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Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 03:30 PM (CWTWj) 2
she's a real american
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 03:31 PM (73/SM) 3
yes lets ban cooking and meat. save the planet
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 03:31 PM (CWTWj) Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 15, 2026 03:31 PM (OUMaO) 5
Someone mentioned that the Dumbest Wine Box in America finalist, Ann Althouse, was super upset that an obviously fake video of a tomato hitting Mayor Chia Pet was an incitement of violence against women.
How that stupid bint has an audience still I don't know. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 03:33 PM (73/SM) 6
This is an IQ test for the constituents of LA. I fully expect them to fail it.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 03:34 PM (Riz8t) 7
How will the invaders cook the poor, little cats?
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 03:34 PM (Sco7b) 8
re 5: i think she's still a liberal at heart but apparently in 2024 she didn't for president
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 03:35 PM (CWTWj) 9
Next, she'll ban dog walking. Because dogs are Haram. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 03:35 PM (9znMV) 10
This is an IQ test for the constituents of LA. I fully expect them to fail it.
--- They'll eat the eraser off the pencil, jam the sharp end into their privates and blame Republicans for the pain. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 03:36 PM (73/SM) 11
They will "choose" the whacko.
Posted by: steevy at May 15, 2026 03:36 PM (YwEeS) 12
Nice clip.
She seems fun. Not sure she'll make my "Hot Ladies of the Democratic Party Swimsuit Edition' but she's in the running. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 03:36 PM (Sco7b) 13
re me at 8: she didn't 'vote'
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 03:37 PM (CWTWj) 14
emergency restrictions on grilling during Red Flag Warning days, when high winds and dry conditions significantly increase wildfire danger across Los Angeles.
Together, we can make every day Red Flag Day! Posted by: Vegan Commies at May 15, 2026 03:37 PM (KAa/S) 15
I picked up an extra 10lbs of lobster and 10lbs of Kobe beef for a cook-out with the Obamas.
We're going to have a beer summit before we fire up the grill. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 03:38 PM (D1E+2) 16
Nithya Ramen is probably my least favorite brand.
Posted by: Guy who eats too much of it at May 15, 2026 03:38 PM (2Ez/1) 17
It's Nithya's race to lose to Pratt. Bass would love to have it easy and go against Pratt in the general. Any other candidate like Rae or Miller is throwing your vote away
Turn out is going to be terrible. Nobody is paying attention to this race. I would be turnout will be 20%. That heavily favors incumbents. Most people won't vote for Bass. But they will split the anti-Bass vote between Naman and Pratt. Then, in November Bass will win with the help of her detractors who still would choose her over a Republican. In a highly partisan environment, there's basically no way for an establishment incumbent to lose. This is why polarization leads to dysfunctional government. Street homelessness is down 18%. Bass is getting L.A. Olympic ready. People don’t want to vote for MAGA nor DSA. I voted for Raman who’s better than Bass, who’s going to win if Raman doesn’t. Best case scenario is Raman pulls it off, worst case scenario Bass wins again. Pratt has no chance so that’s not a scenario. Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 15, 2026 03:38 PM (ycI94) 18
Some federal district court is missing its judge.
Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2026 03:39 PM (3g5Xe) 19
Nithya Ramen blames Toyota for catalytic converter thefts.
They blame Walgreen's for theft. They blame you for slavery. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 03:39 PM (RIvkX) 20
I’ve heard You get the government that you vote for - good and hard!
Posted by: Unkaren at May 15, 2026 03:39 PM (JjYer) 21
How that stupid bint has an audience still I don't know. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 03:33 PM (73/SM) Between his constant linking of Althouse and the other douchebag fondling the Beatles' balls, I gave up wasting my time on Insty a couple of years ago. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 03:39 PM (9znMV) 22
You whip up some macoroni salad, a pitcher of Kool aid, and grill some hot dogs for the kiddies. All for under $10. But why do this when you can walk a few blocks and see meth heads indulging in anal, for the planet doncha know.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 15, 2026 03:39 PM (gm9Sb) 23
I have heard that one can trace a lot of these rabid lefty Indians ancestry back to a specific region of India.
And that they're all of the brahmin caste. Which is to say, the spoiled rich embrace socialism because the spoiled rich can afford socialism. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 03:39 PM (73/SM) 24
Raman attended Harvard and MIT but she didn't go from there to get rich in tech or investing. According to ChatGPT, she worked in urban planning, architecture/planning-related consulting, and affordable-housing / homelessness advocacy work. I think she's a true believer, which is scary. Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 03:39 PM (XJ22o) 25
Damn Spratt is killing it. Best political 'commercial' or whatever it's called evah.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:40 PM (qrzX6) 26
15 I picked up an extra 10lbs of lobster and 10lbs of Kobe beef for a cook-out with the Obamas.
We're going to have a beer summit before we fire up the grill. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 03:38 PM (D1E+2) If it turns into a key party, you're on your own. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 03:41 PM (Sco7b) 27
Isn’t she a vegetarian?
Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 03:41 PM (p4NUW) 28
Barbecue often features pork, which is offensive to muslim colonists. The creature is protecting them, some of her actual constituents. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 15, 2026 03:41 PM (VWtfl) 29
Trying to care what Ann Althouse thinks.
(grunting) uunnnnnhhhhh Nope. Don't care. Tried to care. But I don't care. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 03:41 PM (2Ez/1) 30
I saw Stupid Bints open for Hole at the Lilith Fair in '97.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 15, 2026 03:41 PM (/k+lW) 31
She is probably an insane Indian vegetarian. Years ago, I knew a couple who liked to grill and BBQ in the summer. Their Indian neighbors, the wife specifically, kept coming over every time they used their grill to complain that the smell was making them sick and poisoning them... So....yeah... 3rd World a-holes want normal American people to get rid of their BBQ and also dogs. Just spitballing here but there are other countries they could live in. Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 03:42 PM (iJfKG) 32
Did the Pratt campaign do the Lego people ad? Because if not, he had a lot of other clever people supporting him
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 03:42 PM (n3VHW) 33
Raman v Pratt would be a fun mayoral race.
Raman would probably win because brown women are just better than white men, but it would still be interesting. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 03:42 PM (xBVv0) 34
Pork, pork, pork
At the end of my fork, fork fork. Posted by: It's a catchy jingle at May 15, 2026 03:42 PM (2Ez/1) 35
Don't live in Hell-A, but I wish him the best of luck. Problem is, even if he wins the whole dug-in Dem machine will fight him tooth and nail. And I'm sure there'll be plenty of commu-minions out there willing to burn the whole place down.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 15, 2026 03:43 PM (M0V4/) 36
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:43 PM (Zz0t1) 37
Otters called
Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 03:43 PM (Sy6m/) 38
Foreign Communist Candidate for LA Mayor Nithya Raman Wants to Ban Backyard BBQs Because the Transnational Invaders Instinctively Make Endless War on American Normies
Because California doesn't suck enough....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:43 PM (Zz0t1) 39
If Pratt loses he just needs to pack up and get out of LA. Can't say he didn't try. No sense committing suicide and going down with the ship.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:44 PM (qrzX6) 40
Ever notice these third worlders, and their first generation offshoots are all shitbirds?
American has a culture that include bbq? Don’t like it GTFO. I am so sick of these assholes. Posted by: Vengeance at May 15, 2026 03:44 PM (m4ES5) 41
"You're right. I've never really liked BBQ now that I think about it."
-AWFL McWineMom Karen, Pasadena Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 03:45 PM (xBVv0) 42
LA, Chicago and NYC. Three of America's great metropolis following Detroit into destruction. The nitwits have seen it happen before but arrogantly say "we'll do it right this time" . No, no you won't. Whether you're the political leaders or the sheep you should have seen it coming. No sympathy
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 03:45 PM (gu0hJ) 43
We're going to have a beer summit before we fire up the grill.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone Are you insane? Remember what happened to the last guy who cooked for the Obamas? Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 15, 2026 03:45 PM (M0V4/) 44
Don't live in Hell-A, but I wish him the best of luck. Problem is, even if he wins the whole dug-in Dem machine will fight him tooth and nail. And I'm sure there'll be plenty of commu-minions out there willing to burn the whole place down.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 15, 2026 03:43 PM (M0V4/) He needs to study what a Rudy did. Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:45 PM (qrzX6) 45
Is this about me?
Posted by: The douchebag fondling the Beatles' balls at May 15, 2026 03:45 PM (2Ez/1) 46
. . . from my warm, greasy, dead fingers.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 03:45 PM (dK+Kv) 47
Nithya needs to go back to India and become a street food fender who cooks with her feet and wipes her backside with her hands before handing you your bread rolls.
She is an asshole. Posted by: Ban Immigration From India at May 15, 2026 03:46 PM (Sma6t) 48
Next, she'll ban dog walking. Because dogs are Haram.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 03:35 PM (9znMV) Seems we should ban Haram. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:46 PM (Zz0t1) 49
>> LA mayoral hopeful Nithya Raman proposes backyard BBQ ban
We have a saying in America for thoughts like this, “go fuck yourself”. Isn’t the free exchange of ideas great? Posted by: Vengeance at May 15, 2026 03:46 PM (m4ES5) 50
Look at those crazy eyes. Can’t understand normal thinking.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 03:46 PM (Htwr7) 51
America is haram. They should get out else their god Allah will be displeased.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 03:46 PM (xBVv0) 52
FYI: You can spend all your love making time
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 03:47 PM (xcxpd) 53
I mean, she's right. Kids aren't that much safer if you just move the homeless camps 500 feet away from the school.
Instead, we need to ban homeless camps within 10 miles of a school, for the children. Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 15, 2026 03:47 PM (H6QjV) 54
It is perfectly OK for any old WOG to take an 87 octane bath and light himself up, but no weenie roasts on a summer night?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 15, 2026 03:47 PM (gm9Sb) 55
51 America is haram. They should get out else their god Allah will be displeased.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 03:46 PM (xBVv0) They should go to England. T.E. Lawrence would approve. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 03:47 PM (xcxpd) 56
The Hate America party posed to win LA just like they did NYC.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:47 PM (qrzX6) 57
Damn Spratt is killing it. Best political 'commercial' or whatever it's called evah.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:40 PM (qrzX6) It's like he hired the crew that used to do the songs for Phineas and Ferb. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1) 58
This is an IQ test for the constituents of LA. I fully expect them to fail it. Posted by: Archimedes ============== It's funny, I don't think I've ever seen the LA electorate dissected and analyzed the way, say, NYC voters are. Who are LA voters? I can think of the students of UCLA, the rich whiteys of the west side and the San Fernando Valley, the illegal aliens of east and central, middle-lass Blacks of Crenshaw, dead-enders in Watts (haven't been there, only seen it on tv so I can't confirm). I'm guessing/generalizing on a lot of this, cuz I've never seen anyone else do it before. Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 03:48 PM (XJ22o) 59
Okay, so she's unAmerican. Quelle surprise. Most of LA is unAmerican, according to everything I've seen. Really, the big quake can't happen soon enough for that shithole.
I won't go to Chicago anymore. I won't go to NYC either. I only pass through Dallas/FTW on my way to the MoMe. Seattle is a mess, and I won't go to Portland. Hell, I can barely stand Honolulu, but at least the weather is divine there. On a nicer note, the leaves on the birch trees all popped out this morning. Spring has sprung, the grass is riz, and the birdies are all over the damned place. I'm putting the rest of the garden in this weekend. All is right in MY world. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 03:49 PM (DwqWV) 60
53 I mean, she's right. Kids aren't that much safer if you just move the homeless camps 500 feet away from the school.
Instead, we need to ban homeless camps within 10 miles of a school, for the children. Posted by: Cave Johnson You're playing by their rules. Just ban homeless camps. Done. Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 15, 2026 03:49 PM (ycI94) 61
Rahman learned the grift quickly . Set up her own " homeless services" not for profit and made herself a millionaire. Perfect Cali pol
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 03:49 PM (gu0hJ) 62
Ban ferners from running for office at any level.
They come here, they run, they win, they suck. Just stop the practice altogether. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:49 PM (Zz0t1) 63
Pratt: Public safety and social order for everyone!
Bass: Teeth for tweakers! Raman: Outdoor grilling for outlaws only! Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 03:50 PM (Sy6m/) 64
So Hispanics are gonna vote for this ramen noodles lady?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 03:50 PM (2Ez/1) 65
What's with the hummingbird? Is that his campaign mascot or something?
Posted by: banana Dream at May 15, 2026 03:50 PM (3uBP9) 66
GET ME NEW CHOPPAHS
Posted by: Ahnold Methenegger at May 15, 2026 03:51 PM (UjdFS) 67
I thought the original Lego song was a huge indictment against the Left and socialism.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:51 PM (qrzX6) 68
What's with the hummingbird? Is that his campaign mascot or something?
Posted by: banana Dream at May 15, 2026 03:50 PM (3uBP9) It's his chosen logo, yes. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:51 PM (Zz0t1) 69
57 Damn Spratt is killing it. Best political 'commercial' or whatever it's called evah.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:40 PM (qrzX6) It's like he hired the crew that used to do the songs for Phineas and Ferb. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1) 'Bowling for Soup'? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 03:51 PM (xcxpd) 70
Okay, so she's unAmerican. Quelle surprise. Most of LA is unAmerican, according to everything I've seen. Really, the big quake can't happen soon enough for that shithole.
I won't go to Chicago anymore. I won't go to NYC either. I only pass through Dallas/FTW on my way to the MoMe. Seattle is a mess, and I won't go to Portland. Hell, I can barely stand Honolulu, but at least the weather is divine there. On a nicer note, the leaves on the birch trees all popped out this morning. Spring has sprung, the grass is riz, and the birdies are all over the damned place. I'm putting the rest of the garden in this weekend. All is right in MY world. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 03:49 PM (DwqWV) Even among the Democrats here in LA, the real problem is the grifting class and the elites. The low info voter is the least of the problems. Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:51 PM (8avO+) 71
65 What's with the hummingbird? Is that his campaign mascot or something?
Posted by: banana Dream at May 15, 2026 03:50 PM (3uBP9) Mankind was waiting for you to come flying along... Posted by: Seals and Crofts at May 15, 2026 03:52 PM (/k+lW) 72
65 What's with the hummingbird? Is that his campaign mascot or something? Posted by: banana Dream at May He created a hummingbird sanctuary on his property. There are videos out there of him with hummingbirds landing all over him. Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 03:52 PM (p4NUW) Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 15, 2026 03:52 PM (wBaIH) 74
'Bowling for Soup'? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 03:51 PM (xcxpd) You asked for it...... https://youtu.be/K38xNqZvBJI Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:52 PM (Zz0t1) 75
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'Bowling for Soup'? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 03:51 PM (xcxpd) You asked for it...... https://youtu.be/K38xNqZvBJI Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:52 PM (Zz0t1) \m/ Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (xcxpd) 76
Another polytheist communist who was born in India, and even went back there after being in the states for a while. It was such a great place she came back here to scam a naturalization, and tell us all how to live, constitution be damned.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (f4tQo) 77
I liked it better when Democrat lunatics like Raman didn't go to Harvard. It was much better when Theodore Roosevelt attended.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (n3VHW) 78
It's funny, I don't think I've ever seen the LA electorate dissected and analyzed the way, say, NYC voters are. Who are LA voters? I can think of the students of UCLA, the rich whiteys of the west side and the San Fernando Valley, the illegal aliens of east and central, middle-lass Blacks of Crenshaw, dead-enders in Watts (haven't been there, only seen it on tv so I can't confirm). I'm guessing/generalizing on a lot of this, cuz I've never seen anyone else do it before.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 03:48 PM (XJ22o) There are few to no elections here not gerrymandered to safe seats for both parties. Nothing is contested. Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (8avO+) 79
I bought some gochujang flavored Spam on clearance, and I have to say that I am not impressed.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (rbvCR) 80
73 Nothing outside Raman noodles
Nothing above Raman noodles Everything within Raman noodles. Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 15, 2026 03:52 PM (wBaIH) Dang thing is...well done ramen is good. Posted by: Nova Local at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (tOcjL) 81
About 4mm live in LA, about 1mm voted in the last election, to give Karen Basura the victory over Rick Caruso. About how many Angeleno possible voters don't know Pratt is running until they see his name on the ballot?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (Dv3i1) 82
Outlaw apple pie, why don't you?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (zZu0s) 83
79 I bought some gochujang flavored Spam on clearance, and I have to say that I am not impressed.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 03:53 That sounds horrible. Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 03:54 PM (p4NUW) 84
62 Ban ferners from running for office at any level.
They come here, they run, they win, they suck. Just stop the practice altogether. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:49 PM (Zz0t1) Even more necessary for judgeships, since immigrants cannot be expected to ever develop sufficient cultural facility to judge the native-born wisely. One of the more risible/infuriating tendencies is an inability to accept that our Bill of Rights means what it says; they literally cannot conceive that the Framers actually meant those words, so they asspull that it was poetic. Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 03:54 PM (Sy6m/) 85
Hey guys,
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79 I bought some gochujang flavored Spam on clearance, and I have to say that I am not impressed.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (rbvCR) I DON'T LIKE SPAM! Posted by: Zombie Graham Chapman at May 15, 2026 03:54 PM (/k+lW) 87
Black pepper Spam is the best Spam.
Fight me. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 03:55 PM (2Ez/1) 88
86 79 I bought some gochujang flavored Spam on clearance, and I have to say that I am not impressed.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (rbvCR) I DON'T LIKE SPAM! Posted by: Zombie Graham Chapman at May 15, 2026 03:54 PM (/k+lW) ======= "Would you like it with a goat? Would you like it on a boat?" -Spam I Am Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 03:55 PM (xBVv0) Posted by: wth at May 15, 2026 03:55 PM (UjdFS) 90
I bought some gochujang flavored Spam on clearance, and I have to say that I am not impressed.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 03:53 That sounds horrible. Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 03:54 PM (p4NUW) His first hint was: "On Clearance". Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 03:55 PM (iJfKG) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1) 92
Don't live in Hell-A, but I wish him the best of luck. Problem is, even if he wins the whole dug-in Dem machine will fight him tooth and nail. And I'm sure there'll be plenty of commu-minions out there willing to burn the whole place down.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 15, 2026 03:43 PM (M0V4/) He needs to study what a Rudy did. Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:45 PM (qrzX6) There's a lot he might be able to do by firing deadwood in the city police and services and overall administration areas. Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:55 PM (8avO+) 93
Way to court the Black vote!
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 03:56 PM (Fi81e) 94
I do hate spam. Its just disgusting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 03:56 PM (zZu0s) 95
About as off topic as I can get; today kicks off "World Fiddle Day." A weekend, actually, of... well, music with fiddles. Big one going on in Harpers Ferry, WV.
I doubt anyone's going to prohibit grilling burgers there. They'd be strung up. 👀 Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 03:56 PM (jehhT) 96
Remember when America was a melting pot, and you left your old shitty culture at the door, because that’s one of the main reasons you were here?
That all fell apart when Democrats started telling them how their culture was more important than ours. Posted by: Vengeance at May 15, 2026 03:56 PM (f4tQo) 97
83 79 I bought some gochujang flavored Spam on clearance, and I have to say that I am not impressed.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 03:53 That sounds horrible. Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 03:54 PM (p4NUW) Piper and I are in complete agreement. And on that point, I have to get my 1st PET in 2 weeks and have been told practically zero carbs the day before. I looked at my options for food (with dairy and nuts out) and was like "this will be the worst day of eating ever"...but then it will be done. Right now, it looks like bacon, bunless burger, and steak...with some eggs (apparently under 1 carb is okay)... Posted by: Nova Local at May 15, 2026 03:56 PM (tOcjL) 98
89 She is probably an insane Indian vegetarian.
...... That poops upstream from where she bathes. Posted by: wth An idea for Pratt's next viral video - to the tune of Lakmé - Duo des fleurs Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (Dv3i1) 99
I bought some gochujang flavored Spam on clearance, and I have to say that I am not impressed.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 03:53 That sounds horrible. Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 03:54 PM (p4NUW) His first hint was: "On Clearance". Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 03:55 PM (iJfKG) We're the cans dusty? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (zZu0s) 100
>>Their Indian neighbors, the wife specifically, kept coming over every time they used their grill to complain that the smell was making them sick and poisoning them...
You are Grilling Our God! Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (4ljtY) 101
94 I do hate spam. Its just disgusting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 03:56 PM (zZu0s) Rinse it, slice it and pan fry it. Surprisingly good. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (xcxpd) 102
Surpeise, Surprise, a Jeet doesn't want anyone to eat meat.
Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (iXqHn) 103
Don't knock it until you've fried it.
In honey butter. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (2Ez/1) 104
About how many Angeleno possible voters don't know Pratt is running until they see his name on the ballot?
Posted by: Chuck Martel Most if they aren't social media obsessives. Most voters are apolitical in behavior but reflexive in outlook. People that smack the refresh button on x, insta, Faceboof, etc. are not the average voter. Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (diia5) 105
This thinking by the Left goes back decades. When I was young, a good rule of thumb was that if it was something a nuclear family in the suburbs liked to do, it automatically sucked.
Posted by: MartynWW at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (M9zxq) 106
About 4mm live in LA, about 1mm voted in the last election, to give Karen Basura the victory over Rick Caruso. About how many Angeleno possible voters don't know Pratt is running until they see his name on the ballot?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (Dv3i1) well going viral with mean tweets gives him 100x the exposure of ads with virtually zero cost. Basura is already skipping the next debate just to avoid facing him again. Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (8avO+) 107
In NoVA, we have that Bangladeshi who showed up 5 minutes ago, ran for office, won, and now wants to ban guns and implement sharia (allegedly).
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 15, 2026 03:58 PM (sAmhv) 108
Yeah, India is such a great place, 2/3rds of the people still shit in the gutter. Most of the country lives off scamming the United States, stealing our jobs and living off the H1-b visa program.
Now they come here and try to tell us how to live. GFY. Posted by: Vengeance at May 15, 2026 03:58 PM (f4tQo) 109
>>Their Indian neighbors, the wife specifically, kept coming over every time they used their grill to complain that the smell was making them sick and poisoning them...
Have they never heard of a burnt sacrifice? Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 03:58 PM (Riz8t) 110
I doubt anyone's going to prohibit grilling burgers there. They'd be strung up. 👀 Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 03:56 PM (jehhT) There was an Ole Miss baseball game on the big screen at a sports bar we were at the other day. They allow grills in the outfield stands. People were cooking burgers and hotdogs during the game. I thought that was awesome. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1) 111
Spam, spam, spam, gochujang, and spam.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 03:59 PM (RIvkX) 112
You were born a steer, but tonight you are a walleye!
Posted by: Just the punchline at May 15, 2026 03:59 PM (2Ez/1) 113
>>>If it turns into a key party, you're on your own.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog >Everybody dreads drawing Big Mike's key. The peg is non-negotiable. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 03:59 PM (D1E+2) 114
100 >>Their Indian neighbors, the wife specifically, kept coming over every time they used their grill to complain that the smell was making them sick and poisoning them...
You are Grilling Our God! Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (4ljtY) I never get fun encounters like this. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 03:59 PM (xcxpd) 115
107 In NoVA, we have that Bangladeshi who showed up 5 minutes ago, ran for office, won, and now wants to ban guns and implement sharia (allegedly).
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 15, 2026 03:58 PM (sAmhv) Not the fun story - the male Chairman of the Fairfax County Council called a female School Board member a bimbo (on text and doubled down), and the blue on blue war is on. He's a white dude, so he may lose. Posted by: Nova Local at May 15, 2026 03:59 PM (tOcjL) 116
>Their Indian neighbors, the wife specifically, kept coming over every time they used their grill to complain that the smell was making them sick and poisoning them...
You came from f*cking INDIA. I'm quite sure that shithole smells worse than a damn backyard barbeque. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1) 117
Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (8avO+)
I thought she and Bass refused to be in anymore debates because Pratt trounced them in the first one. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 03:59 PM (n3VHW) 118
111 Spam, spam, spam, gochujang, and spam.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 03:59 PM (RIvkX)' lol Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:00 PM (xcxpd) 119
Here in NorCal we've had those for years... When we get one that's when we fire up the pizza oven.. Makes great smoke...
Posted by: Zombie Joh McCain at May 15, 2026 04:00 PM (FtULh) 120
We have an Indian communist from Maryland here running to replace Pelosi.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 04:00 PM (RIvkX) 121
They deserve what they vote for
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 04:00 PM (Ia/+0) 122
In NoVA, we have that Bangladeshi who showed up 5 minutes ago, ran for office, won, and now wants to ban guns and implement sharia (allegedly).
Eh, we know scads of Indians and Pakis. They aren't all jerks - in fact most aren't. I'm not going to condemn them just because the loudmouths get lots of attention. That would be like condemning whites because of Karenish behavior. Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 04:00 PM (Riz8t) 123
108 Yeah, India is such a great place, 2/3rds of the people still shit in the gutter. Most of the country lives off scamming the United States, stealing our jobs and living off the H1-b visa program.
+++ And they've got trains! Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 04:01 PM (2Ez/1) Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:01 PM (Fi81e) Congress Rejected Biden's Demand for $50 Billion in Extra Spending for Medicaid Programs.
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