Baby Monsters Update: Twiddiots Who've Been Blocked By Trump for Abuse Now... Suing to Force Him to See Their Twidiotic Tweets

President Donald Trump may be the nation's tweeter-in-chief, but some Twitter users say he's violating the First Amendment by blocking people from his feed after they posted scornful comments.
Lawyers for two Twitter users sent the White House a letter Tuesday demanding they be un-blocked from the Republican president's @realDonaldTrump account....

Twitter allows its users to block specific accounts, meaning the targets can't see or interact with their tweets as long as they are signed in.
Trump's @realDonaldTrump account recently blocked a number of accounts that replied to his tweets with commentary that criticized, mocked or disagreed with his actions.

If this is true, then a lot of the media which has blocked conservatives for criticizing them is equally compelled to unblock us, because they are also players in the National Dialogue, and they are "violating our constitutional rights" or something.

Below, two funny videos. First, the prog twidiots, as they imagine their heroic but impotent lives.

Second, the prog twidiots, and their wrenching emotional damage from finding out they've been blocked by Trump. Both worth watching.

A Day In The Life Of A Verified Liberal™ pic.twitter.com/TJtd1LSy04
— The Swog Blog (@TheSwogBlog) February 17, 2017

Verified Liberal™ Gets Blocked By Donald Trump pic.twitter.com/DUo5Dmyaf1
— The Swog Blog (@TheSwogBlog) June 5, 2017

Posted by: Ace at 06:18 PM

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1

The circus tent gets bigger.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 06, 2017 06:10 PM (fceHP)

2

But the broadcast media can have a total, across the board blackout.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 06, 2017 06:11 PM (fceHP)

3 You can't make this shit up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 06, 2017 06:11 PM (kTF2Z)

4

LOL, his favorite shirt is a T-Shirt.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 06, 2017 06:12 PM (fceHP)

5 Look at my tweet, Dad!!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 06, 2017 06:12 PM (kTF2Z)

6 They want us to listen to them, but they don't want to listen to us.

Ace's analogy to this being a failed married keep coming true.

Posted by: William Eaton at June 06, 2017 06:14 PM (MuTTO)

7 Looks like it's just you and me, Artisinal 'Ette. How YOU doin?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 06, 2017 06:14 PM (kTF2Z)

8 So much sand in the v

Posted by: wooga at June 06, 2017 06:14 PM (IK4OG)

9 Which cob was it that coined "What a stupid time to be alive"?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at June 06, 2017 06:15 PM (phoPy)

10 OH MY GOD HITLER DID THE SAME THING!!!

although I'm not sure it was Twitter, it might have been Twittler.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 06:15 PM (ILitO)

11 Okay, the video is a joke. Has to be.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2017 06:15 PM (PY9jH)

12 yes, they must be heard on Trump's twitter ...
heck ... they should demand he let them in the oval office.

Deep State demands Trump's phone chats with world leaders be published.
Comey demands Hillary get away with all her crimes
Black male sprinter demands to get women's title

whole lotta entitlement going around ... it's an epidemic

Posted by: illiniwek at June 06, 2017 06:16 PM (DDZxc)

13 The government needs to start distributing binkies and blankets so these people put down their phones and take naps.

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at June 06, 2017 06:16 PM (puaEQ)

14 Ooh, this mean we can all sue Li'l Chucky Small Balls?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 06, 2017 06:17 PM (6FqZa)

15 Well, what am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I'm not gonna be ignored, Dan!

Posted by: Another Bunny Boiler at June 06, 2017 06:17 PM (+7/1f)

16 I so need to do some research and invest in pharma stocks. Heavily.

These people are batsh*t crazy, and soon, you're going to be required to take meds when you walk into work. To make sure you don't snap on the job.

/a medicated workplace is a happy workplace!

Posted by: shibumi at June 06, 2017 06:17 PM (aT+Bx)

17 WAT?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 06, 2017 06:18 PM (wB8Tg)

18 *facepalm*

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 06, 2017 06:18 PM (LTHVh)

19 Goebbels once blocked Goering's twitter account because he spent too much time tweeting about apfel strudel

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 06:18 PM (ILitO)

20 Hey, we're just not that into you. Have a crayon.

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2017 06:19 PM (EgOr3)

21 I have a strange suspicion that the actresses aren't reading my posts in the brazzers comments section.

I'm going to sue.

Posted by: Hate has no home here but he knows where we keep the spare key and the code to the alarm at June 06, 2017 06:19 PM (fD1ST)

22 I'm sure Donny Two Scoops will get right on that.

Posted by: I had a name, but I forgot at June 06, 2017 06:19 PM (5d2MG)

23 Deep State demands Trump's phone chats with world leaders be published.
Comey demands Hillary get away with all her crimes
Black male sprinter demands to get women's title

whole lotta entitlement going around ... it's an epidemic
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There's an episode of The King of Queens where they send the Father to the psychiatrist to stop yelling. It makes him unhappy.

Then they said the wife to the psychiatrist to stop yelling and it makes her unhappy.

Finally, the guy, Doug, the only normal one, ends up taking meds so that he can tolerate the other two, who won't stop yelling.

/we. are. Doug.

Posted by: shibumi at June 06, 2017 06:19 PM (aT+Bx)

24 Hey, we're just not that into you. Have a crayon.

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2017 06:19 PM (EgOr3)

"No thanks, been hitting the wax a little hard lately." - Swirly McSeriousJournalism

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 06, 2017 06:20 PM (wB8Tg)

25 I specifically expel explosive diarrhea in their direct direction.

Pro tip: Explosive diarrhea is not funny. In fact, it is wet and runny.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 06, 2017 06:20 PM (npdX6)

26 Keith Olbermann had the most followers on twatter until his mom blocked him.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 06:20 PM (ILitO)

27 26
Keith Olbermann had the most followers on twatter until his mom blocked him.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 06:20 PM (ILitO)
LOL!!!

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2017 06:21 PM (EgOr3)

28 And is that how the first amendment works? I HAVE to listen to you?

F*ck yeah. The KKK is gonna totes love that.

Posted by: Hate has no home here but he knows where we keep the spare key and the code to the alarm at June 06, 2017 06:21 PM (fD1ST)

29 Does this mean Bl@zer can come back?

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2017 06:21 PM (CfVU4)

30 Delightful !

Keep digging !

Woohoo !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 06, 2017 06:21 PM (yV8pG)

31 I specifically expel explosive diarrhea in their direct direction.

Pro tip: Explosive diarrhea is not funny. In fact, it is wet and runny.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unseriou
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Yes, I know!

Posted by: Hillary the Inevitable at June 06, 2017 06:22 PM (aT+Bx)

32 When people refuse to play along with their Alinsky Bullshit, they try to get the courts to force them to stand there and be bullied.

Great job, you rotting cuntrags.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 06, 2017 06:22 PM (Vevy5)

33 14 Ooh, this mean we can all sue Li'l Chucky Small Balls?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 06, 2017 06:17 PM (6FqZa)

Ha, ha I have no balls!

Posted by: Little Chuckie no balls at June 06, 2017 06:23 PM (Bqh5L)

34 but, he's not their president...so......

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at June 06, 2017 06:23 PM (0O7c5)

35 the king of the little putzes, Robert Reich, actually wrote that Trump's refusing to give interviews to some members of the lollipop guild's MSM might be an impeachable offense as a violation of the First Amendment.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 06:23 PM (ILitO)

36 That's a ... novel read on the 1st amendment.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 06:23 PM (wmaTe)

37 OH MY GOD HITLER DID THE SAME THING!!!

although I'm not sure it was Twitter, it might have been Twittler.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach

Thank you for mentioning the one testicled freak show. I just got willowed...

The one takeaway for me from pre-second world war Germany is that the people -- at a certain point in time -- lost control of the government. Hitler never won an election with anything approaching 50 percent.

We've lost control of our government. Which is why Trump is such an immense threat to those who feel (perhaps rightfully so) that they have such complete control and wish to block his every move.

We're teetering on the edge of the abyss, and the abyss isn't just staring back at us, it's giving us the middle finger.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 06, 2017 06:23 PM (HTdUD)

38 "Yes, I know!

Posted by: Hillary the Inevitable at June 06, 2017 06:22 PM (aT+Bx)"
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I am pretty sure Hillary's sharts are big, been eating a lot of steak and cheese turds. No liquida.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 06, 2017 06:23 PM (npdX6)

39 What would we ever do without twitter?

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2017 06:24 PM (BO/km)

40 YOU MUST LISTEN TO THE STAMPING OF MY LITTLE TINY FEET!!!!

Posted by: Twitter Lib at June 06, 2017 06:24 PM (oVJmc)

41 So we have a crisis in Syria, Isis going around killing people and idiot libs are getting their knickers in a twist over this?

Posted by: IC at June 06, 2017 06:24 PM (a0IVu)

42
The First Amendment guarantees me a free soap box and a captive audience!!

Posted by: Libzz at June 06, 2017 06:24 PM (IqV8l)

43 the king of the little putzes, Robert Reich,
actually wrote that Trump's refusing to give interviews to some members
of the lollipop guild's MSM might be an impeachable offense as a
violation of the First Amendment.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 06:23 PM (ILitO)
Does he still need a stepladder to speak directly into the mic?

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2017 06:25 PM (EgOr3)

44 Lawyers for two Twitter users sent the White House a letter Tuesday demanding they be un-blocked from the Republican president's @realDonaldTrump account....

Fine. Let's see how many hours these libs are ready to be billed for.

Posted by: Twitter Lib at June 06, 2017 06:25 PM (oVJmc)

45 Seriously??? The President of the United States can't block people on his own Twitter account?

WHERE IN ARTICLE II OF THE U.S. CONSTITUTION, OR ANYWHERE IN THE BILL OF RIGHTS DOES IT SAY THAT DONALD TRUMP HAS TO LET YOU READ AND COMMENT ON HIS TWITS???

Posted by: SFGoth at June 06, 2017 06:25 PM (dZ756)

46 Sessions to resign?

Posted by: phineas gage at June 06, 2017 06:25 PM (XsVWn)

47 that had to be a parody....or is life a big parody now?

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at June 06, 2017 06:26 PM (0O7c5)

48 35 the king of the little putzes, Robert Reich, actually wrote that Trump's refusing to give interviews to some members of the lollipop guild's MSM might be an impeachable offense as a violation of the First Amendment.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 06:23 PM (ILitO)

Remember, these are the same people who want it to be a crime to NOT let Muslim Jihadists kill you.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 06, 2017 06:26 PM (Vevy5)

49 O/T - Love the donut post from this morning, Ace. I'm a fan of the apple fritter, myself.

As usual, you describes your selected array with terms only you would choose, and they made me LOL. You really have a gift. "A gang-bang for your face"?

But you know that, of course.

FYI I like jelly donuts, because I can stick my tongue in the hole and extract the goodness. But lemon is preferred. I like those lemon ones long and dusted lightly with powdered sugar. You know it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 06:26 PM (tHwdc)

50 What the actual fuck?

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2017 06:26 PM (EgOr3)

51 Fourth: The 1st Amendment also bars "abridging the freedom of
the press." But Trump's labeling the press "the enemy of the people," and
choosing who he invites to news conferences based on whether they've given him
favorable coverage, violates this provision.

http://robertreich.org/post/159255024465

[I'll bet some of you thought I was kidding.]

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 06:27 PM (ILitO)

52 So we have a crisis in Syria, Isis going around killing people and idiot libs are getting their knickers in a twist over this?
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And Saudi Arabia and its buddies have imposed a blockade on Qatar, alongside a 24 hour ultimatum to cut all ties with and support for the muslim brotherhood or else.

Posted by: Methos, warming again to Trump (the Ryan congress, not so much) at June 06, 2017 06:27 PM (3Liv/)

53 I'm sort of okay having this conversation.

I doubt Princess Chelsea allows any of daddy's rape victims to post on her wall (or whatever it is).

Same with global warming. Popular science, you're going to need to open that comment section back up. Because it's the f*cking law, that's why.

Posted by: Hate has no home here but he knows where we keep the spare key and the code to the alarm at June 06, 2017 06:27 PM (fD1ST)

54
We're teetering on the edge of the abyss, and the abyss isn't just staring back at us, it's giving us the middle finger.

United States of America......

COME ON DOWN!!!

Posted by: The abyss at June 06, 2017 06:27 PM (IqV8l)

55 Sessions to resign?

Bullshit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 06:27 PM (oVJmc)

56 This is more proof that the human race, the european and American part have been far too successful.

50 years ago these imbeciles would have been carried off by coyotes. Now we have to listen to their low IQ/crazy demands. Could be the human race needs a good flushing.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 06, 2017 06:27 PM (npdX6)

57 Sorry, was referring to Sessions and the new red hair-on-fire at Drudge.

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2017 06:27 PM (EgOr3)

58 Breaking NEWS!

Twitter users demand replacement of the Star Spangled Banner with an anthem reflecting the progressive diversity that is the dream of every Real American.

LINK: https://youtu.be/1D5Sa2Yq-2g

Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 06:27 PM (Pqytn)

59 [i[Sessions to resign?

Posted by: phineas gage

1 easy step to get clicks at ABC news.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 06, 2017 06:28 PM (HTdUD)

60 the king of the little putzes, Robert Reich, actually wrote that Trump's refusing to give interviews to some members of the lollipop guild's MSM might be an impeachable offense as a violation of the First Amendment.

Say what you will but he was great in Watchmen.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 06, 2017 06:28 PM (LTHVh)

61 It's only a ~~fleshwound~~ TwitterBlock. Have at you!

Posted by: Baby Monster Tweeters at June 06, 2017 06:28 PM (JO9+V)

62 Seriously??? The President of the United States can't block people on his own Twitter account?

WHERE IN ARTICLE II OF THE U.S. CONSTITUTION, OR ANYWHERE IN THE BILL OF RIGHTS DOES IT SAY THAT DONALD TRUMP HAS TO LET YOU READ AND COMMENT ON HIS TWITS???
Posted by: SFGoth at June 06, 2017 06:25 PM (dZ756)

Well, these idiots have no idea how to think about consequences of their actions, and it doesn't dawn on them that if Trump has to see their tweets they have to let me come over to their house and blast opera over their stereo at full volume whether they like it or not.

After all, as the great American philosopher Trigglypuff once said, 'MUH FREE SPEECH!!"

Posted by: TheLowerDepths at June 06, 2017 06:28 PM (1WTGm)

63 Only white supremacists block people on Twitter, just like they trying to persecute Bill Cosby when only lying white women have lied about him.

Posted by: Tariq Nasheed Anti Racist Strategist at June 06, 2017 06:28 PM (phoPy)

64 46 Sessions to resign?
Posted by: phineas gage at June 06, 2017 06:25 PM (XsVWn)

:shrug: I doubt it.

But frankly, I was kind of pissed when Trump put a political person in the AG role.

AG should be conservative / libertarian type who is not a former politician and isn't playing the politics game. If you can find such a lawyer, of course.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 06:28 PM (wmaTe)

65 Seriously??? The President of the United States can't block people on his own Twitter account?
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If POTUS can't, can, say, the federal judge hearing the case?

And why?

Posted by: Methos, warming again to Trump (the Ryan congress, not so much) at June 06, 2017 06:29 PM (3Liv/)

66 "FYI I like jelly donuts, because I can stick my
tongue in the hole and extract the goodness. But lemon is preferred. I
like those lemon ones long and dusted lightly with powdered sugar. You
know it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 06:26 PM (tHwdc)"
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Would you like to go out some time?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 06, 2017 06:29 PM (npdX6)

67 why do they have a constitutional right to be on his personal twitter account? maybe on the potus account.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 06:30 PM (cPsPa)

68 I hope they bleg George Soros for financing this serious endeavor so he can flush another pile of cash down the toilet.

#StillNotTiredOfWinning

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 06, 2017 06:30 PM (H8S+R)

69 Would you like to go out some time?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 06, 2017 06:29 PM (npdX6)

Are you supplying the donuts?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 06:30 PM (tHwdc)

70 Attempting to come up with insightful comment.

I got nuthin'. Would that twits could garner such restraint.

*Preens. Bows. Exits.*

Posted by: Rosasharn at June 06, 2017 06:30 PM (PzBTm)

71 FYI I like jelly donuts, because I can stick my tongue in the hole and extract the goodness.
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Nah, too easy.

Posted by: Methos, warming again to Trump (the Ryan congress, not so much) at June 06, 2017 06:31 PM (3Liv/)

72 Reich stole the show in Time Bandits.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2017 06:31 PM (89T5c)

73 Are you supplying the donuts?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 06:30 PM (tHwdc)
lol, way to play hard to get, Miley!!! :-)

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2017 06:31 PM (EgOr3)

74 35 the king of the little putzes, Robert Reich, actually wrote that Trump's refusing to give interviews to some members of the lollipop guild's MSM might be an impeachable offense as a violation of the First Amendment.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 06:23 PM (ILitO)

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

Posted by: James Madison at June 06, 2017 06:31 PM (sdi6R)

75 FYI I like jelly donuts, because I can stick my
tongue in the hole and extract the goodness. But lemon is preferred. I
like those lemon ones long and dusted lightly with powdered sugar. You
know it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 06:26 PM (tHwdc)

Most provocative!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 06, 2017 06:31 PM (JO9+V)

76 "Are you supplying the donuts?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 06:30 PM (tHwdc)"
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My friend says whatever you want.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 06, 2017 06:31 PM (npdX6)

77 Nah, too easy.

Posted by: Methos, warming again to Trump (the Ryan congress, not so much) at June 06, 2017 06:31 PM (3Liv/)

I think you'll find me a challenge

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 06:31 PM (tHwdc)

78
But frankly, I was kind of pissed when Trump put a political person in the AG role.

Who immediately recused himself.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2017 06:32 PM (IqV8l)

79 I ONCE WROTE A LETTER TO PRESIDENT TRUMP AND HE NEVER REPLIED! MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS MEAN NOTHING ANYMORE! I AM A RESISTOR! (47 ohms and counting)

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 06:32 PM (ILitO)

80 lol, way to play hard to get, Miley!!! :-)

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2017 06:31 PM (EgOr3)

I'm very high-maintenance. A cheap date, however - wait, how much do donuts cost nowadays? Lemon-filled?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 06:32 PM (tHwdc)

81 The Trump effect on some of my childlike fellow Americans (spit) gives me an unending source of glee.

*rubs hands together*

Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2017 06:32 PM (tr2D7)

82 Baby Monsters Update: Twiddiots Who've Been Blocked By Trump for Abuse Now... Suing to Force Him to See Their Twidiotic Tweets

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

It may be idiotic twittery-twattery, but you have the right to have government officials deal with your bitching and whining.

Posted by: The Kvetching Hat at June 06, 2017 06:32 PM (vBeA5)

83 Self awareness is not alive in these guys, huh.

Ridicule is our strongest weapon per Saul Alinsky. We read your book.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 06, 2017 06:32 PM (2RNmR)

84 "FYI I like jelly donuts, because I can stick my
tongue in the hole and extract the goodness. But lemon is preferred. I
like those lemon ones long and dusted lightly with powdered sugar. You
know it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June

that was a branding mistake.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 06:33 PM (cPsPa)

85 My friend says whatever you want.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 06, 2017 06:31 PM (npdX6)

Your friend knows good value.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 06:33 PM (tHwdc)

86 I ONCE WROTE A LETTER TO PRESIDENT TRUMP AND HE NEVER REPLIED! MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS MEAN NOTHING ANYMORE! I AM A RESISTOR! (47 ohms and counting)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 06:32 PM (ILitO)

Send a picture of the letter to Chelsea Clinton and she'll totes put it up on her "bold" and "brave" twitter account!

Posted by: TheLowerDepths at June 06, 2017 06:34 PM (1WTGm)

87 Reich stole the show in Time Bandits.
=============

Damn straight. A convincing performance as the Toaster Oven.

Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 06:34 PM (Pqytn)

88 Here comes the pitch from Miley. It's a hanging curve ba

Whack

That one got out of here in a hurry! Anything traveling that far that fast ought to have a stewardess on it!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 06, 2017 06:34 PM (kTF2Z)

89 Completely absurd. But I'm starting to worry that the progressives have bred a group of people who really, really want Jodie Foster to notice their tweets.

If you catch my meaning.

Posted by: GalosGann at June 06, 2017 06:34 PM (md1b/)

90 I love jelly donuts (hangs head in shame) but I wouldn't even lick a lemon one. Gotta be the red goo.

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2017 06:34 PM (EgOr3)

91 that was a branding mistake.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 06:33 PM (cPsPa)

Scorned was the one who ran.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 06:35 PM (tHwdc)

92 @15 - that movie is 30 years old this year.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 06, 2017 06:35 PM (nILVB)

93 "Your friend knows good value.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 06:33 PM (tHwdc)"
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Not really but he knows what he wants.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 06, 2017 06:35 PM (npdX6)

94 I'm not watching liberals today but it's always nice to know they are in agony.

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 06, 2017 06:35 PM (3myMJ)

95 don't forget, these are the same kind of experts on the Constitution who think than the 2nd Amendment only protects your right to own the kind of guns that the 18th century colonists had.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 06:35 PM (ILitO)

96 Self awareness is not alive in these guys, huh.

Ridicule is our strongest weapon per Saul Alinsky. We read your book.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 06, 2017 06:32 PM (2RNmR)

"Saul, you magnificent bastard, I read your BOOK!!!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dObTXYa-_n4

Posted by: TheLowerDepths at June 06, 2017 06:35 PM (1WTGm)

97 Yeah, have you ever had one of those days when you're engaged in your normal routine, - morning covfefe, morning constitutional, morning dump? And at the end of your sacrifice to and celebration of gastrointestinal regularity you get feces on your booger-hooks? Yeah, it's never happened to me.

Posted by: Fritz at June 06, 2017 06:36 PM (TNQMS)

98 Robert Reich and AtC played some pickup basketball and AtC stuffed every shot he took.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 06, 2017 06:36 PM (2RNmR)

99 Baby Monsters, indeed. And here I thought all along Baby Monster actually meant that creature in It's Alive. These losers make that thing look like the Ivory Snow baby. Immature turds.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 06, 2017 06:36 PM (mQ0Mc)

100 Krauthammer got a big smile on his face when Bret Baier told him his gas tax idea is being circulated in Washington. It is a one dollar a gallon additional federal gas tax.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2017 06:36 PM (IqV8l)

101 More than once Bannon was said to be getting fired, or was going to quit.

I won't believe anything about Sessions until it actually happens.

Posted by: Another Bunny Boiler at June 06, 2017 06:36 PM (+7/1f)

102 Stuff like this used to be funny. Now? Its happening on a daily basis. The humor fades and now its like reading about how a church social will be on Wednesday night at 7, bring jello salad. The Madness is now mainstream and it doesn't bother me anymore.

That is a problem, I suspect.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 06, 2017 06:36 PM (pY+s4)

103 How friggin delusional are these people?

Posted by: Hamilton at June 06, 2017 06:37 PM (sCjDS)

104 re 90: over here...

Posted by: kathy griffin at June 06, 2017 06:37 PM (ILitO)

105 "Here comes the pitch from Miley. It's a hanging curve ba"

For Entertainment Purposes Only.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 06:37 PM (tHwdc)

106 It may be idiotic twittery-twattery, but you have the right to have government officials deal with your bitching and whining.
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Not on a private platform like twitter. As we have found time and again.

Posted by: Methos, warming again to Trump (the Ryan congress, not so much) at June 06, 2017 06:37 PM (3Liv/)

107 Does he still need a stepladder to speak directly into the mic?

I'll have you know that Reich stands on the shoulders of GIANTS!!

Posted by: Krugtron the Invincible!! at June 06, 2017 06:37 PM (6FqZa)

108 Twitter access is a tax!

Posted by: John Roberts at June 06, 2017 06:37 PM (npdX6)

109 101
More than once Bannon was said to be getting fired, or was going to quit.

I won't believe anything about Sessions until it actually happens.

Posted by: Another Bunny Boiler at June 06, 2017 06:36 PM (+7/1f)
Total horseshit. Guaranteed.

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2017 06:37 PM (EgOr3)

110 Hey, who sucked all the jelly out of my donuts!!???

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 06:38 PM (oVJmc)

111
I love jelly donuts (hangs head in shame) but I wouldn't even lick a lemon one. Gotta be the red goo.

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2017 06:34 PM (EgOr3)

NO need for shame, Peaches. Red goo is also good. Like, for instance, cherry pie.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 06:38 PM (tHwdc)

112 51 Fourth: The 1st Amendment also bars "abridging the freedom of
the press." But Trump's labeling the press "the enemy of the people," and
choosing who he invites to news conferences based on whether they've given him
favorable coverage, violates this provision.

http://robertreich.org/post/159255024465

[I'll bet some of you thought I was kidding.]
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 06:27 PM (ILitO)

Nothing the Thousand Millimeter Reich has to say would surprise me.

Posted by: josephistan at June 06, 2017 06:38 PM (ANIFC)

113 110
Hey, who sucked all the jelly out of my donuts!!???

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 06:38 PM (oVJmc)
That would be Miley.

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2017 06:38 PM (EgOr3)

114 Do these libtards understand how gay they come across? It's almost like they don't even care!

Posted by: Weasel at June 06, 2017 06:38 PM (Sfs6o)

115 Not really but he knows what he wants.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 06, 2017 06:35 PM (npdX6)

He's a man, isn't he?
Yeah, baby!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 06:38 PM (tHwdc)

116 These are toddlers who got older without growing up.

"Can I tell you something?! Can I tell you something?! Can I tell you something can I tell you somethingcanitellyousomething."

Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at June 06, 2017 06:38 PM (wYmv9)

117 I once tried to buy a garden gnome that looked like Robert Reich but the clerk said no one made them that short.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 06:39 PM (ILitO)

118
I'm not watching liberals today but it's always nice to know they are in agony.

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 06, 2017 06:35 PM (3myMJ)

When liberals are in agony, it's a good day.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 06:39 PM (tHwdc)

119 Blueberry. Blueberry donuts.

Posted by: Weasel at June 06, 2017 06:39 PM (Sfs6o)

120 This is perfect time to break out a good Hank Hill quote: 'just when I think you've said the most stupid thing possible, you just keep on talking. '

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 06:39 PM (TwwWO)

121 Hey, who sucked all the jelly out of my donuts!!???

Oh, my.

Posted by: George Takei at June 06, 2017 06:39 PM (6FqZa)

122 Hilary's senior thesis was on Alinsky. A quick 50 years later she is flipped by Pepe the frog.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 06, 2017 06:40 PM (VdICR)

123 He's a man, isn't he?
Yeah, baby!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 06:38 PM (tHwdc)

----------
Actually a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 06, 2017 06:40 PM (npdX6)

124 "Krauthammer got a big smile on his face when Bret Baier told him his gas tax idea is being circulated in Washington. It is a one dollar a gallon additional federal gas tax."

Helps the poor and lower income serfs?

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 06, 2017 06:40 PM (3myMJ)

125 Hey, who sucked all the jelly out of my donuts!!???

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 06:38 PM (oVJmc)
That would be Miley.

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2017 06:38 PM (EgOr3)

I leave them empty shells of their former selves.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 06:41 PM (tHwdc)

126 You Grace, if he mistreats you in any way, please let my firm of White-Knight Anachronisms know.

We will insist you are being treated right.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2017 06:41 PM (u82oZ)

127 Blueberry. Blueberry donuts.

Posted by: Weasel at June 06, 2017 06:39 PM (Sfs6o)

Blueberry syrup on blueberry pancakes, when you're starving.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 06:42 PM (tHwdc)

128 It may be idiotic twittery-twattery, but you have the right to have government officials deal with your bitching and whining.

Posted by: The Kvetching Hat at June 06, 2017 06:32 PM (vBeA5) fnord (vBeA5)

On Twitter.

Says so in the Good & Plenty Clause.

I wonder if this is some variant on the "Drive Palin From Office" gambit where they tied her up three weeks out of four with "ethics" complaints she was required to respond to, until it was impossible to do her job.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 06, 2017 06:42 PM (wB8Tg)

129 I bet they were wearing Romphims while tweeting.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 06, 2017 06:43 PM (l4aLi)

130 re 122: and Monica's thesis was on Presidential Standing.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 06:43 PM (ILitO)

131 You Grace, if he mistreats you in any way, please let my firm of White-Knight Anachronisms know.

We will insist you are being treated right.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2017 06:41 PM (u82oZ)

Salty, you are my hero!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 06:43 PM (tHwdc)

132 The lawyers involved wrote letters, rather than filing motions with a court, because writing frivolous letters doesn't carry the risk of getting sanctioned by a judge. God bless 'em if they find a way to bill the hell out of their idiot clients, though.

Posted by: PabloD at June 06, 2017 06:43 PM (F1m5e)

133 Trump should countersue demanding they prove they're not homosexuals.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 06, 2017 06:43 PM (4ErVI)

134 122. Yep. Pepe, in each of his three primary forms - Happy Pepe (feels good, man); Sad Pepe (feels bad, man), and Shadenfrog. Heh - the SJW's tried to kill him, but he rose again.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 06:44 PM (TwwWO)

135 Sorry leftists-I guess Trump is-what's the expression-"just not that into you."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 06:44 PM (qES5k)

136 Twitter and tweeting are a constitutional rights? Really????

Posted by: USNtakim at June 06, 2017 06:44 PM (zZWkn)

137 re 122: and Monica's thesis was on Presidential Standing.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach

While she was kneeling?

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 06, 2017 06:44 PM (HTdUD)

138 62
Well, these idiots have no idea how to think about consequences of
their actions, and it doesn't dawn on them that if Trump has to see
their tweets they have to let me come over to their house and blast
opera over their stereo at full volume whether they like it or not.

---

Actually, they have to let me come over to their house and f*** their sister.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j3_iPskjxk#t=2m18s

Posted by: X at June 06, 2017 06:44 PM (WiPBb)

139 I leave them empty shells of their former selves.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June

that is not a branding mistake.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 06:44 PM (cPsPa)

140 ** Says so in the Good & Plenty Clause.

Don uses the Good & Hard Clause.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 06, 2017 06:44 PM (2RNmR)

141 Monica's thesis was on Presidential Standing

But her PhD was on Presidential Twitching and Spurting

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 06, 2017 06:44 PM (6FqZa)

142 "you have the right to have government officials deal with your bitching and whining."

I bet it is found otherwise in this case.

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 06, 2017 06:45 PM (3myMJ)

143 My mother's parents owned a blueberry farm. Acres and acres of blueberries.

I love the smell of blueberries in the morning. It smells like, America Triumphant.

Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 06:45 PM (Pqytn)

144 Wait, I have a First Amendment right to make people listen to what I and my partner have to say?

Cool Beans!

Posted by: Your Local Friendly Jehovah's Witnesses at June 06, 2017 06:45 PM (jngwH)

145 that is not a branding mistake.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 06:44 PM (cPsPa)

Nope.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 06:45 PM (tHwdc)

146 Calvin and Hobbes: jelly donuts:

http://tinyurl.com/ybpsm8o9

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 06:45 PM (ILitO)

147 to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

It may be idiotic twittery-twattery, but you have the right to have government officials deal with your bitching and whining.

Posted by: The Kvetching Hat at June 06, 2017 06:32 PM (vBeA5)

petition the Government - Yes.

have government officials deal with your bitching and whining - No.

Are you're confusing Government w/ officials.

Are petition channels still open?

Or, if you don't bitch and whine at officials are the channels closed?

What would be the difference?

Posted by: dDan at June 06, 2017 06:45 PM (hwYmz)

148 That ABC article about Sessions uses the ubiquitous "sources close to the president say"...

I now only watch the actions, not the words reported by "sources". For my sanity's sake.

Posted by: squeakywheel at June 06, 2017 06:46 PM (ntmD3)

149 I love the smell of blueberries in the morning. It smells like, America Triumphant.

Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 06:45 PM (Pqytn)

Wild blueberries are the best, though.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 06:46 PM (tHwdc)

150 "Can I tell you something?! Can I tell you something?! Can I tell you something can I tell you somethingcanitellyousomething."

Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at June 06, 2017 06:38 PM (wYmv9) fnord (wYmv9)

"Is it the same knock-knock joke you just told me five minutes ago?"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 06, 2017 06:46 PM (wB8Tg)

151 Leftists want no part of your 1st Amendment rights

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2017 06:46 PM (Ot7+c)

152 151 Leftists want no part of your 1st Amendment rights

Or many many others.

Posted by: USNtakim at June 06, 2017 06:48 PM (zZWkn)

153 SKIP! Early-morning donut man.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 06:48 PM (tHwdc)

154 Wild blueberries are the best, though.
==============

Lady, you don't what livin' is until you've sniffed the aroma of 15 acres of New Jersey Blues ripe and ready for the picking.

Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 06:48 PM (Pqytn)

155 Lawyer: "Please unblock my clients account so that you will again see his tweet."

Trump: "What are you going to do if I don't."

Lawyer: "I will send you another VERY strongly worded letter."

Trump: "Your breakin' my balls here."

Posted by: Team America Reimagined at June 06, 2017 06:48 PM (yqvys)

156 So where is the post on this?

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/266808/

I heard about it on the radio this morning on the way to work and thought, "Man, this is right in Ace's wheelhouse".

I just got home form work and still haven't had a chance to watch the whole video, but they played some bleeped excerpts on the radio.

Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 06:48 PM (sdi6R)

157 Trump has a constitutional requirement to add me as a friend on his Facebook account.

Posted by: Max Power at June 06, 2017 06:49 PM (q177U)

158 Lady, you don't what livin' is until you've sniffed the aroma of 15 acres of New Jersey Blues ripe and ready for the picking.

Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 06:48 PM (Pqytn)

I Want To Be There.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 06:49 PM (tHwdc)

159 (sniff) God, I miss Michigan in June.

Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 06:49 PM (Pqytn)

160 That ABC article about Sessions uses the ubiquitous "sources close to the president say"...

Posted by: squeakywheel at June 06, 2017 06:46 PM (ntmD3) fnord (ntmD3)

You have to admit, Maryland *is* pretty close to the President.

Relatively speaking.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 06, 2017 06:50 PM (wB8Tg)

161 Welp, gonna fix me my first drink of the evening. No work tomorrow. No income, either, which is why I'm gonna drink to forget.

See ya later, bitchez!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 06:50 PM (tHwdc)

162 I don't think twitter is going to save us.

Posted by: Johnson the Small at June 06, 2017 06:50 PM (m9X4Y)

163 That ABC article about Sessions uses the ubiquitous "sources close to the president say"...
..........

The Disqus commenters are going bonkers over there.

Posted by: wth at June 06, 2017 06:50 PM (HgMAr)

164 124
"Krauthammer got a big smile on his face when Bret Baier told him his
gas tax idea is being circulated in Washington. It is a one dollar a
gallon additional federal gas tax."

Helps the poor and lower income serfs?

Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 06, 2017 06:40 PM (3myMJ)

F that noise....already paying 2.40 in the era of 'cheap' gas, because the worthless jackwagons in lansing passed a gas tax for 'roads' aka general slush fund

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 06, 2017 06:51 PM (5Uq5D)

165 NOOD

NOOD

Posted by: Nood alert at June 06, 2017 06:52 PM (yqvys)

166 Jennifer Lawrence has a Constitutional obligation to send me video's of her masturbating.

For the Greater Good Jennifer!

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 06, 2017 06:52 PM (pY+s4)

167 I do believe that when leftists and progs talk about the First Amendment, they believe that "The People" means some abstract idea that only they are allowed to speak for.

like in the 1960s and 1970s and they were hollering" Power to the People" and they basically meant "Power to us"

you might have noticed how many Dems and Libs think that "the right of the people to keep and bear arms" really means "the right of the states to have militias"

never presume that people who sound crazy are in any way sane.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 06:52 PM (ILitO)

168 re 165: WHY?!?! we're having fun, aren't we?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 06, 2017 06:52 PM (ILitO)

169 161 Welp, gonna fix me my first drink of the evening. No work tomorrow. No income, either, which is why I'm gonna drink to forget.

See ya later, bitchez!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 06:50 PM (tHwdc)

Wait, don't you have to hang out here if you're drinking?

Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 06:53 PM (sdi6R)

170 OT-Georgia race getting nasty. Fliers of Karen Handel
performing a sex act on Donald Trump out in Peoples driveways.

http://tinyurl.com/y8spaevb

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 06:53 PM (qES5k)

171 ABC: SESSIONS OFFERED TO RESIGN

DRUDGE

Posted by: Under Fire at June 06, 2017 06:56 PM (l4aLi)

172 So our clown in chief actually prides himself for ignoring the Constitution, something which even Spicer can't bring himself to do:

Twitter users demand Trump stop blocking them for calling him names - as Sean Spicer agrees tweets are 'official statements by the president'

It's Banana Republic time if "real conservatives" ignore this.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at June 06, 2017 06:59 PM (/Z9VQ)

173 While we're talking First Amendment, MSM is on a path to take a great legal fall.

MSM does not have the right to publish leaked classified material. To be more clear, the government has a high burden to stop the publication beforehand (that's the Pentagon Papers case) but that doesn't mean the publisher can't be charged afterwards.

MSM may get sued by Trump for libel. Yeah, yeah, The NY Times v Sullivan case. But MSM is creating a record of actual malice with things like using anonymous unknown unvetted sources.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 06, 2017 06:59 PM (+7/1f)

174 Wait, don't you have to hang out here if you're drinking?

Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 06:53 PM (sdi6R)
I'll be here, just not here.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 06, 2017 07:04 PM (tHwdc)

175 Laugh them out of court. The right to tweet to someone who blocked you is like saying you have the right to call someone who blocked your phone number.

Hope that makes sense. I'm having a few drinks.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 06, 2017 07:06 PM (G8B7r)

176 So where in the Constitution does it say someone has to accept all "Tweets" and respond to them?

Idiots/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 07:07 PM (qES5k)

177 "50 years ago these imbeciles would have been carried off by coyotes."

Priceless.

And even better, true.

Why I prefer Carrington Event II over SMOD.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 06, 2017 07:54 PM (yV8pG)

178 You must let me come into your house and scream epithets repeatedly in your face, or you are oppressing my 1st amendment rights....

/sarc

Posted by: I smell something Rotten at June 06, 2017 07:56 PM (ctO3Z)

179 Your right to publish does not create an obligation for me to read it.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 06, 2017 08:22 PM (o7l6R)

180 THESE PITHY BON MOTS, RETARDED MANIFESTOS AND TRENCHANT MUSINGS AREN'T GOING TO READ THEMSELVES, MR. PRESIDENT! ATTENTION MUST BE PAID! IF WE DON'T EXIST ONLINE, WE MAY NOT EXIST AT ALL!

Posted by: Red Diaper Baby Rash at June 06, 2017 09:23 PM (Ndje9)

181 ONT is nood

Posted by: josephistan at June 06, 2017 09:50 PM (ANIFC)

182 LOL at all these "not my President" types essentially declaring that, yes, Donald Trump is their President. And paying lawyers for help with it, no less!

Incidentally, lefties... President Trump is not obligated to listen to your 140-character diarrheatribes on Twitter any more than he's obligated to let you stroll right on into the Oval Office any time you feel like calling him "literally Hitler" or making fun of his hands.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 07, 2017 12:07 AM (3YxFh)

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