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Monday Night ONT-Making the Sausage Edition
A lot of people have asked me how I go about writing the ONT (full disclosure: Nobody has asked me this), so I thought I'd lift the curtain and give y'all a glimpse at how the magic happens. My job entails being in front of the computer a lot, and a lot of this is dead time-I'm calling potential clients waiting for the phone to be answered, or I'm on hold with an insurance company-things like that. To amuse myself, I spend a lot of this time surfing the web. I always have my eye out for interesting or funny pictures or video to open the ONT with, and when I find one I save it. I have a whole file full of pictures like this:
The sun smiles, and the birds smile back
All during the week, if I find something that looks ONT worthy, I save it. I have a second browser open at all times, my “ONT browser”, and everything goes there. When the time comes to write the ONT, I have anywhere from a dozen to several dozen tabs to chose from. An ONT needs about a dozen links or clips (much more and things, good things, get overlooked. Thinks I thought long and hard about get ignored by you heathen bastards. Things I loved don't even get commented on. * sniff *) First thing I look at is to see if there's a theme buried there.
But where do I get the source material? Well, there are a bunch of places.
Former US Special Forces soldier-turned aid worker runs through gunfire in Mosul to save a child from ISIS������������ pic.twitter.com/2Dnr6qg4I2
— tom alex (@rejialex7) June 18, 2017
Photobomb time!!! ������������ pic.twitter.com/0PCog4b3pL
— Girls Bible (@Love__Fall) June 10, 2017
Raccoons will wash their food before eating it. What happens when you give it some cotton candy? pic.twitter.com/ZQHW1Vv04Q
— Fascinating things (@YupThatExist) June 13, 2017
What do you find on Tumblr?
Don't check your phone while walking. pic.twitter.com/DB7kd8GZyj
— Darwin Award �� (@AwardsDarwin) June 9, 2017
People send me stuff for the ONT. This, for example, is fastfreefall's new bike riding shirt:
Caught on video! Two planes carrying 9 sky divers colliding in mid-air@susanbellfilm pic.twitter.com/Z893f0RMCe
— Ron Baalke (@RonBaalke) June 17, 2017
Making the Sausage
So then I aggregate the links, write a little commentary on each one, which is harder than it should be for two reasons. #1, I'm disgraphic, so I can't spell cat if you spot me the k and the t. This is why my wife proof reads my threads. She's gone today, so I expect this one to be worse than usual. #2, I can't touch type. That's right, I'm just like an Ozark nymphomaniac (she's a-huntin' pecker), and it takes work for me to bang these out. I'm actually pretty fast at typing, but I look at the keyboard and not the screen. Then I have to look back up and scan for typos. After that I resize all the pics so they don't blow out the margins, make any memes that I want to use and then wash the whole post through the unicode to HTML converter to kill any black diamonds, and viola! One ONT, ready to go.
Tonight's ONT brought to you by Lib tears:
The Yahoo Group got bored reading this self indulgent crap 2 paragraphs in and went to have a drink.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2017 09:43 PM (udajc)
I'm in the Jacksonville area this week until Friday evening. Well, Atlantic Beach/Mayport. I know there are a few Morons out this way. Anyone want to get together for a drink some evening this week? I propose Cap'n Odie's on Mayport Road, because Ace of Spades Lifestyle and it's within stumbling distance from my hotel.
Any takers? I'm free every evening until Friday.
If you're interested, contact me at weimerrj at the gmail place.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 19, 2017 09:44 PM (lfVQ1)
Posted by: Country Singer at June 19, 2017 09:45 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 19, 2017 09:45 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2017 09:45 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 19, 2017 09:45 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 19, 2017 09:46 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: VKI at June 19, 2017 09:46 PM (qySNZ)
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 19, 2017 09:46 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 19, 2017 09:46 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 19, 2017 09:46 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: Clown Porn at June 19, 2017 09:47 PM (hsb2w)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 09:48 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 19, 2017 09:49 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 19, 2017 09:49 PM (jPLl0)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 09:49 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 19, 2017 09:50 PM (QGoUX)
Imagine, if you will, Twitter's execs trying to make it hard for Trump to get his tweets out, and so he goes looking for other ways to send a short text message to large numbers of followers...
Posted by: CayleyGraph at June 19, 2017 09:50 PM (s/BxM)
And I love those wacky arm and leg waving gifs you find. I never get tired of those.
My kids love Imgur. I'm a little afraid of it.
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 09:50 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 19, 2017 09:50 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2017 09:50 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 09:51 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 19, 2017 09:51 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: VKI at June 19, 2017 09:51 PM (qySNZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2017 09:51 PM (Dwe7n)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 19, 2017 09:51 PM (Tyii7)
>>That could go in several directions...
Pretty much. Though, that's mostly due to my piercing.
Posted by: Eric the Clown at June 19, 2017 09:51 PM (472BW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 09:51 PM (0wem/)
- Purchase a cinder block.
- Every day, walk around it twice.
Then if anyone nags you if you've exercised that day, you can truthfully say: "sure, I walked around the block twice."
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 19, 2017 09:52 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 19, 2017 09:52 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 19, 2017 09:52 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 19, 2017 09:53 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 19, 2017 09:53 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Tony the Dick Wiener, in a raincoat at June 19, 2017 09:54 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 19, 2017 09:54 PM (e9G8E)
There was a time when normal people could delude themselves that the hardcore madness of the Left was concentrated in a few self-segregating colonies of madness. Even in higher education, one could delude themselves that most departments and majors as most colleges were still teaching things of academic worth, with the Progressive insanity limited to the odd social studies department or a some oddball colleges or universities. Such a time is over.
http://politicalhat.com/?p=13571
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 19, 2017 09:55 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 19, 2017 09:55 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 19, 2017 09:55 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 19, 2017 09:52 PM (JyFLk)
No, it usually arrives hammered, with Buffalo Wings sauce all over its shirt and trailing TP from its one shoe as it sits down on the couch and belches loudly before farting and puking on the coffee table.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 19, 2017 09:56 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June
still want to know if you have or ever had red hair.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 09:56 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Jimmy McGill at June 19, 2017 09:56 PM (tHSH2)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at June 19, 2017 09:57 PM (nXCp4)
Posted by: Serious Cat at June 19, 2017 09:57 PM (HaZvX)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 19, 2017 09:57 PM (ILitO)
Ok, so like two people emailed me and asked me to make my presence known here. So here I am.
The fuck is up, Horde. Who we pissing off?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 09:57 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 19, 2017 09:53 PM (8O3HH)
I tried a different browser and got the same result.
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2017 09:57 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 19, 2017 09:58 PM (IDPbH)
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Well hello there, handsome.
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 09:58 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 19, 2017 09:58 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 19, 2017 09:58 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 09:58 PM (sBOL1)
*bows*
Milady.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 09:58 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: Butch at June 19, 2017 09:59 PM (hXu8T)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June
so that is a no? cause I knew a guy from georgia with red hair who would not stop telling the foreskin suitcase joke you told.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 09:59 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 19, 2017 10:00 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 19, 2017 10:00 PM (Id9+8)
Sounds like the Hodgkinsons' house, except without the beating of teenaged foster kids.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 19, 2017 10:00 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 09:58 PM (89UPP)
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So I must explain that I sent you an email today, without realizing that you had been getting hammered with emails from a third party who shall remain nameless, though not blameless.
I wasn't trying to pile on, is what I'm saying.
But - you know what I want.
Pretty please.
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 10:00 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 09:57 PM (89UPP)
If you don't have a 98mph two seamer with movement and a 78mph change-up that dives into the dirt then we don't give a shit who you are.
Posted by: The Yankees at June 19, 2017 10:00 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 19, 2017 10:01 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Ripley at June 19, 2017 10:01 PM (NbRJx)
Jack Sock, the story of the vid is linked below it (after the other two vids)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 19, 2017 10:01 PM (jxEDE)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 19, 2017 09:54 PM (e9G8E)
http://www.somethingawful.com/horrors-of-porn/clown-porn/
Posted by: The Sanity-sucking Hat at June 19, 2017 10:01 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 19, 2017 09:52 PM (6FqZa)
History of the World pt 1 does not get enough references.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 19, 2017 10:01 PM (jPLl0)
This evening consisted of spraying some shit my wife handed me on the cherry trees in my back yard. It smelled and tasted like Sevin Dust mixed with water.
I wonder if she has a plan.
Then put some different shit on the garden we laid fallow for the year. Turns out I can grow shit out there if I try or not. Some of those weeds grew to four feet.
I'm going to order some of those Tritium sights for the GP-100. Love that gun.
And I've got two more beers in the fridge. All in all ... a decent evening.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 19, 2017 10:01 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 19, 2017 10:02 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: The Yankees at June 19, 2017 10:00 PM (rF0hx)
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YOU. ARE. NOT. HELPING.
And if you are imagining me saying that through gritted teeth, you are imagining correctly.
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 10:02 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Butch at June 19, 2017 09:59 PM (hXu8T)
He misses the seedy strip clubs and questionable tattoo parlors of Old Mayport Road.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:02 PM (89UPP)
Juan Williams' son ended up conservative, so you can at least hope for the next generation.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 19, 2017 10:02 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June
fair enough. yeah it is a old joke but the guy was always trying to pass it off as if it was his. glad you are not him.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 10:03 PM (0wem/)
Well, something is wrong, then.
Check the various plugins and codecs and all that crap. Hell, if you've got enough CPU and memory and diskpace, install virtualbox (or similar)and put a clean OS install in a VM and see if you can play them there from scratch.
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 19, 2017 10:03 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Butch at June 19, 2017 10:03 PM (hXu8T)
You up for a drink at Cap'n Odie's?
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 19, 2017 10:03 PM (lfVQ1)
But - you know what I want.
Pretty please.
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 10:00 PM (sBOL1)
You weren't. And said unnamed asshole yankee fan who shall go unnamed obviously didn't pass along the message I gave him. Gimme a sec and I'll email you.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:03 PM (89UPP)
So you're saying any of us could be an ONT? There's your good news to end the day, everyone!
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 19, 2017 10:04 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 19, 2017 10:04 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 19, 2017 10:01 PM (fiGNd)
I bought one late last year.
Yes. It is loveable.
It makes .357 Mag feel like .38 Special.
Not inexpensive though....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 19, 2017 10:04 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Butch at June 19, 2017 10:04 PM (hXu8T)
I was surprised to learn that CBT had another meaning beyond Computer Business Training.
Posted by: Locke Common at June 19, 2017 10:04 PM (SjASY)
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 19, 2017 10:03 PM (8O3HH)
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Here, rickl, I'll translate for you:
Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 10:04 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at June 19, 2017 10:05 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 19, 2017 10:03 PM (lfVQ1)
I presently like all my body parts attached and where they are, as well as not having a knife stuck in me. So I'll politely pass. Lol.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:05 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:02 PM (89UPP)
Meh, there's only two of those left, and they don't seem all that busy anymore.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 19, 2017 10:06 PM (lfVQ1)
How Cats Used Humans to Conquer the World
https://tinyurl.com/ycp2csmq
The article says, "Domestication has been a fantastically successful evolutionary strategy for cats."
I like to think of them as "extremely sophisticated and successful parasites."
I mean, if a wild animal got loose in your house that was as destructive as a kitten, you'd try to kill it.
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2017 10:06 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2017 09:57 PM (sdi6R)<<<
That's insane.
Posted by: zombie Albert Einstein at June 19, 2017 10:07 PM (tHSH2)
obviously didn't pass along the message I gave him.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:03 PM (89UPP)
So the blue-painted drunkard wants to duke it out with me?
Step outside.
[I absolutely forwarded that to the unnamed barely-literate Red Sox fan]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 19, 2017 10:07 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Butch at June 19, 2017 10:07 PM (hXu8T)
Posted by: Dogbert at June 19, 2017 10:07 PM (mFvOa)
Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2017 10:07 PM (zLDYs)
http://tinyurl.com/y9mhatx8
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2017 10:07 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 09:58 PM (sBOL1)
*bows*
Milady.
Posted by: BCochran1981
Oh G-damnit, is this the Renaissance fair chatroom again?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2017 10:08 PM (udajc)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:05 PM (89UPP)
Well, AOS lifestyle. I went there once a couple of years ago and it was fine. Very old school, as in our Dad's bar kind of old school.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 19, 2017 10:08 PM (lfVQ1)
Posted by: Butch at June 19, 2017 10:08 PM (hXu8T)
No, and that's a problem. All this stuff just floats around w/o much credit. Take the 1st picture, for example. It's brilliant, and I'd be happy to attribute it to the photographer who took it, but I have not a clue who he or she is.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 19, 2017 10:08 PM (jxEDE)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 19, 2017 10:07 PM (rF0hx)
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Yes, you did. But you didn't ask him nicely.
I was going to ask him nicely. I still am.
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 10:08 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2017 09:45 PM (sdi6R)
++++
Funny, I was thinking the same thing about the last picture.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2017 10:08 PM (pvjTE)
Step outside.
[I absolutely forwarded that to the unnamed barely-literate Red Sox fan]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 19, 2017 10:07 PM (rF0hx)
It's so cute that you think an ass beating from an Irish man includes just fists.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:09 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: Butch at June 19, 2017 10:07 PM (hXu8T)
Yes, we ate there last night.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 19, 2017 10:09 PM (lfVQ1)
Not inexpensive though....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 19, 2017 10:04 PM (rF0hx)
I hate sounding old ... but damn. I'm 45.
I bought that gun not long after I got married. I already had a Remington 870.
I got my CCW when people still raised their eyes in Indiana for getting one. Way before 9/11.
I paid $325 for it. Cash. Out the door. From Rajo's Guns in Evansville, Indiana.
It is the best weapon I've ever held. Period.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 19, 2017 10:10 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2017 10:10 PM (tr2D7)
The Wall of Shame does not seem to deter anyone around here.
Or are we listing the Morons who haven't submitted to Ms. Hyman (yet)?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2017 10:10 PM (DMUuz)
Hurry up and sell your house so you can run Alex's podcast again.
Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2017 10:11 PM (cAnNx)
I got a name, I got a name
Like the singing bird and the croaking toad
I got a name, I got a name
And I carry it with me like my daddy did
But I'm living the dream that he kept hid
Moving me down the highway
Rolling me down the highway
Moving ahead so life won't pass me by
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at June 19, 2017 10:11 PM (e8kgV)
I was going to ask him nicely. I still am.
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 10:08 PM (sBOL1)
Yes, but you forget; I have met said blue-painted troglodyte.
Words will not work.
He barely understands simple phrases.
Use a bat.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 19, 2017 10:11 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2017 09:50 PM (sdi6R)
++++
This site will let you dl troublesome videos. Just plug in the url, and click download.
http://www.savevideo.me/
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2017 10:11 PM (pvjTE)
that dives into the dirt then we don't give a shit who you are.
Hell, I'm an Orioles fan. If Brent makes it to Camden Yards, he can start for the Os tomorrow night.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 19, 2017 10:11 PM (jxEDE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 19, 2017 09:52 PM (eMKNe)
I just threw away a little square of particle board, about big enough to make a coaster for a shot glass, that came packed with an instruction sheet to that effect.
Hand-crafted in Falher, Alberta, too, doncha know?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2017 10:11 PM (XUcIQ)
Jack Sock, the story of the vid is linked below it (after the other two vids)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 19, 2017 10:01 PM (jxEDE)
I wish I hadn't read the link.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 19, 2017 10:11 PM (IDPbH)
or xe ... even
Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at June 19, 2017 10:11 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Butch at June 19, 2017 10:08 PM (hXu8T)
I'm in staggering distance of Odie's, which is why I suggested it. I'm at the Holiday Inn Express down the road.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 19, 2017 10:12 PM (lfVQ1)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 19, 2017 10:12 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 19, 2017 09:56 PM (rF0hx)
So... you're saying the ONT is one of my ex-husband's new in-laws?
Posted by: antisocialist at June 19, 2017 10:12 PM (W2wn0)
Nice collection of tabs there, Congressman...
Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2017 10:13 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 19, 2017 10:13 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 10:13 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 10:13 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2017 10:11 PM (cAnNx)
House is sold. Waiting on new place. Good news is that as of right now, it's running about 6 weeks ahead of schedule. Which means we'd be in the new place right about start of December.
And trust me, I really need to be casting. I find myself either yelling at people/my laptop/my tv or being a complete asshole to people out of frustration or just simply pulling away completely from politics. None of those are good.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:13 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 19, 2017 10:14 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at June 19, 2017 10:14 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:09 PM (89UPP)
Always thinking of beating asses, huh?
Don't forget, we Jews drove the British out after 30 years.
You micks haven't done it in...uh...500 years!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 19, 2017 10:14 PM (rF0hx)
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wrong coast for me
e-mail me (in sig) if you're ever in Lost Angels, #Failifornia
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2017 10:14 PM (+zEem)
Me, too. All I got out of this ONT was the first picture (nice!) and the final GIF. Even the ***ur site wouldn't load.
Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2017 10:15 PM (ysprU)
You're late.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 19, 2017 10:12 PM (CNHr1)
As long as she isn't.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:15 PM (89UPP)
Kids these days are PUSSIES!
Just to get in WE had to nibble off Billy's dingleberries! THEN boot camp started! Daily beatings... Mr. Pib... rabbit sex... it never stopped! And the punishments... I mean, have you ever been ass raped by a giant squid? The ink alone...
At graduation from Carter Battalion camp, instead of a diploma, they shot Willie Pete up our Willie Peter!
Posted by: Carter Battalion at June 19, 2017 10:15 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Not me at June 19, 2017 10:15 PM (zEM3F)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 19, 2017 10:15 PM (ILitO)
that as of right now, it's running about 6 weeks ahead of schedule.
Which means we'd be in the new place right about start of December.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:13 PM (89UPP)
That is very good news.
Things rarely work out that well, so congratulations!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 19, 2017 10:15 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2017 10:11 PM (cAnNx)
House is sold. Waiting on new place. Good news is that as of right now, it's running about 6 weeks ahead of schedule. Which means we'd be in the new place right about start of December.
And trust me, I really need to be casting. I find myself either yelling at people/my laptop/my tv or being a complete asshole to people out of frustration or just simply pulling away completely from politics. None of those are good.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:13 PM (89UPP)
Perhaps you should put some of that energy into cooking. You can perfect your carrot chili recipe for the cookbook.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 19, 2017 10:16 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Butch at June 19, 2017 10:08 PM (hXu8T)
I'm in staggering distance of Odie's, which is why I suggested it. I'm at the Holiday Inn Express down the road.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 19, 2017 10:12 PM (lfVQ1)
That, and I'm a Sailor (retired) stationed here once upon a time. This is my natural habitat.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 19, 2017 10:16 PM (lfVQ1)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 19, 2017 10:16 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2017 10:10 PM (DMUuz)
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I took the time to Bing image search her. Definitely a one on the binary scale.
Posted by: GOULD at June 19, 2017 10:16 PM (I16G8)
Don't forget, we Jews drove the British out after 30 years.
You micks haven't done it in...uh...500 years!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 19, 2017 10:14 PM (rF0hx)
How bout the Romans? Lot of failed revolutions and spilled blood unsuccessfully there, my friend.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:17 PM (89UPP)
Good to hear you're better. Tooth pain has a way of getting past defenses.
Great ONT as usual. Thanks.
The Liberal Tears clip is so very funny. Wow.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 19, 2017 10:17 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: t-bird
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You'll have to disable your ad blocker. The first video is worth doing it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2017 10:17 PM (ZO497)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/876849957348810753
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/876850143986941955
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/876850243249336320
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/876850357053386752
Posted by: kbdabear at June 19, 2017 10:17 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 19, 2017 10:16 PM (cAnNx)
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Sigh.
I'm having as much luck with him as I am with garrett. Garrett, however, does not have a good excuse.
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 10:17 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 19, 2017 10:17 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: ibguy at June 19, 2017 10:18 PM (vUcdz)
Things rarely work out that well, so congratulations!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 19, 2017 10:15 PM (rF0hx)
I know. I'm waiting for something to go sideways. Permitting normally takes several months, came back in several weeks. We'll prob get multiple hurricanes which will delay construction and materials.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:18 PM (89UPP)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/876850475597017088
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/876850599899410432
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/876850715477626880
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/876850823283822592
Posted by: kbdabear at June 19, 2017 10:18 PM (AOrEZ)
Joyce had a wonderful weekend, which included some major time with her friend Jessica. They went shopping, and had (another) picnic lunch.
Today was a Shands (hospital/onco) day. The onco reported that genetic sequencing of the tumor shows no treatable mutation, which I *think* means no real change in her prognosis. She has a follow up MRI next week. And today was an Avastin day (Yay!).
She continues to improve physically and cognitively: I had a great conversation with her on Saturday. My mantra has become "every day is a gift"y Sister Update
Joyce had a wonderful weekend, which included some major time with her friend Jessica. They went shopping, and had (another) picnic lunch.
Today was a Shands (hospital/onco) day. The onco reported that genetic sequencing of the tumor shows no treatable mutation, which I *think* means no real change in her prognosis. She has a follow up MRI next week. And today was an Avastin day (Yay!).
She continues to improve physically and cognitively: I had a great conversation with her on Saturday. My mantra has become "every day is a gift"
Please pray that she continues on a path toward healing.
[To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and our family.]
Posted by: ibguy at June 19, 2017 10:18 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:18 PM (89UPP)
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Nope. You're going to get in there before Christmas. Which you will celebrate in your new house. It will be awesome.
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 10:19 PM (sBOL1)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/876850925398306817
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/876851075252445185
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/876851183264178177
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/876851297147867138
Posted by: kbdabear at June 19, 2017 10:20 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 19, 2017 10:14 PM (mMeIQ)
What part of Canada? If you come to southern Alberta, I'd be happy to stand you a beer. Or coffee, as the case may be.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2017 10:20 PM (XUcIQ)
http://i m g u r.com/llcctTi
take out spaces
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 19, 2017 10:20 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 19, 2017 10:16 PM (cAnNx)
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Sigh.
I'm having as much luck with him as I am with garrett. Garrett, however, does not have a good excuse.
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 10:17 PM (sBOL1)
He claimed to have once posted it to an ONT. I dispute that claim. He mentions it in February of 2009 but I never saw any actual recipe of said pudding.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 19, 2017 10:20 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 19, 2017 10:16 PM (CNHr1)
Good to see you as well!
I've missed all you Morons. At some point you just get tired of the yelling and the finger pointing and the blah blah blah and you have to get away. And I'm not putting that on the HQ. I dropped Twitter, Facebook, multiple blogs, podcasts, vodcasts........I just walked.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:20 PM (89UPP)
And trust me, I really need to be casting. I find myself either yelling at people/my laptop/my tv or being a complete asshole to people out of frustration or just simply pulling away completely from politics. None of those are good.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:13 PM
You need a casting couch.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2017 10:20 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 19, 2017 10:20 PM (cAnNx)
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I appreciate you doing all that research, buzzion. You're a good man.
Say, I haven't gotten any recipes from you, either, you know.
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 10:21 PM (sBOL1)
Boob Pics, but Pinterest is my preferred source for the ONT Compliance Pics
Posted by: kbdabear at June 19, 2017 10:22 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 19, 2017 10:22 PM (e9G8E)
that as of right now, it's running about 6 weeks ahead of schedule.
Which means we'd be in the new place right about start of December.
Posted by: BCochran1981
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Heh. A couple who are friends of ours received an offer pending a house inspection. It's just an ordinary house, built in the 70's. Nothing remarkable about it. The 'inspector' came back with a 128 page list of 'concerns' and 'problems'. The potential buyers were so freaked out about it that they withdrew.
I flipped through the report (contained photos with circles and arrows), it was filled with petty crap that is just plain normal to a forty year old house.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2017 10:23 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 19, 2017 10:23 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2017 10:20 PM (IqV8l)
He'd get more distance with a fiberglass pole and an open-face spinning reel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2017 10:23 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 19, 2017 10:20 PM (cAnNx)
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I appreciate you doing all that research, buzzion. You're a good man.
Say, I haven't gotten any recipes from you, either, you know.
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 10:21 PM (sBOL1)
I offered my pizza recipe.
Preheat oven to 400.
Take frozen pizza out of freezer and out of plastic.
Bake for 17-20 minutes.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 19, 2017 10:24 PM (v5qCH)
Posted by: original jake at June 19, 2017 10:24 PM (eb2Fi)
I've missed all you Morons. At some point you just get tired of the yelling and the finger pointing and the blah blah blah and you have to get away. And I'm not putting that on the HQ. I dropped Twitter, Facebook, multiple blogs, podcasts, vodcasts........I just walked.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:20 PM (89UPP)
Fair 'nuff. Gotta do what you gotta do. Keep doing that, mental health and your loved ones are the only things important.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 19, 2017 10:25 PM (lfVQ1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2017 10:23 PM (ZO497)
Our house was 11 years old. Inspector report was 70+pages. The buyers identified like 6 things they wanted fixed. One we already knew about and had it in the plans to fix (new windows and the installers screwed up one window). So they asked for the window and $300. We signed as fast as humanly possible.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:25 PM (89UPP)
Say, I haven't gotten any recipes from you, either, you know.
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 10:21 PM (sBOL1)
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http://tinyurl.com/y9nudq3n
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2017 10:25 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 19, 2017 10:25 PM (e9G8E)
Preheat oven to 400.
Take frozen pizza out of freezer and out of plastic.
Bake for 17-20 minutes.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 19, 2017 10:24 PM (v5qCH)
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*scribble scribble scribble* So it sounds like you actually leave it in the box, though? That's a new twist.
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 10:26 PM (sBOL1)
What every happened to one bourbon, one scotch and one beer?
Posted by: charley horse at June 19, 2017 10:26 PM (+kahX)
I flipped through the report (contained photos with circles and arrows), it was filled with petty crap that is just plain normal to a forty year old house.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2017 10:23 PM (ZO497)
Your friends probably dodged a bullet. Can you imagine the grief they'd get from those buyers if some problem not on the list cropped up once they took possession?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2017 10:27 PM (XUcIQ)
I know you're telling the truth because I'm very familiar with the oven temp and baking time also.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 19, 2017 10:27 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2017 10:25 PM (pvjTE)
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Oh my gosh, that's hilarious. That picture.
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 10:27 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 19, 2017 10:27 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 09:57 PM (89UPP)
Who's this we kemosabe? It's YOU pissing all of us off, ditching us like that.
Posted by: Bebe' boobs destroy at June 19, 2017 10:29 PM (ZJD1I)
Posted by: gushka can has kittehs what plays fetch at June 19, 2017 10:29 PM (YhV5r)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 19, 2017 10:27 PM (cAnNx)
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And what other kind of pizza would a dead man have. Duh. I should have realized.
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 10:29 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 19, 2017 10:30 PM (cAnNx)
I've spent some time on Tumblr. It is a vast area of the internet that is a world unto itself. Most of us don't realize it's there, and most of the denizens of Tumblr don't seem to realize that there is more to the internet than Tumblr.
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2017 10:30 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2017 10:30 PM (+GtGJ)
Posted by: Bebe' boobs destroy at June 19, 2017 10:29 PM (ZJD1I)
No, no. No ditching. Just go look at Twitter. Proudly still identify as Moron.
I've just....been off in the wilderness for a bit, if you will.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:31 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 19, 2017 10:31 PM (smD62)
Maet posted it, I believe.
I couldn't find it either, though.
I know LaceyUnderalls had it...but she's gone.
Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2017 10:31 PM (472BW)
Whatever happened to one bourbon, one scotch and one beer?
They didn't seem worth mentioning.
Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2017 10:32 PM (sQ1li)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:31 PM (89UPP)
Me too!
:hic:
Posted by: Hilary Clinton at June 19, 2017 10:32 PM (ANIFC)
crap. Hell, if you've got enough CPU and memory and diskpace, install
virtualbox (or similar)and put a clean OS install in a VM and see if you
can play them there from scratch.
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 19, 2017 10:03 PM (8O3HH)
What the hell. LOL. If I can't make my videos play I sure don't understand your prescription for fixing the problem.
Posted by: cfo mom at June 19, 2017 10:32 PM (RfzVr)
I'll be there next week.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 19, 2017 10:33 PM (jxEDE)
Maet posted it, I believe.
I couldn't find it either, though.
I know LaceyUnderalls had it...but she's gone.
Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2017 10:31 PM (472BW)
She's littlemissrightie on twitter isn't she?
Posted by: Buzzion at June 19, 2017 10:33 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 19, 2017 10:33 PM (nBr1j)
[This is exhausting.]
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 10:33 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 19, 2017 10:30 PM (cAnNx)
An outstanding match which they completely cheapened with the ending. They have some amazing athletes and that was a legit ladder match. Then they had to go and do stupid shit. Par for the course for their writers. They have no idea what to do with any of their talent. They still can't figure out what to do with the biggest talent in the biz and it's been obvious for almost a year that the fans view him as a heel.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:33 PM (89UPP)
Good to see you posting. I miss your podcasts, but I understand. Glad to hear about tour selling success. These days it is a PITA.
Are you still dancing at your daughter's schools? I meant to tell you that was so great. You are an awesome dad.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 19, 2017 10:33 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: zombie Rick James at June 19, 2017 10:34 PM (tHSH2)
Going to SK in August.
And yes it would be beer
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 19, 2017 10:34 PM (mMeIQ)
I just cook what I want. Recipes require taking notes and writing things down. Testing.
It's a pain in the ass.
Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2017 10:35 PM (472BW)
You sir are a credit to society.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2017 10:35 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 19, 2017 10:33 PM (u82oZ)
Ha! Yeah. Every winter recital. If I can ever get my hands on the dvd of this last winter's, I'll post it. Y'all get a kick out of it. They made me the lead this year.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:35 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 19, 2017 10:36 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 19, 2017 10:36 PM (cAnNx)
I'm going to order some of those Tritium sights for the GP-100. Love that gun.
Posted by: ScoggDog
Good piece. I'd buy one if Mrs IMG hadn't already got me a Model 28.
Oh, hell, I prolly will, anyway. I am short on double actions.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 19, 2017 10:36 PM (di1hb)
It's a pain in the ass.
Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2017 10:35 PM (472BW)
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Don't go into explosives.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2017 10:36 PM (+GtGJ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:35 PM (89UPP)
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So what you're saying is that the "B" stands for Baryshnikov.
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 10:37 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 10:21 PM (sBOL1)
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Just sent one in, so, you know, I would not be named and shamed bt BlogMom.
Did it make it your way?
Posted by: GOULD at June 19, 2017 10:37 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June
the alcohol was in trace amounts, just enough to liquefy the heroin, cocaine, and ecstasy to get them into the syringe.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 10:37 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:37 PM (89UPP)
I'm gonna start up some Linux VMs under Virtualbox and see if Firefox under those will play it.
I just pointed Firefox to some test page and it passed all the video tests....
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 19, 2017 10:37 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2017 10:38 PM (+GtGJ)
Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2017 10:38 PM (472BW)
Good, let's get that shit over with. Supposed to be 120 here tomorrow.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 19, 2017 10:38 PM (IcT7t)
And thanks to all of you who have sent things in. The response has been awesome.
But that doesn't mean the rest of you are off the hook.
Good night, everyone.
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 10:39 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: gushka can has kittehs what plays fetch at June 19, 2017 10:39 PM (YhV5r)
One time at Carter Battalion camp Idi Amin and I were minding our own business, walking around with glass in our shoes to toughen our feet, and perhaps obtain Enlightenment, when this GIANT rabbit runs out of the bushes, climbs Idi's leg and try to bite his pair-a-dice off!
The damn thing was a rabbit sasquatch, covered in matted greasy fur full of ticks and libtard droppings, and smelled like a dumpster full of dead hippies after a bong explosion in a Dead concert outhouse.
It was savaging Idi's crotch, somehow desperate yet furious by his danglin beauties. Idi was trying to set it on fire with his flint and steel but the sparks wouldn't take.
I grabbed a bucket full of squid - they were used as punishment fucks in the Battalion - well, punishment except for Idi, who seemed to like a good squiding from time to time - and started beating the rabsquatch.
It turned and hissed at me letting me see into it's eyes. yes, the depths of it's soul was evil, demonic... as God is my witness, I say June Carter's hoo-haw in that rabbits eyes.
Well, I lost it and was about to run when out of nowhere a giant demented duck ran in and blasted the thing with a shotgun!
That put the rabsquatch off it's game and it hopped away, hissing like steam escaping. unfortunately the duck's aim was off and he blew idi's balls six ways to Sunday. We spent the rest of the night gathering the pieces up and sewing them together. they worked again, but they were ever after Idi Amin's Frankennuts...
Posted by: Carter Battalion at June 19, 2017 10:39 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 19, 2017 10:39 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: gushka can has kittehs what plays fetch at June 19, 2017 10:39 PM (YhV5r)
Booze. Has to be booze.
AND WHEN IS THAT FOAL GONNA DROP????
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:40 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 19, 2017 10:41 PM (smD62)
Good luck with the mama horse! You'll have to let us know when the baby/babies come.
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 10:41 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 19, 2017 10:36 PM (di1hb)
It's gonna' be the Williams Fire Sights. Shopping now.
Somebody mentioned Tumblr. I actually put a few posts up on Tumblr. Just quotes. I'd forgot about 'em.
Not a poor effort. Ruger Eagle as the icon even. I'm sure the NSA took note.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 19, 2017 10:41 PM (fiGNd)
Damn. Thats quite the cocktail.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 19, 2017 10:41 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2017 10:41 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: original jake at June 19, 2017 10:42 PM (eb2Fi)
I just cook what I want. Recipes require taking notes and writing things down. Testing.
It's a pain in the ass.
Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2017 10:35 PM (472BW)
Oh you just wait! That's how I cook and I'm going to write out the whole process. JUST. LIKE. I. DO. IT.
Posted by: gushka can has kittehs what plays fetch at June 19, 2017 10:42 PM (YhV5r)
Damn. Thats quite the cocktail.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 19, 2017 10:41 PM
Yep. At least she went out on a high. Lucky bitch.
Posted by: otho at June 19, 2017 10:43 PM (lmIoG)
It's like a hideous cross between Frankenberry and Grape Nuts cereal that would rival even Kaboom in the despair department.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 19, 2017 10:43 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 19, 2017 10:44 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: gushka can has kittehs what plays fetch at June 19, 2017 10:29 PM (YhV5r)
You want me to bring one out?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 19, 2017 10:44 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: original jake at June 19, 2017 10:44 PM (eb2Fi)
Posted by: Tickled Pink
*types*
*deletes*
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2017 10:44 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2017 10:45 PM (zLDYs)
Jose: I sure hope not.
Comedian Bill Dana, Who Played the Character Jose Jimenez, Dies at 92
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 19, 2017 10:45 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:40 PM (89UPP)
Lol she won't tell me. I had to clear my dance card. I will keep taking pix for the girls. When she lays down to sleep I will take a video with sou ND so you can hear the epic farts.
Posted by: gushka can has kittehs what plays fetch at June 19, 2017 10:45 PM (YhV5r)
One time I went into the laundry room to find a woman taking my clothes out of the dryer and actually folding them. I just mumbled "thanks", gathered them up and left.
I couldn't take the opportunity to chat her up. Oh no. I must have been in a hurry to do something else.
*stupid stupid stupid*
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2017 10:46 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2017 10:46 PM (udajc)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 19, 2017 10:46 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: gushka can has kittehs what plays fetch at June 19, 2017 10:39 PM (YhV5r)
Hey! I'm contributing cobbler, too...
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 19, 2017 10:46 PM (TdMsT)
grilled shrimp
baked shrimp
shrimp gumbo
shrimp soup
shrimp stew
shrimp cocktail
shrimp alfreddo
.....
Posted by: original jake at June 19, 2017 10:46 PM (eb2Fi)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 19, 2017 10:47 PM (TdMsT)
Oh you just wait! That's how I cook and I'm going to write out the whole process. JUST. LIKE. I. DO. IT.
Posted by: gushka can has kittehs what plays fetch at June 19, 2017 10:42 PM (YhV5r)
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You go, gurrrrlll! Get 'im!
garrett, you're not going to be bested by a girl, are you? Surely not a Marlboro Man like you would let that happen.
And with that, I'm really gone. Ciao.
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 10:48 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 19, 2017 10:44 PM (hscyr)
Nahhh. Let's go to tractor supply and get a real big one.
Posted by: gushka can has kittehs what plays fetch at June 19, 2017 10:48 PM (YhV5r)
BUT, that at least she had exorcised her demons, she has a super close relationship with her daughter and mother; she was on top of the world as far as back in the center of the film universe, with her being a major factor in the current Star Wars iteration.
I took some comfort in the fact that she had gotten her life together, and was able to enjoy her golden years clean and sober and having a re-birth of sorts. So, yeah, to hear that....either she hasn't been as clean and sober as she said, OR this new wave of fame and work caused a relapse...just makes me sad.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 19, 2017 10:48 PM (smD62)
Posted by: gushka can has kittehs what plays fetch at June 19, 2017 10:45 PM (YhV5r)
Hahahahahahahaha
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 19, 2017 10:49 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 19, 2017 10:44 PM (hscyr)
Nahhh. Let's go to tractor supply and get a real big one.
Posted by: gushka can has kittehs what plays fetch at June 19, 2017 10:48 PM (YhV5r)
That's what she said
Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2017 10:49 PM (cAnNx)
I've spent some time on Tumblr. It is a vast area of the internet that is a world unto itself. Most of us don't realize it's there, and most of the denizens of Tumblr don't seem to realize that there is more to the internet than Tumblr.
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2017 10:30 PM (sdi6R)
All you need to know about Tumblr:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m-e4PgiVfM
Posted by: The Non-Tumbling Hat at June 19, 2017 10:49 PM (vBeA5)
This dude was a transsexual brony who thought he could becoming a ghost girl if he killed enough people. Sadly, he was able to kill 3 people at the supermarket he worked at, but given that he had hundreds of rounds of ammo for his shotgun and trained with it, it could have been much worse.
http://tinyurl.com/yatzvybr
Posted by: Thrawn at June 19, 2017 10:50 PM (E/ibL)
I'm an insurance agent. A big part of my job involves calling people who want insurance. These are not random people, mind you, these are people who went online, entered their names and phone number, and clicked a big button "Please contact me about insurance". I never hide who I am either, my caller ID is my number. I'm a financial professional, how professional is it to hide who you are?
So, a few minutes ago, 10:30 at night. My phone rings.
"Hello"
"Who is this?"
"This is <my name>, who is this?"
"I don't know a <my name>. I got a call from this number"
Remember, it's 10:30 at night.
"I'm a local insurance agent in <my town>. Earlier today (unsaid-during normal business hours), I was calling people who had inquired.."
<click>
And this wasn't even a late one. I've gotten calls after midnight (not often), but these kind of callbacks happen a coupe of times a month. Now sometimes people are nice, and I've gotten more than a few of them as clients (Which is why I don't answer "You called me, asshole, who the fuck are you?"), but really, so rude. If I miss a call, I call back "Hi, this is <my name>, I missed a call from this number about X minutes ago".
What the hell happened to common courtesy? It doesn't just make my life easier, I'm a big boy, I can take it, <i>it makes your own life easier as well</i>.
Now I feel like checking my call records and finding out who this asshole is and putting him on a Nickleback fans calling list.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 19, 2017 10:50 PM (jxEDE)
Good sir, I am intrigued by your ideas & should like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 19, 2017 10:50 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 19, 2017 10:33 PM (jxEDE)
Shoot me an e-mail. I am at loose ends, so should be able to get away to meet you at the airport or wherever.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2017 10:51 PM (XUcIQ)
I wish I was kidding.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2017 10:51 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 19, 2017 10:51 PM (KP5rU)
ibguy, continued prayers for Joyce and your family. May she continue improving and healing each day.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 19, 2017 10:51 PM (Ri/rl)
Just saw breaking news at CNN, the Dems have decided to give up on impeachment, at least for Trump's first term. Instead they're now going to go with a little-known ancient process called "peachment." I.E., whenever they come in contact with the president, they're going to pelt him with lots of fresh vegetables and fruits.
Sen. Chuck Schumer defended the practice: "Hey, what could be more patriotic?!? We're just trying to offer our president healthier snacks!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 19, 2017 10:51 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 19, 2017 10:52 PM (zEhzQ)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2017 10:53 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 19, 2017 10:33
Yikes, you got some nasty crows. We used to have some here but they seem to have disappeared as of late.
Cool thing is that in the last few yrs we get pelicans stopping on the Rock River in their migration north. Didn't used to.
Posted by: Farmer at June 19, 2017 10:53 PM (yJ1e6)
And continued prayers for you, Joyce and family, ibguy.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 19, 2017 10:53 PM (Id9+8)
I wish I was kidding.
--
The secret ingredient to Polish potato pancakes is the knuckle blood you inevitably draw when you are required to hand grate 5lbs of potatoes.
Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2017 10:54 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 19, 2017 10:36 PM (di1hb)
It's gonna' be the Williams Fire Sights. Shopping now.
Somebody mentioned Tumblr. I actually put a few posts up on Tumblr. Just quotes. I'd forgot about 'em.
Not a poor effort. Ruger Eagle as the icon even. I'm sure the NSA took note.
Posted by: ScoggDog
I have Trijicons on my Beretta 96 (cop trade-in). They are really no-light as opposed to low-light, like Fire Sights.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 19, 2017 10:55 PM (di1hb)
2. Who is bart talking to? hit his sister? I am confused.
3. dicographic? is that the cover art on a Bee Gee's album?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2017 10:55 PM (LWu6U)
Nahhh. Let's go to tractor supply and get a real big one.
Posted by: gushka can has kittehs what plays fetch at June 19, 2017 10:48 PM (YhV5r)
Hmmm. Will Grimm fan us & feed us peeled grapes whilst we lounge?
Oooh I know, I'll bring white tshirts for us to wear in the pool, so our boobage doesn't get sunburned!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 19, 2017 10:55 PM (hscyr)
HTML in the posts, Vb in the comments.
HTML in the posts, Vb in the comments.
HTML in the posts, Vb in the comments.
HTML in the posts, Vb in the comments.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 19, 2017 10:55 PM (jxEDE)
Posted by: gushka can has kittehs what plays fetch at June 19, 2017 10:56 PM (YhV5r)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 19, 2017 10:57 PM (jxEDE)
Now I feel like checking my call records and finding out who this asshole is and putting him on a Nickleback fans calling list.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 19, 2017 10:50 PM (jxEDE)
++++
If I know I'm calling a business, I will think nothing of calling in the middle of the night. Even if I know damn well they are closed, I figure voicemail will pick up. If I just want to find out their hours or whatever, most times, the voicemail will tell me that. Or, if I'm so inclined, I can leave a message.
It surprises me that you would answer your business line in the middle of the night, since it sounds like anything that might come up in the middle of the night, a claim or whatever, could wait until business hours.
So, what's the story; why answer that line in the middle of the night?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2017 11:00 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2017 11:00 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 19, 2017 11:01 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 19, 2017 11:02 PM (zEhzQ)
Well, I noticed a new version of Firefox, 54.0. I installed it, and now all the videos play.
So it was something bug or missing feature or something which they fixed.
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 19, 2017 11:03 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Country Boy at June 19, 2017 11:03 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: original jake at June 19, 2017 11:03 PM (eb2Fi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eesxH2-8Jlo
Posted by: TB at June 19, 2017 11:04 PM (wNx6K)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
---
I'm trying but some days. . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2017 10:53 PM (tr2D7)
Yes. Some days it's very tough.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 19, 2017 11:05 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 19, 2017 11:06 PM (+GtGJ)
Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2017 11:08 PM (zLDYs)
223 Still can't get this out of my head:
ZZTop on a Korean harp:
https://youtu.be/9DZnuyFpE7M
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2017 10:46 PM (udajc)
A good tune will echo inside yer head for a long time. I've been working on this one, it's not easy, but it's beautiful haunting blues tune, performed here by Doc Watson, "Settin' On Top of The World"
http://youtu.be/Y1q4Eb34mwM
Posted by: Common Tater at June 19, 2017 11:08 PM (2KqaE)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 19, 2017 11:09 PM (mMeIQ)
Well, I got it fired up again today. Had to put 24 volts to the starter to make it crank fast enough. It started, and didn't sound too bad. But after I put about 4 gallons of water into the cooling system, enough to bring the level in the overflow tank up to the line, the tank looked like it was boiling. Huge bubbles of air rising and bursting in it. Blown head gasket for sure.
I put it in gear and drove it to a more permanent parking spot and shut it down. Did get a nifty Pioneer stereo out of it. And the engine is a rebuildable core, for sure. Just no way it can be used as-is, no way, no how.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2017 11:10 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 19, 2017 11:02 PM (zEhzQ)
this mom is an apron face sabino. lots of lace in her flanks, three tall white socks. Second foal. Should be sooty dapple buckskin like mum. Have not idea how she will have him but my smoky black mare always drops when I walk away to go potty or take my first shower in three days or something. It's like it's a game with her. But her babies are worth $$$$ so I put up with everything. My late foal is coming from a maiden mare $o who knows when she will drop.
Posted by: gushka can has kittehs what plays fetch at June 19, 2017 11:10 PM (YhV5r)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2017 11:11 PM (+GtGJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2017 11:11 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2017 11:12 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2017 11:11 PM (+GtGJ)
Don't forget apple pie- made with lard.
And bacon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 19, 2017 11:12 PM (jPLl0)
Still going to leave 'autoplay' unenableated, though...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 19, 2017 11:12 PM (e9G8E)
Damn. Thats quite the cocktail.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 19, 2017 10:41
Now don't go overboard. It was cocaine, morphine, codeine and oxycodone. All but the cocaine could be prescription.
There were traces of heroin and ecstasy but no telling when they were taken. Still that all is mind boggling. I thought she had gotten clean for a number of yrs.
Not a good idea at that age w/ a heart condition. And very sad as someone said her death took out her mother the next day.
We got in an elevator in Vegas at some fancy mall and Debbie Reynolds and a much larger woman got on.
When we got off I told the others that was Debbie Reynolds no one else caught on. My wife and friend proceeded to stalk her thru Neiman-Marcus to figure out that it was her. LOL
Posted by: Farmer at June 19, 2017 11:14 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 19, 2017 11:14 PM (fKWf6)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 11:15 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 19, 2017 11:14 PM (fKWf6)
Grats on the midterms.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 19, 2017 11:16 PM (jPLl0)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 11:16 PM (0wem/)
America was built on brashness, initiative and lard.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, lard.
Posted by: Homer Simpson at June 19, 2017 11:16 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 19, 2017 11:16 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 19, 2017 11:14 PM (fKWf6)
Remember how Obama fired everyone? Even guys on the battlefield? Yeah. Maybe they needed those guys.
Posted by: gushka can has kittehs what plays fetch at June 19, 2017 11:16 PM (YhV5r)
middle of the night. Even if I know damn well they are closed, I figure
voicemail will pick up. If I just want to find out their hours or
whatever, most times, the voicemail will tell me that. Or, if I'm so
inclined, I can leave a message.
It surprises me that you would
answer your business line in the middle of the night, since it sounds
like anything that might come up in the middle of the night, a claim or
whatever, could wait until business hours.
So, what's the story; why answer that line in the middle of the night?
They don't know it's a business. It's just a number on their phone with my name. I have had a couple of people call me late with just your logic. They are usually mortified when I answer. These don't bother me a bit.
It's not my business line (I have one in my office, but this isn't it), it's my cell phone. And it's not people calling that bothers me, in fact that bothers me not the tiniest little bit either. Really. I want them to call me. I'm up until midnight at least, anyway, and people that get me this late are impressed that they did, and more likely to do business with me. I'd rather talk to a client that can make me money, attacking Rome in Civ V can wait 5 minutes.
No, what bothers me is the rudeness. Hey, you called me. Identify yourself politely and go from there. If everyone called me back the way I call missed calls back, you wouldn't hear a peep out of me, even if they called at 11 PM. But "Who dis?" Who the fuck calls someone like that? Nobody raised right, that's for sure.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 19, 2017 11:18 PM (jxEDE)
Posted by: gushka can has kittehs what plays fetch at June 19, 2017 11:16 PM (YhV5r)
A buddy of mine is in Europe right now. He just served his wife with divorce papers and sent her home, and he missed the cutoff for major a second time so he's waiting for his orders home to be kicked out. Apparently he may get another shot at promotion.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 19, 2017 11:18 PM (fKWf6)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 19, 2017 11:19 PM (zEhzQ)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 19, 2017 11:16 PM (e9G8E)
++++
And methadone.
Carrie Fisher had cocaine, methadone, heroin and ecstasy in her system when she died in December, according to an autopsy report released Monday.
In addition to the illegal drugs, Fisher was also taking Prozac, Abilify and Lamictal under prescription. She was also taking oxycodone without a prescription.
http://variety.com/2017/biz/news/carrie-fisher-
autopsy-cocaine-heroin-ecstasy-1202470282/
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2017 11:21 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: Marlon Brando at June 19, 2017 11:21 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 19, 2017 11:21 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2017 11:23 PM (+GtGJ)
Thanks for the tip.
Posted by: ScoggDog
I got a pair of M96 Centurions and the tritium lamps were expended. Sent the slides into Trijicon for re-lamping. About $50 each slide and about a 10 day turn-around. Son's got the other one.
Mrs IMG used ours for her CCW qual.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 19, 2017 11:23 PM (di1hb)
I used to get called late at night by coworkers looking for help. I was paid to answer the phone- so I answered the phone. I did not mind that, in a way I enjoyed it.
What annoyed me was when a particular guy would always ask me "Did I wake you up?" "Why would you think that? It is midnight and I have to get up at 4:30am to go to work. Why would I be asleep?"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 19, 2017 11:24 PM (jPLl0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2017 11:24 PM (+GtGJ)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 19, 2017 11:24 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Weirddave at June
well, you have to expect that in your line of work, selling skulls out of your garage stocked with vintage porn on craigslist, you are going to have a different clientele.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 11:25 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: ibguy at June 19, 2017 10:18 PM (vUcdz)
Lord, please continue to rain mercy and grace upon Joyce and her family and friends. Surround them, comfort them, and bless them with healing, love, peace, courage, fulfillment, and wisdom. Amen.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 19, 2017 11:25 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: KT at June 19, 2017 11:25 PM (BVQ+1)
But "Who dis?" Who the fuck calls someone like that? Nobody raised right, that's for sure.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 19, 2017 11:18 PM
I remember when I was a kid (about 55 years ago) and the family phone rang. My little sister answered and the guy on the other end said "who is this?" My sister replied "I know who I am. Who are you?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2017 11:25 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 19, 2017 11:25 PM (zEhzQ)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 19, 2017 11:21 PM (e9G8E)
"Personal Doctors" Think the guy the gave Michael Jackson his anesthesia that contributed to his death.
Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2017 11:25 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 11:25 PM (0wem/)
This. I don't understand it, people try to do things backwards.
"Hi! Is this Common Tater?" Uh, that ain't how it works. That's not as bad as the "Who is this?" MFers.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 19, 2017 11:26 PM (2KqaE)
101 degrees at 8:34 in the San Joaquin Valley. It's Trump's fault, I am sure.
Posted by: KT at June 19, 2017 11:25 PM
They're going to beat the climate change drum like a rented mule.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2017 11:26 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 11:26 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 19, 2017 11:25 PM (zEhzQ)
Pretty sure she was doing lots of drugs during Empire.
Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2017 11:27 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 19, 2017 11:18 PM (jxEDE)
++++
Yea, no excuse for the rudeness. And, who waits until the middle of the night to call missed numbers. Me, I want to figure out a missed call that late, I just plug the number into google. If it isn't a cell, that will usually let me know who it was. If it is an unknown cell and they didn't leave a message, forget about it.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2017 11:27 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 11:28 PM (0wem/)
With the wrists, elbows, and knees all armored up I look like the average pickle-ball player in our old-farts community.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 19, 2017 11:29 PM (mAUwg)
Posted by: Common Tater at June 19, 2017 11:26 PM (2KqaE)
How is this any different than: "Hello, may I speak with Common Tater?"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 19, 2017 11:29 PM (jPLl0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2017 11:30 PM (+GtGJ)
Posted by: Common Tater at June
yeah, you would quit doing that if everyone hung up as soon as you finished your name.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 11:30 PM (0wem/)
Yep. they are.
Had a colonoscopy this morning, so I slept through the hot part of the day. I understand it will be back tomorrow, though.
Posted by: KT at June 19, 2017 11:31 PM (BVQ+1)
Posted by: Shep Smith at June 19, 2017 11:31 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 19, 2017 11:25 PM (zEhzQ)
Pretty sure she was doing lots of drugs during Empire.
Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2017 11:27 PM (cAnNx)
++++
Postcards From the Edge. Written by Fisher, supposed to be a roman a clef.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2017 11:32 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 19, 2017 11:32 PM (8O3HH)
"Hi! Would you like to save $5 a year off your cable bill?"
"Do You know what time it is!??"
Yes I do. If you act now, we'll include an extra free.. *click*
Posted by: Common Tater at June 19, 2017 11:33 PM (2KqaE)
during Return of the Jedi. Aside from Lucas and the damn Ewoks. I guess
Carrie and others would do lines of coke in between scene shots.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 19, 2017 11:25 PM (zEhzQ)<<<
The inside of her trailer had more snow than the sets for Hoth.
And like a tauntaun, smelled worse on the inside.
Posted by: Harrison Ford at June 19, 2017 11:33 PM (tHSH2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 11:33 PM (0wem/)
Anybody need a quarterback for their Thanksgiving Day halftime game?
Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at June 19, 2017 11:33 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 11:25
LOL. Damn who was the ette that posted that. he got a lot of good advice about being careful.
Posted by: Farmer at June 19, 2017 11:33 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Farmer at June
L'Elle
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 11:34 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2017 11:34 PM (IqV8l)
is that the day alderan was destroyed was the day all the white people
had to leave the planet for diversity day. oops.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 11:28 PM (0wem/)<<<
And all the Jewish Alderaanians called out of work, and took a trip off world.
Posted by: Alderaan Truthers at June 19, 2017 11:35 PM (tHSH2)
As an RA said in college: "Man she looks like 20 miles of bourbon and cigarettes."
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 19, 2017 11:36 PM (jPLl0)
Yea, no excuse for the rudeness. And, who waits until the middle of the night to call missed numbers. Me, I want to figure out a missed call that late, I just plug the number into google. If it isn't a cell, that will usually let me know who it was. If it is an unknown cell and they didn't leave a message, forget about it.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2017 11:27 PM (FUu/Z)
But even better are the people who call YOU, and then put you on hold.....
Immediate hang up....
Posted by: Don Q. at June 19, 2017 11:36 PM (NgKpN)
"Hi! Would you like to save $5 a year off your cable bill?"
"Do You know what time it is!??"
Yes I do. If you act now, we'll include an extra free.. *click*
Posted by: Common Tater at June 19, 2017 11:33 PM (2KqaE)
Nah he was recording his phone calls with telemarketers before he crashed their convention and called their hotel rooms that night.
I like the one where he got a call from a carpet cleaner.
https://youtu.be/8_ux35q2HPE
Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2017 11:36 PM (cAnNx)
Ya Greedo was her supplier. Of course they might have all been in on it during Empire, they were trying to forget The Star Wars Christmas Show.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 19, 2017 11:36 PM (zEhzQ)
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 19, 2017 11:37 PM (8O3HH)
https://twitter.com/betsyscribeindc/status/876973409128914944
Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2017 11:37 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 19, 2017 11:38 PM (zEhzQ)
Was talking to somebody yesterday and all of a sudden my feet were on fire! Looked down, it was because my black leather shoes were in the sun.
Man, it's hot here. We had the same spell exactly two years ago, too.
Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2017 11:38 PM (ZIFyZ)
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 19, 2017 11:39 PM (8O3HH)
Another great one, he put "Aunt Betty" in the back of his pickup and went to a car wash. Everybody starts freaking out, he sez "she's got that old lady smell ya know.." totally nonplussed.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 19, 2017 11:40 PM (2KqaE)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVxfJYw59cM
He was very popular with the original Mercury astronauts. Keep in mind that this was when it wasn't even known if people could fly in space and survive.
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2017 11:41 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 19, 2017 11:41 PM (oAY8z)
That would be consistent with the work load of managing a galaxy-wide rebellion.
Posted by: Jean at June 19, 2017 11:41 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Common Tater at June 19, 2017 11:41 PM (2KqaE)
Daughter brought me her laptop which was booting up to the new and improved blue screen of death (shows things you can click on that don't fix shit). I am happy to fix her car her useless boyfriend cant. But bringing me a laptop the Cro-magnon of computer skills? I made it work again (if you don't count lost data). But aren't young males supposed to be more tech savvy? WTF is this dude good for.
Posted by: X-ray at June 19, 2017 11:42 PM (6hUAo)
https://youtu.be/rDt0zQrjXo8
Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2017 11:42 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Jean at June 19, 2017 11:44 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 19, 2017 11:44 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 19, 2017 11:45 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: X-ray at June 19, 2017 11:42 PM (6hUAo)<<<
Well, he does this amazing thing with his ton... err, nevermind.
Posted by: X-ray's daughter at June 19, 2017 11:45 PM (tHSH2)
Posted by: A Navajo at June 19, 2017 11:45 PM (+GtGJ)
Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2017 11:46 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: X-ray at June 19, 2017 11:42 PM (6hUAo)
No. They think they're tech savvy. But that just means they can download an app on their phone. Tech savviness ended with those born in the 80's. My brother is born in 88 and only minor tech skill. I was born in 82. I'm the tech guy and troubleshooter of the family, including his computer.
Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2017 11:47 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2017 11:46 PM (aT+Bx)
How did they know the gang banger was Armenian? Was he starving?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2017 11:48 PM (XUcIQ)
You really should convert everything all the way down to ASCII so that we don't have to hunt down all offending marks when we try to paste something. For instance, the em dash in the twitter signature is still something that Pixy chokes on and I would guess that any quotes or apostrophes that would be in there would also be hassles. Like this "Don't" ... we'll see if that goes through.
BTW ... not to be a pain, but there are lots of black diamonds on this post. I don't mind black diamonds, myself. It's those illegal characters that bother me.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2017 11:48 PM (rZ+mb)
Daughter brought me her laptop which was booting up to the new and improved blue screen of death (shows things you can click on that don't fix shit). I am happy to fix her car her useless boyfriend cant. But bringing me a laptop the Cro-magnon of computer skills? I made it work again (if you don't count lost data). But aren't young males supposed to be more tech savvy? WTF is this dude good for.
Posted by: X-ray at June
well, when you get it running, go into the vid files and have a look, or take it to the geeksquad so they can tell you what he is good for.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 11:48 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June
huge silicone ass implants
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 11:49 PM (0wem/)
That's the first one I linked.
Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2017 11:49 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: X-ray at June 19, 2017 11:42 PM (6hUAo)
We sold our previous house to a limp dick liberal and his wife. Limp dick's father did all the negotiation, and obviously was the one paying, while limp dick stood there with his finger up his ass, and it turned out he was unemployed.
I wondered whether limp dick's sole contribution to the family was to act as a sperm donor, but then I saw his kids, who were very obviously adopted and not his, so he wasn't even a sperm donor.
Apparently his sole contribution to the whole outfit was to turn food into shit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2017 11:49 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: X-ray at June 19, 2017 11:49 PM (6hUAo)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2017 11:49 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Shep Smith at June 19, 2017 11:50 PM (xAvrH)
Well, the British call them "Asians". Maybe it's a Central Valley thing.
Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2017 11:50 PM (kusha)
Posted by: Common Tater at June 19, 2017 11:51 PM (2KqaE)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2017 11:49 PM (SRKgf)
He might still get into the magic of breatharianism ... and then he'll really be good for nothing.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2017 11:51 PM (rZ+mb)
Press F8 repeatedly as it's booting up from a cold start. You'll need to do this several times, since Microsoft decided that it was okay to ignore user inputs most of the time and go on booting towards a dead-end. They really don't think a lot of their users... or techs... (but at least it's not Apple. UGH.)
That should get you into a different menu, where you might have options for system restore, factory reset, or "boot to windows". Try boot to windows first. I don't know why, but that's fixed more problems than it ever should have. If that doesn't work, try system restore. If that doesn't work, do the factory reset.
If that doesn't work, judge the market value of the laptop. If it's worth less than $300, don't bother getting it repaired, just get a new cheap one to replace it.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 19, 2017 11:52 PM (X52ZZ)
Yeah but it's a dry heat.
Not so much, this time. Unfortunately. Kind of Phoenix monsoon weather without the clouds.
Posted by: KT at June 19, 2017 11:52 PM (BVQ+1)
Had to reformat the drive so all vid files lost. God still must love me after all.
Posted by: X-ray at June 19, 2017 11:53 PM (6hUAo)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 19, 2017 11:53 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 19, 2017 11:53 PM (8O3HH)
post. I don't mind black diamonds, myself. It's those illegal
characters that bother me.
I don't know how it's rendering on your TRS-80,
but I see not a single black diamond in my OP.Posted by: Weirddave at June 19, 2017 11:54 PM (jxEDE)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 19, 2017 11:55 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 19, 2017 11:56 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2017 11:47 PM (cAnNx)
Funny what happens when you stop teaching reasoning and problem solving as a rule.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 19, 2017 11:57 PM (jPLl0)
Posted by: Shep Smith at June 19, 2017 11:50 PM (xAvrH)
Don't complain, or they'll take inspiration from the government and do an ONT about an ONT about an ONT.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 19, 2017 11:57 PM (X52ZZ)
Just one of our many recent, successful graduates!
Posted by: Evergreen State College at June 19, 2017 11:58 PM (ZIFyZ)
Leia was banging some dude in her last few days. And that guy is probably not going to talk . . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 19, 2017 11:58 PM (6FqZa)
It's a Commodore PET, for your information - with a three speed manual transmission and working cigarette lighter.
but I see not a single black diamond in my OP.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 19, 2017 11:54 PM (jxEDE)
I see black diamonds (quite a few) in 3 of your twitter pastes. I figure they are probably emoticons or something.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2017 11:58 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 19, 2017 11:57 PM (jPLl0)
And they've cut back on useful vocational courses like programming and electronics, to teach more intersectional social justice in sandwichmaking type BS.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 19, 2017 11:58 PM (X52ZZ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 19, 2017 11:58 PM (6FqZa)
I've done more than my share of drugs in my life ... and Ecstasy was the greatest drug ever invented. I loved that stuff.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2017 11:59 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 19, 2017 11:54 PM (jxEDE)
++++
Of your 4 twitter embeds, 3 of them show black diamonds. They mostly seem to be replacing emoticons, like the flags in the military one.
Do you see the actual flags on your end?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 20, 2017 12:00 AM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: X-ray at June
heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2017 12:00 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 20, 2017 12:00 AM (jPLl0)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 19, 2017 11:56 PM (6FqZa)
Included in 10 Most Notorious Star Wars Urban Legends as number 9.
https://youtu.be/MH-Hbruwbuc
Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2017 12:01 AM (cAnNx)
THAT would be, "Thank you, Hindi Civilisation:
Posted by: kama sutra at June 20, 2017 12:02 AM (6FqZa)
With Vista and later, it became a complicated mess using the "BCD" database, which is in the registry format. They make a number of GUI programs that can allow you to edit, such as EasyBCD, and then VisualBCD.
If you have only one OS, the boot menu is disabled. You can add a timeout with (with admin privileges) with the command "bcdedit /timeout [value]".
For example "bcdedit /timeout 10" will give 10 seconds before the default is booted.
With Windows 8 they added this enhanced graphical bootmanager mode. It actually boots a minimal windows kernel and system just to display the boot menu.
I always turn that off. But I've got a shit ton of boot options. And only multiple hard drives which have different boot manager configurations.
It's a complicated mess and I shudder at the thought of trying to learn all that from scratch.
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 20, 2017 12:02 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2017 12:03 AM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
A week long 'camp' at a work farm with no power -- then a "Thank You, Old White Men" chant.
Posted by: Jean at June 20, 2017 12:04 AM (9TU00)
Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at June 20, 2017 12:04 AM (IqV8l)
This is a math class:
Advocating for a Sustainable Future: Weaving Stories and Statistics
Posted by: t-bird at June 20, 2017 12:05 AM (ZIFyZ)
*shrug* Beats me. I know HTML from using it, I never took a class. Back when I was studying computers, the coding language was BASIC. I don't know how to track those down in the Twitter paste code. I could probably figure it out, but I don't really care. Hell, the boss doesn't even wash his blockquotes, some of them have more black diamonds than a Swiss ski slope.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 20, 2017 12:05 AM (jxEDE)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 20, 2017 12:06 AM (jxEDE)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2017 12:06 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Hope Solo at June 20, 2017 12:07 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: yankeefifth
only one?
Posted by: Jean at June 20, 2017 12:07 AM (9TU00)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 19, 2017 11:19 PM (zEhzQ)
Sorry i was walking around and medicating the old horse with COPD.
Thank you kindly for the well wishes. Funny thing about the way i imprint them, i pull baby into my lap and play with the feet and ears until they relax. Mom and i are good enough friends she just hangs around. I have produced four lap horses this way. The only one i didn't imprint was a bitch to shoe her hind feet. Lesson learned. All the rest we messed with feet till they thought it was cool to just hand em to us. But the four lap horses would cuddle in your lap as babies, and sleep under you like a mattress as adults.
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at June 20, 2017 12:08 AM (mekjr)
need a class in high school named: The Scientific Fucking Method."
My interactions with some recent high school graduates that are cashiers a class that taught Math would be helpful.
And the old timey method of counting change back to the customer would be nice too.
Posted by: X-ray at June 20, 2017 12:08 AM (6hUAo)
Posted by: Shep Smith at June 20, 2017 12:08 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: yankeefifth
only one?
Posted by: Jean at June
well, Drudge only mentioned the one stabbing involving a threesome. was there another threesome with a stabbing?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2017 12:09 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, Going Down As An Ex-President at June 20, 2017 12:09 AM (ZIFyZ)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 20, 2017 12:05 AM (jxEDE)
Heh. SOmetimes it's pretty funny. BUt, as I said, I don't mind the black diamonds. It's usually a cinch to figure out what they are supposed to be. It's the illegal apostrophes, quotes and dashes (and assorted others) that are true pains in the ass.
There is a well known internet law that any blog post must be able to be copied and pasted into its own page's text entry box. It derives from the 14th amendment, but I won't go into the gory details about it all. I'm just sayin' ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2017 12:10 AM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at June 20, 2017 12:10 AM (w7U7L)
Teach it to the "climate scientists" first.
Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2017 12:10 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 20, 2017 12:10 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 20, 2017 12:00 AM (jPLl0)
I think between 5th and 8th grade. Put it towards the later end of primary education, and really hammer the methodology in, particularly the part where the facts and results determine whether the hypothesis is rejected, amended, or accepted.
So much of Leftist thinking revolves around starting with the conclusion, then cherrypicking or outright fabricating the data to justify it.
We'll also need to bring back Civics or American Government classes, and probably philosophy classes that give people a grounding in rational, objective thought instead of the subjective BS the Leftoids push.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 20, 2017 12:11 AM (X52ZZ)
Try it in Word first.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 12:11 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at June 20, 2017 12:12 AM (w7U7L)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2017 12:12 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 12:11 AM (6FqZa)
If I were tripping on Ecstasy I very well might. And it would be awesome!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2017 12:13 AM (rZ+mb)
Ok, but how do they sneak their own dicks in your mouth? Not to mention other places?
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 20, 2017 12:13 AM (8O3HH)
Now I am on the prowl on more detective or mystery series. Seen most of the BBS stuff and the contemporary Bosch etc. For those of you who like detective, don't mind dark Norwegian (I think) and subtitles. DepartmentQ is good.
Posted by: gracepc at June 20, 2017 12:14 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Weirddave
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None here either
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2017 12:14 AM (QEUq0)
It can never be hotter in the past! That's not how you do Global Warming!
A friend is going to Sacramento to watch nationals. I suggested he bring four bags of ice as a chair.
Posted by: t-bird at June 20, 2017 12:15 AM (ZIFyZ)
- Aristotle, Poetics
- Polybius on politics (yeah, we got Plato's Republic, but meh)
- Ibn Khaldun, ditto, with added sociology
- Latin in Junior High rather than in college
- Music theory, rather than all that screwing around with xylophones we had in the fifth grade - fine, I can read music, so what makes this set of notes some random noise and this other set of notes a Vivaldi
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 12:16 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: sinalco at June 20, 2017 12:16 AM (yODqO)
Posted by: Shep Smith at June 20, 2017 12:16 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 20, 2017 12:16 AM (ar2KI)
Words have meaning Shep. Men are not doing that to you.
Posted by: X-ray at June 20, 2017 12:16 AM (6hUAo)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 12:16 AM (6FqZa)
Fuck around with a bull or even a billy goat and see how many second chances he gives you.
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at June 20, 2017 12:17 AM (mekjr)
I'd have taken those classes gladly.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 20, 2017 12:17 AM (X52ZZ)
Posted by: Covfefe at June 20, 2017 12:18 AM (GaIDK)
- Latin in Junior High rather than in college
- Music theory, rather than all that screwing around with xylophones we had in the fifth grade - fine, I can read music, so what makes this set of notes some random noise and this other set of notes a Vivaldi
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 12:16 AM (6FqZa)
Add the entire syllabus of stoics and im right there with you. Seneca the elder is a personal hero
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at June 20, 2017 12:19 AM (mekjr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2017 12:19 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Shep Smith at June 20, 2017 12:16 AM (xAvrH)
Yep. That's it. Good job.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2017 12:20 AM (rZ+mb)
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Let's send them to the Amish.
We can call it the "Alternative Lifestyle Internship" for all liberal arts students.
/yeah, they think they're going to a nudist colony. Surprise!
Posted by: shibumi at June 20, 2017 12:21 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: X-ray at June 20, 2017 12:08
I usually get that around here. But I seldom pay cash as usually some CC is giving 5% back on groc purchases.
What is frustrating is the old ladies that wait until they get the total and then start digging around in their purse for the exact change. They are surprised they to pay, after all these yrs going to the groc store?
Posted by: Farmer at June 20, 2017 12:21 AM (yJ1e6)
And even Plato knew that democracy turns into chaos and, ultimately, tyranny.
So we get a whole load of idealists full of Feelz showing up at the DMV to register to vote, after which time they contribute to our government in much the same fashion a schoolbus full of second graders contributes to the neighbourhood swimming-pool.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 12:22 AM (6FqZa)
Yes.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 20, 2017 12:06 AM (jxEDE)
++++
I guess if I wasn't blocking twitter scripts everywhere except twitter's own site, I'd see the flags too.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 20, 2017 12:23 AM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 20, 2017 12:23 AM (e9G8E)
series. Seen most of the BBS stuff and the contemporary Bosch etc. For
those of you who like detective, don't mind dark Norwegian (I think) and
subtitles. DepartmentQ is good.
Posted by: gracepc at June 20, 2017 12:14 AM (OU4q6)
IF you can find them, read the spy novels by Manning Coles. Written between the early 30's and the late 50's I think
Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2017 12:25 AM (mkDpn)
#420 brah!
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 12:26 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2017 12:26 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Common Tater at June 20, 2017 12:27 AM (2KqaE)
Posted by: Shep Smith at June 20, 2017 12:28 AM (xAvrH)
series. Seen most of the BBS stuff and the contemporary Bosch etc. For
those of you who like detective, don't mind dark Norwegian (I think) and
subtitles. DepartmentQ is good.
Posted by: gracepc at June 20, 2017 12:14 AM (OU4q6)
IF you can find them, read the spy novels by Manning Coles. Written between the early 30's and the late 50's I think
Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2017 12:25 AM (mkDpn)
I like the Lord Peter Whimsey novels quite a bit.
Ellery Queen can be good, believe it or not.
But my all time favorite is Donald Westlake/Richard Stark.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 20, 2017 12:28 AM (xJa6I)
Shit. I just looked me up on wikipedia, and it turns out I AM gay.
Posted by: Shep Smith
Wikipedia is gay.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2017 12:29 AM (IqV8l)
I know a lot of city nicknames, but what is Den City?
Posted by: Covfefe at June 20, 2017 12:18 AM (GaIDK)
Den City = Density....I think. Or it refers to an all-fat-chicks bordello near the southern border. I hope the former.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 20, 2017 12:30 AM (xJa6I)
Hope to expose my grand kids to that shock though.
Posted by: X-ray at June 20, 2017 12:30 AM (6hUAo)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 20, 2017 12:31 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: buzzion
I don't know you'd died so young.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 20, 2017 12:10
That is tragic. In '82 I'd been md 1 yr in my mid 20s. Damn, I'm getting old somehow.
Posted by: Farmer at June 20, 2017 12:31 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Shep Smith at June 20, 2017 12:28 AM (xAvrH)
DA
FUQ!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2017 12:31 AM (+GtGJ)
I want a class on rhetoric that actually focuses on the formal structure of a public speech.
Also, I'd love a hs class that focused on the practicalities of the legal system. Things like small claims court, contracts, dealing with the police.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 20, 2017 12:32 AM (2Q8YY)
Den City? Why it's mass over volume, of course.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 20, 2017 12:32 AM (jxEDE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2017 12:33 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2017 12:34 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 20, 2017 12:34 AM (jxEDE)
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 20, 2017 12:16
Hope all goes well for pooky and you.
T
Posted by: Farmer at June 20, 2017 12:35 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 20, 2017 12:36 AM (e9G8E)
429 Back in the 70s my parents bought an "off grid" cabin. Us boys loved it woods, shooting guns in the front yard... My older teenage sister hated it. Can't imagine the shock for kids today switching from constant electron bombardment to living in the woods.
I'm picturing the classic princess cord phone and a teenager yakking for 12 hours. That's why she hated it I bet.
In those days the phone book would often list a number for "teen line" after a regular name and number every so often. Betcha they don't do that anymore.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 20, 2017 12:37 AM (2KqaE)
thanks. I was looking for netflix or AMZ videos, but books are good too.
Big Ellery Queen fan, but will check out Manning Coles and Donald Westlake/Richard Stark. thanks.
Poirot series on Netflix is excellent.
Posted by: gracepc at June 20, 2017 12:38 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at June 20, 2017 12:17 AM (mekjr)
I do not hate the Amish that much in order to inflict modern kids on them.
On the other hand, Yoder probably does not take any lip from his kids...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 20, 2017 12:38 AM (jPLl0)
Posted by: tbeats27 at June 20, 2017 12:40 AM (+KIk6)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2017 12:40 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Common Tater at June 20, 2017 12:41 AM (2KqaE)
I'm picturing the classic princess cord phone and a teenager yakking for 12 hours. That's why she hated it I bet.
I'm picturing
No phone, no lights, no motor car,
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's primitive as can be.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2017 12:41 AM (IqV8l)
Hope to expose my grand kids to that shock though.
Posted by: X-ray at June 20, 2017 12:30
We are headed up to such a cabin in WI in the near future for my Dad's 81st. Invited my nephew & niece & kids. Should be a blast.
Posted by: Farmer at June 20, 2017 12:43 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: kama sutra at June 20, 2017 12:43 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2017 12:45 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2017 12:45 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: X-ray at June 20, 2017 12:46 AM (6hUAo)
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's primitive as can be.
-----------------------
That was from the second part of the ballad, which they ran at the end, right?
So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile
From seven stranded castaways,
Here on Gilligan's Isle.
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 20, 2017 12:46 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Common Tater at June 20, 2017 12:49 AM (2KqaE)
Posted by: Michael Myers at June 20, 2017 12:49 AM (pY+s4)
Don't know where it was but Fresno has a huge Armenian population. Generations of them.
Posted by: gracepc at June 20, 2017 12:50 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 20, 2017 12:51 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2017 12:53 AM (0wem/)
Speaking of CAGW crap, I can't believe it.
For the longest time the warmists denied that there had been a Roman Period Climate Optimum but finally had to concede it existed. (I think they downplayed it pretending that it only affected Europe mind you.) But today I watched a documentary on the Roman Empire (part two of a short series) by Mary Beard. And she claimed that Roman industry like silver mining in Spain caused the increase in methane (shown in Greenland ice cores) that made the warm period happen!!! So the Romans caused the Global Warming that made their time period so successful.
It's so full of shit on so many different levels that I couldn't help but repeat it aloud during the rest of the documentary. It's too bad because there was plenty of interesting information in it but I was just incredulous at the backwardness of that "belief".
Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2017 12:54 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2017 12:55 AM (nlbfN)
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's primitive as can be.
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That was from the second part of the ballad, which they ran at the end, right?
Weird Al says that in Amish Paradise.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 20, 2017 12:55 AM (xAvrH)
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's primitive as can be.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2017 12:41 AM (IqV8l)
I just watched that video before reading your comment. ONT serendipity.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 20, 2017 12:55 AM (jPLl0)
Posted by: Michael Myers at June 20, 2017 12:49 AM (pY+s4)
You skipped over the guns part didn't you Halloween boy.
Posted by: X-ray at June 20, 2017 12:56 AM (6hUAo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 20, 2017 12:58 AM (jPLl0)
Are those the ones with the thing that goes up?
Posted by: X-ray at June 20, 2017 01:00 AM (6hUAo)
Posted by: SMFH at June 20, 2017 01:01 AM (CV0N4)
Posted by: X-ray at June 20, 2017 01:00 AM (6hUAo)
I think those are the ones designed to do "Maximum damage" as opposed to those "Peace Corps bullets" that build houses for people in Angola.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 20, 2017 01:02 AM (jPLl0)
Posted by: SMFH at June 20, 2017 01:01 AM (CV0N4)
I saw it on twitchy. I'll post a link:
http://tinyurl.com/y75etgea
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 20, 2017 01:03 AM (jPLl0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2017 01:04 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: SMFH at June 20, 2017 01:01
No fing idea. But nice to see you here, hope all is well.
Posted by: Farmer at June 20, 2017 01:05 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2017 01:06 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Dead pool of Chicago gang bangers at June 20, 2017 01:10 AM (6hUAo)
Fucking Romans.
Posted by: Julius Caeser at June 20, 2017 01:13 AM (xAvrH)
Not that I was...born a poor black child.
*channeling Steve Martin*
Posted by: Farmer at June 20, 2017 01:13 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: SMFH at June 20, 2017 01:14 AM (CV0N4)
For St. Stanislaus pierogis (Youngstown OH) the secret ingredient is the
sweat of the lunch ladies who are boiling them in the Church's basement
kitchen.
For a variety of reasons my Uncle Milt used to do the pierogies with the ladies in the basement of the Church. For years. They loved him. Husbands and children would pass away, tragedies would come and go. Lots of love as well as sweat and blood went into those pierogies.
BTW, he knew more about women than anyone I know.
Posted by: gracepc at June 20, 2017 01:16 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Julius Caeser at June 20, 2017 01:18 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 20, 2017 01:18 AM (jPLl0)
For some reason that sounds ... strangely arousing.
Posted by: Paolo at June 20, 2017 01:21 AM (xAvrH)
Fair to middling.
Posted by: SMFH at June 20, 2017 01:14
Well could be worse, that's kinda my mantra. We're both still on the green side!
The butler is cracking me up, evil Nanct Reagan just invited him and the wife to a state dinner.
She may have been a bitch, but not all she's made out to be.
Posted by: Farmer at June 20, 2017 01:24 AM (yJ1e6)
phones to kids under 13. How about this: Parent's don't let the kids buy
a cell phone- issue solved.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 20, 2017 01:18 AM (jPLl0)
Problems solved by Fight for $15.
Posted by: X-ray at June 20, 2017 01:24 AM (6hUAo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2017 01:25 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 01:28 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 01:28 AM (6FqZa)
Seconded. Welcome back, SMFH!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2017 01:29 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Julius Cæser at June 20, 2017 01:35 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Farmer at June 20, 2017 01:38 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Julius Cæser at June 20, 2017 01:35 AM (xAvrH)
I've heard of your salad but whats on a Caesar pizza?
Posted by: X-ray at June 20, 2017 01:38 AM (6hUAo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2017 01:39 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 20, 2017 01:46 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2017 01:49 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 20, 2017 01:49 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
General Tso invented his chicken recipe. I invented deep dish. Tso was an idiot compared to me. I'd whip his ass any day of the week.
Posted by: Julius Cæser at June 20, 2017 01:52 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
General Tso invented his chicken recipe. I invented deep dish. Tso was an idiot compared to me. I'd whip his ass any day of the week.
Posted by: Julius Cæser at June 20, 2017 01:52 AM (xAvrH)
*snicker*
Posted by: Smug Anime Wendy at June 20, 2017 01:59 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 20, 2017 01:49 AM (VdICR)
If they keep comparing Trump to Caesar, he may just come to the conclusion that if he's going to be accused of it, he might as well actually do it.
That would not be the worst way we could lose the Republic, and it'd almost be worth it to see all of the Leftoids soiling themselves.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 20, 2017 02:00 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
One of my favorite Gatchaman episodes was where they fought the gigantic robot terrapin.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 20, 2017 02:00 AM (xAvrH)
... well, give me their daughters, anyway, because I need a press secretary" -- Orange Julius Caesar
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 02:02 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 20, 2017 02:00 AM (xAvrH)
Fortunately, I got away in my Terraplane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It-tJ8DOjIk
Posted by: zombie Robert Johnson at June 20, 2017 02:04 AM (XUcIQ)
Patient: "That means you lost that probe, huh doc?"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 20, 2017 02:09 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2017 02:17 AM (XUcIQ)
Pal coming over to stay up and keep me up thru the night
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at June 20, 2017 02:24 AM (mekjr)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 20, 2017 02:34 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Zakn at June 20, 2017 02:41 AM (z49bN)
Posted by: Zakn at June 20, 2017 02:42 AM (z49bN)
Posted by: Zakn at June 20, 2017 02:41 AM (z49bN)
Get some of us in a s**tposting contest and we'll see...
Posted by: The Postin' Hat at June 20, 2017 02:46 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Zakn at June 20, 2017 02:46 AM (z49bN)
as much as I am a fan of that, I'd never encourage that on the Moron Blog. Stuff like that is best contained to Twitter, Reddit, and 4chan
Posted by: Zakn at June 20, 2017 02:48 AM (z49bN)
Posted by: Zakn at June 20, 2017 02:41 AM (z49bN)
Looks like Satan will be taking the night off. But I'm sure there's a Democrat somewhere who can be passable as a substitute.
Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2017 02:48 AM (L1/KB)
Posted by: Zakn at June 20, 2017 02:55 AM (z49bN)
Posted by: Zakn at June 20, 2017 02:55 AM (z49bN)
*tosses feces*
Posted by: S**tposting Chimp at June 20, 2017 02:57 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: The Intolerant Hat at June 20, 2017 03:01 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2017 03:03 AM (j06YM)
For those trying to get to sleep...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DydIK14AvXI
Posted by: Star Trek The Hat Generation at June 20, 2017 03:05 AM (vBeA5)
---
what's a bed?
like any married man, i sleep on the couch.
no matter where i sleep.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2017 03:11 AM (L+QsX)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 20, 2017 03:13 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Island Girl at June 20, 2017 03:22 AM (FJrl0)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 20, 2017 03:13 AM (vBeA5)
What the hell is that? The winning numbers for the Galactic Lottery*?
* Except for Illinois.
Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2017 03:22 AM (L1/KB)
* Except for Illinois.
Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2017 03:22 AM (L1/KB)
An encrypted message.
Don't have the key anymore.
Dare anyone to try to solve it, though.
Posted by: The Encrypted Hat at June 20, 2017 03:27 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Massive Dong at June 20, 2017 03:42 AM (qul7b)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2017 03:43 AM (Ot7+c)
I am fairly certain that there is a template. This was leaked in a previous ONT.
Posted by: wodun at June 20, 2017 03:51 AM (lFga6)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2017 04:00 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: charley horse at June 20, 2017 04:23 AM (+kahX)
http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/
2017/06/the_jihad_of_the_american_left.html
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2017 04:26 AM (Ot7+c)
How's it going? Working on anything interesting?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2017 04:28 AM (rF0hx)
"I'm going to need two hundred pregnant Mexican women and a taco launcher."
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 20, 2017 05:12 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Kreplach at June 20, 2017 05:26 AM (9A6UB)
Posted by: fluffy at June 20, 2017 05:53 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: fluffy at June 20, 2017 05:55 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: RobM1981 at June 20, 2017 06:02 AM (VVBN7)
DELENDA
EST
Posted by: RobM1981 at June 20, 2017 06:02 AM (VVBN7)
Damn straight. They're a cancer on humanity that we should have annihilated right when they came on the scene. Instead, Obama dithered while they built an empire.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 20, 2017 06:06 AM (J+mig)
But then, by next week the days start getting shorter again.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 20, 2017 06:17 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2017 06:19 AM (J+eG2)
happy tuesday
Posted by: wing at June 20, 2017 06:20 AM (Ohl7S)
Some rocks might best be turned over at the age of 20 or so. 50 years later, one can only mutter "unto the third and fourth generations"... Yep, that's how it works alright.
Posted by: Byzantine_Corporal at June 20, 2017 06:21 AM (Z5vgj)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 20, 2017 06:23 AM (OlNRF)
Posted by: J Swifty at June 20, 2017 06:26 AM (BO/km)
Hey! WeirdDave! How do you go about writing the ONT?
Posted by: posting from the AoSHQ time machine at June 20, 2017 06:32 AM (VgThI)
This will be interesting, I say in the understatement of the day.
We need that seat, and we need to destroy the hopes and dreams of the Progs and see them driven before us, lamentations etc. etc.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 20, 2017 06:34 AM (ul9CR)
This, in many ways, is the story of Hillary's election campaign . . . for liberals.
Posted by: Publius Redux at June 20, 2017 06:34 AM (UOr6C)
Well she's no prize either and if she loses it will be her own damn fault.
Posted by: fd at June 20, 2017 06:37 AM (BO/km)
This, in many ways, is the story of Hillary's election campaign . . . for liberals.
LOL The raccoon is Wolf Blitzer: "John, where did Hillary's victory go? Show me on the board how she's still going to win, John. Where did it go? Show me on the booooard!"
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 20, 2017 06:37 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 20, 2017 06:40 AM (ul9CR)
Two choices:
[ ] fraud or election machine tampering
[ ] incompetence
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 20, 2017 06:40 AM (HTdUD)
Just because Atlanta is in Georgia doesn't mean there is a lot of Georgia in Atlanta.
Posted by: fd at June 20, 2017 06:43 AM (BO/km)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/c8qjkoq
(I love that song. Southern Soul at its finest.)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 20, 2017 06:43 AM (ul9CR)
Any information which may be sussed out by the studying of the tea leaves?
A clue which might be unearthed?
What could it possibly mean if another election shows the rejection of Democratic values and leadership?
Yup....surely would be a mystery for the ages.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2017 06:46 AM (J+eG2)
http://www.snopes.com/smile-sun-bird-photo/
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 19, 2017 10:15 PM (ILitO)
At that link (thanks, mallfly), snopes says that the photo of the sun--but not of the birds, added later--was first posted on Reddit and that "the poster did not take the photograph but indicated it had been snapped in Sandestin, Florida." Anybody here confirm that location? I'm wondering what the temple-like construction is.
Posted by: m at June 20, 2017 06:46 AM (VgThI)
Posted by: m at June 20, 2017 06:49 AM (VgThI)
Daily Caller reported that the suspect is in the country illegally.
Local Baltimore news forgot to mention that part of the story.
Just an oversight, I'm sure.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2017 06:50 AM (J+eG2)
http://___ur.com/gallery/xiBRd
This is how ya get revenge on the ecofreaks.
Posted by: Keaponlaffin at June 20, 2017 12:28 PM (DopCr)
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