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Repost: Science Proves That The Best Donuts Are Actually Non-Donuts
Came across this while searching for something else. Feels like a good time for something light and delicious.
When people say "I'd like a donut," #Science indicates that Actually, they don't want a donut at all. They say donut, but they really mean a pastry from the paradonut family.Exhibit A: The Coffee Roll Phasers on Star Trek have three settings: Stun, Kill, and Coffee Roll.
Bonus: Worst Donuts. 1. Jelly Donuts. Jelly donuts are always what's left after people eat the real donuts. Jelly donuts are consolation prizes for losers who came late. They taste like failure for a reason. If you're eating a jelly donut, that's because you're not a competitor and you don't have any friends to set aside a good donut for you. 2. Plain Donuts. Plain donuts are also called "not donuts" or "ring-shaped bread." Plain donuts were invented for parents who don't love their children. They are also sometimes put out as bait for poisoning rats, though they have a 75% failure rate. Rats don't like them either. Sometimes a poisoned plain donut will be found intact, with a dead rat next to it -- rats will lick the poison off the plain donut while avoiding the plain donut itself. According to Leviticus, you are supposed to pay the dowry of an ugly woman in plain donuts. 3. Powdered Sugar Donuts. Powdered sugar donuts are made primarily by mental degenerates employed by donut shops as charity hires. They are sometimes called "Retard Donuts." To compare powdered sugar donuts to the Holocaust would be to trivialize the horror of powdered sugar donuts.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 06, 2017 03:33 PM (SQB03)
Posted by: steevy at June 06, 2017 03:33 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01, Cheif Covfefe at June 06, 2017 03:33 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Adriane the Serial Cereal Critic ... at June 06, 2017 03:34 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: sunny-dee at June 06, 2017 03:34 PM (QAOZh)
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 06, 2017 03:34 PM (ZQpd0)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 06, 2017 03:34 PM (7ZVPa)
ABC is reporting that Comey will produce a "nothingburger" on Thursday ... developing
I'm sorry to hear this now.
I was hoping for a "John Poindexter moment" on Thursday, when the media are left holding only their ...
Posted by: undocumented SMOD at June 06, 2017 03:34 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at June 06, 2017 03:34 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 03:34 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 06, 2017 03:35 PM (8XRCm)
Boston Cream Pie donuts are good. although there was talk that if you ordered one in the House Of Guys at Kirby at 2:30 am, that was code for "meet me in the Gents' wearing a red condom"
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 06, 2017 03:35 PM (SQB03)
Posted by: Johnny at June 06, 2017 03:35 PM (PILWT)
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 06, 2017 03:35 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Ariana Grande at June 06, 2017 03:35 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: NCKate at June 06, 2017 03:35 PM (QS6Kp)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 06, 2017 03:35 PM (AOrEZ)
I was going to take issue with the list until I got to Apple Fritters and Cinnamon Buns. Now I want an Apple Fritter and Cinnamon Bun.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 06, 2017 03:35 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 03:35 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 06, 2017 03:35 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 03:35 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2017 03:35 PM (gHLAr)
lulz, who could have seen that coming?
I trust the media will attempt to gin up anything he says, which will just be repetitions of previous testimony, as "New, Breaking News of a Deeply Concerning Nature."
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2017 03:36 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 06, 2017 03:36 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: cosmo kramer at June 06, 2017 03:36 PM (nlbfN)
I gained five pounds and two inches on my waistline just looking at the pictures.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 06, 2017 03:36 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 03:36 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Shep Smith at June 06, 2017 03:36 PM (oVJmc)
I don't mind those. Not the best, as #Science proves, but not bad.
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2017 03:36 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 03:36 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Order a Large Covfefe and Receive a Free Lumpy Carmgul Bat at The Outrage Outlet! at June 06, 2017 03:36 PM (hLRSq)
but then, I'm a girl.
also... how about a Boston cream donut which is basicially a jelly donut filled with cream with chocolate icing?
and cruellers. Donuts or not?
Posted by: shibumi at June 06, 2017 03:36 PM (aT+Bx)
As she goes to take a bite I always try to do something funny to make her laugh so I can enjoy watching her hack and cough on the inhaled sugar.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 06, 2017 03:37 PM (DwmXd)
Posted by: Thulsa Doom at June 06, 2017 03:37 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2017 03:37 PM (/tuJf)
I LOVE pulling apart the warm buttery sugary cinnamony goodness of monkey bread!
Posted by: Boots at June 06, 2017 03:37 PM (EBwPV)
Posted by: homer simpson at June 06, 2017 03:37 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at June 06, 2017 03:37 PM (aW5/6)
But please download my songs on your iPhones so we can all love another and the terrorists won't win!
Posted by: Ariana Grande at June 06, 2017 03:37 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 06, 2017 03:37 PM (+7/1f)
Take off, eh.... more for us, hoser.
Posted by: Bob McKenzie at June 06, 2017 03:37 PM (gqTYw)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 06, 2017 03:37 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 06, 2017 03:37 PM (8XRCm)
15 minutes later, they'll do it again.
Posted by: Bruce at June 06, 2017 03:37 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 03:37 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Steve Skubinna at June 06, 2017 03:38 PM (YrG6T)
Good thing I just ate half a family size bag of cheetos. Otherwise, I'd be jones'n for an eclair... and I'm not schizophrenic much.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 06, 2017 03:38 PM (m9X4Y)
Instead I tell them, "go to Ace of Spades. There's nothing scary about that place, honest!"
And they back away slowly without making eye contact.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 03:38 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 03:38 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 06, 2017 03:38 PM (DwmXd)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 06, 2017 03:38 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Feminists at June 06, 2017 03:38 PM (2QjZu)
--
strangely enough, I really like regular donuts topped with coconut.
Posted by: shibumi at June 06, 2017 03:38 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 03:38 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 06, 2017 03:39 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Jean at June 06, 2017 03:39 PM (yp/Ao)
My personal resolution to that debate is to say that sandwich is a broad category with many branching sub-categories in a taxanomic classification, with the convention that it's proper to refer to a food by it's most specific classification.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 06, 2017 03:39 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 03:39 PM (wmaTe)
Also love Boston Creme donuts.
Posted by: mIKE at June 06, 2017 03:39 PM (jFniP)
Posted by: MKZ in VA at June 06, 2017 03:39 PM (tkZ2O)
Posted by: wth at June 06, 2017 03:39 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 06, 2017 03:39 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 03:39 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 06, 2017 03:39 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Thulsa Doom at June 06, 2017 03:37 PM (oVJmc)
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To crush my M&Ms
See dem sprinkled before me....
And bear the lemon-ations of the donut women.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 06, 2017 03:39 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 06, 2017 03:39 PM (osuON)
That's because you are a bad American. Probably a commie.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2017 03:39 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Cliff Klavaan (andrew's cousin) at June 06, 2017 03:39 PM (xVRrG)
Fixed.
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 06, 2017 03:39 PM (nlbfN)
Take your froggy eclairs and stuff them. And your Timbits.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 03:39 PM (oZe0I)
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at June 06, 2017 03:40 PM (dzmBR)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 06, 2017 03:36 PM (NOIQH)
The science is settled.
Posted by: NC Ref at June 06, 2017 03:40 PM (Mj2zI)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 06, 2017 03:40 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Hostess Do-Nettes at June 06, 2017 03:40 PM (mh/VJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2017 03:39 PM (/tuJf)
Psssht, at least I don't put ketchup on hot dogs.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 03:40 PM (wmaTe)
The ones that rise as they fry, and are light and fluffy, and the cakey ones that do nothing but soak up grease and come out weighing about 15 pounds each.
Choose your poison, but if you choose the shitty ones you're a queer.
Posted by: Thulsa Doom at June 06, 2017 03:40 PM (oVJmc)
Fixed.
Posted by: andycanuck
Ace is a cop?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 03:40 PM (oZe0I)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 06, 2017 03:40 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: steevy at June 06, 2017 03:41 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: mIKE at June 06, 2017 03:41 PM (jFniP)
Yeah, more of a bagel guy myself. I *can* make them at home.
They have less calories that way, so I can eat more. At least, that's the lie I tell myself.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 06, 2017 03:41 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 03:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 06, 2017 03:41 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: Thulsa Doom at June 06, 2017 03:37 PM (oVJmc)
The closest donut.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Order a Large Covfefe and Receive a Free Lumpy Carmgul Bat at The Outrage Outlet! at June 06, 2017 03:41 PM (hLRSq)
Those huge German creampuffs I used to get in Cincinnati were to die for.
Plain cake donuts are very car friendly. Otherwise the frosting gets on your fingers and metastasizes until it costs the entire interior.
Jelly donuts are for losers but Bavarian Creams are for closers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2017 03:41 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Fredo Corleone at June 06, 2017 03:41 PM (AOrEZ)
https://tinyurl.com/yaymqdov
Posted by: Javems at June 06, 2017 03:41 PM (yOqwj)
There's a good chance that many of the stories about Comey sourced from "Administration officials" or "persons close to the matter" will get discredited on Thursday.
So WaPo and the NYT, falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 06, 2017 03:41 PM (+7/1f)
Lies, Damned Lies!
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at June 06, 2017 03:41 PM (rTCJ6)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 03:42 PM (wmaTe)
Always stuffing crullers in her mouth. But she insisted on pronouncing "cruller" with this ridiculous, pseudo-Euro pronounciation, with a way hard rolling of the "r"
Drove me nuts for some reason.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 03:42 PM (ul9CR)
The idiots in the bakery at mine keep that full of donuts, and they are always the ones with sugar colored sprinkles, etc. I'm talking 8-10 boxes of 12 every time I'm in there.
You'd think they'd figure out what sells and what doesn't.
Posted by: Meremortal, CNN IS ISIS. at June 06, 2017 03:42 PM (3myMJ)
BREAKING:
ABC is reporting that Comey will produce a "nothingburger" on Thursday ... developing
Is that a Five Guys or a One Guy's
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2017 03:42 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: dananjcon at June 06, 2017 03:42 PM (WLK0w)
Posted by: million-dollar ideas at June 06, 2017 03:42 PM (+INtM)
If you are going for coffee cake, needs to be caramel covered, pecan topped, oozing butter.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 06, 2017 03:42 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Mega at June 06, 2017 03:42 PM (DKlbL)
Posted by: washrivergal at June 06, 2017 03:42 PM (+tKYk)
Posted by: Pete Clemenza at June 06, 2017 03:43 PM (AOrEZ)
It's three donuts in one.
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2017 03:43 PM (8rNrN)
It must pain them to have to lower expectations this way.
Posted by: Meremortal, CNN IS ISIS. at June 06, 2017 03:43 PM (3myMJ)
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Me too.
What is it about toasted bagel halves. They are actually HOTTER than the toaster they cam out of and remain inedible due to heat for at *least* ninety minutes.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 06, 2017 03:43 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 03:43 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at June 06, 2017 03:43 PM (rTCJ6)
Posted by: steevy at June 06, 2017 03:41 PM (rmVvL)
That they only have themselves to blame, which makes it even better.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Order a Large Covfefe and Receive a Free Lumpy Carmgul Bat at The Outrage Outlet! at June 06, 2017 03:43 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 06, 2017 03:43 PM (CMbMd)
fritter ftw.
...and plain old rolled in sugar gets honorable mention.
Posted by: concrete girl at June 06, 2017 03:43 PM (s26vG)
You got Wonder Bread? Our mother gave us empty plates and told us those were the holes.
And we liked it.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 03:43 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at June 06, 2017 03:43 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2017 03:39 PM (/tuJf)
Psssht, at least I don't put ketchup on hot dogs.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 03:40 PM
Point, there. I mean, it's not like he put carrots in chili or anything...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2017 03:43 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 06, 2017 03:43 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 06, 2017 03:39 PM (KUaJL)
In no universe is a hot dog a sandwhich.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 06, 2017 03:43 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: catman at June 06, 2017 03:43 PM (5jdSv)
Personally, not a huge donut fan to be honest.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 03:38 PM (wmaTe)
I knew there was something off about that guy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2017 03:43 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at June 06, 2017 03:43 PM (HPNqc)
Posted by: dananjcon at June 06, 2017 03:43 PM (WLK0w)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 06, 2017 03:40 PM (6Ll1u)
A man a kolache place opened up not far from here and it's awesome. Total diet killer.
They do traditional all the way up to a brisket filled one.
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at June 06, 2017 03:44 PM (dzmBR)
Posted by: mIKE at June 06, 2017 03:44 PM (jFniP)
Ate 6 donuts one evening and woke up to a Gout attack in the morning.
Posted by: undocumented SMOD at June 06, 2017 03:44 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 06, 2017 03:44 PM (mf5HN)
If you lightly broil plain donuts they turn into something eye-rollingly indulgent. They get kind of crispy and oily on the outside and soft and velvety on the inside. Dipped in milk it's like donut porn.
Posted by: Max Power at June 06, 2017 03:44 PM (q177U)
You oughta come to this place in Brooklyn that makes great zeppolis!
When the donut breaks you got no place to stay.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2017 03:44 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 03:44 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2017 03:44 PM (NyJwR)
If you lightly broil plain donuts they turn into something eye-rollingly indulgent. They get kind of crispy and oily on the outside and soft and velvety on the inside. Dipped in milk it's like donut porn.
Posted by: Max Power at June 06, 2017 03:44 PM (q177U)
You mean Krispy Kreme donuts?
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 06, 2017 03:45 PM (mf5HN)
It reminds me that I'm a complete failure in life and can't afford actual chocolate.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 06, 2017 03:45 PM (DwmXd)
It's like you want to give a blowjob to a pastry.
I should replace them with cruellers.
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2017 03:45 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 06, 2017 03:45 PM (eAMlh)
Posted by: washrivergal at June 06, 2017 03:45 PM (+tKYk)
Posted by: Lord Sir Covfefe at June 06, 2017 03:45 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Sponge at June 06, 2017 03:45 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 06, 2017 03:46 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2017 03:46 PM (sNAef)
Also, re: that image of the coffee roll above.
Drake's Coffe Cakes look way better than that
or the clones called Hostess Crumb Cakes
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at June 06, 2017 03:46 PM (rTCJ6)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 03:46 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 06, 2017 03:46 PM (7ZVPa)
So they compromised. They allowed him to install a DD without a neon sign, just a plain wooden one, and it became the most popular spot in town for coffee and empty calories.
Proving that even yankees can be flexible when sugar is on the line.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2017 03:46 PM (/tuJf)
Not quite apple fritters, but tasty.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 06, 2017 03:46 PM (NOIQH)
Speaking of Five Guys, they started serving shakes . I ordered one with my burger without looking at the price. When did ice cream and milk become so expensive. It wasn't worth five dollars.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 06, 2017 03:46 PM (osuON)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2017 03:46 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: PabloD at June 06, 2017 03:46 PM (Nv7b1)
But raisins in a bear claw? NO.
Maybe that bear was Eyetalian and worked stomping grapes or something. I dunno.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 06, 2017 03:46 PM (0jtPF)
Toasted sesame bagel, spread with real butter, topped with a slice of cheddar cheese.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 06, 2017 03:46 PM (8XRCm)
If not, what is a kolach, and what is the thing I'm describing?
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2017 03:46 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Fatass Former First "Lady" at June 06, 2017 03:46 PM (DKlbL)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 06, 2017 03:46 PM (r5KeJ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2017 03:46 PM (udajc)
Posted by: mIKE at June 06, 2017 03:46 PM (jFniP)
Sprinkle with cinnamon-sugar.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 03:46 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: NCKate at June 06, 2017 03:47 PM (QS6Kp)
That said, the cinnamon bun is pretty darn awesome. Anything that can single-handedly draw one to the mall deserves strong consideration.
Posted by: TheseAren'ttheDroidsYou'reLookingFor at June 06, 2017 03:47 PM (uFU1b)
Posted by: dananjcon at June 06, 2017 03:47 PM (WLK0w)
*mic drop*
Posted by: Sponge at June 06, 2017 03:45 PM (xttKs)
It pains me to say this as a life long New Englander, but there is nothing at Dunkin' Donuts that is beyond "acceptable" and even approaching "good."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 03:47 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: washrivergal at June 06, 2017 03:47 PM (+tKYk)
Like the fold over pop up dated filled super sweet things.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 06, 2017 03:47 PM (m9X4Y)
And you hate yourself for eating them.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 06, 2017 03:47 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 06, 2017 03:47 PM (2QjZu)
Don't be obsessed with your desires Danny. The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote, "A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish."
He was a funny guy.
Posted by: Bruce at June 06, 2017 03:47 PM (8ikIW)
Donut-filled donuts
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2017 03:47 PM (XWkhW)
Karl Von Donuts! What a man!
And British admiral Horton beat him!
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 06, 2017 03:47 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 06, 2017 03:48 PM (TJCSB)
Like the fold over pop up dated filled super sweet things.
...
yeah that's what I was describing above.
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2017 03:48 PM (8rNrN)
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....except the coffee.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 06, 2017 03:48 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 06, 2017 03:48 PM (DKlbL)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 06, 2017 03:48 PM (Cl+ZE)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 06, 2017 03:48 PM (SQB03)
On a hot bagel, first it's an application of butter, then I have this blueberry jelly with actual blueberries in it.
Totally fat free healthy breakfast, is the lie I tell myself. But I'm not hungry again until noon.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 06, 2017 03:48 PM (HTdUD)
Oh, and don't forget: Bacon Maple Donuts
Yes, they exist. And from the right shop they are teh awesome.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2017 03:48 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 03:48 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 06, 2017 03:49 PM (7uYFy)
Somebody ban this guy.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2017 03:49 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: WisRich at June 06, 2017 03:49 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 06, 2017 03:49 PM (CMbMd)
http://kanesdonuts.com
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at June 06, 2017 03:43 PM (rTCJ6)
I need this in my life.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 06, 2017 03:49 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 03:47 PM (wmaTe)
I will respectfully disagree. I have a cup of their coffee several times a week and enjoy every minute of it.
Posted by: Sponge at June 06, 2017 03:49 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2017 03:50 PM (8rNrN)
Could one of you go to Krispy Kreme and pick me up three cases?
Posted by: Michelle Obama at June 06, 2017 03:50 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2017 03:49 PM (/tuJf)
Meh, it's New England. Everything tastes like salt there.
Posted by: Meremortal, CNN IS ISIS. at June 06, 2017 03:50 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: buzzion at June 06, 2017 03:50 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at June 06, 2017 03:50 PM (oZ6kz)
or the clones called Hostess Crumb Cakes
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at June 06, 2017 03:46 PM (rTCJ6)
Tastykake Koffee Kakes. Accept no substitutes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2017 03:50 PM (BWL+E)
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Maybe you've never been worn down, and hungry.
http://tinyurl.com/ybdzjzhv
Posted by: Soldier at June 06, 2017 03:50 PM (ThxOm)
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....except the coffee.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 06, 2017 03:48 PM (8XRCm)
Oh c'mon! I hate to be a coffee snob (and I do drink Dunkin's coffee if I'm in a rush -- I pass about 17 Dunkin Donut's on my way to work) but it's not... well, good. I mean, it's the equivalent to like Folgers or whatever.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 03:50 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 06, 2017 03:50 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 06, 2017 03:50 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 06, 2017 03:50 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 03:51 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2017 03:51 PM (8rNrN)
My gram used to make baklava. I'd give a pinky to have that just once more.
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at June 06, 2017 03:51 PM (rTCJ6)
And then I read this:
According to Leviticus, you are supposed to pay the dowry of an ugly woman in plain donuts.
I've got nothing. Since I don't have my A game today, I'm just going to sit back and lurk.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 06, 2017 03:51 PM (VdICR)
I just need to the know the ground rules here.
Posted by: WisRich at June 06, 2017 03:51 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: Count de Monet
I see what you did there
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 06, 2017 03:51 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 06, 2017 03:51 PM (AOrEZ)
Maybe that's just tears, Ace.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 03:51 PM (oVJmc)
yet, but some alchemy I cannot understand, infinitely better.
Maybe the shape creates more surface area in which to hold the glaze?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 06, 2017 03:51 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 06, 2017 03:50 PM (JO9+V)
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But she likes it even better because Paolo can bring her eight.
Posted by: Paolo at June 06, 2017 03:52 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 03:52 PM (cPsPa)
Or else he's back on his low carb diet and craving a donut.
Posted by: buzzion
...
nah I'm on it. But just because you're not having sex doesn't mean you don't still appreciate sex as a theoretical matter, can I get an Amen?
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2017 03:52 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 06, 2017 03:52 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 06, 2017 03:50 PM (TJCSB)
The microwave brings it back to life.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 06, 2017 03:52 PM (osuON)
Posted by: Barak Obama at June 06, 2017 03:52 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 03:52 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 06, 2017 03:52 PM (7uYFy)
Or else he's back on his low carb diet and craving a donut.
Posted by: buzzion at June 06, 2017 03:50 PM (z/Ubi)
Using that Ikea drill to angrily drill holes in cream-filled donuts.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 06, 2017 03:52 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 06, 2017 03:52 PM (89T5c)
Those aren't raisins.
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 06, 2017 03:50 PM (nlbfN)
You've been eating Baldrick's plum duff again.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2017 03:52 PM (XWkhW)
Maybe the shape creates more surface area in which to hold the glaze?
Ah quite -- much like Obama's face
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2017 03:52 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: ace
A-fuckin-men
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 06, 2017 03:52 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: steevy at June 06, 2017 03:52 PM (rmVvL)
sex doesn't mean you don't still appreciate sex as a theoretical matter,
can I get an Amen?
Posted by: ace
Hmmmm. Ace is married?
Posted by: Bruce at June 06, 2017 03:53 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 06, 2017 03:53 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: Nice Deb at June 06, 2017 03:53 PM (iioJj)
I mentioned it before...it's perfectly acceptable to indulge in a big fat donut and a cup of covfefe right before heavy weight training.
In fact, it'll make you powerful.
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at June 06, 2017 03:53 PM (rTCJ6)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 06, 2017 03:53 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2017 03:53 PM (/tuJf)
Or else he's back on his low carb diet and craving a donut.
Posted by: buzzion
...
nah I'm on it. But just because you're not having sex doesn't mean you don't still appreciate sex as a theoretical matter, can I get an Amen?
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2017 03:52 PM (8rNrN)
You get blue bowels?
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 06, 2017 03:53 PM (osuON)
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2017 03:52 PM (8rNrN)
Amen
Posted by: WisRich at June 06, 2017 03:53 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2017 03:52 PM (8rNrN)
Dude, Donuts are not for that.
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at June 06, 2017 03:53 PM (dzmBR)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 06, 2017 03:53 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: concrete girl at June 06, 2017 03:53 PM (s26vG)
And I'm now searching for some place in Mew York that makes a decent Paris-Brest.
I hate you.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2017 03:53 PM (sNAef)
You got Wonder Bread? Our mother gave us empty plates and told us those were the holes.
And we liked it.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 03:43 PM (ul9CR)
Luxury. We could only dream of having a plate. We used to have to lick the street clean. And if we missed a spot our dad used to beat us to death
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 06, 2017 03:53 PM (493sH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 03:53 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 06, 2017 03:54 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2017 03:53 PM (/tuJf)
Now that I can get on board with.
Nothing beats a good bacon egg and cheese sandwich.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 03:54 PM (wmaTe)
Or else he's back on his low carb diet and craving a donut.
Posted by: buzzion
...
nah I'm on it. But just because you're not having sex doesn't mean you don't still appreciate sex as a theoretical matter, can I get an Amen?
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2017 03:52 PM (8rNrN)
So you want to bang a donut.
Posted by: buzzion at June 06, 2017 03:54 PM (z/Ubi)
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And by "theoretical matter" you mean wanking.....no??
The Paolo never has to wank.
Posted by: Paolo at June 06, 2017 03:54 PM (8XRCm)
Yum.
They also make an outstanding chocolate frosted yellow cake donut.
The only powdered-sugar donut that defies Ace's description comes (on Saturday mornings) from the basement of the LBGTQ church next to the Oak Park, IL farmers market. Old school. They don't make 'em like that any more.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 06, 2017 03:54 PM (yV8pG)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 03:54 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2017 03:53 PM (/tuJf)
Egg McMuffin is the only thing at McDonalds I like.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 06, 2017 03:55 PM (osuON)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 06, 2017 03:55 PM (7ZVPa)
You got Wonder Bread? Our mother gave us empty plates and told us those were the holes.
And we liked it.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 03:43 PM (ul9CR)
Luxury. We could only dream of having a plate. We used to have to lick the street clean. And if we missed a spot our dad used to beat us to death
...
so you *did* have a street, then?
I used to dream about living on a street, watching the moon through the grill of a storm-drain.
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2017 03:55 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2017 03:52 PM (8rNrN)
AAAAYYYYYYYMMMMENNNNNN!!!!
Posted by: Red Blooded Men Everywhere at June 06, 2017 03:55 PM (xttKs)
210 nah I'm on it. But just because you're not having
sex doesn't mean you don't still appreciate sex as a theoretical matter,
can I get an Amen?
Posted by: ace
Hmmmm. Ace is married?
Posted by: Bruce at June 06, 2017 03:53 PM (8ikIW)
Worse: a Moron.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2017 03:55 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 06, 2017 03:55 PM (osuON)
Sausage Biscuits.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 06, 2017 03:55 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 03:55 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bored383 at June 06, 2017 03:55 PM (70HTk)
My gram used to make baklava. I'd give a pinky to have that just once more.
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at June 06, 2017 03:51 PM (rTCJ6)
I had baklava a couple of weeks ago. They made me high.
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 06, 2017 03:55 PM (eAMlh)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 06, 2017 03:55 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 06, 2017 03:55 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Jim Schoenfeld at June 06, 2017 03:56 PM (FZYNt)
Chick-fil-A chicken biscuit. Everything else wishes it was.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 03:56 PM (oZe0I)
Posted by: Lord Sir Covfefe at June 06, 2017 03:56 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 03:56 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: DFCTomm at June 06, 2017 03:56 PM (50gG9)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 06, 2017 03:56 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 06, 2017 03:56 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 06, 2017 03:55 PM (osuON)
Sausage Biscuits.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 06, 2017 03:55 PM (7uYFy)
A very acceptable derivative.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 06, 2017 03:56 PM (osuON)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 06, 2017 03:56 PM (CMbMd)
That brings to mind images I'd rather forget.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 03:55 PM (oVJmc)
You'll never look at a Boston Cream the same way again.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 03:57 PM (0mRoj)
You had a cover on your storm drain? All the parents on my street removed them and made us play in the street all day and night.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 06, 2017 03:57 PM (HTdUD)
225 215 We need a breakfast sandwich thread for those of us who have, how did I say this, developed a more refined palate.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2017 03:53 PM (/tuJf)
Now that I can get on board with.
Nothing beats a good bacon egg and cheese sandwich.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 03:54 PM (wmaTe)
On sourdough toast.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2017 03:57 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: yankeefifth
they call it scissoring
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 06, 2017 03:57 PM (FZYNt)
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NOTE TO SELF: Pass on Aces day old donuts.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 06, 2017 03:57 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Sponge at June 06, 2017 03:57 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 06, 2017 03:57 PM (lwiT4)
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
???
Posted by: Hikaru at June 06, 2017 03:56 PM (CMbMd)
Yes. Oh yes.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 03:57 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 03:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 03:54 PM (wmaTe)
On sourdough toast.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2017 03:57 PM (XWkhW)
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....or croissant
Posted by: fixerupper at June 06, 2017 03:57 PM (8XRCm)
There's a little Italian, wood fired bakery near me that makes a scrambled egg, smoked ham and asiago cheese inside and Italian puff pastry that is truly amazing. I would eat them for breakfast everyday of the week if they were open all week. Sadly, just a weekend thing.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2017 03:57 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 06, 2017 03:55 PM (7uYFy)
A very acceptable derivative.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 06, 2017 03:56 PM (osuO
I like the Sausage Biscuits that come without egg and cheese.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 06, 2017 03:57 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 03:58 PM (cPsPa)
That brings to mind images I'd rather forget.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 03:55 PM (oVJmc)
Wait, people don't normally eat donuts after sex?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 06, 2017 03:58 PM (72PAC)
Let's here it for crumb cake.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 06, 2017 03:54 PM (7uYFy)
**
BW in Hackensack, NJ will change the way you view crumb cake....forever.
Posted by: dananjcon at June 06, 2017 03:58 PM (WLK0w)
That brings to mind images I'd rather forget.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 03:55 PM (oVJmc)
You'll never look at a Boston Cream the same way again.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 03:57 PM (0mRoj)
Is a Boston Cream Pie a pie or a cake?
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 06, 2017 03:58 PM (osuON)
Posted by: Red Enchilada at June 06, 2017 03:58 PM (+i7ay)
The best doughnut is the French doughnut (not sure if it is actually French like croissants are), which is airy and soft. My grandma bought one for me from the bakery across the street whenever we stayed at her house.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersanda at the present time) at June 06, 2017 03:58 PM (ZM2xo)
[ ] Yes
[X] No
???
Posted by: Hikaru at June 06, 2017 03:56 PM (CMbMd)
Never had one that wasn't greasy oil with a powdered sugar hint.....
Posted by: Sponge at June 06, 2017 03:58 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 06, 2017 03:59 PM (nlbfN)
That brings to mind images I'd rather forget.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 03:55 PM (oVJmc)
You'll never look at a Boston Cream the same way again.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 03:57 PM (0mRoj)
Is a Boston Cream Pie a pie or a cake?
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 06, 2017 03:58 PM (osuON)
Cake.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 03:59 PM (0mRoj)
they call it scissoring
Posted by: Rick in SK at June
that seems less pleasant than something involving doughnuts. scissoring seems like something dennis hopper would do.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 03:59 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Gunnery Sgt. Hartman at June 06, 2017 03:59 PM (FZYNt)
when I said "the grill of the storm drain," I meant a clutch of dead rats held suspended above me by a thick spider web. How I admired the moon through the delicate lines of their rib-bones, how it glimmered off the rough gray of their skin-husks.
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2017 03:59 PM (8rNrN)
That brings to mind images I'd rather forget.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 03:55 PM (oVJmc)
Wait, people don't normally eat donuts after sex?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?
It's the "during" part that is disturbing.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 03:59 PM (oZe0I)
Posted by: dananjcon at June 06, 2017 03:58 PM (WLK0w)
I know all about it.
There are actually a few decent crumb cakes that can be had in Northern New Jersey...
Posted by: JoeF. at June 06, 2017 03:59 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Chris M at June 06, 2017 03:59 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2017 03:53 PM (/tuJf)
It's almost impossible to discuss breakfast with anyone outside of the southeast.
A breakfast sandwich can not be the king of breakfast food because one cannot properly contain sausage gravy in a hand held edible.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 06, 2017 03:59 PM (DwmXd)
From your list of doughnuts, I don't like either.
My favorite doughnut would be something like a doughnut with chocolate frosting, peanut butter cream, and maybe some chocolate drizzle.
I suppose a purist would say that's more like a cupcake or cake than a doughnut.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 06, 2017 04:00 PM (4aG2t)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 06, 2017 04:00 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 06, 2017 03:58 PM (72PAC)
and the other thing that sucks about being somewhat older than 29. Double sigh....
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 06, 2017 04:00 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: DFCTomm at June 06, 2017 04:00 PM (50gG9)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 06, 2017 03:55 PM (6Ll1u)
The Night Stalker guy?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 06, 2017 04:00 PM (493sH)
I'm not saying they should be illegal, mind you, but they don't have IT.
Muffins are a mixed breed. Most of them don't have IT.
But occasionally you run into ones that do --- little cakies with streusel topping that people buy so they can pretend they're having a "healthy" muffin instead of a real pastry.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 06, 2017 04:00 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 06, 2017 04:00 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Chris M at June 06, 2017 03:59 PM (eAZVt)
I don't know. I'd say the douchier you sound, the better. As with most faux- French pronunciations.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 04:00 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: goodluckduck at June 06, 2017 04:00 PM (yqvys)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 06, 2017 04:00 PM (Cl+ZE)
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 06, 2017 04:01 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2017 04:01 PM (89T5c)
Ate 6 donuts one evening and woke up to a Gout attack in the morning.
Posted by: undocumented SMOD at June 06, 2017 03:44 PM (e8kgV)
Perhaps the problem was not the "HFCS" but the "6?"
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersanda at the present time) at June 06, 2017 04:01 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 06, 2017 04:01 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 06, 2017 04:01 PM (osuON)
Posted by: Chris M at June 06, 2017 04:01 PM (eAZVt)
It is truly an experience that must be enjoyed 12 times over. And now, if you will excuse me, I will be back. I need to, um, take care of some business.
Posted by: Jonathan G at June 06, 2017 04:01 PM (bnlRS)
Posted by: John F. Kennedy at June 06, 2017 04:01 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 04:01 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 06, 2017 04:01 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Monty James at June 06, 2017 04:01 PM (gKOMX)
Posted by: NCKate at June 06, 2017 04:01 PM (QS6Kp)
Ooh, ooh. When I was a kid we used to take the ferry out to Fire Island (shut up, it wasn't all gay then) and the ferry terminal was right next to the Entemann's factory/bakery in Bayshore, LI. Just standing in line for the ferry and smelling all the delicious stuff baking away was amazing.
We used to stock up for our stay on the island. Entemann's coffee cake and their raspberry breakfast thing were insanely good.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2017 04:01 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Weasel at June 06, 2017 04:02 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 06, 2017 04:01 PM (CMbMd)
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Not at my house.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 06, 2017 04:02 PM (8XRCm)
That brings to mind images I'd rather forget.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 03:55 PM (oVJmc)
Wait, people don't normally eat donuts after sex?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?
It's the "during" part that is disturbing.
Hey, she's gotta get SOMETHING out of it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 04:02 PM (oVJmc)
when I said "the grill of the storm drain," I meant a clutch of dead rats held suspended above me by a thick spider web. How I admired the moon through the delicate lines of their rib-bones, how it glimmered off the rough gray of their skin-husks.
Posted by: ace
I surrender.
I think I also just surrendered my lunch in my mouth a little bit.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 06, 2017 04:02 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Monty James
sounds like you need a moment to clean up after
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 06, 2017 04:02 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Chris M at June 06, 2017 04:02 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Chris M
Le French Cruller
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 06, 2017 04:01 PM (FZYNt
Isn't it pronounced "I blow old men in bath houses"
Posted by: buzzion at June 06, 2017 04:02 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at June 06, 2017 04:02 PM (rTCJ6)
I like Dunkin Donuts because they're not as sweet as Krispy Kreme. You can taste the salt in them, which you're supposed to.
----
When they first came here, my Mom was psyched about Krispy Kreme.
Mmmmm... Krispy Kreme. How glorious it sounded!
They had them at work one day, and she expecting creamy, crispy wonderfulness.
And when she bit into it... WTF? It's just an average freaking donut.
/it was a very sad day for her, let me tell you.
Posted by: shibumi at June 06, 2017 04:03 PM (aT+Bx)
Keep your covfefe donuts. They are for the weak and informed.
Real red-blooded American men and women eat huge slices of last night's blueberry pie for breakfast.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2017 04:03 PM (5Y7fX)
***
Heh...thats funneh.
Posted by: dananjcon at June 06, 2017 04:03 PM (WLK0w)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 06, 2017 04:03 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 06, 2017 04:03 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 04:03 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 06, 2017 04:03 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Chris M at June 06, 2017 04:02 PM (eAZVt)
More than likely "Croy-ugh".
Posted by: Hikaru at June 06, 2017 04:04 PM (CMbMd)
Chicken Fried Steak : Underrated as a breakfast item.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 06, 2017 04:01 PM (CMbMd)
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Not at my house.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 06, 2017 04:02 PM (8XRCm)
Homemade corned beef hash.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 06, 2017 04:04 PM (jxbfJ)
Whataburger sells biscuits and gravy.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 06, 2017 04:01 PM
..........
Real sausage gravy?
Or a reconstituted powdered corn starch slurry with "Real Sausage Flavor!"
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 06, 2017 04:04 PM (DwmXd)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 06, 2017 04:04 PM (RuyTK)
Cheese Danishes have a mix of flavors and textures that make them, in scientific terms, "a gang-bang for your face."
---
Plus... "protein."
Posted by: shibumi at June 06, 2017 04:04 PM (aT+Bx)
Is there ANY other time when a donut is as appropriate as 0200?
Apple fritter for the win.....
The sovereign king of sugar flavored-cholesterol!
Posted by: Lower class person whose opinion must be guided at June 06, 2017 04:04 PM (oBuXO)
Posted by: Monty James
sounds like you need a moment to clean up after
Posted by: Rick in SK
I just stick my finger in the bottom of one and see if I want it or put it back in the box.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 04:05 PM (oZe0I)
Posted by: Barack at June 06, 2017 04:05 PM (oVJmc)
Cheese Danishes have a mix of flavors and textures that make them, in scientific terms, "a gang-bang for your face."
---
Plus... "protein."
Posted by: shibumi
and I late?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 06, 2017 04:05 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 04:05 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 04:05 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 06, 2017 04:05 PM (TJCSB)
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Plus... "protein."
Posted by: shibumi at June 06, 2017 04:04 PM (aT+Bx)
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*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: fixerupper at June 06, 2017 04:05 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: rickb223
give it the shocker
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 06, 2017 04:05 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at June 06, 2017 04:05 PM (X7RDS)
/it was a very sad day for her, let me tell you.
Posted by: shibumi at June 06, 2017 04:03 PM (aT+Bx)
Cold? just your average glazed donut. Warm? You have something else entirely.
Posted by: WisRich at June 06, 2017 04:05 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 06, 2017 04:06 PM (Nwg0u)
That brings to mind images I'd rather forget.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 03:55 PM (oVJmc)
Wait, people don't normally eat donuts after sex?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?
It's the "during" part that is disturbing.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 03:59 PM (oZe0I)
In that case I would assume it's like Popeye and spinach, but sugary and delicious. I'll take one for the team and experiment next time.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 06, 2017 04:06 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 04:05 PM (oZe0I)
That's how the Clintons interview interns.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 04:06 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan, you're our only hope! at June 06, 2017 04:06 PM (ha5Sa)
Then I want to have gender reassignment surgery, go back to it, turn it gay, and have my way with it again.
Posted by: Shopgirl at June 06, 2017 04:06 PM (4V374)
I like grits with butter and salt and pepper though.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersanda at the present time) at June 06, 2017 04:06 PM (ZM2xo)
My class reunion was just three of us, staring at the assembled pictures of our friends on the side of milk cartons.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 06, 2017 04:06 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 06, 2017 04:06 PM (c6/9Q)
Whataburger sells biscuits and gravy.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 06, 2017 04:01 PM
Whataburger is great. Now I'm leaving this God forsaken thread. Mark my words, nothing good can come of this.
Posted by: DFCTomm at June 06, 2017 04:07 PM (50gG9)
types
deletes
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2017 04:07 PM (/tuJf)
Assemble your Inquisition. I'm not afraid.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 04:07 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 06, 2017 04:07 PM (6Ll1u)
http://kanesdonuts.com
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at June 06, 2017 03:43 PM
Kane's! Ftw!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2017 04:07 PM (p+Wdc)
---
Oh, well, that could have been it.
/good to know....
Posted by: shibumi at June 06, 2017 04:07 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: NCKate at June 06, 2017 04:07 PM (QS6Kp)
/it was a very sad day for her, let me tell you.
Posted by: shibumi at June 06, 2017 04:03 PM (aT+Bx)
Cold? just your average glazed donut. Warm? You have something else entirely.
Posted by: WisRich
It's the glaze. Taste is unlike anything else. Hot, buttery gooiness.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 04:07 PM (oZe0I)
Posted by: DanMan at June 06, 2017 04:08 PM (XTiHL)
They taste like failure for a reason. If you're eating a jelly donut, that's because you're not a competitor and you don't have any friends to set aside a good donut for you.
You're saying they're the Kaboom! Cereal of the donut world, aren't you?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 06, 2017 04:08 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 06, 2017 04:08 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: NCKate at June 06, 2017 04:07 PM (QS6Kp)
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Spam on a dinner roll.
blech
Posted by: fixerupper at June 06, 2017 04:08 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 04:08 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 04:08 PM (cPsPa)
At the Cafe du Monde in New Orleans.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 06, 2017 04:08 PM (4AVeu)
with chicory coffee, of course
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 06, 2017 04:09 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: filbert at June 06, 2017 04:09 PM (s5o+q)
All those donuts and we all really will have gainzz! ;^)
Bear claws are too sweet. I like coffee rolls, Don't like eclairs unless they have whipped cream. I don't like custard. I like scones.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 04:09 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 06, 2017 04:09 PM (c6/9Q)
*barf*
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 04:09 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 06, 2017 04:09 PM (FZYNt)
341 >>I just stick my finger in the bottom of one and see if I want it or put it back in the box.
Hope Solo awaits your attentions ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 06, 2017 04:09 PM (pNxlR)
Entemann's coffee cake and their raspberry breakfast thing were insanely good."
My uncle used to pick up there and had a Greenwich Village route.
And yes, the coffee cake and raspberry thing were their best.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 06, 2017 04:10 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: George aT at June 06, 2017 04:10 PM (e9G8E)
The cheese danishes, "munn" cake and strudel from Andre's Pastry Shop in Forest Hills and Manhattan.
FYI: Munn cake is Hungarian/Viennese made from poppy seeds into a spread and rolled up into log form in puff pastry.
Actually my aunts were terrific bakers. Momma Sefton, not so much. I'd be 100 lbs heavier if she were.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:10 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Weasel at June 06, 2017 04:10 PM (Sfs6o)
wait, that's not right
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 06, 2017 04:09 PM (FZYNt)
They seem sweet on the outside but lead to ruin.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 04:10 PM (0mRoj)
Maybe I can use that to make up with my GF.
I told her she had painted her eyebrows too high on her forehead.
She looked surprised.
Posted by: Meremortal, CNN IS ISIS. at June 06, 2017 04:10 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 06, 2017 04:10 PM (Nwg0u)
What the HELL is going on around here?
Posted by: filbert at June 06, 2017 04:09 PM (s5o+q)
I'm still stuck on sex and donuts.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 06, 2017 04:10 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 04:10 PM (cPsPa)
We had this joint near us growing up that would split pecan rolls in half like a bagel and fry each side in butter.
Holy shit!
Posted by: Max Power at June 06, 2017 04:11 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 06, 2017 04:11 PM (+7/1f)
They are fifty feet from my dentist.
For some reason, all the best non-chain donut stores in town are owned by Koreans.
Posted by: Sal at June 06, 2017 04:11 PM (hA4a+)
It disturbs me that Ace equates donuts and sex.
That brings to mind images I'd rather forget.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 03:55 PM (oVJmc)
Wait, people don't normally eat donuts after sex?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?
It's the "during" part that is disturbing.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 03:59 PM (oZe0I)
Nah. It's when he uses a donut as a cock ring......
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2017 04:11 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 06, 2017 04:11 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: fastfreefall at June 06, 2017 04:12 PM (gMnS7)
We had a paper plate on a string hanging over a tree limb.
...
so you're saying you did have a paper plate, a tree, and some string?
I didn't realize I was talking with such a Fancy Man.
We used to dream of having some string to play with. The closest we got was that I once passed a tapeworm which exited my body due to my own malnutrition. Best damn pet a boy could have!
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2017 04:12 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 04:12 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 04:12 PM (TwwWO)
I saw a stat recently that donuts were 8% of Dunkin's revenue in 2016. That explains much about the state of their donuts now, and vice-versa.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 06, 2017 04:12 PM (3J/LN)
So, we're probably fatter than everyone.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 06, 2017 04:12 PM (1ISKN)
Several years ago Krispy Kreme came to Houston. I had heard all about them and the green neon sign and all. So I'm driving down Westhiemer and I spot the green light come on at the one out west. Pull in and stand in line and ask for one.
"One?" the guy says. "One dozen or just one?"
Just one I sez.
Everybody acted like I had insulted the guy.
Posted by: DanMan at June 06, 2017 04:12 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 04:12 PM (oVJmc)
IMHO, Panera makes awful baked goods.
And if you're trying to lower your carbs a plain donut is not as bad as is advertised.
Posted by: shibumi at June 06, 2017 04:13 PM (aT+Bx)
wait, that's not right
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 06, 2017 04:09 PM (FZYNt)
They seem sweet on the outside but lead to ruin.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 04:10 PM (0mRoj)
Tough skin with razor blades on the inside. Oh wait, that's Hillary.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:13 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 06, 2017 04:13 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 04:05 PM (oZe0I)
That's how the Clintons interview interns.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 04:06 PM (oVJmc)
THREAD WINNER.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 06, 2017 04:13 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2017 04:13 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 04:12 PM (TwwWO)
Chicory coffee is disgusting. You might as well pull a root out of the ground and suck the dirt off it.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 04:13 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Meremortal, CNN IS ISIS. at June 06, 2017 04:13 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 04:12 PM (ul9CR)
A bialy is not a bagel. But you knew that. I LOVE bialys.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:13 PM (mbhDw)
Plain donuts are nature's way to convey cold milk or hot coffee to the human body.
Posted by: JTB at June 06, 2017 04:14 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 04:14 PM (TwwWO)
They just strike me as too hipster douchy.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 06, 2017 04:14 PM (DwmXd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 04:06 PM (oVJmc)
THREAD WINNER.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 06, 2017 04:13 PM (TdMsT)
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Yes. Yes it is
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 04:14 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 06, 2017 04:14 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 06, 2017 04:14 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 06, 2017 04:15 PM (TdMsT)
Plain donuts are excellent with coffee and make you feel like you indulged w/o too much guilt. I'm grateful for the hated plain donuts, as there are usually plenty for me to choose from at any occasion.
Posted by: K-E at June 06, 2017 04:15 PM (uOEHQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 04:15 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: JTB at June 06, 2017 04:15 PM (V+03K)
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so, if we're going international, how about paczki? 1300+ calories of deep fried goodness!
Posted by: shibumi at June 06, 2017 04:15 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: IrishEi at June 06, 2017 04:15 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Max Power at June 06, 2017 04:15 PM (q177U)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 06, 2017 04:16 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 04:16 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 04:16 PM (0mRoj)
Cherry cream cheese donuts rock
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2017 04:17 PM (Ot7+c)
You can keep those glazed Krispy Kreme dough blobs.
Posted by: bluebell at June 06, 2017 04:17 PM (3TDfv)
Posted by: Jean at June 06, 2017 04:17 PM (yp/Ao)
They just strike me as too hipster douchy.
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It is hipster douchy, however, I would try them, and if they're good, they get a pass.
/unlike skinny jeans on men and man buns.
Posted by: shibumi at June 06, 2017 04:17 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Weasel at June 06, 2017 04:17 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: IrishEi at June 06, 2017 04:17 PM (HiDrR)
http://digg.com/video/rc-jet-crash
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 06, 2017 04:17 PM (Nwg0u)
Yeah, I knew that. Just funnin'.
I love 'em too. Lots of folks can't get them.
You're in NYC and I'm also lucky enough to live where there's bakeries that have them.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 04:18 PM (ul9CR)
bleh! Dunkin Donuts coffee made at home is hard to beat for good coffee.
Posted by: DanMan at June 06, 2017 04:18 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2017 04:18 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 04:18 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: IrishEi at June 06, 2017 04:17 PM (HiDrR)
Mmm...donut testicles.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 04:18 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Lower class person whose opinion must be guided at June 06, 2017 04:18 PM (oBuXO)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at June 06, 2017 04:18 PM (8XRCm)
I like the chicken, egg, & cheese bagel at a chik-fil-a for breakfast.
Posted by: lin-duh Meh at June 06, 2017 04:19 PM (8cSVB)
It's interesting that vegan, health concious Portland is big on Voodoo donuts. They don't make great donuts but they are weird enough that Portlanders will line up for them.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 06, 2017 04:19 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 04:19 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Jean at June 06, 2017 04:17 PM (yp/Ao)
The dominant supermarket chain around here still refers to those as "Crodo".
Posted by: Hikaru at June 06, 2017 04:19 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Weasel at June 06, 2017 04:19 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2017 04:19 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 06, 2017 04:19 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: bluebell at June 06, 2017 04:19 PM (3TDfv)
Posted by: Fredo Corleone at June 06, 2017 03:41 PM
~~~~~
There's a nice Italian restaurant near me that makes little cannoli-filled zeppolis. Like you died and went to heaven.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 06, 2017 04:20 PM (HiDrR)
Too heavy -not light like a yummy yeast doughnut.
Posted by: Glenn John at June 06, 2017 04:20 PM (LilNs)
I mean, TWO Timmy Ho's in one 'hood? This isn't Canada, fergodssakes.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 04:20 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 04:20 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 04:18 PM (TwwWO)
I still categorically reject your adulterated, burnt-root "coffee."
*makes air-quote gesture*
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 04:20 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 04:16 PM (TwwWO)
1st offense - 50 lashes2nd offense - 100 lashes ....
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 06, 2017 04:20 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Glenn John at June 06, 2017 04:21 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2017 04:21 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 04:13 PM (0mRoj)
It's vile.
And let's be honest...chicory coffee was simply the first flavored coffee, and flavored coffees are, as all right-thinking men know, queer as a $3 bill.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2017 04:21 PM (rF0hx)
I'm a big fan, but I can definitely see where it's not for everybody.
One of these days I'm going to try roasting my own. There's certainly enough chicory around for the taking.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 04:21 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Weasel at June 06, 2017 04:21 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 04:22 PM (0mRoj)
Crème brulee vs. tiramisu? Frogs vs. dagos?
I love custard so I gotta go with the crème brulee but it's a tough call.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersanda at the present time) at June 06, 2017 04:22 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 04:22 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Weasel at June 06, 2017 04:19 PM (Sfs6o)
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Yes, Stayman apples are too good to waste on apple fritters.
Posted by: bluebell at June 06, 2017 04:22 PM (3TDfv)
IMHO, Panera makes awful baked goods.
Prefer la Madeline's over Panera bread.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 04:22 PM (oZe0I)
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2017 04:23 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2017 04:19 PM (Ot7+c)
QED
[Coffee is for closers]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2017 04:23 PM (rF0hx)
when my mouth is dry I end up coughing/choking on all that
powdered sugar.
Posted by: Glenn John at June 06, 2017 04:23 PM (LilNs)
442 424 Apple Fritters made with delicious FUJI apples!!!
Posted by: Weasel at June 06, 2017 04:19 PM (Sfs6o)
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Yes, Stayman apples are too good to waste on apple fritters.
Posted by: bluebell at June 06, 2017 04:22 PM (3TDfv)
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Bah!
Posted by: Weasel at June 06, 2017 04:23 PM (Sfs6o)
Now that I think about it, I used to crave the onion rolls at the long-defunct Ratner's on the Lower East Side.
*deep sigh*
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:24 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 06, 2017 04:24 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2017 04:24 PM (Ot7+c)
Considering I had to fast a whole day and a half, this is quite timely. Right now just about anything sounds good. I did gorge on a big breakfast of bacon, eggs, taters and toast though.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 06, 2017 04:24 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2017 04:24 PM (BWL+E)
exception has been made for cider mill donuts, plain or with cinnamon, warm from the fryer, greasy and with a bit of a crust.
on a cool autumn day, with fresh apple cider,
hmm-hmmm
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 06, 2017 04:24 PM (WTSFk)
This old lady who worked at a supermarket near me years ago would always charge you for apple fritters when you bought donuts, because the apple fritters cost twice as much.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 06, 2017 04:24 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: bluebell at June 06, 2017 04:22 PM (3TDfv)
Gravensteins are perfect for baking.
[Get a 3rd baseman who weighs less than 300 pounds yet?]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2017 04:24 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 06, 2017 04:24 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Jenny at June 06, 2017 04:24 PM (biHVl)
Posted by: Guy with D*ck In An Eclair at June 06, 2017 04:25 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 04:25 PM (0mRoj)
The Indians drank chicory coffee, dammit. And hardy explorers. Pioneers. He-man types.
That's my story and I'm stickin' with it.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 04:25 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:25 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 04:25 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: lin-duh Meh at June 06, 2017 04:25 PM (8cSVB)
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2017 04:25 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: willow at June 06, 2017 04:26 PM (iS1Cb)
boudain in pastry shell,
cheese danish,
apple fritter (fresh).
I can get these last three at the Cambodian Donut 5 minutes from my door.
Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2017 04:26 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 06, 2017 04:26 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 06, 2017 04:24 PM (6Ll1u)
Q - What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drunk?
A - A drunk doesn't have to go to all those meetings.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:26 PM (mbhDw)
I mean, TWO Timmy Ho's in one 'hood? This isn't Canada, fergodssakes.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 04:20 PM (ul9CR)
Years ago, when Tim Hortons came to central Ohio, I sampled their doughnuts. Worst. Doughnuts. Ever. I used to say that the worst doughnut I ever had was delicious. Until I tried Tim Hortons. Dry, heavy and absolutely flavorless.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 06, 2017 04:26 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2017 04:24 PM (rF0hx)
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I don't know. They were talking about having an exorcism at third base earlier in the season. Anyway, you're supposed to be keeping me apprised.
Posted by: bluebell at June 06, 2017 04:26 PM (3TDfv)
If I'm gonna have a sweet for breakfast I don't want it to be pseudo-health food that has a bunch of calories and tastes like crap.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersanda at the present time) at June 06, 2017 04:26 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: mallfly the expert at June 06, 2017 04:27 PM (ILitO)
https://snapguide.com/guides/make-elephant-ears-like-you-get-at-the-fair/
I also like scones, but I think the other categories cover them pretty well. If you want scones, you already know to get scones. You don't have to brag on it. Just get them and quietly enjoy them. Be smug if you like.
Posted by: Carbo loader at June 06, 2017 04:27 PM (l+c7t)
The Indians drank chicory coffee, dammit. And hardy explorers. Pioneers. He-man types.
Nothing like Arbuckle's coffee with the peppermint stick in the bad.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 04:27 PM (oZe0I)
Posted by: josephistan at June 06, 2017 04:27 PM (7HtZB)
You'll also be as safe as kittens.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2017 04:27 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 06, 2017 04:27 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2017 04:27 PM (89T5c)
Our best pizzeria is owned by the local capo.
And it is fantastic pizza.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 04:27 PM (ul9CR)
Aren't Krispy Kremes just donuts with quadruple creamed sugar?"
Possibly. Don't know what other secret ingredients (if any) are in the glaze.
I do know that Lauren Bacall sure liked 'em.
Probably what killed her.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 06, 2017 04:28 PM (Cl+ZE)
Posted by: willow at June 06, 2017 04:28 PM (iS1Cb)
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2017 04:25 PM (Ot7+c)
My dad used to buy a Polish product called "Inka" over in Greenpoint and send it to my aunt in Chicago who loved the stuff.
Years later, I can't figure out why Inka was not available there considering Chicago has got to have one of the biggest Polish populations in the States.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:28 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: blaster at June 06, 2017 04:28 PM (jHrzU)
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2017 04:28 PM (Ot7+c)
they offer boba,
they offer sammitches and various Tortas. they make several coffee drinks.
Go, give them your business. They are every bit as good as My Delight Cupcakery in Montclair off Mountain Hwy. Different, but in that class of Yum.
Posted by: Gushka can has scary kittys what want hugs at June 06, 2017 04:28 PM (YhV5r)
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2017 04:25 PM (Ot7+c)
My dad used to buy a Polish product called "Inka" over in Greenpoint and send it to my aunt in Chicago who loved the stuff.
Years later, I can't figure out why Inka was not available there considering Chicago has got to have one of the biggest Polish populations in the States.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:28 PM (mbhDw)
Made with ink?
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 04:29 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: IrishEi at June 06, 2017 04:20 PM (HiDrR)
It will eventually phased out and you'll just have the Groucholi, Chicoli and Harpoli. Hey, that'sa good one boss
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 06, 2017 04:29 PM (493sH)
You'll also be as safe as kittens.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2017 04:27 PM (/tuJf)
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And those WICKED good Italian cookies that are also wicked expensive. Yum yum yum.
Posted by: bluebell at June 06, 2017 04:29 PM (3TDfv)
Our best pizzeria is owned by the local capo.
And it is fantastic pizza.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 04:27 PM (ul9CR)
Remember the infamous pizza connection case? I lived around the corner from one of the pizzerias in Forest Hills. Worst. Slice. Ever.
Not even a hint of heroin, the gavones.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:29 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 06, 2017 04:29 PM (c6/9Q)
Made with ink?
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 04:29 PM (0mRoj)
Well, the lady with the original recipe died, and so . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:29 PM (mbhDw)
Our best pizzeria is owned by the local capo.
And it is fantastic pizza.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 04:27 PM (ul9CR)
Every pizza shop where I live is Mexican-owned.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 06, 2017 04:29 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2017 04:28 PM (Ot7+c)
Hey now, I never did that when I brought in donuts.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 04:30 PM (0mRoj)
You'll also be as safe as kittens.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2017 04:27 PM (/tuJf)
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This X a bazillion. What's the name of the huge bakery kind of in the center of the main block?
Posted by: Weasel at June 06, 2017 04:30 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: willow at June 06, 2017 04:28 PM (iS1Cb)
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**fistbump**
Posted by: bluebell at June 06, 2017 04:30 PM (3TDfv)
Glaze, frosting, filling are just something you don't want to taste after a while. A nice soft spongy--definitely not gooey!!!--donut is the best!
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2017 04:30 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2017 04:24 PM (rF0hx)
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I don't know.
Abbott and Costello: Don't get us started
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 06, 2017 04:30 PM (493sH)
Posted by: IrishEi at June 06, 2017 04:31 PM (HiDrR)
You know it's authentic when you go in. There's a statue of the Virgin Mary on the counter.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersanda at the present time) at June 06, 2017 04:31 PM (ZM2xo)
If you're ever in Buffalo, you gotta try La Nova.
You'll like it if you know what's good for you! (jk,it's great!)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 04:31 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2017 04:31 PM (2mC6G)
Has Ariana Grande showed up on this thread yet? We know she likes to try all the donuts.
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2017 04:31 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Rocky Mountain Munchkins
Posted by: IrishEi at June 06, 2017 04:31 PM (HiDrR)
Hairy or plain?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:31 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 04:31 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 04:31 PM (TwwWO)
Take it home.
Sit down, bite into it. Fantastic! Next bite. Fantastic! Third bite: doughy. They didn't cook it all the way.
I've gagged and almost thrown up over several apple fritters that way. Horrific.
But I soldiered on, because as a kid when I looked up through the small crevices while running from the rabid coyotes chasing me endlessly through the foul miasma of a mud bog inside the caves full of luminescent moss, I once thought the cloud of vultures awaiting my demise looked tasty.
Posted by: Vanceone at June 06, 2017 04:31 PM (jngwH)
was that I once passed a tapeworm which exited my body due to my own
malnutrition. Best damn pet a boy could have!
OH, la-ti-da, Little Lord Fauntleroy and his pet tapeworm!
When I was a lass, all we had to play with were our own wounds, cuts, and bruises from our jobs as rug beaters. We were snatched up and smashed against rugs fifteen hours a day for ha'penny a month, and then we played with our own broken flesh until we passed out right before starting work again. And we considered ourselves quite lucky, at the time.
Posted by: lauraw at June 06, 2017 04:32 PM (D+nQH)
Posted by: goon at June 06, 2017 04:32 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2017 04:32 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 06, 2017 04:33 PM (c6/9Q)
When I worked at a summer camp back in the Pleistocene Era, we would take the oldest kids for a huge meal at this place in NE Pennsylvania called Kresge's Lindencourt. They used to serve trays of sticky buns BEFORE you had your steak and potato. Much hurling ensued after consuming mass quantities. But they were incredibly good. Sadly, the place is no more.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:33 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 04:33 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 06, 2017 04:33 PM (FNM2C)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 04:33 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 06, 2017 04:33 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 06, 2017 04:34 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2017 04:34 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 04:35 PM (TwwWO)
I'd post what I think of small pastries, but took enough flak for dissing ice cream...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2017 04:35 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 06, 2017 04:33 PM (CNHr1)
Like but only on occasion. No visit to a street fair or carnival is complete without a plate of hot fried dough buried in powdered sugar.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 04:35 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 04:33 PM (cPsPa)
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Good. You keep thinking that way. More cannolis for the rest of us.
Posted by: bluebell at June 06, 2017 04:35 PM (3TDfv)
Posted by: willow at June 06, 2017 04:28 PM (iS1Cb)
Vanilla malt. With whipped cream on top so you can swirl it into the malt.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersanda at the present time) at June 06, 2017 04:35 PM (ZM2xo)
you can tell a lot about a person by the doughnuts they bring when it is
their turn for doughnut Friday. someone who brings in a couple of
boxes of entenmanns instead of something from a bakery is a jerk.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 04:31 PM (cPsPa)
In Honolulu, if the box isnt from Leonard's, and it isnt still warm, i will think youre a jerk. True fact.
Out here i would travel half an hour to get donuts from Blue Ribbon, or just have none at all. Otherise they are just sugar covered lard-biscuits
Posted by: Gushka can has scary kittys what want hugs at June 06, 2017 04:35 PM (YhV5r)
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 06, 2017 04:35 PM (g9A94)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2017 04:35 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Vanceone at June 06, 2017 04:31 PM (jngwH)
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You had caves? How we longed for caves!!!
Posted by: Weasel at June 06, 2017 04:36 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 06, 2017 04:35 PM (g9A94)
Hostess apple pies.
"Memories, light the corners of my mind . . ."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:36 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2017 04:35 PM (MINbv)
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Dissing ice cream? Man, you're lucky I wasn't around for that.
Ya bum.
Posted by: bluebell at June 06, 2017 04:36 PM (3TDfv)
Posted by: Corona at June 06, 2017 04:36 PM (MX9ZV)
can i ask how you make it? Dunkin Donuts coffee made at home never tastes like Dunkin Donuts coffee to me.
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2017 04:36 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: goon at June 06, 2017 04:36 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Vanceone at June 06, 2017 04:31 PM (jngwH)
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You had caves? How we longed for caves!!!
Posted by: Weasel at June 06, 2017 04:36 PM (Sfs6o)
We had to sleep on the still-cooling magma. Our parents would peel the blistered skin from our backs and make us eat it for breakfast.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 04:37 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 06, 2017 04:37 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2017 04:37 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Pepe le Pew at June 06, 2017 04:37 PM (RBh62)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2017 04:37 PM (3KXuO)
Speaking of Hostess, Sno- Balls. Yum.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:37 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 06, 2017 04:37 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: mallfly the expert at June 06, 2017 04:37 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 04:38 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Corona at June 06, 2017 04:36 PM (MX9ZV)
Married man, I see.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 04:38 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2017 04:37 PM (3KXuO)
Just about everything, I imagine!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:38 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 06, 2017 04:38 PM (mf5HN)
so you're saying your parents cared for you and fed you?
My pa used to strip the flesh off my back and eat it himself and laugh gaily as I writhed in pain and hunger.
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2017 04:38 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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She got frittered.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 06, 2017 04:39 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 04:38 PM (cPsPa)
Leave the gun. Take the fritters.
- - Yankeefifth Clemenza
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:39 PM (mbhDw)
Because Kingpin Donuts is the Platonic Ideal of donut shops.
And their apple fritters, fresh from the fat at 2:30am after the bars close are an excellent hangover remedy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2017 04:39 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 04:39 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 06, 2017 04:37 PM (6Ll1u)
That ain't ground beef...
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 04:39 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2017 04:39 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 04:38 PM (cPsPa)
Chuck Heston: The apple fritters are PEOPLE!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 06, 2017 04:39 PM (493sH)
Our best pizzeria is owned by the local capo.
And it is fantastic pizza.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 04:27 PM
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Ever been to Patsy's in Harlem? I haven't been there in years, but their food was excellent. We used to go there after the pubs closed, with a friend named "Big Sal" who knew the password that got you in after hours. Safest place in Harlem at 4 in the morning.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 06, 2017 04:39 PM (HiDrR)
and then the bakery sold Meat Pies for two weeks only
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2017 04:39 PM (8rNrN)
so you're saying your parents cared for you and fed you?
My pa used to strip the flesh off my back and eat it himself and laugh gaily as I writhed in pain and hunger.
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2017 04:38 PM (8rNrN)
At least you could afford to writhe. My dad share-cropped writhing and yowling for less than 10 cents a day.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:40 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 06, 2017 04:40 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 04:33 PM (cPsPa)
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Good. You keep thinking that way. More cannolis for the rest of us.
Posted by: bluebell at June 06, 2017 04:35 PM (3TDfv)
What is that stuff inside cannolis? I don't like it at all.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 06, 2017 04:40 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: IrishEi at June 06, 2017 04:40 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2017 04:37 PM (3KXuO)
just move the food around on your plate, like you're eating...you'll be fine
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 06, 2017 04:40 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 06, 2017 04:40 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2017 04:39 PM (MINbv)
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You most certainly did not. I'd remember that.
Posted by: bluebell at June 06, 2017 04:40 PM (3TDfv)
Posted by: deadrody at June 06, 2017 04:41 PM (FvbGP)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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Stayman Apple zealotry.
Posted by: Weasel at June 06, 2017 04:41 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Insomniac
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You are on a roll today, sleepy one!
Posted by: IrishEi at June 06, 2017 04:40 PM (HiDrR)
I gotta do something to keep myself occupied.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 04:41 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 06, 2017 04:38 PM (mf5HN)
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Rest in peace, Canadian brothers!
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 04:41 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 06, 2017 04:41 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: bluebell at June
there will always be plenty of cannolis for the rest of you. have you ever been to a store that sells cannolis that ran out? nope, because they never have. The only reason cannolis are persist is because of ethnic pride. cannolis are teh lutefisk of pastry.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 04:41 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Its me donna at June 06, 2017 04:42 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2017 04:37 PM (3KXuO)
just move the food around on your plate, like you're eating...you'll be fine
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 06, 2017 04:40 PM (c6/9Q)
Sneak a few forkfuls to the rats and roaches at your feet. Before you know it, clean plate club!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:42 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 06, 2017 04:42 PM (QM5S2)
But I'll be flying this next trip, so...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2017 04:42 PM (MINbv)
Beignets, sopapillas, and zeppoli are all pretty much the same thing and are all fucking delicious esp. with powdered sugar and honey or raspberry or chocolate dipping sauce.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 06, 2017 04:42 PM (hDqio)
Posted by: Glenn John at June 06, 2017 04:42 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 06, 2017 04:37 PM (6Ll1u)
I see you've tried cat. How was it?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 06, 2017 04:43 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 04:43 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 06, 2017 04:41 PM (TdMsT)
Viennese and Hungarian pastry growing up. Aunts baked, or a trip to Andres in Forest Hills.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:43 PM (mbhDw)
Take a pot of good black coffee, then boil it, and boil it, and boil it until it starts to get kind of sticky and some is caking on the side of the pot. You know, like if you forget and leave the burner on all day. What's left to pour will taste a lot like chickoree.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2017 04:43 PM (RBh62)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 06, 2017 04:43 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: ace at June
heh. well your thread inspired me to google her. turns out she is fine. now if I could just get a pic.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 04:43 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 06, 2017 04:43 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 06, 2017 04:43 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 06, 2017 04:44 PM (wfDW1)
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 04:43 PM (Pqytn)
I mentioned that upthread. Munn cake as the Hungarians called it. I had a love/hate relationship with it. But the apple strudel, gevalt!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:44 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Weasel at June 06, 2017 04:41 PM (Sfs6o)
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Hey, I had nothing to do with Y5's donut girl.
She knew he didn't like cannoli and bailed.
Posted by: bluebell at June 06, 2017 04:44 PM (3TDfv)
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 06, 2017 04:44 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: Corona at June 06, 2017 04:44 PM (MX9ZV)
If I only knew!
Posted by: dananjcon at June 06, 2017 04:44 PM (WLK0w)
I would have liked Magma.
Posted by: Vanceone at June 06, 2017 04:44 PM (jngwH)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 04:44 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Glenn John at June
in the top list no, in the thread yes. and you are right, should have been in the top list.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 04:44 PM (cPsPa)
P.S.
I have a hit out on that GD Johnny Coldcuts for ruining my 2004
Posted by: Hobbiehawk at June 06, 2017 04:44 PM (Qot/z)
so you're saying your parents cared for you and fed you?
My pa used to strip the flesh off my back and eat it himself and laugh gaily as I writhed in pain and hunger.
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2017 04:38 PM (8rNrN)
My parents forced me to eat dinner facing a life-sized portrait of Lena Dunham taking a poo.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 06, 2017 04:44 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2017 04:44 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 06, 2017 04:43 PM (c6/9Q)
"I'm on it!"
- - B.J. Clinton w/lotion and Beaver Hunt
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:44 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 06, 2017 04:35 PM (g9A94)
Hostess apple pies.
"Memories, light the corners of my mind . . ."
********
the crust is lighter with all the air.
Entemans makes their own version of the pocket pies now tho
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 06, 2017 04:45 PM (g9A94)
I feel sorry for you, obviously you never had proper chicory coffee. sad.
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 06, 2017 04:45 PM (c6/9Q)
Pineapple upside down cake. And I normally like pineapples.
But they're glazy and weird on the cake and the cake itself is boring.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersanda at the present time) at June 06, 2017 04:45 PM (ZM2xo)
I'll pass.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 06, 2017 04:45 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 06, 2017 04:40 PM (CNHr1)
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I can't speak to DD coffee never having it but I'm quite partial to Perkins coffee.
Posted by: WisRich at June 06, 2017 04:45 PM (hdpay)
My parents forced me to eat dinner facing a life-sized portrait of Lena Dunham taking a poo.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 06, 2017 04:44 PM (TdMsT)
Pfft. That's nothing. We had to eat the carcass of Helen Thomas, like it was carved off the bone like Spanish jamon.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:46 PM (mbhDw)
Pineapple upside down cake. And I normally like pineapples.
But they're glazy and weird on the cake and the cake itself is boring.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersanda at the present time) at June 06, 2017 04:45 PM (ZM2xo)
You must've had it turned over the wrong way.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 04:46 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: goon at June 06, 2017 04:46 PM (EaQ6/)
They shot me, and used the donuts to plug my wounds.
That's how bad donuts with sprinkles are.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 06, 2017 04:46 PM (6jaju)
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 04:43 PM (Pqytn)
I mentioned that upthread. Munn cake as the Hungarians called it. I had a love/hate relationship with it. But the apple strudel, gevalt!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:44 PM (mbhDw)
Stretched strudel only.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 06, 2017 04:46 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2017 04:46 PM (RBh62)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 06, 2017 04:43 PM (c6/9Q)
"I'm on it!"
- - B.J. Clinton w/lotion and Beaver Hunt
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:44 PM (mbhDw)
they are a phallic symbol after all...Sicilians, I tell you
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 06, 2017 04:46 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 04:46 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:44 PM (mbhDw)
Remember the old Cafe Geiger in Yorkville? They made an awesome strudel.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2017 04:47 PM (rF0hx)
But they're glazy and weird on the cake and the cake itself is boring.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersanda at the present time) at June 06, 2017 04:45 PM (ZM2xo)
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Pineapple upside down cake is great. I'll take yours.
I'm going to get fat taking all the good stuff you people don't want. I'm willing to make the sacrifice.
Posted by: bluebell at June 06, 2017 04:47 PM (3TDfv)
You know what's kind of a gross cake?
Pineapple upside down cake. And I normally like pineapples.
But they're glazy and weird on the cake and the cake itself is boring.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersanda at the present time) at June 06, 2017 04:45 PM (ZM2xo)
either your tatstes are vastly different than mine, or you never had one like my Gramma used to make. I am notoriously picky, and i did love it so. The cake was not boring . the Pineapple should be carmelized.
Posted by: Gushka can has scary kittys what want hugs at June 06, 2017 04:47 PM (YhV5r)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 06, 2017 04:44 PM (wfDW1)
The Horde can laser focus on the important things of which food is up there with boobehs and guns.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 06, 2017 04:47 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Some damn moron at June 06, 2017 04:48 PM (E8apb)
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Pineapple upside down cake is great. I'll take yours.
I'm going to get fat taking all the good stuff you people don't want. I'm willing to make the sacrifice.
Posted by: bluebell at June 06, 2017 04:47 PM (3TDfv)
You're a real team player.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 04:48 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2017 04:48 PM (MINbv)
My parents forced me to eat dinner facing a life-sized portrait of Lena Dunham taking a poo.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 06, 2017 04:44 PM (TdMsT)
Pfft. That's nothing. We had to eat the carcass of Helen Thomas, like it was carved off the bone like Spanish jamon.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:46 PM (mbhDw)
Oh Gawd. And then there were the LEFTOVERS.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 06, 2017 04:48 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:44 PM (mbhDw)
Remember the old Cafe Geiger in Yorkville? They made an awesome strudel.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2017 04:47 PM (rF0hx)
And Kleine Konditorei? Andres has a couple of stores in Manhattan now up in that area. All the Krauts and Hunkies are all gone now, alas.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:48 PM (mbhDw)
She knew her pastry and we were glad of it.
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 04:48 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 06, 2017 04:48 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 06, 2017 04:48 PM (AM1GF)
Those are great with a hot cup of cafe au lait.
On the Donut Evolutionary Scale- they're sort of the French Neanderthal of Donuts.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2017 04:48 PM (NyJwR)
If made the right way (or maybe it's just a family recipe thing,) it's basically the greatest Christmas cake/pastry ever.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 06, 2017 04:49 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 06, 2017 04:39 PM (7ZVPa)
546 540 There was a girl in my fifth grade class who was cute as heck. (I know this because my mom told her mom that her daughter was "just darling.") Her mom owned a bakery across the street from our elementary school that made the best apple fritters ever. then one day she disappeared.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 04:38 PM (cPsPa)
Leave the gun. Take the fritters.
Heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 04:49 PM (cPsPa)
Fuck anyone who says otherwise.
Posted by: Jayrod at June 06, 2017 04:49 PM (7Mqao)
Posted by: Corona at June 06, 2017 04:49 PM (MX9ZV)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2017 04:49 PM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 04:48 PM (0mRoj)
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I know. There's no "i" in "bluebell."
Posted by: bluebell at June 06, 2017 04:49 PM (3TDfv)
Posted by: Ariana Grandiose at June 06, 2017 04:49 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 06, 2017 04:50 PM (g9A94)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 06, 2017 04:41 PM (TdMsT)
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Strudel is pretty damned good!
Now, stollen is usually too scone-like, dry. But my son (for some utterly incomprehensible reason) made some last Christmas that was delicious.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 06, 2017 04:50 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2017 04:50 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 06, 2017 04:50 PM (B+qrE)
Those are great with a hot cup of cafe au lait.
On the Donut Evolutionary Scale- they're sort of the French Neanderthal of Donuts.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2017 04:48 PM (NyJwR)
Chicory coffee goes best with real NO Beignets, don't you think ?
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 06, 2017 04:50 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 06, 2017 04:50 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 06, 2017 04:50 PM (dargh)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2017 04:48 PM (MINbv)
"That restaurant's so bad, they serve coffee for 50 cents a slice!"
- - Dangerfield
"Heh!"
- - Jack Soo aka Sgt. Yemana
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:50 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 04:48 PM (0mRoj)
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I know. There's no "i" in "bluebell."
Posted by: bluebell
But there is in "ice cream". Your namesake's vanilla is to die for. I knew people on the verge of breakdowns when it wasn't available a while back.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 06, 2017 04:51 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 06, 2017 04:51 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 04:43 PM (Pqytn)
I mentioned that upthread. Munn cake as the Hungarians called it. I had a love/hate relationship with it. But the apple strudel, gevalt!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:44 PM (mbhDw)
My grandmother (Austria) also made poppyseed cake and every kind of strudel.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 06, 2017 04:51 PM (TdMsT)
Maybe a Crossbow hanging on the wall behind her.
We'd get what, 10,000 comments in an hour? Mostly of people going to their bunk, repeatedly?
Posted by: Vanceone at June 06, 2017 04:51 PM (jngwH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 04:51 PM (cPsPa)
If made the right way (or maybe it's just a family recipe thing,) it's basically the greatest Christmas cake/pastry ever.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 06, 2017 04:49 PM (72PAC)
...
yes and yes.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 06, 2017 04:51 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 06, 2017 04:51 PM (AM1GF)
What is that stuff inside cannolis? I don't like it at all.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 06, 2017 04:40 PM (TdMsT)
Ricotta cheese
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 06, 2017 04:51 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 06, 2017 04:50 PM (B+qrE)
Challenge accepted.
*readies box cutter*
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 04:51 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: concrete girl at June 06, 2017 04:51 PM (s26vG)
She knew her pastry and we were glad of it.
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 04:48 PM (Pqytn)
Now you've done it. I crave my relatives baked goods AND I have "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" in my head.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:51 PM (mbhDw)
Out here i would travel half an hour to get donuts from Blue Ribbon, or just have none at all. Otherise they are just sugar covered lard-biscuits
Posted by: Gushka can has scary kittys what want hugs at June
same page as you. If I cannot have the one I want I would rather have none at all.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 04:52 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Fritz at June 06, 2017 04:52 PM (TNQMS)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 06, 2017 04:50 PM (c6/9Q)
Yup.
The bitterness of the chicory cuts the sweetness of the powdered sugar for Donuty Coffee Nirvana.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2017 04:52 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 04:52 PM (oZe0I)
- - Jack Soo aka Sgt. Yemana
Greates Yemana moment:
Barney: "Hey, great brown sugar. Thanks, Nick."
Yemana: "It was white..."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 06, 2017 04:52 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: goon at June 06, 2017 04:52 PM (EaQ6/)
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Yes, in fact Entenman's used to make fruit stollen at Christmas. We had it when I lived on Long Island and haven't seen it in years since I moved away.
White cake (like soda bread) covered in sugar with "fruit cake" like fruit. It was perfect with black coffee.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 06, 2017 04:52 PM (4AVeu)
But there is in "ice cream". Your namesake's vanilla is to die for. I knew people on the verge of breakdowns when it wasn't available a while back.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 06, 2017 04:51 PM (AM1GF)
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WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE TIME WITHOUT JOY.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 06, 2017 04:52 PM (yL25O)
If made the right way (or maybe it's just a family recipe thing,) it's basically the greatest Christmas cake/pastry ever.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?
Even better? German butter cake. It's like you feel an artery closing off with every bite.
By the end so little oxygen is getting to your brain that you begin to wish that Hillary Clinton was President.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 06, 2017 04:53 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Meremortal, CNN IS ISIS. at June 06, 2017 04:53 PM (3myMJ)
She seems nice.
http://www.mediaite.com/ online/watch-philadelphia -newswoman-arrested-after-going- on-tirade-outside-comedy-club/
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 06, 2017 04:53 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 04:53 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: RD Walker at June 06, 2017 04:53 PM (6RtJb)
Real meat pies are Cornish pasties.
Posted by: 13times at June 06, 2017 04:53 PM (WHVu+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:53 PM (mbhDw)
633 Chocolate donuts. Not chocolate covered. The donut itself is chocolate, with a nice sugary glaze on it.
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 06, 2017 04:50 PM (dargh)
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I like the cut of your jib, JuJuBee.
Posted by: Weasel at June 06, 2017 04:54 PM (Sfs6o)
Heard of it but have never had it. Is that what they sell in Costco around the holidays that costs an arm and a leg?
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 06, 2017 04:54 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 06, 2017 04:54 PM (yV8pG)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 06, 2017 04:52 PM (yL25O)
Oh. Better remain silent forever then.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 04:54 PM (0mRoj)
Real meat pies are Cornish pasties.
Posted by: 13times at June 06, 2017 04:53 PM (WHVu+)
Pasties are big in Vegas, right?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:54 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
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I finally had some this spring! We were in SC and the first thing my friend and I did was to go to the store and buy four pints of Bluebell ice cream, all different flavors. That was all we bought. We looked at the checkout girl and said, "Don't judge us." I think she judged us.
It was delicious. I think my fave was the praline pecan.
Posted by: bluebell at June 06, 2017 04:54 PM (3TDfv)
Real meat pies are Cornish pasties.
It's a bitch getting them off the dancers.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 04:54 PM (oZe0I)
Maybe a Crossbow hanging on the wall behind her.
We'd get what, 10,000 comments in an hour? Mostly of people going to their bunk, repeatedly?
Posted by: Vanceone at June 06, 2017 04:51 PM (jngwH)
*ponders*
Well, I can use The Rack as a plate, not to mention shelving.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 06, 2017 04:54 PM (mf5HN)
Seriously! I'm like, WTF?
Posted by: Chris M at June 06, 2017 04:54 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 06, 2017 04:55 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 06, 2017 04:55 PM (osuON)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 06, 2017 04:55 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 06, 2017 04:44 PM (QM5S2)
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Oooooooooh! The best Danish pastry ever!
I had a BIL who was from Racine and he would bring them back to us often. Hooked us good.
Then my stupid moonbat sister divorced him.
Now we order them online for Easter every year. Kringle dot com. And they are fresh.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 06, 2017 04:55 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Vanceone at June 06, 2017 04:55 PM (jngwH)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2017 04:01 PM (/tuJf)
We used to go to Fire Island too, Smith Point. Nice big waves there, nice beach. You parked and then walked through a tunnel to come and go from the beach. No donut shops nearby, but we would stop at Carvel's on the way home.
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 06, 2017 04:55 PM (dargh)
same page as you. If I cannot have the one I want I would rather have none at all.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 04:52 PM (cPsPa)
if i am gonna blow my diet, it had BETTER be worth it.
Posted by: Gushka can has scary kittys what want hugs at June 06, 2017 04:55 PM (YhV5r)
We don't do grinding, so I grind it using Sprouts's machine, couple notches above full coarse. Using a small cheap Black & Decker coffee maker with 32 ounce capacity, we do 1-1/2 scoops for 16 ounces water.
Perfect!
Sprouts prices the beans at $10 per pound, and every other week or so I find it at $7. It's hit or miss, so I just figure I am cost-averaging at $8.50.
I used to get Starbucks's Italian roast, but it's priced at $13.33 full price and discounted on a timing pattern about like Sprouts to $9.31, so my cost-averaged number is $11.32.
And I should mention that I find doing biz with Starbucks about as distasteful as with Google.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 06, 2017 04:55 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 06, 2017 04:55 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: goon
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I have to say that the French understand the benefits of fresh bread, there's at least one bakery per block.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 06, 2017 04:55 PM (7ZVPa)
This is turning into that scene from the Dom DeLuise movie Fatso. He calls the support group Chubby Checkers (the singer?) to help him and they start talking about food and then go on an all night eating binge
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 06, 2017 04:55 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Chris M at June 06, 2017 04:56 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 06, 2017 04:56 PM (43OZ6)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2017 04:56 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 06, 2017 04:55 PM (CNHr1)
A nice mitzvah. I miss my momma.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:56 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: WisRich at June 06, 2017 04:56 PM (hdpay)
It was delicious. I think my fave was the praline pecan.
Posted by: bluebell at June 06, 2017 04:54 PM (3TDfv)
Of course she was judging you, you only got four. That's barely enough to make it to the car.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 06, 2017 04:56 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: RD Walker at June 06, 2017 04:57 PM (6RtJb)
(I cook quite a bit, and always for the same reason - I never can get exactly what I want, the way I like it, unless I do it myself. So I learned how.)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2017 04:57 PM (RBh62)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 06, 2017 04:57 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand!
I wouldn't mention the latter. And if you see an ewok approach you with a power screwdriver, run.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 06, 2017 04:57 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: bluebell at June 06, 2017 04:57 PM (3TDfv)
German town in North Texas called Muenster.
They bake them there. To die for. I have driven two hours out of the way for one before.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 04:57 PM (oZe0I)
And people applauded.
So like, what kind of jelly roll are you, man?
Posted by: Johann Fitzgeld Kanadisch at June 06, 2017 04:57 PM (VFhMt)
Only ever had one like that once, but I can say I've lived
Posted by: nuke it from orbit at June 06, 2017 04:58 PM (8r0vw)
Posted by: Lester at June 06, 2017 04:58 PM (LfJIn)
However:
1. I do not have any in house
2.I do not want to leave the house
3. I do not want to make donuts
4. I do not have anyone who will wilingly fetch me donuts on command.
Can you send a service dog to Dunkin Donuts with cash and a note? Will that work? The cat won't, she's a shut in.
/perhaps I need a service dog...
Posted by: shibumi at June 06, 2017 04:58 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Guy With His D*ck In An Eclair at June 06, 2017 04:58 PM (uhftQ)
Czechs settled in Texas and then Cambodians started up bakeries.
http://tinyurl.com/yaabbabw
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 06, 2017 04:58 PM (wwL6Q)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2017 04:01 PM (/tuJf)
We used to go to Fire Island too, Smith Point. Nice big waves there, nice beach. You parked and then walked through a tunnel to come and go from the beach. No donut shops nearby, but we would stop at Carvel's on the way home.
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 06, 2017 04:55 PM (dargh)
Fudgie the Whale, Cookie Puss and Cookie O'Puss for St. Patrick's Day. Poor old Tom was murdered, but they could never make a case.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 04:58 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 06, 2017 04:58 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Johann Fitzgeld Kanadisch at June 06, 2017 04:59 PM (VFhMt)
But it's one of Dom Delouise' best!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2017 04:59 PM (RBh62)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 06, 2017 04:59 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Johann Fitzgeld Kanadisch at June 06, 2017 04:59 PM (VFhMt)
Hi there!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 06, 2017 04:59 PM (0mRoj)
Best family owned bakery on Earth.
Posted by: 13times at June 06, 2017 04:59 PM (WHVu+)
Posted by: Weasel at June 06, 2017 04:59 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: goon at June 06, 2017 04:59 PM (EaQ6/)
I make great crabmeat Indian Tacos.
Posted by: Elizibeth Warren at June 06, 2017 05:00 PM (r5KeJ)
Bought a bag of Krispy Kreme Crullers last week and it was a Reality Winner. 'specially dunked in covfefe.
Posted by: olddog in mo at June 06, 2017 05:00 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 06, 2017 05:00 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Johann Fitzgeld Kanadisch at June 06, 2017 04:59 PM (VFhMt)
Hi there!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 06, 2017 04:59 PM (0mRoj)
One out of two ain't bad . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 05:00 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Morigu at June 06, 2017 05:00 PM (x6Ax6)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2017 05:01 PM (RBh62)
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 06, 2017 04:56 PM (mf5HN)
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A girl after my own heart.
I actually looked into trying to figure out how I could take some on the 600 mile trip home. But the only size of dry ice I could find was way too big.
Posted by: bluebell at June 06, 2017 05:01 PM (3TDfv)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 06, 2017 04:58 PM (6Ll1u)
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Indian? Dot or woo-woo?
Posted by: Weasel at June 06, 2017 05:01 PM (Sfs6o)
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Yeah, most of the Old Country is going to hell, but they have awesome pastries.
/except Britain.
Posted by: shibumi at June 06, 2017 05:01 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 06, 2017 05:01 PM (osuON)
Czechs settled in Texas and then Cambodians started up bakeries.
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Well, it sounds to me like there's a whoooole lot of cultural appropriatin' goin' on around heah.
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 05:01 PM (Pqytn)
Some forms of multiculturalism have an upside !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 06, 2017 05:01 PM (yV8pG)
For shame!
Posted by: jbspry at June 06, 2017 05:01 PM (hxLER)
Its pretty good...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2017 05:01 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: shibumi at June 06, 2017 03:36 PM (aT+Bx)
cruellers are the Queens of the donut world
Posted by: the Butcher at June 06, 2017 05:02 PM (AGJqR)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 06, 2017 05:01 PM (osuON)
Can't say that I have, BUT I did eat at the French Culinary Institute in SoHo and it was damn good.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 05:02 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Johann Fitzgeld Kanadisch at June 06, 2017 05:02 PM (VFhMt)
Couple recipes for German Butter Cake, but this one seems the closest to what I remember...
Gooey Philadelphia German Butter Cake (Butterkuchen)
http://www.food.com/recipe/gooey-philadelphia-
german-butter-cake-butterkuchen-24308
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 06, 2017 05:02 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: jbspry at June 06, 2017 05:03 PM (hxLER)
Posted by: bluebell
That should simply have told you to bring more home with you...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 06, 2017 05:03 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 05:03 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 06, 2017 05:03 PM (c6/9Q)
Some forms of multiculturalism have an upside !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 06, 2017 05:01 PM (yV8pG)
I was stunned at the preponderance of French restaurants and bakeries in Japan. They crave it.
As to southeast Asia, it was a French colony and French food is still a staple in the bigger cities, especially in Vietnam.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 05:04 PM (mbhDw)
You certainly don't go to Chinese or Japanese or Thai restaurants for the desserts. I've had decent mango ice cream at a Thai restaurant, bu that's it. The ME? Some sort of honey/date pastry thing. Not much variety. Africa? I can't even think of an African dessert.
Let's face it: whites rock desserts.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersanda at the present time) at June 06, 2017 05:04 PM (ZM2xo)
Yep. As I recall they have three or four restaurants in one, in different styles. French, Americana, etc
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 06, 2017 05:04 PM (+7/1f)
And then sugar.
Posted by: Johann Fitzgeld Kanadisch
Some weed out the unfit by starving them. We do it by feeding them.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 06, 2017 05:04 PM (AM1GF)
Its pretty good...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2017 05:01 PM (MINbv)
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Hmm, I'd probably pass on that. I love strawberries but not in ice cream.
The coffee ice cream was really good too.
Posted by: bluebell at June 06, 2017 05:04 PM (3TDfv)
Posted by: goon at June 06, 2017 05:04 PM (EaQ6/)
Cinnamon Buns have been proven to be responsible for America's obesity epidemic and diabetic crisis, and also totally worth it."
You're not wrong, *especially* if they're made from challah bread coated in cinnamon sugar, with butter cream cheese frosting. There was a place in a Birmingham, AL mall called Cindy's which had cinnamon rolls which were absolutely orgasmic. Until recently I had never figured out their secret until I went over to a Jewish friend's home and had homemade cinnamon rolls made from challah bread.
I ain't kidding when I said these things are orgasmic.
Posted by: Saber Alter, rising from the dead at June 06, 2017 05:05 PM (YZ7Go)
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I hope, for sure, your recipe will be sent in for the cookbook!
Posted by: washrivergal at June 06, 2017 05:05 PM (+tKYk)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 06, 2017 05:05 PM (AM1GF)
Let's face it: whites rock desserts.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersanda at the present time) at June 06, 2017 05:04 PM (ZM2xo)
Only because of privilege. Our imperialist/colonialist activities around the world robbed these cultures of their desserts.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 06, 2017 05:05 PM (0mRoj)
If they're still there, must be 20 years ago.
Chicago.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 06, 2017 05:05 PM (yV8pG)
Oddly, I now crave baklava.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 06, 2017 05:05 PM (AM1GF)
With a balaclava?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 05:06 PM (mbhDw)
Every time I go visit my mom, we make sure to get Indian tacos.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 06, 2017 04:58 PM (6Ll1u)
Frybread Tacos? I go with a friend to Pow wows at the rez sometimes and i gotta tell you, if they are made right they will make you cry they are so good.
Posted by: Gushka can has scary kittys what want hugs at June 06, 2017 05:06 PM (YhV5r)
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You guys need to go behind the Iron Curtain.
Ever wonder why every adult Pole over 40 is portly?
Sure, there's the potato/meat diet, but thats not the real reason.
Polish baked goods to die for. From cakes to cookies to donuts, there is literally something for everyone, and it is all more wonderful than life itself.
Posted by: shibumi at June 06, 2017 05:06 PM (aT+Bx)
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Mango ice cream is my favorite,
Posted by: Weasel at June 06, 2017 05:06 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 06, 2017 05:03 PM (AM1GF)
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What I meant was we didn't have a cooler big enough, nor could I find one to buy.
Don't think I didn't try.
Posted by: bluebell at June 06, 2017 05:06 PM (3TDfv)
If they're still there, must be 20 years ago.
Chicago.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 06, 2017 05:05 PM (yV8pG)
Ferrara's in NYC Little Italy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 05:06 PM (mbhDw)
2.I do not want to leave the house
I read parts of what Ace wrote to the kids and the oldest now NEEDS a donut.
I told him he could have one tomorrow, if he comes with me when I leave at 7:30am to drop the others off at camp.
He's thinking, he's thinking.
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 06, 2017 05:06 PM (wwL6Q)
Oddly, I now crave baklava.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 06, 2017 05:05 PM (AM1GF)
Me too.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 05:07 PM (Ri/rl)
Plain doughnuts are my favorite doughnuts from a doughnut shop.
Otherwise, My homemade potato doughnuts are my fav.
NOOD THREAD
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 06, 2017 05:07 PM (fceHP)
I ain't kidding when I said these things are orgasmic.
Posted by: Saber Alter, rising from the dead
At the Galleria. It was a bright spot during my two years' exile to that benighted burgh.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 06, 2017 05:07 PM (AM1GF)
I think it's now called International Culinary Institute. Meant to eat there but never made it.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 06, 2017 05:07 PM (osuON)
If they're still there, must be 20 years ago.
Chicago.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 06, 2017 05:05 PM (yV8pG)
Lots of great cannolis in Chi
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 06, 2017 05:07 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 06, 2017 05:05 PM (AM1GF)
With a balaclava?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2017 05:06 PM (mbhDw)
While playing a balalaika
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 06, 2017 05:07 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 06, 2017 05:07 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 06, 2017 04:54 PM (mf5HN)
There is a joke about Ace drilling some shelving, but I am too polite to tell it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2017 05:08 PM (rF0hx)
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And art.
And literature.
And science.
And music.
/whites rock! Literally!!!
Posted by: shibumi at June 06, 2017 05:08 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Zogger at June 06, 2017 05:09 PM (SKahJ)
Posted by: concrete girl at June 06, 2017 05:09 PM (s26vG)
Let's face it: whites rock desserts.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersanda at the present time) at June 06, 2017 05:04 PM (ZM2xo)
Unless you're Ireland
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 06, 2017 05:10 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Zogger at June
because it is a bad doughnut / jelly doughnut
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2017 05:10 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: bluebell at June 06, 2017 05:10 PM (3TDfv)
Let's face it: whites rock desserts.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersanda at the present time) at June 06, 2017 05:04 PM (ZM2xo)"
Japanese cuisine has a handful of sweets, the traditional kind sweetened from adzuki beans, like taiyaki. (which admittedly *is* damn good if it's fresh off the griddle) But everything else like dessert crepes (yes, crepes) and green tea ice cream is all due to European/American influence.
Posted by: Saber Alter, rising from the dead at June 06, 2017 05:11 PM (YZ7Go)
Posted by: goon at June 06, 2017 05:11 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: AlteredFate at June 06, 2017 05:12 PM (4hild)
I actually looked into trying to figure out how I could take some on the 600 mile trip home. But the only size of dry ice I could find was way too big.
You could have let the dry ice "melt" until it was the correct size.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 05:12 PM (oZe0I)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 06, 2017 05:07 PM (AM1GF)"
That's the one, yep.
Posted by: Saber Alter, rising from the dead at June 06, 2017 05:12 PM (YZ7Go)
Thank goodness for DST.
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 05:13 PM (Pqytn)
JackStraw, Where is that place? And why wasn't it around when I lived in Newport some 40 years ago? Damn!
Posted by: JTB at June 06, 2017 05:15 PM (V+03K)
She was a very pleasant woman, too.
Posted by: 13times at June 06, 2017 05:17 PM (WHVu+)
Posted by: Javems at June 06, 2017 05:19 PM (yOqwj)
http://tinyurl.com/araun7w
...is just a stroke of genius, if you ask me.
Also, is a Long John a real donut? What about a hot plate of those Cafe du Monde beignets in New Orleans.
Posted by: Action Jackson is my name. Bold adventure is my game. at June 06, 2017 05:29 PM (0SPyv)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at June 06, 2017 05:33 PM (X7RDS)
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Posted by: exliberal at June 06, 2017 09:08 PM (kjizk)
Posted by: exliberal at June 06, 2017 09:10 PM (kjizk)
Eclairs are totally gay, English speaking world's churro, the gay Mexican donut.
And the Danes, a proud warrior race, perfected the danish with raspberry, not cheese!
Posted by: Joe Mack at June 06, 2017 09:46 PM (iynDC)
Any where else? Meh.
Posted by: Joe Mack at June 06, 2017 09:48 PM (iynDC)
Also the Chick Fil-A chicken biscuit is the master of all breakfast sandwiches.
Posted by: Grizzledcoastie at June 06, 2017 11:31 PM (FMgad)
Ferrara's still in Chicago on Taylor. D'Amato's also excellent for Italian desserts and canolli (no doughnuts, though.)
Posted by: venus velvet at June 07, 2017 12:01 AM (g94P/)
Ace, are you on my dentist's payroll?
On topic, I don't care for filled pastries (or froster cupcakes). They make a mess of the mustache.
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If you leave off the powdered sugar, they're the same thing as the sopaipillas you can get in New Mexico.
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