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FakeNews CNN's Alisyn (What?) Camarotta Asks Spelling Bee Champion to Spell "Covfefe," Then Says That Maybe She Got It Wrong Because It's Not Sanskrit
It's remarkable how some rules just don't seem to apply to the Ruling Class, isn't it?
For starters, she and her Mentally Retarded Male Mansplainer Chris Cuomo marginalized the achievement of a marginalized non-white female, pushing aside the news of her victory in the national spelling bee in order to foreground, get this, a minor tweet made by a White Male. Then, feeling it wasn't enough to tell this Girl of Color "We don't care about how many hours you studied for this, we just want to talk about the White Man Who Makes Us Feel Alive," Alisyn Camarotta Otherized the girl by assuming that she was somehow familiar with the Sansrit language -- a language that while technically still in use, is primarily in use for religious and philosophical purposes (as Latin is still technically in use in the West), assuming that a girl from America must be a practicing (and, indeed, advanced) scholar of the Vedas just because her parents are Indian. When the Marginalized Girl, whose victory was de-focused to foreground a White Male's spelling error, got the spelling of "covfefe" wrong, Alisyn Camarotta tried to comfort her: "We're not sure its root is Sanskrit, which is probably what you're used to using." Um, she's American and speaks English as a first language. Why would you claim she's "used to using" a language primarily used in liturgical contexts? Though, in a small corner of India, it's used as a primary language -- but I do mean "a small corner." 14,000 people, primarily in Uttarakhand, speak it as a primary language. Bear in mind, India's population is 1.3 billion. India's main language is of course Hindi, not Sanskrit, and it has 122 main languages, and over 1300 other languages spoken there.The 2001 Census recorded 30 languages which were spoken by more than a million native speakers and 122 which were spoken by more than 10,000 people.As Sanskrit is spoken by just over 10,000 people (14,000), let me go ahead and say that this idiot could have chosen 121 other languages for her racist barb that would have been more appropriate. Congratulations, Idiot-- you chose a language that is spoken by less than 1% of India's population. Oh, of course, English is spoken as a secondary language by the great majority of Indians. And it's spoken as a primary language by most American citizens, as this girl is. So, like most racists, Alysin Camerotta isn't just racist, but too ignorant to even get her racism right. Open thread. PS: I actually thought that Sanskrit was a completely dead language until I looked it up. So Alisyn Camerotta's ignorance has at least helped me learn a little.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: publix at June 05, 2017 07:27 PM (gQ2iT)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 05, 2017 07:28 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: booknlass at June 05, 2017 07:28 PM (v7o4i)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 05, 2017 07:29 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 05, 2017 07:29 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 05, 2017 07:29 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Bruce at June 05, 2017 07:29 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 05, 2017 07:30 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 07:30 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 05, 2017 07:31 PM (yH/RE)
This was after he challenged Handel to a series of six televised debates.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 05, 2017 07:31 PM (le7jz)
Posted by: Some damn moron at June 05, 2017 07:31 PM (E8apb)
They are kind caring and Oh So Patronizing.
They cover their racism with a veneer of solicitude.
Posted by: rd at June 05, 2017 07:32 PM (XSEwK)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 05, 2017 07:31 PM (yH/RE)
*seltzer...screen....thanks*
Posted by: Some damn moron at June 05, 2017 07:32 PM (E8apb)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 07:32 PM (c6/9Q)
The impression I got is that Uttarakhand is one of those places like Algeria, housing two groups of people who refuse to speak each others' language. So they chose a third language inoffensive to both. In Algeria, the language they picked was French. In most of India it's English as you noted. Here it seems they decided they hate the English too (probably for good reasons) so picked Sanskrit.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 05, 2017 07:33 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 05, 2017 07:33 PM (6n332)
Posted by: Bill Maher at June 05, 2017 07:33 PM (Zd2ZF)
Posted by: WeBoned! at June 05, 2017 07:34 PM (yOWG+)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2017 07:34 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2017 07:34 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Harris K. Telemacher at June 05, 2017 07:34 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2017 07:34 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 05, 2017 07:35 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Mega at June 05, 2017 07:35 PM (rv0Fo)
===
come back in an hour
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 07:32 PM (c6/9Q)
I'll take 12 because I thought 15. I can't let the competition get to me....really? an hour? You know something? You got a guy?
*Sets watch*
Posted by: Some damn moron at June 05, 2017 07:35 PM (E8apb)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 05, 2017 07:35 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 07:36 PM (D/yfw)
If you can't spell Covfefe by now you're not paying attention. Its been Googled like a half million times by now.
Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2017 07:34 PM (Ot7+c)
Bing has 7.4 million hits
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 05, 2017 07:36 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 05, 2017 07:36 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 05, 2017 07:37 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 07:37 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 07:38 PM (D/yfw)
Posted by: Stumbo at June 05, 2017 07:38 PM (TglTl)
Posted by: Mega at June 05, 2017 07:38 PM (rv0Fo)
I'll take 12 because I thought 15. I can't let the competition get to me....really? an hour? You know something? You got a guy?
*Sets watch*
Posted by: Some damn moron at June 05, 2017 07:35 PM (E8apb)
I know many things....
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 07:38 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 07:36 PM (D/yfw)
That and she imagines shes oh so witty and gee aren't the guys back at the office going to think I'm the cats covfefe.
Posted by: Some damn moron at June 05, 2017 07:38 PM (E8apb)
I could see Camerota talking to her Filipina domestic about Father's Day, then correcting herself because, "Oh, O forgot, your people come from single parent homes with no dads."
Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2017 07:38 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2017 07:38 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2017 07:39 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: josephistan at June 05, 2017 07:39 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Bruce at June 05, 2017 07:39 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 07:38 PM (D/yfw)
Aren't you supposed to use it in a proper sentence Allisin?
Posted by: Hrothgar says Moar Covfefe, por favor! at June 05, 2017 07:39 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 07:39 PM (DwmXd)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2017 07:39 PM (NT3RT)
Little girl: "Really? I thought it was a wop word."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 07:40 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Al Gore at June 05, 2017 07:40 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: 80's music fan at June 05, 2017 07:41 PM (HCnEB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2017 07:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 05, 2017 07:41 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2017 07:38 PM (Sfs6o)
You did make the head feathers with your fingers when you typed woo woo amirite?
Posted by: Some damn moron at June 05, 2017 07:42 PM (E8apb)
Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2017 07:42 PM (Ot7+c)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CStTtf6G3VI
The purported thing of interest about this video is that he Facebook-Lived his own drug arrest -- but that is far less interesting than the insane "language" he speaks in the first segment as he flashes his money.
Is it Sanskrit? It is a form of human communication at all?
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 07:42 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: no good deed at June 05, 2017 07:42 PM (hJamr)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 07:42 PM (D/yfw)
Just because you voted for Bernie and Hillary, doesn't mean you are not a racist, homphobic prick.
Posted by: rd at June 05, 2017 07:42 PM (XSEwK)
He doesn't want to field any Kathy Griffin questions! The GOP used the ugly troll's beheading video against Ossoff, because she was one of the H'wood weirdos who came out to support him.
Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2017 07:42 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 05, 2017 07:42 PM (yVTyM)
Posted by: Mega at June 05, 2017 07:35 PM (rv0Fo)
I understand her because I speak fluent bitch.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 07:42 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: mark1971 at June 05, 2017 07:42 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 07:43 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: A boy named Sue at June 05, 2017 07:43 PM (e/vvC)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2017 07:44 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Bruce at June 05, 2017 07:44 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Al Gore at June 05, 2017 07:40 PM (e9G8E)
Huh..not sure but I'm going to Sedona and get my covfefes balanced. Maybe even play the chimes.
Posted by: Some damn moron at June 05, 2017 07:44 PM (E8apb)
**************
We buried that to make sure nobody knew about it, otherwise people might think Joe Biden wasn't the genius that we know he is.
Posted by: The Mainstream Media at June 05, 2017 07:44 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 05, 2017 07:44 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Some damn moronat June 05, 2017 07:42 PM (E8apb)
Hard to type when making finger feathers and using the other hand to pat your open mouth 'woo woo', unless you have a prehensile tail, or prehensile
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 05, 2017 07:44 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 05, 2017 07:45 PM (GsAUU)
remember the crazy unhinged biatch who went off on the café barista, who happened to be a young woman of color?
In her rant she yelled at the girl: "I know you have dreams, to be a truck driver, or ballet dancer...!"
Not a neurosurgeon or venture capitalist.
Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2017 07:45 PM (kD8Fh)
Its ALL they can talk about... every subject somehow devolves to Trump.... its always on their minds...
It borders on insanity.... to be this obsessed...
Hmmm... TOD... Trump Obsession Disorder?
Posted by: Don Q. at June 05, 2017 07:45 PM (NgKpN)
You did make the head feathers with your fingers when you typed woo woo amirite?
Posted by: Some damn moron at June 05, 2017 07:42 PM (E8apb)
---------
Why, yes. Yes I did.
Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2017 07:46 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Barnes at June 05, 2017 07:47 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 07:47 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 07:47 PM (D/yfw)
Posted by: Some damn moronat June 05, 2017 07:42 PM (E8apb)
Hard to type when making finger feathers and using the other hand to pat your open mouth 'woo woo', unless you have a prehensile tail, or prehensile
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 05, 2017 07:44 PM (P/kVC)
Point taken. Thats a classic woo woo right there.
Posted by: Some damn moron at June 05, 2017 07:47 PM (E8apb)
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 07:48 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2017 07:38 PM (Sfs6o)
Correct. 7-11, not casino.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2017 07:48 PM (+X43N)
You can sit through a lot of babble for thick, pron-grade creme paps.
It went away. Swear to god, her IQ came down 30 points.
Posted by: The Old Random Observer at June 05, 2017 07:49 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: BEN ZYMNDIUSBERGER at June 05, 2017 07:49 PM (2Oe01)
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 07:49 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 07:49 PM (D/yfw)
I mean, Islam is actually pretty easy when you get that it's based on the Syrian sort of Christianity. Persia's okay if you figure out that everyone working for the Sasanians was a liar. And both of course have long histories of contact with the West.
India is different.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 05, 2017 07:50 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 05, 2017 07:50 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2017 07:34 PM (Ot7+c)
This country really is too foolish to exist.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 07:50 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2017 07:50 PM (/tuJf)
The ranting racist Portland Neo Nazi that killed the two good samaritans was a Bernie Bro that voted for Jill Stein.
Hillary wasn't radical enough for him.
Posted by: rd at June 05, 2017 07:50 PM (XSEwK)
Congrats Sadiq, you're June's Sally Yates
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 07:50 PM (auHtY)
You ignorant racist. Even in the days of our fathers, it was "feather, not dot".
The PC phrase is now "casino, not tech support".
Posted by: Srikanth Strongbow at June 05, 2017 07:51 PM (e/vvC)
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 07:51 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 07:49 PM (D/yfw)
Finally. Sad it had come to that. Used to be hanging around Dad/Grandpa was enough
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 07:51 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2017 07:51 PM (Sfs6o)
But you know, those conservatives, they're the REAL racists.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 07:51 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2017 07:51 PM (Ot7+c)
I personally think it means "to deny an elderly, drunken woman authority", but that is certainly open to revision.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 07:52 PM (DwmXd)
Posted by: bob at June 05, 2017 07:52 PM (2Oe01)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 07:52 PM (D/yfw)
Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 07:52 PM (vRcUp)
You ignorant racist. Even in the days of our fathers, it was "feather, not dot".
The PC phrase is now "casino, not tech support".
Posted by: Srikanth Strongbow at June 05, 2017 07:51 PM (e/vvC)
But.... who does tech support, for the Casinos?
/mind.... blown...
Posted by: Don Q. at June 05, 2017 07:52 PM (NgKpN)
And now it's in my autocorrect.
Posted by: Country Boy at June 05, 2017 07:52 PM (EbPm5)
Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 07:52 PM (vRcUp)
Yes I CAN.... for I am your arch nemesis...
Posted by: Fantasy Loser at June 05, 2017 07:53 PM (NgKpN)
Hey! How the hell are you brother? You've been scarce lately. I hope all is well.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 07:53 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 07:47 PM (D/yfw)
I think nearly all girls understand bitch, even if they don't speak it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 07:53 PM (Ri/rl)
Hey, Insomniac, how goes?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 07:53 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 07:53 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: bob at June 05, 2017 07:53 PM (2Oe01)
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 05, 2017 07:53 PM (GsAUU)
http://tinyurl.com/yb7en5el
It's the crypt of Yoh-Vombis! Better wear a helmet
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 05, 2017 07:54 PM (6FqZa)
I personally think it means "to deny an elderly, drunken woman authority", but that is certainly open to revision.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 07:52 PM (DwmXd)
Urban dictionary better have that definition already.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 07:54 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 07:47 PM (c6/9Q)
Really? Possibly but I've only seen old hippy men with pony tails...and jousey accents. Trying to sign you up for a pink jeep ride to the vortex or drum therapy, oooor psychic surgery.
Posted by: Some damn moron at June 05, 2017 07:54 PM (E8apb)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 07:54 PM (+Pf5/)
Posted by: USNtakim at June 05, 2017 07:54 PM (zZWkn)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 05, 2017 07:54 PM (yVTyM)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 07:55 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 07:52 PM (DwmXd)
So it's a synonym for "schlonging?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 07:55 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2017 07:55 PM (TNQMS)
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 07:55 PM (DQ4Fv)
That's just stupid. We can assume that she knows how to run a 7-11, though. Indians are born with that knowledge. It's in a gene on the 112th chromosome.
Posted by: Joe Biden, Paste Connoisseur at June 05, 2017 07:55 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: rickl at June 05, 2017 07:55 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 05, 2017 07:56 PM (4ErVI)
My entries:
C - Covfefe
G - Gnome
K - Knute
M - Mnemonic
P - Pneumatic
X - Christmas
Posted by: bob at June 05, 2017 07:56 PM (2Oe01)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 07:47 PM (c6/9Q)
Wouldn't be easier to work in the oil fields as a roughneck?
Or maybe deep sea fishing, or bear hunting?
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 07:56 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 07:56 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 07:54 PM (+Pf5/)
Does she speak chemistry nerd? Let's find out. She can try her hand at "praseodymium."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 07:56 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 07:53 PM (0mRoj)
All is good, my friend. I finally managed to get my first vacation in over a year, so I unplugged from the net since last Wednesday, detoxed and just floated along. Got some writing done, which I sent off to TJM and Anna Puma for thoughts. Tomorrow's my last day off, so in light of the nonexistence of hookers and blow at Stately Poppins Manor at the moment, I want to find something to do that I'll enjoy and not feel like killing myself when I go back to work on Wednesday.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 07:57 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 05, 2017 07:57 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: josephistan at June 05, 2017 07:57 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: bob at June 05, 2017 07:57 PM (2Oe01)
Or maybe deep sea fishing, or bear hunting?
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 07:56 PM (Ri/rl)
why, yes it would
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 07:57 PM (c6/9Q)
It's called Sandscript because they wrote it in script, in the sand.
Posted by: Joe Biden
That's retarded, sir.
Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at June 05, 2017 07:57 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 07:57 PM (rZ+mb)
I personally think it means "to deny an elderly, drunken woman authority", but that is certainly open to revision.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 07:52 PM (DwmXd)
I think it means being able to say the phrase "American Sovereignty" while President of the US without immediate apologizing to ISIS, the EU and the UN!
Posted by: Hrothgar says Moar Covfefe, por favor! at June 05, 2017 07:58 PM (gwPgz)
"No, the language isn't going to pot
Inevitably, whenever a lexicographical authority releases a collection of new words, there are purists ready to grouse about the decline of their precious language.
..."As a lexicographer, I do not define how the language is used, the speakers do. And if speakers are using a certain set of words, then that is correct English."
http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/03/health/dictionary-
com-words-added-trnd/index.html
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 07:58 PM (B6Pbd)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 07:58 PM (+Pf5/)
Same old same old, mostly. Sent a couple of resumes out the other week, got a follow up call, was supposed to hear today about setting up a phone interview and of course the call didn't come. Now, it could be any one of a number of things to cause delay, but it's what I've come to expect. At this point I don't even get mad at being treated this way. It's more of a tired resignation.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 07:58 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: rd at June 05, 2017 07:58 PM (XSEwK)
Yep. Was married to a Black woman - the nastiest, most racist shit we encountered was vast majority (85-95%) "Liberals" and "progressives" running their disgusting mouths.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at June 05, 2017 07:59 PM (1aMQH)
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 07:59 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 07:59 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 07:58 PM (+Pf5/)
I use that stuff all the time.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 07:59 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 07:59 PM (D/yfw)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 07:59 PM (c6/9Q)
________
I think so. Is that the same thing as "puddin'-balling?"
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 08:00 PM (DwmXd)
Posted by: josephistan at June 05, 2017 08:00 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:00 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 05, 2017 08:01 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 08:01 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Srikanth Strongbow at June 05, 2017 07:51 PM (e/vvC) ]
I am in hysterics over here.....
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:01 PM (XF3Xp)
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 08:01 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:01 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Some damn moron at June 05, 2017 08:01 PM (E8apb)
Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2017 08:01 PM (Sfs6o)
Even more hilarious is the dummies behind the camera apparently didn't realize how dumb this was.
Dummies leading dummies.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 05, 2017 08:01 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle at June 05, 2017 08:02 PM (IqV8l)
I missed the thread about precious Reality the Leaker. I hope that kunt rots in prison for the rest of her miserable life.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 08:02 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 05, 2017 08:02 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 08:02 PM (DQ4Fv)
Yeah its likely a case of the casual racism of liberals for choosing that language.
Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2017 08:02 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Fantasy Loser at June 05, 2017 08:02 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 08:03 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 08:03 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 05, 2017 08:03 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2017 08:03 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Hrothgar says Moar Covfefe, por favor! at June 05, 2017 08:04 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 08:04 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 05, 2017 08:04 PM (4ErVI)
My entries:
C - Covfefe
G - Gnome
K - Knute
M - Mnemonic
P - Pneumatic
X - Christmas
Posted by: bob at June 05, 2017 07:56 PM (2Oe01)
I worked at a nuclear power plant in the 1990's. We developed one on a night shift. Wish I kept a copy...
H as in hour.
X was xylophone
Posted by: rd at June 05, 2017 08:04 PM (XSEwK)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:04 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:04 PM (XF3Xp)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 08:05 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 08:05 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Hrothgar says Moar Covfefe, por favor! at June 05, 2017 08:05 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at June 05, 2017 08:05 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 08:05 PM (D/yfw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 08:06 PM (+Pf5/)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:06 PM (XF3Xp)
Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2017 08:06 PM (TNQMS)
Posted by: josephistan at June 05, 2017 08:06 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 08:06 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2017 08:06 PM (i3rHh)
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 08:06 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 08:07 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:07 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 08:07 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at June 05, 2017 08:07 PM (vRcUp)
People matter to the left as voters. The strategy is to identify "minority" groups, inform said groups, through the willing media, that they are despised by the right, and collect the votes.
Sometimes the utter disdain for those the left claims to champion unwittingly seeps out.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 05, 2017 08:08 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:08 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 08:08 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:08 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 05, 2017 08:08 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 08:08 PM (+Pf5/)
Delhi, not deli.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:08 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:08 PM (XF3Xp)
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 08:09 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Fantasy Loser at June 05, 2017 08:09 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:09 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:09 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ever at June 05, 2017 08:09 PM (kronK)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 05, 2017 08:09 PM (TdMsT)
Untouchable, not Deplorable. Oh, wait a second . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:09 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 08:09 PM (Ri/rl)
Wait-
Posted by: This Is CNN at June 05, 2017 08:09 PM (B6Pbd)
Posted by: Fantasy Loser at June 05, 2017 08:10 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:10 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 05, 2017 08:10 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 08:10 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:10 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 08:10 PM (DwmXd)
Posted by: DaveA at June 05, 2017 08:10 PM (FhXTo)
Sorry to hear about that, brother. I'm still praying for you.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:10 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: IanDeal at June 05, 2017 08:10 PM (JhHPx)
I've always said that if the Indians wanted to win, then they should have fought harder.
Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2017 07:51 PM (Sfs6o)
That's what they get for being on our land before we got here.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2017 08:10 PM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:11 PM (XF3Xp)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 05, 2017 08:11 PM (f2bPN)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:11 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 08:10 PM (DwmXd)
Got to say it in a Wilford Brimley voice, "Parents can't feed us, not DIABEETUS".
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 05, 2017 08:11 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:11 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at June 05, 2017 08:11 PM (phoPy)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:11 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: good times at June 05, 2017 08:11 PM (wpC7C)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:11 PM (mbhDw)
Hindi not Hekawi
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 08:12 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:12 PM (0mRoj)
Vishnu, not vos machs du?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:11 PM (mbhDw)
You guys have a million of them. I'm impressed.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 08:12 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:12 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: good times
----
You could've had a V-8!
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2017 08:12 PM (i3rHh)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:12 PM (XF3Xp)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at June 05, 2017 08:12 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Alisyn Camarotta at June 05, 2017 08:13 PM (TqmC9)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 08:13 PM (D/yfw)
Kundulini, not cunnilingus. Oh, now wait a sec . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:13 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 05, 2017 08:13 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 05, 2017 08:13 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:13 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:13 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: fd at June 05, 2017 08:14 PM (BO/km)
Hindi not Hekawi
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 08:12 PM (auHtY)
Many moons ago tribe move west because Pilgrims ruin neighborhood. Tribe travel west, over country and mountains and wild streams, then come big day... tribe fall over cliff, that when Hekawi get name. Medicine man say to my ancestor, "I think we lost. Where the heck are we?"
Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle at June 05, 2017 08:14 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 05, 2017 07:44 PM (P/kVC)
You could be Centauri. They have six .... they have six,
Posted by: Fox2! at June 05, 2017 08:14 PM (Uytaa)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 08:14 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 08:14 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 05, 2017 08:14 PM (e9G8E)
Tikka masala, not veal marsala.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:14 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:14 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:14 PM (XF3Xp)
Posted by: This Is CNN at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (B6Pbd)
Meditation, not medication. Like, wow, man!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (4ErVI)
all planned to put this report front and center as the "smoking gun",
supporting the belief their mantra the election was stolen?
---
better yet, it would appear that all the "juicy" bits in the document had already been declassified and publicized. indeed, it seems most, if not all, of the "revelations" it contains had been in the news previously.
Snowflake committed multiple federal felonies for nothing.
ain't karma wonderful?
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (vSdq7)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (XF3Xp)
Anybody consider that she fell victim of a honeypot? A classified document specifically put into the system to flush out leakers?
Wouldn't it be delicious if the entire "Russian-Dingos-Ate-My-Baby" operation was a counter-intelligence operation aimed at enemies foreign and (mainly) domestic?
Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2017 07:51 PM (Sfs6o)
They gave it their best, but it was the Cubs' year.
Posted by: rickl at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (B6Pbd)
Google recruiter contacted me. We had some good back and forth, he asked me to provide him five dates and times for a one hour phone screen. Then he disappeared. I waited a few days, then contacted him. He replied almost immediately and said things are busy, blah blah blah, can I send him five new days and times. I did. He disappeared again! Motherf*cker! I'm debating if it's worth contacting him again. It's Google, so I probably will. Dammit.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (4aG2t)
"Yeah, right."
--- Reza Aslan, who called DJT an 'piece of shit' and has a history of tweeting hateful things at conservatives
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mahotma Gandhi at June 05, 2017 08:16 PM (TqmC9)
Posted by: Alisyne at June 05, 2017 08:16 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 08:16 PM (D/yfw)
Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle at June 05, 2017 08:14 PM (NgKpN)
They were supposed to be the Fugawi but the censors nixed that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 08:16 PM (auHtY)
Blue dot, not Sylvania.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:16 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at June 05, 2017 08:16 PM (vSdq7)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 05, 2017 08:16 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 05, 2017 08:16 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:16 PM (Ki5SV)
That's shitty, but at least it's not just me. What's with employers being so damn flaky these days?
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:17 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:17 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Sanskrit at June 05, 2017 08:17 PM (vChNs)
Blue cholera and white cholera.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:17 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 05, 2017 08:17 PM (vSdq7)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:18 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:18 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: rickl at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (sdi6R)
===========================
Ohhhh. That was really good.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:18 PM (lwiT4)
Oh, wait...
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 08:18 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at June 05, 2017 08:18 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:19 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2017 07:51 PM
_______
Chief Combs-Across say build-em wall but tribal elders say no, him racist.
Now tribe live on reservation.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 08:19 PM (DwmXd)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:19 PM (XF3Xp)
Idiot progtard: I think I'm entitled to.
POTUS DJT: You want answers?
Idiot progtard: I WANT THE COVFEFE!
POTUS DJT: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE COVFEFE!
Posted by: B.H. (your new 'Elder Statesman') Obama at June 05, 2017 08:19 PM (5ssbE)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:19 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Country Singer at June 05, 2017 08:19 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: Indian Space Agency at June 05, 2017 08:19 PM (TqmC9)
What did the 'Indians' invent that makes us SO concerned about giving them due reverence? They have nukes sure .. and an incredibly "intolerant" caste system. But they are marginally better "allies" than Pakistan. And they are so useful on those call centers.
Good Grief. ... the globalists love their slave labor. All heritage and culture MUST submit to the funny money marketing cabal of globalists. sheesh.
Save your culture ... America First.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 05, 2017 08:20 PM (DDZxc)
Thanks man. I just don't know what to do anymore.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:20 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 08:16 PM (D/yfw)
I'm over here with my staircase wit laughing.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 08:20 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:20 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 08:20 PM (B6Pbd)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:20 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:21 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:21 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: t-bird at June 05, 2017 08:21 PM (TqmC9)
Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2017 08:21 PM (TNQMS)
Good for all of us she isn't Antireality.
Posted by: The real Henderson James at June 05, 2017 08:21 PM (PtuJp)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:20 PM (0mRoj)
=========================
You could be a youth pastor.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:21 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: fd at June 05, 2017 08:21 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: rickl at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (sdi6R)
===========================
Ohhhh. That was really good.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:18 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: rickl at June 05, 2017 08:22 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at June 05, 2017 08:22 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2017 08:22 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 05, 2017 08:22 PM (aZq03)
You could be a youth pastor.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:21 PM (lwiT4)
I would be about the worst damn emissary god could possibly have right now.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:22 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: arbitrary turn back at June 05, 2017 08:22 PM (8RQER)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 08:23 PM (Ck7zo)
Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2017 08:23 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:23 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 05, 2017 08:23 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 05, 2017 08:22 PM (aZq03)
Peruvia (the State, not the country).
Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 08:23 PM (s5o+q)
If you can't be a good example, you might be a strong warning?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:23 PM (XF3Xp)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:24 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: LASue at June 05, 2017 08:24 PM (sfTql)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 08:24 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: booknlass at June 05, 2017 08:24 PM (v7o4i)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 08:24 PM (vChNs)
"Discover" doesn't mean "absolutely the first ever."
Yes, Columbus discovered the New World.
And shut the fuck up about the fucking Vikings. They came here, took a crap, went home. That's like proudly saying, "I was the first publisher to read 'Harry Potter'! ...Yes, I rejected it; BUT I WAS THE FIRST!"
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2017 08:24 PM (i3rHh)
If you can't be a good example, you might be a strong warning?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:23 PM (XF3Xp)
Like the RMS Titanic.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:24 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 08:24 PM (B6Pbd)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:25 PM (rZ+mb)
f*cking WHEEL was for the first time, much less an oceangoing vessel,
cannons, star maps, etc.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at
the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 08:20 PM (B6Pbd)
And horses.
Posted by: Country Singer at June 05, 2017 08:25 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:22 PM (0mRoj)
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In that case, the Episcopalians might be your best bet.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:25 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:25 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 08:26 PM (s5o+q)
Yes, Columbus discovered the New World.
And shut the fuck up about the fucking Vikings. They came here, took a crap, went home. That's like proudly saying, "I was the first publisher to read 'Harry Potter'! ...Yes, I rejected it; BUT I WAS THE FIRST!"
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2017 08:24 PM (i3rHh)
So.... first one there.... ever???
Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle at June 05, 2017 08:26 PM (NgKpN)
Elephants, not GOP.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:26 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Indian Space Agency at June 05, 2017 08:19 PM (TqmC9)
Dude, we've been to the Moon, and Mars too.
Posted by: Indian Space Research Organisation at June 05, 2017 08:26 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 08:27 PM (B6Pbd)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:27 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 08:27 PM (s5o+q)
remember that scene in Apocalypto, when the man fleeing for his life parts the leaves and sees the ships?
white man brought a God willing to sacrifice for man instead of the god that demanded they sacrifice each other.
that was a moving scene. good old Mel Gibson.
Posted by: booknlass at June 05, 2017 08:27 PM (v7o4i)
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 05, 2017 08:23 PM (nBr1j)
and then, the Oral Sex?
Posted by: Evil Mean Naughty Zoot at June 05, 2017 08:27 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Srikanth Strongbow at June 05, 2017 08:27 PM (e/vvC)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:22 PM (0mRoj)
Fuck it ... start hitting the weights. Our company buyout is going poorly. We can hit the road as a Wrestling Tag Team. We'll call ourselves ...
... The Legion of Pessimism. Our finisher will be The Reality Hit.
We'll be a masked team - because The Crowd Can't Handle the Truth !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 08:28 PM (fiGNd)
She has no shame and tomorrow's a new day.
Posted by: gNewt at June 05, 2017 08:28 PM (+Q9b4)
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 05, 2017 08:28 PM (nBr1j)
In my experience the really big names like Amazon, Apple, Google, Microsoft, and Amazon have so many amazing applicants that unless you're a big name they're specifically recruiting, they really don't give a shit. Every position advertised has 100 internal references and THOUSANDS of external applications.
It's like being Chris Pratt at a swimsuit model convention. What does he care if he pisses a few off? He's still going back to his room with a half dozen gorgeous women.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2017 08:28 PM (4aG2t)
Posted by: Srikanth Strongbow at June 05, 2017 08:27 PM (e/vvC)
Wait, isn't the Indian one supposed to come before the Indian one?
Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 08:28 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2017 08:24 PM (i3rHh)
Vikings vs. Indians. Interesting face-off there.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 08:29 PM (Ck7zo)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 05, 2017 08:29 PM (MZcWR)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 08:28 PM (fiGNd)
Lucha Libre ?
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 08:29 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 08:28 PM (s5o+q)
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yes, I believe that is the rule.
Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2017 08:30 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 08:30 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2017 08:30 PM (IqV8l)
I had not heard about the attempt to hack the voter lists the Intercept referenced. Wish that new voter integrity committee would use that as an excuse to examine CA and NY voters (considering the numbers of ineligible/non-citizens that probably vote there) and those states are two of the voting firms clients.
Posted by: ever at June 05, 2017 08:30 PM (kronK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 05, 2017 08:31 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: t-bird at June 05, 2017 08:21 PM (TqmC9)
But I just found "Eager and Edwardian!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:31 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 08:28 PM (fiGNd)
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There's LOTS of great rasslin' names on this thread.
Thunderbird and Garuda!
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 08:31 PM (B6Pbd)
Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 08:28 PM (s5o+q)
No, it's the other way around.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 08:31 PM (Ck7zo)
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at June 05, 2017 08:31 PM (1aMQH)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 05, 2017 08:32 PM (yV8pG)
Rocket scientists turned journalists. Splitting atoms with their ass cheeks.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 05, 2017 08:32 PM (OVJcF)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 08:29 PM (c6/9Q)
More like Lucha Old Dude.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 08:32 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:31 PM (Ki5SV)
Got a link?
Asking for a friend!
Posted by: Hrothgar says Moar Covfefe, por favor! at June 05, 2017 08:33 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:33 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 08:33 PM (Ri/rl)
Vikings vs. Indians. Interesting face-off there.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 08:29 PM (Ck7zo)
Both teams will have a tough time staying upright on the ice.
But the fights should be hilarious.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2017 08:34 PM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:34 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 08:28 PM (fiGNd)
Glum and Glummer
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:34 PM (XF3Xp)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:34 PM (Ki5SV)
Well done!
Posted by: Hrothgar says Moar Covfefe, por favor! at June 05, 2017 08:34 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: President Barack "Pockeystahhn" Obama at June 05, 2017 08:35 PM (B6Pbd)
Asking for a friend!
Posted by: Hrothgar says Moar Covfefe, por favor! at June 05, 2017 08:33 PM (gwPgz)
Heh. I think the closest thing now is steampunk porn.
Which is actually a thing.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:35 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 08:29 PM (Ck7zo)
There's a weird movie with Mads Mikkelson about that. It's called Valhalla Rising. It's worth watching. Pretty fun.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:35 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2017 08:36 PM (TNQMS)
Bombay, not Indianapolis
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 08:36 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Sur Edmond at June 05, 2017 08:36 PM (+Q9b4)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:34 PM (XF3Xp)
We have a winner.
Our finisher will be the Depths of Despair.
Brilliant.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 08:37 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 05, 2017 08:37 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 08:29 PM (Ck7zo)
Both teams will have a tough time staying upright on the ice.
But the fights should be hilarious.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2017 08:34 PM (LLzS4)
No contest.
Vikings always lose the Super Bowl.
Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 08:38 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 08:29 PM (Ck7zo)
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Probably depends on what they're drinking.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 08:38 PM (B6Pbd)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:38 PM (XF3Xp)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 05, 2017 08:37 PM (e9G8E)
When did the Chinese come into this?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:38 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:38 PM (Ki5SV)
...
...
...
I've been saving that one.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2017 08:38 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 08:38 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Sur Edmond at June 05, 2017 08:36 PM (+Q9b4)
I always figured they just wanted to get away from kimchee and balut.
Posted by: Country Singer at June 05, 2017 08:39 PM (yzxic)
a frickin clue
constantly hammering new iterations of 'dot, not feather'.
Posted by: Clueless in Coppenhagen at June 05, 2017 08:39 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 08:39 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2017 08:39 PM (dvH9o)
It's funny, I just finished Kurt Schlichter's two novels, and I was a little disappointed at how he went WAY over the top on building the SJW world on the page. Just found it a bit too tongue-in-cheek.
And the commie cocksuckers in academia, the MFM and government keep trying to prove that Schlichter didn't go far enough...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2017 08:39 PM (LLzS4)
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Or gotten better pitching.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2017 08:40 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2017 08:40 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 08:41 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2017 08:41 PM (dvH9o)
... The Legion of Pessimism. Our finisher will be The Reality Hit.
We'll be a masked team - because The Crowd Can't Handle the Truth !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 08:28 PM (fiGNd)
The Moron Manglers!
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:41 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:41 PM (rZ+mb)
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Or gotten better pitching.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2017 08:40 PM (nlbfN)
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It was the rain delay that did them in. Should've danced faster.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:42 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:38 PM (XF3Xp)
So ... the finisher would be some kind of double team move - like we both jump in there and do some kind of tag-team headlock ... and make a point of each of us whispering in the dude's ear at the same time.
He pretty much body-slams himself. One of us makes the cover.
Game Over.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 08:42 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 05, 2017 08:42 PM (wpC7C)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 08:42 PM (DwmXd)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2017 08:42 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 08:41 PM (8iiMU)
Cricket, not Lacrosse.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:41 PM (rZ+mb)
Get a room, you two!
Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 08:42 PM (s5o+q)
After 380 comments we both posted that same exact thing - though you were just that |-| much faster. That's eerie.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:42 PM (rZ+mb)
Too funny... Kaligaaaa-aaa-aaa poor old wooden head,
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:43 PM (XF3Xp)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:22 PM (0mRoj)
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In that case, the Episcopalians might be your best bet.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:25 PM (lwiT4)
Ouch. I'm way too conservative for them though.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:43 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2017 08:43 PM (TNQMS)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:44 PM (XF3Xp)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2017 08:41 PM (dvH9o)
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gonna be an early night
Posted by: Bill Wynn at June 05, 2017 08:44 PM (vChNs)
Cricket, not Lacrosse.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:41 PM (rZ+mb)''
Hey, you are the designated Amy Schumer by a couple places, although it was simultaneous.
Was it good for you, too?
Posted by: Amy Schumer's Amy Schumer at June 05, 2017 08:44 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 08:44 PM (Ck7zo)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:43 PM (0mRoj)
I'm working out our entry to Ohio Valley Wrestling right now.
Don't screw this up for me, ok ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 08:45 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2017 08:45 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 08:45 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: bob at June 05, 2017 08:45 PM (tZroI)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2017 08:45 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 08:45 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:34 PM (XF3Xp)
We have a winner.
Our finisher will be the Depths of Despair.
Brilliant.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 08:37 PM (fiGNd)
Love it.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:45 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2017 08:46 PM (J+eG2)
My fucking apartment management sent me an email at 7 pm that the balcony needs to be COMPLETELY cleared as of tomorrow, because they're painting all of the balconies this week. Tentatively.
I have no idea where I'm supposed to put my planters or balcony furniture. I have a lot wedged into this space.
Extra swearing deleted.
Also, even though they've already sucked up a huge amount of parking with endless containers of imported Chinese renovation equipment (since last fall), we have now been informed that the parking nearest the building has to be empty from 8 am-6 pm, so that they can paint the exterior. At some point yet to be determined.
Nothing is being done regarding structural integrity of these 15-year-old buildings (which are already partially rotting, not to mentioned the windows which all need to be replaced sometime in the near future), only cosmetic improvements are being made. Oh yes, and this is "luxury" housing. I'm now paying $1830/mo plus utilities for this dubious place 25 miles from DC.
Tenant inconvenience? Pfft.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 08:47 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 08:47 PM (Ck7zo)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 08:41 PM (8iiMU)
Cricket, not Lacrosse.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:41 PM (rZ+mb)
Get a room, you two!
Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 08:42 PM (s5o+q)
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then they'd be the ThePrimordialDeplorableOrderedGaltTrio
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2017 08:47 PM (vChNs)
375
The level of stupid at CNN is nearing depraved levels.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2017 08:39 PM (dvH9o)
Nah. It's been going on for close to 30 years, at least.
Charles Jaco.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktU3EkWZdA8
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2017 08:47 PM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 08:48 PM (B6Pbd)
Posted by: Alisyn (What?) Camarotta at June 05, 2017 08:48 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2017 08:48 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at June 05, 2017 08:48 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2017 08:48 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: Clueless in Coppenhagen at June 05, 2017 08:48 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 08:49 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:49 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 08:47 PM (tHwdc)
Not bad!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 08:49 PM (Ck7zo)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 08:47 PM (tHwdc)
Sounds like you need help from an Upstart Tag Team with a Penchant for Pessimism.
* Writes down Penchant for Pessimism *
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 08:49 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 08:49 PM (DwmXd)
In my experience the really big names like Amazon, Apple, Google, Microsoft, and Amazon have so many amazing applicants that unless you're a big name they're specifically recruiting, they really don't give a shit. Every position advertised has 100 internal references and THOUSANDS of external applications.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2017 08:28 PM (4aG2t)
Traditionally, in America, it was small businesses that were the backbone of the economy. Big corporations got most of the fame and notoriety, but small companies provided most of the jobs.
I don't know if that is still true today. Big government's oppressive regulations and tax laws crush small businesses.
From what I have read, most young people coming out of school want to go to work for a corporation or the government, and turn up their noses at small businesses.
From my own experience, if you can find a small business where you fit in and get along with the owner and your coworkers, it beats the living daylights out of being a replaceable cog in a corporation.
Yes, you can make more money and get better benefits in a corporation, but in a small business, you don't have the office politics, performance reviews, etc. You know what is expected of you and where you stand. It's just an all around saner environment.
Often, in small businesses, the owner works harder and puts in more hours than his employees. That makes one willing to put in a little extra effort when the situation requires it. There's more of a sense of "we're all in this together".
Posted by: rickl at June 05, 2017 08:49 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Carlos Mencia at June 05, 2017 08:49 PM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2017 08:50 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 08:50 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2017 08:50 PM (F0ZHr)
George Harrison not Liz Warren
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 08:50 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 05, 2017 08:42 PM (wpC7C)
Y'all crack me up, my God
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:50 PM (XF3Xp)
Ain't nobody gonna convince me that that man isn't gay.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 05, 2017 08:50 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2017 08:50 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: PaleRider at June 05, 2017 08:51 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2017 08:47 PM (vChNs)
I heard them open for The Who at Wembley in '67.
Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 08:51 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 08:50 PM (auHtY)
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I was just going to say, George Harrison - not Marlon Brando. Yours is better.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:51 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:51 PM (rZ+mb)
This may be a sign that you should move. It sounds like they're doing a lick-and-prayer cosmetic bit to sell off the property.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:52 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2017 08:52 PM (vChNs)
Nothing but hooks.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2017 08:48 PM (F0ZHr)
Just one solid one with a noose. FFS!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 08:52 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 08:47 PM (tHwdc)
I don't pay much more than that for my Mortgage for a 5 Bedroom 4 bath house 50 miles from DC
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 05, 2017 08:53 PM (zv81W)
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Keep him Still or their will be Nashing of teeth
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2017 08:53 PM (vChNs)
This may be a sign that you should move. It sounds like they're doing a lick-and-prayer cosmetic bit to sell off the property.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:52 PM (Ki5SV)
Hence the plan to relocate to Pensacola. Although I have no idea how I'm going to do this by next May.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 08:54 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2017 08:50 PM (F0ZHr)
Anyone named Stills on the team? Crosby, Stills and Nashville
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 08:54 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 08:54 PM (B6Pbd)
'm now paying $1830/mo plus utilities for this dubious place 25 miles from DC.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 08:47 PM (tHwdc)
I don't pay much more than that for my Mortgage for a 5 Bedroom 4 bath house 50 miles from DC
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 05, 2017 08:53 PM (zv81W)
Congratulations.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 08:55 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 08:55 PM (DwmXd)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 08:55 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 08:47 PM (tHwdc)
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Sheesh. That is my former mortgage and taxes on a 4500 sf house on a golf course.
Posted by: GOULD at June 05, 2017 08:55 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2017 08:56 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:56 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 08:54 PM (B6Pbd)
Which Indian words? Dot or feather?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 08:56 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 08:47 PM (tHwdc)
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How does that old saying go? Only the rich and the poor can afford to live in the city.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 08:57 PM (B6Pbd)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 08:56 PM (auHtY)
A maize ing
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 08:57 PM (8iiMU)
If only Liz Warren were here to help.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2017 08:57 PM (J+eG2)
How?
Posted by: fd at June 05, 2017 08:58 PM (BO/km)
Imagine how much better this thread would be if any of us had any knowledge of Indian words.
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Gitchigoomie.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:58 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 05, 2017 08:58 PM (3JQ/p)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 08:59 PM (8iiMU)
Or gotten better pitching.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2017 08:40 PM (nlbfN)
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!
Posted by: alexthechick - I need a pail for to build a castle now at June 05, 2017 08:59 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2017 08:59 PM (nlbfN)
this is "luxury" housing. I'm now paying $1830/mo plus utilities for
this dubious place 25 miles from DC.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess"
Yes, but you get to live work and play among (or close to anyway) the best and the brightest in the country so it is worth it, right?
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2017 08:59 PM (NbRJx)
Kimosabi
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:59 PM (XF3Xp)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 08:59 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 09:00 PM (DwmXd)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 09:00 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2017 09:00 PM (LLzS4)
Posted by: grammie winger
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Emerson, Lake & Palmer are going out in order.
"Whew!" says Carl Palmer!
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2017 09:00 PM (i3rHh)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 08:54 PM (tHwdc)
If you stay off the back roads and drive a safe speed on the Interstate, it shouldn't take that long. Should it ?
Posted by: dDan at June 05, 2017 09:00 PM (hwYmz)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 09:00 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2017 09:00 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:58 PM (lwiT4)
Chicago
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 08:59 PM (8iiMU)
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Son is getting married in Oconomowac. Just west of Waukesha and Wauwatosa.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 09:00 PM (lwiT4)
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Thats right!
Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2017 09:01 PM (Sfs6o)
Tikka Masala
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:01 PM (XF3Xp)
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 09:01 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 09:02 PM (B6Pbd)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2017 09:02 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2017 09:02 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 09:00 PM (DwmXd)
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I was going to say that but you were too quicken for me
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 09:02 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 09:00 PM (lwiT4)
Good thing the Scripps Spelling Bee doesn't have names of places in WI. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2017 09:03 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 09:03 PM (rZ+mb)
Imagine how much better this thread would be if any of us had any knowledge of Indian words.
Kimosabi
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:59 PM (XF3Xp)
Barely on topic:
I was told, when I took Spanish class ages ago, that "Kimosabe" was a diminuation of "El que no sabe", or "he that doesn't know". And, of course, "tonto" means 'fool'.
So, in reality, each one was insulting the other.
Don't know if that is true, but I like it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 09:03 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:58 PM (lwiT4)
... if only they'd put fifteen more miles behind them.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 09:03 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 09:03 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2017 09:04 PM (i3rHh)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 09:04 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:05 PM (HJvX8)
How?
Posted by: fd at June 05, 2017 08:58 PM (BO/km)
I'll probably get willowed, but that reminds me of a joke:
A man has sold his soul to Satan and is trying to wiggle out of the deal. He flatters the devil by complimenting him on his memory, saying that it's incredible out of all the people whose souls he gets, that he can remember on which day each is due.
The devil says, "I have the best memory in the universe. No one is better."
"Ah," says the man, "There's an old Indian in Arizona who has a better memory than you. If I can prove that, will you give me my soul back?"
"It's a deal," Satan says, and in an instant he transports the two to Arizona.
The man points out the Indian. "Ask him anything," he prompts.
Satan walks up to the Indian. "Do you like eggs?" he asks.
"Likum eggs," the Indian says.
Satan nods, then vanishes in a puff of brimstone, taking the other man with him.
For the next twenty years, Satan watches as the man is tormented in hell. Then, one day, he takes him back to Arizona and the two materialize in front of the Indian.
Satan holds up a hand. "How."
"Scrambled," replies the Indian.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 09:05 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:58 PM (lwiT4)
... if only they'd put fifteen more miles behind them.
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it was bad karma
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 09:05 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Sen. Elizabeth "Speaks With Forked Tongue" Warren at June 05, 2017 09:05 PM (qJhUV)
Speaking of kemosabe, there was a Far Side cartoon of an old Lone Ranger reading an Indian Dictionary. The thought balloon was - Oh here it is. Kemosabe: Apache expression for horse's rear end...What the hey?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 09:05 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:06 PM (HJvX8)
Pow Wow Chow.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 09:06 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 09:06 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:06 PM (HJvX8)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 09:07 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 09:07 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 09:07 PM (rZ+mb)
Hi Miley,
Yes, this is a not uncommon thing with close-in housing around here. Apartments are just barely maintained.
My first apartment here, near Dunn Loring, was the same way...outrageous rent for barely-modern plumbing and crappy construction. It wasn't that old of a building either.
This place is crazy.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 05, 2017 09:07 PM (eytER)
Only you can prevent forest fires.
Or litter.
Or something.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:08 PM (XF3Xp)
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 05, 2017 09:08 PM (eytER)
(Yes, I've been to India. And Indian Country.)
Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 09:09 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:09 PM (HJvX8)
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 05, 2017 09:08 PM (eytER)
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Ditto.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 09:09 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Carl Kolchak at June 05, 2017 09:09 PM (Ki5SV)
I'll thank you not to mention that again.
Posted by: Carl Kolchak at June 05, 2017 09:09 PM (Ki5SV)
Remember me?
Posted by: Art Bell at June 05, 2017 09:10 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2017 09:10 PM (NbRJx)
Dang.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 09:07 PM (lwiT4)
No joke ... even though I make plenty ... I still like his songs. Still play 'em in my truck.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 09:10 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Mr. T at June 05, 2017 09:10 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:10 PM (HJvX8)
Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 05, 2017 09:08 PM (eytER)
Thank you. Took a vacation at last and unplugged from the net so I could detox and battle this damned depression. Probably won't be back on line until next week.
And thank you, too, grammie.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 09:11 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 09:11 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:12 PM (HJvX8)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 05, 2017 09:12 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 09:12 PM (8iiMU)
Or litter.
Or something.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:08 PM (XF3Xp)
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Only forest fires prevent bears.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 09:12 PM (B6Pbd)
I just finished binge-watching "The Magicians" first season, so I'm full, thank you.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 05, 2017 09:13 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:12 PM (HJvX
I know, right?
(And yes, the A stands for Absolutely.)
Posted by: Sounds A. Legit at June 05, 2017 09:13 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:13 PM (HJvX8)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 09:13 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 09:13 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 09:10 PM (fiGNd)
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I do too. Well, not in your truck. He had a very distinctive voice.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 09:13 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2017 09:13 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:14 PM (s5o+q)
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i'm a season ahead o you
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 09:14 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2017 09:14 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 09:14 PM (B6Pbd)
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 09:12 PM (B6Pbd)
Where does that owl come in to all this?
"Give a hoot, run hide and tell?"
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:15 PM (XF3Xp)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 09:12 PM (8iiMU)
Time makes you older
Spelling gets colder ...
Posted by: Stevie Nicks at June 05, 2017 09:15 PM (fiGNd)
The interviewer is a fucking idiot.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2017 09:15 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:15 PM (HJvX8)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2017 09:14 PM (nlbfN)
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Seriously? Wow - I'll have to go to his website.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 09:16 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:31 PM (Ki5SV)
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Link?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2017 09:16 PM (NT3RT)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 09:16 PM (+Pf5/)
Spelling gets colder ...
Posted by: Stevie Nicks at June 05, 2017 09:15 PM (fiGNd)
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Dang it. Now I have to find that album. Just when I was getting settled in.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 09:17 PM (lwiT4)
15-year-old buildings (which are already partially rotting, not to
mentioned the windows which all need to be replaced sometime in the near
future)"
Many of the hastily tossed up yuppie live-work condos in Scum Scamfrisco, the ones built since the dot-com nonsense began, have not even made the ten-year mark before they have required expensive remediation.
I've seen some that didn't make ONE year.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 05, 2017 09:17 PM (ujwCG)
I find Beethoven's 6th to be kind of relaxing an uplifting at the same time, should you still be in need of a musical interlude after Herr Brahms.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:18 PM (XF3Xp)
Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:18 PM (HJvX8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2017 09:19 PM (qES5k)
Hmmmm, gee.... let us ponder this......
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:19 PM (XF3Xp)
Next month it's on blu-ray along with The Expanse 2, which was a LOT better than The Expanse 1.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 05, 2017 09:19 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:19 PM (HJvX8)
Al Stewart is out on the road (with a whole band this time; not just acoustic) playing the entire "Year of the Cat" album. Sounds like something I need to see.
I always loved that the album starts off - STARTS OFF! - with the drifty, hypnotic "Lord Grenville."
Damn! That's a pretty courageous way to kick off a pop album!
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2017 09:20 PM (i3rHh)
I've always been a fan of his.
D-Day Over Normandy is coming on. We'll see what PBS does with this.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2017 09:20 PM (sQ1li)
Posted by: Kathy Griffin at June 05, 2017 09:20 PM (/wWB4)
Posted by: biancaneve at June 05, 2017 09:21 PM (A/iod)
I think I'm gonna crash
COBlogger says hes coming
but I gotta pay some cash
Life in the fast lane
Posted by: Clueless in Coppenhagen at June 05, 2017 09:21 PM (m9X4Y)
condos in Scum Scamfrisco, the ones built since the dot-com nonsense
began, have not even made the ten-year mark before they have required
expensive remediation.
I've seen some that didn't make ONE year.
Posted by: torquewrench"
Yeah, but I'll bet they were energy efficient, sustainable .LEED certified... which is what really counts in construction.
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2017 09:21 PM (NbRJx)
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Shit, there are still corners of the internet that think "pwned" is funny.
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2017 09:22 PM (i3rHh)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 09:22 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:22 PM (HJvX8)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:31 PM (Ki5SV)
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Link?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2017 09:16 PM (NT3RT)
**blows kiss to Eris**
If only there were, dear lady. If only.
**side thought: it's a pity I don't know any young ladies wiling to participate in photo shoots. I can't be the only one with this fetish. And it would make a nice change from my job now.
**looks around for copy of Creating Porn Sites for Dummies
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 09:22 PM (Ki5SV)
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Should have built them using cargo containers!
Posted by: Hipster Doofus at June 05, 2017 09:22 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2017 09:23 PM (LLzS4)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2017 09:23 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2017 09:23 PM (TNQMS)
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Shit, there are still corners of the internet that think "pwned" is funny.
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2017 09:22 PM (i3rHh)
When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a covfefe.
Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 09:23 PM (s5o+q)
Shit, there are still corners of the internet that think "pwned" is funny.
I still don't know what that word is really supposed to mean.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2017 09:23 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2017 09:22 PM (i3rHh)
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 05, 2017 09:23 PM (ZgkX8)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2017 09:24 PM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 09:24 PM (DwmXd)
oak joists. That place will be around forever.Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 09:24 PM (+Pf5/)
I've seen some that didn't make ONE year.
Posted by: torquewrench"
Now with one little temblor ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 09:24 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 05, 2017 08:20 PM (DDZxc)
I was born in 1960 and have been good friends with Indians since high school. I worked with them daily the last 10 or so years before I retired.
They've moved way beyond call centers and the better-educated Indians are every bit the equal of Americans and Western Europeans. They have a strong commitment to western-style democracy and hate Islam with a white-hot passion.
I'm going to stand with my Indian friends in this minor disagreement.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 05, 2017 09:24 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: josephistan at June 05, 2017 09:24 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2017 09:24 PM (J+eG2)
Burma?! BURMA?! What the fuck is that, you old fool? I never even heard of that! And why would the Japanese shoot you down?
Posted by: PBS Person Who Can Speak at June 05, 2017 09:24 PM (hBig8)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2017 09:25 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: rickl at June 05, 2017 08:49 PM (sdi6R)
Our office manager grew with our company. I hired her for A/P and A/R when she was 20. She is loyal as to us as we are to her.
She's worked for us for almost 25 years. And yes, we are all in this together.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 09:25 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: booknlass at June 05, 2017 09:25 PM (v7o4i)
Posted by: andycanuck
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Yeah, so far not so hot, but some decent original footage.
Posted by: Hipster Doofus at June 05, 2017 09:26 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:31 PM (Ki5SV)
Is it like Sense and Sensibility? Or Nob and Nobility?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 09:26 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 09:26 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Clueless in Coppenhagen at June 05, 2017 09:26 PM (m9X4Y)
Shit, there are still corners of the internet that think "pwned" is funny.
I still don't know what that word is really supposed to mean.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2017 09:23 PM (qES5k)
Pwned means defeated/humilated. I think the root word is "Owned." But with a "P", because people on the internet cannot spell and also love speaking in L33t.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 05, 2017 09:26 PM (ZgkX8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 09:26 PM (+Pf5/)
Posted by: Maud 'dib at June 05, 2017 09:27 PM (HJvX8)
Posted by: booknlass at June 05, 2017 09:25 PM (v7o4i)
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Really? I've been to Joliet several times, not recently though. I can wave at you from this side of the border!
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 09:27 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: booknlass
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I've been there.
Posted by: Jake Blues at June 05, 2017 09:27 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2017 09:27 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 09:16 PM (lwiT4)
The legend lives on from Wisconsin on down
Of the white couch they call Grammie Wingers
The couch, it is said, isn't Paisley or Plaid
But if you sit you'll damn sure use a coaster.
With a fresh load of beer twenty four cans or near
Carrier by a Horde drunk all evening
Grammie and Rev ... said just to themselves
What the hell could these rednecks be thinkin' ?
Posted by: Internet Gordon Lightfoot at June 05, 2017 09:27 PM (fiGNd)
Sewage wells, not fluoridated drinking water.
That way you only need one pipe!
Posted by: A Greener Earth is a Browner Earth at June 05, 2017 09:27 PM (hBig8)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:18 PM (XF3Xp)
I do like the 6th, but IMO, the first movement of the 3rd is the most glorious piece of music there is.
And right now the classical music channel is playing Ravel's Le Tombeau De Couperin.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 09:28 PM (Ki5SV)
She changed her name as an adult I guess.
Does that make her transnomen?
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 05, 2017 09:28 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2017 09:29 PM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 09:24 PM (+Pf5/)
My house is almost 100 years old and they don't build them like that anymore.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 09:29 PM (Ri/rl)
Of the white couch they call Grammie Wingers
The couch, it is said, isn't Paisley or Plaid
But if you sit you'll damn sure use a coaster.
With a fresh load of beer twenty four cans or near
Carrier by a Horde drunk all evening
Grammie and Rev ... said just to themselves
What the hell could these rednecks be thinkin' ?
Posted by: Internet Gordon Lightfoot at June 05, 2017 09:27 PM (fiGNd)
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LOL - Perfect! Ha - I'm trying to sell that oversized white ottoman. I think I might have a buyer. Well, not really a buyer. More like a son who needs furniture.
Worst money I ever spent, bar none.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 09:30 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at June 05, 2017 09:30 PM (ORylZ)
Next month it's on blu-ray along with The Expanse 2, which was a LOT better than The Expanse 1.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 05, 2017 09:19 PM (6FqZa)
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yep, streamed it on SyFy a few weeks ago. Luved the Homage to Les Mis
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 09:30 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 09:31 PM (Ki5SV)
and Jake, you'll be glad to hear the prison burned last week. no love lost there, i'd bet.
Posted by: booknlass at June 05, 2017 09:31 PM (v7o4i)
A blend of "Punked" and "Owned"...
I think
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2017 09:31 PM (J+eG2)
*may cause bloating, water retention, kidney failure, mumps and the gout in women who are now, or may become, pregnant. Do no take Alisyn if you are operating heavy machinery or are an air traffic controller. May cause dizziness, wild gesticulations, swollen tongue, dwarfism and to speak with a Finnish accent while sporting a shoulder parrot.
Posted by: Publius Redux at June 05, 2017 09:32 PM (UOr6C)
Posted by: Soledad O'Brien at June 05, 2017 09:32 PM (ulnyA)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2017 09:32 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2017 09:32 PM (6Ll1u)
Our house, mostly burned down and rebuilt in the 1850's, still has one wooden lintel in the stone cellar from the 1700's. I don't see how some things last so long.
Posted by: t-bird at June 05, 2017 09:33 PM (kusha)
Posted by: ever at June 05, 2017 09:33 PM (kronK)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2017 09:33 PM (6jaju)
Don Wilson: Oh, Miss Kirsten, I wanted to tell you that I saw you in "Madame Butterfly" Wednesday afternoon, and I thought your performance was simply magnificent.
Dorothy Kirsten: Well, thanks, awfully. It's awfully nice and kind of you, Mr. Wilson. But, uh, who could help singing Puccini? It's so expressive. And particularly in the last act, starting with the allegro vivacissimo.
Don Wilson: Well, now, that's being very modest, Miss Kirsten. But not every singer has the necessary bel canto and flexibility or range to cope with the high tessitura of the first act.
Dorothy Kirsten: Thank you, Mr. Wilson. And don't you think that in the aria, 'Un bel dì vedremo', that the strings played the con molto passione exceptionally fine and with great sostenuto?
Jack Benny: Well, I thought -
Mary Livingstone (to Jack): Oh, shut up!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 09:33 PM (+Pf5/)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2017 09:27 PM (nlbfN)
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well did you promise to not do that thing in your mouth?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 09:33 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Kimmie Granger at June 05, 2017 09:34 PM (e9G8E)
I am That Person who doesn't care for Ravel. Not even Bolero, gasp!
Heck, especially Bolero!
The 3rd is lovely, and the first movement really is gorgeous.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:34 PM (XF3Xp)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 09:34 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2017 09:34 PM (QDnY+)
Every vowel in your daughters name, that is replaced by a "y", increases the chances that she ends up as a stripper or hooker (or apparently CNN host).
Posted by: Nurse Ratched at June 05, 2017 09:34 PM (6DcEY)
Posted by: Fat naked guy at June 05, 2017 09:34 PM (IqV8l)
I think
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2017 09:31 PM (J+eG2)
I always thought it was a fatfinger mistyping of "owned" since o and p are right next to each other . . . like l33t is a conscious mis-typing of "leet" (as in 'elite' or, more likely, 'eleet'). Elite-speak. Get it? Computer types are so so so very humorous.
Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 09:34 PM (s5o+q)
Xer is an Air Force veteran. Maybe played a role? She started work on Feb 9. Its unbelievable.
Posted by: Maud 'dib at June 05, 2017 09:35 PM (HJvX8)
tongue, dwarfism and to speak with a Finnish accent while sporting a
shoulder parrot.
Posted by: Publius Redux
Tequila? Cuz I've been there, done that.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2017 09:35 PM (6jaju)
Posted by: Krystal Ball at June 05, 2017 09:36 PM (ANIFC)
602
What was that rule again?
Every vowel in your daughters name, that is replaced by a "y",
increases the chances that she ends up as a stripper or hooker (or
apparently CNN host).
Posted by: Nurse Ratched at June 05, 2017 09:34 PM (6DcEY)
Sane people would be thankful that their daughter ended up a skanky stripper crack 'ho rather than end up in that den of degradation in Atlanta.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2017 09:36 PM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 05, 2017 09:37 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: t-bird
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The old homestead had a cornerstone that said 1505. It was finally torn down in the mid 1960's.
Posted by: Jake Blues at June 05, 2017 09:37 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Ruth "Buzzy' Ginsberg at June 05, 2017 09:38 PM (J+eG2)
/Blues sock
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2017 09:38 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2017 09:32 PM (QDnY+)
That's sounds wonderful. I highly recommend Bob's well bread for breakfast. His croissants are wonderful. I hope you made reservations for Jocko's and be prepared to wait for your table. I always have the small spencer.
I was just at my friends house in Edna Valley Friday for a BBQ. It's pretty back there.
La purisima is cool. I haven't been there in a long time.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 09:38 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: biancaneve at June 05, 2017 09:21 PM (A/iod)
That's all the more reason not to stop with them.
"Queer" used to be an insult, but gays made it their own descriptive word.
Leftists made fun of 'covfefe", and Trump supporters are proudly taking possession of it.
Posted by: rickl at June 05, 2017 09:38 PM (sdi6R)
increases the chances that she ends up as a stripper or hooker (or
apparently CNN host).
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IT WAS NOT ENOUGH MOM!!!
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at June 05, 2017 09:38 PM (vChNs)
A friend of mine has a magnificent old pile that's similarly built.
Except it has terrifying old knob-and-tube electric wiring that's been nibbled at by rodents over the years.
I don't think it'll be around forever. More's the pity. Retrofit!
Posted by: torquewrench at June 05, 2017 09:39 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 05, 2017 09:39 PM (3JQ/p)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 05, 2017 09:39 PM (TwwWO)
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that's just Deplorable
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 09:39 PM (vChNs)
The problem is the big internet corporations with their genetically modified memes.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 05, 2017 09:40 PM (LTHVh)
with a "P", because people on the internet cannot spell and also love
speaking in L33t. "
Pretty sure it started as a typo in a video game that was then adopted, like "covfefe" and "refudiate".
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 09:40 PM (NOIQH)
I find Beethoven's 6th to be kind of relaxing an uplifting at the same time, should you still be in need of a musical interlude after Herr Brahms.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:18 PM (XF3Xp)
I do like the 6th, but IMO, the first movement of the 3rd is the most glorious piece of music there is.
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Edward G. Robinson's character checked-out in "Soylent Green" while a recording of the first theme in the first movement played over the speakers. Fawns and flowers, IIRC.
Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2017 09:40 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 05, 2017 09:41 PM (TwwWO)
Every vowel in your daughters name, that is replaced by a "y", increases the chances that she ends up as a stripper or hooker (or apparently CNN host).
Posted by: Nurse Ratched at June 05, 2017 09:34 PM (6DcEY)
Megyn Kelly: That's silly
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 09:41 PM (auHtY)
Of course it's now relabeled to be Fidget Spinner First Class.
Squids will understand this.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2017 09:42 PM (J+eG2)
Heck, especially Bolero!
The 3rd is lovely, and the first movement really is gorgeous.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:34 PM (XF3Xp)
I'm not really a Ravel fan, myself, though I do like Bolero.
Have you ever heard his Pavane for a Dead Princess? I find it very delicate and lovely.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 09:42 PM (Ki5SV)
I called the wiring in mine "Edison's Failure". When we finally got an electrician to work on it he turned pale at what he found.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 09:42 PM (+Pf5/)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2017 09:42 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Elvis Costello at June 05, 2017 09:43 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 09:43 PM (DwmXd)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 09:42 PM (Ki5SV)
If I have, I don't remember, LOL I probably have,because Thor loves him some Ravel.
I am a Schubert girl, myself.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:43 PM (XF3Xp)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 05, 2017 09:43 PM (e9G8E)
Get. Off. My. Lawn.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 09:44 PM (8iiMU)
I don't think it'll be around forever. More's the pity. Retrofit!
Posted by: torquewrench at June 05, 2017 09:39 PM (ujwCG)
The old cowboy bunk house on my property had that kind of wiring.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 09:44 PM (Ri/rl)
Might toss the ol thirty-five pounder around a bit, but I'm not getting on the treadmill, no way, no how, not now.
*stands up and throws some punches*
*cracks vertebrae in neck*
"I'll be back," he said in his deep baritone with a tinge of an accent.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 05, 2017 09:44 PM (m9X4Y)
Someone reinvented the shelter half?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 05, 2017 09:44 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 09:45 PM (+Pf5/)
what words in English of Non-Indian origin have Sanskrit as a root? Zero, that's how many.
Words like "yogi," sure, there's a Sanskrit root there, probably. But that's a loanword from Hindi.
Posted by: ace at June 05, 2017 09:45 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
Flouride negatively affects your pineal gland. And it does nothing for your teeth.
Yeah, drink beer. The water, well the fish f*** in it.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2017 09:45 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2017 09:46 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 05, 2017 09:46 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2017 09:46 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: ever at June 05, 2017 09:33 PM (kronK)
Amazing. Changing her name to "Reality", her LGBTQ name, should have been a clue
Posted by: CN at June 05, 2017 09:46 PM (2+tI4)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:47 PM (XF3Xp)
Posted by: biancaneve at June 05, 2017 09:47 PM (A/iod)
Posted by: Alysinthe Caramabingo at June 05, 2017 09:47 PM (hBig8)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative
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Heh. Saw a woman wearing a t-shirt the other day which said, "I'm the reason that the beer is all gone".
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2017 09:48 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: CN at June 05, 2017 09:48 PM (2+tI4)
Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2017 09:48 PM (Pqytn)
tweeted on 2/7 she would support Iran, if there was war? She tweeted
under "Sara Winners", but "Reezlie" is her on Instagram, too.
Posted by: ever at June 05, 2017 09:33 PM (kronK)
Amazing. Changing her name to "Reality", her LGBTQ name, should have been a clue
Posted by: CN at June 05, 2017 09:46 PM (2+tI4)
'Cuz Diversity, H8rs!
Posted by: Country Singer at June 05, 2017 09:48 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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Hamms beer, from the land of sky blue waters!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2017 09:50 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2017 09:46 PM (6Ll1u)
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watyr?
ryver?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 09:50 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: biancaneve at June 05, 2017 09:51 PM (A/iod)
Posted by: booknlass at June 05, 2017 09:51 PM (v7o4i)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 05, 2017 09:52 PM (f2bPN)
watyr?
ryver?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 09:50 PM (vChNs)
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Man, that's like reading Middle English.
Chaucer
Rabelaise
Baaaaaaalzac
(Chaucer, anyway)
Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2017 09:53 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: biancaneve at June 05, 2017 09:21 PM (A/iod)
The idiots are not liberals. They are leftists.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 05, 2017 09:53 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 09:53 PM (Ki5SV)
That's great. Was it stored in a cedar chest? What was it stored in?
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 09:53 PM (Ri/rl)
A lot depends on what materials were used and how they're stored, but you'd be surprised at how long some things last.
There's a tapestry that Queen Elzabeth worked on still extant; she was around with Shakespeare.
Courtney Love somehow who managed to get ahold of museum-quality dresses from the 18th century, fancy ballgowns in some cases, and tore them all apart to in an attempt to become a fashion designer. Appalling.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:54 PM (XF3Xp)
Posted by: My shame knows no bounds, but I think I am approaching my limits. at June 05, 2017 09:55 PM (0m0zi)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:55 PM (XF3Xp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 05, 2017 09:58 PM (ZgkX8)
Did they go on for weeks when Obama couldn't spell RESPECT for Aretha? And she spelled it out for him first! I guess he doesn't speak Motownese.
Using a child's moment in the sun as a prop for your Trump obsession is the weird and icky anti-news we've come to expect from the Collusion News Network.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 05, 2017 10:00 PM (Ndje9)
As a cadet that wanted to become an Armor officer, the lines....
"Two broken Tigers on fire in the night,
flicker their souls to the wind."
...really had an impact.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at June 05, 2017 10:07 PM (ZBO0C)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 05, 2017 08:53 PM (zv81W)
Did somebody say bathhouse?
Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at June 05, 2017 10:20 PM (4A5fG)
Aramaic is another language primarily significant for its connection to the origins of a major religion but also still spoken today as a native language by a small number of people.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 05, 2017 11:48 PM (3YxFh)
Barry will then cross town and enter Pennsylvania avenue on the back of an ass, wearing a cloak of gold, his way paved with palm leaves, his face radiant, where his procession will go directly to the White House, where he will be reinstalled by Chief Justice John Roberts.
And all this will be breathlessly narrated by George Stephanopolous and company.
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