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Deck of Many Things Open Thread

Senator Feinstein endorses the "heckler's veto," and says that if her leftist fellow travelers get all rioty and stabby, then it's prudent for colleges to shut down the speaker that the rioters are trying to shut down.

Compare this to Kevin Williamson's observation that it's not rhetoric that leads to violence, but violence endorsed by and permitted by authorities that leads to further violence.

Is it any wonder that James Hodgkinson thought he had the official sanction of the state to commit assassinations, when agents of the state are handing out get-out-of-jail-free-cards for leftists committing violence?

Eric Holder, cited for contempt of Congress and also notorious for being the lawyer who got the Clinton donor fugitive financier Marc Rich a pardon, is positioning himself as a hard-left leader of #TheResistance so he can run for president in 2020.


Yahoo News reports that the former AG’s goal is "to lead the legal resistance to Donald Trump's agenda -- and perhaps even run against the president in 2020."

"Up to now, I have been more behind-the-scenes," Holder told Yahoo. "But that's about to change. I have a certain status as the former attorney general. A certain familiarity as the first African-American attorney general."

Al Franken admits that the "Impeachment" talk from the Democrats is all posturing for elections, as he cautions that, were Trunp to be impeached, the much-more dangerous "zealot" Mike Pence would become president.

Which is why they'd then have to impeach him too, as quickly as possible, so that the presumably-Democratic Speaker of the House could then ascend to the Iron Throne.

And then the coup would be complete, and Katy Bar the Door.

The Bachelor spin-off show, Bachelor Losers Reunite In Shame, suspended production after foggy allegations of sexual abuse -- rape was suggested -- arose.

Well, now the show's back in production. It appears that a female contestant got very drunk -- or was encouraged to drink by producers, hoping for some drunken shenanigans -- and made moves on a sexual nature on male contestants who were "unable to give consent."

It's unclear if this simply didn't happen at all, or it was some kind of fairly minor thing like petting a drunk guy's package.

Anyway, now everyone's saying nothing happened.

Even though the entire cast was sent home and production was suspended during the investigation.

Rita Panahi wants to know where all the leftist voices, so effusive about calling terrorism terrorism in the Finsbury Mosque attack, make up so many excuses to avoid doing so when it comes to Islamic terrorism.

Here's just one example of that:


Meanwhile, Twitter Author John Scalzi, Children's Author JK Rowling, and Astroturf Comment Author David Axelrod all fulminated over Trump's failure to Tweet about Finsbury; yet today, they've said nothing about the Brussels attack (at least, not before I goaded them about it).


Posted by: Ace at 06:38 PM




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1 Trump did say something... Offered help if needed...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2017 06:45 PM (O2RFr)

2 John Scalzi, what a piece of human detritus.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 20, 2017 06:45 PM (6n332)

3 I don't understand how the Democrats think they can impeach Trump. They do not have the votes unless half of the RINO Party sides with them. And they may be stupid but they are not that stupid.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 20, 2017 06:46 PM (mpXpK)

4 3 I don't understand how the Democrats think they can impeach Trump. They do not have the votes unless half of the RINO Party sides with them. And they may be stupid but they are not that stupid.

Not to mention re-taking the House....Not likely

Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2017 06:47 PM (O2RFr)

5 Sessions should have charges delivered to Holder for lying to congress (a felony) and for Fast and Furious another felony. He should be in jail not thinking about running for office.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 20, 2017 06:48 PM (mpXpK)

6 The left don't really think in the Classical sense.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 20, 2017 06:49 PM (6Ll1u)

7 I hate the left with all my heart and all my soul

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2017 06:50 PM (SjImc)

8 Al Franken admits that the "Impeachment" talk from the Democrats is all posturing for elections, as he cautions that, were Trunp to be impeached, the much-more dangerous "zealot" Mike Pence would become president.

Which is why they'd then have to impeach him too, as quickly as possible, so that the presumably-Democratic Speaker of the House could then ascend to the Iron Throne.




All without the heckler's veto being fired from the right. Yeah.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2017 06:50 PM (Ak/GS)

9 I'm boycotting KW til he apologizes.

Posted by: DaveA at June 20, 2017 06:50 PM (FhXTo)

10 Time to shut down dem speakers and leftist celebs, she if that bitch likes that, or demands "free speech" for her side

Posted by: CN at June 20, 2017 06:50 PM (2+tI4)

11 The Van attack in London didn't have much of a death toll... Slacker I guess. Not sure if the 1 fatality was hit or had a heart attack...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2017 06:51 PM (O2RFr)

12 I'm boycotting KW til he apologizes.
Posted by: DaveA at June 20, 2017 06:50 PM (FhXTo)

Who is KW?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2017 06:51 PM (SjImc)

13 Ah Vic, you know Dems can be in jail AND thinking about running for office.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 20, 2017 06:51 PM (wwL6Q)

14 An opposition party would solve most of this.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2017 06:51 PM (l4aLi)

15 Which is why they'd then have to impeach him too, as quickly as possible, so that the presumably-Democratic Speaker of the House could then ascend to the Iron Throne.

If Impeached Pence would be President and get to pick a VP... They would have to simultaneously impeach them...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2017 06:52 PM (O2RFr)

16 "Yesterday, December 7, an incident that will live in infamy..."

Posted by: Zombie FDR at June 20, 2017 06:53 PM (sdi6R)

17 He should be in jail special renditioned to Mexico

Posted by: DaveA at June 20, 2017 06:53 PM (FhXTo)

18

Exxon Mobil Lends Its Support to a Carbon Tax Proposal

Exxon Mobil, other oil companies and a number of other corporate giants announced on Tuesday that they are supporting a plan to tax carbon emissions that was put forth this year by a group of Republican elder statesmen.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2017 06:53 PM (IqV8l)

19 Who is KW?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2017 06:51 PM (SjImc) [/]i


---

KW (Kevin Williamson). Nowhere near as entertaining as KY.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 20, 2017 06:53 PM (6n332)

20 Who is KW?




Kevin "All the Crackers in Rural Communities Need To Die Off" Williamson.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2017 06:54 PM (Ak/GS)

21 polls are closed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2017 06:54 PM (SjImc)

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 20, 2017 06:54 PM (6n332)

23 I was willowed but I'm not done banging on this.
Congress better get their fucking thumb out of their ass and pass a law that says Gov't agencies cannot withhold information from the governed. You ass rape me every year in taxes and I want some fucking accountability and if my 25 calls to your office makes me a nut job- well so be it.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2017 06:54 PM (nVB9u)

24 12 I'm boycotting KW til he apologizes.
Posted by: DaveA at June 20, 2017 06:50 PM (FhXTo)

Who is KW?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2017 06:51 PM (SjImc)

Kevin "die white trash die" Williamson.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 20, 2017 06:54 PM (ywNoU)

25 a group of Republican elder statesmen.

Strange way to spell "holsters of cock".

Posted by: Merriam Webster at June 20, 2017 06:55 PM (79+/S)

26 Holder will have as much electoral success as Reno did.

He'll be hoist by his own chinless petard.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2017 06:55 PM (JO9+V)

27 Who is KW?

Kevin "rednecks should die" Williamson of the NRO (Natilly dressed Retards of Obviously not accomplishing anything conservative).

Posted by: DaveA at June 20, 2017 06:56 PM (FhXTo)

28 Which is why they'd then have to impeach him too, as quickly as possible, so that the presumably-Democratic Speaker of the House could then ascend to the Iron Throne.



All in a period of one minute:

Trump impeached. Pence sworn in.
Pence pardons Trump. Appoints him VP.
Pence resigns. Trump becomes president.
Trump appoints Pence VP.

Liberal heads explode.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2017 06:56 PM (Ak/GS)

29 Vic We Have No Party: "And they may be stupid but they are not that stupid."

Tell that to the likes of McCain. I think you may underestimate their stupidity and their vindictiveness and their lawlessness and their selfishness and... I guess I should stop here because this could go on for a while.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 20, 2017 06:56 PM (H8S+R)

30 I mean, how many episodes of Hee Haw and Petty Coat Junction can ya watch Jeff?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2017 06:57 PM (l4aLi)

31 " Which is why they'd then have to impeach him too, as quickly as
possible, so that the presumably-Democratic Speaker of the House could
then ascend to the Iron Throne."


Then Nancy appoints Hillary as VP, steps down and the world suddenly makes sense again for the "Resistance."

Posted by: geoffb5 at June 20, 2017 06:57 PM (d3wbb)

32 If the EPA can tell me what to do with a tree or a mud puddle on my property I have the right to tell you I WANT TO SEE YOUR RECORDS.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2017 06:57 PM (nVB9u)

33
"I have a certain status as the former attorney general. A certain familiarity...."



YOU MIGHT ASK YOURSELF WHY AREN'T I FIFTY POINTS AHEAD!?!?!

Posted by: Love Gun at June 20, 2017 06:57 PM (no0Da)

34 Up to now, I have been more behind-the-scenes," Holder told Yahoo. "But that's about to change. I have a certain status as the former attorney general.

Indeed you do, Stedman, but it means something entirely different than what you believe. Btw I'm ready for that frank and honest discussion on race, fuckface.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 20, 2017 06:57 PM (y7DUB)

35 Don't know the exact numbers but there's a exit poll showing Ossoff winning easily.

Posted by: Gumby at June 20, 2017 06:58 PM (bwJC3)

36 3 I don't understand how the Democrats think they can impeach Trump. They do not have the votes unless half of the RINO Party sides with them. And they may be stupid but they are not that stupid.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 20, 2017 06:46 PM (mpXpK)



CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Posted by: GOPe at June 20, 2017 06:58 PM (z/Ubi)

37 And then there is the independent report that Seth Rich was hunted down by a hit man (most likely) or a serial killer (yeah, right, no other victims so no serial).

The DNC is a RICO enterprise.

Posted by: very depressed oddnot at June 20, 2017 06:58 PM (g1MTt)

38 The bachelor and bachelorette shows have been exposed in various publications by interviews with the contestants as being about 75% staged and most of the contestants are having sex with each other ,particularly the bachelor who ends up sleeping with the last four or five women. I stopped watching any of those shows a couple of years ago other than an occasional glance to see what resort they are located.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 20, 2017 06:59 PM (SAsG2)

39 Exxon Mobil, other oil companies and a number of other corporate giants announced on Tuesday that they are supporting a plan to tax carbon emissions that was put forth this year by a group of Republican elder statesmen.


Pro Tip: Never accept a dinner invitation from someone who has Republican Elder Statesman on his business card.

F*ckers all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2017 06:59 PM (Mouru)

40 35 Don't know the exact numbers but there's a exit poll showing Ossoff winning easily.

Bill Wynn?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2017 06:59 PM (O2RFr)

41 Ahem - if the president is removed from office the VP who becomes President does not get to just "pick" his VP. The Speaker of the House becomes VP if I am not mistaken

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 20, 2017 07:00 PM (ephMk)

42 20 Who is KW?




Kevin "All the Crackers in Rural Communities Need To Die Off" Williamson.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2017 06:54 PM (Ak/GS)



Cue his apologists that claim he didn't say that at all.

Posted by: GOPe at June 20, 2017 07:00 PM (z/Ubi)

43 "Anyway, now everyone's saying nothing happened. Even though the entire cast was sent home and production was suspended during the investigation."

Another Democratic luminary who's talking privately about a Presidential run in 2020 is Bob Iger, who bosses the huge ABC-Disney-Marvel-Pixar-ESPN media conglomerate.

Sexual assault allegations connected with one of the broadcast properties in Iger's empire aren't really the sort of thing he would want to have coming up during either the primaries or a general election. He would be wanting those to go away, and go away right now.

As a general rule, checks with lots of zeroes on them have a way of making people abruptly clam up.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 20, 2017 07:00 PM (ujwCG)

44 Al Franken admits that the "Impeachment" talk from the Democrats is all posturing for elections, as he cautions that, were Trunp to be impeached, the much-more dangerous "zealot" Mike Pence would become president.

Ace ... they lie.

They'll say Pence is worse EXACTLY because they prefer PENCE. They'll say that during the impeachment hearings ... if they get that far.

Pence never missed a chance to talk big and then back down here in Indiana. I should know. I live here.

Pence is another "W". Just as easily moved. He took the VP spot because he was going to lose in re-election here.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2017 07:00 PM (fiGNd)

45 The Van attack in London didn't have much of a death toll... Slacker I
guess. Not sure if the 1 fatality was hit or had a heart attack...

I'm still going with drunk driver. If he hit a bunch of boyos you probably never would've heard about it.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 20, 2017 07:00 PM (qJhUV)

46 ot:Observing current trends, maybe Donald Trump could actually become the God Emperor.

I'd be alright with everyone in DC having a lock of the Golden Scalp Weasel wrapped inside their neck like a Ga'ould for a few decades. Bound to be an improvement.

Posted by: DaveA at June 20, 2017 07:00 PM (FhXTo)

47 Blue on blue, heartache on heartache California hypocrisy.

SAN JOSE (KPIX-5) - Caltrans is building a taller, stronger wall in San Jose to stop homeless individuals from returning to an encampment.

Caltrans has repeatedly cleaned up the large encampment under I-280, but the homeless keep returning.

While this new solution has some homeowners pleased, it is generating a lot of anger in the community.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 20, 2017 07:00 PM (Nwg0u)

48 Gumby's a HotAirian moby. Different from Bill Wynn.

Posted by: Jackal at June 20, 2017 07:01 PM (4nHZG)

49 Gumby is a concerned individual who is always very concerned.

Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2017 07:01 PM (z/Ubi)

50 Lawyers for class action against the DNC get voice altered call asking for info on their lawsuit. Call goes to DWS' office.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2017 07:01 PM (nVB9u)

51
Those that are called liberal, democrat, progressive, leftist, sjw I now call oppressors.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 20, 2017 07:01 PM (t6XCL)

52 Don't know the exact numbers but there's a exit poll showing Ossoff winning easily.

Bill Wynn?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2017 06:59 PM (O2RFr)



I predict a very early night for Karen Handel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2017 07:02 PM (Mouru)

53 30 I mean, how many episodes of Hee Haw and Petty Coat Junction can ya watch Jeff?
Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2017 06:57 PM (l4aLi)

I can watch all the Hee Haw episodes with Barbi Benton in them. Mmmm...Barbi Benton...

Posted by: Insomniac at June 20, 2017 07:02 PM (ywNoU)

54 Ossoff up 347% in Turner County - looks like an early night for Georgette Freiderech Handel

Posted by: Wyll Binn at June 20, 2017 07:02 PM (ephMk)

55 I predict a very early night for Karen Handel.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2017 07:02 PM (Mouru)


And if so ? One less vote to keep Ryan in charge and one less for the CoC.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2017 07:03 PM (fiGNd)

56 "a group of Republican elder statesmen"

Pretty damning attribution.

You know what is increasingly responsible for the cesspool we call Federal Government? Yeah, more "Republican elder statesmen". It's a huge part of why we're here in spite of the Tea Party lifeline that sinewed its way through the barriers and into the halls.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 20, 2017 07:03 PM (H8S+R)

57 Dems plan for getting rid of Trump:

1. Work media into a frenzy
2. Set impeachment vote
3. ?????
4. Profit!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 20, 2017 07:03 PM (eMKNe)

58 Anyway, now everyone's saying nothing happened.

Dude was saved by whiskey dick.

Posted by: wooga at June 20, 2017 07:04 PM (bUZFO)

59 32 If the EPA can tell me what to do with a tree or a mud puddle on my property I have the right to tell you I WANT TO SEE YOUR RECORDS.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2017 06:57 PM (nVB9u)

Peasants have no rights against the nobility.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 20, 2017 07:04 PM (ywNoU)

60 The only thing republicans have going for them in the next election, is that they are not rabid commies.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 20, 2017 07:04 PM (6Ll1u)

61 18
Exxon Mobil, other oil companies and a number of other corporate giants announced on Tuesday that they are supporting a plan to tax carbon emissions that was put forth this year by a group of Republican elder statesmen.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2017 06:53 PM (IqV8l)


Good. So all the lefties who hate Evil Corporations will oppose it, right?

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2017 07:04 PM (sdi6R)

62 This will go well with our legalization of marijuana.

Hold the phone. Did Colorado just make it legal to text and drive?

A new state law only applies to texting while driving carelessly, which critics say opens the door for distracted driving

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 20, 2017 07:04 PM (Nwg0u)

63 I suppose I'll miss DiFi after she's gone. She's like what, four and one hundred years old now? Her staff pulled some strings and got her enrolled in the very exclusive Pacific Heights senior care program'color inside the lines' and 'oops, I tinkled on the Davenport, again.

That old nag ain't what she used to be. Com'on, sing along with me! That old nag.....

Posted by: 13times at June 20, 2017 07:05 PM (WHVu+)

64 "Exxon Mobil, other oil companies and a number of other corporate giants announced on Tuesday that they are supporting a plan to tax
carbon emissions that was put forth this year by a group of Republican elder statesmen."

I started looking into this purported "group of elder statesmen" a few weeks ago, figuring that the Bushes had to have a hand in it all somehow.

Yep. Longtime Bush family catspaw James Baker, right up there at the top of the list.

And wizened old George Schultz, last heard from when endorsing Obama's catastrophically stupid "New START" disarmament deal with Russia, which resulted in essentially no disarmament worthy of the name by the Russians.

But the guy who really is worth a laugh as a "Republican" is the one who originally organized this group. It's the very same guy who stood up the "New America Foundation" for that notorious Republican of long standing, George Soros.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 20, 2017 07:05 PM (ujwCG)

65 A new state law only applies to texting while driving carelessly, which critics say opens the door for distracted driving

"Oh good, I ran over somebody! Now I can text!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 20, 2017 07:05 PM (eMKNe)

66 SAN JOSE (KPIX-5) - Caltrans is building a taller, stronger wall in San Jose to stop homeless individuals from returning to an encampment.

Caltrans has repeatedly cleaned up the large encampment under I-280, but the homeless keep returning.

While this new solution has some homeowners pleased, it is generating a lot of anger in the community.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 20, 2017 07:00 PM (Nwg0u)

My favorite part of the article is the end, where somehow what CALTRANS does... is President Trump's fault....

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q. at June 20, 2017 07:05 PM (NgKpN)

67 Funny thing about the Georgia race... Ossoff or whatever his name is couldn't even vote for himself... Doesn't live the the district

Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2017 07:05 PM (O2RFr)

68 If the EPA can tell me what to do with a tree or a mud puddle on my property I have the right to tell you I WANT TO SEE YOUR RECORDS.
Posted by: Ben Had


Peasants have no rights against the nobility.
Posted by: Insomniac



Is that you Marie Antoinette?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2017 07:06 PM (Ak/GS)

69 @28 rickb223

This is so beautiful. You and a few others may have climbed up your butts misquoting Williamson, but that's forgiveable.

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, covfefe moron at June 20, 2017 07:06 PM (Eynls)

70 60
The only thing republicans have going for them in the next election, is that they are not rabid commies.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 20, 2017 07:04 PM (6Ll1u)

How can you be sure?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 20, 2017 07:06 PM (tbOMB)

71 A new state law only applies to texting while driving carelessly, which critics say opens the door for distracted driving

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 20, 2017 07:04 PM (Nwg0u)

Who is going to hold my bong while I'm driving and texting?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2017 07:06 PM (4ErVI)

72 Exxon Mobil, other oil companies and a number of other corporate giants announced on Tuesday that they are supporting a plan to tax carbon emissions "

Fake news, but thanks...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 20, 2017 07:06 PM (MINbv)

73 "Republican elder statesmen" = belly-crawling reptiles.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 20, 2017 07:06 PM (Nwg0u)

74 Latest Monmouth poll has Handel down by 86.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2017 07:06 PM (Mouru)

75 Would one of these Elder Statesmen happen to be Rex Tillerson?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2017 07:06 PM (l4aLi)

76 All in a period of one minute:

Trump impeached. Pence sworn in.
Pence pardons Trump. Appoints him VP.
Pence resigns. Trump becomes president.
Trump appoints Pence VP.

Liberal heads explode.
Posted by: rickb223

thanks for the grin! i needed that.

Posted by: booknlass at June 20, 2017 07:06 PM (v7o4i)

77 Gumby is a blockhead.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2017 07:07 PM (IqV8l)

78 Gumby is right!

Posted by: Pokey at June 20, 2017 07:07 PM (Mouru)

79 The stupidity of any voter who voted for Obama is only multiplied ten fold when you think of the moochers in Minnesooota who voted for Al Franken.

Mind boggling.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 20, 2017 07:08 PM (5VlCp)

80 56 "a group of Republican elder statesmen"

Pretty damning attribution.

You know what is increasingly responsible for the cesspool we call Federal Government? Yeah, more "Republican elder statesmen". It's a huge part of why we're here in spite of the Tea Party lifeline that sinewed its way through the barriers and into the halls.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 20, 2017 07:03 PM (H8S+R)

Yup.... who created the EPA? oh.... Richard Nixon?

/facepalm.... damn... my face hurts today for some reason...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 20, 2017 07:08 PM (NgKpN)

81 Gumby is a blockhead.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2017 07:07 PM (IqV8l)


Fuck Gumby.

Get his green stick ass off my lawn.

My head is the blockiest.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2017 07:08 PM (fiGNd)

82 Yup.... who created the EPA? oh.... Richard Nixon?

/facepalm.... damn... my face hurts today for some reason...
Posted by: Don Q. at June 20, 2017 07:08 PM (NgKpN)

One of his bigger retard moments.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 20, 2017 07:08 PM (ywNoU)

83 The DM had all the dirty details on that Bachelor crap.

Here's what they say happened:

The female contestant is a skanky 'ho. On the first day of filming, she was drinking like a fish (and not at the producers' direction; in fact, they tried to stop her drinking and she got mad and threw a hissy fit, demanding that they stop "trying to control" her). She was also sucking face and rubbing herself up against at least three of the male contestants.

At the pool, in full view of the camera crew and everybody else, Ms. Skank jumps onto a black male contestant (who was drunk) and shoves her p*ssy in his face. He pulls down her bikini bottoms and tries to penetrate her, but he is so drunk he can't get it up. So instead, he lays her down on the deck and performs oral sex on her -- in full view of everybody, and the camera crew. According to the witnesses, Skanky was tipsy, but not drunk, and fully participating in the event, where she was the aggressor.

Ms. Skank's friend, a female producer on the show, hears about what happened (from the crew), and she warns Skanky that her wanton display of public sluttiness is not going to go over well with the viewing public (or whoever watches this show), and that she may have fatally damaged her chances of getting her own spin-off show (which apparently was something that was in the works).

Ms. Skank panics, and issues a public statement saying she was raped, because she was too drunk ("blackout drunk") to consent to the oral sex. However, everybody who was there and witnessed her slutty behavior says otherwise, as does the videotape apparently.

The production company temporarily halted production and did an investigation, after Ms. Skank threatened legal action, and they said today that there was no sexual assault. (Helps when there are multiple eyewitnesses and a videotape of the event; Ms. Skank should have thought about that before auditioning for what is sure to be her next role: porn).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 20, 2017 07:08 PM (nS5LK)

84 Gumby talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2017 07:08 PM (Mouru)

85
Questions:

1 - When do the polls close in GA-6?

2 - Eric Holder?! For real?! Kamala-toe Harris ain't gonna like that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2017 07:09 PM (mbhDw)

86 Funny thing about the Georgia race... Ossoff or whatever his name is
couldn't even vote for himself... Doesn't live the the district

Would be funny as hell if he loses. By one vote.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 20, 2017 07:09 PM (qJhUV)

87 78 Gumby is right!

I'd piss on both your legs.

Posted by: Goliath at June 20, 2017 07:09 PM (l4aLi)

88 Only problem is that impeachment means you can't hold federal office. Hillary should still be impeached, she's earned it many times over.

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, covfefe moron at June 20, 2017 07:09 PM (Eynls)

89 58 Anyway, now everyone's saying nothing happened.

Dude was saved by whiskey dick.
Posted by: wooga at June 20, 2017 07:04 PM (bUZFO)



Or the girl was drunk. They boned. And then sober she didn't like that she slutted it up with that guy. So once she started complaining they went back to the video tape. Showed her drunk without much prompting, the dude was drunker than her, and she's the one that instigated it all.

Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2017 07:09 PM (z/Ubi)

90 What? Is Pokey nothing?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 20, 2017 07:09 PM (6Ll1u)

91
1 - When do the polls close in GA-6?

Most a re closed... Judge held open 2, Dem strongholds of course, till 7:30

Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2017 07:10 PM (O2RFr)

92 60 The only thing republicans have going for them in the next election, is that they are not rabid commies.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 20, 2017 07:04 PM (6Ll1u)

+++

They may be hiding it well. For the most part, I believe they are just treading water (with water-wings of course) until the pesky Trump run is through. Deceivers and back-stabbers. The whole lot of them.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 20, 2017 07:10 PM (wI4ew)

93 republican elder statesmen . Also known as senile old rino fucks .

Posted by: awkward davies at June 20, 2017 07:10 PM (JsMw3)

94 Polls in Georgia closed at 7.

No results yet though.

Posted by: blaster at June 20, 2017 07:11 PM (jHrzU)

95 Oh boy, I just watched Lester Holt blame opioid overdoses on Republicans because their "healthcare plan may cut resources for those addicted."

Posted by: no good deed at June 20, 2017 07:11 PM (hsb2w)

96 46: DaveA, yer making me blush. Look, I'm not at full on Pollyanna mode, but it occurs to me that most of Trump's 2016 victory was him telling you what he was going to do, people ridiculing him, then him doing it. I'm honestly wondering if the source talking about Mueller's financial investigation isn't Trump himself... if he has even nominal control over the DOJ, hitting any Clinton organization and putting it's members under no-bail arrst should be possible.

THEN he can fire Mueller, more or less forthr lulz.

Posted by: trev006 at June 20, 2017 07:11 PM (5Ag3u)

97 Gumby turns sideways ... and you can barely see his Retarded Green Ass.

Screw that guy in particular.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2017 07:11 PM (fiGNd)

98 If JS is around, will someone kindly please tell him SPAC show is starting on D&C yt channel?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 20, 2017 07:11 PM (PUmDY)

99 86
Funny thing about the Georgia race... Ossoff or whatever his name is

couldn't even vote for himself... Doesn't live the the district

Would be funny as hell if he loses. By one vote.


Posted by: tu3031 at June 20, 2017 07:09 PM (qJhUV)

Self-inflicted.

Posted by: Scott Pelley at June 20, 2017 07:12 PM (tbOMB)

100 95 Oh boy, I just watched Lester Holt blame opioid overdoses on Republicans because their "healthcare plan may cut resources for those addicted."
Posted by: no good deed at June 20, 2017 07:11 PM (hsb2w)


You mean overdoses that occurred BEFORE any repeal was passed?

Lester Holt is an annoying putz-meister.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2017 07:12 PM (mbhDw)

101 C'est Carbon Tax tres magnifique.

Posted by: Trent Lott at June 20, 2017 07:12 PM (l4aLi)

102 republican elder statesmen . Also known as senile old rino fucks .
Posted by: awkward davies at June 20, 2017 07:10 PM (JsMw3)



Hey, I'm not that old.

Posted by: Jon Huntsman at June 20, 2017 07:12 PM (Mouru)

103 Good thing Ace made clear that there was a link to a Kevun Walliamssin article so I could avoid it.

Much like the ollie snakbar crowd, he doesn't even merit a properly spelled name. He's dead to me.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 20, 2017 07:13 PM (z79tQ)

104 So much crazy and malice for just one day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 20, 2017 07:13 PM (jPLl0)

105 J.J. Sefton: "You mean overdoses that occurred BEFORE any repeal was passed?"

Shhh. He's rolling.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 20, 2017 07:13 PM (H8S+R)

106 Many votes were already sent in with this mail in scam.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2017 07:14 PM (Ot7+c)

107 106 Many votes were already sent in with this mail in scam.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2017 07:14 PM (Ot7+c)

This needs to stop.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2017 07:15 PM (l4aLi)

108 Sorry, IANAL: maybe a prexy pardon removes the taint of impeachment...anyone?

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, covfefe moron at June 20, 2017 07:15 PM (Eynls)

109
I'm still going with drunk driver. If he hit a bunch of boyos you probably never would've heard about it.
Posted by: tu3031


He's nuts. He tried to commit suicide last week by jumping into a river and fucked up.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2017 07:16 PM (udajc)

110 "You mean overdoses that occurred BEFORE any repeal was passed?"

Yeah, I guffawed.

Posted by: no good deed at June 20, 2017 07:16 PM (hsb2w)

111 Hold my beer.

Posted by: JOHN McCAIN at June 20, 2017 07:16 PM (oz9sZ)

112 I read a few months ago that the VA and Medicaid systems had actually made it easier for an epidemic of white males in our heartland to die of painkiller addiction and suicide.

That blame goes right on Obama.

Posted by: booknlass at June 20, 2017 07:17 PM (v7o4i)

113
Lester Holt is an annoying putz-meister.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Isn't he one of those Republican elder statesmen?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2017 07:17 PM (IqV8l)

114 Yeah, well Mugabe is an elder statesman in Zibabwe. whose name they had to change so people wouldn't remember how bad he fucked up Rhodesia.

Coming soon- The Diversive States of Universal Liberalism

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2017 07:17 PM (nVB9u)

115 112 I read a few months ago that the VA and Medicaid systems had actually made it easier for an epidemic of white males in our heartland to die of painkiller addiction and suicide.

That blame goes right on Obama.

Posted by: booknlass at June 20, 2017 07:17 PM (v7o4i)

Then I went for their guns because--impaired judgement.
IF I only had a bit more time. Oh well, serfs up!

Posted by: Obama at June 20, 2017 07:19 PM (l4aLi)

116 Jon Huntsman is barely even a David Brooks rino .

Posted by: awkward davies at June 20, 2017 07:19 PM (JsMw3)

117 Lester Holt is an annoying putz-meister.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton



Isn't he one of those Republican elder statesmen?

"Registered Republican" as we were endlessly reminded before he moderated one of the debates.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 20, 2017 07:19 PM (qJhUV)

118 "I have a certain status as the former attorney general."

Ramsey Clark, 2nd edition, "This Time It's War."

Posted by: geoffb5 at June 20, 2017 07:19 PM (d3wbb)

119 I don't want to get my hope up, but it seems there are some positive signs for Republican Handel?

Bad weather in the Democrat parts of the district with light turnout is what I'm hearing.

Also, the momentum was clearly in Handel's favor during the closing days.

Regardless, what a stupid waste of money for a Congressional seat.

Posted by: publix at June 20, 2017 07:21 PM (TovSW)

120 "I have a certain status as the former attorney general. A certain familiarity...."
____________________

Bwahahahaha. Somebody should take a camera crew through a neighborhood of Holder's likely voters and see how many can identify him, by name or photo.

Would be hilarious.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 20, 2017 07:21 PM (nS5LK)

121 He's nuts. He tried to commit suicide last week by jumping into a river and fucked up.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2017 07:16 PM (udajc)


Probably had an empty stomach. All he had to do was eat a little bit and then jump in within 20 minutes and he'd have been dead as a doornail.

Or he could have just stood next to a smoker. 2 minutes of second-hand smoke and you're a goner before nighttime.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2017 07:22 PM (rZ+mb)

122 109,
"I'm still going with drunk driver. If he hit a bunch of boyos you probably never would've heard about it.

Posted by: tu3031



He's nuts. He tried to commit suicide last week by jumping into a river and fucked up."

Crown Heights, this time its the farce.

Posted by: geoffb5 at June 20, 2017 07:22 PM (d3wbb)

123 "Exxon Mobil, other oil companies and a number of other corporate giants announced on Tuesday that they are supporting a plan to tax
carbon emissions that was put forth this year by a group of Republican elder statesmen."

Meanwhile, Jared and Ivanka organized a "tech industry summit", to which they invited the likes of Tim "Steve Handjobs" Cook of Apple, and Eric Schmidt of Google (observed to have been wearing a STAFF badge at Hillary campaign headquarters).

Plus a bunch of other Valley tycoons all noted for profound prior hostility to Republican conservatives.

The technoligarchs emerged from the meeting all smiles. The sorts of smiles seen on the snouts of hungry sharks who've scented a swimmer.

So it's balls to the wall on those H-1B visas for imported "coolie coders" replacing American tech workers. Jettisoning the campaign trail pledge by Trump to crack down hard on the abuses of that system. Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 20, 2017 07:22 PM (ujwCG)

124 The girl is not letting it go and her attorney said they are going to conduct their own investigation. She must be avenged!!

Where does they guy go to get back his reputation?

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 20, 2017 07:23 PM (IDPbH)

125 Holder , yeah I remember that dude form college . Caught hell puttin' on a pillow case.

Posted by: awkward davies at June 20, 2017 07:23 PM (JsMw3)

126 Sorry, IANAL: maybe a prexy pardon removes the taint of impeachment...anyone?

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, covfefe moron at June 20, 2017 07:15 PM (Eynls)


Impeachment is not a criminal process. There are no Presidential pardons for it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2017 07:23 PM (rZ+mb)

127 Florida shit status

[ ] Not hitting the AC

[X] Hitting the AC

Florida Donk Party Chair: "They're like children, these black lawmakers. They just don't get it," Bittel said.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 20, 2017 07:24 PM (Nwg0u)

128 124 The girl is not letting it go and her attorney said they are going to conduct their own investigation. She must be avenged!!
_____________________

They're probably just trying to get their hands on the unedited videotape, so they can sell it to some porno production company.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 20, 2017 07:25 PM (nS5LK)

129 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 20, 2017 07:21 PM (nS5LK)

They would guess he was Ralph Sampson.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 20, 2017 07:25 PM (IDPbH)

130 "May" is an all-purpose word and has so many "could happen" uses.

A tidal wave "may" occur in the Pacific ocean, causing a huge wave to engulf Denver.

A fleet of UFOs "may" land on the White House lawn tonight.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 20, 2017 07:26 PM (wI4ew)

131 Diane Abbott seems to be the UK's version of Sheila Jackson Lee, except way closer to power than Lee will ever be. Dumb as a post, and eagerly demonstrates it often on tv.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2017 07:26 PM (NOIQH)

132 But of course.

- Good news: Ford won't keep their plant in Mexico, after pressure from Trump & Co.
- Bad news: Ford's going to China instead.

http://thehill.com/latino/338586-ford-to-move-production-of-focus-from-mexico-to-china

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 20, 2017 07:26 PM (eMKNe)

133 Oh dear. I just had a very sad thought. You don't think Obama ate those two dogs do you? Like at a "We Got Away with It and We're Really Really RichToo" celebration dinner.

It's not unpossible. Perhaps a moment of remembrance on the Pet Thread?

Posted by: gracepc at June 20, 2017 07:26 PM (OU4q6)

134 The man was drunk who slammed into people outside of the Mosque. The only person who died did so from a heart attack.

If you are going to use a van as a weapon to kill, you will kill people.

Don't believe the MSM media on this one. Just a very drunk driver. Happens all the time and London has Mosques on every block.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 20, 2017 07:27 PM (2qHjF)

135 Posted by: washrivergal at June 20, 2017 07:26 PM (wI4ew)

I think you're thinking of "might". "May" implies permission or being allowed.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2017 07:27 PM (rZ+mb)

136 I saw a glimmer of hope when Clinton gave that stupid speech to the Congress at the end of 1993 about the Hillary Care plan, you, remember, "With this card, you'll never be turned down for health care" or some crap like that.

Bob Dole, a guy who seemed pretty fine with being the leader of the minority, so long as he was the leader, glumly said that he guessed we'd get some sort of health care plan through Congress.

And Phil Graham of Texas responded to the whole thing by saying 'over my dead body." He would have been a better candidate than Dole in 1996.

and point of order: I wrote Graham a letter saying that I wanted to help if he ran in 1996. I still have the letter he wrote back thanking me (somewhere)

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 20, 2017 07:27 PM (ILitO)

137 Well, according to CAC Handell is up by about 3%. But no plaid maps.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 20, 2017 07:27 PM (FAo3p)

138 Keep on diggin, you Commie-assed $hitbirds ... Republican Elder Statesmen and KW included !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 20, 2017 07:28 PM (i81II)

139 Great news! Barbie and Ken to become more more divisive diverse.

http://tinyurl.com/ycfed6zh

Ride the rainbow?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 20, 2017 07:28 PM (Nwg0u)

140 I've read it called the Cherry Blossom Throne, firstly because DC has a lot of these, but I think mainly because most of the people who rule us genuinely believe they are making the world a better place.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 07:29 PM (6FqZa)

141 A fleet of UFOs "may" land on the White House lawn tonight.
________________

If they do, Trump should give them directions to Barry's house.

You know how those aliens like to experiment with human bodies? Well so does Barry "I once thought about being a homosexual, but decided sex with Michelle was more challenging" Obama.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 20, 2017 07:29 PM (nS5LK)

142 "Twitter Author John Scalzi"....

LOL

Nice one, Ace.

Are we doing a GAINZ threat this week?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 20, 2017 07:29 PM (xJa6I)

143 28 Which is why they'd then have to impeach him too, as quickly as possible, so that the presumably-Democratic Speaker of the House could then ascend to the Iron Throne.



All in a period of one minute:

Trump impeached. Pence sworn in.
Pence pardons Trump. Appoints him VP.
Pence resigns. Trump becomes president.
Trump appoints Pence VP.

Liberal heads explode.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2017 06:56 PM (Ak/GS)

This is nothing short but pure genius.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 20, 2017 07:30 PM (2qHjF)

144 Well, according to CAC Handell is up by about 3%. But no plaid maps.
Posted by: Old Blue at June 20, 2017 07:27 PM (FAo3p)

Really. Con Art Critic is WAY past that now!!

Posted by: golfman at June 20, 2017 07:30 PM (48QDY)

145 @126 POP

Thanks! That's fascinating. Guess it puts the kybosh on rickb's wonderfully putinesque scenario.

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, covfefe moron at June 20, 2017 07:30 PM (Eynls)

146 Florida shit status
[ ] Not hitting the AC
[X] Hitting the AC
Florida Donk Party Chair: "They're like children, these black lawmakers. They just don't get it," Bittel said.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 20, 2017 07:24 PM (Nwg0u)

"Still longing for the old plantation, And for the old folks at home.
All the world is sad and dreary everywhere I roam,
Oh darkies, how my heart grows weary,
Far from the old folks at home."

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 20, 2017 07:30 PM (5VlCp)

147 Reporting in for GAINZZZ. I love deadlifts sexually. I wish I could do them everyday.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 20, 2017 07:31 PM (2qHjF)

148 A fleet of UFOs "may" land on the White House lawn tonight.

________________



If they do, Trump should give them directions to Barry's house.



You know how those aliens like to experiment with human bodies?
Well so does Barry "I once thought about being a homosexual, but decided
sex with Michelle was more challenging" Obama.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 20, 2017 07:29 PM (nS5LK)

Challenging, Yeah. Like surviving the Klingon mating ritual challenging.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2017 07:31 PM (JO9+V)

149 This is nothing short but pure genius.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 20, 2017 07:30 PM (2qHjF)

I don't think the Preezy appoints the new VP. Not how things work.

Posted by: golfman at June 20, 2017 07:32 PM (48QDY)

150 >>All in a period of one minute:



Trump impeached. Pence sworn in.

Pence pardons Trump. Appoints him VP.

Pence resigns. Trump becomes president.

Trump appoints Pence VP.




Oh, my, YESSSSSSS!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2017 07:33 PM (NOIQH)

151 "I have a certain status as the former attorney general. A certain familiarity...."

-
Well, I'm certainly certain about you.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 20, 2017 07:33 PM (Nwg0u)

152 They are bringing up this opioid bit to distract from their bs and to make cop unions happy.

Posted by: gNewt at June 20, 2017 07:34 PM (nQgMQ)

153 looks like an early night for Georgette Freiderech Handel

Posted by: Wyll Binn

At least she'll be able to fall bach on her composing career.

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 20, 2017 07:36 PM (nlbfN)

154 @147

The Paolo, he got there first.

Posted by: deadlift love children at June 20, 2017 07:36 PM (Eynls)

155 https://tinyurl.com/ycyesdsv

From insty FWAFS shipmates.

Posted by: USNtakim at June 20, 2017 07:36 PM (zZWkn)

156 Hey- You fucking libs- We're 1-0 on impeachment.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2017 07:36 PM (nVB9u)

157 Before Scalzi: the Hugo and Nebula awards were generally respected, the science-fiction shelves had some good stuff to read, and Vox Day was a contrarian Christian libertarian who wrote the occasional fantasy novel and SF game.

Now, post Scalzi: The Hugo awards are an international joke ('Three Body Problem', technically a Sad Puppy pick, being the last gasp of good storycraft) and the Nebulas are nicknamed the 'NAMBuLAs'. The science-fiction shelves at the mainstream bookstore are full of crap. And, of course, Vox Day is a rabid puppy.

We can argue over whether the Tor publishing house was more responsible; certainly they pushed Scalzi hard enough. But I concur with commenter #2 here. Scalzi is to be Considered Harmful.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 07:36 PM (6FqZa)

158 I don't think the Preezy appoints the new VP. Not how things work.



That was pre-Obama. We're post-Obama now.
Pen & phone baby. Pen & phone!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2017 07:36 PM (Ak/GS)

159 "I have a certain status as the former attorney general. A certain familiarity...."

In what? Funneling guns to outlaw gangs?

Posted by: tu3031 at June 20, 2017 07:36 PM (qJhUV)

160 60
The only thing republicans have going for them in the next election, is that they are not rabid commies.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 20, 2017 07:04 PM (6Ll1u)

Yet.

Posted by: gracepc at June 20, 2017 07:37 PM (OU4q6)

161 I don't think the Preezy appoints the new VP. Not how things work.

Posted by: golfman at June 20, 2017 07:32 PM (48QDY)


The President nominates the new VP, just like all other Presidential appointments.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2017 07:37 PM (rZ+mb)

162 A fleet of UFOs "may" land on the White House lawn tonight.
________________

If they do, Trump should give them directions to Barry's house.

-
I'm not sure an anal probe of Barry would be representative. More an outlier. Like Hope Solo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 20, 2017 07:37 PM (Nwg0u)

163 Yea, Holders running for President. Hillary is too. the Joey Paste Eater also......

Until Trump/Sessions come at these people full bore for their unmasking and other hideous crimes HE( Trump) will be their piñata.

So Trump, rightfully, pursues the prosecution of the Dem Cabal's crimes....downside?

Yea, the Dems will try to destroy his Presidency(total sarc on).

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinion must be guided at June 20, 2017 07:37 PM (oBuXO)

164 Amendment XXV, Sec 2:

Whenever there is a vacancy in the office of the Vice President, the President shall nominate a Vice President who shall take office upon confirmation by a majority vote of both Houses of Congress.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2017 07:38 PM (rZ+mb)

165 Exxon Mobil, other oil companies and a number of other corporate giants announced on Tuesday that they are supporting a plan to tax carbon emissions that was put forth this year by a group of Republican elder statesmen.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2017 06:53 PM (IqV8l)
**************************

They're playing both ends against the middle.

Posted by: gNewt at June 20, 2017 07:38 PM (nQgMQ)

166 I think if Lynch had been given more time she'd have been a contender for worst attorney general of all time . Ramsey Clarke was truly "gifted " in that regard . Hall of Famer .

Posted by: awkward davies at June 20, 2017 07:39 PM (JsMw3)

167 I have a feeling we're going to get screwed on this Senate healthcare bill. Ted Cruz told Levin he was supposed to help write it and he doesn't know what's in it. And I saw a tweet that said Mike Lee was shut out of the process.

Stupid Republicans. They're letting Obama set the baseline on policies.

Posted by: Abby Normal at June 20, 2017 07:40 PM (cQO95)

168 The only thing republicans have going for them in the next election, is that they are not rabid commies.

I used to believe this until I saw the Points Of Light display on the Washington DC streets, sponsored by George Bush Senior and showcasing, yes, a lot of commies.

The Bush family are Dubcek commies offering The Democratic Party With A Human Face.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 07:40 PM (6FqZa)

169 Whenever there is a vacancy in the office of the Vice President, the President shall nominate a Vice President who shall take office upon confirmation by a majority vote of both Houses of Congress.



Art of the Deal part 4.
Trump doesn't have DoJ investigate Congress for their many crimes for a quick confirmation.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2017 07:41 PM (Ak/GS)

170
I think if Lynch had been given more time she'd have been a contender for worst attorney general of all time

She was the very model of a modern attorney general.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2017 07:41 PM (IqV8l)

171 Barky and Mugabe- Fundamentally changing their countries. How do you change Rhodesia to Zimbabwe? With a Commie doctrine.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2017 07:42 PM (nVB9u)

172 There's video of the woman in question with her arms and legs wrapped around a standing Bachelor as he dry humps her.

seems crazy to talk about reputation in that situation. If they cared about reputation, why would they be on that show?

Posted by: booknlass at June 20, 2017 07:44 PM (v7o4i)

173 Oh dear! Horror! I got my last issue of National Review in the mail yesterday. Looked at the book section, then threw it in the trash. Divorced after 42 years together.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2017 07:44 PM (BXitf)

174 I have a feeling we're going to get screwed on this Senate healthcare bill. Ted Cruz told Levin he was supposed to help write it and he doesn't know what's in it. And I saw a tweet that said Mike Lee was shut out of the process.

Stupid Republicans. They're letting Obama set the baseline on policies.
Posted by: Abby Normal at June 20, 2017 07:40 PM (cQO95)

+++

That's because all of that grand "repealing" that was done was a charade to appease the base. These Republican fossils never intended to do such a thing.
All for show - like the wedding cake in the window of the bakery - just frosted cardboard.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 20, 2017 07:45 PM (wI4ew)

175 Gee; I think Eric Holer would be a great President/s.-A less fat version of Mugabe.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2017 07:46 PM (qES5k)

176 How do you change Rhodesia to Zimbabwe? With a Commie doctrine.
________

And a name change to something way cooler. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 20, 2017 07:46 PM (zkGZ8)

177 Holer=Holder

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2017 07:47 PM (qES5k)

178 Posted by: torquewrench at June 20, 2017 07:22 PM (ujwCG)

Yes to everything. Plus Jared is a terrible public speaker and looks like Pajama Boy. And when it comes to sheer globalist evil there are few that match up to the immoral George Soros, but Eric Schmidt is a very close second.

Posted by: gracepc at June 20, 2017 07:47 PM (OU4q6)

179 Whenever there is a vacancy in the office of the Vice President, the
President shall nominate a Vice President who shall take office upon confirmation by a majority vote of both Houses of Congress.

The last time this applied, Ford nominated Nelson Rockefeller who was confirmed by Congress.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 20, 2017 07:47 PM (qJhUV)

180 hey, guys, keep in mind, the House impeaches, the Senate must convict.

Ain't happening unless someone has video of Trump taking a suitcase full of gold bars from Putin. And even then you'd need to prove it was a bribe and not tribute.

and Keith Olbermann is a twat

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 20, 2017 07:47 PM (ILitO)

181 Holder looks like a black version of Hitler.

Posted by: Godwins Law at June 20, 2017 07:48 PM (+dsLj)

182 There's video of the woman in question with her arms and legs wrapped around a standing Bachelor as he dry humps her.

seems crazy to talk about reputation in that situation. If they cared about reputation, why would they be on that show?

Posted by: booknlass at June 20, 2017 07:44 PM (v7o4i)
****************************

On broadcast TV?

Posted by: gNewt at June 20, 2017 07:48 PM (nQgMQ)

183 Handel ahead in early Fulton County returns. This good.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2017 07:48 PM (l4aLi)

184 @177

Holder=Holer

FIBFY

Posted by: deadlift love children at June 20, 2017 07:49 PM (Eynls)

185 re 177: Holer = Holder

I think Barky is the holer.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 20, 2017 07:49 PM (ILitO)

186 Now that the Left has won the West's 'cultural revolution', and constitutional democracy's defeat in this nation sealed after that war with the Treaty of Roe and the Treaty of Obergefell, and with a majority of the population now beholden solely to the government for its daily sustenance, I suspect the Left feels the time is nigh for the Real Revolution... And what's to stop them now?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 20, 2017 07:49 PM (e9G8E)

187 167 I have a feeling we're going to get screwed on this Senate healthcare bill. Ted Cruz told Levin he was supposed to help write it and he doesn't know what's in it. And I saw a tweet that said Mike Lee was shut out of the process.

Stupid Republicans. They're letting Obama set the baseline on policies.
Posted by: Abby Normal at June 20, 2017 07:40 PM (cQO95)


They really want to lose the House and Senate in 2018, don't they?

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2017 07:49 PM (sdi6R)

188 >>Holder looks like a black version of Hitler.

Bull shit, I had a chin.

Posted by: Hitler at June 20, 2017 07:49 PM (/Nite)

189 GA-6:

Handel up to 71 cents on that betting site-- can't remember the name.

But it any event... I all'is feels like I'm up in heaven when I'm down in Dixie's Land!

Posted by: mnw at June 20, 2017 07:49 PM (a36X1)

190 Barky and Mugabe- Fundamentally changing their countries. How do you change Rhodesia to Zimbabwe? With a Commie doctrine.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2017 07:42 PM (nVB9u)

Yup...from Bread Basket to Basket Case.

From land of the free and home of the brave to land of the freebies and baking cakes for the ghey.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 20, 2017 07:49 PM (5VlCp)

191 174
I have a feeling we're going to get screwed on this Senate healthcare
bill. Ted Cruz told Levin he was supposed to help write it and he
doesn't know what's in it. And I saw a tweet that said Mike Lee was shut
out of the process.



Stupid Republicans. They're letting Obama set the baseline on policies.

Posted by: Abby Normal at June 20, 2017 07:40 PM (cQO95)

Do you know who is writing it behind those closed doors? Mike Lee is no longer on my list of good guys.

Posted by: gracepc at June 20, 2017 07:49 PM (OU4q6)

192 I think Barky is the holer.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 20, 2017 07:49 PM (ILitO)

+++

I thought he was the holee.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 20, 2017 07:49 PM (wI4ew)

193 Stay safe West Gulf Coast Morons - Tropical Storm Cindy is taking Rita's route between Houston and the Louisiana border.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 07:50 PM (6FqZa)

194 Yes to everything. Plus Jared is a terrible public speaker and looks like Pajama Boy.
*****

A pajama boy who gets to bang Ivanka every night. There is no justice in the world sometimes.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro is a twaddling assface at June 20, 2017 07:50 PM (+dsLj)

195 >>I think Barky is the holer.

That be me.

Posted by: Reggie at June 20, 2017 07:50 PM (/Nite)

196 Holder looks like a black version of Hitler.
Posted by: Godwins Law at June 20, 2017 07:48 PM (+dsLj)


Der Schwarze Reichkanzler.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2017 07:50 PM (JNUxV)

197 Off sock!

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, covfefe moron at June 20, 2017 07:50 PM (Eynls)

198 Handel ahead in early Fulton County returns. This good.

Posted by: Under Fire
________

For a sec I thought this was about baroque music and upstate New York.

(I'll be quiet now.)

Posted by: FireHorse at June 20, 2017 07:51 PM (zkGZ8)

199 They really want to lose the House and Senate in 2018, don't they?

I think their strategy is something along the lines of 'who else ya gonna vote for!?'

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 20, 2017 07:51 PM (OlNRF)

200 Well the Ossoff went down to Georgia
He was lookin' for a race to steal...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 20, 2017 07:51 PM (eMKNe)

201 Thought word was Tucker had emergency appendix surgery, false alarm?

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2017 07:52 PM (Ot7+c)

202 gNewt, i don't watch broadcast TV, so I don't know if it was on there. I found it just now linked on People magazine's website, but I think I first saw it from Drudge or Fox.

Posted by: booknlass at June 20, 2017 07:52 PM (v7o4i)

203 The Root reporter Jason Johnson, reporting on MSNBC live from Ossoff's headquarters, is already predicting a Handel win tonight. If she does pull it off, expect the left and media to go absolutely bonkers. -BB


Pudding on order.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2017 07:52 PM (l4aLi)

204 but in theory, if the Dems have a Yuuge victory in 2018, they could in theory impeach Trump in the House, then the Dems and the usual suspects in the Senate (eg, McCain) are able to get Trump out of office (1 in a thousand chance)

the Dems could then force Pence to pick someone they wanted as VP and who knows what might happen next?

Nah, Trump ain't going anywhere. Trump won, no coup.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 20, 2017 07:53 PM (ILitO)

205 Open bar here if Handel wins.

Posted by: blaster at June 20, 2017 07:53 PM (jHrzU)

206 I think their strategy is something along the lines of 'who else ya gonna vote for!?'

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 20, 2017 07:51 PM (OlNRF)


You voted for me. Your parents voted for me. You're going to vote for me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2017 07:53 PM (JNUxV)

207 199 They really want to lose the House and Senate in 2018, don't they?

I think their strategy is something along the lines of 'who else ya gonna vote for!?'
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 20, 2017 07:51 PM (OlNRF)


That's pretty much been their strategy for the last 20-30 years.

They keep it up and they might find that a lot of people will decide to spend Election Day sorting their sock drawers.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2017 07:53 PM (sdi6R)

208 Hell who am I kidding bar is opened already.

Posted by: blaster at June 20, 2017 07:54 PM (jHrzU)

209 Tropical Storm Cindy is taking Rita's route between Houston and the Louisiana border.

Looks like a direct hit for Jefferson and Orange county. My mom is on the Bolivar peninsula right now. Heading back home early tomorrow morning. I think the stores have already sold out of water bottles, bread, bananas, and milk.

Posted by: no good deed at June 20, 2017 07:54 PM (hsb2w)

210 Holder could run for Gun-Runner-in-Chief.

El Chapo had one of Holder's .50 caliber machine guns when he was arrested, so he's got that endorsement sewed-up.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 20, 2017 07:54 PM (Ndje9)

211 #191 gracepc

No, I don't know. But I have a feeling no conservatives were allowed.

Posted by: Abby Normal at June 20, 2017 07:54 PM (cQO95)

212 re 201: had a neighbor who had appendicitis years ago, no insurance, was back to work in like three days. It's not a hip replacement

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 20, 2017 07:55 PM (ILitO)

213 On this Ocare repeal, you're going to get it good pleebs. Real good.

Posted by: McYertle at June 20, 2017 07:55 PM (l4aLi)

214 Handel ahead in early Fulton County returns. This good.

Posted by: Under Fire
________

For a sec I thought this was about baroque music

-
Bach to the Future!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 20, 2017 07:55 PM (Nwg0u)

215 Looks like a direct hit for Jefferson and Orange county. My mom is on the Bolivar peninsula right now. Heading back home early tomorrow morning. I think the stores have already sold out of water bottles, bread, bananas, and milk.
Posted by: no good deed at June 20, 2017 07:54 PM (hsb2w)

++++

Hope she stays safe. Are bananas a thing in a storm event?

Posted by: washrivergal at June 20, 2017 07:56 PM (wI4ew)

216 Posted by: awkward davies at June 20, 2017 07:39 PM (JsMw3)

But she wins for fattest feet. And it's a miracle how she can squish them into a shoe.

Posted by: gracepc at June 20, 2017 07:56 PM (OU4q6)

217 173
Oh dear! Horror! I got my last issue of National Review in the mail
yesterday. Looked at the book section, then threw it in the trash.
Divorced after 42 years together.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2017 07:44 PM (BXitf)

They don't give a shit. They haven't made any money off subscriptions ............ have they ever made money on subscriptions and advertising? Have they ever been in the black the capitalist way? Isn't it funny that the biggest libertarians work really hard to avoid having to take part in the libertarian economy they imagine.

Posted by: DFCTomm at June 20, 2017 07:56 PM (50gG9)

218
Sure thing, Holder, you chinless fook, you'd be a virtual shoo-in...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: l will not cease from mental fight, nor shall my sword sleep in my hand at June 20, 2017 07:56 PM (pNxlR)

219 Are bananas a thing in a storm event?

It seems that way. Those are always the first things to sell out. It's the same way for snowstorms I've learned.

Posted by: no good deed at June 20, 2017 07:57 PM (hsb2w)

220 I think if Lynch had been given more time she'd have been a contender for worst attorney general of all time



She was the very model of a modern attorney general weeble.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2017 07:41 PM (IqV8l)


FIFY

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2017 07:57 PM (JO9+V)

221 Brazoria County here. Hoping Cindy doesn't drift much farther west.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2017 07:58 PM (BXitf)

222 Vinyl edition of Daft Punk's latest release going round now.

Ossoff hoping to get lucky.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 20, 2017 07:58 PM (t/7gr)

223 Hope she stays safe. Are bananas a thing in a storm event?
Posted by: washrivergal at June 20, 2017 07:56 PM (wI4ew)
---------
You're supposed to fill up your bathtub with bananas when a storm is forecast.

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2017 07:58 PM (Sfs6o)

224 214 Handel ahead in early Fulton County returns. This good.

Posted by: Under Fire
________

For a sec I thought this was about baroque music

-
Bach to the Future!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 20, 2017 07:55 PM (Nwg0u)
----------------
I got your Chopin right here. Both of you.

Posted by: McYertle at June 20, 2017 07:59 PM (l4aLi)

225 219 Are bananas a thing in a storm event?

It seems that way. Those are always the first things to sell out. It's the same way for snowstorms I've learned.
Posted by: no good deed at June 20, 2017 07:57 PM (hsb2w)

+++

That is so weird. I don't think I would put it on my list of things I'd need to have. Wouldn't even occur to me.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 20, 2017 07:59 PM (wI4ew)

226 >>Vinyl edition of Daft Punk's latest release going round now


Long Live Vinyl!

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2017 07:59 PM (8C2Gv)

227 Bananas are yummy and all, but they don't keep for days without access to food.

When Ike punched us out, it wasn't bananas that saved me. It was cheese, nuts, crackers, dried apricots - the not-so-perishable stuff.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 07:59 PM (6FqZa)

228 Posted by: Abby Normal at June 20, 2017 07:54 PM (cQO95)

Good guess. I am just at wit's end about how conservatives retaliate with this crap. I would be tempted to send out constituent updates. Blocked from this and that. Closed doors per Senator So and So. If these guys are going to be allowed to play what's the point of plum committee assignments etc.

As long as you play by the rules I don't think you really are going to get anywhere.

Posted by: gracepc at June 20, 2017 07:59 PM (OU4q6)

229 I suspect the Left feels the time is nigh for the Real Revolution... And what's to stop them now?

The sound of millions of ARs chambering that first round?

Posted by: An Observation at June 20, 2017 07:59 PM (18bSL)

230 >>That is so weird. I don't think I would put it on my list of things I'd need to have. Wouldn't even occur to me.


When the power goes out, there are a lotta uses for a banana.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2017 08:00 PM (8C2Gv)

231 You're supposed to fill up your bathtub with bananas when a storm is forecast.

Unless you're Sandra Fluke. . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 08:00 PM (6FqZa)

232 You're supposed to fill up your bathtub with bananas when a storm is forecast.
Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2017 07:58 PM (Sfs6o)

+++

Somehow...Weasel, I just don't think so.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 20, 2017 08:00 PM (wI4ew)

233 If Pelosi becomes Speaker after the 2018 elections, and Trump is impeached AND convicted, Pence better stay locked in the White House underground bunker until his VP pick is confirmed, because every Dem who can hold a gun, knife, or club will be trying to kill him so that Speaker Pelosi can become President.

Posted by: Gref at June 20, 2017 08:01 PM (AMIL/)

234 Banana pancakes and french toast!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2017 08:01 PM (JO9+V)

235 231 You're supposed to fill up your bathtub with bananas when a storm is forecast.

We have a bathtub BOB.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2017 08:01 PM (l4aLi)

236 >>When the power goes out, there are a lotta uses for a banana.

Posted by: garrett

Yup. Zucchini too.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 20, 2017 08:01 PM (/Nite)

237 Somehow...Weasel, I just don't think so.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 20, 2017 08:00 PM (wI4ew)
----------

You're right, washrivergal. The bananas goes in the sink. The multi-packs of toilet paper go in the bathtub.

Actually, the bananas can go in the trash for all I care. Yuck.

Posted by: bluebell - mangiamo! at June 20, 2017 08:02 PM (sBOL1)

238 Are bananas a thing in a storm event?




Banana daiquiris? Sure!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2017 08:03 PM (Ak/GS)

239 Impeachment is not a criminal process. There are no Presidential pardons for it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

Oh, really? So what was that thing Ford did for Nixon? Y'know, Ford, who on September 8, 1974, issued a full and unconditional pardon of Nixon. That thing. Whaddya call that?

Posted by: History is written by the Victors at June 20, 2017 08:03 PM (g6yUI)

240 At this time, the NYT is predicting Handel by 0.7%.

http://tinyurl.com/ybsmy5sw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 20, 2017 08:03 PM (Nwg0u)

241
When the power goes out, there are a lotta uses for a banana.
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2017 08:00 PM (8C2Gv)

+++

For me it's coffee. First and foremost. Making it. Keeping it hot. Everything else is secondary. And bananas not being on the list at all.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 20, 2017 08:03 PM (wI4ew)

242 My strategic reserves of peanut butter, charcoal, lighter fluid, and Stove Top stuffing will get the de Monets through TS Cindy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2017 08:03 PM (JO9+V)

243 237 Somehow...Weasel, I just don't think so.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 20, 2017 08:00 PM (wI4ew)
----------

You're right, washrivergal. The bananas goes in the sink. The multi-packs of toilet paper go in the bathtub.

Actually, the bananas can go in the trash for all I care. Yuck.
Posted by: bluebell - mangiamo! at June 20, 2017 08:02 PM (sBOL1)
---------
Oh, I hear your mocking laughter at the store during storm season!

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2017 08:03 PM (Sfs6o)

244 You know those "X days without an accident" calendars that some businesses have?

We need one of those.

"X days without a Democrat violently attacking a conservative."

If you really want to be an@l, do:

"X days without Democrat hate speech."

LOL. The last would be stuck on zero.

Posted by: shibumi at June 20, 2017 08:03 PM (aT+Bx)

245 When Ike punched us out,

Where were you during Ike? My cousin had just bought a house in Bridge City. Couldn't buy any insurance with a named storm in the Gulf. He ended up with 6 feet of water in his house. I had just moved to Ohio. The dang storm followed us. Knocked out power all around us. The whole state of Ohio was in a state of emergency from the wind. Of course, all of the linemen had were pre-positioned to deal with the stuff on the coast. We didn't lose power, but the areas around us were without power longer than my parents were after Ike. It was weird.

Posted by: no good deed at June 20, 2017 08:04 PM (hsb2w)

246 re: 239: I would imagine it was to make sure Nixon wasn't prosecuted for any real or imagined crimes

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 20, 2017 08:04 PM (ILitO)

247 Are bananas a thing in a storm event?

It seems that way. Those are always the first things to sell out. It's the same way for snowstorms I've learned.

Posted by: no good deed at June 20, 2017 07:57 PM (hsb2w)


I've never seen bananas sell out before a storm. I've never even heard the two words "bananas" and "storm" together.

I think you are working for Big Banana ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2017 08:04 PM (rZ+mb)

248 Impeachment is not a criminal process. There are no Presidential pardons for it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

Oh, really? So what was that thing Ford did for Nixon? Y'know, Ford, who on September 8, 1974, issued a full and unconditional pardon of Nixon. That thing. Whaddya call that?
Posted by: History is written by the Victors




Didn't Nixon resign before impeachment was voted on?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2017 08:05 PM (Ak/GS)

249 nood

Posted by: nood at June 20, 2017 08:05 PM (aUHJk)

250 >>My strategic reserves of peanut butter,


Well, the dog won't wander far...

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2017 08:05 PM (8C2Gv)

251 11 The Van attack in London didn't have much of a death toll... Slacker I guess. Not sure if the 1 fatality was hit or had a heart attack...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2017 06:51 PM (O2RFr)

Everything I've seen says he suffered a heart attack prior to the van crashing into the crowd around him.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 20, 2017 08:05 PM (brIR5)

252 Oh, really? So what was that thing Ford did for Nixon? Y'know, Ford, who
on September 8, 1974, issued a full and unconditional pardon of Nixon.
That thing. Whaddya call that?

He never got impeached. He resigned before it happened.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 20, 2017 08:05 PM (qJhUV)

253 There's always money in the banana stand

Posted by: Count de Bluth at June 20, 2017 08:06 PM (JO9+V)

254 For me it's coffee. First and foremost. Making it. Keeping it hot. Everything else is secondary. And bananas not being on the list at all.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 20, 2017 08:03 PM (wI4w)

-----------

Hear, hear. Thank the good Lord for French presses and gas cooktops. And thermoses. I kept my friends in the neighborhood supplied for three days once.

The liberals had to make do with bananas.

Posted by: bluebell - mangiamo! at June 20, 2017 08:06 PM (sBOL1)

255 A pajama boy who gets to bang Ivanka every night. There is no justice in the world sometimes.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro is a twaddling assface at June 20, 2017 07:50 PM (+dsLj)

And there you have it!

Posted by: gracepc at June 20, 2017 08:07 PM (OU4q6)

256 Impeachment is not a criminal process. There are no Presidential pardons for it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

Oh, really?


Yes, really.

So what was that thing Ford did for Nixon? Y'know, Ford, who on September 8, 1974, issued a full and unconditional pardon of Nixon. That thing. Whaddya call that?

Posted by: History is written by the Victors at June 20, 2017 08:03 PM (g6yUI)


You are aware that Nixon was never impeached? You are, right?

Do you really know what impeachment is? I don't think so. It's not criminal and there are no Presidential pardons for it. None. Zip. Zilch. Nada. Zero. The Null Set. Emptiness. A Vacuum.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2017 08:07 PM (rZ+mb)

257 Thank the good Lord for French presses and gas cooktops.

Yes, although no gas stove in the new house. My grill has a burner, thankfully. Must.Have.Coffee.

Posted by: no good deed at June 20, 2017 08:08 PM (hsb2w)

258 Where were you during Ike?

I was trying to comment here :^x

In meatspace, Briar Forest and Wilcrest, ish. Power was restored the noon after the hurricane and then a transformer exploded. Four days after that, we had power more regular.

Yeah, it sucked. So I moved to Boulder with the fires and floods. If I ever move to a place with decent weather I expect that's where SMOD will land

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 08:08 PM (6FqZa)

259 State senators hold hearing today on Evergreen College chaos. Perfesser don't show and college president sez he will get those crazy kids but it needs to go through "administrative" procedures. Graduation day at Cheney Stadium (safe place away from college) cost $100K.

Much wailing and gnashing of teeth by senators but nothing will change. At least the People's Baseball Bat Wielding Compliance Soviet didn't get to speak.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 20, 2017 08:08 PM (e1mEI)

260 Oh, and the deck of many things? Cold deck.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 20, 2017 08:09 PM (e1mEI)

261 POP is right... technically. Nixon had impeachment pass the House, but was not yet officially Impeached. Nixon then scurried away after some Senators privately told him he would be impeached.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 08:10 PM (6FqZa)

262 If I ever move to a place with decent weather I expect that's where SMOD will land

You are probably right! Every place we have moved has a had a strange weather event the same year we arrived. I'm starting to get a little paranoid.

Posted by: no good deed at June 20, 2017 08:10 PM (hsb2w)

263 I am loving these early GA projections sexshually!

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, covfefe moron at June 20, 2017 08:10 PM (Eynls)

264 http://legalinsurrection.com/2017/06/watch-live-ga-6-special-election-results/

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2017 08:11 PM (Ot7+c)

265 229
I suspect the Left feels the time is nigh for the Real Revolution... And what's to stop them now?
The sound of millions of ARs chambering that first round?
Posted by: An Observation at June 20, 2017 07:59 PM (18bSL)



That thought heartens me, but I fear what's left of our constitutional democracy will be brought to heel by the Left while we sleep, most of us having given up any forethought to the preservation of liberty in order to keep the cheques coming...

I hope I'm wrong!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 20, 2017 08:13 PM (e9G8E)

266 88 Only problem is that impeachment means you can't hold federal office. Hillary should still be impeached, she's earned it many times over.
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, covfefe moron at June 20, 2017 07:09 PM (Eynls)

Not always. Exclusion from future office has to specifically be in the sentence. See Congressman and impeached federal judge Alcee Hastings.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 20, 2017 08:15 PM (brIR5)

267 technically. Nixon had impeachment pass the House, but was not yet officially Impeached.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 08:10 PM (6FqZa)


The Articles of Impeachment were only ratified by committee, not voted on by the House.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2017 08:16 PM (rZ+mb)

268 @266

It's for this, not just for the KDW groupies, that I come here

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, covfefe moron at June 20, 2017 08:17 PM (Eynls)

269 Deck the Hall.

Posted by: Oates at June 20, 2017 08:24 PM (xAvrH)

270 Kevin Williamson can go eat a butt. He wrote in a column last year that all those struggling former industrial towns of the Rust Belt, full of the sort of people who were inclined to support a candidate like Donald Trump, should just die already.

If that ponce had had his way, Hillary Clinton would be our President now. Looking back, I feel remorse for ever having liked him and Jonah Goldberg and all their National Review cohorts.

Ninnies prancing to a tune called by the Deep State, all those NRO stooges.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 20, 2017 11:04 PM (3YxFh)

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