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Again: Democrat RI Lawmaker Tweets Out Screenshot of His Computer Screen; Visible Tabs Include Refernces to "Teen [Redacted]" and "Milf [Redacted]"

He claims the screenshot actually came from "a friend" who he'd asked to look something up on Wikipedia for him.

This "Looking something up on Wikipedia" defense is getting a lot of use lately.

Oh, and he tweeted this at 2:07 am.

Maybe he was also researching the MILF Teaches Teen Quality Control Act of 2017.

Here's a pic of the screenshot. It's work-safe. Unless "MILF" will get you fired.

Then, get this, he submitted the screenshot as part of official legislative business as a hand-out.

A House spokesman confirmed Perez gave the document to the clerk, who distributed them before the unsavory tabs were discovered.

Perez, who submitted a new handout the next day, said the screen shot was provided to him by a friend whom he'd asked to research the information.

He told ABC: 'I was asking a friend if they know something about it. So a friend sent me that picture with the information I was looking for. I used that picture to make copies. I didn't see the stuff at the top.'

I can't think of any time I've asked "a friend" to do research for me -- which apparently concluded in a simple Wikipedia look-up -- at 2:07am.

If only I had a friend who would do work for me at 2:07 am, even something simple like a Wikipedia look-up.

The coblogs do a lot for me, but I'll bet if asked them, at 2:07am, to look up something on Wikipedia for me, they'd probably say "Dude, look it up yourself."

On the other hand, I can think of many, many times when I've searched for "MILF [redacted]" at 2:07 am. In fact, I might have a folder named "MILF [redacted]."

Questions:

1. Do you get friends to look things up for you at 2:07 am?

2. What do you think the brief redacted word after "MILF" and "Teen" might be?

3. Was the legislator's friend Kurt Eichenwald?

4. Don't answer #2, I've already got an idea. It was rhetorical, you goofy perverts.

Posted by: Ace at 07:41 PM




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Posted by: weew at June 14, 2017 07:32 PM (6EH85)

2 I'll get the others

Posted by: weew at June 14, 2017 07:32 PM (6EH85)

3 He's a pervert

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 14, 2017 07:32 PM (LTHVh)

4 Now I can read the post

Posted by: weew at June 14, 2017 07:32 PM (6EH85)

5 Use DuckDuckGo and a 'handheld' device instead.

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 14, 2017 07:33 PM (nlbfN)

6 Most of my 2am searches are of the "asking for a friend" variety.

Posted by: Mega at June 14, 2017 07:33 PM (Npavu)

7
New movie idea:

"Teen MILF!"

Michael J. Fox is available.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 07:33 PM (mbhDw)

8 I was promised nood MILFs and this is what I get???

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 14, 2017 07:33 PM (nlbfN)

9 On the downside, this is a resume enhancer for a Democrat.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 14, 2017 07:34 PM (LTHVh)

10


"Oh my G-d! It's full of . . . FILNERS!!!!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 07:34 PM (mbhDw)

11 It's all good, no baby goat pron.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 14, 2017 07:34 PM (P/kVC)

12 I...actually...can't think of what might follow that.

Body part? "Teen Toes!" "Milf Noses!"

Posted by: moviegique at June 14, 2017 07:34 PM (7zeA4)

13 But what would you expect from a state that smells like clams.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 14, 2017 07:34 PM (LTHVh)

14 'Scissors'

Posted by: Redacted at June 14, 2017 07:34 PM (9Fxl7)

15 1. Do you get friends to look things up for you at 2:07 am?




I'm not awake at 2:07. And it someone, other than my wife wakes me, the only thing they'll be looking for, is their teeth.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2017 07:34 PM (E9ede)

16 "I am not a pervert"
*flashes peace signs"

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2017 07:35 PM (HgMAr)

17 11 It's all good, no baby goat pron.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 14, 2017 07:34 PM (P/kVC)


"Damn!"

- - Achmed from Finsbury Park

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 07:35 PM (mbhDw)

18 I don't have many rules in my life, but one hard and fast one is that I remove my browser tab bar from EVERY screen shot I send. That way it's habit.

Posted by: Mega at June 14, 2017 07:35 PM (Npavu)

19 You know what I mean? It seems like an awkward construct. At least without some sort of modifier.

"Long Teen Toes!"

"Button MILF Noses!"

Otherwise, it seems like you're, I dunno, kind of desperate. "I don't care what kind of toes they are, as long as they belong to teens!"

Posted by: moviegique at June 14, 2017 07:35 PM (7zeA4)

20 Another Dem after the teens

Posted by: CN at June 14, 2017 07:35 PM (W4xXw)

21 Yeah I like the reference to a generic "friend".

Ok, so what's the name of this friend?

Uhhhh....

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 14, 2017 07:35 PM (4ErVI)

22 5 Use DuckDuckGo and a 'handheld' device instead.
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 14, 2017 07:33 PM (nlbfN)


Heheheh. He said "handheld". Heheheh.

Posted by: Beavis at June 14, 2017 07:35 PM (sdi6R)

23 13 But what would you expect from a state that smells like clams.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 14, 2017 07:34 PM (LTHVh)


"Hello, ladies."

- - Punchline

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 07:35 PM (mbhDw)

24 Our Betters.

Posted by: weew at June 14, 2017 07:35 PM (6EH85)

25 'Rhode Island Lobster'?

Posted by: Redacted at June 14, 2017 07:36 PM (9Fxl7)

26 TEENtacle porn!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 14, 2017 07:36 PM (NT3RT)

27 Obviously researching the Moro Islamic Liberation Front for Kurt Eichenwald's wife and kids.

Posted by: bananaDream at June 14, 2017 07:36 PM (BHl6T)

28 3 He's a pervert
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 14, 2017 07:32 PM (LTHVh)


I think that was a song that was a Ronettes song that was not recorded.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 07:36 PM (mbhDw)

29 I was researching...Rhode Island Lobster.

Posted by: Rep. Ramon Perez at June 14, 2017 07:36 PM (qJhUV)

30
"Deranged Leftists And Their Kids Argue With Towering Effigies Of #Trump #PaulRyan #ScottWalker "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvG_76AFKo8

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at June 14, 2017 07:36 PM (ZrSF9)

31 does no one know to open a separate "InPrivate" window when doing one handed 'research'?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 14, 2017 07:37 PM (vChNs)

32 15
I'm not awake at 2:07. And it someone, other than my wife wakes me, the only thing they'll be looking for, is their teeth.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2017 07:34 PM (E9e


A hooker with dentures?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 07:37 PM (mbhDw)

33 He was probably just doing research on the Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

Posted by: mark1971 at June 14, 2017 07:38 PM (xPl2J)

34 Considering the absolute true fact that being a sexual pervert is a resume enhancer for any Democrat, why don't they just own this stuff rather than trying to deny it?

Posted by: Sharkman at June 14, 2017 07:38 PM (eFHLc)

35 14 'Scissors'

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no running with those

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 14, 2017 07:38 PM (vChNs)

36 It doesn't bother me that he was looking at porn. I expect no less from the whores and pimps we send to govern us.

What bothers me is that he is so fucking stupid that he includes tabs in a screen shot. We need to keep sharp implements away from him, he might hurt himself. Only sporks and felt pencils, I think

And what really pisses me off is that he uses this Montel Williams BS lie. I am not Montel Williams!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 14, 2017 07:38 PM (LWu6U)

37 I was bored one weekend and was reading through the askreddit sub and the topic was horror stories from IT work. Pretty funny stuff, but the best was some lady who brought her laptop in and was being a real bitch about dealing with the people working there. So the zero fucks given manager went over and started reading from her history really loudly:

Two cocks one milf

DP Cougars

Creampie bitches

Apparently the computer kept freezing up after her husband used it. She froze, took the laptop, and silently walked out of the store.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 14, 2017 07:38 PM (4ErVI)

38 did we all with the President a happy birthday?

Happy birthday, you S.O.B. -- still not tired of winning.

one can readily imagine what Kieth Olbermann is doing to celebrate.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 14, 2017 07:39 PM (ILitO)

39 Then again I was quickly (really) browsing a normal reddit at work apparently at the moment it had been hacked and every single page had a giant high res dog dick on it. It's from like the Giant Dog Dick Hacking Crew or some shit. It was a holiday weekend Friday and I seriously thought I was going to be called in to explain on Tuesday.

Doesn't hurt that I know everyone in IT, but that sword cuts both ways.

Posted by: Mega at June 14, 2017 07:39 PM (Npavu)

40
Didn't anyone tell these dimwits that you can have more than one browser window open at once? One window for your Albanian midget creamed-corn wrestling pron, the other for work stuff.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 14, 2017 07:39 PM (LLzS4)

41 When [redacted] MILFS are outlawed, only outlaw MILFS will have [redacted].

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2017 07:39 PM (9Fxl7)

42 so, you have decided to give this mess an entire thread?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 07:39 PM (0wem/)

43 He's a Democrat, and a he, you expect anything else?

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2017 07:39 PM (Ot7+c)

44 30
"Deranged Leftists And Their Kids Argue With Towering Effigies Of #Trump #PaulRyan #ScottWalker "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvG_76AFKo8
Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at June 14, 2017 07:36 PM (ZrSF9)
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I'd still hit the Ryan effigy.

Ace, maybe one day protesters will be setting fire to an enormous paper mache Ace head.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 14, 2017 07:40 PM (NT3RT)

45 MILF-tastic
Don't ask me how I know this.

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2017 07:40 PM (HgMAr)

46 Teen MILF sounds like a southern thing.

Posted by: Lurking Moron at June 14, 2017 07:40 PM (1L9V9)

47 37 I was bored one weekend and was reading through the askreddit sub and the topic was horror stories from IT work. Pretty funny stuff, but the best was some lady who brought her laptop in and was being a real bitch about dealing with the people working there. So the zero fucks given manager went over and started reading from her history really loudly:

Two cocks one milf

DP Cougars

Creampie bitches

Apparently the computer kept freezing up after her husband used it. She froze, took the laptop, and silently walked out of the store.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 14, 2017 07:38 PM (4ErVI


Two cocks enter, one cock leaves . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 07:40 PM (mbhDw)

48 look, I misspelled FILM and ETEN

Posted by: RI perv at June 14, 2017 07:40 PM (vChNs)

49 If this guy is this casual with screen shots, how is he with actual legislation? Does he read the fine print? Does he read all of the addendum? Or does he just vote the way his party leader tells him?

Never mind. What was I thinking.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 14, 2017 07:41 PM (m9X4Y)

50 why no ghey pr0n tab too? homophobe!

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 14, 2017 07:41 PM (hMwEB)

51 42 so, you have decided to give this mess an entire thread?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 07:39 PM (0wem/)


Well, we kept skirting around the violence issue, so Teen MILF it be.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 07:41 PM (mbhDw)

52 This is a secret world of tab headings I don't understand. I feel bad when I have a Pinterest tab.

Posted by: SarahW at June 14, 2017 07:41 PM (Sp1NT)

53 So this is what the "Rhode Island Lobster" is all about! This was a topic of some discussion on last night's ONT...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 14, 2017 07:41 PM (e9G8E)

54 #21 his friend was named......Roger. Or Peter. Or Johnson. Or Richard. Or Penis.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 14, 2017 07:41 PM (8yDo5)

55 What is it with OPSEC and Democrats?

Posted by: Jean at June 14, 2017 07:41 PM (9TU00)

56 so what what was being researched on the tabs "young cut..." and "brunette j..." ?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 07:41 PM (0wem/)

57 Hah! I'm jerking off while I'm regulating you!

Posted by: (D-RI) at June 14, 2017 07:42 PM (7H/2n)

58
Teen MILF Blitzer. THAT is CNN.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 07:42 PM (mbhDw)

59 Brunettes tab caught my eye.

I would start my research on that tab.

Posted by: Max Power at June 14, 2017 07:42 PM (q177U)

60 "What's the short word after MIlf and Teen?"

Survey says: Anal!

Is there Anal on the board?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2017 07:42 PM (ZgkX8)

61

Zima is back, I learned today.

When and why did this happen?

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at June 14, 2017 07:42 PM (ZrSF9)

62 Didn't one of the guys from The Who claim "I was doing research" to try to get out of a child pornography charge some years ago?

Posted by: TheLowerDepths at June 14, 2017 07:42 PM (1WTGm)

63 I look forward to Nina Hartley's Congressional Testimony.

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2017 07:42 PM (9Fxl7)

64 He's a bigot because there's no tranny porn tab.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 14, 2017 07:42 PM (xPl2J)

65 Next he'll say he had a stroke, and he won't be lying.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 14, 2017 07:42 PM (IcT7t)

66 49 Congress critters don't read legislation. They just rely on what the lobbyists say is in them

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 14, 2017 07:42 PM (hMwEB)

67 57 Hah! I'm jerking off while I'm regulating you!
Posted by: (D-RI) at June 14, 2017 07:42 PM (7H/2n)


Jerking off is what all regulatory agencies do.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 07:42 PM (mbhDw)

68 Kevin Jennings at its best

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2017 07:42 PM (LnVLK)

69 "Trib" is what the Chicago Tribune calls its website, right?

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 14, 2017 07:42 PM (nlbfN)

70 Course I was sitting with a work colleague a couple years ago and he was supposed to be typing something like "West" and "ten" into google and ended up typing "wet teen" and quickly scrubbed it. I pretended I didn't notice. He's 50+. Is that a thing? Don't answer.

Posted by: Mega at June 14, 2017 07:42 PM (Npavu)

71 After reading his FB post, he has more to apologize for than internet perusals. The dude seems to be illiterate.

Teachers unions must be so proud.

Posted by: golfman at June 14, 2017 07:43 PM (Btb4U)

72 62 Didn't one of the guys from The Who claim "I was doing research" to try to get out of a child pornography charge some years ago?
Posted by: TheLowerDepths at June 14, 2017 07:42 PM (1WTGm)

Pete Townsend, IIRC.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2017 07:43 PM (ZgkX8)

73 MILF is ALF's girl friend.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2017 07:43 PM (IqV8l)

74 Kurt Eichenwald has binders full of women.

/an old joke, but I'm just happy I could solve it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2017 07:43 PM (VdICR)

75
Zima is back, I learned today.



When and why did this happen?

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at June 14, 2017 07:42 PM (ZrSF9)








So the ghey population IS over 10%......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 14, 2017 07:43 PM (LLzS4)

76 What do you think the brief redacted word after "MILF" and "Teen" might be?

And what about "Brunette J[ailbait]"?

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2017 07:43 PM (ZIFyZ)

77 'Tan Lines'

Posted by: redacted at June 14, 2017 07:43 PM (9Fxl7)

78 I have never asked a friend to look something up for me at any time.
I was drunk one early morning and went to the neighbor's house at 3 in the AM to borrow a pot roast, but that's the extent of being pesty for me. Took me awhile and several favors to smooth that one over.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at June 14, 2017 07:43 PM (CtS4D)

79 Just once I'd like one of these assholes to embrace the discovery. Like, after they accidentally tweet a screenshot showing that they're watching fetish porn, they should come out in leather pants while walking their wife on a leash. Then give a speech about how they have a plan to revitalize whip manufacturing in the midwest, because the world can no longer afford substandard Mexican whips and chains.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 14, 2017 07:43 PM (fKWf6)

80 Posted by: TheLowerDepths at June 14, 2017 07:42 PM (1WTGm)

Pete Townshend

Posted by: Mega at June 14, 2017 07:43 PM (Npavu)

81 Trump giving Sec Mattis control over troop level requirements. I see no problems and much upsides with this.

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2017 07:43 PM (Ot7+c)

82 What does MILF stand for? I tried to look it up but I was only shown porn sites.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2017 07:44 PM (wI4ew)

83 54 #21 his friend was named......Roger. Or Peter. Or Johnson. Or Richard. Or Penis.

---

it was Carlos D

Posted by: RI perv at June 14, 2017 07:44 PM (vChNs)

84 This "Looking something up on Wikipedia" defense is getting a lot of use lately.
________

Carol Alt evidently has a thing for hockey players. (Found that out on Wikipedia.)

Posted by: FireHorse at June 14, 2017 07:44 PM (zkGZ8)

85 we've got lots of teen MILFs here in CA
but it's pronounced "teen meelfs".

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2017 07:44 PM (HgMAr)

86 He's a Democrat, and a he, you expect anything else?
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2017 07:39 PM (Ot7+c)

I was shocked by his behavior.

Did not expect his porn to be of the female variety.

Posted by: tbodie at June 14, 2017 07:44 PM (21UM+)

87 What does MILF stand for? I tried to look it up but I was only shown porn sites.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2017 07:44 PM (wI4ew)


Mother I'd Like to Fuck.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 14, 2017 07:45 PM (fKWf6)

88 Did he look upskirts ..awesome...

Posted by: Carlos Danger at June 14, 2017 07:45 PM (U5Xeq)

89 Key and Peele Sexting Scandal

https://youtu.be/GMG_RGsysT4

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2017 07:45 PM (VdICR)

90 What does MILF stand for?




Mother I'd Like to F

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2017 07:45 PM (E9ede)

91
If he said the Russians hacked his twitter, wapo would believe it and report it.

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at June 14, 2017 07:45 PM (ZrSF9)

92 60 "What's the short word after MIlf and Teen?"

Survey says: Anal!

Is there Anal on the board?

---

i'd like to buy a bowel

Posted by: RI perv at June 14, 2017 07:45 PM (vChNs)

93 82 What does MILF stand for? I tried to look it up but I was only shown porn sites.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2017 07:44 PM (wI4ew)

Mother
I'd
Like to
Friend on Facebook

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2017 07:45 PM (ZgkX8)

94 Redacted = "Comedy Movie Quotes" ??

Or... he got nuttin', I suppose.

I am funny with words.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 14, 2017 07:45 PM (c1VpD)

95
DP Cougars. Is that a subsidiary of DP Consulting?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 07:45 PM (mbhDw)

96 82 Mom I'd Like to F---

I learned it in 2007 when Palin became VP candidate

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 14, 2017 07:45 PM (hMwEB)

97 even worse, he was watching porn on his mobile phone? couldn't wait to get home before waxing the bat?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 07:45 PM (0wem/)

98 I like to be asleep at 2:07am.

Posted by: Weasel at June 14, 2017 07:45 PM (Sfs6o)

99 John Entwistle died in a Vegas hotel room with a groupie in his bed and cocaine in his system.

Entwistle > Townshend

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 14, 2017 07:45 PM (xPl2J)

100 Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 14, 2017 07:45 PM (fKWf6)

+++

Thank you.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2017 07:45 PM (wI4ew)

101 *What does MILF stand for? I tried to look it up but I was only shown porn sites.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2017 07:44 PM (wI4ew)*

Still laughing as i type this.

Posted by: tbodie at June 14, 2017 07:45 PM (21UM+)

102 Scalise shooting fallout: GOP rep receives threatening email

http://fxn.ws/2rj31y3

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 14, 2017 07:46 PM (vBeA5)

103 Stop watching porn, stop fapping, lift weights, eat animal fats and animal protein, get sunlight, get sleep, act like a dominant man and stop white knighting...... I promise you after two months women and yes girls even in college will take notice and want you yo fuck them like you own it and are putting Conan Jr. in them.

I literally can't stand next to a girl without fear of putting a baby in her just by my proximity and allowing her the honor of breathing the same air as me.

Thanks again for the GAINZZZ motivation because war is coming and women will be conquered and babies will be put in them.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 14, 2017 07:46 PM (2qHjF)

104 I know what he was researching -- that sign that said "not all women have vaginas, and not all vaginas have women," ... or something like that.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 14, 2017 07:46 PM (LWu6U)

105 Zima is back, I learned today.

When and why did this happen?
Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at June 14, 2017 07:42 PM (ZrSF9)
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Apparently it was popular with the nightclub crowd in Japan, so that was keeping it afloat.

Their flavors were "wasabi", "tentacle", and "schoolgirl panties". I don't know -- or at least I didn't used to think -- that they would get traction here.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 14, 2017 07:46 PM (NT3RT)

106 So this is what the "Rhode Island Lobster" is all about! This was a topic of some discussion on last night's ONT...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
-----------

I'm still trying to figure out what a 'London Inferno' is. I'm afraid to search it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2017 07:46 PM (OdK9v)

107 What does MILF stand for? I tried to look it up but I was only shown porn sites.
Posted by: washrivergal at June




you serious?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 07:46 PM (0wem/)

108 Heard the lobbyist shot today was in really bad shape.

Posted by: Jean at June 14, 2017 07:46 PM (9TU00)

109 Don't answer.

But I have such a good answer!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 14, 2017 07:46 PM (IcT7t)

110 Is there Anal on the board?

---

i'd like to buy a bowel



*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2017 07:46 PM (E9ede)

111 87

I laughed because if you put a comma after Mother the sentence takes on a whole new meaning.
Mother, I like to fukc.

Posted by: Bruce at June 14, 2017 07:46 PM (8ikIW)

112 One window for your Albanian midget creamed-corn wrestling pron, the other for work stuff.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 14, 2017 07:39 PM (LLzS4)
- - - - - - - - - - - -

You are sick. No one likes creamed corn

Posted by: Mega at June 14, 2017 07:47 PM (Npavu)

113 A Representative Lawmaker who can't speak English. Gotta love this shit.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 14, 2017 07:47 PM (/o9Qk)

114 What does MILF stand for? I tried to look it up but I was only shown porn sites.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2017 07:44 PM (wI4ew)

"Mom I'd like to f***"

Posted by: TheLowerDepths at June 14, 2017 07:47 PM (1WTGm)

115
Their flavors were "wasabi", "tentacle", and "schoolgirl panties".

What about Nuclear Fallout flavor?

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at June 14, 2017 07:47 PM (ZrSF9)

116 Their flavors were "wasabi", "tentacle", and "schoolgirl panties".




Catholic?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2017 07:48 PM (E9ede)

117 Moro Islamic Liberation Front

Posted by: Lurking Moron at June 14, 2017 07:48 PM (1L9V9)

118 Man I Love Frenchfries

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2017 07:48 PM (HgMAr)

119 Scalise shooting fallout: GOP rep receives threatening email

We mustn't have any backlash against Democrats!

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2017 07:48 PM (ZIFyZ)

120 >>Carol Alt evidently has a thing for hockey players.


I used to deliver Pizzas to Carol when I was in HS.

She's so fucking hot it is ridiculous. Also, a super sweet lady.

Posted by: redacted at June 14, 2017 07:48 PM (9Fxl7)

121 What about Nuclear Fallout flavor?
Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at June 14, 2017 07:47 PM (ZrSF9)
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That's one of the Mountain Dew flavors.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 14, 2017 07:48 PM (NT3RT)

122 Teen xxxx? We have laws against this type of stuff right? Oh wait...nevermind.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 14, 2017 07:48 PM (l4aLi)

123 That is not my semen on the monitor.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 14, 2017 07:48 PM (EUMr7)

124 My Indicator Light is Flashing

Posted by: Weasel at June 14, 2017 07:49 PM (Sfs6o)

125
Lactating Incestuous Transexual Lesbian Midget Golden Shower Bondage Grannies. Being Fisted.

There, I think that just about covers it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 07:49 PM (mbhDw)

126 82 What does MILF stand for? I tried to look it up but I was only shown porn sites.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2017 07:44 PM (wI4ew)

Moro Islamic Liberation Front

Yes, really.


Oh, and that other thing too.

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2017 07:49 PM (sdi6R)

127 Carol Alt evidently has a thing for hockey players.


I used to deliver Pizzas to Carol when I was in HS.

She's so fucking hot it is ridiculous. Also, a super sweet lady.
Posted by: redacted at June




funny she was never short on cash when you were bringing the pizzas.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 07:49 PM (0wem/)

128 you serious?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 07:46 PM (0wem/)

+++

Yes, I was serious. I didn't think so, but I must lead a somewhat sheltered life.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2017 07:49 PM (wI4ew)

129 42 so, you have decided to give this mess an entire thread?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 07:39 PM (0wem/)

It's MILF pr0n day at the HQ today.

Posted by: Country Boy at June 14, 2017 07:49 PM (vN0Xi)

130 I literally can't stand next to a girl without fear of putting a baby in her just by my proximity and allowing her the honor of breathing the same air as me.

Good grief .Try a long cold shower, Repeatedly/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2017 07:49 PM (qES5k)

131 Man I Love Frenchfries




Man I Love to Fart

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2017 07:49 PM (E9ede)

132 Okay, I'll be brave... what's DP?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 07:49 PM (Y9+RI)

133 The part that got my attention was his apology FB post. Read that semi-literate Ricky Ricardo shit. When my customers talk like that or the other people I do business with here in Florida do, it's not a thing. They don't talk for a living, they aren't elected to represent anyone but themselves. This asshole does.

Fuck him and his perverted shit. And who the hell elected a guy who can't even write a semi-grammatical paragraph on the fly.

And what sort of dumb-ass opens work in the same window as his porn.

He's a functional illiterate on computers and English.

Posted by: Ronsonic at June 14, 2017 07:50 PM (yIVBh)

134 >>i'd like to buy a bowel

You can have a colon but ampersands are an upcharge.

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2017 07:50 PM (9Fxl7)

135 What does MILF stand for? I tried to look it up but I was only shown porn sites.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2017 07:44 PM (wI4ew)

urbandictionary.com is your friend.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 14, 2017 07:50 PM (xAvrH)

136 Mom I'd like to figure out, only not that.

But I actually cannot guess the redactions. My bad impulses have a lot more to do with home dec and Swedish pastries.

Posted by: SarahW at June 14, 2017 07:50 PM (Sp1NT)

137 You are sick. No one likes creamed corn

Posted by: Mega at June 14, 2017 07:47 PM
________

Creamed corn is actually a good side with lobster.

(And now that I'm thinking of lobster, I have to open another tab.)

Posted by: FireHorse at June 14, 2017 07:50 PM (zkGZ8)

138 Mark Steyn will be on Tucker Carlson Tonight tonight.

Maybe discussing that London firetrap?

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 14, 2017 07:50 PM (GsAUU)

139 Okay, I'll be brave... what's DP?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June



google milf with that, you will have your answer.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 07:51 PM (0wem/)

140 132 Okay, I'll be brave... what's DP?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 07:49 PM (Y9+RI)


Double penetration. Usually in one orifice. Double-teaming involves one penis per orifice.

Or so I have been told.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 07:51 PM (mbhDw)

141 Until now I had no idea that pidgin English was in wide use in Rhode Island.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2017 07:51 PM (Mouru)

142 That is not my semen on the monitor.
Letting the days go by.

Posted by: talking heads at June 14, 2017 07:51 PM (nlbfN)

143 In more Rhode Island news, Stinky Clam Road is being cleaned up.

http://tinyurl.com/yceoaorg

Posted by: Rep. Ramon Perez at June 14, 2017 07:51 PM (qJhUV)

144 Online porn is a serious problem. It might be one of the biggest problems in society today, but almost no one talks about it because so many people are looking at it. It's like this vast ocean of rot flowing just below the surface. When I was a kid you had to be lucky to stumble over a Hustler or Penthouse and that was rare.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 14, 2017 07:51 PM (4ErVI)

145 FBI put up posters for info about the Baseball Shooter.

Did they put them next to the Pokey Is Missing poster?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 14, 2017 07:51 PM (l4aLi)

146 OT: Saw some git on Fb trying to claim since Trump blocked Stephen King from his Twitter feed, that was government censorship and Trump should be impeached.

THAT is what/who we are dealing with.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2017 07:52 PM (E9ede)

147 137
Creamed corn is actually a good side with lobster.

(And now that I'm thinking of lobster, I have to open another tab.)
Posted by: FireHorse at June 14, 2017 07:50 PM (zkGZ


Also, CUM-quats and WAX beans, with okra.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 07:52 PM (mbhDw)

148 Urbandictionary.com is sometimes deemed NSFW, so if you aren't sure.....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 14, 2017 07:52 PM (8yDo5)

149 he is on his mobile, there is a sim indicator in the upper left corner and a "m" in the wikipedia url.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 07:52 PM (0wem/)

150 >>funny she was never short on cash when you were bringing the pizzas.



She did used to ask for me and only me...

I always thought it was because Ron was my youth hockey coach.

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2017 07:52 PM (9Fxl7)

151 Okay, I'll be brave... what's DP?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 07:49 PM (Y9+RI)


*sizes up low, slow one*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2017 07:52 PM (Mouru)

152 126 82 What does MILF stand for? I tried to look it up but I was only shown porn sites.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2017 07:44 PM (wI4ew)

Moro Islamic Liberation Front

Yes, really.


Oh, and that other thing too.
Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2017 07:49 PM (sdi6R)

Moron Inebriation Libation Fountain?

Posted by: Don Q. at June 14, 2017 07:52 PM (NgKpN)

153 >>>Yes, I was serious. I didn't think so, but I must lead a somewhat sheltered life.


me too, but let's be glad about it washrivergal

Posted by: concrete girl at June 14, 2017 07:53 PM (eQi+Y)

154 What does MILF stand for? I tried to look it up but I was only shown porn sites.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2017 07:44 PM (wI4ew)

This is gonna keep me laughing all night.

Posted by: Country Boy at June 14, 2017 07:53 PM (vN0Xi)

155 He was hacked!

Probably the Russians!

Posted by: MAGA at June 14, 2017 07:53 PM (LQ1Q3)

156 134 >>i'd like to buy a bowel

You can have a colon but ampersands are an upcharge.
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2017 07:50 PM (9Fxl7)


I have irritable vowels and suffer from inconsonants.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 07:53 PM (mbhDw)

157 Well, there's a simple way to determine if Perez is telling the truth.

Thanks to the Republican Congress we have right now, Obamacare hasn't been repealed, and Trump's border wall hasn't been funded, but, it has just been made explicitly legal for your Internet service provider to track your browsing history, down to the very last click, and sell that detailed data to others for their own profit.

So we got that going for us, which is nice.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 14, 2017 07:53 PM (ujwCG)

158 When I was a kid, I liked Jan Brady the best over Marsha.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 14, 2017 07:53 PM (6Ll1u)

159 You are sick. No one likes creamed corn
Posted by: Mega at June 14, 2017 07:47 PM (Npavu)

---

depends on how the cream got there

Posted by: RI perv at June 14, 2017 07:53 PM (vChNs)

160 Okay, I'll be brave... what's DP?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 07:49 PM (Y9+RI)

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, and invite their friend Bob over one night for dinner and wine...

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 14, 2017 07:53 PM (fKWf6)

161 Hey Ramon, these keys seem a little sticky.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2017 07:53 PM (Mouru)

162 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 07:51 PM (mbhDw)

I had to ask.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 07:53 PM (Y9+RI)

163 Posted by: concrete girl at June 14, 2017 07:53 PM (eQi+Y)

I had never heard the acronym before people started using it for Sarah Palin.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2017 07:53 PM (qES5k)

164 What does MILF stand for? I tried to look it up but I was only shown porn sites.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2017 07:44 PM (wI4ew)


I thought you were cracking wise, but you're serious! Bless you, darling!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 07:54 PM (mbhDw)

165 me too, but let's be glad about it washrivergal
Posted by: concrete girl at June




so, how are the dreams going?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 07:54 PM (0wem/)

166 FBI put up posters for info about the Baseball Shooter.


Horse. Barn.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 07:54 PM (SRKgf)

167 I'm still trying to figure out what a 'London Inferno' is. I'm afraid to search it.


London Broil.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 14, 2017 07:54 PM (LTHVh)

168 When I was a kid you had to be lucky to stumble over a Hustler or Penthouse and that was rare.



Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 14, 2017 07:51 PM

If I had the access to porn back then like they have now my arm would've fallen off.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 14, 2017 07:54 PM (xPl2J)

169 Mom! That pot isn't mine, I'm just keeping it for a friend!

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 14, 2017 07:54 PM (3myMJ)

170 Colorado Alex is killing it, today.

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2017 07:54 PM (9Fxl7)

171 158 When I was a kid, I liked Jan Brady the best over Marsha.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 14, 2017 07:53 PM (6Ll1u)


Oh hells yeah!!!! Dawn: Portrait of a Teenage Hooker.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 07:54 PM (mbhDw)

172 114 What does MILF stand for? I tried to look it up but I was only shown porn sites.

---

Me

Posted by: The Lovely Chelsea Clinton at June 14, 2017 07:54 PM (vChNs)

173 Ill claim the traditional virgins/girls/women who are healthy and want babies for the Right. The Marxists can have their porn and hyper sexual empowered sluts.

Guess which country will be stronger survive, and thrive after the national divorce?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 14, 2017 07:54 PM (2qHjF)

174
I saw Stinky Clam Road open for Blue Oyster Cult at the Cow Palace back in '84.

The show was a LOT better than when Clam Story opened for BOC the year before.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 14, 2017 07:55 PM (LLzS4)

175 When I was a kid, I liked Jan Brady the best over Marsha.



Everyone knows the middle kid does butt stuff.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2017 07:55 PM (E9ede)

176 Why would straight men want to look at DPs?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 07:55 PM (Y9+RI)

177 Creamed corn ain't bad if'n you fergit yer dentures.

Posted by: Kirk Douglas at June 14, 2017 07:55 PM (HgMAr)

178 As this conversation goes downhill, I would advise if you don't know some term be warned you might stumble into something a gallon of mind bleach will not remove. Sometimes what you don't know won't hurt you.

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2017 07:55 PM (Ot7+c)

179 Bless you, darling!

The innocents that wander into this den of iniquity.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 14, 2017 07:55 PM (LTHVh)

180 Cream corn, made with real cream, and fresh sweet corn, is very good.

Canned cream corn isn't. Get the whole kernel.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 14, 2017 07:55 PM (m9X4Y)

181 Ramon totally whiffed this one. He could have claimed he was working on a bill to expand state benefits to MILFs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2017 07:56 PM (Mouru)

182 *I have irritable vowels and suffer from inconsonants.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 07:53 PM (mbhDw)*

It's a helluva day at the HQ when you get to say that twice. And both times are on topic, different topics at that.

Golf clap.

Posted by: tbodie at June 14, 2017 07:56 PM (21UM+)

183 "What does MILF stand for? I tried to look it up but I was only shown porn sites. "

Male in lieu of female?

Posted by: Tuna at June 14, 2017 07:56 PM (jm1YL)

184 I thought you were cracking wise, but you're serious! Bless you, darling!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 07:54 PM (mbhDw)

Yeah now I feel bad for my comments.

Well, a twinge of bad maybe.

And to think I was going to say just be thankful he didn't have a tab open for purchasing a Bowel Destroyer 3000.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 14, 2017 07:56 PM (4ErVI)

185 Why would straight men want to look at DPs?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 07:55 PM (Y9+RI)


They're desensitized to everything else?

People are fucked in the head?


Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 14, 2017 07:56 PM (fKWf6)

186 176. Because they're deviated preverts.

And they ain't straight.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 14, 2017 07:56 PM (TwwWO)

187 134 >>i'd like to buy a bowel

You can have a colon but ampersands are an upcharge.
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2017 07:50 PM (9Fxl7)

---

just tell me where to insert the singles...

Posted by: The Lovely Chelsea Clinton at June 14, 2017 07:56 PM (vChNs)

188 Lou Dobbs just reported an active shooter at I think Travis AFB in CA.

Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2017 07:56 PM (aT+Bx)

189 me too, but let's be glad about it washrivergal
Posted by: concrete girl at June 14, 2017 07:53 PM (eQi+Y)

+++

From the reactions, I feel like I/we should get on a raft and paddle on out of here.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2017 07:56 PM (wI4ew)

190 176 Why would straight men want to look at DPs?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 07:55 PM (Y9+RI)


"Let's find out . . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 07:56 PM (mbhDw)

191 172 114 What does MILF stand for? I tried to look it up but I was only shown porn sites.

---

Me
Posted by: The Lovely Chelsea Clinton at June 14, 2017 07:54 PM (vChNs)

No.... not MARE I'd like to.....

Posted by: Don Q. at June 14, 2017 07:57 PM (NgKpN)

192 Why would straight men want to look at DPs?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 07:55 PM (Y9+RI)


It's mostly popular in China where there aren't enough women to go around.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2017 07:57 PM (Mouru)

193
When I was a kid, I liked Jan Brady the best over Marsha.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 14, 2017 07:53 PM

I liked Carol.

Posted by: Speaking of MILF at June 14, 2017 07:57 PM (IqV8l)

194
When I was a kid you had to be lucky to stumble over a Hustler or Penthouse and that was rare.



Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 14, 2017 07:51 PM








Remember forest porn?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 14, 2017 07:57 PM (LLzS4)

195
Fisting. Now THAT is wrong.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 07:57 PM (mbhDw)

196 everyone knows that in rhode island and puerto rico the MILFs are teens.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 07:57 PM (0wem/)

197 i think it came from the american pie movie

Posted by: concrete girl at June 14, 2017 07:57 PM (eQi+Y)

198 I thought Cindy was the porn star who did butt stuff.

Then again, we know Mr. Brady did butt stuff.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2017 07:58 PM (89T5c)

199 >>Why would straight men want to look at DPs?



I blame NBC for taking 'That's Incredible' off the air.

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2017 07:58 PM (9Fxl7)

200 193
When I was a kid, I liked Jan Brady the best over Marsha.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 14, 2017 07:53 PM

I liked Carol.
Posted by: Speaking of MILF at June 14, 2017 07:57 PM (IqV8l)


Thank G-d you didn't say Alice. That's GILF territory. WashRiver: can you figure that out without googling it?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 07:58 PM (mbhDw)

201 No.... not MARE I'd like to.....
Posted by: Don Q.




Speak for yourself.
Posted by: Mr. Ed

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2017 07:58 PM (E9ede)

202 What does MILF stand for? I tried to look it up but I was only shown porn sites.

There is a reason for that.

Mother I'd Like (to) F(ornicate with)

Posted by: Grey Fox at June 14, 2017 07:58 PM (bZ7mE)

203 Displaced Person?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 14, 2017 07:58 PM (e9G8E)

204 It's mostly popular in China where there aren't enough women to go around.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June




well, they also have the problem that chinese guys do not have enough dick to handle the job on their own.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 07:59 PM (0wem/)

205 197. Term has been in use since at least the late '80's. X rated version of 'yummy mummy.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 14, 2017 07:59 PM (TwwWO)

206 And they ain't straight.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 14, 2017 07:56 PM (TwwWO)

Well, every dude here seemed to know what it was!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 07:59 PM (Y9+RI)

207 well, they also have the problem that chinese guys do not have enough dick to handle the job on their own.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 07:59 PM (0wem/)


Then why are there a zillion of them?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 07:59 PM (SRKgf)

208 What does MILF stand for? I tried to look it up but I was only shown porn sites.


Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2017 07:44 PM (wI4ew)


I thought you were cracking wise, but you're serious! Bless you, darling!

Yes, maybe there really IS hope for all of us.
Nah...

Posted by: tu3031 at June 14, 2017 07:59 PM (qJhUV)

209 Just ask me about chokladbollar or Raspberry caves (hallongrotta).... I can tell you anything you want to know .

http://www.onfoodietrail.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Hallongrotta.jpg

Posted by: SarahW at June 14, 2017 08:00 PM (Sp1NT)

210 Hey, Perez, can I borrow your phone? What's this sticky . . . oh you sick bastard.

Posted by: Pervert Eichenwald at June 14, 2017 08:00 PM (tbOMB)

211
201
No.... not MARE I'd like to.....

Posted by: Don Q.




Speak for yourself.

Posted by: Mr. Ed

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2017 07:58 PM (E9ede)








How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Zombie Catherine the Great at June 14, 2017 08:00 PM (LLzS4)

212 Was just doing some more research on Wikipedia. Apparently, MILF is not a widely used shorthand term for Eurasian milfoil.

(That might explain some weird looks I got when I talk about keeping the milf in the lake, getting the milf off the bottom of the boat, etc. Guess I won't say that any more.)

Posted by: FireHorse at June 14, 2017 08:00 PM (zkGZ8)

213 199 >>Why would straight men want to look at DPs?



I blame NBC for taking 'That's Incredible' off the air.
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2017 07:58 PM (9Fxl7)


Fran Tarkenton is now Boothe Tarkington. Sigh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 08:00 PM (mbhDw)

214 Displaced Person?




Displaced Prostrate?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2017 08:00 PM (E9ede)

215 Why would straight men want to look at DPs?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 07:55 PM (Y9+RI)

Porn is a slippery slope into hell. It conditions men and women into unnatural perversions. They can never get enough and have to seek more extreme shit to get that brain high.

It is cancer. You can get clean but you must have discipline and commitment.

Men don't start off wanting to see DP, and neither to women. They graduate to it.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 14, 2017 08:00 PM (2qHjF)

216 Then why are there a zillion of them?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 07:59 PM (SRKgf)


They're not large but they're damn persistent.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2017 08:00 PM (Mouru)

217 Okay, I'll be brave... what's DP?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 07:49 PM (Y9+RI)

So I guess you don't know DV either?

Posted by: Country Boy at June 14, 2017 08:00 PM (vN0Xi)

218 >>Then again, we know Mr. Brady did butt stuff.


Don't remind me.

Posted by: Oliver at June 14, 2017 08:00 PM (9Fxl7)

219 When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, and invite their friend Bob over one night for dinner and wine...

---

almost makes me feel guilty for spying on them and their children

Posted by: Bob from NSA at June 14, 2017 08:00 PM (vChNs)

220 The term MILF was initially popularized by the American Pie movie, in a chant about "Stifler's mom" by the Asian kid (played by Brian Dennehy).

Posted by: wooga at June 14, 2017 08:00 PM (IIUCl)

221 >>>so, how are the dreams going?


still don't get it mister.
...something about a watermelon?

Posted by: concrete girl at June 14, 2017 08:01 PM (eQi+Y)

222
Diseased Penguin?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 14, 2017 08:01 PM (LLzS4)

223 167 I'm still trying to figure out what a 'London Inferno' is. I'm afraid to search it.


--

our new hit song!

Posted by: Hot and the Gang at June 14, 2017 08:01 PM (vChNs)

224 Why would straight men want to look at DPs?
.........

When she was younger they were pretty spectacular, but I could never get past the hair. And 9 to 5 drives me crazy.

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2017 08:01 PM (HgMAr)

225 Men don't start off wanting to see DP, and neither to women. They graduate to it.


The diploma is suitable for framing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2017 08:01 PM (Mouru)

226 still don't get it mister.
...something about a watermelon?
Posted by: concrete girl at June




you bought your "dream blender" right? what do they do?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 08:02 PM (0wem/)

227 Dreamy Pelosi?

Posted by: CN at June 14, 2017 08:02 PM (W4xXw)

228 The term MILF was initially popularized by the American Pie movie, in a chant about "Stifler's mom" by the Asian kid





Stifler's mom. Mmmmmmm

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2017 08:02 PM (E9ede)

229 >>Fisting. Now THAT is wrong.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

That's YOUR opinion.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at June 14, 2017 08:02 PM (/Nite)

230 227 Dreamy Pelosi?
Posted by: CN at June 14, 2017 08:02 PM (W4xXw)


Nah. Dipshit Pelosi.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 08:02 PM (SRKgf)

231 >>Well, every dude here seemed to know what it was!


I learned it from Sefton!

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2017 08:02 PM (9Fxl7)

232 Posted by: Country Boy at June 14, 2017 08:00 PM (vN0Xi)

No, what is it?!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 08:02 PM (Y9+RI)

233 225 Men don't start off wanting to see DP, and neither to women. They graduate to it.


The diploma is suitable for framing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2017 08:01 PM (Mouru)

I still have my sheepskin.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 14, 2017 08:02 PM (NT3RT)

234 I thought Cindy was the porn star who did butt stuff.

No, Cindy did the 'Barely Legal'.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 14, 2017 08:03 PM (LTHVh)

235 Term has been in use since at least the late '80's. X rated version of 'yummy mummy.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 14, 2017 07:59 PM (TwwWO)

I thought the kid from the movie Ametican Pie introduced it when he called Stiffler's mom a MILF?

Has it really been around since the 80's?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 14, 2017 08:03 PM (2qHjF)

236
230
227 Dreamy Pelosi?

Posted by: CN at June 14, 2017 08:02 PM (W4xXw)





Nah. Dipshit Pelosi.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 08:02 PM (SRKgf)






Dessicated Pelosi

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 14, 2017 08:03 PM (LLzS4)

237 I learned it from Sefton!
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2017 08:02 PM (9Fxl7)


Sefton's corrupting all of us!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2017 08:03 PM (Mouru)

238 I think that instead of a Moron Cookbok we need an encyclopedia of dodgy terms and acronyms for all us innocents

Posted by: Tuna at June 14, 2017 08:03 PM (jm1YL)

239 MILF, you know, women like Pelosi, Clinton, Waters and especially DeLauro.

Posted by: MAGA at June 14, 2017 08:03 PM (LQ1Q3)

240 When I was a kid, I liked Jan Brady the best over Marsha.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 14, 2017 07:53 PM

I liked Carol.


Posted by: Speaking of MILF at June 14, 2017 07:57 PM (IqV8l)
...........

What, no Alice?

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2017 08:04 PM (HgMAr)

241 >>Has it really been around since the 80's?


First time I heard it was in 1991...until then, they were all YummyMummys.

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2017 08:04 PM (9Fxl7)

242 225 Men don't start off wanting to see DP, and neither to women. They graduate to it.


The diploma is suitable for framing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2017 08:01 PM (Mouru)


That's DPloma.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 08:04 PM (mbhDw)

243 235. Heard it on the mean streets of Brookline, MA.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 14, 2017 08:04 PM (TwwWO)

244 MILF, you know, women like Pelosi, Clinton, Waters and especially DeLauro.


MILPs

Moms I'd Like to Punch

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2017 08:04 PM (Mouru)

245 *Dreamy Pelosi?
Posted by: CN at June 14, 2017 08:02 PM (W4xXw)*

You just killed the thread. Hope you are happy.

Posted by: tbodie at June 14, 2017 08:04 PM (21UM+)

246 I still have my sheepskin.

Sheep intestine, to be precise....

Posted by: Grey Fox at June 14, 2017 08:04 PM (bZ7mE)

247 240
What, no Alice?
Posted by: wth at June 14, 2017 08:04 PM (HgMAr)

Now we're talking GILFs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 08:04 PM (mbhDw)

248 I was hot for Sam the butcher.

Posted by: Shep Smith at June 14, 2017 08:04 PM (l4aLi)

249 >>>you bought your "dream blender" right? what do they do?


but what does a watermelon, my mom and my h.s. boyfriend got to do with my blender?

Posted by: concrete girl at June 14, 2017 08:05 PM (eQi+Y)

250 MILF, you know, women like Pelosi, Clinton, Waters and especially DeLauro.

How does Ruth Baader-Meinhof not make the cut?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 14, 2017 08:05 PM (LTHVh)

251 238 I think that instead of a Moron Cookbok we need an encyclopedia of dodgy terms and acronyms for all us innocents
Posted by: Tuna at June 14, 2017 08:03 PM (jm1YL)
---------
Well you're getting a cookbook and that's final!

Posted by: Weasel at June 14, 2017 08:05 PM (Sfs6o)

252 DP

Double Play also seems to work

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 14, 2017 08:05 PM (vChNs)

253 Pelosi is now hoping Trump has a successful presidency....deceitful Pelosi

Posted by: CN at June 14, 2017 08:05 PM (W4xXw)

254 Porn is a slippery slope into hell. It conditions men and women into unnatural perversions. They can never get enough and have to seek more extreme shit to get that brain high.

This is Tipper Gore nonsense. I've been looking at hardcore internet shit since 1992 (dial up BBS!).

There is no drive to go more and more extreme. That's just an excuse closeted gay dudes make to excuse their fetish for watching two dudes slap their balls together. Just because you stick a chick in the middle does not make your man-on-man ball slapping fetish "extreme hardcore straight." It's just gay.

Posted by: wooga at June 14, 2017 08:05 PM (IIUCl)

255 237 I learned it from Sefton!
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2017 08:02 PM (9Fxl7)


Sefton's corrupting all of us!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2017 08:03 PM (Mouru)


I'm a Joo. It's my job. Now back to corrupting youth, wrecking the financial markets and causing wars.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 08:05 PM (mbhDw)

256 Now we're talking GILFs.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June




well, that is mostly because we have all those generations of young teen moms. not so hard when your grandma is 39.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 08:06 PM (0wem/)

257 Oh, by the by, I spoke with Cochran -- or rather, he tapped out a greeting in Morse code because of the ball gag and thumbscrews-- and he "said" he'll drop by for the ONT.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 14, 2017 08:06 PM (NT3RT)

258 Watermelon - dream-slang for pregnancy. Your hs boyfriend and your mother - don't need to be Freud to puzzle that one out.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 14, 2017 08:06 PM (TwwWO)

259 I still have my sheepskin.
Posted by: All Hail Eris



Lucky you.
Last thread, JJ said we're all joos now. There went the fore skin.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2017 08:06 PM (E9ede)

260 I'm a Joo. It's my job. Now back to corrupting youth, wrecking the financial markets and causing wars.


You seem to be slacking on the well poisoning.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 14, 2017 08:06 PM (LTHVh)

261 Y'all should read Kevin Wiliamson's latest article. He lays the blame for the MILF tabs on a coalition of Jews and rednecks. 'Least, that's how I read it.

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, covfefe moron at June 14, 2017 08:06 PM (Eynls)

262 Well you're getting a cookbook and that's final!
Posted by: Weasel at June 14, 2017 08:05 PM (Sfs6o)

Thank Goodness. I really don't want an encyclopedia for porn terms.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2017 08:06 PM (qES5k)

263 253 Pelosi is now hoping Trump has a successful presidency....deceitful Pelosi
Posted by: CN at June 14, 2017 08:05 PM (W4xXw)


I heard that and about threw up my guts. Rotten, evil, sick cvnt she is.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 08:06 PM (mbhDw)

264 Posted by: Country Boy at June 14, 2017 08:00 PM (vN0Xi)

No, what is it?!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 08:02 PM (Y9+RI)

Double Vaginal.

Posted by: Country Boy at June 14, 2017 08:06 PM (vN0Xi)

265
How does Ruth Baader-Meinhof not make the cut?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 14, 2017 08:05 PM

-------

Damn man, have some standards.

Posted by: MAGA at June 14, 2017 08:06 PM (LQ1Q3)

266 Where is the MILF tag? I don't see it.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 14, 2017 08:07 PM (IDPbH)

267 I thought you were cracking wise, but you're serious! Bless you, darling!

---

I take this as further evidence of our failure as educators here. Perhaps we need common cornhole.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 14, 2017 08:07 PM (vChNs)

268 The Brady Bunch was a fucked up show, Florence Henderson fucked Greg, Dad was gay, Cindy ended up being in a metal band. Peter married a model. Marsha Marsha Marsha.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 14, 2017 08:07 PM (6Ll1u)

269 I always wanted to know what kind of meat Sam the Butcher had.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2017 08:07 PM (89T5c)

270 but what does a watermelon, my mom and my h.s. boyfriend got to do with my blender?
Posted by: concrete girl at June




perchance does that seem like a fucked up dream, maybe one that had gone through your blender? work with me here. help me help you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 08:07 PM (0wem/)

271 He should'a wiped his hard drive... like, with a cloth.

Posted by: red speck at June 14, 2017 08:07 PM (9Xu0X)

272 Men want to penitrate by fucking a woman and being dominant. Women seek this as well. This is how we operate.

Porn destroys this hard wired biological drive and instinct. It conditions people to seek other stuff. It rewires the brain.

The Conan Pill is the best pill.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 14, 2017 08:07 PM (2qHjF)

273 Like with a cloth? hic!

Posted by: Hillary 2020! at June 14, 2017 08:07 PM (bc2Lc)

274 Dill pickles.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 14, 2017 08:07 PM (xAvrH)

275 263...these people feel guilty as sin

Posted by: CN at June 14, 2017 08:08 PM (W4xXw)

276 Travis AFB incident was a false alarm.

Yay, some good news.

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 14, 2017 08:08 PM (3myMJ)

277 Pelosi is now hoping Trump has a successful presidency....deceitful Pelosi

Posted by: CN at June 14, 2017 08:05 PM (W4xXw)


Fucking Hagraven is lying out her ass.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 14, 2017 08:08 PM (aMlLZ)

278 Well, every dude here seemed to know what it was!
---------
Fenelon Spoke told us.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2017 08:08 PM (nlbfN)

279 238 I think that instead of a Moron Cookbok we need an encyclopedia of dodgy terms and acronyms for all us innocents

Posted by: Tuna at June 14, 2017 08:03 PM (jm1YL)
...........

We also need Moron Dating and Marriage Guide

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2017 08:08 PM (HgMAr)

280
Men don't start off wanting to see DP, and neither to women. They graduate to it.

---

when they earn their dickploma

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 14, 2017 08:09 PM (vChNs)

281 262 Well you're getting a cookbook and that's final!
Posted by: Weasel at June 14, 2017 08:05 PM (Sfs6o)

Thank Goodness. I really don't want an encyclopedia for porn terms.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2017 08:06 PM (qES5k)
----------
Besides, a book of porn terms should really be a compendium..

Posted by: Weasel at June 14, 2017 08:09 PM (Sfs6o)

282 No, what is it?!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 08:02 PM (Y9+RI)



nice handle you got there when did you change to RI?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 08:09 PM (0wem/)

283 Pelosi is now hoping Trump has a successful presidency..

That's when I started waiting for the lightning.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2017 08:09 PM (oVJmc)

284 In Lovecraft-Land, I am honestly shocked that tentacles were not even considered.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 08:09 PM (6FqZa)

285 Willowed from last thread. I'll try again.

O/T Weasel, If you're still around, is the Ruger AR556 as good as the reviews say? Seems like a low price for such good coverage. Supposedly completely reliable and effective up to 400 yards.

Posted by: JTB at June 14, 2017 08:09 PM (V+03K)

286 Dangling participle.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 14, 2017 08:09 PM (xAvrH)

287 Mark Steyn up next with Tucker

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 14, 2017 08:09 PM (QMQv0)

288 So I fap to Wild Kingdom. Get off my back!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2017 08:10 PM (oVJmc)

289 Once for work I was looking up power exchange, like where companies buy and sell electric power. Googled it and came up with some SM stuff.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 14, 2017 08:10 PM (jK8Z7)

290 Can't we just stick to good old-fashioned tentacle porn?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 14, 2017 08:10 PM (F0ZHr)

291 Mark Steyn up next with Tucker
Posted by: weirdflunky at June




thanks mom.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 08:10 PM (0wem/)

292 I'm hoping Pelosi moves into a nice quiet facility where she can rely upon a regular schedule of tapioca pudding and maybe occasional bingo.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 08:10 PM (6FqZa)

293 The Brady Bunch was a fucked up show, Florence Henderson fucked Greg, Dad was gay, Cindy ended up being in a metal band. Peter married a model. Marsha Marsha Marsha.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 14, 2017 08:07 PM (6Ll1u)
..........

Then Danny Trejo showed up with a Snickers bar

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2017 08:10 PM (HgMAr)

294 Fenelon Spoke told us.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2017 08:08 PM (nlbfN)

No; I didn't. I said I hadn't heard of the tern (Never saw "American Pie") until leftists starting using it about Sarah Palin.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2017 08:10 PM (qES5k)

295 We also need Moron Dating and Marriage Guide
Posted by: wth at June 14, 2017 08:08 PM (HgMAr)
--------
And a Pet Thread Calendar.

Posted by: Weasel at June 14, 2017 08:10 PM (Sfs6o)

296 I learned it from Sefton!
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2017 08:02 PM (9Fxl7)

Oh sure, blame Sefton.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 08:10 PM (Y9+RI)

297 283 Pelosi is now hoping Trump has a successful presidency..

That's when I started waiting for the lightning.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2017 08:09 PM (oVJmc)

+++

No kidding. Makes me wonder what that witch has up her broom stick.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2017 08:11 PM (wI4ew)

298 >>Besides, a book of porn terms should really be a cumpendium..

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2017 08:11 PM (9Fxl7)

299 Democrat Congressman surfing porn sites, incredulous that they get hacked. Boris & Natasha are the new Emanuel Goldstein.

Posted by: Fen at June 14, 2017 08:11 PM (+JvP1)

300 Again: Democrat RI Lawmaker Tweets Out Screenshot of His Computer Screen; Visible Tabs Include Refernces to "Teen [Redacted]" and "Milf [Redacted]"

Why the hell are those redacted - inked out in the daily mail article? It seems as if they are integral to the story ... yet they can be blacked out. Meanwhile, the paper will publish "fuck" with maybe one letter asterisked out.

I like the "research" angle. Pretty clever, these Congresscritters. No wonder they made it to Congress ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2017 08:11 PM (rZ+mb)

301
Cut Pelosi some slack. She meant she hoped Bush has a successful presidency.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 08:11 PM (mbhDw)

302 Why do such worthless people keep getting elected? Voters elect people they wouldn't want near their grandchildren. They have no morals, no values, they don't know how to spell virtue, integrity is beyond them and they are of average intelligence at maximum but still they get elected.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 14, 2017 08:11 PM (hJrjt)

303 297 very suspicious

Posted by: CN at June 14, 2017 08:11 PM (W4xXw)

304 Remember folks, "MILF" is not just a moidlitofu, but a mother a teenage boy would like to shtupf.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 14, 2017 08:11 PM (dZ756)

305 ok yankeefifth
...but i definitely need a refund on my 5 cents

Posted by: concrete girl at June 14, 2017 08:12 PM (eQi+Y)

306 Pelosi is now hoping Trump has a successful presidency..

Which lasts about seven months.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2017 08:12 PM (qES5k)

307 Mark Steyn is on now

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2017 08:12 PM (Ot7+c)

308 Cindy ended up being in a metal band

All's well that ends well.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 08:12 PM (6FqZa)

309
Cindy's also a Trump supporter, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 08:13 PM (mbhDw)

310 Well the good news is I've personally overcame my porn viewing ways. At least by God's grace I have.

Posted by: MAGA at June 14, 2017 08:13 PM (LQ1Q3)

311 ok yankeefifth
...but i definitely need a refund on my 5 cents
Posted by: concrete girl at June




no, no, no, You should be getting billed extra for the cliff notes version of the ont. the people that got it last night thought it was "hysterical".

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 08:13 PM (0wem/)

312 Florence Henderson had sex with Greg? That's disturbing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2017 08:13 PM (qES5k)

313 O/T Gainzz
Keto Slow cooker recipe book
Amazon $0.99
https://tinyurl.com/yabajg4p

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 14, 2017 08:13 PM (dab45)

314
Overcame or overcummed?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 08:14 PM (mbhDw)

315 Well the good news is I've personally overcame my porn viewing ways.

Carpal tunnel will do that.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 14, 2017 08:14 PM (LTHVh)

316 The gerbil up my ass had a belly full of sperm. Not me.

Posted by: Preezy 44 at June 14, 2017 08:14 PM (bc2Lc)

317 Alice = Maid I'd Like to F...

Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2017 08:14 PM (nlbfN)

318 Can't we just stick to good old-fashioned tentacle porn?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at 08:10 PM
________

How about a sci-fi monster porn movie with a tentacle monster vs. a lobster? Can even through in a Shetland pony for the traditionalists.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 14, 2017 08:14 PM (zkGZ8)

319 312 Florence Henderson had sex with Greg? That's disturbing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2017 08:13 PM (qES5k)

The dad was ghey. Explains alot, doesn't it.

Posted by: ALH at June 14, 2017 08:14 PM (DHvux)

320 >Florence Henderson had sex with Greg? That's disturbing.


You think that's bad...

Posted by: Tiger at June 14, 2017 08:14 PM (9Fxl7)

321 Florence Henderson had sex with Greg? That's disturbing.


Wesson Oil?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 14, 2017 08:14 PM (LTHVh)

322 Getting here late.
This clown is a politician and a dem.
Therefore a liar.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2017 08:15 PM (UF0Iv)

323 316 The gerbil up my ass had a belly full of sperm. Not me.
Posted by: Preezy 44 at June 14, 2017 08:14 PM (bc2Lc)


Alternate lyrics to the Beatles' "Her Majesty."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 08:15 PM (mbhDw)

324 Oh shit. So much for the sock on the last post.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2017 08:15 PM (89T5c)

325 Alice = Maid I'd Like to F...

Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2017 08:14 PM
________

DP works there, too - Domestic ...

Posted by: FireHorse at June 14, 2017 08:15 PM (zkGZ8)

326 Florence Henderson had sex with Greg? That's disturbing.

The worst part is it was last week.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2017 08:15 PM (oVJmc)

327 That guy had a lot of tabs open on porn.

Videos, teen ___, teen ___, ____ blond, young cut (?), brunette J___, Submitted(?)

I think he really wanted a job at the SEC.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2017 08:15 PM (rZ+mb)

328 "How about a sci-fi monster porn movie with a tentacle monster vs. a lobster?"

Ugh! That's not right!

Posted by: Ensign Guy (with the red shirt) at June 14, 2017 08:15 PM (6FqZa)

329 Other suggestions and benefits on the Conan Pill/ Mindset.

Stand at attention, make eye contact and don't break it when talking to somebody, and when a girl makes eye contract with you DO NOT be the first to break it.

On the last part I had a very fertile pretty 20 something constantly looking my way and making eye contact and holding it. I had not seen her in a month. She was impressed with my GAINZZZ and the confidence I gave off.

Porn is for Marxists and addicts.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 14, 2017 08:15 PM (2qHjF)

330 Okay, morons, Alice or Hazel?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2017 08:16 PM (oVJmc)

331 320 >Florence Henderson had sex with Greg? That's disturbing.


You think that's bad...
Posted by: Tiger at June 14, 2017 08:14 PM (9Fxl7)


"THE ARISTOCRATS!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 08:16 PM (mbhDw)

332 Carpal tunnel will do that.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 14, 2017 08:14 PM (LTHVh)

------------

Ha

Posted by: MAGA at June 14, 2017 08:16 PM (LQ1Q3)

333 nice handle you got there when did you change to RI?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 08:09 PM (0wem/)

They just randomly change!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 08:16 PM (Y9+RI)

334 330 Okay, morons, Alice or Hazel?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2017 08:16 PM (oVJmc)


Shirley Booth or the Jetson's robot?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 08:17 PM (mbhDw)

335 OT The White House flew the POW/ MIA flag today in honor of Flag Day.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 14, 2017 08:17 PM (ozqX4)

336 294
No; I didn't. I said I hadn't heard of the tern (Never saw "American Pie") until leftists starting using it about Sarah Palin.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2017 08:10 PM (qES5k)

More than a few conservatives also described her thusly.

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2017 08:17 PM (sdi6R)

337 Posted by: ALH at June 14, 2017 08:14 PM (DHvux)

Nope; It explains little. If true, it's creepy-having sex with someone who was playing your son in a TV show?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2017 08:17 PM (qES5k)

338 Ok, this thread is pure comedy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2017 08:17 PM (ZgkX8)

339
Videos, teen ___, teen ___, ____ blond, young cut (?)

I'm assuming that's 'young, cute' unless he's looking for circumcised boys (well, Democrat, after all...)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2017 08:17 PM (oVJmc)

340 I think Florence on the Jefferson's was boinking the doorman.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 14, 2017 08:17 PM (LTHVh)

341 I'd have more respect for him if he'd just admit he was bored and couldn't sleep.

Posted by: John Marston at June 14, 2017 08:17 PM (SkuXa)

342 posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 08:17 PM (mbhDw)

Robot!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2017 08:17 PM (wmaTe)

343 335 OT The White House flew the POW/ MIA flag today in honor of Flag Day.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 14, 2017 08:17 PM (ozqX4)

+++

That's wonderful.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2017 08:17 PM (wI4ew)

344 338 Ok, this thread is pure comedy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2017 08:17 PM (ZgkX


Pure, not so much.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 08:18 PM (mbhDw)

345 285 Willowed from last thread. I'll try again.

O/T Weasel, If you're still around, is the Ruger AR556 as good as the reviews say? Seems like a low price for such good coverage. Supposedly completely reliable and effective up to 400 yards.
Posted by: JTB at June 14, 2017 08:09 PM (V+03K)
----------
Hey JTB -
I'm probably not the best person to ask. I have a couple ARs but they're just for plinking. I have one AR platform rifle that I thought about making into a mid-range match gun but never got around to working up a load for it. I can't imagine why you wouldn't get good results at 400 yards with a little heavier bullet. Something in the 70 plus grain department.

Posted by: Weasel at June 14, 2017 08:18 PM (Sfs6o)

346 Witness to shooting says police arrived and hollered at perp to put his gun down. Voice from dugout shouted, "Just shoot him!"

I hope that wasn't a Democrat.

*fans face*

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 14, 2017 08:18 PM (3myMJ)

347 True story. Some years ago my boss was a lady who was very well developed in the boobs department. Not gross but good and plenty. We horny young guys referred to her as our "titular ruler" but we liked her and she was a good boss.

So one day I was composing an email to her, asking for a few minutes of her time to discuss something emergent (no, not my boner) and meant to type "I know you are very busy...".

You know how the Y and the T are right next to each other on the keyboard? Instead of BUSY I typed BUSTY. The thing is I actually saw it just before I hit send, but my brain failed to scream NOOOOOOO to my finger fast enough, and it was sent.

She never said a word about it, and we had our meeting. Fortunately the rest of the note was strictly business so she could only interpret it as a fat-finger. But the whole meeting she seemed to be pushing out her chest, and I had a hell of a time not checking out her truly impressive rack!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 14, 2017 08:18 PM (LeUrG)

348 No; I didn't. I said I hadn't heard of the tern (Never saw "American Pie") until leftists starting using it about Sarah Palin.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2017 08:10 PM (qES5k)

I believe the first time the term was used in a movie was in Swingers.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2017 08:18 PM (rZ+mb)

349 344 338 Ok, this thread is pure comedy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2017 08:17 PM (ZgkX


Pure, not so much.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 08:18 PM (mbhDw)

Uncut?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2017 08:19 PM (ZgkX8)

350 Shirley Booth or the Jetson's robot?

Shirley Booth, unless you're Kurt Eichenwald.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2017 08:19 PM (oVJmc)

351 Something I learned today:

"Bisexual" is no longer an accepted term. It is bigoted because it assumes there are only two genders. One must now call themselves "pansexual."

No joke.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 14, 2017 08:19 PM (nILVB)

352 >>>340 I think Florence on the Jefferson's was boinking the doorman


that was rhoda

Posted by: concrete girl at June 14, 2017 08:19 PM (eQi+Y)

353 A threesome with Jane & Rosie was out of this world! I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Posted by: George Jetson at June 14, 2017 08:19 PM (tST6/)

354 Hey, the Jetson's robot was Rosie, Sefton.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2017 08:19 PM (oVJmc)

355 They just randomly change!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June



right, right after the rhode island lobster thread you show up with an RI flag. ok, if you say so.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 08:19 PM (0wem/)

356 Posted by: ALH at June 14, 2017 08:14 PM (DHvux)

310. Good. Porn is not a victimless crime.

http://tinyurl.com/y9gq2u84

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2017 08:20 PM (qES5k)

357 347 Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 14, 2017 08:18 PM (LeUrG)


"Mr. Osato believes in a healthy chest!"

- - Miss Brandt

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 08:20 PM (mbhDw)

358 312 Florence Henderson had sex with Greg? That's disturbing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2017 08:13 PM (qES5k)

Why does anyone even know that, except for the two of them?

Posted by: Splunge at June 14, 2017 08:20 PM (iMxBJ)

359
354 Hey, the Jetson's robot was Rosie, Sefton.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2017 08:19 PM (oVJmc)


Oops. Well, there you go.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 08:20 PM (mbhDw)

360 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 14, 2017 08:15 PM (2qHjF)

WTF?

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 14, 2017 08:20 PM (IDPbH)

361 125: Impressive.

Posted by: LASue at June 14, 2017 08:20 PM (Mjus2)

362 >>>Videos, teen ___, teen ___, ____ blond, young cut (?)

I'm assuming that's 'young, cute' unless he's looking for circumcised boys (well, Democrat, after all...)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2017 08:17 PM (oVJmc)

Aha! I thought he might have been into some weird muzzie porn.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2017 08:20 PM (rZ+mb)

363 Pansexual sounds to me like you want to hump any person that moves.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2017 08:21 PM (qES5k)

364 I'm pondering Alice/Hazel while the 'ettes decide between Tony Micelli and Mr. French.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 14, 2017 08:21 PM (zkGZ8)

365 358 312 Florence Henderson had sex with Greg? That's disturbing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2017 08:13 PM (qES5k)

Why does anyone even know that, except for the two of them?
Posted by: Splunge at June 14, 2017 08:20 PM (iMxBJ)


Because it sells books, dummy!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 08:21 PM (mbhDw)

366 I think that instead of a Moron Cookbok we need an encyclopedia of dodgy terms and acronyms for all us innocents

--------
Don't go... it's a cockbook!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2017 08:21 PM (nlbfN)

367 I give Ramon's pron search 3 Eichenwalds.

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 14, 2017 08:21 PM (3myMJ)

368 363 Pansexual sounds to me like you want to hump any person that moves.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2017 08:21 PM (qES5k)


Or a half-man half-goat, a choreographer or AllClad.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 08:21 PM (mbhDw)

369 Shirley Booth or the Jetson's robot?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 08:17 PM (mbhDw)
---
Jane, stop this crazy thing!!!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 14, 2017 08:21 PM (NT3RT)

370 Pansexual sounds to me like you want to hump any person that moves.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June




why would you include the word human?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 08:21 PM (0wem/)

371 "Bisexual" is no longer an accepted term. It is bigoted because it assumes there are only two genders. One must now call themselves "pansexual."

No joke.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 14, 2017 08:19 PM (nILVB)

Ehh, I think there's a slight difference: Pan sexuals will bang anyone (including all kinds of trannies), bisexuals will only bang dudes and chicks.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2017 08:21 PM (wmaTe)

372 363 Pansexual sounds to me like you want to hump any person that moves.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2017 08:21 PM (qES5k)

Or something that involves Zamphir.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2017 08:22 PM (ZgkX8)

373 269 I always wanted to know what kind of meat Sam the Butcher had.

Sausage. Beautiful long sausage.

Posted by: Shep Smith at June 14, 2017 08:22 PM (l4aLi)

374 364 I'm pondering Alice/Hazel while the 'ettes decide between Tony Micelli and Mr. French.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 14, 2017 08:21 PM (zkGZ


There's always Mrs. Livingston.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 08:22 PM (mbhDw)

375 Who is the best bangable maid of all time?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 14, 2017 08:22 PM (6Ll1u)

376 You know how the Y and the T are right next to each other on the keyboard? Instead of BUSY I typed BUSTY. The thing is I actually saw it just before I hit send, but my brain failed to scream NOOOOOOO to my finger fast enough, and it was sent.

"These new servers are real, and spectacular..."

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 08:23 PM (6FqZa)

377 358: False. As I recall, Barry had a big crush in Florence and asked her to dinner. She, being a kind woman, went and let him down easily. Barry/Greg wrote about it in his Brady book. Pre- Marcia, I think.

Posted by: LASue at June 14, 2017 08:23 PM (Mjus2)

378 'Pansexual' means you're turned on by T-Fal.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2017 08:23 PM (oVJmc)

379 I will now go on record as saying that none of my friends or members of my family, living or dead, have ever asked me to look up a porn term on Wikipedia for them.

I have now solved the riddle of why I am not a progressive nitwit, I guess. Well, that and all the enduring political trauma from the grinning idiot from Georgia.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 14, 2017 08:23 PM (F0ZHr)

380 Ehh, I think there's a slight difference: Pan sexuals will bang anyone (including all kinds of trannies), bisexuals will only bang dudes and chicks.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2017 08:21 PM (wmaTe)

+++

That seems correct. There should be room for both.l

Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2017 08:23 PM (wI4ew)

381 no, no...mr. belvedere

Posted by: concrete girl at June 14, 2017 08:23 PM (eQi+Y)

382 369 Shirley Booth or the Jetson's robot?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 08:17 PM (mbhDw)
---
Jane, stop this crazy thing!!!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 14, 2017 08:21 PM (NT3RT)


George tied to bed, naked, as Jane moves the sybian into position . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 08:23 PM (mbhDw)

383
If I had the access to porn back then like they have now my arm would've fallen off.


Posted by: Mark1971 at June 14, 2017 07:54 PM (xPl2J)

Dude.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 14, 2017 08:23 PM (XoldI)

384 375 Who is the best bangable maid of all time?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 14, 2017 08:22 PM (6Ll1u)

Yvette from Clue.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2017 08:23 PM (ZgkX8)

385 Who is the best bangable maid of all time?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 14, 2017 08:22 PM (6Ll1u)

Some chick in a Bond movie, undoubtedly.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2017 08:24 PM (rZ+mb)

386 Della Street would be my squeeze.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 14, 2017 08:24 PM (l4aLi)

387 I'm pondering Alice/Hazel while the 'ettes decide between Tony Micelli and Mr. French.

You'll get Mr. Belvedere and LIKE it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2017 08:24 PM (oVJmc)

388 I must be missing something, because I didn't see the word "milf" on any of those tabs.

Posted by: TimInVirginia at June 14, 2017 08:24 PM (ODygt)

389 you goofy perverts.

Hey! I am NOT goofy!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 14, 2017 08:24 PM (MMsts)

390 381 no, no...mr. belvedere

Posted by: concrete girl at June 14, 2017 08:23 PM (eQi+Y)


Better known as Roger Debris.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 08:24 PM (mbhDw)

391 Bebes!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 08:24 PM (0wem/)

392 Shirley Booth or the Jetson's robot?

------

Mr. French

Posted by: MAGA at June 14, 2017 08:24 PM (LQ1Q3)

393 375. It's Japan - so, yeah, they've got this covered.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maid_café

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 14, 2017 08:24 PM (TwwWO)

394 370 Pansexual sounds to me like you want to hump any person that moves.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June




why would you include the word human?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 08:21 PM (0wem/)

I thought pansexual refers to preferring sex with cookware.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 14, 2017 08:24 PM (hJrjt)

395 WTF?
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 14, 2017 08:20 PM (IDPbH)


You read my mind.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 08:25 PM (SRKgf)

396 I did Astro. Guess where.

Posted by: Scooby Doo at June 14, 2017 08:25 PM (bc2Lc)

397 no, no...mr. belvedere

Posted by: concrete girl at June



is mr belvedere doing something inappropriate?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 08:25 PM (0wem/)

398 Who is the best bangable maid of all time?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 14, 2017 08:22 PM

Teri Copley from We Got It Made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tj0zNQvAio

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 14, 2017 08:25 PM (xPl2J)

399 Well, I'm always looking up the weird stuff that crops up on the ONT. Guess I could look up other stuff between 10 and 11 PDT if Ace needs a researcher.

MILF ?
MILFACALLAFRAGELISTICEXPEALIDOSHUS.
Copyright compliance.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 14, 2017 08:25 PM (kIxPI)

400 I thought pansexual refers to preferring sex with cookware.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 14, 2017 08:24 PM (hJrjt)

Only if it's teflon coated. Safe sex.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2017 08:25 PM (qES5k)

401 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 14, 2017 07:51 PM (4ErVI)

Except I have a working theory that the easy availability of specific porn to meet any interest is partly responsible for the otherwise inexplicable long term drop in violent crime.

Posted by: Mega at June 14, 2017 08:25 PM (Npavu)

402 Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 08:19 PM (0wem/)

If I could change it, I'd have made it y5, not y9.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 08:25 PM (Y9+RI)

403 If I could change it, I'd have made it y5, not y9.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June




scotch! someone get me a scotch now!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 08:26 PM (0wem/)

404 400. Heh....that skillet is a cast iron bitch....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 14, 2017 08:26 PM (TwwWO)

405 We're about to give out our first honorary Aeronautical Engineering degree to a white guy...

Posted by: Florida Memorial 'University' at June 14, 2017 08:27 PM (ZIFyZ)

406 /hides copy of "The Lusty Argonian Maid Folio"

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 14, 2017 08:27 PM (66CWr)

407

Stop for one second and consider that not 12 hours ago, we were dealing with an attempted mass murder/political assassination and now we are talking about MILF T-Fal.


Reason #449 why AOSHQ is "Award Winning."



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 08:27 PM (mbhDw)

408 Well there was one strange thing in the meeting: she asked something about if I enjoyed motorboating, but I told her I preferred sailing.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 14, 2017 08:27 PM (LeUrG)

409 Diabeetus!

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at June 14, 2017 08:27 PM (oVJmc)

410 What a wretched hive of scummy villainy the Democrat Party is.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2017 08:27 PM (Wj6hd)

411 Posted by: torquewrench at June 14, 2017 07:53 PM (ujwCG)

Except that was only made explicitly illegal this past December by Bambi's FCC. So he was never too concerned about it.

The things the media doesn't tell us.....

Posted by: Mega at June 14, 2017 08:27 PM (Npavu)

412 Hottest maid? Connie Booth.

Posted by: Basil Fawlty at June 14, 2017 08:27 PM (bc2Lc)

413
296
I learned it from Sefton!

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2017 08:02 PM (9Fxl7)



Oh sure, blame Sefton.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 08:10 PM (Y9+RI)








Isn't "I blame Sefton" kind of the go-to excuse at the HQ?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 14, 2017 08:27 PM (LLzS4)

414 >>>is mr belvedere doing something inappropriate?


no...and he certainly isn't in any of my dreams wiseguy

Posted by: concrete girl at June 14, 2017 08:28 PM (eQi+Y)

415 Prefer fapping Dems to murdering ones.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2017 08:28 PM (8k/Um)

416 >>Who is the best bangable maid of all time?


Tony

Posted by: Mona at June 14, 2017 08:28 PM (9Fxl7)

417 400 I thought pansexual refers to preferring sex with cookware.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 14, 2017 08:24 PM (hJrjt)

Only if it's teflon coated. Safe sex.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2017 08:25 PM (qES5k)

Oh dear. We've corrupted you!

Posted by: Insomniac, ready to watch the world burn at June 14, 2017 08:28 PM (0mRoj)

418 Teen Wolf. Or Teen Wolf 2. Or Teen Age Mutant Turtles.M

Posted by: Minuteman at June 14, 2017 08:28 PM (IUIr7)

419 I thought pansexual was sex with fairies.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 14, 2017 08:28 PM (IDPbH)

420 406 /hides copy of "The Lusty Argonian Maid Folio"
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 14, 2017 08:27 PM (66CWr)

Hah!

Did you notice the "Randy Dowager" in Inquisition?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2017 08:28 PM (ZgkX8)

421 no...and he certainly isn't in any of my dreams wiseguy
Posted by: concrete girl at June


yet

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 08:28 PM (0wem/)

422 Ray Van Dune @347 --

Wow. That's some good stuff.

(Good thing you weren't physicists studying bosons. Who knows what your finger would've done.)

Posted by: FireHorse at June 14, 2017 08:28 PM (zkGZ8)

423 I thought pansexual was sex with fairies.


He's that goat legged fellow.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 14, 2017 08:29 PM (LTHVh)

424 >>Who is the best bangable maid of all time?

Saffron

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2017 08:29 PM (9Fxl7)

425 413
296
I learned it from Sefton!

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2017 08:02 PM (9Fxl7)



Oh sure, blame Sefton.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 08:10 PM

Isn't "I blame Sefton" kind of the go-to excuse at the HQ?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 14, 2017 08:27 PM (LLzS4)

Or CBD. He is a raging anti-Semite after all.

Posted by: Insomniac, ready to watch the world burn at June 14, 2017 08:29 PM (0mRoj)

426 'Pansexual' means you're turned on by T-Fal.
--------
Copper-bottomed.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2017 08:29 PM (nlbfN)

427 Teri Copley from We Got It Made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tj0zNQvAio
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 14, 2017 08:25 PM (xPl2J)


Yeah, I get the headlights, but she looks like she's got the IQ of a rutabaga.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 08:29 PM (SRKgf)

428 I thought pansexual was sex with fairies.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June




they just call that gay

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 08:29 PM (0wem/)

429 Isn't "I blame Sefton" kind of the go-to excuse at the HQ?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 14, 2017 08:27 PM (LLzS4


I am not much of a Daywalker.

I was frankly shocked that Sefton knew what a DP was.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 08:30 PM (Y9+RI)

430 419 I thought pansexual was sex with fairies.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 14, 2017 08:28 PM (IDPbH)

While listening to Zamfir.

Posted by: Insomniac, ready to watch the world burn at June 14, 2017 08:30 PM (0mRoj)

431 429. Look, he was young and needed the money.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 14, 2017 08:30 PM (TwwWO)

432 76 And what about "Brunette J[ailbait]"?

Yeah, that's the only thing I can think of that fits.

Posted by: Innovator at June 14, 2017 08:30 PM (GX56c)

433 Pansexual' means you're turned on by T-Fal.
--------
Copper-bottomed.
Posted by: andycanuck at June




you and your whore cookware, gentlemen are aroused bu le creuset.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 08:30 PM (0wem/)

434 Isn't "I blame Sefton" kind of the go-to excuse at the HQ?

It is now.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 14, 2017 08:30 PM (qJhUV)

435 I thought pansexual was sex with fairies.

Sex with a hairy Greek God with hooves, or his minions.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2017 08:31 PM (qES5k)

436 431 429. Look, he was young and needed the money.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 14, 2017 08:30 PM (TwwWO)


He was just experimenting! In college!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 08:31 PM (SRKgf)

437 Yeah, I get the headlights, but she looks like she's got the IQ of a rutabaga.



Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 08:29 PM

And that's exactly how she played it on the show.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 14, 2017 08:31 PM (xPl2J)

438 Yeah, that's the only thing I can think of that fits.
Posted by: Innovator at June




jews, jugs

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 08:31 PM (0wem/)

439 434 Isn't "I blame Sefton" kind of the go-to excuse at the HQ?

It is now.
Posted by: tu3031 at June 14, 2017 08:30 PM (qJhUV)
--
We need "I Blame Sefton" bumper stickers.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 14, 2017 08:31 PM (NT3RT)

440 >>I thought pansexual was sex with fairies.

Well...

Posted by: Barry at June 14, 2017 08:32 PM (/Nite)

441 345 ... Thanks Weasel. Wasn't sure about some of the claims. The reviews mentioned heavier bullets for longer ranges and the 1:8 twist would apparently do the job.

Reading about ARs is a different world from flintlocks and 45-70 Rolling Blocks.

Posted by: JTB at June 14, 2017 08:32 PM (V+03K)

442 I was frankly shocked that Sefton knew what a DP was.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 08:30 PM (Y9+RI)

But not me?

: )

Posted by: Country Boy at June 14, 2017 08:32 PM (vN0Xi)

443 And that's exactly how she played it on the show.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 14, 2017 08:31 PM (xPl2J)


What range.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 08:32 PM (SRKgf)

444
Hey, the Jetson's robot was Rosie, Sefton.

And she got riveted.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2017 08:32 PM (IqV8l)

445 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/
article-4603082/
Miracle-baby-dropped-tenth-floor-blazing-flats.html

A man caught a baby thrown from the tenth floor of that building in London.

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2017 08:32 PM (ZIFyZ)

446 The Horde is slipping.

Olivia Munn + French maid outfit + diving into giant chocolate pie = winning.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2017 08:32 PM (Wj6hd)

447 wth is ace?...this thread is right up his alley

Posted by: concrete girl at June 14, 2017 08:32 PM (eQi+Y)

448 We need "I Blame Sefton" bumper stickers.

At the HQ, we take matters into our own hands, as it were.

Posted by: Grump928(c) Blames Sefton at June 14, 2017 08:33 PM (LTHVh)

449 I was frankly shocked that Sefton knew what a DP was.

It's usually 6-4-3.

What?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 14, 2017 08:33 PM (F0ZHr)

450

you and your whore cookware, gentlemen are aroused bu le creuset.

Yeah, but you wind up married to corningware.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2017 08:33 PM (oVJmc)

451 446 The Horde is slipping.

Olivia Munn + French maid outfit + diving into giant chocolate pie = winning.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2017 08:32 PM (Wj6hd)

Olivia Munn = winning

Posted by: Insomniac, ready to watch the world burn at June 14, 2017 08:33 PM (0mRoj)

452 man caught a baby thrown from the tenth floor of that building in London.
Posted by: t-bird at June




the unfortunate thing was when he spiked it in celebration.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 08:33 PM (0wem/)

453 >>you and your whore cookware, gentlemen are aroused bu le creuset.


All-Clad

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2017 08:34 PM (9Fxl7)

454 446 The Horde is slipping.

Olivia Munn + French maid outfit + diving into giant chocolate pie = winning.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2017 08:32 PM (Wj6hd)

And I would've given my left nut to have licked her clean. Oh yes.

Posted by: Insomniac, ready to watch the world burn at June 14, 2017 08:34 PM (0mRoj)

455 Legislatin'. Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2017 08:34 PM (ZIFyZ)

456 We need "I Blame Sefton" bumper stickers.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 14, 2017 08:31 PM (NT3RT)

+++

That would be so funny. Nobody would know what it means.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2017 08:34 PM (wI4ew)

457 450 comments in a hour? Is this topic popular or what?

Posted by: Bruce Jenner's doodle sack at June 14, 2017 08:34 PM (BO/km)

458 I'm sure this has been asked, but who the fuck sends someone a screenshot of a webpage instead of the fucking URL?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 14, 2017 08:34 PM (pUDQf)

459 Answer #3. Definitely answer #3.

Did I get it right?

Posted by: Che Pizza at June 14, 2017 08:34 PM (mjirE)

460 A man caught a baby thrown from the tenth floor of that building in London.

Too bad he spiked it in the end zone.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2017 08:35 PM (oVJmc)

461 Forest porn sounds like something those furries are involved in.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 14, 2017 08:35 PM (4ErVI)

462 456 We need "I Blame Sefton" bumper stickers.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 14, 2017 08:31 PM (NT3RT)

+++

That would be so funny. Nobody would know what it means.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2017 08:34 PM (wI4ew)

We'd be able to identify Morons in an instant though.

Posted by: Insomniac, ready to watch the world burn at June 14, 2017 08:35 PM (0mRoj)

463 My social media feed is clogged with the "we need to come together" stuff.

Is it wrong that I no longer wish to come together with people that call me racist? With people that call me homophobic? With people that say I want millions to die? With people that say I am responsible for the systematic oppression of minorities and genders? With people that used t drive by the campaign headquarters and lean out the window and shout "F*ck Trump and F*ck You, Motherf*cker"?

You know, I've never tried to be anything other than good and helpful to any rational person that I ever encountered. About the last f*cking thing I want to hear is how I need to tone down MY political rhetoric.

Sorry, rant over.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 14, 2017 08:35 PM (72LMu)

464 Did anyone read the tweet this retard, Perez, wrote about his stupidity? The guy can barely speak English. I know it's not in the Constitution ... but the idea that someone who can't speak English is in a legislature run in English ... it just boggles the mind.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2017 08:35 PM (rZ+mb)

465 458 I'm sure this has been asked, but who the fuck sends someone a screenshot of a webpage instead of the fucking URL?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 14, 2017 08:34 PM (pUDQf)


Someone who should be mowing lawns for a living?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 08:35 PM (SRKgf)

466 I remember when ace would blame things on Puerto Rican kids.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 14, 2017 08:36 PM (IDPbH)

467 Teri Copley, I hear, became a Christian and left show biz. Good on her.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2017 08:36 PM (oVJmc)

468 Adam West claimed that he banged the shit out of Ginger from Gilligan's Isle

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 14, 2017 08:36 PM (6Ll1u)

469 DPDT baby!

Posted by: A Xwitch at June 14, 2017 08:36 PM (BO/km)

470 458 I'm sure this has been asked, but who the fuck sends someone a screenshot of a webpage instead of the fucking URL?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 14, 2017 08:34 PM (pUDQf)

My almost 79 year old father?

Well, he might do that if you could figure out what a screenshot is. Or a url. Or a tab.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 14, 2017 08:36 PM (4ErVI)

471 441 345 ... Thanks Weasel. Wasn't sure about some of the claims. The reviews mentioned heavier bullets for longer ranges and the 1:8 twist would apparently do the job.

Reading about ARs is a different world from flintlocks and 45-70 Rolling Blocks.
Posted by: JTB at June 14, 2017 08:32 PM (V+03K)
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Sure. They're all going to behave a little differently, but the 1:8 twist rifling should stabilize bullets up to 77grains or so. To compare, I shoot 140's at mid range (600 yds), and that's pretty light. The .308s the team shooters are using are loading bullets over 200gr for long range.

Posted by: Weasel at June 14, 2017 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)

472 >>Who is the best bangable maid of all time?

Barbara Eden - I Dream of Jeannie

*mic drop*

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2017 08:37 PM (rZ+mb)

473 Watching Judge Dredd. Very underrated movie.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 14, 2017 08:37 PM (IDPbH)

474 A Democrat lied? Lawdy, lawdy, pass the smelling salts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2017 08:37 PM (XUcIQ)

475 473 Watching Judge Dredd. Very underrated movie.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 14, 2017 08:37 PM (IDPbH)


Taking notes, are we?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 08:37 PM (SRKgf)

476 I like North Korean gay MILF porn

Midgets I Like to Fondle

Posted by: Kim Jong very Ill at June 14, 2017 08:37 PM (xjwgX)

477 And everyone knows the redacteded word is REDACTED.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 14, 2017 08:37 PM (pUDQf)

478 Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 08:33 PM (0wem/)

You are so rotten.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 08:38 PM (Y9+RI)

479 who the fuck sends someone a screenshot of a webpage instead of the fucking URL?

We've got a whole state full of 'em! You've only got our best and brightest.

Posted by: Puerto Rico, The 58th State at June 14, 2017 08:38 PM (ZIFyZ)

480 I think we can safely determine why the Moro Islamic Liberation Front is so pissy these days...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 14, 2017 08:38 PM (udajc)

481 478 Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 08:33 PM (0wem/)

You are so rotten.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 08:38 PM (Y9+RI)

It's part of his roguish charm.

Posted by: Insomniac, ready to watch the world burn at June 14, 2017 08:39 PM (0mRoj)

482 >> social media feed is clogged with the "we need to come together" stuff.


If we're lucky, we'll get it on the first take.

now, places everyone!

Posted by: DP Consulting at June 14, 2017 08:39 PM (9Fxl7)

483 wth is ace?...this thread is right up his alley
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He's got too many tabs open right now. Maybe in an hour.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2017 08:39 PM (nlbfN)

484 While we are on the subject of Puerto Rico, any chance that admitting them to statehood could help us find Nicole Simpson's real killer and bring him to justice?

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 14, 2017 08:40 PM (72LMu)

485 It's part of his roguish charm.
Posted by: Insomniac, ready to watch the world burn at June 14, 2017 08:39 PM (0mRoj)

It's something alright.....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 08:40 PM (Y9+RI)

486 479 who the fuck sends someone a screenshot of a webpage instead of the fucking URL?

We've got a whole state full of 'em! You've only got our best and brightest.
Posted by: Puerto Rico, The 58th State at June 14, 2017 08:38 PM (ZIFyZ)


You laugh, but have you ever been to a Federal office in DC? There's not a clerical employee who weighs less than 300 lbs. and is, at best, semi-literate. My favorite was the one used "O" in place of "0" throughout a document.

Yeah, she gets it. Totally.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 08:40 PM (SRKgf)

487 475 473 Watching Judge Dredd. Very underrated movie.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 14, 2017 08:37 PM (IDPbH)


Taking notes, are we?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 08:37 PM (SRKgf)

I like the ROE

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 14, 2017 08:40 PM (IDPbH)

488 "Who is the best bangable maid of all time?"

Well in my day I could really clean house iykwimaityd.

Posted by: Hazel at June 14, 2017 08:41 PM (BO/km)

489 479 who the fuck sends someone a screenshot of a webpage instead of the fucking URL?

We've got a whole state full of 'em! You've only got our best and brightest.
Posted by: Puerto Rico, The 58th State at June 14, 2017 08:38 PM (ZIFyZ)


The sad part is that that's probably true.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 08:41 PM (SRKgf)

490 Which Dredd are you watching? Stallone or Urban?

Posted by: Insomniac, ready to watch the world burn at June 14, 2017 08:41 PM (0mRoj)

491
447
wth is ace?...this thread is right up his alley

Posted by: concrete girl at June 14, 2017 08:32 PM (eQi+Y)







No need to hammer it home.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 14, 2017 08:41 PM (LLzS4)

492 You are so rotten.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June



hey, still trying to get my 1% patch at the hq.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 08:41 PM (0wem/)

493 dobbsy is on fire.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 14, 2017 08:41 PM (WTSFk)

494 We've got a whole state full of 'em! You've only got our best and brightest.

Posted by: Puerto Rico, The 58th State at June 14, 2017 08:38 PM (ZIFyZ)

You're no state. But I'd like to see you made into your own country. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2017 08:42 PM (rZ+mb)

495 Did you say make them live under their own rules?

http://tinyurl.com/Z88888z

Posted by: One Set of Rules at June 14, 2017 08:42 PM (HGnpK)

496 484: Doubtful: it was a Colombian necktie, not a Puerto Rican one. The search goes on in South America.

Posted by: LASue at June 14, 2017 08:42 PM (Mjus2)

497 The Stallone Dredd or the Urban / Cersei Dredd?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 08:43 PM (6FqZa)

498 462 456 We need "I Blame Sefton" bumper stickers.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 14, 2017 08:31 PM (NT3RT)

+++

That would be so funny. Nobody would know what it means.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2017 08:34 PM (wI4ew)

We'd be able to identify Morons in an instant though.
Posted by: Insomniac, ready to watch the world burn at June 14, 2017 08:35 PM (0mRoj)
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Cuz when I'm driving nobody can tell I'm pantsless.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 14, 2017 08:43 PM (NT3RT)

499 Only the finest for you, citizens! We got a million more...

Posted by: Democrats at June 14, 2017 08:43 PM (ZIFyZ)

500 You're no state. But I'd like to see you made into your own country. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2017 08:42 PM (rZ+mb)

This.

We've got more than enough useless layabouts here now. The last thing we need to do is import more.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 08:43 PM (SRKgf)

501
469
DPDT baby!

Posted by: A Xwitch at June 14, 2017 08:36 PM (BO/km)







Watch it. I might relay that to the cobs.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 14, 2017 08:44 PM (LLzS4)

502 The Stallone Dredd or the Urban / Cersei Dredd?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 08:43 PM (6FqZa)

Stallone Dredd gets 50 bonus points for Diane Lane.

I never saw the other one. Never even heard of it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2017 08:44 PM (rZ+mb)

503 463
About the last f*cking thing I want to hear is how I need to tone down MY political rhetoric.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 14, 2017 08:35 PM (72LMu)


Yep. And anyone who brings up gun control will be met with "Just shut your fucking mouth."

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2017 08:44 PM (sdi6R)

504 My social media feed is clogged with the "we need to come together" stuff.



Is it wrong that I no longer wish to come together with people that
call me racist? With people that call me homophobic? With people that
say I want millions to die? With people that say I am responsible for
the systematic oppression of minorities and genders? With people that
used t drive by the campaign headquarters and lean out the window and
shout "F*ck Trump and F*ck You, Motherf*cker"?



You know, I've never tried to be anything other than good and
helpful to any rational person that I ever encountered. About the last
f*cking thing I want to hear is how I need to tone down MY political
rhetoric.



Sorry, rant over.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 14, 2017 08:35 PM (72LMu)

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Do kindly tell those people to fuck off.

These bastards spend every day trying to orchestrate a way to remove an elected president from office. They encourage illegal leaks and push fake lies to delegitimize an election that they lost. There are dozens of celebs portraying the assassination of Trump. There is literally a play going on every night in NY of the presidents assignation, to the roaring applause of leftist crowds.

Every day they advocate political violence. Every day.

These are not Americans. They gave up their right to be Americans when they decided that elections don't matter to them. In fact, I stopped considering these filth to even be human. They are brainwashed oppressors trying to impose their will on anyone who does not subscribe to their horrid dystopian view.

Posted by: JC at June 14, 2017 08:44 PM (3GSgE)

505 social media feed is clogged with the "we need to come together" stuff.
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Republicans don't want anyone killed. Democrats don't want Democrats killed. That's as close as it's going to get.

Also... the LEFT has declared war and become violent. THEY need to get in line, not anyone else.

Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2017 08:44 PM (aT+Bx)

506 422 Ray Van Dune @347 --
Wow. That's some good stuff.
(Good thing you weren't physicists studying bosons. Who knows what your finger would've done.)

Holy shit, how did you guess we were physicists?! But fortunately we were studying hadrons....

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 14, 2017 08:45 PM (LeUrG)

507 Dude. DUDE. The Dredd with Karl Urban and Queen Cersei (I don't know her real name) was awesome.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 08:45 PM (6FqZa)

508 You laugh, but have you ever been to a Federal office in DC? There's not a clerical employee who weighs less than 300 lbs. and is, at best, semi-literate. My favorite was the one used "O" in place of "0" throughout a document.

Yeah, she gets it. Totally.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 08:40 PM (SRKgf)

+++

That is hilarious. Today I received a forwarded financial document telling me they saw that I had a new address.
In the new address box, they showed my new address.
In the old address box, they showed my old address.
All correct, right? Then they went ahead and sent it to my old address.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2017 08:45 PM (wI4ew)

509 Where is the 1st District of LA?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2017 08:45 PM (PUmDY)

510 490 Which Dredd are you watching? Stallone or Urban?
Posted by: Insomniac, ready to watch the world burn at June 14, 2017 08:41 PM (0mRoj)

It's impossible to underrate Stallone's Dredd.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 14, 2017 08:45 PM (IDPbH)

511 I liked the Urban Dredd far better than the Stallone one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2017 08:45 PM (ZgkX8)

512 I also see a tab with "Young Cut" and "Brunette J." Presumably young cute and brunette jerks...well, you know the rest. So this guy wasn't idly browsing a bit of smut, he had like 8 tabs open and was going at it. A man after ace's own heart!

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at June 14, 2017 08:46 PM (fCv2h)

513 Dude. DUDE. The Dredd with Karl Urban and Queen Cersei (I don't know her real name) was awesome.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 08:45 PM (6FqZa)

Really? If you say so then I think I could give it a chance.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2017 08:46 PM (rZ+mb)

514 I like the ROE
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Sorry, I'm not into that fishstick stuff.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2017 08:46 PM (nlbfN)

515 "Watch it. I might relay that to the cobs....."

They know how to contact me.

Posted by: A Xwitch at June 14, 2017 08:46 PM (BO/km)

516 Yanno what I'm gonna do when I get a million dollars? Eight tabs of porn at the same time.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 08:46 PM (6FqZa)

517 Contrary to what Ace stated

I would look something up on wiki for him at 2:07AM if he added massage therapy insurance to the AoS benefit package

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2017 08:47 PM (ZTRlp)

518 I thought that Olivia Thirlby (Dredd's partner in Dredd) was quite lovely.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2017 08:47 PM (ZgkX8)

519 Isn't "I blame Sefton" kind of the go-to excuse at the HQ?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 14, 2017 08:27 PM (LLzS4)

Wasn't that what Ace said after Ace posted the link to lesbian pron?

Posted by: tbodie at June 14, 2017 08:47 PM (21UM+)

520 Would one of you guys look up some pron for me? Big tits in hose ought to do it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Real Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 14, 2017 08:48 PM (Nwg0u)

521 Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2017 08:45 PM (PUmDY)

North of New Orleans, along the MS border I think.

But definitely above NO, there's a little history there.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 08:49 PM (Y9+RI)

522 I had 'em all! Once they'd been tuckered out by Tucker they wanted no other.

Posted by: Zombie Forrest Tucker at June 14, 2017 08:49 PM (bc2Lc)

523 Wow, today Mark Steyn posted a video on his Youtube channel entitled "The Seduction of Violence."

It was actually published *before* the shotting today.

https://youtu.be/ESJ_ahwwoJM

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 14, 2017 08:49 PM (GsAUU)

524 There was a scene in Caddyshack when a Baby Ruth, which looks like a poopy, is in a swimming pool and slowwwly floats its way to the swimmers, to the tune of the Jaws theme.

I'm reminded of that with this article. Three turds are on their way to the box office this weekend:
http://tinyurl.com/y7m2jxxd

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 08:49 PM (6FqZa)

525 Really? If you say so then I think I could give it a chance.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2017 08:46 PM (rZ+mb)

Warning: It is extraordinarily violent. Lost of slow motion on various bodily fluids. Very good though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2017 08:49 PM (ZgkX8)

526 They should remake Judge Dredd with a woman as the lead:
Sonya Sotomayor stars as ... Judge Drek.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 14, 2017 08:50 PM (xAvrH)

527 Do kindly tell those people to fuck off.

These bastards spend every day trying to orchestrate a way to remove an elected president from office. They encourage illegal leaks and push fake lies to delegitimize an election that they lost. There are dozens of celebs portraying the assassination of Trump. There is literally a play going on every night in NY of the presidents assignation, to the roaring applause of leftist crowds.

Every day they advocate political violence. Every day.

These are not Americans. They gave up their right to be Americans when they decided that elections don't matter to them. In fact, I stopped considering these filth to even be human. They are brainwashed oppressors trying to impose their will on anyone who does not subscribe to their horrid dystopian view.


Posted by: JC at June 14, 2017 08:44 PM (3GSgE)



Yeah that's completely my attitude.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 14, 2017 08:50 PM (aMlLZ)

528 Hey, what happens in Rhode Island is supposed to stay in Rhode Island. Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: Peaches at June 14, 2017 08:50 PM (EgOr3)

529 She hunts down the bad guys and gives them a Dutch oven.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 14, 2017 08:50 PM (xAvrH)

530 Okay, I've been dealing with my "afraid of thunder" dog, so I haven't read the comments.
But I'll be I'm not the first to say this.
1. Do you get friends to look things up for you at 2:07 am?

I don't need to ask friends to look things up, if I want information on dirty, disgusting sexual topics I simply go to the Ace of Spades Overnight Thread.

Speaking of which, did the honorable congressscum have a tab for "Dirty Sanchez"?

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2017 08:51 PM (+lVUW)

531 >>Would one of you guys look up some pron for me? Big tits in hose ought to do it.


Check ur Inbox!

Posted by: Michael Moore at June 14, 2017 08:51 PM (9Fxl7)

532 "Rough Night" looks like the biggest potential cinematic fail. Pretty much "Bachelor Party" / "Bernie's" but with chicks... really, really disgusting chicks. Unlikely to find an audience.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 08:52 PM (6FqZa)

533 Speaking of which, did the honorable congressscum have a tab for "Dirty Sanchez"?
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2017 08:51 PM (+lVUW)

Rusty Trombone.

Posted by: Insomniac, ready to watch the world burn at June 14, 2017 08:52 PM (0mRoj)

534 I saw Stinky Clam Road open for Blue Oyster Cult at the Cow Palace back in '84.

The show was a LOT better than when Clam Story opened for BOC the year before.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 14, 2017 07:55 PM (LLzS4)

Did they have the Mussel Shoals horns backing them up? Those guys were tight, man.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2017 08:52 PM (XUcIQ)

535 They should remake Judge Dredd with a woman as the lead

If you look close enough, that's exactly what the Urban "Dredd" was. And they did it right.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 08:53 PM (6FqZa)

536 Stolen from Facehole:

Take me out at the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd;
Buy me some rifles and ammo packs,
I don't care if I never get back.
Let me root, root, root for the left wing,
If they don't win, it's a shame
For it's one, two, three shots, you're out,
At the old ball game.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 14, 2017 08:53 PM (l4aLi)

537

Faawwwwkkkkk


I hate the Comeys of the world

Posted by: ThunderB at June 14, 2017 08:54 PM (hlMez)

538 ... Big tits in hose ...
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I looked but all there were only pics of Michael Moore standing in a kids' plastic wading pool. Or is that what you wanted?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2017 08:54 PM (nlbfN)

539 >>>No need to hammer it home


you hit the nail on the head

Posted by: concrete girl at June 14, 2017 08:54 PM (eQi+Y)

540 Where is the 1st District of LA?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2017 08:45 PM (PUmDY)

======

I'm thinking it's around the Rodeo Drive area.

Posted by: GOULD at June 14, 2017 08:55 PM (I16G8)

541 Fuck Democrats

Fuck the MSM

Fuck this "we all need to come together" bullshit.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 14, 2017 08:55 PM (Lm23Y)

542 I've been to RI once. I was flying in to do a contract in Taunton, MA and had to fly out of an aeroport in RI. It wasn't Providence, it was some other stupid little town.

I got lost and had to bribe a local fatso, who was on his way to a buffet, to point me the way out. It was very nearly a "National Lampoon's Vacation" moment.

I did not enjoy my time in RI.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 08:55 PM (6FqZa)

543 Hadrons

HADRONS - get it?

Jesus wept.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 14, 2017 08:55 PM (LeUrG)

544 Be a good bloke mate and look something up for me.

Posted by: Pete Townshend at June 14, 2017 08:56 PM (Tyii7)

545 I did not enjoy my time in RI.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 08:55 PM (6FqZa)
Some of the prettiest beaches anywhere and amazing Italian food.

Posted by: Peaches at June 14, 2017 08:56 PM (EgOr3)

546 541 Fuck Democrats

Fuck the MSM

Fuck this "we all need to come together" bullshit.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 14, 2017 08:55 PM (Lm23Y)

Some asshole self-identifying 'conservative' Republican from Tennessee said WE MUST COME TOGETHER AS A NATION. LIKE A FAMILY.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 14, 2017 08:56 PM (l4aLi)

547
532
"Rough Night" looks like the biggest potential cinematic fail. Pretty
much "Bachelor Party" / "Bernie's" but with chicks... really, really
disgusting chicks. Unlikely to find an audience.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 08:52 PM (6FqZa)









Looks like a chick remake of Peter Berg's film "Very Bad Things".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 14, 2017 08:57 PM (LLzS4)

548 if he can get his wife to text that his explanation is true....i still won't believe it.....is that "his" computer? or his "gov't" computer?

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at June 14, 2017 08:57 PM (0O7c5)

549 re hadrons, or particle-physics anyway, they're getting closer to figuring out dark matter. Specifically they're ruling out some options thereby understanding what dark matter is NOT.
http://tinyurl.com/yajsfs7k

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 08:58 PM (6FqZa)

550 Gotta get down to it
Marxists are cutting us down
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew him
And found him bled on the ground
How can you run when you know?

Posted by: Splunge at June 14, 2017 08:58 PM (iMxBJ)

551 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 14, 2017 08:58 PM (KCxzN)

552 That is hilarious. Today I received a forwarded financial document telling me they saw that I had a new address.
In the new address box, they showed my new address.
In the old address box, they showed my old address.
All correct, right? Then they went ahead and sent it to my old address.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 14, 2017 08:45 PM (wI4ew)


I'd like to think that that was a security strategem to make sure your mail was being redirected without your knowledge/permission, but after eyeballing the clerical staff in DC, I think it's more likely to be an entry in volume 79 of "government fuckups."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 08:58 PM (SRKgf)

553 "Very Bad Things" was harrowing. After watching that I wanted my binky

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 08:58 PM (6FqZa)

554 I don't need to ask friends to look things up, if I want information on dirty, disgusting sexual topics I simply go to the Ace of Spades Overnight Thread.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2017 08:51 PM (+lVUW)

Wait, we aren't friends!?

ONT Regulars.....

Posted by: tbodie at June 14, 2017 08:59 PM (21UM+)

555 I got lost and had to bribe a local fatso, who was on his way to a buffet, to point me the way out. It was very nearly a "National Lampoon's Vacation" moment.

I did not enjoy my time in RI.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 08:55 PM (6FqZa)

You're lucky you made it through those roads alive. Worst drivers in the world. Combined with the worst designed roads in the world. Pretty nasty driving in that midget state.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2017 08:59 PM (rZ+mb)

556 Every day they advocate political violence. Every day.

These are not Americans. They gave up their right to be Americans when they decided that elections don't matter to them. In fact, I stopped considering these filth to even be human. They are brainwashed oppressors trying to impose their will on anyone who does not subscribe to their horrid dystopian view.
Posted by: JC at June 14, 2017 08:44 PM (3GSgE)

.....

Well, I mean seriously, my US Representative who took pictures with my daughter and I when I ran into him at a restaurant and who has set down next to me a drank a beer with me like an average everyday Joe was one of the guys laying in the grass while bullets were getting sprayed by this psycho.

He's not my favorite politician in the world, but he is a pretty decent guy with a wife and kids. He doesn't deserve that and his family doesn't. He isn't Hitler. He isn't any of that shit that people scream a him.

The left trolled his social media for month posting stuff like "You are a worthless piece of sh*t", "come face your constituents you f*cking coward", "your done boy", "you're dead to me you motherf*cker", etc. after he voted to repeal Obamacare.

So I just don't want to hear any more of this "Both sides are to blame" bullshit. They've amped this stuff up way past 11 and now they are shooting at the guy.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 14, 2017 08:59 PM (72LMu)

557 need to ask friends to look things up, if I want information on dirty, disgusting sexual topics I simply go to the Ace of Spades Overnight Thread.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2017 08:51 PM (+lVUW)

Wait, we aren't friends!?

ONT Regulars.....
Posted by: tbodie at June



usually the phrase is morons with benefits.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 09:00 PM (0wem/)

558 I need to read Ann Coulter's book "Demonic".

I'm currently perusing used hardcovers at Amazon.

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2017 09:00 PM (sdi6R)

559 SMOD strikes Chesapeake Bay and floods the DC area
http://wmra.org/post/chesapeake-bay-impact-crater#

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 09:00 PM (6FqZa)

560 who the fuck sends someone a screenshot of a webpage instead of the fucking URL?



We've got a whole state full of 'em! You've only got our best and brightest.

Posted by: Puerto Rico, The 58th State at June 14, 2017 08:38 PM (ZIFyZ)

The sad part is that that's probably true.

Go to the story and read the tweet he sent out to try to explain it and remove all doubt.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 14, 2017 09:01 PM (qJhUV)

561 And anyone who brings up gun control will be met with...

What we need is Democrat control.

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2017 09:02 PM (ZIFyZ)

562 Trump & Mrs visit Scalise at hospital

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 14, 2017 09:02 PM (hMwEB)

563 Million $ makes me think of Lust for Life. Fun song

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2017 09:02 PM (PUmDY)

564 Does Ryan emote authority when speaking in a staccato fashion?

I'd say no but that's just me.

Posted by: DanMan at June 14, 2017 09:02 PM (0SEK8)

565 "Hadrons"... I coulddah been a threadwinnah!!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 14, 2017 09:02 PM (LeUrG)

566 Very OT:

What do supervisors usually do when a co-worker libels you via email to one of your business contacts?



Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2017 09:02 PM (aT+Bx)

567 Some asshole self-identifying 'conservative' Republican from Tennessee said WE MUST COME TOGETHER AS A NATION. LIKE A FAMILY.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 14, 2017 08:56 PM (l4aLi)

___

While leftists on twitter were high fiving each other. This is why the left wins every fucking battle in the long run.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 14, 2017 09:02 PM (Lm23Y)

568
559
SMOD strikes Chesapeake Bay and floods the DC area

http://wmra.org/post/chesapeake-bay-impact-crater#

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 09:00 PM (6FqZa)









Tease.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 14, 2017 09:03 PM (LLzS4)

569 560 Go to the story and read the tweet he sent out to try to explain it and remove all doubt.
Posted by: tu3031 at June 14, 2017 09:01 PM (qJhUV)

Dude, go with "I was trying to convince my wife that MILF porn exists, and it took a whole lot of tabs to do that." Worked for me.

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at June 14, 2017 09:03 PM (iMxBJ)

570 Go to the story and read the tweet he sent out to try to explain it and remove all doubt.
Posted by: tu3031 at June 14, 2017 09:01 PM (qJhUV)

But all cultures are equally valid, and all peoples equally intelligent.

OK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 09:04 PM (SRKgf)

571 So, hey, it's President Daddy's birthday today. You can send him well wishes through white house dot gov if you like. :-)

Posted by: Peaches at June 14, 2017 09:04 PM (EgOr3)

572 What do supervisors usually do when a co-worker libels you via email to one of your business contacts?

At the place I work at, that co-worker would be out on his ass with a probable literal boot print on his seat.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 09:04 PM (6FqZa)

573 542
I was flying in to do a contract in Taunton, MA and had to fly out of an aeroport in RI.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 08:55 PM (6FqZa)

What sort of aeroplanes flew from the aeroport? Ford Trimotors? Vickers Vimys?

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2017 09:04 PM (sdi6R)

574 On "Cops" there's always some kid with crack found in his car whining, "It's my grandmother's car!" Would love it if they called Grandma up: "Why yes, that is my crack! What has that naughty boy been up to?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2017 09:05 PM (uRacL)

575 Some asshole self-identifying 'conservative' Republican from Tennessee said WE MUST COME TOGETHER AS A NATION. LIKE A FAMILY

What a dumbass. The bitter divorce was finalized years ago and the kids are all in the slammer.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 14, 2017 09:05 PM (Tyii7)

576 The world is full of retards, we just live in it, vol. 17: earlier today I received a phone call from a retard who wanted to inform me that she was sending me an email.

I'm not making this up.

If only ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 09:06 PM (SRKgf)

577 When you read the science of what porn does to people, then you want nothing to do with it. Also the effects it has on society, families, ect....

The harder this Marxist agenda gets pushed, the more traditional amd right wing I stand.

Porn is clearly Marxist. I have zero use for it in my life or the lives of my family and my country.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 14, 2017 09:06 PM (2qHjF)

578 At the place I work at, that co-worker would be out on his ass with a probable literal boot print on his seat.
--

Interesting.

My boss is out of town, and I expect that he is going to completely ignore the situation.

HIS boss feels sorry for the person who is defaming me, who is a diagnosed narcissist who is expert at wrapping her around his finger.

Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2017 09:06 PM (aT+Bx)

579 What do supervisors usually do when a co-worker libels you via email to one of your business contacts?

Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2017 09:02 PM (aT+Bx)

In my case, confirm it with the contact.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2017 09:07 PM (uRacL)

580 574 On "Cops" there's always some kid with crack found in his car whining, "It's my grandmother's car!" Would love it if they called Grandma up: "Why yes, that is my crack! What has that naughty boy been up to?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2017 09:05 PM (uRacL)


Do we really want to know about Grandma's crack?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 09:07 PM (SRKgf)

581 You know someone is into very hardcore pron when they intentionally watch people being redacted.

Posted by: Buford Gooch at June 14, 2017 09:07 PM (bOtTO)

582 Oh and fuck Paul Ryan too.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 14, 2017 09:08 PM (Lm23Y)

583 I hate the jerkoffs that say "please reply to all." Why?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2017 09:09 PM (PUmDY)

584 Some asshole self-identifying 'conservative' Republican from Tennessee said WE MUST COME TOGETHER AS A NATION. LIKE A FAMILY.

It's like the gay guy saying that the Orlando massacre brought gays and Muslims together in solidarity. They think they can speak it into being. Or perhaps emotionally bully people into accepting it and thus bring it about. Pure delusion.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 14, 2017 09:09 PM (xAvrH)

585 "It's my grandmother's car!"

In most of those cases "Grandma" would be about 30.

Posted by: A Xwitch at June 14, 2017 09:09 PM (BO/km)

586 In my case, confirm it with the contact.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2017 09:07 PM (uRacL)


Then confront the malefactor (assuming the contact confirms), and fire the sucker on the spot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 09:09 PM (SRKgf)

587 Hottest maid - I'd have to say Sophia Loren in Houseboat.

I don't have anything else to contribute to THIS thread...

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 14, 2017 09:09 PM (JPRju)

588 In my case, confirm it with the contact.
--

The client is the one who let me know. I have the email in which I'm personally accused of effing my co-worker over. Which I have not done. He's trying to harm my reputation with the client, IMHO.

BTW, he used the f word. In a business email.


Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2017 09:09 PM (aT+Bx)

589 Idon't know about Stiffler's mom, but Stacy's mom has got it going on, IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Fountains of Wayne at June 14, 2017 09:09 PM (Jj+59)

590 I was flying in to do a contract in Taunton, MA and had to fly out of an aeroport in RI.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 08:55 PM (6FqZa)

T.F. Green is in Warwick, right outside of Providence. It's the only airport I can think of in RI. Still better then flying into or out of Logan, the worst airport on earth.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 14, 2017 09:10 PM (qJhUV)

591 566 Very OT:

What do supervisors usually do when a co-worker libels you via email to one of your business contacts?

Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2017 09:02 PM (aT+Bx)

I would have a long and fruitful discussion on the merits of not airing internal dirty laundry outside the company. This would also include a lecture on professionalism.

(I realize the humor in saying this while commenting on a thread from a work computer.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2017 09:10 PM (ZgkX8)

592 If only I had a friend who would do work for me at 2:07 am, even something simple like a Wikipedia look-up.

==

Riiight ??

Posted by: runner - all (chicory) covfe-fed up at June 14, 2017 09:10 PM (c6/9Q)

593 Morons with benefits.







Heh.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2017 09:10 PM (M7snF)

594 In my case, confirm it with the contact.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

She mentioned an email, in which case the outgoing SMTP server has a log of it. So there's no need to confirm the outgoing fact of email with the contact.

There might be other hearings held on whether the email contained libel, but even if true, this insider gossip isn't to be shared with the outside. We have NDAs and sheeit.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 09:10 PM (6FqZa)

595 lotsa tabs open there, lotsa research. for a friend.

Posted by: runner - all (chicory) covfe-fed up at June 14, 2017 09:11 PM (c6/9Q)

596 564 High School debate technique.

Posted by: socalcon at June 14, 2017 09:11 PM (WAnre)

597 Warwick. That's the town. Thank you.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 09:11 PM (6FqZa)

598 The client is the one who let me know. I have the email in which I'm personally accused of effing my co-worker over. Which I have not done. He's trying to harm my reputation with the client, IMHO.

BTW, he used the f word. In a business email.


Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2017 09:09 PM (aT+Bx)


Forward to boss, and boss's boss, if necessary.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 09:11 PM (SRKgf)

599 507 Dude. DUDE. The Dredd with Karl Urban and Queen Cersei (I don't know her real name) was awesome.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 08:45 PM (6FqZa)

+1

Represent! Much better than the Stallone flick.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 14, 2017 09:11 PM (pUDQf)

600 I wanted to say "Warren", because that's the name of a famous Native American tribe from the general area...

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 09:11 PM (6FqZa)

601 Idon't know about Stiffler's mom, but Stacy's mom has got it going on, IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: Fountains of Wayne

What's Stacy up to?

Posted by: Roman Polanski at June 14, 2017 09:12 PM (5YBu8)

602 After today I'm done having anything to do with anything Marxist. This is a time for sacrifice and discipline. This is war. Fuck them they will not win.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 14, 2017 09:12 PM (2qHjF)

603 Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2017 08:51 PM (+lVUW)

So that's what you really think of The ONT?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2017 09:12 PM (ZTRlp)

604 I'd better get busy. All those MILF tabs aren't gonna close by themselves.

Posted by: Ramon Perez at June 14, 2017 09:12 PM (Tyii7)

605 539 >>>No need to hammer it home


you hit the nail on the head
Posted by: concrete girl at June 14, 2017 08:54 PM (eQi+Y)

DIY is red in tooth and claw.

Posted by: Insomniac, ready to watch the world burn at June 14, 2017 09:12 PM (0mRoj)

606 If only I had a friend who would do work for me at 2:07 am, even something simple like a Wikipedia look-up.


Yeah, because so few people have Internet access nowadays, and it takes so long to get results from a search.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 09:12 PM (SRKgf)

607 I was disappointed by Trump's reaction. He too went down the "we're all Americans, let's hold hands and sing kumbaya" road. Come on dude, wake the fuck up.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 14, 2017 09:13 PM (Lm23Y)

608 "Forward to boss, and boss's boss, if necessary."

Nah just forward it to the NYT.

Posted by: J Comey at June 14, 2017 09:13 PM (BO/km)

609 You know someone is into very hardcore pron when they intentionally watch people being redacted.
Posted by: Buford Gooch at June 14, 2017 09:07 PM (bOtTO)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Bob @ NSA at June 14, 2017 09:13 PM (21UM+)

610 If all those Milfs and teens were on one side of the Island of Puerto Rico would it tip over? I'm asking for a friend?

Posted by: Hank Johnson at June 14, 2017 09:13 PM (Jj+59)

611 Juan on the five is rather genuinely shook up about the shooting. Apparently his son worked for Scalise and they know each other well.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 14, 2017 09:14 PM (ozqX4)

612 591 566 Very OT:

What do supervisors usually do when a co-worker libels you via email to one of your business contacts?

Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2017 09:02 PM (aT+Bx)

I would have a long and fruitful discussion on the merits of not airing internal dirty laundry outside the company. This would also include a lecture on professionalism.

(I realize the humor in saying this while commenting on a thread from a work computer.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2017 09:10 PM (ZgkX

Give a copy to your lawyer.

Posted by: Insomniac, ready to watch the world burn at June 14, 2017 09:14 PM (0mRoj)

613 607 I was disappointed by Trump's reaction. He too went down the "we're all Americans, let's hold hands and sing kumbaya" road. Come on dude, wake the fuck up.
Posted by: #neverskankles at June 14, 2017 09:13 PM (Lm23Y)


Cut him some slack. He's kinda gotta say that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 09:14 PM (SRKgf)

614 What do supervisors usually do when a co-worker libels you via email to one of your business contacts?

Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2017 09:02 PM (aT+Bx)

If it were an employee I managed, I would need to forward the matter to HR and let them investigate, formally.

Informally, I would have lunch with the VP of HR and make it clear I wanted them shitcanned, stat.

Posted by: GOULD at June 14, 2017 09:14 PM (I16G8)

615

All professional politicians are disgusted with an assault on another professional politician.


*wanking motion*

Fear will do that to you.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 14, 2017 09:14 PM (Uxokn)

616 Oh and fuck Paul Ryan too.
Posted by: #neverskankles at June 14, 2017 09:08 PM (Lm23Y)

If you f*ck one of us YOU.F*CK.ALL.OF.US.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 14, 2017 09:15 PM (dargh)

617 She mentioned an email, in which case the outgoing SMTP server has a log of it. So there's no need to confirm the outgoing fact of email with the contact.

I expressed myself with characteristic ineptitude. I meant the supervisor telling the contact the libel against me is true.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2017 09:15 PM (uRacL)

618 And yeah. Thunderb.

Fuck Comey.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 14, 2017 09:15 PM (Uxokn)

619 I could see someone as old as Maxine Waters asking her staff to google something, but not that late.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2017 09:15 PM (PUmDY)

620 Late breaking news from Yahoo: George Martin "'Game of Thrones' author 'trying' to deliver next book"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 09:15 PM (6FqZa)

621 Equally as funny: A screenshot of dozens of open windows, as if an email with the subject line "Gina is waiting for you..." had been opened, um, er, by mistake.

Posted by: socalcon at June 14, 2017 09:15 PM (WAnre)

622 Yeah, because so few people have Internet access nowadays, and it takes so long to get results from a search.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 09:12 PM (SRKgf)

But Perez can't speak English so I'm starting to think that there might be some truth to the idea that he had a friend do his work for him. There's no way this illiterate retard was going to be reading anything in English.

I would really like a Constitutional amendment that requires all elected positions in the federal government to be filled by people who can actually speak English at, at least, a 9th grade level.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2017 09:16 PM (rZ+mb)

623 620 Late breaking news from Yahoo: George Martin "'Game of Thrones' author 'trying' to deliver next book"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 09:15 PM (6FqZa)

He keeps on like this they may have to do an emergency C-section.

Posted by: Insomniac, ready to watch the world burn at June 14, 2017 09:16 PM (0mRoj)

624 620 Late breaking news from Yahoo: George Martin "'Game of Thrones' author 'trying' to deliver next book"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 09:15 PM (6FqZa)


So he's sitting on the pot, straining?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 09:16 PM (SRKgf)

625 "'Game of Thrones' author 'trying' to deliver next book"


===

he's been in labor for a while

Posted by: runner - all (chicory) covfe-fed up at June 14, 2017 09:16 PM (c6/9Q)

626 613 607 I was disappointed by Trump's reaction. He too went down the "we're all Americans, let's hold hands and sing kumbaya" road. Come on dude, wake the fuck up.
Posted by: #neverskankles at June 14, 2017 09:13 PM (Lm23Y)


Cut him some slack. He's kinda gotta say that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 09:14 PM (SRKgf)

__

Well he could say that and then say that this is leftism on display or something along those lines. What did Obama do after every shooting? Call for a gun ban. Something about not letting a tragedy go to waste.....

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 14, 2017 09:16 PM (Lm23Y)

627 Forward to boss, and boss's boss, if necessary.
--

Done; he's supposedly talking to this boss, who feels sorry for the co-worker.

This is what basically happens: co-worker(a freelance photograper) has a history of bad behavior, and is in the process of being blackballed. He screws something up, and I have to cover for him since his photos accompany my articles.

He promises to "shape up" which lasts for maybe a few weeks, and then he goes back to his prior behavior. BTW, this pattern has been going on for about a decade.

When things start getting really bad, he just goes into the big bosses office and literally cries to her. No money! Child support! My life is so bad!! Help ME! And she buys into it. And gives him work, which means he deals with my clients.

I've told my boss I will no longer deal directly with him, and he seems on board with that. However, this guy is now backstabbing me, and since my boss was called to convention, I don't think he's going to do anything about it.

Is this normal?

Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2017 09:17 PM (aT+Bx)

628 I would really like a Constitutional amendment that requires all elected positions in the federal government to be filled by people who can actually speak English at, at least, a 9th grade level.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2017 09:16 PM (rZ+mb)


Racist! Disparate impact!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 09:17 PM (SRKgf)

629 In other news someone else had 28 pounds of faeces removed from his abdomen.

Completely unrelated.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 09:17 PM (6FqZa)

630 607 I was disappointed by Trump's reaction. He too went down the "we're all Americans, let's hold hands and sing kumbaya" road. Come on dude, wake the fuck up.
Posted by: #neverskankles at June 14, 2017 09:13 PM (Lm23Y)

That's probably the right thing for a president to say to the public.

Behind the scenes, hopefully he is learning about the true nature of the left, if he didn't know before.

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2017 09:17 PM (sdi6R)

631 On "Cops" there's always some kid with crack found in his car whining,
"It's my grandmother's car!" Would love it if they called Grandma up:
"Why yes, that is my crack! What has that naughty boy been up to?"

Friend of mine used to take his grandmother's car when ever he went parking.
Big Electra 225. He said the cops never bothered him even though he'd be bouncing the car off the ground banging away at some babe. He figured they probably saw the "Ask Me About My Grandchildren" plate and REALLY weren't all that crazy to check that shit out.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 14, 2017 09:17 PM (qJhUV)

632 I have a sick sense about these things. I bet this idiot's "friend" is on his payroll.


Posted by: JAS at June 14, 2017 09:17 PM (EX4Wr)

633 And Fuck the GOPe.



Own it, motherfuckers.

You stood there while they attacked YOUR FUCKING PRESIDENT.

He won the fucking White House for you and what do you do? McCain? Ryan?

You stood there while these shits investigatedinvestigatedinvestigatedinvestigated RussiaRussiaRussiaRussia

just to FUCK with HIM. ANd with US.

FUCK YOU ALL>

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 14, 2017 09:18 PM (Uxokn)

634 607 I was disappointed by Trump's reaction. He too went down the "we're all Americans, let's hold hands and sing kumbaya" road. Come on dude, wake the fuck up.
Posted by: #neverskankles at June 14, 2017 09:13 PM (Lm23Y)

******

I wasn't. That's what they needed to say.
Now look at how quickly CNN has moved on. Now it's all about mueller investigating obstruction of justice.
This won't be forgotten.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2017 09:19 PM (M7snF)

635 If I had the access to porn back then like they have now my arm would've fallen off.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 14, 2017 07:54 PM

Why must I be mocked so on this site?

Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 14, 2017 09:19 PM (DMUuz)

636 In other news someone else had 28 pounds of faeces removed from his abdomen.

Completely unrelated.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

That always happens after my morning coffee.

Posted by: Michael Moore at June 14, 2017 09:19 PM (5YBu8)

637 Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 14, 2017 09:18 PM (Uxokn)

You forgot fuckity

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2017 09:19 PM (ZTRlp)

638 Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2017 09:17 PM (aT+Bx)

My advice, worth what you paid for it: disengage, and look for another job. Management at your present place of employment has been weighed in the balance and found wanting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 09:20 PM (SRKgf)

639
Give a copy to your lawyer.
--

Yeah, there's that as well.

This is the line in question adjusted for privacy, which might not quite fit libel:

The company has been screwing or "fucking" me over recently - especially Shibumi!!

Also, I could be completely over-reacting to this. He is complaining about lack of assignments, which I do not control, and he knows that.

Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2017 09:20 PM (aT+Bx)

640 583 I hate the jerkoffs that say "please reply to all." Why?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2017 09:09 PM (PUmDY)

So they don't have to turn around and forward to everybody that was on the original list.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 14, 2017 09:21 PM (P/kVC)

641 Yeah also fuckity.

New Belgium VooDoo Rangers . 9% ABV.



Fuck me.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 14, 2017 09:21 PM (Uxokn)

642 Hospital states Scalise sustained a single bullet wound that traversed his pelvis fracturing bones , damaging internal organs and causing significant bleeding. He had surgery to stop the bleeding and has received numerous pints of blood. He will require additional surgeries.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 14, 2017 09:21 PM (ozqX4)

643 Behind the scenes, hopefully he is learning about the true nature of the left, if he didn't know before.
Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2017 09:17 PM (sdi6R)


I don't see Trump as being an ingenue. He said the words he had to say. I suspect he has pretty good idea of what he's up against.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 09:21 PM (SRKgf)

644 In other news someone else had 28 pounds of faeces removed from his abdomen.

Well, I guess he was full of shit? I denounce myself.

Posted by: Ramon Perez at June 14, 2017 09:22 PM (Tyii7)

645 629 In other news someone else had 28 pounds of faeces removed from his abdomen.

Completely unrelated.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 09:17 PM (6FqZa)

WTF? Who has 30 pounds of crap in their colon?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 14, 2017 09:22 PM (pUDQf)

646 This is the line in question adjusted for privacy, which might not quite fit libel:

The company has been screwing or "fucking" me over recently - especially Shibumi!!

Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2017 09:20 PM (aT+Bx)

I think that only hits a 2.5 on the outrage meter. I don't think it's much, really. Maybe that affects you in your industry differently ... but I wouldn't make much of this.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2017 09:22 PM (rZ+mb)

647

My husband has a Comey at work

I want to water board jim

Posted by: ThunderB at June 14, 2017 09:22 PM (hlMez)

648 Him not jim

Posted by: ThunderB at June 14, 2017 09:23 PM (hlMez)

649 "What bothers me is that he is so fucking stupid that he includes tabs in a screen shot."

Funny. Hillary claimed to be so experience and accomplished. Yet she was too stupid to have a secure email server installed in her bathroom.


Posted by: JAS at June 14, 2017 09:23 PM (EX4Wr)

650 Posted by: Jen the original
==

Dear Lord,

Sorry for all the 'fucks'.Take care of him and his family.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 14, 2017 09:23 PM (Uxokn)

651 "Faeces"? What the hell is this, some hoity-toity piss room straight out of Dickens?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2017 09:23 PM (uRacL)

652 Late breaking news from Yahoo: George Martin "'Game of Thrones' author 'trying' to deliver next book"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 09:15 PM (6FqZa)

Are the c'tractions c'ming two min. apart?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2017 09:23 PM (XUcIQ)

653 Yeah, there's that as well.

This is the line in question adjusted for privacy, which might not quite fit libel:

The company has been screwing or "fucking" me over recently - especially Shibumi!!

Also, I could be completely over-reacting to this. He is complaining about lack of assignments, which I do not control, and he knows that.
Posted by: shibumi at June




well, more likely than not nothing is going to happen if you go to your boss and even less likely there is a legal penalty.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 09:24 PM (0wem/)

654

My husband had to remove 170 lbs of feces

Posted by: ThunderB at June 14, 2017 09:24 PM (hlMez)

655 "Faeces"? What the hell is this, some hoity-toity piss room straight out of Dickens?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2017 09:23 PM (uRacL)

LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2017 09:24 PM (rZ+mb)

656 Good thing he didn't take a pic, might of been something disgusting sliding down the screen.

Posted by: socalcon at June 14, 2017 09:25 PM (WAnre)

657 I wasn't. That's what they needed to say.
Now look at how quickly CNN has moved on. Now it's all about mueller investigating obstruction of justice.
This won't be forgotten.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2017 09:19 PM (M7snF)



I just looked at CNN.com and they couldn't even let the shooting story last 12 hours. TRUMP UNDER INVESTIGATION is the blaring headline. The shooting story will be completely gone by tomorrow

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 14, 2017 09:25 PM (auHtY)

658 I think that only hits a 2.5 on the outrage meter. I don't think it's much, really. Maybe that affects you in your industry differently ... but I wouldn't make much of this.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2017 09:22 PM (rZ+mb)


Whaaaaattt??? He's badmouthing a colleague to a client. I'd fly back from Europe or Asia just to fire the son of a bitch personally. And make sure he was marched out of the place by security in full view of all and sundry, just to make a point.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 09:25 PM (SRKgf)

659 Baseball shooter used SKS

http://tinyurl.com/ycgmk36g

Posted by: Edd Zachary at June 14, 2017 09:25 PM (xjwgX)

660 And FUCK YOU BARACK HUSSEIN FUCKING OBAMA.


LAWLESS , Unaccountable BITCH


You made this shit , you daddy issues motherfucker.

Fuck you. And Jarrett, And Lynch. And Holder.


Fuck you all.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 14, 2017 09:26 PM (Uxokn)

661 648 Him not jim
Posted ThunderB

She'll rip your lungs out Jim
Posted by: Warren Zevon

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2017 09:26 PM (ZTRlp)

662 654

My husband had to remove 170 lbs of feces
Posted by: ThunderB at June 14, 2017 09:24 PM (hlMez)

Quit pulling legs! Are you serious?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 14, 2017 09:26 PM (pUDQf)

663 New Belgium VooDoo Rangers . 9% ABV.

Fuck me.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 14, 2017 09:21 PM (Uxokn)

I have it on good authority that you are ugly as fvck and...probably...a dude.

So...no...

But that is why you need to get your ugly ass to London and drink the highest and most pure expression of the beer maker's art....an English Bitter.

They are around 4%, so you can drink lots and lots and lots!

Ask Bluebell. She loves English beer.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2017 09:26 PM (rF0hx)

664 I think that only hits a 2.5 on the outrage meter. I don't think it's much, really. Maybe that affects you in your industry differently ... but I wouldn't make much of this.
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It probably isn't, taken alone.

However, this has been happening on and off for ten years. He's accused me of lying to him, he's tried to manipulate me, he won't respect deadlines, he's made me do his job because he 'doesn't have time,' he won't get photos I request, and I have to frequently apologize for his behavior when he goes out and does shoots for us.
He has been profesionally diagnosed as a narcissist, and the only way I can cope with him is no contact.

So yeah, along, a big meh.

But how many people has he said this to? What other things has he said?

Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2017 09:26 PM (aT+Bx)

665 In other news someone else had 28 pounds of faeces removed from his abdomen.


So George R.R.R.R.R. Martin has delivered his next book after all.

Posted by: Insomniac, ready to watch the world burn at June 14, 2017 09:26 PM (0mRoj)

666 SKS looks a lot like a M4 with up thingy and stuff

Posted by: Edd Zachary at June 14, 2017 09:27 PM (xjwgX)

667 And FUCK YOU BARACK HUSSEIN FUCKING OBAMA.


LAWLESS , Unaccountable BITCH


You made this shit , you daddy issues motherfucker.

Fuck you. And Jarrett, And Lynch. And Holder.


Fuck you all.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her!

Don't forget the Clinton Crime Family. The lawlessness can be traced to their behavior in the White House.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 14, 2017 09:27 PM (5YBu8)

668 583 I hate the jerkoffs that say "please reply to all." Why?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2017 09:09 PM (PUmDY)

So they don't have to turn around and forward to everybody that was on the original list.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 14, 2017 09:21 PM (P/kVC)

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Employees of mine who habitually hit reply all when it is not necessary get treated to a short but intense conversation about the matter. This is usually only required once.

I get 500 emails a day, 400 of which are completely unnecessary, and 50 of which I could have gone without reading with zero effect on job performance.

Posted by: GOULD at June 14, 2017 09:27 PM (I16G8)

669 So, does anyone here volunteer to set their alarm for 2:07 am and sock Ramon Perez on the ONT?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 14, 2017 09:28 PM (xAvrH)

670 Burnt, this is from a lender for a closing, they have very compartmentalised jobs. If I was a loan officer, I wouldn't want to receive title commitments. Many don't know what you are sending them.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2017 09:28 PM (PUmDY)

671 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 14, 2017 08:15 PM (2qHjF)

Nothing worse than a reformed smoker

Posted by: Mega at June 14, 2017 09:28 PM (rv0Fo)

672 In other news someone else had 28 pounds of faeces removed from his abdomen.

How do they get it out without contaminating the entry wound?

"scalpel...forceps...shop vac"

Posted by: Grey Fox at June 14, 2017 09:28 PM (bZ7mE)

673 English Beer ? Fuller's London Pride.

Posted by: runner - all (chicory) covfe-fed up at June 14, 2017 09:28 PM (c6/9Q)

674 >>In other news someone else had 28 pounds of faeces removed from his abdomen.


And was I glad to get out of there.



Posted by: Paul Ryan at June 14, 2017 09:29 PM (/Nite)

675 Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 14, 2017 09:26 PM (Uxokn)

Word.

Posted by: Peaches at June 14, 2017 09:29 PM (EgOr3)

676 'Dark matter'

Nope, tend to avoid interracial...

Posted by: socalcon at June 14, 2017 09:29 PM (WAnre)

677 If an sks, then one of the modded up ones set up to take Kalashnikov mags, if the round-counts in the news are even remotely correct. That 7.62 x 39 is a mean sumbitch.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 14, 2017 09:29 PM (TwwWO)

678 The shooting story will be completely gone by tomorrow
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 14, 2017 09:25 PM (auHtY)
__

I said earlier that it will be 12 hours of gun control spewing then down the memory hole. I was off by 1 hour.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 14, 2017 09:29 PM (HRWc7)

679 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 09:25 PM
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You.Are.Awesome.

And yes, I am disengaging and job hunting.

I'm really stressed about this thing, and the boss is out of town, and won't do anything about it until he returns. If he does anything about it.

Also.. I'm afraid of what I'll say to the boss, so I really don't want to talk to him.

I am an amazing employee, and he's letting someone who is nothing but problems walk all over me. I made him money; this guy doesn't. In fact, this guy is actively harming the company, which I have pointed out to my boss several times. He claims to know all of this, and just doesn't want to hear it any more.

Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2017 09:29 PM (aT+Bx)

680 Nothing worse than a reformed smoker


Posted by: Mega at June 14, 2017 09:28 PM (rv0Fo)
OMG, I just want to grind my Parlie out in their eyes.

Posted by: Peaches at June 14, 2017 09:29 PM (EgOr3)

681 I have it on good authority that you are ugly as fvck and...probably...a dude.

So...no...
==

Yes. Yes. I identify thusly.



As long as you are buying. I like England.


bluebell makes me smile.


BP is coming down.


OM Mani Padme Hummmmm

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 14, 2017 09:29 PM (Uxokn)

682 Whaaaaattt??? He's badmouthing a colleague to a client. I'd fly back from Europe or Asia just to fire the son of a bitch personally. And make sure he was marched out of the place by security in full view of all and sundry, just to make a point.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 09:25 PM (SRKgf)

Maybe. I don't know the context. A guy complaining to a client. Not professional but not entirely unheard of. If the company wanted to fire him for that they would certainly be in the right but I think a warning of some sort would be more in order. But I don't know the guy or what he was referring to with the client - was he trying to shmooze the client for something? Who knows?

But in terms of libel to shibumi, I don't see anything.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2017 09:29 PM (rZ+mb)

683

As a public service, I think we need to start a "Browsing Porn for Dummies" seminar. And apparently, for real dummies. Dumber than a box of rocks dummies.

BTW, "MILFs" seem to be getting younger and younger in the, uh, "industry". I think 24 is old enough to be a MILF, now.

Posted by: publius(Gosh-darned Miserable Buzzkill) at June 14, 2017 09:30 PM (8O3HH)

684 Ask Bluebell. She loves English beer.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2017 09:26 PM (rF0hx)
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Yeah. I told him I don't like the taste of beer. Try the English beer while you're there, he says. You'll like it, he says. But I don't like beer, I say. It's really good, you'll like it, he says.

So I try it. And guess what??????

It tastes like beer. Yuck.

We Red Sox fans are far too trusting. I've got to learn.

Posted by: bluebell at June 14, 2017 09:30 PM (sBOL1)

685
English Beer ? Fuller's London Pride.

Posted by: runner - all (chicory) covfe-fed up at June 14, 2017 09:28 PM (c6/9Q)

No. The real ales they serve at most English pubs. They are awesomely great. And because they are low alcohol, you can drink pint after pint and not get sloppy.

It is direct evidence that there is a God.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2017 09:30 PM (rF0hx)

686 I'm hearing that Scalise is going to need more surgery.

Posted by: Peaches at June 14, 2017 09:31 PM (EgOr3)

687 BTW, "MILFs" seem to be getting younger and younger in the, uh, "industry". I think 24 is old enough to be a MILF, now.
Posted by: publius(Gosh-darned Miserable Buzzkill)

14 in the muslim world.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 14, 2017 09:31 PM (5YBu8)

688 4.7% alcohol; or you can do something really good and do GI Matilda - 7%

Posted by: runner - all (chicory) covfe-fed up at June 14, 2017 09:31 PM (c6/9Q)

689 The Grandyman can! Mets take lead vs Cubs on Granderson HR!

(Someone has to take up for the Mets every once in a while!)

ucks and runs for cover.

Posted by: Keyser at June 14, 2017 09:31 PM (v8/5X)

690 >>>>We Red Sox fans are far too trusting. I've got to learn.


You Red Sox fans just lack good taste altogether

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2017 09:32 PM (ZTRlp)

691 Pro management tip: only ONE person should be in contact with a client/ customer/ strategic partner/ whatever. That way someone knows EVERYTHING that is going on with that person, and so when I have that person report, I get the full skinny (and, if necessary, have ONE person responsible for any fuckups).

I'd kick ass if any of my subordinates had unauthorized contact with one of the above. Especially in a negotiation that isn't going well, outside parties will try to split the negotiating team and find a champion on the other side.

God help that designated champion if I find out he took phone calls from the other side against my instructions.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 09:32 PM (SRKgf)

692 You Red Sox fans just lack good taste altogether

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2017 09:32 PM (ZTRlp)
*ahem*

Posted by: Peaches at June 14, 2017 09:32 PM (EgOr3)

693 It probably isn't, taken alone.

However, this has been happening on and off for ten years. He's accused me of lying to him, he's tried to manipulate me, he won't respect deadlines, he's made me do his job because he 'doesn't have time,' he won't get photos I request, and I have to frequently apologize for his behavior when he goes out and does shoots for us.
He has been profesionally diagnosed as a narcissist, and the only way I can cope with him is no contact.

So yeah, along, a big meh.

But how many people has he said this to? What other things has he said?
Posted by: shibumi at June




well, when you put it like that it means even less.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 09:32 PM (0wem/)

694 Just watched the video of the bastard dem, couldn't see much, lot of gunshots

Posted by: CN at June 14, 2017 09:32 PM (2+tI4)

695 And make sure he was marched out of the place by security in full view of all and sundry, just to make a point.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 09:25 PM (SRKgf)

Pour encourager les autres.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2017 09:32 PM (rF0hx)

696 Mortimer, sweetie, want to make me smile?

Send me a recipe.

Posted by: bluebell at June 14, 2017 09:33 PM (sBOL1)

697 I'm drinking Victory Summer Love Ale. Never had it before. Bought a case on a whim tonight. Very tasty.

I loves me some Victory Beer.

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2017 09:33 PM (sdi6R)

698 However, this has been happening on and off for ten years.

Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2017 09:26 PM (aT+Bx)

That's a really long time, shibumi.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2017 09:33 PM (rZ+mb)

699 Pour encourager les autres.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2017 09:32 PM (rF0hx)


Exactly. Some people's only contribution to society is to serve as an example to others.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 09:33 PM (SRKgf)

700
I thought pansexual was sex with fairies.
==


Naw, baby.



Naw.

Posted by: Calphalon: Non-Stick Teflon-Coated, For Her Pleasure at June 14, 2017 09:33 PM (Uxokn)

701 I heard that the colo-cleanse impacted fecal matter commercials were a scam.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 14, 2017 09:33 PM (xAvrH)

702 You Red Sox fans just lack good taste altogether
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2017 09:32 PM (ZTRlp)
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Oh no, not you too?

C'mon Peaches, let's get him.

Posted by: bluebell at June 14, 2017 09:34 PM (sBOL1)

703 I think the 170lb of feces was Jake Tapper, right?

Posted by: CN at June 14, 2017 09:34 PM (2+tI4)

704 We Red Sox fans are far too trusting. I've got to learn.

Posted by: bluebell at June 14, 2017 09:30 PM (sBOL1)

I know.

Posted by: Bill Buckner at June 14, 2017 09:35 PM (rF0hx)

705 I'm hearing that Scalise is going to need more surgery.
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from the bits i read, it sounds like they've got problems with internal bleeding, which doesn't surprise me, and explains him being critical, in ICU and possibly needing more surgery.

as for the other person being critical coming out of the OR, that's a common SOP. there is no such thing as "routine" surgery, and trauma surgery is anything but routine.

they both got care inside the "golden hour" so, hopefully, they will recover.

in the good news section, the perp died, despite receiving care. good shooting by the cops.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 14, 2017 09:35 PM (PU9rf)

706 So yeah, along, a big meh.

But how many people has he said this to? What other things has he said?
Posted by: shibumi

Lay out everything you can to your boss and your boss's boss. Any e-mails or historical communications with this guy, the photographer. Try to establish a pattern of bad behavior. "I'm not crazy, this guy is a mess!"

Try and make the point that he is hurting the image of your....magazine? that you write for, with the people he interacts with. Hurting the image = losing dollars

While your boss and boss's boss may not give a fig for you personally (sorry, they should), they have to care about making money. If that guy is hurting the bottom line, that is your angle of attack and refuting his attacks on you.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....son of phubber! at June 14, 2017 09:35 PM (S6Pax)

707 was he trying to shmooze the client for something? Who knows?
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He was trying to get the client to let him to photograph his project for another company. The old "I need the money, they're screwing me."

However, it was a lie; the client called the ohter company and he did not have an assingment. He was just going to shoot on spec.

I didn't think it fit lawsuit territory, however, I'm really fed up, since there have been bad problems with this guy for the past seven months, and I'm getting only limited support from my boss.

Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2017 09:35 PM (aT+Bx)

708 No. The real ales they serve at most English pubs. They are awesomely great. And because they are low alcohol, you can drink pint after pint and not get sloppy.

It is direct evidence that there is a God.

I agree with that. The cask ales in Britain are darned fine. It's well nigh impossible to find anything similar here in the States.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 14, 2017 09:36 PM (PFy0L)

709 I am so glad I am not a doctor. Nothing against doctors mind you but man what they have to put up with.

Posted by: fd at June 14, 2017 09:36 PM (BO/km)

710 Pansexual sex leads to Sarcastic Orgasm

Posted by: runner - all (chicory) covfe-fed up at June 14, 2017 09:36 PM (c6/9Q)

711 I know.
Posted by: Bill Buckner at June 14, 2017 09:35 PM (rF0hx)
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You want to talk about the past? Fine.

2004 was a fabulous year.

Posted by: bluebell at June 14, 2017 09:37 PM (sBOL1)

712 >>>Nothing worse than a reformed smoker

AAs are kind of freaky as well.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 14, 2017 09:37 PM (xAvrH)

713 C'mon Peaches, let's get him.





Posted by: bluebell at June 14, 2017 09:34 PM (sBOL1)
Nah, I like to keep my powder dry until Bill and Tom and the crew go to town on their football teams.

Posted by: Peaches at June 14, 2017 09:37 PM (EgOr3)

714 Scalise is probably going to need more surgery. Reconstructive surgery. ~3000'/s .223 right to the hip, from the side, I think. It probably did a hell of a lot of damage to his pelvis.

He's got a long road ahead of him, I'm sure.

Posted by: publius(Gosh-darned Miserable Buzzkill) at June 14, 2017 09:37 PM (8O3HH)

715 It's well nigh impossible to find anything similar here in the States.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 14, 2017 09:36 PM (PFy0L)

Which is the best reason by far that we should not have declared independence before importing a few dozen English brewers.

One of the Founders few failings.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2017 09:37 PM (rF0hx)

716 At least it wasn't Jap Tentacle porn. BTW I must lead a sheltered life because if it wasn't for this blog I would have never known there was such a thing.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 14, 2017 09:38 PM (ARzf8)

717 714 Scalise is probably going to need more surgery. Reconstructive surgery. ~3000'/s .223 right to the hip, from the side, I think. It probably did a hell of a lot of damage to his pelvis.

He's got a long road ahead of him, I'm sure.

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Is he disfigured enough to get a warship named after him?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2017 09:38 PM (+GtGJ)

718 *No. The real ales they serve at most English pubs. They are awesomely great. And because they are low alcohol, you can drink pint after pint and not get sloppy.

It is direct evidence that there is a God.

I agree with that. The cask ales in Britain are darned fine. It's well nigh impossible to find anything similar here in the States.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 14, 2017 09:36 PM *

Are these ales dark? I've had pale ales thatvwere very unimpressive.

Posted by: tbodie at June 14, 2017 09:39 PM (21UM+)

719 He's got a long road ahead of him, I'm sure.

Posted by: publius(Gosh-darned Miserable Buzzkill) at June 14, 2017 09:37 PM (8O3HH)
The man literally dragged himself across the outfield, leaving a trail of blood.

Posted by: Peaches at June 14, 2017 09:39 PM (EgOr3)

720 AAs are kind of freaky as well.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 14, 2017 09:37 PM (xAvrH)

AA is for quitters.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2017 09:39 PM (rF0hx)

721 Scalise wounded in hip, bullet went across pelvis, fracturing bones and hitting organs, much internal bleeding. Transferred in shock to hospital, has had two surgeries, will require more, is unconscious. Has had numerous transfusions.

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 14, 2017 09:39 PM (3myMJ)

722 BTW I must lead a sheltered life because if it wasn't for this blog I would have never known there was such a thing.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 14, 2017 09:38 PM (ARzf
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There's a lot of things I'd never heard about before I found this blog. I've gotten quite an education. Quite.

Posted by: bluebell at June 14, 2017 09:39 PM (sBOL1)

723

Everything I know about porn, I learned from this blog. I was a little choir boy before I started reading here.

Posted by: publius(Gosh-darned Miserable Buzzkill) at June 14, 2017 09:39 PM (8O3HH)

724 well, in other news, what were these fucktards doing playing ball at that time of day?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 09:39 PM (0wem/)

725 716 At least it wasn't Jap Tentacle porn. BTW I must lead a sheltered life because if it wasn't for this blog I would have never known there was such a thing.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 14, 2017 09:38 PM (ARzf

Right? Sometimes I lie awake at night, muttering...

the horror...the horror...

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 14, 2017 09:40 PM (MeMFN)

726 Complete and total fucking bullshit.Again we were told what a pro Mueller was and how he would totally be impartial...

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/267561/

Posted by: steevy at June 14, 2017 09:40 PM (rmVvL)

727 724 well, in other news, what were these fucktards doing playing ball at that time of day?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 09:39 PM (0wem/)

___

They have to go to "work" at 9.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 14, 2017 09:40 PM (HRWc7)

728 724 well, in other news, what were these fucktards doing playing ball at that time of day?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 09:39 PM (0wem/)
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It leaves the rest of the day free for graft and corruption.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2017 09:40 PM (+GtGJ)

729 "well, in other news, what were these fucktards doing playing ball at that time of day?"

They were practicing for an annual charity ballgame.

Posted by: fd at June 14, 2017 09:41 PM (BO/km)

730 >>> When I was a kid you had to be lucky to stumble over a Hustler or Penthouse and that was rare.


Oh, how we used to Dream about "stumbling across a Hustler"!

When I was young, we had to go out and hunt a bobcat, and then dry its skin into leather parchment, and then ink that parchment with crude representations of the female form written in ink made from coal dust and urine.

Posted by: Filth Yorkshireman at June 14, 2017 09:41 PM (8rNrN)

731 Does anyone else just feel like this nonsense will never stop? I mean, the whole liberal insanity, insane alinsky bullshit, political theatre, PC crap, liberal bias in the media, etc, etc.

I'm a big fan of fixing shit. I hate, HATE with a passion problems that continue to be talked about with no action towards a solution. That's what today's America feels like. Nothing changes and it looks like nothing ever will.

This is why I cannot stand listening to Rush or Hannity or Levin anymore. They make money off simply talking about all this shit. They rarely if ever offer a real solution to our problems.

I'm beyond tired of the continuing theatre around today's political climate. I can't even give a shit about this latest outrage because what should happen - a real come to Jesus moment where these people figure out they are playing a real dangerous game, never happens. It's just another days worth of political fighting on blogs and TV and it's back to psychoville 24x7.

It's why I just wish SMOD was a real fucking thing. I'm tired as shit of the inability to actually fix Washington. I'm doubly tired of talking about how bad Washington is.

My last hope is a constitutional convention where the states reassert their rights but who knows where that unicorn really is.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 14, 2017 09:41 PM (pUDQf)

732 726 Complete and total fucking bullshit.Again we were told what a pro Mueller was and how he would totally be impartial...

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/267561/
Posted by: steevy at June 14, 2017 09:40 PM (rmVvL)

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Mueller is a straight shooter and ultimate professional.....just like Comey!!

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 14, 2017 09:41 PM (HRWc7)

733 723

Everything I know about porn, I learned from this blog. I was a little choir boy before I started reading here.
Posted by: publius(Gosh-darned Miserable Buzzkill) at June 14, 2017 09:39 PM (8O3HH)

*Waits for blog lightning...*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2017 09:42 PM (ZgkX8)

734 MILFs by definition are desirable. I have a funny feeling that whatever that word was would change the MILF to a MIRF (Mom I'd Run From)

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 14, 2017 09:42 PM (0ecq3)

735 2004 was a fabulous year.

Posted by: bluebell at June 14, 2017 09:37 PM (sBOL1)

I don't recall, but as always, regression to the mean applies in these situations.

Oh...sorry. Big words. I'll have the Mets fans translate for you Red Sox fans.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2017 09:42 PM (rF0hx)

736 I wonder how this 'sleeping in his van and hanging out at the YMCA' dude knew the reps practiced there.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 14, 2017 09:42 PM (TwwWO)

737 My brother and I found a copy of Adam from 1976. It was a jungle down there . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 14, 2017 09:42 PM (6FqZa)

738 Complete and total fucking bullshit.Again we were told what a pro Mueller was and how he would totally be impartial...



https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/267561/
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Civil war coming.

These people are traitors.

Posted by: JC at June 14, 2017 09:42 PM (3GSgE)

739 Are these ales dark? I've had pale ales thatvwere very unimpressive.

They are available in all kinds of styles. The ones I've loved are brown, similar to a Newcastle. But I've seen them across the spectrum.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 14, 2017 09:42 PM (tVWQB)

740
That's a really long time, shibumi.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2017 09:33 PM (rZ+mb)

Yes and I think that the average male boss would be thinking "if it really bothered her that much, she'd have left a long time ago."

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 09:42 PM (Y9+RI)

741 *716 At least it wasn't Jap Tentacle porn. BTW I must lead a sheltered life because if it wasn't for this blog I would have never known there was such a thing.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 14, 2017 09:38 PM (ARzf*

No way this is a real thing. Only "A Smart Military Blog" could make this up.

Posted by: tbodie at June 14, 2017 09:42 PM (21UM+)

742
Which is the best reason by far that we should not have declared independence before importing a few dozen English brewers.

One of the Founders few failings.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

What's keeping them from emigrating here?
Are they waiting for government health care?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2017 09:43 PM (IqV8l)

743 Mueller is a straight shooter and ultimate professional.....just like Comey!!
Posted by: #neverskankles


I'm sure Andrew McCarthy will vouch for him.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....son of phubber! at June 14, 2017 09:43 PM (S6Pax)

744 New Belgium VooDoo Rangers . 9% ABV.
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that shit is awesome!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 14, 2017 09:43 PM (PU9rf)

745 Of course you don't remember, Dildo. Yankees fans have selective memories. It makes sense, as only so much can fit into their pea brains.

Posted by: bluebell at June 14, 2017 09:43 PM (sBOL1)

746
Try and make the point that he is hurting the image of your....magazine? that you write for, with the people he interacts with. Hurting the image = losing dollars


While your boss and boss's boss may not give a fig for you personally (sorry, they should), they have to care about making money. If that guy is hurting the bottom line, that is your angle of attack and refuting his attacks on you.
--

Yeah, it's a magazine. We're both freelancers. He photographs things in the NYC area; he has always done that, and I have always had to work with him.

Here's the thing: the boss knows he is hurting the image of the magazine. He tells me he doesn't like the photographer. He doesn't like the photographers work.

However, the photographer keeps manipulating both him and his boss (a female) but since they have limited contact with him, they don't see it. I do. I had daily contact with him for years.

It's the old "poor, poor helpless crying male photographer, his ex wife is suing for child support he decided not to pay, he has so many bills and so many, many worries, we have to help him" vs. "whatever. Shibumi can take care of herself. "

Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2017 09:43 PM (aT+Bx)

747 AA is for quitters.

A few years ago I was in AA. But I couldn't make the meetings so they put me in the correspondence course.

I'd just mail in the empties and get the credit.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 14, 2017 09:43 PM (tVWQB)

748 Pansexual sex leads to Sarcastic Orgasm

-
And Zamfir music.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Real Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 14, 2017 09:44 PM (Nwg0u)

749 Remember forest porn?



Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 14, 2017 07:57 PM (LLzS4

Hmmm hrmmm...

Posted by: Treebeard at June 14, 2017 09:45 PM (EclOu)

750
A recipe for bluebell
---

Mort's Classic Spaghetti

*ahem*

1 BIG can of tomato sauce
1 little can of tomato sauce
1 more little can of tomato paste
1 more extra can of tomato paste (in case it's runny, because who really knows?)

A thing of ground beef
Garlic clove - smash it with a cleaver and chop it like Gordon Ramsey
Some olive oil
A box or two of noodles
===

Cook the ground beef until it isn't all pink.
Throw in the garlic and some olive oil

Boil water - okay that's boring, let's make chili!

Buy some chili powder and McCormick taco seasoning because everything else sucks.

Throw it in there.

Put the noodles away , you won't need them.

Add one beer.

Cook for a long time until it smells good.

Serve with tortilla chips.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 14, 2017 09:45 PM (Uxokn)

751 Are these ales dark? I've had pale ales thatvwere very unimpressive.

Posted by: tbodie at June 14, 2017 09:39 PM (21UM+)

No.

These are low alcohol, unpasteurized, fermented-in-cask beers that are not artificially carbonated. They undergo secondary fermentation in the cask as delivered. They are pulled by hand using hand operated pumps (no CO2 driving the beer).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2017 09:45 PM (rF0hx)

752 Posted by: Filth Yorkshireman at June 14, 2017 09:41 PM (8rNrN)

In a blizzard, with 200 mile an hour winds....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 09:45 PM (Y9+RI)

753
I wonder how this 'sleeping in his van and hanging out at the YMCA' dude knew the reps practiced there.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine

It wasn't as closely a guarded a secret as the Manhattan Project.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2017 09:45 PM (IqV8l)

754 It leaves the rest of the day free for graft and corruption.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June




send me an email, me at gmail, if you want the Vegas dirt.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 09:45 PM (0wem/)

755 Why do reps have roommates? Seems creepy

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2017 09:46 PM (PUmDY)

756 When I was young, we had to go out and hunt a bobcat, and then dry its skin into leather parchment, and then ink that parchment with crude representations of the female form written in ink made from coal dust and urine.


You familiar with all those little figurines of nekkid women archeologists find? They think they are religious objects, apparently because no man would ever take the time to carve a naked woman out of wood just for fun...

Posted by: Grey Fox at June 14, 2017 09:46 PM (bZ7mE)

757 More and more I'm thinking the who,e thing was a set up.Sessions recusal(probably good faith on his part,but stupid) followed by Rosenstein waiting for something to happen so he could appoint a special counsel(Comey confirms he toldhim so) .In come Comey with his weaksauce "can't we just drop this" memo and that was enough to leak and get a special counsel.Who happens to be Coney's mentor and buddy.

Posted by: steevy at June 14, 2017 09:46 PM (rmVvL)

758 748 Pansexual sex leads to Sarcastic Orgasm

-
And Zamfir music.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Real Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 14, 2017 09:44 PM (Nwg0u)

I'll take "The Lonely Shepherd" for a spin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2017 09:46 PM (ZgkX8)

759 Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2017 09:43 PM (aT+Bx)

Why not just tell your boss that you won't work with him anymore? If you're already looking for another job that can't hurt you too much.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2017 09:46 PM (rZ+mb)

760 These are low alcohol, unpasteurized, fermented-in-cask beers that are not artificially carbonated. They undergo secondary fermentation in the cask as delivered. They are pulled by hand using hand operated pumps (no CO2 driving the beer).
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2017 09:45 PM (rF0hx)
------

Oh, sure. You can remember all that but you can't remember 2004.

Typical.

Posted by: bluebell at June 14, 2017 09:47 PM (sBOL1)

761 Lucas Duda with the insurance for the Metsies!

Posted by: Keyser at June 14, 2017 09:47 PM (v8/5X)

762 In a blizzard, with 200 mile an hour winds....
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 09:45 PM (Y9+RI)

======

Uphill both ways, barefoot....

Posted by: GOULD at June 14, 2017 09:47 PM (I16G8)

763 749 Remember forest porn?



Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 14, 2017 07:57 PM (LLzS4

Hmmm hrmmm...
Posted by: Treebeard at June 14, 2017 09:45 PM (EclOu)

Now y'all know why we vanished.

Posted by: Entwives at June 14, 2017 09:47 PM (MeMFN)

764 Which is the best reason by far that we should not have declared independence before importing a few dozen English brewers.

One of the Founders few failings.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Actually, there is a very fine American microbrewery called Founders.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 14, 2017 09:47 PM (xAvrH)

765 *They are available in all kinds of styles. The ones I've loved are brown, similar to a Newcastle. But I've seen them across the spectrum.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 14, 2017 09:42 PM (tVWQB)*

Thanks for the recommendation.

Posted by: tbodie at June 14, 2017 09:47 PM (21UM+)

766 Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2017 09:43 PM (aT+Bx)

Squeakiest wheel is getting the grease. You need to squeak louder than him.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 09:47 PM (Y9+RI)

767 Posted by: #neverskankles at June 14, 2017 09:16 PM (Lm23Y)

Trump promised to united this country and Bambi wanted to divide it.

Leftists will never unite with us, but everyone else will.

Posted by: Mega at June 14, 2017 09:47 PM (rv0Fo)

768 It's the old "poor, poor helpless crying male photographer, his ex wife is suing for child support he decided not to pay, he has so many bills and so many, many worries, we have to help him" vs. "whatever. Shibumi can take care of herself. "
Posted by: shibumi at June




seems your best option is to marry him, divorce him, and do what his wife did to him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 09:47 PM (0wem/)

769 You familiar with all those little figurines of nekkid women archeologists find? They think they are religious objects, apparently because no man would ever take the time to carve a naked woman out of wood just for fun...
Posted by: Grey Fox at June 14, 2017 09:46 PM (bZ7mE)

"Oh, this must be a fertility goddess. Look at the huge, unrealistic breasts!"

*eyeroll*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2017 09:47 PM (ZgkX8)

770 747 AA is for quitters.

A few years ago I was in AA. But I couldn't make the meetings so they put me in the correspondence course.

I'd just mail in the empties and get the credit.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 14, 2017 09:43 PM (tVWQB)


The difference between alcoholics and drunks is drunks don't have to attend all those meetings.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2017 09:48 PM (mbhDw)

771 753. Just seems an odd thing for a dude what's from out of state to know. Points to definite premeditation and a crap-ton of planning and surveillance.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 14, 2017 09:48 PM (TwwWO)

772 Mortimer, if you want me to put it in the cookbook, click the blue link on the sidebar that the Yankees fan so kindly put there and send it in!

Posted by: bluebell at June 14, 2017 09:48 PM (sBOL1)

773 Posted by: bluebell at June 14, 2017 09:43 PM (sBOL1)

27/8 = 3.375

Therefore Yankees fans are 3.375 times smarter than Red Sox fans.

Check my math...I'll wait.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2017 09:48 PM (rF0hx)

774 I just ordered a copy of Ann Coulter's "Demonic". I found a used hardcover for $3.99 + $3.99 shipping.

I've had nothing but good experiences buying used hardcovers online. They almost always turn out to be in superb condition.

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2017 09:48 PM (sdi6R)

775 Complete and total fucking bullshit.Again we were told what a pro Mueller was and how he would totally be impartial...

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/267561/

Posted by: steevy at June 14, 2017 09:40 PM (rmVvL)



He's going to try to find something that doesn't exist even if he has to make it up. Political grandstanding and just a tool of the Dems to shut down this administration

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 14, 2017 09:49 PM (auHtY)

776 That's a really long time, shibumi.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2017 09:33 PM (rZ+mb)


Yes and I think that the average male boss would be thinking "if it really bothered her that much, she'd have left a long time ago."
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 09:42 PM
--

You're both completely right; I do share a blame here. We are in different cities, and only communicate via phone and internet, so it's not like it's a guy next to me in an office.

However, it has been very up and down during that time, and my boss made it clear that he didn't want to hear about these episodes.

He just wanted photos on time; if that mean I had to do the job, well, so be it.

It's gotten intolerable since last fall, when he went on an assignment, photographed something twice, and we could not find 25 decent photos out of 3800. Had to send a different photographer. That led to all kinds of accusations about me as well that the boss is aware of.

The bosses general attitude seems to be "do nothing and just let it blow over."

Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2017 09:49 PM (aT+Bx)

777 Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 14, 2017 09:45 PM (Uxokn)

Mort! That sounds amazing. What time and what kinda beer do you like? :-)

Posted by: Peaches at June 14, 2017 09:49 PM (EgOr3)

778
When I was a kid -- and this would've been starting around 1980, more or less -- When the hormones kicked in and awakened the proper circuity in the brain
-- I remember well.

Playboy was too tame, just a tease. Hustler was just nasty -- I remember, just a 13 or 14 yr old, damn this is just awful. But Penthouse, now that was just right.

I remember the effort I went to get one. And, oh boy, the excitement. That was too much to risk having in the house. If my mother found that, I would've been dead. I had to hide that in an old shack out in the woods. There was an old barn where we kept a communal stash of the good stuff as well...

Posted by: publius(Gosh-darned Miserable Buzzkill) at June 14, 2017 09:49 PM (8O3HH)

779
seems your best option is to marry him, divorce him, and do what his wife did to him.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 14, 2017 09:47 PM

Wow.

You really DO hate me.

/I'll stop whining now.

Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2017 09:50 PM (aT+Bx)

780 Check my math...I'll wait.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2017 09:48 PM (rF0hx)
---------

Oh brother. Not that again. Really, with your penchant for living in the past, I would you think you could remember 2004 if you just gave it a little thought.

I'll wait.

Posted by: bluebell at June 14, 2017 09:50 PM (sBOL1)

781 Mortimer, if you want me to put it in the cookbook,
===

Why?


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 14, 2017 09:51 PM (Uxokn)

782 ONT is NOOD!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 14, 2017 09:51 PM (6gk0M)

783 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2017 09:45 PM (rF0hx)

If i ever go to England you and Witchdoktor will hear from me again regarding this.

Thanks for the info.

Posted by: tbodie at June 14, 2017 09:51 PM (21UM+)

784 Mort, are you really going to make me do it for you?

*sad eyes*

Posted by: bluebell at June 14, 2017 09:52 PM (sBOL1)

785 I remember the effort I went to get one [Penthouse]. And, oh boy, the excitement.

Posted by: publius(Gosh-darned Miserable Buzzkill) at June 14, 2017 09:49 PM (8O3HH)

When a young boy picks up pr0n for the first time, it's like injecting crack directly into his dick.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 14, 2017 09:53 PM (EclOu)

786 Oh brother. Not that again. Really, with your penchant for living in the
past, I would you think you could remember 2004 if you just gave it a
little thought.



I'll wait.

How many Yankee fans to change a light bulb?
Yankee fans don't change light bulbs. They just sit around and talk about how good the old ones were.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 14, 2017 09:53 PM (qJhUV)

787 How many Yankee fans to change a light bulb?
Yankee fans don't change light bulbs. They just sit around and talk about how good the old ones were.


Posted by: tu3031 at June 14, 2017 09:53 PM (qJhUV)
Oh, snap!

Posted by: Peaches at June 14, 2017 09:56 PM (EgOr3)

788 Posted by: Peaches

===

New Belgium VooDoo Rangers or even better New Belgium Imperial Rangers.

Holy crap , knock you on your ass.

You gotta make like nachos with it. Chili, cheese, sliced jalapenos, more cheese, top with sour cream, sprinkle with cheese. And more hot chili.

Drink the beer too cool off your mouth , otherwise you will burn it.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 14, 2017 09:57 PM (Uxokn)

789 *fistbumps tu3031*

Posted by: bluebell at June 14, 2017 09:57 PM (sBOL1)

790 My brother and I found our father's super-seekrit Playboy stash when we were little kids. I thought the girls were pretty but the jokes on the humor page were awesome. I would memorize them and then tell them to my buddies at school. I killed.

A weird association, I know, but that's what I think about when I think about porn.

Posted by: troyriser at June 14, 2017 09:59 PM (nSXub)

791 In other news someone else had 28 pounds of faeces removed from his abdomen.
--------

Dimes, maybe?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2017 10:02 PM (ZO497)

792 New Belgium VooDoo Rangers or even better New Belgium Imperial Rangers.
-----------

Oh yeah, New Belgium Brewery. That's where they found the two dead lesbians in the water supply.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2017 10:04 PM (ZO497)

793 Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2017 09:49 PM (aT+Bx)

NO, you do NOT share a blame, and I apologize for making it sound that way to you!

I just meant that most men would probably think that, because most men act on things that bother them, or accept that it won't change and move on, so his perspective is different.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 14, 2017 10:04 PM (Y9+RI)

794 The bosses general attitude seems to be "do nothing and just let it blow over."
Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2017 09:49 PM (aT+Bx)


Ah, the warble of the incompetent manager.

Personnel problems NEVER get better. They only get worse. They need to be dealt with right away, as a matter of the utmost urgency.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2017 10:12 PM (SRKgf)

795 Unlikely it was just pelvis and hip for Scalise. There is a mess of organs there. Tough recovery. I do wish him the very best. Prayers and for aide as well whose name I don't know and injuries unclear.

Anybody who has anything down in that area knows how tough it can be.

But heck he was out early in the am on the field, so probably pretty good shape for his age.

Posted by: gracepc at June 14, 2017 10:13 PM (OU4q6)

796 test

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 14, 2017 10:14 PM (72LMu)

797 hey, just spell it the way you want
Refernces
not falling into anything.
Hi all, I read -- only the comments.
You keep me afloat, when I can read. Even if not, so there's that.

Posted by: micky at June 14, 2017 10:47 PM (dF9Lb)

798 What does MILF stand for? I tried to look it up but I was only shown porn sites.

Posted by: washrivergal at June

Moro Islamic Liberation Front. I'm not making this up. It's an Islamic separatist organization based in the southern Philippines. Been around for some time.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 14, 2017 11:00 PM (v5uOx)

799 "I'm pondering Alice/Hazel while the 'ettes decide between Tony Micelli and Mr. French."


Fran Drescher from The Nanny.

Proviso: I would have to keep something in her mouth at all times.

Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at June 14, 2017 11:54 PM (bR6ww)

800 Fran Drescher from The Nanny.



Proviso: I would have to keep something in her mouth at all times.





Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at June 14, 2017 11:54 PM (bR6ww)

Inappropes. She was raped sometime back.

Posted by: Mega at June 15, 2017 01:12 AM (rv0Fo)

801 All those magazines my Mom used to find under my bed belonged to "my friends".
So I believe this guy.

Posted by: gobagoo at June 15, 2017 05:01 AM (A/saJ)

802 A weird association, I know, but that's what I think about when I think about porn.

Posted by: troyriser

Not weird. Playboy was far from porn though.
Interesting articles. Tasteful pictures, beautiful lighting,
beautiful outfits on the young women by some of the top
photographers of the time. A Playboy pictorial was the
first stepping-stone of many a young womans career.

And the jokes were awesome, too.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 15, 2017 05:25 AM (HTdUD)

803 Why was he printing a screenshot at all? Why not print page 1 of the actual article?

Posted by: Stephen at June 15, 2017 06:12 AM (VimJl)

804 What is this Russia sanction voted on in the senate 93-7 ?

Posted by: MAC SOG at June 15, 2017 06:49 AM (QPdNE)

805 Why was he printing a screenshot at all? Why not print page 1 of the actual article?
Posted by: Stephen at June 15, 2017 06:12 AM (VimJl)

Cuz he's a dumbass???

Posted by: golfman at June 15, 2017 06:57 AM (Btb4U)

806 goddam, is this mfer a peon? good spanglish there bro.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at June 15, 2017 08:06 AM (nFwvY)

807 we had a steamer trunk full of playboys and penthouse in our tree fort. it belonged to one of our gang's dad. he was the mayor.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at June 15, 2017 08:09 AM (nFwvY)

808 Maybe he was trying to research the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF), the Philippines terrorist group.

Posted by: EdwardM at June 15, 2017 01:01 PM (leJ21)

809 I'm HOT fer REDACTED illegal imports....those black strips look like HI-JABS

Posted by: saf at June 15, 2017 04:30 PM (+zN6H)

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