Mid-Morning Open Thread

Phryne Devant L'areopage
Jean-Léon Gérôme

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Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1
I don't get it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 22, 2017 09:21 AM (mbhDw)

2 Worst strip tease ever

Posted by: Domina Nyx Blake at June 22, 2017 09:22 AM (fhDhe)

3
Corgi signal unsheathed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 22, 2017 09:22 AM (mbhDw)

4 Art Class

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 22, 2017 09:22 AM (m9X4Y)

5 Why the look of shock on their faces? Hadn't they seen boobehs before?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 22, 2017 09:22 AM (jxbfJ)

6 How much for the white woman?

Posted by: josephistan at June 22, 2017 09:23 AM (7HtZB)

7
In Empire news . . .

"Democrat Prepares Woman for Republican Rape."

Oil painting at 11.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 22, 2017 09:23 AM (mbhDw)

8 She for sale?I'll take her...

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2017 09:23 AM (rmVvL)

9 Ecce, Femme!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 22, 2017 09:23 AM (mvenn)

10 Why is the statue hiding her face?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 22, 2017 09:24 AM (m9X4Y)

11 Something's happening here. What it is, ain't exactly clear.

Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 22, 2017 09:24 AM (lwiT4)

12 "Wait, what? How'd you get under there?

Posted by: WisRich at June 22, 2017 09:24 AM (G0vdT)

13 There...there the white women at.

Posted by: Eyegore at June 22, 2017 09:24 AM (p+Wdc)

14 They maybe were expecting Boy George ... ?

Posted by: Dr_No at June 22, 2017 09:24 AM (imDUY)

15 >>You know who is well versed in the cubit conversion? That's right. And he's Not Guilty, 2 to 10. Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 22, 2017 09:22 AM (H5rtT)

I had that album, too.

Posted by: General Zod at June 22, 2017 09:24 AM (Bdeb0)

16 11 Something's happening here. What it is, ain't exactly clear.

Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 22, 2017 09:24 AM (lwiT4)

There's ten guys with their schvantz over there,
Saying "Egad! Look! No pubic hair!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 22, 2017 09:25 AM (mbhDw)

17 But her face.

Posted by: Too Particular at June 22, 2017 09:25 AM (FZbRo)

18 The magician is trying to make her disappear.

Posted by: dantesed at June 22, 2017 09:25 AM (88xKn)

19 Is that French for "frog who likes to paint shaved pu*sy"?

Posted by: JEM at June 22, 2017 09:25 AM (TppKb)

20 The men all look like Phil Robertson.

Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 22, 2017 09:25 AM (lwiT4)

21 Yeah, that's a fine deviant all right.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at June 22, 2017 09:25 AM (RD7QR)

22 Something's happening here. What it is, ain't exactly clear.

Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 22, 2017 09:24 AM

You might want to stop and look what's going down.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2017 09:25 AM (p+Wdc)

23 Oh boy. I think this is where I run out to the farmers' market.

Never fear, I'll be back to nag you all later. Only 8 more days to submit!

Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 09:26 AM (sBOL1)

24 Ecce homos.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2017 09:26 AM (0mRoj)

25 Close tabs
close tabs
close tabs.

More than half of the spectators can only see the statue's back side. Who wants to see that?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 22, 2017 09:26 AM (m9X4Y)

26 I don't get it.

http://tinyurl.com/y7two52s

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2017 09:26 AM (X6fMO)

27 25 Close tabs
close tabs
close tabs.

More than half of the spectators can only see the statue's back side. Who wants to see that?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 22, 2017 09:26 AM (m9X4Y)

Sharptone and his Greek Homos!!!

So, is he dead or what?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 22, 2017 09:26 AM (mbhDw)

28 "Voila! Now, for my next trick, watch as I make this woman disappear again. Ah-one... Ah-two..."

Posted by: mindful webworker - technically squeaking at June 22, 2017 09:27 AM (dfEoR)

29 at this rate beavers better pray for global warming because they won't survive without it.

Posted by: JEM at June 22, 2017 09:27 AM (TppKb)

30 Moments later, she was killed by an exploding whipped cream container.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 22, 2017 09:27 AM (H5rtT)

31 23 Only 8 more days to submit!

Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 09:26 AM (sBOL1)

That's what Landru said.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 22, 2017 09:27 AM (mbhDw)

32 You might want to stop and look what's going down.

*****

Those dudes are mostly sayin' "Hooray for our side!"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 22, 2017 09:28 AM (mvenn)

33 an 1861 painting by Jean-L�on G�r�me, showing Phryne, a famous hetaera (courtesan) of Ancient Greece, being disrobed before the Areopagus. Phryne was on trial for profaning the Eleusinian Mysteries, and is said to have been disrobed by Hypereides, who was defending her, when it appeared the verdict would be unfavourable. The sight of her nude body apparently so moved the judges that they acquitted her. Some authorities claim that this story is a later invention.

Posted by: FYI at June 22, 2017 09:28 AM (vg8iE)

34 So according to Wiki, the subject of the painting "is Phryne, a legendary courtesan in ancient Greece who was put on trial for impiety. Phryne was acquitted after her defender Hypereides removed her robe and exposed her naked bosom to the jury."
Not really sure how flashing a jury proves one is pious, but whatever.

Posted by: josephistan at June 22, 2017 09:28 AM (7HtZB)

35 I presume this pictures the Greek government attempting to interest Athenians in females of the species.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at June 22, 2017 09:28 AM (ylUqT)

36 Salome and the Dance of One Veil?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Carries ACME Products for Our Democrat Customers! at June 22, 2017 09:28 AM (hLRSq)

37 Pre internet porn hub.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2017 09:28 AM (j+h+K)

38 Does anyone think that James Hodgkinson should be looked at for the Seth Rich murder investigation?

If he is not connected, does anyone think the Democrats/FBI will try make the connection through implication or "unnamed sources" to the WP/NYT?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2017 09:29 AM (4AVeu)

39 Dang! Even though I was only #28, dantesed (#1

beat me to the magician quip!

Guess it was kind-of obvious.

Mine was more cleverer, though.

Posted by: mindful webworker - never miiiiind at June 22, 2017 09:29 AM (dfEoR)

40 Look at all that male gaze happening here. It's also not accurate at all, because everyone knows only non-White women were oppressed.

Posted by: Kris at June 22, 2017 09:30 AM (nwqNw)

41 She is a role model for all our girls.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at June 22, 2017 09:30 AM (FTlwv)

42 Not really sure how flashing a jury proves one is pious,

Gets everyone in the room calling for God.

OMG! Will'ya look at those!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2017 09:30 AM (j+h+K)

43 The Greeks went full Brazilian before Brazil was even a thing.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at June 22, 2017 09:31 AM (ylUqT)

44 (#1

?? (#18)!!

Posted by: mindful webworker - pixy, you trickster at June 22, 2017 09:31 AM (dfEoR)

45 The best known event in Phryne's life is her trial. Athenaeus writes that she was prosecuted for a capital charge and defended by the orator Hypereides, who was one of her lovers. Athenaeus does not specify the nature of the charge, but Pseudo-Plutarch writes that she was accused of impiety. The speech for the prosecution was written by Anaximenes of Lampsacus according to Diodorus Periegetes. When it seemed as if the verdict would be unfavourable, Hypereides removed Phryne's robe and bared her breasts before the judges to arouse their pity. Her beauty instilled the judges with a superstitious fear, who could not bring themselves to condemn "a prophetess and priestess of Aphrodite" to death. They decided to acquit her out of pity.

I throw myself on the mercy of the court!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 22, 2017 09:31 AM (xAvrH)

46 Posted by: josephistan at June 22, 2017 09:28 AM (7HtZB)

Boobs.

Posted by: Kris at June 22, 2017 09:32 AM (nwqNw)

47 Caption:

"Gentlemen of Greece! This is what you should be banging.

We've had way too much of....uh....the other...stuff..."

*coughs*

Posted by: naturalfake at June 22, 2017 09:32 AM (9q7Dl)

48 Ah, the history of this historic event, is unclear. There are conflicting versions.

Which is why Leto II, 'The Worm' ordered historians burned alive on a pyre of their history books, since 'The Worm' was present at the events the historians were writing about.

Seems fair to me.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 22, 2017 09:32 AM (m9X4Y)

49 What's with the shocked faces of some of these men?

By the way, this painting proves Alexander Hamilton was right about paper money in his argument with Thomas Jefferson, who advocated only coins.

What good is waving coins at a the party stripper?

Exhibit "a".

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2017 09:32 AM (4AVeu)

50 All this painting really needs is a bottle of baby oil

Posted by: JEM at June 22, 2017 09:32 AM (TppKb)

51 Does anyone think that James Hodgkinson should be looked at for the Seth Rich murder investigation?

If he is not connected, does anyone think the Democrats/FBI will try make the connection through implication or "unnamed sources" to the WP/NYT?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2017 09:29 AM (4AVeu)

I think it was reported that Hodgkinson had only recently moved to No VA.

Posted by: Golfman at June 22, 2017 09:32 AM (SchFD)

52 The magician is trying to make her disappear.

Posted by: dantesed

Only got the clothes. Needs fine-tuning.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 22, 2017 09:32 AM (AM1GF)

53 Does anyone think that James Hodgkinson should be looked at for the Seth Rich murder investigation?

That makes no sense. Hodgkinson and Rich were Sandernistas.

If anyone knocked off Rich, it was Hillary operative.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2017 09:33 AM (xAvrH)

54 In the background shadows is Liam Neeson

Posted by: astronaut achmed at June 22, 2017 09:33 AM (nWI06)

55 Alternate title: Greeks In The Process of Thinking With The Little Head, Not The Big One

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at June 22, 2017 09:33 AM (RD7QR)

56 The nude girl appears to have had a Greco Wax.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 22, 2017 09:34 AM (l4aLi)

57 The Great Courses version of Brazzers

Posted by: JEM at June 22, 2017 09:34 AM (TppKb)

58 The elbows....they doth surely be too very pointy.

*The birth of a Meme

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 09:34 AM (J+eG2)

59 Gerome is so underrated and underappreciated, though. His religious works are very powerful.

Posted by: Kris at June 22, 2017 09:34 AM (nwqNw)

60 Look at all that male gaze happening here. It's also not accurate at all, because everyone knows only non-White women were oppressed.
Posted by: Kris at June 22, 2017 09:30 AM (nwqNw)

She did have "yellow" skin. Oppression goes way back.

Posted by: Golfman at June 22, 2017 09:35 AM (SchFD)

61 The jury's bored indifference is indicative of why Greece is to this day a country with a small population.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at June 22, 2017 09:35 AM (ylUqT)

62 Isn't Trinity College a fake movie school like Faber and Villanova?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 22, 2017 09:35 AM (QQ+il)

63 Good fun about the 30 year old GIF file format at Motherboard.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/yc2x3fo7

The morning "art thread" should pay homage, no?

Posted by: goon at June 22, 2017 09:35 AM (EaQ6/)

64 hetaera doesn't exactly translate to what we think "courtesan" means.
They were called "talking women," and were the ones educated enough to engage in conversation on important subjects with men. They were in high demand, unbelievably. A better rendering of the word might be " 'Ette. "

This one appears to have gotten around some, though.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 22, 2017 09:36 AM (H5rtT)

65 That makes no sense. Hodgkinson and Rich were Sandernistas.
___________________________________

But Hodgkinson may not have known that. All he may have known is that Rich worked for the DNC, which was stridently pro-Hillary.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2017 09:36 AM (4AVeu)

66 62 Isn't Trinity College a fake movie school like Faber and Villanova?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 22, 2017 09:35 AM (QQ+il)

Villanova isn't a GREAT school, admittedly, but it is real.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at June 22, 2017 09:36 AM (RD7QR)

67 I only wonder what the starting bid was? Bet it was steep!

Posted by: goon at June 22, 2017 09:36 AM (EaQ6/)

68 Don't even get me started on the FBI and the Hodgkinson case.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/268142/

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2017 09:36 AM (rmVvL)

69 Posted by: Golfman at June 22, 2017 09:35 AM (SchFD)

I forgot the sarc tag, sorry.

Posted by: Kris at June 22, 2017 09:36 AM (nwqNw)

70 Her opinion of the judges does seem too high. She doesn't even want to look at them. Must be the Greek version-only larger-of the 9th appellate court in the U.S.A

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2017 09:37 AM (qES5k)

71 Hypereides removed Phryne's robe and bared her breasts before the judges to arouse their pity.

-------

They aren't pitiful breasts, IMHO.

Posted by: josephistan at June 22, 2017 09:37 AM (7HtZB)

72 >>>>>
I don't get it.

http://tinyurl.com/y7two52s
.
.
.Oh, she is a hooker.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 22, 2017 09:37 AM (0pcwX)

73 I know she's nood, but can she ride a pig?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2017 09:37 AM (4AVeu)

74 Phryne was acquitted after her defender Hypereides removed her robe and exposed her naked bosom

*****

Phryne's Defense- a limerick

A Greek defense attorney known as Drury
Staged his best defense with sound and fury
In an act of sheer despair
He flung her clothing in the air
You just might say they had a well hung jury.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 22, 2017 09:37 AM (mvenn)

75 Transcript of the trial:

"Yeeeeah, that's right! God made this.

God.

Gee Oh Dee.

Now, what've you got to say?"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 22, 2017 09:37 AM (9q7Dl)

76 I'm with that guy in the back row-center, throwing his hands up. That was my first reaction.

Posted by: goon at June 22, 2017 09:37 AM (EaQ6/)

77 What? No "I'd hit it" from the Horde?? I'm no homo but even I'd hit it.

Posted by: fly gal at June 22, 2017 09:38 AM (xkEwN)

78 The magician is trying to make her disappear.

Posted by: dantesed

Only got the clothes. ~~Needs fine-tuning~~
Posted by: Brother Cavil

Bravo! Bravo! Bravissimo!!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2017 09:38 AM (j+h+K)

79 The Birth of Penis

Posted by: General Zod at June 22, 2017 09:38 AM (Bdeb0)

80 How much for the white woman?

Posted by: josephistan

If you're not into asians, you may be disappointed.

From wikipedia:
Phryne's real name was Mnesarete ("commemorating virtue"), but owing to her yellowish complexion she was called Phryne ("toad").

So she may have been asian.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2017 09:38 AM (xAvrH)

81 Seth Lipsky of the "NY Pos"t says that Trump should follow Truman's lead and cancel the August leave of the do nothing Congress:

http://tinyurl.com/y9gb2esf

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2017 09:38 AM (qES5k)

82 "Don't even get me started on the FBI and the Hodgkinson case. "

Going forward, it's gonna be tough to meet the "Premeditated" part of any charge in Court.

Your Honor, my client pleads the "FBI Definition" defense.

As well as the Hillary Clinton "No Intent" defense.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 09:39 AM (J+eG2)

83 She's not hiding her face.

She's dabbing.

Cam Newton culturally appropriated dabbing 2100 years later.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2017 09:39 AM (4AVeu)

84 Morning all.

That's all I got.

Posted by: Country Boy at June 22, 2017 09:40 AM (Jcg9Q)

85 Seth Lipsky of the "NY Pos"t says that Trump should follow Truman's lead and cancel the August leave of the do nothing Congress:

I disagree. The moment they go on recess for the leave he should do recess appointments for all his folks that Congress has been dragging its feet on.

Sauce. Goose. Gander.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 22, 2017 09:40 AM (AM1GF)

86 Penis Rising

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 22, 2017 09:40 AM (QQ+il)

87 I'm with that guy in the back row-center, throwing his hands up. That was my first reaction.
Posted by: goon

He just finished jacking it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2017 09:40 AM (j+h+K)

88 I throw myself on the mercy of the court!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 22, 2017 09:31 AM (xAvrH)

37 death penalty convictions to be carried out simultaneously. Don't see that every day.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Carries ACME Products for Our Democrat Customers! at June 22, 2017 09:40 AM (hLRSq)

89 In all my years as a defense attorney, I seldom if ever have had a client whose position with the jury would be improved by disrobing. Nobody wants to see unwashed meth addict up close and personal.

Posted by: PabloD at June 22, 2017 09:40 AM (F/eTt)

90 She waxes--but why? From the look of her skin she's never been out in the sun in a bikini.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 22, 2017 09:40 AM (LQLeS)

91 Dude tries "pull-the-table-cloth-off-table trick" with nude girl . . . hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 22, 2017 09:41 AM (Fb9aZ)

92 vampire girl?

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 22, 2017 09:41 AM (hMwEB)

93 The moment they go on recess for the leave he should do recess appointments for all his folks that Congress has been dragging its feet on.

I will bet that the Senate does the not-recess thing so that he can't.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 22, 2017 09:41 AM (QQ+il)

94 "He just finished jacking it."

Jacking what?

Posted by: Liberal Beta Male at June 22, 2017 09:41 AM (J+eG2)

95 Only got the clothes. Needs fine-tuning
Posted by: Brother Cavil

Bravo! Bravo! Bravissimo!!

Looks like I got the wrong hat.

Posted by: Bullwo at June 22, 2017 09:41 AM (TppKb)

96 Oh there's a 99c sale today on a fantasy with Christian allegory by a CLFA writer

Link in nic

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 22, 2017 09:41 AM (hMwEB)

97 Not really sure how flashing a jury proves one is pious, but whatever.

"Gentlemen of the jury! Observe the mammae on this momma!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2017 09:41 AM (X6fMO)

98 Asian? Nah.
Jaundice.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 22, 2017 09:42 AM (H5rtT)

99 ...but owing to her yellowish complexion she was called Phryne ("toad").

*****

Also might explain her jaundiced outlook on life.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 22, 2017 09:42 AM (mvenn)

100 23 Only 8 more days to submit!

Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 09:26 AM (sBOL1)
_____________________

Has bluebell converted to Islam . . . .

. . . . or is she just talking about the recipes?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 22, 2017 09:42 AM (nS5LK)

101
The moment they go on recess for the leave he should do recess appointments for all his folks that Congress has been dragging its feet on.

I'm available.

Posted by: Recess Monkey at June 22, 2017 09:43 AM (IqV8l)

102 The wrap is the wrong shade of blue.

Posted by: Shep Smith at June 22, 2017 09:43 AM (l4aLi)

103 Curse you Stringer!!!!!

this much =><=

Posted by: Muldoon at June 22, 2017 09:43 AM (mvenn)

104 but owing to her yellowish complexion she was called Phryne ("toad").

Jean-Philippe Rameau did a comic opera "Platee", set in ancient Greece, about a demi-goddess who was queen of the toads. I wonder if ancient Greeks and a fetish for green skinned women (kind of like an anticipation of Star Trek).

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2017 09:43 AM (xAvrH)

105 She waxes--but why? From the look of her skin she's never been out in the sun in a bikini.

Trying to make the Greek men's jury think she's a little boy.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2017 09:43 AM (j+h+K)

106 Silence

A "Our Daily Bread" devotional

https://odb.org

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2017 09:43 AM (qES5k)

107 They were expecting to see an elephant!

Posted by: goon at June 22, 2017 09:43 AM (EaQ6/)

108 Which is why Leto II, 'The Worm' ordered historians burned alive on a pyre of their history books, since 'The Worm' was present at the events the historians were writing about.

There was a Turkish sultan, whose name eludes me, who had an historian at his side day and night to compile a running history of his court.

One day the sultan asked the historian what he had put down for the day's events and was told, "Nothing has happened today, great one."

At which point the sultan grabbed a spear and ran the historian through, saying, "Now thou hast something to write about."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2017 09:43 AM (X6fMO)

109 The Playboy magazine of that era... before Vargas & the rotary press.

The Renaissance popes commissioned a lot of Playboy art---Santa Barbara for those who preferred girls, & St. Sebastian for churchmen of the other persuasion.

Posted by: mnw at June 22, 2017 09:44 AM (ezX5B)

110 Dunham Agonistes

Posted by: General Zod at June 22, 2017 09:44 AM (Bdeb0)

111 I throw myself on the mercy of the court! - Lena Dunham

Very well, Lena, you will find it right outside yon 7th-story window.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 22, 2017 09:44 AM (4hIeD)

112 Nobody wants to see unwashed meth addict up close and personal.
Posted by: PabloD at June 22, 2017 09:40 AM (F/eTt)
__________________

I don't even want to see them in a parka and from a long distance.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 22, 2017 09:44 AM (nS5LK)

113 in all my years as a defense attorney, I seldom if ever have had a client whose position with the jury would be improved by disrobing. Nobody wants to see unwashed meth addict up close and personal.

Apparently you're not defending the right grade of high school teacher

Posted by: JEM at June 22, 2017 09:45 AM (TppKb)

114 Is the guy in the back panicing because the ginger is stealing his soul or just a fag?

Posted by: DaveA at June 22, 2017 09:45 AM (FhXTo)

115 She waxes--but why?

It was either that or the Fur Oil.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 22, 2017 09:46 AM (l4aLi)

116 Interesting case of congenital androgen insensitivity.

But it ain't art.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 22, 2017 09:46 AM (CPk08)

117 Don't even get me started on the FBI and the Hodgkinson case.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/268142/

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2017 09:36 AM (rmVvL)

Remember, the FBI is staffed only with the best and brightest. True patriots who search only for truth.

Not at all just hacks covering for the Democrat party and its criminal enterprises.

Or so I have been assured ad nauseam on this very site.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2017 09:46 AM (X6fMO)

118 Greek homos never seen tits before. Real Kardashian ass on her, though.

@108 On the day the French Revolution started, King Louis wrote in his diary, "Nere." If I could get the right French diacriticals, that would mean,
"I got nothin'. "

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 22, 2017 09:46 AM (H5rtT)

119 I knew a meth head who looked like Charles Manson. Then he got locked up for 6 months. When he got out, he looked like Dick Butkus.

Posted by: mnw at June 22, 2017 09:47 AM (ezX5B)

120 The Santa Claus looking guy on the left appears to have wings coming from his head. Possibly Viking horns.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 22, 2017 09:47 AM (l4aLi)

121 Cuz she's a she's a white girl/and I been livin' with a white girl...

Posted by: Xzod Cervenka at June 22, 2017 09:47 AM (Bdeb0)

122 So where is she going to put the sheckles?

What the champagne room looks like inside?

Posted by: Fewenuff at June 22, 2017 09:47 AM (FFujb)

123 OK Gents, we need a batting order here

Posted by: Greek pimp at June 22, 2017 09:47 AM (FZYNt)

124 Trump's 50% approval rating that Ace shouted about? It was a one day anomaly
Rasmussen dies it once a week to make it seem real, then immediately drops back to low mid 40%s

Posted by: Bus rider at June 22, 2017 09:48 AM (A9Qse)

125 From wikipedia:
Phryne's real name was Mnesarete ("commemorating virtue"), but owing to her yellowish complexion she was called Phryne ("toad").

Some old Greeks with cock-based arthritis
Sought to cure their backed up prostatitis
By banging a maid mellow
With skin golden yellow
But instead contracted hepatitis

Posted by: naturalfake at June 22, 2017 09:48 AM (9q7Dl)

126 Now THAT'S how you hack an election.

Posted by: Max Power at June 22, 2017 09:49 AM (QCc6B)

127 Seems one of the contestants for 84 B.C. Miss Sparta forgot her bathing suit. Or is this the talent portion?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 22, 2017 09:49 AM (LQLeS)

128 One day the sultan asked the historian what he had put down for the day's events and was told, "Nothing has happened today, great one."

At which point the sultan grabbed a spear and ran the historian through, saying, "Now thou hast something to write about."

As Mel said, "It's great to be the king!"

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2017 09:49 AM (j+h+K)

129 Headbands seemed to be the "in" thing. What I don't get is why is everyone wearing a blanket? No wonder her elbows are so perky, if it's that cold in there!

Posted by: goon at June 22, 2017 09:49 AM (EaQ6/)

130 28 "Voila! Now, for my next trick, watch as I make this woman disappear again. Ah-one... Ah-two..."

Posted by: mindful webworker - technically squeaking at June 22, 2017 09:27 AM (dfEoR)

He made her clothes disappear.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 22, 2017 09:50 AM (ZM2xo)

131 Now that I think of it, in the Rameau opera Platee, the running gag is that Platee is repulsively ugly, but was so stupid she didn't realize it and thought she was beautiful. Her part was *always* played by a man.

I nominate Caitlyn Jenner for the starring role in the remake.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2017 09:50 AM (xAvrH)

132 124

Trump is in the batter's box right now. At the plate is 2018. (Older, whiter, GOPer)

Posted by: mnw at June 22, 2017 09:50 AM (ezX5B)

133 In all my years as a defense attorney, I seldom if ever have had a client whose position with the jury would be improved by disrobing.

Posted by: PabloD at June 22, 2017 09:40 AM (F/eTt)

Heh. You must be defending the wrong clients.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 22, 2017 09:50 AM (AmNTJ)

134 @124 Okay, you've convinced me. I'm all in for Hillary now. Happy?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 22, 2017 09:50 AM (H5rtT)

135 One day the sultan asked the historian what he had put down for the day's events and was told, "Nothing has happened today, great one."

At which point the sultan grabbed a spear and ran the historian through, saying, "Now thou hast something to write about."

The words must flow.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 22, 2017 09:50 AM (m9X4Y)

136 "Rasmussen dies it once a week to make it seem real, then immediately drops back to low mid 40%s"

Trump's depressed poll numbers reflect the power of the Press to influence people.

And a constant drumbeat of "Trump Sux" is exactly what the average Low Information TV screen licking news sponge is receiving.

Surprised it's not in the teens at this point.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 09:51 AM (J+eG2)

137 Posted by: Bus rider at June 22, 2017 09:48 AM (A9Qse)

Who give a shit? Who thinks polls are accurate.

Dems are losers. hahahaha!

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 22, 2017 09:51 AM (ZM2xo)

138 We're over 100 comments so I feel only slightly uncomfortable going off topic.

I'm somewhat puzzled by the determination of Democrats to pour gasoline on the fire of violent rhetoric against conservatives and Republicans.
Does it not cross their minuscule, reptilian brains that they might not be able to forever control that fire, or that they could burn?
These idiots, like Elizabeth Warren, surely have heard of friendly fire. Deranged, leftist gunmen probably aren't notable for their discipline and self control.
I can certainly imagine a lunatic going against Democrats that aren't sufficiently leftist. I can imagine the next deranged Bernie supporter taking his anger out against Hillary supporters.
I'm saying somebody in the DNC would conceive of the possibility it is in their best interests to cool the fire a little bit.
Don't get it. I honestly don't.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 22, 2017 09:51 AM (nBr1j)

139 Rasmussen dies it once a week ??

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2017 09:52 AM (qES5k)

140 I'm with that guy in the back row-center, throwing his hands up. That was my first reaction.

I can't tell if he's starting a wave or wants to hide from scary vag. The leaning back tells me he's looking to run though.

Posted by: no good deed at June 22, 2017 09:52 AM (hsb2w)

141
He made her clothes disappear.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 22, 2017 09:50 AM (ZM2xo)

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He gave her tequila?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2017 09:52 AM (kTF2Z)

142 Jacking what?
Posted by: Liberal Beta Male at June 22, 2017 09:41 AM (J+eG2)

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Clitoris????

I never heard of THAT Poke'mon?

~Liberal Beta Male

Posted by: fixerupper at June 22, 2017 09:52 AM (8XRCm)

143 "Rasmussen dies it once a week ?? "

"B" Team level trolls, this week.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 09:52 AM (J+eG2)

144 What year is it?

Posted by: Jeff Van Sessions at June 22, 2017 09:53 AM (l4aLi)

145 When it seemed as if the verdict would be unfavourable, Hypereides removed Phryne's robe and bared her breasts before the judges to arouse their pity.

So Hypereides was the guy who invented the "what do you think of these?" defense.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 22, 2017 09:53 AM (AmNTJ)

146 ELBOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 22, 2017 09:53 AM (nQHw/)

147 Headbands seemed to be the "in" thing. What I don't get is why is everyone wearing a blanket?

It's so everyone could mount each other at the drop of a hat.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2017 09:53 AM (j+h+K)

148 but owing to her yellowish complexion she was called Phryne ("toad").

We approve.

Brekekekex-koax-koax!

Posted by: The Frogs at June 22, 2017 09:53 AM (p+Wdc)

149 And now, woman; Go! And make us some gyros!

Posted by: Greek Judges at June 22, 2017 09:53 AM (1biAv)

150 Yep, public opinion polls are more a reflection of the effectiveness of the news media, than it is about the public's opinion of a politician.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 22, 2017 09:53 AM (m9X4Y)

151 Hypocritical Patriarchy. Half of them have their bosoms bared, too!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 22, 2017 09:53 AM (H5rtT)

152

You Want That in Euros, Or What? - a limerick

She bribed the jury, setting up this scene
Of the first real naked girl they'd ever seen
"We rest our case, your honor"
Said the naked prima donna
'Tis Phryne, the original Drachma Queen

Posted by: Muldoon at June 22, 2017 09:54 AM (mvenn)

153
First row, sixth from the right. That dude has a fist full of one dollar bills IYKWIM.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 22, 2017 09:54 AM (XWkhW)

154
" ELBOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

See #58

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 09:54 AM (J+eG2)

155 She's got a huge butterfly tat on her back. Just look at all of the guys on the left side that have seen it, compared to the guys on the right.

Posted by: goon at June 22, 2017 09:55 AM (EaQ6/)

156 A concern troll this early?

In other news, PAUL FREAKING ANKA is performing is Savannah Sunday.

In an interview he talks about the Mob running Vegas and sez:

"The Mob controlled the record business, the nightclubs. They never gave me any problems. They were gentlemen."

Anyhow, tickets are available for the pit area that allows members to a private meet-and-greet.

No, I'm not planning to go, but if I did, I'd ask if the guys still get shirts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2017 09:55 AM (PY9jH)

157 He made her clothes disappear.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 22, 2017 09:50 AM (ZM2xo)

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He gave her tequila?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

The very first Jose Quervo advertisement.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2017 09:55 AM (j+h+K)

158 Needs more tentacle.

Posted by: General Zod at June 22, 2017 09:55 AM (Bdeb0)

159 76 I'm with that guy in the back row-center, throwing his hands up. That was my first reaction.
Posted by: goon at June 22, 2017 09:37 AM (EaQ6/)

Remember, those are *Greek* men. Probably never saw a naked woman before.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 22, 2017 09:55 AM (AmNTJ)

160 @154 Ha ha and you win.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 22, 2017 09:56 AM (nQHw/)

161 Talent portion? It's probably the dance off

Posted by: JEM at June 22, 2017 09:56 AM (TppKb)

162 Needs more tentacle.
Posted by: General Zod at June 22, 2017 09:55 AM (Bdeb0)

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Would have been funnier with an Eichenwald sock.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 22, 2017 09:56 AM (8XRCm)

163 "Clitoris????

I never heard of THAT Poke'mon?

~Liberal Beta Male"

Can't wait till the "Female Orgasm" card comes up.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 09:56 AM (J+eG2)

164 If you look closely, you can see a guy resembling Ossoff running away in fear.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2017 09:56 AM (PY9jH)

165 RE: PDT's unpopularity:

It varies, see, from state to state? Duh.

I don't give a skit if California is robin's egg blue or erotic auto asphyxiation blue. See? Light blue and dark blue are just... blue.

They don't award any extra electoral votes for carrying that west coast skithole by 70 percent instead of 60 percent.

Posted by: mnw at June 22, 2017 09:56 AM (ezX5B)

166
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2017 09:36 AM (4AVeu)

If the Dems hired a hit man, they would have gotten someone who was a better shot than
Hodgkinson. yeah, I know Rich was killed at close range but still...

A guy who fires off a zillion rounds without managing to kill anybody is not hitman material.

I doubt Hodgkinson ever fired a gun in his life before he went to that baseball field.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 22, 2017 09:56 AM (ZM2xo)

167 Muldoon is en fuego today.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 22, 2017 09:57 AM (AmNTJ)

168 Sexshe! hic

Posted by: Hillary 2020! at June 22, 2017 09:57 AM (FZbRo)

169 Taa Daa!

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at June 22, 2017 09:57 AM (gNBP8)

170 So this is the ho that Phryne Fisher in Miss Fisher's Mysteries is based on?

The tv show is fun, the books were ok but a bit too commie-loving

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 22, 2017 09:58 AM (hMwEB)

171 You could make 5 really fancy kitchen counter tops out of that slab of marble that she's standing on. And I'd really like to have that little gold statue.

Posted by: goon at June 22, 2017 09:58 AM (EaQ6/)

172
They don't award any extra electoral votes for carrying that west coast skithole by 70 percent instead of 60 percent.

Posted by: mnw at June 22, 2017 09:56 AM (ezX5B)

The hell you say????

*hic*

Posted by: Frau Gruppencankles at June 22, 2017 09:58 AM (XWkhW)

173 I'd have been much more interested in high school anatomy if the class wer elike this.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 22, 2017 09:59 AM (KUaJL)

174 "I doubt Hodgkinson ever fired a gun in his life before he went to that baseball field. "

FBI update stated that prior to relocating to Virginia, Police had been summoned to his home due to target practice which he was doing on his property.

While a noise nuisance, Police determined that firearm target practice on his property was not in violation of local law.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 09:59 AM (J+eG2)

175
I doubt Hodgkinson ever fired a gun in his life before he went to that baseball field.

=====

Interviews with the neighbors said that they were very unhappy with his target practice, especially over neighboring yards with kids and swingsets.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 22, 2017 09:59 AM (MIKMs)

176 What happened to Rasmussen? He died?

Huh.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 22, 2017 09:59 AM (eytER)

177 Um.. Did Stringer Davis (#64) just call all the 'ettes courtesans?

* backs away slowly *

Posted by: mindful webworker - noblewomen, I'd say at June 22, 2017 10:00 AM (hGZJP)

178

Gentlemen of the jury, my client is as guilty as hell. But take a look at her boobs and mish!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2017 10:00 AM (493sH)

179 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-gQ0hYGY5F8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 22, 2017 10:00 AM (Nwg0u)

180 is that the reaper in the bottom left corner? even he can't look.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 22, 2017 10:01 AM (KP5rU)

181 So this is the ho that Phryne Fisher in Miss Fisher's Mysteries is based on?

The tv show is fun

The run ended too soon.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2017 10:01 AM (j+h+K)

182 The dude in blue on the left has just dramatically revealed that it's Karen Handel who won, not Jon Ossoff, to a horrified CNN panel.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 22, 2017 10:01 AM (dargh)

183 How do you die a poll?

Do you hit it with a stick?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 22, 2017 10:01 AM (ZM2xo)

184 Areopagus = Mars Hill, where Paul gave his Acts 17 sermon. Phryne lived several hundred years before, so she wouldn't have heard it. This is one of the problems I have with Christian theology. Was Phryne condemned to hell merely because she was born at the wrong place at the wrong time? Calvinists would say she is in hell for her sins, and God is not obligated to save everyone. William Lane Craig has a Molinist take in which God knows how people would exercise their free will in every case, so that people who were allowed to be born in pagan times would have still chose paganism in +33AD. But there is not much support for Molinism in the Bible, ingenious as it is.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2017 10:01 AM (xAvrH)

185 Muldoon is on fire? Should we urinate on him?

Posted by: JEM at June 22, 2017 10:02 AM (TppKb)

186 "Should we urinate on him?"

If we consider him a friend, we must.

*ZZPP*

Stand back.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 10:03 AM (J+eG2)

187 If we consider him a friend, we must.

*ZZPP*

Stand back.

Dude - stop eating asparagus.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 22, 2017 10:04 AM (eytER)

188 Thought bubble over third guy from the right, back row:

"Great. My wife said, 'wear the red toga, you'll really stand out from the crowd, everyone else will be in the traditional white.' Why do I ever listen to her?! Why did I not go with the periwinkle!?"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 22, 2017 10:04 AM (mvenn)

189 50 All this painting really needs is a bottle of baby oil
Posted by: JEM at June 22, 2017 09:32 AM (TppKb)

Someone's been reading Aristophanes's "The Frogs", I see.

Posted by: George LeS at June 22, 2017 10:04 AM (+TcCF)

190
Interviews with the neighbors said that they were very unhappy with his target practice, especially over neighboring yards with kids and swingsets.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 22, 2017 09:59 AM (MIKMs)

Was he shooting with his eyes shut?

Because truly, it's amazing to me that that number of bullets were flying around and only one person was seriously wounded. Thank God.

I don't think a "deplorable" would be that incompetent.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 22, 2017 10:04 AM (ZM2xo)

191
"Voila! Now, for my next trick, watch as I make this woman disappear again. Ah-one... Ah-two..."

Nothin' up my sleeve!

Posted by: Bullwinkle at June 22, 2017 10:04 AM (IqV8l)

192 Muldoon: ...well hung jury.

* throws one of Milady's didn't-turn-out-right hard-as-a-rock won't-make-the-cookbook muffins at Muldoon *

At least this limerick met the "naughty pun" requirement of a true limerick.

(Milady's Hard Rock Muffins available as confrontational weaponry. "They're only muffins, Officer!")

Posted by: mindful webworker - rock n rolled at June 22, 2017 10:04 AM (hGZJP)

193 What, no feminists complaining that her shaved pits aren't authentic?

Posted by: tankdemon at June 22, 2017 10:05 AM (bKUCi)

194 If you blow up the picture, she's wearing white gladiator sandals. Nice.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2017 10:05 AM (xAvrH)

195
I see no glass ceiling here.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2017 10:05 AM (pNxlR)

196 I don't really care for the large panoramic paintings of his. I prefer when he does one person because I like the faces. Here's an example:

http://tinyurl.com/y8szltz5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2017 10:05 AM (qES5k)

197 Truly in the case of combustion it is necessary to unzip fly and let fly.

But it would be tragic if our moronettes were unable to contribute so how do we help them with appropriate hardware?

Posted by: JEM at June 22, 2017 10:05 AM (TppKb)

198 I was going to say there is an incredible amount of judging going on over this lovely ivory skinned lass.

Checking the content confirmed that was just exactly what was going on.

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2017 10:06 AM (MdC1o)

199 I think everyone's shocked that she's dabbing 2,000 years before that was a thing.

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, covfefe moron, now with two scoops at June 22, 2017 10:06 AM (9MlEz)

200 185 Muldoon is on fire? Should we urinate on him?

Posted by: JEM at June 22, 2017 10:02 AM (TppKb)

Feel free. He gets that a lot.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 22, 2017 10:06 AM (AmNTJ)

201 If you blow up the picture, she's wearing white gladiator sandals. Nice.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2017 10:05 AM (xAvrH)

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Ummmmm.... why did you bl......

......nevermind.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 22, 2017 10:06 AM (8XRCm)

202 Hodgekinsons target practice:

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

Damn, that tomato can must have a force field or something!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2017 10:07 AM (kTF2Z)

203 About the painting ...

It appears that the back story is as interesting as the front story.

Posted by: mrp at June 22, 2017 10:07 AM (Pqytn)

204 Milady's Hard Rock Muffins available as confrontational weaponry.

Ready the trebuchet!

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2017 10:08 AM (MdC1o)

205 @199 Aw sh*t, thought it was an original comment! Sorry...

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, covfefe moron, now with two scoops at June 22, 2017 10:08 AM (9MlEz)

206 That looks like a tapestry of Christ on the cross, hanging there in the background behind the Mage. Maybe this is a trial, and not a market as I first supposed. I'd rather it was about commerce and not some chicken-shit law that the poor girl broke.

Posted by: goon at June 22, 2017 10:08 AM (EaQ6/)

207 Is that ottoman guy's sister?

Posted by: Tami at June 22, 2017 10:08 AM (Enq6K)

208 But it would be tragic if our moronettes were unable to contribute so how do we help them with appropriate hardware?

Get them a ladder?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2017 10:08 AM (j+h+K)

209 I recommend at least SPF50 for this girl.

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2017 10:09 AM (MdC1o)

210 Perhaps it's too obvious but if there are Greeks involved there's going to be a backstory

Posted by: JEM at June 22, 2017 10:09 AM (TppKb)

211 I'm saying somebody in the DNC would conceive of the possibility it is in their best interests to cool the fire a little bit.
Don't get it. I honestly don't.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 22, 2017 09:51 AM (nBr1j)

At this point on the Left, the lunatics are running the asylum. The crazies have the bit in their teeth and they are going off that cliff irregardless of the consequences.

One also must remember that the DNC leadership is old and most of them remember their days as anarchists very fondly. Fomenting this anarchy is what got them their gated estates with hot and cold running illegal labor, their hundreds of millions, their foundations, lobbyist slots and professorships for their spawn/spouses, and their P-O-W-E-R. They have a huge blind spot with regards to political violence because

IT'S WHAT BRUNG THEM TO THE PARTY AND YA DANCE WITH WHAT BRUNG YA.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is not a vinegar-c**ted hag, thank you very much. at June 22, 2017 10:09 AM (kXoT0)

212 http://tinyurl.com/y8szltz5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2017 10:05 AM (qES5k)

Very impressive.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 22, 2017 10:10 AM (AmNTJ)

213 And yet she persisted... in getting naked!

Posted by: Zombie Sam Kinison at June 22, 2017 10:10 AM (FZbRo)

214 But it would be tragic if our moronettes were unable to contribute so how do we help them with appropriate hardware?

It's already covered. It's called GoGirl. Available at Target, naturally.

Posted by: no good deed at June 22, 2017 10:10 AM (hsb2w)

215 "Is that ottoman guy's sister?"

I didn't think Otter had a sister.

Maybe Flounder's.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 10:10 AM (J+eG2)

216 I wonder if the wags have done a 'Hitler learns that Ossoff lost" yet.

Posted by: mnw at June 22, 2017 10:11 AM (ezX5B)

217 I recommend at least SPF50 for this girl.

applied by some guy sporting wood

Posted by: JEM at June 22, 2017 10:11 AM (TppKb)

218 She looks suicidal from a vitamin D deficiency.

Posted by: Fritz at June 22, 2017 10:12 AM (2Mnv1)

219 And now gentlemen, fresh from the streets of Dayton, where we picked her up just last Tuesday, item number 23 on your bidding list.

Posted by: goon at June 22, 2017 10:13 AM (EaQ6/)

220 194
If you blow up the picture, she's wearing white gladiator sandals. Nice.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2017 10:05 AM (xAvrH)
***

Hey Jimmy . . ever watched a gladiator movie?

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 22, 2017 10:13 AM (Fb9aZ)

221 I'm saying somebody in the DNC would conceive of the possibility it is in their best interests to cool the fire a little bit.
Don't get it. I honestly don't.
======

They have so ratcheted up their insane, lunatic base (which sadly isn't really fringe at all - it's the mainstream of their party), that the genie cannot be put back in the bottle. They can't tame it because they are afraid the beast is going to turn on them, as well.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 22, 2017 10:13 AM (vg8iE)

222 Muldoon is on fire? Should we urinate on him?

Posted by: JEM at June 22, 2017 10:02 AM (TppKb)

Feel free. He gets that a lot.

Posted by: OregonMuse

******

Sheesh. Labor all morning over a hot thesaurus and this is the thanks I get. Bunch of ingrates!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 22, 2017 10:13 AM (mvenn)

223 "Muzzie Slave Market, Circa A.D. 760 - Present"

Posted by: Sharkman at June 22, 2017 10:13 AM (rfC2s)

224 ahhh...

breast thursday!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 22, 2017 10:14 AM (WTSFk)

225 Sheesh. Labor all morning over a hot thesaurus and this is the thanks I get. Bunch of ingrates!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 22, 2017 10:13 AM (mvenn)

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well...... urine a fine mood today.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 22, 2017 10:14 AM (8XRCm)

226 "They can't tame it because they are afraid the beast is going to turn on them, as well."

Yada yada wind...yada yada whirlwind.

*Shit some old guy said.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 10:14 AM (J+eG2)

227 this is breast thursdasy, right?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 22, 2017 10:14 AM (WTSFk)

228 There's a funny compilation video at Wash. Free Beacon w/talking heads all saying the GA special election was a "referendum on Trump." Like 10 of the usual suspects. Well... if it was a referendum on Trump, I guess The People have spoken?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 22, 2017 10:15 AM (ty7RM)

229 My review of this painting:

WTF?

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 22, 2017 10:15 AM (9GhFt)

230 "Sheesh. Labor all morning over a hot thesaurus and this is the thanks I get. Bunch of ingrates! "

It's the least we could do for a friend.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 10:15 AM (J+eG2)

231 Sheesh. Labor all morning over a hot thesaurus and this is the thanks I get. Bunch of ingrates!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 22, 2017 10:13 AM (mvenn)

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well...... urine a fine mood today.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 22, 2017 10:14 AM (8XRCm)

What do you want us to do? Prostate ourselves?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 22, 2017 10:15 AM (PFy0L)

232
Who'll open the bidding?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2017 10:16 AM (ZO497)

233 We're over 100 comments so I feel only slightly uncomfortable going off topic.

Art thread is an open thread. You couldn't go off topic, no matter how hard you tried.

I'm somewhat puzzled by the determination of Democrats to pour gasoline on the fire of violent rhetoric against conservatives and Republicans.
Does it not cross their minuscule, reptilian brains that they might not be able to forever control that fire, or that they could burn?

They are not pragmatists. Their ideology is more important than success. That is why ESPN, Newsweek, Kelloggs, and the Democratic party would rather tank thank compromise their purity by even one iota. They are the secular Mujahideen.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2017 10:16 AM (xAvrH)

234 Painting caption:

And abracadabra the lady has vanished! Wait hold let me try again.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 22, 2017 10:16 AM (9GhFt)

235 It's going to be really hard to find the cat in this picture. (boy, did I leave the door open there, or what?!)

Posted by: goon at June 22, 2017 10:16 AM (EaQ6/)

236 Her name, really, was Mnesarete,
She bared not her muff, just her titty,
Even under false name,
when they saw "what a dame!"
they couldn't convict, coz of "pity"

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, covfefe moron, now with two scoops at June 22, 2017 10:16 AM (9MlEz)

237 So that's how you spell thesaurus!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2017 10:16 AM (PWDVh)

238 Muldoon is on fire? Should we urinate on him?

Posted by: JEM at June 22, 2017 10:02 AM (TppKb)

Feel free. He gets that a lot.

Posted by: OregonMuse
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Call us.

Posted by: Pissing Russian Hookers at June 22, 2017 10:17 AM (vg8iE)

239 Sheesh. Labor all morning over a hot thesaurus and this is the thanks I get. Bunch of ingrates!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 22, 2017 10:13 AM (mvenn)

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well...... urine a fine mood today.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 22, 2017 10:14 AM (8XRCm)

What do you want us to do? Prostate ourselves?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 22, 2017 10:15 AM (PFy0L)

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**puts on "Best of Urethra Franklin**

Maybe some Motown will cheer Muldoon up.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 22, 2017 10:17 AM (8XRCm)

240 "What do you want us to do? Prostate ourselves?"

You go first.

He's not that close of a friend.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 10:17 AM (J+eG2)

241 Sheesh. Labor all morning over a hot thesaurus and this is the thanks I get. Bunch of ingrates!

I am reminded of the Civil War officer who survived because he jumped into a pigsty.

Posted by: JEM at June 22, 2017 10:17 AM (TppKb)

242 Sheesh. Labor all morning over a hot thesaurus and this is the thanks I get. Bunch of ingrates!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 22, 2017 10:13 AM (mvenn)

The urine will be warm too.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Country Boy at June 22, 2017 10:17 AM (Jcg9Q)

243 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is not a vinegar-c**ted hag, thank you very much. at June 22, 2017 10:09 AM (kXoT0)
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To that point, Pelosi has a press conference this morning. Will she admit there is something wrong or is it "Steady as she goes, we're winning...with tiger blood!".

Most interesting, the press should be throwing hardballs at her this morning but will they?

Posted by: WisRich at June 22, 2017 10:18 AM (G0vdT)

244 And abracadabra the lady has vanished! Wait hold let me try again.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 22, 2017 10:16 AM (9GhFt)
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Oh, something has vanished....

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 22, 2017 10:18 AM (vg8iE)

245 Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 22, 2017 09:51 AM (nBr1j)

It could be many things:

(1) They don't care because they think they are immune.
(2) They don't really get how bad it could get.
(3) They are in the "bring on the burning times" mode.
(4) Some are trying to calm things down but have been shouted down by the hotheads.
(5) They are in an internal squabble with no one actually driving the bus.
(6) Plenty of other reasons, as many as there are people.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Carries ACME Products for Our Democrat Customers! at June 22, 2017 10:18 AM (hLRSq)

246
194 If you blow up the picture, she's wearing white gladiator sandals. Nice.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2017 10:05 AM (xAvrH)

Tarantino lurks at the HQ??

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 22, 2017 10:18 AM (XWkhW)

247 Well. I guess I'll just take my urine-soaked webworker muffins and go sit in the corner.

Harumph.

Hey, the moisture really softened up those muffins. Not half bad!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 22, 2017 10:18 AM (mvenn)

248 What's the one about the difference between prone and supine being that supine means you hold soup in your navel

Posted by: JEM at June 22, 2017 10:18 AM (TppKb)

249 I wonder if the wags have done a 'Hitler learns that Ossoff lost" yet.

Posted by: mnw at June 22, 2017 10:11 AM (ezX5B)

Didn't see one on YouTube when I checked just now, but there are something like 4 or 5 versions of "Hitler finds out that Trump won the election".

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 22, 2017 10:18 AM (AmNTJ)

250 Science! This is where the ancient Greeks figured out if a girl bursting out of a cake, or a cake bursting out of a girl is the correct order of things in the universe.

Posted by: You Rippa These at June 22, 2017 10:19 AM (9Iv5S)

251 She's no Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2017 10:20 AM (PY9jH)

252 Didn't Mliady's Hard Rock Muffins open for Blue Oyster Cult at the Palace in 1978?

Posted by: tankdemon at June 22, 2017 10:20 AM (bKUCi)

253 141

He made her clothes disappear.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 22, 2017 09:50 AM (ZM2xo)

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He gave her tequila?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2017 09:52 AM (kTF2Z)

****Golf clap*https://giphy.com/gifs/clapping-clap-UZFb9Mx75oL1m

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 22, 2017 10:21 AM (Fb9aZ)

254 @realDonaldTrump 16 minutes agoI certainly hope the Democrats do not force Nancy P out. That would be very bad for the Republican Party - and please let Cryin' Chuck stay!

Posted by: Tami at June 22, 2017 10:21 AM (Enq6K)

255 Hey, the moisture really softened up those muffins. Not half bad!!!

At the Golden Corral they call those "Barrel Style Muffins."

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 22, 2017 10:21 AM (PFy0L)

256 "Muzzie Slave Market, Circa A.D. 760 - Present"

Posted by: Sharkman

If the legend of Phryne had taken place in Saudi Arabia, her part would have been played by a goat.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2017 10:21 AM (xAvrH)

257 254 @realDonaldTrump 16 minutes agoI certainly hope the Democrats do not force Nancy P out. That would be very bad for the Republican Party - and please let Cryin' Chuck stay!

Posted by: Tami at June 22, 2017 10:21 AM (Enq6K)
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Oh my.

Posted by: WisRich at June 22, 2017 10:22 AM (G0vdT)

258 @256

But the shaving wouldn't have been as dramatic; takes a while...

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, covfefe moron, now with two scoops at June 22, 2017 10:23 AM (9MlEz)

259 @realDonaldTrump 16 minutes agoI certainly hope the Democrats do not force Nancy P out. That would be very bad for the Republican Party - and please let Cryin' Chuck stay!

Posted by: Tami at June 22, 2017 10:21 AM (Enq6K)

This is why I hope he never stops tweeting. Nobody else in the GOP with the balls to do this.

Posted by: Country Boy at June 22, 2017 10:23 AM (Jcg9Q)

260 ***Boing***

Posted by: LASue, so deplorable I should be indicted! at June 22, 2017 10:23 AM (hZ+us)

261 If the legend of Phryne had taken place in Saudi Arabia, her part would have been played by a goat.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2017 10:21 AM (xAvrH)

And Saudi Arabia by Brian Dennehy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2017 10:23 AM (493sH)

262 "Sheesh. Labor all morning over a hot thesaurus and this is the thanks I get. Bunch of ingrates! "

A true artist is never appreciated until he has moved on to a higher plane of existence.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 22, 2017 10:23 AM (m9X4Y)

263 Posted by: Tami at June 22, 2017 10:21 AM (Enq6K)

The High Elders of Conservatism sniff and cluck over Trump's bad form in insulting his betters.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Carries ACME Products for Our Democrat Customers! at June 22, 2017 10:23 AM (hLRSq)

264
245 Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 22, 2017 09:51 AM (nBr1j)

It could be many things:

(1) They don't care because they think they are immune.
(2) They don't really get how bad it could get.
(3) They are in the "bring on the burning times" mode.
(4) Some are trying to calm things down but have been shouted down by the hotheads.
(5) They are in an internal squabble with no one actually driving the bus.
(6) Plenty of other reasons, as many as there are people.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Carries ACME Products for Our Democrat Customers! at June 22, 2017 10:18 AM (hLRSq)

Or, per my usual rant about Leftists, they are motivated purely by destruction, slavery and death. They WANT chaos. All that shit about building their perfect socialist paradise is the lie that they tell to the masses to mask their goal of the total destruction of Western Civilization. They don't care about what happens next, as long as they get the chance to shoot a few kneeling Kulaks in the back of the neck before it's over.

That's why they get along so well with jihadis. They're ALLIES. With the same goal. The difference is that the mohammedans have a plan for what comes afterwards.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 22, 2017 10:23 AM (XWkhW)

265 Show and Tell Day at the Castro bath house?

Posted by: Agent Cooper at June 22, 2017 10:24 AM (INRVS)

266 254 @realDonaldTrump 16 minutes agoI certainly hope the Democrats do not force Nancy P out. That would be very bad for the Republican Party - and please let Cryin' Chuck stay!
Posted by: Tami at June 22, 2017 10:21 AM (Enq6K)
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This is how you play 3D chess. They'll double down now on her instead of seeing the rationale behind removing her from power...

Posted by: astronaut achmed at June 22, 2017 10:24 AM (nWI06)

267 I'm somewhat puzzled by the determination of Democrats to pour gasoline on the fire of violent rhetoric against conservatives and Republicans.
Does it not cross their minuscule, reptilian brains that they might not be able to forever control that fire, or that they could burn?

They are so certain of their virtue, intelligence, and rightness that they think they can fix any disaster they cause by their tactics and policy. They are moving us toward utopia, you see. It will all work out perfectly fine in the end.

The fact that history proves them wrong over and over is irrelevant, since history started in 2008 for most of them, or at best their birth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 10:24 AM (39g3+)

268 @realDonaldTrump 16 minutes agoI certainly hope the Democrats do not force Nancy P out. That would be very bad for the Republican Party - and please let Cryin' Chuck stay!

Posted by: Tami at June 22, 2017 10:21 AM (Enq6K)

I just saw that. He really knows how to twist the knife. After the Tossoff loss the Republicans need to come out swinging with their agenda. Unfortunately all they are probably doing is getting ready for another surrender

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2017 10:25 AM (493sH)

269
Labor all morning over a hot thesaurus and this is the thanks I get.

Thesaurus. It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Wilma Flintstone at June 22, 2017 10:25 AM (IqV8l)

270 Reach out....

Reach out, and touch someone.

:AT&T

http://tinyurl.com/ycxmp9j8

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 10:25 AM (J+eG2)

271 I got $250 million for tequila.

Posted by: George Clooney at June 22, 2017 10:26 AM (FZbRo)

272 254

PDT needs to STFU. I mean, damn! Talk about tax reform or something, boss.

Posted by: mnw at June 22, 2017 10:26 AM (ezX5B)

273 >>This is why I hope he never stops tweeting. Nobody else in the GOP with the balls to do this.

Exactly!
Now they have to factor Trump's taunt into their decisions to chuck Pelosi. Not that they care, it's just that he gets so far under their skin that they always take the bait.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2017 10:26 AM (NOIQH)

274 @realDonaldTrump 16 minutes agoI certainly hope the Democrats do not force Nancy P out. That would be very bad for the Republican Party - and please let Cryin' Chuck stay!

Posted by: Tami at June 22, 2017 10:21 AM (Enq6K)

This is why I hope he never stops tweeting. Nobody else in the GOP with the balls to do this.
Posted by: Country Boy at June 22, 2017 10:23 AM (Jcg9Q)

I love it. If they replace her or keep her, they lose either way because it either means they took his advice or ignored it.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is not a vinegar-c**ted hag, thank you very much. at June 22, 2017 10:26 AM (kXoT0)

275 "A true artist is never appreciated until he has moved on to a higher plane of existence."

Very true

Just ask Buzzion.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 10:27 AM (J+eG2)

276
@realDonaldTrump 16 minutes agoI certainly hope the Democrats do not force Nancy P out. That would be very bad for the Republican Party - and please let Cryin' Chuck stay!

Posted by: Tami at June 22, 2017 10:21 AM (Enq6K)

Why do I get the feeling that the Magic Scalp Weasel is having the time of his life?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 22, 2017 10:27 AM (XWkhW)

277 TADA! titties

Posted by: Rhennigantx at June 22, 2017 10:27 AM (bmkS9)

278 Phryne was a "courtesan" (high end call girl) who became vastly wealthy from her work. So rich that she offered to rebuild the walls of Thebes after Alexander the Great destroyed them in a siege, out of her own purse. She wanted an inscription on them: Destroyed by Alexander, Rebuilt by Phryne

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 10:27 AM (39g3+)

279 It is 23 to 7 in favor of beards, by my quick count. How did they even shave back then. I guess they could sharpen stuff, big stuff like swords and things, and maybe they had razors, but I'm not getting that vibe. A thing worthy of research!

Posted by: goon at June 22, 2017 10:27 AM (EaQ6/)

280 If you like the tits, you must acquit!

Posted by: Keith at June 22, 2017 10:28 AM (USf3s)

281 So Rasmussen died?

I guess the encephalitis got to him.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 22, 2017 10:28 AM (CPk08)

282
278 Phryne was a "courtesan" (high end call girl) who became vastly wealthy from her work. So rich that she offered to rebuild the walls of Thebes after Alexander the Great destroyed them in a siege, out of her own purse. She wanted an inscription on them: Destroyed by Alexander, Rebuilt by Phryne
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 10:27 AM (39g3+)

So...

BUILD THE WALL!?

... sneaky!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2017 10:28 AM (pNxlR)

283 Randomly:

If California and Illinois go broke and are busted back to territorial status, not only do they lose their Senators and Congresscritters, they lose their stars on the flag.

Fortunately, we already have the design for that.

Posted by: mindful webworker - old whippersnapper at June 22, 2017 10:28 AM (hGZJP)

284 262 Do you mean out of his parents' basement and into,a second floor walk-up?

Posted by: tankdemon at June 22, 2017 10:28 AM (bKUCi)

285 President Blog Commenter

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 22, 2017 10:28 AM (9GhFt)

286 Flounder dead.

Posted by: Sen. John Blutarski at June 22, 2017 10:29 AM (FZbRo)

287 271 I got $250 million for tequila.

Posted by: George Clooney at June 22, 2017 10:26 AM (FZbRo)
___________________________________

The Anti-capitalists' Hero.

By the way, how many lives did his product destroy so he could collect his blood money?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2017 10:29 AM (4AVeu)

288 Oh, something has vanished....

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner

It has been returned to the ecosystem. Not sure if that counts as "vanished".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2017 10:29 AM (xAvrH)

289 This is why I hope he never stops tweeting. Nobody else in the GOP with the balls to do this.

Posted by: Country Boy at June 22, 2017 10:23 AM (Jcg9Q)

I love it. If they replace her or keep her, they lose either way because it either means they took his advice or ignored it.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is not a
vinegar-c**ted hag, thank you very much. at June 22, 2017 10:26 AM
(kXoT0)

He's a master troller. Sometimes some of his tweets make me cringe....but tweets like that one make up for it.

Posted by: Tami at June 22, 2017 10:29 AM (Enq6K)

290 >>Why do I get the feeling that the Magic Scalp Weasel is having the time of his life?

Heh. He's always done this. Used to start twitterspats with other celebrities to entertain himself, such as the Rosie O'Donnell fuel.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2017 10:29 AM (NOIQH)

291
After the Tossoff loss the Republicans need to come out swinging with their agenda.

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B-b-b-b-but that would make Donald look good.

~ Ryan & McConnell & Associates

Posted by: fixerupper at June 22, 2017 10:30 AM (8XRCm)

292 261 If the legend of Phryne had taken place in Saudi Arabia, her part would have been played by a goat.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2017 10:21 AM (xAvrH)

Or the story would have ended with her being snuffed for immodesty.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 22, 2017 10:30 AM (CPk08)

293 California is erecting homeless walls to keep bums from camping out in certain areas. Walls are evil and racist... unless they're to keep the undesirables away from rich and celebs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 10:30 AM (39g3+)

294
Why do I get the feeling that the Magic Scalp Weasel is having the time of his life?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 22, 2017 10:27 AM (XWkhW)

He doesn't strike me as the guffawing type, but I think he enjoys yanking chains immensely.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2017 10:30 AM (pNxlR)

295 If you like the tits, you must acquit!

Posted by: Keith

Awesome! Bravo, my vote for thread winner.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2017 10:30 AM (xAvrH)

296 I would be surprised if Pelosi left; I would think she would hold onto power with blood red nails.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2017 10:31 AM (qES5k)

297 I have a feeling if Trump ever posted here he would have eventually been banned.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 22, 2017 10:31 AM (9GhFt)

298 @realDonaldTrump 16 minutes agoI certainly hope the Democrats do not force Nancy P out. That would be very bad for the Republican Party - and please let Cryin' Chuck stay!

Posted by: Tami at June 22, 2017 10:21 AM (Enq6K)

I love the fact he did it 30 minutes before Pelosi's press conference, forcing the press and her to respond.

I think the military calls that the OODA loop.

Posted by: WisRich at June 22, 2017 10:31 AM (G0vdT)

299 Skandia Recluse: ...A true artist is never appreciated until he has moved on to a higher plane of existence.

Muldoon has to move up to Breitbart??

(Hm. Judges' ruling needed: What would really be a higher plane than AoSHQ? I can't think of anything.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - high on life, maaan at June 22, 2017 10:31 AM (hGZJP)

300 I got $250 million for tequila.
Posted by: George Clooney at June 22, 2017 10:26 AM (FZbRo)

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.....because Socialists are actually Capitalists when it comes to their own shit.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 22, 2017 10:31 AM (8XRCm)

301 PDT needs to STFU. I mean, damn! Talk about tax reform or something, boss.

He has been. Just because he's not tweeting about something doesn't mean he hasn't addressed it.

"Cryin' Chuck." LMAO.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2017 10:32 AM (X6fMO)

302 "Ye who art without boner, cast the first stone.

The defense rests."

Posted by: Sharkman at June 22, 2017 10:32 AM (rfC2s)

303 297 I have a feeling if Trump ever posted here he would have eventually been banned.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 22, 2017 10:31 AM (9GhFt)

WRONG

Posted by: Golden Scalp Weasel at June 22, 2017 10:32 AM (CPk08)

304 "I have a feeling if Trump ever posted here he would have eventually been banned."

There may be some truth to what you wrote.

But, it would have been side splitting fun right up to that moment.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 10:32 AM (J+eG2)

305 Drudge has a link to a weird (I know) story: Sheep gives birth to half-human half-beast sent by devil.

So much material.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2017 10:32 AM (PY9jH)

306 >>He doesn't strike me as the guffawing type, but I think he enjoys yanking chains immensely. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2017 10:30 AM (pNxlR)

Watched "Get Me Roger Stone" last night. Now there's a guy who really likes to yank chains...

Posted by: General Zod at June 22, 2017 10:32 AM (Bdeb0)

307 Who knew that the bandmembers of ZZ Top were Greek?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2017 10:33 AM (4AVeu)

308 * throws one of Milady's didn't-turn-out-right hard-as-a-rock won't-make-the-cookbook muffins at Muldoon *
(Milady's Hard Rock Muffins available as confrontational weaponry. "They're only muffins, Officer!")
Posted by: mindful webworker - rock n rolled at June 22, 2017 10:04 AM

Your Honors, my client stands before you accused of throwing baked goods at the local constabulary. But as you will see ...

*dramatically removes draping*

She dindu muff-in.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2017 10:33 AM (CzY9R)

309 297

I'm banned at RRH, & banned TWICE @ Lucianne.

Posted by: mnw at June 22, 2017 10:34 AM (ezX5B)

310 Keith #280: If you like the tits, you must acquit!

Good one.

Posted by: mindful webworker - work the glove at June 22, 2017 10:34 AM (hGZJP)

311 305 Drudge has a link to a weird (I know) story: Sheep gives birth to half-human half-beast sent by devil.

So much material.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2017 10:32 AM (PY9jH)

I read that as "Shep gives birth...etc." and thought "This is news?"

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 22, 2017 10:34 AM (CPk08)

312 >>305
Drudge has a link to a weird (I know) story: Sheep gives birth to half-human half-beast sent by devil.So much material..... Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2017 10:32 AM (PY9jH)

Giles Goat-Boy.

Posted by: General Zod at June 22, 2017 10:34 AM (Bdeb0)

313 Posted by: Sen. John Blutarski at June 22, 2017 10:29 AM (FZbRo)

The point of throwaway joke at the end of Animal House was that, of course, a disgusting boorish idiot like Blutarsky would never end up in Congress.

But we got Joe Garcia eating his earwax on live tv, and that other fucktard Perez with the MILF tabs open on his browser. The Democrats make satire impossible.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2017 10:35 AM (xAvrH)

314 I read that as "Shep gives birth...etc." and thought "This is news?"
======

Plug and play vagina for the win!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 22, 2017 10:35 AM (vg8iE)

315 "I read that as "Shep gives birth...etc." and thought "This is news?"

Sort of.

I always considered Shep to be infertile.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 10:35 AM (J+eG2)

316 Here are his tweets leading up to the one I posted...from oldest to most recent:

Former Homeland Security Advisor Jeh Johnson is latest top intelligence official to state there was no grand scheme between Trump Russia.

By the way, if Russia was working so hard on the 2016 Election, it all took place during the Obama Admin. Why didn't they stop them?

Why did Democratic National Committee turn down the DHS offer to protect against hacks (long prior to election). It's all a big Dem HOAX!

Why did the DNC REFUSE to turn over its Server to the FBI, and still hasn't? It's all a big Dem scam and excuse for losing the election!

Posted by: Tami at June 22, 2017 10:35 AM (Enq6K)

317 Too rapey.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2017 10:35 AM (udajc)

318 The legend goes that she was on trial (probably for "impiety") the judges deemed her a prophetess and priestess of Aphrodite simply by her stunning beauty, as a result of the stunt.

Its probably all legend but it makes for a great story.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 10:36 AM (39g3+)

319 The legend goes that she was on trial (probably for "impiety") the judges deemed her a prophetess and priestess of Aphrodite simply by her stunning beauty, as a result of the stunt.

=====

In a way, this is my story.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 22, 2017 10:36 AM (vg8iE)

320 What I want to know is why was she wearing something so easy to get out of? I know for a fact I can't walk up to yonder cute young thing and give a tug on her shirt and suddenly she'd dabbing in the nude for me.

Course, the guys look like they are wearing something even easier to get out of. Was Ancient Greece really just a place where people's clothes fell off all the time?

Posted by: Vanceone at June 22, 2017 10:37 AM (HcgJZ)

321 "the judges deemed her a prophetess and priestess of Aphrodite simply by her stunning beauty, as a result of the stunt. "

You misspelled cu......

Uh, never mind.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 10:37 AM (J+eG2)

322 "Searcheth my toga for my lap and do make merry upon it!" *holding up a shekel*

Posted by: Dang at June 22, 2017 10:37 AM (8b+oT)

323 She's naked, but wearing sandals. So, not naked.

"Phryne Shows Off the Areolae"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 22, 2017 10:37 AM (LeI1X)

324
Muslim slave auction.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, who is in a torrid affair. No, with a woman. Yes, she's alive. at June 22, 2017 10:38 AM (fcU1Y)

325 Its probably all legend but it makes for a great story.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 10:36 AM (39g3+)

It's true. This lady has no muff.

Posted by: Hypereides at June 22, 2017 10:38 AM (CPk08)

326 Good grief. Dem Spokes weasel still comparing Tossoff to "a young Barack Obama."

Give it up already, sweetie. Sheesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2017 10:38 AM (PY9jH)

327 270 Reach out....

Reach out, and touch someone.

:AT&T

http://tinyurl.com/ycxmp9j8
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 10:25 AM (J+eG2)

Nice shootin', Canucks!

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at June 22, 2017 10:38 AM (RD7QR)

328 If you like the tits, you must acquit!

Posted by: Keith

Behold the breasts!

The defense, it rests.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2017 10:39 AM (X6fMO)

329 296 I would be surprised if Pelosi left; I would think she would hold onto power with blood red nails.
*
*
She's like Augustus's wife, Livia (see I, Claudius for details). Except, you know, no Augustus.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 22, 2017 10:39 AM (LeI1X)

330 Good grief. Dem Spokes weasel still comparing Tossoff to "a young Barack Obama."

Give it up already, sweetie. Sheesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2017 10:38 AM (PY9jH)
========

Oh, bullshit. We all know to be like Barack Obama, Ossoff would have had to have Handel's sealed divorce records unsealed and then used them to personally destroy her.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 22, 2017 10:39 AM (vg8iE)

331 I agree that Ossoff has the same qualifications, masculinity, and virtue as a young Obama.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 10:40 AM (39g3+)

332 Muldoon's verse defined all of this. Her
looks were a smack in the kisser.
Yet despite Hypereides
The prudes still got flighty:
And a limerick critic's a pisser!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 22, 2017 10:40 AM (H5rtT)

333 Like I've always said, the Greeks may have invented sex, but it took the Romans to introduce women to it.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2017 10:40 AM (4AVeu)

334 Cosby should whip out his dick after the closing arguments of his next trial, see if he gain the sympathy of the one juror he'll need.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 22, 2017 10:40 AM (WpPbD)

335
I don't give a skit if California is robin's egg blue or auto-erotic asphyxiation blue.

Got the RGB or CYMK values for the latter? CAC's election maps could stand a little punching up visually.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2017 10:41 AM (pNxlR)

336 " Good grief. Dem Spokes weasel still comparing Tossoff to "a young Barack Obama."

Got stoned a lot?

Left his white girlfriend because of the optics?

Has a special place in his heart for domineering women??

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 10:41 AM (J+eG2)

337 Like I've always said, the Greeks may have invented sex, but it took the Romans to introduce women to it.
=====

And it's been downhill ever since.

Posted by: Shep! at June 22, 2017 10:41 AM (vg8iE)

338 Drudge has a link to a weird (I know) story: Sheep gives birth to half-human half-beast sent by devil.

So much material.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2017 10:32 AM (PY9jH)

I read that as "Shep gives birth...etc." and thought "This is news?"

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut

Years ago, there used to be a conservative leaning humor site, something like Save the Humans. It once had some headline like "Homosexual Scientists Create World's First Shit Baby". Wouldn't surprise me if Shep were able to pop out one of those.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2017 10:41 AM (xAvrH)

339 If it were half goat/ half man, I would suggest naming it Muhammad, after its father, but being as it is half sheep maybe Woolvie is more appropriate.

I really don't think one mutated mutton is really something to get into a panic about.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 22, 2017 10:41 AM (bKUCi)

340 If you like the tits, you must acquit!

Posted by: Keith

Behold the breasts!

The defense, it rests.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2017 10:39 AM (X6fMO)

If you see her mish, you must dismiss!

Posted by: WisRich at June 22, 2017 10:41 AM (G0vdT)

341 http://tinyurl.com/ycxmp9j8

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
-----

"the kill was verified by video"

YESSSSS! C'mon LiveLeak!

Posted by: Dang at June 22, 2017 10:41 AM (8b+oT)

342 Was Ancient Greece really just a place where people's clothes fell off all the time?

Yeah, read all about it in The Tequiliad.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 22, 2017 10:42 AM (H5rtT)

343 Looks like she's had a Brazilian wax...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 22, 2017 10:42 AM (O2RFr)

344

Posted by: Golden Scalp Weasel at June 22, 2017 10:32 AM (CPk0

I am tickled to have contributed "Golden Scalp Weasel" to the AoSHQ Lexicon & Memepedia.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Carries ACME Products for Our Democrat Customers! at June 22, 2017 10:42 AM (hLRSq)

345
Granny Botox is about to speak about something. I don't think she's too happy with what President McKinley is doing

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2017 10:42 AM (493sH)

346
331 I agree that Ossoff has the same qualifications, masculinity, and virtue as a young Obama.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 10:40 AM (39g3+)

Is his composite gf (gf's parents, to be exact) about to give him the old heave-ho, too?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2017 10:42 AM (pNxlR)

347 A cunning stunt indeed.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2017 10:42 AM (0mRoj)

348 I saw One Mutated Mutton open for They Might Be Giants at the Tsongas Arena in 2015.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2017 10:42 AM (X6fMO)

349 My problem with the Phryne story is that probably every one of those judges knew from personal experience what she looked like in the buff, as she was a high-end hooker.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 10:42 AM (39g3+)

350 What's another word for Thesaurus?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2017 10:42 AM (kTF2Z)

351
From wikipedia:
Phryne's real name was Mnesarete ("commemorating virtue"), but owing to her yellowish complexion she was called Phryne ("toad").

So she may have been asian.
*
*
Hmmm. I can think of several Asian pr0n stars who could take on this role. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 22, 2017 10:43 AM (LeI1X)

352 If you like the beaver you cannot leave her.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 22, 2017 10:43 AM (tVWQB)

353 Granny Botox is about to speak about something. I don't think she's too happy with what President McKinley is doing

Just keep opening your mouth Nan... It's working so well for you...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 22, 2017 10:43 AM (O2RFr)

354
342 Was Ancient Greece really just a place where people's clothes fell off all the time?

Yeah, read all about it in The Tequiliad.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 22, 2017 10:42 AM (H5rtT)

Authored by Roofie Colada

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2017 10:43 AM (pNxlR)

355 Granny Botox is about to speak about something. I don't think she's too happy with what President McKinley is doing

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2017 10:42 AM (493sH)

You're telling me!

Posted by: Leon Czolgosz at June 22, 2017 10:43 AM (X6fMO)

356 Not really sure how flashing a jury proves one is pious, but whatever.
Posted by: josephistan at June 22, 2017 09:28 AM (7HtZB)

Casey Anthony just needed clingy tops and tears.
...and bizarrely behaving parents, but that's another story.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at June 22, 2017 10:43 AM (88jeI)

357 Magic gone bad. She was supposed to disappear.

Just her clothes did.

Hello youz guyz.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'New nic in review'' at June 22, 2017 10:44 AM (7iUYS)

358 Pelosi: "We need a voting rights bill"

Um, you're about three decades behind there Nancy.

Posted by: WisRich at June 22, 2017 10:44 AM (G0vdT)

359 " Good grief. Dem Spokes weasel still comparing Tossoff to "a young Barack Obama."

Got stoned a lot?

Left his white girlfriend because of the optics?

Has a special place in his heart for domineering women??

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
-----
Doesn't speak Austrian? Been to all 57 states? Claimed to be foreign born when tuition money was available? Everything he touches turns to shit? Yep, that last one must be it.

Posted by: Dang at June 22, 2017 10:44 AM (8b+oT)

360 Oh my Zeus!

Posted by: Viagrus Erectus at June 22, 2017 10:44 AM (4AVeu)

361 He's a master troller. Sometimes some of his tweets make me cringe....but tweets like that one make up for it.

Troll Status: Galactic Overlord

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2017 10:44 AM (j+h+K)

362 PDT needs to STFU. I mean, damn! Talk about tax reform or something, boss.

Actually no we *don't* want him talking about tax reform. We want him *doing* tax reform, but talking about it is like allowing yourself to be drawn into an argument with a child.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 22, 2017 10:44 AM (sEDyY)

363
345
Granny Botox is about to speak about something. I don't think she's too happy with what President McKinley is doing
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2017 10:42 AM (493sH)

Remember the Maine!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2017 10:44 AM (pNxlR)

364 Bah bah man sheep. Have you any wool?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2017 10:45 AM (IqV8l)

365 Like I've always said, the ~~Greeks~~ Navy may have invented sex, but it took the ~~Romans~~ Marines to introduce women to it.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2017 10:40 AM

FIFY.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2017 10:45 AM (CzY9R)

366

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2017 10:45 AM (CzY9R)

367 But we got Joe Garcia eating his earwax on live tv, and that other fucktard Perez with the MILF tabs open on his browser.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2017 10:35 AM (xAvrH)

That Perez. What a sick perv. I always say, you can tell a man's character by the open tabs in his browser.

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at June 22, 2017 10:45 AM (AmNTJ)

368 She dindu muff-in.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2017 10:33 AM (CzY9R)
______

I'm afraid this might have gotten missed as a thread winner.
Now that I'm done choking on my pap=tart let me extend to you a

:::golf clap:::

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2017 10:45 AM (MdC1o)

369 If you like the tits, you must acquit!

Posted by: Keith

Behold the breasts!

The defense, it rests.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2017 10:39 AM (X6fMO)

If you see her mish, you must dismiss!

Posted by: WisRich at June 22, 2017 10:41 AM (G0vdT)

If you like her tail, you cannot jail!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2017 10:46 AM (X6fMO)

370 334 But how would he get her the quaalude during final argument?

Posted by: tankdemon at June 22, 2017 10:46 AM (bKUCi)

371 I am tickled to have contributed "Golden Scalp Weasel" to the AoSHQ Lexicon Memepedia.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Carries ACME Products for Our Democrat Customers! at June 22, 2017 10:42 AM (hLRSq)

I created the "thumb" meme a while back. *buffs nails*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2017 10:46 AM (PY9jH)

372 FBN: Senate has released it's health plan.

Posted by: Tami at June 22, 2017 10:46 AM (Enq6K)

373 Cue the stripper music:

"Rock You Like a Hurricane"

Posted by: Viagrus Erectus at June 22, 2017 10:46 AM (4AVeu)

374 Didn't bleed into the signature line. Doesn't count

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 22, 2017 10:46 AM (m9X4Y)

375 Doesn't speak Austrian? Been to all 57 states? Claimed to be foreign born when tuition money was available? Everything he touches turns to shit? Yep, that last one must be it.
Posted by: Dang at June 22, 2017 10:44 AM (8b+oT)

The Dems now have TWO members that can stop the rise of the sea!

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 22, 2017 10:46 AM (CPk08)

376 Just keep thine arm up there, butter face! *starts fapping like mad*

Posted by: Dude in a red toga at June 22, 2017 10:46 AM (8b+oT)

377 I am tickled to have contributed "Golden Scalp Weasel" to the AoSHQ Lexicon Memepedia.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Carries ACME Products for Our Democrat Customers! at June 22, 2017 10:42 AM (hLRSq)

It's a keeper.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 22, 2017 10:47 AM (CPk08)

378 This is upsetting: Antifa planning a protest at Gettysburg on July 1st, plan to burn flags and probably desecrate monuments.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2017 10:47 AM (NOIQH)

379 373 Cue the stripper music:

"Rock You Like a Hurricane"
Posted by: Viagrus Erectus at June 22, 2017 10:46 AM (4AVeu)

This is where she does her column dance.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at June 22, 2017 10:47 AM (RD7QR)

380 Oh God... pap-tart?
ewwwww

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2017 10:47 AM (MdC1o)

381 Sadly, it will be at least 800 years before metallurgists invent brass and the indispensable brass pole.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2017 10:48 AM (4AVeu)

382 If the gal shakes her ass you must give her a pass!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2017 10:48 AM (0mRoj)

383 Like I've always said, the Greeks may have invented sex, but it took the Romans to introduce women to it.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Weren't the Romans the ones with the bathhouses? And Aristotle I believe condemned homosexuality as incompatible with his philosophy of natural law. In the Four Loves, C.S. Lewis says something like "Plato and Socrates tittered over gay pedophilia, but men only titter thus about what they know to be wrong". His point being that homosexuality was never considered normal or acceptable, even in ancient Greece.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2017 10:48 AM (xAvrH)

384 Today is Mom's 97th birthday. Family is starting to filter in for the weekend partying. Milady and I are supposed to be driving to The City right now.

Instead, I am sitting here waiting for a utility minion who, we were assured, will show up some time between early this morning and the next millennium.

Hanging out at AoSHQ early makes it a little bit less painful, but, ow!

Posted by: mindful webworker - or we could pay $45 for worse service at June 22, 2017 10:48 AM (hGZJP)

385 378 This is upsetting: Antifa planning a protest at Gettysburg on July 1st, plan to burn flags and probably desecrate monuments.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2017 10:47 AM (NOIQH)

Half the Civil War buffs that hang out there are bikers. That's not going to go well for the Antifa scum.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at June 22, 2017 10:48 AM (RD7QR)

386 This is upsetting: Antifa planning a protest at Gettysburg on July 1st, plan to burn flags and probably desecrate monuments.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2017 10:47 AM (NOIQH)

Oh, this should be good. Brings to mind an old Lewis Grizzard book title:
"Shoot Low Boys, They're Ridin' Shetland Ponies"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2017 10:48 AM (PY9jH)

387 If thine hand seeks masterbation, you must voteth for probation!

Posted by: Dude in a red toga at June 22, 2017 10:48 AM (8b+oT)

388 My problem with the Phryne story is that probably every one of those judges knew from personal experience what she looked like in the buff, as she was a high-end hooker.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 10:42 AM (39g3+)

Heh. A bunch of Greek homos? Not likely.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 22, 2017 10:48 AM (AmNTJ)

389 What's that stuff on the pedestal and table? Trophies? Is this a Trump beauty contest?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'New nic in review'' at June 22, 2017 10:49 AM (7iUYS)

390 No reason to be concerned about this 3D-Seeing-Through-Walls technique that uses off the shelf hardware, much. From ScienceDaily ..
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y7e9ycz2

Posted by: goon at June 22, 2017 10:49 AM (EaQ6/)

391 Pelosi on election: "We're very proud".

Another moral victory for the Dem's. Pft.

Posted by: WisRich at June 22, 2017 10:49 AM (G0vdT)

392 That's why they get along so well with jihadis.
They're ALLIES. With the same goal. The difference is that the
mohammedans have a plan for what comes afterwards.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 22, 2017 10:23 AM (XWkhW)

As I've written many times before, I have long awaited the War of the Fellow Travelers. Specifically with the Muslims against the gheys, my money is on the suicide bombers. Orlando was the first shot.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 22, 2017 10:50 AM (jK8Z7)

393 243 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is not a vinegar-c**ted hag, thank you very much. at June 22, 2017 10:09 AM (kXoT0)
------

To that point, Pelosi has a press conference this morning. Will she admit there is something wrong or is it "Steady as she goes, we're winning...with tiger blood!".

Most interesting, the press should be throwing hardballs at her this morning but will they?
Posted by: WisRich at June 22, 2017 10:18 AM (G0vdT)

Think mixed slow pitch.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 22, 2017 10:50 AM (nBr1j)

394 Masterbate? Exonerate!

Posted by: Dude in a red toga at June 22, 2017 10:50 AM (8b+oT)

395 378 This is upsetting: Antifa planning a protest at Gettysburg on July 1st, plan to burn flags and probably desecrate monuments.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2017 10:47 AM (NOIQH)

Oh that'll go well for them. HAHAHAHAH!

Posted by: Tami at June 22, 2017 10:50 AM (Enq6K)

396 Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at June 22, 2017 10:48 AM (RD7QR)

One would think.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 22, 2017 10:50 AM (wYseH)

397 The 142 page McYertle Health Care Plan(aka The Cleveland Steamer) was just released.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 22, 2017 10:51 AM (l4aLi)

398 Pelosi on election: "We're very proud".

-----
Sure they are - look at all the money they wasted! It's what they do best!

Posted by: Dang at June 22, 2017 10:51 AM (8b+oT)

399 If thou must fap, we doth not give a crap!!

Posted by: Country Boy at June 22, 2017 10:51 AM (Jcg9Q)

400 ...Plato and Socrates tittered over gay pedophilia...

*snicker* He said tittered.

Posted by: that idiot cartoon kid at June 22, 2017 10:52 AM (hGZJP)

401 His point being that homosexuality was never considered normal or acceptable, even in ancient Greece.
____________________________________

Uh, no.

Posted by: The Greek Navy at June 22, 2017 10:52 AM (4AVeu)

402 >>Half the Civil War buffs that hang out there are bikers. That's not going to go well for the Antifa scum.

Ah, now that could make it interesting. Given the day they chose, there will be a lot of civil war buffs and re-enactors there.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2017 10:52 AM (NOIQH)

403
378 This is upsetting: Antifa planning a protest at Gettysburg on July 1st, plan to burn flags and probably desecrate monuments.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2017 10:47 AM (NOIQH)

When skulls start a-crackin'
You'd better be packin'!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2017 10:52 AM (pNxlR)

404 This is upsetting: Antifa planning a protest at Gettysburg on July 1st, plan to burn flags and probably desecrate monuments.

======

Fucking sons-o-bitches. I sincerely hope they have to be scraped off the pavement. Mother fuckers.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 22, 2017 10:52 AM (vg8iE)

405 His point being that homosexuality was never considered normal or acceptable, even in ancient Greece.

Yeah, its a common historical myth that Greece was rampant with homosexuality, but it wasn't somehow magically more prevalent back then than it is now. Reminds me of the pathetic articles by guys claiming that lots of totally straight men try out homo sex in their youths. Ah, no, we don't.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 10:52 AM (39g3+)

406 This is upsetting: Antifa planning a protest at Gettysburg on July 1st, plan to burn flags and probably desecrate monuments. Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2017 10:47 AM (NOIQH)-----Oh that'll go well for them. HAHAHAHAH!
Posted by: Tami at June 22, 2017 10:50 AM (Enq6K)

Fix bayonets!

Posted by: Blue AND Grey Re-Enactors at June 22, 2017 10:52 AM (uiwCw)

407 FBN: Senate bill will end employer mandate and individual mandate.

Posted by: Tami at June 22, 2017 10:52 AM (Enq6K)

408 He, the painter, did like the naked ladies.

Posted by: Javems at June 22, 2017 10:52 AM (yOqwj)

409 sacre bleu!

Posted by: DanMan at June 22, 2017 10:53 AM (XTiHL)

410 366 Damn, that was pithy and to the point. I hope to see every politician adopt that as their personal credo.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 22, 2017 10:53 AM (bKUCi)

411 365
Like I've always said, the Greeks Navy may have invented sex, but it took the Romans Marines to introduce women to it.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2017 10:40 AM

FIFY.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2017 10:45 AM (CzY9R)

They say the Navy makes men. They sure made me!

Posted by: Bunny Wigglesworth at June 22, 2017 10:53 AM (jK8Z7)

412 In the Four Loves, C.S. Lewis says something like "Plato and Socrates tittered over gay pedophilia...

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2017 10:48 AM (xAvrH)

'Pederasty' was the word Lewis used, not 'pedophilia,' but your point still stands.

By the way, I wish we should stop calling it 'pedophilia', because the 'philia' suffix puts a potentially positive spin on a word that describes a thoroughly disgusting and immoral practice. Sexual degenerates can then exploit this positive spin for their own purposes.

Better words to use :

Child molesting.
Pederasty.

Sometimes, the old words are the best words.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 22, 2017 10:53 AM (AmNTJ)

413 Ah, now that could make it interesting. Given the day they chose, there will be a lot of civil war buffs and re-enactors there.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2017 10:52 AM (NOIQH)

It may be a real reenactment. Yeah.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'New nic in review'' at June 22, 2017 10:54 AM (7iUYS)

414 Gettysburg. Huh.
Looks like the Killer Angels and Pickett's Charge may find common ground at last.

Somebody's gonna find out just whose Cause is Lost.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 22, 2017 10:54 AM (H5rtT)

415 >>Pelosi on election: "We're very proud".

The funny thing about Pelosi's bs is that she says ridiculous things like this and believes she's fooling people, that she's just that awesome at spin.
That's not the senility talking, that's Pelosi, Spinmaster Extraordinaire (in her own mind). And likely no one on her team has the guts to tell her to tone it down a smidgen.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2017 10:54 AM (NOIQH)

416 Ok, mom, don't worry. I have an angle. I told you, I have an angle.

I'll just flash my cute, young, white boobs to the jury, and they'll let me off scot free!

Posted by: Reality Winner at June 22, 2017 10:54 AM (xAvrH)

417 This is upsetting: Antifa planning a protest at Gettysburg on July 1st, plan to burn flags and probably desecrate monuments.

I do hope the Bikers for Trump group knows about this.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 22, 2017 10:55 AM (AmNTJ)

418 They say mini-balls can do a hell of a lot of damage.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2017 10:55 AM (PY9jH)

419 >>404
This is upsetting: Antifa planning a protest at Gettysburg on July 1st, plan to burn flags and probably desecrate monuments.

Fix bayonets. Advance.

Posted by: General Zod at June 22, 2017 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)

420 >>Half the Civil War buffs that hang out there are bikers. That's not going to go well for the Antifa scum.

Hey is that grease spot over there from your Harley or...

Posted by: Under Fire at June 22, 2017 10:55 AM (l4aLi)

421 324

Muslim slave auction.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, who is in a torrid affair. No, with a woman. Yes, she's alive. at June 22, 2017 10:38 AM (fcU1Y)

----------------------------
He painted that one too.

Posted by: Javems at June 22, 2017 10:55 AM (yOqwj)

422 If I was a Democrat I'd be innocently recommending team uniforms. Wouldn't want deranged leftists to get confused.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 22, 2017 10:56 AM (nBr1j)

423 Hugh Hewitt Gets MSNBC Show...

Posted by: astronaut achmed at June 22, 2017 10:56 AM (nWI06)

424
423 Hugh Hewitt Gets MSNBC Show...
Posted by: astronaut achmed at June 22, 2017 10:56 AM (nWI06)

What took them so long?

You know who this helps?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2017 10:56 AM (pNxlR)

425 The homos say they found Greek skeletons doing the butt thing.

Real fake history. Everyone's a homo throughout history!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'New nic in review'' at June 22, 2017 10:56 AM (7iUYS)

426
335
I don't give a skit if California is robin's egg blue or auto-erotic asphyxiation blue.

Got the RGB or CYMK values for the latter? CAC's election maps could stand a little punching up visually.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2017 10:41 AM (pNxlR)

Shee-it. We can't even get plaid maps from CAC.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 22, 2017 10:57 AM (XWkhW)

427 "They say mini-balls can do a hell of a lot of damage."

Hey!!

Posted by: Brako "Mini Ball" Bama at June 22, 2017 10:57 AM (J+eG2)

428 423 Hugh Hewitt Gets MSNBC Show...
Posted by: astronaut achmed at June 22, 2017 10:56 AM (nWI06)

You know who this benefits?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2017 10:57 AM (0mRoj)

429 The homos say they found Greek skeletons doing the butt thing.
======

Oh, yes, kinda like they found them in Pompeii.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 22, 2017 10:57 AM (vg8iE)

430 This is upsetting: Antifa planning a protest at Gettysburg on July 1st, plan to burn flags and probably desecrate monuments.

That's pretty much Trump country there. I remember when the crazy Westboro Church group decided to come to Pennsylvania back country. The State Police basically told them, 'We'll be around, but we're not watching your ass.'

Westboro decided not to come. Antifa might consider that when seconds count, the Pennsylvania State Police might be two counties over.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 22, 2017 10:58 AM (PduNE)

431 She would be perfect for John Ruskin.

Posted by: JAS at June 22, 2017 10:58 AM (EX4Wr)

432 I really need to get some work done today.

You guys ain't helping

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 10:58 AM (J+eG2)

433 This is upsetting: Antifa planning a protest at Gettysburg on July 1st, plan to burn flags and probably desecrate monuments.

There are a lot of hardcore reenactors out there. I hope they go full Sherman on those assholes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2017 10:58 AM (X6fMO)

434 One gay guy is horrified by the sight of the nude lady.

Posted by: Meremortal at June 22, 2017 10:58 AM (3myMJ)

435 Hugh Hewitt Gets MSNBC Show...

Hugh who?

Oh, rich guy, big wooden airplane or choo-choo or something? 18" toenails? That guy?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, who is in a torrid affair. No, with a woman. Yes, she's alive. at June 22, 2017 10:58 AM (fcU1Y)

436 378 This is upsetting: Antifa planning a protest at Gettysburg on July 1st, plan to burn flags and probably desecrate monuments.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2017 10:47 AM (NOIQH)

Good. Let them get their brains bashed in by re-enactors of both the Union AND Confederacy...

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 10:58 AM (7uYFy)

437
430 This is upsetting: Antifa planning a protest at Gettysburg on July 1st, plan to burn flags and probably desecrate monuments.

That's pretty much Trump country there.

Yeah, better not piss off the Amish!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2017 10:58 AM (pNxlR)

438 402 >>Half the Civil War buffs that hang out there are bikers. That's not going to go well for the Antifa scum.

Ah, now that could make it interesting. Given the day they chose, there will be a lot of civil war buffs and re-enactors there.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2017 10:52 AM (NOIQH)

******

Maybe not so much of a "reenactment?"
More like the real thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2017 10:59 AM (j5P46)

439 "This is upsetting: Antifa planning a protest at Gettysburg on July 1st, plan to burn flags and probably desecrate monuments. "

Good of them to try to reunite the North and South like that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 10:59 AM (J+eG2)

440 Pelosi: "We have to redistrict America..."

Posted by: WisRich at June 22, 2017 10:59 AM (G0vdT)

441 Yeah, antifa attacking a bunch of soldiers with period piece accurate weapons? Sure, no ammo... but a sharp pointy stick will hurt you as much now as did back when Grog threw one at Pansy-boy and took Pansy-boy's collection of hot blonds.

Posted by: Vanceone at June 22, 2017 11:00 AM (HcgJZ)

442 429 The homos say they found Greek skeletons doing the butt thing.
======

Oh, yes, kinda like they found them in Pompeii.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 22, 2017 10:57 AM (vg8iE)

Sure. And all animals they now discover are gay too. Heterosexuals just dont get how sick we all are. Its abnormal!

Ugh. Homos, give me a fucking break already.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'New nic in review'' at June 22, 2017 11:00 AM (7iUYS)

443 Zerohedge has the full text of the healthcare bill posted. I'm not sure I want to look.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 22, 2017 11:00 AM (UBzPO)

444 437
430 This is upsetting: Antifa planning a protest at Gettysburg on July 1st, plan to burn flags and probably desecrate monuments.

That's pretty much Trump country there.

Yeah, better not piss off the Amish!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2017 10:58 AM (pNxlR)

*clop clop clop clop clop*
BANG BANG BANG
*clop clop clop clop clop*

Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2017 11:00 AM (0mRoj)

445 This is upsetting: Antifa planning a protest at Gettysburg on July 1st, plan to burn flags and probably desecrate monuments.
____

Patriot Guard time...

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2017 11:00 AM (MdC1o)

446 Gettysburg is a National Military Park, so I would think that as Secretary of the Interior, Zinke might have something planned for Antifa.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is not a vinegar-c**ted hag, thank you very much. at June 22, 2017 11:00 AM (kXoT0)

447 ......and gentlemen as you can see on the new model 2300BC women we have added these new features....

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 22, 2017 11:00 AM (aMlLZ)

448
440 Pelosi: "We have to redistrict America..."
Posted by: WisRich at June 22, 2017 10:59 AM (G0vdT)

I see Nan hasn't talked with her "special class", the CBC, about the wisdom of this.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2017 11:01 AM (pNxlR)

449 Half the Civil War buffs that hang out there are bikers. That's not going to go well for the Antifa scum.

------

I see Stars and Bars in their future.

Because theyre going get the fuck knocked out and go to jail.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 22, 2017 11:01 AM (8XRCm)

450 This is upsetting: Antifa planning a protest at Gettysburg on July 1st, plan to burn flags and probably desecrate monuments.

That's pretty much Trump country there.

Yeah, better not piss off the Amish!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop

Amish drive by.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2017 11:01 AM (j+h+K)

451 "ith period piece accurate weapons? Sure, no ammo."

Would be a real bad thing if mistakes were made.

Things not verified.

Honest mistakes made.

Sometimes bad things happen to good people.

Etc.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 11:01 AM (J+eG2)

452 Pelosi: "We have to redistrict America..."
Posted by: WisRich at June 22, 2017 10:59 AM (G0vdT)

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Biiiiiitch.... you guys need to win an election to do that.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 22, 2017 11:02 AM (8XRCm)

453 >>444
437
430 This is upsetting: Antifa planning a protest at Gettysburg on
July 1st, plan to burn flags and probably desecrate monuments.

Maybe the aid station will be period, too. "You should've stayed at Evergreen College, youngblood. Now you've got a busted arm, and we're gonna have to saw it off. Better if you bite down on this stick..."

Posted by: General Zod at June 22, 2017 11:02 AM (Bdeb0)

454 Pelosi: "We have to redistrict America..."
Posted by: WisRich

Anticipated from miles away, like yesterday.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2017 11:03 AM (udajc)

455 Pelosi: "We have to redistrict America..."
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What the fuck does that even mean?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 22, 2017 11:03 AM (vg8iE)

456 Random:

Pelosi excited that the cost of being proud of defeat is only $30 million.

Great headline at Insty: Some people hate Trump, but more hate liberals.

Some guy thinks Illinois should be dissolved and the surrounding states should split up the land.

The problem is, no one wants the refugees.

Posted by: Meremortal at June 22, 2017 11:03 AM (3myMJ)

457
Maybe the aid station will be period, too. "You should've stayed at Evergreen College, youngblood. Now you've got a busted arm, and we're gonna have to saw it off. Better if you bite down on this stick..."
Posted by: General Zod at June 22, 2017 11:02 AM (Bdeb0)

Me likey!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2017 11:03 AM (pNxlR)

458 It worked for Phryne?

Posted by: Reality Winner defense at June 22, 2017 11:03 AM (yqvys)

459 NEWD POPE elected....white smoke to follow.....

Posted by: saf at June 22, 2017 11:03 AM (cS/ge)

460 This is upsetting: Antifa planning a protest at Gettysburg on July 1st, plan to burn flags and probably desecrate monuments.
____

Patriot Guard time...

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2017 11:00 AM (MdC1o)

Hell yeah.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 22, 2017 11:04 AM (aMlLZ)

461 Pelosi on election: We're very proud.

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So are we!

Posted by: Atlanta Falcons at June 22, 2017 11:04 AM (kTF2Z)

462 Redistricting America means "Gerrymander until Democrats always win"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 11:04 AM (39g3+)

463 heh... looks like 4chan in onto the AntiFa/Gettysburg thing.

Hilarity will surely ensue.

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2017 11:04 AM (MdC1o)

464 Slave market. Scrubbed in a couple places. Mustn't offend you know who.

https://tinyurl.com/ybk499dt

Posted by: Javems at June 22, 2017 11:04 AM (yOqwj)

465 Everything that you ever wanted to know about wheeled suitcase wobble, at last! From Phys dot Org ... short article and a couple of videos at the link.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yd53regh

Posted by: goon at June 22, 2017 11:05 AM (EaQ6/)

466 451
"ith period piece accurate weapons? Sure, no ammo."

Would be a real bad thing if mistakes were made.

Things not verified.

Honest mistakes made.

Sometimes bad things happen to good people.

Etc.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 11:01 AM (J+eG2)

Longbows or crossbows?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 22, 2017 11:05 AM (jK8Z7)

467 I tend to agree that the whole country would benefit from a national redistricting. That's the only way to get rid of the career politicians. I'd be interested to see what a computer would draw based solely on population.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 22, 2017 11:05 AM (UBzPO)

468 So, at $30 million in campaign spending and 124, 893 votes, Ossoff spent $240 per vote to lose.

Handel spent $4.5 million to garner 134,595 votes, at $33.34 per vote to win.

She persisted.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2017 11:05 AM (4AVeu)

469 450 This is upsetting: Antifa planning a protest at Gettysburg on July 1st, plan to burn flags and probably desecrate monuments.

That's pretty much Trump country there.

Yeah, better not piss off the Amish!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop

Amish drive by.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2017 11:01 AM (j+h+K)

******

Now that was funny!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2017 11:05 AM (j5P46)

470 Antifa planning a protest at Gettysburg on July 1st, plan to burn flags and probably desecrate monuments.

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You mean the War where 600,000 mostly white boys gave their lives to free the slaves??

THAT Gettysburg??

Posted by: fixerupper at June 22, 2017 11:06 AM (8XRCm)

471 "Pelosi: "We have to redistrict America..."
Posted by: WisRich at June 22, 2017 10:59 AM (G0vdT)

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Biiiiiitch.... you guys need to win an election to do that."

How about a compromise?

1. Total verification of voter rolls.

2. National Voter ID

3. No early voting.

4. No mail in ballots

5. Secure online voting for military stationed outside State where registered to vote

6. Dip thumb in indelible ink upon casting vote

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 11:06 AM (J+eG2)

472 What the fuck does that even mean?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 22, 2017 11:03 AM (vg8iE)
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Basically, she want's congressional districts changed so the party who wins the popular vote (e.g. the Dems, never mind the illegals votes) should win the Presidency.

So, no change in the Dem agenda: they want to change the rules so their unpopular policies can be forced upon the American people.

Posted by: WisRich at June 22, 2017 11:06 AM (G0vdT)

473 What the fuck does that even mean?
Posted by: bicentennialguy

You in a concentration camp.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2017 11:06 AM (udajc)

474 Kelly Ann Conway's description of the Democrat media's "Russian concussion" cracked me up.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 22, 2017 11:06 AM (hyZqB)

475 469 450 This is upsetting: Antifa planning a protest at Gettysburg on July 1st, plan to burn flags and probably desecrate monuments.

That's pretty much Trump country there.

Yeah, better not piss off the Amish!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop

Amish drive by.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2017 11:01 AM (j+h+K)

******

Now that was funny!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2017 11:05 AM (j5P46)

*cough* #444 *cough*

Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2017 11:06 AM (0mRoj)

476 Fuck you schumer. Demanding the health care bill be done in transparency.

Right dickhead, like you did with Obama care. Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 22, 2017 11:06 AM (aMlLZ)

477 Good. Let them get their brains bashed in by re-enactors of both the Union AND Confederacy...

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 10:58 AM (7uYFy)

Now there's an idea. Let's create a time machine and send all the antifas back to 1861. Both the Rebs and Yankees would be so horrified by the vision that they would unite to stamp out the frightful douchebags from the future.

The union and American lives would be saved and we wouldn't have to put up with those aholes anymore.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 22, 2017 11:06 AM (ZM2xo)

478 459 NEWD POPE elected....white smoke to follow.....

Posted by: saf at June 22, 2017 11:03 AM (cS/ge)
_________________________________

Awesome.

Posted by: Obnoxious Vaping Skateboarder at June 22, 2017 11:07 AM (4AVeu)

479 Posted by: rickb223

******

Now that was funny!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes

You ought to hear the Amish modem joke.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2017 11:07 AM (udajc)

480 *cough* #444 *cough*
Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2017 11:06 AM (0mRoj)

----

yeah.... but rickb was funnier....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 22, 2017 11:07 AM (8XRCm)

481 They say mini-balls can do a hell of a lot of damage.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2017 10:55 AM

Cocoa Pops are tops!

Posted by: Pajama Boy at June 22, 2017 11:07 AM (CzY9R)

482 *cough* #444 *cough*
Posted by: Insomniac

GMTA *fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2017 11:08 AM (j+h+K)

483 yeah.... but rickb was funnier....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 22, 2017 11:07 AM (8XRCm)

Everyone's a fucking critic.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2017 11:08 AM (0mRoj)

484 477 Good. Let them get their brains bashed in by re-enactors of both the Union AND Confederacy...

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 10:58 AM (7uYFy)
_________________________________

Two words:

Fix.

Bayonets.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2017 11:09 AM (4AVeu)

485 316 Here are his tweets leading up to the one I posted...from oldest to most recent:

....

Posted by: Tami at June 22, 2017 10:35 AM (Enq6K)

Thank you. I find Twitter messages to be unreadable unless someone goes through the effort like this. Must be my age. I think there may be money to be made starting up a Twitter transcription service.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 22, 2017 11:09 AM (kUmUV)

486 Do manbunned antifa scalps garner more on the open market?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 22, 2017 11:09 AM (l4aLi)

487 482 *cough* #444 *cough*
Posted by: Insomniac

GMTA *fistbump
Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2017 11:08 AM (j+h+K)

Right on!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2017 11:09 AM (0mRoj)

488 I have a coworker who served on the USS Gettysburg.

He might be interested in this.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 22, 2017 11:10 AM (tVWQB)

489 "Two words:

Fix.

Bayonets."

Two more

Bone
Saw

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 11:10 AM (J+eG2)

490 Half the Civil War buffs that hang out there are bikers. That's not going to go well for the Antifa scum.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at June 22, 2017 10:48 AM (RD7QR)

In Trump's speech in Iowa yesterday he gave a shout-out to the bikers. Says he loves to see them at an event because he feels safer.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 22, 2017 11:10 AM (PduNE)

491 "Longbows or crossbows?"

Embrace the healing power of "and".

Posted by: torquewrench at June 22, 2017 11:11 AM (ujwCG)

492 "Do manbunned antifa scalps garner more on the open market? "

Na...gotta really clean and scrub to get the smell out.

Usually easier to just go with beaver pelt.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 11:11 AM (J+eG2)

493 Read ZeroHedge's summary on the "repeal" bill.

The individual and employer mandate is out and the "Cadillac tax" suspended until 2025 at least. Most of the taxes look like they're getting gutted out.

The "pre-existing condition" nonsense and the business about 26 year olds on their folks' policy stay, but that going away was beyond hope at this stage.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 22, 2017 11:12 AM (AM1GF)

494 Some guy thinks Illinois should be dissolved and the surrounding states should split up the land.

The problem is, no one wants the refugees.

Posted by: Meremortal at June 22, 2017 11:03 AM (3myMJ)

I read the article. There is no way Wisconsin would want Chicago.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 22, 2017 11:12 AM (jK8Z7)

495 1. she's hawt

ii. apparently, grooming is not a recent innovation

c. the men have such a variety of reactions.

four: If I scroll back is there a good explanation of the circumstance we're observing?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2017 11:12 AM (gIRsn)

496 Usually easier to just go with beaver pelt.
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Ugh...tell me about it!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 22, 2017 11:12 AM (vg8iE)

497 What a lovely tray ceiling.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at June 22, 2017 11:12 AM (nXCp4)

498 Pelosi: "We have to redistrict America..."

Posted by: WisRich

I know we all go to zombie mainly for shock. But she had a really great article explaining the mechanics of gerrymandering a few years back. Next time she's here I will pester her for it, I've never been able to find it since.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2017 11:12 AM (xAvrH)

499 One of these "protesters" whips out a can of spray paint to defile any monument and all hell breaks loose. Their shit only works in deep blue cities. I don't think they've thought this one through.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2017 11:12 AM (kTF2Z)

500 So, no change in the Dem agenda: they want to change the rules so their unpopular policies can be forced upon the American people.
Posted by: WisRich at June 22, 2017 11:06 AM

Au contraire. Both our polling and our mega-donors indicate our policies are quite popular, excepting those nasty irredeemable deplorables.

Posted by: DNC at June 22, 2017 11:12 AM (CzY9R)

501 Butt strokes from a 19th Century musket tends to leave a mark.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2017 11:12 AM (4AVeu)

502 "Two words:

Fix.

Bayonets."

Two more

Bone
Saw

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Bonesaw is ready!

Posted by: Bonesaw at June 22, 2017 11:12 AM (AM1GF)

503 Senate Republicans' proposal to replace Obamacare would provide an additional $50 billion over four years to stabilize insurance exchanges.

Posted by: Boned at June 22, 2017 11:13 AM (l4aLi)

504 501 Butt strokes from a 19th Century musket tends to leave a mark.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2017 11:12 AM (4AVeu)

Hurts everywhere else you get hit with one too.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2017 11:13 AM (0mRoj)

505 If I scroll back is there a good explanation of the circumstance we're observing?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2017 11:12 AM (gIRsn)

There is.

http://tinyurl.com/y7two52s
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2017 09:26 AM (X6fMO)

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at June 22, 2017 11:13 AM (nXCp4)

506 Where the tentacles at?

Posted by: Corona at June 22, 2017 11:14 AM (d7XKk)

507 Aren't most of these reenactors not spring chickens/18 years old?

Getting a little shaky in my old age, officer, and gosh darn it, that guy swinging a hammer at the monument done startled me so much I dropped my weapon and you know these antiques; the safety features just don't work so good..... it was all an honest mistake! We are all trained to act as a military unit, so when I dropped my weapon and it discharged, why, everyone else did the same out of habit!

Plus, you know them damn Yankees; none of them have a lick of sense anyway; and half are brain addled as well, so when they saw what our side was doing they must have had a senior moment too and, well, long story short officer, it really is a big mistake that all these here antifa protester types were shot multiple times. Just one big misunderstanding, you know? Gosh, I feel bad, I really do.

Poor Josh who accidentally fired the cannon at them, he really had the tears coming down his face. He's got asthma though, so it only sounded like he was laughing hysterically instead of sobbing. Lotta asthma among all of us; hay fever, too.

Worst part was that the only cannon balls he could find were from old chain gangs and still had the chains attached. That there probably hurt real bad, it really did.

Good thing we had period reenactment medics get to them quick! They did their best, they really did, but that meant amputations for most of the survivors, and since no one dared use any morphine that's over a 100 years old, the medics had to saw off legs without anesthesia. No worries though, some of the boys and I held them down while the medics did their fine work, just like the good old days.

Say, Officer, some of us are all shaken up by what happened and we are going to the local pub. What say you close up shop and we'll all buy you a round or ten for you and your boys since you guys are an understanding bunch and all.....

Posted by: Vanceone at June 22, 2017 11:14 AM (HcgJZ)

508 Butt strokes from a 19th Century musket tends to leave a mark.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2017 11:12 AM (4AVeu)

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The Story of the Start of The Second American Civil War: The Battle of Bikelocks and Bore Loaders.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 22, 2017 11:14 AM (8XRCm)

509 502 "Two words:

Fix.

Bayonets."

Two more

Bone
Saw

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Bonesaw is ready!
Posted by: Bonesaw at June 22, 2017 11:12 AM (AM1GF)

That's a cute outfit. Your husband make it for you?

Posted by: Spider-Man at June 22, 2017 11:14 AM (0mRoj)

510 Under the Republican's health care bill, 780 billion Americans will die everyday.

Posted by: Minority Leader Pelosi at June 22, 2017 11:14 AM (vg8iE)

511 Here we are at Gettysburg, where we have secretly replaced their bats with whiffle bats.

Let's watch...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 11:15 AM (J+eG2)

512 Pelosi: "We have to redistrict America..."
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They already redistricted GA-6 to make it more Dem friendly.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2017 11:15 AM (0jtPF)

513 Some guy thinks Illinois should be dissolved and the surrounding states should split up the land.

The problem is, no one wants the refugees.

Posted by: Meremortal at June 22, 2017 11:03 AM (3myMJ)

We are NOT taking East St. Louis, Illinois.

- signed,

Missouri

Posted by: Tami at June 22, 2017 11:15 AM (Enq6K)

514 One of these "protesters" whips out a can of spray paint to defile any monument and all hell breaks loose.

Protip: Never swing a bike lock on someone who is used to swinging a motorcycle chain. Just don't do it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2017 11:15 AM (j+h+K)

515 We are NOT taking East St. Louis, Illinois.

- signed,

Missouri
Posted by: Tami at June 22, 2017 11:15 AM (Enq6K)mi at June 22, 2017 11:15 AM (Enq6K)

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*fistbump*

Posted by: fixerupper at June 22, 2017 11:16 AM (8XRCm)

516 That's a cute outfit. Your husband make it for you?
Posted by: Spider-Man at June 22, 2017 11:14 AM (0mRoj)

That's a cute outfit, your sugar daddy make it for you?

Posted by: Captain America at June 22, 2017 11:16 AM (72PAC)

517 Butt strokes from a 19th Century musket tends to leave a mark.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2017 11:12 AM (4AVeu)

Ima thinkin that these Antifa thugs need the absolute crap beat out of them. I am talking a "bones that will ache in the cold weather" beating. They think they are somehow strong and invincible and they need to be brutally disabused of the idea that they are free to crap all over everyone's else's freedoms.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is not a vinegar-c**ted hag, thank you very much. at June 22, 2017 11:16 AM (kXoT0)

518 his is upsetting: Antifa planning a protest at Gettysburg on July 1st, plan to burn flags and probably desecrate monuments.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2017 10:47 AM

*channels inner Chamberlain*

BAYONETS!!!11!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2017 11:17 AM (p+Wdc)

519 7 Good. Let them get their brains bashed in by re-enactors of both the Union AND Confederacy...

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 10:58 AM (7uYFy)
_________________________________

Two words:

Fix.

Bayonets.

You gotta admit--the resulting melee would look like something out of Monty Python...

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 11:17 AM (7uYFy)

520 Thank you, ghost of kari, and also congratulations on the lapse of judgment I understand we're celebrating.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2017 11:17 AM (gIRsn)

521 Bander! You going to send me a recipe? I hope so.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 11:17 AM (sBOL1)

522 So who gets the U-505?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 11:17 AM (J+eG2)

523 Some guy thinks Illinois should be dissolved and the surrounding states should split up the land.

Fine, but we draw the Eastern line at I-39.

Posted by: Iowa at June 22, 2017 11:17 AM (MdC1o)

524 That's a cute outfit. Your husband make it for you?

Posted by: Spider-Man at June 22, 2017 11:14 AM (0mRoj)

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Aww, a movie from 15 short years ago. That line could not be included today.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 22, 2017 11:17 AM (vg8iE)

525 The "pre-existing condition" nonsense and the
business about 26 year olds on their folks' policy stay, but that going
away was beyond hope at this stage.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 22, 2017 11:12 AM (AM1GF)

The penalty for not being insured is gone which should hasten the collapse. The problem is the R's own that collapse now and it would've happened next year instead of 4-5 years from now. I don't see how this is a good thing.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 22, 2017 11:17 AM (UBzPO)

526 Poor Josh who accidentally fired the cannon at them, he really had the tears coming down his face. He's got asthma though, so it only sounded like he was laughing hysterically instead of sobbing. Lotta asthma among all of us; hay fever, too.

I am dying over here. LOL

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2017 11:17 AM (j+h+K)

527 They shaved paradise, put up a porking hut.

Posted by: Joan Phryne at June 22, 2017 11:18 AM (eXSOZ)

528 Half the Civil War buffs that hang out there are bikers. That's not going to go well for the Antifa scum.

Posted by: joncelli

I live in NY not PA. Still the antifa bullshit makes me feel a bit lazy and cowardly. These assholes have declared open war on us, and I'd rather just not deal with it - let local law enforcement do it. But if PA law enforcement is like CA, they will not deal with it. My excuse is that I'm not a biker. Although I do own a bike lock, to be used in self defense, like Jackie Chan in Enter the Dragon.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2017 11:18 AM (xAvrH)

529 Ima thinkin that these Antifa thugs need the absolute crap beat out of them. I am talking a "bones that will ache in the cold weather" beating. They think they are somehow strong and invincible and they need to be brutally disabused of the idea that they are free to crap all over everyone's else's freedoms.
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IIRC there was video of these kids going to "fight" wearing cosplay armor. Plastic cosplay armor

Posted by: astronaut achmed at June 22, 2017 11:18 AM (nWI06)

530 Gun play expected at Gettysburg. Many call for more gun control.

Posted by: MFM at June 22, 2017 11:18 AM (l4aLi)

531 "We are NOT taking East St. Louis, Illinois."

But it has Barack Obama Boulevard!

Posted by: torquewrench at June 22, 2017 11:18 AM (ujwCG)

532 501 Butt strokes from a 19th Century musket tends to leave a mark.

Oooooo! I get tingles!

Posted by: Sheppy at June 22, 2017 11:19 AM (fcU1Y)

533 But it has Barack Obama Boulevard!

Posted by: torquewrench at June 22, 2017 11:18 AM (ujwCG)

How nice....and it can keep it.

Posted by: Tami at June 22, 2017 11:19 AM (Enq6K)

534 "423 Hugh Hewitt Gets MSNBC Show..."

I never confused HH with a conservative. He backed McCain and then showed his love for moderate by writing a book about Romney when he announced his candidacy. Backed Ex-Im and hates Cruz. I wonder when is Medved getting his slot?

Posted by: DanMan at June 22, 2017 11:19 AM (XTiHL)

535 Someone needs to take the pulse of that guy sitting in the upper right side. I think he may be dead.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 22, 2017 11:19 AM (XkVg/)

536 Bander! You going to send me a recipe? I hope so.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 11:17 AM (sBOL1)

You sure you want a recipe from him? He's from the part of Pennsylvania that considers 'locally sourced and sustainable' to mean fresh road-kill.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 22, 2017 11:20 AM (PduNE)

537 Oooooo! I get tingles!

Posted by: Sheppy at June 22, 2017 11:19 AM (fcU1Y)

=========

Hey, Sheppy....you, me, a couple of bottles of champagne....yeah?

Posted by: Steve Kroft at June 22, 2017 11:20 AM (vg8iE)

538 Every time some leftist whines about gerrymandering Republicans fixing elections I show them a few maps of Dem districts. Both parties do it when in power and its reprehensible, but the term comes from the early 1800s, its not new, its not one party.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 11:20 AM (39g3+)

539 Ima thinkin that these Antifa thugs need the absolute crap beat out of them. I am talking a "bones that will ache in the cold weather" beating. They think they are somehow strong and invincible and they need to be brutally disabused of the idea that they are free to crap all over everyone's else's freedoms.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is not a vinegar-c**ted hag, thank you very much. at June 22, 2017 11:16 AM (kXoT0)

I love you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2017 11:21 AM (X6fMO)

540 "I don't see how this is a good thing."

Press release:

We have removed the artificial shoring of extortion from otherwise honorable American citizens which has been required from the outset to prop this economic monster up.

If the former Administration was correct, it will survive.

If we are correct, it will die under it's own weight.

And frankly, the sooner, the less prolonged economic impact to our citizenry.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 11:21 AM (J+eG2)

541 Gee, the Democrats think nothing of tearing up the entire country into little pieces--tiny fiefdoms, ethnic enclaves, no-go urban areas--just for the CHANCE that they might some day win an election.
They are ruthless and witless at the same time.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 11:21 AM (7uYFy)

542 522 So who gets the U-505?

Kansas.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 22, 2017 11:21 AM (fcU1Y)

543 Oh, daddy, won't you take me back to merkinbox county...

Posted by: Joan Phryne at June 22, 2017 11:21 AM (eXSOZ)

544 You sure you want a recipe from him? He's from the part of Pennsylvania that considers 'locally sourced and sustainable' to mean fresh road-kill.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 22, 2017 11:20 AM (PduNE)
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Well, sure. It wouldn't be a Horde cookbook without roadkill recipes.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 11:21 AM (sBOL1)

545 First the halfrican, now ghost of kari. So many young men being struck down in their prime.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2017 11:21 AM (0mRoj)

546 So who gets the U-505?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 11:17 AM

Put it near the U.S.S. Constitution.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2017 11:22 AM (CzY9R)

547 I love you.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2017 11:21 AM (X6fMO)

TY, glad to have the "affection". It's been a loooong dry spell...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is not a vinegar-c**ted hag, thank you very much. at June 22, 2017 11:22 AM (kXoT0)

548 " He's from the part of Pennsylvania that considers 'locally sourced and sustainable' to mean fresh road-kill."

You mis-spelled scrapple.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 11:22 AM (J+eG2)

549 IIRC there was video of these kids going to "fight" wearing cosplay armor. Plastic cosplay armor

I'll try to dig it up but someone posted a hilarious video on Facebook where this tatted dredlocked guy in a bare knuckle "fight club" kind of bout was showboating and leaping around, trying to stir the crowd up. He was using Capoeria, which involves a lot of beautiful dance-like moves and flips, it looks brilliant.

But its pretty useless in a fight. The other boxer stepped into this brutal right jab just as the dancer spun into it. He walked out of the ring as the Capoeira guy was still twitching on the floor. I hope he lived, it was that brutal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 11:23 AM (39g3+)

550 TY, glad to have the "affection". It's been a loooong dry spell...

----

I.... uh.....ummmmm......ooooo.....

*blushes and walks away

Posted by: fixerupper at June 22, 2017 11:23 AM (8XRCm)

551 Life? Don't talk to me about life.

Posted by: Tropical Depression Cindy at June 22, 2017 11:23 AM (wwL6Q)

552 There's a whore in CBD's art, that's where all the money goes...

Posted by: Joan Phryne at June 22, 2017 11:23 AM (eXSOZ)

553 545 First the halfrican, now ghost of kari. So many young men being struck down in their prime.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2017 11:21 AM (0mRoj)

Yeah, it's a shame.

Posted by: Smith Rosencranz & McGoo at June 22, 2017 11:24 AM (l4aLi)

554 So, the old family recipe for roadkillt antifa protester scrapple?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2017 11:24 AM (gIRsn)

555 Fitness model killed in whipcream dispenser explosion.WTF.?

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2017 11:24 AM (rmVvL)

556
Fallen Angel - a limerick

Phryne's clothing has gone all askance
As the jury could tell at a glance
She said to the men
"How's that?" "Come again?"
"Can I offer anyone a lapse dance?"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 22, 2017 11:24 AM (mvenn)

557 "Gen'l Lee, we captured thisyere young-un tryin' to skedaddle atter our charge. Sez he don't know where them otherns are, but five gets you ten Big Eustis kin take him 'hind thet corn-crib an' buttfuck him into talkin'."

Posted by: General Zod at June 22, 2017 11:24 AM (Bdeb0)

558 Protip: Never swing a bike lock on someone who is used to swinging a motorcycle chain. Just don't do it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2017 11:15 AM (j+h+K)

No kidding, especially the double row primary chains that bikers wear as belts sometimes.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 22, 2017 11:24 AM (aMlLZ)

559 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 11:23 AM (39g3+)

It's a clip from a movie

Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2017 11:24 AM (0mRoj)

560 Crying Chuck is, well, crying about the repeal bill.

Posted by: WisRich at June 22, 2017 11:24 AM (G0vdT)

561 There was a motorcycle rally this weekend in Dearborn to benefit the Elks that got cancelled.
The BARI page on FB has more info. Sounds like the cops got scared.

Posted by: IP at June 22, 2017 11:24 AM (MdC1o)

562 Needs a string bikini, some time outside, and better company.

Posted by: Eromero at June 22, 2017 11:25 AM (zLDYs)

563 I had never before voted for a presidential candidate whom I actually supported, as opposed to was voting against the other guy (or for the loser). Happy to say I've been alwaysTrump since he announced. He should speak at a biker rally (Sturgis in S.D. is a huge one) and B.O.C. should be the warmup. (Buck is probably a fan.)

Posted by: SFGoth at June 22, 2017 11:25 AM (dZ756)

564 It's a clip from a movie

Well it was really well done as a stunt, then.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 11:25 AM (39g3+)

565
538 Every time some leftist whines about gerrymandering Republicans fixing elections I show them a few maps of Dem districts. Both parties do it when in power and its reprehensible, but the term comes from the early 1800s, its not new, its not one party.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 11:20 AM (39g3+)

City of Chicago's Wards...

http://images1.dailykos.com/i/user/303419/chicago_wards.png

* mic drop *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2017 11:26 AM (pNxlR)

566 I'll try to dig it up but someone posted a hilarious video on Facebook where this tatted dredlocked guy in a bare knuckle "fight club" kind of bout was showboating and leaping around, trying to stir the crowd up. He was using Capoeria, which involves a lot of beautiful dance-like moves and flips, it looks brilliant.

But its pretty useless in a fight. The other boxer stepped into this brutal right jab just as the dancer spun into it. He walked out of the ring as the Capoeira guy was still twitching on the floor. I hope he lived, it was that brutal.

It pops up on Fb every now & then.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2017 11:26 AM (j+h+K)

567 There was a motorcycle rally this weekend in Dearborn to benefit the Elks that got cancelled.
The BARI page on FB has more info. Sounds like the cops got scared.
Posted by: IP at June 22, 2017 11:24 AM (MdC1o)

There was a benefit for the ELK who "gently" sodomized Dana Bash?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 11:26 AM (7uYFy)

568 >>You mis-spelled scrapple. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 11:22 AM (J+eG2)

You mis-spelled pon hoss.

Posted by: General Zod at June 22, 2017 11:26 AM (Bdeb0)

569 Glad you liked it, rickb223. Just read it out loud in some classy southern voice, maybe a twinge of Appalachia.

Should have probably ended with the guy offering the police some of the white lightning back from the still that only granny is allowed to touch. Too bad it's back at camp, so there wasn't time to get some of it to give to the antifa guys while the amputations were going on.

Posted by: Vanceone at June 22, 2017 11:26 AM (HcgJZ)

570 >>Pelosi: "We have to redistrict America..."

Did she really say that --- is that why she held a press conference???

Ho-lee shiiiiite, these Dems are delusional.
Just another variation of "Our candidates lost, so we're getting new voters."

Not totally unexpected given Obama announced plans to focus on redistricting w/Eric Holder after leaving office.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2017 11:27 AM (NOIQH)

571 Does it not cross their minuscule, reptilian brains that they might not be able to forever control that fire, or that they could burn?

"They are not pragmatists. Their ideology is more important than success. That is why ESPN, Newsweek, Kelloggs, and the Democratic party would rather tank thank compromise their purity by even one iota."

Some truth to this. I remember when Obamacare legislation was being passed, and there were numerous comments at AoS about how Democrat house members were like lemmings going over the cliffs. Lots of them got tossed out of office, but they ALL voted for it nonetheless.

If the use of violence is serving their immediate ends, you won't see much dithering from them about it.

Posted by: RM at June 22, 2017 11:27 AM (U3LtS)

572 "City of Chicago's Wards...

http://images1.dailykos.com/i/user/303419/chicago_wards.png

* mic drop *"

Might I suggest a better Chicago map?

http://heyjackass.com/2017-deadliest-hoods/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2017 11:28 AM (J+eG2)

573 There was a benefit for the ELK who "gently" sodomized Dana Bash?
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I would hope so. Poor elk probably caught something that would make its dick fall off.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 22, 2017 11:28 AM (vg8iE)

574 >>I'll try to dig it up but someone posted a hilarious video on Facebook
where this tatted dredlocked guy in a bare knuckle "fight club" kind of
bout...

https://twitter.com/HarryBreadknapp/status/877243424814092291

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2017 11:28 AM (NOIQH)

575 Come on, Bander, don't let me down.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Bon Appetit! at June 22, 2017 11:29 AM (sBOL1)

576 The original Circle Jerks??

Posted by: dananjcon at June 22, 2017 11:30 AM (WLK0w)

577 Glad you liked it, rickb223. Just read it out loud in some classy southern voice, maybe a twinge of Appalachia.

The HQ Short Stories are the best. We really do have the classiest storytellers around.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2017 11:30 AM (j+h+K)

578 The other boxer stepped into this brutal right jab just as the dancer spun into it. He walked out of the ring as the Capoeira guy was still twitching on the floor. I hope he lived, it was that brutal.

That's what the Mayweather - MacGregor fight is going to be like.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2017 11:30 AM (X6fMO)

579 Nancy Pelosi: We can't get 50 or 51% of the vote, so we'll change the lines around and continue to take your campaign contributions, fight like hell, and continue to lose.

This woman has got to go stay.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 22, 2017 11:30 AM (PduNE)

580
https://twitter.com/HarryBreadknapp/status/877243424814092291
Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2017 11:28 AM (NOIQH)

Thank you! Best laugh I've had in weeks!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2017 11:31 AM (pNxlR)

581 My sequel to Snatched will be titled Snatched Bald. So funny!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 22, 2017 11:31 AM (FZbRo)

582 That's what the Mayweather - MacGregor fight is going to be like.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2017 11:30 AM (X6fMO)

Yes

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2017 11:31 AM (7uYFy)

583 White ex-employee at Infosys in Plano files suit, claims company favored workers from India.

Yeah, we need more of this.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 22, 2017 11:31 AM (l4aLi)

584 Come on, Bander, don't let me down.

Is there a deadline for this, darlin'?

I have a couple of recipes but most of my cooking is "what looks good in the store, apply high fast heat to that".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2017 11:31 AM (gIRsn)

585
"The other boxer stepped into this brutal right jab just as the dancer spun into it. He walked out of the ring as the Capoeira guy was still twitching on the floor. I hope he lived, it was that brutal."

Sounds like the right hand punch that Rudy Tomjanovich ran into from Kermit Washington when he ran over to break up a fight back in the NBA about 40 years ago. could have killed him easily. Brutal is the word.

Posted by: RM at June 22, 2017 11:32 AM (U3LtS)

586 That clip is from Never Back Down, Lizzy. Still funny though.

Posted by: no good deed at June 22, 2017 11:32 AM (hsb2w)

587 He should speak at a biker rally (Sturgis in S.D. is a huge one) and B.O.C. should be the warmup. (Buck is probably a fan.)

Posted by: SFGoth at June 22, 2017 11:25 AM (dZ756)

Well as someone who did Sturgis 10 years in a row I can tell you that the security would be a frigging nightmare. Great idea, but holy shit it would be a monumental undertaking.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 22, 2017 11:32 AM (aMlLZ)

588 LOVE naked women. This one, however, doesn't seem to be on board with being in that position at that time.

That being said, I like it.

Posted by: Sponge at June 22, 2017 11:33 AM (Pi667)

589 Gees, still here? Like you guys haven't seen a nekid chick with nice cans before.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'new nic in R&D' at June 22, 2017 11:33 AM (7iUYS)

590 That's where it was from, Twitter.

I should have known it was a film, guy gets hit like that they take him out in a coffin and we'd have heard about the "Fight Club" bout that killed a guy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 11:33 AM (39g3+)

591 Some guy thinks Illinois should be dissolved and the surrounding states should split up the land.

The problem is, no one wants the refugees.

Posted by: Meremortal at June 22, 2017 11:03 AM (3myMJ)

We are NOT taking East St. Louis, Illinois.

- signed,

Missouri
Posted by: Tami at June 22, 2017 11:15 AM (Enq6K)

Yeah, we put that big fat river there for a reason.

It's bad enough they are allowed to cross it to use our Walmart.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2017 11:33 AM (TOk1P)

592 >>That clip is from Never Back Down, Lizzy. Still funny though.

Oh. It is funny, though

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2017 11:33 AM (NOIQH)

593 Is there a deadline for this, darlin'?

I have a couple of recipes but most of my cooking is "what looks good in the store, apply high fast heat to that".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2017 11:31 AM (gIRsn)
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Si. June 30. Click the link in my nic or the blue link at the top of the sidebar and you'll find everything you need to know.

I hope you'll send me something. That goes for the rest of you deplorable people, too.

Posted by: bluebell - mangiamo! at June 22, 2017 11:34 AM (sBOL1)

594 That's what the Mayweather - MacGregor fight is going to be like.

I hope not. I loathe Mayweather and his stupid shoulder down neck back "style". In any righteous era of good boxing he'd have been slaughterated.

I have no idea who the other guy is, but I hope he pulvermurders him.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2017 11:34 AM (gIRsn)

595

That nice lady needs a good man with a slow hand...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 22, 2017 11:34 AM (fcU1Y)

596 Everything he touches turns to shit? Yep, that last one must be it.
Posted by: Dang
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Speaking of that, here is a pic of what was a *very* popular local barbecue restaurant. Guess who came to town and got food there?
http://tinyurl.com/yd45l2nr

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2017 11:34 AM (ZO497)

597 This one, however, doesn't seem to be on board with being in that position at that time.

She's a call girl, she's just playing up for the jury. "oh, mah modesty!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 11:34 AM (39g3+)

598 Funny how separate civil war battles were held on the same ground.

Manassas, Springfield (MO), Lexington, (MO), Charleston Harbor, Fort Wagner, etc. etc.

Looks like we may need to add Gettysburg to that list of repeat civil war battles.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2017 11:35 AM (4AVeu)

599 LOVE naked women. This one, however, doesn't seem to be on board with being in that position at that time.

That being said, I like it.
Posted by: Sponge at June 22, 2017 11:33 AM (Pi667)

I think that was the idea. She was being put on trial for her naughtiness, and since she's so modest here in her nekkidness, that's why she was acquitted.

Love her shoes, by the way.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2017 11:35 AM (TOk1P)

600
I hope you'll send me something. That goes for the rest of you deplorable people, too.

Posted by: bluebell - mangiamo! at June 22, 2017 11:34 AM (sBOL1)
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Are there any types you're lacking? Are you inundated with desserts and need side dish recipes, etc?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 22, 2017 11:35 AM (vg8iE)

601
Sniper in NOOD

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2017 11:35 AM (pNxlR)

602 583
White ex-employee at Infosys in Plano files suit, claims company favored workers from India.

Yeah, we need more of this.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 22, 2017 11:31 AM (l4aLi)

Yes, and the Dallas reporter who wrote the story calls it "reverse-discrimination" about 4 times in the piece instead of just discrimination. Because white people are the only ones who can discriminate.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 22, 2017 11:35 AM (UBzPO)

603 If you haven't spotted the sniper by now, there's a sniper NOOD up and running.

Posted by: jayhawkone at June 22, 2017 11:36 AM (ZD+J8)

604 570 >>Pelosi: "We have to redistrict America..."
__________________________________

I agree. California will be redistricted as part of Russia.

Posted by: Gov. Jerry Brown at June 22, 2017 11:37 AM (4AVeu)

605 580
https://twitter.com/HarryBreadknapp/status/877243424814092291
Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2017 11:28 AM (NOIQH)

Thank you! Best laugh I've had in weeks!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2017 11:31 AM (pNxlR)

LMAO. 'So you think you can dance' meets pugilism.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'new nic in R&D' at June 22, 2017 11:37 AM (7iUYS)

606 Are there any types you're lacking? Are you inundated with desserts and need side dish recipes, etc?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 22, 2017 11:35 AM (vg8iE)
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I don't have my stats handy, but probably appetizers and "for the grill" have the fewest. But send me your specialty!

Posted by: bluebell - mangiamo! at June 22, 2017 11:37 AM (sBOL1)

607 562 Needs a string bikini, some time outside, and better company.
*
*
I'll go with Nos. One and Three, but a fair-skinned lady always seems even *more* naked than a tanned one . . . and that sun'll make 'em look like leather handbags real fast. (I know. Half the women in Colorado when I lived there, even the youngish ones, looked leathery.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 22, 2017 11:38 AM (LeI1X)

608 President Trump: We'll Put Solar Panels on the Southern Border Wall to Save Mexico Money!

If only we could focus the panels reflections towards some insignificant land point, like a solar furnace.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 22, 2017 11:38 AM (l4aLi)

609 I hope not. I loathe Mayweather and his stupid shoulder down neck back "style". In any righteous era of good boxing he'd have been slaughterated.

I have no idea who the other guy is, but I hope he pulvermurders him.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2017 11:34 AM (gIRsn)

Conor McGregor is an Irish MMA fighter. He originally trained as a boxer, but washed out and did a number of odd jobs before MMA. Mayweather will clobber him so hard, his grandchildren will be born with migranes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2017 11:39 AM (X6fMO)

610 608 President Trump: We'll Put Solar Panels on the Southern Border Wall to Save Mexico Money!

If only we could focus the panels reflections towards some insignificant land point, like a solar furnace.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 22, 2017 11:38 AM (l4aLi)

L.A.?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'new nic in R&D' at June 22, 2017 11:39 AM (7iUYS)

611 What are the rules on this match up? Is it strictly boxing?

Posted by: no good deed at June 22, 2017 11:40 AM (hsb2w)

612 White ex-employee at Infosys in Plano files suit, claims company favored workers from India.

Yeah, we need more of this.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 22, 2017 11:31 AM (l4aLi)

As many of you know, I retired from IT working for the company that was the nation's fourth largest health insurer. They lost so much money on Ocare that they recently dissolved their IT and outsourced it overseas. That's around 8000 jobs gone.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is not a vinegar-c**ted hag, thank you very much. at June 22, 2017 11:40 AM (kXoT0)

613 611 What are the rules on this match up? Is it strictly boxing?
Posted by: no good deed at June 22, 2017 11:40 AM (hsb2w)

Yes.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'new nic in R&D' at June 22, 2017 11:40 AM (7iUYS)

614 One also must remember that the DNC leadership is
old and most of them remember their days as anarchists very fondly.
Fomenting this anarchy is what got them their gated estates with hot and
cold running illegal labor, their hundreds of millions, their
foundations, lobbyist slots and professorships for their spawn/spouses,
and their P-O-W-E-R. They have a huge blind spot with regards to
political violence because

IT'S WHAT BRUNG THEM TO THE PARTY AND YA DANCE WITH WHAT BRUNG YA.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is not a
vinegar-c**ted hag, thank you very much. at June 22, 2017 10:09 AM
(kXoT0)
=====^^^^^THIS^^^^^

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 22, 2017 11:40 AM (MIKMs)

615 610 608 President Trump: We'll Put Solar Panels on the Southern Border Wall to Save Mexico Money!

If only we could focus the panels reflections towards some insignificant land point, like a solar furnace.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 22, 2017 11:38 AM (l4aLi)

L.A.?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'new nic in R&D' at June 22, 2017 11:39 AM (7iUYS)

I was thinking Chicago but, LA sounds good too.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 22, 2017 11:40 AM (l4aLi)

616 2008, we passively allowed the country to be hijacked through illegal voting.
2016, we tried to take it back non-violently, through legal voting.
And now they've declared war on us. They are rabid. I just want to hammer out a secession agreement and be done with it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2017 11:41 AM (xAvrH)

617 615 610 608 President Trump: We'll Put Solar Panels on the Southern Border Wall to Save Mexico Money!

If only we could focus the panels reflections towards some insignificant land point, like a solar furnace.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 22, 2017 11:38 AM (l4aLi)

L.A.?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'new nic in R&D' at June 22, 2017 11:39 AM (7iUYS)

I was thinking Chicago but, LA sounds good too.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 22, 2017 11:40 AM (l4aLi)

Yeah. lol. toss up. I think we have the technology to split the beam with mirrors.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'new nic in R&D' at June 22, 2017 11:42 AM (7iUYS)

618 Oh, MacGregor better just enjoy the payday and his full body ice bath that follows.

Posted by: no good deed at June 22, 2017 11:42 AM (hsb2w)

619

570
>>Pelosi: "We have to redistrict America..."

Meaning bigger swaths of countryside will be "redistricted" to become "part of" major urban centers so that our blue islands of NY and LA etc. can become tyrannical overlords of much bigger sections of our country . . . so we can eliminate borders, allow everyone on planet earth into the US and not have a country anymore and then . . . winning.

Da fuh? These f*cktards are seriously deranged.

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Posted by: Publius Redux at June 22, 2017 11:42 AM (Fb9aZ)

620 Yeah. lol. toss up. I think we have the technology to split the beam with mirrors.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'new nic in R&D' at June 22, 2017 11:42 AM (7iUYS)

Oh, heck, let's just go with two sets of mirrors to be sure. Why take a chance?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is not a vinegar-c**ted hag, thank you very much. at June 22, 2017 11:42 AM (kXoT0)

621
Yeah. lol. toss up. I think we have the technology to split the beam with mirrors.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'new nic in R&D' at June 22, 2017 11:42 AM (7iUYS)

I was thinking Disco Ball but that probably would be bad.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 22, 2017 11:43 AM (l4aLi)

622 Woah - barrel for me - how the hell did that happen?

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 22, 2017 11:43 AM (Fb9aZ)

623 Posted by: Publius Redux at June 22, 2017 11:42 AM (Fb9aZ)

So glad i stuck around for this.

Posted by: The Barrel at June 22, 2017 11:43 AM (7iUYS)

624 Woah - barrel for me - how the hell did that happen?
Posted by: Publius Redux at June 22, 2017 11:43 AM (Fb9aZ)

Ah, sweet mysteries of Pixy, how thou dost vexeth me.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is not a vinegar-c**ted hag, thank you very much. at June 22, 2017 11:44 AM (kXoT0)

625 Hmmm - love that "new barrel smell" - wait - what? Comey? Is that you?

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 22, 2017 11:44 AM (Fb9aZ)

626 525
The "pre-existing condition" nonsense and the

business about 26 year olds on their folks' policy stay, but that going

away was beyond hope at this stage.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 22, 2017 11:12 AM (AM1GF)

The
penalty for not being insured is gone which should hasten the collapse.
The problem is the R's own that collapse now and it would've happened
next year instead of 4-5 years from now. I don't see how this is a good
thing.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 22, 2017 11:17 AM (UBzPO)

I'm pretty sure it still requires all plans to be Obamacare-compliant, but it's not clear to me whether that can get fixed by regulation. Ted Cruz has a bill to allow the subsidy to go to non-compliant plans; if that happens, Obamacare is over because healthy people with subsidies will go to less-expensive plans with fewer bells and whistles, leaving only sick people on Obamacare. But I don't know if it will be legal under this bill for states to allow non-compliant plans without the subsidy. That will still draw healthy people off the exchanges.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 22, 2017 11:45 AM (jK8Z7)

627
559 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2017 11:23 AM (39g3+)

It's a clip from a movie

Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2017 11:24 AM (0mRoj)

Yep.

There's a blog post floating around out there from the dreadlocked dude in the clip. Apparently, he's a real Capoeria fighter with a rather fearsome reputation in matches. And he said that he had a LOT of fun on set, going way over the top from what he'd normally do in a match, just to set up the joke.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 22, 2017 11:46 AM (XWkhW)

628 Only 8 more days to submit!

I filled in the response card from my last issue of Dhimmi Magazine, think it will get there in time?

Posted by: Johnny Pedantic at June 22, 2017 11:53 AM (6OESk)

629 Gettysburg is a National Military Park, so I would think that as Secretary of the Interior, Zinke might have something planned for Antifa.

----

So, sir. Where'd want me to park these pieces?

Posted by: Zombie Gen. Henry Hunt at June 22, 2017 11:57 AM (suO/a)

630 I'm pretty sure it still requires all plans to be Obamacare-compliant, but it's not clear to me whether that can get fixed by regulation. Ted Cruz has a bill to allow the subsidy to go to non-compliant plans; if that happens, Obamacare is over because healthy people with subsidies will go to less-expensive plans with fewer bells and whistles, leaving only sick people on Obamacare. But I don't know if it will be legal under this bill for states to allow non-compliant plans without the subsidy. That will still draw healthy people off the exchanges.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 22, 2017 11:45 AM (jK8Z7)

===============================================

IIRC, the point of "Phase 2" is for Price to address this kind of thing.

Posted by: Jackal at June 22, 2017 11:58 AM (Mfkgn)

631 "OMG!" "That magician turned a perfectly good boy into a...girl!" "Paint a Target on that guy!"

Posted by: French Jeton at June 22, 2017 11:58 AM (WMvHw)

632 Woah - barrel for me - how the hell did that happen?

Why do they always ask that?

Posted by: tu3031 at June 22, 2017 12:00 PM (qJhUV)

633 I think every state should be required to have one congressional district shaped like the original gerrymander. And every 10 years, the governor should throw a dart at the state map, and the gerrymander district would have to move there.

Posted by: Domina Nyx Blake at June 22, 2017 12:02 PM (fhDhe)

634 Why you be postin' an anti-Muslim propaganda poster? ( per Anita Sarkeesian, PBUH )

Posted by: Corndog at June 22, 2017 12:29 PM (p3eEq)

635 They need to standardize on iguanas. Salamanders are racist.

Posted by: Corndog at June 22, 2017 12:30 PM (p3eEq)

636 I declare a mishtrial!

Hic.

*Shart*

Posted by: Unsure if I'm with her at June 22, 2017 12:45 PM (9MlEz)

637 So, fantastic painting.

She's a smoke show.

Covering her face out of shame. (interesting since she was a working girl).

The reactions of the judges/jury.

Lawyer stooping to cheap gambit to have client acquitted.

Nothing ever changes does it. Why? Bc human nature is universal - a pool refilled by births even as it is emptied by deaths. Each drop of life makes the same journey in every generation.

Posted by: simplemind at June 22, 2017 01:23 PM (a4azY)

638 WTF???

Posted by: Vince at June 22, 2017 02:37 PM (ThgIr)

639 I think I found the dumbass redkneck thread.

Posted by: KentAllard at June 23, 2017 02:30 AM (TQw9b)

640 Obviously a brilliant courtroom maneuver
But it wouldn't save Hillary. she would be convicted
If that image won't go away.
Just soak your head in Bitch-Bleach.
My kingdom for the " edit " key, or Seth Rich's laptop. p
J. ust shy

Posted by: deguello at June 23, 2017 10:44 PM (wc6R6)

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