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Cleveland Balloon Disaster Cafe

sycamorecanyonaz.jpg
Sycamore Canyon, Arizona


Paraglider "flaps his wings" to get airborne. It works! (Though he has a lot of wind to work with.)

Baby rhino, frolicking.

Resilience pays.

The Cleveland Balloon disaster of 1996. It's like the saw the Turkey Drop episode of WKRP in Cincinnati and thought, "We can't let Cincinnati win the Stupid Derby."

What did you say to me...?

Meeting a shoebill stork. The rat-a-tat beak clicking is real.

Avalanche, as viewed from the bury zone.

Some kind of Dutch sport.

Claim: Absent air resistance, a bowling ball and a feather will fall at the same speed. Status: Confirmed.


Based on the screams of terror, I'd say he really liked his first bungi jump.

Cannonball!

"The Stairway to Heaven."

Now this is pod-racing! (No it's not. Why do you think everything is pod-racing?)

Got a paint-job for you -- it pays $20,000. There is a catch.

Capybara walking in water.

A sneak peek at "the Pink City," if you know what I mean.

Bug racing.





Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:21 PM




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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 19, 2024 07:21 PM (QNSds)

2 If that pool had ladder to climb out I would so be there.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2024 07:24 PM (Xw32h)

3 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 07:24 PM (fwDg9)

4 Tucker did the Joe Rogan podcast.

It was really good once you got past the UFO stuff in the beginning.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 19, 2024 07:26 PM (XV/Pl)

5 Very nice pic up top. Hopefully a wink toward the liberal pool of tears post election.

Posted by: scampydog at April 19, 2024 07:26 PM (CwEzr)

6 That's a Cleveland story if there ever was one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 19, 2024 07:26 PM (R4t5M)

7 Politics but humour, sorta,

I Meme Therefore I Am @ImMeme0 2h
Democrats have bigger issues with Trump being bored during his sham trial than with their guy who CANNOT string a coherent sentence together.

Wtf this he is even saying?

https://tinyurl.com/3ubznvs4
5 seconds; also Yelling Joe!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 07:27 PM (vtyCZ)

8 >>Meeting a shoebill stork. The rat-a-tat beak clicking is real.

That is one ugly bird. If you doubt birds are dinosaurs, look at this video.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 07:27 PM (5fDan)

9 Exactly what would the helmet do on the Stairway to Heaven do if it failed?

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 07:28 PM (fwDg9)

10 That stairway to heaven is cool but what is the point? I mean you get to the top and there isn't anything there and you have to turn around and go back down.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 19, 2024 07:29 PM (QNSds)

11 The Yak Proliferation Society wishes you all a good evening

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2024 07:30 PM (Xw32h)

12 Avalanche, as viewed from the bury zone.

Did they play this at the videographer's funeral?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 19, 2024 07:31 PM (4HcMG)

13 That is one ugly bird. If you doubt birds are dinosaurs, look at this video.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 07:27 PM (5fDan)

Regular storks deliver babies; shoebills deliver the dirty diapers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 07:31 PM (tkR6S)

14 From the bowling ball-feather link: "This is because gravity affects all objects equally regardless of their mass"

This is not true, AFAIK. The gravitational force is proportional to the product of the masses divided by the square of the distance. I think.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 07:31 PM (MvF+J)

15 12 I noticed the programmed zoom.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 07:32 PM (MvF+J)

16 Has to be a way to have a drone do painting

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 07:33 PM (fwDg9)

17 Tucker did the Joe Rogan podcast.
It was really good once you got past the UFO stuff in the beginning.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 19, 2024 07:26 PM (XV/Pl)

Going to listen to that. Tucker Rogan Whitlock in my top podcau.

Posted by: leb at April 19, 2024 07:33 PM (zTK4r)

18 Caves frighten me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2024 07:34 PM (c4Miv)

19 Why not just paint the inside of the tower, then flip it inside-out?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2024 07:35 PM (PI/SC)

20 "Absent air resistance, a bowling ball and a feather will fall at the same speed."

I say that falling in a vacuum, the bowling ball accelerates infinitesimally faster than the feather does, less than can be measured.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 07:36 PM (MvF+J)

21 Doesn't no gravity mean that neither one falls? Science ain't my strong suit.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2024 07:39 PM (Xw32h)

22 NEXTA @nexta_tv 12h
A video from the ascent of Taishan Mountain in China has gone viral online

Its height - more than 1500 meters, and to get there, you have to climb 7200 steps. Not everyone is able to overcome such a path.

https://tinyurl.com/27aby8cs
37 seconds; very LOUD but the Chinese pop music matches the video so just turn it down! No translation unfortunately.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 07:39 PM (vtyCZ)

23 Caves certainly don't bother me, hight not too much.
Think I brought it up before but climbed the water tower at Bentwaters air base twice. First al I ne then with friend much later.
Mostly surprised didn't get caught.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 07:41 PM (fwDg9)

24 Caves. It had to be caves.

Never let your first wild cave be named Mud Cave.

And every time I've been in a wild cave I wish I was sharon (willow's apprentice) size.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2024 07:41 PM (u82oZ)

25 Some kind of Dutch sport.
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I'm glad the winner figured it out.

You have to climb up to the near/very top of the pole before doing your forward movement. [Not that I could do even three feet up the pole let alone get to the top and hit the landing0strip.]

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 07:43 PM (vtyCZ)

26 What a rookie. The Cafe is great though!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2024 07:43 PM (D9YZG)

27 No caves, no heights for me. Anything taller than a horse and I'm out.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2024 07:43 PM (Xw32h)

28 [Not that I could do even three feet up the pole let alone get to the top and hit the landing0strip.]
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 07:43 PM (vtyCZ)

I have the exact same problem.

Posted by: Tiffany at April 19, 2024 07:44 PM (tkR6S)

29 NEXTA @nexta_tv 9h
In Chicago at a trade show, a robot loader couldn't handle 10 hours of continuous work
The poor guy is just tired.
===
It just collapses in a pile so I'm not bothering with the video.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 07:44 PM (vtyCZ)

30 Lovely picture up top.

Posted by: Tuna at April 19, 2024 07:44 PM (oaGWv)

31 AZ deplorable, you are here and that's all that counts.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2024 07:45 PM (Xw32h)

32 NEXTA @nexta_tv 10h
Nearly a hundred new marine species have been discovered on reefs near New Zealand - Ocean Census

The research was conducted in a little-explored area of the Bounty Trench, and it was there that new species of ocean life were found.
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Funny how they always discuss [allegedly] disappearing species but never new discoveries?

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 07:46 PM (vtyCZ)

33 NEXTA @nexta_tv 11h
Japanese Kenta Adachi broke the world record for the number of pull-ups in 24 hours among men

He managed to do 8,940 pull-ups, which is more than 300 more than the previous record set by Gary Lloyd from Australia.
===
I could do that but I choose not to!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 07:47 PM (vtyCZ)

34 27 No caves, no heights for me. Anything taller than a horse and I'm out.
Posted by: Ben Had at April

And even there I have my limits. When we get beyond 16.2, and frankly even maybe before that, I look like a weekly wobble up there!

Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2024 07:47 PM (ZdaMQ)

35 Bungee jumping is a blast. Did it once. Don't have to do it again though.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2024 07:47 PM (ul18A)

36 The Cleveland Balloon disaster of 1996. It's like the saw the Turkey Drop episode of WKRP in Cincinnati and thought, "We can't let Cincinnati win the Stupid Derby."


To say nothing of the "$.10 beer night" when the Indians played the Texas Rangers in '74. Legendary!!

Nothing like it before and since.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 07:48 PM (WXNFJ)

37 Evenin' Horde. Watching another lovely sunset from my swing.

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 19, 2024 07:48 PM (wQXfi)

38 Piper, I specifically bred my old age horse to be 14 hands.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2024 07:49 PM (Xw32h)

39 27 Same as me, except I also stay away from horses.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 07:49 PM (MvF+J)

40 Caves frighten me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2024 07:34 PM (c4Miv)

As they should. Fear of being trapped and dying slowly is rational.

Posted by: leb at April 19, 2024 07:50 PM (m3jEV)

41 Piper, I specifically bred my old age horse to be 14 hands.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2024 07:49 PM (Xw32h)

How are you going to keep it from wearing out before you get old?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 07:50 PM (tkR6S)

42 Regular storks deliver babies; shoebills deliver the dirty diapers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

And what delivers no babies at all?

That's right boys and girls, a swallow!



HeyOhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 07:50 PM (WXNFJ)

43 AOP, I have already hit old as dirt status.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2024 07:51 PM (Xw32h)

44 40 Read about Nutty Putty, and enjoy the nightmares afterward.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 07:52 PM (MvF+J)

45 I was going to post a shoebill recipe but you probably don't want to see that.

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

46 Now that the flowers and trees are blossoming here, it snows

Spring in Colorado 🌼 ❄️

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 07:54 PM (oCjPU)

47 NEXTA @nexta_tv 13h
A group of ballerinas gathered at the famous Plaza Hotel in New York City Wednesday to break the Guinness World Record for the most dancers en pointe at the same time for one minute.

The ballerinas come from across the U.S. and countries around the world.

The previous world record was 306 ballerinas en pointe set in 2019.
===
Plié, bro!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 07:54 PM (vtyCZ)

48 fd, is that one of those you gotta sous vide that shit things,?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2024 07:54 PM (Xw32h)

49 And what delivers no babies at all?

That's right boys and girls, a swallow!



HeyOhhhhhhhhh!!!!!


I'll give them a pass on this one. Poor little guys are tired after carrying coconuts all day.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 19, 2024 07:54 PM (dZVON)

50 I see rhinos use the horn for digging. IDNKT.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 07:55 PM (MvF+J)

51 I was going to post a shoebill recipe but you probably don't want to see that.
Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

...and boil until the rock is tender, and eat the rock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 07:55 PM (tkR6S)

52 Stuff I avoid:

Heights
Depths
Widths

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 07:55 PM (oCjPU)

53 I have already hit old as dirt status.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2024 07:51 PM (Xw32h)

One foot in the grave is a prerequisite for commenting here.

Posted by: leb at April 19, 2024 07:56 PM (m3jEV)

Instead of Looking at The Real Reasons for Police Shootings, the Democrat-Media Complex Chooses to Gaslight the Public

James Varney and Abigail Degnan write that when you study police shootings, you'll tend to find a disproportionate number of black men being shot.

Not because of racism.

But because black men commit a disproportionate amount of crime.

The Democrat-Media Complex absolutely will not admit that basic fact, and will in fact punish anyone who mentions it.

Leaving the only possible reason for a disproportionate amount of black men being shot by police "Because racism."

Numerous professional criminologists told RealClearInvestigations that the problem isn't racist or trigger-happy police officers. Instead, a handful of intertwined factors are at work: the almost immutable math of crime and demographics; media sensationalism; distorted public perceptions about race and guns; and the inability of inertia-bound police departments to adapt in ways to make a difference.

The first lie pushed by the Regime is that there are a huge number of bad shootings. In fact, 0.002% of police interactions with civilians result in lethal gunfire.

This is such a tiny number that it's hard to even talk about statistics at this level.

...

What's more, police aren't exaggerating the lethal threats they face. In 2023, the Washington Post database showed 83% of people killed by police bullets were armed -- 62% with a gun and another 15% with a knife -- percentages that criminologists said have held steady over the years. In other cases, officers are facing potentially lethal situations with vehicles, or even deranged people charging them with swords, hatchets, or garden tools.

-- Second, media coverage distorts the circumstances of most fatal police shootings. Several criminal justice professors stressed that the overwhelming majority of lethal shootings by police involve clear justification. Nevertheless, the media and its audience tend to focus on those deaths where there is no clear justification, or where the claim of justification appears dubious.

If the media wanted to report reality accurately -- which we know they don't -- they'd also report all the well-justified shootings.

(But of course they take well-justified shootings and claim they're unjustified, as we're currently seeing with the Dexter Reed shooting.)

All of the media's attention is on what cops did wrong to wind up in a shooting incident.

They never bother to ask: What did the suspect do wrong to wind up in a shooting incident?

You know -- like resisting arrest, grabbing a cop's gun or taser, etc.


The fatal Reed shooting is an illustration. Overlooked by many in the furor over the heavy fire poured out by Chicago Police Department officers -- 96 shots -- is the fact Reed deliberately disobeyed repeated orders from increasingly nervous police officers, then opened fire and wounded one of them, precipitating the bloody ending.

And then there is the fact you're never allowed to mention: Black men commit more crime than any other group and therefore we should not be surprised to find that black men are being arrested at higher rates than any other group, or are involved in more police-involved shootings than any other group.

In 2023, The Guardian newspaper published a dataset -- Mapping Police Violence -- including not just shootings but all lethal encounters involving police. It concludes that black people "were killed at a rate 2.6 times higher than white people."

But such raw numbers ignore the fact that blacks are more likely to commit crimes. In a seminal study of Houston police that echoes other findings, Roland Fryer, a black economist at Harvard University, reported, "On the most extreme use of force -- officer-involved shootings -- we find no racial differences in either the raw data or when contextual factors are taken into account." Once the number of police encounters was factored in, Fryer found, police were markedly less likely to shoot at blacks and Hispanics than at whites. After publishing his paper -- whose conclusions he found so surprising that he ran the numbers twice -- Fryer said, "all hell broke loose." He told Bari Weiss of the Free Press, "I had colleagues take me to the side and say, 'Don't publish this. You'll ruin your career.'"

The article then looks at the possibility that better training could reduce the number of shooting incidents.

But I don't buy this:


Chuck Wexler, the executive director of the Police Executive Research Forum (PERF) is one who believes "business as usual" can change. At its core, this involves abandoning the ancient mantra of cops beginning a shift -- get home safely -- to "the sanctity of human life." Wexler said it will be "much more challenging" to shift the numbers on the 60% of lethal shootings that involve a suspect with a gun, "but with the other 40%, that's where I believe we can make a difference."

"Instead of 'get home safe' we should be thinking, 'everyone gets home alive' -- arrested, in custody, but alive," he told RCI.

So you're saying that police should adopt the mentality that it doesn't matter so much if they themselves survive the shift? That it's just as important that violent arrestees survive too?

I don't see many police adopting this "my life is less valuable than this violent criminal's life" mentality.

I think we could slash the number of police shootings if the media would propagate the rule that police orders should be respected during an arrest, and any problems with the arrest should be sorted out later in front of judge, instead of a perp deciding "I'm not going to be arrested today because I'm a Bad M*****f*****." I think that establishing that resisting arrest is itself a crime and that people shouldn't do it would do a lot more to reduce officer-involved shooting than telling cops "Some nights you're just going to have to eat a bullet, because it's the perp's life that matters."

Somewhat related:

The media is determined to take all facts and bend them to fit their narratives.

And they're doing this to stoke war, strife, and revolution.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:20 PM




Comments

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1 DA

Posted by: IEWJE at April 19, 2024 06:22 PM (jwcve)

2 1STEVER

Posted by: IEWJE at April 19, 2024 06:22 PM (jwcve)

3 Almost...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 19, 2024 06:24 PM (XMwZJ)

4 The first three don't count.

I declare First!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 19, 2024 06:26 PM (eDfFs)

5 Sleepy

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 19, 2024 06:27 PM (dZw/v)

6 democrats and liberals will believe anything they are told by the media and they will parrot that stuff like it's nobodies business. I had a buddy like that 10 years ago until Trump broke him. He would spout song and verse from ccn/msdnc on a daily basis. Extremely irritating but he was part of the hive mind.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 19, 2024 06:27 PM (QNSds)

7
Welp. That didn't work out.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 19, 2024 06:27 PM (eDfFs)

8 Another new factor: the MSM and activists have convinced them that interaction with police will get them killed, so they flee snd/or resist arrest, leading to a more forceful police response.

“Expectation influences outcome “ as a college Psychology professor used to often say.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2024 06:27 PM (Hkcdp)

9 Ole Chuck is full of shit.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 19, 2024 06:27 PM (XMwZJ)

10 There is no disproportionate black crime that’s racist.
All blacks are doctors. Haven’t you seen the tv commercials?

Posted by: Avi at April 19, 2024 06:27 PM (cBCwV)

11 As an aside, too late for last thread:
North Carolina Reports 40% Increase in Overdose Deaths in 2020 Compared to 2019; NCDHHS Continues Fight Against Overdose Epidemic
The North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services today announced that an average of nine North Carolinians died each day from a drug overdose in 2020, a 40% increase from the previous year.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2024 06:27 PM (XeU6L)

12 Also not mentioned: there are bad shootings of white people too. Shit people do shit things to people regardless of race.

Stupidity is the only truly egalitarian human quality.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:29 PM (di6C2)

13 Chris Rock's how to not get your ass kicked by the police should be required viewing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2024 06:30 PM (2UnvF)

14 Crowder talks about this stuff, says he has the data: Black men shot by police is disproportionate, going by demographics alone. However...

UNARMED black men are shot by police... at significantly lower percentages than WHITE men shot by police.

It's part of the equation that appears to never get mentioned with this stuff.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 06:30 PM (dGCAG)

15 11 As an aside, too late for last thread:
North Carolina Reports 40% Increase in Overdose Deaths in 2020 Compared to 2019; NCDHHS Continues Fight Against Overdose Epidemic
The North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services today announced that an average of nine North Carolinians died each day from a drug overdose in 2020, a 40% increase from the previous year.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2024 06:27 PM (XeU6L)

Makes sense. Just anecdotal, but I saw a huge increase in drug use around covid lockdowns.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:30 PM (di6C2)

16 I don't resist arrest but I am smoove.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 06:30 PM (RIvkX)

17 All black women are physics professors and astronauts. I watch movies.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 06:31 PM (lX8VI)

18 The sanctity of life...which the criminals don't respect.

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 19, 2024 06:31 PM (bPal/)

19 The first three don't count.

I declare First!
Posted by: naturalfake at April 19, 2024 06:26 PM


Sponge you are not.

Posted by: Yoda at April 19, 2024 06:31 PM (a3Q+t)

20 16 I don't resist arrest but I am smoove.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 06:30 PM (RIvkX)

But you do deny them you essence?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:31 PM (di6C2)

21 Health and Human Services today announced that an average of nine North Carolinians died each day from a drug overdose in 2020, a 40% increase from the previous year.
-------

Oops. Old data, we're up eo 12 people a day in 2023, 33% increase.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2024 06:31 PM (XeU6L)

22 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 06:32 PM (T4tVD)

23 All black men are great caring dads. I watch commercials.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 19, 2024 06:32 PM (XMwZJ)

24 Psychiatrists and psych counselors tell people they can't begin to fix a problem in their lives until they recognize and accept they have the problem.

But the Leftists tell blacks, "Nah, bro, you ain't got crime or gang or fatherless homes problems! You've got a Whitey Problem! And we are here to help you with your Whitey Problem! Trust us, we have your best interests at heart!"

And here we are.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 06:32 PM (5fDan)

25 Hiya

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 06:32 PM (T4tVD)

26 It's part of the equation that appears to never get mentioned with this stuff.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 06:30 PM


Math be hard, yo.

Posted by: J-School Graduates at April 19, 2024 06:33 PM (a3Q+t)

27 There is no disproportionate black crime that’s racist.
All blacks are doctors. Haven’t you seen the tv commercials?
Posted by: Avi at April 19, 2024 06:27 PM (cBCwV)

I've seen the commercials. All black guys are married to white women and all black women are fat.

Posted by: leb at April 19, 2024 06:34 PM (zTK4r)

28 I watch a lot of Bagdecam and police chase videos. I can say that with a few exceptions, I have seen they act with the utmost of restraint. I also could not be a cop.
Watched one today where a cop got shot after getting the wacked tweaker chick into cuffs.. with his own gun. After taking her two guns away. I would have dropped her in the first 30 seconds of the video.

Posted by: Reforger at April 19, 2024 06:34 PM (B705c)

29 Health and Human Services today announced that an average of nine North Carolinians died each day from a drug overdose in 2020, a 40% increase from the previous year.
-------

Oops. Old data, we're up eo 12 people a day in 2023, 33% increase.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2024 06:31 PM (XeU6L)

Wait wait...hold on, 2024... we're up to 14 people a day. Oops, no wait, that January data. Feb it was up to 16, March it's up to 19. Here we are in April, it's 21... no make that 22.

PEOPLE, STOP USING DRUGS. DRUGS ARE BAD, MKAY??

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 06:34 PM (dGCAG)

30 יוסף חדאד - Yoseph Haddad @YosephHaddad
Hi @Reuters,
I am not a pro-Palestinian protestor

I am an Israeli Arab who is surrounded by policemen to protect me after I was attacked at a demonstration by terror supporters, I am on the way to file a complaint about the attack...

And one more thing you forgot to mention - Hamas is a terrorist organization that committed massacres and crimes against humanity in Israel!

So you need to get your facts straight if you want to be seen as a credible news outlet!
===
Now you know the rest of the story.

Posted by: zombie Paul Harvey at April 19, 2024 06:34 PM (vtyCZ)

31 Blacks commit the most crimes?

Hold my Dos Xs…

Posted by: Venezuelans at April 19, 2024 06:35 PM (Hkcdp)

32 This "blacks commit more crimes" was also true a few decades ago with the big hulabaloo about "blacks get speeding tickets at higher rates" ... before discovering "blacks speed more than others".

But no, it Must Be Racism.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2024 06:35 PM (Cus5s)

33 But the Leftists tell blacks, "Nah, bro, you ain't got crime or gang or fatherless homes problems! You've got a Whitey Problem! And we are here to help you with your Whitey Problem! Trust us, we have your best interests at heart!"

And here we are.
Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 06:32 PM (5fDan)

Welcome to the world dominated by white female borderline personality disorders.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 06:36 PM (dGCAG)

34 Now you know the rest of the story.
Posted by: zombie Paul Harvey at April 19, 2024 06:34 PM (vtyCZ)

I saw that linked at Insty. I kind of like the guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:36 PM (di6C2)

35 That's what Propaganda Ministry do

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 06:36 PM (fwDg9)

36 But the Leftists tell blacks, the Arabs Nah, bro, you ain't got crime or gang or fatherless homes occupation problems! You've got a Whitey Joo Problem! And we are here to help you with your Whitey Joo Problem! Trust us, we have your best interests at heart!"
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Same same.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 06:36 PM (RIvkX)

37 Well, you could promote shooting all the blacks. Or shooting all the whites.

What, exactly does that cure?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2024 06:36 PM (Q4IgG)

38 Ahh...new thread smell.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 19, 2024 06:36 PM (GTqXr)

39 You know who hasn't been getting any Ace Love lately?

Cap'n Bill
David French
Brian "Sex Machine" Stelter
Jake Tapper

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2024 06:37 PM (a3Q+t)

40 I think we could slash the number of police shootings if the media would propagate the rule that police orders should be respected during an arrest, and any problems with the arrest should be sorted out later in front of judge, instead of a perp deciding "I'm not going to be arrested today because I'm a Bad M*****f*****."
______________

The problem is that the perps are of low - make that very low - intelligence. Obviously.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 06:38 PM (YqDXo)

41 Cap'n Bill
David French
Brian "Sex Machine" Stelter
Jake Tapper
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2024 06:37 PM (a3Q+t)

Allahpundit

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:38 PM (di6C2)

42 Brian "Sex Machine" Stelter aka The Love Spud.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 06:38 PM (YqDXo)

43 John Kerry

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:38 PM (di6C2)

44 I don't like how many dogs they shoot. If you hop a fence into a backyard and a dog come charging at you barking, the first instinct shouldn't be to take it down. a) That is what the dog is supposed to be doing b) he doesn't know better and c) he is probably just acting aggressive and has no intent to bite. A pit...maybe, but a golden retriever... show some restraint.

Posted by: tommylotto at April 19, 2024 06:39 PM (6QQM8)

45 I think we could slash the number of police shootings if the media would propagate the rule that police orders should be respected during an arrest, and any problems with the arrest should be sorted out later in front of judge, instead of a perp deciding "I'm not going to be arrested today because I'm a Bad M*****f*****."
______________

The problem is that the perps are of low - make that very low - intelligence. Obviously.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 06:38 PM (YqDXo)

I'd like to see that data: Percentage of perps with guns, who fire on cops, and then get away without any consequences to them.

I'm gonna guess that number is about... 0.0000001%?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 06:40 PM (dGCAG)

46 13%
50%

Posted by: badthink at April 19, 2024 06:40 PM (rJQdF)

47 -The first lie pushed by the Regime is that there are a huge number of bad shootings. In fact, 0.002% of police interactions with civilians result in lethal gunfire.--


The police ARE civilians.
If they are not civilians, then they are an occupying force, for all the bad things that conjures.

Posted by: Pink Floyd at April 19, 2024 06:41 PM (FCbAQ)

48 The press is total scum. About equal with teachers and politicians.

Remember a few years ago a girl was shot trying to attack another girl with a knife, and some reporter (Joy Reid perhaps?) was upset that cops were using guns for a "teenage knife fight?" I do recall that the one being attacked (also black) did NOT take that attitude, but was very grateful.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 19, 2024 06:41 PM (1bNHn)

49 Sunny Beach! sockoff

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2024 06:41 PM (FCbAQ)

50 Yoseph Haddad may be one of the good guys, but I don't know what he expected to accomplish at the Pali riot, except maybe to be murdered.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 06:41 PM (tkR6S)

51 The left has been doing this since at least the 80's if not earlier.

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 19, 2024 06:42 PM (bPal/)

52 Psychiatrists and psych counselors tell people they can't begin to fix a problem in their lives until they recognize and accept they have the problem.

But the Leftists tell blacks, "Nah, bro, you ain't got crime or gang or fatherless homes problems! You've got a Whitey Problem! And we are here to help you with your Whitey Problem! Trust us, we have your best interests at heart!"
_________________

And all their social pathologies are held up as desirable by (c)rappers, reinforcing their dysfunctional culture.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 06:42 PM (YqDXo)

53 Couple decades ago I spent a lot of time around print news people. Something has changed, back than they were left of center but honest in their reporting. Now they are lying, far left assholes. A few are complete psychos.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 19, 2024 06:42 PM (bQU1b)

54 41 Cap'n Bill
David French
Brian "Sex Machine" Stelter
Jake Tapper
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2024 06:37 PM (a3Q+t)

Allahpundit
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I just got here and am reading backwards so I have no context for this list. I am slightly scared. 😂

Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2024 06:42 PM (ZdaMQ)

55 Cap'n Bill
David French
Brian "Sex Machine" Stelter
Jake Tapper
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2024 06:37 PM (a3Q+t)

Allahpundit
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:38 PM (di6C2)

43 John Kerry
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:38 PM (di6C2)

Ron DeSanctimonious? Raytheon Nikki Hayley?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 06:43 PM (dGCAG)

56 Remember a few years ago a girl was shot trying to attack another girl with a knife, and some reporter (Joy Reid perhaps?) was upset that cops were using guns for a "teenage knife fight?" I do recall that the one being attacked (also black) did NOT take that attitude, but was very grateful.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 19, 2024 06:41 PM (1bNHn)

Heh. I do remember that. 'It was just a normal cat fight. With knives. We ALL saw that when we were kids!'

I do know this: dudes will punch and brawl and in general be more aggressive- women get vicious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:43 PM (di6C2)

57 Ron DeSanctimonious? Raytheon Nikki Hayley?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 06:43 PM (dGCAG)

Even Sweetdick and Randy Fani have dropped off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:43 PM (di6C2)

58 You know who hasn't been getting any Ace Love lately?

Cap'n Bill
David French
Brian "Sex Machine" Stelter
Jake Tapper
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2024 06:37 PM (a3Q+t)

I'd like to think he's finally moved past all of those pathetic losers.

Posted by: leb at April 19, 2024 06:43 PM (zTK4r)

59 13 Chris Rock's how to not get your ass kicked by the police should be required viewing.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2024 06:30 PM (2UnvF)
______
Shown in schools. (Unless we can shut the (*&^ing schools.)

Posted by: Eeyore at April 19, 2024 06:44 PM (1bNHn)

60
I looked at every minute of the George Floyd thing, including the cop cam footage when he pops something shiny in his mouth.

I doubt the jury saw the moment he swallowed his stash and began to OD within minutes. Nor did they see the police recommendations in the brochure for restraining subjects. Nor did they see the full autopsy report.

Two systems of justice in this country.

But the white bitch on the sidelines with some medical background put some innocent cops away. What's the acronym for them again? AWFL?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 06:44 PM (RKVpM)

61 Remember a few years ago a girl was shot trying to attack another girl with a knife, and some reporter (Joy Reid perhaps?) was upset that cops were using guns for a "teenage knife fight?" I do recall that the one being attacked (also black) did NOT take that attitude, but was very grateful.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 19, 2024 06:41 PM (1bNHn)
_________________

Joy Reid acted as though knife fights were just an every day occurrence in the ghetto. Maybe they are.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 06:44 PM (YqDXo)

62 Yoseph Haddad may be one of the good guys, but I don't know what he expected to accomplish at the Pali riot, except maybe to be murdered.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 06:41 PM (tkR6S)

Looks like a preening ninny to me.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 06:44 PM (dGCAG)

63 50 Yoseph Haddad may be one of the good guys, but I don't know what he expected to accomplish at the Pali riot, except maybe to be murdered.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 06:41 PM (tkR6S)

Walk into the Lion's Den?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:44 PM (di6C2)

64 Aetius, I can attest to that.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2024 06:44 PM (Xw32h)

65 Looks like a preening ninny to me.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 06:44 PM (dGCAG)

Could be just wanting attention. It is modern day where people perch on the side of a cliff to snap a selfie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:45 PM (di6C2)

66 54 41 Cap'n Bill
David French
Brian "Sex Machine" Stelter
Jake Tapper
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2024 06:37 PM (a3Q+t)

Allahpundit
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I just got here and am reading backwards so I have no context for this list. I am slightly scared. 😂
Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2024 06:42 PM (ZdaMQ)
_______
I'll take "Men who haven't had an erection in this century, Alex."

Posted by: Eeyore at April 19, 2024 06:45 PM (1bNHn)

67 Joy Reid acted as though knife fights were just an every day occurrence in the ghetto. Maybe they are.

The two gypsy chics fighting over James Bond were hot.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 19, 2024 06:46 PM (tQPzC)

68 To me seems racial crime is increasing rapidly.
Much not being reported but that doesn't make it getting less.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 06:46 PM (fwDg9)

69 The DOJ's own statistics show that blacks commit 60+% of violent crimes. This crime is committed by 13% of the population (actually it's more like 2% if you factor out black females and black male octogenarians - leaving you with the 15- 45 year age group committing all this crime). Add to that the fact that only about 50% of crimes are solved by LE, you have to assume that the remaining unsolved crimes are committed by the same demographic and not by some statistically impossible Amish or Mennonite demographic that magically has the ability to remain undetected.


That's an amazingly small number of people committing all this havoc, barring which we'd have the crime statistics of Switzerland. For crying the fuck out loud.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 19, 2024 06:47 PM (dbZNM)

70 68 To me seems racial crime is increasing rapidly.
Much not being reported but that doesn't make it getting less.
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 06:46 PM (fwDg9)

The soros prosecutors are intentionally doing it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:47 PM (di6C2)

71 They also don't want to admit that 90% of mass shootings per the definition are by POCs.

Posted by: polynikes at April 19, 2024 06:48 PM (TDRQO)

72 Maybe the police should just bring a reporter to these confrontations, and have she/it deal with the perp. Show how it should be done, Dumbass.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 19, 2024 06:48 PM (1bNHn)

73 Could be just wanting attention. It is modern day where people perch on the side of a cliff to snap a selfie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:45 PM (di6C2)

Yeah, like the gal in Yosemite, with a group protesting park service not allowing base jumping from El Capitan.

So she's being filmed jumping off... and the camera follows her all the way down, as her chute doesn't open. Because she didn't load her regular chute, fearing the rangers would confiscate it.

Oops.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 06:48 PM (dGCAG)

74 haven't feminists barked about how men commit most crimes? they obviously hate men. or capitalism. no crime under socialism, yo

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 19, 2024 06:48 PM (B1FKF)

75 Yeah, like the gal in Yosemite, with a group protesting park service not allowing base jumping from El Capitan.

So she's being filmed jumping off... and the camera follows her all the way down, as her chute doesn't open. Because she didn't load her regular chute, fearing the rangers would confiscate it.

Oops.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 06:48 PM (dGCAG)

Darwin is a pitiless bastard.

Heh. Just had a thought. 'Invisible Hand' of Adam Smith. Maybe the right hand. The left is Darwin's Pimp Hand.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:50 PM (di6C2)

76 Golly Maj. Healy is not going to vote Republican this time around. Does this mean she is not going to whine incessantly?

Oh who am I kidding? That's like Blago not pointlessly complaining about Trump.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 19, 2024 06:51 PM (wBaIH)

77 So she's being filmed jumping off... and the camera follows her all the way down, as her chute doesn't open. Because she didn't load her regular chute, fearing the rangers would confiscate it.

Oops.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 06:48 PM (dGCAG)

Gonna need a do-over.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 06:51 PM (tkR6S)

78 The DOJ's own statistics show that blacks commit 60+% of violent crimes. This crime is committed by 13% of the population (actually it's more like 2% if you factor out black females and black male octogenarians - leaving you with the 15- 45 year age group committing all this crime). Add to that the fact that only about 50% of crimes are solved by LE, you have to assume that the remaining unsolved crimes are committed by the same demographic and not by some statistically impossible Amish or Mennonite demographic that magically has the ability to remain undetected.

That's an amazingly small number of people committing all this havoc, barring which we'd have the crime statistics of Switzerland. For crying the fuck out loud.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 19, 2024 06:47 PM (dbZNM)
_________________

Well said.

I read Jill Leovy's book "Ghettoside" (which I recommend) to gain an insight into black crime. The mayhem is shocking. Some families have TWO kids murdered, and sometimes before the cops can catch up with some perp he gets murdered himself.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 06:51 PM (YqDXo)

79 Per TGP: Hillary Clinton says in an interview that Trump wants to kill his opposition.

How that saying go again?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 19, 2024 06:51 PM (R4t5M)

80 "The majority of violent crimes are perpetrated by a small number of persistent violent offenders, typically males, characterized by early onset of violent criminality, substance abuse, personality disorders, and nonviolent criminality."

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3969807/

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 19, 2024 06:51 PM (B1FKF)

81 The prison population of Venezuela are about to change those statistics
.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2024 06:52 PM (Xw32h)

82 re 79: i think the saying is "hillary is full of shit"

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 19, 2024 06:52 PM (B1FKF)

83 Because it's funny , when this subject comes up I always like to point out the movies from the 30's to the 50's that one of the most common scenes in crime movies is the cops yelling at the criminal to stop or he'll shoot immediately followed by Bam bam bam!

Hell it was even in Its a Wonderful Life. No one in the movie or viewing public raised an eyebrow about it.

Posted by: polynikes at April 19, 2024 06:52 PM (TDRQO)

84 haven't feminists barked about how men commit most crimes?
____________________

Obviously the police are targeting men, and should be arresting a lot more women. /sarc

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 06:53 PM (YqDXo)

85 Biden Says a Child Gave Him the Middle Finger: “It Happens All the Time”

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2024 06:53 PM (ENQN6)

86
Joe claims a midwest 'kid' gives him the finger.
https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/
1781317723349205265

/ stitch together and try to understand just WTH he's saying

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 06:53 PM (RKVpM)

87 Someone is going to eventually be the father. It's best if it happens when the kid is young, but it can also happen when he's an adult. Sadly it usually ends really poorly once the little boy is an adult.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 19, 2024 06:54 PM (JuA5P)

88 @sentdefender

Channels of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) are already reporting that at least 8 Members of their Popular Mobilization Forces (PMF) in Iraq have been Killed and Dozens have been Injured as a result of what is claimed to have been an Israeli Airstrike on the Kalsu Base in the Babylon Governorate.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2024 06:55 PM (LkLld)

89 ALX @alx 21h Replying to @bennyjohnson
I was in the car when it happened, the rest of the team was probably about 20 feet away.

A car pulled up, someone jumped out, smashed the window and tried to take a bag, I had to rip it from his hands and told him to “f*ck off” 🤣

Oakland is a third world country.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 2h
I have some advice.
====
Benny Johnson and his video crew's car was robbed yesterday vlogging a piece about Oakland crime forcing the closure of a burger chain restaurant.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 06:55 PM (vtyCZ)

90 72 Maybe the police should just bring a reporter to these confrontations, and have she/it deal with the perp. Show how it should be done, Dumbass.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 19, 2024 06:48 PM (1bNHn)


Send Joy Reid out on the calls about black teenagers fighting tooth, nail, and blade, and let her step-in and calm the situation. 10 to 1 she gets cut while trying to explain the racial dynamics of a multi-racial nation dominated by White Supremacists.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 06:55 PM (5fDan)

91 re 79: i think the saying is "hillary is full of shit"
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 19, 2024 06:52 PM (B1FKF)

I'm thinking, "Liberals accuse the opposition of what they are actually doing."

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 19, 2024 06:55 PM (R4t5M)

92 Haven't heard in this lat week if the out of the blue attacks on women are still happening

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 06:56 PM (fwDg9)

93 Biden Says a Child Gave Him the Middle Finger: “It Happens All the Time”
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2024 06:53 PM (ENQN6)

I was fresh out of limp dicks.

Posted by: Midwest Child at April 19, 2024 06:56 PM (tkR6S)

94 Uh oh - Hillary ALWAYS accuses her opponent of doing what she’s doing, like clockwork.

Trump better have extra security, ‘ no cap’!!

Posted by: Venezuelans at April 19, 2024 06:56 PM (Hkcdp)

95 The dem convention this summer is going to be a wonderful shit show.
Highlighting their freakish lives upon us , and the normal people, with American spirit.

Posted by: Redenzo at April 19, 2024 06:56 PM (V/pbu)

96
Biden Says a Child Gave Him the Middle Finger: “It Happens All the Time”
Posted by: rhennigantx


Lower the voting age.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2024 06:56 PM (63Dwl)

97 Biden Says a Child Gave Him the Middle Finger: “It Happens All the Time”
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2024 06:53 PM (ENQN6)

Yes, that's true. Biden fingers children all the time.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 06:57 PM (dGCAG)

98 re 85: biden's proctologist must look like the kid from 'home alone'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 19, 2024 06:57 PM (B1FKF)

99 That kid did more than most of the GOPe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:57 PM (di6C2)

100 Not suggesting I have a bunch of advice to give about not getting glockd by cops but I would suggest that you not go first.


And get the factory window tints

Posted by: N at April 19, 2024 06:57 PM (RjBju)

101 96
Biden Says a Child Gave Him the Middle Finger: “It Happens All the Time”
Posted by: rhennigantx

Lower the voting age.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2024 06:56 PM (63Dwl)

So there's hope for us after all

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 06:57 PM (Akjoo)

102 I think Biden is again projecting what the Left does to Trump all the time.

Posted by: polynikes at April 19, 2024 06:57 PM (TDRQO)

103 Biden Says a Child Gave Him the Middle Finger: “It Happens All the Time”


-

I'm not joking when I say he's probably talking about 30-40 year olds.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 19, 2024 06:58 PM (JuA5P)

104 A child fingerings Biden
That's a switch.

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 19, 2024 06:59 PM (bPal/)

105 We don't hate the media enough.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 06:59 PM (Wnv9h)

106 A car pulled up, someone jumped out, smashed the window and tried to take a bag, I had to rip it from his hands and told him to “f*ck off”

Oakland is a third world country.
________________

Melanin toxicity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 06:59 PM (YqDXo)

107
8 Members of their Popular Mobilization Forces (PMF) in Iraq have been Killed

Just how popular are those guys?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2024 06:59 PM (63Dwl)

108 11 Drug overdose deaths:
Most will probably be fentanyl related: most likely fentanyl laced heroin and cocaine. Those due to legal opioids such as percocet and vicodin are more often actually caused by liver failure and the culprit is paracetamol (Tylenol, acetaminophen), included in the pill "to discourage overdosing". That's like 'Let's put just enough cyanide in each pill such that if they take too many at once it will kill them" logic.

Posted by: Ciampino - imagine that?! at April 19, 2024 07:00 PM (qfLjt)

109 The Saudis and Jordianians are going to help Israel clean up the neighborhood
Bomb bomb bomb Iran, sung in a Beach Boys refrain

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2024 07:00 PM (Xw32h)

110 We are bemused at how Caligula could make his horse a senator or consul but isn't our time much the same? Look at congress, full of assholes. The media are another bastion of howling wolves who are salivating at eating us and our children.

What was it that followed the fallen Rome? Oh yeah, the Dark Ages. I think we are actually in the Dark Ages already.

Posted by: Decaf at April 19, 2024 07:00 PM (unUNN)

111 8 Members of their Popular Mobilization Forces (PMF) in Iraq have been Killed

Just how popular are those guys?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2024 06:59 PM (63Dwl)

Probably just as popular as antifa.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 07:00 PM (di6C2)

112 96
Biden Says a Child Gave Him the Middle Finger: “It Happens All the Time”




Yea but he had Vaseline right?

Posted by: N at April 19, 2024 07:00 PM (RjBju)

113 The dem convention this summer is going to be a wonderful shit show.
Highlighting their freakish lives upon us , and the normal people, with American spirit.

Posted by: Redenzo at April 19, 2024 06:56 PM (V/pbu)
____________

Yep. And I can't wait.

Recreate '68!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 07:00 PM (YqDXo)

114
(AP) October, 2050: In election news today, Jeffy Heinz claims his initial interest in politics was motivated when he saw a series of black SUV's drive past him in his Midwest town and he realized that Joe Biden was in the second car. He raised his middle finger in protest at the policies that had so decimated his family and friends finances.

Posted by: Coming News: at April 19, 2024 07:01 PM (RKVpM)

115 It can be both ; blacks are more criminal in the macro than other races - while cops are also more militarized than ever before and need reform.

There's no good guys here - just bad and worse guys. No side worth picking.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 19, 2024 07:01 PM (tQPzC)

116 Who will be Oakland's Lord Humungous? Time will tell.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 19, 2024 07:01 PM (R4t5M)

117 Apparently Israel isn't done with Iran yet.

IsraelWarRoom
·
36m
#BREAKING: Israeli airstrikes in Babylon level the HQ of the Iran-backed Kataib Babiliyoun, part of the so-called “Popular Mobilization Forces” financed by the IRGC.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2024 07:01 PM (LkLld)

118 110 We are bemused at how Caligula could make his horse a senator or consul but isn't our time much the same

And Biden made Kamala his VP

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 07:01 PM (Akjoo)

119 88 @sentdefender

Channels of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) are already reporting that at least 8 Members of their Popular Mobilization Forces (PMF) in Iraq have been Killed and Dozens have been Injured as a result of what is claimed to have been an Israeli Airstrike on the Kalsu Base in the Babylon Governorate.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2024 06:55 PM (LkLld)
---
After the attack on Isfahan, there was some speculation that Israel's strategy would be one of "a thousand cuts."
I hope it's true. The entertainment value will be incalculable.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 19, 2024 07:01 PM (woPEM)

120 What was it that followed the fallen Rome? Oh yeah, the Dark Ages. I think we are actually in the Dark Ages already.

--

Looking at the state of science and how gatekeepers prevent actual research from being performed and discoveries from being made, I don't think you're too far off.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 19, 2024 07:01 PM (JuA5P)

121 A child fingerings Biden
That's a switch.
Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale
---------
Well played.

Posted by: scampydog at April 19, 2024 07:02 PM (CwEzr)

122 Jonatan Pallesen @jonatanpallesen 14h
Katherine Maher was formerly the Wikimedia CEO.

Wikipedia frequently asks for donations:

These donations are naturally assumed to be for Wikipedia, and to keep it running. However, Wikipedia has large reserves and income, and doesn't need your money.

Instead the money goes to Wikimedia staff, which has ballooned from $4 million in 2010 to $100 million today:

Another large item is grants, the recipients of which include explicitly left-wing interest organisations, such as Borealis Philantropy, or The SeRCH Foundation which makes this type of content:

This foundation is clearly massively bloated. And it is borderline unethical how it uses the donations that are explicitly given to Wikipedia.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 07:02 PM (vtyCZ)

123 Biden Says a Child Gave Him the Middle Finger: “It Happens All the Time”

That's not even including all the unborn babies.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 19, 2024 07:02 PM (ewqMN)

124 I remember years ago the NFL, late 70's early 80s till the present day, would trot out some feel good story about some cullid chile who made it big and how his Mammy had done raised him all by herself in Da Hood.

After the 9 or 10th time of airing the same, tiresome, swing lo sweet chariot BS story I always thought to myself..."Where Be All The Daddies?"

The Chickens Done Did Come Home To Roost, Steal, Murder, Rape, Rob and Rape.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2024 07:02 PM (R/m4+)

125 118 110 We are bemused at how Caligula could make his horse a senator or consul but isn't our time much the same

And Biden made Kamala his VP

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 07:01 PM (Akjoo)
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Caligula elevated the whole horse. Biden just elevated the horse's ass.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 07:03 PM (YqDXo)

126 Babiliyoun, part of the so-called “Popular Mobilization Forces” financed by the IRGC.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2024 07:01 PM (LkLld)

(Carl Sagan voice)

Babiliyouns and babiliyouns blown up!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 07:04 PM (tkR6S)

127 Apparently Israel isn't done with Iran yet.

IsraelWarRoom
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#BREAKING: Israeli airstrikes in Babylon level the HQ of the Iran-backed Kataib Babiliyoun, part of the so-called “Popular Mobilization Forces” financed by the IRGC.
Posted by: JackSt



Bibi needs united states to go to war with irN

Posted by: N at April 19, 2024 07:04 PM (RjBju)

128 110 We are bemused at how Caligula could make his horse a senator or consul but isn't our time much the same? Look at congress, full of assholes. The media are another bastion of howling wolves who are salivating at eating us and our children.

What was it that followed the fallen Rome? Oh yeah, the Dark Ages. I think we are actually in the Dark Ages already.
Posted by: Decaf at April 19, 2024 07:00 PM (unUNN)

I'd say we are more in the general area of the Gracchi bros. It is hard to match one to one, but Rome managed to survive quite a long time before everything collapsed. As something else, sure, but it did keep going.

You could also say from a ... government development standpoint, we are closer to late roman empire, post Diocletian with much of the power being in the hands of the bureaucrats and ministers.

I dunno.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 07:04 PM (di6C2)

129
Biden Says a Child Gave Him the Middle Finger: “It Happens All the Time”
Posted by: rhennigantx

Lower the voting age.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2024 06:56 PM


Early entrant for threadwinner.

Posted by: Coming News: at April 19, 2024 07:04 PM (RKVpM)

130 I remember years ago the NFL, late 70's early 80s till the present day, would trot out some feel good story about some cullid chile who made it big and how his Mammy had done raised him all by herself in Da Hood.
_____________

You mean like OJ Simpson?

NFL = national felons league

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 07:04 PM (YqDXo)

131 The first lie pushed by the Regime is that there are a huge number of bad shootings. In fact, 0.002% of police interactions with civilians result in lethal gunfire. This is such a tiny number that it's hard to even talk about statistics at this level.

But the Left still talk about. I look this exact issue up and the one year there was like 26 shootings. The next year there was like 31. The numbers I am using are from memory and are not actual stats though the point I am making still holds. That is a 19% increase but only an increase of 5 actual shooting incidents, mere noise in the millions of police interactions each year. One cannot be demagogued while the other is an invitation to scream and yell about systemic racism in policing. And that is exactly what the Democrats have been doing since about 2016.

Posted by: lost in space at April 19, 2024 07:04 PM (A1OGy)

132 And when presented with the data proving that black men commit crime at higher rates, guess what they say?

Racist.
Also, deliberately skewed, etc.
The left is inconquerabley impervious to facts or reality.

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 19, 2024 07:04 PM (bPal/)

133 Whatever. Fuck the police. 100% of them would stomp their boot on your MAGA throat if the mayor told them to.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2024 07:04 PM (PI/SC)

134 I thought it was the Popular Forces of Mobilization, NOT the Popular Mobilization Forces. Oh, FFS, I give up!


Eventually, all of life devolves into a Monty Python skit (said someone far more clever than moi).

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 19, 2024 07:05 PM (dbZNM)

135 I clearly remember in the 70s and 80s when black communities finally reaped the benefit of LBJ's plans to remove fathers from the family unit and they let themselves lose control of everything. It was "oh lawd, stop this crime". And the cops did. And then it was "you are too mean" so the cops backed off, and crime got worse than it was the first time. So militarization began (there were incentives from the feds too IIRC) because the black people once again began insisting that the cops do something about the state of their communities that they'd allowed to become horrible sh*tholes.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 19, 2024 07:05 PM (JuA5P)

136 124 I remember years ago the NFL, late 70's early 80s till the present day, would trot out some feel good story about some cullid chile who made it big and how his Mammy had done raised him all by herself in Da Hood.

After the 9 or 10th time of airing the same, tiresome, swing lo sweet chariot BS story I always thought to myself..."Where Be All The Daddies?"

The Chickens Done Did Come Home To Roost, Steal, Murder, Rape, Rob and Rape.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2024 07:02 PM (R/m4+)


I noticed that the Dear Mother and the Player had different last names 90 percent of the time.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 07:05 PM (5fDan)

137 Elon Musk
@elonmusk

Same
*****
Chris Pavlovski
@chrispavlovski

Rumble has received censorship demands from Australia, New Zealand, and other countries that infringe on everyone’s human rights.

We are noticing a dramatic increase in global censorship, unlike anything we’ve seen before.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2024 07:05 PM (NpAcC)

138 Yep. And I can't wait.

Recreate '68!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 07:00 PM (YqDXo)


The Republicans are pouncing and seizing!

Posted by: The MSM at April 19, 2024 07:06 PM (PiwSw)

139 Caligula elevated the whole horse. Biden just elevated the horse's ass.

Point of Order - Kamalas money-maker, back in the day, was not her ass.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 19, 2024 07:06 PM (tQPzC)

140 8 Members of their Popular Mobilization Forces (PMF) in Iraq have been Killed

Just how popular are those guys?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2024 06:59 PM (63Dwl)

Not popular with us, we can't stand them.

Posted by: Mobilized Popular Force at April 19, 2024 07:06 PM (dGCAG)

141 The about 2% of the American population consisting of young black males committing a vastly disproportionate amount of violent crimes must not be noticed.

Posted by: leb at April 19, 2024 07:06 PM (zTK4r)

142 N, No, Bibi does not. The Abraham Accords are functioning and they don't need the US.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2024 07:06 PM (Xw32h)

143 haven't feminists barked about how men commit most crimes?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 19, 2024 06:48 PM


Men need to stop working out.

Posted by: Journaist Katie at April 19, 2024 07:06 PM (a3Q+t)

144 We are noticing a dramatic increase in global censorship, unlike anything we’ve seen before.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2024 07:05 PM (NpAcC)

Election year.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 07:07 PM (di6C2)

145 Peter Navarro @RealPNavarro Apr 18
🚨BREAKING 🚨 A MESSAGE FROM DR. NAVARRO:

This week, I "celebrate" one month in a Biden/Garland prison for doing my duty to constitution--no sign of Hunter here. Thx for all your letters/prayers of support=strength. MUST NOT allow NYC Marxists to similarly railroad @realdonaldtrump!

All of Peter Navarro’s individual social media posts are temporarily being handled and managed independently of him.

If you want to support Peter in his fight on behalf of our Constitution, if able, please consider donating to his Legal Defense Fund: https://tinyurl.com/mtmc86dm

Thank you!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 07:07 PM (vtyCZ)

146 In fact, 0.002% of police interactions with civilians result in lethal gunfire. This is such a tiny number that it's hard to even talk about statistics at this level.

--

It's staggeringly less than that when you think about it.

If a cop is behind you and doesn't pull you over, that is an encounter. If a cop is at a restaurant and doesn't talk to any of the two dozen patrons (and five criminals that are working in the kitchen) those are all encounters.

Millions upon millions of encounters in one shift of one day.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 19, 2024 07:07 PM (JuA5P)

147 And when presented with the data proving that black men commit crime at higher rates, guess what they say?

Racist.
Also, deliberately skewed, etc.
The left is inconquerabley impervious to facts or reality.

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 19, 2024 07:04 PM (bPal/)
______________

Yet, oddly, no one bleats about the disparity in arrest rates between men and women, although the same "logic" applies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

148 For a good laugh
https://tinyurl.com/yck6fvrf

Good likeness.

Posted by: Ciampino - imagine that! at April 19, 2024 07:08 PM (qfLjt)

149 As if inner city police need more reason to not get out of their squad cars.

Inner city youth hardest hit. And stray victims

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 19, 2024 07:08 PM (Gse2f)

150 Babylon B-52

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2024 07:08 PM (63Dwl)

151 The media is determined to take all facts and bend them to fit their narratives.

And they're doing this to stoke war, strife, and revolution.

You know, press people, Julius Streicher was hanged at the end of WWII. All he did was publish a newspaper....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 19, 2024 07:09 PM (0eaVi)

152 Whatever. Fuck the police. 100% of them would stomp their boot on your MAGA throat if the mayor told them to.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2024 07:04 PM (PI/SC)



Agreed. The Oath is to the pension, sadly. Which is why our last lines of defense lay with our County Sheriffs. At least out West, at least.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 19, 2024 07:09 PM (dbZNM)

153 After the 9 or 10th time of airing the same, tiresome, swing lo sweet chariot BS story I always thought to myself..."Where Be All The Daddies?"


-

That was one of the funniest moments in the Summer of Love.

One of George Floyd's baby mommas was being interviewed, and she said to the camera (paraphrased): "When I saw George on TV I told my boy THAT'S YOUR DADDY!!!"

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 19, 2024 07:09 PM (JuA5P)

154 147 And when presented with the data proving that black men commit crime at higher rates, guess what they say?

Racist.
Also, deliberately skewed, etc.
The left is inconquerabley impervious to facts or reality.

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 19, 2024 07:04 PM (bPal/)
______________

Yet, oddly, no one bleats about the disparity in arrest rates between men and women, although the same "logic" applies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 07:08 PM (YqDXo)


Women are incapable of violence, you Nazi Pig!

Posted by: Zombie (in Hell) Susan Atkins at April 19, 2024 07:10 PM (5fDan)

155 When you hear that an "aspiring rapper" is decreased after commiting a crime, you pretty much know what that person was like. That's not a stereotype, or prejudiced, or bigoted, or anything else other than a logical conclusion based on past experience.

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 07:10 PM (vFG9F)

156 >> N, No, Bibi does not. The Abraham Accords are functioning and they don't need the US.

I think some have made the Iranian military to be a lot more lethal than they actually are. Remember when Iran and Iraq fought a war and both lost?

Iran sent over 300 projectiles at Israel and none got through. Now Israel is just plinking Iranian targets at will.. This would also seem to put to lie the claim from the left that Iran's attack was just for show.

They are great at acts of terrorism using proxies but if Israel wanted to take Iran out they could probably get it done before Passover.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2024 07:11 PM (LkLld)

157 One of George Floyd's baby mommas was being interviewed, and she said to the camera (paraphrased): "When I saw George on TV I told my boy THAT'S YOUR DADDY!!!"
________________

Correction: she probably said, "that MIGHT be your daddy, but then again, maybe not."

Then she set the betting line.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 07:11 PM (YqDXo)

158 One of George Floyd's baby mommas was being interviewed, and she said to the camera (paraphrased): "When I saw George on TV I told my boy THAT'S YOUR DADDY!!!"
Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 19, 2024 07:09 PM (JuA5P)

A solid pillar of the community.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 19, 2024 07:12 PM (R4t5M)

159 Whatever. Fuck the police. 100% of them would stomp their boot on your MAGA throat if the mayor told them to.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2024 07:04 PM (PI/SC)


Agreed. The Oath is to the pension, sadly. Which is why our last lines of defense lay with our County Sheriffs. At least out West, at least.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!

In blue states/cities you are correct.
Not so much from what I have seen elsewhere.

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 19, 2024 07:12 PM (bPal/)

160 https://tinyurl.com/3ap4h2s3
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Sundowner's staged Wawa stop is one

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 07:12 PM (fwDg9)

161 When you hear that an "aspiring rapper" is decreased after commiting a crime, you pretty much know what that person was like. That's not a stereotype, or prejudiced, or bigoted, or anything else other than a logical conclusion based on past experience.
Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 07:10 PM (vFG9F)

"Rapper" is about as high as one can rise in the bucket, without actually getting out, which would.not.do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 07:13 PM (tkR6S)

162 The left pretends that there are legitimate situations where shooting someone who is or who turns out to be unarmed is justified.

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 19, 2024 07:14 PM (bPal/)

163 Correction: she probably said, "that MIGHT be your daddy, but then again, maybe not." Then she set the betting line.

Point of Order - an implication of an ability to manage fractions. Unfounded.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 19, 2024 07:14 PM (tQPzC)

164 JackStraw, Iran is going to suffer a thousand cuts and the Iranian populace are going to be smart about when and where this time

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2024 07:14 PM (Xw32h)

165 Take 2
The left pretends that there are no legitimate situations where shooting someone who is or who turns out to be unarmed is justified.

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 19, 2024 07:14 PM (bPal/)

166 maybe someone else remember this, but like 30 years ago some news type program on one of the networks did a piece in which a black minister who was very concerned about cops shooting at and/or killing black guys went on a training session, cops learning to deal with potentially deadly situations, and afterwards the minister admitted that he never realized what these situations could be like.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 19, 2024 07:14 PM (B1FKF)

167 162 The left pretends that there are legitimate situations where shooting someone who is or who turns out to be unarmed is justified.
Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 19, 2024 07:14 PM (bPal/)

are not?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 07:15 PM (di6C2)

168 Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 07:15 PM (di6C2)

169 The American War of Independence started on this day in 1775, with the ‘shot heard round the world’ on Lexington Green near Boston.

Posted by: Duncanthrax, making the observations the MSM doesn't make at April 19, 2024 07:15 PM (a3Q+t)

170 One of George Floyd's baby mommas was being interviewed, and she said to the camera (paraphrased): "When I saw George on TV I told my boy THAT'S YOUR DADDY!!!"
________________

Correction: she probably said, "that MIGHT be your daddy, but then again, maybe not."

Then she set the betting line.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 07:11 PM (YqDXo)

It's like when all the goofballs were doing past life regression, and everybody had a king or queen or some other famous person in their past life experience.

Nobody's past life is an ordinary schlub, and no fatherless child in Minneapolis was fathered by any dead drug addict other than George Floyd.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 07:15 PM (dGCAG)

171 Paging the clock boy. Iran is about to find out what time it is

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2024 07:15 PM (Xw32h)

172 WTF is that?


Azzarello was reportedly active in the Anarcho-Communist forum on Reddit,

Anarchy communism?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2024 07:16 PM (PI/SC)

173 NFL = national felons league
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 07:04 PM (YqDXo)

NFL= Not for long.

- Gerry Glanville.

One of the greatest sports quip.

Posted by: leb at April 19, 2024 07:16 PM (zTK4r)

174 162 The left pretends that there are legitimate situations where shooting someone who is or who turns out to be unarmed is justified.
Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 19, 2024 07:14 PM (bPal/)

are not?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Please see my post #165
Missed the "is not"

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 19, 2024 07:16 PM (bPal/)

175 Honestly with Bari Weiss @thehonestlypod 23h
“You’re Fucking Welcome.”

Nicole Avant’s 92-year-old father on the would-be title of his memoir, after watching an MSNBC host state “zero progress” had been made for black Americans.

He added, “That woman is in that newsroom because my generation made sure that she got into that newsroom, and could speak freely and have that microphone.

How dare she look into that camera and [tell] people like me that there's been no progress?”

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 07:17 PM (vtyCZ)

176 >> N, No, Bibi does not. The Abraham Accords are functioning and they don't need the US.

I think some have made the Iranian military to be a lot more lethal than they actually are. Remember when Iran and Iraq fought a war and both lost?

Iran sent over 300 projectiles at Israel and none got through. Now Israel is just plinking Iranian targets at will.. This would also seem to put to lie the claim from the left that Iran's attack was just for show.

They are great at acts of terrorism using proxies but if Israel wanted to take Iran out they could probably get it done before Passover.
Posted by: JackS



No America, no Israel, should Israel not need us, could we have our $ back, guns?

Posted by: N at April 19, 2024 07:17 PM (RjBju)

177 Not so much from what I have seen elsewhere.
Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer

No, them too. When SHTF they do what the people who pay them say.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2024 07:17 PM (PI/SC)

178 Anarchy communism?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2024 07:16 PM (PI/SC)

Actually, not that unusual. I remember listening to some commie assholes in college once and they argued that communism was the natural state of things once authority had been removed (retards.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 07:17 PM (di6C2)

179 Sundowner now moves like the puppeteers control his limbs as well as what remains of his frontal lobes.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 07:17 PM (5fDan)

180 The American War of Independence started on this day in 1775, with the ‘shot heard round the world’ on Lexington Green near Boston.
Posted by: Duncanthrax, making the observations the MSM doesn't make at April 19, 2024 07:15 PM (a3Q+t)

I thought the shot heard round the world was Jim O'Brien's winning field goal in the final seconds of Super Bowl V.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 07:18 PM (dGCAG)

181 I really don't get why blacks get bent out of shape when a violent black criminal gets justifiably taken out by the cops. These criminals are literally terrorizing their neighborhoods, making it nearly impossible to have a job, shop at a store, enjoy your front porch, stroll down the street, sit in the park...just have a normal peaceful life. Even when the criminal takes himself out, a la George Floyd, they get pissed at the cops and whites. WTH?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 19, 2024 07:18 PM (XMwZJ)

182 N, Israel would like their technology back.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2024 07:19 PM (Xw32h)

183 Horse? Just biding my time. Soon the year of the donkey.

Posted by: The Bray, AOC at April 19, 2024 07:20 PM (CwEzr)

184 >>N, Israel would like their technology back.


And the intel they supply.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2024 07:20 PM (LkLld)

185 Cat Ass Trophy Johnson is right!!

Don't forget Meal Team Six.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at April 19, 2024 07:21 PM (jPtL+)

186 nood

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 07:21 PM (MvF+J)

187 Why are you all talking about crime statistics? Don't you know Taylor Swift's new DOUBLE album came out today? She disses Kim K, ex boyfriends and god knows who else. People really! Let's discuss what's really important. Mkay?



I don't think I need a sarc tag do I?

Posted by: Tuna at April 19, 2024 07:22 PM (oaGWv)

188 Max sings:

Sara Rose 🌹 @saras76 37m
Max Azzarello- the guy who self immolated
https://tinyurl.com/ypu4x3c7
23 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 07:22 PM (vtyCZ)

189 181 I really don't get why blacks get bent out of shape when a violent black criminal gets justifiably taken out by the cops. These criminals are literally terrorizing their neighborhoods, making it nearly impossible to have a job, shop at a store, enjoy your front porch, stroll down the street, sit in the park...just have a normal peaceful life. Even when the criminal takes himself out, a la George Floyd, they get pissed at the cops and whites. WTH?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 19, 2024 07:18 PM (XMwZJ)


They've been brainwashed to believe every black killed by a cop, even if he was killing kids on a playground with a machete, was executed for being black. Period.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 07:22 PM (5fDan)

190 Nobody's past life is an ordinary schlub, and no fatherless child in Minneapolis was fathered by any dead drug addict other than George Floyd.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 07:15 PM (dGCAG)

Frasier did that and he found out his ancestors were not Russian Royalty but a maid/part time prostitute and a thief.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2024 07:23 PM (R/m4+)

191 When the tatted up South American gangs and cartels start pushing their violent crime stats up the scales...

... there's gonna be a shit ton of Angry Black Men lookin' around for White Cops, Brown Cops, Black Cops, Yellow Cops...hell... ANY COPS, to help protect them.

Hood for Hood, those Latin Thugs are twice as smart, thrice as cruel and ten times as hardened as our Homie Grown Ghettoians.

El Salvador has it right. Gang Tatts = Self Incrimination = PRISON.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 19, 2024 07:23 PM (e6UQI)

192 77 So she's being filmed jumping off... and the camera follows her all the way down, as her chute doesn't open. Because she didn't load her regular chute, fearing the rangers would confiscate it.

Oops.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 06:48 PM (dGCAG)

Gonna need a do-over.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 06:51 PM (tkR6S)
----
"Yeah, but in my condition the walk back up is going to be a bitch!"
(Posted by: Very splattered base jumper)

Posted by: Ciampino - Base Jumper at April 19, 2024 07:24 PM (qfLjt)

193 I Meme Therefore I Am @ImMeme0 2h
Democrats have bigger issues with Trump being bored during his sham trial than with their guy who CANNOT string a coherent sentence together.

Wtf this he is even saying?

https://tinyurl.com/3ubznvs4
5 seconds; also Yelling Joe!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 07:25 PM (vtyCZ)

194 Anarchy communism?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2024 07:16 PM (PI/SC)

Yeah. It's a thing. Antifa espouses it. Search anarchy balls for a better explanation..
There is different forms of "anarchy".

Posted by: Reforger at April 19, 2024 07:27 PM (B705c)

195 Hood for Hood, those Latin Thugs are twice as smart, thrice as cruel and ten times as hardened as our Homie Grown Ghettoians.

El Salvador has it right. Gang Tatts = Self Incrimination = PRISON.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston,

You couldn’t be more right here and I am curious the response. Thug life? They don’t even know.

Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2024 07:31 PM (ZdaMQ)

196 "I don't see many police adopting this "my life is less valuable than this violent criminal's life" mentality."

Even after what happened with Covid a lot of people don't seem to understand that whether you're black or white you are a "criminal" to the police.

So yes we do need police officers who are willing to lay down their lives when they start their shift. The idea that a cop's #1 job is to return home safely is why those cowards stood outside a class room while a deranged maniac shot up kids.

Posted by: blackemoji at April 19, 2024 07:36 PM (Zpi5r)

197 A few years ago, I decided to delve into the statistics myself. I looked at Florida's incarceration data by the Florida Bureau of Investigation. These were the stats for men who had actually been convicted and sent to prison, divided by race and crime category. I adjusted for the percentage of each racial group relative to the total population to get a per capita comparison.

I then ran the numbers and saw that black men are nine times as likely to commit murder, and over 30 times as likely to commit violent assault and 35 times more likely to commit rape than white men. This is a huge discrepancy

Posted by: Beverly at April 19, 2024 07:54 PM (Epeb0)

Supreme Court Rules 9-0 That Reverse Discrimination Is Good Cause for Lawsuit; Left Frets That This Ruling Will "Complicate" Their Desire to Discriminate Against Straight White Men

Oh no! We can't complicate the left's mission to turn America into Rhodesia!


Rights groups say the court made it easier to sue employers

Lawyers warn the ruling may also threaten diversity programs
The US Supreme Court's ruling that a St. Louis police sergeant can sue over a job transfer she claims was discriminatory was championed by human rights groups as "an enormous win for workers."

However, hours after the decision Wednesday, lawyers were warning that the outcome could have a chilling effect on employers' diversity initiatives because it adds to questions about what's legal.

Let me clarify this confusion for you: It's illegal to discriminate against someone based on their race. Even if the race being discriminated against is white (spit!).

And even if your justification is "equity."

This lawsuit was actually about sex discrimination against a woman. So, the standard sort of discrimination suit.

That's not what makes this dangerous for DEI programs. Minorities and women have been filing discrimination lawsuits for 60 years.

What makes this dangerous for DEI is that the Supreme Court set a somewhat-low threshold for what level of harm someone has to allege to have grounds for a discrimination suit.

...

Workplace discrimination due to sex or other protected characteristics -- like race, color, religion or national origin -- is illegal, but courts across the country have disagreed about how substantial the unequal treatment must be to merit a legal claim. In this case, the city argued that Muldrow's lateral move at the same pay grade wasn't significantly harmful enough to meet the standard.

The Supreme Court disagreed, saying an employee just needed to show "some harm" under the terms of their employment, but it doesn't need to be "material," "substantial" or "serious." The decision makes it easier for workers to sue over discriminatory job transfers.

Some employment lawyers say the same reasoning could be carried over to workplace development programs or employee resource groups designed to benefit traditionally underrepresented cohorts: for example, a fellowship that only accepts Hispanic students or a leadership program only open to women.

Yes, because that's discrimination. These people are insisting that there's "good discrimination based on innate characteristics" and "bad discrimination based on innate characteristics."

There is no such distinction in the law. All discrimination based on innate characteristics is unlawful.


"Could you say that exclusion from participation in an mentoring or leadership program materially disadvantages someone?" said Jonathan Segal, a partner specializing in employment and labor law at Duane Morris. Even before the opinion, Segal was advising companies to eschew development programs that only allow people of protected groups to participate, he said. Now, he says, "the risk is even higher."

The Supreme Court's decision to overturn affirmative action in college admissions last year prompted executives across the country to reexamine their diversity, equity and inclusion, or DEI programs. At the same time, conservative legal groups refocused their attentions on corporations, arguing that some initiatives meant to benefit marginalized groups amount to reverse discrimination.

Though the racial justice group Legal Defense Fund praised the ruling, Senior Economic Justice Counsel Pilar Whitaker acknowledged opponents of DEI programs likely "will see this as an opening" to launch new attacks on diversity programs.

They're all shocked to hear that discrimination may be bad when you're discriminating against white people.

The left should be celebrating a lawsuit extending employees' right to sue over discrimination based on skin color or sex. Instead, they're alarmed. Because this will limit their ability to discriminate against whites and men.

What the Court finds here can give rise to a suit is the situation where an employer continues paying an employee the same wage, but changes the other elements of his job so that the job is worse.

This is EXACTLY what Disney, for example, is alleged to have done to drive out it's "Pale and Male is Stale" animators, giving them the worst assignments despite them having the most experience, skill, and seniority, to make the job humiliating enough that they'd quit. Which many of them did.

And now the Supreme Court says this is actionable.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:15 PM




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1 Well, good.

Posted by: Catherine at April 19, 2024 05:16 PM (ZSsrh)

2 Oh, well, I'm sure there's a way around it.

Posted by: huerfano at April 19, 2024 05:16 PM (VGOMa)

3 Corgis called.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2024 05:16 PM (a3Q+t)

4 9-0

Who'd a thunk it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2024 05:17 PM (IeFUY)

5 Otters fetched.

Posted by: Catherine at April 19, 2024 05:18 PM (ZSsrh)

6 Good. Even though the plaintiffs' bar in the world of employment tilts heavily leftward ideologically, the one thing they care about more than ideology is money.

They're piranhas.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2024 05:19 PM (+myjY)

7 5 Otters fetched.
Posted by: Catherine at April 19, 2024 05:18 PM (ZSsrh)


Discriminating against Corgis are we 🧐

Posted by: browndog holds his fingers as high as he possibly can at April 19, 2024 05:20 PM (FdRXM)

8 Pet Peeve of mine....there is no such thing as "reverse discrimination". If someone is denying you something because of the color of your skin that is discrimination.


And a 9-0 decision with this court is nearly a miracle.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 19, 2024 05:20 PM (QNSds)

9 Huh... some folks will be... uh, less than pleased.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2024 05:20 PM (Q4IgG)

10 Glad I'm retired. Hope I can afford to stay that way.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 05:20 PM (MvF+J)

11 What about discriminating on the basis of sartorial choice, e.g. The Book Thread?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2024 05:20 PM (a3Q+t)

12 Otters fetched.
Posted by: Catherine at April 19, 2024 05:18 PM


River or Sea?

Posted by: Arthur, King of the Britons at April 19, 2024 05:21 PM (a3Q+t)

13 Affirmative Action has done a lot to divide and destroy this country. I guess it's time the worm turned.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2024 05:21 PM (YRsIm)

14 Great googly moogly - you mean discriminating based on race is illegal and unconstitutional - what will the DNC left do now?

Posted by: Boswell at April 19, 2024 05:22 PM (K+UlC)

15 I don't understand why it took 60 years to acknowledge that reverse discrimination is still unlawful discrimination in the first place. 'Affirmative action' should have been strangled in the cradle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2024 05:22 PM (+myjY)

16 DEI by its very definition is discriminatory. The goal is to include or promote people not based on merit, but based on physical characteristics. That runs contrary to almost all federal law. In fact, I would argue having a DEI program at all, or a DEI officer within a corporation is actionable because it is a sign of discriminatory intent.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 19, 2024 05:23 PM (8bQ1C)

17 Two 9-0 rulings this year.
Are there pigs in the air?

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 19, 2024 05:23 PM (bPal/)

18 13 Affirmative Action has done a lot to divide and destroy this country. I guess it's time the worm turned.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2024 05:21 PM (YRsIm)


The original Civil Rights Act did. The 60s were politically just as insane as now. And just as destructive.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 19, 2024 05:23 PM (tQPzC)

19 This is EXACTLY what Disney, for example, is alleged to have done to drive out it's "Pale and Male is Stale" animators, giving them the worst assignments despite them having the most experience, skill, and seniority, to make the job humiliating enough that they'd quit. Which many of them did.

And now the Supreme Court says this is actionable.
---
Whoops! Whoopsie!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 05:24 PM (BpYfr)

20 Right now it's straight white dudes. But then it'll be just straight dudes.

Supreme Court decisions aside, this idea is doomed to failure. Chicks and faggots can't run shit yesterday, today, or tomorrow. The whole idea is retarded.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 05:24 PM (0FoWg)

21 The Cultural Marxists went for it?
That is shocking

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 05:24 PM (fwDg9)

22 > Pale and Male is Stale

Mary Sue Girlbosses are so hot right now!

Posted by: Leftist Blue-hairs at April 19, 2024 05:25 PM (eyxn4)

23 But when can we expect Boeing planes to be airworthy again?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2024 05:25 PM (+myjY)

24 And a 9-0 decision with this court is nearly a miracle.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 19, 2024 05:20 PM (QNSds)

Wait til you see how I rule on something you really want later....

Posted by: The Roberts Court at April 19, 2024 05:25 PM (0eaVi)

25 See this is what happens when you have a Supreme Court that is all right wing white males and the husband of an insurrectionist!!!

Right!?!?!

Posted by: Just Lily at April 19, 2024 05:25 PM (vivhj)

26 However, hours after the decision Wednesday, lawyers were warning that the outcome could have a chilling effect on employers' diversity initiatives because it adds to questions about what's legal.
_______
Oh no! Not that! Anything but that!

Posted by: Eeyore at April 19, 2024 05:25 PM (1bNHn)

27 This decision will kill Beau Biden all over again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2024 05:26 PM (+myjY)

28 The Cultural Marxists went for it?

I'll wager good money those three chics saw a chance to rule for another chic ... that was the end of it. They'll have no trouble ruling against a white dude.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 19, 2024 05:26 PM (tQPzC)

29 Lemme see if I got this straight (heh): The Court says people can sue employers who discriminate in any direction... and lawyers are complaining?

Doesn't this just mean more business for them? It's like being bisexual, and complaining when your singles club lets in both men and women.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 05:26 PM (dGCAG)

30 9-0. So KBJ voted to be sent back to the cotton fields?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 19, 2024 05:26 PM (1bNHn)

31 This decision will kill Beau Biden all over again.
Posted by: Cicero

Isn't he a pile of poop somewhere?

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 19, 2024 05:26 PM (bPal/)

32 "Oh no! We can't complicate the left's mission to turn America into Rhodesia!"

Every minority group in the US is working as hard as it can to be the winner of the US Minority Musical Chairs Contest, and rule the nation with an iron discrimination fist. This contest will end badly for everyone in every minority group. And end very badly for those cursed to have been born with white skin.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 05:26 PM (5fDan)

33 9-0? Sotomayor must have been in a glazed donut-induced coma to let this slip past her.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2024 05:27 PM (+myjY)

34 This decision will kill Beau Biden all over again.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2024 05:26 PM (+myjY)

During George Floyd's funeral.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 05:27 PM (dGCAG)

35 However, hours after the decision Wednesday, lawyers were warning that the outcome could have a chilling effect on employers' diversity initiatives because it adds to questions about what's legal.


Then put on a fucking sweater.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2024 05:27 PM (R1Ziy)

36 this is fantastic news!

hmm I wonder if it covers age discrimination in tech hiring...

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 19, 2024 05:27 PM (AcWfM)

37 30 9-0. So KBJ voted to be sent back to the cotton fields?
Posted by: Eeyore at April 19, 2024 05:26 PM (1bNHn)

I'm sure this goes against everything in this particular universe, but could she be "growing in office"?

Posted by: Just Lily at April 19, 2024 05:27 PM (vivhj)

38 I think this 9-0 ruling pretty much tells the world the gig is up. This was a warning from the 3 liberal judges to the DEI world, we cannot protect you, absent action from Congress, the conservatives interpretation of this is spot on, and we cannot find any fault in it without look in a manner so stupid that even we refuse to go there.

Corporate diversity programs are going to fall like crazy starting now. Including certain applicant pool enhancing recruitment schemes.

The lawyer (Segal) is saying what every large corporate attorney groups are telling their clients. Get out in front of this before the next big domino falls - making affirmative action programs illegal. Companies like Disney, who move too slowly or have been egregiously violating discrimination law, are going to get torched.

Posted by: Black JEM at April 19, 2024 05:28 PM (GZYu7)

39 Funny thing is how HR et al plainly state they're only going to hire on the basis of MUH DIVERSITY AND PRONOUNS when the law specifically says this is illegal

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at April 19, 2024 05:28 PM (VTu1l)

40 Two 9-0 rulings this year.
Are there pigs in the air?
Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 19, 2024 05:23 PM (bPal/)

Posted by: Pink Floyd at April 19, 2024 05:29 PM (FCbAQ)

41 But when can we expect Boeing planes to be airworthy again?

****************

Every time my job asks me to fly I say

if it's Boeing, I'm not going

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at April 19, 2024 05:29 PM (VTu1l)

42 The SCROTUMs Decision Just Proves The Sun Even Shines On A Dog's Ass Some Days...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2024 05:29 PM (R/m4+)

43 Two 9-0 rulings this year.
Are there pigs in the air?
Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 19, 2024 05:23 PM (bPal/)
Posted by: Pink Floyd at April 19, 2024 05:29 PM (FCbAQ)


Uh, we tried to say Yes, but Pink is stoned as usual

Posted by: Pink Floyd at April 19, 2024 05:30 PM (FCbAQ)

44 Honestly, I think they're *just* smart enough to realize that their monster babies are slaughtering the straight white male gander that laid all their golden eggs. I know that's a weird metaphor, but maybe the gander identifies as a goose, buddy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 05:30 PM (0FoWg)

45 Some of the opposition the original Civil Rights Act was indeed prejudicial and rooted in racism. But if you go back and look at the record there were some concerned with the fact it was unconstitutional in the sense it represented institutionalized discrimination. Those were actually well founded claims written off as cloaked discrimination- the latter being the real pathos based fraud.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 19, 2024 05:31 PM (8bQ1C)

46 But when can we expect Boeing planes to be airworthy again?

****************

Every time my job asks me to fly I say

if it's Boeing, I'm not going

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at April 19, 2024 05:29 PM (VTu1l)
==
This probably also will torch all supplier set aside programs as well. It's going to all fall down at some point. Boeing has made some interesting contracting decisions overly focused on diversity - be nice if their entire C Suite became unemployed this month.

Posted by: Black JEM at April 19, 2024 05:31 PM (GZYu7)

47 The one woman who doesn't know what a woman is is for letting women sue for discrimination.

Posted by: torabora at April 19, 2024 05:31 PM (AvZ3a)

48 Someone on our school board was accused of illegal activity and resigned. The Board sent out a notice: The Board recognizes that an event such as this can cause the community to question their confidence in their elected officials."

Ya think?!! I'll admit that I laughed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2024 05:32 PM (XkYcA)

49 248 Max Azzarello is the name given by the man who set himself on fire outside the Trump trial in New York after leaving behind a “rambling” manifesto and social media accounts in which he sang about starting a “revolution.
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 04:51 PM (RHGPo)

320 BREAKING: Man Who Set Himself on Fire Identified — Wrote a Manifesto Online Warning of an “Apocalyptic Fascist World Coup” — Calls for Revolution -Gateway Headline

The flamer is still living in 2019-2020
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 19, 2024 05:09 PM (cOq4q)
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The Ponzi Papers substack
https://tinyurl.com/bdd9nuw3

Image of leaflets/pamphlets he was handing out earlier:
https://tinyurl.com/y8wn4rb7
scroll down a tiny bit; no video at the link now as it's been deleted from X.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 05:32 PM (vtyCZ)

50 " 9-0. So KBJ voted to be sent back to the cotton fields?"

She's dumber than a bundle of sticks. I doubt they want her.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 19, 2024 05:32 PM (8bQ1C)

51 It's funny how SCOTUS has a lot of power and influence in some areas of the law, but the country has collectively chosen to ignore it in other areas.

SCOTUS told Biden he couldn't forgive loans. He did it anyway. He's on video bragging about defying SCOTUS.

SCOTUS slammed the door shut on the 2nd Amendment issue with Bruen. Left wing states are churning out 2nd Amendment infringements faster than ever. A judge in WA is on video bragging about putting out a stay so gun magazine size stays restricted without reading the opinion he was staying.

Somehow Casey is being treated seriously, though.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 05:33 PM (eyxn4)

52 > But when can we expect Boeing planes to be airworthy again?
___________

Generally speaking they're safe. DEI infiltration into the manufacturing processes is what resulted in several top CEO's to bailout. (pun intended)

Maintenance on the other hand...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2024 05:33 PM (Q4IgG)

53 I think this 9-0 ruling pretty much tells the world the gig is up. This was a warning from the 3 liberal judges to the DEI world,

No way in Hell. At least five of these Black Robed Deities have no shits to give about intellectual honesty or consistency.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 19, 2024 05:33 PM (tQPzC)

54 Well, given that my plans for the Feeb's entire 7th floor, was to re-assign them all to empty offices in barn style warehouses in Nowheresville, NB, I guess we're still good to go.

Transferring ALL of them would then be discriminating against NONE of them.

Get all six-hundred Federal Marshals to escort the U-Hauls n' Ryder Trucks, and it'll be like Riding Herd on a Traitor Roundup!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 19, 2024 05:34 PM (e6UQI)

55 Isn't he a pile of poop somewhere?
Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 19, 2024 05:26 PM


He'll be starring in the reboot of the Streets of San Francisco.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2024 05:34 PM (a3Q+t)

56 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 05:34 PM (T4tVD)

57 This only goes to show that there are not nearly enough Justices on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2024 05:34 PM (+myjY)

58 50 " 9-0. So KBJ voted to be sent back to the cotton fields?"

She's dumber than a bundle of sticks. I doubt they want her.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 19, 2024 05:32 PM (8bQ1C)


Can someone tell me again how to tell if a cotton boll is rotten?

Posted by: KBJ at April 19, 2024 05:35 PM (5fDan)

59 Gosh, I hope they don't apply this to Congress. The Black Caucus will lose it's identity.

Posted by: Orson at April 19, 2024 05:35 PM (dIske)

60 Love to see Trump in jail in C block, doing a rally with the brothers.
CNN losing their minds

Posted by: Redenzo at April 19, 2024 05:35 PM (V/pbu)

61 Love to see Trump in jail in C block, doing a rally with the brothers.

He goes in ? He does not come out alive.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 19, 2024 05:36 PM (tQPzC)

62 Discrimination used to mean something good. Another term the Left flipped on its head.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 05:37 PM (lX8VI)

63
Middle age white men who voted for Obama? Guess what his supporters are chanting now? Hey, ho, old white men have got to go.

Please begin redistributing any wealth now. Biden's second term is promising taxes on 'unrealized gains'. Did your home or IRA or stocks increase in value this year? Pay up. 90,000 new IRS agents are waiting to have you BOHICA.

Tired of the Eeyore types around these here parts. These are nothing but straight out communists coming out of the woodwork and you're bitching about what exactly?

Sure, there are problems, but sitting out an election is gonna net you everything you deserve for sitting out the election.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 05:37 PM (RKVpM)

64 55 Isn't he a pile of poop somewhere?
Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 19, 2024 05:26 PM

He'll be starring in the reboot of the Streets of San Francisco.


karl malden hardest hit

Posted by: anachronda at April 19, 2024 05:37 PM (v3pYe)

65 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 05:37 PM (qnO/N)

66 Can someone tell me again how to tell if a cotton boll is rotten?
Posted by: KBJ


Tampon joke?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 05:37 PM (eyxn4)

67 Someone on our school board was accused of illegal activity and resigned. The Board sent out a notice: The Board recognizes that an event such as this can cause the community to question their confidence in their elected officials."

Ya think?!! I'll admit that I laughed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2024 05:32 PM (XkYcA)

"You did not see what you just saw."

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 05:38 PM (lX8VI)

68 "We can't complicate the left's mission to turn America into Rhodesia!"
*********
More like Zimbabwe.

Posted by: Cosda at April 19, 2024 05:38 PM (sjyKm)

69 Can someone tell me again how to tell if a cotton boll is rotten?
Posted by: KBJ at April 19, 2024 05:35 PM


When you can't pick very much cotton:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PomVdp3noLU

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2024 05:38 PM (a3Q+t)

70 9-0

Who'd a thunk it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2024 05:17 PM (IeFUY)

Nine lawyers in black robes opened up new job opportunities for all practicing lawyers.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 05:38 PM (qnO/N)

71 Gosh, I hope they don't apply this to Congress. The Black Caucus will lose it's identity.
Posted by: Orson at April 19, 2024 05:35 PM (dIske)

At present, you're still free to associate with whomever you wish, even if you decide to confine your associations to other black people. (Or white people.)

That said, I have no doubt that some CA legislator will soon offer a bill that requires individuals to meet specified racial and gender quotas in their personal friendships or face civil and criminal consequences.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2024 05:39 PM (+myjY)

72 44 Honestly, I think they're *just* smart enough to realize that their monster babies are slaughtering the straight white male gander that laid all their golden eggs. I know that's a weird metaphor, but maybe the gander identifies as a goose, buddy.

only the eggdicator knows for sure

Posted by: willy wonka at April 19, 2024 05:39 PM (v3pYe)

73 Lowering the plaintiff’s burden to show harm for a discrimination suit sounds good in theory. But it will be used almost exclusively by the same rent seekers and ambulance chasers that abuse these lawsuits now, and it will make it much easier.

Crap employees from protected classes just got much harder to fire.

What does “some harm” mean? It could mean anything. That sound you hear is lawyers rushing to the phones to order new Porsches from the fat legal fees they’ll get from this. The liberals on the court voted for this. What does that tell you??

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 05:40 PM (Btbyw)

74 64 55 Isn't he a pile of poop somewhere?
Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 19, 2024 05:26 PM

He'll be starring in the reboot of the Streets of San Francisco.

karl malden hardest hit

Posted by: anachronda at April 19, 2024 05:37 PM (v3pYe)


I did my best acting, ever, on the Streets of San Francisco series! I've been conning everyone for 50 years!

Posted by: Michael Douglas at April 19, 2024 05:40 PM (5fDan)

75 Two 9-0 rulings this year.
Are there pigs in the air?
Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 19, 2024 05:23 PM (bPal/)
Posted by: Pink Floyd at April 19, 2024 05:29 PM (FCbAQ)


Uh, we tried to say Yes, but Pink is stoned as usual
Posted by: Pink Floyd

What round for flying pig
And a good windshield cleaner...

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 19, 2024 05:40 PM (bPal/)

76 38 I think this 9-0 ruling pretty much tells the world the gig is up.

__________________________________

I think it, more accurately, showcases just how stupid some of those Judges on the left happen to be. They probably didn't make the association and were too focused on siding with the woman in the case.

Posted by: Orson at April 19, 2024 05:41 PM (dIske)

77 The fascists are going for broke… I am puzzled as to how the SC ruling furthers their agenda… has some memo been sent unbeknown to us???

Posted by: tubal at April 19, 2024 05:41 PM (PCK5/)

78 That said, I have no doubt that some CA legislator will soon offer a bill that requires individuals to meet specified racial and gender quotas in their personal friendships or face civil and criminal consequences.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2024 05:39 PM (+myjY)

I have zero friends of any race.

Equity!

Posted by: An Antisocial Missnthrope at April 19, 2024 05:41 PM (JAhdn)

79 IMF sounds alarm on US debt.

Unsustainable, something has to give.

Posted by: It's happening at April 19, 2024 05:41 PM (tN3kf)

80 Maybe it is just me but I find Roger Waters an impediment to enjoying Pink Floyd..

Posted by: tubal at April 19, 2024 05:43 PM (PCK5/)

81 Meaningless. Blue states with a couple of Purple states disregard the SCOTUS out of hand. They are a nonentity to these states.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 19, 2024 05:43 PM (aFNOf)

82 Don't make the mistake of blaming us for sitting out your elections. Blame your ridiculous Party for it. They did that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 05:43 PM (0FoWg)

83 Maybe it is just me but I find Roger Waters an impediment to enjoying Pink Floyd..
Posted by: tubal at April 19, 2024 05:43 PM (PCK5/)


You and David Gilmour.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2024 05:44 PM (+myjY)

84 Live by the woke, die by the woke...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 05:44 PM (BpYfr)

85 Meaningless. Blue states with a couple of Purple states disregard the SCOTUS out of hand.


Even blue states have federal courts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2024 05:45 PM (+myjY)

86 So, will this end up like their ruling on Forgiving student loans ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 05:45 PM (Akjoo)

87 IMF sounds alarm on US debt.

Unsustainable, something has to give.
Posted by: It's happening at April 19, 2024 05:41 PM (tN3kf)
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Send in Ethan Hunt! Oh, wait. He's a straight white male...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 05:46 PM (BpYfr)

88 We can't complicate the left's mission to turn America into Rhodesia!

When the theoretical underpinnings of "affirmative action" were being developed in the 1970s, the two great "success stories" of affirmative action were Yugoslavia and Sri Lanka.

How did that turn out?

Posted by: The Criminal Justice System! at April 19, 2024 05:46 PM (YAtuc)

89 Indonesian Transgender Prostitutes hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 05:46 PM (WdTNG)

90 Compare and contract the reactions between the right having a ruling go against them and the left having one.

One of those seems to generate change.

The other, not so much.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2024 05:46 PM (Q4IgG)

91 Psst...
DEI is already illegal, it violates the Civil Rights Act of 1966.
Psst, pass it on.

Posted by: gourmand du jour wants to know at April 19, 2024 05:46 PM (MeG8a)

92 The fascists are going for broke… I am puzzled as to how the SC ruling furthers their agenda… has some memo been sent unbeknown to us???

*shakes head*

*sighs*

They're not a monolithic, coordinated bloc. And they don't have a master plan:

The three chics sided with the chic. They'll side with whatever screws over white males next week. Thats it. End of story.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 19, 2024 05:47 PM (tQPzC)

93 I see that a 37 year old athletic software engineer for ESPN has died of suddenly.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at April 19, 2024 05:48 PM (MFZft)

94 44 Honestly, I think they're *just* smart enough to realize that their monster babies are slaughtering the straight white male gander that laid all their golden eggs. I know that's a weird metaphor, but maybe the gander identifies as a goose, buddy.
_______________

Shorter version: but for straight white males, this country would be shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 05:48 PM (YqDXo)

95 I thought the Constitution was a harness on government action.
And I'll give you there are many quasi government companies.

But still private companies that discriminate can as long as they don't promote badges of slavery.

I think the idea here is that freedom of association requires people to find a good fit where they work or just leave the attitude at home. Do the job you are hired for usually works.

Posted by: torabora at April 19, 2024 05:48 PM (SzDO/)

96
Maybe it is just me but I find Roger Waters an impediment to enjoying Pink Floyd..

Posted by: tubal at April 19, 2024 05:43 PM


His political views are as stench filled as Joe's wet diaper.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 05:48 PM (RKVpM)

97 38 I think this 9-0 ruling pretty much tells the world the gig is up. This was a warning from the 3 liberal judges to the DEI world, we cannot protect you, absent action from Congress, the conservatives interpretation of this is spot on, and we cannot find any fault in it without look in a manner so stupid that even we refuse to go there.

Posted by: Black JEM

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I don't know.

Admittedly I know very little, but I wonder if this is a sacrifice in order to shore up the very idea of "anti-discrimination" law.

I mean, some of us think that a private employer should be able to discriminate. Freedom of contract and all that.

So is this the left saying that they know the whole gov. mandated "fairness" in dictating who the fuck you hire (or serve - public accommodation, or pick to be your neighbor....) is fake law and unconstitutional, but let's agree to make it stronger by enforcing it both ways since if we say it only works sometimes it will reveal the fraud.

Posted by: The astonishing Gentlemen TIJM at April 19, 2024 05:49 PM (VskGF)

98 “61”
Are you shitting me.
If Trump went to jail secret service would follow him in. Armed. And would fuck u any homo pretend gangster who got near him.
Really? WTF are you thinking

Posted by: Redenzo at April 19, 2024 05:49 PM (V/pbu)

99 69 Can someone tell me again how to tell if a cotton boll is rotten?
Posted by: KBJ at April 19, 2024 05:35 PM

When you can't pick very much cotton:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PomVdp3noLU

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2024 05:38 PM (a3Q+t)


Nice, but to really experience this song, I believe you have to go with the guy who wrote it, not some whitebread boys from SoCal

https://tinyurl.com/mwwbdxm4

Posted by: Michael Douglas at April 19, 2024 05:49 PM (5fDan)

100 https://tinyurl.com/yabk6xz7

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2024 05:50 PM (npL9l)

101 Or ruling is planned to work some way the Marxists have planned.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 05:50 PM (fwDg9)

102 PFE up 2.4% on news of Taylor Swift album release.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 05:51 PM (MvF+J)

103 82 Don't make the mistake of blaming us for sitting out your elections. Blame your ridiculous Party for it. They did that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


I will not be voting R this go around. No way in Hell.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 19, 2024 05:52 PM (aFNOf)

104
Don't make the mistake of blaming us for sitting out your elections. Blame your ridiculous Party for it. They did that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 05:43 PM


Everyone with an IQ north of 100 knows that even in a simplistic game like checkers, blocking a win is better then losing.

I wanna block the commies. I know our side should be better, but they're not. Doesn't mean I wanna lose at checkers.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 05:53 PM (RKVpM)

105
I wanna block the commies. I know our side should be better, but they're not. Doesn't mean I wanna lose at checkers.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 05:53 PM (RKVpM)

What you said

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 05:53 PM (Akjoo)

106 There are some people I will be voting for in November that will have an “R” tacked on behind them… this is incidental.

Posted by: tubal at April 19, 2024 05:54 PM (PCK5/)

107 About effin' time for something like this.

And I'm fine with turning America into Rhodesia. Sme aspects of it, anyway. By which I mean the original Southern Rhodesia, say around 1930.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 05:54 PM (omVj0)

108 “Weak People Become a Host for Evil – That’s Exactly What’s Happening to Mike Johnson” – Tucker Carlson

Weak is an understatement describing this four-eyed little shitstain. Vacate his ass.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 19, 2024 05:55 PM (aFNOf)

109 In general, the Court seeks to maximize federal government power in general, and especially their own, specifically. It's the common thread that runs back to 1803. Not universally true, but close to it.

They perceive some advantage for the Article III judges in this. My guess is that they'd like to impose themselves at the center of the processes which our nominally private institutions use to pick winners and losers and sacrificial victims.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 05:55 PM (0FoWg)

110 Everyone with an IQ north of 100 knows that even in a simplistic game like checkers, blocking a win is better then losing.

Plenty of people, regardless of IQ, fall for the trap of playing a rigged game because its the only game in town.

If the game is rigged ... don't play. If you play anyway ? You'll lose in the long run - no matter how high you score on an IQ test.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 19, 2024 05:55 PM (tQPzC)

111 Rhodesia? We say Zimbabwe now, don't we?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2024 05:56 PM (Xw32h)

112 I will not be voting R this go around. No way in Hell.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 19, 2024 05:52 PM (aFNOf)

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Is it too late to primary the aisle jumpers?

Posted by: Decaf at April 19, 2024 05:56 PM (unUNN)

113 If the game is rigged ... don't play. If you play anyway ? You'll lose in the long run - no matter how high you score on an IQ test.
Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 19, 2024 05:55 PM (tQPzC)

So you're saying Biden is better than Trump ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 05:56 PM (Akjoo)

114 98 “61”
Are you shitting me.
If Trump went to jail secret service would follow him in. Armed. And would fuck u any homo pretend gangster who got near him.
Really? WTF are you thinking

Posted by: Redenzo at April 19, 2024 05:49 PM (V/pbu)


I think what would actually happen is Trump immediately seeks-out the leader of the strongest gang in the joint, lays the old Trump razz-ma-tazz on him, and that gang becomes his prison-wide bodyguard. In return for some favors Trump can arrange to get in for the gang. Then Trump tells the SS detail to go protect someone who actually needs it. Media heads all go mushroom-cloud.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 05:56 PM (5fDan)

115 Nice, but to really experience this song, I believe you have to go with the guy who wrote it, not some whitebread boys from SoCal

https://tinyurl.com/mwwbdxm4
Posted by: Michael Douglas at April 19, 2024 05:49 PM


How about adding some down-home terpschorean expression to it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnXMqHLN9JA

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2024 05:59 PM (a3Q+t)

116 I commented earlier....

I think the money allocated to Congress is managed by the left. They decide who, what gets funding.

The GOP is subservient. It's really obvious.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2024 06:00 PM (Q4IgG)

117 Why trust the Secret Service?

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 06:00 PM (MvF+J)

118 I never understood the concept of righting historical inequalities by perpetrating inequalities today against people who had nothing to do with it and benefitting people who were not disadvantaged. This is civilization-destroying stupidity.

Posted by: Decaf at April 19, 2024 06:00 PM (unUNN)

119 117 Why trust the Secret Service?
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 06:00 PM (MvF+J

I agree.. I always hope Trump has some of his own security

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 06:01 PM (Akjoo)

120 When the checkers are all attached to the pins of grenades, play something else.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 06:01 PM (0FoWg)

121 So you're saying Biden is better than Trump ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 05:56 PM (Akjoo)


I'm saying how we voted last time didn't matter ... so I'm not holding my breath this time. And voting GOP in general hasn't mattered in 40 years.

So no ... I don't give a shit about political sport. I've grown out of it. Ric Flair vs Ricky Steamboat was more entertaining, and no less scripted.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 19, 2024 06:01 PM (tQPzC)

122 The GOP is subservient. It's really obvious.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2024 06:00 PM


"Bring out The Gimp!"
-- Nancy Pelosi & Chuck Schumer

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2024 06:02 PM (a3Q+t)

123 Kee p saying We are in the Looting of the Empire stage before the collapse

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 06:02 PM (fwDg9)

124 Trump is a flawed human being. Biden will complete the destruction of this country. That's it. It's that simple.

Sit out the election if you want to, but don't don a cloak of righteousness while doing so.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2024 06:03 PM (2UnvF)

125 AWFLs can be AWFULs as well, the U is for urban as these females are almost all urban-dwellers. There is no way they would be among the despised rural population.

Posted by: Decaf at April 19, 2024 06:03 PM (unUNN)

126 Blabbermouth: DAVID LEE ROTH Releases New Song 'Scotch And Sofa'

https://tinyurl.com/9cscf833

Video at link.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 06:04 PM (WxVVv)

127 Trump is a flawed human being. Biden will complete the destruction of this country. That's it. It's that simple.

If I knew Biden would ? I'd fill out my ballot today. The sooner we get this over, the sooner we can move on to whatever is next.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 19, 2024 06:04 PM (tQPzC)

128 123 Kee p saying We are in the Looting of the Empire stage before the collapse
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 06:02 PM (fwDg9)

I have to admit sometimes I wonder if it would be better to let Biden have it and quicken the demise of the Country But I would like one more tiny chance that Trump might be able to stop it.. I know.. Not likely ... I'll be voting anyway

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 06:05 PM (Akjoo)

129
Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 19, 2024 05:55 PM

Go f yourself while you masturbate over the Penn State logo and regret things that could have been.

I'm lighting a Coach Joe Paterno candle while you continue on your three day binge. Before your manic episode crashes into depression. What was it - 18 hours you were manic yesterday? I was like WTF?

Sorry if the Cobs have decided not to clean out the riff-raft. No tip-jar from me. How about a nice brag from you?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 06:05 PM (RKVpM)

130 think what would actually happen is Trump immediately seeks-out the leader of the strongest gang in the joint, lays the old Trump razz-ma-tazz on him, and that gang becomes his prison-wide bodyguard. In return for some favors Trump can arrange to get in for the gang. Then Trump tells the SS detail to go protect someone who actually needs it. Media heads all go mushroom-cloud.
Posted by: Gre




Trump. " hear me now you fucking lazy fags, I'm not in here with you, you're here with me!"

Posted by: N at April 19, 2024 06:05 PM (RjBju)

131 “61”
Are you shitting me.
If Trump went to jail secret service would follow him in. Armed. And would fuck u any homo pretend gangster who got near him.
Really? WTF are you thinking

Posted by: Redenzo at April 19, 2024 05:49 PM (V/pbu)

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[Reprising my comment from earlier today:]

Bennie Thompson introduces bill to deny Trump Secret Service protection and ensure that he's Epsteined if convicted of a felony and goes to prison:

[Washington Times:] http://tiny.cc/hj4txz

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 06:05 PM (IcPqy)

132 Bennie Thompson introduces bill to deny Trump Secret Service protection and ensure that he's Epsteined if convicted of a felony and goes to prison:

[Washington Times:] http://tiny.cc/hj4txz
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 06:05 PM (IcPqy)

Yeah, makes sense.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:07 PM (di6C2)

133 If I knew Biden would ? I'd fill out my ballot today. The sooner we get this over, the sooner we can move on to whatever is next.
Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 19, 2024 06:04 PM (tQPzC)

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Yeah, winning later by losing now is a brilliant strategy, genius.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2024 06:07 PM (2UnvF)

134 Scogg, did your mom drop you on your head or did you have to work to get this stupid?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2024 06:08 PM (2UnvF)

135 Yeah, winning later by losing now is a brilliant strategy, genius.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2024 06:07 PM (2UnvF)

To be fair, the Let it Burn caucus has been with us a while.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:08 PM (di6C2)

136 11 What about discriminating on the basis of sartorial choice, e.g. The Book Thread?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2024 05:20 PM (a3Q+t)
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You have a beef about you briefs?

Posted by: Ciampino - this is short for book thread at April 19, 2024 06:08 PM (qfLjt)

137 It's not a cloak of righteousness. It's more like a turtleneck sweater.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 19, 2024 06:08 PM (dg+HA)

138 Since 2016 I've been hearing the argument that PDT isn't presidential and I cannot vote for him so I'm sitting out this election. WTH, how is potatus presidential? Not voting for PDT is a vote for the veggie in chief. If nothing else vote for the least offensive of the two and if you think potatus is it you're an idiot.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 19, 2024 06:09 PM (bQU1b)

139 My sartorial, my choice.

Posted by: Needs work at April 19, 2024 06:10 PM (dg+HA)

140 I am going to vote R and encourage everyone I know to do so. I am not going to surrender one fucking thing to the dems. Come and get it, assholes

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2024 06:11 PM (Xw32h)

141 I never understood the concept of righting historical inequalities by perpetrating inequalities today against people who had nothing to do with it and benefitting people who were not disadvantaged. This is civilization-destroying stupidity.
Posted by: Decaf at April 19, 2024 06:00 PM (unUNN)

It's all about money, graft, vote buying, rape, water walkers, doo gooders, karens, virtue signaling, rape and money.

One gets paid to be "disadvantaged".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2024 06:12 PM (R/m4+)

142 I live in a Red state. I like it. Will not be voting for Leftists. I say this without alluding to Republicans. Easy.

Posted by: tubal at April 19, 2024 06:12 PM (PCK5/)

143 I am going to vote R and encourage everyone I know to do so. I am not going to surrender one fucking thing to the dems. Come and get it, assholes
Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2024 06:11 PM (Xw32h)

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Right there with you.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2024 06:12 PM (2UnvF)

144 Yeah, winning later by losing now is a brilliant strategy, genius.

Again, you folks addicted to voting keep insisting that its a choice between two distinctions. In the macro - it simply has not been. For decades.

When Trump won the first time - the GOP blocked him harder than the DNC. When Trump won the second time - the GOP closed their eyes and covered their ears while he got screwed. And when Trump wins the third time ? They'll do the latter first, then the former if need be. There is just no reason to get excited.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 19, 2024 06:13 PM (tQPzC)

145 On bright side, vote because there is the chance a hundred million people like us are fed up seeing their costs skyrocket and government cronies living like kings

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 06:13 PM (fwDg9)

146 138 Since 2016 I've been hearing the argument that PDT isn't presidential and I cannot vote for him so I'm sitting out this election. WTH, how is potatus presidential? Not voting for PDT is a vote for the veggie in chief. If nothing else vote for the least offensive of the two and if you think potatus is it you're an idiot.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 19, 2024 06:09 PM (bQU1b)


The dopes who hate Tump for not being presidential consider Obummer and Potatus to super-Presidential in bearing, tone, speechifying, gravitas, etc. Dopes.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 06:13 PM (5fDan)

147 136 You have a beef about you briefs?

it's a potato, actually, but the chicks think it's beef

Posted by: nigel tufnel at April 19, 2024 06:13 PM (v3pYe)

148
I'm waiting for Scoog to tell us he hits the tip-jar with the girthy weight of 10,000 John Holmes on an LD dose of viagra.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 06:13 PM (RKVpM)

149 Nihilism or Fatalism?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:14 PM (di6C2)

150 I never understood the concept of righting historical inequalities by perpetrating inequalities today against people who had nothing to do with it and benefitting people who were not disadvantaged. This is civilization-destroying stupidity.

Posted by: Decaf at April 19, 2024 06:00 PM (unUNN)

It's not stupidity, it's intentional.

The mind-numbing evil of it is they are using past wrongs of their *own* compatriots to justify doing all the same shit today.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 06:14 PM (lX8VI)

151 Praise God there is hope for the Republic.

Posted by: setnaffa at April 19, 2024 06:14 PM (jeNdr)

152 Ollie, the potato goes in the front!

Posted by: Just the punchline at April 19, 2024 06:14 PM (dg+HA)

153 About ten years.

Posted by: Just the punchline again at April 19, 2024 06:15 PM (dg+HA)

154 Why trust the Secret Service?
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 06:00 PM (MvF+J



We need to lay off the "don't trust the secret service" stuff. I have been hearing that since 2015 when Trump won the primary....we can't trust the secret service they will let Trump get killed, etc. It's time to let that go.


Iffn it ain't happened in 9 years I don't think it is going to happen this year.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 19, 2024 06:15 PM (QNSds)

155 152 Ollie, the potato goes in the front!
Posted by: Just the punchline at April 19, 2024 06:14 PM (dg+HA)

Right next to the onion.

Some cubed beef and you have stew.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:15 PM (di6C2)

156 I am going to vote R and encourage everyone I know to do so. I am not going to surrender one fucking thing to the dems. Come and get it, assholes

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2024 06:11 PM (Xw32h)
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THIS.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 06:16 PM (YqDXo)

157 Nihilism or Fatalism?

On the forced march into Dachau ? Realism. The guy that still insists on stopping to smell the roses outside the gate ? An asshole.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 19, 2024 06:16 PM (tQPzC)

158 Now do the 9th appeals court, that just ruled unanimously that cops couldn't arrest people just because other people might resort to violence to stop them from talking.

If I stand on the street corner and say abortion is evil, in Seattle, they could arrest me, because my words might cause other people to become violent.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at April 19, 2024 06:17 PM (mvURQ)

159 On the forced march into Dachau ? Realism. The guy that still insists on stopping to smell the roses outside the gate ? An asshole.
Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 19, 2024 06:16 PM (tQPzC)

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You've got your shrink on speed dial, don't you?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2024 06:18 PM (2UnvF)

160 @sentdefender
·
18m
Significant Airstrikes by Unknown Aircraft have been reported against a Major Iranian-Backed Militia Base in the Babylon Governorate of Eastern Iraq to the South of Baghdad.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2024 06:18 PM (LkLld)

161 I think everyone knows that AA only has the following effects.
- It promotes the unqualified, thus making that class look even worse.
- It stains the qualified, and everyone things they Didn't Earn It.
- It enshitifies everything, destroying society.
- It is cash for lawyers and power for politicians.


So,.... The Purpose of a System Is What It Does.

The purpose is to HARM the favored class, and that is all it accomplishes.

Posted by: The astonishing Gentlemen TIJM at April 19, 2024 06:18 PM (VskGF)

162 Use the ballot box and have the other box that's not the soap box available.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 19, 2024 06:18 PM (R4t5M)

163 Iffn it ain't happened in 9 years I don't think it is going to happen this year.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 19, 2024 06:15 PM (QNSds)

Perhaps. I am not saying that they cannot be trusted, but completely separate from the direction the rest of the thread is going:

Would anyone actually want to be a SS guy? There is a certain amount of... amorality implied in the job. You protect your assigned guy, no matter what. You stand outside the door if he is cheating on his wife. You watch out for threats while he is sniffing and feeling up a 12 year old.

I dunno, there is a certain... emptiness to it. Just something I have thought about since... I'd say Dave the movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:19 PM (di6C2)

164 I misread the headline as "Supreme Court Rules 9-0 That Reverse Discrimination Is Good. . ."

I should read more than one line.

Posted by: RS at April 19, 2024 06:19 PM (E7m29)

165
Hey, Scoog - does CBD have your email addy? He has mine.

Oh wait, he keeps blocking you, you keep coming back with your same manic message to give the hell up. Go to hell, along with your assorted socks that mysteriously like to s__k you dick.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 06:20 PM (RKVpM)

166 On a lighter note, the Feds are now warning that all our base are belong to China.

Funny how quickly we flipped from "China is no competition and we are well ahead," to "We lost."

Posted by: The astonishing Gentlemen TIJM at April 19, 2024 06:20 PM (VskGF)

167 164 I misread the headline as "Supreme Court Rules 9-0 That Reverse Discrimination Is Good. . ."

I should read more than one line.
Posted by: RS at April 19, 2024 06:19 PM (E7m29)

Yeah, a scan got my blood pressure pumping until I waited and reread.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:20 PM (di6C2)

168 Like I said I'm voting... Haven't missed a vote since I was first allowed to vote.

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 06:20 PM (Akjoo)

169 OT Risky Business is getting a Criterion release in July.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 06:21 PM (MnmvL)

170 Pale and Male is Stale

Mary Sue Girlbosses are so hot right now!

Posted by: Leftist Blue-hairs

I have four females between me and my CEO. One is white and has a solid career professionally as an EE engineer, she is my director and supervisor. The next one i never heard of in the 27 and a half years I've been in the company. Supposed to be a mechanical engineer, but poofed into existence last year as the division vice president engineer. The next two vice presidents are from HBCS schools with shitty reputations for the professional graduated engineers. One is the division senior executive engineer responsible for profit and loss, the other is the business area executive vice president over 135,000 employees and maybe $300B in sales, profit and loss. In a field dominated by white males, and asian males, around 90%...thus is discriminatory on the surface and outright evil.

Only my supervisor understands how to decompose requirements and develop a system design. The two hbcs Veeps are 100% clueless in that area. I've worked with both of them before they made vp, very early in their careers. Didn't earn it.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 19, 2024 06:21 PM (MsrgL)

171 It's not stupidity, it's intentional.

The mind-numbing evil of it is they are using past wrongs of their *own* compatriots to justify doing all the same shit today.
Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 06:14 PM (lX8VI)


Soros and other communists DESIRE CHAOS and dysfunction. That's the goal of anti-white discrimination, DEI, trans rights, bail "reform," etc etc.

Bottom up > top down > inside out

They DESIRE crime, violence, death, mass graves, famine, no energy, and all things non civilized because the west wouldn't bow to communism in the state it was.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 19, 2024 06:21 PM (U8kCF)

172 "I mean, some of us think that a private employer should be able to discriminate. Freedom of contract and all that."

right ... and this is how they snuck these reg's by us over the decades. They make them only apply to companies with over 50 employees, or whatever number works. Most small businesses were not impacted ... at first.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2024 06:21 PM (Cus5s)

173 Not since Babylon
Not since Nineveh
Not since Tyre went up in a pyre of fire!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 06:22 PM (vtyCZ)

174 163 Iffn it ain't happened in 9 years I don't think it is going to happen this year.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 19, 2024 06:15 PM (QNSds)

Perhaps. I am not saying that they cannot be trusted, but completely separate from the direction the rest of the thread is going:

Would anyone actually want to be a SS guy? There is a certain amount of... amorality implied in the job. You protect your assigned guy, no matter what. You stand outside the door if he is cheating on his wife. You watch out for threats while he is sniffing and feeling up a 12 year old.

I dunno, there is a certain... emptiness to it. Just something I have thought about since... I'd say Dave the movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:19 PM (di6C2)


They soothe their troubled consciences by banging hookers by the dozen every chance they get, and no doubt find ways to charge some or all of their 'fun' to the taxpayers. IMHO.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 06:22 PM (5fDan)

175 I dunno, there is a certain... emptiness to it. Just something I have thought about since... I'd say Dave the movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:19 PM (di6C2)


The Praetorian Guard - with guns. Honest men would either never take the job, or routinely resign.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 19, 2024 06:22 PM (tQPzC)

176 Simple rule for schools to avoid lawsuits:

1) Have every applicant take a standardized test to enroll.
2) Above a certain score, you are in automatically.
3) below a certain score, you are rejected automatically.
4) Between the two scores - lottery admission.

The decision is perfectly fair. This will save students and colleges loads of money - no lengthy application process, no essays, no interviews. Easy peasy.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at April 19, 2024 06:23 PM (mvURQ)

177 168 Like I said I'm voting... Haven't missed a vote since I was first allowed to vote.
Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 06:20 PM (Akjoo)

You are like everyone else here, I would imagine…mthe Horde is engaged… unlike most people.. which seems to be an intractable problem. Maybe impoverishment will get their attention.

Posted by: tubal at April 19, 2024 06:23 PM (PCK5/)

178 169 OT Risky Business is getting a Criterion release in July.
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 06:21 PM (MnmvL)

Reminder: Rebecca De Morney

https://tinyurl.com/5n9a5psk

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:23 PM (di6C2)

179
Like I said I'm voting... Haven't missed a vote since I was first allowed to vote.

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 06:20 PM


Don't give up. Some want you to believe this is some 3D chess game. It's not. It's checkers. Block them from winning, even if it comes to a draw every single time.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 06:23 PM (RKVpM)

180 Would anyone actually want to be a SS guy? There is a certain amount of... amorality implied in the job. You protect your assigned guy, no matter what. You stand outside the door if he is cheating on his wife. You watch out for threats while he is sniffing and feeling up a 12 year old.

I dunno, there is a certain... emptiness to it. Just something I have thought about since... I'd say Dave the movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:19 PM


Pretty sure the good ones don't spend more than 5-10 years before they quit in disgust. However, the meme that Trump can't trust the secret service after 9 years needs to be put to rest.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 19, 2024 06:25 PM (QNSds)

181 " I am going to vote R and encourage everyone I know to do so. I am not going to surrender one fucking thing to the dems. Come and get it, assholes

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2024 06:11 PM (Xw32h)
_______________

THIS.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara"
*********
Agree.

Posted by: Cosda at April 19, 2024 06:25 PM (sjyKm)

182 https://tinyurl.com/3ap4h2s3
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 06:25 PM (fwDg9)

183 am going to vote R and encourage everyone I know to do so. I am not going to surrender one fucking thing to the dems. Come and get it, assholes

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2024 06:11 PM (Xw32h)
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THIS.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 06:16 PM (YqDXo)
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Preach it BH, I’m with you . They win game over for a long time.
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Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 19, 2024 06:26 PM (VFjIl)

184 At the risk of being.... well...

Voting for Republicans is no draw. Or have you not watched Republicans for the last 40 years. We are voting for our own destruction with a shape that's slightly more pleasing.

Trump is different for absolute certain, but the rest of them... hell, forget it. Republicans hate your fucking guts every bit as much as Democrats do, they just lie about it for the most part.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 06:27 PM (lX8VI)

185 Systematic discrimination against white men in corporate hiring might be the most underreported form of injustice in America today.

Posted by: leb at April 19, 2024 06:27 PM (zTK4r)

186 Trump has his own security detail.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 06:27 PM (lX8VI)

187 1) Have every applicant take a standardized test to enroll.
2) Above a certain score, you are in automatically.
3) below a certain score, you are rejected automatically.
4) Between the two scores - lottery admission.

The decision is perfectly fair. This will save students and colleges loads of money - no lengthy application process, no essays, no interviews. Easy peasy.
Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law


Uhhh,,,,
(I am starting to question your credentials as a Mariachi Attorney)

Posted by: Griggs, Ricci,,... at April 19, 2024 06:28 PM (VskGF)

188 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:28 PM (di6C2)

189 Rhodesia was the "good" one. What you don't want is Zimbabwe. (Rhodesia was trying to get the Africans ready for independence ... Z is saying "you're fine the way you are"...)

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at April 19, 2024 06:28 PM (6mBpS)

190 nood crime

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 06:28 PM (vtyCZ)

191 "Pretty sure the good ones don't spend more than 5-10 years before they quit in disgust. However, the meme that Trump can't trust the secret service after 9 years needs to be put to rest."
*******
Many years ago I met a SS agent who had been on the FLOTUS detail. Somebody joked about letting females into the WH backdoor for Bill Clinton. The agent replied that it did happen but not always for Bill.

Posted by: Cosda at April 19, 2024 06:29 PM (sjyKm)

192 I might try to get some on the left to vote for RFK Jr ... if I knew any such leftists. But if you want the climate deniers locked up, RFK Jr is the better "leftist" choice (as long as he doesn't win ... still perhaps better than Brandon).

Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2024 06:29 PM (Cus5s)

193 SATs are staggering good at predicting success in college. Seriously - the score translates directly to % finishing degrees, how many degrees earned, etc.

Why would you use any other measure to determine who gets in? You want people who will benefit from attending college. This how you get that.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at April 19, 2024 06:30 PM (mvURQ)

194
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 06:25 PM

"For everything else, there's HaMasterCard."

Burn.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 06:30 PM (RKVpM)

195 If a school wants to lower their threshold for admission, go right ahead. You'll get a lot more dropouts and didn't finishers.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at April 19, 2024 06:31 PM (mvURQ)

196 Voting for Republicans is no draw.

Wasting your time. You are arguing against faith. No different than sports fans that can dismiss any egregious call by the officials with the old line "can't let the stripes decide the game".

They look at this, like a lot of other shit, in black and white absolutes. Win or lose. In reality ? DNC wins we lose. GOP wins we still lose half our initial bet. Because the game is rigged.

Their answer ? Play harder. Its all they know.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 19, 2024 06:32 PM (tQPzC)

197 Karl Malden is an actor who should have kept his nose to the grindstone.

Posted by: James Francis Durante at April 19, 2024 06:33 PM (V5BDR)

198 193 Why would you use any other measure to determine who gets in? You want people who will benefit from attending college generate lots of interest income by racking up a huge amount of debt. This how you get that.

fixt

Posted by: nigel tufnel at April 19, 2024 06:34 PM (v3pYe)

199 >Reminder: Rebecca De Morney

https://tinyurl.com/5n9a5psk

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 06:23 PM (di6C2)

She was incandescently hot in Risky Business.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 19, 2024 06:34 PM (GTqXr)

200 There always is a nood after I post Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 06:36 PM (fwDg9)

201 Powerful people are breaking laws . Corruption, if given enough time gets weeded out and hung.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 19, 2024 06:42 PM (J8LnB)

202 Now do the 9th appeals court, that just ruled unanimously that cops couldn't arrest people just because other people might resort to violence to stop them from talking.

If I stand on the street corner and say abortion is evil, in Seattle, they could arrest me, because my words might cause other people to become violent.
Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at April 19, 2024 06:17 PM (mvURQ)

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The very concept that I mustn't speak because a lunatic may be set off to commit violence is utter nullification of the 1st A. There is nothing in it that says "unless you hurt the feelings of mentally deranged people".

Posted by: Decaf at April 19, 2024 06:46 PM (unUNN)

203 Only my supervisor understands how to decompose requirements and develop a system design. The two hbcs Veeps are 100% clueless in that area. I've worked with both of them before they made vp, very early in their careers. Didn't earn it.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 19, 2024 06:21 PM (MsrgL)

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This is guaranteed to destroy the faith in any woman's achievement in reaching the top of the tree. It really must be that only a very few have got there on merit since they feel they cannot complain or even they will be replaced by the didn't earn it brigade.

Posted by: Decaf at April 19, 2024 06:51 PM (unUNN)

204 Scogg, You’re redundant.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2024 06:54 PM (IQY71)

205 What's funny is that objective standards were originally designed to ensure unqualified men did not get jobs.

Posted by: N at April 19, 2024 06:55 PM (RjBju)

206 I was hoping that I wouldn’t be around for the demise of our country due to my poor health. But, it looks like I’m going to be right smack in the middle of it. This isn’t going to end well.

Posted by: Unkaren at April 19, 2024 07:42 PM (d1Q1Y)

Biden Rewrites Title IX Law to Mandate the Use of "Proper" (In Other Words: Fake) Pronouns, Forbid "Misgendering," Mandate Boys' Access to Girls' Locker Rooms and Bathrooms, And Restore the Obama-Era Kangaroo Sex Courts

This is a sop to the leftwing teachers unions, who demanded their AWFL politics be encoded into law.

Just without the actual "law" part. Biden added new "rules" to the law by his own imperial power.

The rules also mandate that boys accused of sexual assault be presumed guilty by colleges.

The Biden administration's actions finalizing revised Title IX regulations represent a victory for powerful teachers unions, which have fueled Democrats' 2024 election campaigns.

On Friday morning, the Department of Education finalized sweeping new Title IX rules that it said will "strengthen vital protections" from sex-based harassment and prevent discrimination based on gender identity. The regulations dismantle Trump-era actions that bolstered protections, but also prescribed a strict grievance process that ensures the accused are treated as innocent until proven guilty.

The nation's two largest teachers unions, the American Federation of Teachers and the National Education Association, have for months heavily advocated for the regulations to be finalized. During the current election cycle, the two unions have funneled millions of dollars to Democrat-aligned political action committees, but virtually nothing to Republicans, according to federal filings.

"Prior to the 2020 rule, there was progress on changing the culture of sexual violence on our education campuses, as well as improvements to student safety. But the Trump-DeVos rule quashed open discussion of sexual harassment and gender-based violence," AFT President Randi Weingarten wrote in a comment letter supporting the Biden administration's regulations.


Weingarten added that the administration's rules -- which are set to go into effect in August -- would "remove dangerous regulations put in place in 2020 and put us back on the path of honestly discussing the modern realities of equal access to education."

...

Pringle's letter emphasized the importance of the regulations' expansion of Title IX protections to include transgender students. She said they would protect a transgender student who is "discriminated against and shamed when told they cannot use the bathroom."

According to NEA, the regulations would prohibit schools from excluding students from any educational activity because of transgender status; prohibit "misgendering" transgender students or teachers, force the use of a name selected by a transgender student or teacher, and require students to be allowed to use restrooms and locker rooms that align with their gender identity.

The AP claims that the rule does not mandate that trans athletes demolish girls in sports, but, while that's not explicit in this rule, it is certainly implied by the rest of the language, stating that no trans students can be "excluded" from "any educational activity."

The rights of LGBTQ+ students will be protected by federal law and victims of campus sexual assault will gain new safeguards under rules finalized Friday by the Biden administration.

The new provisions are part of a revised Title IX regulation issued by the Education Department, fulfilling a campaign pledge by President Joe Biden. He had promised to dismantle rules created by former Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, who added new protections for students accused of sexual misconduct.

Notably absent from Biden's policy, however, is any mention of transgender athletes.

The administration originally planned to include a new policy forbidding schools from enacting outright bans on transgender athletes, but that provision was put on hold. The delay is widely seen as a political maneuver during an election year in which Republicans have rallied around bans on transgender athletes in girls' sports.
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Instead, Biden is officially undoing sexual assault rules put in place by his predecessor and current election-year opponent, former President Donald Trump. The final policy drew praise from victims' advocates, while Republicans said it erodes the rights of accused students.

The new rule makes "crystal clear that everyone can access schools that are safe, welcoming and that respect their rights," Education Secretary Miguel Cardona said.

"No one should face bullying or discrimination just because of who they are, who they love," Cardona told reporters. "Sadly, this happens all too often."

My thought: Biden didn't want to put that in writing so close to an election he's losing so the rule just strongly implies that you'd better not kick boys and men (this applies to colleges, too) off girls' teams. But he wants the plausible deniability of it not being explicitly stated.

But soon another "Dear Colleague" letter will be issued, "helping" schools make the Right Choice on boys in girls sports.

In related news, JK Rowling says she'll never forgive Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson for throwing her under the bus and cancelling her.

I approve. Enough of this "high road" shit.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:05 PM




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1 He must be doing this to consolidate the Hispanic vote.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 19, 2024 04:06 PM (YIxO9)

2 Or he figures he's going to lose so he may as well poison the well.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 19, 2024 04:06 PM (YIxO9)

3 Amazing times we live in.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 04:07 PM (wXzSc)

4 >>>1 He must be doing this to consolidate the Hispanic vote.

Por supuesto.

Posted by: Senor Chuy at April 19, 2024 04:08 PM (KRtlO)

5 These changes wont survive the court challenges but the damage has been done as it will take years or even decades for this to sort itself out in the courts.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 19, 2024 04:09 PM (QNSds)

6 Good and hard, ladies

Posted by: nckate at April 19, 2024 04:09 PM (4bYb7)

7 I've been seeing some talk on Outkick about the potential/possibility of top-tier HS athletes (primarily in baseball and football) skipping their schools' teams for private teams so they can better market themselves to scouts. I wonder if this new development hastens that plan and expands it to women's sports.

Posted by: Octochicken at April 19, 2024 04:09 PM (oCS0o)

8 "Enough of this "high road" shit."

Cutesy Time is over.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 04:10 PM (MvF+J)

9 Whoa, here at the beginning and not the end.
Truly amazing.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 04:10 PM (wXzSc)

10 Back around 1990 - when Title IX really started to get teeth ? Who here is honest enough to say they mouthed words in support - because they never saw today's shit show coming ?

Because the 60s Civil Rights shit told you this was coming.

Posted by: This Is How Its Always Been at April 19, 2024 04:10 PM (tQPzC)

11 My thought: Biden didn't want to put that in writing so close to an election he's losing so the rule just strongly implies that you'd better not kick boys and men (this applies to colleges, too) off girls' teams. But he wants the plausible deniability of it not being explicitly stated.

But soon another "Dear Colleague" letter will be issued, "helping" schools make the Right Choice on boys in girls sports.


Either Biden is too oblivious to know how this will be received in the country outside of blue cities, or he's already given up.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 04:10 PM (CsUN+)

12 Weingarten added that the administration's rules -- which are set to go into effect in August -- would "remove dangerous regulations put in place in 2020 and put us back on the path of honestly discussing the modern realities of equal access to education."
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Oy. They lie as they breathe.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 04:10 PM (HnUIn)

13 Could SCOTUS please pound Chevron into dust with a ruling requiring every rule individual rule change get an individual vote in both chambers of Congress at regular legislation thresholds?

That'd slow some of this nonsense down a bit, at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:10 PM (GBKbO)

14 Oh, FFS.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 04:11 PM (di6C2)

15 All of this is leading to the Bloody Road.

Posted by: The Perspicacious Pendulum at April 19, 2024 04:11 PM (Zz86T)

16 Are boys pretending to be girls presumed guilty of sexual assault?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 19, 2024 04:11 PM (ewqMN)

17 What pronouns do furries use?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 04:11 PM (9yWhg)

18 What are the mandated punishments for violating these 'equitable rules'? Misgendering a tranny student gets a 9 year-old boy 20-to-life in an adult male prison?

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 04:11 PM (5fDan)

19 Friday announcement, of course.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 19, 2024 04:11 PM (xPl2J)

20 5 These changes wont survive the court challenges but the damage has been done as it will take years or even decades for this to sort itself out in the courts.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
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Couple of executive orders will clear this up.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 04:12 PM (wXzSc)

21 The Junta's plan makes perfect sense. Flood the courts with these ridiculous overreaches, and some of them will sneak through.

Biden's handlers are not stupid.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2024 04:12 PM (gSZYf)

22 And yet another reason why I am so glad I home school.

Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2024 04:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

23 JK is a reliable leftist. Too bad for her.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 04:12 PM (Y6IkP)

24
"Enough of this "high road" shit."

Cutesy Time is over.


No more Mister Nice Guy

Posted by: Coop at April 19, 2024 04:12 PM (63Dwl)

25 My thought: Biden didn't want to put that in writing so close to an election he's losing so the rule just strongly implies that you'd better not kick boys and men (this applies to colleges, too) off girls' teams. But he wants the plausible deniability of it not being explicitly stated.
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The beauty of a single-party state is that they don't *need* to be explicit. Just make it clear what's to be done and all of the drones will happily "work toward the fuhrer."

Under ideal circumstances - and we usually have them - they don't have to take any official action at all. The tranny stuff is objectionable that there actually does need to be *some* sort of official action, but it needn't be much.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 04:12 PM (HnUIn)

26 Is Title IX an actual law or is it an Ersatz Crafting Table/Enabling Act passed by Congress that the Administrative State takes turns pimping out?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 19, 2024 04:13 PM (oJb1g)

27 I knew this would get out of hand.

Posted by: fd, still not gay at April 19, 2024 04:13 PM (vFG9F)

28 Sound like there is more rape on a college campus that a biker bars. Why do women go there?

Posted by: Ripley at April 19, 2024 04:13 PM (PTDkx)

29 >>> Couple of executive orders will clear this up.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 04:12 PM (wXzSc)


No not really.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at April 19, 2024 04:13 PM (Y6IkP)

30

Another lefty nutbag set himself on fire, this time outside Trump's show trial.

Seems to be a thing amongst fucked in the head lefty jagoffs.

Oh well. Sorry he felt he needed to do something so forgettable and worthless.


Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 19, 2024 04:13 PM (et1vG)

31 I know why the executive branch is allowed to write rules and regulation.

I mean...there are both good and bad reasons. Honestly, mostly bad.

But...it's so massively abused that I think it should be outright outlawed. Like, a bureaucrat who writes a law and tries to implement it without Congressional approval is drawn and quartered, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:13 PM (GBKbO)

32 One NC kid got suspended for saying illegal alien in class. Another NC kid smacked the teacher twice during class but no punishment was reported. One week in Carolina schools. First kid white, second not.

Posted by: nckate at April 19, 2024 04:14 PM (4bYb7)

33 24
"Enough of this "high road" shit."

Cutesy Time is over.

No more Mister Nice Guy
Posted by: Coop at April 19, 2024 04:12 PM (63Dwl)

https://tinyurl.com/2p8x98xn

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 04:14 PM (di6C2)

34 >>> I knew this would get out of hand.
Posted by: fd, still not gay at April 19, 2024 04:13 PM (vFG9F)


^^^ What he said.

Posted by: Fred Thompson at April 19, 2024 04:14 PM (Y6IkP)

35 gender-based violence

Isn't there currently a lawsuit from a guy who got kicked out of college (maybe Ivy League?) because the girl claimed rape months afterwards, but it turns out she raped him?

Pretty sure a white male has more access to due process on a Native American reservation than top-tier colleges these days.

Posted by: pookysgirl has opinions at April 19, 2024 04:14 PM (dtlDP)

36 "No one should face bullying or discrimination just because of who they are, who they love," Cardona told reporters. "Sadly, this happens all too often."
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Sorry, but if you're in a sex-segregated space and you decide that the rule doesn't apply to you, then yeah, you *should* be punished, reviled and ejected. It ain't about "who you are" or "who you love" - it's about what you *do.*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 04:14 PM (HnUIn)

37 All that Biden devoutness gets a little overwhelming.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 19, 2024 04:14 PM (ewqMN)

38 The response of this should be states and localities using the laws on the books to arrest trannies and groomers and put them in jail.

But even in the reddest of red states they won't.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 04:15 PM (ibTVg)

39 36 Sorry, but if you're in a sex-segregated space and you decide that the rule doesn't apply to you, then yeah, you *should* be punished, reviled and ejected. It ain't about "who you are" or "who you love" - it's about what you *do.*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 04:14 PM (HnUIn)

========

First, men weren't allowed to have sex-segregated spaces.

Now, women aren't allowed as long as the dude says he'd like to have long hair someday.

I mean...okay.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

40 My wife was a college athlete. She was on full scholarship. Her family wouldn't have been able to put her through school without it. These assholes are doing real harm to women by taking athletic opportunities away from them.

You don't have to be a Division 1 superstar to earn an athletic scholarship. In the recent past, plenty of ladies could earn a place on a team somewhere if they wanted.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 04:15 PM (eyxn4)

41 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 04:15 PM (BjpyL)

42 Enough of this "high road" shit.
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High, low, whatever works. Death Race 2000.

Posted by: scampydog at April 19, 2024 04:15 PM (2bFN5)

43 Another lefty nutbag set himself on fire, this time outside Trump's show trial.
_______________

Excellent. We should encourage this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 04:15 PM (YqDXo)

44 Will this cut off federal funding to states like Florida, that are already placing restrictions on mutilation of groomed and confused children?

Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2024 04:15 PM (Cus5s)

45 Goodbye 1st Amendment, been nice while it lasted

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 04:16 PM (fwDg9)

46 The rules also mandate that boys accused of sexual assault be presumed guilty by colleges.
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That's already how things work right now, today.

But I assume that this applies only to men, not men-in-dresses. I assume the men-in-dresses will be assumed innocent despite any evidence to the contrary.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 04:16 PM (HnUIn)

47 the great pr worst thing about this is that trump can issue an executive order reversing this only to have a federal judge tell him he can't

and i had a run in with that fed judge.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 19, 2024 04:16 PM (B1FKF)

48 20 5 These changes wont survive the court challenges but the damage has been done as it will take years or even decades for this to sort itself out in the courts.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
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Couple of executive orders will clear this up.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 04:12 PM (wXzSc)

I forbid the Trump Administration to issue new rules while the court cases I'm trying about the 2024 rules are ongoing! No Executive Orders, either, Hitler Pig!

Posted by: Federal Judge Macadamia Chin Ho Nutt at April 19, 2024 04:16 PM (5fDan)

49 42 Enough of this "high road" shit.
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High, low, whatever works. Death Race 2000.
Posted by: scampydog at April 19, 2024 04:15 PM (2bFN5)

Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.

Posted by: Ash at April 19, 2024 04:17 PM (di6C2)

50 >>> Either Biden is too oblivious to know how this will be received in the country outside of blue cities, or he's already given up.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 04:10 PM (CsUN+)


There is no Biden, only ZUUL.

Posted by: Barack ZUUL Obama at April 19, 2024 04:17 PM (Y6IkP)

51 Either Biden is too oblivious to know how this will be received in the country outside of blue cities, or he's already given up.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 04:10 PM (CsUN+)
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It's Kalorama and they aren't that dumb. They've got a plan. Between keeping Biden and this, bets on that consolidation before the election is in the works.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 04:17 PM (wXzSc)

52 First, men weren't allowed to have sex-segregated spaces.

Now, women aren't allowed as long as the dude says he'd like to have long hair someday.

I mean...okay.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:15 PM (GBKbO)
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Oh yes. The elimination of male spaces is a serious problem, and is one of the reasons I can't really get my dander up about this nonsense. The feminists pushed hard for it, and now they're being eaten by it. Let them clean up their own mess.

But specifically, the notion that you shouldn't be punished for breaking the rules on a false pretext is laughable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 04:17 PM (HnUIn)

53 re me at 47" 'great or worst'

fingers developing a mind of their own

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 19, 2024 04:17 PM (B1FKF)

54 Burning man seems to be a conspiracy nut, but then conspiracies seem to come facts eventually.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 04:17 PM (fwDg9)

55 Watched a video where five ?HS? girls stepped up to the shot-put and then walked away with the ball. They were protesting having to compete against a dude in a dress.

Encouraging but not good enough.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2024 04:17 PM (cf/0E)

56 One NC kid got suspended for saying illegal alien in class. Another NC kid smacked the teacher twice during class but no punishment was reported. One week in Carolina schools. First kid white, second not.

Posted by: nckate at April 19, 2024 04:14 PM (4bYb7)
________________

Superfluous information that was obvious from the preceding account.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 04:17 PM (YqDXo)

57 Either Biden is too oblivious to know how this will be received in the country outside of blue cities, or he's already given up.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 04:10 PM (CsUN+)
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Only the blue cities matter to the vote-counters. That's where the vote is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 04:17 PM (HnUIn)

58 I'm sure it's much easier to say exactly what you think about transgenderism when you're a billionaire, as whatever J.K. Rowling is worth. I'm glad she's saying it, but I have more respect for the parent making $60, 000 saying it in front of the school board.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2024 04:17 PM (XkYcA)

59 Rowling's got a rack.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 04:17 PM (MvF+J)

60 So, can furries who think they are dogs compete in dog shows now?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 04:17 PM (9yWhg)

61 So the government is making mental illness a right.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 04:18 PM (fwDg9)

62 "Another lefty nutbag set himself on fire, this time outside Trump's show trial."

His manifesto was all about crypto and the globalist thieves. Not sure he is wrong on that, but also not sure why he decided to die in a fire (or maybe he survived ... seems doubtful).

Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2024 04:18 PM (Cus5s)

63 Trump should double-down if he gets back in.

Issue an EO suspending Title IX altogether.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 04:18 PM (HnUIn)

64 Campus Reform: Expelled male student sues college for faulty rape trial

https://tinyurl.com/3tw89jvw

Via Instapundit.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 04:18 PM (BjpyL)

65 He’s no going off the catholic script I put out earlier this month is he?

Posted by: Pope Frankie at April 19, 2024 04:18 PM (5h/8D)

66 30
Another lefty nutbag set himself on fire, this time outside Trump's show trial.

Seems to be a thing amongst fucked in the head lefty jagoffs.

Oh well. Sorry he felt he needed to do something so forgettable and worthless.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 19, 2024 04:13 PM (et1vG)


Ultimate manifestation of Trump Derangement Syndrome?

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 04:19 PM (5fDan)

67 Joe, my hate is coming to a middle. Now my ewetub suggested is full of stuff like this:

https://tinyurl.com/59uvwx6h

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 04:19 PM (di6C2)

68 63 Trump should double-down if he gets back in.

Issue an EO suspending Title IX altogether.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 04:18 PM (HnUIn)

=======

EO shutting down every department not explicitly mentioned in the Constitution.

Go big or go home.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)

69 The rules also mandate that boys accused of sexual assault be presumed guilty by colleges

how will that work when he's a she?

answers on a post card please....

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 19, 2024 04:19 PM (bving)

70 So, can furries who think they are dogs compete in dog shows now?

I saw a story from some HS where the kids were walking out because the administrators were allowing some kids to be furies.

One of the furies said something to the effect of "we don't really thing we are animals we think we are people that like to wear fur suits" and then referenced some other group that *actually* thought they were animals.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 04:19 PM (ibTVg)

71 These changes wont survive the court challenges but the damage has been done as it will take years or even decades for this to sort itself out in the courts.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
________________

So when Trump wins, he can outlaw the Democrat Party, at least for a while?

Hurry, November.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 04:19 PM (YqDXo)

72 The school year will start off with a bang.

Right before the election too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 04:20 PM (RIvkX)

73 > First, men weren't allowed to have sex-segregated spaces.

Some "men's rights" types online are pointing out that, in a way, this is payback for all of the men's only spaces women bullied their way into.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 04:20 PM (eyxn4)

74 So, can furries who think they are dogs compete in dog shows now?
___________

Only if they're spayed or neutered. I hope.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 04:20 PM (YqDXo)

75 It's all bullshit 24/7 coming out of Joe's white house.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2024 04:20 PM (R/m4+)

76 72 The school year will start off with a bang.

Right before the election too.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 04:20 PM (RIvkX)

=======

"I finally had enough. I went to vote for RFK, but when I showed up they told me I already had. I guess I forgot. Oh well."
-AWFLs

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:20 PM (GBKbO)

77 Good.

We need all women’s sports to be turned into men’s sports. And all scholarships that go to girls now go to boys in wigs.

Maybe then the grrrrllll power types will finally get it.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 04:20 PM (Y6Wgg)

78
So when Trump wins, he can outlaw the Democrat Party, at least for a while?


He could have every political getting a check from China, the EU, or Ukraine arrested for violating FARA and getting the full Manafort treatment.

He probably won't but he could...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 04:21 PM (ibTVg)

79 73 > First, men weren't allowed to have sex-segregated spaces.

Some "men's rights" types online are pointing out that, in a way, this is payback for all of the men's only spaces women bullied their way into.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 04:20 PM (eyxn4)

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I wouldn't call it payback. I'd call it a perfectly predictable consequence of 3rd wave feminism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:21 PM (GBKbO)

80 >>>16 Are boys pretending to be girls presumed guilty of sexual assault?

claro que no. Boys pretending to be girls ARE girls, bigot.

Posted by: Senor Chuy at April 19, 2024 04:22 PM (KRtlO)

81 77 Good.

We need all women’s sports to be turned into men’s sports. And all scholarships that go to girls now go to boys in wigs.

Maybe then the grrrrllll power types will finally get it.
Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 04:20 PM (Y6Wgg)

========

So we can return to a purer form of feminist supremacism?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:22 PM (GBKbO)

82 Mass Formation Psychopathy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 04:22 PM (psNWM)

83
Cockles, heah! Get yer warm cockles heah!

Ceausescus:
https://tinyurl.com/mwm6k8bz

NKVD agent, Karelian isthmus, Winter War:
https://tinyurl.com/nhes3tj7

Inejiro Asanuma:
https://tinyurl.com/2xdwt3vf

Salvador Allende on the other, much cooler 9/11:
https://tinyurl.com/2cfcjmh9

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 04:22 PM (0FoWg)

84 EO shutting down every department not explicitly mentioned in the Constitution.

Go big or go home.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)
++++
Works for me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 04:22 PM (HnUIn)

85 Another lefty nutbag set himself on fire, this time outside Trump's show trial.

Seems to be a thing amongst fucked in the head lefty jagoffs.

Oh well. Sorry he felt he needed to do something so forgettable and worthless.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 19, 2024 04:13 PM (et1vG)

Ultimate manifestation of Trump Derangement Syndrome?

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 04:19 PM (5fDan)
_____________

He was protesting global warming, just got a bit confused.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 04:22 PM (YqDXo)

86 I see J.K. likes to show the girls off from time to time.

Posted by: spindrift at April 19, 2024 04:22 PM (OguvZ)

87
Some "men's rights" types online are pointing out that, in a way, this is payback for all of the men's only spaces women bullied their way into.


There certainly is something to the notion that feminism (and trannyism is fourth generation feminism) is only hitting a speed bump when it has finally started to make things worse for women...as opposed to me.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 04:22 PM (ibTVg)

88 63 Trump should double-down if he gets back in.

Issue an EO suspending Title IX altogether.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 04:18 PM (HnUIn)

Objectively, I think we are fucked. The bureaucracy is so entrenched and has enough power that anything short of full nuclear commitment will allow it to regrow like a hydra. You'd have to nuke it don to the ground and then keep it from regrowing. Remove the power. You can't just put your own 'good' people in charge, but you have to remove the seductiveness of it.

But I do not see a bloodless way to do that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 04:22 PM (di6C2)

89 As much as school vouchers might be a decent intermediate step between "everybody paying to send everybody else's kids to government school" and "everybody paying to send everybody else's kids to whatever school the parents want...

This is the danger of that.

That the government will make decisions that will force any school that takes the vouchers to follow random government diktats, even if the school is expressly founded on not allowing that kind of thing in their school.

That's how the government controls all of this, with money.

Even a government school wouldn't have to comply with Title IX and the rest if that school weren't taking government money.

But any school that does take government money, must comply, or the government will take that money away.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 19, 2024 04:23 PM (ou9hh)

90 Does this new rule legally define the terms 'man' 'male' 'woman' 'female'?

(I denounce myself for asking such a ridiculous question)

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 04:23 PM (5fDan)

91 84 EO shutting down every department not explicitly mentioned in the Constitution.

Go big or go home.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)
++++
Works for me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 04:22 PM (HnUIn)

=======

"I'm sorry, but while the Constitution does require us to collect income taxes, it does not include the IRS. IRS is banned. DOT can collect the money. Also, income taxes are at zero."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:23 PM (GBKbO)

92

So we can return to a purer form of feminist supremacism?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:2

No comprende what you mean.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 04:23 PM (Y6Wgg)

93 I wouldn't call it payback. I'd call it a perfectly predictable consequence of 3rd wave excretion feminism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:21 PM (GBKbO)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 04:23 PM (YqDXo)

94 First, men weren't allowed to have sex-segregated spaces.

Some "men's rights" types online are pointing out that, in a way, this is payback for all of the men's only spaces women bullied their way into.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 04:20 PM (eyxn4)

I wouldn't call it payback. I'd call it a perfectly predictable consequence of 3rd wave feminism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:21 PM (GBKbO)

At the rate feminism is going they'll soon be arguing that if women don't want to compete with me...er, "women with penises," then they should just stay in the kitchen.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 04:24 PM (BjpyL)

95 92 No comprende what you mean.
Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 04:23 PM (Y6Wgg)

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"Women are better than men and should rule," as opposed to, "There are no differences between men and women."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:24 PM (GBKbO)

96 EO shutting down every department not explicitly mentioned in the Constitution.

Go big or go home.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)

Worth a shot. Then demolish the buildings and sell the land. Force them to have to really work to reestablish things.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 04:24 PM (di6C2)

97 Campus Reform: Expelled male student sues college for faulty rape trial

https://tinyurl.com/3tw89jvw

Via Instapundit.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 04:18 PM (BjpyL)

Thanks. I know Amherst isn't Ivy League but it's definitely trying to be.

Posted by: pookysgirl can't keep all the pretentious colleges straight at April 19, 2024 04:24 PM (dtlDP)

98 Women wanted male spaces to be coed. Enjoy your coed spaces now.

Posted by: nckate at April 19, 2024 04:24 PM (4bYb7)

99 I wouldn't call it payback. I'd call it a perfectly predictable consequence of 3rd wave feminism.

ironically while this is true it also completely invalidates every claim third generation feminism made.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 04:24 PM (ibTVg)

100 Biden Rewrites Title IX Law

.


Your new pro-abortion Gope will be to the left of Biden's new laws inside of 3 years.


Posted by: I've got bad news for you at April 19, 2024 04:24 PM (tN3kf)

101 Objectively, I think we are fucked. The bureaucracy is so entrenched and has enough power that anything short of full nuclear commitment will allow it to regrow like a hydra. You'd have to nuke it don to the ground and then keep it from regrowing. Remove the power. You can't just put your own 'good' people in charge, but you have to remove the seductiveness of it.

But I do not see a bloodless way to do that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 04:22 PM (di6C2)
++++
Which is why it will continue to melt into a puddle until the money runs out and the delicate balances of corruption and blackmail cannot be maintained, at which point it fractures and the country splinters into various autonomous semi (or outright) dictatorships in the reconsolidation phase.

If, of course, we don't get invaded as a result of during the final melt/initial crackup.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 04:25 PM (HnUIn)

102 >>> Rowling's got a rack.
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 04:17 PM (MvF+J)

She was at some book award thing a decade ago and one of her knockers started flying free till her publicist I think who was standing there and witness to the whole spectacle dived in and wrestled that girl back into RK's dress.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 04:25 PM (Y6IkP)

103 EO shutting down every department not explicitly mentioned in the Constitution.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I don't believe any "departments" are mentioned in the Constitution, only areas of responsibility of the Executive Branch.

However, I think the Departments of the Executive Branch should be explicitly spelled out in any future version of the Constitution. I would start with four: State, War/Defense, Treasury, and Interior. You wanna add more? Fine, pass a Constitutional amendment authorizing it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 04:25 PM (9yWhg)

104
"Women are better than men and should rule," as opposed to, "There are no differences between men and women."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:24 PM (GBKbO)

I see. Yeah I guess those are the choices. It’s fun watching the grrrlll power types having to choose.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 04:25 PM (Y6Wgg)

105 If I can't tell if a person is a he or a she, it will be an "it".

Posted by: gourmand du jour wants to know at April 19, 2024 04:25 PM (MeG8a)

106 'A Brave New World that has such people in it!'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 19, 2024 04:25 PM (sAmhv)

107 On Friday morning, the Department of Education finalized sweeping new Title IX rules that...

Very nice. Someone on our side told the Education Department to immolate itself.

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2024 04:25 PM (B46kE)

108 96 Worth a shot. Then demolish the buildings and sell the land. Force them to have to really work to reestablish things.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 04:24 PM (di6C2)

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I'll never be president, but if I were, I'd start writing EOs pulling out huge swaths of the executive behemoth as unconstitutional while arguing the the president has the constitutional authority and obligation to do it and then ignore all court rulings saying otherwise because their authority on my power to do this is not in the constitution.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:26 PM (GBKbO)

109 Biden Rewrites Title IX Law to Mandate the Use of "Proper" (In Other Words: Fake) Pronouns, Forbid "Misgendering,"



Fuck. You.
You can pretend to be whatever you want to be.
What you can't do, is force me to play along.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 04:26 PM (sHgnb)

110 Worst progrock album evah.
youtube.com/watch?v=IHdErZKwnBU

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 04:26 PM (MvF+J)

111 She was at some book award thing a decade ago and one of her knockers started flying free till her publicist I think who was standing there and witness to the whole spectacle dived in and wrestled that girl back into RK's dress.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 04:25 PM (Y6IkP)

Boob Wrangler for Billionaires.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 04:26 PM (di6C2)

112 "Biden added new "rules" to the law by his own imperial power."

---

Again, maybe I'm just an autistic twit for having to do this every time, but Joe Biden did no such thing.

Some nameless, faceless shadow figure in the administration did it. We're not even being ruled by a brain dead senile old pedofile.

We're being ruled by gaggles of people, unknown to anyone but themselves. And their furry trans lovers.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 04:26 PM (dGCAG)

113 Starting to feel like a fire sale at the WH - cram everything through before the election and/Biden stroking out.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2024 04:27 PM (Hkcdp)

114 102 Pics or GTFO.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 04:27 PM (MvF+J)

115 Guess the future isn't female after all. It's tranny.

Posted by: nckate at April 19, 2024 04:27 PM (4bYb7)

116 Either the Vegetable-in-Chief's handlers think they have the election wired with fraud, or they've given up entirely and are doing their kamikaze impression.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 04:27 PM (YqDXo)

117 It’s funny how millenial progtards hate Harry Potter now. 10 years ago it defined their very existence. Mental illness is a helluva drug.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 04:27 PM (Y6Wgg)

118 BYU's head of security held a secret LGBTQ banquet inside of BYU's restricted security center. He even led a tour and encouraged people to take pictures inside the operations center.

http://tiny.cc/lp4txz

I'm starting to consider taking BYU off my resume.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 04:28 PM (eyxn4)

119 116 Either the Vegetable-in-Chief's handlers think they have the election wired with fraud, or they've given up entirely and are doing their kamikaze impression.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 04:27 PM (YqDXo)

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I go with, "The administration is packed with ideologues who would do this whether they were worried for their positions in government or not."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:28 PM (GBKbO)

120 117 It’s funny how millenial progtards hate Harry Potter now. 10 years ago it defined their very existence. Mental illness is a helluva drug.
Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 04:27 PM (Y6Wgg)

Thought they loved Harry Potter just hated JK Rowling.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 19, 2024 04:28 PM (eYoxG)

121 How many women rulers don't tirn out to be all touchy feely?

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 04:28 PM (fwDg9)

122 If I can't tell if a person is a he or a she, it will be an "it".
Posted by: gourmand du jour


"Hey fucker". Why? Because it's gender neutral.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 04:28 PM (sHgnb)

123 Rowling's got a rack.
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 04:17 PM (MvF+J)

She was at some book award thing a decade ago and one of her knockers started flying free till her publicist I think who was standing there and witness to the whole spectacle dived in and wrestled that girl back into RK's dress.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 04:25 PM (Y6IkP)

That's not accidental. That's the female version of a guy in a trenchcoat walking through a public park flashing six year olds.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 04:28 PM (BjpyL)

124 114 102 Pics or GTFO.
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 04:27 PM (MvF+J)

https://tinyurl.com/59uvwx6h

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 04:28 PM (di6C2)

125 >>> Boob Wrangler for Billionaires.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 04:26 PM (di6C2)


Because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that bra. YOU NEED ME ON THAT BRA!

Posted by: Boob Wranglers Union #491 at April 19, 2024 04:29 PM (Y6IkP)

126 yeah, i'm just going to go back to rolling black powder cartridges for the Battersea reenactment in petersburg tomorrow.

otherwise, i'mma say some shit that'll get me in trouble...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 19, 2024 04:29 PM (bving)

127 Teacher's Unions are straight-up evil.

Have you ever watched a teacher's strike?

You will NEVER find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

My kids went to private schools and we sacrificed a shit ton to do it. I can't imagine putting my kid in public school in these times.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 19, 2024 04:29 PM (JeYYB)

128 Because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that bra. YOU NEED ME ON THAT BRA!
Posted by: Boob Wranglers Union #491 at April 19, 2024 04:29 PM (Y6IkP)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 04:29 PM (di6C2)

129 Malicious compliance with "misgendering" nonsense is something every male in college should consider if he doesn't want to flatly refuse and make a federal case out of it.

Tony Sanders is a boy who goes by Toni and asserts that he's a girl.

Don't "misgender" him. Use his name, in cases. No pronouns at all.

"Tony picked up his backback and left the library" is out. Uses pronouns.

"Sanders picked up Sanders' backback and left the library."

"Sanders found that Sanders was dissatisfied with my refusal to use pronouns at all."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 04:30 PM (HnUIn)

130 Warner Brothers DESPERATELY wants another Harry Potter movie. JK wrote a sequel as a stage play. She also has final approval on... Well, everything. If they make the play into a movie, she will veto both actors returning. HA HA!

Posted by: joe d at April 19, 2024 04:30 PM (JTyPA)

131 That's not accidental. That's the female version of a guy in a trenchcoat walking through a public park flashing six year olds.
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 04:28 PM (BjpyL)

Oh no no no. Costume malfunctions happen. Really. They do. Seriously.
- Super Bowl Halftime Show

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 04:30 PM (Y6Wgg)

132 So, can furries who think they are dogs compete in dog shows now?
___________

Only if they're spayed or neutered. I hope.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 04:20 PM (YqDXo)

someone ask Hadrian, he should know, right?

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 19, 2024 04:30 PM (bving)

133 It’s funny how millenial progtards hate Harry Potter now. 10 years minutes ago it defined their very existence. Mental illness is a helluva drug.
Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 04:27 PM (Y6Wgg)

Fix'd.

NPCs got the software update.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 04:30 PM (BjpyL)

134 Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 04:27 PM (Y6Wgg

It's also funny how they hated war and big pharma, but love them now, and loved Elon Musk and Joe Rogan and free speech, but hate them now.

It's not even mental illness. It's the baseline human mob psychology, just amped up to 11 through digital tech.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 04:30 PM (0FoWg)

135 because their authority on my power to do this is not in the constitution.

This was the original understanding of the way the government would work when the Constitution was approved - each branch was responsible for for making sure they were abiding by the Constitution. The notion that only the SC could do that would have struck the people voting on the Constitution as insane.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 04:31 PM (ibTVg)

136 131 Tara Reid's was the best. Epic.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 04:31 PM (MvF+J)

137 Starting to feel like a fire sale at the WH - cram everything through before the election and/Biden stroking out.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2024


***
That bunch, at least the ones with any self-awareness, must be in a fever. Remember how we anticipated "tell-all" books from inside the Jugears mal-administration, and very little emerged? I wonder if the same thing will happen with this bunch of slugs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 04:31 PM (J2vNu)

138 You will NEVER find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

My kids went to private schools and we sacrificed a shit ton to do it. I can't imagine putting my kid in public school in these times.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 19, 2024 04:29 PM (JeYYB)

I remember 15-20 years ago, there was a teacher's strike in ... Chicago, I want to say. They had a camera crew down at the picket line where they were interviewing a woman teacher. She was hamming it up and yelling to show her the money and rubbing her fingers demanding moolah. It was disgusting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 04:31 PM (di6C2)

139 However, I think the Departments of the Executive Branch should be explicitly spelled out in any future version of the Constitution. I would start with four: State, War/Defense, Treasury, and Interior. You wanna add more? Fine, pass a Constitutional amendment authorizing it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 04:25 PM (9yWhg)

Pretty sure that's basically what it says. The constitution calls for a cabinet, or whatever they called it, and maned the departments: State, War, Treasury... and maybe Justice?

But I think Washington's administration was basically 5 people... him, Adams as Veep, Jefferson as SOS, Hamilton as Treasury... I don't remember as War, if it was such a thing, nor do I recall who the AG was. But that was it. Not departments. Five people.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 04:31 PM (dGCAG)

140 BYU's head of security held a secret LGBTQ banquet inside of BYU's restricted security center.
________________

Then he left, rolled a grenade into the room, and locked the door from the outside?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 04:32 PM (YqDXo)

141 They burned up real good.

Posted by: fd, still not gay at April 19, 2024 04:32 PM (vFG9F)

142 It's almost like he's trying to tank the election.

Posted by: Orson at April 19, 2024 04:32 PM (dIske)

143 Is this Trump trial going to be bigger than the OJ trial?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 19, 2024 04:32 PM (r+zNo)

144 Works for me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 04:22 PM (HnUIn)

Congress appropriates funds via spending bills. Does the Constitution mandate that the money be spent?

I have suggested in the past that the best way to strangle the Deep State is to slow walk every penny appropriated. That would require intestinal fortitude on the part of the various secretaries, but it is doable.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2024 04:32 PM (gSZYf)

145 Boob Wrangler for Billionaires.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

My wife was really into Princess Di back in the day, and she has told me this story.

Di was at some elite event at which Princess Grace of Monaco (Grace Kelly) also happened to be in attendance. Di and Grace were in the ladies' room together, and Di was having some "wardrobe issue" with her bra that caused the girls to spill out. Grace gave her some advice and helped her out, and then returned to her table at the event, stating that "She's got them under control." Which I can absolutely hear in Grace Kelly's voice.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 04:32 PM (9yWhg)

146 > It’s funny how millenial progtards hate Harry Potter now. 10 years ago it defined their very existence.

Hilariously, the HP books are still some of the very few books they've all read.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 04:32 PM (eyxn4)

147 Tara Reid's was the best. Epic.

Hi y'all!

Posted by: Britney Spear's hardwood floor at April 19, 2024 04:33 PM (ibTVg)

148 133 It’s funny how millenial progtards hate Harry Potter now. 10 years minutes ago it defined their very existence. Mental illness is a helluva drug.
Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 04:27 PM (Y6Wgg)

Fix'd.

NPCs got the software update.
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 04:30 PM (BjpyL)

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We go to Universal Orlando pretty frequently.

Both Wizarding Worlds (one in Universal, the other in Islands of Adventure) are always packed. Millennials are taking their kids now. You do see people there who obviously are there as some sort of protest (usually just a body shape but sometimes some kind of shirt), but they're just there having fun. And...lining Rowling's pockets since she gets a percentage of every Universal ticket sold. I'm sure she gets part of all merch and even food sales.

The percentage of people who actually care about her trans stance is probably pretty small. I'd bet it's mostly driven by bots online.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:33 PM (GBKbO)

149 Remember when nothing controversial used to happen during election years because they were worried about being reelected?

Hmm.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 04:33 PM (lX8VI)

150 And we should rename the Defense Department as the War Department.

No more of this pussy-footing around.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 04:33 PM (YqDXo)

151 Wasn’t there that meme of a teachers strike and some teacher had a sign with a mis-spelled word? That’s teachers. Vile pieces of shit who are also generally illiterate.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 04:33 PM (Y6Wgg)

152 Is this Trump trial going to be bigger than the OJ trial?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

That bastard was the one who did it.
-- Zombie OJ

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 04:33 PM (9yWhg)

153
I remember 15-20 years ago, there was a teacher's strike in ... Chicago, I want to say. They had a camera crew down at the picket line where they were interviewing a woman teacher. She was hamming it up and yelling to show her the money and rubbing her fingers demanding moolah. It was disgusting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 04:31 PM (di6C2)

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You will see so many fat, nasty, blue-haired, pierced, yellers. They truly are disgusting. And most of the male teachers are flaming faggots.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 19, 2024 04:33 PM (JeYYB)

154 >>> Pics or GTFO.
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 04:27 PM (MvF+J)

Daily Mail is as good as I can find:
https://tinyurl.com/hpnthebncybob

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 04:33 PM (Y6IkP)

155 It's the baseline human mob psychology, just amped up to 11 through digital tech.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Agree. And baffling to watch crowd/mob behavior at time.

Posted by: scampydog at April 19, 2024 04:33 PM (2bFN5)

156 I saw some guy who had set up a cottage business rebinding Harry Potter books to remove Rowling's name from them. A purifying rite for the NPC's soiled holy relics. Not even kidding.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 04:33 PM (0FoWg)

157 139 Pretty sure that's basically what it says. The constitution calls for a cabinet, or whatever they called it, and maned the departments: State, War, Treasury... and maybe Justice?

But I think Washington's administration was basically 5 people... him, Adams as Veep, Jefferson as SOS, Hamilton as Treasury... I don't remember as War, if it was such a thing, nor do I recall who the AG was. But that was it. Not departments. Five people.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 04:31 PM (dGCAG)

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I think Justice is limited to mentions of the AG post. DOJ grew up around that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:33 PM (GBKbO)

158 Either Biden's handlers are is too oblivious to know how this will be received in the country outside of blue cities, or he's they've already given up.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024


***
Fixed

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 04:33 PM (J2vNu)

159 So is this just another writ from our elected King, or are these regulations that require public comment and congressional sign-off on?

Will congresscritters grow a pair and fight this or Nah, it's an election year, let's not get political?

Tune in tomorrow on As the Eunuch Turns, even though you know the outcome.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2024 04:34 PM (FCbAQ)

160 I can't imagine putting my kid in public school in these times.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 19, 2024 04:29 PM (JeYYB)

A fair number of pricey private schools have turned to absolute sh*t.


My guess is that religious schools are the last bastion.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2024 04:34 PM (gSZYf)

161 > Tara Reid's was the best. Epic.

The one where it looked like a surgeon used a pizza cutter to do Reid's boob job?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 04:34 PM (eyxn4)

162 Either Biden is too oblivious to know how this will be received in the country outside of blue cities, or he's already given up.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 04:10 PM (CsUN+)

Or the fix is in. Again.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 04:34 PM (lX8VI)

163 I saw some guy who had set up a cottage business rebinding Harry Potter books to remove Rowling's name from them. A purifying rite for the NPC's soiled holy relics. Not even kidding.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 04:33 PM (0FoWg)
++++
I hope was laughing all the way to the bank rather than a true believer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 04:35 PM (HnUIn)

164 156 I saw some guy who had set up a cottage business rebinding Harry Potter books to remove Rowling's name from them. A purifying rite for the NPC's soiled holy relics. Not even kidding.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 04:33 PM (0FoWg)

It is weird. In the beginning, the HP books I bought in Hardcover had really high quality paper. It felt good. That changed as time went by, but it was noticeable.

That's apropos of nothing, just thought of it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 04:35 PM (di6C2)

165 154 That'll do fine. And scroll down for Abi Titmuss.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 04:36 PM (MvF+J)

166 > My guess is that religious schools are the last bastion.

BYU is falling fast.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 04:36 PM (eyxn4)

167 Only couple days of Trump's trial and a idiot burns himself up, year the circus is in town

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 04:36 PM (fwDg9)

168 >>> My guess is that religious schools are the last bastion.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2024 04:34 PM (gSZYf)


From my experience, they are well on their way to turning too.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 04:36 PM (Y6IkP)

169 139 Pretty sure that's basically what it says. The constitution calls for a cabinet, or whatever they called it, and maned the departments: State, War, Treasury... and maybe Justice?

ah, yes. the well-known lace whigs clause.

Posted by: anachronda at April 19, 2024 04:36 PM (v3pYe)

170 I saw some guy who had set up a cottage business rebinding Harry Potter books to remove Rowling's name from them. A purifying rite for the NPC's soiled holy relics. Not even kidding.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 04:33 PM (0FoWg)

Very instructive when you consider that's what they've done with God. Pretend He never existed but act like they are the author of His word.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 04:36 PM (lX8VI)

171 161 I'll have to zoom in to check. I've had it on loop for a coupla years.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 04:37 PM (MvF+J)

172 Teacher's Unions are straight-up evil.
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As are all public sector unions, as far as I can tell. In fact, unions in general are a bane.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 04:37 PM (YqDXo)

173 This is a sop to the leftwing teachers unions

They're not teachers so much as a union of socialist indoctrinators, homosexuals, and pederasts.

Posted by: Socratease at April 19, 2024 04:37 PM (t8Egx)

174 One potential juror was excused after revealing connections to former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie and Michael Cohen, Trump’s former personal attorney. She disclosed that her father is a lifelong friend of Christie and she works at the same company as Cohen’s son, which led her to question her impartiality.

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 04:37 PM (RHGPo)

175 Candace Owens seems to be flirting with the groyper path.

http://tiny.cc/7q4txz

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 04:37 PM (eyxn4)

176 I think Justice is limited to mentions of the AG post. DOJ grew up around that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:33 PM (GBKbO)

DOJ was post-Civil War. Perhaps necessary then, but utterly useless now.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 04:37 PM (9yWhg)

177 Those of you who claim to have Perfect Pitch, is your A note 438 cycles or 440?
The reason I ask is because it used to be 438 cycles, universally then that Paganini guy had it ratcheted up to 440.

Posted by: gourmand du jour wants to know at April 19, 2024 04:38 PM (MeG8a)

178 Steps to ruin a classic song and soil the original artist's name:

1. Find song
2. Hand song to EDM DJ
3. DJ remixes the song and leaves the real artist's name on it

https://youtu.be/CQEFKMTptlg?t=380

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 04:38 PM (HnUIn)

179 177 Those of you who claim to have Perfect Pitch, is your A note 438 cycles or 440?
The reason I ask is because it used to be 438 cycles, universally then that Paganini guy had it ratcheted up to 440.
Posted by: gourmand du jour wants to know at April 19, 2024 04:38 PM (MeG8a)

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I was listening on the sub's sonar when I kept picking up Paganini. Not Pavarotti.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:39 PM (GBKbO)

180 * The New York Attorney General’s office asked a judge to void a $175 million bond posted by former President Donald Trump to secure a much larger monetary damage award in his civil business fraud case.

* The AG’s office in a court filing said that Trump and other defendants in the case had failed to show there is enough identifiable collateral to back the bond.

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 04:39 PM (RHGPo)

181 Di was at some elite event at which Princess Grace of Monaco (Grace Kelly) also happened to be in attendance. Di and Grace were in the ladies' room together, and Di was having some "wardrobe issue" with her bra that caused the girls to spill out. Grace gave her some advice and helped her out, and then returned to her table at the event, stating that "She's got them under control." Which I can absolutely hear in Grace Kelly's voice.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus



That's a huge difference between men & women.

If I'm in the men's room and I'm having an issue with my shorts and my balls keep falling out, don't come over and think you are going to help stuff them back in.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 04:39 PM (sHgnb)

182 That's a huge difference between men & women.

If I'm in the men's room and I'm having an issue with my shorts and my balls keep falling out, don't come over and think you are going to help stuff them back in.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 04:39 PM (sHgnb)


You're no fun.

Posted by: Don Lemon at April 19, 2024 04:40 PM (PiwSw)

183 As are all public sector unions, as far as I can tell. In fact, unions in general are a bane.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 04:37 PM (YqDXo)

Trajan, in his letters to Pliny the Younger (~110AD) condemned 'public associations' IIRC, with something like 'no matter the public good, associations such as that do nothing but sow discord and faction.'

Trajan has gone up and up in my estimation the more I learn about him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 04:40 PM (di6C2)

184
"Sanders found that Sanders was dissatisfied with my refusal to use pronouns at all."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 04:30 PM (HnUIn)

I like the way you think. Another alternative is to use nicknames, call everyone boss.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2024 04:40 PM (A4KCj)

185 OT but not only is Paris Hilton a mom of two she looks kinda classy here.

https://tinyurl.com/42wjrja9

Hard to believe this is the same douchebag whore America fell in love with over 20 years ago.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 04:40 PM (BjpyL)

186 Candace Owens seems to be flirting with the groyper path.

A number of the countries that had long term German populations did kick them out after WWII but...tough shakes. Considering what the NAZIs did it was perfectly understandable.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 04:41 PM (ibTVg)

187 And we should rename the Defense Department as the War Department.

No more of this pussy-footing around.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 04:33 PM (YqDXo)

You know what? I'm going to push back on that. No, we should not have a "War" Department, because it gives them ideas.

DoD should consist of whatever small number of active duty personnel, to man the borders and coasts, protect the homeland, and be ready to strike overseas, should the need arise. And the need should NOT arise unless we're threatened directly by some foreign power.

Oh, and fire all civilian DoD personnel, except those who make sure the active duty folks get equipped and paid. The Secretary of Defense should be an actual secretary.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 04:41 PM (dGCAG)

188 139 I think Henry Knox was Washington's Secretary of War.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 04:42 PM (9yWhg)

189 Wasn’t there that meme of a teachers strike and some teacher had a sign with a mis-spelled word? That’s teachers. Vile pieces of shit who are also generally illiterate.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 04:33 PM (Y6Wgg)
_____________

One of our kids had a "diverse" English teacher who handed out vocabulary sheets that routinely featured howlers. Apparently she'd never heard of dictionaries, or she was employing ghetto definitions.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 04:42 PM (YqDXo)

190 186 She links this BBC documentary:
dailymotion.com/video/x7uflp0

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 04:42 PM (MvF+J)

191 Nike "Permanently" Laying Off 740 Employees At World Headquarters

What a nice surprise for employees heading into the weekend.

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 04:42 PM (RHGPo)

192 The reason I ask is because it used to be 438 cycles, universally then that Paganini guy had it ratcheted up to 440.
Posted by: gourmand du jour wants to know at April 19, 2024 04:38 PM (MeG8a)
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A varied a lot before it was standardized to 440 hz. It was as low as 415 hz at one time.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 19, 2024 04:42 PM (Be/+i)

193 Attend a weekend furry convention or take the Vax?

Posted by: Biergood at April 19, 2024 04:42 PM (PwgSL)

194 191 Nike "Permanently" Laying Off 740 Employees At World Headquarters

What a nice surprise for employees heading into the weekend.
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 04:42 PM (RHGPo)

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But the stock price!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:42 PM (GBKbO)

195 I don't give a flying fu*k what Biden and the 535 other beltway co-conspirators do. If some perverted fu*k-tard touches any of my grandkids, it will deal with me.
I'll be damned if government will force me to accept some perversion as ok.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2024 04:42 PM (W/lyH)

196 My guess is that religious schools are the last bastion.

The Catholic Church didn't clear up pedo crime - they just moved the offenders around.

There is no monolithic entity to which you can trust kids. None.

Posted by: This Is How Its Always Been at April 19, 2024 04:43 PM (tQPzC)

197 I think Justice is limited to mentions of the AG post. DOJ grew up around that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:33 PM (GBKbO)

1789 - the Congress gave the Executive branch the right of legal Counsel - ie the AG office. From there, they gave the executive the right to staff the AG (the DOJ). None of this has ever been suggested as an Article 2 Constitutional provision, power or prerogative of the Executive Branch, and thus can be so revoked by Congress at any time they so deem it dissolved...

Posted by: Boswell at April 19, 2024 04:43 PM (K+UlC)

198 130 Warner Brothers DESPERATELY wants another Harry Potter movie. JK wrote a sequel as a stage play. She also has final approval on... Well, everything. If they make the play into a movie, she will veto both actors returning. HA HA!

perhaps the wizarding world will have turned out to have missed wokeness the way it missed the war to end all wars (there was a line in one of those grindelwald movies that was clearly working towards ww2 about having had a century of peace).

Posted by: anachronda at April 19, 2024 04:43 PM (v3pYe)

199 Speaking of BYU and TitleIX. BYU has sex-segregated dorm buildings. Not just floors, whole buildings. Activists have been trying to force BYU to get rid of sex-segregated dorms for ages.

I wonder if Biden's TitleIX re-interpretation will be the thing that will finally force BYU to capitulate.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 04:43 PM (eyxn4)

200 Wasn’t there that meme of a teachers strike and some teacher had a sign with a mis-spelled word? That’s teachers. Vile pieces of shit who are also generally illiterate.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 04:33 PM (Y6Wgg)

There was a techer generated document that had "Arithamatic'

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 04:43 PM (RHGPo)

201 If I'm in the men's room and I'm having an issue with my shorts and my balls keep falling out, don't come over and think you are going to help stuff them back in.

I can't imagine that ever happening, but if it did, I'd run out into the restaurant going "woohoo"!

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 04:43 PM (CsUN+)

202 That's a huge difference between men & women.

If I'm in the men's room and I'm having an issue with my shorts and my balls keep falling out, don't come over and think you are going to help stuff them back in.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 04:39 PM (sHgnb)

If your balls keep falling out of your shorts it might be time for a nip & tuck.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 04:43 PM (BjpyL)

203 Welp, that's the end of male participation in tertiary education. What man would be foolish enough to attend an institution where a mere accusation of wrongdoing will led to his being expelled immediately?

Posted by: Eddie Willers at April 19, 2024 04:44 PM (YgkJH)

204 As are all public sector unions, as far as I can tell. In fact, unions in general are a bane.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 04:37 PM (YqDXo)

Trajan, in his letters to Pliny the Younger (~110AD) condemned 'public associations' IIRC, with something like 'no matter the public good, associations such as that do nothing but sow discord and faction.'

Trajan has gone up and up in my estimation the more I learn about him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 04:40 PM (di6C2)
_________________

Companies are subject to antitrust legislation, but aren't unions effectively the same thing as a trust, except for labor?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 04:44 PM (YqDXo)

205 If some perverted fu*k-tard touches any of my grandkids, it will deal with me.
I'll be damned if government will force me to accept some perversion as ok.


This is where conservatives need to grow a pair and use the power of the jury room.

I remember when that guy got 19 years for stealing a gay flag in Kansas. KANSAS! You are telling me that wasn't one person on that jury that didn't know that this was wrong?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 04:44 PM (ibTVg)

206 196 The Catholic Church didn't clear up pedo crime - they just moved the offenders around.

There is no monolithic entity to which you can trust kids. None.


tanned, rested, and ready

Posted by: ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA at April 19, 2024 04:44 PM (v3pYe)

207 The human torch had a manifesto on SubStack. It’s nuttier than squirrel shit.

Posted by: Seth Rich at April 19, 2024 04:44 PM (JTwsP)

208 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 04:30 PM (HnUIn)

Never had any personal dealings with transgenders. If I did, I think I would use their preferred first name and never any pronouns, but your approach seems good as well .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2024 04:45 PM (XkYcA)

209 Companies are subject to antitrust legislation, but aren't unions effectively the same thing as a trust, except for labor?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 04:44 PM (YqDXo)

Yes, but they usually are commies, so ok.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 04:45 PM (di6C2)

210 193 Attend a weekend furry convention or take the Vax?

Posted by: Biergood


Depends…what’s the bag limit?

Posted by: Kratwurst at April 19, 2024 04:45 PM (RGbzo)

211 DoD should consist of whatever small number of active duty personnel, to man the borders and coasts, protect the homeland, and be ready to strike overseas, should the need arise. And the need should NOT arise unless we're threatened directly by some foreign power.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 04:41 PM (dGCAG)

Overseas strikes/global force projection is fairly manpower and resource intensive.

At any rate, we're not really anywhere near wartime mobilization. If Monroe doctrine is to be a thing, can't really drop too much from air and naval power as it stands.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 19, 2024 04:45 PM (eYoxG)

212 OT but not only is Paris Hilton a mom of two she looks kinda classy here.

https://tinyurl.com/42wjrja9

Hard to believe this is the same douchebag whore America fell in love with over 20 years ago.


She was cut out of the Hilton will during her days as a hoo-er, so she has a pretty strong motivation to clean up her act. Not to mention that "young and stupid" is a saying for a reason.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 04:45 PM (CsUN+)

213 Good.

The men can qualify for the women's teams.

That's the standard for little Suzy wrestling in high school, right? And that was so cute.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at April 19, 2024 04:45 PM (MFZft)

214 Stupid sock.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 19, 2024 04:45 PM (JTwsP)

215 The human torch had a manifesto on SubStack. It’s nuttier than squirrel shit.
Posted by: Seth Rich at April 19,

I don't know the weirdo's name or what substack is.

Link?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 04:46 PM (0FoWg)

216 I wonder if Biden's TitleIX re-interpretation will be the thing that will finally force BYU to capitulate.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 04:43 PM (eyxn4)
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Does BYU receive *any* federal funding of any kind? If so, then yes, I suspect they will jam this down BYU's throat.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 04:46 PM (7fElN)

217 If your balls keep falling out of your shorts it might be time for a nip & tuck.
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 04:43 PM (BjpyL)

Or stop wearing your wife's short shorts.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 19, 2024 04:46 PM (JeYYB)

218 Attend a weekend furry convention or take the Vax?

Posted by: Biergood


Depends…what’s the bag limit?
Posted by: Kratwurst


ISWYDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 04:46 PM (sHgnb)

219
Companies are subject to antitrust legislation, but aren't unions effectively the same thing as a trust, except for labor?


Yes.

Some countries...maybe Germany?... restrict unions to one company and I think it would be a great fix for private sector unions. It would force the union leadership to be focused on growing their company so they are their members can be compensated versus the insanity of modern labor unions that don't give a shit if they torpedo a company and get a bunch of "their" workers fired.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 04:46 PM (ibTVg)

220 191 Nike "Permanently" Laying Off 740 Employees At World Headquarters

What a nice surprise for employees heading into the weekend.
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 04:42 PM (RHGPo)
__________

Best economy evah!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 04:46 PM (YqDXo)

221 Also Paris Hiltons scrawny cuck looking husband must be absolutely loaded

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at April 19, 2024 04:47 PM (MFZft)

222 189 One of our kids had a "diverse" English teacher who handed out vocabulary sheets that routinely featured howlers. Apparently she'd never heard of dictionaries, or she was employing ghetto definitions.

friend of mine (not a teacher) used to always complain that you couldn't look words up in the dictionary unless you already knew how to spell them.

Posted by: anachronda at April 19, 2024 04:47 PM (v3pYe)

223 Paganini guy had it ratcheted up to 440.
Posted by: gourmand du jour wants to know at April 19, 2024 04:38 PM (MeG8a)
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440, 441 whatever it takes.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2024 04:47 PM (2UnvF)

224 They're BBQing themselves for the cannibals now.

Posted by: torabora at April 19, 2024 04:47 PM (AvZ3a)

225 204 As are all public sector unions, as far as I can tell. In fact, unions in general are a bane.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 04:37 PM (YqDXo)

Trajan, in his letters to Pliny the Younger (~110AD) condemned 'public associations' IIRC, with something like 'no matter the public good, associations such as that do nothing but sow discord and faction.'

Trajan has gone up and up in my estimation the more I learn about him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 04:40 PM (di6C2)
_________________

Companies are subject to antitrust legislation, but aren't unions effectively the same thing as a trust, except for labor?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2024 04:44 PM (YqDXo)

Yeah and professional associations are basically informal versions of unions in trying to restrict the labor supply.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 19, 2024 04:48 PM (eYoxG)

226 Also Paris Hiltons scrawny cuck looking husband must be absolutely loaded

If she truly has seen the light, good for her.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 04:48 PM (CsUN+)

227 Trump warns that if he loses presidential immunity, so will 'crooked' Joe Biden
.. so will Barack Obama

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 04:48 PM (RHGPo)

228 210 193 Attend a weekend furry convention or take the Vax?

Posted by: Biergood


Depends…what’s the bag limit?


paper bags for over their heads?

Posted by: anachronda at April 19, 2024 04:48 PM (v3pYe)

229 Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 04:41 PM (dGCAG)

Overseas strikes/global force projection is fairly manpower and resource intensive.

At any rate, we're not really anywhere near wartime mobilization. If Monroe doctrine is to be a thing, can't really drop too much from air and naval power as it stands.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 19, 2024 04:45 PM (eYoxG)

Sure we can. No surface ships. Period. I know people don't want to hear that, but surface ships can be sunk by anything/anybody.

Subs for offense warfare. Subs and missiles. Stay away from our front porch.

No more "projection" is needed. Unless you just want to start the current monkey show we're in now all over again.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 04:49 PM (dGCAG)

230 227 Trump warns that if he loses presidential immunity, so will 'crooked' Joe Biden
.. so will Barack Obama
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 04:48 PM (RHGPo)

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"Trump is a threat to Our Democracy. He doesn't get it. The others do."
-Calvinball

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:49 PM (GBKbO)

231 OT-Just a nice story about Donald Trump:

https://iotwreport.com/what-is-trump-really-like/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2024 04:49 PM (XkYcA)

232 They're BBQing themselves for the cannibals now.
Posted by: torabora


You can tell NYC doesn't know shit about BBQ'ing.

Low and slow. Not flame out.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 04:49 PM (sHgnb)

233 If you do choose the furry convention make sure your suit has a well secured back door so you don't get the old otter surprise if you let your guard down.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 04:49 PM (ibTVg)

234 229 Sure we can. No surface ships. Period. I know people don't want to hear that, but surface ships can be sunk by anything/anybody.

Subs for offense warfare. Subs and missiles. Stay away from our front porch.

No more "projection" is needed. Unless you just want to start the current monkey show we're in now all over again.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 04:49 PM (dGCAG)

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I will say that protecting shipping lanes is an important thing for the Navy to do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:49 PM (GBKbO)

235 'They wouldn't just eat any white men that fell from the sky': Outraged Papua New Guinea academics lash out at Biden's 'unacceptable' suggestion that cannibals ate his WW2 pilot uncle

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 04:49 PM (RHGPo)

236 These changes wont survive the court challenges but the damage has been done as it will take years or even decades for this to sort itself out in the courts.

You have a lot more faith in the justice court legal control system than is warranted. The "judges" are utterly corrupt and rule according to the whims of Hell.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 19, 2024 04:49 PM (4HcMG)

237 Seeing or hearing Obama's name enrages me.

He's such an undeserving, fake ass, arrogant, little prick.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 19, 2024 04:50 PM (JeYYB)

238 208 Never had any personal dealings with transgenders. If I did, I think I would use their preferred first name and never any pronouns, but your approach seems good as well .

sounds like a perfectly cromulent approach to bob dole.

Posted by: bob dole at April 19, 2024 04:50 PM (v3pYe)

239 Reum is the son of late business executive W. Robert, the former president, chairman and CEO of Amsted Industries, which Forbes valued at $3.4 billion in 2022.

Also investment banker

But he's "an author" when you search in regards to the marriage.

Paris STILL married up. Women can't help it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at April 19, 2024 04:50 PM (MFZft)

240 Trump warns that if he loses presidential immunity, so will 'crooked' Joe Biden
.. so will Barack Obama


Then Trump is full of shit, and STILL does not understand what is going on.

Posted by: This Is How Its Always Been at April 19, 2024 04:51 PM (tQPzC)

241 Trajan has gone up and up in my estimation the more I learn about him.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

He was probably the best Emperor of the old Empire, before Diocletian mucked everything up.

Hadrian, though he was conscientious in his many travels around the Empire, and the construction of his wall, was a gay douchebag. Marcus Aurelius spent too much time on his Meditations, and not enough time thinking about who might succeed him other than his worthless son Commodus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 04:51 PM (9yWhg)

242 Never had any personal dealings with transgenders. If I did, I think I would use their preferred first name and never any pronouns, but your approach seems good as well .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2024 04:45 PM (XkYcA)

My daughter played college golf against a transgender person - it was a fairly new concept at that time - maybe four or five years ago. The kid wasn't all that good, and my daughter beat him regularly in her league tournaments where he represented his college on a regular basis. But I doubt that is going to happen again going forward as more men come forward to get golf scholarships as women. They'll dominate soon enough...

Posted by: Boswell at April 19, 2024 04:51 PM (K+UlC)

243 235 They wouldn't just eat any white men that fell from the sky': Outraged Papua New Guinea academics lash out at Biden's 'unacceptable' suggestion that cannibals ate his WW2 pilot uncle

'course not. they'd need to be prepared first. diced.

Posted by: anachronda at April 19, 2024 04:51 PM (v3pYe)

244
I will say that protecting shipping lanes is an important thing for the Navy to do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:49 PM (GBKbO)

Only if you live in a nation that COULD sustain itself, but chooses not to.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 04:51 PM (dGCAG)

245 'They wouldn't just eat any white men that fell from the sky': Outraged Papua New Guinea academics lash out at Biden's 'unacceptable' suggestion that cannibals ate his WW2 pilot uncle

Hey, Beau had the sweetest, most tender meat!

Well worthy of cannibalism!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Child Molester! at April 19, 2024 04:51 PM (YAtuc)

246 paper bags for over their heads?
Posted by: anachronda

Hey, don’t make it weird man.

Posted by: Kratwurst at April 19, 2024 04:51 PM (RGbzo)

247 Also Paris Hiltons scrawny cuck looking husband must be absolutely loaded


She's a Hilton. I don't know if he could be loaded enough.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 04:51 PM (sHgnb)

248 Max Azzarello is the name given by the man who set himself on fire outside the Trump trial in New York after leaving behind a “rambling” manifesto and social media accounts in which he sang about starting a “revolution.

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 04:51 PM (RHGPo)

249 They're BBQing themselves for the cannibals now.
Posted by: torabora


You can tell NYC doesn't know shit about BBQ'ing.

Low and slow. Not flame out.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 04:49 PM (sHgnb)


You know the true believers are coming out when they sous vide themselves.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 04:51 PM (Y6IkP)

250 Get rid of sports in college. You're there to learn. If there's a market for trannies beating women in sports, let's monetize it.

Posted by: Kitchner Lesley at April 19, 2024 04:52 PM (CgQvH)

251 Never had any personal dealings with transgenders. If I did, I think I would use their preferred first name and never any pronouns, but your approach seems good as well .


-

That's the puzzling part. Language describes objects and ideas for the user, not for the listener. It's a tool to be used, nothing more.

You can't make people use language. You can make them NOT say things, but you can't make them use particular words.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at April 19, 2024 04:52 PM (MFZft)

252 I will say that protecting shipping lanes is an important thing for the Navy to do.

So utterly important that no nation on Earth is willing to do it and would rather assign the Woke Party Military to the task of pissing away tens of billions to protect the State interests of China, India, Russia and other hostile countries.

Why again, am I supposed to underwrite the security and shipping lanes of so many countries that hate me?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 19, 2024 04:52 PM (4HcMG)

253 > I will say that protecting shipping lanes is an important thing for the Navy to do.
_____________

There used to be a Navy/Coast Guard "office" that dealt strictly with maritime law/issues. It was always under funded and under staffed... until Trump.

*biden dissolved it on day one.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2024 04:53 PM (Q4IgG)

254 250 Hear, hear!

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 04:53 PM (MvF+J)

255 after leaving behind a “rambling” manifesto and social media accounts in which he sang about starting a “revolution.
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 04:51 PM (RHGPo)


Nothing like a few Les Mis showtunes before sparking it up

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 04:53 PM (Y6IkP)

256 Posted by: Boswell at April 19, 2024 04:51 PM (K+UlC)

I agree. I'm sure the men pretending to be women will get the majority of scholarships.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2024 04:53 PM (XkYcA)

257 Wasn't the whole trans thing a last-minute Obama nugget tossed to the Gay lobby on his way out the door as well? Such allyship! Such concern!

Fucking ruinous pricks.

Posted by: red speck at April 19, 2024 04:53 PM (0Id0S)

258 231 OT-Just a nice story about Donald Trump:

https://iotwreport.com/what-is-trump-really-like/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2024 04:49 PM (XkYcA)

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That is a classic Trump story. I've heard similar from other sources.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 19, 2024 04:53 PM (JeYYB)

259 China issued a stern rebuke to the U.S., after House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) referred to the country's leader Xi Jinping, Russian counterpart Vladimir Putin, and Iran as an "axis of evil."

.. sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will start a GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR.

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 04:54 PM (RHGPo)

260 I like how the Left finds every way around the rules that it can.

You have to admire them in the same way you would admire how Ted Bundy removed the handles from inside his passenger doors.

Government can't control speech, so they control the tech companies who control it for them. Government can't make laws that restrict speech - so they cram the restrictions into a "regulation".

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 04:54 PM (lX8VI)

261 250 Get rid of sports in college. You're there to learn. If there's a market for trannies beating women in sports, let's monetize it.

hmm. *scribbles note* intergender rollerball league

Posted by: anachronda at April 19, 2024 04:54 PM (v3pYe)

262 You have a lot more faith in the justice court legal control system than is warranted. The "judges" are utterly corrupt and rule according to the whims of Hell.

Yeah, people assume that any convictions on these ridiculous charges would be reversed on appeal.

Why would you assume that? You think that the appellate judges aren't crooks too?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 19, 2024 04:54 PM (YAtuc)

263 > friend of mine (not a teacher) used to always complain that you couldn't look words up in the dictionary unless you already knew how to spell them.

I tried that complaint with my mom once. She forced me to make my best guess and keep at it until I found the word.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 04:54 PM (eyxn4)

264 "Why again, am I supposed to underwrite the security and shipping lanes of so many countries that hate me?"

AFAIK, it's to guarantee our access to strategic resources that we cannot obtain domestically.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 04:54 PM (MvF+J)

265 Overseas strikes/global force projection is fairly manpower and resource intensive.

At any rate, we're not really anywhere near wartime mobilization. If Monroe doctrine is to be a thing, can't really drop too much from air and naval power as it stands.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 19, 2024 04:45 PM (eYoxG)

Sure we can. No surface ships. Period. I know people don't want to hear that, but surface ships can be sunk by anything/anybody.

Subs for offense warfare. Subs and missiles. Stay away from our front porch.

No more "projection" is needed. Unless you just want to start the current monkey show we're in now all over again.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 04:49 PM (dGCAG)

Not sure if you're acknowledging that'd mean giving up on Monroe doctrine or not. To be clear, that would mean that. Subs are mostly just a threat to enemy shipping and a component of MAD.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 19, 2024 04:54 PM (eYoxG)

266 Get rid of sports in college. You're there to learn. If there's a market for trannies beating women in sports, let's monetize it.
Posted by: Kitchner Lesley at April 19, 2024 04:52 PM (CgQvH)

Next thing you're going to tell me the cute white girl in the girl basketball league shouldn't be getting $76K a year, because the league loses money, and should only get paid for whatever endorsement deals she's able to secure for herself.

Which is in the millions.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 04:54 PM (dGCAG)

267 Marcus Aurelius was a decent emperor aside from his terrible, practically inexplicable choice to go with hereditary succession for his useless son.

That he was good at all is sort of surprising. He was constitutionally unsuited for the job, which he himself acknowledged. But he managed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 04:55 PM (0FoWg)

268 Also Paris Hiltons scrawny cuck looking husband must be absolutely loaded

If she truly has seen the light, good for her.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024



Read somewhere that's pretty much what happened. Had her fun. Then grew up.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2024 04:55 PM (W/lyH)

269 "No one should face bullying or discrimination just because of who they are, who they love."

Sounds like Joe Biden responding to the allegations made in his daughter's diary.

Posted by: red speck at April 19, 2024 04:56 PM (0Id0S)

270 You can't make people use language. You can make them NOT say things, but you can't make them use particular words.

Bets?

Posted by: The Criminal Justice System! at April 19, 2024 04:56 PM (YAtuc)

271 5
‘ as it will take years or even decades for this to sort itself out in the courts.’

In that case, I have big fucking problem with the courts being necessary do this to be ‘sorted out’.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 19, 2024 04:56 PM (jbnUc)

272 After spending the last four years demonizing MAGA as domestic terrorists and anti-democratic to boot, they're now surrounded by real domestic terrorists and democracy haters, coming at them like the Wicked Witch of the West's flying monkeys.

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 04:56 PM (RHGPo)

273 sounds like a perfectly cromulent approach to bob dole.
Posted by: bob dole at April 19, 2024 04:50 PM (v3pYe)

I think Bob Dole isn't dealing with transgenders at all since he's dead, unless you were suggesting it was a wimpy way to deal with the subject. .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2024 04:56 PM (XkYcA)

274

Sorry don’t know how to tincture on phone. But it’s called the Ponzi Papers and it’s on SubStack.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 19, 2024 04:57 PM (JTwsP)

275 wtf, tinyurl not tincture.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 19, 2024 04:57 PM (JTwsP)

276 Marcus Aurelius was a decent emperor aside from his terrible, practically inexplicable choice to go with hereditary succession for his useless son.

That he was good at all is sort of surprising. He was constitutionally unsuited for the job, which he himself acknowledged. But he managed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I'll accept that. He did hold the imperial frontiers. But he would've been better suited pursuing a career as a medieval monk.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 04:58 PM (9yWhg)

277 > Get rid of sports in college. You're there to learn.

While you're at it, get rid of parties, drinking, dancing, dating, and make all of the kids wear a beige cult smock. You're there to learn.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 04:58 PM (eyxn4)

278 Not sure if you're acknowledging that'd mean giving up on Monroe doctrine or not. To be clear, that would mean that. Subs are mostly just a threat to enemy shipping and a component of MAD.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 19, 2024 04:54 PM (eYoxG)

Nothing is given up. But sure, let's forget the Monroe doctrine. It's been 200 years. Let the shithole third world island nations fend for themselves.

And... yes, if you need to fire missiles at anyone getting uppity, fire missiles. From subs, from surface to air sources, long range bombers... protect however far from the shore you think you need to protect. And no further.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 04:58 PM (dGCAG)

279 sounds like a perfectly cromulent approach to bob dole.
Posted by: bob dole at April 19, 2024 04:50 PM (v3pYe)

I think Bob Dole isn't dealing with transgenders at all since he's dead,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2024 04:56 PM (XkYcA)

Bob Dole doesn't need this.

Posted by: Bob Dole, waking up in his casket at April 19, 2024 04:58 PM (BjpyL)

280 276 I'll accept that. He did hold the imperial frontiers. But he would've been better suited pursuing a career as a medieval monk.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 04:58 PM (9yWhg)

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He couldn't chant for shit, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:58 PM (GBKbO)

281 "No one should face bullying or discrimination just because of who they are, who they love."

Except if the subject of bullying and discrimination are Jews or Christians.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 19, 2024 04:58 PM (4HcMG)

282 The Madison doctrine can be summed up in one word: Prometheus.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2024 04:59 PM (a3Q+t)

283 > Get rid of sports in college.
__________

I've been promoting doing away with gendered sports.

Everybody gets to play/try out. Make the team or don't.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2024 04:59 PM (Q4IgG)

284 282 The Madison doctrine can be summed up in one word: Prometheus.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2024 04:59 PM (a3Q+t)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:59 PM (GBKbO)

285 Posted by: Seems Legit at April 19, 2024 04:53 PM (JeYYB

You would occasionally find these kinds of stories when he was running the first time. I think Trump genuinely enjoys people and helps them out without a lot of fanfare, whereas I never read any story of disinterested kindness about either Obama or Biden.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2024 04:59 PM (XkYcA)

286 > Sorry don’t know how to tincture on phone.

Put herbs and alcohol into a jar, stir with phone.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 04:59 PM (eyxn4)

287 Wasn't the whole trans thing a last-minute Obama nugget tossed to the Gay lobby on his way out the door as well? Such allyship! Such concern!

Fucking ruinous pricks.

Posted by: red speck at April 19, 2024 04:53 PM (0Id0S)

Sure but there is nothing accidental about it, and it's not about any particular lobby. This was headed our way as sure as Believe All Women was. A breakdown of law and order. Much of what we experience is orchestrated by the ruinous Left.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 05:00 PM (lX8VI)

288 I agree. I'm sure the men pretending to be women will get the majority of scholarships.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2024 04:53 PM (XkYcA)

Yes Fen, the young man who played against my daughter was quite small, yet could hit the ball quite far. He hadn't developed any real short game or scoring techniques, as had my daughter and other young ladies who had played for many years in junior and senior high school. He was up against State Champions like my daughter. But he was still competitive even without any real tournament experience only because he was a man, when he should never have been that if he had been a woman. My daughter never noticed him because he never threatened her game - she was quite good. But I wonder about the other young ladies he beat...

Posted by: Boswell at April 19, 2024 05:00 PM (K+UlC)

289
Nothing is given up. But sure, let's forget the Monroe doctrine. It's been 200 years. Let the shithole third world island nations fend for themselves.


And what nation controls all of the shipping through the Panama Canal?

(hint: that nation's HQ isn't in the Western hemisphere)

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 19, 2024 05:00 PM (4HcMG)

290 wtf, tinyurl not tincture.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 19, 2024 04:57 PM (JTwsP)

I do t know why but this just made me laugh so hard.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 05:00 PM (BjpyL)

291 The story about Trump's business loans is one of my favorites.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 05:00 PM (lX8VI)

292 > I think Bob Dole isn't dealing with transgenders at all since he's dead

There's at least one tranny in hell.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 05:01 PM (eyxn4)

293 The Madison doctrine can be summed up in one word: Prometheus.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2024 04:59 PM (a3Q+t)

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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:59 PM (GBKbO)

I thought it was throwing spaghetti at the wall and calling it gahbage.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 05:01 PM (dGCAG)

294 The march toward androgyny continues - to what purpose, I have no idea. I suppose the only useful outcome will be that Hillary Clinton will finally be able to shop at the Big and Tall Men's Store without getting funny looks.

Posted by: Paco at April 19, 2024 05:01 PM (njExo)

295 I mean the small business loans he gave out.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 05:01 PM (lX8VI)

296 Isn't that what the ports are for on electronic devices?

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 05:02 PM (fwDg9)

297 Here it is. Judge Joe Brown on Trump startup loans:

https://tinyurl.com/4vnhyz2c

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 05:02 PM (lX8VI)

298 This sure feels like Democrats are trying to burn down every decent thing in our country before they are removed- either electorally or on the end of someone's pitchfork. It is a deliberate and insidious destruction of every decent thing our country represents.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 19, 2024 05:02 PM (8bQ1C)

299 Also free fake orgasms.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 19, 2024 05:02 PM (J8LnB)

300 278 Not sure if you're acknowledging that'd mean giving up on Monroe doctrine or not. To be clear, that would mean that. Subs are mostly just a threat to enemy shipping and a component of MAD.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 19, 2024 04:54 PM (eYoxG)

Nothing is given up. But sure, let's forget the Monroe doctrine. It's been 200 years. Let the shithole third world island nations fend for themselves.

And... yes, if you need to fire missiles at anyone getting uppity, fire missiles. From subs, from surface to air sources, long range bombers... protect however far from the shore you think you need to protect. And no further.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 04:58 PM (dGCAG)

A handful of missiles doesn't really do anything. Cede naval and air superiority to China and subs and long-range bombers won't stop them from setting up shop anywhere in South America they so please. Long as you accept that, fair enough.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 19, 2024 05:02 PM (eYoxG)

301 He must be doing this to consolidate the Hispanic vote.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
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Naw, going for the muslim votes.
They loves themselves hot trannie action.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 19, 2024 05:02 PM (cOq4q)

302 I thought it was throwing spaghetti at the wall and calling it gahbage.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 05:01 PM (dGCAG)
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It's not spaghettis - it's linguine.

Posted by: Felix Unger at April 19, 2024 05:03 PM (Be/+i)

303 The march toward androgyny continues - to what purpose, I have no idea. I suppose the only useful outcome will be that Hillary Clinton will finally be able to shop at the Big and Tall Men's Store without getting funny looks.
Posted by: Paco at April 19, 2024 05:01 PM (njExo)

When in doubt, ask the one simple question: This thing they're doing, is it compatible with the concept of reducing human poopulation to below a billion, or not?

Funny how most things they're doing seem to be in line with the former.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 05:04 PM (dGCAG)

304 Randi Weingarten: "In 2021, her salary was reported to be $564,236 according to AFT’s IRS Form 990."

The farther she can take teachers from teaching and students from learning, the more she makes.

To quote the Wicked Witch of the West: "Oh, what a world!"


Posted by: JM in illinois, behold the Manchurian President at April 19, 2024 05:05 PM (Q7cQT)

305 HOW DARE YOU ?!!!!????????

Posted by: Greta, the future Mrs. Thunberg-Hogg at April 19, 2024 05:05 PM (a3Q+t)

306 Get rid of sports in college. You're there to learn.

We need another point guard or linebacker ... shit said on no jobsite ever.

Posted by: This Is How Its Always Been at April 19, 2024 05:06 PM (tQPzC)

307 A handful of missiles doesn't really do anything. Cede naval and air superiority to China and subs and long-range bombers won't stop them from setting up shop anywhere in South America they so please. Long as you accept that, fair enough.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 19, 2024 05:02 PM (eYoxG)

Yeah, I really don't care.

This country could be the most wonderful place on Earth. Or it can try to control the world. It's one or the other. It can't be both.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 05:06 PM (dGCAG)

308
A handful of missiles doesn't really do anything. Cede naval and air superiority to China and subs and long-range bombers won't stop them from setting up shop anywhere in South America they so please. Long as you accept that, fair enough.


You trivialize the generations of seafaring and experience needed to effectively float a carrier fleet.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 19, 2024 05:06 PM (4HcMG)

309 Either Biden is too oblivious to know how this will be received in the country outside of blue cities, or he's already given up.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 04:10 PM (CsUN+)

Remember, he doesn't even have to try.

Posted by: InZona at April 19, 2024 05:06 PM (6zPzw)

310 Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Fen, we missed you on the Morning Rant thread, about atheist Richard Dawkins' embrace of "cultural Christianity."

Your comments would've been quite incisive, I think.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 05:06 PM (9yWhg)

311 Obama had a personal stake in getting transgenderism into the national psyche. *cough*

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 19, 2024 05:06 PM (JeYYB)

312 A handful of missiles doesn't really do anything.

Tell that to the ship, plane, or base that eats said missiles.

Posted by: This Is How Its Always Been at April 19, 2024 05:07 PM (tQPzC)

313 Everytime Biden does something disgusting I want to set David French on fire.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 19, 2024 05:07 PM (ewqMN)

314 I'm ready to weaponize the courts against Obama and Biden. Their rules, so let's play by them. How did Obama go from poor to rich? We have laws against ill gotten gains. I say we use them, take his houses and throw him and Poopy Pants in jail for embezzlement, fraud, jaywalking, whatever.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 19, 2024 05:07 PM (8bQ1C)

315 The march toward androgyny continues - to what purpose, I have no idea. I suppose the only useful outcome will be that Hillary Clinton will finally be able to shop at the Big and Tall Men's Store without getting funny looks.
Posted by: Paco at April 19, 2024 05:01 PM (njExo)

It's that weird sexless society I was warning people about for years here. Everyone thinks the Left is all about love and wanton sex but that's only a means to an end. While sex is great for destroying Christianity, eventually sexual attraction becomes an enemy because it puts a human's desires above the State. The march to sexless genderless robotic androgyny and eventual extinction is their true desire.

I always point people to the bizarre silver soulless sexless DNC they did for Hillary in 2016. It showed where they want us going.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 05:07 PM (lX8VI)

316 AFAIK, it's to guarantee our access to strategic resources that we cannot obtain domestically.
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 04:54 PM (MvF+J)

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North America is an entire continent. We have all the natural resources we need.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 19, 2024 05:08 PM (2fIO4)

317 She's a Hilton. I don't know if he could be loaded enough.

-

I bet her net worth is less than any number of quarterbacks, basketball whatevers, and actors.

I looked it up and she married money. She's not going to consider a guy working at a water plant.

Women can't help it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at April 19, 2024 05:08 PM (MFZft)

318 The Department of Education has done nothing but ruin our educational system since its founding scores have gone right into the toilet.

Thanks, Carter.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 19, 2024 05:08 PM (JeYYB)

319 How unexpected...

@rawsalerts 15m
🚨#BREAKING: Multiple teens have been shot as 500-600 teens were gathered at a park for senior skip day initially for a large water gun fight

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 05:09 PM (IG4Id)

320 BREAKING: Man Who Set Himself on Fire Identified — Wrote a Manifesto Online Warning of an “Apocalyptic Fascist World Coup” — Calls for Revolution -Gateway Headline

The flamer is still living in 2019-2020

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 19, 2024 05:09 PM (cOq4q)

321 Randi is a Marxist through and through

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 05:10 PM (fwDg9)

322 Hiltons are not rich by rich standards, daddy is a real estate broker.

Posted by: N at April 19, 2024 05:10 PM (RjBju)

323 It's that weird sexless society I was warning people about for years here.

Another calling card of certain ages now in charge. Ziggy Stardust isn't a Gen Z invention. Or Liberace or Elton John.

Posted by: This Is How Its Always Been at April 19, 2024 05:10 PM (tQPzC)

324 313 Everytime Biden does something disgusting I want to set David French on fire.
Posted by: Northernlurker

And the other times? Be honest…

Posted by: Kratwurst at April 19, 2024 05:10 PM (RGbzo)

325 316 Chocolate? Coffee? Vanadium? Cobalt? RE's? There's a shit-ton of QoL downsizing that comes with the fall of our empire.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 19, 2024 05:11 PM (MvF+J)

326 I wonder if the same thing will happen with this bunch of slugs.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming

Obama won twice.

Biden not.

Expect a lot of his, not my/our fault books.

First one by Jill.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 19, 2024 05:11 PM (kU8k8)

327 The ability to project force across a wide geographic area has kept us safe for a long time. It is a deterrent whether you like it or not. We can argue that all day long, but the facts are and have been there for many years. As recently as the start of the war in Gaza, even the Chinese were shocked at how quickly we put assets in theater. It prevented a lot of garbage that would have worked against our national interests.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 19, 2024 05:12 PM (8bQ1C)

328 I worked for a guy kind of like Aurelius. Very kind, intelligent and thoughtful, but also a hard-nosed businessman. His son was one of the stupidest pieces of shit I've ever had the displeasure of working with or even knowing at all, but he handed the biz down to him, though he knew he'd ruin it - because blood.

I quit when he did that, and he was just like "I understand, and wish you the best." It was sad.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 05:13 PM (0FoWg)

329 "No one should face bullying or discrimination just because of who they are, who they love," Cardona told reporters. "Sadly, this happens all too often."


OK, Mike and Randi, /double-spits/ now do bullying because a kid is fat, has acne, is short, wears a Trump shirt, and everything else a kid could be bullied for. Teachers and school administration look the other way by choice on too, too many bullying incidents in schools. Do you have a DoE rule that also drops a million-pound shit-hammer on kids bullying a younger kid who's short? An immutable characteristics, yes? If no anti-bullying rule is in your arsenal for this, why are you elevating the cases of gender-bullying to be more equal that other bullying? Equity, anyone?

You ass-hats make me sick.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 05:13 PM (5fDan)

330 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 05:06 PM (9yWhg)

Thanks. I actually did make a couple of small comments but had to go to a meeting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2024 05:15 PM (37aB+)

331 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 05:06 PM (9yWhg)

Thanks. I actually did make a couple of small comments but had to go to a meeting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2024 05:15 PM (37aB+)

332 308
"A handful of missiles doesn't really do anything. Cede naval and air superiority to China and subs and long-range bombers won't stop them from setting up shop anywhere in South America they so please. Long as you accept that, fair enough."

You trivialize the generations of seafaring and experience needed to effectively float a carrier fleet.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 19, 2024 05:06 PM (4HcMG)

The US navy grew massively in WW2. Bit complacent of an attitude to have.

US Navy has been in a long decline and now has new priorities, like global warming and diversity. Within a decade or two China will probably have more carrier groups.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 19, 2024 05:15 PM (eYoxG)

333 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2024 05:16 PM (a3Q+t)

334 In case anyone is wondering where people like Weingarten are getting this, it's from esoteric interpretations like this:

"In this model, the individual mystic's soul, gendered feminine, first participates in an act of transgender-homoerotic mystical fellowship with those of hir fellow mystics in order to at once welcome in the Divine feminine (in some cases entering into erotic union with Her) and immediately switch gender roles to embody that Divine feminine for her congress with the male Godhead. This act of psychic double-transvestism is abetted by the Kabbalistic trope that casts God and Israel as the two lovers in the Song of Songs, or the two cherubs over the ark, with Israel taking the female role."

(Dr. Jay Michaelson)

Posted by: LenNeal at April 19, 2024 05:16 PM (9yXr+)

335 315 It's that weird sexless society I was warning people about for years here. Everyone thinks the Left is all about love and wanton sex but that's only a means to an end. While sex is great for destroying Christianity, eventually sexual attraction becomes an enemy because it puts a human's desires above the State. The march to sexless genderless robotic androgyny and eventual extinction is their true desire. - ...

That's an interesting take, and eminently logical. Another variant on the secular humanist radical's attempt to preserve the form of a particular aspect of existence but to empty it of its original significance.

Posted by: Paco at April 19, 2024 05:16 PM (njExo)

336 NOOD Supreme Court

Posted by: Catherine at April 19, 2024 05:17 PM (ZSsrh)

337 334 In case anyone is wondering where people like Weingarten are getting this, it's from esoteric interpretations like this:

"In this model, the individual mystic's soul, gendered feminine, first participates in an act of transgender-homoerotic mystical fellowship with those of hir fellow mystics in order to at once welcome in the Divine feminine (in some cases entering into erotic union with Her) and immediately switch gender roles to embody that Divine feminine for her congress with the male Godhead. This act of psychic double-transvestism is abetted by the Kabbalistic trope that casts God and Israel as the two lovers in the Song of Songs, or the two cherubs over the ark, with Israel taking the female role."

(Dr. Jay Michaelson)

Posted by: LenNeal at April 19, 2024 05:16 PM (9yXr+)


How many years did it take a million monkeys to type-up this one?

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 05:17 PM (5fDan)

338 It prevented a lot of garbage that would have worked against our national interests.

Hence the problem. For my entire life, five decades, everything that happens anywhere on the globe is part of "our national interests".

I'll trust our political class with the big gun cabinet they demand when they show me they have another move besides opening it up everywhere on the planet.

Posted by: Its Always Been Like This at April 19, 2024 05:18 PM (tQPzC)

339 Posted by: This Is How Its Always Been at April 19, 2024 05:10 PM (tQPzC)

That's a thought.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 05:29 PM (lX8VI)

The Fake "Whistleblower" Who Gamed the System to Start the First Trump Impeachment May Be Forced to be a Witness in Joe Biden's Impeachment

Paul Sperry for RealClearPolitics:

The 'whistleblower' who sparked Donald Trump's first impeachment was deeply involved in the political maneuverings behind Biden-family business schemes in Ukraine that Trump wanted probed, newly obtained emails from former Vice President Joe Biden's office reveal.

If you remember, he faked his "whistleblower" status. Whistleblowers must have, according to the law, first-hand knowledge of some crime or dereliction they want to report. Eric Ciarmarella never had first-hand knowledge, he had heard it from someone without the guts to come forward. The Deep State bent over backwards to contrive a reason that he should be treated as a whistleblower anyway.


In 2019, then-National Intelligence Council analyst Eric Ciaramella touched off a political firestorm when he anonymously accused Trump of linking military aid for Ukraine to a demand for an investigation into alleged Biden corruption in that country.

But four years earlier, while working as a national security analyst attached to then-Vice President Joe Biden's office, Ciaramella was a close adviser when Biden threatened to cut off U.S. aid to Ukraine unless it fired its top prosecutor, Viktor Shokin, who was investigating Ukraine-based Burisma Holdings. At the time, the corruption-riddled energy giant was paying Biden's son Hunter millions of dollars.

Those payments -- along with other evidence tying Joe Biden to his family's business dealings -- received little attention in 2019 as Ciaramella accused Trump of a corrupt quid pro quo. Neither did subsequent evidence indicating that Hunter Biden's associates had identified Shokin as a "key target." These matters are now part of the House impeachment inquiry into President Biden.

"It now seems there was material evidence that would have been used at the impeachment trial [to exonerate Trump]," said George Washington University law professor Jonathan Turley, who has testified as an expert witness in the ongoing Biden impeachment inquiry. "Trump was alleging there was a conflict of interest with the Bidens, and the evidence could have challenged Biden's account and established his son's interest in the Shokin firing."

Ciaramella's role -- including high-level discussions with top Biden aides and Ukrainian prosecutors -- is only now coming to light thanks to the recent release of White House emails and photos from the National Archives.

Recall that Biden decided to demand that Ukraine fire the prosecutor looking into Burisma, and threatened to hold back a billion dollars in US funding until they did.

Later, Obama and the Deep State would pretend that this was all authorized by the State Department.

But it wasn't. The State Department never expressed any desire to see Shokin fired.

Biden just made that up on his own -- as a favor to his son, who needed to deliver to his paymasters to prove the Biden Brand was worth investing in.

And Eric Ciarmarella was among those who were "shocked" to see Biden freelancing and extorting a foreign country as a favor to his son:

The emails show Ciaramella expressed shock -- "Yikes" is what he wrote -- at Biden's move to withhold the $1 billion in aid from Kyiv, which represented a sudden shift in U.S. policy. They also show he was drawn into White House communications over how to control adverse publicity from Hunter taking a lucrative seat on Burisma's board.

ciarmarellayikes.jpg

Yet there is no evidence Ciaramella raised alarms about the questionable Biden business activities he witnessed firsthand, which is in sharp contrast to 2019. In that instance, he was galvanized into action after being told by White House colleague Alexander Vindman of an "improper" phone call between President Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky. During the call, Trump solicited Zelensky's help in investigating Burisma and Hunter Biden's role in the company.


Some former congressional investigators say Ciaramella effectively helped cover up a scandal far worse than what Trump was impeached over. What's more, he failed to disclose that he had a potential conflict of interest stemming from his connection to the matter Trump asked Zelensky to probe when he lodged his complaint against Trump. RealClearInvestigations was the first to identify the then-33-year-old Ciaramella as the anonymous impeachment "whistleblower," something major media continue to keep under tight wraps.

There's much more in the article.

But this irony is wonderful:


What Ciaramella witnessed and what he documented in notes he took during high-level Biden-Ukraine meetings could now be relevant to the active impeachment inquiry of President Biden. The House may have little choice but to hold the kind of hearings the Democrats blocked during the earlier impeachment by keeping Ciaramella's identity -- and his own potential conflict -- secret.

As the catalyst for Trump's impeachment, Ciaramella could now be a reluctant witness for Biden's.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:20 PM




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1 Spinge

Posted by: Bete at April 19, 2024 03:21 PM (7h8I3)

2 Or sponge

Posted by: Bete at April 19, 2024 03:21 PM (7h8I3)

3 Threepeat?

Posted by: Bete at April 19, 2024 03:21 PM (7h8I3)

4 The 'whistleblower' who sparked Donald Trump's first impeachment was deeply involved in the political maneuverings behind Biden-family business schemes in Ukraine that Trump wanted probed, newly obtained emails from former Vice President Joe Biden's office reveal.

So, in other words, this 'whistleblower' was one of the people who would be investigated and have his gold mine disrupted, so he got it shut down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:22 PM (di6C2)

5 'Our precious Democracy' indeed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:22 PM (di6C2)

6 Isn't this the "guy who must not be named"?

Posted by: InZona at April 19, 2024 03:23 PM (6zPzw)

7 So, when does Bitme declare the whistle-blower can't testify due to executive privileges?

Posted by: Bete at April 19, 2024 03:23 PM (7h8I3)

8 They are going to impeach Biden? For what?

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 03:23 PM (vFG9F)

9 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 03:24 PM (k/iTO)

10 6 Soon-to-be be "The guy who must not testify".

Posted by: Bete at April 19, 2024 03:24 PM (7h8I3)

11 Shocking, insider trading at Traitor Joe's,

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 03:25 PM (qam6F)

12 Isn't this the "guy who must not be named"?
Posted by: InZona at April 19, 2024 03:23 PM (6zPzw)

Ciamerella is hard to spell.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 03:25 PM (k/iTO)

13 If you remember, he faked his "whistleblower" status. Whistleblowers must have, according to the law, first-hand knowledge of some crime or dereliction they want to report. Eric Ciarmarella never had first-hand knowledge, he had heard it from someone without the guts to come forward. The Deep State bent over backwards to contrive a reason that he should be treated as a whistleblower anyway.
++++
The entire thing was REO Speedwagon.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 03:25 PM (HnUIn)

14 It took 8 years for this to come out. What difference does it make at this point anyway?

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 03:26 PM (vFG9F)

15 Hahaaaa... Biden Impeachment? hahaaaahahahhaaa

right...

Posted by: Inogame at April 19, 2024 03:26 PM (53oGX)

16 Biden just made that up on his own -- as a favor to his son, who needed to deliver to his paymasters to prove the Biden Brand was worth investing in.

And Eric Ciarmarella was among those who were "shocked" to see Biden freelancing and extorting a foreign country as a favor to his son:

+++++
Sure, Jan.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 03:26 PM (HnUIn)

17 Yeah, bet on the GOP to make hay out of this. I'm sure that will pay off handsomely.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 19, 2024 03:26 PM (BKRsK)

18 Ciaremella.

Ciarama...*THAT* fucking guy!

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 03:26 PM (k/iTO)

19 Speaking of impeachment, did I hear correctly yesterday that the Senate had decided to go ahead with the Mayorkas impeachment trial after all?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 03:26 PM (9yWhg)

20 @4

>>So, in other words, this 'whistleblower' was one of the people who would be investigated and have his gold mine disrupted, so he got it shut down.

The Deep State is best viewed as a Human Centipede of Corruption and Double Dealing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 19, 2024 03:26 PM (oJb1g)

21 Isn't this the "guy who must not be named"?

Try and stop me.

Posted by: J.K. Rowling, professional badass at April 19, 2024 03:26 PM (CsUN+)

22 What Ciaramella witnessed and what he documented in notes he took during high-level Biden-Ukraine meetings could now be relevant to the active impeachment inquiry of President Biden. The House may have little choice but to hold the kind of hearings the Democrats blocked during the earlier impeachment by keeping Ciaramella's identity -- and his own potential conflict -- secret.
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Potentially explosive information. Closed-door questioning. Trust us.

Posted by: The House at April 19, 2024 03:27 PM (HnUIn)

23 Try to spell Nikolai from Romania's last name- Chow-chess-que?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 03:27 PM (qam6F)

24 The entire thing was REO Speedwagon.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 03:25 PM (HnUIn)

https://tinyurl.com/mupe8zs5

I hate you, joe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:27 PM (di6C2)

25 It infuriates me, I know I shouldn't care as much being how screwed up things are, but it really does infuriate me that the entire substance of Trump's impeachment was evidence of Biden's criminality. They successfully took every bit of shit news that should have completely destroyed Biden then threw it up in the sky and it became golden sunshine for them. They did this repeatedly with everything.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 03:27 PM (Y6IkP)

26 Where did Biden get the authority to cut off foreign aid to Ukraine?

Posted by: davidt at April 19, 2024 03:27 PM (SYTee)

27 Biden's getting impeached? Like Mayorkas?

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2024 03:27 PM (v0R5T)

28 Ciaremella sounds to me like it should be the name of some kind of Italian confectionery. I guess because it reminds me of "caramel."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 03:27 PM (9yWhg)

29 The Deep State is best viewed as a Human Centipede of Corruption and Double Dealing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 19, 2024 03:26 PM (oJb1g)
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It doesn't really need qualifiers, I don't think.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 03:28 PM (HnUIn)

30 well it's Western Slope, which tends to mean authentic Coloradans, so it probably leans a little rightward unless I'm completely wrong in which case someone here will tell me
Posted by: Don Black

Just nuke Aspen and Telluride and it'd be fine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 03:28 PM (FVME7)

31 Willowed:

Muldoon: that bridge in CO. Is there easy road access, maybe boat ramps, to the reservoir on both sides?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 03:21 PM (tkR6S)

Yes, there are boat ramps all along the waterway, so if they set up a ferry system, for human travelers that might work, but you wouldn't be able to ferry vehicles from one side to the other... at least I wouldn't think so.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 03:28 PM (dGCAG)

32 Yeah, bet on the GOP to make hay out of this. I'm sure that will pay off handsomely.

At this point, I'm satisfied with anything that will make Biden unelectable.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 03:28 PM (CsUN+)

33 I vote we just call him Caramello.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 03:28 PM (k/iTO)

34 Whistleblower?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 19, 2024 03:28 PM (Ka3bZ)

35 -As the catalyst for Trump's impeachment, Ciaramella could now be a reluctant witness for Biden's.-


Don't anyone hold your breath waiting for that to happen.
Another republican will be convinced to suddenly quit first.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2024 03:29 PM (FCbAQ)

36 Try to spell Nikolai from Romania's last name- Chow-chess-que?

Throat Warbler Mangrove

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 03:29 PM (CsUN+)

37 "They successfully took every bit of shit news that should have completely destroyed Biden then threw it up in the sky and it became golden sunshine for them. They did this repeatedly with everything.
Posted by: banana Dream"


Made possible by a complicit press.

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 03:29 PM (vFG9F)

38 https://tinyurl.com/mupe8zs5

I hate you, joe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:27 PM (di6C2)
++++
I live to serve.

Besides, the album art is pretty decent.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 03:29 PM (HnUIn)

39 33 I vote we just call him Caramello.
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 03:28 PM (k/iTO)

Guido?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:29 PM (di6C2)

40 A Human Centipede busily humping everything.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 03:29 PM (qam6F)

41 I vote we just call him Caramello.

Isn't he the guy who invented Cookiepuss?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 03:29 PM (CsUN+)

42 He won't be a reluctant witness. His testimony will be 100% "I do not recall"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 19, 2024 03:29 PM (F4bAW)

43 Besides, I like Caramello. Good chocolate, at least the last time I had them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:30 PM (di6C2)

44 Of course, the list of rogues responsible for the fake Russian hoax and other assorted "get Trump" schemes would be long, and involve damn near every big fish in the so-called "intelligence" pond.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 03:30 PM (dGCAG)

45 Made possible by a complicit press.
Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 03:29 PM (vFG9F)
++++
It goes far beyond mere complicity. The Press is part of the Party system. They ain't looking the other way, they're a vital part of the Complex.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 03:30 PM (HnUIn)

46 42 He won't be a reluctant witness. His testimony will be 100% "I do not recall"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 19, 2024 03:29 PM (F4bAW)

'It was all Trump!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:30 PM (di6C2)

47 Constitutional law experts are examining the implications of the precedent set by Senate Democrats on Wednesday, when they killed the impeachment trial of Department of Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas, effectively dismissing it.

After the Senate deemed both articles of impeachment unconstitutional, the upper chamber adjourned, quashing all hope for a trial on Mayorkas' alleged crimes. This was historically significant, as an impeachment trial had never been dismissed, tabled or otherwise discarded without the accused official having first exited their role in one way or another.

"The Senate has no constitutional authority to rule that the articles approved by the House do not state impeachable offenses," explained Andrew McCarthy, a former chief assistant United States attorney in the Southern District of New York and a senior fellow at the National Review Institute.

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 03:31 PM (oCjPU)

48 Made possible by a complicit press.
Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 03:29 PM (vFG9F)
++++
It goes far beyond mere complicity. The Press is part of the Party system. They ain't looking the other way, they're a vital part of the Complex.


I refuse to contribute to systemic, white-privileged structures that perpetuate stereotypes of ....oh, hell, I can't do this anymore.

Posted by: Katherine Maher at April 19, 2024 03:31 PM (CsUN+)

49 Would be nice for someone to crack this case open and write a book

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 03:31 PM (fwDg9)

50 What impeachment of Biden?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2024 03:31 PM (2UnvF)

51 Cimatella- "it was Trump who stole the strawberry ice cream! Two scoops!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 03:31 PM (qam6F)

52 Another lefty nitwit set himself on fire. I guess it's a him.

Fine. They set theyself on fire.

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 03:32 PM (vFG9F)

53 > Where did Biden get the authority to cut off foreign aid to Ukraine?

From Obama. The Ukrainians said the same thing to Biden at the time, "You don't have the authority to do that!"

Biden smugly told them to call Obama if they thought he was bluffing.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 03:32 PM (eyxn4)

54 33 I vote we just call him Caramello.
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 03:28 PM (k/iTO)

So - a cross between gooey caramel and a roasted marshmallow...interesting.

Posted by: Boswell at April 19, 2024 03:32 PM (K+UlC)

55 You know the hilarious thing about music videos from the 80s? The people look like real people. Random dude on keyboards, the singer looks like a guy working at Radio Shack. LOL.

https://tinyurl.com/ycxetduf

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:32 PM (di6C2)

56 i wonder, what are the chances that the d.o.j tries to indict a couple of repub house of rep people in order to cost the repubs the house in time for adam schiff to get back to doing the people's business of investigating trump?

if that happens the possibilities are endless.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 19, 2024 03:33 PM (B1FKF)

57 *IF* (and that's a very big *IF*) the House goes through with impeachment of FJB going into November, that leads to a very interesting political situation.

The current POTUS being impeached while the other candidate (and former POTUS) is on trial....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 03:33 PM (7fElN)

58 Another Airman S'Mor?

What happened to the one on a hunger strike?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 03:33 PM (qam6F)

59 51 Cimatella- "it was Trump who stole the strawberry ice cream! Two scoops!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 03:31 PM (qam6F)

He needs some ... were those ball bearing he was constantly handling?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:33 PM (di6C2)

60 "The Senate has no constitutional authority to rule that the articles approved by the House do not state impeachable offenses," explained Andrew McCarthy, a former chief assistant United States attorney in the Southern District of New York and a senior fellow at the National Review Institute.
Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 03:31 PM (oCjPU)

Calvinball, bitch. Whatchoo gonna do about it?

Posted by: The Imperious Senate at April 19, 2024 03:33 PM (FCbAQ)

61 This is as much of a farce as the Trump trial in NY

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 03:34 PM (RIvkX)

62 ":It goes far beyond mere complicity. The Press is part of the Party system. They ain't looking the other way, they're a vital part of the Complex.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)"

Maybe I should have said "an incestuousness press".

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 03:34 PM (vFG9F)

63 What impeachment of Biden?
Posted by: Duke Lowell
......

You know, the one that we donated to and voted harder for.

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2024 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

64 You know the hilarious thing about music videos from the 80s? The people look like real people. Random dude on keyboards, the singer looks like a guy working at Radio Shack. LOL.

https://tinyurl.com/ycxetduf
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:32 PM (di6C2)
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Man, I forgot just how much of a cheesedick song that one is LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 03:34 PM (HnUIn)

65 Ben-wah balls?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 03:34 PM (qam6F)

66 well it's Western Slope, which tends to mean authentic Coloradans, so it probably leans a little rightward unless I'm completely wrong in which case someone here will tell me
Posted by: Don Black
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Just nuke Aspen and Telluride and it'd be fine.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 03:28 PM (FVME7)

Nook Aspen, leave Telluride alone. I don't care how they vote, there's probably not a single town anywhere else in the world more aesthetically awesome than Telluride.

But yeah, pretty much all of Colorado is red, except the shithole Denver, and a few isolated enclaves elsewhere in the state.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 03:34 PM (dGCAG)

67 Ciaramella will just make shit up say he heard it from somebody, ummm, cannot remember from who.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 19, 2024 03:35 PM (cOq4q)

68 12 Isn't this the "guy who must not be named"?
Posted by: InZona at April 19, 2024 03:23 PM (6zPzw)

Ciamerella is hard to spell.


Good for keeping the skeeters away tho.

Posted by: Taggart at April 19, 2024 03:35 PM (og5mY)

69 Yes, I'll have a venti ciaramella double espresso on ice lightly dusted with humanely sourced cocoa, oh and an avocado on toast

Posted by: discerning starbucks aficionado at April 19, 2024 03:36 PM (Y6IkP)

70 Google Eric Ciaramella. He looks exactly like you think he would. Super white, super douchey, super gay. (Well, I don't know if he's gay, but if I had to bet . . . .) He's the perfect ridiculously over-educated but under-intelligenced leftwing drone.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 03:36 PM (iFTx/)

71 Man, I forgot just how much of a cheesedick song that one is LOL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 03:34 PM (HnUIn)

Reap the whirlwind, sparky. You put it in my head, now I shall repay you tenfold.

https://tinyurl.com/5a9xr7kv

Geez, the 70's were gay. The girls were still cute though- even though they are at an REO Speedwagon concert.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:37 PM (di6C2)

72 Yes, I'll have a venti ciaramella double espresso on ice lightly dusted with humanely sourced cocoa, oh and an avocado on toast
Posted by: discerning starbucks aficionado at April 19, 2024 03:36 PM


You'll get nothing and like it!

Posted by: Judge Smails at April 19, 2024 03:37 PM (Wnv9h)

73 ... He looks exactly like you think he would. Super white, super douchey, super gay. (Well, I don't know if he's gay, but if I had to bet . . . .) He's the perfect ridiculously over-educated but under-intelligenced leftwing drone.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 03:36 PM (iFTx/)
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He's a certified elite?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 03:37 PM (HnUIn)

74 re 46: if you're referring to caravello, he can lie all he wants, the d 0 j will never let him be charged, if trump wins caravajayjay goes onto biden's probably already lengthy list of people to pardon

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 19, 2024 03:37 PM (B1FKF)

75 Where did Biden get the authority to cut off foreign aid to Ukraine?
Posted by: davidt at April 19, 2024 03:27 PM (SYTee)

Out of Barak Obama's ass.

He said so himself.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 03:37 PM (dGCAG)

76 So, Ciamerella left one of his glass slippers at the ball and now someone wants to see if it fits?

Posted by: davidt at April 19, 2024 03:37 PM (SYTee)

77 What's the chance of Ciamerella and Cinderfella making the news on the same day?

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 03:38 PM (vFG9F)

78 >>> Ciarmarella was among those who were "shocked" to see Biden freelancing and extorting a foreign country as a favor to his son

To everyone who said they are accusing Trump of everything skeevy that they were in fact doing - You get a prize!

Word on the street - That person in Obama's bed that two Russian hookers pissed on was... Obama himself!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 19, 2024 03:38 PM (cOq4q)

79 Yeah he looks pretty damn gay.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 03:38 PM (0FoWg)

80 @56

>>if that happens the possibilities are endless.

And by the precedence the GOP set with the ouster of Santos, they would be obligated to vote to remove those indicated.

Hell, Santos wasn't even indicted when the removed him, he was merely under investigation.

So, I fully expect the DOJ/FBI/Deep State Borg, to immanentize some investigations.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 19, 2024 03:39 PM (oJb1g)

81 And all the while the Dems and Uniparty R's laughed and laughed over putting an innocent Trump through what they were guilty of.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 03:39 PM (lX8VI)

82 Geez, the 70's were gay. The girls were still cute though- even though they are at an REO Speedwagon concert.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:37 PM (di6C2)
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LOL. In that concert, he looks like he could've comfortably played "Doctor Who."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 03:39 PM (HnUIn)

83 Ben-wah balls?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 03:34 PM (qam6F)


I wonder if one works up to the level they can do tricks like with the clackers they banned in the 70s.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 03:39 PM (Y6IkP)

84 Oh no, that's just happy jeering from the crowds.

~Nicolae Ceaușescu

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2024 03:39 PM (cf/0E)

85 madison cornbread already showed you cannot get in trouble for testifying about what you heard from someone who heard something

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 19, 2024 03:39 PM (B1FKF)

86 Whistleblowers must have, according to the law, first-hand knowledge of some crime or dereliction they want to report. Eric Ciarmarella never had first-hand knowledge, he had heard it from someone without the guts to come forward.


Didn't Madison Cornbread do the same thing? Just repeat something that someone had told her.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 03:40 PM (9yWhg)

87 New rule: No cannibal jokes!

RNC Research
@RNCResearch
"Why is [Biden] saying that his uncle was eaten by cannibals!? That is a bad way to go..."
KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: "We should not make jokes about this."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 03:40 PM (FVME7)

88 64 You know the hilarious thing about music videos from the 80s? The people look like real people. Random dude on keyboards, the singer looks like a guy working at Radio Shack. LOL.

https://tinyurl.com/ycxetduf
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:32 PM (di6C2)
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Man, I forgot just how much of a cheesedick song that one is LOL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 03:34 PM (HnUIn)
_______

OMG that mullet. But for all time mulletness, I think the award's got to go to Robin McCauley.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

89 DC should be turned into a prison complex.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 03:40 PM (IG4Id)

90 Maybe THIS is a reason to like Johnson as speaker, no?

Posted by: anon at April 19, 2024 03:40 PM (RqMDa)

91 Oh no, that's just happy jeering from the crowds.

~Nicolae Ceaușescu

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2024 03:39 PM (cf/0E)
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They're shouting "BOO-URNS!"

~Waylan Smithers

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 03:40 PM (7fElN)

92 87 New rule: No cannibal jokes!

RNC Research
@RNCResearch
"Why is [Biden] saying that his uncle was eaten by cannibals!? That is a bad way to go..."
KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: "We should not make jokes about this."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 03:40 PM (FVME7)

========

"No, it's not that we shouldn't. It's that it's impossible. There's just nothing funny about Biden."
-SNL

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

93 What's the chance of Ciamerella and Cinderfella making the news on the same day?
Posted by: fd

LOL

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 03:40 PM (9yWhg)

94 LOL. In that concert, he looks like he could've comfortably played "Doctor Who."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 03:39 PM (HnUIn)

They ALL have gigantic curly fros. It's the striped pants that puts him into the Gabe hall of fame.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:40 PM (di6C2)

95 Eric Ciaramella is a senior fellow in the Russia and Eurasia program at the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace. His work focuses on Ukraine and Russia.
.......

I smell a rat.

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2024 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

96 You want to talk about gay? Watch the beginning of "Bosom Buddies". Great Bootygigs in a swing, that shit is as gay as it gets.

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 03:41 PM (vFG9F)

97 https://tinyurl.com/ycxetduf

This song reminds me of driving very hung over to my summer lifeguard job in the Catskills.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 03:41 PM (RIvkX)

98 New rule: No cannibal jokes!

RNC Research
@RNCResearch
"Why is [Biden] saying that his uncle was eaten by cannibals!? That is a bad way to go..."
KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: "We should not make jokes about this."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 03:40 PM (FVME7)
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But lesbian cannibal hoedowns are still OK, right? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 03:42 PM (7fElN)

99 nicolae ceausescu

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 19, 2024 03:42 PM (yeEu9)

100 @RNCResearch
"Why is [Biden] saying that his uncle was eaten by cannibals!? That is a bad way to go..."
KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: "We should not make jokes about this."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 03:40 PM (FVME7)
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Under normal circumstances, I'd agree. A confused old man sliding into demented confabulation and fabulism is sad, not funny.

But these aren't normal circumstances. Fuck that guy. Rub his face in it and make a big deal out of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 03:42 PM (HnUIn)

101 New rule: No cannibal jokes!

RNC Research
@RNCResearch
"Why is [Biden] saying that his uncle was eaten by cannibals!? That is a bad way to go..."
KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: "We should not make jokes about this."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 03:40 PM (FVME7)

Seems more like she's saying you can't make jokes about a senile old man who spouts off on things that aren't true.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 03:42 PM (dGCAG)

102 Dear Lord, this has the added ennui of a Wolfman Jack intro:

https://tinyurl.com/276rxw5f

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:42 PM (di6C2)

103 "His work focuses on Ukraine and Russia.
.......
I smell a rat.
Posted by: wth"

I'm sure that had nothing to do with his burning desire for attention.

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 03:43 PM (vFG9F)

104 73 ... He looks exactly like you think he would. Super white, super douchey, super gay. (Well, I don't know if he's gay, but if I had to bet . . . .) He's the perfect ridiculously over-educated but under-intelligenced leftwing drone.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 03:36 PM (iFTx/)
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He's a certified elite?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 03:37 PM (HnUIn)
______

Pre-elite. He's still just a rando, nobody analyst despite having the right gold-plated pedigree.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

105 Plus, he's changed from curl fro to feathered fro.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:43 PM (di6C2)

106 >>> madison cornbread already showed you cannot get in trouble for testifying about what you heard from someone who heard something
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 19, 2024 03:39 PM (B1FKF)


Aaaand we back to the REO Speedwagon song. CALLBACK!

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 03:43 PM (Y6IkP)

107 Everybody mentions the eaten by cannibals part but the whole story is fiction except that the guy's plane crashed and he died.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2024 03:43 PM (FQmDC)

108 100 Under normal circumstances, I'd agree. A confused old man sliding into demented confabulation and fabulism is sad, not funny.

But these aren't normal circumstances. Fuck that guy. Rub his face in it and make a big deal out of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 03:42 PM (HnUIn)

========

I have a very black sense of humor.

I'd probably think it was funny in normal times.

Because I am a bad person.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 03:43 PM (GBKbO)

109 Pre-elite. He's still just a rando, nobody analyst despite having the right gold-plated pedigree.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)
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Meh. He's the club. There are always more hangers-on than true elites.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 03:44 PM (HnUIn)

110 I EAT CANNIBALS

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

111 And when I looked it up, it sent me to a You Tube video that said the Ceausescus were "ruthlessly slaughtered by a trigger happy firing squad."

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 19, 2024 03:44 PM (yeEu9)

112 "Why is [Biden] saying that his uncle was eaten by cannibals!? That is a bad way to go..."
KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: "We should not make jokes about this."
......

Are pygmy jokes still OK?

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2024 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

113 So many traitors, so few gallows.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 03:44 PM (sOqiG)

114 Under normal circumstances, I'd agree. A confused old man sliding into demented confabulation and fabulism is sad, not funny.
Posted by: Joe Mannix [/i

Fabulist sounds too much like a gregarious bon vivant. Bidet is a toilet-head sociopath.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 03:45 PM (IG4Id)

115 He looks exactly like you think he would. Super white, super douchey, super gay. (Well, I don't know if he's gay, but if I had to bet . . . .) He's the perfect ridiculously over-educated but under-intelligenced leftwing drone.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 03:36 PM (iFTx/)
++++
He's a certified elite?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 03:37 PM (HnUIn)
______

Pre-elite. He's still just a rando, nobody analyst despite having the right gold-plated pedigree.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

What I think you're trying to say is he pretends he's Jack Ryan hunting for his boyfriend's Red October in the bedroom.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 03:45 PM (4mCEx)

116 >>> Dear Lord, this has the added ennui of a Wolfman Jack intro:

https://tinyurl.com/276rxw5f
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:42 PM (di6C2)


He was having big pitch problems there.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 03:45 PM (Y6IkP)

117
Ciaramella could now be a reluctant witness for Biden's.

Who's going to make him show up?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2024 03:45 PM (63Dwl)

118 I can eat fifty Bidens.

Posted by: Cool Hand Cannibal at April 19, 2024 03:45 PM (SYTee)

119 > KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: "We should not make jokes about this."

Doocy asked her about it again today. The dumbass actually said it was SYMBOLIC!

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 03:45 PM (eyxn4)

120 Now, see here, we wouldn't eat just any white man what fell out of the sky, ya know...

Posted by: New Guinea cannibals at April 19, 2024 03:45 PM (MeG8a)

121 And when I looked it up, it sent me to a You Tube video that said the Ceausescus were "ruthlessly slaughtered by a trigger happy firing squad."
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 19, 2024 03:44 PM (yeEu9)
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Well, I mean, that's basically true.

But they did try him first.

And he was a ruthless, barbaric communist dictator.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 03:45 PM (HnUIn)

122 I believe it's time for me to fry.

Posted by: REO Cannibal at April 19, 2024 03:45 PM (vFG9F)

123 117
Ciaramella could now be a reluctant witness for Biden's.

Who's going to make him show up?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2024 03:45 PM (63Dwl)

========

"I'll make him show up, but first we have to fund Ukraine."
-Speaker Johnson

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

124 "No, it's not that we shouldn't. It's that it's impossible. There's just nothing funny about Biden."
-SNL

-
I have to laugh to keep from crying.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 03:45 PM (FVME7)

125 I guess Mr. Charcoal was a Florida Man and self described investigative reporter.... I think I'd find another way to see the effects of fire...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 03:45 PM (Akjoo)

126 What I think you're trying to say is he pretends he's Jack Ryan hunting for his boyfriend's Red October in the bedroom.
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 03:45 PM (4mCEx)
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LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 03:46 PM (HnUIn)

127 I have a very black sense of humor.

I'd probably think it was funny in normal times.

Because I am a bad person.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 03:43 PM (GBKbO)

Go back and watch Joe's performance during the Clarence Thomas confirmation hearing when he had 'full' possession of his faculties. Fuck that old, demented, drooling, evil bastard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:46 PM (di6C2)

128 BTO > ELO > REO

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 03:46 PM (RIvkX)

129 If the House does move on Biden, 15 more R’s would retire and hand the House to the democrats.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 19, 2024 03:46 PM (JTwsP)

130 I have a very black sense of humor.

I'd probably think it was funny in normal times.

Because I am a bad person.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 03:43 PM (GBKbO)
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Same here.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 03:46 PM (7fElN)

131 >>> I can eat fifty Bidens.
Posted by: Cool Hand Cannibal at April 19, 2024 03:45 PM (SYTee)


OMG LOL!

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 03:46 PM (Y6IkP)

132 Is the frontman/lead singer REO or Speedwagon? I can never remember which one is which.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 03:47 PM (HnUIn)

133 So the CIA won't kill you for saying his name now?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 19, 2024 03:47 PM (ekYY6)

134 I've got chunks of Bidens in my stool.

Posted by: Cannibal Sinatra Group at April 19, 2024 03:47 PM (SYTee)

135 He'll just perjure himself. In the event that anyone pretends to care about that, it'll be a huge windfall for this mincy little guy. A judge or jury will predictably get rid of his faggy little legal case in our faggy little legal system, but not before he pulls down seven figures from his GFM money laundry and another seven from his book deal, and another seven from his heavy rotation of cable news hits, and another seven from his shady real estate deal.

Just like Andy McCabe.

Just. Like. Always.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 03:47 PM (0FoWg)

136 LOL. In that concert, he looks like he could've comfortably played "Doctor Who."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 03:39 PM (HnUIn)

They ALL have gigantic curly fros. It's the striped pants that puts him into the Gabe hall of fame.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:40 PM (di6C2)

But, that song rocks, and Gary knew his way around a guitar.

Posted by: The Imperious Senate at April 19, 2024 03:47 PM (FCbAQ)

137 Aren't all firing squads trigger happy by definition? And it did seem to me to be put together by someone that actually liked them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 19, 2024 03:47 PM (yeEu9)

138 I think Joe should be more specific:
"The pygmy cannibals shot him down with a blowgun then put him in a big boiling pot. No joke."

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2024 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

139 ... A judge or jury will predictably get rid of his faggy little legal case in our faggy little legal system, but not before he pulls down seven figures from his GFM money laundry and another seven from his book deal, and another seven from his heavy rotation of cable news hits, and another seven from his shady real estate deal.

Just like Andy McCabe....
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 03:47 PM (0FoWg)
++++
This sounds disturbingly like you lack confidence in our system, comrade!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 03:48 PM (HnUIn)

140 > You want to talk about gay? Watch the beginning of "Bosom Buddies". Great Bootygigs in a swing, that shit is as gay as it gets.

Yep.
https://youtu.be/elVRbXveAyc

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 03:48 PM (eyxn4)

141 He was having big pitch problems there.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 03:45 PM (Y6IkP)

Yeah. It is one of those things that always bothered me about concerts. My hearing and memory work in very particular ways. The first time I hear any song, it gets frozen into 'the way it should sound.' Then when you go to a concert and things are different- which makes perfect sense except for the 'artists' who are lip synching- it hits my ear and brain as 'wrong' even if it is just normal variation that is not dissonant.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:49 PM (di6C2)

142 I thought Peter Scolari was going to be a way bigger star than Tom Hanks....

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2024 03:49 PM (FQmDC)

143 113 So many traitors, so few gallows.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 03:44 PM (sOqiG)

We can build more!

Posted by: CCP at April 19, 2024 03:49 PM (53oGX)

144 118 I can eat fifty Bidens.

If my boy says he can eat fifty Bidens, He can eat fifty Bidens

Posted by: Dragline at April 19, 2024 03:49 PM (og5mY)

145 I remember on Christmas Day 1989, when they kept showing closeups of the dead Ceausescu's face on TV news. Yeah, just what I want to see on Christmas.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 03:49 PM (9yWhg)

146 144 118 I can eat fifty Bidens.

If my boy says he can eat fifty Bidens, He can eat fifty Bidens
Posted by: Dragline at April 19, 2024 03:49 PM (og5mY)

=======

Yeah, but he has to peal 'em himself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 03:50 PM (GBKbO)

147 > Yeah, but he has to peal 'em himself.

What, like a bell?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 03:50 PM (eyxn4)

148 So in warhammer they had two universes/sets of games.

In the Sci Fi one every is basically evil. The humans are less evil then most factions but...they are pretty bad. Amusingly the leader of the humans at one point destroys religion in the name of SCIENCE and after he ends up mostly dying (it is complicated) is deified by his empire.

The fantasy universe is a cleaner good/evil paradigm if not perfect. And the good guys run around doing things like burning witches. Why? Because those witches are in league with (basically) Satan and are trying to destroy humanity.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 03:50 PM (ibTVg)

149 Yeah, I play bridge. Wanna see me throw up a Biden hand?

Posted by: PNG Cannibal at April 19, 2024 03:51 PM (SYTee)

150 A man, a plan, a cannibal.

Posted by: Madam, I ate Adam at April 19, 2024 03:51 PM (vFG9F)

151 148 The fantasy universe is a cleaner good/evil paradigm if not perfect. And the good guys run around doing things like burning witches. Why? Because those witches are in league with (basically) Satan and are trying to destroy humanity.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 03:50 PM (ibTVg)

=======

This was an appeal of the Conan stories.

Also, the Lovecraftian touches. I really like Lovecraftian touches.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

152 KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: "We should not make jokes about this."

I see NOTHING funny about this!

Stop LAUGHING!

Meanie!

Posted by: Just Lily at April 19, 2024 03:51 PM (vivhj)

153 “As the catalyst for Trump's impeachment, Ciaramella could now be a reluctant witness for Biden's.”

You sure about that?

Posted by: Seth Rich at April 19, 2024 03:51 PM (JTwsP)

154 >>> But, that song rocks, and Gary knew his way around a guitar.
Posted by: The Imperious Senate at April 19, 2024 03:47 PM (FCbAQ)


Yeah, in the context of the times it didn't seem so gayballs. We're all easily triggered now due to the current cultural hellscape. But back then it was a great song for the radio that you might turn up on the car stereo, à la Freedom Rock.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 03:51 PM (Y6IkP)

155 We've had evidence of Biden's quid pro quo since his audio of demanding the prosecutor fired dropped.

This is literally all you need to find him guilty of a crime...well...if he wasn't a member of the Dem's inner party of course.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 03:52 PM (ibTVg)

156 91 Oh no, that's just happy jeering from the crowds.

~Nicolae Ceaușescu

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2024 03:39 PM (cf/0E)
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They're shouting "BOO-URNS!"

~Waylan Smithers
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 03:40 PM (7fElN)

Hey, Moleman actually was saying Boo-urns!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 03:52 PM (KbCG3)

157 I thought Peter Scolari was going to be a way bigger star than Tom Hanks....
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2024 03:49 PM (FQmDC)

You don't get to blow on my dice.

Posted by: A High Stakes Gambler at April 19, 2024 03:53 PM (4mCEx)

158 So many traitors, so few gallows.

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If we build them, they'll coke.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 03:53 PM (FVME7)

159 148 So in warhammer they had two universes/sets of games.

In the Sci Fi one every is basically evil. The humans are less evil then most factions but...they are pretty bad. Amusingly the leader of the humans at one point destroys religion in the name of SCIENCE and after he ends up mostly dying (it is complicated) is deified by his empire.

The fantasy universe is a cleaner good/evil paradigm if not perfect. And the good guys run around doing things like burning witches. Why? Because those witches are in league with (basically) Satan and are trying to destroy humanity.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 03:50 PM (ibTVg)

But, BOTH are pretty hopeless and dystopian by their very nature. Basic Warhammer is pretty much a death march and 40K is pretty much... ok, those commie robots take away your free will, so... I guess go with the fascist theocrats worshiping an atheist, all powerful dictator who requires human sacrifice to survive or else all reality will be washed away...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:53 PM (di6C2)

160 159 But, BOTH are pretty hopeless and dystopian by their very nature. Basic Warhammer is pretty much a death march and 40K is pretty much... ok, those commie robots take away your free will, so... I guess go with the fascist theocrats worshiping an atheist, all powerful dictator who requires human sacrifice to survive or else all reality will be washed away...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:53 PM (di6C2)

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Why does this sound weirdly compelling?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 03:54 PM (GBKbO)

161 110 I EAT CANNIBALS
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19

Your love is so edible to me….

Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2024 03:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

162 I thought Peter Scolari was going to be a way bigger star than Tom Hanks....
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2024 03:49 PM (FQmDC)


He was great in Newhart.

I actually saw him in person once, in a hotel in Muskegon, Michigan. He was appearing in some stage production there.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 03:54 PM (9yWhg)

163 158 So many traitors, so few gallows.

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If we build them, they'll coke.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 03:53 PM (FVME7)

Gallows are also reusable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:54 PM (di6C2)

164 Twitter users appear to have found some of the Reddit history of the guy who self immolated today.

To nobody's surprise, he's an "anarcho-communist" Redditer.

http://tiny.cc/hn4txz

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 03:55 PM (eyxn4)

165 I shouldn't say perjury... Ciaramella will just have a momentary lack of candor.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 03:55 PM (0FoWg)

166 Another in the entry in the 'wtf is he wearing' file:

https://tinyurl.com/4hw3hb2k

It's like Mork and Mindy ... just more so.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:56 PM (di6C2)

167 So many traitors, so few gallows.

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If we build them, they'll coke.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 03:53 PM (FVME7)

Gallows are also reusable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


There's actually a road in Fairfax Co., VA called "Gallows Road." It went to the old county courthouse where they, had, of course, gallows.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 03:56 PM (9yWhg)

168 Tom Carvel invented Cookiepuss and Fudgie the Whale. Which reminds me to remind you to pick up a Whale of a Dad ice cream cake from your participating Carvel dealer this Father's Day.

Posted by: Dean, Carvel Ice Cream College at April 19, 2024 03:56 PM (V5BDR)

169 164 Twitter users appear to have found some of the Reddit history of the guy who self immolated today.

To nobody's surprise, he's an "anarcho-communist" Redditer.

http://tiny.cc/hn4txz
Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 03:55 PM (eyxn4)

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"anarcho-communist Redditers are just dangers to themselves. Christo-fascists are dangers to everyone."
-Anarcho-communist Redditers

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

170 160 159 But, BOTH are pretty hopeless and dystopian by their very nature. Basic Warhammer is pretty much a death march and 40K is pretty much... ok, those commie robots take away your free will, so... I guess go with the fascist theocrats worshiping an atheist, all powerful dictator who requires human sacrifice to survive or else all reality will be washed away...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:53 PM (di6C2)

========

Why does this sound weirdly compelling?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 03:54 PM (GBKbO)

Chainswords

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 19, 2024 03:56 PM (eYoxG)

171 165 I shouldn't say perjury... Ciaramella will just have a momentary lack of candor.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 03:55 PM (0FoWg)

Hid mind will be Jell-O. Jell-O.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 19, 2024 03:56 PM (vivhj)

172 Also, the Lovecraftian touches. I really like Lovecraftian touches.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Lovecraftian touching = Tentacle porn.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 03:57 PM (eyxn4)

173
To nobody's surprise, he's an "anarcho-communist" Redditer.

http://tiny.cc/hn4txz
Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 03:55 PM (eyxn4)

And a Florida Man

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 03:57 PM (Akjoo)

174 Yeah, just what I want to see on Christmas.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 03:49 PM (9yWhg)

I'm Jewish, so I want 16 dead Communists in a pool of their own rancid blood, plz.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 03:57 PM (0FoWg)

175 170 Why does this sound weirdly compelling?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 03:54 PM (GBKbO)

Chainswords
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 19, 2024 03:56 PM (eYoxG)

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*potential enthusiasm diminishes 0.4%*

Weird weapon combinations do nothing for me. Nothing!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

176 But, BOTH are pretty hopeless and dystopian by their very nature.

One interesting part of the fantasy series that I think they meant to be there but didn't really focus on is that it is the relatively peace and prosperity that civilization brings that dooms the world.

The elves were the first run of this. They got fat, lazy and bored and turned to decadence. Which created a Chaos god (Slaanesh) that almost destroyed the world.

Later the humans in turn build powerful stable civilizations in Europe (and maybe China) and it is the decadence of those civilizations that allow the Chaos gods to destroy everything.

Siegmar beat the early Chaos invasions because humans were less decadent and he failed in the last because they no longer pure enough...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 03:58 PM (ibTVg)

177 >>> Yeah. It is one of those things that always bothered me about concerts. My hearing and memory work in very particular ways. The first time I hear any song, it gets frozen into 'the way it should sound.' Then when you go to a concert and things are different- which makes perfect sense except for the 'artists' who are lip synching- it hits my ear and brain as 'wrong' even if it is just normal variation that is not dissonant.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:49 PM (di6C2)


I have absolute perfect pitch. Not by training just born that way. It's synesthesia-sound based. That doesn't mean I sing perfectly by any means but I sure know when I'm off or others. It's interesting in concerts you find out what an artist's vocal range is operationally which might be completely different than thier albums and it sounds off.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 03:58 PM (Y6IkP)

178 Report: The man who set himself on fire left a manifesto on the evils of capitalism, fascism, and climate change. Here are the details, along with his work history for Democratic campaigns.

https://shorturl.at/vyGH5

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Well, at least he's on the right side of history.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 03:58 PM (FVME7)

179 Impeachment of Biden?
LOL!
If Chuck Schumer won't allow Mayorkas to be impeached, what makes you think he'll allow Biden?
"Haw Haw, rule of law, biggest lie you ever saw!"

Posted by: Chemist at April 19, 2024 03:58 PM (HJMJw)

180 Twitter users appear to have found some of the Reddit history of the guy who self immolated today.

To nobody's surprise, he's an "anarcho-communist" Redditer.

http://tiny.cc/hn4txz
Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 03:55 PM (eyxn4)

Anarcho-communist sets himself on fire, world left a slightly better place.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 03:58 PM (4mCEx)

181 Yeah, just what I want to see on Christmas.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 03:49 PM (9yWhg)

I'm Jewish, so I want 16 dead Communists in a pool of their own rancid blood, plz.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Fine. But I don't want to look at them.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 03:59 PM (9yWhg)

182 178 Report: The man who set himself on fire left a manifesto on the evils of capitalism, fascism, and climate change. Here are the details, along with his work history for Democratic campaigns.

https://shorturl.at/vyGH5

-
Well, at least he's on the right side of history.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 03:58 PM (FVME7)

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$5 says he's met some prominent Democrat senator in their DC office.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

183 Why does this sound weirdly compelling?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 03:54 PM (GBKbO)

It IS compelling. This is the kind of boy cool the Japanese love (they LOVE the story of the Alamo, for example.) The universe specialized on Last Stands on a gigantic scale.

But now the wokies have control. So, now it will suck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:59 PM (di6C2)

184 To nobody's surprise, he's an "anarcho-communist" Redditer.

Anarcho communism is an impossibility.

All versions of socialism require government force to make people do whatever "the collective" claims they want done. And the amount of force/government required is directly proportional to how socialist the system is

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 04:00 PM (ibTVg)

185 Anarcho-communist

My new word for "Democrat."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2024 04:00 PM (Q4IgG)

186 183 It IS compelling. This is the kind of boy cool the Japanese love (they LOVE the story of the Alamo, for example.) The universe specialized on Last Stands on a gigantic scale.

But now the wokies have control. So, now it will suck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 03:59 PM (di6C2)

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Rhetorically, if one were to start in the Warhammer universe, where would one begin? Take in the assumption that table-top gaming ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:00 PM (GBKbO)

187 Fine. But I don't want to look at them.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 03:59 PM (9yWhg)

And therein lies the difference between us, my main man

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 04:00 PM (0FoWg)

188 174 Yeah, just what I want to see on Christmas.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 03:49 PM (9yWhg)

I'm Jewish, so I want 16 dead Communists in a pool of their own rancid blood, plz.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 03:57 PM (0FoWg)

I'll never understand kosher rules.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 19, 2024 04:00 PM (eYoxG)

189 This bikini brunette wonders if she should make popcorn, but suspects that this won't actually be very exciting:
http://tiny.cc/tn4txz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 04:01 PM (HnUIn)

190 Reading flame boy's manifesto
Poor guy

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 19, 2024 04:01 PM (Ka3bZ)

191 > $5 says he's met some prominent Democrat senator in their DC office.

There's a picture circulating of a guy by that name posing with Bill Clinton.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 04:01 PM (eyxn4)

192 184 To nobody's surprise, he's an "anarcho-communist" Redditer.

Anarcho communism is an impossibility.

All versions of socialism require government force to make people do whatever "the collective" claims they want done. And the amount of force/government required is directly proportional to how socialist the system is
Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 04:00 PM (ibTVg)

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I kind of love doctrinal socialists (or whatever label they adopt). Every single practical application of communist ideology is right wing fascism because the stateless utopia never formed.

But the next effort will work!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:01 PM (GBKbO)

193 Well, at least he's on the right side of history.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 03:58 PM (FVME7)

Or at least the 'Well Done' side.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 04:01 PM (di6C2)

194 Hopefully, when President Trump wins in November, a whole lot more democrats will light they asses on fire.

A Man Can Dream.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2024 04:02 PM (R/m4+)

195 @179

>>"Haw Haw, rule of law, biggest lie you ever saw!"

Good point, I wonder if the Democrats understand the precedent they've set by this?

Or are they banking on the Goofball Party to not use this particular maneuver if the opportunity presents itself?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 19, 2024 04:02 PM (oJb1g)

196 Rhetorically, if one were to start in the Warhammer universe, where would one begin? Take in the assumption that table-top gaming ain't gonna happen.

To you want to play the physical games or the video games?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 04:02 PM (ibTVg)

197 I kind of love doctrinal socialists (or whatever label they adopt). Every single practical application of communist ideology is right wing fascism because the stateless utopia never formed.

But the next effort will work!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:01 PM (GBKbO)
++++
Well, sure.

Next time *they* will be in charge. It's just what they've always needed to achieve success!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 04:02 PM (HnUIn)

198 I guess all the cool kids are doing manifestos these days.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 04:02 PM (FVME7)

199 195 Good point, I wonder if the Democrats understand the precedent they've set by this?

Or are they banking on the Goofball Party to not use this particular maneuver if the opportunity presents itself?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 19, 2024 04:02 PM (oJb1g)

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Impeachment has been a joke since Andrew Johnson.

Making it obvious is fine by me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:02 PM (GBKbO)

200 I'll never understand kosher rules.

Yeah that sounds fantastic other than maybe it needs more dead commies. Did not know that was a Jewish thing.

Posted by: Kratwurst at April 19, 2024 04:02 PM (RGbzo)

201 Rhetorically, if one were to start in the Warhammer universe, where would one begin? Take in the assumption that table-top gaming ain't gonna happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:00 PM (GBKbO)

Some of the book series are said to be good and popular.

For Fantasy(now in some sense obsolete) the Malus Darkblade(villain) and Gortrek & Felix series are both pretty popular.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 19, 2024 04:03 PM (eYoxG)

202 Anarcho communism is an impossibility.

All versions of socialism require government force to make people do whatever "the collective" claims they want done. And the amount of force/government required is directly proportional to how socialist the system is
Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 04:00 PM (ibTVg)

It's what the kids in Antifa call themselves.
First comes the Anarchy and the chaos, which is what they specialize in.
In the aftermath of the rubble comes the communism.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2024 04:03 PM (FCbAQ)

203 196 Rhetorically, if one were to start in the Warhammer universe, where would one begin? Take in the assumption that table-top gaming ain't gonna happen.

To you want to play the physical games or the video games?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 04:02 PM (ibTVg)

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Is it not delivered in book form? Well, the video game would have to do, then.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

204 http://tiny.cc/tn4txz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 04:01 PM (HnUIn)

Pert and perky!

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 04:03 PM (4mCEx)

205 Rhetorically, if one were to start in the Warhammer universe, where would one begin? Take in the assumption that table-top gaming ain't gonna happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:00 PM (GBKbO)

I have heard the book series can be quite good. There are also a few ewetub lore channels which are quite fun to watch. Let me find a link so you can see what I am talking about.

https://tinyurl.com/4rrnkj5w

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 04:03 PM (di6C2)

206 197 Well, sure.

Next time *they* will be in charge. It's just what they've always needed to achieve success!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 04:02 PM (HnUIn)

======

*obligatory Pol Pot reference, discussion of his demerits, and criticism of his glasses and sense of fashion*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

207 178 Report: The man who set himself on fire left a manifesto on the evils of capitalism, fascism, and climate change. Here are the details, along with his work history for Democratic campaigns.

https://shorturl.at/vyGH5

-
Well, at least he's on the right side of history.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten

Another mainifesto? Am I the only one on the planet who never once thought I should write a manifesto? Of course, I also never considered there was a potential nexus between me setting myself on fire and the world suddenly seeing things exactly as I want them to see it, either.

Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2024 04:04 PM (ZdaMQ)

208 a 'biden' was a cookie that was like an oreo but filled with french mustard creme.

wasn't a big seller

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 19, 2024 04:04 PM (B1FKF)

209 I have absolute perfect pitch. Not by training just born that way.


I've never understood the perfect pitch thing. Musical scales are a manmade construct, and vary by culture. The scales used in traditional Chinese and Japanese music, for example, differ from those used in modern Western music, which in turn differ from those used earlier in the West by the Greeks and Romans. So how can you be born with an innate understanding of something that is culturally dependent?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 04:04 PM (9yWhg)

210 I guess all the cool kids are doing manifestos these days.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 04:02 PM (FVME7)


I like my manifesto stuffed with sausage and coated with cheese.

(I know one of you mofo's will make that sound gay too)

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2024 04:04 PM (FCbAQ)

211 205 I have heard the book series can be quite good. There are also a few ewetub lore channels which are quite fun to watch. Let me find a link so you can see what I am talking about.

https://tinyurl.com/4rrnkj5w
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 04:03 PM (di6C2)

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Thankee. I shall bookmark.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:05 PM (GBKbO)

212 Is it not delivered in book form? Well, the video game would have to do, then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

They have lots of books, 40k more so. I'm not all that familiar with the 40k books, but I think the Horus Heresy sets up a lot of the present.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 19, 2024 04:05 PM (eYoxG)

213 I guess all the cool kids are doing manifestos these days.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 04:02 PM (FVME7)

The reason anyone anywhere sits down to waste their precious time writing a "manifesto" is because they are in dire need of some nookie.

People who get laid even now and then don't sit around writing "manifestos".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2024 04:05 PM (R/m4+)

214 207 178 Report: The man who set himself on fire left a manifesto on the evils of capitalism, fascism, and climate change. Here are the details, along with his work history for Democratic campaigns.

https://shorturl.at/vyGH5

And somehow this will be Trump's fault

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 04:06 PM (Akjoo)

215 The lutein guy does good music too in his videos and begins chapters with kick ass quotes.

40k speaks to the inner berserker testosterone monster in us all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 04:06 PM (di6C2)

216 >>> Rhetorically, if one were to start in the Warhammer universe, where would one begin? Take in the assumption that table-top gaming ain't gonna happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:00 PM (GBKbO)


There's a whole lot of fiction written. Thousands of books.

There are video games. Many are turned based strategy that try to capture some aspect of the huge living room sized boards some people make. There are also action role play games and some FPS even.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 04:06 PM (Y6IkP)

217 http://tiny.cc/tn4txz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


My oh my.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 04:07 PM (9yWhg)

218 What if I told you... that the Biden family was the epicenter of government corruption and that they protect him to protect themselves? That he was chosen by Obama as a signal to our enemies that, despite the new black face, we were once again open for business.

That they handed him the presidency to enrich themselves further, to signal all night Walmart business hours to our enemies yet again, and to rub their sweaty corruption tranny balls in all our faces?

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 04:07 PM (lX8VI)

219 I guess all the cool kids are doing manifestos these days.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 04:02 PM (FVME7)

I don't understand how someone can just hammer out a 129 page anything without cheating like a motherfucker. Like triple spaced and using 32 point type.

If I had to write a manifesto it would be two words. "Fuck off!" I'd put it on a business card.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 04:07 PM (BjpyL)

220 So how can you be born with an innate understanding of something that is culturally dependent?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 04:04 PM (9yWhg)

If a person with perfect pitch hears a note, they can replicate it with their voice with none of the "slide" most people have to do. Perfect replication.
If they have some music training, they'll remember what middle E flat sounds like exactly. You could tune your orchestra to such a person.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2024 04:07 PM (FCbAQ)

221 216 There are video games. Many are turned based strategy that try to capture some aspect of the huge living room sized boards some people make. There are also action role play games and some FPS even.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 04:06 PM (Y6IkP)

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Well, duh. Total War did some of those. I used to love Total War.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

222 217 http://tiny.cc/tn4txz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


My oh my.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 04:07 PM (9yWhg)

Odd mouth, but nice eyes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 04:07 PM (di6C2)

223 And somehow this will be Trump's fault

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 04:06 PM (Akjoo)

Once Trump goes away things will get back to normal.

Your hash is hilarious.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 04:07 PM (lX8VI)

224 Is it not delivered in book form? Well, the video game would have to do, then.

Total war made a pretty good fantasy video games series (there are three of them so far) and you will get to know the lore from the games: https://tinyurl.com/2zjxkwjd

I'd start with the second game and if you like it you can pick up the first and third. Each gives you a part of the world you can play.

And...there is a warhammer football game with his...oddly compelling: https://tinyurl.com/36dxsu9a

There is also a new first person shooter for the SF game but I have not played it yet.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 04:08 PM (ibTVg)

225 re 202:
"First comes the Anarchy and the chaos, which is what they specialize in.
In the aftermath of the rubble comes the communism."

i've been thinking this is what the dems want, collapse of the u.s. followed by we little people and inedible bugs begging them to take over without any restrictions and save us from further whatever

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 19, 2024 04:08 PM (B1FKF)

226 Well that was a fast manifesto release.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 04:08 PM (lX8VI)

227 People who get laid even now and then don't sit around writing "manifestos".
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2024 04:05 PM (R/m4+)

Dammit! *makes note to start writing manifesto*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 04:08 PM (di6C2)

228 > All versions of socialism require government force to make people do whatever "the collective" claims they want done. And the amount of force/government required is directly proportional to how socialist the system is

I got into a brief argument once with a true believer. He was saying people will work because they'll love their jobs. I told him I love my job today, but if I get the same ration whether I work or not, I'm choosing not. He then told me I must not really love my job. I replied that if his utopia relies on people to be more dedicated and love their jobs more than me, no matter what the work is, it will fail spectacularly. He called me a fascist and stomped off.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 04:08 PM (eyxn4)

229 Dan Abnett is one of the better liked WH40K authors. People say start with his Eisenhorn trilogy.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 04:09 PM (Y6IkP)

230 nood


Locker rooms

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 04:09 PM (Y6IkP)

231 Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 04:06 PM (Akjoo)

Once Trump goes away things will get back to normal.

Your hash is hilarious.
Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 04:07 PM (lX8VI)

Atchoo!
-Men in Tights

LOL. It actually fits in with Mel Brooks too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 04:09 PM (di6C2)

232 If a person with perfect pitch hears a note, they can replicate it with their voice with none of the "slide" most people have to do. Perfect replication.
If they have some music training, they'll remember what middle E flat sounds like exactly. You could tune your orchestra to such a person.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

So that would apply to non-Western musical scales as well?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 04:09 PM (9yWhg)

233 Ceausescus:

https://tinyurl.com/mwm6k8bz

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 04:10 PM (0FoWg)

234 > Am I the only one on the planet who never once thought I should write a manifesto?

There are at least two of us.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 04:10 PM (eyxn4)

235 And somehow this will be Trump's fault

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 04:06 PM (Akjoo)

Once Trump goes away things will get back to normal.

Your hash is hilarious.
Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 04:07 PM (lX8VI)

It's what a sneeze sounds like in the Middle East.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 04:11 PM (BjpyL)

236 229 Dan Abnett is one of the better liked WH40K authors. People say start with his Eisenhorn trilogy.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 04:09 PM (Y6IkP)

Yeah, even I have heard of the Eisenhorn stuff. I heard it was very good.

I always dabbled around the edges of the 40k stuff as I could see what a monster it would become for me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 04:12 PM (di6C2)

237 Ceausescus:
https://tinyurl.com/mwm6k8bz
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 04:10 PM (0FoWg)

There is a video out there somewhere where the paratroopers are tying up the bitch to lead her out to the courtyard to be shot and she slaps one of them.

They said she smelled really bad like she had a real nasty female problem that would make a Billy Goat puke.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2024 04:12 PM (R/m4+)

238 He then told me I must not really love my job. I replied that if his utopia relies on people to be more dedicated and love their jobs more than me, no matter what the work is, it will fail spectacularly. He called me a fascist and stomped off.

Who is going to clean the toilets? Dig trenches in the sun? And so on?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 04:13 PM (ibTVg)

239 So that would apply to non-Western musical scales as well?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 04:09 PM (9yWhg)

Our notes in our scales are just representations of tones, which are universal, so I would say yes.

You could call E flat "squatcho" and once heard perfect pitch would replicate squatcho.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2024 04:14 PM (FCbAQ)

240 So, all you perfect pitch people.
Where is the A tone, 438 cycles or 400?

Posted by: gourmand du jour wants to know at April 19, 2024 04:18 PM (MeG8a)

241 440 I mean not 400

Posted by: gourmand du jour wants to know at April 19, 2024 04:18 PM (MeG8a)

242 So, all you perfect pitch people.
Where is the A tone, 438 cycles or 400?
Posted by: gourmand du jour wants to know at April 19, 2024 04:18 PM (MeG8a)


hahahaha! That ain't me. Knowing what it is and having the gift are two different things.

The interweb thingy says 440 cycles.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2024 04:28 PM (FCbAQ)

243 One of the games the Dems play is claiming the EU also was against Shokin.

As if the EU isn't being lobbied by Burisma, too (they hired a Polish ex-EU guy at the same time as Huntie)

But here you see Ciaramella mention they will "circle back" with EU to "expedite" that matter.

You don't "circle back" unless you already had been doing it before...so they could have pressured the EU to help get Shokin fired, and thus the EU action are not evidence of their justification.

Posted by: Harun at April 19, 2024 04:29 PM (c2WeP)

244 Will they take the 5th? The lowlife snake!

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 19, 2024 05:30 PM (wGqjj)

California School District Implements "Equity Grading" -- A Students Will Become B Students, and D and F Students Will Become C Students

We're all equal now because the government changed out test results to push us all towards the middle.

No D's and F's? No extra credit? Will Bay Area schools' switch to equity grading help or harm students?

Dublin Unified School District says the public school grading system is unfair

Hrihaan Bhutani is already thinking about college. The Dublin High freshman is taking four Advanced Placement classes next year and has crammed his schedule with extracurricular activities to better his chances of getting into an Ivy League school.

But a change at the high school designed to get students less focused on grades has done the opposite. Suddenly, in some classes, A's are almost unachievable, unless you score 100%. And F's don't exist. For high-achieving students like Bhutani, the pressure to be perfect is even more of a burden.

"I feel more stressed ... now with this new system," said Bhutani, who is especially sweating his biology class, one of dozens trying a variety of new grading scales under a two-year experiment. "Even if you're at a 99, you would get moved down to an 85," he explained, which translates to a world-ending B.

Dublin Unified's new grading policy will go into effect for all 6th through 12th grade classes next year and is part of a national shift toward "equity grading" -- a controversial concept that moves away from traditional grading to better measure how well students understand what they are being taught.

No, that's a lie. The new "grading" system is designed for the exact opposite reason, to hide how well students understand what they're being taught.

It's good for bad students and it's great for bad teachers, who can now say, "I'm doing a great job, even my dumbest kids got C's!"

The goal is to lower the impact of things that "fluff" grades -- extra credit, class participation and homework -- while also making it easier for lower-performing students to bounce back from failing.

Extra credit, class participation, and homework are "fluff" that has nothing to do with how well kids learn?

Homework is 100% critical to learning. Anyone can follow the teacher in class as he explains an algebra problem's solution. The only way you actually learn it is when you do it on your own.

But the bad students don't do homework, so homework is now outlawed. It's "fluff."

And yes, it will be easier for failing students to "bounce back from failing" when all of their F's and D's will be changed with the stroke of a pen to C's.

...

Next year, the district will restrict all letter grades to a 10% range and remove the practice of awarding zero points for assignments as long as they were "reasonably attempted." The new policy will also remove extra credit and bonus points that elevated grades, and provide students with multiple chances to make up missed or failed assignments and minimize homework's impact on a student's grade.

Some parents and teachers said they worry the changes will encourage students to slack off and leave them unprepared for college.

"I think the dumbing down of curriculum will lead to our kids failing in college because they're not going to be prepared on the same level as kids from other districts and other states," said Dublin parent Olena Stadnyuk.

Skeptics say school districts are implementing no-zero policies and removing failing letter grades to boost graduation rates as they struggle to recover from learning loss caused by the pandemic.

"This will up kids graduating, it will up their numbers," said Laurie Sargent, an eighth grade English teacher at Cottonwood Creek, a TK-8th grade school in Dublin. "They'll have fewer kids failing and then that looks good. It's strategic."

Yup.

All the people who failed us in the past are in full cover-up mode.

Related: Renegade anti-woke former teacher Chalkboard Heresy explains why it's impossible to get woke teachers to stick to the curriculum and leave their politics at home.

Chalkboard Heresy
@CBHeresy

One thing I've realized after working with teachers for 12 years is that it's very hard to get them to commit to political or ideological neutrality in the classroom because:

A. They view teaching as an inherently political act intended to turn students into political units (activists/"change agents.")

B. They attach moral value to their beliefs, and thus view the proliferation of those beliefs as a moral obligation.

C. They do not recognize particular beliefs as political or ideological, and believe they're "just teaching truth."

Yes, the leftwing media teaches them that. The leftwing media made that up in order to combat charges that they were biased to the left. They are biased to the left and they know it, so they invented the doctrine that there is no left, there is only "truth," and sure, they're biased in favor of "the truth," who wouldn't be?

So "leftwing bias" is changed into "the truth" with a simple semantic intervention. It's as simple as changing D-students into B-students. There is no reality, only the sorcery of what words we call things.

D. When trying to be balanced, requiring students to compare two sources or opinions, they engineer- purposefully or unwittingly- the lesson to bring students to certain conclusions.

Meanwhile:

Don't worry, though: A local media propaganda outlet interviews a furry calling themself (yes, themself) "Strudel" who says this is all overblown.

And if you can't trust a nonbinary that dresses up like a cartoon dog and calls themself "Strudel," who can you trust?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:19 PM




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Posted by: GF at April 19, 2024 02:19 PM (tUCgX)

2 No D's and F's? No extra credit? Will Bay Area schools' switch to equity grading help or harm students?


Will it harm Advanced Placement students? Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 02:21 PM (sHgnb)

3 Well, if Hrihaan is upset I guess we all should be.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 02:21 PM (IG4Id)

4 Full on Marxism, to each his ability to each his need.
No one needs a A grade, everyone is equil

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 02:22 PM (fwDg9)

5 Tall poppy syndrome.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 19, 2024 02:23 PM (Be/+i)

6 So, just like the Ivy League Universities and Law Schools have been grading for the last 30 years?

Nice.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 19, 2024 02:23 PM (4tJWN)

7 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 02:23 PM (Bej1H)

8 1. Democrats need really stupid and ignorant voters.

2. Democrats control the education system.

Any questions?

Posted by: MartynW at April 19, 2024 02:23 PM (sHP7b)

9 Dublin Unified's new grading policy will go into effect for all 6th through 12th grade classes next year and is part of a national shift toward "equity grading" -- a controversial concept that moves away from traditional grading to better measure how well students understand what they are being taught.
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Blah blah blah.

Same shit different day.

Remember "progressive education?" No grades at all? Didn't work.
Neither do phony grading systems. When I was in elementary school, the school did this crap. Instead of A-F (minus E, of course), they had a three-point scale of "N, S, H"
N == "Needs Improvement"
S == "Satisfactory"
H == "High Quality"

Y'know what everyone - even the kids - did? They translated it:
N == F or D
S == C or B or A-
H == A or A+

And who did this scheme piss off? Why, it pissed off the A- and B students. Who did it make happy? The F and C students were happier than a pig in shit with it. Both got to claim higher status than they had earned.

It's always the same. So now it's "equity grading." Whatever. It's the same damn thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:24 PM (HnUIn)

10 What does an "A" or "B" (or "C" or "D") really tell you?

The whole concept of grades was invented a couple of centuries ago because a lazy professor wanted to easily quantify student knowledge without having to work too hard to evaluate it.

It's been refined since then into the lovely grading schema we know and love today.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 02:24 PM (7fElN)

11 Dress codes would solve this furry crap, but that ain't happening. Might stifle some little darlin's creativity.

Posted by: Bob's Brazilian niece at April 19, 2024 02:24 PM (VGOMa)

12 Strudel touched my wiener.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 19, 2024 02:24 PM (JTwsP)

13 Harrison Bergeron High School.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 19, 2024 02:24 PM (bNf8H)

14 Lake Wobegon High. Where all students are average.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2024 02:24 PM (63Dwl)

15 Strudel looks rabid to me. (shoots)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 02:25 PM (tkR6S)

16 Stupid people today, in twenty years: "Gosh, why are the young folks all so incredibly stupid?"

Posted by: Everyday Rockets at April 19, 2024 02:25 PM (qUkBO)

17 That furry stuff is nothing new. I knew a guy who thought he was Huckleberry Hound back in the 80s.

And that guy was...Lindsey Graham.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 19, 2024 02:25 PM (YIxO9)

18 This is all a conspiracy theory!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 19, 2024 02:25 PM (R4t5M)

19 Lowering high-achievers grades to make less capable or less hardworking pupils look better is immoral. But destroying honest grading is what they have to do, because they can't turn the low performers into high achievers. No one should be sending their kids to these child prisons.

Posted by: Little Lebowsky Urban Achiever at April 19, 2024 02:25 PM (myMpi)

20 Related. 12 year old middle school girl has her skull fractured by 13 year old 'non-binary' classmate who is really a dude.

https://tinyurl.com/33edcjk4

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 19, 2024 02:25 PM (GTqXr)

21 My pre-h.s. school went to an O, S, U grading system.

Probably for the same stupid reasons. I found it was possible to get an "S" grade, with very little effort, and I wasn't particularly motivated to go for an "O."

So teachers would write on my report card "he's not willing to do the work." Well duh, genius. Who's fault is that? I was fine with it. My only regret was learning bad habits I subsequently had to unlearn, in classes where it actually mattered later on.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 02:25 PM (dGCAG)

22 The goal is to lower the impact of things that "fluff" grades -- extra credit, class participation and homework -- while also making it easier for lower-performing students to bounce back from failing.
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Okay. So assuming that these are "fluff" (and some of it is - "participation" should not be graded IMO, results should be), then why not just ... stop offering fluff? If you've broken the grading system by corrupting it, why not remove the corruption rather than destroy the grading system to accommodate it?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:25 PM (HnUIn)

23 I've said it for longer than I can remember ... you don't know everything about someone by where they live. But you know enough.

There are no chains holding people down in Dublin Unified School District. Or anywhere else in America. Just people that show you their priorities by where they choose to remain.

Nobody chooses where they are born, or the family born into. But we all pick - even those with the most limited means - where we stay once we are of the age of consent.

So fuck 'em. Local story. More than ten miles from my house.

Posted by: It's Always Been Like This at April 19, 2024 02:26 PM (rcDDC)

24 Harrison Bergeron? Is that you?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 02:26 PM (GBKbO)

25 So can I assume C students are the ones who've antagonized the teachers and have espoused conservative ideals in class without authorization? Or they the only ones to get Fs?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 19, 2024 02:26 PM (YIxO9)

26 If the schools are going to let Furries bite other students, the least they could do is require them to get rabies shots.

Posted by: Socratease at April 19, 2024 02:26 PM (t8Egx)

27 I have had professors confirm to me that they students they are teaching now are *less* proficient learners than the students from a few years ago. One can trace this back directly to the transition to online learning during COVID.

Online classes can be taught effectively. But that requires a lot of work on the part of the instructor and the student to make it work. Most professors and most students don't understand the change in learning dynamics in online education.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 02:26 PM (7fElN)

28 So equity grading is just like the old Pass/Fail system, only there is no "Fail" category?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2024 02:26 PM (991eG)

29 Government School Teachers...what they wont do for a no accountability job and a sweet, sweet guaranteed pension.

Posted by: Voter theater. at April 19, 2024 02:27 PM (FCPbW)

30 God already told us the truth so it's no surprise at all that demonic forces would claim "truth" as their own and use it to guide their demented followers toward social destruction.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 02:27 PM (lX8VI)

31 Next year, the district will restrict all letter grades to a 10% range and remove the practice of awarding zero points for assignments as long as they were "reasonably attempted." The new policy will also remove extra credit and bonus points that elevated grades, and provide students with multiple chances to make up missed or failed assignments and minimize homework's impact on a student's grade
++++
Aren't grades (other than 'F') always a 10% range? When did that change?

And zeroes suck. Zeroes hurt. Zeroes are brutal. Zeroes are there to tell you not to do that again. Getting rid of zeroes helps nobody. And what is the magical non-zero score if a "reasonable attempt" was made?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:27 PM (HnUIn)

32 Ah...m'yes...of course. This would be the Procrustean school of pedagogy.

Posted by: Paco at April 19, 2024 02:27 PM (njExo)

33 Just do away with public schools entirely. That's the only solution.

All the kids who are likely to become gangbangers are still going to become gangbangers. All the slutty girls with daddy issues are still going to get pregnant at 15. All the stoners are still going to get high all day. All the closet faggot jocks are stil going to jerk each other off in a shower somewhere. But at least all the parents who give a shit about their kids can send them to private school where they can get an edumaction in peace.

Also everyone gets to benefit from lower property taxes.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 02:27 PM (qDd6/)

34 Government School Teachers...what they wont do for a no accountability job and a sweet, sweet guaranteed pension.

It really is a great gig.

Posted by: Most Municipal Police at April 19, 2024 02:28 PM (rcDDC)

35 >>f the schools are going to let Furries bite other students, the least they could do is require them to get rabies shots.
___
Probably already been spayed and neutered.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 19, 2024 02:28 PM (bNf8H)

36 This "furry" thing has got to be another perverted social contagion. I never even heard about it 5 years ago, and living in a big city there are few perversions and weird obsessions that I don't notice. Now "furries" are terrorizing schools.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 02:28 PM (iFTx/)

37 Extra credit is a way for low-achieving students to raise their grade through additional work. Can't have that, let's slam the door on that escape route from failure.

Posted by: Socratease at April 19, 2024 02:28 PM (t8Egx)

38 Students walked out of Nebo School District in Utah to protest the school for allowing "furries" to t*rrorize other students.

Students claim that the furries bite them, bark at them, and pounce on them without repercussion.

========

All you young ladies in the video? This is what groupthink and agreeing to whatever media tells you to think leads you to.

Don't do it.

School is for dummies. Be smart. Break the chains of institutional education oppression.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 02:28 PM (GBKbO)

39 Skeptics say school districts are implementing no-zero policies and removing failing letter grades to boost graduation rates as they struggle to recover from learning loss caused by the pandemic.
++++
No.

They're trying to cover-up the abject failure of the US public education system in general, and the failure of their districts in particular.

You don't get to blame COVID for this anymore and even if there truth to that assertion, this does nothing for "recovery." Papering over it does not fix it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:29 PM (HnUIn)

40 Johnny got a B in blowjobs.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 19, 2024 02:29 PM (J8LnB)

41 CBHeresy

One thing I've realized after working with teachers for 12 years is that it's very hard to get them to commit to political or ideological neutrality in the classroom because:

A. They view teaching as an inherently political act intended to turn students into political units (activists/"change agents.")

B. They attach moral value to their beliefs, and thus view the proliferation of those beliefs as a moral obligation.

C. They do not recognize particular beliefs as political or ideological, and believe they're "just teaching truth."

++++
We've done our jobs

Posted by: Ed Schools at April 19, 2024 02:29 PM (HnUIn)

42 Cant' control crime? Just decriminalize most things and presto, crime rates are down.

Can't teach 'em? Just inflate the grades and presto, grades improve.

Same shit.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2024 02:29 PM (2UnvF)

43 "The goal is to lower the impact of things that "fluff" grades -- extra credit, class participation and homework -- while also making it easier for lower-performing students to bounce back from failing."

Um, extra credit, class participation, and homework ARE the things that allow lower-performing students to bounce back.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 19, 2024 02:29 PM (F4bAW)

44 Bhutanis parents need to pull him out of the school and send him to one that's legit.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2024 02:29 PM (YRsIm)

45 Probably already been spayed and neutered.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 19, 2024 02:28 PM (bNf8H)

And their tails docked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 02:29 PM (tkR6S)

46 So is this what happened to IMDB?

Notice that on old movies, all the action is between 6.0 and 6.9.
Anything in the 5s is lousy, even if it has your favorite actors. Anything in the 7s is something everyone has already seen.

Same with Celsius. What idiots designed a unit system where 15 is pretty cold, and 25 is too hot.

Posted by: The astonishing Gentlemen TIJM at April 19, 2024 02:29 PM (VskGF)

47 Welcome to Idiocrasy.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 19, 2024 02:29 PM (qZdIZ)

48 I will immediately move legislation to the floor to protect "furries". It is crucial to our national sovereignty and dignity. The border invasion pales in comparison. This is what the people want.

Posted by: Mike Johnson's Weenus at April 19, 2024 02:29 PM (vB6UG)

49 Didn't Closet Faggot Jocks open for Insane Clown Posse?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 19, 2024 02:29 PM (Be/+i)

50 Memo from CEO to HR department: hire no one from the Dublin School district.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 19, 2024 02:30 PM (Wjvnb)

51 Some parents and teachers said they worry the changes will encourage students to slack off and leave them unprepared for college.

********

Ees to laugh!
How ees it you say here? I think that ship has left the barn door already!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2024 02:30 PM (991eG)

52 Robert - got a newsletter?

Posted by: PabloD at April 19, 2024 02:30 PM (NABBY)

53 20 Related. 12 year old middle school girl has her skull fractured by 13 year old 'non-binary' classmate who is really a dude.

https://tinyurl.com/33edcjk4

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 19, 2024 02:25 PM (GTqXr)

Did it with a Stanley mug, no less.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 02:30 PM (qDd6/)

54 The school is of course denying that there are any furries at all at the school, let alone that they are terrorizing students. Shouldn't this be easy enough to verify? I'm assuming if there are weirdos dressed as animals wandering around the school, there will be photo and video evidence of it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 02:30 PM (iFTx/)

55 And if you can't trust a nonbinary that dresses up like a cartoon dog and calls themself "Strudel," who can you trust?
++++
He is exactly as trustworthy as journalists, politicians, bureaucrats, doctors, teachers, etc.

Feel free to add to the list.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:30 PM (HnUIn)

56 Ooh, I like my new hash (NABBY).

Posted by: PabloD at April 19, 2024 02:30 PM (NABBY)

57 Tall poppy syndrome.
Posted by: Captain Obvious


Ask and ye shall receive.

https://youtu.be/O8Wv26LaGEs

Posted by: mikeski at April 19, 2024 02:30 PM (RMjPd)

58 No furries, no piece...

Posted by: Mike Johnson's Weenus at April 19, 2024 02:31 PM (vB6UG)

59 >the public school grading system is unfair
---

because it exposes who the stupid kids are, and who the smart kids are

and we know it's not fair that some kids are stupid

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 02:31 PM (oCjPU)

60 48 I will immediately move legislation to the floor to protect "furries". It is crucial to our national sovereignty and dignity. The border invasion pales in comparison. This is what the people want.
Posted by: Mike Johnson's Weenus at April 19, 2024 02:29 PM (vB6UG)

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 02:31 PM (Akjoo)

61 "And if you can't trust a nonbinary that dresses up like a cartoon dog and calls themself "Strudel," who can you trust?"

Me?

Posted by: Mike Johnson's Weenus at April 19, 2024 02:31 PM (vB6UG)

62 Don't worry, though: A local media propaganda outlet interviews a furry calling themself (yes, themself) "Strudel" who says this is all overblown.

And if you can't trust a nonbinary that dresses up like a cartoon dog and calls themself "Strudel," who can you trust?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

Having a child in a cartoon suit in school isn't disruptive?
I thought Utah schools would be better than this caricature of a learning environment.

Dublin I can understand: it's near the S.F. bay and Oakland and the fresh water comes from Sacramento.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2024 02:31 PM (df90r)

63 So self-deleting fire guy's sign said, "Trump is with Biden And they're about to fascist coup us "


twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 02:31 PM (IG4Id)

64 A dog or cat without tags that bites me has to be tested for rabies by dissecting their brain. Maybe this is the next response to the furries.

Posted by: Chuck C at April 19, 2024 02:31 PM (yOPBE)

65 This is a very important point (not to pat myself on the back):

"So, just like the Ivy League Universities and Law Schools have been grading for the last 30 years?"

If bullshit, wimpy grading systems are good enough for the elite fucksticks that run the country, then why not for the proles and wage slaves and their spawn?


Posted by: Sharkman at April 19, 2024 02:32 PM (4tJWN)

66 Life is tough, especially when you’re stupid
— John Wayne

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 02:32 PM (RHGPo)

67 Related. 12 year old middle school girl has her skull fractured by 13 year old 'non-binary' classmate who is really a dude.

It always baffles me. That girl doesn't have vengeful brothers or uncles or a father. There is something instinctual about human predators that know their prey.

Posted by: Most Municipal Police at April 19, 2024 02:32 PM (rcDDC)

68 because it exposes who the stupid kids are, and who the smart kids are

and we know it's not fair that some kids are stupid
Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 02:31 PM (oCjPU)
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Not always. It also exposes who the lazy or disengaged kids are. That was me. I'm not stupid, but I was extremely lazy, particularly in Junior High. I did just enough work to pass and nothing more because those grades were never going to matter in the future.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:32 PM (HnUIn)

69 As I said on a previous thread...

Maybe the furries should be sent to remedial training.

If only there was an educational facility--let's call it a "school" for short--that could teach them how to behave as functioning members of society...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 02:33 PM (7fElN)

70 "Even if you're at a 99, you would get moved down to an 85," he explained, which translates to a world-ending B.

Forget about the Ivies kid. Your school system is rogering you.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 19, 2024 02:33 PM (rJ48h)

71 I’d sell my Congressman into slavery before I let my children attend these schools

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 02:33 PM (RHGPo)

72 Remember:
The goal and purpose of public school was to create drones just smart enough to work in the factories but not smart enough to question anything.

They have taken away the factories and replaced it with voting.

They now have the purpose to make them just smart enough to vote but not smart enough to choose who to vote for--other than the Democrat.
That goes for your blood-red school district too. Please don't lie to yourself that isn't in your school.

And we are all being forced to pay for it ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 19, 2024 02:34 PM (yikga)

73 Kurt Vonnegut's short story "Harrison Bergeron" is on point for this. Find it on the internet, it's a 5-minute read.

Posted by: Beverly at April 19, 2024 02:34 PM (Epeb0)

74 Going out on a limb here and guessing this is in the Bay Area.

Posted by: keena at April 19, 2024 02:34 PM (RiTnx)

75 I am a loathsome piece of shit who uses religion as a shield to hide the fact I'm a no balls, rubber band bicep, weakling unable to stand up for myself, much less the people I alleged to represent.

But I do what is right.

*makes ok sign*

Posted by: Mike Johnson's Weenus at April 19, 2024 02:34 PM (vB6UG)

76 Same with Celsius. What idiots designed a unit system where 15 is pretty cold, and 25 is too hot.
Posted by: The astonishing Gentlemen TIJM


Fahrenheit:
0 -- really cold
100 -- really hot

Celsius:
0 -- cold, but tolerably so
100 -- you're dead

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 02:35 PM (9yWhg)

77 Dublin Unified's new grading policy

Note that this isn't a failing inner-city school district, it is a wealthy suburban school district.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Child Molester! at April 19, 2024 02:35 PM (YAtuc)

78 Contrary to belief on our side, this isn't about rewarding mediocrity or punishing achievement.

What it really does is create and identify political operatives, who now don't have to work hard to get on. They can be dumb as a post and lazy as hell. The playing field is being leveled so that the most leftist among us can be slid "forward".

These operatives will now be able to advance to the "best" universities as easily as actual achievers. Maybe more easily. They are tomorrow's leaders in ever field and aspect of life.

Look what the commies do to the academically advanced every single time. This is the soft and fluffy beginning to that horror.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 02:35 PM (lX8VI)

79 Couldn't you just slide the scale to the top and still meet the mandate? Let everyone have A's and B's and let it be the universities' problem?

I mean, a shit education system is everyone's problem, but at this point it's not cracking, it's breaking into smaller pieces.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 19, 2024 02:35 PM (hCzfy)

80 I’d sell my Congressman into slavery before I let my children attend these schools
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 02:33 PM (RHGPo)
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Could you do the same for my Congressman? I'd sell cheap.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 19, 2024 02:35 PM (Be/+i)

81 Eat me, I'm a danish

Posted by: Wierd Al: it's been done. at April 19, 2024 02:35 PM (Y6IkP)

82 People wrongly think of societal collapse like a bridge falling down.

In America's case It's different.

It's happening now, you're living it.

Slowly then all at once.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at April 19, 2024 02:35 PM (tN3kf)

83 ... I thought Utah schools would be better than this caricature of a learning environment. ...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2024 02:31 PM (df90r)
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It doesn't matter where it is. If it's a school, it's riddled with Maoists and other undesirables.

You could live in a blood-red town in a blood-red county in a blood-red state where everybody in town goes to church and then gets together to repair the roads as civic duty, where the divorce rate is zero and where there is no crime whatsoever - an unachievable conservative utopia - and the local school (whatever it is, from university on down) will be shot through with glass-eyed prog automata.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:35 PM (HnUIn)

84 I’d sell my Congressman into slavery before I let my children attend these schools
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 02:33 PM (RHGPo)

Don't spend it all in one place.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 02:35 PM (tkR6S)

85 Yeesh:

@Divine_Love23 18h

7th grade bio male (trans) attacks a 7th grade bio female with a Stanley cup. He had a "hit list." These kids have been trying to get help from their counselors & the school only to be told it wouldn't actually happen. Guess what? It did. Pennbrook Middle

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 02:35 PM (IG4Id)

86 These injustices will keep me alive and extra five years.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 19, 2024 02:36 PM (J8LnB)

87 Saw a video yesterday from West Virginia I think showing girls walking off the shot put circle rather than compete against a tranny dude. That needs to happen more.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2024 02:36 PM (2UnvF)

88 >67 Related. 12 year old middle school girl has her skull fractured by 13 year old 'non-binary' classmate who is really a dude.

It always baffles me. That girl doesn't have vengeful brothers or uncles or a father. There is something instinctual about human predators that know their prey.

Posted by: Most Municipal Police at April 19, 2024 02:32 PM (rcDDC)

Upper Gwynydd is AWFL central. Dad is probably soy based. Rumor is the school district transferred the little bastard because of violent threats at another middle school.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 19, 2024 02:36 PM (GTqXr)

89 Fahrenheit:
0 -- really cold
100 -- really hot

Celsius:
0 -- cold, but tolerably so
100 -- you're dead
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 02:35 PM (9yWhg)
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Kelvin:
0 - dead
100 - dead

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 19, 2024 02:36 PM (Be/+i)

90 "This will up kids graduating, it will up their numbers," said Laurie Sargent, an eighth grade English teacher at Cottonwood Creek, a TK-8th grade school in Dublin.


I think I see the problem. She gets a "C".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2024 02:36 PM (PI/SC)

91 I still managed to get an "F" in Litter Box Accuracy, but most surprisingly my youthful beauty actually allowed me to pass as a 6th-grader.

Posted by: Greg Gutfeld's Squirrel Persona at April 19, 2024 02:36 PM (Zz86T)

92 People wrongly think of societal collapse like a bridge falling down.

In America's case It's different.

It's happening now, you're living it.

Slowly then all at once.
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at April 19, 2024 02:35 PM (tN3kf)
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It melts.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:36 PM (HnUIn)

93 If you are going to do this, then you really don't need schools at all.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 19, 2024 02:37 PM (tCU73)

94 Well Celsius is points of H2O phase change so I get what they're doing.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 02:37 PM (Y6IkP)

95 The people want a functioning Congress that passes all the crap they loath and nothing they want. They want action, and I'm giving it to them. Right in the tookus.

Posted by: Mike Johnson's Weenus at April 19, 2024 02:37 PM (vB6UG)

96 Upper Gwynydd is AWFL central. Dad is probably soy based. Rumor is the school district transferred the little bastard because of violent threats at another middle school.

that happened in Upper Gwynedd?!?!?!

wowzers

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 19, 2024 02:37 PM (AcWfM)

97 KJP tells reporters the White House has no official statement about Israel's strikes on Iranian targets last night, and she's going to be "super mindful"* and not speak to some reports that may be out there or speculate about anything. The reporters keep asking and asking, though.

So, Loser Joe and the DNC are still strategerizing about what they can say that will cost them the fewest votes in Dearbornistan. I guess CAIR has not yet told Joe how to dance on this one.

*Super mindful is a term she's now using 30+ times every press conference; it's her go-to delay tactic and it gives her an all-purpose reason she can't answer any question that pins-down her and FJB on anything. As in, 'I have to be super-mindful that investigations of the events at Columbia yesterday are on-going, so I'm going to be super-mindful and not respond to any questions on this.'

What a stupid, execrable person.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 02:37 PM (5fDan)

98 0-100 Fahrenheit is approximately the habitable range for people.
0-100 centigrade has no bearing on the habitable range for people.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:38 PM (HnUIn)

99 Rather than continue with these subterfuges, I wonder which school district will be first to introduce explicit race-norming for grades - 20% of the black students get A's, 20% of the Asian students, 20% of the white students, and 20% of the Hispanic students.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Child Molester! at April 19, 2024 02:38 PM (YAtuc)

100 That was me. I'm not stupid, but I was extremely lazy, particularly in Junior High. I did just enough work to pass and nothing more because those grades were never going to matter in the future.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:32 PM (HnUIn)
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Sounds like my son. He barely graduated high school, but it was not because of any lack of intelligence. It was because he hated school. Simple as that. Never did homework, but always aced tests. Teachers finally gave up and let him get the hell out.

I had the same problem, but I am not nearly as smart as son.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at April 19, 2024 02:38 PM (xPJvm)

101 Joe Biden this week said a child gave him the middle finger: “It happens all the time.”

“You — I’ve never thought I’d see a time when I’m going through a — a neighborhood or a rural town that’s in the west and see big signs that s- — have a Trump sign in the middle that says “F Biden” and having a little kid standing with his middle finger — seven years old, eight years old,” Biden said in Scranton, Pennsylvania this week.

“Well, I promise, it happens all the time,” Biden added.

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 02:38 PM (RHGPo)

102 It will be like Harvard where something like 90% of students are A students.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 02:39 PM (Y6Wgg)

103 31 Aren't grades (other than 'F') always a 10% range? When did that change?

And zeroes suck. Zeroes hurt. Zeroes are brutal. Zeroes are there to tell you not to do that again. Getting rid of zeroes helps nobody. And what is the magical non-zero score if a "reasonable attempt" was made?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:27 PM (HnUIn)

My school was :

93-100 : A
85-92 : B
77-84 : C
69-76 : D
0-68 : F

Each percentage point was a grade point, until you hit 0.0 at 60%

Posted by: XTC at April 19, 2024 02:39 PM (UnA8+)

104 and the local school (whatever it is, from university on down) will be shot through with glass-eyed prog automata.

And the city police will be rife with guys that like to enforce their will, and also get a pension. And fire-fighters (I was one for a while) will like to take chances and do dumb shit with equipment. Because that's just the type of folks these jobs draw.

This idea we have, that we can have big institutions - government or private - somehow stick to the original mission if only we have enough oaths and creeds and rules is insane. But we keep insisting on it. In purposeful ignorance of basic human nature.

You have to, at the minimum, make organizations compete. At the minimum.

Posted by: Most Municipal Police at April 19, 2024 02:39 PM (rcDDC)

105 "I’d sell my Congressman into slavery before I let my children attend these schools"

My going rate is $0.05. $0.04 if you're into humiliation p*rn.

Posted by: Mike Johnson's Weenus at April 19, 2024 02:39 PM (vB6UG)

106 >that happened in Upper Gwynedd?!?!?!

wowzers

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 19, 2024 02:37 PM (AcWfM)

Guess how many words the Philly Inquirer devoted to the story...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 19, 2024 02:39 PM (GTqXr)

107 Remember to spay and neuter your furries.

It's the humane thing to do.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2024 02:39 PM (Q4IgG)

108 In America's case It's different.

It's happening now, you're living it.


Check out the voice communications of the air traffic controllers who nearly caused the collision of two planes on the runway at Reagan Airport yesterday.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Child Molester! at April 19, 2024 02:39 PM (YAtuc)

109 The only grades you need are

Awesome
Pass
No Pass

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 19, 2024 02:39 PM (tCU73)

110 I think thus pushing mental illness is just Cultural Marxism to destroy families

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 02:40 PM (fwDg9)

111 This "furry" thing has got to be another perverted social contagion. I never even heard about it 5 years ago, and living in a big city there are few perversions and weird obsessions that I don't notice. Now "furries" are terrorizing schools.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 02:28 PM (iFTx/)

It is. And my nine year old niece with normal loving non-lefty parents is now a "therian" which is just furry and trans grooming by a cutesy name.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 02:40 PM (lX8VI)

112 Sounds like my son. He barely graduated high school, but it was not because of any lack of intelligence. It was because he hated school. Simple as that. Never did homework, but always aced tests. Teachers finally gave up and let him get the hell out.

I had the same problem, but I am not nearly as smart as son.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at April 19, 2024 02:38 PM (xPJvm)
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This is a large part of why young boys are not engaged in school. It's just not interesting or engaging to them, so they tune out, regardless of their ability or potential.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 02:40 PM (7fElN)

113 “Well, I promise, it happens all the time,” Biden added.
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 02:38 PM (RHGPo)

Maybe you should pay attention to "why"... Oh , wait did I say pay attention ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 02:40 PM (Akjoo)

114 Just remember though teachers are underpaid heroes. Vote yes next time there a bond measure.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 02:40 PM (Y6Wgg)

115 Sounds like my son. He barely graduated high school, but it was not because of any lack of intelligence. It was because he hated school. Simple as that. Never did homework, but always aced tests. Teachers finally gave up and let him get the hell out.

I had the same problem, but I am not nearly as smart as son.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at April 19, 2024 02:38 PM (xPJvm)
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I worked harder in HS because that was going to matter for getting into college. I worked very hard in college because I was paying through the nose for it.

I also hated both way less than I hated Junior High. Junior High was hell on earth and it was a terrible idea. The concept makes fiscal sense for school districts, but little educational sense.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:40 PM (HnUIn)

116 Well Celsius is points of H2O phase change so I get what they're doing.
Posted by: banana Dream


That's fine if you're doing chemistry. But as an indicator of air temperature it's not very useful. Plus, the greater number of degrees in Fahrenheit between the freezing and boiling points means greater precision in indicating the air temperature.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 02:40 PM (9yWhg)

117 OK, let's offer a compromise. They get to keep NPR, with a doubled budget. We get to abolish the public schools, and forbid anyone with an Ed degree from being within 100 yards of a minor.

Deal?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 19, 2024 02:40 PM (1bNHn)

118 We're watching the wrong things.

Never mind which politicians are loading up on certain stocks.


Watch for them to start buying large quantities of gold.

They will flee the country shortly after. While we're here dealing with a health care system that is failing and internet that's been cut off.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at April 19, 2024 02:41 PM (tN3kf)

119 Hope they like dangerous doctors, pilots, engineers, etc.

Posted by: Eromero at April 19, 2024 02:41 PM (o2ZRX)

120 So "leftwing bias" is changed into "the truth" with a simple semantic intervention. It's as simple as changing D-students into B-students. There is no reality, only the sorcery of what words we call things.

They saw that this was total bull so they changed it once again to "my truth."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 02:41 PM (KbCG3)

121 Can they bop the furries on the nose with a rolled up newspaper? That's how we would treat real animals. Do the kids know what a newspaper is?

Posted by: InZona at April 19, 2024 02:41 PM (6zPzw)

122 I'm quite sure Joey let's little kids finger him all the time.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 02:41 PM (lX8VI)

123 So glad that Little is finally out of the California school system..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 19, 2024 02:41 PM (I8RRu)

124 Seems like there should be an entrance exam that tests for basic knowledge and abilities to get into college, instead of just accepting people based on previous performance. Same for exit.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2024 02:41 PM (YRsIm)

125 "The goal is to lower the impact of things that "fluff" grades -- extra credit, class participation and homework -- while also making it easier for lower-performing students to bounce back from failing."

Oh, there'll be plenty of fluffing going on in those classrooms. Just not of the academic sort.

Posted by: Nemo at April 19, 2024 02:41 PM (S6ArX)

126 90-100 A
80-90 B
And so on until F

That was pretty SOP for my entire education.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 02:42 PM (Y6Wgg)

127 next step is to make it illegal for colleges to require applicants to write an essay, no point in testing what they can't do.

and this is why teachers are like surgeons, you wouldn't tell a surgeon how to perform an operation, why do you want to tell a teacher how to teach? saw that the other day.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 19, 2024 02:42 PM (B1FKF)

128 "So, just like the Ivy League Universities and Law Schools have been grading for the last 30 years?"

If bullshit, wimpy grading systems are good enough for the elite fucksticks that run the country, then why not for the proles and wage slaves and their spawn?

Posted by: Sharkman at April 19, 2024 02:32 PM (4tJWN)

Because:

(a) K-12 involves basic fundamentals necessary to function in any walk of life; a society that is functionally illiterate and innumerate will cease to be anything we recognize as western civ, whereas fleecing people who've already got the basics doesn't quite produce the same effects.

(b) K-12 is more or less compulsory in some form or other, and local and federal government are confiscating our money to provide this education whether we have kids in the system or not, whereas anyone getting fleeced by collegiate education is there on a strictly voluntary basis.

(c) Higher ed has some built-in safeguards. You can have no grades effectively in law school for example, but you have to pass the bar in most places, and you have to know your stuff to get and keep a job for or else all you have is $150K or more in debt that cannot be written off.

Posted by: It's not comparable for lots of reasons, and expanding a bad practice usually isn't a great idea at April 19, 2024 02:42 PM (myMpi)

129 98 0-100 Fahrenheit is approximately the habitable range for people.
0-100 centigrade has no bearing on the habitable range for people.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:38 PM (HnUIn)
_____

I've had this argument with Euroweenies and smug Americans who assure me metric is much better and more advanced than the Neanderthal American system. In some ways, and especially for math or engineering, for sure it is. But for normal, everyday stuff? No, because it doesn't relate at all to anything people are familiar with or perceive. Besides, I say: "We tried metric in the 70s and 80s, we discovered it sucked, so we got rid of it."

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 02:43 PM (iFTx/)

130 If furrys wants to be considered as animals, they should be forced to register as such and get shots. And after a couple bitting incidents be sent off to a farm to live their lived in peace.

Posted by: Bete at April 19, 2024 02:43 PM (7h8I3)

131 Guess how many words the Philly Inquirer devoted to the story...
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 19, 2024 02:39 PM (GTqXr)
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I'll take "Pigs Get Wings" for $100, Alex.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 19, 2024 02:43 PM (Be/+i)

132 That's fine if you're doing chemistry. But as an indicator of air temperature it's not very useful. Plus, the greater number of degrees in Fahrenheit between the freezing and boiling points means greater precision in indicating the air temperature.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 02:40 PM (9yWhg)

But you don't need all that precision. Too hot, too cold, and just right, about cover it.

Posted by: Goldilocks at April 19, 2024 02:43 PM (tkR6S)

133 90-100 A
80-90 B
And so on until F

That was pretty SOP for my entire education.
Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 02:42 PM (Y6Wgg)
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This is what I am familiar with. A+ is 100. Perfect. 94-99 was A. 90-93 was A-.

The lower grades were all the same. 80-83 was B-, 84-87 was B, 88-89 was B+. Rinse and repeat through D.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:43 PM (HnUIn)

134 101 Joe Biden this week said a child gave him the middle finger: “It happens all the time.”

“You — I’ve never thought I’d see a time when I’m going through a — a neighborhood or a rural town that’s in the west and see big signs that s- — have a Trump sign in the middle that says “F Biden” and having a little kid standing with his middle finger — seven years old, eight years old,” Biden said in Scranton, Pennsylvania this week.

“Well, I promise, it happens all the time,” Biden added.
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 02:38 PM (RHGPo)

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Give these kids the vote.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 19, 2024 02:44 PM (vivhj)

135 So, companies cannot require job-seekers to take aptitude tests and the like, because they're rayciss. Now companies will not be able to use student high school grades to make any useful assessment if a job-seeker even knows left from right, up from down. Or if the job-seeker can even read street signs.

Holy Kee-rist.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 02:44 PM (5fDan)

136 Programmed mental illness:

@RichSementa 30s
Jean-Pierre Talks About Charlottesville When Asked About Pro Hamas Protestors

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 02:45 PM (IG4Id)

137 The world gets stupider.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 19, 2024 02:45 PM (SQ3Sy)

138 Meanwhile, at NPR: "Taylor Swift's 'Tortured Poets' is written in blood."

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 19, 2024 02:45 PM (MvF+J)

139
So self-deleting fire guy's sign said, "Trump is with Biden And they're about to fascist coup us "

https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 02:31 PM


I added the https:// to be helpful. Damn. Guy was out there.

Maybe some sense of humanity will descend upon the right people after watching the video and some effort will be made ...

Nah, fuck the left to hell. They brought this, let them revel in the stench of burning flesh. The CNN anchor sure enjoyed reporting on that aspect. I need a break from this insanity.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 02:46 PM (RKVpM)

140 Teenagers are well known for their personal hygiene.
And outcast weirdos are the most fastidious about maintaining cleanliness.

So you know those furrie suits the teenagers wear day after day .... smell worse than if they were wearing the rotting skin of the actual animals they are imitating.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 19, 2024 02:46 PM (yikga)

141 So, companies cannot require job-seekers to take aptitude tests and the like, because they're rayciss. Now companies will not be able to use student high school grades to make any useful assessment if a job-seeker even knows left from right, up from down. Or if the job-seeker can even read street signs.

Holy Kee-rist.
Posted by: Gref


And if you fire them for being illiterate dumbasses, they go whine to the EEOC.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 02:46 PM (9yWhg)

142 Closer to all-equity? Not "Atlas Shrugged".

This story is "Harrison Bergeron ".

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 19, 2024 02:46 PM (HbfIF)

143 "Idiocracy" was just a comedy movie, right? Not a how-to guide, right?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 19, 2024 02:46 PM (XMwZJ)

144 Related. 12 year old middle school girl has her skull fractured by 13 year old 'non-binary' classmate who is really a dude.

https://tinyurl.com/33edcjk4

Posted by: Heavy Meta


Fuck with my granddaughter and I will rock prison orange.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 02:46 PM (sHgnb)

145 Cant' control crime? Just decriminalize most things and presto, crime rates are down.

Can't teach 'em? Just inflate the grades and presto, grades improve.

Same shit.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2024 02:29 PM (2UnvF)

Hmmm, I wonder if that would work on inflation and unemployment rates -

- The government

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 02:46 PM (dGCAG)

146 Breaking: First responders were called to attend an overdose situation involving a nonbinary heroin-addict dressed in a dog costume.

The dispatcher told them to look for the furry with a syringe on top!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2024 02:47 PM (991eG)

147 ... Besides, I say: "We tried metric in the 70s and 80s, we discovered it sucked, so we got rid of it."
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 02:43 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Part of that was thanks to recalcitrant highway departments, who did us a great service.

When forced to put kph speeds, they did so precisely. For example, 60 mph. Most people, if they wanted to succeed, would round up and make it 100 kph. Many state highway departments did not want to succeed, and so did a literal conversion (minus decimals) and set the speed limit at 96 kph.

Even multi-format speedometers didn't have that kind of resolution and it was big, hard-to-grok pain in the ass and the bad attitude and trolling of various state highway departments really helped kill the metric conversion. It was a case of malicious compliance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:47 PM (HnUIn)

148 I added the https:// to be helpful. Damn. Guy was out there.
Posted by: Divide by Zero


Motherfuck Minx 0.5 told me the address was too long for the first time.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 02:47 PM (IG4Id)

149 Si all I gotta do is ride this motorcycle and jump over that pool with a shark in it? I'm in!

Posted by: Taylor Swift at April 19, 2024 02:47 PM (2UnvF)

150 My hope is that the full court press for every perversion in the schools results in a serious backlash about ten years from now. I can say that my stepdaughter, for one, is OVER IT. I had to talk her down from her position that we need to - and this is a quote - "send the gays on a flight to the Bermuda Triangle."

That's a bit much - but they do need to be taken down a bunch of pegs. Back in the closet, stop bothering us. We let 'em outta there once and they shit on the rug. Back inside.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 02:47 PM (0FoWg)

151 I've had this argument with Euroweenies and smug Americans who assure me metric is much better and more advanced than the Neanderthal American system. In some ways, and especially for math or engineering, for sure it is. But for normal, everyday stuff? No, because it doesn't relate at all to anything people are familiar with or perceive. Besides, I say: "We tried metric in the 70s and 80s, we discovered it sucked, so we got rid of it."
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 02:43 PM (iFTx/)

The American system is rather better for safety in math and engineering as it sanity checks things when scaling up or down by changing the base. Metric allows for easily missed decimal point movements so you can easily be off by an order of magnitude without noticing.

Metric does have the advantage of being easier to use though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 19, 2024 02:47 PM (eYoxG)

152 142 This story is "Harrison Bergeron ".

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 19, 2024 02:46 PM (HbfIF)

Law of the Jungle.

Compete or Die.

Posted by: XTC at April 19, 2024 02:47 PM (UnA8+)

153 Can they bop the furries on the nose with a rolled up newspaper? That's how we would treat real animals. Do the kids know what a newspaper is?
Posted by: InZona

Tween the legs, sure you get in trouble; but, the furry will not bother you again.
If enough norms use the technique soon the losers will stop bothering people.
And they might never procreate so *bonus*!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2024 02:47 PM (df90r)

154
@RichSementa 30s
Jean-Pierre Talks About Charlottesville When Asked About Pro Hamas Protestors
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 02:45 PM (IG4Id)

You mean where the FBI, I mean, Nazi's marched with tiki torches and an obese woman had a heart attack, I mean was run over by a car ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 02:47 PM (Akjoo)

155 But for normal, everyday stuff? No, because it doesn't relate at all to anything people are familiar with or perceive.

You got it. Both ways, too.

And it's bullshit, fwiw. Why do you think 7.62 x 51 is a thing - in ammo ? Because its a damn .308 with a lighter load. Same with 5.56 x 45 - that's a .223 with a hotter load.

Back in WW II ? We came out with the 75 mm gun for armor. It was a 3" gun. And so did the Brits and even the Germans. Then the Germans and us made a deal of moving to the 76 mm gun. Same bore diameter - just a hotter load.

The German 88 gun wasn't some magical ratio. 3 1/2 inch gun.

105 mm howitzer ? 4" gun. 155 mm ? 6" gun.

Posted by: Most Municipal Police at April 19, 2024 02:48 PM (rcDDC)

156 This story is "Harrison Bergeron ".

A ten-minute must-read:
involarium.org/story/harrison-bergeron/

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 19, 2024 02:48 PM (MvF+J)

157 I was grad student in 80s.

Professor shows up in grad student offices at end of term
OK, 30% will pass this term to get credit in the major. You all have about 21 students in your sections,
so, 1 A, 2 Bs, 3 Cs, and give the rest Ds or Fs.

Me: Can I give 2 As and 1 B, I have two really good students?
Prof: Nah, I'm not gonna start making exceptions.

I still feel bad for that one kid I gave a B to. What am I saying, I was probably that kid in a few classes I took.

Posted by: The astonishing Gentlemen TIJM at April 19, 2024 02:48 PM (VskGF)

158 I added the https:// to be helpful. Damn. Guy was out there.

Maybe some sense of humanity will descend upon the right people after watching the video and some effort will be made ...

Nah, fuck the left to hell. They brought this, let them revel in the stench of burning flesh. The CNN anchor sure enjoyed reporting on that aspect. I need a break from this insanity.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 02:46 PM (RKVpM)

link still does not go to the exact story

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 02:48 PM (tkR6S)

159 This will only affect poor kids, rich people will make sure their kids are in private schools and are learning.
I want to know why this school district hates poor people and wants them to be illiterate and just not able to function?

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2024 02:49 PM (Wc94H)

160 Meanwhile, at NPR: "Taylor Swift's 'Tortured Poets' is written in blood."
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 19, 2024 02:45 PM (MvF+J)

It's trite, cliche garbage without a single recorded live instrument.

Dear Mr. Trump,

Please ban pop music forever. And rap. And country.

Yours in MAGA,
Robert

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 02:49 PM (qDd6/)

161 160 But this one has 'diss tracks!'

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 19, 2024 02:50 PM (MvF+J)

162 What is this compulsion to experiment on the kids?

Kids have no agency. Now with the traditional family roles being displaced by the State, they are fair game for what ever fashionable desires the elites decide to impose on them.

Posted by: pawn at April 19, 2024 02:50 PM (QB+5g)

163 I got really good at converting kilometers to miles in my head when I was stationed in Turkey.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 02:50 PM (9yWhg)

164 159 I want to know why this school district hates poor people and wants them to be illiterate and just not able to function?
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2024 02:49 PM (Wc94H)

The parents failed to compete.

Their sins are now visited upon the son.

Posted by: XTC at April 19, 2024 02:50 PM (UnA8+)

165 link still does not go to the exact story
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


https://tinyurl.com/yd9fba73

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 02:51 PM (IG4Id)

166 If the schools are going to let Furries bite other students, the least they could do is require them to get rabies shots.
Posted by: Socratease at April 19, 2024 02:26 PM (t8Egx)

students should call animal control in every time they get bitten or scratched or anything by one of the furries.

make it a straight report. "i was bitten by a dog at such and such place and MAKE the cops come out repeatedly...

maybe one enterprising parent could sue the school or the parents for failure to keep a viscious animal on a leash...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 19, 2024 02:51 PM (bving)

167 153 Can they bop the furries on the nose with a rolled up newspaper? That's how we would treat real animals. Do the kids know what a newspaper is?
Posted by: InZona

Tween the legs, sure you get in trouble; but, the furry will not bother you again.
If enough norms use the technique soon the losers will stop bothering people.
And they might never procreate so *bonus*!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2024 02:47 PM (df90r)

I'd give my kid an air horn if one of those furries got too close, blast them with the air horn, it works for aggressive dogs.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2024 02:51 PM (Wc94H)

168 This is because the school district wants to show that they are doing well.

See... Lots of A"s and no F's.. Give us more money!

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 02:51 PM (Akjoo)

169 Honestly, I thought the IMDB comment would resonate more. The Celsius bit was just thrown in to give a backup example.

No true American would defend that jacobin Euroweenie bullshit metric crap. Euros like it because they are used to it, but it all sucks.

Posted by: The astonishing Gentlemen TIJM at April 19, 2024 02:51 PM (VskGF)

170 So I am teaching a class on how to change a tire and nobody actually learns how to change a tire but they all get Bs and Cs in the class.

Then one day one of my students is driving in Death Valley and gets a flat tire. The spare has air in it. The jack is in good working order, and the lug wrench is there. But this B student still can't change the tire. Being in Death Valley it is 130F and there is no cell service.

The inscription on the headstone should read "We though he knew how to change a tire"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 19, 2024 02:51 PM (tCU73)

171 Dublin, CA

23 miles east of downtown Oakland
$114,000 medium family income
Largest employer:
Fed Gov
Alameda County
Dublin School system
Ross stores

Sounds like heaven on earth.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 19, 2024 02:51 PM (rJ48h)

172 I got really good at converting kilometers to miles in my head when I was stationed in Turkey.

3 km to 2 miles is close enough for my mental math.

Posted by: Most Municipal Police at April 19, 2024 02:51 PM (rcDDC)

173 Well guess Human Burn Toast is just a independent whack job

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 02:51 PM (fwDg9)

174 O/T --

Bennie Thompson introduces bill to deny Trump Secret Service protection and ensure that he's Epsteined if convicted of a felony and goes to prison:

[Washington Times:] http://tiny.cc/hj4txz

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 02:52 PM (hhdL4)

175 Professor shows up in grad student offices at end of term
OK, 30% will pass this term to get credit in the major. You all have about 21 students in your sections,
so, 1 A, 2 Bs, 3 Cs, and give the rest Ds or Fs.

Me: Can I give 2 As and 1 B, I have two really good students?
Prof: Nah, I'm not gonna start making exceptions.

I still feel bad for that one kid I gave a B to. What am I saying, I was probably that kid in a few classes I took.
Posted by: The astonishing Gentlemen TIJM at April 19, 2024 02:48 PM (VskGF)
----
That's an absolutely terrible grading policy, though I've seen it here where I work. If ALL of the students turn in acceptable work, then they should earn the grade they deserve. Artificial cutoffs because you want to set a proper "curve" don't help students in the least.

In reality, few students will probably get that A by natural means, but don't punish the class if more than the usual number can do it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 02:52 PM (7fElN)

176 This is what I am familiar with. A+ is 100. Perfect. 94-99 was A. 90-93 was A-.

The lower grades were all the same. 80-83 was B-, 84-87 was B, 88-89 was B+. Rinse and repeat through D.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:43 PM (HnUIn)

Damn, Nadia Comaneci. You better not fart when you're up there on the balance beam.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 02:52 PM (dGCAG)

177 160 Dear Mr. Trump,

Please ban pop music forever. And rap. And country.

Yours in MAGA,
Robert
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 02:49 PM (qDd6/)

Ban everything except Classical, and Military Marches.

Posted by: XTC at April 19, 2024 02:52 PM (UnA8+)

178 rich people will make sure their kids are in private schools and are learning.

Or the Asian parents will send their kids to cram schools after school.

There is a "Kumon" cram school a half mile from my house.

Guess who patronizes it.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Child Molester! at April 19, 2024 02:52 PM (YAtuc)

179 71 My Congressman is, until this weekend, Mike Gallagher. I'd sell him for a used vhs copy of Ishtar.

Posted by: Bete at April 19, 2024 02:52 PM (7h8I3)

180 When trying to be balanced, requiring students to compare two sources or opinions, they engineer

Isn't engineering a construct of the white-privileged heteropatriarchy?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2024 02:52 PM (a3Q+t)

181 Utah and furry's. I'm bewildered, there's no explanation for this world wide insanity.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 02:52 PM (PRpm0)

182 "Make a tree good and its fruit will be good, or make a tree bad and its fruit will be bad, for a tree is recognized by its fruit. "

Matthew 12:33

First and foremost it's about having God and his Holy Spirit in your life. It is then further about having parents who care enough to help guide you, and lastly but importantly it's about having good, truthful, dedicated teachers. People don't realize how important that last point is for reinforcement. But I can guarantee you the people corrupting children insidiously do. Teachers spend more time with your children than most parents. If you don't have good teachers and carr about your children's future, sell your possessions, move and find them, or if so inclined school them yourselves. Irrespective, start and end every day in prayer to God, our Father.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 19, 2024 02:52 PM (vB6UG)

183 Choosing public school for a child is child abuse now.

If you can't afford private, look at religious or charter schools. There isn't any point in wasting a child's time in public school, and the risk is too great.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 19, 2024 02:52 PM (lTGtQ)

184 Please ban pop music forever. And rap. And country.

Yours in MAGA,
Robert
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 02:49 PM (qDd6/)

---------------------

Music ended at the stroke of midnight on January 1, 1990.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2024 02:52 PM (2UnvF)

185 147 ... Besides, I say: "We tried metric in the 70s and 80s, we discovered it sucked, so we got rid of it."
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 02:43 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Part of that was thanks to recalcitrant highway departments, who did us a great service.

When forced to put kph speeds, they did so precisely. For example, 60 mph. Most people, if they wanted to succeed, would round up and make it 100 kph. Many state highway departments did not want to succeed, and so did a literal conversion (minus decimals) and set the speed limit at 96 kph.

Even multi-format speedometers didn't have that kind of resolution and it was big, hard-to-grok pain in the ass and the bad attitude and trolling of various state highway departments really helped kill the metric conversion. It was a case of malicious compliance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:47 PM (HnUIn)


The real reason metric didn't catch-on here is screw threads. Too many machine tools, oil field hardware, literally everything in use and in-production in the US used or manufactured used Unified Standard (Imperial) threads and threaded fasteners. Re-tooling and inventory costs would have been astronomical.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 02:53 PM (5fDan)

186 mentioned in another "Nebo" story...the school put litter boxes in the girls restrooms for the "Furries".
Also...the Principle of the schools daughter is one of those Furries.

Posted by: birdog at April 19, 2024 02:53 PM (+Fkyb)

187 We though he knew how to change a tire"
He even got a B in the class
But it was beneath him to do it

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 02:53 PM (fwDg9)

188 I got really good at converting kilometers to miles in my head when I was stationed in Turkey.

--------------

First time I drove in Mexico: multiply by 6 and then divide by 10.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 02:54 PM (hhdL4)

189 Sounds like heaven on earth.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 19, 2024 02:51 PM (rJ48h)


Oo, baby, do you know what that's worth?

Posted by: Belinda Carlisle at April 19, 2024 02:54 PM (OguvZ)

190 All I know is that if Furries existed in my day, they would have gotten their asses beaten so bad that they would have cursed their mothers for bringing them into this world.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 19, 2024 02:54 PM (oJb1g)

191 Furries >>> Bronies

Posted by: Strudel at April 19, 2024 02:54 PM (a3Q+t)

192 The real reason metric didn't catch-on here is screw threads. Too many machine tools, oil field hardware, literally everything in use and in-production in the US used or manufactured used Unified Standard (Imperial) threads and threaded fasteners. Re-tooling and inventory costs would have been astronomical.
Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 02:53 PM (5fDan)
++++
As the Soviets learned when they had to do it - in the other direction - to steal the B-29.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:54 PM (HnUIn)

193 https://tinyurl.com/yd9fba73
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 02:51 PM (IG4Id)

Thank you! Gotta give the dude credit for nice use of the colored crayons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 02:54 PM (tkR6S)

194 175 That's an absolutely terrible grading policy, though I've seen it here where I work. If ALL of the students turn in acceptable work, then they should earn the grade they deserve. Artificial cutoffs because you want to set a proper "curve" don't help students in the least.

In reality, few students will probably get that A by natural means, but don't punish the class if more than the usual number can do it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 02:52 PM (7fElN)

I had a Physics teacher who scaled on "Highest grade in the class is 100 everyone else is adjusted based on that, then clumped into grading groups."

Well, we had who turned out to be her year's valedictorian in our class, and she did everything perfect, PLUS all the extra credit, scoring 120%.

This means all the rest of us LOST 20% off of our grade off the top. Someone with an 80%? Nope, sorry, it's a 60% now.

Posted by: XTC at April 19, 2024 02:55 PM (UnA8+)

195 Btw, I feel bad for this Hrihaan Bhutani kid.

Not because he's wrapped up in all of this but because his childhood sounds like it sucks. Stressing out at his age over the prospect of not getting into an Ivy League school?

F outta here. Go bang a cheerleader and make a bad decision or two. You'll reach your level, young man.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 02:55 PM (KbCG3)

196 190 All I know is that if Furries existed in my day, they would have gotten their asses beaten so bad that they would have cursed their mothers for bringing them into this world.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 19, 2024 02:54 PM (oJb1g)

Unless you're like, 80+, they existed.

They just weren't this f***ed.

Posted by: XTC at April 19, 2024 02:56 PM (UnA8+)

197 So I am teaching a class on how to change a tire and nobody actually learns how to change a tire but they all get Bs and Cs in the class.

Then one day one of my students is driving in Death Valley and gets a flat tire. The spare has air in it. The jack is in good working order, and the lug wrench is there. But this B student still can't change the tire. Being in Death Valley it is 130F and there is no cell service.

The inscription on the headstone should read "We though he knew how to change a tire"
Posted by: Lemmiwinks


The only time I changed a tire in my entire life was for my then-girlfriend, future wife. In the rain. Outside the company where she worked. Her female co-workers awarded me the Best Boyfriend Award. They said that their men would've just told them to call AAA.

Which is, of course, what I would do now, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 02:56 PM (9yWhg)

198 Remarkable coincidence that all this DEI, Equity stuff just happens to come with the side benefit of not being able to measure teacher's performance or skill.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 19, 2024 02:56 PM (8mm5p)

199 159 This will only affect poor kids, rich people will make sure their kids are in private schools and are learning.
I want to know why this school district hates poor people and wants them to be illiterate and just not able to function?
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2024 02:49 PM (Wc94H)

I think it's pretty simple.

1. Some groups are never going to perform (for a variety of reasons, some of which is almost certainly innate ability). No reform can save them as a demographic, as opposed to select individuals. Progress by others would make this undeniable. We all know who's being discussed. But this is all unsayable. So no matter how perverse, anything that can be used as a fig leaf to avoid saying the unsayable will be done.

2. You can't keep other groups on the plantation if they learn to get it done for themselves. So you have to keep those capable of self-improvement from doing so. If they succeed, they won't need their white saviors, race hucksters, and other assorted do-gooders and grifters. That kind of independence cannot be allowed.

Posted by: It's intentional, planned at April 19, 2024 02:56 PM (myMpi)

200 At least the furries make it easy to figure out who's first against the wall in the burning times...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 19, 2024 02:57 PM (XMwZJ)

201 The only time I changed a tire in my entire life was for my then-girlfriend, future wife. In the rain. Outside the company where she worked. Her female co-workers awarded me the Best Boyfriend Award. They said that their men would've just told them to call AAA.

Which is, of course, what I would do now, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 02:56 PM (9yWhg)
++++
I've changed many a tire. I'd have called AAA. I pay them for a reason...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:57 PM (HnUIn)

202 This is what I am familiar with. A+ is 100. Perfect. 94-99 was A. 90-93 was A-.

The lower grades were all the same. 80-83 was B-, 84-87 was B, 88-89 was B+. Rinse and repeat through D.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:43 PM (HnUIn)

I've never heard a single song of hers all the way through, but isn't that what they say all her songs are? Diss tracks for her past boyfriends?

I mean, isn't her current "boyfriend" a gay homosexual, can she possibly have anything negative to say about him?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 02:57 PM (dGCAG)

203 If G*d had wanted Man to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 Disciples.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2024 02:57 PM (a3Q+t)

204 The metric system believes in man-made global warming.

The imperial system put a man on the Moon.

Tell me which is superior.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 19, 2024 02:57 PM (yikga)

205 I had a Physics teacher who scaled on "Highest grade in the class is 100 everyone else is adjusted based on that, then clumped into grading groups."

Well, we had who turned out to be her year's valedictorian in our class, and she did everything perfect, PLUS all the extra credit, scoring 120%.

This means all the rest of us LOST 20% off of our grade off the top. Someone with an 80%? Nope, sorry, it's a 60% now.
Posted by: XTC at April 19, 2024 02:55 PM (UnA8+)
---
For reasons I'll never understand, STEM professors often have overly complicated and elaborate grading schemas that are opaque to students. In my job we strongly discourage this practice because it means students have no idea how they are actually performing in class.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 02:58 PM (7fElN)

206 This curly-haired bikini brunette would have been pissed to have her 4.0 stripped away to make her less-capable classmates feel better:
http://tiny.cc/qj4txz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:59 PM (HnUIn)

207 >>Remarkable coincidence that all this DEI, Equity stuff just happens to come with the side benefit of not being able to measure teacher's performance or skill.

Posted by: 29Victor


you're right
if there are no standards, no one can fail

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 02:59 PM (oCjPU)

208 OT - The voting age population is estimated to be 260M as per the Federal Registry as of Dec 2023...

If Trump were to get 80M votes (doable) and RFK Jr gets 30M (15%), then Punchy would have to steal some 85M to 95M to make his win convincing for the Dems - and such a total of 190M to 205M ballots cast and counted would mean that over 75% of the entire voting population in the entire US would have to vote for someone and then be counted.

The most ever recorded in the history of the US until now? The incredible (and not very credible at all) 66% in 2020...

Before that? 49% in 2016. Yeah, the cheat will need to be at insane and laughable levels if RFK Jr takes 10% or more of the Dem vote. The number of casted and counted votes in the US would have had to have gone up some 25% in just 8 short years - from 135M to 200M plus - ie 75M or more votes...and with no explanation by the media why that might be at all - this simply cannot be done...

Posted by: Boswell at April 19, 2024 03:00 PM (K+UlC)

209 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 02:47 PM (0FoWg)

Sometimes I think kids know more than we do.

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 03:00 PM (lX8VI)

210 OT: US Hwy 50 in Western Colorado will be closed in both directions for an undetermined length of time due to concerns about a possible crack in the bridge across Blue Mesa Reservoir. There is no local detour available. To get from Montrose to Gunnison, a 60 mile commute, the CDOT recommends using I-70, a detour of about 350 miles or US 1160 out of Durango, also about a 350 mile roundabout route..

This will have a major impact on commerce between the two towns (Lots of commuters), not too mention interstate commerce in the region.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2024 03:00 PM (991eG)

211 205 For reasons I'll never understand, STEM professors often have overly complicated and elaborate grading schemas that are opaque to students. In my job we strongly discourage this practice because it means students have no idea how they are actually performing in class.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 02:58 PM (7fElN)

This wasn't even college. I didn't get to go to college. ("No Straight As, No College!", my father decided right before I graduated) This was still high school.

Posted by: XTC at April 19, 2024 03:00 PM (UnA8+)

212 My Congressman is, until this weekend, Mike Gallagher. I'd sell him for a used vhs copy of Ishtar.
Posted by: Bete at April 19, 2024 02:52 PM (7h8I3)

I tried to watch Ishtar once. Don't recall if I finished it or not, but I do remember thinking "this thing really is crap."

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 03:00 PM (dGCAG)

213 I think my truck has on speedometer miles and Km. Not really sure

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 03:00 PM (fwDg9)

214 >This curly-haired bikini brunette would have been...


hey lady, watch out for that guy behind you

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 03:00 PM (oCjPU)

215 If G*d had wanted Man to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 Disciples.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2024 02:57 PM (a3Q+t)

Jesse Helms. LMAO

Posted by: ... at April 19, 2024 03:01 PM (lX8VI)

216 Betterhalf was convinced by a idiot *friend* to take Econ pass/fail in college.
At the final the instructor said something like "we have a pass/fail student with all the points available. The rest of your grades will start at a B." Then he looked directly at the Betterhalf and told her to just sign her name to the final and leave.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2024 03:01 PM (df90r)

217 This wasn't even college. I didn't get to go to college. ("No Straight As, No College!", my father decided right before I graduated) This was still high school.
Posted by: XTC at April 19, 2024 03:00 PM (UnA8+)
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That makes the grading policy you suffered through even more stupid...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 03:02 PM (7fElN)

218
I seem to remember, seems like just a few years ago, this concept of "equity grading" was used a counter for things like redistribution of wealth and other communist crap.

Hey, kids, how would like your grades to be redistributed in similar fashion? They didn't like that.

And now, it's here. You can't do parody anymore. No matter how extreme an example of something like this you come up with to carry something to its logical conclusion, they'll do it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 19, 2024 03:02 PM (w6EFb)

219 Yeah baby. I'll come over and give you my 15.24 centimeters.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 19, 2024 03:02 PM (J8LnB)

220 The imperial system put a man on the Moon.

Tell me which is superior.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


IIRC, back in the 90s, we lost some sorta spacecraft that was destroyed when it crashed on the Moon or Mars. The reason for the crash was that part of the craft had been built using the metric system (I guess outside the US), and part had been built here using the Imperial system, and nobody had thought to make sure there was no mismatch in the specifications between the two systems.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 03:02 PM (9yWhg)

221 208 OT - The voting age population is estimated to be 260M as per the Federal Registry as of Dec 2023...

Posted by: Boswell at April 19, 2024 03:00 PM (K+UlC)

They would also need to be registered and eligible. Due to mass migration, illegal and not, a lot are not eligible.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 19, 2024 03:02 PM (eYoxG)

222 Tell me which is superior.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


Myanmar Johnson agrees~~!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 03:03 PM (IG4Id)

223 2. You can't keep other groups on the plantation if they learn to get it done for themselves. So you have to keep those capable of self-improvement from doing so. If they succeed, they won't need their white saviors, race hucksters, and other assorted do-gooders and grifters. That kind of independence cannot be allowed.

Posted by: It's intentional, planned at April 19, 2024 02:56 PM (myMpi)

---------------

AKA "Crabs in a bucket." [h/t Larry Elder]

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 03:03 PM (u6pOz)

224 Furries get the bullet.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 19, 2024 03:04 PM (ONQzN)

225 Devin Nunes wrote a letter to the SEC about illegal naked shorting of truth social stock. He explained what naked shorting is. The specific regulation being violated, how he knows it is happening, and who was doing it.

Twitter responses: Devin Nunes stoopid he doesn't know shorting stonks is legal.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2024 03:04 PM (PI/SC)

226 I wish I was 16 again and going to a California school. I would have graduated with a 6.0 GPA..........

Posted by: Ferd Berfal at April 19, 2024 03:04 PM (qpLSv)

227 I'm working on one course right now where the professor has a "mastery" policy where students MUST get 100% on the required assessments. If they don't, they fail the course. Granted, these quizzes are falling-off-a-log easy and you get as many chances as you need to pass them, so it's not that much of a burden.

That's just for a C. If you want an A or B, you can do the optional assessments that are more challenging and complex.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 03:04 PM (7fElN)

228 217 That makes the grading policy you suffered through even more stupid...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 03:02 PM (7fElN)

He was... eccentric. Had a touch of "mad scientist" to him.

But he also took himself very seriously, about 99% of the time.

The only thing he had a sense of humor about was the time he got hit by a truck.

Posted by: XTC at April 19, 2024 03:04 PM (UnA8+)

229 OT: US Hwy 50 in Western Colorado will be closed in both directions for an undetermined length of time due to concerns about a possible crack in the bridge across Blue Mesa Reservoir. There is no local detour available. To get from Montrose to Gunnison, a 60 mile commute, the CDOT recommends using I-70, a detour of about 350 miles or US 1160 out of Durango, also about a 350 mile roundabout route..

This will have a major impact on commerce between the two towns (Lots of commuters), not too mention interstate commerce in the region.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2024 03:00 PM (991eG)

If a guy had a couple of nice buses and a helicopter, he could make bank.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 03:05 PM (tkR6S)

230 >Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 03:02 PM (9yWhg)


same thing happened with Hubble Space Telescope-
the specs to grind the mirrors were off, and the damn thing couldn't 'see'

NASA had to send up a crew to correct it

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 03:05 PM (oCjPU)

231
Typical marxism. One size fits none.

Posted by: Speller at April 19, 2024 03:05 PM (pSotA)

232 "The year was 2081, and everybody was finally equal. They weren't only equal before God and the law. They were equal every which way..."


Looks like another dystopian sci-fi book has come true ahead of schedule.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2024 03:05 PM (FCbAQ)

233 It needs to be stressed that this is all about protecting teachers, not students.

Posted by: The astonishing Gentlemen TIJM at April 19, 2024 03:05 PM (VskGF)

234 209 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 02:47 PM (0FoWg)

Sometimes I think kids know more than we do.


Yes, Yes we do.

Posted by: Greta at April 19, 2024 03:05 PM (og5mY)

235 Go bang a cheerleader
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 02:55 PM


Only if he's a winner.

Posted by: John Patrick Mason at April 19, 2024 03:05 PM (a3Q+t)

236 The metric system is for soccer fans.

Posted by: Kratwurst at April 19, 2024 03:07 PM (nIRE6)

237 Glad to see lots of people recognize which Dystopia we are racing towards.

This one is "Harrison Bergeron".


But our rulers are using all of them as how-to manuals.


We've got Fahrenheit 451, Brave New World, 1984 going on as well- and probably a bunch more I haven't read.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 19, 2024 03:07 PM (JMAcK)

238 We live in interesting times.

BREAKING: A man just set himself on fire outside the courthouse where Trump’s trial is taking place

https://shorturl.at/NOW12

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 03:07 PM (FVME7)

239 If G*d had wanted Man to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 Disciples.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2024 02:57 PM (a3Q+t)


That's funny.

Metric does make the math easier, but it's not required for "True Science (tm)"!!!!! In a fluids class, I routinely converted Imperial units into metric, solved the problem, and then converted back to Imperial.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 19, 2024 03:07 PM (pJWtt)

240 This curly-haired bikini brunette would have been pissed to have her 4.0 stripped away to make her less-capable classmates feel better:
http://tiny.cc/qj4txz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:59 PM (HnUIn)

I'd give her an A. I'd give her all the A's she could handle.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 03:08 PM (k/iTO)

241 That grading system gives parents no idea how their children are doing.

On a related note, our boss went to a few conferences at which other administrators touted the "50% rule". That meant that EVERY assignment, quiz, or test earns at least 50% of the points. Turn a test in with only your name on it? 50/100 Turn in something late and/or incomplete? You're failing, but not miserably.

He brought it up at meeting, where it was promptly shot down by everyone.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 19, 2024 03:09 PM (fxCK2)

242 One thing I've realized after working with teachers for 12 years is that it's very hard to get them to commit to political or ideological neutrality in the classroom because:

C. They do not recognize particular beliefs as political or ideological, and believe they're "just teaching truth.
=========
C. Totalitarianism - They swam in politically tainted waters so long long they cannot even see the water or know it exists.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 19, 2024 03:09 PM (cOq4q)

243 BREAKING: A man just set himself on fire outside the courthouse where Trump’s trial is taking place

https://shorturl.at/NOW12
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 03:07 PM (FVME7)
---
To paraphrase Terry Pratchett, at least he'll be warm the rest of his life...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 03:09 PM (7fElN)

244 >It needs to be stressed that this is all about protecting teachers, not students.

Posted by: The astonishing Gentlemen TIJM
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it's also about assuaging the feelings of certain demographics that historically perform poorly in school

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 03:10 PM (oCjPU)

245
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For reasons I'll never understand, STEM professors often have overly complicated and elaborate grading schemas that are opaque to students. In my job we strongly discourage this practice because it means students have no idea how they are actually performing in class.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 02:58 PM (7fElN)

This would have worked well in a Computer Science course that the college foolishly put in the courses for Linguistic Degrees from Liberal Arts. Hey, they have Computer Languages, right?

The course started with Turing Machines, algorithms, and worked up to Assembler.

It was throwing these liberal arts people into a wood chipper. One of the three sessions had an average grade of 31. The CS people had decent grades, and the liberal arts did terrible. And as a grader, we tried *hard* to give them the benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 19, 2024 03:10 PM (eoQWY)

246 Metric does make the math easier, but it's not required for "True Science (tm)"!!!!! In a fluids class, I routinely converted Imperial units into metric, solved the problem, and then converted back to Imperial.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 19, 2024 03:07 PM (pJWtt)

I often do the same. And the conversion itself serves as a check on the reasonableness of your result.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 03:10 PM (tkR6S)

247 >BREAKING: A man just set himself on fire outside the courthouse where Trump’s trial is taking place


that's a little over the top

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 03:10 PM (oCjPU)

248 Futa Ponies > Furries >>> Bronies

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2024 03:10 PM (v0R5T)

249 We've got Fahrenheit 451, Brave New World, 1984 going on as well- and probably a bunch more I haven't read.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 19, 2024 03:07 PM (JMAcK)
===

Ref. 1985 by Anthony Burgess

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 03:11 PM (RIvkX)

250 >BREAKING: A man just set himself on fire outside the courthouse where Trump’s trial is taking place
.......

THE TRIAL OF THE CENTURY

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2024 03:11 PM (v0R5T)

251 229 OT: US Hwy 50 in Western Colorado will be closed in both directions for an undetermined length of time due to concerns about a possible crack in the bridge across Blue Mesa Reservoir. There is no local detour available.

How does that area of CO typically vote? That will be your estimate for how long it takes to fix.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2024 03:11 PM (PI/SC)

252 It needs to be stressed that this is all about protecting teachers, not students

Maybe. But you can't teach people who don't want to learn.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2024 03:11 PM (YRsIm)

253 237 We've got Fahrenheit 451, Brave New World, 1984 going on as well- and probably a bunch more I haven't read.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 19, 2024 03:07 PM (JMAcK)

Don't forget Zardoz ("The Penis is Evil").

Posted by: XTC at April 19, 2024 03:11 PM (UnA8+)

254 Perfessor at 227 - I sorta like that grading system. You either have a grasp on the essentials or you don't. Some people will be more adept and will be rewarded accordingly. Nobody will be below the minimum threshold.

Posted by: PabloD at April 19, 2024 03:12 PM (NABBY)

255 I'm old enough to remember the HQ's resident tranny furry

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 19, 2024 03:12 PM (BKRsK)

256 240 This curly-haired bikini brunette would have been pissed to have her 4.0 stripped away to make her less-capable classmates feel better:
http://tiny.cc/qj4txz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:59 PM (HnUIn)

I'd give her an A. I'd give her all the A's she could handle.
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 03:08 PM (k/iTO)

C'mon man, there are two obvious jokes right there.

I'd give her a C. I'd give her all the C she could handle.

And then same joke using D.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 03:12 PM (KbCG3)

257 One thing I've realized after working with teachers for 12 years is that it's very hard to get them to commit to political or ideological neutrality in the classroom because:

C. They do not recognize particular beliefs as political or ideological, and believe they're "just teaching truth.
=========
C. Totalitarianism - They swam in politically tainted waters so long long they cannot even see the water or know it exists.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 19, 2024 03:09 PM (cOq4q)


So much for "my truth" from the folks who reject the concept of objective truth.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 19, 2024 03:12 PM (pJWtt)

258
Yep, often do (or used to) calculations in SI/MKS. But the trouble is, I "think" in terms of English Customary units. If something is "small" or "big" or a little bit or a whole lot, I need it in English units.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 19, 2024 03:12 PM (w6EFb)

259 BREAKING: A man just set himself on fire outside the courthouse where Trump’s trial is taking place


that's a little over the top
Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 03:10 PM (oCjPU)

Burnin', burnin', burnin'
I got my skin a-burnin'
No hide!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 03:12 PM (tkR6S)

260 How to crash a country for dummies.
Next, Congress spouses will service with new citizens.
And the draft renewal.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 19, 2024 03:13 PM (J8LnB)

261 I'd give her an A. I'd give her all the A's she could handle.
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 03:08 PM


Many here grade on the Cup scale.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2024 03:13 PM (a3Q+t)

262 247 >BREAKING: A man just set himself on fire outside the courthouse where Trump’s trial is taking place


that's a little over the top
Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 03:10 PM (oCjPU)

"We said medium rare!" - Cannibals that ate Biden's Uncle

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 03:13 PM (KbCG3)

263 I'm an imperial/SAE man all the way, but I would be ok with all fasteners being metric.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 19, 2024 03:14 PM (oJb1g)

264 Extra credit is a way for low-achieving students to raise their grade through additional work. Can't have that, let's slam the door on that escape route from failure.
Posted by: Socratease at April 19, 2024 02:28 PM (t8Egx)

its virtually always the excellent students who do extra credit stuff because they enjoy the subject and have time since the assignments are straightforward for them.

Now, if the credit is for marching in a riot or something, that's just a way to bypass the class entirely.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 19, 2024 03:14 PM (eoQWY)

265 >>BREAKING: A man just set himself on fire outside the courthouse where Trump’s trial is taking place
---

a CNN reporter on the scene said a man has just 'emblazoned' himself

em·bla·zon

verb
emblazoned (past tense) · emblazoned (past participle)

conspicuously inscribe or display a design on:

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 03:14 PM (oCjPU)

266 Yeah doing away with the SAT scores was a thing when my kids were entering colleges. Then the scoring system was diluted to make scores appear higher than the old system.

Call it the great dumbing down. Call it everyone goes to college.

I call it gold-plating the road to indentured servitude for our new feudal system.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 19, 2024 03:14 PM (wBaIH)

267 220 The imperial system put a man on the Moon.

Tell me which is superior.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


IIRC, back in the 90s, we lost some sorta spacecraft that was destroyed when it crashed on the Moon or Mars. The reason for the crash was that part of the craft had been built using the metric system (I guess outside the US), and part had been built here using the Imperial system, and nobody had thought to make sure there was no mismatch in the specifications between the two systems.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 03:02 PM (9yWhg)


Changing the measurement standard for screw threads in the nation that outstripped the world combines in manufacturing would have been ultra-costy and non-US consumer friendly.

As in, guy goes into an auto-parts store and asks for some item with threaded holes in it. Clerk asks him if the engine was made before or after year X. Guy tells him before. Clerk checks inventory and tells him they ran out of the one he needs two years ago; no one makes them anymore because they have the old, Imperial-thread studs. Then tells the poor guy, you know you should replace your engine with a metric thread one. Guy is acquitted for murder.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 03:14 PM (5fDan)

268 BREAKING: A man just set himself on fire outside the courthouse where Trump’s trial is taking place



So, anyway

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 03:15 PM (sHgnb)

269
If you wanted to switch to a new system of units, you've got get the young 'uns to "think" in terms of the new units from the get-go. That's very difficult, since the older folks doing the teaching think in terms of the old.

In college, I had a math prof who took it on himself to make his students like in terms of radians, and not degrees. He tried to do that, never using degrees.

But, then he messed up and used degrees. I think that took the wind of out of his sails. We all chuckled.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 19, 2024 03:15 PM (w6EFb)

270 C'mon man, there are two obvious jokes right there.

I'd give her a C. I'd give her all the C she could handle.

And then same joke using D.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 03:12 PM (KbCG3)

I almost said I'd give her all the O's she could handle.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 03:15 PM (k/iTO)

271 I don't know how the human torch voted before, but I assume (if he dies) he'll be a reliable Democrat voter in the fall.

Posted by: PabloD at April 19, 2024 03:15 PM (NABBY)

272 Asian Tiger patents gonna love that equity grade redistribution!
That was sarcasm btw
I predict Godzilla shows up at the next school district meeting

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 19, 2024 03:16 PM (Ka3bZ)

273
Ooh-ooh-ooh, I feel my temperature rising
Help me, I'm flaming
I must be a 109
Burning, burning, burning
And nothing can cool me, yeah
I just might turn into smoke but I feel fine

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 03:16 PM (oCjPU)

274 271 I don't know how the human torch voted before, but I assume (if he dies) he'll be a reliable Democrat voter in the fall.
Posted by: PabloD at April 19, 2024 03:15 PM (NABBY)

======

Implying that there is voter fraud in NYC, the home of Tammany, is just backwards thinking.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 03:17 PM (GBKbO)

275 BREAKING: A man just set himself on fire outside the courthouse where Trump’s trial is taking place
---

The good news is, He will still be able to vote for Joe Biden in Nov.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2024 03:17 PM (PI/SC)

276 Yeah baby. I'll come over and give you my 15.24 centimeters.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 19, 2024 03:02 PM (J8LnB)

Braggart.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 03:17 PM (dGCAG)

277 Kit Ramsey: Happy Premise Number Three: even if it feels like I might ignite...I probably won't.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 19, 2024 03:18 PM (Be/+i)

278 How does that area of CO typically vote? That will be your estimate for how long it takes to fix.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Buttplug will get right on it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 03:18 PM (FVME7)

279 I hope one of the jurors sets himself on fire during the trial.

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2024 03:18 PM (v0R5T)

280 Wonder if he had a cigarette to go out on

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 03:18 PM (fwDg9)

281 The good news is, He will still be able to vote for Joe Biden in Nov.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2024 03:17 PM


He's exactly what they want - an enthusiastic, indeed fired-up voter.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2024 03:18 PM (a3Q+t)

282 ABC news-douche Terry Moran already blamed the self-immolation on Trump. No kidding. Said it was the "culmination" of his ride down the escalator in 2015.

Posted by: PabloD at April 19, 2024 03:19 PM (NABBY)

283
🔥I'M JUST A HUNKA HUNKA BURNIN' LOVE🔥

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 03:19 PM (oCjPU)

284 BREAKING: A man just set himself on fire outside the courthouse where Trump’s trial is taking place



*clap clap* FLAME ON!

From the looks of the video, he went full well done.

Never go well done.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 03:19 PM (sHgnb)

285 This would have screwed students like me. In grade school - high school I did the bare minimum needed to get good grades. Often I would do all homework minutes before class started, or during class, and coasted through with 90.01% A. If they would have changed it to harder I would have done nothing. Zero effort. Which I guess is what they want.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 03:20 PM (Y6IkP)

286 159 This will only affect poor kids, rich people will make sure their kids are in private schools and are learning.
I want to know why this school district hates poor people and wants them to be illiterate and just not able to function?
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2024 02:49 PM (Wc94H)


Well they will TRY.

The trigger for the Recall of Governor Newsome was rich So Cals finding out that their expensive private schools were teaching the same DEI / anti american stuff that the poor kids were getting.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 19, 2024 03:20 PM (eoQWY)

287 268 BREAKING: A man just set himself on fire outside the courthouse where Trump’s trial is taking place

--

OMG! Did they just assume xir gender?!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 19, 2024 03:20 PM (Ka3bZ)

288 OT: US Hwy 50 in Western Colorado will be closed in both directions for an undetermined length of time due to concerns about a possible crack in the bridge across Blue Mesa Reservoir. There is no local detour available. To get from Montrose to Gunnison, a 60 mile commute, the CDOT recommends using I-70, a detour of about 350 miles or US 1160 out of Durango, also about a 350 mile roundabout route..

This will have a major impact on commerce between the two towns (Lots of commuters), not too mention interstate commerce in the region.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2024 03:00 PM (991eG)

Holy smokes! I've driven over that bridge many times. It's a lovely area.

I wonder what happens when I-70 gets shut down (and you know it will) due to debris falling on the lanes through Glenwood Canyon, and/or a vehicle falls from the elevated westbound lanes onto the eastbound lanes.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 03:20 PM (dGCAG)

289
Never go well done.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 03:19 PM (sHgnb)
----------
That's what A-1 Sauce is for.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 19, 2024 03:20 PM (Be/+i)

290 Never go well done.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 03:19 PM


No respect for Chemjeff?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2024 03:20 PM (a3Q+t)

291 Hot blooded! Check it and see. I've got a fever of 803!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 03:21 PM (FVME7)

292 Muldoon: that bridge in CO. Is there easy road access, maybe boat ramps, to the reservoir on both sides?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 03:21 PM (tkR6S)

293 This would have screwed students like me. In grade school - high school I did the bare minimum needed to get good grades. Often I would do all homework minutes before class started, or during class, and coasted through with 90.01% A. If they would have changed it to harder I would have done nothing. Zero effort. Which I guess is what they want.
Posted by: banana Dream


Fist bump. A 75 graduates the same as a 95.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 03:21 PM (sHgnb)

294 Build a fire for a man and he'll be warm for one night. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

- Deep Thoughts by banana Dream

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 03:21 PM (Y6IkP)

295 BREAKING: A man just set himself on fire outside the courthouse where Trump’s trial is taking place

He'll be a lot easier to get the polls dead than alive - Dems always play to their strengths.

Thanks, Burning Man!

Posted by: Boswell at April 19, 2024 03:21 PM (K+UlC)

296 > How does that area of CO typically vote? That will be your estimate for how long it takes to fix.


well it's Western Slope, which tends to mean authentic Coloradans, so it probably leans a little rightward unless I'm completely wrong in which case someone here will tell me

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 03:21 PM (oCjPU)

297 nood



Blower

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 03:21 PM (Y6IkP)

298 Nood karma

Posted by: Bete at April 19, 2024 03:22 PM (7h8I3)

299 Muldoon: that bridge in CO. Is there easy road access, maybe boat ramps, to the reservoir on both sides?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Ahhhhh... man. Boat ramp just closed

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2024 03:22 PM (PI/SC)

300 BREAKING: A man just set himself on fire outside the courthouse where Trump’s trial is taking place

--

OMG! Did they just assume xir gender?!
Posted by: vmom


Flamers are men.
Flamettes are women.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 03:22 PM (sHgnb)

301 This would have screwed students like me. In grade school - high school I did the bare minimum needed to get good grades. Often I would do all homework minutes before class started, or during class, and coasted through with 90.01% A. If they would have changed it to harder I would have done nothing. Zero effort. Which I guess is what they want.
Posted by: banana Dream

Fist bump. A 75 graduates the same as a 95.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 03:21 PM (sHgnb)

Like it says on the bumper sticker, "My C Student knocked up your Honor Roll Student."

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 03:22 PM (k/iTO)

302 265 >>BREAKING: A man just set himself on fire outside the courthouse where Trump’s trial is taking place
---

a CNN reporter on the scene said a man has just 'emblazoned' himself

em·bla·zon

verb
emblazoned (past tense) · emblazoned (past participle)

conspicuously inscribe or display a design on:
Posted by: Don Black at April

I thought you were kidding until I saw the same quote - with no correction- on Breitbart. Help us.

Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2024 03:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

303 Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2024 03:00 PM (991eG)

Holy smokes! I've driven over that bridge many times. It's a lovely area.

I wonder what happens when I-70 gets shut down (and you know it will) due to debris falling on the lanes through Glenwood Canyon, and/or a vehicle falls from the elevated westbound lanes onto the eastbound lanes.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 03:20 PM (dGCAG)

And if you can get on 92, which is east of Montrose, just west of the reservoir area, it's a gorgeous drive. Take you forever to get back to civilization, but it's quite worth a leisurely trek on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 03:24 PM (dGCAG)

304 ABC news-douche Terry Moran already blamed the self-immolation on Trump.
.......

You don't have to sell me, I'm already voting for Trump.

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2024 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

305 > Call it the great dumbing down. Call it everyone goes to college.

75 years ago, the average college kid's IQ was 130. Today it's 100.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 03:25 PM (eyxn4)

306 And I'm not saying Montrose or Gunnison are exactly "civilization," but close enough.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 03:25 PM (dGCAG)

307 He was... eccentric. Had a touch of "mad scientist" to him.

But he also took himself very seriously, about 99% of the time.

The only thing he had a sense of humor about was the time he got hit by a truck.
Posted by: XTC
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He has no business being an instructor of anything. His ego was driving the grading policy===not common sense as to educational goals for students.

I am familiar with assessment of student learning outcomes having been tasked with it at the collegiate level as well as how to test for it.

My courses pretty much followed that pattern before I became involved with assessment at the departmental level but dealing with departmental assessment goals and integrating those macro outcomes with the university where I worked sharpened my educational practices.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 03:26 PM (nWD6/)

308 I've always heard that the gross IQ of the planet doesn't change at all, but the population keeps increasing...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 19, 2024 03:26 PM (MeG8a)

309 305 > Call it the great dumbing down. Call it everyone goes to college.

75 years ago, the average college kid's IQ was 130. Today it's 100.
Posted by: bonhomme
======
Average students can achieve mastery of many subjects--it just takes longer for them to do it and often takes multiple teaching techniques to get the a-ha! moment.

Excellent students get it pretty much regardless of the format of the class and many times regardless of the quality of their instructor if the course is memorization and reading primarily. True STEM courses can be a bit different depending on the student's mathematical background and ability.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 03:28 PM (nWD6/)

310 264 Extra credit is a way for low-achieving students to raise their grade through additional work. Can't have that, let's slam the door on that escape route from failure.
Posted by: Socratease at April 19, 2024 02:28 PM (t8Egx)

its virtually always the excellent students who do extra credit stuff because they enjoy the subject and have time since the assignments are straightforward for them.
Posted by: Oldcat
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I found from my career in higher ed that it was bimodal. Hardworking students often did the extra credit if the assignment was reasonable as did those few excellent students that found education as 'fun'. Lazy students went with the flow until after grades posted made it apparent that they would fail--thus the late minute appeal for extra credit after they took my finals and did poorly on them.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 03:33 PM (nWD6/)

311 Colleges where skill matters - STEM and Business colleges in large universities - will realize this high school sucks, and won't admit them to those programs.

The only people who get hurt here are high achieving students, because there is no way for the college to know if they were a good student trapped in a B, or a B student. You'd better nail your SAT or ACT.

Better yet - move out of the district or home school.

Posted by: Black JEM at April 19, 2024 03:44 PM (GZYu7)

312 Give the Principal 4 D's a F and a H and the whole School district to since they don't want to harm the feelings of whining little snowflakes

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 19, 2024 05:33 PM (wGqjj)

Democrats Save Mike Johnson's Ukraine Spending Package

Yayyyy, bipartisanship!


With the support of Democrats, the House Rules Committee has advanced Speaker Mike Johnson's package of foreign aid bills for Ukraine and Israel. The legislation, which overcame significant opposition from congressional Republicans, will now be voted on by the full House over the weekend.

Key Details:

The House Rules Committee voted 9-3 to advance the package, with Democratic support being a rare occurrence for Republican bills.

Republican Reps. Chip Roy, Thomas Massie, and Ralph Norman voted against the rule, expressing frustration that aid to Ukraine was not paired with conservative border security provisions.

...


The package of bills providing aid to Israel, Ukraine, and other allies was advanced after Democrats took the unusual step of supporting a procedural vote for Republican bills. This move was met with opposition from Republican Reps. Chip Roy, Thomas Massie, and Ralph Norman, who voted against the rule due to their dissatisfaction that aid to Ukraine was not paired with conservative border security provisions.

...

House Speaker Mike Johnson had previously pushed to pair aid to Ukraine with border security provisions. However, his efforts were met with resistance, leading to several rules failing on the floor, largely due to objections from the right flank of the party. Despite calls from several members of the Republican conference to raise the threshold to bring a motion to oust the speaker, Johnson announced that the House "will continue to govern under the existing rules."

Greg Price
@greg_price11

BREAKING: The House just voted overwhelmingly to advance the foreign aid bill for Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan, and Gaza.

The vote was 316-94 with 165 Democrats and 151 Republicans voting yes.

Up next, there's going to be separate vote on foreign aid to each nation which will then be fused together in one package that will be sent to a senate in a procedural move known as MIRV.

No border security, no amendments, just Republican leadership working with Democrats to fund wars across the globe.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:12 PM




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Posted by: GF at April 19, 2024 01:12 PM (tUCgX)

2 Yyttty

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at April 19, 2024 01:13 PM (ny95y)

3 America Last

Posted by: JSchuler at April 19, 2024 01:13 PM (l6eKM)

4 You can invade any day now, China.

I don't even care if you end me.

Posted by: XTC at April 19, 2024 01:13 PM (UnA8+)

5 Damn. Do I get a free point for doing it on my phone?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at April 19, 2024 01:13 PM (ny95y)

6 Republicans. Always looking out for the interests of their enemies....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 19, 2024 01:13 PM (0eaVi)

7 cha-ching

cha-ching

cha-ching


$$$$$$$$$$$

yeah babay

Posted by: Zelensky at April 19, 2024 01:14 PM (AR07F)

8 The families of the christian school tranny shooter are claiming copyright to the manifesto to block its release.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2024 01:14 PM (PI/SC)

9 >>which will then be fused together in one package that will be sent to a senate in a procedural move known as MIRV.

MIRV is apparently congressional nomenclature for f**king the American tax pay up the squeakhole.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 19, 2024 01:15 PM (oJb1g)

10 The package of bills providing aid to Israel, Ukraine, and other allies ...
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Including Hamas!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 01:15 PM (HnUIn)

11 I was wondering if this would be next. I was just reading about this on Breitbart. Do I laugh? Do I cry? Do I revisit my go fund me for my own private island?

Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2024 01:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

12 "No border security, no amendments, just Republican leadership working with Democrats to fund wars across the globe."

So another day ending in "y" then?

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 01:15 PM (iFTx/)

13 House Speaker Mike Johnson had previously pushed to pair aid to Ukraine with border security provisions. However, his efforts were met with resistance, leading to several rules failing on the floor, largely due to objections from the right flank of the party.
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That's some spin.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 01:15 PM (HnUIn)

14 Also demonstrating that the RINOs don't care about the [U.S.!!] border either or they would have at least gotten that out of it.

Also money for Gaza hidden in the "Israel" money.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 01:16 PM (vtyCZ)

15
Dead girl, live boy, or goat? They look at you with those big eyes and how can you say no?

Posted by: Achmed at April 19, 2024 01:16 PM (RKVpM)

16 sent to a senate in a procedural move known as MIRV.

multiple independently targetable reentry vehicle ?

so they're nuking us now?

sounds about right



Posted by: Zelensky at April 19, 2024 01:16 PM (AR07F)

17 off corrupt grey tshirt wearing puppet leader sock

Posted by: brak at April 19, 2024 01:16 PM (AR07F)

18 *In Dalek Voice*

Consolidate, Consolidate, Consolidate . . .

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2024 01:16 PM (MIKMs)

19 in a procedural move known as MIRV

Isn't a MIRV some kind of multi-warhead missile or something? Appropriate if true.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 19, 2024 01:16 PM (2ocoG)

20 MIRV is apparently congressional nomenclature for f**king the American tax pay up the squeakhole.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 19, 2024 01:15 PM (oJb1g)

This means war! (heads)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 19, 2024 01:17 PM (0eaVi)

21 "He had his reasons."
-the best defense I've heard...which is pretty shit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 01:17 PM (GBKbO)

22 From what I am reading, no amount of money can save Ukraine. They lack the basics, infantry.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 19, 2024 01:17 PM (MeG8a)

23 @greg_price11
BREAKING: The House just voted overwhelmingly to advance the foreign aid bill for Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan, and Gaza.

The vote was 316-94 with 165 Democrats and 151 Republicans voting yes.
...
No border security, no amendments, just Republican leadership working with Democrats to fund wars across the globe.

++++
I'm sure glad they're all up there on that hill fighting for us.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 01:17 PM (HnUIn)

24 well, i guess it boils down to a single vote this november for PDJT or no one. not even going to have to worry about voting down ballot now.

and i expect them to cheat on those as well. but honestly, why would they, it's not like the GOPe disagrees with the dems

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 19, 2024 01:17 PM (bving)

25 Yyttty
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone


Yay titty?

I concur.

The actual post topic?

Our Betters can EABOD.

Posted by: mikeski at April 19, 2024 01:17 PM (RMjPd)

26 Where's the money coming from?
Ha ha. I crack myself up.

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2024 01:17 PM (v0R5T)

27 The families of the christian school tranny shooter are claiming copyright to the manifesto to block its release.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2024 01:14 PM (PI/SC)
++++
How? They didn't write it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 01:17 PM (HnUIn)

28 "The House just voted overwhelmingly to advance the foreign aid bill for Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan, and Gaza."

"And Gaza." We are literally financing both sides of the Israel-Hamas war. Like "literally" in its actual meaning. MIC and grifters are gonna make serious bank, though. That's all that matters.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 01:18 PM (iFTx/)

29 "He had his reasons."
-the best defense I've heard...which is pretty shit
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 01:17 PM (GBKbO)

You know who else had his reasons?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 19, 2024 01:18 PM (0eaVi)

30 A multiple independently targetable reentry vehicle aimed right up your ass!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 01:18 PM (vtyCZ)

31 I guess we just didn't send them enough money.

Pay harder, everyone!

Posted by: Eeyore at April 19, 2024 01:18 PM (1bNHn)

32 Wonder if we will ever know the definitive truth about why the hill for every single establishment pol to die on is sending more and more money to Ukraine?

Posted by: Azjaeger at April 19, 2024 01:18 PM (Yh3Xo)

33 I was going to say that at least Mitch the Turtle can die happy now, because he said that Ukrainian support was the most important thing on his agenda.

But reality hit. As soon as this money is allocated, they'll be beating the drum for the next trough to be filled.
It'll never end until there is a Russian flag over kyiv.
Maybe not even then. There was a Nazi flag over Paris once.

Americans, wait your turn in line. We'll get to you eventually.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2024 01:19 PM (FCbAQ)

34 29 "He had his reasons."
-the best defense I've heard...which is pretty shit
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 01:17 PM (GBKbO)

You know who else had his reasons?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 19, 2024 01:18 PM (0eaVi)

=======

Judas?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

35 Up next, there's going to be separate vote on foreign aid to each nation which will then be fused together in one package that will be sent to a senate in a procedural move known as MIRV.
++++
Appropriate, really. A MIRV is an "multiple independently targetable reentry vehicle" - a multi-warhead design that lets you send multiple warheads to the enemy on a single rocket.

It's a pretty good metaphor for what they're doing to the American people. They usually aren't nearly so clever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 01:19 PM (HnUIn)

36 The deeper in debt you get, the easier it is to rationalize spending even more.

Hey, we're already up shit creek. Let's party while the dopes are still raising our credit limit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 01:19 PM (GkFGh)

37
Was Mike Johnson an early round graft choice for Speaker?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 01:19 PM (RKVpM)

38 So Johnson, like McCarthy before him, depends on Dem support to advance his bills against the wishes of the most conservative Republicans. And yet some people at the HQ will be despondent when I tell them I don't give a fuck if Johnson is deposed or control of the House changes hands.

Posted by: Not Gonna Support This Anymore at April 19, 2024 01:19 PM (myMpi)

39 And $9B for Hamas and Gaza as another bipartisan payout to the Ds

Posted by: Fuzzy at April 19, 2024 01:19 PM (UCh5E)

40 Afternoon.

Congratulations to soon to be Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 01:19 PM (JAhdn)

41 If voting mattered, we wouldn't let you do it.

Posted by: The Uniparty at April 19, 2024 01:20 PM (a3Q+t)

42 From what I am reading, no amount of money can save Ukraine. They lack the basics, infantry.
Posted by: gourmand du jour
......

and rodents are eating the edible electric cables on the equipment

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2024 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

43 You know who else had his reasons?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 19, 2024 01:18 PM (0eaVi)

=======

Judas?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

And funnily enough....

Posted by: Bag o' Money at April 19, 2024 01:20 PM (0eaVi)

44 Meet the new boss.
Same as the old boss.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 01:20 PM (Y6Wgg)

45 I'm starting to think that having a succession of closeted homosexuals as their legislative leaders isn't working out for Republican voters.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at April 19, 2024 01:20 PM (3vCGB)

46 The weekend is coming The weekend is coming

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 01:20 PM (V1/1/)

47 And $9B for Hamas and Gaza as another bipartisan payout to the Ds Iran
Posted by: Fuzzy at April 19, 2024 01:19 PM (UCh5E)
++++
FIFY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 01:20 PM (HnUIn)

48 38 So Johnson, like McCarthy before him, depends on Dem support to advance his bills against the wishes of the most conservative Republicans. And yet some people at the HQ will be despondent when I tell them I don't give a fuck if Johnson is deposed or control of the House changes hands.
Posted by: Not Gonna Support This Anymore at April 19, 2024 01:19 PM (myMpi)

======

But he stopped the immigration bill! (which, I'm betting, will pass the House before the end of the year)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 01:20 PM (GBKbO)

49 "Hey guys, I had to strip out the things you want so that the dems would vote for the things they want. You understand." -- Yet another "conservative" SOTH

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 01:21 PM (KbCG3)

50 27 The families of the christian school tranny shooter are claiming copyright to the manifesto to block its release.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2024 01:14 PM (PI/SC)
++++
How? They didn't write it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 01:17 PM (HnUIn)
_________

Anyone still think this manifesto is just the usual insane tranny ranting? Or is everyone on my side of the thinking that it directly implicates other actors that the Regime does not want implicated?

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

51 It's ok, we knew it was a uniparty in Washington anyway.

Posted by: waelse1 at April 19, 2024 01:21 PM (5NG/N)

52 Covenant School victims families' are fighting against the release of shooter Audrey Hale's writings, likening their release to stealing Taylor Swift's songs and violating copyright.

Their lawyers argue that her writings should not be released because the families own the copyright to her writings, after Hale's family gave them up.

“Imagine us going to Taylor Swift’s residence and they collect Ms. Swift’s writings and found 10 new songs,” the attorney said in court. “We are in the same position as Ms. Swift. This is copyright and shouldn’t be public.”

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2024 01:21 PM (PI/SC)

53 From what I am reading, no amount of money can save Ukraine. They lack the basics, infantry.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 19, 2024 01:17 PM (MeG8a)
++++
Nothing that American boys that bleed Red, White and Blue can't solve!

Posted by: It wouldn't surprise me at April 19, 2024 01:21 PM (HnUIn)

54 Vote harder next time.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 01:21 PM (Y6Wgg)

55 It's like a 70s talk show.

MIRV griftin'.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 01:21 PM (9yWhg)

56 50 Anyone still think this manifesto is just the usual insane tranny ranting? Or is everyone on my side of the thinking that it directly implicates other actors that the Regime does not want implicated?
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

=======

"I was approached by Kamala, groomed by Obama, and the Pritzker family bought me my guns."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

57 @36

>>The deeper in debt you get, the easier it is to rationalize spending even more.

Fun True Fact: The GOP has controlled the power of the purse for 22 of the last 30 years.


Let that sink in.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 19, 2024 01:22 PM (oJb1g)

58 We fund our friends and enemies on borrowed $$.
I want to do a clockwork orange to somebody.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 19, 2024 01:22 PM (J8LnB)

59 The weekend is coming The weekend is coming
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 01:20 PM (V1/1/)
.......

At least it's not the British.

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2024 01:22 PM (v0R5T)

60 From what I am reading, no amount of money can save Ukraine. They lack the basics, infantry.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

/-

Dude none of this is about Ukraine winning or losing. It a money laundering operation for Democrats and Ukraine oligarchs.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 01:22 PM (Y6Wgg)

61 And yet some people at the HQ will be despondent when I tell them I don't give a fuck if Johnson is deposed or control of the House changes hands.
Posted by: Not Gonna Support This Anymore at April 19, 2024 01:19 PM (myMpi)

I don't want the Dems running the house committees and killing any investigations.

Posted by: Liberty at April 19, 2024 01:22 PM (e8fK3)

62 “We are in the same position as Ms. Swift

clearly, it's pretty much exactly the same

Posted by: brak at April 19, 2024 01:22 PM (AR07F)

63 Covenant School victims families' are fighting against the release of shooter Audrey Hale's writings, likening their release to stealing Taylor Swift's songs and violating copyright.

Their lawyers argue that her writings should not be released because the families own the copyright to her writings, after Hale's family gave them up.

“Imagine us going to Taylor Swift’s residence and they collect Ms. Swift’s writings and found 10 new songs,” the attorney said in court. “We are in the same position as Ms. Swift. This is copyright and shouldn’t be public.”
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


WTF?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 01:23 PM (9yWhg)

64 57 Fun True Fact: The GOP has controlled the power of the purse for 22 of the last 30 years.


Let that sink in.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 19, 2024 01:22 PM (oJb1g)

========

"Don't be so hard on them. They used their exclusive ability to control spending bills to defund both NPR and PP, build a wall for a cool $5 billion, AND audited the Pentagon, cutting out tens of billions of dollars of waste.

I mean, that's what extended Republican control of the House did, right?"
-30 years ago

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 01:23 PM (GBKbO)

65 56 50 Anyone still think this manifesto is just the usual insane tranny ranting? Or is everyone on my side of the thinking that it directly implicates other actors that the Regime does not want implicated?
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

=======

"I was approached by Kamala, groomed by Obama, and the Pritzker family bought me my guns."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 01:21 PM (GBKbO)
_______

"And Obama told me the truth about his drowned 'chef'"

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 01:23 PM (iFTx/)

66 37
Was Mike Johnson an early round graft choice for Speaker?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 01:19 PM (RKVpM)

Sadly, there aren't any fire-breathing warriors there that we'd actually approve of.

Posted by: XTC at April 19, 2024 01:24 PM (UnA8+)

67 65 "And Obama told me the truth about his drowned 'chef'"
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 01:23 PM (iFTx/)

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That his soufflés always collapsed out of the oven?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

68 It's like a 70s talk show.

MIRV griftin'.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 01:21 PM (9yWhg)

With a sidekick of sex trafficking.

Posted by: Arthur Treacher at April 19, 2024 01:24 PM (0eaVi)

69
Nothing that American boys that bleed Red, White and Blue can't solve!

Posted by: It wouldn't surprise me at April 19, 2024 01:21 PM


My vote is for a draft 100% composed of recipients of student loan debt relief. If Women's Studies Majors can't rein the Russkies in then no one can.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 01:24 PM (RKVpM)

70 It's like a 70s talk show.

MIRV griftin'.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 01:21 PM (9yWhg)

A tip of the cap to you, sir.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2024 01:24 PM (FCbAQ)

71 So there is honor among thieves.

Posted by: Eromero at April 19, 2024 01:24 PM (o2ZRX)

72 @67

>>That his soufflés always collapsed out of the oven?

There were at least 3 Odd Couple episodes that hinged on collapsed soufflés.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 19, 2024 01:25 PM (oJb1g)

73 28 "The House just voted overwhelmingly to advance the foreign aid bill for Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan, and Gaza."

"And Gaza." We are literally financing both sides of the Israel-Hamas war. Like "literally" in its actual meaning. MIC and grifters are gonna make serious bank, though. That's all that matters.


oceania has always been at war with oceania

Posted by: anachronda at April 19, 2024 01:25 PM (v3pYe)

74 "And Obama told me the truth about his drowned 'chef'"

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 01:23 PM (iFTx/)

Yet another blockbuster story the media was very, very uncurious about.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 01:25 PM (KbCG3)

75 ... Their lawyers argue that her writings should not be released because the families own the copyright to her writings, after Hale's family gave them up.

“Imagine us going to Taylor Swift’s residence and they collect Ms. Swift’s writings and found 10 new songs,” the attorney said in court. “We are in the same position as Ms. Swift. This is copyright and shouldn’t be public.”
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2024 01:21 PM (PI/SC)
++++
That's retarded, sir.

If copyright is surrendered, it enters the public domain. You can't just go and claim it for yourself.

Not to mention that this might not be copyrightable anyway, because it was produced in connection with a crime. And even if it is copyrightable, and somehow these people can claim to own the copyright, that doesn't justify secrecy and fair use would certainly apply anyway.

This is pretty dumb.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 01:26 PM (HnUIn)

76 I LOVED Sarah Jessica Parker in 'Whore Horse'. The movie was sad, though. All those poor horsies in WW1!

Posted by: Cicero KABOOM! KID low-carb cannibal diet guru at April 19, 2024 01:26 PM (hirWM)

77 39 And $9B for Hamas and Gaza as another bipartisan payout to the Ds
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To help them in the election against RFKJ and Trump, both.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 01:26 PM (vtyCZ)

78 75 Not to mention that this might not be copyrightable anyway, because it was produced in connection with a crime. And even if it is copyrightable, and somehow these people can claim to own the copyright, that doesn't justify secrecy and fair use would certainly apply anyway.

This is pretty dumb.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 01:26 PM (HnUIn)

========

Maybe the school really is a hotbed of abuse and some of the parents know that they're implicated?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

79 “Imagine us going to Taylor Swift’s residence and they collect Ms. Swift’s writings and found 10 new songs,” the attorney said in court. “We are in the same position as Ms. Swift. This is copyright and shouldn’t be public.”
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2024 01:21 PM (PI/SC)


Best. Analogy. Ever.

Posted by: Judge Swifty at April 19, 2024 01:27 PM (OguvZ)

80 BOHICA, taxpayers!

Posted by: boynsea at April 19, 2024 01:27 PM (cx155)

81 So, are the victims' families planning to publish the manifesto themselves and profit from its sale? That would seem to be the only reason for insisting on the copyright. If so, it's a really ghoulish thing to do, profiting off the deaths of their loved ones.

My guess is that there's some ambulance-chasing lawyer putting them up to this shit.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 01:27 PM (9yWhg)

82 Maybe the school really is a hotbed of abuse and some of the parents know that they're implicated?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 01:26 PM (GBKbO)
++++
I don't care what the reason is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 01:27 PM (HnUIn)

83 Who knew they were so picky?

@MailOnline 4h
'They wouldn't just eat any white men that fell from the sky': Outraged Papua New Guinea academics lash out at Biden's 'unacceptable' suggestion that cannibals ate his WW2 pilot uncle https://trib.al/ZiJMJ2P

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 01:27 PM (IG4Id)

84 “Imagine us going to Taylor Swift’s residence and they collect Ms. Swift’s writings and found 10 new songs,” the attorney said in court. “We are in the same position as Ms. Swift. This is copyright and shouldn’t be public.”

What the actual fuck? This is the stupidest legal argument since the last time Ketanji Jackson opened her pie hole.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 19, 2024 01:27 PM (2ocoG)

85 The families of the christian school tranny shooter are claiming copyright to the manifesto to block its release.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2024 01:14 PM (PI/SC)

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Netflix and DEIsney will be in a bidding war to buy the movie rights.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 01:27 PM (LGZQv)

86 I don't want the Dems running the house committees and killing any investigations.
Posted by: Liberty at April 19, 2024 01:22 PM (e8fK3)

Since those investigations have been the source of so many sternly worded letters and speeches, and the occassional talk show appearance for bloviating, I understand.

It's hard to let that kind of entertainment go.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2024 01:27 PM (FCbAQ)

87 >>> I'm starting to think that having a succession of closeted homosexuals as their legislative leaders isn't working out for Republican voters.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at April 19, 2024 01:20 PM (3vCGB)


It cracks me up that a lot of O'Keefe's sting videos center around getting honey-pot guys to bedazzle gay boys in different administrations and corporations. They blab and blab. I'm sure the Rs are the same, just gayer. Cawthorn hinted at that.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 01:28 PM (Y6IkP)

88 Covenant School victims families' are fighting against the release of shooter Audrey Hale's writings, likening their release to stealing Taylor Swift's songs and violating copyright.

Their lawyers argue that her writings should not be released because the families own the copyright to her writings, after Hale's family gave them up.

“Imagine us going to Taylor Swift’s residence and they collect Ms. Swift’s writings and found 10 new songs,” the attorney said in court. “We are in the same position as Ms. Swift. This is copyright and shouldn’t be public.”
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2024 01:21 PM (PI/SC)

It's like using right to privacy as justification for beating your spouse to death. As long as it was in the privacy of your own home, right?

Fucking lawyers, man...

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 01:28 PM (JAhdn)

89 It cracks me up that a lot of O'Keefe's sting videos center around getting honey-pot guys to bedazzle gay boys in different administrations and corporations. They blab and blab. I'm sure the Rs are the same, just gayer. Cawthorn hinted at that.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 01:28 PM (Y6IkP)


Cawthorn getting railroaded out of his seat by the Ronna Romney RNC also hints at that.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 19, 2024 01:29 PM (2ocoG)

90 Oh, wait. I see that the shyster attorneys are already involved.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 01:29 PM (9yWhg)

91 i'll bet mccain is real proud of the speaker, whereever he (i mean johnson, maybe he's at lunch now, we can readily imagine where mccain is if not whose ass he's kissing)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 19, 2024 01:29 PM (B1FKF)

92
When future historians write of the 100 years war between Papua New Guinea and the United States, Joe Biden isn't gonna look too good. What a bonehead.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 01:29 PM (RKVpM)

93 >>> Who knew they were so picky?

@MailOnline 4h
'They wouldn't just eat any white men that fell from the sky': Outraged Papua New Guinea academics lash out at Biden's 'unacceptable' suggestion that cannibals ate his WW2 pilot uncle https://trib.al/ZiJMJ2P
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 01:27 PM (IG4Id)


It's a good thing they never invented Lawry's Seasoned Salt.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 01:30 PM (Y6IkP)

94 The junta has a majority in Congress.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 01:30 PM (RIvkX)

95 Is Johnson's litter box being held hostage?

Posted by: Furry Squirrel with Giant Furry Nuts at April 19, 2024 01:30 PM (Zz86T)

96 The kids are alright.

Biden says little kids giving him the finger "happens all the time" as he's driving through rural towns

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 01:31 PM (FVME7)

97 Thing about manifestos is that they're meant for free public consumption by their very nature.

No one ever paywalled a manifesto.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 01:31 PM (JAhdn)

98 Why are we giving money to Gaza??? Further why giving our money to anyone outside of the USA?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 19, 2024 01:31 PM (d2bW3)

99 Leave Johnson alone! If we keep resisting him, we'll end up with Speaker Jeffries! Is that what you want?

Posted by: Sen. Cardin's Gay Intern at April 19, 2024 01:31 PM (Txzd6)

100 97 Thing about manifestos is that they're meant for free public consumption by their very nature.

No one ever paywalled a manifesto.
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 01:31 PM (JAhdn)

=======

The best are behind paywalls.

Send $25 to my Venmo, and I'll show you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

101 It's not called the Uniparty for nuthin.

Posted by: mrp at April 19, 2024 01:32 PM (rj6Yv)

102 That the victims families are fighting so ferociously against the truth coming out sure activates the almonds, doesn't it?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 19, 2024 01:32 PM (O1gXl)

103 No one ever paywalled a manifesto.

the NYT put the Unabomber's right in the first section

Posted by: brak at April 19, 2024 01:32 PM (AR07F)

104 93 It's a good thing they never invented Lawry's Seasoned Salt.

i hear that in papua new guinea it's called bosey's seasoned salt.

Posted by: anachronda at April 19, 2024 01:32 PM (v3pYe)

105 96 The kids are alright.

Biden says little kids giving him the finger "happens all the time" as he's driving through rural towns

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 01:31 PM (FVME7)

Are you sure he means it the way the rest of us do?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 01:32 PM (KbCG3)

106 Yasir Arafat's pension and widows just got fatter.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 01:32 PM (RIvkX)

107 When future historians write of the 100 years war between Papua New Guinea and the United States, Joe Biden isn't gonna look too good. What a bonehead.

The New Guinea...ins? ate a 9 year old girl and Biden had a heart attack and died.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 19, 2024 01:32 PM (2ocoG)

108 Cawthorn getting railroaded out of his seat by the Ronna Romney RNC also hints at that.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 19, 2024 01:29 PM (2ocoG)

Thumb Tillis played a large role in it, too.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 01:33 PM (JAhdn)

109 Why are we giving money to Gaza??? Further why giving our money to anyone outside of the USA?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 19, 2024 01:31 PM (d2bW3)
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1. Because the US is a current ally of Iran and a historical ally of Israel and it is an election year so the US is doing what it always does and is trying to have its cake and eat it, too by supporting both sides of the conflict in hops of holding on the associated interest groups within the Party.
2. Because we're an empire, and empires have to support their possessions and retain favorable access to them. Like all empires before us, we are dying of bankruptcy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 01:33 PM (HnUIn)

110 The junta has a majority in Congress.

It's not a junta. It's the expression of the political will of two parties that agree on one thing - there should only be two political parties.

It's been like this since the end of WW II. So much so, that even Ike spoke out about it as we walked out the White House door.

Its why I laugh, mock, and cuss whenever anyone talks about "taking back" the GOP. It was never ours to begin with.

Posted by: Its Always Been Like This at April 19, 2024 01:33 PM (rcDDC)

111 Pupusa New Guinea? That sounds delicious.
-- Joe Biden

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 01:33 PM (9yWhg)

112 The best are behind paywalls.

Send $25 to my Venmo, and I'll show you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

*Taps chin*

Alright, give me the link.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 01:34 PM (JAhdn)

113 It's not a tranifesto, it's an operetta. She hasn't even had time to set it to music.

Posted by: zombie clarence darrow at April 19, 2024 01:34 PM (myMpi)

114
Why are we giving money to Gaza??? Further why giving our money to anyone outside of the USA?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 19, 2024 01:31 PM


There seems to be some sort of one to one correspondence between the people who hate us and the amount of money we give them.

I think a movie was made decades ago about some tiny country who declared war on the USA just for the graft.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 01:34 PM (RKVpM)

115 105 96 The kids are alright.

Biden says little kids giving him the finger "happens all the time" as he's driving through rural towns

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 01:31 PM (FVME7)

Are you sure he means it the way the rest of us do?


we're just hoping he doesn't mean it the way they do in papua new guinea.

Posted by: anachronda at April 19, 2024 01:35 PM (v3pYe)

116 Its why I laugh, mock, and cuss whenever anyone talks about "taking back" the GOP. It was never ours to begin with.

yes, we've always been the real RINOs

Posted by: brak at April 19, 2024 01:35 PM (AR07F)

117 Stop with the drama!

You're still voting R in Nov!

Posted by: Speaker MAGA Mike at April 19, 2024 01:35 PM (tN3kf)

118 112 *Taps chin*

Alright, give me the link.
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 01:34 PM (JAhdn)

========

Shit!

*scrounges around for decent facsimile of a manifesto*
*dusts off old book found in corner*
*reads cover haphazardly, fails to recognize it as Julia Child's Guide to French Cooking Volume II*

*sends link*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 01:35 PM (GBKbO)

119 There seems to be some sort of one to one correspondence between the people who hate us and the amount of money we give them.

True. Putin doesn't give a fuck about us for the most part, so DC is big mad about it.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 19, 2024 01:35 PM (2ocoG)

120 “Imagine us going to Taylor Swift’s residence and they collect Ms. Swift’s writings and found 10 new songs,” the attorney said in court. “We are in the same position as Ms. Swift. This is copyright and shouldn’t be public.”

What if Tay-tay's songs were the primary evidence in a major crime? Would that change things? I imagine it would. No one would be allowed to hide evidence behind a claim of copyright.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 19, 2024 01:35 PM (/y8xj)

121 What if Tay-tay's songs were the primary evidence in a major crime? Would that change things? I imagine it would. No one would be allowed to hide evidence behind a claim of copyright.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 19, 2024 01:35 PM (/y8xj)
++++
More than that, assume she wrote the song explicitly as a part of the commission of the crime.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 01:36 PM (HnUIn)

122 I think a movie was made decades ago about some tiny country who declared war on the USA just for the graft.
Posted by: Divide by Zero


The Mouse That Roared. I think Peter Sellers was in it. Never seen it, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 01:36 PM (9yWhg)

123 I would be sanguine about markedly decreasing foreign military aid, in particular to Israel, if it weren't the policy of the current administration to give Iran everything they want, including many billions of dollars.

Israel needs the counterbalance of military aid.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2024 01:36 PM (gSZYf)

124 "Why are we giving money to Gaza???"

So Hamas can spend all their money on fighting Israel ... of course.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2024 01:36 PM (Cus5s)

125 Tangent:

My favorite bit of historical idiocy from a politician was when someone said that without copyright, we'd never have Shakespeare...who wrote without copyright and had his stuff stolen all the time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

126
It's like a 70s talk show.

MIRV griftin'.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


MIRV Griffith

https://youtu.be/7KSOTfLFVwc

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2024 01:37 PM (63Dwl)

127 I used to vote straight ticket R. Now I vote for a few Rs, Ls, and Indy’s. Now “Republican” to me is defined as a person affiliated with a party that is willing to lie to a greater number of people. That brand is pure garbage. Fuck it, bring on the burning times.

Posted by: Cooldawg at April 19, 2024 01:37 PM (FvNw3)

128 The "spice" must flow.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 19, 2024 01:37 PM (bNf8H)

129 *reads cover haphazardly, fails to recognize it as Julia Child's Guide to French Cooking Volume II*

*sends link*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 01:35 PM (GBKbO)

Is it me or are these bomb making instructions very high in carbs?

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 01:37 PM (JAhdn)

130 >>> Republican Reps. Chip Roy, Thomas Massie, and Ralph Norman voted against the rule, expressing frustration that aid to Ukraine was not paired with conservative border security provisions.
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Doesn't mean that these three are Conservative. They coat roomed this, determined it wasn't going to pass, then picked the nay voters who needed/wanted to burnish their home credibility.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 01:37 PM (PRpm0)

131 Mike Johnson Finds a Way, Despite the Odds. House Speaker Mike Johnson is on the verge of doing something hardly anyone expected: passing a comprehensive foreign aid package that adequately funds the Ukrainians in their fight against the Russians.

Johnson has made himself the primary target of the Freedom Caucus by requiring Democrats to come to his aid on the Rules Committee. After the committee vote, Johnson won’t be done relying on Democrats: He’ll need their votes to pass the rule to bring the bills to the House floor, and maybe again to fend off an attempt by Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene and her allies to oust him.

Johnson’s gambit depends on his getting support from Democrats on the Rules Committee. But here’s the thing: That just doesn’t happen. Like, ever. The Twitter account Ringwiss notes that “It would appear that never in recorded history have minority members of the Rules Committee voted in favour of reporting a rule to make up for majority votes against it.”

I want to stress that this is not a done deal by any means. Many things can happen in the next 48 hours that could blow it all up.

Posted by: Intercepted The Bulwark Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 19, 2024 01:38 PM (JCZqz)

132 I'm starting to think that having a succession of closeted homosexuals as their legislative leaders isn't working out for Republican voters.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at April 19, 2024 01:20 PM (3vCGB)

Not like the out-of-closet ones are any better.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 01:38 PM (tkR6S)

133 This is some MKUltra shit, innit?

@8NewsNow
Fire breaks out at historic Oregon hotel used in 'The Shining'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 01:38 PM (IG4Id)

134 If we all focus on one artery in his skull, maybe we can pop it like popcorn.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 19, 2024 01:39 PM (J8LnB)

135 FUCK 'EM ALL

Posted by: anon at April 19, 2024 01:39 PM (RqMDa)

136 My favorite bit of historical idiocy from a politician was when someone said that without copyright, we'd never have Shakespeare...who wrote without copyright and had his stuff stolen all the time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I don't think copyright enforcement came to be a big thing until Dickens came along and started going after folks who were doing unauthorized stage adaptations of his works.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 01:39 PM (9yWhg)

137 >>Not like the out-of-closet ones are any better.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 01:38 PM (tkR6S)
___
But less susceptible to blackmail.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 19, 2024 01:39 PM (bNf8H)

138 Somebody set himself on fire outside the Trump trial.

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 19, 2024 01:40 PM (+zECz)

139 “Imagine us going to Taylor Swift’s residence and they collect Ms. Swift’s writings and found 10 new songs,” the attorney said in court. “We are in the same position as Ms. Swift. This is copyright and shouldn’t be public.”

Imagine, if someone killed your child - and you know they were both batshit crazy and also wrote down exactly why they should be mocked, minimized, and otherwise frozen out of the public square as well as all those like them - and yet you engaged in lawfare to make sure that doesn't happen.

And that's these parents. A lot of dumb shit gets said around here, and I've said some dumb shit as well - like this next nugget. That a liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet. Turns out, that's not how it works at all.

Posted by: Its Always Been Like This at April 19, 2024 01:40 PM (rcDDC)

140 You will never change national policy long term by voting. The system in DC is too rich and too entrenched. Replace one Lindsey Graham you get a Lindsey Graham clone in xer place. You must change the system itself and what that requires most Americans don't have anymore. The Founders didn't rid themselves of the British Crown by voting.

Posted by: Pantloadius Hero of the Greeks at April 19, 2024 01:40 PM (Yg/ZT)

141 Anyone still think this manifesto is just the usual insane tranny ranting? Or is everyone on my side of the thinking that it directly implicates other actors that the Regime does not want implicated?
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

Bingo!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 01:40 PM (tkR6S)

142 Do you get the feeling that this is just the last of the paper shuffling before the collapse? I do.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 19, 2024 01:40 PM (lTGtQ)

143 The Senate of the Late Roman Republic was a mockery of representative government. Just a collection of corrupt, venal, self-dealing oligarchs trying to outmaneuver each other and grab as much wealth and power as humanly possible, in a system that had lost any semblance of accountability or civic duty.

But even a piece of shit like Quintus Servilius Caepio the Elder would blush if he could see what's become of this once-mighty Republic. It's just astounding to behold.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 01:40 PM (0FoWg)

144 so, it seem slike some protestor just set himself on fire at the PDJT trial....

hope he's not well done and not too crispy...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 19, 2024 01:40 PM (bving)

145 What you stop to think about it, this shithole Johnson is basically saying "I don't give a shit that this country is going down in flames, we're going to send taxpayer money all over the globe, to satisfy our corporate overlords."

In another time, another place, this would be considered treason. A more sane and reasonable time and place than the nightmare in which we are living.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 01:40 PM (dGCAG)

146 >>>1. Because the US is a current ally of Iran and a historical ally of Israel and it is an election year so the US is doing what it always does and is trying to have its cake and eat it, too by supporting both sides of the conflict in hops of holding on the associated interest groups within the Party.
2. Because we're an empire, and empires have to support their possessions and retain favorable access to them. Like all empires before us, we are dying of bankruptcy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Well said. And same from Divide By Zero

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 19, 2024 01:40 PM (d2bW3)

147 More than that, assume she wrote the song explicitly as a part of the commission of the crime.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 01:36 PM (HnUIn)

You don't even need the analogy.

What if she wrote a "song" that was exactly this particular text in question?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 01:41 PM (GkFGh)

148 >>>Somebody set himself on fire outside the Trump trial.
Posted by: Lost in Space

Sadly, it wasn't Biden.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 19, 2024 01:41 PM (d2bW3)

149 Somebody set himself on fire outside the Trump trial.
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 19, 2024 01:40 PM (+zECz)

We should all be so lucky.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 01:41 PM (dGCAG)

150
The Mouse That Roared. I think Peter Sellers was in it. Never seen it, though.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

==========

Peter ustinov. I haven't seen it either but I want to. We should have a watch party.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at April 19, 2024 01:42 PM (ny95y)

151
An Egyptian investigative journalist who exposed the acquisition of a luxury villa by Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenksyy’s mother-in-law in El-Gouna has been found dead, according to a report on Friday by El Mostaqbal.

The independent journalist, Mohammed Al-Alawi, reported on the purchase of the villa for $4.85 million in August by Olga Kiyashko, leaking alleged documents as proof of his claims. The report raised questions of corruption and misappropriation of US financial aid to Ukraine by the Zelenskyy family.


look, maybe Zelensky needs another house

Posted by: brak at April 19, 2024 01:42 PM (AR07F)

152 I'm so pissed at this... Damned Johnson... I bet McCarthy wouldn't have been any worse.. Probably better

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 01:42 PM (Akjoo)

153 Johnson’s gambit depends on his getting support from Democrats on the Rules Committee. But here’s the thing: That just doesn’t happen. Like, ever. The Twitter account Ringwiss notes that “It would appear that never in recorded history have minority members of the Rules Committee voted in favour of reporting a rule to make up for majority votes against it.”

Posted by: Intercepted The Bulwark Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 19, 2024 01:38 PM (JCZqz)

It would appear that Johnson's sole role was to get more money for Ukraine without positively impacting the border. Given that he may even be ousted over this, looks like a kamikaze mission.

Wouldn't be shocked if he faces a vote, gets ousted and then retires. He has played his part. That'll do, pig. That'll do.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 01:43 PM (KbCG3)

154 so, it seem slike some protestor just set himself on fire at the PDJT trial....

hope he's not well done and not too crispy...
Posted by: SturmToddler

The Papuan consulate just placed a call to Uber Eats...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 01:43 PM (9yWhg)

155 I'm so pissed at this... Damned Johnson... I bet McCarthy wouldn't have been any worse.. Probably better
Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 01:42 PM (Akjoo)
++++
McCarthy never met a spending or amnesty bill he didn't love.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 01:43 PM (HnUIn)

156 Not in the too distant past there was complaint about MTG wanting to dump Johnson. Well...?
I think, basically, Johnson is a good guy and MTG would better serve by using some of her physEd workout routines on some house members, Out behind the barn if necessary. Also, Stefanic is not without responsibility, she's the whip and should learn how to use it.

Steffi, call up Tom DeLay he's got some advice you can use.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 01:43 PM (PRpm0)

157 We'll get em next time, champ!

Posted by: Speakers Hastert, Boehner, and Ryan, soon McCarthy at April 19, 2024 01:44 PM (tN3kf)

158 What's the person got to do around this place to get a bill to close the southern border?

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 19, 2024 01:44 PM (+zECz)

159 Let me ask a question that I hope gets answered. Could Johnson be doing this to appease the RINOs so that they don't resign or become Dems and the Republicans loose the majority? If that happens the Democrats ram this bill through anyway but Republicans loose the Speaker

Posted by: anon at April 19, 2024 01:44 PM (RqMDa)

160 Do you get the feeling that this is just the last of the paper shuffling before the collapse? I do.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 19, 2024 01:40 PM (lTGtQ)

They say trannies are prominently on display in several past civilizations, just before the collapse.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 01:44 PM (dGCAG)

161 The Russians are slowly grinding the Ukes into dust. Nothing that they're voting on in DC will change the outcome , it'll just produce more dead. If the Russians do win they could create chaos in US by releasing all of the records showing how many US politicians are in on the grift

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 19, 2024 01:44 PM (Wjvnb)

162 My favorite bit of historical idiocy from a politician was when someone said that without copyright, we'd never have Shakespeare...who wrote without copyright and had his stuff stolen all the time.

Almost all of Shakespeare's plays are adaptations of earlier works. IIRC The Tempest is the only actual original plot; the rest were really just punched up with better dialogue. (And a character tweaked here and there.)

That's not a slam on the Bard. Trends change-- sometimes adaptations are all the rage, sometimes not.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 19, 2024 01:44 PM (l8gTz)

163 What you stop to think about it, this shithole Johnson is basically saying "I don't give a shit that this country is going down in flames, we're going to send taxpayer money all over the globe, to satisfy our corporate overlords."

Most people don't think - I know that. I know it by just a little over fifty years of observation.

Most people, early on, develop a set of behaviors. And those don't change. We call them "beliefs" - I call them "faiths". And their typical response, when the currents of life run counter to their set course, is to row harder. Like a boat with no sail and no rudder.

That's people.

Posted by: Its Always Been Like This at April 19, 2024 01:44 PM (rcDDC)

164 The British who until now voted Tory have decided to go with "No Seats," wherein they either stay home or vote for Labor to crash the faux two-party system and accelerate the country's collapse. That idea is not without merit.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2024 01:44 PM (KSNKu)

165 Not really cheering for it, but a Russian victory over Ukraine could open the Ukraine files for the world to see just how deep the corruption in Ukraine really runs. I've long since concluded that Ukraine is one of the key hotspots / transfer points for world-wide corruption. If those files are ever opened, we would learn that there isn't a significant politician in the world who is not dancing to some tune which is being called through that corrupt network.

Posted by: Beelzebubba at April 19, 2024 01:44 PM (TOe+Q)

166 The weekend is here

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 01:45 PM (fwDg9)

167 I don't think copyright enforcement came to be a big thing until Dickens came along and started going after folks who were doing unauthorized stage adaptations of his works.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 01:39 PM (9yWhg)


The notable success of the ribald musical Cum Dumpster Havisham was the last straw for Dickens.

Posted by: spindrift at April 19, 2024 01:45 PM (OguvZ)

168 wow, so just saw the video, that dude was fully engulfed. no getting out of that one.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 19, 2024 01:46 PM (bving)

169 As one does...

@BNONews 1m
JUST IN: Man sets himself on fire outside Manhattan Criminal Courthouse

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 01:46 PM (IG4Id)

170 Has the time come for a new party to replace the Republican party?

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 19, 2024 01:46 PM (+zECz)

171 Let me ask a question that I hope gets answered. Could Johnson be doing this to appease the RINOs so that they don't resign or become Dems and the Republicans loose the majority? If that happens the Democrats ram this bill through anyway but Republicans loose the Speaker
Posted by: anon at April 19, 2024 01:44 PM (RqMDa)

No. Johnson is doing this because he's a gay homosexual pedophile, and doesn't want them to release the photos of his victims, nor the autopsy results.

Same result, so frankly, I don't care why, as it obviously doesn't make a damn bit of difference who's in the Speaker chair.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 01:46 PM (dGCAG)

172 168 wow, so just saw the video, that dude was fully engulfed. no getting out of that one.
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 19, 2024 01:46 PM (bving)

What was he protesting ? Life ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 01:46 PM (Akjoo)

173 170 Has the time come for a new party to replace the Republican party?
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 19, 2024 01:46 PM (+zECz)

It did: 1996.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2024 01:47 PM (KSNKu)

174 "If the Russians do win they could create chaos in US by releasing all of the records showing how many US politicians are in on the grift"

or maybe they just keep the kompromat as leverage against those politicians? It seems most of Congress is owned by someone, or by multiple someones.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2024 01:47 PM (Cus5s)

175 Has the time come for a new party to replace the Republican party?
Posted by: Lost in Space

You misspelled "Uniparty."

And, yes.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 01:47 PM (9yWhg)

176 173 170 Has the time come for a new party to replace the Republican party?
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 19, 2024 01:46 PM (+zECz)


Yes.. The No Bullshit Party

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 01:48 PM (Akjoo)

177 >>>JUST IN: Man sets himself on fire outside Manhattan Criminal Courthouse

MAGA cultist or TDS wacko?

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 19, 2024 01:48 PM (xPl2J)

178 Johnson is supposed to be on Bongino's show in 15 minutes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2024 01:48 PM (63Dwl)

179 You notice the Big Promise of the usual Failure Theater isn't even being bothered with?

I mean, not too many years ago, they'd at least try to lie to us that, if we eat this shit sandwich today, we'll get steak tomorrow.

The most famous being passing Obamacare in exchange for a vote on raising the debt ceiling.

Now?
It's all F you voters, we're doing what we want.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 19, 2024 01:48 PM (yikga)

180
The Russians are slowly grinding the Ukes into dust. Nothing that they're voting on in DC will change the outcome , it'll just produce more dead. If the Russians do win they could create chaos in US by releasing all of the records showing how many US politicians are in on the grift

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 19, 2024 01:44 PM


Yup. I think Vlad already knows plenty, but something in his KGB background implores him to never show his cards. Odd, to me.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 01:48 PM (RKVpM)

181 Johnson is turning into another Rino, I think any conservative can be conned into the Deep State in a matter of time

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 01:48 PM (fwDg9)

182 No. Johnson is doing this because he's a gay homosexual pedophile, and doesn't want them to release the photos of his victims, nor the autopsy results.

No idea if he's gay, or a pedo. I do know he's a Republican highly enough connected to get a leadership position. So he's an asshole - because it takes an asshole to get a leadership position in the GOP.

All he's doing is pushing forward the collective will of the GOP.

Posted by: Its Always Been Like This at April 19, 2024 01:48 PM (rcDDC)

183 Somebody set himself on fire outside the Trump trial.
Posted by: Lost in Space

Were they able to save his pussy hat?

Posted by: burn bitch burn at April 19, 2024 01:49 PM (myMpi)

184 No. Johnson is doing this because he's a gay homosexual pedophile, and doesn't want them to release the photos of his victims, nor the autopsy results.

Same result, so frankly, I don't care why, as it obviously doesn't make a damn bit of difference who's in the Speaker chair.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 01:46 PM (dGCAG)

The mysterious "black son" who had not been legally adopted and turned up in California arrest records says "hi." As I recall, Matt Gaetz had a Cuban version.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2024 01:49 PM (KSNKu)

185 I wonder how many spending bills would be passed if they included a forensic accounting of where all the money went and penalties for diverting funds back to Congress or their families?

Posted by: Advo at April 19, 2024 01:49 PM (VHN21)

186 >>>
Wouldn't be shocked if he faces a vote, gets ousted and then retires. He has played his part. That'll do, pig. That'll do.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
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Running through speaker after speaker is not the answer. Those estray Republicans, and there are many, must be wrangled in before the Speaker can do his job.

Johnson is a good man who has been lashed to the barrel. That rules committee needs its butt kicked and those 151 strays need to go through the dipping vat.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 01:49 PM (PRpm0)

187 What good would would opposing this bill do if Republicans loose the House and the Democrats pass it anyway ?

Posted by: anon at April 19, 2024 01:49 PM (RqMDa)

188 The Russians are slowly grinding the Ukes into dust. Nothing that they're voting on in DC will change the outcome , it'll just produce more dead. If the Russians do win they could create chaos in US by releasing all of the records showing how many US politicians are in on the grift
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 19, 2024 01:44 PM (Wjvnb)

What blows my mind is france, which isn't even part of Nato, calling for Nato troops to go in and try to change the outcome.

Think about that one. We've had too many American lives lost because of french fudgery, and the U.S. mindlessly allowing ourselves to be sent in to clean up after them.

Never again.

Gee, where have I heard that phrase before.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 01:49 PM (dGCAG)

189 wow, so just saw the video, that dude was fully engulfed. no getting out of that one.
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 19, 2024 01:46 PM (bving)

What was he protesting ? Life ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 01:46 PM (Akjoo)

not any more....

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 19, 2024 01:50 PM (bving)

190
Not really cheering for it, but a Russian victory over Ukraine could open the Ukraine files for the world to see just how deep the corruption in Ukraine really runs.

FAKE DOCS!

Posted by: It's what they'll say at April 19, 2024 01:50 PM (63Dwl)

191 Hey, do you think they will do a poll to see how much support there is for these give-a ways with the American people?

Posted by: Orson at April 19, 2024 01:51 PM (dIske)

192 Has the time come for a new party to replace the Republican party?

It came when the response to the Tea Party wave was the GOP crushing the Tea Party wave. But people, being what they are, just had to believe in the GOP - because that's what they believed for a few decades - and also shout down anyone who suggested any different.

Posted by: Its Always Been Like This at April 19, 2024 01:51 PM (rcDDC)

193 Running through speaker after speaker is not the answer.

Works for me. Barracks emperors. If they can't produce, they get it in the neck. Too bad, so sad.

Posted by: but what will become of capital gains?!? at April 19, 2024 01:51 PM (myMpi)

194 Congrats on funding the foreign wars, speaker Johnson! So what’s next?

SoTH : now were gonna cut social security and medicare!

Posted by: Oglebay at April 19, 2024 01:51 PM (7fVdQ)

195 159 Let me ask a question that I hope gets answered. Could Johnson be doing this to appease the RINOs so that they don't resign or become Dems and the Republicans loose the majority? If that happens the Democrats ram this bill through anyway but Republicans loose the Speaker

Posted by: anon
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Yes. And those 151 and those on the rules committee should be actively opposed at home.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 01:51 PM (PRpm0)

196 Johnson has done some good, impeachment, biden inquiry, investigation of Hunter, etc

Posted by: anon at April 19, 2024 01:51 PM (RqMDa)

197 What good would would opposing this bill do if Republicans loose the House and the Democrats pass it anyway ?
Posted by: anon at April 19, 2024 01:49 PM (RqMDa)

What good would it do, if someone intends to rape you in the ass, to resist him, if he's just going to end up raping you anyway.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 01:51 PM (dGCAG)

198 The only purpose of the Republican Party was to provide the illusion that voters had a "choice". They no longer even provide that service.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at April 19, 2024 01:52 PM (PWI4f)

199 This bikini brunette at twilight is pretty sure that the US congress does not have the best interests of Americans in mind:
http://tiny.cc/if4txz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 01:52 PM (HnUIn)

200 Yes. And those 151 and those on the rules committee should be actively opposed at home.

And be labeled as pariahs to the party.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 01:52 PM (PRpm0)

201 Somebody has just set himself on fire outside the Trump trial.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Child Molester! at April 19, 2024 01:52 PM (YAtuc)

202 Johnson is a good man who has been lashed to the barrel. That rules committee needs its butt kicked and those 151 strays need to go through the dipping vat.

Horse. Shit. Nobody made Johnson do a damn thing. He does what he does because he wants to. This is what he's done.

And it's not like he was drafted into the job. Do the job. No more bitching because "it's hard" or "we have to do something".

Johnson is a jack-ass. Like all those before him.

Posted by: Its Always Been Like This at April 19, 2024 01:53 PM (rcDDC)

203 Johnson has done some good, impeachment, biden inquiry, investigation of Hunter, etc
Posted by: anon at April 19, 2024 01:51 PM (RqMDa)

yeah, but i suspect he only did it knowing that schumer, romney, et al were going to protect him by not allowing anything to actually happen

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 19, 2024 01:53 PM (bving)

204 Johnson has done some good, impeachment, biden inquiry, investigation of Hunter, etc

And where are the results to show for it?

Posted by: Oddbob at April 19, 2024 01:53 PM (/y8xj)

205
What good would it do, if someone intends to rape you in the ass, to resist him, if he's just going to end up raping you anyway.

Maybe you stop the next few rapes?

Posted by: anon at April 19, 2024 01:53 PM (RqMDa)

206 No idea if he's gay, or a pedo. I do know he's a Republican highly enough connected to get a leadership position. So he's an asshole - because it takes an asshole to get a leadership position in the GOP.

All he's doing is pushing forward the collective will of the GOP.
Posted by: Its Always Been Like This at April 19, 2024 01:48 PM (rcDDC)

Yeah, I don't know either, but as they say, at this point what difference does it make.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 01:53 PM (dGCAG)

207 200 Yes. And those 151 and those on the rules committee should be actively opposed at home.

And be labeled as pariahs to the party.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 01:52 PM (PRpm0)

They are perfect reflections of the Republican Party, those 151. Either ditch that controlled opposition motherfucker or keep being used like a little bitch.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2024 01:54 PM (KSNKu)

208 Running through speaker after speaker is not the answer. Those estray Republicans, and there are many, must be wrangled in before the Speaker can do his job.

Johnson is a good man who has been lashed to the barrel. That rules committee needs its butt kicked and those 151 strays need to go through the dipping vat.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 01:49 PM (PRpm0)
++++
Lashed to the barrel, crushed by the barrel.

Do it enough times and either the party shitbags fall into line, or the party collapses under its own weight and dies. Either way, it's an improvement over the duplicitous scumbags who piss me and claim it's raining.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 01:54 PM (HnUIn)

209 Somebody has just set himself on fire outside the Trump trial.

Boy, somebody was really pissed off that he missed out on the Trump malt giveaway at Chik-Fil-A.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 01:54 PM (9yWhg)

210 202 Johnson is a good man who has been lashed to the barrel. That rules committee needs its butt kicked and those 151 strays need to go through the dipping vat.

Horse. Shit. Nobody made Johnson do a damn thing. He does what he does because he wants to. This is what he's done.

And it's not like he was drafted into the job. Do the job. No more bitching because "it's hard" or "we have to do something".

Johnson is a jack-ass. Like all those before him.
Posted by: Its Always Been Like This at April 19, 2024 01:53 PM (rcDDC)

Yeah, his hands were so tied here that he...appealed to the opposition to approve the bill.

F him.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 01:54 PM (KbCG3)

211 Let me ask a question that I hope gets answered. Could Johnson be doing this to appease the RINOs so that they don't resign or become Dems and the Republicans loose the majority? 
---
Possibly.
But highly unlikely.

1) why wasn't a promise to pass this good enough to keep those who already left?
2) notice how--after saturation coverage attacking his family just after he became Speaker, it all ... just stopped?
Have you ever, ever, ever known the left to just stop attacking a Republican? Especially if they have a juicy "weird family" angle?

He's been turned.
And see my prior, how they are not even bothering lie to us with future promised action.
You're seeing a broken man who has given up.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 19, 2024 01:55 PM (yikga)

212
Funny, I don't see anyone else wanting the Speakers job. Why is that?

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 19, 2024 01:55 PM (+oR7L)

213 206 No idea if he's gay, or a pedo. I do know he's a Republican highly enough connected to get a leadership position. So he's an asshole - because it takes an asshole to get a leadership position in the GOP.
---------------

Wrong. He was pushed into the job because No One Else would take it. It's a crappy job because the House is infested with turncoats.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 01:56 PM (PRpm0)

214 Believe me I am furious over this - I am just wondering if I can convince myself that there is any silver lining at all

Posted by: anon at April 19, 2024 01:56 PM (RqMDa)

215 212
Funny, I don't see anyone else wanting the Speakers job. Why is that?
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 19, 2024 01:55 PM (+oR7L)


I think , roll up your sleeves, Jordon wanted it...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 01:56 PM (Akjoo)

216 Johnson is doing his master's bidding.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 19, 2024 01:56 PM (4XwPj)

217 Quite something how Johnson and McConnell always deliver what the Left wants. Amazing stuff there.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2024 01:57 PM (KSNKu)

218 Johnson is a jack-ass. Like all those before him.
Posted by: Its Always Been Like This at April 19, 2024 01:53 PM (rcDDC)

Yeah, his hands were so tied here that he...appealed to the opposition to approve the bill.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 01:54 PM (KbCG3)


We see this here, constantly. Always the same folks. The GOP Apologists. It's just no their fault - time and time and time again.

My analogy holds. Most people don't "think" as I'd define it - they don't critically analyze cause and effect and change assumptions accordingly. They make up their mind, jump in a rowboat, point the bow in a direction - and then row like Hell regardless of what happens next.

Posted by: Its Always Been Like This at April 19, 2024 01:57 PM (rcDDC)

219 The Graft Must Flow. Alpha, Omega, That's All That Matters.

Posted by: davidt at April 19, 2024 01:58 PM (SYTee)

220 Running through speaker after speaker is not the answer.
-----------
Works for me. Barracks emperors. If they can't produce, they get it in the neck. Too bad, so sad.
Posted by: but what will become of capital gains?!? at April 19, 2024 01:51 PM (myMpi)

Hmmm, running through speaker after speaker.

My only question is, running them through with what?

Maybe we can find some short swords like the one used by the 17 year old kid who gutted the Japanese socialist pol back in 1960.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 01:58 PM (dGCAG)

221 Trump said the right thing the other day.. There is an ocean between us so Europe needs to pick up the Tab....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 01:58 PM (Akjoo)

222 But... I was told by the GOP that the vote to put Johnson in the speaker position was THE MOST REPREHENSIBLE THING EVAH, because they were WORKING WITH MUH DEMZZZ to do it.

Funny how that goes, eh?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 01:58 PM (0FoWg)

223 Wrong. He was pushed into the job because No One Else would take it. It's a crappy job because the House is infested with turncoats.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 01:56 PM (PRpm0)


Oh ... bullshit. Nobody made him take the job. He took it because he wanted it.

If you don't want the job ? Don't take the damn job. They can't make you.

Posted by: Its Always Been Like This at April 19, 2024 01:59 PM (rcDDC)

224 http://tiny.cc/if4txz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 01:52 PM (HnUIn)

Aloha!

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 01:59 PM (0j+Qe)

225 217 Quite something how Johnson and McConnell always deliver what the Left wants. Amazing stuff there.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2024 01:57 PM (KSNKu)

=======

And if we don't vote R no matter what, Democrats will get what they want!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 01:59 PM (GBKbO)

226 But... I was told by the GOP that the vote to put Johnson in the speaker position was THE MOST REPREHENSIBLE THING EVAH, because they were WORKING WITH MUH DEMZZZ to do it.

Funny how that goes, eh?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 01:58 PM (0FoWg)
++++
It's all one Party. The Speaker stuff last year as a target of opportunity for the Inner Party, this one is business as usual for the Uniparty.

Totally different.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 01:59 PM (HnUIn)

227 Smart enough to do the job. Dumb enough to take it.

Posted by: Two key attributes at April 19, 2024 01:59 PM (s2YO2)

228 You'd never accept "but he's a good man" as an excuse if you were an investor in a private enterprise that was failing and losing all your money, but people somehow convince themselves it's a reasonable approach to government. I don't care if any of my leaders are good or bad. Politicians are almost universally scum. The results are all that matters. Produce or fuck off. I owe them nothing.

Posted by: They're supposed to be working for me at April 19, 2024 01:59 PM (myMpi)

229 Also hidden in the bill is a clause that will provide funding for 5 to 10 "hispanic or Brazilian landscapers or construction workers" to attend to the needs of Speaker Johnson's wife every other Saturday evening at the Baton Rouge Days Inn.

Posted by: Looziana Cucks in Da Hous at April 19, 2024 01:59 PM (qUkBO)

230 Johnson?

Never heard of him.

Posted by: Lockheed-Martin at April 19, 2024 01:59 PM (GkFGh)

231 It's a crappy job because the House is infested with turncoats.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 01:56 PM (PRpm0)

Are they turncoats? What if the coats they are wearing have always been the coats they have worn, and have not been turned at all.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 01:59 PM (dGCAG)

232 221 Trump said the right thing the other day.. There is an ocean between us so Europe needs to pick up the Tab....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 01:58 PM (Akjoo)

=======

Ukraine is a regional border conflict, no more.

If Germany is worried about it and wants to do something, they should send in their own army.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 02:00 PM (GBKbO)

233 Also hidden in the bill is a clause that will provide funding for 5 to 10 "hispanic or Brazilian landscapers or construction workers" to attend to the needs of Speaker Johnson's wife every other Saturday evening at the Baton Rouge Days Inn.
Posted by: Looziana Cucks in Da Hous at April 19, 2024 01:59 PM (qUkBO)
++++
With the US Treasury's vast holdings, they're only springing for the Days Inn?

Man, being Outer Party really does suck, eh?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:00 PM (HnUIn)

234 Another insane Democrat self-immolates, this time in front of Trump's trial.

http://tiny.cc/yf4txz

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 02:00 PM (eyxn4)

235 228 You'd never accept "but he's a good man" as an excuse if you were an investor in a private enterprise that was failing and losing all your money, but people somehow convince themselves it's a reasonable approach to government. I don't care if any of my leaders are good or bad. Politicians are almost universally scum. The results are all that matters. Produce or fuck off. I owe them nothing.

Posted by: They're supposed to be working for me at April 19, 2024 01:59 PM (myMpi)

A good man doesn't turn his back on his country's largest problems to fill the pockets of a crowd invested in perpetual war.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 02:00 PM (KbCG3)

236 Video of this self immolation?

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 02:01 PM (fwDg9)

237 Oh ... bullshit. Nobody made him take the job. He took it because he wanted it.

If you don't want the job ? Don't take the damn job. They can't make you.
Posted by: Its Always Been Like This at April 19, 2024 01:59 PM (rcDDC)

And furthermore, if the threat is merely that they will take the job away from you, if you don't give them everything they want... how is that a threat, if you never wanted the job in the first place?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 02:01 PM (dGCAG)

238 Haven't heard much lately about the bio-weapons labs in Ukraine.

Posted by: davidt at April 19, 2024 02:01 PM (SYTee)

239 Are they turncoats? What if the coats they are wearing have always been the coats they have worn, and have not been turned at all.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 01:59 PM (dGCAG)
++++
Yup.

"RINO" does not mean what most people say it means. If this kind of action pisses you off and feels like a betrayal and you are also a Republican, *you* are the RINO, not the congressmen.

Matt Gaetz is a RINO. Kevin McCarthy is not.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:01 PM (HnUIn)

240 Ukraine is a regional border conflict, no more.

If Germany is worried about it and wants to do something, they should send in their own army.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


About that...

Posted by: Zombie Erwin Rommel at April 19, 2024 02:02 PM (sHgnb)

241
Oh ... bullshit. Nobody made him take the job. He took it because he wanted it.

If you don't want the job ? Don't take the damn job. They can't make you.

Posted by: Its Always Been Like This
======================

First up and first in. Yup, slick as greased lightening he slid into that job.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 02:02 PM (PRpm0)

242 We would be better off, quite seriously, with no Speaker. Put a Ukraine bill, an Israel bill, and a Border bill up. And let the chips fall where they may.

Posted by: Its Always Been Like This at April 19, 2024 02:02 PM (rcDDC)

243 For what purpose does the senator from Raytheon rise?

Posted by: The senator from Lockheed Martin at April 19, 2024 02:02 PM (s2YO2)

244 the 17 year old kid who gutted the Japanese socialist pol back in 1960.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 01:58 PM (dGCAG)

Otoya Yamaguchi, PBUH.

I looked at buying a print of that photo for my office, but it's pretty pricey. Still might do it anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 02:02 PM (0FoWg)

245 > Video of this self immolation?

There's video of the fire at the link.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 02:02 PM (eyxn4)

246 Bongino won’t push Johnson. He still thinks it’s important the speaker is a member of the Republican Party… LOL

Posted by: Cooldawg at April 19, 2024 02:02 PM (FvNw3)

247 Typical Bee Sting:

Mike Johnson unzips skin suit to reveal that he's been Kevin McCarhty all along.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at April 19, 2024 02:02 PM (xPJvm)

248 For what purpose does the senator from Raytheon rise?
Posted by: The senator from Lockheed Martin at April 19, 2024 02:02 PM (s2YO2)
++++
Collusion, of course.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:02 PM (HnUIn)

249 Johnson's doing what he's doing because this is what he's being paid for. They all do it. They all have a price. His price to be uber-RINO was met.

If someone's price isn't met they'll vote however they feel... or vote "present." Or not vote at all.

Personally, I think the left generally has a grip on the majority of the funds congress has access to so they can bribe themselves. It would, perhaps, explain why so many of the GOP vote with the left even though it's against their constituent's wishes.

To fix this, the processes that put these assholes in office needs to be fixed first.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2024 02:02 PM (Q4IgG)

250 Are we sure it was a for or against Trump?

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 02:03 PM (fwDg9)

251 ...

I would kind of like to stop referring to what this shitdick does as a "job".

He ain't getting no fucking W-2. He's a worm who wormed himself into a position of power, and he will be remunerated handsomely in ways that neither you nor I nor the IRS will ever be privy to.

He ain't some damn turkey-and-swiss for lunch GC hired to build a new wing off an office building no one works in. He's a fucking politician. Fuck him.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 02:03 PM (GkFGh)

252 225 217 Quite something how Johnson and McConnell always deliver what the Left wants. Amazing stuff there.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2024 01:57 PM (KSNKu)

=======

And if we don't vote R no matter what, Democrats will get what they want!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 01:59 PM (GBKbO)


The grift has about run its course at the national level. I stand by an earlier prediction that this is the GOP's last competitive federal election. The Left will try to prop it up because it also needs, albeit less frequently, an excuse for what it does, too, but that may be too big of a lift. I wouldn't be shocked if the subsequent bundling of the Ukraine and Israel money is solely for the benefit of the Left, to wit, their base would and may still go apeshit over money going to Tel Aviv. "But we had to do this to fight Putin!"

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2024 02:03 PM (KSNKu)

253 We would have been better off if we had just sent Putin a hundred billion dollar bribe not to invade. But then all the crooks in DC might not have gotten their cut.
Ukraine is a bottomless money pit.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 19, 2024 02:04 PM (Lo97M)

254 "RINO" does not mean what most people say it means. If this kind of action pisses you off and feels like a betrayal and you are also a Republican, *you* are the RINO, not the congressmen.

Matt Gaetz is a RINO. Kevin McCarthy is not.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


I am a Constitutionalist.

Only what the Constitution explicitly enumerates.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 02:04 PM (sHgnb)

255
And if we don't vote R no matter what, Democrats will get what they want!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024


Pay attention to this 'unrealized gains' taxation proposal for a Biden second term. I don't think even the uniparty is in favor of flat out communism and wealth redistribution. But if we don't keep the (D)'s out of office it will become real.

That's the only reason I vote (R) anymore. 'Prevent defence' - and I know the line that 'the only thing the prevent defence does is prevent you from winning'. But that's football and not the tax code.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 02:04 PM (RKVpM)

256 Also hidden in the bill is a clause that will provide funding for 5 to 10 "hispanic or Brazilian landscapers or construction workers" to attend to the needs of Speaker Johnson's wife every other Saturday evening at the Baton Rouge Days Inn.
Posted by: Looziana Cucks in Da Hous at April 19, 2024 01:59 PM


The Paolo, his lobbying efforts have, how you say, borne fruit.

Posted by: Paolo at April 19, 2024 02:04 PM (Wnv9h)

257 Another insane Democrat self-immolates, this time in front of Trump's trial.

Not that I doubt it, but confirmed or speculation?

Posted by: Oddbob at April 19, 2024 02:04 PM (/y8xj)

258 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:01 PM (HnUIn)

Seriously? Help me understand

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2024 02:04 PM (YRsIm)

259 Believe me I am furious over this - I am just wondering if I can convince myself that there is any silver lining at all
Posted by: anon at April 19, 2024 01:56 PM (RqMDa)

Soon enough, someone will set off the first nook, everyone else will retaliate, and the world will self-immolate.

Not just nutjobs in front of courthouses and embassies.

So we got that going for us. Which is nice.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 02:04 PM (dGCAG)

260 Another insane Democrat self-immolates, this time in front of Trump's trial.

http://tiny.cc/yf4txz
Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 02:00 PM (eyxn4)

Fuck off with the pixellation to hide the idiot's I.D. Fucker did it in public.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 02:04 PM (tkR6S)

261 Martini Farmer maybe then Fetterman's price hasn't been met,or he is just out there and could care less

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 02:05 PM (fwDg9)

262 >>>Are they turncoats? What if the coats they are wearing have always been the coats they have worn, and have not been turned at all.

Posted by: BurtTC a
--------------------

If they aren't turncoats then we should look at the states are they from and see who supports those positions. There's an election coming maybe they have an opponent that needs a couple of bucks.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 02:05 PM (PRpm0)

263 260 Another insane Democrat self-immolates, this time in front of Trump's trial.

http://tiny.cc/yf4txz
Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 02:00 PM (eyxn4)

Fuck off with the pixellation to hide the idiot's I.D. Fucker did it in public.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------------------------------

One at a time is just not enough.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 02:06 PM (PRpm0)

264 I am a Constitutionalist. Only what the Constitution explicitly enumerates.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 02:04 PM (sHgnb)


Me too. And both parties, as well as a broad swath of folks here, would lose their shit if we actually paid attention to the 10th. Nations that observe such a thing as the 10th don't, collectively, "do great things".

Well - I'm all great things out. Sick of them. Sick of who gets to pick them. Leave me alone. I insist.

Posted by: Its Always Been Like This at April 19, 2024 02:06 PM (rcDDC)

265 We would have been better off if we had just sent Putin a hundred billion dollar bribe not to invade. But then all the crooks in DC might not have gotten their cut.
Ukraine is a bottomless money pit.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 19, 2024 02:04 PM (Lo97M)

Yeah, and the half million or so dead Ukrainians would be better off too.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 02:06 PM (dGCAG)

266 Quite something how Johnson and McConnell always deliver what the Left wants. Amazing stuff there.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2024 01:57 PM (KSNKu)

More to the point: Johnson and McConnell always get what they want.

What they want is what the uniparty wants.

If the left disagreed, they'd find themselves F'd, too. But they don't, so they aren't.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 02:07 PM (KbCG3)

267 One at a time is just not enough.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 02:06 PM (PRpm0)

They ought to have the courtesy to pre-announce such events, so we'd have a chance to show up with sticks and wieners to roast.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 02:08 PM (tkR6S)

268 @253

>>Ukraine is a bottomless money pit.

And the shit cherry on top of the shit sundae is going to be when Ukraine is finally recognized as a military loss, we get to pay for the reconstruction and revitalization.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 19, 2024 02:08 PM (dg6j6)

269 Hey maybe some retard will get himself run over by a bulldozer at the next Trump outing.

There's always hope. And they're not very creative.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 02:08 PM (GkFGh)

270 Seriously? Help me understand
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2024 02:04 PM (YRsIm)
++++
This is what the GOP is. This is what it always does, like clockwork. The GOP claims to stand for X, Y and Z (they tell you it's raining) and then proceed to partner with their pals in the "other party" to do the opposite (they piss on you).

The GOP does not believe anything it *tells* you it believes, and neither do its members in good standing. A damn near perfect track record of open collaboration with the "other party" belies its stated positions.

This is the GOP. This is what courses through its veins and directs its compass. The party itself is exactly what it looks like. If you're not down with it, you - not they - are the "in name only" member of that party.

The likes of Rand Paul and Matt Gaetz - the ones who appear to believe the stated positions (or will at least pretend to) are the odd men out, and are hated by their "own" party while often-disparaged so-called "RINOs" all hang out after work and have a drink together with their "opponents" in the "other party."

So which ones are "name-only" Republicans in reality? It's folks like Matt Gaetz and Rand Paul.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:09 PM (HnUIn)

271 Types...deletes...

Wonders when speaker dick face will bring a bill to the floor for OUR national security...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 19, 2024 02:09 PM (GTqXr)

272 Another insane Democrat self-immolates, this time in front of Trump's trial.

http://tiny.cc/yf4txz
Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2024 02:00 PM (eyxn4)

lol at the guy who thinks whacking Mr. Flambé with his coat is helping somehow.

No, no, my guy. This calls for marshmallows.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 02:09 PM (Bej1H)

273 Wonders when speaker dick face will bring a bill to the floor for OUR national security...
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 19, 2024 02:09 PM


#twoweeks

Posted by: Mistah Speakah at April 19, 2024 02:09 PM (Wnv9h)

274 As much as I dis-like what Johnson did, unfortunately the majority of the republicans in the Senate seem to want to keep sending money to Ukraine

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 02:09 PM (Akjoo)

275 If they aren't turncoats then we should look at the states are they from and see who supports those positions. There's an election coming maybe they have an opponent that needs a couple of bucks.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 02:05 PM (PRpm0)

As has been noted elsewhere, these Gopes tend to come from so-called "red" states.

Complacent voters, pulling the lever for incumbents. And then when people get sick of the "turncoats," some stalwart conservative, like say, an Eyepatch Crenshaw comes along and tells everyone how conservative he is, you guys, and voters vote for him.

Then it takes another decade or three to get that slimy prick out of his chair. Rinse, lather, repeat.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 02:10 PM (dGCAG)

276 https://www.disclose.tv/id/lo6lrgxl6l/

Link from comment at Legalinsurrection.com
Unblurred out of flameman

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 02:10 PM (fwDg9)

277 As much as I dis-like what Johnson did, unfortunately the majority of the republicans in the Senate seem to want to keep sending money to Ukraine
Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 02:09 PM (Akjoo)
++++
So?

That's the Senate's problem, not the House's.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:10 PM (HnUIn)

278 Another insane Democrat self-immolates, this time in front of Trump's trial.
......

THE TRIAL OF THE CENTURY

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2024 02:10 PM (v0R5T)

279 This is what the GOP is. This is what it always does, like clockwork.

Remember when, under Obama, they passed a clean eight page bill to defund most of ObamaCare ? Then, when they actually controlled the House, Senate, and White House - they never put that same bill on the floor again ?

That's a tell. Regardless of what certain high folks repeatedly tell you.

Posted by: Its Always Been Like This at April 19, 2024 02:11 PM (rcDDC)

280 233 Man, being Outer Party really does suck, eh?

were, there are perqs. like the choco ration, which keeps going up.

Posted by: parsons at April 19, 2024 02:11 PM (v3pYe)

281
That's the Senate's problem, not the House's.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:10 PM (HnUIn)

Too many in the House wanted it too..

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 02:11 PM (Akjoo)

282
Another insane Democrat self-immolates, this time in front of Trump's trial.

That dude is never going to regain consciousness. He should be happy that he never regains consciousness.

Country has gone insane.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 02:11 PM (RKVpM)

283 Too many in the House wanted it too..
Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 02:11 PM (Akjoo)
++++
And Johnson, apparently, was one of them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:11 PM (HnUIn)

284 MIRV: Multiple Independent Reentry Vehicle.

They are going to nuke the Senate.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 19, 2024 02:12 PM (JTwsP)

285 And the shit cherry on top of the shit sundae is going to be when Ukraine is finally recognized as a military loss, we get to pay for the reconstruction and revitalization.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 19, 2024 02:08 PM (dg6j6)

In the immortal words of Otter: You f**ked up, you trusted us.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 02:12 PM (dGCAG)

286 He seems to be moving while burning 🔥, not sure how much could be involuntary muscle contractions

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 02:12 PM (fwDg9)

287 One Democrat immolating himself is a tragedy.

A million Democrats immolating themselves is the beginning of the road back to normalcy in this country.

Posted by: Everyday Rockets at April 19, 2024 02:12 PM (qUkBO)

288 The likes of Rand Paul and Matt Gaetz - the ones who appear to believe the stated positions (or will at least pretend to) are the odd men out, and are hated by their "own" party while often-disparaged so-called "RINOs" all hang out after work and have a drink together with their "opponents" in the "other party."

So which ones are "name-only" Republicans in reality? It's folks like Matt Gaetz and Rand Paul.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
-------------------------------------

You're going to confuse some people.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 02:12 PM (PRpm0)

289 281
That's the Senate's problem, not the House's.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:10 PM (HnUIn)

Too many in the House wanted it too..
Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 02:11 PM (Akjoo)

=======

Speaker has total control over what goes to the floor.

He could have worked with committees to get a good border bill to voting shape, gotten that to the floor, and said, "No Ukraine funding until this passes."

He could even go so far as to say, "No more CRs until the border is closed," shut down the government until the next Congress, and gone fishing

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

290 287 One Democrat immolating himself is a tragedy.

A million Democrats immolating themselves is the beginning of the road back to normalcy in this country.
Posted by: Everyday Rockets at April 19, 2024 02:12 PM (qUkBO)

Do they know it was a Dem ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 02:13 PM (Akjoo)

291 Just remember:
MIRV=Multiple Intercontinental Reentry Vehicles

WOPR say "Hi! Would you like to play a game?"

Posted by: s_tenhoff at April 19, 2024 02:13 PM (2waQ7)

292 Flaneguy is toast, he died then and there, watch link I posted

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 02:13 PM (fwDg9)

293 Another insane Democrat self-immolates, this time in front of Trump's trial.

http://tiny.cc/yf4txz
Posted by: bonhomme

Fuck off with the pixellation to hide the idiot's I.D. Fucker did it in public.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

One at a time is just not enough.
Posted by: Braenyard

Note to the Horde. Don't do that shit around me. I'm not a fireman.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 02:13 PM (sHgnb)

294 He could even go so far as to say, "No more CRs until the border is closed," shut down the government until the next Congress, and gone fishing
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 02:12 PM (GBKbO)
++++
That's Not Who We Are (tm)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:13 PM (HnUIn)

295 People only care about self-immolation when it's Buddhist monks doing it.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 02:13 PM (Bej1H)

296 Too many in the House wanted it too..
Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 02:11 PM (Akjoo)

And Johnson was the one man who could have stopped it.

He stood astride history, and bravely said "Let's f**k over America, to please our overlords, both foreign and domestic."

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 02:14 PM (dGCAG)

297 He seems to be moving while burning 🔥, not sure how much could be involuntary muscle contractions
Posted by: Skip


All of it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 02:14 PM (sHgnb)

298 People only care about self-immolation when it's Buddhist monks doing it.
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 02:13 PM (Bej1H)

Cultural appropriation, if ever I've seen it.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 02:14 PM (dGCAG)

299 Are we sure he was protesting against Trump?
What more could he want, there has to be 4 trials going to send him to prison

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 02:14 PM (fwDg9)

300 296 Too many in the House wanted it too..
Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 02:11 PM (Akjoo)

And Johnson was the one man who could have stopped it.

He stood astride history, and bravely said "Let's f**k over America, to please our overlords, both foreign and domestic."
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 02:14 PM (dGCAG)

I know, just want to know why ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 02:14 PM (Akjoo)

301 One at a time is just not enough.
Posted by: Braenyard


A good start.

Posted by: Just The Punchline at April 19, 2024 02:15 PM (rcDDC)

302 I know, just want to know why ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 02:14 PM (Akjoo)
++++
To please their patrons and keep their seat at the trough.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:15 PM (HnUIn)

303 Why would a Leftist light himself up over this? This travesty of justice gives them all raging blue-veiners. Seems likelier to be a despondent Trump supporter, from where I'm standing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 02:15 PM (0FoWg)

304 Is there any way that the Dem convention won't be a circus with wackjobs lighting themselves on fire everyday while police hose the crowds? I guess they could shut the whole city down and I don't put it past them, but I think there will be some proper crazy.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 02:16 PM (Y6IkP)

305
Bongino won’t push Johnson. He still thinks it’s important the speaker is a member of the Republican Party… LOL
Posted by: Cooldawg


He's arguing with him right now about FISA warrants.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2024 02:16 PM (63Dwl)

306 Another insane Democrat self-immolates, this time in front of Trump's trial.

Not that I doubt it, but confirmed or speculation?
Posted by: Oddbob


Video.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 02:16 PM (sHgnb)

307 Meanwhile, there might be an unsuccessful Khe Sanh in Niger and nobody cares.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 19, 2024 02:16 PM (0EOe9)

308 Boom, roasted....

Whut? Too soon?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 02:16 PM (IG4Id)

309 303 Why would a Leftist light himself up over this? This travesty of justice gives them all raging blue-veiners. Seems likelier to be a despondent Trump supporter, from where I'm standing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 02:15 PM (0FoWg)

That's what I think... Yet another thing to blame Trump for

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 02:16 PM (Akjoo)

310 Such a litany of impotent pithy comments. AOS: Your virtual Dennys full of Geriatric GOPers.

Posted by: MikeN at April 19, 2024 02:16 PM (kKUVf)

311 Methinks sparky thought immolation would be a quicker death than it was.

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 19, 2024 02:16 PM (bPal/)

312 I know, just want to know why ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 02:14 PM (Akjoo)

At this point blackmail seems the most obvious answer.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 02:16 PM (dGCAG)

313 He seems to be moving while burning 🔥, not sure how much could be involuntary muscle contractions
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 02:12 PM (fwDg9)

Looks like he kicked off a flaming sneaker.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 02:17 PM (tkR6S)

314 As above...

Outside Courthouse
A man has set himself on fire outside the Donald Trump trial in horrifying scenes.

No idea about motivation yet.

It’s possible the victim may be a Trump supporter if CNN is any indication. Fiery but peaceful…

https://tinyurl.com/4d5x5866
45 seconds; NSFW

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 02:17 PM (vtyCZ)

315 291 Just remember:
MIRV=Multiple Intercontinental Reentry Vehicles


hmm. *scribbles note* winged mirvs = mirv griffins

Posted by: anachronda at April 19, 2024 02:17 PM (v3pYe)

316 I can't listen to Bongino. The man takes about a five minute thought - and stretches it out for about sixty.

Posted by: It's Always Been Like This at April 19, 2024 02:17 PM (rcDDC)

317 Triumph Forsaken covers those Buddhist self immolation, Mark Moyar puts a lot of it as Communists and Propaganda as the Buddhist s were a small percentage and the reporters were inflating they were the majority.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 02:17 PM (fwDg9)

318 He probably left a Jew-hating manifesto.

Posted by: Everyday Rockets at April 19, 2024 02:17 PM (qUkBO)

319 Bongino interviewing Johnson. Doing a good job with questions.

Posted by: Spypeach at April 19, 2024 02:17 PM (UuB/1)

320 NY Post is speculating the man might be homeless.

https://tinyurl.com/56dmsnep

Via Drudge.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 02:18 PM (Bej1H)

321 Burning man? Someone said,

"Something appeared to fly from his body as a group of people rushed to try to put the fire out"


Yeah. His soul. And it was on fire and fell to the ground also.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 02:18 PM (sHgnb)

322 306 My thoughts too. He means well but stretches it to last a episode

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 02:18 PM (fwDg9)

323 309 303 Why would a Leftist light himself up over this? This travesty of justice gives them all raging blue-veiners. Seems likelier to be a despondent Trump supporter, from where I'm standing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 02:15 PM (0FoWg)

That's what I think... Yet another thing to blame Trump for
Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 02:16 PM (Akjoo)

These people make no sense on their best day. Dude could be doing this as a way to protest climate change that's disproportionately impacting tranny Palis.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 02:18 PM (KbCG3)

324 Why would a Leftist light himself up over this? This travesty of justice gives them all raging blue-veiners.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 02:15 PM


You're applying logic here, something that's not a hallmark of the left. Dude was probably protesting Israel and blaming it on Trump.

Posted by: Bert G at April 19, 2024 02:18 PM (VARTN)

325 74 "And Obama told me the truth about his drowned 'chef'"

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 01:23 PM (iFTx/)

Yet another blockbuster story the media was very, very uncurious about.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 01:25 PM (KbCG3)
_____

Yea. Even after it was revealed that Obama lied about his whereabouts at the time of the murder . . . err, drowning. A healthy, athletic 40-something man who was apparently an experienced paddleboarder just up and drowns while paddleboarding. Nothing to see here at all.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 02:18 PM (iFTx/)

326 MikeN, the fulltime pivot man at the DNC Convention.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 19, 2024 02:18 PM (R4t5M)

327 316 I can't listen to Bongino. The man takes about a five minute thought - and stretches it out for about sixty.

well, he *does* have four hours to fill (three hour radio show + one hour podcast)

Posted by: anachronda at April 19, 2024 02:19 PM (v3pYe)

328 These people make no sense on their best day. Dude could be doing this as a way to protest climate change that's disproportionately impacting tranny Palis.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 02:18 PM (KbCG3)
++++
Yeah. Self-immolation is usually strongly correlated with bugnuts crazy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:19 PM (HnUIn)

329 I don't know about humans ... but that's an awful way to cook steak. Do not recommend.

Posted by: It's Always Been Like This at April 19, 2024 02:19 PM (rcDDC)

330 This even pales in comparison to the FISA reup since there was an established history of it being misused against Republican voters. Sort of like not muttering a word when non-violent misdemeanants were put into solitary confinement and tortured in Our Democracy.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2024 02:19 PM (KSNKu)

331 nood, you bastiches.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 02:19 PM (IG4Id)

332 NY Post is speculating the man might be homeless.

https://tinyurl.com/56dmsnep

Via Drudge.
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 02:18 PM (Bej1H)

He came home.

Posted by: Stan at April 19, 2024 02:19 PM (tkR6S)

333 Another insane Democrat self-immolates, this time in front of Trump's trial.

http://tiny.cc/yf4txz
Posted by: bonhomme


Good grief, what an awful way to die. Just stick a gun in your mouth and get it over quickly.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 02:19 PM (9yWhg)

334 307 Meanwhile, there might be an unsuccessful Khe Sanh in Niger and nobody cares.
-------
Or Dien Bien Phu.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 02:20 PM (vtyCZ)

335 That's why I am wondering if it was a Leftist, that makes no sense.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 02:20 PM (fwDg9)

336 I suspect that a lighted match thrown at Biden would cause him to light up with a whoof, dessicated corpse that he is.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 19, 2024 02:20 PM (SQ3Sy)

337 329 Uncle Bosey went down that way with a little A1 on the side.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 19, 2024 02:20 PM (0EOe9)

338 Bongino interviewing Johnson. Doing a good job with questions.
Posted by: Spypeach at April 19, 2024 02:17 PM (UuB/1)

Is he asking him why he's such a rancid piece of shit?

If not, I'm not interested.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2024 02:20 PM (dGCAG)

339 NY Post is speculating the man might be homeless.

https://tinyurl.com/56dmsnep

Via Drudge.
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 02:18 PM (Bej1H)

Wonder what the headline will be tomorrow.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 19, 2024 02:20 PM (R4t5M)

340 294 He could even go so far as to say, "No more CRs until the border is closed," shut down the government until the next Congress, and gone fishing
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 02:12 PM (GBKbO)
++++
That's Not Who We Are (tm)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 02:13 PM (HnUIn)

======

It's who I am!

Makes me a RINO, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 02:21 PM (GBKbO)

341 Will somebody tell me what burning man's thoughts on current events are because I find his fiery demonstration compelling and I am prepared now to change my mind.

Posted by: Said Literally No One, Ever at April 19, 2024 02:21 PM (qUkBO)

342 I need some info with someone who tracks these things:

Was there any border-including package that would have gotten through the Senate?

Is there some reason a borders-only bill can't make some progress? At least it would force Democrats to vote specifically for open borders.

Posted by: MartynW at April 19, 2024 02:22 PM (sHP7b)

343 324 Why would a Leftist light himself up over this? This travesty of justice gives them all raging blue-veiners.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 02:15 PM

You're applying logic here, something that's not a hallmark of the left. Dude was probably protesting Israel and blaming it on Trump.
Posted by: Bert G at April 19, 2024 02:18 PM (VARTN)

I see a desperate attempt to get people to watch cable and other state propaganda organs again. CNN may cut a check to the dude's estate or something.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2024 02:22 PM (KSNKu)

344 NY Post is speculating the man might be homeless.
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 02:18 PM (Bej1H)

Wonder what the headline will be tomorrow.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 19, 2024 02:20 PM (R4t5M)


City makes progress on homeless problem - that'll be the top line at the Times.

Posted by: It's Always Been Like This at April 19, 2024 02:22 PM (rcDDC)

345 Johnson is clearly very easily influenced by (if not a paying member) of the deep state. Bongino was soft on him.

Posted by: Cooldawg at April 19, 2024 02:22 PM (FvNw3)

346 “Imagine us going to Taylor Swift’s residence and they collect Ms. Swift’s writings and found 10 new songs,” the attorney said in court

I can imagine quite a few things I would like to see happen to this attorney and that family.

Posted by: Chuck C at April 19, 2024 02:23 PM (yOPBE)

347 I'm not sure why Shareblue wastes money trolling right wing comments sections anymore. The Party has moved on from discourse and persuasion. They don't need to sway people or grind them down. Seems like it's just a way for David Brock to get checks from the Donks at this point, and I can't see why they write the checks for it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 02:23 PM (0FoWg)

348 If Johnson can get the border bill passed then he can say "Ta daa"

Otherwise, this guy should be metaphorically shanked

It should have been included in the "MIRV". The fact that it's not means that he can't get it passed, so it's all about optics on the surrender. Good luck to him - this would have worked in 2004, but not in 2024. That's the silver lining I guess

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at April 19, 2024 02:23 PM (5C4od)

349 Someone once told me that if your friends won't trade with you and you can't do business with your enemies you won't accomplish much. Sometimes you gotta go along to get along but you gotta stand on principles.

I don't think Johnson or the GOP have principles. It remains to be seen if Gaetz and Jordan do. When it comes time to draw the ire of everyone for standing on principle, we'll see how those two do.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2024 02:23 PM (YRsIm)

350 I thought the self-immolator might be one of our guys but I suppose homeless fits too that I hadn't considered.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 02:25 PM (vtyCZ)

351 KJP tells reporters the White House has no official statement about Israel's strikes on Iranian targets last night, and she's going to be "super mindful"* and not speak to some reports that may be out there or speculate about anything. The reporters keep asking and asking, though.

So, Loser Joe and the DNC are still strategerizing about what they can say that will cost them the fewest votes in Dearbornistan. I guess CAIR has not yet told Joe how to dance on this one.

*Super mindful is a term she's now using 30+ times every press conference; it's her go-to delay tactic now and it gives her an all-purpose reason she can't answer any embarrassing questions. As in, I have to be super-mindful that investigations of the events at Columbia yesterday are on-going, so I'm going to be super-mindful and not respond to any questions on this.

What a stupid, execrable person.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 02:35 PM (5fDan)

352 Notice that only 94 GOP congressmen voted against it. When you only got 25% of the House, you're a minority party and you shouldn't fool yourself into thinking you can do jack shit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2024 03:05 PM (jNav6)

353

316 I can't listen to Bongino. The man takes about a five minute thought - and stretches it out for about sixty.
Posted by: It's Always Been Like This

That's 5 more minutes of thought than Hannity puts into anything on any given day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2024 03:09 PM (jNav6)

354 But nothing for America or Americans these rotten Democ-Rats

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 19, 2024 05:34 PM (wGqjj)

RFKJr. Makes the Ballot in Worst State for Biden -- Michiganistan

The Muslims are looking to show their political power by voting for someone other than Biden. They won't vote for Trump.

But they will vote for RFKJr.

Joe Biden squeaked by in Michigan in 2020. He can't afford to lose a big chunk of voters in 2024. Trump narrowly won Michigan in 2016. Michigan is a crucial battleground state.

Kennedy is working to get access to all 50 state ballots.

RFK, Jr. was nominated by the Natural Law Party, a small party with ballot access in Michigan....

The news was confirmed by the Michigan Secretary of State's office. The Natural Law Party has filed its documents with the Bureau of Elections. Kennedy will appear on the ballot in November.

This is bad for Biden. It's also bad for Israel -- Biden will now have to side with Hamas and Iran even more.

Meanwhile, Israel launched disappointingly small missile attacks at targets in Syria and around the nuclear plant at Nanatz, Iran.

But they didn't hit the reactor.

The Jerusalem Post says this was a demonstration attack showing they could hit the reactor, and Iran's air defenses are completely unable to stop Israel.

Sources have confirmed to the Jerusalem Post that the attack on Iran at Isfahan, attributed by sources in the New York Times to Israel, hit Iranian air force assets at Isfahan, almost right next door to the Islamic Republic's nuclear site in the same area.

The message was unmistakable, 'we chose not to hit your nuclear sites this time, but we could have done worse right here,' sources told the Post.

In other words, the attack at Isfahan was designed not only to hurt Iran but also to make it eminently clear how vulnerable to attack its nuclear sites are.

For its part, Iran is pretending that "infiltrators," not Israelis, were responsible for the blast, so that they aren't compelled to retaliate against Israel.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:04 PM




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Posted by: GF at April 19, 2024 12:04 PM (tUCgX)

2 Say goodnight, Joe.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2024 12:05 PM (2UnvF)

3 Not to worry; the CIA knows how to handle Kennedys.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:05 PM (ynpvh)

4 Which way was the wind blowing?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2024 12:05 PM (W/lyH)

5 Gropey Joe getting rejected by the Muslims after everything the Democrats have done to lick their anuses...

Yeah, why not.

Posted by: XTC at April 19, 2024 12:05 PM (UnA8+)

6 Top ten sponge.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024 12:06 PM (ufFY8)

7 Huh. Anyone know where RFK Jr. stands on Israel?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2024 12:06 PM (cCVOS)

8 5 Gropey Joe getting rejected by the Muslims after everything the Democrats have done to lick their anuses...

Yeah, why not.

Posted by: XTC at April 19, 2024 12:05 PM (UnA8+)

And so many things in common! I mean, both like little boys. Not sure about goats, sheep and camels.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:06 PM (ynpvh)

9 Losing Dearborn will hurt. Watching the EV charade collapse will hurt more.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 19, 2024 12:06 PM (8AONa)

10 4 Which way was the wind blowing?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2024 12:05 PM (W/lyH)

The CIA knows how to adjust their sites for wind.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:07 PM (ynpvh)

11 I suspect the real danger is older Democrats, tired of the direction of the Democrat Party but also tired of Trump, deciding that they want to return to the glory days of America when we had Camelot and not all this racial strife by voting for a Kennedy.

Assuming Detroit can be reined in from just imagining ballot numbers in ballot boxes, that is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:07 PM (GBKbO)

12 >> Gropey Joe getting rejected by the Muslims after everything the Democrats have done to lick their anuses...


One word: Submission.
That is the only thing they will accept, total submission from the infidels.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2024 12:07 PM (cCVOS)

13 actually his campaign manager, amaryllis fox is ex company, she wrote her memoir

rfk jr is too sensible on israel for the moslems to vote for him,

Posted by: no 6 at April 19, 2024 12:07 PM (PXvVL)

14 For its part, Iran is pretending that "infiltrators," not Israelis, were responsible for the blast, so that they aren't compelled to retaliate against Israel.

=======

"It wasn't rocket attacks. It was people in the country that we can't find and can hit us with explosives near key points in our energy infrastructure."
-I guess that's better

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:08 PM (GBKbO)

15 "This is bad for Biden. It's also bad for Israel -- Biden will now have to side with Hamas and Iran even more."

Meh. I don't think Joey Showers' anti-Israel policies have anything to do with Michigan demographics. He will either steal the state like he did in 2020, or he won't. The actual voting demographics mean little.

Joey Showers is anti-Israel because he's a leftwing shiteating cocksucker and all leftwing shiteating cocksuckers hate Israel. Obama was fucking over Israel while sucking off Muslim terror long before Michigan demographics was ever an issue. Nothing has changed.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 12:08 PM (iFTx/)

16 >>Assuming Detroit can be reined in from just imagining ballot numbers in ballot boxes, that is.





And maybe monkey will fly out of their butts, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2024 12:08 PM (cCVOS)

17 I guess PA kept him off? I will have to write him in

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 19, 2024 12:08 PM (AcWfM)

18 I have voted for Natural Law and Constitution Party candidates on occasion.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024 12:08 PM (ufFY8)

19 Hi Ace

I'm really starting to have hope. Then I watch video of what is going on at Columbia and think maybe it's too late.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 19, 2024 12:08 PM (t/2Uw)

20 Doesn't matter.

Posted by: Not voting our way out at April 19, 2024 12:09 PM (tN3kf)

21 Joe Biden squeaked by in Michigan in 2020. He can't afford to lose a big chunk of voters in 2024. Trump narrowly won Michigan in 2016. Michigan is a crucial battleground state.
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When did "swing states" become "battleground states?" I know this was the near-universal language in 2020, but I don't remember if it was in 2016 or earlier.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 12:09 PM (HnUIn)

22 15 Joey Showers Valerie Jarrett is anti-Israel because she's a leftwing shiteating cocksucker and all leftwing shiteating cocksuckers hate Israel. Obama was fucking over Israel while sucking off Muslim terror long before Michigan demographics was ever an issue. Nothing has changed.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 12:08 PM (iFTx/)

=======

FIFY.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:09 PM (GBKbO)

23 Y'know, I just have this feeling that saber-rattling really shouldn't be done with missiles.

But what do I know?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 19, 2024 12:09 PM (ou9hh)

24 One word: Submission.
That is the only thing they will accept, total submission from the infidels.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2024 12:07 PM (cCVOS)

Well, that is the literal meaning of Islam, so...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024 12:09 PM (ufFY8)

25 BRRRRRRRR
WHRRRRRR

Posted by: Wayne County Printing Presses at April 19, 2024 12:09 PM (HnUIn)

26 FWIW, I have an old friend that's a paid consultant for RFK. According to him, RFK will be on the ballot in all 50 states.

Now could some legal shennaingans prevent that? Sure, but at least internally, they believe they will appear in all 50 states.

Just passing along what I was told.

Posted by: Blago at April 19, 2024 12:09 PM (w8F/W)

27 13 actually his campaign manager, amaryllis fox is ex company, she wrote her memoir

rfk jr is too sensible on israel for the moslems to vote for him,

Posted by: no 6 at April 19, 2024 12:07 PM (PXvVL)

Wut kinda name is Amaryllis? Oh, a flower name. Got it.
https://nameberry.com/list/97/flower-names-for-girls

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:10 PM (ynpvh)

28 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 12:10 PM (JAhdn)

29 I know this was the near-universal language in 2020, but I don't remember if it was in 2016 or earlier.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 12:09 PM (HnUIn)

Biff! Blam! Ka-Pow!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 12:10 PM (GkFGh)

30 May Allah bless RFK.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 12:10 PM (Y6Wgg)

31 For its part, Iran is pretending that "infiltrators," not Israelis, were responsible for the blast, so that they aren't compelled to retaliate against Israel.
++++
They're going for the 'ole "hoarders and wreckers and apostates" line.

Classics.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 12:10 PM (HnUIn)

32 Now the only question is if they are willing to cheat enough.

They certainly CAN cheat enough, but the question is can they get away with it when it becomes that obvious.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 19, 2024 12:11 PM (JMAcK)

33 . . . Joey Showers is anti-Israel because he's a leftwing shiteating cocksucker and all leftwing shiteating cocksuckers hate Israel. Obama was fucking over Israel while sucking off Muslim terror long before Michigan demographics was ever an issue. Nothing has changed.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024


***
I can recall Jugears, on a Netanyahu visit to the WH, forcing him to exit from the back door into an alley. Something outrageous like that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 12:11 PM (J2vNu)

34 30 May Allah bless RFK.
Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 12:10 PM (Y6Wgg)

I'm afraid he's gonna meet the fate of his Father and Uncle

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 12:11 PM (Akjoo)

35 I'm very interested in how the Israelis carried out the attack. F-35s? Missiles?

There's a good discussion of their options at this link.
https://tinyurl.com/5h3xjka2

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 12:11 PM (CsUN+)

36 name is Amaryllis

Wasn't there a restaurant where you could take a big steak challenge in Amaryllis, Texas?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024 12:11 PM (ufFY8)

37 For its part, Iran is pretending that "infiltrators," not Israelis, were responsible for the blast, so that they aren't compelled to retaliate against Israel.
______________________________

Go ahead, go fight that guy. You can take him....do it!!!

Nah, I think my mom is calling me for dinner. See you guys.

Posted by: Orson at April 19, 2024 12:11 PM (dIske)

38 Do they drink Natural Light?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2024 12:11 PM (63Dwl)

39 Kennedys...was that Joe III in the background yesterday?

Posted by: BignJames at April 19, 2024 12:12 PM (AwYPR)

40 >>Valerie Jarrett is anti-Israel because she's a leftwing shiteating cocksucker and all leftwing shiteating cocksuckers hate Israel.


She's also an American who grew up in Iran.

As with Obama, she spent her formative childhood years in a muslim country, the years when most of us were playing little league, celebrating 4th of July at the beach, suffering through big family Thanksgiving dinners, etc..

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2024 12:12 PM (cCVOS)

41 FWIW, I have an old friend that's a paid consultant for RFK. According to him, RFK will be on the ballot in all 50 states.

Now could some legal shennaingans prevent that? Sure, but at least internally, they believe they will appear in all 50 states.

Just passing along what I was told.
Posted by: Blago at April 19, 2024 12:09 PM (w8F/W)
++++
It'll make the contest more interesting if true. If the polls are anything even approaching a loose relationship with reality, it will make the cheat a bit harder.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 12:12 PM (HnUIn)

42 Wut kinda name is Amaryllis? Oh, a flower name. Got it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Good to see that you didn't dawdle in looking that up.



Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 12:12 PM (9yWhg)

43 32 Now the only question is if they are willing to cheat enough.

They certainly CAN cheat enough, but the question is can they get away with it when it becomes that obvious.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 19, 2024 12:11 PM (JMAcK)

=======

The PA SoS (who is now PA's governor) "accidentally" sent out 250,000 mail in ballots illegally...in 2022.

They're going to cheat to the moon and back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:12 PM (GBKbO)

44 14 For its part, Iran is pretending that "infiltrators," not Israelis, were responsible for the blast, so that they aren't compelled to retaliate against Israel.

=======

"It wasn't rocket attacks. It was people in the country that we can't find and can hit us with explosives near key points in our energy infrastructure."
-I guess that's better

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:08 PM (GBKbO)

I guess the words "Losers. Love Israel" in Persian wasn't a clue.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:12 PM (ynpvh)

45 Infiltrators, huh?

.....

So why'd y'all rugfuckers light up the night sky with AAA tracers?

Celebrating the 363rd Most Holy Day In Islam with a little fireworks? Hmmm?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 12:12 PM (GkFGh)

46 "3 Not to worry; the CIA knows how to handle Kennedys.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:05 PM (ynpvh)"

Yes. I'd never vote for RFK Jr. but he's now been denied Secret Service protection five times. (Actually, he's probably better off so long as he can make his own security arrangements.)

Posted by: Rowsdower Believes Ray Epps is a Fed and Ashli Bennett is Crispus Attucks at April 19, 2024 12:12 PM (1NRtQ)

47 For its part, Iran is pretending that "infiltrators," not Israelis, were responsible for the blast, so that they aren't compelled to retaliate against Israel.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:04 PM

Ah, but the illegitimate figure-head puppet Biden is out there talking about the Israeli attack.

Because we finally put the adults back in charge.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 19, 2024 12:13 PM (JMAcK)

48 Israel should continue humiliating Iran every way it can to show the rest of the world (especially Iran's Arab neighbors) that it's impotent.

NOTHING upsets a Muslim more than mocking his manhood, especially when he can't retaliate.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 12:13 PM (7fElN)

49 They should have hit the reactor.

You only get one free pass.

Now the Iranians will try to fix things. Which means if you are a civilian airliner flying to Tehran, like a Ukraine jet years ago, you may get blasted out of the air.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 12:13 PM (qam6F)

50 21 Joe Biden squeaked by in Michigan in 2020. He can't afford to lose a big chunk of voters in 2024. Trump narrowly won Michigan in 2016. Michigan is a crucial battleground state.
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When did "swing states" become "battleground states?" I know this was the near-universal language in 2020, but I don't remember if it was in 2016 or earlier.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 12:09 PM (HnUIn)

Wow, Battleground.
Sorta like Bloodbath.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:13 PM (ynpvh)

51 I shot the mullah but I did not shoot the reactor.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 12:13 PM (Dv2Ug)

52 Newest MI poll Trump +3. GA +6
I think it is pretty significant that polls have Trump at 48 ,49%. A lot of people have already made up their minds.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 19, 2024 12:13 PM (t/2Uw)

53 Beau was eaten by cannibals while he fought off the entire German army after C-Day!

He would have beaten the Germans too, but Trump said that people who joined the military were losers!

And I'm still going to nuke Israel if they invade Haifa!

My word as a Biden!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Child Molester! at April 19, 2024 12:14 PM (YAtuc)

54 23 Y'know, I just have this feeling that saber-rattling really shouldn't be done with missiles.

But what do I know?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 19, 2024 12:09 PM (ou9hh)

They ain't sabers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:14 PM (ynpvh)

55 50 Wow, Battleground.
Sorta like Bloodbath.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:13 PM (ynpvh)

=======

Just don't put crosshairs on a map.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:14 PM (GBKbO)

56 Kennedy/Tlaib Unity Ticket 2024!

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 12:14 PM (LGZQv)

57 25 BRRRRRRRR
WHRRRRRR

Posted by: Wayne County Printing Presses at April 19, 2024 12:09 PM (HnUIn)

Pre-stamped with Biden, for your pleasure.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:14 PM (ynpvh)

58 22 15 Joey Showers Valerie Jarrett is anti-Israel because she's a leftwing shiteating cocksucker and all leftwing shiteating cocksuckers hate Israel. Obama was fucking over Israel while sucking off Muslim terror long before Michigan demographics was ever an issue. Nothing has changed.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 12:08 PM (iFTx/)

=======

FIFY.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:09 PM (GBKbO)
_________

Don't disagree. It's all the same people from Obama's admin thinking all the same anti-Semitic thoughts. Jarret is fucking Iranian, FFS. Obama is a closet Muslim. Joey Showers has a personal vendetta against Israel going back to Menachem Begin. All three hate Israel and want to see it embarrassed and destroyed. But that is my point above: I think it's this age-old hatred that's animating Biden's pro-terror policies. Not Michigan demographics.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

59 but the illegitimate figure-head puppet Biden is out there

I thought you said finger-head.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024 12:14 PM (ufFY8)

60 I didn't know Kerry Kennedy mas married to Andrew Cuomo...good lawd...did they have kids?

Posted by: BignJames at April 19, 2024 12:15 PM (AwYPR)

61 Kennedy making the ballot...Ol Joe has said that's bridge he'll cross when he gets to it.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2024 12:15 PM (W/lyH)

62 You can abbreviate it as amy dammerell thromber, seriously that was her maiden name,

Posted by: no 6 at April 19, 2024 12:15 PM (PXvVL)

63 Israel said that they will not allow a nuclear Iran.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 12:15 PM (Dv2Ug)

64 32 Now the only question is if they are willing to cheat enough.

They certainly CAN cheat enough, but the question is can they get away with it when it becomes that obvious.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
=========
Cheating on behalf of an aging demented prezzie that no one really likes is a risky proposition. Has led to governments being unseated in other places. One of the top three reasons that governments are toppled is cheating in elections.

True communist states like the Norks, the USSR back in the day, or China are a bit different and despite our problems in the US, we don't have that here yet. The Deep State is working on it but the coming government finance failure is likely to work against consolidating into a truly authoritarian state. More likely to splinter into pieces than for an effective consolidation to happen.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 12:15 PM (nWD6/)

65 31 For its part, Iran is pretending that "infiltrators," not Israelis, were responsible for the blast, so that they aren't compelled to retaliate against Israel.
++++
They're going for the 'ole "hoarders and wreckers and apostates" line.

Classics.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 12:10 PM (HnUIn)

So either Israelis infiltrated, or Iranian citizens infiltrated. Which sounds worse?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:16 PM (ynpvh)

66 State of confusion.

*biden's natural state.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2024 12:16 PM (Q4IgG)

67 The Muslims are looking to show their political power by voting for someone other than Biden.

--

Isn't it funny that this fairly small demographic proportion of the population in MI carries such clout and power that Biden is trying to kiss their mohammadan a$$es to the moon and back...

...yet our own political leaders routinely ignore 70%+ of their own voters wishes.

Just an observation.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 19, 2024 12:16 PM (mupln)

68 How many states will RFK Jr carry?
At least three.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 12:16 PM (Dv2Ug)

69 Michigan has no voting oversight, they will declare the win for Biden.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 19, 2024 12:16 PM (4zk5T)

70 I can’t imagine the shit storm of Trump haddenied RFK secret service protection but I know that it would be biblical 24/7/365 from the Democrat media. Joefredo denying it not peep.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 19, 2024 12:16 PM (17s+e)

71 32 Now the only question is if they are willing to cheat enough.

They certainly CAN cheat enough, but the question is can they get away with it when it becomes that obvious.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 19, 2024 12:11 PM (JMAcK)

If they use the law of "Try and Stop Us" successfully, well then...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:16 PM (ynpvh)

72 >>I can recall Jugears, on a Netanyahu visit to the WH, forcing him to exit from the back door into an alley. Something outrageous like that.


Not just that: For a head of government to visit the White House and not pose for photographers is rare. For a key ally to be left to his own devices while the President withdraws to have dinner in private was, until this week, unheard of. Yet that is how Binyamin Netanyahu was treated by President Obama on Tuesday night, according to Israeli reports on a trip viewed in Jerusalem as a humiliation, The Times reported Friday.

After failing to extract a written promise of concessions on settlements, Obama walked out of his meeting with Netanyahu but invited him to stay at the White House, consult with advisers and “let me know if there is anything new”, a U.S. congressman, who spoke to the Prime Minister, said.

“It was awful,” the congressman said. One Israeli newspaper called the meeting “a hazing in stages,” poisoned by such mistrust that the Israeli delegation eventually left rather than risk being eavesdropped on a White House telephone line. ...

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2024 12:16 PM (cCVOS)

73 58 Don't disagree. It's all the same people from Obama's admin thinking all the same anti-Semitic thoughts. Jarret is fucking Iranian, FFS. Obama is a closet Muslim. Joey Showers has a personal vendetta against Israel going back to Menachem Begin. All three hate Israel and want to see it embarrassed and destroyed. But that is my point above: I think it's this age-old hatred that's animating Biden's pro-terror policies. Not Michigan demographics.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Oh, I agree.

The administration is balancing the line (poorly) between pro-Jew and anti-Israel because it's ideologically committed to the destruction of Israel and the rise of Iran but also because they have to put up a front for their donors. It has nothing to do with voting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:16 PM (GBKbO)

74 val is red diaper baby. she just happened to be born in Iran,

Posted by: no 6 at April 19, 2024 12:17 PM (PXvVL)

75 21 Joe Biden squeaked by in Michigan in 2020. He can't afford to lose a big chunk of voters in 2024. Trump narrowly won Michigan in 2016. Michigan is a crucial battleground state.
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When did "swing states" become "battleground states?" I know this was the near-universal language in 2020, but I don't remember if it was in 2016 or earlier.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 12:09 PM (HnUIn)
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Swingers think they can swing but it always turns into a battleground of jealousy and possession

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

76 FWIW, I have an old friend that's a paid consultant for RFK. According to him, RFK will be on the ballot in all 50 states.

Now could some legal shennaingans prevent that? Sure, but at least internally, they believe they will appear in all 50 states.

Just passing along what I was told.
Posted by: Blago at April 19, 2024 12:09 PM (w8F/W)
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It'll make the contest more interesting if true. If the polls are anything even approaching a loose relationship with reality, it will make the cheat a bit harder.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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His niche is 3rd parties, and RFK's main goal for his candidacy was appearing on the ballot in all 50 states and they hit that goal.

Posted by: Blago at April 19, 2024 12:17 PM (w8F/W)

77 68 How many states will RFK Jr carry?
At least three.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 12:16 PM (Dv2Ug)

If he does, the election will go to the House...so you all better be voting in Rs if you want Trump...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 19, 2024 12:17 PM (exHjb)

78 Israeli spies disguised as Iranians did it. Plus the usual spy goats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 12:17 PM (qam6F)

79 38 Do they drink Natural Light?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2024 12:11 PM (63Dwl)

I thought the Iranians were more into heavy water.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:17 PM (ynpvh)

80 The College Fix: Study claims ‘racism’ drives opposition to DEI statements

https://tinyurl.com/3ktcscen

Via Instapundit.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 12:17 PM (JAhdn)

81 64 Cheating on behalf of an aging demented prezzie that no one really likes is a risky proposition. Has led to governments being unseated in other places. One of the top three reasons that governments are toppled is cheating in elections.

True communist states like the Norks, the USSR back in the day, or China are a bit different and despite our problems in the US, we don't have that here yet. The Deep State is working on it but the coming government finance failure is likely to work against consolidating into a truly authoritarian state. More likely to splinter into pieces than for an effective consolidation to happen.
Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 12:15 PM (nWD6/)

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I have yet to see evidence that the people running these elections are restrained or intelligent enough to see past their next decision.

Besides, recent history says that America will just take it. PA cheating out the ass to get Fetterman to the Senate in 2022 (250,000 illegal mail in ballots sent out "accidentally"? Oh, I'm sure it made no difference at all...).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:18 PM (GBKbO)

82 FWIW, I'm not 100% sure RFK hurts Biden.

RFK has said Trump asked him to be on Trump's ticket and Trump has yet to deny that.

Posted by: Blago at April 19, 2024 12:18 PM (w8F/W)

83
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Isn't it funny that this fairly small demographic proportion of the population in MI carries such clout and power that Biden is trying to kiss their mohammadan a$$es to the moon and back...

...yet our own political leaders routinely ignore 70%+ of their own voters wishes.

Just an observation.

Posted by: Lady in Black
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It illustrates what a small group can do if it's willing.
Similar to those 12 Republicans in the House that are willing to screw the nation.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 12:18 PM (Dv2Ug)

84 73 58 Don't disagree. It's all the same people from Obama's admin thinking all the same anti-Semitic thoughts. Jarret is fucking Iranian, FFS. Obama is a closet Muslim. Joey Showers has a personal vendetta against Israel going back to Menachem Begin. All three hate Israel and want to see it embarrassed and destroyed. But that is my point above: I think it's this age-old hatred that's animating Biden's pro-terror policies. Not Michigan demographics.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

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Oh, I agree.

The administration is balancing the line (poorly) between pro-Jew and anti-Israel because it's ideologically committed to the destruction of Israel and the rise of Iran but also because they have to put up a front for their donors. It has nothing to do with voting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:16 PM (GBKbO)
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Agreed

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 12:18 PM (iFTx/)

85 Maybe *biden should sniff some Islamic kids? Would that help?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2024 12:18 PM (Q4IgG)

86 Afternoon Ace. The under /over on number of days before a "disgruntled Dem office seeker " takes out RFK Jr is about 60. Vegas might have a different number

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 19, 2024 12:18 PM (Wjvnb)

87 The Deep State is working on it but the coming government finance failure is likely to work against consolidating into a truly authoritarian state. More likely to splinter into pieces than for an effective consolidation to happen.
Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 12:15 PM (nWD6/)
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The fiscal and monetary meltdown will put an end to their ambitions.

It will put an end to almost everyone's ambitions.

The bitch of it is, as always, timing. I'd say not before five more years and not after 30 more years, but that's not a helpful range and it could be flat damn wrong anyway.

Unless we get another industrial revolution that increases productivity so much that we get a new era, of course. Those are unpredictable and they tend to rise just as the prior one peters out (which it is in the process of doing).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 12:18 PM (HnUIn)

88 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 12:18 PM (Wnv9h)

89 Cheating on behalf of an aging demented prezzie that no one really likes is a risky proposition. Has led to governments being unseated in other places.

Agree. Their problem is that they have to pull off the unlikely scenario where Biden wins by a hair again, without provoking a very strong reaction. They may just conclude that it isn't worth it this time. Who knows?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 12:18 PM (CsUN+)

90 And all the Kennedys support me, except for that traitor RFK Jr!

Don't worry, we're going to give RFK Jr. the full "CIA special"!

Tee, hee!

I'm already working on my eulogy at the memorial service!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Child Molester! at April 19, 2024 12:19 PM (YAtuc)

91 Land of Confusion?

Joey as the Prince puppet eating his own tongue.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 12:19 PM (qam6F)

92 yet our own political leaders routinely ignore 70%+ of their own voters wishes.

Just an observation.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 19, 2024 12:16 PM (mupln)

Because when a mass of disenfranchised voters descended on the capitol to finally make their displeasure with this lawless regime known, they all stood around gawping at the drapes and taking selfies and then were stitched up like a bunch of suckers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 12:19 PM (GkFGh)

93 47 For its part, Iran is pretending that "infiltrators," not Israelis, were responsible for the blast, so that they aren't compelled to retaliate against Israel.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:04 PM

Ah, but the illegitimate figure-head puppet Biden is out there talking about the Israeli attack.

Because we finally put the adults back in charge.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 19, 2024 12:13 PM (JMAcK)

Adult diapers back in charge. You get the graft, dementia, and crazy stories for free.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:19 PM (ynpvh)

94 92 Because when a mass of disenfranchised voters descended on the capitol to finally make their displeasure with this lawless regime known, they all stood around gawping at the drapes and taking selfies and then were stitched up like a bunch of suckers.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 12:19 PM (GkFGh)

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And then the capitol put up razor wire fences for months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:19 PM (GBKbO)

95 52 Newest MI poll Trump +3. GA +6
I think it is pretty significant that polls have Trump at 48 ,49%. A lot of people have already made up their minds.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
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That is about par for the course in elections with an incumbent. But, there are a lot of wild cards out there--whether the Dems pull out all stops on cheating, the effect of third parties like RFK, foreign affairs, etc.

To some degree, the question is whether the Deep State is going to take a licking and lose some of their functionaries so the rest may live or go down the bad path by trying to prop up the rotten Biden junta.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 12:19 PM (nWD6/)

96 >>>If he does, the election will go to the House...so you all better be voting in Rs if you want Trump...

Posted by: Nova Local
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It goes to Trump

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 12:19 PM (Dv2Ug)

97 Study claims ‘racism’ drives opposition to DEI statements

There is pushback against DEI that is growing.
So of course they cry rayciss.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024 12:20 PM (ufFY8)

98 >>Valerie Jarrett is anti-Israel because she's a leftwing shiteating cocksucker and all leftwing shiteating cocksuckers hate Israel.


She's also an American who grew up in Iran.

As with Obama, she spent her formative childhood years in a muslim country, the years when most of us were playing little league, celebrating 4th of July at the beach, suffering through big family Thanksgiving dinners, etc..

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2024 12:12 PM (cCVOS)

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“The Muslim call to prayer is one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset. [Michael's farts? Not so much ...]”

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 12:20 PM (LGZQv)

99 Is it my fault if some public-spirited citizen whacks RFK, Jr?

Who I am to interfere with the actions of a patriotic American?

Posted by: Joe Biden, Child Molester! at April 19, 2024 12:21 PM (YAtuc)

100 Just looked up Ross Perot and he got almost 20% allowing Clinton to win with 43% of the vote. In this case, I think Trump benefits. Bush only got 37% which is pretty close tot he numbers that Biden is pulling now in approval ratings.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 19, 2024 12:21 PM (t/2Uw)

101 Hehe hehe, too funny.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 12:21 PM (V1/1/)

102 If he does, the election will go to the House...so you all better be voting in Rs if you want Trump...
Posted by: Nova Local

—-

Voting in republicans does not assure a Trump win in that scenario. Republicans hate Trump just as much as donks maybe more.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 19, 2024 12:21 PM (17s+e)

103 PS - If it goes to the house, VA is currently 6 Ds, 5 Rs for a D vote for Pres...so if anyone is in VA, while Trump will lose the state, you wanna vote your R congressman and see if we can flip the state back 6-5 our way...7th district would be the big opportunity (although we could lose the 2nd)...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 19, 2024 12:21 PM (exHjb)

104 55 50 Wow, Battleground.
Sorta like Bloodbath.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:13 PM (ynpvh)

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Just don't put crosshairs on a map.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:14 PM (GBKbO)

Cross hares?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:22 PM (ynpvh)

105 What if I told you that Rebel Moon was a giant troll by Zack Snyder to see how far he can go before his most ardent supporters stop defending him?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

106 Mary Joe Kopechne unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Evergreen at April 19, 2024 12:22 PM (LqU2m)

107 yet our own political leaders routinely ignore 70%+ of their own voters wishes.

..


Once you taste power and wealth...

Delish!

Posted by: Speaker MAGA Mike at April 19, 2024 12:22 PM (tN3kf)

108 32 Now the only question is if they are willing to cheat enough.

They certainly CAN cheat enough, but the question is can they get away with it when it becomes that obvious.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 19, 2024 12:11


No standing

Posted by: Judge kahmaniwannalaya at April 19, 2024 12:22 PM (OiAR7)

109 I suspect the real danger is older Democrats, tired of the direction of the Democrat Party but also tired of Trump, deciding that they want to return to the glory days of America when we had Camelot and not all this racial strife by voting for a Kennedy.
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Yeah
They could cheat to the win if the Muslims stay home, so long as the old Dems still vote.
But old Dems and Muslims staying home or voting for RFK Jr?
They can't overcome that.

Especially if it's a vote to send a message. People are irrational like that.

Consider: All the polls showing Trump with just a slight lead, all the hysteria over "Trump the dictator!," "white nationalists!," etc.?
That's a full-court press to cattle prod their base, fear then into voting for Biden, "you can't afford to send a message."

But, the risk of overplaying their hand is huge.
Many are going to see through the hysteria, especially recalling nothing bad like that happened when Trump was president.
And, worse, it could cascade--Trump really does move ahead, and swing state votes think he's going to win, so a protest vote is "safe."

It's gonna get uglier.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 19, 2024 12:22 PM (yikga)

110 Pixy got upset when I mentioned B U G G S Bunny...wow.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:22 PM (ynpvh)

111 "For its part, Iran is pretending that "infiltrators," not Israelis, were responsible for the blast, so that they aren't compelled to retaliate against Israel."

Wreckers, hoarders, kulaks, and these fucking "infiltrators." What's a nice fascist commie regime supposed to do?

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 12:22 PM (iFTx/)

112 PS - If it goes to the house, VA is currently 6 Ds, 5 Rs for a D vote for Pres...so if anyone is in VA, while Trump will lose the state, you wanna vote your R congressman and see if we can flip the state back 6-5 our way...7th district would be the big opportunity (although we could lose the 2nd)...
Posted by: Nova Local


We need to get rid of that POS Gerry Connally.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 12:22 PM (9yWhg)

113 140% voter turnout for Biden!

Believe me, they will try pull it off.

Posted by: dantesed at April 19, 2024 12:23 PM (88xKn)

114 There's only one reason most people remember me at all, so please forgive me for hoping that Donald Trump doesn't manage to win this year.

Posted by: Grover Cleveland at April 19, 2024 12:23 PM (HnUIn)

115 113 140% voter turnout for Biden!

Believe me, they will try pull it off.
Posted by: dantesed at April 19, 2024 12:23 PM (88xKn)

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"Can we audit that against the most recent phone book?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

116 Kennedy making the ballot...Ol Joe has said that's bridge he'll cross when he gets to it.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2024 12:15 PM (W/lyH)

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BREAKING: Biden Says He Will Cross the Francis Scott Key Bridge to Meet With RFK, Jr.

Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 12:23 PM (LGZQv)

117 Ugh.
Taylor Swift story on the news.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024 12:23 PM (ufFY8)

118 For its part, Iran is pretending that "infiltrators," not Israelis, were responsible for the blast, so that they aren't compelled to retaliate against Israel."
_________

T-800 or T-1000?

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 12:23 PM (iFTx/)

119 96 >>>If he does, the election will go to the House...so you all better be voting in Rs if you want Trump...

Posted by: Nova Local
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It goes to Trump
Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 12:19 PM (Dv2Ug)

No, you have to get to 270, not just a win...so if Trump doesn't get to 270, it goes to the House...

If RFK wins 3 states, no one is getting to 270...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 19, 2024 12:24 PM (exHjb)

120 jim joking about another Kennedy getting whacked, but I think the opposite scenario is more likely. If Joe strokes out, RFK Jr. becomes the only way to stop Trump.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at April 19, 2024 12:24 PM (wGerL)

121 Study claims ‘racism’ drives opposition to DEI statements
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Almost right.

‘Racism’ drives DEI.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 19, 2024 12:24 PM (17s+e)

122 Remember

Krispy Kreme Kristie is totes okay with any means to keep Trump from the Presidency.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 12:24 PM (qam6F)

123 114 There's only one reason most people remember me at all, so please forgive me for hoping that Donald Trump doesn't manage to win this year.
Posted by: Grover Cleveland at April 19, 2024 12:23 PM (HnUIn)

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I remember you for marrying your ward.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:24 PM (GBKbO)

124 buggs

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:24 PM (ynpvh)

125 You can abbreviate it as amy dammerell thromber, seriously that was her maiden name,
Posted by: no 6 at April 19, 2024


***
That's enough to give you a coronary thromber-osis

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 12:24 PM (J2vNu)

126 "Not to worry; the CIA knows how to handle Kennedys."

This was my first thought.

While the left would no doubt love to see Trump disposed of BAMN, and one of their loonies yet might try, it wouldn't be the first time expediency was served by those in power with a sacrificial Kennedy.

Posted by: barbarausa at April 19, 2024 12:24 PM (enw9G)

127 RFK Jr. didn't kill himself.

Posted by: McLurkerson at April 19, 2024 12:24 PM (CjgNg)

128 Something tells me that the Democrat-Communists in Lansing will find "something" wrong with the paperwork and throw him off the ballot at the last, most prejudicial, moment. In order to, you know, "save democracy."

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at April 19, 2024 12:25 PM (qUkBO)

129 112 PS - If it goes to the house, VA is currently 6 Ds, 5 Rs for a D vote for Pres...so if anyone is in VA, while Trump will lose the state, you wanna vote your R congressman and see if we can flip the state back 6-5 our way...7th district would be the big opportunity (although we could lose the 2nd)...
Posted by: Nova Local


We need to get rid of that POS Gerry Connally.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 12:22 PM (9yWhg)

He's in the 2nd bluest seat (D+1 - that's gonna be almost impossible to beat. There's a D+6 that would be a shot...but his really isn't until he retires...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 19, 2024 12:25 PM (exHjb)

130 D+18

Posted by: Nova Local at April 19, 2024 12:25 PM (exHjb)

131 >>>Biden wins by a hair again, without provoking a very strong reaction. They may just conclude that it isn't worth it this time. Who knows?

Posted by: Archimedes
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And all the people turn to each other and say, 'I didn't vote for that SOB'.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 12:25 PM (Dv2Ug)

132 Okay, it's the combo of
B u g g s and of
B u n n y in a single comment that's banned. Huh.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:25 PM (ynpvh)

133 The College Fix: Study claims ‘racism’ drives opposition to DEI statements

https://tinyurl.com/3ktcscen

Via Instapundit.
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 12:17 PM (JAhdn)
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"Academics defend academic doctrine against detractors through personal insult."

:: YAWN ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 12:25 PM (HnUIn)

134 Oh, it's Bugs Bunny.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:26 PM (ynpvh)

135 Israel should have gone with an airbust over Tehran.

...with lots of glitter. Shiite love glitter.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 19, 2024 12:26 PM (50n2b)

136 >>Isn't it funny that this fairly small demographic proportion of the population in MI carries such clout and power that Biden is trying to kiss their mohammadan a$$es to the moon and back...


Ah, but they've been flexing their power across the country since 10/7 by closing down bridges, tunnels, and airports during key traffic times (Thanksgiving and Christmas travel), they've been protesting various celebrations like the Macy's Thanksgiving parade and Times Square NYE, they've been non-stop protesting on college campuses, sit-ins in Congressional offices, Google, college leadership, going to city council meetings to chant/shout down/demand they make a Palestinian state their priority, they've twice (IIRC) mobbed the US Capital and the National Mall (and vandalized it), and so on. They MSM has been carefully downplaying it and refusing to connect them as one coordinated movement.

I doubt many normies have a full view of the extent to which they have been forcing their demands on us for the last six months, but I would imagine they have been harassing elected officials at all levels quite effectively. I suspect this is not just about Michigan, not be a long shot.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2024 12:26 PM (cCVOS)

137 The bitch of it is, as always, timing. I'd say not before five more years and not after 30 more years, but that's not a helpful range and it could be flat damn wrong anyway.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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War and/or a severe economic depression is likely to decide the question just like it gave the coup de grace to the dying Austrian Hungarian Empire.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 12:27 PM (nWD6/)

138 Nope!

MILF Julie Moran trying to sell me a heated blanket.

https://images.app.goo.gl/8nkTMNwjvPL3qKwp7

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 19, 2024 12:27 PM (ufFY8)

139 Who is Bugs Potter?

Posted by: spindrift at April 19, 2024 12:28 PM (OguvZ)

140 You all see where that woman in Brazil wheeled Biden's twin into a bank and tried to get a loan in his name?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 19, 2024 12:28 PM (50n2b)

141 It is possible that Biden*, Trump, and RFK will all be dead come November 5, though only one of them by natural causes.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at April 19, 2024 12:28 PM (qUkBO)

142 The Jerusalem Post says this was a demonstration attack showing they could hit the reactor, and Iran's air defenses are completely unable to stop Israel.

Should have dropped bombs that popped out little flags saying, "Boom!."

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 19, 2024 12:28 PM (0eaVi)

143 105 What if I told you that Rebel Moon was a giant troll by Zack Snyder to see how far he can go before his most ardent supporters stop defending him?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:22 PM (GBKbO)
_____

I think that's true of most of Hollywood nowadays. It's inside pool on how much contempt they can show for their audiences and still get glowing reviews and cash fat paychecks.

I finally finished Avatar 2: The Way of Shit after 2 prior tries. It had to be a joke on how badly Cameron could make a movie and still make a ton of money. He was laughing at his audience writing that script on toilet paper while sitting on the shitter after a big Mexican dinner.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 12:28 PM (iFTx/)

144 132 Okay, it's the combo of
B u g g s and of
B u n n y in a single comment that's banned. Huh.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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That happened to me not too long ago. Pixy will not accept it.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 12:28 PM (Dv2Ug)

145 Christopher Rufo/City Journal: Larry Sanger Speaks Out
The Wikipedia co-founder discusses Katherine Maher and the corruption of the Internet.

https://tinyurl.com/3s3yab39

Via Instapundit.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 12:29 PM (JAhdn)

146 Robert

Hatsune Miku is 16

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 12:29 PM (qam6F)

147 Bugs Bunny.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 12:29 PM (JAhdn)

148 I doubt many normies have a full view of the extent to which they have been forcing their demands on us for the last six months, but I would imagine they have been harassing elected officials at all levels quite effectively. I suspect this is not just about Michigan, not be a long shot.
Posted by: Lizzy

Most of those protests are run by professional protesters and organizers. Often they actually recruit on college campuses by paying the yutes a few bucks, meals, and transportation to participate.

Pretty much all of those protests seen in the media are fake crap designed to sway public opinion in a crisis. Organic, they are not.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 12:29 PM (nWD6/)

149 Who is Bugs Potter?
Posted by: spindrift


Harry's mutant twin who lived under the stair.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 12:29 PM (IG4Id)

150 143 I think that's true of most of Hollywood nowadays. It's inside pool on how much contempt they can show for their audiences and still get glowing reviews and cash fat paychecks.

I finally finished Avatar 2: The Way of Shit after 2 prior tries. It had to be a joke on how badly Cameron could make a movie and still make a ton of money. He was laughing at his audience writing that script on toilet paper while sitting on the shitter after a big Mexican dinner.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 12:28 PM (iFTx/)

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Dear lord,...Avatar 2...the worst big budget script since Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindewald. And it still made $2 billion despite the culture having forgotten about Avatar 1.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

151 Daffy Duck

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 12:30 PM (9yWhg)

152 Iran attacked to test. Israel responded yesterday to show its pinpoint capabilities.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 19, 2024 12:30 PM (NFX2v)

153 Goes well out of his way to step on a rake.

Daily Mail Online
@MailOnline
'They wouldn't just eat any white men that fell from the sky': Outraged Papua New Guinea academics lash out at Biden's 'unacceptable' suggestion that cannibals ate his WW2 pilot uncle

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 19, 2024 12:30 PM (FVME7)

154 Whih 3 states can Kennedy possibly win? RCP curently has Trump at 295 electoral votes. He's already at 48-49% in most of the battlegrounds. You telling me that Kennedy is going to pull those numbers down at this point? From Trump? He might prevail in really really blue states but there is no way that he is going to change the dynamic in the places already pretty solidly for Trump. It's not like people don;t already know lhe is out there. He is only pulling 5-8% in three way polling and Trump stil comes out ahead.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 19, 2024 12:30 PM (t/2Uw)

155 The Wendigo possesses stick thin guys with pale skin and sunken eyes and yellow teeth, and makes 'em eat people. Can't stop the hunger, jack! At least that's what the Algonquin told me when I was their shaman from the bronze age through 1974. They called me the Medicine Man back then, just like my own docs do til this day.

Anyway, that's why I thought it was a Wendigo when it ate Beau. I caught him in a dreamcatcher, and then found out it was just the smartest guy I know. He only ate 'im to save 'im from the cancer. I told that dreamcatcher it had six seconds to release him, or I'd kill every damn buffalo on the Great Plains. And whaddya know, but I killed 'em all, and now that guy is my Minister of Foreign Hookers. Word as a Brandon.

Posted by: Brandon at April 19, 2024 12:31 PM (0FoWg)

156 >>>If he does, the election will go to the House...so you all better be voting in Rs if you want Trump...

Posted by: Nova Local
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It goes to Trump

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 12:19 PM (Dv2Ug)

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Bongino's hair has been on fire of late (NTTAWWT since mine's been on fire for over three years now) warning about additional House R's retiring before their current terms expire -- or attempting to replace our latest neo-traitor House Speaker Johnson -- resulting in a Speaker of The House Hakeem Jeffries who would ensure the sabotage of Trump if the election were to go to The House.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 12:31 PM (LGZQv)

157 That's why I call it:

Avatard 2: The Way of Money

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 12:31 PM (qam6F)

158
Isn't it funny that this fairly small demographic proportion of the population in MI carries such clout and power that Biden is trying to kiss their mohammadan a$$es to the moon and back...

...yet our own political leaders routinely ignore 70%+ of their own voters wishes.

Just an observation.

Posted by: Lady in Black

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It’s a good observation because politics is actually the art of dividing people to accumulate and maintain power. Once you’ve got the base secured you can only work on the margins.

Trump has been attempting and has succeeded to a large degree to steal the working class division but Republican politicians rather lose than absorb that group.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 19, 2024 12:32 PM (r+zNo)

159 Dear lord,...Avatar 2...the worst big budget script since Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindewald. And it still made $2 billion despite the culture having forgotten about Avatar 1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

And DEIsney tries to take credit for it, sort of, but they were only the distributor of the film.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024 12:32 PM (ufFY8)

160 154 Whih 3 states can Kennedy possibly win? RCP curently has Trump at 295 electoral votes. He's already at 48-49% in most of the battlegrounds. You telling me that Kennedy is going to pull those numbers down at this point? From Trump? He might prevail in really really blue states but there is no way that he is going to change the dynamic in the places already pretty solidly for Trump. It's not like people don;t already know lhe is out there. He is only pulling 5-8% in three way polling and Trump stil comes out ahead.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 19, 2024 12:30 PM (t/2Uw)

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With concerted effort in a state dominated by Mormons, Mormon Evan McMuffin still didn't win Utah in 2016.

The last 3rd party candidate to carry any states at all was George Wallace in 1968.

RFK ain't gonna have the appeal of George Wallace in Alabama.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:32 PM (GBKbO)

161 The Wendigo possesses stick thin guys with pale skin and sunken eyes and yellow teeth, and makes 'em eat people. Can't stop the hunger, jack! At least that's what the Algonquin told me when I was their shaman from the bronze age through 1974. They called me the Medicine Man back then, just like my own docs do til this day.

Anyway, that's why I thought it was a Wendigo when it ate Beau. I caught him in a dreamcatcher, and then found out it was just the smartest guy I know. He only ate 'im to save 'im from the cancer. I told that dreamcatcher it had six seconds to release him, or I'd kill every damn buffalo on the Great Plains. And whaddya know, but I killed 'em all, and now that guy is my Minister of Foreign Hookers. Word as a Brandon.
Posted by: Brandon at April 19, 2024 12:31 PM (0FoWg)
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It actually took me a minute to recognize this as language.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 12:32 PM (HnUIn)

162 Hatsune Miku is 16
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 12:29 PM (qam6F)

What's the legal age of consent for virtual idols?

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 12:32 PM (JAhdn)

163 Illhan Omar's daughter/niece Buckwheat Nur says "O-tay"

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 19, 2024 12:33 PM (wBaIH)

164 New Guinea cannibals overwhelmingly preferred fresh cooked Japanese.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 12:33 PM (qam6F)

165 'They wouldn't just eat any white men that fell from the sky': Outraged Papua New Guinea academics lash out at Biden's 'unacceptable' suggestion that cannibals ate his WW2 pilot uncle

Not true!

The cannibals ate Beau's liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti!

My word as a Biden!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Child Molester! at April 19, 2024 12:33 PM (YAtuc)

166 159 And DEIsney tries to take credit for it, sort of, but they were only the distributor of the film.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024 12:32 PM (ufFY

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They got a good chunk of the cash and it had a good deal with helping them salvage their 2023 financials. Take the win, they should have.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:33 PM (GBKbO)

167 Joe Biden squeaked by in Michigan in 2020
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hahahaha

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 12:33 PM (WCiZg)

168 ... resulting in a Speaker of The House Hakeem Jeffries who would ensure the sabotage of Trump if the election were to go to The House.

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Should have added: by getting some bill or resolution passed defining Trump as an "insurrectionist" and thereby preventing him from assuming office per the Fourteenth Amendment.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 12:33 PM (LGZQv)

169 117 Ugh.
Taylor Swift story on the news.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
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News is pretty much all propaganda all of the time. Good reason to avoid it and keep your digestion running smoothly. Someone here will mention enough of the key points of the Idiocratic media droppings so that you demonetize the propaganda merchants and get to sneer at it without reading the actual AI assisted press release by Tay Tay and co.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 12:33 PM (nWD6/)

170 I don’t see RFK wining any state, not even close. He’ll get 10% if he’s lucky.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 12:33 PM (Y6Wgg)

171 Honestly, if they put the nuke crap so deep it can't be bombed or whatever, you don't need to destroy, just entomb it collapse the accesses? What am missing ...?

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at April 19, 2024 12:33 PM (6mBpS)

172 Israel shows their power and restraint in one elegant and tactful move. Interesting gambit.

I remember the 80's teen movie trope where the hero gets into a fight with the bully but doesn't actually hurt him, he merely deflects all the blows heading his way. At the end, he throws bully to the ground and launches a kill shot palm strike to the face. But he doesn't actually connect and stops one inch away. The bully now knows he's been beaten and humiliated and the fight ends.

Some times that works, sometimes it doesn't. I guess time will tell.
To go back to hollywood tropes, some people just want to watch the world burn.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2024 12:34 PM (FCbAQ)

173 PS - For those unaware, if no presidential candidate gets to 270, the THREE top presidential candidate names then are sent to the House (while the top 3 VP ones are sent to the Senate), and each state's delegation votes for 1 name...and majority wins.

So, RFK could win 1 state and be selected president if he gets an election where no one hits 270.

This is also why you need to vote R Senate. With delegations of 2, the votes for VP will be even more crucial to stop any post-election nonsense.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 19, 2024 12:34 PM (exHjb)

174 167 Joe Biden squeaked by in Michigan in 2020
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hahahaha
Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 12:33 PM (WCiZg)

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It just took weeks of "counting".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:34 PM (GBKbO)

175 You all see where that woman in Brazil wheeled Biden's twin into a bank and tried to get a loan in his name?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Well, he'd only been dead for a couple of hours....

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 19, 2024 12:34 PM (t/2Uw)

176 11 I suspect the real danger is older Democrats, tired of the direction of the Democrat Party but also tired of Trump, deciding that they want to return to the glory days of America when we had Camelot and not all this racial strife by voting for a Kennedy.

Assuming Detroit can be reined in from just imagining ballot numbers in ballot boxes, that is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Yup. It could only mean something to the much older Democrats with $ who believe they can continue to keep things balanced for them and theirs. Ha.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 19, 2024 12:34 PM (NFX2v)

177 Robert

You can be the trend setter...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 12:34 PM (qam6F)

178 At least that's what the Algonquin told me when I was their shaman from the bronze age through 1974.

Wait a sec ... the Indians didn't have a Bronze Age. I suspect some of this is not entirely accurate.

Did the Aztecs work bronze?

Posted by: spindrift at April 19, 2024 12:34 PM (OguvZ)

179 pr0n Avatar >> Smurfs >> Avatar 1 & 2

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 19, 2024 12:35 PM (ufFY8)

180 142 The Jerusalem Post says this was a demonstration attack showing they could hit the reactor, and Iran's air defenses are completely unable to stop Israel.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Stupid question, but, didn't Iran already know that?

Posted by: old chick at April 19, 2024 12:35 PM (F3Dlr)

181
'They wouldn't just eat any white men that fell from the sky': Outraged Papua New Guinea academics lash out at Biden's 'unacceptable' suggestion that cannibals ate his WW2 pilot uncle.’

Souffleing Private Biden is no longer movie material?

Posted by: Rex B at April 19, 2024 12:35 PM (HtVDB)

182 And it still made $2 billion despite the culture having forgotten about Avatar 1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

What, not excited about Avatar 3 through 15?

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 12:35 PM (JAhdn)

183 I don’t see RFK wining any state, not even close. He’ll get 10% if he’s lucky.
Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 12:33 PM (Y6Wgg)
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I doubt RFK will carry any state. He *will* change the margins in several, though.

Who those margin changes will favor, though, remains to seen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 12:35 PM (HnUIn)

184 The new spending bill has funding for Hamas.
We are paying them to take hostages.
We don't negotiate with terrorists, we finance them.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 19, 2024 12:35 PM (MeG8a)

185 That cannibal eating Joes Uncle has been de- fanged... The plane lost it's engine and hit the water . There was one survivor who said the others didn't survive... Unless the cannibals went swimming I doubt they ate Joe's Uncle

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 12:35 PM (Akjoo)

186 144 132 Okay, it's the combo of
B u g g s and of
B u n n y in a single comment that's banned. Huh.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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That happened to me not too long ago. Pixy will not accept it.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 12:28 PM (Dv2Ug)

I wonder why?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:36 PM (ynpvh)

187 Iran is pretending that "infiltrators," not Israelis, were responsible for the blast

...

You missed me.

No I didn't.

Yeah huh. Plus I'm bullet proof.

I hit you right there.

Nope I'm everything proof called it first no copying.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 19, 2024 12:36 PM (z/ifB)

188 Bongino's hair has been on fire of late (NTTAWWT since mine's been on fire for over three years now) warning about additional House R's retiring before their current terms expire -- or attempting to replace our latest neo-traitor House Speaker Johnson -- resulting in a Speaker of The House Hakeem Jeffries who would ensure the sabotage of Trump if the election were to go to The House.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 12:31 PM (LGZQv)


Chris Plante was sounding the same alarm this morning.
I think Johnson is a classic POS Uni-Party Repub, but even the slightest advantage is better than no advantage, but the R(etard) Party will probably screw this up because that's who they are!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 19, 2024 12:36 PM (hOUT3)

189 >>Most of those protests are run by professional protesters and organizers. Often they actually recruit on college campuses by paying the yutes a few bucks, meals, and transportation to participate.

Pretty much all of those protests seen in the media are fake crap designed to sway public opinion in a crisis. Organic, they are not.



Agreed. Seems that the same bunch of 60's radicals have had a hand in most protest movements since they started (the kind that pop up every 4 years IYKWIM), including BLM, OWS, #MeToo, Bush era anti-war, etc.

They do this because it works. It gets the Democrats focused on their demands because they know they can't get elected without the support of the aggrieved demographic du jour. This year, it's Palestinians.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2024 12:36 PM (cCVOS)

190 182 What, not excited about Avatar 3 through 15?
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 12:35 PM (JAhdn)

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I would say, "Take a break, James," but he seems determined to either make more Avatar movies or take a break to make a movie about Hiroshima.

Maybe the Hiroshima movie making no money would be a healthy hit to his ego. Or, it'll be another Oppenheimer and makes tons of money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:36 PM (GBKbO)

191 I can recall Jugears, on a Netanyahu visit to the WH, forcing him to exit from the back door into an alley. Something outrageous like that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 12:11 PM (J2vNu)

That was the Dali Lama.
Man I wanted to say Llama.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2024 12:37 PM (FCbAQ)

192 Should have added: by getting some bill or resolution passed defining Trump as an "insurrectionist" and thereby preventing him from assuming office per the Fourteenth Amendment.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 12:33 PM (LGZQv)

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Except ex post facto law and bill of attainder.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 19, 2024 12:37 PM (r+zNo)

193 Good to see Kennedy aligning himself with stone-age cultists. Pretty sure it'll add another glorious chapter in the march of Progressivism.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at April 19, 2024 12:37 PM (HDrsj)

194 I remember the 80's teen movie trope where the hero gets into a fight with the bully but doesn't actually hurt him, he merely deflects all the blows heading his way. At the end, he throws bully to the ground and launches a kill shot palm strike to the face. But he doesn't actually connect and stops one inch away. The bully now knows he's been beaten and humiliated and the fight ends.

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I remember those.

The other one was where the beautiful woman would often choose to live the rest of her life with the poorer, less attractive man over the hunky wealthy guy simply because the former had shown high moral character.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 12:37 PM (WCiZg)

195 This medieval blonde doesn't care about elections because she is a royalist and is uninterested in any form of government that is not monarchy:
http://tiny.cc/q24txz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 12:37 PM (HnUIn)

196 'They wouldn't just eat any white men that fell from the sky': Outraged Papua New Guinea academics lash out at Biden's 'unacceptable' suggestion that cannibals ate his WW2 pilot uncle
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 19, 2024 12:30 PM (FVME7)

Wait, you mean they had delicate, refined pallets? Cannibals are now like the French?

What if cousin Brucie Biden there was young and tender, and had a sage and garlic in his pants? Maybe a tub of butter in his parachute pack? Sauteed slowly over a bed of locally harvested roasted fresh vegetables? Come on!

Posted by: Boswell at April 19, 2024 12:37 PM (K+UlC)

197 Only Biden could start a diplomatic spat by suggesting another countries citizens ate his uncle. Old man Bush barfing on the Japanese prime minister has nothing on this

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 19, 2024 12:37 PM (Wjvnb)

198 191 I can recall Jugears, on a Netanyahu visit to the WH, forcing him to exit from the back door into an alley. Something outrageous like that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 12:11 PM (J2vNu)

He left him sitting there and went to dinner

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 12:37 PM (Akjoo)

199 or those unaware, if no presidential candidate gets to 270, the THREE top presidential candidate names then are sent to the House (while the top 3 VP ones are sent to the Senate), and each state's delegation votes for 1 name...and majority wins.

So, RFK could win 1 state and be selected president if he gets an election where no one hits 270.

This is also why you need to vote R Senate. With delegations of 2, the votes for VP will be even more crucial to stop any post-election nonsense.

Posted by: Nova Local
Does this vote take place after the new Congress is sworn in or with the sitting Congress at the time of the election because if so it's f'ed up. Not that I think there is a a snowball's chance in Hell that this scenario will take place. Kennedy does not have a significant consituency so all this is nonsense talk.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 19, 2024 12:37 PM (t/2Uw)

200 I saw that the Kennedys endorsed Biden over RFKJr.
Which makes me like RFKJr a bit more.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 19, 2024 12:38 PM (q2svT)

201 I missed commenting on the morning rant--but must say, no fucking shit dipstick.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 19, 2024 12:38 PM (XMwZJ)

202 The A-20G's flight engineer survived the ditching,

The Havoc was being used for non-combat flights after suffering a belly landing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 12:38 PM (qam6F)

203 You can be the trend setter...
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 12:34 PM (qam6F)

I dunno. The lead singer of BabyMetal is cuter and I wouldn't have to worry about getting electrocuted from trying to stick it in a USB port.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 12:38 PM (JAhdn)

204 So, RFK could win 1 state and be selected president if he gets an election where no one hits 270



Could be even better than that. He could theoretically win one of the EVs in Maine or Nebraska, Trump and Biden are 269-268. Nobody is at 270.

All 3 go to the house, RFK wins with only 1 EV won.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 12:38 PM (Y6Wgg)

205 It’s a good observation because politics is actually the art of dividing people to accumulate and maintain power. Once you’ve got the base secured you can only work on the margins.

Trump has been attempting and has succeeded to a large degree to steal the working class division but Republican politicians rather lose than absorb that group.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
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The GOP is and has been a dead party for decades mouthing pieties but then doing the opposite in power on wars, taxes, trade, national security, the economy, and immigration.

It is only the fact that the Dems have become insane in governance that the GOP manages to scrape together enough votes from its base that votes for the GOP for self defense reasons--not passion.

Trump and a few others are trying to revive the corpse of the GOP rather than create a new party but I am not sure they can be successful. But it is worth a vote and support to those reformers if they can teach the elephant to dance.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 12:38 PM (nWD6/)

206 I suspect the real danger is older Democrats, tired of the direction of the Democrat Party but also tired of Trump, deciding that they want to return to the glory days of America when we had Camelot and not all this racial strife by voting for a Kennedy.
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Today, early am local news in Chicago outlets had the Pretend Pres accepting kudos from 'The Kennedys' with the crawl saying that the 'Kennedy Family' endorses FJB.

I laughed.


Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2024 12:38 PM (MIKMs)

207 The new spending bill has funding for Hamas.
We are paying them to take hostages.
We don't negotiate with terrorists, we finance them.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 19, 2024 12:35 PM (MeG8a)Delighted!

Oh no!

Anyway...we must win in November or I lose power and wealth!

I Mean the Democrats will win!

Posted by: Speaker MAGA Mike at April 19, 2024 12:38 PM (tN3kf)

208 News is pretty much all propaganda all of the time.

Yup.

I watch it for the occasional local story, and the entertainment value of some stupidity.

The local snippets of network/national stories are absolutely horribly slanted or inaccurate.

I NEVER watch the network news.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024 12:38 PM (ufFY8)

209 Only Biden could start a diplomatic spat by suggesting another countries citizens ate his uncle.

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*ahem*

It's a stutter.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 12:38 PM (WCiZg)

210 204 Could be even better than that. He could theoretically win one of the EVs in Maine or Nebraska, Trump and Biden are 269-268. Nobody is at 270.

All 3 go to the house, RFK wins with only 1 EV won.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 12:38 PM (Y6Wgg)

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It feels a little early for people to be fretting over the 269-269 scenario that's always technically possible but never comes close to actually happening.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

211 "That happened to me not too long ago. Pixy will not accept it.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 12:28 PM (Dv2Ug)

I wonder why?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) "


Yeah, what's up with that?

Posted by: Doc at April 19, 2024 12:39 PM (vFG9F)

212 How many states will RFK Jr carry?
At least three.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 12:16 PM (Dv2Ug)

If he does, the election will go to the House...so you all better be voting in Rs if you want Trump...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 19, 2024 12:17 PM (exHjb)


RFKJ won't win any state where Trump had a shot. If he wins anything it'll be something like Vermont.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 19, 2024 12:39 PM (nR2nR)

213 Does this vote take place after the new Congress is sworn in or with the sitting Congress at the time of the election



It’s the new house and senate. Vote takes place after both the current house and senate is sworn in.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 12:39 PM (Y6Wgg)

214 New Guinea cannibals overwhelmingly preferred fresh cooked Japanese.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 12:33 PM (qam6F)

Just not their navy guys starving from eating white rice.

Posted by: Cannibal picky eaters at April 19, 2024 12:40 PM (z/ifB)

215 It'll make the contest more interesting if true. If the polls are anything even approaching a loose relationship with reality, it will make the cheat a bit harder.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 12:12 PM (HnUIn)

*twists hershey's kiss tinfoil hat tighter*
It may make it easier if Dominion machines can be hacked to take the Trump totals down by giving them to a third party candidate. That way Joetato doesn't have to have more votes than voters, which makes the cheat obvious.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2024 12:40 PM (FCbAQ)

216 The other one was where the beautiful woman would often choose to live the rest of her life with the poorer, less attractive man over the hunky wealthy guy simply because the former had shown high moral character.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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Yeah, that ended with the screen test of Pretty in Pink where Ducky got screwed because the femmes in that audience wanted Andy McCarthy to end up with Molly Ringwald.

Amusing actually.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 12:40 PM (nWD6/)

217 >>> That was the Dali Lama.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2024 12:37 PM (FCbAQ)


Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald,... striking.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 12:40 PM (Y6IkP)

218 Posted by: Nova Local
Does this vote take place after the new Congress is sworn in or with the sitting Congress at the time of the election because if so it's f'ed up. Not that I think there is a a snowball's chance in Hell that this scenario will take place. Kennedy does not have a significant consituency so all this is nonsense talk.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 19, 2024 12:37 PM (t/2Uw)

That, I don't know...the only thing I can find is that the new Pres must get 26 votes...and if it's not done by inauguration day, the VP-elect (picked by the Senate) would serve as Pres til someone gets to 26...SO VOTE HOUSE R and SENATE R! I could see a VP serving...forever...in some scenarios...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 19, 2024 12:41 PM (exHjb)

219 Cameron's Hiroshima movie will be about the pilot for the B-29 'The Great Artiste' who later in life lost contact with reality and became Walter Mitty.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 12:41 PM (qam6F)

220 FWIW, I'm not 100% sure RFK hurts Biden.

RFK has said Trump asked him to be on Trump's ticket and Trump has yet to deny that.
Posted by: Blago at April 19, 2024 12:18 PM (w8F/W)


https://is.gd/9dbZK3

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 19, 2024 12:41 PM (nR2nR)

221 I guess this is only for the primary, come election that have no where to go.
And still think the August surprise is going to be sprung on Democrats

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 12:41 PM (V1/1/)

222 feels a little early for people to be fretting over the 269-269 scenario that's always technically possible but never comes close to actually happening.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

It’s not that far fetched, I played around with 270towin and there were a few plausible scenarios where 269 ties happened.

If that does happen Trump easily wins in the house. Remember it’s a vote by state delegation. Which means California’s 52 reps get 1 vote just like Wyoming’s 1 rep gets a vote.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 12:42 PM (Y6Wgg)

223
For its part, Iran is pretending that "infiltrators," not Israelis, were responsible for the blast

I have a theory about that but not sharing. Israel knows how to play the game and if I'm correct don't wanna tip Iran off.

Bonus points: If they *really* do think it was an inside job it only adds to their paranoia, which will lead to further crackdown on citizens, which could lead to those citizens deciding they'd be better off without the mullahs. I saw a video on X where the police are cracking down on women not covering their hair in public.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 12:42 PM (RKVpM)

224 220 FWIW, I'm not 100% sure RFK hurts Biden.

RFK has said Trump asked him to be on Trump's ticket and Trump has yet to deny that.
Posted by: Blago at April 19, 2024 12:18 PM (w8F/W)

And if that was real, it was again, so stupid by Trump...but we're used to his bad personnel decisions.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 19, 2024 12:42 PM (exHjb)

225 222 It’s not that far fetched, I played around with 270towin and there were a few plausible scenarios where 269 ties happened.

If that does happen Trump easily wins in the house. Remember it’s a vote by state delegation. Which means California’s 52 reps get 1 vote just like Wyoming’s 1 rep gets a vote.
Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 12:42 PM (Y6Wgg)

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As I said, it's technically possible, but it never comes close. It's, at best, an interesting academic exercise. It's, at worst (mostly when featured in prominent places), a waste of column space.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:43 PM (GBKbO)

226 I would say, "Take a break, James," but he seems determined to either make more Avatar movies or take a break to make a movie about Hiroshima.

Maybe the Hiroshima movie making no money would be a healthy hit to his ego. Or, it'll be another Oppenheimer and makes tons of money.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:36 PM (GBKbO)

He's doing a Hiroshima movie.

So two and a half hours of Japanese getting burned alive in radioactive fire and 30 minutes of condemning America?

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 12:43 PM (JAhdn)

227 I can recall Jugears, on a Netanyahu visit to the WH, forcing him to exit from the back door into an alley. Something outrageous like that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024
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He left him sitting there and went to dinner
Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024


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I thought I remembered one of our sources here running a pic of Netanyahu in coat and hat walking thorugh an alley instead of emerging from the WH and descending to his limo. Maybe I just imagined it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 12:43 PM (J2vNu)

228 Hatsune Miku, " USB-C?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 12:44 PM (qam6F)

229 195 This medieval blonde doesn't care about elections because she is a royalist and is uninterested in any form of government that is not monarchy:
http://tiny.cc/q24txz
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Monarchies have the same problem that democracies do--they degenerate over time because there is no foolish ruler prevention strategy.

The Romans and later Byzantines probably had the best system for monarchy where they 'adopted' someone and trained them to be their successor rather than relying on the genetic lottery. Unfortunately, enough rulers like Marcus Aurelius etc. ignored that system in favor of promoting their beloved spawn that were incompetent and/or evil buffoons.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 12:44 PM (nWD6/)

230 I thought I remembered one of our sources here running a pic of Netanyahu in coat and hat walking thorugh an alley instead of emerging from the WH and descending to his limo. Maybe I just imagined it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 12:43 PM (J2vNu)

The Dalai Lama

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 12:44 PM (Akjoo)

231 Trump and a few others are trying to revive the corpse of the GOP rather than create a new party but I am not sure they can be successful. But it is worth a vote and support to those reformers if they can teach the elephant to dance.
Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 12:38 PM (nWD6/)

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I think the serendipitous death of McConnell would do wonders.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 19, 2024 12:44 PM (r+zNo)

232 222 feels a little early for people to be fretting over the 269-269 scenario that's always technically possible but never comes close to actually happening.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

It’s not that far fetched, I played around with 270towin and there were a few plausible scenarios where 269 ties happened.

If that does happen Trump easily wins in the house. Remember it’s a vote by state delegation. Which means California’s 52 reps get 1 vote just like Wyoming’s 1 rep gets a vote.
Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 12:42 PM (Y6Wgg)

MAYBE - TX and FL also only get 1 vote...and states with 1 House member gets TONS of power. So, you need to vote R everywhere. Like VA. it's a 1 vote difference in the party delegation makeup right now, and it's the wrong way...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 19, 2024 12:44 PM (exHjb)

233 226 He's doing a Hiroshima movie.

So two and a half hours of Japanese getting burned alive in radioactive fire and 30 minutes of condemning America?
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 12:43 PM (JAhdn)

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This is the info on Wikipedia:

"The Last Train from Hiroshima: The Survivors Look Back
On August 12, 2010, Entertainment Weekly reported that Cameron was working on a biographical film about Tsutomu Yamaguchi, a Japanese man that survived both the Atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945. The film's title was announced as Last Train to Hiroshima.[96] Cameron met Yamaguchi just days before he died.[96] The film would be based on the book of the same by Charles R. Pellegrino.[97] However, the project entered into development hell after Cameron decided to first focus on the Avatar sequels."

The entry has obviously not been updated recently because Cameron was saying it was possibly his next project after Avatar 3 last year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:45 PM (GBKbO)

234 As I said, it's technically possible, but it never comes close. It's, at best, an interesting academic exercise. It's, at worst (mostly when featured in prominent places), a waste of column space.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:43 PM (GBKbO)

...

Is this like when they have a football score that has never happened before.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 19, 2024 12:45 PM (z/ifB)

235 Monarchies have the same problem that democracies do--they degenerate over time because there is no foolish ruler prevention strategy.

The Romans and later Byzantines probably had the best system for monarchy where they 'adopted' someone and trained them to be their successor rather than relying on the genetic lottery. Unfortunately, enough rulers like Marcus Aurelius etc. ignored that system in favor of promoting their beloved spawn that were incompetent and/or evil buffoons.
Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 12:44 PM (nWD6/)
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Yeah, the Roman approach worked okay while they followed it.

Kind of like our Constitution in that regard.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 12:45 PM (HnUIn)

236 There are a lot of things in our post-LHC alternate universe that I would simply not believe if a time traveler told me about it 20 years ago. Today, I'm adding "GOP votes to fund Hamas' war against the Jews" to the list.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 12:45 PM (0FoWg)

237 I suspect the real danger is older Democrats, tired of the direction of the Democrat Party but also tired of Trump, deciding that they want to return to the glory days of America when we had Camelot and not all this racial strife by voting for a Kennedy.


You would have to be over 75 to have an inkling of “Camelot” and want it revived.

Posted by: Ann at April 19, 2024 12:46 PM (Qhx8s)

238 However, the project entered into development hell after Cameron decided to first focus on the Avatar sequels."

...

I just want to know when the Live Die Repeat sequel is coming out.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 19, 2024 12:46 PM (z/ifB)

239 *pause*

Out of the Hiroshima mushroom cloud arises a giant fire breathing Na'avi.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 12:46 PM (qam6F)

240 The Dalai Lama
Posted by: It's me donna


Was that before or after he took out the Francis Scott Key Bridge?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 12:46 PM (9yWhg)

241 Trump and a few others are trying to revive the corpse of the GOP rather than create a new party but I am not sure they can be successful. But it is worth a vote and support to those reformers if they can teach the elephant to dance.

So....the new GOP mascot is named Topsy?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 12:46 PM (CsUN+)

242
Trump and a few others are trying to revive the corpse of the GOP rather than create a new party but I am not sure they can be successful. But it is worth a vote and support to those reformers if they can teach the elephant to dance.
Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 12:38 PM (nWD6/)

I don't need them to dance so much as Sit, Stay, and quit waltzing over to the Democrats on everything.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 19, 2024 12:46 PM (vivhj)

243 Imagine a tie, and we end up with Trump as prezzy and Kamala as VP.

That would be legen-dary!

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 12:46 PM (Y6Wgg)

244 As I said, it's technically possible, but it never comes close. It's, at best, an interesting academic exercise. It's, at worst (mostly when featured in prominent places), a waste of column space.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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People get attention by writing new and novel takes and not citing the tried and true and most likely scenarios.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 12:46 PM (nWD6/)

245 237 You would have to be over 75 to have an inkling of “Camelot” and want it revived.

Posted by: Ann at April 19, 2024 12:46 PM (Qhx8s)

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How many people voted Democrat for their entire lives because FDR gave their daddy a job during the Great Depression?

It's a cultural thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:46 PM (GBKbO)

246 Remember when the Democrats seized power and were seated in 2021 and immediately changed the election rules so that there couldn't be any potential objection or delay or VP interference after their successful coup?

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 12:47 PM (WCiZg)

247 MAYBE - TX and FL also only get 1 vote...and states with 1 House member gets TONS of power. So, you need to vote R everywhere. Like VA. it's a 1 vote difference in the party delegation makeup right now, and it's the wrong way...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 19, 2024 12:44 PM (exHjb)

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Maybe Youngkin can work his charm!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 19, 2024 12:47 PM (r+zNo)

248 Did the Aztecs work bronze?

Posted by: spindrift at April 19, 2024 12:34 PM (OguvZ)

Yeah...but prolly more copper.

Posted by: BignJames at April 19, 2024 12:47 PM (AwYPR)

249 238 I just want to know when the Live Die Repeat sequel is coming out.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 19, 2024 12:46 PM (z/ifB)

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Hopefully never. Leave it be.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:47 PM (GBKbO)

250 Please to correct. Natanz, Iran, not Nanatz.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 12:47 PM (RIvkX)

251 Hatsune Miku, " USB-C?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 12:44 PM (qam6F)

I'd need a much bigger port. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 12:47 PM (JAhdn)

252 While I'm all for DJT becoming number 47 (which will be 24/7 365 drama, just like last time) I think if we have learned anything since 2015 is that a President is either all powerful or he controls nothing. The reality is that all modern presidents are being controlled, not the other way around.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 19, 2024 12:48 PM (MeG8a)

253 Live Die Repeat II might be the most obvious sequel ever.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 12:48 PM (WCiZg)

254 Why would anybody vote for a Kennedy when the Kennedys won't even vote for a Kennedy?

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 12:48 PM (vFG9F)

255 A rising tide lifts all boats.

Posted by: John Kennedy, Revanchist Right-Winger at April 19, 2024 12:48 PM (woPEM)

256 244 People get attention by writing new and novel takes and not citing the tried and true and most likely scenarios.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 12:46 PM (nWD6/)

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"Rebel Moon Part 2: The Scargiver is going to change all of cinema for the better. Zack Snyder is a genius, and his take on Seven Samurai is going to make Zombie Akira Kurosawa come to life and kiss Snyder's feet for making his piss poor original so much better."
-Yesterday

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:48 PM (GBKbO)

257 Sirhan Sirhan's motive was revenge for 1967 War. Didn't make much sense, but don't get too caught up in that. Enjoy the irony.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 19, 2024 12:49 PM (W9ZQN)

258 >>> Imagine a tie, and we end up with Trump as prezzy and Kamala as VP.

That would be legen-dary!
Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 12:46 PM (Y6Wgg)


Kamala would latch on like a moray eel to whatever is paying the bills.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 12:49 PM (Y6IkP)

259 I guess this is only for the primary, come election that have no where to go.
And still think the August surprise is going to be sprung on Democrats
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024


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When is the D convention, and the R?

And you have to wonder (well, no, not really) about why either side wants to bother. They *know* who their nominee is. Take that money and spend it on the campaign!

(Yeah, I know; the convention is a chance to get out of town, hire some hookers, and do some blow.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 12:50 PM (J2vNu)

260 I don't need them to dance so much as Sit, Stay, and quit waltzing over to the Democrats on everything.
Posted by: Just Lily
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Weekend at Bernies was a commentary on the GOP. Dead Elephants don't dance--at best, they can be propped up and serve as a target for Dems.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 12:50 PM (nWD6/)

261 269 tie scenario

Take 2020 results with these changes

Trump wins GA, PA
Biden wins ME-2

Not that out of the realm of possibility.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 12:50 PM (Y6Wgg)

262 Trump currently at 295 with 104 tossups. Even if he doesn;t get a single tossup, he still wins. Biden is getting worse every day. All of a sudden things are starting to trend to the right. There is a very different dynamic going into this election than last time. The POCs soldily for Ds last time, not so much this time. Whatever they got paid to do the dirty work last time does not outweigh inflation and being overrun by illegals taking their benefits.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 19, 2024 12:50 PM (t/2Uw)

263 He's doing a Hiroshima movie.

So two and a half hours of Japanese getting burned alive in radioactive fire and 30 minutes of condemning America?
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 12:43 PM (JAhdn)

...
It starts with a researcher trying to find a necklace in an underground safe deposit box bunker in Nagasaki that supposedly survived the blast but when they open the box it's just a drawing of a naked lady wearing the necklace and...

Posted by: TexasDan at April 19, 2024 12:50 PM (z/ifB)

264 Beau Biden was devoured by cannibals? What did I miss?

Posted by: Erik In Texas at April 19, 2024 12:50 PM (HDrsj)

265 Was that before or after he took out the Francis Scott Key Bridge?
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Just like Billy Joe MacAllister took out the Francis Scott Key Bridge.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2024 12:50 PM (MIKMs)

266 > Why would anybody vote for a Kennedy when the Kennedys won't even vote for a Kennedy?
__________

They're a deeply weird family. I guess *biden pays better.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2024 12:50 PM (Q4IgG)

267 "Rebel Moon Part 2: The Scargiver is going to change all of cinema for the better. Zack Snyder is a genius, and his take on Seven Samurai is going to make Zombie Akira Kurosawa come to life and kiss Snyder's feet for making his piss poor original so much better."
-Yesterday
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:48 PM (GBKbO)

*Slurp*

Posted by: Your Average Zack Snyder Fanboy at April 19, 2024 12:50 PM (JAhdn)

268 262 Trump currently at 295 with 104 tossups. Even if he doesn;t get a single tossup, he still wins. Biden is getting worse every day. All of a sudden things are starting to trend to the right. There is a very different dynamic going into this election than last time. The POCs soldily for Ds last time, not so much this time. Whatever they got paid to do the dirty work last time does not outweigh inflation and being overrun by illegals taking their benefits.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 19, 2024 12:50 PM (t/2Uw)

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1. I don't believe polls.
2. Democrats will cheat big.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:51 PM (GBKbO)

269 Mon, Jul 15, 2024 – Thu, Jul 18, 2024 is the R National Convention.

The D one is late August, but we'll see with OH saying it's too late for their ballot...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 19, 2024 12:51 PM (exHjb)

270 263 It starts with a researcher trying to find a necklace in an underground safe deposit box bunker in Nagasaki that supposedly survived the blast but when they open the box it's just a drawing of a naked lady wearing the necklace and...
Posted by: TexasDan at April 19, 2024 12:50 PM (z/ifB)

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The Wolverine?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:51 PM (GBKbO)

271 Amaryllis was the name of the little girl having a piano lesson with Marian Paroo, in The Music Man

Posted by: browndog holds his fingers as high as he possibly can at April 19, 2024 12:51 PM (TTAGa)

272 "Rebel Moon Part 2: The Scargiver is going to change all of cinema for the better. Zack Snyder is a genius, and his take on Seven Samurai is going to make Zombie Akira Kurosawa come to life and kiss Snyder's feet for making his piss poor original so much better."
-Yesterday
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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You oughta review creative IP for a living!!!.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 12:51 PM (nWD6/)

273 FWIW, I have an old friend that's a paid consultant for RFK. According to him, RFK will be on the ballot in all 50 states.

Now could some legal shennaingans prevent that? Sure, but at least internally, they believe they will appear in all 50 states.

Just passing along what I was told.
Posted by: Blago at April 19, 2024 12:09 PM (w8F/W)

Paid in advance, one hopes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 12:51 PM (tkR6S)

274 The reality is that all modern presidents are being controlled, not the other way around.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 19, 2024 12:48 PM (MeG8a)

As are all elected officials. Puppet, or pariah. That's all you can get in this system. Elections are worse than useless. They just place a fig leaf of legitimacy over the syphilitic crotch of this corrupt oligarchy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 12:51 PM (0FoWg)

275 Beau Biden was devoured by cannibals? What did I miss?

Not much. He was pretty stringy.

Posted by: New Guinea cannibals at April 19, 2024 12:51 PM (CsUN+)

276 FWIW, I have an old friend that's a paid consultant for RFK. According to him, RFK will be on the ballot in all 50 states.

Now could some legal shennaingans prevent that? Sure, but at least internally, they believe they will appear in all 50 states.

Just passing along what I was told.
Posted by: Blago
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Being on the ballot ina all 50 is huge.

Being pissed enough to sue, a la Jill Stein, will be even bigger.

Judges were a-ok tossing Orange Man Bad suits for lack of harm/ standing. Especially with the dodge, "he would have lost anyway."
But RFK Jr, those parties do suffer harm even in a loss: Because even a few thousand more votes gets them auto ballot access and federal matching next cycle.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 19, 2024 12:52 PM (yikga)

277 272 You oughta review creative IP for a living!!!.
Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 12:51 PM (nWD6/)

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I wish I could make a living off of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:52 PM (GBKbO)

278
The Dalai Lama
Posted by: It's me donna

Was that before or after he took out the Francis Scott Key Bridge?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 12:46 PM


Speaking of the MV Dali, things are progressing nicely and they're pulling big section of the bridge out of the water. Small shallower channel ready in about 10 days, the full channel cleared 30 days after that.

One absolute shocker - one construction vehicle they pulled out of the water looked absolutely unscathed. Which has started some unfortunate conspiracy types to crawl out of the woodwork.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 12:52 PM (RKVpM)

279 In other news...After his role in Star Trek, Ricardo Montalban had trouble finding roles in Hollywood.

Nobody wanted to hire an ex-Kahn.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2024 12:52 PM (W/lyH)

280 The Muslim call to prayer is one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset.

Personally, I'd have gone with my wife saying "here's your whisky, would you like a blowjob" but, sure, muzzie call to prayer...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 19, 2024 12:52 PM (nR2nR)

281 I just want to know when the Live Die Repeat sequel is coming out.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 19, 2024 12:46 PM (z/ifB)

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Hopefully never. Leave it be.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:47 PM (GBKbO)


I think it should just be whats her name hunting the Tom Cruise down and killing him over and over again just because she can and he'll always respawn.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 19, 2024 12:52 PM (z/ifB)

282 Trump currently at 295 with 104 tossups. Even if he doesn;t get a single tossup, he still wins. Biden is getting worse every day. All of a sudden things are starting to trend to the right.

--

Democrats will sweep both branches, illegals will be citizens by June because of that mandate.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 12:53 PM (WCiZg)

283 Tastes like chicken.

Posted by: Just the punchline at April 19, 2024 12:53 PM (LqU2m)

284 224. Trump’s campaign manager and other campaign officials have 100% denied anyone from the campaign offered a VP spot to RFK. I heard him say this almost two weeks ago on several news outlets.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 19, 2024 12:53 PM (if+8H)

285 So....the new GOP mascot is named Topsy?
Posted by: Archimedes
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LOL, I had to google that up because the name sounded familiar but was afraid of misremembering.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 12:53 PM (nWD6/)

286 Yeah, the Roman approach worked okay while they followed it.

Kind of like our Constitution in that regard.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024


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Unfortunately the Romans only did the adoption/training a successor thing for about 75 years, from "the death of Domitian to the accession of Commodus." Just about long enough, as Gibbon puts it, for a single normal human lifespan.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 12:54 PM (J2vNu)

287 Independent could be on all 50 states ballots

I wouldn't think RFK will be Democrat Puppet

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 12:54 PM (V1/1/)

288
I wish I could make a living off of it.

-

That should be on the letterhead of every university.

"If people do it as an unpaid hobby, you probably shouldn't take out a loan to get a degree in it."

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 12:54 PM (WCiZg)

289 What is RFK's angle here? He obviously has no chance of winning. And he's gonna take more votes from Biden than Trump. So what gives? It is the usual ego and greed? Or is it more because RFK -- or those backing him -- hate Biden/Obama and want to see them beaten and bloodied, even if it means electing Trump?

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 12:54 PM (iFTx/)

290 Another 269 scenario

Take 2020 with these changes

Trump wins GA, AZ, NV and NE-1

Based on current polling this is not a crazy scenario.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 12:55 PM (Y6Wgg)

291 Huh. Anyone know where RFK Jr. stands on Israel?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2024 12:06 PM

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His rhetoric since 10/7 has been strongly pro-Israel /anti-Hamas. Unless he does a major flip flop (certainly possible) I don't see him peeling a significant
number of Muslims away from Biden.

Posted by: Bigsmith at April 19, 2024 12:56 PM (w2IUI)

292 1. I don't believe polls.
2. Democrats will cheat big.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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If you believe no 2, I would seriously advise being a prepper because it will probably introduce a massive crisis in governance resulting in significant public unrest.

I don't think a sequel to the Steal 2020 will work as well as the original.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 12:56 PM (nWD6/)

293 Unfortunately the Romans only did the adoption/training a successor thing for about 75 years, from "the death of Domitian to the accession of Commodus." Just about long enough, as Gibbon puts it, for a single normal human lifespan.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


I've wondered if that system is what inspired Diocletian when he instituted the Tetrarchy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 12:56 PM (9yWhg)

294 >>> Trump’s campaign manager and other campaign officials have 100% denied anyone from the campaign offered a VP spot to RFK. I heard him say this almost two weeks ago on several news outlets.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 19, 2024 12:53 PM (if+8H)


I'm not sure if I'm ready to believe a Kennedy is capable of lying.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 12:56 PM (Y6IkP)

295 Michigan Dems are in full control" supreme Court, Legislature and Governor

Posted by: Paul banned at April 19, 2024 12:57 PM (SGUII)

296 Ross Perot was a special case. They called it for Clinton before polls closed on the West Coast. Perot picked up votes he wouldn't have gotten in a close race.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 19, 2024 12:57 PM (yeEu9)

297 74 val is red diaper baby. she just happened to be born in Iran,

Posted by: no 6 at April 19, 2024 12:17 PM (PXvVL)

No matter how many people attempt to point out that she's not an ethnic Iranian, nobody cares. There's no reason to care.

Posted by: XTC at April 19, 2024 12:57 PM (UnA8+)

298 "What's all this talk about the unlikelihood of two people in 69 scenarios? I've been in many myself. It happens."

-- Kamala "Magic Mouth" Harris

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 12:57 PM (iFTx/)

299 292
I don't think a sequel to the Steal 2020 will work as well as the original.
Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 12:56 PM (nWD6/)

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I fully believe that the steal part 3 will happen.

I also have no idea how America will react to it.

Philly reports 200% turnout? How does the rest of the state react when courts refuse to do anything? Recent history says nothing, but there's always a spark.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:57 PM (GBKbO)

300 What is RFK's angle here? He obviously has no chance of winning. And he's gonna take more votes from Biden than Trump. So what gives? It is the usual ego and greed? Or is it more because RFK -- or those backing him -- hate Biden/Obama and want to see them beaten and bloodied, even if it means electing Trump?
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 12:54 PM (iFTx/)

Libs are deranged. It's hard to tell.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 19, 2024 12:57 PM (R4t5M)

301 Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 12:54 PM (iFTx

RFK is a weird guy with obsessions about certain topics, but he seems genuinely passionate about them. I give him the benefit of the doubt on this - I think he wants to wrench up the works of this rotten ass system as much as he can.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 12:57 PM (0FoWg)

302 ...RFK -- or those backing him -- hate Biden/Obama and want to see them beaten and bloodied, even if it means electing Trump?
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 12:54 PM (iFTx/)


I think it's that one. For all that Trump was in office when the mRNA shot was "officially" developed, Biden is the one who mandated it and vaccines are one of RFKJ's big bugaboos.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 19, 2024 12:57 PM (nR2nR)

303 And he's gonna take more votes from Biden than Trump.
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I think the opposite.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2024 12:58 PM (MIKMs)

304 sorry ok I meant in the primary election next week in PA - I don't see an option for RFK Jr just that Dean Philips guy. there is zero chance I don't vote against Joetato just wondering if I should write RFK in or if he's definitely going third party

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 19, 2024 12:58 PM (AcWfM)

305 Democrats will sweep both branches, illegals will be citizens by June because of that mandate.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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If you believe that, you had best prepared for civil breakdown possibly to the level of the American Civil War.

It is one thing to cheat and run a popular government subsequently; it is quite another to do so in the service of a failed and unpopular regime.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 12:59 PM (nWD6/)

306 RFK is taking votes from Biden

absolutely no question. not from elderly Ds, but from younger ones.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 19, 2024 12:59 PM (AcWfM)

307
295 Michigan Dems are in full control" supreme Court, Legislature and Governor
Posted by: Paul banned at April 19, 2024 12:57 PM (SGUII)

Paul is implying they will cheat, lol.
Paul actually said something truthful. Maybe buy a lotto ticket today the stars are aligned.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 12:59 PM (Y6Wgg)

308 When you put Kennedy in the mix in Wisconsin Biden wins the state according to the latest poll.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2024 12:59 PM (raFOj)

309 And he's gonna take more votes from Biden than Trump.
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I think the opposite.
Posted by: mustbequantum

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I'm leaning that way, but only in the not-real sense same as abortion, student loans, "trump said pussy", etc. angle.

They don't need RFK to take votes from Trump. They just need to be able to report that he did when they cheat.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 12:59 PM (WCiZg)

310 Recent history says nothing, but there's always a spark.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:57 PM (GBKbO)


There's always a spark, it's usually something small, everyone is surprised.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 19, 2024 12:59 PM (nR2nR)

311 TJM, I think you're wrong. What they did on 2020 was before they knew what an f'ing disaster Biden was going to be. He has ruined the economy, created an international crisis and exposed the DEI regime's incompetence. He is polling under 40% in job approval even from left leaning pollsters. There is no one enthusiastic about voting for him let alone cheating for him.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 19, 2024 01:00 PM (t/2Uw)

312 Uncle Bob in the art thread looks like my father in law.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2024 01:00 PM (PI/SC)

313 RFK is a weird guy with obsessions about certain topics, but he seems genuinely passionate about them. I give him the benefit of the doubt on this - I think he wants to wrench up the works of this rotten ass system as much as he can.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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My take as well. You also have the fact that he knows the Deep State killed his uncle and father and quite possibly his cousin JFK Jr.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 01:00 PM (nWD6/)

314 If you believe that, you had best prepared for civil breakdown possibly to the level of the American Civil War.

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I think the only thing worse than Biden winning would be Trump winning.

Our Betters have managed to set up a no-lose scenario. No matter who wins, the other side will know it was because of cheating and interference.

We're in a very bad place.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 01:01 PM (WCiZg)

315 284 224. Trump’s campaign manager and other campaign officials have 100% denied anyone from the campaign offered a VP spot to RFK. I heard him say this almost two weeks ago on several news outlets.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 19, 2024 12:53 PM (if+8H)
__________________________________

I'm pretty sure Trump's VP pick is going to be Lee Zeldin. He let it slip about 3 months ago that the front runner was a state politician who overachieves (Zeldin did much better than anyone expected in the Gov. race in NY). Additionally, when Trump dominated in the Iowa primary...Zeldin was one of the first to run to social media to congratulate him profusely. None of the other perceived frontrunners made that effort.

Posted by: Orson at April 19, 2024 01:01 PM (dIske)

316 311 TJM, I think you're wrong. What they did on 2020 was before they knew what an f'ing disaster Biden was going to be. He has ruined the economy, created an international crisis and exposed the DEI regime's incompetence. He is polling under 40% in job approval even from left leaning pollsters. There is no one enthusiastic about voting for him let alone cheating for him.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 19, 2024 01:00 PM (t/2Uw)

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There's no enthusiasm for pro-Hamas sentiment, and yet the pro-Hamas side keeps getting funded.

The people who run our government have no restraint on their lust for power. They're not going to stop because this time the people are REALLY against them. Fuck the people. The people don't deserve to have a say in the running of the government. That's for their betters.

These are entitled Stalinists who fund Maoists to be their shock troops.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 01:01 PM (GBKbO)

317 For those saying 2024 cheat won’t work as well as 2020…what evidence is there to suggest this? If anything the Dems are more emboldened since they know nobody will stop them. And if anyone says anything they’ll be dismissed as insurrectionists who hate deMocraCY

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 01:01 PM (Y6Wgg)

318 It is one thing to cheat and run a popular government subsequently; it is quite another to do so in the service of a failed and unpopular regime.

Posted by: whig

Agree and said more succintly than I did.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 19, 2024 01:02 PM (t/2Uw)

319 I worry about the polls after theTrump trial and the probable conviction.
We are in a mess.
All I can do is pray.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2024 01:02 PM (raFOj)

320 311 '

Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 19, 2024 01:02 PM (P4Pk9)

321 >>> 234 As I said, it's technically possible, but it never comes close. It's, at best, an interesting academic exercise. It's, at worst (mostly when featured in prominent places), a waste of column space.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:43 PM (GBKbO)

...

Is this like when they have a football score that has never happened before.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 19, 2024 12:45 PM (z/ifB)

All Games in Pro Football History with a 3 to 0 score
https://shorturl.at/cuR58

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 19, 2024 01:02 PM (llON8)

322 305 Democrats will sweep both branches, illegals will be citizens by June because of that mandate.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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If you believe that, you had best prepared for civil breakdown possibly to the level of the American Civil War.

It is one thing to cheat and run a popular government subsequently; it is quite another to do so in the service of a failed and unpopular regime.
Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 12:59 PM (nWD6/)

A well-medicated society is a well-placated society. No one will risk their meds or their pot no matter how things turn out. Or, I shouldn't say no one...but not enough...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 19, 2024 01:03 PM (exHjb)

323 299 Philly reports 200% turnout? How does the rest of the state react when courts refuse to do anything? Recent history says nothing, but there's always a spark.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:57 PM (GBKbO)

They're not gonna *Fedpost*.

They're NEVER gonna *Fedpost*.

Posted by: XTC at April 19, 2024 01:03 PM (UnA8+)

324 311 The demos will cheat for him

Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 19, 2024 01:03 PM (P4Pk9)

325 The people who run our government have no restraint on their lust for power. They're not going to stop because this time the people are REALLY against them. Fuck the people. The people don't deserve to have a say in the running of the government. That's for their betters.

These are entitled Stalinists who fund Maoists to be their shock troops.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 01:01 PM


* Sigh. *

You are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2024 01:03 PM (a3Q+t)

326 317 For those saying 2024 cheat won’t work as well as 2020…what evidence is there to suggest this? If anything the Dems are more emboldened since they know nobody will stop them. And if anyone says anything they’ll be dismissed as insurrectionists who hate deMocraCY
Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 01:01 PM (Y6Wgg)

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People seem to forget that 2022 happened, and there was a lot of out in the open cheating there, too.

The two examples I use are the PA SoS sending out 250,000 illegal ballots "accidentally" to be cured, and the AZ SoS effectively turning of signature verification for mail in ballots which was declared illegal by a federal court months afterwards (though the election not rerun for some reason).

Mail in ballots are where they do the mass level cheating now, and there's nothing stopping them from outright breaking the law, in the open, and getting restrained. The courts would have to turn against them for that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 01:04 PM (GBKbO)

327 We’ve only had what 60 elections or whatever. That’s not a large sample size given all the possible outcomes. A tie, statistically speaking will happen eventually.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 01:04 PM (Y6Wgg)

328 Dana Nessel decides who wins statewide in MI. Voters don't matter.

Read prop 2 from the '22 ballot.

If she says Brandon wins, you can't even argue it in court.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at April 19, 2024 01:04 PM (UfRqq)

329 What they did on 2020 was before they knew what an f'ing disaster Biden was going to be.

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His eye exploded during the debate, and he was stumbling around raving about trunaliminaprazure. They knew what a disaster he'd be. They were going to run the same fraudulent playbook and hang the exact same agenda around Kamala's retarded neck, but she imploded like a carbon fiber pleasure boat, so Brandon it was.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 01:04 PM (0FoWg)

330 308 When you put Kennedy in the mix in Wisconsin Biden wins the state according to the latest poll.
Posted by: redridinghood
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Tell me the frame of the poll, the sampling technique, and whether it was a media poll.

Anyone citing polls here should use that as a guideline as to whether people should pay attention or not to it.

The frame of all adults, registered voters, and likely voters determines likely accuracy. Media polls always suck and are designed to push media narratives not accuracy. And the sampling technique is whether the sampling was RDD, convenience like internet polling is, or actual combination of phone calls, texts, internet, etc.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 01:04 PM (nWD6/)

331 325 * Sigh. *

You are too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2024 01:03 PM (a3Q+t)

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To be fair, I am almost 40 29.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 01:04 PM (GBKbO)

332 The PA SoS (who is now PA's governor) "accidentally" sent out 250,000 mail in ballots illegally...in 2022.

They're going to cheat to the moon and back.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:12 PM (GBKbO)
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The current Secretary of State for the commonwealth of Pennsylvania is Al Schmidt, Republican, who took office in 2023. That will make the cheat a bit harder, too.

Posted by: mrp at April 19, 2024 01:05 PM (rj6Yv)

333 314 No matter who wins, the other side will know it was because of cheating and interference.

We're in a very bad place.
Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at

I don’t understand this- you mean the other side will think they know it was cheating? Because our side doesn’t cheat. Hence our current situation. The high road was one way to leftist crazy town.

Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2024 01:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

334 His eye exploded during the debate, and he was stumbling around raving about trunaliminaprazure. They knew what a disaster he'd be. They were going to run the same fraudulent playbook and hang the exact same agenda around Kamala's retarded neck, but she imploded like a carbon fiber pleasure boat, so Brandon it was.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Problem is that 2024 is not 2020. Trying the same schtick over and expecting the same results is usually a recipe for disaster in politics or in war.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 01:05 PM (nWD6/)

335
I'm watching

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/polls/national/

and not seeing anything unexpected. Trump ahead, RFK Jr steals about 8% from Biden, even with a poll over-represented with D's.

Trump could easily win the popular vote, and the EC with as much as 400 plus.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 01:05 PM (RKVpM)

336 I did not know this:
2 of the 5 NFL gams ending with a 2-0 score were split between the Packers and Da Bears.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 19, 2024 01:05 PM (llON8)

337 Okay, it's the combo of
B u g g s and of
B u n n y in a single comment that's banned. Huh.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:25 PM (ynpvh)

No. It's because there was an *ggs Boots spammer. And Bugs Bunny has only one "g" in his name.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 01:05 PM (tkR6S)

338 @289..."what is RFK's angle here?...he's gonna take more votes from Biden than Trump"

An essential aspect of political fortification is plausibility. Doesn't have to be particularly persuasive or able to withstand close scrutiny. Just has to be plausible enough to get repeated relentlessly through a news cycle or two and settle into conventional wisdom. Like "Supreme Court overturning Roe led to unprecedented turnout for Democrats."

I wouldn't dismiss the idea that "RFK Jr got a decisive number of independent/center right votes, which led to a Biden victory" will settle into conventional wisdom by Thanksgiving.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 19, 2024 01:06 PM (W9ZQN)

339 One word: Submission.
That is the only thing they will accept, total submission from the infidels.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2024 12:07 PM


Don't forget death. Death works, too.

Posted by: Abduly McAbdulface at April 19, 2024 01:06 PM (a3Q+t)

340 I think a lot of dissatisfied Dems are telling pollsters they support RFK. And they mean it. Today. As the election draws closer the vast majority of them will go back to Biden. Because even though Biden sucks he sucks less than Trunp, In their eyes.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 01:06 PM (Y6Wgg)

341 A well-medicated society is a well-placated society. No one will risk their meds or their pot no matter how things turn out. Or, I shouldn't say no one...but not enough...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 19, 2024 01:03 PM (exHjb)


Not enough quickly becomes nobody.
Everyone will sit on their porch and bark.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2024 01:06 PM (FCbAQ)

342 340 I think a lot of dissatisfied Dems are telling pollsters they support RFK. And they mean it. Today. As the election draws closer the vast majority of them will go back to Biden. Because even though Biden sucks he sucks less than Trunp, In their eyes.
Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 01:06 PM (Y6Wgg)

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3rd party presidential candidates have always underperformed their polls.

Still, 2% is 2%.

Also, the cheating.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 01:07 PM (GBKbO)

343 341 comments in the first 3 minutes -- no wonder I feel vertigo-ous!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 01:07 PM (vtyCZ)

344 If cannibals ate Hunter Biden they'd overdose

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 19, 2024 01:07 PM (Wjvnb)

345 The left had foot soldiers in 2020 to carry out the cheat. It can;t be done without them. Those same foot soldiers have been shafted by this regime. Their hubris endorsing unlimited immigration, sending billions of dollars overseas, sending prices through the roof has hit home. There is no chance that lputting Biden back in office is going to put them in line in front of illegals and hate America Muslims.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 19, 2024 01:08 PM (t/2Uw)

346 Illegals are already getting ballots. They don't have to be citizens to vote. That's going to be the deal. And what the Democrats are interested in are those ballots. They don't give a shit about the people.

But those millions of ballots...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2024 01:08 PM (Q4IgG)

347 The current Secretary of State for the commonwealth of Pennsylvania is Al Schmidt, Republican, who took office in 2023. That will make the cheat a bit harder, too.


lol omg

my sides!

no Al is totally corrupt and in no way a republican. he's beyond RINO

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 19, 2024 01:08 PM (AcWfM)

348 >>> 334 His eye exploded during the debate, and he was stumbling around raving about trunaliminaprazure. They knew what a disaster he'd be. They were going to run the same fraudulent playbook and hang the exact same agenda around Kamala's retarded neck, but she imploded like a carbon fiber pleasure boat, so Brandon it was.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Problem is that 2024 is not 2020. Trying the same schtick over and expecting the same results is usually a recipe for disaster in politics or in war.
Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 01:05 PM (nWD6/)

You're not wrong - but the SMAHHHHRT people think you are. They have a perfect plan!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 19, 2024 01:08 PM (llON8)

349 Now the only question is if they are willing to cheat enough.

They certainly CAN cheat enough, but the question is can they get away with it when it becomes that obvious.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

RFK makes their cheating more difficult.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * waterwings fer sale at April 19, 2024 01:09 PM (yps4S)

350 In Pennsylvania, the PA Legislature and the Governorship are controlled by the Dems. The PA Senate is controlled by the GOP 28 to 26.

Posted by: mrp at April 19, 2024 01:09 PM (rj6Yv)

351 Trump could easily win the popular vote, and the EC with as much as 400 plus.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 01:05 PM (RKVpM)
*******
Not the popular vote with California

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2024 01:09 PM (raFOj)

352 I have some RINOish friends. They hate Trump, not fans of Biden. But they also want nothing to do with RFK Jr.

It’s a weird dynamic,

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 01:09 PM (Y6Wgg)

353 Vote to get the foreign aid bills going was 316-94 and Dems were the ones to vote with Uni Rs to get it out of the Rules Committee...

94 Nos - I don't think is even just Rs...so now you know how much work we have to do to take back the party...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 19, 2024 01:10 PM (exHjb)

354 There have been 5 million illegals allowed in during Biden’s time. If only 2% vote that’s 100k Biden votes.

In 2020 his margin was less than 100k votes in 3 states.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 01:11 PM (Y6Wgg)

355 Trump could easily win the popular vote, and the EC with as much as 400 plus.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 01:05 PM (RKVpM)

Thank you(heart emoji)

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 19, 2024 01:11 PM (t/2Uw)

356 I posted it yesterday, but at this time in 2020, Biden was up 3.9 in MI.

There has been almost a 7 point swing in favor of Trump, if he's up 3 now.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 19, 2024 01:11 PM (yikga)

357 Problem is that 2024 is not 2020. Trying the same schtick over and expecting the same results is usually a recipe for disaster in politics or in war.
Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 01:05 PM (nWD6/)

True... But these people have run roughshod over 350m people while laughing in their faces for decades. It's been an entirely consequence-free environment for every last man jack in the lot. They believe they can do whatever they want. So maybe they force Brandon over the finish line and rerun 20-24, or rerun 16-20 instead, but they're not worried about any disaster. It's just YOLO time for them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 01:11 PM (0FoWg)

358 I did not know this:
2 of the 5 NFL gams ending with a 2-0 score were split between the Packers and Da Bears.
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Real Football. Each yard fought hard. Usually in very cold weather, sometimes in snow. Inches matter.

Throw a safety into the mix and the betting cartels go wild.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2024 01:11 PM (MIKMs)

359 Palestinians killed his dad, and now they are going to vote for his son?

Posted by: MikeN at April 19, 2024 01:12 PM (XygMV)

360 While I'm all for DJT becoming number 47 (which will be 24/7 365 drama, just like last time) I think if we have learned anything since 2015 is that a President is either all powerful or he controls nothing. The reality is that all modern presidents are being controlled, not the other way around.

yeah the deep state, military, and bureaucracy will just sit on its hands and slow walk or ignore Trumps directives while the GOPe will sell him out on the legislative side until he's out of office

Posted by: brak at April 19, 2024 01:12 PM (AR07F)

361
Not the popular vote with California

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2024 01:09 PM


Or New York State for that matter, but look at the 1980 election and replace Biden with Carter, RFK Jr with John Anderson, and Trump with Reagan.

History may not repeat exactly but it sure looks like it's getting ready to rhyme.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 01:12 PM (RKVpM)

362 Montec, if those illegals are in NY or Ca, not going to make a difference.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 19, 2024 01:12 PM (t/2Uw)

363 Mail in ballots are where they do the mass level cheating now, and there's nothing stopping them from outright breaking the law, in the open, and getting restrained. The courts would have to turn against them for that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

TJM, I like you but I follow fraud and have actually done a bit of published research on it awhile back. Fraud requires two parts aside from simply ballot stuffing. The first part is fictitious registrants--dead, moved, floaters (aka homeless), and illegals (felons in some states, nursing home residents with dementia, and illegal immigrants). The second is the mail in ballot. But, in almost every state, parties can challenge the issuance of a mail ballot and stop it by demonstrating the non existence of the person or that particular voter is illegally registered (felon, dementia, etc.).

In many states, that person is still eligible to vote in person but without voter id and the infrastructure needed, it is far harder and much less common for people to fraudulently vote in person.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 01:12 PM (nWD6/)

364
Now I'm wondering if I should vote for RFK here in Cali.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at April 19, 2024 01:12 PM (ny95y)

365 nood


Mike

Posted by: banana Dream at April 19, 2024 01:12 PM (Y6IkP)

366 no Al is totally corrupt and in no way a republican. he's beyond RINO
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 19, 2024 01:08 PM (AcWfM)

He can't be totally corrupt, otherwise he'd be a Democrat. 50% corrupt should be good enough.

Posted by: mrp at April 19, 2024 01:13 PM (rj6Yv)

367 The lockdowns also helped with the 2020 cheat because people couldn't discuss the BS at bars, restaurants, churches etc. when, what? even 20% of Dems at the time thought there had been a cheat

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 01:14 PM (vtyCZ)

368 @349..."RFK makes their cheating more difficult"

Not sure. Stuffing ballot box for Biden will be a tough sell this year. But "RFK Jr protest vote unexpectedly took more out of Trump than Biden" is a lot easier. Confusing, first of all, which will help a lot in the few short weeks before election is certified. Plausibility is all that's required.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 19, 2024 01:14 PM (W9ZQN)

369 Mike Johnson not "Big Mike" BTW.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 01:16 PM (vtyCZ)

370 363 In many states, that person is still eligible to vote in person but without voter id and the infrastructure needed, it is far harder and much less common for people to fraudulently vote in person.
Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 01:12 PM (nWD6/)

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If they had to directly tie individual votes to registrations, then I'd consider this a serious hurdle. But they don't have to do that. They just have to keep it under the total voter threshold.

And even then, Philly can get away with 105% turnout. Where's the voter roll maintenance matter in that scenario?

And again, PA didn't "accidentally" send out 250,000 illegal mail in ballots in 2022 because they were worried about looks of impropriety or keeping with a good margin. They did it because the courts had decided that any cheating was fine as long as Democrats won.

That's the incentive structure now: Democrats do anything and everything to win, courts sign off on it or, at worst, give them a slap on the wrist months later.

Throw in the unalloyed fact that no state-level GOP structure in purple states will seriously fight, and you've got 2024 being a massive, in the open, cheat fest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

371 yeah the deep state, military, and bureaucracy will just sit on its hands and slow walk or ignore Trumps directives while the GOPe will sell him out on the legislative side until he's out of office
Posted by: brak at April 19, 2024 01:12 PM (AR07F)


Exactly like they did during Trump's first "term" (not Administration because the entire federal establishment blocked almost every initiative he attempted)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 19, 2024 01:17 PM (hOUT3)

372 Inches matter.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2024 01:11 PM


I hear this, how you say, a multiplicity of times.

Posted by: Paolo at April 19, 2024 01:17 PM (a3Q+t)

373 Did the Aztecs work bronze?

Posted by: spindrift at April 19, 2024 12:34 PM (OguvZ)

Yeah...but prolly more copper.
Posted by: BignJames at April 19, 2024 12:47 PM (AwYPR)

Aztecs had no source of tin, unless they traded with Bolivia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 01:22 PM (tkR6S)

374 The kids are alright.

Biden says little kids giving him the finger "happens all the time" as he's driving through rural towns

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 01:24 PM (FVME7)

375 258. Whatever her other faults (and they are many), I think I would definitely want Kamala latched onto my junk than a lamprey. Willie Brown (whatever his other faults) seems like he is a good judge of these sorts of things...

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at April 19, 2024 01:42 PM (6mBpS)

376 Maybe...Worst thing that can happen to Israel is Iran Hire Hunter as consultant?

Posted by: MR. KIM at April 19, 2024 01:57 PM (paWUw)

377 Last night was Act II of U.S. NSA Jake Sullivan’s theatrical production: Israelis hit nothing on the ground in Iran, and the only damage all night was to a radar site in Syria’s southern province of Daraa.

From ZeroHedge:

“Market reaction: initial panic selling, but gradually as it becomes clear that this is just a token “scripted” response to the token “scripted” initial attack by Iran – which achieved absolutely nothing – markets are rebounding.”

Israel’s National Security Minister, Itamar Ben-Gvir, used one word on ‘X’ to describe their strike:

!דרדל׳ה

the Hebrew word for ‘scarecrow!’, in his statement of disgust about Israel’s fake attack on Iran.

Posted by: 10x25mm at April 19, 2024 02:13 PM (DzVWe)

378 Everything seems to be going like planned.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at April 19, 2024 02:15 PM (ytSiK)

379 It doesn’t matter anymore. All that’s is left is the historic ending and it’s not gonna be pretty

Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at April 19, 2024 02:50 PM (WZAHA)

380 Biden and the Democrats will not need Michigan after they flip Texas with illegal alien votes. I fully expect Texas to be stolen by Deep State in November. They have shrunk a 1.7mil vote (23%) difference in 2004 down to 631k (6%) in 2020. Well within reach of stealing, especially considering how many millions of illegal aliens have been invading Texas over the past 4 years.

2000: R+1.365 mil (+22%)
2004: R+1.704mil (+23%)
2008: R+950k (+12%)
2012: R+1.261mil (+16%)
2016: R+807k (+9%)
2020: R+631k (+6%)

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 19, 2024 04:31 PM (P5BPp)

381 6% is less than what Trump needed to flip Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania in 2016.

Wisconsin:
2012: D+213k (+6.9%)
2016: R+22.7k (+0.7%)

Michigan:
2012: D+449k (+9.5%)
2016: R+10.7k (+0.2%)

Pennsylvania:
2012: D+309k (+5.4%)
2016: R+44.2k (+0.7%)

Democrats do not need to worry about losing Michigan's 16 electoral votes when they know they have Texas' 40 electoral votes in the bag.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 19, 2024 04:38 PM (P5BPp)

THE MORNING RANT: Another Prominent Atheist Discovers the Civilizational Importance of Christianity

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Another prominent atheist has apparently come to the realization that atheism - at least as conspicuously practiced in the West – serves as a destructive form of anti-Christianity, and that the eradication of Christianity does not result in an absence of religion. Instead, it creates an environment where other religions can thrive, including those which are incompatible with western enlightenment.

Richard Dawkins is the British professor who authored “The God Delusion” in 2006. He has made a successful career out of being a professional atheist, heaping much mockery on believers, be they Protestant fundamentalists or Mother Theresa.

Having seen the collapse of Christianity in western Europe, and the rise of Islam as its replacement, he is now starting to miss what he helped destroy, with his recent pronouncement that he is a “Cultural Christian.”

“Famous atheist says he identifies as a 'cultural Christian' and is 'horrified' by promotion of Islamic holiday; Richard Dawkins says he would choose Christianity over Islam 'every single time'“ [Fox News - 4/02/2024]

A famous atheist and evolutionary biologist, Richard Dawkins, explained he identifies as a "cultural Christian" in an interview after learning Ramadan lights were hung on a street in the UK as opposed to hanging lights to celebrate Easter.

"I must say I'm slightly horrified to hear that Ramadan is being promoted instead," Dawkins said in an interview with Rachel S. Johnson of LBC Sunday. "I feel that we are a Christian country."

"It's true that statistically, the number of people who actually believe in Christianity is going down and I'm happy with that, but I would not be happy if, for example, we lost all our cathedrals and our beautiful parish churches. So, I count myself a cultural Christian.”

Being happy about the collapse in the number of practicing Christians while simultaneously despairing the loss of what practicing Christians bring to the culture is quite the “Chesterton’s Fence” moment. Dawkins clearly did not understand the importance of the protective fence provided by Christian culture before seeking to clear it out.

Dawkins said that if he had to choose between Christianity and Islam, he would choose Christianity "every single time."

"I'm not talking about individual Muslims, who, of course, are all quite different, but the doctrines of Islam, the Hadith and the Quran, it's fundamentally hostile to women, hostile to gays and, I find that I like to live in a culturally Christian country, although I do not believe a single word of the Christian faith."

Welcome back to the radiant glow of the chapel, Richard! I hope you will ultimately repent of the damage you have done, seek the forgiveness of those you once mocked, and perhaps one day even walk through those chapel doors and join the body of believers who are the foundation of the civilization that you see slipping away.

It was just a few months ago that another prominent atheist, Ayaan Hirsi Ali, announced that she had decided to become a practicing Christian. I wrote about it at the time, noting that, “As Ms. Ali makes clear, she is making a calculated decision – a decision that is somewhat political - to become a practicing Christian.”

Ms. Ali received some criticism for her politically-motivated decision regarding her religious affiliation, to which I wrote, ”I pray that the rational decision process that has led Ms. Ali through the chapel doors will blossom into genuine faith with all of its rewards.” But even if as a practicing Christian Ms. Ali has doubts about the faith, she and society will be better off for her living a Christian life, promoting the Christian faith, and perpetuating Christian culture.

I pray that Mr. Dawkins’ awakening regarding the importance of Christian culture will allow him to follow the path of Ms. Ali. Yet I also understand the frustration of so many Christians toward Mr. Dawkins for the damage he has done, and for not fully understanding the dissonance of desiring a “cultural Christianity” that lacks actual practicing Christians.

“Richard Dawkins’ ‘Cultural Christianity’ Is Thin Gruel: There is no such thing as Christianity without Christians” [The American Conservative – 4/05/2024]

Having actively persecuted the church, Dawkins finds he is sad to see it go. We cannot pretend this is anyone’s fault but his own, and that of his compatriots who have crusaded against religion as the root of all social ills. Nevertheless, some of the church’s greatest apologists have come from its worst former persecutors. May the same be true of Dawkins.

Mr. Dawkins might be shocked to learn that in communities where Christianity remains strong and the pews remain full, there are an abundant number of parishioners whose “faith” would fall somewhere between agnostic and atheist if they were forced to be honest. Although these doubt-filled church-goers may not be published philosophers, they have long understood the magnificent importance of maintaining Christian culture and living a Christian life – for their families, for their communities, and for civilization as a whole. They also understand that being a practicing Christian helps inoculate against bad religions. If I may quote myself again from that Ayaan Hirsi Ali piece:

People are inherently religious. It was almost certainly a factor in our evolution and survival as a species, helping to create family units, parenting structures, agricultural practices, forbidden destructive behaviors, etc. which allowed humans to flourish. But being inherently religious, we’ll rapidly adopt evil religious practices where there is a void from good religions. Anti-humanity death cults (the Church of Climate, radical Islam) have filled the void where Judeo-Christianity has retreated.

These agnostic-yet-practicing Christians have understood for generations what Mr. Dawkins is just figuring out.

Nick the church usher – with his wife in the choir and with his children active in church youth programs - may have some doubts about the tenets of the faith, but he also gives generously, prays with his family, volunteers for mission work, reads Bible stories to his children, serves on committees, and actively promotes Christian culture. Christianity and the community benefit from his family’s active commitment to the church and to the faith, despite Nick’s doubts.

Finally, and this may be linguistic semantics, but it seems to me that agnostics are more likely to truly be non-believers than those who call themselves atheist, but the word “atheist” is so toxic that they don’t use it. In fact, the word “atheist” has pretty much become a synonym for “anti-Christian.” I know of plenty of people who identify as atheist who are venomously anti-Christian, yet they are not hostile to other religions, and they are especially sympathetic to Islam. Further, they are hyper-religious about climate and the environment, embracing the most primitive religious belief of all…that human misbehavior is the cause of bad weather.

I also chuckle when “atheists” speculate if we are living in a simulation. Not unlike their forebears gathered around a communal fire many millennia ago, these “non-believers” are sitting around a digital campfire with others in their online tribe, pondering their creator, and trying to formulate a creation story based on the earthly realm they know. In other words, they are trying to write their own Book of Genesis.

[buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM




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1 Morning.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 11:00 AM (4mCEx)

2 Bridesmaid

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 11:00 AM (V1/1/)

3 1st?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 11:01 AM (9yWhg)

4 Not 1st.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 11:01 AM (9yWhg)

5 Was that picture at top dive by some kinda crazed Thomas Kinkade AI?

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 11:01 AM (4mCEx)

6 Too little, too late there Mr. Dawkins.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2024 11:02 AM (Q4IgG)

7 Was that picture at top dive by some kinda crazed Thomas Kinkade AI?

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 11:01 AM


Pretty sure the Nuclear reactor powering the Church has gone critical. Or God is sending a message for that guy to come in.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 19, 2024 11:02 AM (QNSds)

8 "... So, I count myself a cultural Christian.”

Won't save you.

Posted by: BignJames at April 19, 2024 11:02 AM (AwYPR)

9 Having seen the collapse of Christianity in western Europe, and the rise of Islam as its replacement, he is now starting to miss what he helped destroy, with his recent pronouncement that he is a “Cultural Christian.”

“Famous atheist says he identifies as a 'cultural Christian' and is 'horrified' by promotion of Islamic holiday; Richard Dawkins says he would choose Christianity over Islam 'every single time'“ [Fox News - 4/02/2024]






Fuck you. No take backs.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 11:03 AM (sHgnb)

10 I saw Culture Christian open for Fine Young Cannibals at the Manhole Club back in 2002.

Posted by: Pawl at April 19, 2024 11:03 AM (vFG9F)

11 From Dumbass to Damascus

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 11:04 AM (GkFGh)

12
So, I count myself a cultural Christian.

Welcome!

-- Christmas and Easter Christians

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 11:04 AM (RKVpM)

13 "I'm not talking about individual Muslims, who, of course, are all quite different, but the doctrines of Islam, the Hadith and the Quran, it's fundamentally hostile to women, hostile to gays and, I find that I like to live in a culturally Christian country, although I do not believe a single word of the Christian faith."



Douche.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)

14 The atheists posit something much easier to believe in and more easily proved than God: infinite parallel universes.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 11:05 AM (CsUN+)

15 He's "slightly horrified"?

I'm offended and mortified. I like civilization, and against the promotion of dark ages militaristic anti-religions, like Islam.

Posted by: The Retarded Reflexive Contrarians at April 19, 2024 11:05 AM (aMY2p)

16 They will all repent for their anti-Christianity when Islam starts to put them to the sword.

Posted by: ruralcounsel at April 19, 2024 11:06 AM (diMhW)

17 So, I count myself a cultural Christian.

Welcome!

-- Christmas and Easter Christians
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Yeah, we refer to the like as CEO Catholics - Christmas and Easter Only.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 11:06 AM (WXNFJ)

18 Now if we could just get a couple Anglicans to start talking this way, too.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 11:07 AM (GkFGh)

19 Christ / Anti-Christ = Christianity / islham

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 11:07 AM (Zz0t1)

20 The more I study Christianity, the deeper my own faith grows. It's simply *impossible* for it to be any other way.

I sometimes watch atheists attempt to debate Christians during presentations by Christians and it's almost laughable to watch the atheists flail around when the Christian presenter asks very simple questions.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 11:07 AM (7fElN)

21 "I find that I like to live in a culturally Christian country, although I do not believe a single word of the Christian faith."

I believe that's called a free rider problem.

Posted by: ruralcounsel at April 19, 2024 11:07 AM (diMhW)

22 Richard Dawkins is the perfect example of someone who is brilliant in one limited field of study -- in his case, evolutionary biology -- who then thinks he's an expert in everything and ends up making a fool of himself. The Selfish Gene was brilliant. The God Delusion was idiotic prattle that could have been written by a stoner commie at Berkeley.

Dawkins catastrophic mistake (that he now seems willing to admit) was thinking that just because he personally doesn't believe in God or Judeo-Christian religion/ethics that they have no benefit to the larger society.

I'm agnostic myself. But I recognize the obvious benefits that Judeo-Christian religion/ethics has brought to Western society, and especially compared to the savage barbarism of the Muslim world.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 11:08 AM (iFTx/)

23 No one is really an atheist when the house is empty and it's just them and their thoughts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2024 11:08 AM (3CVIc)

24 Without religion, people become nihilistic, hedonistic narcissists. That alternative is preached unceasingly in the media.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 11:08 AM (FVME7)

25 When people "warn" me that the Midwest Is "heavily Christian," I say, "I'd rather live around them than around Moslems, cartels, and gang-bangers."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 11:08 AM (J2vNu)

26 I heard a long time ago that all societies/cultures are theocracies. You just have to figure out who Theo is.

If the apostle Paul can be used to further the Gospel, I'm sure God can use someone like Dawkins as well. I would love to see the fallen return to Christ, but that is an individual choice. Maybe Dawkins will have a "road to Damascus" moment as well. Who knows? God does.

Posted by: AnchorPoint at April 19, 2024 11:08 AM (qgPFD)

27 It's okay. We need all the allies we can get and if he can change once, he can change again.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 19, 2024 11:09 AM (yeEu9)

28 People are inherently religious. It was almost certainly a factor in our evolution and survival as a species, helping to create family units, parenting structures, agricultural practices, forbidden destructive behaviors, etc. which allowed humans to flourish. But being inherently religious, we’ll rapidly adopt evil religious practices where there is a void from good religions. Anti-humanity death cults (the Church of Climate, radical Islam) have filled the void where Judeo-Christianity has retreated.

I agree with this. People, unlike animals, can foresee the consequences of random bad things happening, so the loss of control over their lives leaves them with dread. Religion allows us to maintain our sanity.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 11:09 AM (CsUN+)

29
I would not be happy if, for example, we lost all our cathedrals and our beautiful parish churches.

They won't be lost, they'll just be converted into mosques with a back door for women to enter. Minor structural modification m-fer.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 11:09 AM (RKVpM)

30 The atheists posit something much easier to believe in and more easily proved than God: infinite parallel universes.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 11:05 AM (CsUN+)
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Except that there is ZERO experimental proof that infinite parallel universes exist. And even if they do, that still means we live a bleak, meaningless existence (our alternate selves are rich, powerful, and banging an endless supply of hotties while we are stuck HERE).

Where's the spiritual fulfillment in that?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 11:09 AM (7fElN)

31 I believe that's called a free rider problem.
Posted by: ruralcounsel at April 19, 2024 11:07 AM (diMhW)

Not exactly....

Believe or don't, as the Spirit prompts you, but at least don't shit on the institution that tolerates your unbelief, and do what you can to defend it as an ally of sorts, if not a member.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 11:09 AM (GkFGh)

32 The painting makes me think of the night I attended my first AA meeting, in a well-lit church. Not in cold weather and not out in the country, but otherwise quite a bit like this.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 11:09 AM (J2vNu)

33 17 So, I count myself a cultural Christian.

Welcome!

-- Christmas and Easter Christians
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Yeah, we refer to the like as CEO Catholics - Christmas and Easter Only.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 11:06 AM (WXNFJ)
_____

Three Day Jews

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 11:10 AM (iFTx/)

34 Without religion, people become nihilistic, hedonistic narcissists. That alternative is preached unceasingly in the media.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 11:08 AM


Even with religion that still happens. We just have to look around us on a daily basis. I call those people plastic Christians. They claim they are good Christians but act the exact opposite of what Christ taught. Take joe biden, nancy pelosi and most democrats for example.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 19, 2024 11:10 AM (QNSds)

35 Militant atheists aren't treated well by militant Muslims.

Posted by: mrp at April 19, 2024 11:10 AM (rj6Yv)

36 Dawkins clearly did not understand the importance of the protective fence provided by Christian culture before seeking to clear it out.
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Atheism is as often practiced, and as you point out, is its own religion. It isn't a disbelief in G-d, it's a hatred of faith.

But that comes with problems, because faith structures are a human imperative. Some are better than others, but everyone - and every civilization - has one. Atheism is anathema, and it depends on the faithful to provide buttresses. Atheism can only survive when supported by the presence of the faithful, because the deference - sincere or merely for show (e.g, real or the "Pascal's Wager" variety) - of the faithful to G-d and the resulting moderation of their behavior provides a rubric for their own behavior. Atheism can only survive as a going concern when it is areligious rather than antireligious. Pure atheistic morality has no anchor and therefore imposes no limits.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 11:11 AM (HnUIn)

37 I'm glad they are waking up to the destruction their are and have caused to our society, but my earnest prayer is that they would start to question their initial stance.

IF Christianity is clearly a superior "civilizational" good, since it reflects God's ordering of his creation, MAYBE you should also reflect on the central truth of Christ.

That would be far more important than simply trying to continue a "cultural" Christianity.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 19, 2024 11:11 AM (JMAcK)

38 "I would not be happy if, for example, we lost all our cathedrals and our beautiful parish churches."

We got that covered.

Posted by: Canada at April 19, 2024 11:11 AM (mt9oT)

39 Where's the spiritual fulfillment in that?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 11:09 AM (7fElN)

There is none. And I've seen where this is becoming a false doctrine for some Christians. Right up there with reincarnation to 'learn more things' like this life is just kindergarten.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2024 11:11 AM (3CVIc)

40 What does that even mean-"I don't believe a word of the Christian faith?" meaning he doesn't believe that Jesus was the son of God, or that he died and was resurrected or that he doesn't believe in Apostle's Creed, or that doesn't believe in of the words about how we should behave found throughout the New Testament, because for a scientist, Dawkins use very imprecise language.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2024 11:11 AM (XkYcA)

41 Pretty sure the Nuclear reactor powering the Church has gone critical...
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 19, 2024 11:02 AM (QNSds)


Can't quite decipher what you're saying here so I'll just throw out that, in the case of nuclear reactors, the term "critical" means "has achieved a stable chain reaction". It is not, inherently, a bad thing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 19, 2024 11:11 AM (nR2nR)

42 I keep picturing this Richard Dawkins guy, whenever I read his name, as being actor/game show host Richard Dawson.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 11:11 AM (J2vNu)

43 Maybe it's a Cyrus moment, if not a Paul moment....

Hey, I may not be Jewish, but these Jews are pretty great to have around, aren't they?

That sort of thing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 11:11 AM (GkFGh)

44 * Zombie Christopher Hitchens has entered the post *

https://is.gd/klUtkj

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 11:12 AM (q8LR6)

45 The atheists posit something much easier to believe in and more easily proved than God: infinite parallel universes.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 11:05 AM (CsUN+)
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Except that there is ZERO experimental proof that infinite parallel universes exist.


Yeah, that was my point. They can't explain the universe any other way, but to me, IPUs are just handwaving, with no more foundation than any other religion.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 11:12 AM (CsUN+)

46 42 I keep picturing this Richard Dawkins guy, whenever I read his name, as being actor/game show host Richard Dawson.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 11:11 AM (J2vNu)

So I'm not the only one.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 11:12 AM (GkFGh)

47 They will all repent for their anti-Christianity when Islam starts to put them to the sword.

Posted by: ruralcounsel


Most of them will die bleating "But-but-but-I was on your side!"

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at April 19, 2024 11:12 AM (OUMaO)

48 First Jordan Peterson, now this.
God is subtle and powerful.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at April 19, 2024 11:12 AM (xcxpd)

49 Special Advisor to SBA: Obama and Hillary Clinton Are Running Biden Admin

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Ahh, a brain trust

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 11:13 AM (FVME7)

50 I think it is probably very hard for people who have attained a certain level of celebrity and are used to fawning attention from people eagerly wanting to hear their next brilliant brain fart to actually take the first step towards being a Christian, which is say, "I am flawed. I am a sinner."

Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2024 11:13 AM (991eG)

51 2 Bridesmaid
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 11:00 AM (V1/1/)

Where? Is she cute?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at April 19, 2024 11:13 AM (xcxpd)

52 Dawkins isn't a scientist. He's barely even a philosopher.

He's nuts-to-butts with being a stand up comedian.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 11:13 AM (GkFGh)

53 The atheists posit something much easier to believe in and more easily proved than God: infinite parallel universes.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 11:05 AM (CsUN+)


1. Absolutely everything is the result of a chain of random chances.
2. There is not such thing as free will, We are slaves to the chemical processes in our brain.
3. The "man" is keeping me down.

Fundamentally unserious thinking.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 19, 2024 11:13 AM (nR2nR)

54 So is Dawkins taking the CS Lewis path?

Wasn't Lewis an atheist before making a public conversion to Catholicism?

How long before Dawkins does something similar? Can we expect him to write the next Lion, Witch and Wardrobe?

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 11:14 AM (Xn6DF)

55 Thank you, Buck.

For those of us who do not have the 'gift of faith' (whichever philosopher coined that phrase), I do not want to deny anyone that true gift. Old agnostic that I am, I raised my kids as Roman Catholics and hope that my grandchildren will be raised in faith as well.

Beautiful essay.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2024 11:14 AM (MIKMs)

56 Isn't this the story of John Cleese?

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 19, 2024 11:14 AM (f1kZG)

57 I watched the film "Freuds Last Session" about a supposed meeting between C.K. Lewis and Freud weeks before his death. I thought it was a beautifully written movie. Both had doubts about their belief in God but neither was afraid to discuss those doubts. Neither preached to each , just discussed their reasons for believing. There were so many layers to the movie I'll have to watch it again.

Posted by: Megthered at April 19, 2024 11:14 AM (BolxK)

58 I keep picturing this Richard Dawkins guy, whenever I read his name, as being actor/game show host Richard Dawson.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024
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So I'm not the only one.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024


***
I want to stroll up to Dawkins and ask, "So, Richard, what was Bob Crane really like?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 11:14 AM (J2vNu)

59 At first I thought those trees were columns of billowing black smoke from a church on fire.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2024 11:14 AM (991eG)

60 If there are infinite parallel universes, how did we wind up with this one?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 11:14 AM (FVME7)

61 The more I study Christianity, the deeper my own faith grows. It's simply *impossible* for it to be any other way.

I sometimes watch atheists attempt to debate Christians during presentations by Christians and it's almost laughable to watch the atheists flail around when the Christian presenter asks very simple questions.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

There's a very good website that I follow called "History for Atheists." It's done by a guy named Tim O'Neill, who is himself an atheist. But he is also a historian, and believes that, if atheists are going to claim that they follow facts and logic, that they need to get those facts straight. So his site is all about taking various claims that atheists make about Christian history (the burning of the library at Alexandria, the Chruch's attempt to suppress science by persecuting Galileo, etc.) and showing how these claims are just wrong, or at any rate grossly exaggerated to further the atheist cause. I highly recommend it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 11:15 AM (9yWhg)

62 What does John Cleese count himself as?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2024 11:15 AM (63Dwl)

63 Wasn't Lewis an atheist before making a public conversion to Catholicism?

How long before Dawkins does something similar? Can we expect him to write the next Lion, Witch and Wardrobe?
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 11:14 AM (Xn6DF)

Lewis converted to the CoE, much to the consternation of his Catholic friend JRR Tolkien.

Posted by: mrp at April 19, 2024 11:15 AM (rj6Yv)

64 The atheists posit something much easier to believe in and more easily proved than God: infinite parallel universes.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 11:05 AM (CsUN+)
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Except that there is ZERO experimental proof that infinite parallel universes exist.

Yeah, that was my point. They can't explain the universe any other way, but to me, IPUs are just handwaving, with no more foundation than any other religion.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 11:12 AM (CsUN+)
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My pastor talked about the difference between "evidence" and "proof" recently. There is a mountain of evidence that God exists, should anyone choose to look for it, even if there is no proof. There is some interesting evidence that IPUs *could* exist, but again, there's no proof. And they are far more unreachable than God at this point.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 11:16 AM (7fElN)

65 If the are infinite parallel universes, who cares?

If they're accessible, they're not parallel.

If they're not accessible, they're trivial.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 11:16 AM (GkFGh)

66 Bridesmaid
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024
*
Where? Is she cute?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at April 19, 2024


***
"Hey! Lookit all these good-lookin' bridesmaids runnin' around here! Hel-lo, bay-bee!"
(-- "The Big Bopper's Wedding")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 11:16 AM (J2vNu)

67 Lewis converted to the CoE, much to the consternation of his Catholic friend JRR Tolkien.
Posted by: mrp at April 19, 2024 11:15 AM (rj6Yv)

Oh, right, Church of Engerlond. Well, close enough.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 11:16 AM (Xn6DF)

68 "Whoever is not with me is against me, and whoever does not gather with me scatters. "

Matthew 12:30

Posted by: Marcus T at April 19, 2024 11:17 AM (/PTz1)

69 Also noteworthy: Naomi Wolfe, interviewed by Tucker, confesses that she has gone to serious prayer and Scripture-reading recently after observing the thoroughly anti-religious (secularized?) ambience surrounding the Covid event.

Posted by: dad29 at April 19, 2024 11:17 AM (i4oeh)

70 Atheists can never go back farther than the 'big bang'.

Can't answer why it banged. Can't answer what was before it banged.

All their shit falls apart

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2024 11:18 AM (3CVIc)

71 Special Advisor to SBA: Obama and Hillary Clinton Are Running Biden Admin

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Ahh, a brain trust
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


No wonder so much shit is fucked up.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 11:18 AM (sHgnb)

72
If there are infinite parallel universes, how did we wind up with this one?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 11:14 AM


This is the one where you are tested daily and have to pick a side in the battle against evil. If given the choice would you really wanna spend infinity strumming a harp?

I think after a while you'd say, 'Put me back in coach. I'm ready."

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 11:18 AM (RKVpM)

73 I don't recall ever seeing an AOSHQ post on religion that stayed on the rails. Let's see where this one goes.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2024 11:18 AM (991eG)

74 Just want to toss this out there:

The eclipse last week is evidence that God exists and that he loves us.

If our moon were a little bigger or a little smaller, if it were a little further away or a little closer, if it were moving in a different orbital direction- if it were not perfectly where it is now, we would never know what an eclipse is.

We have 200ish moons in our solar system. "Somehow" we ended up with one that PERFECTLY covers the sun. If it were bigger, the sun would just disappear. If it were the slightest bit smaller, the sun would still shine. (Think about the difference between 99% coverage and 100%. It was a massive difference in experience.)

It is a wonder.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 19, 2024 11:18 AM (JMAcK)

75 1. Absolutely everything is the result of a chain of random chances.
2. There is not such thing as free will, We are slaves to the chemical processes in our brain.
3. The "man" is keeping me down.

Fundamentally unserious thinking.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 19, 2024 11:13 AM (nR2nR)
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When you start crunching numbers for postulate 1 above, you'll find that the probability of random chance creating everything is such a ludicrously ridiculous number that an intelligent Creator makes more sense.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 11:19 AM (7fElN)

76 I don't recall ever seeing an AOSHQ post on religion that stayed on the rails. Let's see where this one goes.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2024 11:18 AM (991eG)



Christ is King.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)

77 Where to begin...

"It's true that statistically, the number of people who actually believe in Christianity is going down and I'm happy with that, but I would not be happy if, for example, we lost all our cathedrals and our beautiful parish churches. So, I count myself a cultural Christian.”

This isn't even being a cultural Christian. Pretty buildings filled with crosses do not a religion make. You want to admire fine architecture? Great. There's a reason these churches are beautiful and feel beautiful.

And the fact that he can't properly reason why he would rather live in a culturally Christian country undermines everything. Something, something higher power...

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 11:20 AM (KbCG3)

78 Legal Expert Warns “Rust” Armourer’s Sentence Is “Bad News” for Alec Baldwin

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And you can believe him. He's an expert.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 11:20 AM (FVME7)

79 And the fact that he can't properly reason why he would rather live in a culturally Christian country undermines everything. Something, something higher power...
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 11:20 AM (KbCG3)

"Well, i don't believe in loving my neighbor, but I'm glad my neighbor does. "

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 11:21 AM (GkFGh)

80 I'm agnostic myself. But I recognize the obvious benefits that Judeo-Christian religion/ethics has brought to Western society, and especially compared to the savage barbarism of the Muslim world.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2024 11:08 AM (iFTx/)

Most people don't grasp the savage barbarism of the pre-Christian world, either.

Rome would have been incomprehensible to people today, and it was one of the better societies.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 19, 2024 11:21 AM (JMAcK)

81 -
And you can believe him. He's an expert.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 11:20 AM (FVME7)




"Word."

- - - Al Gore - Climatologist

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 11:21 AM (Zz0t1)

82 My pastor talked about the difference between "evidence" and "proof" recently. There is a mountain of evidence that God exists, should anyone choose to look for it, even if there is no proof. There is some interesting evidence that IPUs *could* exist, but again, there's no proof. And they are far more unreachable than God at this point.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 11:16 AM (7fElN)

Or the difference between "discovery" and "creation".

When I get into those kinds of discussions, I simply state that my belief in a Creator is based on the evidence that there is just too much order in the Universe to allow rational argument for an alternative.

Posted by: mrp at April 19, 2024 11:21 AM (rj6Yv)

83 It's quite entertaining to watch some of these allegedly smart people finally grasp the unfolding horrors of a collapsing Western civilization.

Unfortunately it's too late and speaking or writing words about it is futile.

The Black Shirts are in control and destruction is on the menu.

Remember who enabled them. From Dawkins to Tapper, senior Gope Leadership and the corrupt grifters on the right.

Posted by: Not voting our way out at April 19, 2024 11:21 AM (tN3kf)

84 I keep picturing this Richard Dawkins guy, whenever I read his name, as being actor/game show host Richard Dawson.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 11:11 AM (J2vNu)

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Will never forget the hilarious episode (as related to me by a friend) of "Family Feud" where the question was "Name a famous Rudolf" and after guessing well-known ones like "The Red-Nosed Reindeer" and "Valentino" ... went with "Rudolph Hilter."

Richard Dawson apparently kept a non-believing straight face, looked at the laughing crowd, turned to the board, gave a big sweep of his arm, and said: "SHOW ME THE INFAMOUS "RUDOLPH HILTER!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 11:21 AM (q8LR6)

85 Nothing makes Christianity shine so brightly as to compare it to Islam.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 19, 2024 11:22 AM (jbnUc)

86
Rome would have been incomprehensible to people today, and it was one of the better societies.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 19, 2024 11:21 AM (JMAcK)



History didn't exist until Owebama was elected.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 11:22 AM (Zz0t1)

87 The cult of Science really let their mask slip, which I think hurts their position re: theism vs atheism.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2024 11:22 AM (3CVIc)

88
85 Nothing makes Christianity shine so brightly as to compare it to Islam.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 19, 2024 11:22 AM (jbnUc)

True but you could say the same with any other religion compared to Islam.

Scientology looks great next to Islam.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2024 11:23 AM (3CVIc)

89 The traditional soaring music from the pipe organ, the concert grand piano and, occasionally the choir, reflects our longing for our true home.

Then the sermon brings it all crashing back to earth.

If the church service was primarily the musical program and Christian rituals, e.g., recital of the creed, holy communion, with the sermon replaced by private study and reflection with an Ace of Spades HQ thread for discussion, that would be a very fine thing.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 19, 2024 11:23 AM (ogTiX)

90 The eclipse last week is evidence that God exists and that he loves us.

If our moon were a little bigger or a little smaller, if it were a little further away or a little closer, if it were moving in a different orbital direction- if it were not perfectly where it is now, we would never know what an eclipse is.

We have 200ish moons in our solar system. "Somehow" we ended up with one that PERFECTLY covers the sun. If it were bigger, the sun would just disappear. If it were the slightest bit smaller, the sun would still shine. (Think about the difference between 99% coverage and 100%. It was a massive difference in experience.)

It is a wonder.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 19, 2024


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And if Luna were much closer and still had its current mass and density, the Earth would be afflicted by tremendous tides, and possibly more and stronger earthquakes. Our species would have had a hard time surviving.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 11:23 AM (J2vNu)

91 If our moon were a little bigger or a little smaller, if it were a little further away or a little closer, if it were moving in a different orbital direction- if it were not perfectly where it is now, we would never know what an eclipse is.



Ask the flat earfers, if the earth were flat, why doesn't EVERYONE on earth have night and day at the same time?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 11:24 AM (sHgnb)

92
Scientology looks great next to Islam.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2024 11:23 AM (3CVIc)



RAPE!

Posted by: Danny Masterson at April 19, 2024 11:24 AM (Zz0t1)

93 When you start crunching numbers for postulate 1 above, you'll find that the probability of random chance creating everything is such a ludicrously ridiculous number that an intelligent Creator makes more sense.

It's easy to be led astray by this approach, though. Stephen Meyer has made a career out of it, and is very persuasive, but there is a counter. He'll say "what are the odds that x happens in this exact way without intelligent design?" (actually paraphrasing) However, I could say the same thing about my morning bagel. What are the odds that that exact bagel would exist on my plate? I'd have to calculate things like the positions of the various atoms in the bagel, which would generate an astronomical number of zeros. Therefore, my bagel could not exist.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 11:24 AM (CsUN+)

94 I keep picturing this Richard Dawkins guy, whenever I read his name, as being actor/game show host Richard Dawson.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


I've read that he was a real prick when he was in Hogan's Heroes. He thought the show should revolve around his character.

On the other hand, he was married to Diana Dorrs, so there's that.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 11:24 AM (9yWhg)

95 "Surprised by Joy" is the book by C.S. Lewis about being confirmed in the church as a kid, his rejection of Christianity and his coming back to religious faith. It's subtitle is called "The Shape of MY Early Life"and it contains a lot about his school days, his reading and his coming to Oxford. It was made into a film called "The Most Reluctant Convert"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2024 11:24 AM (XkYcA)

96 Scientology looks great next to Islam.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2024 11:23 AM (3CVIc)

Jim Jones would get at least a sidelong glance...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 11:24 AM (GkFGh)

97 Woke Marvel Studios Lays off Staff, Says It’s Reducing Output

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Noooooo!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 11:24 AM (FVME7)

98 The cult of Science really let their mask slip, which I think hurts their position re: theism vs atheism.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2024 11:22 AM (3CVIc)
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What's weird is that there are many scientists who are devout believers in God because they can see the wonders of Creation and marvel at its elegance.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 11:24 AM (7fElN)

99 FenSpoke should be on this thread.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 11:25 AM (9yWhg)

100 Same reason why people who believed in Santa are nevertheless better people even if they're wrong.

Posted by: cpurick at April 19, 2024 11:25 AM (lNjg1)

101 Screw this cultural Christian crap. Atheists think there is no greater power than themselves, and that the universe revolves around themselves, their beautiful self-ish (to quote the always astute Johnny Rotten).

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 19, 2024 11:25 AM (wBaIH)

102 I would certainly rather live under a regime ordered by the Ten Commandments than any other quasi-ethical system.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2024 11:25 AM (MIKMs)

103 So Dawkins is exactly like the clergy in the Anglican Church. Atheists that promote Christianity.

Posted by: polynikes at April 19, 2024 11:26 AM (MNhXM)

104 I believe that's called a free rider problem.
Posted by: ruralcounsel


I don't think that really is a problem at the end of all things.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 11:26 AM (IG4Id)

105 \

I've read that he was a real prick when he was in Hogan's Heroes. He thought the show should revolve around his character.

On the other hand, he was married to Diana Dorrs, so there's that.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 11:24 AM (9yWhg)



He was the go to guy on The Match Game.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 11:26 AM (Zz0t1)

106 What's weird is that there are many scientists who are devout believers in God because they can see the wonders of Creation and marvel at its elegance.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 11:24 AM (7fElN)

That's what I always said. If you're a real scientist or a mathematician, you should be convinced of God.

One study of fractals should do it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2024 11:26 AM (3CVIc)

107 And if Luna were much closer and still had its current mass and density, the Earth would be afflicted by tremendous tides, and possibly more and stronger earthquakes. Our species would have had a hard time surviving.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 11:23 AM (J2vNu)

Talking with my four-year-old son the other day and he started talking about where we get oxygen. And it just got me thinking how perfectly our world was brought together.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 11:26 AM (KbCG3)

108 I have always said that some of the most religious people I know are "atheists".

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at April 19, 2024 11:26 AM (lg881)

109 Woke Marvel Studios Lays off Staff, Says It’s Reducing Output




Anyway.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 11:26 AM (Zz0t1)

110 Isn't this the story of John Cleese?
Posted by: Darth Randall


He's done some back-flips into leftism again. So, no. Weak sister syndrome.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 11:26 AM (IG4Id)

111 And if Luna were much closer and still had its current mass and density, the Earth would be afflicted by tremendous tides, and possibly more and stronger earthquakes. Our species would have had a hard time surviving.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 11:23 AM (J2vNu)

Shake, rattle, roll. Shine on harvest moon.

Posted by: mrp at April 19, 2024 11:27 AM (rj6Yv)

112 "I don't recall ever seeing an AOSHQ post on religion that stayed on the rails."


I'll stay on the rails. I worship trains.

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 11:27 AM (v3XCI)

113 I've read that he was a real prick when he was in Hogan's Heroes. He thought the show should revolve around his character.

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They could've renamed it Newkirk's Knickerbockers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 11:27 AM (FVME7)

114 "I'm not talking about individual Muslims, who, of course, are all quite different"

Nonsense.

Practicing muslims are pretty much a known quantity.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 19, 2024 11:28 AM (JuA5P)

115 I would certainly rather live under a regime ordered by the Ten Commandments than any other quasi-ethical system.
Posted by: mustbequantum


Amen.
Otherwise, I could be a real prick.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 11:28 AM (sHgnb)

116 30
‘ Where's the spiritual fulfillment in that?’

Where’s Mrs. Squirrel’s reaction to your wanting to spend your time banging hotties?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 19, 2024 11:28 AM (jbnUc)

117 Atheist don't even believe they are right.

Or they would be the most furiously productive people, to at least leave a legacy, as this is it.

Or absolute hedonists, as this is it.

Instead, they carry on like everyone

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 19, 2024 11:28 AM (yikga)

118 What's weird is that there are many scientists who are devout believers in God because they can see the wonders of Creation and marvel at its elegance.

My daughter once asked me how I, a scientist, could believe in God. I replied that it took me months to set up simple experiments that more often than not went wrong, and I'm supposed to believe that the order in the universe just...happens? And yes, I have a reasonable understanding of entropy and statistical mechanics.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 11:28 AM (CsUN+)

119 Screw this cultural Christian crap. Atheists think there is no greater power than themselves, and that the universe revolves around themselves, their beautiful self-ish (to quote the always astute Johnny Rotten).

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov


Pick one: cultural 'Christian' or programmed marxist.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 11:29 AM (IG4Id)

120 I saw Culture Christian open for Fine Young Cannibals at the Manhole Club back in 2002.
Posted by: Pawl at April 19, 2024 11:03 AM (vFG9F)

was that the one with Culture Club as a special guest?

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 19, 2024 11:29 AM (bving)

121 We have 200ish moons in our solar system. "Somehow" we ended up with one that PERFECTLY covers the sun. If it were bigger, the sun would just disappear. If it were the slightest bit smaller, the sun would still shine. (Think about the difference between 99% coverage and 100%. It was a massive difference in experience.)

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Shut up because lightning struck a mud puddle and chaos arranged itself into beautiful order like what you noticed with the eclipse.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 19, 2024 11:29 AM (JuA5P)

122 30
‘ Where's the spiritual fulfillment in that?’

Where’s Mrs. Squirrel’s reaction to your wanting to spend your time banging hotties?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 19, 2024 11:28 AM (jbnUc)
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There is no Mrs. Squirrel in this universe...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 11:29 AM (7fElN)

123 Dawkins has come around to the same conclusions as Douglas Murray.

Posted by: MichiCanuck at April 19, 2024 11:30 AM (sH3/P)

124 Screw this cultural Christian crap. Atheists think there is no greater power than themselves, and that the universe revolves around themselves, their beautiful self-ish (to quote the always astute Johnny Rotten).

I'll take it. If they start behaving according to Christian principles, that's an unalloyed good.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 11:30 AM (CsUN+)

125 Just the structure and design of nothing is amazing beyond comprehension, before you even start putting stuff into it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 11:30 AM (GkFGh)

126 Per Dennis Prager and the following PragerU video by Peter Kreeft (atheism requires a greater leap of faith than belief in God):

http://tiny.cc/2w3txz

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 11:30 AM (q8LR6)

127 Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 11:24 AM (CsUN+)

As usual with Leftists they aren’t capable of making logical comparisons.

The argument is not the odds to create an exact replica but to creat any bagel. And the bagel he refers to was created by a intelligent being.

Posted by: polynikes at April 19, 2024 11:30 AM (MNhXM)

128 118 What's weird is that there are many scientists who are devout believers in God because they can see the wonders of Creation and marvel at its elegance.

My daughter once asked me how I, a scientist, could believe in God. I replied that it took me months to set up simple experiments that more often than not went wrong, and I'm supposed to believe that the order in the universe just...happens? And yes, I have a reasonable understanding of entropy and statistical mechanics.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 11:28 AM (CsUN+)

Isn't it as simple as, science explains things.

What explains science?

(Probably a better comment if read stoned)

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 11:30 AM (KbCG3)

129 What does John Cleese count himself as?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2024 11:15 AM (63Dwl)

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John Cleese is very much a "progressive" and pushed for many of the changes that have occurred in England. Then one day he woke up as an old white man and realized that the England he grew up in was gone. That the following generations of people didn't look like him and didn't hold his same values. That as an Old White Man he was now the devil.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 19, 2024 11:30 AM (f1kZG)

130 What's weird is that there are many scientists who are devout believers in God because they can see the wonders of Creation and marvel at its elegance.

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(lightning bugs have entered the chat)

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 19, 2024 11:31 AM (JuA5P)

131 It can be lunch time

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 11:31 AM (V1/1/)

132 So, are these people who've had some sort of revelation about their notions of religion, ideology, sexual orientation or whatever being honest, or are they hedging against something?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2024 11:32 AM (Q4IgG)

133 Isn't it as simple as, science explains things.

What explains science?

(Probably a better comment if read stoned)



Duuuuuuude.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 11:32 AM (CsUN+)

134 When people talk about the wonders of the universe, they always talk about the astronomical phenomena -- planets, stars, galaxies, etc. And it's fine to be in awe of those.

But lately, with my various health issues, I have started to look at equally marvelous phenomena at the opposite end of the scale -- the myriad physical and chemical processes that take place every second inside our own bodies. These are the processes that keep us alive, but they take place, for the most part, without or knowing or thinking much about them. These things are as amazing as the movements of the cosmos, even when, as in my post-29 case, they don't always work as flawlessly as they used to.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 11:32 AM (9yWhg)

135 On the other hand, he was married to Diana Dorrs, so there's that.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Born - Diana Mary Fluck. There's a name for you.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 11:32 AM (WXNFJ)

136 40
‘ for a scientist, Dawkins use very imprecise language.’

He hasn’t given his atheism much analysis, hasn’t he?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 19, 2024 11:33 AM (jbnUc)

137 I'll take it. If they start behaving according to Christian principles, that's an unalloyed good.
Posted by: Archimedes

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Agreed. Even if people didn't believe in God they recognized that adhering to the 10 Commandments provided an orderly, functional society.

Quick, remove the 10 Commandments from courthouses!

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 19, 2024 11:33 AM (JuA5P)

138 Loved him in Hogan's Heroes.

Posted by: Newkirk at April 19, 2024 11:33 AM (LqU2m)

139 Well, here's a religious story.

Bishop Mar Mari Emmanuel Breaks Silence with a Powerful Message to Attacker After Stabbing

https://shorturl.at/fhszA

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I must say, I don't agree with everything he says here.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 11:33 AM (FVME7)

140
I make a distinction between atheists and Christophobic anti-religious hate bigots. The former are people who don't or can't believe. The latter want to make sure those who do can't practice their faith, at least in public.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2024 11:33 AM (MoZTd)

141 The dihedral angle of the water molecule. Change it a tiny bit either way and life as we know it becomes impossible.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 11:33 AM (GkFGh)

142 Isn't it as simple as, science explains things.

What explains science?

(Probably a better comment if read stoned)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 11:30 AM (KbCG3)
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Science is great about explaining "what" and "how."

It tends to fail miserably when explaining "why."

WHY did the universe come into being?

WHY is it so darn big?

WHY did humans evolve as we did?

WHY do we have consciousness?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 11:33 AM (7fElN)

143 National Review: It’s 1892 All Over Again

https://archive.is/W08Td

It's a pretty entertaining read.

From the article: Robert Ingersoll quipped of the two parties that “each side would have been glad to defeat the other, if it could do so without electing its own candidate.”

Sounds familiar.

Via Instapundit.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 11:34 AM (ajS0Q)

144 42
‘ game show host Richard Dawson.’

Richard Dawson is the one who already knows whether God is real.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 19, 2024 11:35 AM (jbnUc)

145 I've met very few actual atheists in my life.

I've met scores of anti-theists. Very different animal.

Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at April 19, 2024 11:35 AM (pgwxJ)

146 You can go the rest of your life without breathing.

Posted by: Try and see at April 19, 2024 11:35 AM (LqU2m)

147 Just the structure and design of nothing is amazing beyond comprehension, before you even start putting stuff into it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 11:30 AM (GkFGh)

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Merely studying the anatomy of the miraculous human body is enough to believe in intelligent design, not to mention the Goldilocks Conditions that have allowed life to flourish on Earth as well as the Code of DNA which implies a coder/programmer.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 11:35 AM (q8LR6)

148 Alex O'Connor, who is the anti-Jordan Peterson (he's a leftwing atheist but a good person at discussing issues as opposed to just yelling racist like most leftists) accidentally made an interesting point in his debate with Jordan Peterson namely:

Of course the sort of Christian society you are talking about is a better one to live in. I just don't believe in God. Do you expect me to live a lie?

And its interesting because then that should prompt some deep reflection on WHY such a society is better. Random chance isn't a good answer.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 11:35 AM (ibTVg)

149 Statism, not Islam, replaced Christianity in Europe. Though Islam is making inroads because Statism is soulless.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 19, 2024 11:35 AM (nvtOt)

150 Kate Upton is also proof that God exists.

But perhaps that Satan does as well.

Posted by: Wally at April 19, 2024 11:35 AM (v3XCI)

151 >>> Nonsense.

Practicing muslims are pretty much a known quantity.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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It's not necessary for them to be practicing muslims. If they are raised in that M.E. mindset (see:MI) that's all that's necessary.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 11:35 AM (Dv2Ug)

152 But lately, with my various health issues, I have started to look at equally marvelous phenomena at the opposite end of the scale -- the myriad physical and chemical processes that take place every second inside our own bodies. These are the processes that keep us alive, but they take place, for the most part, without or knowing or thinking much about them. These things are as amazing as the movements of the cosmos, even when, as in my post-29 case, they don't always work as flawlessly as they used to.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 11:32 AM (9yWhg)
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This is also true. I can't look at the tip of my finger without being in awe of the mystical atomic/chemical/biological processes that are involved just in that small 1 cubic centimeter of flesh, blood, and bone. Then multiply that by the rest of my body. Then multiply that by all the other humans on earth.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 11:36 AM (7fElN)

153 Reuters Reports Iran Mere “Weeks or Days” from Having Enough Nuclear Material for a Bomb

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What's the worst that could happen? The only bright spot is that it is Reuters saying it so it's probably not true.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 11:36 AM (FVME7)

154 John Cleese is very much a "progressive" and pushed for many of the changes that have occurred in England. Then one day he woke up as an old white man and realized that the England he grew up in was gone. That the following generations of people didn't look like him and didn't hold his same values. That as an Old White Man he was now the devil.
Posted by: Darth Randall


The fun part of his story is that when he got his cheese he fucked off to Santa Barbara and bought a winery. Someone, not me, should make a parody of his life and grind his story into the ashtray.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 11:36 AM (IG4Id)

155 Did you hear about all the atheists rioting several years ago?


They found a blank piece of paper on someone's desk.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 11:36 AM (9yWhg)

156 >>>The dihedral angle of the water molecule. Change it a tiny bit either way and life as we know it becomes impossible.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 11:33 AM (GkFGh)

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Sounds suspiciously close to math.

Posted by: Turn 2 at April 19, 2024 11:36 AM (s7R54)

157 Which was the first ape in the progression with an eternal soul?

Posted by: I would like to know at April 19, 2024 11:36 AM (LqU2m)

158 There is the thought
If you don't believe in God you will believe in anything.
Leftism has making up its own science without a bit of reality

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 11:37 AM (V1/1/)

159 The dihedral angle of the water molecule. Change it a tiny bit either way and life as we know it becomes impossible.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024


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The very fact that, unlike most substances we know, water *expands* as it freezes, and thus floats. Otherwise the oceans would have frozen from the bottom up. Life would have been impossible too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 11:37 AM (J2vNu)

160 Nonsense.

Practicing muslims are pretty much a known quantity.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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It's not necessary for them to be practicing muslims. If they are raised in that M.E. mindset (see:MI) that's all that's necessary.
Posted by: Braenyard

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Oh, absolutely. What I meant was that praying/practicing Muslims are very reliable in their desires, and their desires don't involve you living or being submissive if they allow you to live if you're not a Muslim.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 19, 2024 11:37 AM (JuA5P)

161 We should have nipped the anti Christian shit in the bud and by no in the bud I mean violently ended it. Not modern day Christian wise Old Testament wise.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 19, 2024 11:37 AM (17s+e)

162 When I get into those kinds of discussions, I simply state that my belief in a Creator is based on the evidence that there is just too much order in the Universe to allow rational argument for an alternative.

Posted by: mrp at April 19, 2024 11:21 AM (rj6Yv)

My Mother told me once that believing is simply and act of faith. One chooses to believe.

Posted by: javems at April 19, 2024 11:37 AM (zMue3)

163 WHY do we have consciousness?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I've always been amazed that our memories are recalled by brain chemicals.

How da **** did that happen?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 11:38 AM (WXNFJ)

164 I have to point out that C S Lewis utterly despised the "cultural Christian" posture.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 19, 2024 11:38 AM (1bNHn)

165 Sounds suspiciously close to math.
Posted by: Turn 2 at April 19, 2024 11:36 AM (s7R54)

It's exactly a hundred and something point something.

Hopefully that's unmathy enough for us.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 11:38 AM (GkFGh)

166 Which was the first ape in the progression with an eternal soul?
Posted by: I would like to know at April 19, 2024


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The one who tossed the antelope bone in the air in the prologue to 2001: A Space Odyssey!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 11:38 AM (J2vNu)

167 Statism, not Islam, replaced Christianity in Europe. Though Islam is making inroads because Statism is soulless.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33


There's a lot in that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 11:38 AM (IG4Id)

168 The human body itself is amazing. That this mass of cells actually formed a breathing, walking creature with a brain. And most of the time it works flawlessly. When it doesn't, the brain trys to think of ways to fix it. The only flaw I see is the birthing process. That definitely needs updating.

Posted by: Megthered at April 19, 2024 11:38 AM (BolxK)

169 Freedom in the traditional sense only seems to come about in a Christian society. Yes yes you can be some oddball dissenter and do your own thing but when a certain percentage of the population goes atheist, or some malevolent religion like Islam, things go to shit.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 11:38 AM (ibTVg)

170 Reuters Reports Iran Mere “Weeks or Days” from Having Enough Nuclear Material for a Bomb

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What's the worst that could happen? The only bright spot is that it is Reuters saying it so it's probably not true.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 11:36 AM (FVME7)

At the risk of sounding like an ass I've been hearing that for over 20 years now. I'm pretty much at the point that I'll believe Iran has the bomb when Jerusalem disappears under a mushroom cloud.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 11:38 AM (3HcJ4)

171 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 11:36 AM (7fElN)

The body is it’s own universe

Posted by: polynikes at April 19, 2024 11:38 AM (MNhXM)

172 I saw Dawkins make this stunning admission on a YT video and my jaw dropped. I shared it at a men's group and they too were stunned.

Dawkins helped light the fires that have pushed Christianity aside in the west. And now he is complaining that the house is on fire. Truly a remarkable conclusion on his part. It's not at all clear there is time to reverse the catastrophe and conflagration he helped ignite.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at April 19, 2024 11:39 AM (mQxC9)

173 168 The human body itself is amazing. That this mass of cells actually formed a breathing, walking creature with a brain. And most of the time it works flawlessly. When it doesn't, the brain trys to think of ways to fix it. The only flaw I see is the birthing process. That definitely needs updating.

Posted by: Megthered at April 19, 2024 11:38 AM (BolxK)

Mating process is pretty sweet, though.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 11:39 AM (KbCG3)

174
It's cute the way evangelical atheists pretend atheism was something developed last week, whereas it has a long and miserable history.

All those "officially atheist" states? They all disappeared without a trace, unmourned, having produced nothing except death and a ruined people.

And now that Europe has largely de-Christianized and de-Judeified itself, it's become a backwater, prey to climate apocalypsm.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2024 11:39 AM (MoZTd)

175 Which was the first ape in the progression with an eternal soul?
Posted by: I would like to know at April 19, 2024

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The one who tossed the antelope bone in the air in the prologue to 2001: A Space Odyssey!


Tapir.

*Tries hard not to be pedantic ass. Fails.*

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 11:40 AM (CsUN+)

176 The human species is the only one that knows it will one day die.

Posted by: Think about it at April 19, 2024 11:40 AM (LqU2m)

177 Statism, not Islam, replaced Christianity in Europe. Though Islam is making inroads because Statism is soulless.

Statism has tried to become more of a real religion repeatedly with communism of various flavors, environmentalism, and now woke-ism but...its always going to be a poor one and yes even compared to something like Islam.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 11:41 AM (ibTVg)

178 My thinking is no matter what Europeans are believing, Muslims are invading and Europeans are not stopping it.
The Marxists here are letting them in, it's just they are not close enough to take over the Invasion.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 11:41 AM (V1/1/)

179 With Gang Chaos Continuing, Haiti Belatedly Creates “Presidential Transition Council”

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Ahh, the main course.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 11:41 AM (FVME7)

180 dawkins has long had an animus to islam, but he like maher hitchens et al eroded the foundation,

Islam is a cut and paste inversion of jewish culturat traits, cooked up by a madman,

Posted by: no 6 at April 19, 2024 11:41 AM (PXvVL)

181 Reuters Reports Iran Mere “Weeks or Days” from Having Enough Nuclear Material for a Bomb


Reuters, so I call bullshit on this “reporting.”

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 19, 2024 11:41 AM (17s+e)

182 171 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 11:36 AM (7fElN)

The body is it’s own universe
Posted by: polynikes at April 19, 2024 11:38 AM (MNhXM)

"And a wonderland"
-John Mayer

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at April 19, 2024 11:41 AM (xcxpd)

183 The one who tossed the antelope bone in the air in the prologue to 2001: A Space Odyssey!

Tapir.

*Tries hard not to be pedantic ass. Fails.*
Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024


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Been a long time since I saw the flick. It has never been a favorite of mine.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 11:41 AM (J2vNu)

184
Tapir.

*Tries hard not to be pedantic ass. Fails.*
Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 11:40 AM (CsUN+)

_________

*rolls eyes*
*shakes head*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2024 11:42 AM (MoZTd)

185 I've only been attending church for the past few months but I will say, I leave each service feeling so much better than I did when I entered.

It's nourishing, even if I don't quite understand or believe everything I hear.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 11:42 AM (KbCG3)

186 Nothing an atheist likes to talk about more than God.

Posted by: Have ya ever noticed? at April 19, 2024 11:42 AM (LqU2m)

187 yes theyve had 30 years and the best Russian Pakistan scientists and have not gotten around to it,

Posted by: no 6 at April 19, 2024 11:42 AM (PXvVL)

188 Tapir? I never even knew her.

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 11:43 AM (v3XCI)

189 176 The human species is the only one that knows it will one day die.

Posted by: Think about it at April 19, 2024 11:40 AM (LqU2m)

I've often wondered if squirrels were aware of their mortality. And if they suddenly became aware, you think they'd jump from tree to tree with their current state of arrogance?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 11:43 AM (KbCG3)

190 Now for the deep questions. How does one pronounce desertification? According to Google, it's DESertification.

I've always said deSERTification, but that means the world is turning into eclairs.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 11:44 AM (CsUN+)

191 The human body itself is amazing. That this mass of cells actually formed a breathing, walking creature with a brain. And most of the time it works flawlessly. When it doesn't, the brain trys to think of ways to fix it. The only flaw I see is the birthing process. That definitely needs updating.
Posted by: Megthered at April 19, 2024 11:38 AM (BolxK)
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A large part of medicine is NOT repairing the body, but in holding it together long enough for our natural repair mechanisms to take over and do their job.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 11:44 AM (7fElN)

192 Islam is a cut and paste inversion of jewish culturat traits, cooked up by a madman,
Posted by: no 6


He stole stuff from Christianity, too. Supposedly, the Virgin Mary is pretty popular with Muzzies.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 11:44 AM (9yWhg)

193 Lotta real dumb experts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 19, 2024 11:44 AM (R4t5M)

194 Statism is a religion pretending to be form of politics.

Islam is a form of politics pretending to be a religion.

The two are almost identical lies.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 19, 2024 11:44 AM (17s+e)

195 186 Nothing an atheist likes to talk about more than God.

Posted by: Have ya ever noticed? at April 19, 2024 11:42 AM (LqU2m)

I guess condescending righteousness is a form of talk.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 11:45 AM (KbCG3)

196 Everyone knows that Hogan's Heroes should have revolved around my character.

Posted by: Gnadige Frau Linkmeyer at April 19, 2024 11:45 AM (V5BDR)

197 I've often wondered if squirrels were aware of their mortality. And if they suddenly became aware, you think they'd jump from tree to tree with their current state of arrogance?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

They apparently like to commit suicide around here. Why else would one wait by the side of the road until a vehicle approaches and then run into the street?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 11:45 AM (WXNFJ)

198 Utter hamdouche Mike Johnson calls out White privilege...oh, and another 100+ billion about to fly out the door to be properly laundered and folded.

James Woods noted that they probably have this guy on tape fucking a goat.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 19, 2024 11:45 AM (YIxO9)

199 >>>At the risk of sounding like an ass I've been hearing that for over 20 years now. I'm pretty much at the point that I'll believe Iran has the bomb when Jerusalem disappears under a mushroom cloud.
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 11:38 AM (3HcJ4)
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Or, more probably when Tehran disappears under a mushroom cloud.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 19, 2024 11:45 AM (Z8Xq7)

200 that would seem unlikely,

I know it's in keeping with clarke and kubrick's aesthetic choices, but who would through a jaw bone it's a useful tool right,

Posted by: no 6 at April 19, 2024 11:46 AM (PXvVL)

201 I've only been attending church for the past few months but I will say, I leave each service feeling so much better than I did when I entered.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 11:42 AM (KbCG3)
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I've had the same reaction since I've started attending a local church. I've also been attending the men's group at church and it's just incredible how good I feel whenever I leave both.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 11:46 AM (7fElN)

202 197 I've often wondered if squirrels were aware of their mortality. And if they suddenly became aware, you think they'd jump from tree to tree with their current state of arrogance?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

They apparently like to commit suicide around here. Why else would one wait by the side of the road until a vehicle approaches and then run into the street?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 11:45 AM (WXNFJ)

No lie, few weeks ago I was driving and within a quarter mile there were four squashed squirrels in the road. Was like their version of Jonestown.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 11:46 AM (KbCG3)

203 So, there's anecdotal reports that in the USA, at least, there's been a spike of conversions to Orthodox Christianity.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 19, 2024 11:46 AM (dZw/v)

204 What's weird is that there are many scientists who are devout believers in God because they can see the wonders of Creation and marvel at its elegance.
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Charles Darwin.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2024 11:46 AM (MIKMs)

205 I've only been attending church for the past few months but I will say, I leave each service feeling so much better than I did when I entered.

It's nourishing, even if I don't quite understand or believe everything I hear.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer


My son once said that you "feel clean" after going to church.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 11:46 AM (9yWhg)

206
Or, more probably when Tehran disappears under a mushroom cloud.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 19, 2024 11:45 AM (Z8Xq7)

__________

"Push the button, Mohammed!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2024 11:47 AM (MoZTd)

207 James Woods noted that they probably have this guy on tape fucking a goat.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 19, 2024 11:45 AM (YIxO9)

A man of culture, I see.

Posted by: Achmed at April 19, 2024 11:47 AM (3QeU/)

208 James Woods noted that they probably have this guy on tape fucking a goat.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 19, 2024 11:45 AM (YIxO9)

If they do, I'll betcha he's the bottom.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 11:47 AM (GkFGh)

209 It's nourishing, even if I don't quite understand or believe everything I hear.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 11:42 AM (KbCG3)

If it's nourishing, it means you are understanding the message.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 19, 2024 11:48 AM (R4t5M)

210 Interest Payments on the National Debt Are Getting Scary

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Thank God I don't believe in math!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 11:48 AM (FVME7)

211 yes its a terrible retcon of all the previous traditions in the region, how exactly did it gain such currency

yes by the sword, but the byzantines had swords did they not,

Posted by: no 6 at April 19, 2024 11:48 AM (PXvVL)

212 I dunno about confession...seeing that the Republican House just pushed through legislation to mandate having to share information with federal agents.

I don't trust any fucking priest any further than I can throw him, and I sing in the choir.

As I mentioned a few days ago, I think we overreacted a tad to 9/11.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 19, 2024 11:48 AM (YIxO9)

213 The human species is the only one that knows it will one day die.

Posted by: Think about it at April 19, 2024


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Little Tatiana the Wonder Siberian was never in great health for her less than four years on the planet. But she played hard and lived intensely, for an indoor cat. It's almost as if she knew she didn't have much time and wanted to fit as much experience and fun into her short life as she could manage.

Of course, this is me, the human, applying my imagination. But it helps me remember her as she was.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 11:49 AM (J2vNu)

214 Fun fact about Hogan's Hero's. Every exterior scene has snow on the ground. The producers never wanted to transmit the messages that the stalag was a pleasant place.

Posted by: Kinda neat at April 19, 2024 11:49 AM (LqU2m)

215 201 I've only been attending church for the past few months but I will say, I leave each service feeling so much better than I did when I entered.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 11:42 AM (KbCG3)
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I've had the same reaction since I've started attending a local church. I've also been attending the men's group at church and it's just incredible how good I feel whenever I leave both.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 11:46 AM (7fElN)

Haven't quite had the time to explore a further group but probably going to soon. Be interested to know if there are fellow skeptics who can't deny what they feel.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 11:49 AM (KbCG3)

216 The Old Testament is rife with stories of how the Jews turned their backs to God and were punished until they saw the error of their ways. Moses, who showed the glory and power of God to the Israelites over and over again on their way out of Egypt, goes up the mountain for forty days and comes back to see them worshipping a golden calf.

So this is a human condition to make our own Gods to serve us instead of serving God. Been going on for a while.

So laugh all you want at the "sky daddy" while practicing your global warming religion. But don't imagine that you've done anything but replace one for the other.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2024 11:50 AM (FCbAQ)

217 What is Orthodox Christianity? I have never heard of it. Is it old time religion, fire and brimstone, Latin mass?

Posted by: Megthered at April 19, 2024 11:50 AM (BolxK)

218 Meanwhile, at CNN: "‘I’m actually going to vomit’: Ecstatic Swift fan reacts to new album"

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 19, 2024 11:51 AM (MvF+J)

219 So laugh all you want at the "sky daddy" while practicing your global warming religion. But don't imagine that you've done anything but replace one for the other.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2024 11:50 AM (FCbAQ)

They love kneeling down in front of Baals, alright.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 11:51 AM (GkFGh)

220 "I must say I'm slightly horrified to hear that Ramadan is being promoted instead," Dawkins said in an interview with Rachel S. Johnson of LBC Sunday. "I feel that we are a Christian country."

It's almost as if Christianity itself is a Chesterton's Fence.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 19, 2024 11:51 AM (2ocoG)

221 yes and he brought them out of Egypt, and they still didn't get the point they were worshiping one of the Old Gods,

Posted by: no 6 at April 19, 2024 11:52 AM (PXvVL)

222 176 I am not so sure about that. Animals see others die, elephants especially seem to honor passing family

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 11:53 AM (V1/1/)

223 >>So laugh all you want at the "sky daddy" while practicing your global warming religion. But don't imagine that you've done anything but replace one for the other.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2024 11:50 AM (FCbAQ)
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Not really, the adherents to the religion of global warming won’t leave you alone to live in peace. Big difference.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 19, 2024 11:53 AM (Z8Xq7)

224 Recommended: David Suchet's NIV audio bible from Audible. Awesome.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 19, 2024 11:53 AM (MvF+J)

225
I dunno about confession...seeing that the Republican House just pushed through legislation to mandate having to share information with federal agents.

__________

A good reason to have old-fashioned confessionals.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2024 11:53 AM (MoZTd)

226 I’ve found that most of society’s ill can be traced to narcissism and belligerent atheists

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 11:54 AM (RHGPo)

227 when you watch the Ten Commandments now, you see how People can delude themselves,

Posted by: no 6 at April 19, 2024 11:54 AM (PXvVL)

228 Israel said they will not allow a nuclear Iran.
Iran goes nuclear they are pushing their own button.
I tolla you so.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 11:54 AM (Dv2Ug)

229 Richard Dawkins? That butthole! He's why I have to deal with all of these sea otters!

Posted by: Cartman at April 19, 2024 11:54 AM (yOPBE)

230 The human species is the only one that knows it will one day die.

Posted by: Think about it at April 19, 2024


That is an unverifiable statement, since we can never know for sure what goes on in the minds of animals. However, some animals, such as elephants, have been observed to go through what seem like mourning/funerary rites when one dies, so that would seem to imply some awareness of death on their part.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 11:54 AM (9yWhg)

231 Trial of Ex-FBI Informant Tied to Biden Bribery Allegations Postponed Until After Election

https://tinyurl.com/mrxtduxc

They're not even hiding it.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 11:55 AM (CsUN+)

232 What is Orthodox Christianity? I have never heard of it. Is it old time religion, fire and brimstone, Latin mass?
Posted by: Megthered at April 19, 2024 11:50 AM (BolxK)

In a lot of ways, it's basically catholicism without Rome. Lot of stylistic differences, lots of administrative differences, but doctrinally you kinda have to dig. Outside of the filioque dispute which kicked off the schism in the first place, i don't even know of any actual doctrinal differences in terms of the faith itself and how it works.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 11:55 AM (GkFGh)

233 231 Trial of Ex-FBI Informant Tied to Biden Bribery Allegations Postponed Until After Election

https://tinyurl.com/mrxtduxc

They're not even hiding it.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 11:55 AM (CsUN+)

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They wouldn't do this if we had a better candidate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 11:55 AM (GBKbO)

234 However, some animals, such as elephants, have been observed to go through what seem like mourning/funerary rites when one dies, so that would seem to imply some awareness of death on their part.

Quite a few birds as well.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 19, 2024 11:55 AM (2ocoG)

235 I am not so sure about that. Animals see others die, elephants especially seem to honor passing family
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024


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But can they extrapolate from that to realize the same thing will happen to them? Most animals don't seem to have a strong concept of "the future."

Still, we're finding they are often more intelligent than we've traditionally thought.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 11:55 AM (J2vNu)

236 Appreciate this Morning Rant, Buck. Thanks.

I've consider myself a Christian my entire life. I've failed many a time but, hopefully, have been redeemed to some degree, too. Only with age do I get "Let Go and Give it to God," and that it's not easy to follow.

YTG, 'CS Lewis & “What Let Go and Let God” really means' May 18, 2016. In part, "“Let go and let God.”
In part, "It’s likely most people who use this phase have no idea where it came from. The Keswick Convention, begun in the late 19th Century, popularized this phrase. The “let go” means to surrender everything to God. The “let God” means to yield to His guiding and directing of our lives."

IDK. Like I said, more solid belief & internal peace but it has come with age. 🙏💕

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 19, 2024 11:56 AM (NFX2v)

237 Former agnostic here. It’s a sample size of one but I was def not an atheist. Today I am sort of a Christian. Baby steps.

Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2024 11:56 AM (9Z02M)

238 > I am not so sure about that. Animals see others die
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A stray dog killed one of our cats many years ago. We were away when it happened. The other cats were, agitated and kept running over to the body and meowing. It took us awhile to go look.

I think "they know."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2024 11:56 AM (Q4IgG)

239 Not really, the adherents to the religion of global warming won’t leave you alone to live in peace. Big difference.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 19, 2024 11:53 AM (Z8Xq7)

Neither will we.

Posted by: Jehovah's Witnesses and Muslims at April 19, 2024 11:57 AM (FCbAQ)

240 ah yes Cartman, the sage of the age,

Posted by: no 6 at April 19, 2024 11:57 AM (PXvVL)

241 Outside of the filioque dispute which kicked off the schism in the first place, i don't even know of any actual doctrinal differences in terms of the faith itself and how it works.

IIRC, the Filioque Dispute preceded the Rectification of the Vuldronaii.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 11:57 AM (CsUN+)

242 What is Orthodox Christianity?


The Eastern half of the Great Schism of 1054. Eastern Orthodoxy, Russian Orthodoxy, etc.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 11:57 AM (9yWhg)

243 Poor elephants.

Imagine the depth of your grief at a loss if you don't even know what death is.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 11:57 AM (GkFGh)

244 Meanwhile, at CNN: "‘I’m actually going to vomit’: Ecstatic Swift fan reacts to new album"
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 19, 2024 11:51 AM (MvF+J)

https://tinyurl.com/yuuns2h7

This is the problem with cultivating a fan base of middle aged queers who all wish they were 10 year old girls.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 11:58 AM (3QeU/)

245 Poor elephants.

Imagine the depth of your grief at a loss if you don't even know what death is.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024


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Richard Adams's rabbits in Watership Down had the phrase, "My friend stopped running today."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 11:59 AM (J2vNu)

246 Donkey Chompers invents a new oxymoron.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC
What is going on here @BarnardCollege @Columbia?
How does a student with no disciplinary record suddenly get to a suspension less than 24 hours after a nonviolent protest?
What merits asymmetric crackdowns on Palestinian human rights protests?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 11:59 AM (FVME7)

247 The same argument can be leveled at Antifa weenies and socialists in the West. They tear down capitalism and Judeo-Christian values while operating under their protections and with the benefit of their wealth generation. Go to a failed state and implement your socialist utopia (if it isn't already the reason behind the failed state.) See how far you get with a public that responds only to power and works within a godless framework. If you manage to survive at all, let's then compare the result to what America managed -- despite the ruinous factions hellbent on killing its Christian roots.

Posted by: red speck at April 19, 2024 11:59 AM (0Id0S)

248 1. Love one another as your self.
2. An eye for an eye.
3. Kill all infidels.

Two out of three ain't bad.

Posted by: Meat Loaf at April 19, 2024 11:59 AM (ufFY8)

249 Meanwhile, at CNN: "‘I’m actually going to vomit’: Ecstatic Swift fan reacts to new album"

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It's so weird how Tay Tay and Beyoncee don't sell their songs for $2 or $3 apiece, isn't it? With all those fans, imagine how much more money they'd make.

Unless those fans don't really exist and it's all just streaming algorithms promoting the popularity.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 12:00 PM (WCiZg)

250 I’ve found that most of society’s ill can be traced to narcissism and belligerent atheists

Posted by: SMOD

And assholes (most assuredly not anyone in good Moron standing here in the Horde) that won't leave people alone when they should.

Queues up Clint Eastwood line "now get off my lawn"

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 19, 2024 12:00 PM (VWqx0)

251 when you think she's a quart low, she comes up with the bucket,

Posted by: no 6 at April 19, 2024 12:01 PM (PXvVL)

252 Also yeah, it's really weird for a grown man to be saying that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 12:01 PM (WCiZg)

253 What does Tay-Tay think about the Iranian situation?

Posted by: I gotta ask at April 19, 2024 12:01 PM (LqU2m)

254 Not really, the adherents to the religion of global warming won’t leave you alone to live in peace. Big difference.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly
—-

Vegans have entered the conversation.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 19, 2024 12:01 PM (17s+e)

255 The fun part of his story is that when he got his cheese he fucked off to Santa Barbara and bought a winery. Someone, not me, should make a parody of his life and grind his story into the ashtray.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 11:36 AM

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Did he really? Last I heard he and his wife were moving to the Bahamas where cultural England from the 60-70s seemed to still exist.

I'm sure he'll love Santa Barbara. When I lived in Cali, Santa Barbara was nothing but very well off white people in gated communities.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 19, 2024 12:02 PM (lw3je)

256 https://images.app.goo.gl/YYofARriYXZ2qM7z8

I wonder if MILF Gina Gannon will try to sell me stuff on the local news today.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 19, 2024 12:02 PM (ufFY8)

257 But can they extrapolate from that to realize the same thing will happen to them? Most animals don't seem to have a strong concept of "the future."

Still, we're finding they are often more intelligent than we've traditionally thought.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Elephants are extremely intelligent. One of my favorite animals.

There's a reason Kipling made Hathi the elephant the ruler of the jungle in his Mowgli stories.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 12:02 PM (9yWhg)

258 Also yeah, it's really weird for a grown man to be saying that.

In this case, "man" is rather loosely defined.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 12:02 PM (CsUN+)

259 He can have a church wedding with Mrs. Garrison.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 12:02 PM (0FoWg)

260 I’ve found that most of society’s ill can be traced to narcissism and belligerent atheists

Posted by: SMOD

But enough about Hollywood.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 12:02 PM (FVME7)

261 >> What's weird is that there are many scientists who are devout believers in God because they can see the wonders of Creation and marvel at its elegance.


Yes. Have sat next to many in church over the years - aeronautical engineers, famous physicists, etc...

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2024 12:03 PM (cCVOS)

262 What does Tay-Tay think about the Iranian situation?
Posted by: I gotta ask at April 19, 2024 12:01 PM (LqU2m)

Gotta shake it off, shake it off.

Posted by: Tay Tay at April 19, 2024 12:03 PM (3QeU/)

263 Not really, the adherents to the religion of global warming won’t leave you alone to live in peace. Big difference.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly
—-

Vegans have entered the conversation.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 19, 2024


***
Yeah, but they're 25 light-years away. They're commenting on our stuff from 1974.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 12:04 PM (J2vNu)

264 What does Tay-Tay think about the Iranian situation?

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I assume that Biden is handling it great and anyway it's Trump's fault for putting the world in this situation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 12:04 PM (WCiZg)

265 Ha, Blinked wants to de-escalate.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024 12:04 PM (ufFY8)

266 265 Ha, Blinked wants to de-escalate.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024 12:04 PM (ufFY

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Impoverish Iran by preventing them from selling oil on the international market, then.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 12:04 PM (GBKbO)

267
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They wouldn't do this if we had a better candidate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 11:55 AM (GBKbO)
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They've got something up their sleeve.
They're not going to just run Biden out there on a natural.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 12:04 PM (Dv2Ug)

268 I don’t know if my dogs understand death, even if they have experienced one of their dog friends in death. But I do know they know mourning of their loss.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 19, 2024 12:05 PM (17s+e)

269 Ha, Blinked wants to de-escalate.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


He blinked?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 12:05 PM (9yWhg)

270 Blinken, dammit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024 12:05 PM (ufFY8)

271 Dawkins helped light the fires that have pushed Christianity aside in the west. And now he is complaining that the house is on fire. Truly a remarkable conclusion on his part. It's not at all clear there is time to reverse the catastrophe and conflagration he helped ignite.
Posted by: WarEagle82 at April 19, 2024 11:39 AM (mQxC9)

I'll go a step further and posit that admitting that "cultural Christianity" is a societal good is as far as the people who give him voice will let him go.
IF he were to actually have his road to Damascus moment and want to tell the world about it, he'd be uninvited to all the shows which currently have him on and helped build his name and reputation.

Sure, he'd be a guest on many Christian shows and sites, but really, he'd just be preaching to the choir and not the athiests who need to hear it.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2024 12:05 PM (FCbAQ)

272 Ha, Blinked wants to de-escalate.

His side (Islam) is losing, so of course he does.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 19, 2024 12:05 PM (2ocoG)

273 Running Biden on a natural is a lot different than Ona Zee.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 12:05 PM (Dv2Ug)

274 143 National Review: It’s 1892 All Over Again

https://archive.is/W08Td

It's a pretty entertaining read.

From the article: Robert Ingersoll quipped of the two parties that “each side would have been glad to defeat the other, if it could do so without electing its own candidate.”

Sounds familiar.

Via Instapundit.
Posted by: Robert
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Like most of the NRO drivel, it is full of half truths to serve an agenda--aka anti tariffs and kow towing to financial interests. It is also flawed in its analysis of elections in a party era--contested conventions were a thing back then and did not demonstrate widespread public dislike of a candidate. By all accounts, Harrison was a cold person and apparently had a limp dead fish handshake. On the other hand, Cleveland had pretty good political skills but was at sea regarding government finances. There is also the distortion regarding government finances in the NRO piece--simply put--the Union pensions for troops were an issue as in the 1890's--those vets were aging and many were unable to work at the time making them dependent on the government to do the right thing. Many of them were also drafted into service.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 12:05 PM (nWD6/)

275 Ha, Blinked wants to de-escalate.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

He blinked?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 12:05 PM (9yWhg)

Blinken blunk.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 12:06 PM (3QeU/)

276 WHIG! Good to see you

(although I haven't been around much so it might just be me)

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 12:06 PM (WCiZg)

277 So, there's anecdotal reports that in the USA, at least, there's been a spike of conversions to Orthodox Christianity.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 19, 2024 11:46 AM


*makes beckoning motion*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 12:06 PM (Wnv9h)

278 Elephants are extremely intelligent. One of my favorite animals.

There's a reason Kipling made Hathi the elephant the ruler of the jungle in his Mowgli stories.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024


***
And Tarzan and Tantor the elephant were always good friends. The one time in his life Tarzan ate elephant meat, he had not hunted for a long time, the stuff came out of a Gomangani cookpot, and he didn't know what it was. (The animal had also been sick before it died or was killed, and a semi-poisoned Tarzan wound up having nightmares!)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 12:07 PM (J2vNu)

279 Richard Dawkins is an example of what my first college history teacher (an agnostic) said about atheists who pushed for secularization of universities, hospitals, etc. "They're like fleas on a dog, cheering on their host's death."

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 19, 2024 12:07 PM (fxCK2)

280 nood

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 19, 2024 12:07 PM (MvF+J)

281 Blinken, dammit.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024


***
Winken, Blinken, and Nod one night
Sailed off on a river of crystal light!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 12:08 PM (J2vNu)

282 Too bad there's a nood. This has been a most interesting thread.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 12:09 PM (9yWhg)

283 249 Meanwhile, at CNN: "‘I’m actually going to vomit’: Ecstatic Swift fan reacts to new album"

--

It's so weird how Tay Tay and Beyoncee don't sell their songs for $2 or $3 apiece, isn't it? With all those fans, imagine how much more money they'd make.

Unless those fans don't really exist and it's all just streaming algorithms promoting the popularity.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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Bandwagon effect and it affects people that like to be in a herd. Ironically, it also has a sell by date as well as eventually everyone not a rabid fan gets disgusted with the hype machine and turns into a curmudgeon regarding the latest fad and the kids will always find a new faddish singer and then make fun of the folks adhering to previous faddish singer.

Takes about two to three generations before you figure out who sticks or not music wise.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 12:10 PM (nWD6/)

284 227
‘ watch the Ten Commandments ’

Whenever Edward G Robinson’s character came on the screen bitching about something, I always say “Look kids, history’s first democrat.”

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 19, 2024 12:10 PM (jbnUc)

285 237 >>Former agnostic here. It’s a sample size of one but I was def not an atheist. Today I am sort of a Christian. Baby steps.

Good for you. The most important moment of my life was the admission: "God is." Everything since then is refinement. And it's so refreshing to see in the last few years how three different men -- coming from entirely, wildly different backgrounds -- have moved toward God: Jordan Peterson, Joe Rogan, and Russell Brand. And they've all done it simply by asking questions and being genuinely open to the answers, wherever the logic led, and no matter what they previously thought.

Guys like Dawkins tend to be incapable of being honest with themselves, because they've got it all figured out -- everything in its cubby. Life isn't like that. And we're supposed to come to the realization sometimes that "I don't know" is a perfectly valid conclusion.

Posted by: red speck at April 19, 2024 12:11 PM (0Id0S)

286 The multiverse / infinite parallel universes concept is the atheist concession speech. There is zero evidence for it, and even if true it would just shift the goalposts, as it would require a greater being to have created them. The moral, teleological, and cosmological arguments, among others, point to the truth of a creator god, and the evidence for the Bible points to the real God.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at April 19, 2024 12:11 PM (MTm8X)

287 The b*tch still has NO chest.

Posted by: Sapwolf at April 19, 2024 12:33 PM (pQQ5j)

288 Or, more probably when Tehran disappears under a mushroom cloud.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 19, 2024 11:45 AM

---------------

This. The Iranians suck at weapons delivery.

Posted by: Bigsmith at April 19, 2024 12:37 PM (w2IUI)

289 Ps 11:3 "If the foundations are destroyed, what can the righteous do?”

Posted by: lyford at April 19, 2024 12:45 PM (gb+vr)

290 Dawkins is the worst sort of social loafer, worse than pacifists. He benefits from that which he has helped to destroy then mourns its loss. He can go horse fuck.

Posted by: Butch at April 19, 2024 01:02 PM (0APJ3)

291 Thank you for the beautiful essay, Buck.
Per The Morning Report, please pray for the young soldiers stranded by the Biden junta in Niger. It's hard to believe the callousness of this admin against its citizens, but you only need to look anywhere in the Western World to see it repeated over and over.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at April 19, 2024 01:02 PM (s6PBU)

292 Believers...of any faiths "Know" there is god(s), and their actions/thoughts based upon those beliefs range from simple personal comfort, to violent evangelism.
Agnostic's, real ones...Just don't "Know", and are open to research, study, comparative applications, but it doesn't drive their lives.
Atheists, real ones..."Know" there is no god(s) and it is not a big deal, similar to the santa, tooth fairy, easter bunny, myths. It is not something that drives their lives.

ANTI Theists are those who are evangelical in their "Knowing" there is NO GODS!, any one who proffers or promotes God belief is evil incarnate, and insist upon preaching their own personal superiority of intellect and morality to one and all.
I was once an evangelical atheist, an anti theist.

Posted by: birdog at April 19, 2024 02:03 PM (+Fkyb)

293 Things changed...Today?
I do not believe in God, I do not believe I am six foot one, I do not believe my eyes are blue..these are absolute, incontrovertibly FACTS, beyond disputation. I belong to the worlds smallest congregation, no one but me in it...but the worlds largest cathedral...it IS the world.
I do my best every single hour of every day to be "good" in the world, to DO good in the world, to bring kindness and helpfulness to every person and thing that crosses my path, to be grateful for the lives I have been given, praying only for knowledge of gods will for me, the power to carry that out, the willingness to do so...and the opportunities to attempt to make up for some of the harms I have done in the past, that I may be able to live comfortably within my own skin.

Posted by: birdog at April 19, 2024 02:15 PM (+Fkyb)

294 Somebody should tell Richard, to quote the late Noel Coward, "You can't have your cake and sit in it, too."

Posted by: Beverly at April 19, 2024 02:19 PM (Epeb0)

295 Some fellow to talk about the six Miracles that atheists believe in. That order came out of chaos. That something came out of nothing. That life came out of non-life. Etc.

Posted by: Beverly at April 19, 2024 02:32 PM (Epeb0)

296 How come no ones burning those Black Churches anymore?! Can we say No Big News Coverage?!

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 19, 2024 05:36 PM (wGqjj)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Morley Uncle Bob1.jpg


Uncle Bob

Archibald J. Motley, Jr.

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 1st?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 09:30 AM (9yWhg)

2 Ate by cannibalism

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 09:30 AM (V1/1/)

3 Yesss! I'll call 'em.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 09:31 AM (9yWhg)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 09:31 AM (T4tVD)

5 Ah yup, that's him.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2024 09:31 AM (Q4IgG)

6 Bob's your uncle!

Posted by: As any Brit can tell you at April 19, 2024 09:32 AM (dg+HA)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

8 I know that guy.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

9 Huh. He doesn't even appear to be eaten by cannibals.

Inaccurate reflection of reality. Would not hang.

Posted by: Joseph R. Biden at April 19, 2024 09:32 AM (HnUIn)

10 Uncle Bob looks like Grandpa Jones.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 09:32 AM (9yWhg)

11 Uncle Bob just did his taxes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 09:32 AM (fnAb4)

12 Why does uncle Bob look like Shitcago's mayor?
Also, don't tap on the glass sides of the aquarium.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 09:33 AM (sHgnb)

13 Bob looks like he's holding in a big ole toke of pipe ganja

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 19, 2024 09:33 AM (Wjvnb)

14 Wait....he's black. Aren't we supposed to oppress him?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

15 Bob's your uncle!

He was until he transitioned.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 09:33 AM (CsUN+)

16 After I smoke this here pipe, imma eat a bullet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 19, 2024 09:33 AM (VwHCD)

17 Bob's seen some shit, let me tell you.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 19, 2024 09:33 AM (nR2nR)

18 Old Bob has seen better days.

Posted by: dantesed at April 19, 2024 09:34 AM (88xKn)

19 Would. Hang.

Cannot precisely explain why.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 09:34 AM (5fDan)

20 "Archibald J. Motley, Jr."
==================
Seriously?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 09:34 AM (fnAb4)

21
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2024 09:34 AM (MoZTd)

22 NSA listening post. The early years.

Posted by: Modest beginnings at April 19, 2024 09:34 AM (dg+HA)

23 I like this one. Very crisp. Uncle Bob does have the disappointed eye thing going. Which one of you pulled some shenanigans?

Posted by: scampydog at April 19, 2024 09:34 AM (2bFN5)

24 Doesn't look much like a Terminator.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 19, 2024 09:34 AM (GBKbO)

25 "They're not gonna get off my lawn, are they?"

"No, Bob. No, they are not."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 09:35 AM (GkFGh)

26 Uncle Bob, the Post-NSA Years.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 09:35 AM (Wnv9h)

27 I like it, and I wonder what the book on the table is. Maybe the Bible?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2024 09:35 AM (XkYcA)

28 Archibold Motley. From Motley Crew ? Crewww!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 19, 2024 09:36 AM (Wjvnb)

29 Maybe..He hungry but making breakfast seem like lot of work.

Posted by: MR. KIM at April 19, 2024 09:36 AM (paWUw)

30 "Wear suspenders", they said. "They'll make you look 30 years younger", they said. Asshoes.

Posted by: Uncle Bob at April 19, 2024 09:36 AM (CsUN+)

31 Archie painted his other uncles...the Motley crew.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 09:36 AM (Wnv9h)

32 Bob needs a sammich or two

Or . . . Bob needed a sammich or two

Depending on current status

Posted by: Klaus at April 19, 2024 09:36 AM (8AONa)

33 I like it, and I wonder what the book on the table is. Maybe the Bible?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2024 09:35 AM (XkYcA)



I wondered the same thing, given the religious overtones of this week's art.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

34 Maybe the Bible?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


That would be my thought. But what is the thing behind it?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 09:37 AM (9yWhg)

35 The one he did of his grandma darning socks is good too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 09:37 AM (0FoWg)

36 Morning.

Uncle Bob needs to get a job. Freakin' layabout.

Would not hang.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 09:37 AM (JAhdn)

37 At first I thought it was some weird asymmetrical pipe he was holding but then I realized that it was the tip of his thumb behind it. Anybody care to identify the object towards the rear of the table behind the (I assume) Bible?

Posted by: Oddbob at April 19, 2024 09:37 AM (/y8xj)

38 What is the round brassy-looking thing on the table to the right?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 19, 2024 09:37 AM (T+Iwg)

39 I like it, and I wonder what the book on the table is. Maybe the Bible?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2024 09:35 AM (XkYcA)


Ashley Biden's diary. That's why he's got that look on his face.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 19, 2024 09:37 AM (nR2nR)

40 But what is the thing behind it?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 09:37 AM (9yWhg)



Give-a-shit meter. It's at zero.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

41 Looks like his niece picked him fresh flowers. Betcha old Bob is sitting on a big fat inheritance.

Posted by: Ulterior motives at April 19, 2024 09:38 AM (dg+HA)

42 I can't tell what he looks like.

Unamused? Defeated? Exhausted? He doesn't seem contented.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:38 AM (HnUIn)

43 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 19, 2024 09:37 AM (nR2nR)

LOL. Thankfully, the old guy missed those revelations.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2024 09:38 AM (XkYcA)

44 Bob needs a sammich or two

Or . . . Bob needed a sammich or two

Depending on current status
Posted by: Klaus at April 19, 2024 09:36 AM


Bob Status: Vertical.

Administer sammich.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 09:38 AM (Wnv9h)

45 42 I can't tell what he looks like.

Unamused? Defeated? Exhausted? He doesn't seem contented.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:38 AM (HnUIn)

Resting Bob Face

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 09:38 AM (GkFGh)

46 I like it, and I wonder what the book on the table is. Maybe the Bible?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2024 09:35 AM (XkYcA)

Atlas Shrugged.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 09:38 AM (JAhdn)

47 Give-a-shit meter. It's at zero.
Posted by: Sponge


LOL

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 09:38 AM (9yWhg)

48 He just saw the latest TikTok challenge.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

49 The object at the back looks like it might be a metronome? Maybe this is the drawing room and it has a piano somewhere out of frame?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:39 AM (HnUIn)

50 Off WEF sock

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 19, 2024 09:39 AM (8AONa)

51 It actually was a wet fart.

Posted by: Uncle Bob at April 19, 2024 09:39 AM (Q4IgG)

52 38 What is the round brassy-looking thing on the table to the right?

Might be a lighter.

Posted by: But I'm no pipe smoker at April 19, 2024 09:39 AM (dg+HA)

53 What is the round brassy-looking thing on the table to the right?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 19, 2024 09:37 AM


Looks like an ashtray with a holder for a pack of smokes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 09:39 AM (Wnv9h)

54 How long I gotta' sit here?

Posted by: BignJames at April 19, 2024 09:39 AM (AwYPR)

55
Marion Motley >>>> Archibald J. Motley, Jr.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2024 09:40 AM (MoZTd)

56 A vase, a book, a bowl, and a metronome? on the table...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 19, 2024 09:40 AM (PiwSw)

57 Looks like Bob is sitting outside watching the world go by.

Posted by: dantesed at April 19, 2024 09:40 AM (88xKn)

58 I guess ashtray would make more sense...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 19, 2024 09:41 AM (PiwSw)

59 Uncle Bob is sick of your b.s.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 09:41 AM (RIvkX)

60 The flowers look like they're wilting.

I think it's a metaphor for ole Bob's life. Short and unlived.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 09:41 AM (JAhdn)

61 Uncle Bob is weighing the wisdom of acquiring a second-hand lion.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 09:41 AM (CsUN+)

62 Looks like it's about time to take Uncle Bob to the bank, get him to sign some papers.

Posted by: Bob's Brazilian niece at April 19, 2024 09:42 AM (VGOMa)

63 Makes me think of Second Hand Lions.

Posted by: Just needs a shootin' iron at April 19, 2024 09:42 AM (dg+HA)

64 @63
Oh, so close.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 09:42 AM (CsUN+)

65 Bob just fell into one of Admiral Akbar's traps.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 19, 2024 09:42 AM (T+Iwg)

66 Bob thinks dey lookin' like a foo with their pants on da ground.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

67 Alternate Title: Wilford Brimley Goes Keto.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 09:43 AM (q8LR6)

68 Bob thinks dey lookin' like a foo with their pants on da ground.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 09:42 AM


Excellent throwback reference.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 09:43 AM (Wnv9h)

69 This is a very nice painting. At first I found Uncle Bobs stare off-putting, but the more I looked at it the more engaging it became. The image of a man who undoubtedly worked hard his entire life now retired. His dress and posture reflect a generation America will never see again, serious people.The pipe and the flowers are nice effects to deflect from break up the focus on the subject. Would hang.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 19, 2024 09:43 AM (Z8Xq7)

70
Excellent throwback reference.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 09:43 AM (Wnv9h)



Maybe the rent's too damn high.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

71 What is the round brassy-looking thing on the table to the right?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher


Exterozometer. Measures extraterrestrial activity. It's pegged, you damned dirty ape!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 09:44 AM (IG4Id)

72 You know those warnings for drugs that say if you’re allergic to xyz don’t take xyz? Bob ignored the warning.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 09:44 AM (tpjlM)

73 He's waiting for the box to show up he can shit in and ship somewhere.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

74 I'm not a fan of the artist's style overall but this one has a certain appeal. Bob has the look of someone who has been around the block a few times and seen things. He now enjoys the simple pleasure of beautiful, fragrant cut flowers, a corn cob pipe and a good book (Bible?). The objects and simple background almost detract from Bob's figure but almost, not completely. And the match holder/ashtray on the right adds another homey touch. (As a pipe smoker I wouldn't mind having one like that.)

A rather pleasant image that I would hang.

Posted by: JTB at April 19, 2024 09:45 AM (zudum)

75 What's a metronome ?

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 09:45 AM (T4tVD)

76 He's waiting for the box to show up he can shit in and ship somewhere.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 09:45 AM


The Horde is in good form on this fine Friday morning.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 09:45 AM (Wnv9h)

77 Reminds me of the pot conversation on the previous thread. Uncle Bob looks like he got some of the strong stuff.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 09:45 AM (9yWhg)

78 @69: ****deflect form AND break up****

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 19, 2024 09:45 AM (Z8Xq7)

79 Maybe he had a dog but ate him?

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 09:45 AM (V1/1/)

80 What's a metronome ?
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 09:45 AM (T4tVD)




Time will tell.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

81 What's a metronome ?
Posted by: JT


Measures the obnoxiousness of New Yorkers.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 09:46 AM (IG4Id)

82 What's a metronome ?
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 09:45 AM


Obligatory: $20 bucks, same as in town.

Alt: lawn ornament for a city townhouse.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 09:47 AM (Wnv9h)

83 What's a metronome ?
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 09:45 AM (T4tVD)

Like a short fat elf in a pointy hat that you put in your garden.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 09:47 AM (JAhdn)

84 Was wondering what the device on the right with the apparent "red dial" was -- a thermometer or maybe a thermostat -- so wondered what the time period was and did a search.

Wait, that's a black dude?

[From online search:] "Uncle Bob is a painting by Archibald J. Motley, Jr., an American painter associated with the Harlem Renaissance. It is the first work by Motley to enter The Metropolitan Museum of Art’s collection. Motley is known for his depictions of everyday life in the Bronzeville area of Chicago and his portraiture practice. He was born on October 7, 1891, in New Orleans, Louisiana, and passed away on January 16, 1981, in Chicago, Illinois."

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 09:47 AM (q8LR6)

85 Soon there will be a rumble of thunder and it will start to rain. Bob will re-light his pipe, take a puff, and mutter under his breath "Yep. We needed this."

Posted by: Living the good life at April 19, 2024 09:47 AM (dg+HA)

86 His look is pretty telling.... Seriously. Why are you painting me? I'm just a simple man with simple needs. Shouldn't you be doing something constructive?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2024 09:48 AM (YRsIm)

87 A vase, a book, a bowl, and a metronome? on the table...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 19, 2024 09:40 AM (PiwSw)
++++
The Vase, The Book, The Bowl and the Metronome
A Study of Common Anglo-American Ecclectica, ca. 1870-1920

The expansion of readily-available consumer goods during the late 19th and early 20th centuries led to a greater consumption of a wider variety of goods, particularly in the United States and the United Kingdom. One side effect of this increased consumption was the development of a "collection culture" where objects were acquired, retained and displayed rather than commonly or routinely used.

This growth of "collections" and associated increase in acquisition for its own sake is examined through an ethno-anthropological framework, with comparisons drawn to contemporary "consumer culture," with recommendations for reducing excessive consumption to reduce the social effects of wealth disparity and the ecological effects of climate change.

Posted by: I bet it would pass peer review at April 19, 2024 09:48 AM (HnUIn)

88
A Frugal Gentleman's Life - a limerick

Uncle Bob no longer goes on benders
Instead of sirloin he eats chicken tenders
He must play the hand he's dealt
And since he can't afford a belt...

...It's the Last of the Big Time Suspenders

Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2024 09:48 AM (991eG)

89 What's a metronome ?
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 09:45 AM

Obligatory: $20 bucks, same as in town.

They used to be a nickel.

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 09:48 AM (T4tVD)

90 "With his 'fucks to give' meter still at zero, Bob stares at the pride parade marching by his home.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

91 Baghdad Bob?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024 09:48 AM (ufFY8)

92 Wait, that's a black dude?
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 09:47 AM (q8LR6)

Seems that way.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 09:49 AM (JAhdn)

93 BTW, a black-and-white is a vanilla milkshake with a scoop of chocolate ice cream.

Decent people order a white-and-black, which is far superior.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 09:49 AM (RIvkX)

94 This growth of "collections" and associated increase in acquisition for its own sake is examined through an ethno-anthropological framework, with comparisons drawn to contemporary "consumer culture," with recommendations for reducing excessive consumption to reduce the social effects of wealth disparity and the ecological effects of climate change.

But enough from Katherine Maher.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 09:49 AM (CsUN+)

95 Something tells me those flowers weren't Uncle Bob's idea.

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2024 09:49 AM (Av2Ad)

96 A vase, a book, a bowl, and a metronome? on the table...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 19, 2024 09:40 AM


Bell, book, and candle > book, bowl, and metronome

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 09:49 AM (Wnv9h)

97 What's a metronome ?
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 09:45 AM (T4tVD)
++++
It's a male gnome that bought into the "men should obsesses over their skin, hair and clothing just like women do" nonsense.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:49 AM (HnUIn)

98 Shiplap!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2024 09:50 AM (8mBXH)

99 Aha! Nice background story, good selection CBD!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2024 09:50 AM (YRsIm)

100 True Codger-hood is only attained when one wears a belt AND suspenders. Uncle Bob has sadly, fallen short.

Posted by: Even a Cardboard Belt at April 19, 2024 09:50 AM (V5BDR)

101 Huh, I cannot find this one on wikiart. 1929.

I like the artists style. Feels very 20s.

He seemed to like naked women, the figures are more realistic than idealized.

The page on this one at the Met:
"He painted several family members—usually elders—throughout his career. His sitter in this instance is his mother’s half-brother, Robert (Bob) White, who was born enslaved in 1850 but eventually owned his own farm. Motley portrays him at home in Arkansas seated on his porch, wizened by age after decades of labor. The table next to him features a still life arrangement of a vase of flowers, an ashtray complete with match holder, and a book, perhaps a Bible, a detail that might signify White’s literacy."

Me: or maybe Bob's devotion to God? Crazy idea, I know, Mr Commie Writer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 09:50 AM (di6C2)

102 Bell, book, and candle
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Mmmmmm...Kim Novak...mmmmmmmm...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 09:50 AM (9yWhg)

103 ...It's the Last of the Big Time Suspenders
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2024 09:48 AM


Aww...

*kicks rock*

Posted by: Sweet Charity at April 19, 2024 09:50 AM (Wnv9h)

104 True Codger-hood is only attained when one wears a belt AND suspenders. Uncle Bob has sadly, fallen short.
Posted by: Even a Cardboard Belt


Do overalls count?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 09:51 AM (sHgnb)

105 What's a metronome ?
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 09:45 AM (T4tVD)
++++
It's a male gnome that bought into the "men should obsesses over their skin, hair and clothing just like women do" nonsense.


Man, around here you really have to know your gnome-enclature.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 09:51 AM (CsUN+)

106 38 What is the round brassy-looking thing on the table to the right?
-----
I think it's a cigarette-box holder. I doubt he'd have that many pencils in a pencil holder.

Although a quick look for vintage American cigarette packs didn't bring up any that had a red stripe/ribbon on them.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 09:51 AM (vtyCZ)

107 I saw Indignant Cannibals open for Six Angry Samoans in '89 at the Malayan.

@MailOnline 1h
'They wouldn't just eat any white men that fell from the sky': Outraged Papua New Guinea academics lash out at Biden's 'unacceptable' suggestion that cannibals ate his WW2 pilot uncle https://trib.al/ZiJMJ2P

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 09:51 AM (IG4Id)

108 What's a metronome ?
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 09:45 AM (T4tVD)
++++
It's a male gnome that bought into the "men should obsesses over their skin, hair and clothing just like women do" nonsense.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 09:51 AM (sHgnb)

109 What's a metronome ?
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 09:45 AM (T4tVD)

Like a short fat elf in a pointy hat that you put in your garden.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 09:47 AM (JAhdn)

-------------

And uses the public transit system.

/BTW, for those who haven't seen the French movie Amélie -- highly recommended (my favorite foreign film and a perpetual clever laugh riot featuring a world-weary garden gnome traveler).

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 09:51 AM (q8LR6)

110 True Codger-hood is only attained when one wears a belt AND suspenders. Uncle Bob has sadly, fallen short.

Are we forgetting something?

Posted by: Onion at April 19, 2024 09:51 AM (CsUN+)

111 I find this painting deeply disturbing. There's clearly no litter box for any therians exploring the lawn.

Posted by: The Principal of Mt. Nebo Middle School at April 19, 2024 09:51 AM (UCSAm)

112 You'd think, with the overall look of the painting, Uncle
Bob would be holding a corn cob pipe. But that one, though the right color, has a narrow decorative band between the pipe body and the stem (the part that goes into your mouth). Normally cob pipes don't have any frills like that.

Still, it's neat that he is clearly sitting on his porch, with a book and his pipe.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 09:52 AM (J2vNu)

113 Gator got his granny.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

114 "What is it you say you do here?"

"Dammit! Where is Bob?"

Posted by: Uncle Bob at April 19, 2024 09:52 AM (ufFY8)

115 This was back before we tied an onion to our suspenders.

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at April 19, 2024 09:52 AM (dg+HA)

116 I'm not a fan of the artist's style overall ...
----------
Those are pants not overalls!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 09:52 AM (vtyCZ)

117 "Lemme tell you a story, sonny boy..."

Posted by: Uncle Bob at April 19, 2024 09:52 AM (7fElN)

118 You see a guy dressed like that, you know he's got a kick-ass ham radio shack.

Posted by: PabloD at April 19, 2024 09:53 AM (JRuSx)

119 He seemed to like naked women,
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 09:50 AM (di6C2)

A man of culture, I see.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 09:53 AM (JAhdn)

120 You see a guy dressed like that, you know he's got a kick-ass ham radio shack.
Posted by: PabloD at April 19, 2024 09:53 AM (JRuSx)



He's not my dad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

121 Q: What do you call a drowning quadriplegic in the sea?

A: Bob.

Posted by: Ciampino - for apples? at April 19, 2024 09:53 AM (qfLjt)

122 Although a quick look for vintage American cigarette packs didn't bring up any that had a red stripe/ribbon on them.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 09:51 AM (vtyCZ)

L.S.M.F.T.

Posted by: Uncle Bob at April 19, 2024 09:53 AM (ufFY8)

123 True Codger-hood is only attained when one wears a belt AND suspenders. Uncle Bob has sadly, fallen short.
Posted by: Even a Cardboard Belt at April 19, 2024 09:50 AM (V5BDR)
++++
LOL.

One of the best visual jokes I have ever seen - and I didn't notice it for years - is from the movie "Office Space." One of the Bobs (the tall skinny one) wears suspenders that are made out of those woven leather belts. It's a very subtle and extremely funny visual pun on the "belt-and-suspenders" thing.

http://tiny.cc/bh3txz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:53 AM (HnUIn)

124 Wonder what tasty pub food and drink CBD is enjoying today.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 09:53 AM (9yWhg)

125 From the Metropolitan Museum of Art's page:

"His sitter in this instance is his mother’s half-brother, Robert (Bob) White, who was born enslaved in 1850 but eventually owned his own farm. Motley portrays him at home in Arkansas seated on his porch, wizened by age after decades of labor"

The book isn't identified, but it could be a Bible.

Posted by: mrp at April 19, 2024 09:54 AM (rj6Yv)

126 @MailOnline 1h
'They wouldn't just eat any white men that fell from the sky': Outraged Papua New Guinea academics lash out at Biden's 'unacceptable' suggestion that cannibals ate his WW2 pilot uncle https://trib.al/ZiJMJ2P

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 09:51 AM (IG4Id)

-------------

Those cannibals back then had poor taste.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 09:54 AM (q8LR6)

127 I did, in fact, have a great-uncle Bob and a great-grandfather Archibald...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 09:54 AM (7fElN)

128 Man, around here you really have to know your gnome-enclature.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 09:51 AM (CsUN+)
++++
LOL.

Nice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:54 AM (HnUIn)

129 Shiplap!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Gesundheidt !

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 09:54 AM (T4tVD)

130 Argentina wants to join NATO

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 09:54 AM (RHGPo)

131 Q: What do you call a drowning quadriplegic in the sea?

A: Bob.
Posted by: Ciampino

In front of the door?

Mat.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 09:54 AM (WXNFJ)

132 Still, it's neat that he is clearly sitting on his porch, with a book and his pipe.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Thank you Willie Nelson
🎵
There's a family Bible on the table
Each page torn and hard to read
But the family Bible on the table
Will ever be my key to memories

At the end of day when work was over
And when the evening meal was done
Dad would read to us from the family Bible
And we'd count our many blessings one by one 🎵

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 09:55 AM (sHgnb)

133 What's a metronome ?
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 09:45 AM (T4tVD)
++++
It's a male gnome that bought into the "men should obsesses over their skin, hair and clothing just like women do" nonsense.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Jeez Louise! Wake up from my 3 hour night time nap, grinding my teeth and making a conscious choice to be pissed off at the world today and some moron goes and posts something that makes me giggle and spit coffee. Not appreciated Joe!

Posted by: Sock Monkey * waterwings fer sale at April 19, 2024 09:55 AM (yps4S)

134 Judging solely on the basis of cranial capacity Uncle Bob has an IQ of 247

Lawdy, that noggin!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2024 09:55 AM (991eG)

135 Q: What do you call a drowning quadriplegic in the sea?

A: Bob.
Posted by: Ciampino

In front of the door?

Mat.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 09:54 AM (WXNFJ)



In a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

136 President Joe Biden, 81, “has no impairment,” Attorney General Merrick Garland claimed in the octogenarian’s defense on Tuesday.

While testifying under oath before a House appropriations subcommittee, Garland said “the president has no impairment” because he “watched” Biden conduct meetings.

“I have watched him expertly guide meetings of staff and of cabinet members on issues of foreign affairs and

military strategy and policy,” he said.

“I have complete confidence in the president,” Garland noted.

.. shows lying to Congress means nothing

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 09:55 AM (RHGPo)

137 Q: What do you call a drowning quadriplegic in the sea?



TIMMMAYYY!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 09:55 AM (sHgnb)

138 Q: What do you call a drowning quadriplegic in the sea?

A: Bob.
Posted by: Ciampino

In front of the door?

Mat.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 09:54 AM (WXNFJ)
----
On the wall?

Art.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 09:55 AM (7fElN)

139 116 I'm not a fan of the artist's style overall ...
----------
Those are pants not overalls!
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 09:52 AM (vtyCZ)

I actually do like it. To me it feels like 20s/30s, but without some of the monolithic impersonality of some other art from the period where the people do not look like people but representations of people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 09:56 AM (di6C2)

140 Argentina wants to join NATO
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 09:54 AM (RHGPo)

Are they in the North Atlantic?

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 09:56 AM (JAhdn)

141 Argentina wants to join NATO
Posted by: SMOD


Someone needs a geography lesson.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 09:56 AM (sHgnb)

142 Just out of frame on the porch is every appliance Uncle Bob ever bought. Refrigerators, washing machines, there's even a stained flowered couch.

Posted by: Country Still-Life at April 19, 2024 09:56 AM (V5BDR)

143

Someone needs a geography lesson.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 09:56 AM (sHgnb)



Well, NATO is a joke, so......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

144 #122 Great response!
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https://en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Lucky_Strike
Lucky Strike - Wikipedia
The message "L.S./M.F.T." ("Lucky Strike means fine tobacco") was introduced on the package in 1944. Lucky Strike was one of the brands included in the C-rations provided to US combat troops during the Second World War. Each C-ration of the time included, among other items, nine cigarettes of varying brands because at the time, top military ...

https://www.acronymfinder.com › Slang › LSMFT.html
LSMFT - Slang/Internet Slang - Acronym Finder
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Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 09:57 AM (vtyCZ)

145 140 Argentina wants to join NATO
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 09:54 AM (RHGPo)

Are they in the North Atlantic?
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 09:56 AM (JAhdn)


*The Atlantic Coast Conference has joined the chat*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 19, 2024 09:57 AM (PiwSw)

146 His sitter in this instance is his mother’s half-brother, Robert (Bob) White, who was born enslaved in 1850 but eventually owned his own farm.

------------

Damn. 'Merica! ... we hardly knew ye.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 09:57 AM (q8LR6)

147 What's a metronome ?
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 09:45 AM (T4tVD)
++++
It's a male gnome that bought into the "men should obsesses over their skin, hair and clothing just like women do" nonsense.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
----
Wasn't one of the Smurfs like that? (And I don't mean Smurfette)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 09:57 AM (7fElN)

148 born in 1850, painted in 1929, decades of labor, 'wizened by age'...he looks none the worse for wear!

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2024 09:57 AM (Fr3vV)

149 That's Ambrose Finnegan, the day before being eaten by cannibals.

Posted by: Uncle Biden at April 19, 2024 09:57 AM (Q4IgG)

150 Just out of frame on the porch is every appliance Uncle Bob ever bought. Refrigerators, washing machines,

there's even a stained flowered couch.
Posted by: Country Still-Life



That's a fine quality item there, Clark.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 09:57 AM (sHgnb)

151 The cicadas are here! The cicadas are here! Red-eyed devils, they are!

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 09:57 AM (vFG9F)

152 I did, in fact, have a great-uncle Bob and a great-grandfather Archibald...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 09:54 AM (7fElN)

Had a 5xgrandfather nic named Ambus...for Ambrose...he owned slaves.

Posted by: BignJames at April 19, 2024 09:58 AM (AwYPR)

153 63 Makes me think of Second Hand Lions.
Posted by: Just needs a shootin' iron at April 19, 2024 09:42 AM (dg+HA)

What a charming movie and underappreciated gem.

Posted by: Kris at April 19, 2024 09:58 AM (OyyDO)

154 Argentina wants to join NATO
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 09:54 AM (RHGPo)

Are they in the North Atlantic?


They would be partners, not really part of the alliance, and would provide no defense guarantees to the real members.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 09:58 AM (CsUN+)

155 146 His sitter in this instance is his mother’s half-brother, Robert (Bob) White, who was born enslaved in 1850 but eventually owned his own farm.

------------

Damn. 'Merica! ... we hardly knew ye.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 09:57 AM (q8LR6)

The exact opposite of DEI. That man earned every bit of that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 09:58 AM (di6C2)

156 Are they in the North Atlantic?
Posted by: Robert


Um...Are Poland, Greece, Turkey, etc.?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 09:58 AM (9yWhg)

157 That reminds me that I was reading something a few days ago and some guy was arguing that if Russia attacked Hawaii it wouldn't trigger NATO article whicheveroneitis because Hawaii is in the Pacific.

Uh...sure. Okay.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 09:59 AM (JAhdn)

158 Bob waits and is getting high off of his stash, until the mail man drops of his social security welfare check, then he's off to booze it up and maybe get a whore or 2.

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2024 09:59 AM (cDEsv)

159 *The Atlantic Coast Conference has joined the chat*

We're in the North Atlantic, too.

Posted by: UCLA at April 19, 2024 09:59 AM (Fr3vV)

160 Just out of frame on the porch is every appliance Uncle Bob ever bought. Refrigerators, washing machines, there's even a stained flowered couch.
Posted by: Country Still-Life

Nonna had a washing machine with an open tub and a wringer attached.

I blame her for teaching young Tonypete the meaning of the phrase 'tit in a wringer'. That woman would say anything.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 09:59 AM (WXNFJ)

161 Argentina wants to join NATO
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 09:54 AM (RHGPo)

Are they in the North Atlantic?

They would be partners, not really part of the alliance, and would provide no defense guarantees to the real members.
Posted by: Archimedes


One of the "everyone gets a trophy" team.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 09:59 AM (sHgnb)

162 Thee unfortunate combination of:

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code G75.0
Micrognathia

-AND-

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code G91.9
Hydrocephalus, unspecified

Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2024 10:00 AM (991eG)

163 His sitter in this instance is his mother’s half-brother, Robert (Bob) White, who was born enslaved in 1850 but eventually owned his own farm.

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Damn. 'Merica! ... we hardly knew ye.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 09:57 AM


Bob White? I know that guy!

Posted by: A quail at April 19, 2024 10:00 AM (Wnv9h)

164
We're in the North Atlantic, too.
Posted by: UCLA at April 19, 2024 09:59 AM (Fr3vV)



"The conference of CHAMPIONS!"

- - - - Bill Walton

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

165 n the wall?

Art.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

On the toilet ?

Stinky.

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 10:00 AM (T4tVD)

166 Argentina wants to join NATO

I imagine the general meetings including Britain would be rather chilly.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 10:00 AM (CsUN+)

167 162 Thee unfortunate combination of:

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code G75.0
Micrognathia

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ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code G91.9
Hydrocephalus, unspecified
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2024 10:00 AM (991eG)

Damn, muldoon- had to look that one up. Smaller lower jaw. Huh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 10:01 AM (di6C2)

168 I blame her for teaching young Tonypete the meaning of the phrase 'tit in a wringer'. That woman would say anything.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 09:59 AM (WXNFJ)



That's one hell of a purple nurple.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

169 Laboratory Sector for Making Folks Tiny (Fantastic Voyage)

Mmmm.....Raquel Welch in that white rubber getup...mmmm...

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 19, 2024 10:01 AM (ufFY8)

170 > Argentina wants to join NATO
_________

Why not? They'd be at least as ineffective as Canada.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2024 10:01 AM (Q4IgG)

171 Argentina wants to join NATO
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 09:54 AM (RHGPo)
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Odd. Why? Argentina and the US already have decent military relations, and even train together during exercises.

Argentina has a naval air force, for example, but no carriers since the early 90s IIRC. The maintain the naval air wing to interact with American naval forces should anything happen in that theater.

The training exercises - often touch-and-go drills on US carriers - are colloquially referred to as "Gringo-Gaucho Drills," which is (deliberately) quite amusing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:01 AM (HnUIn)

172 a detail that might signify White’s literacy."

Me: or maybe Bob's devotion to God? Crazy idea, I know, Mr Commie Writer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 09:50

It might be both things, honestly. Black artists in this period wanted to highlight positive features of black culture in America, like faith, education, hard work, etc. It was such a far cry from Cardi B that it's hard to comprehend.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 10:01 AM (0FoWg)

173 Wait....he's black. Aren't we supposed to oppress him?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024


***
Is he? Black, I mean? His hair doesn't look right for that. Yes, his hands are dark, but so are the hands of any white man or woman who's worked outdoors for his whole life.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 10:01 AM (J2vNu)

174 What's a metronome? $20 bucks , same as in town . Except the metronome gives it back , then takes it back , then gives..

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 19, 2024 10:01 AM (Wjvnb)

175 Q: What do you call a drowning quadriplegic in the sea?

A: Bob.
Posted by: Ciampino

In front of the door?

Mat.
Posted by: Tonypete
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On the wall?

Art.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

In the mailbox.

Bill

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 10:01 AM (WXNFJ)

176 Wasn't one of the Smurfs like that? (And I don't mean Smurfette)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 09:57 AM


I don't remember a Faggy Smurf, but considering that there was only one female Smurf...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 10:02 AM (Wnv9h)

177 The cicadas are here! The cicadas are here! Red-eyed devils, they are!
Posted by: fd




Sunny hostin hardest hit

Posted by: N at April 19, 2024 10:02 AM (cHBL9)

178 You people aren't fooling me. It's really Thursday, isn't it?

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 10:02 AM (vFG9F)

179 Um...Are Poland, Greece, Turkey, etc.?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 09:58 AM (9yWhg)

Geography is almost as bad as math.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 10:02 AM (JAhdn)

180 >>>63 Makes me think of Second Hand Lions.
Posted by: Just needs a shootin' iron at April 19, 2024 09:42 AM (dg+HA)

What a charming movie and underappreciated gem.
Posted by: Kris at April 19, 2024 09:58 AM (OyyDO)
*******
Yes, I really enjoyed that movie it was a sweet story and I have been intending to watch it again.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 19, 2024 10:02 AM (Z8Xq7)

181 138 Q: What do you call a drowning quadriplegic in the sea?

A: Bob.
Posted by: Ciampino

In front of the door?

Mat.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 09:54 AM (WXNFJ)
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On the wall?

Art.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at


Water skiing?

Skip

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2024 10:02 AM (UpLUT)

182 Contrast:

https://tinyurl.com/yfw8jz27

One of the best asses I have seen in art. Dude outside is a caricature.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 10:02 AM (di6C2)

183 Judging solely on the basis of cranial capacity Uncle Bob has an IQ of 247

Lawdy, that noggin!!!
Posted by: Muldoon

So there is a correlation between head size and intellect? Is that the same science women in bars use when they ask a man what his shoe size is?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * waterwings fer sale at April 19, 2024 10:03 AM (yps4S)

184 166 Argentina wants to join NATO

I imagine the general meetings including Britain would be rather chilly.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 10:00 AM (CsUN+)


Don't mention the Maldives.

Posted by: Barack Obama, super genius at April 19, 2024 10:03 AM (PiwSw)

185 It was such a far cry from Cardi B that it's hard to comprehend.

I suspect he would have a rather low opinion of her.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 10:03 AM (CsUN+)

186 That would be my thought. But what is the thing behind it?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024


***
A brass ashtray, with a holder for matches?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 10:03 AM (J2vNu)

187 "Motley portrays him at home in Arkansas seated on his porch, wizened by age after decades of labor. The table next to him features a still life arrangement of a vase of flowers, an ashtray complete with match holder, and a book, perhaps a Bible, a detail that might signify White’s literacy."

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 10:03 AM (vtyCZ)

188 Why not? They'd be at least as ineffective as Canada.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2024 10:01 AM (Q4IgG)
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Canada's a real ally. Other countries routinely "support" US military actions. Canada sends men into theater.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:03 AM (HnUIn)

189 It's cannibals, all the way down.

Posted by: torabora at April 19, 2024 10:03 AM (AvZ3a)

190 Q: What do you call a drowning quadriplegic in the sea?

A: Bob.
Posted by: Ciampino



Having the bit about drowning is unnecessary, drowning or not they're bobbing

Posted by: N at April 19, 2024 10:03 AM (cHBL9)

191 A brass ashtray, with a holder for matches?
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Suuure. You thought that up on your own, WA! Suuuuuure.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 10:04 AM (vtyCZ)

192 Makes me think of Second Hand Lions.
Posted by: Just needs a shootin' iron at April 19, 2024


***
One of the films on my short "I would change *nothing* about this movie" list.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 10:04 AM (J2vNu)

193 It might be both things, honestly. Black artists in this period wanted to highlight positive features of black culture in America, like faith, education, hard work, etc. It was such a far cry from Cardi B that it's hard to comprehend.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 10:01 AM (0FoWg)

Fair point, YD. I was just kind of pissed at the article on the met site. It was a mess.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 10:04 AM (di6C2)

194 Hmm. As I look out my office window, it appears I have another common flicker preparing a nest in the tree just off my deck. Last year's nest was occupied by a squirrel, that still appears to be using it. Freakin' squatter.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 10:04 AM (Wnv9h)

195 Canada's a real ally. Other countries routinely "support" US military actions. Canada sends men into theater.
Posted by: Joe




Canada has .missed that memo

Posted by: N at April 19, 2024 10:04 AM (cHBL9)

196 Is he? Black, I mean? His hair doesn't look right for that. Yes, his hands are dark, but so are the hands of any white man or woman who's worked outdoors for his whole life.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 10:01 AM (J2vNu)



Description says he was a slave, so......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

197 "It's cannibals, all the way down.
Posted by: torabora "

If I opened a restaurant named "Canny Bell", would Taco Bell sue me?

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 10:04 AM (vFG9F)

198 Argentina wants to join NATO
Posted by: SMOD


That Falkland shit must really irritate.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 10:05 AM (IG4Id)

199 Just out of frame on the porch is every appliance Uncle Bob ever bought. Refrigerators, washing machines, there's even a stained flowered couch.

Posted by: Country Still-Life at April 19, 2024 09:56 AM (V5BDR)

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Also, an early turn-of-the-19th-to-20th-century EV on fire.

[BTW: Ransom Eli Olds built a short run of electric "horseless carriages" before devising the first mass-market Oldsmobile car -- the one known electric survivor is in a museum in Lansing, Michigan, which became home to Oldsmobile after a fire in Mr. Olds’ Detroit factory.] Coincidence? We don't think so ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 10:05 AM (q8LR6)

200 Canada sends men into theater.
Posted by: Joe



Prancing fags speaking French.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

201 Starlings, greatest birds ever

Posted by: N at April 19, 2024 10:05 AM (cHBL9)

202 Um...Are Poland, Greece, Turkey, etc.?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Geography is almost as bad as math.
Posted by: Robert

Universities in the 'Big Ten' can't do the math thing either.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 10:05 AM (WXNFJ)

203 It might be both things, honestly. Black artists in this period wanted to highlight positive features of black culture in America, like faith, education, hard work, etc. It was such a far cry from Cardi B that it's hard to comprehend.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 10:01 AM (0FoWg)
++++
Aspirational art is no good. It might make people remember that they aren't mere beasts of burden.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:05 AM (HnUIn)

204 What is the round brassy-looking thing on the table to the right?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher
*
Exterozometer. Measures extraterrestrial activity. It's pegged, you damned dirty ape!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024


***
That reminds me of the Clifford D. Simak novelette "The Big Front Yard."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 10:05 AM (J2vNu)

205
If I opened a restaurant named "Canny Bell", would Taco Bell sue me?
Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 10:04 AM (vFG9F)



Would you provide phones to illegals?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

206 The flowers on the table look very nice and brighten up the picture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2024 10:05 AM (XkYcA)

207 Water skiing?

Skip


In a hole?
Phil

(For Joe) Captured by cannibals?
Stu

Posted by: Oddbob at April 19, 2024 10:06 AM (/y8xj)

208 Argentina would be a good ally to jave

Posted by: N at April 19, 2024 10:06 AM (cHBL9)

209 Gaaa. Just clicked on Twitchy and there is a particularly horrifying picture of Joy Behar front and center. Eye bleach, stat

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 19, 2024 10:06 AM (Wjvnb)

210 Try the Green Taco. It's Green!

Posted by: Canny Bell at April 19, 2024 10:06 AM (vFG9F)

211 Nonna had a washing machine with an open tub and a wringer attached.
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We had one through the '60s until the late '60s or early '70s when a friend of mine got his arm caught in it and then dad sprang for an electric clothes-dryer!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 10:06 AM (vtyCZ)

212 Makes me think of Second Hand Lions.
Posted by: Just needs a shootin' iron at April 19, 2024

***
One of the films on my short "I would change *nothing* about this movie" list.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 10:04 AM (J2vNu)

I would tweak the ending. Instead of confirming the uncles' adventures I'd leave it deliberately ambiguous.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 10:06 AM (JAhdn)

213 Contrast:

https://tinyurl.com/yfw8jz27


That's a very interesting painting (no, not for that reason). The black man in the background looks like a racist caricature, with the big red lips, exaggerated pose with the cigar, and the proximity to naked white women, yet the artist is himself black.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 10:06 AM (CsUN+)

214 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


How are the birds today?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 10:07 AM (9yWhg)

215 In a hole.

Doug.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

216 Gaaa. Just clicked on Twitchy and there is a particularly horrifying picture of Joy Behar front and center. Eye bleach, stat
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 19, 2024 10:06 AM (Wjvnb)
++++
I usually don't post girls on the Art Thread, but we're over 200 and the Behar Exception is quite powerful.
http://tiny.cc/vi3txz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:07 AM (HnUIn)

217 Water skiing?

Skip

In a hole?
Phil

(For Joe) Captured by cannibals?
Stu
Posted by: Oddbob

Outside in the barn?

Rusty.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 10:07 AM (WXNFJ)

218 Nonna had a washing machine with an open tub and a wringer attached



Bet she had to watch the tits around there

Posted by: N at April 19, 2024 10:07 AM (cHBL9)

219 You people aren't fooling me. It's really Thursday, isn't it?
Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 10:02 AM (vFG9F)

Don't tell Skip !

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 10:07 AM (T4tVD)

220 How are the birds today?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 10:07 AM (9yWhg)
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Absent, thankfully.

Maybe it'll stay that way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:07 AM (HnUIn)

221
That's a very interesting painting (no, not for that reason). The black man in the background looks like a racist caricature, with the big red lips, exaggerated pose with the cigar, and the proximity to naked white women, yet the artist is himself black.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 10:06 AM (CsUN+)



Eyes on da prize.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

222 I imagine the general meetings including Britain would be rather chilly.
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🐧 Penguins would help break the ice. 🐧

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 10:08 AM (vtyCZ)

223 Gaaa. Just clicked on Twitchy and there is a particularly horrifying picture of Joy Behar front and center. Eye bleach, stat
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 19, 2024 10:06 AM (Wjvnb)

How bad can it be? Is she in a microbikini?

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 10:08 AM (JAhdn)

224 Hmm. As I look out my office window, it appears I have another common flicker preparing a nest in the tree just off my deck. Last year's nest was occupied by a squirrel, that still appears to be using it. Freakin' squatter.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 10:04 AM (Wnv9h)

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Out here in Northern AZ, we annually see the the "Western Red-Breasted Tail Flicker” -- a subspecies of the Northern Flicker -- and they make hawk-like sounds.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 10:08 AM (q8LR6)

225 Argentina would be a good ally to jave
Posted by: N at April 19, 2024 10:06 AM


I wonder if they have any good beef MREs in Argentina.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 10:08 AM (Wnv9h)

226 BTW: Ransom Eli Olds built a short run of electric "horseless carriages" before devising the first mass-market Oldsmobile car -- the one known electric survivor is in a museum in Lansing, Michigan,

There are a couple 100+ old electric cars at the Gilmore Museum in MI. Don't think they are Olds, though. They also have a Stanley Steamer and the last Checker (?) taxi that came off the assembly line.

Great museum.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024 10:08 AM (ufFY8)

227 http://tiny.cc/vi3txz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:07 AM (HnUIn)



Oh my......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

228 tarlings, greatest birds ever
Posted by: N at April 19, 2024 10:05 AM (cHBL9)

Why ?

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 10:09 AM (T4tVD)

229 Breaking: Beau Biden was eaten by cannibals as he was fighting the Germans on 9/11 in George Washington’s army.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 10:09 AM (tpjlM)

230
I wonder if they have any good beef MREs in Argentina.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 10:08 AM (Wnv9h)




Don't cry for me.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

231 http://tiny.cc/vi3txz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Mmmmm. Nice. Thanks, Joe.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 10:09 AM (9yWhg)

232 🐧 Penguins would help break the ice. 🐧
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 10:08 AM (vtyCZ)
++++
Argentina could probably provide them. At worst, they'd have to do a limited incursion into Chile to get 'em.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:09 AM (HnUIn)

233 http://tiny.cc/vi3txz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:07 AM (HnUIn)

She seems to be summoning me with the power of her mind.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 10:10 AM (JAhdn)

234 Out here in Northern AZ, we annually see the the "Western Red-Breasted Tail Flicker” -- a subspecies of the Northern Flicker -- and they make hawk-like sounds.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 10:08 AM (q8LR6)

We have the "Large-Breasted Bean Flicker"

Posted by: PrOnHub at April 19, 2024 10:10 AM (ufFY8)

235 ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code G75.0
Micrognathia

-AND-

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code G91.9
Hydrocephalus, unspecified
Posted by: Muldoon

Maybe:
ICD-10-CM Code for Heart failure, unspecified I50.9
(clubbed index finger)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2024 10:10 AM (guGes)

236 I usually don't post girls on the Art Thread, but we're over 200 and the Behar Exception is quite powerful.
http://tiny.cc/vi3txz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:07 AM (HnUIn)

Nice eyes. Nice skin. Great cleavage.

That is what we call 'presentation.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 10:10 AM (di6C2)

237 tarlings, greatest birds ever
Posted by: N at April 19, 2024 10:05 AM (cHBL9)

Why ?
Posted by: JT




Write when not using phone

Tldr. They work as motherfuckers

Posted by: N at April 19, 2024 10:10 AM (cHBL9)

238 Out here in Northern AZ, we annually see the the "Western Red-Breasted Tail Flicker” -- a subspecies of the Northern Flicker -- and they make hawk-like sounds.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 10:08 AM


Mine are yellow shafted flickers. This one's hard at work. The wood chips are flying. The tree is only about 15 feet from my deck and the drop off in the land has the nest only a few feet above eye level. Should make for some good bird watching this season.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 10:10 AM (Wnv9h)

239 Painting reminds me I hafta pick up some light bulbs today.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 19, 2024 10:10 AM (MvF+J)

240 Seeing a JJ morning! Hoping he's back for good!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2024 10:11 AM (3CVIc)

241 Mine are yellow shafted flickers. This one's hard at work. The wood chips are flying. The tree is only about 15 feet from my deck and the drop off in the land has the nest only a few feet above eye level. Should make for some good bird watching this season.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 10:10 AM (Wnv9h)
++++
"Yellow-shafted flicker" sounds like either:
1. A technical problem with CRT displays
2. Something very, very dirty

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:11 AM (HnUIn)

242 I usually don't post girls on the Art Thread, but we're over 200 and the Behar Exception is quite powerful.
http://tiny.cc/vi3txz

It moved.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 10:12 AM (tpjlM)

243 194 Hmm. As I look out my office window, it appears I have another common flicker preparing a nest in the tree just off my deck. Last year's nest was occupied by a squirrel, that still appears to be using it. Freakin' squatter.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 10:04 AM (Wnv9h)


"Squatter" is a pejorative term that fails to address modes of systemic injustice perpetrated by a reliance on outdated Western views of justice, which historically exclude BIPOC alternative systems of justice. The NPR Stylebook mandates the usage of "undocumented homeowner" instead.

Posted by: Katherine Maher at April 19, 2024 10:12 AM (PiwSw)

244 We have the "Large-Breasted Bean Flicker"
Posted by: PrOnHub

Around here it's almost time for the Large Breasted American Bed-Wrestler to come back from wintering in Fort Myers.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 10:12 AM (WXNFJ)

245 Large Servin' Mmhmm Fried Taters

Posted by: Karl Childers at April 19, 2024 10:12 AM (UCSAm)

246 Saw two rabbits in the backyard yesterday. Wife thinks they may be living under the deck. We've had rabbits living there before.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 10:12 AM (9yWhg)

247 ++++
"Yellow-shafted flicker" sounds like either:
1. A technical problem with CRT displays
2. Something very, very dirty
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:11 AM (HnUIn)



When the magnets break loose and the convergence is out of whack.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

248 Our flickers like to hoover ants out of sidewalk cracks. Pretty birds.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 19, 2024 10:12 AM (MvF+J)

249 Squatter has an entirely different meaning in germany

Posted by: N at April 19, 2024 10:13 AM (cHBL9)

250 If I opened a restaurant named "Canny Bell", would Taco Bell sue me?
Posted by: fd


Taco Bell sue? Baby, look up the story of Taco Bell ripping off a Mexican joint for their menu and get back to us.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 10:13 AM (IG4Id)

251 Large Servin' Mmhmm Fried Taters
Posted by: Karl Childers at April 19, 2024 10:12 AM (UCSAm)




Sizzle Pork And Mmmmmmm!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

252 LSMFT has another slang meaning that I heard many years ago when I was working blue-collar. It's prob. not appropriate for a family blog.

Lucky Strike had an ad campaign in the Forties after America got into the war. Apparently their cig packs used to sport a green stripe, or were green. After Dec. 1941, LS canceled the green, and ads proclaimed, "Lucky Strike Green Has Gone to War!" I guess they wanted you to think that the green dye was essential to the war effort -- that they were sacrificing the old packaging for the duration. (I don't think the green package ever came back.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 10:13 AM (J2vNu)

253 http://tiny.cc/vi3txz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:07 AM (HnUIn)

That's some tough competition.

Posted by: Hypnotoad at April 19, 2024 10:13 AM (SYTee)

254 I once wrote a program that threw a Behar Exception.

Indicating, of course, a hardware problem ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 10:13 AM (q8LR6)

255 Squatter has an entirely different meaning in germany
Posted by: N at April 19, 2024 10:13 AM (cHBL9)

And Cleveland.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 10:14 AM (rYSaN)

256 255 Squatter has an entirely different meaning in germany
Posted by: N at April 19, 2024 10:13 AM (cHBL9)

And Cleveland.
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 10:14 AM (rYSaN


That's just nasty!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2024 10:14 AM (3CVIc)

257 Our flickers like to hoover ants out of sidewalk cracks. Pretty birds.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 19, 2024 10:12 AM


They are. I'm glad a pair came back this spring.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 10:14 AM (Wnv9h)

258 Squatter has an entirely different meaning in germany
Posted by: N

And Cleveland.
Posted by: Robert

What?

Posted by: Zombie Danny Thomas at April 19, 2024 10:15 AM (WXNFJ)

259 And now we know why Biden is so desperate to get the Hamas vote in MI.

Why, with the gov, the SOS and the fraud, they are all acting like they could lose MI.

RFK Jr is on the ballot in MI.

That is the source of panic.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 19, 2024 10:15 AM (yikga)

260 Out here in Northern AZ, we annually see the the "Western Red-Breasted Tail Flicker” -- a subspecies of the Northern Flicker -- and they make hawk-like sounds.
Posted by: ShainS


In Dallas, home of plastic surgery, we have the "Texas Big Breasted Tail Flicker" and they make screeching harridan sounds. The "I want to talk to the manager" sounds.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 10:15 AM (sHgnb)

261 Argentina does have a long Atlantic seacoast. Unfortunately it's all in the *South* Atlantic. Oops.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 10:15 AM (J2vNu)

262 I guess they wanted you to think that the green dye was essential to the war effort -- that they were sacrificing the old packaging for the duration. (I don't think the green package ever came back.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 10:13 AM (J2vNu)

No.
My Dad used to smoke Lucky's. I remember them as always being red.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024 10:16 AM (ufFY8)

263 "Squatter" is a pejorative term that fails to address modes of systemic injustice perpetrated by a reliance on outdated Western views of justice, which historically exclude BIPOC alternative systems of justice. The NPR Stylebook mandates the usage of "undocumented homeowner" instead.
Posted by: Katherine Maher at April 19, 2024 10:12 AM


*slowly rotates selector switch*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 10:17 AM (Wnv9h)

264 I am a fan of big tits, after you date a girl with big sweater puppies anything under dd is a disappointment, but imitation tits are not as fun

Posted by: N at April 19, 2024 10:17 AM (cHBL9)

265 Columbia president Minouche Shafik repeated this claim at a meeting of the university’s senate. "Demonstrators," she said, "were sprayed with a toxic chemical."

It now appears that the "toxic chemical" was a harmless fart spray purchased on Amazon for $26.11.

According to a lawsuit filed against Columbia on Tuesday, the suspended student had in fact dispersed "Liquid Ass"—a "gag gift for adults and kids," per its product description—at an unsanctioned pro-Palestinian rally.

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 10:17 AM (RHGPo)

266 Legal Insurrection: Equal Protection Project Opposes Proposed DEI Amendment to the NY State Constitution
The Equal Rights Amendment on the ballot in November 2024 would enshrine Diversity Equity & Inclusion into the New York State Constitution, protecting reverse discrimination and other discrimination done in the name of “dismantling discrimination.”

https://tinyurl.com/ypbp7jtk

Via Instapundit.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 10:17 AM (JAhdn)

267 "Squatter" is a pejorative term that fails to address modes of systemic injustice perpetrated by a reliance on outdated Western views of justice, which historically exclude BIPOC alternative systems of justice. The NPR Stylebook mandates the usage of "undocumented homeowner" instead.
Posted by: Katherine Maher

*slowly rotates selector switch*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Off of Authentic Frontier Gibberish.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 10:18 AM (sHgnb)

268 264 I am a fan of big tits, after you date a girl with big sweater puppies anything under dd is a disappointment, but imitation tits are not as fun
Posted by: N at April 19, 2024 10:17 AM (cHBL9)

Yeah, but any bigger than that, and it's a 99% chance it's either a troon or a crossdresser (who doesn't identify as a troon) trying to trap you.

Posted by: XTC at April 19, 2024 10:18 AM (UnA8+)

269 When the magnets break loose and the convergence is out of whack.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
Service recommendation: When assembly 243571-J or derivative assemblies are in use, it is recommended to also check for accelerated wear-out of the green electron gun. Yellow-shafted flicker is usually related to convergence drift, but absent physical damage, it rarely occurs in the absence of abnormally reduced green intensity. If the green electron gun is at reduced output, increase its drive until it returns to normal range and advise the owner that the set will likely need to be replaced within five years.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:18 AM (HnUIn)

270 I guess they wanted you to think that the green dye was essential to the war effort -- that they were sacrificing the old packaging for the duration. (I don't think the green package ever came back.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024

No.
My Dad used to smoke Lucky's. I remember them as always being red.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024


***
Well, they certainly had the ad campaign; I've seen scans of them. Maybe there was a second flavor, or a product with filters, called "Lucky Strike Green."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 10:19 AM (J2vNu)

271 One unsanctioned event, "Resistance 101," featured speakers from Israeli-designated terror groups and praise for plane hijackings, which Khaled Barakat, a member of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine, called an "important tactic" of the "Palestinian resistance."

Four students were suspended over the event, video of which was removed from Youtube for violating the platform’s anti-terrorism rules. One student, Aidan Parisi, refused to leave campus, pledging to resist the suspension "just as the Palestinians have resisted occupation."

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 10:19 AM (RHGPo)

272 Yeah, but any bigger than that, and it's a 99% chance it's either a troon or a crossdresser (who doesn't identify as a troon) trying to trap you.



The first dds I ran into were hs, so not so much a worry then,

More of a worry in hs now though

Posted by: N at April 19, 2024 10:20 AM (cHBL9)

273 In Dallas, home of plastic surgery, we have the "Texas Big Breasted Tail Flicker" and they make screeching harridan sounds. The "I want to talk to the manager" sounds.
Posted by: rickb223

Last time I was visiting the kids in Big D, while at a Central Market, I saw such a creature. What was really interesting was that she was with Grandma and her daughter and they all dressed exactly the same along with the big hair, flashy jewelry, and over done makeup. An interesting species.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 10:20 AM (WXNFJ)

274 If the green electron gun is at reduced output, increase its drive until it returns to normal range and advise the owner that the set will likely need to be replaced within five years.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:18 AM (HnUIn)



Better replace the 200 ohm 1w load resistor.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

275 Four students were suspended over the event, video of which was removed from Youtube for violating the platform’s anti-terrorism rules. One student, Aidan Parisi, refused to leave campus, pledging to resist the suspension "just as the Palestinians have resisted occupation."
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 10:19 AM (RHGPo)
++++
So they will show solidarity with those "resisting occupation" by refusing their exile and engaging in occupation?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:20 AM (HnUIn)

276 NEW: Justice Department investigation finds FBI had no bias in targeting Catholic "extremists"

-
Nobody expects the Catholic extremists!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 10:22 AM (FVME7)

277 Well, they certainly had the ad campaign; I've seen scans of them. Maybe there was a second flavor, or a product with filters, called "Lucky Strike Green."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 10:19 AM (J2vNu)

Could be. I was a dumb kid, and just remembered red Lucky's and green Kool's. I was never a cigarette connoisseur, until I bought RJR and Phillip Morris stock.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024 10:22 AM (ufFY8)

278 I find it fascinating that I still get 2-3 spam mails per week from National Review flogging a sale or discounted subscription.

This is so very stupid. NR isn't that expensive, and "value" arguments for wonk literature is never effective. Unless it's *really* expensive, the price isn't the reason someone subscribes or doesn't.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:22 AM (HnUIn)

279 Yeah, but any bigger than that, and it's a 99% chance it's either a troon or a crossdresser (who doesn't identify as a troon) trying to trap you.
Posted by: XTC

https://tinyurl.com/2p8htaak

As an expert in this area, I have to rate this statement as "mostly true". But c'mon....we all remember and love these size "Z" tiddies, right?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 19, 2024 10:23 AM (JCZqz)

280 [Correction from wifey: our tail flickers are Western "Red-Shafted" ones, not "Red-Breasted." "Oh, my!" -- Obligatory George Takai]

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 10:23 AM (q8LR6)

281 Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 10:20 AM (WXNFJ)

We go to the local CM on Sunday to get pachugo. There's always a cadre of THOTs from the nearby university in yoga pants.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2024 10:23 AM (YRsIm)

282 If (woman.rating
throw Behar exception;

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 10:23 AM (tpjlM)

283 per Snopes, the bullseye was always red, the pack was originally green.

Posted by: davidt at April 19, 2024 10:24 AM (SYTee)

284 63 ... "Makes me think of Second Hand Lions."

It does a bit, doesn't it. I watch that movie at least once a year. It is fun, heartwarming and has its poignant moments. And Robert Duval as a crusty old character is always a pleasure.

Posted by: JTB at April 19, 2024 10:24 AM (zudum)

285 Pixie doesn’t like Java syntax in comments.


Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 10:24 AM (tpjlM)

286 Then suspend her in an iron cage and let the fucking crows have her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 10:24 AM (0FoWg)

287 276 NEW: Justice Department investigation finds FBI had no bias in targeting Catholic "extremists"

-
Nobody expects the Catholic extremists!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 10:22 AM (FVME7)

'bank robber find he did not break law in robbing bank, freed on own recognizance'

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2024 10:25 AM (3CVIc)

288 Then suspend her in an iron cage and let the fucking crows have her.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I'm moving your resume' to the top of the pile.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 10:25 AM (WXNFJ)

289 It's almost May already. We'll have all the pretty birds coming through. Grosbeaks, orioles, buntings. Tempus fugit.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 19, 2024 10:25 AM (MvF+J)

290 Could be. I was a dumb kid, and just remembered red Lucky's and green Kool's. I was never a cigarette connoisseur, until I bought RJR and Phillip Morris stock.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024 10:22 AM (ufFY

--------------

Wifey is a serious Dividend Investor (even wrote an app by that name to track her portfolio and payments).

Phillip Morris has been her best-paying dividend stock for decades ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 10:25 AM (q8LR6)

291 This is so very stupid. NR isn't that expensive, and "value" arguments for wonk literature is never effective. Unless it's *really* expensive, the price isn't the reason someone subscribes or doesn't.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:22 AM (HnUIn)

It could be a cent a month and I still never subscribe to any publication. Inevitably that cent a month turns into $17.99 a month after the intro rate.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 10:25 AM (tpjlM)

292 It could be a cent a month and I still never subscribe to any publication. Inevitably that cent a month turns into $17.99 a month after the intro rate.
Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 10:25 AM (tpjlM)



I remember the record clubs.....get 14 albums for a penny!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

293 As an expert in this area, I have to rate this statement as "mostly true". But c'mon....we all remember and love these size "Z" tiddies, right?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 19, 2024 10:23 AM


Without clicking, I'm guessing freakazoid Canadian shop teacher.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 10:27 AM (Wnv9h)

294 Pixie doesn’t like Java syntax in comments.
Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 10:24 AM (tpjlM)
++++
Avoid the less-than sign. It never works properly and gets stripped out. You can use negation instead, I think.

If (!(woman.rating >= 0))
throw Behar exception;


Should work. I guess we'll see.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:27 AM (HnUIn)

295 Scotland becomes latest country to join Team Reality, halts puberty blockers for children

-
Related. How to spot a Scotsman. (1 minute)

https://shorturl.at/aBJZ6

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 10:27 AM (FVME7)

296
Without clicking, I'm guessing freakazoid Canadian shop teacher.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 10:27 AM (Wnv9h)




DING DING DING!!!!


On to the bonus round!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

297 I understand the artist is chronicling African American art, music, and literature. But, though the gentleman in the painting is Black, I recognize (in my mind) an almost mirror image of my Uncle Bob who passed a few years ago. The same bearing, dress, abode - very Americana, much the same for decades.

I'd hang it. Thank you.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 19, 2024 10:27 AM (NFX2v)

298
Farm Report:

Soil temperature here is 57 degrees F. At 60 degrees we cook, I mean plant. Gotta stop watching Breaking Bad.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 10:28 AM (RKVpM)

299 DING DING DING!!!!

On to the bonus round!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
Spoiler alert: the bonus is a date with him.
Also, the date is mandatory.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:28 AM (HnUIn)

300 NEXTA @nexta_tv 10h
Nearly a hundred new marine species have been discovered on reefs near New Zealand - Ocean Census

The research was conducted in a little-explored area of the Bounty Trench, and it was there that new species of ocean life were found.

NEXTA @nexta_tv 11h
Japanese Kenta Adachi broke the world record for the number of pull-ups in 24 hours among men

He managed to do 8940 pull-ups, which is more than 300 more than the previous record set by Gary Lloyd from Australia.

Kenta ascribes his visit to Bounty Trench for lunch with his new record.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 10:28 AM (vtyCZ)

301 I second the love for the film "Secondhand Lions."

A real treat for Bloom County fans is the instant recognition of the cartoon art for the closing credits ... performed of course by the hand of one Berkeley Breathed.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 10:29 AM (q8LR6)

302 Kenta ascribes his visit to Bounty Trench for lunch with his new record.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 10:28 AM (vtyCZ)
++++
"The Bounty Trench" sounds like a *really* seedy strip club.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:29 AM (HnUIn)

303 I don't know how true this is but I'm willing to suspend disbelief.

Report: Israel and Iran were satisfied with the "eye for an eye" they had dealt each other, but then the Biden admin blabbed to the press and made Iran look bad

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 10:30 AM (FVME7)

304 The black man in the background looks like a racist caricature, because he is. They're "between acts" in a musical revue, and that character was a mainstay (Mister Interlocutor) from minstrelsy right up to the Technicolor era.

Bert Williams, who wrote the first all-black show on Broadway, used to have to wear black-face makeup because he was Bahamian, and didn't blend in with the other actors.

When the "coon show" started to go out of style due to white folks' racial sensibilities both ways, black performers complained bitterly because the buck'n'wing high stepper characterizations had been good steady work for a long time.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 19, 2024 10:30 AM (zdLoL)

305 Pixie doesn’t like Java syntax in comments.

Probably to prevent malicious scripting.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 19, 2024 10:30 AM (/y8xj)

306 I can eat fifty Bidens.

Posted by: Cool Hand Cannibal at April 19, 2024 10:30 AM (SYTee)

307
It's a little known fact but most mortgage applications which are declined are due to failure to pay off their Columbia House accounts.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at April 19, 2024 10:30 AM (RKVpM)

308 "The Bounty Trench" sounds like a *really* seedy strip club.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Heh. Or, 'The JoyTyme Touching Studio'.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 10:30 AM (WXNFJ)

309 Less than no good, greater than good.
Interesting.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 10:30 AM (tpjlM)

310 NEXTA @nexta_tv 10h
Nearly a hundred new marine species have been discovered on reefs near New Zealand - Ocean Census

The research was conducted in a little-explored area of the Bounty Trench, and it was there that new species of ocean life were found. . . .

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024


***
But what of the green-lipped mussel?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 10:30 AM (J2vNu)

311 NEXTA @nexta_tv 11h
Japanese Kenta Adachi broke the world record for the number of pull-ups in 24 hours among men

He managed to do 8940 pull-ups, which is more than 300 more than the previous record set by Gary Lloyd from Australia.

Kenta ascribes his visit to Bounty Trench for lunch with his new record.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 10:28 AM (vtyCZ)

He's going to celebrate by going down to a nearby vending machine, buying a pair of used panties, putting them up to his face and inhaling deeply.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 10:31 AM (JAhdn)

312 "I usually don't post girls on the Art Thread"

And that certainly was a girl. Looks about 18. I'm glad she's improving her life by doing (what do the men call it?) THOT shots for fun and profit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2024 10:31 AM (XkYcA)

313 London police threatened to arrest a man at a Palestine protest because he was "openly Jewish" and that was causing a disturbance

-
Geez! Walking around openly Jewish! What did he expect?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 10:31 AM (FVME7)

314 "The Bounty Trench" sounds like a *really* seedy strip club.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:29 AM (HnUIn)


*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 19, 2024 10:31 AM (PiwSw)

315 The Canadian tittyfreak is one of my favorite recent news items. Hilarious troll. In his life outside of work, he just goes about his business as the middle-aged Canuck dude he really is, and then throws "Im gender fluid" at anyone who complains. He's awesome.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 10:31 AM (0FoWg)

316
Probably to prevent malicious scripting.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 19, 2024 10:30 AM


People really do that shit?

Posted by: Robert'); DROP TABLE at April 19, 2024 10:31 AM (RKVpM)

317 The first dds I ran into
Posted by: N


You literally ran into them?

Air bags!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 10:31 AM (9yWhg)

318 The Canadian tittyfreak is one of my favorite recent news items. Hilarious troll. In his life outside of work, he just goes about his business as the middle-aged Canuck dude he really is, and then throws "Im gender fluid" at anyone who complains. He's awesome.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 10:31 AM (0FoWg)
++++
He didn't make the rules, but he sure knows how to work 'em.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:32 AM (HnUIn)

319 This is so very stupid. NR isn't that expensive, and "value" arguments for wonk literature is never effective. Unless it's *really* expensive, the price isn't the reason someone subscribes or doesn't.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


I can make up my own David French articles for fun on my toilet for free.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 10:32 AM (IG4Id)

320 DING DING DING!!!!

On to the bonus round!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
Spoiler alert: the bonus is a date with him.
Also, the date is mandatory.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:28 AM


*forfeits game*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 10:33 AM (Wnv9h)

321 I second the love for the film "Secondhand Lions."

A real treat for Bloom County fans is the instant recognition of the cartoon art for the closing credits ... performed of course by the hand of one Berkeley Breathed.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024


***
The film's years-later epilogue, where we find the boy has become a cartoonist and his strip features the lioness he knew, and that his uncles really were rip-snorting adventurers . . . that's really what lifts the film out of the ordinary.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 10:34 AM (J2vNu)

322 But what of the green-lipped mussel?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 10:30 AM


Steam with garlic, leeks, white wine, and a few red pepper flakes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 10:34 AM (Wnv9h)

323 Nearly a hundred new marine species

-
The gunnery sergeant ballet dancer?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 10:34 AM (FVME7)

324 Limericks Stop Muldoon From Thinking

Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2024 10:35 AM (991eG)

325 Nearly a hundred new marine species


THAT DAMNED CLIMATE CHANGE!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 10:35 AM (WXNFJ)

326 @nexta_tv
Nearly a hundred new marine species have been discovered on reefs near New Zealand - Ocean Census ...
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 10:28 AM (vtyCZ)
++++
I was assured that there is ongoing extinction apocalypse and biodiversity collapse because of the evil white man and his Gaia-hating industry.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:36 AM (HnUIn)

327 Isn't Uncle Bob's mustache riding kind of low?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2024 10:36 AM (63Dwl)

328 Ha, go figure:

I dipped into the market a month or so ago and bought 10 mighty shares of Netflix (NFLX) at around $570 per share. I usually do not buy (sometimes to my detriment) the latest thing people buzz about. NFLX has been around a while, and I watched the DEIsney earnings call two quarters ago, and compared it to NFLX's call a few days later. Compared to vague, blue sky bullshitting Disney, those Netflix fuckers were focused, raging capitalists intent on making money. They knew their shit cold. So, I bought those shares for fun.

Fast forward to yesterday. NFLX earnings call was decent, but they said they were going to stop reporting subscribers numbers and average revenue per subscriber, because that metric is misleading, since the price points are different in each country. Logical to me.

The market freaked out over it, and NFLX dropped like 40 points (LOL).

Now I am back to even.

People are sheep.

Go figure.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024 10:36 AM (ufFY8)

329 But what of the green-lipped mussel?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 10:30 AM
*
Steam with garlic, leeks, white wine, and a few red pepper flakes.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024


***
I was thinking of those constant ads for Omega-XL with John Walsh, where they tout the product as containing extracts from "the green-lipped mussel from the pristine waters of New Zealand."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 10:36 AM (J2vNu)

330 LOL. They already have an Uncle Bossy and a Cannibal action figure out. 😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 10:36 AM (sHgnb)

331 Isn't Uncle Bob's mustache riding kind of low?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2024 10:36 AM (63Dwl)
++++
It always does, at least until I ask for a ride. That makes him smile and perks it right up!

Posted by: Mrs. Bob at April 19, 2024 10:37 AM (HnUIn)

332 I have a car designed by the guy who did the Lucky Strike pack. It doesn't have a single target on it. And it's not green.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 19, 2024 10:37 AM (zdLoL)

333 I was thinking of those constant ads for Omega-XL with John Walsh, where they tout the product as containing extracts from "the green-lipped mussel from the pristine waters of New Zealand."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 10:36 AM


Hmm. Haven't seen those. I'll just eat them.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 10:37 AM (Wnv9h)

334 Isn't Uncle Bob's mustache riding kind of low?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2024


***
It looks like Gus McRae's in Lonesome Dove.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 10:37 AM (J2vNu)

335 Immigrants and American Anxiety. Tune out the demagogues and look for the deeper economic and cultural sources of our unease.

REPUBLICANS TORPEDOED a tough, comprehensive bill that would have brought serious and much-needed reform to our southern border...Republicans...decided they could not win the 2024 election if the border was not visibly chaotic....Trump, offers one central explanation for the source of Americans’ problems: immigrants.

Without immigrants streaming into the country, Republicans would be forced to deal with the complicated reality of why Americans feel more alone and unhappy than ever before. It turns out impoverished people making a desperate play for a better life are not the true source of our angst, so even if the border were brought under control, our spiritual crisis would have remained.

It falls to us to rebuild a sense of obligation to each other—a new American solidarity. We need to build concrete policies that prevent excesses and cruelties now permitted in the name of profit. we need to rebuild a culture that prioritizes the common good—the idea we owe more to each other than just whatever the market will allow us to get away with.

Posted by: Intercepted The Bulwark Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 19, 2024 10:37 AM (JCZqz)

336 Avoid the less-than sign. It never works properly and gets stripped out. You can use negation instead, I think.

If (!(woman.rating >= 0))
throw Behar exception;


Should work. I guess we'll see.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:27 AM (HnUIn)

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LMAO. Of course, I would have saved two characters of code writing:

If (woman.rating
throw Behar exception;


I AM NOT OCD, I SWEAR!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 10:37 AM (q8LR6)

337 Isn't Uncle Bob's mustache riding kind of low?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

"That's Uncle Joe, his mustache's kind of low at the Junction"


You're welcome. Try to get that out of your head this morning.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 10:38 AM (WXNFJ)

338 @304: very interesting. Thanks.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 10:38 AM (CsUN+)

339 Thus endeth the lesson ... Mannix wins again.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 10:38 AM (q8LR6)

340 Let's Start Mother F&cking Trebuchets

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024 10:38 AM (ufFY8)

341
The plethora of new marine species is to be expected in Climate Change as old species boil off.
-- Experts any day now

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 10:39 AM (RKVpM)

342 "That's Uncle Joe, his mustache's kind of low at the Junction"


You're welcome. Try to get that out of your head this morning.
Posted by: Tonypete

As long as I also have the mental image of the naked girls in the water tank, I'm good.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 10:40 AM (9yWhg)

343 Posted by: Intercepted The Bulwark Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 19, 2024 10:37 AM (JCZqz)
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Wow. Seriously, wow. Unreal. I could write a lengthy column on just these three paragraphs of total stupidity.

Are they still pretending to be "conservative," even under the loosest definitions?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:41 AM (HnUIn)

344 Phillip Morris has been her best-paying dividend stock for decades ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 10:25 AM (q8LR6)

Yes it has!
When they tobacco deal went down during Clinton, companies like RJR and MO said "fuck it, we are going to hand cash to shareholders", so their payout ratio increased.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024 10:41 AM (ufFY8)

345 Fast forward to yesterday. NFLX earnings call was decent, but they said they were going to stop reporting subscribers numbers and average revenue per subscriber, because that metric is misleading, since the price points are different in each country. Logical to me.

The market freaked out over it, and NFLX dropped like 40 points (LOL).

Now I am back to even.

People are sheep.

Go figure.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
========
Buy and hold is about the only strategy that makes sense in an individual stock's case. I prefer index funds simply because they are already diversified as far as risk (other than economic downturns).

I am leaving out black swan events that require a very different sort of investing aiming at stores of wealth rather than an investment per se.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 10:41 AM (nWD6/)

346 London police threatened to arrest a man at a Palestine protest because he was "openly Jewish" and that was causing a disturbance

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Geez! Walking around openly Jewish! What did he expect?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 10:31 AM (FVME7)

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Just wait 'til Jews are mandated to wear yellow stars again ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 10:41 AM (q8LR6)

347 Here in town, an animal care technician shot himself inside the School of Medicine building. There was a big police kerfuffle. The bulletin says the shooter/shootee is being treated at the medical center.

That's the way you do it, if you're that sick: Shoot yourself, not other people!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 10:41 AM (J2vNu)

348
REPUBLICANS TORPEDOED a tough, comprehensive bill that would have brought serious and much-needed reform to our southern border

Comprehensive=amnesty

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2024 10:42 AM (63Dwl)

349 It falls to us to rebuild a sense of obligation to each other—a new American solidarity. We need to build concrete policies that prevent excesses and cruelties now permitted in the name of profit. we need to rebuild a culture that prioritizes the common good—the idea we owe more to each other than just whatever the market will allow us to get away with.
Posted by: Intercepted The Bulwark Transmissions
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When Billy Kristol gives up his ill found wealth cheerleading for an Iranian leftist billionaire, then I might consider listening to what the Bulshit writers have to say.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 10:43 AM (nWD6/)

350 The bulletin says the shooter/shootee is being treated at the medical center.

Well, evidently he wasn't serious about it because he botched the job.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2024 10:43 AM (YRsIm)

351 Comprehensive=amnesty
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Inversion is a thing for those that follow the Prince of lies like the Bulshit crew.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 10:43 AM (nWD6/)

352 " a culture that prioritizes the common good—the idea we owe more to each other than just whatever the market will allow us to get away with."

To each according to his ability.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 19, 2024 10:44 AM (MvF+J)

353 Fast forward to yesterday. NFLX earnings call was decent, but they said they were going to stop reporting subscribers numbers and average revenue per subscriber, because that metric is misleading, since the price points are different in each country. Logical to me.

The market freaked out over it, and NFLX dropped like 40 points (LOL).

Now I am back to even.

People are sheep.

Go figure.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
========
Buy and hold is about the only strategy that makes sense in an individual stock's case. I prefer index funds simply because they are already diversified as far as risk (other than economic downturns).

I am leaving out black swan events that require a very different sort of investing aiming at stores of wealth rather than an investment per se.
Posted by: whig



GSAF. Gold, Silver, Ammo & Foodstuffs.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 10:44 AM (sHgnb)

354 When the "coon show" started to go out of style due to white folks' racial sensibilities both ways, black performers complained bitterly because the buck'n'wing high stepper characterizations had been good steady work for a long time.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver

I've noticed lately that they are far more willing to use blacks as villains than they were only a few years ago. For example, Mrs. Wrecks likes the Monk-like detective show Elsbeth. For two of the three episodes, the murderer has been black.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 10:45 AM (FVME7)

355 From each. Sheesh.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 19, 2024 10:45 AM (MvF+J)

356 REPUBLICANS TORPEDOED a tough, comprehensive bill that would have brought serious and much-needed reform to our southern border

Comprehensive=amnesty
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2024 10:42 AM

Yeah, 5000 a week with exemptions for multiple groups, more Judges to move them into the Country faster... Amnesty

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 10:45 AM (Akjoo)

357 To each according to his ability.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 19, 2024 10:44 AM (MvF+J)
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Yup. The Kristol Klub opening calling for the state-imposed savagery of a blood-soaked world of all of all.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:46 AM (HnUIn)

358 That's the way you do it, if you're that sick: Shoot yourself, not other people!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
=======
Those with depression either turn inwards due to anger with self and pursue self destruction or they turn outwards to strike at those they believe caused their suffering. A few do both.

You see examples of that on occasion even here.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 10:46 AM (nWD6/)

359 It falls to us to rebuild a sense of obligation to each other—a new American solidarity = give me free government money!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 10:46 AM (FVME7)

360 It looks like RFK,jr. qualifies for a spot on the Michigan 2024 ballot. I wonder how dark-horse presidential candidate Whitmer likes that.

Posted by: mrp at April 19, 2024 10:47 AM (rj6Yv)

361 313 London police threatened to arrest a man at a Palestine protest because he was "openly Jewish" and that was causing a disturbance
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He also made a hate complaint to the cops against Tommy Robinson.

Tommy Robinson @TRobinsonNewEra
Can you actually fucking believe it, this is @GideonFalter who had me arrested & violently attacked for attempting to cover the anti semitism rally as a journalist. I face months in jail next week because of his attack on freedom of speech, freedom of the press & freedom of movement . Now he’s moaning the police asked him to leave . The sheer hypocrisy of his actions

Quote Tweet:
David Atherton @DaveAtherton20 · 18h
This is @GideonFalter CEO of Campaign Against @antisemitism posing the question, is London safe for Jews?

Against a backdrop of anti-Semitic placards, genocidal slogans, the glorification of Hamas terrorists & swastikas on Saturday afternoons, Gideon went to London.

https://tinyurl.com/4dz89ms5

See you later. Grocery shopping.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 10:47 AM (vtyCZ)

362 Buy and hold is about the only strategy that makes sense in an individual stock's case. I prefer index funds simply because they are already diversified as far as risk (other than economic downturns).

Yep.
I am a buy and hold guy for the most part.
The only real timing I did was buy Boeing after 9/11.
I dumped it about two weeks ago.

Some of my assets allocation is in SPY, and a few other ETFs, also.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024 10:48 AM (ufFY8)

363 House Leadership buried $9 billion of aid to Gaza in the Israel aid bill

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 10:48 AM (RHGPo)

364 Posted by: Intercepted The Bulwark Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 19, 2024 10:37 AM (JCZqz)

That's some World Class liberal bullshit, there.

Posted by: BignJames at April 19, 2024 10:48 AM (AwYPR)

365 GSAF. Gold, Silver, Ammo & Foodstuffs.
Posted by: rickb223
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Booze, cigarettes, medicines, etc. are also not a bad bet. During burning times, people don't care so much about quality as being able to indulge so Valu Rite Vodka, generic ciggies, and generic medicine work for barter.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 10:48 AM (nWD6/)

366 Without immigrants streaming into the country, Republicans would be forced to deal with the complicated reality of why Americans feel more alone and unhappy than ever before. It turns out impoverished people making a desperate play for a better life are not the true source of our angst, so even if the border were brought under control, our spiritual crisis would have remained.

Posted by: Intercepted The Bulwark Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 19, 2024 10:37 AM (JCZqz)

Hmmm...wonder what might cause a spiritual crisis?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 19, 2024 10:48 AM (KbCG3)

367 Chicago Tribune, Entertainment, By Lori Waxman,
Published: April 8, 2015, 'A Motley crew: Representing black bodies for 100 years'

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 19, 2024 10:48 AM (NFX2v)

368 ++++
I was assured that there is ongoing extinction apocalypse and biodiversity collapse because of the evil white man and his Gaia-hating industry.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 10:36 AM (HnUIn)



We still don't know everything about Earth, but we can control the climate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)

369 Here in town, an animal care technician shot himself inside the School of Medicine building

********

Was he trying to self-treat a broken leg?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2024 10:49 AM (991eG)

370 GSAF. Gold, Silver, Ammo & Foodstuffs.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 10:44 AM (sHgnb)


Like pumpkins!

https://youtu.be/vEUkpOrcr78

Posted by: spindrift at April 19, 2024 10:49 AM (OguvZ)

371 RFK Jr is going to be on the Michigan ballot on the Natural Law Party Ballot. You will be seeing a lot of anti RFK propaganda now. Michigan is going to be fun this election

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 19, 2024 10:49 AM (Wjvnb)

372 I've noticed lately that they are far more willing to use blacks as villains than they were only a few years ago. For example, Mrs. Wrecks likes the Monk-like detective show Elsbeth. For two of the three episodes, the murderer has been black.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


I thought that black characters had finally made it in entertainment when they introduced the character of Urkel -- a black nerd. Finally, someone other than a white person was allowed to be eccentric.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 10:49 AM (9yWhg)

373 House Leadership buried $9 billion of aid to Gaza in the Israel aid bill
____________

Aid to Gaza is essentially aid to Iran.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2024 10:49 AM (lf83v)

374 Breaking: 'Transgender' student in Maryland wrote 129-page manifesto, planned to shoot up school

.. of course the Memphis manifesto is still tied up by F-ing Bureaucrats and Idiots

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 10:49 AM (RHGPo)

375 Those with depression either turn inwards due to anger with self and pursue self destruction or they turn outwards to strike at those they believe caused their suffering. A few do both.

Posted by: whig

Late wife tried to cover both outcomes; loaded the weapon with just the right number of shells for me and the kids. She got tired of waiting for us to get home so. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 10:50 AM (WXNFJ)

376 Yep.
I am a buy and hold guy for the most part.
The only real timing I did was buy Boeing after 9/11.
I dumped it about two weeks ago.

Some of my assets allocation is in SPY, and a few other ETFs, also.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
------
Smart investor.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 10:50 AM (nWD6/)

377 Posted by: Paul banned at April 19, 2024 10:46 AM (Vo+m8 )


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 19, 2024 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)

378 Uncle Bob needs a little sip of the grape.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 10:50 AM (Dv2Ug)

379 Chicago Tribune, Entertainment, By Lori Waxman,
Published: April 8, 2015, 'A Motley crew: Representing black bodies for 100 years'
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 19, 2024 10:48 AM


These leftists have a weird obsession with "black bodies".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 10:50 AM (Wnv9h)

380 RFK Jr is going to be on the Michigan ballot on the Natural Law Party Ballot. You will be seeing a lot of anti RFK propaganda now. Michigan is going to be fun this election
______

Gonna be lit, yo!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2024 10:50 AM (lf83v)

381 GSAF. Gold, Silver, Ammo & Foodstuffs.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 10:44 AM (sHgnb)

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AKA Gold, Silver, Lead, & Bread!

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 10:50 AM (q8LR6)

382 AKA Gold, Silver, Lead, & Bread!
Posted by: ShainS

Didn't Burl Ives have a song about that?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 10:51 AM (WXNFJ)

383 If this trend continues, the Congressional Budget Office anticipates the national debt will grow to an astonishing $54 trillion in the next decade. Higher interest rates are also compounding the pain of higher debt.

.. the IMF is talking down to Washington like we’re a Third World country because .. Biden

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 10:51 AM (RHGPo)

384 These leftists have a weird obsession with "black bodies".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 10:50 AM (Wnv9h)

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Black hoes in particular.

Posted by: #DrunkDonLeMon at April 19, 2024 10:51 AM (q8LR6)

385 Late wife tried to cover both outcomes; loaded the weapon with just the right number of shells for me and the kids. She got tired of waiting for us to get home so. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete
======
Self destruction of a person due to mental illness is a tragic situation. Cannot find the words here but glad that the Lord sheltered you and yours during that awful situation.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 10:52 AM (nWD6/)

386 Isn't Uncle Bob's mustache riding kind of low?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2024 10:36 AM (63Dwl)

The low rider is a real goer.

Posted by: War at April 19, 2024 10:52 AM (4I/2K)

387 I thought that black characters had finally made it in entertainment when they introduced the character of Urkel -- a black nerd. Finally, someone other than a white person was allowed to be eccentric.

Besides whites, the other acceptable stereotypes now are Asians, both oriental and Indian. Raj on BBT is shown as an wimpy, semi-gay neuter, while orientals in general are math whizzes but also lacking in masculinity. Blacks are all superstuds and much more masculine than anyone else.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 10:52 AM (CsUN+)

388 374 House Leadership buried $9 billion of aid to Gaza in the Israel aid bill
--------------

Took a while but they got to him.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 10:52 AM (Dv2Ug)

389 AKA Gold, Silver, Lead, & Bread!
Posted by: ShainS

Didn't Burl Ives have a song about that?
__________

Zeppelin sang about lead and David Gates sang about Bread.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2024 10:52 AM (lf83v)

390 AKA Gold, Silver, Lead, & Bread!
Posted by: ShainS



Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 10:52 AM (sHgnb)

391 Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 10:50 AM

I realize from other things you've posted that this was some time ago, but my God, that is horrific. I couldn't even cut-n-paste it to reply. Prayers for you and your family.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 19, 2024 10:53 AM (/y8xj)

392 it must be discouraging for the climatistas to turn out to block a road, deface a museum, or commit some other nihilistic act, only to find the pro-Hamas protestors got up earlier and beat you to the bridge or the airport

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 10:53 AM (RHGPo)

393 I feel a sense of obligation toward Bill Kristol. But I think we're talking about a very different kind of obligation.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 10:53 AM (0FoWg)

394 Blacks are all superstuds and much more masculine than anyone else.

Interestingly, for them, masculinity is a good thing, while for whites it's evidence of the patriarchy. This is about as close to outright racism as its possible to get.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 10:54 AM (CsUN+)

395 Late wife tried to cover both outcomes; loaded the weapon with just the right number of shells for me and the kids. She got tired of waiting for us to get home so. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete


That's horrible, Tonypete. So sad. I'm sorry for the loss of your wife and the tragic way it came about, but glad that you and your children escaped the fate she had planned for you.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 10:54 AM (9yWhg)

396 dark-horse presidential candidate Whitmer

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"Gov. "Wretched" Whitmer Pays Migrants Who Move to Michigan"

I knew she was stupid and evil but, dude . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 10:54 AM (FVME7)

397 If this trend continues, the Congressional Budget Office anticipates the national debt will grow to an astonishing $54 trillion in the next decade. Higher interest rates are also compounding the pain of higher debt.

.. the IMF is talking down to Washington like we’re a Third World country because .. Biden
Posted by: SMOD


Will we even be able to service a $54 trillion dollar debt?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 10:54 AM (sHgnb)

398 it must be discouraging for the climatistas to turn out to block a road, deface a museum, or commit some other nihilistic act, only to find the pro-Hamas protestors got up earlier and beat you to the bridge or the airport
______

It is written, the early bird terrorizes the worm.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2024 10:54 AM (lf83v)

399 Will we even be able to service a $54 trillion dollar debt?
________

Forgiven!

Posted by: The Magic Wand of Finance at April 19, 2024 10:55 AM (lf83v)

400 House Leadership buried $9 billion of aid to Gaza in the Israel aid bill

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 10:48 AM (RHGPo)

----------------

"SEND MOAR MONEY SO THAT WE CAN FINALLY CONTROL THE HOUSE!!!"

/Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 10:55 AM (q8LR6)

401 Will we even be able to service a $54 trillion dollar debt?

Sure, we call that "inflation".

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 10:55 AM (CsUN+)

402 Too bad Biden's uncle was Naval aviator with rank of Commander...

...after the village tribal feast he would have been Commander-in-Chief.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2024 10:55 AM (991eG)

403 389 374 House Leadership buried $9 billion of aid to Gaza in the Israel aid bill
--------------

Took a while but they got to him.
Posted by: Braenyard
--------
The Gang of 8 and the intel committees in the House and Senate are an ass cancer on the body of Congress. My guess is that enough GOPe congress critters like Mike Turner House Intel Cmte chief threatened to resign and end Johnson's reign of error.

That is why I am not sanguine at the long run survival of the DC regime. Simply too many embedded parasites in government beholden to too many foreign and commercial interests.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 10:56 AM (nWD6/)

404 wasn't a naval aviator

Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2024 10:56 AM (991eG)

405 It falls to us to rebuild a sense of obligation to each other—a new American solidarity. We need to build concrete policies that prevent excesses and cruelties now permitted in the name of profit. we need to rebuild a culture that prioritizes the common good—the idea we owe more to each other than just whatever the market will allow us to get away with.
===

"collective need ahead of individual greed" was a Nazi slogan.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 10:56 AM (RIvkX)

406 Some of my assets allocation is in SPY, and a few other ETFs, also.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
------
Smart investor.
Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 10:50 AM (nWD6/)

Ha!
I have had my losers too.
American Superconductor (thanks, China)
Rentech
Lifeline Biotech
Loral (thanks, Clinton, and China)

And a few others I have repressed.

The trick is to diversify, and buy and hold.

If you try to time stuff, treat it as fun money, or gambling money.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024 10:57 AM (ufFY8)

407 Will we even be able to service a $54 trillion dollar debt?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 10:54 AM (sHgnb)

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Silly deplorable, we'll just take out more loans to pay off our previous loans! Duh ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 10:57 AM (q8LR6)

408 393 I feel a sense of obligation toward Bill Kristol. But I think we're talking about a very different kind of obligation.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice a
=====
Nepots like Kristol and Podhoretz weren't the persons that their parents were. Their parents eschewed Trotskyism and were actual intellectuals. The nepot generation simply cashed in.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 10:58 AM (nWD6/)

409
If you try to time stuff, treat it as fun money, or gambling money.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024 10:57 AM (ufFY8 )



Because, in essence, that's what you're doing. Gambling.

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 19, 2024 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)

410 Strike......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)

411 Too bad Biden's uncle was Naval aviator with rank of Commander...

...after the village tribal feast he would have been Commander-in-Chief.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2024 10:55 AM (991eG)

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Command-in-Chef?

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 10:59 AM (q8LR6)

412 ---

Silly deplorable, we'll just take out more loans to pay off our previous loans! Duh ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 10:57 AM (q8LR6)



What's in YOUR wallet?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

413 It is written, the early bird terrorizes the worm.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2024 10:54 AM (lf83v)

LOL

Posted by: mrp at April 19, 2024 10:59 AM (rj6Yv)

414 395 Late wife tried to cover both outcomes; loaded the weapon with just the right number of shells for me and the kids. She got tired of waiting for us to get home so. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete

That's horrible... My BIL committed suicide and rigged his apartment to blow up.. Thankfully it didn't work and only he died

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 10:59 AM (Akjoo)

415 If you try to time stuff, treat it as fun money, or gambling money.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
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I prefer horse racing to trying to get short term gains by timing. It is more honest because you know the odds going forward versus the black box of the stock market.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 10:59 AM (nWD6/)

416 Interesting Biden /Harris ad.

https://youtu.be/2It1VmB3qFA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 11:00 AM (FVME7)

417 That's horrible... My BIL committed suicide and rigged his apartment to blow up.. Thankfully it didn't work and only he died
Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2024 10:59 AM (Akjoo)



Dafuq?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)

418 MI voted heavily for Perot, too.

So, MI will be lit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024 11:00 AM (ufFY8)

419 NOOOOOOOOOD

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 11:00 AM (9yWhg)

420 Late wife tried to cover both outcomes; loaded the weapon with just the right number of shells for me and the kids. She got tired of waiting for us to get home so. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete


I am so sorry you had to go thru that. 😢

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 11:01 AM (sHgnb)

421 Interesting Biden /Harris ad.

https://youtu.be/2It1VmB3qFA
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 19, 2024 11:00 AM (FVME7)



That's awesome.


"I'm a complete dipshit and I approve this message."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

422 407 Will we even be able to service a $54 trillion dollar debt?

Posted by: rickb223
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The Deep State always planned to inflate the debt away versus formal default. But I think a considerable number of Deep Staters now feel the whole regime is doomed and are busy in the looting phase of the dying republic.

Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 11:01 AM (nWD6/)

423 The Deep State always planned to inflate the debt away versus formal default. But I think a considerable number of Deep Staters now feel the whole regime is doomed and are busy in the looting phase of the dying republic.
Posted by: whig at April 19, 2024 11:01 AM (nWD6/)

And where would they go?

Posted by: mrp at April 19, 2024 11:03 AM (rj6Yv)

424 Is it more appropriate to say Uncle Dirty Bob or Dirty Uncle Bob?

Posted by: No Name Today at April 19, 2024 11:05 AM (vlXMQ)

425 Noodus non atheistica

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 11:05 AM (J2vNu)

426 When were kids, back in the 50's, LSMFT meant, "Loose Straps Mean Flabby Tits". Great 4th grade humor.

Now, vacate my lawn.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at April 19, 2024 11:06 AM (iODuv)

427 @ 56 A vase, a book, a bowl, and a metronome? on the table...
__________________

Today's Quiz: Which of these is not like the others?

Posted by: Dr_No at April 19, 2024 11:16 AM (ayRl+)

428 Uncle Bob is obviously a racist. No doubt on this one

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at April 19, 2024 11:27 AM (ytSiK)

429 toy robot.

Posted by: cmeat at April 19, 2024 01:00 PM (6+aIJ)

430 Silence of the Donkeys

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 19, 2024 05:38 PM (wGqjj)

The Morning Report — 4/19/24

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Good morning, kids. Were it not for the fact that Israel evidently launched what it describes as "limited" yet by most reports pretty sharp retaliatory strikes on Iran – that is directly and overtly on Iranian territory by IDF assets, not merely suspected covert Mossad assassinations or sabotage – you would not know (if you weren't reading this editorial) that the braindead kohlrabi-in-chief, or his puppet-master(s) as James O'Keefe seems to have officially confirmed in his latest undercover exposé, has yet again abandoned American military personnel to their fate in yet another international hotspot that doubtless would not be so hot had the 2020 election not been stolen. This time, it's Niger. Wait, do I have to write that as Ni*er so I don't get sent to a gulag?

Ironically, when I think of Niger, I think of yellow cake. You might recall that that's a form of uranium-containing ore which supposedly the wizards of smart at Langley back during the Dubya years used as the proof that Saddam Hussein was intending to go nuclear, and thus a/the casus belli for Gulf War 2, Shock and Awe Boogaloo. Maybe if we told Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants that Niger is holding Betty Crocker hostage, he'll launch a rescue mission for our trapped soldiers.

Be that as it may, the stumbling, shambling, stuttering clusterfuckery that is our foreign policy might well be shoving us down the slippery slope (sorry Xi) towards a major conflagration in the Middle East.

Israeli missiles hit at least one site in Iran, ABC News reported, citing US officials, and Iranian state media alerted citizens to explosions heard in the central part of the Islamic republic.

The attack comes after Iran rained down more than 300 drones and missiles toward the Jewish nation last Saturday — though nearly all were intercepted by Israel and its allies. Israel’s early morning retaliatory strike, however, appeared to be “limited,” a military source told Fox News. Israeli officials notified the US on Thursday that it had planned to strike Iran within 24 to 48 hours, according to Bloomberg News. 

The Biden [junta] “didn’t endorse” Israel’s response, a US official told CNN.T

he city of Isfahan – home of Iran’s Natanz nuclear research facility and a major air base – appears to have been Israel’s primary target. A scroll alerting viewers to a “loud noise” near Isfahan was displayed on Iranian state television, but provided no other information, according to the Associated Press. State television claimed that all nuclear sites in the region were “fully safe.”

Hossein Dalirian, a spokesman for Iran’s civilian space program, claimed that the explosions were the results of three quadcopter drones that had been shot down, dismissing the threat Israel’s apparent retaliation posed to Iran.  Iran’s air defense systems were activated in several provinces after the explosions first rang out, state news outlet IRNA reported, according to CNN. . .

. . . “Hearing [Supreme Leader of Iran Ali Khamenei] is having a blast today on his birthday,” Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) wrote on X, shortly after reports of the Israeli strike began to emerge. Khamenei, 84, was indeed born on April 19.

Maybe we can dress up a goat to resemble Marylin Monroe, replete with full burqa-witz, and get it to bleat "Happy Birthday" in a sultry manner. Or we can deliver Rashida Tlaib on a silver platter with an apple in her mouth. Same difference.

In all seriousness, the world has been destabilized, not only in the Middle East, but almost everywhere on the map as a result of the head-up-the-ass Ivy League/Kennedy School/Johns Hopkins-fueled delusions of the Foggy Bottom elites whose worldview is completely out of phase with reality and just plain old Jew-hatred that's also part and parcel of that worldview. As I implied, if elections indeed have consequences, take a good look around and consider the consequences of stolen elections.

The only thing that irks me from that report is that Israel supposedly informed the White House (boy, you talk about the term "Occupied Territories") that it was going to retaliate, and if that is true, likely the extent/nature of the retaliation. I imagine this was some sort of face-saving diplomatic gesture but the real-politik of who is a friend and enemy kind of blows this out of the water.

In any case, on the broader diplomatic front of this brewing war, the Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants banana-in-the-tailpipe junta might have totally screwed itself – and that means some good news for a change for Israel and all of us.

The United States used its veto on Thursday at the United Nations (UN) Security Council to block a Palestinian state from being declared unilaterally.

American policy has held for decades that a Palestinian state should emerge after negotiations between Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Still, the Biden administration played coy until the last hours before the UN Security Council vote, with the White House dodging questions about a potential veto until the State Department announced the U.S. position earlier on Thursday. . .

. . . The U.S. tried to portray a Palestinian state as something that “Hamas and its Iranian backers” would oppose, though Hamas denounced the U.S. veto.

Israel welcomed the veto. The Israeli government had argued against Palestinian statehood, either at the UN or outside of it, arguing that recognizing a Palestinian state in the present context would reward Hamas for terror.

This comes a couple of weeks after the US stabbed Israel in the heart by not vetoing another General Assembly vote which paved the way for "Palestinian" statehood. There's either no one at the helm or Commodore Decker has sealed himself on the Enterprise bridge and is intent on ramming us down the throat of the planet killer; that cheapo model on strings that resembles a Biden ice cream cone on end.

At least, to paraphrase Gil Scot Heron, they might have "lost Detroit." But for sure, they've lost Dearborn and possibly Minneapolis. Will they have regained some (most, all) of the self-gassing idiot Jews who had initially distanced themselves in the wake of 10/7 to come back and open their checkbooks for the DNC? TBD.

So, let's take a quick gander at the state of play on the RISK board:

IRAN – is going to have to respond to this, and with the abject failure of its mass aerial assault last weekend, I would imagine there will be some sort of mass combined ground and artillery attack from Hezbollah coming from Lebanon.

ISRAEL – no doubt sees this and perhaps is preparing some sort of preemptive strike on Iranian assets up north to blunt that attack, or whatever command and control assets Iran has up there and possibly in Iran itself. Combined ops of Mossad and Sayeret Matkal, the IDF's equivalent of the SEALs/Delta Force.

The Biden-Junta-controlled USA – in order to salvage the Muslim-Marxist voting base might have to somehow intervene militarily or otherwise assist Iran to defend itself if they catch wind of what Israel is going to do. Oh boy! Talk about getting hair mussed.

In any case, this may be anecdotal but remember that there is a lot of pent up hatred of the mullahs in Iran itself:

The Iranian police reportedly arrested Iranian national volleyball team player Mobina Rostami for condemning the Iranian attack on Israel:

Iranian national volleyball team player Mobina Rostami posted on her Instagram account: “As an Iranian, I am truly ashamed of the authorities’ attack on Israel, but you need to know that the people in Iran love Israel and hate the Islamic Republic.”

She was reportedly arrested shortly afterwards. One of the comments on her post came from an account associated with Iranian security forces, stating: “We will shove you in a bag.”

“Only God knows what fate awaits her,” her friends posted on social media.

No one knows where she is right now.

Pray for her. Pray for all the truly innocent Iranian people who think like her. Pray for Israel, Judeo-Christian civilization as well as for our personnel abandoned in Ni*er.

And Joey should only choke on a big fat slice of yellow cake. How fucked is this world with Obama or whoever pulling his strings?

BIDEN: "I made it clear to the Israelis — don't move on Haifa!"

. . . Biden has tried to pressure Israel not to enter Rafah, a city in Gaza on the Egyptian border that is thought to be the location of the last Hamas battalions, and the remaining Israeli hostages.

Haifa is considered Israel’s third city, after Tel Aviv and Jerusalem. It features a large port in a natural harbor. It is also seen as an example of coexistence between Arabs and Jews, and is a headquarters for the Baha’i faith.

My latest essay is up at Taki's Magazine. Please read and comment.

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1 Happy Fricking Friday

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2024 07:37 AM (ENQN6)

2 Thank you, JJ!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2024 07:37 AM (a1415)

3 I think the biggest news yesterday was there was no Thursday.

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 07:38 AM (vFG9F)

4 Don't start none, won't be none.......

Posted by: Israel at April 19, 2024 07:39 AM (QNSds)

5 That's a lotta links...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 19, 2024 07:40 AM (Jtce1)

6 Haaaaaaa they attacked on Khamenei's birthday.

Awesome.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 07:40 AM (GkFGh)

7 It's comforting to see your Morning Report JJ.
Thanks and you remain in my prayers.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2024 07:40 AM (LK9/j)

8 "arguing that recognizing a Palestinian state in the present context would reward Hamas for terror."

The reward is obliteration. Congratulations.

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 07:41 AM (vFG9F)

9 Bonjour cheesehead and thank you! Now, off to the gym. Your Taki essay was another good-to-read truth bomb. (Can I still say "bomb"?)

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 07:41 AM (MqOEd)

10 Willowed:

The worst was him shuffling in and he saw a little girl and stopped so quickly that it made his shoes squeak on the floor. It's bizarre.
Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 07:32 AM (WCiZg)
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And the sudden glee on his face when he saw her made it even stranger.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 07:37 AM (MqOEd)


The cherry on top was his arms out Schwing! pelvis thrust at her like he was some third rate Vegas lounge act.

Your President, Ladies and Gentlemen.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 19, 2024 07:42 AM (eDfFs)

11 Israel: do not tell Washington your plans

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 07:43 AM (oCjPU)

12 I want a member of the press to axe Joe about the Nigers in Niger and the military coup and forgotten US servicemen and also axe him about the Jews in Israel bombing Iran in Iran.

Nigers and Jews, Joe would go down in history with his answers.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2024 07:44 AM (cDEsv)

13 Hiya JJ !

And thank you !

AGAIN !!!

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 07:44 AM (T4tVD)

14 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 19, 2024 07:44 AM (ju2Fy)

15 9 Bonjour cheesehead and thank you! Now, off to the gym. Your Taki essay was another good-to-read truth bomb. (Can I still say "bomb"?)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 07:41 AM (MqOEd)


They changed my title. It was "86 All Control Agents."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2024 07:44 AM (x0n13)

16 Joe walked into the Wawa with all the authority of a nursing home patient with pantload.

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 07:45 AM (vFG9F)

17
I think Israel took out the Iranian equivalent of an Edward Teller or Robert Oppenheimer at home in bed asleep.

'Cause that's the best you can hope for, is to die in your sleep.

Posted by: Kenny Rogers at April 19, 2024 07:46 AM (RKVpM)

18 Good morning again dear morons and thanks for the MR JJ

I'd like to know more about targeting and BDA. Details seem hidden.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 07:46 AM (RIvkX)

19 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 19, 2024 07:47 AM (nR2nR)

20 >I'd like to know more about targeting and BDA. Details seem hidden.

Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Iran will announce it's just a flesh wound

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 07:48 AM (oCjPU)

21 Thank you JJ. Continued prayers for you.

That article about our troops in Niger contains this:
“Our troops are currently sitting on a powder keg caused by political indecision at the top of the Department of State and Department of Defense. With a military junta in charge — who detests our presence and considers us unserious and predatory”

Their junta sounds like our junta!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 19, 2024 07:48 AM (xT8gx)

22 Good morning JJ and horde
TGIF
does Friday Happy Dance 🕺

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 07:49 AM (V1/1/)

23 "Biden Claims He Prevented Israel from Invading Haifa — an Israeli City"
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Each time I read that I can't help but think "Well it worked, Israel didn't attack Haifa. Right?"

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2024 07:49 AM (LK9/j)

24
On Twitter/X I saw a video of a fire truck and ambulance in the Isfahan area heading somewhere in the dark. The Iranians will lie of course and deny any damage.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 07:49 AM (RKVpM)

25 Link-a-palooza!

Thanks, JJ.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 19, 2024 07:49 AM (4I/2K)

26 Nigers and Jews, Joe would go down in history with his answers.

More coffee...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2024 07:44 AM (cDEsv)

Thou didst almost cause me to spew my morning caffeine in laughter!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 19, 2024 07:50 AM (xT8gx)

27 Saw James O'Keefe video, not overly sure they are not the puppet masters as much as the Gate keepers.
Certainly could be wrong as someone is pulling the strings

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 07:51 AM (V1/1/)

28 I hope that this the one of many retaliatory strikes by Israel.

Posted by: dantesed at April 19, 2024 07:51 AM (88xKn)

29 23 "Biden Claims He Prevented Israel from Invading Haifa — an Israeli City"
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Each time I read that I can't help but think "Well it worked, Israel didn't attack Haifa. Right?"
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2024 07:49 AM (LK9/j)


Bibi should send out a press release to that effect. "We respected President Biden's wishes and vow to never attack Haifa."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2024 07:51 AM (x0n13)

30 "and for most of us who lived during the Cold War, almost anything that the CIA did to keep us one step ahead of the Soviets and to prevent the expansion of Communism was worth it. Yes, we used to read about the CIA’s suspected role in certain revolutions and assassinations, and we may have felt twinges of confusion or discomfort about some of these actions; but whatever CIA agents did, we told ourselves that they understood these matters better than we did and that their long-term motives were admirable"

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What a neat article. Imagine being able to look back with perfect clarity regarding what you are allowed to know about and being able to say almost everything was a bad idea, but still saying "It was worth it!" in 2024.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 07:53 AM (WCiZg)

31 Today's Blacklisted American: Former Trump Lawyer Already Disbarred in California Because He Took Trump's Case Now Blackballed by His Banks
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Seems to me the State is actively preventing Trump from exercising his Constitutional right to counsel.

Is there ANY Constitutional right that has NOT been violated in pursuit of Trump?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 07:53 AM (7fElN)

32 Nigers and Jews, Joe would go down in history with his answers. ...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2024 07:44 AM (cDEsv)
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I like where you're going with this.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 07:54 AM (RIvkX)

33 "Is there ANY Constitutional right that has NOT been violated in pursuit of Trump?"

Give it time....

Give it time.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2024 07:54 AM (a1415)

34 "As bad as this comes off, especially compared to Trump's Chick-fil-A visit last week, it's worse than you think. Every single moment of Biden's visit to the Wawa was staged. Even the cashier's tip was pre-planned."
Joe Biden Makes Staged Visit to a Wawa – And It Was Bad

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Warai-otoko had a threadwinner a few minutes ago and it wasn't even posted in this thread:

"It's a Philly area wawa. Secret service goes in advance and shuffles of anyone with a knife or gun, the place becomes a damn ghost town."

Posted by: Warai-otoko

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 07:54 AM (WCiZg)

35 Bro-Fo Omar’s Daughter Suspended from College for Involvement in Anti-Israel Encampment (Is the brother the father of the daughter? - jjs)
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Uncle-Daddy?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 19, 2024 07:55 AM (1bNHn)

36 Steeped in pseudo-academic theories such as postcolonialism and surrounded by left-wing ideologues who held America and Western civilization responsible for collective global sin, Obama sought to remake the Middle East map.

Translation
Making US and Israel poorer, weaker, and lesser will make the world a better place.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2024 07:56 AM (ENQN6)

37 ...felt twinges of confusion or discomfort about some of these actions; but whatever CIA agents did, we told ourselves that they understood these matters better than we did and that their long-term motives were admirable" ...
Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 07:53 AM (WCiZg)
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Who is this "we?"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 07:56 AM (RIvkX)

38 Bibi should send out a press release to that effect. "We respected President Biden's wishes and vow to never attack Haifa."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Ha! The ultimate troll.

Posted by: Biergood at April 19, 2024 07:57 AM (PwgSL)

39 Link to vid posted last night on Israeli attack.
Don't know how accurate. Also goings on in Gaza.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2nb4j3

Posted by: TeeJ at April 19, 2024 07:57 AM (71kwi)

40 "Israel Hits Bat at Iran in Retaliatory Strike"

That will teach them to hang around with terrorists.

Posted by: Big Penguin at April 19, 2024 07:58 AM (vFG9F)

41 Hossein Dalirian, a spokesman for Iran’s civilian space program, Goats in Space, claimed that the explosions were the results of three quadcopter drones that had been shot down, dismissing the threat Israel’s apparent retaliation posed to Iran.


Bhagdad Bob moved to iran.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 08:00 AM (sHgnb)

42 I do think the real big question mark is the official Iraqi statement.... will it be death to yadda yadda, or yeah we coordinated with Israel to strike Iranian elements entrenched in our territory?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 08:00 AM (GkFGh)

43 Yeah there's no way They send the enfeebled Biden into a roadside convenience store without emptying the place first


anyone in the shot who likes like a citizen is probably an actor

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 08:01 AM (oCjPU)

44 anyone in the shot who likes like a citizen is probably an actor
Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 08:01 AM (oCjPU)

Canadian Girlfriends

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 08:01 AM (GkFGh)

45 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at April 19, 2024 08:01 AM (53oGX)

46 >I do think the real big question mark is the official Iraqi statement....


it will be some version of 'we meant to do that'

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 08:02 AM (oCjPU)

47 According to a report from CBS News, "Biden ordered a classic-size Italian hoagie with American cheese and a black-white milkshake from the Delaware County-based convenience store that recently celebrated its 60th anniversary.

Ok, since I've gone to Wawa for some gas but never gone inside. What's a black-white milkshake?

Posted by: dantesed at April 19, 2024 08:02 AM (88xKn)

48 gotta be sure not to get eye rack and eye ran mixed up

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 08:03 AM (oCjPU)

49 For as nasty as they fought during GWII, i don't think Al-Sadr and his minions are completely insane. They're still running the joint over there, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 08:03 AM (GkFGh)

50
"Israel Hits Bat at Iran in Retaliatory Strike"

Bat Mitzvah?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 08:03 AM (RKVpM)

51 >Ok, since I've gone to Wawa for some gas but never gone inside. What's a black-white milkshake?

Posted by: dantesed


it's diverse

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 08:03 AM (oCjPU)

52 Yonder Horde
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IIRC the US has (had) a fairly large UAV - drone facility in Niger. It's called "Base 201" and is near the city of Agadez. Issues surrounding the types of missions and the targets resulted in the Niger government suspending flights some number of months ago.

Another junta screw-up.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2024 08:05 AM (Q4IgG)

53 Yeah there's no way They send the enfeebled Biden into a roadside convenience store without emptying the place first


anyone in the shot who likes like a citizen is probably an actor
Posted by: Don Black


Glowie.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 08:05 AM (sHgnb)

54 "Ok, since I've gone to Wawa for some gas but never gone inside. What's a black-white milkshake?

Posted by: dantesed


it's diverse"

It's topped with Cheez Whiz.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2024 08:06 AM (a1415)

55 I remember reading once that Al-Sadr and the Marines buried the hatchet for a few days and actually fought a joint operation against some little troupe of real crazy nutjobs, just to get them out of the way.

Probably from Michael Yon or one of them guys. I don't remember.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 08:06 AM (GkFGh)

56 Ok, since I've gone to Wawa for some gas but never gone inside. What's a black-white milkshake?

Posted by: dantesed


Probably something nasty assed like iced coffee and a vanilla shake.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 08:07 AM (sHgnb)

57 WTF do we have troops in Niger

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 08:07 AM (oCjPU)

58 Like the Auschwitz orchestra playing "The Merry Widow" in front of the gas chambers

I was thinking more along the lines of camp guards telling the allied troops that the Jewish prisoners were just pining for the fjords.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 19, 2024 08:07 AM (nR2nR)

59 Biden's handlers aren't going to let him talk about Niger.

Not with that stutter of his.

Posted by: davidt at April 19, 2024 08:08 AM (SYTee)

60 Oh, FFS.

Tchiani already told Victoria Nuland (quite literally) that she's too fat, that her regime in Niamey had run its course, that her puppet Bazoum was not going to be released under any circumstances, and that US financial and military assistance was no longer required in Niger.

His current assessment that the DC regime is "unserious and predatory" is correct - and, given that it both trained him and elevated him to flag rank in the first place, he'd be in a position to know it. His current demand for us to vacate is his right, since our status-of-forces agreement expired last month.

Brandon's handlers are deliberately putting these troops in harm's way, in hopes that Tchiani will get trigger happy and provide them with a pretext to overthrow his government, as revenge for him insulting their corpulent, toadlike warlord Nuland.

Our government is truly disgusting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 08:09 AM (0FoWg)

61 Good morning everyone. Thank you JJ for the hefty links and essaay up top.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 19, 2024 08:09 AM (VWqx0)

62 "Who is this we?"
Well San Fran, for the first going on forty years of my life I held the clowns and the fibbers in very high regard indeed.
Of course, I'm 69 now so...

Posted by: TeeJ at April 19, 2024 08:10 AM (71kwi)

63 as revenge for him insulting their corpulent, toadlike warlord Nuland.

Our government is truly disgusting.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 08:09 AM (0FoWg)

Here's a play:

Offer them Niger citizenship and a spot in their military with the same rank.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 08:11 AM (GkFGh)

64 43 Yeah there's no way They send the enfeebled Biden into a roadside convenience store without emptying the place first


anyone in the shot who likes like a citizen is probably an actor
Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 08:01 AM (oCjPU)


I gotta give Biden credit on this one. He managed to not sniff the little girls. (Is he maybe wearing a shock collar?)

Posted by: Emmie at April 19, 2024 08:11 AM (Sf2cq)

65 Get ready for the news spewers to say "KNEEEE-ZHAYYYY" as hard as they can.

Posted by: Warai-otoko longs to be in KEEEEEEV at April 19, 2024 08:13 AM (GkFGh)

66 Joe walked into the Wawa with all the authority of a nursing home patient with pantload.

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 07:45 A


The way I see him walk sometimes I am 85% confident that he just $hit himself.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 19, 2024 08:13 AM (QNSds)

67 "Not with that stutter of his."

He has trouble pronouncing the asterisk.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2024 08:13 AM (a1415)

68 So we're in Niger in order to better meddle in Niger's internal politics?


that sounds like U.S.

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 08:13 AM (oCjPU)

69 It's not a Color Revolution, it's a Revolution of Color, dammit!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 08:14 AM (GkFGh)

70 >anyone in the shot who likes like a citizen is probably an actor
Posted by: Don Black


'looks'
but you guys catch my drift, right

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 08:14 AM (oCjPU)

71 looks'
but you guys catch my drift, right
Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 08:14 AM (oCjPU)

My brain just autocorrects that shit, man, i don't even see it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 08:15 AM (GkFGh)

72 Apparently we have TWO air bases in Niger. And they're both in jeopardy.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2024 08:15 AM (YRsIm)

73 The way I see him walk sometimes I am 85% confident that he just $hit himself.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 19, 2024 08:13 AM (QNSds)

The Nadler Shuffle

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 19, 2024 08:16 AM (xT8gx)

74 Morning everyone, thx JJ. The Christian school teaching the Bible to public school students reminds me of my own elementary education. I went to a public school but every Wednesday at 2 we'd be let out early to go to CCD class at a local Catholic elementary school. I have no idea what non Catholics did for that hour and a half

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 19, 2024 08:17 AM (Wjvnb)

75 Nadler = one who nadles.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 08:17 AM (GkFGh)

76 So how's the construction going on the shiny new pier/port/cargo terminal/big fat target in Gaza?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 19, 2024 08:17 AM (Hg0Ue)

77 "Apparently we have TWO air bases in Niger. And they're both in jeopardy."

BRAC is relentless.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2024 08:17 AM (a1415)

78 It's National Garlic Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2024 08:17 AM (NpAcC)

79 looks'
but you guys catch my drift, right
Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 08:14 AM (oCjPU)

My brain just autocorrects that shit, man, i don't even see it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Fist bump. I didn't see it the first time. Didn't see it on the re-read. Only saw it on the re-re-read.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 08:17 AM (sHgnb)

80 Bro-Fo Omar’s Daughter Suspended from College for Involvement in Anti-Israel Encampment

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Suspended, but not expelled? Will she be back in a week?

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 19, 2024 08:18 AM (mupln)

81 And they're both in jeopardy.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2024 08:15 AM (YRsIm)
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FINAL JEOPARDY ANSWER:
"Brandon's handlers are deliberately putting troops in harm's way, in hopes that Tchiani will get trigger happy and provide them with a pretext to overthrow his government, as revenge for him insulting this corpulent, toadlike warlord."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 08:18 AM (7fElN)

82 78 It's National Garlic Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2024 08:17 AM (NpAcC)


"Phooey!!!!"

- - Bela Lugosi

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2024 08:18 AM (x0n13)

83 So we're in Niger in order to better meddle in Niger's internal politics?

that sounds like U.S.
Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 08:13 AM (oCjPU)

The stated purpose of the erstwhile status-of-forces agreement was for joint counterterrorism operations. But of course Victoria Nuland-Cartman hauled her prodigious ass to Niamey to protect whatever 10% our Big Guys were extracting from this destitute toilet of a country.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2024 08:18 AM (0FoWg)

84 "Suspended, but not expelled? Will she be back in a week?"

I think her mother and Father/Uncle first have to meet with the school.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2024 08:19 AM (a1415)

85 Why the US has military bases in Niger

The U.S. has a military presence in several African countries.

In Niger, the U.S. has had two military bases, called Air Base 101 and Air Base 201, and first started drone operations in 2013.

While Niger is one of the poorest countries in the world, its geographic location and natural resources have increased its importance to global powers. Specifically, Niger’s location gives the U.S. ability to engage in counterterrorism throughout much of West Africa.


-Military dot com

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 08:19 AM (oCjPU)

86 67 "Not with that stutter of his."

He has trouble pronouncing the asterisk.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2024 08:13 AM (a1415)


It looks like a little girl's anus so he drools when he sees it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2024 08:19 AM (x0n13)

87 I'm not one to go around licking strange fishes.

Posted by: Emily Litella at April 19, 2024 08:19 AM (vFG9F)

88 Who gets their uranium from Niger these days?

Posted by: davidt at April 19, 2024 08:20 AM (SYTee)

89 65 Get ready for the news spewers to say "KNEEEE-ZHAYYYY" as hard as they can.

So glad I never watch any of that stuff anymore.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 19, 2024 08:20 AM (Hg0Ue)

90 Today is actually the anniversary of my "wake up call."

Posted by: TeeJ at April 19, 2024 08:22 AM (71kwi)

91 Bartiromo just showed a vid of Granholm on The View pushing electric cars with tax credits. My IQ went down momentarily just listening to it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 19, 2024 08:22 AM (Wjvnb)

92 My IQ went down momentarily just listening to it
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 19, 2024 08:22 AM (Wjvnb)

They're basically hypnotoads

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 08:23 AM (GkFGh)

93 I have always been proud of my degree from the University of Southern California; my commencement speaker [mumble mumble] years ago was Jack Kemp. This year they’re having John Chu, some guy in the movie industry who went to USC. To their credit, they’ve cancelled the valedictorian’s speech because she’s a Jew hater and was gonna use the platform to denounce Israel’s “crimes” (in her mind, their mere existence I’m sure)…. I wonder if they’ll stick to their guns because already they’re being accused of “censorship”…. If you don’t want your commencement ruined by some raging Jew hate you’re in favor of censorship….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 19, 2024 08:24 AM (xT8gx)

94 Biden makes me think of the scene in "Sleeper", where Woody Allen holds up the nose of The Leader -- about to be cloned -- and threatens to shoot the nose with a gun.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 19, 2024 08:25 AM (RK5mk)

95 Trumps legal team is out of strikes for the remaining 5 alternates. So I expect all Trump haters that get their marching orders from Morning Joe and The View to be selected.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2024 08:26 AM (NpAcC)

96 Canadian Girlfriends
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That bitch! She told me she was just going out for some smokes!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 08:26 AM (vtyCZ)

97 We had "released time"on Wednesday afternoon to go to church Bible class in elementary school. This was in Brooklyn in the mid-60s. Walked about 10 blocks. There were no helicopter Moms, car lines, bus service, etc.

Posted by: Better Times at April 19, 2024 08:26 AM (V5BDR)

98 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 08:28 AM (9yWhg)

99 Bro-Fo Omar’s Daughter Suspended from College for Involvement in Anti-Israel Encampment

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Suspended, but not expelled? Will she be back in a week?
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 19, 2024 08:18 AM


Suspended-a sentence?!

Posted by: Bonasera at April 19, 2024 08:29 AM (Wnv9h)

100 "So I expect all Trump haters that get their marching orders from Morning Joe and The View to be selected. "

Might be an opening for appeal when convicted.

How long can a Trump-Hater hide their bias, and evidence of it?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2024 08:30 AM (a1415)

101
"Jury of his peers" is not very likely.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 08:30 AM (RKVpM)

102 Trumps legal team is out of strikes for the remaining 5 alternates. So I expect all Trump haters that get their marching orders from Morning Joe and The View to be selected.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2024 08:26 AM (NpAcC)

I’ve already prepared myself to expect a conviction. It seems inevitable to me, though I’m sure I’ll be shocked in the moment. The real question is what happens afterwards: do they immediately haul him off to jail? Allow secret service in jail with him? Even without jail, does the conviction cause a lot of stupid people to say “wow, he’s a criminal…. I was gonna vote for him but I can’t now”….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 19, 2024 08:30 AM (xT8gx)

103 Trumps legal team is out of strikes for the remaining 5 alternates. So I expect all Trump haters that get their marching orders from Morning Joe and The View to be selected.


This is all part of the Humiliation.
Then comes the Bankruptcy.
Then, most likely, an SS detail will finish the destruction of Trump.

It is far too obvious that the Left has taken full control and are making Trump the cat toy while they are constructing the camps and railways for the Christians.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 19, 2024 08:31 AM (4HcMG)

104 Twitchy has an interesting thread showing that the head of the CBC is basically an old intellectual twin of NPRs Maher. AWFLs of the world unite

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 19, 2024 08:33 AM (Wjvnb)

105 The stated purpose of our troops in Niger is "counter-terrorism" but that mission, especially with UAV's like the Predator could be performed from the "other" African base we have; Djibouti (Camp Lemonnier) used by the USN.

As said, we (the US) have been fomenting more color revolutions in Africa and, as usual, fucking it up.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2024 08:33 AM (Q4IgG)

106 Actually it's 12 people who aren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 19, 2024 08:33 AM (Hg0Ue)

107 104 Then, most likely, an SS detail will finish the destruction of Trump.

It is far too obvious that the Left has taken full control and are making Trump the cat toy while they are constructing the camps and railways for the Christians.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 19, 2024 08:31 AM (4HcMG)

The only question is if they do it in full broad daylight where people can see, or if they black-bag him somewhere private and do it there.

Posted by: XTC at April 19, 2024 08:34 AM (UnA8+)

108 All Glory to the Hypnotoad!

Posted by: davidt at April 19, 2024 08:34 AM (SYTee)

109 Breaking911 @Breaking911 16h
BIDEN: "Are you ready to choose freedom over democracy?! Because that's America."

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 08:35 AM (vtyCZ)

110
Biden's second term has plans to tax 'unrealized gains'. So if you hold a stock and it increases in value, you get taxed. If your home goes up in value, it gets taxed. Even if you sell neither.

I don't think it makes it past the Supreme Court but it's good to know what the 'income re-distributionists'' (cough Obama) have planned.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 08:36 AM (RKVpM)

111 Bibi should send out a press release to that effect. "We respected President Biden's wishes and vow to never attack Haifa."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2024 07:51 AM (x0n13)


Given that most Americans have no idea where Haifa is, this would be spun as a win for Biden.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 19, 2024 08:36 AM (nR2nR)

112 LOL.

Leading Report @LeadingReport 9h
BREAKING: RFK Jr.’s sister Kerry Kennedy tells America to “Vote for Trump.”

And then she corrects herself:

“Excuse me, “Vote for Biden.”

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 08:37 AM (vtyCZ)

113 Biden makes me think of the scene in "Sleeper", where Woody Allen holds up the nose of The Leader -- about to be cloned -- and threatens to shoot the nose with a gun.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 19, 2024 08:25 AM (RK5mk)
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But the ending is different. Biden gets saved by his CPAP mask.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 08:37 AM (eb5t2)

114 "So if you hold a stock and it increases in value, you get taxed. If your home goes up in value, it gets taxed. Even if you sell neither.
"

So how will one file for refunds on 'Unrealized Losses'?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2024 08:38 AM (a1415)

115
Verdict is already in on Trump

Now comes the trial, for appearances 🦘

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 08:38 AM (oCjPU)

116 BREAKING: RFK Jr.’s sister Kerry Kennedy tells America to “Vote for Trump.”

And then she corrects herself:

“Excuse me, “Vote for Biden.”
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 08:37 AM (vtyCZ)
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Flip-flop. No wonder her parents named her Kerry!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 08:38 AM (eb5t2)

117 "Verdict is already in on Trump

Now comes the trial, for appearances 🦘"

You have been charged with the following crimes.....

Before sentencing, how do you plead?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2024 08:39 AM (a1415)

118 Seems to me the State is actively preventing Trump from exercising his Constitutional right to counsel.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 07:53 AM (7fElN)


No, no... not the State. It's private organizations doing this. Totally above board and exactly the way non-fascists do things.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 19, 2024 08:40 AM (nR2nR)

119 How long can a Trump-Hater hide their bias, and evidence of it?

Do they? Its sort of like being a tranny, Vegan, Harvard grad, marathoner or into Cross-Fit - hating Trump is an identity more important than their own name.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 19, 2024 08:40 AM (4HcMG)

120 > I don't think it makes it past the Supreme Court but it's good to know what the 'income re-distributionists'' (cough Obama) have planned.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
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Yea, but "re-distributing" it to the junta and its cronies.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2024 08:40 AM (Q4IgG)

121
So how will one file for refunds on 'Unrealized Losses'?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2024 08:38 AM


Obama said nothing about believing in 'spreading the losses' around. Just other peoples wealth. The commie bastid.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 08:41 AM (RKVpM)

122 Leading Report @LeadingReport 16h
BREAKING: Biden has lost 14 points to Trump among likely voters under 30, according to a Harvard poll

Leading Report @LeadingReport 14h
BREAKING: Vocal Philly voter trashes Biden for supporting immigrants over Americans.

“We need Trump back.”
https://tinyurl.com/yw3u9b5r
1:19 minutes; illegals, Afghanistan, Biden's brain...

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 08:41 AM (vtyCZ)

123 Leading Report @LeadingReport 14h
BREAKING: Oklahoma House has passed a bill that would make illegal immigration a state crime and require them to leave the state within 72 hours of the date and time specified on a written order.

After that, the person would be prohibited from reentering the state.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 08:41 AM (vtyCZ)

124 Hossein Dalirian, a spokesman for Iran’s civilian space program, claimed that the explosions were the results of three quadcopter drones that had been shot down, dismissing the threat Israel’s apparent retaliation posed to Iran. Iran’s air defense systems were activated in several provinces after the explosions first rang out, state news outlet IRNA reported, according to CNN.
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Two things here, I think.

First, with the possible exception of Japan (and even that is questionable), there is no such thing as a nation state with a "civilian space program." Private outfits like SpaceX, sure - but even *that* is questionable given the number of military and spy satellites they launch for the US government. A nation state does not waste money on a space program without an ulterior motive - like cover for developing ballistic missiles or delivering intelligence or weapons payloads to orbit. That there are tons of civilian benefits is somewhat beside the point. None of it happens without significant strategic state interest. Bragging rights just aren't worth it.

Second, "Iran’s air defense systems were activated ... after the explosions first rang out" is a damning statement.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 08:42 AM (HnUIn)

125 Breaking911 @Breaking911 16h
BIDEN: "Are you ready to choose freedom over democracy?! Because that's America."
Posted by: andycanuck


Yes. Yes I am. Always choosing freedom.
All day, every day. And twice on Sundays.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 08:42 AM (sHgnb)

126
♪ There's battle-lines being drawn. ♪

Posted by: Buffalo Springfield at April 19, 2024 08:43 AM (RKVpM)

127 Jesse Watters
@JesseBWatters

This is why we do not have political trials in America

https://tinyurl.com/23k5xk8v

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2024 08:43 AM (NpAcC)

128 Leading Report @LeadingReport 11h
BREAKING: Texas Bar finds no evidence that former Trump attorney Sidney Powell violated "any ethical rule in filing four federal suits after the 2020 election.”

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 08:44 AM (vtyCZ)

129 "So if you hold a stock and it increases in value, you get taxed. If your home goes up in value, it gets taxed. Even if you sell neither.

Before the next fiscal year begins, if you haven't already, you should form a Trust and "sell" your home to the Trust at some obscenely high value (but the gap still under the $250k cap-gains limit), then you have years of inflation and other value raising vectors of protection.

I see opportunities to form non-profit housing co-ops, just need to work out the legal and tax issues to get around this plundering scheme out of Babylon DC

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 19, 2024 08:45 AM (4HcMG)

130 The White House is proud to announce that all bathrooms now have litter boxes, which aren't there, and are just a Christian Nationalist conspiracy theory.

Posted by: CNN Headlines of Tomorrow, Today at April 19, 2024 08:46 AM (UCSAm)

131 7 It's comforting to see your Morning Report JJ.
Thanks and you remain in my prayers.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2024 07:40 AM (LK9/j)

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+1

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 19, 2024 08:46 AM (JeYYB)

132 ♪ There's battle-lines being drawn. ♪
Posted by: Buffalo Springfield at April 19, 2024 08:43 AM (RKVpM)
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I was drawn years ago. Ever since, one side has been brutal, while the other side has mostly been rolling over.

It's getting late. Here's hoping no one has to vote harder in November.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 08:46 AM (eb5t2)

133 How long can a Trump-Hater hide their bias, and evidence of it?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2024 08:30 AM (a1415)
****
One woman already stated that she hated Trump's demeanor. She's been seated on the jury because Trump's team was out of strikes.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2024 08:47 AM (NpAcC)

134 Well Mr Pres since democracies frequently stomp on people's freedoms in the name of the majority, I'll choose freedom. Oh, and by the way, we are a Constitutional Republic you idiot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 19, 2024 08:47 AM (Wjvnb)

135
The Jury will be packed strictly with useful idiots, so yes, a conviction is all but guaranteed.

However-

Even if I were the Democrattiest Democrat and a juror for this show trial would I really want to place my stamp of approval on that kind of total misuse and illegal under our Constitution kind of power.

As a guy with a passing knowledge of history, I would not.

Once you behead the king, so to speak, it's open season on anyone and everyone else....Discount decapitations for all!

Even if they murder and destroy Trump, what normal can we as a society go back to? What's this Trumpless Utopia they expect?

You've approved 100% pure lawlessness for anything any action at all Our Betters wish to take.

Are you one of Our Betters? I doubt it.

You're just meat for the grinder and 50% of the new Really Impossible Biurger with the other 50% being cricket and mealworms.

Think, A-holes!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 19, 2024 08:47 AM (eDfFs)

136 BIDEN: "Are you ready to choose freedom over democracy?! Because that's America."

At least they have come forward and provided their definition of the word "democracy" - and that is: "one-party, totalitarian rule."

So when Pelosi, Schumer or some other Marxist sputters something about "our precious democracy" understand that they are referring to their own grip on total control of the police state.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 19, 2024 08:47 AM (4HcMG)

137 good morning, JJ, Horde

* scans populist and investigative journalist social media *

* scans Ace of Spades news *

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Posted by: callsign claymore at April 19, 2024 08:48 AM (JcnCJ)

138 ... the world has been destabilized, not only in the Middle East, but almost everywhere on the map as a result of the head-up-the-ass Ivy League/Kennedy School/Johns Hopkins-fueled delusions of the Foggy Bottom elites ...
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Yes, but the wider problem is a lot deeper. The world order is cracking up in real time. The American empire is finished. We're tapped out but even if we weren't, it's now too inconsistent, the goals too misaligned with national interest and we have a competence crisis at all levels.

The way I think of this is that we are in the opening stages of a vast, world-shaking rejiggering. The world, for all intents and purposes, ended in 2020 and we're in the opening stages of the aftermath. The deed is done. The world as we knew it no longer exists, and figuring out what the hell that means is extremely disruptive and dangerous.

Watching not only the fall of an empire, but the end of the world (they often but not always coincide) unfold in real time is quite interesting. "Chinese Curse" kind of interesting.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 08:48 AM (HnUIn)

139 (The author goes to great lengths to put Nixon in the most positive light and glosses over the consequences of his major failings. You be the judge - jjs)

I recently learned that Nixon had workable plans drawn up to make the US power grid 100% nuclear by 1980. That would’ve greatly blunted Middle Eastern influence on our energy supply and kneecapped the global warming crowd before they got started.

Unfortunately he created the NRC to oversee it and they staffed up with commies and immediately scuttled the plan.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 19, 2024 08:50 AM (FD5dr)

140 The United States used its veto on Thursday at the United Nations (UN) Security Council to block a Palestinian state from being declared unilaterally.
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Sincere question about this.

What difference does it make? If the UNSC recognizes a state or doesn't, what changes? The UN can say it's a state, but that doesn't mean that Israel or her Arab neighbors will, and they have the greatest interest. Does it unlock anything meaningful? Does it change the basis or quantity of aid, or enable "legitimate" weapons transfers or result in some kind of enforceable changes to treaties or anything like that?

In other words, does this actually *matter* in any way, or is it yet more UN nonsense that has no bearing on anything, whichever way it goes?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 08:50 AM (HnUIn)

141 We had "released time"on Wednesday afternoon to go to church Bible class in elementary school. This was in Brooklyn in the mid-60s. Walked about 10 blocks. There were no helicopter Moms, car lines, bus service, etc.
Posted by: Better Times

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That was before insane asylums were closed down by Kennedy and LBJ and the majority (D) Congresses in order to intentionally move crazy people into local communities to roam, rape, rob, kidnap, etc.

Oh, and reproduce. And now here we are, two generations after that genetic material has been spread throughout local communities, and you can see the results.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 08:50 AM (WCiZg)

142 The United States used its veto on Thursday at the United Nations (UN) Security Council to block a Palestinian state from being declared unilaterally.
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Sincere question about this.

What difference does it make?...

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I suspect a really big one is war could be easily waged against a state vs. oppressed, marginalized community withing a nation of Joooos.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 08:52 AM (WCiZg)

143 IRAN – is going to have to respond to this, and with the abject failure of its mass aerial assault last weekend, I would imagine there will be some sort of mass combined ground and artillery attack from Hezbollah coming from Lebanon.
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That would be my guess, but the wildcard there is that Hezbollah might not want to. Hezbollah is both busy and apparently fairly happy fighting its civil war in Lebanon. Engaging Israel outright would be high-risk, because if they lose on that front (not a guarantee, but it's where I'd put my money), they could lose Lebanon. It's likely an existential question for Hezbollah.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 08:52 AM (HnUIn)

144 Photo up top is disturbing.

Posted by: dantesed at April 19, 2024 08:52 AM (88xKn)

145
BREAKING: Biden has lost 14 points to Trump among likely voters under 30, according to a Harvard poll

Gonna take a whole lotta 'fortifying' to negate that.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 08:52 AM (RKVpM)

146 I’ve already prepared myself to expect a conviction. It seems inevitable to me, though I’m sure I’ll be shocked in the moment. The real question is what happens afterwards: do they immediately haul him off to jail? Allow secret service in jail with him? Even without jail, does the conviction cause a lot of stupid people to say “wow, he’s a criminal…. I was gonna vote for him but I can’t now”….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 19, 2024 08:30 AM (xT8gx)
*******
I have a feeling these jurors want to be famous for convicting Trump and throwing him in jail.
They will be heroes with the MSM like Christine Blasey Ford and E. Jean Carroll.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2024 08:53 AM (NpAcC)

147 The Biden-Junta-controlled USA – in order to salvage the Muslim-Marxist voting base might have to somehow intervene militarily or otherwise assist Iran to defend itself if they catch wind of what Israel is going to do. Oh boy! Talk about getting hair mussed.
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I strongly suspect that Israel is not sharing much real intelligence with the US at this point. Probably a lot of information sharing and most of it is legitimate and real, but I'd bet that they're not sharing anything about strategic direction or operational plans.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 08:53 AM (HnUIn)

148 Even if they murder and destroy Trump, what normal can we as a society go back to? What's this Trumpless Utopia they expect?

Clearly, the US is experiencing Mass Formation Psychosis, or in terms of Mimetic Theory, Mimetic Crisis. In a Mimetic Crisis, you have this large scale vicious circle where those in the Double Bind will compete to out-do the other (and there are a lot of others) where you have an irrational and obsessive focus on a single target. This is the scapegoat. The catharsis is to kill the scapegoat (which isn't really a scapegoat, but I didn't come up with the theory).

The problem isn't them humiliating, bankrupting and killing Trump - which they most certainly will do, its that the crisis itself is left untreated and they will quickly seek another focus, which will larger and even more ambitious - e.g. The Christian Church.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 19, 2024 08:54 AM (4HcMG)

149 A black and white milkshake is a type of ice cream shake made with vanilla ice cream and chocolate syrup.. The shake gets its name because the two flavors are swirled together to create a black-and-white effect.

AKA B Hussein Obama Shake

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2024 08:54 AM (ENQN6)

150 The world, for all intents and purposes, ended in 2020 and we're in the opening stages of the aftermath.

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I agree with this completely. I think it was the Great Reset, just like they said and had been planned. The only problem was that it was supposed to happen with Hillary in office. With Trump there a little wedge opened up and now lots of Americans are saying no, we don't want your plans.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 08:54 AM (WCiZg)

151 Watching not only the fall of an empire, but the end of the world (they often but not always coincide) unfold in real time is quite interesting. "Chinese Curse" kind of interesting.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 08:48 AM (HnUIn)

Late Bronze Age Collapse.

Posted by: davidt at April 19, 2024 08:55 AM (SYTee)

152 This week’s rainfall was [UAE]’s heaviest since record-keeping began in 1949.

But Muslim nations are so meticulous about their scientific endeavors! I'm shocked that they don't have records going back centuries!

/sarcasm

Posted by: pookysgirl, cello mom at April 19, 2024 08:55 AM (dtlDP)

153 Ha, ha! Just rike Hans Brix!

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 8h
NEW: North Korea mocks US envoy’s Asia trip by calling it the “aid-begging trip of a loser”.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 08:56 AM (vtyCZ)

154 This time, it's Niger. Wait, do I have to write that as Ni*er so I don't get sent to a gulag?

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All those cancelled since David Howard in '99 for using the word "niggardly" -- an adjective meaning "stingy" or "miserly" -- hardest hit.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 08:56 AM (q8LR6)

155 144 Photo up top is disturbing.
Posted by: dantesed at April 19, 2024 08:52 AM (88xKn)


. . . but accurate.

My job is done.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2024 08:56 AM (x0n13)

156 It's also,...
National Cat Lady Day. 🐈🐈‍⬛🐈

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2024 08:57 AM (NpAcC)

157 This week’s rainfall was [UAE]’s heaviest since record-keeping began in 1949.

But Muslim nations are so meticulous about their scientific endeavors! I'm shocked that they don't have records going back centuries!

/sarcasm
Posted by: pookysgirl, cello mom at April 19, 2024 08:55 AM (dtlDP)
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LOL. Not even we have records going back centuries. Neither do older countries. A lot of places have "records," but they're loose.

Tracking data across generations is something that only stupendously rich civilizations can do, and nobody's been *that* rich until fairly recently. The Arabs weren't that rich until extremely recently - like "within the living memory of a lot of people still alive right now" recently.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 08:57 AM (HnUIn)

158 I have a feeling these jurors want to be famous for convicting Trump and throwing him in jail.

I'm pretty sure that those in the book publishing industry already know who all the jurors are as contracts and ghost writers are being assigned.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 19, 2024 08:57 AM (4HcMG)

159 Hi JJ. How are you feeling. I haven’t been able to read the morning report for about 3 weeks. New job. Are you back back? How’s your health? I pray for you.

Posted by: Jaimo at April 19, 2024 08:57 AM (sLy0T)

160 So it's the 84 year old Iranian dude who's been in power since the Carter administration and the 81 year old creepy corrupt guy from Scranton who's been in elected office since the Carter administration. How does this story end?

Depends.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 19, 2024 08:58 AM (Hg0Ue)

161 My job is done.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2024 08:56 AM (x0n13)

Oh, I didn't say it was inaccurate just disturbing as hell.

Posted by: dantesed at April 19, 2024 08:58 AM (88xKn)

162 Tracking data across generations is something that only stupendously rich civilizations can do, and nobody's been *that* rich until fairly recently. The Arabs weren't that rich until extremely recently - like "within the living memory of a lot of people still alive right now" recently.

Didn't help in the data retention business when the Muslims kept burning down the libraries.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 19, 2024 08:58 AM (4HcMG)

163 @TheInsiderPaper 8h
NEW: North Korea mocks US envoy’s Asia trip by calling it the “aid-begging trip of a loser”.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 08:56 AM (vtyCZ)
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Ouch.

Sadly, this kind of statement is no longer something that one can just laugh at mock by default. I have no idea what they diplomatic mission was about, but I can no longer assume that a Kim statement about a US diplomatic effort is just inverted from reality and be 100% sure of being correct in that assumption.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 08:59 AM (HnUIn)

164 It's also,...
National Cat Lady Day. 🐈🐈‍⬛🐈
Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2024 08:57 AM (NpAcC)
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When is National Cat Dude Day? Or is that not a thing?

(If not, I blame the matriarchy!)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 08:59 AM (7fElN)

165 Photo up top is disturbing.
Posted by: dantesed at April 19, 2024 08:52 AM (88xKn)
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So just imagine an 11 year old girl in place of the mullah.

That's much better.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 08:59 AM (eb5t2)

166 Didn't help in the data retention business when the Muslims kept burning down the libraries.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 19, 2024 08:58 AM (4HcMG)
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Yeah, that tends to put a damper on things.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:00 AM (HnUIn)

167 Biden relaxes sanctions and Iran earns $35 billion in profit selling crude to China.
Iranian oil exports hit 6 year high.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2024 09:00 AM (ENQN6)

168 Didn't help in the data retention business when the Muslims kept burning down the libraries.

--

(buffs nails)

Posted by: General Ulysses S. Grant at April 19, 2024 09:00 AM (WCiZg)

169 However-

Even if I were the Democrattiest Democrat and a juror for this show trial would I really want to place my stamp of approval on that kind of total misuse and illegal under our Constitution kind of power.

As a guy with a passing knowledge of history, I would not.




Useful idiots never think it'll happen to them.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 09:00 AM (sHgnb)

170 This week’s rainfall was [UAE]’s heaviest since record-keeping began in 1949.

Is it really Climate Change™ when the record setting rainfall was initiated by cloud seeding?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 19, 2024 09:00 AM (4HcMG)

171 159 Hi JJ. How are you feeling. I haven’t been able to read the morning report for about 3 weeks. New job. Are you back back? How’s your health? I pray for you.
Posted by: Jaimo at April 19, 2024 08:57 AM (sLy0T)


Hey there. I am feeling no pain, not impaired in any way and my first surgical consult isn't until this coming Wednesday. So that they didn't put me at the head of the line is encouraging.

I'll know more then so hopefully the diagnosis and then prognosis will have me back up and running full tilt boogie.

Thanks for the good wishes and prayers!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2024 09:00 AM (x0n13)

172 When is National Cat Dude Day?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 08:59 AM (7fElN)
-

We have one in our neighborhood. He looks like what you'd imagine. Blech!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 09:01 AM (eb5t2)

173 Remembering Nixon’s Legacy 30 Years After His Death

Having actually attended Nixon’s 100th Birthday Party at the Mayflower in DC, I can tell you that according to Pat Buchanan, Nixon saw himself as a liberal.

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 09:01 AM (RHGPo)

174 When is National Cat Dude Day?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 08:59 AM (7fElN)
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Never. Any single man with a cat is hated by all.

And I am a single man with a cat. Great for keeping critters at bay.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:02 AM (HnUIn)

175 Maybe if we told Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants that Niger is holding Betty Crocker hostage, he'll launch a rescue mission for our trapped soldiers.

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Too late, J.J.

Like F. Joe Mugabe, I've heard that Betty Crocker has been stir crazy for decades ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 09:02 AM (q8LR6)

176 Thus always to tyrants.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 09:02 AM (WCiZg)

177 Having actually attended Nixon’s 100th Birthday Party at the Mayflower in DC, I can tell you that according to Pat Buchanan, Nixon saw himself as a liberal.
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 09:01 AM (RHGPo)
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He was.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:02 AM (HnUIn)

178 So it's the 84 year old Iranian dude who's been in power since the Carter administration and the 81 year old creepy corrupt guy from Scranton who's been in elected office since the Carter administration. How does this story end?

Depends.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty


That's a shitty way to look at it.

Oh, btw, ISWYDT. Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 09:02 AM (sHgnb)

179 When is National Cat Dude Day?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 08:59 AM (7fElN)
-

We have one in our neighborhood. He looks like what you'd imagine. Blech!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 09:01 AM (eb5t2)
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As the owner of 5 cats myself, I see one every time I look in the mirror....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 09:02 AM (7fElN)

180 ... my first surgical consult isn't until this coming Wednesday.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2024 09:00 AM (x0n13)
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Don't take the puberty blockers, no matter what the doc says!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 09:02 AM (eb5t2)

181 Hi JJ. How are you feeling. I haven’t been able to read the morning report for about 3 weeks. New job. Are you back back? How’s your health? I pray for you.
Posted by: Jaimo at April 19, 2024 08:57 AM (sLy0T)
==================
Look at that! JJS drawing comments from the only remaining living member of the Allman Brothers Band.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 19, 2024 09:02 AM (q3m2C)

182 Thanks for the good wishes and prayers!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2024 09:00 AM (x0n13)

Did you get a MRI or what? If this is too personal, please disregard the question.

Posted by: dantesed at April 19, 2024 09:03 AM (88xKn)

183 Hey there. I am feeling no pain, not impaired in any way and my first surgical consult isn't until this coming Wednesday. So that they didn't put me at the head of the line is encouraging.

I'll know more then so hopefully the diagnosis and then prognosis will have me back up and running full tilt boogie.

Thanks for the good wishes and prayers!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


You have my prayers.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 09:04 AM (sHgnb)

184 Biden dismantles Trump-era Title IX rules, sidesteps issue of trans athletes in girls' sports

https://tinyurl.com/5dff7u4h

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2024 09:04 AM (NpAcC)

185 When is National Cat Dude Day?

---------------

I'm feelin' good from my head to my shoes
Know where I'm goin' and I know what to do
I've tidied up my point of view
I got a new cattitude

I'm in control, my worries are few
'Cause I've got love like I never knew
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh
I got a new cattitude

/You're welcome for the earworm ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 09:04 AM (q8LR6)

186 TGIF!
Always great to see you, JJ!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2024 09:05 AM (cCVOS)

187 *sidesteps issue of trans athletes in girls' sports*

Men make the best women.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 19, 2024 09:05 AM (Hg0Ue)

188 Unless things really go sideways, this wi come down to tit-for-tat, who was willing to be hit last and decided to call it a day.

The U will again play no role other than call for Isreal to apologize. However, Biden's Dearbornistan will not be pleased.

See Cobert will be doing show from DNC and in Chicago. Gonna be lit

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 19, 2024 09:05 AM (FxH7T)

189 National Cat Dude Day?!

Wait, I'll go get dressed in my cat suit!

Posted by: Rep. Francis "Beatoff" O'Rourke at April 19, 2024 09:05 AM (q3m2C)

190 Look at that! JJS drawing comments from the only remaining living member of the Allman Brothers Band.
Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 19, 2024 09:02 AM (q3m2C)

So, Jaimo is just a ramblin man now.

Posted by: dantesed at April 19, 2024 09:05 AM (88xKn)

191 O/T, just bragging.

I finished my data entry for the past few days and per my tracking, I am closing in on -50 lbs since I put my nose to the grindstone late last year. It's Pesach on Monday and that will mark a setback - I do not intend to ruin the Seder by obsessing over my diet - but I will probably cross that threshold by this time next week.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:06 AM (HnUIn)

192 182 Thanks for the good wishes and prayers!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2024 09:00 AM (x0n13)

Did you get a MRI or what? If this is too personal, please disregard the question.
Posted by: dantesed at April 19, 2024 09:03 AM (88xKn)


I have had two, about 6 weeks apart. The second one is "concerning." But since these neurologists neurosurgeons read these things like a kid reads the Bazooka Joe comics and can see immediately a tumor or what have you, and have yet to tell me that that is what they're dealing with, is what I take as a positive.

Or, because of Obamacare, it's fatal and they waited to tell me. Gevalt!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2024 09:06 AM (x0n13)

193
That Gone With the Wind article is interesting.

That movie is the lovely and discerning Mrs naturalfake's favorite. She was really disappointed in missing the April 12th showing on the big screen.

Originally, not my kind of movie, but I've seen it several times now. (the lovely and discerning Mrs naturalfake's favorite, yo!)-

and have come to admire and enjoy it. Or, at least, significant parts of it. It's pure storytelling and characterizations are excellent.

I also think the handwringing over racism is way overblown in these stupid times. That era is in the far past and dead and never coming back. So-

I tend to look at the slavery as something that was of the time. Do I get all angry when I watch a show like "Rome" with its Germanic slaves? Do I howl at the indignity done my ancestors?

No. I do not. I realize things are a bit more complex than that, however-

People need to grow up. GWTW is not responsible for the failures in your life.

Watch it or don't, if it upsets you that much.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 19, 2024 09:06 AM (eDfFs)

194 The Great Firewall: China Orders Apple To Remove WhatsApp, Threads From App Store

"We are obligated to follow the laws..."

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 09:07 AM (RHGPo)

195 158 I'm pretty sure that those in the book publishing industry already know who all the jurors are as contracts and ghost writers are being assigned.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 19, 2024 08:57 AM (4HcMG)

The inevitable Netflix Movie is already being written.

Posted by: XTC at April 19, 2024 09:07 AM (UnA8+)

196 187 *sidesteps issue of trans athletes in girls' sports*

Men make the best women.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 19, 2024 09:05 AM (Hg0Ue)


"You bacha bazzi on that!"

- - Afghani men

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2024 09:07 AM (x0n13)

197 Biden dismantles Trump-era Title IX rules, sidesteps issue of trans athletes in girls' sports
https://tinyurl.com/5dff7u4h
Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2024 09:04 AM (NpAcC)
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Under the new rules, sex discrimination includes discrimination based on gender identity as well as sexual orientation.

Biden is also officially undoing sexual assault rules put in place by his predecessor and current election-year opponent, former President Donald Trump.

++++
Huh. The Biden Administration defends "rape culture" on campus! You heard it here first!

Title IX should just be eliminated.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:07 AM (HnUIn)

198 It's also,...
National Cat Lady Day. 🐈🐈‍⬛🐈
Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2024 08:57 AM (NpAcC)

Was watching "Friends" last evening. In one episode, they had a Halloween party and Monica dressed up as Cat-Woman.

Yowza!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 19, 2024 09:08 AM (T+Iwg)

199 I finished my data entry for the past few days and per my tracking, I am closing in on -50 lbs since I put my nose to the grindstone late last year.


Wow! You must have had a big nose! Mine is large, too.

Posted by: Beaker at April 19, 2024 09:08 AM (V5BDR)

200 You have my prayers.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2024 09:04 AM (sHgnb)

-------------

J.J. was immediately moved to the top of my ever-expanding prayer list. Getting old sucks ... until you consider the alternative, in which case gratitude abounds.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 09:08 AM (q8LR6)

201 Posted by: pookysgirl, cello mom



Does your kid play the cello? My son played it for a year or so in elementary school.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 09:08 AM (9yWhg)

202 The Great Firewall: China Orders Apple To Remove WhatsApp, Threads From App Store

"We are obligated to follow the laws..."
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 09:07 AM (RHGPo)
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They are, if they want to operate in the market. Never expect any company to "make a stand" in violation of a law. Here, there or anywhere.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:08 AM (HnUIn)

203 174 Never. Any single man with a cat is hated by all.

And I am a single man with a cat. Great for keeping critters at bay.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:02 AM (HnUIn)

Doesn't seem like something to admit on the Most Badass Blog on the Intertubes.

Posted by: XTC at April 19, 2024 09:09 AM (UnA8+)

204 Wow! You must have had a big nose! Mine is large, too.
Posted by: Beaker at April 19, 2024 09:08 AM (V5BDR)
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My big schnozz is part of my ethnic identity, thank you very much

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:09 AM (HnUIn)

205 It's 199 days till Election Day 11-05-24.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2024 09:09 AM (NpAcC)

206 Doesn't seem like something to admit on the Most Badass Blog on the Intertubes.
Posted by: XTC at April 19, 2024 09:09 AM (UnA8+)
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LOL. I am many things. "Badass" is not one of them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:10 AM (HnUIn)

207 Monica?
Not even close.

Posted by: Julie Newmar at April 19, 2024 09:10 AM (dg+HA)

208 "Biden Says His Uncle Was Eaten by Cannibals in WWII. The Military Begs to Differ"
==============

Also, Foreign Policy Expert and Lifelong Fighter for Rights of People of Color and H@ter of Ray-cism FJB angers People of Color in a key Pacific nation

DailyMail article today -
https://tinyurl.com/d4e7b5ss

'They wouldn't just eat any white men that fell from the sky': Outraged Papua New Guinea academics lash out at Biden's 'unacceptable' suggestion that cannibals ate his WW2 pilot uncle

Analysts branded Biden's comments as 'unsubstantiated and poorly judged'"

Other academics said his categorization of the cannibalism was 'very offensive'

FJB makes an FJB-blunder yet again!

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 09:10 AM (5fDan)

209 FAA to now require that reentry spacecraft get landing license before launch
=======================
The fricken FAA has done such an excellent job with their statutory job hiring and DEI training AT Controllers and overseeing Boeing and other aircraft manufacturers, that they have extra time to load on useless regulatory controls on a company that is figuring out the hardest flight engineering problems existing.

Biden Junta is Asshoe.

Posted by: Rep. Francis at April 19, 2024 09:10 AM (fnAb4)

210 National Guard Captain Testifies: Forced to Stand Down Until 5 pm on J6

National Guard whistleblower Captain Timothy Nick said the Guard was ready to go to the Capitol on January 6 to help the police but was told to stand down until after 5 pm, which was too late. The Secretary of the Army lied and claimed he made calls to the National Guard, but he did not.

... this looks more and more like a reason to disperse Congress so damaging evidence of fraud could not be introduced at the presidential vote procedure, then skipped when they reconvene.

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 09:11 AM (RHGPo)

211 I finished my data entry for the past few days and per my tracking, I am closing in on -50 lbs since I put my nose to the grindstone late last year. It's Pesach on Monday and that will mark a setback - I do not intend to ruin the Seder by obsessing over my diet - but I will probably cross that threshold by this time next week.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:06 AM (HnUIn)
-

About 22 lbs. here since last June. Not worried about a few goodies here and there. I just watch portion sizes and won't be crunching down Matza for 7 days straight (8 days outside of Israel).

Gotta go. Be happy and healthy, Horde, in spite of everything the evil forces among us try to do.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 09:11 AM (eb5t2)

212 Furry sock removal

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 09:11 AM (fnAb4)

213 Huh. The Biden Administration defends "rape culture" on campus! You heard it here first!

------------

Not to mention enabling -- nay, encouraging -- the serious rape culture of women and children being trafficked across the border hourly for over three years now.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 09:11 AM (q8LR6)

214 Good for you on the weight loss, Joe Mannix. It really is a hard thing to do. I lost about 50 pounds over the course of about 5 years, and even at that leisurely rate it was hard.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 09:11 AM (9yWhg)

215 It's 199 days till Election Day 11-05-24.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2024 09:09 AM (NpAcC)

I guess I better leave town before all hell break loose.

Posted by: dantesed at April 19, 2024 09:12 AM (88xKn)

216
and have come to admire and enjoy it. Or, at least, significant parts of it. It's pure storytelling and characterizations are excellent.

-

On a drive recently I heard someone discussing King Kong and how it was a theatrical masterpiece in large part because the director didn't want a man in a gorilla suit, and how the proportions of Kong kept changing throughout the film.

They discussed the enormous torso and hand that was made but IIRC they weren't sure if they'd use it or be able to finish the film since it was in the middle of such hard economic times.

The conversation was about a recent book IIRC, and it sounded really interesting. I need to re-watch King Kong soon.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 09:12 AM (WCiZg)

217 I recently learned that Nixon had workable plans drawn up to make the US power grid 100% nuclear by 1980.

100% is folly because nukes are base load (constant supply) not peaker plants, and simple observation of demand curves over time would reinforce the idea of oversupply, unless the excess was used for desalination, pumping or some other activity that can be intermittent. (like Bitcoin generation)

Furthermore, a pure nuclear, or any other fuel system is incompatible with competing power auctions which are held every few minutes in most RTOs. With today's MBAs who don't know how to increase productivity but only can "cut costs" (mostly through deferred maintenance and short-cuts), this only means a degrade ability to generate power with no upgrades or new supplies being built due to the non-competitiveness of a single fuel energy source.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 19, 2024 09:12 AM (4HcMG)

218 Analysts branded Biden's comments as 'unsubstantiated and poorly judged'"

Other academics said his categorization of the cannibalism was 'very offensive'


I was kind of hoping since that story first hit that the woke-industrial complex would decide that even though he's got the (D) he was still being offensive about sacred indigenous populations. And it seems to be happening. LOLOLOL. *throws popcorn in the microwave*

Posted by: Ian S. at April 19, 2024 09:12 AM (P9pDS)

219 >>Fentanyl isn't the scourge. 60-plus years of the Leftist's intentional societal degeneracy that led to fentanyl is the real scourge - jjs


Hell, pot is doing damage, too. Two kids on my block - both were bright young boys - got into heavy pot-smoking in their teen, both then had schizophrenic breakdowns. Futures gone, now a burden to their parents who will spend the rest of their lives managing them.

Obviously this doesn't happen to every person who uses pot, but it is bad for kids' developing brains in general, and it is associated with mental illness (people with disposition for/issues of schizophrenia or whatever in their family), that is may trigger it.

All part of our current culture of "Not feeling fabulous? Take a pill, a puff, a snort, a shot to boost your spirits!"

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2024 09:12 AM (cCVOS)

220
It's 199 days till Election Day 11-05-24.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2024 09:09 AM


I trust you checked the date and number of remaining days carefully. In Obama's third term they're putting people in jail for less then that.

In his fourth term it's to the camps.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 09:12 AM (RKVpM)

221 ... 'They wouldn't just eat any white men that fell from the sky': Outraged Papua New Guinea academics lash out at Biden's 'unacceptable' suggestion that cannibals ate his WW2 pilot uncle ...
Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 09:10 AM (5fDan)
++++
This raises some questions for me, purely out of academic interest.

What *were* the requirements for eating someone? If "any white men that fell from the sky" were not eligible for consumption, what would make them eligible? What makes someone a target for barbecuing?

Inquiring minds want to know!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:12 AM (HnUIn)

222 "As the owner of 5 cats myself, I see one every time I look in the mirror....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel "

Owner?

Posted by: the cats at April 19, 2024 09:13 AM (vFG9F)

223 ... this looks more and more like a reason to disperse Congress so damaging evidence of fraud could not be introduced at the presidential vote procedure, then skipped when they reconvene.
Posted by: SMOD

-

Yep. That's almost certainly why it was timed like it was. The "rioters" supposedly walked away from what they'd driven hours to see and hear and started the party before Trump's speech ended, which is absurd.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 09:14 AM (WCiZg)

224 I have had two, about 6 weeks apart. The second one is "concerning." But since these neurologists neurosurgeons read these things like a kid reads the Bazooka Joe comics and can see immediately a tumor or what have you, and have yet to tell me that that is what they're dealing with, is what I take as a positive.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

It sounds positive to me!

Posted by: Biergood at April 19, 2024 09:14 AM (PwgSL)

225 Good Lord. The NPR woman just puts all the woke words in a blender and hits frappe'.

Still good looking, though.

https://tinyurl.com/yc4bs9kz

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 09:14 AM (CsUN+)

226 Democrat and Peekskill Common Council member and Housing Authority Board member Rob Scott, 44, has been arrested and charged with forging signatures of deceased voters on his election petition. Scott tried to bump up his numbers to secure a spot on the ballot for the Westchester County Board of Legislators, which ultimately backfired.

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 09:14 AM (RHGPo)

227 It's 199 days till Election Day 11-05-24.

It isn't the number of days between now and the alleged Election Day, its the probability of an Election even being held that most interests me.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 19, 2024 09:14 AM (4HcMG)

228 > FAA to now require that reentry spacecraft get landing license before launch
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Splashdown

Your license is revoked.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 19, 2024 09:14 AM (Q4IgG)

229 OT: So did Israel attack Iran directly with drones today? Very sketchy reporting so far, and no confirm from Israel yet...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 19, 2024 09:15 AM (exHjb)

230 Want badass? Well, check out this great video from the ONT
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In honor of Lexington and Concord, let us consider an American badass.

https://youtu.be/rDo6x0MhERE?si=Ea87O15Ll6kRoUBU

Get off his lawn.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 03:20 AM (Wnv9h)

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 09:15 AM (fnAb4)

231 On Wednesday, Biden claimed that his uncle Ambrose Finnegan crashed on an island in New Guinea and was eaten by cannibals.

“He got shot down in an area where there were a lot of cannibals at the time,” Biden initially told reporters. He was visiting a war memorial in his hometown of Scranton, Pa., that bears his uncle's name.

“They never recovered his body, but the government went back when I went down there and they checked and found some parts of the plane.”

It's a good story. Too bad it's not even close to the truth.

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 09:15 AM (RHGPo)

232 206 LOL. I am many things. "Badass" is not one of them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:10 AM (HnUIn)

Horde Members are allowed to not be badasses?

Posted by: XTC at April 19, 2024 09:15 AM (UnA8+)

233 In any case, on the broader diplomatic front of this brewing war, the Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants banana-in-the-tailpipe junta might have totally screwed itself ...

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My man! Three, three, three memes in one ... brought to you by AoSHQ.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 09:15 AM (q8LR6)

234 Praying for you JJ.!
Thank you so much for all you do to make us laugh, informed and our blood pressure soar. 🙏

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2024 09:15 AM (NpAcC)

235 FAA to now require that reentry spacecraft get landing license before launch
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The fricken FAA has done such an excellent job with their statutory job hiring and DEI training AT Controllers and overseeing Boeing and other aircraft manufacturers, that they have extra time to load on useless regulatory controls on a company that is figuring out the hardest flight engineering problems existing. ...
Posted by: Rep. Francis at April 19, 2024 09:10 AM (fnAb4)
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I wonder what the legal justification is given that nobody (I don't think) operates a land-return spacecraft anymore. Yes, I know we're post-law, but all of this nonsense has *some* paper-thin legal justification.

If it's going to land in the sea, what's the justification? "If you launch from here, you shall comply?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:15 AM (HnUIn)

236 Hell, pot is doing damage, too. Two kids on my block - both were bright young boys - got into heavy pot-smoking in their teen, both then had schizophrenic breakdowns. Futures gone, now a burden to their parents who will spend the rest of their lives managing them.

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People insist pot is non-addictive and doesn't cause any more harm than anything else, but for some weird reason the stereotype of a pothead has existed for decades and everyone knows a few losers from high school that remained losers as adults because of pot.

I haven't checked but I assume it's tied to the 1963 Communist Goals.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 09:16 AM (WCiZg)

237 Good Lord. The NPR woman just puts all the woke words in a blender and hits frappe'.

I love the irony of her self-gassing cis-whiteness and her bleached blond hair.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 19, 2024 09:16 AM (4HcMG)

238 >>On a drive recently I heard someone discussing King Kong and how it was a theatrical masterpiece in large part because the director didn't want a man in a gorilla suit, and how the proportions of Kong kept changing throughout the film


Pfftttt!
*shakes head*

Posted by: Andy Serkis at April 19, 2024 09:16 AM (cCVOS)

239 I need to re-watch King Kong soon.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


One of my favorite movies since I was a kid. Fathom Events had it out in theaters in 2020, right before the lockdowns, and I was at last able to see it on the big screen. It was genuinely scary. They did a great job with Kong -- he's terrifying, and yet genuinely sympathetic.

Oh, and Fay Wray was a babe.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 09:16 AM (9yWhg)

240 Good Lord. The NPR woman just puts all the woke words in a blender and hits frappe'.

Still good looking, though.

https://tinyurl.com/yc4bs9kz
Posted by: Archimedes

I'm convinced all of those NPCs have a chip embedded in their body somewhere that gets a code patch every two weeks or so to keep them updated on the proper terms for the message.

Posted by: Biergood at April 19, 2024 09:17 AM (PwgSL)

241 People insist pot is non-addictive and doesn't cause any more harm than anything else, but for some weird reason the stereotype of a pothead has existed for decades and everyone knows a few losers from high school that remained losers as adults because of pot.

Does pot transform people into Losers, or does dope lure Losers?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 19, 2024 09:17 AM (4HcMG)

242 Naturally, the Biden campaign had to respond so they sent him to a Wawa in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, with Mayor Cherelle Parker. According to a report from CBS News, "Biden ordered a classic-size Italian hoagie with American cheese and a black-[and-]white milkshake from the Delaware County-based convenience store that recently celebrated its 60th anniversary."

Because, you know, he's a regular guy.

But the stop was another bust. Video from the visit showed that the only fans Biden had at the event were those in the media covering the campaign stop, and what made it even more hilarious is that Biden struggled to close his takeout box before ordering one of this handlers to take the box so he could order a milkshake.

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 09:17 AM (RHGPo)

243 Morning.

This is a couple of weeks old but Dave Rubin shared a clip of the son of a Hamas co-founder on Dr. Phil 'splaining sone shit to this little pro-Pali twat.

https://youtu.be/2E3vkVmbbRA

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2024 09:18 AM (JAhdn)

244 232 206 LOL. I am many things. "Badass" is not one of them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:10 AM (HnUIn)

Horde Members are allowed to not be badasses?
Posted by: XTC at April 19, 2024 09:15 AM (UnA8+)


Badass-less chaps. Literally . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2024 09:18 AM (x0n13)

245 Good Lord. The NPR woman just puts all the woke words in a blender and hits frappe'.

Still good looking, though.

https://tinyurl.com/yc4bs9kz
Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 09:14 AM (CsUN+)
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"Free Speech" perpetuates bad think.

What a beotch. Who dragged this idiot in from the rain and gave her a job?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 09:18 AM (fnAb4)

246 Does pot transform people into Losers, or does dope lure Losers?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure

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Yes and yes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 09:18 AM (WCiZg)

247 179
As the owner of 5 cats myself, I see one every time I look in the mirror....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 09:02 AM (7fElN)
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Piker!

Posted by: Ciampino - WhatsUp? Catsup! at April 19, 2024 09:18 AM (qfLjt)

248 Do you think Iran will not respond to an attack on its soil? It will have to counter and then the US and Europe are likely to get drawn in. All western leaders begged Netanyahu not to this.

They begged Netanyahu not to. All they do is beg. (Then send money and weapons.) And the ethnic cleansing of Palestine grinds on.

Israel has not "ethnically cleansed" the 20% of its citizens who are Arabs. But, it is fighting a war against the Iranian backed terrorists who have and still are attacking Israel.

Ethnic cleansing is the polite term. Most call it genocide. And killing over 13,000 children is not self defense. This is now what Israel will be famous for. Thirteen thousand dead children. Killed for being Palestinian.

Polite? A more accurate word would be "biased." The Hamas war headquarters are in underground tunnels and bunkers beneath (and sometimes inside) civilian sites. It is intentional on the part of Hamas in order to protect themselves at the expense of their own civilians.

people concerned about civilians, direct anger at the Hamas cowards who hide behind civilians to save their own murderous hides.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 19, 2024 09:18 AM (JCZqz)

249 Just saw the "Newark" photo from Ace's evening post last night.

LOL.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 19, 2024 09:19 AM (wtvvX)

250 People insist pot is non-addictive and doesn't cause any more harm than anything else, but for some weird reason the stereotype of a pothead has existed for decades and everyone knows a few losers from high school that remained losers as adults because of pot.

Part of it's that pot has gotten significantly stronger than it was when the 29 year olds fiddled with it in the 60s/70s/80s so they still think it's relatively harmless but it's actually closer to a hard drug now.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 19, 2024 09:19 AM (OyOhQ)

251 239 Oh, and Fay Wray was a babe.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 09:16 AM (9yWhg)

Are you Johnnie Ray?
Are you Slim Ray?
Are you Fay Wray?

Who wants to know?
Who wants to know?

Posted by: XTC at April 19, 2024 09:19 AM (UnA8+)

252 Joe Biden considers his Uncle to be a real human shit-stain in the loincloth of life.

The whole damn family is no good.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2024 09:19 AM (a1415)

253 I'm convinced all of those NPCs have a chip embedded in their body somewhere that gets a code patch every two weeks or so to keep them updated on the proper terms for the message.
Posted by: Biergood at April 19, 2024 09:17 AM (PwgSL)
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They do. It's called "the academic milieu."

Academic language is an ecclesiastical language derived from mid-century postmodern philosophy. Once you learn the language, you just ... speak it. If you keep running in those circles, you'll remain abreast of the new vocabulary through osmosis and it's easy to do because you already know the new language's rules. We have new words all the time in the main language, too and it's effortless to pick up on them in you run the circles where they appear.

Same thing with "corporatespeak," which is another ecclesiastical language.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:19 AM (HnUIn)

254 But the stop was another bust. Video from the visit showed that the only fans Biden

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NOW WE'RE TALKING!
- Hundo Biden, Esquire

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 09:19 AM (WCiZg)

255 Biden claimed ...
It's a good story. Too bad it's not even close to the truth.


There, I saved you some time. This is universally applicable.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 09:20 AM (CsUN+)

256 "As the owner of 5 cats myself, I see one every time I look in the mirror....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel "

People call you 'Karen', no?

Posted by: dantesed at April 19, 2024 09:20 AM (88xKn)

257 And NPR lady is far from good looking. She looks like someone stuck a hot poker up her ass when she's talking, and making her repeat a bunch of random woke words without logical connection or meaning.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 09:20 AM (fnAb4)

258 It is intentional on the part of Hamas in order to protect themselves at the expense of their own civilians.

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Wait.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 09:20 AM (WCiZg)

259 Praying for you JJ.!
Thank you so much for all you do to make us laugh, informed and our blood pressure soar. 🙏
Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2024 09:15 AM (NpAcC)

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 09:20 AM (T4tVD)

260 180 ... my first surgical consult isn't until this coming Wednesday.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2024 09:00 AM (x0n13)
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Don't take the puberty blockers, no matter what the doc says!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 09:02 AM (eb5t2)
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Is estrogen prescribed for prostate cancer?

Posted by: Ciampino - Prostate Prostrate !! at April 19, 2024 09:20 AM (qfLjt)

261 Remember when Barcelona declared independence from Spain and the Euros just arrested the local politicians?

Assuming they are out of jail now it would be amusing if Israel naturalized one of those guys and made him their ambassador to the UN/EU.

Note: Barcelona has a *well defined* reason for independence - they were a separate kingdom until the 1500s.

"Palestine" has never existed unless we go back in time to the Jewish kingdoms in Israel.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 09:20 AM (ibTVg)

262 Pot leads to schizo breakdowns? Am I in a 1950s PSA movie? 🤣

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 09:21 AM (tpjlM)

263
People insist pot is non-addictive and doesn't cause any more harm than anything else, but for some weird reason the stereotype of a pothead has existed for decades and everyone knows a few losers from high school that remained losers as adults because of pot.

Yeah, I knew a guy who smoked pot all the time in HS. He ended up high as a kite one night, lost control of his brand new car, and plowed head on into a car in the other lane. Other driver was found impaled on steering wheel. I checked up on him recently. He died 20 years ago. Hopefully still carrying the burden of murdering a husband and young father because of his drug use.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 09:21 AM (RKVpM)

264 They begged Netanyahu not to. All they do is beg. (Then send money and weapons.) And the ethnic cleansing of Palestine grinds on.
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Optimism at DU!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 09:21 AM (fnAb4)

265 Video from the visit showed that the only fans Biden had at the event were those in the media

If Biden had an OnlyFans, the subscribers would definitely be predominately members of the media. Fact check true.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 19, 2024 09:21 AM (OyOhQ)

266 On Wednesday, Biden claimed that his uncle Ambrose Finnegan crashed on an island in New Guinea and was eaten by cannibals.

If Trump was a pathological liar like Biden, the story Trump would tell would be where his uncle parachuted onto an island in New Guinea and ate the tribal leaders until he was commander of the island.

Betas got to beta.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 19, 2024 09:22 AM (4HcMG)

267 Israel has not "ethnically cleansed" the 20% of its citizens who are Arabs. But, it is fighting a war against the Iranian backed terrorists who have and still are attacking Israel.

.. Iran is not primarily composed to Arabs, but rather they are Persians (and proud of it)

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 09:22 AM (RHGPo)

268 If Trump was a pathological liar like Biden, the story Trump would tell would be where his uncle parachuted onto an island in New Guinea and ate the tribal leaders until he was commander of the island.

Betas got to beta.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 19, 2024 09:22 AM (4HcMG)
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LOL. Grampa Trump, the Pirate King!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:22 AM (HnUIn)

269 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Guy That Yells Ranch Dressing at April 19, 2024 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)

270 Same thing with "corporatespeak," which is another ecclesiastical language.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Corporatespeak is a great example. I'm guilty of using this myself.

Posted by: Biergood at April 19, 2024 09:22 AM (PwgSL)

271 Two biggest stoners I knew growing up ended up as a high end lawyer and a diplomat respectively Wait maybe you’re right and it does cause mental illness after all. 😉

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 09:23 AM (tpjlM)

272 mass combined ground and artillery attack from Hezbollah coming from Lebanon.

What? You mean like a flotilla of Afghani badged Toyotas or something?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 09:23 AM (IG4Id)

273 Maybe we can dress up a goat to resemble Marylin Monroe, replete with full burqa-witz, and get it to bleat "Happy Birthday" in a sultry manner. Or we can deliver Rashida Tlaib on a silver platter with an apple in her mouth. Same difference.


Nah. I'm betting, even in her current state, Monroe is hotter. And Khamenei would agree.

Posted by: Guy That Yells Ranch Dressing at April 19, 2024 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

274 The whole damn family is no good.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2024 09:19 AM (a1415)
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A little hot sauce and he wasn't completely terrible, but to each his own.

Posted by: New Guinea Tribesman at April 19, 2024 09:24 AM (fnAb4)

275 272 mass combined ground and artillery attack from Hezbollah coming from Lebanon.

What? You mean like a flotilla of Afghani badged Toyotas or something?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 09:23 AM (IG4Id)


Or the 155 Howitzers and Bradleys we left behind in Afghanistan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2024 09:24 AM (x0n13)

276 No one claimed pot use negated family connections.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 09:24 AM (WCiZg)

277 ...Same thing with "corporatespeak," which is another ecclesiastical language.

That is an astute and concise observation of Woke Speak.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 19, 2024 09:25 AM (4HcMG)

278 A little hot sauce and he wasn't completely terrible, but to each his own.
Posted by: New Guinea Tribesman at April 19, 2024 09:24 AM (fnAb4)
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It's a good thing that the art thread is coming soon, because we just had the threadwinner for this one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:25 AM (HnUIn)

279 Yeah, I knew a guy who smoked pot all the time in HS. He ended up high as a kite one night, lost control of his brand new car, and plowed head on into a car in the other lane. Other driver was found impaled on steering wheel



Good thing you never hear stories like this about people who drink.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 09:25 AM (tpjlM)

280
Part of it's that pot has gotten significantly stronger than it was when the 29 year olds fiddled with it in the 60s/70s/80s so they still think it's relatively harmless but it's actually closer to a hard drug now.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 19, 2024 09:19 AM


When my brother-in-law was in the final months of dealing with stage 4 metastatic cancer he scored some of the current weed. He said he took one hit and couldn't move for 20 minutes.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 09:25 AM (RKVpM)

281 If Biden had an OnlyFans, the subscribers would definitely be predominately members of the media. Fact check true.
Posted by: Ian S.
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Hat tip to you. Heh.

Posted by: scampydog at April 19, 2024 09:25 AM (2bFN5)

282 Drunks are losers too and rejected by polite culture. Weird how society is allowed to say that out loud.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 09:26 AM (WCiZg)

283 At least, to paraphrase Gil Scot Heron, they might have "lost Detroit."

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Never heard that song -- nor about the "speculation at the time that a crushed beer can in the works had caused a partial fuel meltdown in '66 at the Fermi 1 nuclear plant mishap in Monroe County) before -- thanks.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 19, 2024 09:26 AM (q8LR6)

284
Good thing you never hear stories like this about people who drink.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 09:25 AM


Sorry to disappoint but I have zero stories to tell of HS classmates who killed anyone with their vehicle after drinking.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 09:26 AM (RKVpM)

285 Where, in his dying brain, does Biden come up with these bizarre stories?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 19, 2024 09:26 AM (ewqMN)

286 @221 I think discussion of cannibalism ethics and food preparation is probably better discussed in a Gainzzz thread

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 19, 2024 09:26 AM (Wjvnb)

287 People insist pot is non-addictive and doesn't cause any more harm than anything else, but for some weird reason the stereotype of a pothead has existed for decades and everyone knows a few losers from high school that remained losers as adults because of pot.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 09:16 AM (WCiZg)


I suspect it is, in large part, like alcohol. Some people can handle it, some can't. Add in the fact that it's been changed to be more potent over time and you've gone from the equivalent of kids having a beer to kids downing shots of 151.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 19, 2024 09:26 AM (nR2nR)

288 Same thing with "corporatespeak," which is another ecclesiastical language.



I’ll circle back on this with you when we can come up with a synergistic strategy to engage our stakeholders on the issue.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 09:27 AM (tpjlM)

289 I suspect it is, in large part, like alcohol. Some people can handle it, some can't. Add in the fact that it's been changed to be more potent over time and you've gone from the equivalent of kids having a beer to kids downing shots of 151.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

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Yep. Pot was already making decent kids losers when it was crappy skunkweed, and then they made it stronger.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 09:27 AM (WCiZg)

290 I’ll circle back on this with you when we can come up with a synergistic strategy to engage our stakeholders on the issue.
Posted by: Montec
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I'll respond under separate cover.

Posted by: scampydog at April 19, 2024 09:28 AM (2bFN5)

291 Exclusive: Russia tightens officials' travel rules due to fears over secrets, sources say

"You can't go anywhere at all, not even to Uzbekistan or Belarus for the May holidays," said one source. -snip- Russia is making overseas travel harder for some officials due to fears that foreign powers may try to gain access to state secrets during the worst crisis in relations with the West for more than 60 years, nine sources told Reuters. The Federal Security Service (FSB) is putting pressure on employees across government ministries not to leave Russia at all, even to visit so-called 'friendly' countries that have not imposed sanctions against Moscow, the sources said.

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 09:28 AM (RHGPo)

292 Wow......another first comment strike.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2024 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

293 Same thing with "corporatespeak," which is another ecclesiastical language.



I’ll circle back on this with you when we can come up with a synergistic strategy to engage our stakeholders on the issue.


Don't silo me, man.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2024 09:28 AM (CsUN+)

294 I would just like to say (after reading about Columbia U) that I am glad I do not have a hateful, anti semetic, ignorant kid going to college. His university has not had any anti Israel rallies and my son has taken out numerous books on the Holocaust, and when he's here he sits in church where we pray for Israel every Sunday.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2024 09:28 AM (XkYcA)

295 How Ohio Became the Center of the Republican World
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Except for JD Vance, Ohio doesn't have a Republican politician anyone here would support. So if Ohio is somehow now the center of the GOP world we are in even bigger trouble.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 09:28 AM (fnAb4)

296 People who smoke weed are fucking losers. Now who wants another shout of tequila?

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 09:28 AM (tpjlM)

297 I’ll circle back on this with you when we can come up with a synergistic strategy to engage our stakeholders on the issue.

At least paradigm changing has gone out of fashion.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 19, 2024 09:28 AM (OyOhQ)

298 I tried pot back in my 20s (I'm 60). I'm one of those people that experience INTENSE paranoia when smoking it. It was an unpleasant experience in the extreme. I haven't done it since.

Posted by: Biergood at April 19, 2024 09:28 AM (PwgSL)

299 I’ll circle back on this with you when we can come up with a synergistic strategy to engage our stakeholders on the issue.
Posted by: Montec


You've got to socialize it with them.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 09:28 AM (9yWhg)

300
I also can tell stories of guys who did pot occasionally who got great grades, went to great med schools, and one became an MD and the other a cardiac heart surgeon.

Everything in moderation.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 09:29 AM (RKVpM)

301 Everything in moderation.


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Yep. that's the problem. Same as alcohol, cocaine, cookies, porn, etc.

You don't know if you can partake moderately it until you try it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 09:30 AM (WCiZg)

302 I also can tell stories of guys who did pot occasionally who got great grades, went to great med schools, and one became an MD and the other a cardiac heart surgeon.

Everything in moderation.


Agree. We only ate his brain, and since he was a Biden, that was a limited portion.

Posted by: New Guinea cannibals at April 19, 2024 09:30 AM (CsUN+)

303 I’ll circle back on this with you when we can come up with a synergistic strategy to engage our stakeholders on the issue.
Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 09:27 AM (tpjlM)
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That sounds good, but we'll be presenting to the business, so ensure that you keep it high-level. Your deck should provide a 10,000 foot view of the issue with recommended deliverables presented as good/better/best. Form a SWAT team and go through a stop/start/continue exercise on our current GTM process so we can reduce our COGS score while continuing to delight our customers!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:30 AM (HnUIn)

304 Except for JD Vance, Ohio doesn't have a Republican politician anyone here would support. So if Ohio is somehow now the center of the GOP world we are in even bigger trouble.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

This is true. For example, our governor is a hardcore Democrat (he has an R by his name, though).

Posted by: Biergood at April 19, 2024 09:30 AM (PwgSL)

305 Joe will let US troops die before he orders a resupply or relief mission that might result in casualties to Black People in an African nation. It's optics, optics, optics for the Junta.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2024 09:30 AM (5fDan)

306 Note: Most Muslim Arabs in Israel moved there after the start of Zionism.

The European Jews that moved back home brought money, skills, and European technology which then led to a booming economy in what had been a backwater (we have descriptions of what it was like from various Christians that traveled there in the 1800s).

Arafat, for example, was Egyptian.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 09:30 AM (ibTVg)

307 Noodus gratia artis.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2024 09:31 AM (9yWhg)

308 I tried pot back in my 20s (I'm 60). I'm one of those people that experience INTENSE paranoia when smoking it. It was an unpleasant experience in the extreme. I haven't done it since.
Posted by: Biergood at April 19, 2024 09:28 AM (PwgSL)
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Yeah, me too (though I am not in my 60s). It hit me like a ton of bricks. Did not like it at all. Probably a good thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:31 AM (HnUIn)

309 I suspect it is, in large part, like alcohol. Some people can handle it, some can't. Add in the fact that it's been changed to be more potent over time and you've gone from the equivalent of kids having a beer to kids downing shots of 151.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Of course. It’s like most things done to excess isn’t good for you. And beer has become more potent as well. When I was growing up beer was pisswater Bud. Now there is 8% or 9% beer out there. A couple of those beers gets most people drunk.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 09:31 AM (tpjlM)

310
I tried pot back in my 20s (I'm 60). I'm one of those people that experience INTENSE paranoia when smoking it. It was an unpleasant experience in the extreme. I haven't done it since.

Posted by: Biergood at April 19, 2024 09:28 AM


Bill Cosby, way back when, did a comedy bit about that kind of experience. Peering out the curtains, just waiting for the police to arrive. It was funny.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 09:32 AM (RKVpM)

311 >>Two biggest stoners I knew growing up ended up as a high end lawyer and a diplomat respectively Wait maybe you’re right and it does cause mental illness after all.


Always amazes me that when it comes to pot, some people can never accept that for some percentage of the users it has a harmful affect.
We can all see that while many people drink alcohol, some become alcoholics and it destroys their body (slowly). With smoking, we accept that it causes harm to the lungs, and for some, can lead to cancer, etc.. A lot of people like sweets, but for some who overindulge, it can lead to serious weight gain, diabetes.

But no, because some guys you knew smoked some pot and went on to be successful, discussing how it can and is harmful to kids is a joke. Whatever, duuuude.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2024 09:32 AM (cCVOS)

312 296 People who smoke weed are fucking losers. Now who wants another shout of tequila?
Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 09:28 AM (tpjlM)

The Horde only drinks Buffalo Trace.

Posted by: XTC at April 19, 2024 09:32 AM (UnA8+)

313 I'm still extremely pro 10th Amendment and have no problem with individual states doing whatever they want and people who support it can move there or leave there, but I won't pretend pot isn't damaging society.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 09:32 AM (WCiZg)

314 Form a SWAT team


Haha. Haven’t heard that one in a while. But man for a while that was up there in rotation. And it was like nails on a chalkboard for me.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 09:33 AM (tpjlM)

315 Customers schustomers. We've got the OCC (Office of the Comptroller of the Currency) to keep happy!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who worked at a financial services company at April 19, 2024 09:33 AM (PiwSw)

316 Where, in his dying brain, does Biden come up with these bizarre stories?

Dying brains misfire a lot more synapses.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 19, 2024 09:33 AM (4HcMG)

317 Except for JD Vance, Ohio doesn't have a Republican politician anyone here would support. So if Ohio is somehow now the center of the GOP world we are in even bigger trouble.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Checks Ohio Republicans, checks Republicans in Federal Congress....

Yeah, I'm not seeing much difference. We're all supporting Ohio Republicans, except for a lucky few.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 19, 2024 09:33 AM (JCZqz)

318 What a beotch. Who dragged this idiot in from the rain and gave her a job?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 09:18 AM (fnAb4)
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Deep State.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 09:34 AM (eb5t2)

319 >>Add in the fact that it's been changed to be more potent over time and you've gone from the equivalent of kids having a beer to kids downing shots of 151.


And more recently, it may be laced with fentanyl (the stuff not bought at regulated pot shops).

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2024 09:35 AM (cCVOS)

320 Bill Cosby, way back when, did a comedy bit about that kind of experience. Peering out the curtains, just waiting for the police to arrive. It was funny.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 09:32 AM (RKVpM)
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Ugh. I wish it had been that. For me, it was existential dread of being hated by all and the subject of a vast put-on where nobody was what they seemed. I was certain - unshakably certain - that my friends all hated me and that their tolerance for my presence was essentially an elaborate con.

Really screwed me up for a couple of days. Never touched the stuff again.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:35 AM (HnUIn)

321 Now who wants another shout of tequila?
Posted by: Montec


*buurrrp *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 09:36 AM (IG4Id)

322 The Iranian police reportedly arrested Iranian national volleyball team player Mobina Rostami for condemning the Iranian attack on Israel
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Keep her safe, Lord. Brave woman.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 09:36 AM (fnAb4)

323 Haha. Haven’t heard that one in a while. But man for a while that was up there in rotation. And it was like nails on a chalkboard for me.
Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 09:33 AM (tpjlM)
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Would you prefer a Tiger Team, or are you more of an Afterburner guy who would prefer a Red Team? Or are you trying to "turn the ship around" and so would prefer nautical analogies?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:36 AM (HnUIn)

324 Always amazes me that when it comes to pot, some people can never accept that for some percentage of the users it has a harmful affect.



Yes just like alcohol. And coffee. And sugar. And pretty much anything on the planet.

THAT is the point. There will always be the exceptions to the rule. Most people can smoke a joins now and then with no adverse effects. Just like most people can drink a couple of beers on a Friday night with no adverse effects.

Yet weed is treated as if anyone who touches it once turns into a vegetable or something. Which is absurd.

And I haven’t smoked in 15 years. It was something I did in my younger days. And I find it hilarious how some people think of weed as if we’re back in 1955 black and white PSA movies about it.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 09:37 AM (tpjlM)

325 My son went off the deep end after his buddies go him smoking pot. He was an IB student and made deans list in his first year in Chem E. He's a wasteland now 10 years later. Lives like a bum. No car. Moved to DENVER. I wonder why.

Posted by: pawn at April 19, 2024 09:37 AM (QB+5g)

326 I do not like those birbs that screech at 3am. They are not my fav.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2024 09:38 AM (IG4Id)

327 Malvinas Falklands Maldives court orders retrial for former President Abdulla Yameen after money laundering and bribery conviction.
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Isn't this also the story of Barack Obama??

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 19, 2024 09:38 AM (vtyCZ)

328 Art nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who worked at a financial services company at April 19, 2024 09:38 AM (PiwSw)

329
Would you prefer a Tiger Team, or are you more of an Afterburner guy who would prefer a Red Team? Or are you trying to "turn the ship around" and so would prefer nautical analogies?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2024 09:36 AM (HnUIn)

Your statement is trying to boil the ocean.

Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 09:38 AM (tpjlM)

330 Good thing you never hear stories like this about people who drink.
Posted by: Montec at April 19, 2024 09:25 AM

Our driver's instructor was a retired state trooper. Somebody thought it would be good to ask about the worst drunk driving accident he'd seen. Let's just say that "impaled on steering wheel" would have made a nicer visual.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 19, 2024 09:39 AM (fxCK2)

331 I find it hilarious that people can look at any urban area and minority community and refuse to accept that the black and white warnings from the 50s were right.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 09:39 AM (WCiZg)

332 " And I find it hilarious how some people think of weed as if we’re back in 1955 black and white PSA movies about it."

You are the one living in the past.

Posted by: pawn at April 19, 2024 09:39 AM (QB+5g)

333 Trillion-Dollar Deficits Explain Why Inflation Keeps Hitting American Families

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 09:39 AM (RHGPo)

334 262 Pot leads to schizo breakdowns? Am I in a 1950s PSA movie? 🤣

It happened to my daughter you asshole.
She got a medical MJ card and starting vaping pot and She ended up in a psych ward.
Just go away.

Posted by: RoxxeeRoe at April 19, 2024 09:41 AM (++w+7)

335 Excellent summary of international events. Dreadful.
Strongly recommend the Lame Cherry and Monkey Werks sites for reference information and excellent commentary on the world club; a club we are responsible for funding but not allowed to join.

Posted by: Dan Patterson at April 19, 2024 09:42 AM (ln5wD)

336 OpenAI and Microsoft are reportedly planning a $100B supercomputer
To be named 'Colossus' says project manager, Dr. Charles Forbin

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 09:44 AM (RHGPo)

337 Yet weed is treated as if anyone who touches it once turns into a vegetable or something

Uh, you're the idiot pretending nothing bad ever happens to weed smokers, as if it's the one perfect drug.

But if you couldn't be a retarded reflexive contrarian, you'd have nothing to say, would you.

Posted by: spindrift at April 19, 2024 09:44 AM (OguvZ)

338 Anyone besides me feel like the dam is on the verge of breaking?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * waterwings fer sale at April 19, 2024 09:44 AM (yps4S)

339 >>And I haven’t smoked in 15 years. It was something I did in my younger days. And I find it hilarious how some people think of weed as if we’re back in 1955 black and white PSA movies about it.


Well, you're projecting that caricature onto someone who doesn't think that way. You assume that to mention that it has harmful effects on some that some 50's scold has entered the chat and it's time to start mocking them.

You do you, duuuude.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2024 09:46 AM (cCVOS)

340 “I really appreciate you coming in and talking about these issues, that way I get to know how many racist people belong to this University.”
Assistant Professor Removed by Police for Disrupting Ann Coulter Speech at Cornell
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Kudos to Nadine Strossen, former ACLU President, from back n the days the ACLU supported the First Amendment, who was so offended by students not permitting Coulter to speak last year at Cornell that she personally organized, invited Coulter, and introduced last night's speech.

Only a 400 pound assistant professor got arrested protesting, so a success!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 09:46 AM (g9ZsE)

341 273 Maybe we can dress up a goat to resemble Marylin Monroe, replete with full burqa-witz, and get it to bleat "Happy Birthday" in a sultry manner. Or we can deliver Rashida Tlaib on a silver platter with an apple in her mouth. Same difference.


Nah. I'm betting, even in her current state, Monroe is hotter. And Khamenei would agree.

Posted by: Guy That Yells Ranch Dressing at April 19, 2024 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)
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Remember when some imam declared that a mohammedan husband could have sex with his dead wife for up to 6hrs(?) after death of wife?

Posted by: Ciampino - mohammedans are fixated at April 19, 2024 09:47 AM (qfLjt)

342 #338

Starts as a weep, then a drip, then a leak, then...

Posted by: Dan Patterson at April 19, 2024 09:47 AM (ln5wD)

343 "Anyone besides me feel like the dam is on the verge of breaking?"

I have no idea what you're talking about. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to loading magazines and bottling more water.

Posted by: PabloD at April 19, 2024 09:47 AM (JRuSx)

344 I saw The Retarded Reflexive Contrarians open for Fine Young Cannibals at the Agora in Cleveland.

Posted by: pawn at April 19, 2024 09:49 AM (QB+5g)

345 Argentina wants to join NATO

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2024 09:53 AM (RHGPo)

346 Econ textbooks: The government spending money it doesn't have causes inflation which in turn raises the costs of good and services across the board.

The FNM: Yes the government is spending money that it doesn't have, and more money then it ever has before. But this has nothing to do with the costs of goods and services across the board and there is no inflation.

Leftist Idiots: There is no inflation but if my job doesn't give me a raise I'm not going to be able to make ends meet because of all that greedy businesses that are demanding more money because their costs have gone up

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2024 09:53 AM (ibTVg)

347 iirc, Fine Young Cannibals had a manager who lived n Cleveland, and the Agora was a great venue, so that is totally believable!

Posted by: The Retarded Reflexive Contrarians at April 19, 2024 09:53 AM (g9ZsE)

348
"Anyone besides me feel like the dam is on the verge of breaking?"

I've been in slow speed prep mode since the election got stolen. But I have my own independent water supply and the means to power my well pump, small electric in-line water heaters, a 2k battery, a portable 8' solar panel, lots of food, lots of seeds, neighbors with chickens. I'll survive.

Armament status is on a need to know basis. My BIL openly bragged all the time and had his home broken into and gun safe emptied.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 09:57 AM (RKVpM)

349 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J. 🙏

>Peoples Dispatch, Why has Niger declared US military presence in its territory illegal?
Only months after forcing its former colonizer France to withdraw its troops, Niger, West Africa’s largest country, has said the presence of US troops is illegal. This could be a major blow to the US military’s power-projection capacity in the region, March 19, 2024 by Pavan Kulkarni

In begins, "Niger declared the US military deployment in its territory “illegal” on Saturday, March 16, after a US delegation allegedly threatened “retaliation” against the largest country in West Africa for its ties with Russia and Iran."

And, "...Like in neighboring Mali and Burkina Faso, the presence of Western troops in Niger for nearly a decade only saw an increase in the spread of violence by Islamist insurgencies they were ostensibly deployed to fight, after spawning them across the Sahel by destroying Libya in 2011."

Also, March 19, 2024, VOA 'South Africa Accuses US Congress of Adding it to a New ‘Axis of Evil’ Over Israel Genocide Case'

And yesterday, CNN 'Chad’s government threatens to kick out US troops as Russia expands influence in Africa'

🤦‍ Cont'd

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 19, 2024 10:12 AM (NFX2v)

350 2/2 - The Hill, 03/20/24 - Senate Democrats press Biden to establish two-state solution for Israel, Palestine

"A group of 19 Democratic senators led by Sen. Tom Carper (D-Del.) have sent a letter to President Biden urging his administration to establish a “bold, public framework” for establishing a two-state solution recognizing a “nonmilitarized Palestinian state” after the war in Gaza." more...

How much is theater?

Also, yesterday, “If the progressive base is not excited and enthusiastic — and if they don’t feel like we are trying to earn their votes and that they are important — then I think the horrific idea of a second Donald Trump presidency could become reality,” Rep. Pramila Jayapal, D-Wash., the progressive caucus chair, said in an interview. “We cannot afford to let that happen. And we won’t.”

Pennsylvania primary is April 23, 2024. Don't doubt its importance to Joe & Co. (It's his backyard. Fetterman and Shapiro; The Tree of Life Synagogue; The 'lump' Bob Casey & his shrinkflation; Routine abortion that goes too far (imho), Sanctuary counties.

Today, 04/19/24: POLITICS, AP Decision Notes: What to expect in Pennsylvania’s presidential and state primaries

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 19, 2024 10:12 AM (NFX2v)

351 Nixon opened us up to China, so … screw him too. For once can we get a leader who cares about what’s best for our people instead of political power or just himself?

Posted by: With two we take your eggroll at April 19, 2024 10:47 AM (fW90f)

352 Because the Israeli strike was near Iran's nuclear facility in Isfahan, and not directly on it, was them showing Iran that if they FA, they're going to FO.

Posted by: RebeccaH at April 19, 2024 11:38 AM (Nvors)

Israel War

No details, but Israel has launched strikes against targets in Iran and its proxy states.

I think this is a powerful indicator of the change in the mindset of the Israeli people. The entire world wanted them to be passive in the face of an Iranian attack on their homeland.

Israel said: "No."

Simultaneous Israeli strikes on Iran, Iraq and Syria - reports

Iranian outlets are reporting no damage, and in fact at least one is claiming that the attacks came from within the country. Why that is better is a question that should. Be asked of the mad Mullahs.

What happens next? An expansion of the simmering war? As Diogenes pointed out yesterday, it's a long supply line between Iran and Israel, and Iranian forces would be vulnerable the entire way. My guess is an increase in Hezbollah activity and a staunch Iranian denial of any damage.

But the stage is set for significant changes. Hopefully it will be regime change in Iran, with the pressure from within.

The strike is undoubtedly a message to the Mullahs that Israel can hit them wherever they are. It seems to be a limited strike, which suggests that it was political rather than military.

Posted by: CBD at 05:47 AM




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1 Morning

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 19, 2024 05:54 AM (Cp1vk)

2 FFO phase of the war.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 19, 2024 05:55 AM (XV/Pl)

3 I was at home minding my own business when this happened. Honest!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 05:59 AM (eb5t2)

4
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 19, 2024 05:59 AM (2WOOS)

5 Am Israel Chai!

Posted by: JQ at April 19, 2024 06:01 AM (njWTi)

6 I take some meaning from the fact that an attack on "Iran" means strikes in Syria, Iraq, and Iran.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 06:01 AM (RIvkX)

7 I was at home minding my own business when this happened. Honest!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 05:59 AM (eb5t2)
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I didn't see you at the meeting.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 06:02 AM (RIvkX)

8 May eye-ran and all of eye-slam be destroyed.

Amen.

Posted by: JQ at April 19, 2024 06:02 AM (njWTi)

9 What did they strike? All I can find is areas that were struck, but not specific targets.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2024 06:02 AM (YRsIm)

10 Hiya CBD !

and thanks !

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 06:03 AM (T4tVD)

11 I didn't see you at the meeting.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 06:02 AM (RIvkX)
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I was getting ready to head out and pick up my monthly cabal paycheck.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 06:03 AM (eb5t2)

12 Good morning everyone
Only read Legalinsurrection.com article on it, hopefully 1 good hit was made, not a so- so so something else has to be attacked

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 06:04 AM (A0HU0)

13 JPost and Arutz Sheva both say it was a "message" attack.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 06:06 AM (RIvkX)

14 Do you renounce the mullah?
Yes, I renounce him.
Do you renounce all their works?
Yes, I renounce them.
Do you renounce all their ways?
Yes, I renounce them.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at April 19, 2024 06:08 AM (gxokI)

15 Guess we'll have to wait for the BDA. It'd be significant if some high profile HVTs were targeted at home.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2024 06:09 AM (YRsIm)

16 JPost and Arutz Sheva both say it was a "message" attack.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 06:06 AM (RIvkX)
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No one here really knows what exactly happened - for the time being.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 06:09 AM (eb5t2)

17 Do you renounce the mullah?
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Which one? There are so many!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 06:12 AM (eb5t2)

18 Happy Battle of Lexington and Concord day.

The Minutemen may have lost these battles but the Brits paid a big price.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 06:13 AM (K3LI9)

19 17
Which one? There are so many!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 06:12 AM (eb5t2)
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Yeah it's the same here but with lawyers.

Posted by: Ciampino - Texas French toast at April 19, 2024 06:15 AM (qfLjt)

20 Do you renounce the mullah?
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Which one? There are so many!

All of them!

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at April 19, 2024 06:15 AM (gxokI)

21 Today is Earthquake day.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 06:18 AM (RIvkX)

22 Yeah it's the same here but with lawyers.
Posted by: Ciampino - Texas French toast at April 19, 2024 06:15 AM (qfLjt)
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That's the same everywhere.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 06:18 AM (eb5t2)

23 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 19, 2024 06:19 AM (Be/+i)

24 If Iran is correct and Israel launched these latest attacks from within Iran, isn't that even more impressive?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 06:21 AM (MqOEd)

25 >>> What did they strike? All I can find is areas that were struck, but not specific targets.

Good OpSec.

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2024 06:24 AM (86W+h)

26
If Iran is correct and Israel launched these latest attacks from within Iran, isn't that even more impressive?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 06:21 AM


yes

the old "it's coming from inside the house" gambit

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 19, 2024 06:24 AM (2WOOS)

27
the old "it's coming from inside the house" gambit

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 19, 2024 06:24 AM


Perhaps some tampering with the Iran radar defense system, which would be fun to discover as I think they bought it from the Soviets.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 06:31 AM (RKVpM)

28 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at April 19, 2024 06:31 AM (Hg0Ue)

29 Iranian woman lawyer living here critiques the brutalities of the Iranian regime and calls out people who support the regime. Bonus, she's quite attractive too. From "NY Post" three days ago:

https://tinyurl.com/32w2tnnw

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2024 06:32 AM (TR5kx)

30 the old "it's coming from inside the house" gambit
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 19, 2024 06:24 AM (2WOOS)
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I just rewatched When A Stranger Calls the other night. Carol Kane was teh awesome.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 06:32 AM (RIvkX)

31 Looks like they missed Dearbornistan.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 19, 2024 06:35 AM (PiwSw)

32 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2024 06:37 AM (u82oZ)

33 It seems Iranian weapons and troops now flow quite freely through Iraq and Syria. That would not be happening without the acquiescence of those governments and probably the Russians too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 06:38 AM (RIvkX)

34 I guess at some level every attack is a "message". That message could be anything from "now you cease to exist" to "Dammit, Larry leaned on the big red button again, sorry guys".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 06:40 AM (GkFGh)

35
They may have targeted the home of some senior person in charge of the nuclear program. Ambulance and fire truck were seen headed into the town.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 06:42 AM (RKVpM)

36 I'll be interested to see Iraq's reaction....

"Ermagerd the joos just did strikes in your country! Don't that make you mad?"

"Well who the hell do you think told them exactly where to hit?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 06:44 AM (GkFGh)

37 It seems to be a limited strike, which suggests that it was political rather than military.

Posted by: CBD

Sending a message the other world kibitzers can accept as well as warning the Mad Mullahs that they are completely vulnerable isn't a bad thing.
The actual damage reports are suspect as the MMs are not going to admit they spent a bundle and got a few hits and Israel spent some and did damage.

A *proportional* response sucks in war; but, it looks like Israel threaded a very small needle.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2024 06:45 AM (LK9/j)

38 IIRC, the Junta hosted the PM of Iraq just last week.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 06:46 AM (v0yRR)

39 Has the FBI, our own anti-American goon squad, arrested any Iranian supporters?

I would expect attacks here.

Or are all their energy spent on trying to jail patriotic American citizens and continue this reign of error?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2024 06:46 AM (u82oZ)

40 I hear the word "proportional" a lot, but they never say what the gain factor ought to be...

If i send ten missiles for every one incoming, that's still proportional.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 06:47 AM (GkFGh)

41 Divide by Zero

I would expect the pucker factor in the Iranian Navy to be high. How good is their ASW?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2024 06:48 AM (u82oZ)

42 Looks like they missed Dearbornistan.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

Hard to take all of them out unless you're ready on the Friday's of Ramadan. You'd have to be *very* through and that would decimate the college enrollments. (Yeah, as if that would be a terrible thing).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2024 06:48 AM (LK9/j)

43
Happy Battle of Lexington and Concord day.

___________

"By the rude bridge that arched the flood
Their flags to April’s breeze unfurled,
Here once the embattled farmers stood,
And fired the shot heard round the world.”

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2024 06:48 AM (MoZTd)

44 I guess at some level every attack is a "message".

Meh. If I were gonna 'message' someone who just threw a massive air assault against my country, it'd be in the form of some HVT assassinations in very public settings, in very widespread locales, followed by some major destruction of strategic infrastructure.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2024 06:48 AM (YRsIm)

45 Warai-otoko

The Israelis liberated some F-14 maintenance technicians from bondage.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2024 06:49 AM (u82oZ)

46 Please, Lord,
Don’t allow America to stab Israel in the back.
Amen

Posted by: Eromero at April 19, 2024 06:49 AM (o2ZRX)

47 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering

Now serving customers.

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 06:50 AM (T4tVD)

48 Fridays not Friday's, DOH...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2024 06:50 AM (LK9/j)

49 Eromero

Amen.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2024 06:50 AM (u82oZ)

50 Iran: "Where are you?"

Israel: "I'm in ur base killing ur doodz!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 06:52 AM (BpYfr)

51 mornin yall. It's Friday already? What happened to Thursday?

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 06:52 AM (vFG9F)

52 Hopefully it will be regime change in Iran, with the pressure from within.
________

The CIA can't spare any resources assigned to the current color revolution operation. Besides, their bosses like Iran the way it is.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 19, 2024 06:53 AM (fs1hN)

53 fd

Thursday was yesterday. But I applaud your dedication to day-drinking. Might be prudent, depending on threat levels.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2024 06:54 AM (u82oZ)

54
I would expect the pucker factor in the Iranian Navy to be high. How good is their ASW?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2024 06:48 AM


I'm the dummy of this here smart military blog. No military experience. But I can conjecture like a summabitch.

Much as I would like to see a hit on their ability to export oil I can't see it happening so close to an election. Energy prices would skyrocket, another round of inflation, and a pissed off USA and China, while making Russia stronger.

I think Israel threaded the needle very carefully and took out someone they wanted dead.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 06:54 AM (RKVpM)

55 What happened to Thursday?
Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 06:52 AM (vFG9F)
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It transitioned.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 06:54 AM (Xj+CV)

56 Time to toss the chicken and veggies on the grill.

לכבוד שבת קודש!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 06:56 AM (eb5t2)

57 Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

What's the word on the street?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2024 06:58 AM (u82oZ)

58 ולך

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 06:58 AM (RIvkX)

59 What happened to Thursday?
Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 06:52 AM (vFG9F)
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That was yesterday, and will someday be tomorrow, but every day is today, which we celebrate together, for our shared tomorrow will finally become yesterday!

Posted by: Kamala Harris, Vice President Of The United States at April 19, 2024 06:58 AM (Dw/2v)

60 ולך
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Gesundheidt !

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 07:00 AM (T4tVD)

61 What those in the Western governments refuse to acknowledge is that many people in Israel have rediscovered the meaning behind the phrase "Never again."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 07:01 AM (4M26g)

62 "Posted by: Kamala Harris, Vice President Of The United States"

Oh. I see you have mastered the calendar. No wonder you are VP.

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 07:01 AM (vFG9F)

63 I wonder what cursive Hebrew looks like....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 07:01 AM (GkFGh)

64
Think Edward Teller, Robert Oppenheimer level Iranian person got eliminated. At home, in bed asleep.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 07:02 AM (RKVpM)

65 That was yesterday, and will someday be tomorrow, but every day is today, which we celebrate together, for our shared tomorrow will finally become yesterday!
Posted by: Kamala Harris, Vice President Of The United States at April 19, 2024 06:58 AM (Dw/2v)

Why am i picturing Arnold Horshak in a toga now?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 07:02 AM (GkFGh)

66 Think Edward Teller, Robert Oppenheimer level Iranian person got eliminated. At home, in bed asleep.

With an exploding goat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 07:03 AM (4M26g)

67 I wonder what cursive Hebrew looks like....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 07:01 AM (GkFGh)
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It looks smeared.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 07:04 AM (RIvkX)

68 USS Iowa BB 61
Hand Salute!
Not the Navy’s best day.
May GOD bless those lost and their families.

Posted by: Eromero at April 19, 2024 07:04 AM (JJZfF)

69 I had big plans for Thursday, but now that I have learned that it has passed, f' it.

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 07:04 AM (vFG9F)

70 Have a great day, everyone.

May you all be safe on the road, where the immediate danger exists. And may Iranian emergency meetings do bad things to Iranian leader's health.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2024 07:05 AM (u82oZ)

71 Translated:
-have a wonderful Shabbat
-and you as well

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 07:06 AM (RIvkX)

72 Think Edward Teller, Robert Oppenheimer level Iranian person got eliminated. At home, in bed asleep.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 07:02 AM

Colonel Musta
On the veranda
With a "LAZE-urrr"

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 19, 2024 07:08 AM (J5ai8)

73 Salty!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2024 07:08 AM (a1415)

74 Yet again, the question is why? Why continue to waste billions of dollars producing films and shows or EVs no one wants to see and no one wants to drive? Why take the far-and-away No. 1-selling beer in the nation and kill it along with tainting all the other labels of Anheuser-Busch?
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JJS is asking why companies do obviously uneconomic things, which is a good damn question. But whole industries do too, like media journalism, which is self-immolating on their marxist alter right before our eyes. All in the name of propagandizing for the Demofascists.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 07:11 AM (4cFfb)

75 USS Iowa BB 61
Hand Salute!
Not the Navy’s best day.
May GOD bless those lost and their families.
Posted by: Eromero at April 19, 2024 07:04 AM (JJZfF)

Amen !

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 07:13 AM (T4tVD)

76 All in the name of propagandizing for the Demofascists.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 07:11 AM (4cFfb)

I think it can still be explained economically, if you realize that capitalism is out the window and their primary income stream has nothing to do with selling products or services.

Also, that their personal income streams have nothing to do with the corporate income stream.

Basically, it's Funny Money all the way down.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 07:14 AM (GkFGh)

77 What's the word on the street?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2024 06:58 AM (u82oZ)
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Don't walk!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 07:14 AM (eb5t2)

78 Translated:
-have a wonderful Shabbat
-

Actually, referring to my grilling, I wrote "In honor of the holy Shabbat." But now that you mention it:

שבת שלום ומבורך לכל עם ישראל

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 07:16 AM (eb5t2)

79 I think it can still be explained economically, if you realize that capitalism is out the window and their primary income stream has nothing to do with selling products or services.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 07:14 AM (GkFGh)
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Thats probably right. Its all a big rent-seeking scheme to soak Uncle Sugar. Tesla has made a fortune doing it, for example.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 07:18 AM (irXTX)

80 i remember reading World War III by General Sir John Hackett back in the day where after the war was over, the nations of the world would use a neutron bomb type missile to take out any war mongers and their staffs like the weird beards in Iran to prevent future wars.

Maybe pop a few into Tehran and washington dc while they are at it.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2024 07:18 AM (cDEsv)

81
JJS is asking why companies do obviously uneconomic things, which is a good damn question.

____________

Companies will fire a 63-year-old engineer with 35 years of experience because they're "too expensive" but lavish millions on some virtue-signalling venture that destroys their brand.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2024 07:19 AM (MoZTd)

82 I thought you were being poetic, I've never associated bbq and shabbat

But I'd like to

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 07:20 AM (RIvkX)

83 Mmmmm

Burnt offerings

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 07:20 AM (GkFGh)

84 I thought you were being poetic, I've never associated bbq and shabbat

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 07:20 AM (RIvkX)
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I do it almost whenever possible and weather permitting.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 07:22 AM (eb5t2)

85 41 Divide by Zero

I would expect the pucker factor in the Iranian Navy to be high. How good is their ASW?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2024 06:48 AM (u82oZ)
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The Iranian subs?
One word:
Screen door ....... two words!

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #39 at April 19, 2024 07:22 AM (qfLjt)

86 🇮🇱

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 07:22 AM (oCjPU)

87 Keep in mind that every Iranian Naval vessel is capable of submerging.

Once.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2024 07:23 AM (a1415)

88 Todays headlines from the Telegraph newspaper:
- Giant prehistoric snake found in India
- Biden: Cannibals Ate My Uncle
- Britain May Soon Be At War In Ukraine
- FIFA Considers Expelling Israel From World Football

The news is just plain weird, from beginning to end....

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 07:23 AM (H4Drt)

89 i remember reading World War III by General Sir John Hackett back in the day where after the war was over, the nations of the world would use a neutron bomb type missile to take out any war mongers and their staffs like the weird beards in Iran to prevent future wars.

Maybe pop a few into Tehran and washington dc while they are at it.

More coffee...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2024 07:18 AM (cDEsv)
===
That book was fun but a little silly.

An independent Namibia, Botswana, and Mozambique team up to invade South Africa to topple the apartheid regime?. Completely ridiculous.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 07:23 AM (RIvkX)

90 Mmmmm

Burnt offerings
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 07:20 AM (GkFGh)
-

Only a koinkadinky, I believe: A burnt offering in Hebrew is pronounced "kore-bon". That's pretty close to carbon. Hopefully, not close to my grilling.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 07:24 AM (eb5t2)

91 - FIFA Considers Expelling Israel From World Football

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 07:23 AM (H4Drt)
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FFIFA!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 07:25 AM (eb5t2)

92 Oh no i guess we have to stop fighting for our lives because some faggy kickyball perverts in Europe won't let us play faggy kickyball with them anymore....

Fuck off, feefa.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 07:25 AM (GkFGh)

93 Big conference call in Kalorama today

and The Handlers will have to cancel their weekend plans

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 07:25 AM (oCjPU)

94
They dragged Biden into a Sheetz in the Pittsburgh area and a Wawa in the Philadelphia area trying to replicate the Trump visit to Harlem.

:: record scratch ::

Sad is the only word for it. Like why isn't in a home or assisted living somewhere sorta sad.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 07:25 AM (RKVpM)

95 *An independent Namibia, Botswana, and Mozambique team up to invade South Africa to topple the apartheid regime?. Completely ridiculous.*

Wakanda forever!

Posted by: Speaking of silly at April 19, 2024 07:26 AM (Hg0Ue)

96 Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 07:25 AM (GkFGh)
-

Great minds...

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 07:26 AM (eb5t2)

97 More coffee...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2024 07:18 AM (cDEsv)
===
That book was fun but a little silly.

An independent Namibia, Botswana, and Mozambique team up to invade South Africa to topple the apartheid regime?. Completely ridiculous.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 07:23 AM (RIvkX
Thanks, Cuba and USSR, you bastards.

Posted by: Eromero at April 19, 2024 07:26 AM (o2ZRX)

98 Gotta have a WaWa.

Posted by: Trump knows at April 19, 2024 07:27 AM (Hg0Ue)

99 A burnt offering in Hebrew is pronounced "kore-bon". That's pretty close to carbon. Hopefully, not close to my grilling.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Okay, I grinned.
The grill/bbq/smoker duty was bequeathed to me by our children when the pizza nights substituted for burnt offerings too often.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2024 07:28 AM (LK9/j)

100 Israel should actively withdraw from FIFA, just as an unambiguous Fuck You

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 07:28 AM (GkFGh)

101 The Imams don't think rationally. To them it's all about the 12th Imam. They don't care about their countrymen. I expect more of the same with a bit of desperation added.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * expert procrastinator at April 19, 2024 07:29 AM (yps4S)

102 Thursday's gone
to the wind

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 07:29 AM (vFG9F)

103 Has NPR reported on these attacks yet?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2024 07:29 AM (a1415)

104 We're sending out a FAFO
Message in a missile.

Posted by: IDF at April 19, 2024 07:30 AM (4I/2K)

105 Considering how awful the Sheetz visit was, why on earth would the do the same thing the next day in WaWa?

Doing the same thing and expecting different result is the definition of cray, amirite?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 07:30 AM (RIvkX)

106 The Imams don't think rationally. To them it's all about the 12th Imam. They don't care about their countrymen. I expect more of the same with a bit of desperation added.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

I just wish they'd try to bring on the 11th by lighting off their nuke under themselves. The sooner the better.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2024 07:31 AM (LK9/j)

107 "Has NPR reported on these attacks yet?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice"

Women, children, and transvestites hit hardest. RAAWWK!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at April 19, 2024 07:31 AM (vFG9F)

108 We're sending out a FAFO
Message in a missile.
Posted by: IDF at April 19, 2024 07:30 AM (4I/2K)

"It's been an hour or more
Since we smote this dope..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 07:31 AM (GkFGh)

109 Just one more reason to hate soccer…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 19, 2024 07:31 AM (xT8gx)

110
BREAKING

Israel Strikes Targets In Iran; White House Finalizes Plans To Wake President, Tell Him

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 07:31 AM (oCjPU)

111 They dragged Biden into a Sheetz in the Pittsburgh area and a Wawa in the Philadelphia area trying to replicate the Trump visit to Harlem.

-

there were a lot of off-putting things about the video. He wore his sunglasses the entire time, the only person that seemed interested in him being there was a black guy that I assume was a politician running for re-election, and there was NO enthusiasm by anyone.

The worst was him shuffling in and he saw a little girl and stopped so quickly that it made his shoes squeak on the floor. It's bizarre.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 07:32 AM (WCiZg)

112 Retardo visiting a Buc-ee's would be good for a chuckle or two. Seeing the imbecile getting lost in the jerky section, mumbling about Uncle Bosey winding up like that.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 19, 2024 07:33 AM (0EOe9)

113 81
JJS is asking why companies do obviously uneconomic things, which is a good damn question.

____________

Companies will fire a 63-year-old engineer with 35 years of experience because they're "too expensive" but lavish millions on some virtue-signalling venture that destroys their brand.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2024 07:19 AM (MoZTd)

One is an initiative by the CFO, the other is an initiative by the head of marketing.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 19, 2024 07:33 AM (eYoxG)

114 Just testing this decoder ring: אובלטין אינו אסור

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 19, 2024 07:33 AM (zdLoL)

115 >there were a lot of off-putting things about the video. He wore his sunglasses the entire time
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I think the drugs to make him appear life-like dilate his pupils to their maximum, so they make him wear shades

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 07:34 AM (oCjPU)

116 If Creepy Joe wants to dive in to the whole Sheetz versus WaWa debate, it's a great way to alienate half of Pennsylvania. Have at it, Creepy Joe.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 19, 2024 07:34 AM (Hg0Ue)

117 Heh

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 07:35 AM (RIvkX)

118
...But whole industries do too, like media journalism, which is self-immolating on their marxist alter right before our eyes.

*calls out*

"It's all for you, Damien!"

*jumps off ledge with rope tied around her neck, hangs self in spectacular manner*



Why, yes. I did watch "The Omen" again recently.
Why do you ask?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 19, 2024 07:35 AM (eDfFs)

119 Biden gets wheeled out for "campaign events" not very often, but, when they happen, those events are few in number and close to home, usually in Pennsylvania.

Biden can't campaign like a normal politician.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 07:35 AM (MqOEd)

120 105
I posted this a day or so ago. WATCH: Every single moment of Biden's "visit" to this Philadelphia Wawa was carefully choreographed and scripted — down to the cashier's tip

https://tinyurl.com/yc6u5ujn

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #40 at April 19, 2024 07:35 AM (qfLjt)

121 Mudpants had to visit both. Don't want to piss off either the Pittsburgh or Philly people. Ridiculous, I know.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 19, 2024 07:35 AM (R4t5M)

122 What we see of Biden in public is the best they can do.

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 07:36 AM (vFG9F)

123 Todays headlines from the Telegraph newspaper:
- Giant prehistoric snake found in India
- Biden: Cannibals Ate My Uncle
- Britain May Soon Be At War In Ukraine
- FIFA Considers Expelling Israel From World Football

The news is just plain weird, from beginning to end....
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 07:23 AM (H4Drt)

- Boy Trapped In Refrigerator Eats Own Foot!
- Bat Boy Still On The Run!

Posted by: Weekly World News at April 19, 2024 07:36 AM (4I/2K)

124
Considering how awful the Sheetz visit was, why on earth would the do the same thing the next day in WaWa?

Doing the same thing and expecting different result is the definition of cray, amirite?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 07:30 AM


Maybe they expected a friendlier crowd closer to Philly. I'm not sure it wasn't the same day. But there was basically no one in the Wawa which is very strange. They're quick in, quick out with usually 20 or 30 people inside paying for gas, picking junk food off the shelves, ordering sandwiches, waiting to check out. A lot of hustle and bustle. This one was like a funeral home with milkshakes.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 07:36 AM (RKVpM)

125 Biden can't campaign like a normal politician.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 07:35 AM (MqOEd)

What *can* be do like a normal person?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 07:36 AM (GkFGh)

126 Breath?

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 07:36 AM (V1/1/)

127 Orange chicken and rice. It's what's for breakfast.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2024 07:37 AM (YRsIm)

128 This one was like a funeral home with milkshakes.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 07:36 AM (RKVpM)

It's a Philly area wawa. Secret service goes in advance and shuffles of anyone with a knife or gun, the place becomes a damn ghost town.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 07:37 AM (GkFGh)

129 The worst was him shuffling in and he saw a little girl and stopped so quickly that it made his shoes squeak on the floor. It's bizarre.
Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 07:32 AM (WCiZg)
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And the sudden glee on his face when he saw her made it even stranger.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 07:37 AM (MqOEd)

130 - Boy Trapped In Refrigerator Eats Own Foot!
- Bat Boy Still On The Run!
Posted by: Weekly World News at April 19, 2024 07:36 AM (4I/2K)
---
Finally! A trusted news source!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 07:37 AM (7fElN)

131
JJ

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2024 07:38 AM (ENQN6)

132 Le NOOD


It be here!!!!


JJ

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2024 07:38 AM (a1415)

133 I posted this a day or so ago. WATCH: Every single moment of Biden's "visit" to this Philadelphia Wawa was carefully
choreographed and scripted — down to the cashier's tip

https://tinyurl.com/yc6u5ujn
Posted by: Ciampino

--

hahahaha

I like the tubby black woman SS agent at 1:20. Seems like a great idea.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 07:38 AM (WCiZg)

134 He could have stopped for a sammich at Primanti's in Pittsburgh. One of those big sloppy ones with the French fries, Jill screaming "Joe, you're getting it all over your shirt".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 19, 2024 07:39 AM (0EOe9)

135 It's a Philly area wawa. Secret service goes in advance and shuffles of anyone with a knife or gun, the place becomes a damn ghost town.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

-

Oh man, that doesn't need to be left at the end of this thread. If you don't carry it over I will. That's fantastic.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 07:39 AM (WCiZg)

136 The worst was him shuffling in and he saw a little girl and stopped so quickly that it made his shoes squeak on the floor. It's bizarre.
Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 07:32 AM (WCiZg)
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And the sudden glee on his face when he saw her made it even stranger.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 07:37 AM (MqOEd)


The cherry on top was his arms out Schwing! pelvis thrust at her like he was some third rate Vegas lounge act.

Your President, Ladies and Gentlemen.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 19, 2024 07:41 AM (eDfFs)

137 Here's a link to story on Israeli attack.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2nb4j3

How accurate? Don't know. Also more goings on in Gaza.

Posted by: TeeJ at April 19, 2024 07:47 AM (71kwi)

138 >>>The entire world wanted them to be passive in the face of an Iranian attack on their homeland.

Maybe the heads of state but not the entire world. Not us. Maybe a silent majority, even?

Posted by: m at April 19, 2024 08:23 AM (o3SCB)

139 Watched Fox News last evening, almost all evening & into the night, after announcement, 'Israel strikes site in Iran in retaliation for weekend assault: source.' (Trace Gallagher, Trey Yingst, all guests in such matters are always standouts.)

There were extraordinary 'guests/Israeli spokespersons' on & at one point while discussing Israeli response, an Israeli gentleman changed direction briefly and said, seemingly with great sincerely (paraphrased), 'This is not against the Iranian people. We understand and we are with you.'

Then I recalled yesterday, in earlier and separate reports, that Iranian police had once again intensified a hijab crackdown on women. (I believe that true.) Also read in Iranwire, 04/18/23, 'Amid Iran's Crackdown on Women, Honor Killings Rise'

The article began, "While the Islamic Republic transforms the streets into violent battlegrounds for women to enforce mandatory Hijab, another trend emerges – a rise in "honor killings."

So, yes, an extraordinary & brilliant public appeal to the women, to the people of Iran while notably, the Jewish nation's strike came on the day Iran's Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, marked his 85th birthday.

🙏

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 19, 2024 08:43 AM (NFX2v)

140 3 I was at home minding my own business when this happened. Honest!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 05:59 AM (eb5t2)

heh

Posted by: m at April 19, 2024 09:29 AM (o3SCB)

Daily Tech News 19 April 2024

Top Story


Tech News

  • Grok keeps making up news stories. (Ars Technica)

    So does the entire mainstream media - and the tech media including Ars Technica - but nobody mentions that.

    That said, they're not wrong. I've pointed this out on Twitter myself. In one case it decided six victims in a murder spree weren't enough and added another nine.


  • Testing Intel's Core i5-14400 low-mid-range CPU. (Tom's Hardware)

    Personally I'd spend the extra few dollars to move up to the 14500 - which has four extra E cores - but for many people it won't make any difference and you might as well save the money.

    It's, well, it's fine. And it runs fine with cheaper DDR4 memory, not just with DDR5. And when I say fine, I mean spectacularly fast compared to anything even a few years old no matter how expensive.

    If you're aiming at gaming performance (and don't already have an Intel motherboard) it's worth paying another $20 for AMD's Ryzen 5700X3D. It also uses cheaper DDR4 RAM and the performance boost is around 30%.


  • What would happen if a USB cable company built a NAS? (Kickstarter)

    In the case of the UGREEN NASync, the answer is... It's really good.

    The software (a fork of Debian) is still in development, but if you just want your NAS to be a NAS, it just works.

    You can install your own operating system, but it's currently not easy. And you might need one of the higher end models that have a separate - removable - SSD for the operating system.


Disclaimer: The distance from Agano station to Ikebukuro is 58.9km. Agano Station itself is the terminus for the Seibu Ikebukuro line and the Seibu Chichibu extension line. The distance from Agano Station to Higashi-Agano, the next station inwards on the line towards Ikebukuro, is 5.1km and can be walked in about an hour.

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1 FIRST?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 04:08 AM (omVj0)

2 Oops, didn't mean to have the caps lock on.

Evening and morning to all the folken!

"Micron is an American company." Yeah, I used to use their mouthwash when I was a kid. (Oh. Wait . . .)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 04:09 AM (omVj0)

3 Particle Physics: Consider a vaporized mohammedan

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #38 at April 19, 2024 04:10 AM (qfLjt)

4 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 04:11 AM (fwDg9)

5
Micron is receiving $6 billion under the CHIPS Act to build $100 billion in memory fabs in New York state.

Nice factory you have there, be a shame if we have to take it away from you

-- NY State AG Letitia James

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 04:11 AM (RKVpM)

6 Chinese Grand Prix this weekend, missed Friday practice last night

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 04:12 AM (fwDg9)

7 Particle Physics: Consider a vaporized mohammedan
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #38 at April 19, 2024 04:10 AM

Spherical? Linear?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 04:13 AM (Wnv9h)

8 'Tis Friday, the consummation devoutly to be wished.

As I mentioned on the ONT, now I have to kick myself into changing, stretching, and working out. If I don't? I have to go tomorrow. I like to lounge around a little on Saturday a.m. Grrrr.

Warm and wet here, 73 F. w/ 90% humidity. Almost no wind, though, so there's that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 04:13 AM (omVj0)

9 7 Particle Physics: Consider a vaporized mohammedan
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #38 at April 19, 2024 04:10 AM

Spherical? Linear?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 04:13 AM (Wnv9h)
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This is the Tech Thread, the only erudite thread in the AoS Kingdom.
Now, pay attention. This is not the spherical cow problem, this is a vaporized bedouin and so it has the shape of the container which has yet to be discussed.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #39 at April 19, 2024 04:19 AM (qfLjt)

10 Droxford Maritime @Drox_Maritime
What is it with Russian aircraft spiralling to the ground with the arse end on fire? Looks like a load of bollox to me!

Video “Russian Tu-22m3 bomber shot down”

https://shorturl.at/ioIOP

Is it fake?

Posted by: 13times at April 19, 2024 04:22 AM (TIPo8)

11 Seems real

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 04:24 AM (fwDg9)

12 Midtown Higashi

youtube.com/watch?v=mUI245pGnUc

Posted by: JQ at April 19, 2024 04:24 AM (njWTi)

13 Video “Russian Tu-22m3 bomber shot down”

https://shorturl.at/ioIOP

Is it fake?

Posted by: 13times at April 19, 2024 04:22 AM (TIPo

Why turn away just before impact? Probably somebodys rc plane - RIP

Posted by: a dude in MI at April 19, 2024 04:25 AM (+I6Y/)

14 Hiya

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 04:29 AM (T4tVD)

15 Hiya, JT!

Posted by: JQ at April 19, 2024 04:30 AM (njWTi)

16 Why turn away just before impact? Probably somebodys rc plane - RIP
Posted by: a dude in MI at April 19, 2024 04:25 AM (+I6Y

Agreed. The Droxford guy is a sober minded fellow.

Posted by: 13times at April 19, 2024 04:30 AM (TIPo8)

17 Hiya JQ !

How you ?

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 04:32 AM (T4tVD)

18 Hey, JT... just waiting for True Spring!

Still pretty cold at night. Can't turn on the irrigation water yet.

Posted by: JQ at April 19, 2024 04:34 AM (njWTi)

19 Funny and a couple of days old:
Cake decorating mishaps. This is the icing on the cake.

https://tinyurl.com/33bdprvd

Posted by: Ciampino - sponge cake at April 19, 2024 04:35 AM (qfLjt)

20 Disclaimer: The distance from Agano station to Ikebukuro is 58.9km. Agano Station itself is the terminus for the Seibu Ikebukuro line and the Seibu Chichibu extension line. The distance from Agano Station to Higashi-Agano, the next station inwards on the line towards Ikebukuro, is 5.1km and can walked in about an hour.

and can walked
-->
and can be walked

Posted by: m at April 19, 2024 04:36 AM (o3SCB)

21 20

and can walked
-->
and can be walked

Posted by: m at April 19, 2024 04:36 AM (o3SCB)
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Maybe it's a can of beans.

Posted by: Ciampino - particulate Iranian imam at April 19, 2024 04:39 AM (qfLjt)

22 Posted by: m

Dat's a LOTTA Gesundheidts !

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 04:40 AM (T4tVD)

23 I didn't know that Google Search was so much more reputable before 2023. Yet folks seem to think so:

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1781100981037494538

Enjoy it while it lasts. I'm sure Google with "fix" this.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 04:45 AM (eb5t2)

24 London cop - Man crossing a London street threatened with arrest for being JEWISH. “You are quite openly Jewish…if you choose to remain here you will be arrested.”

https://shorturl.at/bkxH0

Posted by: 13times at April 19, 2024 04:45 AM (TIPo8)

25 Good morning morons

Well it is on. Oakland changed the name of it's airport to San Francisco Bay Oakland International.

City Attorney David Chiu has filed a trademark infringement lawsuit. Oakland says SFO should change it's name to Millbrae Airport.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 04:47 AM (RIvkX)

26 Again as happened yesterday I can get new American Thinker on phone but doesn't come up on tablet.
Other sites happens sometimes, and can the other way around.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 04:48 AM (fwDg9)

27 City Attorney David Chiu has filed a trademark infringement lawsuit. Oakland says SFO should change it's name to Millbrae Airport.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Posted by: JQ at April 19, 2024 04:50 AM (njWTi)

28 Is it fake?

Posted by: 13times at April 19, 2024 04:22 AM (TIPo

The incident took place 400 km from the front lines.

Propaganda

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 19, 2024 04:56 AM (89Sog)

29 Jews should get out of England before the Night of Breaking Glass arrives

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 04:57 AM (fwDg9)

30 Stopped watching YouTube stuff on way as often it's video games not real events

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 04:59 AM (fwDg9)

31 Why is French Toast called French Toast ?

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 04:59 AM (T4tVD)

32 London cop - Man crossing a London street threatened with arrest for being JEWISH. “You are quite openly Jewish…if you choose to remain here you will be arrested.”

https://shorturl.at/bkxH0
Posted by: 13times at April 19, 2024 04:45 AM (TIPo
-

For years, Mrs. BD and I have been telling our UK relatives that they won't have forever to leave.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 05:07 AM (eb5t2)

33 Regarding taxing unrealized capital gains, pay attention to what kind of entity gets taxed. Blackrock and Goldman Sachs are not paying 20% on anything.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 19, 2024 05:08 AM (IG7T0)

34 Set truck alarm off in pocket and couldn't get it to stop until ran out and started it.
Looks like today will be a good day
Forward Dog 9 hitting a short road

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 05:09 AM (fwDg9)

35 Have a good one and stay safe Skip !

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 05:12 AM (T4tVD)

36 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 19, 2024 05:14 AM (xA5g+)

37 Why is French Toast called French Toast ?
Posted by: JT

Because it tastes so good with Le Maple Syrup?

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2024 05:16 AM (scLBY)

38 It's reassuring to wake up and find that the world is still batcrap crazy.

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2024 05:17 AM (scLBY)

39 Coffee is ready. The plumber is coming today to install a water softener. Hurray!

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2024 05:18 AM (scLBY)

40 At least he's not installing a stool softener !

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 05:20 AM (T4tVD)

41 At least he's not installing a stool softener !
Posted by: JT

HA!

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2024 05:21 AM (scLBY)

42 From what I gather the Israeli strike was not intended to topple the regime but to communicate a threat to their nuclear program.

This is not what I hoped.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 05:21 AM (RIvkX)

43 At least he's not installing a stool softener !
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 05:20 AM (T4tVD)
===

I like my stools to be cushy and comfy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 05:23 AM (RIvkX)

44 31 Why is French Toast called French Toast ?

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 04:59 AM (T4tVD)
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I believe it has something to do with maple syrup ....

Posted by: Ciampino - whose toast? at April 19, 2024 05:23 AM (qfLjt)

45 1 Why is French Toast called French Toast ?

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 04:59 AM (T4tVD)
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I believe it has something to do with maple syrup ....
Posted by: Ciampino - whose toast? at April 19, 2024 05:23 AM (qfLjt)

I thought the French stole that from the Injuns.....

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 05:29 AM (T4tVD)

46 Here's an important question.

Challah French Toast or Texas Toast French Toast

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 05:30 AM (RIvkX)

47 From what I gather the Israeli strike was not intended to topple the regime but to communicate a threat to their nuclear program.

This is not what I hoped.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Indeed.

Much better, would have been total annihilation of eye-ran's nuke project...

Posted by: JQ at April 19, 2024 05:37 AM (njWTi)

48 Texas Toast French Toast

Where ya get water from a muddy hoofprint ?

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 05:37 AM (T4tVD)

49 At least he's not installing a stool softener !
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024


***
I heard that in Johnny Carson's voice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 05:39 AM (omVj0)

50 Texas Toast French Toast

Where ya get water from a muddy hoofprint ?
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024


***
"If I ever meet one of you Texas waddies what *ain't* drunk water from a muddy hoofprint, I'll shake his hand and buy him a Daniel Webster cee-gar."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 05:40 AM (omVj0)

51 Good morning! Today is the opening day of the Main Street Arts Festival here in Cowtown. It's a Fr- Sun event where hoity toity artsy fartsy folks come and try to sell you something for a few hundred dollars (or serval thousand depending on your budget). But some of the stuff is truly amazing and beautiful (and expensive). As tradition would have it, the weather will be crappy over the weekend, so I'm gonna duck outta work and we're gonna go this afternoon.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2024 05:49 AM (YRsIm)

52 CoJ-- Similar goings-on here....

Artsy fartsy overpriced goods on sale in tents on the kollidge kampus this weekend.

Used to go with Mom, every Spring. Great memories! But, "meh" on the products.

Posted by: JQ at April 19, 2024 05:56 AM (njWTi)

53 War Nood

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 19, 2024 05:58 AM (Cp1vk)

The ONT Is Coming! The ONT Is Coming!

Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere,
On the eighteenth of April, in Seventy-five;
Hardly a man is now alive
Who remembers that famous day and year.

revere.jpg

It's likely that Revere would have shouted “The Regulars are coming out!” rather than “The British are coming”. The later makes no sense considering that the Colonies considered themselves British. It wasn't until the next day, at Lexington and Concord, that they became Americans.

This Is Bizarre

This may be the strangest story I've read in a while.

21-year-old student from Pune and the curious case of her changing hands

(right click, inspect, settings, disable javascript, refresh to bypass paywall)

Explaining the shift, Pune-based physiotherapist Ketaki Doke, who has been working with Shreya, says behind this could be the muscle reconditioning itself to the new host. “The nerve begins to send signals, it is called reinnervation, and the muscles function according to body needs. A man will have muscle function different from a woman. The muscles in her hand may have started adapting to a female body,” says Doke, adding, “It was still not anticipated that her hands will transform so much.”

In the last 3-4 months, Shreya’s mother Suma noticed that her fingers were becoming leaner, slightly longer. “I see her hand every day. The fingers have become like a woman’s, the wrist is smaller. These are remarkable changes,” she says.

Iyer, from Amrita Institute, says they never anticipated such changes. “This is our first case of male-to-female hand transplant. We can only guess that female hormones have led to the change but assessing the exact cause is difficult,” he says.


So the transplanted hands were beefier and more muscular, because the donor was male, and also had much darker skin. Over time, the skin tone lightened to match her natural color, and the hands themselves became more slender and feminine. That's just amazing.


Journalism By Bot


The best restaurant for Tex-Mex in Tyler, according to diners—plus, see the runners-up

The article is crap – 2 of the 12 restaurants are fast food and there's no mention of places that are actually good like El Norteno, Jalpita's or Ruby's, but if you read between the lines it becomes apparent what they did. They wrote an intro paragraph and then had a bot collect the 12 highest rated places in the Tex Mex category on Yelp. Boom! Instant content. Wish I could figure out how to automate the ONT like that.


Meet The Press


Tucker Carlson’s Turn


So what the hell happened to Tucker Carlson?

The skepticism that served him well in the Trump years when much of the fourth estate behaved like an opposition political party has led him all the way around the horseshoe. His opposition to the people he hates—liberals and neocons—has turned him into Noam Chomsky in a bow tie.

I'm of two minds here. Yes, Tucker can get out on the fringes sometimes. Some of his recent blatherings about how wonderful the Potempkin village the Russians showed him were just embarrassing. But the main beef the author of this piece seems to have with Tucker is that he has interviewed people he doesn't like. That should be the job of journalists. Interviewing Putin gives us a chance to see the man and hear what he has to say. That's information, and the job of the news should be to inform. Also, since in the article the author openly poo-poos the idea that the FBI influenced the Jan 6 demonstrators in any way or that the 2020 election was anything other than squeaky clean, I don't think he has much room to talk about people not being grounded in reality.


Just The Tax, Ma'am

Here are the massive tax increases coming your way in a second Biden term

Biden’s written plan calls for a small business tax hike, a corporate tax hike, a capital gains and dividends tax hike, income tax hikes, energy tax hikes and even a second Death Tax on top of the first one.
Biden would increase the corporate income tax from today’s 21% to 28%. That’s a higher tax rate than communist China and France and the U.K., each at 25%.

Now add the average state corporate income tax at 4% and the average combined Biden rate would be 32%. That would be the second-highest corporate income tax in the developed world. Just below Colombia.

Biden promises to impose a tax on "unrealized gains." If your land or stock account has increased in value in the last year you would pay taxes on the unrealized gain. You have not sold the property; you do not have the income. It isn’t "real." Yet you will be taxed as if you had made the sale and received the income.

And to think our founders rebelled and founded this country in protest over a 2% tax on tea. How low we have fallen.


And Now For A Different Perspective


What Is It Good For? Absolutely Nothing


America Is Now in the Business of Losing Wars


Obviously, America ought not involve itself in foreign conflicts in which we are unwilling to stay the course. American interests dictate pragmatism. But we've gone far beyond that. Now we're telling our allies that they can't win victories in conflicts in which they are willing to stay the course and in which they can win. 

We will actively step in to prevent victory.

And so our enemies grow stronger. They have no such Hamlet-like moral qualms. They push where there is mush. Should Israel accede to America's request to leave Hamas in place in Rafah, Hezbollah will challenge Israel in the north; Iranian proxies will challenge Israel in the West Bank; Iran will up the ante in Yemen and the Red Sea. Israel and Saudi Arabia will be forced to search for new allies and new weapons. The world will significantly become more dangerous.

It turns out that the alternative to an America confident in its own moral role -- and an America willing to stand with its allies -- is a world of chaos. We are now living in that world. And things will get much, much worse before the end of this era of moral vacillation and cowardice in the face of evil.


There's only one way to win a war and achieve a lasting peace. You have to kill the enemy, and keep killing them until they have had enough and say “No more”. Then and only then can you start defining a post-war world. If the enemy doesn't believe that they have been defeated, all you do is give them a chance to rearm and regroup, and sooner or later start fighting again. Not only is this endlessly bloody, it is ultimately immoral and in the long run far costlier.


The Face Of Evil


Texas gender clinic dubbed 'Frankenstein's lab' performs hundreds of experimental surgeries each year - including giving patients a penis AND vagina and 'Barbie-dolling' clients by removing both

No comment. But I pray there will come a reckoning. And that it will be unbelievably harsh.


Good Advice


For many Gen Z students, skipping college for a trade may be their best bet

The median pay for new construction hires was $48,089 last year, compared to $39,520 for new hires in professional services. According to payroll-services provider ADP, pay for new hires in construction increased 5.1% last year, nearly double the increase for professional services. 

Trade jobs are also less subject to replacement by AI and other technologies. Some tech exec might make good money before student loan payments, but he’ll pay some kid a fortune to unclog his toilet.

If there’s a dummy in that scenario, it ain’t the kid. 

We were extremely pleased when Little said he wanted to go into the trades. He's finishing his first year in the welding program at the local junior college, and doing quite well. All this and no student loans to worry about.

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by radial power:

Rasial.jfif

Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Yp

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 10:00 PM (3CVIc)

2 1st

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at April 18, 2024 10:00 PM (IL8pV)

3 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2024 10:00 PM (+HHs+)

4 Oy

Posted by: Muchas buchas at April 18, 2024 10:00 PM (sRqeR)

5 Hello!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 10:00 PM (w6EFb)

6 Dang

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at April 18, 2024 10:00 PM (IL8pV)

7 Iran has a few more smokers now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 10:01 PM (3CVIc)

8 Horse looks like it's bottoming out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 10:01 PM (63Dwl)

9 close enough for me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 18, 2024 10:01 PM (hOUT3)

10 That's a twofer.

I can retire on top now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 10:01 PM (3CVIc)

11 Yoot !

Posted by: JT at April 18, 2024 10:01 PM (T4tVD)

12 I'm mystified by "yeet" - I've heard it used to mean getting kicked out.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 10:01 PM (w6EFb)

13 Good evening horde. Have a good ONT. Thanks WD.

Posted by: TRex at April 18, 2024 10:02 PM (IQ6Gq)

14 Sorry I'm late, I was ordering take-oit from New Guinea.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 18, 2024 10:02 PM (6h8c9)

15 Wish I could figure out how to automate the ONT like that.
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I thought the ONTs *were* automated...You and MisHum just tell AceGPT what to crank out for your ONTs and the engine takes care of the rest...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 10:03 PM (BpYfr)

16 Texas gender clinic dubbed 'Frankenstein's lab' performs hundreds of experimental surgeries each year - including giving patients a penis AND vagina and 'Barbie-dolling' clients by removing both

Well, it all averages out, doesn't it?

Posted by: "Drs. Frankenstein" at April 18, 2024 10:03 PM (DgGvY)

17 Why didn't Paul Revere simply post to all of his followers on Tik ToK?

--- The generations coming behind us

Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024 10:03 PM (WXNFJ)

18 I was going to excuse my tardiness this evening but saying some weirdo on horseback was causing a commotion, but the first story kind of ruined it.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 18, 2024 10:04 PM (6h8c9)

19 >>It's likely that Revere would have shouted “The Regulars are coming out!” rather than “The British are coming”. The later makes no sense considering that the Colonies considered themselves British. It wasn't until the next day, at Lexington and Concord, that they became Americans.

Someone has done the Freedom Trail tour.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 10:04 PM (LkLld)

20 It's a midnight ride, but the chickens are wandering about the yard?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 10:04 PM (CsUN+)

21 That's a twofer.
I can retire on top now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Hopefully because you were also first in another thread, and not because you were at the Texas frankenstein clinic.

Posted by: mikeski doubles the double entendres at April 18, 2024 10:05 PM (DgGvY)

22 Consider the source of the Tucker Carlson article. Eli Lake.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 10:05 PM (63Dwl)

23 That Tax article is infuriating.

It will absolutely destroy this country.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 10:06 PM (3CVIc)

24 Wasssssuuuuuppp Hordelings?!?!

Posted by: Doof at April 18, 2024 10:06 PM (RFPHU)

25 The radial powered pickup truck is bonkers. Wonder if it really works. #engineering

Posted by: TRex at April 18, 2024 10:06 PM (IQ6Gq)

26 so..it's WWIII..but localized....

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 10:07 PM (V13WU)

27 Shiny truck.

Posted by: davidt at April 18, 2024 10:07 PM (SYTee)

28 Unrealized gains? What if you are forced to pay the tax on a stock that went up, but then it plummets to a huge loss on paper? do you get a refund?




Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at April 18, 2024 10:07 PM (duT0u)

29 The radial powered pickup truck is bonkers. Wonder if it really works. #engineering
Posted by: TRex at April 18, 2024 10:06 PM (IQ6Gq)
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Are we sure it's not a nuclear reactor under the hood? Maybe it's RADIUM-powered...(if that's such a thing...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 10:08 PM (BpYfr)

30 Unrealized gains? What if you are forced to pay the tax on a stock that went up, but then it plummets to a huge loss on paper? do you get a refund?



==

NO REFUNDS!

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 10:08 PM (V13WU)

31 Miley,
To yeet is to throw something. Like chucking shit at a fan and seeing where it scatters.

I used to meep meep like the roadrunner when Trump would consistently make the Dems look like idiots.

Now I throw shit at the fan.

I hope to meep again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2024 10:08 PM (+HHs+)

32 It was the “French and Indian war” that really created America.

Posted by: Allen at April 18, 2024 10:08 PM (r6Z36)

33

How come my boogers taste like poop?

Posted by: Paul's Tijuana Drag Sow at April 18, 2024 10:08 PM (3/uDj)

34 And Now For A Different Perspective
They had one of those at Six Flags Over Texas in Arlington (the only real Six Flags) for decades. It was fun unless your eyes refused to believe the illusion anymore.

They also had a thing where you rolled a ball uphill. And other illusions.

Posted by: GWB at April 18, 2024 10:08 PM (1zxQh)

35 What if you are forced to pay the tax on a stock that went up, but then it plummets to a huge loss on paper? do you get a refund?
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*deep breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-- 80,000 new IRS agents

Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024 10:09 PM (WXNFJ)

36 Oy Vey, Thursday…

Posted by: Adriane the Green Tea Ice Cream Critic . . . at April 18, 2024 10:09 PM (4Winp)

37 23 That Tax article is infuriating.

It will absolutely destroy this country.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 10:06 PM (3CVIc)


To be fair, Joey B and the Yellen bitch have been pointing out for quite some time that this is the legal way to crush the peasants, all in the name of doing good for the commoners!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 18, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

38 Great. I will have to pay more property tax next year AND tax on the increased value because people moved to this area to escape taxes high-rent blue areas!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 18, 2024 10:09 PM (DBQwY)

39 JackStraw -- I heard from a mutual hockey nerd friend (browndog) that you and I have opposing rooting interests in Round 1.

Posted by: Doof at April 18, 2024 10:09 PM (RFPHU)

40 Taxing unrealized gains is the same as arresting people for thinking about murder.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 10:09 PM (3CVIc)

41 so..it's WWIII..but localized....
Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 10:07 PM (V13WU)


Just like the nuclear fallout will be localized . . . .

Posted by: RickZ at April 18, 2024 10:10 PM (emlEe)

42 21-year-old student from Pune and the curious case of her changing hands

Um, that wasn't a hand transplant, it was a double lower-arm transplant...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:10 PM (ynpvh)

43 Another historic anniversary. On this date in 1943, Army Air Force P-38s ambushed and killed Admiral Yamamoto. Sucked to be him.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 18, 2024 10:11 PM (FVME7)

44 Nice radial engine. Certainly not a Mazda.
I still prefer Fat Albert's friend's car, though, with the turbine engine in it.

Posted by: GWB at April 18, 2024 10:11 PM (1zxQh)

45 Biden assures me that nobody earning less than $400,000 will pay any extra taxes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 10:11 PM (63Dwl)

46 May words to Israel tonight is........


Don't ................ Don't............ Don't Shit your pants like I do !!!!!

Posted by: President Reverend at April 18, 2024 10:11 PM (BSF0H)

47


America Is Now in the Business of Losing Wars

..

Let's show some pride in our L's!

Lot's more to come!

Posted by: Speaker MAGA Mike at April 18, 2024 10:11 PM (ENXQd)

48 Taxing unrealized gains is the same as arresting people for thinking about murder.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

There was a case in Ohio 10 years or so ago where a guy was convicted of child pronography for writing trash in his diary. He did not publish the diary in any way.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024 10:11 PM (WXNFJ)

49 Just like the nuclear fallout will be localized . . . .

===

In Iran, price of iodine just went up...

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 10:11 PM (V13WU)

50 >>JackStraw -- I heard from a mutual hockey nerd friend (browndog) that you and I have opposing rooting interests in Round 1.

I'm sorry for your loss.

Seriously, good luck. Should be a fun series.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 10:11 PM (LkLld)

51 Well, when PR was alive, men had balls and morals. Today? Not so much.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 18, 2024 10:12 PM (Aoykm)

52 21-year-old student from Pune and the curious case of her changing hands

Um, that wasn't a hand transplant, it was a double lower-arm transplant...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:10 PM (ynpvh)

*makes Call Me motion*

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 18, 2024 10:12 PM (4I/2K)

53 Um, that wasn't a hand transplant, it was a double lower-arm transplant...
Posted by: jim

Still, you have to hand it to them.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024 10:12 PM (WXNFJ)

54 I imagine our state taxes will go up also to pay for the "free" food and housing for immigrants.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 18, 2024 10:12 PM (DBQwY)

55 That's a bad configuration for a radial engine. The rear facing cylinders get very little air flow, and will tend to overheat.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 18, 2024 10:12 PM (XMwZJ)

56 or is it iodine pills ??

*drinking iodine does not do much does it ?

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 10:12 PM (V13WU)

57 40 Taxing unrealized gains is the same as arresting people for thinking about murder.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 10:09 PM (3CVIc)


And the kicker will be when the unrealized gains are calculated based on the peak value of your stocks during the preceding year...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 18, 2024 10:12 PM (hOUT3)

58 Jay Leno has a single room in his garage that is dedicated almost exclusively to cars with airplane engines. It is gloriously mad.

Posted by: TRex at April 18, 2024 10:13 PM (IQ6Gq)

59 That Tax article is infuriating.

It will absolutely destroy this country.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 10:06 PM (3CVIc)
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To be fair, Joey B and the Yellen bitch have been pointing out for quite some time that this is the legal way to crush the peasants, all in the name of doing good for the commoners illegals!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 18, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)


Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: RickZ at April 18, 2024 10:13 PM (emlEe)

60 It's likely that Revere would have shouted “The Regulars are coming out!” rather than “The British are coming”.

I had heard it was likely "The Redcoats are coming!" They were actually known as that, particularly among those who didn't think pleasantly of them.

Posted by: GWB at April 18, 2024 10:13 PM (1zxQh)

61 There was a case in Ohio 10 years or so ago where a guy was convicted of child pronography for writing trash in his diary. He did not publish the diary in any way.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024 10:11 PM (WXNFJ)
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Nowadays, with the right publisher, he could probably get it sent out to every public school library in America...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 10:13 PM (BpYfr)

62 >>Miley,
To yeet is to throw something. Like chucking shit at a fan and seeing where it scatters.

Ah, then to get "yeeted out" of a place is to get thrown out. Gotcha. Thanks nurse!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 10:14 PM (w6EFb)

63 The median pay for new construction hires was $48,089 last year, compared to $39,520 for new hires in professional services.

Rule of thumb... not exact... but take the hourly pay... double it... make it thousands... and you have the pay scale...

So... 40K per year.... is $20 per hour... or what a fuckin McD's employee now makes in Clownifornia.

$48 K per year.... $24 per hour?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 18, 2024 10:14 PM (xaFKb)

64 45 Biden assures me that nobody earning less than $400,000 will pay any extra taxes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 10:11 PM (63Dwl)

Except inflation under Biden will eventually make a $50K/yr household of 2020 into a $500K/yr household in 2028...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:15 PM (ynpvh)

65 59 That Tax article is infuriating.

It will absolutely destroy this country.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 10:06 PM (3CVIc)
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To be fair, Joey B and the Yellen bitch have been pointing out for quite some time that this is the legal way to crush the peasants, all in the name of doing good for the commoners illegals newcomers!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 18, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: RickZ at April 18, 2024 10:13 PM (emlEe)


Fixed for political correctness!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 18, 2024 10:15 PM (hOUT3)

66 Fine no more taxes....however, we will fee and license your ass back to the stone age.

Posted by: joey b the "b" stands for braindead at April 18, 2024 10:15 PM (vJiyU)

67 53 Um, that wasn't a hand transplant, it was a double lower-arm transplant...
Posted by: jim

Still, you have to hand it to them.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024 10:12 PM (WXNFJ)

You are all cruel bastards!

Posted by: Michelle Fields... at April 18, 2024 10:16 PM (xaFKb)

68 No one will be willing to work hard with those tax rates.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at April 18, 2024 10:16 PM (s6PBU)

69 I'm sorry for your loss.

Seriously, good luck. Should be a fun series.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 10:11 PM (LkLld)


Should be good for sure. NYR certainly had the better overall season. But in each teams final 22 games, they each had the same number of regulation / OT wins (12). This series might be closer than a lot of people think. Plus -- the Presidents' Trophy curse is real!!!

Posted by: Doof at April 18, 2024 10:16 PM (RFPHU)

70 53 Um, that wasn't a hand transplant, it was a double lower-arm transplant...
Posted by: jim

Still, you have to hand it to them.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024 10:12 PM (WXNFJ)

Well, from the article, that hospital had an arm-up on the competition.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:18 PM (ynpvh)

71 >>Jay Leno has a single room in his garage that is dedicated almost exclusively to cars with airplane engines. It is gloriously mad.

Leno has a home here in Newport and does a Cars and Coffee video thing with another a guy who works for another gazilllionaire who has a local car museum in the summers. They also do amateur car shows at the various mansions.

If you think his cars are mad you should see his Newport home. J Gatsby would say "Dude, dial it back".

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 10:18 PM (LkLld)

72 No one will be willing to work hard with those tax rates.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at April 18, 2024 10:16 PM (s6PBU)

High taxes drive an underground economy. Ask Sweden.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 10:18 PM (w6EFb)

73 68 No one will be willing to work hard with those tax rates.
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at April 18, 2024 10:16 PM (s6PBU)


Yes, and it is perfect, because everyone will be totally dependent of government largesse (subject of course to their Google social credit score)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 18, 2024 10:18 PM (hOUT3)

74 Think anyone woke Biden up to tell him Israel is striking Iran? Can you just see Jill shaking her fists in anger they defied he…..him?

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 10:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

75 Should be good for sure. NYR certainly had the better overall season. But in each teams final 22 games, they each had the same number of regulation / OT wins (12). This series might be closer than a lot of people think. Plus -- the Presidents' Trophy curse is real!!!
Posted by: Doof at April 18, 2024 10:16 PM (RFPHU)

Rangers in 5.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 10:19 PM (R4t5M)

76 73 68 No one will be willing to work hard with those tax rates.
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at April 18, 2024 10:16 PM (s6PBU)

Yes, and it is perfect, because everyone will be totally dependent of government largesse (subject of course to their Google social credit score)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 18, 2024 10:18 PM (hOUT3)

And remember: we'll own nothing and like take it. Or at least that's the goal.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:19 PM (ynpvh)

77 My brother teaches HVAC at a tech college in Texas. Many of his students cannot read well or do basic math. They also can't put their phones down long enough to do the work.

Posted by: huerfano at April 18, 2024 10:19 PM (VGOMa)

78 And now for something completely different, Orthodox Mark Knopfler.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6OqSvtz16O4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 18, 2024 10:19 PM (FVME7)

79 Evenin’, All.

Doof!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 10:20 PM (9yWhg)

80 21-year-old student from Pune and the curious case of her changing hands

The donor was from Tang...

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2024 10:20 PM (W/lyH)

81 I had heard it was likely "The Redcoats are coming!" They were actually known as that, particularly among those who didn't think pleasantly of them.
Posted by: GWB at April 18, 2024 10:13 PM (1zxQh)


In Boston and surround New England, they were also known as Lobsterbacks, for obvious local ocean cuisine reasons. But I think Revere, et.al., were warning of the Regulars coming.

It's like they didn't say, when in battle line, 'ready aim, fire!' They were smooth bore muskets, there was no 'aiming'. The actual order was 'ready, level, fire!' Then hope you hit someone.

Posted by: RickZ at April 18, 2024 10:21 PM (emlEe)

82 Looks like Israel hit Iran's nuclear sites, and got clearance from Jordan and Saudi to do so.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 18, 2024 10:21 PM (PMWNp)

83 In three days there were fires at the 155mm artillery ammunition plants in the US, the UK, and Germany.
"Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action." Auric Goldfinger.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 18, 2024 10:21 PM (uqx1e)

84 Israel attacked Iran, apparently.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2024 10:21 PM (ufFY8)

85 I would tend to stay with "The British are coming!!"

We have had enough of revisionist history and removal of historic statues and Marxists/Commies running this Republic into the ground.

Oh...Where is Berry OBAMA these days...my friends want to know.

Is he stateside? Is he HUNKERING DOWN in some European SPA with his manwife?

Curious minds want to know...

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 18, 2024 10:22 PM (TDvv2)

86 No one will be willing to work hard with those tax rates.
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen


No one is going to pay them. There aren't enough prison cells.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 18, 2024 10:22 PM (PMWNp)

87 Taxes? We don’t need no taxes! We ain’t got no stinking taxes!

Keep the printers running! Turn those printers back on!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 18, 2024 10:23 PM (VNX3d)

88 Watching The Enforcer, on utube.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2024 10:23 PM (ufFY8)

89 82 Looks like Israel hit Iran's nuclear sites, and got clearance from Jordan and Saudi to do so.

I understand the Saudis ordered several tons of popcorn recently

Posted by: Johnny at April 18, 2024 10:23 PM (PmiZd)

90 Taxing unrealized gains is the same as arresting people for thinking about murder.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Seriously, if you're Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, etc etc, how do you even pay a tax like that? And 90% of those dorks are on the Demofascist side.

Biden wants the "unrealized gains" to be taxed like any other long-term capital gains. So at 20% for the guys in their tax bracket.

As an example, Bezos owns 55M shares of Amazon. It appreciated about $80 per share over the last 12 months, from about $100 to about $180.

If he has to pay 20% of that gain to the government, he has to come up with $880,000,000 in cash. Just for his Amazon stock, never mind anything else he owns.

So everyone in the country has to liquidate 20% of their holdings every year to come up with the cash to pay their taxes. That certainly won't crash the stock market.

Bezos is going to have Biden assassinated if he tries this. He might do it personally.

Posted by: mikeski at April 18, 2024 10:23 PM (DgGvY)

91 @84 Deplorable Ian Galy-Yep. Rumors are they hit some critical nuclear facilities.

Posted by: JROD at April 18, 2024 10:23 PM (IlL6s)

92 No one will be willing to work hard with those tax rates.
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at April 18, 2024 10:16 PM (s6PBU)

Yes, and it is perfect, because everyone will be totally dependent of government largesse (subject of course to their Google social credit score)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 18, 2024 10:18 PM (hOUT3)

And remember: we'll own nothing and like take it. Or at least that's the goal.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:19 PM (ynpvh)
***

Start planning your tea party now!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2024 10:23 PM (W/lyH)

93 Evenin’, All.

Doof!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 10:20 PM (9yWhg)


Howdy, brother!

Posted by: Doof at April 18, 2024 10:24 PM (RFPHU)

94 For Democrats, taxes are now merely punitive on their political enemies or to discourage behaviors they don't like.

Democrats currently believe in the related concepts of Modern Monetary Theory and that deficits just don't matter.

However, if deficits don't matter, then there is no reason for taxes and the millions of man-hours wasted every year for businesses to comply with the tax accounting rules.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 18, 2024 10:24 PM (HlyYF)

95 There was a young lady from Pune
Who chopped off her hand in a loom
They attached a man's hand
Which she really can't stand
Cause it gropes her all over the room

Posted by: Dr. Frank N. Furter at April 18, 2024 10:24 PM (FxINA)

96 So everyone in the country has to liquidate 20% of their holdings every year to come up with the cash to pay their taxes. That certainly won't crash the stock market.

Bezos is going to have Biden assassinated if he tries this. He might do it personally.
Posted by: mikeski at April 18, 2024 10:23 PM (DgGvY)
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I'm sure exceptions will be made for certain citizens...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 10:24 PM (BpYfr)

97 He can't raise taxes by executive order. It seems unlikely that the DEMs will get the trifecta of Biden's re-election, plus control of both the House & Senate.

Still, it's a warning of what they'll do if they get the chance.

Opposition to Biden's tax hikes is probably the only remaining thing that the entire GOP in Congress can agree on.

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 10:25 PM (NLIak)

98 82 Looks like Israel hit Iran's nuclear sites, and got clearance from Jordan and Saudi to do so.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 18, 2024 10:21 PM (PMWNp)

I would think the Saudis would have asked for the Israelis to do a little something to Iran's oil export capabilities.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 18, 2024 10:25 PM (6h8c9)

99 Israel attacked Iran, apparently.

Should we be shopping for refrigerators?

Posted by: Some Rat at April 18, 2024 10:25 PM (vJiyU)

100 Um, that wasn't a hand transplant, it was a double lower-arm transplant...
Posted by: jim

Still, you have to hand it to them.
Posted by: Tonypete


They get two thumbs up from me!

Posted by: mikeski at April 18, 2024 10:25 PM (DgGvY)

101 Hello, Horde! ❤😊

Things getting frisky over in the ME again. Must be a day that ends in "y"....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at April 18, 2024 10:26 PM (SRRAx)

102 US refueling planes over Iraq.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 18, 2024 10:26 PM (PMWNp)

103 Israel has hit Iran.

Posted by: Anna at April 18, 2024 10:26 PM (FnSbk)

104 If ISRAEL attacked iran...well.. purely military sites and a few upper level apartments with key political players thinking they are just having tea...KABOOM!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 18, 2024 10:26 PM (TDvv2)

105 They do transplants??

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 18, 2024 10:27 PM (SYTee)

106 95 There was a young lady from Pune
Who chopped off her hand in a loom
They attached a man's hand
Which she really can't stand
Cause it gropes her all over the room

Posted by: Dr. Frank N. Furter at April 18, 2024 10:24 PM (FxINA)

Nice, but twas a bus accident. And both hands (lower arms). I I bet they grab her boobs from time to time...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:27 PM (ynpvh)

107 Things getting frisky over in the ME again. Must be a day that ends in "y"....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at April 18, 2024 10:26 PM (SRRAx)
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I do find it interesting that the Iranians attacked Israel on a Saturday (Jewish Sabbath) and Israel is returning the favor by attacking on a Friday (Islamic holy day of the week).

I don't believe that's a coincidence.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 10:28 PM (BpYfr)

108 iran will be weeping their folly now.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 18, 2024 10:28 PM (TDvv2)

109 Um, that wasn't a hand transplant, it was a double lower-arm transplant...
Posted by: jim

Still, you have to hand it to them.
Posted by: Tonypete

They get two thumbs up from me!
Posted by: mikeski at April 18, 2024 10:25 PM (DgGvY)
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Some.imoressive prestidigatation!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2024 10:28 PM (W/lyH)

110 They do transplants??
Posted by: Michelle Fields

Yep - hand over fist!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024 10:28 PM (WXNFJ)

111 KC135s are refueling Israeli planes over Iraq.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 18, 2024 10:28 PM (PMWNp)

112 The market is yawning only down 1%.

Posted by: Not voting our way out at April 18, 2024 10:29 PM (ENXQd)

113 There was a young lady from Pune
Who chopped off her hand in a loom
They attached a man's hand
Which she really can't stand
Cause it gropes her all over the room
Posted by: Dr. Frank N. Furter

Nice, but twas a bus accident. And both hands (lower arms). I I bet they grab her boobs from time to time...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Have you checked for lumps today? We should check for lumps today.

Posted by: the hands at April 18, 2024 10:29 PM (DgGvY)

114 I do find it interesting that the Iranians attacked Israel on a Saturday (Jewish Sabbath) and Israel is returning the favor by attacking on a Friday (Islamic holy day of the week).

I don't believe that's a coincidence.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 10:28 PM (BpYfr)


Concur.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2024 10:29 PM (W/lyH)

115 104 If ISRAEL attacked iran...well.. purely military sites and a few upper level apartments with key political players thinking they are just having tea...KABOOM!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 18, 2024 10:26 PM (TDvv2)

...and Iran says as a "result" of the Israeli "attack" they may revise their "nuclear doctrine".
Gonna take a pretty fat Arab or Persian to carry one of those in their ass...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:29 PM (ynpvh)

116 Where is OBAMA?

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 18, 2024 10:29 PM (TDvv2)

117 Rest In Peace Dicky Betts

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 18, 2024 10:30 PM (sJHOI)

118 >>It's like they didn't say, when in battle line, 'ready aim, fire!' They were smooth bore muskets, there was no 'aiming'. The actual order was 'ready, level, fire!' Then hope you hit someone.

Every year there is a re-enactment of the battle at the Lexington and Concord. Those of us who grew up around the area used to visit back when we did things like history and school field trips.

One of the defining parts of those fights and a big reason the vastly outnumbered and out trained citizens were able to beat back the British is because they used what were essentially guerrilla tactics. Hiding in the woods and shooting at the British who were marching in formation in their red coats.

Pissed the Brits off but that was a big talk to the hand moment.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 10:30 PM (LkLld)

119 Apparently Israel used stand-off missiles in the attack, so there were no IAF planes over Iran, at least not on bombing runs. Good.

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 10:30 PM (NLIak)

120 KC135s are refueling Israeli planes over Iraq.

Posted by: Thomas Paine

======

Which would mean the Iranians knew ahead of time.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 18, 2024 10:30 PM (8AONa)

121 "Announcements in Tehran’s Imam Khomeini International Airport tell travelers that all flights are canceled, and instructs passengers to leave the airport, in footage circulating on Iranian social media.

Flights coming into Tehran have also been turning around"


Your vacation in Isfahan is postponed !

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 10:30 PM (V13WU)

122 113
...

Have you checked for lumps today? We should check for lumps today.

Posted by: the hands at April 18, 2024 10:29 PM (DgGvY)

LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:31 PM (ynpvh)

123 How are things, Doof?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 10:32 PM (9yWhg)

124 I'm sure exceptions will be made for certain citizens...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 10:24 PM (BpYfr)


The Panera Bread people.

Posted by: RickZ at April 18, 2024 10:32 PM (emlEe)

125 Gender is a social construct!

Posted by: Ribbed at April 18, 2024 10:32 PM (CLmzh)

126 Caryn Ann Harlos
@carynannharlos
On train again, abusive drug addled bum started yelling at a woman. Men did nothing.

-
Go figure.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 18, 2024 10:32 PM (FVME7)

127

Poooon Tang...

Posted by: Animal at April 18, 2024 10:32 PM (3/uDj)

128 121 "Announcements in Tehran’s Imam Khomeini International Airport tell travelers that all flights are canceled, and instructs passengers to leave the airport, in footage circulating on Iranian social media.

Flights coming into Tehran have also been turning around"


Your vacation in Isfahan is postponed !

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 10:30 PM (V13WU)

There's always Kabul...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:32 PM (ynpvh)

129 125 Gender is a social construct!

Posted by: Ribbed at April 18, 2024 10:32 PM (CLmzh)

Yes. Construction done in hospitals...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:33 PM (ynpvh)

130 There was a young lady from Pune
Who chopped off her hand in a loom
They attached a man's hand
Which she really can't stand
Cause it gropes her all over the room
Posted by: Dr. Frank N. Furter
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"Idle hands are the Devil's plaything." -- proverb I heard one time...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 10:33 PM (BpYfr)

131 F35's>>>>>Russian S-300SAMs

Especially when flown by Israeli pilots.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * expert procrastinator at April 18, 2024 10:33 PM (yps4S)

132 Gravity is a social construct! Ban scales!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 18, 2024 10:33 PM (FVME7)

133 Yet the hands didn't seem to be confused which body they were attached to.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 18, 2024 10:34 PM (CLmzh)

134 It’s not still Friday in Iran, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 10:34 PM (9yWhg)

135 I do find it interesting that the Iranians attacked Israel on a Saturday (Jewish Sabbath) and Israel is returning the favor by attacking on a Friday (Islamic holy day of the week).

Actually, the more amusing piece of misdirection is that various people were explaining online that Israel was unlikely to strike before April 22, which is when the traditional Passover seder occurs.

Guess not...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 10:34 PM (YAtuc)

136 130 There was a young lady from Pune
Who chopped off her hand in a loom
They attached a man's hand
Which she really can't stand
Cause it gropes her all over the room
Posted by: Dr. Frank N. Furter
---
"Idle hands are the Devil's plaything." -- proverb I heard one time...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 10:33 PM (BpYfr)

So when Masturbatin' Pete is busy doing his...business...at least one of them ain't idle, right? Or is it still the Devil's plaything?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:34 PM (ynpvh)

137 Weird Dave: My oldest granddaughter elected not to go to college even though I had been telling her for years that she should at least go to an art school. Instead, she apprenticed herself to a tattoo shop. Today, she is making good money, even paying rent to her parents. She has no school debt or any other debt I am aware of. I'm very proud of her taking that initiative.

The only thing I worry about is that I doubt there is a street corner in Omaha without a tattoo parlor, and maybe another one in the middle of the block.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at April 18, 2024 10:34 PM (ET1Q8)

138 in the article the author openly poo-poos the idea that the FBI influenced the Jan 6 demonstrators

Eli Lake is in love with both foreign tyrants (Zelenskyy) but also domestic tyrants (FBI, Biden Junta, the MIC) Lake is also needing to explain why Speaker Johnson was "Border First" and after a couple sessions with the IC, is now "What Border? The Ukrainian Border? Sure! What debt? Who The Fuck is America and Why Should America Have a Recognizable Border?"

The two possible explanations are Johnson has always been a snake just waiting for his opportunity to strike, or as MTG suggests, the IC showed pictures of child pr0n on Johnson's personal computer.

Eli Lake has Stockholm Syndrome and with a bad case of Crab Bucket Syndrome with Tucker.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 18, 2024 10:34 PM (4HcMG)

139 "Ban scales!"

Fish hardest hit.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 18, 2024 10:34 PM (CLmzh)

140 71 Leno has a home here in Newport and does a Cars and Coffee video thing with another a guy who works for another gazilllionaire who has a local car museum in the summers. They also do amateur car shows at the various mansions.

If you think his cars are mad you should see his Newport home. J Gatsby would say "Dude, dial it back".

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 10:18 PM
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One wild thing about the mansion is that it is divided into five condos. He bought four of them. Another owner remains in the fifth. Jay is probably happy to have someone around the place. I think he paid $13.5m which must have looked like a bargain compared to CA real estate prices.

Posted by: TRex at April 18, 2024 10:34 PM (IQ6Gq)

141 132 Gravity is a social construct! Ban scales!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 18, 2024 10:33 PM (FVME7)

Do that and fish will need bicycles...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:35 PM (ynpvh)

142 I'm imagining a Hitler Downfall parody video...


"Steiner's air defenses will knock them out of the sky!"

"Mein Imam..."

Posted by: davidt at April 18, 2024 10:35 PM (SYTee)

143 It’s not still Friday in Iran, though.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Isn't it around 0605am tomorrow there now?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024 10:35 PM (WXNFJ)

144 I would think the Saudis would have asked for the Israelis to do a little something to Iran's oil export capabilities.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 18, 2024 10:25 PM (6h8c9)

Kharg Island was a target, so...?


The mullahs should get into Vault 666.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2024 10:35 PM (ufFY8)

145 134 It’s not still Friday in Iran, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 10:34 PM (9yWhg)

6:05 a.m. Friday...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:35 PM (ynpvh)

146 I'm of two minds here. Yes, Tucker can get out on the fringes sometimes. Some of his recent blatherings about how wonderful the Potempkin village the Russians showed him were just embarrassing. But the main beef the author of this piece seems to have with Tucker is that he has interviewed people he doesn't like. That should be the job of journalists.

The irony here is that if Tucker had given the exact same interview and said the exact same things in 2012 that the FNM would love him.

And as a point to consider, it is not that Russia has become a wonderful place overnight, though there are small improvements, is that urban America has become the kind of shithole we complained about in other countries a generation ago.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 10:35 PM (ibTVg)

147 112

NOT yawning. Oil (WTI) up 3.75%.

Futures losses aren't decimal dust, either, esp considering the recent S&P losing streak.

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 10:35 PM (NLIak)

148 all holidays are postponed !

--IDF

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 10:35 PM (V13WU)

149 Gravity is a social construct! Ban scales!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals

We need common sense gravity laws. Or a way to tax it.

Posted by: Some Rat at April 18, 2024 10:35 PM (vJiyU)

150 Should be good for sure. NYR certainly had the better overall season. But in each teams final 22 games, they each had the same number of regulation / OT wins (12). This series might be closer than a lot of people think. Plus -- the Presidents' Trophy curse is real!!!
Posted by: Doof at April 18, 2024 10:16 PM (RFPHU)

Its been Friday.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 10:35 PM (R4t5M)

151 117

AH...yes indeed...Southern Fried ROCK at it's very best.

Don't have bands like The ALLMAN BROTHERS any more!!!

That was a time.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 18, 2024 10:36 PM (TDvv2)

152 Allegedly a building in Teheran blew up where a meeting of high-ranking IRGC officers was taking place.

These things happen...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 10:36 PM (YAtuc)

153 The two possible explanations are Johnson has always been a snake just waiting for his opportunity to strike, or as MTG suggests, the IC showed pictures of child pr0n on Johnson's personal computer.

Remember how the FNM/IC invented child molestation charges out of whole cloth against Judge Roy Moore? I said at the time allowing them to get away with it was a dumb dumb idea...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 10:37 PM (ibTVg)

154 Markets roiled !!

---Day ending in a "Y"

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 10:37 PM (V13WU)

155 Israel attacked Iran, apparently.

-
They ignored Biden?!!! Inconceivable!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 18, 2024 10:37 PM (FVME7)

156 It's likely that Revere would have shouted “The Regulars are coming out!” rather than “The British are coming”. The later makes no sense considering that the Colonies considered themselves British. It wasn't until the next day, at Lexington and Concord, that they became Americans.

Someone has done the Freedom Trail tour.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 10:04 PM (LkLld)

I thought "Americans" was in common use to refer to colonial residents in the decades before the Revolutionary War?

Posted by: just the punchline at April 18, 2024 10:38 PM (tkR6S)

157 If ISRAEL attacked iran...well.. purely military sites and a few upper level apartments with key political players thinking they are just having tea...KABOOM!!!

Personally, I would prefer that random Iranian mullahs (and the State Department co-conspirators) just keep disappearing without any explanation or clues. Keep the leadership of Iran and the traitors in the US State Department guessing and constantly looking over their shoulders afraid of their own shadow.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 18, 2024 10:38 PM (4HcMG)

158 Apparently it is some mullah's birthday.
Didn't catch who they said it was.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2024 10:38 PM (ufFY8)

159 153 The two possible explanations are Johnson has always been a snake just waiting for his opportunity to strike, or as MTG suggests, the IC showed pictures of child pr0n on Johnson's personal computer.

Remember how the FNM/IC invented child molestation charges out of whole cloth against Judge Roy Moore? I said at the time allowing them to get away with it was a dumb dumb idea...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 10:37 PM (ibTVg)

Even if he didn't have any...ask Sharyl Attkisson what the Gov't did to HER computer...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:38 PM (ynpvh)

160 Good night, y’all. Early day tomorrow.

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 10:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

161 Dear iran,

please immediately UN-FUCK YOURSELVES or suffer further pain and degradation until you are nothing more than the sands of time...

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 18, 2024 10:39 PM (TDvv2)

162 Oops! I was thinking that today was Friday! Belay my last stupid comment.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 10:39 PM (9yWhg)

163 154 Markets roiled !!

---Day ending in a "Y"

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 10:37 PM (V13WU)

In Spanish, that doesn't work:
Domingo
Lunes
Martes
Miercoles
Jueves
Viernes
Sabado

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:40 PM (ynpvh)

164 In Spanish, that doesn't work:
Domingo
Lunes
Martes
Miercoles
Jueves
Viernes
Sabado
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:40 PM (ynpvh)

spanish markets don't count

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 10:40 PM (V13WU)

165 One of the defining parts of those fights and a big reason the vastly outnumbered and out trained citizens were able to beat back the British is because they used what were essentially guerrilla tactics. Hiding in the woods and shooting at the British who were marching in formation in their red coats.

Pissed the Brits off but that was a big talk to the hand moment.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 10:30 PM (LkLld)


The Colonials learned to fight like Indians. Add to that The Kentucky Long Rifle, with actual rifling in the barrel, for accurate shots. At one point, the British had called a parlay because the Rebels were shooting their officers with alarming frequency. The British thought that terribly unfair and wanted their officers to face random death on the battlefield like the average soldier and not specifically targeted. No agreement came from the parlay.

Posted by: RickZ at April 18, 2024 10:41 PM (emlEe)

166 158 Apparently it is some mullah's birthday.
Didn't catch who they said it was.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2024 10:38 PM (ufFY

Did he go out with a bang?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:41 PM (ynpvh)

167

I hope my Iranian sodobuddies are okay! When they aren't with me they're usually underneath livestock, so they are probably shielded...

Posted by: Paul's Tijuana Drag Show at April 18, 2024 10:41 PM (3/uDj)

168 163 All the more reason not to speak Spanish.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 10:41 PM (9yWhg)

169 Biden promises to impose a tax on "unrealized gains." If your land or stock account has increased in value in the last year you would pay taxes on the unrealized gain. You have not sold the property; you do not have the income. It isn’t "real." Yet you will be taxed as if you had made the sale and received the income

And remember this ignores inflation which is running at around 10% (real rate).

So buy $1000 in stock and watch it go to $1100 with still the real purchasing power of $1000 but now you'll own the Junta $20 or $30 dollars for the mistake of investing your money...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 10:41 PM (ibTVg)

170 'Night, Piper.

Owlbert's workday has just begun, though.

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 10:41 PM (NLIak)

171 Nice radial engine. It is.
The NSU/Mazda is a "rotary" engine. But there is another rotary, too -- WWI Rhone airplane engines are the oddest thing ever.
Propeller is attached to the block; crank and pistons are stationary, part of the plane. The whole mass of the motor rotates. They didn't even try to throttle them. On, or off.

When there were lots of surplus radials around, they were used for some stationary power applications. You can see them at antique tractor meets. They're better in free air, or driving a fan -- but the big drawback is how much oil they fling, and the shorter TBOH due to the big thermal differences. Loose as a goose cold, and the rings snug up as the engine heats up.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 18, 2024 10:42 PM (zdLoL)

172 Israel took out the Iranian early warning system in Syria first.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 18, 2024 10:42 PM (PMWNp)

173 >>>> Texas gender clinic dubbed 'Frankenstein's lab' performs hundreds of experimental surgeries each year - including giving patients a penis AND vagina and 'Barbie-dolling' clients by removing both
============

So, Texas Children's is at it again?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2024 10:42 PM (s9Dvd)

174 165
...
No agreement came from the parlay.

Posted by: RickZ at April 18, 2024 10:41 PM (emlEe)

Well, one British sniper had Washington in his sites at one point, but didn't fire...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:42 PM (ynpvh)

175 I stumbled across the first trailer for Transformer One.. The article around it insists it is the most anticipated movie of the fall. Not by me it's not. Thank heaven I have at least twenty years of DVDs stored away. I have the feeling its going to be a long, long time til I trot out to a theater. The only thing that interests me is that Alamo Roadhouse reruns older movies that would be great to see on the big screen again.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at April 18, 2024 10:42 PM (ET1Q8)

176 Of course taxes are going to go up. We have millions of freeloaders here illegally costing us billions every month. Somebody's got to lay up. And those student loans weren't forgiven. They were merely transferred to us.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2024 10:42 PM (W/lyH)

177 All things considered, at least I've restocked my Strategic Booze Reserves.

So that's nice.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 18, 2024 10:42 PM (XV/Pl)

178 172 Israel took out the Iranian early warning system in Syria first.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 18, 2024 10:42 PM (PMWNp)

Wouldn't that, in itself, be a warning?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:43 PM (ynpvh)

179 And as a point to consider, it is not that Russia has become a wonderful place overnight, though there are small improvements, is that urban America has become the kind of shithole we complained about in other countries a generation ago.

Just traveling around the globe through either Dubai or Doha and you realize that the US international airports are shitholes. That is the Great Entryway into the US from abroad and it sort of sets the expectations when they get into Gangland America where every blue city looks like WW2 Dresden or Beirut.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 18, 2024 10:43 PM (4HcMG)

180 Que sabroso~

@ReduxxMag
🚨MEET MEXICO'S NEW "FEMALE" POLITICAL CANDIDATES🚨

Four men in San Luis de Potosí have self-identified as "women" in order to secure nominations in the upcoming municipal election.
twitter.com/ReduxxMag/status/1780998600241057919

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 10:43 PM (IG4Id)

181 152 Allegedly a building in Teheran blew up where a meeting of high-ranking IRGC officers was taking place.

These things happen...
Posted by: The ARC of History

I wonder if the Imams lay awake at night, puckered, because they know they can't hide from Mossad.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * expert procrastinator at April 18, 2024 10:43 PM (yps4S)

182 Cyber attack on Iran too.

LOL

Stuxnet v2.0?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2024 10:43 PM (ufFY8)

183 We need common sense gravity laws. Or a way to tax it.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 18, 2024 10:35 PM (vJiyU)


Rat, I think you broke the code, the IRS could use a man like you in their innovative tax creation department!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 18, 2024 10:44 PM (hOUT3)

184 WAIT! WAAAIIT!! does Iran have an airforce ???

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 10:44 PM (V13WU)

185 One of the defining parts of those fights and a big reason the vastly outnumbered and out trained citizens were able to beat back the British is because they used what were essentially guerrilla tactics.

This is true but it undersells that Washington was strategically brilliant. He use those guerilla tactics, the lay of the land, and his understanding of how the British worked to beat them.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 10:44 PM (ibTVg)

186 176 Of course taxes are going to go up. We have millions of freeloaders here illegally costing us billions every month. Somebody's got to lay up. And those student loans weren't forgiven. They were merely transferred to us.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2024 10:42 PM (W/lyH)

Wait until they start drawing social security...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:44 PM (ynpvh)

187 Judging by the illustration above...

For a silversmith, he sure rides like a no-hands rodeo star.

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 10:44 PM (NLIak)

188 Our glorious judicial system.

Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro
Former federal prosecutor Sunny Hostin fears a Trump supporter will "sneak onto that jury."
She suggests the surefire way to get onto the jury is to say "I hate Trump."
She's not worried about a Trump hater sneaking onto the jury.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 18, 2024 10:44 PM (FVME7)

189 181 152 Allegedly a building in Teheran blew up where a meeting of high-ranking IRGC officers was taking place.

These things happen...
Posted by: The ARC of History


So, some people did some things...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 18, 2024 10:45 PM (hOUT3)

190 @165 The Ferguson breech-loader is coming to the chat.
A British sniper once had G.Wash in his sights. Noblesse oblige, he didn't have the heart. What a gent.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 18, 2024 10:45 PM (zdLoL)

191
Cyber attack on Iran too.

===

Israel telling Iran, "We gonna fk you up !"

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 10:45 PM (V13WU)

192 180 Que sabroso~

@ReduxxMag
🚨MEET MEXICO'S NEW "FEMALE" POLITICAL CANDIDATES🚨

Four men in San Luis de Potosí have self-identified as "women" in order to secure nominations in the upcoming municipal election.
twitter.com/ReduxxMag/status/1780998600241057919

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 10:43 PM (IG4Id)

The small Kalifornian bordertown of Calexico recalled its trans mayor.
https://tinyurl.com/ycsxhumt

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:45 PM (ynpvh)

193 157

Oh yes that would apply to the current FJB administration as there are PLENTY of MOSSAD operatives flowing about Maryland and Virginia that the CIA have lost track of...

But where is Berry?

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 18, 2024 10:45 PM (TDvv2)

194 Times of Israel: "As Israel reportedly strikes Iran, Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei marks his 85th birthday."

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 10:46 PM (MvF+J)

195 Isfahan, Shiraz and Tehran all hit.

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 10:46 PM (V13WU)

196 As Israel reportedly strikes Iran, Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei marks his 85th birthday."
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 10:46 PM (MvF+J)

Hope it's his last.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 10:47 PM (R4t5M)

197 185 I’ve heard it said that Washington, though not a flawless military commander, never made the same mistake twice. Dude learned from his mistakes.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 10:47 PM (9yWhg)

198 I wonder if the Imams lay awake at night, puckered, because they know they can't hide from Mossad.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * expert procrastinator at April 18, 2024 10:43 PM (yps4S)
---
Let's hope they haven't had a good night's sleep in 30 years...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 10:47 PM (BpYfr)

199 169 Biden promises to impose a tax on "unrealized gains." ... So buy $1000 in stock and watch it go to $1100 with still the real purchasing power of $1000 but now you'll own the Junta $20 or $30 dollars for the mistake of investing your money...
Posted by: 18-1

Gonna be a lot of stocks falling out of the canoe and into the lake!

Posted by: IRS meet ATF at April 18, 2024 10:48 PM (FxINA)

200 Times of Israel: "As Israel reportedly strikes Iran, Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei marks his 85th birthday."
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 10:46 PM (MvF+J)

At least he is not blowing out nuclear candles.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2024 10:48 PM (ufFY8)

201

The Israelis blew up Shiraz?

*sobs*

Posted by: Wine Snob at April 18, 2024 10:48 PM (3/uDj)

202 Sorry, leftist site. Stuff in it was absolute Bullshit. Here's a better one:

https://tinyurl.com/5bmy86xs

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:48 PM (ynpvh)

203 178 172 Israel took out the Iranian early warning system in Syria first.

Posted by: Thomas Paine
------------------

Thought you said, 'took out Syria first', that would have been nice.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2024 10:48 PM (s9Dvd)

204 Of course taxes are going to go up.

There are some asshats, who've been around awhile, who have proposed taxing employer provided health care benefits. It never stays on the table long. Wondering if it will this time?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * expert procrastinator at April 18, 2024 10:48 PM (yps4S)

205 29 The radial powered pickup truck is bonkers. Wonder if it really works. #engineering
Posted by: TRex at April 18, 2024 10:06 PM (IQ6Gq)
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Are we sure it's not a nuclear reactor under the hood? Maybe it's RADIUM-powered...(if that's such a thing...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 10:08 PM (BpYfr)
----
Well in the 30s-50s radium, Ra, could do everything so we had Ra enemas, Ra added to 'elixirs', and of course glow-in-the-dark everything.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #12 at April 18, 2024 10:49 PM (qfLjt)

206 Cyber attack on Iran too.

===

Israel telling Iran, "We gonna fk you up !"
Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 10:45 PM (V13WU)
----
I suspect by the time the Israelis are done, the message will be, "We can reach out and touch you anytime, anywhere, in any manner we choose...Sleep tight!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 10:49 PM (BpYfr)

207 As Israel reportedly strikes Iran, Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei marks his 85th birthday."
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 10:46 PM (MvF+J)

Hope it's his last.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 10:47 PM (R4t5M)

We replaced the regular candles on his cake with those trick candles that constantly relight themselves. He'll blow out a pulmonary artery trying to blow out all the candles.

Posted by: The Mossad at April 18, 2024 10:49 PM (4I/2K)

208 Even worse, there are reports that the Israelis are marching into Haifa, despite Biden's order that they not do that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 10:50 PM (YAtuc)

209 I think you broke the code, the IRS could use a man like you in their innovative tax creation department!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~

40 years ago my Uncle said "The only thing they don't tax is the air you breathe, and someday, they'll get around to that."
The man was a freaking prophet.

Posted by: Some Rat at April 18, 2024 10:50 PM (vJiyU)

210 Well in the 30s-50s radium, Ra, could do everything so we had Ra enemas, Ra added to 'elixirs', and of course glow-in-the-dark everything.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #12 at April 18, 2024 10:49 PM (qfLjt)
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Heh. I'd forgotten about that. Didn't that also lead to an exciting new array of diseases?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 10:50 PM (BpYfr)

211 >>One wild thing about the mansion is that it is divided into five condos. He bought four of them. Another owner remains in the fifth. Jay is probably happy to have someone around the place. I think he paid $13.5m which must have looked like a bargain compared to CA real estate prices.

I've heard it's been redone back into a single mansion. But all the mansions in Newport have full time staff to keep them up. They have to because of the North Atlantic and just the immense size of the place. It's like owning a stone hotel with acres of land on the ocean because that's what it is.

I spent most of my life fishing in the ocean right in front of the place. It's spectacular. Leno is originally from the Boston area, I've never met him but locals who have say he's a really nice guy.

A bit about the place.

https://tinyurl.com/5473ustw

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 10:50 PM (LkLld)

212 Even worse, there are reports that the Israelis are marching into Haifa, despite Biden's order that they not do that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 10:50 PM (YAtuc)

Well, Haifa is in Israel, so...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2024 10:51 PM (ufFY8)

213 60 It's likely that Revere would have shouted “The Regulars are coming out!” rather than “The British are coming”.

I had heard it was likely "The Redcoats are coming!" They were actually known as that, particularly among those who didn't think pleasantly of them.
Posted by: GWB at April 18, 2024 10:13 PM (1zxQh)

-----------

Lobsterbacks?
George's Poofters?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 10:51 PM (H22GW)

214 Even if he didn't have any...ask Sharyl Attkisson what the Gov't did to HER computer...

That is what I mean. When Schumer told us that the IC has "Six Ways From Sunday of Getting Back At You", he started from the position of a dirty fighter who believes in By Any Means Necessary to maintain power - which would include framing, inventing crimes, lawfare, debanking, and outright assassination - character or physical - if needed.

So when he is in awe of the utter corruption and evil of the IC, we need to know its real.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 18, 2024 10:51 PM (4HcMG)

215 this looks a little dated ..

"US approves Rafah op. in exchange for no Israeli counter-strikes on Iran - report
Israel allegedly obtained approval for an operation in Rafah as long as it doesn't strike Iran, according to Qatari reports."

I guess Israel will have to live with US disapproval.

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 10:51 PM (V13WU)

216 We may have a terror cell activation in our near future.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 10:51 PM (R4t5M)

217 IRGC says they shot down three "small birds".

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2024 10:51 PM (ufFY8)

218 When there were lots of surplus radials around, they were used for some stationary power applications. You can see them at antique tractor meets. They're better in free air, or driving a fan -- but the big drawback is how much oil they fling, and the shorter TBOH due to the big thermal differences. Loose as a goose cold, and the rings snug up as the engine heats up.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 18, 2024 10:42 PM (zdLoL)

That truck with the radial looks unfinished; no pipes to the exhaust ports.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 10:51 PM (tkR6S)

219 Biden promises to impose a tax on "unrealized gains." ... So buy $1000 in stock and watch it go to $1100 with still the real purchasing power of $1000 but now you'll own the Junta $20 or $30 dollars for the mistake of investing your money...
Posted by: 18-1

Gonna be a lot of stocks falling out of the canoe and into the lake!
Posted by: IRS meet ATF at April 18, 2024 10:48 PM (FxINA)
***

Gonna be even more politicians falling out of canoes...with concrete galoshes.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2024 10:51 PM (W/lyH)

220 IRGC says they shot down three "small birds".
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Laden or Unladen?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024 10:52 PM (WXNFJ)

221 208 Even worse, there are reports that the Israelis are marching into Haifa, despite Biden's order that they not do that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 10:50 PM (YAtuc)

Yeah, old news. They did that in 1948. They did that 4000 years ago too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:52 PM (ynpvh)

222 53 Um, that wasn't a hand transplant, it was a double lower-arm transplant...
Posted by: jim

Still, you have to hand it to them.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024 10:12 PM (WXNFJ)
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Gives a different meaning to shoulder arms.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #13 at April 18, 2024 10:52 PM (qfLjt)

223 SS Agent #1: Wake up the POTUS Israel just hit Iran... What's that horrible smell ???

SS Agent #2: Smells like Shit !!!!!!!!

SS Agent #1: Son of Bitch that Old Fart Shit in the bed again..... I am not cleaning it up again. That's three times today.

SS Agent #2: Screw that Crap I am not cleaning it up..... Get that little idiot KJP or Cumstain Sullivan...



Posted by: SNL Live from 1600 Pennsylvania Ave at April 18, 2024 10:53 PM (BSF0H)

224 and of course glow-in-the-dark everything.

Posted by: Ciampino -
-----------------------

Chrysler had a three dimensional instrument cluster. It was simply marvelous.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2024 10:53 PM (s9Dvd)

225 210 Well in the 30s-50s radium, Ra, could do everything so we had Ra enemas, Ra added to 'elixirs', and of course glow-in-the-dark everything.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #12 at April 18, 2024 10:49 PM (qfLjt)
----
Heh. I'd forgotten about that. Didn't that also lead to an exciting new array of diseases?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 10:50 PM (BpYfr)

A great deal of the radium watch assembly girls would have attested to that, except many lost their tongues, and mouths, and died for aweful cancers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:53 PM (ynpvh)

226 Yeah, old news. They did that in 1948. They did that 4000 years ago too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:52 PM (ynpvh)

LOL
We are assholes.
I assume he means Rafah.

Still...we are assholes.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2024 10:54 PM (ufFY8)

227 Hi there! Do you use Twitter? I'd like to follow you if that
would be okay. I'm definitely enjoying your blog and look
forward to new updates.

==

Just don't wonder into the comments section. You will thank me later....

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 10:54 PM (V13WU)

228 Khamenei is 85. That other old bastard lived to 86.

I blame the teetotalism.

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 10:54 PM (NLIak)

229 Sad to hear about Dickey Betts. Glad I saw ABB when I did (1995). Great show! He made it to 80 and considering his lifestyle, that's pretty good.

https://youtu.be/68X8o0S7vJc?si=vEtuG12jzvA7nqUG

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 18, 2024 10:54 PM (xA5g+)

230

Israeli spy pigeons executed in Tehran central square by elite Quds Force snipers!

Posted by: Film at 11:00! at April 18, 2024 10:54 PM (3/uDj)

231 213 60 It's likely that Revere would have shouted “The Regulars are coming out!” rather than “The British are coming”.

I had heard it was likely "The Redcoats are coming!" They were actually known as that, particularly among those who didn't think pleasantly of them.
Posted by: GWB at April 18, 2024 10:13 PM (1zxQh)

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Lobsterbacks?
George's Poofters?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 10:51 PM (H22GW)

"Yo, Paul R., Are those faggots those redcoats are eating over there?"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:54 PM (ynpvh)

232 I stumbled across the first trailer for Transformer One.

-
Videogame sequel Kingdom Come II was announced today. I was a great game although very hard. You learned a lot about life in 14th century and it wasn't just all fighting. You haggled with merchants, went to church, gathered resources and crafted things etc.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0tUq1uQKSZg&t=175s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 18, 2024 10:54 PM (FVME7)

233 216 We may have a terror cell activation in our near future.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner


Come on man, that be like crazy talk, there's no way Iranian terrorists could get into this country...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 18, 2024 10:55 PM (hOUT3)

234 A great deal of the radium watch assembly girls would have attested to that, except many lost their tongues, and mouths, and died for aweful cancers.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:53 PM (ynpvh)

I saw that a number of years ago on some show about poisons.
Horrible.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2024 10:55 PM (ufFY8)

235 Even worse, there are reports that the Israelis are marching into Haifa, despite Biden's order that they not do that.

Remember when Biden bragged about having the most comprehensive voter fraud schemes in place? When he hinted that Putin should invade Ukraine and when Iran should attack Israel directly? Those were covered up as slips, but they also were foreshadowing. When Biden bragged about knowing about the location of the Top Secret Presidential Bunker by telling everyone where it was?

When Biden talked about Haifa, that was foreshadowing of a false flag to be staged in Haifa.

Bank on it. It was brought up in a Briefing and he has fantasized about it since then and has no filters to keep secrets to himself.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 18, 2024 10:56 PM (4HcMG)

236 Of course taxes are going to go up.

There are some asshats, who've been around awhile, who have proposed taxing employer provided health care benefits. It never stays on the table long. Wondering if it will this time?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * expert procrastinator at April 18, 2024 10:48 PM (yps4S)


Here's another oldie. I'm waiting for the nationalization of 401(k)s and IRAs. Looking at the current landscape, is that really too far fetched now? The governments are bankrupt and illegals are going to start rioting soon over lack of being giving enough free shit while blacks will riot because their free shit is going to the illegals. Somebody has to pay. So who needs Mr. and Mrs. Middle Class? Just take everything from them. Their, businesses, their homes, their savings. Why it's a communist Utopia for illegals and The Free Shit Army!

Posted by: RickZ at April 18, 2024 10:56 PM (emlEe)

237 Hope it's his last.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 10:47 PM (R4t5M)

Would be real nice, it would.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 10:56 PM (tkR6S)

238 227 Yeah, old news. They did that in 1948. They did that 4000 years ago too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:52 PM (ynpvh)

LOL
We are assholes.
I assume he means Rafah.

Still...we are assholes.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2024 10:54 PM (ufFY

Yeah, true, but Beau was there for both events...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:56 PM (ynpvh)

239 Enough of this geopolitical falderal. Let’s get to the important stuff: What does Tay-Tay think of Sydney Sweeney’s boobs?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 10:57 PM (9yWhg)

240 Sources say Israel says this is a "limited response".

LOL

Alarms going off in northern Israel.
They are guessing the proxies are fucking around, i.e. Hezbollah.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2024 10:57 PM (ufFY8)

241 "It's likely that Revere would have shouted “The Regulars are coming out!” rather than “The British are coming”. The later makes no sense considering that the Colonies considered themselves British. It wasn't until the next day, at Lexington and Concord, that they became Americans."


Sounds like WeirdDave has either attended an Appleseed or read some David Hackett Fischer, or both. Bravo!

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at April 18, 2024 10:57 PM (2AUjo)

242 217 IRGC says they shot down three "small birds".
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2024 10:51 PM (ufFY


Birds aren't real!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 18, 2024 10:57 PM (hOUT3)

243 Enough of this geopolitical falderal. Let’s get to the important stuff: What does Tay-Tay think of Sydney Sweeney’s boobs?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 10:57 PM (9yWhg)
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At last! A serious topic worthy of Horde discussion!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 10:58 PM (BpYfr)

244 56 or is it iodine pills ??

*drinking iodine does not do much does it ?

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 10:12 PM (V13WU)
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Iodine solution is not good!!
(Potassium) iodide for thyroid protection, if it works.
And iodine is pronounced iodeen not iodyne. You know just like chlorine, fluorine, bromine, astatine.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #14 at April 18, 2024 10:58 PM (qfLjt)

245 Looking at war news on Jerusalem Post. They have toenail fungus ads too. Who knew?

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 10:58 PM (MvF+J)

246 (z4PA

Commie Fag spammer at 222 needs to be nuked. it's link is probably full of malware.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 10:58 PM (tkR6S)

247 241 Sources say Israel says this is a "limited response".

LOL

Alarms going off in northern Israel.
They are guessing the proxies are fucking around, i.e. Hezbollah.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2024 10:57 PM (ufFY

Time for FAFO the clown to honk their noses.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 10:59 PM (ynpvh)

248 216;234

Look on the bright side.

At least we're safe from school board dissidents and anti-abortion pickets.

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 11:00 PM (NLIak)

249 246 Looking at war news on Jerusalem Post. They have toenail fungus ads too. Who knew?

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 10:58 PM (MvF+J)

No, those just follow you from this site.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 11:00 PM (ynpvh)

250 Looking at war news on Jerusalem Post. They have toenail fungus ads too. Who knew?
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 10:58 PM (MvF+J)


But do they have King Harv?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2024 11:01 PM (W/lyH)

251 I hope this is just the beginning of Iran's destruction by Israel. Make the ground bounce.

Posted by: With Extreme prejudice at April 18, 2024 11:01 PM (vJj6V)

252 211 Leno is originally from the Boston area, I've never met him but locals who have say he's a really nice guy.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 10:50 PM
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Can confirm. He'll talk cars all day but is a somewhat reluctant celebrity. I've spent time with him but never dreamed of asking for a photo.

Posted by: TRex at April 18, 2024 11:02 PM (IQ6Gq)

253 18, 19, and 20 April are heavy days in history. Article coming.
Sure, a lot of modern oddities are just because of anniversary dates, but -- the discovery of Australia? Try to plan that!

So close to Hitler's birthday...

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 18, 2024 11:02 PM (zdLoL)

254 You're spot on Dave, that list is crap! Any list that doesn't have Tacqueria Lugar on it is trash! I do like Posado's a lot, so that's one they got.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2024 11:02 PM (S6gqv)

255 >The later makes no sense considering that the Colonies considered themselves British.

Well if they talked about "the British", (IDK, I won't stake my history knowledge against any hordemember in good standing), then they were separate.
It's funny how people use "us" and "them" and unconsciously group things in ways that are more truthful than any geography or law.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 18, 2024 11:02 PM (lhenN)

256 Sonobi!

Posted by: Ghost of Sonobi at April 18, 2024 11:02 PM (V13WU)

257 249 216;234

Look on the bright side.

At least we're safe from school board dissidents and anti-abortion pickets.

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 11:00 PM (NLIak)

https://youtu.be/jHPOzQzk9Qo&t=30s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 11:02 PM (ynpvh)

258 Look on the bright side.

At least we're safe from school board dissidents and anti-abortion pickets.
Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 11:00 PM (NLIak)


And we're monitoring those menacing Catholic terrorists with their Latin trash talk.

Posted by: RickZ at April 18, 2024 11:03 PM (emlEe)

259 Time for FAFO the clown to honk their noses.
Posted by: jim


*snort

FAFO the Clown

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 11:03 PM (HGv4O)

260 Good evening morons and thank you wd

I agree it's important to interview distasteful people. The problem is TuCa is not asking the right questions, the tough questions. He gave Putin a pass. He gave the Bethlehem priest a pass.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 18, 2024 11:03 PM (RIvkX)

261 And we're monitoring those menacing Catholic terrorists with their Latin trash talk.
Posted by: RickZ


But it is not a problem when the "newcomers" cannot speak a word of English...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 18, 2024 11:04 PM (hOUT3)

262 How’s Leno doing since his accident a year or two ago?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 11:05 PM (9yWhg)

263

Well, I'd suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American zinc...

Posted by: City Gent at April 18, 2024 11:06 PM (3/uDj)

264
We've got a sanctified shit ton of green lacewings around here now. Adults. They are good guys. They eat other bugs, which eat garden vegetables.

But there is a swarm of 'em here. A bunch are in the house. And they stink when smashed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 18, 2024 11:06 PM (w6EFb)

265 258 Look on the bright side.

At least we're safe from school board dissidents and anti-abortion pickets.
Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 11:00 PM (NLIak)

And we're monitoring those menacing Catholic terrorists with their Latin trash talk.
Posted by: RickZ at April 18, 2024 11:03 PM (emlEe)

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We should all be grateful the FBI doesn't squander any of its precious resources looking into the 'Death to America' crowd that's showing up at all the anti-Jew protests.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 11:06 PM (H22GW)

266 The Sherman Tank was most often powered by a 9 cyl radial engine, adapted from an airplane engine design.

Whether Pratt or Wright, I don't recall at the moment.

Don't know how the ducted the cooling fans, but it seems to have worked well enough. Until the Sherman took a German shell, and then the fan would only make the Ronson Flame all the more happy to burn.

And, here's hoping the Israelis did Great Haram to the Mullahs and their enterprises.


*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2024 11:06 PM (e6UQI)

267 Thanks for nuking the spammer! Some of those fuckers are dangerous to your computer's health.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 11:06 PM (tkR6S)

268 261 Comers of new
Comers experiencing newness

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 11:07 PM (9yWhg)

269 "What does Tay-Tay think of Sydney Sweeney’s boobs?"

Jealousy. And keeping an eye on Travis' browser history.

Posted by: davidt at April 18, 2024 11:07 PM (SYTee)

270 We've got a sanctified shit ton of green lacewings around here now. Adults. They are good guys. They eat other bugs, which eat garden vegetables.

But there is a swarm of 'em here. A bunch are in the house. And they stink when smashed.
Posted by: publius


Um, don't smash'em?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 11:07 PM (HGv4O)

271 Catholic terrorists with their Latin trash talk.

Gutter Italian. I've known people who could converse in classical Latin. Nobody understands Churchlatin. It's...vulgar.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 18, 2024 11:08 PM (zdLoL)

272 269 "What does Tay-Tay think of Sydney Sweeney’s boobs?"

Jealousy. And keeping an eye on Travis' browser history.

Posted by: davidt at April 18, 2024 11:07 PM (SYTee)

LOL, I read that as "Trouser History"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 11:08 PM (ynpvh)

273 I'm hoping the XO and I will be able to avoid a lot of the new taxes. The day after Zero won the presidency, I talked the XO into cashing in every none ash financial instrument we owned. The only thing we have now are a checking account and an interest bearing savings account he can write three checks a month. We own absolutely nothing the Feds can make us pay accrued but not realized profit on. We sold the house and moved into an apartment. We owe nothing on any of the three vehicles -- A Subaru Croschek, A 20 year old Rogue, and a 2001 Suzuki Vitara. The Vitara really should be put out of its misery. We've been holding on to it simply because it's an SUV. The XO occasionally takes it for a drive to keep the battery charged. The Rogue goes back to my daughter when her oldest turns 16. All we'll have is the Subaru. Two creaking antiques don't need more than one vehicle. So, all-in-all, I think we're in not perfect, but a fairly safe spot.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at April 18, 2024 11:08 PM (ET1Q8)

274 But it is not a problem when the "newcomers" cannot speak a word of English...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 18, 2024 11:04 PM (hOUT3)


To do anything about that would be a friggin' hate crime. And require an update to telephone trees everywhere.

Posted by: RickZ at April 18, 2024 11:08 PM (emlEe)

275
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

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Cheers! Sipping a little wine myself. I'm so tired, it could put me down in half an hour.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 18, 2024 11:08 PM (ny95y)

276 >> Um, don't smash'em?

Inadvertently mashed, as in flying between one's fingers and the door handle. One's fingers then stink.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 18, 2024 11:09 PM (w6EFb)

277 Thanks for nuking the spammer! Some of those fuckers are dangerous to your computer's health.

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so, who do you think it was ?? The Russians ? Bulgarian mafia? Chicoms?? IRG ??

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 11:09 PM (V13WU)

278 Unrealized gains? What if you are forced to pay the tax on a stock that went up, but then it plummets to a huge loss on paper? do you get a refund?

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at April 18, 2024 10:07 PM (duT0u)


What it will do, mostly, is force everyone into Treasuries, which will support the valuation of Treasuries until they become as collectible as beanie babies or shares in John Law's Mississippi Company

then, as they meme from South Park has it "It's gone"

Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 11:09 PM (D7oie)

279

Dash those green lace wigs!

Posted by: City Gent at April 18, 2024 11:09 PM (3/uDj)

280 277 Thanks for nuking the spammer! Some of those fuckers are dangerous to your computer's health.

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so, who do you think it was ?? The Russians ? Bulgarian mafia? Chicoms?? IRG ??

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 11:09 PM (V13WU)

Gay Chinese Muslims?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 11:10 PM (ynpvh)

281 >>Can confirm. He'll talk cars all day but is a somewhat reluctant celebrity. I've spent time with him but never dreamed of asking for a photo.

I had a very good family friend who was exactly like that. Also a car guy and his weakness was Ferraris. Opened up his own business restoring them and did most of the work himself

Well known musician and hated the celebrity but would talk enthusiastically with anyone who knew anything about Italian cars or any cool cars. Got him to come evaluate my first used Porsche. He basically told me I was a moron for buying it but I bought it anyway. He was right of course.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 11:11 PM (LkLld)

282 https://images.app.goo.gl/cWmQdp8JBdCYdakW6

Sydney Sweeney and a couple things.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 18, 2024 11:11 PM (ufFY8)

283


so, who do you think it was ?? The Russians ? Bulgarian mafia? Chicoms?? IRG ??

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 11:09 PM (V13WU)

Gay Chinese Muslims?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 11:10 PM (ynpvh)


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It's the damn PNG cannibals again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 11:11 PM (H22GW)

284 Gutter Italian. I've known people who could converse in classical Latin. Nobody understands Churchlatin. It's...vulgar.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver


Oh, you've known them? I suppose you have black friends too.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 11:11 PM (IG4Id)

285
Book banning?

I remember when a smarmy Massachusetts school librarian returned some Dr. Seuss books to Melania Trump because of their unsuitable content.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 18, 2024 11:12 PM (ny95y)

286 Everybody talkin' about the Israeli strike on Iran... except the Israelis. "Missile strike? All we know is what the Americans are saying."

The best, fastest reporting is in the Brit tabloids, as always.

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 11:13 PM (NLIak)

287 285
Book banning?

I remember when a smarmy Massachusetts school librarian returned some Dr. Seuss books to Melania Trump because of their unsuitable content.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 18, 2024 11:12 PM (ny95y)

Why? the Libb-rarian would rather have to kids read explicit books about Paedophilic gay relationships?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 11:13 PM (ynpvh)

288 282 https://images.app.goo.gl/cWmQdp8JBdCYdakW6

Sydney Sweeney and a couple things.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 18, 2024 11:11 PM (ufFY

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Patriots, this is why we fight.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 11:13 PM (H22GW)

289 when a smarmy Massachusetts school librarian

Bitch needs to be smacked upside the head with a hardcover Huckleberry Finn.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2024 11:14 PM (ufFY8)

290 >>> The Vitara really should be put out of its misery.
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Don't say that about Suzy.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2024 11:14 PM (s9Dvd)

291 It's the damn PNG cannibals again.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 11:11 PM (H22GW)

Or the FBI.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 11:14 PM (tkR6S)

292 Israel does not "punch" they drill down through iranian nut sack.

FJB did not get the memo on this raid because...fjb. They do not trust this POS.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 18, 2024 11:14 PM (TDvv2)

293 271 -- Thank you for that. The XO and I have been fighting over that for years. I went to a public school and learned how to pronounce it properly. He went to a Catholic school and learned Church Latin, which I'd just gussied up Italian.

Weni, wedi, weki vs veni, vedi, vichi.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at April 18, 2024 11:15 PM (ET1Q8)

294 Flipping around radio in car...what is this sportsball event that the announcers are yelling about...I listen for a minute to get the terms. Professional Womens Volleyball..on the radio. Not optimal

Posted by: a dude in MI at April 18, 2024 11:15 PM (+I6Y/)

295 288 282 https://images.app.goo.gl/cWmQdp8JBdCYdakW6

Sydney Sweeney and a couple things.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 18, 2024 11:11 PM (ufFY

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Patriots, this is why we fight.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 11:13 PM (H22GW)

For her and her bosom buddies?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 11:15 PM (ynpvh)

296 So... 40K per year.... is $20 per hour... or what a fuckin McD's employee now makes in Clownifornia.

$48 K per year.... $24 per hour?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 18, 2024 10:14 PM (xaFKb)


35 hours a week because if you go higher the employer owes you health care
52 weeks in a year, and the total is 36.400. Of course if you take a second job and are working 45-50 hours a week then you are screwed

Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 11:15 PM (D7oie)

297 "Iran’s state broadcaster IRIB is citing “reliable sources” as saying that the nuclear facilities in Isfahan are “completely safe”"


Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 11:16 PM (V13WU)

298 222 Bot-like...

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 11:16 PM (w6EFb)

299 Great White covers Zeppelin

https://theferalirishman.blogspot.com/2024/04/nailed-it.html

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 18, 2024 11:17 PM (/QIWP)

300 297 "Iran’s state broadcaster IRIB is citing “reliable sources” as saying that the nuclear facilities in Isfahan are “completely safe”"


Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 11:16 PM (V13WU)

For Israel?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 11:17 PM (ynpvh)

301 I am sure that Iran's state broadcaster is as good as the North Korean state broadcaster...

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 11:18 PM (V13WU)

302 297

So is Pompeii.

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 11:18 PM (NLIak)

303 281
I had a very good family friend who was exactly like that. Also a car guy and his weakness was Ferraris. Opened up his own business restoring them and did most of the work himself

Well known musician and hated the celebrity but would talk enthusiastically with anyone who knew anything about Italian cars or any cool cars.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 11:11 PM
***
Freeze frame? Centerfold?

Posted by: TRex at April 18, 2024 11:18 PM (IQ6Gq)

304 282 https://images.app.goo.gl/cWmQdp8JBdCYdakW6

Sydney Sweeney and a couple things.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
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Ha! I thought she was one of Trump's persecutors.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2024 11:19 PM (s9Dvd)

305 282 … Sydney Sweeney and a couple things.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

Two thumbs up!

Posted by: Man hands in Puma at April 18, 2024 11:19 PM (QaHqQ)

306 Great White:

I've always thought "Once Bitten Twice Shy" would be GREAT walk-up music for Trump at a rally.

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 11:20 PM (NLIak)

307 Great White covers Zeppelin


Oh, the humanity!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2024 11:20 PM (4I/2K)

308 "Iran’s state broadcaster IRIB is citing “reliable sources” as saying that the nuclear facilities in Isfahan are “completely safe”"


Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 11:16 PM (V13WU)

They must be completely safe. We haven't had any messages to the contrary. No messages at all, in fact.

Posted by: Reliable sources at April 18, 2024 11:21 PM (tkR6S)

309 Israel strikes back at Iran: Explosions are reported near bases housing Islamic Republic's nuclear facilities as Netanyahu defies Biden days after unprecedented missile barrage on Jewish state

https://tinyurl.com/yd8bsdmr

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #15 at April 18, 2024 11:21 PM (qfLjt)

310 I am sure that Iran's state broadcaster is as good as the North Korean state broadcaster...
Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 11:18 PM (V13WU)

Baghdad Al is the greatest of all time.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2024 11:21 PM (4I/2K)

311 308 "Iran’s state broadcaster IRIB is citing “reliable sources” as saying that the nuclear facilities in Isfahan are “completely safe”"


Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 11:16 PM (V13WU)

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Tehran Tom?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 11:21 PM (H22GW)

312 But there is a swarm of 'em here. A bunch are in the house. And they stink when smashed.
Posted by: publius


Well, put the cap back on the liquor bottles.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2024 11:22 PM (W/lyH)

313 I've always thought "Once Bitten Twice Shy" would be GREAT walk-up music for Trump at a rally.
Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 11:20 PM (NLIak)



concur.

Posted by: Reliable sources at April 18, 2024 11:22 PM (tkR6S)

314 301 I am sure that Iran's state broadcaster is as good as the North Korean state broadcaster...
Posted by: runner

They might even be more reliable than our mainstream media reporting.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 18, 2024 11:22 PM (VNX3d)

315 However, if deficits don't matter, then there is no reason for taxes and the millions of man-hours wasted every year for businesses to comply with the tax accounting rules.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 18, 2024 10:24 PM (HlyYF)


aaakchually, MMT requires taxes to "destroy" wealth so that inflation is controlled.

an alternate plan, of course, is to create either rationing or shortages (or both) so there is nothing to do with the extra money other than put it in the bank or invest it. Under draconian taxation then they go where no taxes are taken, like in state bonds or the equivalent of "Liberty bonds" or Treasuries.

the fact that this collapsed the USSR through massive discontent, and then through hyper inflation when Gorbachev tried to open the soviet economy is llost on these idiots without history before the first gulf war.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 11:22 PM (D7oie)

316 Baghdad Al is the greatest of all time.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2024 11:21 PM (4I/2K)


Baghdad Bob.

Posted by: RickZ at April 18, 2024 11:23 PM (emlEe)

317 "The only thing that interests me is that Alamo Roadhouse reruns older movies that would be great to see on the big screen again."

The weekend of April 27, Stephen Soderberg's "The Mummy" from 1998 (the version starring Brendan Frazier) will be back in theaters for a week-long run to celebrate its 25th anniversary. It's an old-fashioned adventure flick, lots of fun. My wife and I will be going to see it - and it takes a lot to get her into a movie theater these days!

Posted by: Nemo at April 18, 2024 11:23 PM (S6ArX)

318

Y'all a bunch of flaming heterosexuals...

Posted by: Ped Xing at April 18, 2024 11:23 PM (3/uDj)

319 307 Great White covers Zeppelin


Oh, the humanity!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2024 11:20 PM (4I/2K)

LOL. Here more:
https://youtu.be/8CwNgsChUpQ

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 11:24 PM (ynpvh)

320 I would think the Saudis would have asked for the Israelis to do a little something to Iran's oil export capabilities.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 18, 2024 10:25 PM (6h8c9)


The Israelis may be willing to play both ends against the middle as well.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 11:24 PM (D7oie)

321 >>Freeze frame? Centerfold?

https://tinyurl.com/2w3hcjca

Gotta do what you gotta do to make a buck.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 11:24 PM (LkLld)

322 Sydney Sweeney and a couple things.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop


Is she confronting Crazy Eyes Hope over RJ? Where do Nice Bod Brooke and Big Tit Donna fit into this story arc?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 11:25 PM (9yWhg)

323 Is Isfahan burning?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 18, 2024 11:25 PM (RIvkX)

324 Baghdad Bob.
Posted by: RickZ at April 18, 2024 11:23 PM (emlEe)

Bob, Al, whatever it takes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2024 11:25 PM (4I/2K)

325 >>>> as Netanyahu defies Biden
-------------------

puts him in a headlock, gives him a knuckle rub saying, you know I love you Joey.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2024 11:25 PM (s9Dvd)

326 We bought a Bowflex for Little a few years back when he was playing football. He never used it, he preferred to work out at the school gym. I decided to use it because I want to work out more, and I gotta say, it's no joke. I'm drenched in sweat after each workout. I do about 25 minutes per day, one day arms, the next legs, skip a day, repeat. I've also started walking a mile and a half every day it isn't raining (can't stand treadmills). We'll see what happens to my fat ass.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 18, 2024 11:26 PM (NGHju)

327 Y'all a bunch of flaming heterosexuals...
Posted by: Ped Xing at April 18, 2024 11:23 PM (3/uDj)


Yep, with our own red, white and blue hate-crime flag.

Posted by: RickZ at April 18, 2024 11:26 PM (emlEe)

328
A great deal of the radium watch assembly girls would have attested to that, except many lost their tongues, and mouths, and died for aweful cancers.
Posted by: jim


That's what you get for licking the brush.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 11:26 PM (63Dwl)

329 320 I would think the Saudis would have asked for the Israelis to do a little something to Iran's oil export capabilities.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 18, 2024 10:25 PM (6h8c9)

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I'm betting there's a sudden surge of activity at some remote airbases in the Empty Quarter right about now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 11:26 PM (H22GW)

330 They might even be more reliable than our mainstream media reporting.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 18, 2024 11:22 PM (VNX3d)


Hell. My parent's parry line was more reliable than our media.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2024 11:26 PM (W/lyH)

331 A great deal of the radium watch assembly girls would have attested to that, except many lost their tongues, and mouths, and died for aweful cancers.
Posted by: jim

That's what you get for licking the brush.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 11:26 PM (63Dwl)

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Pikers.

Posted by: The Mad Hatters at April 18, 2024 11:27 PM (H22GW)

332 276 >> Um, don't smash'em?

Inadvertently mashed, as in flying between one's fingers and the door handle. One's fingers then stink.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 18, 2024 11:09 PM (w6EFb)

--------------------------

Look, Fat, having some stinkfinger just means it was a good day with the kids. C'mon, man!

Posted by: F. Joe Biden, President of..you know, the thing. at April 18, 2024 11:27 PM (2AUjo)

333 Back in the day, Israel published a photo of Yasser Arafat sitting on the crapper.

Message: "You can't hide from us anywhere."

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 11:27 PM (NLIak)

334 There was a time when Longfellow's poem was memorized and recited by students.

But then, there was a time when students recited the Pledge of Allegiance.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2024 11:28 PM (XeU6L)

335 That's what you get for licking the brush.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 11:26 PM (63Dwl)

Word. Oh, wait.

Posted by: Michael Douglas at April 18, 2024 11:28 PM (tkR6S)

336 >>> That's what you get for licking the brush.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
------------------

You don't get the happy dance today.
And I imagine it goes both ways.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2024 11:29 PM (s9Dvd)

337 Another thing about the illustration above:

That's one really well-dressed chicken plucker.

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 11:30 PM (NLIak)

338 as Netanyahu defies Biden
-------------------

puts him in a headlock, gives him a knuckle rub saying, you know I love you Joey.
Posted by: Braenyard

Some long distance noggies ala Todd (Bill Murray).

Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024 11:30 PM (WXNFJ)

339 326 We bought a Bowflex ...I'm drenched in sweat after each workout. ...

Posted by: Weirddave at April 18, 2024 11:26 PM (NGHju)

I do the Potato Exercise
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.
With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags.Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level.)After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 11:31 PM (ynpvh)

340 Is she confronting Crazy Eyes Hope over RJ? Where do Nice Bod Brooke and Big Tit Donna fit into this story arc?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 11:25 PM (9yWhg)

Sydney Sweeney >> Nice Bod Brooke >> Big Tit Donna >> Crazy Eyes Hope.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 18, 2024 11:31 PM (ufFY8)

341 "Netanyahu defies Biden"

Horrors!

Posted by: davidt at April 18, 2024 11:31 PM (SYTee)

342
We'll see what happens to my fat ass.
Posted by: Weirddave

=============

Keep us posted. I like gaaaaiiiinzzz stories.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 18, 2024 11:31 PM (ny95y)

343 What do you think of my housecoat?

Posted by: Mrs. Loopner at April 18, 2024 11:31 PM (RIvkX)

344 328
A great deal of the radium watch assembly girls would have attested to that, except many lost their tongues, and mouths, and died for aweful cancers.
Posted by: jim

That's what you get for licking the brush.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 11:26 PM (63Dwl)

Twas the easiest way to put the radium in the watches...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 11:31 PM (ynpvh)

345


Iran and Syria need Atomic Wedgies. We can always slant drill under the glass to get the oil...

Posted by: Ped Xing at April 18, 2024 11:32 PM (3/uDj)

346 My WWII-issue M29 Weasel has radium paint on the instruments. But only up to 30 MPH on the speedometer, although the speedometer itself goes to 40 MPH. I can go out to the dark shop at night, and see the numbers faintly glimming away.

Posted by: Michael Douglas at April 18, 2024 11:32 PM (tkR6S)

347 After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


* rim shot *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 11:32 PM (IG4Id)

348 LOL. Here more:
https://youtu.be/8CwNgsChUpQ
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Thanks. I didn't realize they did a whole cover set, just found the one on my daily Feral Irishman visit. Cool beans, they really do nail it.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 18, 2024 11:32 PM (/QIWP)

349 My WWII-issue M29 Weasel has radium paint on the instruments. But only up to 30 MPH on the speedometer, although the speedometer itself goes to 40 MPH. I can go out to the dark shop at night, and see the numbers faintly glimming away.
Posted by: Michael Douglas


Now the cancer scare makes sense.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 11:33 PM (IG4Id)

350 78 And now for something completely different, Orthodox Mark Knopfler.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6OqSvtz16O4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 18, 2024 10:19 PM (FVME7)
----
That was very good but the best one is Dire Straits live album 'Alchemy'. The riff starting at around 6:56 to the end is magical.
https://youtu.be/8Pa9x9fZBtY

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #16 at April 18, 2024 11:33 PM (qfLjt)

351 (I'm at this level.)After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 11:31 PM (ynpvh)

LOL! Well played.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 11:33 PM (tkR6S)

352 All the more reason not to speak Spanish.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 10:41 PM (9yWhg)


Spanish is a lovely language, except for the way Mexicans and American English speakers speak it. Oh, and have I bitched about Madrilleño accents recently? And Puerto Rican is understandable but sooooo . . . Anoyeeeeeng!

Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 11:33 PM (D7oie)

353 349 My WWII-issue M29 Weasel has radium paint on the instruments. But only up to 30 MPH on the speedometer, although the speedometer itself goes to 40 MPH. I can go out to the dark shop at night, and see the numbers faintly glimming away.
Posted by: Michael Douglas

Now the cancer scare makes sense.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 11:33 PM (IG4Id)

------------

Probably best to get a monthly chest x-ray. I mean, you can't be too careful.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 11:34 PM (H22GW)

354
Iran and Syria need Atomic Wedgies. We can always slant drill under the glass to get the oil...
Posted by: Ped Xing


We have plenty of oil and gas right here. If we could only use it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 11:34 PM (63Dwl)

355 >> Well, put the cap back on the liquor bottles.

It took me a bit too long to get that. Maybe I need some of them brain pills they're advertising....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 18, 2024 11:36 PM (w6EFb)

356
Why? the Libb-rarian would rather have to kids read explicit books about Paedophilic gay relationships?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

============

She sniffed that school kids these days are much too sophisticated for such retrograde drivel. One of the books she ceremoniously returned was The Cat in the Hat. A photo of her from may be a year prior was later uncovered in which she is in the middle of some library event wearing a Cat in the Hat costume.

So basically, the anwer is Bad Orange Man's Wife Bad, Too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 18, 2024 11:36 PM (ny95y)

357 I can’t stand Spanish anymore. Make all the werbacks learn Russian, just so that their heads will explode.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 11:37 PM (9yWhg)

358 I had an aunt! She’d work in factories and we used to call her Rosie the Riveter!
I also had an uncle that crashed landed on a south Pacific beach. They called him Bosey the Rib du jour. Fact!

Posted by: Joe Joe at April 18, 2024 11:37 PM (DC9IU)

359 Look, Bibi. Don't escalate my bluff! No, I mean, uh, don't bluff an attack to keep me from escalating against Irandiana...no, wait, that's not right, uh, don't fake my bluff or uh, well, anyway, just DON'T!!! DON'T!!!!

Posted by: Joe, nephew of a jet fighter pilot roasted alive by cannibals at April 18, 2024 11:37 PM (5fDan)

360 Iran and Syria need Atomic Wedgies. We can always slant drill under the glass to get the oil...
Posted by: Ped Xing

We have plenty of oil and gas right here. If we could only use it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 11:34 PM (63Dwl)

Turning the dirt to glass would be a great way to prospect for oil and other valuable minerals. Just fly low over it in an airplane. "Hey, Look! Oil over there to the right; looks like it's a bout 2000 feet down."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 11:38 PM (tkR6S)

361 Israel giving the middle finger to Biden is amusing...how far we have fallen in the eyes of the world. Well done IC

Posted by: a dude in MI at April 18, 2024 11:38 PM (+I6Y/)

362 352 All the more reason not to speak Spanish.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 10:41 PM (9yWhg)

Spanish is a lovely language, except for the way Mexicans and American English speakers speak it. Oh, and have I bitched about Madrilleño accents recently? And Puerto Rican is understandable but sooooo . . . Anoyeeeeeng!

Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 11:33 PM (D7oie)

https://youtu.be/bFqu9YVuAgI

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 11:38 PM (ynpvh)

363 Well, put the cap back on the liquor bottles.

It took me a bit too long to get that. Maybe I need some of them brain pills they're advertising....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 18, 2024 11:36 PM (w6EFb)
***

Heh.
That's ok, it took me awhile to write it. Krappy Kindle.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2024 11:40 PM (W/lyH)

364 I am a mother pheasant plucker
I pluck mother pheasants
I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker
that ever plucked a mother pheasant

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2024 11:40 PM (s9Dvd)

365 Russkiy yazyk >>>>> Ispanskiy yazyk

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 11:42 PM (9yWhg)

366 And iodine is pronounced iodeen not iodyne. You know just like chlorine, fluorine, bromine, astatine.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #14 at April 18, 2024 10:58 PM (qfLjt)


tell me how you pronounce "skeletal", "diplodicus" and "sloth"

Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 11:42 PM (D7oie)

367 280 -- The Vitara has been broken into at least three times, damaging the fold back top which is currently being held together and almost in place with a handful of rivets. It needs a ton of work -- at least twice what the damn thing is worth. It has one good feature: it can turn on a dime and give you at least a nickel back in change. Oh, and also, it can squeeze into really, really tight spots.

If we really need to go somewhere during a blizzard, our oldest son owns a Tahoe, the youngest a Jeep, and the son-in-law a monster pickup. Not to mention Bellevue's second fire station is right across the streets and the EMTs are a really nice bunch.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at April 18, 2024 11:42 PM (ET1Q8)

368 Oh sure. Give Revere all the credit. You know, I bet he stopped for beer along the way.

Posted by: William Dawes at April 18, 2024 11:42 PM (W/lyH)

369 BREAKING: Iranian official claims Israeli attempts 'failed and were humiliating' and all its assets were 'shot down'.

Well, I guess that's it, then.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 11:46 PM (YAtuc)

370 Paul and his horse got into a crash. Because he changed lanes and forgot to check his revere mirror.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 11:46 PM (9yWhg)

371 She sniffed that school kids these days are much too sophisticated for such retrograde drivel. One of the books she ceremoniously returned was The Cat in the Hat. A photo of her from may be a year prior was later uncovered in which she is in the middle of some library event wearing a Cat in the Hat costume.

So basically, the anwer is Bad Orange Man's Wife Bad, Too.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 18, 2024 11:36 PM (ny95y)

Somebody needs to start a Stuntogram service. (a contraction of stunned c***ogram). For $150, they will send 3 people to knock on the victim's door, and when the victim opens up, they sing, in perfect harmony, "gee, ___ ___, you sure are a stunned c***". And then slowly walk away. You could get up the buck fifty with only thirty five-dollar donations.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 11:46 PM (tkR6S)

372 >>>>Not to mention Bellevue's second fire station is right across the streets and the EMTs are a really nice bunch.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin
-------------------

So, donuts every other month?
Buddy moved to the new neighborhood about two blocks from the sheriff's station. He took donuts, fresh Kolaches and introduced himself.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2024 11:48 PM (s9Dvd)

373 You missed me. You missed me. Now you got to kiss me!

Posted by: Iran at April 18, 2024 11:48 PM (63Dwl)

374 tell me how you pronounce "skeletal", "diplodicus" and "sloth"
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 11:42 PM (D7oie)

I don't pronounce "sloth". Too much like work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 11:48 PM (tkR6S)

375 I agree it's important to interview distasteful people. The problem is TuCa is not asking the right questions, the tough questions. He gave Putin a pass. He gave the Bethlehem priest a pass.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 18, 2024 11:03 PM (RIvkX)


and Copernicus did not dispose of the question of epicycles in planetary orbits (or fully describe Gresham's law on the Polish Silver Penny) and Kepler did not deduce general relativity from Brahe's observations on planetary motions.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 11:49 PM (D7oie)

376 Reason Jr. wants to become a mechanic. Mrs. Reason is apprehensive. Her 1st husband was a Diesel mechanic and a codependent flake who couldn't stay grounded and stable. I am trying to convince her those were character traits completely unrelated to his career.

I am still pushing Jr. to get a business degree along with whatever trade certification he wants. Learn the skills but also learn how to run a business so someday when your hands and back get creaky you can manage the shop and delegate the physically demanding stuff.

That C10 is gorgeous.

Posted by: reason at April 18, 2024 11:50 PM (wa6DW)

377 Paul Revere a celebrated Silversmith of his time, was hear to yell into the night as he put spurs to his horse.

Hi Yo Silver, my Trade!

Which greatly annoyed his horse, Triggered.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2024 11:53 PM (e6UQI)

378 BREAKING: Iranian official claims Israeli attempts 'failed and were humiliating' and all its assets were 'shot down'.
-

Amateur. He didn't call them pig-dogs! He didn't even disparage their mothers' choice of footwear!

1/5 stars.

Posted by: Baghdad Bob at April 18, 2024 11:56 PM (wa6DW)

379 Paul Revere a celebrated Silversmith of his time, was hear to yell into the night as he put spurs to his horse.

Hi Yo Silver, my Trade!

Which greatly annoyed his horse, Triggered.



Jim


Unfortunately, his trusted Indian sidekicks, Pinto and Flounder, were on an ale run for Bluto.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 18, 2024 11:56 PM (VNX3d)

380 Happy Admiral Yamamoto shoot down day!!

April 18, 1943

Posted by: Archer at April 18, 2024 11:56 PM (rskKm)

381 The Navy revealed that one of the ships it deployed to support the mission of building a pier to deliver aid to {{{starving}}} residents in Gaza was forced to turn back last week after it suffered a fire in its engine room.
_military.com

experts say there are other delays and problems cropping up with the mission

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2024 11:58 PM (s9Dvd)

382 and Copernicus did not dispose of the question of epicycles in planetary orbits (or fully describe Gresham's law on the Polish Silver Penny) and Kepler did not deduce general relativity from Brahe's observations on planetary motions.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 11:49 PM (D7oie)
===
¿qué?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 18, 2024 11:59 PM (RIvkX)

383 I like big copper bottom pots and I can not lie
You other chef brothers cannot deny.

Posted by: Sir Revere*Ware-a-lot at April 18, 2024 11:59 PM (4I/2K)

384 "Some of these buggers would kark it if someone broke wind unexpectedly."

LOL

Aussie slang on Blue Heelers.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024 12:00 AM (ufFY8)

385 380 Happy Admiral Yamamoto shoot down day!!

April 18, 1943
Posted by: Archer at April 18, 2024 11:56 PM (rskKm)

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I'd celebrate with a 'nip' of Japanese whiskey if I had some in the house.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2024 12:00 AM (H22GW)

386 Reason Jr. wants to become a mechanic. Mrs. Reason is apprehensive. Her 1st husband was a Diesel mechanic and a codependent flake who couldn't stay grounded and stable. I am trying to convince her those were character traits completely unrelated to his career.

I am still pushing Jr. to get a business degree along with whatever trade certification he wants. Learn the skills but also learn how to run a business so someday when your hands and back get creaky you can manage the shop and delegate the physically demanding stuff.

That C10 is gorgeous.
Posted by: reason at April 18, 2024 11:50 PM (wa6DW)

Mechanic-ing is a great trade. The big drawback is that nearly all of your clients come to you with a problem, and want to unload on you. And a subset of those are convinced you want to defraud them.

I would like to suggest auto upholstery. All cars have seats, and nearly all, if kept long enough, will need seat repairs. And the customers see that, and know that, so it's not such a hard sell. And some of your customers will be looking for show-quality custom interiors, and will pay the big bucks it takes to get them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 12:01 AM (tkR6S)

387 more... Sal Mercogliano, an academic and shipping expert, noted to Military.com on Wednesday that one of the Army Landing Craft Utility ships, the Wilson Wharf, seems to be stuck in Tenerife -- a small island that is part of the Canary Islands cluster off the west coast of Africa. Plus, the Army's Logistics Support Vessel General Frank S. Besson spent a week in the Azores before finally making it to the Navy's base at Souda Bay in Greece.

Mercogliano said such a long stay may indicate the ship had an engineering issue.

A retired Army chief warrant officer who has significant experience in the Army's watercraft community also told Military.com in an interview Wednesday that "if those boats don't have multiple major mechanical failures -- I mean 'dead in the water' mechanical failures -- I will be shocked."

"They're horrendously maintained. I've got videos of these things falling apart," the retired officer added.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 12:02 AM (s9Dvd)

388 You can settle for Copernicus but you I bet you really want Ptolemy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2024 12:03 AM (H22GW)

389 ..I'd celebrate with a 'nip' of Japanese whiskey if I had some in the house. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2024 12:00 AM (H22GW)


Careful. Those ethnic puns are a very Slippery Slope. One careless move, and you can Zip right over the line.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 19, 2024 12:04 AM (e6UQI)

390 the Army's Logistics Support Vessel General Frank S. Besson spent a week in the Azores before finally making it to the Navy's base at Souda Bay in Greece.

Mercogliano said such a long stay may indicate the ship had an engineering issue.

I saw his video this morning.
The guy knows his shit.

What's Going On With Shipping is the utube channel.

Bab El Mandab! (drink!)

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2024 12:04 AM (ufFY8)

391 366 And iodine is pronounced iodeen not iodyne. You know just like chlorine, fluorine, bromine, astatine.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #14 at April 18, 2024 10:58 PM (qfLjt)

tell me how you pronounce "skeletal", "diplodicus" and "sloth"

Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 11:42 PM (D7oie)

What is James Carville, Lizzo, and Michael Moore?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:04 AM (ynpvh)

392 there's no way Iranian terrorists could get into this country...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 18, 2024 10:55 PM (hOUT3)

I noticed Schlicter didn't attack Corsicana in The Attack. Even though it was not in October. He knows how that would go.

Posted by: GWB at April 19, 2024 12:05 AM (1zxQh)

393 They could build that Gaza dock with scrap steel from the Francis Scott key bridge.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 12:05 AM (tkR6S)

394 369 BREAKING: Iranian official claims Israeli attempts 'failed and were humiliating' and all its assets were 'shot down'.

Well, I guess that's it, then.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 11:46 PM (YAtuc)

Yup. Those explosions in Iran proper were all part of Iran's plan to MAKE it look like the Israelis were successful...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:06 AM (ynpvh)

395 >>I am still pushing Jr. to get a business degree along with whatever trade certification he wants. Learn the skills but also learn how to run a business so someday when your hands and back get creaky you can manage the shop and delegate the physically demanding stuff.

I have a business degree. I think one of the biggest fallacies and one of the reasons we have an imbalance in our workforce is because we have too many business majors and not enough of skilled craftsmen.

I took a year off from college after my sophomore year and worked and then worked 30 hours my last 2 years. Biggest lesson I learned is that learning how to run a business without knowing how a business really runs is stupid.

By all means encourage him to take a couple accounting and other relevant courses but learning a trade in an industry he loves is far more important. Learning how to run a business is easier than learning what make a business.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2024 12:06 AM (LkLld)

396 369 BREAKING: Iranian official claims Israeli attempts 'failed and were humiliating' and all its assets were 'shot down'.

Well, I guess that's it, then.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 11:46 PM (YAtuc)

It was much worse and more expensive than our clusterfuck last week...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 12:07 AM (di6C2)

397 350:That was very good but the best one is Dire Straits live album 'Alchemy'. The riff starting at around 6:56 to the end is magical.
https://youtu.be/8Pa9x9fZBtY
Posted by: Ciampino



Also, from 'Alchemy': Telegraph Road, which I can listen to on a loop. All 13+ Glorious minutes of it! The studio version is great too. 'Alchemy' is a wonderful live album. One of the best.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 19, 2024 12:08 AM (xA5g+)

398 Saw a reference upstream to the oft-repeated thesis that during the Revolution, American use of guerrilla warfare tactics gave them a huge advantage over the British tactic of fighting in ranks and files.

There's little doubt that guerrilla actions were effective against the Redcoats, but contrary to the view that even the NPS was regurgitating years ago, all the major battles of the American Revolution featured the eighteenth-century European model of firing by ranks, then files, with the aim of creating a wall of death at the enemy, who was attempting to do the same.

In fact, it was the difficulty of mastering these methods of making war that put America at a significant disadvantage early in the Revolutionary War. That's one of the reasons why Baron von Steuben (who was certainly not a baron and likely never held a rank above that of a NCO) was so valuable to the Continental Army - he was able to get the principles of European drill across to the troops.

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Posted by: John Drake at April 19, 2024 12:09 AM (9Uomk)

399 You can settle for Copernicus but you I bet you really want Ptolemy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2024 12:03 AM (H22GW)

My Mama done Ptolemy:

https://youtu.be/zBfnCnwDpKA

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 12:09 AM (tkR6S)

400 388 You can settle for Copernicus but you I bet you really want Ptolemy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2024 12:03 AM (H22GW)

Who a tolla you I wanna Ptolemy?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:10 AM (ynpvh)

401 Motorhead school mate received a double major, math and music.
He went to work as a mechanic at a Ford dealership. Now, he owns one.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 12:12 AM (s9Dvd)

402 396 369 BREAKING: Iranian official claims Israeli attempts 'failed and were humiliating' and all its assets were 'shot down'.

Well, I guess that's it, then.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 11:46 PM (YAtuc)

It was much worse and more expensive than our clusterfuck last week...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 19, 2024 12:07 AM (di6C2)

We only have one CF every week? I thought it was more frequent that that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:13 AM (ynpvh)

403
I'd celebrate with a 'nip' of Japanese whiskey if I had some in the house.
Posted by: Cicero
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[eyes sealed bottle of Suntory Old Whisky]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2024 12:15 AM (XeU6L)

404 ... "if those boats don't have multiple major mechanical failures -- I mean 'dead in the water' mechanical failures -- I will be shocked." "They're horrendously maintained. I've got videos of these things falling apart," the retired officer added. Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 12:02 AM (s9Dvd)


I just enjoyed a visit with my USCG ex neighbor, who was in town on a short leave. He'll be separating from the service, retiring, having put in his twenty.

His ship has been "pinned" in Baltimore Harbor since the bridge collapse, as it was in for repairs at the time.

The ship? Is Sixty Five Years old. I suspect most of her "structural integrity" consists of layers of paint and rust.

Historical Fact. The Queen Mary (the one docked at Long Beach). One of her funnels (smokestacks) is a modern reproduction, fabricated and welded-in, on site.

Her original stack Really Was standing ONLY because of the multiple layers of paint and rust. A paper thin layer of steel at the core, was all that remained.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 19, 2024 12:16 AM (e6UQI)

405 ¿qué?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 18, 2024 11:59 PM (RIvkX)


Before Copernicus went to Rome to develop and posthumously release his theory on planetary motion, he was asked by his archbishop why all the good Polish pennies were going out of circulation, while all the German pennies that were debased with lead were in circulation everywhere in Poland.
He determined it was because everyone knew the pure pennies had more value than the debased ones, and since the face value was what was counted, everyone spent those and kept the Polish pennies in a sock under the mattress.
I am not sure what they did with this information, I suspect the Polish mints started debasing their pennies to match the german ones.
However, that is Gresham's law in a nutshell.

Tucker did what no other western journalist wanted to do, and everyone is dumping on him or not doing enough. Tucker stated ahead of time he was not doing it to get that scorching interview, but to get AN interview, to give a point of view that has not been heard except as being described as an aberrant and absolute lie.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 19, 2024 12:16 AM (D7oie)

406 404 ... "if those boats don't have multiple major mechanical failures -- I mean 'dead in the water' mechanical failures -- I will be shocked." "They're horrendously maintained. I've got videos of these things falling apart," the retired officer added. Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 12:02 AM (s9Dvd)


I just enjoyed a visit with my USCG ex neighbor, who was in town on a short leave. He'll be separating from the service, retiring, having put in his twenty.

His ship has been "pinned" in Baltimore Harbor since the bridge collapse, as it was in for repairs at the time.

The ship? Is Sixty Five Years old. I suspect most of her "structural integrity" consists of layers of paint and rust.

Historical Fact. The Queen Mary (the one docked at Long Beach). One of her funnels (smokestacks) is a modern reproduction, fabricated and welded-in, on site.

Her original stack Really Was standing ONLY because of the multiple layers of paint and rust. A paper thin layer of steel at the core, was all that remained.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 19, 2024 12:16 AM (e6UQI)

Theseus' Naval vessels...discuss...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:19 AM (ynpvh)

407 Tucker's a good man.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 12:19 AM (s9Dvd)

408 The ship? Is Sixty Five Years old. I suspect most of her "structural integrity" consists of layers of paint and rust.

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Supposedly the hull is so far gone that there's no way a renovation would ever make economic sense. Ordinarily it would be headed for the ship breakers in Turkey but years ago someone got the clever idea to enclose it in a rock jetty.

Now its just going to dissolve in place, lacking any better plan.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2024 12:20 AM (H22GW)

409 Wasn't it Copernicus who said "And yet it moves."?

So, the C man is a Moron at heart!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 12:22 AM (WXNFJ)

410
I had forgotten that Copernicus dabbled in monetary theory. The internet says he was the first to clearly articulate the "Quantity Theory of Money".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 19, 2024 12:22 AM (w6EFb)

411 bookkeeping and sales to go along with mechanics and computing

Most cars are now computer controlled and understanding more than how to plug the tester in might be important.

Sales is important, and there are people who teach nothing but that. It is a very important skill.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 19, 2024 12:23 AM (D7oie)

412 To beat a foe like the British, whose drill and fire discipline allowed an individual soldier to get off three shots in a minute under most conditions, not to mention the Hessians (mercenaries, but closer to what Philip of Macedon did in terms of how they were brought into another country's service), you had to train to match them.

By 1777 onwards, there was more or less a working doctrine of war for the Continental Army (and the varied State militias that sometimes fought in concert with them) that differed little from that dominated battlefields in Europe and would continue to do so into the early decades of the nineteenth century.

Individual commanders showed a learning curve, so that, for example at the Battle of Cowpens, Daniel Morgan positioned state militia troops, who had a reputation for retreating before British fire, in a central position, keeping selected sharp-shooters and veteran Continental troops more to the flank and rear.
The Royal Army also knew the tendency of militia to retreat and panic, and when they saw the first signs of just that, they advanced rapidly ... into a double envelopement.

2/

Posted by: John Drake at April 19, 2024 12:23 AM (9Uomk)

413 >>Supposedly the hull is so far gone that there's no way a renovation would ever make economic sense. Ordinarily it would be headed for the ship breakers in Turkey but years ago someone got the clever idea to enclose it in a rock jetty.

If only someone with a management degree could untie this Gordian knot.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2024 12:24 AM (LkLld)

414 The Royal Army also knew the tendency of militia to retreat and panic, and when they saw the first signs of just that, they advanced rapidly ... into a double envelopement.

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*fistbump*

Posted by: Hannibal Barca at April 19, 2024 12:25 AM (H22GW)

415 413 >>Supposedly the hull is so far gone that there's no way a renovation would ever make economic sense. Ordinarily it would be headed for the ship breakers in Turkey but years ago someone got the clever idea to enclose it in a rock jetty.

If only someone with a management degree could untie this Gordian knot.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2024 12:24 AM (LkLld)

Put the word out that it's loaded with copper wiring. Next day, it'll be stripped and scuttled...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:25 AM (ynpvh)

416 I would like to suggest auto upholstery. All cars have seats, and nearly all, if kept long enough, will need seat repairs. And the customers see that, and know that, so it's not such a hard sell. And some of your customers will be looking for show-quality custom interiors, and will pay the big bucks it takes to get them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2024 12:01 AM
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good call. I like that.

Posted by: reason at April 19, 2024 12:25 AM (wa6DW)

417 “The British are coming!”
“Um, dude, yeah. You’re a Brit.”

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 19, 2024 12:26 AM (8sMut)

418 417 “The British are coming!”
“Um, dude, yeah. You’re a Brit.”

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 19, 2024 12:26 AM (8sMut)

Is today's version, "The Trannies are coming"?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:28 AM (ynpvh)

419 Galileo said "e' pua se mouve" or something like that in Romance Italian

And yet it moves. Unlike Galileo, Copernicus released his theory postumously because he knew it would cause a political firestorm, and he could not defend it. Galileo released theories on sunspots, planetary motion and the rotation of the Earth based on observations on pendulums and wound up on the Vatican's Index and under threat of execution.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 19, 2024 12:28 AM (D7oie)

420 Trex, are you from RI or did you met Jay Leno in LA? Had lunch with Donald Osborne at a mutual friend’s house in RI and was surprised to learn that he trained as an opera singer before getting involved with cars…

Posted by: Slash Buzz at April 19, 2024 12:29 AM (qVs5k)

421 Put the word out that it's loaded with copper wiring. Next day, it'll be stripped and scuttled...

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If only the hull was made of platinum.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2024 12:30 AM (H22GW)

422 I had to read the article on the evil TX clinic because I figured it could be on one place: Dallas. Haha, who am I kidding? AUSTIN. Of course. Fucking Austin.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 19, 2024 12:30 AM (8sMut)

423 Is today's version, "The Trannies are coming"?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Well, they would if their addadicktomes or gangrenous slash holes worked properly.

But they don't.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2024 12:30 AM (WXNFJ)

424 419 Galileo said "e' pua se mouve" or something like that in Romance Italian

And yet it moves. Unlike Galileo, Copernicus released his theory postumously because he knew it would cause a political firestorm, and he could not defend it. Galileo released theories on sunspots, planetary motion and the rotation of the Earth based on observations on pendulums and wound up on the Vatican's Index and under threat of execution.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 19, 2024 12:28 AM (D7oie)

Index Librorum Prohibitorum
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Index_Librorum_Prohibitorum

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:30 AM (ynpvh)

425 “The British are coming!”
“PHRASING!!!”

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 19, 2024 12:31 AM (8sMut)

426 To put it another way, Morgan and other Continental Army commanders had mastered enough of the British way of war that they were able to use it against them, even to the point of taking advantage of the Royal Army's contempt for colonials who broke under fire and exploiting that to demolish the Redcoats.

Obviously other factors played into American victory, not least the direct support of the French and the indirect efforts by the Dutch and the Spanish, and that's only the beginning of accounting for one of the most significant triumphs in world history. Yes, there were Americans who employed guerrilla tactics, snipers as well as skirmishers had their place, but it all comes down to the fact that the U.S. soldier could and did match his Royal Army counterpart on his own terms, the lethal, close-range, coordinated volleys by rank and file.

3/fin

Posted by: John Drake at April 19, 2024 12:31 AM (9Uomk)

427 Individual commanders showed a learning curve, so that, for example at the Battle of Cowpens, Daniel Morgan positioned state militia troops, who had a reputation for retreating before British fire, in a central position, keeping selected sharp-shooters and veteran Continental troops more to the flank and rear.
The Royal Army also knew the tendency of militia to retreat and panic, and when they saw the first signs of just that, they advanced rapidly ... into a double envelopement.


They re-enacted that in The Patriot

Posted by: Weirddave at April 19, 2024 12:31 AM (NGHju)

428 The problem for Iran Tom is that if you feed the population pure drizzly green liquid horsezh*t long enough, then pretty soon the people ignore it & start seeking out more reliable foreign news sources.

Happens in every modern-era war. During WW I on the Western front, Swiss newspapers were treasured, and every issue passed through hundreds of hands in the trenches, even if it was three weeks old. During WW II, the people in occupied Europe routinely risked their lives to listen to the BBC.

So... keep telling them you're winning, guys.

Posted by: mnw at April 19, 2024 12:33 AM (NLIak)

429 By all means encourage him to take a couple accounting and other relevant courses but learning a trade in an industry he loves is far more important. Learning how to run a business is easier than learning what make a business.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2024 12:06 AM
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Thanks man. I appreciate the perspective.

Posted by: reason at April 19, 2024 12:34 AM (wa6DW)

430 I had to read the article on the evil TX clinic because I figured it could be on one place: Dallas. Haha, who am I kidding? AUSTIN. Of course. Fucking Austin.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 19, 2024
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I coulda been a contender...

Posted by: Denton at April 19, 2024 12:37 AM (wa6DW)

431 Yup. Those explosions in Iran proper were all part of Iran's plan to MAKE it look like the Israelis were successful...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:06 AM (ynpvh)


Potemkin explosions. No actual buildings were harmed.

Posted by: RickZ at April 19, 2024 12:39 AM (emlEe)

432 430 I had to read the article on the evil TX clinic because I figured it could be on one place: Dallas. Haha, who am I kidding? AUSTIN. Of course. Fucking Austin.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 19, 2024
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I coulda been a contender...

Posted by: Denton at April 19, 2024 12:37 AM (wa6DW)

Hey, Houston's gotta be a contender too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:39 AM (ynpvh)

433 >>>Haha, who am I kidding? AUSTIN. Of course. Fucking Austin.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 19, 2024

Gangrenous Slashholes 'R' Us

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 19, 2024 12:39 AM (w6EFb)

434 431 Yup. Those explosions in Iran proper were all part of Iran's plan to MAKE it look like the Israelis were successful...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:06 AM (ynpvh)

Potemkin explosions. No actual buildings were harmed.

Posted by: RickZ at April 19, 2024 12:39 AM (emlEe)

Who was that guy that got into a fight with Mike Tyson (on the street) and got beat up badly, but claimed Mike Tyson, who showed not damage, had run off like a "pussy"?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:40 AM (ynpvh)

435 tell me how you pronounce "diplodicus"

You know what I'm going to say, don't you.
Just look it up once, and you'll see.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 19, 2024 12:41 AM (zdLoL)

436 You know what I'm going to say, don't you.
Just look it up once, and you'll see.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver
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Does it AMEWSE YEW...
when I ssspeak of my fwend...
Biguss...
Dikkuss?

Posted by: Denton at April 19, 2024 12:45 AM (wa6DW)

437 ...off, dang UNT sock....

Posted by: reason at April 19, 2024 12:47 AM (wa6DW)

438 Hey, Houston's gotta be a contender too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 12:39 AM
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true

Posted by: reason at April 19, 2024 12:48 AM (wa6DW)

439 While Saratoga was a major morale-building victory and Yorktown ended it all, I have read many an article describing Cowpens as the Continental Army's best battle with the best generalship. And that's not to knock Washington and Trenton, and the whole 'Father Of Our Nation' thingy. Cowpens was just the perfect battle for the Rebels, an amazing and overwhelming victory.

Posted by: RickZ at April 19, 2024 12:50 AM (emlEe)

440 Go ahead. Look up "diplodicus." Or, try. You'll get it.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 19, 2024 12:51 AM (zdLoL)

441 According to the ToI, Israeli officials have informed their U.S. counterparts that Israel did NOT strike any Iranian nuclear facilities-- only conventional military sites & army bases.

Posted by: mnw at April 19, 2024 12:51 AM (NLIak)

442 Yes, there were Americans who employed guerrilla tactics, snipers as well as skirmishers had their place, but it all comes down to the fact that the U.S. soldier could and did match his Royal Army counterpart on his own terms, the lethal, close-range, coordinated volleys by rank and file.
>>>

Them Yanks even used a gator as a canon! Kilt, wounded, or captured over 2,000 of us in just 30 minutes, including me!

Posted by: British Commander Major General Sir Edward Pakenham, 8 January, 1815, New Orleans at April 19, 2024 12:51 AM (4I/2K)

443 >>Thanks man. I appreciate the perspective.

My wisdom is as deep as a thimble but good luck to both of you.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2024 12:54 AM (LkLld)

444 They re-enacted that in The Patriot
Posted by: Weirddave

That they did, and quite well too! There's been some surprising accuracy in films about eighteenth century warfare over the last few decades. One day, maybe some director will feature the staff that NCOs carried in European forces up to the 1730s-1740s that were long enough that they could press almost an entire rank of troops forward, to ensure that they maintained formation and didn't break and run.

It would be great as well to see the real "fog of war" that gunpowder weapons created, where commanders had to take suicidally forward positions to be able to direct their forces. Washington was especially known for this, and the fact that he had horses shot out from under him and his uniform riddled with bullets but never suffered a scratch is one of the miracles of all time.

Posted by: John Drake at April 19, 2024 12:54 AM (9Uomk)

445 364 I am a mother pheasant plucker
I pluck mother pheasants
I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker
that ever plucked a mother pheasant

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2024 11:40 PM (s9Dvd)
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Very good. Passed on already.

Say quickly and repeatedly: Yellow lorry Red Lorry

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #17 at April 19, 2024 12:55 AM (qfLjt)

446
This prompted me to read up a bit on the history of Copernicus, Galileo and on to Kepler, and figuring out the motions of the solar system.

One article got me to thinking. Knowing what we know, you tend to laugh and ask "how could they have been so dumb" and not see what was right before their faces. Well, it pointed it, "seeing what is before your face" depends on Newton, and other things since. They didn't exist then.

So, we'd all have been likely as "dumb" as they were.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 19, 2024 12:58 AM (w6EFb)

447 dunning kruger effect examples Israel has called Iran's bluff now we will see if it is a paper tiger or puts more chips on the table of war.

Posted by: raimondo at April 19, 2024 12:58 AM (2TdiS)

448 The brand new FOX News polls are out tonight for 4 of the swingers. Mostly benign for MAGA, & no big surprises.

In sum, IIRC:

Trump up yuuge in GA.

Trump up +3 in The Biggest Enchilada of Them ALL (MI).

Tied in PA & WI.

With the 3rd party candidates included, Trump improves a point of two everywhere except WI, in which Biden goes from tied to Biden +2.

Posted by: mnw at April 19, 2024 01:01 AM (NLIak)

449 raimondo, are you feeling well? You're not quite yourself this evening.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 01:04 AM (s9Dvd)

450 retardo works nights. Gets bonus, I imagine.

Posted by: mnw at April 19, 2024 01:05 AM (NLIak)

451 tis about time for me to sleep. Busy day tomorrow. Night.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 01:06 AM (ynpvh)

452 All flights have been diverted away from Iran as another IRGC headquarters meeting has been hit south of Baghdad Iraq. EWS sites have been knocked out in Syria.
_enforcerYoutobe.
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Don't know these people but it sounds good.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2024 01:08 AM (s9Dvd)

453 Frustrated women demand trans-women in public restrooms STOP leaving the toilet seat up.

/humor

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #18 at April 19, 2024 01:09 AM (qfLjt)

454 >>There's little doubt that guerrilla actions were effective against the Redcoats, but

But, that's exactly what happened at the battle of Lexington and Concord.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2024 01:10 AM (LkLld)

455 “The Regulars are coming out!”

Given that, what does "well regulated" mean ?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 19, 2024 01:10 AM (cOq4q)

456 Israeli govt is saying nothing whatsoever. Perhaps while they await reports on the success (or not) of their missile/drone attacks.

Posted by: mnw at April 19, 2024 01:12 AM (NLIak)

457 Them Yanks even used a gator as a canon! Kilt, wounded, or captured over 2,000 of us in just 30 minutes, including me!
Posted by: British Commander Major General Sir Edward Pakenham, 8 January, 1815, New Orleans

Yep, they filled his head with cannonballs and powdered his behind, and when they touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind.

And remember, Jackson's men only took a little bacon and a little beans before they caught the bloody British at the town of New Orleans.

Posted by: John Drake at April 19, 2024 01:12 AM (9Uomk)

458 And to think our founders rebelled and founded this country in protest over a 2% tax on tea. How low we have fallen.

You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Posted by: Notorious BTO at April 19, 2024 01:12 AM (V8he0)

459 Yesterday JJ had a link to a NASA article under Science. This is an excerpt from it.
What the heck is a transmasculine?

NASA has a team that will update everything for the lunatic’s “current genders, names and pronouns” (which may or may not change on a biweekly basis) and then deploy a “workplace gender transition plan” that is only a little less complicated than the original moon landings.

“When I first came out, I did not come out as nonbinary at work. I wasn’t sure that people would accept that, so I came out as transmasculine and am only recently being completely authentic about it, like, ‘Actually, I’m nonbinary, and my pronouns are they/them,’” Mars “research scientist” Silas J. Ralston explains in a special NASA feature.

https://tinyurl.com/4vy2mm7d


Now if I were saddled with the job to colonize another planetary body I would do my damnest to make sure there were no 'A B Normals' in the group, starting with queers and pronouners. Also no one with a propensity to cut off heads, thus no mohammedans.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #19 at April 19, 2024 01:15 AM (qfLjt)

460 Tax increases?

I think not!

Posted by: The Big Orange (mnw) at April 19, 2024 01:15 AM (NLIak)

461 It'll be interesting in the next few days, to see which sources or outlets actually produce valid Satellite Imaging of Iranian Damages, vs. which ones suppress, and fail to publish, the same.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 19, 2024 01:16 AM (e6UQI)

462 Was about to go to bed when I saw these two headlines:

1) "Iran evacuates Hezbollah, IRGC commanders from Syria amid fears of Israeli retaliation"

2) "Israel strikes Iran, IRGC troops evacuated from Syria"

LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 01:16 AM (ynpvh)

463 Night.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2024 01:17 AM (ynpvh)

464 Night, Jim.

Posted by: mnw at April 19, 2024 01:19 AM (NLIak)

465 New Orleans:

The first time it was tea that beat the British. The second time it was Coffee.

Posted by: mnw at April 19, 2024 01:23 AM (NLIak)

466 But, that's exactly what happened at the battle of Lexington and Concord.
Posted by: JackStraw

Lexington was a face-off between colonial militia led by a veteran of the French and Indian War against the marching column of Redcoats moving from Boston to Concord. By all accounts, the Minutemen were arrayed in something close to the rank and file formation that was the norm of the day, and the larger Royal Army force broke their column and formed ranks. (The intent of the Minutemen is unclear - they may have intended their formation as a demonstration of resolve, or as a way to buy time for Concord to secure their armament, or both.) Then that mysterious shot rang out, and the Brits opened fire. There were a few return shots from the Minutemen, but they dispersed as the British moved forward with bayonets.

Concord was a different matter. The forces there had time to prepare, and what ensued was a combination of urban warfare and conventional eighteenth century tactics that flung the defeated British into a hurried retreat. They were sniped at and attacked on the way back to Boston, where guerrilla tactics did come into display, but the battle had effectively ended by then.

Posted by: John Drake at April 19, 2024 01:24 AM (9Uomk)

467 This certainly is a military blog tonight.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 19, 2024 01:27 AM (w6EFb)

468 Jim in KA.

.... And I'll lay odds that the Israelis had actual TRACKING DEVICES salted all into the fleeing Iranian possessions and equipment of those forces, as they fled.

Fish. Barrel. Shootings. Some assembly required.

And, accomplished.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 19, 2024 01:28 AM (e6UQI)

469 John Drake at April 19, 2024 01:24 AM (9Uomk)

Yea, I grew up there and know it all.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2024 01:30 AM (LkLld)

470
Who was that guy that got into a fight with Mike Tyson (on the street) and got beat up badly, but claimed Mike Tyson, who showed not damage, had run off like a "pussy"?
Posted by: jim
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'I hit him several times on his fist with my face.'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2024 01:30 AM (XeU6L)

471 467 Miley

Well... war.

Posted by: mnw at April 19, 2024 01:36 AM (NLIak)

472 Nytol

Posted by: mnw at April 19, 2024 01:37 AM (NLIak)

473 Rep. Ilhan Omar's daughter, 21, is arrested along with 108-strong anti-Israel mob as NYPD smashes protest encampment at Columbia University: Squad member's wayward child was suspended from college hours earlier

https://mol.im/a/13326333

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #20 at April 19, 2024 01:38 AM (qfLjt)

474 Palestine activists praise Hamas in NYC as Columbia students stage second day of 'Gaza solidarity' camp

https://mol.im/a/13323635

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #21 at April 19, 2024 01:39 AM (qfLjt)

475 Reports of explosions in Syria and Iran.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #22 at April 19, 2024 01:42 AM (qfLjt)

476 I have to laugh a bit. When we talk of guerrilla tactics, we were a bunch of farmers or sailors or businessmen with only some having French and Indian War experience (which was not traditional European rank-and-file style fighting anyway) now up against the best army in the world where standing in rank and firing volleys was the order of war of the day, against soldiers who could fire three volleys in a minute. I'd do some guerrilla tactics, myself, under those circumstances.

This is where any comparison to the Vietnam War ends. Yes, the VC were guerrillas, but they were well-supplied and supported. Our army, not so much, as Washington's correspondence attests. Yet it was our traditional Army, more battle-hardened and organized, which won in the end, not the guerrilla tactics.

Posted by: RickZ at April 19, 2024 01:48 AM (emlEe)

477 447 dunning kruger effect examples Israel has called Iran's bluff now we will see if it is a paper tiger or puts more chips on the table of war.

Posted by: raimondo at April 19, 2024 12:58 AM (2TdiS)
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Mitt Romney has entered the chat.

Posted by: As not seen on TV at April 19, 2024 01:48 AM (j2as6)

478 474 Palestine activists praise Hamas in NYC as Columbia students stage second day of 'Gaza solidarity' camp
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It would be interesting to get a breakdown of the demonstrators, firstly how many are actually not students; secondly what school (Arts, STEM, etc.); thirdly what actual majors.
My personal experience as an undergrad in South Africa in the turbulent 60s was that the BA, BEd and BCom students had time to demonstrate while the Science and Engineering students were too busy with serious classes and labs every day to be able to afford taking time to cause trouble.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #23 at April 19, 2024 01:55 AM (qfLjt)

479 Atlanta or Afghanistan? Wild shootout breaks out at gas station with one gunman wielding an AK-47: Three bystanders are wounded and just one arrest is made

https://mol.im/a/13325763

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #24 at April 19, 2024 01:59 AM (qfLjt)

480 Yea, I grew up there and know it all.
Posted by: JackStraw

Then you understand that the skirmish at Lexington and the battle that developed so poorly for the British at Concord (a vicious struggle in which Redcoats, in torching an outstructure that had once held weapons, formed bucket brigades to put out those houses that caught fire as an indirect result of their action) began and concluded in conventional (per 18th century military doctrine) forms of combat.

The tactics of irregular warfare make their appearance on the doomed British retreat back to Boston, and these harrying guerrilla tactics put the fleeing Redcoats into disarray, ultimately requiring another British force to rush out of Boston to secure their flanks and retreat into the city right before the militia forces sealed them inside. Had the irregulars (guerrillas) organized their attacks more efficiently, they could have greatly reduced the strength of the Lobsterbacks, maybe even fixing them in place where they could have been swarmed and several of them taken (permanently) out of service. As it was, though, the Royal Army marched double-quick base to their secured base, and the guerrillas only sped them up.

Posted by: John Drake at April 19, 2024 02:04 AM (9Uomk)

481 Laura Loomer on X: An illegal alien was just arrested outside of the Roosevelt Hotel in NYC after he assaulted both me and @anjewla90 and tried to steal our phones because we were recording the illegals.

https://tinyurl.com/39e7wsf2

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #25 at April 19, 2024 02:06 AM (qfLjt)

482 Nigeria's army rescues woman abducted a decade ago as a schoolgirl, and her 3 children. This is one of the girls abducted by Boka Haram which Michelle Obama held up that ridiculous sign 'to bring back the girls'.

https://tinyurl.com/2szcmnxy

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #26 at April 19, 2024 02:11 AM (qfLjt)

483 WATCH: Every single moment of Biden's "visit" to this Philadelphia Wawa was carefully choreographed and scripted — down to the cashier's tip

https://tinyurl.com/yc6u5ujn

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #27 at April 19, 2024 02:15 AM (qfLjt)

484 The radial engine mounted horizontally looks cool but way too many problems running that (cooling, vibration, transition connection, etc) to ever get that running down the road. Guarantee it. You'll prob never see a video of that even idling.

Posted by: Son of Dad at April 19, 2024 02:17 AM (8JB5s)

485 Kaylee Gain is walking again and 'greatly improved' less than two months after schoolyard bully attacked and slammed her head against the cement

https://mol.im/a/13323777

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #28 at April 19, 2024 02:18 AM (qfLjt)

486 Toronto Airport gold heist was an inside job: Air Canada workers among nine arrested for $20million theft of bars from plane that had just flown in from Zurich

https://mol.im/a/13324185

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #29 at April 19, 2024 02:20 AM (qfLjt)

487 The radial engine mounted horizontally looks cool but way too many problems running that (cooling, vibration, transition connection, etc) to ever get that running down the road. Guarantee it. You'll prob never see a video of that even idling.
Posted by: Son of Dad
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If it has to be an aircraft engine, Merlin is the way to go.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2024 02:22 AM (XeU6L)

488 484
Also I'm dubious as to the strength of the chassis to stand up to the torque and vibration without falling apart.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #30 at April 19, 2024 02:23 AM (qfLjt)

489 Iran hints it will build a NUKE if Netanyahu carries out a strike on its atomic sites - and target Israel's nuclear facilities

https://mol.im/a/13323985

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #31 at April 19, 2024 02:25 AM (qfLjt)

490 John Galvin, a noted USAR General and a veteran of some of the most nasty adventures we had in East Asia, used his interest from having grown up in the country surrounding Lexington and Concord and a natural gift for historical research and writing to produce one of the best volumes on the subject The Minutemen: The First Fight: Myths and Realities of the American Revolution (2006). It's a masterful treatise on the creation and organization of the Minutemen and other allied colonial militia and how they were deployed in actions against Indians and other opponents, culminating in Lexington and Concord. He, along with Charles Shy, A People Numerous and Armed: Reflections on the Military Struggle for American Independence (1990) and Arnold Bemtom Rourtellot, Lexington and Concord: The Beginning of the War of the American Revolution (2000) are all brilliant summaries of the events in question that combine extensive research with compelling insights that provide a synthesis of all that we've been able to verify about those two pivotal days of April 18/19, 1775,

Posted by: John Drake at April 19, 2024 02:27 AM (9Uomk)

491 Zelensky assassination plot arrest in Poland: Man is held for 'passing on airport details to Russian security services planning to kill Ukrainian president'

https://mol.im/a/13324459

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #32 at April 19, 2024 02:27 AM (qfLjt)

492 Son of Dad.

Dig hard enough, and there's a video of a chopped, H-D style motorcycle, with a small-enough, 7 cyl, Russian radial engine facing "face forward" into the wind, driving a transmission and BMW shaft final drive to the rear wheel.

As I posted earlier, the Sherman Tank was powered by a Radial Aircraft derived engine.

There's no reason the C-10 won't run, other than completion. And, every Deuce n' a Half 6x6, and most Cement Mixers, have upward facing differentials, feeding from a bevel gear, from the driveshaft, above.

The C-10 can be engineered to completion. One poster mentioned cooling, and that'll be the biggest challenge to success.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 19, 2024 02:28 AM (e6UQI)

493 EXCLUSIVE Young people are now identifying as 'gender season' - meaning their gender changes with time of year: 'I feel more masculine in the summer!'

https://mol.im/a/13323887

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #33 at April 19, 2024 02:29 AM (qfLjt)

494 13 Democrats and 1 Republican vote AGAINST resolution condemning Iran's 'brazen' assault on Israel with over 350 missiles and drones fired as pro-Gaza 'Squad' member Cori Bush slams Israel for taking out Iranian target in Syria

https://mol.im/a/13324415

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #34 at April 19, 2024 02:31 AM (qfLjt)

495 Drive by Howdy to the Horde. Off to bed soon.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 19, 2024 02:32 AM (Sgq8y)

496 Scratch built , beautiful 10 cyl. radial motorcycle
https://tinyurl.com/3r7tvbne

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2024 02:33 AM (XeU6L)

497 Chicago residents in MAGA hats tear into Democrat mayor for allotting $70million to migrants: 'We need the money more than they do!'

https://mol.im/a/13324975

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #35 at April 19, 2024 02:35 AM (qfLjt)

498 Dead man wheeled in to a Brazilian bank by his niece was malnourished and may have been POISIONED

https://mol.im/a/13324487

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #36 at April 19, 2024 02:36 AM (qfLjt)

499 Bank trip at Bernies. Night, Horde, sweet dreams.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 19, 2024 03:01 AM (Sgq8y)

500 Ciampino that still didn't stop.the withdraw did I t?
I mean the guy showed up in person

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 03:13 AM (fwDg9)

501 103 Israel has hit Iran.

Was there an Earth-Shattering KABOOM?

Posted by: Marvin the Martian at April 19, 2024 03:19 AM (y7zkd)

502 In honor of Lexington and Concord, let us consider an American badass.

https://youtu.be/rDo6x0MhERE?si=Ea87O15Ll6kRoUBU

Get off his lawn.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2024 03:20 AM (Wnv9h)

503 I didn't have to get up until 4

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 03:32 AM (fwDg9)

504 Mornin' Skip.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 19, 2024 03:37 AM (xA5g+)

505 Sundowner has always been a old style Marxist, make the " rich" pay their "fair" share.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 03:40 AM (fwDg9)

506 Morning, fellow insomaniacals! Slept (with a couple of interruptions) until the alarm. Now I have to kick myself finto going to work out.

But -- it's FRIDAY!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 03:59 AM (omVj0)

507 French Toast today, wish had sausages

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 04:02 AM (fwDg9)

508 500 Ciampino that still didn't stop.the withdraw did I t?
I mean the guy showed up in person

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 03:13 AM (fwDg9)
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But he didn't stand up for his rights.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #37 at April 19, 2024 04:06 AM (qfLjt)

509 Noodus pixyana

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2024 04:11 AM (omVj0)

510 Particle Physics: Consider a vaporized mohammedan

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #38 at April 19, 2024 04:11 AM (qfLjt)

511 WeirdDave!

Posted by: Candidus at April 19, 2024 09:35 AM (hbkSB)

512 "Over time, the skin tone lightened to match her natural color, and the hands themselves became more slender and feminine."

But male/female is just a social construct.

Posted by: Simon Jester at April 19, 2024 09:50 AM (BSu3l)

Cliff-Racing Cafe

japanphotography.jpg
Newark
by daisukephotography


This is why you stake down your tent.

Magical shenanigans exposed.

Joe Biden meeting with his brothers.

McDonald's in Italy is a very different experience.

Peek-a-boo parrot.

Mountain village in Madeira.

Fun but maybe just a touch dangerous.

Update your records: I'm not a Vespa Man any longer.I've found a scooter that is 50% gayer.

Quick track changing.

Huzzah! The sport of the future combines two terrible things, mini-bikes and soccer, into one single pastime that we can all ignore with 50% of the effort needed to ignore both individually.

Gojira!

Cycling at the very edge of a high cliff.

Supposedly, this guy is mimicking each sound that's presented to him. But what I'm most interested in is his Hype Squad going crazy after every show of mimickry.

Racing a car along a cliff's edge.



Now this is pod-racing!



They finally made the transparent computer screen that we've been seeing in sci-fi movies for about fifteen years now.

I have the same thought I did when watching those sci-fi movies: Neat, but why?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:46 PM




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1 Happy Thursday

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 07:45 PM (3CVIc)

2 Yay, Cafe!

Posted by: Nazdar at April 18, 2024 07:45 PM (9XWKq)

3 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 07:45 PM (JAhdn)

4 Weird Al - Real or Cake?

https://youtu.be/cPAlmXHMktA

38 seconds

Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 07:45 PM (JAhdn)

5 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 07:46 PM (fwDg9)

6 Here in N IL right now we have cherries, plums, and a bunch of other trees in flower.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:46 PM (MvF+J)

7 I want the transparent screen with the motion control gloves like Tom Cruise in Minority Report.


Some of you might struggle with your adult videos though.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 07:46 PM (3CVIc)

8 Newark is best when the cherry blossoms bloom.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 07:46 PM (nOjd9)

9 I have been through Newark, that looks nothing like New Jersey

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 07:47 PM (fwDg9)

10 Hello, Horde! ❤️ 😊

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at April 18, 2024 07:47 PM (SRRAx)

11 Hiya

Posted by: JT at April 18, 2024 07:47 PM (T4tVD)

12 Good evening horde.

Posted by: TRex at April 18, 2024 07:48 PM (IQ6Gq)

13 That's the rough side of Newark. Other side is over. Near the mall.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 07:48 PM (3CVIc)

14 Are there cannibals in Newark?

Posted by: torabora at April 18, 2024 07:48 PM (AvZ3a)

15 Okay, the art is pretty cool. But I used to get excited when the rain started and the peepers peeped in the Lilly pad hallway of ATL.

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 07:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

16 *Actually pays attention to content for once*

Holy shit, that New Jersey beautification project is really paying off.

Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 07:48 PM (OtB3K)

17 Also, I really want to go to Japan. I have only been through the airport. It’s on my list.

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 07:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

18 Speaking of New Jersey, have there been any recent sightings of the monster that lives in the Pine Barrens?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 07:49 PM (nOjd9)

19 I have the same thought I did when watching those sci-fi movies: Neat, but why?

Yeah, it's just going to screw with your natural eyesight. Expect eye-strain to the max.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 07:50 PM (IG4Id)

20 Where's da rats. It ain't Newark widdout da rats.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 07:50 PM (0EOe9)

21 First Reply to the Rome McDonald's video:

sharifahazlina84's profile picture
Mcdonals support israel...killer...we boycot Mcdonals..
40mReply
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Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:51 PM (vtyCZ)

22 I have the same thought I did when watching those sci-fi movies: Neat, but why?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:46 PM
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Yeah, they look cool, but what's the practical reason for it? From a user's perspective, I tend to keep my desktop covered with open windows most of the time, so I hardly ever see the desktop. I don't want transparent backgrounds because then I can't see what I'm working on.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 07:52 PM (BpYfr)

23 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 18, 2024 07:52 PM (xA5g+)

24 17 On one trip to WESPAC, our pilot did an orbit around Mt Fuji so both aisles could get a view and pictures. I could see why the Japanese hold it in reverence.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 07:53 PM (0EOe9)

25 Some of you might struggle with your adult videos though.
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I'm watching Behind the Green Door and the freaking picture is bouncing all over the screen!

Posted by: a moron phoning customer service at April 18, 2024 07:53 PM (vtyCZ)

26 I have the same thought I did when watching those sci-fi movies: Neat, but why?

Yeah, it's just going to screw with your natural eyesight. Expect eye-strain to the max.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 07:50 PM (IG4Id)
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I just thought of one interesting application, though...Windows that change the scenery, but can be turned "transparent" by audio command so that you can see the actual weather conditions outside....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 07:54 PM (BpYfr)

27 Also, I really want to go to Japan. I have only been through the airport. It’s on my list.
Posted by: Piper


Don't stay in Tokyo. Take the Shinkansen immediately to Kanazawa. It wasn't bombed out and was left relatively untouched by the modernization.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 07:54 PM (IG4Id)

28 McDonalds in Rome has a statue of Michelle Fields out front.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 07:54 PM (nOjd9)

29 Flying tent is hilarious! Reminds me of the time we took Paco, Jr. to a park to fly a kite on a windy day. We carried the kite in a gray plastic bag out to the middle of the park, but no matter how hard we tried, we couldn't get the thing to stay in the air. Suddenly, I noticed the bag we had carried the kite in - soaring over the tops of the pine trees, vanishing in the distance.

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 07:54 PM (njExo)

30 So, does the McDonalds in Rome have an opening for a sommelier?

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 07:56 PM (njExo)

31 Don't stay in Tokyo. Take the Shinkansen immediately to Kanazawa. It wasn't bombed out and was left relatively untouched by the modernization.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April

Noted! Thank you.

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 07:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

32 First Reply to the Rome McDonald's video:

sharifahazlina84's profile picture
Mcdonals support israel...killer...we boycot Mcdonals..
40mReply



It's never a bad time to spew a little Jooo hate.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 07:57 PM (nOjd9)

33 I just thought of one interesting application, though...Windows that change the scenery, but can be turned "transparent" by audio command so that you can see the actual weather conditions outside....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Or you could just look out a window. Meh, I like new stuff, and not am against it, just there are always costs.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 07:57 PM (IG4Id)

34 The thing where Dad jumps on the air mattress and launches the Kid is gold

Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 07:58 PM (oCjPU)

35 That Vespa substitute is useless as it has no pillion. How do you take your girl to the movies?

Posted by: Ciampino - Could go for a Lambretta? at April 18, 2024 07:59 PM (qfLjt)

36 Those scooters are probably Montenegro Highway Patrol surplus.

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 07:59 PM (njExo)

37 My great-great-great grandad was the first guy they ate on the raft of Medusa. GGG-granny told some guy named Gerry Cole all about it. He did a painting.

No lie.

Posted by: joey biden at April 18, 2024 07:59 PM (vtyCZ)

38 Speaking of New Jersey, have there been any recent sightings of the monster that lives in the Pine Barrens?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 07:49 PM (nOjd9)

The Jersey Devil.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 07:59 PM (R4t5M)

39 Gojira looks like an iguana to me.

The immersive art display is way cool.

Posted by: Tuna at April 18, 2024 08:00 PM (oaGWv)

40 The Wendigo possesses stick thin guys with pale skin and sunken eyes and yellow teeth, and makes 'em eat people. Can't stop the hunger, jack! At least that's what the Algonquin told me when I was their shaman from the bronze age through 1974. They called me the Medicine Man back then, just like my own docs do til this day.

Anyway, that's why I thought it was a Wendigo when it ate Beau. I caught him with a dreamcatcher, and then found out it was just the smartest guy I know. He only ate 'im to save 'im from the cancer. I told that dreamcatcher it had six seconds to release him, or I'd kill every damn buffalo on the Great Plains. And whaddya know, but I killed 'em all, and now that guy is my Minister of Foreign Hookers. Word as a Brandon.

Posted by: Brandon at April 18, 2024 08:01 PM (0FoWg)

41 Take the Shinkansen immediately to Kanazawa.
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Trains in Japan take you all the way to African Christmas. No lie.

woo-wooo! chugga-chugga-chugga wooo-wooo!

Posted by: joey biden at April 18, 2024 08:01 PM (vtyCZ)

42 I wanted to see where the launched kid ended up. I'm thinking the kitchen.

Posted by: nckate at April 18, 2024 08:02 PM (4bYb7)

43 Update your records: I'm not a Vespa Man any longer.I've found a scooter that is 50% gayer.

Congrats, ace. A match made in Ewok heaven. Was there complimentary messenger bag included?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2024 08:02 PM (V8he0)

44 Gojira looks like an iguana to me.

Posted by: Tuna at April 18, 2024 08:00 PM (oaGWv)

So the 1998 Devlin/Emmerich Godzilla.

Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 08:03 PM (JAhdn)

45 We could use the Jersey Devil about now

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 08:03 PM (fwDg9)

46 The Newark Art Museum and the attached Ballantine Mansion are worth seeing, but that's about it for me.

Posted by: Long-time Refugee at April 18, 2024 08:04 PM (V5BDR)

47 Who will be first to photo shop Retardo's head sticking out of a cauldron surrounded by cannibals? And, even though I'm on a prevent gout diet, I'll eat there every day if somebody opens an Uncle Bosey's BBQ.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 08:04 PM (0EOe9)

48 99.99 Gojira is a marine iguana. Comes back to land and snorts accumulated salt out its nose.

Iirc.

Maybe it’s a nuclear flame.

Posted by: Adriane the Green Tea Ice Cream Critic . . . at April 18, 2024 08:05 PM (4Winp)

49 I think the Jersey Devil (Jon Corzone) lives on some tropical island with his heap of loot, if memory serves.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2024 08:05 PM (0FoWg)

50 Corzine

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2024 08:05 PM (0FoWg)

51 Spring's getting off to a roaring start here. Went for sushi in West Knoxville. Heat Index = 93.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 18, 2024 08:05 PM (/HDaX)

52 The "immersive art experience" is spectacular.

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 08:06 PM (njExo)

53 That Vespa substitute is useless as it has no pillion. How do you take your girl to the movies?
Posted by: Ciampino - Could go for a Lambretta? at April 18, 2024 07:59 PM (qfLjt)


answer one: She gets an Uber like any sensible person on seeing a Vespa

answer B: Men who ride Vespas can get dates? Who do you think they are, John Wayne?

https://tinyurl.com/mr3sp7ry

Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 08:06 PM (D7oie)

54 The immersive art display is way cool.
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CBD had that as an Art Thread piece once -- Rembrandt's work:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calming_the_storm

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 08:06 PM (vtyCZ)

55 18
'have there been any recent sightings of the monster that lives in the Pine Barrens?'

Fuck that monster. You better watch out for that Russian interior decorator.

Posted by: Paulie Gaultieri at April 18, 2024 08:06 PM (roH4R)

56 That Vespa substitute is useless as it has no pillion. How do you take your girl to the movies?
Posted by: Ciampino

She sits on your shoulders of course.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2024 08:07 PM (SC4LU)

57 But what I'm most interested in is his Hype Squad going crazy after every show of mimickry.

I'd be most interested in seeing a competition between this guy and Larvelle Jones.

Monsieur Larvelle Jones.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 18, 2024 08:08 PM (/HDaX)

58
I'd be most interested in seeing a competition between this guy and Larvelle Jones.

Monsieur Larvelle Jones.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

I think this was faked, watch the mouth on guy supposedly making the sounds.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2024 08:09 PM (SC4LU)

59 I liked Corzone better. That's a cool name.

Posted by: Sounds Gangsterish at April 18, 2024 08:09 PM (V5BDR)

60
She sits on your shoulders of course.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2024 08:07 PM (SC4LU


'Bug Catcher'

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 08:10 PM (3CVIc)

61 Transparent laptop.

Yeah, that's great.

Make sure you're not looking at any sensitive or prurient information on it, unless you want to share with the whole class.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 18, 2024 08:10 PM (ou9hh)

62 I thought the Jersey Devil got eaten by Repairman Jack's escaped Rakoshi?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 08:10 PM (D7oie)

63 I may be a weird, latter-day savage, but I think "monster" is a bit much.

Posted by: Some Piney at April 18, 2024 08:10 PM (0FoWg)

64 Speaking of New Jersey, have there been any recent sightings of the monster that lives in the Pine Barrens?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 07:49 PM (nOjd9)

The Jersey Devil.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 07:59 PM (R4t5M)


You're not gonna believe this. He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator.

Posted by: Paulie Gualtieri at April 18, 2024 08:10 PM (4I/2K)

65 Cycle bobsledding would be interesting. Or how about the cycling shot put?

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 08:11 PM (njExo)

66 . . . Skeet Surfing? I think there was a song about it.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 08:12 PM (D7oie)

67 Time for bed, at done in Philadelphia until later next week.
Fairly close to home tomorrow.
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 08:12 PM (fwDg9)

68 That minibike soccer is just stupid bicycles. Real minibikes with Briggs and Stratton engines would be much more cool.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 08:13 PM (tkR6S)

69 Or how about the cycling shot put?
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You have to throw it as far as you can and catch it for it to count.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 08:14 PM (vtyCZ)

70 I thought the Jersey Devil got eaten by Repairman Jack's escaped Rakoshi?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 08:10 PM (D7oie)
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F. Paul Wilson also wrote a pretty cool short story involving mysterious lights in the Pine Barrens...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 08:15 PM (BpYfr)

71 Speaking of fanciful sports, there's a comedy video out there somewhere showing a biathlon event featuring competitors shooting at each other.

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 08:15 PM (njExo)

72 Randy Bachman is selling 200 of his guitars at auction in NYC and online next month.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 08:15 PM (vtyCZ)

73 sharifahazlina84's profile picture
Mcdonals support israel...killer...we boycot Mcdonals..
40mReply
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Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:51 PM (vtyCZ)

Getting heartburn from McDonalds food is too high a price to pay for a muzzscrunt cry.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 08:15 PM (tkR6S)

74 40 The Wendigo possesses stick thin guys with pale skin and sunken eyes and yellow teeth, and makes 'em eat people. Can't stop the hunger, jack! At least that's what the Algonquin told me when I was their shaman from the bronze age through 1974. They called me the Medicine Man back then, just like my own docs do til this day.

Anyway, that's why I thought it was a Wendigo when it ate Beau. I caught him with a dreamcatcher, and then found out it was just the smartest guy I know. He only ate 'im to save 'im from the cancer. I told that dreamcatcher it had six seconds to release him, or I'd kill every damn buffalo on the Great Plains. And whaddya know, but I killed 'em all, and now that guy is my Minister of Foreign Hookers. Word as a Brandon.
Posted by: Brandon



Amazing, Mr. President!!! You are the Greatest President in History!! Tell us more!!

(Shits self, eats shit. Vomits, eats vomit)

Posted by: MSNBC, reel newz at April 18, 2024 08:15 PM (xA5g+)

75 Instagram is like looking the in the wrong end of a telescope. Why?

Posted by: ss at April 18, 2024 08:16 PM (xlrNs)

76 56 That Vespa substitute is useless as it has no pillion. How do you take your girl to the movies?
Posted by: Ciampino

She sits on your shoulders of course.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2024 08:07 PM (SC4LU)
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One word, low bridges .... two words!

Posted by: Ciampino - Could go for a Lambretta! at April 18, 2024 08:17 PM (qfLjt)

77 You should use those scooters for soccer instead of the bicycles.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 08:18 PM (63Dwl)

78 >>>Cute fight

LOL. I could watch hours of that.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 18, 2024 08:19 PM (klJTj)

79
I got yer Blue Hole... RIGHT HEAH!

Posted by: I'm at your mom's house bruh at April 18, 2024 08:20 PM (0FoWg)

80 68 An old school Rupp mini bike with a B&S or Techumseh engine would be a handy thing to have stashed away with a couple bottles of Stabil.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 08:20 PM (0EOe9)

81 Or how about the cycling shot put?
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You have to throw it as far as you can and catch it for it to count. - andycanuck


Splendid suggestion!

Much safer than something else I was considering: goalie for a javelin thrower.

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 08:20 PM (njExo)

82 Cycle Ball chyron: "The goalie is not allowed to use THEIR hands." Awful.

The goalie is not allowed to use HIS hands.

Posted by: the good people of MO (mnw) at April 18, 2024 08:21 PM (NLIak)

83 The geriatric boxing match made me lol.

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 08:23 PM (njExo)

84 I will check in later. I need to learn my classes for tomorrow.

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 08:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

85 'Nite Skip !

Posted by: JT at April 18, 2024 08:23 PM (T4tVD)

86
just got back; @74, lol!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 08:24 PM (PFYt9)

87 The goalie is not allowed to use they are hands.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 08:24 PM (WCiZg)

88 transparent laptop, like hunter's?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 18, 2024 08:24 PM (as3uC)

89 Doesn't matter how fancy the entrance is . . . you're in Rome and you're eating McDonalds?!?

Posted by: Build your own damn stadium!!! at April 18, 2024 08:26 PM (Cia0+)

90 Now this would be cool:

https://www.thevintagenews.com/2021/08/16/auto-polo/

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 08:26 PM (tkR6S)

91 Nothing like waking up to a beautiful starlit evening... when I went to sleep looking at the inside of the tent.

Posted by: DaveA at April 18, 2024 08:27 PM (FhXTo)

92 hiked all day

in training, yo gainzzz!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 08:27 PM (PFYt9)

93 The goalie is not allowed to use HIS hands.
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Роллебол

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 08:29 PM (vtyCZ)

94 Uganda's Mickey D's > Italy's Mickey D's

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2024 08:30 PM (R/m4+)

95 82 Cycle Ball chyron: "The goalie is not allowed to use THEIR hands." Awful.

The goalie is not allowed to use HIS hands.

Posted by: the good people of MO (mnw)



RiSPekT dE pRoNuoNs!!!

Posted by: manbun with soft hands at April 18, 2024 08:30 PM (xA5g+)

96 Nothing like waking up to a beautiful starlit evening... when I went to sleep looking at the inside of the tent.
Posted by: DaveA at April 18, 2024 08:27 PM (FhXTo)

(sings)

Some untented evening...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 08:30 PM (tkR6S)

97 Update your records: I'm not a Vespa Man any longer.I've found a scooter that is 50% gayer.

The Vespa with the attached machine gun discussed on Sunday's Gun Thread was 237.6% more manly, Ace.

Perhaps Chuy's new ride?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2024 08:30 PM (4IMPA)

98 Doesn't matter how fancy the entrance is . . . you're in Rome and you're eating McDonalds?!?
Posted by: Build your own damn stadium!


I could understand it if you're just off a 36-hour flight and just need something understandable.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 08:31 PM (IG4Id)

99 Yeah I know...no politics...but...

California border town, and I mean slap dab on the fence, recalls their tranny city council member:
https://tinyurl.com/2h96nrnz

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 08:34 PM (ynpvh)

100
Meet Gaia BH3, the largest stellar mass black hole discovered so far in the Galaxy. It's about 2000 ly away in the constellation Aquila, and about 33 solar masses.

https://tinyurl.com/23yb7864

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 18, 2024 08:34 PM (w6EFb)

101 Not to get too political at the Café but a news chyron here claims 12 jurors have been picked in PDT's NYC trial. There isn't any mention of the alternates though. [Five of them??]

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 08:34 PM (vtyCZ)

102 hiked all day

in training, yo gainzzz!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 08:27 PM (PFYt9)

Needs a third line to be a true blues verse. And the second line must repeat the first line.

Posted by: Blind Junior Melonhead de Monet at April 18, 2024 08:34 PM (4I/2K)

103 lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 08:35 PM (PFYt9)

104 All those people who do stuff on the edge of a cliff? Their parents will miss them.

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 08:36 PM (NLIak)

105 There's some gas station chain along the highways between Milan and places south that has the best sammiches and coffee...evah! Seriously they've got fresh salamis and of the fruits of the pig, as well as fresh pasta dishes. And fresh coffee..

Better than any WaWas ever thought about being.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 18, 2024 08:37 PM (YRsIm)

106 sci-fi movies: Neat, but why?

Give us a minute.

Posted by: PornHub at April 18, 2024 08:37 PM (FhXTo)

107 99 Yeah I know...no politics...but...

California border town, and I mean slap dab on the fence, recalls their tranny city council member:
https://tinyurl.com/2h96nrnz

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 08:34 PM (ynpvh)

Oh, and was mayor.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 08:37 PM (ynpvh)

108 Meet Gaia BH3, the largest stellar mass black hole discovered so far in the Galaxy. It's about 2000 ly away in the constellation Aquila, and about 33 solar masses.
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All I smell is solar masses!

[Read the article and know the joke punchlined "All I smell is molasses!"]

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 08:38 PM (vtyCZ)

109 hiked all day

in training, yo gainzzz!

hiked all day

won't somebody send my baby home?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 08:38 PM (PFYt9)

110 Randy Bachman is selling 200 of his guitars at auction in NYC and online next month.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 08:15 PM (vtyCZ)

Randy's fat ass looks better now than he did in 1975.

Fuck him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2024 08:38 PM (R/m4+)

111 34 The thing where Dad jumps on the air mattress and launches the Kid is gold
Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 07:58 PM (oCjPU)

First thing the Dad said, "Are you alright?"
Second thing the Dad said, "Don't tell Mom!"

Posted by: JB1000 at April 18, 2024 08:38 PM (iFW5t)

112 I guess we'll be seeing more about this...

"Maine legislature approves sweeping gun safety legislation six months after deadliest shooting in state history."

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 08:40 PM (vtyCZ)

113 66 . . . Skeet Surfing? I think there was a song about it.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 08:12 PM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M6-zD1-vW0

There is one scene that is the most rewound. 50 quatloos was I know which one.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2024 08:40 PM (9CJNc)

114 Cycling at the very edge of a high cliff.

Sucks enough wrecking a mountain bike into some prickly pear cactus.

Falling off a cliff. Uh... no.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 18, 2024 08:42 PM (/HDaX)

115 Uganda McDonalds you're getting a Bush Meat Big Mac.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 08:43 PM (R4t5M)

116 Defunding the po po isn't so cool now, huh?


St. Louis police dept. considers extending officer shifts to 11 hours amid staffing shortage

https://tinyurl.com/StL-Police

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 08:44 PM (HGv4O)

117 That transparent screen that appears in AI-voiceover youtube videos about finance, being viewed and manipulated by models pretending to be financial whizzes. Gag me.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 08:45 PM (w6EFb)

118 112

Never let a good crisis go to waste. The DEMs run that play brilliantly. The GOP? not at all.

ME also ratified the National Popular Vote Compact this week.

ME is asshoe.

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 08:45 PM (NLIak)

119 something deep inside says to me that "gun safety" doesn't mean the same thing to the vermont (spit) "legislature" (spit) as it does to Weasel and the denizens of the gun thread ... just sayin' ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 08:46 PM (PFYt9)

120 Men who ride Vespas can get dates? Who do you think they are, John Wayne Ace?

FIFY.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2024 08:46 PM (9pf8J)

121 I know I'm late to everything, but RIP Dickey Betts. Such an incredible talent, thank you for sharing that with us. Only the drummer survives as an original member of the AB band. Thank God for youtube videos....

Posted by: Grateful at April 18, 2024 08:47 PM (IQ6Gq)

122 On one trip to WESPAC, our pilot did an orbit around Mt Fuji so both aisles could get a view and pictures. I could see why the Japanese hold it in reverence.
Posted by: bill in arkansas


Climb Mount Niitaka!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 08:47 PM (HGv4O)

123 Men who ride Vespas can get dates? Who do you think they are, John Wayne Ace?

FIFY.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Of course they can get dates. Bobby would love to go out with Billy.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 08:48 PM (HGv4O)

124 Bike Soccer is so lame. The future is Bubble Soccer. It is going to huge. Huge.

https://tinyurl.com/2epfjntm

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 18, 2024 08:48 PM (IwS0P)

125 Yes, they still have to pick the alternate jurors a news report updates.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 08:50 PM (vtyCZ)

126 Supposedly, this guy is mimicking each sound that's presented to him. But what I'm most interested in is his Hype Squad going crazy after every show of mimickry.



Michael Winslow - Police Academy.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 08:51 PM (HGv4O)

127 Transparent screen so you can see ‘what the hell the cat’s doing back there!’ .

Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2024 08:51 PM (NxC5+)

128 which drummer?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 08:51 PM (PFYt9)

129 Vespas are a huge deal for Mike on American Pickers. I guess there is a big European market for Vespas that we're imported to America.

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 08:51 PM (TDRQO)

130 How about Aztec soccer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 08:51 PM (R4t5M)

131 How about Aztec soccer.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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They were way ahead of today's version.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2024 08:55 PM (XeU6L)

132 130 How about Aztec soccer.
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I think they have a modern league of that, without the human sacrifice of the losers [damn Spanish and Christian morality!], unless it was a reenactment group playing it I saw once on TV.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 08:55 PM (vtyCZ)

133 I've seen transparent-ish computer equipment before ... clear plastic case ... as surplus from "correctional institutions", presumably to make it harder to stash dope inside, innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 08:56 PM (PFYt9)

134 Beatbox Boy didn't mimic his Hype Squad.

Poser!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 18, 2024 08:56 PM (pDQ/8)

135 They've got at least 2 attys on the jury. I guess Trump's defense team decided they couldn't afford to use two of their precious peremptory strikes on them. Team Orange must be hoping they'll be lawyers first and Trump haters second.

Lawyers are not excused from jury duty, btw. Usually both sides are afraid of having them on a jury, though, for fear they'll explain the law to the other jurors differently than the jury instructions explain it.

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 08:57 PM (NLIak)

136 I don't think you could do it now when there is so much The Gay everywhere, but in the late 80s early 90s I always thought that if you were a halfway decent looking guy and had a restored Vespa with a basket on the front, and in that basket was a golden retriever puppy, and you lived in a college town and drove that Vespa and puppy to record stores and coffee shops and the student union building, you'd never lack for dates with young women.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 08:58 PM (WCiZg)

137 Afghan soccer:

Peachy Carnehan: Do they always use such a big ball?

Billy Fish: Depend on size of man's head. Big head, big ball, small head, small ball. That Bashki man. Oh big damn head.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2024 08:58 PM (4I/2K)

138
only allman bros album I ever owned was Live at Fillmore East ...
playing it now

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 08:59 PM (PFYt9)

139 Billy Fish: Depend on size of man's head. Big head, big ball, small head, small ball. That Bashki man. Oh big damn head.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2024 08:58 PM (4I/2K)

And the waiter said, "Senor, sometimes ze bool wins."

Posted by: just the punchline at April 18, 2024 09:01 PM (tkR6S)

140 lol 136; shoulda adopted that strategy 50 years ago, amirite? lol.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 09:01 PM (PFYt9)

141 How about Aztec soccer.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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They were way ahead of today's version.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Bet they didn't flop like they do today.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 09:01 PM (HGv4O)

142 only allman bros album I ever owned was Live at Fillmore East ...
playing it now
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 08:59 PM (PFYt9)

Timeless album.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 09:01 PM (R4t5M)

143 Eat me.

Posted by: Uncle Bossie at April 18, 2024 09:02 PM (LaNzR)

144 Mountain Jam …

Posted by: Adriane the Green Tea Ice Cream Critic . . . at April 18, 2024 09:03 PM (4Winp)

145 >>which drummer?

Jaimo

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 09:04 PM (LkLld)

146 I'm currently reading Zelazny's Chronicles of Amber.

It's a little weird when the word "Trump" is splashed on almost every page....

Of course, this is referencing major arcana cards from a tarot deck, not an actual person...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 09:05 PM (BpYfr)

147 Re: immersive French museum experience.

Why, oh why are people trying to capture that with their cell phones? Put the phone away and enjoy the experience. It's not like you're going to show that to anybody, anyway, It will be stuck on your phone.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 18, 2024 09:05 PM (Ze4AG)

148 only allman bros album I ever owned was Live at Fillmore East ...
playing it now.

Got to see the Allman Brothers at an improbable venue, at a campground in Redmond in either 1970 or 1971. The campground is long gone as was that night. The Allman Brothers showed up about 4 hours late and finally got started about midnight and went off for the next 4 hours. There may have been 300 of us left by the time they started and they gave us a night to forever remember.

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 18, 2024 09:07 PM (+zECz)

149 Put the phone away and enjoy the experience. It's not like you're going to show that to anybody, anyway,

Um, I bet a whole bunch of us just watched it on a phone.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 18, 2024 09:09 PM (/y8xj)

150 Mr A F , damn straight!

JS, thx!

I have always thought that the true mark of the absolute best jam band is two drummers ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 09:09 PM (PFYt9)

151 >>Why, oh why are people trying to capture that with their cell phones? Put the phone away and enjoy the experience. It's not like you're going to show that to anybody, anyway, It will be stuck on your phone.

Or just go sailing.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 09:10 PM (LkLld)

152 which is to say dead and allman bros ... may be others who have not come to my attention ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 09:12 PM (PFYt9)

153 O happy man, Lost In Space!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 18, 2024 09:14 PM (PFYt9)

154 New York Post @nypost 2h
Anti-Israel protesters who blocked Golden Gate Bridge for hours released without charges trib.al/JAkSSVy

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 09:14 PM (vtyCZ)

155 I'm currently reading Zelazny's Chronicles of Amber.

[ . . . ]
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 09:05 PM (BpYfr)


I read that first in high school and I liked the series a lot, I reread The Guns of Avalon recently and the writing and plotting was not as good as I remember.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 09:17 PM (D7oie)

156 Why, oh why are people trying to capture that with their cell phones? Put the phone away and enjoy the experience. It's not like you're going to show that to anybody, anyway, It will be stuck on your phone.


To many, it's not real unless it's on an iphone.


They miss the entire point.


Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024 09:17 PM (WXNFJ)

157 Sakura !

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:17 PM (V13WU)

158 148 only allman bros album I ever owned was Live at Fillmore East ...
playing it now.

Got to see the Allman Brothers at an improbable venue, at a campground in Redmond in either 1970 or 1971. The campground is long gone as was that night. The Allman Brothers showed up about 4 hours late and finally got started about midnight and went off for the next 4 hours. There may have been 300 of us left by the time they started and they gave us a night to forever remember.
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 18, 2024 09:07 PM (+zECz)
Never saw them live but drank a hell of a bunch of whiskey listening to them at eleventy-eleven.

Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2024 09:18 PM (NxC5+)

159 >>which is to say dead and allman bros ... may be others who have not come to my attention ...

Dicky Betts with the Dead

Going Down the Road

RFK Stadium 1973

https://tinyurl.com/22w9tk8z

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 09:18 PM (LkLld)

160 05 There's some gas station chain along the highways between Milan and places south that has the best sammiches and coffee...evah! Seriously they've got fresh salamis and of the fruits of the pig, as well as fresh pasta dishes. And fresh coffee..

Better than any WaWas ever thought about being.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April

Those are all over Italy and a lot of Europe. Nothing like here. One of the chains is called “Fart”, which is speed in Norwegian but I am American so it’s funny.

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 09:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

161 I read that first in high school and I liked the series a lot, I reread The Guns of Avalon recently and the writing and plotting was not as good as I remember.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 09:17 PM (D7oie)
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Yeah...I tend to agree, at least for the first five books. I think people tend to rate the second series lower than the first, but I'm enjoying the second series more.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 09:19 PM (BpYfr)

162 iPhone...is the greatest invention of all time, ever

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:19 PM (V13WU)

163 However, I have always loved Zelazny's Doorways in the Sand, since it was damned near impossible to figure out if something was real or not as it was being experienced by the main character, though everthing in the story was actuality in the story, it was just weird.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 09:19 PM (D7oie)

164 148 Oh, I am so envious. That had to be quite the experience. Imagine anyone playing for 11.5 minutes now, improvising along the way. They simply didn't need lyrics, the music spoke for itself

Posted by: Grateful at April 18, 2024 09:21 PM (IQ6Gq)

165 iPhone...is the greatest invention of all time, ever
Posted by: runner

I have to go with Honda Trail 125.

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 18, 2024 09:22 PM (+zECz)

166 "They finally made the transparent computer screen that we've been seeing in sci-fi movies for about fifteen years now."


I remember dissing the high-tech revolution 30 years ago and saying it as overrated.Was I ever wrong. Now we have cell phones more powerful than any of those gadgets they had on Star Trek. Only thing they are lacking is the laser function, which would be great to stun the idiots on the subways.

Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2024 09:23 PM (PTDkx)

167 I have to go with Honda Trail 125.
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 18, 2024 09:22 PM (+zECz)

🤨

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:23 PM (V13WU)

168 iPhone...is the greatest invention of all time, ever

-

I'm still leaning towards anesthetics.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 09:23 PM (WCiZg)

169
162 iPhone...is the greatest invention of all time, ever
Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:19 PM (V13WU)


Bish, please.

Posted by: Bread Slice at April 18, 2024 09:24 PM (3CVIc)

170 Did our "president" just literally short-dick every cannibal in the Congo by leaving them out of the conversation?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 09:24 PM (GkFGh)

171 Wonder if cannibals are unionized.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:25 PM (3CVIc)

172 However, I have always loved Zelazny's Doorways in the Sand, since it was damned near impossible to figure out if something was real or not as it was being experienced by the main character, though everthing in the story was actuality in the story, it was just weird.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 09:19 PM (D7oie)
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My favorite Zelazny is his Changeling/Madwand series. I love the worldbuilding. The copies I have also have incredible artwork inside. Just great fantasy all around.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 09:27 PM (BpYfr)

173 IPhone...is the greatest invention of all time, ever...
********
Seriously? How about the printing press, electricity, automobile, telephone, and I could go on forever re medical discoveries, say Penicillin....

Posted by: Grateful at April 18, 2024 09:27 PM (IQ6Gq)

174 "Why, oh why are people trying to capture that with their cell phones? Put the phone away and enjoy the experience. "


The worst is recording fireworks. Nobody ever goes back and watches them and if they did they would discover they aren't nearly as impressive as the original. Just enjoy the moment.

Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2024 09:27 PM (PTDkx)

175 iPhone...is the greatest invention of all time, ever

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I'm still leaning towards anesthetics.
Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 09:23 PM (WCiZg)
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What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: modern plumbing at April 18, 2024 09:27 PM (BpYfr)

176 171 Wonder if cannibals are unionized.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:25 PM (3CVIc)

The International Brotherhood of Amusement Ride Operators, Cobblers, Projectionists, Cannibals, and Whitesmiths.

It's a thing.

Look it up.

(it's not a thing.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 09:28 PM (GkFGh)

177 there is a bit of a hobby for some people to post trailers for movies that have never been made using clips from other movies. This is a "trailer" for The Chronicles of Amber"

https://youtu.be/LGxynFLkltQ?si=Y-k0X4jP8fuSFhaL

Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 09:28 PM (D7oie)

178 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024 09:28 PM (WXNFJ)

179 What am I? Chopped liver?
Posted by: modern plumbing

you can live without plumbing...the trees are over there...

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:29 PM (V13WU)

180 The International Brotherhood of Amusement Ride Operators, Cobblers, Projectionists, Cannibals, and Whitesmiths.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 09:28 PM (GkFGh

Damn Projectionists. Always accusatory.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:29 PM (3CVIc)

181 Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024 09:28 PM (WXNFJ)


can you support that assertion with facts ?!

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:29 PM (V13WU)

182 164

I heard "Eruption/You Really Got Me' on the car radio today.

I never thought David Lee Roth could, like, you know... actually SING, as opposed to just prancing about like a fagette. But he doesn't sound half bad... although "You Really Got Me" isn't quite as difficult as "Un Bel Di" from Madame Butterfly or anything.

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 09:30 PM (NLIak)

183 Van Hager was better.

Change my mind.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:31 PM (3CVIc)

184 Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete

can you support that assertion with facts ?!
Posted by: runner

Does "I got my butt pinched by a 89 yr old woman at church today" make it so?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024 09:31 PM (WXNFJ)

185 Here is an older "trailer" for the Chronicles of Amber. Never made of course, but hey, we did get She Hulk, and that all woman reboot of Ghost Busters

https://tinyurl.com/2pd4nan7

Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 09:32 PM (D7oie)

186
Does "I got my butt pinched by a 89 yr old woman at church today" make it so?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024

If that happened, you won the month of April.

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 09:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

187 Does "I got my butt pinched by a 89 yr old woman at church today" make it so?
*********************
Mike drop!

Posted by: Grateful at April 18, 2024 09:33 PM (IQ6Gq)

188 E lucevan le stelle is the greatest aria ever.

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:33 PM (V13WU)

189 183 Van Hager was better.

Change my mind.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:31 PM (3CVIc)

Van Roth makes me feel like I need a shower and some disinfectant.

Van Hagar makes me feel like I need a dentist and some insulin.

... advantage Hagar, I guess?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 09:33 PM (GkFGh)

190 Sakura !
Posted by: runner

Gesundheidt !

Posted by: JT at April 18, 2024 09:34 PM (T4tVD)

191 Ou812 was a great album. So was For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:35 PM (3CVIc)

192 >>Oh, I am so envious. That had to be quite the experience. Imagine anyone playing for 11.5 minutes now, improvising along the way. They simply didn't need lyrics, the music spoke for itself

That was literally every Dead concert. Many never understand why they have such an incredibly devoted fan base or why other musicians as diverse as Dicky Betts and Branford Marsalis and many others would want to sit in. It was always about the music.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 09:35 PM (LkLld)

193 there is a bit of a hobby for some people to post trailers for movies that have never been made using clips from other movies. This is a "trailer" for The Chronicles of Amber"

https://youtu.be/LGxynFLkltQ?si=Y-k0X4jP8fuSFhaL
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 09:28 PM (D7oie)
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That was pretty neat. Gotta admit, Luke Evans would be well cast in such a movie/television show....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 09:35 PM (BpYfr)

194 183

I definitely prefer Sammy H. to DLR myself, but they had some hits with DLR.

2 bad Eddie kind of destroyed himself.

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 09:36 PM (NLIak)

195 184 Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete

can you support that assertion with facts ?!
Posted by: runner

Does "I got my butt pinched by a 89 yr old woman at church today" make it so?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024 09:31 PM (WXNFJ)
I had a woman maybe 20 years younger than me say to her friend of similar age while looking at me 'Aren't you a cutie?'. I told her I'd tell my wife who is 70.

Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2024 09:36 PM (NxC5+)

196 Does "I got my butt pinched by a 89 yr old woman at church today" make it so?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024 09:31 PM (WXNFJ)



oh, you mean it does not happen every time you are at church ?? ok, then yes

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:36 PM (V13WU)

197 Van Hagar had a window for a few years.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 09:37 PM (R4t5M)

198 Wait wait wait, are we talking like middle of the sunday morning services church, here, or three or five G&Ts deep into bingo night church?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 09:38 PM (GkFGh)

199 OSINTdefender
@sentdefender
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1m
Additional Footage showing Anti-Aircraft Fire earlier over the City of Isfahan in Central Iran.

Posted by: 13times at April 18, 2024 09:38 PM (lqRlW)

200 Can't remember the name, but it was one of the more serious guitar magazines.

They did an interbank interview with David Lee Roth.

It started with, as I recall, "your band has been described as juvenile, immature, undisciplined, sophomoric, etc . ."

David Lee response was "well that's just my dad talking"

Couldn't help but like them a little after that.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 18, 2024 09:41 PM (8AONa)

201 1m
Additional Footage showing Anti-Aircraft Fire earlier over the City of Isfahan in Central Iran.
Posted by: 13times at April 18, 2024 09:38 PM (lqRlW)

And here we go

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 09:41 PM (R4t5M)

202 more

@TreyYingst
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18m
Following reports of large explosions in Iran, Iraq and Syria. Working to confirm and gather more information now.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 09:42 PM (LkLld)

203 Additional Footage showing Anti-Aircraft Fire earlier over the City of Isfahan in Central Iran.
Posted by: 13times at April 18, 2024 09:38 PM (lqRlW)

And here we go
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 09:41 PM (R4t5M)

Eh, stupid rugfucking halfwits are probably shooting at geese.

Eeeeevil joo spy geese.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 09:42 PM (GkFGh)

204 And thus, we inch closer to WW3.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:42 PM (3CVIc)

205

OSINTdefender
@sentdefender
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11m
U.S. Officials have Confirmed that Israeli Aircraft have Stuck a Location in Iran.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:43 PM (3CVIc)

206 What if Iran and Iraq go to war on their own? That would be something.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 09:43 PM (GkFGh)

207 >>And thus, we inch closer to WW3.

It started a while ago. Just getting more heated now.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 09:44 PM (LkLld)

208 U.S. Officials have Confirmed that Israeli Aircraft have Stuck a Location in Iran.

==

I hope it's ALL OF THEM

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:44 PM (V13WU)

209 I hope it's ALL OF THEM
Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:44 PM (V13WU)

Only the Iran shaped part.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 09:45 PM (GkFGh)

210 Add Israel to the list of countries who ignore "Don't".

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 18, 2024 09:45 PM (xPl2J)

211 Inside Iran...guess the radar failed...lol

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:46 PM (V13WU)

212 Isfahan? Is that the fourth or fifth Most Holy Site In Islam?

...

It is Thursday, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 09:46 PM (GkFGh)

213 Isfahan? Is that the fourth or fifth Most Holy Site In Islam?

...

It is Thursday, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 09:46 PM (GkFGh)
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Technically, I think it's now Friday in those parts...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 09:47 PM (BpYfr)

214

OSINTdefender
@sentdefender
Explosions so far have been reported in the last few minutes near the Cities of Isfahan and Natanz in Central Iran, which both contain Significant Facilities for the Iranian Nuclear Program.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:47 PM (3CVIc)

215 "Eeeeevil joo spy geese."

Yah! You can hear them honking, "Oy-Vay, Oy-Vay, Oy-Vay..."

Posted by: Iranian Air Defense at April 18, 2024 09:48 PM (SYTee)

216 But, but FJB said "Don't!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 18, 2024 09:48 PM (hOUT3)

217 Isfahan has military facilities, and Natanz is the major nuke development site

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:49 PM (V13WU)

218 I hope IAF using BIG bombs

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:49 PM (V13WU)

219 Here's to hoping Iran just lost their Nuclear Program for the next two decades

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:50 PM (3CVIc)

220 I hope all IDF pilots return home safely.

I hope Iran doesn't capture a single Israeli prisoner, too.

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 09:50 PM (NLIak)

221 217 Isfahan has military facilities, and Natanz is the major nuke development site
Posted by: runner at April 18, 2024 09:49 PM (V13WU)

Isfahan is a gigantic complex of elementary schools.

Natanz is 99.4% hospital.

Posted by: Warai-otoko is practicing for a career in being a journalism at April 18, 2024 09:50 PM (GkFGh)

222 Speaking of war hero uncles, President Trump actually has a real WWII hero, his uncle, John G. Trump, who received the King's Medal in Service of the Cause of Freedom from the British government, amongst other medals from both the UK and US.

https://tinyurl.com/ytnfdd5j

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 18, 2024 09:50 PM (XMwZJ)

223 Isfahan is a gigantic complex of elementary schools.

Natanz is 99.4% hospital.
Posted by: Warai-otoko is practicing for a career in being a journalism at April 18, 2024 09:50 PM (GkFGh

0.6 % baby milk factory

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:51 PM (3CVIc)

224 They said if I voted for Trump it would mean WWIII.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 09:51 PM (LkLld)

225 Wonder if they transited Saudi or Jordanian airspace.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 18, 2024 09:52 PM (xPl2J)

226 Awwww son of a whore, now I got to go die in another damned war...

Posted by: Beau Biden at April 18, 2024 09:52 PM (GkFGh)

227 Which would you rather have, a smart phone, or indoor plumbing?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2024 09:53 PM (XeU6L)

228 160 05 There's some gas station chain along the highways between Milan and places south that has the best sammiches and coffee...evah! Seriously they've got fresh salamis and of the fruits of the pig, as well as fresh pasta dishes. And fresh coffee..

Better than any WaWas ever thought about being.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April

Those are all over Italy and a lot of Europe. Nothing like here. One of the chains is called “Fart”, which is speed in Norwegian but I am American so it’s funny.

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 09:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

fartsløper
Speed runner/racer...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 09:53 PM (ynpvh)

229 225 Wonder if they transited Saudi or Jordanian airspace.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 18, 2024 09:52 PM (xPl2J)

Wondering if Trumps Abraham Accords paying dividends.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:54 PM (3CVIc)

230 fartsløper

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 09:53 PM (ynpvh)

kinda sounds like "fart slurper"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 09:54 PM (ynpvh)

231 Van Roth makes me feel like I need a shower and some disinfectant.

Van Hagar makes me feel like I need a dentist and some insulin.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 09:33 PM


Van Heard makes me feel like I need clean sheets.

Posted by: Duncanthrax, making the observations the MSM doesn't make at April 18, 2024 09:55 PM (a3Q+t)

232 Van Roth makes me feel like I need a shower and some disinfectant.

Van Hagar makes me feel like I need a dentist and some insulin.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 09:33 PM

What about Van Cherone?

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 18, 2024 09:56 PM (xPl2J)

233 100% Biden was asleep when the bombing started.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:56 PM (3CVIc)

234 Why are Japanese roofs concave?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 09:57 PM (w6EFb)

235 80 68 An old school Rupp mini bike with a B&S or Techumseh engine would be a handy thing to have stashed away with a couple bottles of Stabil.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 08:20 PM (0EOe9)
Whoa! I’m 12 again!

Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2024 09:57 PM (NxC5+)

236 Bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb Iran

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2024 09:59 PM (4I/2K)

237 234 Why are Japanese roofs concave?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 09:57 PM (w6EFb


Snow load

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:59 PM (3CVIc)

238 May Allah eat shit and die.

Posted by: Montec at April 18, 2024 09:59 PM (9YqI2)

239 233 100% Biden was asleep when the bombing started.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 09:56 PM (3CVIc)


Come on man, the nights are getting shorter and you can't expect someone to work ALL the time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 18, 2024 09:59 PM (hOUT3)

240 Gary Cherone was awful.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 09:59 PM (R4t5M)

241 Why are Japanese roofs concave?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 09:57 PM (w6EFb)


It is probably hard to find good quality rafters there.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2024 10:00 PM (D7oie)

242 Oil up 3.65% in last hour.

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 10:01 PM (NLIak)

243 Autogrill, along Italian highways, is the best roadside food I've ever had.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 18, 2024 10:01 PM (8AONa)

244 230
kinda sounds like "fart slurper"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18

We will grow up…nah, that isn’t happening. Never mind .

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 10:02 PM (ZdaMQ)

245 ONT is go!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2024 10:04 PM (4I/2K)

246 Evening HORDE

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 18, 2024 10:14 PM (TDvv2)

247 @235 There is not enough Sta-Bil in a tank farm to make a Sick-um-seh run right.

I liked those Rupps though.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 18, 2024 10:18 PM (zdLoL)

248 This one time at band camp...I had dad's motor home at lake Shasta. High winds pulled the awning apart and the aluminum legs were flailing the motorhome. ugly deal.

Duct tape was my friend that day I can tell you.

Posted by: DOYLE at April 19, 2024 12:27 AM (Z8Yh2)

Rapid Strikes

Leftists plan to disrupt the Chicago Democrat Convention, promising to Make America 1968 Again.

According to The Free Press, activists are planning to disrupt the Democratic National Convention (DNC) in Chicago, echoing the violent protests of 1968. The group, which opposes President Joe Biden, is preparing to flood the streets, regardless of whether they receive a permit to protest.

The activists are part of the Freedom Road Socialist Organization and have gathered 75 organizations to discuss their plans for the DNC.

The group opposes President Biden, whom they refer to as "Genocide Joe" for his support of Israel in its war against Hamas.

The activists are preparing to protest regardless of whether they receive a permit, with speakers instructing attendees on how to avoid arrest and identify Secret Service members.


The Freedom Road Socialist Organization, a far-left activist group, is planning to disrupt the Democratic National Convention (DNC) in Chicago. The group, which opposes President Joe Biden, is preparing to flood the streets, regardless of whether they receive a permit to protest. The activists have gathered 75 organizations to discuss their plans for the DNC, with speakers instructing attendees on how to avoid arrest and identify Secret Service members.


Days after an illegal alien murdered her aide, Democrat Senator Cortez-Mastro of Nevada calls the Mayorkas impeachment -- which is entirely about Americans being murdered by illegal aliens the Biden Administration illegally paroles into the country -- "a waste of time."

The killer was wavied into the country by Biden and Mayorkas:

DHS released a statement. As could be predicted, Rueda-Linares was caught entering the country illegally in 2021 and released.

<"blockquote>Rueda entered the United States March 12, 2021, at or near the Rio Grande City, Texas, Port of Entry without inspection by an immigration official," DHS told The Post in a statement.

"United States Customs and Border Protection arrested him, and he was later released on his own recognizance June 22, 2021."

Biden imposes the weakest possible sanctions on his political patron Iran as possible.


Biden said the United States and its allies had helped Israel beat back the April 13 missile and drone strike and were now holding Iran accountable with the new sanctions and export controls.

"The sanctions target leaders and entities connected to the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, Iran's Defense Ministry, and the Iranian government's missile and drone program that enabled this brazen assault," Biden said in a statement.

In other words, he won't sanction the country, just specific individuals and organizations.

In other words -- he's acting as an agent for Iran yet again.

Ed Morrissey comments:


This is very weak sauce, and it's not going to convince Israel that a direct response is unnecessary. The only sanctions that matter to the mullahs are on oil sales, but Biden won't pitch those because he's too afraid of China's response. As long as Iran gets its revenue stream from oil, sanctions on the drone program won't slow them down a whit.

Again: A transgender wrote up a 129 page manifesto explaining a plan to become famousby committing a school shooting.

An 18-year-old high school student who identifies as transgender was arrested and charged over alleged plans to shoot up a Montgomery County, Maryland school. The suspect had a 129-page manifesto in which the student strategized how to undertake the crime.

Andrea Ye, of Rockville, who goes by Alex Ye was arrested on Wednesday by local Montgomery County Police. This follows an investigation carried out by local police in association with the FBI field office out of Baltimore. The manifesto was discovered after a search warrant was carried out.

"Ye was taken into custody and charged with threats of mass violence. He is currently being held at the Montgomery County Central Processing Unit where he awaits a bond hearing," read the news release from the Montgomery County Department of Police, referring to the female student as "he."

Parts of the manifesto were reportedly included in the application for statement of charges. It read:

"I want to shoot up my school. I've been preparing for it for the past few months. As I sit in front of my dad's gun case and stare at the sleek, black gun inside, all I can think about is my finger on the trigger, taking aim, and killing people. The gun is an AR-15 style semi-automatic rifle. It's the kind of gun with a long barrel and a stock you put up against your shoulder. The gun is going to change lives tomorrow."

Remember, transgender surgeries cure all of their mental illnesses, haters!

It's good that they are showing Respecc for "his" pronouns. Wouldn't want to insult the would-be mass child killer.

Literally nothing in Joe Biden's claim of "Uncle Bosie, eaten by cannibals" is true.

Biden claimed that Bosie and his three brothers signed up for service the very day after "D-Day." Even if you assume his stupid demented brain meant "Pearl Harbor," they still did not sign up until a month and a half after that.

Okay, that's not the biggest lie. But he also claimed "Uncle Bosie" was a pilot conducting reconnaissance missions. Actually he was ground crew who was aboard the plane as a passenger.

The big problem in the most recent of Biden's Dementia Story Hour entries is that we know for a fact what happened to the plane: It did not crash on an island, with the crew then eaten by passengers.

It crashed in the sea. And we know this because there was a survivor who was luckily picked up by a passing barge, and he reported that it crashed into the sea.

Biden's claim that he was told by the "government" that pieces of the plane were found on land and that cannibals were suspected in the deaths of the crew are completely false -- unless Biden thinks that the airman who survived is part of the Conspiracy to Cover-Up the Cannibal Activity in New Guinea.

Karine Jean-Pierre pretended away Biden's lies and re-shaped his bizarre ruminations into a semi-coherent (but dishonest) attack on Trump. They're still pushing the "suckers" lie.

Jonathan Turley notes that the White House just pretended away the lies and claimed reporters who asked about it just wanted to demean "Uncle Bosie's" service.

As is often the case, the White House simply refused to address the false claim and made it sound like reporters were denigrating the service of his uncle by asking about the cannibal story. White House spokesman Andrew Bates declared "President Biden is proud of his uncle's service in uniform" and emphasized that Finnegan "lost his life when the military aircraft he was on crashed in the Pacific after taking off near New Guinea."

To be the millionth person to point this out: The problem isn't just the constant lying. The problem is that after he's mocked for his confabulations, and the White House "corrects the record" (which they're not bothering to do any longer), and after his handlers tell him to stop repeating the same debunked demented lies -- he just keeps on telling them.

He's claimed that Beau Biden died in combat about 100 times. He claimed that the same dead man saluted him as he traveled his billionth mile on Amtrak a 100 times. It doesn't matter how many times this demented old fool is corrected, he doesn't remember the correction and goes out and tells the same lies again.

It's one thing to not remember what happened 80 years ago. It's another thing to forget what year your son died.

And it's another thing further to not remember that your staff corrected you about your faulty memory of your life two weeks ago.

He can't remember. He cannot form new memories. His brains were always crap but now they're shot through with holes.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:29 PM




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Posted by: GF at April 18, 2024 06:29 PM (vzay3)

2 INSURRECTION !!!

Posted by: illiniwek at April 18, 2024 06:31 PM (Cus5s)

3 Lol twitter:

https://tinyurl.com/LoLtastyuncle

Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2024 06:33 PM (Y6IkP)

4 The constant lying is so ingrained in Joe that he cannot stop. Never could.

Posted by: huerfano at April 18, 2024 06:33 PM (VGOMa)

5 Uncle Bosey whipped Corn Pop's ass behind the Scranton gym, fat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 06:33 PM (R4t5M)

6 >>Leftists plan to disrupt the Chicago Democrat Convention, promising to Make America 1968 Again.

Somehow, leftist, attacking leftists in a leftist controlled and dominated city, will be the fault of Spectral Republicans in Unseen Realms.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 18, 2024 06:33 PM (XV/Pl)

7 Jumping Jack Flash Brandon is at the top ofhis game.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 18, 2024 06:34 PM (as3uC)

8 I hope they do. Only chance anyone will bust Leftists heads, fucking GOP won't.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at April 18, 2024 06:35 PM (xcxpd)

9 Aides are a dime a dozen. Nancy's Angels are precious.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 18, 2024 06:36 PM (1bNHn)

10 "The Freedom Road Socialist Organization, a far-left activist group, ... opposes President Joe Biden,"

Who's their preferred candidate?

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:36 PM (MvF+J)

11 The streets of Chicago will be rivers of blood!!!

Just like yesterday.


Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 18, 2024 06:37 PM (wBaIH)

12 You can't boil me -- I'm a flyer!

Posted by: Uncle Bosie at April 18, 2024 06:37 PM (vtyCZ)

13 Cannibal was a mean dude.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 06:38 PM (NpAcC)

14 "The Freedom Road Socialist Organization, a far-left activist group, ... opposes President Joe Biden,"

Who's their preferred candidate?
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:36 PM (MvF+J)
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Zombie Stalin? Or Zombie Mao?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 06:38 PM (BpYfr)

15 A 129-page manifesto? That seems oddly prolix.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 18, 2024 06:38 PM (ewqMN)

16 The constant lies are just one more thing to wear us down and disillusion us. Those in charge can do whatever they want.

Posted by: brak at April 18, 2024 06:39 PM (AR07F)

17 >>Leftists plan to disrupt the Chicago Democrat Convention, promising to Make America 1968 Again

Leftists have had a hard-on to re-create the 1968 convention since the day after the 1968 convention. Makes them feel important, and they thrive on chaos.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 18, 2024 06:39 PM (OX9vb)

18 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 06:39 PM (3c2I2)

19 NYPost: Prince Harry officially renounces British residency, lists US as his ‘new country’ on documents

https://tinyurl.com/37457y45

Oh for fuck's sake...

Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 06:40 PM (3c2I2)

20 So what I'm hearing is that one guy ate everyone else on the plane and made up a story.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2024 06:40 PM (z/ifB)

21 "It doesn't matter how many times this demented old fool is corrected"

He keeps telling the stories because he believes they endear him to voters, true or not. In his mind, they are the Politician Special Sauce that got him where he is now.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:40 PM (MvF+J)

22 It did not crash on an island, with the crew then eaten by passengers Islanders.

Posted by: Uncle Bosie at April 18, 2024 06:41 PM (vtyCZ)

23 So, Leftists plan to disrupt the Democrat convention.

Isn't that "insurrection, once removed" or something?

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 06:41 PM (njExo)

24 Days after an illegal alien murdered her aide, Democrat Senator Cortez-Mastro of Nevada calls the Mayorkas impeachment -- which is entirely about Americans being murdered by illegal aliens the Biden Administration illegally paroles into the country -- "a waste of time.


Money quote: "I got lots of aides."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 06:42 PM (nOjd9)

25 This follows an investigation carried out by local police in association with the FBI field office out of Baltimore.

I assume this means the FBI tried to get it to use one of the no-no guns they want to ban and they refused so it was time to cut the handling.

Posted by: Flyguy at April 18, 2024 06:42 PM (OYxA4)

26 Look I bailed out because there were topless girls on the beach. My mistake.

Posted by: Uncle Bosey at April 18, 2024 06:42 PM (z/ifB)

27 "A 129-page manifesto? That seems oddly prolix."

Not interested in any firearm that looks 'sleek.'

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:42 PM (MvF+J)

28 Real Clear Investigations: Impeachment ‘Whistleblower’ Was in the Loop of Biden-Ukraine Affairs That Trump Wanted Probed

https://tinyurl.com/3dbt9dat

Ciaramella is a piece of shit. Surprise!

Via Instapundit.

Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 06:42 PM (3c2I2)

29 What's the over/under of Joetato actually showing up for more than a 10 min crop dusting?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 06:42 PM (IG4Id)

30 Huntington Beach - located in Orange County (just south of LA County) - passed a voter ID law last month.

California is suing to overturn it, of course.

Posted by: junior at April 18, 2024 06:43 PM (G6WvJ)

31 So what I'm hearing is that one guy ate everyone else on the plane and made up a story.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2024 06:40 PM (z/ifB)
---
Shoulda had the lasagna...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 06:43 PM (BpYfr)

32 Was that manifesto 129 pages front *and* back?

Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 06:43 PM (3c2I2)

33 Cannibal was a mean dude.
Posted by: redridinghood
---------
Thread winner.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 06:43 PM (vtyCZ)

34 Talking to my brother again. We've made very slight progress with our sister; she now gets that Biden is a POS. But Trump is still too icky.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 18, 2024 06:44 PM (1bNHn)

35 Boiling makes Boseys rubbery

Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 06:44 PM (oCjPU)

36 129 pages

It was written in 32 point comic sans with a generous amount of emojis

Posted by: brak at April 18, 2024 06:44 PM (AR07F)

37 If Biden is returned to the White House, it will truly be rule by the imbecilariat.

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 06:44 PM (njExo)

38 Talking to my brother again. We've made very slight progress with our sister; she now gets that Biden is a POS. But Trump is still too icky.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 18, 2024 06:44 PM (1bNHn)
---
One less voter for Biden means one more vote they have to manufacture...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 06:45 PM (BpYfr)

39 We didn't crash. We found Amilia Earhart and stopped to pick her up. Super weird-she had the Lindberg's baby. Anyway she and that one guy took off without us in the middle of the night and we starved because it's impossible to open a coconut.

Posted by: Uncle Bosey at April 18, 2024 06:45 PM (z/ifB)

40 >>Leftists plan to disrupt the Chicago Democrat Convention, promising to Make America 1968 Again.
---

cool, bring it
1968 ended with a Republican President-elect

Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 06:45 PM (oCjPU)

41
Did he at least get his Unclefathergrand's NAME right?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2024 06:46 PM (n+4am)

42 >>> 20 NYPost: Prince Harry officially renounces British residency, lists US as his 'new country' on documents

https://tinyurl.com/37457y45

Oh for fuck's sake...
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 06:40 PM (3c2I2)

YOU GO HOME NOW. YOU BEEN HERE FOUR HOUR.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 18, 2024 06:46 PM (llON8)

43 Five passengers took off that day for a three hour flight. For a three hour flight.

Posted by: Bosie 901 at April 18, 2024 06:46 PM (63Dwl)

44 Was it a "Fine Young Cannibal?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 06:46 PM (tT6L1)

45 "The gun is an AR-15 style semi-automatic rifle. It's the kind of gun with a long barrel and a stock you put up against your shoulder."

What? No thing that goes up?

It sounds like it was written by AI.

Posted by: fd at April 18, 2024 06:47 PM (vFG9F)

46 "Make America 1968 Again"

The guard will have Garands and M1 carbines, just like the good old days.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:47 PM (MvF+J)

47
"My Uncle Posie was devoured by cannabis!"

-- "My Brain Rot Fungus is Starving" Biden

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (xG4kz)

48 The Freedom Road Socialist Organization, a far-left activist group

Notice the distinction? If they were conservative, the extremist label would be used. FRSO is as extremist as they come. There statement of purpose is essentially the Communist manifesto. They have been very active on college campuses for over 25 years. Phuc the legacy media and any brain washed, low iq toad who reads them.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * expert procrastinator at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (yps4S)

49 Not interested in any firearm that looks 'sleek.'

Sounds suspiciously like a creative writing class prompt, doesn't it?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (zdLoL)

50 Garand's make a fine club after the clip does its ping.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (tT6L1)

51 3. Lol twitter:

https://tinyurl.com/LoLtastyuncle - banana Dream


Hilarious!

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (njExo)

52 "The gun is an AR-15 style semi-automatic rifle. It's the kind of gun with a long barrel and a stock you put up against your shoulder."

What? No thing that goes up?


As opposed to the kind of stock you stick up your ass?

(Popular in Germany)

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (nOjd9)

53 I guess the Steyr AUG is 'sleek.' Still ugly AF.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:49 PM (MvF+J)

54 *Wonders if Bing AI will write a 129 page communist manifesto for me*

Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 06:49 PM (3c2I2)

55 My MIL had dementia and I noticed she basically had a script, she knew and remember what she did and if you got her off of her subjects she sounded coherent in, she was lost.

This is the story of Biden, a demented lost old man.

I mean how can any sane person look at
Biden and think he's really in charge? His eyes are like sharks eyes.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 18, 2024 06:49 PM (9sWc1)

56
NYPost: Prince Harry officially renounces British residency, lists US as his 'new country' on documents

https://tinyurl.com/37457y45

Oh for fuck's sake...
Posted by: Robert


Do those of us who are citizens here get to vote on this?

How dare he use his ginger privilege to jump to the front of the line!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2024 06:49 PM (xG4kz)

57 I don’t want Chicago 1968. I want Chicago and the other Leftists who descend on the city to declare all out nuclear war on themselves.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:50 PM (8sMut)

58 Leftists plan to disrupt the Chicago Democrat Convention, promising to Make America 1968 Again.

Sounds good to me, except it needs to be harder and more violent. I think Biden should import some of those "immigrants" from Belgium, one ones that burned down that building in Hague.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:50 PM (ynpvh)

59 *message in a bottle*

If you find this we went down; all hands made it to the life raft. It's been 33 days. We've decided to Hodges but not his gammy leg.

Posted by: Uncle Bosey at April 18, 2024 06:51 PM (z/ifB)

60 In other words, he won't sanction the country, just specific individuals and organizations.

How exactly does that work? They give the money to Iran who can then give it to those indivicuals and organizations. Win-Win!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:51 PM (ynpvh)

61 cool, bring it
1968 ended with a Republican President-elect
Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 06:45 PM (oCjPU)

I think (in part) due to Chicago 1968.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:51 PM (8sMut)

62 45 "The gun is an AR-15 style semi-automatic rifle. It's the kind of gun with a long barrel and a stock you put up against your shoulder."

What? No thing that goes up?

It sounds like it was written by AI.
Posted by: fd at April 18, 20

Doesn't every rifle have a stock you put up against your shoulder? I aim my pellet gun the same way I aim an AR?

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 18, 2024 06:51 PM (9sWc1)

63 Leftists plan to disrupt the Chicago Democrat Convention, promising to Make America 1968 Again.

Will they wear flowers in their hair?

Posted by: dantesed at April 18, 2024 06:52 PM (88xKn)

64 I Meme Therefore I Am @ImMeme0 18h
This is what panic looks like.

https://tinyurl.com/ywwwd689
1:00 minute; Dominic Carter of WABC 77 warning Dims about losing black votes after PDT bodega visit; LOUD.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 06:52 PM (vtyCZ)

65 It's the kind of gun with a long barrel and a stock you put up against your shoulder.

-
Ye is obviously a firearms expert. Another excerpt:

"1 have also considered shooting up my former elementary school because little kids make easier targets. And, I run the risk of getting attacked or tackled midway through with high schoolers. I also hated elementary school. The teachers were evil and the other students were little assholes. I always got in trouble and had to sit out during recess. The other kids would pretend to be my friends but make fun of me to my face. It would be the perfect revenge."

Dudette, little kids have smaller target profiles.

More: https://shorturl.at/eowGS

P.S. I don't know why kids didn't like her.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 18, 2024 06:53 PM (FVME7)

66 Doesn't every rifle have a stock you put up against your shoulder? I aim my pellet gun the same way I aim an AR?
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 18, 2024 06:51 PM (9sWc1)

...

I am reliably informed some of them rest on top of your shoulder.

Posted by: Obama at April 18, 2024 06:53 PM (z/ifB)

67 Camps are coming.

Posted by: I've got bad news for you at April 18, 2024 06:53 PM (QIiLZ)

68 Sounds good to me, except it needs to be harder and more violent. I think Biden should import some of those "immigrants" from Belgium, one ones that burned down that building in Hague.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:50 PM (ynpvh)

You remember the very civilized year 2020? I think we got plenty of people who ache to engage in “mostly peaceful protest”.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:53 PM (8sMut)

69 45 "The gun is an AR-15 style semi-automatic rifle. It's the kind of gun with a long barrel and a stock you put up against your shoulder."

What? No thing that goes up?

It sounds like it was written by AI.
Posted by: fd at April 18, 2024 06:47 PM (vFG9F)

Or a ham 'n egger.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at April 18, 2024 06:53 PM (lg881)

70 52 "The gun is an AR-15 style semi-automatic rifle. It's the kind of gun with a long barrel and a stock you put up against your shoulder."

What? No thing that goes up?

As opposed to the kind of stock you stick up your ass?

(Popular in Germany)

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (nOjd9)

Cumala would use the one you stick in your mouth...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:54 PM (ynpvh)

71 Bullshit. The FBI wrote this. Their patsy got caught early.

"I want to shoot up my school. I've been preparing for it for the past few months. As I sit in front of my dad's gun case and stare at the sleek, black gun inside, all I can think about is my finger on the trigger, taking aim, and killing people. The gun is an AR-15 style semi-automatic rifle. It's the kind of gun with a long barrel and a stock you put up against your shoulder. The gun is going to change lives tomorrow."

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2024 06:54 PM (PI/SC)

72 >Will they wear flowers in their hair?

Posted by: dantesed
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No, that's only in San Francisco
in Chicago in 1968, they wore CPD nightsticks in their hair

Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 06:54 PM (oCjPU)

73 >>> 58 Leftists plan to disrupt the Chicago Democrat Convention, promising to Make America 1968 Again.

Sounds good to me, except it needs to be harder and more violent. I think Biden should import some of those "immigrants" from Belgium, one ones that burned down that building in Hague.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:50 PM (ynpvh)

Wasn't that a bunch of Eritreans carrying some homegrown fight into their new residence, and burning shit down indiscriminately?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 18, 2024 06:54 PM (llON8)

74 "I want to shoot up my school. I've been preparing for it for the past few months. As I sit in front of my dad's gun case and stare at the sleek, black gun inside, all I can think about is my finger on the trigger, taking aim, and killing people. The gun is an AR-15 style semi-automatic rifle. It's the kind of gun with a long barrel and a stock you put up against your shoulder. The gun is going to change lives tomorrow."
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2024 06:54 PM (PI/SC)
------------

this is probably the correct take, sadly.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 06:55 PM (tT6L1)

75 I guess the Steyr AUG is 'sleek.' Still ugly AF.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape


Any truth to the complaint that the pencil barrel is wobbly AF?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 06:55 PM (IG4Id)

76 Doesn't every rifle have a stock you put up against your shoulder?

12 ga SGs with pistol grips are the exception.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * expert procrastinator at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (yps4S)

77 From their website: "FRSO is recruiting and building towards the creation of a new Communist Party based on Marxism-Leninism." At the DNC, they "will stand with Palestine and promote a people’s agenda."

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (MvF+J)

78 We don't need common sense gun control - we need common sense tranny control

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (ibTVg)

79 I see I left the most important part off, that the FBI probably wrote the manifesto.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (tT6L1)

80 Jeffrey Toobin @JeffreyToobin 22h
Trump’s new Truth Social post is a clear attempt to intimidate the jury. I bet the judge moves up his contempt hearing for Trump. From @AC360

Catturd ™ @catturd2 22h
You masturbated on a zoom call. We don’t take you seriously for obvious reasons.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (vtyCZ)

81 1:00 minute; Dominic Carter of WABC 77 warning Dims about losing black votes after PDT bodega visit; LOUD.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 06:52 PM (vtyCZ)

They might lose a whole two.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (8sMut)

82 Bullshit. The FBI wrote this. Their patsy got caught early.


Guarantee this tranny has been talking with a bunch of people at various big name NGOs that have been stoking his rage...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 06:57 PM (ibTVg)

83 We have to ban semiautomatic rifles with the long barrels and stock you put up against your shoulder now! To save democracy! And kids! And puppies and kittens and the teachers and first responders and veterans and immigrants and BIPOC LGBTQ++IA!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2024 06:57 PM (PI/SC)

84 This is what panic looks like.

https://tinyurl.com/ywwwd689

-
It may be evil but it's not the stupidest thing I ever watched.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 18, 2024 06:57 PM (FVME7)

85 81 1:00 minute; Dominic Carter of WABC 77 warning Dims about losing black votes after PDT bodega visit; LOUD.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 06:52 PM (vtyCZ)

They might lose a whole two.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (8sMut)

There are quite a few blacks that realize that Biden's done nothing for them and actually made things worse for them while Trump improved the economy and reduced jail-time for their jail-families.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:58 PM (ynpvh)

86 Not interested in any firearm that looks 'sleek.'

Whitney Wolverine has entered the chat...

Posted by: Oddbob at April 18, 2024 06:58 PM (/y8xj)

87 >>>To be the millionth person to point this out: The problem isn't just the constant lying. The problem is that after he's mocked for his confabulations, and the White House "corrects the record" (which they're not bothering to do any longer), and after his handlers tell him to stop repeating the same debunked demented lies -- he just keeps on telling them.


Decrepit Joe is a One Trick Pony (pony soldier that is, a plastic-faced one). His one trick (actually his mission in public life) is to make everything about him. Now he's wrapping himself in the imaginary burial shroud of his Uncle Bosey, an imaginary fighter pilot who was eaten by imaginary cannibals. Because he believes it makes himself look better having a heroic relative.

Joe never publicly praises accomplishments of his relatives, friends, or staff and members of his Administration. Other than demanding everyone call Jill DOCTOR Jill, because he believes it reflects well on him that he's married to a doctor of anything.

What did Beau accomplish during his military service. Joe never tells us. What did his father accomplish other than fathering Superman Joe Jr.? Joe never says.

Joe is self-centered scumbag asshoe.

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 06:58 PM (5fDan)

88 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2024 06:54 PM (PI/SC)

LMAO that is the biggest load of scripted shit I've seen this year. Man they're really going for it and it's only April.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 06:58 PM (lX8VI)

89 If Bribe'em truly was a vegetable he would be a cucumber. He keeps repeating on you.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2024 06:58 PM (mziIs)

90 "You remember the very civilized year 2020? I think we got plenty of people who ache to engage in “mostly peaceful protest”."

It's a question whether the normal crew of downtown Chi recreational violent thugs will coalesce with protestors, or just hit other parts of town while LE is tied up at the DNC.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:59 PM (MvF+J)

91 Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro

ABC News host Joy Behar claims Trump "couldn't care less about his grandchildren" because he says off-shore wind turbines kill whales.
She says, Biden "who loves cares about his grandchildren, is working very hard" to stop climate change.

https://tinyurl.com/4r6jrb6s

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 06:59 PM (NpAcC)

92 " At the DNC, they "will stand with Palestine and promote a people’s agenda."
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (MvF+J)

A “people’s agenda” that is violently opposed to the people.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:59 PM (8sMut)

93 We don't need common sense gun control - we need common sense tranny control
Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (ibTVg)

It's all for attention. Just open more drag clubs and they'll put down the guns and rush for the spotlight so they can regale you with shitty renditions of Cher's greatest hits.

Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 06:59 PM (3c2I2)

94 Hi Ben Had! How are things in TX?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 06:59 PM (tT6L1)

95 *message in a bottle*

If you find this we went down; all hands made it to the life raft. It's been 33 days. We've decided to Hodges but not his gammy leg.
Posted by: Uncle Bosey

Set up for Life of Pie?

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 18, 2024 07:00 PM (ftFVW)

96 75 Never encountered one IRL, but have hated them since Die Hard 1.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:00 PM (MvF+J)

97 " At the DNC, they "will stand with Palestine and promote a people’s agenda."
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (MvF+J)

A “people’s agenda” that is violently opposed to the people.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:59 PM (8sMut)

Because they stink on ice!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2024 07:00 PM (4I/2K)

98 ABC News host Joy Behar claims Trump "couldn't care less about his grandchildren" because he says off-shore wind turbines kill whales.
She says, Biden "who loves cares about his grandchildren, is working very hard" to stop climate change.

https://tinyurl.com/4r6jrb6s
Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 06:59 PM (NpAcC)
--------------

Joy left off the part about Joe loving his grandchildren in ways that would get normals arrested.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 07:00 PM (tT6L1)

99 More from Little Miss Sunshine:

"1 pace around my room like an evil mastermind."

-
Evil I can see but mastermind?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 18, 2024 07:00 PM (FVME7)

100 The rifle makes me feel powerful, like when I wear my red MAGA hat and carry a tiki torch in a parade.

Posted by: AI FBI at April 18, 2024 07:01 PM (vFG9F)

101 Joe never publicly praises accomplishments of his relatives, friends, or staff and members of his Administration. Other than demanding everyone call Jill DOCTOR Jill, because he believes it reflects well on him that he's married to a doctor of anything.

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 06:58 PM (5fDan)

That's not true! He called me the smartest man he knows!

Posted by: Hunter at April 18, 2024 07:01 PM (lg881)

102 Do tranny high-schoolers call things 'sleek'?

Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 07:01 PM (oCjPU)

103 Savanah Hernandez @sav_says_ Apr 17
“We can book you a ticket to travel anywhere outside New York City”

Signs posted in 8 different languages are promoting free plane tickets at the same location where the city of New York is giving illegals more free hotel rooms | @FrontlinesTPUSA

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:01 PM (vtyCZ)

104 There are quite a few blacks that realize that Biden's done nothing for them and actually made things worse for them while Trump improved the economy and reduced jail-time for their jail-families.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:58 PM (ynpvh)

No question. I would just rather that translate into votes. I’m not hopeful based on history. But I’d love to be wrong.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 07:02 PM (8sMut)

105 Just noticed Dickey Betts passing. I don't know if any of the original members off the Allman Brothers are still around.

Posted by: dantesed at April 18, 2024 07:02 PM (88xKn)

106 She says, Biden "who loves cares about his grandchildren, is working very hard" to stop climate change.

I love to give Ashley all 4 inches of lil Joe in the shower.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 07:02 PM (ibTVg)

107 That's not true! He called me the smartest man he knows!
Posted by: Hunter at April 18, 2024 07:01 PM (lg881)
--------------

It's probably true because one of the last things dementia patients like Joe forget is the names of their children.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 07:02 PM (tT6L1)

108 104 There are quite a few blacks that realize that Biden's done nothing for them and actually made things worse for them while Trump improved the economy and reduced jail-time for their jail-families.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:58 PM (ynpvh)

No question. I would just rather that translate into votes. I’m not hopeful based on history. But I’d love to be wrong.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 07:02 PM (8sMut)

True. It may count in ballots, but won't count as votes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 07:02 PM (ynpvh)

109 Hi Blake, Life is good on the farm. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2024 07:03 PM (mziIs)

110 in Chicago in 1968, they wore CPD nightsticks in their hair

Ah, the good ol' days.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2024 07:03 PM (V8he0)

111 100 LOL

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:03 PM (MvF+J)

112 The President meant to say his plane crashed off the coast of Haiti.

Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre at April 18, 2024 07:04 PM (lL8As)

113
No, that's only in San Francisco
in Chicago in 1968, they wore CPD nightsticks in their hair
Posted by: Don Black


1968 - Mayor Daley
2024 - Mayor Brandon

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 07:04 PM (63Dwl)

114 "Do tranny high-schoolers call things 'sleek'?"

Just proves how fucked up they are.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:04 PM (MvF+J)

115 Joy left off the part about Joe loving his grandchildren in ways that would get normals arrested.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 07:00 PM (tT6L1)



Or the illegitimate one that he just shitcanned.

What a nice guy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 07:05 PM (nOjd9)

116 >>Just noticed Dickey Betts passing. I don't know if any of the original members off the Allman Brothers are still around.

Jaimo

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 07:05 PM (LkLld)

117 Set up for Life of Pie?
Posted by: She Hobbit at April 18, 2024 07:00 PM (ftFVW)

...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deoNAOfkXxc

Posted by: Obama at April 18, 2024 07:05 PM (z/ifB)

118 The President meant to say his plane crashed off the coast of Haiti.
Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre at April 18, 2024 07:04 PM (lL8As)

I'm getting too old for this shit.

Posted by: Snake Plissken at April 18, 2024 07:06 PM (4I/2K)

119 What are the chances that an Arkansas Senator would be willing to campaign with Trump in NYC minority neighborhoods?

No reason, really. Just a hankering for the headline
COTTON COMES TO HARLEM

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 18, 2024 07:06 PM (zdLoL)

120 ABC News host Joy Behar claims Trump "couldn't care less about his grandchildren" because he says off-shore wind turbines kill whales.
She says, Biden "who loves cares about his grandchildren, is working very hard" to stop climate change.

https://tinyurl.com/4r6jrb6s

One, climate will always change. What, is Biden going to outlaw death next? (He will, and if you are against him, that’s because you support Big Death.)

Two, if we were serious (snort), we’d follow France’s lead and go 70-80% nuclear. (I’d like to see that happen and us export coal.). You care about your grandkids? Demand nukes.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 07:06 PM (8sMut)

121 AmmoLand News @AmmoLand Apr 17
Internal Documents Show FBI is Worried About White Supremacist Teaming Up With Islamic Extremists dlvr.it/T5dsJm
===
Just like TX and CA teaming up to overthrow D.C.'s illegitimate president, aided by brave journalists!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:07 PM (vtyCZ)

122 Biden is like a demented elderly Forrest Gump


there is seemingly no event in history that does not have a Biden component or angle

Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 07:08 PM (oCjPU)

123 Interesting, very disturbing story over at BB. Looks like Retardo managed to get about 1000 US troops in a situation where they are under siege in Niger (and why the fuck do we have troops in Niger). Things could get very bad real quick.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 07:08 PM (0EOe9)

124 Looks like Tarantino has dropped the idea of doing a movie about film critic Pauline Kael.

Good. It was a fucking stupid idea.

Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 07:08 PM (JAhdn)

125 Jaimo
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 07:05 PM (LkLld)

Wow, I thought he passed a long time ago.

Posted by: dantesed at April 18, 2024 07:08 PM (88xKn)

126 >Internal Documents Show FBI is Worried About White Supremacist Teaming Up With Islamic Extremists
---


Of course! They are natural allies! Right?

Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 07:09 PM (oCjPU)

127 ProudArmyBrat @leslibless 4h
Dan Crenshaw brings in an annual salary of $174,000.

He’s been in Congress for 4 years.

His dirty stock trading profits him ABOVE Pelosi’s trading!

Today, his net-worth is $4.4 million.

Not only that…

In 2021, Crenshaw voted on a National vax database, to keep track of who did/did not get the jab.

Crenshaw's campaign paid his wife’s firm “Pink Cilantro” more than $350,000, and according to the FDR, reported it as ‘spouse salary.’

He’s the worst of the worst! Yea, you can serve your country and still be a rogue, unprincipled snake!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:09 PM (vtyCZ)

128 >>>AmmoLand News @AmmoLand Apr 17
Internal Documents Show FBI is Worried About White Supremacist Teaming Up With Islamic Extremists dlvr.it/T5dsJm


5 million quatloos those documents are bogus and were intentionally leaked. Because you know why.

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 07:10 PM (5fDan)

129 FBI is right about White Supremacists teaming up with Islam. Too bad they're looking the wrong direction when they think "White Supremacist."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 07:10 PM (tT6L1)

130 I'm in a mood apparently.


I think Trump should remake the push grandma off a cliff in a wheelchair political hit ad except it's Biden in the wheelchair and Trump pushing it.

And there can be lots of cheering at the end.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2024 07:10 PM (z/ifB)

131 Internal Documents Show FBI is Worried About White Supremacist Teaming Up With Islamic Extremists

Wow. That sure is some f*cked up fantasyland they reside in.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2024 07:10 PM (V8he0)

132 119 In 2016, some fool put out a blurb about Dr. Ben Carson. "Carson Really Shines".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 07:10 PM (0EOe9)

133 Jean Paul Kerry:

President Biden has been a champion for all the rights and freedoms that my father and uncle stood for. That's why nearly every single grandchild of Joe and Rose Kennedy supports Joe Biden. That's right, the Kennedy family endorses Joe Biden for president.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 18, 2024 07:11 PM (FVME7)

134 Everyone I know thought it was a great idea!

Posted by: zombie Pauline Kael at April 18, 2024 07:11 PM (vtyCZ)

135 124 Phew! That mean my treatment still has a chance.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:11 PM (MvF+J)

136 About 15000 homicides occur each year. In 2033 over 350 transgenders were killed. Far more than killed others
Over the last 5 years murders identified as transgendered avg 2 per year.

Posted by: Paul banned at April 18, 2024 07:11 PM (vXKP1)

137 134 Everyone I know thought it was a great idea!
Posted by: zombie Pauline Kael at April 18, 2024 07:11 PM (vtyCZ)

Lol

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 18, 2024 07:12 PM (1oTv1)

138 Paul predicts 2033.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:12 PM (MvF+J)

139 127 In 2021, Crenshaw voted on a National vax database, to keep track of who did/did not get the jab.

perhaps we should have a national pdp-10 database so we can keep track of who's playing with a full dec.

Posted by: anachronda at April 18, 2024 07:12 PM (v3pYe)

140 He’s been in Congress for 4 years.

His dirty stock trading profits him ABOVE Pelosi’s trading!

Today, his net-worth is $4.4 million.

Not only that…

In 2021, Crenshaw voted on a National vax database, to keep track of who did/did not get the jab.

Crenshaw's campaign paid his wife’s firm “Pink Cilantro” more than $350,000, and according to the FDR, reported it as ‘spouse salary.’

He’s the worst of the worst! Yea, you can serve your country and still be a rogue, unprincipled snake!
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:09 PM (vtyCZ)

And he is a big fan of “red flag” laws.

Fuck this guy.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 07:13 PM (8sMut)

141 The President meant to say his plane crashed off the coast of Haiti.
Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre

Nah, crashed outside the Superdome.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 18, 2024 07:13 PM (ftFVW)

142 Paul is obviously regurgitating numbers without, you know, context.

I'll bet a lot of money the majority of the deaths are suicide or trans on trans.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 07:14 PM (tT6L1)

143 How is that tilapia vag workin' out for ya, Paul?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2024 07:14 PM (V8he0)

144 “Pink Cilantro”

As if people didn't already hate the green variety enough.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:14 PM (MvF+J)

145 Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson 2h
I Just Got ROBBED At In-N-Out Burger 🍔

https://tinyurl.com/bwv5uyxk
59 seconds; Benny and his crew literally robbed while vlogging about the neighbourhood's crime wave that drove the burger chain out.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:15 PM (vtyCZ)

146 And if anyone wants real stories about cannibals, I recommend the autobiography of John G. Paton (1824-1907) who was a Protestant Scottish missionary to the New Hebrides. It is an amazing story and Rev. Paton seems like he was a courageous man of faith.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2024 07:15 PM (XkYcA)

147 Posted by: Paul banned at April 18, 2024 07:11 PM (vXKP1)

I'm working Ace today, you're supposed to be working Breitbart.

Check the schedule you fucking retard.

Posted by: raimondo at April 18, 2024 07:16 PM (JAhdn)

148 Eh, have at it Marxists, it should be a riot

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 07:16 PM (fwDg9)

149 87 Decrepit Joe is a One Trick Pony (pony soldier that is, a plastic-faced one). His one trick (actually his mission in public life) is to make everything about him. Now he's wrapping himself in the imaginary burial shroud of his Uncle Bosey, an imaginary fighter pilot who was eaten by imaginary cannibals. Because he believes it makes himself look better having a heroic relative.

i'm surprised he hasn't regaled us with the tale about how he named his son beau after his uncle beausey.

Posted by: anachronda at April 18, 2024 07:16 PM (v3pYe)

150 I'm looking forward to the day leftists realize trannies are more trouble than they are worth and once again admit trans is a mental disorder and they knew it all along. And it will happen.

Then we can stop hearing about them again.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 07:16 PM (LkLld)

151 Paul is obviously regurgitating numbers without, you know, context.

I'll bet a lot of money the majority of the deaths are suicide or trans on trans.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 07:14 PM (tT6L1)

Turning to the Grapefruit League, today's scores were 3-2, 2-0, 5-4, and in a surprising upset, 6-3.

Posted by: When Carlin Was Funny at April 18, 2024 07:17 PM (4I/2K)

152

Swiss cheese has less holes than Joey's brain!

Posted by: Idi Amin's Syphilitic Brain at April 18, 2024 07:17 PM (Llt2R)

153 @147..LOL!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 07:17 PM (tT6L1)

154 He’s the worst of the worst! Yea, you can serve your country and still be a rogue, unprincipled snake!
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:09 PM (vtyCZ)
******
Wow.
He is also so self righteous and condescending too.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 07:17 PM (NpAcC)

155 "autobiography of John G. Paton"

Here it is at archive.org:
https://tinyurl.com/3u32du8f

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:18 PM (MvF+J)

156 I suspect FJB has cannibals on his mind because he's ordered Haitians deported.

Aljazerra News: The United States has sent dozens of Haitian citizens back to their country on a deportation flight, despite a surge in deadly gang violence and widespread instability in the Caribbean nation.

A spokesperson for the US Department of Homeland Security (DHS) told Al Jazeera on Thursday that one of its agencies — Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) — “conducted a repatriation flight of around 50 Haitian nationals to Haiti”.

“Individuals are removed only if they were found to not have a legal basis to remain in the United States,” the spokesperson said in an email.

No progressive anger.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 18, 2024 07:18 PM (NFX2v)

157 "The kind of rifle with a stock you put up against your shoulder." As opposed to the other kind of rifle.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 07:18 PM (w6EFb)

158 @85

>>There are quite a few blacks that realize that Biden's done nothing for them and actually made things worse for them

Replacement theory is real and not some wild eyed conspiracy, and the irony is that blacks will be replaced first and the new hispano-asian majority is not going to be putting up with their sh*t quite the way honky's have.

Or alternatively...

How about them apples.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 18, 2024 07:18 PM (XV/Pl)

159 >>> Days after an illegal alien murdered her aide...

I am thinking of song...

Pepper
Butthole Surfers

Well it should have been a better shot,



Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 18, 2024 07:19 PM (cOq4q)

160 I look forward to the day Mudpants strokes out and faces Eternal Judgement. Too bad he won't have clean underwear for the occasion.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 18, 2024 07:19 PM (GQGrJ)

161

Since I accidentally fractured my dick I can tuck it all the way back and stick the tip up my butthole and fuck myself!

Posted by: Paul's Tijuana Drag Sow at April 18, 2024 07:19 PM (Llt2R)

162 Crenshaw's campaign paid his wife’s firm “Pink Cilantro” more than $350,000, and according to the FDR, reported it as ‘spouse salary.’

He’s the worst of the worst! Yea, you can serve your country and still be a rogue, unprincipled snake!
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:09 PM (vtyCZ)


Someone needs to keep an eye on this clown.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2024 07:20 PM (W/lyH)

163 When Retardo checks out for good, I have money bet in Vegas that syphilitic insanity shows up in the Swiss cheese brain.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 07:20 PM (0EOe9)

164 "The kind of rifle with a stock you put up against your shoulder." As opposed to the other kind of rifle.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 07:18 PM (w6EFb)

The kind you clamp to your hip and go full auto?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2024 07:21 PM (4I/2K)

165 @127

>>Crenshaw's campaign paid his wife’s firm “Pink Cilantro” more than $350,000, and according to the FDR, reported it as ‘spouse salary.’ He’s the worst of the worst! Yea,

I hope he made the correct business record entries, seems like something Paxton should look into.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 18, 2024 07:21 PM (XV/Pl)

166 Security Council bid to recognize "palestine" fails.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2024 07:21 PM (mziIs)

167 I guess "Pink Taco" was too far over the line.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2024 07:23 PM (4I/2K)

168 The Dem convention will be Star Wars bar scene.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 18, 2024 07:23 PM (ewqMN)

169 164 Prosthetic rifle, as in "Planet Terror."

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:23 PM (MvF+J)

170 If our side did politics they'd have East Palestine demand independence and reparations from the US.

See just how many reporters think they are Gazans...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 07:24 PM (ibTVg)

171 Posted by: raimondo at April 18, 2024 07:16 PM (JAhdn)

That is one of the funniest responses about trolls I've ever seen here. I congratulate you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2024 07:24 PM (XkYcA)

172 I guess "Pink Taco" was too far over the line.

How about a blue waffle?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke looking down her shorts at April 18, 2024 07:25 PM (ibTVg)

173 131 Internal Documents Show FBI is Worried About White Supremacist Teaming Up With Islamic Extremists

Wow. That sure is some f*cked up fantasyland they reside in.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2024 07:10 PM (V8he0)

/Looks at Gays for Palestine...

Uh... who do they think we are? stupid as the left?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 18, 2024 07:25 PM (xaFKb)

174 The Federalist @FDRLST 1h
Dark Money Group Backed By Foreign Billionaire Has Dumped $100 Million Into State Ballot Initiatives
thefederalist.com/2024/04/18…
https://tinyurl.com/39svud3d

Wyss-Backed Group Has Dumped $100M Into State Ballot Initiatives
A fund backed by Swiss billionaire Hansjörg Wyss has dumped millions into state ballot initiatives, a new report revealed.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:25 PM (vtyCZ)

175 "Internal Documents Show FBI is Worried About White Supremacist"

FIB/white supremacist venn diagram is pretty much a prolapsed circle

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 18, 2024 07:26 PM (GQGrJ)

176 FJB is also back to the story Beau came back from War with cancer.

Mount Sinai, among others:
News
The Facts About Beau Biden’s Cancer
Health

June 04, 2015) With mourners gathering in the Delaware Senate to pay their respects Thursday, the death of Vice President Joe Biden’s oldest son Beau at 46 from brain cancer brings to a light a rare, but lethal disease that remains stubbornly resistant to treatment. Beau Biden was originally diagnosed back in 2013. After surgery, chemotherapy, and radiation, he went back to work as Delaware’s Attorney General and even had plans to run for Governor in 2016, according to the Washington Post. Sadly, he suffered a recurrence this spring, and his health quickly deteriorated. While death rates from many cancers have declined thanks to better prevention, screening, and treatment, with the overall cancer death rate among Americans falling 22% between 1990 and 2011, death rates from glioblastoma remain virtually unchanged, says Adilia Hormigo, MD, PhD, director of the Neuro-Oncology Program at The Mount Sinai Hospital and Mount Sinai Health System. “The progress has been very limited; we’re kind of stuck with the same treatments.”

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 18, 2024 07:26 PM (NFX2v)

177 I have no idea how Sundowner makes up shit, movies he sees could be just about as good as any reason

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 07:26 PM (fwDg9)

178 168 When the tranny Siamese twins that just married each other give a speech on tranny Siamese twin oppression I'll know they have finally arrived in crazy town.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 07:26 PM (0EOe9)

179 157 "The kind of rifle with a stock you put up against your shoulder." As opposed to the other kind of rifle.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 07:18 PM (w6EFb)

I know, I thought I was missing something. I thought they all do but assumed I was wrong.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 18, 2024 07:27 PM (1oTv1)

180 Mentioning two brain surgeries should punch up any Biden headline.

Posted by: DOYLE at April 18, 2024 07:27 PM (Z8Yh2)

181 Internal Documents Show FBI is Worried About White Supremacist Teaming Up With Islamic Extremists

Wow. That sure is some f*cked up fantasyland they reside in.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Both groups are Democrats. So, it is done.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 18, 2024 07:27 PM (cOq4q)

182 Most, if not all racists are socialist.
Otherwise, what's the point?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 18, 2024 07:28 PM (cOq4q)

183 72 >Will they wear flowers in their hair?

Posted by: dantesed
---


No, that's only in San Francisco
in Chicago in 1968, they wore CPD nightsticks in their hair
Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 06:54 PM (oCjPU)
_______
At least, in 1968, the Dem mayor, though a crook, was a hard ass.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 18, 2024 07:29 PM (1bNHn)

184 "1968 ended with a Republican President-elect"

in 1972 Nixon got 520 Electoral Votes to McGovern's 17.
DeepState removed Nixon rather promptly ... after ?? removed JFK before that.

The internet has made the truth more clear for inquisitive individuals, yet Google and the rest have managed to silence and hide so many voices, that the masses only know/believe the Google propaganda.

A Republic ... If you can keep it.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 18, 2024 07:29 PM (Cus5s)

185 The ReidOut @thereidout 22h
The number of Black American players in Major League Baseball has plummeted to just 6%, offering a warning about what can happen when institutions de-emphasize diversity. More on our #ReidOutBlog

End Wokeness @EndWokeness 10h
72% of NBA players are black.
13% of the US population is black.

Why no equity demands for the NBA?

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:30 PM (vtyCZ)

186 There was a cartoonist for Mad Magazine, Don Martin, that often did brain surgery schticks. He would have a gold mine with Biden.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 07:30 PM (0EOe9)

187 179 157 "The kind of rifle with a stock you put up against your shoulder." As opposed to the other kind of rifle.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 07:18 PM (w6EFb)

I know, I thought I was missing something. I thought they all do but assumed I was wrong.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 18, 2024 07:27 PM (1oTv1)
_______
Does it have a compass and a thing that tells the time?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 18, 2024 07:30 PM (1bNHn)

188 No one I know likes Tarantino.

~ Pauline Kael

Posted by: Take that! at April 18, 2024 07:32 PM (dg+HA)

189 Mentioning two brain surgeries should punch up any Biden headline.
Posted by: DOYLE at April 18, 2024 07:27 PM (Z8Yh2)

Did they use my patented screw-top method?

Posted by: Doctor Michael Hfuhruhurr at April 18, 2024 07:32 PM (4I/2K)

190 187 A bottle opener. Oh, Galil thought of that.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 07:33 PM (0EOe9)

191 188 Ha!

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:33 PM (MvF+J)

192 186 There was a cartoonist for Mad Magazine, Don Martin, that often did brain surgery schticks. He would have a gold mine with Biden.


Gold, Jerry. Gold!

Posted by: Banya at April 18, 2024 07:35 PM (dg+HA)

193 Look into history, most of the biggest monsters in Marxism were the worse racist in history

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 07:36 PM (fwDg9)

194 'Leftists plan to disrupt the Chicago Democrat Convention,'

One thing. We get to see to what degree the democrats control the leftist mobs.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 18, 2024 07:36 PM (roH4R)

195 91 Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro

ABC News host Joy Behar claims Trump "couldn't care less about his grandchildren" because he says off-shore wind turbines kill whales.
She says, Biden "who loves cares about his grandchildren, is working very hard" to stop climate change.

https://tinyurl.com/4r6jrb6s
Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 06:59 PM (NpAcC)
_______
Behar is a smart as she is beautiful.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 18, 2024 07:37 PM (1bNHn)

196 why do people care about what the hags on The View have to say

Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 07:38 PM (oCjPU)

197
Ed Morrissey comments:

---------

https://youtu.be/vx47jR3gE1w?si=G7JUevD5Lp5b56_E

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2024 07:38 PM (0FoWg)

198 They're such easy targets.

Posted by: And we're lazy at April 18, 2024 07:39 PM (dg+HA)

199 161

Since I accidentally fractured my dick I can tuck it all the way back and stick the tip up my butthole and fuck myself!
Posted by: Paul's Tijuana Drag Sow at April 18, 2024 07:19 PM (Llt2R)
_______
I think you'd be happier at the Bulwark.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 18, 2024 07:39 PM (1bNHn)

200 "We get to see to what degree the democrats control the leftist mobs."

Will the pallets of bricks mysteriously show up as in 2020?

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:39 PM (MvF+J)

201 Weird Al - Real or Cake?

https://youtu.be/cPAlmXHMktA

38 seconds

Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 07:39 PM (JAhdn)

202 He’s the worst of the worst! Yea, you can serve your country and still be a rogue, unprincipled snake!

Absolutely spot on.

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 07:39 PM (njExo)

203 Jon Voight: If Re-Elected, Trump Will ‘Overrule The Barbaric Animals Destroying Our Country‘

Hollywood legend Jon Voight is in no doubt former President Donald Trump must be returned to the White House in 2024 to “overrule the barbaric animals destroying our country.”

He made his declaration by bookending it with the observation Israel is also in grave danger and both countries must safeguard their futures through backing Trump because the alternatives do not bear thinking about.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:39 PM (vtyCZ)

204 I find it interesting...
Chicks going "manly" in the transgender realm get guns and kill people.
Dudes going "girly" in that realm dangle their d***s in front of girls and ogle their boobs.

Can anyone point to any who don't fit that pattern when we hear about them?

Posted by: GWB at April 18, 2024 07:39 PM (1zxQh)

205 147 Posted by: Paul banned at April 18, 2024 07:11 PM (vXKP1)

I'm working Ace today, you're supposed to be working Breitbart.

Check the schedule you fucking retard.
Posted by: raimondo


Omg. I'm laughing like a hyena and folks are staring at me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2024 07:40 PM (xRMIr)

206 Joe Biden Lying About His Uncle Bosey Being Eaten by Cannibals

Probably inspired by the story that Bush the Elder was almost eaten by cannibals. Bush got lucky and ditched his plane in the ocean. The rest of his squadron that was shot down and made it to land were captured by Japanese who ate them as a team building exercise.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 18, 2024 07:41 PM (cOq4q)

207 Hiya evury one.

What's new?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 07:42 PM (rJ7Hd)

208 147 Posted by: Paul banned at April 18, 2024 07:11 PM (vXKP1)

I'm working Ace today, you're supposed to be working Breitbart.

Check the schedule you fucking retard.
Posted by: raimondo

Omg. I'm laughing like a hyena and folks are staring at me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2024 07:40 PM (xRMIr)
---
The only known downside of reading AoSHQ around other people...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 07:42 PM (BpYfr)

209 Mentioning two brain surgeries should punch up any Biden headline.

Posted by: DOYLE 

So the first implant failed, and now the second is getting rejected too...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 18, 2024 07:43 PM (y3Tko)

210 Not interested in any firearm that looks 'sleek.'

And just what's wrong with sleek?

Posted by: Diana Rigg at April 18, 2024 07:44 PM (njExo)

211 cafe is open

Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 07:44 PM (oCjPU)

212 nood

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:44 PM (MvF+J)

213 I would firehose, nightstick, and German shepherd dog their asses into the pavement. Then I’ll put whatever’s left in jail.
-zombie Mayor Dailey

Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2024 07:45 PM (NxC5+)

214 187 179 157 "The kind of rifle with a stock you put up against your shoulder." As opposed to the other kind of rifle.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 07:18 PM (w6EFb)
----
She's watched Hollywood movies and noted that Tommy-guns and sten guns are usually shown being fired from the waist.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #13 at April 18, 2024 07:46 PM (qfLjt)

215 I would firehose, nightstick, and German shepherd dog their asses into the pavement. Then I’ll put whatever’s left in jail.
-- zombie Mayor Dailey
-------
Using Irish and Polish cops.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:48 PM (vtyCZ)

216 The only known downside of reading AoSHQ around other people... - "Perfessor" Squirrel"

How true! I was surreptitiously reading through the comments section several years ago during an excruciatingly boring meeting and came across some particularly hilarious observation by one of the moron wags, and felt uncontrollable laughter overtaking me. I took the handkerchief out of the pocket of my suit jacket, covered my mouth, and began to fake a coughing fit so that I could leave the room. P.G. Wodehouse frequently had the same effect on me.

Posted by: Diana Rigg at April 18, 2024 07:49 PM (njExo)

217
The Wendigo possesses stick thin guys with pale skin and sunken eyes and yellow teeth, and makes 'em eat people. Can't stop the hunger, jack! At least that's what the Algonquin told me when I was their shaman from the bronze age through 1974. They called me the Medicine Man back then, just like my own docs do til this day.

Anyway, that's why I thought it was a Wendigo when it ate Beau. I caught him with a dreamcatcher, and then found it was the smartest guy I know. Just ate 'im to save 'im from the cancer. I told that dreamcatcher it had six seconds to release him, or I'd kill every damn buffalo on the Great Plains. And whaddya know, but I killed 'em all. Word as a Brandon.

Posted by: Brandon at April 18, 2024 07:52 PM (0FoWg)

218 185

Andy

With regard to MLB, I wonder if they include dark-skinned Latino players as black? I suspect definitely not. If they DID add AA players & dark-skinned Latino players together, I suspect that the combined total would approach 40% or more, depending on who is sufficiently dark-skinned to be counted as black.

Youth baseball has declined in popularity in the cities. MLB has acknowledged this & tried to address the problem. You can't play baseball in a gym, and it's a "traveling sport," unlike playground basketball. "Traveling sport" means someone has to drive the child somewhere to a game.

Meanwhile, beisbal is flourishing in Latin America.

In sum, it's a little more complex than just saying "blacks are underrepresented."

Posted by: the good people of MO (mnw) at April 18, 2024 07:52 PM (NLIak)

219 Doesn't every rifle have a stock you put up against your shoulder?

12 ga SGs with pistol grips are the exception.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * expert procrastinator at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (yps4S)

Also, the Franchi SPAS12. The shoulder stock actually did fold up over the rest of the gun and could be used as a carry handle. You could shoot it that way, too. (You could also push a button on the bottom of the foreend, and switch it from pump to semi-auto.) It was a very cool gun, but not really a decent weapon, IMO. Too dang heavy, too bulky, and the ability to switch from semi to pump was kinda pointless. So I traded it.

Posted by: GWB at April 18, 2024 07:56 PM (1zxQh)

220 Over the last 5 years murders identified as transgendered avg 2 per year.
Posted by: Paul banned at April 18, 2024 07:11 PM (vXKP1)

Not nearly enough. Do better, murderers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 07:57 PM (tkR6S)

221 Signs posted in 8 different languages are promoting free plane tickets at the same location where the city of New York is giving illegals more free hotel rooms | @FrontlinesTPUSA
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:01 PM (vtyCZ)

Boy, I'm seeing an opportunity here for anyone willing to take it. Get them all on the plane... and fly it to Venezuela.

Posted by: GWB at April 18, 2024 08:02 PM (1zxQh)

222 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=diMYXNmJkvc

Posted by: JoshO at April 18, 2024 09:06 PM (djqxJ)

223 He just became confused about the time Hunter crashed after eating cannibus in Boise.

Posted by: N h ybugjthttfuy at April 19, 2024 06:31 AM (Uyh/q)

Washington Times: Laken Riley's Illegal Alien Murderer Was Set Free Due to a "Lack of Bedspace" In Illegal Alien Dention Centers;
Mayorkas Asked for a Cut In Money for Bedspaces Three Years in a Row

They engineered this situation, deliberately.

They cut the funding to detain illegal alien criminals so that they can then release them and use "lack of funding for detention of illegal alien criminals" as their justification.

Steven Dinan:

Homeland Security released the illegal immigrant accused of killing Laken Riley into the U.S. because it lacked the detention space, according to his confidential immigration file.

Sen. Josh Hawley, Missouri Republican, read key parts of the file into the record at a Senate hearing Thursday.

Jose Ibarra, the man charged with the Feb. 22 slaying, was released under Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas' power of parole, which is supposed to be used in limited cases and only when there is an urgent humanitarian need or a significant benefit to the public.

Mr. Hawley said lack of detention space doesn't meet either of those standards and so Mr. Mayorkas broke the law in releasing the suspected killer.

"Now we all know that the reason he was paroled into this country is because of lack of detention capacity, which you and I both know is not a valid reason," the senator said.

Mr. Mayorkas declined to talk about the details of the case and wouldn't say whether he had read his department's file on Mr. Ibarra.

...

Mr. Hawley swatted Mr. Mayorkas for giving two different answers about Mr. Ibarra's case in testimony to other committees this month.

"Why did you change your story so often?" Mr. Hawley challenged.

...


Even as he's acknowledged a lack of ICE beds, Mr. Mayorkas has asked Congress to cut bed space further in every budget he's submitted.

They cut the bed space, then say the lack of bed space constitutes a "humanitarian emergency" which requires that illegal alien criminals be set free to murder Americans.

Mayorkas confessed last month that the Biden Regime policy is to free all illegal alien criminals unless they have committed a "serious offense."

But Laken Riley's killer put a child in danger and Biden took no action.

On Face the Nation on Sunday, host Margaret Brennan noted that the suspect not only was "an undocumented Venezuelan migrant" but also was arrested twice, once in New York City for driving without a license and once in Athens, Georgia, for shoplifting. Brennan asked Mayorkas, "Did those states and their law enforcement communicate to the federal government that this had happened? Should this man have been deported?"

Instead of accepting responsibility for allowing the suspect to walk free, Mayorkas tried to blame New York City and Athens. "Margaret, there are a number of cities around the country that have varying degrees of cooperation with the immigration authorities," Mayorkas said. "We firmly believe that if a city is aware of an individual who poses a threat to public safety, then we would request that they provide us with that information so that we can ensure that that individual is detained if the facts so warrant."

Mayorkas makes it sound like if only New York City and Athens had alerted Immigration and Customs Enforcement about the suspect's previous arrests, then ICE would have acted.

But that is not true. Under a Mayorkas memo issued on Sept. 30, 2021, ICE never would have wasted the effort to deport the suspect.

"A noncitizen who poses a current threat to public safety, typically because of serious criminal conduct, is a priority for apprehension and removal," the Mayorkas memo reads. "Whether a noncitizen poses a current threat to public safety is not to be determined according to bright lines or categories. It instead requires an assessment of the individual and the totality of the facts and circumstances."

Meanwhile, Speaker Johnson, Our Hero, is ramming through the Ukraininan funding bill while blocking any efforts to amend the funding bill with funding for the US border.

We have to keep our priorities in mind! And our highest priority as a country is to support and defend Joe Biden's foreign paymasters.

The Freedom Caucus calls this no-amendments-on-Ukraine-funding "the America Last Rule."

americalastbill.jpg


Mike Lee
@BasedMikeLee

Tell your representative: TAKE DOWN THE "AMERICA LAST" RULE!

House Republicans can't transform leftist priorities into Republican wins simply by attaching their names.

And make no mistake, that's what The Firm (TM) is trying to get away with here.

I assume "The Firm (TM)" is his nickname for the establishment Stasi Uniparty.


MTG is angry about Speaker Johnson bringing the Ukraine funding bill to a vote -- which he doesn't have to do; he's in control of which bills get a vote and which are tabled forever -- and so she is proposing an amendment that anyone voting for Ukraine aid must sign up to fight for Ukraine.

Mike Lee
@BasedMikeLee

Republican lawmakers universally campaign as conservatives.

Far too many of them vote to advance progressive priorities once in office.

Then they contort themselves into pretzels trying to claim they're still conservatives.

Watch carefully what happens over the next few days.


Mike Lee and Josh Hawley blasted the Secretary for Illegal Immigration Mayorkas.

In an impassioned speech, Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah) made one of the most important points in standing in opposition to Schumer's machinations, correctly noting that Mayorkas had indeed been accused of impeachable offenses including "knowingly making false statements."

"If this is not a high crime and misdemeanor, what is? If this is not impeachable, what is? What precedent will we be setting?" Lee rhetorically asked his colleagues as Sen. Patty Murray (D-WA) attempted to shush him.


Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

Missouri Senator @HawleyMO just ripped into DHS Secretary Mayorkas regarding the release into US of Laken Riley's Venezuelan alleged killer. Mayorkas responded that he has confidence justice will be served in the case.

Hawley: "Hopefully he'll get more of a trial than you did."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:33 PM




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1 yo

Posted by: Devil Slayer at April 18, 2024 05:35 PM (VOCjX)

2 The anarcho-tyranny will continue until morale improves~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 05:35 PM (IG4Id)

3 1st!!!

Posted by: Devil Slayer at April 18, 2024 05:35 PM (VOCjX)

4 MILLIONS OF PEACHES.

PEACHES FOR YOU.

PEACHES FOR ME.

Posted by: John Fetterman on the Mayorkas Impeachment Trial at April 18, 2024 05:39 PM (qIFCu)

5 We could use a few more Josh Hawleys.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 18, 2024 05:39 PM (Sgq8y)

6 More than 1,000 U.S. troops are effectively being held “hostage” in Niger with medical supplies running low — stuck between the military junta-controlled government’s demands for them to leave and the Biden administration’s refusal to let them go home after the end of their deployments, according to a report prepared by Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) and obtained exclusively by Breitbart News.

In addition, the report accuses Biden administration officials of trying to cover up the situation to lawmakers, as well as to troops deployed there and their families anxiously awaiting their return.

Posted by: SMOD at April 18, 2024 05:40 PM (kCgMW)

7 Show SecIlligalImmigration a passport. He might react like a vampire looking at a cross.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 05:41 PM (8sMut)

8 If only the Republicans would pass the border bill!!!

Posted by: Dem talking point at April 18, 2024 05:42 PM (63Dwl)

9 If Hawley were a threat he would be gone already.

Posted by: DOYLE at April 18, 2024 05:42 PM (Z8Yh2)

10 Great replacement is just a conspiracy. Totally

Posted by: brak at April 18, 2024 05:43 PM (AR07F)

11 Anybody else remember that ? Anybody else remember those who typed "troll" the loudest ?
Posted by: How It All Works


No, but do go on.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 05:43 PM (IG4Id)

12 On the one hand, Mike Johnson is a cuck, but on the other hand, he's surrounded by cucks, in fact the overwhelming majority of the house and senate gop are cucks.

All, I know is this sh*t can't go on much longer without some one getting tossed into the wood chipper.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 18, 2024 05:44 PM (WcfVE)

13 The “America Last” rule. He ha ha. Like America is even in the race.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 05:44 PM (Btbyw)

14 As the great band Cake sings

Some people like Pepsi
Some people like Coke
The wacky morning DJ says
"Democracy's a joke."

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 18, 2024 05:44 PM (wBaIH)

15 El Salvador has a great prison blueprint. I think we should follow their example.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2024 05:46 PM (6KVV0)

16 For the uniparty to no longer care about any appearance of impropriety, this country must be in far worse shape than anyone can imagine.

Posted by: Kitchner Lesley at April 18, 2024 05:46 PM (CgQvH)

17 forty-second!

Posted by: deep thought at April 18, 2024 05:46 PM (v3pYe)

18 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 18, 2024 05:47 PM (T4tVD)

19 Speaker Johnson is facing some "backlash."

He should be facing a firing squad. A circular one. Made up of Republicans. All of them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 18, 2024 05:48 PM (Q4IgG)

20 I don't see why that's any reason for impeachment.

Posted by: fd at April 18, 2024 05:48 PM (vFG9F)

21 Dention Center > dentist's office.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 05:48 PM (MvF+J)

22 Nothing stopping the cops in the jurisdiction where the murder happened for arresting Mayorkas for conspiracy.

He know these people were going to murder/kill/rape Americans...which is the whole point anyway.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 05:49 PM (ibTVg)

23 Yes but Trump said pussy.

Posted by: blaster at April 18, 2024 05:49 PM (IFNME)

24 "Anybody else remember that "

No, coming here years ago I found people who saw thru the bullshit same as me.

Posted by: fd at April 18, 2024 05:50 PM (vFG9F)

25 9 Anybody else remember that ? Anybody else remember those who typed "troll" the loudest ?
Posted by: How It All Works at April 18, 2024 05:42 PM (M2OJ3)

Before my time, I thinks...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 18, 2024 05:50 PM (UE3ru)

26 Is this Robocop?

Are the intentionally destroying cities to kill the commercial real estate markets, and then swoop in and buy them all up?

Posted by: The squirrel at April 18, 2024 05:50 PM (HjRfs)

27 We need an ugly, nasty, bloodletting national divorce.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 05:51 PM (aNhid)

28 Speaker Johnson is WRONG!

Posted by: Olsen Johnson at April 18, 2024 05:51 PM (nOjd9)

29 6
In addition, the report accuses Biden administration officials of trying to cover up the situation to lawmakers, as well as to troops deployed there and their families anxiously awaiting their return.
Posted by: SMOD at April 18, 2024 05:40 PM (kCgMW)

This was an important base for the US for the anti-terrorist battles. I sure hope those soldiers are stay safe, that Niger doesn't try to get sporty.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 18, 2024 05:53 PM (N39Ws)

30 Speaker Johnson is facing some "backlash."

And some people are still bagging on Neville Chamberlain.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 05:53 PM (nOjd9)

31 I take it that Mayorkas is untouchable, now that the Senate refused to take up the impeachment?

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 05:53 PM (MvF+J)

32 The reason to release illegals is to register them to vote, period. The left could care less about them, they could die in a fire...

It's all to register illegal people to sign on ballots with phony SS numbers in vast numbers (30 or so million), then hold them in warehouses when needed. The DNC will then ship them whenever called upon, where-ever needed, across 20 or so state, county or city election board with DNC recording fraudsters at the ready.

Object? Insurrectionist! Arrest! Get ready for it - 90 plus million votes for Punchy - it will be insane....

Posted by: Boswell at April 18, 2024 05:54 PM (K+UlC)

33 Why don't they just sic Warthogs on us at shopping malls and office buildings and speed things up?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 18, 2024 05:55 PM (zB/T/)

34 Congress, a clusterfuck of incompetents

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2024 05:55 PM (T0J/k)

35 I take it that Mayorkas is untouchable, now that the Senate refused to take up the impeachment?
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 05:53 PM (MvF+J)


He's thinking of bringing on Sam Brinton as his Undersecretary of Homeland Insecurity.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 05:55 PM (nOjd9)

36 IIRC Mike Lee is no rock-ribbed, dyed-in-the-wool, conservative.

Perchance is he up to re-election?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2024 05:56 PM (4I/2K)

37 9 I remember the good ol' days when seriously dominating the discussion here, by insisting the GOP was just half of the UniParty, was "trolling".

Anybody else remember that ? Anybody else remember those who typed "troll" the loudest ?
Posted by: How It All Works at April 18, 2024 05:42 PM (M2OJ3)

You should get a plaque made, so you can regale your grandkids with this story.

Posted by: World's Worst Granddad at April 18, 2024 05:56 PM (+WVTG)

38 30 We need an ugly, nasty, bloodletting national divorce.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 05:51 PM (aNhid)

We need for counties within states to have the ability to vote individual counties 'out' and have that region revert back to territorial status. For example a majority of counties in Calif could vote to expel Los Angeles and San Francisco counties and the affected areas revert to territorial status.

Just a suggestion.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 18, 2024 05:56 PM (UE3ru)

39 Mike Johnson resolves all doubt: he is 100% USDA Prime Republican. Another Regime Stooge.

Posted by: Ex GOP at April 18, 2024 05:56 PM (GpUII)

40 Go to any reddit Ukraine thread, and the hate over Republicans is off the wall.

Yes, this is a loony Left sub-demographic, but they are the demo most susceptible to "the narrative."

- I read a few days ago that Biden was holding back funding and ammo, claiming that the authorization was all used up, simply because it polls so well as a way to blame Republicans. He apparently had billions unspent but refused to use until he got a guarantee of funds into 2025 and beyond.

- How much of this is driven by China propaganda? They are the real winners in all this.

Posted by: The squirrel at April 18, 2024 05:56 PM (HjRfs)

41 We need an ugly, nasty, bloodletting national divorce.

It may get to that, but can we try an amicable separation first?

Posted by: AK at work at April 18, 2024 05:56 PM (o+IHV)

42 Are the intentionally destroying cities to kill the commercial real estate markets, and then swoop in and buy them all up?
Posted by: The squirrel


That was actually a theory that Catherine Austin Fitts had about what BLM was up to in 2020. Most, if not all of the major damage was done in cities that had a Federal Reserve bank.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at April 18, 2024 05:57 PM (vcOmj)

43 It is not about the voting. It is the redistricting.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2024 05:57 PM (T0J/k)

44 (M2OJ3) if you're just trolling to get called "troll," I'm up for it.
How It All Works is Glowie Fed. You are a troll, whatever you used to call yourself was also a troll, and your next nic will also be a troll. You're a shit-flinger, and not that good at it either.

There. Now you have received full credit for your endeavors.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 18, 2024 05:58 PM (zdLoL)

45 If you have to fight him to get anything decent done, he ain't your leader.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 05:59 PM (GkFGh)

46 I have no idea how politicians are getting positions and could care less about citizens

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 05:59 PM (fwDg9)

47 Go to any reddit Ukraine thread, and the hate over Republicans is off the wall.

Yes, this is a loony Left sub-demographic, but they are the demo most susceptible to "the narrative."


Why is the left so concerned about Ukraine? They Commies, they should be backing Russia.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 05:59 PM (aNhid)

48
You should get a plaque made, so you can regale your grandkids with this story.

I usually ask such a brilliant person like him for his newsletter but I doubt I'm worthy.

Posted by: Said No One at April 18, 2024 05:59 PM (RKVpM)

49 IIRC Mike Lee is no rock-ribbed, dyed-in-the-wool, conservative.

Perchance is he up to re-election?
Posted by: Count de Monet


Ahhhh....the Lindsey Graham maneuver. Excellent... (thud)

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at April 18, 2024 06:00 PM (vcOmj)

50 He cannot comment on ongoing f**k-ups.

Wray should hang for bringing that phrase into our consciousness. And for other things, of course.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 18, 2024 06:00 PM (1bNHn)

51 Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO):

Talk about the Deal of the Century! Hawley for McCaskill.

You're all welcome, America!

Posted by: the good people of MO (mnw) at April 18, 2024 06:00 PM (NLIak)

52 Johnson is the kind of guy who goes to the circle jerk and stands in the middle.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 06:01 PM (GkFGh)

53 The Firm was a film about lawyers with Tom Cruise and Gene Hackman.

Posted by: dantesed at April 18, 2024 06:01 PM (88xKn)

54 It's depressing to think that at some point these become the good old days.

Posted by: Weasel at April 18, 2024 06:01 PM (RG6z4)

55 We need an ugly, nasty, bloodletting national divorce.

It may get to that, but can we try an amicable separation first?
Posted by: AK at work


1. Do you really think that they will let us go that easy?
2. They need to pay for the treason they have committed. And treason demands blood. Or at least a snapped neck.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 06:02 PM (aNhid)

56 57 LOL

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:02 PM (MvF+J)

57 It's depressing to think that at some point these become the good old days.
Posted by: Weasel

Makes us all nostalgic for the Obama years...(ugh)

And yes, I think things will get much worse.....how can they, realistically, get better?

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at April 18, 2024 06:03 PM (vcOmj)

58 More conspiracy "ideas"

- The squatter crisis is driven by Big Finance, which is buying up all the homes in the US, as a way to get public support for killing renter protection laws.

- The Boeing stuff is being exaggerated by China, which is getting into the commercial airline business.

- The rampant crime is driven to kill all independent retail and depress urban real estate so Big Finance can move in and buy them up.

- The anti-meat, AGW, anti-nitrogen, etc. is being driven by Big Finance to buy up the rest of USA farmland.

Need I go on?

Posted by: The squirrel at April 18, 2024 06:03 PM (HjRfs)

59 OT: Any Morons east of south-central MO should batten down their hatches. Just had a rather heavy hailstorm swoop through here....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 06:04 PM (BpYfr)

60 Sen. Josh Hawley confronted Mayorkas with immigration law, which does NOT include "lack of bed space" as a reason to allow parole into the US.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 18, 2024 06:05 PM (olXgU)

61 Mike Johnson resolves all doubt: he is 100% USDA Prime Republican. Another Regime Stooge.

I prefer to think that he was ok until he got the job and then blackmail or bribery was used to get him to fall in line. I could easily be wrong - he could have been allowed to get the position because it was known that there was a blackmail/bribery option.

Do we have any video involving him and a fly landing on his head/face?

Posted by: AK at work at April 18, 2024 06:05 PM (o+IHV)

62 "We're burning your 401Ks to fund military aid to Ukraine!" sounds like a winning campaign slogan.

Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2024 06:05 PM (rj6Yv)

63 Sen. Josh Hawley confronted Mayorkas with immigration law, which does NOT include "lack of bed space" as a reason to allow parole into the US.

Sick burn

And now what?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 06:06 PM (nOjd9)

64 Is there another single example in history where a the head of a government agency requested a decrease for that agency's budget?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at April 18, 2024 06:06 PM (B9Prs)

65 Sick burn

And now what?


Fundraise. What else?

Posted by: brak at April 18, 2024 06:07 PM (AR07F)

66 Everyone here is a fed. Except me.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 06:07 PM (lX8VI)

67 I'm going to jump in with some good news, then back to my semi-lurker status: My grandson, all 6'5" of him, just graduated lineman school.

My daughter and Son In Law did a great job raising their children.

/semi lurk on.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 06:08 PM (tT6L1)

68 Dear God

Posted by: Gonzotx at April 18, 2024 06:08 PM (MwHgU)

69 Everyone here is a fed. Except me.
Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 06:07 PM (lX8VI)



I was wondering why I never see you at the meetings.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 06:08 PM (nOjd9)

70 I, for one, look forward to our future new -- but less corrupt -- Chinese overlords ...

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 18, 2024 06:08 PM (oIShL)

71 Sick burn

And now what?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 06:06 PM (nOjd9)

Crickets.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 06:09 PM (R4t5M)

72 Didn't McCarthy go down because the Dems joined in and voted him out? Wasn't this a serious break in previous "norms."

(I didn't really follow that kerfuffle.)

But if that was the case, then of course Johnson is going to make deals with the Dems and do their bidding.

Posted by: The squirrel at April 18, 2024 06:09 PM (HjRfs)

73 Everyone here is a fed. Except me.
Posted by: ...


That's what a fed would say...
* shifty eyes *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 06:09 PM (IG4Id)

74 Everyone here is a fed. Except me.
Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 06:07 PM (lX8VI)

Sure, that's what they all say.

Posted by: dantesed at April 18, 2024 06:10 PM (88xKn)

75 “Fun Fact - why do we have West Virginia ? Did Congress go through the process to grant new statehood ?

Nope. Did not.”

Fun Fact - Congress admitted WV to the Union on June 20, 1863.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:11 PM (8sMut)

76
Is there another single example in history where a the head of a government agency requested a decrease for that agency's budget?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at April 18, 2024 06:06 PM


☑ Added to 24/7 observation list

Posted by: Bob from NSA at April 18, 2024 06:11 PM (RKVpM)

77 We're in the early-mid stages of Balkanization.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 18, 2024 06:11 PM (Q4IgG)

78 6 More than 1,000 U.S. troops are effectively being held “hostage” in Niger with medical supplies running low — stuck between the military junta-controlled government’s demands for them to leave and the Biden administration’s refusal to let them go home after the end of their deployments, according to a report prepared by Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) and obtained exclusively by Breitbart News.

In addition, the report accuses Biden administration officials of trying to cover up the situation to lawmakers, as well as to troops deployed there and their families anxiously awaiting their return.

Posted by: SMOD at April 18, 2024 05:40 PM (kCgMW)


Biden concludes his speeches by saying, "May God protect our troops!" Because Joe knows God is all they have; Joe's not going to lift a finger to help protect them.

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 06:11 PM (5fDan)

79 I, for one, look forward to our future new -- but less corrupt -- Chinese overlords ...

/only half-joking
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 18, 2024 06:08 PM (oIShL)
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I'd worry more about our cartel overlords from south of the border...

/also only half joking

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 06:11 PM (BpYfr)

80 “No more conspiracy-esque than the FedGov burning crops and butchering livestock to drive up ag prices while Americans were starving.”


Until now I never realized the United States had a famine.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:12 PM (8sMut)

81 It's depressing to think that at some point these become the good old days.
Posted by: Weasel


Depressing indeed. Eh, I guess it's all relative, eh?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2024 06:12 PM (V8he0)

82 DeathSatan strikes again~!

@LeadingReport 2m
BREAKING: Gov. Ron DeSantis has signed a bill into law allowing volunteer chaplains to counsel students in public and charter schools.

“There are some students (who) need some soul prep.”

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 06:12 PM (IG4Id)

83 I don't know but assume this illegals didn't murder Laken on a whim, either a robbery or a rape attempt.

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 06:12 PM (fwDg9)

84

We need wetbacks to do the raping and killing Americans won't do, Jack!

Posted by: Joey Bidet, Crack SBD Pilot at April 18, 2024 06:12 PM (Llt2R)

85
Be right back, the candles on my Coach Joe Paterno shrine are burning low.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 06:13 PM (RKVpM)

86 Please ignore the double "eh". Sheesh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2024 06:13 PM (V8he0)

87


They got him good right there, really good. Real good.

I'm sure that will do something.

What that is, who cares at this point.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 18, 2024 06:13 PM (et1vG)

88 Sen. Paul read a list of crimes committed against Americans by illegals. In response, Mayorkas said "individuals need to be held accountable for their crimes." Sen. Paul said, "That's not much consolation if you wait until he's murdered somebody. "

The man has no soul.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 18, 2024 06:13 PM (DkhnY)

89 “No more conspiracy-esque than the FedGov burning crops and butchering livestock to drive up ag prices while Americans were starving.”

Until now I never realized the United States had a famine.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:12 PM (8sMut)
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It takes time to engineer an American Holodomor...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 06:13 PM (BpYfr)

90 How much is MyOrifice being paid by The Cartels, 8 figures or 9?

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 18, 2024 06:13 PM (oIShL)

91 I remember saying after Trump was elected that the next Democrat president (who I thought at the time would be Kamala) was going to make the Obama Days seem like the Reagan Days. On purpose.

I hate being right.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 06:14 PM (lX8VI)

92 80 Everyone here is a fed. Except me.
Posted by: ...

That's what a fed would say...
* shifty eyes *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 06:09 PM (IG4Id)


Where's our pal, Bob from NSA, been?

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 06:14 PM (5fDan)

93 Mayorkas should be dancing on a lamppost.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 18, 2024 06:14 PM (17s+e)

94 The man has no soul.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 18, 2024 06:13 PM (DkhnY)

Precisely why he has the job he does.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 06:14 PM (R4t5M)

95 I'm not a Fed, I'm a double naught spy.

Posted by: fd at April 18, 2024 06:14 PM (vFG9F)

96 But everybody loves Lincoln - just like FDR.
Posted by: How It All Works
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Not everybody.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2024 06:14 PM (XeU6L)

97 Yep. Now watch Eastern Oregon declare their independence from Portland. Then watch what happens. Exactly my point. But everybody loves Lincoln - just like FDR.
Posted by: How It All Works at April 18, 2024 06:12 PM (M2OJ3)

Have they?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:15 PM (8sMut)

98 I'm not a Fed, I'm a double naught spy.
Posted by: fd


I'm partial to a clove hitch myself
* thumbs under suspenders *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 06:16 PM (IG4Id)

99 1. Do you really think that they will let us go that easy?
2. They need to pay for the treason they have committed. And treason demands blood. Or at least a snapped neck.

1. Probably not - even though I would be happy to take my losses and say goodbye.
2. Yes, there should be a price for treason.

Posted by: AK at work at April 18, 2024 06:17 PM (o+IHV)

100 IIRC Mike Lee is no rock-ribbed, dyed-in-the-wool, conservative.

Perchance is he up to re-election?
Posted by: Count de Monet


Ahhhh....the Lindsey Graham maneuver. Excellent... (thud)
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at April 18, 2024 06:00 PM (vcOmj
*******
He got re-elected in 2022.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 06:17 PM (NpAcC)

101 It was a quaint time in American History. Called it the Great Depression. Turns out, that name had nothing to do with collective mental health.
Posted by: How It All Works at April 18, 2024 06:13 PM (M2OJ3)

I know what the Great Depression was. A famine it was not. The holodomor? THAT was a famine.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:17 PM (8sMut)

102 Maryland's western 3 counties want to join WV. Geographically and ideologically, it makes more sense.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 06:18 PM (R4t5M)

103 Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 18, 2024 06:13

And Chucky and the Democrats protected him

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 06:18 PM (fwDg9)

104 - The squatter crisis is driven by Big Finance, which is buying up all the homes in the US, as a way to get public support for killing renter protection laws.

- The Boeing stuff is being exaggerated by China, which is getting into the commercial airline business.

- The rampant crime is driven to kill all independent retail and depress urban real estate so Big Finance can move in and buy them up.

- The anti-meat, AGW, anti-nitrogen, etc. is being driven by Big Finance to buy up the rest of USA farmland.

Need I go on?
Posted by: The squirrel

Listen to this squirrel - he knows what is going on

Posted by: AK at work at April 18, 2024 06:18 PM (o+IHV)

105 Even as he's acknowledged a lack of ICE beds, Mr. Mayorkas has asked Congress to cut bed space further in every budget he's submitted.

It's not accidental when it's done on purpose.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:18 PM (ynpvh)

106 was going to make the Obama Days seem like the Reagan Days. On purpose.

I hate being right.
Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 06:14 PM

Just wondering: do you think it's Obama behind all this, getting ready for his fourth term and SCOTUS packing, and all that means?

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 18, 2024 06:19 PM (DkhnY)

107 *rubs face*

Why is everything so fucked up? Seriously, everything happening is the polar opposite of what I think should be.

I am in the wrong timeline.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at April 18, 2024 06:19 PM (MvA9C)

108 Listen to this squirrel - he knows what is going on

Posted by: AK at work at April 18, 2024 06:18 PM (o+IHV)

Apparently.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:19 PM (ynpvh)

109 Need I go on?
Posted by: The squirrel

Listen to this squirrel - he knows what is going on
Posted by: AK at work at April 18, 2024 06:18 PM (o+IHV)
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I'm glad one of us does!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 06:20 PM (BpYfr)

110 Yes, there should be a price for treason.

Posted by: AK

-----------------

It's on the price list, do you need an updated copy?
I will have Hunter send on over to you.

Posted by: biden at April 18, 2024 06:20 PM (HjRfs)

111 119 *rubs face*

Why is everything so fucked up? Seriously, everything happening is the polar opposite of what I think should be.

I am in the wrong timeline.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at April 18, 2024 06:19 PM (MvA9C)

You and me buddy. I'm still looking for that timeline where Biden cured cancer...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:21 PM (ynpvh)

112
Hahahah... Scoog always falls for the Coach Joe Paterno bait.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 06:21 PM (RKVpM)

113 9 It's depressing to think that at some point these become the good old days.
Posted by: Weasel

Depressing indeed. Eh, I guess it's all relative, eh?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2024 06:12 PM (V8he0)
******
We will remember these days as the good old because it's going to get a whole, whole lot worse.

Biden 2024
Newsom 2028

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 06:21 PM (NpAcC)

114 If this is not a high crime and misdemeanor, what is? If this is not impeachable, what is? What precedent will we be setting?" Lee rhetorically asked his colleagues as Sen. Patty Murray (D-WA) attempted to shush him.

------------

The prospective 1200+ impeachments of Trump by The House between 2025 - 2028 can be set aside by the Republican Senate Leader?

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 18, 2024 06:22 PM (oLC2r)

115 Why is everything so fucked up? Seriously, everything happening is the polar opposite of what I think should be.

---

Like theologically? The traditional answer to that question is the subject of Genesis, and justified at least partially in Job, among other places.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at April 18, 2024 06:23 PM (B9Prs)

116 Just ignore them, while your two decades assistant quenches them with the asses of at-risk boys. Then deny any knowledge after, while you go to The Creamery for a cone. That's what Joe did - for about three decades.
Posted by: How It All Works


That ass jerky isn't going to make itself.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 06:23 PM (aNhid)

117 I'm glad one of us does!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 06:20 PM (BpYfr)


sorry Perfessorr. Did not mean to step on your nick.
That was just an old sock from a few threads ago. I tried to make a funny.

Posted by: The astonishing Gentlemen TIJM at April 18, 2024 06:23 PM (HjRfs)

118 We will remember these days as the good old because it's going to get a whole, whole lot worse.

Biden 2024
Newsom 2028

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 06:21 PM (NpAcC)

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Xi 2032 and for life.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 18, 2024 06:23 PM (oLC2r)

119 Send the illegals and criminals out on the street to prey on citizens

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 06:24 PM (fwDg9)

120 132 We will remember these days as the good old because it's going to get a whole, whole lot worse.

Biden 2024
Newsom 2028

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 06:21 PM (NpAcC)

----------------

Xi 2032 and for life.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 18, 2024 06:23 PM (oLC2r)

Heh, I was just thinking something along those lines, except for 2028.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:24 PM (ynpvh)

121 It's on the price list, do you need an updated copy?
I will have Hunter send on over to you.
Posted by: biden

Ha. Not quite what I was thinking. Don't worry bai-din, another price will be exacted at some time.

Posted by: AK at work at April 18, 2024 06:24 PM (o+IHV)

122 Yes, there should be a price for treason.

Posted by: AK



There is. The price is death.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 06:25 PM (aNhid)

123 The thing about the old days is, they's the old days.

Posted by: Slim Charles at April 18, 2024 06:25 PM (B9Prs)

124 135 It's on the price list, do you need an updated copy?
I will have Hunter send on over to you.
Posted by: biden

Ha. Not quite what I was thinking. Don't worry bai-din, another price will be exacted at some time.

Posted by: AK at work at April 18, 2024 06:24 PM (o+IHV)

Forced to sniff the fiery aholes of some demon?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:25 PM (ynpvh)

125 I find all of this so disturbing, I've got nothing but I'm going for a walk outside.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 18, 2024 06:26 PM (9sWc1)

126
In another day or two Scoog will depart his manic phase and disappear again. Meanwhile I have better things to do that involve pleasant people and not manic depressives like him.

:: Lights candle and presses 1 for offense ::

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 06:26 PM (RKVpM)

127 "The Firm" is good.

I think I'm going to start referring to the uni-party as "The Combination", which is what the members of Murder, Inc. actually called their organization.

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 06:26 PM (njExo)

128 140
In another day or two Scoog will depart his manic phase and disappear again. Meanwhile I have better things to do that involve pleasant people and not manic depressives like him.

:: Lights candle and presses 1 for offense ::

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 06:26 PM (RKVpM)

Upside and downside to an employee like that...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:27 PM (ynpvh)

129 Johnson sure likes Zelenskys Johnson for some reason

Posted by: John J Johnson at April 18, 2024 06:27 PM (VTu1l)

130 I prefer to think that he was ok until he got the job and then blackmail or bribery was used to get him to fall in line. I could easily be wrong - he could have been allowed to get the position because it was known that there was a blackmail/bribery option.

Do we have any video involving him and a fly landing on his head/face?
Posted by: AK at work at April 18, 2024 06:05 PM (o+IHV)
-----
Someone on Vince Coglianese's show today pointed out that Johnson was solid until he went into the SCIF and got briefed by the intel glowies.

He immediately did a 180 on the border and on Ukraine.

He either got completely sold, or while he was in the SCIF they showed him whatever it is they have on him.

Posted by: ballistic at April 18, 2024 06:28 PM (oqH4h)

131 Not the firm! The Firm!!!

Posted by: The Claw at April 18, 2024 06:28 PM (vtyCZ)

132 So people in the Great Depression didn't have it so bad, and government didn't burn crops and slaughter livestock ? OK. Good to know. Probably be good for those old dead folks to learn as well.

Wonder why they didn't trust banks ? A mystery, I guess. Next, we going to learn that seizure of precious metals was just another fiction ?
Posted by: How It All Works at April 18, 2024 06:20 PM (M2OJ3)

A very angry Conspiro. Great.

Yeah, I know about the stupid policies from that time. (Did you know, for instance, those ag policies were absolutely destructive for poor sharecroppers in the South, many of whom were black?) But no, there wasn’t a famine in the Great Depression. If there was, please point me to sources. Because I haven’t seen any.

And, more to the point, if there was a famine in the Great Depression, I shouldn’t even be here, given the rather major portion of my family that came from the Midwest. They weren’t city folk.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:29 PM (8sMut)

133 136. Yes, there should be a price for treason.

Posted by: AK


Instead, they get rewards.

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 06:29 PM (njExo)

134 Religion was the engine for that for a while. Now, pure politics fills the void.

Posted by: How It All Works at April 18, 2024 06:27 PM (M2OJ3)

Ahem...
::: taps your shoulder :::

Posted by: Islham the Religion of Pieces at April 18, 2024 06:29 PM (ynpvh)

135 Well shit.

>@jsolomonReports


>Allman Brothers Band guitarist Dickey Betts dies at age 80

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 06:30 PM (LkLld)

136 RICO with an accessory to murder charge

Posted by: DanMan at April 18, 2024 06:30 PM (8uzBS)

137 I'm glad one of us does!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 06:20 PM (BpYfr)


sorry Perfessorr. Did not mean to step on your nick.
That was just an old sock from a few threads ago. I tried to make a funny.
Posted by: The astonishing Gentlemen TIJM at April 18, 2024 06:23 PM (HjRfs)
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Heh. No worries. There are more squirrel nics on here than you might think...(Secret Squirrel is a genuine Moron Author, among others...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 06:30 PM (BpYfr)

138 Re: sidebar about cannibalism in New Guinea:

uh. I don't think that's a lie--I mean that it happened there (dead certain) and may very well still happen.

Its a weird weird thing but places that have cannibalism in their past, and especially kinda recent past, tend to have incidents where they revert to it. Happened in Kalimantan (Borneo) with Dayaks (even though converted to Christian) eating a couple Madurese in the early 2000's.

A buddy of mine was at an event where Christians were confessing and repending of what they did. He talked to a guy who said he *almost* fell back into it and this Indonesian reported that at one point they all felt a "call", something that they either felt/heard and that was pulling them to come to the place where the cannibalism happened. He said it was almost overwhelming.

The world is weird and spiritually dark.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2024 06:30 PM (z/ifB)

139 146 Not the firm! The Firm!!!

Posted by: The Claw at April 18, 2024 06:28 PM (vtyCZ)

Okay, how about mix that with the In-Crowd...the In-Firm...

Posted by: Islham the Religion of Pieces at April 18, 2024 06:31 PM (ynpvh)

140 Its a weird weird thing but places that have cannibalism in their past, and especially kinda recent past, tend to have incidents where they revert to it. Happened in Kalimantan (Borneo) with Dayaks (even though converted to Christian) eating a couple Madurese in the early 2000's.
___________

You left out Haiti and Liberia.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2024 06:32 PM (YqDXo)

141 I don't even know who Joe Paterno is but I'm gonna remember that.

Posted by: fd at April 18, 2024 06:32 PM (vFG9F)

142 148 136. Yes, there should be a price for treason.

Posted by: AK

Instead, they get rewards.

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 06:29 PM (njExo)

It’s well established that the Left can and will do as they damn well please without any repercussions.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:32 PM (8sMut)

143 Heh. No worries. There are more squirrel nics on here than you might think...(Secret Squirrel is a genuine Moron Author, among others...)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


That's why the HQ is nuttier than a squirrel turd.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 06:32 PM (aNhid)

144 nood


Quickies

Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2024 06:34 PM (Y6IkP)

145 Just wondering: do you think it's Obama behind all this, getting ready for his fourth term and SCOTUS packing, and all that means?

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 18, 2024 06:19 PM (DkhnY)

I think it's the same crew that were behind Obama.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 06:34 PM (lX8VI)

146 RNC Research
@RNCResearch
BIDEN: "Are you ready to choose freedom over democracy? Because that's America!" 🥴

-
I think choosing freedom over democracy is from the Declaration of Independence.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 18, 2024 06:34 PM (FVME7)

147 All those pictures of people in soup lines. I don't think the FDR regime could stage that shit. And I don't think "Grapes of Wrath" was entirely a work of fiction.

You're wedded to this though. So go with it. Can't wait to see what's next.

Let's have a vote, for those who feel like jumping in. Who think The Great Depression including some famine-like symptoms for some ? And who believes it was just a bunch of lazy won't work-abouts who deserved all the hunger they got ?
Posted by: How It All Works at April 18, 2024 06:32 PM (M2OJ3)

You are getting increasingly angry to the point of irrationality. Yes, I know about the soup kitchens and other such things that existed during the Great Depression. Ain’t it great when something called a “civil society” goes forth to help their fellow man?
This bothers you intensely, I don’t know why, but I’m sorry, there wasn’t a famine during the Great Depression. By your logic, we have hungry people in America right now as I type, therefore there is a famine. No, contrary to your name, this is NOT how it works. And for the love of all that is holy, I have done more research on aspects of FDR’s rule than you have, and he does NOT impress me.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:37 PM (8sMut)

148 Let's have a vote, for those who feel like jumping in. Who think The Great Depression including some famine-like symptoms for some ? And who believes it was just a bunch of lazy won't work-abouts who deserved all the hunger they got ?
Posted by: How It All Works

-------------
I read the Grapes of Wrath as a teen.
This bothered me.
Explain how there was a drought, and all the farms were blown away, *and* the banks bought them all up and make a lot of money running them and paying the tractor drivers a bonus to knock over the homestead buildings?

So much of that history never added up for me.

Posted by: The astonishing Gentlemen TIJM at April 18, 2024 06:37 PM (HjRfs)

149 I think if Trump somehow beats the fraud the Marxists will go ape shit crazy, the Marxists win more conservatives will see inside courts, and crime will be a daily problem

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 06:40 PM (fwDg9)

150 Marxists are afraid the Wise Lantina will get replaced if Trump wins. On other hand Thomas will get replaced by a Cultural Marxist if t he Marxists win.

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 06:46 PM (fwDg9)

151 153
...
The world is weird and spiritually dark.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2024 06:30 PM (z/ifB)

That it is. Not everything we see happening is purely of a physical manifestation. Lets just say I've seen things.

Posted by: Islham the Religion of Pieces at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (ynpvh)

152 Allman Brothers Band guitarist Dickey Betts dies at age 80
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 06:30 PM (LkLld)
~~~~~

He's been sick for a while. Stroke, then cancer. His 5th (?) wife, Donna, is my friend's sister.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (3ImbR)

153 And off muzzie sock.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (ynpvh)

154 NOOD Strikes

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (ynpvh)

Polls, Schmolls: Trump Up by 3 Nationally; Biden Continues Loosing the Yute Vote

A poll from left-tilting Emerson puts Trump up over Biden 46-43 nationally, and 51-48 with leaners included.

Trump consistently outperforms his polls. And he's almost never been shown to be ahead of his opponent in any poll from 2016 or 2020, despite winning handily in 2016 and nearly winning (it's complicated, fortification was involved) in 2020.

Now he's always ahead of Biden.

Biden keeps losing ground with absolute must-have constitutencies.

A recent Harvard IOP poll indicates a significant narrowing of President Biden's lead among young voters, with only an 8-point lead over Trump, down from 23 points in 2020, amidst controversial policies aimed at courting this demographic.


Biden's lead over Trump among 18-29-year-olds has plummeted from 23 points in spring 2020 to just 8 points in spring 2024.

In an apparent bid to regain favor, Biden proposes canceling student loan debt in contrast to his unpopular stance on banning TikTok, a platform beloved by the youth.

These moves suggest a strategy to buy youth support as the November election approaches, raising questions about the sincerity and effectiveness of such policies.

I mentioned this poll yesterday -- most Americans say that Trump isn't guilty of anything, and the Soros DA prosecution is a political hit-job.

A recent AP-NORC Center for Public Affairs Research poll reveals that the majority of Americans do not believe former President Donald Trump broke the law his hush money case. The poll also indicates a general skepticism about the fairness of the prosecutors, judge, and jurors involved in the case.

Key Details:

Only about one-third of U.S. adults believe Trump committed an illegal act in the hush money case. 35% think Trump acted illegally, 31% see his actions as unethical but not illegal, and 14% believe he did nothing wrong.

Only 31% are confident that Trump is being treated fairly by the prosecution, and about 20% trust the fairness of jurors and judges.

Trump campaign spokesperson Karoline Leavitt described the trial as "political persecution" and claimed it is part of a strategy to undermine Trump politically.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:45 PM




Comments

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1 Only who counts the votes matters.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 18, 2024 04:45 PM (zjgNU)

2 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 18, 2024 04:45 PM (QNSds)

3 With one single exception in 2020 Trump was never up in any "national" poll. There was one poll in late April that had him up by 1 point, after that he was losing to biden in every single poll.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 18, 2024 04:45 PM (QNSds)

4 Trump consistently outperforms his polls. And he's almost never been shown to be ahead of his opponent in any poll from 2016 or 2020, despite winning handily in 2016 and nearly winning (it's complicated, fortification was involved) in 2020.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:45 PM


Yes, NEARLY winning, until a "broken pipe" that wasn't broken in Atlanta forced 5 heavily democrat cities to kick out all the election observers. At which point, Biden miraculously gained a lead when no one was watching the counters.

"Nearly" winning.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 18, 2024 04:46 PM (zjgNU)

5 Biden is up in UPS Stores, though.

Posted by: JSchuler at April 18, 2024 04:47 PM (l6eKM)

6 Trump up by 3 nationally. Dominion up by 8.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 18, 2024 04:47 PM (mupln)

7 Polls are like assholes, everybody's got one.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2024 04:47 PM (cDEsv)

8 Biden Continues Loosing the Yute Vote

Loose shit, boss.

Posted by: spindrift at April 18, 2024 04:47 PM (OguvZ)

9 Damn. Somebody said this was about stripper equipment.

Guess I'll go back to the last thread and continue opining about Jewish women's breasts.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 04:47 PM (9yWhg)

10 Now he's always ahead of Biden.

This kind of margin-of-error lead just isn't enough to beat the steal. It's gonna have to be a YUGE lead to do that.

Posted by: Water Leaks Gonna Do Him In Again at April 18, 2024 04:47 PM (qIFCu)

11 If they're going to follow the normal pattern, the polls should reflect the electorate "paying more attention" after summer when suddenly, Republicans start doing better.

Of course, I'm unclear what incentive any media poll has to actually try and be accurate at all, especially 7 months out from an election.

When people talk about this poll or that poll being accurate, they don't say, "Well, Pollster X got it bang on in April." They say, "Pollster X's final poll, done right before the election, was bang on."

No one remembers the polls from April.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:48 PM (GBKbO)

12 Biden's now lost the cannibal vote, as I see in the sidebar.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 18, 2024 04:48 PM (mupln)

13 I can't understand this. Biden is such an inspiring leader.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 04:48 PM (nOjd9)

14 Biden has lost half of his voters! He and Trump are now running neck and neck!

Posted by: Lies, Damned Lies, and Polls at April 18, 2024 04:48 PM (qUkBO)

15 "Only 31% are confident that Trump is being treated fairly by the prosecution, and about 20% trust the fairness of jurors and judges."

I don't care who you are, THOSE are bad numbers for democrats...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 18, 2024 04:48 PM (nXhwP)

16 10 Now he's always ahead of Biden.

This kind of margin-of-error lead just isn't enough to beat the steal. It's gonna have to be a YUGE lead to do that.
Posted by: Water Leaks Gonna Do Him In Again at April 18, 2024 04:47 PM (qIFCu)

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Maybe the PA Secretary of State can illegally send out 250,000 unasked for ballots again, like he did in 2022.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:48 PM (GBKbO)

17 These moves suggest a strategy to buy youth support as the November election approaches, raising questions about the sincerity and effectiveness of such policies.
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LOL. What an understatement. What planet does this guy live on?

Pro-tip for the "youth:" they will never cancel student loans. They *will* defer them as much as possible to *keep* you voting for them, but don't expect a one-and-done. A one-and-done will allow you to leave the plantation. You're a crop being cultivated and held hostage through this.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:48 PM (HnUIn)

18 They'll get Trump convicted before the election, and hammer that with low-information voters to turn those polls around.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 04:49 PM (YAtuc)

19 When Trump wins, I wonder how knowing he will only have four years will effect the decisions he makes, or the risks he's willing to take.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 18, 2024 04:49 PM (bNf8H)

20 You know I grew up with a gay father and Lesbian mother from Africa. My Mother was from Eswatini so I know about the Puerto Rican Community.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:49 PM (15lwl)

21 Only about one-third of U.S. adults believe Trump committed an illegal act in the hush money case. 35% think Trump acted illegally, 31% see his actions as unethical but not illegal, and 14% believe he did nothing wrong.

Only 31% are confident that Trump is being treated fairly by the prosecution, and about 20% trust the fairness of jurors and judges.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:45 PM

Which illustrates that even with the left in total control of mainstream media, education, and tech companies, the American people can still see the truth.

That's pretty amazing and explains why our illegitimate government has been working to replace the population with the illegal aliens it summoned.


Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 18, 2024 04:49 PM (zjgNU)

22 Polls... they say whatever the poller wants them to say.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2024 04:49 PM (d9aGi)

23 Polls don't mean a lot to me, but if Trump is showing gains, the Democrats have to be worse off than the polls show.

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 04:49 PM (fwDg9)

24 Trump consistently outperforms his polls. And he's almost never been shown to be ahead of his opponent in any poll from 2016 or 2020, despite winning handily in 2016 and nearly winning (it's complicated, fortification was involved) in 2020.

Difficult. Not impossible.

Posted by: Rocco Lampone at April 18, 2024 04:50 PM (nOjd9)

25 Representative Thomas Massie has now come out and said Speaker Johnson has to go.

Rand Paul said much the same thing yesterday.

And Pelosi gave him quite a tongue bath the other day as well.

FWIW

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 18, 2024 04:50 PM (Q4IgG)

26 Only 31% are confident that Trump is being treated fairly by the prosecution, and about 20% trust the fairness of jurors and judges.
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Huh. That's a bit interesting.

That 31% are unshakable Party loyalists and there's nothing surprising there, but 2/3 of them (I am assuming there are damn few people who think that the prosecution is unfair but that the judges and juries aren't) are worried about an obviously corrupt judge and highly-jiggered jury when it comes to getting their man.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:50 PM (HnUIn)

27 21 Which illustrates that even with the left in total control of mainstream media, education, and tech companies, the American people can still see the truth.

That's pretty amazing and explains why our illegitimate government has been working to replace the population with the illegal aliens it summoned.


Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 18, 2024 04:49 PM (zjgNU)

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With 4 years of calling him Hitler and hyping up every little thing that could go wrong as well as "chaos" and then, on top of it, covid and the purposeful shutting down of the economy, they still relied on mail in ballot fraud for months...which wasn't enough. They had to shut down ballot counting in six states in the middle of the night to ballot box stuff like Tammany Hall...in the open because their panic was so obvious.

The media ain't dead. They made the panic of covid happen.

But you know what? This ain't the 50s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:51 PM (GBKbO)

28 You are all going to die from Global Warming !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: President Reverend" Henry Kane at April 18, 2024 04:51 PM (15lwl)

29
It appears as if getting your student loan erased puts you at the front line of the Ukraine draft list. "I bought your vote," said Joe to a crowd of astonished never-do-wells. "Now show those Ruskies how a Woman's Study major fights."

/ pass it along

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 04:51 PM (RKVpM)

30 This kind of margin-of-error lead just isn't enough to beat the steal. It's gonna have to be a YUGE lead to do that.
Posted by: Water Leaks Gonna Do Him In Again at April 18, 2024 04:47 PM (qIFCu)
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Yeah, Trump needs to be leading by double-digits in key swing states in order to have a chance of beating the steal.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 04:51 PM (7fElN)

31 STROLLS ARE FOR PIPPERS!!!!

...uhh.... i mean....

Nevermind.

Posted by: Shitpants at April 18, 2024 04:51 PM (GkFGh)

32 Pro-tip for the "youth:" they will never cancel student loans. They *will* defer them as much as possible to *keep* you voting for them, but don't expect a one-and-done. A one-and-done will allow you to leave the plantation. You're a crop being cultivated and held hostage through this.

I think they're stupid enough to do it.

Just like reparations.

Plentiful zeros don't scare the innumerate.

Posted by: Caesar Has Not Even Begun To Debase The Coinage at April 18, 2024 04:51 PM (qIFCu)

33 Had the commies left Trump alone he'd be close to wrapping up his second term and from 2024 onward could have been simply forgotten about and a bad memory for the left.

Nope, you get to enjoy him till 2029 now, mother fuckballs

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at April 18, 2024 04:52 PM (VTu1l)

34 I like what this poll says, but I do not trust any poll as predictive of outcome.

Posted by: tubal at April 18, 2024 04:52 PM (PCK5/)

35 Parliamentary point of order Ace. He’s not always ahead. There have been a few polls recently where Biden is winning. It’s a tie right now according to RCP.

But the conventional wisdom is a tie means Trump wins the electoral college.

Posted by: Montec at April 18, 2024 04:52 PM (Y6Wgg)

36 Okay fat, I made a mistake. It was Beau who got eaten by the cannibals.

You happy now?

Posted by: President Potatohead at April 18, 2024 04:52 PM (nOjd9)

37 ... Of course, I'm unclear what incentive any media poll has to actually try and be accurate at all, especially 7 months out from an election. ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:48 PM (GBKbO)
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There is no incentive - or likely even ability - to be accurate. Public polling is not there to measure opinion, it's there to set a narrative and try to move it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:52 PM (HnUIn)

38 30 Yeah, Trump needs to be leading by double-digits in key swing states in order to have a chance of beating the steal.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 04:51 PM (7fElN)

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Leads don't matter.

He needs lawyers who actually won't fold, who will record illegal activity, and then a friendly judiciary system.

If I told you that PA had actually voted Republican straight for 30 years, would you consider it really farfetched?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:52 PM (GBKbO)

39 amazing, ain't it? biden is not only likely to be written up as the worst president in american history (presuming any honest historians are left) and is getting more senile by the day and the polls show he might be able to pull off something other than his depends?

maybe the dems just want trump to win so they can blame him when the country collapses in a year or two. either gov't spending keeps running out of control or they try to rein things in a little and we crash into a depression. after which the dems take control like the 1930a and we become a one party autocracy with the repubs as the permanent minority party, just so people with think we're still some sort of republic.

and kabobs your uncle

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 18, 2024 04:53 PM (B1FKF)

40 about 20% trust the fairness of jurors and judges.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

80% think those jurors and judges are lying and the other 20% know the J&J are lying.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2024 04:53 PM (d9aGi)

41 Pro-tip for the "youth:" they will never cancel student loans.


Not really. Millions of loans have been outright cancelled by Biden’s even after scotus told him he can’t do it.

Posted by: Montec at April 18, 2024 04:53 PM (Y6Wgg)

42 I hate pollsits the mostest

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 04:53 PM (MNhXM)

43 I think they're stupid enough to do it.

Just like reparations.

Plentiful zeros don't scare the innumerate.
Posted by: Caesar Has Not Even Begun To Debase The Coinage at April 18, 2024 04:51 PM (qIFCu)
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Oh, it will certainly work and virtually none of the Party's slaves will realize it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:53 PM (HnUIn)

44 losing, not loosing

Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 04:53 PM (oCjPU)

45 37 There is no incentive - or likely even ability - to be accurate. Public polling is not there to measure opinion, it's there to set a narrative and try to move it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:52 PM (HnUIn)

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It is curious that they're not just settling on the "Biden is inevitable" narrative.

Still, it's probably easier for Democrats to hoover up campaign donations with Biden as an underdog.

I'm not doing Kremlinology, just saying that...there's no reason to trust public polling on anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:54 PM (GBKbO)

46 22 Polls... they say whatever the poller wants them to say.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2024 04:49 PM (d9aGi)

My poll says Sydney Sweeney can act.

Posted by: Most Reliable Polling Outfit at April 18, 2024 04:54 PM (qIFCu)

47 And Pelosi gave him quite a tongue bath the other day as well.

FWIW
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 18, 2024 04:50 PM (Q4IgG)



Oooh, the Tonguebath of Death. See ya, Johnson.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 04:54 PM (nOjd9)

48 Plentiful zeros don't scare the innumerate.

Posted by: Caesar Has Not Even Begun To Debase The Coinage

Please, no more of the "math is accurate" arguments from a couple of threads ago.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 04:54 PM (9yWhg)

49 losing, not loosing

************

Ive heard it both ways

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at April 18, 2024 04:54 PM (VTu1l)

50 also remember that the polls on election day 2016... i think it was real clear politics that added them up and gave trump a three percent chance of winning

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 18, 2024 04:54 PM (B1FKF)

51 Not really. Millions of loans have been outright cancelled by Biden’s even after scotus told him he can’t do it.
Posted by: Montec at April 18, 2024 04:53 PM (Y6Wgg)
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Limited, and for specific sub-groups (making it even more outrageous).

General cancellation of loans is not going to happen. It's too valuable to keep deferring it as a condition of staying on the reservation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:55 PM (HnUIn)

52 46 22 Polls... they say whatever the poller wants them to say.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2024 04:49 PM (d9aGi)

My poll says Sydney Sweeney can act.
Posted by: Most Reliable Polling Outfit at April 18, 2024 04:54 PM (qIFCu)

========

Apparently she made a little movie about Reality Winner, that NSA leaker, where she's really good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:55 PM (GBKbO)

53 If I told you that PA had actually voted Republican straight for 30 years, would you consider it really farfetched?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:52 PM (GBKbO)
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Take out Philadelphia and to a lesser extent Pittsburgh, and that is the story of many states.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 04:55 PM (7fElN)

54 Speaker Johnson: I do remember that she was laughing...we'd done it before -- and I know that I couldn't've hurt -- that girl

Nancy Pelosi: This girl has no family -- nobody knows that she worked here. It'll be as if she never existed. All that's left is our friendship.

Posted by: Indeed I Can Proudly Say Some of My Very Best Friends Are Democrat-Communists at April 18, 2024 04:55 PM (qUkBO)

55 If Potatohead promises to cancel my mortgage debt he's got my vote.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 04:56 PM (nOjd9)

56 50 also remember that the polls on election day 2016... i think it was real clear politics that added them up and gave trump a three percent chance of winning
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 18, 2024 04:54 PM (B1FKF)

Nate a silver gave him a 30% chance. He was laughed at. But he was one of the few poll people who gave Trump an actual chance.

Posted by: Montec at April 18, 2024 04:56 PM (Y6Wgg)

57
Polls... they say whatever the poller wants them to say.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2024 04:49 PM


It's complicated but if you know the percentages of (R)'s (D)'s and (I)'s you actually can find the truth in them if you drill down. If you know one key states inclination you can take a pretty damn educated guess as to other states. Trump won FL and OH in 2020? He won the EC.

I miss Dave in Fl. I think the 2022 results bummed him out.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 04:56 PM (RKVpM)

58 53 If I told you that PA had actually voted Republican straight for 30 years, would you consider it really farfetched?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:52 PM (GBKbO)
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Take out Philadelphia and to a lesser extent Pittsburgh, and that is the story of many states.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 04:55 PM (7fElN)

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No, I'm asserting that an accurate count of actual votes in PA over the past thirty years would more than likely have led to Republican victories.

That Philly's election system is so fake that to reflect only actual votes counted, it would tilt the entire state red.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:57 PM (GBKbO)

59 Dave in Fla… wonder where he got off to?

Posted by: tubal at April 18, 2024 04:57 PM (PCK5/)

60 Please, no more of the "math is accurate" arguments from a couple of threads ago.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 04:54 PM (9yWhg)

Hey now, don't confuse me with Scoggy. I'm an asshole, not a pedant.

Posted by: Jerks Unlimited at April 18, 2024 04:57 PM (qIFCu)

61 i'll believe biden when someone shows me that the descendants of those cannibals like to sniff little girls' hair

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 18, 2024 04:57 PM (B1FKF)

62 Trump also never had a lead in any of the battleground states in 2020.

I think the closest he got was down. 2 in AZ.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 18, 2024 04:57 PM (yikga)

63 complicated but if you know the percentages of (R)'s (D)'s and (I)'s you actually can find the truth in them if you drill down

-

But that’s the thing you can’t know. People may identify as D or R one day and then next they change their mind. There’s a lot of mushy middle that swings back and forth all the time in between elections. At best every poll is a guess.

Posted by: Montec at April 18, 2024 04:58 PM (Y6Wgg)

64 HAH-HAH~~!

@Ruth_Mensch 1h
Columbia has DUMPED student belongings in a FUCKING. ALLEYWAY.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 04:58 PM (IG4Id)

65 No, I'm asserting that an accurate count of actual votes in PA over the past thirty years would more than likely have led to Republican victories.

That Philly's election system is so fake that to reflect only actual votes counted, it would tilt the entire state red.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:57 PM (GBKbO)
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Oh, I agree that an *accurate* count (removing the fraudulent votes) would reflect a blood red PA, but the blue cities skew the votes so much that it's impossible to get an accurate tabulation.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 04:59 PM (7fElN)

66 Stop giving me hope Ace.
Maybe the Ds have finally figured out that there aren't enough votes in the pro Palestine, lgbtq, illegal immigrant segments of the population to win.
On my way home, heard a caller on WMAL going on and on about how Trump is a gangsta and that's what's needed in the White House. If you've lost this demographic you've lost.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 18, 2024 04:59 PM (t/2Uw)

67 57 It's complicated but if you know the percentages of (R)'s (D)'s and (I)'s you actually can find the truth in them if you drill down. If you know one key states inclination you can take a pretty damn educated guess as to other states. Trump won FL and OH in 2020? He won the EC.

I miss Dave in Fl. I think the 2022 results bummed him out.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 04:56 PM (RKVpM)

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Manipulating numbers like that blows up margin of error.

I mean...pollsters are effectively taking results and then modeling them, making them worthless because their sample sizes are too small, especially on subgroups, so I have no idea why they should be trusted at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:59 PM (GBKbO)

68 Overall, we are a feckless country in chaos… which is being polled… I think I see the problem..

Posted by: tubal at April 18, 2024 04:59 PM (PCK5/)

69 This kind of margin-of-error lead just isn't enough to beat the steal.

Perhaps not. But it is enough to make bank on popcorn futures.

Make ’em work for it.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 18, 2024 04:59 PM (EXyHK)

70 Dave in Fla… wonder where he got off to?
Posted by: tubal at April 18, 2024 04:57 PM

Lurking in the jungles with Cannibal Bob. Looking for a Biden.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2024 05:00 PM (Ag7IE)

71 Yesterday this picture was posted in one of the threads. Does anyone have her phone number? Asking for a friend.


https://tinyurl.com/337x58h2

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 18, 2024 05:00 PM (CecP5)

72 My poll says Sydney Sweeney can act.
Posted by: Most Reliable Polling Outfit

OK, I gotta opine on Sydney Sweeney. Everyone who's praising her makes it sound like she's another Jayne Mansfield. She just isn't. Yeah, her online images are cute enough, and she does seem to have a well-developed set of funbags. But that Polish chick that Aetius posted a couple of threads back has her totally licked in the boobage department.

I mean, I've never actually seen her move around on screen, so I could quite possibly be missing something. But, in my opinion, Winona Ryder, when she started out, was as good as, or better, than Sydney. Same with a lot of other breasted actresses.

I don't get the swooning over Sydney. Rant off.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 05:00 PM (9yWhg)

73 @Ruth_Mensch 1h
Columbia has DUMPED student belongings in a FUCKING. ALLEYWAY.


She also claims more than 100 students have been arrested at Columbia.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 05:00 PM (YAtuc)

74 Alternate Headline: Half the Country Continues Identifying as Death Cultists. Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 18, 2024 05:01 PM (nUp80)

75 No, I'm asserting that an accurate count of actual votes in PA over the past thirty years would more than likely have led to Republican victories.

That Philly's election system is so fake that to reflect only actual votes counted, it would tilt the entire state red.


Either Philly is polluting the results enough to steal the state or

Those drug zombies you see on the streets yelling at people that aren't there and getting high are dedicated Dem voters that turn out every election cycle, only EVER vote for a D candidate, and only for whoever is the topline candidate (eg President).

Occam's razors cuts this one pretty cleanly

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 05:01 PM (ibTVg)

76 I think the cheats in '20 really upset Dave in Fl as you can't do polls and statistics if there are multiple States cheating.
AZ is already setting the cheat and as the Gov is all for it there isn't much anyone can do to the Sec of State who replaced her.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2024 05:01 PM (d9aGi)

77 Peripherally related…. I find it galling (to say the least) that we now have election season and not Election Day. Everyone talks about November 5 but the cheaters (I mean…. Harvesters) will start gathering ballots in September in some states. It’s insane…. These polling snapshots are usually taken over a 3-7 day period so even the timeframe of the polls doesn’t match a 2-month election season…. Sigh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 18, 2024 05:02 PM (xT8gx)

78 I read that Pittsburg police basically shutdown overnight. That's a level of fucked up I can't even imagine.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 18, 2024 05:02 PM (wBaIH)

79 We're right here you know.

Posted by: Mail In Ballot Fraud at April 18, 2024 05:02 PM (hfDAg)

80 My stupid local fishwrap headlined the AP article on the poll

"One third of poll respondents think trump is guilty of crime"

Alternatively they could have said

Two thirds of poll respondents believe trump is innocent.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2024 05:02 PM (PI/SC)

81 Having conducted a poll of me, the one election night result I can guarandamntee is that I am going to be drunker than a skunk pretty early on.

Posted by: Coping through Alcohol at April 18, 2024 05:02 PM (qIFCu)

82 Yesterday this picture was posted in one of the threads. Does anyone have her phone number? Asking for a friend.


https://tinyurl.com/337x58h2
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe


Only if you leave me 50,000 dollars in small, unmarked bills, at a location to be determined later.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 05:02 PM (9yWhg)

83 Wynona Ryder… makes me hearken back to an autist who commented here..

Posted by: tubal at April 18, 2024 05:02 PM (PCK5/)

84 I don't get the swooning over Sydney. Rant off.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 05:00 PM (9yWhg)

She's attractive, yes, but she also seems fun.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 05:02 PM (KbCG3)

85 and kabobs your uncle

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 18, 2024 04:53 PM


I thought he got ate by cannibals......Bob you want to weigh in on this?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 18, 2024 05:02 PM (QNSds)

86 April 16, 2020, Biden was up .9 in WI.
He widened the lead from there on.

Trump is up 1 in WI in the last poll.

For those who were asking about the worth of April polls.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 18, 2024 05:02 PM (yikga)

87 73 @Ruth_Mensch 1h
Columbia has DUMPED student belongings in a FUCKING. ALLEYWAY.

She also claims more than 100 students have been arrested at Columbia.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 05:00 PM (YAtuc)

They're just mad they didn't dump Jewish students in a fucking alleyway.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 05:03 PM (KbCG3)

88 Trump also never had a lead in any of the battleground states in 2020.

I think the closest he got was down. 2 in AZ.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 18, 2024 04:57 PM (yikga)

He led in several polls in Florida, in the final couple of weeks. There were definitely signs that momentum was building towards him. And in PA Hillary was leading consistently but in final week the leads were shrinking, down to 1-3 points.

Posted by: Montec at April 18, 2024 05:03 PM (Y6Wgg)

89 Not really. Millions of loans have been outright cancelled by Biden’s even after scotus told him he can’t do it.

Posted by: Montec at April 18, 2024 04:53 PM (Y6Wgg)
==
Hasn't his latest gambit also been challenged?

Posted by: Black JEM at April 18, 2024 05:03 PM (GZYu7)

90 @Ruth_Mensch 1h
Columbia has DUMPED student belongings in a FUCKING. ALLEYWAY.

She also claims more than 100 students have been arrested at Columbia.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 05:00 PM (YAtuc)


Looks like The Word has gone out. These tantrum-throwing Jooo-haters are cratering the Dems' polling with the mushy middle.

The time has come for Dean Wormer to put his foot down.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 05:03 PM (nOjd9)

91 87 73 @Ruth_Mensch 1h
Columbia has DUMPED student belongings in a FUCKING. ALLEYWAY.

She also claims more than 100 students have been arrested at Columbia.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 05:00 PM (YAtuc)

They're just mad they didn't dump Jewish students in a fucking alleyway.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 05:03 PM (KbCG3)

Also, I've been told it's just stuff. Stuff can be destroyed if one party feels upset enough.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 05:04 PM (KbCG3)

92 It is totally believable that a major US city consistently turns out 100% of its registered voters who vote 99% democrat. It literally destroys democracy to question the validity of this!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2024 05:04 PM (PI/SC)

93
Wynona Ryder… makes me hearken back to an autist who commented here..

Posted by: tubal at April 18, 2024 05:02 PM


BSG = Banana Splits Guy. We've had worse. Even today.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 05:04 PM (RKVpM)

94 Wouldn't have been able to pick Sydney out in a crime line up
But she is a cutie, no idea about acting

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 05:04 PM (fwDg9)

95 The time has come for Dean Wormer to put his foot down.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 05:03 PM (nOjd9)
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Double-secret probation time?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 05:04 PM (7fElN)

96 poll this morning: 25 percent of black people are saying they will vote for trump

states like pencilvania with big inner cities, 3 am: well, all the votes are now counted and not surprisingly 98 percent of blacks not only voted for biden but folks in the black communities had almost 100 percent turnout, showing they know which side their waffle is syrupy.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 18, 2024 05:04 PM (B1FKF)

97 I don't hate Iranians.

I just think that all Iranians should be booted out of Iran, and that any Iranians who refuse to leave should be executed.

But don't you DARE call me an Iranian hater!

Posted by: Hamasoids In A Different Galaxy! at April 18, 2024 05:05 PM (YAtuc)

98 Though above freezing, it is NOT warm out thar.

Posted by: JT at April 18, 2024 05:05 PM (T4tVD)

99 91 87 73 @Ruth_Mensch 1h
Columbia has DUMPED student belongings in a FUCKING. ALLEYWAY.

She also claims more than 100 students have been arrested at Columbia.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 05:00 PM (YAtuc)

They're just mad they didn't dump Jewish students in a fucking alleyway.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 05:03 PM (KbCG3)

Also, I've been told it's just stuff. Stuff can be destroyed if one party feels upset enough.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 05:04 PM (KbCG3)

Right? Surely just a mundane insurance matter.

Posted by: Coping through Alcohol at April 18, 2024 05:05 PM (qIFCu)

100 How effective is the RNC going to be challenging bullshit on election night? They're supposedly hiring people in swing states.

Posted by: TC at April 18, 2024 05:05 PM (cHOHf)

101 Also, I've been told it's just stuff. Stuff can be destroyed if one party feels upset enough.


Plus, INSURANCE

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 05:05 PM (nOjd9)

102 The judge in the Trump trial is bound and determined to start opening statements on Monday.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 05:05 PM (NpAcC)

103 His election team should be setting up locations for staged campaign stops each evening in NYC, and cover every single type of demographic. Like the bodega visit.

He can have nasty demonstrators on the fringe, but his team needs to salt the near people with fans. His remarks should be short and pithy, a quickie about his enemy Biden, but the other few, all upbeat.

Working class settings for sure, but somehow get tapings done in some upscale restaurants, college campuses, sports venues, food truck courts, the Oak Room bar at the Plaza, everywhere.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 18, 2024 05:05 PM (KiBMU)

104 93
Wynona Ryder… makes me hearken back to an autist who commented here..

Posted by: tubal at April 18, 2024 05:02 PM

BSG = Banana Splits Guy. We've had worse. Even today.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 05:04 PM (RKVpM)


That’s him, and- yes.

Posted by: tubal at April 18, 2024 05:06 PM (PCK5/)

105 Joe Biden will cross the 100 million vote threshold this election. And we will be forced to accept it as true.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2024 05:06 PM (PI/SC)

106 I saw Swooning over Sydney open for the Little River Band at Stampede Corral in '83.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 18, 2024 05:06 PM (nUp80)

107 Colleges cracking down on leftwing stupidity?

Was there an NPC update that went out saying that these protests are actually hurting the leftwing cause this year?

Because this is certainly a new turn of events compared to the last few election years.

Trump's foreign policy and law-and-order messaging is CLEARLY working to the point that The Blob is getting scared.

Posted by: ballistic at April 18, 2024 05:06 PM (oqH4h)

108 Why would anyone want to undermine Trump politically?

Posted by: Guy with a LOT of socks at April 18, 2024 05:07 PM (vFG9F)

109 This is all good - and I think Georgia will go back Red this term as the Georgia legislature is slowly starting to keep Kemp's administration in check.

But Michigan and Pennsylvania? Lake has capitulated on abortion and will get beat by 10 points this time in Arizona. Can the Hispanics flip Nevada?

NOVA hates everything Trump and they vote. Has Wisconsin done enough to clean up the vote there?

I see no path to victory still.

Posted by: Black JEM at April 18, 2024 05:07 PM (GZYu7)

110 Mail in ballots without signature verification in states where the voter roles are not kept up, which is key to the fraud, still exist. Especially in states like Michigan where the electoral vote is all that matters. There have been a few key rulings in several states with respect to the signature, but the fact is that mail in ballots are not confidential and Democrat activists have largely been running around and filling them out, or turning them out fraudulently in large enough numbers to make a difference.

Overall I think on this environment if Trump loses, and it happens like last time where they just keep printing and counting for days until Democrats win, it's going to be the final straw for a lot of people.

Posted by: Mail In Ballot Fraud at April 18, 2024 05:07 PM (hfDAg)

111 How effective is the RNC going to be challenging bullshit on election night? They're supposedly hiring people in swing states.

If they're doing their jobs, they'll be challenging bs long before election night. It's too late at that point.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 05:07 PM (CsUN+)

112 Joe Biden will cross the 100 million vote threshold this election. And we will be forced to accept it as true.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2024 05:06 PM (PI/SC)

----------------

With turnout of over 125% of registered voters.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 18, 2024 05:07 PM (nUp80)

113 In a world where the talentless block of wood named Zendaya keeps getting roles, I really don't GAF if Sweeney can act. Just put her in movies that need an attractive woman with multiple facial expressions.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at April 18, 2024 05:08 PM (UfRqq)

114
The time has come for Dean Wormer to put his foot down.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 05:03 PM (nOjd9)
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He IS the foot.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 18, 2024 05:08 PM (Be/+i)

115 I think the public service loan forgiveness thing he "did" just now has been an issue in the works to fix for over a year. Bush designed the system to fail so a future heroic president could swoop in and "fix" it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2024 05:08 PM (PI/SC)

116 Sydney Sweeet is the hot fun chick that doesn’t take herself too seriously. She always genuinely seems to be a happy person. That’s what makes her ultra hawt, in addition to the boobages of course.

Posted by: Montec at April 18, 2024 05:08 PM (Y6Wgg)

117 The judge in the Trump trial is bound and determined to start opening statements on Monday.

He has his orders from the White House.

He has got to get a conviction well before Election Day.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 05:08 PM (YAtuc)

118 Beau got eaten by cannibals in Iraq
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2024 05:08 PM (FQmDC)

119 I know he had his detractors, but I liked Dick-Shaped Fruit Aficionado. What did him in was that he was too good at trolling (principally by responding with open-ended questions while refusing to ever stake out an actual position). Drove people nuts.

Posted by: Yes, We Have No Bananas at April 18, 2024 05:09 PM (qIFCu)

120 He's at 48-49% in a lot of the battleground polls, 35% job approval for Biden from Daily Kos.
The only battleground where Biden is up by .01 is PA.and that's the only one where he he even gets 46%.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 18, 2024 05:09 PM (t/2Uw)

121 re 91: yaaay, thank you! i asked weeks ago about a crazy woman commentator with a jewish name who wasn't jewish? no one knew whom i was talking about?

louise mensch!

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 18, 2024 05:09 PM (B1FKF)

122 Columbia is losing millions from their endowment because Jewish and like minded donors have told them to stuff it. It's all about the Benjamin's.

Posted by: Mail In Ballot Fraud at April 18, 2024 05:09 PM (hfDAg)

123 Biden has lost half of his voters! He and Trump are now running neck and neck!

Posted by: Lies, Damned Lies, and Polls

Half the country ~350 million peeps lurve them some commie cocksucker demonrats. That'll be 175 million dumbasses.

If Bribem lost half of that, it still leaves with 87.5 million dumbasses. Well more tha5 his fortified 81 million in 2020.

I remain unimpressed with polls, poles, or politicians.*


* I may have misspelled where there.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 18, 2024 05:09 PM (XpCU/)

124 Zendaya? I really don’t get it. She’s cute I guess. But I don’t get the fawning over her.

Posted by: Montec at April 18, 2024 05:09 PM (Y6Wgg)

125 Sydney Sweeney has a video of her working on a 66 Mustang. Ford Canada video apparently

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2024 05:09 PM (FQmDC)

126 Reminder:
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 6-52 -
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live


Liftoff is targeted for 6:40 p.m. EDT, 22:40 UTC; 00:40 CEST April 19(01:40 UTC, 03:40 CEST April 13.

https://www.youtube.com/live/nUWehrNNBHM

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #12 at April 18, 2024 05:10 PM (qfLjt)

127 W H O R E.

Stoopid autocucomber.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 18, 2024 05:10 PM (XpCU/)

128 Here' another interesting development. RCP now saying Rs have 49 Senate seats in the bag with 8 tossups! Dms only 43.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 18, 2024 05:10 PM (t/2Uw)

129 Zendaya? I really don’t get it. She’s cute I guess. But I don’t get the fawning over her.
Posted by: Montec at April 18, 2024 05:09 PM (Y6Wgg)

She’s anorexic.

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 05:10 PM (MNhXM)

130 Maybe ...democrat not need voters, just ballots and machines.

Posted by: MR. KIM at April 18, 2024 05:10 PM (paWUw)

131 louise mensch!

As A Jew, I think that every Jew in Israel should be executed.

Posted by: Louise! at April 18, 2024 05:11 PM (YAtuc)

132 remember when ace would say 'big deal, Trump is only 3 points ahead of the most hated president in history'
looks like ace finally figured it out.

Posted by: anon at April 18, 2024 05:11 PM (RqMDa)

133 I know he had his detractors, but I liked Dick-Shaped Fruit Aficionado. What did him in was that he was too good at trolling (principally by responding with open-ended questions while refusing to ever stake out an actual position). Drove people nuts.

People always have the option of not answering him. Some people seem to think that the goal of this site is to reduce the other guy to a whimpering gelatinous mass who admits he was foolish to ever question anything. Occasionally, it's nice to actually discuss an issue.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 05:11 PM (CsUN+)

134 April 16, 2020

PA Biden is up 1.6
MI, Biden up 3.8
GA, Trump up 2.4
AZ, Biden up 2.1
WI, Biden up .9

All those states saw Bidens increase his share from April and win.


Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 18, 2024 05:11 PM (yikga)

135 The new RNC leadership has doubled down on their legal presence in states where they know fraud is an issue. I was a bit surprised to see how far they've gone, to the point they're getting sued by states and winning on issues like review of ballot counting, ballot delivery, etc.

Posted by: Mail In Ballot Fraud at April 18, 2024 05:11 PM (hfDAg)

136 Only who counts the votes matters.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 18, 2024 04:45 PM (zjgNU)

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Those who manufacture the ballots >
Those who program & hack the "voting" machines >
Those who count the "votes"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 18, 2024 05:12 PM (nUp80)

137 Zendaya has two expressions: confusion and mild disgust.

Even a guitarist needs 3 chords.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at April 18, 2024 05:12 PM (UfRqq)

138 Its important to never forget ... ever ... that even after watching Americans held hostage live on TV for over a year, after waiting to buy gas on even/odd days in some parts of the country, after paying more than today's credit card rates on a home loan, and even after the three major news networks talking about a literal "misery index" every night ...

... over 40% of the American Public, in 1980, voted enthusiastically for four more years of Jimmy Carter. What is my point ? The American Public is out of their minds. And always have been. Including that segment of the American Public that now wants to scold the rest of us. They might be the nuttiest of all. And demonstrably so. Their actions tell us so.

Posted by: How It All Works at April 18, 2024 05:12 PM (M2OJ3)

139 Polls are nice, but Biden has a lock on the cannibal vote.

Posted by: Rump Roast at April 18, 2024 05:12 PM (V5BDR)

140 The new RNC leadership has doubled down on their legal presence in states where they know fraud is an issue. I was a bit surprised to see how far they've gone, to the point they're getting sued by states and winning on issues like review of ballot counting, ballot delivery, etc.

This is how we win.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 05:13 PM (CsUN+)

141
Hey! It's me!

Yep, it's really me!!! President Joe here at the Ape of Shades!!!

I'm here to meet all you good folk. Morlocks, right? and Pets. Yeah....yeah...this is...great.

...just....Anyway...

Pssst! Hey, where are the kids! You said there were gonna be little girls here, you assholes.

Let's get outta here. Take me to that McDonald's down the road. Plenty of kids there.

And ice cream!

*sharts*

*shits pants*

*walks bowlegged out the door*

Posted by: President Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 05:13 PM (eDfFs)

142 I just think back to former commenters once in a while.. chemjeff, BSG, Brian in New Orleans, amish dude, willow, Jane D’oh… lots of history here when I think about it…

Posted by: tubal at April 18, 2024 05:14 PM (PCK5/)

143 The American Public is out of their minds. And always have been. Including that segment of the American Public that now wants to scold the rest of us

I hereby revise and extend my prior comments on the tragic error of Universal Suffrage.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 05:14 PM (nOjd9)

144 Even a guitarist needs 3 chords.
Posted by: leoncaruthers


How about a voice that doesn't sound like it's the result of chewing bubble gum in a sewer?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 05:14 PM (IG4Id)

145 Caroline Leavitt is smart (and good-looking). Just 3 years ago she was playing softball in college.

Posted by: Can Pick'em at April 18, 2024 05:15 PM (V5BDR)

146 Pa has seeming allowing open street ballot boxes now and will undoubtedly do so in November.
And 2020 no one verified names , addresses or any security of the ballot.

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 05:15 PM (fwDg9)

147 Yesterday this picture was posted in one of the threads. Does anyone have her phone number? Asking for a friend.


https://tinyurl.com/337x58h2


Good news, she sent me a DM on Twitter... So I'll pass her number on for any guy here who is interested.

Her number is: 1-800-EAT-SHIT


Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 18, 2024 05:15 PM (CecP5)

148 How about a voice that doesn't sound like it's the result of chewing bubble gum in a sewer?

I wasn't going to go there, but yeah. Her ascent to fame makes even less sense than Kristen Stewart.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at April 18, 2024 05:15 PM (UfRqq)

149 Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 05:11 PM (CsUN+

I always had one retort to him on auto post.

It wasn’t within 10 miles of where I live so I don’t care what you think,

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 05:16 PM (MNhXM)

150 Zendaya? I really don’t get it. She’s cute I guess. But I don’t get the fawning over her.
Posted by: Montec at April 18, 2024 05:09 PM (Y6Wgg)

She’s anorexic.
Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 05:10 PM (MNhXM)


Probably a Hollywood depot of some big shot.

Or, fucks like a weasel on bath salts. Either or.

Her acting is meh. And she's not even girl next door pretty.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 18, 2024 05:16 PM (eDfFs)

151 I like how everyone points at viral videos of trump at the bodega as proof he'll win this time.
Do you not remember the packed arenas in 2020 while Biden didn't campaign at all? Almost like they already knew the outcome. How did that turn out?

They have an "insurance plan" and it doesn't involve real people voting for them legally.

Posted by: Chuck Hemangioma at April 18, 2024 05:16 PM (X3M8m)

152 Any time someone mentions “Zendaya,” my mind goes to that chick racehorse “Zenyatta,” who had the funny walk.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 05:17 PM (9yWhg)

153 crap, still too much to do, i need a beverage, if you get my drift

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 18, 2024 05:17 PM (B1FKF)

154 Yesterday this picture was posted in one of the threads. Does anyone have her phone number? Asking for a friend.

https://tinyurl.com/337x58h2


Denise Milani :-)

Posted by: TC at April 18, 2024 05:17 PM (cHOHf)

155 depot = nepot

Thx, AC

Posted by: naturalfake at April 18, 2024 05:17 PM (eDfFs)

156 Diaperene futures up 15%!
So don't say Joe hasn't been good for business.

Posted by: Groom of the Stool at April 18, 2024 05:18 PM (V5BDR)

157 Best argument against Democracy is a 5 minute conversation with the average voter. - WC

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 05:18 PM (MNhXM)

158 I know people that don't think there's anything wrong with the country and Joe is doing a great job.

Posted by: torabora at April 18, 2024 05:19 PM (QoHJ8)

159 I like how everyone points at viral videos of trump at the bodega as proof he'll win this time.

I didn't read anyone saying that Trump would automatically win because of the bodega visit , only that it was a very good idea, and it shows that all Latinos and Blacks in the city don't hate him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2024 05:19 PM (XkYcA)

160 "Loosing" is loose shit. Tighten up.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2024 05:19 PM (4I/2K)

161 I hereby revise and extend my prior comments on the tragic error of Universal Suffrage.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 05:14 PM (nOjd9)


You know who turned out to be an insufferable pervert ? Heinlein. Just read his books, and either believe what he said or believe his comments in books like Mark of the Beast weren't by him.

Yet - he hit on several nuggets in Starship Troopers. Here's one - no vote without some kind of skin in the game. And without that act of service ? How about the biggest mob in our all lives ... the Government ... keep their hands off our personal income.

I'm all for "the vote" being surrendered by anyone, at anytime, in return for no taxation without representation.

Posted by: How It All Works at April 18, 2024 05:19 PM (M2OJ3)

162 154 Denise Milani’s funbags were much bigger, once they were enhanced.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 05:19 PM (9yWhg)

163 Take out Philadelphia and to a lesser extent Pittsburgh, and that is the story of many states.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 04:55 PM (7fElN)
_______________

Take out SF and LA (please!) and California is blood red. Even though SD is now on the turn, in no small measure because of refugees from SF and LA.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2024 05:19 PM (JGgz0)

164 "Just 3 years ago she was playing softball in college."


Now we're talkin'!

Posted by: H. Rodham Clinton at April 18, 2024 05:20 PM (AQBM5)

165 I was watching the Senatorial testimony and interrogation of Mayorkas today, and it was brutal. It's no longer "my good friend" or "were you possibly mistaken", it's "you lied", and "you're a disgrace".

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 05:20 PM (CsUN+)

166 For a long time the Dem coalition has made no sense. Jews and Jihadis? AWFLs and Yutes? Environmentalists and Union guys? Illegals and Legal immigrants?

And on and on. Is it finally starting to fall apart...?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 05:20 PM (ibTVg)

167 Even a guitarist needs 3 chords.
Posted by: leoncaruthers


I - IV - V. Knowing the ii turns out to be a cheat code. But you ain't wrong.

Posted by: How It All Works at April 18, 2024 05:21 PM (M2OJ3)

168 Dammit! You people are $##@&*%%!! idiots! F'in LOSERS!

OK, dumbasses, get the CAIR clowns back here at the White House TOMORROW, dammit, and ask them what bribes it will take to get the vote of every Muzzie in the country and ensure the Hamas-lovers DO NOT disrupt my triumph at the DNC in Chicago!!!

Look, if it takes three virgin sheep for every male Muzzie, a blade-cutter missile up Bibi's ass, and changing the colors of US flag to red, white, black and green, all that is doable! But at least try to bargain them down to only two sheep per male, OK?

But I will not agree to wear a head-rag like Arafat's or referring to myself as Joe bin-Biden!

Posted by: Joe B. from Scranton at April 18, 2024 05:22 PM (5fDan)

169 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 05:17 PM (9yWhg)

I went to a very good movie that unfortunately had the
coming attractions of tennis film with Zendaya where she's apparently having sex with two different men and there may be scenes where they all have sex together. My response was to say probably too loudly, "Well, I'm not going to see that movie."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2024 05:22 PM (XkYcA)

170

Trump Cannibals ate my voters!

Posted by: Joey Bidet, Crack SBD Pilot at April 18, 2024 05:22 PM (Llt2R)

171 Trump Cannibals ate my voters!
Posted by: Joey Bidet, Crack SBD Pilot at April 18, 2024 05:22 PM (Llt2R)

Burp.

Posted by: Shitpants at April 18, 2024 05:23 PM (GkFGh)

172 Gah, stupid sock

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 05:23 PM (GkFGh)

173 169 What was the title of the good movie?

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 05:23 PM (MvF+J)

174 As far back as I can remember the Marxists are the same toxic shite quarter to third of the country in every stupidfuck poll result.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 05:24 PM (lX8VI)

175 #31....
JOE IS THAT YOU!

Posted by: concealedkerry at April 18, 2024 05:24 PM (qpc1n)

176 Is it finally starting to fall apart...?

If you've ever seen The Big Short, which I recommend, it's an exact parallel. The guys who shorted real estate, knowing that it was a bubble, couldn't figure out why the stock prices weren't nosediving with the huge rise in mortgages in default. They eventually figured out that the game was rigged. Ratings services like Standard and Poor's, and Moody's were giving knowingly fraudulent ratings in order to keep the business. This went on for a long time, until it just imploded. Slowly, than all at once.

I hope that's the stage where the Dems are now.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 05:25 PM (CsUN+)

177 As far back as I can remember the Marxists are the same toxic shite quarter to third of the country in every stupidfuck poll result.

I obviously wasn't there, but I believe the quote that 1/3 of the country sided with the crown, 1/3 against, and 1/3 simply did not care. It's always been like this.

Now, lets make it more interesting. I don't think the NorthEast ... location of most of that original 1/3, has changed much either. Show me one leader - any will do - that's every came from the NorthEast that was a champion of individual freedom.

Posted by: How It All Works at April 18, 2024 05:26 PM (M2OJ3)

178 Do you not remember the packed arenas in 2020 while Biden didn't campaign at all? Almost like they already knew the outcome. How did that turn out?
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I don't.
Because, if you recall, all the blue cities with those arenas were locked down.
They basically banned Trump from his greatest strength.

The open-air rallies at airports didn't have the same punch.

I keep saying, you realize how insane 2020 was with the lockdowns?
How insane "2 weeks to flatten the curve" became months and months?"
You realize that the lockdowns--to enforce social distancing-- was the linchpin for not just keeping Trump from campaigning but also all the the fraud? The mail ballots, the drop boxes, the extended voting, all of it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 18, 2024 05:26 PM (yikga)

179 176 Best movie of the century so far, IMHO.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 05:26 PM (MvF+J)

180 I (heart) good polling news for Trump as much (prolly MORE) as anyone.

That said, I think the Emerson poll Ace cites is a bit of an outlier. It's much better for Team Orange (Trump +3) than ten or so other recent polls.

Biden has definitely improved his polling numbers in the last couple of weeks. Look at the RCP averages.

Also, the fact that Emerson College is left-leaning doesn't mean that the polls they commission are also. Reuters has reported some of Trump's best polling, & it hardly needs to be said that Reuters despises Trump.

I think Trump's recent campaign appearances have been masterful-- the bodega, and the slain cop's funeral (while Biden had a big dollar FR). It looks to me like whoever chose these venues has a spot of talent!

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 05:26 PM (NLIak)

181 Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 05:23 PM (MvF+J)

I can't recall which was it was because I've actually seen several very good movies in the past few months:

One Life

The Holdovers

Men In a Boat

Cabrini-

I'm sure it wasn't a coming attraction in that film or One Life so it might have been in "The Holdovers'

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2024 05:27 PM (XkYcA)

182 The eaters of human flesh in ancient Canaan knew how to find their victims by praying to the shrewdest native pagan gods — the canny Baals.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 05:28 PM (9yWhg)

183 I think Trump's recent campaign appearances have been masterful-- the bodega, and the slain cop's funeral (while Biden had a big dollar FR). It looks to me like whoever chose these venues has a spot of talent!

Posted by: mnw at April 18, 2024 05:26 PM (NLIak)


Nationalist Populism. Trump has a talent for it. It scares the absolute shit out of some people.

Posted by: How It All Works at April 18, 2024 05:28 PM (M2OJ3)

184 181 Thanks, Fen! Most of my watchlist is of Hordean origin.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 05:29 PM (MvF+J)

185 I heard they were calling Biden the come back kid.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 05:29 PM (63Dwl)

186 185 I heard they were calling Biden the come back kid.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 05:29 PM (63Dwl)

That's Kamala.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 05:29 PM (GkFGh)

187 I went to a very good movie that unfortunately had the
coming attractions of tennis film with Zendaya where she's apparently having sex with two different men and there may be scenes where they all have sex together. My response was to say probably too loudly, "Well, I'm not going to see that movie."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2024 05:22 PM (XkYcA)

No one should have to see Zendaya having sex.

Not even Zendaya.

Posted by: Blindness is Preferable at April 18, 2024 05:30 PM (qIFCu)

188 Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 05:29 PM (MvF+J)

You are most welcome.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2024 05:30 PM (XkYcA)

189 I heard they were calling Biden the come back kid.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 05:29 PM (63Dwl)


Kind of. Like an errant child, whenever he strolls off it's easier to just loudly say "Come back, kid" than constantly walk over and grab his ancient ass. That shit gets old. Anyone with kids understands.

Posted by: How It All Works at April 18, 2024 05:30 PM (M2OJ3)

190 I heard they were calling Biden the come back kid.

Funny, I heard Biden calling "Come back, kid!"

Posted by: Oddbob at April 18, 2024 05:30 PM (/y8xj)

191 Beau ejected from his F-22 over iraq to save a group of transgender immigrant iraqi children who were being raped by American troops wearing MAGA hats, but the troops overpowered him and sold him to isralei cannibals.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2024 05:31 PM (PI/SC)

192 Can of wax beans due up Dec 2020
Should still be good , right?

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 05:31 PM (fwDg9)

193 Best movie of the century so far, IMHO.

It's very good to be sure, but they pulled some of their punches, revealing an ultimately leftist message.

They mocked people blaming immigrants and poor people for the 2008 collapse, but never mentioned the lefty politicians who insisted on giving mortgages to people who manifestly did not merit them.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 05:31 PM (CsUN+)

194 >>Biden has definitely improved his polling numbers in the last couple of weeks. Look at the RCP averages.

And what's happened to cause that? Has the economy gotten better? Is inflation down? Is the border secured? Is crime down? Have the wars ended? Did he get a bounce from the horrible SOTU speech?

I don't believe any national polls. According to the head of the Insider Advantage poll many media pollsters have been changing their polls to include registered voters and changing techniques to include things like panels instead of random phone calls.

There is no way in hell that Joe Biden has improved his polls over the last couple months. Things have either stayed the same or gotten worse in the country. Biden goes to his home turf in PA and draws 50 people to a boring speech while Trump goes to Harlem of all places and has a huge, enthusiastic crowd. Things don't add up with the polls.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 05:32 PM (LkLld)

195 77 Peripherally related…. I find it galling (to say the least) that we now have election season and not Election Day. Everyone talks about November 5 but the cheaters (I mean…. Harvesters) will start gathering ballots in September in some states. It’s insane…. These polling snapshots are usually taken over a 3-7 day period so even the timeframe of the polls doesn’t match a 2-month election season…. Sigh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 18, 2024 05:02 PM (xT8gx)


You left-out a key part of the problem: Ballot Discovery And Vote Counting Month, that begins at 12:01 AM ET nationwide, the day after Election Day. In every Democrat-run county and state.

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 05:32 PM (5fDan)

196 I expect a Toricelli maneuver is coming. Preceded by a fiery but mostly peaceful car crash involving Dr Jill and Kamala.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 18, 2024 05:33 PM (1bNHn)

197 192 Can of wax beans due up Dec 2020
Should still be good , right?
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 05:31 PM (fwDg9)

They're fine.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 18, 2024 05:33 PM (OX9vb)

198 You left-out a key part of the problem: Ballot Discovery And Vote Counting Month, that begins at 12:01 AM ET nationwide, the day after Election Day. In every Democrat-run county and state.

Ah, the running of the Buicks.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 05:33 PM (CsUN+)

199 Posted by: Blindness is Preferable at April 18, 2024 05:30 PM (qIFCu)

LOL.I'm not a guy but I find nothing physically appealing about her. The clip made her out to seem like a very wooden actress as well, but I've heard that she's a good singer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2024 05:33 PM (XkYcA)

200 Not finding "Men in a Boat." Too generic?

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 05:33 PM (MvF+J)

201 Can of wax beans due up Dec 2020
Should still be good , right?
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 05:31 PM (fwDg9)

Why take the risk ?

Posted by: JT at April 18, 2024 05:34 PM (T4tVD)

202 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 05:34 PM (Zz0t1)

203 I think Biden's poll numbers just trend back to the mean. If he goes a couple days without doing something horrible, people forget and his numbers pop back.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2024 05:34 PM (PI/SC)

204
BSG = Banana Splits Guy. We've had worse. Even today.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 05:04 PM (RKVpM)



I'm, like, right here, you know......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 05:34 PM (Zz0t1)

205 Not finding "Men in a Boat." Too generic?

Probably meant "The Boys in the Boat" about the Harvard* rowing team.

* or was it Yale? same diff.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 18, 2024 05:35 PM (/y8xj)

206
I expect a Toricelli maneuver is coming.

He won't make it to the innauguration in 2021.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 05:35 PM (63Dwl)

207 Can of wax beans due up Dec 2020
Should still be good , right?
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 05:31 PM (fwDg9)



Open it. Smell it. Smells fine, you're good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)

208 Things don't add up with the polls.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 05:32 PM (LkLld)


Voting and sports betting. I've become convinced, after a few decades of enjoying both - that both were a waste of my time. Because both games have been rigged for a long time.

But that's the old American Experience, in many ways. Multiple generations raised up on the idea that these mass spectacles are somehow fair. It's very American, and very unique.

Posted by: How It All Works at April 18, 2024 05:36 PM (M2OJ3)

209 Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 05:29 PM (MvF+J)

Sorry; The title of the one film about the competitive rowers
before WWII is actually calls "Boys In the Boat"(not men)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2024 05:36 PM (XkYcA)

210 165 Archi

Senator Josh Hawley! -- we build zem gut in the Show Me State, ja?

Quite the upgrade from Skyqueen (Claire McCaskill), yes?

You're all welcome, America. Our pleasure!

Posted by: the good people of MO (mnw) at April 18, 2024 05:36 PM (NLIak)

211 Joe should be eating Jello on a porch somewhere but no this fucker is going to stick around long enough to fuck everything up and then just up and die thinking he was the greatest president ever. I said at the beginning of this fiasco that it was going to be a disaster and still at least half the country still thinks everything is just fine. We are fucking doomed.

Posted by: fd at April 18, 2024 05:36 PM (vFG9F)

212 No one should have to see Zendaya having sex.

Not even Zendaya.
Posted by: Blindness is Preferable at April 18, 2024 05:30 PM (qIFCu)



I still don't understand why they're foisting her upon the masses like that. She's not anywhere near the bag of chips they're claiming her to be......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 05:37 PM (Zz0t1)

213 207 If the can is bulging, that means they're pressure-cooked-Fresh!

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 05:37 PM (MvF+J)

214 I don't know it's a risk until I try them

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 05:37 PM (fwDg9)

215 Posted by: Oddbob at April 18, 2024 05:35 PM (/y8xj)

Thanks.It's actually not about a Ivy League School. The Rowers are from some school in the Pacific Northwest.-Probably Washington.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2024 05:37 PM (XkYcA)

216
Things don't add up with the polls.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 05:32 PM


To make the inevitable cheat possible without the country heading straight into CW 2.0 on November 6th they HAVE to keep Biden within spitting distance. Everything you mentioned is highly likely.

I'm too lazy to 'drill down' into polls as I have in the past to see the percentages. I just don't think Biden has a prayer. RFK Jr seals the deal. But... things change.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 05:38 PM (RKVpM)

217 I still don't understand why they're foisting her upon the masses like that. She's not anywhere near the bag of chips they're claiming her to be......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 05:37 PM (Zz0t1)


She's light skinned black. End of story.

Posted by: How It All Works at April 18, 2024 05:38 PM (M2OJ3)

218 I've got some Tabasco that expired 2019. It's turned brown and has some lumps. Do you think it is ok?

Posted by: fd at April 18, 2024 05:38 PM (vFG9F)

219 The yute vote isn’t.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 05:39 PM (8sMut)

220 209 Found it!

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 05:39 PM (MvF+J)

221 I've got some Tabasco that expired 2019. It's turned brown and has some lumps. Do you think it is ok?
Posted by: fd at April 18, 2024 05:38 PM (vFG9F)



Wine turns into vinegar when it gets old. What does vinegar turn into?

And yeah, lumps are usually not a good thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 05:39 PM (Zz0t1)

222 And yeah, lumps are usually not a good thing.

Let's not be hasty. Is there any sign of legs, antennae, or hair?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 05:40 PM (CsUN+)

223 > Things don't add up with the polls.

Posted by: JackStraw
_______

No shit. Polls are commissioned by people who have a narrative to push. Period.

I took a poll today. "Is rabies an infection or a vitamin?"

It's a vitamin. Everyone go get bit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 18, 2024 05:40 PM (Q4IgG)

224 "And yeah, lumps are usually not a good thing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden "

Yeah but is it ok?

Posted by: fd at April 18, 2024 05:40 PM (vFG9F)

225 Progressive Agenda 2025: Five other planks are investments in education, including universal pre-K and kindergarten; aggressive clean energy standards to tackle climate change; “making our democracy work” with federal voting rights mandates, Washington, D.C., statehood and elimination of the Senate filibuster; taking on corporations and monopolies; and “advancing justice” though abortion rights, pro-LGBTQ measures, pro-immigrant policies and setting national policing standards.

Washington, D.C. statehood, in lieu of PR

Advancing justice through pro-immigration policies and setting national policing standards

Only the national policing standards seem to be new to the written progressive agenda
---
YouTube: WATCH: President Biden Departs Childhood Home In Scranton Holding Hands With Children
Followed by: President Biden Makes An Unscheduled Campaign Stop At A Coffee Shop In Scranton, Pennsylvania

Part of his brilliant campaign.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 18, 2024 05:41 PM (NFX2v)

226 Every now and then I play "eat or throw out?".
Usually with food set aside for emergency.
I have a can of Vienna sausages from 2002.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 18, 2024 05:41 PM (MeG8a)

227 Heinlein lost his perv filter after some kind of medical event (stroke or heart attack, I forget which), and he was never grounded in any kind of objective morality based on God to begin with. He was basically CivNat before the term was thrown around.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at April 18, 2024 05:42 PM (UfRqq)

228
I'm, like, right here, you know......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 05:34 PM


No, not you. People have unique writing styles, verbiage, etc. I can usually sniff it out in the first sentence. I saw Scoog 1 outwitting Scoog 2 today.

He plays games, he plays games, insane.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 05:42 PM (RKVpM)

229 New one: Mayorkas

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 05:42 PM (CsUN+)

230 >>To make the inevitable cheat possible without the country heading straight into CW 2.0 on November 6th they HAVE to keep Biden within spitting distance. Everything you mentioned is highly likely.

I know why they are doing it but I don't think it will work this time. It barely worked last time and forced the left to go full communist with the response to J6 and not nearly as many people were paying attention then and Biden didn't have one of the worst records of any president in history.

A lot of people are now looking back fondly on Trump's term particularly compared to Joe. They can't fake the crowds that Biden and Trump are drawing and there is no comparison.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 05:43 PM (LkLld)

231 I have a can of Vienna sausages from 2002.

Should be just fine.

Posted by: Rats at April 18, 2024 05:44 PM (V8he0)

232 I still don't understand why they're foisting her upon the masses like that. She's not anywhere near the bag of chips they're claiming her to be......

Zendaya came up through the Disney/Nickoloedon channels. She slept her way to the top just like Ariana Grande and Bella Thorne

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 05:44 PM (ibTVg)

233 Dickey Betts died and Pelosi, McConnell, and President Fimblefamble persist. That aint right.

Posted by: fd at April 18, 2024 05:44 PM (vFG9F)

234 She's light skinned black. End of story.

Bingo. It's a pity Rae Dawn Chong had to go and get to 29 like the rest of us. She had talent and looks could be the one getting all this work the cafe au lait block of wood is getting.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at April 18, 2024 05:45 PM (UfRqq)

235
Yeah but is it ok?
Posted by: fd at April 18, 2024 05:40 PM (vFG9F)



Ya gotta risk it to get the biscuit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)

236 128 Here' another interesting development. RCP now saying Rs have 49 Senate seats in the bag with 8 tossups! Dms only 43.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 18, 2024 05:10 PM (t/2Uw)


Sharon, don't bet your favorite gub this means the Repubs will take the Senate this fall. The vote for Senators is state-wide. Cheating in Big Blue locations can get a Dem Senator elected in purple states just as it works to get Biden a fraudulent win. (Refeences: 2020; AZ, GA, MI, PA.)

I'm a major league pessimist, however, so you stay positive!

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 05:45 PM (5fDan)

237 >Every now and then I play "eat or throw out?"


yeah, it's always those products like mustard, ketchup, sliced jalapenos, stuff you can't remember when you opened it. then you look closely at the label and see you bought it in 2002

Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 05:45 PM (oCjPU)

238 To make the inevitable cheat possible without the country heading straight into CW 2.0 on November 6th they HAVE to keep Biden within spitting distance. Everything you mentioned is highly likely.


One possible answer - get the US into the Ukraine war. Then start throwing people in jail for questioning the "war effort".

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 05:45 PM (ibTVg)

239 Nood e failed American experiment

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 18, 2024 05:46 PM (wBaIH)

240 I still don't understand why they're foisting her upon the masses like that. She's not anywhere near the bag of chips they're claiming her to be......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 05:37 PM

I think she's pretty. Could use a sammich or two though.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2024 05:46 PM (Ag7IE)

241 "Rae Dawn Chong"

I just saw her in S3 of American Crime Story, playing Betty Currie.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 05:46 PM (MvF+J)

242 Every now and then I play "eat or throw out?"


I lean towards the taste and continue method. If it still tastes good, I roll with it.

May be why my immune system is good. I give it plenty of opportunities.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 05:46 PM (Zz0t1)

243 I had to look up 'zendaya'

is she talented? because she looks ordinary
seriously, she looks like the girl who brings the groceries out to my truck at King Sooper

Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 05:47 PM (oCjPU)

244 Somebody mentioned that it was getting darker earlier. I think they are right. It is getting darker here and it's not even 6.

Posted by: fd at April 18, 2024 05:47 PM (vFG9F)

245 is she talented? because she looks ordinary
seriously, she looks like the girl who brings the groceries out to my truck at King Sooper
Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 05:47 PM (oCjPU)



I don't think so, but there are those that say she can sing pretty good.

I find her average and moderately talent free. But, I've only had very limited exposure to her stuff.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 05:49 PM (Zz0t1)

246 I have a can of Vienna sausages from 2002.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 18, 2024 05:41 PM (MeG8a)



Due to unusual climactic conditions that just happens to be an excellent year for Vienna sausages.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 05:50 PM (nOjd9)

247 Dickey Betts died and Pelosi, McConnell, and President Fimblefamble persist. That aint right.

Posted by: fd at April 18, 2024 05:44 PM (vFG9F)

Those three are Southbound.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 05:50 PM (lX8VI)

248
Due to unusual climactic conditions that just happens to be an excellent year for Vienna sausages.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 05:50 PM (nOjd9)



I was just texting the wife to see if maybe this evening we could experience some climactic conditions.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 05:50 PM (Zz0t1)

249 194 Straw-man

The trendlines in the polls are the most important part. When poll A shows Biden improving with each new poll, and Polls B,C,D, & E show the same trend, I don't think you can just wish that away. Something HAS changed, & it's not a corrupt conspiracy by all the pollsters, either.

Consumer confidence has been improving also, as well as the results for the question, "Do you expect the economy will get better or worse?"

I think those perceptions account for Biden's modest but measurable improvement. The jobs data, at least the topline, are holding up quite well. (I think the good topline numbers are a mirage, but that's a story for another thread.)

Posted by: the good people of MO (mnw) at April 18, 2024 05:51 PM (NLIak)

250
Somebody mentioned that it was getting darker earlier. I think they are right. It is getting darker here and it's not even 6.

Posted by: fd at April 18, 2024 05:47 PM


Last night I posted at 6:11 pm how dark it was already. Sunset was almost 90 minutes later. Right now it's kinda okay.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 05:51 PM (RKVpM)

251
Last night I posted at 6:11 pm how dark it was already. Sunset was almost 90 minutes later. Right now it's kinda okay.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 05:51 PM (RKVpM)



Climate change. It does EVERYTHING.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 05:51 PM (Zz0t1)

252 Wax beans are fine, but wouldn't advise taco sauce in place of BBQ for chicken nuggets, it's pretty tangy

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 05:52 PM (fwDg9)

253 Wax beans are fine, but wouldn't advise taco sauce in place of BBQ for chicken nuggets, it's pretty tangy
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 05:52 PM (fwDg9)



RANCH DRESSING!!!

Posted by: Guy That Yells Ranch Dressing at April 18, 2024 05:53 PM (Zz0t1)

254 He's losing the black vote too, in Chicago!!

MAGA hats at City Council? Oh yeah.

https://tinyurl.com/5n6anbmb

Posted by: PJ at April 18, 2024 05:59 PM (G1dq6)

255 211 Joe should be eating Jello on a porch somewhere but no this fucker is going to stick around long enough to fuck everything up and then just up and die thinking he was the greatest president ever. I said at the beginning of this fiasco that it was going to be a disaster and still at least half the country still thinks everything is just fine. We are fucking doomed.

Posted by: fd at April 18, 2024 05:36 PM (vFG9F)


I watched the first Biden-Trump 2020 debate with several co-workers. Afterwards one of them, a young, very smart and level-headed Hispanic guy, asked me who I planned to vote for and why. I told him Trump. I said I could never vote for Biden. I said I'd watched numb-nuts Biden in action for 40 years. I knew he would fork-up the economy, foreign policy, general domestic policy, and everything else he was determined to fix. I told him Trump was far from perfect but would do infinitely better on everything than Biden ever could.

I asked him who he would vote for. He thanked me for my comments and said he was still undecided. He added that he was not sure he could vote for Trump, though, because Trump didn't talk and act like he believed a President should.

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 06:03 PM (5fDan)

Leftwing Activist Lies to Get on the Trump Jury

They're so biased that the incredibly biased judge, who refuses to recuse himself, is forced to exclude them from the jury.


Second Trump juror dismissed after failing to disclose arrest for vandalizing right-leaning political ads

A juror in former President Trump's criminal trial was dismissed after it was revealed he had been previously arrested for tearing down right-leaning political ads. This comes shortly after another juror was excused for expressing concerns about her ability to remain fair and impartial.

More on that later.

The dismissed juror, known as Juror #4, was arrested in Westchester, N.Y. at an undisclosed time for tearing down right-leaning political advertisements.

Prosecutor Joshua Steinglass also revealed that the juror's wife had been involved in a "corruption inquiry" requiring a "deferred prosecution agreement with the district attorney's office."

Following the dismissal of Juror #4 and Juror #2, only five jurors remain sworn in, with thirteen more needed before opening arguments can commence.

...

The dismissal of Juror #4 comes on the heels of the excusal of Juror #2, a nurse from Manhattan's Upper East Side. She expressed concerns about her ability to remain fair and impartial in the trial, citing potential outside influence and pressure from family and friends. Judge Merchan expressed regret at her departure, stating, "We lost what would have been a good juror."

Leftwingers see this trial not only as a way to attack Trump, but to cash in with the inevitable book deal.

The first juror was excused because the media posted so many details about her that members of her family guessed she was on the jury. This isn't intimidation by Trump; it's intimidation by the media, which once again wants to tell jurors "We are watching you and will punish you for voting 'wrong.'"

A female juror, "Juror #2," who works as an oncology nurse and had biographical details -- including her occupation and other information from her responses to the juror questionnaire and its 42 multi-part questions -- made public told the judge that she had "friends, colleagues, and family push things to my phone questioning my identity as a juror."

"After sleeping on it overnight," Juror #2 told the court she "has concerns about her ability to be fair and impartial."

As a result, Judge Juan Merchan excused Juror #2, meaning there are just now just six impaneled jurors and 12 more must still be settled.

Contrary to claims that Trump and his allies are trying to intimidate jurors, mainstream media outlets hostile to Trump reported details about jurors' identities -- apparently enough details to allow at least one juror to have her presence on the panel suspected.

Trump did some campaigning in New York, despite the corrupt Democrat Party's attempt to stop him from doing so.

Trump went to visit the bodega owned by the man Soros DA Alvin Bragg threw in Rikers for defending himself from a brute.

The Daily Beast is alarmed by the positive reception he, um, received.

A cheery young Hispanic working single mom who should terrify the Democrats had just picked up her 1-year-old son from his babysitter on Tuesday evening when she encountered a crowd at Broadway and W. 139th St. in Harlem.

None other than Donald Trump was just beyond a line of police barricades outside the Sanaa Convenient store.


"I was amazed to see him," 31-year-old Sabrina Vargas later told The Daily Beast. "Just to see what everyone jokes about--his hair, the color. It was kind of breezy."

Trump had come directly from his criminal trial to a neighborhood he might have been expected to avoid for fear of a hostile reception. The visit was the idea of Francisco Marte, head of the Bodega and Small Business Group.

...

The police closed off the immediate vicinity with barricades. The Secret Service searched everyone inside the perimeter to ensure there were no firearms in the immediate area of Trump--who then suggested in his remarks that a gun could have prevented the stabbing at the store.

"If you have a gun, then you'd never get robbed," Trump said. "That would be the end of it."

...


Vargas arrived in the midst of it, having just collected her son, Makhai, after a shift as a table server at the Hard Rock in Times Square.

"You had a lot of mixed emotions," she recalled. "I saw some women upset. I saw a lot of people happy. And a lot of people who seem confused."

But, by her estimate, only 15 percent of the onlookers were manifestly negative. She herself had only positive things to say.

"I liked his suit," she said. "It looks like he lost some weight."

She added, "He looked happy. He always looks happy." She noted one exception: "Not when he's in court."

Vargas said that when the crowd cheered, little Makhai joined in. She was asked if she also cheered. "I did," she allowed.

...

For all of Trump's sins and lies since then, and despite the dire threat he poses to democracy, he drew similar cheers in Harlem on Tuesday. And it should scare the hell out of the Democrats that those who joined in included a working woman who should be a vote they can count on.

"I think Biden could do a lot better," Vargas said.

Vargas complained about crime in the subways and said that she didn't feel unsafe to ride them when Trump was president.


Meanwhile, this vegetable.


Via Instapundit.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:40 PM




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1 Feeling gray, today

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at April 18, 2024 03:41 PM (XEGvp)

2 Man, their fervor over spackling a lumpy coat of fake legitimacy over this whole clown boner bonfire is a sight to behold.

Just put the guy against a wall and shoot him already like you want to, you gutless pussies.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 03:41 PM (GkFGh)

3 Yeet. Yeet. Yet. Yeeto.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2024 03:41 PM (kzq+c)

4 I can't imagine being excited to see Biden. Well, unless his feet were headed into a wood chipper.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 03:43 PM (CsUN+)

5 Yeah, Trump's gonna get a fair trial... Even the ones that were deemed "Unbiased" were found to be totally biased.. I imagine the rest are just as bad

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2024 03:44 PM (Akjoo)

6 This is not happening in a vacuum. That juror thought that even though he lied it would be overlooked by the liberal Judge. And he had a pretty good chance to get away with it.


When Trump is convicted he will have several avenues of appeal and jury selection is going to be number one.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 18, 2024 03:44 PM (QNSds)

7 Hmmm... Sanaa... capital of Yemen, isn't it?

Interesting.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 03:44 PM (GkFGh)

8 Yeah, Trump's gonna get a fair trial... Even the ones that were deemed "Unbiased" were found to be totally biased.. I imagine the rest are just as bad
Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2024 03:44 PM (Akjoo)

=====

They will just learn from this and hide it better.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 03:46 PM (DRSnL)

9 Willowed-

Wide Awake Media
@wideawake_media

Climate cultists attack U.S. Senator Lisa Murkowski (@lisamurkowski)
"Murkowski is a murderer. She incinerates us to enrich her cronies... She is an ecocidal pyromaniac."

https://tinyurl.com/yvafmm2z

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 03:46 PM (NpAcC)

10 6 When Trump is convicted he will have several avenues of appeal and jury selection is going to be number one.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 18, 2024 03:44 PM (QNSds)

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Of course, none of this is being done to stand up to scrutiny. Hence, all the breaking of rules in obvious ways.

Trump's gonna raise so much money off of this shitshow.

Not from me, though. My $20 won't make a difference, and I'm already tired of screening my calls from the $50 I donated in 2012.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:46 PM (GBKbO)

11 When things are pushed past a breaking point, rules change.

I fear we are about to see the rules change.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2024 03:46 PM (HUco/)

12

Stephen Colbert will travel to Chicago this summer and host The Late Show from the Windy City during the week of the DNC (Democratic National Convention).

The CBS late-night talk show host announced he was hosting a full week of episodes from the Auditorium Theatre from August 19 through August 22.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 03:46 PM (63Dwl)

13 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

14 Trump went to visit the bodega owned by the man Soros DA Alvin Bragg threw in Rikers for defending himself from a brute.


By Faberge.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

15 The dismissal of Juror #4 comes on the heels of the excusal of Juror #2, a nurse from Manhattan's Upper East Side. She expressed concerns about her ability to remain fair and impartial in the trial, citing potential outside influence and pressure from family and friends. Judge Merchan expressed regret at her departure, stating,

"We lost what would have been a good juror."



Yes. Yes you did. Because she was smart enough to get out of it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 03:46 PM (aNhid)

16 One of the reasons you leave the prosecution of a president up to congress is that there's no way in hell you'll ever find an "unbiased" jury.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 03:47 PM (GkFGh)

17 Characterizing Biden as a vegetable is unfair to vegetables, which have some value (increasingly more value in Biden's economy).

Posted by: He Sucks Like a Black Hole at April 18, 2024 03:47 PM (q9dju)

18 What SEPCIFIC dire threat does Trump pose to democracy?

Posted by: butch at April 18, 2024 03:47 PM (wYffi)

19 9 Willowed-

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Climate cultists attack U.S. Senator Lisa Murkowski (@lisamurkowski)
"Murkowski is a murderer. She incinerates us to enrich her cronies... She is an ecocidal pyromaniac."

https://tinyurl.com/yvafmm2z
Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 03:46 PM (NpAcC)

A RINO finding out both sides hate her...yawn. She got her money.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 18, 2024 03:47 PM (exHjb)

20 Trump going to Harlem is like Nixon going to China.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 18, 2024 03:47 PM (rJ48h)

21 Ace is now pimping Trump's social media team tweets as if they're legitimate. Sad to see. Johnnymaga/Ali Alexander is a gay pedo and Alex Breusewitz stuck his dong in a squirrel.

Posted by: rms141 at April 18, 2024 03:47 PM (ZOL6/)

22 12

Stephen Colbert will travel to Chicago this summer and host The Late Show from the Windy City during the week of the DNC (Democratic National Convention).

The CBS late-night talk show host announced he was hosting a full week of episodes from the Auditorium Theatre from August 19 through August 22.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 03:46 PM (63Dwl)

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Did Johnny Carson ever do this?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

23 For all of Trump's sins and lies since then, and despite the dire threat he poses to democracy, he drew similar cheers in Harlem on Tuesday. And it should scare the hell out of the Democrats that those who joined in included a working woman who should be a vote they can count on.


The epitome of unbiased reporting, right there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

24 I'm sure that juror #4 will be prosecuted for lying under oath, right?

...

right?

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 18, 2024 03:48 PM (nXhwP)

25 In Soviet America.. media juries you!

Posted by: A dude in MI at April 18, 2024 03:48 PM (/6GbT)

26 Once Trump goes away all this will stop and everything will go back to normal.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 03:49 PM (lX8VI)

27 Not from me, though. My $20 won't make a difference, and I'm already tired of screening my calls from the $50 I donated in 2012.

Sure, go ahead and leave your 10x match unclaimed.

Posted by: The World's Most Abrasive Texts at April 18, 2024 03:49 PM (q9dju)

28 He's being prosecuted for perjury and will be given the maximum punishment, right? Because the system is impartial and fair, right?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:49 PM (HnUIn)

29 Here’s a thought: as with trials in DC, ALL potential jurors are lefty plants.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2024 03:49 PM (Hkcdp)

30 >>>1 Ace is now pimping Trump's social media team tweets as if they're legitimate. Sad to see. Johnnymaga/Ali Alexander is a gay pedo and Alex Breusewitz stuck his dong in a squirrel.
Posted by: rms141

They're video clips that were taken by other people. What are you cliaming is falsified in the videos?

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2024 03:49 PM (KRtlO)

31 Dang. This isn't even "posted a meme on facebook" stuff, but literally arrested for politically motivated illegal activities.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 03:50 PM (WCiZg)

32 I sure hope one of the strategies of the Trump team is to run out of jurors.

I want this trial to still be going on come November. I want them to drag this out. Seat jurors, then find out about their leftwing bullshttery after the fact. Toss the whole thing out and start over.

Rinse, lather, repeat.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2024 03:50 PM (dGCAG)

33 What SEPCIFIC dire threat does Trump pose to democracy?

Posted by: butch at April 18, 2024 03:47 PM (wYffi)

They keep saying Democracy when they mean to say Democrats.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 03:50 PM (lX8VI)

34 The dismissed juror, known as Juror #4, was arrested in Westchester, N.Y. at an undisclosed time for tearing down right-leaning political advertisements.

Prosecutor Joshua Steinglass also revealed that the juror's wife had been involved in a "corruption inquiry" requiring a "deferred prosecution agreement with the district attorney's office."

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The couple that crimes together stays together, I guess.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:50 PM (HnUIn)

35 I suspect Juror #2 would have been a good juror for Trump. That's why her "friends and family" were pressuring her and almost certainly saying "if you don't convict Trump, we'll hate you." So she said "fuck this."

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 03:50 PM (iFTx/)

36 Something I noticed when watching the video: Trump has a very head forward stance on his neck.

It doesn't mean anything beyond he probably spends a lot of time sitting at a desk, but you'd think his personal trainer would work on that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 03:50 PM (di6C2)

37 They've given me a number and taken away my name.

Posted by: Juror #4 at April 18, 2024 03:50 PM (63Dwl)

38 If I'm ever in the situation where Biden comes into a place of business I happen to be in, I will simply tell him to "go toward the light. Don't be afraid."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

39 "The Bodega Event" sounds like a Ludlum novel.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (Be/+i)

40
"Guilty, your honor, so say we all, and ask for a revival of the death penalty."

Posted by: Auspex at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (j4U/Z)

41 rms141 (ZOL6/) - Isn't there a truck stop gloryhole you should be manning?

Posted by: butch at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (wYffi)

42 A female juror, "Juror #2," who works as an oncology nurse and had biographical details -- including her occupation and other information from her responses to the juror questionnaire and its 42 multi-part questions -- made public told the judge that she had "friends, colleagues, and family push things to my phone questioning my identity as a juror."
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Made public by whom and how?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (HnUIn)

43 Yeah, Trump's gonna get a fair trial... Even the ones that were deemed "Unbiased" were found to be totally biased.. I imagine the rest are just as bad
Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2024 03:44 PM (Akjoo)

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They will just learn from this and hide it better.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 03:46 PM (DRSnL)
*******
All of the ones chosen so far seem to be troublesome for Trump based on their bios

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (NpAcC)

44 This is the most farcical Trial I have ever seen. The Fix is in from top to bottom. Somebody has to put a stop to this

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (PQ4m2)

45 35 I suspect Juror #2 would have been a good juror for Trump. That's why her "friends and family" were pressuring her and almost certainly saying "if you don't convict Trump, we'll hate you." So she said "fuck this."
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 03:50 PM (iFTx/)

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Tangentially, Juror #2 is the name of Clint Eastwood's next movie.

Coincidence? There are no coincidences.

It's all connected.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

46 For all of Trump's sins and lies since then

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Which should be really easy to list.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (WCiZg)

47 Could you stick your dick in a squirrel? Does not seem like...

Oh, I am truly sorry man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (di6C2)

48 NYPOST:

Potential Juror:

"He just seems very selfish and self-serving," she added. "I don't really appreciate that in any public servant."

The way Trump presents himself in public is "not my cup of tea," she added.

She promised she could set those opinions aside and decide the case based on facts.
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Yeah right.

I'm sure the Judge will find someway to keep her.

Posted by: WisRich at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (G0vdT)

49 Did Johnny Carson ever do this?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

to ask is to answer.

and that would be no, because he was smart enough to not piss off half his potential audience AND he was funny and didn't have to do the travelling road show with clapping seals...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (nXhwP)

50 A juror seated in Trump's trial was just dismissed after it was found out he was arrested for engaging in POLITICAL VANDALISM against the right

He lied under oath in order to "get Trump


So he's been arrest right?

Right?
/s

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (ibTVg)

51 >>>Something I noticed when watching the video: Trump has a very head forward stance on his neck.
It doesn't mean anything beyond he probably spends a lot of time sitting at a desk, but you'd think his personal trainer would work on that.

A lot of people have that. I think you really have to work a lot on it. It's hard to change such basic things about yourself, because your body has been defaulting to this for decades and decades.

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (KRtlO)

52 46 For all of Trump's sins and lies since then

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Which should be really easy to list.
Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (WCiZg)

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Saying that the 2020 election wasn't the most secure in the history of elections and the universe is a lie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:52 PM (GBKbO)

53 All of the ones chosen so far seem to be troublesome for Trump based on their bios
Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (NpAcC)

I agree 100%
These are type of people who live in Manhattan.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2024 03:52 PM (PQ4m2)

54 chriopractors are always calling out the "head forward" thing.

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2024 03:52 PM (KRtlO)

55 "You had a lot of mixed emotions," she recalled. "I saw some women upset. I saw a lot of people happy. And a lot of people who seem confused."
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LOL. Some people were happy and some people were confused, but some *women* were upset.

I'm surprised the quote wasn't sanitized.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:52 PM (HnUIn)

56 Posted by: rms141

They're video clips that were taken by other people. What are you cliaming is falsified in the videos?
Posted by: ace at April 18, 2024 03:49 PM (KRtlO)

Glowies gotta glowie.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2024 03:52 PM (dGCAG)

57 53 All of the ones chosen so far seem to be troublesome for Trump based on their bios
Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (NpAcC)

I agree 100%
These are type of people who live in Manhattan.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2024 03:52 PM (PQ4m2)
______

I live in Manhattan. Choose me!

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 03:52 PM (iFTx/)

58 51 A lot of people have that. I think you really have to work a lot on it. It's hard to change such basic things about yourself, because your body has been defaulting to this for decades and decades.
Posted by: ace at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (KRtlO)

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I've noticed that I do it less since I've started working out. Shoulder and back work just makes that area stronger and you don't lean forward as much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:52 PM (GBKbO)

59 What SEPCIFIC dire threat does Trump pose to democracy?

He might govern the way the majority of the actual citizens want?

Posted by: The real answer at April 18, 2024 03:52 PM (ibTVg)

60 "Leftwingers see this trial not only as a way to attack Trump, but to cash in with the inevitable book deal."


Two months after the jury (ha!) convicts Trump, the top 12 books on the NYT Non-Fiction Best Seller List will all have the same title but have different authors. The title of the books: "I Convinced the Other Eleven to Convict TRUMP!"

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 03:53 PM (5fDan)

61 For all of Trump's sins and lies since then, and despite the dire threat he poses to democracy, he drew similar cheers in Harlem on Tuesday. And it should scare the hell out of the Democrats that those who joined in included a working woman who should be a vote they can count on.
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This right here is top-tier journalisming.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:53 PM (HnUIn)

62 60 Two months after the jury (ha!) convicts Trump, the top 12 books on the NYT Non-Fiction Best Seller List will all have the same title but have different authors. The title of the books: "I Convinced the Other Eleven to Convict TRUMP!"
Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 03:53 PM (5fDan)

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"It's editorial content. We don't have to prove that they actually sold well."
-The NYT in a recent court ruling

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:53 PM (GBKbO)

63 Biden stopped by a Sheetz gas station today because he wanted to try to replicate Trump's bodega visit.

It didn't work. No one cheered. No one was excited to see him.

Americans absolutely despise this crooked old fool.

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LOL.

Seeing Biden could give a guy the sheetz. Nobody wants that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:53 PM (HnUIn)

64 Speaking of which one of the most common mistakes beginners make when drawing a figure is putting the neck straight up and down and the head on top of that. That's not how humans look.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 03:53 PM (lX8VI)

65 They're video clips that were taken by other people. What are you cliaming is falsified in the videos?
Posted by: ace

--

I want to be sure you saw #101 in the earlier thread

https://tinyurl.com/2aded8we

A worldwide and massively successful Fight Club level 4Chan trolling of liberals and marginalized peoples of colors.

The people who pulled it off are twisted geniuses.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 03:53 PM (WCiZg)

66 it's called Kyphosis:

Kyphosis is an exaggerated, forward rounding of the upper back. In older people, kyphosis is often due to weakness in the spinal bones that causes them to compress or crack. Other types of kyphosis can appear in infants or teens due to malformation of the spine or wedging of the spinal bones over time.

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2024 03:54 PM (KRtlO)

67 I've noticed that I do it less since I've started working out. Shoulder and back work just makes that area stronger and you don't lean forward as much.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:52 PM (GBKbO)

Lifting helps posture. As long as you balance stuff out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 03:54 PM (di6C2)

68 chriopractors are always calling out the "head forward" thing.
Posted by: ace at April 18, 2024 03:52 PM (KRtlO)



Had a masseuse that told me if you keep doing that and not pulling your head back to straigten it out, you will develop bone deterioration in your neck.

I make it a point to pull my head back as often as I notice it coming forward.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

69 Watching Biden wander around aimlessly?

Priceless.

No one wants to shake his hand.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 18, 2024 03:54 PM (RIvkX)

70 I suspect Juror #2 would have been a good juror for Trump. That's why her "friends and family" were pressuring her and almost certainly saying "if you don't convict Trump, we'll hate you." So she said "fuck this."
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 03:50 PM (iFTx/)
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Possibly. I don't know her.

But any risk of someone being a "good juror for Trump" is why they're running the news pieces to expose them in advance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:54 PM (HnUIn)

71 Since when can Democrats count on working people to vote for them? What is this, 1940?

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 03:54 PM (lX8VI)

72 it's called Kyphosis:

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Tech neck

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 03:54 PM (WCiZg)

73 Saying that the 2020 election wasn't the most secure in the history of elections and the universe is a lie.

The left: Anyone claiming the there was any taint, any fraud, any question about the presidential election is a white supremacist, NAZI, racist, who hates science

Also the left: The presidential elections of 1980, 2000, 2004, and 2016 were all stolen

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 03:55 PM (ibTVg)

74 51 >>>Something I noticed when watching the video: Trump has a very head forward stance on his neck.
It doesn't mean anything beyond he probably spends a lot of time sitting at a desk, but you'd think his personal trainer would work on that.

A lot of people have that. I think you really have to work a lot on it. It's hard to change such basic things about yourself, because your body has been defaulting to this for decades and decades.
Posted by: ace at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (KRtlO)

I read it's a defensive stance, from many hours of watching The Gorilla Channel. "Monkey won't catch me asleep, gonna headbutt him," Trump reportedly said.

Posted by: Trump Does Not Fear The Gorilla, But He Does Respect Him at April 18, 2024 03:55 PM (q9dju)

75 59 What SEPCIFIC dire threat does Trump pose to democracy?

He might govern the way the majority of the actual citizens want?

Posted by: The real answer at April 18, 2024 03:52 PM (ibTVg)

Since 2016, there have been four national elections, with a fifth on the way. Trump was involved in all but one. He's due to start stopping elections any day now!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 03:55 PM (KbCG3)

76 Biden stopped by a Sheetz gas station today because he wanted to try to replicate Trump's bodega visit.
It didn't work. No one cheered. No one was excited to see him.
......

How much was it per gallon?

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2024 03:55 PM (v0R5T)

77 A female juror, "Juror #2," who works as an oncology nurse and had biographical details -- including her occupation and other information from her responses to the juror questionnaire and its 42 multi-part questions -- made public told the judge that she had "friends, colleagues, and family push things to my phone questioning my identity as a juror."
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Made public by whom and how?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (HnUIn)

I've seen a LOT of details about the jurors on Jessie each night. I thought to myself it was a bit odd that FOX would spend so much time talking about then, like they actually knew who they were.

but then i always get a feeling from jessie that he's entertainment focused at best and llefty-lite to uber libertarian on most items.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 18, 2024 03:55 PM (nXhwP)

78 I don't know if that bodega visit was Trump's idea or someone elses, but it was brilliant.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2024 03:55 PM (XkYcA)

79 Could you stick your dick in a squirrel? Does not seem like...

Oh, I am truly sorry man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (di6C2)



I'm sure Muldoon could give you the code for microphallus.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

80 thanks Moron RObbie, i'll check it out

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2024 03:56 PM (KRtlO)

81 I read it's a defensive stance, from many hours of watching The Gorilla Channel. "Monkey won't catch me asleep, gonna headbutt him," Trump reportedly said.
Posted by: Trump Does Not Fear The Gorilla, But He Does Respect Him at April 18, 2024 03:55 PM (q9dju)
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LOL. This is a funny place.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:56 PM (HnUIn)

82 Biden stopped by a Sheetz gas station today because he wanted to try to replicate Trump's bodega visit.
It didn't work. No one cheered. No one was excited to see him.

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Everyone was angry about the two hour delay in traffic, though. So there's that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 03:56 PM (WCiZg)

83 Could you stick your dick in a squirrel? Does not seem like...Oh, I am truly sorry man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Straight up furry hate right there.

Posted by: Auspex at April 18, 2024 03:56 PM (j4U/Z)

84 I read it's a defensive stance, from many hours of watching The Gorilla Channel. "Monkey won't catch me asleep, gonna headbutt him," Trump reportedly said.
Posted by: Trump Does Not Fear The Gorilla, But He Does Respect Him at April 18, 2024 03:55 PM (q9dju)

Which just goes to show he is a racist.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 03:56 PM (di6C2)

85 69 Watching Biden wander around aimlessly?

Priceless.

No one wants to shake his hand.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 18, 2024 03:54 PM (RIvkX)

Look at the stiffness of his arms as he walks. They probably assume that if they shook his hand it'd break his arm off at the shoulder.

Dude resembles an old-school G.I. Joe action figure at this point.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 03:56 PM (KbCG3)

86 I laughed at the Daily Beast, "despite the threat he poses to democracy." The crowd loved him. Lol.

Posted by: PJ at April 18, 2024 03:57 PM (G1dq6)

87 38 If I'm ever in the situation where Biden comes into a place of business I happen to be in, I will simply tell him to "go toward the light. Don't be afraid."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

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I'd yell "go to Hell you corrupt old bastard!"

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 18, 2024 03:57 PM (3xCNj)

88 Watching Biden wander around aimlessly?
Priceless.
No one wants to shake his hand.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 18, 2024 03:54 PM (RIvkX)
.......

Might catch lupus or something.

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2024 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

89 The way Trump presents himself in public is "not my cup of tea," she added.

Well now that's a swell reason to convict someone of a non existent crime./sarc. Perhaps she needs to switch to coffee and also get a clue.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2024 03:58 PM (XkYcA)

90 DO NOT FUCK THE SQUIRRELS

THANK YOU

Posted by: Central Park Zoo at April 18, 2024 03:58 PM (R4t5M)

91 Biden stopped by a Sheetz gas station today because he wanted to try to replicate Trump's bodega visit.
It didn't work. No one cheered. No one was excited to see him.


He's lucky nobody shiv'd him with the jerky.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at April 18, 2024 03:58 PM (OUMaO)

92 70 I suspect Juror #2 would have been a good juror for Trump. That's why her "friends and family" were pressuring her and almost certainly saying "if you don't convict Trump, we'll hate you." So she said "fuck this."
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 03:50 PM (iFTx/)
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Possibly. I don't know her.

But any risk of someone being a "good juror for Trump" is why they're running the news pieces to expose them in advance.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:54 PM (HnUIn)
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Yea, which is part of the reason why I think they ran this on her, to try to get rid of her. Plus, my thinking is that if she was bad for Trump, her friends would be happy about it and not pressure her. The only rationale explanation is that she knew there was gonna be huge friction because they wanted her to frame Trump and she didn't.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 03:58 PM (iFTx/)

93 Has anyone mentioned, the Wayne's World full body "schwing"
Biden does 5 seconds into the video, when he spies the 6 year old blonde girl standing next to her mom?????!!!

Posted by: WTF??? at April 18, 2024 03:58 PM (FtmW0)

94 thanks Moron RObbie, i'll check it out
Posted by: ace

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Be sure to watch the video if you can. It's an hour long but incredible. Especially the puzzle starting around 29 minutes in.

youtube.com/watch?v=XpH3O6mnZvw&t=0s

It's Tyler Durden level stuff.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 03:58 PM (WCiZg)

95 -------------

I'd yell "go to Hell you corrupt old bastard!"
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 18, 2024 03:57 PM (3xCNj)




I'm hoping my method would keep me from receiving a beating from SS.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

96 89 The way Trump presents himself in public is "not my cup of tea," she added.

Well now that's a swell reason to convict someone of a non existent crime./sarc. Perhaps she needs to switch to coffee and also get a clue.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2024 03:58 PM (XkYcA)

What? With a suit, friendly, waving, shaking people's hand? Like an outgoing man who likes people and has a great measure of self respect?

Yeah. That's horrible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 03:59 PM (di6C2)

97 Since 2016, there have been four national elections, with a fifth on the way. Trump was involved in all but one. He's due to start stopping elections any day now!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 03:55 PM (KbCG3)

Prosecutors all over the country are putting him on trial, for no other reason than if he gets in office, he'll put people on trial for political reasons.

If that's not a threat to "our democracy" I don't know what is.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2024 03:59 PM (dGCAG)

98 Biden stopped by a Sheetz gas station today
.......

No pictures of him standing under the $7.50 per gal sign?

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2024 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

99 . "Just to see what everyone jokes about--his hair, the color. It was kind of breezy."

Breezy? I'm never hip to the new slang.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 18, 2024 04:00 PM (OX9vb)

100 it's called Kyphosis:

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2024 03:54 PM (KRtlO)

=====

Great, something new to worry about.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 04:00 PM (DRSnL)

101 DO NOT FUCK THE SQUIRRELS


Hey that guy is going to give me some nuts.

yes yes yes!!!!

Wait...why is he unzipping his pants instead of reaching into his pocket?!?

Posted by: A squirrel about to have a bad day at April 18, 2024 04:00 PM (ibTVg)

102 Since 2016, there have been four national elections, with a fifth on the way. Trump was involved in all but one. He's due to start stopping elections any day now!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 03:55 PM (KbCG3)

don't don't let's start

ana ng

-- They might be giants

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 18, 2024 04:01 PM (nXhwP)

103

I'm sure Muldoon could give you the code for microphallus.
Posted by: Sponge

Obama syndrome.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2024 04:01 PM (yzHVK)

104 I hope Biden ordered the sushi.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 18, 2024 04:01 PM (ogTiX)

105
This is the most farcical Trial I have ever seen. The Fix is in from top to bottom. Somebody has to put a stop to this

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM


Trump has to stay within a short commute of NYC, which means NY, PA, and NJ. It looks as if he's gonna campaign like hell in those states.

I'm gonna laugh like hell if this backfires on the leftist scum.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 04:01 PM (RKVpM)

106 Ice cream scooper guy is wearing his 14 pieces of flair.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 18, 2024 04:01 PM (wBaIH)

107
Great, something new to worry about.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 04:00 PM (DRSnL)



Just keep your head level and stretch your neck back. It'll eventually fix the muscle memory and stay back more naturally.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

108 Biden stopped by a Sheetz gas station today
.......

Too bad he didn't try the sushi.

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2024 04:02 PM (v0R5T)

109 This bai-din guy thought Sheetz meant something else.

Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2024 04:02 PM (o2ZRX)

110 Biden stopped by a Sheetz gas station today
.......

No pictures of him standing under the $7.50 per gal sign?
Posted by: wth at April 18, 2024 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

He saw the " I Did That" stickers on the pumps.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 04:02 PM (R4t5M)

111 I have offered criticisms of Trump before. But he's a really upbeat guy. Ebullient, for you learned types. Anyway, he's always on the verge of doing the Naruto run toward supporters. Hence the stance. But the Secret Service gets really grouchy about that kind of thing and asks him not to.

Posted by: Anime and Cartoons Explain a Lot of What We See Today at April 18, 2024 04:02 PM (q9dju)

112 I haven't been following most of Trump's courtroom nonsense all that closely because it only serves to infuriate me, but did his team move for a change of venue? All they'd have had to do to get a better jury pool is move to Staten Island, which despite being a NYC county actually went for him in '20 and I think '16.

I mean, I would be totally unsurprised if they moved for it and were denied for some b.s. reason, but I am curious.

Posted by: ThePopeofFremontStreet at April 18, 2024 04:02 PM (LS6i5)

113 This bai-din guy thought Sheetz meant something else.
Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2024 04:02 PM (o2ZRX)



MY BUTTS BEEN WIPED after I SHEETZ my PANTS!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

114 Gee, I sure hope none of those employees put anything unsavory in that f*cker's food. Would hate for that to happen, or something...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 18, 2024 04:03 PM (XPM1I)

115 suspect Juror #2 would have been a good juror for Trump. That's why her "friends and family" were pressuring her and almost certainly saying "if you don't convict Trump, we'll hate you." So she said "fuck this."
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 03:50 PM (iFTx/)

Yeah i doubt it...A single female oncology nurse in NYC?
Sounds far left even before considering Abortion.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2024 04:03 PM (PQ4m2)

116 112 I haven't been following most of Trump's courtroom nonsense all that closely because it only serves to infuriate me, but did his team move for a change of venue

I Believe so

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2024 04:04 PM (Akjoo)

117 Had a masseuse that told me if you keep doing that and not pulling your head back to straigten it out, you will develop bone deterioration in your neck.

I make it a point to pull my head back as often as I notice it coming forward.
Posted by: Sponge
---------
This is not the help I need right now.

Posted by: The squirrel at April 18, 2024 04:04 PM (HjRfs)

118 >>>Biden stopped by a Sheetz gas station today because he wanted to try to replicate Trump's bodega visit.
It didn't work. No one cheered. No one was excited to see him.

In person, in non-TV lighting and without pancake TV makeup, Biden probably looks like a cadaver that has been used all day in a plastic surgery school.

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 04:04 PM (5fDan)

119 BIDEN: "Are you ready to choose freedom over democracy?! Because that's America."

https://tinyurl.com/3es5yxpw

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #11 at April 18, 2024 04:04 PM (qfLjt)

120 I'm not into politics, so I've never put a sign on my lawn or anything like that. But I like living in a place where the signs don't get vandalized. Anywhere you go, GOP voters are too civilized and docile for that kinda shit. But here, they outnumber the NPCs to a point where it would be unwise.

In a lot of places, like my old hood, you're lucky if they don't vandalize your face for supporting Trump. No sign stands a chance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2024 04:04 PM (0FoWg)

121 96 89 The way Trump presents himself in public is "not my cup of tea," she added.

Well now that's a swell reason to convict someone of a non existent crime./sarc. Perhaps she needs to switch to coffee and also get a clue.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2024 03:58 PM (XkYcA)

What? With a suit, friendly, waving, shaking people's hand? Like an outgoing man who likes people and has a great measure of self respect?

Yeah. That's horrible.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 03:59 PM (di6C2)

Mean Tweets in the first degree. 100 life sentences, to run consecutively, in a federal pound-him-in-the-ass prison.

Posted by: Fair and Impartial NY Jurors at April 18, 2024 04:04 PM (q9dju)

122 I saw the Face Vandals open for NOFX at the Ogden in '96.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:05 PM (HnUIn)

123 I saw the Face Vandals open for NOFX at the Ogden in '96.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:05 PM (HnUIn)



You almost asked for it........


https://youtu.be/BUvIADT_IQY

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

124 Strike one.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

125 Evil is evil does.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at April 18, 2024 04:06 PM (ytSiK)

126 I don't think Shitpants would survive a Rutters.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 04:06 PM (GkFGh)

127 MY BUTTS BEEN WIPED after I SHEETZ my PANTS!!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)
......

no wonder nobody wants to shake his hand.

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2024 04:07 PM (v0R5T)

128 In person, in non-TV lighting and without pancake TV makeup, Biden probably looks like a cadaver that has been used all day in a plastic surgery school.
Posted by: Gref

-

I bet it was like Hillary visiting that Taco Bell or whatever. No one knew it was her and someone from ABC that was riding in the convoy called the restaurant later to tell them Hillary was there so that there would be a story.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 04:07 PM (WCiZg)

129 2 ABC Baltimore: Police: Student who wrote 129-page manifesto to shoot up school wanted to be famous, 12:54 pm, updated 1:33 pm

(Andrea) Ye is currently in custody at Montgomery County Central Booking where he awaits a bond hearing. 🤷‍♀️


Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 18, 2024 04:07 PM (NFX2v)

130 Trump isn't going to get a fair jury, judge or prosecutor

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 04:07 PM (fwDg9)

131 SNL skit idea: Biden walks into a gas station and everyone figures he's lost and tries to direct him back to the limo.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2024 04:08 PM (z/ifB)

132 You almost asked for it........

https://youtu.be/BUvIADT_IQY
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
Been a while since I've heard that one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:08 PM (HnUIn)

133 Demonstrations and police action at Columbia University. The president o f Columbia got the message at the congressional hearing and called in NYPD to clear the pro Hamas crowd

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 18, 2024 04:08 PM (DQYe1)

134 SNL skit idea: Biden walks into a gas station and everyone figures he's lost and tries to direct him back to the limo.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2024 04:08 PM (z/ifB)
++++
LOL. That would be pretty good.

SNL would never do it, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:08 PM (HnUIn)

135 119 BIDEN: "Are you ready to choose freedom over democracy?! Because that's America."

https://tinyurl.com/3es5yxpw
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #11 at April 18, 2024 04:04 PM (qfLjt)

+++++

Yikes. I mean, freedom >>>>>> democracy, but this is pathetic.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 18, 2024 04:09 PM (ogTiX)

136 134 SNL skit idea: Biden walks into a gas station and everyone figures he's lost and tries to direct him back to the limo.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2024 04:08 PM (z/ifB)
++++
LOL. That would be pretty good.

SNL would never do it, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:08 PM (HnUIn)

======

It's just too bad that there's no comedy to be had from the moral man who is our president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:09 PM (GBKbO)

137 It's just too bad that there's no comedy to be had from the moral man who is our president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:09 PM (GBKbO)
++++
It's a tragedy that comics face every day.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:10 PM (HnUIn)

138 January 6 Committee Democrats Say They Fear Trump Will Put Them in Jail
Well, as you people are want to say, if you've done nothing wrong then you have nothing to fear, right?

https://tinyurl.com/3prvsyjs

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #12 at April 18, 2024 04:10 PM (qfLjt)

139 NYT Live Updates: Police Arresting Pro-Palestinian Protesters at Columbia
Officers began arresting students on Thursday, a day after university officials testified about antisemitism before Congress.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 18, 2024 04:10 PM (NFX2v)

140 Trump can't get a fair trial in NYC, Philly, DC, Atlanta, maybe Boston.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 18, 2024 04:10 PM (MeG8a)

141 The CBS late-night talk show host announced he was hosting a full week of episodes from the Auditorium Theatre from August 19 through August 22.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024

=======

Did Johnny Carson ever do this?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 0


***
Never that I know of. He, like Bob Hope and other entertainers of the Seventies and earlier, made jokes about both sides in any election; both Rs and Ds were fair game. I don't think JC was ever openly partisan.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 18, 2024 04:10 PM (J2vNu)

142 January 6 Committee Democrats Say They Fear Trump Will Put Them in Jail

--

I'm already voting for him, guys.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 04:10 PM (WCiZg)

143 "Yeah, there was this stinky lady at the chic fil a today. Like, super stinky, knock a buzzard off a gut wagon stinky... and she had like ten friends all hanging around her in suits.... you'd think *one* of them would tell her she smells like a skunk fucked an anchovy and put the rubber in its pocket... i mean, right?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 04:11 PM (GkFGh)

144 It's just too bad that there's no comedy to be had from the moral man who is our president.
====
It's not like stuttering is a source for comedy.

Posted by: Public defender from my cousin vinnie at April 18, 2024 04:11 PM (FtmW0)

145 January 6 Committee Democrats Say They Fear Trump Will Put Them in Jail


You withheld evidence, lied and falsely imprisoned Americans with your bullshit.

You SHOULD wind up in jail, if not tried for treason and hanged by the neck until dead when found guilty.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

146 Actually, I DO prefer Freedom over democracy, if it comes down to it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 04:12 PM (di6C2)

147 You withheld evidence, lied and falsely imprisoned Americans with your bullshit.

You SHOULD wind up in jail, if not tried for treason and hanged by the neck until dead when found guilty.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

*types* *deletes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 04:12 PM (di6C2)

148 Joe was axing for the key to the shitter but it's chained to a hubcap so it won't get stolen and it was too heavy for the senile old fuck.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2024 04:12 PM (cDEsv)

149 Has anyone mentioned, the Wayne's World full body "schwing" Biden does 5 seconds into the video, when he spies the 6 year old blonde girl standing next to her mom?????!!!
Posted by: WTF??? at April 18, 2024


***
What held him back from going full pedo on her? The knowledge, however dim in his brain, that there were too many witnesses? Never seemed to stop him before.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 18, 2024 04:13 PM (J2vNu)

150 Democracy without freedom isn't democracy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 04:13 PM (GkFGh)

151 Had a masseuse that told me if you keep doing that and not pulling your head back to straigten it out, you will develop bone deterioration in your neck.

I make it a point to pull my head back as often as I notice it coming forward.


I suppose I could get a giant-ass computer monitor and mount it 2/3 of the way up the wall.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 18, 2024 04:14 PM (/y8xj)

152 "If you have a gun, then you'd never get robbed," Trump said. "That would be the end of it."

I am going to correct him ever so slightly. If they THINK you have a gun, then you’d never get robbed, because self-preservation is an instinct that even thieves possess (h/t, The Wolf). That is the magic of deterrence.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 04:14 PM (8sMut)

153 The elevator type music playing in Biden's Sheetz visit video was great.

Made me chuckle.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 18, 2024 04:14 PM (4aZAS)

154 The elevator type music playing in Biden's Sheetz visit video was great.

Made me chuckle.
Posted by: Just Lily at April 18, 2024 04:14 PM (4aZAS)



It should've been.......


https://youtu.be/qPKDb99JYeM

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

155 Wouldn't it be ironic if the court forcing Trump to stay in New York lead him to campaign there and win the state?

I don't see any way it happens, but stranger things have happened.

Posted by: Thatch at April 18, 2024 04:15 PM (LLNW4)

156 I heard yesterday that two of the jurors were attorneys.

I thought it was commonly known that attorneys are almost always automatically excluded from being on juries?

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 18, 2024 04:15 PM (HlbBf)

157 144 It's just too bad that there's no comedy to be had from the moral man who is our president.
====
It's not like stuttering is a source for comedy.
Posted by: Public defender from my cousin vinnie at April 18, 2024 04:11 PM (FtmW0)

=======

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

158 Has anyone mentioned, the Wayne's World full body "schwing"
Biden does 5 seconds into the video, when he spies the 6 year old blonde girl standing next to her mom?????!!!
Posted by: WTF??? at April 18, 2024 03:58 PM (FtmW0)
++++
I hadn't watched it, but this made me go take a look.

Yeesh. He stopped short and fast - quickly enough to squeak his shoes on the floor - and stared right at her. He was doing pretty well this time, because he had the presence of mind to at least glance at the girl's mother for a moment. Good thing he was wearing sunglasses or the creepy leer would have been *really* obvious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:16 PM (HnUIn)

159
I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

Maybe watch a movie once in a while, dude.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 04:16 PM (GkFGh)

160 159
I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

Maybe watch a movie once in a while, dude.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 04:16 PM (GkFGh)

========

What the fuck is a movie?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

161 Has anyone mentioned, the Wayne's World full body "schwing" Biden does 5 seconds into the video, when he spies the 6 year old blonde girl standing next to her mom?????!!!
Posted by: WTF??? at April 18, 2024

***
What held him back from going full pedo on her? The knowledge, however dim in his brain, that there were too many witnesses? Never seemed to stop him before.
===
Sheets Momma, subtley brandished a can of pepper spray....

Posted by: Public defender from my cousin vinnie at April 18, 2024 04:16 PM (FtmW0)

162 Ah, here is a question I've had for a while.
What is the distinction between an attorney and a lawyer, if any?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 18, 2024 04:17 PM (MeG8a)

163 I suppose I could get a giant-ass computer monitor and mount it 2/3 of the way up the wall.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 18, 2024 04:14 PM (/y8xj)
++++
That's more or less what I did, except mine is on a desk riser. Strongly recommend.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:17 PM (HnUIn)

164 ========

What the fuck is a movie?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:16 PM (GBKbO)



Yeah, try to avoid THOSE theaters........

Posted by: Paul Rubens at April 18, 2024 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

165 January 6 Committee Democrats Say They Fear Trump Will Put Them in Jail


...

You'll be fine.

Posted by: The guys who got Daniel thrown in the lion's den at April 18, 2024 04:17 PM (z/ifB)

166 160 159
I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

Maybe watch a movie once in a while, dude.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 04:16 PM (GkFGh)

========

What the fuck is a movie?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

Don't bother. The book is always better.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 18, 2024 04:17 PM (4aZAS)

167 155 Wouldn't it be ironic if the court forcing Trump to stay in New York lead him to campaign there and win the state?

I don't see any way it happens, but stranger things have happened.

Posted by: Thatch at April 18, 2024 04:15 PM (LLNW4)

Consider that many in this area may either:

A) be meeting conservatives for the first time

B) be exposed to the fact that there are more conservatives in the area than expected and thinking that maybe voting isn't a fruitless endeavor.

Either way, it's a no-lose situation.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 04:17 PM (KbCG3)

168 I'm sure Muldoon could give you the code for microphallus.
Posted by: Sponge

*********

As you probably suspected, there IS a code for that:


ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code Q55.62

Hypoplasia of penis



Congenital hypoplasia of penis; Congenital penile hypoplasia; Micropenis; Olberman syndrome Type II, (see also Wee Willie Winky)

Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2024 04:18 PM (991eG)

169 133 Demonstrations and police action at Columbia University

--
Too bad they don't give hickory shampoos anymore

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 18, 2024 04:18 PM (EGSGm)

170 I heard yesterday that two of the jurors were attorneys.

I thought it was commonly known that attorneys are almost always automatically excluded from being on juries?
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 18, 2024 04:15 PM (HlbBf)

...

Do two attorneys ever agree on anything though?

Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2024 04:18 PM (z/ifB)

171
The Biden/Sheetz gas station visit on the other side of PA? WTF - our gas on the east side of the state is .50/gallon higher.

Photoshop sign?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 04:19 PM (RKVpM)

172 130 Trump isn't going to get a fair jury, judge or prosecutor
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 04:07 PM (fwDg9)

The judge will add a new charge: Trump looked at me wrong,

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 04:19 PM (8sMut)

173 Don't bother. The book is always better.
===
Except in the case of Prometheus

Posted by: Public defender from my cousin vinnie at April 18, 2024 04:19 PM (FtmW0)

174 What the fuck is a movie?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

I don't know, some weirdos do a thing with a camera and then draw cartoons over it on a computer and then throw it all out and start over five times and somehow a handful of people make a giant pile of cash even though the whole enterprise is in hock for half a billion dollars and nobody else got paid.

I hear it's a glamorous industry.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 04:19 PM (GkFGh)

175 Do two attorneys ever agree on anything though?
-

Where to go for lunch.

What Christmas present to send to the others' office.

There are likely others.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 04:19 PM (WCiZg)

176 20 Trump going to Harlem is like Nixon going to China.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 18, 2024 03:47 PM (rJ48h)

—-

There’s an old Vulcan proverb: only Nixon could go to China.

Posted by: Captain Spock at April 18, 2024 04:20 PM (VbmpJ)

177 Congenital hypoplasia of penis; Congenital penile hypoplasia; Micropenis; Olberman syndrome Type II, (see also Wee Willie Winky)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2024 04:18 PM (991eG)



Oh shit.....that's too perfect.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

178 Huh...thought I did that right.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

179 Do two attorneys ever agree on anything though?
Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2024 04:18 PM (z/ifB)

+++++

Not if they are on the clock.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 18, 2024 04:20 PM (ogTiX)

180 What was the "Don't jump" thing that Biden said there at the end?

Posted by: m at April 18, 2024 04:21 PM (o3SCB)

181 What is the distinction between an attorney and a lawyer, if any?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 18, 2024 04:17 PM (MeG8a)
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Root.

Lawyer comes (obviously) from "Law," which is from Norse and came to England by the same way all the Norse stuff did.

Attorney comes from "atorne," which is from French and came to England by the same way all the French stuff did.

"Lawyer" developed as English in England, and "Attorney" started (probably) as a French loanword. They developed at about the same time, and are direct synonyms.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:21 PM (HnUIn)

182 Fuck those people from NYC. They better hope they or their idiot spawn never so much as jaywalk in another state. You want to play that game? Ok, get ready to see Junior become the most popular asshole in prison.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 18, 2024 04:21 PM (YPuuI)

183 Has anyone mentioned, the Wayne's World full body "schwing"
Biden does 5 seconds into the video, when he spies the 6 year old blonde girl standing next to her mom?????!!!
Posted by: WTF??? at April 18, 2024 03:58 PM (FtmW0)
++++
I hadn't watched it, but this made me go take a look.

Yeesh. He stopped short and fast - quickly enough to squeak his shoes on the floor - and stared right at her. He was doing pretty well this time, because he had the presence of mind to at least glance at the girl's mother for a moment. Good thing he was wearing sunglasses or the creepy leer would have been *really* obvious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:16 PM (HnUIn)
==

The lack of pedo perving given the chance and the sunglasses hiding his eyes gives me more than an 85% chance this was one of Joefredo's doubles. The real corrupt pedo would have not held back for his sniff and feel.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 18, 2024 04:21 PM (17s+e)

184 > January 6 Committee Democrats Say They Fear Trump Will Put Them in Jail
__________

If I'm not mistaken they are likely to be investigated for destroying evidence that was requested when McCarthy and the R's got the speakership. That and something else to do with the documentation they developed.

The committee's whole shit show is coming unglued.

But, it would take Republicans to actually, you know, give a fuck about it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 18, 2024 04:22 PM (Q4IgG)

185 What was the "Don't jump" thing that Biden said there at the end?
Posted by: m at April 18, 2024 04:21 PM (o3SCB)



He had that House of Pain song stuck in his head.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)

186 "Lawyer" developed as English in England, and "Attorney" started (probably) as a French loanword. They developed at about the same time, and are direct synonyms.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:21 PM (HnUIn)

Nobody every says lawyer at law though for some reason.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2024 04:22 PM (z/ifB)

187 This brunette just woke up and is utterly unsurprised to find yet another story of judicial corruption in the news:
http://tiny.cc/cb0txz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:23 PM (HnUIn)

188 Sheetz does have good fried cheese curds. Now if they could only have good coffee like WaWas....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 18, 2024 04:23 PM (YRsIm)

189 I also think Trump should go to his son's graduation. Let that ass-pirate judge throw him in prison. You might as well call the section at that point.

This is the lawlessness and judicial tyranny that people despise most.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 18, 2024 04:23 PM (YPuuI)

190 It’s the 118th anniversary of the Great San Francisco Earthquake, as well as the 149th of Paul Revere’s Ride.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 04:24 PM (9yWhg)

191 What is the distinction between an attorney and a lawyer, if any?

*******

An attorney pricks your finger and a lawyer fingers your prick...

...no wiait, that's a phlebotomist and a urologist.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2024 04:24 PM (991eG)

192 "January 6 Committee Democrats Say They Fear Trump Will Put Them in Jail"

Why did they skip, "walked onto a gallows and hung"?

Posted by: Vengeance at April 18, 2024 04:24 PM (YPuuI)

193 Olberman syndrome Type II, (see also Wee Willie Winky)
Posted by: Muldoon

oh, I guess I messed up on the numbering: Olberman Syndrome is Type II, I was looking at Obama Syndrome Type I.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2024 04:24 PM (yzHVK)

194 Nobody every says lawyer at law though for some reason.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2024 04:22 PM (z/ifB)
++++
Yeah, the "Attorney at Law" construction is odd, because "attorney" means *only* that in English. In French, not so much. IIRC, it is basically "appointee," though in English it has only the one meaning: the person appointed by the client to represent him in legal matters.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:24 PM (HnUIn)

195 187 This brunette just woke up and is utterly unsurprised to find yet another story of judicial corruption in the news:
http://tiny.cc/cb0txz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:23 PM (HnUIn)

Fun fact, once worked with a girl who looked almost exactly like her.

She was very cute from a distance. Closer inspection revealed the mustache of a 13-year-old boy. The maintenance must've been a bitch.

Still, cute though.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 04:25 PM (KbCG3)

196 149th?

Posted by: Oglebay at April 18, 2024 04:25 PM (ogTiX)

197 The lack of pedo perving given the chance and the sunglasses hiding his eyes gives me more than an 85% chance this was one of Joefredo's doubles.

I thought the whole point of the body double was that he didn't wander around looking like a shuffling zombie.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 18, 2024 04:25 PM (/y8xj)

198 I've never seen a mechanic at car, or a plumber at sink.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 04:25 PM (GkFGh)

199 200!

Posted by: m at April 18, 2024 04:26 PM (o3SCB)

200 I've never seen a mechanic at car, or a plumber at sink.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 04:25 PM (GkFGh)



Heh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)

201 200

Posted by: m at April 18, 2024 04:26 PM (o3SCB)

202 LOL

Posted by: m at April 18, 2024 04:26 PM (o3SCB)

203 Maybe Biden's uncle was ate by camels but he stuttered.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2024 04:27 PM (Y6IkP)

204
196 149th?

Posted by: Oglebay at April 18, 2024 04:25 PM (ogTiX)

199 200!
Posted by: m at April 18, 2024 04:26 PM (o3SCB)



LMFAO

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)

205 Speaking of Sheetz, wife and I were road tripping with the kids (6, 4) and needed to stop for gas. I couldn't remember which one we liked better, Sheetz or QuikTrip. Thought it was QT so I stopped at the first one I could find when kids needed bathroom.

Naturally, some woman was in the ladies room with drugs and I come out of the mens room to find cops outside of the womens room with my wife and daughter in there.

Little one learned a bit about the world that day. I also learned that we liked Sheetz better.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 04:27 PM (KbCG3)

206 Trump isn't going to get a fair jury, judge or prosecutor
Posted by: Skip

You forgot executioner.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 18, 2024 04:27 PM (cOq4q)

207 90 DO NOT FUCK THE SQUIRRELS

THANK YOU
Posted by: Central Park Zoo at April 18, 2024 03:58 PM (R4t5M)


Good advice. I wish it was given to me before the... incident.

Posted by: B. J. Moose at April 18, 2024 04:27 PM (DTX3h)

208 m missed it by that much and then again by that much.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 18, 2024 04:27 PM (17s+e)

209 What SEPCIFIC dire threat does Trump pose to democracy?
Posted by: butch


There's a good twitter thread on this. A bit long but TL/DR: "But the rise of the new right in democratic processes like Trump, Brexit, Bolsonaro, etc was too much of an unexpected contradiction, and they panicked; and since they confuse democracy with eschatological democracy, a challenge to their utopia is perceived as a death threat to democracy. Since everything is acceptable to destroy the devil, they resort to authoritarian measures, including censorship, while believing they are the saviors of freedom and democracy."
twitter.com/ggmaultasch/status/1780728594727153797

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 04:28 PM (IG4Id)

210 I've never seen a mechanic at car, or a plumber at sink.

Seems like that's exactly where you'd see them.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 18, 2024 04:28 PM (/y8xj)

211 196 Yep.
“On the eighteenth of April in ‘75,
Hardly a man is now alive
Who remembers that fateful day and year”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 04:28 PM (9yWhg)

212 Jesse Watters on Tuesday broadcast extensive biographical details about Juror No. 2 -- her neighborhood, occupation, education, marital and family status, and what industry her fiance works in...He claimed last night that "undercover liberal activists" are trying to get on the jury -- comments Trump promoted.

All the coverage from RW media will be spun into OJ Simpson proportions. Making trials harder, and more importantly, much longer to finish.

His sponsors should be getting lots of calls for this unethical conduct. Anyone know who they are? I don’t watch his show but if we had a list, we could protest this.

Boycotts of Fox Sponsors aren't particularly effective. Fox is trying to engineer a mistrial.

he should be charged with a crime. that's jury tampering for sure. convince me i'm wrong about this. it's an absolute abuse of the First Amendment at the very least.

same with the 2nd amendment. it was never intended to mean any old person could have guns that kill multiple people at one time. i hate republicans.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 18, 2024 04:29 PM (ycI94)

213 The way the people greeted Trump at the bodega - in Harlem, one might get the impression that if this phony, baloney trial continues into June and Trump skips out of every court session for a meet and greet, NY might be in play by September. Man, I can't get over how stupid the Dems are.

Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2024 04:29 PM (rj6Yv)

214 208 m missed it by that much and then again by that much.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 18, 2024 04:27 PM (17s+e)

Sad.

Posted by: m at April 18, 2024 04:29 PM (o3SCB)

215 http://tiny.cc/cb0txz

That’s a Persian girl fo sure.

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 04:29 PM (MNhXM)

216 One of the most of many awkward things about that Biden clip is his keeping his sunglasses on indoors.
Among actual humanoids, universal sign of A Tool.

Posted by: Zek at April 18, 2024 04:30 PM (5FPX4)

217 The way the people greeted Trump at the bodega - in Harlem, one might get the impression that if this phony, baloney trial continues into June and Trump skips out of every court session for a meet and greet, NY might be in play by September. Man, I can't get over how stupid the Dems are.
Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2024 04:29 PM (rj6Yv)
++++
Maybe they're dumb enough to put him jail to prevent it.

Or the judge will find some phony baloney rationale for forbidding him from doing so.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:30 PM (HnUIn)

218 Wawa>Sheetz

But not by much

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 04:30 PM (9yWhg)

219 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 18, 2024 04:29 PM (ycI94)

Nice try... Waters had the same bio everyone had

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2024 04:30 PM (Akjoo)

220 That’s a Persian girl fo sure.
Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 04:29 PM (MNhXM)
++++
Possibly. My immediate thought was that she looked Jewish.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:30 PM (HnUIn)

221 "and despite the dire threat he poses to democracy"

Oh, just go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 18, 2024 04:31 PM (Qt4kF)

222 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 18, 2024 04:29 PM (ycI94)

Funny no mention of the juror stating she couldn’t be impartial.

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 04:31 PM (MNhXM)

223 Where's the second pillow case?

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2024 04:31 PM (v0R5T)

224 >>The way the people greeted Trump at the bodega - in Harlem, one might get the impression that if this phony, baloney trial continues into June and Trump skips out of every court session for a meet and greet, NY might be in play by September. Man, I can't get over how stupid the Dems are.


Dude had the #1 Reality TV show running for how many years?

He knows how to work the crowd.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2024 04:32 PM (qRonQ)

225 Where's the second pillow case?
Posted by: wth at April 18, 2024 04:31 PM (v0R5T)
++++
I don't know the status of Mike Lindell's litigation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:32 PM (HnUIn)

226 It will get fun if a jury convicts Trump on these bull shit charges never used on anyone else

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 04:32 PM (fwDg9)

227 Possibly. My immediate thought was that she looked Jewish.
Posted by: Joe



Both?

Posted by: N at April 18, 2024 04:32 PM (RjBju)

228 217 Or the judge will find some phony baloney rationale for forbidding him from doing so.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:30 PM (HnUIn)

========

"Trump is trying to terrify the jury by showing how unpopular this trial is. We should be uncolored by popularity when fearlessly pursuing the unbiased application of the law. Trump is hereby ordered gagged, bound, and executed."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:32 PM (GBKbO)

229 I notice the head forward on Trump too. He should work on it--makes him look older.

Posted by: PJ at April 18, 2024 04:32 PM (G1dq6)

230 216 One of the most of many awkward things about that Biden clip is his keeping his sunglasses on indoors.
Among actual humanoids, universal sign of A Tool.
Posted by: Zek at April 18, 2024 04:30 PM (5FPX4)

-------
And a sure sign of not being one of the sharpest ones in the shed.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 18, 2024 04:32 PM (4aZAS)

231 Both?
Posted by: N at April 18, 2024 04:32 PM (RjBju)
++++
Technically possible but exceedingly unlikely...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:32 PM (HnUIn)

232 221 "and despite the dire threat he poses to democracy"

Oh, just go fuck yourself.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 18, 2024 04:31 PM (Qt4kF)

Yeah, he poses a “threat to democracy” but left office exactly on time. So bloody tired.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 04:32 PM (8sMut)

233 >>Possibly. My immediate thought was

...oof, that face.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2024 04:33 PM (qRonQ)

234 If it looks like NY and NJ are actually in play, their only options are to kill the guy, or just let him win and go for maximum chaos. I'm talking Summer of Love x50,000. A George Floyd every week. "School shootings were down to twenty five today". These monsters will try to make life unlivable.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 04:33 PM (GkFGh)

235 That’s a Persian girl fo sure.
Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 04:29 PM (MNhXM)
++++
Possibly. My immediate thought was that she looked Jewish.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:30 PM (HnUIn)

Abraham was from Ur so split the difference. 😀

220/221

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 04:33 PM (MNhXM)

236 229 I notice the head forward on Trump too. He should work on it--makes him look older.

Never been any reason.... wait that's Head East

Posted by: Taggart at April 18, 2024 04:33 PM (og5mY)

237 216 One of the most of many awkward things about that Biden clip is his keeping his sunglasses on indoors.
Among actual humanoids, universal sign of A Tool.
Posted by: Zek at April 18, 2024 04:30 PM (5FPX4)

-------
And a sure sign of not being one of the sharpest ones in the shed.
Posted by: Just Lily at April 18, 2024 04:32 PM (4aZAS)
---
I'm sure his image consultants have told him he looks like a total badass...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 04:33 PM (7fElN)

238 despite the dire threat he poses to democracy"
=====
Because we are superheroes saving the world from Trump, nothing is off limits. The constitution?! Pshaw!!! ITS NOT A SUI CIDE PACT!!!!

Posted by: Progtarded mindset at April 18, 2024 04:34 PM (FtmW0)

239 234 If it looks like NY and NJ are actually in play, their only options are to kill the guy, or just let him win and go for maximum chaos. I'm talking Summer of Love x50,000. A George Floyd every week. "School shootings were down to twenty five today". These monsters will try to make life unlivable.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 04:33 PM (GkFGh)

=======

I seriously, seriously doubt that NYC, the city of Tammany, is in any way in danger of not being able to deliver enough ballots to carry the state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:34 PM (GBKbO)

240 For all of Trump's sins and lies since then, and despite the dire threat he poses to democracy, he drew similar cheers in Harlem on Tuesday.

Perhaps the People disagree with this characterization.

Posted by: m at April 18, 2024 04:34 PM (o3SCB)

241 I'm sure his image consultants have told him he looks like a total badass...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 04:33 PM (7fElN)

Got the ass part of it right

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2024 04:35 PM (Akjoo)

242 whoopsie-doodle~!

@_johnnymaga 39m
🚨
@NYMag reporter deleted her tweet revealing that a prospective jurors son works for Hakeem Jeffries

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 04:35 PM (IG4Id)

243 Trump should habitually visit a NYC crime scene that Soros DA is responsible for every day after court lets out. No matter how long this show trial lasts, he will not run out of campaign locales.

Posted by: Martin Tell at April 18, 2024 04:35 PM (rVVOv)

244 "Johnnymaga/Ali Alexander is a gay pedo and Alex Breusewitz stuck his dong in a squirrel."

Jealousy is never a good look.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 18, 2024 04:35 PM (Qt4kF)

245 199 200

201 200

"Fire for effect!"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2024 04:35 PM (991eG)

246 Technically possible but exceedingly unlikely...
Posted by: Joe



Not in Iran, but Buenos Aires, nyc, Toronto, la, bigly

Posted by: N at April 18, 2024 04:35 PM (RjBju)

247 "If it looks like NY and NJ are actually in play, their only options are to kill the guy, or just let him win and go for maximum chaos. I'm talking Summer of Love x50,000. A George Floyd every week. "School shootings were down to twenty five today". These monsters will try to make life unlivable. -Warai-otoko"

They would start an actual hot war with Russia or unleash a new Disease X to get Trump. How do I know? Because they basically already did both.

Posted by: Zek at April 18, 2024 04:35 PM (5FPX4)

248 237 216 One of the most of many awkward things about that Biden clip is his keeping his sunglasses on indoors.
Among actual humanoids, universal sign of A Tool.
Posted by: Zek at April 18, 2024 04:30 PM (5FPX4)

-------
And a sure sign of not being one of the sharpest ones in the shed.
Posted by: Just Lily at April 18, 2024 04:32 PM (4aZAS)
---
I'm sure his image consultants have told him he looks like a total badass...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 04:33 PM (7fElN)

"Look, Jack, we have to distract from the fact that you walk like a mannequin and have black saucers for pupils. Put on these damn sunglasses and try to keep your hands off the little girls."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 04:36 PM (KbCG3)

249 216 One of the most of many awkward things about that Biden clip is his keeping his sunglasses on indoors.
Among actual humanoids, universal sign of A Tool.
Posted by: Zek at April 18, 2024 04:30 PM (5FPX4)

-------
And a sure sign of not being one of the sharpest ones in the shed.
Posted by: Just Lily at April 18, 2024 04:32 PM (4aZAS)
---
I'm sure his image consultants have told him he looks like a total badass...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
===

Maybe Doktor Jilly is wife elder beating beating the old pedo? But more likely the drugs make is eyes look like saucers. More, more likely it is a Joefredo double.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 18, 2024 04:36 PM (17s+e)

250 http://tiny.cc/cb0txz


Yeesh. Talk about mutton dressed as lamb.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 04:36 PM (9yWhg)

251 ---
I'm sure his image consultants have told him he looks like a total badass...


Like he just stepped off the set of Top Gun

Posted by: Taggart at April 18, 2024 04:36 PM (og5mY)

252 @205osted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 04:27 PM (KbCG3)
++++++
IMHO Sheetz and QT are very similar. Of course the gold standard is Buc-EEs.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 18, 2024 04:37 PM (Z8Xq7)

253 It still bothers me that, due the Left's epic ability to coat the world in lies, everyone still talks about coof as something that "just happened".

We were fucking bioattacked. The world was bioattacked by China *and* the U.S and millions were killed.

But somehow everyone thinks coof is just something that "happened". It's astonishing when you consider reality vs the perception thereof. If the Left had let the truth come out earlier instead of attacking it at every possible turn, people would know. And they wouldn't just know, they would be forced to say it because they would know everyone knew. It's weird.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 04:37 PM (lX8VI)

254
One of the most of many awkward things about that Biden clip is his keeping his sunglasses on indoors.

You or I see that and probably think 'drug abuser' who doesn't want anyone to see their eyes. It's been heavy overcast in PA today so there's no way he actually needed the shades.

My portable solar panel was registering .10% of capacity. That's freakin' dark.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 04:37 PM (RKVpM)

255 More, more likely it is a Joefredo double.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 18, 2024 04:36 PM (17s+e)

"This guy doesn't even have the right eye color!"

"Well all the other ones quit, so put some shades on the bastard and just try to get through the day. "

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 04:38 PM (GkFGh)

256 Thanks, Joe. That was my suspicion as well. Someone was trying to convince me that the 2 terms meant differing things. I wasn't buying it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 18, 2024 04:38 PM (MeG8a)

257 "Like he just stepped off the set of Top Gun"

Goose: Bidenvrick, you're too low !
Bidenvrick: What do I have to worry about? I already shit my pants!

Posted by: Zek at April 18, 2024 04:38 PM (5FPX4)

258 Maybe they're dumb enough to put him jail to prevent it.

Or the judge will find some phony baloney rationale for forbidding him from doing so.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:30 PM (HnUIn)

Joe, that kind of thinking leads me to believe that you think this is a judicial proceeding. It isn't. It's hardball, quasi-Stasi political combat. Trump is playing his cards well. By the time a probable guilty verdict comes out, the whole country will know what a terrible thing the NY judicial system truly is. Landslide.

Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2024 04:40 PM (rj6Yv)

259 You or I see that and probably think 'drug abuser' who doesn't want anyone to see their eyes. It's been heavy overcast in PA today so there's no way he actually needed the shades.

My portable solar panel was registering .10% of capacity. That's freakin' dark.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 04:37 PM (RKVpM)

If only you could dilate the pupils on your solar panel.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 18, 2024 04:40 PM (4aZAS)

260 Possibly. My immediate thought was that she looked Jewish.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Sorry, breasts not large enough.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 04:40 PM (9yWhg)

261 Thanks, Joe. That was my suspicion as well. Someone was trying to convince me that the 2 terms meant differing things. I wasn't buying it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 18, 2024 04:38 PM (MeG8a)
++++
That's happened to me, too.

"No, I don't a lawyer. I want an *attorney.*"

Dude, there's no difference.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:40 PM (HnUIn)

262 What a bunch of skin pockets.

@JackPosobiec 2m
Audrey Hale's victims’ families try to block release of trans shooter's 'manifesto' over 'copyright' claims

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 04:40 PM (IG4Id)

263 "Sorry, breasts not large enough."
It's about me again, isn't it?

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's sister at April 18, 2024 04:40 PM (5FPX4)

264
NBC News: CONGRESS
House progressives release an agenda for 2025, with ideas for Biden to excite the base
The agenda is heavy on economics and lighter on cultural issues, carrying echoes of FDR's New Deal. It omits some issues that lack Democratic consensus, like "Medicare for All."

The Congressional Progressive Caucus agenda, first shared with NBC News, doubles as a blueprint of political advice for how it believes President Joe Biden can win over progressives and young voters who are uninspired by his re-election bid ahead of a rematch with former President Donald Trump.

“If the progressive base is not excited and enthusiastic — and if they don’t feel like we are trying to earn their votes and that they are important — then I think the horrific idea of a second Donald Trump presidency could become reality,” Rep. Pramila Jayapal, D-Wash., the progressive caucus chair, said in an interview. “We cannot afford to let that happen. And we won’t.”
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It's not year 5 of the billionaires pay their fair share, is it?

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 18, 2024 04:41 PM (NFX2v)

265 Joe, that kind of thinking leads me to believe that you think this is a judicial proceeding. It isn't. It's hardball, quasi-Stasi political combat. Trump is playing his cards well. By the time a probable guilty verdict comes out, the whole country will know what a terrible thing the NY judicial system truly is. Landslide.
Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2024 04:40 PM (rj6Yv)
++++
No, if it were a judicial proceeding, it never would have gotten this far.

But I am curious as to how far they'll take it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:41 PM (HnUIn)

266 They would start an actual hot war with Russia or unleash a new Disease X to get Trump. How do I know? Because they basically already did both.

I'm sure our intelligence community has full plans for both. The next "color revolution" will be right here if Trump can beat the fraud and actually get back into office.

Posted by: brak at April 18, 2024 04:41 PM (AR07F)

267 There is no difference, in the US, between "lawyer" and "attorney."

It's the Brits who have the "solicitor/barrister" distinction.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 04:41 PM (9yWhg)

268 "I can't afford an attorney, gimme a lawyer..."

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 18, 2024 04:41 PM (MeG8a)

269 262 What a bunch of skin pockets.

@JackPosobiec 2m
Audrey Hale's victims’ families try to block release of trans shooter's 'manifesto' over 'copyright' claims
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 04:40 PM (IG4Id)

I hope it's not their call to make.

Posted by: m at April 18, 2024 04:42 PM (o3SCB)

270 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 04:36 PM

She is packing a lot of bootie

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 04:42 PM (fwDg9)

271 biden voters like me r2 busy reeding books, to show up at campane events; you stupid fasists .

Posted by: Gary from Woonsocket (THE Gary) at April 18, 2024 04:42 PM (qUkBO)

272 Yeah, top gun, great movie, Fat, all the bottles spinning around and the Hawaiian shirts, and then he slides down the hall in his underwear.... i fucking love Michael Keaton. I'm Superman! Great guy, Superman. We called him Uncle Supes. I think he's actually my father, you know. Momma Biden was quite the hoor, lemme tell ya.....

Posted by: Shitpants at April 18, 2024 04:42 PM (GkFGh)

273 247 "If it looks like NY and NJ are actually in play,”

The sun will be setting in the East.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 04:43 PM (8sMut)

274 wonder how many FISA warrants they've run on the jury... bet it's not 0

Posted by: Inogame at April 18, 2024 04:43 PM (53oGX)

275 I think Beau would be a great juror for the Trump trial. I will talk to him about volunteering him later today.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:43 PM (15lwl)

276 No, if it were a judicial proceeding, it never would have gotten this far.

But I am curious as to how far they'll take it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:41 PM (HnUIn)

This BS Alvin Bragg fiasco reminds me of the O. Henry story "The Ransom of Red Chief"

Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2024 04:43 PM (rj6Yv)

277 It's the Brits who have the "solicitor/barrister" distinction.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 04:41 PM (9yWhg)
++++
Being an American, I always found that to be an odd system.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:44 PM (HnUIn)

278 We have a launch today:
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 6-52 -
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live

Liftoff is targeted for 6:40 p.m. EDT, 22:40 UTC; 00:40 CEST April 19(01:40 UTC, 03:40 CEST April 13.

https://www.youtube.com/live/nUWehrNNBHM

Posted by: Ciampino - Spacey stuff at April 18, 2024 04:44 PM (qfLjt)

279 "Sorry, breasts not large enough."
It's about me again, isn't it?
Posted by: Ben Shapiro's sister

In part. But a lot of Jewish women have the "Khazar milkers."

And don't get me started on the military chicks I saw in Israel. Va-va-va-VOOM!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 04:44 PM (9yWhg)

280 Is Trump the first person charged with paying for an NDA?

Or if you think that the person had damaging info against Trump and got paid not to publicize it , that’s usually called blackmail and the person being blackmailed isn’t criminally charged.

Except when they are.

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 04:44 PM (MNhXM)

281 If only you could dilate the pupils on your solar panel.
Posted by: Just Lily


Oddly enough, Hughes was working on a 'lensing' tech for photovoltaic but stopped after the projected cost per panel was north of $3k.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 04:45 PM (IG4Id)

282 Being an American, I always found that to be an odd system.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


I did, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 04:45 PM (9yWhg)

283 Is Trump the first person charged with paying for an NDA?

Or if you think that the person had damaging info against Trump and got paid not to publicize it , that’s usually called blackmail and the person being blackmailed isn’t criminally charged.

Except when they are.

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 04:44 PM (MNhXM)
---
"Someone has to set the precedent!" -- The Left

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 04:45 PM (7fElN)

284 Is Trump doing some kind of Toranaga mind fuck? Show people they are all captives?

Posted by: DOYLE at April 18, 2024 04:46 PM (Z8Yh2)

285 NOOD STRIPPER EQUIPMENT

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:46 PM (HnUIn)

286 I think it's funny that the crazy airplane lady is like "my bad" about the airplane stuff but leftism is so toxic to normal grown humans she's out there selling beer for a rightish gifting beer company in a bikini to show which side she's NOT on.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2024 04:46 PM (Y6IkP)

287
It appears as if getting your student loan erased puts you at the front line of the Ukraine draft list. "I bought your vote," said Joe to a crowd of astonished never-do-wells. "Now show those Ruskies how a Woman's Study major fights."

/ pass it along

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 04:47 PM (RKVpM)

288 277 It's the Brits who have the "solicitor/barrister" distinction.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 04:41 PM (9yWhg)
++++
Being an American, I always found that to be an odd system.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:44 PM (HnUIn)
----
It avoids a lot of spurious trials and waste of money. First you have to convince your lawyer (solicitor) that you have a case, then he has to convince a barrister that the high court will consider it.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #11 at April 18, 2024 04:47 PM (qfLjt)

289 You know I grew up with a gay father and Lesbian mother from Africa. My Mother was from Eswatini so I know about the Puerto Rican Community.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:47 PM (15lwl)

290 That’s a Persian girl fo sure.
Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 04:29 PM (MNhXM)
++++
Possibly. My immediate thought was that she looked Jewish.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:30 PM (HnUIn)


Eh, maybe. You can see girls like that in almost any country adjoining the Mediterranean.

Take your pick!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 18, 2024 04:48 PM (eDfFs)

291 NOOD STRIPPER EQUIPMENT
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Warning: It's not what you think.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 04:48 PM (9yWhg)

292 Biden probably stopped at Sheetz because his diaper was full.

LOL that Biden is reduced to lamely copying Trump's campaign moves.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 04:48 PM (tkR6S)

293 One sobering fact:

Not one lefty juror will consider the merits of the case. Not one. It will be orange man guilty no matter what.

Even if I sat on a jury where Pedo Joe, Fuckmama or Fucksi is the defendant, I can't conceive of voting guilty unless the case was objectively airtight and proven beyond a reasonable doubt.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at April 18, 2024 04:48 PM (VTu1l)

294 Does look like he’s lost weight. Looks good.

Posted by: Montec at April 18, 2024 04:49 PM (Y6Wgg)

295 We have a launch today:
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 6-52 -
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Liftoff is targeted for 6:40 p.m. EDT, 22:40 UTC; 00:40 CEST April 19(01:40 UTC, 03:40 CEST April 13.

https://www.youtube.com/live/nUWehrNNBHM

Posted by: Ciampino - Spacey stuff
===

Sounded like a Space X launch from Vandenberg earlier this morning approx 10 could only hear it sky was overcast.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 18, 2024 04:49 PM (17s+e)

296 Bidens got to have an earpiece in. He walked in the door, spotted the little girl, and some ones screaming in his ear NO! So he shuffles off.

Posted by: TC at April 18, 2024 04:51 PM (cHOHf)

297 You or I see that and probably think 'drug abuser' who doesn't want anyone to see their eyes. It's been heavy overcast in PA today so there's no way he actually needed the shades.

...

IT KEEPS THE EYE BLOOD SPRAY FROM GOING EVERYWHERE

Posted by: JOE SHOUTING AGAIN at April 18, 2024 04:53 PM (z/ifB)

298 rms141 (ZOL6/) - Isn't there a truck stop gloryhole you should be manning?
Posted by: butch at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (wYffi)

Multi-tasking. Must have his hands free to type. If he were using voice-to-text, his posts would read: "slurp, slobber, gulp..."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 04:54 PM (tkR6S)

299 rms141 (ZOL6/) - Isn't there a truck stop gloryhole you should be manning?
Posted by: butch at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (wYffi)


What rational sane human being sticks their dick through a hole in a wall hoping someone will be there to suck it, and not lop it off with a rusty knife?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 18, 2024 04:56 PM (FCbAQ)

300 I don't know if that bodega visit was Trump's idea or someone elses, but it was brilliant.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

That and the Chik-Fil-A in Atlanta where he bought everyone lunch and was photographed smiling and talking with the staff and customers.

Posted by: Cheri at April 18, 2024 05:04 PM (oiNtH)

Surprise: Ilhan "Omar" Nur's "Psycho" Daughter Suspended from Barnard College Over, Get This, Anti-Semitic Protests

Via Twitchy, this is just such an unexpected plot twist.

I've been Sixth Sensed. Bruce Willis was The Invisible Man the whole time.

Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar's daughter, Isra Hirsi, revealed Thursday she has been suspended from Barnard College over her involvement in anti-Israel protests on Columbia University's campus.

"I'm an organizer with CU Apartheid Divest @ColumbiaSJP, in my 3 years at @BarnardCollege I have never been reprimanded or received any disciplinary warnings," the 21-year-old wrote on X.

"I just received notice that I am 1 of 3 students suspended for standing in solidarity with Palestinians facing a genocide."

Hirsi and the two other students -- identified as Maryam Iqbal and Soph Dinu -- received notice of their suspension from Barnard Dean, Leslie Grinage, first thing Thursday morning, the Apartheid Divest said in a statement.

"This decision is based on information received from Columbia University Public Safety that you have been involved in an unauthorized encampment on the Columbia University campus and you have not ceased participation in this unauthorized encampment despite repeated requests from Barnard and Columbia on April 17, 2024 that you do so," the dean's email read, according to the student group.

Hirsi's suspension comes after at least three people were arrested overnight in connection with the ongoing tent protest on the Ivy League school's Morningside campus.

...

In a follow up tweet revealing her suspension, a defiant Hirsi said protestors "will not be intimidated."

Clare Shipman, formerly some NBC reporterette and wife of Obama press secretary (and former fake "journalist") James Carney, reports that the anti-semitism at Columbia -- of which Barnard is a sister school -- is "shocking."

I'm shocked that you're shocked.


The co-chair of Columbia University's Board of Trustees, Claire Shipman, told a congressional panel on Wednesday that the proliferation of anti-Semitism on the school's Manhattan campus is "shocking."


Shipman's husband, Jay Carney, served as press secretary under former president Barack Obama, a Columbia alumnus whose longtime friendship with one of the school's notorious anti-Semitic professors became a central issue in his 2008 campaign.

During Wednesday's House Education Committee hearing featuring testimony from Columbia president Minouche Shafik and other school leaders, Shipman was asked to respond to what one lawmaker described as "pro-terrorist expressions on campus on a significant scale."

"I think it says we have a lot of work to do. It's shocking," Shipman said. "I think it says that we have lost our way in terms of what we expect from each other in a learning community and in our society. I think we have to ... commit to speech that isn't laced with hate and isn't just meant to provoke."

Carney is probably more familiar with the anti-Israel and anti-Semitic rhetoric that has percolated for decades on the Columbia campus, having accepted a job in the Obama administration in 2008, when Obama's friendship with one of Columbia's most prominent anti-Semitic professors was a recurring theme.

Though Obama professed support for Israel, the Los Angeles Times reported in the spring of 2008 that, in fact, Obama was a "friend and frequent dinner companion" of Rashid Khalidi, an anti-Israel scholar who has taught in Columbia's history department since 2003. Obama lauded Khalidi at a going away party before the professor joined Columbia, saying Khalidi gave "consistent reminders to me of my own blind spots and my own biases."

In the wake of Hamas's Oct. 7 terror attack on Israel, Khalidi argued the attack required "context," telling Democracy Now! that Israel's "settler colonialism" and "apartheid" regime was to blame.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:41 PM




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1 corgis called

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 18, 2024 02:42 PM (nXhwP)

2 Common misapprehension. "Bruce Willis" was the name of his sled.

Posted by: blake at April 18, 2024 02:42 PM (asXVI)

3 woah

and a first

how bout dat?

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 18, 2024 02:42 PM (nXhwP)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

5 You can't genocide something that doesn't exist, silly commie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Gee, she must be really smart. How else would a politician's daughter get into Barnard?

Posted by: huerfano at April 18, 2024 02:44 PM (VGOMa)

7 and i'm shocked to find out her daughter got suspended. honestly shocked.

i would not have guessed that radical barnard would suspend a commie leftist...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 18, 2024 02:44 PM (nXhwP)

8
Born mentally challenged through incest, live mentally challenged through upbringing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2024 02:44 PM (xG4kz)

9 Why are they not being deported?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 02:44 PM (nvtOt)

10 That's racist.

The college should be shuttered and the entire administration should be jailed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 02:44 PM (GBKbO)

11 Oh, no! Anyway...

Posted by: From that meme at April 18, 2024 02:45 PM (dg+HA)

12 She has a hammer and sickle in her X bio, unsurprisingly.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 02:45 PM (YAtuc)

13 What has unmasked more? Trump or 10/7?

I had a friend of my daughter start "poor Hamas" shit. Nipped it in the bud!

Poor dumb bastard.

Posted by: DOYLE at April 18, 2024 02:46 PM (Z8Yh2)

14 Barnard has an acceptance rate of 8%
Average Somali IQ is 67.
What was her SAT?

Posted by: mr tmz at April 18, 2024 02:46 PM (rJ48h)

15 She's probably not even the good kind of psycho.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at April 18, 2024 02:46 PM (JSF6W)

16 Columbia University's new skool motto is "Shit In, Shit Out, Turn Yourselves About, Scream and Shout".

8 year olds...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2024 02:46 PM (cDEsv)

17
I'm as shocked as the day it was announced that Bob Marley's daughter was busted for pot possession here in the USA.

Who the hell could have ever seen that coming?

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at April 18, 2024 02:46 PM (RKVpM)

18 Clitless or no?

Posted by: DOYLE at April 18, 2024 02:46 PM (Z8Yh2)

19 Its strange that the article mentions her, then veers off to the Owebama administration and stops talking about how the mish is the demon offspring of a sitting member of congress and is a Jew hater.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

20 The college should be shuttered and the entire administration should be jailed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 02:44 PM

Burned alive.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 02:47 PM (R4t5M)

21 Like Your Betters have to take standardized tests...

Posted by: leoncaruthers at April 18, 2024 02:47 PM (UfRqq)

22 Anyone shocked with the antisemitism at Columbia has not been paying attention.

It has been a hot bed of Jew Hate for 30+ or more years...probably closer to 40+ years.

And just to add how left wing Columbia is, it is the ONLY school I felt distinctly uncomfortable on in Uniform.

Fuck that place. It makes Harvard look damn near Jew Friendly

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2024 02:47 PM (PQ4m2)

23 Some people did something...

Posted by: Married my brother at April 18, 2024 02:47 PM (dg+HA)

24 Isn't that Khalidi guy the one whose speech at which Obama attended was taped and the LA Times refuses to release?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 18, 2024 02:47 PM (DQYe1)

25 Columbia University's new skool motto is "Shit In, Shit Out, Turn Yourselves About, Scream and Shout".

8 year olds...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2024 02:46 PM (cDEsv)



So, a STEM campus, then......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

26 Shipman is shocked to find that there's anti-semitism and a cultural divide where those on the left can't all agree that straight white men are the worst of the worst.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 02:47 PM (KbCG3)

27
Hopefully Scoog and associates stay on the last thread.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 02:48 PM (RKVpM)

28 Hopefully Scoog and associates stay on the last thread.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 02:48 PM (RKVpM)




Scoogy doogy doo!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

29
Shipman is shocked to find that there's anti-semitism and a cultural divide where those on the left can't all agree that straight white men are the worst of the worst.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer


This is the AWFL who had posters of Mao adorning the walls of their home, yes?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2024 02:49 PM (xG4kz)

30 "I'm an organizer with CU Apartheid Divest @ColumbiaSJP, in my 3 years at @BarnardCollege I have never been reprimanded or received any disciplinary warnings," the 21-year-old wrote on X.

"I just received notice that I am 1 of 3 students suspended for standing in solidarity with Palestinians facing a genocide."

++++
:: what follows is all speculation ::

Here's the thing, toots: the college agrees with you. Its administrators are on your side. The problem you're now facing is likely two-fold:
1. I doubt you were "standing in solidarity." Mere standing wouldn't have landed you a suspension from a friendly administration.
2. Money talks and bullshit walks. Some rich donors who are probably *very* unhappy with the pro-pali/anti-Jew stuff likely made a call. Their pocketbooks close unless you - the idiot child of an idiot elite who are both poster children for this insanity - are specifically punished. Barnard is a small school with a small endowment that can't even cover two full years' worth of total operating expenses. It can't afford to lose major donors, so *you* lose this time.

:: what preceded was speculation ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 02:49 PM (HnUIn)

31 >>I'm shocked that you're shocked


heh

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2024 02:50 PM (qRonQ)

32 29
Shipman is shocked to find that there's anti-semitism and a cultural divide where those on the left can't all agree that straight white men are the worst of the worst.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

This is the AWFL who had posters of Mao adorning the walls of their home, yes?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2024 02:49 PM (xG4kz)

Most likely the ceiling of her bedroom.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 02:50 PM (KbCG3)

33 No!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 02:50 PM (di6C2)

34 "I think it says we have a lot of work to do. It's shocking," Shipman said. "I think it says that we have lost our way in terms of what we expect from each other in a learning community and in our society. I think we have to ... commit to speech that isn't laced with hate and isn't just meant to provoke."
++++
"It says we're rotten to our core and should be disbanded."
"It says that the lunatics are running the asylum."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 02:50 PM (HnUIn)

35 By the way, what's happened with Sashita and Maliqua Owebama since they left the WH?

Posted by: Don't care enough to ask the Internet at April 18, 2024 02:50 PM (dg+HA)

36 Maybe ...Himmler's grandson also get kicked out this week too?

Posted by: MR. KIM at April 18, 2024 02:51 PM (paWUw)

37 Was daughter fathered by her brother, or a different mohammedan?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 18, 2024 02:51 PM (IbRaa)

38 She has a hammer and sickle in her X bio, unsurprisingly.

Which is on brand for her family.

Her grandfather was a colonel under the Communist leader of Somalia, Siad Barre.

Barre's government fell in 1991. Unsurprisingly, the Nur family fled Somalia in 1991, and claimed to be part of the "Omar" family in order to illegally immigrate to the United States in 1995.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 02:51 PM (YAtuc)

39 Ilhan, honey, call us. Your daughter was being discriminated against by people perpetrating the hateful stereotype that Muslims are anti-Semitic.

Posted by: The ACLU at April 18, 2024 02:51 PM (B9Prs)

40 >>"I just received notice that I am 1 of 3 students suspended for standing in solidarity with Palestinians facing a genocide."


I am certain that is EXACTLY as worded.

Not even pressing 'X' to Doubt.

Just. Taking your word on it.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2024 02:51 PM (qRonQ)

41 I'm rooting for casualties.

Posted by: Let the Dem Demos Fight It Out at April 18, 2024 02:51 PM (q9dju)

42 Why are they not being deported?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 02:44 PM (nvtOt)

To Gaza. For the pleasure of the Hamasholes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 02:51 PM (tkR6S)

43 Shocking!

Posted by: Bond, James Bond at April 18, 2024 02:52 PM (63Dwl)

44 Her Uncle and Father nod his head in Solidarity.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2024 02:52 PM (qRonQ)

45 Isn't that Khalidi guy the one whose speech at which Obama attended was taped and the LA Times refuses to release?

Yep - Khalidi was at the University of Chicago (which is why Obama knew him) before he went to Columbia.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 02:53 PM (YAtuc)

46 In the wake of Hamas's Oct. 7 terror attack on Israel, Khalidi argued the attack required "context," telling Democracy Now! that Israel's "settler colonialism" and "apartheid" regime was to blame.
++++
How low-rent. I'm not surprised he made Columbia's faculty given that he can effortlessly mouth the tired, uncreative, wholly orthodox Party line, but there's a reason somebody so incapable of thought lands on outfits like "Democracy Now!"

They're at each-others' levels. A couple of "2s" pairing off to make some ugly, stupid babies.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 02:53 PM (HnUIn)

47 You have to love the whine "without warning."

1) you were doing stupid shit, that's a warning itself
2) you were in fact warned. Many times.

But, I know you're as shocked as I am that supporters of maniacal rapists and murderers are liars.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 18, 2024 02:53 PM (yikga)

48 :: what preceded was speculation ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 02:49 PM (HnUIn)

a variation of the money talks, bullshit walks theme.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 18, 2024 02:53 PM (FCbAQ)

49 "I'm shocked, shocked to find that anti-semitism is going on in here!"

"Your Hamas contributions, sir."

"Oh, thank you very much."

Posted by: Capt. Renault (D-Everytown) at April 18, 2024 02:54 PM (qUkBO)

50 Hey, put your thinking caps on, everyone. We NEED a very dark-skinned, female, Hamas-supporting Muslim protest martyr we can use to get the Muzzies in the Upper Midwest to run back to us! Any connection to a high-viz Democrat politician would be a plus. Anyone have a suggestion?

Posted by: The DNC Top Command at April 18, 2024 02:54 PM (5fDan)

51 And just to add how left wing Columbia is, it is the ONLY school I felt distinctly uncomfortable on in Uniform.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2024 02:47 PM


I shan't believe they weren't completely awestruck by the august presence of a Naval Captain, sleeves replete with gold braid.

I simply shan't.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2024 02:54 PM (SPO4G)

52 Other than the Orthodox (who have not been bought off by hillary and the left) and the Zionists, most of the Jews in NY/NYC are JINOs, Self Hating Jews, and Judenrats.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2024 02:54 PM (PQ4m2)

53 Columbia U. - Bir Zeit on the Hudson

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 18, 2024 02:54 PM (XTtv8)

54 Well I'll be a brother f*cker.......

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at April 18, 2024 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

55 In the wake of Hamas's Oct. 7 terror attack on Israel, Khalidi argued the attack required "context," telling Democracy Now! that Israel's "settler colonialism" and "apartheid" regime was to blame.

Translation: Rape and murder are okay when we (D)o it.

Posted by: pookysgirl, looking at the big picture at April 18, 2024 02:55 PM (dtlDP)

56 And just to add how left wing Columbia is, it is the ONLY school I felt distinctly uncomfortable on in Uniform.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2024 02:47 PM

I shan't believe they weren't completely awestruck by the august presence of a Naval Captain, sleeves replete with gold braid.

I simply shan't.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2024 02:54 PM (SPO4G)

LOL, actually I think I was a lowly O-4 then....Not that those dumb fucks would know the difference

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2024 02:55 PM (PQ4m2)

57 Well I'll be a brother f*cker.......
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at April 18, 2024 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
Tell me something I don't know.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 02:55 PM (HnUIn)

58 Ok, this came up while I was listening to a book while driving.

The british spelling of whine is 'whinge', right?

Don't they pronounce it the same, not 'win-ging'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 02:55 PM (di6C2)

59
I shan't believe they weren't completely awestruck by the august presence of a Naval Captain, sleeves replete with gold braid.

I simply shan't.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2024 02:54 PM (SPO4G)



MY BUTTS BEEN WIPED!!!!


Oh....I thought you said shat.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

60
*sings*

Psycho Daughter
Who's bitch this be
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa
Better
Check your privilege
Your pronouns are we

Posted by: Zombie Talking Heads Now Available for Weddings! at April 18, 2024 02:56 PM (eDfFs)

61 The children of muslim immigrants are anti-Jewish? Shocking!

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 18, 2024 02:56 PM (xT7BI)

62 The british spelling of whine is 'whinge', right?

Don't they pronounce it the same, not 'win-ging'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 02:55 PM (di6C2

I've only heard it pronounced like "hinge" by limeys.

Posted by: Stonewhinge at April 18, 2024 02:57 PM (q9dju)

63 What a terrible thing to happen to that bright young lady!


Re: Clare Shipman, she’s the one with the Russian Communist propaganda poster “art” hanging in her breakfast nook, right? Must be a great analyst of current events for her to not notice communist movements in 2024 America.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2024 02:58 PM (Hkcdp)

64 Can we rope-a-dope the Left with all the "racist" and "colonialist/settler" claims so they burn out faster?

Posted by: Octochicken at April 18, 2024 02:58 PM (oCS0o)

65 Brits pronounce Whinge like they pronounce Minge.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2024 02:58 PM (qRonQ)

66 29
Shipman is shocked to find that there's anti-semitism and a cultural divide where those on the left can't all agree that straight white men are the worst of the worst.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

This is the AWFL who had posters of Mao adorning the walls of their home, yes?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2024 02:49 PM (xG4kz)


Shipman and her beta male husband had Red Army Russian Revolution posters on the wall of their kitchen/breakfast room area.

IIRC, Anita Dunn is the one with Mao posters on the walls.

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 02:58 PM (5fDan)

67 ... reports that the anti-semitism at Columbia -- of which Barnard is a sister school -- is "shocking.

------------

"Why is one school STILL named after a Genocidal White Supremacist, the other after a Christian Dog Breed, and why are you assuming The Gender Of The Latter!!!!!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 18, 2024 02:58 PM (5mEz5)

68 50 Hey, put your thinking caps on, everyone. We NEED a very dark-skinned, female, Hamas-supporting Muslim protest martyr we can use to get the Muzzies in the Upper Midwest to run back to us! Any connection to a high-viz Democrat politician would be a plus. Anyone have a suggestion?
Posted by: The DNC Top Command at April 18, 2024 02:54 PM (5fDan)

https://tinyurl.com/2zszp7dh

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 02:58 PM (di6C2)

69 Watched the President of Columbia stammer and sputter during congressional testimony, but at least she seemed vaguely embarrassed at the blatant Jew-hate.

One of the Trustees was on the panel and said the student conduct made him "sick to my stomach."

Waited in vain for someone to say "Well, you're a Trustee, what are you willing to do, Mr Ness?"

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 18, 2024 02:58 PM (wBaIH)

70 The best thing Israel can do right now is destroy Iran's oil industry. Not only do they have a casus belli it would force the Biden Junta to either allow oil development in the US or lose the election.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 02:58 PM (ibTVg)

71 "settler colonialism"

When they talk about the "occupation" they don't mean of Gaza. That ended in 2006. They mean the occupation of the region between the river and the sea.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 18, 2024 02:59 PM (r5tfK)

72
https://tinyurl.com/2zszp7dh
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 02:58 PM (di6C2)



That is one huge tit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

73 Will FJB's new campaign slogan be Death to America?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 18, 2024 02:59 PM (SQ3Sy)

74 President Shafik,
We write as Jewish faculty of Columbia and Barnard in anticipation of your appearance before the House Committee on Education and the Workforce


we are gravely concerned about the false narratives that frame these proceedings to entrap witnesses...defend our shared commitment to universities as sites of learning, critical thinking, and knowledge production against this new McCarthyism...the committee is leveraging antisemitism in a wider effort to caricature and demonize universities as hotbeds of “woke indoctrination.”

The prospect of Rep. Elise Stefanik, a member of congress with a history of espousing white nationalist politics, calling university presidents to account for alleged antisemitism on their campuses reveals these proceedings as disingenuous political theater.

Labeling pro-Palestinian expression as anti-Jewish hate speech requires a dangerous and false conflation of Zionism with Jewishness, of political ideology with identity. It erases more than a century of debates among Jews themselves about the nature of a Jewish homeland in the biblical Land of Israel, including Israel’s status as a Jewish nation-state.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 18, 2024 02:59 PM (JCZqz)

75 69 One of the Trustees was on the panel and said the student conduct made him "sick to my stomach."

Waited in vain for someone to say "Well, you're a Trustee, what are you willing to do, Mr Ness?"
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 18, 2024 02:58 PM (wBaIH)

=======

"Fire the president?! Are you mad?"
-The Trustee

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 02:59 PM (GBKbO)

76 The children of muslim immigrants are anti-Jewish? Shocking!
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 18, 2024 02:56 PM (xT7BI)
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The real shock - if it is one - is how many other people easily and rapidly became that way when their ideological indoctrination demanded it.

How many people at these colleges have parents who would be horrified if they knew that their kids were a part of this? Or do know and are angry about it?

The magic of Leftism is recruiting, and the people doing this have been in the recruitment system for more than a decade.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 02:59 PM (HnUIn)

77 In the wake of Hamas's Oct. 7 terror attack on Israel, Khalidi argued the attack required "context," telling Democracy Now! that Israel's "settler colonialism" and "apartheid" regime was to blame.

Those settle women deserved to be raped...did you see how short their skirts were?

Posted by: The left at April 18, 2024 03:00 PM (ibTVg)

78 “Context”

That word does A LOT of heavy lifting for progressives, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2024 03:00 PM (Hkcdp)

79
I saw Psycho Daughter open for Madness at Madstock in '92.

Posted by: Zombie Talking Heads Now Available for Weddings! at April 18, 2024 03:00 PM (eDfFs)

80 Her Uncle and Father nod his head in Solidarity.

See, this humor only works when we use pronouns correctly.

Grammar for the Win!

Posted by: AK at work at April 18, 2024 03:00 PM (o+IHV)

81 Hirsi and the two other students -- identified as Maryam Iqbal and Soph Dinu -- received notice of their suspension from Barnard Dean, Leslie Grinage, first thing Thursday morning, the Apartheid Divest said in a statement.

They Dinu nothin!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2024 03:00 PM (Ag7IE)

82
And just to add how left wing Columbia is, it is the ONLY school I felt distinctly uncomfortable on in Uniform.
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Is it safe?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 03:00 PM (63Dwl)

83 74 The prospect of Rep. Elise Stefanik, a member of congress with a history of espousing white nationalist politics, calling university presidents to account for alleged antisemitism on their campuses reveals these proceedings as disingenuous political theater.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 18, 2024 02:59 PM (JCZqz)

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They can provide an example of Stefanik being anti-Semitic, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

84 35 By the way, what's happened with Sashita and Maliqua Owebama since they left the WH?
Posted by: Don't care enough to ask the Internet

Sasha just graduated from USC with a sociology degree. Not sure if she has a job.

Malia graduated from Harvard with Visual Studies degree, whatever that is. She has dropped the Obama name and is producing films, she won some Sundance award for her debut.

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 03:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

85 14 Barnard has an acceptance rate of 8%
Average Somali IQ is 67.
What was her SAT?
Posted by: mr tmz at April 18, 2024 02:46 PM (rJ48h)

The precise number would be speculative, but there is no doubt it is less than half of her DEI score.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 18, 2024 03:00 PM (KSNKu)

86 Kelo the Universities.

Tax their Endowments.

Pull Federal Funding on any and every level you can.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2024 03:01 PM (qRonQ)

87 Buzzword Bingo:
If only the prize was exile.

Posted by: DaveA at April 18, 2024 03:01 PM (PMJuY)

88 Some people did some things. Go bro fuck Illy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2024 03:01 PM (Ag7IE)

89 That is one huge tit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

Heh. You're right, now I can't not see it. Pickings are pretty sparse on the ground, as it were.

At least with safesearch on. There is a remarkable amount of material with it off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 03:01 PM (di6C2)

90 We write as Jewish faculty of Columbia and Barnard in anticipation of your appearance before the House Committee on Education and the Workforce

we are gravely concerned about the false narratives that frame these proceedings to entrap witnesses...defend our shared commitment to universities as sites of learning, critical thinking, and knowledge production against this new McCarthyism...the committee is leveraging antisemitism in a wider effort to caricature and demonize universities as hotbeds of “woke indoctrination.” ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions ...
++++
If you're concerned about it, do something about it.

Go ahead. Demonstrate that it is false. Actions speak louder than words.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:01 PM (HnUIn)

91 76
How many people at these colleges have parents who would be horrified if they knew that their kids were a part of this? Or do know and are angry about it?

The magic of Leftism is recruiting, and the people doing this have been in the recruitment system for more than a decade.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 02:59 PM (HnUIn)

========

"We're willing to believe in anything if you frame it properly. Coming out of an anchor's mouth from MSNBC will do."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:01 PM (GBKbO)

92 Garbage In. Garbage Out.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 18, 2024 03:02 PM (Aoykm)

93 Malia graduated from Harvard with Visual Studies degree, whatever that is. She has dropped the Obama name and is producing films, she won some Sundance award for her debut.
Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 03:00 PM

She's doing pron with Hunter?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2024 03:02 PM (Ag7IE)

94 Shorter Khalidi: “Look what those filthy Jews made us do!”

Amazing how, just like American leftists, it’s never their fault. Always the victim.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2024 03:03 PM (Hkcdp)

95 They can provide an example of Stefanik being anti-Semitic, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:00 PM (GBKbO)
++++
LOL. Read it again. They didn't.

They're arguing that SteThey can provide an example of Stefanik being anti-Semitic, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

They're asserting that Stefanik is a non-anti-semtic White Nationalist (or at least, transactionally tolerant of the Jews). She's a Jew-lovin' Nazi.

Only in academia. What a racket.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:03 PM (HnUIn)

96 What exactly do they mean by "suspension?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 03:03 PM (63Dwl)

97 Ilhan Omar questions college president about 'Wet Farts' attack on anti-Israel Columbia students
The product 'Smells like a--; only worse' and guarantees 'room-evacuating emissions'

Story on Fox. LOLFingL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2024 03:03 PM (Ag7IE)

98
The best thing Israel can do right now is destroy Iran's oil industry. Not only do they have a casus belli it would force the Biden Junta to either allow oil development in the US or lose the election.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 02:58 PM


Interesting. It would certainly send oil prices into the stratosphere, but how quickly could the USA ramp up production? I'd venture not fast enough to placate a pissed off electorate with a fresh round of inflation. Why would the USA oil industry want to help Biden by fast tracking production?

It would certainly hammer a stake into the heart of the Obama/Biden rein of terror.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 03:03 PM (RKVpM)

99 https://tinyurl.com/2zszp7dh

That's one huge tit.

It's real, and it's spectacular.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at April 18, 2024 03:03 PM (dg+HA)

100
========

"We're willing to believe in anything if you frame it properly. Coming out of an anchor's mouth from MSNBC will do."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:01 PM (GBKbO)



She should've just killed an intern.

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at April 18, 2024 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

101 She has dropped the Obama name

What name is she using? Robinson?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 18, 2024 03:04 PM (r5tfK)

102 81 Hirsi and the two other students -- identified as Maryam Iqbal and Soph Dinu -- received notice of their suspension from Barnard Dean, Leslie Grinage, first thing Thursday morning, the Apartheid Divest said in a statement.

They Dinu nothin!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2024 03:00 PM (Ag7IE)


What's the over/under on how long it takes Dean Grinage to get her mind right and un-suspend Hirsi? Eighteen hours?

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 03:04 PM (5fDan)

103 Is this a daughter of the illegitimate brother-banger with the brother, the 'nother brother, or the brother of a different mother?

Posted by: Mr. Curious at April 18, 2024 03:04 PM (FxINA)

104 95 They're asserting that Stefanik is a non-anti-semtic White Nationalist (or at least, transactionally tolerant of the Jews). She's a Jew-lovin' Nazi.

Only in academia. What a racket.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:03 PM (HnUIn)

========

Essentially, she has the wrong policy preferences on issues the writers are "impassioned about", and that's proof enough.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

105 I'm old enough to remember when college students went to college to endeavor to learn particular subject matter content from professors knowledgable in those subjects.

Spare us the "change the world" nonsense, at least until you are no longer wet behind the ears.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2024 03:04 PM (991eG)

106 What exactly do they mean by "suspension?"

Not hanged by the neck until dead, unfortunately.

Posted by: Everyone Loves a Hanging at April 18, 2024 03:05 PM (q9dju)

107 In the wake of Hamas's Oct. 7 terror attack on Israel, Khalidi argued the attack required "context," telling Democracy Now! that Israel's "settler colonialism" and "apartheid" regime was to blame.

Anyone who earnestly communicates with Democracy Now! is someone to stay FAR away from. Those people are too crazy, even for me!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 18, 2024 03:05 PM (JCZqz)

108 What exactly do they mean by "suspension?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Like with the big hooks and body piercings I assume

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 18, 2024 03:05 PM (CIS44)

109 Will FJB's new campaign slogan be Death to America?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 18, 2024 02:59 PM

Truth in advertising.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2024 03:05 PM (Ag7IE)

110 So is this ilhan's daughter/ niece?

Posted by: N at April 18, 2024 03:05 PM (RjBju)

111 101 She has dropped the Obama name

What name is she using? Robinson?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

Her middle name. She is Malia Ann.

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 03:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

112
Heh. You're right, now I can't not see it. Pickings are pretty sparse on the ground, as it were.

At least with safesearch on. There is a remarkable amount of material with it off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 03:01 PM (di6C2)



I thought maybe it was some alternate universe Total Recall and instead of 3, there was just one big one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

113 What was her SAT?

It was “My mom is a beloved Congressman!”
(By the Democrats - iirc, Omar is a top fundraiser)

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2024 03:06 PM (Hkcdp)

114 110 So is this ilhan's daughter/ niece?
Posted by: N at April 18, 2024 03:05 PM (RjBju)

Yes.

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 03:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

115 Malia graduated from Harvard with Visual Studies degree, whatever that is. She has dropped the Obama name and is producing films, she won some Sundance award for her debut.
Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 03:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

What does she use as a surname now? Psmith?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 03:06 PM (tkR6S)

116 Malia graduated from Harvard with Visual Studies degree, whatever that is. She has dropped the Obama name and is producing films, she won some Sundance award for her debut.
Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 03:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

=====

Because of course she did.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 03:06 PM (DRSnL)

117 I'm old enough to remember when college students went to college to endeavor to learn particular subject matter content from professors knowledgable in those subjects.

Spare us the "change the world" nonsense, at least until you are no longer wet behind the ears.
Posted by:



Never would have guessed you were a centanarian

Posted by: N at April 18, 2024 03:06 PM (RjBju)

118 Her middle name. She is Malia Ann. Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 03:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

Well, I guess I applaud her trying not to be too obvious a nepot. She was a double legacy, after all.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 18, 2024 03:07 PM (r5tfK)

119
What's the over/under on how long it takes Dean Grinage to get her mind right and un-suspend Hirsi? Eighteen hours?
Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 03:04 PM

Depends on how long it takes for Bromar to call and threaten the Dean.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2024 03:07 PM (Ag7IE)

120 Is she "shocked" as in "shocked that the sun rose in the east" or "shocked that the sun set in the west"?

Posted by: Shockingly shocked out of my socks at April 18, 2024 03:07 PM (FxINA)

121 Brigitte Gabriel
@ACTBrigitte

Ilhan Omar doesn’t just hate America, she’s also teaching her kids to hate America.

Why are we bringing people to America who hate America?

This is a road to terrorism.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 03:07 PM (NpAcC)

122 What does she use as a surname now? Psmith?
Posted by: Alb


Biden

Posted by: N at April 18, 2024 03:07 PM (RjBju)

123 Malia graduated from Harvard with Visual Studies degree, whatever that is. She has dropped the Obama name and is producing films, she won some Sundance award for her debut.
Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 03:00 PM (ZdaMQ)



She was a lazy lay, but when you're trippin balls, it really doesn't matter.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at April 18, 2024 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

124 How far is that apple that fell from the tree?
Not to far and should have been much farther except for Somalis not want to be Americans.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2024 03:07 PM (yzHVK)

125 Well, I guess I applaud her trying not to be too obvious a nepot. She was a double legacy, after all.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 18, 2024 03:07 PM

Like Kent Dorfman?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2024 03:07 PM (Ag7IE)

126 Other than the Orthodox (who have not been bought off by hillary and the left) and the Zionists, most of the Jews in NY/NYC are JINOs, Self Hating Jews, and Judenrats.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2024 02:54 PM (PQ4m2)

Don't forget Self-Gassing (I learned that one from JJ).

Posted by: pookysgirl, updating the AoSHQ Style Guide at April 18, 2024 03:07 PM (dtlDP)

127 How bad do you have to be, to be one of the most favored types of intersectionals, and a daughter of Woke Squad member, and get kicked out of screwel.

Sometimes this world is still capable of surprising me.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2024 03:07 PM (dGCAG)

128 How far is that apple that fell from the tree?
Not to far and should have been much farther except for Somalis not want to be Americans.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2024 03:07 P

In Somalia, the family tree resembles a phone poll.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2024 03:08 PM (Ag7IE)

129 She's just using her middle name as her last name, I think.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 03:08 PM (DRSnL)

130 How far is that apple that fell from the tree?
Not to far and should have been much farther except for Somalis not want to be Americans.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Turd from sphincter >> apple from tree.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 18, 2024 03:08 PM (lZVy/)

131 127 How bad do you have to be, to be one of the most favored types of intersectionals, and a daughter of Woke Squad member, and get kicked out of screwel.

Sometimes this world is still capable of surprising me.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2024 03:07 PM (dGCAG)

========

Rich Jewish donors seem to be getting pissy that DEI is turning on them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:08 PM (GBKbO)

132 In one of Philip K Dick's weirder dystopian stories - I think it was "Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said" - there was a sort of a side track about colleges in the world of the book. It wasn't really important, just there for world-building.

In that environment, the colleges were turned into lobster traps - you could get in, but you couldn't get out. Anyone who wanted to could go to a college or university, but it was a one-way trip. Once you walked through the gates, you could never leave. Anyone on the outside caught giving aid to the colleges (food, medicine, etc.) was sentenced to a labor camp in Alaska.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:09 PM (HnUIn)

133
Like with the big hooks and body piercings I assume
Posted by: BruceWayne


A Woman Called Horseface

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 03:09 PM (63Dwl)

134 I know everyone likes to talk about how low the average Somali IQ is, but can we also talk about how ugly the average Somali is? I'm surprised we don't see more in show business now that Hollywood's official position is that forcibly averting the male gaze is more important than selling tickets. I mean, they can't cast Zendaya in everything.

Posted by: March of the Uggos at April 18, 2024 03:09 PM (q9dju)

135 >>We write as Jewish faculty of Columbia and Barnard in anticipation of your appearance before the House Committee on Education and the Workforce...

Umm, you could spare us anything after that except "We need to keep our stinking jobs, gentlemen, and will say anything to keep them!"

Posted by: Boswell at April 18, 2024 03:09 PM (K+UlC)

136 Piper beat me to it!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 03:09 PM (DRSnL)

137 Well, I guess I applaud her trying not to be too obvious a nepot. She was a double legacy, after all.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 18, 2024 03:07 PM

Like Kent Dorfman?
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2024 03:07 PM (Ag7IE)

No, you're thinking of Ron Jeremy.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2024 03:09 PM (dGCAG)

138 Her middle name. She is Malia Ann.
Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 03:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

There is a Julia Ann also working in the film industry. A friend told me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 03:09 PM (tkR6S)

139 In that environment, the colleges were turned into lobster traps - you could get in, but you couldn't get out. Anyone who wanted to could go to a college or university, but it was a one-way trip. Once you walked through the gates, you could never leave. Anyone on the outside caught giving aid to the colleges (food, medicine, etc.) was sentenced to a labor camp in Alaska.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at A

Change Approved!

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 18, 2024 03:09 PM (CIS44)

140 She's just using her middle name as her last name, I think.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 03:08 PM (DRSnL)



Because no one will know who she is and be accused of success by grifting........uh-huh.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

141 Leftists ashholes are like a magic 8-ball, no matter how you shake them the same set of retarded words and phrases always show up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2024 03:10 PM (JTwsP)

142 Spare us the "change the world" nonsense, at least until you are no longer wet behind the ears.
Posted by: Muldoon


That and "I want to give a voice to my people."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 03:10 PM (IG4Id)

143 109 Will FJB's new campaign slogan be Death to America?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 18, 2024 02:59 PM

Truth in advertising.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2024 03:05 PM (Ag7IE)


A new slogan is not needed. Build Back Better, Inflation is Over!, and Bidenomics = Death to America.

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 03:10 PM (5fDan)

144 Malia is the one who interned on HBO Girls show one summer, then for Harvey Weinstein the next. Can only imagine what she’s producing now.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2024 03:10 PM (Hkcdp)

145 I mean, they can't cast Zendaya in everything.
Posted by: March of the Uggos

Challenge Accepted!
-Hollywood Producers

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 18, 2024 03:10 PM (CIS44)

146 @ACTBrigitte
Ilhan Omar doesn’t just hate America, she’s also teaching her kids to hate America.

Why are we bringing people to America who hate America?

This is a road to terrorism.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 03:07 PM (NpAcC)
++++
True, but it kind of misses the point.

American schools and universities teach *your* kids to hate America. Much more dangerous than a stupid bigot like Omar raising a stupid bigot child.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:10 PM (HnUIn)

147 Piper beat me!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 03:09 PM (DRSnL)




That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

148 If we trace through the genealogy carefully, I believe we will discover that she is her own grandma.

Posted by: Prof. Zounds von Peeblesworth, IV, Ph.D. at April 18, 2024 03:11 PM (FxINA)

149 Was daughter fathered by her brother, or a different mohammedan?
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Her DNA test came back 6% goat.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 18, 2024 03:11 PM (hBBK4)

150 How bad do you have to be, to be one of the most favored types of intersectionals, and a daughter of Woke Squad member, and get kicked out of screwel.

Sometimes this world is still capable of surprising me.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2024 03:07 PM (dGCAG)

========

Rich Jewish donors seem to be getting pissy that DEI is turning on them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:08 PM (GBKbO)

I guess that makes sense.

And I'll say it for the usual suspects: They'll still vote for Biden.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2024 03:11 PM (dGCAG)

151 Has Israel ever fired the Genocide Czar for incompetence since the population of "Palestine" has declined from 1 million in 1955 to 5.5 million today while the population of the Gaza Strip has declined from 265,000 in 1955 to over 2.3 million today.

Bro, you had ONE JOB ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 18, 2024 03:12 PM (6NbPa)

152 Malia is the one who interned on HBO Girls show one summer, then for Harvey Weinstein the next. Can only imagine what she’s producing now.
Posted by: Lizzy

Loads of syphilus I suspect

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 18, 2024 03:12 PM (CIS44)

153 ]
No, you're thinking of Ron Jeremy.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2024 03:09 PM (dGCAG)



I think he was a doctor of education.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

154 132 In one of Philip K Dick's weirder dystopian stories - I think it was "Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said" - there was a sort of a side track about colleges in the world of the book. It wasn't really important, just there for world-building.

In that environment, the colleges were turned into lobster traps - you could get in, but you couldn't get out. Anyone who wanted to could go to a college or university, but it was a one-way trip. Once you walked through the gates, you could never leave. Anyone on the outside caught giving aid to the colleges (food, medicine, etc.) was sentenced to a labor camp in Alaska.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:09 PM (HnUIn)

I don't find this dystopian at all.

Once upon a time, colleges actually worked this way to a certain extent, as welfare for weirdos, who were disregarded by normal society.

Posted by: Before The Academy Entirely Abandoned Academics at April 18, 2024 03:12 PM (q9dju)

155 I'm shocked, shocked I say, the the daughter of a leftist jihadi dirtbag would be a racist Marxist dirtbag

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 18, 2024 03:12 PM (DQYe1)

156
What name is she using? Robinson?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

Her middle name. She is Malia Ann.
Posted by: Piper


She should just call herself Malia.
You know, like Cher or Madonna or Lizzo.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 03:13 PM (63Dwl)

157 150 I guess that makes sense.

And I'll say it for the usual suspects: They'll still vote for Biden.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2024 03:11 PM (dGCAG)

=========

Well, of course. Republicans hate the gays.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:13 PM (GBKbO)

158 Since I got my Visual Studies degree from Harvard, I've been spending a whole lot of time just lookin' at shit.

Posted by: Malia Sotero at April 18, 2024 03:13 PM (woPEM)

159 Family tree?

https://youtu.be/eYlJH81dSiw

Posted by: Obligatory Ray Stevens at April 18, 2024 03:13 PM (dg+HA)

160 I wouldn’t mind being part goat. They know how to have fun, and have you ever seen the size of the balls on those things?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2024 03:14 PM (JTwsP)

161 Malia is the one who interned on HBO Girls show one summer, then for Harvey Weinstein the next. Can only imagine what she’s producing now.
Posted by: Lizzy

Staphylococcus?

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 18, 2024 03:14 PM (lZVy/)

162 Because no one will know who she is and be accused of success by grifting........uh-huh.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

Sounds plausible to me.

Posted by: Joe Hill at April 18, 2024 03:14 PM (q9dju)

163
Russian Revolution posters
Right next to the Coffee Roaster
The hubby's a big nuthin'
But, when his wife wants a muffin
She uses his butt crack as a toaster.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 18, 2024 03:14 PM (eDfFs)

164 144 Malia is the one who interned on HBO Girls show one summer, then for Harvey Weinstein the next. Can only imagine what she’s producing now.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2024 03:10 PM (Hkcdp)

Interned for Weinstein? Then I assume she's producing spawn of Weinstein now.

Posted by: Oscar Golightly at April 18, 2024 03:14 PM (FxINA)

165
She was breast fed hate from birth.

Mothers milk was evil.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 18, 2024 03:15 PM (+oR7L)

166 Sounds plausible to me.
Posted by: Joe Hill at April 18, 2024 03:14 PM (q9dju)

=====

LOL, I was just going to use him as an example. That guy is legit the spitting image of his father.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 03:15 PM (DRSnL)

167
Mothers milk was evil.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 18, 2024 03:15 PM (+oR7L)



*The Red Hot Chili Peppers hardest hit

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

168 116 Malia graduated from Harvard with Visual Studies degree, whatever that is.

Is that Harvard speak for an optometrist?

Posted by: Barney Rubble at April 18, 2024 03:15 PM (ipGHl)

169 Ann-Margret > Malia-Ann.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at April 18, 2024 03:16 PM (qUkBO)

170 I am more proud of being in the US Navy than ANYTHING I have ever done. And would come back in an fight anywhere anytime if called ( they ain't calling me LOL). I love my Country and my Shipmates without reservations.

But if I were a 18 year Old Jew now in America, I'd be making Aliyah and joining the IDF. I fear for the future of Jews in America.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2024 03:16 PM (PQ4m2)

171 Popular and moral causes are always led by the top 1% of the top 1% of the top 1% in the world.

The very rich and very powerful always have the interests of the poor and oppressed in mind.

When I need to calibrate my moral compass, I ask, "what would the teenage daughter of a high-ranking member of the ruling
party of the most powerful government in the world do?"

You're always safe following someone who has never known accountability, responsibility, want or worry in her bare score of years on Earth.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 18, 2024 03:17 PM (yikga)

172 Visual Studies is way easier than Olfactory Studies.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2024 03:17 PM (JTwsP)

173 >>We write as Jewish faculty of Columbia and Barnard in anticipation of your appearance before the House Committee on Education and the Workforce...

By the way, Joe Mannix - this is exactly what I was trying to convey in the last thread about the objective of vilifying J6ers and anyone defending it...it was to get this simpering response, a wimpy plead to stop from truth seeking folks by those who are most oppressed.

This is why J6 and anyone defending it is threatened with severe "over the top" retribution by the legal and judiciary left in proportions all outsize of any actual offense - it's to stomp out public dissent from their one-party rule in a way the Nazis would envy and did practice where-ever they could.

Posted by: Boswell at April 18, 2024 03:17 PM (K+UlC)

174 I need an optometrist to help me look on the bright side.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 03:17 PM (9yWhg)

175 I wouldn’t mind being part goat. They know how to have fun, and have you ever seen the size of the balls on those things?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2024 03:14 PM (JTwsP)



and your hat wouldn't blow off in a breeze.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 03:17 PM (tkR6S)

176 Malia graduated from Harvard with Visual Studies degree, whatever that is.

Is that Harvard speak for an optometrist?
Posted by: Barney Rubble

TV-Bingeing.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 18, 2024 03:17 PM (lZVy/)

177 Malia graduated from Harvard with Visual Studies degree, whatever that is. ...
Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 03:00 PM (ZdaMQ)
++++
It doesn't matter.

"Studies" programs - especially at the Ivies - are where incompetent and lazy students congregate outside the halls to lick the windows and yap through the glass at their betters while still receiving a sheepskin.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:18 PM (HnUIn)

178 I wouldn’t mind being part goat. They know how to have fun
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2024 03:14 PM (JTwsP)


This is true.
-- Ahmed

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 03:18 PM (9yWhg)

179
Ann-Margret > Malia-Ann.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at April 18, 2024 03:16 PM (qUkBO)




https://tinyurl.com/4bhm4j9t

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

180 Shit, now I want a goat that wears a hat.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2024 03:19 PM (JTwsP)

181 174 I need an optometrist to help me look on the bright side.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonu

I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that you're blind. The good news is that now you won't be able to see that there is no bright side.

Posted by: Dr. O.P. Tommy Trist at April 18, 2024 03:19 PM (FxINA)

182 160 I wouldn’t mind being part goat. They know how to have fun, and have you ever seen the size of the balls on those things?

Plus when someone pisses you off. You can head butt a MF

Posted by: Billy at April 18, 2024 03:19 PM (og5mY)

183 Sasha just graduated from USC with a sociology degree. Not sure if she has a job.

Malia graduated from Harvard with Visual Studies degree, whatever that is. She has dropped the Obama name and is producing films, she won some Sundance award for her debut.

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 03:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

Which one was recently photographed on a park bench with a red Solo cup and a bottle of vodka? I'm guessing Sasha, since it happened in LA.

Posted by: pookysgirl would be chugging vodka too if that were her family at April 18, 2024 03:20 PM (dtlDP)

184 Mostly shocked a Cultural Marxist Seminary would toss out a Cultural Marxist

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 03:20 PM (fwDg9)

185
This is true.
-- Ahmed
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 03:18 PM (9yWhg)



Nice cock, Ahmed!

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 18, 2024 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

186 https://tinyurl.com/4bhm4j9t
Posted by: Sponge


You, my friend, are a great American.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 03:20 PM (9yWhg)

187 I just looked up a picture of Malaria Oblabo. Barky was definitely the sperm donor on that one! Guess Big Mike was the donor for Satchel.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 18, 2024 03:20 PM (4XwPj)

188 Shit, now I want a goat that wears a hat.
---
I want a goat with a Visual Studies degree from Harvard.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 18, 2024 03:20 PM (woPEM)

189 Shit, now I want a goat that wears a hat.

https://starryai.com/app/user/TheLizard/creation/1008388564

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 18, 2024 03:20 PM (lZVy/)

190 This bikini Asian had the opportunity to study abroad at a number of American universities, but turned them down because she wanted a real education:
http://tiny.cc/850txz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:20 PM (HnUIn)

191
Visual Studies is way easier than Olfactory Studies.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


It Stinks!

Posted by: Taking the olfactory studies final exam at April 18, 2024 03:20 PM (63Dwl)

192 TV-Bingeing.
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 18, 2024 03:17 PM (lZVy/)

Pfft: Teevee is for old people. The kids these days are getting degrees from Haaaahvaaaad in TikTok video viewing.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2024 03:21 PM (dGCAG)

193 Malia graduated from Harvard with Visual Studies degree, whatever that is.

It sounds like a pity degree for dyslexics.

Is she dyslexic?


Posted by: naturalfake at April 18, 2024 03:21 PM (eDfFs)

194 Ann-Margret > Malia-Ann.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at April 18, 2024 03:16 PM (qUkBO)


Barbara Ann > Malia Ann

Posted by: Brian Wilson at April 18, 2024 03:21 PM (OguvZ)

195 I saw Goat That Wears a Hat open for Men Without Hats at Edgefest in '97.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

196 This bikini Asian had the opportunity to study abroad at a number of American universities, but turned them down because she wanted a real education:
http://tiny.cc/850txz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


That's a million-dollar smile right there.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 03:21 PM (9yWhg)

197 Michelle (pronounced Michael) has a penis.

Posted by: Please stop with the misinformation at April 18, 2024 03:21 PM (q9dju)

198
You, my friend, are a great American.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 03:20 PM (9yWhg)



I try.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

199 Sasha started at Michigan and transferred to USC. I think Malia is the smart one and Sasha is the pretty one.

I tell my sister all the time there is always one smart one and one pretty one. She is really smart.

(Kidding, I mean she is really smart but she is also gorgeous, dark hair, blue eyes, all of it).

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 03:22 PM (ZdaMQ)

200 Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar's daughter that her brother fathered, Isra Hirsi, revealed Thursday she has been suspended from Barnard College over her involvement in anti-Israel protests on Columbia University's campus.

Posted by: Franklin Stein at April 18, 2024 03:22 PM (hbjSA)

201 I try.
Posted by: Sponge


We all try, you succeed.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 03:22 PM (9yWhg)

202 So it's good that they have noticed the antisemitism that's been there since the nineties, but why now?

Posted by: N at April 18, 2024 03:22 PM (RjBju)

203 White House admits Biden uncle wasn’t eaten by cannibals, died in Pacific Ocean crash

https://tinyurl.com/338fyrcj

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 03:23 PM (NpAcC)

204 > Rich Jewish donors seem to be getting pissy that DEI is turning on them.

A lot of rich leftists think they're buying indulgences by supporting every single leftist thing. The Jewish part of this group got a really big wakeup call. Some of them are already asleep again.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 18, 2024 03:24 PM (6OrcJ)

205 You want a girl with a short skirt.

You'd settle for a girl with a long jacket.

You'll get a goat with a hat.

Posted by: Let them eat Cake! at April 18, 2024 03:24 PM (q9dju)

206 Then Joe Biden dropped this gem…

“Are you ready to choose freedom over democracy? Because that’s America!” Biden shouted.

Posted by: SMOD at April 18, 2024 03:24 PM (RHGPo)

207 White House admits Biden uncle wasn’t eaten by cannibals, died in Pacific Ocean crash

https://tinyurl.com/338fyrcj
Posted by: redridinghood

But Beau was!

I meant to say Beau!

Posted by: Joe D. Mensha at April 18, 2024 03:24 PM (lZVy/)

208 205 You want a girl with a short skirt.

You'd settle for a girl with a long jacket.

You'll get a goat with a hat.

Posted by: Let them eat Cake! at April 18, 2024 03:24 PM (q9dju)

What an abomination of a band.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 03:24 PM (KbCG3)

209 You want a girl with a short skirt.

You'd settle for a girl with a long jacket.

You'll get a goat with a hat.
Posted by: Let them eat Cake! at April 18, 2024 03:24 PM (q9dju)



Winning!!!!

Posted by: Muhammed Al Durka Durk at April 18, 2024 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

210 "Khalidi argued the attack required "context,"...
________________________________________

Context: the circumstances that form the setting for an event, statement, or idea, and in terms of which it can be fully understood and assessed.

I think the real problem for these Hamas apologists and supporters is that their efforts of skewing the true context requires credibility, intelligence, and believability. All of which are in very short supply.

Posted by: Orson at April 18, 2024 03:24 PM (dIske)

211 A proposed law: No one who pronounces the vowel "I" as "eel" should be allowed to run for public office.

Posted by: Zek at April 18, 2024 03:25 PM (5FPX4)

212 Why doesn't Omar's daughter wear a rag on her head like her mother ????

Posted by: Franklin Stein at April 18, 2024 03:25 PM (hbjSA)

213 You want a girl with a short skirt.

You'd settle for a girl with a long jacket.

You'll get a goat with a hat.
Posted by: Let them eat Cake! at April 18, 2024 03:24 PM (q9dju)
++++
:: slow clap ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:25 PM (HnUIn)

214 206 Then Joe Biden dropped this gem…

“Are you ready to choose freedom over democracy? Because that’s America!” Biden shouted.

Posted by: SMOD at April 18, 2024 03:24 PM (RHGPo)

Credit where due, it is quite hard to argue with that.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 03:25 PM (KbCG3)

215 So you’re saying Joe’s uncle’s brain wasn’t eaten away from cannabis?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2024 03:25 PM (Hkcdp)

216 Isra Hirsi is just calling for the genocide of the Jews Americans won't. Really its an act of love

Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 18, 2024 03:25 PM (ibTVg)

217 The Goat in the Coat was Dr. Seuss' follow-up bomb to The Cat in the Hat.

Posted by: spindrift at April 18, 2024 03:25 PM (OguvZ)

218
"Studies" programs - especially at the Ivies - are where incompetent and lazy students congregate outside the halls to lick the windows and yap through the glass at their betters while still receiving a sheepskin.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:18 PM (HnUIn)

Eric Weinstein gets mad at us, for assuming everything they do at Haaahvaaad is academically suspect, claims there is all kinds of rigorous learning going on inside those ivy walls.

Maybe so, but letting people like Enola Gay run amok in that place, and giving nonsense degrees to half-wits is eventually going to take its toll on the quality of the rest of the screwel. If it hasn't already.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2024 03:26 PM (dGCAG)

219 Short skirt, long jacket.

https://youtu.be/85zV1fpSJQ0

Posted by: Cake at April 18, 2024 03:26 PM (dg+HA)

220 So you’re saying Joe’s uncle’s brain wasn’t eaten away from cannabis?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2024 03:25 PM (Hkcdp)



I think you mean syphilis.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

221
The Goat with the Hat was Dr Seuss' worst book.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 18, 2024 03:26 PM (eDfFs)

222 Joe didn't say his Uncle was eaten by cannibals. He said it had all the hallmarks of cannibal activity.

Posted by: MSNBC at April 18, 2024 03:26 PM (63Dwl)

223 I tell my sister all the time there is always one smart one and one pretty one. She is really smart.

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 03:22 PM (ZdaMQ)

=====

What if there are three of you?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 03:26 PM (DRSnL)

224 I was almost eaten by cannibals, but escaped. Obviously.

Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2024 03:27 PM (o2ZRX)

225 I have some rags I use to work on my Corvette if Omar's daughter wants to wear them on her head !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at April 18, 2024 03:27 PM (hbjSA)

226 > Malia graduated from Harvard with Visual Studies degree, whatever that is.

I think it's basically an Art History degree. Of course it's Harvard, so it comes with a metric crapton of "critical theory" throughout.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 18, 2024 03:27 PM (6OrcJ)

227 Why on earth is Shipman shocked? Really?

I was shocked to see that she and her hubby Carney have Soviet propaganda posters hanging in their kitchen.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 18, 2024 03:27 PM (3ImbR)

228
What if there are three of you?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 03:26 PM (DRSnL)



One pretty.
One smart.
One trailer park trashy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

229 White House admits Biden uncle wasn’t eaten by cannibals, died in Pacific Ocean crash

https://tinyurl.com/338fyrcj
Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 03:23 PM (NpAcC)

Did they find a body? If not, he was eaten by somebody/something.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2024 03:28 PM (dGCAG)

230 Eric Weinstein gets mad at us, for assuming everything they do at Haaahvaaad is academically suspect, claims there is all kinds of rigorous learning going on inside those ivy walls.

Maybe so, but letting people like Enola Gay run amok in that place, and giving nonsense degrees to half-wits is eventually going to take its toll on the quality of the rest of the screwel. If it hasn't already.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2024 03:26 PM (dGCAG)
++++
Oh yes, and it will be richly deserved. You *can* run out of social and political capital, and the universities are working on it at a rapid pace.

In my comparison, it would be that the "real" students inside the halls at which the "studies" majors yap aren't really much better.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:28 PM (HnUIn)

231 The best Cake song: https://tinyurl.com/2s3zc8as aka the Obama song

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 03:28 PM (ibTVg)

232 "The Goat with the Hat was Dr Seuss' worst book."

To Think That I Saw It On Holy Martyrs' Street wasn't such a great read either.

Posted by: Zek at April 18, 2024 03:28 PM (5FPX4)

233 "Suspended." Like what's that mean, right?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 18, 2024 03:28 PM (KiBMU)

234
Did they find a body? If not, he was eaten by somebody/something.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2024 03:28 PM (dGCAG)



Crashed a plane in the ocean.

He's shark shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

235 Michelle (pronounced Michael) has a penis.
Posted by: Please stop with the misinformation at April 18, 2024 03:21 PM (q9dju)

Concur. It was flopping around on that one bull dyke's show while he danced the forbidden dance of love.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2024 03:28 PM (cDEsv)

236 Beau was eaten by cannibas. War on drugs cost me a lot, Jack.

Posted by: Lil' Joey taking a break from governating to eat his Lunchable at April 18, 2024 03:29 PM (q9dju)

237 One pretty.
One smart.
One trailer park trashy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

*considers*

Yeah, that tracks.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 03:29 PM (DRSnL)

238 Lot of drama being a satan follower.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at April 18, 2024 03:29 PM (ytSiK)

239 Joe didn't say his Uncle was eaten by cannibals. He said it had all the hallmarks of cannibal activity.
Posted by: MSNBC at April 18, 2024 03:26 PM (63Dwl)
++++
This is how we can be sure that Biden was never in the IC. The IC knows that the real problem is if something has the *earmarks* of another activity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:29 PM (HnUIn)

240 Also, if you get eaten by cannibals, you don't have to tell us you were eaten by cannibals. We already know you were eaten by cannibals.

You weren't eaten by vegans.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2024 03:29 PM (dGCAG)

241 Did they find a body? If not, he was eaten by somebody/something.
Posted by: BurtTC


"shifty eyes*
-- coconut crabs

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 03:29 PM (9yWhg)

242 What if there are three of you?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024

This only works to antagonize your big sister when there are only 2 girls.

I have 3 girls. When there are 3 you get the trifecta of looks, personality and brains in all of them.

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 03:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

243 Beau went down on the search for Amelia Earhart.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:29 PM (woPEM)

244 229 White House admits Biden uncle wasn’t eaten by cannibals, died in Pacific Ocean crash

https://tinyurl.com/338fyrcj
Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 03:23 PM (NpAcC)

Did they find a body? If not, he was eaten by somebody/something.

Clarification: he was listening to "She Drives Me Crazy" when the plane went down

Posted by: Taggart at April 18, 2024 03:29 PM (og5mY)

245 The best Cake song:

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 03:28 PM (ibTVg)



That's not saying much......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

246 "I think we have to ... commit to speech that isn't laced with hate and isn't just meant to provoke."

This may be the first time I've ever heard the left called out for its fizzy hatred.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 03:29 PM (w6EFb)

247 If these ugly fat liberal women gave more Blow Jobs then we would not need to worry about Roe vs Wade anymore.....

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 18, 2024 03:29 PM (qpLSv)

248 The best Cake song: https://tinyurl.com/2s3zc8as aka the Obama song
Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 03:28 PM (ibTVg)


Whatever happened to Cake?

Were they eaten by cannibals?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 18, 2024 03:30 PM (eDfFs)

249 Did she do something to somebody or was what she was saying offensive?

Posted by: N at April 18, 2024 03:30 PM (RjBju)

250 I meant to say "fizzing" but I suppose "fizzy" works.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 03:30 PM (w6EFb)

251 229 White House admits Biden uncle wasn’t eaten by cannibals, died in Pacific Ocean crash

https://tinyurl.com/338fyrcj
Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 03:23 PM (NpAcC)

Did they find a body? If not, he was eaten by somebody/something.
Posted
Not saying it was aliens….but it was aliens.

Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2024 03:30 PM (o2ZRX)

252 One pretty.
One smart.
One trailer park trashy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Bide

One pretty.
One smart.
One trailer park trashy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Bide

*looks around nervously*

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 18, 2024 03:30 PM (CIS44)

253 If you see pictures of Barky and Big Mike from when they were young Big Mike looks like the man, and in most pictures is posing like the man in the relationship.

Sometimes when women age they go look more masculine (like Bill Gates ex-wife) but Big Mike has always looked like a guy.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 03:30 PM (ibTVg)

254 237 One pretty.
One smart.
One trailer park trashy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe

I was much nicer in my response!

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 03:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

255 Short skirt, looooong jacket?


Na na na na
Na na na naaaa nuh!

Posted by: CHUCK at April 18, 2024 03:30 PM (Hkcdp)

256 I saw Barry Soetero open for the Turkish Bath Boys, in the Bath Boys dressing room at The Sheep Palace in Istanbul, July 2011.

Posted by: It made me go BLIND! at April 18, 2024 03:30 PM (5fDan)

257 Beau went down on the search for Amelia Earhart.
Posted by: Joe Biden

Close, but not really.

Posted by: Doktor Jill at April 18, 2024 03:30 PM (lZVy/)

258 Whatever happened to Cake?

Were they eaten by cannibals?


Fine Young ones I hear.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 03:31 PM (ibTVg)

259 If these ugly fat liberal women gave more Blow Jobs then we would not need to worry about Roe vs Wade anymore.....

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 18, 2024 03:29 PM (qpLSv)

I know, right?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 03:31 PM (w6EFb)

260 Posted by: BruceWayne at April 18, 2024 03:30 PM (CIS44)


You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

261 The best Cake song:

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 03:28 PM (ibTVg)


stick shifts and safety belts hardest hit

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 18, 2024 03:31 PM (CIS44)

262 Whatever happened to Cake?

Were they eaten by cannibals?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 18, 2024 03:30 PM (eDfFs)


Hungry French peasants.

Posted by: spindrift at April 18, 2024 03:31 PM (OguvZ)

263 You weren't eaten by vegans.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2024 03:29 PM (dGCAG)

Tweeet!

In the case of Joe, assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 03:31 PM (tkR6S)

264
One trailer park trashy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:27 PM


if she's not doing anything this weekend, have her call me

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 18, 2024 03:31 PM (bEb2S)

265 247 If these ugly fat liberal women gave more Blow Jobs then we would not need to worry about Roe vs Wade anymore



Ugly is ugly, even if you are staring at the top of her head

Posted by: N at April 18, 2024 03:31 PM (RjBju)

266 You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Bi

dammmit! and im still in class hahah

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 18, 2024 03:31 PM (CIS44)

267 and now the joke just isnt worth it hahah

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 18, 2024 03:32 PM (CIS44)

268 Crashed a plane in the ocean.

He's shark shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

You don't know. There might have been cannibals perusing the waterway.

It could happen.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2024 03:32 PM (dGCAG)

269 The cake is a lie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

270 Sundowner's brain is mush, probably can't remember what he are for breakfast today

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 03:32 PM (fwDg9)

271 Did they find a body? If not, he was eaten by somebody/something.
Posted by: BurtTC


"shifty eyes*
-- coconut crabs
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 03:29 PM (9yWhg)


^^^^That sounds right on the money.

They gave him such a pinch!!!
-narration by Joe Besser.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 18, 2024 03:32 PM (eDfFs)

272 "You were eaten by a Gru."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2024 03:32 PM (HUco/)

273 My guess is Joe stole the story about what happened to Bush senior's squadron mates.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 03:32 PM (di6C2)

274 Somebody educate me. What exactly is the downside to Palestinian genocide?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 18, 2024 03:32 PM (kzHlT)

275 White House admits Biden uncle wasn’t eaten by cannibals, died in Pacific Ocean crash

https://tinyurl.com/338fyrcj
Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 03:23 PM (NpAcC)

Jes makin shit up like we always do.

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre Van Damme at April 18, 2024 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

276 Years ago when working at the courts, a judge asked a plaintiff what her major was at Rutgers. She responded that her thesis was on: The History of Lesbian Sado-Masochism in America.

Shut that chatty judge right up, she did.

There is absolutely no course of "study" that is off limits in our esteemed institutions.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 18, 2024 03:33 PM (3ImbR)

277
I was much nicer in my response!
Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 03:30 PM (ZdaMQ)



My daughter is an only child. I heard a lady say once her parents told her, being an only child, they did it right the first time and didn't need to have any more.

I passed that along.

"What about my cousins?"

"You've met Nick......."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

278 You weren't eaten by vegans.

She don't eat meat
but she sure likes the bone. https://tinyurl.com/5n7jwz2c

Posted by: Deadeye Dick at April 18, 2024 03:33 PM (ibTVg)

279 269 The cake is a lie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

Counter:

https://tinyurl.com/2r7xh58z

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 03:33 PM (di6C2)

280 Coconut crabs?

Jeffrey Hunter. WWII movie set on Guam, before it tipped over.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2024 03:33 PM (HUco/)

281 Somebody educate me. What exactly is the downside to Palestinian genocide?
Posted by: Xi




Are you going to be the guy doing it?

Posted by: N at April 18, 2024 03:34 PM (RjBju)

282 Michelle (pronounced Michael) has a penis.
Posted by: Please stop with the misinformation at April 18, 2024 03:21 PM (q9dju)

Concur. It was flopping around on that one bull dyke's show while he danced the forbidden dance of love.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2024 03:28 PM (cDEsv)

236 Beau was eaten by cannibas. War on drugs cost me a lot, Jack

---------------

When I first saw that video, all I could hear in my mind was Mike Myers as Wayne repeatedly yelling "Schwing!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 18, 2024 03:34 PM (HlbBf)

283 Well, when you're an incest weirdo, sometimes a warped little freak slides out of your haggard-ass Mohammedan bonus hole.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2024 03:34 PM (0FoWg)

284 Counter:

https://tinyurl.com/2r7xh58z
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 03:33 PM (di6C2)
++++
LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:34 PM (HnUIn)

285 Y’all enjoy. I am going on a run with my youngest.

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 03:34 PM (ZdaMQ)

286 Actual incitement to violence should of course be punished. And yes, double standards are worse than no standards at all.

But that said, I'm totally not on board with all this focus of late "anti semitism" by supposedly well-meaning types. It furthers the general, bullshit narrative that "hate speech" is somehow a thing in a free society, and the Worst Thing Ever, and also "On the Rise" ergo the government, social media, academia etc have a right and imperative to police everyone's tongue.

And, it puts The Jews in the middle of the scrum between anti-speech commies and those who care about speech, such that both sides get to Blame the Jews for not having their way.

Posted by: Zek at April 18, 2024 03:34 PM (5FPX4)

287 Somebody educate me. What exactly is the downside to Palestinian genocide?
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Long lines at the river Styx.

Posted by: Doktor Jill at April 18, 2024 03:34 PM (lZVy/)

288 You weren't eaten by vegans.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2024 03:29 PM (dGCAG)

Tweeet!

In the case of Joe, assumes facts not in evidence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 03:31 PM (tkR6S)

On the contrary. Cannibals are like the old joke about the bridge builder.

You have to go your whole life and career building bridges, to be called a bridge builder. But suck just ONE cock and.....

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2024 03:35 PM (dGCAG)

289 Any of you Fuck Sticks give Barry a hard time I will personally rip your head off and shit down your neck !!!!!!!

Posted by: Big Mike at April 18, 2024 03:35 PM (15lwl)

290 Well, when you're an incest weirdo, sometimes a warped little freak slides out of your haggard-ass Mohammedan bonus hole.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2024 03:34 PM (0FoWg)
++++
:: looks in dictionary ::

Huh. The very definition of "invective."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:35 PM (HnUIn)

291 The History of Lesbian Sado-Masochism in America.


Hey that's the thesis Hillary is always looking through

/My life sucks

Posted by: Huma Abedin at April 18, 2024 03:35 PM (ibTVg)

292 The daughter is just trying to get votes in Michigan.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 03:35 PM (lX8VI)

293 274 Somebody educate me. What exactly is the downside to Palestinian genocide?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 18, 2024 03:32 PM (kzHlT)

It would lower the other Arabs' self-esteem if they no longer had Palestinians to look down upon.

Posted by: I guess they could turn their noses up at Libyans at April 18, 2024 03:35 PM (q9dju)

294 There is absolutely no course of "study" that is off limits in our esteemed institutions.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 18, 2024 03:33 PM (3ImbR)

Building A Thing What Don't Fall The Hell Over Immediately Studies.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 03:35 PM (GkFGh)

295 279 269 The cake is a lie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

Counter:

https://tinyurl.com/2r7xh58z
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 03:33 PM (di6C2)

======

I'm not clicking on that, GLaDOS. I know your tricks!

*portals the f out of here*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:35 PM (GBKbO)

296 I guess the "hate-fest" is over ...

Cops storm Columbia, bust 100 anti-Israel protesters after university prez finally tells NYPD to clear campus

Posted by: SMOD at April 18, 2024 03:36 PM (RHGPo)

297
Cops storm Columbia, bust 100 anti-Israel protesters after university prez finally tells NYPD to clear campus
Posted by: SMOD at April 18, 2024 03:36 PM (RHGPo)



This will start happening more and more as we get closer to November so Biden becomes the "law and order" candidate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

298 History of Lesbian Sado-Masochism in America?

They wrestle to see who wears the plaid shirt?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2024 03:37 PM (HUco/)

299 Are you going to be the guy doing it?
Posted by: N at April 18, 2024 03:34 PM (RjBju)

When the shit hits the fan here I'll do my part.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 18, 2024 03:37 PM (kzHlT)

300 This will start happening more and more as we get closer to November so Biden becomes the "law and order" candidate.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at A

but thatll push away all the voters in Dearbornistan and MiniMogadishu

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 18, 2024 03:37 PM (CIS44)

301 Somebody educate me. What exactly is the downside to Palestinian genocide?

Rapid in increase in average global IQ?

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 18, 2024 03:37 PM (lZVy/)

302 White House admits Biden uncle wasn’t eaten by cannibals, died in Pacific Ocean crash

Did the Wh ever deny obama's uncle single handedly liberated Auschwitz?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2024 03:38 PM (PQ4m2)

303 but thatll push away all the voters in Dearbornistan and MiniMogadishu
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 18, 2024 03:37 PM (CIS44)

Hey remember when David Duke was a thing?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 03:38 PM (GkFGh)

304 My brother, my husband, and I are both deeply offended by this post.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at April 18, 2024 03:39 PM (oGyF9)

305 In my comparison, it would be that the "real" students inside the halls at which the "studies" majors yap aren't really much better.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:28 PM (HnUIn)

Would never hire anyone from the Ivies or, say, Williams College, etc. into my finance department. They are universally non-productive employees, as I have learned in the past, as they eventually result in more HR problems/distractions than any other young employee from any another school who has suggested a desire to learn and advance in our company. These graduates are either for academia, or to pad an investment firm's/fund's LOL resume in the NE, rather than anything to do with real business.

Posted by: Boswell at April 18, 2024 03:39 PM (K+UlC)

306 If/when the Palis are moved out of Israel in a generation or two they will revert to the Arab mean just like other "colonizers" that have been kicked out...see the Germans after WWII as an example...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 03:39 PM (ibTVg)

307 Does the hammer and sickle mean she supports putin?

I caint keep up.

Posted by: Groucho marx at April 18, 2024 03:40 PM (adzPa)

308 David Duke and Al Sharpton at one point both supported Cindi Sheehan.

Try to square that circle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2024 03:40 PM (HUco/)

309 304 My brother, my husband, and I are both deeply offended by this post.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at April 18, 2024 03:39 PM (oGyF9)

This is good comedy.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 03:40 PM (KbCG3)

310 David Duke and Al Sharpton at one point both supported Cindi Sheehan.


And...Barky Obama put her in jail...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 03:40 PM (ibTVg)

311 David Duke and Al Sharpton at one point both supported Cindi Sheehan.

Try to square that circle.
Posted by: Anna Puma a

*Tries to square circle*

*Head explodes like dude in Scanners*

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 18, 2024 03:40 PM (CIS44)

312
My brother, my husband, and I are both deeply offended by this post.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at April 18, 2024 03:39 PM


Well done.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 03:41 PM (RKVpM)

313 My brother, my husband, and I are both deeply offended by this post.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at April 18, 2024 03:39 PM (oGyF9)



Wait a minute....

I'm my own sister-in-law!!!! Yay!

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at April 18, 2024 03:41 PM (eDfFs)

314 *Tries to square circle*

*Head explodes like dude in Scanners*

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 18, 2024 03:40 PM (CIS44)

Pretty sure circling squares resulted in a kerfuffle in the last thread.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 03:41 PM (KbCG3)

315 My brother, my husband, and I are both deeply offended by this post.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at April 18, 2024 03:39 PM


Looks like you've got an extra comma in there Ilhan...

Posted by: Grammerly at April 18, 2024 03:41 PM (ibTVg)

316 On Fox...A Jewish Girl named Katie is doing Great. Spelling it out

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2024 03:42 PM (PQ4m2)

317 David Duke and Al Sharpton at one point both supported Cindi Sheehan.

Try to square that circle.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2024 03:40 PM (HUco/)

There's more than one way to be a numbnuts idiot.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2024 03:42 PM (dGCAG)

318 Brother-husband

Bro-band?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2024 03:42 PM (HUco/)

319 Agreed on how this is being used to reinforce the concept of “hate speech.”

Like Bill Ackerman, who was so outspoken and instrumental in getting Ms. Gay ousted as Harvard president turning around and endorsing some bland nobody Democrat to primary Joe Biden.

Helloooooo, it’s your entire party that has entirely corrupted the meaning of free speech over the course of two decades under the guise of curbing “hate,” all while green lighting their expressions of hatred for the favored demographic du jour. you don’t beat them by fighting within their carefully crafted paradigm ffs.

Posted by: CHUCK at April 18, 2024 03:42 PM (Hkcdp)

320 Pretty sure circling squares resulted in a kerfuffle in the last thread.

Well, it certainly created a kerfuffle in Bohemia...

Posted by: Hussite War Wagons at April 18, 2024 03:43 PM (ibTVg)

321 Invoking the right to go OT after a few hundred comments, viewing an interview with a dismissed juror in the Trump trial reminds me of the fact that almost all Trump Derangement consists of a person reciting a litany of things they think "Trump said."

You almost never hear of anyone with TDS saying "Trump did x, y or z" --just "Trump said soldiers are losers" or "Trump said white supremacists are fine people" etc. Of course the actual quotes are 100% made up bullshit, but weird that the TDS afflicted don't even recognize the fundamental thing that this visceral hatred they bear is almost entirely a construct of bad words and bad feelz, as opposed to any real, supposedly harmful act.

The immaturity of this world view alone is astounding.

Posted by: Zek at April 18, 2024 03:43 PM (5FPX4)

322 Hammer and Sickle in bio, probably Barnard's logo too.

Posted by: scampydog at April 18, 2024 03:43 PM (2bFN5)

323 nood jurist

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 18, 2024 03:43 PM (CIS44)

324 Joe Biden is a vegetable. Vegetarians eat vegetables. Vegetarians will eat Joe Biden

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 18, 2024 03:43 PM (DQYe1)

325
History of Lesbian Sado-Masochism in America?

They wrestle to see who wears the plaid shirt?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2024 03:37 PM (HUco/)



Depends. Who's carrying the Subaru keys?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2024 03:43 PM (n+4am)

326 I'm my own sister-in-law!!!! Yay!
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at April 18, 2024 03:41 PM (eDfFs)

Wouldn't be the first time a bro in law/sis in law were banging each other.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2024 03:43 PM (dGCAG)

327 Wide Awake Media
@wideawake_media

Climate cultists attack U.S. Senator Lisa Murkowski (
@lisamurkowski)
"Murkowski is a murderer. She incinerates us to enrich her cronies... She is an ecocidal pyromaniac."

https://tinyurl.com/yvafmm2z

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 03:44 PM (NpAcC)

328
Like Bill Ackerman, who was so outspoken and instrumental in getting Ms. Gay ousted as Harvard president turning around and endorsing some bland nobody Democrat to primary Joe Biden.


The guy with the big nose beat Biden in the NH primary...until the DNC suddenly "found" a ton of votes.

I'll be surprised if Biden gets more then 55M vote from real, eligible citizens in 2024...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 03:44 PM (ibTVg)

329 White House admits Biden uncle wasn’t eaten by cannibals, died in Pacific Ocean crash

https://tinyurl.com/338fyrcj
Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 03:23 PM (NpAcC)


1 Billion quatloos Joe has had some of his staffers for the past 50 years working 23 hours every day, searching genealogy and Union Army records trying to find a relative of Joe's who died in combat in the Civil War, while serving in the Irish Brigade. Joe would crow about that to blacks, Irish, and everyone else for 3/4 of every speech he makes. Beau would barely get mentioned. Old cannibal-consumed Uncle Ambrose would never be mentioned at all.

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 03:44 PM (5fDan)

330 Read Sundowner warned the Israelis not to take Haifa

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 03:44 PM (fwDg9)

331 Try to square that circle.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Well, first, we draw a line between the names Duke and Sharpton.
Second we draw a line between Sharpton and Sheehan.
Third we draw a line from Sheehan to Duke.
Then we have our ......
Dammit.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 18, 2024 03:44 PM (4XwPj)

332 "Malia graduated from Harvard with Visual Studies degree, whatever that is.
Posted by: Piper"


In the old days they had RTV degrees (radio-television) for the un-college ready. You might have actually learned something useful on occasion in those programs.

They had all the really good parties.

Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2024 03:45 PM (JojsZ)

333 David Duke and Al Sharpton at one point both supported Cindi Sheehan.

Try to square that circle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2024 03:40 PM (HUco/)

Cindi Sheehan was a Democrat. Al Sharpton was a Democrat. The KKK was a Democrat.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 03:47 PM (lX8VI)

334 Somebody educate me. What exactly is the downside to Palestinian genocide?

Rapid in increase in average global IQ?
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 18, 2024 03:37 PM

Eh, people would do better not to commit genocide (though it may become sadly necessary in this case). Hard to get that dirt off your hands.

But your question goes to my main point about Muslims, and particularly the Arab ones.

Everyone loves to freak out about their terrorism, but set aside their strong predilection for psychotic bloodletting, and you get to the nub of the problem with these assholes.

Even if they weren't out to kill, rape, or enslave you... What are the redeeming qualities of the Arabs? The only single thing these congenital fuckups are good for is their food - and it's more or less the same stuff the Greeks and Mediterranean Jews make anyway.

We waste an awful lot of breath pretending these people have value to the rest of the world. They don't even have value to themselves, which is why their nations are all so dismal and pathetic unless they have enough oil money to hire foreigners to do literally every single fucking thing in their lives. They're G-d's mistake.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2024 03:47 PM (0FoWg)

335 David Duke and Al Sharpton agreeing isn’t so hard to see - there’s a Ryan what’s his name video that demonstrates that one well. Two guys, one with a BLM shirt, the other with a KKK shirt (or something like that) agreeing on no mixed race dating, races should be segregated, etc. it’s funny because he nails it so perfectly.

Posted by: CHUCK at April 18, 2024 03:47 PM (Hkcdp)

336 Heh, … explains it better!

Posted by: CHUCK at April 18, 2024 03:48 PM (Hkcdp)

337 Shit, now I want a goat that wears a hat.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

*******

It could share a pen with my pony.

That I still totally want.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2024 03:49 PM (991eG)

338 David Duke and Al Sharpton agreeing isn’t so hard to see - there’s a Ryan what’s his name video that demonstrates that one well. Two guys, one with a BLM shirt, the other with a KKK shirt (or something like that) agreeing on no mixed race dating, races should be segregated, etc. it’s funny because he nails it so perfectly.
Posted by: CHUCK

I've read a similar thing about Malcolm X and the KKK. They both wanted a race war, so they kinda worked together to try to bring it about.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 03:50 PM (9yWhg)

339 Ohhh.

Hirsi has had press for several years.

Isra Hirsi is an American environmental activist. She co-founded and served as the co-executive director of the U.S. Youth Climate Strike. In 2020, she was named in the Fortune's 40 Under 40 Government and Politics list.
Wikipedia
-----------------------------
Even the O girls, now grown & living in LA, have been politically active, i.e.,

People: POLITICS, Nov. 24, 2020
Sasha & Malia Joined Summer Demonstrations, Dad Says: ‘Their Attitude Was, We’ve Seen Something Wrong’
"I could not have been prouder of them," former President Barack Obama tells PEOPLE
--
Politico, Malia Obama attends pipeline protest
01/30/2017 01:34 PM EST
In Malia Obama's first week off from being a first daughter, she quietly dipped her toes into the activist lifestyle.

During a trip to the Sundance Film Festival, Obama attended a Standing Rock Sioux Tribe protest against the Dakota Access pipeline.
---
Next Gen

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (NFX2v)

340 Somebody educate me. What exactly is the downside to Palestinian genocide?
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Red Cross commercials with poor African kids wearing Palestinian flag ponchos over their faded Buffalo Bills Super Bowl Champion t-shirts?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 18, 2024 03:53 PM (hBBK4)

341 I think it's funny that the crazy airplane lady is like "my bad" about the airplane stuff but leftism is so toxic she's out selling beer for a rightish gifting beer company in a bikini to show which side she's NOT on.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2024 04:37 PM (Y6IkP)

342 Don't you mean Ilhan Omar's daughter/niece?

Posted by: Gerry at April 18, 2024 04:49 PM (oMaZb)

343 "Clare Shipman, formerly some NBC reporterette and wife of Obama press secretary (and former fake "journalist") James Carney, reports that the anti-semitism at Columbia -- of which Barnard is a sister school -- is 'shocking.'

"I'm shocked that you're shocked."

I'm shocked that she noticed.

Posted by: BD at April 18, 2024 05:21 PM (NO1Nw)

344 Isra Hirsi has just been arrested by police for refusing to leave the anti-Israel encampment

Posted by: AgathaPagatha at April 18, 2024 05:39 PM (Dwn2O)

345 I think Shipman admitted that she just realized she was a Nazi. Sure, I could blame the Nazi she worshipped-Obama. On the other hand, I could blame her for her own Nazism. Its not like half the country wasn't warning her about Obama and his Nazism.

Posted by: william ferrin at April 19, 2024 01:33 PM (bv9IG)

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When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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