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Granny Rictus McBotoxface's Allies Circle the Wagons Around Their Incredible Shrinking Crone



Posted by: Ace at 06:53 PM




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1 I want a little girl to throw a bucket of water on her.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2017 06:45 PM (LTHVh)

2 Howdy.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 22, 2017 06:45 PM (dargh)

3 also First!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2017 06:45 PM (LTHVh)

4 Granny Rictus McBotoxface's Allies Circle the Wagons Around Their Incredible Shrinking Crone


She's a national treasure.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2017 06:45 PM (Mouru)

5 Where else in America can you still hear authentic frontier gibberish today?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2017 06:46 PM (Mouru)

6 If they were smart, they'd swing a hard right and run those wagons right over Pelosi's mummified corpse.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2017 06:47 PM (Mouru)

7 Everyone on the Right needs to start screaming that the left has to get rid of Pelosi. That way the left will reflexively fight to keep her!

Posted by: Iblis at June 22, 2017 06:47 PM (3gBCr)

8 Pelosi serves an important purpose by making McCain seem lucid by comparison.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2017 06:48 PM (Mouru)

9 Hey, at least they let them read it...

Posted by: tu3031 at June 22, 2017 06:49 PM (qJhUV)

10 There go the sexist Democrats again---trying to remove a woman from a position of power.

Posted by: Furious George at June 22, 2017 06:49 PM (j+dfT)

11 Even an idiot knows to let go of the lines when the ship is going down. Also to swim away from it as fast as they can.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 22, 2017 06:49 PM (l4aLi)

12 Bunch of hysterical drama queens.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2017 06:49 PM (0mRoj)

13 Wow. Place is on fire this PM... or en fuego, for our friends from SOTB...

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 22, 2017 06:50 PM (MINbv)

14 Ooooooooh....shiny!!!

Posted by: Rep. Nancy "Wet Brain" Pelosi at June 22, 2017 06:50 PM (qJhUV)

15 Nancy Pelosi is the gift that keeps on twitching.

Posted by: huerfano at June 22, 2017 06:50 PM (TO4Og)

16
remember when Ace liked to call the Fake News the "Palace Guard?"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 22, 2017 06:50 PM (TOq90)

17 6 If they were smart, they'd swing a hard right and run those wagons right over Pelosi's mummified corpse.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2017 06:47 PM (Mouru)


I'm kind of surprised she managed to stay on top this long. How many times have American political parties taken body blow after body blow and said "Replace our leaders? Nah, we're good"?

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 22, 2017 06:50 PM (+azJs)

18
A Referendum. On Trump's Agenda.


Suck it, Bela Pelosi.

Posted by: Mortimer - FInish Her! at June 22, 2017 06:50 PM (zu88C)

19 1 I want a little girl to throw a bucket of water on her.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

***

sigh. More evil Christian right wing violent rhetoric that's causing our base to beat up and shoot people.

signed,
xxoo

the media...no I mean the DNC. or both of us, who are we kidding.

Posted by: Jeb Bush's historic concession speech at June 22, 2017 06:50 PM (9xFrC)

20
what movie is this from?

Put.The.Candle.Back!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 22, 2017 06:51 PM (TOq90)

21 Yet she pershitted! hic!

Posted by: Hillary 2020! at June 22, 2017 06:51 PM (En33R)

22 I want a little girl to throw a bucket of water on her.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

=======

I'm holding out for the falling house.

Posted by: GOULD at June 22, 2017 06:52 PM (oux+a)

23 8 Pelosi serves an important purpose by making McCain seem lucid by comparison.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2017 06:48 PM (Mouru)


The more he talks the less disappointed I get in Obama's 2008 win. McCain would have done to the Republicans what Obama did to the Democrats, and frankly, we would have been lucky to survive long enough to see it.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 22, 2017 06:52 PM (+azJs)

24 Put.The.Candle.Back!

The one with the enormous schvanstucker.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2017 06:52 PM (LTHVh)

25
#ShartWithNancy

Posted by: Hillary! at June 22, 2017 06:53 PM (NyJwR)

26 It would be worth the arrest to get in the House gallery and throw water on her to see if she'd melt.

Posted by: rayra at June 22, 2017 06:53 PM (Pgsaa)

27 what movie is this from?
===

Young Frankenstein.

Easy.

You know ?

You know?

I wouldn't call Pelosi useless.

You toss her and Buzzy Ginsburg in the corner and you could get rid of all that moisture in the basement.

Posted by: Mortimer - FInish Her! at June 22, 2017 06:54 PM (zu88C)

28 The one with the enormous schvanstucker."

Baby, I am NOT from Havana...

wait, is that a tear in the MelBrooks continuum?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 22, 2017 06:54 PM (MINbv)

29 excuse me, enormous schwanzstucker

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2017 06:54 PM (LTHVh)

30 I'm afraid to ask zombie what a "wagon circle" really means in San Francisco lingo.

Posted by: wooga at June 22, 2017 06:54 PM (rDMDV)

31 Yes, my all means...stand with Nancy. Keep on failing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 22, 2017 06:55 PM (xJa6I)

32 He . Voss. My . BOYFRIEND!

Posted by: Mortimer - FInish Her! at June 22, 2017 06:55 PM (zu88C)

33 Pelosi is a desperate old crone, and for good reason. Her aides are fighting for their jobs beneath this stagnant turd.

Posted by: Tentotwo at June 22, 2017 06:55 PM (yhf6w)

34 I'd sort of like to know where they got that 23 million number. I see it in ads everyday and just about every emocrat statement says the same thing. I guessing that they just pulled it out of their asses, just like the uninsured number before Ocare. It started low and ballooned up to 41 million before it passed.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 22, 2017 06:55 PM (FAo3p)

35 Nope it would not be smart for me to comment on botox snfran'nan. I'll just hold my toung. Repulsive cvunt.

Posted by: USNtakim at June 22, 2017 06:55 PM (zZWkn)

36 Ima gonna need coffee. I vented all my outrage last hour, out in the hallway, goose stepping up and down the hall, shouting German sounding phrases, sig heiling with reckless abandon, and now I'm raged out.

Need coffee to re-power the outrage organ. I'm exhausted.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 22, 2017 06:55 PM (m9X4Y)

37 Pelosi is a nasty, Shakespearean villian of the worst sort, and her supposed allies rightly fear her Dark Magics.

Voldermort Lives.

Posted by: 13times at June 22, 2017 06:56 PM (WHVu+)

38 I'm afraid to ask zombie what a "wagon circle" really means in San Francisco lingo."

Nah, just search for "folsom street fair". Plenty of family friendly pics and vids...

Manson family, that is.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 22, 2017 06:56 PM (MINbv)

39
You gonna eat that?

Posted by: John Ossoff at June 22, 2017 06:56 PM (zu88C)

40 "Effective fighter?" Whoa! I'm in the Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 22, 2017 06:56 PM (Nwg0u)

41 The shocking news here is that rather than just running with the tweets, Haberman reported getting them. That's a big shift, they're really turning against San Fran Nan.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 06:57 PM (39g3+)

42 Stand with Nancy! She's full of piss and vinegar!
She used to only be full of vinegar!

Posted by: wooga at June 22, 2017 06:57 PM (rDMDV)

43 We must do all we can to keep Nanzi as the face of the democrat party!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 22, 2017 06:57 PM (npdX6)

44 When they say most effective fighter, the mean most effective fund raiser.

Why every elected Dem in the House knows Nancy fights like hell for them at those California fundraisers. The fight to be reelected for the rest of your life never ends!

(GOPe does this too).

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 22, 2017 06:57 PM (4ErVI)

45 What's the big fucking deal? Don't 93 million people get gunned every year?

Do the math.

Posted by: Fritz at June 22, 2017 06:58 PM (biUNZ)

46 Let every moron do their part in this noble campaign.

My turn:

"For a corrupt, decrepit bat she's not nearly as evil as Hillary."

Posted by: DaveA at June 22, 2017 06:59 PM (FhXTo)

47 Regarding Pelosi...why? she's old, unpleasant. She also seems stupid, out of it, easily confused. I mean, I just don't get their loyalty. She's obviously a drag on the party in every way imaginable. And she's old. I mean, a couple more years max and she strokes out. Why not retire her now?

This is something about the Dems I have never understood - their undying loyalty to REALLY unattractive leaders. Ted Kennedy was a drunk misogynist. Bill Clinton was a rapist liar. Hillary was corrupt and robotic. Why? Why keep supporting their failed leadership, decade after decade? Why not try out someone, anyone else?

Posted by: Evergreen Student cowering in his dorm at June 22, 2017 06:59 PM (UgF8H)

48 "what movie is this from?



Put.The.Candle.Back!"


When Barry met Reggie?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 22, 2017 06:59 PM (npdX6)

49 Hey nancy, a lot of us lost our jobs and healthcare because of Your bill.

Posted by: willow at June 22, 2017 06:59 PM (iS1Cb)

50 We must do all we can to keep Nanzi as the face of the democrat party!!

If she goes they'll just replace her with another lunatic dinosaur. Its all they know, its all they have. The machine won't let them go outside that box.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 06:59 PM (39g3+)

51 She used to only be full of vinegar!

Posted by: wooga at June 22, 2017 06:57 PM (rDMDV)

We don't like that word around here. Could get us a day in the box.

Posted by: Pelosi's Undocumented Winery Slaves at June 22, 2017 06:59 PM (l4aLi)

52 All this talk of Nancy Pelosi is giving me a hard off.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 22, 2017 06:59 PM (C0ifs)

53 @34

The same place they got the 11-12 million illegal aliens or 1 in 5 woman are sexually assaulted on college campus's.


Posted by: Kreplach at June 22, 2017 06:59 PM (9A6UB)

54 One more facelift and she will have a goatee.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 22, 2017 06:59 PM (LTHVh)

55 The Old Gray Mare She Ain't What She Used To Be

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 22, 2017 06:59 PM (JO9+V)

56 Who is this "Nancy Pelosi" they're talking about?

Posted by: tu3031 at June 22, 2017 06:59 PM (qJhUV)

57 Pelosi... what knockers?

Posted by: Zombie Gene Wilder at June 22, 2017 07:00 PM (En33R)

58 Nancy has raised over a half billion dollars for House Dems since 2003 or 2004.

That's where the loyalty comes from.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 22, 2017 07:00 PM (4ErVI)

59 Donors asking for guidance. WTF?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 22, 2017 07:00 PM (Id9+8)

60 Types.... deletes.... have to stoooppppp myself before banning and fbi visits..... types...... deletes......

Posted by: USNtakim at June 22, 2017 07:00 PM (zZWkn)

61 I can't see her going anywhere. The ones that are threatened by having her as the face of Dems in the House have already lost their elections or are in the minority of the party. Most of the remaining ones are just as crazy and all aboard the socialism train as she is, so they won't kick her to the curb.

Wait let me reconsider. They might kick her to the curb only to choose that muslim rep from Minnesota.

Posted by: buzzion at June 22, 2017 07:00 PM (z/Ubi)

62 Lenin looks far more natural in his crypt then Nancy behind the podium!

Posted by: Tentotwo at June 22, 2017 07:01 PM (yhf6w)

63 Wait let me reconsider. They might kick her to the curb only to choose that muslim rep from Minnesota.

There's always fauxahontas

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 07:01 PM (39g3+)

64 "All this talk of Nancy Pelosi is giving me a hard off."


LOL I'm using that IRL. You will get no, none, zip in the credit department.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 22, 2017 07:01 PM (npdX6)

65

15 is my limit on schnitzengruben!

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 22, 2017 07:02 PM (lIZQs)

66 Breitbart - Protesters dragged screaming from McConnell's office.

Shooting at republican congressmen on the baseball diamond, and forcing your way into the Senate Majority Leader's office seems like an effective political ploy to move policy forward.

I could be wrong about that.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 22, 2017 07:02 PM (m9X4Y)

67 I heard some twerp on the radio saying that if there was a Mt. Rushmore for Speakers of the House, she would be on it.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2017 07:02 PM (sdi6R)

68 What's the big fucking deal? Don't 93 million people get gunned every year?

That is obviously a mistake. But 50 million people a day DO lose their jobs!
I blame President Ford!

Posted by: Rep. Nancy "Wet Brain" Pelosi at June 22, 2017 07:02 PM (qJhUV)

69 These people act like a bunch of seventh grade girls.

Posted by: Eromero at June 22, 2017 07:02 PM (zLDYs)

70
45 What's the big fucking deal? Don't 93 million people get gunned every year?


I thought he said that many every week.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2017 07:02 PM (pNxlR)

71 70
45 What's the big fucking deal? Don't 93 million people get gunned every year?

I thought he said that many every week.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2017 07:02 PM (pNxlR)

Every day.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2017 07:03 PM (0mRoj)

72

I'd hit it.

Well, if my ding-dong hadn't crawled up inside... no, my other ding-dong...

Posted by: Michael More or Less at June 22, 2017 07:03 PM (fcU1Y)

73

Has anyone else rememberberried that back in 2010 Pelosi and Steny Hoyer SCREWED OVER the Black Man Clyburn for the leadership role??

The WHITE Democrats PROMISED Clyburn (or maybe it was Lewis, or some other Black Man) a leadership role, and then re-negged.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 22, 2017 07:03 PM (TOq90)

74 PDT tweets:

I certainly hope the Democrats do not force Nancy P out. That would be very bad for the Republican Party - and please let Cryin' Chuck stay!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 22, 2017 07:03 PM (Nwg0u)

75 if there was a Mt. Rushmore for Speakers of the House, she would be on it.

Her, Rostenkowski, and Tip O'Niell! A trifeta of leftist genius!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 07:03 PM (39g3+)

76 6 & 7

You're both right!

Posted by: weew at June 22, 2017 07:04 PM (wZmTv)

77 If Nancy is replaced, who will protect us from President McKinley?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2017 07:04 PM (LTHVh)

78 What's the big fucking deal? Don't 93 million people get gunned every year?

I thought he said that many every week.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2017 07:02 PM (pNxlR)

Day.

Posted by: Country Boy at June 22, 2017 07:04 PM (58Azy)

79 and then re-negged.

Racist!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2017 07:04 PM (LTHVh)

80 My only consolation is that both me and sanfran-fn-nan will both have to answer to God for all that we have done and all that we have failed to do. I have hope for my wrenched self, Does nan?

Posted by: USNtakim at June 22, 2017 07:05 PM (zZWkn)

81 Looks like the democrats have openly embraced the misogyny they have hidden for well forever.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 22, 2017 07:05 PM (npdX6)

82 63 Wait let me reconsider. They might kick her to the curb only to choose that muslim rep from Minnesota.

There's always fauxahontas
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 07:01 PM (39g3+)


Indian princess is a senator.

Posted by: buzzion at June 22, 2017 07:06 PM (z/Ubi)

83 She's got all of those $weet California connections.
And she knows where all the bodies are buried.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2017 07:06 PM (0jtPF)

84

If we were smart and energetic, we'd troll the Democrats to put a HISTORIC Black Person in leadership of their Historically Racist Party.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 22, 2017 07:07 PM (TOq90)

85 Fight to the bitter end, Nancy. Scorched Earth!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2017 07:07 PM (oVJmc)

86 Can you imagine being married to that creature?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 22, 2017 07:07 PM (l4aLi)

87 I thought he said that many every week.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2017 07:02 PM (pNxlR)
Nope. He said every day. Dude f*cked up. He meant 93

Posted by: Old Blue at June 22, 2017 07:07 PM (FAo3p)

88 The WHITE Democrats PROMISED Clyburn (or maybe it was Lewis, or some other Black Man) a leadership role, and then re-negged.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 22, 2017 07:03 PM


ISWYDT.

Posted by: Talcum X at June 22, 2017 07:07 PM (DMUuz)

89 IIRC when Nanzi had her government funded 757 to fly across the country her bar bills were north of 6 figures each year.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 22, 2017 07:07 PM (npdX6)

90
Those Republican wanna eat you!
They never tasted any Terran Democrat before.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 22, 2017 07:08 PM (t6XCL)

91 85 Fight to the bitter end, Nancy. Scorched Earth!


^^^this^^^^ and go long on popcorn.

Posted by: USNtakim at June 22, 2017 07:08 PM (zZWkn)

92 Do her 'big money connections' mean anything considering that fundraising is in the toilet?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2017 07:08 PM (oVJmc)

93 My mistake. by her bar bills I meant the ones we paid for.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 22, 2017 07:09 PM (npdX6)

94 Indian princess is a senator.

"Rules, schmules"
-Democrats

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 07:09 PM (39g3+)

95 At least if Pelosi Galore's likeness was on Mt. Rushmore, the face would be more flexible.

Posted by: Furious George at June 22, 2017 07:09 PM (j+dfT)

96 Somethings gonna tip.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at June 22, 2017 07:09 PM (l4aLi)

97 I think Nanzi could fix up her situation by going harder to the left.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 22, 2017 07:09 PM (npdX6)

98
Fight to the bitter end, Nancy. Scorched Earth!


^^^this^^^^ and go long on popcorn.


Steiner will come to the rescue.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 22, 2017 07:10 PM (t6XCL)

99 Nan puts out on the first date.

Posted by: Silent Calvin Coolidge at June 22, 2017 07:10 PM (JSJGD)

100
The same black van keeps driving past my house.

Please hide me.

Posted by: John Ossoff at June 22, 2017 07:11 PM (Uxokn)

101 Nan's got removable dentures!

Posted by: Under Fire at June 22, 2017 07:11 PM (l4aLi)

102 Nancy didn't march for sufferage to give up now!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2017 07:11 PM (oVJmc)

103 "All this talk of Nancy Pelosi is giving me a hard off."
LOL I'm using that IRL. You will get no, none, zip in the credit department.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 22, 2017 07:01 PM (npdX6)

Haha.....yup. Someone posted earlier today the hard on line and I pissed my pants I laughed so hard.

AOS rocks.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 22, 2017 07:11 PM (C0ifs)

104
The WHITE Democrats PROMISED Clyburn (or maybe it was Lewis, or some other Black Man) a leadership role, and then re-negged.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 22, 2017 07:03 PM (TOq90)


Don't you mean "un- ...

Nevermind. The ban hammer, she is a diligent and fierce tool of moron justice.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 22, 2017 07:11 PM (lIZQs)

105 What's the big fucking deal? Don't 93 million people get gunned every year?

I thought he said that many every week.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2017 07:02 PM (pNxlR)

Day.
Posted by: Country Boy
--------------

The horror...the horror

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2017 07:11 PM (ZO497)

106 The US Congress it starting to resemble the Brezhnev era Politburo. There are about 100-200 old geezers and geezerettes that refuse to move aside for younger blood. They intend to leave feet first. One of the reasons this country is sooo screwed up is these fossils that are living in the past, and desperately clinging to power. Worse, assholes like McConnell and Haley Barbour encourage senile fossils like Thad "I shit my diaper" Cochran to run again when they should retire and enjoy retirement.

I could understand the Soviets, those murderous bastards were afraid that they would end up against the wall if they tried retiring.

Posted by: rd at June 22, 2017 07:12 PM (4dz1m)

107 I could understand the Soviets, those murderous bastards were afraid
that they would end up against the wall if they tried retiring.



Yesss!

Posted by: Ed McMahon at June 22, 2017 07:13 PM (LTHVh)

108 Nance looks like she's been kept in mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagner's front porch.

Posted by: mpfs at June 22, 2017 07:15 PM (JSJGD)

109 Orin Hatch- 83 years old.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 22, 2017 07:15 PM (l4aLi)

110
When Nancy Pelosi is in Washington D.C.
She can only sleep on pile of dirt (and money) brought over from her California vineyard.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 22, 2017 07:15 PM (t6XCL)

111 Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 22, 2017 07:07 PM

So I went over to the Congressional Black Caucus and checked the membership rolls.

Yep, there are some national treasures there.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 22, 2017 07:16 PM (m9X4Y)

112

"My good friend, Nanshy Peloshi."

Posted by: John McCain at June 22, 2017 07:16 PM (Uxokn)

113 When Nancy Pelosi is in Washington D.C.
She can only sleep on pile of dirt (and money) brought over from her California vineyard.
Posted by: YIKES!
-----------

The Princess and the Pee

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2017 07:16 PM (ZO497)

114 Noooooo, we need her to stay. Look at those fund raising numbers, 0-4 in special elections, etc. -- we couldn't buy a better minority leader.

Posted by: Jean at June 22, 2017 07:16 PM (9TU00)

115 How fvcking dare anyone out there make fun of Nancy after all she has been through.!

She lost her majority, she lost the White House. She lost 5 special elections.

All you people care about is.. readers and making money off of her.

SHE'S A HUMAN! What you don't realize is that Nancy is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her.

LEAVE HER ALONE! You are lucky she ever governed for you BASTARDS! LEAVE NANCY ALONE!..Please.

Perez Hilton talked about professionalism and said something like 'if Nancy was a professional she would've pulled it off no matter what.'

Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly bash someone who is going through a hard time.

Leave Nancy Alone Please! Leave Nancy Pelosi alone! RIGHT NOW!.I mean it.!

Anyone that has a problem with her you deal with me, because she is not well right now.

LEAVE HER ALONE!

Posted by: mx4 at June 22, 2017 07:17 PM (A38cw)

116 Nanzi is clutching that Orb of power with 20 digits. Ha, she finally has to utter a well known slogan- "From my cold dead hands" and this bitch means it.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2017 07:17 PM (uv6MB)

117 hahaha.

Strangely enough, I believe Trump when he says he wants San Fran Nan to stay.

Posted by: shibumi at June 22, 2017 07:17 PM (aT+Bx)

118 Pull off her wig, it's Gollum, I swear.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2017 07:18 PM (oVJmc)

119 Noooooo, we need her to stay. Look at those fund raising numbers, 0-4 in special elections, etc. -- we couldn't buy a better minority leader.
Posted by: Jean at June 22, 2017 07:16 PM (9TU00)

0 - 5.

Posted by: Country Boy at June 22, 2017 07:18 PM (58Azy)

120 "SHE'S A HUMAN!"

Coulda fooled me.

Posted by: f'd at June 22, 2017 07:19 PM (BO/km)

121 #StandWithNancy

Love to!

But, uh, how about I lie unconscious on the floor of this van here instead?

Posted by: some drunken angry incompetent weeble what almost became POTUS at June 22, 2017 07:19 PM (79+/S)

Posted by: irongrampa at June 22, 2017 07:20 PM (S/hVx)

123 Nancy can and has channeled millions of dollars to various dems for their congressional races. This is why she has been the leader for so long, and it's the only reason. This is a good example of how short term thinking can completely screw up long term strategic planning.

Posted by: IanDeal at June 22, 2017 07:20 PM (JhHPx)

124 SHE'S A "HUMAN"!

FIFY

Posted by: shibumi at June 22, 2017 07:21 PM (aT+Bx)

125 116
Nanzi is clutching that Orb of power with 20 digits. Ha, she finally has
to utter a well known slogan- "From my cold dead hands" and this bitch
means it.

Posted by: Ben Had


It just looks like the orb of power. It's really an Orgasmatron.

Posted by: pep at June 22, 2017 07:21 PM (LAe3v)

126 Fear not, lads. A couple of extended trips to the sperm bank and Nancy will look as fresh-faced as Emma Watson.

Posted by: Fritz at June 22, 2017 07:21 PM (biUNZ)

127 "Strangely enough, I believe Trump when he says he wants San Fran Nan to stay."

In the same way the dems want Yertle the turtle to live forever.

Posted by: f'd at June 22, 2017 07:21 PM (BO/km)

128

Okay, so this is what happened in 2010 after the R's took the House:

Pelosi was Speaker, her henchman Hoyer was Majority Leader, and the Democrats gave the Whip position to the Black Man, Clyburn.

After the D's lost control of the House, Pelosi and Hoyer wanted to stay in the top leadership roles, which pushes Clyburn to the Back Of The Bus. Pelosi took Minority Leader, and her henchman Hoyer took Clyburn's "Whip" post. So the minority (the black man) didn't even get the "minority" whip post!

Clyburn and his fellow racist but loyal slaves to the Democrat party black caucus members were quite angry. Rush Limbaugh made sure to really rub it in, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 22, 2017 07:21 PM (TOq90)

129
I think the Democrats should show just how pc they really are.
They should put in a female woman of color to replace Ms Nancy.
Maxine Waters would make a fine replacement.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 22, 2017 07:21 PM (t6XCL)

130
I look at the road the Dems have chosen and wish them safe unimpeded travel on that path.

For a LONG time.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 22, 2017 07:22 PM (S/hVx)

131 126
Fear not, lads. A couple of extended trips to the sperm bank and Nancy will look as fresh-faced as Emma Watson.


Posted by: Fritz


Yeah, no. Not unless Nancy can fill the Strategic Silicone Reserve.

Posted by: pep at June 22, 2017 07:22 PM (LAe3v)

132 Nancy is proof that there is a race of lizard people that are immune to botulism and have an unnatural lifespan.

Posted by: USNtakim at June 22, 2017 07:22 PM (zZWkn)

133 " But I don't WANT my dripping heart fed to the Dark Queen."

Posted by: John Ossoff at June 22, 2017 07:22 PM (Uxokn)

134 How did the Shire-reeve thread get 16 comments?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2017 07:23 PM (LTHVh)

135 They have to get rid of her to figure out if she's competent.

Posted by: Crimso at June 22, 2017 07:23 PM (uCLNU)

136 Maxine Waters would make a fine replacement.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 22, 2017 07:21 PM (t6XCL)
Please Please Please! That would be the funniest thing I would have ever seen.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 22, 2017 07:23 PM (FAo3p)

137 Heh NBC: Nancy Pelosi says "I'm worth the trouble"

Yeah that's a strong argument

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 07:23 PM (39g3+)

138 121 #StandWithNancy

Love to!

But, uh, how about I lie unconscious on the floor of this van here instead?
Posted by: some drunken angry incompetent weeble what almost became POTUS at June 22, 2017 07:19 PM (79+/S)


There's room over by Hillary.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 22, 2017 07:24 PM (+azJs)

139
btw, in case you're not aware, the "leadership" positions in the House, be it majority or minority, get extra $$ salary, like $40K/yr or something.

I shit you not.

Same for the Shits in the Senate.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 22, 2017 07:24 PM (TOq90)

140 Maxine is hip. I'd be cool with that.

Posted by: f'd at June 22, 2017 07:24 PM (BO/km)

141 I love how the Democratic Party is supposedly full of so many smart, educated people, and yet they always need someone to give them cue cards to read off of like @#$%ing parrots.

It doesn't matter if the crap they say contradicts what they just said before either. They're as bad as the American Communist Party in the 1940s:

May 1941: We shouldn't support the Capitalist running dog Brits - Hitler isn't as bad as those imperialists!

June 1941: The U.S. must help defeat the loathesome fascists immediately. Why have we been neglecting to give aid to Britain and the Soviet Union for so long?!!?!?

Posted by: TheLowerDepths at June 22, 2017 07:24 PM (1WTGm)

142 A couple of extended trips to the sperm bank and Nancy will look as fresh-faced as Emma Watson.

Not even if she peeled the actual face off Emma Watson like in Face/Off

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 07:25 PM (39g3+)

143 Nanzi and the Prince of Wales. Charlie said today we only have 60 growing seasons left if we don't do all organic farming.
I want some Fleet Street bookie to take my bet at 1000 to 1 that Charlie is "Full of Shit"

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2017 07:25 PM (uv6MB)

144 The democrat party is a propped-up corpse right now. To get it to walk is impossible. Thank you, Nancy!

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 22, 2017 07:25 PM (dargh)

145 Maxine Waters would make a fine replacement.

Her wig could be the Minority Whip.

Ow! I feel good!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2017 07:25 PM (LTHVh)

146 Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2017 07:23 PM (LTHVh)

Nobody knew it was down there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2017 07:26 PM (qES5k)

147 I pray she keeps her "leadership" position in congress for a long long time.

Posted by: Soona at June 22, 2017 07:26 PM (2JyOd)

148 I'm beginning to think that keeping Nanzi as Minority Leader is like a bad episode of Weekend at Bernies.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 22, 2017 07:27 PM (FAo3p)

149 Just a recap:

"If you're not afraid of a gun, get one," said the sheriff. "And if you need to shoot somebody, shoot 'em a lot."

Posted by: f'd at June 22, 2017 07:27 PM (BO/km)

150 Nanzi and the Prince of Wales. Charlie said today we only have 60 growing seasons left if we don't do all organic farming.


I want some Fleet Street bookie to take my bet at 1000 to 1 that Charlie is "Full of Shit"


Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2017 07:25 PM (uv6MB)



Well he's certainly organic then, eh wot?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 22, 2017 07:27 PM (JO9+V)

151 133
" But I don't WANT my dripping heart fed to the Dark Queen."


Posted by: John Ossoff


Oh, don't be such a baby.

Posted by: pep at June 22, 2017 07:27 PM (LAe3v)

152 Fear not, lads. A couple of extended trips to the sperm bank and Nancy will look as fresh-faced as Emma Watson.

Posted by: Fritz at June 22, 2017 07:21 PM (biUNZ)
............

But will fur oil do the same for her nethers?

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2017 07:27 PM (HgMAr)

153 IIRC, Nancy is a Baltimore Mafia Princess.

Posted by: davidt at June 22, 2017 07:27 PM (XoldI)

154 I'm sure donors are always asking for guidance from their donees. They probably also ask them what to order from the menu, and for recommendations on cleaning products and suchlike.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 07:27 PM (sBOL1)

155 A free buttery steak buffet around the corner from Congress should quick the attrition rate.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 22, 2017 07:27 PM (l4aLi)

156 I love how the Democratic Party is supposedly full of so many smart, educated people, and yet they always need someone to give them cue cards to read off of like @#$%ing parrots.


Posted by: TheLowerDepths
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*holds up cue card*

"You is kind. You is smart. You is important."

Posted by: CNN producer at June 22, 2017 07:27 PM (ZO497)

157 My God, why get rid of the old crone? She's so effective... for the other side. I mean it. Every AoS fan should support the Botox Queen.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at June 22, 2017 07:27 PM (75D/9)

158 I think the Democrats should show just how pc they really are.
They should put in a female woman of color to replace Ms Nancy.
Maxine Waters would make a fine replacement.
Posted by: YIKES! at June 22, 2017 07:21 PM (t6XCL)

======

I hear Cynthia McKinney is looking for a gig.

Posted by: GOULD at June 22, 2017 07:28 PM (oux+a)

159 quicken

Posted by: Under Fire at June 22, 2017 07:28 PM (l4aLi)

160 Put.The.Candle.Back!

He was my ... BOYFRIEND!

Young Fraaaaankensteen, of course.

Posted by: jayhawkone at June 22, 2017 07:28 PM (ZD+J8)

161
#She Persisted, Ossified

Posted by: YIKES! at June 22, 2017 07:29 PM (t6XCL)

162
here's how Fake News huffpo covered it, and I mean "covered" for the Racist Democrat Party: (hint: by calling Rush a racist)


Rush Limbaugh dedicated a portion of his radio program Thursday to attacking alleged "racist Democrats" in a segment chock-full of thinly-veiled racial references itself.

The discussion centered around the ongoing competition between Rep. Steny Hoyer (D-Md.) and Rep. Jim Clyburn (D-S.C.) for the House minority whip leadership position.

The situation has put Democrats in a difficult spot. Hoyer is currently the House Democratic leader, but Pelosi is seeking the position for 2011, when she is no longer Speaker of the House. Consequently, Hoyer has his eyes on the whip job, which Clyburn currently holds. With Hoyer in a position to possibly knock the highest ranking African American House Democrat out of a leadership spot, Limbaugh pounced.

Perhaps sensing a potential powder keg, Limbaugh took the opportunity to toss some sparks Thursday, using his own incendiary words to reinforce his case that Democrats are approaching this situation with racial malice.

Here's how Limbaugh broke down what he called the "Steny Hoyer and Clyburn, Hoyer wanting Clyburn to go back to the back of the bus, leadership battle."

"So there you have it. All hell breaking loose in the Democrat Party because now black and brown people [are saying], 'Tonight we on the inside, we wanna get in there,'" Limbaugh said. "The white racist leadership of the Democrat Party is trying to ace out Clyburn."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 22, 2017 07:29 PM (TOq90)

163 "Well he's certainly organic then, eh wot?"

Considering that he will be dead by then maybe they can plant some potatoes or something over him.

Posted by: f'd at June 22, 2017 07:29 PM (BO/km)

164 Fear not, lads. A couple of extended trips to the sperm bank and Nancy will look as fresh-faced as Emma Watson.
--

I think you meant "weekly trips to Comet Pizza for 'nourishment' and infant blood transfusions."


Posted by: shibumi at June 22, 2017 07:29 PM (aT+Bx)

165 Maggie Haberman? Little Miss Clear-It-With-The-DNC? That Maggie Haberman?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2017 07:30 PM (GLUmN)

166 Relevant to the last thread, today I received my copy of Ann Coulter's "Demonic" I ordered last week. I've been meaning to read that for a while, and last week's mass assassination attempt finally made me pull the trigger, as it were.

I paid $3.99 + $3.99 shipping for a used hardcover in nearly mint condition, which is cheaper than a new paperback. I Brodarted the dust jacket so it looks nice and spiffy. I probably won't have time to read it before the Sunday book thread, though.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2017 07:30 PM (sdi6R)

167 I think the Democrats should show just how pc they really are.

They should put in a female woman of color to replace Ms Nancy.

Maxine WatersRaul Ryan would make a fine replacement.

FIFY

Posted by: Methos at June 22, 2017 07:30 PM (3Liv/)

168 Admit it, if Pelosi rolled up to work one day wearing a dalmation coat, nobody would be surprised.

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 22, 2017 07:31 PM (/zKH5)

169 I like the second one..."heath" care on the line.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 22, 2017 07:31 PM (J5mzk)

170 OH, this is good.

Almost as good as Sunni vs. Shia

Over at Gateway Pundit, Debbie W. Schultz accuses Jeh Johnson of lying under oath.

Blue eats blue.

/and I just bought popcorn today!

Posted by: shibumi at June 22, 2017 07:32 PM (aT+Bx)

171 I love how the Democratic Party is supposedly full of so many smart, educated people, and yet they always need someone to give them cue cards to read off of like @#$%ing parrots.

***

Derivation from the company line is...dangerous.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2017 07:32 PM (aZq03)

172 ChristyBlinky! Are you going to send me a recipe for our cookbook, I hope?

Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 07:32 PM (sBOL1)

173 169
I like the second one..."heath" care on the line.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 22, 2017 07:31 PM (J5mzk)
But but but...the only people who care about heath care are the Scots! Amiright?

Posted by: Old Blue at June 22, 2017 07:32 PM (FAo3p)

174 "heath" care on the line



Those f'rs better stay away from my damn candy bars!!!

Posted by: f'd at June 22, 2017 07:32 PM (BO/km)

175
IIRC, Nancy is a Baltimore Mafia Princess.

I think her father was mayor.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 22, 2017 07:32 PM (qJhUV)

176 Personally- I want the Dems to roll this bitch in on a stretcher like they did Bryd., and I want all of her Dem donors to give millions and millions and millions.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2017 07:32 PM (uv6MB)

177 By all means, put Pelosi and Obama on Moun Rushmore.

Just until I can push them off.

Posted by: trev006 at June 22, 2017 07:33 PM (WKv85)

178 The shocking part for Pelosi's staffers was having the NYT not just transcribe what they sent this time. I mean for 10+ years its worked every time, why stop now?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 07:33 PM (39g3+)

179 Over at Gateway Pundit, Debbie W. Schultz accuses Jeh Johnson of lying under oath.
***
While that is good, I want to know why Slumber'n Sessions hasn't arrested Johnson yet. Hacking a state election division is a crime isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2017 07:33 PM (aZq03)

180 Her father was Tom D'Alessandro, corruptocrat and Balmer mayor.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2017 07:34 PM (y3cxD)

181 Over at Gateway Pundit, Debbie W. Schultz accuses Jeh Johnson of lying under oath.

What the fuck kind of retard name is "Jeh"? WTFFF?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2017 07:35 PM (rZ+mb)

182 Donors come first for San Fran Nan. They even admit it. She collects the money and then passes it out to the caucus. It is the only reason she is still minority leader.

Posted by: Lester at June 22, 2017 07:36 PM (LfJIn)

183 While that is good, I want to know why Slumber'n Sessions hasn't arrested Johnson yet. Hacking a state election division is a crime isn't it?
---

Upon reflection, it seems like Jeff Sessions "To-Do" list has more on it than Trumps.

So, I'm going to give him a break. For now.

/lock them all up and throw away the key! Please! Do it for the children!

Posted by: shibumi at June 22, 2017 07:36 PM (aT+Bx)

184 In the same way the dems want Yertle the turtle to live forever.
***
At this point Yertle isn't the primary problem.

cough

Paul Rhino

cough

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2017 07:36 PM (aZq03)

185 "What the fuck kind of retard name is "Jeh"?"


Meh

Posted by: meh at June 22, 2017 07:36 PM (BO/km)

186 kind of retard name is "Jeh"? WTFFF?

Yeah it sounds like something you say just as you're dying.

It was... it was *cough cough* Jeh--- *expire*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 07:36 PM (39g3+)

187 What the fuck kind of retard name is "Jeh"? WTFFF?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2017 07:35 PM (rZ+mb)


It's short for Jehh.

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 22, 2017 07:36 PM (/zKH5)

188 168 Admit it, if Pelosi rolled up to work one day wearing a dalmation coat, nobody would be surprised.
Posted by: weirdflunky at June 22, 2017 07:31 PM (/zKH5)



I'm waiting for her to show up at a press conference with a parrot on her shoulder.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at June 22, 2017 07:37 PM (SRKgf)

189 zzzzzZZZZzzzzz

Posted by: Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III at June 22, 2017 07:37 PM (LTHVh)

190 So, I'm going to give him a break. For now.
***
If a senior Obama administration official was arrested for attempting to hack various state election divisions (and failing) what happens to the Russian allegations?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2017 07:37 PM (aZq03)

191 They're trying to get rid of her. Nevertheless, she persisted.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at June 22, 2017 07:38 PM (SRKgf)

192
What the fuck kind of retard name is "Jeh"? WTFFF?
--

I know.

What's even worse is that they pronounce it as "Jay."'

I think we should call him "J-eh." Like "eh" with a J in front of it.

/because when your mommy names you something stupid, it is societies responsiblity to mock you until you change your name.

Posted by: shibumi at June 22, 2017 07:38 PM (aT+Bx)

193 What the fuck kind of retard name is "Jeh"? WTFFF?
.........

Maybe the J is supposed to be silent.
Correct pronunciation = "Heh".

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2017 07:38 PM (HgMAr)

194 sock off

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 07:38 PM (SRKgf)

195 Never give up, never surrender Nancy.

You go girl.

Posted by: WisRich at June 22, 2017 07:38 PM (OAlmw)

196 Millions will lose their health care that they can't afford and will buy what they want.

Posted by: harleycowboy at June 22, 2017 07:38 PM (+9AX9)

197 What the fuck kind of retard name is "Jeh"? WTFFF?
--

I know.

What's even worse is that they pronounce it as "Jay."'

I think we should call him "J-eh." Like "eh" with a J in front of it.



Wait - what are you saying?

Posted by: Deplorable Jeh Guevara at June 22, 2017 07:38 PM (SRKgf)

198
However, it is now evident that an ugly campaign is underway not merely to misrepresent the health insurance reform legislation, but to disrupt public meetings and prevent members of Congress and constituents from conducting a civil dialogue. These tactics have included hanging in effigy one Democratic member of Congress in Maryland and protesters holding a sign displaying a tombstone with the name of another congressman in Texas, where protesters also shouted "Just say no!" drowning out those who wanted to hold a substantive discussion.

Let the facts be heard

These disruptions are occurring because opponents are afraid not just of differing views - but of the facts themselves. Drowning out opposing views is simply un-American. Drowning out the facts is how we failed at this task for decades.


--Pelosi & Hoyer op-ed in USA Today, January 2010

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 22, 2017 07:39 PM (TOq90)

199 If a senior Obama administration official was arrested for attempting to hack various state election divisions (and failing) what happens to the Russian allegations?
--

Well, obviusly they will have to dig some some kid that Trump knew in 4th grade to have a press conference and explain how Trump beat him up and stole his lunch money.

Also... "pussy."

Posted by: shibumi at June 22, 2017 07:39 PM (aT+Bx)

200 183
Upon reflection, it seems like Jeff Sessions "To-Do" list has more on it than Trumps.

So, I'm going to give him a break. For now.
Posted by: shibumi at June 22, 2017 07:36 PM (aT+Bx)


Same here. After eight years of Obama, the DOJ is a swamp unto itself. First of all, Sessions has to figure out who he can trust and who he can't. Then he has to slowly and methodically build his cases before he drops the hammer. This will take time.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2017 07:39 PM (sdi6R)

201 Posted by: Deplorable Jeh Guevara at June 22, 2017 07:38 PM
---

hahahahaha.

Posted by: shibumi at June 22, 2017 07:39 PM (aT+Bx)

202 At this point I think poor Sessions may be suffering from option paralysis: too many cases and targets to go after.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 07:39 PM (39g3+)

203
where protesters also shouted "Just say no!" drowning out those who wanted to hold a substantive discussion.

Sort of like shouting "SHAME!" at Republicans during town halls.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 22, 2017 07:39 PM (TOq90)

204 Aitch Eye Jeh Keh Ell Emeno Pee

Posted by: Mortimer - FInish Her! at June 22, 2017 07:40 PM (Uxokn)

205 DWS should probably stay under the radar for awhile longer.
MayoGirl- you won't be helping that class action lawsuit against the DNC , while you were Chair.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2017 07:40 PM (uv6MB)

206 You can call me Jeh, ands you can call me Reh ...

Posted by: Jeh Johnson at June 22, 2017 07:40 PM (LTHVh)

207 "Heath care is on the line."

Send him through to voice mail.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 07:40 PM (SRKgf)

208 Blue eats blue.

Here is another.

Minneapolis Pride Parade has banned uniformed police from the Pride Parade this weekend. BLM threw a hissy fit and got the police banned after Officer Jeronimo Yanez got off for killing Philandro Castile.

Minneapolis Police Chief and out lesbian Chief Harteau is quite pissed off. So are the several hundred gay officers that usually march in the parade.

They won't even allow the usual police car leading the parade, or uniformed police officers on the streets. The parade Security will all rent a cops.

Posted by: rd at June 22, 2017 07:41 PM (4dz1m)

209 Almost as good as Sunni vs. Shia

Over at Gateway Pundit, Debbie W. Schultz accuses Jeh Johnson of lying under oath.

Blue eats blue.





We knew it would happen. The left is nothing but special interest groups. The size of the pie is finite. All we have to do is make groups think other groups are getting bigger pieces.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2017 07:41 PM (j+h+K)

210 "Nancy Pelosi is the gift that keeps on twitching."

Gold, right there.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Tiger selloff in t -5 days at June 22, 2017 07:42 PM (1aMQH)

211 These tactics have included hanging in effigy one Democratic member of Congress in Maryland


What's the point of hanging one in effigy?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 07:42 PM (SRKgf)

212 "Her father was Tom D'Alessandro, corruptocrat and Balmer mayor."

And with no small body of evidence suggestive of his having ties to the Maryland mob.

Wish she'd stayed there.

Of course, in an alternate universe without Pelosi in SF, someone just as bad would have taken over the local Burton machine and held her seat.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 22, 2017 07:43 PM (ujwCG)

213 What the fuck kind of retard name is "Jeh"? WTFFF?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2017 07:35 PM (rZ+mb)


It's short for Jehh.
Posted by: weirdflunky
--------------------

This is why I hang out at this landscape of iniquity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2017 07:43 PM (ZO497)

214 What's the point of hanging one in effigy?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 07:42 PM (SRKgf)
-------

You are a bad man. And a funny man.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 07:43 PM (sBOL1)

215 Minneapolis Pride Parade has banned uniformed police from the Pride Parade this weekend.

bcc: ISIS.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 07:43 PM (SRKgf)

216 These tactics have included hanging in effigy one Democratic member of Congress in Maryland

So someone hung a two inch plastic dick somewhere?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2017 07:44 PM (rZ+mb)

217 Was just reading the thread below.Democrats don't want to lower the temperaure of their rhetoric.They want us at room temperature.Somebody is going to get killed.

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2017 07:44 PM (rmVvL)

218
Cool?

Earlier I linked Burt Ward's audition for Robin.

Here are Lyle Waggoner and some other guy auditioning for Batman & Robin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-BHYo4U0M4

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 22, 2017 07:44 PM (TOq90)

219 Nobody is losing their health care; they might be losing a particular ineffective and inefficient type of health insurance. Seems a little different to me.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 22, 2017 07:44 PM (hJrjt)

220

By the Power of Pelosi's Foreskin, I Invoke the Power!

*hic*shart*

Posted by: Michael More or Less at June 22, 2017 07:44 PM (fcU1Y)

221 First of all, Sessions has to figure out who he can trust and who he can't. Then he has to slowly and methodically build his cases before he drops the hammer. This will take time.




Start with high profile slam dunk cases and go for maximum visibility and jail time:

Mishandling classified documents. No intent necessary. Documents were signed stating they understood procedure.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2017 07:45 PM (j+h+K)

222 208
Minneapolis Police Chief and out lesbian Chief Harteau is quite pissed off. So are the several hundred gay officers that usually march in the parade.
Posted by: rd at June 22, 2017 07:41 PM (4dz1m)


Um, how many total officers does the Minneapolis Police Dept. have?

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2017 07:45 PM (sdi6R)

223 I heard that Nancy Pelosi can make puppies dance and gave penguins the power of flight!
#standwithnancy

Posted by: Hamilton at June 22, 2017 07:46 PM (sCjDS)

224 Seriously if dumbocraps think Pelosi is a winning strategy I have some land 600 meters off of the Florida coast they can buy

Posted by: Republican genius at June 22, 2017 07:46 PM (955qc)

225 "it seems like Jeff Sessions 'To-Do' list has more on it than Trumps"

Next Tuesday's To-Do top-priority action item for J-Sess:

* federally prosecute medical marijuana dispensaries

Posted by: torquewrench at June 22, 2017 07:46 PM (ujwCG)

226 Pelosi's just the woman to lead the Dems into the 20th century.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2017 07:46 PM (oVJmc)

227 So are the several hundred gay officers that usually march in the parade.
====

It's rainin men.

Posted by: Mortimer - FInish Her! at June 22, 2017 07:46 PM (Uxokn)

228 First of all, Sessions has to figure out who he can trust and who he can't
***
And what's stopping him from bringing in the people he does trust?

We have one Special Prosecutor. There is no reason we couldn't have 10.

Clinton Emails
Saudi Election collusion
Johnson Election hacking
Lynch-Clinton obstruction of justice
Fast and Furious
Benghazi Arms deals
ISIS payoffs
Illegal spying/unmasking of Congress
Illegal spying/unmasking of Journalists
IRS targeting of conservatives

I presume Sessions and his closest allies could identify 10 good prosecutors in this country who could be doing better things then prosecuting local Democrats for petty graft.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2017 07:46 PM (aZq03)

229 If the NY Times really not only printed where the Republican baseball team practiced but mentioned that security was light what did they want to happen?

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2017 07:47 PM (rmVvL)

230 En Senile!

Posted by: That guy who always yells En Senile at June 22, 2017 07:47 PM (N9W/4)

231 In other Minneapolis related news, they're in the process of setting up Hate Speech and Hate Crime hotlines because "Muslims."

Posted by: shibumi at June 22, 2017 07:48 PM (aT+Bx)

232 What the fuck kind of retard name is "Jeh"? WTFFF?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2017 07:35 PM (rZ+mb)



Hey, it could have been worse. It could have been one of those ridiculous made-up ghetto names that guarantee your job application will go right in the crapper.

"Jeh" for "Jay" is just garden variety retardation. Kind of refreshing, actually, after the militant retardation we usually encounter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 07:48 PM (SRKgf)

233 Um, how many total officers does the Minneapolis Police Dept. have?

Wikipedia says 800.

Guess they're the Sparta of police departments.

Posted by: or some SJW math is at work, as usual at June 22, 2017 07:48 PM (79+/S)

234 Funny how when the IRS has a bunch of tax violations, they fret over which ones to prosecute.

No, they don't.

They pick a few high profile case, prosecute the heck out them, publicize it, make sure everyone knows about them, and they come down on them like a ton of bricks.

Posted by: navybrat at June 22, 2017 07:48 PM (w7KSn)

235 Um, how many total officers does the Minneapolis Police Dept. have?
Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2017 07:45 PM (sdi6R)

Several hundred

Posted by: Ru Paul at June 22, 2017 07:48 PM (mtGE/)

236 So are the several hundred gay officers that usually march in the parade.
====

It's rainin men.
Posted by: Mortimer
----------

I'm betting women.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2017 07:48 PM (ZO497)

237 It could have been one of those ridiculous made-up ghetto names that
guarantee your job application will go right in the crapper.



What are you saying?

Posted by: Chlamydia Jones at June 22, 2017 07:49 PM (LTHVh)

238 Considering that they think abortion is "health care," I say let 23 million lose their health care.

Posted by: RKae at June 22, 2017 07:49 PM (Xcfjy)

239 There must be 50 ways to leave your leader
Kick her in the knee, Lee
Push her off the roof, Ruth
Stab her in the back, Jack
And set yourself free

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 22, 2017 07:49 PM (qGyX0)

240 >>What's the point of hanging one in effigy?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I can see it, provided it's in a small town called Effigy, Massachusetts.

Posted by: Aviator at June 22, 2017 07:49 PM (/Nite)

241 Pelosi for House minority leader in 2025. The three members of the House minority voted against water being wet.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2017 07:49 PM (uv6MB)

242 The Democrats appear to no longer appear to care about winning hearts and minds along the way to winning elections. They have become a black-hearted murderous cult.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 22, 2017 07:49 PM (hJrjt)

243 So are the several hundred gay officers that usually march Prancercize in the parade.


Srsly, is there something in the water in Minnesota? They have more fruitcakes and retards per capita even than California. We've only been partially taken over by them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 07:50 PM (SRKgf)

244 THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE, HIGHLANDER!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2017 07:50 PM (kTF2Z)

245 There must be 50 ways to leave your leader
Kick her in the knee, Lee
Push her off the roof, Ruth
Stab her in the back, Jack
And set yourself free



Toss her under the bus, Gus

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2017 07:50 PM (j+h+K)

246 OK, I'll say it: Pelosi for President, 2020.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 07:50 PM (SRKgf)

247 My biggest fear is once Pelosi is out of Congress she will be anointed the new Yoko to punish us all

Posted by: Batterup at June 22, 2017 07:50 PM (mtGE/)

248 Minneapolis Police Chief and out lesbian Chief Harteau is quite pissed off. So are the several hundred gay officers that usually march in the parade.

Posted by: rd at June 22, 2017 07:41 PM (4dz1m)


A lesbian Police Chief and hundreds of gay officers. Sounds great. They can't patrol for shit but they put on a fabulous musical every year.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2017 07:50 PM (rZ+mb)

249 Not a smidgen of feminine moisture. Plenty of corruption.

Posted by: nip at June 22, 2017 07:51 PM (VqJRJ)

250 229 If the NY Times really not only printed where the Republican baseball team practiced but mentioned that security was light what did they want to happen?
Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2017 07:47 PM (rmVvL)


What's the emoticon for "wink-nudge?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 07:51 PM (SRKgf)

251 Chronicles of the Crybaby Orwells:

I took my son to dinner and could not avoid the banner on CNN

"Trump admits he has no tapes."

They are really beginning to creep me out.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 22, 2017 07:51 PM (F0ZHr)

252 The Democrats appear to no longer appear to care about winning hearts and minds along the way to winning elections. They have become a black-hearted murderous cult.
***
The answer is, of course, that it would be best to be both loved and feared. But since the two rarely come together, anyone compelled to choose will find greater security in being feared than in being loved.

Posted by: Machiavelli at June 22, 2017 07:52 PM (aZq03)

253 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 22, 2017 07:52 PM (KCxzN)

254 There must be 50 ways to leave your leader
Kick her in the knee, Lee
Push her off the roof, Ruth
Stab her in the back, Jack
And set yourself free



Stuff her in the can, Stan
Push her down the hill, Bill

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2017 07:52 PM (j+h+K)

255 A lot of huddling for warmth in those subzero winters?

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2017 07:52 PM (rmVvL)

256 "Maxine Waters would make a fine replacement.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 22, 2017 07:21 PM (t6XCL)
Please Please Please! That would be the funniest thing I would have ever seen.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 22, 2017 07:23 PM (FAo3p) "


Yes, this, how delightful !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 22, 2017 07:52 PM (i81II)

257
I'm betting women.

Posted by: Mike Hammer
===

MPD must have an Olympic-caliber softball team.

Posted by: Mortimer - FInish Her! at June 22, 2017 07:53 PM (Uxokn)

258 Now that hate crimes are illegal in Minneapolis I take it Democrats will not be allowed into the city.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 22, 2017 07:53 PM (hJrjt)

259 I took my son to dinner and could not avoid the banner on CNN

Strike that place off your list of places to eat dinner at.

If they've got CNN, they've signalled their obeisance to the Golden Donkey.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 22, 2017 07:53 PM (6FqZa)

260 Donald Trump should IMMEDIATELY call on Nancy Pelosi to resign!

Of course, this will GUARANTEE that she will hold the position of Dem leader for life!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2017 07:53 PM (V2Yro)

261 Srsly, is there something in the water in Minnesota? They have more fruitcakes and retards per capita even than California. We've only been partially taken over by them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 07:50 PM (SRKgf)


And they've got tons of somalis, too. Minneapolis is where all that shit started with the somali cabbies who refused to take fares who had alcohol or seeing-eye dogs with them.

Maybe we'll get lucky and Minnesota will just be buried under a glacier sometime soon?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2017 07:53 PM (rZ+mb)

262 The Democrat party doubling down on the scare rhetoric so more violent loonies take it as a cue to kill Republicans

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2017 07:54 PM (rmVvL)

263 shove her in the back Jack

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2017 07:54 PM (uv6MB)

264 Sheila Jackson-Lee for speaker!

Posted by: vernables at June 22, 2017 07:54 PM (mtGE/)

265 Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2017 07:45 PM (sdi6R)

Rickl, the total includes gay police from Statewide Minnesota, and probably Western Wisconsin. I heard a few years ago Minneapolis-St. Paul has the second most gays and lesbians after Pelosi's San Francisco, even more than NYC.

Posted by: rd at June 22, 2017 07:54 PM (4dz1m)

266 197 What the fuck kind of retard name is "Jeh"? WTFFF?
--

I know.

What's even worse is that they pronounce it as "Jay."'

-
Former Men In Black agent but was fired for enjoying the anal probology a little too much.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 22, 2017 07:54 PM (qGyX0)

267 What are you saying?
Posted by: Chlamydia Jones at June 22, 2017 07:49 PM (LTHVh)



Preach it, sistah!

Posted by: Gonorrhea Washington at June 22, 2017 07:54 PM (SRKgf)

268 Guest on Tucker appears to be mildly retarded- Repubs we're supposed to win Georgia by 20 points... why spend 20+ million there then?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 22, 2017 07:54 PM (P/kVC)

269 Look at all the threats in the thread below.All from the Democrats and the media talking points.They WANT violence.

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2017 07:54 PM (rmVvL)

270 The Democrat party doubling down on the scare rhetoric so more violent loonies take it as a cue to kill Republicans
***
Up until this point they have been paying for it. Why continue to do so when you can get it for free?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2017 07:55 PM (aZq03)

271 What happened to all the Scandis in Minnesoda? Ufda.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 22, 2017 07:55 PM (hJrjt)

272 All those gays and the Somali muslims.Good mix.

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2017 07:55 PM (rmVvL)

273 270 I know,even the fucking FBI covering for them.

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2017 07:56 PM (rmVvL)

274
The fact that Millard Fillmore beat Hillary Clint.......I thought we were going to Bed Bath and Beyond.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 22, 2017 07:56 PM (t6XCL)

275 vernables-SJL can't even speak. -1000

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2017 07:56 PM (uv6MB)

276 What happened to all the Scandis in Minnesoda?

They were no match for the Weaponised Lutheran Head-Tilt.

Aww, those pooooor Somalis . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 22, 2017 07:56 PM (6FqZa)

277 Rickl, the total includes gay police from Statewide Minnesota, and probably Western Wisconsin. I heard a few years ago Minneapolis-St. Paul has the second most gays and lesbians after Pelosi's San Francisco, even more than NYC.
Posted by: rd at June 22, 2017 07:54 PM (4dz1m)



I say again: WTF is wrong with Minnesota?

California is infested because fags, Commies, druggies, etc. moved here. Who in his right mind would move to Minnesota?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 07:56 PM (SRKgf)

278 271 What happened to all the Scandis in Minnesoda? Ufda.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 22, 2017 07:55 PM (hJrjt)

Moved to Somalia in a cultural exchange.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 22, 2017 07:57 PM (P/kVC)

279 What happened to all the Scandis in Minnesoda? Ufda.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 22, 2017 07:55 PM (hJrjt)


Evidently, the same thing that happened to all the Scandis in Scandinavia.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2017 07:57 PM (rZ+mb)

280 265
I heard a few years ago Minneapolis-St. Paul has the second most gays and lesbians after Pelosi's San Francisco, even more than NYC.
Posted by: rd at June 22, 2017 07:54 PM (4dz1m)


More than NYC? That's pretty incredible.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2017 07:57 PM (sdi6R)

281 272 All those gays and the Somali muslims.Good mix.
Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2017 07:55 PM (rmVvL)



Keep a good thought.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 07:57 PM (SRKgf)

282 They WANT violence.
--

Agreed. However, last time I heard, there were something like 200+ people c harged with felonies over their inauguration antics.

Not sure they know that there's a New Sheriff in town.

If they start chimping out (LOL, a very naughty 4chan expression) I don't think Trump would have a problem unleashing the national guard.

Posted by: shibumi at June 22, 2017 07:57 PM (aT+Bx)

283

The Dems needs as their face who looks like them. A gay and lesbian transgender Mooslim person of color, several colors, differently abled, non-binary pansexual intersex persyn.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 22, 2017 07:58 PM (8O3HH)

284 Tucker is braiding this guy's stripped hide and making a belt.

Posted by: Mortimer - FInish Her! at June 22, 2017 07:58 PM (Uxokn)

285 I heard a few years ago Minneapolis-St. Paul has the second most gays and lesbians after Pelosi's San Francisco, even more than NYC.
Posted by: rd at June 22, 2017 07:54 PM (4dz1m)

More than NYC? That's pretty incredible.
Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2017 07:57 PM (sdi6R)



Yeah. Without a Broadway & theater scene? I doubt it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2017 07:58 PM (j+h+K)

286 The Dems needs as their face who looks like them. A gay and lesbian transgender Mooslim person of color, several colors, differently abled, non-binary pansexual intersex persyn.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 22, 2017 07:58 PM


That's Barky you just described.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2017 07:58 PM (rZ+mb)

287 A lesbian Police Chief and hundreds of gay officers. Sounds great.
They can't patrol for shit but they put on a fabulous musical every
year.

Throw out your hands!
Stick out your tush!

Posted by: tu3031 at June 22, 2017 07:59 PM (qJhUV)

288 tu3031 ... the Swedish Mistake ?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 22, 2017 07:59 PM (6FqZa)

289 If they start chimping out (LOL, a very naughty 4chan expression) I don't think Trump would have a problem unleashing the national guard.



Save the NG. Unleash some Deplorables.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2017 07:59 PM (j+h+K)

290 SJL- Put on your wig hat baby. Put that wig hat on yo head.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2017 07:59 PM (uv6MB)

291 "Who in his right mind would move to Minnesota?"

They go to see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota and just fall in love with the charm of the place.

https://tinyurl.com/ou528x9

Posted by: f'd at June 22, 2017 08:00 PM (BO/km)

292 >> A lesbian Police Chief

She'll have a long dildo with a handle hanging on her belt for a nightstick.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 22, 2017 08:00 PM (8O3HH)

293 A lesbian Police Chief

Bull Dyke Connor

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2017 08:01 PM (rZ+mb)

294 A lesbian Police Chief
===

They have their own police?

Posted by: Mortimer - FInish Her! at June 22, 2017 08:02 PM (Uxokn)

295 "Who in his right mind would move to Minnesota?"


Fond memories of Mary Tylor Moore...


... nobody.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 22, 2017 08:02 PM (P/kVC)

296 279 What happened to all the Scandis in Minnesoda? Ufda.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 22, 2017 07:55 PM (hJrjt)

Evidently, the same thing that happened to all the Scandis in Scandinavia.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2017 07:57 PM (rZ+mb)

I used to spend a little bit of time in Minnesota, occasionally catching a Twins game. I spent more time in northern Minnesota--Warroad, for instance. I remember men with wrists as big around as my thighs. The Minnesota of today seems unlike my memories.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 22, 2017 08:02 PM (hJrjt)

297 Tucker is braiding this guy's stripped hide and making a belt.

It was painful to watch.

Posted by: Very Undude at June 22, 2017 08:02 PM (2X7pN)

298 Throw out your hands!
Stick out your tush!


Sounds like steam escaping around here

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 08:03 PM (39g3+)

299 >> Fond memories of Mary Tyler Moore...

What am I, chopped liver?

Hey, Lou, I'm still carrying a torch. Call me!

Posted by: Sue Ann Nivens at June 22, 2017 08:03 PM (8O3HH)

300 It doesn't matter now, but just as a matter of trivia, that "talking point" this mexican idiot on Tucker is spitting out about "republicans were supposed to win by 20 points!!"

The reason Tom Price won that seat by 20 points last November was that he was such a well established fixture in the district that Dem's couldn't find anyone who would run against him. The dems found a walk-on candidate willing to put his name on the ballot to impress his friends; he did no fundraisers, he spent no money, for all intents and purposes he ran no campaign.

That's why Tom Price won by over 20 points.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2017 08:03 PM (V2Yro)

301 I remember men with wrists as big around as my thighs. The Minnesota of today seems unlike my memories.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 22, 2017 08:02 PM (hJrjt)



Now they've got expressive wrists?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 08:03 PM (SRKgf)

302 SJL would be the first freed slave as speaker, since the Constitution 400 years ago.
She could provide the president with executive orders to finally figure out what happened to the Malaysian airline.

Now get her her damn seafood meal!

Posted by: vernables at June 22, 2017 08:03 PM (mtGE/)

303 Hey - We have a lesbo, sanctuary city lovin sheriff in Dallas county.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2017 08:03 PM (uv6MB)

304 HOW, palefaces!

Posted by: Lizzy Warren at June 22, 2017 08:04 PM (GsAUU)

305 293 A lesbian Police Chief

Bull Dyke Connor
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2017 08:01 PM (rZ+mb)



I love this place.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 08:04 PM (SRKgf)

306
A lesbian Police Chief and hundreds of gay officers. Sounds great.
They can't patrol for shit but they put on a fabulous musical every
year.


Cop Rock 2 : Eclectic Boogaloo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2017 08:04 PM (IqV8l)

307 Yep,

The DFL is quite conflicted in Minneapolis. The Somalis are starting to flex their political power. There was a big kerfuffle about whether they keep the Pelosi like fossil representing the Cedar Riverside area for the last fifty years or niminate a Somali to represent the district. The white ECLA haired WASP DFLer won the nomination battles in 2014. The Somali won nomination in 2016.

And oh by the way, select High Schools can be interesting with brawls between the African Americans and Somalis, or other majority minority groups.

Posted by: rd at June 22, 2017 08:05 PM (4dz1m)

308 I used to spend a little bit of time in Minnesota, occasionally catching a Twins game. I spent more time in northern Minnesota--Warroad, for instance. I remember men with wrists as big around as my thighs.

Yep. I met a bunch of Minnesotans in Alaska. Just as you described.

The Minnesota of today seems unlike my memories.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 22, 2017 08:02 PM (hJrjt)


But we would probably say the same about Norway, Denmark, and Sweden. Of course, I don't speak arabic so I doubt I could get around in those countries these days. And I'm Jewish so I couldn't catch a cab in Minnesota.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2017 08:06 PM (rZ+mb)

309 Seattle and Portland both have big homosexual communities but they aren't as, er, flamboyant as the SanFrancisco ones.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 08:06 PM (39g3+)

310 Even going back to Viking days, the Skandi's have always been obsessed with death and borderline suicidal.

Now they've all finally agreed that the best way out is to be culturally suicidal, and they can end their misery once and for all.

I guess lutefisk and too many Ingmar Bergman moviefests will do that to you.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2017 08:06 PM (V2Yro)

311 I'm starting to hate Adam Schiff more than I hate Cuck Schumer. He's really pissed off about Trump's tape bluff and all but called for an investigation into it...
What a jerkoff.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 08:06 PM (89VjS)

312
Speaking of lesbos, the other night I read an hilarious piece by some feminNazi lesbo explaining that dildos and strap-ons were nothing like the "violent heterosexual PIV act" and it's "disgusting conclusion".

Bat-freaking-crap crazy, they are.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 22, 2017 08:07 PM (8O3HH)

313
All those gays and the Somali muslims.Good mix.
Posted by: steevy


Maybe the gays can get some use out of those Muslim foot baths.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2017 08:07 PM (IqV8l)

314 And oh by the way, select High Schools can be interesting with brawls between the African Americans and Somalis, or other majority minority groups.
Posted by: rd at June 22, 2017 08:05 PM (4dz1m)



Somebody throw an EBT card out on the campus?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 08:07 PM (SRKgf)

315 300 It doesn't matter now, but just as a matter of trivia, that "talking point" this mexican idiot on Tucker is spitting out about "republicans were supposed to win by 20 points!!"

The reason Tom Price won that seat by 20 points last November was that he was such a well established fixture in the district that Dem's couldn't find anyone who would run against him. The dems found a walk-on candidate willing to put his name on the ballot to impress his friends; he did no fundraisers, he spent no money, for all intents and purposes he ran no campaign.

That's why Tom Price won by over 20 points.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2017 08:03 PM (V2Yro)

Mexican?

I thought he was retarded.
Or just had a speech impediment, then he started babbling something about twenty points.

Was that twenty points before after pissing away 20 million?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 22, 2017 08:08 PM (P/kVC)

316 Houston doesn't hire teh ghey to head the HPD. Nosirr. Houston hires none but the very best... like Lee Brown, 1982-9, under whose tenure we had a race riot in Sharpstown HS.

Some Noo Yawkers might remember that guy.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 22, 2017 08:08 PM (6FqZa)

317 The Dems needs as their face who looks like them. A gay and lesbian transgender Mooslim person of color, several colors, differently abled, non-binary pansexual intersex persyn
---

Reporting for Duty!

Posted by: Keith "Moesha" Ellison at June 22, 2017 08:08 PM (aT+Bx)

318 American Crime Story producer "Next season will be a brading cold slap against Trump."

http://tinyurl.com/yam6tn8t

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2017 08:09 PM (rmVvL)

319 A lesbian Police Chief


Bull Dyke Connor
------

"Cressida Dick"

/i am not making this up...

Posted by: shibumi at June 22, 2017 08:09 PM (aT+Bx)

320 I guess lutefisk and too many Ingmar Bergman moviefests will do that to you.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2017 08:06 PM (V2Yro)



I never understood the appeal of the Ingmar Bergman movies. A bunch of Scandis stuck indoors owing to the shitty weather, talking with each other, with everyone looking seriously constipated.

Yeah, no. Miss me with that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 08:09 PM (SRKgf)

321 And oh by the way, select High Schools can be interesting with brawls
between the African Americans and Somalis, or other majority minority
groups.

That's okay. We've got the popcorn franchise!

Posted by: The Jewish Kids at June 22, 2017 08:09 PM (qJhUV)

322 People making threats in tweets and posts to faceplant are easily unmasked. Either of my nephews could do it in less than an hour. Some of our trained pros could deliver a Jason Bourne whisper in their ear with minimal effort. No violence just a heads up that we know who you are. Remarkably simple.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 22, 2017 08:09 PM (e/sxt)

323 The Scandis must suicidal because of the weather and the terrain. Parts of scandinavia are beautiful, but most of it is like a moonscape.
Anyway is it a good thing when jihadis open to the idea of suicide bombing move to such a suicidal environment?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 08:10 PM (89VjS)

324 Watch the Trump seduction of Melania...


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yeOKWMpsPvU

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 22, 2017 08:10 PM (lIZQs)

325 293 A lesbian Police Chief

Bull Dyke Connor
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2017 08:01 PM (rZ+mb)

---------

Watch it!

A couple of off duty drunken Minneapolis police got into a scuffle in Green Bay. They got fired. No, not for the scuffle. They were fired by the MPD for using racial and sexual slurs, including slurs about the sexual preference of the Minneapolis Chief of Police.

Posted by: rd at June 22, 2017 08:10 PM (4dz1m)

326 American Crime Story producer "Next season will be a brading cold slap against Trump."

The final season.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 22, 2017 08:10 PM (F0ZHr)

327 select High Schools can be interesting with brawls between the African Americans and Somalis, or other majority minority groups

Jared Taylor reported on a lot of this stuff in "White Identity" (a poorly-titled book). Sharpstown was bad. The stuff that happens in schools with no whites left in them is worse, and it doesn't get reported much.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 22, 2017 08:10 PM (6FqZa)

328 So ... are y'all telling me we didn't vote our way out of this shit ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2017 08:10 PM (fiGNd)

329 316 Ha?Bob Grant used to call him "Is he in town?" Lee Brown .

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2017 08:11 PM (rmVvL)

330 "Cressida Dick"

Posted by: shibumi at June 22, 2017 08:09 PM (aT+Bx)


Sounds painful.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 08:11 PM (SRKgf)

331 "Mexican?

I thought he was retarded.
Or just had a speech impediment, then he started babbling something about twenty points. "

I guess we get a whole lot more experience with the mescans down here in Texas. Whole damn city of San Antonio talks like that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2017 08:11 PM (V2Yro)

332 Wait bluebell got tagged on the recipe list?

Isn't she the one putting the list together?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 22, 2017 08:12 PM (4ErVI)

333 Cressida Dick is a serious condition.Call your doctor immediately if you have any symptoms of Cressida Dick.

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2017 08:12 PM (rmVvL)

334 Watch it!

A couple of off duty drunken Minneapolis police got into a scuffle in Green Bay. They got fired. No, not for the scuffle. They were fired by the MPD for using racial and sexual slurs, including slurs about the sexual preference of the Minneapolis Chief of Police.

Posted by: rd at June 22, 2017 08:10 PM (4dz1m)


LOL.

Who knew that the path to Hell was so filled with humor?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2017 08:13 PM (rZ+mb)

335 333 Cressida Dick is a serious condition.Call your doctor immediately if you have any symptoms of Cressida Dick.
Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2017 08:12 PM (rmVvL)

Isn't that what Bill Clinton suffers from?

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 22, 2017 08:13 PM (hJrjt)

336 Anyway, am I the only one old enough to remember when Sweden was practically a byword for porn? Well I guess its easy to see why they were so open to the idea of constantly having sex when you live in such an environment with shitty weather and 24 hour darkness....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 08:13 PM (89VjS)

337
Cressida Dick is a serious condition.Call your doctor immediately if you have any symptoms of Cressida Dick.
Posted by: steevy


Is that what Bill Clinton has?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2017 08:13 PM (IqV8l)

338 333 Cressida Dick is a serious condition.Call your doctor immediately if you have any symptoms of Cressida Dick.
Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2017 08:12 PM (rmVvL)



And next time pay attention when you're zipping up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 08:13 PM (SRKgf)

339 309 Seattle and Portland both have big homosexual communities but they aren't as, er, flamboyant as the SanFrancisco ones.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Well, it's harder for overweight queers as a group to sashay continuously. So, in their defense, it can be exhausting for any community of big homosexuals to maintain such a high level of flamboyance.

Posted by: zombie at June 22, 2017 08:13 PM (DQ4Fv)

340 JoeF: google 'Reykjavik Handshake'

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 22, 2017 08:14 PM (6FqZa)

341 335 No,I think that is a case of white crooked trouser trout.

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2017 08:14 PM (rmVvL)

342 Anyway is it a good thing when jihadis open to the idea of suicide bombing move to such a suicidal environment?
--

Seems like a problem/solution scenario to me.

Scandis are miserable and want to die.
Muslims are miserable and want to kill people.

Sure, for a while, Sweden will be the Northern Caliphate, but after a while, the weather will get to the jihadis, they'll get depressed, but by then, the 21st Century Crusades will be up and running...

Posted by: shibumi at June 22, 2017 08:15 PM (aT+Bx)

343 "And oh by the way, select High Schools can be
interesting with brawls between the African Americans and Somalis"

Rather as lily-white Republican campaign consultants look at Hispanics from a distant remove, and perceive them as a monolithic bloc who all believe and behave the same way, and who mutually respect and admire one another.

Whereas people who actually live around Hispanic immigrants see the enormous internal schisms, and bear witness to the fact that even those from different areas of the same country of origin often don't like each other. To the point of frequent deadly quarrels.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 22, 2017 08:15 PM (ujwCG)

344 Watch it!

A couple of off duty drunken Minneapolis police got into a scuffle in Green Bay. They got fired. No, not for the scuffle. They were fired by the MPD for using racial and sexual slurs, including slurs about the sexual preference of the Minneapolis Chief of Police.

Posted by: rd at June 22, 2017 08:10 PM (4dz1m)



I'm sure that Chief van Dyke has the criminals cowering in fear.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2017 08:15 PM (auHtY)

345 Well, it's harder for overweight queers as a group to sashay continuously.

They can do the Peanut Butter Jelly dance like nobody's business

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 08:15 PM (39g3+)

346 336 Anyway, am I the only one old enough to remember when Sweden was practically a byword for porn? Well I guess its easy to see why they were so open to the idea of constantly having sex when you live in such an environment with shitty weather and 24 hour darkness....
Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 08:13 PM (89VjS)



Not to mention some seriously seriously hot chicks.

Me, as Viking ca. 1000 AD: "Nah, you guys go and raid and enjoy yourselves. I'll stay here and protect all these gorgeous blonds. It's a boring job, but someone has to do it. But you owe me, big time."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 08:16 PM (SRKgf)

347
JoeF: google 'Reykjavik Handshake'

Is this anything like Rhode Island Lobster?

Posted by: tu3031 at June 22, 2017 08:16 PM (qJhUV)

348 Bring me here broomstick and I will grant your wish

Posted by: Wizard of Oz at June 22, 2017 08:16 PM (Ot7+c)

349 Isn't Cressida Dick what you get in the backseat of your Toyota after the 1978 prom?

Posted by: zombie at June 22, 2017 08:16 PM (DQ4Fv)

350 336 Anyway, am I the only one old enough to remember when Sweden was practically a byword for porn? Well I guess its easy to see why they were so open to the idea of constantly having sex when you live in such an environment with shitty weather and 24 hour darkness....
Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 08:13 PM (89VjS)

Confession time--the first time, and I believe the last time, I was in a porn theatre was on Hennepin Ave. in Minneapolis. I watched Debbie Does Dallas. True story. It's not a highlight of my life.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 22, 2017 08:16 PM (hJrjt)

351 Relevant to the last thread, today I received my copy of Ann Coulter's "Demonic" I ordered last week. I've been meaning to read that for a while, and last week's mass assassination attempt finally made me pull the trigger, as it were.

I paid $3.99 + $3.99 shipping for a used hardcover in nearly mint condition, which is cheaper than a new paperback. I Brodarted the dust jacket so it looks nice and spiffy. I probably won't have time to read it before the Sunday book thread, though.
Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2017 07:30 PM (sdi6R)


I got this from the library the other day, halfway through it. Remember when Maddow claimed the other night that the rain kept dems from the polls? Robespierre's Jacobins promised him their support, but when he was arrested, they melted away in a heavy rain, going indoors to drink wine. Talleyrand remarked, "Rain is counterrevolutionary." I had a good laugh at that. Nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 22, 2017 08:16 PM (dargh)

352 Posted by: zombie at June 22, 2017 08:13 PM (DQ4Fv)

Did the multi million dollar study about fat lesbians ever discover the reason most lesbians are fat?

Posted by: rd at June 22, 2017 08:17 PM (4dz1m)

353 No,I think that is a case of white crooked trouser trout.
Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2017 08:14 PM (rmVvL)


...that always tilts to the left

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 22, 2017 08:17 PM (lIZQs)

354 "Out of Town " Lee Brown.

Bob Grant. Now there was a guy who could do radio...

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 08:17 PM (89VjS)

355 Me, as Viking ca. 1000 AD: "Nah, you guys go and raid and enjoy yourselves. I'll stay here and protect all these gorgeous blonds. It's a boring job, but someone has to do it. But you owe me, big time."

What's Old Norse for "Paolo" ?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 22, 2017 08:17 PM (6FqZa)

356 352 Posted by: zombie at June 22, 2017 08:13 PM (DQ4Fv)

Did the multi million dollar study about fat lesbians ever discover the reason most lesbians are fat?
Posted by: rd


Yes. The answer was, "Because they are ugly, overweight and lazy."

Posted by: zombie at June 22, 2017 08:18 PM (DQ4Fv)

357 A couple of off duty drunken Minneapolis police got into a scuffle in Green Bay. They got fired. No, not for the scuffle. They were fired by the MPD for using racial and sexual slurs, including slurs about the sexual preference of the Minneapolis Chief of Police.
Posted by: rd at June 22, 2017 08:10 PM (4dz1m)

Being drunk, violent and disgraceful - no problem. Saying some mean words - a bridge too far.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2017 08:18 PM (0mRoj)

358 Did the multi million dollar study about fat lesbians ever discover the reason most lesbians are fat?
Posted by: rd at June 22, 2017 08:17 PM (4dz1m)



Yeah. They eat too much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 08:18 PM (SRKgf)

359 358 Did the multi million dollar study about fat lesbians ever discover the reason most lesbians are fat?
Posted by: rd at June 22, 2017 08:17 PM (4dz1m)


Yeah. They eat too much.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 08:18 PM (SRKgf)

High calorie carpet does it.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 22, 2017 08:19 PM (hJrjt)

360
Back in high school, early to mid '80s, there was some "brand" of porn dubbed "Swedish Erotica" -- the name "Seka" comes to mind from that.

That's also the name of a rock band, I see.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 22, 2017 08:19 PM (8O3HH)

361 If someone offers a Glasgow Kiss you don't want that either.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 22, 2017 08:19 PM (aCIQD)

362 357 A couple of off duty drunken Minneapolis police got into a scuffle in Green Bay. They got fired. No, not for the scuffle. They were fired by the MPD for using racial and sexual slurs, including slurs about the sexual preference of the Minneapolis Chief of Police.
Posted by: rd at June 22, 2017 08:10 PM (4dz1m)

Being drunk, violent and disgraceful - no problem. Saying some mean words - a bridge too far.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2017 08:18 PM (0mRoj)


Buy your local cop a Taser today !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2017 08:19 PM (fiGNd)

363 Too funny not to share.

http://tinyurl.com/y984wnjw

Posted by: SMFH at June 22, 2017 08:20 PM (s5Kql)

364 Buy your local cop a Taser today !!!

Woof. *begging eyes*

Posted by: fido at June 22, 2017 08:20 PM (6FqZa)

365 Pelosi: This is all Bush ah er Trump's fault.

Hillary: This is all Bill ah er Trump's fault.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 22, 2017 08:20 PM (VdICR)

366 Went to the Cheney orkastrated atrocity site 9/11 Memorial. *SPIT*

Looked at all the names - WHERE WAS MOHAMMED ATTA? WHERE WERE THE REST OF THE MARTYRS?

They were the FIRST to die. And the racists won't put their names at the memorial BECAUSE THEY WERE BROWN PEOPLE!!!!

Posted by: Kay In Main at June 22, 2017 08:21 PM (gcQuh)

367 The Minnesota of today seems unlike my memories.


*****

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 22, 2017 08:21 PM (mvenn)

368 Did the multi million dollar study about fat lesbians ever discover the reason most lesbians are fat?

Posted by: rd at June 22, 2017 08:17 PM (4dz1m)



I doubt they looked at from the they're are fat, ugly and disgusting and no guy wants them so they become lesbians angle

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2017 08:21 PM (auHtY)

369
Not to mention some seriously seriously hot chicks.

Me, as Viking ca. 1000 AD: "Nah, you guys go and raid and enjoy yourselves. I'll stay here and protect all these gorgeous blonds. It's a boring job, but someone has to do it. But you owe me, big time."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 08:16 PM (


Where do you think Scandinavia got all the beautiful women? Women are part of the plunder and pillage. Just ask the Islamic Jihadis.

The joke is that when the Vikings went on raids, they dropped the ugly ones off in England.

Posted by: rd at June 22, 2017 08:22 PM (4dz1m)

370 "Stuff her in the can, Stan
Push her down the hill, Bill"


Melt her plastic face, Grace
Take away her meds, Fred
Put arsenic in the wine, Klein

And set yo self free

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Tiger selloff in t -5 days at June 22, 2017 08:22 PM (1aMQH)

371 I doubt they looked at from the they're are fat, ugly and disgusting and no guy wants them so they become lesbians angle
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2017 08:21 PM (auHtY)



Surely there MUST be some guys into Dick Butkus look-alikes?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 08:22 PM (SRKgf)

372 Oh man, KayInTheMembraine. There was a quality troll.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 22, 2017 08:22 PM (6FqZa)

373
Last night on the ONT, someone posted about the French "fitness model" named Rebecca Burger who was killed by, not making it up, an exploding whip cream dispenser machine. I don't know if that was discussed further to day.

Look her up, hottie indeed.

These things use little N2O cartridges similar to CO2 cartridges. For some reason, nitrous is just the ticket for whipped cream.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 22, 2017 08:23 PM (8O3HH)

374 Bedbugs at Buzzfeed, that item was brought here earlier. Teh Horde does not fail in commentary:

"Wasn't that one of Egypt's seven plagues?"

"No. Buzzfeed wasn't even around back then."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 22, 2017 08:23 PM (VdICR)

375 352
Did the multi million dollar study about fat lesbians ever discover the reason most lesbians are fat?
Posted by: rd at June 22, 2017 08:17 PM (4dz1m)


Teh carbs.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2017 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

376 Surely there MUST be some guys into Dick Butkus look-alikes?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 08:22 PM (SRKgf)

Only in Chicago.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2017 08:23 PM (0mRoj)

377 We dominate Rec League Softball. So suck it !!!

*Suck It offer not valid for those with a cock

Posted by: Fat, Ugly, and Disgusting Lesbians Local 329 at June 22, 2017 08:23 PM (fiGNd)

378 Anyway, am I the only one old enough to remember when Sweden was practically a byword for porn?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 08:13 PM (89VjS)


But then the Soviet Union fell and Czech girls became available ... and it was all over for Sweden.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2017 08:23 PM (rZ+mb)

379 So which is it? Were the Scandis blonde? I'd always heard that they were red heads and that anyone with red hair to this day is descended from the Vikings.

Does that mean "Harlem Red" aka Malcolm X had Viking ancestry?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 08:23 PM (89VjS)

380 Did the multi million dollar study about fat lesbians ever discover the reason most lesbians are fat?

WE HAVE ISSUES!!! SHUT UP!!!

Posted by: Fat Lesbians at June 22, 2017 08:24 PM (qJhUV)

381 374 Bedbugs at Buzzfeed, that item was brought here earlier. Teh Horde does not fail in commentary:

"Wasn't that one of Egypt's seven plagues?"

"No. Buzzfeed wasn't even around back then."
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 22, 2017 08:23 PM (VdICR)



(Blushes.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 08:24 PM (SRKgf)

382 lol Jay.

Posted by: SMFH at June 22, 2017 08:25 PM (s5Kql)

383 Whew!!! I got 3 recipes submitted. I went for easy and simple, at least I think so.

Posted by: lin-duh fell at June 22, 2017 08:25 PM (kufk0)

384 "Maybe we'll get lucky and Minnesota will just be buried under a glacier sometime soon?"

....just gimme a couple months- headed back to Texas, gettin' outta this free range loon preserve.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Tiger selloff in t -5 days at June 22, 2017 08:25 PM (1aMQH)

385 Who woke this bitch up? Kayin main? Really?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2017 08:25 PM (uv6MB)

386

Eastern European babes make up a huge percentage of the fashion models.

I don't know anything about it, and condemn it, but there is a YUGE porn business. Czech bades can be the bomb. Also Hungarians.

Think Eva Douglass from Green Acres doing porn.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 22, 2017 08:26 PM (8O3HH)

387 Looks like nobody at Buzzfeed's getting laid this weekend.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 22, 2017 08:26 PM (qJhUV)

388 Meanwhile, the LAPD has looked at its history of misfires (often literal) and wondered, how can we top that
http://tinyurl.com/y72f3a4m

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 22, 2017 08:26 PM (6FqZa)

389 Whew!!! I got 3 recipes submitted. I went for easy and simple, at least I think so.
Posted by: lin-duh fell at June 22, 2017 08:25 PM (kufk0)
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Thank you!!

Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 08:27 PM (sBOL1)

390 These things use little N2O cartridges similar to CO2 cartridges.

They're known as "whippets".

For some reason, nitrous is just the ticket for whipped cream.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 22, 2017 08:23 PM (8O3HH)


Every high school kid has known this for decades. Just go look in the whipped cream aisle at the local supermarket and start wondering why all the cans on the shelves have no gas left in them ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2017 08:27 PM (rZ+mb)

391 The Dems needs as their face who looks like them. A gay and lesbian transgender Mooslim person of color, several colors, differently abled, non-binary pansexual intersex persyn.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 22, 2017 07:58 PM (8O3HH)

How dare you exclude us otherkin!!! I demand you apologize for offending my hippo-ness!!

Posted by: TheLowerDepths at June 22, 2017 08:27 PM (1WTGm)

392 388 Meanwhile, the LAPD has looked at its history of misfires (often literal) and wondered, how can we top that
http://tinyurl.com/y72f3a4m
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 22, 2017 08:26 PM (6FqZa)

How dare you impugn our heroes in uniform! Why do you hate America?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2017 08:28 PM (0mRoj)

393 Eastern European babes make up a huge percentage of the fashion models.
***
For 50 years under communism, Eastern European women were known for being ugly.

A mere 20 years of freedom and they are now considered some of the most beautiful women in the world.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2017 08:28 PM (aZq03)

394 A lesbian Police Chief and hundreds of gay officers.


*****


The Thin Blue Conga Line

Posted by: Muldoon at June 22, 2017 08:29 PM (mvenn)

395

Vajayjay is just gross! And the finish, that whole squirting a quart... YUCK!

Posted by: Michael More or Less at June 22, 2017 08:29 PM (fcU1Y)

396 SMFH- HI ya.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2017 08:30 PM (uv6MB)

397 We dominate Rec League Softball. So suck it !!!

*Suck It offer not valid for those with a cock
Posted by: Fat, Ugly, and Disgusting Lesbians Local 329 at June 22, 2017 08:23 PM (

WCCO in Minneapolis St. Paul does a "Best of" every week. The best softball league in Minnesota by votes? Yep, the Gay Softball league.

I heard many just love to slurp on the silicone.

Posted by: rd at June 22, 2017 08:30 PM (4dz1m)

398 A mere 20 years of freedom and they are now considered some of the most beautiful women in the world.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2017 08:28 PM (aZq03)



They always were. Kiev was founded by ... the Vikings, which accounts for gorgeous blue-eyed blondes so often seen there and in the surrounding areas.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 08:30 PM (SRKgf)

399
Speaking of Eva Gabor, she was way hotter than Zsa Zsa ever was, IMHO. Seeing them apart, you'd think they were identical twins, but when you see them together, the difference was apparent.

There was a third Gabor sister, the name escapes me.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 22, 2017 08:32 PM (8O3HH)

400 To Nancy and all of the liberals, the great Robert Duvall said it best: https://youtu.be/ulDiG6Wys_0

Posted by: Rgallegos at June 22, 2017 08:32 PM (dzlaS)

401 Eastern European babes make up a huge percentage of the fashion models.

I don't know anything about it, and condemn it, but there is a YUGE porn business. Czech bades can be the bomb. Also Hungarians.



Wait, no Mooch look-alikes?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 08:32 PM (SRKgf)

402 For 50 years under communism, Eastern European women were known for being ugly.

Just to regular folks. Soviet and communist bloc spy agencies always had the hottest women working for them. They were legendary. Evidently, the East Germans, in particular, used to use the most gorgeous women ... and they had them trained to do anything.

A mere 20 years of freedom and they are now considered some of the most beautiful women in the world.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2017 08:28 PM (aZq03)


And there are so many of them ... and the Beatles did sing about this oh so long ago.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2017 08:32 PM (rZ+mb)

403 Hey Ben Had,
How's it hangin'? When are you butchering that calf?

Posted by: lin-duh fell at June 22, 2017 08:32 PM (kufk0)

404 There was a third Gabor sister, the name escapes me.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 22, 2017 08:32 PM (8O3HH)
Magda? No, I didn't look it up, could be wrong.

Posted by: Peaches at June 22, 2017 08:33 PM (EgOr3)

405 They always were. Kiev was founded by ... the
Vikings, which accounts for gorgeous blue-eyed blondes so often seen
there and in the surrounding areas.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 08:30 PM (SRKgf)

That's true. But I think the mixture with Slavs and Tartars and whatever else was around is what sets them apart. Let's face it, pale blondes are often plain.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 08:33 PM (89VjS)

406 They always were. Kiev was founded by ... the Vikings, which accounts for gorgeous blue-eyed blondes so often seen there and in the surrounding areas.
***
Kievan Rus was a mixture of Swedes and Slavs. Potentially more Nordic, ultimately, then any of Hitler's allies - not sure about the Slovaks...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2017 08:33 PM (aZq03)

407 There was a third Gabor sister, the name escapes me.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 22, 2017 08:32 PM (8O3HH)
----------

Since MP4 isn't here, I'll tell you: Magda.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 08:33 PM (sBOL1)

408 They always were. Kiev was founded by ... the Vikings, which accounts for gorgeous blue-eyed blondes so often seen there and in the surrounding areas.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 08:30 PM (SRKgf)


La Rus were Vikings, too, were they not?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2017 08:34 PM (rZ+mb)

409 There was a third Gabor sister, the name escapes me.


*****

Al Gabor. She was big in the global warming movement.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 22, 2017 08:34 PM (mvenn)

410
383 Whew!!! I got 3 recipes submitted. I went for easy and simple, at least I think so.
Posted by: lin-duh fell at June 22, 2017 08:25 PM (kufk0)
-----------
Thanks!

Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2017 08:34 PM (nKPgU)

411
There was a third Gabor sister, the name escapes me.

Fredo

Posted by: tu3031 at June 22, 2017 08:34 PM (qJhUV)

412 Weasel! You at your match?

Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 08:34 PM (sBOL1)

413 Magda Gabor

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 08:35 PM (89VjS)

414 What's Old Norse for "Paolo" ?

Harbard.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2017 08:35 PM (V2Yro)

415 Maybe this may work.

#StuffNancy

That way she'll be around forever. In the closet. take her out and dust her off for important events.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'New nic in review'' at June 22, 2017 08:35 PM (7iUYS)

416
"La Rus were Vikings, too, were they not?"

It's like the weasel rule - they were ALL vikings.

Even the Sicilians were Vikings. Seriously.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2017 08:36 PM (V2Yro)

417 392 388 Meanwhile, the LAPD has looked at its history of misfires (often literal) and wondered, how can we top that
http://tinyurl.com/y72f3a4m
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 22, 2017 08:26 PM (6FqZa)

How dare you impugn our heroes in uniform! Why do you hate America?


------

Didn't Oakland CA just fire a dozen officers and a police chief over something similar? The officers were passing around an underage police groupie like a party favor, and the Oakland Police Department Leadership ignored it?

Posted by: rd at June 22, 2017 08:36 PM (4dz1m)

418 lin-duh fell- End of the month-. You got anything planned for the weekend of the first?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2017 08:36 PM (uv6MB)

419 225
"it seems like Jeff Sessions 'To-Do' list has more on it than Trumps"

Next Tuesday's To-Do top-priority action item for J-Sess:

* federally prosecute medical marijuana dispensaries


Posted by: torquewrench
///

Not if he wants criminal convictions. There's no way he could get a jury in the Bay Area to convict, period. That's why they didn't prosecute them during the Bush years.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 22, 2017 08:36 PM (dZ756)

420 Gabor sisters had hotness and longevity going for them. And I'm sure at least two of them were banged by Porfirio Rubirosa. Google him for a laugh.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 08:36 PM (89VjS)

421

I sent in a recipe for a Mongol Cocktail, but it was rejected.

Not sure why/ Too much mare's milk and blood?

Posted by: Michael More or Less at June 22, 2017 08:36 PM (fcU1Y)

422 412 Weasel! You at your match?
Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 08:34 PM (sBOL1)
--------
Yep! Shooting starts tomorrow with the team matches. Not sure about the weather though. Forecast is for rainy and gusty winds to 25mph. Not a great combo.

Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2017 08:37 PM (nKPgU)

423 That's true. But I think the mixture with Slavs and Tartars and whatever else was around is what sets them apart. Let's face it, pale blondes are often plain.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 08:33 PM (89VjS)



Come back from Sweden, and if you tell me about plain blondes, I'll refer you to a optometrist.

By Swedish standards, Ann-Margret was the girl next door. I couldn't believe the gorgeous girls I saw there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 08:37 PM (SRKgf)

424

Koreans are Vikings? Who knew!

Posted by: Michael More or Less at June 22, 2017 08:38 PM (fcU1Y)

425 Magda, yep. Peaches you win the prize for first.

Now, can ya'll tell me the ages, who was the oldest and youngest and middle without looking it up?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 22, 2017 08:38 PM (8O3HH)

426 That's true. But I think the mixture with Slavs and Tartars and whatever else was around is what sets them apart. Let's face it, pale blondes are often plain.
***
There is an argument that the more "mixed" an ethnic group the more beautiful they will be, since a broader genetic base is generally healthier.

Some of the more mixed genetic groups would be:

Russians
Americans
Brazilians (and to a lesser extent other Latin Americans)
Italians

The least:

Sub-saharan Africans
Japanese
Scottish
Scandanavians

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2017 08:38 PM (aZq03)

427 Not a great combo.
Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2017 08:37 PM (nKPgU)
---------

Yikes. I hope the weathermen are wrong.

That never happens, though.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 08:38 PM (sBOL1)

428
Were we supposed to give a shit that Danielday Lewis won't be in anymore movies?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 22, 2017 08:38 PM (TOq90)

429 >>No,I think that is a case of white crooked trouser trout.

Isn't that the guy who posts at little green dingleberries?

Posted by: Aviator at June 22, 2017 08:38 PM (/Nite)

430 Didn't Oakland CA just fire a dozen officers and a police chief over something similar? The officers were passing around an underage police groupie like a party favor, and the Oakland Police Department Leadership ignored it?
Posted by: rd at June 22, 2017 08:36 PM (4dz1m)

If it's the one I'm thinking of, they started passing this girl around when she was 12.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2017 08:39 PM (0mRoj)

431 "Even the Sicilians were Vikings too."

It was the Normans --descended from the Norsemen--who finally kicked the Muslim Saracens out of Sicily and converted everyone to Catholicism --they'd been Greek Orthodox before Muslim.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 08:39 PM (89VjS)

432
Some of the more mixed genetic groups would be:



Russians

Americans

Brazilians (and to a lesser extent other Latin Americans)

Italians



The least:



Sub-saharan Africans

Japanese

Scottish

Scandanavians

Banjo Players
Cubs fans

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2017 08:39 PM (oVJmc)

433 Even the Sicilians were Vikings. Seriously.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2017 08:36 PM (V2Yro)



Not exactly. The Sicilians are an admixture of Italian, Greek, North African, Goth, Viking, etc. They're even more mutts than Americans.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 08:40 PM (SRKgf)

434 Were we supposed to give a shit that Danielday Lewis won't be in anymore movies?

His agent and his publicist sure do!

Posted by: rd at June 22, 2017 08:41 PM (4dz1m)

435 >>Did the multi million dollar study about fat lesbians ever discover the reason most lesbians are fat?

So the jeans pocket is big enough to fit the trucker wallet in.

Posted by: Aviator at June 22, 2017 08:41 PM (/Nite)

436 Even the Sicilians were Vikings too.

I always heard they were eggplants

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 08:41 PM (39g3+)

437 That way she'll be around forever. In the closet. take her out and dust her off for important events.

*******

Use The Mount and Stuff App on Your Phone - a limerick

Before a cadaver gets wormy
And crawling with critters all squirmy
Someone take that vile grinch
And get some Uber mensch
To perform some amateur taxidermy

Posted by: Muldoon at June 22, 2017 08:41 PM (mvenn)

438 435 >>Did the multi million dollar study about fat lesbians ever discover the reason most lesbians are fat?

So the jeans pocket is big enough to fit the trucker wallet in.
Posted by: Aviator at June 22, 2017 08:41 PM (/Nite)

It's all a devious plan by Big Flannel to increase their profits.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2017 08:42 PM (0mRoj)

439 Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 08:38 PM (sBOL1)
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Some weather can actually work to the better team's advantage, so it's not all bad -
I didn't get out of Washington until after 3pm and it took forever to get here. I'm pooped.
How's it going recipe-wise tonight? Have you gone all MMA on anyone yet?

Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2017 08:42 PM (nKPgU)

440 Were we supposed to give a shit that Danielday Lewis won't be in anymore movies?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 22, 2017 08:38 PM (TOq90)

Ummmmmmmm...no.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 22, 2017 08:42 PM (5VlCp)

441 There was a third Gabor sister, the name escapes me.




Harpo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2017 08:42 PM (auHtY)

442 There is an argument that the more "mixed" an ethnic group the more beautiful they will be, since a broader genetic base is generally healthier.

Some of the more mixed genetic groups would be:

Russians
Americans
Brazilians (and to a lesser extent other Latin Americans)
Italians

The least:

Sub-saharan Africans
Japanese
Scottish
Scandinavians
Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2017 08:38 PM (aZq03)



The argument is "hybrid vigor," and pertains to health, not beauty. Anyone who says Scandinavians aren't as a group beautiful needs new glasses.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 08:42 PM (SRKgf)

443 Before a cadaver gets wormy
And crawling with critters all squirmy
Someone take that vile grinch
And get some Uber mensch
To perform some amateur taxidermy
Posted by: Muldoon at June 22, 2017 08:41 PM (mvenn)

I now have visions in my head of Nancy Pelosi as Norman Bates' mother at the end of Psycho!

Posted by: TheLowerDepths at June 22, 2017 08:42 PM (1WTGm)

444 If it's the one I'm thinking of, they started passing this girl around when she was 12.

----

To Protect and Serve.

Posted by: rd at June 22, 2017 08:43 PM (4dz1m)

445 It's all a devious plan by Big Flannel to increase their profits.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2017 08:42 PM (0mRoj)


=====

Cosponsored by Subaru.

Posted by: GOULD at June 22, 2017 08:43 PM (oux+a)

446 How's it going recipe-wise tonight? Have you gone all MMA on anyone yet?
Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2017 08:42 PM (nKPgU)
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Not yet. The night is young though.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 08:43 PM (sBOL1)

447 Not exactly. The Sicilians are an admixture of Italian, Greek, North African, Goth, Viking, etc. They're even more mutts than Americans.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 08:40 PM (SRKgf)



They wear a lot of black and sulk around a lot?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2017 08:44 PM (auHtY)

448 The Rus used to blonde and blue-eyed, but then the the Tartars came up and did so much mating with the Rus women, that that they became pale blondes.

Tell me, am I lying?

Posted by: Clifford Worley at June 22, 2017 08:44 PM (6W6hs)

449 "I'd always heard they were eggplants"

That was a great scene in True Romance, but it's not historically accurate to say that Sicilians have "black African" blood in them. North African--Arab Semitic, yes. Sub-Saharan black? No.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 08:44 PM (89VjS)

450 Good luck, Weasel. I hope the weather cooperates!

Posted by: no good deed at June 22, 2017 08:45 PM (hsb2w)

451

If you want an example of Hungarian, uh "performers" of certain genre, and I only know this because a friend to me, look up "Zsanett Egerhazi" stage name "Sandy". Also, "Sophie Moon(e)" and "Sandra Shrine".

For a Czech beauty, whom to my tastes was one of the hottest haute couture looking "models", look up "Eufrat".

All of those are probably out of the business now, too old.

IIRC, "Eufrat" got snapped up by some European billionaire.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 22, 2017 08:45 PM (8O3HH)

452 "Not exactly. The Sicilians are an admixture of Italian, Greek, North African, Goth, Viking, etc. They're even more mutts than Americans."

Hey, you talkin' bout my momma dere?

Posted by: Joe Pesci at June 22, 2017 08:45 PM (V2Yro)

453 Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 08:43 PM (sBOL1)
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We'll take names and let me know if we need to put notes into anyone's permanent record.

Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2017 08:46 PM (nKPgU)

454 Were we supposed to give a shit that Danielday Lewis won't be in anymore movies?

Doris Day and Jerry Lewis had a kid?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2017 08:46 PM (oVJmc)

455 They wear a lot of black and sulk around a lot?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2017 08:44 PM (auHtY)

That's a legacy of the Arabs. That and a lot of the place names in Sicily are derived from Arabic.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 08:46 PM (89VjS)

456

Bernie's Wife Getting Probed!

Posted by: Film at 11 !!!!! at June 22, 2017 08:47 PM (fcU1Y)

457 I have to say from Weasel's earliest predictions the cookbook has out performed all expectations.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2017 08:47 PM (uv6MB)

458 456

Bernie's Wife Getting Probed!
Posted by: Film at 11 !!!!! at June 22, 2017 08:47 PM (fcU1Y)

Not by Bernie.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2017 08:47 PM (0mRoj)

459 450 Good luck, Weasel. I hope the weather cooperates!
Posted by: no good deed at June 22, 2017 08:45 PM (hsb2w)
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Thanks NGD! I'm not shooting this weekend, but coaching the team matches and evaluating team shooters getting ready for Ottawa in August.

Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2017 08:47 PM (nKPgU)

460 That and a lot of the place names in Sicily are derived from Arabic.

*****

Ayyy, goomba. Now I mecca the funny Sicilian joke, no?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 22, 2017 08:48 PM (mvenn)

461
Doris Day is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 22, 2017 08:48 PM (TOq90)

462 You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 22, 2017 08:48 PM (VdICR)

463 Now, can ya'll tell me the ages, who was the oldest and youngest and middle without looking it up?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 22, 2017 08:38 PM (8O3HH)
Good grief, you need some help with that Gabor obsession!!

Posted by: Peaches at June 22, 2017 08:48 PM (EgOr3)

464 Publius, I'm well aware of Eufrat. Gorgeous brunette. There were so many of them modeling for outfits like Femjoy and Met-Art

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 08:48 PM (89VjS)

465 "There was a third Gabor sister, the name escapes me."

Allie. She spent most of her time in Florida.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Tiger selloff in t -5 days at June 22, 2017 08:49 PM (1aMQH)

466 Doris Day is alive if not kicking

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2017 08:49 PM (SjImc)

467 457 I have to say from Weasel's earliest predictions the cookbook has out performed all expectations.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2017 08:47 PM (uv6MB)
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It really has! I will let bluebell, Boss of the Cookbook, announce our current total...

Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2017 08:49 PM (nKPgU)

468 We'll take names and let me know if we need to put notes into anyone's permanent record.
Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2017 08:46 PM (nKPgU)
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Or the Sidebar o' Shame. Although not everybody there deserves to be. Ahem.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 08:49 PM (sBOL1)

469 That was a great scene in True Romance, but it's not historically accurate to say that Sicilians have "black African" blood in them. North African--Arab Semitic, yes. Sub-Saharan black? No.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 08:44 PM (89VjS)


Not entirely true. Beta-thalassemia is associated with African populations, and those in likely contact with them, which includes Italian, Greek, and various Middle Eastern populations.

So, yes, the likelihood is that Sicilians have black African blood in them.

Sorry.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 08:49 PM (SRKgf)

470 You want Eva Gabor
You'd settle for Pussy Galore
You'll get Al Gore

Posted by: Muldoon at June 22, 2017 08:50 PM (mvenn)

471 465 "There was a third Gabor sister, the name escapes me."

Allie. She spent most of her time in Florida.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, Tiger selloff in t -5 days at June 22, 2017 08:49 PM (1aMQH)

Thought that was Ybor.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2017 08:50 PM (0mRoj)

472 467
457 I have to say from Weasel's earliest predictions the cookbook has out performed all expectations.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2017 08:47 PM (uv6MB)

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Never underestimate the moron horde. We may not look like much, but we pack a helluva punch. Also, meatloaf.

Posted by: Peaches at June 22, 2017 08:50 PM (EgOr3)

473 Oh! Let's see, given what you told me this morning, adding in a few more I have to take care of, carrying the one, then dividing by zero, we have approximately--

325 recipes thus far!

Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 08:51 PM (sBOL1)

474 >> Good grief, you need some help with that
>> Gabor obsession!!

Just say I watched Green Acres religiously as a kid.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 22, 2017 08:51 PM (8O3HH)

475 474 >> Good grief, you need some help with that
>> Gabor obsession!!

Just say I watched Green Acres religiously as a kid.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 22, 2017 08:51 PM (8O3HH)

More Gabor?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2017 08:52 PM (0mRoj)

476 Peaches, we do have quite a few meatloaf recipes. Who knew?

Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 08:52 PM (sBOL1)

477 >> More Gabor?

Ah, she was all right, but now, Mrs. Ziffell.....

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 22, 2017 08:53 PM (8O3HH)

478 325 recipes thus far!





Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 08:51 PM (sBOL1)
Holy crap, buebell! That's more like a recipedia! Maybe I'll just forget about trying to shoehorn that last one in. And, may I say, it was so altruistic of you to volunteer for this . . . . wait, what, you didn't???

Posted by: Peaches at June 22, 2017 08:53 PM (EgOr3)

479 325 recipes thus far!

Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 08:51 PM (sBOL1)
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That's right, people! Don't let that scare anyone away from submitting who hasn't already. keep 'em coming!!

Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2017 08:53 PM (nKPgU)

480 So, yes, the likelihood is that Sicilians have black African blood in them.



Sorry.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 08:49 PM (SRKgf)
No need to apologize. But it's only trace amounts from the small amounts that are in Northern Africans. "Race" manifests itself in facial features not just color, and Sicilians--some of whom are rather dark--do not display Negroid features....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 08:53 PM (89VjS)

481 I found a crockpot carne asada recipe I may send in. Made it today. Passive cooking is my favorite.

Posted by: no good deed at June 22, 2017 08:54 PM (hsb2w)

482 That's right, people! Don't let that scare anyone away from submitting who hasn't already. keep 'em coming!!

Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2017 08:53 PM (nKPgU)
You just think bluebell is your slave now, right?

Posted by: Peaches at June 22, 2017 08:54 PM (EgOr3)

483 The argument is "hybrid vigor," and pertains to health, not beauty.

To my eye, at least, it's beauty, too. Mixes can be exceedingly gorgeous. They can have the more exotic type of beauty. Of course, they can produce the more exotic type of ugliness, too. But things like light-skinned black girls with light eyes - Vanessa Williams, for example - are pretty awesome. The French-Thai mixes and the like can be pretty astounding.

Anyone who says Scandinavians aren't as a group beautiful needs new glasses.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 08:42 PM (SRKgf)


No argument, there.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2017 08:54 PM (rZ+mb)

484 I am throwing rose petals at bluebells feet. You know not what you have done, but it is grand.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2017 08:54 PM (uv6MB)

485 Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2017 08:53 PM (nKPgU)
You just think bluebell is your slave now, right?
Posted by: Peaches at June 22, 2017 08:54 PM (EgOr3)
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No way! I'm a little scairt of bluebell!

Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2017 08:55 PM (nKPgU)

486 "Race" manifests itself in facial features not just
color, and Sicilians--some of whom are rather dark--do not display
Negroid features....


Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 08:53 PM (89VjS)
What about, uh, below the waist? Sicilians are pretty damn cocky. Just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches at June 22, 2017 08:55 PM (EgOr3)

487 . And, may I say, it was so altruistic of you to volunteer for this . . . . wait, what, you didn't???
Posted by: Peaches at June 22, 2017 08:53 PM (EgOr3)
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Lesson learned. I'll never be absent from the food thread again. Unless Weasel is.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 08:56 PM (sBOL1)

488 To my eye, at least, it's beauty, too. Mixes can be exceedingly gorgeous. They can have the more exotic type of beauty. Of course, they can produce the more exotic type of ugliness, too. But things like light-skinned black girls with light eyes - Vanessa Williams, for example - are pretty awesome. The French-Thai mixes and the like can be pretty astounding.

Anyone who says Scandinavians aren't as a group beautiful needs new glasses.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 08:42 PM (SRKgf)

No argument, there.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2017 08:54 PM (rZ+mb)

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Eurasian and Amerasian women are some of the most beautiful I have ever seen.

Posted by: GOULD at June 22, 2017 08:57 PM (oux+a)

489 No way! I'm a little scairt of bluebell!
Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2017 08:55 PM (nKPgU)
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You've been talking to my kids, haven't you.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 08:57 PM (sBOL1)

490 "Race" manifests itself in facial features not just color, and Sicilians--some of whom are rather dark--do not display Negroid features....
Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 08:53 PM (89VjS)



True enough.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 08:57 PM (SRKgf)

491 They always were. Kiev was founded by ... the
Vikings, which accounts for gorgeous blue-eyed blondes so often seen there and in the surrounding areas.


Ooh ooh ooh! I read historical genetics blogs! Pick me, pick me!

Rurik himself was actually of Finnish ancestry (or maybe Estonian or Lapp):
http://tinyurl.com/yccaxy3p

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 22, 2017 08:58 PM (6FqZa)

492 The argument is "hybrid vigor," and pertains to health, not beauty.



To my eye, at least, it's beauty, too. Mixes can be exceedingly
gorgeous. They can have the more exotic type of beauty. Of course,
they can produce the more exotic type of ugliness, too. But things like
light-skinned black girls with light eyes - Vanessa Williams, for
example - are pretty awesome. The French-Thai mixes and the like can be
pretty astounding.



Anyone who says Scandinavians aren't as a group beautiful needs new glasses.



Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 08:42 PM (SRKgf)



No argument, there.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2017 08:54 PM (rZ+mb)

I agree with this and-- though it's not universal--radiant good health as displayed in clear. unblemished skin, clear eyes, shiny hair etc equals good looks.And I like blondes too. But I prefer brunettes...

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 08:58 PM (89VjS)

493 >> I'm well aware of Eufrat. Gorgeous brunette.

I'm just trying to imagine what it would be like to be that billionaire who got her. You're sitting there and see one of her performances, and say, "Jeeves, I'd like to have that. Bring her to me."

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 22, 2017 08:58 PM (8O3HH)

494 "Sicilians are pretty damn cocky"

It does seem to be that people believe this, but I had a Sicilian girlfriend who just laughed when I brought that up...

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 09:01 PM (89VjS)

495 You've been talking to my kids, haven't you.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 08:57 PM (sBOL1)
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WeaselSense!

Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2017 09:01 PM (nKPgU)

496 Two fun things at Gateway PUndit:

Johnny Depp asks the last time an actor tried to kill a President.

And.. James Comey and his wife were seen visiting the NYT office. There's even photos.

Posted by: shibumi at June 22, 2017 09:01 PM (aT+Bx)

497 It does seem to be that people believe this, but I had a Sicilian girlfriend who just laughed when I brought that up...


Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 09:01 PM (89VjS)
I only know about the menfolk. Very progressive of you to date a girl with a mustache, though.

Posted by: Peaches at June 22, 2017 09:02 PM (EgOr3)

498 And.. James Comey and his wife were seen visiting the NYT office. There's even photos.

Posted by: shibumi at June 22, 2017 09:01 PM (aT+Bx)


We just had to use the bathrooms.

Posted by: James Comey, Dipshit Supreme at June 22, 2017 09:03 PM (rZ+mb)

499 Rurik himself was actually of Finnish ancestry (or maybe Estonian or Lapp):
http://tinyurl.com/yccaxy3p
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 22, 2017 08:58 PM (6FqZa)



In which case he was more closely related to modern-day Hungarians, yes?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2017 09:04 PM (SRKgf)

500 It does seem to be that people believe this, but I had a Sicilian girlfriend who just laughed when I brought that up...
----
LOL.

I lived on the west coast for a short time.

Whenever I said I was from the Detroit area, people freaked out. They pretty much assumed there were chain beating and gang banging going on in my high school. Because... Detroit= badass.

It was the suburbs. I was a library aide. And in forensics. Then I went to a conseravtive university. So... um... no.

But I never corrected them.

Posted by: shibumi at June 22, 2017 09:04 PM (aT+Bx)

501 Barack Mugabe was mixed....his mom was a whore and his daddies were scoundrels.

Ugly bastard.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 22, 2017 09:05 PM (5VlCp)

502 I only know about the menfolk. Very progressive of you to date a girl with a mustache, though.


Posted by: Peaches at June 22, 2017 09:02 PM (EgOr3

Lol. She didn't have a mustache. She did however have the the shiniest , most lush head of long brunette hair I'd ever seen....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 09:05 PM (89VjS)

503 Sicilians are to Italy as Hawaiians are to the US.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2017 09:06 PM (uv6MB)

504 But I never corrected them.
Posted by: shibumi at June 22, 2017 09:04 PM (aT+Bx)
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Best to leave them guessing.

Although what do I know. Nobody has ever accused me of being bad-ass. Well, maybe Weasel.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 09:07 PM (sBOL1)

505

Sicilians eat Wasabi SPAM?

Posted by: Film at 11 !!!!! at June 22, 2017 09:08 PM (fcU1Y)

506 Jay Guevara : actually since they didn't sample Rurik's corpse personally (like the Egyptologists have done for several Pharaohs) it is possible that the N1c1 signature in the Kievan nobility might really be from, well, you (#346).

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 22, 2017 09:08 PM (6FqZa)

507 Sicilians are to Italy as Hawaiians are to the US.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2017 09:06 PM (uv6MB)


Dad always said, never trust a man with a pinky ring. He was born in Brooklyn.

Posted by: Infidel at June 22, 2017 09:08 PM (gDoff)

508 bluebell, do you need a peanut butter cookie recipe? We don't want you on The List.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2017 09:11 PM (DMUuz)

509 Check Twitchy

SHS is so much better as press secretary--she destroys the whining Jim Acosta

Posted by: phineas gage at June 22, 2017 09:12 PM (XsVWn)

510 Sicilians eat Wasabi SPAM?
Posted by: Film


No.

They can't afford SPAM.

They eat SPAMATTA'YOU.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2017 09:12 PM (udajc)

511 What about, uh, below the waist? Sicilians are pretty damn cocky. Just sayin'
Posted by: Peaches at June 22, 2017 08:55 PM (EgOr3

Hmmm... that's not what I heard when I was a sailor doing port visits in Sicily...

And for the record.... I'd go back to Taormina anytime...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 22, 2017 09:12 PM (NgKpN)

512 507; i have two pinky rings, i was born in new london.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 22, 2017 09:12 PM (KP5rU)

513
I love Sarah Huckabee. She's what we'd call a "corn fed gal" around here.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 22, 2017 09:13 PM (8O3HH)

514

Some mighty tasty recipes here:

https://tinyurl.com/ycnfvwqk

Posted by: Chief C. Dick at June 22, 2017 09:14 PM (fcU1Y)

515 Duncanthrax, I have a peanut butter cookie recipe, thanks. In fact, I gave it to CBD once and he made it and liked it and put the recipe on the food thread a while back.

I suspect his putting me on the Sidebar o' Shame is his subtle way of telling me he wants me to put it in the cookbook. Subtlety not being his strong suit, you understand.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 09:15 PM (sBOL1)

516 Sicilians eat Wasabi SPAM?

no, no, no Spumoni

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 09:16 PM (39g3+)

517 Cressida Dick


Tercel Cock
Camry Schlong

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 22, 2017 09:16 PM (hsZl+)

518 Good grief, you need some help with that Gabor obsession!!

This ought to cure you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46GOuo4J6Yk

Only AOP and I are allowed to mekkit the leedle joke:
There are a couple of glaring production quality errors shown up in this.

And they ain't on ZsaZsa.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 22, 2017 09:16 PM (H5rtT)

519 So, the Lakers have drafted that Ball-dad's kid. I don't think this will end well. Glad I don't really care.

Posted by: Peaches at June 22, 2017 09:16 PM (EgOr3)

520 I always thought that Mike Huckabee would be an outstanding press secretary. He must have passed that gift on.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2017 09:17 PM (uv6MB)

521 Hate the Lakers, so looking forward to the epic shitshow.

Don't think LBJ will want to be part of that.

Good start, Magic.

Posted by: phineas gage at June 22, 2017 09:18 PM (XsVWn)

522 Collectivism, stupid on so many levels.

Posted by: charley horse at June 22, 2017 09:19 PM (+kahX)

523 The Turks are claiming: that the US has promised them they'll collect the weapons from the Kurdish Syrian rebels after ISIS is defeated.

1. Bullshit. Either a US diplomat lied (Flynn? we know the Turks bought him) or (more likely) the Turks are lying.
2. The Turks are, here, pressuring the US to do exactly that.
3. President Trump, please say nothing and, later, do nothing.
4. Fuck you, Sultan Recep.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 22, 2017 09:19 PM (6FqZa)

524 What happened to all the Scandis in Minnesoda? Ufda.

Posted by: Northernlurker
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I'm still here!

Posted by: Garrison Keillor at June 22, 2017 09:20 PM (ZO497)

525 #StuffNancy.


Ace should make this happen.

Posted by: LASue at June 22, 2017 09:20 PM (hZ+us)

526

My god, there is an app for Brussels Airlines.

Get off my lawn.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 22, 2017 09:20 PM (fcU1Y)

527 phuck the lakers. on second thought, fuck the n.b.a. with a rusty, running, chainsaw. sideways.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 22, 2017 09:21 PM (KP5rU)

528 "And for the record.... I'd go back to Taormina anytime..."

Mrs VIA and several other spouses took the train from Gaeta down to Taormina, to spend four days with us on a port visit.

Yeh... I could go back.

In a heartbeat.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 09:23 PM (J+eG2)

529 "The Turks are claiming: that the US has promised them they'll collect the weapons from the Kurdish Syrian rebels after ISIS is defeated."

Time was, plan was for the U.S. to collect the weapons from the Afghan mujihadeen after the Soviets had been ousted. To be followed by a group hug and a singing of _Kumbaya_. Also, magical rainbow peace unicorns shitting Skittles.

It, er, didn't work out quite that way.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 22, 2017 09:23 PM (ujwCG)

530 524 What happened to all the Scandis in Minnesoda? Ufda.

Posted by: Northernlurker
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I'm still here!
Posted by: Garrison Keillor at June 22, 2017 09:20 PM (ZO497)

The 'conservative' ones moved to Seattle.

Posted by: LASue at June 22, 2017 09:24 PM (hZ+us)

531 James Comey and his wife were seen visiting the NYT office. There's even photos.
Posted by: shibumi at June 22, 2017 09:01 PM
~~~~~

Wonder what he's up to. Maybe he's gonna work with the Times on a grand expose' for the Sunday magazine section. And why would he bring his wife to a meeting at the Times?

Very curious.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 22, 2017 09:24 PM (HiDrR)

532 I vanta sucka your blooda.

Posted by: Nosferatu Silver at June 22, 2017 09:26 PM (+kahX)

533 531: he brought his wife for the muscle. he has a wife? who fuckin knew?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 22, 2017 09:26 PM (KP5rU)

534 So let the Kurds shake Erdogan's tree--maybe they can even take him out.

Posted by: phineas gage at June 22, 2017 09:26 PM (XsVWn)

535 ONT is all about lines.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2017 09:28 PM (V3c+3)

536 It will be a splashspread on the heroism of James Comey, standing like Horatio at the gate.....

Posted by: phineas gage at June 22, 2017 09:28 PM (XsVWn)

537 Johnny Depp asks the last time an actor tried to kill a President.

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Eh, he didn't have much of a career to piss away anymore anyway.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 22, 2017 09:30 PM (Nwg0u)

538 Ben Had, sent you an email.

Posted by: lin-duh fell at June 22, 2017 09:41 PM (kufk0)

539 I'm with her! Pelosi 2018!

Posted by: hoodaticus at June 22, 2017 10:37 PM (vitRc)

540
And he's a limp dick, too. Paola, call me!

Posted by: Mrs. Comey at June 23, 2017 12:02 AM (8O3HH)

541 I figured they'd have a hard time ousting her, despite all her failures. She controls access to a huge donor pool (Silicon Valley zillionaires) and she knows where an awful lot of bodies are buried.

If we're lucky, maybe they'll stop killing conservatives for a little while and focus their bloodlust on each other instead.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 23, 2017 01:20 AM (3YxFh)

542 Oh, the answer is easy. Repeal Obamacare; root and branch. People on Medicaid still get free health care through a new health service run by the Veterans Administration.

Posted by: Jay Dee at June 23, 2017 01:11 PM (xyBta)

543 Pelosi's granddaughter graduated with my daughter last month and I was soooo lucky to be sitting 2 rows in front of her at the Baccalaureate Mass. When she went up to take Communion, I told my husband to duck because I expected lightning to hit her. She tottered on high heel shoes and had a smile plastered on her face. Her Secret Service agents had the hands clasped in front and the wide stance and we're stationed all around the church. There was an even a female agent who looked tough enough to take on my husband who spent 30 years in the IDF. The best part was that the sun was down and they all had on their aviator glasses. She needs to retire and enjoy her grandchildren.

Posted by: Swimmom at June 23, 2017 05:39 PM (g9r1S)

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