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Don't Look Now, But Trump Is Beginning to Dismantle the Obama-Mandated College "Sex Bureaucracy"
However, this move is a little bit on the tepid side-- while the new memo will de-escalate the Obama-era Pressure on colleges to create "sex bureaucracies" and extra-constitutional kangaroo courts, it will not affirmatively roll them back -- just take away the pressure for colleges to create and perpetuate this bizarre system. Given that colleges want to do this crap, more will be necessary. Though, it should be said, with the federal government no longer mandating the sex bureaucracy, colleges will find themselves more exposed to lawsuits prosecuted by the victims of the sex bureaucracies.On Friday, The New York Times reported on an internal memo published by Propublica showing the Trump administration's first steps in overhauling this "sex bureaucracy." The Times interpreted the move as "scaling back investigations into civil rights violations at the nation's public schools and universities." The memo, written by Candice Jackson, the acting head of the DOE's Office of Civil Rights (OCR), reversed one part of the Obama administration's campus sexual assault policies, but it is an important first step in reforming the system. Under Obama, OCR investigated colleges when women accusers claimed the colleges were too lax on the men they accused of sexual assault.
"Whenever they had an allegation by some student that her Title IX rights had been violated by a college, they would not only look into the particulars of her complaint and fault the college for not giving her what she wanted, but they would launch a systematic investigation going back for years," Stuart Taylor, co-author of the book The Campus Rape Frenzy: The Attack on Due Process at America's Universities, told PJ Media. "They would even pressure the colleges to retry accused males who had been found innocent before, exposing these guys to double jeopardy," Taylor added. In other words, when a woman complained to OCR that her college was not penalizing the man she accused of rape or sexual assault, OCR wouldn't just investigate her case (assuming that the accused man was guilty). The office would also delve into the college's past, attempting to find previous cases where the school was too easy on accused students.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 19, 2017 02:23 PM (fKWf6)
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2017 02:23 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2017 02:24 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 19, 2017 02:24 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 19, 2017 02:25 PM (MINbv)
BTW - just as a thought exercise - what odds do you give for JEB! having done this much as opposed to leaving everything in place because Fairness.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Beat the Heat with a Frozen Covfefe from the Outrage Outlet! at June 19, 2017 02:25 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2017 02:26 PM (udajc)
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2017 02:26 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at June 19, 2017 02:27 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: blaster at June 19, 2017 02:28 PM (9HR8n)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 02:29 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 19, 2017 02:23 PM (fKWf6)
Maybe a back rub first?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 19, 2017 02:30 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 19, 2017 02:30 PM (TwwWO)
Trump is going darkhorse the Presidency for Hillary.... any day now....... soon........ that was the plan all along...... President Hillary Rodham Clinton...... you'll see...... you all will see..... waiting for the timing ..... any day now...... soon....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 19, 2017 02:31 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2017 02:31 PM (NOIQH)
And it sounds okay for, like, a tenth of a second (who doesn't like sex?), then you get to "bureaucracy" and you're like 'OH GOD NO WHAT HORROWSHOW CAN THIS BE?' and then you read about it and it's worse in every Kafka-ceivable way.
Hopefully Trump is doing more dismantling and such behind the scenes.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 19, 2017 02:31 PM (u0s1P)
I got nine inches of 'informed consent' right here.
Posted by: The Guy Who Always Has Something "Right Here" in the Front of His Pants at June 19, 2017 02:31 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2017 02:32 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2017 02:32 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 19, 2017 02:30 PM (RD7QR)
Grammie Winger informed us earlier that licker is quicker or some such.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2017 02:32 PM (tbOMB)
I got nine inches of 'informed consent' right here.
Posted by: The Guy Who Always Has Something "Right Here" in the Front of His Pants at June 19, 2017 02:31 PM (HTdUD)
That paper form won't help you.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 02:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 19, 2017 02:32 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Beat the Heat with a Frozen Covfefe from the Outrage Outlet! at June 19, 2017 02:25 PM (hLRSq)
+++
Really, though, did JEB! ever have much of a chance?
Posted by: washrivergal at June 19, 2017 02:32 PM (wI4ew)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 19, 2017 02:32 PM (ycWCI)
The GOP "led" congress to provide him with a few legislative victories.
Will they?
Magic 8 Ball says: Not Likely.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 19, 2017 02:32 PM (vWR4O)
Trump is going darkhorse the Presidency for Hillary.... any day
now....... soon........ that was the plan all along...... President
Hillary Rodham Clinton...... you'll see...... you all will see.....
waiting for the timing ..... any day now...... soon....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 19, 2017 02:31 PM (vIjh1)
This, of all the Trump predictions, has to be my all time favorite.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2017 02:33 PM (tbOMB)
"Sex bureaucracy" is one of those things that's worse than it sounds.
And it sounds okay for, like, a tenth of a second (who doesn't like
sex?), then you get to "bureaucracy" and you're like 'OH GOD NO WHAT
HORROWSHOW CAN THIS BE?' and then you read about it and it's worse in
every Kafka-ceivable way.
>>>
So you have to take a number like you do at the DMV?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 19, 2017 02:33 PM (r5KeJ)
Is that 9 inches, or what you tell your boyfriend is nine inches?
Posted by: Office of Standards at June 19, 2017 02:33 PM (rngc1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 19, 2017 02:32 PM (ycWCI)
True. They're run by Andrea Dworkin disciples and their gelded male simps.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 02:34 PM (0mRoj)
Going after this sort of crap is not a tangent, but essential to saving the country (or trying to).
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 19, 2017 02:34 PM (QtQaN)
*ragetwitches on ground*
What are quarks made of because I think I've beaten my Delegation Doctrine hobby horse beyond that point.
Though, it should be said, with the federal government no longer mandating the sex bureaucracy, colleges will find themselves more exposed to lawsuits prosecuted by the victims of the sex bureaucracies.
Ding, ding, ding.
You know, I really and truly thought that the Dworkin/MacKinnon view of sex and sexual assault had been defeated by the end of the 90's. Because I'm dimmer than previously expected, apparently.
Oh for all those wondering who the little darlings will run to when out of college and hey I got drunk and banged that guy and now rape rape rape, well, there's a push to change criminal laws to an affirmative consent standard.
This is insane. This is insane to the point of making it fair game to question whether those pushing it have some kind of traumatic past that they are refusing to deal with.
*smashes hobby horse some more*
Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 19, 2017 02:34 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2017 02:35 PM (tbOMB)
-----
He must have cut down the back and removed the case.....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 19, 2017 02:35 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: just the punchline at June 19, 2017 02:35 PM (UmSfZ)
He might've, once. He had the big-money donors, or could've. But then there was talk of the Invisible Primary and whatnot, and casting light on a system like that defangs it, or causes it to mutate, or something.
That's my hypothesis. Jeb! was kinda-sorta Next in Line, so he was, on paper, a favorite.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 19, 2017 02:35 PM (u0s1P)
Guys? Having sex with women is just too fraught with peril. They might accuse you of rape.
Wouldn't it be easier just to swing the other way???
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 19, 2017 02:36 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at June 19, 2017 02:36 PM (Hzzxg)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2017 02:31 PM (NOIQH)
_______
now that's just crazy talk.
Posted by: IP at June 19, 2017 02:36 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2017 02:36 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: A Jurist at June 19, 2017 02:36 PM (rngc1)
see...... you all will see..... waiting for the timing ..... any day
now...... soon....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 19, 2017 02:31 PM (vIjh1)
Hillary is already picking out the most fabulous pant suit to wear on her first day. Looks like a Kirby vacuum cleaner bag, but from one bag to another...
Posted by: Colin at June 19, 2017 02:36 PM (avLHh)
Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2017 02:37 PM (qYGdC)
Posted by: $100M Somolians at June 19, 2017 02:37 PM (l4aLi)
I'm telling you we can get in on the ground floor. If you think DDHQ is a
success imagine Ace of Spades HQ Sexual Congress Notary Service.
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at June 19, 2017 02:36 PM (Hzzxg)
You're going to have to show picture ID, and full-color nudes. Guys, we'll take your word for it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2017 02:37 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Office of Standards
Funny about that. If you actually have nine inches you have to upgrade to about eleven or else you hear this -- "Oh, my Gawd, I've seen nine inches before, but that's the longest nine inches I've ever seen."
Which leads me to being a slightly suspicious some of my brethren may be taking liberties with the truth.
Posted by: The Guy Who Always Has Something at June 19, 2017 02:37 PM (HTdUD)
making it fair game to question whether those pushing it have some kind
of traumatic past that they are refusing to deal with.
*smashes hobby horse some more*
Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 19, 2017 02:34 PM (mf5HN)
They all do.
My experience is that the more "sex-positive" a person is (and these fascists all claim to be so), the more likely that they're very screwed up in the head.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 19, 2017 02:37 PM (fKWf6)
http://tinyurl.com/yc5efho8
Yeah, that's what you Donks need, more nasty.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 19, 2017 02:37 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2017 02:31 PM (NOIQH)
*pauses in the hobby horse beating*
Congress repeals it.
delegationdoctrinebytheinsanityofcthulhuibegyouspeakit
*resumes beating*
Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 19, 2017 02:38 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 19, 2017 02:38 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 02:38 PM (7uYFy)
I have found tho be correct. I little KY jelly is good too.
Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2017 02:38 PM (EX4Wr)
That's my hypothesis. Jeb! was kinda-sorta Next in Line, so he was, on paper, a favorite.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 19, 2017 02:35 PM (u0s1P)
I kind of have a theory that in this election (after 8 years of Obama) we passion and political zeal from our nominee. Trump may be lacking in the latter, but he has the former in spades.
Jeb had neither. In fact, he had a passion deficit. He sucked it right out of the room. He was the walking manifestation of a cubicle farm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 19, 2017 02:38 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2017 02:38 PM (rmVvL)
Only those who have been here a long time know, that's not "what they're calling it now."
That's what she's always Called It.
There is nothing in this life like a well-smashed hobby horse.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 19, 2017 02:39 PM (H5rtT)
=====
A few more 'boys' who identify as 'girls' winning all the trophies.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 19, 2017 02:39 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 19, 2017 02:35 PM (vIjh1)
You go now. Too long.
Posted by: Asian Shrimp Restaurant at June 19, 2017 02:39 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2017 02:26 PM (udajc)
Impossible lesbians are the ones seen in Skinemax movies.
Posted by: josephistan at June 19, 2017 02:39 PM (7HtZB)
It establishes new norms,
It doesn't have a lot of achievements,
But it's fun filling out the forms.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2017 02:40 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 02:38 PM (7uYFy)
Seconded!
If the tyrants ever get their way and ban Redskins, I'll be first in line buying some gear and wearing it everyday.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 19, 2017 02:40 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 19, 2017 02:40 PM (Nwg0u)
You know Trump could use right now?
The GOP "led" congress to provide him with a few legislative victories.
Will they?
Magic 8 Ball says: Not Likely.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 19, 2017 02:32 PM (vWR4O)
Trump needs to send Melania to the Senate with a whip in hand...
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2017 02:40 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 19, 2017 02:42 PM (mpXpK)
/rhinochinchillastroker Posted by: Anon a mouse...
====
If Trump doesn't impose martial law in Washington, DC , declare himself Dictator For Life, annex the Legislative and Judicial Branches and otherwise check all boxes on my Personal List Of The Things © , the terrorists have already won.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 19, 2017 02:42 PM (C52a9)
Number of candidates in the next set of primaries skyrockets.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 19, 2017 02:42 PM (Q6Lfj)
it also almost makes me weep to say that Keith Olbermamn is a twat but the truth, like Carlos Danger's schlong, will out.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 19, 2017 02:42 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2017 02:32 PM (l4aLi)
Maybe he is busy cleaning out the Department of Justice? I can only imagine the smells in there and all the garbage that needs to be hauled out. Sort of like a hoarder lived there.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Beat the Heat with a Frozen Covfefe from the Outrage Outlet! at June 19, 2017 02:42 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 19, 2017 02:42 PM (ckk1c)
Okay, okay, I like where this is going.
Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 19, 2017 02:43 PM (mf5HN)
This is what assholes screaming about how Trump's supporters are idiots bc he hasn't done the Wall/OCare Repeal/Tax Reform/etc. yet don't get.
Unless we strike at & dismantle the Leftist opinion manufacturing centers of the media & the universities, we'll just have another long Post-Reagan slide of Bush RINOs leading to a new Obama.
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at June 19, 2017 02:43 PM (q6jjE)
Posted by: Bat Wielding Lesbians of Evergreen State College at June 19, 2017 02:43 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: mx4 at June 19, 2017 02:44 PM (xjaxm)
How do we get rid of Title IX?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2017 02:31 PM (NOIQH)
That POS will take an act of congress and Republican never undo acts passed by Democrats.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 19, 2017 02:44 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 19, 2017 02:44 PM (ILitO)
Funny about that. If you actually have nine inches you have to upgrade to about eleven or else you hear this -- "Oh, my Gawd, I've seen nine inches before, but that's the longest nine inches I've ever seen."
Which leads me to being a slightly suspicious some of my brethren may be taking liberties with the truth.
Posted by: The Guy Who Always Has Something at June 19, 2017 02:37 PM (HTdUD)
I saw something recently that the internet has convinced people that "nine inches" is now the gold standard. A few years ago it was "eight" and a couple years before that, "seven." It really closer to six in reality, but the combination of guys telling their girlfriends they have eight inches when they are really six --plus the fact that girls are terrible at estimating size--leads them to overstate their lovers penis size.
Until they break up, then they cut three inches off...
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 02:44 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 19, 2017 02:44 PM (C52a9)
Have you no shame?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 19, 2017 02:45 PM (OLhLn)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 19, 2017 02:42 PM (ckk1c)
______
idiomatic expression?
Posted by: IP at June 19, 2017 02:45 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: josephistan at June 19, 2017 02:45 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 19, 2017 02:45 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Campus Rape Activist at June 19, 2017 02:45 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: MAGA at June 19, 2017 02:46 PM (LQ1Q3)
She's straight as a string, but even she knows That One Punchline.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 19, 2017 02:46 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 19, 2017 02:46 PM (OLhLn)
Record of my favorite blues
Posted by: josephistan at June 19, 2017 02:45 PM (7HtZB)
It was "Big Ten Inch (Record)' --a sly reference to the size of a 78 rpm single...
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 02:46 PM (7uYFy)
Really, though, did JEB! ever have much of a chance?
He might've, once. He had the big-money donors, or could've. But
then there was talk of the Invisible Primary and whatnot, and casting
light on a system like that defangs it, or causes it to mutate, or
something.
That's my hypothesis. Jeb! was kinda-sorta Next in Line, so he was, on paper, a favorite.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 19, 2017 02:35 PM (u0s1P)
He had all those big money donors in the NE until he kept losing primary after primary. He never got off the ground because the Republican base hated his ass.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 19, 2017 02:46 PM (mpXpK)
Apparently, there is a huge backlog.
The other solution was to hire every SJW available.
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at June 19, 2017 02:47 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 19, 2017 02:48 PM (TwwWO)
Okay, okay, I like where this is going.
Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 19, 2017 02:43 PM (mf5HN)
Melania dressed as Red Sonja.
Yowza.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Beat the Heat with a Frozen Covfefe from the Outrage Outlet! at June 19, 2017 02:48 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Old MacDonald at June 19, 2017 02:48 PM (4AVeu)
Yowza.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Beat the Heat with a Frozen Covfefe from the Outrage Outlet! at June 19, 2017 02:48 PM (hLRSq)
Heh. McTurtle would crap in his pants..
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2017 02:49 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 19, 2017 02:49 PM (C52a9)
You'll lose seven inches your first month!
--Diet ad for "guys who don't like...to cook!"
They were going to cut those inches off, no matter where the guy started out.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 19, 2017 02:49 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Nurse Ratched at June 19, 2017 02:49 PM (a1BlU)
Record of my favorite blues
Posted by: josephistan at June 19, 2017 02:45 PM (7HtZB)
It was "Big Ten Inch (Record)' --a sly reference to the size of a 78 rpm single...
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 02:46 PM (7uYFy)
Hey, I'm doing the best with what I got.
Posted by: josephistan at June 19, 2017 02:49 PM (7HtZB)
Back 2 School 2- they are just sitting there waiting for you to take their money.
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at June 19, 2017 02:49 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: josephistan at June 19, 2017 02:49 PM (7HtZB)
At least it's not a CD.....
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 02:50 PM (7uYFy)
93,000,000 young women on campus will be raped tonight.
Posted by: Terry McAuliffe at June 19, 2017 02:50 PM (HTdUD)
==
The late, great John "Stumpy" Pepys (1943-1969).
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 19, 2017 02:49 PM (C52a9)
Was he the one who died in the bizarre gardening accident?
Posted by: josephistan at June 19, 2017 02:50 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: ShainS at June 19, 2017 02:51 PM (+GDdx)
Posted by: Terry McAuliffe at June 19, 2017 02:50 PM (HTdUD)
And then the rapists will go out and shoot 93,000,000.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 02:51 PM (7uYFy)
-
Do I have to do it in triplicate?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 19, 2017 02:51 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 19, 2017 02:52 PM (4AVeu)
People really say that to each other-?
"My dick is nine inches. It's gold standard,baby"
"I only date men who have a nine inch dick"
"You seem like an interesting, intelligent, attractive fellow, but I'm going to whip out a tape measure and if it's 8.5 inches- I'm leaving never to return"
Thank you, Gawd, I never had these kinds of discussions.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 02:52 PM (qES5k)
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Yeah, the Title IX kangaroo courts are going to be particularly popular with a President who is going through Round 27 of the Russia Russia Russia infestigation.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 19, 2017 02:52 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: Roy at June 19, 2017 02:52 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: This...is CNN at June 19, 2017 02:52 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 19, 2017 02:48 PM (TwwWO)
Yup. When they all believe that a) all men are rapists and b) every claim of rape is true, the approach is going to be pretty much the same.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 02:52 PM (0mRoj)
It will be all the rage on Twitter. Just below political terrorism against Republicans
Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2017 02:53 PM (dr4xE)
Posted by: Elvis at June 19, 2017 02:53 PM (4AVeu)
"I only date men who have a nine inch dick"
"You seem like an interesting, intelligent, attractive fellow, but I'm going to whip out a tape measure and if it's 8.5 inches- I'm leaving never to return"
===
And the thread picks right back up from the previous thread asking the question : " what do women want?"
I love the way this place operates.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 19, 2017 02:54 PM (C52a9)
So you get about a dozen people with air horns to go to the play.
One person sets off their horn until they are kicked out.
A few minutes later, another one sets theirs off until they are removed.
Repeat.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 19, 2017 02:54 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Garrett at June 19, 2017 02:54 PM (472BW)
Umm..no, I don't think they do. I think it's ludicrous
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 02:55 PM (qES5k)
"I only date men who have a nine inch dick"
"You seem like an interesting, intelligent, attractive fellow, but I'm going to whip out a tape measure and if it's 8.5 inches- I'm leaving never to return"
===
And the thread picks right back up from the previous thread asking the question : " what do women want?"
I love the way this place operates.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 19, 2017 02:54 PM (C52a9)
Which Moron said "ten inches of wallet beats ten inches of dick"?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 02:55 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: James Gold "Finger" Bond at June 19, 2017 02:55 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 02:52 PM (qES5k)
Yes, you are blessed. I have found hope in prayer however.
I simply pray before every time that I know that I may have a sexual encounter that my mate does not insist on nine inches.
Because I'd hate to have to cut two inches off.
Posted by: The Guy Who Always Has Something "Right Here" in the Front of His Pants at June 19, 2017 02:55 PM (HTdUD)
===
If I am going to get tried in kangaroo court for a word, my word is "Poontang".
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 19, 2017 02:55 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Beat the Heat with a Frozen Covfefe from the Outrage Outlet! at June 19, 2017 02:55 PM (hLRSq)
"My dick is nine inches. It's gold standard,baby"
"I only date men who have a nine inch dick"
"You seem like an interesting, intelligent, attractive fellow, but I'm going to whip out a tape measure and if it's 8.5 inches- I'm leaving never to return"
Thank you, Gawd, I never had these kinds of discussions.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 02:52 PM (qES5k)
ON the internet, yes.
On the other hand, sending selfies of erections is supposed to be a thing today for prospective. Hook-ups. I'm told girls request them sometimes.
I can't get my head around that either.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 02:55 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 19, 2017 02:55 PM (B/TAe)
Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at June 19, 2017 02:56 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 02:55 PM (0mRoj)
_____
My guess is one with only 5 inches of either.
Posted by: IP at June 19, 2017 02:56 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Garrett at June 19, 2017 02:56 PM (472BW)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 19, 2017 02:55 PM (C52a9)
You animal.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 02:56 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: RioBravo at June 19, 2017 02:56 PM (OmhcY)
Even better than air horns - vuvuzelas
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2017 02:56 PM (a0IVu)
93,000,000 young women on campus will be raped tonight.
Posted by: Terry McAuliffe at June 19, 2017 02:50 PM (HTdUD)
Biden's visiting?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2017 02:56 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Asian Shrimp Restaurant at June 19, 2017 02:39 PM (HTdUD)
Wong.
Too wong. Especially since there's a "9 inch" discussion in the thread, which is way too wong.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here and I Hate Guns, Racism, and Especially Homelessness and Moron Robbie at June 19, 2017 02:57 PM (c2K1w)
Posted by: Roy at June 19, 2017 02:57 PM (7n4KQ)
I hear It's an up and coming area in the legal field.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2017 02:57 PM (dr4xE)
I'm going with "Semprini".
Posted by: Sporkatus at June 19, 2017 02:57 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Garrett at June 19, 2017 02:56 PM (472BW)
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Well, stop reading dammit!
Posted by: RioBravo at June 19, 2017 02:57 PM (OmhcY)
Posted by: Beavis at June 19, 2017 02:57 PM (so+oy)
"My dick is nine inches. It's gold standard,baby"
"I only date men who have a nine inch dick"
"You seem like an interesting, intelligent, attractive fellow, but I'm going to whip out a tape measure and if it's 8.5 inches- I'm leaving never to return"
Thank you, Gawd, I never had these kinds of discussions.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Thank you, Gawd, I rarely have any other kinds of discussions!
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 19, 2017 02:58 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 19, 2017 02:58 PM (B/TAe)
Everyone in between will take the ten inches of wallet.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 02:58 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Terry McAuliffe
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Slow down, Terry.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 19, 2017 02:58 PM (C52a9)
===============
Its comments like this, that makes me wish that the View would be required to read this thread live on the air.
Posted by: simplemind at June 19, 2017 02:59 PM (9zpJh)
People really say that to each other-?
"My dick is nine inches. It's gold standard,baby"
"I only date men who have a nine inch dick"
"You seem like an interesting, intelligent, attractive fellow, but I'm going to whip out a tape measure and if it's 8.5 inches- I'm leaving never to return"
Does that count the flexible extension?
Posted by: Twisted Bastige at June 19, 2017 02:59 PM (uBQPh)
Posted by: Terry McAuliffe
And then they'll be killed by guns!
Posted by: tu3031 at June 19, 2017 02:59 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 19, 2017 02:59 PM (B/TAe)
Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2017 02:59 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 02:55 PM (0mRoj)
_____
My guess is one with only 5 inches of either.
Posted by: IP at June 19, 2017 02:56 PM (UmSfZ)
These days my wallet is making my dick look pretty good by comparison...
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 02:59 PM (0mRoj)
Totea conservative scarf-giving spergs at fapplebees won't know what to do now.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 19, 2017 02:59 PM (TwwWO)
Yes, that definitely the best pick up line ever. Go up to an attractive woman and say that as your first comment, "My dick is 11 inches long". Were I 20-30 and interested in being picked up I would have said "Great. My stride is 12 inches. Bye" and turned and walked out.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 02:59 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: RioBravo at June 19, 2017 02:56 PM (OmhcY)
Yes. Please fill out your SF69 in triplicate - typed no errors - and your license to make whoopee will be forwarded to you in 6 to 12 months.
This window is closed.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Beat the Heat with a Frozen Covfefe from the Outrage Outlet! at June 19, 2017 02:59 PM (hLRSq)
Even better than air horns - vuvuzelas
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2017 02:56 PM (a0IVu)
There's all kinds of ways to make a noisy spectacle of oneself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnp46b6D74Y
Posted by: josephistan at June 19, 2017 02:59 PM (7HtZB)
They live inside of my head
The
They come to me in my bed
The
They're coming to arrest me
Oh no
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 19, 2017 03:00 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at June 19, 2017 03:00 PM (nFwvY)
Pretty much. Feature, not bug.
The creation of a whole bunch of new _zampolit_ positions.
Enforcing strict ideological conformity and political correctness, and yielding hundreds of thousands of cushy make-work jobs for persons otherwise unemployable outside academia.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 19, 2017 03:00 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 19, 2017 03:00 PM (Q6Lfj)
Basically the entire liberal agenda has been through the courts and we still just play defense with that branch of government.
Posted by: Maritime at June 19, 2017 03:00 PM (IDhq0)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:00 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 02:59 PM (0mRoj)
I hear you bro. The only thing is, I'm not sure if that's good or bad...
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 03:00 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Only the punch line at June 19, 2017 03:01 PM (ckk1c)
Posted by: Terry McAuliffe
____________________________________
At a conception rate of 50 percent, with a 25% markup per abortion, factoring in organ harvest price of $10,000 per . . .
. . . Happy Days Are Here Again!
Posted by: Accountant at Planned Parenthood at June 19, 2017 03:01 PM (4AVeu)
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Its comments like this, that makes me wish that the View would be required to read this thread live on the air.
Posted by: simplemind at June 19, 2017 02:59 PM (9zpJh)
Which host up and quits first, and after how many shows?
I'd venture a guess but I don't even know all the hosts anymore.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 19, 2017 03:01 PM (72PAC)
No disrespect to 10-inch wallets, but I've heard tell of gym socks beating all manner of dicks, large and small. Seems to me a dick is about the easiest thing to beat. Try to go a day without a million dicks getting beaten all over the planet by just about anything you can imagine.
Posted by: mx4 at June 19, 2017 03:02 PM (xjaxm)
I see you go for the literalist interpretation! ;^)
No guy who actually says that as a pick up line cares what the girls stride is. He just knows he's been dissed. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 03:02 PM (qES5k)
GA-6!
Man, that one is truly on the proverbial knife's edge, I think. Handel would probably do a little better if she lost about 10 kilograms of suet. I pin my hopes on Ralph Reed, i.e., the General Guderian of evangelical turnout operations.
Posted by: mnw at June 19, 2017 03:02 PM (7T5tR)
Posted by: College Administrator at June 19, 2017 03:02 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 02:59 PM (qES5k)
You must have really short legs.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:00 PM (0mRoj)
Geisha.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2017 03:02 PM (tbOMB)
This is what happens when a few highly placed zealots are put in charge of regulation; they make college campuses mini law enforcement agencies - law enforcement agencies run with Gestapo tactics.
Posted by: Wendy at June 19, 2017 03:03 PM (bpemY)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 03:03 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 02:59 PM (qES5k)
You don't win a hell of a lot of foot races, do ya' ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 19, 2017 03:03 PM (a94gW)
===
*sigh*
"I must be the loneliest millionaire in the world. "
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 19, 2017 03:03 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: RioBravo at June 19, 2017 02:56 PM (OmhcY)
Yes. Please fill out your SF69 in triplicate - typed no errors - and your license to make whoopee will be forwarded to you in 6 to 12 months.
This window is closed.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Beat the Heat with a Frozen Covfefe from the Outrage Outlet! at June 19, 2017 02:59 PM (hLRSq)
This is a good point -- does the sex bureaucracy issue licenses, like a hunting license with a bag limit, or does it issue permits such that you have to get a new permit for each sex act?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 19, 2017 03:03 PM (RD7QR)
----------------------------
Calling for a shut down
all throughout the town
Posted by: Todd Akin at June 19, 2017 03:03 PM (OmhcY)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 03:03 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Pancake at June 19, 2017 03:04 PM (LPFcl)
Even better than air horns - vuvuzelas
Posted by: IC
****
True, but much harder to conceal.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 19, 2017 03:04 PM (0x/TW)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 19, 2017 03:03 PM (RD7QR)
They're not prospective. Retroactive only. And depends entirely on the whim of the girl you had sex with.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:04 PM (0mRoj)
I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit.
Posted by: Han(d) Solo at June 19, 2017 03:04 PM (Q6Lfj)
O.k. Wise guy. Change the number to the most appropriate one. ;^) and don't use that line about the length of your dick on women in the bar. ;^).
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 03:04 PM (qES5k)
There are some groups but I agree. Fight fire with fire. Have the Right lawyer up and have some rich Righties buy media properties.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Beat the Heat with a Frozen Covfefe from the Outrage Outlet! at June 19, 2017 03:04 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 19, 2017 03:05 PM (ckk1c)
Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2017 03:05 PM (zLDYs)
issue licenses, like a hunting license with a bag limit, or does it
issue permits such that you have to get a new permit for each sex act?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 19, 2017 03:03 PM (RD7QR)
The founders would have never stood erect for this!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2017 03:05 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 19, 2017 03:05 PM (B/TAe)
Man, that one is truly on the proverbial knife's edge, I think. Handel would probably do a little better if she lost about 10 kilograms of suet. I pin my hopes on Ralph Reed, i.e., the General Guderian of evangelical turnout operations.
Posted by: mnw
++++
I really do think you're going to see the agenda completely stall out if Handel loses, but that has more to do with our spineless GOP in Congress than reading tea leaves in a district that went for Trump by like 1% point.
I would LOVE to see liberals lose that one, it would shatter them
Posted by: Maritime at June 19, 2017 03:05 PM (IDhq0)
This is the sort of thing said by the sort of person who has never had to.
IYGWIM.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 19, 2017 03:05 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Obiwan Kenobi at June 19, 2017 03:06 PM (0mRoj)
Cis-men are so stupid.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 19, 2017 03:06 PM (xAvrH)
done this much as opposed to leaving everything in place because
Fairness.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Beat the Heat with a Frozen Covfefe from the Outrage Outlet! at June 19, 2017 02:25 PM (hLRSq)
+++
Really, though, did JEB! ever have much of a chance?
.
.
.
.He never had a chance and everyone knew it except the big donor class in DC. They threw metric butt tons of cash at his campaign.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 19, 2017 03:06 PM (0pcwX)
Mandate that all criminal accusations be handled by the police.
Frame it as taking the accusations seriously and preemptively accuse the opposition of wanting to protect rapists and of hating women.
Posted by: The Collegiate Hat at June 19, 2017 03:06 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at June 19, 2017 02:56 PM (4AVeu)
Say, how would you like to earn 12 bucks the hard way?
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 19, 2017 03:06 PM (dargh)
Yes, that definitely the best pick up line ever. Go up to an attractive woman and say that as your first comment, "My dick is 11 inches long". Were I 20-30 and interested in being picked up I would have said "Great. My stride is 12 inches. Bye" and turned and walked out.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 02:59 PM (qES5k)
You would be right. People throw around inches like they are nothing. Take out a ruler. Nine inches is pretty fucking huge. 11 is unheard of in the real world...
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 03:06 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: yankeefifth
See? This is why this place is so fun. I know exactly what that means. Five non-PC words. Maybe two non-PC, three neutral.
Posted by: The Guy Who Always Has Something at June 19, 2017 03:06 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:04 PM (0mRoj)
Married guys for the win.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2017 03:07 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 19, 2017 03:05 PM (B/TAe)
That's sexual assault. As is looking too long.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:07 PM (0mRoj)
________________________________
A little penicillin and that vuvuzela will clear right up in a week or two.
Posted by: Dr. Don Juan at June 19, 2017 03:07 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 19, 2017 03:07 PM (ckk1c)
Posted by: IP at June 19, 2017 03:07 PM (UmSfZ)
Gov. Jerry Brown and state politicians will receive a 3 percent pay hike starting in December, their fifth raise in as many years as California's budget picture continues to improve.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 19, 2017 03:07 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe
****
Homeless people, only some with airhorns.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 19, 2017 03:08 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:04 PM (0mRoj)
Married guys for the win.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2017 03:07 PM (tbOMB)
Celibacy is indeed one solution.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:08 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
_____
We would still be playing the game that if we made nice with the media (aka democrat operatives with bylines) we could somehow win.
Posted by: Maritime at June 19, 2017 03:08 PM (IDhq0)
O.K. Now I'm getting an image of men sitting around in a group measuring their dicks with tape measures.
This is not an erotic image but the other ettes may disagree.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 03:08 PM (qES5k)
===
Yeah she is less than inspiring.
Vote for Ossoff: It'll Be His First Real Job
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 19, 2017 03:08 PM (C52a9)
You would be right. People throw around inches
like they are nothing. Take out a ruler. Nine inches is pretty fucking
huge. 11 is unheard of in the real world...
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 03:06 PM (7uYFy)
I believe one 'ette described the categories as "inadequate", "adequate", and "DEAR GOD KEEP THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!"
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 19, 2017 03:09 PM (fKWf6)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 19, 2017 03:05 PM (ckk1c)
How does that work. Are a few generic shakes in the general direction of the cabinet sufficient ... or do you have to do a specific number of shakes at each firearm ?
What about ammo ? Accesories like cleaning kits and range bags ? Do the optics get their own shakes ?
So confusing ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 19, 2017 03:09 PM (a94gW)
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Nope. Pretty sure that was Brett Favre.
Posted by: simplemind at June 19, 2017 03:09 PM (tRvba)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 19, 2017 03:03 PM (RD7QR)
A license with a limited number of tags per the season. After scoring you must take your tagged partner to be inspected by a Consensual Officer to ensure compliance with all mating regulations.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Beat the Heat with a Frozen Covfefe from the Outrage Outlet! at June 19, 2017 03:09 PM (hLRSq)
I would LOVE to see liberals lose that one, it would shatter them
Posted by: Maritime at June 19, 2017 03:05 PM (IDhq0)
#OH02 2015 special election.
Posted by: The Electoral Hat at June 19, 2017 03:09 PM (vBeA5)
I'd say "fist bump," bro, but that would be pretty ghey wouldn't it.
And you know what they say about chicks with a 12 inch stride?
That's right. It's always the quiet ones.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 19, 2017 03:09 PM (H5rtT)
O.K. Now I'm getting an image of men sitting around in a group measuring their dicks with tape measures.
This is not an erotic image but the other ettes may disagree.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 03:08 PM (qES5k)
Tape measure? I needed a surveyor crew.
Posted by: Peter North at June 19, 2017 03:09 PM (0mRoj)
This is not an erotic image but the other ettes may disagree.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 03:08 PM (qES5k)
What kind of tape measure?
Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 19, 2017 03:09 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
I would have told those donors exactly that for a mere FRACTION of the cash they through at Jeb.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 03:09 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 19, 2017 03:10 PM (C52a9)
===
Yeah she is less than inspiring.
Vote for Ossoff: It'll Be His First Real Job
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her!
+++++
So the last election, there were more votes in total for Republican candidates than Ossoff, correct?
Posted by: Maritime at June 19, 2017 03:10 PM (IDhq0)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 19, 2017 03:10 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 19, 2017 03:10 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 03:10 PM (0wem/)
-
Hard part is you gotta win the lottery.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 19, 2017 03:10 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Beat the Heat with a Frozen Covfefe from the Outrage Outlet! at June 19, 2017 03:09 PM (hLRSq)
*takes notes*
Posted by: Chelshire Clinton at June 19, 2017 03:11 PM (HTdUD)
The kind that snaps back and is in a metal container. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 03:11 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: IC
****
True, but much harder to conceal.
______________________________________
Uh, no.
Posted by: Madonna at June 19, 2017 03:11 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 19, 2017 03:11 PM (ckk1c)
Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 19, 2017 03:11 PM (mf5HN)
not a bad metaphor for the average meeting in our IT department
I guess that is why they are called staff meetings
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 19, 2017 03:11 PM (B/TAe)
This is not an erotic image but the other ettes may disagree.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 03:08 PM (qES5k)
No guys don't use tape measures because they are too accurate. Most guys just jam a hard plastic ruler into their groin to the point of injury just to get every last fraction of an inch....
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 03:12 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 19, 2017 03:03 PM (RD7QR)
A license with a limited number of tags per the season. After scoring you must take your tagged partner to be inspected by a Consensual Officer to ensure compliance with all mating regulations.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Beat the Heat with a Frozen Covfefe from the Outrage Outlet! at June 19, 2017 03:09 PM (hLRSq)
[Bureaucrat in suit, cupping breast of young woman and speaking to young man] Right. So was there breast cupping? That's not covered by your license, you know.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 19, 2017 03:12 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 03:12 PM (qES5k)
starting in December, their fifth raise in as many years"
The Democrats in Sackamanura just slapped us with fat new taxes on gasoline and diesel, plus increased car registration fees. They said the money would go to "fix the roads". Snort.
The tiny atrophied appendix which is all that's left of the Republican Party in this state didn't even bother with any ineffectual squeaking and beeping of protest. No point to it. This is a de facto one-party satrapy now, thanks to immigration, and Democrats simply do what they want.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 19, 2017 03:12 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2017 03:07 PM (tbOMB)
Celibacy is indeed one solution.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:08 PM (0mRoj)
Sigh...
[x] True
[] Not True
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 19, 2017 03:12 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 03:11 PM (qES5k)
I see no possible way that could go wrong.
Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 19, 2017 03:12 PM (mf5HN)
You're gonna wanna be real careful how you fill out that form.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 19, 2017 03:13 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at June 19, 2017 03:13 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 03:12 PM (7uYFy)
Like measuring a cat's tail ... tip to asshole.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 19, 2017 03:13 PM (a94gW)
Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 19, 2017 03:11 PM (mf5HN)
You are correct. Wow, that's weird.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Beat the Heat with a Frozen Covfefe from the Outrage Outlet! at June 19, 2017 03:13 PM (hLRSq)
Yeah nothing that can snap back is getting close to my junk.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 19, 2017 03:14 PM (ckk1c)
the depression would be glorious.
Plus, those a-holes might then re-think their tripling down on violence and murder threats as an electoral strategy.
So....Go Handel!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2017 03:14 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 19, 2017 03:11 PM (mf5HN)
Because you were already in there waiting for it?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 19, 2017 03:14 PM (fKWf6)
Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 19, 2017 03:11 PM (mf5HN)
Absolutely. And we will always never either confirm or deny that the letters b u k a k e ever appeared in any comment from you when someone took offense.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 19, 2017 03:14 PM (HTdUD)
If properly done, manscaping can reveal the mysterious "hidden inch and a half"
Posted by: IP at June 19, 2017 03:14 PM (UmSfZ)
Yeah nothing that can snap back is getting close to my junk.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 19, 2017 03:14 PM (ckk1c)
Sworn off women have you?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:14 PM (0mRoj)
OK guys, remember to set the lock on before letting go of the tape. Trust me, you don't want that metal monster pulling hairs.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 19, 2017 03:14 PM (Q6Lfj)
accurate. Most guys just jam a hard plastic ruler into their groin to
the point of injury just to get every last fraction of an inch....
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 03:12 PM (7uYFy)
Remember when NASA bounced a laser off the moon to accurately measure the distance? I am not saying I showed them how . . . .
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2017 03:14 PM (tbOMB)
OK guys, remember to set the lock on before letting go of the tape. Trust me, you don't want that metal monster pulling hairs.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 19, 2017 03:14 PM (Q6Lfj)
Or giving you a split penis.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:15 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 19, 2017 03:13 PM (a94gW)
-----------------------------
Thanks, but don't need unsolicited tips.
Posted by: Asshole at June 19, 2017 03:15 PM (OmhcY)
And, we're going to see more and more male students claiming a violation of their rights under Title IX.
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 19, 2017 03:15 PM (ZQpd0)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 19, 2017 03:15 PM (ckk1c)
.
.
.
.Yes, Republicans cast more votes during the Primary than Democrats did.
Having said that, it appears there were tons of cross over dem voters trying to confuse the Republican vote.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 19, 2017 03:15 PM (0pcwX)
*smashes hobby horse some more*
This is like Barney Fife yelling "Title Nine! Title Nine!"
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 19, 2017 03:16 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 19, 2017 03:16 PM (a94gW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 19, 2017 03:16 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2017 03:16 PM (39g3+)
A threesome in Brooklyn turned deadly Monday after one of the participants began filming the encounter, sparking a brutal attack with baseball bats and knives, police sources said.
The bloodshed in Park Slope left a 20-year-old dead of three stab wounds in the chest and back.
He collapsed in the first-floor hallway of a building at 16th St. and Seventh Ave., where earlier he'd indulged in the steamy sexcapade with a 21-year-old man and a woman.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 19, 2017 03:16 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2017 03:14 PM (tbOMB)
We will do it again. Only this time we will write Property of USA on the moon with the laser.
Because Trump.
MAGA
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Beat the Heat with a Frozen Covfefe from the Outrage Outlet! at June 19, 2017 03:16 PM (hLRSq)
Fuck these cowards. They are literally helping the Marxists by lying like this.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 19, 2017 03:17 PM (2qHjF)
It was all about electing Hillary, which was also why we had the timing of the Rolling Stone article when we did.
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2017 03:17 PM (OdHXU)
Posted by: Japanese-Irish Guy in a Speedo Who Just Climbed Out of a Cold Pool and takes high blood pressure med at June 19, 2017 03:17 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2017 03:18 PM (OdHXU)
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 19, 2017 03:18 PM (9xFrC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 19, 2017 03:18 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 19, 2017 03:11 PM (mf5HN)
isn't signing the siren song that lures the thread into the gutter and on to the rocks of vulgarity, as the lone cob lashed to the mast struggles to right the thread to decency, a point of pride?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 03:18 PM (0wem/)
Heh. Thanks. I still have a few left.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:19 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 19, 2017 03:19 PM (TwwWO)
You.
All.
Posted by: Japanese-Irish Guy in a Speedo Who Just Climbed Out of a Cold Pool and takes high blood pressure med at June 19, 2017 03:17 PM (4AVeu)
Ummm...yeah, good luck with that.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:19 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: NCKate at June 19, 2017 03:19 PM (YZr8V)
If properly done, manscaping can reveal the mysterious "hidden inch and a half"
Posted by: IP at June 19, 2017 03:14 PM (UmSfZ)
Lose 20 pounds for another inch and a half. That's what I did.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 03:19 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 19, 2017 03:20 PM (+aCe4)
A threesome in Brooklyn turned deadly Monday after one of the
participants began filming the encounter, sparking a brutal attack with
baseball bats and knives, police sources said.
The bloodshed in Park Slope left a 20-year-old dead of three stab wounds in the chest and back.
He collapsed in the first-floor hallway of a building at 16th St.
and Seventh Ave., where earlier he'd indulged in the steamy sexcapade
with a 21-year-old man and a woman.
Good riddance to idiots.
This shit doesn't work in the long run. Every non-monogamous person I've met over the years has either been crazy, stupid, narcissistic, or seriously emotionally damaged.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 19, 2017 03:20 PM (fKWf6)
Well obviously, all executive branch actions are subject to judicial approval.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2017 03:20 PM (39g3+)
I'm 6'2" tall, but was told "no you must be 6'5", because my husband is 6'2" and you are three or four inches taller than him"
Posted by: wooga at June 19, 2017 03:20 PM (AS22e)
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2017 03:20 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 19, 2017 03:20 PM (xAvrH)
what he say, mon.
Posted by: Barbadian man who just saw the morning Hillary nood at June 19, 2017 03:20 PM (B/TAe)
A threesome in Brooklyn turned deadly Monday after one of the participants began filming the encounter, sparking a brutal attack with baseball bats and knives, police sources said.
The bloodshed in Park Slope left a 20-year-old dead of three stab wounds in the chest and back.
He collapsed in the first-floor hallway of a building at 16th St. and Seventh Ave., where earlier he'd indulged in the steamy sexcapade with a 21-year-old man and a woman.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 19, 2017 03:16 PM (Nwg0u)
The girl was in the room but she didn't do it.
Posted by: Amanda Knox at June 19, 2017 03:21 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 19, 2017 03:21 PM (fKWf6)
Posted by: Sum Ting Wong, Asian Activist at June 19, 2017 03:21 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: bjmugggs at June 19, 2017 03:21 PM (e44Qj)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 19, 2017 03:21 PM (a94gW)
You.
All.
Posted by: Japanese-Irish Guy in a Speedo Who Just Climbed Out of a Cold Pool and takes high blood pressure med
****
Don't get short with us.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 19, 2017 03:21 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 03:22 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2017 03:18 PM (OdHXU)
------------------------------------
Follows along like the Abraham Lincoln Brigade and George Washington Battalion. Well, except those were actual units not simply jerkwads.
Posted by: RioBravo at June 19, 2017 03:22 PM (OmhcY)
Posted by: NCKate at June 19, 2017 03:19 PM (YZr8V)
*steps forward*
Alright ladies. Into the showers. For your own safety.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2017 03:22 PM (tbOMB)
They used to have something that covered sex with one partner permanently. Now what was that called? A something license. Even had a ceremony that went with it, I think.
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2017 03:22 PM (OdHXU)
I would LOVE to see liberals lose that one, it would shatter them
Posted by: Maritime at June 19, 2017 03:05
What bugs me is all of our betters on TV keep talking about what a REp district this is and it would be terrible for them if they loose. Yet none of them mention that the district was redrawn in 2012. It's simply not the same district where Bush got 70% in 2008.
It's almost like they're being disingenuous or something.
Posted by: Farmer at June 19, 2017 03:22 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: wooga at June 19, 2017 03:20 PM (AS22e)
That's exactly how it works...
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 03:23 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Paolo at June 19, 2017 03:23 PM (B/TAe)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 03:23 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: My Life with Thrill Kill Kult at June 19, 2017 03:23 PM (472BW)
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2017 03:22 PM (OdHXU)
That just takes sex out of the equation entirely.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:23 PM (0mRoj)
I smell even more money in said gloves with smaller-than-standard measurements.
Frankly the goofy stuff women come up with to estimate a man's wang are as silly as the men lying about it or bragging.
You measure from his chin to his Adam's apple ad multiply by the length of his earlobe in millimeters, the subtract the number of hairs between his eyebrows...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2017 03:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2017 03:24 PM (a0IVu)
permanently. Now what was that called? A something license. Even had a
ceremony that went with it, I think.
Permanent sex?
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
gasp
faints
Posted by: IP at June 19, 2017 03:24 PM (UmSfZ)
Filming... like with a thin coat of some viscous material?
Posted by: Hillary at June 19, 2017 03:24 PM (472BW)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 19, 2017 03:25 PM (WmgTn)
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2017 03:22 PM (OdHXU)
If you ever think of the name, I'm pretty sure the married morons here would be interested in it.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2017 03:25 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Hillary at June 19, 2017 03:24 PM (472BW)
There probably was that too.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:25 PM (0mRoj)
into the gutter and on to the rocks of vulgarity, as the lone cob lashed
to the mast struggles to right the thread to decency, a point of pride?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 03:18 PM (0wem/)
Eloquent.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 19, 2017 03:25 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Hillary at June 19, 2017 03:24 PM (472BW)
___________________________________
You forgot the *hic*
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 19, 2017 03:26 PM (4AVeu)
Thank you great spray tanned one.
Posted by: dananjcon at June 19, 2017 03:26 PM (WLK0w)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 03:18 PM (0wem/)
Well. Yes.
I'm just saying that it's not always me who does it.
Just. You know. Usually.
Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 19, 2017 03:26 PM (mf5HN)
A will, if you're close enough to kicking the bucket.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at June 19, 2017 03:26 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: wooga at June 19, 2017 03:20 PM (AS22e)
I always liked it when women on first date would say to me, "Great, I can wear my highest heels with you".
Some of them, the best ones, worry about stuff like that.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 19, 2017 03:26 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Roy at June 19, 2017 03:27 PM (7n4KQ)
A will, if you're close enough to kicking the bucket.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at June 19, 2017 03:26 PM (oZ6kz)
And a heart condition.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:27 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June
pool is open. why don't you pack some bikini bottoms and come on over?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 03:28 PM (0wem/)
Some of them, the best ones, worry about stuff like that.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 19, 2017 03:26 PM (HTdUD)
Yeah, never going to hear that.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:28 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2017 03:28 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: wth at June 19, 2017 03:28 PM (HgMAr)
When I'm laying down.
Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2017 03:28 PM (472BW)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:15 PM (0mRoj)
You mean a spatchedcock?
I'll let myself out.
Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 19, 2017 03:28 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 03:28 PM (0wem/)
Lots of influence these folks have and its negligent of them and down right malicious to be lying about the Alt-Right (Dog whistling meaning Trump supporters) are just as bad as The Left/Marxists.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 19, 2017 03:28 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2017 03:28 PM (KUaJL)
I could never figure out why women were fascinated with my height. Its not like it was some grand achievement. I didn't lie on racks to stretch out in my youth or something, it just happened.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2017 03:28 PM (39g3+)
http://tinyurl.com/yccc99va
Posted by: josephistan at June 19, 2017 03:28 PM (7HtZB)
the depression would be glorious.
Plus, those a-holes might then re-think their tripling down on violence and murder threats as an electoral strategy.
So....Go Handel!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2017 03:14 PM (NyJwR)
Even winning won't placate them but losing will send them even further left and more extreme.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2017 03:28 PM (493sH)
__________________________________
A birth certificate for your sister?
Posted by: West Virginia at June 19, 2017 03:29 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: V the K at June 19, 2017 03:29 PM (O7MnT)
Thank you great spray tanned one.
Posted by: dananjcon at June 19, 2017 03:26 PM (WLK0w)
We went too early.
Posted by: The Bundy and Weaver Memorial Fund at June 19, 2017 03:29 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: Farmer at June 19, 2017 03:22 PM
Unpossible!
Posted by: MFM at June 19, 2017 03:29 PM (DMUuz)
I could never figure out why women were fascinated with my height. Its not like it was some grand achievement. I didn't lie on racks to stretch out in my youth or something, it just happened.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2017 03:28 PM (39g3+)
You ungrateful sonofa...
Posted by: Procrustes at June 19, 2017 03:29 PM (0mRoj)
I believe you must had sex at least four times times during your marriage, IS
I think the men who have had unhappy marriages should form a support group or something. Talk by e-mail. That sort of thing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 03:29 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at June 19, 2017 03:29 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 03:29 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 19, 2017 03:21 PM (fKWf6)
If the glove don't fit... blame the washing machine.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2017 03:30 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 19, 2017 03:30 PM (TwwWO)
CNN says Pajam Boy is up 7 in the GA -6
Posted by: V the K at June 19, 2017 03:29 PM (O7MnT)
Seriously? ugh.
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2017 03:30 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: simplemind at June 19, 2017 03:30 PM (9zpJh)
Posted by: Danny Woodburn at June 19, 2017 03:30 PM (HTdUD)
Hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah
Hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 19, 2017 03:30 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:15 PM (0mRoj)
You mean a spatchedcock?
I'll let myself out.
Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 19, 2017 03:28 PM (mf5HN)
Oh dear God.
*rubs temples*
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:30 PM (0mRoj)
.........
What exactly do you guys do down there besides abortions and syphilis treatment?
Posted by: wth at June 19, 2017 03:30 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2017 03:30 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 19, 2017 03:31 PM (ckk1c)
Because they think it connotes a strong, positive personality.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 03:31 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 19, 2017 03:31 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 03:29 PM (qES5k)
We're gonna need a bigger server.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2017 03:31 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2017 03:30 PM (hcyUh) "
I am *not* washing that glove with the rest of the laundry.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at June 19, 2017 03:31 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2017 03:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2017 03:32 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: Insomniac
You need to heighten.
Posted by: Danny Woodburn at June 19, 2017 03:30 PM (HTdUD)
If only it were possible.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 19, 2017 02:23 PM
Certain pharmaceuticals have proven efficacious for me.
Posted by: Coz at June 19, 2017 03:32 PM (DMUuz)
I could never figure out why women were fascinated with my height.
Its not like it was some grand achievement. I didn't lie on racks to
stretch out in my youth or something, it just happened.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2017 03:28 PM (39g3+)
I think it's a couple of reasons. First, taller => bigger and stronger => "like dad" => security. If he's smaller than her it goes the opposite way and she looks like a mom with a kid.
Second, if he's bigger than her, she looks smaller by comparison, and thus flaws are minimized. Plus, she can wear heels and dresses which help make her appear taller and slimmer.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 19, 2017 03:32 PM (fKWf6)
Free mish steaming with every third abortion?
Don't forget to get your card punched before leaving.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2017 03:32 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 19, 2017 03:28 PM (2qHjF)
FIFY
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 19, 2017 03:32 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 03:29 PM (qES5k)
Well, there is this one website that I know of, but the comments section is pretty outdated...
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2017 03:32 PM (KUaJL)
Once again that tryst in Brooklyn was not a threesome. That was a
gangbang. More than one penis eliminates anything from being a
numbersome.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 19, 2017 03:31 PM (ckk1c)
I thought cockfighting was illegal.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2017 03:32 PM (tbOMB)
Because they think it connotes a strong, positive personality.
=======
Or they are doing that thing where they extrapolate penis size from other physical characteristics.
Posted by: simplemind at June 19, 2017 03:32 PM (8GVPW)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at June 19, 2017 03:31 PM (oZ6kz)
Not enough Tide in the world...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2017 03:33 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2017 03:31 PM (tbOMB)
With closed-system nitrogen cooling and multiple dedicated fiber optic lines.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:33 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at June 19, 2017 03:33 PM (472BW)
Nope. Taller men make more money.
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at June 19, 2017 03:34 PM (472BW)
Posted by: V the K at June 19, 2017 03:29 PM (O7MnT)
Yeah, I'd love to see the breakdown of voters in that poll. Why do I suspect subterfuge? Maybe because it's been total bs polls for about the past year and a half.
It's all about voter intimation and trying to get one side to stay home because it's hopeless. Totally transparent.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 19, 2017 03:34 PM (HTdUD)
flounder, I put up a biscuit recipe on the food thread yesterday for you.
Fantastic sausage gravy, and then Pillsbury biscuits? WTF?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2017 03:34 PM (DMUuz)
You probably don't do this, but men are obnoxious who keep saying "I'm 6' 5" or whatever. You can tell how tall a man is without his letting you know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 03:34 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: V the K at June 19, 2017 03:29 PM (O7MnT)
Why only 7? Why isn't he up by 50 points by now?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2017 03:34 PM (KUaJL)
I did attract a lot of girls who had daddy issues :/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2017 03:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2017 03:35 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: V the K
****
Considering the large amount of money the dems have thrown at the election, I would not be surprised.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 19, 2017 03:35 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 19, 2017 03:35 PM (0pcwX)
It's all about voter intimation and trying to get one side to stay home because it's hopeless. Totally transparent.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 19, 2017 03:34 PM (HTdUD)
Dontcha' just love how good those people are at learning from past mistakes?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2017 03:35 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2017 02:31 PM (NOIQH)
======
You don't and you won't.
Posted by: Liberal Judges Everywhere at June 19, 2017 03:35 PM (vg8iE)
______________________________________
The Koran.
Posted by: Aisha, Wife of Muhammed, Mecca Day Care Center at June 19, 2017 03:35 PM (4AVeu)
Totally not true. The biggest I ever saw ( soft, in a locker room) was on a guy 5'5''
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 03:35 PM (7uYFy)
flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2017 03:31 PM
flounder, I put up a biscuit recipe on the food thread yesterday for you.
Fantastic sausage gravy, and then Pillsbury biscuits? WTF?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2017 03:34 PM (DMUuz)
Thanks. I admittedly didn't have a good biscuit recipe. So I'll check yours out.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2017 03:35 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 19, 2017 03:35 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: simplemind at June 19, 2017 03:36 PM (JLuje)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2017 03:34 PM (39g3+) "
Let me know when you find one who doesn't have any, so I can alert Robert Ripley.
*runs*
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at June 19, 2017 03:36 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Sen. Grassley Who Loves Corn Cobs at June 19, 2017 03:36 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 03:29 PM (qES5k)
We could express ourselves. Explore our feelings.
*fills a five-gallon bucket with projectile puke*
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 19, 2017 03:36 PM (a94gW)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 19, 2017 03:28 PM (2qHjF)
FIFY
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 19, 2017 03:32 PM (vBeA5)
This is a dangerous lie. Soumds like you want the Right to be hunted and gunned down like animals.
*Spit*
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 19, 2017 03:36 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: V the K at June 19, 2017 03:29 PM (O7MnT)
Yeah, I'd love to see the breakdown of voters in that poll. Why do I suspect subterfuge? Maybe because it's been total bs polls for about the past year and a half.
It's all about voter intimation and trying to get one side to stay home because it's hopeless. Totally transparent.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June
well, there is no downside to them reporting inaccurate polls to skew the election one way o the other because they have been shown to be so inaccurate in the most recent elections that no one will think worse of them if they are wrong.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 03:36 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2017 03:36 PM (tbOMB)
========
Is it me or does it seem like the Dem is always up 7 in these special election polls?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 19, 2017 03:36 PM (vg8iE)
Trump's administration attacking all fronts of the failure of the left.
I just read over at Breitbart that Jared attended and spoke at the WH tech summit:
White House senior advisor Jared Kushner spoke at the opening of the widely-publicized tech summit, praising the private sector for coming to the White House to discuss policy and tech solutions.
The group would take on "some of the country's biggest challenges" in government during the four-hour meeting and promote changes to to make it function more effectively.
"Together we have set ambitious goals and empowered interagency teams to tackle our objectives," he said. "It's working and it's very exciting."
Kushner appeared eager to promote change in government, saying that he was warned that the federal bureaucracy would resist his efforts.
"So far I have found exactly the opposite," he explained.
Overhaul the government to make it more efficient.
This will take decades... but, let's see what they can agree on and get accomplished.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 19, 2017 03:36 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2017 03:37 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 19, 2017 03:36 PM (a94gW)
Ve veren't rolling! Gottdammit!
Posted by: German filmmaker at June 19, 2017 03:37 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: V the K at June 19, 2017 03:29 PM (O7MnT)
Why only 7? Why isn't he up by 50 points by now?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2017 03:34 PM (KUaJL)
...YOU MIGHT ASK??!!
Posted by: hILLRY o O at June 19, 2017 03:37 PM (HgMAr)
.
.
.And Fox local and WSB has it tied up.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 19, 2017 03:35 PM (0pcwX)
I'm inclined to predict a decisive GOP victory. The only reason I won't is that sooner or later, they are gonna get lucky. Every squirrel gets a nut. Like that white guy attacking the Mosque last night in the UK
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 03:37 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: IP at June 19, 2017 03:37 PM (UmSfZ)
One sage piece of advice was this: Guys, if she asks you to hold "it" next to a credit card and then send a picture, it's not the size she's after.
Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 19, 2017 03:38 PM (mf5HN)
I figure there's a difference between "I love my dad soo much and I compare you to him" and "I never really had a daddy so I hope you're him"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2017 03:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan! at June 19, 2017 03:30 PM
How's the supply of fvcking villas?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2017 03:38 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Sick Pervert who Hijacked this Thread Earlier at June 19, 2017 03:38 PM (4AVeu)
Your mom's digits?
that's Your Mom's digits, Trebek!!!!!
Posted by: simplemind at June 19, 2017 03:38 PM (ELi+R)
One sage piece of advice was this: Guys, if she asks you to hold "it" next to a credit card and then send a picture, it's not the size she's after.
Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 19, 2017 03:38 PM (mf5HN)
Please tell me nobody's actually done this.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:39 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2017 03:35 PM (hcyUh)
Total = [null set] returned.
But still they persist, you have to give them credit for that. Like trying to prove Einstein wrong -- that you actually *can* perform the same experiment over and over and expect different results.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 19, 2017 03:39 PM (HTdUD)
FIFY
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2017 03:39 PM (39g3+)
One sage piece of advice was this: Guys, if she asks you to hold "it" next to a credit card and then send a picture, it's not the size she's after.
Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 19, 2017 03:38 PM (mf5HN)
Of course it is.
Oh wait, you don't mean the size of the credit limit do you.
Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2017 03:39 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: V the K at June 19, 2017 03:29 PM (O7MnT)
...........
We can still give him California, right John?
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at June 19, 2017 03:39 PM (HgMAr)
.
.
.And Fox local and WSB has it tied up.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 19, 2017 03:35 PM (0pcwX)
If he does not win - and bigly - after all of the money and manpower spent there, there are going to be a lot of angry and frustrated people on the Left.
I would not want to be the person they assign blame to for the fiasco.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Beat the Heat with a Frozen Covfefe from the Outrage Outlet! at June 19, 2017 03:39 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 19, 2017 03:40 PM (ckk1c)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:15 PM (0mRoj)
You mean a spatchedcock?
I'll let myself out.
Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 19, 2017 03:28 PM
*golf clap*
Posted by: The Chicken at June 19, 2017 03:40 PM (p+Wdc)
Your mom's digits?
that's Your Mom's digits, Trebek!!!!!
Posted by: simplemind at June 19, 2017 03:38 PM (ELi+R)
Oh, I'm sorry, that needed to be in the form of a question.
Posted by: Alec Trebek at June 19, 2017 03:40 PM (0mRoj)
But are they real ponchos, or Sears ponchos?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2017 03:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 19, 2017 03:11 PM (mf5HN)
Because you were already in there waiting for it?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile
And how would she get out without at least a step stool?
Posted by: Aviator at June 19, 2017 03:40 PM (/Nite)
next to a credit card and then send a picture, it's not the size she's
after.
Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 19, 2017 03:38 PM (mf5HN)
What about a COSTCO card and two gift cards to Chik-Fil-A?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 19, 2017 03:40 PM (fKWf6)
I figure there's a difference between "I love my dad soo much and I compare you to him" and "I never really had a daddy so I hope you're him"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2017 03:38 PM (39g3+)
There's also the "I hate Daddy for making me go to church, etc. etc.!" type.
Posted by: josephistan at June 19, 2017 03:40 PM (7HtZB)
Kill the beast.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2017 03:41 PM (LWu6U)
not like it was some grand achievement. I didn't lie on racks to stretch
out in my youth or something, it just happened.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2017 03:28 PM (39g3+)
You've never understood why a woman wouldn't want her date to be taller than she is, wearing heels? Did you crawl out from under a rock?
Speaking as a woman who had to wait until her junior year in high school before there were more than 2 guys in my class who were taller than I, no, you don't get credit for some grand achievement. Merely saying that it's nice to be able to literally look up to a man.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 19, 2017 03:41 PM (Id9+8)
Unreal.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 19, 2017 03:41 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:39 PM (0mRoj)
Think of what you know about humanity and then consider if this has occurred.
By the insanity of cthulhu, many years about Current Boss had a client show up to his hearing on a misdemeanor pot possession charge wearing a hat that had COCAINE on the front.
Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 19, 2017 03:41 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: jayhawkone at June 19, 2017 03:41 PM (ZD+J8)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 19, 2017 03:36 PM
Much of this thread appears to be concerned about being up 7.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2017 03:41 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 19, 2017 03:32 PM (vBeA5)
This is a dangerous lie. Soumds like you want the Right to be hunted and gunned down like animals.
*Spit*
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 19, 2017 03:36 PM (2qHjF)
The "Alt-Right" aren't actually on the Right, at least not in a substantive way.
Also, how the hell is anything I wrote suggesting that I want people gunned down like animals?
Methinks you are projecting.
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 19, 2017 03:41 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 19, 2017 03:38 PM (mf5HN) "
A Visa Black card makes even the smallest man appear of Holmesian proportions.
Also, joke's on her because she won't be able to see the CVV number on the back!
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at June 19, 2017 03:41 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Sick Pervert who Hijacked this Thread Earlier at June 19, 2017 03:41 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 19, 2017 03:41 PM (Id9+
But not being tall will be held against you, even though it's something you have zero control over.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:42 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: IP at June 19, 2017 03:37 PM (UmSfZ)
We're listening.....
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 03:42 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 03:37 PM (7uYFy)
BACKLASH!!! WE MUST GET TO THE BOTTOM FO THIS
Posted by: Don Lemon with masking tape on his forehead at June 19, 2017 03:42 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2017 03:42 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 19, 2017 03:42 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:39 PM (0mRoj)
Think of what you know about humanity and then consider if this has occurred.
By the insanity of cthulhu, many years about Current Boss had a client show up to his hearing on a misdemeanor pot possession charge wearing a hat that had COCAINE on the front.
Posted by: alexthechick - may grace abound at June 19, 2017 03:41 PM (mf5HN)
Well its not like it had a marijuana leaf on it. Now that would be incriminating.
Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2017 03:43 PM (z/Ubi)
I'm just confused by why they were so amazed and complimentary. Like it was some great accomplishment on my part. Yeah I grew extra, just for you.
Also, joke's on her because she won't be able to see the CVV number on the back!
Lots of places don't even bother.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2017 03:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 19, 2017 03:28 PM (0wem/)
I'll be right over. What's in the bar?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 19, 2017 03:43 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 03:44 PM (qES5k)
She also needs a charisma transplant. She's Jeb Bush in a skirt.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 19, 2017 03:44 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: V the K at June 19, 2017 03:29 PM (O7MnT)
Yeah, I'd love to see the breakdown of voters in that poll. Why do I
suspect subterfuge? Maybe because it's been total bs polls for about
the past year and a half.
It's all about voter intimation and trying to get one side to stay home because it's hopeless. Totally transparent.
.
.
.For starters they polled more people who voted for hillary than for Trump. And it is an Atlanta Constitution Journal poll which was way off last November. They had hillary leading 44-42 right before the election when Trump pulled 51% of the vote to hillary's 45%.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 19, 2017 03:44 PM (0pcwX)
Yeah, exactly. Who you are is who you are, take it or leave it. I'm not going to turn a girl down for having black hair, or being 5'2. Kinda silly, really.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2017 03:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at June 19, 2017 03:45 PM (X+nFp)
Also, joke's on her because she won't be able to see the CVV number on the back!
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at June 19, 2017 03:41 PM (oZ6kz)
Hell, I just got a new Discover card with the chip on it and all the numbers are on the back. Just looking at the front of the card you might think its just one of those fake promotional ones.
Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2017 03:45 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:42 PM (0mRoj)
If I fuck you anyway, will I be absolved of my tallism?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 19, 2017 03:45 PM (Id9+8)
Maybe that's reasonable, Hillary did pull in more votes, if you count the criminals, dead, and non-citizens.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2017 03:46 PM (39g3+)
*scratches chin thoughtfully*
Only one way to find out.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:47 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2017 03:47 PM (z/Ubi)
If she has to gain charisma and lose 30 lbs by tomorrow evening she's in trouble
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 03:48 PM (qES5k)
For any decent poll that shouldn't matter.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 19, 2017 03:49 PM (fKWf6)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 19, 2017 03:45 PM (Id9+
*consults with panel*
We'll accept that answer.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 19, 2017 03:50 PM (a94gW)
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2017 03:51 PM (OdHXU)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 19, 2017 03:36 PM
LOL. Good point!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 03:52 PM (qES5k)
Only one way to find out.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 03:47 PM (0mRoj)
I see you're feeling more optimistic, Insomniac!
-----*consults with panel*
We'll accept that answer.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 19, 2017 03:50 PM (a94gW)
It was a conditional. I'm still feeling burned about the $42 in loose change and the contents of his bar.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 19, 2017 03:53 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: V the K at June 19, 2017 03:29 PM (O7MnT)
They keep doing this. I'd need to see the internals, but I don't think it helps them like they think it does. I think it actually represses their own vote instead of making republicans stay home because "lost cause."
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2017 03:53 PM (OdHXU)
Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2017 03:47 PM
No wonder the dead vote wasn't what we were counting on.
Posted by: R. Mook at June 19, 2017 03:55 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2017 03:45
Just got the same here. At first I thought it was a defective card till I turned it over.
Posted by: Farmer at June 19, 2017 03:56 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 03:56 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 03:57 PM (qES5k)
...I suspect the next major lawsuit arising from this monstrosity will be viewed favorably by the current DOJ. Enough painful settlements against colleges may convince them that 'staying the course' is less than optimal.
Knocking away a few key support pillars can just as easily collapse a structure as blowing it to smithereens, even if the latter is more personally satisfying.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at June 19, 2017 04:00 PM (Quwsn)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 19, 2017 03:53 PM (Id9+
I've still got it all.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 19, 2017 04:03 PM (0mRoj)
Kill the beast.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2017 03:41 PM (LWu6U)
They are a verdict in search of a crime.
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 19, 2017 04:05 PM (vBeA5)
I think some - not all - of it is the same kind of thing as "I'm scare of clowns," its just "cool and funny" to complain about no sex.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2017 04:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 19, 2017 04:05 PM (vBeA5)
As far as I'm concerned, this is the threadwinner.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 19, 2017 04:25 PM (Id9+8)
1. Consenting adults (assuming most people in college are over 17) do not allow nosey, prudish college administrators into their bedrooms.
2. Call 911 is you are raped or assaulted. There are people in your college town trained in law enforcement, criminal law, and constitutional law (aka police, DA, lawyers) that will put people in prison.
3. Nosey, prudish, do-gooder college administrators, professors, and associates are using children (over 17 year old college students that should have stayed home) to create boards of control and power to lord over young adults (mostly men) in the name of social justice.
Posted by: Rhennigantx at June 19, 2017 05:24 PM (bmkS9)
Posted by: Yep at June 19, 2017 06:21 PM (qgJK7)
The memo states that's no longer a requirement, but the investigation team can still request it if they determine there may be a systemic issue.
Keep in mind, Title IX isn't the issue it used to be - VAWA and the SaVE Act both amended the Clery Act, and those amendments enshrined much of the DoE's "guideance" into the law.
It's no longer a matter of controlling/abolishing the DoE - the law must now be changed as well.
Posted by: The Ghost of George Parr at June 19, 2017 11:08 PM (SgI6S)
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