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Law-Abiding Armed Citizens Capture Skinhead Fugitives Accused of Murder As They Attempt to Steal a Truck; Hold Them Until Authorities Arrive

Some people are strangely fearful of armed, responsible citizens.

I wonder what makes them quail so much at the thought of law-abiding citizens having the ability to defend themselves.

Holly Morelock, who works in the small town, said neighbors there typically keep their weapons handy.

ďI feel like it was a good thing. When you mess around out here in the county, most of us here have carry permits and carry (weapons),Ē Morelock said. ďAnd itís our job to protect our families and our homes.

ďAnd Iím very proud of the family ... because they didnít just turn around and mind their own business. They did what they had to do to protect everybody else around.Ē

On Friday afternoon, a sign was put up in front of the property to address the barage of media that had assembled.

"We were happy to help, but please no media at this time. Thank you."

Posted by: Ace at 07:07 PM




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1 Yup.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 16, 2017 07:11 PM (6gk0M)

2 Always carry.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 16, 2017 07:11 PM (0pcwX)

3
Well, she is a Morelock. Democrats are generally Eloi. Although of late . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 16, 2017 07:13 PM (mbhDw)

4 Crazy gun-toting cousin-humping hillbillies!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 16, 2017 07:14 PM (Mouru)

5
Tucker Carlson rushed to hospital... due to appendicitis.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 16, 2017 07:14 PM (nlbfN)

6 The media is trying to cover this?

Shock...

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 16, 2017 07:15 PM (3myMJ)

7 122f today. Says LA Times. Climate change. Crazy hot.

*122f at Stovepipe Wells, Death Valley.

Posted by: 13times at June 16, 2017 07:15 PM (WHVu+)

8 As the founding fathers thought is should be

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2017 07:15 PM (Ot7+c)

9 Tennessee representin'!
Woohoo!
#Volunteers

Posted by: Jmel at June 16, 2017 07:15 PM (vu5Xs)

10 I wish the two would have made a move on the armed citizens. Scumbags killed two innocent guards and don't deserve to live another second. The death penalty should be applied in less than a week in a case like this.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 16, 2017 07:15 PM (IDPbH)

11 Its always best to leave the gunplay to the pros.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 16, 2017 07:15 PM (Mouru)

12 Tucker better make sure he gets a Repulican doctor...

Posted by: steevy at June 16, 2017 07:15 PM (rmVvL)

13 OT, while I'm still sober: Pooky found out at 1430 today he is supposed to get his discharge papers on Monday and we need to be out of our house by Wednesday. Family is descending with a trailer. The screwing, it is happening. Any sailors got some new curse words for me?

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 16, 2017 07:15 PM (ar2KI)

14 They had quite a few identifying marks

Posted by: NCKate at June 16, 2017 07:15 PM (YZr8V)

15 Thank God for them! regular American heroes

Posted by: booknlass at June 16, 2017 07:15 PM (v7o4i)

16 Two escaped capital murderers with absolutely nothing to lose and facing a death penalty. The homeowner must have been very convincing that they would die on the spot if they made a move.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at June 16, 2017 07:16 PM (nFwvY)

17 Any sailors got some new curse words for me?

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 16, 2017 07:15 PM (ar2KI) fnord (ar2KI)


I'm no sailor, but have you called anyone an aching, dripping, syphilitic hyperthyroid fuckmonkey?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 16, 2017 07:17 PM (wB8Tg)

18 Perfect way to handle the perps and the media (BIRM).

Posted by: california red at June 16, 2017 07:18 PM (AzsM3)

19 They only made one mistake. Well, two actually.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 16, 2017 07:18 PM (qJhUV)

20 pookysgirl my heart goes out to you.
Good luck and prayers for you

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2017 07:18 PM (Ot7+c)

21 So I changed my mind, I'm gonna get an Ellie Mae sexbot.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 16, 2017 07:18 PM (6Ll1u)

22 OT: Navy guided missile destroyer collided with Philippine-flagged merchant vessel, injuries reported, one sailor air-lifted by helicopter.

Damage above and below waterline, but no danger of sinking according to report.

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 16, 2017 07:19 PM (3myMJ)

23 And getting drunk is not going to help anything you know

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2017 07:19 PM (Ot7+c)

24 And from the sidebar, I am legal in Texas now. Lotta good that does me now that I'm dead.

Posted by: Zombie David Bowie at June 16, 2017 07:20 PM (aRXNK)

25 The dumb cons should have have headed for N. Carolina, not Tennessee.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 16, 2017 07:20 PM (lIZQs)

26 Posted by: pookysgirl at June 16, 2017 07:15 PM (ar2KI)

I'm very sorry, Pookysgirl. I will continue to keep your family in my prayers. Y'all have been through a lot.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 16, 2017 07:21 PM (nvMvs)

27 Ground Control to Major Tom

Posted by: Zombie David Bowie at June 16, 2017 07:21 PM (aRXNK)

28 7 Sailors missing after this collision Fox is reporting

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2017 07:21 PM (Ot7+c)

29 Here in California, where guns are held to be scary, when Kevin Cooper escaped from the state pen in Chino he killed a whole family with hand tools before escaping.

One of the 750 or so death row inmates we have that will die of old age. Here in Cali "death row" just means you get your own cell.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2017 07:22 PM (Xuv2G)

30 Ground Control to Major Tom (three)

Posted by: Zombie David Bowie at June 16, 2017 07:22 PM (aRXNK)

31 OT, while I'm still sober: Pooky found out at 1430
today he is supposed to get his discharge papers on Monday and we need
to be out of our house by Wednesday. Family is descending with a
trailer. The screwing, it is happening. Any sailors got some new curse
words for me?


Posted by: pookysgirl at June 16, 2017 07:15 PM (ar2KI)

You two are already on the prayer list, sweetheart, but I'll double up today.
Meanwhile, here's a swear word "moosecock" as in, "That sucks giant hairy purple moosecocks."

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2017 07:22 PM (Id9+8)

32 >>T: Navy guided missile destroyer collided with
Philippine-flagged merchant vessel, injuries reported, one sailor
air-lifted by helicopter.



Damage above and below waterline, but no danger of sinking according to report.

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN.

The CO just took command in May. Welp, end of that career.

Posted by: Aviator at June 16, 2017 07:22 PM (/Nite)

33
the Edward Fitzgerald sank?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 16, 2017 07:23 PM (uBa68)

34
Dan Fogerty wrote a song about it.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 16, 2017 07:23 PM (uBa68)

35 Jeebus, Loretty Lynch on an American Greed episode.

Posted by: Country Boy at June 16, 2017 07:24 PM (Jcg9Q)

36

The CO just took command in May. Welp, end of that career.

You had ONE job!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 16, 2017 07:24 PM (uBa68)

37 God bless TN and Mr, Hale and his family. I find it very interesting that he gave a religious testimony. They'd probably ignore that in the north.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2017 07:24 PM (qES5k)

38 >>>>>
OT: Navy guided missile destroyer collided with Philippine-flagged
merchant vessel, injuries reported, one sailor air-lifted by helicopter.



Damage above and below waterline, but no danger of sinking according to report.
.
.
.
.Been there and did that but I did not crash into a merchant ship at 0230.

The damage looks bad with Perry Jet Eductors going all along the Starboard side. Tons of damage below the waterline from the small video I saw. Plus it looks like at least two fires were started on the weather decks below the Bridge Wing.

It just missed R2D2.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 16, 2017 07:24 PM (0pcwX)

39 the Edward Fitzgerald sank?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 16, 2017 07:23 PM (uBa6



Gordon Lightfoot just called to thank you for barely listening.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 16, 2017 07:24 PM (Mouru)

40 The screwing, it is happening. Any sailors got some new curse words for me?
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 16, 2017 07:15 PM (ar2KI)

Hamadagaga!

Buzinettico!

Filk!

Posted by: Sailor Sam at June 16, 2017 07:25 PM (aRXNK)

41 You can bet your sweet bippy the government will fuck you and not look back, pooky. Hang in there.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 16, 2017 07:25 PM (6Ll1u)

42 The screwing, it is happening. Any sailors got some new curse words for me?
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 16, 2017 07:15 PM (ar2KI)

Well blow me down!

Posted by: Popeye at June 16, 2017 07:25 PM (aRXNK)

43 You can bet your sweet bippy the government will fuck you and not look back, pooky. Hang in there.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 16, 2017 07:25 PM (6Ll1u)



AoSHQ. Where hope goes to get smashed in the face with a fist.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 16, 2017 07:26 PM (Mouru)

44 42 The screwing, it is happening. Any sailors got some new curse words for me?
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 16, 2017 07:15 PM (ar2KI)

Well blow me down!
Posted by: Popeye at June 16, 2017 07:25 PM (aRXNK)


Holy crap that made me laugh.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2017 07:26 PM (Xuv2G)

45

The Screwening

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 16, 2017 07:27 PM (uBa68)

46
And getting drunk is not going to help anything you know

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2017 07:19 PM (Ot7+c)

This is not to solve anything, this is to unwind. And thank y'all for the curse words, I will keep them in mind.

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 16, 2017 07:27 PM (ar2KI)

47 Holy carp!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 16, 2017 07:28 PM (nlbfN)

48 What happens to the CO in an I incident like this? By ending his career do you mean forced retirement at the same rank and pay? A dishonorable discharge? Possibly jail time?

This is assuming it was his fault.

Posted by: Mike at June 16, 2017 07:28 PM (c056A)

49 Excellent use of the word quail! I'll have to look it up tonight.

I only knew of the ones you hunt and eat, which is fun sport and delicious.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 16, 2017 07:28 PM (2qHjF)

50 AoSHQ. Where hope goes to get smashed in the face with a fist.

That wasn't Hope's face that got fisted . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 16, 2017 07:28 PM (6FqZa)

51 "Any sailors got some new curse words for me?"

Who's got the link to that day trader hollering "fuckity-fuck-fuck" for 10 minutes?

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 16, 2017 07:29 PM (3myMJ)

52 Ban Martial Arts!

What if or a punch or a kick goes off by accident!

If just one child could be prevented from getting a black eye its worth it!

Close the Martial Arts School loophole!

Why do Republicans hate children?!

Posted by: Libtards everywhere at June 16, 2017 07:29 PM (E8apb)

53 48 What happens to the CO in an I incident like this? By ending his career do you mean forced retirement at the same rank and pay? A dishonorable discharge? Possibly jail time?

This is assuming it was his fault.
Posted by: Mike at June 16, 2017 07:28 PM (c056A)


If he is related to Admiral McCain they will blame it on a malfunction and give him a bigger ship, rinse, repeat, rinse, repeat...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 16, 2017 07:30 PM (P/kVC)

54 Any sailors got some new curse words for me?
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 16, 2017 07:15 PM (ar2KI)


Learning cursive is no longer required in many puplic schools, including Ohio.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 16, 2017 07:30 PM (lIZQs)

55 You know, this story is less about guns than it is about a TN man's love for his truck.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2017 07:30 PM (Xuv2G)

56 Posted by: pookysgirl at June 16, 2017 07:15 PM (ar2KI)

I'm so sorry. You can stay with family? How can we help you?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2017 07:31 PM (qES5k)

57 I neither confirm nor deny if/when I am carrying. (If I do, you better be a cop and it better be something like a traffic stop.)

All Hail Deterrence.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 16, 2017 07:31 PM (eq0EU)

58 Unpossible. The consensus of ivory-tower crime experts is that the criminals just take the guns away from civilians, making the situation worse.

Posted by: Socratease at June 16, 2017 07:32 PM (FqHs5)

59 The damage looks bad with Perry Jet Eductors going all along the Starboard side. Tons of damage below the waterline from the small video I saw. Plus it looks like at least two fires were started on the weather decks below the Bridge Wing.

It just missed R2D2.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


Thank God!
Posted by: C3PO

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2017 07:32 PM (E9ede)

60 Are you referring to the fire that started on the USS Forrestal? Did McCain's jet start that? And he was cleared of charges?

Posted by: Mike at June 16, 2017 07:33 PM (c056A)

61 "Why do Republicans hate children?!"

Because we won't kill them in the womb?

Posted by: Republicans at June 16, 2017 07:33 PM (6hUAo)

62 >>>I only knew of the ones you hunt and eat, which is fun sport and delicious


i clean the wishbones
they're tiny

Posted by: Hill Street Blues Squad Leader at June 16, 2017 07:33 PM (eQi+Y)

63
Thank God!
Posted by: C3PO


I used to watch C3PO Sharkey.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2017 07:34 PM (IqV8l)

64 CBS Decades is showing a profile on Jayne Mansfield, to quote Seinfeld: She had some big breasts.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 16, 2017 07:34 PM (6Ll1u)

65 The Alday murders by escapees, in Georgia:
http://tinyurl.com/k3vfffl

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2017 07:34 PM (ZO497)

66 Those 2 crooks are the ones who need to believe in Jesus Christ.

Posted by: Eromero at June 16, 2017 07:34 PM (zLDYs)

67 48 What happens to the CO in an I incident like this? By ending his career do you mean forced retirement at the same rank and pay? A dishonorable discharge? Possibly jail time?

This is assuming it was his fault.
Posted by: Mike at June 16, 2017 07:28 PM (c056A)


It is his fault. By definition.

The navy has way, way more officers than it knows what to do with, so it doesn't take very much to end your career. They call it The Vertical Chop. The captain will lose his job, as will his boss and his boss's boss.

They usually let you serve out your 20 unless it was a zipper control problem, but his career is DOA. I used to work at a place where careers went to die. Every 18 months we'd get a new captain doing his damnest to rehabilitate his career and not a single one succeeded.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2017 07:34 PM (Xuv2G)

68 There's a reason they are called the Tennessee Volunteers--really.

It's an odd place--in a good way.

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinion must be guided at June 16, 2017 07:34 PM (oBuXO)

69 Here's the thing: There's no reason for his discharge to get rushed. He's been essentially unemployed since the beginning of January with his suicide attempt. The comments that they were supposedly worried about were made in late April. And now, suddenly, we're getting booted with almost no notice. Yeah, they're screwing us over, and it sucks, because Pooky has given everything to this job.

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 16, 2017 07:34 PM (ar2KI)

70 Gun toting mouth breathers kill 93 million people per year.

Posted by: Terry McAuliffe at June 16, 2017 07:35 PM (bc2Lc)

71 Am I reading that article right? Hale had his weapon on him and loaded but never drew it?


And the fugitives just lay down on the driveway and surrendered without a weapon being pointed at them?


Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 16, 2017 07:35 PM (/o9Qk)

72 Posted by: pookysgirl at June 16, 2017 07:15 PM (ar2KI)

Prayers sent, I'm so sorry.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 16, 2017 07:35 PM (Ri/rl)

73 Remember how within 24 hours everyone knew Jared lough nerd name? And the movie theater guy's name? And the V Tech guy's name? And the church guy's name?

How many people today know the name of ol Bernie-lover Bipartisan Whatsisface????

Posted by: What Are Things You Will Never Hear Bernie Sanders Say For $500 at June 16, 2017 07:35 PM (rv0Fo)

74 Posted by: Eromero at June 16, 2017 07:34 PM (zLDYs)

Yes, they do.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2017 07:35 PM (qES5k)

75 >>>>>What happens to the CO in an I incident like this? By ending his career
do you mean forced retirement at the same rank and pay? A dishonorable
discharge? Possibly jail time?



This is assuming it was his fault.
.
.
.Doesn't make a difference who was at fault.....the CO and all of his Senior Officers and Chiefs careers are over. Unless they were extremely negligent nothing legal will happen but their careers are over no matter what happened.

It's jut the way it is. I had a buddy who was an Engineering Officer on the Newport News when it hit a Japanese Merchant Ship in the Hormuz Straits. That boat got tore apart and had to transit back to the US on the surface.

He wasn't even on duty but he got relieved and sent to shore Duty in Groton to teach and got passed over for Lt. Cmdr. three times and they forced him out even though he was 1 of 25 O-3's at Sub School for three years straight on his Fitrep.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 16, 2017 07:35 PM (0pcwX)

76 Well ffs, I do believe I am related to Donnie Rowe.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2017 07:36 PM (Y9+RI)

77 I read the story, but I don't understand why the perps 'started to surrender', even though he 'did not have to draw his gun'.

Geez, the author is a terrible storyteller.....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 16, 2017 07:36 PM (8iiMU)

78 @17
Pookysgirl! Have you called anyone a putrid, pus dripping, c*nt scab yet? That's my new favorite.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 16, 2017 07:36 PM (yTnCT)

79 Tucker Carlson rushed to hospital... due to appendicitis.

In before some dumb liberal tries to link it to ObamaCare.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 16, 2017 07:36 PM (oVJmc)

80 Two guys with hold two guys with guns....

Gateway has Florida man beating down five armed robbers with a stick.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 16, 2017 07:36 PM (P/kVC)

81 >>What happens to the CO in an I incident like this? By ending his career
do you mean forced retirement at the same rank and pay? A dishonorable
discharge? Possibly jail time?



This is assuming it was his fault.

Posted by: Mike

The CO is responsible for everything that happens aboard the ship. Doesn't matter if he wasn't on the bridge when the collision happens, still his command and his fault. Usually never another ship command at the least. Probably never another promotion.

Posted by: Aviator at June 16, 2017 07:37 PM (/Nite)

82 By the way, this just goes to show the criminal element aren't exactly the brightest bulbs. I was thinking to myself, "Man, if I were them, I'd head up north. And east. Yeah, in rural areas of states like NY the people got plenty of guns but really that would be the way to go given their governments' hostility to their citizens' right to self-defense."

Instead, they go to TN, bristling with guns with a government that understands if law enforcement is buttressed by an armed citizenry, the good guys' chances of success are exponentially greater.

Here's hoping the prison guards in GA give those jokers...a little extra attention.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 16, 2017 07:38 PM (eq0EU)

83 And from the sidebar, I am legal in Texas now.

Not until September 1st.

Posted by: Beelzebub at June 16, 2017 07:38 PM (LTHVh)

84
66
Those 2 crooks are the ones who need to believe in Jesus Christ.


Posted by: Eromero at June 16, 2017 07:34 PM (zLDYs)






No need to prove it, Mr Criminal Miscreant, I believe you!

*signs clemency petition*

Posted by: Mike Huckabee at June 16, 2017 07:39 PM (LLzS4)

85 80 Two guys with hold two guys with guns....

Gateway has Florida man beating down five armed robbers with a stick.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 16, 2017 07:36 PM (P/kVC)


Make that stick a machete.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 16, 2017 07:39 PM (P/kVC)

86
@71
I'm thinking the same think, but I'm also thinking the docile behavior of the two escaped cons was a ploy to get close enough to the guy to take him down.

The getting up to get a drink of water was another test, to see how the guy would react.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 16, 2017 07:39 PM (m9X4Y)

87 Pookysgirl, I pretty much quit cussing out loud when I retired from the Navy. But I'll cuss them silently for you.

Posted by: Eromero at June 16, 2017 07:39 PM (zLDYs)

88 Wow, that's a great story. Thank God it all turned out okay for Mr. Hale and his little girl.

Pookysgirl, I'm so sorry, and I will pray hard for you this next week. I'm glad you have family coming. Keep strong for your husband and daughter, and ask God for help. You'll get through this. I'm not saying it will be easy, but you will get it done. You will.



Posted by: bluebell at June 16, 2017 07:39 PM (sBOL1)

89 Just went to a chicken place creatively named "The Chicken Place."

Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2017 07:39 PM (Sfs6o)

90 80. Huh....Based Stickman gets around.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 16, 2017 07:40 PM (TwwWO)

91 So shit, and words of that nature.

My computer up and died last week. Just stopped working entirely.

After much digging around, experimentation, and beer drinking, I've isolated the fault to the motherboard...which died in so spectacular a fashion that it took out my 8 core amd processor, and a 256 GB OCX SSD drive with it. The MOBO is still under warranty, though it's not longer in production.

The CPU, and SSD were both warranted for 3 years, and I'm SOL on those. The SSD that failed was my boot drive too...so that particularly hurts. New MOBO, new proc, (Well....used, actually, 4 core, 3.6 Ghz stock, OC to 4.1 Ghz so far, cost me 20 dollars), and reusing my still good 256 GB OCX SSD, freshly formatted, and repurposed as my new boot drive. I have two 640 GB WD drives that I'll configure as a 1.2 TB RAID 0 drive once I get all the Windows updates done.....which are taking forever.

I'll be a happy, happy man, once I can get back on my 'real' computer, and shove this laughable laptop back in it's bag.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 16, 2017 07:40 PM (SSydb)

92 Pookysgirl,

Some Portuguese for you,

Puta suja.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 16, 2017 07:40 PM (Ri/rl)

93 Just went to a chicken place creatively named "The Chicken Place."
Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2017 07:39 PM (Sfs6o)
-----------

You go to all the best places.

Posted by: bluebell at June 16, 2017 07:41 PM (sBOL1)

94 >>>>Am I reading that article right? Hale had his weapon on him and loaded but never drew it?


And the fugitives just lay down on the driveway and surrendered without a weapon being pointed at them?
.
.
.Hillbilly's...what can't they do?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 16, 2017 07:41 PM (0pcwX)

95 Don't sailors have to get drunk to cuss properly?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 16, 2017 07:41 PM (6Ll1u)

96 48 What happens to the CO in an I incident like this? By ending his career do you mean forced retirement at the same rank and pay? A dishonorable discharge? Possibly jail time?

This is assuming it was his fault.
Posted by: Mike at June 16, 2017 07:28 PM (c056A)

"Special Assistant" to PACFLEET Cruiser/Destroyer type commander at Pearl while they investigate the incident and process his request to retire.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 16, 2017 07:41 PM (/ZLfx)

97 Any sailors got some new curse words for me?



Posted by: pookysgirl at June 16, 2017 07:15 PM


Prayers for you and yours, pookysgirl. I would ask the Empress to tap into her strategic profanity reserve. I'm sure she can spare some choice phrases.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2017 07:41 PM (klu0s)

98 British parole officer tells former jihadi Islam is a religion of peace.

Jihadi replies, "No. It's a religion of war."

http://tinyurl.com/yaykym9x

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 16, 2017 07:42 PM (nILVB)

99 .Hillbilly's...what can't they do?


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 16, 2017 07:41 PM (0pcwX)

Hey y'all!!!!

Watch this!!

Posted by: Toothless Hillbilly at June 16, 2017 07:42 PM (8iiMU)

100 Gun toting mouth breathers kill 93 million people per year.

Nope. A day!

Posted by: tu3031 at June 16, 2017 07:42 PM (qJhUV)

101 Oh my gosh, did I need a story with a happy ending. I feel heartened now.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 16, 2017 07:42 PM (Rsi2C)

102 >>Don't sailors have to get drunk to cuss properly?

It's not required but it does increase the creativity.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2017 07:43 PM (/tuJf)

103 One thing in the collision incident is that US people alwaysa stay on the right side of the road, while Japanese people stay to the left (like the bloody Brits). The natural reaction in a collision situation is to veer to the right. But if the freighter in this incident veered left, then you have a potential problem.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 16, 2017 07:43 PM (lIZQs)

104 Posted by: tu3031 at June 16, 2017 07:42 PM (qJhUV)
*****
No fair! You pushed me out of the way to get 100!

Posted by: L, Elle at June 16, 2017 07:44 PM (Rsi2C)

105 In some of the NRA publications I receive (American Rifleman etc) they publish a column called the "Armed Citizen" which recounts numerous stories of citizens defending themselves against criminals. Stories the Press buries and ignores

NRA- Doing the jobs the American Press won't do.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 16, 2017 07:44 PM (ARzf8)

106 Goddamned bastard-assed sonsofbitches.

The Oedipal Pollysyllabic is always a good one.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 16, 2017 07:44 PM (TwwWO)

107 98 British parole officer tells former jihadi Islam is a religion of peace.

Jihadi replies, "No. It's a religion of war."

http://tinyurl.com/yaykym9x
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 16, 2017 07:42 PM (nILVB)


It's funny how the only people who say Islam is a religion of peace are the ones who don't actually know jack shit about it.

I can forgive GWB for calling it that because he could hardly go to war with every Muslim in the world (particularly when we were shipping supplies through Pakistan). But normal people can call a spade a spade.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2017 07:44 PM (Xuv2G)

108 Clearly, evangelical conservatives.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2017 07:44 PM (ZO497)

109 Patrick Hale and wife, Trump voters.

Bet either one of them could have capped a dozen legislators on a baseball field, before the Cap cops could even engage.

#D-hadisCan'tShootStraight

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 16, 2017 07:45 PM (gDHn1)

110 Proper cursing, is not necessarily the exact words used. It is more the tone of voice and the inflection when the words are spoken. Sometimes accompanying by launching flying objects great distance in the middle of it all.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 16, 2017 07:45 PM (m9X4Y)

111
What happens to the CO in an I incident like this? By ending his career
do you mean forced retirement at the same rank and pay? A dishonorable
discharge? Possibly jail time?



This is assuming it was his fault.

Posted by: Mike at June 16, 2017 07:28 PM (c056A)









In fact, it IS his fault, along with the rest of the ship's leadership. If they'd conducted proper and rigorous training, then the crew would never have let the collision happen.

That's the rationale, and in the military context its absolutely correct.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 16, 2017 07:45 PM (LLzS4)

112
93 Just went to a chicken place creatively named "The Chicken Place."
Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2017 07:39 PM (Sfs6o)
-----------

You go to all the best places.

Posted by: bluebell at June 16, 2017 07:41 PM (sBOL1)
-----------
There was some other stuff on the sign but it was all in the espanol. Pretty tasty! We had two pollo pita wraps, rice 'n beans, and thanks to an extravagant WeaselWoman - a side order of fried yucca.

Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2017 07:45 PM (Sfs6o)

113
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 16, 2017 07:35 PM

I first thought you were talking about CA-148.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Newport_News_(CA-14

I visited it in Subic when it pulled into port near the ship I was on. It later sailed off to Nam and suffered a major gun explosion.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2017 07:45 PM (IqV8l)

114 "We were happy to help, but please no media at this time. Thank you."

Smart. Never talk to the media. Ever.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2017 07:45 PM (M9+Yj)

115 90 80. Huh....Based Stickman gets around.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 16, 2017 07:40 PM (TwwWO)

Setting up franchises.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 16, 2017 07:46 PM (0mRoj)

116 Any sailors got some new curse words for me?
Posted by: pookysgirl


Rassa-frassa. I learned that one watching Hanna-Barbera.

Posted by: Sailor Moon at June 16, 2017 07:46 PM (vRcUp)

117 81 >>What happens to the CO in an I incident like this? By ending his career
do you mean forced retirement at the same rank and pay? A dishonorable
discharge? Possibly jail time?



This is assuming it was his fault.

Posted by: Mike

The CO is responsible for everything that happens aboard the ship. Doesn't matter if he wasn't on the bridge when the collision happens, still his command and his fault. Usually never another ship command at the least. Probably never another promotion.
Posted by: Aviator at June 16, 2017 07:37 PM (/Nite)

Yup.... we were doing an Underway replenishment 3 days before the shooting started for Desert Storm...

And... at the same time they scheduled Engineering drills...

Fire drill in engineering... idiot ensign charged a fire hose which was on the deck... Salt water into the main switchboard...

Destroyer goes dark... oh... did I mention we have electrical steering and engine control...

Ventura effect.... we hit the ship we were getting supplies from.... trashed our Sonar Dome.... which means top speed dropped to about 20 knots.... which is crap for a Destroyer...

Capt.... whose Daddy had been an Admiral? Career over... Chief Engineer? Over... Ensign? Over... they served out their tours, but were never promoted again....

Don't know what happened to the XO...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 16, 2017 07:46 PM (NgKpN)

118
Destroyer goes dark... oh... did I mention we have electrical steering and engine control...

During UNREP?

Holy shit!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2017 07:48 PM (IqV8l)

119 Good on 'em. Tell the MSM to pound sand.

Go find your own stories, electron clowns.

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at June 16, 2017 07:48 PM (GdgAM)

120 114 "We were happy to help, but please no media at this time. Thank you."

Smart. Never talk to the media. Ever.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2017 07:45 PM (M9+Yj)


My sign would have said something like "Media delenda est".

Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2017 07:49 PM (sdi6R)

121 Oh great, Dana Perino in for Tucker.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2017 07:49 PM (IqV8l)

122 109- Is it ok to go there? That was my first thought, guy must have been all hat no cattle- had surprise, firepower, and target rich enviroment and went ofer. What a loser (I mean even more than obvs)

Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 16, 2017 07:49 PM (UJJCx)

123 120 114 "We were happy to help, but please no media at this time. Thank you."

Smart. Never talk to the media. Ever.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2017 07:45 PM (M9+Yj)

My sign would have said something like "Media delenda est".
Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2017 07:49 PM (sdi6R)

Notice to all media: please FOAD. Your cooperation is appreciated.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 16, 2017 07:50 PM (0mRoj)

124 120 114 "We were happy to help, but please no media at this time. Thank you."

Smart. Never talk to the media. Ever.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2017 07:45 PM (M9+Yj)

My sign would have said something like "Media delenda est".
Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2017 07:49 PM (sdi6R)


They'd be too stupid to figure out what it meant.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2017 07:50 PM (Xuv2G)

125 The purple martins are skimming the lake and tunneling through the docked pontoon boats at full speed. It's either for fun or the shady wet is a good spot for mosquitoes.

Fun? Or is it just goin' to work?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 16, 2017 07:50 PM (gDHn1)

126 Hey everybody.

Ace, any chance we could get a Friday afternoon movie thread? This place needs a little levity.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2017 07:50 PM (eMKNe)

127 Just went to a chicken place creatively named "The Chicken Place."
Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2017 07:39 PM (Sfs6o)



I'm surprised they let a weasel in.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 16, 2017 07:51 PM (Mouru)

128 Yeah, Peggy Noonan says we all need to cool off.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2017 07:51 PM (IqV8l)

129 Everybody making all these lists ...

... but I never get picked.

#Sadz

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 16, 2017 07:51 PM (fiGNd)

130 Sorry about your troubles, Pookysgirl. Prayers you and your family get through this with as little stress as possible.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2017 07:51 PM (M9+Yj)

131 126 Hey everybody.

Ace, any chance we could get a Friday afternoon movie thread? This place needs a little levity.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2017 07:50 PM (eMKNe)

Levity? We're chock full of levity, you jagoff.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 16, 2017 07:51 PM (0mRoj)

132 >>>8 What happens to the CO in an I incident like this? By ending his
career do you mean forced retirement at the same rank and pay? A
dishonorable discharge? Possibly jail time?



This is assuming it was his fault.

Posted by: Mike at June 16, 2017 07:28 PM (c056A)



"Special Assistant" to PACFLEET Cruiser/Destroyer type commander at
Pearl while they investigate the incident and process his request to
retire.
.
.
.
.Actually this CO will go and sit at a desk in COMNAVFOR Japan until his 20 years are up to retire. My Wife used to work for the Jag there as a Chief Legalman.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 16, 2017 07:51 PM (0pcwX)

133 120:
Media are plural in Latin - and in English, come to think of it: one medium of communication, two media of communications. So the Latin you want is 'Media delenda sunt'. ('delenda' happens to have the same ending in the feminine singular - like Karthago - and the neuter plural, but you have to turn the 'is' into an 'are'.)
Yes, I'm a Latin teacher, and a boring pedant.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at June 16, 2017 07:52 PM (iUcRI)

134 The only reason women need to carry is because of men. Get rid of men, and there's no need. Likewise, these criminals were white. Get rid of whites and again there's no need to carry a gun. Same thing with heterosexuals and their antigay violence.

Posted by: Evergreen SJW at June 16, 2017 07:52 PM (vRcUp)

135 Insomniac oh well thanks for clearing that up!! [/yuge eyeroll] ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2017 07:52 PM (eMKNe)

136 126 Hey everybody.

Ace, any chance we could get a Friday afternoon movie thread? This place needs a little levity.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2017 07:50 PM (eMKNe)


I'm always amazed at the number of media and political people who read this blog. But there's one person who hardly ever reads it...

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2017 07:52 PM (Xuv2G)

137 Media delenda est

"sunt"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 16, 2017 07:52 PM (6FqZa)

138 123
Notice to all media: please FOAD. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 16, 2017 07:50 PM (0mRoj)


Ooh, I like that better.

Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2017 07:52 PM (sdi6R)

139 Just shoot the shotgun through the door!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 16, 2017 07:52 PM (bc2Lc)

140 128 Yeah, Peggy Noonan says we all need to cool off.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2017 07:51 PM (IqV8l)

Fuck her right in the ear. We aren't the ones out in force beating up political opposition and trying to kill their congressional representatives.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 16, 2017 07:52 PM (0mRoj)

141 These citizens then shot themselves, right?!

That's what the Left tells us - that law-abiding, legal gun owners are more likely to shoot themselves than have the opportunity to use their guns in self-defense.


Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2017 07:53 PM (NOIQH)

142 aaaand Dr. Weevil beat me to it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 16, 2017 07:53 PM (6FqZa)

143 Peggy Noonan can always be counted on for wise counsel in times of strife.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 16, 2017 07:53 PM (Mouru)

144

That's what the Left tells us - that law-abiding, legal gun owners are more likely to shoot themselves than have the opportunity to use their guns in self-defense.



I was told the criminals would take the gun away and shoot you.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 16, 2017 07:53 PM (oVJmc)

145 do you mean forced retirement at the same rank and pay? A dishonorable
discharge? Possibly jail time?
This is assuming it was his fault.

Posted by: Mike at June 16, 2017 07:28 PM (c056A)



Look for military officers to start taking out insurance against bad karma, much like doctors and lawyers, etc.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 16, 2017 07:54 PM (lIZQs)

146 British parole officer tells former jihadi Islam is a religion of peace.

Jihadi replies, "No. It's a religion of war."

http://tinyurl.com/yaykym9x
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 16, 2017 07:42 PM (nILVB)



Well at least someone is honest about it. Unfortunately, Brexit aside, the Limeys seem content on national suicide

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 16, 2017 07:54 PM (auHtY)

147 144

That's what the Left tells us - that law-abiding, legal gun owners are more likely to shoot themselves than have the opportunity to use their guns in self-defense.



I was told the criminals would take the gun away and shoot you.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 16, 2017 07:53 PM (oVJmc)


I can guarantee you that's one thing that will never, ever happen to me.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2017 07:55 PM (Xuv2G)

148 So "Media delenda sunt" is correct? I may as well get it right, since I suspect it's a phrase I will be using copiously in the days and years to come.

Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2017 07:55 PM (sdi6R)

149 qdpsteve @ 126:

Ace, any chance we could get a Friday afternoon movie thread? This place needs a little levity.
________

When you come right down to it, "Legally Blonde" and "Rocky IV" are Bible stories.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 16, 2017 07:55 PM (zkGZ8)

150 >>Yeah, Peggy Noonan says we all need to cool off.


And as a giant FU to these "conservative" voice Trump said he wanted to have #BLM's ideological source, JoaAnne Chesimard/Assata Shakur, extradited from Cuba.

Let's see if #BLM cools off. Heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2017 07:55 PM (NOIQH)

151 I received an email from President Trump today. I've sent probably 6 or 7 emails to him since he January, and although it was worded generally, it has his actual signature at the bottom.

Made me happy

Posted by: booknlass at June 16, 2017 07:55 PM (v7o4i)

152
Yeah, Peggy Noonan says we all need to cool off.

Her and Glenn Beck can go horsefuck.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 16, 2017 07:56 PM (uBa68)

153
I'm surprised they let a weasel in.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 16, 2017 07:51 PM (Mouru)

^^There's the levity. Well done!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2017 07:56 PM (qES5k)

154 qdpsteve, How about some cartoons? Wile E Coyote and the Road Runner.

Beep Beep.

Posted by: ALH at June 16, 2017 07:56 PM (fvQp7)

155 151 I received an email from President Trump today. I've sent probably 6 or 7 emails to him since he January, and although it was worded generally, it has his actual signature at the bottom.

Made me happy
Posted by: booknlass at June 16, 2017 07:55 PM (v7o4i)


You'd be happier if he tweeted you.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2017 07:57 PM (Xuv2G)

156 150:
I hope Trump pronounces Joanne Chesimard's pseudo-Muslim name like 'Asshat-uh'.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at June 16, 2017 07:57 PM (iUcRI)

157 ALH, sounds good. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2017 07:57 PM (eMKNe)

158 Also, I know Ace is using "assassin" in the ignoble, filthy, dirty, beneath contempt, dishonorable sense that it has had historically, but you know, kids today with their vidia games...might I suggest "pathetic loser?"

Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 16, 2017 07:57 PM (UJJCx)

159 Posted by: booknlass at June 16, 2017 07:55 PM (v7o4i)

Congratulations; I'll have to up my number. I've only sent about five.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2017 07:57 PM (qES5k)

160 135 Insomniac oh well thanks for clearing that up!! [/yuge eyeroll] ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2017 07:52 PM (eMKNe)

You can always count on me to lighten the mood.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 16, 2017 07:57 PM (0mRoj)

161 Media are plural in Latin - and in English, come to think of it: one medium of communication, two media of communications. So the Latin you want is 'Media delenda sunt'. ('delenda' happens to have the same ending in the feminine singular - like Karthago - and the neuter plural, but you have to turn the 'is' into an 'are'.)
Yes, I'm a Latin teacher, and a boring pedant.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at June 16, 2017 07:52 PM (iUcRI)



People called Romanes they go the house

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 16, 2017 07:57 PM (auHtY)

162 Pssst, guys. Just say you converted to Islam. You'll be back on the street in no time.

Posted by: Lynne Stewart at June 16, 2017 07:58 PM (vRcUp)

163 The CO is responsible for everything that
happens aboard the ship. Doesn't matter if he wasn't on the bridge when
the collision happens, still his command and his fault. Usually never
another ship command at the least. Probably never another promotion.


Posted by: Aviator at June 16, 2017 07:37 PM (/Nite)

-------------------------------
I had a Battalion Commander who took an action, against my advice, and was written up by the Brigade commander for the consequences of his action. He blamed me even though I had advised against it. He wrote a less than glowing ORE on me, so I quit. I was a Captain on orders to the Advanced Course and had support in the Pentagon but the dye was cast. Doesn't take much to fuck a military career.
I now just tell people that I quit because I wanted ton grow my hair long and join the sexual revolution.

Posted by: Javems at June 16, 2017 07:58 PM (yOqwj)

164 Hah. Funny facebook vid. Shows many small rockets being launched, all flying off together.

Caption: "Fuck everything in that general direction."

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 16, 2017 07:58 PM (3myMJ)

165 Update 117 of 122 nearly complete!

Go vista. Yay.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 16, 2017 07:58 PM (SSydb)

166 Media are plural in Latin - and in English, come to
think of it: one medium of communication, two media of communications.
So the Latin you want is 'Media delenda sunt'. ('delenda' happens to
have the same ending in the feminine singular - like Karthago - and the
neuter plural, but you have to turn the 'is' into an 'are'.)


Yes, I'm a Latin teacher, and a boring pedant.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at June 16, 2017 07:52 PM (iUcRI)

And I love that about you!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 16, 2017 07:58 PM (Id9+8)

167 I'm not sure what is so special about this. Why, hardly a week goes by that I don't hear about this very thing happening in diverse places like Baltimore and Chicago.

Posted by: North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Tennessee, and All the Other Southern States at June 16, 2017 07:58 PM (rF9rk)

168 Destroyer goes dark... oh... did I mention we have electrical steering and engine control...

During UNREP?

Holy shit!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2017 07:48 PM (IqV8l)

Yes..... lets just say the USS Kansas City was not real happy with us....

Emergency breakaway fouled too.... one cable wouldn't release, even AFTER we hit her...

We spent most of Desert Storm, and a ship where we'd run emergency power cables all over the damn ship.... Chief Eng had not split the switchboards....

Whole thing was a debacle....



Posted by: Don Q. at June 16, 2017 07:59 PM (NgKpN)

169 127 Just went to a chicken place creatively named "The Chicken Place."
Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2017 07:39 PM (Sfs6o)


I'm surprised they let a weasel in.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 16, 2017 07:51 PM (Mouru)
---------
They probably didn't even notice. Roasted pollo selling at a brisk pace and a soccer game on the big TV where they call out your order number. Classy joint.

Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2017 07:59 PM (Sfs6o)

170 great, Dana Perino in for Tucker.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2017 07:49 PM (IqV8l)


Odd choice.

But to be fair, she is childless and its Father's Day weekend. Jasper is a dog as y'all may have heard.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 16, 2017 07:59 PM (2qHjF)

171 the Limeys seem content on national suicide
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Here's a link to a very good article in Crisis Magazine,

called "Why the Odds Favor Islam" by William Kilpatrick,
but it's not uplifting.

https://tinyurl.com/y8vepd9r

Posted by: booknlass at June 16, 2017 07:59 PM (v7o4i)

172 People called Romanes they go the house
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 16, 2017 07:57 PM (auHtY)


I thought my Latin teacher gave himself a hernia watching that scene.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2017 07:59 PM (Xuv2G)

173 Sticky, LOL.

I was right in the middle of some intense deadline work when my copy of Office365 *suddenly* decided it had to install an important update, right then and there. Aaarrgghh!!

And then when it finally was operable 10 minutes later, (a) the spellcheck function was all changed/different and (b) I had to restart all the other programs running. Thanks guys!!! :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2017 08:00 PM (eMKNe)

174 Ha. It's comical how well that sock ended up working.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here and Since He Forgot His Tablet So I Let Him Use My Note at June 16, 2017 08:00 PM (rF9rk)

175 That was this morning, btw.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2017 08:00 PM (eMKNe)

176 We watched their press conference this afternoon.

"If this doesn't make you believe in God, nothing will."

Posted by: ALH at June 16, 2017 08:00 PM (fvQp7)

177 I was told the criminals would take the gun away and shoot you.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 16, 2017 07:53 PM (oVJmc)

I can guarantee you that's one thing that will never, ever happen to me.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2017 07:55 PM (Xuv2G)

You're just a cirrhotic internal organ. How would you even have a gun to be taken away in the first place?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 16, 2017 08:00 PM (0mRoj)

178 Kid the younger is going thru her 2nd degree black belt test right now. 2 day all night thing

Posted by: @votermom's phone at June 16, 2017 08:01 PM (N8FxX)

179 So the useless cunts that are the GOP slapped new sanctions on Russia for interfering with the 2016 election essentially agreeing with the Donk narrative the Trump is illigitamte.


I'd say it's unbeleivable but it's entirely in keeping with this illigitimate politcal party.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 16, 2017 08:01 PM (9A6UB)

180 Doesn't take much to fuck a military career.
I now just tell people that I quit because I wanted ton grow my hair long and join the sexual revolution.
Posted by: Javems at June 16, 2017 07:58 PM (yOqwj)

LOL... yup.... the last 10 years I was in I KNEW I was non promotable...

Made the mistake of telling the truth about my opinion of putting women on combatant vessels when they asked me...

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q. at June 16, 2017 08:01 PM (NgKpN)

181

Why are supermarkets so fcking stupid?

They order the same amount of everything instead of ordering more of the popular flavors and less of the crap people don't buy.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 16, 2017 08:01 PM (uBa68)

182 Peggy Noonan can always be counted on for wise counsel in times of strife.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 16, 2017 07:53 PM (Mouru)


Peggy Noonan can be counted on to be loftily wrong all the time.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2017 08:01 PM (M9+Yj)

183 165 Update 117 of 122 nearly complete!

Go vista. Yay.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 16, 2017 07:58 PM (SSydb)


*looks at calendar*

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2017 08:02 PM (Xuv2G)

184 The right needs to cool off?
I think they mean to room temperature...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 16, 2017 08:02 PM (hVdx9)

185
I now just tell people that I quit because I wanted ton grow my hair long and join the sexual revolution.
Posted by: Javems at June 16, 2017 07:58 PM (yOqwj)

My father in law thinks he wasn't promoted to admiral because he got a divorce and he also didn't want to be stationed at the pentagon.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 16, 2017 08:02 PM (Ri/rl)

186 ALH @ 154:

How about some cartoons?
________

Germane to the thread, let's start with Slow Poke Rodriguez.

http://tinyurl.com/oodzsvn

Posted by: FireHorse at June 16, 2017 08:02 PM (zkGZ8)

187 If the radical hate filled Left does not learn to fear, then the only cooling off that will happen is when bodies reach room temperature due to being murdered.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2017 08:02 PM (HJxY1)

188 Soothsayer, don't get me started.

Around here in SoCal, it's as if some store managers have religious objections to ever restocking anything.

I pretty much won't go to my nearest Ralphs anymore, because the last *two* times I needed hamburger meat-- hamburger meat!!!-- they were completely out. FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2017 08:03 PM (eMKNe)

189 Yeah, Peggy Noonan says we all need to cool off.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2017 07:51 PM (IqV8l)

Always punching Right, even when it's based on a complete lie.

Fuck these traitors. Literally George Soros during WWII or traitors fingering people for death in USSR or Maoist China.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 16, 2017 08:03 PM (2qHjF)

190 177 I was told the criminals would take the gun away and shoot you.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 16, 2017 07:53 PM (oVJmc)

I can guarantee you that's one thing that will never, ever happen to me.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2017 07:55 PM (Xuv2G)

You're just a cirrhotic internal organ. How would you even have a gun to be taken away in the first place?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 16, 2017 08:00 PM (0mRoj)


My nodules have achieved sentience. And superhuman strength.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2017 08:03 PM (Xuv2G)

191 be happier if he tweeted you.
Posted by: Ace's liver

I'm tweetless

Congratulations; I'll have to up my number. I've only sent about five.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Thank you! yep, I bet it has to do with just being over 5. . . .

Posted by: booknlass at June 16, 2017 08:03 PM (v7o4i)

192 it would have been a shame if the two murderers had tried to break in that house and both ended up dead, with their last seconds realizing some Americans can defend themselves. Real shame if that happened and saved the state a couple million on dealing with these scum and their lawyers and bleeding heart liberals.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 16, 2017 08:03 PM (O8hcu)

193 Made the mistake of telling the truth about my opinion of putting women on combatant vessels when they asked me...

/facepalm
Posted by: Don Q. at June 16, 2017 08:01 PM (NgKpN)

My FIL hates girls on vessels, or as pilots. I'm quoting him here. I don't want a girl as a wingman.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 16, 2017 08:04 PM (Ri/rl)

194 Does anyone else think Whole Foods purchase by Amazon seems not smart?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 16, 2017 08:04 PM (PUmDY)

195 The purple martins are skimming the lake and tunneling through the docked pontoon boats at full speed. It's either for fun or the shady wet is a good spot for mosquitoes.

Fun? Or is it just goin' to work?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 16, 2017 07:50 PM (gDHn1)



The swallow family that has made my front porch home (same nest) for 15 years hasn't returned yet.
They'll be here in two weeks.

Posted by: gNewt at June 16, 2017 08:04 PM (Si9ix)

196
Smart for Whole Foods' owner, that's for sure.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 16, 2017 08:05 PM (uBa68)

197 Sailors used to think that a woman on a ship was bad luck.

Posted by: ALH at June 16, 2017 08:05 PM (fvQp7)

198 Cosmic Charlie, are you kidding? The WF purch by Amazon will be great.

"Thanks for placing your orders for tonight's dinner party with us. Your food will arrive at your house in 3 days." :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2017 08:05 PM (eMKNe)

199 Posted by: booknlass at June 16, 2017 08:03 PM (v7o4i)

Although at this point, I;d be glad if President Trump would be willing to send me a couple of thousand dollars along with his signature. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2017 08:06 PM (qES5k)

200 Doc Weevil.can be counted on to lend some class while the rest of The Horde is scratching its armpits and belching.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2017 08:06 PM (M9+Yj)

201 My FIL hates girls on vessels, or as pilots. I'm quoting him here. I don't want a girl as a wingman.
Posted by: CaliGirl


When I cruise the dyke bars, Huma is my wingman.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 16, 2017 08:07 PM (vRcUp)

202 and belching.


If we're lucky.

Posted by: Beelzebub at June 16, 2017 08:07 PM (LTHVh)

203 You guys are right btw, there's plenty of levittness here.

Plus by my count, at least three of the Horde right now are wearing Levis...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2017 08:07 PM (eMKNe)

204 I hope Tucker is o.k. I had an appendicitis. Painful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2017 08:07 PM (qES5k)

205 well, having a woman on a ship during the time of rum, sodomy, and the lash, was bad luck. during the time of sodomy it still is. however, having a winsome woman in a bikini on a ship which is docked, at cocktail hour is ok.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2017 08:07 PM (0wem/)

206
Well, a Trump is finally on a magazine cover.

Us magazine has Ivanka on the cover for her interview: "How I Differ From My Father"

Of course.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 16, 2017 08:08 PM (uBa68)

207 Oh-Em-Gee.

Back on my real computer! Still on Vista, until all it's near infinite updates are complete, then it will be another round of driver updates, and then Win10 for ultimate in stabbing-myself-in-the-eyes-with-a-frozen-goat-penis experience.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 16, 2017 08:08 PM (SSydb)

208 The CO is responsible for everything that happens aboard the ship. Doesn't matter if he wasn't on the bridge when the collision happens, still his command and his fault.
Posted by: Aviator at June 16, 2017 07:37 PM (/Nite)



Pretty stark contrast with the treatment of our dusky ex-President, isn't it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2017 08:08 PM (SRKgf)

209 Lets get some grooves going

https://youtu.be/GSqgaSO8DbE

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2017 08:08 PM (HJxY1)

210 The purple martins are skimming the lake and
tunneling through the docked pontoon boats at full speed. It's either
for fun or the shady wet is a good spot for mosquitoes.



Fun? Or is it just goin' to work?



Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 16, 2017 07:50 PM (gDHn1)



****

Purple Martins.
1) They are not purple
2) How do they know all of their names are Martin

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 16, 2017 08:08 PM (hVdx9)

211 So these pukes have no time to pass bills that will help the President but have the will to pass bills that harm him and tie his hands.

Assholes!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at June 16, 2017 08:08 PM (9A6UB)

212 Made the mistake of telling the truth about my opinion of putting women on combatant vessels when they asked me...

/facepalm
Posted by: Don Q. at June 16, 2017 08:01 PM (NgKpN)


Democrats seem to view the military as a petri dish for their pet social theories.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2017 08:08 PM (Xuv2G)

213 >>> The swallow family that has made my front porch home (same nest) for 15 years hasn't returned yet.
They'll be here in two weeks.

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Pixy swallows at June 16, 2017 08:08 PM (jw2Xw)

214 198, Bezos must need a loss.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 16, 2017 08:08 PM (PUmDY)

215 Peggy Noonan is the chic that just wants us to all get along.

Telling Peggy Noonan to Blow It Out Her Cunt Ass is on my bucket list.

She is the problem.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 16, 2017 08:08 PM (fiGNd)

216 a cool couple thousand would be helpful as all get OUT

we can dream, Fenelon.

Posted by: booknlass at June 16, 2017 08:08 PM (v7o4i)

217 My father in law thinks he wasn't promoted to
admiral because he got a divorce and he also didn't want to be stationed
at the pentagon.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 16, 2017 08:02 PM (Ri/rl)

\----------------------------
He is probably correct. I was in the middle of a divorce at the time as well.
The Army figured (at the time, 1973) that if you can't control your family you can't control a unit.

Posted by: Javems at June 16, 2017 08:09 PM (yOqwj)

218 My FIL hates girls on vessels, or as pilots. I'm quoting him here. I don't want a girl as a wingman.
Posted by: CaliGirl



hey.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2017 08:09 PM (0wem/)

219 Does anyone else think Whole Foods purchase by Amazon seems not smart?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 16, 2017 08:04 PM (PUmDY)



Order online, drive to the store and they load your vehicle with the selected items. It will be the norm.

It'll be good for the old folks they'll be able to do their laps around the store perimeter without shoppers getting in the way.

Posted by: gNewt at June 16, 2017 08:09 PM (Si9ix)

220 I'm in the hospital too! Gerbil extraction.

Posted by: Shep Smith at June 16, 2017 08:09 PM (bc2Lc)

221 "Thanks for placing your orders for tonight's dinner party with us. Your food will arrive at your house in 3 days." :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2017 08:05 PM (eMKNe)

After having been packed by some poor soul who worked his butt off trying to pack 235 dinners in an hour.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2017 08:09 PM (qES5k)

222 Pretty stark contrast with the treatment of our dusky ex-President, isn't it?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2017 08:08 PM (SRKgf)


Awww, you can't be too hard on a guy who reads about stuff in the newspaper, same as you.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2017 08:09 PM (Xuv2G)

223
The damage looks bad with Perry Jet Eductors going all along the Starboard side. Tons of damage below the waterline from the small video I saw. Plus it looks like at least two fires were started on the weather decks below the Bridge Wing.

It just missed R2D2.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 16, 2017 07:24 PM (0pcwX)


That's the same spot the PORTER got hit a few years ago.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 16, 2017 08:10 PM (17QyB)

224 Fenelon, LOL.

My favorite is the guy who very carefully places your eggs in the bag, then tosses in the 35-count pack of Nestle PureLife waters.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2017 08:10 PM (eMKNe)

225 You guys are right btw, there's plenty of levittness here.



Plus by my count, at least three of the Horde right now are wearing Levis...

Posted by: qdpsteve
*****

(Places sock over web cam)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 16, 2017 08:11 PM (hVdx9)

226 Hey Tilikum, nice legs!!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2017 08:11 PM (eMKNe)

227 if you have never ordered groceries from a delivery service you should know, you do not want to do it. Well, if you have high standards you do not want to do it.


When you are picking out fruit, vegetables, meat, you want to select the items you want personally. when you order them you get what some schlub has picked out for you and he does not care if it is bruised or otherwise subprime.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2017 08:12 PM (0wem/)

228 My father in law thinks he wasn't promoted to
admiral because he got a divorce and he also didn't want to be stationed
at the pentagon.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 16, 2017 08:02 PM (Ri/rl)


You have to be willing to go to the Pentagon at some point if you want to make the rank of Colonel (or equivalent). Very rare to see exceptions during peacetime.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2017 08:12 PM (Xuv2G)

229 I'm in the hospital too! Gerbil extraction.

Posted by: Shep Smith
****

The gerbil went in last.
Good luck with the guinea pig.

Posted by: Richard Gere at June 16, 2017 08:12 PM (hVdx9)

230 Peggy Noonan is the chic that just wants us to all get along.

Telling Peggy Noonan to Blow It Out Her Cunt Ass is on my bucket list.

She is the problem.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 16, 2017 08:08 PM (fiGNd)

Exactly, people like her (GOP and NeverTrumpers) are giving Aid and Comfort to the enemy. They are justifying the violence the Marxists are engaging in by falsely accusing the Right of acting violently.

Fuck them

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 16, 2017 08:12 PM (2qHjF)

231 Does anyone else think Whole Foods purchase by Amazon seems not smart?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 16, 2017 08:04 PM (PUmDY)


I'm hoping it's the beginning of Bezos' end.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 16, 2017 08:13 PM (auHtY)

232 Cosmic Charlie @ 194:

Does anyone else think Whole Foods purchase by Amazon seems not smart?
________

Everything Bezos does is smart. For Bezos, I mean. Shareholders would be well advised to gird their loins.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 16, 2017 08:13 PM (zkGZ8)

233 Hey Tilikum, nice legs!!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve
****

Thanks I just sha.....CUT THAT OUT!

Posted by: Richard Gere at June 16, 2017 08:13 PM (hVdx9)

234 Captain to OOD, "Did you even turn the radar on?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2017 08:14 PM (HJxY1)

235 Hey Tilikum, nice legs!!! ;-)



Posted by: qdpsteve
****

Thanks I just sha.....CUT THAT OUT!


Posted by: Richard Gere
****

Sock fail.
Been a rough day

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 16, 2017 08:14 PM (hVdx9)

236 Hoo hoo hoo wah hah hah hah

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2017 08:14 PM (eMKNe)

237 Does anyone else think Whole Foods purchase by Amazon seems not smart?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 16, 2017 08:04 PM (PUmDY)


Order online, drive to the store and they load your vehicle with the selected items. It will be the norm.

It'll be good for the old folks they'll be able to do their laps around the store perimeter without shoppers getting in the way.

Posted by: gNewt at June 16, 2017 08:09 PM (Si9ix)

Whole Foods isn't exactly a low cost provider though. Will that many people be willing to pay premium prices plus delivery? I don't see it.

Posted by: Country Boy at June 16, 2017 08:14 PM (Jcg9Q)

238 158 Also, I know Ace is using "assassin" in the ignoble, filthy, dirty, beneath contempt, dishonorable sense that it has had historically, but you know, kids today with their vidia games...might I suggest "pathetic loser?"
Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 16, 2017 07:57 PM (UJJCx)


Keep calling him the assassin.

The left gets a pass if he is described as "crazy" or a "loser" because then it isn't a political thing, it's something else.

He was an assassin.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac asks Who Hungry? at June 16, 2017 08:15 PM (1JnAL)

239 You have to be willing to go to the Pentagon at some point if you want to make the rank of Colonel (or equivalent). Very rare to see exceptions during peacetime.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June



My dad made Colonel without going to the pentagon, however, technically speaking, Dad is the shit.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2017 08:15 PM (0wem/)

240 TheQuietMan @231:

I'm hoping it's the beginning of Bezos' end.
________

That'd be nice.

(Did you know that Amazon is in the loan business?)

Posted by: FireHorse at June 16, 2017 08:15 PM (zkGZ8)

241 230 Peggy Noonan is the chic that just wants us to all get along.

Telling Peggy Noonan to Blow It Out Her Cunt Ass is on my bucket list.

She is the problem.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 16, 2017 08:08 PM (fiGNd)

Exactly, people like her (GOP and NeverTrumpers) are giving Aid and Comfort to the enemy. They are justifying the violence the Marxists are engaging in by falsely accusing the Right of acting violently.

Fuck them
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 16, 2017 08:12 PM (2qHjF)


I lost all respect for Noonan after the "off mic" remarks she made about Palin at the 2008 Republican convention. That's when I realized she's playing a part but is really on the other team.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 16, 2017 08:15 PM (Xuv2G)

242 >>Pretty stark contrast with the treatment of our dusky ex-President, isn't it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Yeah the CO doesn't have the luxury of finding out about shit in the newspaper.

Posted by: Aviator at June 16, 2017 08:15 PM (/Nite)

243 I donated all my jeans to the Goodwill. No mas.

Leggings or Yoga pants in the winter, skirts or dresses in the summer.

And after the dishes are done, time to get into pj's.

Jeans are uncomfortable.

Posted by: ALH at June 16, 2017 08:15 PM (fvQp7)

244 New one!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 16, 2017 08:15 PM (yTnCT)

245 Well even if it is a disaster the deal is only 13 odd billion, nothing to amzn.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2017 08:16 PM (0wem/)

246 I hope Bezos fills a ship up with democrats on Mars, they will all die.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 16, 2017 08:16 PM (6Ll1u)

247 My dad made Colonel without going to the pentagon, however, technically speaking, Dad is the shit.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2017 08:15 PM (0wem/)



So did mine. He was passed over for general, however, which he attributed to his being a mustang.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2017 08:17 PM (SRKgf)

248 Does anyone else think Whole Foods purchase by Amazon seems not smart?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 16, 2017 08:04 PM (PUmDY)


I'm hoping it's the beginning of Bezos' end.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 16, 2017 08:13 PM (auHtY)

It made me think of the AOL/Time Warner merger and what a disaster that was/is.

Posted by: Country Boy at June 16, 2017 08:17 PM (Jcg9Q)

249 Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 16, 2017 08:10 PM (17QyB)

But this is more extensive. The EW array is completely missing and the SPY array is extensively damaged. That's the CO's cabin opened up like a can of tuna.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 16, 2017 08:17 PM (17QyB)

250 Yeah the CO doesn't have the luxury of finding out about shit in the newspaper.
Posted by: Aviator at June 16, 2017 08:15 PM (/Nite)



Or if he does, among the shit he'll find out about their is his relief.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2017 08:17 PM (SRKgf)

251 Trump is the greatest danger to the rice bowls, the apple cart, the gravy train, that Washington DC has ever experienced.

It's no wonder the ruling class is fighting him tooth and nail.

Posted by: davidt at June 16, 2017 08:17 PM (XoldI)

252 Ouch, Mega Millions and Powerball are threatening to stop selling lottery tickets in Illinois unless the budget impasse if resolved.

Well that just might truly sink the financial shipwreck called Illinois. Since the government has problems paying the winners of the state lottery.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2017 08:18 PM (HJxY1)

253 Anna, LOL.

"Congrats on winning the Illinois State Lotto! You'll get $1 a year for the next 25 million years."

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2017 08:19 PM (eMKNe)

254 224
My favorite is the guy who very carefully places your eggs in the bag, then tosses in the 35-count pack of Nestle PureLife waters.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2017 08:10 PM (eMKNe)


I always use the self-checkout line at the supermarket.

Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2017 08:19 PM (sdi6R)

255 Ouch, Mega Millions and Powerball are threatening to stop selling lottery tickets in Illinois unless the budget impasse if resolved.

Well that just might truly sink the financial shipwreck called Illinois. Since the government has problems paying the winners of the state lottery.



I fail to see the problem here. Is Illinois running out of other people's money, or something?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 16, 2017 08:20 PM (SSydb)

256
"7 Sailors missing after this collision Fox is reporting"

They might be hiding in the engine room.

Posted by: JAS at June 16, 2017 08:20 PM (EX4Wr)

257 "Congrats on winning the Illinois State Lotto! You'll get $1 a year for the next 25 million years."
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2017 08:19 PM (eMKNe)



Issue IOUs. It's the California way!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2017 08:20 PM (SRKgf)

258
They order the same amount of everything instead of ordering more of the popular flavors and less of the crap people don't buy.

Posted by: Soothsayer --


Yep, just got back from the store. Making strawberry shortcake for Dad on Sunday. No shortcake in the produce section of bakery section. Had hell of a time finding a pound cake mix. Over have the mixes are gluten free crap. I know some people need that stuff, but really, over half?

Posted by: Infidel at June 16, 2017 08:21 PM (gDoff)

259 I fail to see the problem here. Is Illinois running out of other people's money, or something?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 16, 2017 08:20 PM (SSydb)



I heard that Powerball or Mega Millions thinks that Illinois will be able to pay its part of any payout

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 16, 2017 08:21 PM (auHtY)

260 Issue IOUs. It's the California way!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2017 08:20 PM (SRKgf)

They have been.

Posted by: Country Boy at June 16, 2017 08:22 PM (Jcg9Q)

261 OT
Reading the Daily Mail about the tower fire. About a quarter of the piece detailed the lavish lifestyle of the contractor who installed the exterior insulation, pictures of his house, Aston Martin cars, vacation, etc. Barely a day after the fire and the villain is all picked out. Gotta get the class hate going strong.

And that shitstain Corbyn wants to 'requisition' local unoccupied rich folks homes to house the victims. I'm certain that he doesn't give a shit about them, rather he's splooging at the thought of stealing houses from the 'rich'.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at June 16, 2017 08:22 PM (RQP0C)

262 Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac asks Who Hungry? at June 16, 2017 08:15 PM (1JnAL)
**********************************

I was thinking just this afternoon, where has that Puffy Scamper been?

Posted by: gNewt at June 16, 2017 08:22 PM (Si9ix)

263 gah, over half and other typos'.

Posted by: Infidel at June 16, 2017 08:23 PM (gDoff)

264 rickl, I do too when I can. Unfortunately a number of stores near me have done away with the self-checkout lanes. One replaced them with "express" lanes that are almost never staffed, grrrr.

And here in SoCal, the self-checkout lanes have no bags available, so you have to have remembered to bring your own or stand in line again behind the person going through all 36 of her EBT cards to see which one still has some funds available on it. Triple grrrrr.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2017 08:23 PM (eMKNe)

265 In the old Navy, when a ship collided with another ship or went aground, both Captain and Navigator get court-marshalled.

In the new Navy, they will give filatio.


Posted by: JAS at June 16, 2017 08:24 PM (EX4Wr)

266
Pookysgirl, still here?

What is Pooky's AFSC? Is it marketable in the civilian world?

Good luck and prayers...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at June 16, 2017 08:25 PM (4DCSq)

267 When living in Cali, always plan your taxes so that you owe them no more than a few hundred bucks.


Posted by: JAS at June 16, 2017 08:25 PM (EX4Wr)

268 Yvan eht nioj!

Posted by: evetspdq at June 16, 2017 08:25 PM (eMKNe)

269 Whole Foods! Yummy!

Posted by: WaPo at June 16, 2017 08:25 PM (vRcUp)

270 Whaddaya mean I can't eat my entire Butterball turkey right here? The place is called WHOLE Foods, isn't it?!?

Posted by: Michael Moore at June 16, 2017 08:27 PM (eMKNe)

271 Well, what do you know. Another seven updates to install. Still in Vista 64 Ultimate, Service Pack 1.

Brb...I hope.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 16, 2017 08:28 PM (SSydb)

272 So the Chicoms hacked the nav system?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 16, 2017 08:29 PM (xfFch)

273 Yvan eht nioj!

Posted by: evetspdq
****

I had to stand on my head to read your post.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 16, 2017 08:30 PM (hVdx9)

274
It made me think of the AOL/Time Warner merger and what a disaster that was/is.

Verizon buys Yahoo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2017 08:31 PM (IqV8l)

275
Whole Foods isn't exactly a low cost provider
though. Will that many people be willing to pay premium prices plus
delivery? I don't see it.

Posted by: Country Boy at June 16, 2017 08:14 PM (Jcg9Q)








The thing is, one of the big appeals of Whole Foods is that you're SEEN shopping at Whole Foods.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 16, 2017 08:31 PM (LLzS4)

276 Whaddaya mean I can't eat my entire Butterball turkey right here? The place is called WHOLE Foods, isn't it?!?

Posted by: Michael Moore
****

Ummm sir, it's still frozen.

Posted by: Disgusted Whole Foods Employee at June 16, 2017 08:31 PM (hVdx9)

277 Trump is the greatest danger to the rice bowls, the apple cart, the gravy train, that Washington DC has ever experienced.

It's no wonder the ruling class is fighting him tooth and nail.
Posted by: davidt
----------

AKA The Trough

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2017 08:31 PM (ZO497)

278 Bertram, if you liked Verizon you'll love Verihoo!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2017 08:32 PM (eMKNe)

279 I was thinking just this afternoon, where has that Puffy Scamper been?
Posted by: gNewt at June 16, 2017 08:22 PM (Si9ix)


Been lurking mostly.

Usually when I get to a thread it's been willowed.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac asks Who Hungry? at June 16, 2017 08:33 PM (1JnAL)

280 Who was this guy these killers walked up on, Chuck Connors?

Posted by: gobagoo at June 16, 2017 08:33 PM (A/saJ)

281 Bertram, if you liked Verizon you'll love Verihoo!
Posted by: qdpsteve
---------

It couldn't get any worse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2017 08:33 PM (ZO497)

282 Tilikum, you don't remember the Simpsons episode? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2017 08:34 PM (eMKNe)

283 Verizon buys Yahoo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2017 08:31 PM (IqV8l)



Yeah, there's a disaster waiting to happen. That left bitch Meyer ran Yahoo right into the ground

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 16, 2017 08:34 PM (auHtY)

284 Assless Levis?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 16, 2017 08:35 PM (nlbfN)

285 andycanuck, remember "So Fine"?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2017 08:39 PM (eMKNe)

286 nood

Posted by: andycanuck at June 16, 2017 08:40 PM (nlbfN)

287 Tilikum, you don't remember the Simpsons episode? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve
****

Not at the moment. But after a bout of insomnia last night, there is a lot I don't currently remember.

Posted by: Disgusted Whole Foods Employee at June 16, 2017 08:40 PM (hVdx9)

288 Sounds familiar but I never followed music, steve.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 16, 2017 08:41 PM (nlbfN)

289 I referred to this incident earlier, but the story is worth reading:

http://tinyurl.com/y955gbxh

Excerpt: "Ned Alday, 62; his brother Aubrey, 57, and sons Jerry, 35; Jimmy, 30, and Chester, 25, were shot to death in Jerry's trailer as they arrived singly or in pairs May 14, 1973. Jerry's wife, Mary, 26, was raped there, driven to a field six miles away, raped and sodomized again and shot twice in the back."

It would be reasonable to assume that these guys were all executed, right? Heh.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2017 08:43 PM (ZO497)

290 281 Bertram, if you liked Verizon you'll love Verihoo!
Posted by: qdpsteve
---------

It couldn't get any worse.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2017 08:33 PM (ZO497)


Here, hold my beer.

Posted by: AOL-Time Warner at June 16, 2017 08:44 PM (1JnAL)

291 andycanuck, it was a movie. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 16, 2017 08:44 PM (eMKNe)

292 Oh.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 16, 2017 08:50 PM (nlbfN)

293 This whole process has only taken two days so far...much better than I'd expected. Service pack 2 is installed, and now it's on to Windows 10.

Before I go....the one really nice thing I liked about Vista was the side bar. I loved having all that info right there, available. Sadly, Microsloth realized that they'ed accidentally produced something that people liked, and killed it. Sure, they blamed the hackers....but instead of patching their own leaky boat, they simply scuttled it, and pretended it never existed.

That's not to say that Win10 doesn't have it's own redeeming qualities...it does! Most of it's colors exist within the human visual spectrum. It hasn't recently triggered a human extinction event. Unlike Windows XP, it has never been accused of making efficient use of a single core processor. It reserves 3.8 GB of system RAM just to maintain detailed records of it's amazingly fabulous finger nails. Never trimmed, ever, in case you want to check! The other 12 GB of RAM are restricted for system utility use, leaving you, the user, a whopping 0.2 GB of RAM for applications like Windows Notepad.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 16, 2017 08:55 PM (SSydb)

294 We need more Morelocks!

Posted by: Locke Common at June 16, 2017 09:10 PM (SjASY)

295 And more Hales!!!

Posted by: Locke Common at June 16, 2017 09:12 PM (SjASY)

296 Boneheads, not skinheads. Skinheads are not Nazis. Oh, and neither of these idiots was a Nazi.

Posted by: Patrick at June 16, 2017 11:21 PM (klmXw)

297 I've said it before, and it's relevant here. If I'm unarmed and minding my own business while walking through a crowd of thousands of random people and, oh, it turns out everyone in that crowd has a gun except for me... I'm not the least bit worried. In fact, I would feel absolutely safe in a crowd like that.

Anybody who tries anything is going to be shot by everybody. You can't be much safer in a crowd than that!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 17, 2017 12:28 AM (3YxFh)

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World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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