Toronto Woman Wearing ISIS Headband and Screaming Islamic Chants and "Allahu Ackbar" Charged With Assaulting Mall-Goers With Golf Club;<br>No Known Motive At This Time

Toronto Woman Wearing ISIS Headband and Screaming Islamic Chants and "Allahu Ackbar" Charged With Assaulting Mall-Goers With Golf Club;
No Known Motive At This Time

We may never know the motive, if the media and politicized police have anything to say about it.

A Toronto woman has been charged after a suspect masked with an ISIS bandana allegedly swung a golf club at store employees while screaming threats and Islamic chants on Saturday afternoon at the same time that a terrorist rampage occurred in London.
Sources told the Toronto Sun that a woman entered Cedarbrae Mall in Scarborough and then the Canadian Tire store, where she walked to the paint section.
She ranted "Allahu Akbar" - God is great - before swinging a golf club at employees, sources said. The woman was restrained by several employees, who allegedly found a knife on her.

So many mysteries these days!

Posted by: Ace at 12:57 PM

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Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 12:57 PM (wmaTe)

2 I'm having a very firsty day. Also, she was probably just practicing her golf swing. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 12:57 PM (wmaTe)

3 3

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 12:58 PM (wmaTe)

4 Cool. I'll s ummon the others.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 12:58 PM (wmaTe)

5 Guess she was tee'd off

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2017 12:59 PM (gHLAr)

6 Austrian for "fore"?

Posted by: Furious George at June 06, 2017 12:59 PM (j+dfT)

7 Again -- golf clubs and hammers as the primary weapon when both people have knives on them?

I don't get it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 12:59 PM (wmaTe)

8 I can't fathom a single connection between this and all of the other attacks where the same thing was screamed.

Nope. Nothing. A mystery for the ages.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2017 12:59 PM (X52ZZ)

9 Driver, wedge, iron? Can't determine anything until we have ll the facts.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 06, 2017 12:59 PM (E8apb)

10 Why does a tire store have a paint section? Those canucks.

Posted by: The real Henderson James at June 06, 2017 01:00 PM (7A6l6)

11 Happy Ramadan, Honkies!!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2017 01:00 PM (89T5c)

12 Guess she was tee'd off

She was trying to drive her point home.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 01:00 PM (oZe0I)

13 7 Again -- golf clubs and hammers as the primary weapon when both people have knives on them?

I don't get it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 12:59 PM (wmaTe)

Maybe Ramadan has theme weeks. This might be blunt object week.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2017 01:00 PM (X52ZZ)

14 The Saga:

The large man with the smaller than averagely large hands holds up his cell phone.
"I got to Tweet something soon, keep those press loons yapping in circles."
The Golden Scalp Weasel chitters something.
"Yeah, covfefe was pretty good; I had them doing donuts in their on minds trying to work that one out."

The window to his office breaks and a woman leaps in the room, shouting "Stay your tiny thumbs, Tangerine Usurper!"
"What lunacy is this now?" Trump asks. The Golden Scalp Weasel shrugs as if to say "I don't know, I don't speak crazy."
"Your foulness shall be removed from here, for you are the pet odor and I am the carpet cleaning service!"
"What, Molly Maid? I already have maid service and they use the door like normal people!"
"Silence! I am Reality Check, the heroine of my imaginings! Your twisted hatred of everything I hold dear - Iran, Islam, Sociopathy - I mean Socialism - shall be wiped out! I have leaked to the press evidence the Russians hacked the election! This gave you an advantage over Hillary! When the people see this they shall rise up and cast you out! See?"
Trump takes the paper she holds up and says "You know, this is from the NSA. If you leaked this you have just confessed to a serious crime."
The Golden Scalp Weasel holds up an ornate lorgnette, reads over Trumps shoulder, and nods.
"It matters not! I am a martyr to the fevered imaginings that I am blessed with, I shall be known as the one who brought down Trump! Reality Check, victorious over Hitler the 19th!"
"And the company that was hacked, they deal with elections alright, they make the little 'I Voted' stickers they give people. Not voting machines."
Two Secret Service agents step into the room. The woman points and yells "Arrest him! He works for Putin!"
They drag her out as she screams "Cowards! Traitors! You have not seen the last of Reality Check!"
Trump shakes his head and remarks "You know, they ought to put away the polygraph and start using a Daft-O-Graph instead."
He picks up his phone and Tweets away merrily.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Climb to New Heights! The Outrage Outlet has AtC Signature Series Step-Stools! at June 06, 2017 01:00 PM (hLRSq)

15 No Known Motive At This Time

It's a real mystery. We may never know.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 01:00 PM (ul9CR)

16 I am not trying to make light of the overall situation, but hammers and golf clubs, really?

It's almost comical.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 06, 2017 01:01 PM (XF3Xp)

17 Sounds like me on the 15th at Cedarcrest when the drink cart blows right by me.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 06, 2017 01:01 PM (e1mEI)

18 Maybe Ramadan has theme weeks. This might be blunt object week.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2017 01:00 PM (X52ZZ)

I hadn't considered that angle.... hmm..

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 01:01 PM (wmaTe)

19 Let her play through.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 06, 2017 01:01 PM (LTHVh)

20 Where does one buy an ISIS bandana?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 06, 2017 01:01 PM (gIRsn)

21 Why does a tire store have a paint section? Those canucks.

Canadian Tire? They're like a Home Depot.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 01:01 PM (oZe0I)

22 Considering the controls that Germany has on Nazi symbols, I'm still surprised that they and the other Euros don't ban ISIS/Jihadi flags and the like. It's not like they have our Constitutional protections preventing it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 01:01 PM (oVJmc)

23 20 Where does one buy an ISIS bandana?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 06, 2017 01:01 PM (gIRsn)

From Syrian Amazon Prime?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 01:01 PM (wmaTe)

24 She's pissed 'cause the Leafs once again will not win the Stanley Cup.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 01:01 PM (ul9CR)

25
the latest breaking fake news:

Trump reportedly not satisfied with Sessions

I don't believe this for a second.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 06, 2017 01:01 PM (rTCJ6)

26 Damn, is she dating tiger woods?

Posted by: NCKate at June 06, 2017 01:02 PM (QS6Kp)

27 There sure are a lot of non-Muslims trying to make Islam look bad. That's the only motive I can think of.

Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2017 01:02 PM (xjiRE)

28 I am not trying to make light of the overall situation, but hammers and golf clubs, really?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

--

Next time, it will be a herring.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 06, 2017 01:02 PM (7ZVPa)

29 I didn't know that toronto malls installed ladies tees.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 06, 2017 01:02 PM (KUaJL)

30 Canadian Tire? They're like a Home Depot.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 01:01 PM (oZe0I)

That sounds very Canadian to me.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 01:02 PM (wmaTe)

31 Probably just a worn out shopper.
I'd give her a mulligan.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 06, 2017 01:02 PM (QtQaN)

32 Did she have the matching ISIS wrist bands?

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2017 01:02 PM (CfVU4)

33 Trump reportedly not satisfied with Sessions

That makes two of us.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 01:02 PM (ul9CR)

34 I'm here in Norfolk and the Navy actually expects me to work as a Dentist? Go figure?

Anyway it seems the World is going crazy...Muzzie attacks everywhere, The Left defending the Muzzies, and Comey refusing to answer questions? Fuck him and the left..Ok back to work. This work thing is for the birds

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2017 01:02 PM (m8J9w)

35
7 Again -- golf clubs and hammers as the primary weapon when both people have knives on them?

I don't get it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 12:59 PM (wmaTe)

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For some jihadis, a knife is too complex a weapon to master.

Og knows how to swing club!

Posted by: rd at June 06, 2017 01:02 PM (XSEwK)

36 21 Well, I can see then how she might have become disoriented.

Posted by: The real Henderson James at June 06, 2017 01:02 PM (7A6l6)

37 What a coincidence! I was able to thwart the attacks at the Notre Dame Cathedral and then the Canadian tire store on the anniversary of the day I stormed the beaches at Normandy!

Posted by: Brian Williams at June 06, 2017 01:02 PM (j+dfT)

38 Where does one buy an ISIS bandana?

ISIS gets swag and we can't get shirts? WTF?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 01:02 PM (oZe0I)

39 School at 40. Silly teabaggerz, he's obviously a DREAMer.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 06, 2017 01:02 PM (WHVu+)

40 Canadian muzzie missed the memo. Notre Dame muzzie fulfilled the "one terrorist attack a day during Ramadan" tradition.

Posted by: astronaut achmed at June 06, 2017 01:03 PM (nWI06)

41 We think she was over caffeinated at the time. We are calling for a investigation of Tim Horton's.

More at 6.

Posted by: CBC at June 06, 2017 01:03 PM (l4aLi)

42 Hahaha no mystery. She was just practicing for her mid year theatre club production.

One of these days someone's going to get hurt by these creative Canucky types stunts.

Posted by: kallisto at June 06, 2017 01:03 PM (kD8Fh)

43 Well, I can see then how she might have become disoriented

She was Asian?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 01:03 PM (oZe0I)

44 CNN: We will refrain from any further reporting of this matter until we can determine what islamophobic policy Toronto supported that caused this incident. Also Trump's fault.

Posted by: JC at June 06, 2017 01:03 PM (3GSgE)

45 ISIS bandanas can be bought at the official DNC bookstore.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2017 01:03 PM (89T5c)

46 A one iron would be a good weapon. A fairway wood would be just crazy.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 06, 2017 01:03 PM (LTHVh)

47 Happy Ramadan!

Keep your eyes open and your head down out there.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at June 06, 2017 01:03 PM (INRVS)

48 This kind of stuff has become par for the course.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 01:03 PM (ul9CR)

49 What's par for this hole?

Posted by: Just the Punchline of Golf Jokes at June 06, 2017 01:04 PM (JO9+V)

50 Terrorist Pro Tip - Accessorize for Success!

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Posted by: ISIS Cosmo at June 06, 2017 01:04 PM (CfVU4)

51 Next time, it will be a herring.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 06, 2017 01:02 PM (7ZVPa)

That's exactly what I was thinking, Monty Python levels of absurd.

Second look at shrubbery?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 06, 2017 01:04 PM (XF3Xp)

52 I don't think she grasped the proper meaning of the word 'slice'.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 06, 2017 01:04 PM (7ZVPa)

53 I guess if a religion makes your whole life a giant sand trap, then perhaps one would get tee'd off.

But did she use a wedge or a driver? Or merely putt?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2017 01:04 PM (gHLAr)

54 If Canada would just allow a few Dunkin Donuts franchises to set up shop instead of those god-awful Tim Hortons, this would never have happened.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 06, 2017 01:05 PM (WLK0w)

55 I don't get it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 12:59 PM (wmaTe)

Maybe they were going to stab them after they knocked them down with their hammers/golf clubs/herrings?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 06, 2017 01:05 PM (XF3Xp)

56 IT'S A SAND TRAP!

Posted by: Dang at June 06, 2017 01:05 PM (8b+oT)

57 any weapon that requires swinging to be effective is not a good weapon. Expends too much energy and time to wind up.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 01:05 PM (wmaTe)

58 We're going to need Scooby Doo to get to the bottom of these mysterious attacks.

Fire up the Scooby Van!

Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2017 01:05 PM (/tuJf)

59 But Ahmed aren't you afraid Allah will strike you dead with lightening?
Ha Mustafa. Even Allah cannot hit the one iron!
Thank you very much. Try the kabob, I hear its delicious.

Posted by: Kabul Comedy Hour at June 06, 2017 01:05 PM (QtQaN)

60 A one iron would be a good weapon.

No one can hit a one iron.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 06, 2017 01:05 PM (gIRsn)

61 Maybe they were going to stab them after they knocked them down with their hammers/golf clubs/herrings?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 06, 2017 01:05 PM (XF3Xp)

I suppose.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 01:06 PM (wmaTe)

62 I BLAME ARNOLD PALMER!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 01:06 PM (oVJmc)

63 Our investigation has found that Donald Trump owns a spare set of golf clubs, and that he has not been seen with them for the past two weeks.

Posted by: Brian Ross at June 06, 2017 01:06 PM (j+dfT)

64 These assholes need to get a grip

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 06, 2017 01:06 PM (XF3Xp)

65 any weapon that requires swinging to be effective is not a good weapon. Expends too much energy and time to wind up.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 01:05 PM (wmaTe)
__________

Broadswords FTW

Posted by: IP at June 06, 2017 01:06 PM (UmSfZ)

66 Divot!

Posted by: wth at June 06, 2017 01:06 PM (HgMAr)

67 Goog thing she was only a golfer.

We need to rethink how golfing encourages violence.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 06, 2017 01:07 PM (WHVu+)

68 A one iron would be a good weapon. A fairway wood would be just crazy.
Posted by: Grump928

A one iron would be safe. No one can hit a one iron.

Obligatory joke:
During a rainstorm, stand on fairway holding a one iron over your head. Because even God can't hit a one iron.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 01:07 PM (oZe0I)

69 We need stricter Golf Club Control laws.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at June 06, 2017 01:07 PM (INRVS)

70 20 more days of Ramadan. Ramadan ends with Eid al Fitr on June 26.

Posted by: rd at June 06, 2017 01:07 PM (XSEwK)

71 She was reportedly upset at the mall's "ISIS headband-free zone" sign at the entrance. How could one blame her? Isn't that some sort of enshrined human right?

Posted by: MostlyRight at June 06, 2017 01:07 PM (sGD9X)

72 I bet a cast one iron is manageable. I could mostly keep it in the fairway with a forged one.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 06, 2017 01:07 PM (LTHVh)

73 Cart her off to prison!

Posted by: Dang at June 06, 2017 01:07 PM (8b+oT)

74 One Ping only.

Make it a 5 iron.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 06, 2017 01:07 PM (7ZVPa)

75 I better stop yelling "Allah Akbar" when I hit a really good shot.....................or I might get shot......

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at June 06, 2017 01:07 PM (ZeVko)

76 ISIS has released a statement of polite clapping.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 01:07 PM (oVJmc)

77 Trump reportedly not satisfied with Sessions

I don't believe this for a second.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 06, 2017 01:01 PM (rTCJ6)

I think he has his own people leak those things, just so the press will report it, then get shattered when it's not true. They've been predicting Bannon's imminent demise since day one...

Bannon: "Hey Don, leak that you threatened to feed me to the Golden Scalp Weasel."

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2017 01:07 PM (X52ZZ)

78 At least she didn't shank it.

Get it- shank?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2017 01:07 PM (89T5c)

79 Good thing she wasn't as good with a golf club as Tiger Wood's ex...

Posted by: steevy at June 06, 2017 01:07 PM (rmVvL)

80 "Callaway?"

"No, she went that-a-way!"

Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 01:07 PM (Pqytn)

81 @68
See 59

Posted by: Kabul Comedy Hour at June 06, 2017 01:07 PM (QtQaN)

82 Because even God can't hit a one iron.
Posted by: rickb223
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Because even God can't hit a one iron.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 06, 2017 01:08 PM (j+dfT)

83 I think even Muzzies who immigrate to Canada are issued one of those weird Canadian hobbit-names. "Fowlson Curmbyst," "Shad Dritcher," summat like that.

Posted by: General Zod at June 06, 2017 01:08 PM (Bdeb0)

84 We've got a room for Reality if she needs to earn some lawyer money.

Posted by: Bunny Ranch at June 06, 2017 01:08 PM (6dFYM)

85 Using a sandwedge to get out of a face-trap is solid golf theory.

Posted by: 13times at June 06, 2017 01:08 PM (WHVu+)

86 There wasn't a "No Golf Clubs" sign on the mall doors, so...

Posted by: Dang at June 06, 2017 01:08 PM (8b+oT)

87 Emboldened!

Hopefully someone limits one of these guns with a head ventilation.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 06, 2017 01:08 PM (4ErVI)

88 She was probably fed up with being hubby's ball washer.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 06, 2017 01:09 PM (l4aLi)

89 A Toronto woman has been charged after a suspect masked with an ISIS bandana allegedly swung a golf club at store employees

Why would they charge a woman for something a suspect did? They couldn't catch the suspect and the woman was easier to take down?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 06, 2017 01:09 PM (m9X4Y)

90 76 ISIS has released a statement of polite clapping.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
___

That there is some fine comedy.

Posted by: Furious George at June 06, 2017 01:09 PM (j+dfT)

91 I bet she also had a golf umbrella with that thing that goes up.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 06, 2017 01:09 PM (7ZVPa)

92 did she do it fore Allah?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 06, 2017 01:09 PM (h/uSM)

93 I fully expect that Pretty-boy Trudeauouou will be cracking down on golf club ownership. There needs to be sensible golf-club regulation Nobody really needs a full set of clubs anyway. Can you hit a 2 iron? Didn't think so. From now on you get a driver, 5 iron, a wedge, and a putter.

Also only top flite golf balls.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 06, 2017 01:09 PM (KUaJL)

94 Prolly just another 40 year old student that didn't want to show her parents her report card.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at June 06, 2017 01:09 PM (X+nFp)

95 Here. I was late to the D-Day post, but this can be made on topic here.

DJT missed a hell of an opportunity to grasp world leadership on the fight against pure evil this morning.

He needed to be on the beach this morning.

The US President should be on that beach every year. It's exactly what AF1 is for.

Remind people of what our very recent ancestors were courageous enough to do to stamp out a vile, evil ideology.

Walk the beach with the PM's of UK, Canada, Australia, NZ, France.

Make the leaders of Euro grovel at the feet of the US for saving their continent 72 years ago. Give preference and deference to those current leaders who 'get' the war on terror (Poland, Hungary, etc). No more powerful spot to negotiate

Most of all, US millenials need a history lesson, the Euro's need a history lesson, the rag-heads need a history lesson, and European leaders need their noses rubbed in it.

A missed opportunity to begin a hard, open march against lunatics like ISIS and others

Posted by: phreshone at June 06, 2017 01:09 PM (DpOmP)

96 ISIS don't golf!

Posted by: Lt Col Kilgore at June 06, 2017 01:09 PM (/tuJf)

97 Maybe she'll get a job in prison as a ball washer.

Posted by: Dang at June 06, 2017 01:09 PM (8b+oT)

98 In an attempt to get back in the good graces of ESPN, Tiger Woods has transitioned to a woman & converted to islam.

Posted by: josephistan at June 06, 2017 01:09 PM (7HtZB)

99 A real Cinderella story.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 01:10 PM (oVJmc)

100 She slices like a hammer!

Posted by: Some dope at June 06, 2017 01:10 PM (tcamx)

101 Her name is "Rehab"

For reals.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 06, 2017 01:10 PM (WLK0w)

102 I believe that's a Kraken.

Posted by: golf voice over at June 06, 2017 01:10 PM (LTHVh)

103 NSA shows,get this,Obama lied..

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/266788/

Posted by: steevy at June 06, 2017 01:10 PM (rmVvL)

104 Kill all the golfers?!?!

Posted by: NCKate at June 06, 2017 01:10 PM (QS6Kp)

105 ISIS has released a statement of polite clapping.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

In the hole!

Posted by: that one guy in the stands near the green at June 06, 2017 01:10 PM (KUaJL)

106 I'm the official ball washer, bitchez.

Posted by: Country Club Barry at June 06, 2017 01:10 PM (89T5c)

107 Then Mother Superior sighed and said, "You missed the !#%#%! putt, didn't you?

Posted by: Just the Punchline of Golf Jokes at June 06, 2017 01:10 PM (JO9+V)

108 Well we know Charlie don't surf so Allah probably don't golf.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2017 01:10 PM (gHLAr)

109 Allah Akbar means FORE in Syrian.

Stupid teabaggerz.

Posted by: 13times at June 06, 2017 01:10 PM (WHVu+)

110 Does Derringer make golf clubs?

Posted by: Rolling Stone at June 06, 2017 01:11 PM (l4aLi)

111 Maybe they should invite her in the US open. After all, she did beat more men than Michelle Wi when they let her on a few years ago.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 06, 2017 01:11 PM (KUaJL)

112 This must be the rare 1%er ISIS member. I don't think golf is a thirld world sport.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 01:11 PM (Rsi2C)

113 ISIS has released a statement of polite clapping.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 01:07 PM (oVJmc)

LOLOL!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 06, 2017 01:11 PM (XF3Xp)

114 Walk the beach with the PM's of UK, Canada, Australia, NZ, France.

Remind everyone that the Hun is either at your feet or at your throat.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 06, 2017 01:11 PM (LTHVh)

115 We need a national conversation on golf clubs and then all the muzzies will love us.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 06, 2017 01:11 PM (mpXpK)

116 She hates those paint cans.

Posted by: Javems at June 06, 2017 01:11 PM (yOqwj)

117 What happens now? If she's an ISIS sympathizer, I'd think that in itself would be pretty serious.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 06, 2017 01:11 PM (vRcUp)

118 108 Also,your momma don't dance and your daddy don't rock 'n roll...

Posted by: steevy at June 06, 2017 01:12 PM (rmVvL)

119 During a rainstorm, stand on fairway holding a one iron over your head. Because even God can't hit a one iron.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 01:07 PM (oZe0I)

Only Lee Trevino can.

Posted by: NC Ref at June 06, 2017 01:12 PM (Mj2zI)

120 64 These assholes need to get a grip
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 06, 2017 01:06 PM (XF3Xp)

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IT SLIPPED!!!

Posted by: Judge Ali Ibn Smails at June 06, 2017 01:12 PM (h/uSM)

121 The caddy suggested Semtex for such a tricky shot, but did she listen?

Posted by: 13times at June 06, 2017 01:13 PM (WHVu+)

122 Shaitan for Allah - trapped in a Sherwin Williams store and Aisha can't decide what shade of green to pick out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2017 01:13 PM (gHLAr)

123 Algerian terrorists have run out of Catholics in their own country, so now they emigrate to Europe to murder more.

If Israel relocated to the dark side of the moon, terrorism would pursue them there.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 06, 2017 01:13 PM (VdICR)

124 Does Derringer make golf clubs?

Posted by: Rolling Stone
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LOLZ!

Posted by: Dang at June 06, 2017 01:13 PM (8b+oT)

125 Oh hell. Cedarbrae mall is one of the few locations in Toronto where I can renew my health card ... and it's the closest.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 06, 2017 01:13 PM (EoAgi)

126 Why would they charge a woman for something a suspect did? They couldn't catch the suspect and the woman was easier to take down?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 06, 2017 01:09 PM (m9X4Y)

I thought she was the suspect, but you're probably right.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 06, 2017 01:13 PM (XF3Xp)

127 The problem here isn't golfing. It's extremism using golfing as an excuse.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 06, 2017 01:13 PM (CPk08)

128 This reminds me of the funny tshirt that the giant guy was wearing in Happy Gilmore.
It read "Guns don't kill people. I kill people."

Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 01:13 PM (Rsi2C)

129 Wonder why politicians wish mulsims a Happy Ramadan when this is clearly a holiday that is, in part, celebrated by attacking/killing infidels?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 06, 2017 01:13 PM (NOIQH)

130 That's the worst lookin bandana i ever seen. What, when you buy a bandana like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

Posted by: Al C at June 06, 2017 01:14 PM (h/uSM)

131 Oh wait... Mo Allah whatever evil dog hating pedophile

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2017 01:14 PM (gHLAr)

132 IT SLIPPED!!!
Posted by: Judge Ali Ibn Smails at June 06, 2017 01:12 PM (h/uSM)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 06, 2017 01:14 PM (XF3Xp)

133 128 This reminds me of the funny tshirt that the giant guy was wearing in Happy Gilmore.
It read "Guns don't kill people. I kill people."
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 01:13 PM (Rsi2C)

Your ball struck my foot, Shooter!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 06, 2017 01:14 PM (KUaJL)

134 Toronto Woman Wearing ISIS Headband and Screaming Islamic Chants and "Allahu Ackbar" Charged With Assaulting Mall-Goers With Golf Club;

I'll bet she didn't count every stroke. muslims cheat at everything.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 06, 2017 01:15 PM (rZ+mb)

135 Sane Progressive busts the Intercept Russain hacking story:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59k7i5oTmfU

Posted by: kallisto at June 06, 2017 01:15 PM (kD8Fh)

136 Did she deliver it near the cup?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 06, 2017 01:15 PM (l4aLi)

137 It is haram to put a Baby Ruth in the pool.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2017 01:15 PM (89T5c)

138 CNN remote gone awry? They just don't direct the news like they used to!

Posted by: Dan Rather at June 06, 2017 01:15 PM (WLK0w)

139 46
A one iron would be a good weapon. A fairway wood would be just crazy.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 06, 2017 01:03 PM (LTHVh)

Nah, because nobody can hit a 1 iron.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 06, 2017 01:15 PM (mpXpK)

140 Effing sand trap knickers!

(I denounce myself.)

Posted by: Dang at June 06, 2017 01:15 PM (8b+oT)

141 That's the worst lookin bandana i ever seen. What, when you buy a bandana like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

Posted by: Al C at June 06, 2017 01:14 PM (h/uSM)
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Free lessons.

"Wax on! Wax off!"

Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 01:15 PM (Pqytn)

142 You know, I don't know what the proper literary term is for the insanely creative writing by *Mikey NTH - Climb to New Heights! The Outrage Outlet has AtC Signature Series Step-Stools, but it really is something very special and appreciated.

Posted by: fly gal at June 06, 2017 01:15 PM (8TdcF)

143 She had a knife on her and she went with the golf club?

Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 01:16 PM (Rsi2C)

144 98 In an attempt to get back in the good graces of ESPN, Tiger Woods has transitioned to a woman & converted to islam.

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I slept with him and now he has Golf Clap

Posted by: Sandra F at June 06, 2017 01:16 PM (h/uSM)

145 You misunderstood. She was screaming "Free Tiger Woods!"

Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2017 01:16 PM (sNAef)

146 That's the worst lookin bandana i ever seen. What, when you buy a bandana like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

Posted by: Al C at June 06, 2017 01:14 PM (h/uSM)

... but it looks good on you.

*looks away and rolls eyes*

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 06, 2017 01:16 PM (rZ+mb)

147 HMMMM ... any good Christian would have yelled "Magnus Deus"

Posted by: undocumented SMOD at June 06, 2017 01:16 PM (e8kgV)

148 WAIT--- hold on, now - isn't the just-birthed Lefty talking point to say that terrorism is a man thing? You know, just part of the patriarchy's toxic masculity?

Feminists and Bette Midler: "Sh#t. No what will we say?"

Posted by: Lizzy at June 06, 2017 01:16 PM (NOIQH)

149 Be the ball.

Posted by: Chevy Chase at June 06, 2017 01:16 PM (RurGL)

150 The Western Left is bound and determined to make sure that Islam dominates our lives 24/7.

ISIS doesn't have to do a damned thing.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 06, 2017 01:16 PM (9TK8E)

151 Interesting that it happened at the same time as the London Bridge attack, but a golf club in a paint store seems like weak sauce.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 06, 2017 01:17 PM (XF3Xp)

152 She had a knife on her and she went with the golf club?

Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 01:16 PM (Rsi2C)

Her caddy advised her.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 06, 2017 01:17 PM (rZ+mb)

153 108 Well we know Charlie don't surf so Allah probably don't golf.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2017 01:10 PM (gHLAr)

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Not a lot of greens in Sand Land.

Iraq is like a par 850

Posted by: Sandra F at June 06, 2017 01:17 PM (h/uSM)

154 Your ball struck my foot, Shooter!
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 06, 2017 01:14 PM (KUaJL)
****
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast, Shooter?"

Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 01:17 PM (Rsi2C)

155 If she yelled Gunga Galunga then she is a woman of peace.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 06, 2017 01:17 PM (l4aLi)

156 Obviously, a "cry for help"...

Posted by: tu3031 at June 06, 2017 01:17 PM (qJhUV)

157 Perhaps if she had yelled "This is for DAPL" would might figure it had something to do with Climate Change.

Posted by: undocumented SMOD at June 06, 2017 01:17 PM (e8kgV)

158 Time to ban high capacity golf bags. It's who we are

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 06, 2017 01:18 PM (h/uSM)

159 129 Wonder why politicians wish mulsims a Happy Ramadan when this is clearly a holiday that is, in part, celebrated by attacking/killing infidels?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 06, 2017 01:13 PM (NOIQH)

Because they want us dead, just as much as the Muzzies do.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 06, 2017 01:18 PM (9TK8E)

160 HMMMM ... any good Christian would have yelled "Magnus Deus"

Deus Vult

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 06, 2017 01:18 PM (LTHVh)

161 112
This must be the rare 1%er ISIS member. I don't think golf is a third world sport.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 01:11 PM

She stole the golf club in the mall probably as a handy weapon. There must not have been a home improvement or tool store for a hammer. I envision a ginormous unibrow on this loon.

Posted by: Lester at June 06, 2017 01:18 PM (LfJIn)

162
ISIS headband?

These people have their own Merch?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 06, 2017 01:18 PM (rTCJ6)

163 I blame the Scottish for inventing the game.

Posted by: Dang at June 06, 2017 01:18 PM (8b+oT)

164 but a golf club in a paint store seems like weak sauce.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

--

They use a perverted version of Clue to organize their attacks. "Ahmed, with a 3 wood, at a paint store. Mehmet, with a ball peen hammer, outside a cathedral."

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 06, 2017 01:18 PM (7ZVPa)

165 Iraq is like a par 850

Posted by: Sandra F at June 06, 2017 01:17 PM (h/uSM)

Iraq is like a par 850 thousand

Posted by: undocumented SMOD at June 06, 2017 01:19 PM (e8kgV)

166 Well in Iraq the game of golf has different hazards like snipers in the palm trees and land mines.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2017 01:19 PM (gHLAr)

167 Hey Wang, just don't let 'em know you're Jewish, OK?

Posted by: Al Czervik at June 06, 2017 01:19 PM (89T5c)

168 Police have confirmed it was recorded on her scorecard as a "bogey".

Posted by: Lizzy at June 06, 2017 01:19 PM (NOIQH)

169 Was she also a "student"?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2017 01:19 PM (sNAef)

170 You know, I don't know what the proper literary term is for the insanely creative writing by *Mikey NTH - Climb to New Heights! The Outrage Outlet has AtC Signature Series Step-Stools, but it really is something very special and appreciated.
Posted by: fly gal at June 06, 2017 01:15 PM (8TdcF)

This.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 06, 2017 01:19 PM (XF3Xp)

171 Clearly a false bandana operation.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 06, 2017 01:19 PM (6n332)

172 129 Wonder why politicians wish mulsims a Happy Ramadan when this is clearly a holiday that is, in part, celebrated by attacking/killing infidels?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 06, 2017 01:13 PM (NOIQH)

They are

A. Virtue Signalling.
II. Begging, Kill Me Last
C. Vote for Me!

Posted by: rd at June 06, 2017 01:19 PM (XSEwK)

173 Interesting that it happened at the same time as the London Bridge attack, but a golf club in a paint store seems like weak sauce.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 06, 2017 01:17 PM (XF3Xp)
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"By the beard of the Prophet, I tell you I ordered Sea Foam Green!"

Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 01:19 PM (Pqytn)

174 No kidding! ISIS gets their own headbands and the guys don't even get shirts here

Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 01:20 PM (Rsi2C)

175 148 WAIT--- hold on, now - isn't the just-birthed Lefty talking point to say that terrorism is a man thing? You know, just part of the patriarchy's toxic masculity?

Feminists and Bette Midler: "Sh#t. No what will we say?"

You girls are such retards it's unbelievable.

Posted by: Um nasser Abu Hmeid at June 06, 2017 01:20 PM (CPk08)

176 She was probably fed up with being hubby's ball washer.

They always smelled like goat's ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 01:20 PM (oZe0I)

177 Wonder why politicians wish mulsims a Happy Ramadan when this is clearly a holiday that is, in part, celebrated by attacking/killing infidels?

I believe that Merry Murder Day was already taken.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 06, 2017 01:20 PM (LTHVh)

178 134 Toronto Woman Wearing ISIS Headband and Screaming Islamic Chants and "Allahu Ackbar" Charged With Assaulting Mall-Goers With Golf Club;

I'll bet she didn't count every stroke. muslims cheat at everything.

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Only way she'll ever win the Green Burka

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 06, 2017 01:20 PM (h/uSM)

179 Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 06, 2017 01:18 PM (7ZVPa)

It's why some of us can't have nice things.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 06, 2017 01:20 PM (XF3Xp)

180 This is a perfect case for the world's greatest detective, n'est-ce pas Hastings?

Posted by: Hercule Poirot at June 06, 2017 01:20 PM (gDSJf)

181 You girls are such retards it's unbelievable.
Posted by: Um nasser Abu Hmeid at June 06, 2017 01:20 PM (CPk0

Don't look at me.

Posted by: Rasmea Odeh at June 06, 2017 01:21 PM (CPk08)

182 Posted by: fly gal at June 06, 2017 01:15 PM (8TdcF)

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Climb to New Heights! The Outrage Outlet has AtC Signature Series Step-Stools! at June 06, 2017 01:21 PM (hLRSq)

183 "By the beard of the Prophet, I tell you I ordered Sea Foam Green!"
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 01:19 PM (Pqytn)

And this is why I love this place!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 06, 2017 01:22 PM (XF3Xp)

184 False golf flag attack.

Posted by: Dang at June 06, 2017 01:22 PM (8b+oT)

185 Moses turns and says, "No, he thinks he's Arnold Palmer!"

Posted by: Just the Punchline of Golf Jokes at June 06, 2017 01:22 PM (JO9+V)

186 The real problem with this story is that the chick wasn't shot to death.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 06, 2017 01:22 PM (rZ+mb)

187 She was apprehended by a customer who used a hip check.

It's Canada.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2017 01:22 PM (sNAef)

188 ISIS headband?

These people have their own Merch?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 06, 2017 01:18 PM (rTCJ6)

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Any college bookstore

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 06, 2017 01:22 PM (h/uSM)

189 She isn't going to be able to make up all those strokes on the back nine.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 06, 2017 01:23 PM (7ZVPa)

190

MFM Let's see, London, Notre Dame, Toronto. What do these things have in common. Hmmm.. can't quite figure it out yet. I'm sure it has nothing to do with a particular religion though

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 06, 2017 01:23 PM (493sH)

191 187 She was apprehended by a customer who used a hip check.

It's Canada.

I thought someone may have 'pinned' her down.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 06, 2017 01:23 PM (l4aLi)

192 >>You girls are such retards it's unbelievable.

*snort*
https://twitter.com/SofieHagen/status/871277559526379520

Posted by: Lizzy at June 06, 2017 01:23 PM (NOIQH)

193 Shhhh! This is tire store!

Posted by: Canadian Roof Koreans at June 06, 2017 01:23 PM (ul9CR)

194 165 Iraq is like a par 850

Posted by: Sandra F at June 06, 2017 01:17 PM (h/uSM)

Iraq is like a par 850 thousand

Posted by: undocumented SMOD at June 06, 2017 01:19 PM (e8kgV)

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ladies tee

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 06, 2017 01:23 PM (h/uSM)

195 187 She was apprehended by a customer who used a hip check.

It's Canada.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2017 01:22 PM (sNAef)

I'm a bit surprised she didn't get a faceful of double double.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 06, 2017 01:24 PM (CPk08)

196 ISIS headband?

These people have their own Merch?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 06, 2017 01:18 PM (rTCJ6)

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Any college bookstore

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 06, 2017 01:22 PM (h/uSM)

Heh. They had to replace the loss of sales of kafiyehs.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 06, 2017 01:24 PM (rZ+mb)

197 163 I blame the Scottish for inventing the game.

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so i assume the charge will be cultural appropriation

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 06, 2017 01:24 PM (h/uSM)

198 Now if she had used a hockey stick, it might have entitled her to a penalty shot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2017 01:24 PM (gHLAr)

199 You guys are en fuego. I'm dying here.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 01:24 PM (Rsi2C)

200 163 I blame the Scottish for inventing the game.
Posted by: Dang at June 06, 2017 01:18 PM (8b+oT)

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could've been worse. She could have picked up bagpipes

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 06, 2017 01:24 PM (h/uSM)

201 This is some real fucked up shit!

Posted by: Jim Nantz at June 06, 2017 01:24 PM (89T5c)

202 Six virgins gets you 18 holes!

Posted by: Mohammed's Tent of Filth at June 06, 2017 01:24 PM (8b+oT)

203 Looks like a tough llllllllllllllie Abdul. Better give me the 9 iron.

Posted by: Bruce at June 06, 2017 01:25 PM (8ikIW)

204 It's tough playing hockey in a burkha

Keeps getting tangled in the skates.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 01:25 PM (ul9CR)

205 You can do some serious face stomping in golf shoes.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 06, 2017 01:25 PM (l4aLi)

206 158 Time to ban high capacity golf bags. It's who we are
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 06, 2017 01:18 PM (h/uSM)

Clearly, the founders never intended you to possess a 6 wood.

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...but, California needs to develop a nuke strike capacity because Trump*

* - actual (D)Ummie comment.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at June 06, 2017 01:25 PM (gqTYw)

207 Wth kind of tire store has a paint section?

Apparently, the Nanooks are even more shot out than I've been led to believe.

Black tires aren't good enough for you racists up north I guess?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at June 06, 2017 01:25 PM (X+nFp)

208 Wonder why politicians wish mulsims a Happy Ramadan when this is clearly a holiday that is, in part, celebrated by attacking/killing infidels?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 06, 2017 01:13 PM (NOIQH)

Barry O: High horse! Crusades! Jim Crow!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 06, 2017 01:25 PM (493sH)

209 It's Canada.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2017 01:22 PM (sNAef)
______

.. and that's the root of my confusion. I'd believe a hockey stick, but where'd she get a golf club in Canada.

Posted by: IP at June 06, 2017 01:26 PM (UmSfZ)

210 HMMMM ... any good Christian would have yelled "Magnus Deus"
Posted by: undocumented SMOD

Deo volente or deus vult

Posted by: Jean at June 06, 2017 01:26 PM (9TU00)

211 This Just in:

Lacey Al Ibn Underall has been found dead, apparent victim of an honor killing for being such a slut.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 06, 2017 01:26 PM (h/uSM)

212 She was apprehended by a customer who used a hip check.

It's Canada.

I thought someone may have 'pinned' her down.
Posted by: Under Fire

Hip checked into the glass at Barnes & Noble.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 01:26 PM (oZe0I)

213 202-

Good job on the math!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2017 01:26 PM (89T5c)

214 blame the Scottish for inventing the game.

Posted by: Dang at June 06, 2017 01:18 PM (8b+oT)

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could've been worse. She could have picked up bagpipes

Posted by: buzzsaw90

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Or a haggis. *shudders*

Posted by: Dang at June 06, 2017 01:26 PM (8b+oT)

215 very creepy tip-o'-the-iceberg, point-o'-the-spear vibe these last few days...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2017 01:26 PM (AURKQ)

216
any weapon that requires swinging to be effective is not a good weapon. Expends too much energy and time to wind up.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes
_______________________

Really?

Posted by: Buford Pusser at June 06, 2017 01:27 PM (FYe3W)

217 If she had been swinging a hockey stick, they'd have let her off with only a high-sticking penalty.

Posted by: Fritz at June 06, 2017 01:27 PM (TNQMS)

218 Time to ban high capacity golf bags. It's who we are
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 06, 2017 01:18 PM (h/uSM)

What does anyone need fourteen clubs for?
Shouldn't need more than six.

(actually true, most duffers hit four clubs well and would lower their scores if they just used those)

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 06, 2017 01:27 PM (z79tQ)

219 215 very creepy tip-o'-the-iceberg, point-o'-the-spear vibe these last few days...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2017 01:26 PM (AURKQ)

Nose of the camel, as it were......

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 06, 2017 01:27 PM (CPk08)

220 Maybe she was triggered by the sight of back bacon.

They sell that too in the Canadian Tire, Paint, Rush Albums, Hockey Equipment and Back Bacon Store

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 01:28 PM (ul9CR)

221

Has Junior Trudeau said anything about this or his he still working on his hair?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 06, 2017 01:28 PM (493sH)

222 There's a "dogleg" joke in there somewhere....

Posted by: Lizzy at June 06, 2017 01:28 PM (NOIQH)

223 Think of the damage she could've done with a golfcart on full charge, but ISIS disallows the use of golf carts when playing sanctioned Canadian shopping malls.

Posted by: 13times at June 06, 2017 01:28 PM (WHVu+)

224
*snort*
https://twitter.com/SofieHagen/status/871277559526379520

Stupid bint *comedian*.

Doesn't care that she doesn't know that female suicide bombers are pretty common in Israel.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 01:28 PM (oVJmc)

225 She should have grabbed a tire iron.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 06, 2017 01:28 PM (l4aLi)

226 any weapon that requires swinging to be effective is not a good weapon. Expends too much energy and time to wind up.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Is that so?

Posted by: Man with no name holding a good piece of hickory at June 06, 2017 01:29 PM (z79tQ)

227 207
Wth kind of tire store has a paint section?

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Canadian Tire is a hardware chain with a large automotive section. It's by no means a "tire store" although it does sell tires. More like Home Depot.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 06, 2017 01:29 PM (EoAgi)

228 There's a "dogleg" joke in there somewhere....

Posted by: Lizzy

That's the JEF's favorite part.

It's all dark meat.

Posted by: Bruce at June 06, 2017 01:29 PM (8ikIW)

229 By current standards, the response by public figures is to kiss ass. During the SARS outbreak, they literally went to a Chinese restaurant.

In this case, JEF doesn't even have to leave the golf course.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 06, 2017 01:29 PM (326rv)

230 You know who is getting really tired of this Muslims Cannot Be Blamed For Actual Crimes Including Murder and Rape Pig Squirt Lest There Be a Backlash Against Muslims?

The vast majority of just plain regular folks, that's who. It's just like the folks who are pushing back against Antifa's violence and bad behavior. The Press and Politicians are peddling this poop because of votes and money, but, folks are fed up.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at June 06, 2017 01:29 PM (kXoT0)

231 very creepy tip-o'-the-iceberg, point-o'-the-spear vibe these last few days...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2017 01:26 PM (AURKQ)

Nose of the camel, as it were......
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In

Ass of the goat.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 01:29 PM (oZe0I)

232 They sell that too in the Canadian Tire, Paint, Rush Albums, Hockey Equipment and Back Bacon Store
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 01:28 PM (ul9CR)

You mean Horton's?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2017 01:29 PM (AURKQ)

233 So what's the sentence for this up there? 10 minute misconduct?

Posted by: tu3031 at June 06, 2017 01:29 PM (qJhUV)

234 Has Junior Trudeau said anything about this or his he still working on his hair?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 06, 2017 01:28 PM (493sH)

My Canada has no place in it for bigoted rhetoric. Especially from those Alberta Bohunks.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 06, 2017 01:29 PM (CPk08)

235 207 Wth kind of tire store has a paint section?

where do you think whitewalls come from?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 06, 2017 01:29 PM (h/uSM)

236 Allahu enjoys blood sacrifices in the most gruesome manner possible and Mohammed was his sociopathic and delusional prophet. God is great! Jesus is great! Allahu has given me not reason to either like or love him or think he's great AT ALL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 01:30 PM (qES5k)

237 224

*snort*

https://twitter.com/SofieHagen/status/871277559526379520

Stupid bint *comedian*.

Doesn't care that she doesn't know that female suicide bombers are pretty common in Israel.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 01:28 PM (oVJmc)

Sure dear. Whatever. Care to see the divot in my skull from the masculine looking woman terrorist who thought my forehead was the 4th tee?

Posted by: Canadian Tire Store Employee at June 06, 2017 01:30 PM (jxbfJ)

238 Expired coupons, obviously.

Posted by: simplemind at June 06, 2017 01:30 PM (xVRrG)

239 Sound when the employees tackled her?

Ping!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 06, 2017 01:31 PM (NOIQH)

240 During the SARS outbreak, they literally went to a Chinese restaurant.
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That's what the left calls bravery.

Posted by: Dang at June 06, 2017 01:31 PM (8b+oT)

241 Does the Canadian government still subsidize tire sales?
Maybe she got stiffed?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 06, 2017 01:31 PM (l4aLi)

242 Some Dem Rep - Ted Lieu - has now created a website on how to leak to the press.

At what point does this become sedition?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 06, 2017 01:31 PM (vg8iE)

243 The people should have formed a mob and put an end to her. She's basically a foreign soldier, not a citizen.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 06, 2017 01:31 PM (vRcUp)

244 We have a small population, eh? We can't be all specialized aboot things like you Yanks.

Now, I'm off to the DMV to buy some maple syrup.

Posted by: A Random Canuck at June 06, 2017 01:31 PM (ul9CR)

245 Has Quebec surrendered yet?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 06, 2017 01:32 PM (h/uSM)

246 "Sources told the Toronto Sun that a woman entered Cedarbrae Mall in
Scarborough and then the Canadian Tire store, where she walked to the
paint section."

The very heart of Christendom

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 06, 2017 01:32 PM (yqvys)

247 It's a lock! I kill with a 7 iron like John Daly with a 3.

Posted by: Female Jihadi Golfer Tinn Al Cup at June 06, 2017 01:32 PM (rZ+mb)

248 Some Evil Christian Man triggered the poor defenseless Muslima, for sure.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 06, 2017 01:32 PM (hMwEB)

249 Her caddy recommended the 7-iron.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 01:32 PM (oVJmc)

250 Finally! An answer to the age-old questions; Does not having a clitoris affect your back swing and hip rotation through hit zone??

Yes!

Posted by: dananjcon at June 06, 2017 01:32 PM (WLK0w)

251 236
Allahu enjoys blood sacrifices in the most gruesome manner possible and
Mohammed was his sociopathic and delusional prophet. God is great!
Jesus is great! Allahu has given me not reason to either like or love
him or think he's great AT ALL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2017 01:30 PM (qES5k)

Sure wish the left would redirect their disdain away from us towards what the real enemy is. Oh, wait. That would be fratricide, wouldn't it?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 06, 2017 01:32 PM (jxbfJ)

252 Golf carts aren't allowed during Ramadan.

Posted by: Fritz at June 06, 2017 01:32 PM (TNQMS)

253 I notice the Democrat Politicians are no longer using the talking point, "The Root Causes of Terrorism in the US."

Because they are afraid we the people might have identified the Root Cause. The Politicians let the Terrorists in.

Posted by: rd at June 06, 2017 01:33 PM (XSEwK)

254 242-

We're well past that.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2017 01:33 PM (89T5c)

255 @227 if it isn't a tire store why do they call it Canadian Tire?

Posted by: blaster at June 06, 2017 01:33 PM (v2uEC)

256 now i know why muzzies fuck their young!

Posted by: Al Cz at June 06, 2017 01:33 PM (h/uSM)

257 When chandler from friends can put a beat down on your prime minister, what hope do you have as a country?

Posted by: NCKate at June 06, 2017 01:33 PM (QS6Kp)

258 "Sources told the Toronto Sun that a woman entered Cedarbrae Mall in
Scarborough and then the Canadian Tire store, where she walked to the
paint section."

STAY AWAY FROM THE CANS!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2017 01:33 PM (oVJmc)

259 When was the last time someone did something like this while screaming, "Christ is our Savior?

Posted by: Meremortal, CNN IS ISIS. at June 06, 2017 01:33 PM (3myMJ)

260 "Allahu Akbar" actually means "Satan is Great".
"Inshallah" = Satan willing

Posted by: Chris M at June 06, 2017 01:34 PM (eAZVt)

261 Maybe it was just "That Time of the Month".

Posted by: ALH at June 06, 2017 01:34 PM (uLuPn)

262 if it isn't a tire store why do they call it Canadian Tire?

Posted by: blaster

Taco Bell was already taken

Posted by: Bruce at June 06, 2017 01:34 PM (8ikIW)

263 Ace, I realized this morning that we are not seeing fake news. It's News Porn. I was watching Morning Joe for a minute and they were talking about the Reality Winner story. Within 10 seconds the "expert guest" has transitioned the story from facts into a pornographic description of how it will lead to arrests in the White House. I realized the entire reason for the commentary was to titillate the leftist viewers with fantasies of bad things happening to Trump. Of course Griffith was doing the same thing, but we have a standing agreement that snuff porn is no bueno... well in public anyway.

Posted by: Knaws at June 06, 2017 01:35 PM (8X9tr)

264 Do we have...asabiyyah? Because the Canadians sure as all hell have no asabiyyah...

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 06, 2017 01:35 PM (dSahI)

265 @227 if it isn't a tire store why do they call it Canadian Tire?

Posted by: blaster at June 06, 2017 01:33 PM (v2uEC)

"Tire" is a verb in that name.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 06, 2017 01:35 PM (rZ+mb)

266 >>
if it isn't a tire store why do they call it Canadian Tire?

"Dunno."
--- Burlington Coat Factory

Posted by: Lizzy at June 06, 2017 01:35 PM (NOIQH)

267 MFM Let's see, London, Notre Dame, Toronto. What do these things have in common?
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Eventually you'll have a Beach Boys tune?

♪ Aruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take ya
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go, Jamaica♪

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 06, 2017 01:35 PM (HTdUD)

268 You don't come here for the tires, do you.

Posted by: Just the Punch Line at June 06, 2017 01:35 PM (ul9CR)

269 When was the last time someone did something like this while screaming, "Christ is our Savior?
Posted by: Meremortal

Maybe one guy in Florida on high on bath salts. Maybe.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 01:35 PM (oZe0I)

270 "if it isn't a tire store why do they call it Canadian Tire?"

The "d" fell off the end.

Posted by: Meremortal, CNN IS ISIS. at June 06, 2017 01:35 PM (3myMJ)

271 if it isn't a tire store why do they call it Canadian Tire?

Posted by: blaster

Taco Bell was already taken
Posted by: Bruce at June 06, 2017 01:34 PM (8ikIW)

Hold all calls! We have a thread winner. Well played.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at June 06, 2017 01:36 PM (X+nFp)

272 255
@227 if it isn't a tire store why do they call it Canadian Tire?

Posted by: blaster at June 06, 2017 01:33 PM (v2uEC)

----

If you want to know about the origin of the name, I imagine there's something about it on wikipedia.

In my home town, the first Canadian Tire store was established in the mid-1970s. It was already a general hardware store although the automotive section was a larger fraction of the store than is common now.

Home Depot does not sell homes.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 06, 2017 01:37 PM (EoAgi)

273 Do they play Ann Murray in Canadian Tire?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 06, 2017 01:37 PM (l4aLi)

274 Obvious the result of some Russian plot.
: |

You know.
: | 8

Poutine.
8 |

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2017 01:37 PM (udajc)

275 Forgive me if this has been covered, but I was happy to see many imams are refusing to perform funeral rights for the bridge attackers. And some pretty strong statements were made, which I think is a great sign.

It's going to have to be stopped from within as much as from the outside, short of killing every one of them.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 06, 2017 01:37 PM (XF3Xp)

276 I remember, back in the good old days, a hardware chain in the US called Western Auto. Sold just about anything hardware related at that time.

Posted by: Bruce at June 06, 2017 01:37 PM (8ikIW)

277 In my home town, the first Canadian Tire store was established in the mid-1970s. It was already a general hardware store although the automotive section was a larger fraction of the store than is common now.

Home Depot does not sell homes.
Posted by: Off the reservation

Lowe's isn't the cheapest.
Taco Bueno isn't.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 01:38 PM (oZe0I)

278 Having said that, my experience with Arabs, at least, is that you have to pay attention to what they actually do, not what they say.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 06, 2017 01:38 PM (XF3Xp)

279 Only Nickleback is played in Canadian Tire.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2017 01:38 PM (89T5c)

280 I remember, back in the good old days, a hardware chain in the US called Western Auto. Sold just about anything hardware related at that time.

Sold shotguns.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 01:38 PM (oZe0I)

281 Home Depot does not sell homes.
Posted by: Off the reservation

Lowe's isn't the cheapest.
Taco Bueno isn't.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 01:38 PM (oZe0I)

You can't find a craps game at 7-11.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 06, 2017 01:39 PM (rZ+mb)

282 Having said that, my experience with Arabs, at least, is that you have to pay attention to what they actually do, not what they say.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 06, 2017 01:38 PM (XF3Xp)

Preach it sister!

Posted by: The Unhappy Goat at June 06, 2017 01:39 PM (X+nFp)

283 The golf club insulter is just a wannabee, making noise and using a club is so 7th century.

Also, that Winner girl was set up, who provided the documents and made her aware of them. She's a cut out.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at June 06, 2017 01:39 PM (u7NfH)

284 You can't find a craps game at 7-11.

Out back.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 01:39 PM (oZe0I)

285 If they can't find you handsome, they can at least find you stabby.

Posted by: Red Green at June 06, 2017 01:40 PM (oVJmc)

286 She was heard screaming "Allahu akpar"

Posted by: Mega at June 06, 2017 01:40 PM (hHFOx)

287
You can't find a craps game at 7-11.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

--

There's no ammunition for sale at Shell

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 06, 2017 01:40 PM (7ZVPa)

288 Dick's does not sell schlongs

Posted by: wooga at June 06, 2017 01:40 PM (3I7wr)

289 She took a golf club to a tire store because the paint guy couldn't match her color swatch.

I can see that.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 06, 2017 01:40 PM (m9X4Y)

290 Way-Lo

Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 01:40 PM (Pqytn)

291
It's going to have to be stopped from within as much as from the outside, short of killing every one of them.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

Or we can submit and become Muslims

Posted by: Obama's CIA director at June 06, 2017 01:40 PM (9TU00)

292 275 Forgive me if this has been covered, but I was happy to see many imams are refusing to perform funeral rights for the bridge attackers. And some pretty strong statements were made, which I think is a great sign.

It's going to have to be stopped from within as much as from the outside, short of killing every one of them.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 06, 2017 01:37 PM (XF3Xp)

Embalm the bodies with bacon grease?

Posted by: rd at June 06, 2017 01:41 PM (XSEwK)

293 284 You can't find a craps game at 7-11.

Out back.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 01:39 PM (oZe0I)

No, you can't play craps there either. But you can get a Bloomin onion.

Posted by: josephistan at June 06, 2017 01:41 PM (7HtZB)

294 Home Depot does not sell homes.
Posted by: Off the reservation at June 06, 2017 01:37 PM (EoAgi)
_______

now you just listen here, my grandpa didn't storm Normandy beaches so some canuck, half lit on maple syrup and fat back could talk to us like that. no siree, not in the the US of A. /s

Posted by: IP at June 06, 2017 01:41 PM (UmSfZ)

295
�very creepy tip-o'-the-iceberg, point-o'-the-spear vibe these last few days...�
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2017 01:26 PM (AURKQ)�

Nose of the camel, as it were......�
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In�

Ass of the goat.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 01:29 PM (oZe0I)

Dick of the Grizzly

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2017 01:42 PM (LLzS4)

296 Also, that Winner girl was set up, who provided the documents and made her aware of them. She's a cut out.
Posted by: Gmac

We need a mole hunt

Posted by: JJ at June 06, 2017 01:42 PM (9TU00)

297 Home Depot does not sell homes.
Posted by: Off the reservation

Lowe's isn't the cheapest.
Taco Bueno isn't.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 01:38 PM (oZe0I)

You can't find a craps game at 7-11.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

All the crap just sits on the shelves at Action hardware.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 06, 2017 01:42 PM (326rv)

298 There's no ammunition for sale at Shell
Posted by: Vashta Nerada

Dick's does not sell schlongs
Posted by: wooga

Dominos sells pizza. WTF?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 01:42 PM (oZe0I)

299 Someone told her green was the color of islam so she took them literally.

Posted by: Mega at June 06, 2017 01:42 PM (hHFOx)

300 No walls at Wal-Mart

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 01:42 PM (ul9CR)

301 Dollar Tree is not a real tree.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 06, 2017 01:43 PM (l4aLi)

302
now you just listen here, my grandpa didn't storm Normandy beaches so some canuck, half lit on maple syrup and fat back could talk to us like that. no siree, not in the the US of A. /s
Posted by: IP at June 06, 2017 01:41 PM (UmSfZ)

I've always found it helpful when dealing with an uppity snow pimp to always use the term "nuclear umbrella" to settle them back down.

Posted by: The Unhappy Goat at June 06, 2017 01:43 PM (X+nFp)

303 can't buy any families at any price at Family Dollar.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 01:43 PM (ul9CR)

304 The Apple Store does not sell fruit.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 01:43 PM (wmaTe)

305 Can't get a handjob at Jiffy Lube.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 06, 2017 01:44 PM (l4aLi)

306 The Apple Store does not sell fruit.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 01:43 PM (wmaTe)

Tim Cook

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 06, 2017 01:44 PM (493sH)

307 The funeral thing isn't a big deal. In their minds, because the died in jihad, they don't need to be clean or have a proper funeral.

Posted by: Jean at June 06, 2017 01:44 PM (9TU00)

308 No walls at Wal-Mart
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?

301 Dollar Tree is not a real tree.
Posted by: Under Fire

Annnnnnnnd.......we're off!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 01:44 PM (oZe0I)

309 The Apple Store does not sell fruit.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 01:43 PM (wmaTe)

It serves fruits.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 06, 2017 01:44 PM (rZ+mb)

310 Ace doesn't do hardware.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2017 01:44 PM (89T5c)

311 What's with all the sliced stuff at Whole Foods?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 01:44 PM (ul9CR)

312 A golf club is a fine weapon. You should see the way mine slices.

Posted by: Barry Oshitface at June 06, 2017 01:45 PM (hHFOx)

313 Ace doesn't do hardware.

Not very well, anyway.

Posted by: Red Green at June 06, 2017 01:45 PM (oVJmc)

314 Ace doesn't do hardware.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2017 01:44 PM (89T5c)
_________

you're tellin us!

Posted by: The shelves at June 06, 2017 01:45 PM (UmSfZ)

315
�The Apple Store does not sell fruit.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 01:43 PM (wmaTe)

No, they just work there

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2017 01:45 PM (LLzS4)

316 when dealing with an uppity snow pimp

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2017 01:45 PM (oZe0I)

317 Kids R Us??

Posted by: Harry Reid at June 06, 2017 01:45 PM (WLK0w)

318

Posted by: IP at June 06, 2017 01:45 PM (UmSfZ)

319 Dollars don't grow on trees. No such thing as a 'dollar tree.'

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 06, 2017 01:45 PM (m9X4Y)

320 LPGA is calling her.

They like her schwing.

Posted by: Meremortal, CNN IS ISIS. at June 06, 2017 01:46 PM (3myMJ)

321 314 Ace doesn't do hardware.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2017 01:44 PM (89T5c)
_________

you're tellin us!
Posted by: The shelves at June 06, 2017 01:45 PM (UmSfZ)

well, to be fair to ace -- who knew that electric screw drivers have two settings?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 01:46 PM (wmaTe)

322 No bjs at BJ'S. just kidding there probably are

Posted by: NCKate at June 06, 2017 01:46 PM (QS6Kp)

323 The walls are off-white at Walgreen's.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 06, 2017 01:46 PM (l4aLi)

324 Toys 'R Us?

Yeah!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 06, 2017 01:46 PM (89T5c)

325 Canada Tire and not Canada Tyre?

Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 01:46 PM (Pqytn)

326 Sears Roebuck did not sell venison

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 06, 2017 01:46 PM (JO9+V)

327 >>if it isn't a tire store why do they call it Canadian Tire?

"tire" is Canadian for hardware.

Posted by: Lt Col Kilgore at June 06, 2017 01:46 PM (/tuJf)

328 I'm beginning to think that the whole lot of youse guys were class clowns.

Posted by: Man with no name holding a good piece of hickory at June 06, 2017 01:46 PM (z79tQ)

329 Hobby Lobby is, in fact, an entire store and not just a lobby.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 01:46 PM (ul9CR)

330 The Waffle House is not made of waffles

Posted by: Bruce at June 06, 2017 01:47 PM (8ikIW)

331 No trains at subway.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 06, 2017 01:47 PM (Ri/rl)

332 and you can't get tar at target..

Posted by: spypeach at June 06, 2017 01:47 PM (ZuTnR)

333 319 Dollars don't grow on trees. No such thing as a 'dollar tree.'
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 06, 2017 01:45 PM (m9X4Y)

WHAT??

Posted by: The DNC at June 06, 2017 01:47 PM (SRKgf)

334 >>No trains at subway.

Well not since Jared get canned.

Posted by: Lt Col Kilgore at June 06, 2017 01:47 PM (/tuJf)

335 Using golf clubs to attack is clearly "cultural appropriation."

Posted by: undocumented SMOD at June 06, 2017 01:47 PM (e8kgV)

336 No walls at Wal-Mart
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?

301 Dollar Tree is not a real tree.
Posted by: Under Fire

Annnnnnnnd.......we're off!
Posted by: rickb223

The choo choo is not only off the rails, but goin' crosscountry.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 06, 2017 01:48 PM (326rv)

337 and you can't get tar at target..

In Canada they pronounce it "Tar-jay"

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 06, 2017 01:48 PM (ul9CR)

338 The funeral thing isn't a big deal. In their minds, because the died in jihad, they don't need to be clean or have a proper funeral.
Posted by: Jean at June 06, 2017 01:44 PM (9TU00)

AH....very telling. Figures.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 06, 2017 01:48 PM (XF3Xp)

339 Ace doesn't do hardware.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2017 01:44 PM
******
Thread winner!!

Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2017 01:48 PM (Rsi2C)

340 Cracker Barrel doesn't have crackers or barrels on it's menu.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 06, 2017 01:48 PM (KUaJL)

341 Home Depot does not sell homes.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 06, 2017 01:37 PM (EoAgi)

But you can get everything you need to make your own!

Posted by: NC Ref at June 06, 2017 01:48 PM (Mj2zI)

342 No hooters at Hooters.

Oh, wait. Yeah there are.

Never mind.

Posted by: The DNC at June 06, 2017 01:49 PM (SRKgf)

343 The Subway train happens in the shower.

Posted by: Jared from Subway at June 06, 2017 01:49 PM (89T5c)

344

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2017 01:49 PM (SRKgf)

345 boxy nood

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 06, 2017 01:49 PM (wmaTe)

346 Chick-Fil-A

Posted by: H. Lechter at June 06, 2017 01:49 PM (l4aLi)

347 Iam sure that she was just upset about the passing of Arnold Palmer and Trump owning golf courses.

Posted by: Cheri at June 06, 2017 01:49 PM (AiNgf)

348 Using golf clubs to attack is clearly "cultural appropriation."

Posted by: undocumented SMOD at June 06, 2017 01:47 PM (e8kgV)
============

"Hoot, mon! I ken, right?"

Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2017 01:50 PM (Pqytn)

349
Does ISIS have some sort of annual awards ceremony - like MTV?

In the category of most creative weapon in infidel lands the contestants are;
Abdul with his silver hammer in Paris
Aishita with golf club in Toronto

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 06, 2017 01:51 PM (HTdUD)

350 Off unhappy sock

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at June 06, 2017 01:51 PM (X+nFp)

351 Friendly's isn't.

IHOP isn't made of pancakes

Microsoft isn't tiny nor soft.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 06, 2017 01:51 PM (jxbfJ)

352 The Cheesecake Factory is not, get this, an actual factory.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 06, 2017 01:52 PM (JO9+V)

353 In Islamic rules golf, they have fivesomes, so a man golf with all of his wives.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 06, 2017 01:57 PM (yL25O)

354 Can I make a logical suggestion?

1) If you shout Allu Akbar
2) And attack someone
3) You are a terrorist.
4) terrorists go in a separate, special judge for trial
5) trial is complete within 1 month.
6) sentence is life in prison without parole if no one was hurt.
7) sentence is death if anyone was injured.

Sentence completed on the day a verdict is read.

Posted by: GenX at June 06, 2017 01:58 PM (UgF8H)

355 Church's chicken tastes like hell

Posted by: wooga at June 06, 2017 02:00 PM (3I7wr)

356 Algeria (and Morocco) is not where clits get cut. that's an East Africa and Shafiite thing. the west is more Berber and Maliki.

Posted by: Chevy Chase at June 06, 2017 02:01 PM (RurGL)

357 off sock.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 06, 2017 02:01 PM (RurGL)

358 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BARRY AND REGGIE GO TO MUSIC WORLD TO PLAY THE RUSTY TROMBONE

Posted by: BEN BUTTLICKBERGER at June 06, 2017 02:03 PM (qt8uo)

359 Clearly she was upset at the treatment of Tiger Woods...

Posted by: Don Q.... at June 06, 2017 02:04 PM (NgKpN)

360 147 HMMMM ... any good Christian would have yelled "Magnus Deus"
Posted by: undocumented SMOD at June 06, 2017 01:16 PM (e8kgV)

Unless you're talking about a rock band, that should be Deus Magnus.

Posted by: TiminAL at June 06, 2017 02:05 PM (8J2ng)

361 Call me morbid, but I hope the next grisly, blood-bespattered attack on innocents - and there is no doubt whatever that another attack will come - I hope that this inevitability is visited upon a "teddy bear and candlelight vigil" for victims of the previous attack. Incurable optimist that I am, I hold hope that when the gutless, maudlin and lachrymose response that has become standard operating procedure in these cases is singled out for attack, it may open eyes.
I'm a fool, I know...

Posted by: jbspry at June 06, 2017 02:28 PM (DPvCq)

362 if it isn't a tire store why do they call it Canadian Tire?

Posted by: blaster

Taco Bell was already taken

Posted by: Bruce at June 06, 2017 01:34 PM (8ikIW)
--------------

That right there is the good stuff

Posted by: Mega at June 06, 2017 02:35 PM (DKlbL)

363 Where's Dudley DoRight when you need him?

Posted by: wth at June 06, 2017 02:44 PM (HgMAr)

364 Fake News!!

Obviously, "Allahu Akbar" is just Canadian for "Dammit! I missed my putt!!"

Posted by: Optimizer at June 06, 2017 02:45 PM (EnK/R)

365 O/T:
ABC news:

"Comey won't claim Trump attempted to obstruct justice".

Boom...um...I mean...pfffffffft.

Posted by: WisRich at June 06, 2017 02:58 PM (hdpay)

366 Well, we'll definitely never know. As it says at the bottom of this story: "A publication ban has been imposed." Maybe sometime after her trial (if there is one), there will be a small blurb about the findings.

On the bright(ish) side, all these Ramadan outbursts are going to create a nice undercurrent of suspicion about the mental/emotional stability of immigrants. Good job, fools!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 06, 2017 03:01 PM (fxCK2)

367 ABC news:

"Comey won't claim Trump attempted to obstruct justice".

Boom...um...I mean...pfffffffft.
Posted by: WisRich at June 06, 2017 02:58 PM (hdpay)

I hope he doesn't pull another "Hillary Press conference" stunt: Laying out all things that Dem's think make Trump look guilty but then say there was "no attempt to obstruct".

That sounds about right for Comey.

Posted by: WisRich at June 06, 2017 03:03 PM (hdpay)

368 Interesting little sentence at the bottom of that article:

"A publication ban has been imposed."

Very interesting once you search for news reports and see exactly TWO about the attack. HMMMM

Posted by: Nina at June 06, 2017 03:09 PM (XT6ZK)

369 Can we call her the "Ladies Tee Jihadist" instead of Barack Obama?

Posted by: MLCross at June 06, 2017 03:22 PM (m4Idl)

370 Interesting little sentence at the bottom of that article:

"A publication ban has been imposed."

Very interesting once you search for news reports and see exactly TWO about the attack. HMMMM

Posted by: Nina at June 06, 2017 03:09 PM (XT6ZK)
That's par for the course. (See what I did there?) Canada doesn't have First Amendment rights, so instead of sequestering juries and such to protect the rights of the accused, there are media blackouts.
There's a group called CJFE (Canadian Journalists for Free Expression) that has pointed out the problem of judges imposing the publication ban willy-nilly.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 06, 2017 03:25 PM (fxCK2)

371 367 ABC news:

"Comey won't claim Trump attempted to obstruct justice".

Boom...um...I mean...pfffffffft.
Posted by: WisRich at June 06, 2017 02:58 PM (hdpay)

I hope he doesn't pull another "Hillary Press conference" stunt: Laying out all things that Dem's think make Trump look guilty but then say there was "no attempt to obstruct".

That sounds about right for Comey.
Posted by: WisRich at June 06, 2017 03:03 PM (hdpay)

============================================

Maybe. Or maybe his whole testimony winds up being "Trump made me feel uncomfortable, trying to get to know me and all. That's just NOT the way things are done, y'know." Something like that'll be meme-able as all hell.

Posted by: Jackal at June 06, 2017 03:25 PM (TCqXC)

372 That's par for the course. (See what I did there?) Canada doesn't have First Amendment rights, so instead of sequestering juries and such to protect the rights of the accused, there are media blackouts.
There's a group called CJFE (Canadian Journalists for Free Expression) that has pointed out the problem of judges imposing the publication ban willy-nilly.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 06, 2017 03:25 PM (fxCK2)

================================================

Compared to most of the rest of the western world, the US has downright libertarian free speech rights. Hell, in Canukistan, they just passed a law that would make it a criminal offense to not address someone by their preferred gender pronouns!

Posted by: Jackal at June 06, 2017 03:28 PM (TCqXC)

373 They're aren't any parents at Planned Parenthood either, hence the need for Babies Are Us

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 06, 2017 03:51 PM (nWc4E)

374 25
the latest breaking fake news:

Trump reportedly not satisfied with Sessions

I don't believe this for a second.

--

Well, honestly, I'm not impressed with Sessions either. Where the hell is he? The only thing he's done is recuse himself from the Russia nonsense.

Posted by: Fortunato at June 06, 2017 04:31 PM (44OyV)

375 Please, when you translate "Allah Akbar," do not capitalize the 'g' in god. 'tis a little g, for a cheap imitation god.

Thankyouverymuch!

Posted by: Persnickety at June 06, 2017 05:19 PM (Jh1mf)

376 Doesn't she know that the situation called for a fairway wood instead of a five iron? Sheesh!

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 06, 2017 05:53 PM (Sda6L)

377 Clearly a social commentary on Tiger Woods and the effect of crypo-fascist sports on a woman's vagina.

Posted by: American at June 06, 2017 06:42 PM (4MY5Y)

378 Why President Trump should enforce the Second Amendment everywhere. Everybody needs a piece to put down a golf club wielding dickless loser.
Maybe thats where the 2% budget of NATO members should go. Armed citizens, more polite and better people.

Posted by: Joe Mack at June 06, 2017 09:52 PM (iynDC)

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Toronto Woman Wearing ISIS Headband and Screaming Islamic Chants and "Allahu Ackbar" Charged With Assaulting Mall-Goers With Golf Club;
No Known Motive At This Time