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Terrorist Wearing Explosive Belt Shot But Not Killed in Brussels Train Station; Small Explosion Heard
There's a picture of a small fire in the train station here, which is probably due to the explosion. It's not been reported yet if the explosion was controlled, or if someone just chucked the belt away before it blew up.
Or, you can see it in this tweet:Explosion inside #Brussels Central railway station, more details unknown at this time pic.twitter.com/ouxYhTpOfS
— Roeland Roovers (@r0eland) June 20, 2017
Here's a short video of troops arriving at the train station. Reports say he was "neutralized." Some tweets say there are reports he was seriously wounded, but is alive. Police say the situation is "under control" now. The motive may never be known, if CNN has its way. Update: Maybe the situation is less under control than previously advertised. Reports out that special police forces (anti-terror squads, I imagine) have been deployed to hunt for second suspect.
🔴 URGENT BELGIQUE TERRORISME
— Jean-Paul Ney (@jpney) June 20, 2017
Déploiement des forces spéciales de la police pour rechercher un 2e individu.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Guzalot at June 20, 2017 03:58 PM (prSvo)
It's almost like importing murderous thugs is part of some plan.
Posted by: Max Power at June 20, 2017 03:59 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 03:59 PM (ts3NT)
Posted by: dIb at June 20, 2017 03:59 PM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 20, 2017 04:01 PM (3Cqzv)
They were saying there were two small explosions, the ploy to cause a disturbance, bring in first responders, then take them out.
they shot him first, then an explosion from what I heard so far
still glad on one was hurt - train station
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2017 04:03 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 20, 2017 04:03 PM (9xFrC)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 20, 2017 04:03 PM (WmgTn)
Posted by: MSM Asshats Everywhere at June 20, 2017 04:04 PM (OlNRF)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 20, 2017 04:04 PM (fKWf6)
On the plus side, I just saved a lot on my car insurance. (Seriously, thank you State Farm)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 20, 2017 04:05 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: EuroWoke at June 20, 2017 04:05 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2017 04:05 PM (oVJmc)
When do we neutralize Islam? The world wonders . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2017 04:05 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2017 04:05 PM (oVJmc)
Goddam Phlegms.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2017 04:05 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Roy at June 20, 2017 04:05 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: but that is not my dog at June 20, 2017 04:05 PM (+INtM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2017 04:06 PM (BuW5C)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2017 04:05 PM (oVJmc)
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Yeah those Belgians wouldn't even help us attack the alien ships in the war of '96!
Posted by: astronaut achmed at June 20, 2017 04:06 PM (XZGD9)
Note the poster on the right:
"A true party animal takes the train to the festival."
Like the Democrat terrorist. A true "party" animal.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2017 04:07 PM (mbhDw)
Looks like coppers were on the ball here. Thankfully
Posted by: very depressed oddnot at June 20, 2017 04:07 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: good show at June 20, 2017 04:08 PM (+INtM)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2017 04:05 PM (mbhDw)
I think it's gonna take more than neutralization...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 20, 2017 04:08 PM (OlNRF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2017 04:08 PM (BuW5C)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2017 04:09 PM (oVJmc)
rules say he now becomes one of those 26 "virgins" instead of getting to rape virgins in "heaven", meaning he will be someone's bitch in prison?
Posted by: illiniwek at June 20, 2017 04:09 PM (O8hcu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2017 04:09 PM (BuW5C)
Posted by: Ripley at June 20, 2017 04:09 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2017 04:09 PM (5y11N)
I think it's gonna take more than neutralization...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 20, 2017 04:08 PM (OlNRF)
To paraphrase Winston Churchill, the word "neutralize" is pregnant with meaning.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2017 04:09 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: simplemind at June 20, 2017 04:10 PM (CgyOH)
He was 6'4" and full of Mosl
I said to the man, 'Do you speak-a my language?'
...then he yelled something about Allah and detonated. Weird.
Posted by: Sporkatus at June 20, 2017 04:10 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: mx4 at June 20, 2017 04:10 PM (3qafY)
Posted by: Barack Obama Is A Bad, Bad Man at June 20, 2017 04:10 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: MFM Headline at June 20, 2017 04:10 PM (QrBXe)
He was 6'4" and full of Mosl
I said to the man, 'Do you speak-a my language?'
...then he yelled something about Allah and detonated. Weird.
***
winning the internet, one song adaption at a time!
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 20, 2017 04:10 PM (9xFrC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2017 04:08 PM (BuW5C)
It would've been worthy of a Walker Evans moment, but ol' Walker always survived after clicking the shutter.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2017 04:11 PM (mbhDw)
Hilarity ensues.
Do it enough times and get the word out and it just might put a small dent in these attacks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2017 04:12 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 20, 2017 04:12 PM (qJ+iT)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 20, 2017 04:13 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: JAS at June 20, 2017 04:13 PM (EX4Wr)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 20, 2017 04:13 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Tryonisdoomed at June 20, 2017 04:13 PM (Ze99w)
And turning his life around (piece by piece).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2017 04:14 PM (PY9jH)
Lovely....hope it does wonders for their business?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2017 04:14 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 04:14 PM (ts3NT)
Achmed must've been pissed at Dubya for culturally appropriating French fries - invented in Belgium - and labeling them freedom fries.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2017 04:14 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: simplemind at June 20, 2017 04:14 PM (/85yt)
Lovely....hope it does wonders for their business?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2017 04:14 PM (5y11N)
In Oakland, that will attract customers. Sadly.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2017 04:15 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2017 04:15 PM (l4aLi)
they're a bitch to put out.
gees...ya miss one brownie payment....
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'new nic in R&D' at June 20, 2017 04:16 PM (7iUYS)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at June 20, 2017 04:16 PM (VhfPS)
Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2017 04:16 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Brussels Association of Flower Shop, Candle, and Mylar Balloon Stores at June 20, 2017 04:16 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 20, 2017 04:13 PM (vg8iE)
"May" = not permitted to.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2017 04:16 PM (mbhDw)
I speak Belgian.
Fat Tire Ale.
Chocolate.
What else you want to talk about?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2017 04:16 PM (Ak/GS)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 20, 2017 04:16 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 20, 2017 04:16 PM (2VN2E)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at June 20, 2017 04:16 PM (VhfPS)
If he only knew that Ben Grimm was a Joo!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2017 04:16 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at June 20, 2017 04:16 PM (nFwvY)
They have been rebels for a long time.
Posted by: JAS at June 20, 2017 04:16 PM (EX4Wr)
Posted by: German Chancellor at June 20, 2017 04:17 PM (D4rQ6)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 20, 2017 04:16 PM (vg8iE)
Sweet Caldera Of Death - SCOD
Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2017 04:17 PM (l4aLi)
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Public defecation isn't a thing there apparently....yet.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 20, 2017 04:17 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 20, 2017 04:17 PM (6Ll1u)
Isn't Brussels 25% Muslim these days?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at June 20, 2017 04:18 PM (Ss6r7)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2017 04:18 PM (Ak/GS)
Posted by: JAS at June 20, 2017 04:18 PM (EX4Wr)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2017 04:18 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 20, 2017 04:16 PM (vg8iE)
The nice thing about getting older is that things like that become less a concern and more of a hope
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2017 04:18 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 04:18 PM (ts3NT)
1861.
Small enough?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2017 04:18 PM (Ak/GS)
I love this place.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'new nic in R&D' at June 20, 2017 04:19 PM (7iUYS)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2017 04:19 PM (Ak/GS)
Posted by: Transsexual PanAfrican Magazine Writer at June 20, 2017 04:19 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: NRO at June 20, 2017 04:19 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Beavis at June 20, 2017 04:19 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 20, 2017 04:19 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2017 04:19 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Denver at June 20, 2017 04:20 PM (ts3NT)
Utter FAIL on his part. His mama will not be proud.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at June 20, 2017 04:20 PM (sWmbV)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 20, 2017 04:20 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 20, 2017 04:16 PM (vg8iE)
Can we throw Ossoff in the super volcano to appease it?
I'm pretty sure he's a virgin.
Or maybe Lena Dunham to nauseate it. Like ipecac.
And get a little explosion.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 20, 2017 04:20 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe
...........
Hmmph! They have the best rail systems in the world!
Why can't we have nice things???
Posted by: Libtard Demanding High-Speed Rail at June 20, 2017 04:20 PM (so+oy)
Belgium police go around shooting people who might blow up?
"'enry, that guy. He could blow up at any minute. Shoot him quickly."
Posted by: Brabancon, the Small at June 20, 2017 04:20 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 20, 2017 04:21 PM (2S3bc)
"A true party animal takes the train to the festival."
___
The train to the festival will BE THE BOMB!
Posted by: Belgian Bomber Guy at June 20, 2017 04:21 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2017 04:19 PM (O2RFr)
Not not really. LOL...Those who fail in school never make it out and often take a few other students and teachers with them...This one must have just gotten by, by the skin of his teeth ...so to speak
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2017 04:21 PM (5y11N)
When the Yellowstone caldera goes, if you are living east of it, you have a couple hours to get on the next plane to Africa.
Or go to the liquor store and stock up.
Put it on your credit card.
Posted by: JAS at June 20, 2017 04:21 PM (EX4Wr)
Posted by: Achmed the Not So Dead Terrorist at June 20, 2017 04:21 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: gNewt at June 20, 2017 04:21 PM (nQgMQ)
See, I was all set to say how an extraplanetary threat and an intraplanetary (?) threat are kind of opposite one another, but then my brain train derailed at high speed into an apocalypse-themed SMOD/Yellowstone version of Paula Abdul's Opposites Attract/
I blame all of you.
Posted by: Sporkatus at June 20, 2017 04:21 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 20, 2017 04:22 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 20, 2017 04:22 PM (KP5rU)
.....one more cuppa cawfee.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'new nic in R&D' at June 20, 2017 04:22 PM (7iUYS)
Europeans are weird.
Posted by: NRO
Who here has never partied with The Bull?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2017 04:22 PM (Ak/GS)
SMOD/SCOD 2020
*Along with the rest of the biosphere
Posted by: SMOD/SCOD 2020 at June 20, 2017 04:23 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2017 04:23 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 20, 2017 04:23 PM (2S3bc)
Thank you all for your concern, but Cindy and I are safe.
Posted by: John McCain at June 20, 2017 04:23 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Joey Biden at June 20, 2017 04:23 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: 13times at June 20, 2017 04:24 PM (WHVu+)
Posted by: bicentennialguy
....................
meh.. sensationaluist headlines..
If you read the article, you will see this is not that unusual.. they have these swarms periodically..
"As of June 19, 464 events had been recorded. Most of these ranged in the magnitude of 0 to 1, with five less than zero, indicating they occurred at depths ranging from about 0 miles to about 9 miles. "This is the highest number of earthquakes at Yellowstone within a single week in the past five years, but is fewer than weekly counts during similar earthquakes swarms in 2002, 2004, 2008 and 2010," "scientists said.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 20, 2017 04:24 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 20, 2017 04:24 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'new nic in R&D' at June 20, 2017 04:24 PM (7iUYS)
I blame all of you.
Posted by: Sporkatus at June 20, 2017 04:21 PM (eXSOZ)
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Not for THAT you aint. Thats all on you.
Posted by: Achmed the Not So Dead Terrorist at June 20, 2017 04:24 PM (8XRCm)
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That means that in all the commotion they shot his dick off. No junior jihadis/welfare leeches to be sired anymore.
Learn to read between the lines.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 20, 2017 04:25 PM (rLaOI)
Posted by: NRO
___
Dear NRO writer, you are no longer allowed to call Europeans weird, odd, or cheese eating surrender monkeys. The official style guide says you are allowed to use awesome, cool, and our betters. Please get it right next time...or else.
Posted by: NRO editors at June 20, 2017 04:25 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 20, 2017 04:16 PM (vg8iE)
Hate to rain on everyone's parade, but there's a chance that *is* good news.
Releasing tension in small ways might make a big way less likely.
On the other hand it could weaken the dome over the lava.
So it's a maybe.
We should probably be injecting liquid nitrogen in there or something, but frankly it's too big a project for humans now.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 20, 2017 04:25 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at June 20, 2017 04:25 PM (sWmbV)
Posted by: Jean at June 20, 2017 04:25 PM (9TU00)
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Nothing that a pina colada wouldn't cure
Posted by: simplemind at June 20, 2017 04:26 PM (RpS4V)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2017 04:26 PM (l4aLi)
Hercule Poirot is Belgian.
Not French like some people say.
And it's pronounced 'Poy-Row'
Not 'Pie-Rot'
And he's not really that strong even though his first name is Hercule.
But he's smart.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2017 04:26 PM (wPiJc)
SMOD just kills everybody.
Posted by: wooga at June 20, 2017 04:27 PM (bUZFO)
looting and anarchy before the cold and starvation kicks in.
___
Err...wait how is that different from any other day?
Posted by: Antifa at June 20, 2017 04:27 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 20, 2017 04:16 PM (vg8iE)
Hate to rain on everyone's parade, but there's a chance that *is* good news.
Releasing tension in small ways might make a big way less likely.
On the other hand it could weaken the dome over the lava.
So it's a maybe.
We should probably be injecting liquid nitrogen in there or something, but frankly it's too big a project for humans now.
Posted by: Merovign,
Heavy snow pack >> deeper water table >> more steam >> bad things
Posted by: Jean at June 20, 2017 04:27 PM (9TU00)
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Nothing that a pina colada wouldn't cure
Posted by: simplemind at June 20, 2017 04:26 PM (RpS4V)
Yeppers. You got it, a nice big blender full. Its in the AZ Survivors Handbook i believe.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'new nic in R&D' at June 20, 2017 04:28 PM (7iUYS)
Posted by: Crazy fucker that wants the world to end. at June 20, 2017 04:28 PM (EX4Wr)
So what you're saying is, frack Yellowstone?
Posted by: Sporkatus at June 20, 2017 04:28 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2017 04:28 PM (l4aLi)
looting and anarchy before the cold and starvation kicks in.
I've got dibs on Sephora and Bass Pro Shop.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2017 04:28 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 04:28 PM (ts3NT)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 20, 2017 04:23 PM (2S3bc)
"Pardon me, Joo,
Is that the I-Keel-you-choo-choo?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2017 04:28 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson
................
Whatever.. the global cooling that would result from such an event would make a nuclear winter look like a piker!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 20, 2017 04:28 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: jihadi at June 20, 2017 04:28 PM (I64i9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2017 04:29 PM (UI5zK)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'new nic in R&D' at June 20, 2017 04:29 PM (7iUYS)
Posted by: JAS at June 20, 2017 04:29 PM (EX4Wr)
Posted by: gNewt at June 20, 2017 04:29 PM (nQgMQ)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2017 04:28 PM (l4aLi)
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10 feet.
And Im way west of Chicago.
Guess Im going to the liquor store with my credit card.
Posted by: Achmed the Not So Dead Terrorist at June 20, 2017 04:29 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2017 04:29 PM (udajc)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2017 04:29 PM (l4aLi)
friggin sock
Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2017 04:30 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2017 04:30 PM (UI5zK)
Posted by: Huma at June 20, 2017 04:30 PM (nQgMQ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'new nic in R&D' at June 20, 2017 04:30 PM (7iUYS)
Posted by: JAS at June 20, 2017 04:29 PM (EX4Wr)
That sucks for us control freaks?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2017 04:30 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: JAS at June 20, 2017 04:30 PM (EX4Wr)
Posted by: JAS at June 20, 2017 04:29 PM (EX4Wr)
Gamma Rays Of Death- GROD
I'm down with it.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2017 04:31 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 04:31 PM (ts3NT)
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Back in they day when the crooked democratic mayors were competent, that'd be no problem for the snow removal crews.
Posted by: simplemind at June 20, 2017 04:31 PM (ojTQ+)
Posted by: Under Fire
New Orleans - meter
Posted by: Jean at June 20, 2017 04:31 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo
............
We say The Mummy last weekend despite the bad reviews..
It was OK.. not very scary.. more like any other Tom Cruise movie.. lotsa action.
My wife insisted as she was coming down with cabin fever and there weren't a whole lotta other choices. Well the Alien movie.. but she wouldn't see that. Geez.. what husbands put up with!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 20, 2017 04:31 PM (so+oy)
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The LHC generates a black hole that swallows up the entire solar system
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2017 04:31 PM (UI5zK)
Basically the geologists sitting on top of it don't think it's that big a deal.
I also didn't grow another arm because of Fukushima.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 20, 2017 04:31 PM (wB8Tg)
So, pretty standard for Belgium.
Posted by: Troll Feeder at June 20, 2017 04:31 PM (hbrUW)
So what you're saying is, frack Yellowstone?
Jack it!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2017 04:32 PM (Ak/GS)
Guess Im going to the liquor store with my credit card.
Posted by: Achmed the Not So Dead Terrorist
All things considered, you might want to consider the option to:
[ ] Play it safe
[X] Max that sucker out
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 20, 2017 04:32 PM (HTdUD)
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Michael Bay spends 2 and half hours making things explode, product placement galore, geeks complain about not following the source material, movie makes 80 billion dollars in China, sequel announced...
Lather, rinse, repeat
Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at June 20, 2017 04:32 PM (XZGD9)
Posted by: name, rank, cereal # at June 20, 2017 04:32 PM (ihtYN)
Posted by: JAS at June 20, 2017 04:29 PM (EX4Wr)
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Mass Coronal Ejection
Fries the worlds electrical grid. Semi permanantly.
Doesnt directly kill anybody, but maximizes the chaotic after party.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2017 04:32 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Transformers XIX - The Coolant Flush at June 20, 2017 04:32 PM (+INtM)
Half of us, right. The guys on the flip side and in submarines survive.
Posted by: Jean at June 20, 2017 04:32 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 20, 2017 04:32 PM (N1oNg)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 20, 2017 04:33 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Under Fire
New Orleans - meter
You all can kiss my ash!
Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at June 20, 2017 04:33 PM (Hk/NM)
Posted by: Josie Wales at June 20, 2017 04:34 PM (Lt13/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2017 04:31 PM (UI5zK)
I've had more than one apocalyptic dream along those lines.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 20, 2017 04:34 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jean at June 20, 2017 04:32 PM (9TU00)
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Nope. I blelieve gamma rays will go right through anything.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2017 04:35 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jean at June 20, 2017 04:32 PM (9TU00)
Depends on how close the GRB is.
Luckily we don't have a ton of Blue Giants in our neighborhood.
There was a GRB in another member of the local cluster that was calculated to have depopulated half the galaxy (assuming any population).
The universe is a dark alley...
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 20, 2017 04:35 PM (wB8Tg)
I mean really. Who ever heard of a French-Canadian with a Belgian accent?!!?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2017 04:35 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 20, 2017 04:35 PM (0mRoj)
GRBOD is like SYCOD is like SMOD.
Always disappoints.
Posted by: JAS at June 20, 2017 04:35 PM (EX4Wr)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 20, 2017 04:35 PM (N1oNg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2017 04:31 PM (UI5zK)
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CNN Breaking News: We found the plane!
Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at June 20, 2017 04:36 PM (XZGD9)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2017 04:36 PM (mbhDw)
Bruce Banner
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2017 04:36 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 04:37 PM (ts3NT)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2017 04:35 PM (8XRCm)
"If you'd been listening, you'd know that Nintendos pass through everything!" - Col. Jack O'Niell, SG-1
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 20, 2017 04:37 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: fixerupper
I don't think they go through lead. If there's any left after all the fracking.
Posted by: Leftist 'F' Student at June 20, 2017 04:37 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: dantesed at June 20, 2017 04:37 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: JAS at June 20, 2017 04:37 PM (EX4Wr)
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2017 04:38 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Van Allen Radiation Belt at June 20, 2017 04:38 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: Sporkatus at June 20, 2017 04:39 PM (eXSOZ)
I've never seen Suchet play any other role but Poirot.
Posted by: dantesed at June 20, 2017 04:37 PM (88xKn)
He did a cool documentary about the Bible, walking in the footsteps of Jesus or something.
Comes across as a modest, decent, believing guy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2017 04:39 PM (PY9jH)
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Michael Bay spends 2 and half hours making things explode, product placement galore, geeks complain about not following the source material, movie makes 80 billion dollars in China, sequel announced...
Lather, rinse, repeat
***
also, this step vital for Bay:
Find hottest bitch imagineable, linger on her ass. make her run in slo mo
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 20, 2017 04:39 PM (9xFrC)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 20, 2017 04:39 PM (lKyWE)
Yeah. I know. I expect to be praying the Gloria aloud when the Muzzies are cutting off my head.
Posted by: JAS at June 20, 2017 04:39 PM (EX4Wr)
Fries the worlds electrical grid. Semi permanantly.
Doesnt directly kill anybody, but maximizes the chaotic after party.
Posted by: fixerupper
.............
The cities would be chaos in 2-3 days.. no running water.. no toilets.. no food deliveries..
Hmm.. I've been meaning to put together some supplies..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 20, 2017 04:39 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 20, 2017 04:40 PM (r+sAi)
You've never seen Executive Decision?
Posted by: Sporkatus at June 20, 2017 04:40 PM (eXSOZ)
Obviously that all depends on how much Gamma energy.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 20, 2017 04:40 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: G. Ray Burst at June 20, 2017 04:40 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: JAS at June 20, 2017 04:40 PM (EX4Wr)
>>And comes out looking like a a lunatic with little stubby baked-bean teeth.
Alex Jones said something like this about Brian Stelter. More along the lines of like a kid pretending to be a man with his acting all alpha and his stubby little kid teeth.
No, not a Jones follower. I was watching him and Cernovich live watch the MeAgain Kelly interview.
Posted by: Sphynx at June 20, 2017 04:40 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 20, 2017 04:41 PM (2S3bc)
Along with Chipotle & Taco Bell.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2017 04:41 PM (Ak/GS)
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2017 04:41 PM (rmVvL)
*****
Yeah, that's why it was so jarring. Harry and the Hendersons is a pretty silly movie.
I love him as Poirot. He just nailed all the little details.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2017 04:41 PM (wPiJc)
+++
Is that what happened in The Road?
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at June 20, 2017 04:41 PM (VhfPS)
----
Actually, we are CERTAIN we will never know their motives.
It will forever be a mystery. Just like Hillary Clinton's emails, Susan Rice's unmasking, Loretta Lynch's meeting with Bill Clinton and all the actions of the Clinton Foundation and John Podesta.
/off to Belgium to find victims of "Islamophobia."
Posted by: CNN... yes, we are ISIS and Proud! at June 20, 2017 04:41 PM (aT+Bx)
Poirot was Belgian. Not sure Suchet was.
Posted by: JAS at June 20, 2017 04:40 PM (EX4Wr)
***
"I am not a Frenchie . . . I am a Belgie!"
Posted by: Publius Redux at June 20, 2017 04:41 PM (Fb9aZ)
Find hottest bitch imagineable, linger on her ass. make her run in slo mo
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 20, 2017 04:39 .......Goes on Netflix........Bunk. BRB
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 20, 2017 04:42 PM (2S3bc)
The cities would be chaos in 2-3 days.. no running water.. no toilets.. no food deliveries..
Two or three hours more likely.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 20, 2017 04:42 PM (lKyWE)
"While
I greatly appreciate the efforts of President Xi China to help
with North Korea, it has not worked out. At least I know China tried!"
Posted by: shibumi at June 20, 2017 04:43 PM (aT+Bx)
from "Weasel Zippers"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2017 04:43 PM (qES5k)
Find hottest bitch imagineable, linger on her ass. make her run in slo mo
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 20, 2017 04:39 PM (9xFrC)
================
With overhead shot of a helicopter shot from another helicopter...
Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at June 20, 2017 04:44 PM (XZGD9)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 20, 2017 04:45 PM (dKiJG)
The cities would be chaos in 2-3 days.. no running water.. no toilets.. no food deliveries..
Two or three hours more likely.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 20, 2017 04:42 PM (lKyWE)
Cannibalism will break out soon thereafter.
Posted by: Shep Smith at June 20, 2017 04:45 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2017 04:28 PM (l4aLi)
...
Did NOAA have anything to do with those maps?
Posted by: TexasDan at June 20, 2017 04:45 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2017 04:41 PM (rmVvL)
The worst thing is that there were *just* enough good ideas and people in that movie that it made me *angry* that it was mostly crap, as opposed to not caring.
You could strip like 5 details from that and make a good movie from them, but no one has (and no one probably will).
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 20, 2017 04:45 PM (wB8Tg)
from "Weasel Zippers"
---
And Heat Street has an article about Antifa calling for physical violence against Trump supporters and capitalists.
/the beat goes on...
Posted by: shibumi at June 20, 2017 04:45 PM (aT+Bx)
Ok, so just an "incident", not an actual terrorist attack. That's a relief!
Posted by: Cave Johnson at June 20, 2017 04:46 PM (//V6n)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 20, 2017 04:46 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 04:46 PM (ts3NT)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 20, 2017 04:46 PM (6Ll1u)
Because the rash of attacks seems to be ongoing.
Oh, and it's still Ramadan y'all. In case there were no other indicators.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 20, 2017 04:46 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at June 20, 2017 04:46 PM (5uHdy)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 20, 2017 04:46 PM (ppaKI)
---
It's "Muslim Cultural Enrichment."
Along with raping women and children.
/you asked for it, you got it!
Posted by: shibumi at June 20, 2017 04:47 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 20, 2017 04:47 PM (dKiJG)
-
Europe: Where suicide is not just an adventure, it's a way of life!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 20, 2017 04:47 PM (N1oNg)
Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2017 04:47 PM (7HtZB)
---
It's "Muslim Cultural Enrichment."
Along with raping women and children.
/you asked for it, you got it!
Posted by: shibumi at June 20, 2017 04:47 PM
*raises hand*
Could I get a Toyota instead?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 20, 2017 04:47 PM (p+Wdc)
Ok, so just an "incident", not an actual terrorist attack. That's a relief!
--
It the UK, we call these things "matters," unless they involved a white man. Then they're terrorism.
Posted by: Cressida Dick at June 20, 2017 04:48 PM (aT+Bx)
I wah-wah-wah-wah-wonder
Why
Why, why, why, why he blew himself up
We may never know
This is CNN
Posted by: Strobe at June 20, 2017 04:48 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 20, 2017 04:47 PM .........It's just a thin mint....
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 20, 2017 04:48 PM (2S3bc)
"While
I greatly appreciate the efforts of President Xi China to help
with North Korea, it has not worked out. At least I know China tried
===============
It means:
Time is up. I'm going live fire. You had your chance to avoid it, stay out of the way.
Posted by: simplemind at June 20, 2017 04:48 PM (qE/dd)
Posted by: Sammy Sosa at June 20, 2017 04:48 PM (WLK0w)
in a brief period when a sh!tload of SF was being greenlit, to grab the Phantom Menace audience (like the Matrix, Galaxy Quest, many others) the holders of the Wing Commander rights totally stepped on a rake.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 04:49 PM (ts3NT)
"While
I greatly appreciate the efforts of President Xi China to help
with North Korea, it has not worked out. At least I know China tried!"
Posted by: shibumi
It means any deal-making CEO of a corporation or Commander in Chief knows you put a time limit on your proposal to be met or else it is withdrawn.
The proposal for China to get the North Koreans to back down has not occurred. China has failed and passed the football back to PDJT.
PDJT can now summon the guy with the actual football.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 20, 2017 04:49 PM (HTdUD)
Yes, we know.
Posted by: Members of the Baker-Fancher wagon train at June 20, 2017 04:50 PM (Hk/NM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 20, 2017 04:51 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: CN at June 20, 2017 04:51 PM (2+tI4)
Posted by: Love Gun at June 20, 2017 04:51 PM (no0Da)
UK's SFO accuses ex-CEO John Varley and three others over 2008 fundraisings
hmmm, I just watched a dumb movie about this, how Barclay's was the only one that didn't take taxpayer money
now we know why
ft.com
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2017 04:51 PM (fceHP)
yeah, Wing Commander was disappoint.
in a brief period when a sh!tload of SF was being greenlit, to grab
the Phantom Menace audience (like the Matrix, Galaxy Quest, many others)
the holders of the Wing Commander rights totally stepped on a rake.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 04:49 PM (ts3NT)
I remember seeing people left right after the Star Wars preview. The game was soo good and had a good story line.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 20, 2017 04:52 PM (dKiJG)
Time is up. I'm going live fire. You had your chance to avoid it, stay out of the way
---
It means any deal-making CEO of a corporation or Commander in Chief knows you put a time limit on your proposal to be met or else it is withdrawn.
The proposal for China to get the North Koreans to back down has not occurred. China has failed and passed the football back to PDJT.
PDJT can now summon the guy with the actual football.
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Yep. That's what I think too.
I think that this young man's death has personally touched Trump. Not that these things don't, but for some reason, I feel that he has personal feelings about this situation.
Posted by: shibumi at June 20, 2017 04:52 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 04:52 PM (ts3NT)
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2017 04:53 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2017 04:53 PM (fceHP)
He was in one of the episodes of Reilly: Ace of Spies as a half-Chinese police inspector. Awful slanted eye makeup effects. Played the role well, though.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 20, 2017 04:53 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 20, 2017 04:54 PM (9xFrC)
In. the. shade.
Ugh.
Really? Only 119.7 at my place.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 20, 2017 04:54 PM (Hk/NM)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 04:52 PM (ts3NT)
Come back! It's 95 here now.
Posted by: Houston at June 20, 2017 04:55 PM (JO9+V)
In. the. shade.
Ugh.
Posted by: Love Gun at June 20, 2017 04:51 PM
I'll be That Guy and say it. "But it's a dry heat..."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 20, 2017 04:55 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2017 04:55 PM (z/Ubi)
In. the. shade.
Ugh.
Really? Only 119.7 at my place.
---
Do you people even go outside?
I wouldn't.
I'd be hunkered down in my full air conditioned abode, eating ice cream.
If my air conditioning was out, I'd probably be suicidal.
Posted by: shibumi at June 20, 2017 04:56 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Fritz at June 20, 2017 04:56 PM (TNQMS)
Did NOAA have anything to do with those maps?
Posted by: TexasDan at June 20, 2017 04:45 PM (TqXWc)
USGS I think.
Posted by: Shep Smith at June 20, 2017 04:56 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2017 04:57 PM (BuW5C)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2017 04:57 PM (qES5k)
I can see wanting to do something a little different than the game, else it would be written off as a kind of Top Gun/Star Wars clone, but that was exactly the wrong thing to do. It alienated we long time fans of the game along with failing to get new eyes on the screen.
And FFS, John Rhys Davies nailed Paladin in WC III and IV. They should have learned from him.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 20, 2017 04:57 PM (2VN2E)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2017 04:57 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2017 04:57 PM (BuW5C)
haha
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2017 04:57 PM (fceHP)
I think I saw one of those in the EPA office stairwell
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 04:57 PM (ts3NT)
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 20, 2017 04:57 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Love Gun at June 20, 2017 04:57 PM (no0Da)
In. the. shade.
Ugh.
Posted by: Love Gun
My forecasters predict 10,000 degrees Kelvin here tomorrow. I shoot them with artillery rounds.
Posted by: Phat Boi at June 20, 2017 04:57 PM (HTdUD)
global salutation. We may be on the cusp of witnessing the worldwide
birth of an organic movement.
Posted by: Fritz at June 20, 2017 04:56 PM
And as we get rid of those pesky national borders, it will be free-range.
Posted by: George Soros at June 20, 2017 04:58 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2017 04:57 PM (BuW5C)
lol
Posted by: Shep Smith at June 20, 2017 04:58 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 20, 2017 04:58 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2017 04:59 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: CN at June 20, 2017 04:59 PM (2+tI4)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2017 05:00 PM (l4aLi)
You right-wingers are always taking things out of context!
What he really shouted, in full, was,
"If I was a Muslim committing this act of terror, I would have shouted 'Allahu Ackbar,' but instead I am shouting 'Hail Trump' because I am an alt-right Rethugilkkkan!"
Posted by: zombie at June 20, 2017 05:01 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Strobe at June 20, 2017 05:01 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2017 05:01 PM (Ak/GS)
http://tinyurl.com/jv65sg2
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2017 05:02 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2017 05:02 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: shibumi at June 20, 2017 04:52 PM (aT+Bx)
I dont know about personal feelings but I think PDTS is looking at it from a US first perspective. He's probably more than a little pissed that Barky McFuckstick and Skankles did nothing to help him and everything to help the allies of his captors. As he should be.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 20, 2017 05:02 PM (OlNRF)
Nice !
I can think of a lot of people who would benefit from this treatment. Let's start with everyone who voted for Hillary as a proof-of-concept.
*denounces self, runs to freezer for a cold beer*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 20, 2017 05:02 PM (i81II)
Posted by: zombie at June 20, 2017 05:02 PM (DQ4Fv)
We don't go there anymore.
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 20, 2017 05:03 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: John Kerry at June 20, 2017 05:03 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: shibumi at June 20, 2017 04:56 PM (aT+Bx)
You just described my week, except instead of ice cream (I should have got some) I got 4 boxes of popsicles when I saw this week coming.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 20, 2017 05:03 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2017 05:04 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 20, 2017 04:45 PM (TqXWc)
USGS I think.
Posted by: Shep Smith
............
I thought that ash estimate was way too high as quoted above,,
And it turns out it is nowhere near that bad past the Dakotas.. Chicago gets up to 30 mm, which about an inch.
http://tinyurl.com/yc8rrpgc
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 20, 2017 05:04 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: zombie at June 20, 2017 05:02 PM (DQ4Fv)
He's upset at Brussels' healthcare system too?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2017 05:04 PM (JO9+V)
And it turns out it is nowhere near that bad past the Dakotas.. Chicago gets up to 30 mm, which about an inch.
http://tinyurl.com/yc8rrpgc
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 20, 2017 05:04 PM (so+oy)
You must be fun at a cocktail party. Killjoy.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2017 05:05 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2017 05:05 PM (BuW5C)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 20, 2017 05:05 PM (Hk/NM)
Posted by: CN at June 20, 2017 05:05 PM (2+tI4)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 20, 2017 05:06 PM (XntMs)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2017 05:06 PM (Ot7+c)
--
You can get "Wylers Italian Ices" at the dollar store. They're actually better than popsicles.
/do not go out when it's so hot. Stay inside in the air conditioning. That is why God made sure you were born in the 20th century. USE that electricity!!!!
Posted by: shibumi at June 20, 2017 05:07 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 05:07 PM (ts3NT)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 20, 2017 04:40 PM
I'm more of a Beta energy man, myself.
Posted by: Jeb! at June 20, 2017 05:07 PM (DMUuz)
set up Unicron. Afterall you apparently have the autobot Hot Rod in
this movie.
____
Oh no, you are going to digitally recreate my voice aren't you?
Posted by: Orson Wells at June 20, 2017 05:07 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 20, 2017 05:07 PM (kTF2Z)
MARK SIMONENY
Inside scoop: NBC now trying to get rid of Megyn Kelly. Even trying to get FOX to buy out her contract and take her back.
haha
Simone also suggested that if Kelly becomes more toxic and her ratings tank even more, "NBC will have to take her off the network," and "if they are stuck with her, they'll give her an MSNBC show."
shoved to the trash channel, where her clothes will match the environment
A television executive told CNN over the weekend that NBC's "fundamental mistake" was thinking that Kelly was actually a "superstar." NBC executives have already reportedly determined that viewers are not going to tune in to Sunday Night with Megyn Kelly just to watch Kelly and are "freaking out" over the "ratings disaster" that is Kelly.
breitbart
people can always smell a fake
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2017 05:07 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2017 05:07 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2017 05:05 PM (BuW5C)
Good idea, I'll put that on my calendar.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 20, 2017 05:07 PM (wB8Tg)
Then a day later deploy the giant fans and let waft over the DMZ the delicious aroma of bacon.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2017 05:07 PM (BuW5C)
-- China didn't do enough. It could have done more economic embargo.
So nukes for the South Koreans, if they'll take them, and certainly for Japan.
After that, selective blockade.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 20, 2017 05:08 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 20, 2017 05:08 PM (3myMJ)
And it turns out it is nowhere near that bad past the Dakotas.. Chicago gets up to 30 mm, which about an inch.
___
30 Million meters? WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!
Posted by: The FNM at June 20, 2017 05:08 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2017 05:08 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2017 05:05 PM (BuW5C)
They had a special on that involving a crash around Indonesia that occurred after an eruption. Unbeknownst to the pilots they flew right into some debris that had gone higher than thought possible.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 20, 2017 05:08 PM (XntMs)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2017 05:08 PM (J+eG2)
global salutation. We may be on the cusp of witnessing the worldwide
birth of an organic movement.
---
And by "an organic movement," if you mean a George Soros/ New World Order planned and financed destruction of Western Civilization by inbred retarded Muslims, I totally agree.
Posted by: shibumi at June 20, 2017 05:09 PM (aT+Bx)
I was assuming that is now a standard feature of all post-attack coverage, following incidents with inscrutable motivations.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2017 05:09 PM (QDnY+)
I was in the check-in area of that airport about 10 years ago when I
noticed men with machine guns on walkways above the floor. Then I
noticed Then I noticed a large unattended suitcase about 5 feet behind
me. I moved the Merewife and myself behind a wall about 50 feet away and
peeked around the corner. Eventually 4 uniformed guards walked up,
scratched their heads, and rolled the suitcase away on its wheels. We
got back into line.
We don't go there anymore.
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 20, 2017 05:03 PM (3myMJ)
we were in Ireland right before 9/11 and we were in a Square when I saw a backpack that was unattended and We left because I thought about the IRA and some school in Northern Ireland had to have the British Military escort some catholic kids to the mostly protestant public school, it reminded me of watching historical films about the South and letting black kids go to a White school.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 20, 2017 05:09 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2017 05:09 PM (4ErVI)
tell me what's holding China back from just eliminating Fatboy.
***
China likes having the NORKs to keep US and our allies off balance.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2017 05:09 PM (eSx+E)
But a high-ranking Fox News source told Breitbart News that there is "no way" Kelly could come back to the network. Quite simply, the source told Breitbart News, Kelly "would not be welcomed back."
Bridge status = burned
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2017 05:09 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Brabancon, the Small at June 20, 2017 05:09 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 20, 2017 05:06 PM (XntMs)
Any generals that deliver Kim's head on a platter *and* turn over control of Nork's military to the US get:
$40 million
House for their family on a private island
Amazon Prime
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 20, 2017 05:10 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2017 05:07 PM (fceHP)
Well, apparently not EVERYbody
Posted by: NBC Executives taking a bath in failure at June 20, 2017 05:10 PM (OlNRF)
Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2017 05:10 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2017 05:08 PM (J+eG2)
I heard some polling stations open late(r) due to "glitches" in the machines or whatever.
Sounds fishy.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2017 05:11 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2017 05:11 PM (J+eG2)
Someone more versed in the history of the culture and place , please
tell me what's holding China back from just eliminating Fatboy. He
can't be doing them any favors, he's bad for business and they have to
know by now that PDT ain't TFG. Why not find a Nork general to apply
the coup de grace and declare himself Leader.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2017 05:07 PM (7uYFy)its a buffer and China does not want a US proxy that close to them.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 20, 2017 05:11 PM (dKiJG)
Hahahahahahahaha!
What a maroon. If NBC cuts the cord I can't wait for the memes with a laughing Donald in them.
Damn she'll be bald by the time this is over.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2017 05:12 PM (4ErVI)
breitbart
people can always smell a fake
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2017 05:07 PM (fceHP)
Why doesn't anyone just come out and say it--FOX had a winning formula, and their personalities excelled and thrived only in that culture. No matter what we think of the individual personalities, that nightly lineup WORKED. Viewers liked it , ratings were high---everyone loved it.
But they blew it up.
Beatles records always outsold the records of the individual members.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2017 05:12 PM (7uYFy)
___
You think so huh? We are trying to handle some other world leader right now....maybe after we get done working with Mueller...
Posted by: The CIA at June 20, 2017 05:12 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Popeye the burger Nazi at June 20, 2017 05:12 PM (IqV8l)
"But if she'll run our flailing barbed wire gauntlet naked, she's got a shot!"
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 20, 2017 05:12 PM (3myMJ)
Any generals that deliver Kim's head on a platter *and* turn over control of Nork's military to the US get:
$40 million
House for their family on a private island
Amazon Prime
---
I think you're over-estimating the needs there.
$1,000
House in Guam
7/11 Big Gulp cup with endless refills
Posted by: shibumi at June 20, 2017 05:12 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at June 20, 2017 04:46 PM (//V6n)
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Let's just call it a "matter."
Posted by: Loretta Lynch at June 20, 2017 05:12 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: redbanzai at June 20, 2017 05:12 PM (f5uaD)
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2017 05:13 PM (rmVvL)
Hahahahahahahaha!
What a maroon. If NBC cuts the cord I can't wait for the memes with a laughing Donald in them.
Damn she'll be bald by the time this is over.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2017 05:12 PM (4ErVI)
You know what?? I can actually envision FOX putting their winning line-up back together. Even MeAgain and O'Reilly.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2017 05:13 PM (7uYFy)
Beatles records always outsold the records of the individual members.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2017 05:12 PM (7uYFy)
Kelly blew herself up.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2017 05:14 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 05:14 PM (ts3NT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2017 05:14 PM (BuW5C)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2017 05:14 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2017 05:14 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 20, 2017 05:15 PM (6Ll1u)
$1,000
House in Guam
7/11 Big Gulp cup with endless refills
Posted by: shibumi at June 20, 2017 05:12 PM (aT+Bx)
Naw, they're generals. They have real TV, not North Korean TV.
Now, the guards? Big Gulp.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 20, 2017 05:15 PM (wB8Tg)
That has the possibility to work both ways. He starts killing them to prevent them acting on the offer and that offer starts looking even better to the ones he hadn't reached yet.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 20, 2017 05:15 PM (XntMs)
--
it would be an open buffet for any Nork. Giant bugs are just like jumbo shrimpt ot them.
Plus... lots and lots of tree bark!
Posted by: shibumi at June 20, 2017 05:15 PM (aT+Bx)
another possibility is "dating" an Emirati for a year or so.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 05:15 PM (ts3NT)
* To prog trolls, this is what is called WORKING
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 20, 2017 05:15 PM (ty7RM)
I read that 97% of the money for him came from out of state.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2017 05:16 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 20, 2017 05:11 PM (dKiJG)
I get what you are saying, but it doesn't have to be one of OUR guys running the place. It can be one of THEIRS.
That was the whole point of passing the hot potato to China in the first place.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2017 05:16 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 20, 2017 05:16 PM (+7/1f)
Beatles records always outsold the records of the individual members.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2017 05:12 PM (7uYFy)
Does this mean that Megan Kelly is the Yoko Ono of FOX NEWS?
Posted by: naturalfake at June 20, 2017 05:16 PM (NyJwR)
Would love to see them lose in a district they gerrymandered.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 20, 2017 05:16 PM (Hk/NM)
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 20, 2017 05:16 PM (3myMJ)
I would say that, but I also saw that within just three episodes of MeAgain, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Attention Whoring Self More! or whatever the show is called that ratings dropped from 6.5 million to 3.5 million or something like that.
That is a yuge drop. A tremendous drop really. Gravity doesn't work that well. Sad!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2017 05:16 PM (4ErVI)
Naw, they're generals. They have real TV, not North Korean TV.
Now, the guards? Big Gulp.
---
OK, a new offer for the generals:
$100,000
A condo in Vegas
Coupons for Casino Buffets
Posted by: shibumi at June 20, 2017 05:17 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2017 05:17 PM (fceHP)
The number of people who went "Best Enemies Forever" on Kelly or O'Reilly is pretty small.
So who knows what will happen later. Right now it's just chaos and a lot of media stars are falling.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 20, 2017 05:17 PM (wB8Tg)
That is a yuge drop. A tremendous drop really. Gravity doesn't work that well. Sad!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2017 05:16 PM (4ErVI)
Savage played reverse Gotcha!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2017 05:18 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2017 05:18 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 20, 2017 05:18 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 20, 2017 05:15 PM (XntMs)
Best case you only have to pay off one general because there's only one left.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 20, 2017 05:18 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2017 05:19 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: rd at June 20, 2017 05:19 PM (4dz1m)
Say what you want about that skank, but yeah, she's (still) sexy as hell. I'd hit it. I'd hit it like a Brooks Koepka drive.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 20, 2017 05:19 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2017 05:21 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2017 05:21 PM (Ot7+c)
The irony to tonight is that if Ossoff wins, it'll be touted as a Big Fucking Deal, when it really won't be. The Ds will have spent a fortune to win a single seat in a district that was recently redrawn to have toss-up demographics.
If he loses, it'll be ignored, but it'll mean that despite spending a boatload the Ds still couldn't win a toss-up district. It'll also prove Alinsky's Rule 11: "Violence from the other side can win the public to your side because the public sympathizes with the underdog."
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 20, 2017 05:21 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: CN at June 20, 2017 05:21 PM (2+tI4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2017 05:21 PM (qES5k)
They can dream though.
Posted by: redbanzai at June 20, 2017 05:22 PM (f5uaD)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2017 05:22 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 20, 2017 05:15 PM (6Ll1u)
I put my money on the Midgard Serpent devouring the planet.
Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2017 05:22 PM (z/Ubi)
Bookends on that Fox Specialist show
Some really really loud mouthed guy and some tiny little munchkin man with a soft voice from England.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2017 05:22 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2017 05:22 PM (qES5k)
Would love to see them lose in a district they gerrymandered.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 20, 2017 05:16 PM (Hk/NM)
The media set up a bullshit narrative. They keep calling GA-6 a "red" district. If it's truly "red", then it's no contest--Handel wins. But some here have pointed out that the district is not that red--it's purple--so Tossoff has a chance Which is it?
Either way, Tossoff winning doesn't mean people are tired of Trump--his poll numbers are 50%--and Tossoff losing doesn't mean Democrats DON't take back the House in '18.
This is a big nothing.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2017 05:22 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Hollywood at June 20, 2017 05:23 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2017 05:23 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2017 05:23 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2017 05:21 PM (qES5k)
I agree.
But, if Playboy were still thing and had it's former cachet,
I could easily she her doing one of their "star" photo dealios.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 20, 2017 05:23 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2017 05:21 PM (Ot7+c)
I hope that money goes up in flames like Hillary's did.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2017 05:23 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2017 05:23 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 20, 2017 05:24 PM (2S3bc)
I could easily she her doing one of their "star" photo dealios.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 20, 2017 05:23 PM (NyJwR)
Will probably just model slutty cougar dresses for Vogue
Posted by: CN at June 20, 2017 05:24 PM (2+tI4)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2017 05:24 PM (SRKgf)
Me-Again isn't as young as she used to be.
And the industry is pretty fickle.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2017 05:26 PM (J+eG2)
House in Guam
7/11 Big Gulp cup with endless refills
Posted by: shibumi at June 20, 2017 05:12 PM (aT+Bx)
I have concerns about this offer.
Posted by: Hank Johnson at June 20, 2017 05:27 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2017 05:28 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2017 05:23 PM (Ot7+c)
She is awful. And she looks at Bolling like he's her father and he just told her to stop dating that loser with the nose-ring and tatts....
Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2017 05:28 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: CN at June 20, 2017 05:24 PM (2+tI4)
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Didn't she already do that?
Posted by: bluebell - mangiamo! at June 20, 2017 05:29 PM (sBOL1)
30 to 40 mph winds expected up here.
But I suspect we'll be making flood buckets to send south...it's what we do...
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 20, 2017 05:29 PM (wwL6Q)
Posted by: John Marston at June 20, 2017 05:29 PM (SkuXa)
FBI To Announce Findings In GOP Baseball Shooting Investigation
daily caller
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2017 05:28 PM (fceHP)
I saw that, probably will say "Trump had the Russians pay this poor miserable pawn..."
Posted by: CN at June 20, 2017 05:30 PM (2+tI4)
Me-Again isn't as young as she used to be.
And the industry is pretty fickle.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2017 05:26 PM (J+eG2)
Milf porn
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 20, 2017 05:30 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 20, 2017 05:30 PM (XntMs)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2017 05:30 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: bluebell - mangiamo! at June 20, 2017 05:29 PM (sBOL1)
A little skankier this time, maybe
Posted by: CN at June 20, 2017 05:30 PM (2+tI4)
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2017 05:31 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2017 05:30 PM (Ot7+c)
The first time I saw her on Gutfeld, I thought the same thing. But the more I see her....yech.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2017 05:31 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: gracepc at June 20, 2017 05:32 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2017 05:32 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2017 05:32 PM (l4aLi)
I imagine the last thing they want is a democracy friendly to the US right along their border, they have enough disputes with Japan and South Korea as it is.
Meanwhile if the Norks get up to some antics, as long as it stops short of a shooting war, it takes a bit of heat off China's militarization of international waters and other territorial expansion aspirations.
Posted by: Sjg at June 20, 2017 05:33 PM (gDSJf)
Of course MeAgain Kelly won't be doing porn. She'd be 'B' or 'C' list level with todays talent. Or, so I've heard.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 20, 2017 05:33 PM (HTdUD)
Boeing to Begin Testing Self-Flying Airplanes
What could go wrong?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2017 05:32 PM (IqV8l)
I would trust it more than an airplane with Harrison Ford in the cock(heh)pit.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2017 05:33 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 20, 2017 05:33 PM (+7/1f)
Under Fire at June 20, 2017 05:32 PM (l4aLi)
That it was confused and alarmed when PDT told them to get to the bottom of it...
Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2017 05:33 PM (7uYFy)
I think They've submitted. A FB acquaintance from Brussels said they need "American boots on the ground" to help... I said FOAD, and was unfriended
Posted by: CN at June 20, 2017 05:33 PM (2+tI4)
Boeing to Begin Testing Self-Flying Airplanes
What could go wrong?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
They've had the tech for a long time, possibly excepting landing. It''s really about keeping the passengers content to clutch their bags of pretzels.
Posted by: pep at June 20, 2017 05:34 PM (LAe3v)
In five or so years Kelly won't have her looks to fall back on. She's no Christie Brinkley and she doesn't have the chops of a well aged Jidge Pirro ( not a bad 66 year old) .
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 20, 2017 05:30 PM (XntMs)
Barbi Benton ain't looking bad at 67 either
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 20, 2017 05:35 PM (lKyWE)
Maybe a little queasy too, you know how the FBI needs to puke it's guts out all the time, and shit their pants when a GOP pres says anything.
Posted by: CN at June 20, 2017 05:35 PM (2+tI4)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 20, 2017 05:35 PM (XntMs)
---------
Yeah, probably anti-drunk/stoned driving campaign ad.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2017 05:36 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 20, 2017 05:35 PM (lKyWE)
She has the distinction of being the first nude I ever saw whose name I recognized. What a beauty she was...
Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2017 05:37 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 20, 2017 05:37 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2017 05:21 PM (qES5k) fnord (qES5k)
For some people, politics is like marriage, and anyone not on your side is like an ex.
Would that it were not so, but there you are.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 20, 2017 05:37 PM (wB8Tg)
Milf porn
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
Madison Ivy, Canadian Milf vs MeAgain Kelly Xilf. Isn't even close.
*Waves Maple Leaf flag in respect*
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 20, 2017 05:37 PM (HTdUD)
What could go wrong?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2017 05:32 PM (IqV8l)
Why not? We've already got self-detonating Muslims.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2017 05:37 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2017 05:38 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Affinity Magazzzzine at June 20, 2017 05:39 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 20, 2017 05:37 PM (Nwg0u)
Ramadan
Ramada Inn
Coincidence?
Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2017 05:39 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at June 20, 2017 05:39 PM (qJhUV)
Sack up, Lady! For $15Mil or whatever, you should be interviewing space aliens and fucking island-hopping cannibals.
Posted by: Fritz at June 20, 2017 05:40 PM (TNQMS)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 20, 2017 05:41 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at June 20, 2017 05:39 PM (qJhUV)
Meh. The real fireworks start back at home when the peanut butter comes out.
Posted by: Jasper Perino at June 20, 2017 05:41 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: IC at June 20, 2017 05:43 PM (P6173)
Right now FoxNews.com has what looks like a year old article up about Hillary Clinton possibly losing security clearance due to email investigation. Looks like the wrong year somehow got attached to the article.
Weird.
Posted by: Serious Cat at June 20, 2017 05:43 PM (Gei2C)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2017 05:44 PM (39g3+)
Now that I know she is a Libtard, no. I am not going to NBC to watch her.
1988. That was the last time I watched NBC News. They did a hit-piece on the Tax Reform Act of 1986. Totally biased hit-piece. (A couple were bitching about losing the tax deductions for credit card, second home, and boat loan interest. Meanwhile I am enjoying at least a $500 per month tax saving.)
I haven't watch them since.
Posted by: JAS at June 20, 2017 05:44 PM (EX4Wr)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 20, 2017 05:45 PM (i81II)
$100,000
A condo in Vegas
Coupons for Casino Buffets
Posted by: shibumi
Pfft.
$50,000
A 3br 2bth within a mile of Wal-Mart
Internet for life
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 20, 2017 05:45 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: JAS at June 20, 2017 05:46 PM (EX4Wr)
And when that happens it'll all be the fault of Ratatosk the squirrel.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 20, 2017 05:46 PM (i81II)
$100,000
A condo in Vegas
Coupons for Casino Buffets
The downside unfortunately involves pit-bulls or mortars.
Posted by: DaveA at June 20, 2017 05:49 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2017 05:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at June 20, 2017 05:52 PM (mjMb0)
Posted by: Abby Normal at June 20, 2017 05:54 PM (cQO95)
Posted by: Serious Cat at June 20, 2017 05:54 PM (Gei2C)
Lurker of many years, 1st post evah. maybe last...118 here
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Posted by: Jim S. at June 20, 2017 06:25 PM (ynUnH)
I will do my best to make sure not one single drop of American blood is shed in the third european war.
In short, FUCK europe.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 20, 2017 06:28 PM (npdX6)
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