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Left Wing Film Critic Calls Gal Gadot a "Superbabe;" Left Wing SJWs Freak Out; Right Wing Scolds Join In on the Freak-Out
The real conservatives, I mean. The ones who echo and parrot their left-wing confreres and Bestest Fwiends and confirm the speech codes the left has merely proposed.
Here's the original review. Yes, he does commit the Grave Sin of noting that a beautiful woman is in fact beautiful. Later, the left was revolting. Well, wait, they're always revolting. What I should have said they were in frothing lunacy over the review. This of course led to Stage 3 of the Contrived Lunatic Shut-in Outrage Script: the forcible confession and ritual rending of garments. Here's his embarrassing grovel of an apology and a beg that he not be cast Out of the Tribe.To begin at the beginning: When I wrote that Gadot had found a "perfect blend of superbabe-in-the-woods innocence and mouthiness," it was a play on the phrase "babe in the woods." And she is literally super. But "babe" is going to be salacious no matter the context, and "superbabe" is just asking for trouble. I have no idea, though, what the problem is with "mouthiness." It’s a word I’ve used all my life to describe people -- both male and female -- who don’t sit and take guff from others, but give it right back. Pompous British higher-ups (all men) tell Diana what to do, and she tells them in essence to stuff it. That's mouthiness, and I couldn't enjoy it more.Good Lord, grow a pair. The woman was model. The definition of a "model" is "someone who is so good-looking that people pay her large sums of money to just stand around just looking good-looking." Or: "Hey, you're good looking, let me pay you money to wear these stupid clothes I made to make them look good looking just by being physically near you." As for "mouthiness" -- I took it to mean "firecracker," like Lois Lane. But I guess all women now are supposed to be "mouthy," so to call any particular woman "mouthy" is to ... I don't know. Imply that not all women are mouthy. (Which most women aren't, as most men aren't.) Mark Hemingway objected to the fauxtrage, and especially to the "Maoist" vibe that Edelstein's forced confession emitted.
Edelstein made the grave mistake, however, of writing a review that was more concerned with the film's mythical Amazon warrior than the all too real social justice warriors who make writing anything fun or provocative on the internet a de facto crime. Edelstein initially responded to the criticisms, somewhat understandably, with a defensive Facebook post that noted he did not think "describing the appearance of the leading actress would be off limits." Alas, the Council of Wrongthink was not appeased, and so today we have a grand apologia from Edelstein that is both unneeded and an exercise in Maoist compliance.... Calling Wonder Woman star Gal Gadot a "babe," in any context seems nothing less than playful and accurate. Is it offensive to state the obvious? Edelstein calls the movie a star turn for Gadot and praises her performance, but we can't be so delusional as to think she wasn't also cast because she's hot?He later quotes one of Edelstein's female co-workers for "giving the game away" about the real objection here: that Superman For Gurlz wasn't being treated as the politically-momentous Event of Great Import that the Maenads demanded it be treated with. (I can't quote that-- you'll just have to click Hemingway's link.) So here we have the churning confluence of two frantic rivers here: The feminist Speech Police, and the feminist Nerdbois, who are as reverent about female comic book and Star Wars character as your average ISIS soldier is about Mohammad. Nerdgurlz have managed to take the already annoying-on-steroids frothing moonbattery of Nerdbois and somehow inject it with even more hormone-drenched detachment from reality, perspective, and emotional centering. To review the film as anything except a Towering Work of Staggering Genius is to Hate Women. This is their Redemption for Ghostbusters, and they won't have you criticizing their Amazon Jesus. This film is to be only viewed as a Breakthrough Political Tract of Good Feelz for Gurlz. And btw, I don't even mind girls being excited to "finally have one." I have long liked the Wonder Woman character. Though her backstory and exact power-set tend to change frequently (in the 70s, she had no powers, and became just a judo-using spy), there is one aspect of her that remains constant: She's really, really, really hot. She's a demigod, for crying out loud. Zeus was her father, and Zeus don't bother changing into a golden swan for no 7s and 8s. (By the way, while I do hear the movie is "pretty good," I also hear it's just about as good as an mediocre Marvel movie (Red Letter Media so said). So while it's a big, big step up for DC, it's not a hugely important superhero movie, and of course, no comic book movie is a particularly important movie. But it's now being claimed as a Key Feminist Text, so we're all supposed to worship it for just being a good, fun popcorn movie starring a hot woman.) One very important TV critic who for some reason is given a political platform who objected to Mark Hemingway's defense of calling a beautiful woman "beautiful" was super-conservative Jon Podhoretz:
It was disgusting, Mark. And bizarre. Read it again.
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) June 6, 2017
Wonder Woman’s eccentric creator was born near Boston, Massachusetts, in 1893 and was brought up by his mother Annie and her sisters. The matriarchal influence rubbed off and Marston became an early supporter of women’s rights. He was fiercely intelligent and went on to study law and then psychology at Harvard, where in 1915 he married his childhood sweetheart Sadie Elizabeth Holloway, who he called Betty. A lawyer and psychologist, she had observed that her blood pressure rose whenever she was angry or excited, and carried out some ground- breaking research — which Marston later passed off as his own, and which led to the development of the lie detector machine. But being the sex obsessive that he was, he found the gadget was useful for more than just finding fibbers. It could also be used to measure women’s erotic arousal when they were watching raunchy films — and he concluded that brunettes were friskier than blondes. When America entered World War One he offered his research on blood pressure to the government, and though there was little appetite for his invention, he was assigned to the US Army School of Military Psychology. There he met librarian Marjorie W Huntley, a women’s rights campaigner, who set his own pulse racing. A believer in the psychic power of the orgasm, she became his lover and introduced him to bondage. After the war, Marston took her back to his marital home in Massachusetts, where she and the couple became what Marjorie later described as “a threesome”.A lot of Wonder Women covers featured bound women -- Wonder Woman binding another hot woman. A hot villainess binding Wonder Woman. Groups of shadowy men binding a frightened (but maybe excited!) Wonder Woman. This isn't obscure, really. Maybe also not common knowledge, but well-known enough that someone would be right to note, in passing, that the visual kinkiness of Wonder Woman's early days has been suppressed in a new film.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 06:48 PM (ywNoU)
Posted by: Your sycophant press at June 06, 2017 06:49 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: wooga at June 06, 2017 06:51 PM (IK4OG)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2017 06:51 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: wooga at June 06, 2017 06:52 PM (IK4OG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 06:52 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at June 06, 2017 06:52 PM (phoPy)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 06:53 PM (smD62)
Posted by: 80's music fan at June 06, 2017 06:53 PM (HCnEB)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 06, 2017 06:53 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at June 06, 2017 06:53 PM (phoPy)
Want to catch it. Gal Gadot IS a babe and I like period pieces.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 06, 2017 06:53 PM (ZgkX8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2017 06:54 PM (+Pf5/)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 06, 2017 06:54 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 06:53 PM (smD62)
Being called beautiful is offensive? Dear Lord!
Guys, we have to come up with new material! We've made horrible mistakes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 06, 2017 06:55 PM (ZgkX8)
Posted by: pep at June 06, 2017 06:55 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at June 06, 2017 06:55 PM (1L9V9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 06:56 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2017 06:56 PM (BO/km)
Really! If only all women looked like me, we wouldn't have this problem!!
Yes, but then we'd have a Coulomb explosion due to all the ugly in to small a space.
Posted by: pep at June 06, 2017 06:56 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 06:57 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 06:57 PM (ILitO)
Because backlash.
As if.
"If there's no backlash, by Allah, we'll create one."
This most protected of all classes will be the ruling class within two generations. Maybe less.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 06, 2017 06:57 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at June 06, 2017 06:55 PM (1L9V9)
From what I have seen from people who have seen it (including RLM) is that it is pretty light on the GP. The movie plays it straight. It is everyone jumping on it, because they are horrible, joyless people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 06, 2017 06:57 PM (ZgkX8)
Posted by: pep at June 06, 2017 06:57 PM (LAe3v)
I mean, I'm not a beautiful person, but I imagine if I were, I wouldn't be greatly upset by people saying "Wow, you're good looking!"
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2017 06:57 PM (8rNrN)
Or did they already go nutso over that already and I just missed it. The OUTRAGEY OUTRAGE comes at you fast. Hard to keep up.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 06, 2017 06:58 PM (pY+s4)
Saw it Thursday evening; it was good, best of the DCEU by far. I wouldn't say it is better than "a lot" of the Marvel films. It is on par with the Marvel films, I will say. It's not Civil War. It's not Winter Soldier. It's not Avengers. But, it's solid.
I didn't think it is as AMAZING as many other people are proclaiming it to be. But, I am one of the few that that it was pretty good but not great, so odds are decent you will enjoy it.
If you like period pieces, you will like it. I love period pieces, but I still prefer First Avenger to Wonder Woman.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 06:58 PM (smD62)
After the disaster of Ghostbusters I thought the SJW's would be happy that a film with a decidedly female character had the lead. And had some percentage of record attendance.
But, alas, no.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 06, 2017 06:58 PM (HTdUD)
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They killed him because Caesar made Rome great again. Incidentally, here it is over 2000 years later and we're still talking. Who's talking about whatever ugly vagina he crushed on the way to the top?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 06, 2017 06:59 PM (Nwg0u)
Really?
Posted by: pep at June 06, 2017 06:59 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2017 06:59 PM (MINbv)
The film is banned in Lebanon because Gal Gadot will emit evil Joo cooties from the silver screen!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 06:59 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 06:59 PM (ILitO)
I really thought Clooney was gay before he went and got married.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 07:00 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 07:00 PM (7+hZ5)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 06, 2017 06:53 PM (qJhUV)
........
and a lot of other problems, too. Like rape, overpopulation, babies out of wedlock, etc.
Posted by: wth at June 06, 2017 07:00 PM (HgMAr)
In physics, we call those Heebons.
Posted by: pep at June 06, 2017 07:00 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: DFCTomm at June 06, 2017 07:00 PM (50gG9)
Yes, but like I said, I am well aware I am in the minority on that.
I actually quite enjoy First Avenger, maybe even more than Winter Soldier, but not as much as Civil War.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 07:00 PM (smD62)
I mean, I'm not a beautiful person, but I imagine if I were, I wouldn't be greatly upset by people saying "Wow, you're good looking!"
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2017 06:57 PM (8rNrN)
You commoners just can't understand the plight of us good looking folks.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 07:01 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: John Podhoretz at June 06, 2017 07:01 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 06, 2017 07:01 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 07:01 PM (wmaTe)
Thank God for Trump, he exposed the Neocons in the GOP.
One thing you can't call Trump is stupid.
Posted by: Joe Walker at June 06, 2017 07:01 PM (S+i5q)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 07:01 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 07:02 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 07:02 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2017 07:02 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 07:02 PM (mbhDw)
Well, it's really more like a regifting as he never wanted that present in the first place.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 06, 2017 07:02 PM (6jaju)
Posted by: GT 5.0 at June 06, 2017 07:03 PM (MFiOY)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 06, 2017 07:03 PM (dpZsE)
She has the ultimate volleyball girl body, and a sweet and endearing face. And get this -- she's often feminine, with warm smiles. She goes gaga over babies, even!
Her kickass scenes are fine, as she's supposed to be Diana, an actual goddess.
Your SJW political officer may not agree, but fuck 'em.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 06, 2017 07:03 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 06, 2017 07:03 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 07:03 PM (Pqytn)
Probably every awards show only gets ratings so women can watch and see what people are wearing.
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 07:04 PM (7+hZ5)
"oh, youre so attractive, you're so smart. Your dick is so big!" it gets old, ya know? Have some sympathy!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
See, "your dick is so big" and "you're a big dick" are not the same at all.
Posted by: pep at June 06, 2017 07:04 PM (LAe3v)
That gigantic mess from "Precious" should have played her.
Posted by: Orson at June 06, 2017 07:04 PM (LD+Ep)
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 07:05 PM (7+hZ5)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2017 07:05 PM (MINbv)
See, "your dick is so big" and "you're a big dick" are not the same at all.
Posted by: pep at June 06, 2017 07:04 PM (LAe3v)
Well, close enough.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 07:05 PM (wmaTe)
More like Blunder Woman. Anyway Carter had all the right parts for WW. No mistaking her for a man.
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2017 07:05 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at June 06, 2017 07:05 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 07:05 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 06, 2017 07:05 PM (FNM2C)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 07:05 PM (smD62)
Is Gal Gadot, herself, annoyed by the term Super Babe....
If not... ALL these people can shut the hell up.
This constant deluge of I'm offended for thee... is nothing but a cry for attention from THEM....
And, the only way this stops, is if we stop giving said attention..... except of course, to make fun of them.... as they deserve.
Posted by: Don Q.... at June 06, 2017 07:05 PM (NgKpN)
Yes.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2017 07:05 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 07:05 PM (7+hZ5)
Women aren't mutually exclusive, even though they would like you to believe they are.
Posted by: DFCTomm at June 06, 2017 07:06 PM (50gG9)
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Category One High Priest
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 07:06 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2017 07:06 PM (BO/km)
Woman sees another woman with the same dress, becomes infuriated.
Man sees another man with the same sport coat and slacks, is pleased because his choices are affirmed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2017 07:06 PM (+Pf5/)
Very disputable.
What isn't disputable is that killing Caesar because muh constitutional order was... counterproductive, for the #nevercaesars.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 06, 2017 07:06 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: publix
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I must have led a sheltered life. I have no idea where to look for her prime.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2017 07:06 PM (tr2D7)
Agreed...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2017 07:06 PM (MINbv)
It's obviously different because men are vile subhuman creatures who exist only to work themselves to death to provide for women, and they should know their (inferior) place. Men do not look at women without permission, but should be grateful that a woman deigns to look at a man, no matter how ugly, mean, or stupid that woman may be.
Posted by: The penguin at June 06, 2017 07:07 PM (fKWf6)
Find out what this obviously superior being does to stay fit and DO IT. That goddess can probably work a stair master for hours on end and you can't get your cheezy ass out of the futon.
You women make me sick.
Posted by: lonetown at June 06, 2017 07:07 PM (0/d+g)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 06, 2017 07:07 PM (fKWf6)
If she's annoyed with it, so what?
She's a public figure. I can call her pretty much anything I want.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 06, 2017 07:07 PM (4ErVI)
And he's seen them all.
He also admits, sheepishly, that now he can't stop thinking about Gal Gadot.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 06, 2017 07:07 PM (zKIA2)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 07:07 PM (smD62)
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 07:05 PM (7+hZ5)
They're showing Linda Carter WW episodes on MeTV.
Good lord, what a lousy, lousy TV show. Even Linda Carter's charms and granny panties couldn't save it from just being totally bad.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 06, 2017 07:07 PM (FNM2C)
The film is banned in Lebanon because Gal Gadot will emit evil Joo cooties from the silver screen!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 06:59 PM (mbhDw)
I'll gladly take every single Joo cootie I can get from her.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 07:07 PM (ywNoU)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 06, 2017 07:07 PM (zKIA2)
Nothing to be sheepish about.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 07:08 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 06, 2017 07:08 PM (6FqZa)
See, "your dick is so big" and "you're a big dick" are not the same at all.
tell me about it
Posted by: Robert Reich at June 06, 2017 07:08 PM (ILitO)
The woman is still pissed how Lynda was the "it" girl at her school with all the boys.
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 07:08 PM (7+hZ5)
superhero movies says that this is by far the best superhero movie he's
seen.
And he's seen them all.
He also admits, sheepishly, that now he can't stop thinking about Gal Gadot.
Can we assume that shaking hands is not your method of greeting him?
Posted by: pep at June 06, 2017 07:08 PM (LAe3v)
He would have loved twitter. May he rest in peace.
Edelstein is no Goldstein.
Posted by: Johnson the Small at June 06, 2017 07:08 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: publix
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I must have led a sheltered life. I have no idea where to look for her prime.
Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw 1976.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 06, 2017 07:09 PM (dpZsE)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at June 06, 2017 07:09 PM (/Z9VQ)
He presented that on Twitter as evidence that the Trump campaign was doomed.
So that's the kind of genius perspective we're dealing with in John Podhoretz.
Posted by: Kensington at June 06, 2017 07:09 PM (Cw3TC)
Gal Gadot or Linda Carter in her prime?
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 07:05 PM (7+hZ5)
Oh, good. Those Ginger vs. Mary Ann debates were getting stale.
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 07:09 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Asking for a friend at June 06, 2017 07:09 PM (ats44)
That's why I watch with the sound off. It is really bad with only one redeeming feature. So not as bad as Alf.
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2017 07:09 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 07:09 PM (smD62)
Whip it. Whip it good. Like it owes you money.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 06, 2017 07:10 PM (6jaju)
Posted by: Vladimir and Estragon at June 06, 2017 07:10 PM (vRcUp)
DRUDGE
Posted by: Under Fire at June 06, 2017 06:56 PM (l4aLi)
Perfectably rational move.
Only the truly crazy ideologues want to sink on this heavily listing ship of state.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at June 06, 2017 07:09 PM (/Z9VQ)
::nods at the nautical reference::
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 07:10 PM (wmaTe)
Gal Gadot or Linda Carter in her prime?
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 07:05 PM (7+hZ5)
They're showing Linda Carter WW episodes on MeTV.
Good
lord, what a lousy, lousy TV show. Even Linda Carter's charms and
granny panties couldn't save it from just being totally bad.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I didn't find Linda Carter at all attractive as WW, but as she aged, she became spectacular.
Posted by: pep at June 06, 2017 07:10 PM (LAe3v)
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Not anymore, ace. Femynists now insist that models "challenge traditional ideas of beauty." Because beautiful women are something men like.
Posted by: josephistan at June 06, 2017 07:10 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 07:05 PM (7+hZ5)
Embrace the Magic Power of the word.... AND....
Posted by: Don Q.... at June 06, 2017 07:10 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mr. Microphone, Sexist Pig at June 06, 2017 07:10 PM (qJhUV)
Then, apparently the guys would be all over it.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 07:09 PM (smD62)
Yes. Yes, they would.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 07:10 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Asking for a friend at June 06, 2017 07:09 PM (ats44)
Wipe after defecation and bidet? That would be a net positive.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 07:10 PM (mbhDw)
Unless Ivo Shandor is working with them, I think we'll live.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 06, 2017 07:11 PM (6FqZa)
protons, electrons, jewtrons.
[suppressed by the Elder Physicists of Zion, along with cars that run on water]
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 07:11 PM (ILitO)
These people are going up against basic human nature and are nto very "sciency."
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60 Who would you rather?
Gal Gadot or Linda Carter in her prime?
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 07:05 PM (7+hZ5)
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The power of AND!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 06, 2017 07:11 PM (npdX6)
So cfukin what? Who cares what those asshats have to say?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 06, 2017 07:11 PM (OlNRF)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 07:12 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 07:12 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 07:12 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2017 07:12 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 06, 2017 07:12 PM (dpZsE)
DRUDGE
Posted by: Under Fire at June 06, 2017 06:56 PM (l4aLi)
Perfectably rational move.
Only the truly crazy ideologues want to sink on this heavily listing ship of state.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at June 06, 2017 07:09 PM (/Z9VQ)
::nods at the nautical reference::
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 07:10 PM (wmaTe)
Now.... wait a minute.... I thought this job was going to be like the last couple of Attorney Generals.... you know... don't do squat?
Trump actually wants me to enforce the laws as written!!!!
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at June 06, 2017 07:13 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 07:13 PM (Pqytn)
Gal Gadot or Linda Carter in her prime?
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 07:05 PM (7+hZ5)
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The power of AND!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable
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It's a wasted question if you already know the answer.
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 07:13 PM (7+hZ5)
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I'd have to take them out on a test drive before I could decide.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 06, 2017 07:13 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 07:13 PM (TwwWO)
Not anymore, ace. Femynists now insist that
models "challenge traditional ideas of beauty." Because beautiful women
are something men like.
Posted by: josephistan at June 06, 2017 07:10 PM (ANIFC)
This is all one hilarious attempt by ugly women to convince men they are hot. It's like watching a used car salesman trying to close a corpse.
Posted by: DFCTomm at June 06, 2017 07:13 PM (50gG9)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 06, 2017 07:13 PM (npdX6)
So anyways ... Reality Winner? 0 or a 1?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
I'd give her a 3, possibly even a 4. Could use some sun, though. I hear you can get that in the exercise yard.
Posted by: pep at June 06, 2017 07:13 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2017 07:13 PM (BO/km)
He would have loved twitter. May he rest in peace.
Edelstein is no Goldstein.
Posted by: Johnson the Small at June 06, 2017 07:08 PM (m9X4Y)
I prefer Emanuel Goldenberg. Yeah! See? Yeah! Yeah!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 07:13 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 07:12 PM (wmaTe)
0... because of the 'don't stick yer dick in crazy' clause....
Posted by: Don Q. at June 06, 2017 07:14 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 07:13 PM (TwwWO)
I think she's in the "1" category for me. Despite the slightly masculine stature.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 07:14 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 07:12 PM (wmaTe)
0... because of the 'don't stick yer dick in crazy' clause....
Posted by: Don Q. at June 06, 2017 07:14 PM (NgKpN)
Well, fair enough.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 07:14 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 06, 2017 07:14 PM (dpZsE)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 07:12 PM (wmaTe)
One, with numerous precautions to keep my identity and place of residence unknown.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 07:14 PM (ywNoU)
protons, electrons, jewtrons.
[suppressed by the Elder Physicists of Zion, along with cars that run on water]
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 07:11 PM (ILitO)
LOL!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 07:14 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 07:12 PM (wmaTe)
1/0.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2017 07:14 PM (+Pf5/)
Man sees another man with the same sport coat and slacks, is pleased because his choices are affirmed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2017 07:06 PM (+Pf5/)
I've never seen that in real life, only in old movies. And there's a magazine that has a "who wore it better" photo spread.
IRL we women say to each other, "You have a great fashion sense!" Same thing if we wear the same colors or something.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 06, 2017 07:14 PM (G8B7r)
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2017 07:15 PM (Ot7+c)
IT'S A COMIC BOOK MOVIE.
As far as the rest: FYNQ.
Posted by: nip at June 06, 2017 07:15 PM (VqJRJ)
Babeasauros Rex.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 06, 2017 07:14 PM (dpZsE)
*sudden flashback to Adrienne Barbeau circa 1973*
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 07:15 PM (mbhDw)
going to be like the last couple of Attorney Generals.... you know...
don't do squat?
Trump actually wants me to enforce the laws as written!!!!
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at June 06, 2017 07:13 PM (NgKpN)
Sessions may be one of the best politicians in Washington, but he's still a politician. I'm sure what he considers productive, is not what Trump considers productive.
Posted by: DFCTomm at June 06, 2017 07:15 PM (50gG9)
==================
Right up until someone (like me) walks up to the other one and says "Wow, you look great!"
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 07:16 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: DFCTomm at June 06, 2017 07:15 PM (50gG9)
Trump never should have appointed a politician to the role of AG. An ideologue, yes. A politician? no.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 07:16 PM (wmaTe)
Babeasauros Rex.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 06, 2017 07:14 PM (dpZsE)
*sudden flashback to Adrienne Barbeau circa 1973*
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 07:15 PM (mbhDw)
That would be Boobasaurus Rex.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 07:16 PM (ywNoU)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 07:16 PM (ILitO)
If she were a president, she would be Baberaham Lincoln.
Babeasauros Rex.
So close. I think you meant Babeasauros Racks.
Posted by: pep at June 06, 2017 07:16 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Lena Dunham
We would be rich!!
Posted by: Pfizer, Maker of Viagria at June 06, 2017 07:16 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 07:15 PM (mbhDw)
mmmm......Barbeaubot
Posted by: DFCTomm at June 06, 2017 07:16 PM (50gG9)
Except for when I showed up to the prom in the same dress as one of the most annoying girls in school.
My friends had to usher me into the bathroom to break the news to me. I freaked out for a second, then realized I probably looked better anyway ( I did)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 07:16 PM (smD62)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 06, 2017 07:14 PM (G8B7r)
Twinning!!
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 07:16 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 07:16 PM (ILitO)
Emmes Tsoris is Reality Winner's Hebrew name.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 07:17 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Erwin Schrodinger at June 06, 2017 07:17 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Richard Attenborough at June 06, 2017 07:17 PM (vRcUp)
I would bet dollars to donuts though its that Trump is simply very difficult to work with and not any sill scandal like muh Russia.
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 07:18 PM (7+hZ5)
Then, apparently the guys would be all over it.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 07:09 PM (smD62)
That doesn't mean much. There's an old saying that no matter how beautiful a woman is, some guy somewhere is sick of her shit. And a lot of guys are insecure when dating a really beautiful woman.
Go to the gym regularly, lift weights and do some cardio. Eat right. And get out and be social. Find something that interests you that puts you in physical contact with single guys. Hiking, dancing, something.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 06, 2017 07:18 PM (fKWf6)
>>Really! If only all women looked like me, we wouldn't have this problem!!
Posted by: Lena Dunham
We would be rich!!
Posted by: Pfizer, Maker of Viagria
Hmmmmm, intriguing.
Posted by: Knitting Needle manufacturers at June 06, 2017 07:18 PM (LAe3v)
Lol...good to know.
Well, I don't think I am going to be growing 8 inches anytime soon, so I guess I am stuck with whoever will have me.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 07:18 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
A '1' but never ever stick your dick in crazy.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 06, 2017 07:18 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 07:18 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 07:18 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2017 07:19 PM (MINbv)
That's why I watch with the sound off. It is really bad with only one redeeming feature.
-
Well, two but who's counting?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 06, 2017 07:19 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Richard Attenborough at June 06, 2017 07:17 PM (vRcUp)"
--------------------
Another in common trait with muzzies. Once they have killed all the infidels they go to work on each other.
Low IQ due to inbreeding in both cases.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 06, 2017 07:19 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
A '1' but never ever stick your dick in crazy.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 06, 2017 07:18 PM (pY+s4)
She's sort of Lena Dunham but with a bit more muscle tone. And yes, avoid penile implantation at all costs.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 07:19 PM (mbhDw)
Then, apparently the guys would be all over it.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 07:09 PM (smD62)
Just a different set of problems, Pink.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 07:19 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 06, 2017 07:19 PM (Nwg0u)
============
Concur.
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 07:20 PM (Pqytn)
is simply very difficult to work with and not any sill scandal like muh
Russia.
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 07:18 PM (7+hZ5)
I love Sessions, but he has marinated in the Senate way of doing things for years and years. I'm sure some of it has sunk in, and I don't think that's the way Trump wants things ran.
Posted by: DFCTomm at June 06, 2017 07:20 PM (50gG9)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 07:12 PM (wmaTe)
In some of the pictures she's cute. It looks like she went overboard with the crossfit and is trying eliminate all body fat, which is hideous in a woman.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 06, 2017 07:20 PM (fKWf6)
Shall we just let this go by without comment?
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2017 07:20 PM (BO/km)
++++++
There's also a less well known saying that no matter how ugly a girl is, some guy somewhere is sick of her shit.
All women can be a pain in the ass, might as well have one that's nice to look at.
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 07:20 PM (7+hZ5)
And, sorry, fembos, but making this a seminal (see what I did there?) moment in your little self-esteem pageant just shows what trivial little idiots you are.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 07:20 PM (oVJmc)
Well, I don't think I am going to be growing 8 inches anytime soon, so I guess I am stuck with whoever will have me.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 07:18 PM (smD62)
Eh, I'm kidding. Colorado Alex is right -- being cool means a lot more to guys then being a model.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 07:20 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at June 06, 2017 07:20 PM (/Z9VQ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 06, 2017 07:20 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 06, 2017 07:21 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2017 07:21 PM (BO/km)
Don't destroy our 'Joie de vivre' by enjoying your own 'Joie de vivre'.
That shouldn't be too hard for you knuckle dragging Neanderthals to understand.
Posted by: SJW!!! In Training at June 06, 2017 07:21 PM (HTdUD)
Could you use this power of deduction to tell me where my glasses are and no they are not on top of my head.
I checked.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 06, 2017 07:21 PM (d76uN)
All women can be a pain in the ass, might as well have one that's nice to look at.
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 07:20 PM (7+hZ5)
"Sex is a pain in the ass."
- - SCOAMF
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 07:21 PM (mbhDw)
========================
Conflict of interest.
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 07:22 PM (Pqytn)
Eh, I don't really like going to the gym. I will walk outside and ride a bike....if I could ever find a bike that fits me...
I eat fine...nothing wrong with my eating habits.
Also....go out and be social? But...I'm not social. I'm a homebody. I like watching Netflix and Youtube and crosswords. Why should I have to be something I'm not?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 07:22 PM (smD62)
I won't believe anything about Sessions until it actually happens.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 06, 2017 07:22 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 07:22 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 07:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 06, 2017 07:21 PM (4ErVI)
Yes, but it's under 20 feet of water because, climate change.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 07:22 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: pep at June 06, 2017 07:22 PM (LAe3v)
I love Sessions, but he has marinated in the Senate way of doing things for years and years. I'm sure some of it has sunk in, and I don't think that's the way Trump wants things ran.
Posted by: DFCTomm
+++++
I like Sessions, and he's been pretty steadfast in his platform despite living in the swamp.
Truthfully, Trump is far more "johnny come lately" on issues like immigration that Session has been fighting since forever as a Senator.
Who knows what is going on, but Sessions leaving at such a short tenure would be really, really bad in my opinion. They need to find a way to make it work.
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 07:23 PM (7+hZ5)
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2017 07:23 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Lord Sir Covfefe at June 06, 2017 07:23 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 07:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 07:12 PM (wmaTe)
In some of the pictures she's cute. It looks like she went overboard with the crossfit and is trying eliminate all body fat, which is hideous in a woman.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 06, 2017 07:20 PM (fKWf6)
She doesn't do crossfit. Otherwise, that would have been the focus of the leaks.
Posted by: josephistan at June 06, 2017 07:23 PM (ANIFC)
Not only is Gal Gadot hot, she's 5'10'', which makes her far more desirable. I might watch the movie for that reason alone!
I can't believe this commentary is taking place from the SJWs, but at the same time I shouldn't be surprised. They are too dumb to see that Wonder Woman's physical allure is every bit as much a weapon as everything else she has available to her.
This episode should confirm to one and all that the SJWs of the Right and the Left (though especially the latter) see human nature as a disease that needs to be cured, through force and violence if necessary.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 06, 2017 07:23 PM (dSahI)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 07:23 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 06, 2017 07:23 PM (66CWr)
13 Reality looks like a young Pearl Forrester.
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2017 06:59 AM (BO/km)
Brilliant. I can't unsee that now. Although I thought Pearl Forrester was kind of attractive. Reality Winner, not so much.
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 07:23 PM (sdi6R)
Four top law firms turned down requests to represent Trump
It's only a matter of time before some rational Republicans scuttle Trump's ship of fools.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at June 06, 2017 07:20 PM (/Z9VQ)
Bill:
Hillary's up by +9 in Florida. Early night, dude.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 07:23 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at June 06, 2017 07:23 PM (vRcUp)
==================
Right up until someone (like me) walks up to the other one and says "Wow, you look great!"
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 07:16 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 06, 2017 07:23 PM (G8B7r)
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2017 07:24 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 06, 2017 07:24 PM (nlbfN)
It looks like a lot of guys here grew eight inches watching Lynda Carter back in the day
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
It's a real problem when you mix up imperial and metric.
Posted by: European Space Agency at June 06, 2017 07:24 PM (LAe3v)
Can we assume that shaking hands is not your method of greeting him?
Posted by: pep at June 06, 2017 07:08 PM (LAe3v)
Alas, I also have a raging case of The Gal Gadot, so an elbow bump is the most appropriate greeting.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 06, 2017 07:24 PM (zKIA2)
Also when the bathroom door is closed, IT IS NOT cool to come in.
Posted by: John Roberts at June 06, 2017 07:25 PM (npdX6)
Not only is Gal Gadot hot, she's 5'10'', which makes her far more desirable. I might watch the movie for that reason alone!
Lynda Carter is 5'9". If you're that hung up on one inch...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 07:25 PM (oVJmc)
Linda Carter had exactly the right amount of meat in all the right places, was really cute/pretty and seemed like she was easy to pal around with. When you weren't schtupping her.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 07:25 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 07:25 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 07:25 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 06, 2017 07:25 PM (5Uq5D)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at June 06, 2017 07:23 PM (vRcUp)
Instagram's IDF girls in bikini page. Ge-VALT!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 07:26 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 06, 2017 07:26 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 06, 2017 07:26 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 07:16 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 06, 2017 07:23 PM (G8B7r)
I hate when people copy me. My perfume, jewelry etc. I don't want to be wearing the same dress as anyone else.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 07:27 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 06, 2017 07:23 PM (66CWr)"
----
They were half off in 2006. You are just noticing.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 06, 2017 07:27 PM (npdX6)
Remember all the shark sightings in SoCal?
Orcas show up off Long Beach June 2017.
https://tinyurl.com/y76wlgzr
Posted by: wth at June 06, 2017 07:27 PM (HgMAr)
I thought we were supposed to celebrate a strong female characterization in the movies? All this time the SJ Fems have been claiming that strong women's roles are rare in Hollywood and there should be more of them.
Posted by: Johnson the Small at June 06, 2017 07:27 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: pep at June 06, 2017 07:28 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: pep at June
no, no, you are doing it wrong. the crazy quotient does not factor into whether she is hot or not. similarly the lieklihood of closing the deal has nothing to do with hot or not either.
hot or not has two components. first the purely aesthetic. hot or not? second the personality. personality can probably add 5 points on a 10 point scale but it can subtract 9 points on a 10 point scale.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 07:28 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 07:22 PM (smD62)
Because you have to go out first to meet the guys, then they'll be happy to just stay home watching Netflix with you. I have to kick myself in the ass sometimes to get out & try to meet someone. She's not going to come knocking on my door, I have to get out there.
Posted by: josephistan at June 06, 2017 07:29 PM (ANIFC)
Except for when I showed up to the prom in the same dress as one of the most annoying girls in school.
My friends had to usher me into the bathroom to break the news to me. I freaked out for a second, then realized I probably looked better anyway ( I did)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 07:16 PM
But that's just teenaged insecurity. Not something that happens at work or play as an adult.
146
Twinning!!
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 07:16 PM
Hey! That's what my aunt called it, too. I forgot all about that.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 06, 2017 07:29 PM (G8B7r)
Posted by: FireHorse at June 06, 2017 07:29 PM (zkGZ8)
Could be that in the future she gives birth to Clayton Forrester who then tries to rule the world or save it from an alien or something. In any case she should be discouraged from reproducing.
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2017 07:29 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: European Space Agency
Yeah, I've been majorly disappointed by the whole centimeter to inch conversion thing. A bunch of times.
Posted by: Horny SJW!!! In Training at June 06, 2017 07:29 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 06, 2017 07:29 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 06, 2017 07:30 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Kensington at June 06, 2017 07:30 PM (Cw3TC)
133
73 Woman sees another woman with the same dress, becomes infuriated.
Man sees another man with the same sport coat and slacks, is pleased because his choices are affirmed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2017 07:06 PM (+Pf5/)
I've never seen that in real life, only in old movies. And there's a magazine that has a "who wore it better" photo spread.
IRL we women say to each other, "You have a great fashion sense!" Same thing if we wear the same colors or something.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 06, 2017 07:14 PM (G8B7r)
Well, you live in the real world. As the media constantly tells us, the only people that matter are New Yorkers, who apparently believe that fashion sense is a zero-sum game.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2017 07:30 PM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2017 07:30 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 07:30 PM (cPsPa)
second the personality. personality can probably add 5 points on a 10
point scale but it can subtract 9 points on a 10 point scale."
--------------
If she likes you back, that's 5 points. Same with women.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 06, 2017 07:30 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 07:30 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 07:30 PM (oVJmc)
Men need to accept that with feminists they can't win. Period.
Don;t try, don;t apologize, just respond that as super-empowered grrrls they can deal with "problematic" comments just fine without assistance or empathy.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 06, 2017 07:31 PM (NOIQH)
==============
I'm male, a US citizen, and over 21. Straight as an arrow.
Two women wearing the same outfit, and someone tells one of the women that she looks great and doesn't say so to the other? Human nature.
One of the earliest lessons I learned in retail is that when a group of women approach the counter for the purchase of alcoholic beverages and you card one, you had better card them all.
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 07:31 PM (Pqytn)
https://tinyurl.com/y76wlgzr
Posted by: wth at June 06, 2017 07:27 PM (HgMAr)
They need a bigger boat.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 07:31 PM (Ri/rl)
Has anyone pointed out yet that thanks to Twitter Civilization may not make it to the Holodeck Porn Apocalypse.
Posted by: DaveA at June 06, 2017 07:31 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: cricket at June 06, 2017 07:31 PM (PLSbe)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at 7:29
________
It's not so bad now that there's a holiday for perpetual aggrievement.
(2nd Monday in October, btw.)
Posted by: FireHorse at June 06, 2017 07:31 PM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: Reality R.R.R. Winner at June 06, 2017 07:32 PM (Tyii7)
Should I be outraged about the review, outraged at the outrage about the review, or without feeling?
Posted by: RioBravo at June 06, 2017 07:32 PM (OmhcY)
Furries are not the worst that awaits one there.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 07:33 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June
nah, it is if she has a great personality she gets hotter and hotter every day.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 07:33 PM (cPsPa)
hot or not has two components. first the purely aesthetic. hot or not? second the personality. personality can probably add 5 points on a 10 point scale but it can subtract 9 points on a 10 point scale.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 07:28 PM (cPsPa)
Whether I use the decimal or binary scale, I'm rating purely on hotness. Personality doesn't enter into it at all.
That's because it's strictly aesthetic and theoretical. It's not like I will ever meet or bed the woman in question. If that were the case, then of course personality would assume tremendous importance.
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 07:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: josephistan at June 06, 2017 07:34 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 07:23 PM (ILitO)
I date women who are 7's or 8's with smoking Hawt bodies....
Why? Really pretty women are usually much higher maintenance... because they have been catered to their entire lives...
I'm 58.... so Women in my age range who have good bodies? Have worked to have them.... and they can usually keep up with my Hike, Bike, Paddle Board, snow ski, lifestyle....
Posted by: Don Q. at June 06, 2017 07:34 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 06, 2017 07:34 PM (nILVB)
On Wall Street and in Manhattan business circles, Mr. Kasowitz is well known -- even though he, much like his high-profile client, has never reached the inner circle of the establishment in New York City. Since starting his firm in 1993, he has been more of a scrappy upstart than a member of the city's white-shoe legal machine.
He is, for lack of a better comparison, the Donald Trump of lawyering. (Though he tweets a lot less.)
Mr. Kasowitz is very different from the lawyer whose name gets bandied about Washington as the model counselor for the challenges Mr. Trump may face: Theodore B. Olson, an old Washington wise man who represented George W. Bush in Bush v. Gore, which went to the Supreme Court. Mr. Olson would later become the solicitor general.
A walk through Mr. Kasowitz's office at Kasowitz Benson Torres in Midtown shows magazine covers and framed pictures of him. He's quick to tell you about his latest accomplishment and never shies from publicity. The first paragraph of the online biography on his firm's website, before mentioning any of his work, cites the dozens of media outlets that have written about him, and how they have described him as the "toughest lawyer on Wall Street," an "uberlitigator" and "the toughest of the tough guys."
A spokesman for Mr. Kasowitz said he was not giving interviews.
In case you didn't get the message, he likes a good fight, the nastier the better.
His firm's battles on Wall Street have become legend.
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 06, 2017 07:34 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Publius Redux at June 06, 2017 07:35 PM (g2zfY)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 07:33 PM (cPsPa)"
--------------
Well thinking I'm the forshizzle is having a great personality, imho. Just saying it is human nature.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 06, 2017 07:35 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 06, 2017 07:35 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June
really it is the opposite. nothing hotter than a girl that hates you.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 07:35 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June
well what fun is it if I agree with everything you say?Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 07:36 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's apprentice at June 06, 2017 07:36 PM (s/yC1)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 06, 2017 07:36 PM (npdX6)
"But that's different because while the Male Gaze is Rape, the Female Gaze is just bein' horny."
So true, There's a female critic in a New York paper who judges movies and especially TV shows by how hot the male stars are.
Posted by: Hamilton at June 06, 2017 07:37 PM (sCjDS)
Posted by: Reality R.R.R. Winner at June 06, 2017 07:37 PM (Tyii7)
I've seen some IDF girls in army scrubs who are better looking than Gal.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 06, 2017 07:30 PM (4ErVI)
Two weeks of liberty in Haifa, wow, the women of Israel were amazing, especially those who were in the IDF. It seemed they could all make camouflage uniforms look good. Of course we were the last MEU/ARG to sail without females in the Med.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at June 06, 2017 07:37 PM (DxWUs)
One of my friends from school that is just strikingly beautiful married the biggest dork. Big dork. He waits on her hand and foot. She rules the roost.
He married out of his league and he's paying for it.
Also, her parents are really wealthy. The husband isn't.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 07:37 PM (Ri/rl)
My experience with lawyers is, the further up the food chain they are, the more lazy and cowardly they are.
You almost have to get a Saul Goodman type if you want someone to actually throw some punches.
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 07:37 PM (7+hZ5)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 06, 2017 07:37 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: FireHorse at June 06, 2017 07:29 PM (zkGZ
Nope
Posted by: Roman Polanski at June 06, 2017 07:37 PM (5Uq5D)
Posted by: CaliGirl at 07:27
________
Does this explain why being a bridesmaid is such a drag?
Posted by: FireHorse at June 06, 2017 07:37 PM (zkGZ8)
Good thing he didn't waste his time on trivial issues, such as feral murderous worthless Third World shithead inundating our nation.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 07:38 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 07:38 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 06, 2017 07:38 PM (bKHc1)
He married out of his league and he's paying for it.
Also, her parents are really wealthy. The husband isn't.
Posted by: CaliGirl
+++++
I know a husband and wife combination like that also.
It's honestly a smart move, he adores her and thinks he's the luckiest man alive and she gets taken care of like a princess. And everyone is happy.
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 07:39 PM (7+hZ5)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 06, 2017 07:39 PM (Nwg0u)
Funny story - volunteered at my daughter's new
school a decade or so ago and when I walked into the volunteer meeting
area guess who turned around and said Hello? Yep, Wonder Woman
herself....instantly recognizable. Lynda Carter has aged well for sure.
Posted by: cricket at June 06, 2017 07:31 PM (PLSbe)
Is the restraining order still in effect?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2017 07:40 PM (LLzS4)
Posted by: CaliGirl
nothing impinges upon your originality like when someone wears perfume, jewelry, and dress from the same designers as you.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 07:40 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Grad School Fool at June 06, 2017 07:40 PM (swEzU)
Posted by: Mega at June 06, 2017 07:40 PM (rv0Fo)
I mean, she's perfect in that regard. She fucking sucks. Her powers are ill defined. Her origin gets progressively stupider while making the character less sympathetic. And her arch nemesis? Her mother.
Posted by: Robert, Former ONT Staple, Huge Nerd at June 06, 2017 07:40 PM (mknWS)
Two weeks of liberty in Haifa, wow, the women of Israel were amazing, especially those who were in the IDF. It seemed they could all make camouflage uniforms look good.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at June 06, 2017 07:37 PM (DxWUs)
But if they were well camouflaged, how could you see them?
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 07:41 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 07:36 PM (cPsPa)"
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While Mrs. Jukin was not the prom queen she was one of the princesses. Have been with her 33 years and I think, pretty sure, that she is a keeper. The rare fight and yes she is a 98% on board our mutual agenda. I don't like drama.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 06, 2017 07:41 PM (npdX6)
No, I don't think this is overstating their mindset.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 06, 2017 07:41 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's apprentice at June 06, 2017 07:36 PM (s/yC1)
This is why I like DJT more and more. He doesn't take shit and he won't back down. This is a bad trait as well as a good one, but these days, mostly good.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 06, 2017 07:41 PM (FNM2C)
He married out of his league and he's paying for it.
Also, her parents are really wealthy. The husband isn't.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 07:37 PM (Ri/rl)
Yeah.... I got WAY too much Alpha in me to put with that...
Posted by: Don Q. at June 06, 2017 07:41 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 07:39 PM (7+hZ5)
My friend seems irritated by him sometimes. I love her to death. She had her own issues. None of my business but I want to tell him to grow a pair, she'll respect you more.
It's not easy being the most attractive person in the room everywhere you go. And then you age, and there's a younger version.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 07:42 PM (Ri/rl)
Is that true? I know it is true for me, when it comes to guys.
But all the articles I have read/videos I've watched...guys seem to say attraction is there or it isn't, and there isn't anything you can do to become more attractive to a guy. You either got it or ya don't.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 07:42 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 06, 2017 07:42 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June
big fan of happy stories. you definitely have one.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 07:42 PM (cPsPa)
Ace does have liability insurance, right?
Posted by: saul goodman, esq. at June 06, 2017 07:42 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at June 06, 2017 07:37 PM (DxWUs)
But if they were well camouflaged, how could you see them?
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 07:41 PM (sdi6R)
Braille?
Posted by: Don Q. at June 06, 2017 07:43 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mega at June 06, 2017 07:40 PM (rv0Fo)
Which reminds me, has See BS canceled "Madam
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 07:43 PM (SRKgf)
You are so beautiful to meeeeee...
- zombie Joe Cocker
You should die again!
- brainless sjw 'feminist'
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 06, 2017 07:43 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 07:27 PM
Hee hee. I have poor girl privilege since I shop thrift and wear things until threadbare. Everything I own is not in style, just something that looks good on me. Except my Red Wing boots that I wear in winter. I was told that steel-toed work boots are stylish among rappers.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 06, 2017 07:43 PM (G8B7r)
Posted by: Mega at June 06, 2017 07:40 PM (rv0Fo)
It works if the MFM are her shield and her wrist thingies.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 06, 2017 07:43 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 06, 2017 07:42 PM (hJrjt)
:High-five:
Posted by: josephistan at June 06, 2017 07:44 PM (ANIFC)
You create a non-sexy Wonder Woman and it will fail instantly. It's a stupid hero that serves more as a fantasy pin up girl.
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 07:44 PM (7+hZ5)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 07:40 PM (cPsPa)
It depends on who is doing the copying. Some people are single white females in the making.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 07:44 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 07:44 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: UGAdawg at June 06, 2017 07:44 PM (HL3BI)
Posted by: Northernlurker
I'm sure the one in Pentagon City Mall is a Mossad agent .
..
Posted by: Jean at June 06, 2017 07:44 PM (9TU00)
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Aw, come on, "Roman Polanski" - that not what I meant.
She (or he, for that matter) isn't even born yet, and I was going for a play on the expression "bun in the oven." Buns baking in hot ovens are hot, but only if they've been in the oven for a long time. I was merely asking how far along George Clooney's wife is with her pregnancy.
I thought I was being clear, and I mistakenly thought I was being witty. For unintentionally implying that a fetus would be sexually attractive, I apologize.
I further apologize to anyone who tried to do the reverse of the half-plus-seven calculation with a negative number. This, too, was not my intent, and for this I am also remorseful.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 06, 2017 07:45 PM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 07:42 PM (cPsPa)"
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Thanks, I got real lucky because, get this, I was kind of an arrogant swaggering asshole at the time....well for a long while....OK still am.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 06, 2017 07:46 PM (npdX6)
Lynda Carter is 5'9". If you're that hung up on one inch...
The whole package. I don't know why, Lynda Carter does not do it for me. Her being 5'9'' is nice - props for that - but, I don't know. There are some women who other guys rave over (like her) that I don't get into, and vice versa.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 06, 2017 07:46 PM (dSahI)
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 07:41 PM (sdi6R)
Braille?
Posted by: Don Q. at June 06, 2017 07:43 PM (NgKpN)
My powers of observation are unmatched, especially after the PRK. I can't remember names for nothing, but by goodness, well constructed female forms are located, identified and prioritized in times that Aegis Cruisers can only wish to emulate.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at June 06, 2017 07:46 PM (DxWUs)
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And that's why all the necons and NeverTrumpers, but I repeat myself, are pleading for Donald to get off Twitter for his own good!!11!!1 They're out in force at Insty's going ape over PDT's Tweeting.
Shit.
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 06, 2017 07:46 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 07:42 PM (smD62)
I don't know why trout strike at some lures and not others, but I understand. Oh yes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 07:46 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 06, 2017 07:46 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 06, 2017 07:43 PM (G8B7r)
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Red Wing is a good brand and worth the money. My chukkas lasted 15 years and were resoled three times.
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 07:46 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 06, 2017 07:43 PM (G8B7r)
We used to go to Melrose and different stores in LA so no one would have the same dress. Then the creepy girl would ask oh, where did you get your dress? I love it.then she'd have the same thing with the same accessories. Or the same haircut.
This was when I was young.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 07:47 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 06, 2017 07:47 PM (hJrjt)
Just like how Sulu on the last Star Trek is gay because George Takei is Wonder Woman is a super joo since Gal Gadot is one.
Posted by: YIKES! at June 06, 2017 07:47 PM (t6XCL)
But all the articles I have read/videos I've watched...guys seem to say attraction is there or it isn't, and there isn't anything you can do to become more attractive to a guy. You either got it or ya don't.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June
Yep.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 07:48 PM (cPsPa)
She referred to the puppet as "she" and then suddenly chastised herself for not saying "they" instead, because she "shouldn't have assumed its gender."
She just finished 7th grade in public school and those bastards have already got their claws into the poor girl.
Posted by: Kensington at June 06, 2017 07:48 PM (Cw3TC)
Posted by: Fritz at June 06, 2017 07:48 PM (TNQMS)
Don't know why. Doesn't do a thing for me. Nada. Nichts. Nichevo.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 07:48 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 07:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 07:49 PM (qES5k)
I'm sure that the cheeky boy-shorts, plunging necklines and sheer stockings were just what she happened to be wearing those days when the photog showed up.
Posted by: Jeffersonian at June 06, 2017 07:49 PM (xiOrX)
Fine, then get out walk/jog/bike. Maybe throw on a weighted vest or do some exercises with dumbbells at home. You've made it clear that you don't have Ms. Gadot's body, and that's fine. You don't have to be skinny, just healthy.
Also....go out and be social? But...I'm not social. I'm a homebody. I
like watching Netflix and Youtube and crosswords. Why should I have to
be something I'm not?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 07:22 PM (smD62)
You complain about how there are no guys interested in you, but you're not willing to put yourself out there to meet them. That's a problem. I'm not a social butterfly, but I make an effort to get out there and meet people. Also, having interests beyond Netflix and crosswords makes you interesting to guys. It may be something that the two of you can eventually share, or it may just be a sign that you're not going to end up on the couch all day or incessantly demanding his complete attention.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 06, 2017 07:49 PM (fKWf6)
Posted by: wooga at June 06, 2017 07:49 PM (IK4OG)
It's not easy being the most attractive person in the room everywhere you go.
Word.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 07:48 PM (oVJmc)
Imagine how hard it is for the SCOAMF to be the smartest person in every room. Poor guy. /sarc
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 06, 2017 07:49 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 06, 2017 07:49 PM (dpZsE)
Posted by: Ol' Ironysides at June 06, 2017 07:50 PM (FV7LC)
Posted by: YIKES! at June 06, 2017 07:47
________
Whoa! I'm totally rethinking the Spock character.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 06, 2017 07:50 PM (zkGZ8)
I know, I KNOW the power of and but I'm a Farrah man. Plus if you ever needed to hang your car keys....
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 06, 2017 07:50 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: Hope Solo at June 06, 2017 07:50 PM (1rEgY)
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The New Soviet Man will no longer be able to distinguish an attractive woman.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 06, 2017 07:51 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: wooga at June 06, 2017 07:51 PM (IK4OG)
How very sad. Damn commie criminals.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 06, 2017 07:52 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
All 7 viewers will be outraged!
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 06, 2017 07:52 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Vlad Putin at June 06, 2017 07:52 PM (1rEgY)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 06, 2017 07:53 PM (hJrjt)
++++++
Lynda Carter, but I would rate Raquel Welch in her prime higher than both.
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 07:53 PM (7+hZ5)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 06, 2017 07:18 PM (fKWf6)
Walking a big friendly dog. That makes it easy for people to approach you. Golden retrievers are ideal; they're sweethearts, and love everybody.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 07:53 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Serious Cat at June 06, 2017 07:53 PM (BP0OB)
attraction is there or it isn't, and there isn't anything you can do to
become more attractive to a guy. You either got it or ya don't.
Your mistake is assuming that everything you do is to attract a specific guy. You're trying to build up who you are in order to increase the probability of attracting at least one guy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 06, 2017 07:53 PM (fKWf6)
Posted by: Johnson the Small at June 06, 2017 07:53 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 06, 2017 07:54 PM (WmgTn)
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The Climate Change radicals have the opinion that Mankind is Earth's worst enemy.
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 07:54 PM (Pqytn)
Whoo boy. It came fast and mean.
"What do you mean women can't do it?"
"I never said that, I said that the movie wasn't *proof* of anything other than we can imagine it."
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 06, 2017 07:54 PM (17QyB)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 07:55 PM (Rsi2C)
No, you've shown that a Wonder Woman movie done competently can be successful. This is not some proof that you can start cranking out box office hits where the lead is a girl. Your sample size for success is 1. And that 1 is frankly the biggest female superhero out there. It doesn't apply to others.
Now when Marvel puts out Captain Marvel that might be a success too and that will be a better indicator because she's a C-lister.
But just because Wonder Woman did good doesn't mean you can start firing up production on Black Widow, Black Cat, Black Canary, and Spiderwoman expecting a $500 Million box office just yet.
Posted by: buzzion at June 06, 2017 07:55 PM (z/Ubi)
It's nothing but fantasy land for these people. They're deliberately detached themselves from reality. Nullify the election!?! There isn't even a mechanism for that, and they're desperate for it anyway.
Posted by: Kensington at June 06, 2017 07:55 PM (Cw3TC)
Your mistake is assuming that everything you do is to attract a specific guy. You're trying to build up who you are in order to increase the probability of attracting at least one guy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 06, 2017 07:53 PM (fKWf6)
This.
It's a numbers game. Guys used to joke that any one of us is probably repellent to 99% of the opposite sex, but it only takes one who isn't repelled.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 07:55 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 07:53
________
Yeah, but that was 1,002,017 years ago.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 06, 2017 07:56 PM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 07:55 PM (Rsi2C)
I wonder how many starlets would be truly stunning if you ran into them at a grocery store?
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 06, 2017 07:56 PM (hJrjt)
people to approach you. Golden retrievers are ideal; they're
sweethearts, and love everybody.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 07:53 PM (SRKgf)
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My son used to do that with our Golden Retriever. Also, he would on occasion borrow someone's baby. A good-looking strong healthy single man with a baby in a park is an automatic draw.
I say, be the person you want to meet. Do you want someone attractive? Take care with your appearance. Do you want someone who is kind? Be kind. Do you want someone who is financially secure? Get good at managing your money.
The best way to meet responsible single conservative men is at church. IMO
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 06, 2017 07:56 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 06, 2017 07:56 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 06, 2017 07:56 PM (fKWf6)
Posted by: FireHorse at June 06, 2017 07:56 PM (zkGZ
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Word.
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 07:57 PM (Pqytn)
That's like saying Superman proved a man can fly.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 07:57 PM (oVJmc)
What did "Jurassic Park" prove? "Independence Day?"
We really need to let idiots whack themselves through their own stupidity.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 07:57 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Gref at June 06, 2017 07:57 PM (AMIL/)
These Marxist goons spend time enforcing speech codes to exercise their power, to humiliate people. By getting you to deny objective reality they exert their power over you, they make you submit to them. Truth, lies, none of it matters. It is the forcing that is the point.
It is just like the bully, grabbing your head, and forcing you to say uncle while he squeezes. The point isn't to inflict pain. It isn't to say the word uncle, it is to force public submission.
There...are...four...lights!
Posted by: GenX at June 06, 2017 07:57 PM (UgF8H)
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It will be worse than that. They'll be putting rat cages on our heads until we truly believe Candy Crowley is hot.
That's what they want.
Posted by: Kensington at June 06, 2017 07:58 PM (Cw3TC)
I got in trouble back in the days of IRC when I scoffed that G.I. Jane
*proved* women could serve in the SEALS, as was mentioned in an article
with the Director (I think).
Whoo boy. It came fast and mean.
"What do you mean women can't do it?"
"I never said that, I said that the movie wasn't *proof* of anything other than we can imagine it."
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 06, 2017 07:54 PM (17QyB)
What's funny is that the movie acknowledges that she basically had to stop being a woman in order to succeed, and that it was wrecking her body. Fast forward and now every manic pixie dream girl is now a martial arts master who can take down a dozen trained killers with ease.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 06, 2017 07:59 PM (fKWf6)
Posted by: Jean-Luc Picard at June 06, 2017 07:59 PM (Cw3TC)
"I never said that, I said that the movie wasn't *proof* of anything other than we can imagine it."
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 06, 2017 07:54 PM (17QyB)
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Think about how effective it was, though.
Ask anyone, and I bet 90% of them will tell you it was based on a true story about the first woman SEAL.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 06, 2017 07:59 PM (B6Pbd)
Well, fat girls sweat a lot...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 08:00 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Patrick Stewart at June 06, 2017 08:00 PM (Cw3TC)
...wut?
Posted by: Nick Fury, Agent of 1.9.5.5. at June 06, 2017 08:00 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 07:57 PM (oVJmc)
I hate it when libertarians start discussing a proposed policy with, "it worked in Starship Troopers/Stranger In a Strange Land/Insert Heinlein book here..."
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 06, 2017 08:01 PM (fKWf6)
Does it have flaws? Oh yes. But I liked the character and Gal Godot could give the Pope a stiffy. Or one of the gay Popes, even if they are dead now.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 06, 2017 08:01 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Dan Hydar at June 06, 2017 08:01 PM (p3eEq)
http://bit.ly/2rxZf6n
She seems nice!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 06, 2017 08:01 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 06, 2017 08:02 PM (CPk08)
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Ahem, Aheeeeem, cough
Posted by: Helen Thomas at June 06, 2017 08:02 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 06, 2017 07:56 PM (lwiT4)
A friend from college was amazingly successful with the ladies. Alas, too successful, and he was always looking for a bigger and better deal. As a consequence never settled down, and bitterly regrets missed opportunities. (He had one girlfriend who my wife and I thought was wonderful: beautiful, intelligent, loving, maternal (took care of horses and dogs), and crazy about him.
He asked me my opinion of her. I told him my opinion was irrelevant, but I thought she was a catch, and if he cared for her, pull the trigger.
He didn't, and regrets it now.
He's given up, thinking he's too old now, but I imparted my golden retriever idea to him as well. The funny thing is, he HAD one, and was heartbroken when the dog died. A golden retriever kind of says that its owner is also a kind, caring, affectionate type.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 08:03 PM (SRKgf)
http://bit.ly/2rxZf6n
She seems nice!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 06, 2017 08:01 PM (wB8Tg)
Rich Zeoli spent about half his show on this sweetheart.
Posted by: josephistan at June 06, 2017 08:03 PM (ANIFC)
Whoo boy. It came fast and mean.
"What do you mean women can't do it?"
"I never said that, I said that the movie wasn't *proof* of anything other than we can imagine it."
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 06, 2017 07:54 PM (17QyB)
They filmed part of that movie at the dunes in my area. Demi Moore is rude and smells according to my friend that worked in a hair salon at the hotel where they stayed.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 08:04 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Zombie Sam Beckett at June 06, 2017 08:04 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Max Power at June 06, 2017 08:04 PM (q177U)
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Ahem, Aheeeeem, cough
Posted by: Helen Thomas at June 06, 2017 08:02 PM (npdX6)
Hi guys!
Posted by: It's Chelsea! at June 06, 2017 08:04 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 07:55 PM (Rsi2C)
On the decimal scale, I'd call her a 6, because I already called Lena Dunham a 5.
Helen Thomas would be a 1.
On the binary scale, both RW and LD teeter on the cusp of "too drunk" and "not drunk enough".
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 08:05 PM (sdi6R)
Sara SIlverman, Way of the Gun.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 08:05 PM (oVJmc)
... CLIMAX?!?!?!?!
HAPPY at the ending???
****SEXIST****
WONDER WOMAN IS NOT YOUR **WHORE***!!!!
Posted by: corndog at June 06, 2017 08:05 PM (p3eEq)
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 06, 2017 07:59 PM (B6Pbd)
Hell, very few MEN in their prime can pass SEAL training, and I'll wager that essentially no women can do it. Few women apparently could pass Marine officer training.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 08:05 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 07:35 PM (cPsPa)
Remind me later to tell you how much you suck, Y5. After my 3rd drink. Especially when your dick flag is flying.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 08:05 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: corndog at June 06, 2017 08:05 PM (p3eEq)
Make sure you know who the person you're asking to borrow the baby from though. I understand asking strangers that can get you on a few lists.
Posted by: buzzion at June 06, 2017 08:06 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: GalosGann at June 06, 2017 08:06 PM (md1b/)
Posted by: awkward davies at June 06, 2017 08:06 PM (JsMw3)
Posted by: Zombie Sam Beckett at June 06, 2017 08:04 PM (Tyii7)
I'm coming for her.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 06, 2017 08:06 PM (fKWf6)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 08:03 PM (SRKgf)
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Exactly right.
Also, I feel badly for your friend. It's sad that you might miss something right in front of you because you keep thinking, "but there might be something better...."
Marriage isn't so much about finding the right person, as it is being the right person.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 06, 2017 08:06 PM (lwiT4)
Reuters has a story by some jackwagon claiming that if Donald Trump blocks someone on Twitter its a 1st amendment violation so they have standing to sue him. And maybe impeachment! Nutso.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 08:07 PM (39g3+)
Bat. Sh*t. Cuh. Razy.
Drives around Hollywood or L.A. with a personalized tag that has something to do with it, and has no problem telling everyone she meets how she's the real-life GI Jane and who the movie is based on. Except the producers apparently credited the actual woman in an interview and it wasn't her.
Add to that some weird stuff with not knowing which patches (I'm not military so I apologize for not knowing the appropriate terms- thankfully I don't claim to be, either) to wear and where, and her story is bizarre as hell to read.
Oh, and she identifies as a man now and calls the lady who identified as the GI Jane inspiration her sister.
No sh*t. Search for Jane Parkhurst.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 06, 2017 08:07 PM (B6Pbd)
Posted by: buzzion at June 06, 2017 08:06 PM (z/Ubi)
Yeah, I dunno about babies, for that reason, and also because single women would probably assume you're the father. You might not get the chance to dispel that assumption.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 08:07 PM (SRKgf)
I watched that video. Why was she arrested in the first place? Was she verbally abusive in the club or what? I don't like anyway who curses their @ss off. I find it particularly disturbing when a woman does it even when she is drunk, and I am a woman.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 08:07 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Otis Day and the Knights at June 06, 2017 08:08 PM (Tyii7)
Disgusting? Have you listened to his podcasts?
Posted by: Golfman at June 06, 2017 08:08 PM (48QDY)
I was discussing "An Inconvenient Truth" with someone of the left-wing persuasion. The other person found the most power part of the film to be the footage of the polar bear stranded on the small piece of drifting ice.
I pointed out that that part of the movie was animated, that it wasn't film footage.
The other person didn't believe me -- swore that it was actual video and not a cartoon.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 06, 2017 08:08 PM (zkGZ8)
Why was I not informed earlier? This information requires immediate investigation.
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 08:08 PM (Pqytn)
This is beyond confirmation bias, they're just flailing idiots at this point.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 08:08 PM (39g3+)
borrow the baby from though. I understand asking strangers that can get
you on a few lists.
Posted by: buzzion at June 06, 2017 08:06 PM (z/Ubi)
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True. Although I'm sure he's on more than a few lists even without that.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 06, 2017 08:09 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
+++++++++
And then when the test means almost no women qualify, the tests get changed because disparate impact.
No way any female actually passes the real firefighter tests where they have to lift a huge amount of weight and move it so many feet.
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 08:09 PM (7+hZ5)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 08:04 PM (Ri/rl)
They filmed part of it at Camp Blanding in Orange Park, FL, near where I lived. It was kind of a big deal, Demi Moore sightings and all that.
I expected rude, but smelly? Is she one of those "method" actresses?
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 06, 2017 08:09 PM (17QyB)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 06, 2017 08:09 PM (vRcUp)
Yeah, I dunno about babies, for that reason, and
also because single women would probably assume you're the father. You
might not get the chance to dispel that assumption.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 08:07 PM (SRKgf)
It depends on what you're looking for. I've known guys who buy a cheap wedding band and wear it to the bars. It works, if you're not too picky.
Also, if women approach to coo the baby and strike up a conversation, you can then point out that it's your niece or nephew and all that.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 06, 2017 08:09 PM (fKWf6)
I was discussing "An Inconvenient Truth" with someone of the left-wing persuasion. The other person found the most power part of the film to be the footage of the polar bear stranded on the small piece of drifting ice.
I pointed out that that part of the movie was animated, that it wasn't film footage.
The other person didn't believe me -- swore that it was actual video and not a cartoon.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 06, 2017 08:08 PM (zkGZ
And even if it was real footage, it doesn't prove anything. Polar bears are excellent swimmers & swim out to ice floes all the time.
Posted by: josephistan at June 06, 2017 08:10 PM (ANIFC)
Why was I not informed earlier? This information requires immediate investigation.
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 08:08 PM (Pqytn)
Don't bother, the lighting was terrible and they yada yada past the good part.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 06, 2017 08:10 PM (xJa6I)
This is beyond confirmation bias, they're just flailing idiots at this point.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
+++++++
Why is Drude running with it?
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 08:10 PM (7+hZ5)
Okay but...I go out. I go to the store, to bookstores, shopping, to restaurants. I go to the movies and any number of places. I feel like, I am out enough to meet guys.
Just because I am not specifically going out to bars or clubs or whatever doesn't mean anything.
And frankly, there is nothing wrong with sitting on the couch. I would rather have a husband who sits on the couch with me than feels the need to go to the bar for drinks every night.
Also...my church doesn't have the most vibrant of singles scenes. Er, which is to say none. I am Catholic, so imagine those small, traditional Catholic churches, where most of the congregation is 60+. That's my church. And, I love it. But...no guys to meet there. And, that's okay.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 08:11 PM (smD62)
I pointed out that that part of the movie was animated, that it wasn't film footage.
The other person didn't believe me -- swore that it was actual video and not a cartoon.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 06, 2017 08:08 PM (zkGZ
I've never seen it, but I thought the thing with the Polar Bear on the patch of ice was that the film was cropped to cut out the big giant block of ice just off to the side.
It was the big chunk of ice falling into the ocean that was CGI special effects from a movie.
Posted by: buzzion at June 06, 2017 08:11 PM (z/Ubi)
Why is Drude running with it?
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 08:10 PM (7+hZ5)
The Drudes? No one knows who they were or... what they were doing.
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at June 06, 2017 08:11 PM (ANIFC)
Drudge chases clicks. A lot of the pre-election stuff was pro-Trump.....after it's anti-Trump.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 06, 2017 08:11 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 08:09 PM (7+hZ5)
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Every 'Ron needs to add "rescue female firefighter from burning building" to his bucket list.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 06, 2017 08:11 PM (B6Pbd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 08:12 PM (oVJmc)
... CLIMAX?!?!?!?!
HAPPY at the ending???
****SEXIST****
WONDER WOMAN IS NOT YOUR **WHORE***!!!!
Posted by: corndog at June 06, 2017 08:05 PM (p3eEq)
No, but she did get lucky with an American Flyboy.... so.....
Posted by: Don Q. at June 06, 2017 08:12 PM (NgKpN)
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Clicks = money. It's not personal, it's business.
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 08:12 PM (Pqytn)
Helen Thomas would be a 1.
On the binary scale, both RW and LD teeter on the cusp of "too drunk" and "not drunk enough".
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 08:05 PM (sdi6R)
******
I think you are right. 0 or 1 should be repulsive, not plain. I really can't think of that many women that are painfully ugly. The main reason women fall into the low end of the scale is due to being overweight. Makeup, a nice hairstyle, and flattering clothing go a long way to improve anyone's appearance.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 08:12 PM (Rsi2C)
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No polar bear ever died before 1998.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 06, 2017 08:13 PM (Nwg0u)
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ABC needs the exposure.
Drudge is happy to help them expose themselves.
Posted by: Johnson the Small at June 06, 2017 08:14 PM (m9X4Y)
That, you know, offers to resign?
(Love how the usual suspects continue to hold all these doublethinks at ready five.)
He should never have recused himself. It's also not a stretch to think that he and Trump have had words about it. This ain't a flower arranging class.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 06, 2017 08:14 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: josephistan
________
True enough. But that's Level 3 thinking.
Level 1 thinking is the ability to distinguish reality from stuff like cartoons.
Level 2 critical analysis addresses the ability to distinguish Sarah Palin from Tina Fey. (I've long ago given up on Level 2 discussions with people.)
Posted by: FireHorse at June 06, 2017 08:14 PM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: josephistan at June 06, 2017 08:14 PM (ANIFC)
The Drudes? No one knows who they were or... what they were doing.
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at June 06, 2017 08:11 PM (ANIFC)
But their legacy remains.
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 08:15 PM (sdi6R)
Hey, I've been there a few times for war games. (back in my USAF days).
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 06, 2017 08:15 PM (pY+s4)
Didn't read all the comments, but...wasn't Chris Hemsworth all oogled and eye candy and himbo meat in that excremental movie?
Don't seem to recall the outrage about that..
Nope. No double standard there. Not a whiff.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at June 06, 2017 08:15 PM (1aMQH)
It was the big chunk of ice falling into the ocean that was CGI special effects from a movie.
Posted by: buzzion
++++++
The other big dishonest scene was the picture of mount kilimanjaro where it has less snow and ice from a picture that was like 30 years ago.
It's because of deforestation around the area where there's simply less moisture.
Even the radical environmentalist concede the Earth has only gone up like 1 degree celsius in the last 100 years.
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 08:15 PM (7+hZ5)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
+++++++++
And then when the test means almost no women qualify, the tests get changed because disparate impact.
No way any female actually passes the real firefighter tests where they have to lift a huge amount of weight and move it so many feet.
Posted by: publix at June 06, 2017 08:09 PM (7+hZ5)
For the REGULAR Navy Pt Test.... the Minimum pushups and situps and time for 1.5 mile run, for a MAN, was considered OUTSTANDING for a Woman...
Think about it... the minimum a man had to do to stay in the Navy, was considered outstanding for a Woman...
Nuff.... said...
Posted by: Don Q. at June 06, 2017 08:15 PM (NgKpN)
rather have a husband who sits on the couch with me than feels the need
to go to the bar for drinks every night.
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I agree. But you have to meet them somewhere else before they can sit on your couch. Maybe think of three or four traits that would appeal to you in a man, and then puzzle out where that kind of person might be found.
I never went to bars to find a guy because I wasn't particularly attracted to guys who spend their time in bars. So there are other ways.
Do you have a network of friends who might have siblings or cousins or next-door neighbors or something?
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 06, 2017 08:16 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Locke Common at June 06, 2017 08:16 PM (ODlWK)
I'm no expert of the dating scene but I know two people who met on a dating site for traditional Catholics who were single and they have been now married for about 15 years. Conservative. Very nice people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 08:16 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: awkward davies at June 06, 2017 08:17 PM (JsMw3)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 06, 2017 08:09 PM (17QyB)
She came in the salon and wanted a pedicure or something. My friend told her she couldn't do it, she was booked. She said she had bad BO and dirty feet. Could have been from filming.
Demi got mad, my friend held her ground.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 08:17 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Random Lurker Commenter at June 06, 2017 08:17 PM (+tRIN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 08:07 PM (qES5k) fnord (qES5k)
Well, that's why she was kicked out of the club.
Physically assaulting club employees outside attracted the attention of the police.
Verbally assaulting the police on top of that did lead to an arrest (for the physical assault).
Then she physically assaulted the cop and his car.
A Real(ity) Winner.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 06, 2017 08:17 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 06, 2017 08:17 PM (wfDW1)
Also, I feel badly for your friend. It's sad that you might miss something right in front of you because you keep thinking, "but there might be something better...."
Marriage isn't so much about finding the right person, as it is being the right person.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 06, 2017 08:06 PM (lwiT4)
Well put.
I feel badly for him too, but whenever there's an attractive woman about, he snaps into Casanova mode. Grinds my gears. That was OK back when, but he's too old for that now. I keep telling him, lose the "wild and crazy guy" routine and just be himself. But no.
I had a girlfriend in college who was the distaff version of this guy. She was a gorgeous blonde who modeled and was trying to break into movies (alas, a few bit parts, but that was it). She too was always on the make for the bigger and better deal, and the whole thing didn't work out.
Somehow, inexplicably, we've stayed in touch all these years. She met up with my wife and me shortly after our younger son was born, and asked to hold him. I was really moved by her reaction; I thought her heart would break, as it was apparent that she'd give anything to have a baby of her own.
I always hoped these two friends of mine would someday get together so I could stop worrying about each of them separately, but realistically, each of them has way too much top spin for that to happen.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 08:17 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June
how do you make that surprised face emoji?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 08:17 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 06, 2017 08:18 PM (F0ZHr)
She just finished 7th grade in public school and those bastards have already got their claws into the poor girl.
Posted by: Kensington at June 06, 2017 07:48 PM
Kensington, it's not the public school. It's the entertainment that she watches and hears. I teach at a public school and my colleagues and I are appalled that we are getting kids who are using plural pronouns for everyone and everything. Katy Perry and her ilk are popular with the girls in middle school and they're pushing that crap.
I embarrassed one of my students who dropped that "don't assume gender" crap when I asked, "So you aren't a girl? Your mom isn't a woman? Your dad isn't a man?" She didn't know what to say because she hadn't been forced to use her brain.
In some ways it's no different from a kid who used really foul language and said, "It's free speech!" His history teacher and I tagged-teamed him: He had to read up on the First Amendment for a history project and then he wrote an essay for my class about whether there should be limits on free speech. He got good grades on both, but I think he was proudest that his grandpa (retired Airforce) read his essay and praised him.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 06, 2017 08:18 PM (G8B7r)
I think you are right. 0 or 1 should be repulsive, not plain. I really can't think of that many women that are painfully ugly. The main reason women fall into the low end of the scale is due to being overweight. Makeup, a nice hairstyle, and flattering clothing go a long way to improve anyone's appearance.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 08:12 PM (Rsi2C)
Exactly. I caught a lot of flak for calling Lena Dunham a 5, but she's average-looking in my book. Not pretty by any means but not hideously ugly either. I've seen plenty worse than her.
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 08:18 PM (sdi6R)
Lots of friends. Haha. None of them want to set me up. But, yes, lots of friends. My cousin tried to set me up once, but the guy wasn't interested, which was fine, because his personality didn't really jive with mine anyway. She still hasn't given up on it yet. Lol.
@411
Been there, done that site.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 08:19 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Who Was Phone? at June 06, 2017 08:19 PM (YZchG)
Posted by: Locke Common at June 06, 2017 08:19 PM (ODlWK)
Yep. Relationship drama is the silent killer.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 06, 2017 08:20 PM (Tyii7)
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/727/e2.JPG
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 08:20 PM (oVJmc)
I pointed out that that part of the movie was animated, that it wasn't film footage.
The other person didn't believe me -- swore that it was actual video and not a cartoon.
Doesn't matter either way. Polar bears live above the Arctic Circle. If the scene featured broad daylight, it was shot in mid-summer. Proof positive that ice melts in the Arctic summer.
Stop press.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 08:22 PM (SRKgf)
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Do you have any skills that translate to teaching little kids? Because schools always need volunteers, and elementary school students are still young enough that they like grown-ups.
You then get an inside track to parents, teachers, etc.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 06, 2017 08:22 PM (B6Pbd)
Yep. Relationship drama is the silent killer.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 06, 2017 08:20 PM (Tyii7)
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My son is getting married later this month to a pretty, sensible, gentle young woman. I asked him recently to name things he liked best about her. First thing he said - "No drama."
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 06, 2017 08:23 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 06, 2017 08:23 PM (E8apb)
No gun talk, yet, either. I'm disappointed in y'all
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 06, 2017 08:25 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 06, 2017 08:23 PM (lwiT4)/i]
This.
Back when I was single I dated a number of women who liked to play "Uproar." The emotional roller coasters were exhausting for a stick in the mud like me. Smooth and steady, stay the course, that's me. I got tired of swigging Maalox dealing with them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 08:25 PM (SRKgf)
Good on him. It's physically and mentally exhausting. Been through it once and will never, ever do it again.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 06, 2017 08:26 PM (Tyii7)
You should take Colorado Alex's advice. Take 6 months and focus on yourself, fitness, Wright training, nutrition, and pick a social hobby. Read the GAINZZZ posts, and strongly consider fasting.
If you don't love and treat yourself well, then you can't expect members of the opossite sex to do so.
People think it's shallow that members of the opposite sex value health and looks, but it is a ecstatic of life, fair or not, so play the game for 6 months and then revisit dating and trying to attract men.
Posted by: Who Was Phone? at June 06, 2017 08:26 PM (YZchG)
No gun talk, yet, either. I'm disappointed in y'all
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 06, 2017 08:25 PM (rJUlF)
I think that part comes only if the relationship really doesn't work out.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 08:26 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 08:26 PM (39g3+)
No gun talk, yet, either. I'm disappointed in y'all
Depends how the relationship goes.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 08:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: L, Elle at June
1 is repulsive, 5 is average. How do you know what puts women on the low end of the scale?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 08:27 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: awkward davies at June 06, 2017 08:27 PM (JsMw3)
Posted by: Who Was Phone? at June 06, 2017 08:26 PM (YZchG)
Sociobiology. My conjecture: why do men like long shiny hair? Suggests - subliminally - health, and fitness for reproduction.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 08:27 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 08:12 PM (Rsi2C)
Exactly. I caught a lot of flak for calling Lena Dunham a 5, but she's average-looking in my book. Not pretty by any means but not hideously ugly either. I've seen plenty worse than her.
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 08:18 PM (sdi6R)
0 or 1 depends on your standards... which are based on who you are, and how hot of a babe you sleep with....
For me? 0 is anyone who does not have a body that attracts me...
Why? Because of my past.... and who I date now... I know what I like, and what I don't....
But you'll find the higher on the 1 to 10 scale you are yourself... the higher your minimum standard becomes...
Posted by: Don Q. at June 06, 2017 08:27 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 06, 2017 08:25 PM (rJUlF) fnord (rJUlF)
"Any of youse dames wanna talk about guns?"
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 06, 2017 08:27 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: GalosGann at June 06, 2017 08:06 PM (md1b/)
If they didn't make stuff up they'd have nothing to report
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 06, 2017 08:28 PM (auHtY)
436 I'm holding out for a red headed gymnast gourmet chef billionaire masseuse submissive. I know she's out there somewhere looking for me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 08:26 PM (39g3+)
You have a very specific type. If you find her, may I come along an the jet/yacht?
I'd like to find a billionaire friend to take me on a vacation.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 08:28 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 08:26 PM (39g3+)
Well... current Lady is not a billionaire... or a redhead, she's a brunette...
But the rest actually fits... so there is hope...
Posted by: Don Q. at June 06, 2017 08:29 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: awkward davies at June 06, 2017 08:29 PM (JsMw3)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9d9yxt2
Posted by: The Hats of March at June 06, 2017 08:30 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 08:27 PM (SRKgf)
I have long hair. My husband doesn't like short hair at all.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 08:30 PM (Ri/rl)
Yeah sure, the more the merrier, I'll take the whole Ace of Spades crew on a cruise of the Caribbean when she finds me finally.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 08:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 08:28 PM (Ri/rl)
Pro tip: be sure to specify the currency in which he's a billionaire. It could be Zimbabwean dollars (or banana peels, or whatever their currency is).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 08:30 PM (SRKgf)
0/1 is the binary would not hit/would hit scale.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 08:30 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 08:31 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 08:26 PM (39g3+)
Huh, don't see many submissive personality types around here.
Posted by: tbodie at June 06, 2017 08:31 PM (0h+/x)
But you'll find the higher on the 1 to 10 scale you are yourself... the higher your minimum standard becomes...
Posted by: Don Q. at June 06, 2017 08:27 PM (NgKpN)
I prefer not to even think about how women would rate me on a 1 to 10 scale.
My cats tolerate me, at least. I consider that a win.
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 08:31 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mega at June 06, 2017 08:31 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 08:30 PM (Ri/rl)
My impression (and a sentiment to which I subscribe): few men do.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 08:31 PM (SRKgf)
From the same people who crucified a rodeo clown.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 08:31 PM (oVJmc)
watches and hears. I teach at a public school and my colleagues and I
are appalled that we are getting kids who are using plural pronouns for
everyone and everything. Katy Perry and her ilk are popular with the
girls in middle school and they're pushing that crap."
=========
Yeah, I know. Sometimes it's just too depressing to face how loathsome the popular culture usually is.
And I'm sure this new weird obsession with celebrating all 57 varieties of gender isn't going to lead to multiple generations of very confused unhappy but painfully "woke" people.
Posted by: Kensington at June 06, 2017 08:31 PM (Cw3TC)
OT: Senators Stab Trump to Death in Central Park Performance of Shakespeare's Julius Caesar
Follow that with the final scene in Fail Safe
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2017 08:32 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 08:27 PM (SRKgf)
I have long hair. My husband doesn't like short hair at all.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 08:30 PM (Ri/rl)
Men generally don't. Also, women with long hair who suddenly cut it off without talking to their husbands about it first generally have stopped giving a fuck about their marriages.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 08:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 08:30 PM (SRKgf)
I'll ask to see their jet first to verify.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 08:32 PM (Ri/rl)
Oh, my goodness. How original./s :^(
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 08:33 PM (qES5k)
Peace at home is like stillness in the woods
. Should always be viewed as a pleasure and a blessing .
Posted by: awkward davies at June 06, 2017 08:33 PM (JsMw3)
Gigantic stone wheels, that's the most reliable currency.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 08:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 08:32 PM (Ri/rl)
Pro tip #2: make sure it isn't just rented for the hour.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 08:33 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2017 08:33 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 06, 2017 08:34 PM (OlNRF)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 08:27 PM (cPsPa)
******
From hanging out here of course.
The immediate criticism most of you make when talking about a woman is her weight. If Dunham was physically fit and didn't insist on wearing really bad clothes and sporting the worst tats, she would be okay looking.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 08:34 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2017 08:34 PM (V2Yro)
Did Marc Anthony stir up the 8 people and sleeping bum that was watching to attack the actors and tear them to pieces with his speech?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 08:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Wayne and Garth at June 06, 2017 08:34 PM (ARzf8)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June
what do you think we hoist the flag up for? let me know when you are on your third drink so we can go about arranging dinner and a spanking.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 08:35 PM (cPsPa)
Fasting, are you joking?
Okay boys....let me be clear here. Am I skinny? No. But, I am a pretty girl.
Also, I am happy with myself, for the most part. Would I like to lose a little weight or get more toned? Sure. Do I feel the need to have some major life-overhaul? No. The most important thing is to be happy with one's self. And I am.
Getting fit for a guy (or for dating reasons) is the worst reason to do it. You should do it for yourself. I don't feel compelled to do it for myself.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 08:35 PM (smD62)
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 08:31 PM (sdi6R)
Thank goodness for dogs!
Posted by: Hrothgar says Moar Covfefe, por favor! at June 06, 2017 08:35 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 06, 2017 08:35 PM (E8apb)
Thanks goodness/ I'm safe. I've had short hair for about twenty years. FenSpouse usually says "I like your haircut" He think it's looks pixyish although I think I'm well past the sage of being pixyish.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 08:35 PM (qES5k)
A sudden blow: the great wings beating still
Above the staggering girl, her thighs caressed
By the dark webs, her nape caught in his bill,
He holds her helpless breast upon his breast.
How can those terrified vague fingers push
The feathered glory from her loosening thighs?
And how can body, laid in that white rush,
But feel the strange heart beating where it lies?
A shudder in the loins engenders there
The broken wall, the burning roof and tower
And Agamemnon dead.
Being so caught up,
So mastered by the brute blookd of the air,
Did she put on his knowledge with his power
Before the indifferent beak could let her drop?
Again, the daughter was a full 10.
Posted by: George LeS at June 06, 2017 08:35 PM (+TcCF)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 08:35 PM (0mRoj)
The decimal scale goes from 1 to 10, where 1 is a gargoyle and 10 is (insert name of most beautiful woman you've ever seen here).
Note that the decimal scale goes from 1 to 10, not 0 to 9. There is no 0 on the decimal scale.
The binary scale is either 1 (would hit) or 0 (would not hit).
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 08:36 PM (sdi6R)
And off topic, I look forward to the day this nation has an Attorney General. We sure could use one!
Posted by: Crusader at June 06, 2017 08:36 PM (ewSN2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 08:33 PM (SRKgf)
If they can rent it for an hour, we can make it to Vegas from here.
Seriously though, I have friends that own jets with partners, they fly commercial or drive because it's too expensive anymore. It still costs $1000 an hour for a small pilatus plus standby time. But I like to hitch a ride when the plane is going and they have room.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 08:37 PM (Ri/rl)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9d9yxt2
Posted by: The Hats of March at June 06, 2017 08:30 PM (vBeA5)
Remember comrades, we're the violent h8rs! Wow, I looked at the story. Where's Simon Skinner when you need him? (Hot Fuzz reference - Well they murdered Bill Shakespeare)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 06, 2017 08:38 PM (auHtY)
Natch, you're an 'ette. Even if you had the face of a warthog, you have the soul of an angel and the wit of Mark Twain.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 08:38 PM (39g3+)
All I have to say is that LeftyProgs are fucking crazy.
Oh that and I can't wait for the tech to come fix my laptop on Saturday so I can get off of this whack crap laptop that can barely load any websites and by the way screw my job which sucks.
Posted by: DangerGirl on a Crappy Computer at June 06, 2017 08:38 PM (/o9Qk)
BTW, for those who noted my prayer request earlier and prayed, thanks Son passed his test. As a friend of mine said, "now the fun begins".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 08:38 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Max Power at June 06, 2017 08:38 PM (q177U)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 08:38 PM (qES5k)
Hot rod Lincoln!
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 08:39 PM (0mRoj)
Natch, you're an 'ette. Even if you had the face of a warthog, you have the soul of an angel and the wit of Mark Twain.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 08:38 PM (39g3+)
And covfefe that wont quit.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 06, 2017 08:39 PM (E8apb)
The immediate criticism most of you make when talking about a woman is her weight. If Dunham was physically fit and didn't insist on wearing really bad clothes and sporting the worst tats, she would be okay looking.
Posted by: L, Elle at June
you may be right. honestly I have never spent much time worrying about what goes on in the bottom half, like doing research on the barrel, better to stay out of it.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 08:39 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 08:35 PM
*******
I don't believe you. Your requirements make no mention of physical appearance.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 08:39 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at June 06, 2017 08:39 PM (phoPy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2017 08:34 PM (V2Yro)
Can't say I blame them. We hate each other. Plus, they are literally Marxists dressed as TruCons.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 06, 2017 08:39 PM (2qHjF)
I look forward to the day this nation has an Attorney General.
What's will all the Generals?
Attorney General
Postmaster General
Surgeon General
How about an Admiral or two?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2017 08:40 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 08:35 PM (0mRoj)
I assume "responsible" includes financially. I told my sons to watch out for women who burn through their money like a drunken sailor in a whorehouse, because they'll do that to you.
Nothing kills romance faster than a spendthrift married to a frugal type, and both boys take after us in being the latter. As I put it, when you're working your ass off to stay afloat, you don't want to have a wife who's drilling holes in the bottom of the boat to let the water out.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 08:40 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 06, 2017 08:40 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 08:35 PM
*******
I don't believe you. Your requirements make no mention of physical appearance.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 08:39 PM (Rsi2C)
So?
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 08:41 PM (0mRoj)
Okay boys....let me be clear here. Am I skinny? No. But, I am a pretty girl.
Also, I am happy with myself, for the most part. Would I like to lose a little weight or get more toned? Sure. Do I feel the need to have some major life-overhaul? No. The most important thing is to be happy with one's self. And I am.
Getting fit for a guy (or for dating reasons) is the worst reason to do it. You should do it for yourself. I don't feel compelled to do it for myself.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June
you know that reads peculiar? never have I known a lady who would refer to herself as a "pretty girl."
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 08:41 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 08:39 PM (0mRoj)
Now, he has an arrangement in mind where he uses my car to drive to school-and keep the car there and uses his dads car the other days. I told him I'm not on board with this idea. I don't want to be stuck at home without a car.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 08:41 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 08:26 PM (39g3+)
---
Interestingly, the submissive red head is probably going to be the problem.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 06, 2017 08:42 PM (B6Pbd)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 08:40 PM (SRKgf)
Been there, done that, have a whole lotta T-shirts.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 08:42 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 08:42 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Jean at June 06, 2017 08:42 PM (GKOZH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 08:42 PM (39g3+)
Attorney General
Postmaster General
Surgeon General
How about an Admiral or two?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2017 08:40 PM (IqV8l)
And yet no Beastmaster General.
Hi all!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2017 08:43 PM (NT3RT)
http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/hotair.com
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 08:43 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 08:42 PM (0mRoj)
Sorry to hear that, my friend.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 08:43 PM (SRKgf)
Eh, I've been called it so much, by my mother, it seeped into the vernacular I guess.
I am not sure how else to word it. I'm a cute girl? I'm not ugly?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 08:43 PM (smD62)
*****
I just meant that I would think that looks must matter -- even a little bit. Though any guy that can make me laugh, I can ignore all kinds of negatives for.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 08:44 PM (Rsi2C)
attraction is there or it isn't, and there isn't anything you can do to
become more attractive to a guy. You either got it or ya don't."
I have been asked questions on several occasions by women about male psychology, and I've always said that men aren't identical units, there's no standardized instruction and operating manual, and just because I respond in a particular way to something is no guarantee that some other man will respond in the same manner.
Recall this the next time you hear a guy give advice about guys.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 06, 2017 08:44 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: DangerGirl on a Crappy Computer at June 06, 2017 08:44 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 08:42 PM (0mRoj)
Sorry to hear that, my friend.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 08:43 PM (SRKgf)
Thanks. It was a YUUUGE fucking problem. Among others.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 08:44 PM (0mRoj)
No. She'd be a physically fit skank. Beauty is skin deep but ugly goes to the bone.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 06, 2017 08:45 PM (OlNRF)
Audrey Hepburn for example.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2017 08:45 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 08:40 PM (SRKgf)
This, bigly. I have three friends that are in trouble with their husbands for continually using charge cards and hiding the balance. One friend her husband threatened divorce if she can't stop. The other one had to get a loan from a bank. 40,000 in the hole.
The other one learned and he checks the mail and bank account.
The husbands feel betrayed, I guess they have been.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 08:45 PM (Ri/rl)
I am not sure how else to word it. I'm a cute girl? I'm not ugly?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 08:45 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2017 08:40 PM (IqV8l)
Barry O: Reggie and I just spent hours playing rear admiral
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 06, 2017 08:45 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 08:32 PM (0mRoj)
=======
I can help verify this, at least in one specific instance.
My Ex was an Alabama cheerleader. At one point, a solid 9 on the 10 point scale. When younger, she was amused with the extra attention that this got her.
As she aged and necessarily began to move down the scale, she became irritated about not receiving that attention she was used to. So, she started to act up, demanding attention. This slid her further down the scale, as her once being a nice, happy person was one of the things that made her beautiful.
She is now 60, and a bitter Holy terror. I have talked to her about this, as it is effecting our 20 yo daughter now. She feels justified, and gives not a shit about how her actions are effecting her family and the few friends she has left.
Posted by: GOULD at June 06, 2017 08:45 PM (I16G8)
My God, what a wonderful end to a wonderful day --
flat tire necessatating a near 2 mile walk -- with shot knees, followed by much consternation. Then the belt on the lawn mower broke, and to top of it off, and idiot got the wrong battery for a truck........
Nope, any desire I might have had to watch this Wonder Woman business is now gone completely. Hell, I won't even watch the porn parody now.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2017 08:45 PM (8O3HH)
See if you can implant this arrangement in his mind. Get your own car or learn to ride a bike.
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2017 08:46 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2017 08:34 PM (V2Yro)
---
That'll fix it! Why didn't we think of this sooner!
Posted by: Ed "I Will Wait Until November to Decide Who I'm Voting For" Morrisey at June 06, 2017 08:46 PM (B6Pbd)
Hey, at least I didn't require "sane"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 08:46 PM (39g3+)
Oh, dear. I look nothing like Audrey Hepburn.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 08:46 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: DangerGirl on a Crappy Computer at June 06, 2017 08:44 PM (/o9Qk)
----
A bunch of antisocial people giving relationship advice.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2017 08:46 PM (NT3RT)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 08:47 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2017 08:34 PM (V2Yro)
Looks like they got rid of their entire blogroll.
Eh, whatever. Haven't visited (much) since they shit on their commenters last year.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 06, 2017 08:47 PM (17QyB)
- says they don't feel compelled to make reasonable self improvements to attract the opposite sex
I think I spotted the problem.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 06, 2017 08:47 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 08:44 PM (Rsi2C)
I hear you.
I have two guy friends. One has red hair and is chubby. The other one looks like the Marlboro man. The Marlboro man one acts like a chick. He cries.
Guess which one I find more attractive.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 08:47 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 08:44 PM (Rsi2C)
Sure, but I don't have as narrow a set of standards or "type" for that. Nice looking and not a fatty are my general guidelines in that area, with plenty of room for flexibility.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 08:48 PM (0mRoj)
These low-functioning retards do realize that was the act that doomed the Republic and handed it over to Caesar's heirs, right?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 06, 2017 08:48 PM (66CWr)
Don't sweat it, I didn't think it was odd. Women usually are more of the false modesty type "oh I'm not that pretty" which is kind of annoying, but nothing you said sounded off to me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 08:48 PM (39g3+)
I have two guy friends. One has red hair and is chubby. The other one looks like the Marlboro man. The Marlboro man one acts like a chick. He cries.
Guess which one I find more attractive.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June
no
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 08:48 PM (cPsPa)
The other one learned and he checks the mail and bank account.
The husbands feel betrayed, I guess they have been.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 08:45 PM (Ri/rl)
Hence my advice to my sons.
I previously related the story of grocery shopping for an intimate dinner where the gal picked up the present-day equivalent of ca. $50 in my change and pocketed it, never to be seen again. Then she spent half of the evening bleating about how poor she was.
I got the picture.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 08:48 PM (SRKgf)
Hey, I resemble that remark. ;^)
Actually, I'm not antisocial. I have moved from being an introvert to being on the cusp of introversion and extroversion.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 08:49 PM (qES5k)
The immediate criticism most of you make when talking about a woman is her weight. If Dunham was physically fit and didn't insist on wearing really bad clothes and sporting the worst tats, she would be okay looking.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 08:34 PM
Lena is not an attractive woman, but she is not ugly (on the outside). She could work on her appearance.
But her biggest problem is she is ugly on the inside.
Dieting, a pleasant hair style and clothes will not fix that.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 06, 2017 08:49 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Be honest. You're really a hairy, 300 pound trucker, aren't you?
Posted by: pep at June 06, 2017 08:49 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 08:49 PM (oVJmc)
I don't believe you. Your requirements make no mention of physical appearance.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 08:39 PM (Rsi2C)
That might fall under preferences, not requirements.
I have preferences, but by no means are they required.
Posted by: Country Boy at June 06, 2017 08:49 PM (tZgYv)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2017 08:46 PM (NT3RT)
So....ok....
Not gonna wade into this. How are you, Eris?
Posted by: DangerGirl on a Crappy Computer at June 06, 2017 08:49 PM (/o9Qk)
Dude, fasting is not exactly reasonable. Its one step away from saying "step away from the table you fat toad." I'm surprised she wasn't angry and insulted, if not hurt. I mean, presuming someone needs to starve themselves to meet guys...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 08:50 PM (39g3+)
I look forward to the day this nation has an Attorney General.
What's will all the Generals?
Attorney General
Postmaster General
Surgeon General
How about an Admiral or two?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2017 08:40 PM (IqV8l)
Well, the Surgeon General actually wears an Admiral's uniform......
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2017 08:50 PM (LLzS4)
Posted by: DangerGirl on a Crappy Computer at June 06, 2017 08:44 PM (/o9Qk)
----
A bunch of antisocial people giving relationship advice.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2017 08:46 PM (NT3RT)
*snort*
Aaannd that's why I can't quit this place.
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 08:50 PM (sdi6R)
Christ. That's exactly what happened to me. Repeatedly. Yet I was somehow the bad guy for not trusting her anymore.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 08:50 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: pep at June
drat, foiled again. also have a pet gorilla. we go around fighting crime and delivering beer.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 08:50 PM (cPsPa)
Eh, whatever. Haven't visited (much) since they shit on their commenters last year.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 06, 2017 08:47 PM (17QyB)
I doubt they've matched the cumulative total of comments in the year or whatever that they had in that one single last huge f*ck-you-facebook thread. I'm really surprised they let it stand.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 06, 2017 08:50 PM (B6Pbd)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 06, 2017 08:51 PM (CNHr1)
Hey, are you not toting around your gigawatt sanity prod anymore? Or do you just carry a purse taser now?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2017 08:51 PM (NT3RT)
Oh, dear. I look nothing like Audrey Hepburn.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 08:46 PM (qES5k)
Hey, I'll just get the same guy who told me las week that I look like David Bowie (I look nothing like David Bowie)-
to come tell you that you look like Audrey Hepburn.
And-
Problem solved!
Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2017 08:51 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 08:50 PM (
You're not. That's a huge betrayal. I would check too.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 08:51 PM (Ri/rl)
I don't believe you. Your requirements make no mention of physical appearance.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 08:39 PM (Rsi2C)
That might fall under preferences, not requirements.
I have preferences, but by no means are they required.
Posted by: Country Boy at June 06, 2017 08:49 PM (tZgYv)
That's a good way to put it.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 08:51 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2017 08:52 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 08:52 PM (cPsPa)
Just because you always had a crush on Ralph Malf from Happy Days doesn't mean you care nothing about looks
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 08:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 08:52 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2017 08:46 PM (NT3RT)
Why do you think we're antisocial?
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 08:52 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 08:53 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 06, 2017 08:51 PM (CNHr1)
Before I really knew the Marlboro man one, I always thought he was so handsome. Not anymore. Personality matters.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 08:53 PM (Ri/rl)
**big sigh**
I'm an early-generation bot, generated and sustained by Macedonian content-farmers.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 08:53 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2017 08:53 PM (NT3RT)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 06, 2017 08:53 PM (Z4V63)
I think I spotted the problem here.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 06, 2017 08:54 PM (2qHjF)
You don't think people should be comfortable in their own skin? You think they should somehow feel shamed into becoming more attractive to the opposite sex?
Guess what? Men like tan skin tones. Guess what? I'm one shade darker than albino. Guess what? I don't feel compelled to go to a tanning bed. I just don't.
But, we live in a pretty messed up society when women (or men for that matter) are expected to change themselves (looks or personality) to attract someone of the opposite sex. Whatever happened to "Be yourself; the right person will like you no matter what." ?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 08:54 PM (smD62)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2017 08:51 PM (NT3RT)
The SanityProd(tm) will return with my supercomputer. This laptop doesn't have the capacity to handle 1.21 gigawatts of power. It can barely handle bing search without crashing.
Posted by: DangerGirl on a Crappy Computer at June 06, 2017 08:54 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 08:54 PM (39g3+)
She called her boss at the magazine she works at to tell them she won't be in to work, and they inform her that she is terminated because of the video.
She says, "what video?"
I've often said on this blog that I cannot believe the behavior of young women today, who are violent, constantly angry, and entitled. She is their queen.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 06, 2017 08:54 PM (8810s)
HotAir has been in a steady and precipitous decline traffic-wise since Trump won the nomination last year.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 08:49 PM (oVJmc)
Since the Facebook changeover, at least.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2017 08:54 PM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June
tinder
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 08:54 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2017 08:55 PM (NT3RT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 08:41 PM (qES5k)
Fen, no way should you give up your independence for his!
Posted by: Hrothgar says Moar Covfefe, por favor! at June 06, 2017 08:55 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at June 06, 2017 08:55 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Jen the original at June 06, 2017 08:54 PM (8810s)
Entitled, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 08:56 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 08:56 PM (Rsi2C)
Since the Facebook changeover, at least.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2017 08:54 PM (LLzS4)
Graph in comment 505.
http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/hotair.com
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 08:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: josephistan at June 06, 2017 08:56 PM (ANIFC)
I further made the mistake of following Podhoretz's tweet thingy and the follow up comments.
That review was "masturbatory" and "soft core porn", and all that. Just what the fuck do they think the point is?
And BTW, screw soft core. Hard core or nothing. And if he wants a "mastubatory" narrative, well, I could write one for him, much better that anything these idiots could write.
This is all posing. The never Trumpers did this. Just shocked, shocked, that anyone would say anything about grabbing...things. Some idiot supposed conservative said he had never, never heard any talk like in a locker room or anywhere. And if he did, by God, he would have called them out with righteous indignation.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2017 08:56 PM (8O3HH)
O.K. but if I think I need to believe i look like audrey Hepburn I really have major problems. My husband thinks I'm cute, my male friends seem think I'm funny and interesting and bright (Thank God they've never talked about my looks) and that's really enough for me.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 08:56 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 06, 2017 08:56 PM (B6Pbd)
Well, part of being yourself is being the best yourself you can be. I mean you'd pass a guy by who had a big gut, never combed or washed his hair, stains all over his clothes etc. He's just being himself, right?
But I don't figure that's what you're up to here. I figure there's a broad space between "get a personal trainer and plastic surgeon" and "do nothing but eat cheetos all day."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 08:57 PM (39g3+)
**big sigh**
I'm an early-generation bot, generated and sustained by Macedonian content-farmers.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants
On the Internet, nobody can tell I'm a dolphin brain in a jar.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 06, 2017 08:57 PM (66CWr)
Not all men. It takes all kinds to fill the freeway. I wouldn't worry about tanning, especially since you're that fair.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 08:57 PM (SRKgf)
Whoops; Sorry, Caligirl. That was in response to Naturalflake.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 08:57 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 06, 2017 08:58 PM (IDPbH)
or going out on a Friday night to a concert or the like is what I'm talking about.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 06, 2017 08:53 PM (Z4V63)
I spent many years and untold amounts of money going to concerts, from big headliner groups in stadiums to local bands in coffeehouses, without any success in meeting anyone for a relationship.
At least I got to hear lots of good music, so it wasn't a total loss.
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 08:58 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 08:50 PM (
You're not. That's a huge betrayal. I would check too.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 08:51 PM (Ri/rl)
It was. But she thought it was an outrageously outrageous outrage that I didn't trust her after that. See, it wasn't her fault for doing what she did, it was my fault for not giving it a pass.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 08:58 PM (0mRoj)
She gave the cop one of those patented "do you know ho I am!" type screaming fits.
Oh yeah, cops *love* that shit.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 06, 2017 08:59 PM (17QyB)
Dude, fasting is not exactly reasonable. Its one step away from saying "step away from the table you fat toad." I'm surprised she wasn't angry and insulted, if not hurt. I mean, presuming someone needs to starve themselves to meet guys...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 08:50 PM (39g3+)
Spotted the White Knight.
Seriously, skipping breakfast and only eating in a 6 hour window is not unreasonable if you want to get healthy. It's literally the fountain of youth when combined with cutting out sugar and carbs.
Funny how when men point out that women should actually work to attract them just like women preach to men, everybody gets butt hurt. It's almost as if women feel entitled to having men.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 06, 2017 08:59 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Jen the original at June 06, 2017 08:54 PM (8810s)
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I couldn't believe this chick! Or the self-restraint and humor of the cop. This should be used as a training video for dealing with argumentative boozers.
I am of the belief that alcohol doesn't change your personality, it just amplifies it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2017 08:59 PM (NT3RT)
Whoops; Sorry, Caligirl. That was in response to Naturalflake.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 08:57 PM (qES5k)
That's cool Fenelon, I'm always going to imagine you as gamine now.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 08:59 PM (Ri/rl)
I was mentioning that video before. Was she thrown out of the club for being abusive.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 08:59 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 09:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 09:00 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 06, 2017 08:56 PM (B6Pbd)
Only Dorothy Hamill made it work for me.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 06, 2017 09:00 PM (IDPbH)
Exactly. Do I eat kale? Heeecccccck no. Do I sit around eating fried chicken out of the bucket? No.
Could I stand to lose weight? Sure. Most people could. Am I so obese that men would be fleeing the other direction? Again, no.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 09:00 PM (smD62)
Even the waiter wasn't as pissed as she was.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 09:00 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June
so what arranged marriage?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 09:01 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: josephistan at June 06, 2017 09:01 PM (ANIFC)
Meanwhile, the place has gone to shit and I wrote a whistleblower letter to the CEO. And he's showing up tomorrow.
Things are about to become...interesting.
I'm either going to be lauded as Wonder Woman or get fired.
Frankly, I don't care either way.
Posted by: DangerGirl on a Crappy Computer at June 06, 2017 09:01 PM (/o9Qk)
I was mentioning that video before. Was she thrown out of the club for being abusive.
Yes, and then supposedly spit at the club owner. That's what got her arrested.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 09:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 09:02 PM (39g3+)
Even the waiter wasn't as pissed as she was.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 09:00 PM (oVJmc)
Right? Same with nose picking. Do you want those removed in a controlled fashion or falling out at random intervals later? There's no pleasing some people.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 09:02 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 08:56 PM
I dunno, it's worked for me...
Posted by: Hillary! at June 06, 2017 09:02 PM (yjmRY)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 06, 2017 09:02 PM (66CWr)
Well, guys with a sense of humor are very attractive, but I'm married ;^) and I look nothing like Audrey Hepburn
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 09:02 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 09:00 PM (oVJmc)
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And it was a gold-plated nail clipper to boot!
Classy as hell.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2017 09:02 PM (NT3RT)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 08:58 PM (0mRoj)
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I cut up my Exs credit cards into very tiny pieces, dumped them in anvelope and mailed them to her with my name on our return address. Thaf fight was one for the record books.
One of the only good about knowing things are over is the ceasing to give a fuck about reactions to what you say and do.
Posted by: GOULD at June 06, 2017 09:03 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2017 08:55 PM (NT3RT)
I'm giving positive advice. I'm not being mean at all. What have I done besides have people project their feelings on my comments which contain zero malice.
Jeez, I'm out for the night. Y'all be good.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 06, 2017 09:03 PM (2qHjF)
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I think dating is what filled the void when it was finally taboo for parents to arrange a marriage/spouse for you,even though if I recall right objective studies indicated that arranged marriages had a higher success/contentment rate. Mostly because loving parents want the best for their kids and can be objective about it while their kids are too fucking stupid to make rational decisions because they're swimming in hormones.
Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at June 06, 2017 09:03 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2017 08:53 PM
would be nice...
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2017 09:03 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 09:04 PM (sdi6R)
Alas, I did not. But I do have short hair.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 06, 2017 09:04 PM (lwiT4)
I'm sure if you thought about it a while you could come up with something else than a false dichotomy like that.
Frankly I suspect a talented and skilled matchmaker probably would do better than your average hormonally driven, clueless teenager in finding a spouse, but there are a lot of other options.
Go on activities with other people, do the stuff you might do on an interesting date - not dinnerandamovie but the zoo, a play in the park they don't act like they're killing Donald Trump, etc. Just go with friends and people you know. Volunteer to help kids out, do stuff with other folks. Learn about each other. Find out who they really are. Let them find out who you really are.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 09:04 PM (39g3+)
Again, not your fault. They have some big ones to play the victim.
If my friends don't stop, they'll lose their husbands.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 09:04 PM (Ri/rl)
Even the waiter wasn't as pissed as she was.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 09:00 PM (oVJmc)
Hahahaha
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 06, 2017 09:04 PM (17QyB)
Could I stand to lose weight? Sure. Most people could. Am I so obese that men would be fleeing the other direction? Again, no.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June
well if you are not happy with what you are achieving you have to do something different.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 09:05 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: David Edelstein at June 06, 2017 09:05 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 09:00 PM (oVJmc)
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And it was a gold-plated nail clipper to boot!
Classy as hell.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2017 09:02 PM (NT3RT)
Monogrammed?
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 09:05 PM (0mRoj)
Well guess what buddy? I hardly ever eat breakfast. And, more often than not, I skip lunch too.
So, if that's what you are suggesting....I'm already there!
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 09:05 PM (smD62)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 09:02 PM (qES5k)
I swear forever more you are Hepburn in my mind.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 09:05 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: The Hats of March at June 06, 2017 08:30 PM (vBeA5) fnord (vBeA5)
Every freaking time I get on the phone, the world loses its freaking mind.
(looks up)
Oh, man, Angry Date night again already?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 06, 2017 09:05 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Bob at June 06, 2017 09:05 PM (IqV8l)
Well, part of being yourself is being the best yourself you can be. I mean you'd pass a guy by who had a big gut, never combed or washed his hair, stains all over his clothes etc. He's just being himself, right?
But I don't figure that's what you're up to here. I figure there's a broad space between "get a personal trainer and plastic surgeon" and "do nothing but eat cheetos all day."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 08:57 PM (39g3+)
Yeah, this.^^^
I'm not dating these days since I have the glorious and delightful Mrs naturalfake at my side.
But, if I'm going to make an effort to set up a date to go somewhere nice to have a good time and dress well myself.
Man, the women better be a solid ten if she's going to show up with minimal effort on her part.
Cuz we all know that the person you're dating is the best that person is every going to be.
Women need bring more to the table in a relationship than their lady parts (as delightful as those may be).
That's one reason that Cooking was one of my filters.
I figured that a woman who doesn't cook doesn't really care that much about herself and hence would be a lousy mate and mother, not to mention girlfriend.
Feel free to disagree. But, the Cooking filter has been remarkably useful.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2017 09:06 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 06, 2017 09:06 PM (J+eG2)
One of the only good about knowing things are over is the ceasing to give a fuck about reactions to what you say and do.
Posted by: GOULD at June 06, 2017 09:03 PM (I16G
You are my hero of the day, good sir.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 09:06 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Sdharms at June 06, 2017 09:06 PM (W95mO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 09:06 PM (qES5k)
I get that women want to look more grown up. I get that long hair is a pain to take care of, when you have kids and a home and all that you don't have as much time to play around with hair. But seriously ladies most guys really do like long hair on a woman. Its at least worth considering their desires and interests and not just your girlfriends who all are supportive of your desire to hack it all off.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 09:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 09:07 PM (TwwWO)
Frankly I suspect a talented and skilled matchmaker probably would do better than your average hormonally driven, clueless teenager in finding a spouse, but there are a lot of other options.
Go on activities with other people, do the stuff you might do on an interesting date - not dinnerandamovie but the zoo, a play in the park they don't act like they're killing Donald Trump, etc. Just go with friends and people you know. Volunteer to help kids out, do stuff with other folks. Learn about each other. Find out who they really are. Let them find out who you really are.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June
well sure, those are good ways to meet people but you are eventually going to go on dates. how soon in the acquaintance process are you thinking dating occurs? Do you mean swap digits in a bar then go on a date?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 09:07 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 06, 2017 09:07 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 09:04 PM (Ri/rl)
But still most likely get a shitton of their husbands' property and money in the divorce process.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 09:08 PM (0mRoj)
Thanks. I look more like a heavier Dorothy Hamill, but Audrey Hepburn seems like she was a kind and decent sort of person.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 09:08 PM (qES5k)
I replied "sometimes heroines don't wear capes."
Posted by: ibguy at June 06, 2017 09:08 PM (vUcdz)
am I the only one what read that as "Senator Strom Thurmond" at the first glance?
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2017 09:08 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at June 06, 2017 09:08 PM (w7U7L)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 06, 2017 09:07 PM (lwiT4)
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So I have to meet guys BASE jumping or pulling off a jewelry heist?
*ponders*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2017 09:08 PM (NT3RT)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 09:08 PM (smD62)
I couldn't believe this chick! Or the self-restraint and humor of the cop. This should be used as a training video for dealing with argumentative boozers.
I am of the belief that alcohol doesn't change your personality, it just amplifies it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2017 08:59 PM (NT3RT)
I hope Ace is working on a post about that video. I heard them talking about it on the radio this morning and thought, "This is right in his wheelhouse."
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 09:09 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 06, 2017 09:09 PM (CNHr1)
If that falls through, there's always the sheep-herding pig. Or Paul Bunyan's blue ox.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 09:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: DangerGirl on a Crappy Computer at June 06, 2017 09:09 PM (/o9Qk)
about herself and hence would be a lousy mate and mother, not to mention
girlfriend.
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You have offended me! I am greatly offended! This is an outrage, sir! An outrage, I say.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 06, 2017 09:10 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 09:10 PM (smD62)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June
definition of madness is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 09:10 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
Well, it's a good thing that Muslims don't drink.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 06, 2017 09:11 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 06, 2017 09:11 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 09:06 PM (0mRoj)
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Wow. Now there is so much pressure on tomorrow. Damnit! Why was I only occasionally gifted witty repartee?
Posted by: GOULD at June 06, 2017 09:11 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at June 06, 2017 09:11 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 09:11 PM (39g3+)
At least I got to hear lots of good music, so it wasn't a total loss.
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 08:58 PM (sdi6R)
The problem with concerts is that many people come to listen to the music, not so much to socialize, and true aficionados may be annoyed by someone trying to strike up a conversation.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 09:11 PM (SRKgf)
I think most folks in most societies have had to do that to some extent. Most of us guys have to shave or trim our beards, just to mention one obvious example.
Doesn't mean not "being yourself," but it does mean paying attention to how others perceive you.
For what it is worth, I prefer light, untanned skin.
Posted by: Grey Fox at June 06, 2017 09:11 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Max Power at June 06, 2017 09:11 PM (q177U)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 09:08 PM (qES5k)
As are you.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 09:12 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June
that is not the lest bit contradictory with what I said.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 09:12 PM (cPsPa)
If that falls through, there's always the sheep-herding pig. Or Paul Bunyan's blue ox.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 09:09 PM (39g3+)
Nah, Babe the pig was kind and good-hearted.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 09:13 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 09:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 09:14 PM (qES5k)
It's one of my best qualities.
Posted by: Tickled Pink
I love to be baked.
Posted by: Gary Johnson at June 06, 2017 09:14 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 06, 2017 09:14 PM (g9A94)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 06, 2017 09:09 PM (CNHr1)
My now wife insisted on cooking when we first met.
"Hey I can cook! A bit."
But she insisted. As we both laughed later, she was interviewing for the job. As was I.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 09:14 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 06, 2017 09:14 PM (lwiT4)
When I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a man in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.
Posted by: Lt. Frank Drebin at June 06, 2017 09:15 PM (ANIFC)
Exactly. What would Frank Drebin do?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 09:16 PM (39g3+)
You know what makes women more attractive? Biochemistry. Oxytocin, the love hormone specifically. It does all sorts of interesting things to both mens and womyns.
To put in bluntly, when you, uh, bust a nut, your brain gets a strong hit of oxytocin. It plays tricks on your mind, such as making think you the female face you're looking at when you bust that nut is much more attractive that you would otherwise rate her.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2017 09:16 PM (8O3HH)
I can't wait to bake for him in person.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 09:16 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 06, 2017 09:11 PM (vRcUp)
Don't hold your breath. Bahrain is there for Saudis to go and tie one on.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 06, 2017 09:17 PM (17QyB)
I call it "jiggling the variables." Not satisfied with how something works? Try something else, and see how that works.
I recently tried drinking a couple cups of coffee right before working out, hoping to get in a better workout.
It upset my stomach, and I felt awful. Chalk that experiment up to experience. But other experiments have worked out spectacularly.
So jiggle the variables! Do things that you previously haven't done.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 09:18 PM (SRKgf)
She isn't just beautiful, she has a charisma on screen and hope she has the chance to do more. She's like a taller Greta Garbo.
Yes, I am in love.
Posted by: Joe Mack at June 06, 2017 09:18 PM (iynDC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2017 09:18 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2017 09:19 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Not Quint at June 06, 2017 09:20 PM (wNxxH)
Posted by: Max Power at June 06, 2017 09:11 PM (q177U)
****
Lolol! I'm kinda with you. These threads tend to get either repetitive or else fighty
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 09:20 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: ESPNW at June 06, 2017 09:21 PM (29QcC)
My now wife insisted on cooking when we first met.
"Hey I can cook! A bit."
But she insisted. As we both laughed later, she was interviewing for the job. As was I.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 09:14 PM (SRKgf)
I must admit I do not get this whole line of reasoning. I can cook. I don't like to, but I can.
If I meet a woman, and she says she can cook, all I can think is "that's nice, you are saying you are willing to stand in a kitchen and do work." All well and good, but she might as well tell me she is willing to scrub the toilet.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2017 09:21 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2017 09:21 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 06, 2017 09:22 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2017 09:21 PM (Pz4pT)
As i'm a good cook, the toilet scrubbing is more important, lol.
Posted by: josephistan at June 06, 2017 09:22 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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'Variables'? Is that what kids are calling them these days?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2017 09:23 PM (zEM3F)
Okay let's change the subject to something important. The Cubs need to put some runs on the board now.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 06, 2017 09:23 PM (auHtY)
For many women...cooking lets them express personality. It is a way of showing love.
When my mom cooks my Dad's meals nearly every night for almost 40 years, she isn't saying "I'm willing to do work for you," she's saying, "I love you."
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 09:23 PM (smD62)
Yes, I am in love.
Posted by: Joe Mack at June 06, 2017 09:18 PM (iynDC)
She has a quality sorely lacking in a lot of modern actresses. The only word I have for it is sultry. It is the eyes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 06, 2017 09:24 PM (ZgkX8)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 09:10 PM (cPsPa)
definition of practice is doing the same thing over and over until you achieve a different, and better, outcome.
Posted by: Hrothgar says Moar Covfefe, por favor! at June 06, 2017 09:24 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: irongrampa at June 06, 2017 09:24 PM (S/hVx)
Dont approach guys with romantic interest. Look for friends first ---- that are men. That way you get to know them without the formality of dating in a relaxed way. I think some of those friendships or at least one might turn into a romantic one.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 09:25 PM (Rsi2C)
For many women...cooking lets them express personality. It is a way of showing love.
When my mom cooks my Dad's meals nearly every night for almost 40 years, she isn't saying "I'm willing to do work for you," she's saying, "I love you."
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 09:23 PM (smD62)
5 Love Languages.... look it up... explains a WHOLE lot....
Posted by: Don Q. at June 06, 2017 09:25 PM (NgKpN)
She kills it as Wonder Woman, and she is very good in the movie.
But...I just don't think she has the range to expand to a wider audience.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 09:26 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 06, 2017 09:26 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Hrothgar says Moar Covfefe, por favor! at June
right. but in practicing you realize that you are less perfect than you wish and seek to improve.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 09:26 PM (cPsPa)
Dont approach guys with romantic interest. Look for friends first ---- that are men. That way you get to know them without the formality of dating in a relaxed way. I think some of those friendships or at least one might turn into a romantic one.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 09:25 PM (Rsi2C)
Or you risk being stuck in the friend-zone. Story of my life.
Posted by: josephistan at June 06, 2017 09:26 PM (ANIFC)
Go do that thing where other people are doing it and have fun. You will meet someone.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at June 06, 2017 09:27 PM (x3uSY)
If I meet a woman, and she says she can cook, all I can think is "that's nice, you are saying you are willing to stand in a kitchen and do work." All well and good, but she might as well tell me she is willing to scrub the toilet.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2017 09:21 PM (Pz4pT)
She didn't say she could could cook, she wanted to demonstrate it. In the event, we were implicitly working out a basis of what turned out to be our marriage, viz., how we would divide responsibilities. In our case, I'd provide for the family, she'd take care of the household.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 09:28 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jean at June 06, 2017 09:28 PM (GKOZH)
Posted by: josephistan at June
tinder
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 09:28 PM (cPsPa)
When my mom cooks my Dad's meals nearly every night for almost 40 years, she isn't saying "I'm willing to do work for you," she's saying, "I love you."
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 09:23 PM (smD62)
That was my interpretation too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 09:28 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 09:23 PM (smD62)
Exactly! I still cook most nights even though hubby insists I don't need to. He would seriously be happy eating Dinty Moore stew out of the can every night. On the other hand.. he seems to really appreciate it when I do cook. He praises everything I do. So easy to cook for! lol!
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 06, 2017 09:29 PM (CNHr1)
nice, you are saying you are willing to stand in a kitchen and do
work.' All well and good, but she might as well tell me she is willing
to scrub the toilet."
The possible spectrum of quality in cooking is vastly wider than the spectrum of quality in toilet-scrubbing.
I do both things in this household. Trust me on this.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 06, 2017 09:29 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
They all drive over the Bahrain on the weekends and whoop it up. Drink, do whatever. Away from the Purity Police in KSA.
From a funny story a young Navy guy I met on a flight a few weeks ago. He's stationed at the US Navy base in Bahrain and was on leave, flying to Guam.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 06, 2017 09:29 PM (S6Pax)
Home run Rizzo! 3-1 Cubs.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 06, 2017 09:30 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Michael Moore at June 06, 2017 09:30 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2017 09:23 PM (zEM3F)
Nah, that's me, and the way I think about it. Science nerd and all.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 09:30 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 06, 2017 09:30 PM (wfDW1)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 06, 2017 09:22 PM (CNHr1)
I like food. I eat it.
That's how I live. What I had to learn, which wasn't easy, is that food is a functional thing, and if I chase my cravings I will eat a lot of crap that not only isn't functional, but takes years off my life.
It's a simple concept, and frankly I now find it weird that people make a big deal out of cooking and making elaborate dishes.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2017 09:30 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Max Power at June 06, 2017 09:11 PM (q177U)
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Lolol! I'm kinda with you. These threads tend to get either repetitive or else fighty
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 09:20 PM (Rsi2C)
It's now officially a relationship thread, so tread carefully.
20 minutes or so until the ONT, so there's that to look forward to.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 06, 2017 09:31 PM (17QyB)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 06, 2017 09:31 PM (lwiT4)
She kills it as Wonder Woman, and she is very good in the movie.
But...I just don't think she has the range to expand to a wider audience.
Posted by: Tickled Pink
She will make more money off wonder women then all those other "wider range" movies put together. And then there are. The sequels and Batman/Superman tie ins and the toys.
Posted by: Jean at June 06, 2017 09:31 PM (GKOZH)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 06, 2017 08:57 PM (66CWr)
What's the porpoise of letting us know now?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 06, 2017 09:32 PM (auHtY)
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Wow.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 06, 2017 09:32 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 06, 2017 09:26 PM (PUmDY)
I was with a friend watching Richard Thompson play "1952 Vincent Black Lightning" and I had to literally tell him to STF up and listen. He was a biker, for crying out loud.
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 09:32 PM (sdi6R)
Anyway, calling someone a babe is inappropriate as it constitutes infant appropriation.
Posted by: ShainS at June 06, 2017 09:32 PM (ZcAbN)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at June 06, 2017 09:32 PM (w7U7L)
It's not a big deal, it's a tacit message that "I will take care of the family."
Rather like a man who protects the woman, and provides for her.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 09:32 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 06, 2017 09:32 PM (CNHr1)
You should take Colorado Alex's advice. Take 6 months and focus on yourself, fitness, Wright training, nutrition, and pick a social hobby. Read the GAINZZZ posts, and strongly consider fasting.
Why would you tell her to consider farting? Fasting? Oh, that's different.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 06, 2017 09:32 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha
It's pheromones.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 06, 2017 09:33 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 09:33 PM (cPsPa)
There is a mentally among white women under 40 that they are entitled to men for dating and sex. This devalues men and literally is another way women think and treat men like subhumans whose only purpose in life is to serve them. white women under 40 literally reinforce this to their own sons.
This is fucked up and needs to be corrected if our country is going to survive.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 06, 2017 09:33 PM (2qHjF)
I was in Dhaharan and would take the Causeway over and drink at the Hunter Lodge, if its still there. Twas a while ago.
Drunk ragheads everywhere.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2017 09:33 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 09:00 PM (39g3+)
In Vino Veritas....
I won't date a Woman long term that I have not seen drunk...
Because it DOES break down inhibitions, and you are much more likely to see the 'real' them...
Posted by: Don Q. at June 06, 2017 09:34 PM (NgKpN)
If that doesn't work, try chocolate - maybe liquor.
Duct tape - bondage might be a thing.
Or a pent house apartment with a view of the city.
An old mansion on the Hudson.
A yacht at Booth Bay
Summers on the Rivera, spring in Milan.
Posted by: Spatula City, Gift Consultants at June 06, 2017 09:34 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 06, 2017 09:34 PM (CNHr1)
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Yard work, that's my subtle way of demonstrating love. That and changing the oil in the vehicles.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2017 09:35 PM (zEM3F)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Well geez, you know all about it then.
Those people are all freaks. What a stupid place to live and work.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 06, 2017 09:35 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Hrothgar says Moar Covfefe, por favor! at June 06, 2017 09:24 PM (gwPgz)
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That is true for when you already have a method that works to achieve a desired outcome. Then you are just working to improve the quality and perhaps speed of achieving said outcome.
Vastly different than eexperimening with exactly the same methods and practices to achieve an outcome that was different than experiment #1.
Posted by: GOULD at June 06, 2017 09:36 PM (I16G8)
A LOT of my friends ended up with the first person they dated, first serious boyfriend.
More often than not actually.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 06, 2017 09:36 PM (smD62)
1) I get tired of eating my own cooking, and I get tired of eating crackers and cheese because I am too tired to cook after a long day at work. So the idea of coming home to someone who can take that particular load of my shoulders is very appealing.
2) A woman that likes cooking and is happy to do so will probably like and be happy in a traditionally feminine gender role in other areas too. That is a good thing in my book.
Posted by: Grey Fox at June 06, 2017 09:36 PM (bZ7mE)
If your date would like to try Mexican food, and you normally don't care for it, maybe a carefully selected entree at a quality restaurant will be enjoyable.
If your date is hinting that if you loved him, you would do a three way....not so much.
Be open to consider change.
As long as it is within your core values and morals.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 06, 2017 09:36 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 06, 2017 09:36 PM (PUmDY)
My suggestion. You probably wouldn't want to date the woman reporter-who her picture as sober looked attractive-from Philadelphia who just got canned.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 09:37 PM (qES5k)
"A California man was robbed of
over $200,000 worth of Star Wars memorabilia that he kept in his home.
Police say he lost everything
.
.
.
But his virginity."
Posted by: X-ray at June 06, 2017 09:37 PM (DpLWB)
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I knew a guy that gave his wife a set of tires for car for Christmas. I thought it was a hell of a fine gift. She didn't see it that way, apparently.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2017 09:37 PM (zEM3F)
I do both things in this household. Trust me on this.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 06, 2017 09:29 PM (ujwCG)
there are three 'compatibility' tests I keep track of when first dating a woman...
What are her love languages (the 5 love language test)....
Can we cook a meal together and have it be fun, not a battle....
And how well do we slow dance together....
Posted by: Don Q. at June 06, 2017 09:37 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: cornbred at June 06, 2017 09:38 PM (LW74Q)
I do both things in this household. Trust me on this.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 06, 2017 09:29 PM (ujwCG)
I... don't think that's true. I've seen some quite unscrubbed toilets that fall well below the spectrum of acceptable. When cooking fails, I can order out, or eat something else. When the terlet is growing sentient fungus, it's time to move to another state.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2017 09:38 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 09:38 PM (TwwWO)
This afternoon, I found myself longing for a woman that could.....change a tire. And replace a belt on a lawn mower.
And be hot.
Can Wonder Woman change a tire? Is that part of her superpowers?
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2017 09:38 PM (8O3HH)
As long as it is within your core values and morals.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
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If she drives a Ford, well, it's just no deal.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2017 09:38 PM (zEM3F)
way to meet a woman this side of randomly picking a woman from the truck
stop cafe."
The worst possible way to meet a woman is in the workplace.
There are slight odds that a man may encounter the love of his life among his professional colleagues. Seen that happen.
The odds are sadly a lot higher that any romantic encounter beginning in the office will end up incinerating his career and livelihood.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 06, 2017 09:39 PM (ujwCG)
"A California man was robbed of
over $200,000 worth of Star Wars memorabilia that he kept in his home.
Police say he lost everything
.
.
.
But his virginity."
Posted by: X-ray at June 06, 2017 09:37 PM (DpLWB)
Can you imagine the treatment the thief will get in prison?
"What you in for?"
"Uh, I stole a bunch of Star Wars toys."
Posted by: josephistan at June 06, 2017 09:39 PM (ANIFC)
https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/0B_lCsFSE-DTfTDNUOFhJelliQlU
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 06, 2017 09:39 PM (PUmDY)
Grand slam, two run homer, solo homer and now a two run homer.
The first Cincinnati Red that ever hit 4 home runs in a game. Ever.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 06, 2017 09:39 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 09:39 PM (tHwdc)
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 06, 2017 09:40 PM (lwiT4)
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Bad day with the lawn tractor. It started with a gasoline leak two days ago, and just kind of deteriorated after that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2017 09:40 PM (zEM3F)
That's pretty amazing, considering their extremely long history
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 09:40 PM (39g3+)
there are three 'compatibility' tests I keep track of when first dating a woman...
What are her love languages (the 5 love language test)....
Can we cook a meal together and have it be fun, not a battle....
And how well do we slow dance together....
Posted by: Don Q. at June 06, 2017 09:37 PM (NgKpN)
Egad, I hate dancing. No really. Hate.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2017 09:40 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 09:39 PM (tHwdc)
Where's willow? Shall we send out a bat signal?
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 09:40 PM (Ri/rl)
I'd also suggest ditching social media, which is nothing but a dopamine cyber crack house with free unlimited crack.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 06, 2017 09:40 PM (2qHjF)
Grand slam, two run homer, solo homer and now a two run homer.
The first Cincinnati Red that ever hit 4 home runs in a game. Ever.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 06, 2017 09:39 PM (S6Pax)
The Cubs are winning and the Cards are getting thumped. What a good night for baseball
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 06, 2017 09:41 PM (auHtY)
http://tinyurl.com/y8qtxwjd
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 09:41 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 09:41 PM (cPsPa)
Is it me, or has this thread become a bit...pungent?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Peeeeeeeeee Youuuuuuuuuuuu
Posted by: Thread smeller at June 06, 2017 09:41 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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Try jiggling the variables.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2017 09:41 PM (zEM3F)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 09:41 PM (TwwWO)
Grand slam, two run homer, solo homer and now a two run homer.
The first Cincinnati Red that ever hit 4 home runs in a game. Ever.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 06, 2017 09:39 PM (S6Pax)
Awesome. 4 HRs is rarer that hitting for the cycle.
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 09:42 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
It's sort of become a little weird.
People take this all a little too seriously.
ONT is a comin'.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 06, 2017 09:43 PM (S6Pax)
She kills it as Wonder Woman, and she is very good in the movie.
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Chris Pine also does quite well in the movie.
Personally, I'd rate it higher than a "mediocre" Marvel movie. I'd put it closer to the upper tier. It's still not all the way up there, mind you. Movies like Iron Man and Captain America are still better, imo. But I found it to be a pretty good movie. Most of my complaints had to do with the historical liberties that the writers took regarding World War I.
As for Gadot's range - if she's smart about it, then it won't prove to be much of a handicap. Keanu Reeves and Dwayne Johnson have both made very successful careers out of recognizing the kinds of scripts that they can work with, and not accepting anything else. If she can do that as well, then she can probably do well in the industry.
Plus, she's playing Wonder Woman. She should pull in a decent amount of money just from that.
Posted by: junior at June 06, 2017 09:43 PM (Q6qiA)
Can Wonder Woman change a tire? Is that part of her superpowers?
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius)
She lassos a guy and makes him do it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2017 09:43 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 09:39 PM (tHwdc)
Naw, it doesn't smell any worse than my high school gym locker
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 06, 2017 09:43 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 06, 2017 09:31 PM (lwiT4)
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My daughter is like that. She is now 20 and her boyfriend of 2 years is 28. She asked me what I thought about this, and I told her that while I was concerned about her lack of experiencing other relationships, given the men of her age today, I completely understood.
It's your life now kiddo, do what makes you happy.
Posted by: GOULD at June 06, 2017 09:43 PM (I16G8)
Egad, I hate dancing. No really. Hate.
Posted by: BurtTC
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Not me, I love to dance!
Posted by: Elaine Benes at June 06, 2017 09:43 PM (zEM3F)
Posted by: cornbred
TrigglyPuff starring as Whataburger Woman. That would be hawt.
Posted by: Michael Moore at June 06, 2017 09:43 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 09:39 PM (tHwdc)
*puts shoes back on*
*whistles nonchalantly*
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 09:44 PM (0mRoj)
Hi Y5, I've been out in that other place, without the gray boxes.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 09:44 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2017 09:44 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 09:44 PM (sdi6R)
My wife is a ginger--she captured my soul 51 years ago and I've taken pains to ensure she kept it.
Always maintained that I got the better of the deal.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 06, 2017 09:44 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2017 09:40 PM (Pz4pT)
Been divorced for 23 years ago... TODAY! (Judge had a sense of humor, saw I was a in the Navy, and even though it was a couple days late, made the divorce final on D Day...)...
I've very seldom not been in a relationship since then.... not had a Lady.... although I've never felt the need to make it permanent...
So Dating? its an art... one you CAN learn... but YOU have to be in the driver seat, not them... you have to be the one choosing... not them...
Women can smell desperation a mile away, and will run from it....
You don't have to be an asshole... but you do have to be willing to walk away...
Posted by: Don Q. at June 06, 2017 09:44 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 06, 2017 09:44 PM (J+eG2)
Ah. I have been misinterpreted. I'll assume this was due to inclarity on my part. Let me extend and elaborate upon my earlier remarks.
It's not that unscrubbed toilets are okay. It's that scrubbed toilets have a ceiling function on how good they can be.
There have been fairly few instances in my life (like, zero) when I've stopped and said, "God! This is the most amazingly well cleaned toilet I've ever seen! This is genius! My life has been changed for the better simply for having seen this!"
As long as it's decently clean, that's just fine, and brillant extensive efforts beyond that point are largely wasted.
Whereas I have been prepared and served some utterly astonishing meals that my entire life would have been the poorer for had I not eaten and enjoyed them. Food preparation has substantially more potential upside to it.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 06, 2017 09:45 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Joss Whedon at June 06, 2017 09:45 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 09:45 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June
well, the next time you leave let me know so I do not look like a jerk holding your bar stool.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 09:45 PM (cPsPa)
Also taking the time to abstain from sex and other stuff that our
hypersexualized culture has inflicted on both men and women has positive
effects. You will regain the ability to pair bond.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 06, 2017 09:40 PM (2qHjF)
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Or you'll just celebrate another year of marriage. TomaTOE, toMAHtoe
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But Leave a Message and He'll Call You Back at June 06, 2017 09:46 PM (B6Pbd)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
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Strong, principles. Gotta stand by 'em.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2017 09:46 PM (zEM3F)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 06, 2017 09:46 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: rickl
Scooter is not that big a guy. The Brewers waived him last Spring, and the Reds picked him up on waivers.
He's been playing part time; second base (his normal position), third base, right field, and playing left field tonight because the Reds regular left fielder, Adam Duvall, was getting the night off.
4 home runs and he also drove in 10 runs.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 06, 2017 09:46 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 06, 2017 09:47 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 09:47 PM (TwwWO)
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I like Facebook because I like seeing the photos from my friends' latest trips to distant places.
I don't like Facebook because more and more I see stupid stuff like "What do you think Trump's horcruxes are!?"
Plus, Facebook seems to be deluging my news feed with more and more ads.
Posted by: junior at June 06, 2017 09:47 PM (Q6qiA)
But...I just don't think she has the range to expand to a wider audience.
That's fine. Nobody expected or wanted Groucho Marx to do Shakespeare. There's nothing wrong with someone finding what they do well and sticking with it. I can't stand the need of some actors thinking they need to do other roles to be taken seriously or fulfill some dream of being Alec Guiness. I'm looking at you, Jim Carrey, Robin Williams, etc etc. Stick to what you're good at and people like. Its your job.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2017 09:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2017 09:48 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 06, 2017 09:48 PM (2qHjF)
What if they're heroin addicts? Wouldn't they put up with desperate if they need a fix?
Posted by: Michael Moore at June 06, 2017 09:48 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2017 09:48 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 06, 2017 09:48 PM (J+eG2)
Old, old family "legend":
Farmer Levi gets married, not knowing his future wife can't cook worth a darn.
First breakfast after they got married, she burns the toast almost to charcoal.
She says to Levi, "I hope you like the toast!"
Levi, being a gentleman of the old school and not wanting to hurt his new bride's feelings, says "My dear, that toast is just the way Levi likes it!"
Levi ate burned toast for the next 40 years, but they were good years!
Posted by: Hrothgar says Moar Covfefe, por favor! at June 06, 2017 09:49 PM (gwPgz)
By the way, I haven't earned a spanking. Yet.
Working on it though
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 09:50 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at June 06, 2017 09:50 PM (rUc9h)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 06, 2017 09:51 PM (B6Pbd)
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Carrey *was* pretty good in 'The Truman Show'. So he does have potential to move beyond his range.
I don't know if he's had any other serious roles that were successful, though.
Posted by: junior at June 06, 2017 09:51 PM (Q6qiA)
Posted by: josephistan at June 06, 2017 09:51 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: junior at June 06, 2017 09:47 PM (Q6qiA)
If you're not a paying customer, you're the product!
Posted by: Hrothgar says Moar Covfefe, por favor! at June 06, 2017 09:51 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: torquewrench at June 06, 2017 09:45 PM (ujwCG)
I understood what you meant, what I'm saying though is, the best meal I ever had prepared for me, wasn't that important to me. It served a purpose. I like good food, I really do! I just don't think it's all that important. And a bad meal can be overcome, rather easily, even if the solution is just not eating.
So yeah, a clean toilet can only be so clean, but so can a good meal only be a momentary pleasure. A mere blip. But a bad toilet... I have seen a few, and I remember them. Oh yes I do.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2017 09:51 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Hrothgar says Moar Covfefe, por favor! at June 06, 2017 09:49 PM (gwPgz)
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Substitute "Rev" for "Levi" and that's our life! LOL
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 06, 2017 09:52 PM (lwiT4)
Bob Horner.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 06, 2017 09:48 PM (2qHjF)
Looks like this is the 15th time it's been done in the major leagues since Lou Gehrig first did it in 1932.
http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/MISC/XOP.htm
(scroll down a bit)
There have been 23 perfect games, more than half of them since 1981.
http://www.retrosheet.org/perfect.htm
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 09:53 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Max Power at June 06, 2017 09:53 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 06, 2017 09:54 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 06, 2017 09:54 PM (IDPbH)
Yeah, I don't know what I'm doing wrong, but my sandwiches suck. I've tried everything I can think of. A sandwich in a restaurant is infinitely better.
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 10:00 PM (sdi6R)
Bob Horner.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 06, 2017 09:48 PM
Solo homers. 4 of em. And the Braves still lost the game.
Posted by: cornbred at June 06, 2017 10:01 PM (LW74Q)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 06, 2017 10:02 PM (3hIZX)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 06, 2017 10:04 PM (3hIZX)
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 06, 2017 10:10 PM (g9A94)
Posted by: KauaiGoneGin at June 06, 2017 10:34 PM (Axg8n)
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Why the fuck would Ace ever link them again?
Posted by: Mega at June 06, 2017 10:37 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: Hedy at June 06, 2017 11:28 PM (mmU7u)
Posted by: Lawrence Larson at June 06, 2017 11:44 PM (d/r2I)
"Grand slam, two run homer, solo homer and now a two run homer."
I wonder if anybody has every hit 4 homers like this?
-- Solo
-- Two run
-- Three run
-- Grand slam
Who out there has the best baseball database?
Posted by: Lawrence Larson at June 06, 2017 11:51 PM (d/r2I)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 07, 2017 12:02 AM (MZcWR)
Posted by: Douglucy at June 07, 2017 12:08 AM (gBNW4)
Posted by: Douglucy at June 07, 2017 12:12 AM (gBNW4)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 07, 2017 12:51 AM (3YxFh)
Posted by: bjmugggs at June 07, 2017 02:30 AM (e44Qj)
It's NOT an SJW festival.
Posted by: DrGreatCham at June 07, 2017 10:09 AM (pjPM9)
1) Gal Gadot was great in the part. She was perfectly cast.
2) Chris Pine was given some stiff dialogue, but despite that, he pulled off playing the part of a guy who deserved WW's love even while constantly acknowledging her superior demi-god power.
3) Despite #1 and #2, the movie was not as good as most of the Marvel ones. The dialogue wasn't as snappy, and the plot meandered a bit in the middle. I started to get bored. Also, I think we were supposed to care about the secondary characters, but I didn't.
4) My 13-year-old-son thought it was incredibly lame.
Posted by: Scout at June 07, 2017 10:44 AM (ukad2)
Posted by: Scout at June 07, 2017 10:48 AM (ukad2)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 07, 2017 11:21 AM (fqLxW)
No.
I shall call her Men's Sex Objectified Fantasy Woman.
Help, Men's Sex Objectified Fantasy Woman! I'm being held at gunpoint and bats by the evil Dr. Mommy-Issues Sissified Cuck and his unicorn snowflake gang from Evergreen College!
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AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)