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Chill Palace Open Thread

Tough week, angry and scary. Let's keep this thread positive and just interesting. Just because the entire left and half the right and deranged by Trump, that doesn't mean the rest of us must succumb to their mass lunacy. There are still interesting and good things out there.

So I have two new hobbies, which I've merged. I've been taking baths with magnesium salts, because I'm always sore. But you're supposed to be in the bath for 20 minutes, which is much longer than you could imagine when you're just sitting in a tub.

Anyway, I recently got the great idea to combine the new bath thing with my obsession with the absolutely hilarious Mr. Sunday Movies podcasts (and videos). Listening to a 1 hour 20 minute podcast takes too much time. Taking a bath takes too much time.

However -- see if you can follow this -- if you put the podcast on while you're taking your boring ass epsom salt bath, then you're using the same time twice.

Ingenious, no?

I gotta give it to these guys: First, they've displaced Red Letter Media as the funniest listen on the internet. Me, personally? Sure the Nerd Crew is great, but, me personally, these two guys are just consistently funnier.

And not grouchy all the time.

The other thing I've learned is this: I'm not doing a podcast ever again. Having now heard what someone with talent for this sort of thing sounds like, I gotta say, I'm never gonna manage that, and never gonna bother trying.

By the way, if you watch their movie reviews, they used to employ a system (which makes sense, given the Internet's preference for hype and stridency) in which the only two possible ratings were Best Movie Ever and Worst Movie Ever. (Best Movie Ever actually just means "worth a watch," whereas Worst Movie Ever means "not worth a watch.")

But that's the only two ratings permitted: Best Movie Ever! or Worst Movie Evere!

A good entry point (besides the vids I've already linked) is this "Caravan of Garbage" retelling of the strangest Luke Cage story ever, in which--

-- stop reading if you don't want spoilers --

Luke Cage goes after Doctor Doom over an unpaid bill for $200.

Yeahp, that's right. And that's not exaggerated. That's the plot.

Another funny series of videos is where they play terrible video games. They're themselves pretty awful at these games, which they play without any prior practice, but the games themselves are really bad. And that's kind of funny.

I've previously mentioned their animated telling of the unfilmed Batman v. Superman script of 2002, which seems terrible. The animated retelling of the unfilmed Star Wars sequel "Splinter of the Mind's Eye" is also terrible, and funny.

And here's another terrible video game.


Posted by: Ace at 08:13 PM




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1 Hot damn here I am!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 16, 2017 08:15 PM (yTnCT)

2 hey

Posted by: ALH at June 16, 2017 08:16 PM (fvQp7)

3 Ace you are awesome!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 16, 2017 08:17 PM (yTnCT)

4 Donde es los otros

Posted by: ALH at June 16, 2017 08:17 PM (fvQp7)

5 If you're feeling down, go read Rush's page from today.

Very upbeat.

Posted by: ALH at June 16, 2017 08:17 PM (fvQp7)

6
How much is a "quatloo" worth?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 16, 2017 08:17 PM (uBa68)

7 . Let's keep this thread positive

I've positively had it with the ultraviolent Left.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2017 08:19 PM (M9+Yj)

8 How much is a "quatloo" worth?

===

Ten widgets, before inflation adjustment

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2017 08:19 PM (c6/9Q)

9 Punched out on one project this week, hopefully will be able to do the same with two next week and then take a much needed vacation.

Where to go...



Posted by: Kreplach at June 16, 2017 08:19 PM (9A6UB)

10 "I'm not doing a podcast ever again"

Rethink this.

Posted by: Knemon at June 16, 2017 08:19 PM (K0zbn)

11 Very cool news today, Cars are releasing expanded erosions of 2nd and 3rd albums soon. Unreleased track from Panorama...

https://soundcloud.com/thecarsofficial/shooting-for-you

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 16, 2017 08:19 PM (PUmDY)

12 Pet Thread tomorrow!

Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2017 08:19 PM (Sfs6o)

13 Versions

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 16, 2017 08:20 PM (PUmDY)

14 Your new hobby is bathing? I think I'll just leave that alone with no further comment.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 16, 2017 08:20 PM (pvjTE)

15

What's an expanded erosion?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 16, 2017 08:20 PM (uBa68)

16 No idea. Maybe half a drachma, possibly the next step up from a galleon.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 16, 2017 08:20 PM (yTnCT)

17
I always thought "quatloos" was from Star Wars. But it's from Star Trek.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 16, 2017 08:21 PM (uBa68)

18 thanks for the Talk Talk, Ace, love. It's Friday Night!

(the night i go to bed at 8 because I carry the mail tomorrow)

so fun to hear It's My Life. blows away all the nasty stuff

Posted by: booknlass at June 16, 2017 08:21 PM (v7o4i)

19 >>What's an expanded erosion?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class!

Want to see?

Posted by: Hope Solo at June 16, 2017 08:22 PM (/Nite)

20 We're appreciative of the appreciation that fine art and the artists that produce and inspire it receive here!

Posted by: Transgalactic Yoko Ono Appreciation Society, AoSHQ Colony at June 16, 2017 08:22 PM (DMUuz)

21 How positive?

https://youtu.be/j4lEErGdqVQ

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2017 08:22 PM (HJxY1)

22 You will accept Federation Quatloos.

*waves hand*

Posted by: Beelzebub at June 16, 2017 08:22 PM (LTHVh)

23 Be positive? This might cause a matter-antimatter reaction.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 16, 2017 08:22 PM (0mRoj)

24 You're right, ace, it was a very tough week, especially the last couple of days. Thanks for a nice thread.

You can also use your bath time to think about the recipes you want to send us for the cookbook. I merely suggest.

And thank you for letting us do the cookbook at all.

Posted by: bluebell at June 16, 2017 08:23 PM (sBOL1)

25 thanks ace

ps your podcasts were funny

Posted by: concrete girl at June 16, 2017 08:23 PM (eQi+Y)

26 Tomorrow is Saturday! Just two work days until Monday!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2017 08:24 PM (M9+Yj)

27 Shaggy: we're gonna die!
Velma: think positive!
Shaggy: we're gonna die quickly!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 16, 2017 08:24 PM (yTnCT)

28 My friend told me that Styx played his prom, I called bullshit. But he produced the photos to prove me wrong. Ya I'm that old, so what?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 16, 2017 08:25 PM (6Ll1u)

29 Thry got rid of money in the 25(?) century however there were those Latinum bars ...

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2017 08:25 PM (c6/9Q)

30 I always thought "quatloos" was from Star Wars. But it's from Star Trek.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at 08:21
________

IIRC, a quatloo was also the unit of a crypto currency. Like Bitcoin. Except Bitcoin is a real fake currency.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 16, 2017 08:26 PM (zkGZ8)

31 Is this the party? Where are the favors?

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 08:27 PM (lwiT4)

32 To be fair Ace, you did a great job with the Podcast. Great Podacats require a shitload of (research and other preparations). The more work you put in, the better it will be.

Speaking of Podcasts, I took the Monica Perez Pill. Entertaining a fuck, she is always prepared, super intelligent, great researcher, and thinks outside the box. She went to Stanford Law I believe. She deals in going after the propaganda. She is an AnCap. She believes, as I do, that people can't be trusted with power because they are all Psychopaths and/or Criminals.

She goes down rabbit holes and does not sound crazy doing it, very calm, reasoned, and logical.



Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 16, 2017 08:27 PM (2qHjF)

33
Whoa. Check out this video montage of past Donald Trump tv appearances.

At one point, he asks Denis Leary "Are you bangin' her? Well, are you?"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 16, 2017 08:27 PM (uBa68)

34 Ace is eating bath salts?

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 08:27 PM (lwiT4)

35
oops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k1zJV0DSvc

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 16, 2017 08:28 PM (uBa68)

36 Ace, your podcasts were fantastic! Entertaining, insightful, humorous, and just gosh darn great. I 'm sure I am not alone in missing them. Please reconsider.

Posted by: Lester Rips at June 16, 2017 08:28 PM (KAF7x)

37 USS Fitzgerald is a Flight I Burke. If she is banged up enough, might be going to the breakers due to age.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2017 08:28 PM (HJxY1)

38 The big news here is Ace taking baths

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2017 08:28 PM (c6/9Q)

39 G-d dammit, the Met's suck!!!

Grumble, grumble, grumble....

Posted by: Kreplach at June 16, 2017 08:28 PM (9A6UB)

40 Ace uses bath salts. Hmmm.

Posted by: tsj017 at June 16, 2017 08:29 PM (ug7Pk)

41 my beloved oldest daughter texted me and asked me to breakfast Sunday.

sounds like a normal mother-daughter thing, but it's a miracle of healing, due in part to the prayer battery here.

Thanks to you prayer warriors. with all my heart.

*dancing in my little house, in my pretty turquoise tank-top dress, to It's My Life*

Posted by: booknlass at June 16, 2017 08:29 PM (v7o4i)

42 I find those with a curious and open minds make great hosts for podcasts.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 16, 2017 08:29 PM (2qHjF)

43 (the night i go to bed at 8 because I carry the mail tomorrow)




Posted by: booknlass at June 16, 2017 08:21 PM (v7o4i)
==================================

You take your mail for walks?

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 08:29 PM (lwiT4)

44 13, not a terrible band name

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 16, 2017 08:29 PM (PUmDY)

45 Apparently they have produced an anime fantasy figure of AlextheChick

http://www.e2046.com/p/Small+Holy+Knight+Charlotte/27623/

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2017 08:30 PM (HJxY1)

46 Quatloos are the BtC end point!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2017 08:30 PM (+00Vt)

47 The AoSHQ podcasts were entertaining, but more so when Gabe was cracking the whip to keep things moving.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2017 08:31 PM (Xuv2G)

48 15

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 16, 2017 08:31 PM (PUmDY)

49 >>However -- see if you can follow this -- if you put the podcast on while you're taking your boring ass epsom salt bath, then you're using the same time twice.

>>Ingenious, no?

whoa

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2017 08:31 PM (/tuJf)

50 In the year 2018, 2018, if man is still alive

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 16, 2017 08:32 PM (6Ll1u)

51 I spent all my day, and half my money, buying beer, wine, mixed drink stuff and champagne for rehearsal dinner. Why couldn't he be marrying into a family of Baptists? Way cheaper. But noooo. Catholic / Lutheran. There goes my booze budget for 6 months,

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 08:32 PM (lwiT4)

52 41
I'll add a prayer for you as an extra layer of protection!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2017 08:32 PM (+00Vt)

53 >>>Having now heard what someone with talent for this sort of thing sounds like, I gotta say, I'm never gonna manage that, and never gonna bother trying.

You don't have to be the best. Just good enough to be respected and appeal to a niche market.

Like Hope Solo's butthole.

Posted by: wooga at June 16, 2017 08:32 PM (xndrr)

54 no
he was too bossy

Posted by: concrete girl at June 16, 2017 08:33 PM (eQi+Y)

55
What's an expanded erosion?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class!


Go Cialis.
I think she'll know.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2017 08:33 PM (IqV8l)

56 I'm watching Galaxina on Comet. It's really quite remarkable.

Posted by: fd at June 16, 2017 08:33 PM (BO/km)

57 That is some classic Luke Cage.
I remember one where he had a knock down drag out tear up the neighborhood brawl with a dude over the right to use the name Power Man. Laid some epic smack talk on him at the end, made it very clear you do NOT f w/Mr. Cage's business.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at June 16, 2017 08:34 PM (UlJxP)

58 For men, I highly recommend Jordan Peterson lectures. He taught at Ivy League colleges, Psychology, and other stuff. Huge anti-SJW/feminist/. He puts his lectures on YouTube for free. Listening to them and putting his advice into action has helped me a million-fold.

He is genuinely a great man especially for the times in which we live.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 16, 2017 08:35 PM (2qHjF)

59 Use Quatloos in a Fizzbin game.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2017 08:35 PM (IqV8l)

60 >>>whoa
Posted by: JackStraw

RIGHT?!?!

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2017 08:35 PM (8rNrN)

61 I'm not sure these baths are doing much besides making my testes float.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2017 08:36 PM (8rNrN)

62 56 I'm watching Galaxina on Comet. It's really quite remarkable.

Dorothy Stratten. so sad.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at June 16, 2017 08:36 PM (UlJxP)

63 Birthday today, still a great song...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5wBTdfAkqGU

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 16, 2017 08:36 PM (PUmDY)

64
Ladies and Gentlemen, our president:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuesauNtqTU

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 16, 2017 08:36 PM (uBa68)

65 OMG, the Justice League movie is going to include the Wonder Twins

Posted by: MAGA at June 16, 2017 08:36 PM (Tyk2V)

66 I think Bertram is trying to muscle in on Ace and get a piece of the action. He might need some heaters for that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2017 08:37 PM (HJxY1)

67
Let's keep this thread positive and just interesting.










Screw you, fuzzball.

*please don't ban me, Wicket. I'm already Pixybanned at home and it sucks.*


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 16, 2017 08:37 PM (LLzS4)

68 @58

Love Peterson, he really is a unique figure.

Loved his take on Trump.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 16, 2017 08:37 PM (9A6UB)

69 Not gonna do a podcast again?

I feel the same way about being a Lector at church. There are plenty of folks that do a much. much better job at it than me.

Speaking of Church, if it wasn't for a deep abiding faith, the recent news would be distressing. If Islam isn't the Anti-Christ of the Book of Revelation, I am a monkey's uncle.


Posted by: JAS at June 16, 2017 08:37 PM (EX4Wr)

70 Joe Rogan is excellent because he is openminded, an excellent interviewer and conversationalist, and is always feeding his curiosity with knowledge.

He has controversial amd interesting guests on.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 16, 2017 08:37 PM (2qHjF)

71 my beloved oldest daughter texted me and asked me to breakfast Sunday.
---------

booknlass! That's wonderful! Woo hoo!

Posted by: bluebell at June 16, 2017 08:37 PM (sBOL1)

72 "Wonder Twin powers activate! Form of a bucket!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2017 08:37 PM (HJxY1)

73 It's My Life by Talk-Talk is probably one of the best 80s-90s songs of all time!

Posted by: SicSemperTyrannus at June 16, 2017 08:37 PM (mbVnl)

74 Hrothgar, thank you! I'll need it. She was my first, and I was only 19 when she made me a mom. Grateful for her desire to see me, but nervous.

Grammie Winger, I don't know how else to say it: I have a rural route, and I put about 400 addresses worth of mail into my old Taurus GL, and I carry it to its final destination.

lol

Posted by: booknlass at June 16, 2017 08:38 PM (v7o4i)

75 >>RIGHT?!?!

That's some next level stuff.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2017 08:38 PM (/tuJf)

76 Ace! I loved your podcasts and I miss them!!!! Please reconsider!

Posted by: Isolden at June 16, 2017 08:39 PM (z0De4)

77
Okay, okay, okay, you GOTTA watch this vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2vJN3st5T4


Here's Donald Trump with no reaction to The Boogeyman. Awesome!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 16, 2017 08:39 PM (uBa68)

78 If Islam isn't the Anti-Christ of the Book of Revelation, I am a monkey's uncle.

Posted by: JAS at June 16, 2017 08:37 PM (EX4Wr)
========================================


They make a fine Whore of Babylon as well.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 08:39 PM (lwiT4)

79 I'm partial to steambaths myself.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 16, 2017 08:40 PM (xAvrH)

80 That's some next level stuff.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2017 08:38 PM (/tuJf)
---------

Don't worry. Rhode Island is due to get indoor plumbing in the next decade.

Posted by: bluebell at June 16, 2017 08:40 PM (sBOL1)

81 I've been dancing with the epsom salt lately, as it it is good in drawing out boils, plus it kills everything in its path. But if you you strap that bitch on, you can can still read AoS.

*testimony*

My new weight loss/Gainzz strategy is to get my old house ready for sale; I'm down an inch in the waist and NEVER want to see a pile of brush again.

Not even Kate Upton's brush pile.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 16, 2017 08:40 PM (Yclvm)

82 I'm reading Lost City of the Monkey-God by Preston.

It's about a real life search for a long-rumored "White City" in Honduras. The beginning is about all these frauds who previously claimed to have found it (or claimed to have even bothered looking for it-- some just took their patron's money and spent it on looking for gold).

It's decent.

I think I'll read the Lost City of Z after.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2017 08:40 PM (8rNrN)

83 The only song I know called "It's My Life" was recorded by the Animals in 1965:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNzmrEgz_GI

Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2017 08:41 PM (sdi6R)

84 I'm going on vacation tomorrow with 4 women. Wife, 2 daughters, and oldest daughter's friend. I may be ready to smoke magnesium bath salts by the end of the week.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 16, 2017 08:41 PM (89T5c)

85 68 @58

Love Peterson, he really is a unique figure.

Loved his take on Trump.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 16, 2017 08:37 PM (9A6UB)

Great man. He helps so many men and young men being fucked up by our culture, society. and government.

He is a man who actually cares and is concerned with the status and direction of men and boys. He does not seek to pile on men and boys like the SJWs and White Knights do.

Refreshing as fuck.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 16, 2017 08:41 PM (2qHjF)

86 Ace, I think All Hail Eris has read Lost City of Z. Perhaps ask her opinion of it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2017 08:41 PM (HJxY1)

87 Ace, did you get any responses to your twitter questions?

Posted by: Country Boy at June 16, 2017 08:41 PM (Jcg9Q)

88 Grammie Winger, I don't know how else to say it: I
have a rural route, and I put about 400 addresses worth of mail into my
old Taurus GL, and I carry it to its final destination.



lol

Posted by: booknlass at June 16, 2017 08:38 PM (v7o4i)
================================

Wow - that's a lot of mail. Hey! You could try out for mail-jumper on our lake! It's a great way to deliver mail to the Wrigleys and other assorted billionnaires, with the added adventures of occasionally making a mis-step, and falling into the drink.

Come on - it'll be fun!

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 08:42 PM (lwiT4)

89 61
I'm not sure these baths are doing much besides making my testes float.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2017 08:36 PM (8rNrN)

========
Going trans has its privileges.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 16, 2017 08:42 PM (ZcAbN)

90 "Wonder Twin powers activate! Form of a bucket!"


Posted by: Anna Puma
****

(Feels ill, throws up in nearest bucket)

Posted by: Disgusted Whole Foods Employee at June 16, 2017 08:42 PM (hVdx9)

91 84
I'm going on vacation tomorrow with 4 women. Wife, 2 daughters, and
oldest daughter's friend. I may be ready to smoke magnesium bath salts
by the end of the week.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 16, 2017 08:41 PM (89T5c)

If you are going to smoke bath salts, I recommend starting with the younger ones as appetizers.

Posted by: Florida Face Eating Zombie at June 16, 2017 08:44 PM (tbOMB)

92 The only song I know called "It's My Life" was recorded by the Animals in 1965:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNzmrEgz_GI

Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2017 08:41 PM (sdi6R)
===================================

Love Eric Burdon and the Animals. Loved Hullabaloo too.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 08:44 PM (lwiT4)

93 (the night i go to bed at 8 because I carry the mail tomorrow)




Posted by: booknlass at June 16, 2017 08:21 PM (v7o4i)

What happened to him?

Posted by: Country Boy at June 16, 2017 08:44 PM (Jcg9Q)

94 Bathe? Does standing out in the rain count?

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at June 16, 2017 08:44 PM (GdgAM)

95 If Islam isn't the Anti-Christ of the Book of Revelation, I am a monkey's uncle.

Posted by: JAS


My money's on the "abomination of desolation, standing where it ought not". That could refer to the Dome of the Rock.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 16, 2017 08:44 PM (xAvrH)

96 I've also merged two hobbies recently. Bathing and farting.

Posted by: mark1971 at June 16, 2017 08:44 PM (xPl2J)

97 Don't worry. Rhode Island is due to get indoor plumbing in the next decade.

Cold water only.

Posted by: Beelzebub at June 16, 2017 08:45 PM (LTHVh)

98 It's my life life and I'll do what I want

It's my mind and I'll think what I want.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 08:45 PM (lwiT4)

99 96 I've also merged two hobbies recently. Bathing and farting.
Posted by: mark1971 at June 16, 2017 08:44 PM (xPl2J)

That's not really what's intended as a bubble bath.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 16, 2017 08:46 PM (0mRoj)

100 86
Anna, a better question is what wouldn't Eris read?


On second thought, I'm not sure I want to know!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2017 08:46 PM (+00Vt)

101 First, I need a drink.

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at June 16, 2017 08:46 PM (GdgAM)

102 Erik Erickson said that Wonder Woman is the legit great and amazing. He said it's the best superhero movie since Nolans Batman trilogy. He is the first person I heard say this.

Is this true? Is it the best?

If so I'd watch it, but if not I'd rather be in the gym or outside. Or commenting here

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 16, 2017 08:46 PM (2qHjF)

103 >>Don't worry. Rhode Island is due to get indoor plumbing in the next decade.


Envy is a sin.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2017 08:46 PM (/tuJf)

104 Happy Friday, 'rons!


Hugs and cookies for everyone!

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 16, 2017 08:46 PM (/o9Qk)

105 98 It's my life life and I'll do what I want

It's my mind and I'll think what I want.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 08:45 PM (lwiT4)

You said life twice.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 16, 2017 08:47 PM (0mRoj)

106 84

I'm going on vacation tomorrow with 4 women. Wife, 2 daughters, and

oldest daughter's friend. I may be ready to smoke magnesium bath salts

by the end of the week.



Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 16, 2017 08:41 PM (89T5c)


I finally get a few nights alone with my wife in about 3 years - as Grandma takes the little ones - and my wife's damned Aunt has to decide to visit.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 16, 2017 08:47 PM (tbOMB)

107 I think there is a later Bon Jovi song called It's My Life

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 16, 2017 08:48 PM (PUmDY)

108 You said life twice.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 16, 2017 08:47 PM (0mRoj)
===================================

Advantage of being born again.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 08:48 PM (lwiT4)

109 Repost from Wednesday ONT.

Someone here once complained that they never had a good sausage gravy. Say that no more.


**Flounder's Sausage Gravy and Bisucuits (Thanks Mom)**

0. Get woman in kitchen. Make her do it.

- 1 lb. Jimmy Dean Premium Pork Sausage (Yes, it matters.) Regular or Hot. Kick yourself if you reach for that maple crap, because 'Merica.
- Flour to create the roux.
- Milk for the magic of gravy. Whole>2%. Skim? (Choke yourself; we're making gravy here.)
- Vegetable oil if desired
- Butter
- Salt and Pepper to taste
- Pillsbury Grands! Southern Homestyle Southern Recipe Biscuits - Don't eff it up with cheap biscuits either. Biscuits go in the oven about when you begin the gravy.

No carrots, morons.

Gravy = a fat + a starch + a liquid, in the proper proportions.

The fat is the pork fat (mostly), flour is the starch, and milk is the liquid.


1. Brown sausage. No, grey is not brown. If you don't have to scrape yummy bits off the pan, you're doing it wrong. Dutch oven works best here. Non-stick is for dirty libs. Don't do it. I like to add a little bit of vegetable oil here to increase the gravy to meat ratio after the sausage is browned. Turn down heat to low. Do not drain the goodness. If there is still moisture from the meat in the oil, keep browning.

2. Sprinkle and mix in flour until the sausage coating changes from a shimmery, oily coating, until it is more of a matte finish. As a rough guide, you may use up to a cup of flour, depending on how much pork fat or vegetable oil added. The point is to have no standing oil, and no free flour. Continue over low heat as the roux cooks. Look it up. Maybe about five minutes here.

3. The magic of gravy. Increase heat to medium-medium-low. Slowly add in milk while stirring constantly to avoid scorching milk and to incorporate the roux particle into the liquid. Stop when you get to a runny milkshake consistency. Remember, proper proportions. Your fat and starch proportions are set, now. You can always add milk, recovering from too much milk here takes forever, and is a rookie move. As the mixture heats, it will begin to thicken. Too thick, add some milk. And by all means, don't walk away until the gravy is ready. You are witnessing magic happen. Savor it.

4. I add a little pad of butter here to give it that little extra creamy goodness. But don't go nuts.

5. Salt and pepper to taste. I like it with a kick, using the Hot sausage and plenty of fresh cracked pepper. But leave it with a little room for others to adjust, if you've got snowflakes to feed.

If you've timed it right, biscuits will be coming out of the oven, and you're ready to enjoy a little bit of Southern heaven on earth.

Feeds 1-2 real men. Probably 20-30 or so snowflakes and pajama boys, but who knows. It's like dividing by zero.


Licensed exclusively and freely to morons everywhere and in perpetuity. Democrats, snowflakes, pajama boys, and other assorted asshats may use for a fee of one picture of you punching yourself in the dick for each use.


And yes, I'll try to fit that all in the cook book form.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 16, 2017 08:48 PM (tbOMB)

110 Ooh! I have a potato chip recipe for the cookbook.

1. Open bag.
2. Eat potato chips.

Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2017 08:48 PM (sdi6R)

111 I've been taking Epson Salt baths since I was 7. They always helped me out after a game, rough practice, and after training hard.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 16, 2017 08:49 PM (2qHjF)

112 Country Boy, I broke his leg when he broke up with me.

*grin*

Jon Bon Jovi's 'it's my life'

for the ladies

Big f'in grin
https://tinyurl.com/po46y6m

Posted by: booknlass at June 16, 2017 08:49 PM (v7o4i)

113 Bathe? Does standing out in the rain count?

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at June 16, 2017 08:44 PM (GdgAM)



Yes, but don't leave the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh no!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 16, 2017 08:49 PM (auHtY)

114 108 You said life twice.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 16, 2017 08:47 PM (0mRoj)
===================================

Advantage of being born again.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 08:48 PM (lwiT4)

STOP TRYING TO FORCE YOUR RELIGION ON ME!!!

J/k!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 16, 2017 08:49 PM (0mRoj)

115 101

*Fistbump!*

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2017 08:49 PM (+00Vt)

116 Envy is a sin.

Posted by: JackStraw


One down, six to go.
Hey, I'm a slow counter.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 16, 2017 08:49 PM (Yclvm)

117 Posted by: Insomniac at June 16, 2017 08:49 PM (0mRoj)
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When you come visit me, I'm taking you to church every day, twice on Sundays.

Dress Code: Wear something.


Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 08:50 PM (lwiT4)

118 >>>Tough week, angry and scary. Let's keep this thread positive



+1,000,000

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 16, 2017 08:51 PM (lIZQs)

119 A blogger of fame told his base,
that he bathes and soaks in a space,
where he salts his body,
and turns on his poddie,
Is the card King or Queen or Ace?

Posted by: Tease us d' Eye-low at June 16, 2017 08:51 PM (i/H7f)

120 Ace, I'm sure NYC has a cryogenic facility somewhere. The science is pretty valid in that it does help recovery, inflammation , cell regeneration, etc. it's like an ice bath but takes only 3 or 4 minutes.



Posted by: Jack Sock at June 16, 2017 08:51 PM (IDPbH)

121 117

You and your darn strict standards!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2017 08:52 PM (+00Vt)

122 Dorothy Stratten. so sad.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at June 16, 2017 08:36 PM (UlJxP)


Shot to death by her douchebag boyfriend. Beautiful women often end up with douchebag boyfriends. They should have men of balance and taste. Like me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2017 08:52 PM (fPZoj)

123 Mmmmm sausage gravy and biscuits.


I can make the gravy, but I fail miserably at biscuits.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 16, 2017 08:52 PM (/o9Qk)

124 Grammie, I'd love to fall into the drink while delivering. it gets hot out there, sitting in the windshield all day

but it payz da billz

Posted by: booknlass at June 16, 2017 08:52 PM (v7o4i)

125 Dress Code: Wear something.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 08:50 PM (lwiT4)

Banana hammock!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 16, 2017 08:52 PM (tbOMB)

126 106 I finally get a few nights alone with my wife in
about 3 years - as Grandma takes the little ones - and my wife's damned
Aunt has to decide to visit.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


Is Auntie hot? Because threesome.

Think Tina Turner Auntie hot.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 16, 2017 08:53 PM (Yclvm)

127 Ace, you need to get together with Robert Stacy McCain and y'all team up for a weekly podcast. Y'all would make a great team!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 16, 2017 08:53 PM (2qHjF)

128 And yes, I'll try to fit that all in the cook book form.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 16, 2017 08:48 PM (tbOMB)
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Please do, flounder!

Do people see what I mean when I say that this cookbook will be rated PG-13 and must be locked up in the liquor cabinet if you have small children in your home?

Posted by: bluebell at June 16, 2017 08:53 PM (sBOL1)

129 No! nattering nabob of negativity here

Posted by: TK Baha at June 16, 2017 08:53 PM (J9FkY)

130 I'm reading a good book called "Destroyer of the Gods", about the early Christian church. Very interesting so far. Also rereading Mansfield Park. I always wonder if the narrator can be trusted when they say that had Mr. Crawford resisted temptation, Fanny really would have married him and they would have been happy. I don't know.

I'm still having fun with my Lairs, Inc. story (blog linked in nic - it's not up to date with Gab right now but will be later this weekend if I have to tie my kids to chairs to do it). It's about a company that builds lairs for supervillains. Mundane work of project management contrasted with the very silly world of supers. Also the company owner hired a millennial and he keeps wanting her to do things like get silver LEED certification for the volcano lair. Heh.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 16, 2017 08:53 PM (JPRju)

131 Is Auntie hot? Because threesome.

Think Tina Turner Auntie hot.


Posted by: GnuBreed at June 16, 2017 08:53 PM (Yclvm)

Her name is Flo.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 16, 2017 08:53 PM (tbOMB)

132 Thry got rid of money in the 25(?) century however there were those Latinum bars ...

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2017 08:25 PM (c6/9Q)



If you're going to a bar in the 25th Century don't take Twiki with you because that bee dee bee dee shit gets on everyone's nerves really quickly

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 16, 2017 08:54 PM (auHtY)

133 I must now subscribe to Mr. Sunday Movies. Thanks for more time wasting internet fun!

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 16, 2017 08:54 PM (/o9Qk)

134 Right on, Ace.

The reason we feel so good at the beach isn't just because of vacation or the scenery. There's a theory that it's because ocean water has so many of the depleted elements we used to have in our body, namely magnesium, which contributes to a feeling of calm and well-being. The soles of the feet are like sponges, so those beach walks are great in and of themselves.

I've recently started taking Slow-Mag (timed-release magnesium chloride) to get that feeling in these gawd-awful times. I DO feel much calmer and my nagging back pain seems to have calmed down somewhat.

Posted by: SandyCheeks at June 16, 2017 08:54 PM (joFoi)

135 Banana hammock!


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 16, 2017 08:52 PM (tbOMB)
========================

I've seen people wear all kinds of clothing, and non-clothing. My daughter tells me not to be so judgy. I tell her, "Would it hurt if they left their pajamas at home?"

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 08:55 PM (lwiT4)

136 I can make the gravy, but I fail miserably at biscuits.


Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 16, 2017 08:52 PM (/o9Qk)

I don't have that part down yet, either. I cheat and buy good canned.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 16, 2017 08:55 PM (tbOMB)

137 Dress Code: Wear something.

I bought a T-shirt from Black Rifle Coffee Company.

The laundry instructions printed inside the collar:
WASH WHEN DIRTY.
DRY WHEN WET.

Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2017 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

138 When you come visit me, I'm taking you to church every day, twice on Sundays.

Dress Code: Wear something.


Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 08:50 PM (lwiT4)

Hmmm...that's a lot of latitude.

*shops Amazon for Speedos*

Posted by: Insomniac at June 16, 2017 08:56 PM (0mRoj)

139 I'm too tired to enter my recipe today. Maybe tomorrow. After I wake at 0400, work a shift, go to the gunshow, and get back home.

Posted by: Eromero at June 16, 2017 08:57 PM (zLDYs)

140 Hmmm...that's a lot of latitude.



*shops Amazon for Speedos*

Posted by: Insomniac at June 16, 2017 08:56 PM (0mRoj)
================================

My pastor once preached while wearing an Underdog T-shirt. Of course, that was my happy fun church. Those days are gone. Now it's smells and bells.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 08:58 PM (lwiT4)

141 @102

Erickson is wrong.

Wonder Woman is the fourth best superhero film.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 16, 2017 08:58 PM (9A6UB)

142 I've I've been to a few open forges over the past months. Unfortunately not as many as I want. Hopefully I can make the one tomorrow. I want to try my hand at making a rose.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 16, 2017 08:58 PM (HsFkI)

143 The other thing I've learned is this: I'm not doing a podcast ever again. Having now heard what someone with talent for this sort of thing sounds like, I gotta say, I'm never gonna manage that, and never gonna bother trying.

++++

That's a disappointment, but you kind of said the same think when you discontinued them, so not a total surprise. I agree with the previous commenter who mentioned Gabe. Though I frequently disagreed with Gabe politically, I thought he did a great job of herding the cats on the podcast.

It's My Life is indeed a great song, but I think that No Doubt really did the ultimate version with their cover.

https://youtu.be/ubvV498pyIM

Sounds better plus the video was really well done.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 16, 2017 08:58 PM (pvjTE)

144 Posted by: SandyCheeks at June 16, 2017 08:54 PM (joFoi)

I got in trouble because of those magnesium pills. I read that they helped the umm erratic behavior during that time of the month. I bought and gave them to my girlfriend. Didn't go over too well. My intentions were good though.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 16, 2017 08:58 PM (IDPbH)

145 Soon.

Posted by: Aquaman at June 16, 2017 08:58 PM (Lmh0S)

146 109
I am looking forward to trying that recipe, thanks.

But speaking of biscuits, I've found a great local Southen restaurant that serves up the best country ham biscuit I have ever eaten, and I mean both the biscuit itself (obviously made from scratch), and the country ham they get from Southern Virginia somewhere ( they won't tell me their source).

I sure hope someone has a good scratch biscuit recipe for the cookbook!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2017 08:58 PM (+00Vt)

147 I want to try my hand at making a rose.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 16, 2017 08:58 PM (HsFkI)

Hold my beer.

Posted by: Hope Solo at June 16, 2017 08:59 PM (tbOMB)

148
I don't have that part down yet, either. I cheat and buy good canned.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 16, 2017 08:55 PM


They also make frozen Grands.
You may want to emphasize the refrigerated ones rather than the frozen ones which come in a bag.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2017 08:59 PM (IqV8l)

149 My pastor once preached while wearing an Underdog T-shirt. Of course, that was my happy fun church. Those days are gone. Now it's smells and bells.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 08:58 PM (lwiT4)

Do not taunt happy fun church.

Smells and bells? You mean they do the incense censer thing? I can't handle that. Really, jacks me up physiologically and I have to go outside for fresh air.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 16, 2017 08:59 PM (0mRoj)

150 Her name is Flo.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 16, 2017 08:53 PM (tbOMB)

Flo might be a ho, mo fo.

Only one way to find out.

Posted by: Country Boy at June 16, 2017 08:59 PM (Jcg9Q)

151 131 Her name is Flo.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


Don't flounder at the first obstruction?

She's probably only unavailable for one week of the month.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 16, 2017 08:59 PM (Yclvm)

152 I got in trouble because of those magnesium pills. I
read that they helped the umm erratic behavior during that time of the
month. I bought and gave them to my girlfriend. Didn't go over too
well. My intentions were good though.

Posted by: Jack Sock
****

I could have helped you with that...

Posted by: Bill Cosby at June 16, 2017 09:00 PM (hVdx9)

153 37 Anna Puma

USS Fitzgerald (DDG-62) is in a bad way. The pics are awful, and if AMR-1 and those two crew berthing areas are flooded ...

To keep this a happy thread, thing of the expanded promotion opportunities of those junior to the watch standers.

Prayers for the injured CO and crew of the ship.
May time with family heal them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2017 09:00 PM (u82oZ)

154 Red Wings ftw.

Posted by: Beelzebub at June 16, 2017 09:00 PM (Lmh0S)

155 I sure hope someone has a good scratch biscuit recipe for the cookbook!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2017 08:58 PM (+00Vt)
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There's already one there that I know of.

Posted by: bluebell at June 16, 2017 09:01 PM (sBOL1)

156 139 I'm too tired to enter my recipe today. Maybe tomorrow. After I wake at 0400, work a shift, go to the gunshow, and get back home.
Posted by: Eromero at June 16, 2017 08:57 PM (zLDYs)
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OK - we'll be on the look out for your contribution. Thanks!

Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2017 09:01 PM (Sfs6o)

157 Smells and bells? You mean they do the incense
censer thing? I can't handle that. Really, jacks me up physiologically
and I have to go outside for fresh air.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 16, 2017 08:59 PM (0mRoj)
=========================

They've only done it once since I've been here. I told Rev to knock off the High Church stuff. Choking on patchouli wasn't in the vows.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 09:01 PM (lwiT4)

158 "I'm not doing a podcast ever again"

Rethink this.
Posted by: Knemon at June 16, 2017 08:19 PM (K0zbn)


Yes, please.

I enjoyed the podcasts very much and I know all of us did.

It was just beyond cool to hear you "in real life" and also because you DID do them well. I thought it was a great format for you.


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2017 09:01 PM (Y9+RI)

159 Red Wings ftw.

Posted by: Beelzebub at June 16, 2017 09:00 PM (Lmh0S)

Hockey's not over??

Posted by: Country Boy at June 16, 2017 09:02 PM (Jcg9Q)

160 You may want to emphasize the refrigerated ones rather than the frozen ones which come in a bag.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2017 08:59 PM (IqV8l)

I doubt it makes a difference, but I'll note that detail. Thanks. Other mentions of good spices on the ONT were cayenne and/or white pepper to taste.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 16, 2017 09:02 PM (tbOMB)

161 Saw today that there are big rumors of Springsteen having an 8 week 5 days per residency at a <1k Broadway Theatre. Politics suck, but great live show if it will be E St Band

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 16, 2017 09:02 PM (PUmDY)

162 If you're going to a bar in the 25th Century don't
take Twiki with you because that bee dee bee dee shit gets on everyone's
nerves really quickly

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 16, 2017 08:54 PM (auHtY)

see, this is what happens when I try to share my in depth knowledge of life in the 25th century..I get bloody sarcasm...what the hell is Twiki ?

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2017 09:02 PM (c6/9Q)

163 Leonardo DiCaprio had to give back Marlon Brando's Oscar, because he bought it via some money laundering operation in Malaysia.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 16, 2017 09:02 PM (xAvrH)

164 1.5 cups self-rising flour
1/2 pint whipping cream

mix. dough should be sticky to fork or fingers, but not stick to bowl

put on ungreased cookie sheet, put in 425* oven, for 12-15 minutes, or until nicely browned.

makes 6 fist sized biscuits. recipe doubles, etc.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 16, 2017 09:02 PM (QorxY)

165 I saw Wonder Woman yesterday.

It. Was. Epic.

I was expecting something cartoonish like, make bashing...not so. Well done.

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench and all around fun gal at June 16, 2017 09:03 PM (JSJGD)

166 45 Anna Puma

http://www.e2046.com/p/Small+Holy+Knight+Charlotte/27623/


That can not be AtC. She is more beautiful. She is taller. And her rack is bigger. I treasure that picture.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2017 09:03 PM (u82oZ)

167 Erickson is wrong.

Wonder Woman is the fourth best superhero film.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 16, 2017 08:58 PM (9A6UB)



The best being the Adam West Batman from 1966.
Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 16, 2017 09:03 PM (auHtY)

168 Hrothgar, I think we live fairly close to you. Would you be willing to share the location of the biscuit bliss restaurant?

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at June 16, 2017 09:03 PM (V+03K)

169 I don't think Splinter of the Mind's Eye was ever a planned unfilmed sequel. It was just one of those early books based on Star Wars before Timothy Zahn did Heir to the Empire and revolutionized the Expanded Universe. Its just that SotME was somewhat decent, especially compared to some of the other crap books that had gone out. But I really don't know if it was ever considered canon when the EU was still considered canon.

Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2017 09:04 PM (z/Ubi)

170 Another recipe I'll consider adding is the Hot Parmesan Dungeness Crab Dip.

I'd consider the pancake recipe, but then I might have to kill y'all.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 16, 2017 09:04 PM (tbOMB)

171 161 Saw today that there are big rumors of Springsteen having an 8 week 5 days per residency at a
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 16, 2017 09:02 PM (PUmDY)

Never got the Springsteen love. He has a following almost like The Dead in that fans have gone to dozens of his concerts. Its funny when Adam Carolla talks about his wife who is one of those fans.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 16, 2017 09:05 PM (IDPbH)

172 I submitted my recipe a couple of days ago. Uff da.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 09:05 PM (lwiT4)

173 see, this is what happens when I try to share my in depth knowledge of life in the 25th century..I get bloody sarcasm...what the hell is Twiki ?

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2017 09:02 PM (c6/9Q)



Buck Rogers annoying robot side kick from Buck Rogers in the 25th Century TV show. You mean you've never seen that classic or Pamela Hensley all tarted up as Princess Ardala?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 16, 2017 09:05 PM (auHtY)

174
what the hell is Twiki ?
Posted by: runner


http://www.jeffbots.com/twiki.html

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2017 09:06 PM (IqV8l)

175 @167

That's good but not the best.

DC does have three of the four, sadly marvel has none.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 16, 2017 09:06 PM (9A6UB)

176 TGIF

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 16, 2017 09:06 PM (hVdx9)

177 Ace, you big baby! You can't handle a 20 min bath? Mine take 2-3 hrs.

Wait. Something just occurred to me: Maybe you're normal, and I'm the weird one.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 16, 2017 09:06 PM (Rsi2C)

178 Bought rollerblades today. I'll probably end up in the emergency room. Enjoyed it long ago, ice skating too, but rolled around a little today and need a little time for the moves to come back.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 16, 2017 09:06 PM (gDHn1)

179 I have a jar of strained bacon grease. I use it when needed. I would definitely use it if needed in the biscuits and gravy recipe.


Posted by: JAS at June 16, 2017 09:06 PM (EX4Wr)

180 170 Another recipe I'll consider adding is the Hot Parmesan Dungeness Crab Dip.

I'd consider the pancake recipe, but then I might have to kill y'all.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 16, 2017 09:04 PM (tbOMB)
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Damn that sounds good.

Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2017 09:07 PM (Sfs6o)

181 21 Anna Puma

My KPop favorite is the classic Girls' Generation. Oh!.

https://youtu.be/TGbwL8kSpEk

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2017 09:07 PM (u82oZ)

182 Springsteen sounds like a growling bear.

I don't get the love of all things Springsteen.

Meh, taken.

Now Glen Campbell...that's talent.

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench and all around fun gal at June 16, 2017 09:07 PM (JSJGD)

183 178
Bought rollerblades today. I'll probably end up in the emergency room.
Enjoyed it long ago, ice skating too, but rolled around a little today
and need a little time for the moves to come back.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 16, 2017 09:06 PM (gDHn1)

I thought about getting a skate board again, to show these whippersnappers some old school stuff, but I would probably break my neck.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 16, 2017 09:08 PM (tbOMB)

184 Holee fuckballs. Just home from the pub and see that the USN has crashed into some cargo ship and we have 7 sailors unaccounted for. How in holy hell does this happen?!?

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2017 09:08 PM (EgOr3)

185 37 USS Fitzgerald is a Flight I Burke. If she is banged up enough, might be going to the breakers due to age.

The Captain is definitely not chillin' tonight.

Have a nice soak ace.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 16, 2017 09:08 PM (l4aLi)

186 177 Ace, you big baby! You can't handle a 20 min bath? Mine take 2-3 hrs.

Wait. Something just occurred to me: Maybe you're normal, and I'm the weird one.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 16, 2017 09:06 PM (Rsi2C)



This requires extensive study I think. I volunteer to monitor half of the project. The rest of you can fight amongst yourselves on who monitors ace.

Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2017 09:08 PM (z/Ubi)

187 Buck Rogers annoying robot side kick from Buck
Rogers in the 25th Century TV show. You mean you've never seen that
classic or Pamela Hensley all tarted up as Princess Ardala?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 16, 2017 09:05 PM (auHtY)
Buck Rogers, of course. That's made up you know.

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2017 09:08 PM (c6/9Q)

188 Life is funny.


Stuff that used to matter?

Doesn't. Anymore.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 16, 2017 09:09 PM (Uxokn)

189 Why can't they figure out how to get Galactus into a film? He is central to much of the Marvel universe.

Just made German potato salad (Google is my friend http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/german-potato-salad-recipe-1938990). Also made a batch of homemade Franklin BBQ sauce (Google is my friend again https://www.eater.com/2015/7/2/8864653/franklin-barbecue-sauce-recipe-meat-burgers-ribs). Both turned out really well.

16 lb packer brisket on hour 10 in my Texas Edition Traeger Smoker and still under 165 degrees. Gonna take a full 24 to finish this one. 16 lb prime beef packer from Costco. Oh yes.

Posted by: charley horse at June 16, 2017 09:09 PM (+kahX)

190 Epsom salt is edible - I never knew that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 16, 2017 09:09 PM (xAvrH)

191 talk-talk, yeah, no. Fun, but no.
Drummers, what/who are they?

Over a 'hunnerd' so anyone comment on Nan's blinkity-blinking at 'the game'.

Great, raised lots of money. Congress is a minor league aspiration?

Posted by: micky at June 16, 2017 09:09 PM (dF9Lb)

192 DC made a serious film with Wonder Woman.

I actually started to cry at the end.

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench and all around fun gal at June 16, 2017 09:09 PM (JSJGD)

193 Leonardo DiCaprio had to give back Marlon Brando's Oscar, because he bought it via some money laundering operation in Malaysia.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 16, 2017 09:02 PM
*****
What did he want someone else's Oscar for? Cant he just earn one of his own?

Posted by: L, Elle at June 16, 2017 09:09 PM (Rsi2C)

194 That's good but not the best.

DC does have three of the four, sadly marvel has none.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 16, 2017 09:06 PM (9A6UB)



Did the others have Bat anti-shark repellent? I didn't think so. However, one knock on the movie was not having Julie Newmar as Catwoman

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 16, 2017 09:09 PM (auHtY)

195 177
Ace, you big baby! You can't handle a 20 min bath? Mine take 2-3 hrs.



...



Posted by: L, Elle
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Pics?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 16, 2017 09:10 PM (Uxokn)

196 180
170 Another recipe I'll consider adding is the Hot Parmesan Dungeness Crab Dip.



I'd consider the pancake recipe, but then I might have to kill y'all.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 16, 2017 09:04 PM (tbOMB)

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Damn that sounds good.

Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2017 09:07 PM (Sfs6o)

Thought I had it on my computer, but I think I have to raid the wife's cookbook; she's from AK. Fresh Alaskan Dungess plucked from the sea. Yum.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 16, 2017 09:11 PM (tbOMB)

197 171, saw them first time last Feb and I was impressed. Wouldn't go to more than one show on a tour due to lack of setlist variety, but it would be cool to see them in that small a venue.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 16, 2017 09:11 PM (PUmDY)

198 171
Never got the Springsteen love. He has a following almost like The Dead in that fans have gone to dozens of his concerts. Its funny when Adam Carolla talks about his wife who is one of those fans.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 16, 2017 09:05 PM (IDPbH)


I only saw him once, back in 1978, and it was a hell of a good show.

Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2017 09:11 PM (sdi6R)

199 In a bathtub, the water gets too cold too quickly to have a nice soak. I could sit in a hot tub all day long.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 09:11 PM (lwiT4)

200 I saw Wonder Woman yesterday.

It. Was. Epic.

I was expecting something cartoonish like, make bashing...not so. Well done.

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench and all around fun gal


The key to being satisfied in life is to lower your expectations.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 16, 2017 09:11 PM (xAvrH)

201 Life is funny.


Stuff that used to matter?

Doesn't. Anymore.
I

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her!

THIS

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench and all around fun gal at June 16, 2017 09:12 PM (JSJGD)

202 Buck Rogers, of course. That's made up you know.

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2017 09:08 PM (c6/9Q)



How could it be made up? I saw it on TV

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 16, 2017 09:12 PM (auHtY)

203 fuck a bunch of epsom salts: when my body hurts it's Naprosyn and ethanol, and F what the doctor and pharmacist say about mixing the two.

my liver is AWESOME!!!

the Dollyrots:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2pgbjPzF2k

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 16, 2017 09:12 PM (QorxY)

204 189 Why can't they figure out how to get Galactus into a film? He is central to much of the Marvel universe.


Posted by: charley horse at June 16, 2017 09:09 PM (+kahX)



Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer. It was stupid, probably because the idiots at Fox didn't think a giant spaceman would work.

That's also part of why you won't see him. He's connected to Fantastic Four so Fox has the rights to him.

Also why there will never be the time traveller Kang the Conqueror in Marvel. He's connected to F4.

Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2017 09:12 PM (z/Ubi)

205 146
109

I am looking forward to trying that recipe, thanks.



But speaking of biscuits, I've found a great local Southen
restaurant that serves up the best country ham biscuit I have ever
eaten, and I mean both the biscuit itself (obviously made from scratch),
and the country ham they get from Southern Virginia somewhere ( they
won't tell me their source).



I sure hope someone has a good scratch biscuit recipe for the cookbook!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2017 08:58 PM (+00Vt)








mausersandmuffins used to have a great ham and cheese biscuit recipe up on her site. For regular biscuits, just delete the ham and cheese. She had good photos, and explained some of the technique involved in detail, not just a list of ingredients and actions.

The thing is, her blog's gone private now. Damn. She had lots of good recipes there.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 16, 2017 09:12 PM (LLzS4)

206 Welp, I just tried to submit my PA Dutch Chicken Pot Pie recipe, but there are more ingredients (soup fixins and noodle fixins) than there are available lines to put them in, so no can do.


Sadz.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 16, 2017 09:13 PM (/o9Qk)

207 i love appetizer recipes

Posted by: concrete girl at June 16, 2017 09:13 PM (eQi+Y)

208 Red letter media grouchyness has its charm.

Posted by: Rihar at June 16, 2017 09:13 PM (+ao6J)

209 Pics?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 16, 2017 09:10 PM
*****
Boy, I walked right into that one.

And Buzz, I volunteer to monitor Ace! I can't believe I just wrote that. He's not here in comments, right?

Posted by: L, Elle at June 16, 2017 09:13 PM (Rsi2C)

210 @194

The others had the joker, lex Luther and Sam Jackson before he was black nick fury.

Wonder Woman was really good.

Which is why it's number four.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 16, 2017 09:14 PM (9A6UB)

211 I only saw him once, back in 1978, and it was a hell of a good show.
Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2017 09:11 PM (sdi6R)

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i saw him at Winterland back around the same time frame...

hella show, went over 4 hours.

these days, i'll pass.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 16, 2017 09:14 PM (QorxY)

212 L, Elle

Ace would spend more time in a bath if there were fragrant bubbles and he had to shave his legs.

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench and all around fun gal at June 16, 2017 09:14 PM (JSJGD)

213 New Queens of the Stone Age album here in August plus tour is always good news. Stoked!

Posted by: JROD at June 16, 2017 09:14 PM (A59VO)

214 How 'bout a cup of coffee, Johnny?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 16, 2017 09:15 PM (Y6JzV)

215 Sadz.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 16, 2017 09:13 PM (/o9Qk)

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e-mail it in: i want that one.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 16, 2017 09:15 PM (QorxY)

216 ace,


Dude. I have been here since the beginning.

Well , since Paul Anka, anyway.

I can't say a lot. Not really that kind of writer.

But seriously. Thanks , man.


Thanks a lot. For all of it.



Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 16, 2017 09:15 PM (Uxokn)

217 204 189 Why can't they figure out how to get Galactus into a film? He is central to much of the Marvel universe.


Posted by: charley horse at June 16, 2017 09:09 PM (+kahX)


Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer. It was stupid, probably because the idiots at Fox didn't think a giant spaceman would work.

That's also part of why you won't see him. He's connected to Fantastic Four so Fox has the rights to him.

Also why there will never be the time traveller Kang the Conqueror in Marvel. He's connected to F4.
Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2017 09:12 PM (z/Ubi)

I remember now. Yeah Fox is not doing well with their piece of Marvel. So stupid they have it split like that. And sad because if you read comics in the late 1960's you know it was all about Fantastic Four and the spin offs. Dr. Strange was tops too because of Steranko's art capturing the psychedelic 60's so perfectly.

Posted by: charley horse at June 16, 2017 09:15 PM (+kahX)

218 212 L, Elle

Ace would spend more time in a bath if there were fragrant bubbles and he had to shave his legs.

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench and all around fun gal at June 16, 2017 09:14 PM (JSJGD)



An ewok with shaved legs would look really weird.


Also he'd probably need more than 3 hours.

Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2017 09:16 PM (z/Ubi)

219 197 171, saw them first time last Feb and I was impressed. Wouldn't go to more than one show on a tour due to lack of setlist variety, but it would be cool to see them in that small a venue.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 16, 2017 09:11 PM (PUmDY)

I just remember his concert seemed like it lasted forever. He does give you your money's worth if you're a fan. That counts for a lot.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 16, 2017 09:16 PM (IDPbH)

220 206 Welp, I just tried to submit my PA Dutch Chicken Pot Pie recipe, but there are more ingredients (soup fixins and noodle fixins) than there are available lines to put them in, so no can do.


Sadz.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 16, 2017 09:13 PM (/o9Qk)


I'd mention it in Sunday's food thread. Somebody will probably figure out a workaround.

Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2017 09:16 PM (sdi6R)

221 Ace would spend more time in a bath if there were fragrant bubbles and he had to shave his legs.
Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench and all around fun gal at June 16, 2017 09:14 PM (JSJGD)
*****
Why of course you're right!
Ace, you're doing it wrong!

Posted by: L, Elle at June 16, 2017 09:16 PM (Rsi2C)

222 e-mail it in: i want that one.


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 16, 2017 09:15 PM (QorxY)


I'm figuring out a way to alter it a wee bit (without changing the actual recipe) to make it fit the form...

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 16, 2017 09:17 PM (/o9Qk)

223 Ace would spend more time in a bath if there were fragrant bubbles and he had to shave his YOUR legs.


==

ftfy

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 16, 2017 09:17 PM (Uxokn)

224 An ewok with shaved legs would look really weird.


Also he'd probably need more than 3 hours.
Posted by: buzzion at

A barrel of industrial strength Nair.

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench and all around fun gal at June 16, 2017 09:17 PM (JSJGD)

225 @DangerGirl

are you going to share your banana pudding recipe?!
i remember Ben Had talking it up.

Posted by: concrete girl at June 16, 2017 09:17 PM (eQi+Y)

226 220 206 Welp, I just tried to submit my PA Dutch Chicken Pot Pie recipe, but there are more ingredients (soup fixins and noodle fixins) than there are available lines to put them in, so no can do.


Sadz.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 16, 2017 09:13 PM (/o9Qk)

I'd mention it in Sunday's food thread. Somebody will probably figure out a workaround.
Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2017 09:16 PM (sdi6R)
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Just add the additional ingredients in the Chef'd Notes text area. Thanks!

Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2017 09:18 PM (Sfs6o)

227 168
For you my dear, I'll break one of my rules and risk the restaurant being overrun by the horde.

You are right I think we live in the same general NoVA area, but this restaurant is off US 360 in the Northern Neck. It's the Lottsburg Cafe about 200 yards off 360 on Walmsley Road. I notice Yelp only gives them 2.5 stars, but Yelp is for losers IMHO! I wouldn't be surprised if Jinx doesn't know where it is.

My favorite conversation overheard there was "I'm really glad I was never on a boat that actually sunk completely!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2017 09:19 PM (+00Vt)

228 A barrel of industrial strength Nair.
==========================


Anyone else ever notice that Nair smells exactly like home permanent for hair?

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 09:19 PM (lwiT4)

229 What did he want someone else's Oscar for? Cant he just earn one of his own?

Posted by: L, Elle


#FakeNews, my bad. It was given to him as a gift by the production company of one of his movies.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 16, 2017 09:19 PM (xAvrH)

230 I read an article on the history of bathing in Newsweek back in 1999. This is what you do.

Start a bath with as hot water as you can tolerate. When it cools, drain some and add more HOT water.

So, after soaking and scrubbing the dead skin cells off, get out and take a shower to wash off all of the soap scum and dead skin cells.

Look in the mirror (if it isn't fogged). You will never be cleaner.




Posted by: JAS at June 16, 2017 09:19 PM (EX4Wr)

231 DangerGirl, no worries! If there are more ingredients, just list them in the Chef's notes at the end. I'll edit it and it will all work. If I can't figure something out, I'll send you an email.

Posted by: bluebell at June 16, 2017 09:20 PM (sBOL1)

232
Springsteen sounds like a growling bear.



I don't get the love of all things Springsteen.


Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench and all around fun gal at June 16, 2017 09:07 PM (JSJGD)








Springsteam always sounded like he was singing from the throat, rather than the diaphragm. Like a lot of untrained singers. Which really perplexes me when trained singers do it. Sheryl "Two Squares" Crow used to do the same thing. Michael Jackson didn't start out singing like that until Thriller.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 16, 2017 09:21 PM (LLzS4)

233 Chill

Just back from Chick-Fil-A
Was doing yard work this afternoon, forgot to switch my wallet into my work jeans. At the drive-through window, I realized I didn't have it, apologized and told the girl to cancel the order.

The girl said, "That's okay, I'll pay for it."

*?!*

I was so startled that she had to repeat herself. I protested that I couldn't do that, she insisted.

Tomorrow I'll be paying a visit to the manager, and leaving a bonus for Mitzie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2017 09:21 PM (ZO497)

234 Leonardo DiCaprio had to give back Marlon Brando's Oscar, because he bought it via some money laundering operation in Malaysia.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 16, 2017 09:02 PM
*****
What did he want someone else's Oscar for? Cant he just earn one of his own?

Posted by: L, Elle at June 16, 2017 09:09 PM (Rsi2C)


Have you seen him try to act?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 16, 2017 09:21 PM (auHtY)

235 JHS died of a heroin od on this date. One of the Top 5 debut albums ever...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XmHUH3I7tOI

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 16, 2017 09:22 PM (PUmDY)

236 I think the last time I took a bath was probably 30-35 years ago.

Who the hell has time for a bath?

Posted by: Kreplach at June 16, 2017 09:22 PM (9A6UB)

237 wait, Ace is taking a bath? It is not Saturday yet.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2017 09:22 PM (0wem/)

238 "I just remember his concert seemed like it lasted forever."

Yeah. After 45 minutes you are thinking "How much longer do I have to listen to this shit?"

Posted by: JAS at June 16, 2017 09:22 PM (EX4Wr)

239 Tomorrow I'll be paying a visit to the manager, and leaving a bonus for Mitzie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2017 09:21 PM (ZO497)
=================================

Wow. Wow.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 09:22 PM (lwiT4)

240
Just back from Chick-Fil-A

Was doing yard work this afternoon, forgot to switch my wallet into
my work jeans. At the drive-through window, I realized I didn't have it,
apologized and told the girl to cancel the order.



The girl said, "That's okay, I'll pay for it."



*?!*

==


My mom grew up with the Kathys - Truitt and Dan. Forrest Park, GA.

Chick Fil A is everything they were.

Makes me proud.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 16, 2017 09:23 PM (Uxokn)

241 I think the last time I took a bath was probably 30-35 years ago.

Who the hell has time for a bath?
Posted by: Kreplach at June




still doing the wet nap in a gas station bathroom thing?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2017 09:23 PM (0wem/)

242
Anyone else ever notice that Nair smells exactly like home permanent for hair?


Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 09:19 PM (lwiT4)


Yes.

Posted by: Infidel at June 16, 2017 09:23 PM (gDoff)

243 I saw Springsteen three times (maybe four?) in the early 80s and they were the best shows I've ever seen. He was unbelievable, and indefatigable. The shows lasted four hours.

I wouldn't go see him now, though. I'm mad at him for being such a dumb lib.

Posted by: bluebell at June 16, 2017 09:23 PM (sBOL1)

244 Baths are great bu I have a hard time balancing the keyboard and monitor on my knees while I am in the tub.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2017 09:24 PM (0wem/)

245 Anyone else ever notice that Nair smells exactly like home permanent for hair?


Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 09:19 PM (lwiT4)

I had this marketing prof who conducted an experiment, switched shampoo in his house (2 daughters) with dish washing liquid, to see if anyone noticed. Was trying to prove that it is all the same stuff.

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2017 09:24 PM (c6/9Q)

246 Hey, you guys see there are some actual American patriots in NYC who have "disrupted" the kill President Trump play? Warmed the fuckin' cockles, it did.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2017 09:25 PM (EgOr3)

247 Tomorrow I'll be paying a visit to the manager, and leaving a bonus for Mitzie.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2017 09:21 PM (ZO497)
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Wow. What a great story. That surprises me not one bit.

You going to send me a recipe, Mr. Hammer? Click the blue link and give it to me!

Posted by: bluebell at June 16, 2017 09:25 PM (sBOL1)

248 Hrothgar, Thank you so much for sharing that information. When next we are in that area, we will give it a try. Sounds like a fun place!

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at June 16, 2017 09:25 PM (V+03K)

249 Have you seen him try to act?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 16, 2017 09:21 PM (auHtY)
*****
I don't care for his politics and bullshit global warming scaremongering, but he has improved since Titanic. He was okay in inception and actually good in The Revenant. And I really hating complimenting the stupid little shitweasel so I'll stop. (No offense, Weasel)

Posted by: L, Elle at June 16, 2017 09:25 PM (Rsi2C)

250 @183 flounder-busted my ass two weekends ago in a half-pipe in SF. Big wide and tall, got cocky, too much speed. Boosted to much air above coping and watched it and the transition go bye-bye as I stared at where to eat shit on the flat bottom. Got a mean hip and ass bruise. Sticking to doing the occasional boneless and street plant on flat ground. I'm 49 years old.

Posted by: JROD at June 16, 2017 09:26 PM (A59VO)

251 233

Chik-Fil-A is the only place I can envision that happening!

It is also the only place I've ever paid the bill for the car in line behind me!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2017 09:26 PM (+00Vt)

252 But but but Herbal Essences makes my hair manageable.


Posted by: JAS at June 16, 2017 09:26 PM (EX4Wr)

253 @241

No, just regular ol quick showers.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 16, 2017 09:27 PM (9A6UB)

254 Since there's lots of actually smart experts here:

How should an Amazon/Whole Food buyout affect my food bill from a Weiss Markets store in NE PA?

Posted by: Ed Anger at June 16, 2017 09:27 PM (TJx8f)

255 I thought he did a yoeman's job of "The Aviator."


Posted by: JAS at June 16, 2017 09:28 PM (EX4Wr)

256 I've been trying to learn to sketch in my amateurish way (read: plenty of interest but no discernable talent). I'm going to start a new school of art. There are already schools of Romantic, Impressionism, Realistic, and Rothko's Three Colors and a Wide Brush technique. My new school of art will be called Vaguely Recognizable. I figure it will still be a step or two up from the Yoko Ono school of WTF Was That. :-)

Posted by: JTB at June 16, 2017 09:28 PM (V+03K)

257 I'm old and it's past my bedtime.

Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2017 09:28 PM (Sfs6o)

258 i am proud of Ace for the epsom salts soaks, i have been doing those for years, and they never let me down. No lie my dad bought me a TV to put on the wall in my master bedroom because i have a GIANT TUB big enough for myself and a spouse. Even a big guy could be comfy in this tub. so what you do is you sit in your soaking tub and you watch a movie or a TV show or in my case, anime.


i have to admit i LOVE "One Punch Man" hes the moron superhero. no shit. its great. Also "The Devil is a Part-timer" never fails to make me laugh hysterically.

my new favorite thing to do is watch my pregnant mare in the barn on the baby cam. certain special friends with insomnia are going to get the code so they can watch her too and this way shes got eyes on her all the time. its kinda relaxing to just see the peaceful huge momma chew hay and go about her innocent business. unlike some of my other broodmares she truly is a sweet little innocent and nothing she does is stressful or anything other than sweet.

the news is indeed scary but i have my grass to water, garden to tend, and my mares to watch over. I read you all sitting in a canvas chair in the shed row feet up on the door in my mares stall with her head on my shoulder. Now i am gonna read the content.

Posted by: Gushka can has scary kittys what want hugs at June 16, 2017 09:28 PM (YhV5r)

259 Tomorrow I'll be paying a visit to the manager, and leaving a bonus for Mitzie.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2017 09:21 PM (ZO497)




you mean in the literal sense, not in the hq sense right. please.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2017 09:29 PM (0wem/)

260 Yes, but don't leave the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh no!
Posted by: TheQuietMan

----

The Neal Morse Band did a kickass cover of that a couple years back!

Seriously.

It's excellent.

Posted by: RKae at June 16, 2017 09:29 PM (DQIck)

261 257
I'm old and it's past my bedtime.

Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2017 09:28 PM (Sfs6o)
Sweet dreams!

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2017 09:29 PM (EgOr3)

262 OK, I submitted it. Put the optional ingredient in with the instructions and that allowed everything to fit.

Woot!


are you going to share your banana pudding recipe?!

i remember Ben Had talking it up.

Posted by: concrete girl at June 16, 2017 09:17 PM (eQi+Y)


Actually, I use Alton Brown's recipe, so I can't claim that as my own. The only change I make is I leave out the banana liqueur.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes /alton-brown/refrigerated-banana-pudding-recipe-1920910

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 16, 2017 09:29 PM (/o9Qk)

263 Sheryl "Two Squares" Crow used to do the same thing.

Actually, she recommended one piece.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 16, 2017 09:30 PM (xAvrH)

264 Sweet dreams!


Posted by: Peaches
==

Mine will be, darlin. :-)

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 16, 2017 09:30 PM (Uxokn)

265 I often get breakfast at Chick-fil-A on my way to work.

I bought a gift card to use at the drive-through window. It's faster and easier than having to unbuckle the seatbelt to get my wallet, and stuffing the change in my pocket afterwards. Every few weeks, I put another $60 on the card.

Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2017 09:30 PM (sdi6R)

266 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2017 09:21 PM (ZO497)

I've done that at Starbucks and McDonalds, too; they told me not to worry about it. And wouldn't take my money when I went back the next day.

But I doubt the employees paid for it themselves!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2017 09:30 PM (Y9+RI)

267 248

I figured out I had made the big time when I called in and ordered my standard country ham biscuit to go and they said, "OK Hrothgar, it'll be ready in ten minutes!" And I hadn't given my name!

BTW, They have both a ham biscuit for sissies, and a country ham biscuit for real people! Be sure to order the country ham version!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2017 09:30 PM (+00Vt)

268 It's too late, baby it's way too late.

Posted by: JAS at June 16, 2017 09:31 PM (EX4Wr)

269 I see the recipe nazis are here tonight . . . Youse guys are relentless. Please tell me, has Ace submitted a recipe yet? I'm thinking hobo au gratin or something.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2017 09:31 PM (EgOr3)

270 I don't care for his politics and bullshit global warming scaremongering, but he has improved since Titanic. He was okay in inception and actually good in The Revenant. And I really hating complimenting the stupid little shitweasel so I'll stop. (No offense, Weasel)

Posted by: L, Elle at June 16, 2017 09:25 PM (Rsi2C)



I like Inception. I thought he was painfully bad in The Great Gatsby. He just didn't fit the part. Of course neither did the 2x4 known as Robert Redford in the 1974 version

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 16, 2017 09:31 PM (auHtY)

271 I've done that at Starbucks and McDonalds, too; they told me not to worry about it. And wouldn't take my money when I went back the next day.

But I doubt the employees paid for it themselves!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June




well, yeah but you are you and he is him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2017 09:31 PM (0wem/)

272
I see the recipe nazis are here tonight .
===

Ya'll wont some grits?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 16, 2017 09:32 PM (Uxokn)

273 Mine will be, darlin. :-)


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 16, 2017 09:30 PM (Uxokn)

We know that, Mortimer. You sleep with the angels. But, not your bedtime yet, right?

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2017 09:32 PM (EgOr3)

274 the news is indeed scary but i have my grass to water, garden to tend, and my mares to watch over. I read you all sitting in a canvas chair in the shed row feet up on the door in my mares stall with her head on my shoulder. Now i am gonna read the content.
Posted by: Gushka can has scary kittys what want hugs at June 16, 2017 09:28 PM (YhV5r)
----------

Gushka! Haven't seen you in a while! Yay!

I'm envisioning a sort of April the giraffe thing happening here. I hope your mare doesn't go two or three months overdue the way April did.

Posted by: bluebell at June 16, 2017 09:32 PM (sBOL1)

275 Someone needs to put out an Indiana Jones reboot with Chris Pratt and Tarantino directing. If you don't do it, a worse idea will come along.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 16, 2017 09:32 PM (VdICR)

276 I have been in a Chick Fil A drivethru twice when a "pay it forward" deal was happening, in which people were paying for the order in the car behind them.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 16, 2017 09:32 PM (PUmDY)

277 I'm working on him, Peaches, I'm working on him.

Posted by: bluebell at June 16, 2017 09:33 PM (sBOL1)

278 I don't care for his politics and bullshit global warming scaremongering, but he has improved since Titanic. He was okay in inception and actually good in The Revenant. And I really hating complimenting the stupid little shitweasel so I'll stop. (No offense, Weasel)

Posted by: L, Elle at June 16, 2017 09:25 PM (Rsi2C)





you're jsut saying that because you know he has agarage full of marlon brando's porn and skulls.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2017 09:33 PM (0wem/)

279 Ya'll wont some grits?


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 16, 2017 09:32 PM (Uxokn)
Gack, no.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2017 09:33 PM (EgOr3)

280 Posted by: bluebell at June 16, 2017 09:23 PM (sBOL1)

Ditto.... the Born in the USA tour. Great shows.

Wouldn't give him a dime of my money now, he has been way too assholey about how he feels.

Plus, that was his last good album.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2017 09:33 PM (Y9+RI)

281
I just love to shave my legs in a big ol' bubble bath.

Posted by: Sheppy Smith at June 16, 2017 09:33 PM (8O3HH)

282 I'm 49 years old.

Posted by: JROD at June 16, 2017 09:26 PM (A59VO)

I am not that skilled - mostly trash talk - and I am in that vintage. I would keep my wheels on the ground, mostly, and I would still probably break my neck.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 16, 2017 09:33 PM (tbOMB)

283 Shitty day for me as well.

Got to leave work a little early (~4:30), and had to sit in I-10 traffic for almost two hours because of an accident that closed all the lanes. Finally got home just minutes ago (it's 7:45 now here). Oh, and it was 105 today.

Time to crack a brew.

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 16, 2017 09:34 PM (GsAUU)

284
263
Sheryl "Two Squares" Crow used to do the same thing.



Actually, she recommended one piece.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 16, 2017 09:30 PM (xAvrH)









So.....fake, but accurate.

Assmunch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 16, 2017 09:34 PM (LLzS4)

285 Perfect bath is chamomile and honey Epsom salts with the Body Shop's Samsuma Orange body wash. Use Korean scrub towel all over body. Then use Dr. Bronner's peppermint shave soap. Follow up with curel hydro moisturizer.

Ahhh, perfection.

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench and all around fun gal at June 16, 2017 09:34 PM (JSJGD)

286 you're jsut saying that because you know he has agarage full of marlon brando's porn and skulls.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2017 09:33 PM
****
You're never going to let that go, are you?

Posted by: L, Elle at June 16, 2017 09:34 PM (Rsi2C)

287 Ya'll wont some grits?


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 16, 2017 09:32 PM (Uxokn)

Gack, no.
Posted by: Peaches at June





when I read the nic was sure it was going to include the phrase "kiss mine."

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2017 09:34 PM (0wem/)

288 There was a joke years ago about how to use one square. You tear out a small hole. You put your finger in the hole and after you wipe yourself, you use the tiny little piece to clean the shit out from under your fingernail.


Posted by: JAS at June 16, 2017 09:35 PM (EX4Wr)

289 But, not your bedtime yet, right?
==

I'm hanging in there.

I'm older yet still young, Young yet getting older.

I'll hang around a bit.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 16, 2017 09:35 PM (Uxokn)

290 Oh, and the original official video for it's my life was awesome, if you're an animal lover.

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 16, 2017 09:35 PM (GsAUU)

291 Here's the thing, people. If the music is good and you're of a mind to do so, go and enjoy it. Fuck their politics. I always felt kinda bad for the Dixie Chicks because they were so awesome I had a pile of their CDs. Music is amazing when done right. Don't let anything rob you of that enjoyment. Just my 2 cents.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2017 09:35 PM (EgOr3)

292 You're never going to let that go, are you?
Posted by: L, Elle at June




what else you got?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2017 09:35 PM (0wem/)

293 Perfect bath is chamomile and honey Epsom salts with
the Body Shop's Samsuma Orange body wash. Use Korean scrub towel all
over body. Then use Dr. Bronner's peppermint shave soap. Follow up with
curel hydro moisturizer.



Ahhh, perfection.

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench and all around fun gal at June 16, 2017 09:34 PM (JSJGD)
===========================

I'm going to have to hire someone to do all that.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 09:35 PM (lwiT4)

294 "First, they've displaced Red Letter Media as the funniest listen on the internet."

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD

Posted by: SamVonSam at June 16, 2017 09:36 PM (YgGDs)

295
My favorite conversation overheard there was "I'm really glad I was never on a boat that actually sunk completely!"
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2017 09:19 PM (+00Vt)

I like that. My favorite coastal restaurant conversation I overheard was three guides talking about what vibrio (flesh eating bacteria) does to you, and why they pour Clorox on any little cut anyone on the boat gets. I'm like, waiter, I need a another drink NOW and something stronger this time.

Posted by: stace at June 16, 2017 09:36 PM (Q5ALd)

296
There was a joke years ago about how to use one
square. You tear out a small hole. You put your finger in the hole and
after you wipe yourself, you use the tiny little piece to clean the shit
out from under your fingernail.




Posted by: JAS at June 16, 2017 09:35 PM (EX4Wr)









I think that was printed on the toilet paper packet in the first-generation MREs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 16, 2017 09:36 PM (LLzS4)

297 Doesn't your Messenger Bag get wet?

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2017 09:37 PM (tE3/L)

298 Someone needs to put out an Indiana Jones reboot with Chris Pratt and Tarantino directing. If you don't do it, a worse idea will come along.

Posted by: BourbonChicken


If Tarantino directs, Indiana Jones will be played by Uma Thurman. And she'll spend the entire movie barefoot.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 16, 2017 09:38 PM (xAvrH)

299 So. Whatever happened to Polynikes?

Posted by: John Marston at June 16, 2017 09:38 PM (SkuXa)

300 Okay, fine people except Y5, I hope to catch you later on the ONT.


jk Y5. I like you a little bit.
:-)

Posted by: L, Elle at June 16, 2017 09:38 PM (Rsi2C)

301
If Tarantino directs, Indiana Jones will be played by Uma Thurman. And she'll spend the entire movie barefoot.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 16, 2017 09:38 PM (xAvrH)









Die Hard reboot.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 16, 2017 09:39 PM (LLzS4)

302 Here's the thing, people. If the music is good and
you're of a mind to do so, go and enjoy it. Fuck their politics. I
always felt kinda bad for the Dixie Chicks because they were so awesome I
had a pile of their CDs. Music is amazing when done right. Don't let
anything rob you of that enjoyment. Just my 2 cents.


Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2017 09:35 PM (EgOr3)


This is how I feel too, personally. If people choose to boycott certain actors/singers/writers/etc that's ok with me, but don't lecture me because I want to enjoy a book/movie/tv show/music just to enjoy it.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 16, 2017 09:40 PM (/o9Qk)

303 295

Yes, you don't want to mess with vibrio!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2017 09:40 PM (+00Vt)

304 I'm kinda meandering around threads, and saw this:

290 Besides, I have pecs...not t*ts....
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 16, 2017 06:10 PM (m3iiU)

Pics. Yada yada yada.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 16, 2017 09:40 PM (VNE9x)

305 267. Sounds like a piece of small town America. Definitely on our to do list. Hubby, JTB, would likely try the country ham biscuit. I can try the sissy version. BTW if you ever want to meet up when you go to McKays, just let us know. We are there frequently.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at June 16, 2017 09:40 PM (V+03K)

306 Sorry to drag in the real world to the chill thread, but this looks fun:

Some folks have stormed the stage at Trump Assassination Play

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y76tvsm4

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 16, 2017 09:41 PM (oVJmc)

307 @291 Peaches-I agree. I always figured that at least these leftist shitheads can entertain me when they're not annoying me. Sometimes useful idiots can be useful to me.

Posted by: JROD at June 16, 2017 09:41 PM (A59VO)

308 Meanwhile, I'm pretty excited. Mr. D and I are treating ourselves to a date night fancy dinner at a steakhouse tomorrow. We rarely get the opportunity to do that.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 16, 2017 09:41 PM (/o9Qk)

309

Dick Morris and Tarantino ought to team up and make some sort of foot-themed political thriller.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at June 16, 2017 09:41 PM (8O3HH)

310 Okay, fine people except Y5, I hope to catch you later on the ONT.


jk Y5. I like you a little bit.
:-)
Posted by: L, Elle at June



that's enough

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2017 09:41 PM (0wem/)

311 286 you're jsut saying that because you know he has agarage full of marlon brando's porn and skulls.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2017 09:33 PM
****
You're never going to let that go, are you?
Posted by: L, Elle at June 16, 2017 09:34 PM (Rsi2C)


Sure we will. Just as soon as we stop laughing about ace banning himself. And Cochran's carrot chili.

Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2017 09:41 PM (z/Ubi)

312 I'm kinda meandering around threads, and saw this:



290 Besides, I have pecs...not t*ts....

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 16, 2017 06:10 PM (m3iiU)



Pics. Yada yada yada.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
****

Let me go get some pudding cups first. I'll need the foil lids.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 16, 2017 09:42 PM (hVdx9)

313 So. Whatever happened to Polynikes?
==

Or Empire of Jen?

wiserbud.

Wickedpinto

lauraw?

Bart?

:-)

Good times.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 16, 2017 09:42 PM (Uxokn)

314 I was a poor college student once and had to wash my hair with dish detergent. NO IT IS NOT THE SAME as gee your hair smells terrific, and you smell of de-oiled penguin(Dawn) or lemon pledge if you try. Plus, flyaways.

Why won't Ace do podcasts? He's funny and ladies love the voice. Red letter media (et al) are funny but not all the ladies can maintain enthusiasm for entertainment that doesn't bring up magnesium baths and sugar free dessert recipes and other things relevant to their interests.

Posted by: SarahW at June 16, 2017 09:42 PM (Sp1NT)

315 275 Someone needs to put out an Indiana Jones reboot with Chris Pratt and Tarantino directing. If you don't do it, a worse idea will come along.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 16, 2017 09:32 PM (Vd

Pratt as Indie's son. And we'll all just pretend that last movie doesn't exist. Just like all the Terminator & Alien movies after the second ones.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 16, 2017 09:42 PM (VNE9x)

316 Team Y5 here. Srsly, we're eating our own now?

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2017 09:42 PM (EgOr3)

317 287

I swear, the only way I can understand an aversion to grits is that you simply haven't had them made by someone that knows how to serve grits.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2017 09:42 PM (+00Vt)

318 Grammie,

This is my moment of Zen. I'm lucky if I get an hour in a week to relax in the tub. I'll take what I can get!

That and yoga for us over 55 set on Tuesday afternoons. One hour of peace and quiet.

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench and all around fun gal at June 16, 2017 09:44 PM (JSJGD)

319 313 So. Whatever happened to Polynikes?
==

Or Empire of Jen?

wiserbud.

Wickedpinto

lauraw?

Bart?

:-)

Good times.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 16, 2017 09:42 PM (Uxokn)


I saw Wickedpinto earlier today.

Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2017 09:44 PM (sdi6R)

320 thank you DangerGirl.
i thought it would be a good contribution to commemorate the TX MoMee.

Posted by: concrete girl at June 16, 2017 09:44 PM (eQi+Y)

321
I have been in a Chick Fil A drivethru twice when a "pay it forward" deal was happening, in which people were paying for the order in the car behind them.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie


What happens if you want one sandwich and the guy in back of you want ten?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2017 09:44 PM (IqV8l)

322 I love Mr. Sunday Movies.

I watch more their click bait "5 things you missed" or "10 Easter eggs from" Youtube videos.

Posted by: Max Power at June 16, 2017 09:44 PM (QCc6B)

323 279 Ya'll wont some grits?


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 16, 2017 09:32 PM (Uxokn)
Gack, no.
Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2017 09:33 PM (EgOr3)

With mascarpone cheese, grits aren't half bad. In fact they are wonderfully delicious.

Posted by: charley horse at June 16, 2017 09:44 PM (+kahX)

324 313 So. Whatever happened to Polynikes?

==



Or Empire of Jen?



wiserbud.



Wickedpinto



lauraw?



Bart?



:-)



Good times.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 16, 2017 09:42 PM (Uxokn)



I saw Wickedpinto earlier today.

Posted by: rickl
****

Holy cow. Memory lane.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 16, 2017 09:45 PM (hVdx9)

325 Here is a recipe for the 'rons and states:

Pig Candy

1-2 lbs extra thick bacon

2 Cups dark brown sugar

2 T chili powder

Mix brown sugar and chili powder. Coat both sides of bacon slices. Arrange coated bacon on broiler pan and bake at 160 for about 2 hrs. You don't want the sugar to burn. Once the sugar melted and coated the bacon pull it out and let it cool on parchment paper or a silicon mat. Don't use waxed paper, it sticks. After it cools hide At least half of it for later. I usually make BLTs with it on Hawaiian sweet rolls with heirlooms and sprouts.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 16, 2017 09:45 PM (Kt5cm)

326 I haven't seen Ricardo Kill or Laurie David's Cervix.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 09:46 PM (lwiT4)

327 I miss JumboJoggingShrimp. Hope she hit the lottery and is in a better place.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2017 09:46 PM (EgOr3)

328
Holy cow. Memory lane.


Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
===

Emperor of IceCream?


Mica Vim Toot?


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 16, 2017 09:46 PM (Uxokn)

329 You want to know where polynikes is just start ripping on Johnny Manziel and Mitt Romney. You'll figure out what nick he's using.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 16, 2017 09:46 PM (ZScRN)

330 I was just kidding for real Y5. I like you. You told me what I needed to hear straight.

Unlike Buzzion over there.


I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Buzz is the coolest dead guy I know.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 16, 2017 09:47 PM (Rsi2C)

331 Has GGE been around?

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench and all around fun gal at June 16, 2017 09:48 PM (JSJGD)

332 312 Let me go get some pudding cups first. I'll need the foil lids.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 16, 2017 09:42 PM (hVdx9)

You're gonna need some purple drank too if you're going that route. For uh...inspiration. Yeah that's it. Not drunken "hey this is a great idea!"

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 16, 2017 09:48 PM (VNE9x)

333 My Sharia Moor


...always loved that nick.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 16, 2017 09:48 PM (/o9Qk)

334 305

That sounds like fun. I'm still trying to score one more Patrick O'Brian book in the Aubrey Maturin series to complete the set and, just on principle, I'd like to do it via used the used book store route, not cheating through Bezosville!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2017 09:48 PM (+00Vt)

335 I'm POSITIVE I love all y'all! Happy Friday! And prayers for all our fallen and struggling brethren.

Posted by: NC Ref at June 16, 2017 09:48 PM (SpeiC)

336 Romney? Isn't hanging out in public bathrooms looking for people with wide stances?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 16, 2017 09:48 PM (hVdx9)

337 I'm watching Longmire. They find two briefcases. One has money and the other has guns. I knew the lines would be "we've got guns and money now we need lawyers. "

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 16, 2017 09:49 PM (nBr1j)

338
So, Weasel and Bluebell, should I submit my "Faux Carrot Chili" recipe?

That's not the original name, but was an entrant to an AF chili cookoff, back-in-the-day.

One of the ingredients was whole, orange Thai peppers.

A Colonel (O-6) was a judge. He said, "Oh, baby carrots!).

Hilarity ensued.

...and won the contest

Posted by: Spun and Murky at June 16, 2017 09:49 PM (4DCSq)

339 So, Weasel and Bluebell, should I submit my "Faux Carrot Chili" recipe?
----------

Yes!

Posted by: bluebell at June 16, 2017 09:49 PM (sBOL1)

340 Gordon Ramsey recently bad-mouthed grits.

I will definitely have to revisit them. Shrimp, sausage, garlic, onion, c.

Posted by: JAS at June 16, 2017 09:49 PM (EX4Wr)

341
So, anybody have any interesting tabs open? Care to share a screenshot?

Posted by: publius(Gosh-darned Miserable Buzzkill) at June 16, 2017 09:49 PM (8O3HH)

342 321, not sure, I got lucky both times. Most I paid for was 4 meals. They all got the lemonade (which is extra). It was close to Christmas and I got over it pretty easily.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 16, 2017 09:50 PM (PUmDY)

343 That and yoga for us over 55 set on Tuesday afternoons. One hour of peace and quiet.

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench and all around fun gal at June 16, 2017 09:44 PM (JSJGD)


Where do you find this?
And a quite nice trip down memory lane. Life evolves, I suppose.

Posted by: Infidel at June 16, 2017 09:50 PM (gDoff)

344 325

You are evil!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2017 09:50 PM (+00Vt)

345 Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2017 09:35 PM (EgOr3)

I can let it go up to a point.

It has to be pretty ugly before I let it affect me. I do hold country singers to a higher standard, though.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2017 09:50 PM (Y9+RI)

346 Some folks have stormed the stage at Trump Assassination Play "

Great. About time, I say.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 16, 2017 09:50 PM (MINbv)

347 325 Here is a recipe for the 'rons and states:

Pig Candy

1-2 lbs extra thick bacon

2 Cups dark brown sugar

2 T chili powder

Mix brown sugar and chili powder. Coat both sides of bacon slices. Arrange coated bacon on broiler pan and bake at 160 for about 2 hrs. You don't want the sugar to burn. Once the sugar melted and coated the bacon pull it out and let it cool on parchment paper or a silicon mat. Don't use waxed paper, it sticks. After it cools hide At least half of it for later. I usually make BLTs with it on Hawaiian sweet rolls with heirlooms and sprouts.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 16, 2017 09:45 PM (Kt5cm)

That sounds like a winner. Thanks.

Posted by: charley horse at June 16, 2017 09:50 PM (+kahX)

348
I'm POSITIVE I love all y'all! Happy Friday! And prayers for all our fallen and struggling brethren.


Posted by: NC Ref at June 16, 2017 09:48 PM (SpeiC)
In with a hearty hell yeah and, dang, such a treat to see you, NC Ref! How you been?

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2017 09:50 PM (EgOr3)

349 316 Team Y5 here. Srsly, we're eating our own now?
Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2017 09:42 PM (EgOr3)

I thought she was joking. If not, we can take turns holding her down @ beating her. Right after we set up the webcams & charge ppv.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 16, 2017 09:50 PM (VNE9x)

350 312 Let me go get some pudding cups first. I'll need the foil lids.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 16, 2017 09:42 PM (hVdx9)



You're gonna need some purple drank too if you're going that route.
For uh...inspiration. Yeah that's it. Not drunken "hey this is a
great idea!"

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
****

Just finished a 4 Loko- the 14% ABV version. Seems like a good idea already.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 16, 2017 09:50 PM (hVdx9)

351 I quit watching Longmire early on. He decided he was judge, jury and executioner.


Posted by: JAS at June 16, 2017 09:51 PM (EX4Wr)

352 Gordon Ramsey recently bad-mouthed grits

Bless his heart...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 16, 2017 09:51 PM (MINbv)

353 My Sharia Moor


...always loved that nick.





Fa Cube Itches. Awesome nick.



It took me like 2 or 3 years to figure that one out. Cuz I'm a moron......

Posted by: NC Ref at June 16, 2017 09:52 PM (SpeiC)

354 They charged the play. That is enemy territory but there are still some good Irish and Italians in the boroughs.

Shut that SHIT down!

Posted by: charley horse at June 16, 2017 09:52 PM (+kahX)

355 >>>7 I miss JumboJoggingShrimp


long ago, but nic never forgotten

Posted by: concrete girl at June 16, 2017 09:52 PM (eQi+Y)

356 So, anybody have any interesting tabs open? Care to share a screenshot?

Posted by: publius(Gosh-darned Miserable Buzzkill) at June 16, 2017 09:49 PM (8O3HH)
Got a can o' coors light if you want one.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2017 09:52 PM (EgOr3)

357 Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 16, 2017 09:45 PM (Kt5cm)
------------

That would be great for our cookbook - would you please click the blue link at the top of the sidebar and send it in?

Posted by: bluebell at June 16, 2017 09:52 PM (sBOL1)

358 Team Y5 here. Srsly, we're eating our own now?


Posted by: Peaches
****

Define "eat".

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 16, 2017 09:52 PM (hVdx9)

359 "USS _Fitzgerald_ is a Flight I Burke. If she is banged up enough, might be going to the breakers due to age."

I'd be off cutting deals with the Koreans (most efficient shipyards in the world, even more than than China's) to buy two _Sejong the Great_ class destroyers, essentially bigger meaner Burkes with largely compatible or substitutable systems, including Aegis.

For the price of one replacement Burke. And delivered sooner.

To show the Stateside yards that they better shape up or else.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 16, 2017 09:52 PM (ujwCG)

360 Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2017 09:42 PM (+00Vt)

It's a texture issue for me. Feels like vomit in my mouth. Can't eat oatmeal, polenta, rice pudding, etc.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2017 09:53 PM (Y9+RI)

361
lauraw's hump was here yesterday.

Dunno about the rest of her.

I seem to remember that Poly got permabanned, but my memory's probably flawed there.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 16, 2017 09:53 PM (LLzS4)

362 flounder, that was amazing.

Posted by: Max Power at June 16, 2017 09:53 PM (QCc6B)

363 Old and busted: Islamic terrorism

New and oh so hot: Progressive terrorism

Posted by: Simplemind at June 16, 2017 09:54 PM (ZuGkg)

364 Fa Cube Itches. Awesome nick.



It took me like 2 or 3 years to figure that one out. Cuz I'm a moron......


Posted by: NC Ref at June 16, 2017 09:52 PM (SpeiC)


Ah yes, another great one.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 16, 2017 09:54 PM (/o9Qk)

365 And Paranoid Girl in Seattle, and TwiceBlessedMom

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2017 09:54 PM (Y9+RI)

366 Has GGE been around?

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench and all around fun gal at June 16, 2017 09:48 PM (JSJGD)
Haven't seen him in a super long time. Used to have his blog address. I can try and find it. What a great dude.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2017 09:55 PM (EgOr3)

367 Fitzgerald?

Is he the bastard son of lord Gerald?


Posted by: JAS at June 16, 2017 09:55 PM (EX4Wr)

368 What do Isis and the progressives have in common: the same assassination list.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 16, 2017 09:55 PM (ZuGkg)

369 FaCubeItches was the first nic that knocked me sideways and made me all "you are a national treasure." He's still here.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2017 09:56 PM (EgOr3)

370 GGE turns up now and then.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2017 09:56 PM (Y9+RI)

371 To show the Stateside yards that they better shape up or else.


Posted by: torquewrench at June 16, 2017 09:52 PM (ujwCG)

Hmm, Navy WWII gpa always said shape up or ship out. He meant it.

Posted by: Infidel at June 16, 2017 09:56 PM (gDoff)

372 watching American Wrestler with the kids.

good flick.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 16, 2017 09:56 PM (Uxokn)

373 "Just finished a 4 Loko- the 14% ABV version. Seems like a good idea already."

Good grief. It's not just the enormous ABV, but also the colossal bolus of high fructose corn syrup. I'll stick to 12% Russian Imperial Stouts.

::: rummages fridge :::

Posted by: torquewrench at June 16, 2017 09:56 PM (ujwCG)

374 Oh LaurieDavidsCervix. The only moron to rival torque in his acidic sarcasm and smartassery.

Posted by: John Marston at June 16, 2017 09:56 PM (SkuXa)

375 350 Just finished a 4 Loko- the 14% ABV version. Seems like a good idea already.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 16, 2017 09:50 PM (hVdx9)

Well then, git 'er done!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 16, 2017 09:57 PM (VNE9x)

376 So, this is, like, the ONT warmup?
Two ONT's in one night.
A twofer.

Posted by: gNewt at June 16, 2017 09:57 PM (Si9ix)

377 Bart?

There's a name I have not heard in many years.

He got banned.

But IP addresses have be known to change.


Posted by: JAS at June 16, 2017 09:57 PM (EX4Wr)

378 Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2017 09:56 PM (EgOr3)

Yes, we were all discussing WSHTF tactics of sorts yesterday!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2017 09:57 PM (Y9+RI)

379 370
GGE turns up now and then.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2017 09:56 PM (Y9+RI)
Damn. If you see him, please tell him I send undying love.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2017 09:57 PM (EgOr3)

380 Oh LaurieDavidsCervix. The only moron to rival torque in his acidic sarcasm and smartassery.

Posted by: John Marston at June 16, 2017 09:56 PM (SkuXa)
==============================

Agreed. Sharp-witted.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 09:57 PM (lwiT4)

381 My Sharia Moor is awesome. Did he/she have good comments?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 16, 2017 09:58 PM (PUmDY)

382 It's hard to believe I've been here for over ten years. So many people come and gone...

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 16, 2017 09:58 PM (/o9Qk)

383 360

Actually, that is one reason I can understand for not liking grits. BUT, you're supposed to be eating them for the flavor, not the texture!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2017 09:58 PM (+00Vt)

384 Team Y5 here. Srsly, we're eating our own now?
Posted by: Peaches at June




Peaches! Thanks. Few things brighten my day like knowing you have my back!


I think she was kidding though.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2017 09:58 PM (0wem/)

385 Define "eat".
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 16, 2017 09:52 PM (hVdx9)

Coming from you, bwwwAaaahhhhh

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 16, 2017 09:58 PM (VNE9x)

386 i'm making a version of that bacon recipe for a dinner party next week.

Posted by: concrete girl at June 16, 2017 09:58 PM (eQi+Y)

387 Positive and interesting? Here's something. + nostalgic. (Remember, remember.)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj61eUqDuP4


Posted by: Alice at June 16, 2017 09:59 PM (eLvFT)

388 Howdy Peaches great to see you this evening too!!! Been working and reffing every day, and trying to keep from shooting myself in the head since all this crazy mess has been going on. I lurk more than I post anymore since jobz are keeping me busy.



Haven't seen GGE around either tho I look for his ride cruising up and down 98 in our hood.....

Posted by: NC Ref at June 16, 2017 09:59 PM (SpeiC)

389 Billy Bob who drinks from SC. I think ace banned him over a misunderstanding.

Posted by: John Marston at June 16, 2017 09:59 PM (SkuXa)

390 Infidel,

Since I'm 55 I broke down and joined Silver Circle with geisinger medical systems. It's free and they have a bunch of different activities. It's 2 bucks for the class on Tuesdays at 430 pm. It helps tremendously with my MS issues. I even got my sister to go with me. It one hour of peace, no pressure, no phones.

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench and all around fun gal at June 16, 2017 09:59 PM (JSJGD)

391 Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2017 09:57 PM (EgOr3)

I will!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2017 09:59 PM (Y9+RI)

392 "Just finished a 4 Loko- the 14% ABV version. Seems like a good idea already."

Good
grief. It's not just the enormous ABV, but also the colossal bolus of
high fructose corn syrup. I'll stick to 12% Russian Imperial Stouts.

::: rummages fridge :::


Posted by: torquewrench
****

(Does victorious pelvic thrusts)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 16, 2017 09:59 PM (hVdx9)

393 Damn. If you see him, please tell him I send undying love.
Posted by: Peaches at June




geez if you do that he will hop in the mustang and drive to california with the beverly hillbillies soundtrack playing all the way.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2017 09:59 PM (0wem/)

394 "There are still interesting and good things out there."

Amen. My son turned 23 today. I swam in the ocean this morning, saw a doe with her fawn on the island. Had a ghost crab nibble at my foot. I spent the day perusing the internet and ignoring all work. Tonight my lover and I are going to share body heat among other things.

Pax to one and all.

Posted by: Locke Common at June 16, 2017 10:00 PM (SjASY)

395 If you're having trouble liking grits the problem is not enough butter or salt or both. More butter please.

Posted by: gNewt at June 16, 2017 10:00 PM (Si9ix)

396 I miss RicardoKill. I hope he's doing well. Talk about a good guy...

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 16, 2017 10:00 PM (/o9Qk)

397 I thought she was joking. If not, we can take turns holding her down @ beating her. Right after we set up the webcams & charge ppv.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June



Bebes! Yeah but do it in Vegas.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2017 10:00 PM (0wem/)

398 394

Now that's a good day!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2017 10:01 PM (+00Vt)

399 I miss Gristle Encased Head.

But there's a few posters that seem awfully like him so I'm not sure if he's really gone...

Posted by: Max Power at June 16, 2017 10:01 PM (QCc6B)

400 geez if you do that he will hop in the mustang and
drive to california with the beverly hillbillies soundtrack playing all
the way.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2017 09:59 PM (0wem/)
Yeah, that's nice but he can do way better than me.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2017 10:01 PM (EgOr3)

401 Turd Ferguson.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 16, 2017 10:02 PM (xAvrH)

402 >>>Bart?

i asked about him because i found his recipe for
'better than KFC coleslaw' on a recipe card from 2012.

Posted by: concrete girl at June 16, 2017 10:02 PM (eQi+Y)

403 Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2017 09:59 PM (0wem/)
Yeah, that's nice but he can do way better than me.
Posted by: Peaches at June



unpossible.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2017 10:02 PM (0wem/)

404 Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2017 09:58 PM (+00Vt)

Can't get past the texture to enjoy the taste.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2017 10:03 PM (Y9+RI)

405 EC

Posted by: John Marston at June 16, 2017 10:03 PM (SkuXa)

406 395

Also cheese and/or shrimp!

But mostly real butter, no substitutes, and salt!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2017 10:03 PM (+00Vt)

407 I saw Editor post here not too long ago that was a blast from the past.....

Posted by: NC Ref at June 16, 2017 10:03 PM (SpeiC)

408 403

True dat!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2017 10:04 PM (+00Vt)

409 I was over at the WSJ reading the comments to Noonan's column and it occurred to me that in a multicultural society, it just isn't possible to come together. Add in intersectionality theory and the only possible method to come together is as 'victims', but we've seen what happens at a Progressive convention of 'victims' when they fight for being the most 'victimized class.'

This certainly explains how the Congressional 'us' quickly devolved into 'us' and 'them'.

Posted by: undocumented SMOD at June 16, 2017 10:04 PM (e8kgV)

410 397
Bebes! Yeah but do it in Vegas.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2017 10:00 PM (

Lol. You're going to have to twist Peaches arm & see if she'll come. Twist Ms Tammy's too. I need company when I hit all the shoe stores in the Bellagio!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 16, 2017 10:04 PM (VNE9x)

411 404
Think of it as pudding!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2017 10:05 PM (+00Vt)

412 Let me guess.

2 Tbsp of Tarragon vinegar.



Posted by: JAS at June 16, 2017 10:06 PM (EX4Wr)

413 *ONT is NOOD!*

...you will not be First.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 16, 2017 10:06 PM (6gk0M)

414 School is out now. So GGE is probably busy with his wife.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 16, 2017 10:06 PM (ZScRN)

415 I was never a name.


Just a sock.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 16, 2017 10:06 PM (Uxokn)

416 thanks, mpfs. Sounds like what my body needs. Will have to get a vid or something. These 10 hr days kill me and I don't have many options in town.

Posted by: Infidel at June 16, 2017 10:06 PM (gDoff)

417 Cole slaw is a mystery to me. I wish I had more cooking/food prep skills to figure it out.

Some cole slaw is absolutely inedible to me. And yet some is just heaven. And it looks the same.

There was a BBQ joint around here that made some damn good cole slaw. But something happened, they got a new chef or changed something and it's no good, now. But some people love it.

Posted by: publius(Gosh-darned Miserable Buzzkill) at June 16, 2017 10:06 PM (8O3HH)

418 411 404
Think of it as pudding!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2017 10:05 PM (+00Vt)

You want her to put it on her boobs?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 16, 2017 10:07 PM (VNE9x)

419
I'm envisioning a sort of April the giraffe
thing happening here. I hope your mare doesn't go two or three months
overdue the way April did.





Posted by: bluebell at June 16, 2017 09:32 PM (sBOL1)

Ben Had is sure that the poor thing has twins. I have been worried about this from the start. so its likely she will go early. its a good thing she adores me because i am her new best friend and hanging around constantly. But shes a cuddler, so its all good.
she also likes classic rock, country and Bluegrass. ima gonna try her with swing on mare watch tonight.

Posted by: Gushka can has scary kittys what want hugs at June 16, 2017 10:07 PM (YhV5r)

420 Love the Talk Talk. One of my favorite bands from the 80s. And for people who think they only did synth drums, you really need to hear Laughing Stock. Their drummer was quite good.

My Life is probably their biggest. I think Life's What You Make It is better, https://youtu.be/qOgzJ8A2QLw

Or Desire https://youtu.be/Av8JLWiXDUI

The evolution of the band is interesting. They started out a sort of New Wave synth-pop band (but still not bland), but a they aged they got rawer, and mostly used acoustic instruments. And Holds was doing pretty experimental stuff by their last album.

Talk Talk is almost never out of my mix.

Posted by: Axeman at June 16, 2017 10:08 PM (JhE5a)

421 All this talk of grits made me want to listen to Rev. Al Green...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y7hBdESDyTw

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 16, 2017 10:09 PM (PUmDY)

422 I submitted my recipe a couple of days ago. Uff da.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 16, 2017 09:05

YOU have a recipe? I thought you didn't cook.

Posted by: Farmer at June 16, 2017 10:11 PM (yJ1e6)

423 409

Diversity is not "our" strength, rather it is the strength of the ruling class, that crassly uses it to fracture a civil society that might establish some common goals if left alone. Fractured and splintered, the "masses" are easily exploited by the glib Establishment politicians, aided and abetted by their lying media accomplices.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2017 10:12 PM (+00Vt)

424 So it looks like my wife's dad in Japan is going further into Alzheimer's. It appears one of his female neighbors has gotten ahold of his bank account information and is siphoning off all of his pension money every month as it gets deposited into his account, and his phone has gotten cut off due to non-payment.

We've gotten a government assistance agent involved, and he's got to go to court in Japan to get my wife a document to sign so they can put a stop to it.

Just a big mess.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 16, 2017 10:13 PM (w+Jhj)

425
396 I miss RicardoKill. I hope he's doing well. Talk about a good guy...
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 16, 2017 10:00 PM (/o9Qk)


Me, too...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at June 16, 2017 10:13 PM (4DCSq)

426 Lol. You're going to have to twist Peaches arm & see if she'll come. Twist Ms Tammy's too. I need company when I hit all the shoe stores in the Bellagio!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June




would personally escort MissTammy and Peaches from their residences to Vegas!!!!!!!!!!!!! were they to deign to attend the end of Vegas.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2017 10:13 PM (0wem/)

427 418

I knew that association was bound to come up!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2017 10:13 PM (+00Vt)

428 i really hope my horses drop their foals and everyone's healthy so i can attend the meetup eventually. I need a vacay. Foals are such a pain in the ass. They are just like babies if they aren't doing just perfect

Posted by: Gushka can has scary kittys what want hugs at June 16, 2017 10:19 PM (YhV5r)

429 So I went to high school and was kinda friends with Mark Waid who is a successful,and well-regarded comic book story author now. He was editor of the literary magazine and in the theater club that was my chosen milieu and I was in the little group of kids that went to see the Superman movie together after school which apparently set him on his way to his admirable career (brush with greatness; before he got an amazingly beautiful girlfriend I asked him to the SadieHawkins dance, but it got snowed out.) I ran into him years ago whena mutual friend got married, and he signed books for my kid. So I have a nostalgic affection for old Mark Waid. He broke my heart with this essay, https://tinyurl.com/yc2n5uf8 though. ( hot link in name tag) He insists his point is that Mo Green is a hypocritical waste of skin and that #huntedRepublicans make #huntedAnyone possible so have no room to complain, they are blocking other people from the protection of #backgound checks but Mo Green wants to know about this guys background. Since this makes no sense - Green's interest in the shooter's background is after the fact and likely related to the list in his pocket that he was on- and.. his point, frankly, is deflection from the left's indulgence and encouragement of violent shortcut to hopenchange, deflection by making Republicans the guilty ones, the one's truly complicit in shooting murders.

Posted by: SarahW at June 16, 2017 10:22 PM (Sp1NT)

430 howdy y'all

Posted by: Pete Carr at June 16, 2017 10:23 PM (DyjtO)

431 This little kid:

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/875814135048675328

Posted by: Fletch at June 16, 2017 11:41 PM (orDky)

432 Ace. Have you tried magnesium chloride salt? The Mg is supposedly less strongly bonded to Cl than to sulfate, so...gets into you more easily. One way people avoid the bath boredom is believe it or not spraying a strong solution of it on the bottom of their feet before bed, then covering it with socks. (To save staining damage to sheets). It is meant to solve all kinds of problems. Not least of which sleep, and pain.

Posted by: QuantumofBollocks at June 16, 2017 11:56 PM (nZk9+)

433 I miss your podcasts. They were much funnier than you give yourself credit for. If I had a spare $500, I'd pay you to do another one, with me as straight man and laugher. They were great.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at June 17, 2017 07:54 AM (KVy8G)

434 Ace: About the muscle soreness and cramping.
Check this item out... It serves two purposes, IYKWIM

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00LH2EMBI

Using it on my calf muscles while I type. Portable, rechargeable
is really nice.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 17, 2017 09:06 AM (HTdUD)

435 I bought Splinter Of The Mind's Eye back when the book came out and absolutely loved it. To be fair, I was 12, but my imagination kicked in real good and I still have fond memories of that book.

Posted by: jms at June 17, 2017 09:52 PM (x/fYw)

436 Umm, watching some of the videos at Mr Sunday Movie, it seems they are only roughly funnier and cholera and nowhere near plinkett in either humor or analysis.

Posted by: doug at June 18, 2017 07:33 PM (HlhEB)

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