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Her name just had to be Hyman.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2017 06:51 PM (Xuv2G) 2
Whip it, whip it good
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 19, 2017 06:51 PM (6Ll1u) 3
Sooooo...you're a bad boy, are you?
Posted by: Officer Hyman at June 19, 2017 06:52 PM (qJhUV) Posted by: She May Not Be Cherry, But She's StillGot The Box It Was Wrapped In at June 19, 2017 06:52 PM (ndGCC) 5
Her name just had to be Hyman.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2017 06:51 PM (Xuv2G) And your point? You want your knees broken? Posted by: Hyman Roth at June 19, 2017 06:53 PM (SjImc) 6
Can we chime in here?
Posted by: We Are Devo at June 19, 2017 06:53 PM (Xuv2G) 7
Is she married to Buster?
Posted by: PC at June 19, 2017 06:53 PM (E49yS) 8
"Hyman", heh....
Posted by: sinalco at June 19, 2017 06:53 PM (yODqO) 9
Was it Alexthechick who said that there's no actual legal defense of "I asked to be hit?" Wouldn't this be then an admission that she assaulted people, which is criminal activity?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 19, 2017 06:54 PM (fKWf6) 10
I don't think she'll be able to run down perps in those boot heels.
Posted by: auscolpyr at June 19, 2017 06:54 PM (pzA2L) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 19, 2017 06:54 PM (sV6Mi) 12
If they'd been puppy stomping videos instead, she'd be up for promotion.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 06:55 PM (0mRoj) 13
she wasn't a public employee when she made the movies, so what's the big deal?
Uh ... There is certain conduct that permanently prohibits one from ever holding particular jobs in the future ... Personally, I don't think prostitutes should become cops ... call me silly. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2017 06:55 PM (rZ+mb) 14
Give her high heels and put her in charge of interrogations.
Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2017 06:56 PM (z/Ubi) 15
Those boots were made for walkin' , and someday those boots are going to walk all over you.
Posted by: She May Not Be Cherry, But She's Still Got The Box It Was Wrapped In at June 19, 2017 06:56 PM (ndGCC) 16
5 Her name just had to be Hyman.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2017 06:51 PM (Xuv2G) And your point? You want your knees broken? Posted by: Hyman Roth at June 19, 2017 06:53 PM (SjImc) Hasn't your heart given out yet? Posted by: Michael Corleone at June 19, 2017 06:56 PM (Xuv2G) Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 19, 2017 06:56 PM (2qHjF) 18
I do think that reputation is something that public agencies need to be wary of, and that certain behaviors, while not criminal, don't lend themselves well to protecting the agency's reputation.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 19, 2017 06:56 PM (fKWf6) 19
Personally, I don't think prostitutes should become cops ... call me silly.
Yeah. She should have become a lawyer or politician instead. Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2017 06:57 PM (vZ0KM) 20
Kristen, Kristen, Kristen. Whatever shall we do with you?
Posted by: Buster Hyman at June 19, 2017 06:57 PM (Tyii7) 21
Wicked wicked Kristen! Naughty, bad, horrible Kristen!
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 06:58 PM (0mRoj) 22
Or as Huma calls it, Tuesday. *maybe*
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 19, 2017 06:58 PM (6jaju) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 19, 2017 06:58 PM (sV6Mi) 24
SO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 19, 2017 06:58 PM (SjImc) 25
I like to let hot chicks do whatever they want. I'm not big on slut hate. I've known a lot of sluts (but not quite enough) and a life spent getting people off shouldn't make you a pariah.
But...yeah, maybe if you're a cop, it does compromise your moral authority. Might make the pat downs more fun, though. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 19, 2017 06:58 PM (xJa6I) Posted by: Police Academy Instructor at June 19, 2017 06:58 PM (NgKpN) 27
Kristen, She-Wolf of the Hudson County Sheriff's Department.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2017 06:59 PM (JO9+V) 28
When I read unusual stories like this, I always wonder about the tangential things, like why did she decide she wanted to be a cop? It's interesting to me the way people think sometimes.
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 06:59 PM (sBOL1) Posted by: Navycopjoe at June 19, 2017 06:59 PM (KZBSl) 30
All inner libertarians should be excreted.
Posted by: RioBravo at June 19, 2017 06:59 PM (OmhcY) 31
This...is the business...I've CHOSEN!
Posted by: Officer Hyman at June 19, 2017 06:59 PM (qJhUV) 32
Sort of makes sense she would be into handcuffs and chains
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2017 07:00 PM (Ot7+c) 33
{To the tune of "Candyman"}
Who has whips of leather? Chains of tempered steel? Who can hurt her client everytime she cops a feel? The Hy-man can The Hy-man can The Hy-man can, 'cause she mixes it with love and makes the hurt feel good (the hurt feel good) Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2017 07:00 PM (DMUuz) 34
sorry to go OT so early:
Judicial Watch subpoened the NSC to get the Susan Rice unmasking documents. The NSC has said sorry, they're been removed from government property, and are now part of the Obama Library. Also..... "The agency also informed Judicial Watch that it would not turn over communications with any Intelligence Community member or agency concerning the alleged Russian involvement in the 2016 presidential election; the hacking of DNC computers; or the suspected communications between Russia and Trump campaign/transition officials." WTF. No. Accountability. AT. ALL! Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2017 07:00 PM (aT+Bx) 35
They don't want her because she knows there's a point at which you should stop beating someone.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 07:00 PM (0mRoj) 36
What a silly name!
Posted by: Major Payne at June 19, 2017 07:00 PM (nlbfN) Posted by: Toad-O at June 19, 2017 07:01 PM (cct0t) 38
There...are...four...buttplugs!
Posted by: Capt. Jean-Luc Picard at June 19, 2017 07:01 PM (Tyii7) 39
There has to be a better picture somewhere
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2017 07:01 PM (Ot7+c) 40
Ha-ha!
Posted by: Corporal Punishment at June 19, 2017 07:01 PM (nlbfN) 41
It's one of the most famously corrupt places in New Jersey, and that is saying a lot!
Corruption in New Jersey! When did that happen!! Posted by: tu3031 at June 19, 2017 07:01 PM (qJhUV) 42
26 She was REALLY good at the hand cuff training...
Posted by: Police Academy Instructor I bet her baton work was exemplary as well. Posted by: GnuBreed at June 19, 2017 07:01 PM (6jaju) 43
I've known cops who became hookers and strippers (different girls).
And I've known porn stars who just wanted straight jobs after they were done with porn. It's an unfair world. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 19, 2017 07:01 PM (xJa6I) 44
She thought she would be the next Betty Page.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 19, 2017 07:01 PM (6Ll1u) Posted by: Don Q. at June 19, 2017 07:01 PM (NgKpN) 46
So now that it turned out that an illegal alien killed the muslim girl in VA, that story has dropped from the headlines. Doesn't fit the Narrative.
Posted by: josephistan at June 19, 2017 07:01 PM (ANIFC) 47
28 When I read unusual stories like this, I always wonder about the tangential things, like why did she decide she wanted to be a cop? It's interesting to me the way people think sometimes.
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 06:59 PM (sBOL1) And who wrote her letters of recommendation? Posted by: sinalco at June 19, 2017 07:02 PM (yODqO) 48
Where my parents live there were a bunch of new police academy graduates, jobs all lined up, who got busted smoking pot at a party. All the offers were rescinded.
I don't have a huge problem with it. At some level law enforcement depends on moral authority, and it's necessarily more dangerous and oppressive if people get the idea you're enforcing the law without obeying it. Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2017 07:02 PM (Xuv2G) Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2017 07:02 PM (0tfLf) 50
Yeah, I'm not sure how things that were done a few years before she even went to the police academy count as being a public employee.
My guess? Someone higher up in the food chain in the PD used to be a client and freaked out when they realized who she was. Posted by: alexthechick - I need a pail for to build a castle now at June 19, 2017 07:02 PM (dEQP3) 51
Bad Idea hiring her. She will go back to BDSM for money and use the fact that she was a cop/former cop to market herself for higher rates in the sex industry.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 19, 2017 07:03 PM (2qHjF) 52
35 They don't want her because she knows there's a point at which you should stop beating someone.
Posted by: Insomniac Lol. Let's see how long it takes for navycopjoe to show up now. Posted by: GnuBreed at June 19, 2017 07:03 PM (6jaju) 53
The linked article is useless without photos of her, um, out of uniform.
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2017 07:03 PM (sdi6R) 54
I must register a complaint. There are photos of Officer Hyman, but none of Mistress Hyman. The article doesn't even mention the title of her "videos". What kind of journalism is that? That violates the Who, What, When, Where rule don't it? Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 19, 2017 07:03 PM (8O3HH) 55
When whips are outlawed...
Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2017 07:04 PM (XoldI) 56
But does she have a recipe for the cookbook???!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2017 07:04 PM (0tfLf) Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2017 07:04 PM (LTHVh) 58
I don't think prostitutes should become cops ... call me silly.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2017 06:55 PM (rZ+mb) I understand your point, but...Was she a hooker? It simply isn't clear. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 19, 2017 07:04 PM (rF0hx) 59
I've known cops who became hookers and strippers (different girls).
And I've known porn stars who just wanted straight jobs after they were done with porn. It's an unfair world. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 19, 2017 ------- You've known some interesting people, that's for sure. Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 07:04 PM (sBOL1) 60
OT:
Judicial Watch: Obama NSC Advisor Susan Rice's Unmasking Material is at Obama Library http://jwatch.us/M44sdQ Posted by: The Political Hat at June 19, 2017 07:05 PM (vBeA5) 61
47 28 When I read unusual stories like this, I always wonder about the tangential things, like why did she decide she wanted to be a cop? It's interesting to me the way people think sometimes.
Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 06:59 PM (sBOL1) And who wrote her letters of recommendation? Posted by: sinalco at June 19, 2017 07:02 PM (yODqO) They say the only guys who need that sort of thing are powerful men who are used to being in control. I wouldn't be surprised if she got good recs. Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2017 07:05 PM (Xuv2G) 62
rickb223: "Yeah. She should have become a lawyer or politician instead."
Threadwinner!... so far. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 19, 2017 07:05 PM (H8S+R) 63
Was she a hooker? It simply isn't clear. Was she getting paid by ejaculating men? If yes, then yes. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 19, 2017 07:05 PM (sV6Mi) 64
Amy Schumer is "Dominatrix Cop"! Tonight at 9, on Fox!
Posted by: tu3031 at June 19, 2017 07:05 PM (qJhUV) Posted by: some asshole at June 19, 2017 07:06 PM (d8j/c) 66
52 35 They don't want her because she knows there's a point at which you should stop beating someone.
Posted by: Insomniac Lol. Let's see how long it takes for navycopjoe to show up now. Posted by: GnuBreed at June 19, 2017 07:03 PM (6jaju) You were 20 comments late on that one. Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2017 07:06 PM (Xuv2G) 67
She had a lot of experience dealing with hardened criminals.
Posted by: Toad-O at June 19, 2017 07:01 PM (cct0t) I am literally choking to death here. Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2017 07:06 PM (LTHVh) 68
My guess is that it had a lot more to do with her not disclosing her past than the past itself.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 19, 2017 07:07 PM (fKWf6) 69
Was she getting paid by ejaculating men?
You try not ejaculating when someone's hitting you with a whip. Ouch!!! Ouch!!! Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 19, 2017 07:07 PM (nlbfN) Posted by: GnuBreed at June 19, 2017 07:07 PM (6jaju) 71
Its a stereotype I know but could see how someone with a power kick could want to be a cop, and a dominatrix
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2017 07:07 PM (Ot7+c) 72
"Will she make a good cop? That's the only question."
I think she probably applied for Bad Cop... so, qualified. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 19, 2017 07:07 PM (H8S+R) 73
The question is 'Was she getting paid for ejaculating men.'
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2017 07:07 PM (LTHVh) 74
Bang!
Posted by: Love Gun at June 19, 2017 07:08 PM (no0Da) 75
I understand your point, but...Was she a hooker? It simply isn't clear.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 19, 2017 07:04 PM (rF0hx) Semantics aside, porn actors (including the s+m nutcases) are hookers. The law might make a distinction but it's one without a difference. Frankly, anyone who's into s+m (either side) is fucked in the head. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2017 07:08 PM (rZ+mb) 76
Was it Alexthechick who said that there's no actual legal defense of "I asked to be hit?" Wouldn't this be then an admission that she assaulted people, which is criminal activity?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 19, 2017 06:54 PM (fKWf6) Yeah, BDSM exists in a somewhat gray area legally. While it's consensual sexual activity (safe, sane, and consensual, people), the more hardcore activities can cross over into what would be considered battery and, in most jurisdictions, you cannot consent to be battered. For example, when MMA first started it was banned in Canada because you cannot consent to a bare fist fight. Posted by: alexthechick - I need a pail for to build a castle now at June 19, 2017 07:08 PM (dEQP3) Posted by: ball-gag guy at June 19, 2017 07:08 PM (nlbfN) 78
Too much bondage . . . Not enough discipline!
Posted by: Publius Redux at June 19, 2017 07:08 PM (9FMKq) 79
I say let her keep her job. It ain't easy finding people who want to be police officers.
Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2017 07:09 PM (zLDYs) 80
Judicial Watch: Obama NSC Advisor Susan Rice's Unmasking Material is at Obama Library
-- Library hasn't been built yet. How can you send something to a facility that is not open? Let me guess. It's in the same location as Obama's real birth certificate, and the hand written copy of "Dreams of My Father" by Bill Ayers. Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2017 07:09 PM (aT+Bx) 81
ABC news was all over the Muslim girl death had 'hate crime ' all over it.
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2017 07:09 PM (Ot7+c) Posted by: Aviator at June 19, 2017 07:10 PM (/Nite) 83
#BDSMLM
Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2017 07:10 PM (nlbfN) 84
Judicial Watch: Obama NSC Advisor Susan Rice's Unmasking Material is at Obama Library
-- Library hasn't been built yet. How can you send something to a facility that is not open? Let me guess. It's in the same location as Obama's real birth certificate, and the hand written copy of "Dreams of My Father" by Bill Ayers. Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2017 07:09 PM (aT+Bx) Trump should defund & shut down NSC. Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2017 07:11 PM (vZ0KM) 85
She'll cause an immediate, ummm, surge in arrests.
"Arrest me, officer. I've been a bad, bad boy." Posted by: pep at June 19, 2017 07:11 PM (LAe3v) 86
Now that I think about it, most doms have good communication skills and can project authority. Might be good qualities in a cop.
Dunno. I've known good cops and bad cops, good sex workers and bad sex workers. People are people. And they all want money But, yeah, again...it's an extra layer of headache having a cop who used to be a sex worker. She might make a good vice squad member, though. Maybe shouldn't toss her away. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 19, 2017 07:11 PM (xJa6I) 87
34 sorry to go OT so early:
Judicial Watch subpoened the NSC to get the Susan Rice unmasking documents. The NSC has said sorry, they're been removed from government property, and are now part of the Obama Library. Also..... "The agency also informed Judicial Watch that it would not turn over communications with any Intelligence Community member or agency concerning the alleged Russian involvement in the 2016 presidential election; the hacking of DNC computers; or the suspected communications between Russia and Trump campaign/transition officials." WTF. No. Accountability. AT. ALL! Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2017 07:00 PM (aT+Bx) Shibumi, I highly recommend that you take the Monica Perez pill. You would love her podcasts and separate radio show (on podcast as well). She is Stanford Law, was a CFP at Goldman and other big banks. Super smart, intelligent, curious, and hard working. She is an AnCap that makes Ron Paul look tame because she believes that psychopaths always get into power throughout history so we should not have people in power (as her 1000 year plan). She breaks down media propaganda as her passion. She lives and is based out of WSB radio in Atlanta. Has a separate podcast about propaganda in the media. She believes they are all liars and trusts nothing out of the media and our leaders. You would love her and her work. Highly entertaining and informative. I'm in love with her she is so freaking awesome, smart, and does not give a fuck. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 19, 2017 07:11 PM (2qHjF) 88
The archive material for Barry must be collecting somewhere, to be scrubbed first I'm sure.
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2017 07:11 PM (Ot7+c) 89
She probably enrolled in a two year vocational school at a local community college and obviously got her cop shop certificate. She might be able to transfer at least some of the credits to another voc ed program.
At some level she knew she'd be outed. Posted by: 13times at June 19, 2017 07:12 PM (WHVu+) 90
Kristen Hyman?
What does Harry Paratestes say about this? Posted by: Richard N. Ballschaef at June 19, 2017 07:12 PM (HgMAr) 91
Rather than Buster Hymen, her porn name would be Busty Hyman.
Women in prison theme. She rounds up those hardened streetwalkers. Wearing schoolgirl outfits, of course. Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 19, 2017 07:12 PM (8O3HH) 92
More conviction!!!
Posted by: Caligula's Horse at June 19, 2017 07:12 PM (no0Da) 93
Although I can see how this might not work out too well:
Hyman: License and registration. Motorist: OK. Can you tell me why you pulled me over? Hyman: SILENCE, SLAVE! *slap* YOU WILL ONLY SPEAK WHEN I GIVE YOU AN ORDER, AND YOU REPLY "YES MISTRESS!" Motorist: Uh... Hyman: *slap* WHAT DID I JUST SAY, SLAVE? GET OUT OF THE CAR AND LICK MY BOOTS!!! On the other hand, she might be perfect for the job. Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 07:12 PM (0mRoj) 94
@bluebell
Jah, used to be active in the Seattle sex positive community, back when I was single and happy And I have LE in the family and my extended family. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 19, 2017 07:13 PM (xJa6I) 95
I believe her previous job experience qualifies her for a 23% pay increase right out of the blocks.
Posted by: Fritz at June 19, 2017 07:13 PM (TNQMS) 96
She's alright by me.
Posted by: Buster Hyman at June 19, 2017 07:13 PM (OlNRF) 97
Correct me if I'm wrong here, but wasn't it a disciplinary hearing that caused this problem in the first place?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at June 19, 2017 07:13 PM (tMFgx) 98
Regarding the unmasking papers; isn't that a privately funded establishment? Aren't the papers the property of the American people?
Posted by: pep at June 19, 2017 07:13 PM (LAe3v) 99
Trump should defund & shut down NSC.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2017 07:11 PM (vZ0KM) ------------------------ Trump directly runs NSC. Do they mean NSA? Posted by: RioBravo at June 19, 2017 07:13 PM (OmhcY) 100
Can't she still work undercover?
Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2017 07:14 PM (nlbfN) 101
OK, I'll say it it if no one else will. There are women who have vampire fantasies. And worse.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 19, 2017 07:14 PM (6Ll1u) 102
Was it all a set-up for a lucrative law suit?
Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2017 07:14 PM (XoldI) 103
Tonight on Law and Order: BDSM....
Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2017 07:14 PM (z/Ubi) 104
I DO NOT want to know what a "sex positive community" is. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 19, 2017 07:14 PM (sV6Mi) 105
Join me next week when I interview Dominatrix Cop Kristen Hyman in a shameless grab for ratings. Sunday night on NBC. Not FOX. NBC. I work for NBC now. Everyone knows that, right? NBC.
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at June 19, 2017 07:15 PM (qJhUV) 106
Meanwhile, we have EPA employees taking a dump in the hallway.
Professionalism seems to be mutable in public service. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 19, 2017 07:15 PM (jPLl0) 107
"Bad Idea hiring her. She will go back to BDSM for money and use the fact that she was a cop/former cop to market herself for higher rates in the sex industry."
--------- That was probably the plan all along and this articles is now in place of ads. Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2017 07:15 PM (qYGdC) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 19, 2017 07:15 PM (sV6Mi) 109
The problem is not actually with her hurting the reputation of the department ... The problem is that is would impact her job performance - oh sure, not investigating, arresting people, etc, but a large part of a cop's job is also testifying about what they did. Therefore, anything that would impact their potential credibility on the stand would be an issue. Defense attorney's often use the tactic of trying to discredit witnesses' testimony. While it perhaps should not make a difference that she did this in pre cop employment, it would make a difference in how people would regard her testimony, especially in anything related to sec crimes. I can easily imagine how a good defense attorney would use this against her in a rape trial, child sexual abuse trial, etc. If she never had to testify I could see this would be a nothignburger for failing to disclose, but one of the main reasons police departments ask about things that might be embarrassing is to avoid finding out about it at trial, right before a cop has to testify.
Posted by: might be a reason at June 19, 2017 07:15 PM (I+aAP) 110
Although I can see how this might not work out too well:
Hyman: License and registration. Motorist: OK. Can you tell me why you pulled me over? Hyman: SILENCE, SLAVE! *slap* YOU WILL ONLY SPEAK WHEN I GIVE YOU AN ORDER, AND YOU REPLY "YES MISTRESS!" Motorist: Uh... Hyman: *slap* WHAT DID I JUST SAY, SLAVE? GET OUT OF THE CAR AND LICK MY BOOTS!!! On the other hand, she might be perfect for the job. Posted by: Insomniac Might confuse her with NJ State Troopers. Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2017 07:15 PM (vZ0KM) 111
76 Was it Alexthechick who said that there's no actual legal defense of "I asked to be hit?" Wouldn't this be then an admission that she assaulted people, which is criminal activity?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 19, 2017 06:54 PM (fKWf6) Yeah, BDSM exists in a somewhat gray area legally. While it's consensual sexual activity (safe, sane, and consensual, people), the more hardcore activities can cross over into what would be considered battery and, in most jurisdictions, you cannot consent to be battered. For example, when MMA first started it was banned in Canada because you cannot consent to a bare fist fight. Posted by: alexthechick - I need a pail for to build a castle now at June 19, 2017 07:08 PM (dEQP3) So basically every Tinder hookup is a felony or multiple felonies. also,white women under 40/ feminists ironically love the rough stuff. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 19, 2017 07:15 PM (2qHjF) 112
I DO NOT want to know what a "sex positive community" is.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 19, 2017 07:14 PM (sV6Mi) --------------------------------- Aids reproduction. Posted by: RioBravo at June 19, 2017 07:15 PM (OmhcY) Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2017 07:15 PM (LTHVh) 114
The NSC has said sorry, they're been removed from government property, and are now part of the Obama Library.
=== No problem. XO- The Obama Library Collection is now a National Monument. Posted by: PDT at June 19, 2017 07:15 PM (Uxokn) 115
Shibumi, I highly recommend that you take the Monica Perez pill. You would love her podcasts and separate radio show (on podcast as well). She is Stanford Law, was a CFP at Goldman and other big banks. Super smart, intelligent, curious, and hard working. She is an AnCap that makes Ron Paul look tame because she believes that psychopaths always get into power throughout history so we should not have people in power (as her 1000 year plan). She breaks down media propaganda as her passion. She lives and is based out of WSB radio in Atlanta. Has a separate podcast about propaganda in the media. She believes they are all liars and trusts nothing out of the media and our leaders. You would love her and her work. Highly entertaining and informative --- I've never heard of her but will definitely check her out. Thank youfor the recommendation Widespread Pepe! Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2017 07:15 PM (aT+Bx) 116
Regarding the unmasking papers; isn't that a privately funded establishment? Aren't the papers the property of the American people?
Posted by: pep at June 19, 2017 07:13 PM (LAe3v) When it comes to Barky the only law is that everything he does is legal and no one is allowed to even question anything about him or his actions. This has been held by the SCOTUS on numerous occasions. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2017 07:16 PM (rZ+mb) 117
I'm not clear on the practical aspects of this whole thing. For example, can black latex cat suits be tossed in with the regular laundry, or does it need a delicate cycle? Or dry cleaned?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2017 07:16 PM (wPiJc) 118
73 The question is 'Was she getting paid for ejaculating men.'
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2017 07:07 PM (LTHVh) Not, "Was she getting paid in ejaculating men." Posted by: josephistan at June 19, 2017 07:16 PM (ANIFC) Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 19, 2017 07:16 PM (Uxokn) 120
Lucy Liu -- Dominatrix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r4uUQBLokk Just because. She love you long time. Posted by: GnuBreed at June 19, 2017 07:16 PM (6jaju) 121
OT/ but anyone hear any more about the guy who ran over the "worshipers" in London yesterday? Seems to have disappeared from the news...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2017 07:17 PM (O2RFr) 122
She hot?
Posted by: Jean at June 19, 2017 07:17 PM (9TU00) 123
Meanwhile, we have EPA employees taking a dump in the hallway.
Professionalism seems to be mutable in public service. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 19, 2017 07:15 PM (jPLl0) And SEC employees jerking off in their cubicles ... and Barky jerking off a salmon on live TV ... Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2017 07:17 PM (rZ+mb) 124
For example, when MMA first started it was banned in Canada because you cannot consent to a bare fist fight.
Said no hockey player EVER! Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2017 07:18 PM (OlNRF) 125
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Was it Alexthechick who said that there's no actual legal defense of "I asked to be hit?" Wouldn't this be then an admission that she assaulted people, which is criminal activity? Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile That would pretty much outlaw most team sports. Posted by: SFGoth at June 19, 2017 07:18 PM (dZ756) Posted by: tu3031 at June 19, 2017 07:18 PM (qJhUV) Posted by: bluebell ~ FEED ME at June 19, 2017 07:19 PM (sBOL1) 128
Presidential libraries are administered by the National Archives and Records Administration. Presidential museums are administered by slavish admirers of the exes.
Posted by: RioBravo at June 19, 2017 07:19 PM (OmhcY) 129
WTF.
No. Accountability. AT. ALL! Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2017 07:00 PM (aT+Bx) -------------------------------- Mueller Posted by: Javems at June 19, 2017 07:19 PM (yOqwj) 130
You got two nearly naked buff guys, rolling around on the floor groping each other - MMA seems like borderline gay pron.
Posted by: josephistan at June 19, 2017 07:19 PM (ANIFC) 131
120 Lucy Liu -- Dominatrix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r4uUQBLokk Just because. She love you long time. Posted by: GnuBreed at June 19, 2017 07:16 PM (6jaju) How about the movie where Leelee Sobieski and Tricia Heifer play dominatrixes. "Walk All Over Me." Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2017 07:19 PM (z/Ubi) 132
tOssoff wins means in 4 more years it will be a total Democrat takeover of the President and all of congress.
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2017 07:19 PM (Ot7+c) 133
This really is a much more, shall we say, interesting version of this story:
http://heavy.com/news/2017/06/kristen-hyman-new-jersey-cop-dominatrix/ It's like I don't even know you COBs any more. Posted by: Sharkman at June 19, 2017 07:19 PM (zKIA2) 134
The NSC has said sorry, they're been removed from government property, and are now part of the Obama Library.
=== No problem. XO- The Obama Library Collection is now a National Monument. Better: EO - No one can go to the Obola library while those papers are there. Everything is classified. Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2017 07:19 PM (vZ0KM) 135
128 Presidential libraries are administered by the National Archives and Records Administration. Presidential museums are administered by slavish admirers of the exes.
Supposedly these "records" can't be looked at for 5 years... Seems like an investigation would over ride this.. Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2017 07:20 PM (O2RFr) 136
"They say the only guys who need that sort of thing are powerful men who are used to being in control. I wouldn't be surprised if she got good recs."
--------- To me this just doesn't make sense, if you are a controlling personality you just are. That you need to be dominated shows exactly the opposite and you should not be anywhere near positions of power because you will betray them. Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2017 07:20 PM (qYGdC) 137
Not, "Was she getting paid in ejaculating men."
Posted by: josephistan at June 19, 2017 07:16 PM (ANIFC) What's the going exchange rate to squirting females? Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 07:20 PM (0mRoj) 138
You want pictures? Go to pr0nhub and say my name.
Posted by: Domina Nyx Blake at June 19, 2017 07:20 PM (LV/t7) 139
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{To the tune of "Candyman"} Who has whips of leather? Chains of tempered steel? Who can hurt her client everytime she cops a feel? The Hy-man can The Hy-man can The Hy-man can, 'cause she mixes it with love and makes the hurt feel good (the hurt feel good) Posted by: Duncanthrax There's a Hash House Harriers version of this called The SM Man: My favorite verse (edited): Who can take a Catholic priest Bend him over a pew *^$! in the @$$ until he swears that he's a Jew The SM Man, The SM Man, The SM Man cause he mixes it with love and makes the hurt feel good Posted by: SFGoth at June 19, 2017 07:20 PM (dZ756) 140
137 Not, "Was she getting paid in ejaculating men."
Posted by: josephistan at June 19, 2017 07:16 PM (ANIFC) What's the going exchange rate to squirting females? Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 07:20 PM (0mRoj) At first I thought that read "squirrel females." I mean, that's pretty messed up even for this place. Posted by: josephistan at June 19, 2017 07:21 PM (ANIFC) 141
Cosby is a free man? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 19, 2017 07:21 PM (sV6Mi) 142
No Hyman. No Diamond.
Jokes write themselves. Y'all have fun with this one Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 19, 2017 06:56 PM (2qHjF) That's not a joke. That's a RULE that should have been chiseled with the other 10 . . . Posted by: Sharkman at June 19, 2017 07:21 PM (zKIA2) 143
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I'm not clear on the practical aspects of this whole thing. For example, can black latex cat suits be tossed in with the regular laundry, or does it need a delicate cycle? Or dry cleaned? Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2017 07:16 PM (wPiJc) You will LICK my black latex cat suit clean, NOW! Posted by: Kristen Hyman at June 19, 2017 07:22 PM (XoldI) Posted by: Sharkman at June 19, 2017 07:23 PM (zKIA2) 145
No stilettos here.
Posted by: gNewt at June 19, 2017 07:23 PM (kaCWe) 146
Am I the only one that saw this and thought, "What? AtC is a cop now?"
Posted by: Country Singer at June 19, 2017 07:24 PM (yzxic) 147
Yeah, this isn't going anywhere good. Later.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2017 07:24 PM (wPiJc) 148
I'm not clear on the practical aspects of this whole thing. For example, can black latex cat suits be tossed in with the regular laundry, or does it need a delicate cycle? Or dry cleaned?
Posted by: Muldoon ________ By concern is more fundamental: Should dominatrixes be cops? (Or: Should dominatricies be cops?) Posted by: FireHorse at June 19, 2017 07:24 PM (zkGZ8) 149
On the ONT I'll tell my 'fuzzy cuff arrest' sea story
Not my proudest moment Posted by: Navycopjoe at June 19, 2017 07:24 PM (KZBSl) 150
Well the president just tweeted that the Secy of State says he holds the Norks responsible for Otto's death.
Posted by: Tuna at June 19, 2017 07:25 PM (jm1YL) Posted by: I'm Squeeky Dammit at June 19, 2017 07:25 PM (no0Da) 152
>>Court documents show that Hyman told investigators she never appeared naked and didn't perform any sex acts in the videos.
This is not how you generate sales, Sugartits. Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2017 07:25 PM (472BW) 153
This is getting to be a common occurrence. There was a teacher that had porn films all over the internet. She was upset because she was being fired for that.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2017 07:25 PM (CxLJQ) 154
She just needs to go trans and all will be well.
Posted by: fd at June 19, 2017 07:25 PM (BO/km) Posted by: CaliGirl at June 19, 2017 07:25 PM (Ri/rl) 156
SPEEDING? SPEEDING? OH THE PUNISHMENT FOR THAT IS GOING TO BE SEVERE BUDDY! THESE HAND CUFFS AREN'T JUST FOR SHOW!
Posted by: Kristen Hyman at June 19, 2017 07:25 PM (aZq03) Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2017 07:26 PM (nlbfN) 158
This raises important issues with the concept of community policing.
Posted by: RioBravo at June 19, 2017 07:26 PM (OmhcY) 159
When Whipping Post was released and we started playing it in the bars, that was a challenging bass line essence to capture.
I played again it last year a few times, decades later, and it's still a challenge and very enjoyable to play. Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 19, 2017 07:26 PM (3myMJ) 160
What's the real story about why planes can't fly out of the hot spots in the US? Don't planes fly out of the Middle East in hot temperatures all the time?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 19, 2017 07:27 PM (6Ll1u) 161
The big question is, if Hyman did not get accepted to the Police Training program, who was first alternate and what was their background?
Posted by: Charles Martel at June 19, 2017 07:27 PM (6NPe1) 162
By concern is more fundamental: Should dominatrixes be cops? (Or: Should dominatricies be cops?)
Posted by: FireHorse at June 19, 2017 07:24 PM (zkGZ *************************** Yeah, if the city wanted to stop speeders and not gain revenue. She could give speeders a talking to they would never want again. Posted by: gNewt at June 19, 2017 07:27 PM (kaCWe) 163
Isn't there a Tubes song 'the smell of burning leather."
Posted by: 13times at June 19, 2017 07:28 PM (WHVu+) 164
80 Judicial Watch: Obama NSC Advisor Susan Rice's "Unmasking Material is at Obama Library
-- Library hasn't been built yet. How can you send something to a facility that is not open? Let me guess. It's in the same location as Obama's real birth certificate, and the hand written copy of "Dreams of My Father" by Bill Ayers." ----------- It will be the cheapest presidential library to build, everything is simply saved tI iCloud. Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2017 07:29 PM (qYGdC) 165
Never understood the Tubes fans.
I have just about every album they made. Never listen to 'em. Because. They sucked. Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2017 07:29 PM (472BW) Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2017 07:30 PM (rZ+mb) 167
Obamba's library is going to be all digital.
Posted by: Reggie Love at June 19, 2017 07:30 PM (kaCWe) Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 19, 2017 07:31 PM (Uxokn) 169
It will be the cheapest presidential library to build, everything is simply saved tI iCloud.
Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2017 07:29 PM (qYGdC) ---------------------------- Russia Cloud saves you money! Posted by: Jim "Matress Mac" MacIngvale at June 19, 2017 07:31 PM (OmhcY) 170
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I do think that reputation is something that public agencies need to be wary of, and that certain behaviors, while not criminal, don't lend themselves well to protecting the agency's reputation. Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 19, 2017 06:56 PM (fKWf6) Except that Hudson County is a shit-sty (I used to live in JC), where the city and council are so corrupt, they can seemingly be bought and convinced to do anything, and the county isn't much better. Their people manning their services are usually inept, the process is outdated, taxes are high, and the place is dirty and crowded. But yeah, let's get on a woman's ass because she used to be a dominatrix (most pro dommes do NOT have sex with clients, either). So I would argue there isn't much to protect at this point, wrt to an agency's rep. Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at June 19, 2017 07:31 PM (Gim9y) 171
I mentioned Jordan Peterson's YouTube Lectures and how much he is helping out men and boys a couple of times in the past.
National Review did an article on him calling him Youtube's Father Figure. I'm very happy for Dr. Peterson. He is a great man doing great work. He is a true leader. Happy to see the National Review highlight him. He deserves it. http://www.nationalreview.com/article/ 448714/jordan-p-peterson-self-help-guru- father-figure Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 19, 2017 07:32 PM (2qHjF) 172
"When it comes to Barky the only law is that everything he does is legal and no one is allowed to even question anything about him or his actions. This has been held by the SCOTUS on numerous occasions."
--------- Not anymore, he is now just a civilian and all the documents belong to the government unless of course some twenty something has it all on a stick and is looking for a buyer. Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2017 07:32 PM (qYGdC) 173
I suspect Barrys library is all going to be fake news
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2017 07:32 PM (Ot7+c) 174
160 What's the real story about why planes can't fly out of the hot spots in the US? Don't planes fly out of the Middle East in hot temperatures all the time?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 19, 2017 07:27 PM (6Ll1u) The can't lift or something when it's hot. I know when we fly from Vegas in the summer, they tell us not to bring a bunch of luggage because the plane can't take off. I didn't ask the pilot why. Posted by: CaliGirl at June 19, 2017 07:33 PM (Ri/rl) Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2017 07:33 PM (qYGdC) 176
Not anymore, he is now just a civilian and all the documents belong to the government unless of course some twenty something has it all on a stick and is looking for a buyer.
Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2017 07:32 PM (qYGdC) ------- The files had to have been transferred from a government computer to Library, or thumb drive, etc. Backtrack. Find that computer. I doubt they wiped it with a cloth. Posted by: josephistan at June 19, 2017 07:34 PM (ANIFC) 177
Thin air?
Posted by: gNewt at June 19, 2017 07:35 PM (kaCWe) 178
Theresa May looks really bad.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 19, 2017 07:35 PM (Uxokn) 179
For the record, I'd hit it. In retaliation.
Posted by: Fritz at June 19, 2017 07:36 PM (TNQMS) 180
No. They wiped the computers w/BitchWipe.
Paper went to the incinerator. Posted by: gNewt at June 19, 2017 07:37 PM (kaCWe) 181
Fee Waybill was a signal to the surf Nazi's to organize, everybody knows that. Or could have been a signal to the valley girl.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 19, 2017 07:37 PM (6Ll1u) 182
>>For the record, I'd hit it.
Depends on the record. For a Pink Rim UK Mono copy of Traffic's debut, I'd hit it twice! Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2017 07:37 PM (472BW) 183
The can't lift or something when it's hot. I know when we fly from Vegas in the summer, they tell us not to bring a bunch of luggage because the plane can't take off.
I didn't ask the pilot why. Posted by: CaliGirl at June 19, 2017 07:33 PM (Ri/rl) -------------------------------------------------- http://preview.tinyurl.com/yalwp8vx Posted by: RioBravo at June 19, 2017 07:39 PM (OmhcY) 184
"Theresa May looks really bad."
I doubt she's been getting much sleep. Great Britain has made its own bed now they have to sleep in it. Posted by: Tuna at June 19, 2017 07:39 PM (jm1YL) 185
The can't lift or something when it's hot. I know when we fly from Vegas in the summer, they tell us not to bring a bunch of luggage because the plane can't take off. I didn't ask the pilot why. Posted by: CaliGirl at June 19, 2017 07:33 PM (Ri/rl) Orthe tires will blow out on a runway that's 180' degrees Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 19, 2017 07:39 PM (lKyWE) 186
atomicplaygirl, I have a nephew going to Princeton starting in July. Can you give me any advice to pass on to him about the area? Where to avoid for example due to crime etc.? Thanks if you can help. (Or not. )
Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2017 07:39 PM (nlbfN) Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 19, 2017 07:40 PM (Uxokn) 188
>> http://heavy.com/news/2017/06/kristen-hyman-new-jersey-cop-dominatrix/
Thanks to the poster of that. That's the real journalism, with the important information that inquiring minds like mine want to know. Seriously, screw her, she apparently was disappointed at the killing of Bin Laden. Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 19, 2017 07:40 PM (8O3HH) 189
I have to say I really appreciate the way PDT gets his condolences to the family out there and public right away. Comforting to know your president actually cares about us.
Posted by: Tuna at June 19, 2017 07:42 PM (jm1YL) 190
Lift = lift coefficient x density x velocity squared x 0.5 x wing area
Posted by: RioBravo at June 19, 2017 07:42 PM (OmhcY) 191
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 19, 2017 07:33 PM
Heat makes the air density lighter (temp and volume are proportional, volume and pressure are inversely proportional) so there's less lift because there is less air mass flowing across the wing. In fixed wing aircraft it results in a need for a longer runway because the aircraft needs more speed to get the same amount of lift. In helicopters it results in higher torque required for lift off. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2017 07:43 PM (OlNRF) Posted by: CaliGirl at June 19, 2017 07:43 PM (Ri/rl) Posted by: fd at June 19, 2017 07:46 PM (BO/km) Posted by: RioBravo at June 19, 2017 07:46 PM (OmhcY) 195
Death Valley holds the record for the hottest ever, they need a water slide. Ever been to Calico Ghost Town?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 19, 2017 07:50 PM (jMQWM) 196
rickb223, you know why you want to elect prostitutes to public office?
No public debt. They'll want the money up front. Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at June 19, 2017 08:26 PM (WLgG7) 197
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atomicplaygirl, I have a nephew going to Princeton starting in July. Can you give me any advice to pass on to him about the area? Where to avoid for example due to crime etc.? Thanks if you can help. (Or not. ) Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2017 07:39 PM (nlbfN) Well Princeton is a ways away from Husdon County/JC and I'm only renovating a house in JC, not living there, so my advice is passable, at best.I would just say congrats, first off! And second, don't wear anything flashy if you're taking the subway- jewelry, clothes, etc, just to be on the safe side. Parts of JC have gotten better (they're historic districts now, so the townhouses are going for high dollar and attracting better residents). Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at June 19, 2017 09:13 PM (Gim9y) 198
This is really outrageous. Her private affairs are none of the public's business.
By the way, link? Posted by: mx4 at June 19, 2017 09:15 PM (fyxh+) 199
"Will she make a good cop? That's the only question."
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