"Trump"-Style Julius Caesar to Be Publicly Executed by Senators in New Assassination-Porn Production of Shakespeare's Play


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Posted by: Ace at 12:36 PM Comments (Jump to bottom of comments) 1 do it to them first Posted by: name, rank, cereal # at June 07, 2017 12:36 PM (ihtYN) 2 3rd Posted by: rockysan at June 07, 2017 12:37 PM (m7LQK) 3 2nd Posted by: rockysan at June 07, 2017 12:37 PM (m7LQK) 4 5th Posted by: rockysan at June 07, 2017 12:38 PM (m7LQK) 5 4th Posted by: rockysan at June 07, 2017 12:38 PM (m7LQK) 6 They are really hoping to inspire a sicko to fulfill their fantasies.... Posted by: JoeF. at June 07, 2017 12:38 PM (7uYFy) 7 My muddah mock-killed Danny Caesar in a play once. Once. Posted by: Danny Vermin at June 07, 2017 12:39 PM (kv00y) 8 I would remind everyone that the play does not end well for the assassins, so maybe they should choose another analogy. Perhaps "MacTrump"? Posted by: Mikey NTH - Order a Large Covfefe and Receive a Free Lumpy Carmgul Bat at The Outrage Outlet! at June 07, 2017 12:39 PM (hLRSq) 9 So who plays Brutus? McCain? Posted by: JoeF. at June 07, 2017 12:39 PM (7uYFy) 10 I say sneak in a black actor to play the president for the scene and see what happens. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 07, 2017 12:39 PM (7ZVPa) 11 Not to worry. They are just acting out a fantasy. It means nothing. It's entertainment. Posted by: Grunionborg the Translator at June 07, 2017 12:39 PM (m9X4Y) 12 You know, if Sulla had been slightly more complete in the list of Marians he executed Julius Caesar wouldn't even be a footnote in history. Basically a generation before Julius finished off the Roman Republic there was a fight between Sulla, who more or less represented the Republic, and Marius, who more or less represented Caeserism. Sulla, being the most capable man of his era came out on top and responded to Marius (and co) killing his followers by killing theirs. He was prompted to spare a young Julius Caesar though... * Yeah I'm simplifying Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2017 12:40 PM (eSx+E) 13 Oh, edgy. Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 07, 2017 12:40 PM (MINbv) 14 I guess last week, in the midst of the Kathy Griffin affair, author Davide Sedaris told a crowd at Politics and Prose (DC bookstore) that he wished he could go back in time and kill Trump. Restricted speech: Anything that "normalizes" Trump. Protected speech: Trump assassination pr0n. Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2017 12:41 PM (NOIQH) 15 So who gets to be Marc Antony? And who gets to be Octavian? Because they are, literally, the last main characters standing at the end. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Order a Large Covfefe and Receive a Free Lumpy Carmgul Bat at The Outrage Outlet! at June 07, 2017 12:41 PM (hLRSq) 16 I would remind everyone that the play does not end well for the assassins, so maybe they should choose another analogy. ** Indeed - by assassinating Caeser they ended up allowing Octavius, Caeser 's heir, to become not just a tyrant but an emperor. Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2017 12:41 PM (eSx+E) 17 Eventually, everybody got theirs. Posted by: Augustus at June 07, 2017 12:42 PM (RD7QR) 18 but rodeo clown!!! Posted by: concrete girl at June 07, 2017 12:42 PM (s26vG) 19 The left is really hoping for an actual assassination. Neighbor intercepted two Middle School kids swerving their scooters into car paths to force the cars to stop yesterday. During the conversation with the two little miscreants, one of them looks right at the neighbor and said "Somebody needs to assassinate Trump". These are middle schoolers. And the neighbor is NOT some bubbling "Safe Space" needing idiot. But she was so rattled by the cold and emotionless manner in which this kid said it, that we talked for almost an hour about it. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 07, 2017 12:43 PM (J+eG2) 20 Trump isn't as cool as John Kennedy. So, whatever. Posted by: General Zod at June 07, 2017 12:43 PM (Bdeb0) 21 Oh, speaking of which, does this mean Trump gets to go conquer Gaul? Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2017 12:43 PM (eSx+E) 22 I guess last week, in the midst of the Kathy Griffin affair, author Davide Sedaris told a crowd at Politics and Prose (DC bookstore) that he wished he could go back in time and kill Trump. I wish I could go back in time and kill Karl Marx. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 07, 2017 12:43 PM (SRKgf) 23 20 Trump isn't as cool as John Kennedy. So, whatever. Posted by: General Zod at June 07, 2017 12:43 PM (Bdeb0) He isn't as stupid, either. But if cool is the standard, Fonz 2020. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 07, 2017 12:44 PM (SRKgf) 24 I wish I could go back in time and buy stocks. Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 07, 2017 12:44 PM (jsWA8) 25 Willowed, re: Moronastan No laws can be longer than one typed page in Times New Roman #12 font There can be 50 laws. If you want a new one, you have to remove one of the old ones. Posted by: Hate has no home here but he knows where we keep the spare key and the code to the alarm at June 07, 2017 12:44 PM (fD1ST) 26 We need to copy these clowns. Magic spells of binding and pretend political violence. Believe me, it would scare the shit out of these Monster Babies. Posted by: Max Power at June 07, 2017 12:44 PM (q177U) 27 >>They are really hoping to inspire a sicko to fulfill their fantasies.... Yes, yes they are. They can't stop him with all of their political maneuvers, so they're sending out a message to the masses: Will someone please rid us of this meddlesome Trump? Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2017 12:44 PM (NOIQH) 28 Why is there someone on stage in blackface? Posted by: RioBravo at June 07, 2017 12:44 PM (SsblQ) 29 Then they act all shocked when their minions attack people in the streets. Posted by: Iblis at June 07, 2017 12:44 PM (9221z) 30 Neighbor intercepted two Middle School kids swerving their scooters into car paths to force the cars to stop yesterday. During the conversation with the two little miscreants, one of them looks right at the neighbor and said "Somebody needs to assassinate Trump". These are middle schoolers. And the neighbor is NOT some bubbling "Safe Space" needing idiot. But she was so rattled by the cold and emotionless manner in which this kid said it, that we talked for almost an hour about it. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 07, 2017 12:43 PM (J+eG2) Types. Deletes. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 07, 2017 12:45 PM (SRKgf) 31 Trump in Ohio talking healthcare. Posted by: Soona at June 07, 2017 12:45 PM (6yCLd) 32 Willowed on last thread: That fucker, Clapper, is in Australia telling them Trump/Russia is bigger than Watergate and it's imperative we get to the bottom of it. Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 07, 2017 12:46 PM (vg8iE) 33 Where is Simon Skinner when you need him? (Hot Fuzz reference - Well they murdered Bill Shakespeare) Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 07, 2017 12:46 PM (493sH) 34 But she was so rattled by the cold and emotionless manner in which this kid said it, that we talked for almost an hour about it. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 07, 2017 12:43 PM (J+eG2) Types. Deletes. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Zactly. Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2017 12:46 PM (PCof0) 35 Trump should do his next presser in a toga and an olive leaf hair thingy. (What's that thing called?) Posted by: Follow That Logic at June 07, 2017 12:46 PM (wPiJc) 36 I'm not even worried: if there were amateur assassins and kidnappers who could get at the Trumps, he would have long since gone broke paying cartel ransoms. Now, pro killers and agents of the derp state? That keeps me up. But not for long: they are less competent than the cartel, and Trump would be a fool to let his security detail trust them. At any rate there are a lot more senators than Trumps, and few can afford Secret Service protection. So keep running your play: we would never be able to make conservatives happy to see a coup with only our arguments. Posted by: trev006 at June 07, 2017 12:46 PM (T5NiO) 37 They are comparing Trump to Julius Caesar, one of the greatest men in history. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 07, 2017 12:46 PM (Nwg0u) 38 I'm still shaking my head at how proudly ignorant our betters are from the post below. I will never hire a Harvard grad. Ever. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 07, 2017 12:47 PM (7ZVPa) 39 Shall I dare say we have crossed the Rubicon? Posted by: Jack Sock at June 07, 2017 12:47 PM (6qmBU) 40 Remember when hanging an empty chair from a tree was an outrage? Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 07, 2017 12:47 PM (xAvrH) 41 Publicly funded Public Theatre of NY. Now it may just be my computer is slow but if not, either people are expressing their displeasure or (uhhh!) support: https://www.publictheater.org Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2017 12:47 PM (qES5k) 42 Trump should do his next presser in a toga and an olive leaf hair thingy. (What's that thing called?) ___ Also, while leading a few legions on DC. Posted by: Obligatory at June 07, 2017 12:47 PM (eSx+E) 43 This is just a yearning for the days of Camelot where JFK was brutally murdered by a crazed white christian conservative Texan. And Kennedy only said those things he said about communism and tax cuts to get elected because otherwise the christians bigots would never vote for an Irish Catholic. Posted by: Grunionborg the Translator at June 07, 2017 12:47 PM (m9X4Y) 44 Hordianism condemns this, unless the Cato the Hordian Pope is bought off with 304 tons of .999% pure gold. More will be accepted as bribes or tribute, but no less. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 07, 2017 12:48 PM (X52ZZ) 45 Trump should do his next presser in a toga and an olive leaf hair thingy. (What's that thing called?) Posted by: Follow That Logic at June 07, 2017 12:46 PM (wPiJc) Laurel and hearty handshake Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 07, 2017 12:48 PM (493sH) 46 >>22 I guess last week, in the midst of the Kathy Griffin affair, author Davide Sedaris told a crowd at Politics and Prose (DC bookstore) that he wished he could go back in time and kill Trump. I wish I could go back in time and be "Groundhog Day" weatherman Phil Connors' omnipresent, inexplicably unpredictable, smirking, successful cock-block with Andie MacDowell. Posted by: General Zod at June 07, 2017 12:49 PM (Bdeb0) 47 We all knew this was coming.And the reality is ,they want assassination to BE a reality. Posted by: steevy at June 07, 2017 12:49 PM (rmVvL) 48 BREAKING: James Comey to announce he's identifying as 'Betty' in Congressional testimony. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2017 12:49 PM (oVJmc) 49 27 >>They are really hoping to inspire a sicko to fulfill their fantasies.... Yes, yes they are. They can't stop him with all of their political maneuvers, so they're sending out a message to the masses: Will someone please rid us of this meddlesome Trump? Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2017 12:44 PM (NOIQH) Didn't Robert Creamer admit to exactly that type of strategy? Wind up the populace in the hopes of getting some nut job to do their dirty work? (I went to Youtube, and the first hit on "Robert Creamer" was a CNN clip that started out with "discredited conservative James O'Keefe." Commie bastards. How do you fake video? They're probably asking themselves that right now, preparatory to doing so. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 07, 2017 12:49 PM (SRKgf) 50 Obama sure has organized his community into his civilian army, hasn't he? Would people even feel a smidgen of shame if they knew how brainwashed and manipulated they have become? I guess not. They are too convinced that their "team" is the only one worthy of existence. Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 07, 2017 12:49 PM (GzDYP) 51 Willowed: I think Heinlein (in MIAHM) proposed a bicameral legislature with one house dedicated to creating new legislation and requiring a super majority to do so, and a second house dedicated to terminating existing legislation requiring only a simple majority to do so! Talk about checks and balances! Posted by: Hrothgar at June 07, 2017 12:49 PM (gwPgz) 52 I really, really wish some groups with balls would have done this during the Barry years. Ah well. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 07, 2017 12:49 PM (3OIiX) 53 No laws can be longer than one typed page in Times New Roman #12 font There can be 50 laws. If you want a new one, you have to remove one of the old ones. Posted by: Hate has no home here but he knows where we keep the spare key and the code to the alarm at June 07, 2017 12:44 PM (fD1ST) Hordianism adopts this as a probationary law. If it is successful in practice, it will be both a canon law and a cannon law. As with other cannon laws, those who oppose it must be fired out of a cannon. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 07, 2017 12:49 PM (X52ZZ) 54 More political-fake news-wish cast-projection-assassination porn. But its ok its because the-ater darling. Posted by: dananjcon at June 07, 2017 12:49 PM (WLK0w) 55 I wish I could go back in time and play last week's powerball numbers. Posted by: Jack Sock at June 07, 2017 12:50 PM (6qmBU) 56 A laurel! That's it! Thanks. Posted by: Follow That Logic at June 07, 2017 12:50 PM (wPiJc) 57 They are "normalizing" the idea.After all,he is so terrible,you'd kill Hitler wouldn't you? Posted by: steevy at June 07, 2017 12:50 PM (rmVvL) 58 And Olbermann IS an honorable man... Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2017 12:50 PM (oVJmc) 59 Maybe its wrong to say this, but can you imagine if Trump had a Reagan style assasination attempt and he pulled through? Everyone would know the Left was responsible. They tried to tie the right-wing to JFK, but the truth is, a communist killed him. Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 12:50 PM (hVd7x) 60 "Neighbor intercepted two Middle School kids swerving their scooters into car paths to force the cars to stop yesterday." Meanwhile, if some hit the kids, the driver would be scarred for life, and the parents would sue the driver for hurting their precious, innocent snowflake. Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at June 07, 2017 12:50 PM (FQKBL) 61 Unless the Right starts to wage war via the Arts, the battle is lost. This is on stage now for adults, but see how quickly it will seep down to children. Already, if you look at the NY listings on Backstage (how actors find their work) there are plenty of opportunities to work in CHILDREN's theatrical pieces dealing with climate change and LBGTwhatever themes. Posted by: RondinellaMamma at June 07, 2017 12:50 PM (oQQwD) 62 Where's Frank Drebin when you need him? Posted by: weew at June 07, 2017 12:50 PM (EaEMG) 63 More apt might be Bill Clinton as Caligula... Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2017 12:50 PM (oVJmc) 64 I have come to bury Trump, not to praise him. - Johnus McCainius Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 07, 2017 12:51 PM (Nwg0u) 65 VIA - Wow. That's actually kinda creepy. As I commented on the last thread, that says a lot about just how far down the hole we are as a country. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 07, 2017 12:51 PM (yV8pG) 66 62 Where's Frank Drebin when you need him? Posted by: weew at June 07, 2017 12:50 PM (EaEMG) When I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park, in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy. Posted by: Lt. Frank Drebin at June 07, 2017 12:51 PM (ANIFC) 67 Hey at least it's not a rodeo clown wearing a Trump mask. I mean, THAT would be a bridge too far!! Posted by: moronhorde minion at June 07, 2017 12:52 PM (88jeI) 68 CNN is now starting every top of the hour monologue with, "Day XX that somebody STILL hasn't assassinated Trump" Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 07, 2017 12:52 PM (7ZVPa) 69 Does this make Kushner Emperor Augustus? Given the allegations the left have been making about him and Russia, I really don't think they've thought this whole thing through very well. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 07, 2017 12:52 PM (KUaJL) 70 I could just imagine Olbermann leaping at Trump yelling "Sic semper tyranis!" and trying to stab him with a rubber duck. Posted by: steevy at June 07, 2017 12:52 PM (rmVvL) 71 Trump in Ohio talking healthcare. Posted by: Soona at June 07, 2017 12:45 PM (6yCLd) Trump bypassing the Middle School mean-girl Media and the NeverTrump Pundits and Commentators and speaking directly to the people, thus putting pressure on the GOP in the senate. Then will be the Tweets, the MSmgM and N/T P&C will have fits further propagating his message, and all shall be fun once more with some winning involved. Hail Golden Scalp Weasel! Posted by: Mikey NTH - Order a Large Covfefe and Receive a Free Lumpy Carmgul Bat at The Outrage Outlet! at June 07, 2017 12:52 PM (hLRSq) 72 It must have been in 2009 that I was in Canada and I saw a production of the Scottish play where the woman playing Lady Macbeth with black and they had her dressed and hair styled to be Michelle Obama. It threw me right out of the play. I mean, I'm not exactly a fan of hers but Lady Macbeth? Really? Stuff like this is why Eric Trump noted that Trump's critics aren't even human. Because they're not. Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 07, 2017 12:52 PM (mf5HN) 73 It's a never-ending temper tantrum. And there's (hopefully) another seven-and-a-half years to go. God bless and protect Donald Trump and his family. Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 07, 2017 12:53 PM (MyKGW) 74 More apt might be Bill Clinton as Caligula... ===== Which was the crazy emperor who made the navy become land so he could conquer the sea? I always see BHO in that role. Posted by: mustbequantum at June 07, 2017 12:53 PM (MIKMs) 75 Thank goodness Trump didn't nominate Lieberman to be FBI Director. Christopher Wray is who he nominated Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 12:53 PM (hVd7x) 76 And all the rent-seeking, crawling little self-regarding trolls say "we are all Kathy Griffin now." I wish I could go forward in time to after the Age of Angry Stupid. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 07, 2017 12:53 PM (wB8Tg) 77 St. Golden Scalp Weasel is hereby canonized by Hordianism. He will not be cannonized. We save that for people who break cannon laws. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 07, 2017 12:53 PM (X52ZZ) 78 During the conversation with the two little miscreants, one of them looks right at the neighbor and said "Somebody needs to assassinate Trump". These are middle schoolers. Let me guess... anchorspawn? "Refugees"? Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 07, 2017 12:54 PM (xAvrH) 79 Et tu McStain? Posted by: Donald Julius Trump at June 07, 2017 12:54 PM (vChNs) 80 Wait, "derp state"? I like it. Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 07, 2017 12:54 PM (MINbv) 81 74 More apt might be Bill Clinton as Caligula... ===== Which was the crazy emperor who made the navy become land so he could conquer the sea? I always see BHO in that role. Posted by: mustbequantum at June 07, 2017 12:53 PM (MIKMs) And John Kerry as Incitatus. He's a natural. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 07, 2017 12:54 PM (SRKgf) 82 Between today and tomorrow, the Left will lose their Obstruction meme as a basis for impeachment. They'll double down on Trump is crazy and a danger to himself and the country. That and assassination wishcasting. And voodoo dolls. Posted by: Ignoramus at June 07, 2017 12:54 PM (+7/1f) 83 I'm thinking of a new movie where Hillary plays Amelia Earhart...its a short...shows the plane disappearing into the horizon over the ocean...never to be seen or heard from again. Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2017 12:54 PM (0tfLf) 84 53 No laws can be longer than one typed page in Times New Roman #12 font There can be 50 laws. If you want a new one, you have to remove one of the old ones. Posted by: Hate has no home here but he knows where we keep the spare key and the code to the alarm at June 07, 2017 12:44 PM (fD1ST) Hordianism adopts this as a probationary law. If it is successful in practice, it will be both a canon law and a cannon law. As with other cannon laws, those who oppose it must be fired out of a cannon. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 07, 2017 12:49 PM (X52ZZ) Can we also formally codify Chesterton's Fence into a law somehow? Like saying that the margin necessary for changing things gets larger the longer the current practice has been going on for? Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 07, 2017 12:54 PM (KUaJL) 85 in the sequel, Mattis reaches a pact with Barron Trump, takes command,and executes every #nevertrump and Leftist idiot in the US Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 07, 2017 12:54 PM (Dgpsa) 86 42 Trump should do his next presser in a toga and an olive leaf hair thingy. (What's that thing called?) ___ Also, while leading a few legions on DC. Posted by: Obligatory at June 07, 2017 12:47 PM (eSx+E) I'm thinking Toga Party at the White house...and I'm imagining Melania and Ivanka. Posted by: Some damn moron at June 07, 2017 12:55 PM (E8apb) 87 https://www.publictheater.org Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2017 12:47 PM (qES5k) They are too liberated, artsy and refined for you, Chardonnay Playbill to your Miller Light Guns Ammo. You wouldn't understand. Barf Posted by: dananjcon at June 07, 2017 12:55 PM (WLK0w) 88 I suppose it's now safe to do my version of Othello, played by Obama with a starring role for Hillary as Desdemona? Posted by: Marcus T, Playwright at June 07, 2017 12:55 PM (sNAef) 89 Has Comey's diary been turned over? Or does he get to destroy it like Hillary did with her server? Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 12:56 PM (hVd7x) 90 83 I'm thinking of a new movie where Hillary plays Amelia Earhart...its a short...shows the plane disappearing into the horizon over the ocean...never to be seen or heard from again. Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2017 12:54 PM (0tfLf) Well, Hillary was to politics pretty much as Earhart was to aviation: a colossal fuckup. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 07, 2017 12:56 PM (SRKgf) 91 >>Stuff like this is why Eric Trump noted that Trump's critics aren't even human. Because they're not. Yeah, that's what got me about the Kathy Griffin stunt. The idea that that imagery - about anyone - was not out of bounds tells you how their hatred has twisted their souls. I don't care whose head you fake: barbaric ISIS assassination pr0n is sick, sick, sick. Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2017 12:56 PM (NOIQH) 92 If someone does give Trump a ticket to Ford's Theater, then I think it'll be open season on these people. Posted by: josephistan at June 07, 2017 12:56 PM (ANIFC) 93 Bush experience similar assassination fantasia from the left. The left are monsters, they need to be relegated to the abyss. Posted by: Kreplach at June 07, 2017 12:56 PM (Gh/jd) 94 Amelia Earhart will never be President of the United States Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2017 12:56 PM (wPiJc) 95 Friends, Republican, countrymen, lend me your ears; Posted by: Mike Pence at June 07, 2017 12:57 PM (vChNs) 96 >>I mean, I'm not exactly a fan of hers but Lady Macbeth? I've thought of naming a dog Spot so I could walk around quoting Shakespeare and sound all smart and shit. Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2017 12:57 PM (/tuJf) 97 68 CNN is now starting every top of the hour monologue with, "Day XX that somebody STILL hasn't assassinated Trump" Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 07, 2017 12:52 PM (7ZVPa) The worse was they had a countdown clock for Comey's testimony. I don't have fellow loyal opposition Americans anymore. I just have enemies. Posted by: Jack Sock at June 07, 2017 12:57 PM (6qmBU) 98 Jim Comey's diary ,page 28: Trump is so mean to me,I hate him !I hate him !Ihate him! Posted by: steevy at June 07, 2017 12:57 PM (rmVvL) 99 Wait, "derp state"? I like it. Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 07, 2017 12:54 PM (MINbv) Please! lets start a knew meme, I still haven't figured out the whole Pepe Kek thing. Posted by: dananjcon at June 07, 2017 12:57 PM (WLK0w) 100 More apt might be Bill Clinton as Caligula... ===== Which was the crazy emperor who made the navy become land so he could conquer the sea? I always see BHO in that role. Posted by: mustbequantum at June 07, 2017 12:53 PM (MIKMs) Barry is Elagabalus Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 07, 2017 12:57 PM (493sH) 101 Can we also formally codify Chesterton's Fence into a law somehow? Like saying that the margin necessary for changing things gets larger the longer the current practice has been going on for? Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 07, 2017 12:54 PM (KUaJL) I like this idea. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 07, 2017 12:57 PM (X52ZZ) 102 They are trying to get Trump a-worded. Whipping the imbecilic and semi-retarded into a frenzy. Not saying the word on the thread. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 07, 2017 12:57 PM (1/PZS) 103 42 Trump should do his next presser in a toga and an olive leaf hair thingy. (What's that thing called?) ___ Also, while leading a few legions on DC. Posted by: Obligatory at June 07, 2017 12:47 PM (eSx+E) I'm looking forward to the triumph, where all his enemies are led behind his chariot in chains on their way to being executed. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 07, 2017 12:57 PM (SRKgf) 104 Several years ago, my lib sister and I had a yuuge fight that resulted in our not speaking for about a year (until she was in deep financial doo-doo and needed our help). She told me the right is full of the most violent people in the U. S. I put her some knowledge about the movie "Death of a President" where a Booosh look-a-like is assassinated, and other hard truths about the Left's history of anarchy and violence. She wasn't pleased. We no longer speak about politics. At. All. I'm so sick of the Progs and their crap. SO SICK. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2017 12:57 PM (PY9jH) 105 "Trump in Ohio talking healthcare." Meanwhile in D.C., Grahamnesty is saying, no healthcare bill through the Senate this session. It'll all be punted to next year. An election year, when every incumbent member of Clowngress freezes and hunkers down and tries not to be noticed. Oh boy. Posted by: torquewrench at June 07, 2017 12:57 PM (ujwCG) 106 Bush experienced similar assassination fantasia from the left. The left are monsters and they need to be destroyed. Posted by: Kreplach at June 07, 2017 12:57 PM (Gh/jd) 107 I could just imagine Olbermann leaping at Trump yelling "Sic semper tyranis!" and trying to stab him with a rubber duck. Posted by: steevy at June 07, 2017 12:52 PM (rmVvL) Funny - I can too. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Order a Large Covfefe and Receive a Free Lumpy Carmgul Bat at The Outrage Outlet! at June 07, 2017 12:57 PM (hLRSq) 108 Does the administration want this to stop? Start arresting people, starting with the three that were subpoenaed yesterday. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 07, 2017 12:58 PM (7ZVPa) 109 Obama as Elagabalus Hillary as Nero Bill Clinton as Lucius Tarquinius Superbus they all fit pretty well really. Posted by: Obligatory at June 07, 2017 12:58 PM (eSx+E) 110 There can be 50 laws. If you want a new one, you have to remove one of the old ones. ---- is that one of the 50? I see a loophole Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 07, 2017 12:58 PM (vChNs) 111 The role of the day-drinking, alcoholic gutter whore, belching and spewing incoherent sentences while stumbling across the Roman Senate, will be played by Hillary. Posted by: Marcus T, Playwright at June 07, 2017 12:59 PM (sNAef) 112 93 Bush experience similar assassination fantasia from the left. The left are monsters, they need to be relegated to the abyss. Posted by: Kreplach at June 07, 2017 12:56 PM (Gh/jd) The abyss would not have them. Let's just send trade them to Europe. Europe sends their individualists, we send them our communist/socialist/collectivist whatevers, and everyone's happy. Europe's either going to go kaput or revert to the mean in another decade or so anyway. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 07, 2017 12:59 PM (X52ZZ) 113 What a country we have that grown children can act out their murderous dreams in broad daylight and earn a paycheck and the acclaim of the mob for doing so. Posted by: mrp at June 07, 2017 12:59 PM (Pqytn) 114 "VIA - Wow. That's actually kinda creepy. " What's got her really rattled now is this story, which this thread is about. Short story is: 1. Several weeks ago, local community leader tells friend during conversation that leader "Has no Republican friends, and would never have any" 2. Two days ago, Seattle Washington story breaks about politician stating that she has no Republican friends, and doesn't want to get along with conservatives. 3. Yesterday, neighbor kid tells her that someone should assassinate President Trump 4. Today I show same friend article which this thread discusses about the play, and assassination. And of course, I have to say "Tell me again why conservatives are causing all this shit?". Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 07, 2017 12:59 PM (J+eG2) 115 Sandra Fluke as Supertramp. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 07, 2017 12:59 PM (1/PZS) 116 94 Amelia Earhart will never be President of the United States Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2017 12:56 PM (wPiJc) ***** Now if kankles would disappear into history life would indeed imitate art! Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2017 12:59 PM (0tfLf) 117 If the NYT found a guaranteed way to get through WH security is there any doubt they would publish it? Posted by: Northernlurker at June 07, 2017 01:00 PM (aCNZ6) 118 Several years ago, my lib sister and I had a yuuge fight that resulted in our not speaking for about a year (until she was in deep financial doo-doo and needed our help). Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2017 12:57 PM (PY9jH) A liberal who can't handle money? The hell you say. Btw, that's what voicemail is for. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 07, 2017 01:00 PM (SRKgf) 119 106 Bush experienced similar assassination fantasia from the left. The left are monsters and they need to be destroyed. Posted by: Kreplach at June 07, 2017 12:57 PM (Gh/jd) Somebody needs to make all their little projection nightmares come true. Posted by: Hikaru at June 07, 2017 01:00 PM (9TK8E) 120 is that one of the 50? I see a loophole Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 07, 2017 12:58 PM (vChNs) It's a Hordian Cannon Law. It can't be removed. Attempt to do so, and you'll run afoul of the Legal Cannon. It's an actual cannon. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 07, 2017 01:01 PM (X52ZZ) 121 You know how I know Donny Two Scoops is the right guy at the right time for America? All this shit from the left. Posted by: Strobe at June 07, 2017 01:01 PM (gbWkA) 122 109 Obama as Elagabalus Hillary as Nero Bill Clinton as Lucius Tarquinius Superbus they all fit pretty well really. Posted by: Obligatory at June 07, 2017 12:58 PM (eSx+E) But who would be Biggus Dickus? Posted by: Hikaru at June 07, 2017 01:01 PM (9TK8E) 123 I heard that right after Caesar is killed, Barry Obama, steps out and says, "I dindo nuffin!" - sending the audience into an orgasm of laughter and raucous applause! Posted by: Dang at June 07, 2017 01:01 PM (8b+oT) 124 I don't know why we're pretending Moronistan (I like Untopia as well) will be anything other than a vassal state of Alextopia. Both will be run by whim, of course. Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 07, 2017 01:01 PM (mf5HN) 125 But who would be Biggus Dickus? Posted by: Hikaru -- And his spouse, Incontinentia Buttox? Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 07, 2017 01:02 PM (7ZVPa) 126 Obama as Elagabalus Hillary as Nero Bill Clinton as Lucius Tarquinius Superbus they all fit pretty well really. Posted by: Obligatory at June 07, 2017 12:58 PM They are all honorable me... Wait. I can't even type that with a straight face. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 07, 2017 01:02 PM (p+Wdc) 127 121 You know how I know Donny Two Scoops is the right guy at the right time for America? All this shit from the left. Posted by: Strobe at June 07, 2017 01:01 PM (gbWkA) Had the same thought. Desperate times, desperate measures, and all that. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 07, 2017 01:02 PM (SRKgf) 128 122 109 Obama as Elagabalus Hillary as Nero Bill Clinton as Lucius Tarquinius Superbus they all fit pretty well really. Posted by: Obligatory at June 07, 2017 12:58 PM (eSx+E) But who would be Biggus Dickus? Posted by: Hikaru at June 07, 2017 01:01 PM (9TK8E) Carlos Danger Posted by: josephistan at June 07, 2017 01:02 PM (ANIFC) 129 Bernie Sanders could play Iago. easily. Posted by: JAS at June 07, 2017 01:02 PM (EX4Wr) 130 Why are they doing a Shakespeare play to begin with? I mean Shakespeare is a dead white guy. Why not the works of Maya Angelou or someone else more enlightened? Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 07, 2017 01:03 PM (493sH) 131 She wasn't pleased. We no longer speak about politics. At. All. I'm so sick of the Progs and their crap. SO SICK. Posted by: Jane D'oh +++++ The problem is, how someone identifies politically is not like a fan for a different sports team. Especially today, it says a lot about them. If someone is a militant left-winger, they're usually awful people. Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 01:03 PM (hVd7x) 132 124 I don't know why we're pretending Moronistan (I like Untopia as well) will be anything other than a vassal state of Alextopia. Both will be run by whim, of course. Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 07, 2017 01:01 PM (mf5HN) Still better than the current arrangement. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 07, 2017 01:03 PM (KUaJL) 133 A modest proposal tax redistribution: 1. Abolish the income tax. 2. Legalize pot everywhere and tax the hell out of it. 3. Tax the hell out or billionaire liberals existing and future wealth, not sure how but we can come up with something (This one still needs some work.) 4. Make up the rest with a national lottery. I think that would get the all the right people paying the taxes they crave. Posted by: Ripley at June 07, 2017 01:03 PM (MxEKc) 134 During the conversation with the two little miscreants, one of them looks right at the neighbor and said "Somebody needs to assassinate Trump". These are middle schoolers. And the neighbor is NOT some bubbling "Safe Space" needing idiot. Oh, for the golden age of years ago, when you could slap your neighbors kid for that kind of crap, then call them up and say "I had to slap some sense into your kid because you weren't there to do it" and they'd say "thank you, see you at the cook out tomorrow." Posted by: moronhorde minion at June 07, 2017 01:04 PM (88jeI) 135 If all of this assassination chic really did push someone to give Teh Donald two in the hat, I don't think anything would happen. The Dems and the MFM (BIRM) would be crying crocodile tears, but also saying that Trump was an aberration and now, with Pence, the country can "come together" and "heal." The assassin would be, if not instantly memory-holed, referenced as little as possible, with plenty of mention of the "alt-right" and "climate of hatred" in order to suggest that the killer was a dissatisfied Trumpalo. And as for us, the Trump horde? We're not going to do anything. We don't have time to riot on the National Mall, because we have families to feed and bills to pay. We won't burn down CNN or the WaPo, because we're "better than that." We'll be urged - no, forced - to treat Trump's assassination as akin to the Garfield assassination: a lone nut, but one who shows us that the system will carry on and "we will never be divided." I need another vacation. It's too soon for me to be this fucking cynical. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 07, 2017 01:04 PM (X6fMO) 136 127 121 You know how I know Donny Two Scoops is the right guy at the right time for America? All this shit from the left. Posted by: Strobe at June 07, 2017 01:01 PM (gbWkA) Had the same thought. Desperate times, desperate measures, and all that. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 07, 2017 01:02 PM (SRKgf) You get the most flak when you're over the target. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 07, 2017 01:04 PM (X52ZZ) 137 107 I could just imagine Olbermann leaping at Trump yelling "Sic semper tyranis!" and trying to stab him with a rubber duck. --- misread that as rubber dick Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 07, 2017 01:04 PM (vChNs) 138 Sandra Fluke as Supertramp. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 07, 2017 12:59 PM (1/PZS) More like Ariana Grande. Just found out what 'Wrist Icicles' are. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 07, 2017 01:04 PM (3OIiX) 139 "Can we also formally codify Chesterton's Fence into a law somehow? Like saying that the margin necessary for changing things gets larger the longer the current practice has been going on for?" Chesterton's Gate is one of my favorites!! No shit, absolute favorite tools. Have you ever noticed that what is not often cited is.... As a smart Progressive, if you are unable to explain the purpose of that which you wish to change, I must prevent you from doing so. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 07, 2017 01:04 PM (J+eG2) 140 95 Friends, Republican, countrymen, lend me your ears; Friends, Deplorables, the forgotten men and women of America - lend me your ears I come not to bury Felonia but to her lock her up. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 07, 2017 01:05 PM (ul9CR) 141 Garbage in, garbage out. The media tells people that Trump wants women to die of breast cancer and kill homosexuals. And it's locked in somehow, they're incurable. We need secession. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 07, 2017 01:05 PM (xAvrH) 142 Sandra Fluke as Supertramp. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 07, 2017 12:59 PM (1/PZS) Typhoid Mary. And Aureola Grande just HAS to be a pron name. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 07, 2017 01:05 PM (SRKgf) 143 63 More apt might be Bill Clinton as Caligula... Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2017 12:50 PM (oVJmc) Billy always reminded me of Tiberius, competent administrator with advanced case of degeneracy. Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 07, 2017 01:05 PM (e1mEI) 144 Does the administration want this to stop? Start arresting people, starting with the three that were subpoenaed yesterday. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 07, 2017 12:58 PM (7ZVPa) Now that's comedy gold. Jeff Sessions is too busy trying to find a personal assistant to pay attention to death threats. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 07, 2017 01:05 PM (X6fMO) 145 But who would be Biggus Dickus? Cheney. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2017 01:05 PM (oVJmc) 146 @105 This is the GOPs strategy, do as little as possible. They are seeing if they can thread the needle of not producing major legislation that will give Trump real victories and building a case for their re-elections. The bottom line is don't expect any action on healthcare, tax reform, infrastructure, the budget or anything big ticket until at least 2020. The GOP is effectively a defunct political party. Posted by: Kreplach at June 07, 2017 01:05 PM (Gh/jd) 147 This is about mish grabbing isn't it? Caesar? I hardly knew 'er! Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2017 01:06 PM (wPiJc) 148 one of them looks right at the neighbor and said "Somebody needs to assassinate Trump". These are middle schoolers. -- Probably based on an assignment from school to write it 500 times. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 07, 2017 01:06 PM (7ZVPa) 149 Check out my wrist icicles! Posted by: Carlos Danger at June 07, 2017 01:06 PM (1/PZS) 150 Bernie Sanders could play Iago. =========== He'd make a great Polonius. A grey-haired factotum. Platitudunos Maximus. Posted by: mrp at June 07, 2017 01:06 PM (Pqytn) 151 Hillary as Crassus? Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 07, 2017 01:06 PM (vChNs) 152 124 I don't know why we're pretending Moronistan (I like Untopia as well) will be anything other than a vassal state of Alextopia. Both will be run by whim, of course. Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 07, 2017 01:01 PM (mf5HN) **** I volunteer to be in charge of foreign affairs. And some domestic ones too. I'm a giver that way. Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2017 01:06 PM (0tfLf) 153 Why the hell did outlook send that email from "Brazil Women Team" about Brazilian women who need love now to my junk bin? That sounds very important! Posted by: josephistan at June 07, 2017 01:06 PM (ANIFC) 154 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 07, 2017 01:04 PM (X6fMO) Holy crap, that was terrifyingly possible. Thanks for the nightmare fuel. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe Achiever at June 07, 2017 01:07 PM (RwwCT) 155 Both will be run by whim, of course. Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 07, 2017 01:01 PM (mf5HN) --- until you get tired of Whimmig... Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 07, 2017 01:07 PM (vChNs) 156 Surprised they just didn't do the play "Our American Cousin" and be done with it... Posted by: It's Me donna at June 07, 2017 01:07 PM (O2RFr) 157 141 Garbage in, garbage out. The media tells people that Trump wants women to die of breast cancer and kill homosexuals. And it's locked in somehow, they're incurable. We need secession. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 07, 2017 01:05 PM (xAvrH) Nah. Make THEM secede. They're on the edge of doing it with California. Then when we win the war, we can dictate terms. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 07, 2017 01:07 PM (X52ZZ) 158 A Theater troupe that would have put on an assassination play about Obama in 2014 would just be in their third year of a 20 year sentence. Posted by: Jack Sock at June 07, 2017 01:07 PM (6qmBU) 159 Hillary as Crassus? Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 07, 2017 01:06 PM (vChNs) I can see it, except Crassus was actually good at business. But as for getting in over her head and not being competent enough to handle stuff? Yeah, she's got parthian arrows written all over her. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 07, 2017 01:07 PM (3OIiX) 160 "Why the hell did outlook send that email from "Brazil Women Team" about Brazilian women who need love now to my junk bin? That sounds very important!" You're saying my e-mail went to spam? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 07, 2017 01:07 PM (J+eG2) 161 I'm sure glad I wasn't born in ancient Rome. I can't speak a word of Latin. Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2017 01:07 PM (wPiJc) 162 Middle Schoolers always talk about killing people. When I was in 6th grade, we were supposed to write a short paper about if we could enact any law, what would it be and why. 3/4 of the students (there were only in the class (obviously not me) wrote that they wanted murder to be legal so they could kill me and get away with it. Posted by: Hikaru at June 07, 2017 01:07 PM (9TK8E) 163 De-annex the large cities from the rest of the nation. Make them city states. Fuck 'em. I'm tired of their shit. If they starve or become killing grounds within themselves, then I could give a flying fuck. Let them die. Posted by: Soona at June 07, 2017 01:07 PM (6yCLd) 164 McCain as Iago -- jealous and sowing distrust against those more competent than he. Posted by: mustbequantum at June 07, 2017 01:08 PM (MIKMs) 165 During the conversation with the two little miscreants, one of them looks right at the neighbor and said "Somebody needs to assassinate Trump". =================== At that age, what you're hearing is coming straight from their parents' lips. Posted by: mrp at June 07, 2017 01:08 PM (Pqytn) 166 A Theater troupe that would have put on an assassination play about Obama in 2014 would just be in their third year of a 20 year sentence. Posted by: Jack Sock at June 07, 2017 01:07 PM (6qmBU) True. But that's why the left gets away with it. They have idiots willing to risk jail time. Morons, including me, don't want to risk it. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 07, 2017 01:08 PM (3OIiX) 167 164 McCain as Iago -- jealous and sowing distrust against those more competent than he. So you saw his performance today at the Senate Lynchings, I mean hearings... Posted by: It's Me donna at June 07, 2017 01:08 PM (O2RFr) 168 Yon Michael Moore certainly does not have lean and hungry look. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 07, 2017 01:08 PM (ul9CR) 169 We're casting the polly tickens as Shakespearean characters? Any particular play? Because, I think Bill Clinton should play Ophelia. Get it? Posted by: BurtTC at June 07, 2017 01:08 PM (TOk1P) 170 josephistan at June 07, 2017 01:06 PM Brazilian women are emailing your junk now? You gave your junk its own email address? Posted by: Grunionborg the Translator at June 07, 2017 01:09 PM (m9X4Y) 171 And his spouse, Incontinentia Buttox? ===== Oh, that would be me. Posted by: Shep! at June 07, 2017 01:09 PM (vg8iE) 172 I'm sure glad I wasn't born in ancient Rome. I can't speak a word of Latin. Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2017 01:07 PM (wPiJc) Humor is universal, you'd be fine. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 07, 2017 01:09 PM (3OIiX) 173 163 De-annex the large cities from the rest of the nation. Make them city states. Fuck 'em. I'm tired of their shit. If they starve or become killing grounds within themselves, then I could give a flying fuck. Let them die. Posted by: Soona at June 07, 2017 01:07 PM (6yCLd) They won't be happy with self-rule. They want domination. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 07, 2017 01:09 PM (X52ZZ) 174 This is the GOPs strategy, do as little as possible. Posted by: Kreplach +++++++ They're hoping to just slow walk him as they see it as some sort of accident. Obama had a major budget deal on his desk in like 3 weeks of being sworn in. I was hoping at the very least, the GOPe would have a tax cut bill by now for Trump to sign. They can't even seem to get their shit together on that. Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 01:09 PM (hVd7x) 175 166 True. But that's why the left gets away with it. They have idiots willing to risk jail time. Morons, including me, don't want to risk it. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 07, 2017 01:08 PM (3OIiX) They also know that they'll probably get a Fellow Traveller as a judge who will probably let them off. Posted by: Hikaru at June 07, 2017 01:09 PM (9TK8E) 176 166 A Theater troupe that would have put on an assassination play about Obama in 2014 would just be in their third year of a 20 year sentence. Posted by: Jack Sock at June 07, 2017 01:07 PM (6qmBU) True. But that's why the left gets away with it. They have idiots willing to risk jail time. Morons, including me, don't want to risk it. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 07, 2017 01:08 PM (3OIiX) They also have a support infrastructure of lawyers & activists to back them up. We don't. Posted by: josephistan at June 07, 2017 01:09 PM (ANIFC) 177 The butt hurt is real Progs upset they didnt gst anything from the Senate Intell Committee Posted by: ThunderB at June 07, 2017 01:09 PM (BcLMl) 178 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 07, 2017 01:08 PM (3OIiX) Believe me they don't think they are risking anything. History backs them up. Posted by: Jack Sock at June 07, 2017 01:09 PM (6qmBU) 179 I'm going to start a list, I think. If some dumbass really does act on this assassination pr0n, then the list gets looked at. Jake Tapper is on the list. Brian Williams. Keith Olberman. Steven Colbert. Suggestions? Posted by: The mass media can all EABOD at June 07, 2017 01:10 PM (+BoFT) 180 Just found out what 'Wrist Icicles' are. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 07, 2017 01:04 PM (3OIiX) Ann Barnhart has a long screed about Grande and her kiddie-pRon target audience. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 07, 2017 01:10 PM (X6fMO) 181 Billy always reminded me of Tiberius, competent administrator with advanced case of degeneracy. Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 07, 2017 01:05 PM (e1mEI) Monica was a minnow? Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 07, 2017 01:10 PM (493sH) 182 is that one of the 50? I see a loophole Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 07, 2017 12:58 PM (vChNs) --- If I were pope I'd approach it like I do with my kids. Now you've only got 25. Posted by: Dr. Traybon Marvin, Professor of Aeronautical Scientificals at June 07, 2017 01:10 PM (fD1ST) 183 163 De-annex the large cities from the rest of the nation. Make them city states. Fuck 'em. I'm tired of their shit. If they starve or become killing grounds within themselves, then I could give a flying fuck. Let them die. Posted by: Soona at June 07, 2017 01:07 PM (6yCLd) Fence them off, and declare them prisons, a la "Escape from New York." Half the people in them belong in prison, and/or have already been there. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 07, 2017 01:10 PM (SRKgf) 184 True. But that's why the left gets away with it. They have idiots willing to risk jail time. Morons, including me, don't want to risk it. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 07, 2017 01:08 PM (3OIiX) We are rational people with something to lose. They are cultists working towards their promised Paradise on Earth. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 07, 2017 01:10 PM (X52ZZ) 185 I that two others immediately thought of Frank Drebin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFEK0Sbq4o8 Posted by: kbdabear at June 07, 2017 01:10 PM (AOrEZ) 186 Darned sock. Posted by: Hate has no home here but he knows where we keep the spare key and the code to the alarm at June 07, 2017 01:11 PM (fD1ST) 187 88 I suppose it's now safe to do my version of Othello, played by Obama with a starring role for Hillary as Desdemona? Posted by: Marcus T, Playwright at June 07, 2017 12:55 PM (sNAef) ========== Obama as Othello implies a level of competency i would not find applicable. Posted by: Penfold at June 07, 2017 01:11 PM (Fbt5B) 188 Rosencrantz and Guildenstern: Vince Foster and Ron Brown. Posted by: BurtTC at June 07, 2017 01:11 PM (TOk1P) 189 179 I'm going to start a list, I think. If some dumbass really does act on this assassination pr0n, then the list gets looked at. Jake Tapper is on the list. Brian Williams. Keith Olberman. Steven Colbert. Suggestions? Posted by: The mass media can all EABOD at June 07, 2017 01:10 PM (+BoFT) There isn't even server memory to finish that list. Posted by: josephistan at June 07, 2017 01:11 PM (ANIFC) 190 They also have a support infrastructure of lawyers & activists to back them up. We don't. Posted by: josephistan ++++ Also, our side is interested in beating them at the ballot box. If someone had shot and killed Obama, he would be bigger than JFK. Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 01:11 PM (hVd7x) 191 Suggestions? Posted by: The mass media can all EABOD at June 07, 2017 01:10 PM (+BoFT) We don't have that many pixels! Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 07, 2017 01:11 PM (SRKgf) 192 Fence them off, and declare them prisons, a la "Escape from New York." Half the people in them belong in prison, and/or have already been there. Hey, I've got enough trouble... Posted by: Snake Plissken at June 07, 2017 01:11 PM (O2RFr) 193 165 During the conversation with the two little miscreants, one of them looks right at the neighbor and said "Somebody needs to assassinate Trump". =================== At that age, what you're hearing is coming straight from their parents' lips. Posted by: mrp at June 07, 2017 01:08 PM (Pqytn) Or their teachers. Posted by: buzzion at June 07, 2017 01:11 PM (z/Ubi) 194 Let's just hope the Secret Service is on their game and not chasing 'ho's and smoking crack. Posted by: steevy at June 07, 2017 01:11 PM (rmVvL) 195 If we are talking about going back in time to kill someone, I'm saying my favorite joke. "I went back into time to kill baby Hitler but I killed baby Woodrow Wilson instead." "Who is baby Hitler?" Posted by: Blanco (Not to be confused with the other Blanco) at June 07, 2017 01:11 PM (tGBt6) 196 This is how you got Caesar. Posted by: ShainS at June 07, 2017 01:12 PM (JEsVJ) 197 McLame should be Coriolanus. The war hero who really didn't want to run too hard for the highest office. But McLame didn't come back and try to lay waste to the nation that rejected him. The analogy only goes so far. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 07, 2017 01:12 PM (ul9CR) 198 @ShainS LOL True Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 07, 2017 01:12 PM (3OIiX) 199 179 I'm going to start a list, I think. If some dumbass really does act on this assassination pr0n, then the list gets looked at. Jake Tapper is on the list. Brian Williams. Keith Olberman. Steven Colbert. Suggestions? Posted by: The mass media can all EABOD at June 07, 2017 01:10 PM (+BoFT) Bette Midler Whoopie Goldberg John Oliver Cher Susan Sarandon Joy Behar Michael Moore Posted by: Hikaru at June 07, 2017 01:13 PM (9TK8E) 200 These people know that Caesar's assassination led to Marc Antony stirring up all of his supporters into a rampaging mob that drove the conspirators into exile, right? And eventually their deaths when Octavian Caesar took power. Posted by: Paul at June 07, 2017 01:13 PM (H7dia) 201 Barack as Aaron: "Nothing grieves me heartily indeed/but that I cannot do ten thousand more." That's right, y'all. Bury that feckless Moor to his waist and let the dogs eat him. Posted by: General Zod at June 07, 2017 01:13 PM (Bdeb0) 202 If someone had shot and killed Obama, he would be bigger than JFK. Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 01:11 PM (hVd7x) And it would have been a hardcore leftist that had done it. Well that or someone trying to impress Jodie Foster. Posted by: buzzion at June 07, 2017 01:14 PM (z/Ubi) 203 187 88 I suppose it's now safe to do my version of Othello, played by Obama with a starring role for Hillary as Desdemona? Posted by: Marcus T, Playwright at June 07, 2017 12:55 PM (sNAef) ========== Obama as Othello implies a level of competency i would not find applicable. Posted by: Penfold at June 07, 2017 01:11 PM (Fbt5B) If anybody, Obama is MacBeth, with ValJar as Lady MacBeth. Posted by: Hikaru at June 07, 2017 01:14 PM (9TK8E) 204 True. But that's why the left gets away with it. They have idiots willing to risk jail time. Morons, including me, don't want to risk it. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 07, 2017 01:08 PM (3OIiX) We are rational people with something to lose. They are cultists working towards their promised Paradise on Earth. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 07, 2017 01:10 PM (X52ZZ) Yup. Maybe that's why all empires fall. The crazies with nothing to lose...have nothing to lose. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 07, 2017 01:14 PM (3OIiX) 205 Bette Midler Whoopie Goldberg John Oliver Cher Susan Sarandon Joy Behar Michael Moore 99% of Hollywood 99.9%of media 99%of Academia... Have I left anyone out? Posted by: It's Me donna at June 07, 2017 01:14 PM (O2RFr) 206 I was hoping at the very least, the GOPe would have a tax cut bill by now for Trump to sign. They can't even seem to get their shit together on that. ===== The Uniparty does not want to give up the continuing resolution scam. So much unaccountable money sloshing around. Posted by: mustbequantum at June 07, 2017 01:14 PM (MIKMs) 207 Cleopatra would be Chelsea, right? Descended from Royalty Who can resist her seductive charms? Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 07, 2017 01:14 PM (vChNs) 208 200 These people know that Caesar's assassination led to Marc Antony stirring up all of his supporters into a rampaging mob that drove the conspirators into exile, right? And eventually their deaths when Octavian Caesar took power. Posted by: Paul at June 07, 2017 01:13 PM (H7dia) What? You actually expect them to READ History???? Posted by: Don Q. at June 07, 2017 01:14 PM (NgKpN) 209 >>I was hoping at the very least, the GOPe would have a tax cut bill by now for Trump to sign. They can't even seem to get their shit together on that. You won't see a tax bill until there is an Obamacare reform/replace call it whatever you want bill. Not one that has any real cuts anyway. I continue to urge those who haven't done so yet to read up on and understand how budget reconciliation works. It is THE key to what is going on in Congress right now with all legislation. Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2017 01:14 PM (/tuJf) 210 Our culture owes so much to the Romans. They invented the bath house. Posted by: Barack Obama at June 07, 2017 01:14 PM (xAvrH) 211 Davide Sedaris. Don't forget the non celebrities. Posted by: Jack Sock at June 07, 2017 01:15 PM (6qmBU) 212 Maybe that's why all empires fall. The crazies with nothing to lose...have nothing to lose. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 07, 2017 01:14 PM (3OIiX) But if they should succeed, they will find themselves against the most fearsome creature on the planet - an American with nothing to lose. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 07, 2017 01:15 PM (X52ZZ) 213 202 If someone had shot and killed Obama, he would be bigger than JFK. Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 01:11 PM (hVd7x) And it would have been a hardcore leftist that had done it. Well that or someone trying to impress Jodie Foster. Posted by: buzzion at June 07, 2017 01:14 PM (z/Ubi) Somebody trying to impress Noam Chomsky. Posted by: Hikaru at June 07, 2017 01:15 PM (9TK8E) 214 They are cultists working towards their promised Paradise on Earth. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 07, 2017 01:10 PM (X52ZZ) Which, IMO, is why we (people of the Christian faith, I mean and all people of good will who are not leftists I mean ) need to continue to lift up Trump and Pence in prayer for wisdom from on high and protection. heck, I'm even going to add some fasting and I'm not even looking for a date. ;^) (In case you weren't here fasting was advice for someone to get a date) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2017 01:15 PM (qES5k) 215 She told me the right is full of the most violent people in the U. S. I put her some knowledge about the movie "Death of a President" where a Booosh look-a-like is assassinated, and other hard truths about the Left's history of anarchy and violence. I'd do the exact opposite. "that's right, I'm bad news baby. I'm the grammatically correct Christian of whom the Devil gave you warning." Posted by: My little red book tells me what to do at June 07, 2017 01:15 PM (326rv) 216 Et tu, Comey? Posted by: zombie at June 07, 2017 01:15 PM (DQ4Fv) 217 What? You actually expect them to READ History???? ===== The play's the thing ... Posted by: mrp at June 07, 2017 01:15 PM (Pqytn) 218 If someone had shot and killed Obama, he would be bigger than JFK. Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 01:11 PM (hVd7x) And it would have been a hardcore leftist that had done it. Well that or someone trying to impress Jodie Foster. Posted by: buzzion +++++ Who knows, but I will admit I was always afraid some kook on our side would make an attempt and we would have to then own him. If I were a Democrat, I would be shaking in fear that some lefty tries to assasinate Trump as they are stoking the fire and brazenly talking about killing him. Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 01:15 PM (hVd7x) 219 Somebody trying to impress Noam Chomsky. Posted by: Hikaru at June 07, 2017 01:15 PM (9TK8E) I said hardcore leftist. Posted by: buzzion at June 07, 2017 01:16 PM (z/Ubi) 220 My Latin name is Gaius Obamus. Posted by: Barack Obama at June 07, 2017 01:16 PM (xAvrH) 221 Richard III? Again? I have to be Richard 3 again? You people have no imagination. Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon at June 07, 2017 01:16 PM (TOk1P) 222 80 Anon a mouse: thanks! I think we could get mileage out of that one. I think any of the Trump kids could be Octavian: right now Ivanka is the "reasonable" face of the dynasty. But Octavian himself looked quite reasonable, at least for a while. I can't imagine any of Trump's sons taking an attempt on his life lightly. And most of them are skilled at managing some part of the Trump apparatus: especially compared to any no talent hack on Team Clinton. Posted by: trev006 at June 07, 2017 01:17 PM (LjVLD) 223 I continue to urge those who haven't done so yet to read up on and understand how budget reconciliation works. It is THE key to what is going on in Congress right now with all legislation. Posted by: JackStraw +++++ But this is all theater for the filibuster rule. We've already seen with both Reid and McConnell that the filibuster is already dead and the public doesn't care. Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 01:17 PM (hVd7x) 224 Typical leftist:defending ourselves is provocation! https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/266896/ Posted by: steevy at June 07, 2017 01:17 PM (rmVvL) 225 But McLame didn't come back and try to lay waste to the nation that rejected him. The analogy only goes so far. ===== His Senate career and intentional international idiocy don't count? Posted by: mustbequantum at June 07, 2017 01:17 PM (MIKMs) 226 Progs upset they didnt gst anything from the Senate Intell Committee Posted by: ThunderB at June 07, 2017 01:09 PM (BcLMl) That shows you how far deep it all goes. They are part of the Putin-Trump cabal, lackeys of the Great Orange Tyrant and his Slavic Overseer. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Order a Large Covfefe and Receive a Free Lumpy Carmgul Bat at The Outrage Outlet! at June 07, 2017 01:17 PM (hLRSq) 227 Also, our side is interested in beating them at the ballot box. If someone had shot and killed Obama, he would be bigger than JFK. Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 01:11 PM (hVd7x) During TFG's reign, I had an idea for a thriller story, about a Secret Service agent investigating a plot against the President. The more he digs, he realizes that the people organizing the plot are in the highest levels of power. The real shocker being that the President is the one planning his own death, knowing that his assassination would be the excuse needed to unleash the last act in the Progressive takeover. Posted by: josephistan at June 07, 2017 01:18 PM (ANIFC) 228 But who would be Biggus Dickus? Posted by: Hikaru at June 07, 2017 01:01 PM (9TK8E) Carlos Danger Posted by: josephistan at June 07, 2017 01:02 PM Yeah...no. Posted by: Huma at June 07, 2017 01:18 PM (p+Wdc) 229 Fence them off, and declare them prisons, a la "Escape from New York." Half the people in them belong in prison, and/or have already been there. --- HA HA fences don't work. They'll never keep us SLAM* HELP! HELP! We see brown people! Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 07, 2017 01:18 PM (vChNs) 230 Trump-style Caesar? Maybe someone will finally pick up my script for a Biden-style Madame Butterfly! Posted by: Joe "Arthur Miller" Biden at June 07, 2017 01:18 PM (3I7wr) 231 "Who knows, but I will admit I was always afraid some kook on our side would make an attempt and we would have to then own him. " Friend said she was surprised that no-one tried to take out the previous President and get credit for killing the first black President. I told her that they would only get half credit. And then I denounced myself. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 07, 2017 01:18 PM (J+eG2) 232 You can't blame Hitler for bein paranoid, what with all these time travelers trying to kill him in his childhood. Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 07, 2017 01:18 PM (LTHVh) 233 Let's be honest, this is happening because Trump is not a member of Club Uniparty and they literally want him killed. Posted by: Who Was Phone? Hint: Hobo Gym at June 07, 2017 01:19 PM (uEeHt) 234 My Latin name is Gaius Obamus. Posted by: Barack Obama at June 07, 2017 01:16 PM (xAvrH) Mine's Tappus Keggus. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Order a Large Covfefe and Receive a Free Lumpy Carmgul Bat at The Outrage Outlet! at June 07, 2017 01:19 PM (hLRSq) 235 208 200 These people know that Caesar's assassination led to Marc Antony stirring up all of his supporters into a rampaging mob that drove the conspirators into exile, right? And eventually their deaths when Octavian Caesar took power. Posted by: Paul at June 07, 2017 01:13 PM (H7dia) What? You actually expect them to READ History???? Posted by: Don Q So, to translate the story of Julius Caesar to the current times: Caesar = Trump Marc Anthony = Pence Octavius/Augustus = Jared Kushner??!??!??? 2023 A.D.: "All hail Jaredius Maxissimus!" Posted by: zombie at June 07, 2017 01:19 PM (DQ4Fv) 236 They're hoping to just slow walk him as they see it as some sort of accident. Obama had a major budget deal on his desk in like 3 weeks of being sworn in. I was hoping at the very least, the GOPe would have a tax cut bill by now for Trump to sign. They can't even seem to get their shit together on that. Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 01:09 PM (hVd7x) Oh we might not be able to vote on Trumpcare this year! GOP Senators. Oh. Okay. I might not be able to vote Republican in 2018. Me. Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 07, 2017 01:19 PM (mf5HN) 237 Jake Tapper is on the list. Brian Williams. Keith Olberman. Steven Colbert. Suggestions? Posted by: The mass media can all EABOD at June 07, 2017 01:10 PM (+BoFT) --- It's perfect just like that Posted by: Kathy Griffin at June 07, 2017 01:19 PM (vChNs) 238 >>We've already seen with both Reid and McConnell that the filibuster is already dead and the public doesn't care. There's an enormous difference between the filibuster for judicial appointments and the filibuster for legislation. The latter would change DC in profound ways and I think the public would definitely care. Even if they didn't understand why things had changed so radically they would definitely notice the change. Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2017 01:19 PM (/tuJf) 239 They want Comey to save them Tbey expect these military guys to stab Flynn in the back Flynn was in 32 years. He is no Russian spy Posted by: ThunderB at June 07, 2017 01:19 PM (BcLMl) 240 Who knows, but I will admit I was always afraid some kook on our side would make an attempt and we would have to then own him. Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 01:15 PM (hVd7x) --- It wouldn't need to be "our" side. Look at Gabby Giffords. Posted by: Hate has no home here but he knows where we keep the spare key and the code to the alarm at June 07, 2017 01:19 PM (fD1ST) 241 If someone had shot and killed Obama, he would be bigger than JFK. Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 01:11 PM (hVd7x) ---------------- Our tax money would be spent building vast temples memorializing him in every city. There would be a month of mourning every year for the next 100 years. And that's just for starters. Posted by: Soona at June 07, 2017 01:19 PM (6yCLd) 242 I hope our little jape doesn't result in an anti-liberal backlash. Posted by: Shakesperian assassination fantasists at June 07, 2017 01:19 PM (xAvrH) 243 Maybe that's why all empires fall. The crazies with nothing to lose...have nothing to lose. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 07, 2017 01:14 PM (3OIiX) But if they should succeed, they will find themselves against the most fearsome creature on the planet - an American with nothing to lose. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 07, 2017 01:15 PM (X52ZZ) A few of the rational Dems realize this. But the grown ups aren't running the Democratic party and haven't been for a while. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 07, 2017 01:19 PM (3OIiX) 244 I'm feeling the need for some calming kitty videos, or puppies. Posted by: Grunionborg the Translator at June 07, 2017 01:20 PM (m9X4Y) 245 208 200 These people know that Caesar's assassination led to Marc Antony stirring up all of his supporters into a rampaging mob that drove the conspirators into exile, right? And eventually their deaths when Octavian Caesar took power. Posted by: Paul at June 07, 2017 01:13 PM (H7dia) What? You actually expect them to READ History???? Posted by: Don Q. at June 07, 2017 01:14 PM (NgKpN) Well, if you were taught history at Harvard.......... Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 07, 2017 01:20 PM (jxbfJ) 246 My Latin name is Gaius Obamus. Posted by: Barack Obama at June 07, 2017 01:16 PM More like Fellatius Maximus Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 07, 2017 01:20 PM (p+Wdc) 247 232 Good idea for a science fiction novel,Hitler becomes a twisted madman because he has to dodge constant attempts on his life for,as far as he know's,no reason. Posted by: steevy at June 07, 2017 01:20 PM (rmVvL) 248 Who can resist her seductive charms? Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 07, 2017 01:14 PM (vChNs) She's so homely she couldn't get laid during Fleet Week. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Order a Large Covfefe and Receive a Free Lumpy Carmgul Bat at The Outrage Outlet! at June 07, 2017 01:21 PM (hLRSq) 249 Correct, there is too much bribe money going around congress for them to give up the omnibus. We are talking hundreds of thousands of dollars per year per congressman. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 07, 2017 01:21 PM (7ZVPa) 250 Flynn is a democrat FGS Dems act like hes some Russian super spy Posted by: ThunderB at June 07, 2017 01:21 PM (BcLMl) 251 My Latin name is Gaius Obamus. Posted by: Barack Obama at June 07, 2017 01:16 PM (xAvrH) Mine's Tappus Keggus. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Order a Large Covfefe and Receive a Free Lumpy Carmgul Bat at The Outrage Outlet! at June 07, 2017 01:19 PM (hLRSq) Tappus Datass ...sorry, still a little buzzed from Gal Godot. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 07, 2017 01:21 PM (3OIiX) 252 Both will be run by whim, of course.* Any Empire that can be destroyed by removing a step-stool would be short-lived. Posted by: DaveA at June 07, 2017 01:21 PM (FhXTo) 253 The Left's projection and illogical comparisons have reached Ludicrous speed. Posted by: Jack Sock at June 07, 2017 01:21 PM (6qmBU) 254 244 I'm feeling the need for some calming kitty videos, or puppies. Posted by: Grunionborg the Translator at June 07, 2017 01:20 PM (m9X4Y) I was thinking more along the lines of the Game of Thrones episodes with that redhead girlfriend of Jon Snow. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 07, 2017 01:21 PM (jxbfJ) 255 1. Assassinate Trump 2. ??? 3. Socialist Paradise It. Could. Work! Posted by: Liberals at June 07, 2017 01:21 PM (vChNs) 256 But she was so rattled by the cold and emotionless manner in which this kid said it, that we talked for almost an hour about it. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice How awful. Apparently they are hearing this at home a lot and it has become so normal that it is not deemed 'killing killing' but rather just a what needs to be done. Posted by: Cheri at June 07, 2017 01:22 PM (oiNtH) 257 If I were a Democrat, I would be shaking in fear that some lefty tries to assasinate Trump as they are stoking the fire and brazenly talking about killing him. Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 01:15 PM (hVd7x) You are assuming that your average garden variety Democrat has the same moral compass you do. Don't think that is an accurate assumption. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 07, 2017 01:22 PM (kUmUV) 258 Julius Caesar is such a bore of a play anyway. The only reason so many of us were assigned it in high school is because it has no sex or bawdy humor. They should have let us read Titus Andronicus. Rapes, murders, more rapes, more murders, chopped off hands, chopped off tongue, more murder, and two goth dickheads baked into a pie and eaten by their mother. Now that's how you get students' attention. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 07, 2017 01:22 PM (ul9CR) 259 253 The Left's projection and illogical comparisons have reached Ludicrous speed. Posted by: Jack Sock at June 07, 2017 01:21 PM (6qmBU) Well, when you are surrounded by assholes............. Posted by: Lord Helmet at June 07, 2017 01:22 PM (jxbfJ) 260 What? You actually expect them to READ History???? Posted by: Don Q. at June 07, 2017 01:14 PM (NgKpN) --- No joke : 50%+ of the nation can't read at the level needed to process an 8th grade book. Posted by: Hate has no home here but he knows where we keep the spare key and the code to the alarm at June 07, 2017 01:23 PM (fD1ST) 261 Well, if you were taught history at Harvard.......... Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 07, 2017 01:20 PM (jxbfJ) You'd know the international community was quite upset over the assassination of Caesar. After all they put together the Roman Republic Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 07, 2017 01:23 PM (493sH) 262 Guy is in 32 years, gets fired by 2 presidents and publically humiliated Id ask Comey if there was anyway for it to just go away Posted by: ThunderB at June 07, 2017 01:23 PM (BcLMl) 263 What is Trumpileaks? I can't bear to look. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 07, 2017 01:23 PM (xAvrH) 264 252 Both will be run by whim, of course. Any Empire that can be destroyed by removing a step-stool would be short-lived. Posted by: DaveA at June 07, 2017 01:21 PM (FhXTo) It certainly wouldn't reach the lofty heights of the Ottoman. Posted by: Hikaru at June 07, 2017 01:23 PM (9TK8E) 265 263 Michael Moore's new project to bring down Trump. Posted by: steevy at June 07, 2017 01:24 PM (rmVvL) 266 Someone taking out Trump doesn't keep me awake. What does is someone trying, missing...and taking out Barron or Ivanka. That would be the "GO" signal, beyond any doubt. Posted by: Brother Cavil, turkey ain't all that's stuffed at June 07, 2017 01:24 PM (P83tS) 267 221 Richard III? Again? I have to be Richard 3 again? You people have no imagination. Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon at June 07, 2017 01:16 PM (TOk1P --- They wanted me for the Shrew, but they can't tame me! Posted by: Hilary! at June 07, 2017 01:24 PM (vChNs) 268 Erro Latrinus Boulderianus Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 07, 2017 01:24 PM (Dgpsa) 269 Marc Antony stirring up all of his supporters into a rampaging mob that drove the conspirators into exile, right? O judgement! thou art fled to brutish beasts, And men have lost their reason. Posted by: no good deed at June 07, 2017 01:24 PM (hJamr) 270 243 Maybe that's why all empires fall. The crazies with nothing to lose...have nothing to lose. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 07, 2017 01:14 PM (3OIiX) But if they should succeed, they will find themselves against the most fearsome creature on the planet - an American with nothing to lose. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 07, 2017 01:15 PM (X52ZZ) A few of the rational Dems realize this. But the grown ups aren't running the Democratic party and haven't been for a while. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 07, 2017 01:19 PM (3OIiX) When most nationalities get angry... they flail around because they are basically incompetent... America, was built on competence... thus when Americans get Angry, you get Nuclear Weapons created and dropped in 4 years... Our OWN Government knows this... that the only real threat to THEIR power, is an Angry America... which is why the NSA is more concerned with Militia groups, than Islamic Terror. But the Left, no longer believes this... Posted by: Don Q. at June 07, 2017 01:24 PM (NgKpN) 271 Ya'll know that this is psychological projection and they do literally want to kll Trump, right? Posted by: shibumi at June 07, 2017 01:24 PM (aT+Bx) 272 They should have let us read Titus Andronicus. Rapes, murders, more rapes, more murders, chopped off hands, chopped off tongue, more murder, and two goth dickheads baked into a pie and eaten by their mother. ============ I read that in college. Posted by: mrp at June 07, 2017 01:25 PM (Pqytn) 273 She told me the right is full of the most violent people in the U. S. I put her some knowledge about the movie "Death of a President" where a Booosh look-a-like is assassinated, and other hard truths about the Left's history of anarchy and violence. We have the majority of the 300 million+ guns. If we were violent, there wouldn't be anyone on the left, left. Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2017 01:25 PM (PCof0) 274 263 What is Trumpileaks? I can't bear to look. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 07, 2017 01:23 PM (xAvrH) Hey, I'm 70. Sometimes I have a bad day, Okay? Posted by: Donald Trump at June 07, 2017 01:25 PM (ANIFC) 275 Also, our side is interested in beating them at the ballot box. --- we have to wait till they get to the ballot box before we can beat them? Posted by: Hilary! at June 07, 2017 01:26 PM (vChNs) 276 Nood about the death of the WaPo. Or why it should be put out to pasture, at least. Posted by: Vanceone at June 07, 2017 01:26 PM (jngwH) 277 1. Assassinate Trump 2. ??? 3. Socialist Paradise It. Could. Work! Posted by: Liberals at June 07, 2017 01:21 PM (vChNs) 1. Assassinate Trump. 2. Civil strife/war with the plotters and their supporters killed or exiled. 3. Want to rethink all of this? Posted by: Mikey NTH - Order a Large Covfefe and Receive a Free Lumpy Carmgul Bat at The Outrage Outlet! at June 07, 2017 01:26 PM (hLRSq) 278 Hillary as Crassus? *** Tom Steyer. Crooked as hell (look up how Crassus made his money) and fundamentally incompetent. . Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2017 01:26 PM (eSx+E) 279 228 But who would be Biggus Dickus? Posted by: Hikaru at June 07, 2017 01:01 PM (9TK8E) --- Take a look inside my nightstand... Posted by: Moochelle at June 07, 2017 01:26 PM (vChNs) 280 32 years. Put his head on a pike, call him a traitor Posted by: ThunderB at June 07, 2017 01:26 PM (BcLMl) 281 You can advocate the assassination of Donald Trump, just not by beheading. I guess because that would be cultural appropriation. Posted by: V the K at June 07, 2017 01:27 PM (O7MnT) 282 Ace, if you want a good "dismissive contempt" thread, check out this article from the local Berkeley newspaper, titled "Training helps Berkeley liberals communicate with Trump supporters": http://www.berkeleyside.com/2017/06/05/ opinion-training-help-berkeley-liberals-communicate-trump-supporters/ It's hilarious, because the article itself, while recommending that Berkeley leftists take classes to "listen to" and "communicate with" Trump voters, is flamboyantly insulting, dismissive and contemptuous of Trump supporters, and relies on every false trope about them being all neo-Nazis, etc. Examples: "Given who we're dealing with, attempting to engage in peaceful dialogue runs the risk of violent escalation, a potentially dangerous situation especially for non-whites and Muslims. After the horrific incident in Portland last month, where a white supremacist is charged with murdering two men who tried to protect two young women of color being racially harassed by the accused, our first concern must be safety, and sometimes the safest course is avoidance. That said, I recognize that there are people who feel compelled to engage with members of hate groups and, if that describes you, then yes, the workshop will be valuable." Posted by: zombie at June 07, 2017 01:27 PM (DQ4Fv) 283 We have the majority of the 300 million+ guns. If we were violent, there wouldn't be anyone on the left, left. Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2017 01:25 PM (PCof0) --- And we know how to hold them. Posted by: Hate has no home here but he knows where we keep the spare key and the code to the alarm at June 07, 2017 01:27 PM (fD1ST) 284 Posted by: shibumi at June 07, 2017 01:24 PM (aT+Bx) Yeah, they do. And they're going to keep talking about it until the specialist snowflake in the blizzard actually goes and tries it. I hope to God that they fail, and that the retribution is, for lack of a better word, comprehensive. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 07, 2017 01:28 PM (X52ZZ) 285 Our OWN Government knows this... that the only real threat to THEIR power, is an Angry America... which is why the NSA is more concerned with Militia groups, than Islamic Terror /s] Government wants to dilute the 2nd Amendment. Suggested edit. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 07, 2017 01:28 PM (J+eG2) 286 71 Ya'll know that this is psychological projection and they do literally want to kll Trump, right? Posted by: shibumi at June 07, 2017 01:24 PM (aT+Bx) --------------- Yes. All of us know this. Posted by: Soona at June 07, 2017 01:28 PM (6yCLd) 287 @WhatWhatWhat? The language is better in Julius Caesar. Titus Andronicus is clunky and even harder to follow. At least Caesar's plot is straightforward. Personally, I like Coriolanus. Some great monologues in there, but it also requires a bit more wit to understand than most students will have. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 07, 2017 01:28 PM (3OIiX) 288 255 1. Assassinate Trump 2. ??? 3. Socialist Paradise It. Could. Work! Posted by: Liberals at June 07, 2017 01:21 PM (vChNs) Should have socked that with Underpants Communist Posted by: Don Q... at June 07, 2017 01:28 PM (NgKpN) 289 1. Assassinate Trump. 2. Civil strife/war with heavily armed conservative citizens and former military, with the plotters and their supporters killed or exiled. 3. Want to rethink all of this? FIFY Posted by: shibumi at June 07, 2017 01:28 PM (aT+Bx) 290 240 Who knows, but I will admit I was always afraid some kook on our side would make an attempt and we would have to then own him. Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 01:15 PM (hVd7x) --- It wouldn't need to be "our" side. Look at Gabby Giffords. Posted by: Hate has no home here but he knows where we keep the spare key and the code to the alarm at June 07, 2017 01:19 PM (fD1ST) I was worried that as TFG screwed up the Reds might decide he was more valuable as a martyr than as a President. All they'd have had to do was wind up some nut job - of which they have a plethora - and then watch the news. Voila! Instant martyr, roads, schools, airports, etc. instantly renamed, and conservatives blamed for the whole thing. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 07, 2017 01:29 PM (SRKgf) 291 60% credit, surely. Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 07, 2017 01:29 PM (v8zB8) 292 Shakespeare's history plays were always done in modern dress when originally performed, so I was going to give the Public Theater a pass on this. But "Julius Caesar" isn't one of Shakespeare's history plays. It's one of his tragedies, and it doesn't lend itself to modern interpretation like the history plays might. They wouldn't be doing this if a Democrat were President. Posted by: Kensington at June 07, 2017 01:29 PM (Cw3TC) 293 252 Both will be run by whim, of course. Any Empire that can be destroyed by removing a step-stool would be short-lived. Posted by: DaveA at June 07, 2017 01:21 PM (FhXTo) --- don't you think that was a low blow? Posted by: Moochelle at June 07, 2017 01:29 PM (vChNs) 294 didn't know the Barrel had an apprenticeship programme. Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 07, 2017 01:30 PM (v8zB8) 295 We have the majority of the 300 million+ guns. If we were violent, there wouldn't be anyone on the left, left. Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2017 01:25 PM (PCof0) This. My terms for using violence are very clearly defined. If I was the monster they think I am, the fields would be soppy red. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 07, 2017 01:30 PM (3OIiX) 296 Guy is in 32 years, gets fired by 2 presidents and publically humiliated He's not here for the hunting, is he? Posted by: The Bear. Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2017 01:30 PM (PCof0) 297 She's so homely she couldn't get laid during Fleet Week. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Order a Large Covfefe and Receive a Free Lumpy Carmgul Bat at The Outrage Outlet! at June 07, 2017 01:21 PM (hLRSq) She could probably get lucky at a Fleet Enema convention, though. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 07, 2017 01:30 PM (rZ+mb) 298 After the horrific incident in Portland last month, where a ~~white supremacist~~ Bernie Sanders supporter* is charged with murdering two men who tried to protect two young women of color being racially harassed by the accused Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 07, 2017 01:30 PM (SRKgf) 299 Any Democrat who wants to take a gibbering Latin knife waving run will give the SS some practice. Posted by: DaveA at June 07, 2017 01:32 PM (FhXTo) 300 298 After the horrific incident in Portland last month, where a white supremacist Bernie Sanders supporter is charged with murdering two men who tried to protect two young women of color being racially harassed by the accused Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara I know!!! Also, I meant to post that comment on the next thread -- and posted it here by accident. Conversation continued on Nood. Posted by: zombie at June 07, 2017 01:32 PM (DQ4Fv) 301 I'd do the exact opposite. "that's right, I'm bad news baby. I'm the grammatically correct Christian of whom the Devil gave you warning." Posted by: My little red book tells me what to do at June 07, 2017 01:15 PM (326rv) ========== Ha! It's like what I do: when someone starts bitching about Trump, I look at them all concerned and say, "Well, it could be worse - it could have been me elected." Posted by: Shep! at June 07, 2017 01:33 PM (vg8iE) 302 I wish I could go back in time and kill Karl Marx. There was a Jack Chalker that had somebody trying to do that. It was the sort-of-bad-guy doing it, though, because Jack Chalker was a retard. Posted by: Sporkatus at June 07, 2017 01:33 PM (eXSOZ) 303 The same people who want Trump assassinated (and W and Cheney and many others before) are the same ones who believe capital punishment for any crime is outrageous. If you can figure it out, let us know. Posted by: Gref at June 07, 2017 01:35 PM (AMIL/) 304 If I were a Democrat, I would be shaking in fear that some lefty tries to assasinate Trump as they are stoking the fire and brazenly talking about killing him. Posted by: publix at June 07, 2017 01:15 PM (hVd7x) See me at 135. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 07, 2017 01:36 PM (X6fMO) 305 Lindsey Graham as Ariel the fairy. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 07, 2017 01:38 PM (Nwg0u) 306 McCain as Iago -- jealous and sowing distrust against those more competent than he. Posted by: mustbequantum at June 07, 2017 01:08 PM (MIKMs) Iago did what he did because he liked it, because it felt good, because it gave him joy. That's how Bob Hoskins played it when he played Iago in a BBC production I saw many years ago, and his was the best Iago performance I've ever seen anywhere. Posted by: troyriser at June 07, 2017 01:40 PM (Fw5cQ) 307 Any Empire that can be destroyed by removing a step-stool would be short-lived. Posted by: DaveA at June 07, 2017 01:21 PM (FhXTo) It certainly wouldn't reach the lofty heights of the Ottoman. Posted by: Hikaru Look at what you've done to another Moron - MULDOON! Posted by: DaveA at June 07, 2017 01:41 PM (FhXTo) 308 Don't they realize the senators are the villains in that play? Dante put Brutus and Cassius at the center of Hell. Posted by: goodluckduck at June 07, 2017 01:44 PM (yqvys) 309 Noood. Boss is up. Posted by: The mass media can all EABOD at June 07, 2017 01:50 PM (+BoFT) 310 Veni vidi bigli Posted by: corndog at June 07, 2017 01:58 PM (p3eEq) 311 Reading Clapper's ranting in an Australian paper, he unsurprisingly offers no evidence or allegations of supposed Trump colllusion. Or anything the Russians did other than internet 'Fake News' undermining St. Hillary. Subpoena Clapper. Let him be cross-examined. He's nothing but Old Man Shouts At Clouds. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2017 01:59 PM (oVJmc) 312 There's no doubt in my mind the Left would cheer if something happened to Trump. It already happened in the moments after Reagan was shot. A black kid on my dorm floor openly wished that he would die. And I'm sure he wasn't the only one. Remember, at that time, Reagan had been president for roughly two months. Posted by: mIKE at June 07, 2017 02:26 PM (8gnWj) 313 I'm so old, I remember when a rodeo clown clad in an Obama mask was a national crisis. Posted by: JB at June 07, 2017 02:30 PM (udOi9) 314 A famous man once said: "Live by the faux assassination sword; Die by the faux assassination sword" http://tinyurl.com/y6wm4qdo Posted by: Curse of The Donald at June 07, 2017 02:42 PM (kD8Fh) 315 Perhaps "MacTrump"? The "New Jersey Play"!!! You don't want bad luck to hit the comments! Posted by: andycanuck at June 07, 2017 03:16 PM (nlbfN) 316 We need presidential assassination plays now. more. than. ever. Just don't feature any rodeo clowns! Posted by: Christian Toto at June 07, 2017 03:46 PM (GppXG) 317 sure wish we had done this too Obummer, but the liberals would have torn down the country. 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