Left Media Now Blaming Tossoff Loss on, Get This, <i>Hacks</i>

Left Media Now Blaming Tossoff Loss on, Get This, Hacks

Election Night Anchor Face™ is fast becoming one of my favorite things. pic.twitter.com/EXe4jD5HAv
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) June 21, 2017

That picture doesn't have anything to do with the headline, but I love it so much, and this particular picture is in hi-def, so the vivid colors of Sadz really pop.

I also love this picture:

The feelz! All the sadz! Looks like someone's got a case of the Tuesdays!

Strangely, CNN's All-Stars never appear this crestfallen when (briefly) reporting on people killed by terrorists.

Dana Bash's shockface resembles someone who has just been unexpectedly, but gently, sodomized by an elk.

Oh, and only slightly less Weepy McDrippyface than CNN are the butthurt feminists:

Breaking: Feminists cry after woman wins election vs rich white male. 😐 pic.twitter.com/8lMKYnM8bJ
— Mav (@TheMaverick21) June 21, 2017

And if you want to see more unattractive women you wouldn't even f*** on a dare handling the loss poorly, you can check out Free Beacon's clip of The View.

Anyway, re: hacking, here are more conspiracy theories that dedicated anti-conspiracy-theory bloodhound Jake Tapper will again take no notice of.

The media had been prepping the battlespace for this contingency previously:

Several factors make Georgia's voting systems an especially good candidate for hacking: https://t.co/JsT53kHaRU
— POLITICO Magazine (@POLITICOMag) June 18, 2017

Posted by: Ace at 03:25 PM

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1 Don't worry about hacking. I'm reliably told, by you, that voter fraud doesn't happen. So we're all good there.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2017 03:15 PM (KUaJL)

2 And 1st.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2017 03:15 PM (KUaJL)

3 Speaking of hacking Georgia's election system, has Sessions arrested Jeh Johnson yet? Or is he still hibernating?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2017 03:15 PM (eSx+E)

4 does hacking include the late night election round up of unused ballots that suddenly get shunted into the ballot box as democrat votes?

Remember, maybe it's apocryphal, but the Michigan recount was embarasssing because a lot of detroit ballot boxes marked as full were 1/3 full.

Posted by: Jeb Bush's historic concession speech at June 21, 2017 03:16 PM (9xFrC)

5 Being the first one to a thread is like walking into a new clean hotel room before kids run in and start jumping on the newly made beds.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2017 03:16 PM (KUaJL)

6 The Democrat party has turned into a cult that is beset upon from all sides by sinister and arcane powers that only the high priests can drive away. And these priests can only do it if the followers sacrifice everything.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2017 03:16 PM (3l6k7)

7 Awwwww.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2017 03:16 PM (72PAC)

8 That third picture down is giving me a chubby.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 21, 2017 03:16 PM (ul9CR)

9 Oh man, that is some good down-home Georgian Schadenboner.

Posted by: WisRich at June 21, 2017 03:16 PM (G0vdT)

10 Speaking of hacking Georgia's election system, has Sessions arrested Jeh Johnson yet? Or is he still hibernating?

***

you gotta imagine there's more landmines that obama left in DOJ and elsewhere to defuse...like how the chain of command was changed so that if a certain bish was fired, an even more crazy liberal bish was put in charge of shit.

Posted by: Jeb Bush's historic concession speech at June 21, 2017 03:17 PM (9xFrC)

11 first

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 21, 2017 03:17 PM (ILitO)

12 Wasn't the GA election board who the NSA tried to hack and FAILED?

Posted by: Jen the original at June 21, 2017 03:17 PM (SAsG2)

13 "Dana Bash's looks-like-someone's-got-a-case-of-the-Tuesdays face resembles someone who has just been unexpectedly, but gently, sodomized by an elk."

I was eating peanuts when I read this and nearly choked.

Note to self: Do not read an ace post while eating or drinking.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 21, 2017 03:17 PM (ZM2xo)

14 They look like they just ate a vaseline sandwich.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 21, 2017 03:17 PM (SRKgf)

15 Several factors make Georgia's voting systems an especially good candidate for hacking

Vlad Putin: Bwahahahahaha

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2017 03:17 PM (493sH)

16 Several factors make Georgia's voting systems an especially good candidate for hacking:

By who, the DHS??

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2017 03:17 PM (oVJmc)

17 Also, does it count as hacking if thousands of votes for one candidate mysteriously are found in a car trunk when said candidate is losing?

Or is that just democracy in action?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2017 03:18 PM (72PAC)

18 Caption for the photo with the women crying: "Oh shit, the woman won!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 21, 2017 03:18 PM (SRKgf)

19 I'm dying here. I'd love to make the second pic my screen saver.

So much sadz.

And guess who hasn't mentioned the election??

Shemp!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:18 PM (PY9jH)

20 Actually, DHS attempted to hack into the Georgia Board of Elections during the 2016 Presidential election.

Yet, there was no extensive investigation into that.

I think Rick Grimes from the Walking Dead was to blame. After all, it's set in Georgia and the dead can vote in Georgia and . . . . ZOMBIES!!!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 21, 2017 03:19 PM (4AVeu)

21 I and others here called this yesterday.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 21, 2017 03:19 PM (0pcwX)

22 Dana Bash's looks-like-someone's-got-a-case-of-the-Tuesdays face resembles someone who has just been unexpectedly, but gently, sodomized by an elk.

The elk, he is gentle but firm.

Posted by: Paolo the Elk at June 21, 2017 03:19 PM (oVJmc)

23 Oh boy, can't wait for the hilarious Don Lemon socks on this thread.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 21, 2017 03:19 PM (OD2ni)

24 This is what democracy looks like

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2017 03:19 PM (KUaJL)

25 It's Christmas in June!

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 21, 2017 03:20 PM (fKWf6)

26 The Democrat party has turned into a cult that is beset upon from all sides by sinister and arcane powers that only the high priests can drive away. And these priests can only do it if the followers sacrifice everything.

Explains why they're gearing up for human sacrifice (us).

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 21, 2017 03:20 PM (Q6Lfj)

27 DRAAAAAINAGE!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 21, 2017 03:20 PM (QQ+il)

28 That picture doesn't have anything to do with the headline, but I love it so much, and this particular picture is in hi-def, so the vivid colors of Sadz really pop.

me too
classic image

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 21, 2017 03:20 PM (fceHP)

29 All those endless Ossoff signs still in place look sad and pathetic in the gloomy drizzle today and say "Hate has no home here but stupid does."

Posted by: Ripley at June 21, 2017 03:20 PM (MxEKc)

30 In the first picture, the guy next to Dana Bash looks like he tried to sneak an SBD but sharted instead.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 21, 2017 03:21 PM (OD2ni)

31 geez, I swear I didn't see the other comments.

anyway, it must make the Dems and the left feel good to have another excuse for losing elections: racism, Koch Brothers, voter suppression, misogyny, and now hacking. It's like KY for the deeply butt hurt

oh, and Keith Olbermann is a twat.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 21, 2017 03:21 PM (ILitO)

32 Dana Bash's looks-like-someone's-got-a-case-of-the-Tuesdays face resembles someone who has just been unexpectedly, but gently, sodomized by an elk.

We're the Paolos of the animal world, you know.

Posted by: A horny elk at June 21, 2017 03:21 PM (RD7QR)

33 I and others here called this yesterday.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 21, 2017 03:19 PM (0pcwX)

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Yup.

Regarding polling ...... I used to think we had to overcome the margin of cheat.

Im beginning to think the polling has a built in margin of lefty self delusion that works in our favor.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2017 03:21 PM (8XRCm)

34 Dana Bash needs a sammich.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 21, 2017 03:21 PM (ul9CR)

35 The endgame of this hacking conspiracy theory is to cancel democracy altogether, because it can't be trusted. Seriously. That's the prize they have their eyes on.

Posted by: zombie at June 21, 2017 03:21 PM (DQ4Fv)

36 Don Lemon just looks blank, like his mind was sucked into a black hole.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:21 PM (PY9jH)

37 I like the fat thumb on the left with the glasses but the misery of the guy who looks like the guy from Red Letter Media is also pleasing...

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2017 03:21 PM (rmVvL)

38 Not tired of winning yet.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Mangiamo! at June 21, 2017 03:21 PM (mPvQV)

39 Fuck leftists, make up your mind. Is it Russians or racists? Or was it Racist Russians? Hmmm..

Or maybe the rain. Which could also be racist I suppose.

Man this is confusing.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 21, 2017 03:22 PM (zgNJq)

40 The link to the Beacon article, LOL. Joy Behar said one of the reasons Ossoff lost was because Republicans vote in larger numbers than Democrats, they need to get more Democrats to the polls.

Please roll that enlightened introspective statement around in your head.

I guess Joy wants voters brought to the polls at the point of a gun. Kind of like Kim Fatty Boy does with his constituents.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 21, 2017 03:22 PM (SAsG2)

41 Schadenboner status, Self aware and loving it.

Heres to the left eating itself in arguments and tantrums.

Posted by: USNtakim at June 21, 2017 03:22 PM (zZWkn)

42 I lost my Toppik.

Posted by: Don Lemon with masking tape on his forehead at June 21, 2017 03:22 PM (HgMAr)

43 We were all sad becuase of other... reasons. Yeah. Other reasons.

We're totally unbiased people. TOTALLY.

Posted by: The MFM at June 21, 2017 03:22 PM (aT+Bx)

44 Those completely nonpartisan professional journalists seem awfully perturbed about something .

Posted by: V the K at June 21, 2017 03:22 PM (jn7FC)

45

An elk once sodomized my sister! Mind you, elk sodomy can be pretty serious...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 21, 2017 03:22 PM (fcU1Y)

46 Dana Bash's looks-like-someone's-got-a-case-of-the-Tuesdays face resembles someone who has just been unexpectedly, but gently, sodomized by an elk.

hehe

I won't ask how Ace knows this

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 21, 2017 03:23 PM (fceHP)

47 Yeah, I fucking hacked the election. I go the extra mile for my fellow composers.

Posted by: Modest Mussorgksky at June 21, 2017 03:23 PM (xAvrH)

48 The lefties are all snickering over a picture they're passing around of Marco Rubio awkwardly hugging Ivanka.

Our snicker-worthy pictures are better. We all KNOW Marco Ruboto is robotic.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 21, 2017 03:23 PM (ul9CR)

49 30 In the first picture, the guy next to Dana Bash looks like he tried to sneak an SBD but sharted instead.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 21, 2017 03:21 PM (OD2ni)
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Thanks for the coffee on the keyboard...

Posted by: Not-as-lean and Not-as-mean Retired Jarhead at June 21, 2017 03:23 PM (129KA)

50 Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

Posted by: Conan, the Republican at June 21, 2017 03:23 PM (NgKpN)

51 The feminist wymyn, crying because a woman beat a rich white frat boy, is too precious.

I love this thread and feel like wallowing in it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:23 PM (PY9jH)

52
So the left is upset that a wymyn beat a cis-white man? I thought they were all about empowering wymyn over men.
(checks liberal hierarchy chart)
Woman goes below white man if said woman is a Republican and said man is Democrat. Got it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2017 03:23 PM (493sH)

53
Blame it on the raaiiiin......

~Rachel "Milly Vanilli" Madow

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2017 03:23 PM (8XRCm)

54 If there is a mixologist out there that could make a cocktail from the tears of liberals it would be like they hit the lottery.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 21, 2017 03:23 PM (jxbfJ)

55 18 Caption for the photo with the women crying: "Oh shit, the woman won!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 21, 2017 03:18 PM (SRKgf)

Wasn't there a special place for women who don't vote for women? Maybe I should call Madeleine Albright.

Posted by: WisRich at June 21, 2017 03:23 PM (G0vdT)

56 8 That third picture down is giving me a chubby.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 21, 2017 03:16 PM (ul9CR)

I think I'll use it as a screen saver on my home computer. I'll be happy every time I turn it on.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 21, 2017 03:23 PM (ZM2xo)

57 Dear Mfm, we hate you right back.
-The Normals

Posted by: Clay at June 21, 2017 03:24 PM (Ak/GS)

58 Did Alyssa Milano drive Tossoff voters to the polls yesterday?

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 21, 2017 03:24 PM (OD2ni)

59 I won't ask how Ace knows this
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 21, 2017 03:23 PM (fceHP)
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I've learned through sometimes painful experience that you should never, ever, ever ask questions here.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Mangiamo! at June 21, 2017 03:24 PM (sBOL1)

60 Strangely, CNN's All-Stars never appear this crestfallen when (briefly) reporting on people killed by terrorists.

She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye
but if the narrative suffers, she looks like her cat just died.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2017 03:24 PM (39g3+)

61 The GA-06 vote was hacked in precisely equal measure to how much Anthony Weiner was hacked. Which is to say, the Dems publicly showed the voters their dick and now need someone to blame for the consequences.

Posted by: Sporkatus at June 21, 2017 03:24 PM (eXSOZ)

62 What color is the sky in their world? Cuz they are not on the same planet as us. The thought that they are "Wrong" is beyond them. Like that episode of "Happy Days" where "The Fonz" could not even say the word "wrong" when referring to himself.

Posted by: Paladin at June 21, 2017 03:24 PM (+Wvn3)

63
I guess Joy wants voters brought to the polls at the point of a gun. Kind of like Kim Fatty Boy does with his constituents.
---

She isn't a monster.

Joy probably thinks it's totes OK to give out specially made $500 VISA gift cards with the DNC logo on them to all "potential Democrat voters."

Posted by: shibumi at June 21, 2017 03:24 PM (aT+Bx)

64 The blank looks are hilarious as they are waiting for their talking points from their earpieces -- they didn't have anything prepared independently. Dolls.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 21, 2017 03:24 PM (MIKMs)

65

Breaking: Feminists cry after woman wins election vs rich white male.

Tweeting. It's an art form.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 21, 2017 03:24 PM (fceHP)

66 Jeez, you've got to be fast to sock Paolo around here.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at June 21, 2017 03:25 PM (RD7QR)

67 Left Media Now Blaming Tossoff Loss on, Get This, Hacks

So the MFM is blaming it themselves?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 21, 2017 03:25 PM (mpXpK)

68 Regarding polling ...... I used to think we had to overcome the margin of cheat.

Im beginning to think the polling has a built in margin of lefty self delusion that works in our favor.
Posted by: fixerupper

It has a built in "Fuck you. Mind your own business" margin built in.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2017 03:25 PM (Ak/GS)

69 I'm all for using this Teachable Moment to for real fix the electoral system in a solidly bipartisan way.

Let's get rid of early balloting and motor voter registration, and have national standards for voter ID and purging of voter rolls if you want your results to be counted in nationwide races. And if you're handing out drivers licenses to non-citizens, that can't be the ID used in voting.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2017 03:25 PM (yL25O)

70 49
30 In the first picture, the guy next to Dana Bash looks like he tried to sneak an SBD but sharted instead.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 21, 2017 03:21 PM (OD2ni)

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Thanks for the coffee on the keyboard...

Posted by: Not-as-lean and Not-as-mean Retired Jarhead at June 21, 2017 03:23 PM (129KA)

Didn't we cover this many a moon ago? Never ever trust a fart.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 21, 2017 03:25 PM (jxbfJ)

71
Dana Bash has the "omigod wrong hole" look, no??

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2017 03:25 PM (8XRCm)

72 Dana Bash's looks-like-someone's-got-a-case-of-the-Tuesdays face resembles someone who has just been unexpectedly, but gently, sodomized by an elk.
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Which one is she? The orange dress? If so, that's one good turn of phrase, Ace.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2017 03:25 PM (LeI1X)

73 Aaaannd Shemp finally mentions the election, while getting off some digs at Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:25 PM (PY9jH)

74 Alyssa Milano should have promised beejers to tOssoff voters.

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2017 03:25 PM (rmVvL)

75 40 The link to the Beacon article, LOL. Joy Behar said one of the reasons Ossoff lost was because Republicans vote in larger numbers than Democrats, they need to get more Democrats to the polls.

Please roll that enlightened introspective statement around in your head.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 21, 2017 03:22 PM (SAsG2)

That's deep political thinking right there.

Meanwhile, the Padres have said that they lose because the other teams score more runs than they do, and that to win they need to score more runs. Sabermetrics FTW!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 21, 2017 03:25 PM (SRKgf)

76 One of the Ossoff middle agers is wearing a snowflake button...aaaww

Posted by: CN at June 21, 2017 03:25 PM (2+tI4)

77 Seriously those CNN shots demonstrate their main problem: they are too personally invested in certain outcomes and cannot do their job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2017 03:26 PM (39g3+)

78 They look like they just ate a vaseline sandwich.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 21, 2017 03:17 PM (SRKgf)
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I do prefer my Vaseline between two buns.

Posted by: Don Lemon at June 21, 2017 03:26 PM (vg8iE)

79 What I'm seeing a lot from the leftists today is "No big deal, after all it's a GOP district, we really didn't expect to win..."

In other words, "Those grapes were sour anyway."

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 21, 2017 03:26 PM (ZM2xo)

80 73 Aaaannd Shemp finally mentions the election, while getting off some digs at Trump.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:25 PM (PY9jH)

Please don't mention "Shemp" and "getting off" in the same sentence.

Thanks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 21, 2017 03:26 PM (SRKgf)

81 "The link to the Beacon article, LOL. Joy Behar said one of the reasons Ossoff lost was because Republicans vote in larger numbers than Democrats, they need to get more Democrats to the polls."

Jedediah Bila better be careful hanging around those hags. Katy Perry has shown that ugly can be contagious.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 21, 2017 03:26 PM (OD2ni)

82 Breaking: Feminists cry after woman wins election vs rich white male.

So-called feminists have NEVER been about supporting women. Bill Clinton proved that.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 21, 2017 03:26 PM (mpXpK)

83 The endgame of this hacking conspiracy theory is to cancel democracy altogether, because it can't be trusted. Seriously. That's the prize they have their eyes on.
Posted by: zombie

The want to have Super-Electors whose vote be worth more than one vote. Of course these precious super-electors will be well-credentialed and/or full of diversified charm.

Their whining over 'gerrymandering' and 'hacking' is just more projection on their part as what they are planning on doing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2017 03:26 PM (udajc)

84 If Republicans were smart, they would seize the whole hacking fear and start passing some real voter laws with teeth.

I will NEVER trust electronic voting, even 1000 years from now I will insist on paper ballots.

The entire tech industry is in the Democrats back pocket, they will hack it if we ever are stupid enough to just let computers tally the vote.

Posted by: publix at June 21, 2017 03:26 PM (dcAlh)

85 Do you think the feminist will run around for an hour looking for her sunglasses?

Posted by: Jen the original at June 21, 2017 03:26 PM (SAsG2)

86 So nice to have an objective, impartial media, isn't it.

What a bunch of ass clowns.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 21, 2017 03:26 PM (nS5LK)

87 Well, of course the Russians hacked Georgia. It's on their southern border.

Posted by: Don Lemon with masking tape on his forehead at June 21, 2017 03:27 PM (HgMAr)

88 5 Being the first one to a thread is like walking into a new clean hotel room before kids run in and start jumping on the newly made beds.
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Or like being the first one to leap into a snow field and do snow angels.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2017 03:27 PM (LeI1X)

89 Dana Bash's looks-like-someone's-got-a-case-of-the-Tuesdays face resembles someone who has just been unexpectedly, but gently, sodomized by an elk.

LMAO! I'm in tears here!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2017 03:27 PM (0mRoj)

90 Didn't we cover this many a moon ago? Never ever trust a fart.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Especially after 50!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2017 03:28 PM (Ak/GS)

91
Meanwhile, the Padres have said that they lose because the other teams score more runs than they do, and that to win they need to score more runs. Sabermetrics FTW!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 21, 2017 03:25 PM (SRKgf)

They need to divide up runs fairly at the end of the game, so Padres get 4.5 and Cubs get 4.5. That way nobody will feel bad.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 21, 2017 03:28 PM (ZM2xo)

92 Jedediah Bila better be careful hanging around those hags. Katy Perry has shown that ugly can be contagious.

Jedediah Bila is a ______. She thinks the Caesar/Trump assassination play is no big deal and the right needs "to get over it."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:28 PM (PY9jH)

93 I wouldn't want to have canal relations with anyone on "The View" and I can't bear to watch the clip because I dislike Joy Behar, but isn't Jedediah Bila on that show. She's quite attractive.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2017 03:28 PM (qES5k)

94 The want to have Super-Electors whose vote be worth more than one vote. Of course these precious super-electors will be well-credentialed and/or full of diversified charm.

Their whining over 'gerrymandering' and 'hacking' is just more projection on their part as what they are planning on doing.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

+++++

They already have this, they're called judges.

Posted by: publix at June 21, 2017 03:28 PM (dcAlh)

95 Seriously those CNN shots demonstrate their main problem: they are too personally invested in certain outcomes and cannot do their job.
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Our job is to get Democrats elected, and we look sad when they're not because then we don't get our DNC bonus checks and Comet Pizza party!

Posted by: CNN... yes, we are ISIS and Proud! at June 21, 2017 03:28 PM (aT+Bx)

96 I'll wait for an analysis from Anderson Pooper

Posted by: USA at June 21, 2017 03:28 PM (ih/NT)

97 MSNBC barely covered the race last night, at least when I was flipping around. They were doing their nightly RUSSIA!!!!!ty bullshit and breaking in and out with updates on the race. That's when I knew Handel was going to win YUUGE.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 21, 2017 03:28 PM (zgNJq)

98 People who think "Password 1234" lecture us on election hacking.

The SAME people who spent forty years telling us not to worry about the Soviets/Russians.

OK, then.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 21, 2017 03:28 PM (B+qrE)

99 Didn't we cover this many a moon ago? Never ever trust a fart.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Especially after 50!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2017 03:28 PM (Ak/GS)

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Dude... if you fart fifty times ..... there is something else going on.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2017 03:29 PM (8XRCm)

100 58 Did Alyssa Milano drive Tossoff voters to the polls yesterday?
____________________

I did, but only because I'm dead broke and now and working for Uber to pay my bills.

Posted by: Alyssa at June 21, 2017 03:29 PM (nS5LK)

101 But...but....what about abortion?!?!!

Posted by: Barren, Old, Dessicated, Post-Post-Menopausal Feminists at June 21, 2017 03:29 PM (vg8iE)

102 Georgia election hacked, do they even have computers in Georgia?

Posted by: Coastal Millenial at June 21, 2017 03:29 PM (6hUAo)

103 Gloria Barger looks like she's pining for the Hamptons. Anywhere but on that set.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:29 PM (PY9jH)

104 66 Jeez, you've got to be fast to sock Paolo around here.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at June 21, 2017 03:25 PM (RD7QR)

...

The Paulo has the reflexes of a--how you say--pussy cat?

Many men have tried this socking of Paulo, but Paulo he has the nine lives. Also sometimes the knifing they have tried. These men, they all fail.

Posted by: Paulo at June 21, 2017 03:30 PM (yL25O)

105 I watched a few minutes of CNN last night after it became clear Handle was going to win. Yes, the Sadz were real. At least the guy on the left with the glasses was doing a little "Truth to Power" commentary, saying the Dem's, in the larger sense, are in trouble.

Posted by: WisRich at June 21, 2017 03:30 PM (G0vdT)

106 Once again, MSM has been driving up Trump's negatives at the cost of an even greater loss in their own credibility.

Once again, Trump can recover but the damage to MSM will be lasting.

This will add to ongoing self-destruction of the Left-dominated D party. Let us pray.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 21, 2017 03:30 PM (+7/1f)

107 Winning status:

[ ] Tired
[x] Not tired at all

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2017 03:30 PM (KUaJL)

108 77
Seriously those CNN shots demonstrate their main problem: they are too
personally invested in certain outcomes and cannot do their job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2017 03:26 PM (39g3+)

Hit the nail on the head. You are exactly right. CNN is not the only one afflicted however.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 21, 2017 03:30 PM (jxbfJ)

109 teh faces LOL

Turd face.

Posted by: Fox at June 21, 2017 03:30 PM (TFUTH)

110
Several factors make Georgia's voting systems an especially good candidate for

Weren't threre reports that the federal government tried to gain access to Georgia's voting system just before the presidential election

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 21, 2017 03:30 PM (lKyWE)

111 I won't ask how Ace knows this

We'll be back to elk porn on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at June 21, 2017 03:31 PM (oVJmc)

112 I've emailed the DNC many times letting them know that the election was hacked by the Aliens, but they always blow me off. It's always the Aliens, duh.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 21, 2017 03:31 PM (6Ll1u)

113 Prof. Paglia is right. It will take decades for the media to recover from all this clown show.

Posted by: JAS at June 21, 2017 03:31 PM (EX4Wr)

114 Don Lemon has just realized Ossoff will never be Obama 2.0.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:31 PM (PY9jH)

115 re 47: a very original comment, even for this place full of people like me. And I am very modest.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 21, 2017 03:31 PM (ILitO)

116 "People who think "Password 1234" lecture us on election hacking.

The SAME people who spent forty years telling us not to worry about the Soviets/Russians."

Hahaha. John Podesta emailed me his bank account and social security number.

Posted by: Nigerian Prince at June 21, 2017 03:31 PM (OD2ni)

117 And if you want to see more unattractive women you wouldn't even f*** on a dare handling the loss poorly, you can check out Free Beacon's clip of The View.

omg, I listened to the whole thing

nasty women

God forbid they let the "conservative" lady talk. They continued to interrupt her when she tried to bring up the Hollywood money

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 21, 2017 03:31 PM (fceHP)

118 100
58 Did Alyssa Milano drive Tossoff voters to the polls yesterday?

____________________

I did, but only because I'm dead broke and now and working for Uber to pay my bills.

Posted by: Alyssa at June 21, 2017 03:29 PM (nS5LK)

and $5 bjers is $5 I didn't have before

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 21, 2017 03:31 PM (jxbfJ)

119 Seriously those CNN shots demonstrate their main problem: they are too
personally invested in certain outcomes and cannot do their job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2017 03:26 PM (39g3+)

____

What is their job? To advance communism. They don't care about ratings, they care about THE CAUSE.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 21, 2017 03:32 PM (zgNJq)

120 Dude... if you fart fifty times ..... there is something else going on

Too much taco bell and cheap beer with cabbage rolls

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2017 03:32 PM (39g3+)

121 Jeez, you've got to be fast to sock Paolo around here.

Posted by: joncelli

It is the only time that Paolo is, now you say, fast.

Posted by: Paolo at June 21, 2017 03:32 PM (8ikIW)

122 93 I wouldn't want to have canal relations with anyone on "The View"

Me neither, but that Panama...bully!

Posted by: Teddy Roosevelt at June 21, 2017 03:32 PM (0mRoj)

123 Which one is Dana Bash-the woman in orange?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2017 03:32 PM (qES5k)

124 The woman in the bottom picture really broke down when she realized the bar was out of Chardonnay.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:33 PM (PY9jH)

125 Didn't for realz actual hacking occur in GA. when Obammy was the great leader of the whirled??

Posted by: dananjcon at June 21, 2017 03:33 PM (WLK0w)

126 Thank god for all this hacking.

Posted by: Max Power at June 21, 2017 03:33 PM (q177U)

127
I did, but only because I'm dead broke and now and working for Uber to pay my bills.
Posted by: Alyssa at June 21, 2017 03:29 PM (nS5LK)

Maybe you shouldn't do five million dollar remodels on houses that are only worth three million

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 21, 2017 03:33 PM (lKyWE)

128 And not going far enough to the left. Apparently the Dems are confusing which Georgians they're talking about.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 21, 2017 03:33 PM (ppaKI)

129 The only hacking that went on here was performed by the hacks at Politico.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 21, 2017 03:34 PM (3OIiX)

130 Georgia election hacked, do they even have computers in Georgia?

Posted by: Coastal Millenial at June 21, 2017 03:29 PM (6hUAo)
...........

yes, they get them from across the border in Turkey and Armenia.

Posted by: Don Lemon with masking tape on his forehead at June 21, 2017 03:34 PM (HgMAr)

131 The left hates us and wants new voters?

Posted by: USNtakim at June 21, 2017 03:34 PM (zZWkn)

132 Which one is Dana Bash-the woman in orange?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2017 03:32 PM (qES5k)

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Yes. Ma'am.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2017 03:34 PM (8XRCm)

133 Anyway, re: hacking, here are more conspiracy theories that dedicated anti-conspiracy-theory bloodhound Jake Tapper will again take no notice of.

they still don't get why they keep losing

it's unbelievable

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 21, 2017 03:34 PM (fceHP)

134 If CNN had used a white background, there would be no anchors to see in that first pic. And that dude, 2nd from the right, looks like his prune enema has reached criticality. Explosion imminent.

Far right chick in the pic could pass for a younger Pelosi, before her eyes and tits sank like a liberal hopechest.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 21, 2017 03:34 PM (6jaju)

135 "I wouldn't want to have canal relations with anyone"

This makes me sad.

Posted by: Manatee at June 21, 2017 03:34 PM (6hUAo)

136 The rain falls on the just and the unjust...

BUT on Election Day in Georgia, the rain only falls on potential Democrat voters, while the sun shines brightly on all Republicans!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2017 03:34 PM (gwPgz)

137 Elk? Buttsecks? I told 'em not to screw cray-cray beeotches.

Posted by: The Reindeer at June 21, 2017 03:34 PM (CR0Hm)

138 MSNBC barely covered the race last night, at least when I was flipping around. They were doing their nightly RUSSIA!!!!!ty bullshit and breaking in and out with updates on the race. That's when I knew Handel was going to win YUUGE.
Posted by: #neverskankles at June 21, 2017 03:28 PM (zgNJq)

They are making up for it today. They were running a story a while ago shouting that Trump is cutting housing subsidies for inner city poor folk, except for buildings that are privately owned. And...Trump owns subsidized buildings(he does?) and this will line his pockets(actual words used) and is a conflict of interest.

Emoluments clause, here we come.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 21, 2017 03:35 PM (SAsG2)

139 Alyssa is still hot, and she does do military support stuff, tours etc. Just kinda dumb on politics.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2017 03:35 PM (39g3+)

140 I thought "I was hacked" became a joke after the child molester married to Huma tried to use it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 21, 2017 03:35 PM (7ZVPa)

141 This...is the thousand yard stare.

Posted by: This...is CNN at June 21, 2017 03:35 PM (qJhUV)

142 99
Didn't we cover this many a moon ago? Never ever trust a fart.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Especially after 50!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2017 03:28 PM (Ak/GS)

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Dude... if you fart fifty times ..... there is something else going on.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2017 03:29 PM (8XRCm)

.....Sets down the Taco Bell bean burrito

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 21, 2017 03:35 PM (jxbfJ)

143
Putin cam down to Georgia.
He was lookin' for a vote to steal.

Posted by: Daniel Charles at June 21, 2017 03:35 PM (IqV8l)

144 Several factors make Georgia's voting systems an especially good candidate for hacking

unless they had won, of course

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 21, 2017 03:35 PM (fceHP)

145
I did, but only because I'm dead broke and now and working for Uber to pay my bills.

Posted by: Alyssa at June 21, 2017 03:29 PM (nS5LK)

and $5 bjers is $5 I didn't have before
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 21, 2017 03:31 PM (jxbfJ)

She paid you? I think I know why she's broke.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 21, 2017 03:35 PM (Q6Lfj)

146 Dana Bash is married to some tool at CNN, whose name escapes me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:35 PM (PY9jH)

147 hacks blame hacking

ha ha

Posted by: lancewing plover at June 21, 2017 03:35 PM (u0s1P)

148 re 84: Dems were using paper ballots to steal elections for decades. Still what they do now, discover boxes full of absentee ballots that the cleaning lady accidentally left under her apron.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 21, 2017 03:35 PM (ILitO)

149 I've learned through sometimes painful experience that you should never, ever, ever ask questions here.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Mangiamo! at June 21, 2017 03:24 PM (sBOL1)

or do it just for the giggles
you know you laugh!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 21, 2017 03:36 PM (fceHP)

150 Trump is cutting housing subsidies for inner city poor folk, except for buildings that are privately owned.

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Ummmmm.....isnt that all of them?

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2017 03:36 PM (8XRCm)

151 Next time someone redoes that Hitler video (in German with the alternate subtitles) ... they should replace the crying people in the hallway with Dem losers crying.

Hitler (screaming): we put $25 million into this little election and we are down 5 points? ... (pounds fist) ... You promised me their defense was weak, that people would vote for global warming taxes ... (shot of crying dems in hallway) ...

needs some work ... but has potential. lol

Posted by: illiniwek at June 21, 2017 03:36 PM (Uh5GM)

152 Didn't we cover this many a moon ago? Never ever trust a fart.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Especially after 50!

Hell, I clinch if I have to sneeze.

Posted by: Paladin at June 21, 2017 03:37 PM (+Wvn3)

153 Join us tonight on MSLSD for a special edition of Ken-doll model Rachel Maddow's new conspiracy theory show InfoWhores!

Posted by: ShainS at June 21, 2017 03:37 PM (V+ATN)

154 they still don't get why they keep losing

it's unbelievable

It is surprising to me, although I'm reading, again, more than a few rumblings about "You know, life has really sucked for the party since Pelosi etc got into power" and not just from regular folks; congressmen.

Which is why you get the hacked trial balloon. They really need a squirrel, stat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2017 03:37 PM (39g3+)

155 Dana Bash is married to some tool at CNN, whose name escapes me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:35 PM (PY9jH)

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John King.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2017 03:37 PM (8XRCm)

156 Oh ffs, really? Really with the hacking?

These people just cannot begin to thing about maybe comprehending that, hey, guess what? People don't want to support your positions.

I've had to struggle for years with the notion that if my theories of how political matters should be handled are so much better, why is it that people reject them? It's a bitter pill to swallow but it's also necessary in order to consider if the precepts are incorrect or if there are overriding issues KOFF FREE SHIT KOFF that make my positions less attractive to others.

But, hey, if the Left wants to quadruple down on you're all stupid racists, don't let me stop them.

Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 21, 2017 03:37 PM (mf5HN)

157 "but isn't Jedediah Bila on that show. She's quite attractive.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke a"

Yes she is. And she likes posting selfies while wearing tight outfits. I approve of that.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 21, 2017 03:37 PM (OD2ni)

158 Posted by: Manatee at June 21, 2017 03:34 PM (6hUAo)

You did that on porpoise!, Bad, bad manatee! ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2017 03:37 PM (qES5k)

159 Hell, I clinch if I have to sneeze.

Posted by: Paladin at June 21, 2017 03:37 PM (+Wvn3)

====

Oh, yeah, me too!

Posted by: Shep! at June 21, 2017 03:37 PM (vg8iE)

160

the left are following this stuff in their place of work, talking out loud about this to their co-workers

it's crazy

they cannot get this stuff out of their heads

they are literally making themselves nuts

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 21, 2017 03:38 PM (fceHP)

161 Join us tonight on MSLSD for a special edition of Ken-doll model Rachel Maddow's new conspiracy theory show InfoWhores!
Posted by: ShainS at June 21, 2017 03:37 PM (V+ATN)
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Have you seen the story about the new Ken dolls? They have come out with several new ones, including the man-bun edition.

Oh yes.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Mangiamo! at June 21, 2017 03:38 PM (sBOL1)

162 that's Dana Bash (in orange on right)? I thought that might be Allison Camerata's brother in drag.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 21, 2017 03:39 PM (ILitO)

163 This...is the thousand yard stare.

"I've seen some s**t man. I was there in November, I saw the inauguration. I was there when Trump called us very fake news.

I was there, man...."
-CNN anchor

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2017 03:39 PM (39g3+)

164 He essentially got the same percentage of the vote he got in the primary. Was that hacked as well?

Posted by: buzzion at June 21, 2017 03:39 PM (z/Ubi)

165 111 I won't ask how Ace knows this

We'll be back to elk porn on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.
*
*
In our next segment, Jim wrestles a wild alligator while I make martinis back in the tent.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at June 21, 2017 03:39 PM (LeI1X)

166 Dems were using paper ballots to steal elections for decades. Still what they do now, discover boxes full of absentee ballots that the cleaning lady accidentally left under her apron.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken

+++++

At least they had to actually break a sweat and lift boxes of ballots.

With electronic voting, all it takes is a few key strokes.

It's just much harder logistically to steal an election when you have paper ballots than some sort of "ATM" type machine.

Same with all the absentee ballots, way harder to bus people around and vote in person than just mail thousands of fraudulent ballots in

Posted by: publix at June 21, 2017 03:39 PM (dcAlh)

167 Most child actors seem to be damaged goods.

Posted by: Grump928(c) blurts at June 21, 2017 03:40 PM (QQ+il)

168 They're having the sadz because they're realizing people aren't buying their shit anymore.

CNN has been "Trump is a monster!!!!" 24/7 since the election. They pimped Ossoff as hard as they could.

That look is the dim realization that they're losing power.

The days when Uncle Walt could bamboozle a trusting country are gone. They just didn't realize it because everyone they know thinks like they do.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 21, 2017 03:40 PM (ZM2xo)

169 Yes she is. And she likes posting selfies while wearing tight outfits. I approve of that.

You have my attention. You talking Twitter, Instagram, what?

Important details for an important ~~investi-~~ matter.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 21, 2017 03:40 PM (u0s1P)

170 The endgame of this hacking conspiracy theory is to cancel democracy altogether, because it can't be trusted. Seriously. That's the prize they have their eyes on.
Posted by: zombie

...

I think they will keep the fig leaf of democracy forever as their justification for rule - even despots tend to give lip service to some sort of validation of their power.

But they will always hold in hand this tool to invalidate any given result and seek to undermine and if possible actually reverse the results of any given election.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2017 03:41 PM (yL25O)

171 All of my hacking, and all I got out of it was green slime on my bathroom mirror.

Cough... Hacck.....farTTT

Posted by: Shillary at June 21, 2017 03:41 PM (8ikIW)

172 Even on Fox they kinda had the sadz. Not as blunt as CNN, but not a lot of smiles to be had either on the "fair and balanced" network.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 21, 2017 03:41 PM (zgNJq)

173 Can't stand man buns. I'd rather men just wear their long hair loose than wear those stupid things.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2017 03:41 PM (qES5k)

174 The only one hacking Georgia's election system was Obama's DHS - and the rednecks caught them.

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2017 03:41 PM (9TU00)

175 John King.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2017 03:37 PM (8XRCm)
..........

Well John, we can still give Hillary California, right?

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at June 21, 2017 03:41 PM (HgMAr)

176 or do it just for the giggles
you know you laugh!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 21, 2017 03:36 PM
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Oh, I laugh like a lunatic every day here. And I learn new things. Lots of new things. Things I don't think I could learn anywhere else.

But the most important thing I've learned here is don't ever look up an unfamiliar term. {shudder}

Posted by: bluebell ~ Mangiamo! at June 21, 2017 03:42 PM (sBOL1)

177 Most child actors seem to be damaged goods.
Posted by: Grump928(c) blurts at June 21, 2017 03:40 PM (QQ+il)

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Hey.... YOU get held down while some fag producer sticks his dick up your butt and see if you're not a little off....

Posted by: River Phoenix at June 21, 2017 03:42 PM (8XRCm)

178 Samuel L. Jackson became one hysterical bitch over this election.

I hope he had a fucking meltdown.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at June 21, 2017 03:42 PM (oVJmc)

179 Note to the Left: The problem is not that the DNC suffered hacks from the Russians. The problem is that it suffers from hacks in its leadership.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2017 03:43 PM (AM1GF)

180 ". . . unexpectedly, but gently, sodomized by an elk. . . "

Forget the headlines (no, don't, they're too good), these little gems, sprinkled through his posts like despair through a bowl of Kaboom!, are what keeps me coming back, and back, and back. . .

Also, the comments. The Hillary! ones I can't read at work because laughter and any sign of joy or merriment are frowned on here.

Posted by: biblio at June 21, 2017 03:43 PM (6FY0P)

181 "Hack", you mean like with an axe? Or a cough?

(cough) (hack) (cough)

Posted by: Hillary!! at June 21, 2017 03:43 PM (7uYFy)

182 I was sodomized by an elk one time when I fell off my dirt bike and hit my head. I came to and the damn thing was in me deep. I tried yelling at him in Chinese but he didn't understand.

Posted by: Jon Huntsman at June 21, 2017 03:43 PM (l4aLi)

183 My youngest BIL, who works at CNN, asked my husband to stop calling CNN "the Communist News Network" or "the Clinton News Network."

He tried to insist they're not slanted in their newz. My husband ridiculed him and BIL finally said, "Okay, just call us the Chicken Noodle Network."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:43 PM (PY9jH)

184
Buy Wambulance futures.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2017 03:43 PM (ZO497)

185 Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2017 03:43 PM (AM1GF)

Well said. I might even put it on a whiteboard sign. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2017 03:43 PM (qES5k)

186 Have you seen the story about the new Ken dolls? They have come out with several new ones, including the man-bun edition.

Oh yes.

Posted by: bluebell
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With Crocs?

Barbie has always been a beard.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2017 03:44 PM (ZO497)

187 The endgame of this hacking conspiracy theory is to cancel democracy altogether, because it can't be trusted. Seriously. That's the prize they have their eyes on.
Posted by: zombie

Going to be a hoot if they get what they wanted...just with the power not in their hands.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2017 03:44 PM (AM1GF)

188 Same with all the absentee ballots, way harder to bus people around and vote in person than just mail thousands of fraudulent ballots in

Posted by: publix at June 21, 2017 03:39 PM (dcAlh)

___

This is what the GOP should focus on. Early/absentee voting is nothing but a Democrat fraud scheme. It's absurd that you can vote 6 weeks early in some places.

Make it so that unless there are extreme circumstances - you're sick, you're travelling overseas with proof of a ticket, etc - you vote on election day, in person, end of story.

And when the ACLU bitches and moans, just say hey man, we're simply doing what NY States has been doing forever. So unless you are accusing NY State of racism, FUCK OFF.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 21, 2017 03:44 PM (zgNJq)

189 Samuel L. Jackson became one hysterical bitch over this election.

What's in my wallet? The money I didn't spend on any of your movies since Coming to American.

Posted by: Grump928(c) blurts at June 21, 2017 03:44 PM (QQ+il)

190 Couldn't we go back to ballot boxes and purple die, it works so well in other places.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 21, 2017 03:45 PM (WLK0w)

191 Stunning, indeed.

Posted by: Grump928(c) blurts at June 21, 2017 03:45 PM (QQ+il)

192 Just going to say, you know. Voter ID would take care of a lot of this crap. Why don't the D's like elections you can accurately certify?

Posted by: Kitsapbass at June 21, 2017 03:45 PM (v3pYe)

193 182 I was sodomized by an elk one time when I fell off my dirt bike and hit my head. I came to and the damn thing was in me deep. I tried yelling at him in Chinese but he didn't understand.
Posted by: Jon Huntsman at June 21, 2017 03:43 PM (l4aLi)

...

Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2017 03:45 PM (yL25O)

194 Paper ballots and purple dye on your finger.Make it very difficult for the dead to vote.

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2017 03:45 PM (rmVvL)

195 Samuel L. Jackson became one hysterical bitch over this election.

I hope he had a fucking meltdown.

Is he still f**king his granddaughter? Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:45 PM (PY9jH)

196 Samuel L. Jackson became one hysterical bitch over this election.

"He's got nothing on me!"
-Joss Whedon

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2017 03:45 PM (39g3+)

197 sigh.

I was going for a "moose bit my sister once" joke.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2017 03:46 PM (yL25O)

198 Senator Reid never told me he was an elk.

Posted by: Cub Scout at June 21, 2017 03:46 PM (l4aLi)

199 The endgame of this hacking conspiracy theory is to cancel democracy altogether, because it can't be trusted. Seriously.

You'll get your thumb purple.
Seriously. We could institute elections in Iraq after a war. We can & will do it here.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2017 03:46 PM (Ak/GS)

200 Tom Price won the 6th with 61.7% of the vote while Handel won with a mere 51.9%.

Viewed in context, the election was a stunning rebuke of president Trump.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at June 21, 2017 03:44 PM (xh6Nq)

It's going to be an early night. Again

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2017 03:46 PM (493sH)

201 Dana Bash's shockface resembles someone who has just been unexpectedly, but gently, sodomized by an elk.

Walruses have corkscrew penii so I'm going to say sodomized by a walrus.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 21, 2017 03:46 PM (hJrjt)

202 Don't say I never gave you anything.

The new Ken doll: http://preview.tinyurl.com/yczv333p

Posted by: bluebell ~ Mangiamo! at June 21, 2017 03:46 PM (sBOL1)

203 183 My youngest BIL, who works at CNN, asked my husband to stop calling CNN "the Communist News Network" or "the Clinton News Network."

He tried to insist they're not slanted in their newz. My husband ridiculed him and BIL finally said, "Okay, just call us the Chicken Noodle Network."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:43 PM (PY9jH)

I'm sure if you ask politely the Horde will come up with some other phrases CNN is an acronym for that your husband can use.

Posted by: buzzion at June 21, 2017 03:46 PM (z/Ubi)

204 And when the ACLU bitches and moans, just say hey man, we're simply doing what NY States has been doing forever. So unless you are accusing NY State of racism, FUCK OFF.
Posted by: #neverskankles at June 21, 2017 03:44 PM (zgNJq)

I've been saying for years that all the states should adopt NY's voting policies. No early votes. Restricted Absentee. One Day voting. Register Months in advance. Closed primaries.

Posted by: Iblis at June 21, 2017 03:46 PM (9221z)

205 What's in my wallet? The money I didn't spend on any of your movies since Coming to American.

That was Eddie Murphy.

Is he still f**king his granddaughter? Seriously.

I thought that was also Eddie Murphy.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 21, 2017 03:46 PM (u0s1P)

206 This is what the GOP should focus on. Early/absentee voting is nothing but a Democrat fraud scheme. It's absurd that you can vote 6 weeks early in some places.

Make it so that unless there are extreme circumstances - you're sick, you're travelling overseas with proof of a ticket, etc - you vote on election day, in person, end of story.

And when the ACLU bitches and moans, just say hey man, we're simply doing what NY States has been doing forever. So unless you are accusing NY State of racism, FUCK OFF.
Posted by: #neverskankles

+++++

Yes, it's called ELECTION DAY for a reason, not ELECTION MONTH

Absentee ballots used to be like 1% of the equation, you had to have a good reason

Posted by: publix at June 21, 2017 03:47 PM (dcAlh)

207 Posted by: Bill Wynn at June 21, 2017 03:44 PM (xh6Nq)

We missed you last night, to tell us it would be an early night for Karen Handel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:47 PM (PY9jH)

208 Stop! Stop!! I can only get so erect!!!

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at June 21, 2017 03:47 PM (oZ6kz)

209 189 Tom Price won the 6th with 61.7% of the vote while Handel won with a mere 51.9%.

Viewed in context, the election was a stunning rebuke of president Trump.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at June 21, 2017 03:44 PM (xh6Nq)

___
Trump won it with 47% of the vote.
Conclusion: you are still an imbecile

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 21, 2017 03:47 PM (zgNJq)

210 It's going to be an early night.

Humorously, it was.

Posted by: Grump928(c) blurts at June 21, 2017 03:47 PM (QQ+il)

211 Have you seen the story about the new Ken dolls? They have come out with several new ones, including the man-bun edition.

I just had to slide up in a Nissan and cock an eyebrow for Barbie to hop in all slutted up. With this kind of competition you're pretty much showered in panties

Posted by: GI Joe at June 21, 2017 03:47 PM (39g3+)

212 It's fun knowing that the left is feeling how we felt back around '08.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2017 03:47 PM (KUaJL)

213 196 Samuel L. Jackson became one hysterical bitch over this election.

I hope he had a fucking meltdown.

Is he still f**king his granddaughter? Seriously.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:45 PM (PY9jH)/i]

Isn't that Morgan Freeman?

Posted by: buzzion at June 21, 2017 03:47 PM (z/Ubi)

214 one thing I do know.

last night was an early night.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 21, 2017 03:47 PM (mBTWK)

215 And Bill Wynn is in with the easily-debunked face-saving scenario.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2017 03:47 PM (oVJmc)

216 Samuel L. Jackson became one hysterical bitch over this election.

My wife got the Tarzan 2016 DVD from the library and we watched it yesterday. Not a great movie, but lots of CGI. Sammy Jackson is in it and even though the movie takes place in 1890, Sammy talks like he's in that damn credit card commercial.
What does he play in his next movie? A Russian submarine commander?

Posted by: Shillary at June 21, 2017 03:47 PM (8ikIW)

217 Ah the faces that say: "I am bravely enduring the hurt we Superiors must endure from the poor voting choices of you cousin-humping rubes."

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 21, 2017 03:47 PM (QtQaN)

218 You'll get your thumb purple.

How does that work for Egg McMuffin and the other Human Thumbs? I'm not nay-saying, just curious.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 21, 2017 03:48 PM (u0s1P)

219 Buckwheat is dead?!

Posted by: Grump928(c) blurts at June 21, 2017 03:48 PM (QQ+il)

220 The only hacks in the recent elections are the candidates the democrats keep trying to foist upon us.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 21, 2017 03:48 PM (ARzf8)

221 Being a left wing radical doesn't hurt one's career.Try making some conservative remarks and see what happens.You can tell the stars who aren't lefties by their silence on politics.

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2017 03:48 PM (rmVvL)

222 I kind of had a cork-screw penis.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at June 21, 2017 03:48 PM (a94gW)

223 Still LMO!!! (Laughing My Ossoff!!!)

Posted by: Dang at June 21, 2017 03:48 PM (8b+oT)

224 I was going for a "moose bit my sister once" joke.

A moose bit my sister once.
...once

Posted by: Danny Vermin at June 21, 2017 03:48 PM (39g3+)

225 Sockoff

Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2017 03:48 PM (8ikIW)

226 Just going to say, you know. Voter ID would take care of a lot of this crap. Why don't the D's like elections you can accurately certify?
Posted by: Kitsapbass
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That would be racist.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2017 03:48 PM (kusha)

227 I've been saying for years that all the states should adopt NY's voting policies. No early votes. Restricted Absentee. One Day voting. Register Months in advance. Closed primaries.
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And what's shocking is that it's New York.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 21, 2017 03:48 PM (vg8iE)

228 Democrats are big proponents of voter ID in third world shitholes, not so here though.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 21, 2017 03:48 PM (6Ll1u)

229 Samuel L. Jackson became one hysterical bitch over this election.

I hope he had a fucking meltdown.

Is he still f**king his granddaughter? Seriously.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:45 PM (PY9jH)/i]

Isn't that Morgan Freeman?
Posted by: buzzion at June 21, 2017 03:47 PM (z/Ubi)

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Jeesus mother fuckers..... we ALL look alike to you white folk.... dont we!!!

Posted by: Samuel L Jackson at June 21, 2017 03:49 PM (8XRCm)

230 "Most child actors seem to be damaged goods.

Posted by: Grump928(c) blurts at June 21, 2017 03:40 PM (QQ+il)"

Yeah, it is sad. An exception seems to be Candace Cameron from Full House who has grown into a lovely and normal woman. I suspect her strong Christian upbringing helped with that.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 21, 2017 03:49 PM (OD2ni)

231
Isn't that Morgan Freeman?

Posted by: buzzion at June 21, 2017 03:47 PM (z/Ubi)

Yeah, I think you're right.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:49 PM (PY9jH)

232 BIL finally said, "Okay, just call us the Chicken Noodle Network."
Yeah, no. Chicken and/or Noodle produces are good for a cold, proverbial. CNN transmits the electronic equivalent of disease.

Posted by: Sporkatus at June 21, 2017 03:49 PM (eXSOZ)

233 Tom Price was an incumbent, not a newcomer with an opponent outspending ~2-3:1, after redistricting.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2017 03:49 PM (oVJmc)

234 I went 0-4 today, flying out all 4 times to center field. My team lost the game, 3-0.

But.... I almost hit a home run each time, so really you could say I hit 4 home runs and we kinda sorta won 4-3.

Posted by: Democrat Baseball Player at June 21, 2017 03:50 PM (zgNJq)

235
Walruses have corkscrew penii so I'm going to say sodomized by a walrus.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 21, 2017 03:46 PM (hJrjt)
The walrus is a piker.

Posted by: Blue Whale With A 4ft Long Oosik at June 21, 2017 03:50 PM (l4aLi)

236 189 Tom Price won the 6th with 61.7% of the vote while Handel won with a mere 51.9%.

Viewed in context, the election was a stunning rebuke of president Trump.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at June 21, 2017 03:44 PM (xh6Nq)

From last night:

750 726 Why Georgia 6 spells trouble for the Republicans in '18.

--Breathless GOPe Shitheels Tomorrow on a Website Near You

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 20, 2017 09:54 PM (F0ZHr)

'Tom Price won with 61.6% and Handel only won with x%. This spells trouble for the Republicans."

Expect the Gumby and Bill Wynn's to start pushing that.
Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2017 09:58 PM (cAnNx)

Posted by: buzzion at June 21, 2017 03:50 PM (z/Ubi)

237 ...someone who has just been unexpectedly, but gently, sodomized by an elk.

Now...I wasn't in that movie!

Posted by: Ned Beatty at June 21, 2017 03:50 PM (WLK0w)

238 And what's shocking is that it's New York.

They know they're safely Democrat so they don't have to worry about it harming their fraud.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2017 03:50 PM (39g3+)

239 The endgame of this hacking conspiracy theory is to
cancel democracy altogether, because it can't be trusted. Seriously.
That's the prize they have their eyes on.

Posted by: zombie at June 21, 2017 03:21 PM (DQ4Fv)

My worry is a situation where Dems win the House in 2018, hold hearings on "hacking of elections", declare that Trump is illegitimate, the left riots in DC and some Dem governors (Such as VA) send troops in to "restore order" which is used as a pretext for forcing out Trump and Pence.

Unlikely? Sure? Impossible? No way. It may fail, and in fact would be likely to fail, but that doesn't mean that they wouldn't try.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 21, 2017 03:50 PM (fKWf6)

240 What does he play in his next movie? A Russian submarine commander?

Posted by: Shillary at June 21, 2017 03:47 PM (8ikIW)

I love that everyone else who was playing a Russian at least tried to fake a Russian accent whereas Sean Connery was all let me think, no.

Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 21, 2017 03:50 PM (mf5HN)

241 Are elk more rapey than porpoises?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 21, 2017 03:50 PM (ZM2xo)

242 230 Samuel L. Jackson became one hysterical bitch over this election.

I hope he had a fucking meltdown.

Is he still f**king his granddaughter? Seriously.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:45 PM (PY9jH)/i]

Isn't that Morgan Freeman?
Posted by: buzzion at June 21, 2017 03:47 PM (z/Ubi)

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Jeesus mother fuckers..... we ALL look alike to you white folk.... dont we!!!
Posted by: Samuel L Jackson at June 21, 2017 03:49 PM (8XRCm)

But why are you letting Morgan Freeman do your granddaughter?

Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2017 03:51 PM (yL25O)

243 "We was hacked" keeps them in the tribe. "We have some loons in our midst" doesn't. Somebody in that party might eventually force the issue - but may die for the effort.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 21, 2017 03:51 PM (bAtqf)

244 You don't come here for hunting, do you?

Posted by: The Elk at June 21, 2017 03:51 PM (QQ+il)

245 I saw it posted that it cost the Dems 200 dollars a vote.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 21, 2017 03:51 PM (dKiJG)

246 If i had shut my eyes during Ossoff's concession speech, I would have sworn it was Obumma talking. Same hesitation, same soft word endings, same useless bullshit.
I watched a lot of CNN last night for the first time in months, and laughed and laughed and laughed. Still smiling today.

Posted by: mikeyslaw at June 21, 2017 03:51 PM (JZJ9v)

247 Tom Price won the 6th with 61.7% of the vote while Handel won with a mere 51.9%.

Viewed in context, the election was a stunning rebuke of president Trump.
Posted by: Bill Wynn

++++

Tom Price's last Democrat rival spent under $1000 on his campaign.

He basically ran uncontested, some literally speculated the guy didn't even exist as there was no campaign

Posted by: publix at June 21, 2017 03:51 PM (dcAlh)

248 Absentee ballots used to be like 1% of the equation, you had to have a good reason

Posted by: publix at June 21, 2017 03:47 PM (dcAlh)

The ability to cheat needs to be incorporated into the fundamental process of voting to ensure that "Democracy" remains firmly in the control of the Progressive/Democrat/Socialist Oligarchy!

You simply can't trust the "people" to know what's actually best for them.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2017 03:51 PM (gwPgz)

249 Sammy Jackson is in it and even though the movie takes place in 1890, Sammy talks like he's in that damn credit card commercial.

SLJ's range goes from here --->|<---to here.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2017 03:51 PM (oVJmc)

250 Dana Bash's shockface resembles someone who has just been unexpectedly, but gently, sodomized by an elk.
----
The Shriners had been slowly circling him in their tiny cars all night. He had to know something was gonna go down...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2017 03:51 PM (QGoUX)

251 89 Tom Price won the 6th with 61.7% of the vote while Handel won with a mere 51.9%.

Posted by: Bill Wynn
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Count how many times the word, "won" is in that sentence and then pay really special attention to where it appears in the sentence. Some super key information there.

Posted by: Dang at June 21, 2017 03:51 PM (8b+oT)

252 I love that everyone else who was playing a Russian at least tried to fake a Russian accent whereas Sean Connery was all let me think, no.

Normally, the director would have some say in that kind of thing. But not with Connery.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 21, 2017 03:52 PM (u0s1P)

253

Deplorables +1

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 21, 2017 03:52 PM (fceHP)

254 I just had to slide up in a Nissan and cock an eyebrow for Barbie to hop in all slutted up. With this kind of competition you're pretty much showered in panties
Posted by: GI Joe
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Yeah, no one was throwing their panties at Barry Manilow.

Posted by: Tom Jones at June 21, 2017 03:52 PM (ZO497)

255 I can read the news too.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 21, 2017 03:52 PM (QtQaN)

256 I'm all for using this Teachable Moment to for real fix the electoral system in a solidly bipartisan way.

Let's get rid of early balloting and motor voter registration, and have national standards for voter ID and purging of voter rolls if you want your results to be counted in nationwide races. And if you're handing out drivers licenses to non-citizens, that can't be the ID used in voting.
Posted by: TexasDan

They wont allow an electoral fix until Republicans learn to cheat as well as they do.

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2017 03:52 PM (9TU00)

257 Isn't that Morgan Freeman?

Posted by: buzzion at June 21, 2017 03:47 PM (z/Ubi)

Yeah, I think you're right.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Wait, Samuel L. Jackson is f***ing Morgan Freeman?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2017 03:52 PM (AM1GF)

258 214 Isn't that Morgan Freeman?

Posted by: buzzionOr Woody Allen?

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 21, 2017 03:52 PM (6jaju)

259 Samuel L. Jackson became one hysterical bitch over this election.
........

What's in his wallet? Nothing after donating it all to the Dem loser.

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2017 03:52 PM (HgMAr)

260 "I saw it posted that it cost the Dems 200 dollars a vote.

"pikers"
-Jeb Bush

Seriously people talk about getting the money out of Politics, and Donald Trump is doing it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2017 03:52 PM (39g3+)

261 Thanks for the grief porn Ace! My Schadenboner juts took the rest of the week off.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2017 03:53 PM (2S3bc)

262

Trump calling CNN Fake News has really changed things.

Trump of little words, but big impact.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 21, 2017 03:53 PM (fceHP)

263 259 214 Isn't that Morgan Freeman?

Posted by: buzzionOr Woody Allen?
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 21, 2017 03:52 PM (6jaju)

No Woody Allen is screwing his daughter.

Posted by: buzzion at June 21, 2017 03:53 PM (z/Ubi)

264 In Illinois, at least in Cook County, you can REGISTER AND VOTE on Election Day, at your local polling place.

Why bother with the hassle of marking all those absentee ballots when you can just go in, or send in, your designated fraudsters.

Judges of Election are basically volunteers from the community who earn a stipend in return for working 2 days, set up and election day, plus some training days as well in how to use the equipment.

Expecting them to process voter registration at the same time an election is taking place, and there are angry people being inconvenienced while you try and determine the legitimacy of various documents presented to register, is a nightmare. So election day registrants face less scrutiny under those conditions.

Which is why Illinois/Cook County does it that way.

Posted by: Boots at June 21, 2017 03:53 PM (EBwPV)

265 Ha! My plot to overthrow United States by inserting additional Republican Congresswoman from deep south is Verking! Hahahaahahaa...!

Posted by: Vladimir at June 21, 2017 03:53 PM (QtQaN)

266 those sadz leftist commentariates just need some young hentai tentacle bondage porn to cheer them right up.

Facing reality is a bitch, but their fake news world sustains them most days.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 21, 2017 03:53 PM (Uh5GM)

267 210 189 Tom Price won the 6th with 61.7% of the vote while Handel won with a mere 51.9%.

Viewed in context, the election was a stunning rebuke of president Trump.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at June 21, 2017 03:44 PM (xh6Nq)

___
Trump won it with 47% of the vote.
Conclusion: you are still an imbecile

****

But muh south, all you southerners are inbred hick losers, cough cough white...and on and on.

Posted by: Jeb Bush's historic concession speech at June 21, 2017 03:53 PM (9xFrC)

268 Ossoff's concession speech sure was uplifting.

"It's a dark night in Georgia......dark night in the U. S......dark night in the world."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:53 PM (PY9jH)

269 That look is the dim realization that they're losing power.

The days when Uncle Walt could bamboozle a trusting country are gone. They just didn't realize it because everyone they know thinks like they do.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 21, 2017 03:40 PM (ZM2xo)

Like all of these clowns donating money and time for lame-ass Democrat politicians of all things.

These folks are coming to the realization that they have shot themselves in the head professionally for nothing.

They squandered their reputations and scrapped their code of professionalism

for politicians. For political hacks who couldn't give a flying fuck about them

They chose the role of lickspittle lapdog for zip, zero, nada.

They will never be able to regain their reputations over this. Never.

Well, I say never, but they would have to go after Hillary! and King Putz and the rest of the corrupt Dims hammer and tong to regain something like their previous reputations.

Lots of out in the open material there. Just sayin'.

bu-u-ut we all know that will never happen.

So, into the dumpster of shame you go MSMweenies.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 21, 2017 03:53 PM (NyJwR)

270 It was s rumor that Morgan Freeman was having sex with his step granddaughter-his wife's grandaughter and he denied it. I don't think Samuel Jackson has any grandchildren.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2017 03:53 PM (qES5k)

271 Didn't Bill Wynn pretend to be a concerned Christian conservative when he arrived here?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2017 03:53 PM (oVJmc)

272 The Left always overplay their hand. Unfortunately many times they have the nuts and it doesn't matter that they play it wrong. Lucky for us , their luck has been turning.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 21, 2017 03:54 PM (9GhFt)

273 Is this a religion? They all look like the "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" and stole the election.

Trump should declare the Progressive Left as a religion...then some conservative atheist can sue to remove all its religious symbols from government property.

Posted by: William Eaton at June 21, 2017 03:54 PM (MuTTO)

274 Isn't that Morgan Freeman?

Posted by: buzzion at June 21, 2017 03:47 PM (z/Ubi)

Yeah, I think you're right.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Wait, Samuel L. Jackson is f***ing Morgan Freeman?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2017 03:52 PM (AM1GF)

They're having a three way with Eddie Murphy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2017 03:54 PM (493sH)

275 The dogs won't eat the dog food for some reason. Hacked!

Posted by: DNC Marketing at June 21, 2017 03:54 PM (JO9+V)

276 >>>>Paper ballots and purple dye on your finger.Make it very difficult for the dead to vote.
.
.
.That shit right there will cause the Zombie Apocalypse. Democrats will pay Billions to find something to animate the dead so they can vote and presto! Zombies everywhere.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 21, 2017 03:54 PM (0pcwX)

277 "You have my attention. You talking Twitter, Instagram, what?

Important details for an important investi- matter.
Posted by: Lance McCormick"

Check out a picture posted on May 12 to her Twitter account of her stretching. It will get a rise out of you.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 21, 2017 03:54 PM (OD2ni)

278 Hacking votes, hanging chads... it's all the same.

Posted by: Dang at June 21, 2017 03:54 PM (8b+oT)

279 Morgan Freeman screwed his Wife's Granddaughter.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 21, 2017 03:54 PM (dKiJG)

280 And what's shocking is that it's New York.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 21, 2017 03:48 PM (vg8iE)

Once the left gets in power, it stacks the deck to keep it that way.
Hence the famous alleged conversation between Castro and Ortega " You lost a what?"

Posted by: Iblis at June 21, 2017 03:54 PM (9221z)

281 "Posted by: Bill Wynn at June 21, 2017 03:44 PM (xh6Nq)"

You're fired!

Posted by: Chris M at June 21, 2017 03:54 PM (eAZVt)

282 257 I'm all for using this Teachable Moment to for real fix the electoral system in a solidly bipartisan way.

Let's get rid of early balloting and motor voter registration, and have national standards for voter ID and purging of voter rolls if you want your results to be counted in nationwide races. And if you're handing out drivers licenses to non-citizens, that can't be the ID used in voting.
Posted by: TexasDan

They wont allow an electoral fix until Republicans learn to cheat as well as they do.
Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2017 03:52 PM (9TU00)

...

Right, but theoretically it's not up to them.

And the GOP would have all the cover from their recent comments to charge ahead and say hey, we're listening to your concerns and "doing something".

Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2017 03:54 PM (yL25O)

283 What's in his wallet? Nothing after donating it all to the Dem loser.

See, now with a little work, that's Johnny Carson-level monologue stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2017 03:54 PM (39g3+)

284 272 Didn't Bill Wynn pretend to be a concerned Christian conservative when he arrived here?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2017 03:53 PM (oVJmc)

No he pretended to be a COC Republican.

Posted by: buzzion at June 21, 2017 03:54 PM (z/Ubi)

285 Normally, the director would have some say in that kind of thing. But not with Connery.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 21, 2017 03:52 PM (u0s1P)

McTiernan: Mr. Connery, I think you should do a Russian accent what with you being a Russian piloting a Russian submarine.

Connery: No.

McTiernan: Okie dokie.

Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 21, 2017 03:55 PM (mf5HN)

286 - Voter ID
- No early voting
- No absentee voting
- Proof of citizenship to register
- Voter rolls purged every 2 years, ie you have to register for every election.

Do these things and Democrats won't win dog catcher races, let alone the presidency.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 21, 2017 03:55 PM (zgNJq)

287 Didn't Bill Wynn pretend to be a concerned Christian conservative when he arrived here?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2017 03:53 PM (oVJmc)

Billy told us he was in tight with the Chamber of Commerce and we'd be wise not to mock him.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2017 03:55 PM (493sH)

288 Who ever is doing all this hacking I hope they keep it up. Why didn't we think of this sooner?

Posted by: Max Power at June 21, 2017 03:55 PM (q177U)

289 Samuel Jackson is still pissed because Trump denies remembering playing golf with him.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 21, 2017 03:55 PM (9GhFt)

290 Ossoff's concession speech sure was uplifting.

"It's a dark night in Georgia......dark night in the U. S......dark night in the world."

I'm Batman.

Posted by: Batman, the Dark Knight at June 21, 2017 03:55 PM (u0s1P)

291 The best gif I've seen was on the ONT a couple days ago.

Some millennial gurl, crying with like a water hose of tears coming out of her eyes, while an animated torso of D.Trump floated around the screen, mouth open drinking up the tears.

Posted by: simplemind at June 21, 2017 03:55 PM (dqRnM)

292 Also, late to the game re: the unpleasantness at Flint's Bishop Airport. This is a nice, mellow little regional airport and I use it all the time when I fly home.

I think people on the Trusted Traveler list should be able to carry knives/brass knuckles/sap gloves/etc. I had to give up my tiny Swiss Army knife but this guy can get all stabby?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2017 03:55 PM (QGoUX)

293 I kind of had a cork-screw penis.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at June 21, 2017 03:48 PM (a94gW)
If it f##ks like a duck...

Posted by: Daffy Duck at June 21, 2017 03:56 PM (6hUAo)

294 Munce. Tice. Fee Tines A Mady.

Posted by: Buckwheat at June 21, 2017 03:56 PM (QQ+il)

295 Dana Bash's shockface resembles someone who has just been unexpectedly, but gently, sodomized by an elk.

Unexpectedly? Look ... me ... I'm a straight meat and potatoes buck. She insisted on the squeakhole. I had already paid for dinner so what was I supposed to do? Go home?

Posted by: Rudolph, with more than just a red nose at June 21, 2017 03:56 PM (rZ+mb)

296 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:53 PM (PY9jH)

Sounds like a winner in the "worse opening sentence(s)" of a novel category

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2017 03:56 PM (qES5k)

297 They wont allow an electoral fix until Republicans learn to cheat as well as they do.
Posted by: Jean

++++

It's a good point, and there should be conservative groups that basically push the envelope as it would bring Democrats to the table if we stole an election or two.

Posted by: publix at June 21, 2017 03:56 PM (dcAlh)

298 Democrat strategy:

1. Spend 183.8 million cubic metric shit tons of money.
2. No results or negative results
3. Tell everyone you won

Very similar to the underpants gnome business model

1. collect underpants
2. ????
3. profit

Posted by: Lemmiwinks and his flaming boner of winning at June 21, 2017 03:56 PM (WwFyb)

299 Morgan Freeman screwed his Wife's Granddaughter.

I know he has the voice and is rich but with that face, Mr McMoley gets a lot of women :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2017 03:56 PM (39g3+)

300 Ossoff's concession speech sure was uplifting.

"It's a dark night in Georgia......dark night in the U. S......dark night in the world."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:53 ...........I didn't listen to it, was it seriously like that? LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2017 03:56 PM (2S3bc)

301 the left riots in DC and some Dem governors (Such as VA) send troops in to "restore order" which is used as a pretext for forcing out Trump and Pence.

Unlikely? Sure? Impossible? No way. It may fail, and in fact would be likely to fail, but that doesn't mean that they wouldn't try.
Posted by: Colorado Alex

The VA State Guard probably voted 95-5 for Trump.

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2017 03:56 PM (9TU00)

302 Trump calling CNN Fake News has really changed things.

Trump of little words, but big impact.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 21, 2017 03:53 PM (fceHP)

Little hands, too, but big . . .

Posted by: Smiling Melania at June 21, 2017 03:57 PM (JO9+V)

303 This may be the new normal ... media sends out stories a few days before an election that may be too close to call. Articles suggest a less than honorable voting process. Then, if the 'right' candidate loses it's go time!

Posted by: Christian Toto at June 21, 2017 03:57 PM (GppXG)

304 Hacking votes, hanging chads... it's all the same.

Posted by: Dang at June 21, 2017 03:54 PM (8b+oT)
=======

I once knew a hung Chad.

Posted by: Shep! at June 21, 2017 03:57 PM (vg8iE)

305 A few of those anchors look like they're wondering if Handel has any baseball practice on the horizon

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 21, 2017 03:57 PM (AYoWs)

306 Ossoff's concession speech sure was uplifting.

"It's a dark night in Georgia......dark night in the U. S......dark night in the world."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:53 PM (PY9jH)

As opposed to those really sunny night?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2017 03:57 PM (493sH)

307 Ossoff really said that ? sounds like a teenage goth' s post on Tumblr. just before coming out as a Buffy character

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 21, 2017 03:57 PM (mBTWK)

308 McTiernan: Okie dokie.

Yeah, the fact that I couldn't remember and then didn't recognize the director's name is part of that particular puzzle.

(For some value of "puzzle.")

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 21, 2017 03:58 PM (u0s1P)

309 265 In Illinois, at least in Cook County, you can REGISTER AND VOTE on Election Day, at your local polling place.

Why bother with the hassle of marking all those absentee ballots when you can just go in, or send in, your designated fraudsters.

Judges of Election are basically volunteers from the community who earn a stipend in return for working 2 days, set up and election day, plus some training days as well in how to use the equipment.

Expecting them to process voter registration at the same time an election is taking place, and there are angry people being inconvenienced while you try and determine the legitimacy of various documents presented to register, is a nightmare. So election day registrants face less scrutiny under those conditions.

Which is why Illinois/Cook County does it that way.
Posted by: Boots at June 21, 2017 03:53 PM (EBwPV)

____

Several states allow this too. And amazingly, those states ALWAYS go Democrat in close races.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 21, 2017 03:58 PM (zgNJq)

310 Dana Bash's looks-like-someone's-got-a-case-of-the-Tuesdays face resembles someone who has just been unexpectedly, but gently, sodomized by an elk.

I originally read that as "sodomized by an ELF !

Posted by: Hillary!! at June 21, 2017 03:58 PM (7uYFy)

311 He's 30 years old. Ossoff can always carpetbag in another election.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2017 03:58 PM (qES5k)

312 "Sammy Jackson is in it and even though the movie takes place in 1890, Sammy talks like he's in that damn credit card commercial.
What does he play in his next movie? A Russian submarine commander?"

He's starring in a remake of "The Desert Fox".

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 21, 2017 03:58 PM (xTVoK)

313 "Georgia election hacked, do they even have computers in Georgia?
"

Of course we do. We use them to plan our KKK meetings and teach hate to our kids.

Posted by: Ripley at June 21, 2017 03:59 PM (MxEKc)

314 McTiernan: Mr. Connery, I think you should do a Russian accent what with you being a Russian piloting a Russian submarine.

Sean Connery's range was, shall we say, limited. But he was always fun to watch, so it worked anyway. I think he could tone down the accent very slightly, and that's about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2017 03:59 PM (39g3+)

315 The VA State Guard probably voted 95-5 for Trump.

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2017 03:56 PM (9TU00)

You don't tell them what's actually going on. You tell them "You're going in to restore order."

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 21, 2017 03:59 PM (fKWf6)

316 Our entire election process is pure like the driven snow, the people who cheated at debates told us

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 21, 2017 03:59 PM (AYoWs)

317 Wait - Bill Wynn is real and Paolo is fake?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 21, 2017 03:59 PM (bAtqf)

318 Ossoff's concession speech sure was uplifting.

"It's a dark night in Georgia......dark night in the U. S......dark night in the world."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:53

And then the band played "The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia" followed by a cover of the Doors' "The End".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2017 04:00 PM (rZ+mb)

319 "It's a dark night in Georgia......dark night in the U. S......dark night in the world."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:53 PM (PY9jH)

Was it "It's a Rainy Night in Georgia" or is it "The Night the Light Went Out in Georgia?"

Posted by: JoeF. at June 21, 2017 04:00 PM (7uYFy)

320 They wont allow an electoral fix until Republicans learn to cheat as well as they do.
Posted by: Jean

++++

It's a good point, and there should be conservative groups that basically push the envelope as it would bring Democrats to the table if we stole an election or two.
Posted by: publix

We need Bannon to threaten to do it, the resulting meltdown will be epic.

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2017 04:00 PM (9TU00)

321

hehe, can't get enough of those headshots

they all look like they are sucking lemons*

* (I know - Don Lemon, yada yada but that's not what I mean

)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 21, 2017 04:00 PM (fceHP)

322 All these liberal tears made my pudding runny and my popcorn soggy.

Posted by: Roy at June 21, 2017 04:00 PM (7n4KQ)

323 I think people on the Trusted Traveler list should be able to carry knives/brass knuckles/sap gloves/etc. I had to give up my tiny Swiss Army knife but this guy can get all stabby?

I was under the impression that was pre-security. But I could be mistaken.

Anyway, every so often there are calls to move (or add) screening earlier, and so far, those calls have been shot down and ridiculed. Not sure they always will be.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 21, 2017 04:01 PM (u0s1P)

324 Ossoff's concession speech sure was uplifting.

"It's a dark night in Georgia......dark night in the U. S......dark night in the world."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:53 PM (PY9jH)

As opposed to those really sunny nights?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2017 03:57 PM (493sH)

ROFLMAO!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2017 04:01 PM (rZ+mb)

325 You idiots should listen to a true conservative like my friend Bill Wynn. He is just trying to help.

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at June 21, 2017 04:01 PM (OD2ni)

326 Or was it a "Midnight Train to Georgia?"
So confusing....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 21, 2017 04:01 PM (7uYFy)

327 313 "Sammy Jackson is in it and even though the movie takes place in 1890, Sammy talks like he's in that damn credit card commercial.
What does he play in his next movie? A Russian submarine commander?"

He's starring in a remake of "The Desert Fox".
Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 21, 2017 03:58 PM (xTVoK)

I've HAD it with these motherfucking Panzers in this motherfucking desert!

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at June 21, 2017 04:01 PM (0mRoj)

328 The Paolo, he is fake as far as you know. He is a figment of your wife's fertile imagination. The car in your driveway? It is also a figment of your imagination. It is not the Paolo's.

Posted by: Paolo at June 21, 2017 04:01 PM (fKWf6)

329 Yeah, the fact that I couldn't remember and then didn't recognize the director's name is part of that particular puzzle.

(For some value of "puzzle.")
Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 21, 2017 03:58 PM (u0s1P)

He directed Die Hard and Predator as well as several other things

Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 21, 2017 04:02 PM (mf5HN)

330
off sock

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2017 04:02 PM (8XRCm)

331 As opposed to those really sunny nights?

The forecast for tonight is "dark."

Posted by: George Carlin at June 21, 2017 04:02 PM (7uYFy)

332 I think he could tone down the accent very slightly, and that's about it.
One of the odder things in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, now that I think back on it. The whole way through, Henry Jones Sr. has a Scottish accent - why isn't Indy's fake scotsman act any better than it is?

Posted by: Sporkatus at June 21, 2017 04:02 PM (eXSOZ)

333

The Tosser was a perfect candidate for the left.

lived at home with his parents
hollywood money
didn't live in district
smarmy
non-alpha body

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 21, 2017 04:02 PM (fceHP)

334 Sean Connery's range was, shall we say, limited.

----------

Ha! Just wait until I get that Penis Mightier! Then we'll see who's limited, you knave!

Posted by: Sean Connery at June 21, 2017 04:02 PM (7HtZB)

335 Was it "It's a Rainy Night in Georgia" or is it "The Night the Light Went Out in Georgia?"

Maybe "Midnight Train to Georgia" and then "There Ain't No Midnight Train."

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 21, 2017 04:02 PM (u0s1P)

336 The VA State Guard probably voted 95-5 for Trump.

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2017 03:56 PM (9TU00)

You don't tell them what's actually going on. You tell them "You're going in to restore order."
Posted by: Colorado Alex

Those old rednecks are a bit sharper than that - although if you said shoot all the lawyers you can find ... they might go for it.

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2017 04:03 PM (9TU00)

337 Seems like every time I see Samuel Jackson on TV he's threatening to rip me off or something.

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2017 04:03 PM (HgMAr)

338 Well, the Georgia election system was a victim of hacking, you know. It was ubama what did it. You see, a thief always says they was robbed.

Posted by: Eromero at June 21, 2017 04:03 PM (zLDYs)

339 315 McTiernan: Mr. Connery, I think you should do a Russian accent what with you being a Russian piloting a Russian submarine.

Sean Connery's range was, shall we say, limited. But he was always fun to watch, so it worked anyway. I think he could tone down the accent very slightly, and that's about it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2017 03:59 PM (39g3+)

==================================

Meh, just pretend thats how a Lithuanian accent sounds in Russian.

Posted by: Jackal at June 21, 2017 04:03 PM (Q1nYO)

340 "Sammy Jackson is in it and even though the movie takes place in 1890, Sammy talks like he's in that damn credit card commercial.
What does he play in his next movie? A Russian submarine commander?"

He's starring in a remake of "The Desert Fox".

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 21, 2017 03:58 PM (xTVoK)

I'm going to mother f***ing take mother f***ing Tobruk, if it's the last mother f***ing thing I do

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2017 04:03 PM (493sH)

341 Ossoff also said "this" is the beginning of something big. Not sure what he meant by that. Then he did his Obama impression when he said that y'all need to keep hope allllahve

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 21, 2017 04:03 PM (AYoWs)

342 Sean Connery's range was, shall we say, limited. But he was always fun to watch, so it worked anyway. I think he could tone down the accent very slightly, and that's about it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2017 03:59 PM (39g3+)
--
I loved him in "The Wind and the Lion" but even as a Berber chieftan he had a Scottish accent.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2017 04:03 PM (QGoUX)

343 Seems like every time I see Samuel Jackson on TV he's threatening to rip me off or something.
Posted by: wth at June 21, 2017 04:03 PM (HgMAr)

-----

Yes..... and that asshole needs to stop wearing his beret.

Cultural appropriation indeed.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2017 04:04 PM (8XRCm)

344 The Paolo, he is fake as far as you know. He is a figment of your wife's fertile imagination. The car in your driveway? It is also a figment of your imagination. It is not the Paolo's.
Posted by: Paolo

Why is The Paolo at my house? I don't have a pool.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2017 04:04 PM (Ak/GS)

345 The Paolo, he is fake as far as you know. He is a figment of your wife's fertile imagination. The car in your driveway? It is also a figment of your imagination. It is not the Paolo's.
Posted by: Paolo

So, were good, you drive a car. I assumed the motorcycle in driveway was Paolo.

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2017 04:04 PM (9TU00)

346 With scattered darkness until morning

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 21, 2017 04:04 PM (AYoWs)

347 He directed Die Hard and Predator as well as several other things.

Somehow he wasn't on my mental list of Directors I Should Be Familiar With.

I regret many of my life choices and will work to rectify the situation forthwith.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 21, 2017 04:04 PM (u0s1P)

348 Midnight Train to Georgia is a great song. I love me some Gladys and the Pips.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0F9lh8TiSM

Posted by: huerfano at June 21, 2017 04:04 PM (TO4Og)

349 "It's a dark night in Georgia......dark night in the U. S......dark night in the world."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:53

"That's the night the lights went out in Georgia, that's the night they hung an innocent man...."

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 21, 2017 04:04 PM (ZM2xo)

350 Why is The Paolo at my house? I don't have a pool.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2017 04:04 PM (Ak/GS)

No, but your wife does.

I'll see myself out.

Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 21, 2017 04:04 PM (mf5HN)

351 Breaking--the ISIS lunatics have blown up the Great Mosque in Mosul.

And, of course, are saying US aircraft did it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 21, 2017 04:05 PM (B+qrE)

352 hehe, can't get enough of those headshots

they all look like they are sucking lemons*
............

or the Lemon is sucking them.

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2017 04:05 PM (HgMAr)

353 The VA State Guard probably voted 95-5 for Trump.
Posted by: Jean

You don't tell them what's actually going on. You tell them "You're going in to restore order."
Posted by: Colorado Alex

Yeah...that's not going to work out too well...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2017 04:05 PM (AM1GF)

354 The left expected Ossoff to win easily, since Jagoff won the White House twice.

Posted by: Roy at June 21, 2017 04:05 PM (7n4KQ)

355 You got admit that Ossoff DOES look like the kind of candidate a Democrat laboratory would come up with--dreamy-eyes, somewhat swarthy-but-still-white, dark curls, whatever sexuality you want him to be..

Posted by: George Carlin at June 21, 2017 04:06 PM (7uYFy)

356 Breaking--the ISIS lunatics have blown up the Great Mosque in Mosul.

And, of course, are saying US aircraft did it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 21, 2017 04:05 PM (B+qrE)

It was Barry from Four Lions.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2017 04:06 PM (rZ+mb)

357 318 Wait - Bill Wynn is real and Paolo is fake?

For some value of real, by which I mean he is a prancing nancy egotrip troll who is so enthusiastically and consistently wrong, and who so totally pretends he has not lied repeatedly or ever been wrong, that it beggars the imagination.

He's a Dunning Kruger circus act without a net.

"Real", in the sense that reality is unrealistic.

Posted by: Sporkatus at June 21, 2017 04:06 PM (eXSOZ)

358 Paolo, he also mows the lawn.

Posted by: Paolo at June 21, 2017 04:06 PM (zZWkn)

359 He directed Die Hard and Predator as well as several other things

Yeah he's one of the best action directors in the world, but strangely gets little notice or respect. Also did Last Action hero, 13th warrior, etc.

Just don't listen to a voiceover, he believes he's making ART and that his work is much more significant than it really is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2017 04:06 PM (39g3+)

360
Billy told us he was in tight with the Chamber of Commerce and we'd be wise not to mock him.

Why? Does he get free pens or something?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2017 04:06 PM (oVJmc)

361 352 Breaking--the ISIS lunatics have blown up the Great Mosque in Mosul.

And, of course, are saying US aircraft did it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 21, 2017 04:05 PM (B+qrE)

How many "great" mosques are there (I know the real answer is none)

Posted by: CN at June 21, 2017 04:07 PM (2+tI4)

362 The Paolo, he is fake as far as you know. He is a figment of your wife's fertile imagination. The car in your driveway? It is also a figment of your imagination. It is not the Paolo's.

Um... Paolo? That's not my house. And the guy who's house it is? Yeah, he just pulled in behind that imaginary car and he's looking like he's ready to kick some imaginary ass.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 21, 2017 04:07 PM (Q6Lfj)

363 The left expected Ossoff to win easily, since Jagoff won the White House twice.
Posted by: Roy at June 21, 2017 04:05 PM (7n4KQ)

And don't think the Dems didn't have similar plans for Ossoff. That's why they are particularly butt-hurt today--elk or no elk. They saw this dork as their FUTURE>

Posted by: JoeF. at June 21, 2017 04:07 PM (7uYFy)

364
Why is The Paolo at my house? I don't have a pool.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2017 04:04 PM (Ak/GS)

------

ME: Rick, close your drapes at night. I could see you through the window banging your wife .

Rickb223: Ha ha ha......Shut it Fixer, you cant fool me. I wasnt at home at all last night.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2017 04:07 PM (8XRCm)

365 Breaking--the ISIS lunatics have blown up the Great Mosque in Mosul.

And, of course, are saying US aircraft did it.

Which of the Seventy Thousand Sacred Sites and Eleventy-Twelves Sacredest Cities is that? We'll be hearing about it for *weeks*.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 21, 2017 04:07 PM (u0s1P)

366 The Paolo drives a Porsche. The Paolo's cousin Juan, he rides a motorcycle along with his group of "friends". The Paolo avoids them, as they are the rougher sort.

Posted by: Paolo at June 21, 2017 04:08 PM (fKWf6)

367 356 You got admit that Ossoff DOES look like the kind of candidate a Democrat laboratory would come up with--dreamy-eyes, somewhat swarthy-but-still-white, dark curls, whatever sexuality you want him to be..

Posted by: George Carlin at June 21, 2017 04:06 PM (7uYFy)

Since the Canucks think Justin Trudeau is so dreamy, the Dems dug up a south-of-the-border version.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 21, 2017 04:08 PM (ZM2xo)

368 "I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life."

Posted by: Groundhog Day at June 21, 2017 04:08 PM (yqvys)

369 Breaking--the ISIS lunatics have blown up the Great Mosque in Mosul.

And, of course, are saying US aircraft did it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 21, 2017 04:05 PM (B+qrE)

You know it wasn't the Sikhs ... they would have erected a statue of the monkey god on the smoldering embers.

Those Sikhs know how to do it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2017 04:08 PM (rZ+mb)

370 build a massive synagogue on its foundation.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 21, 2017 04:08 PM (mBTWK)

371 Ha! Just wait until I get that Penis Mightier! Then we'll see who's limited, you knave!
Posted by: Sean Connery
-------------

*cowering, whimpers*

Posted by: The Sword at June 21, 2017 04:08 PM (ZO497)

372 Why would ISIS blow up the Great Mosque? Shia/Sunni thing?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2017 04:08 PM (qES5k)

373 Is Ossoff still going to move into the District?

Posted by: ALH at June 21, 2017 04:08 PM (uLuPn)

374 Breaking--the ISIS lunatics have blown up the Great Mosque in Mosul.

"Hey man, great mosque you have here. Shame if anything happened to it...."

Posted by: JoeF. at June 21, 2017 04:08 PM (7uYFy)

375 367 The Paolo drives a Porsche. The Paolo's cousin Juan, he rides a motorcycle along with his group of "friends". The Paolo avoids them, as they are the rougher sort."

The Paolo, he makes love, not war!

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 21, 2017 04:08 PM (ZM2xo)

376 you gotta imagine there's more landmines that obama left in DOJ and elsewhere to defuse
***
"I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big." ~ Donald Trump

Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2017 04:09 PM (eSx+E)

377 Desert Fox? What the heck was Erwin Rommel doing with a 50 year head start, that's hardly fair!

I guess in the Samuel Jackson version he's one of those famous German Schwarzes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2017 04:09 PM (OmOvC)

378 "wouldn't F*** on a dare"???

what is in Ace's sick mind that the idea of f***ing a view host is even a consideration??

I had never thought the idea possible. not in the darkest corner of the web could I imagine the idea existed, and here is is on the HQ.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 21, 2017 04:09 PM (LWu6U)

379 Frankly,I never understood why they needed actors to speak with an accent when they are supposed to be speaking a foreign language anyway.

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2017 04:09 PM (rmVvL)

380
374 Is Ossoff still going to move into the District?

Posted by: ALH at June 21, 2017 04:08 PM (uLuPn)

Is Ossoff still going to get married?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 21, 2017 04:09 PM (ZM2xo)

381 338 Seems like every time I see Samuel Jackson on TV he's threatening to rip me off or something.
Posted by: wth at June 21, 2017 04:03 PM (HgMAr)

Imprinting from his role in Coming to America?

Posted by: buzzion at June 21, 2017 04:09 PM (z/Ubi)

382 Why would ISIS blow up the Great Mosque? Shia/Sunni thing?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2017 04:08 PM..........Put me down in the IDGAF column.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2017 04:10 PM (2S3bc)

383 Wookin' Pa Nub in all da wong paces. Wookin ' Pa Nub.

Posted by: Buckwheat at June 21, 2017 04:10 PM (QQ+il)

384 although I kind of like the idea of a big statue of Hanuman in Mosul rubbing one out in the direction of Mecca

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 21, 2017 04:10 PM (mBTWK)

385 Paolo, he also mows the lawn.
Posted by: Paolo

Over on Wisteria Lane?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2017 04:10 PM (Ak/GS)

386 The Paolo, he makes love, not war!
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 21, 2017 04:08 PM (ZM2xo)

-----

Paolo has happy happy customers everywhere.

Posted by: The Paolo at June 21, 2017 04:10 PM (8XRCm)

387 Breaking--the ISIS lunatics have blown up the Great Mosque in Mosul.

------

Not sure how I feel about that.

Posted by: josephistan at June 21, 2017 04:10 PM (7HtZB)

388 Frankly,I never understood why they needed actors to speak with an accent when they are supposed to be speaking a foreign language anyway.

Yeah that's always been kind of odd to me. I prefer them to speak the language and have subtitles than have an accent but speak English.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2017 04:10 PM (39g3+)

389 I like my Elk medium rare on a plate not up my ass!

Posted by: Killerdog at June 21, 2017 04:10 PM (m1/ym)

390 FUN FACT: Elk are NOT gentle sodomizers. A bit more gentle than a moose but about a 9.3 on the rough sodomy scale.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 21, 2017 04:10 PM (npdX6)

391

"It's a dark night in Georgia......dark night in the U. S......dark night in the world."

A rainy night in Georgia
A rainy night in Georgia
I believe it's rainin' all over the world
I'm SUING!!!

Posted by: Tony Joe White at June 21, 2017 04:11 PM (oVJmc)

392 Liberal tears. They sustain me. I'm Sure Donna Lemon got extra drunky last night. Fucking losers.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2017 04:11 PM (2S3bc)

393 Why? Does he get free pens or something?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2017 04:06 PM (oVJmc)

Something like that.

Posted by: The Penis Mightier at June 21, 2017 04:11 PM (72PAC)

394 I once knew a hung Chad.
______

Then I totaled him - scowling Asian girl on TV

Posted by: IP at June 21, 2017 04:11 PM (UmSfZ)

395 The FBI ,LUL

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/268104/

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2017 04:11 PM (rmVvL)

396 Well, if it gets other Muslims made at ISIS it might not be a bad thing

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2017 04:11 PM (qES5k)

397 ME: Rick, close your drapes at night. I could see you through the window banging your wife .

Rickb223: Ha ha ha......Shut it Fixer, you cant fool me. I wasnt at home at all last night.
Posted by: fixerupper

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2017 04:11 PM (Ak/GS)

398 362 352 Breaking--the ISIS lunatics have blown up the Great Mosque in Mosul.

And, of course, are saying US aircraft did it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 21, 2017 04:05 PM (B+qrE)

How many "great" mosques are there (I know the real answer is none)
Posted by: CN at June 21, 2017 04:07 PM (2+tI4)

One. The Hagia Sophia. Because it was an Eastern Orthodox church.

Posted by: buzzion at June 21, 2017 04:11 PM (z/Ubi)

399 Since the Canucks think Justin Trudeau is so dreamy, the Dems dug up a south-of-the-border version.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 21, 2017 04:08 PM (ZM2xo)

Notmenosiree!!!

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 21, 2017 04:11 PM (hJrjt)

400 Off sock, +mosk go boom just like a splodey dope.

Posted by: USNtakim at June 21, 2017 04:11 PM (zZWkn)

401 Just don't listen to a voiceover, he believes he's making ART and that his work is much more significant than it really is.

Heh. I guess i's good that he's trying earnestly. As much as I respect Mickey Spillane for his "writer, not author" and "I write what sells" philosophy, it doesn't hurt to try to elevate things a little.

Though if "pretentious a-hole" and "humble workman" are the only two settings on the dial...

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 21, 2017 04:11 PM (u0s1P)

402 They wont allow an electoral fix until Republicans learn to cheat as well as they do.

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2017 03:52 PM (9TU00)

I love the smell of cynicism in the morning!

Posted by: LTC William Kilgore at June 21, 2017 04:11 PM (gwPgz)

403 This whole deal was a scam from the beginning designed by Ossoff's girlfriend to get him to buy her a ring.

Posted by: ALH at June 21, 2017 04:11 PM (uLuPn)

404 381 . . .
Is Ossoff still going to get married?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time)
_______

Yes. He's going to be a white, heterosexual version of Cory Booker.

At least that's what T-Bone told me.

Posted by: Furious George at June 21, 2017 04:11 PM (j+dfT)

405 Why would ISIS blow up the Great Mosque? Shia/Sunni thing?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2017 04:08 PM (qES5k)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6GLoKkkCtY

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2017 04:12 PM (rZ+mb)

406 391 FUN FACT: Elk are NOT gentle sodomizers. A bit more gentle than a moose but about a 9.3 on the rough sodomy scale.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 21, 2017 04:10 PM (npdX6)

You speak with the voice of experience....

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 21, 2017 04:12 PM (ZM2xo)

407 GA is a good candidate for hacking? IIRC, they were the first ones to pick up that DHS was probing their voting systems (and a bunch of others) back in October.

And were pretty ticked off about it, since DHS hadn't bothered to inform them that this was going on.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 21, 2017 04:12 PM (X8DLV)

408 373 Why would ISIS blow up the Great Mosque? Shia/Sunni thing?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2017 04:08 PM (qES5k)
Probably just careless with explosives, mosques look like munition depots for a reason, ask Erdogan

Posted by: CN at June 21, 2017 04:12 PM (2+tI4)

409 I once knew a hung Chad.
______

Then I totaled him - scowling Asian girl on TV

That broke dick!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2017 04:12 PM (Ak/GS)

410 380 Frankly,I never understood why they needed actors to speak with an accent when they are supposed to be speaking a foreign language anyway.

False verisimilitude? One of those "it makes sense if you don't think about it" things - if the back of your brain knows what Russians/Germans et al sound like in English, then convincing your brain that these people who shouldn't be speaking English (but are) are still Russians/Germans/whatever is easier.

The human brain is dumb.

Posted by: Sporkatus at June 21, 2017 04:12 PM (eXSOZ)

411 389 One movie I saw had a slick method,the actor began speaking his line in the foreign language and than it would switch to English.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065950/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_16

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2017 04:13 PM (rmVvL)

412 Yes. He's going to be a white, heterosexual version of Cory Booker.

At least that's what T-Bone told me."

The difference being Corey Booker actually managed to get himself elected somewhere.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 21, 2017 04:13 PM (ZM2xo)

413 Frankly,I never understood why they needed actors to speak with an accent when they are supposed to be speaking a foreign language anyway.
Posted by: steevy
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That's what I said when I was in 'Greystoke'.

Posted by: Andie McDowell at June 21, 2017 04:13 PM (ZO497)

414 FUN FACT: Elk are NOT gentle sodomizers. A bit more gentle than a moose but about a 9.3 on the rough sodomy scale.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 21, 2017 04:10 PM (npdX6)

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Pro Tip -

DO NOT wear the Elk scent.

Posted by: The Paolo at June 21, 2017 04:13 PM (8XRCm)

415 Yeah he's one of the best action directors in the world, but strangely gets little notice or respect. Also did Last Action hero, 13th warrior, etc.

Just don't listen to a voiceover, he believes he's making ART and that his work is much more significant than it really is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2017 04:06 PM (39g3+)

He's a master of shooting action sequences where you can understand what's happening.

That's why the John Wick movies are so excellent. It's not just gun porn, the action sequences are comprehensible and aren't using jump cuts to hide flaws in the stunt work and effects.

Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 21, 2017 04:14 PM (mf5HN)

416 373 Why would ISIS blow up the Great Mosque? Shia/Sunni thing?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2017 04:08 PM (qES5k)

...

Caliphate/non-Caliphate thing.

Plus, last day of Ramadan.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2017 04:14 PM (yL25O)

417 315 McTiernan: Mr. Connery, I think you should do a Russian accent what with you being a Russian piloting a Russian submarine.

***

vilnius nestavlik ... the vilnius schoolmaster speaks with the twang of his peoples, which sounds like a brough to outsiders.

that was the excuse.

Posted by: Jeb Bush's historic concession speech at June 21, 2017 04:14 PM (9xFrC)

418 301 Ossoff's concession speech sure was uplifting.

"It's a dark night in Georgia......dark night in the U. S......dark night in the world."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2017 03:53 ...........I didn't listen to it, was it seriously like that? LOL.
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It had something in it about "showing that we [Dems] could fight," or happy-crappy like that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2017 04:15 PM (LeI1X)

419 Frankly,I never understood why they needed actors to speak with an accent when they are supposed to be speaking a foreign language anyway.

Sometimes dubbers try to compensate for cultural and geographic stereotypes, like giving rural Japanese a Southern redneck accent/voice.

It's weird, but it depends on what's trying to be conveyed. (And yes, sometimes the dubbing is incompetent. Sometimes it's hard to tell.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 21, 2017 04:15 PM (u0s1P)

420 come on, as a 'murican...all you ferriners sound fern to us.

Posted by: Jeb Bush's historic concession speech at June 21, 2017 04:15 PM (9xFrC)

421 Breaking--the ISIS lunatics have blown up the Great Mosque in Mosul.

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Not sure how I feel about that.
Posted by: josephistan at June 21, 2017 04:10 PM (7HtZB)

Can we get them a ride to Medina?

Posted by: golfman at June 21, 2017 04:15 PM (48QDY)

422 Well, let's be honest -- we knew before the election was called for Handel that they were going to blame either hacks, or hicks.

Monday afternoon: "The good people of Georgia will win the day, and repudiate Trump and his intolerance."

Wednesday morning: "You ignorant, racist, inbred bastards!"

Posted by: Qoheleth at June 21, 2017 04:16 PM (YLuqH)

423 Has Israel been blamed yet for blowing up that mosque?

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 21, 2017 04:16 PM (hJrjt)

424 FUN FACT: Elk are NOT gentle sodomizers....

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 21, 2017 04:10 PM (npdX6)

Neither was ELP.

Posted by: Old Groupie at June 21, 2017 04:16 PM (NyJwR)

425 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2017 04:03 PM (QGoUX)

If I recall the anecdote correctly, Ian Fleming was horrified that Sean Connery was to play James Bond, the "Scotland Forever" tattoo didn't help at all.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2017 04:17 PM (gwPgz)

426 It had something in it about "showing that we [Dems] could fight," or happy-crappy like that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2017 04:15 PM (LeI1X)

We few. We unhappy few. We band of losers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2017 04:17 PM (493sH)

427 And apparently any fantasy or space setting means everyone speaks with a British accent.

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2017 04:17 PM (rmVvL)

428 FUN FACT: Elk are NOT gentle sodomizers. A bit more gentle than a moose but about a 9.3 on the rough sodomy scale.

I'm not here for the hunting.

Posted by: Dana Bash at June 21, 2017 04:17 PM (oVJmc)

429 Well, in all fairness, it would be easy for Putin to get confused and think he has a right to meddle. Russia has a Georgia too, you know.

Posted by: Qoheleth at June 21, 2017 04:17 PM (YLuqH)

430 FUN FACT: Elk are NOT gentle sodomizers....

No, but it livens up the lodge meetings.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2017 04:18 PM (oVJmc)

431 426 Maybe so but in the later books after the movie came out he made Bond Scottish.

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2017 04:18 PM (rmVvL)

432 One. The Hagia Sophia. Because it was an Eastern Orthodox church.
Posted by: buzzion

Till the chalice walks back thru the wall

Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2017 04:18 PM (9TU00)

433 Frankly,I never understood why they needed actors to speak with an accent when they are supposed to be speaking a foreign language anyway.

Because it's as close as you can get without having to force them to memorize lines phonetically and Americans really aren't into reading subtitles. It makes sense.

What doesn't make sense is that most actors seem to lose their accents as the movie goes on (even though movies aren't shot in sequence) and, evidently, no one on the crew or the director or anyone noticed. Now, that's annoying as all hell. Either do an accent (good or bad doesn't even matter) or don't.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2017 04:18 PM (rZ+mb)

434 Tony Curtis in Spartacus is pretty funny. Never knew Rome had slaves from Brooklyn.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 21, 2017 04:19 PM (9GhFt)

435 Till the chalice walks back thru the wall

How about a cat walking through the wall, would that work for you?

Posted by: Zombie Robert Heinlein at June 21, 2017 04:19 PM (Q6Lfj)

436 Well, in all fairness, it would be easy for Putin to get confused and think he has a right to meddle. Russia has a Georgia too, you know.

Posted by: Qoheleth at June 21, 2017 04:17 PM (YLuqH)

It's always on his my my my my mind

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2017 04:20 PM (493sH)

437 there was a strange white fat dude on the Space Battleship Yamato. in Star B.lazers he was voiced with a Southern accent

I think the Yamato / Argo was supposed to have a mildly multiethnic crew, on account they were saving humanity. i wonder if chubbo was supposed to be an American stereotype.

(the Gamilons were a Western imperial stereotype. lots of reference to the Roman Empire and German Reich.)

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 21, 2017 04:20 PM (mBTWK)

438 So basically, Logan Lamb hacks the state of Georgia, and the high energy folks at the FBI says, "meh, delete the files."

Is that about it?

Posted by: Fritz at June 21, 2017 04:20 PM (biUNZ)

439 406
Why would ISIS blow up the Great Mosque? Shia/Sunni thing?

Because Dat's what dey do!!!!

For a more topical answer, why did the Confederates, who were Democrats, burn down Atlanta just as Sherman was about to capture it?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2017 04:20 PM (OmOvC)

440 380 Frankly,I never understood why they needed actors to speak with an accent when they are supposed to be speaking a foreign language anyway.
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In theatre, the convention was that if a play was set, say, in France, and *all* the characters were French, then there was no need for French stage dialects ("accents"). But Hollywood, apparently, didn't carry that over to movies. Or maybe they once did, but not any more.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2017 04:20 PM (LeI1X)

441 Till the chalice walks back thru the wall
Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2017 04:18 PM (9TU00)

The chalice from the palace?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2017 04:21 PM (0mRoj)

442 The GOP might have actually reformed Obamacare, taxes and immigration by now had they elected Jeb or Rubio.

All Trump proposals will be stalled forever.

Well, gosh, Bill. A statement that's impossible to falsify but highly implausible (stupid) followed immediately by an absolute, which will be falsified in about five minutes.

How the fuck do you manage to be such a total fool in two opposite ways at the same time?

Posted by: Sporkatus at June 21, 2017 04:21 PM (eXSOZ)

443 I saw Hacks & Hicks open for Hall & Oates at The Wharf in '03.

Posted by: Buckwheat at June 21, 2017 04:21 PM (QQ+il)

444 Such a shame that the Hagia Sophia was turned into a mosque.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2017 04:21 PM (qES5k)

445
"Dana Bash's shockface resembles someone who has just been unexpectedly, but gently, sodomized by an elk."

So, the moose goes to the party, the moose scores . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 21, 2017 04:22 PM (mbhDw)

446 The vessel with the pestle.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 21, 2017 04:22 PM (QQ+il)

447 Rome did know the difference between Ethiopians and West Africans. they took slaves from the latter. not as much from the former since Nubia knew how to fight and the highland Ethiopians were even fiercer

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 21, 2017 04:22 PM (mBTWK)

448
"The GOP might have actually reformed Obamacare, taxes and immigration by now had they elected Jeb or Rubio."

And by "Reform" you mean Open Borders For All and Obamacare Forever!!!, Right????

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2017 04:22 PM (OmOvC)

449 whacking? Whacking ossOFF?

Posted by: laughing my oss off at June 21, 2017 04:22 PM (ihtYN)

450 446 Such a shame that the Hagia Sophia was turned into a mosque.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2017 04:21 PM (qES5k)

It was only the 38th holiest site in Islam, too.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2017 04:22 PM (0mRoj)

451 Tony Curtis in Spartacus is pretty funny. Never knew Rome had slaves from Brooklyn.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 21, 2017 04:19 PM (9GhFt)

Was it in the movie Prince Valiant that Curtis said, "Yonda lies the castle of my fadduh"

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2017 04:22 PM (493sH)

452
All Trump proposals will be stalled forever.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at June 21, 2017 04:17 PM (xh6Nq)
Early night for Trump Presidency!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2017 04:23 PM (oVJmc)

453 It's beyond time to start breaking the things these people love.

Hell, at this point I'd just do it randomly just to break their fucking minds. I'd literally get up and pick up a list of Things Liberals Love and just close my eyes and pick something and then destroy it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 21, 2017 04:23 PM (4ErVI)

454 >>>Why would ISIS blow up the Great Mosque?

The Aristocrats!

Posted by: Max Power at June 21, 2017 04:23 PM (q177U)

455

By the way, Georgia's election system was hacked. By the NSA at the behest of Obama.

Indiana's and 19 other states too that dared refuse to allow him to nationalize them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 21, 2017 04:23 PM (mbhDw)

456 When republicans try and tighten up registration and propose voter ID, Democrats cry like little babies that there is no fraudulent voting.

Yet when they lose, their new mantra is the election was "hacked'.

Okay, so which is it? Should we tighten things up, or is everything just peachy?

Why do I suspect that hacking is only a problem when they lose, and not when they win?

Because, get this, they can't even concede that anyone would ever vote for the other guy because he's a Nazi or some such stupidity.
They actually can't even imagine any possible way they MIGHT be wrong about anything, ever.

Which is, you know, part of the problem.

Posted by: Evergreen Student cowering in his dorm at June 21, 2017 04:23 PM (UgF8H)

457 Dana Bash does butt stuff.

Elk outside shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2017 04:23 PM (oVJmc)

458 430 The GOP might have actually reformed Obamacare, taxes and immigration by now had they elected Jeb or Rubio.

All Trump proposals will be stalled forever.

In politics the perfect is the enemy of the good.

Posted by: Bill Wynn

*****

this is fucking funny.

1. if troll, note he didn't mention cruz.

2. If not troll, the irony is that rubio/jeb would have,ahhhh, grown in office to immerdiately adopt the lefts' poisiton on these issues.

Posted by: Jeb Bush's historic concession speech at June 21, 2017 04:23 PM (9xFrC)

459 One. The Hagia Sophia. Because it was an Eastern Orthodox church.
Posted by: buzzion
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The mosque for the nation of islam on Stony Island Avenue in Chicago was once an Eastern Orthodox Church. Sad.

Posted by: Boots at June 21, 2017 04:23 PM (EBwPV)

460 So the flagon with the dragon has the pellet with the poison?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2017 04:23 PM (0mRoj)

461 "The chalice from the palace?"

No, the Flagon with the Dragon!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2017 04:24 PM (OmOvC)

462 If I recall the anecdote correctly, Ian Fleming was horrified that Sean Connery was to play James Bond, the "Scotland Forever" tattoo didn't help at all.
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Fleming had envisioned Bond, and described him in 1 or 2 books, as looking like the young Hoagy Carmichael. When it came to the films, he wanted either Cary Grant, who was too old in 1962, or David Niven, ditto. So working-class Scot Connery at first must have seemed pretty infra dig to old-school guy Fleming.

After he saw Connery in the films, he changed his mind.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2017 04:24 PM (LeI1X)

463 Such a shame that the Hagia Sophia was turned into a mosque.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2017 04:21 PM (qES5k)

It's what they do as part of that rich diverse multicultural experience and strength they bring to every community they ~~invade~~ enhance!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2017 04:24 PM (gwPgz)

464 "The GOP might have actually reformed Obamacare, taxes and immigration by now had they elected Jeb or Rubio.

Posted by: Bill Wynn"

Please clap for Bill Wynn.

Posted by: Jeb at June 21, 2017 04:24 PM (OD2ni)

465 In theatre, the convention was that if a play was set, say, in France, and *all* the characters were French, then there was no need for French stage dialects ("accents"). But Hollywood, apparently, didn't carry that over to movies. Or maybe they once did, but not any more.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2017 04:20 PM (LeI1X)

I have to agree with Hollywood on this. Language is one of the most basic elements of personality. Not just an accent, but how one actually speaks says much about who that person is. It's not enough to just say, "this guy is a frog" and then have him speak like an American. No frog speaks like an America, not even if he's speaking English. It is closer to "reality" to have the actor speaking like a frog - if in English then with a French accent - but speaking a broken English that is closer to what is actually said in French. And for the French example he should probably pick his nose a lot.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2017 04:24 PM (rZ+mb)

466 454
All Trump proposals will be stalled forever.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at June 21, 2017 04:17 PM (xh6Nq)
Early night for Trump Presidency!

****

vote Nehelen in next Wisconsin House primary.

Posted by: Jeb Bush's historic concession speech at June 21, 2017 04:24 PM (9xFrC)

467 459 Dana Bash does butt stuff.

Elk outside shoulda told ya.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2017 04:23 PM (oVJmc)

Elks don't sodomize and tell.

Posted by: An elk at June 21, 2017 04:24 PM (0mRoj)

468 Is Bill Wynn Navy Cop Joe?

That was his name right?

Is he still around?

Posted by: dananjcon at June 21, 2017 04:24 PM (WLK0w)

469 I read somewhere that no matter what splendor the Hagia Sophia once had, it's pretty much a dirt filled dump now.

Posted by: IP at June 21, 2017 04:24 PM (UmSfZ)

470 In politics the perfect is the enemy of the good.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at June 21, 2017 04:17 PM (xh6Nq)

I liked you better when you were threatening people with that strange but colorful army of Chamber of Commerce assassins.

Posted by: troyriser at June 21, 2017 04:25 PM (Fw5cQ)

471 Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2017 04:22 PM (493sH)

That could have been The Vikings. He's got a few funny lines from his period pieces.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 21, 2017 04:25 PM (9GhFt)

472 453 Tony Curtis in Spartacus is pretty funny. Never knew Rome had slaves from Brooklyn.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 21, 2017 04:19 PM (9GhFt)

Was it in the movie Prince Valiant that Curtis said, "Yonda lies the castle of my fadduh"
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2017 04:22 PM (493sH)

One of Al Pacino's most forgettable, yet hilariously bad roles was that of a Scottish(!!!) nobleman in "Revolution."

"Da British are comin'!!" If you are an area Moron around my age (50s), you will remember the late great Stuart Klein's review on the Channel 5 News.

One for the ages.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 21, 2017 04:25 PM (mbhDw)

473 So, the moose goes to the party, the moose scores . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 21, 2017 04:22 PM (mbhDw)
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Some guy was trying to sell him insurance for an hour and a half . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2017 04:26 PM (LeI1X)

474 471 I read somewhere that no matter what splendor the Hagia Sophia once had, it's pretty much a dirt filled dump now.
Posted by: IP
_________

Yes! It's our nature.

Posted by: Mahometan, Beaming With Pride at June 21, 2017 04:26 PM (j+dfT)

475 Elks don't sodomize and tell.

Paolo has a pet elk?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 21, 2017 04:26 PM (Q6Lfj)

476
435 Frankly,I never understood why they needed actors to speak with an accent when they are supposed to be speaking a foreign language anyway.

>>Because it's as close as you can get without having to force them to memorize lines phonetically and Americans really aren't into reading subtitles. It makes sense.
_________

I hated the subtitles in Tora! Tora! Tora! - white subtitles against IJN officer's white uniforms. Impossible to read. It made a five star movie three star movie.

Posted by: Ed Anger at June 21, 2017 04:26 PM (TJx8f)

477 Posted by: Bill Wynn

Heh. Ha ha ha!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
*snort*
*wipes tears*

Oh man, you're such an idiot but you are good for a laugh!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2017 04:26 PM (0mRoj)

478 472 In politics the perfect is the enemy of the good.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at June 21, 2017 04:17 PM (xh6Nq)

****

actually, we expect a Hawaiin judge to overturn that.

Posted by: Jeb Bush's historic concession speech at June 21, 2017 04:26 PM (9xFrC)

479 466
Please clap for Bill Wynn.
Posted by: Jeb at June 21, 2017 04:24 PM (OD2ni

"I wouldn't go near that cock!"

- - Clap & Syph

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 21, 2017 04:26 PM (mbhDw)

480 Lot's of great Ewok snark in this thread.

Thanks Ace.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 21, 2017 04:27 PM (J+eG2)

481 The New York Times: All the News that Fits the Narrative

Current headlines on The Times home page:

What About the Terrorism of the Far Right?
We're not paying enough attention to anti-Muslim violence

Too Hot to Fly: How Climate Change Takes a Toll on Air Travel

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 21, 2017 04:27 PM (+7/1f)

482 After he saw Connery in the films, he changed his mind.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2017 04:24 PM (LeI1X)

Fleming wasn't stupid and could appreciate screen presence!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2017 04:27 PM (gwPgz)

483 Crestfallen is one of my favorite words.... captures your enemies mental and emotional states perfectly.

Really milks my almonds until there is milk.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 21, 2017 04:27 PM (2qHjF)

484 No frog speaks like an America, not even if he's speaking English. It is closer to "reality" to have the actor speaking like a frog - if in English then with a French accent - but speaking a broken English that is closer to what is actually said in French. And for the French example he should probably pick his nose a lot.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2017 04:24 PM (rZ+mb)

Inspector Clouseau: You have received the bumpf on your head.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2017 04:28 PM (493sH)

485 >>GA is a good candidate for hacking? IIRC, they were the first ones to
pick up that DHS was probing their voting systems (and a bunch of
others) back in October.
And were pretty ticked off about it, since DHS hadn't bothered to inform them that this was going on.

Oddly, this never comes up when Dems/Left/MSM are whining about the election being hacked....

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2017 04:28 PM (NOIQH)

486 Mind you, if Bill really were anything even vaguely like what he first came here pretending to be, he'd be heralding the election of Handel as confirmation that CoC-sucking was the only way forward for the Republican party. But that would require having a personality or character notes other than self-contradictory soundbites.

Posted by: Sporkatus at June 21, 2017 04:28 PM (eXSOZ)

487 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 21, 2017 04:25 PM (mbhDw)

I can hear the Pacino voice in my head when I read that line. Hah.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 21, 2017 04:28 PM (9GhFt)

488
Osshoff - Cockholster Effect -- when a House candidate "supports" his significant other by failing to reside in the district whose seat he is seeking to win.

Do not confuse with the Frank - Cockholster Effect (when a House member resides with his significant other who is running a criminal enterprise out of said residence.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 21, 2017 04:28 PM (pNxlR)

489 Either do an accent (good or bad doesn't even matter) or don't.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2017 04:18 PM (rZ+mb)
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I LOL'd when Chris Helmsworth, as a New England whaler in "The Heart of the Sea", bellowed "THyah She Blyows!!" in his Aussie accent.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2017 04:29 PM (QGoUX)

490 "The GOP might have actually reformed Obamacare, taxes and immigration by now had they elected Jeb or Rubio.

Posted by: Bill Wynn"

What a ridiculous post. Jeb is one of the main reasons that Trump won the nomination. Instead of recognizing Trump's obvious appeal, Jeb spent millions and millions attacking Rubio. I would have been fine with Rubio as president and appreciate his strong performance at the Comey hearing. But F Jeb.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 21, 2017 04:29 PM (OD2ni)

491 470 Is Bill Wynn Navy Cop Joe?

That was his name right?

Is he still around?"

Wynn doesn't sound at all like NCJ.

I haven't seen NCJ since the Cubs won the WS. I hope he did not die of joy.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 21, 2017 04:29 PM (ZM2xo)

492 What are the Nephilim doing in a Wisconsin primary? Isn't that considered slumming for them?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2017 04:29 PM (OmOvC)

493 The CNN panel of Sad Sacks. Muhahahhahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Locke Common at June 21, 2017 04:29 PM (zSXXo)

494 I read somewhere that no matter what splendor the Hagia Sophia once had, it's pretty much a dirt filled dump now.
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Not according to Rick Steves

Posted by: simplemind at June 21, 2017 04:29 PM (CfYJI)

495 I LOL'd when Chris Helmsworth, as a New England whaler in "The Heart of the Sea", bellowed "THyah She Blyows!!" in his Aussie accent.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2017 04:29 PM (QGoUX)

That's a fair dinkum whale, mate!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2017 04:30 PM (0mRoj)

496 AP: Authorities are looking at Terrorism in Airport Stabbing

**

Its like a never end hand job.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 21, 2017 04:30 PM (WLK0w)

497 And by destroying, I don't necessarily mean defunding. The funding can always be added back later so the gain is marginal and only in the near term.

So ok, let's get that marginal near term gain.

Like NPR. Time to turn that into the Donald Trump Broadcasting Network. Reruns on the hour of Trump's rallies, speeches, weekly addresses, and other neat stuff.

Also how about a four hour daily show called Whatcha Doin'? hosted by Sarah Palin.

A call in show called It's Called Hunting, You Faggots with Ted Nugent where you call in and talk about killing stuff.

Even if you removed NPR's funding, and we all want that, they'd just buy up the network of stations and keep on keepin' on with the low T hate whitey programming. So let's just ruin it for them for four to eight years instead. Take away their comfort areas.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 21, 2017 04:30 PM (4ErVI)

498

NOOD

Pelosi!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 21, 2017 04:30 PM (mbhDw)

499 Oddly, this never comes up when Dems/Left/MSM are whining about the election being hacked....

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2017 04:28 PM (NOIQH)

Did Gowdy ask Jeh Johnson about this today?

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2017 04:30 PM (gwPgz)

500 I read somewhere that no matter what splendor the Hagia Sophia once had, it's pretty much a dirt filled dump now.

==========
Not according to Rick Steves

Posted by: simplemind at June 21, 2017 04:29 PM (CfYJI)

That lisping half wit

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2017 04:31 PM (493sH)

501 Ossoff is done. He's tainted goods. He'll be lucky to be rolling taquitas in some filthy van on a dark corner someplace.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 21, 2017 04:31 PM (l4aLi)

502 Inspector Clouseau: You have received the beump on the head.
One of the underrated elements of those movies. Dreyfuss, played by Herbert Lom with a not-French accent in English, and other actors with genuine French accents, reacting to Clouseau's exaggerated French-ish accent as being really fucked up.

Posted by: Sporkatus at June 21, 2017 04:31 PM (eXSOZ)

503 Inspector Clouseau: Is it safe to pet your minkey?

Posted by: simplemind at June 21, 2017 04:31 PM (HJ92d)

504 Frank Snowden, 'Blacks In Antiquity' is good here

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 21, 2017 04:31 PM (mBTWK)

505 Tough to beat is The Duke as Genghis Khan in "The Conqueror". Great lines like, "You're beautiful in your wrath!"and "Dance for me, Tartar woman!"
A must see.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 21, 2017 04:32 PM (qJhUV)

506 Ace, rather than the generic "wouldn't f*** on a dare", I highly recommend moving to the use of Jeff Ross' all-time classic Comedy Central roast put-down (I think it was the Jerry Stiller roast)...he got up right after Sandra Bernhardt had been at the podium, and as he watched her return to her seat, he said:

"How about that Sandra Bernhardt, everybody! Man.

I wouldn't f*** her with Bea Arthur's dick!"

(camera cuts to a not even slightly amused Bea Arthur)

Posted by: BetaPhi at June 21, 2017 04:32 PM (VcsLq)

507 Was it in the movie Prince Valiant that Curtis said, "Yonda lies the castle of my fadduh"
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2017 04:22 PM (493sH)
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Or as Joel and the 'bots had it, "Yonda lies the matte painting of the castle of my fadduh."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2017 04:32 PM (QGoUX)

508 I haven't seen NCJ since the Cubs won the WS. I hope he did not die of joy.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 21, 2017 04:29 PM (ZM2xo)

I have seen NCJ recently, but he's not the regular here he once was!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 21, 2017 04:32 PM (gwPgz)

509 I haven't seen NCJ since the Cubs won the WS. I hope he did not die of joy.

He checked in not too long ago. Said he was doing fine.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 21, 2017 04:33 PM (Q6Lfj)

510 @69,

While you are cleaning up elections, can we get rid of the "top two face off"? Cause part of the problem on the West Coast is that our choice is between two Democrats.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 21, 2017 04:33 PM (Lqy/e)

511 Need some GAINZZZ advice. So I'm below 180 and below 15% body fat. I've been doing the 20 hours fasting and 4 hours eating. But the past week I'm exhausted for the first time since Thanksgiving whenI started the 20/4 IF program. Should I bump up the calories and go 16 hours fasting and 8 eating?

Thanks

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 21, 2017 04:33 PM (2qHjF)

512 "Posted by: Bill Wynn at June 21, 2017 04:17 PM (xh6Nq)"

You lose!

Posted by: Chris M at June 21, 2017 04:35 PM (eAZVt)

513 6 The Democrat party has turned into a cult that is beset upon from all sides by sinister and arcane powers that only the high priests can drive away. And these priests can only do it if the followers sacrifice everything.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2017 03:16 PM (3l6k7)

Good point but how about we take it up a notch and they sacrifice themselves to please the Liberal gods...I'd watch that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'new nic in R&D' at June 21, 2017 04:37 PM (O5bec)

514 I read somewhere that no matter what splendor the Hagia Sophia once had, it's pretty much a dirt filled dump now.

Yeah ... that's a muzzie thing. muzzies have no respect for anything, not even stuff they say is so important to them. They don't take care of anything, which is why it pisses me off to no end when Westerners treat muzzie shit better than any muzzie does - and it's all shit, anyway.

muzzies would let the whole world be destroyed and turned into a cesspool, so long as they ran what was left. That's just how they are. No respect for anything, at all. If it weren't for the evil Westerners digging up Egyptian artifacts the muzzies would have destroyed it all. One of the reasons why the Dead Sea Scrolls are in so many tiny pieces is because the guy who was collecting them decided that he would pay for scrolls found by the piece so the bedouins would find a large intact piece and then chop it up to get a few more pence. THey didn't give a shit. They would have used it to wipe their asses .. if they actually wiped their asses ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2017 04:37 PM (rZ+mb)

515 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2017 04:37 PM (72PAC)

516 I have seen NCJ recently, but he's not the regular here he once was!

He was here yesterday IIRC.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2017 04:38 PM (UE8f6)

517 C'mon, Bill. Now you're just starting to sound like a whiny cunt who's never right.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 21, 2017 04:39 PM (qJhUV)

518 I embiggerd the screen and watched The View. It was delicious. These fugly chicks stepping all overt heir tits trying to make this a win by 'moving in the right direction.'

They must feel so empty inside.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'new nic in R&D' at June 21, 2017 04:40 PM (O5bec)

519 "I see reality isn't a common commodity around here."

It's gonna be an early night!

Posted by: Chris M at June 21, 2017 04:40 PM (eAZVt)

520 515 Cruz has a squeaky voice, bad hair and is a proud member of the religious Reich.

He would've lost to Hillary by double digits.

I see reality isn't a common commodity around here.
Posted by: Bill Wyn

***

trump won, yo.

Posted by: Jeb Bush's historic concession speech at June 21, 2017 04:41 PM (9xFrC)

521 C'mon, Bill. Now you're just starting to sound like a whiny cunt who's never right.
Posted by: tu3031 at June 21, 2017 04:3

Starting?

Posted by: Farmer at June 21, 2017 04:42 PM (lfXAE)

522 trump won, yo

***

they same thing you say about cruz, you said about trump.

I imagine the debates where cruz eviscerates felonia von pantsuits from stem to stern without any of trump's just fakin' it to make it time killing.

Posted by: Jeb Bush's historic concession speech at June 21, 2017 04:43 PM (9xFrC)

523 Behold the faces of "negative media covfefe."

Posted by: sulla at June 21, 2017 04:51 PM (tY1u2)

524 Joy Behar said one of the reasons Ossoff lost was because Republicans vote in larger numbers than Democrats, they need to get more Democrats to the polls.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 21, 2017 03:22 PM (SAsG2)

If there aren't enough democrats living in the district, no worries! We'll bus 'em in from out of state!

Posted by: Jane's Addiction at June 21, 2017 04:53 PM (dargh)

525 "And if you want to see more unattractive women you wouldn't even f*** on a dare handling the loss poorly, you can check out Free Beacon's clip of The View."
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Point of Order, Mr. Chairman!

I would very much like to have carnal relations with Jedidiah Bila. Yes, she's a New York "conservative," with all the baggage that entails, but she's hot.

Posted by: Kensington at June 21, 2017 05:02 PM (Cw3TC)

526 So you are suggesting the Elks are vicious? Well there's Kinder and gentler lions and rotary of course. We won't talk about the Kiwanis.

Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2017 05:28 PM (TppKb)

527 .I would very much like to have carnal relations with Jedidiah Bila.

somewhat cute, but her press pics have a hard edge that puts me off a bit. Frankly when it comes to some situation like that I would prefer to see her dripping in sweat and splattered in paintball or bouncing on a trampoline.

True of guys too but then I won't be, up.

Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2017 05:36 PM (TppKb)

528 "Dana Bash's shockface resembles someone who has just been unexpectedly, but gently, sodomized by an elk.". After I cleared my breathing passages after just having taken a drink of beer (nose is still dripping) I looked at he entire cast and judged their faces on the premise that they were sodomized by the same elk. The guy to her right looks like not as gentle as he is used to.

Posted by: Radar at June 21, 2017 10:49 PM (UBssA)

529 "Dana Bash's shockface resembles someone who has just been unexpectedly, but gently, sodomized by an elk."

Pure genius how those commas were used. Pure genius.

This is why I come back again and again.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 22, 2017 04:16 AM (UsCnO)

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