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FakeNews CNN's Alisyn (What?) Camarotta Asks Spelling Bee Champion to Spell "Covfefe," Then Says That Maybe She Got It Wrong Because It's Not Sanskrit

It's remarkable how some rules just don't seem to apply to the Ruling Class, isn't it?

For starters, she and her Mentally Retarded Male Mansplainer Chris Cuomo marginalized the achievement of a marginalized non-white female, pushing aside the news of her victory in the national spelling bee in order to foreground, get this, a minor tweet made by a White Male.

Then, feeling it wasn't enough to tell this Girl of Color "We don't care about how many hours you studied for this, we just want to talk about the White Man Who Makes Us Feel Alive," Alisyn Camarotta Otherized the girl by assuming that she was somehow familiar with the Sansrit language -- a language that while technically still in use, is primarily in use for religious and philosophical purposes (as Latin is still technically in use in the West), assuming that a girl from America must be a practicing (and, indeed, advanced) scholar of the Vedas just because her parents are Indian.

When the Marginalized Girl, whose victory was de-focused to foreground a White Male's spelling error, got the spelling of "covfefe" wrong, Alisyn Camarotta tried to comfort her: "We're not sure its root is Sanskrit, which is probably what you're used to using."

Um, she's American and speaks English as a first language. Why would you claim she's "used to using" a language primarily used in liturgical contexts?

Though, in a small corner of India, it's used as a primary language -- but I do mean "a small corner." 14,000 people, primarily in Uttarakhand, speak it as a primary language.

Bear in mind, India's population is 1.3 billion.

India's main language is of course Hindi, not Sanskrit, and it has 122 main languages, and over 1300 other languages spoken there.

The 2001 Census recorded 30 languages which were spoken by more than a million native speakers and 122 which were spoken by more than 10,000 people.

As Sanskrit is spoken by just over 10,000 people (14,000), let me go ahead and say that this idiot could have chosen 121 other languages for her racist barb that would have been more appropriate.

Congratulations, Idiot-- you chose a language that is spoken by less than 1% of India's population.

Oh, of course, English is spoken as a secondary language by the great majority of Indians.

And it's spoken as a primary language by most American citizens, as this girl is.

So, like most racists, Alysin Camerotta isn't just racist, but too ignorant to even get her racism right.

Open thread.

PS: I actually thought that Sanskrit was a completely dead language until I looked it up. So Alisyn Camerotta's ignorance has at least helped me learn a little.


Posted by: Ace at 07:25 PM




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1 Remember Joe Biden asking an Indian if he owned a Dunkin Donuts?

Posted by: publix at June 05, 2017 07:27 PM (gQ2iT)

2 1?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 05, 2017 07:28 PM (vRcUp)

3 I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore.

*typing it helps a little*

Posted by: booknlass at June 05, 2017 07:28 PM (v7o4i)

4 4

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 05, 2017 07:29 PM (vRcUp)

5 *Uttarakhand

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 05, 2017 07:29 PM (6FqZa)

6 Ooh! Quick correction!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 05, 2017 07:29 PM (6FqZa)

7 Whenever possible, the MFM likes to poop in their own mouth. And blame the taste on Trump

Posted by: Bruce at June 05, 2017 07:29 PM (8ikIW)

8 I doubt Alysin Camerotta even pronounced it correctly.
Covfefe rhymes with orange.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 05, 2017 07:30 PM (P/kVC)

9 Alisyn (What?)


===


xactly

Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 07:30 PM (c6/9Q)

10 Don't judge. Her father probably works at a 7-11.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 05, 2017 07:31 PM (yH/RE)

11 Sorry for the extremely early O/T but Ossoff has declined to participate in the CNN debates scheduled for the GA-06 special election.

This was after he challenged Handel to a series of six televised debates.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 05, 2017 07:31 PM (le7jz)

12 Nooooo......I read the whole post and then still in the 15?

Posted by: Some damn moron at June 05, 2017 07:31 PM (E8apb)

13 These are the compassionate Left.

They are kind caring and Oh So Patronizing.

They cover their racism with a veneer of solicitude.

Posted by: rd at June 05, 2017 07:32 PM (XSEwK)

14 10 Don't judge. Her father probably works at a 7-11.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 05, 2017 07:31 PM (yH/RE)


*seltzer...screen....thanks*

Posted by: Some damn moron at June 05, 2017 07:32 PM (E8apb)

15 Nooooo......I read the whole post and then still in the 15?

===

come back in an hour

Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 07:32 PM (c6/9Q)

16 I just looked up Uttarakhand because, like you, I had no idea people "still" speak this ancient Vedic language.

The impression I got is that Uttarakhand is one of those places like Algeria, housing two groups of people who refuse to speak each others' language. So they chose a third language inoffensive to both. In Algeria, the language they picked was French. In most of India it's English as you noted. Here it seems they decided they hate the English too (probably for good reasons) so picked Sanskrit.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 05, 2017 07:33 PM (6FqZa)

17 Esperanto, the language of the future!

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 05, 2017 07:33 PM (6n332)

18 It's not racist when we do it.

Posted by: Bill Maher at June 05, 2017 07:33 PM (Zd2ZF)

19 If intentional, misspelling her name is funny, good work ace.

Posted by: WeBoned! at June 05, 2017 07:34 PM (yOWG+)

20 It's called Sandscript because they wrote it in script, in the sand.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2017 07:34 PM (vRcUp)

21 Camerota's agenda caused her to badger the poor kid. It was a crystal clear example of decadent fraudulence v. innocence.

Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2017 07:34 PM (kD8Fh)

22 Allison. That's a nice name.

Posted by: Harris K. Telemacher at June 05, 2017 07:34 PM (2lndx)

23 If you can't spell Covfefe by now you're not paying attention. Its been Googled like a half million times by now.

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2017 07:34 PM (Ot7+c)

24 Heh, I thought Sanskrit was dead as well.

Maybe it's making a comeback like Welsh did?

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 05, 2017 07:35 PM (GsAUU)

25 Meanwhile, I don't understand Alison Camerota because I don't speak Dumbshitto

Posted by: Mega at June 05, 2017 07:35 PM (rv0Fo)

26 15 Nooooo......I read the whole post and then still in the 15?

===
come back in an hour

Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 07:32 PM (c6/9Q)

I'll take 12 because I thought 15. I can't let the competition get to me....really? an hour? You know something? You got a guy?

*Sets watch*

Posted by: Some damn moron at June 05, 2017 07:35 PM (E8apb)

27 Jai guru deva ooooooommm... (That's Sanskrit for "Know Yoko, know peace"!)

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 05, 2017 07:35 PM (e9G8E)

28 Allysin- Did this make you feel BIG?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 07:36 PM (D/yfw)

29
If you can't spell Covfefe by now you're not paying attention. Its been Googled like a half million times by now.

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2017 07:34 PM (Ot7+c)

Bing has 7.4 million hits

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 05, 2017 07:36 PM (P/kVC)

30 That really is racist.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 05, 2017 07:36 PM (hMwEB)

31 What glorious intellects have been chosen to ladle out our daily message of conformity to the narrative!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 05, 2017 07:37 PM (gwPgz)

32 I wish the real world would just stop hasslin' me.

Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 07:37 PM (vRcUp)

33 Allysin-Did you give a definition of the word?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 07:38 PM (D/yfw)

34 "Less than 1%"? More like "about 0.001%."

Posted by: Stumbo at June 05, 2017 07:38 PM (TglTl)

35 Spell fnord

Posted by: Mega at June 05, 2017 07:38 PM (rv0Fo)

36 Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 07:32 PM (c6/9Q)



I'll take 12 because I thought 15. I can't let the competition get to me....really? an hour? You know something? You got a guy?



*Sets watch*





Posted by: Some damn moron at June 05, 2017 07:35 PM (E8apb)

I know many things....

Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 07:38 PM (c6/9Q)

37 28 Allysin- Did this make you feel BIG?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 07:36 PM (D/yfw)

That and she imagines shes oh so witty and gee aren't the guys back at the office going to think I'm the cats covfefe.

Posted by: Some damn moron at June 05, 2017 07:38 PM (E8apb)

38 It's so funny when the limo libs try to demonstrate they down.

I could see Camerota talking to her Filipina domestic about Father's Day, then correcting herself because, "Oh, O forgot, your people come from single parent homes with no dads."

Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2017 07:38 PM (kD8Fh)

39 This Indian - dot, not woo-woo, right?

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2017 07:38 PM (Sfs6o)

40 Again Leftists are the ones who constantly show racism.

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2017 07:39 PM (Ot7+c)

41 I thought Sanskrit was the alphabet?

Posted by: josephistan at June 05, 2017 07:39 PM (ANIFC)

42 So, um, tell me. How DO you handle all those flies buzzing around your face while you wait for your white paste from the UN people ?

Posted by: Bruce at June 05, 2017 07:39 PM (8ikIW)

43 Allysin-Did you give a definition of the word?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 07:38 PM (D/yfw)


Aren't you supposed to use it in a proper sentence Allisin?

Posted by: Hrothgar says Moar Covfefe, por favor! at June 05, 2017 07:39 PM (gwPgz)

44 Oh, I guess you can't spell it because it's not the jive talk that you coloreds speak!

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 07:39 PM (DwmXd)

45 35 Spell fnord
Posted by: Mega at June 05, 2017 07:38 PM (rv0Fo)
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23.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2017 07:39 PM (NT3RT)

46 Alisyn Camarotta tried to comfort her: "We're not sure its root is Sanskrit, which is probably what you're used to using."


Little girl: "Really? I thought it was a wop word."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 07:40 PM (SRKgf)

47 What exactly is the "Third Covfefe" and how does one release it?

Posted by: Al Gore at June 05, 2017 07:40 PM (e9G8E)

48 This is something else I get to forgive her for. Now it up to her not to do it again.

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 05, 2017 07:41 PM (HCnEB)

49 She's apparently an Indian reporterette, so who knows what she was thinking. Probably just showing off her foreign knowledge skills. But bringing that up was just silly, did they ask a geography student where they spoke Austrian.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2017 07:41 PM (39g3+)

50 Sanskrit is written in the "Devanagari alphabet"...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 05, 2017 07:41 PM (e9G8E)

51 39 This Indian - dot, not woo-woo, right?

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2017 07:38 PM (Sfs6o)


You did make the head feathers with your fingers when you typed woo woo amirite?

Posted by: Some damn moron at June 05, 2017 07:42 PM (E8apb)

52 A lot of words in the English language has roots in all sorts of goofy languages, often I look up words and don't see it but if the dictionary says it its true.

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2017 07:42 PM (Ot7+c)

53 OK, the little girl may not speak Sanskrit, but THIS guy obviously is fluent in it, because if he's not speaking Sanskrit, the what language IS he speaking in the first 40 seconds of Today's Viral Video?:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CStTtf6G3VI

The purported thing of interest about this video is that he Facebook-Lived his own drug arrest -- but that is far less interesting than the insane "language" he speaks in the first segment as he flashes his money.

Is it Sanskrit? It is a form of human communication at all?

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 07:42 PM (DQ4Fv)

54 Isn't it remarkable how a supposed adult can't for one minute put aside her political fixation to congratulate a child on a job well done. Way to cheapen that poor kid's achievement. If I was her parent, I would have been livid.

Posted by: no good deed at June 05, 2017 07:42 PM (hJamr)

55 Geez- did everybody miss the Jooo connection?

Saw some bullshit that this was a Jewish word.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 07:42 PM (D/yfw)

56 These leftists are the first to tell me they aren't racist, or homophobic, all while they snigger at the funny little queer in shipping, or tell "can you believe it" stories about secretary with the urban accent.

Just because you voted for Bernie and Hillary, doesn't mean you are not a racist, homphobic prick.

Posted by: rd at June 05, 2017 07:42 PM (XSEwK)

57 11 Sorry for the extremely early O/T but Ossoff has declined to participate in the CNN debates scheduled for the GA-06 special election.

He doesn't want to field any Kathy Griffin questions! The GOP used the ugly troll's beheading video against Ossoff, because she was one of the H'wood weirdos who came out to support him.

Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2017 07:42 PM (kD8Fh)

58 I thought the evening was going well, but when I put it in her covfefe - WHOOO!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 05, 2017 07:42 PM (yVTyM)

59 25 Meanwhile, I don't understand Alison Camerota because I don't speak Dumbshitto
Posted by: Mega at June 05, 2017 07:35 PM (rv0Fo)

I understand her because I speak fluent bitch.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 07:42 PM (Ri/rl)

60 Girl should've responded with "What does Roger Ailes' cock taste like?"

Posted by: mark1971 at June 05, 2017 07:42 PM (xPl2J)

61 Reality Winner....Allysin...

Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 07:43 PM (c6/9Q)

62 O/T. Y'all better quit running' down a girl named Reality. I'll bet she also grew up fast and mean with a dumbass name like hers.

Posted by: A boy named Sue at June 05, 2017 07:43 PM (e/vvC)

63 Trump is driving the left so crazy they just can't stop themselves from saying what they really think. If we can keep him in office for 8 years they might just completely destroy themselves.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2017 07:44 PM (/tuJf)

64 56

Snigger..... Bad touch! Bad touch!!!!!

Posted by: Bruce at June 05, 2017 07:44 PM (8ikIW)

65 47 What exactly is the "Third Covfefe" and how does one release it?

Posted by: Al Gore at June 05, 2017 07:40 PM (e9G8E)


Huh..not sure but I'm going to Sedona and get my covfefes balanced. Maybe even play the chimes.

Posted by: Some damn moron at June 05, 2017 07:44 PM (E8apb)

66 Remember Joe Biden asking an Indian if he owned a Dunkin Donuts?

**************

We buried that to make sure nobody knew about it, otherwise people might think Joe Biden wasn't the genius that we know he is.

Posted by: The Mainstream Media at June 05, 2017 07:44 PM (+dsLj)

67 Does Tushar ever comment here anymore? last I saw his nic he was hanging at the Hostages.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 05, 2017 07:44 PM (6FqZa)

68 You did make the head feathers with your fingers when you typed woo woo amirite?

Posted by: Some damn moronat June 05, 2017 07:42 PM (E8apb)

Hard to type when making finger feathers and using the other hand to pat your open mouth 'woo woo', unless you have a prehensile tail, or prehensile

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 05, 2017 07:44 PM (P/kVC)

69 Reality is a boys name.

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 05, 2017 07:45 PM (GsAUU)

70 40 Again Leftists are the ones who constantly show racism.

remember the crazy unhinged biatch who went off on the café barista, who happened to be a young woman of color?

In her rant she yelled at the girl: "I know you have dreams, to be a truck driver, or ballet dancer...!"

Not a neurosurgeon or venture capitalist.

Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2017 07:45 PM (kD8Fh)

71 The media is obsessed with bringing Trump down...

Its ALL they can talk about... every subject somehow devolves to Trump.... its always on their minds...

It borders on insanity.... to be this obsessed...

Hmmm... TOD... Trump Obsession Disorder?

Posted by: Don Q. at June 05, 2017 07:45 PM (NgKpN)

72 51 39 This Indian - dot, not woo-woo, right?

You did make the head feathers with your fingers when you typed woo woo amirite?
Posted by: Some damn moron at June 05, 2017 07:42 PM (E8apb)
---------
Why, yes. Yes I did.

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2017 07:46 PM (Sfs6o)

73 I am Reality.

Posted by: Barnes at June 05, 2017 07:47 PM (GsAUU)

74 Sedona ? is that where that "bootcamp for men" is located? is was on Drudge...supposed to teaches men how to ..."be a man". seems popular, somewhat costly, though

Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 07:47 PM (c6/9Q)

75 CaliGirl- Anyone with a rag top Mercedes named honey badger could speak nothing less.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 07:47 PM (D/yfw)

76 68 You did make the head feathers with your fingers when you typed woo woo amirite?

Posted by: Some damn moronat June 05, 2017 07:42 PM (E8apb)

Hard to type when making finger feathers and using the other hand to pat your open mouth 'woo woo', unless you have a prehensile tail, or prehensile

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 05, 2017 07:44 PM (P/kVC)


Point taken. Thats a classic woo woo right there.

Posted by: Some damn moron at June 05, 2017 07:47 PM (E8apb)

77 She has an evil twin named Reality Loser.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 07:48 PM (DQ4Fv)

78 This Indian - dot, not woo-woo, right?

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2017 07:38 PM (Sfs6o)




Correct. 7-11, not casino.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2017 07:48 PM (+X43N)

79 Camerota seemed a lot smarter when she had the fat nipples.
You can sit through a lot of babble for thick, pron-grade creme paps.
It went away. Swear to god, her IQ came down 30 points.

Posted by: The Old Random Observer at June 05, 2017 07:49 PM (H5rtT)

80 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HIS NAME SOUNDS LIKE TOSSOFF!

Posted by: BEN ZYMNDIUSBERGER at June 05, 2017 07:49 PM (2Oe01)

81 Guru, not pow-wow.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 07:49 PM (DQ4Fv)

82 runner- I saw that- Testosterone makes a comeback with out an injection.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 07:49 PM (D/yfw)

83 I still need to finish reading Wendy Doniger's books on Hinduism, which the Indian government tried to ban. I learnt a lot but the civilisation is so alien to me I'm having trouble getting purchase on any of it.

I mean, Islam is actually pretty easy when you get that it's based on the Syrian sort of Christianity. Persia's okay if you figure out that everyone working for the Sasanians was a liar. And both of course have long histories of contact with the West.

India is different.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 05, 2017 07:50 PM (6FqZa)

84 In before the Scorpion!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 05, 2017 07:50 PM (LTHVh)

85 If you can't spell Covfefe by now you're not paying attention. Its been Googled like a half million times by now.

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2017 07:34 PM (Ot7+c)


This country really is too foolish to exist.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 07:50 PM (Ki5SV)

86 sandals not moccasins

Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2017 07:50 PM (/tuJf)

87 Just a reminder,

The ranting racist Portland Neo Nazi that killed the two good samaritans was a Bernie Bro that voted for Jill Stein.

Hillary wasn't radical enough for him.

Posted by: rd at June 05, 2017 07:50 PM (XSEwK)

88 Trump continues to attack London mayor over terror response




Congrats Sadiq, you're June's Sally Yates

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 07:50 PM (auHtY)

89 Dot not woo woo?
You ignorant racist. Even in the days of our fathers, it was "feather, not dot".
The PC phrase is now "casino, not tech support".

Posted by: Srikanth Strongbow at June 05, 2017 07:51 PM (e/vvC)

90 Many-armed, not cigar-store.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 07:51 PM (DQ4Fv)

91 Testosterone makes a comeback with out an injection.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 07:49 PM (D/yfw)

Finally. Sad it had come to that. Used to be hanging around Dad/Grandpa was enough

Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 07:51 PM (c6/9Q)

92 I've always said that if the Indians wanted to win, then they should have fought harder.

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2017 07:51 PM (Sfs6o)

93 What a fucking bitch. Not only does she piss on this girl's achievement by using her for some cheap, shitty political snark, she's racist as fuck in the process.

But you know, those conservatives, they're the REAL racists.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 07:51 PM (0mRoj)

94 Curry not maize

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2017 07:51 PM (Ot7+c)

95 I think an industrious Horde member should submit a definition for covfefe to Oxford for consideration.

I personally think it means "to deny an elderly, drunken woman authority", but that is certainly open to revision.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 07:52 PM (DwmXd)

96 Chutney, not acorn pancakes.

Posted by: bob at June 05, 2017 07:52 PM (2Oe01)

97 Toxic Masculinity for the win.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 07:52 PM (D/yfw)

98 You can't handle the truth!

Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 07:52 PM (vRcUp)

99 89 Dot not woo woo?
You ignorant racist. Even in the days of our fathers, it was "feather, not dot".
The PC phrase is now "casino, not tech support".
Posted by: Srikanth Strongbow at June 05, 2017 07:51 PM (e/vvC)

But.... who does tech support, for the Casinos?

/mind.... blown...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 05, 2017 07:52 PM (NgKpN)

100 I still don't know about this whole covfefe thing other than Trump wrote it.

And now it's in my autocorrect.

Posted by: Country Boy at June 05, 2017 07:52 PM (EbPm5)

101 98 You can't handle the truth!
Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 07:52 PM (vRcUp)

Yes I CAN.... for I am your arch nemesis...

Posted by: Fantasy Loser at June 05, 2017 07:53 PM (NgKpN)

102 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 07:50 PM (Ki5SV)

Hey! How the hell are you brother? You've been scarce lately. I hope all is well.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 07:53 PM (0mRoj)

103 75 CaliGirl- Anyone with a rag top Mercedes named honey badger could speak nothing less.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 07:47 PM (D/yfw)

I think nearly all girls understand bitch, even if they don't speak it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 07:53 PM (Ri/rl)

104 Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 07:51 PM (0mRoj)

Hey, Insomniac, how goes?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 07:53 PM (Ki5SV)

105 Reality > Realty, Mr. President.

Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 07:53 PM (vRcUp)

106 Though shalt not covfefet thy neighbor's ass.

Posted by: bob at June 05, 2017 07:53 PM (2Oe01)

107 I saw Reality Winner open for Picasso Trigger in 1994.

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 05, 2017 07:53 PM (GsAUU)

108 OT: Uh oh, they found a hole in Mars that doesn't look like a crater -
http://tinyurl.com/yb7en5el

It's the crypt of Yoh-Vombis! Better wear a helmet

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 05, 2017 07:54 PM (6FqZa)

109 95 I think an industrious Horde member should submit a definition for covfefe to Oxford for consideration.

I personally think it means "to deny an elderly, drunken woman authority", but that is certainly open to revision.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 07:52 PM (DwmXd)

Urban dictionary better have that definition already.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 07:54 PM (Ri/rl)

110 74 Sedona ? is that where that "bootcamp for men" is located? is was on Drudge...supposed to teaches men how to ..."be a man". seems popular, somewhat costly, though

Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 07:47 PM (c6/9Q)


Really? Possibly but I've only seen old hippy men with pony tails...and jousey accents. Trying to sign you up for a pink jeep ride to the vortex or drum therapy, oooor psychic surgery.

Posted by: Some damn moron at June 05, 2017 07:54 PM (E8apb)

111 Hey kid, spell "pnictogen".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 07:54 PM (+Pf5/)

112 completely of their rocker... the leftist/enviroweeny/marxists are.

Posted by: USNtakim at June 05, 2017 07:54 PM (zZWkn)

113 >>>she had the fat nipples.

Tombstone-quality blurb right there.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 05, 2017 07:54 PM (yVTyM)

114 Nehru not Buckskin....what??

Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 07:55 PM (c6/9Q)

115 I personally think it means "to deny an elderly, drunken woman authority", but that is certainly open to revision.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 07:52 PM (DwmXd)



So it's a synonym for "schlonging?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 07:55 PM (SRKgf)

116 Your mama dresses you funny and you smell like curry.

Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2017 07:55 PM (TNQMS)

117 Head-bobbing, not stone-faced.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 07:55 PM (DQ4Fv)

118 assuming that a girl from America must be a practicing (and, indeed, advanced) scholar of the Vedas just because her parents are Indian.

That's just stupid. We can assume that she knows how to run a 7-11, though. Indians are born with that knowledge. It's in a gene on the 112th chromosome.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Paste Connoisseur at June 05, 2017 07:55 PM (rZ+mb)

119 Ace, you're getting scary good at SJW-speak.

Posted by: rickl at June 05, 2017 07:55 PM (sdi6R)

120 the White Man Who Makes Us Feel Alive

rofl

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 05, 2017 07:56 PM (4ErVI)

121 We should create an alternate phonetic alphabet!

My entries:

C - Covfefe
G - Gnome
K - Knute
M - Mnemonic
P - Pneumatic
X - Christmas

Posted by: bob at June 05, 2017 07:56 PM (2Oe01)

122 74 Sedona ? is that where that "bootcamp for men" is located? is was on Drudge...supposed to teaches men how to ..."be a man". seems popular, somewhat costly, though
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 07:47 PM (c6/9Q)

Wouldn't be easier to work in the oil fields as a roughneck?
Or maybe deep sea fishing, or bear hunting?

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 07:56 PM (Ri/rl)

123 Shiva, not Chevy.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 07:56 PM (DQ4Fv)

124 111 Hey kid, spell "pnictogen".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 07:54 PM (+Pf5/)



Does she speak chemistry nerd? Let's find out. She can try her hand at "praseodymium."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 07:56 PM (SRKgf)

125 Hey! How the hell are you brother? You've been scarce lately. I hope all is well.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 07:53 PM (0mRoj)


All is good, my friend. I finally managed to get my first vacation in over a year, so I unplugged from the net since last Wednesday, detoxed and just floated along. Got some writing done, which I sent off to TJM and Anna Puma for thoughts. Tomorrow's my last day off, so in light of the nonexistence of hookers and blow at Stately Poppins Manor at the moment, I want to find something to do that I'll enjoy and not feel like killing myself when I go back to work on Wednesday.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 07:57 PM (Ki5SV)

126 Heh, I did not even get to urbandictionary.com . . . the google search result for the site had covfefe right there underneath!

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 05, 2017 07:57 PM (GsAUU)

127 Turban, not turkey feathers

Posted by: josephistan at June 05, 2017 07:57 PM (ANIFC)

128 L - Roppongi

Posted by: bob at June 05, 2017 07:57 PM (2Oe01)

129 Wouldn't be easier to work in the oil fields as a roughneck?

Or maybe deep sea fishing, or bear hunting?

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 07:56 PM (Ri/rl)

why, yes it would

Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 07:57 PM (c6/9Q)

130
It's called Sandscript because they wrote it in script, in the sand.
Posted by: Joe Biden


That's retarded, sir.

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at June 05, 2017 07:57 PM (IqV8l)

131 Head-bobbing, not stone-faced.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 07:55 PM (DQ4Fv)


LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 07:57 PM (rZ+mb)

132 I think an industrious Horde member should submit a definition for covfefe to Oxford for consideration.

I personally think it means "to deny an elderly, drunken woman authority", but that is certainly open to revision.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 07:52 PM (DwmXd)


I think it means being able to say the phrase "American Sovereignty" while President of the US without immediate apologizing to ISIS, the EU and the UN!

Posted by: Hrothgar says Moar Covfefe, por favor! at June 05, 2017 07:58 PM (gwPgz)

133 CNN, April, 2017 on a non-Trump Dictionary dot com adding new words matter:

"No, the language isn't going to pot

Inevitably, whenever a lexicographical authority releases a collection of new words, there are purists ready to grouse about the decline of their precious language.

..."As a lexicographer, I do not define how the language is used, the speakers do. And if speakers are using a certain set of words, then that is correct English."

http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/03/health/dictionary-
com-words-added-trnd/index.html

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 07:58 PM (B6Pbd)

134 Or "phenolphthalein".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 07:58 PM (+Pf5/)

135 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 07:53 PM (Ki5SV)

Same old same old, mostly. Sent a couple of resumes out the other week, got a follow up call, was supposed to hear today about setting up a phone interview and of course the call didn't come. Now, it could be any one of a number of things to cause delay, but it's what I've come to expect. At this point I don't even get mad at being treated this way. It's more of a tired resignation.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 07:58 PM (0mRoj)

136 But.... who does tech support, for the Casinos?


Mormons.

Posted by: rd at June 05, 2017 07:58 PM (XSEwK)

137 "These leftists are the first to tell me they aren't racist, or homophobic, all while they snigger at the funny little queer in shipping, or tell "can you believe it" stories about secretary with the urban accent. "

Yep. Was married to a Black woman - the nastiest, most racist shit we encountered was vast majority (85-95%) "Liberals" and "progressives" running their disgusting mouths.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at June 05, 2017 07:59 PM (1aMQH)

138 Stayed on that side of the Bering Strait, not Walked Across to this side of the Bering Straight.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 07:59 PM (DQ4Fv)

139 Phaal, not pemmican.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 07:59 PM (0mRoj)

140 Or "phenolphthalein".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 07:58 PM (+Pf5/)


I use that stuff all the time.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 07:59 PM (rZ+mb)

141 Seem the little Indian girl can't get the dot target off her forehead, Allysin?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 07:59 PM (D/yfw)

142 Scimitar not Longbow

Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 07:59 PM (c6/9Q)

143 So it's a synonym for "schlonging?"

________


I think so. Is that the same thing as "puddin'-balling?"

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 08:00 PM (DwmXd)

144 Apu, not Chief Wahoo

Posted by: josephistan at June 05, 2017 08:00 PM (ANIFC)

145 Widow burner, not beating heart eater.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:00 PM (rZ+mb)

146 I've read that buggery is still quite illegal in India...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 05, 2017 08:01 PM (e9G8E)

147 Krishna not Kanati

Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 08:01 PM (c6/9Q)

148 The PC phrase is now "casino, not tech support".
Posted by: Srikanth Strongbow at June 05, 2017 07:51 PM (e/vvC) ]


I am in hysterics over here.....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:01 PM (XF3Xp)

149 Bhopal, not Hopi.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 08:01 PM (DQ4Fv)

150 Rupees not wampum.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:01 PM (0mRoj)

151 I meant Joyzee accents. What covfefe that was.

Posted by: Some damn moron at June 05, 2017 08:01 PM (E8apb)

152 Basmati, not maize.

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2017 08:01 PM (Sfs6o)

153 Camerota's entire knowledge of any of this shit comes from some yoga class she probably takes.

Even more hilarious is the dummies behind the camera apparently didn't realize how dumb this was.

Dummies leading dummies.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 05, 2017 08:01 PM (4ErVI)

154 It is BALLOON!!!

Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle at June 05, 2017 08:02 PM (IqV8l)

155
I missed the thread about precious Reality the Leaker. I hope that kunt rots in prison for the rest of her miserable life.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 08:02 PM (auHtY)

156 THIS

... is CNN.


Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 05, 2017 08:02 PM (m9X4Y)

157 Ghost pepper, not Ghost dance.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 08:02 PM (DQ4Fv)

158 A fairly funny post ace, but don't a lot of times these spelling bee elites get the spelling of a word by knowing its root origin. But then I don't know if we have much in the way of Sanskrit root words, or if she had any words in the competition from that root.

Yeah its likely a case of the casual racism of liberals for choosing that language.

Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2017 08:02 PM (z/Ubi)

159 Gunga Din, not Sitting Bull?

Posted by: Fantasy Loser at June 05, 2017 08:02 PM (NgKpN)

160 Yoga, not hogan.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 08:03 PM (DQ4Fv)

161 Divali not Sun Dance

Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 08:03 PM (c6/9Q)

162 Tech-support, not blackjack.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 05, 2017 08:03 PM (Tnhbr)

163 Cow, not buffalo.

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2017 08:03 PM (Sfs6o)

164 This is one of those threads that you bookmark, just in case you have a bad day!

Posted by: Hrothgar says Moar Covfefe, por favor! at June 05, 2017 08:04 PM (gwPgz)

165 Fire-walking, not fire-water.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 08:04 PM (DQ4Fv)

166 Leftists are also cheap to a fault. And greedy. And you can forget about them giving a fucking nickel to charity.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 05, 2017 08:04 PM (4ErVI)

167 121 We should create an alternate phonetic alphabet!

My entries:

C - Covfefe
G - Gnome
K - Knute
M - Mnemonic
P - Pneumatic
X - Christmas
Posted by: bob at June 05, 2017 07:56 PM (2Oe01)

I worked at a nuclear power plant in the 1990's. We developed one on a night shift. Wish I kept a copy...

H as in hour.
X was xylophone

Posted by: rd at June 05, 2017 08:04 PM (XSEwK)

168 Re-incarnation, not Inca nation.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:04 PM (rZ+mb)

169 Bollywood, not Dancing with Wolves

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:04 PM (XF3Xp)

170 King Cobra not Rattlesnake !

Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 08:05 PM (c6/9Q)

171 Sacred cow, not Sitting Bull.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 08:05 PM (DQ4Fv)

172 Suttee, not Teepee!

Posted by: Hrothgar says Moar Covfefe, por favor! at June 05, 2017 08:05 PM (gwPgz)

173 Can you spell toilet? Better yet can you use one?

Pow!

*smirks at camera*

*wash of laugh track*

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at June 05, 2017 08:05 PM (4ErVI)

174 Brahmin not Brahma

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 08:05 PM (D/yfw)

175 Masala chai, not malt liquor.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 08:06 PM (+Pf5/)

176 Funeral pyres, not scalping

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:06 PM (XF3Xp)

177 Covfefe is what we used on the ranch when the Sears, Roebuck and Co. catalog was exhausted.

Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2017 08:06 PM (TNQMS)

178 Diwali, not Columbus Day

Posted by: josephistan at June 05, 2017 08:06 PM (ANIFC)

179 Kid should've responded with, "I can't spell a Trump typo, but at least I know how to spell 'Allison'! You're the one with a typo as your *name*."

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 08:06 PM (NOIQH)

180 Did Joe Biden call in to ask her how the Slurpee machine works at her 7-11?

Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2017 08:06 PM (i3rHh)

181 172 Suttee, not Teepee!
Posted by: Hrothgar says Moar Covfefe


Nice!

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 08:06 PM (DQ4Fv)

182 Hashish not Tobacco !

Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 08:07 PM (c6/9Q)

183
I don't necessarily want to see Alisyn "sans skirt."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:07 PM (mbhDw)

184 Has this not been brought up yet ?

Dot Not Feather.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 08:07 PM (fiGNd)

185 Chakras, not cheekbones.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at June 05, 2017 08:07 PM (vRcUp)

186 For many years I have understood that ill ft has a sneering disdain for the proletariat. The only thing that is important to the left is to move forward the narrative.

People matter to the left as voters. The strategy is to identify "minority" groups, inform said groups, through the willing media, that they are despised by the right, and collect the votes.

Sometimes the utter disdain for those the left claims to champion unwittingly seeps out.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 05, 2017 08:08 PM (TdMsT)

187


Bindi, not Biden.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:08 PM (mbhDw)

188 Scogg Dog, you forgot - "First !"

Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 08:08 PM (c6/9Q)

189 Mohandas not Mohammed.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:08 PM (0mRoj)

190 Tea, not tobacco...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 05, 2017 08:08 PM (e9G8E)

191 Siddhartha, not sweat lodge.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 08:08 PM (+Pf5/)

192
Delhi, not deli.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:08 PM (mbhDw)

193 Sari, not not moccasin

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:08 PM (XF3Xp)

194 Bombay, not Bombed All Day.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 08:09 PM (DQ4Fv)

195 Ghandi not Geronimo....

Posted by: Fantasy Loser at June 05, 2017 08:09 PM (NgKpN)

196 Tax shelters, not tax-free smokes.

Sorry, that's all I got.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:09 PM (Ki5SV)

197 Madras not Mohicans.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:09 PM (0mRoj)

198 How convenient the Intercept article on the supposed Russian attempted hack of the voting company, which included FL and NC as its clients, is released on the same day as Ms. Winner's arrest. Why do I think this convenient and sloppy little bit of espionage was all planned to put this report front and center as the "smoking gun", supporting the belief their mantra the election was stolen? Not only is there a TS "voting machines/Russians" report to claim as proof, there is now a new martyr for the cause to rally round.

Posted by: ever at June 05, 2017 08:09 PM (kronK)

199 "The left" not "Ill ft."

This darned iPad.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 05, 2017 08:09 PM (TdMsT)

200
Untouchable, not Deplorable. Oh, wait a second . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:09 PM (mbhDw)

201 Cows not buffalo.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 08:09 PM (Ri/rl)

202 HAHAHAHA! That Trump idiot spells words worse than a black man who graduated from a California high school!

Wait-

Posted by: This Is CNN at June 05, 2017 08:09 PM (B6Pbd)

203 Thuggee, not Teepee...

Posted by: Fantasy Loser at June 05, 2017 08:10 PM (NgKpN)

204

Moodra, not mood ring.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:10 PM (mbhDw)

205 Narendra Modi, not Iron Eyes Cody!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 05, 2017 08:10 PM (e9G8E)

206 Pashminas, not Palominos

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 08:10 PM (NOIQH)

207 Shit got my wires crossed. Slipped back to the Sikh they tried to pass off as a GFM.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:10 PM (0mRoj)

208 Parents can't feed us, not diabetes ?

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 08:10 PM (DwmXd)

209 Covfefe Mein TrumpenFuehrer I can Blog!!

Posted by: DaveA at June 05, 2017 08:10 PM (FhXTo)

210 Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:01 PM (0mRoj)

Sorry to hear about that, brother. I'm still praying for you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:10 PM (Ki5SV)

211 Have spent a good deal of time in Mumbai. The older people still call it Bombay (and are irritated by the change).

Posted by: IanDeal at June 05, 2017 08:10 PM (JhHPx)

212
I've always said that if the Indians wanted to win, then they should have fought harder.

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2017 07:51 PM (Sfs6o)







That's what they get for being on our land before we got here.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2017 08:10 PM (LLzS4)

213 Taj Mahal, not Trail of Tears

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:11 PM (XF3Xp)

214 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 05, 2017 08:11 PM (f2bPN)

215 Bollywood not buffalo

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:11 PM (0mRoj)

216 Parents can't feed us, not diabetes ?
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 08:10 PM (DwmXd)


Got to say it in a Wilford Brimley voice, "Parents can't feed us, not DIABEETUS".

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 05, 2017 08:11 PM (Tnhbr)

217

Goan, not go on.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:11 PM (mbhDw)

218 Chaplinksy!!!!!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at June 05, 2017 08:11 PM (phoPy)

219 Old World, not New World.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:11 PM (rZ+mb)

220 I had an '82 Chevy Camerota with the anemic V6 in high-school.

Posted by: good times at June 05, 2017 08:11 PM (wpC7C)

221
Vishnu, not vos machs du?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:11 PM (mbhDw)

222
Hindi not Hekawi

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 08:12 PM (auHtY)

223 Ashrams not alcoholism.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:12 PM (0mRoj)

224 221
Vishnu, not vos machs du?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:11 PM (mbhDw)

You guys have a million of them. I'm impressed.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 08:12 PM (Ri/rl)

225 Siddhartha, not Sequoya.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:12 PM (Ki5SV)

226 I had an '82 Chevy Camerota with the anemic V6 in high-school.
Posted by: good times

----

You could've had a V-8!

Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2017 08:12 PM (i3rHh)

227 Punjab, not papoose

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:12 PM (XF3Xp)

228 Yoga, not YOWAWAWAWAWAH!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at June 05, 2017 08:12 PM (vRcUp)

229 Betcha can't spell my first name, smart-ass! My parents sure didn't...

Posted by: Alisyn Camarotta at June 05, 2017 08:13 PM (TqmC9)

230 ever- smoking and gun not connected.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 08:13 PM (D/yfw)

231
Kundulini, not cunnilingus. Oh, now wait a sec . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:13 PM (mbhDw)

232 Curry, not crabcakes.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 05, 2017 08:13 PM (Tnhbr)

233 So Camerota has been fired?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 05, 2017 08:13 PM (4ErVI)

234 Rajput not reservations

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:13 PM (0mRoj)

235 Prays to a six armed god, not prays to a hole in the Earth.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:13 PM (rZ+mb)

236 Stoned not drunk

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2017 08:14 PM (BO/km)

237 222
Hindi not Hekawi
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 08:12 PM (auHtY)



Many moons ago tribe move west because Pilgrims ruin neighborhood. Tribe travel west, over country and mountains and wild streams, then come big day... tribe fall over cliff, that when Hekawi get name. Medicine man say to my ancestor, "I think we lost. Where the heck are we?"

Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle at June 05, 2017 08:14 PM (NgKpN)

238 Hard to type when making finger feathers and using the other hand to pat your open mouth 'woo woo', unless you have a prehensile tail, or prehensile
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 05, 2017 07:44 PM (P/kVC)

You could be Centauri. They have six .... they have six,

Posted by: Fox2! at June 05, 2017 08:14 PM (Uytaa)

239 Bended Knee, not Bend it Like Beckham

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 08:14 PM (NOIQH)

240 Gandhi not Geronimo

Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 08:14 PM (c6/9Q)

241 Priyanka Chopra, not Elizabeth Warren...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 05, 2017 08:14 PM (e9G8E)

242
Tikka masala, not veal marsala.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:14 PM (mbhDw)

243 Basmati not Budweiser.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:14 PM (Ki5SV)

244 Gandhi, not Wounded Knee

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:14 PM (XF3Xp)

245 Yale, not Delhi.

Posted by: This Is CNN at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (B6Pbd)

246
Meditation, not medication. Like, wow, man!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (mbhDw)

247 Watching that video Camerota and Cuomo look like the stars of a sitcom that was cancelled after two episodes.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (4ErVI)

248 Why do I think this convenient and sloppy little bit of espionage was
all planned to put this report front and center as the "smoking gun",
supporting the belief their mantra the election was stolen?
---
better yet, it would appear that all the "juicy" bits in the document had already been declassified and publicized. indeed, it seems most, if not all, of the "revelations" it contains had been in the news previously.

Snowflake committed multiple federal felonies for nothing.

ain't karma wonderful?

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (vSdq7)

249 Reincarnation. Not Reservation.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (vRcUp)

250 Kali not Kiowa.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (0mRoj)

251 Kama Sutra, not Comanche

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (XF3Xp)

252 I wanna talk some more about Reality Winner (and not just because she has SUCH a wonderful name considering her situation).

Anybody consider that she fell victim of a honeypot? A classified document specifically put into the system to flush out leakers?

Wouldn't it be delicious if the entire "Russian-Dingos-Ate-My-Baby" operation was a counter-intelligence operation aimed at enemies foreign and (mainly) domestic?

Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (s5o+q)

253 92 I've always said that if the Indians wanted to win, then they should have fought harder.
Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2017 07:51 PM (Sfs6o)


They gave it their best, but it was the Cubs' year.

Posted by: rickl at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (sdi6R)

254 Darned sock.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (B6Pbd)

255 Same old same old, mostly. Sent a couple of resumes out the other week, got a follow up call, was supposed to hear today about setting up a phone interview and of course the call didn't come. Now, it could be any one of a number of things to cause delay, but it's what I've come to expect. At this point I don't even get mad at being treated this way. It's more of a tired resignation.

Google recruiter contacted me. We had some good back and forth, he asked me to provide him five dates and times for a one hour phone screen. Then he disappeared. I waited a few days, then contacted him. He replied almost immediately and said things are busy, blah blah blah, can I send him five new days and times. I did. He disappeared again! Motherf*cker! I'm debating if it's worth contacting him again. It's Google, so I probably will. Dammit.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (4aG2t)

256 >>So Camerota has been fired?


"Yeah, right."
--- Reza Aslan, who called DJT an 'piece of shit' and has a history of tweeting hateful things at conservatives

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (NOIQH)

257 Warm pee, not iced tea.

Posted by: Mahotma Gandhi at June 05, 2017 08:16 PM (TqmC9)

258 Thanks for being my joke prop!

where's yer red dot?

Posted by: Alisyne at June 05, 2017 08:16 PM (vChNs)

259 You people are so fucking smart and quick.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 08:16 PM (D/yfw)

260 Many moons ago tribe move west because Pilgrims ruin neighborhood. Tribe travel west, over country and mountains and wild streams, then come big day... tribe fall over cliff, that when Hekawi get name. Medicine man say to my ancestor, "I think we lost. Where the heck are we?"

Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle at June 05, 2017 08:14 PM (NgKpN)




They were supposed to be the Fugawi but the censors nixed that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 08:16 PM (auHtY)

261
Blue dot, not Sylvania.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:16 PM (mbhDw)

262 red dot not red tailed hawk feather

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at June 05, 2017 08:16 PM (vSdq7)

263 Tandoori chicken, not spatchcocked turkey...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 05, 2017 08:16 PM (e9G8E)

264 Sanskrit is for losers.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 05, 2017 08:16 PM (wmaTe)

265 Bhopal not bottle.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:16 PM (Ki5SV)

266 Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (4aG2t)

That's shitty, but at least it's not just me. What's with employers being so damn flaky these days?

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:17 PM (0mRoj)

267 I used to like Camerota when she was on Fox, when I used to watch Fox. Was she always a liberal shrew? She hid it pretty well.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:17 PM (lwiT4)

268 I'm not quite dead yet...

Posted by: Sanskrit at June 05, 2017 08:17 PM (vChNs)

269
Blue cholera and white cholera.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:17 PM (mbhDw)

270 off stupid pron star sock

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 05, 2017 08:17 PM (vSdq7)

271
Kashmir, not Led Zeppelin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:18 PM (mbhDw)

272 Tandoori not Tonto.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:18 PM (Ki5SV)

273 They gave it their best, but it was the Cubs' year.

Posted by: rickl at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (sdi6R)
===========================

Ohhhh. That was really good.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:18 PM (lwiT4)

274 Indians-from-actual-India, not Native American "Indians" misidentified by stupid Christopher Columbus who thought he had landed in India.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 08:18 PM (DQ4Fv)

275 my father in law is fluent in sanskrit

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at June 05, 2017 08:18 PM (0O7c5)

276
Calcutta, not cold cuts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:19 PM (mbhDw)

277 92 I've always said that if the Indians wanted to win, then they should have fought harder.

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2017 07:51 PM

_______


Chief Combs-Across say build-em wall but tribal elders say no, him racist.

Now tribe live on reservation.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 08:19 PM (DwmXd)

278 Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali,Ph.D, not Iron Eyes Cody

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:19 PM (XF3Xp)

279 POTUS DJT: You want answers?
Idiot progtard: I think I'm entitled to.
POTUS DJT: You want answers?
Idiot progtard: I WANT THE COVFEFE!
POTUS DJT: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE COVFEFE!

Posted by: B.H. (your new 'Elder Statesman') Obama at June 05, 2017 08:19 PM (5ssbE)

280 Dammit, computer wants to restart. BBL.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:19 PM (Ki5SV)

281 Just got home from running around taking care of errands and heard about/got caught up on the millenial shitmonkey that was leaking. WTF is it with these fucktards being in close proximity to me? That dude with a penis Bradley was about ten miles away from me in the sandbox when *he* (he was born with a dick, so he's a "he") pulled his stunt. The silly bint that surfaced today? Yeah, like two miles from my office. Unfuckingreal. But it would explain some weird shit that's been happening lately at work.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 05, 2017 08:19 PM (yzxic)

282 To Rangoon, not the Moon.

Posted by: Indian Space Agency at June 05, 2017 08:19 PM (TqmC9)

283 yeah, "Allison" can't even spell her own name correctly.

What did the 'Indians' invent that makes us SO concerned about giving them due reverence? They have nukes sure .. and an incredibly "intolerant" caste system. But they are marginally better "allies" than Pakistan. And they are so useful on those call centers.

Good Grief. ... the globalists love their slave labor. All heritage and culture MUST submit to the funny money marketing cabal of globalists. sheesh.

Save your culture ... America First.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 05, 2017 08:20 PM (DDZxc)

284 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:10 PM (Ki5SV)

Thanks man. I just don't know what to do anymore.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:20 PM (0mRoj)

285 259 You people are so fucking smart and quick.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2017 08:16 PM (D/yfw)

I'm over here with my staircase wit laughing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 08:20 PM (Ri/rl)

286
Ganges, not Cochise.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:20 PM (mbhDw)

287 I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that said "Indians discovered Columbus" and thought how interesting it was. It's true, sure, and I know it turned out poorly, but could you imagine someone showing you what a f*cking WHEEL was for the first time, much less an oceangoing vessel, cannons, star maps, etc.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 08:20 PM (B6Pbd)

288 Suttee not scalping

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:20 PM (0mRoj)

289
Call center operator, not Ernestine.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:21 PM (mbhDw)

290 Slumdog Millionaire, not Windtalkers.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:21 PM (rZ+mb)

291 Dammit, computer wants to restart. BBL.

Empty your porn cache and you might be okay.

Posted by: t-bird at June 05, 2017 08:21 PM (TqmC9)

292 Jerked Chakra not Jerked meat

Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2017 08:21 PM (TNQMS)

293 Boy that was close, Reality has finally collided with reality, to no result.
Good for all of us she isn't Antireality.

Posted by: The real Henderson James at June 05, 2017 08:21 PM (PtuJp)

294 Thanks man. I just don't know what to do anymore.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:20 PM (0mRoj)
=========================

You could be a youth pastor.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:21 PM (lwiT4)

295 Jawa not Indian

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2017 08:21 PM (BO/km)

296 273 They gave it their best, but it was the Cubs' year.

Posted by: rickl at June 05, 2017 08:15 PM (sdi6R)
===========================

Ohhhh. That was really good.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:18 PM (lwiT4)


Posted by: rickl at June 05, 2017 08:22 PM (sdi6R)

297 Brahma bull, not Sitting Bull.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at June 05, 2017 08:22 PM (vRcUp)

298 poppies not peyote

Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2017 08:22 PM (/tuJf)

299 Which one of the 57 states was the spelling bee winner from?

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 05, 2017 08:22 PM (aZq03)

300 =========================

You could be a youth pastor.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:21 PM (lwiT4)

I would be about the worst damn emissary god could possibly have right now.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:22 PM (0mRoj)

301 one day, all the crap progressives sprout will be forced down their throats and they will expire. Oh HAppy Days

Posted by: arbitrary turn back at June 05, 2017 08:22 PM (8RQER)

302 Monsoon weather, not Sacheen Littlefeather.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 08:23 PM (Ck7zo)

303 Ghandi, not Elizabeth Warren

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2017 08:23 PM (Sfs6o)

304 Diamonds, not Jade.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:23 PM (rZ+mb)

305 In return for her rudeness and ignorance this Allyson person should get a good spanking.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 05, 2017 08:23 PM (nBr1j)

306 Which one of the 57 states was the spelling bee winner from?
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 05, 2017 08:22 PM (aZq03)


Peruvia (the State, not the country).

Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 08:23 PM (s5o+q)

307 Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:22 PM (0mRoj)

If you can't be a good example, you might be a strong warning?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:23 PM (XF3Xp)

308
Nehru, not Nevada Smith.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:24 PM (mbhDw)

309 162: Hahaha.

But this entire thread needs to go in the Horde scrapbook.

Posted by: LASue at June 05, 2017 08:24 PM (sfTql)

310 Sanskrit not Choctaw

Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 08:24 PM (c6/9Q)

311 Golda not Sacajawea?

Posted by: booknlass at June 05, 2017 08:24 PM (v7o4i)

312 opium not peyote?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 08:24 PM (vChNs)

313 If I say, "I discovered a quaint little restaurant," does that mean no one's ever been there before?

"Discover" doesn't mean "absolutely the first ever."

Yes, Columbus discovered the New World.

And shut the fuck up about the fucking Vikings. They came here, took a crap, went home. That's like proudly saying, "I was the first publisher to read 'Harry Potter'! ...Yes, I rejected it; BUT I WAS THE FIRST!"

Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2017 08:24 PM (i3rHh)

314 307 Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:22 PM (0mRoj)

If you can't be a good example, you might be a strong warning?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:23 PM (XF3Xp)

Like the RMS Titanic.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:24 PM (0mRoj)

315 Bhagavad Gita not Beringia.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 08:24 PM (B6Pbd)

316 I think I meant turqouise.

Whatever ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:25 PM (rZ+mb)

317 but could you imagine someone showing you what a
f*cking WHEEL was for the first time, much less an oceangoing vessel,
cannons, star maps, etc.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at
the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 08:20 PM (B6Pbd)


And horses.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 05, 2017 08:25 PM (yzxic)

318 I would be about the worst damn emissary god could possibly have right now.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:22 PM (0mRoj)
========================

In that case, the Episcopalians might be your best bet.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:25 PM (lwiT4)

319 Chakras not Cherokees

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:25 PM (0mRoj)

320 Ganesha not Great Spirit.

Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 08:26 PM (s5o+q)

321 "Discover" doesn't mean "absolutely the first ever."

Yes, Columbus discovered the New World.

And shut the fuck up about the fucking Vikings. They came here, took a crap, went home. That's like proudly saying, "I was the first publisher to read 'Harry Potter'! ...Yes, I rejected it; BUT I WAS THE FIRST!"
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2017 08:24 PM (i3rHh)

So.... first one there.... ever???

Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle at June 05, 2017 08:26 PM (NgKpN)

322
Elephants, not GOP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2017 08:26 PM (mbhDw)

323 282 To Rangoon, not the Moon.
Posted by: Indian Space Agency at June 05, 2017 08:19 PM (TqmC9)


Dude, we've been to the Moon, and Mars too.

Posted by: Indian Space Research Organisation at June 05, 2017 08:26 PM (sdi6R)

324 Mango not bingo.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 08:27 PM (B6Pbd)

325 Ganges, not Mississippi.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:27 PM (rZ+mb)

326 Aryan not Apache.

Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 08:27 PM (s5o+q)

327 About Columbus showing up in the Indies:

remember that scene in Apocalypto, when the man fleeing for his life parts the leaves and sees the ships?

white man brought a God willing to sacrifice for man instead of the god that demanded they sacrifice each other.

that was a moving scene. good old Mel Gibson.

Posted by: booknlass at June 05, 2017 08:27 PM (v7o4i)

328 305 In return for her rudeness and ignorance this Allyson person should get a good spanking.
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 05, 2017 08:23 PM (nBr1j)

and then, the Oral Sex?

Posted by: Evil Mean Naughty Zoot at June 05, 2017 08:27 PM (NgKpN)

329 Thunderbird, not Garuda.

Posted by: Srikanth Strongbow at June 05, 2017 08:27 PM (e/vvC)

330 I would be about the worst damn emissary god could possibly have right now.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:22 PM (0mRoj)


Fuck it ... start hitting the weights. Our company buyout is going poorly. We can hit the road as a Wrestling Tag Team. We'll call ourselves ...

... The Legion of Pessimism. Our finisher will be The Reality Hit.

We'll be a masked team - because The Crowd Can't Handle the Truth !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 08:28 PM (fiGNd)

331 Camarotta plums the depths of stupid on this one.
She has no shame and tomorrow's a new day.

Posted by: gNewt at June 05, 2017 08:28 PM (+Q9b4)

332 Push start or pull start?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 05, 2017 08:28 PM (nBr1j)

333 What's with employers being so damn flaky these days?

In my experience the really big names like Amazon, Apple, Google, Microsoft, and Amazon have so many amazing applicants that unless you're a big name they're specifically recruiting, they really don't give a shit. Every position advertised has 100 internal references and THOUSANDS of external applications.

It's like being Chris Pratt at a swimsuit model convention. What does he care if he pisses a few off? He's still going back to his room with a half dozen gorgeous women.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2017 08:28 PM (4aG2t)

334 Thunderbird, not Garuda.
Posted by: Srikanth Strongbow at June 05, 2017 08:27 PM (e/vvC)


Wait, isn't the Indian one supposed to come before the Indian one?

Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 08:28 PM (s5o+q)

335 And shut the fuck up about the fucking Vikings. They came here, took a crap, went home. That's like proudly saying, "I was the first publisher to read 'Harry Potter'! ...Yes, I rejected it; BUT I WAS THE FIRST!"

Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2017 08:24 PM (i3rHh)


Vikings vs. Indians. Interesting face-off there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 08:29 PM (Ck7zo)

336 This is what happens when people decide "feelings" are better than "knowledge."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 05, 2017 08:29 PM (MZcWR)

337 We'll be a masked team - because The Crowd Can't Handle the Truth !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 08:28 PM (fiGNd)

Lucha Libre ?

Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 08:29 PM (c6/9Q)

338 Wait, isn't the Indian one supposed to come before the Indian one?
Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 08:28 PM (s5o+q)
--------
yes, I believe that is the rule.

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2017 08:30 PM (Sfs6o)

339 Nehru, not Tecumseh


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 08:30 PM (8iiMU)

340
Kashmir, not Led Zeppelin.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Dread Zeppelin

https://youtu.be/miXufNCCqF4

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2017 08:30 PM (IqV8l)

341 248 ...it would appear that all the "juicy" bits in the document had already been declassified and publicized. indeed, it seems most, if not all, of the "revelations" it contains had been in the news previously.


I had not heard about the attempt to hack the voter lists the Intercept referenced. Wish that new voter integrity committee would use that as an excuse to examine CA and NY voters (considering the numbers of ineligible/non-citizens that probably vote there) and those states are two of the voting firms clients.

Posted by: ever at June 05, 2017 08:30 PM (kronK)

342 there are no asian indians.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 05, 2017 08:31 PM (cPsPa)

343 Empty your porn cache and you might be okay.
Posted by: t-bird at June 05, 2017 08:21 PM (TqmC9)


But I just found "Eager and Edwardian!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:31 PM (Ki5SV)

344 We'll be a masked team - because The Crowd Can't Handle the Truth !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 08:28 PM (fiGNd)

---

There's LOTS of great rasslin' names on this thread.

Thunderbird and Garuda!

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 08:31 PM (B6Pbd)

345 Wait, isn't the Indian one supposed to come before the Indian one?

Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 08:28 PM (s5o+q)


No, it's the other way around.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 08:31 PM (Ck7zo)

346 Vishnu not Sioux

Rupees not Teepees

Masala not Mississauga

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at June 05, 2017 08:31 PM (1aMQH)

347 Dayum.

Truth is stranger than fiction.


Keep digging, MSM !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 05, 2017 08:32 PM (yV8pG)

348 Reminds me when the Left claimed that the incorrect concentration on the war in Iraq left our military short of translators in Afghanistan.

Rocket scientists turned journalists. Splitting atoms with their ass cheeks.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 05, 2017 08:32 PM (OVJcF)

349 Lucha Libre ?
Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 08:29 PM (c6/9Q)


More like Lucha Old Dude.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 08:32 PM (fiGNd)

350 But I just found "Eager and Edwardian!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:31 PM (Ki5SV)


Got a link?
Asking for a friend!

Posted by: Hrothgar says Moar Covfefe, por favor! at June 05, 2017 08:33 PM (gwPgz)

351 Caste system, not tribalism.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:33 PM (rZ+mb)

352 Indira not squaw.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 08:33 PM (Ri/rl)

353
Vikings vs. Indians. Interesting face-off there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 08:29 PM (Ck7zo)







Both teams will have a tough time staying upright on the ice.

But the fights should be hilarious.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2017 08:34 PM (LLzS4)

354 Chatterjee not Cherokee.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:34 PM (Ki5SV)

355 We'll be a masked team - because The Crowd Can't Handle the Truth !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 08:28 PM (fiGNd)


Glum and Glummer

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:34 PM (XF3Xp)

356 Chatterjee not Cherokee.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:34 PM (Ki5SV)


Well done!

Posted by: Hrothgar says Moar Covfefe, por favor! at June 05, 2017 08:34 PM (gwPgz)

357 Cheelay, not covfefe.

Posted by: President Barack "Pockeystahhn" Obama at June 05, 2017 08:35 PM (B6Pbd)

358 Got a link?
Asking for a friend!
Posted by: Hrothgar says Moar Covfefe, por favor! at June 05, 2017 08:33 PM (gwPgz)


Heh. I think the closest thing now is steampunk porn.

Which is actually a thing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:35 PM (Ki5SV)

359 Vikings vs. Indians. Interesting face-off there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 08:29 PM (Ck7zo)


There's a weird movie with Mads Mikkelson about that. It's called Valhalla Rising. It's worth watching. Pretty fun.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:35 PM (rZ+mb)

360 Sacred Cow not White Buffalo

Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2017 08:36 PM (TNQMS)

361 I love how every now and then the Horde gets into one of these modes where we are like autistic, OCD, sugar-overloaded children being overstimulated at a birthday party, constantly hammering new iterations of 'dot, not feather'.

Bombay, not Indianapolis


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 08:36 PM (8iiMU)

362 Indians stayed here 'cause they couldn't find their way back.

Posted by: Sur Edmond at June 05, 2017 08:36 PM (+Q9b4)

363 Glum and Glummer
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:34 PM (XF3Xp)


We have a winner.

Our finisher will be the Depths of Despair.

Brilliant.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 08:37 PM (fiGNd)

364 Can't drive, not DUI...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 05, 2017 08:37 PM (e9G8E)

365 Vikings vs. Indians. Interesting face-off there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 08:29 PM (Ck7zo)

Both teams will have a tough time staying upright on the ice.

But the fights should be hilarious.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2017 08:34 PM (LLzS4)


No contest.

Vikings always lose the Super Bowl.

Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 08:38 PM (s5o+q)

366 Vikings vs. Indians. Interesting face-off there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 08:29 PM (Ck7zo)

---

Probably depends on what they're drinking.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 08:38 PM (B6Pbd)

367 Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 08:37 PM (fiGNd)

It really would be epic.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:38 PM (XF3Xp)

368 Can't drive, not DUI...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 05, 2017 08:37 PM (e9G8E)


When did the Chinese come into this?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:38 PM (rZ+mb)

369 Kali not Kaw-Liga.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:38 PM (Ki5SV)

370 Everyone knows that Sanskrit is spoken in the gun stores of Indiana.

...
...
...

I've been saving that one.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2017 08:38 PM (F0ZHr)

371 Funeral Pyre not Burial Ground

Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 08:38 PM (c6/9Q)

372 Indians stayed here 'cause they couldn't find their way back.

Posted by: Sur Edmond at June 05, 2017 08:36 PM (+Q9b4)


I always figured they just wanted to get away from kimchee and balut.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 05, 2017 08:39 PM (yzxic)

373 AT LAST! Some kind hearted old soul lays upon me

a frickin clue

constantly hammering new iterations of 'dot, not feather'.

Posted by: Clueless in Coppenhagen at June 05, 2017 08:39 PM (m9X4Y)

374 Tantric sex not Tomahawk Chop.

Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 08:39 PM (s5o+q)

375 The level of stupid at CNN is nearing depraved levels.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2017 08:39 PM (dvH9o)

376
It's funny, I just finished Kurt Schlichter's two novels, and I was a little disappointed at how he went WAY over the top on building the SJW world on the page. Just found it a bit too tongue-in-cheek.

And the commie cocksuckers in academia, the MFM and government keep trying to prove that Schlichter didn't go far enough...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2017 08:39 PM (LLzS4)

377 I've always said that if the Indians wanted to win, then they should have fought harder.
--------
Or gotten better pitching.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2017 08:40 PM (nlbfN)

378 If only someone on MH370 had known the Sanskrit term for "BLACKHOLE DEAD AHEAD!"

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2017 08:40 PM (F0ZHr)

379 Cricket, not lacrosse


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 08:41 PM (8iiMU)

380 Sheesh...I'm teaching tonight...first night of summer quarter and no one is here yet. This could be a fast quarter.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2017 08:41 PM (dvH9o)

381 Fuck it ... start hitting the weights. Our company buyout is going poorly. We can hit the road as a Wrestling Tag Team. We'll call ourselves ...

... The Legion of Pessimism. Our finisher will be The Reality Hit.

We'll be a masked team - because The Crowd Can't Handle the Truth !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 08:28 PM (fiGNd)

The Moron Manglers!

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:41 PM (0mRoj)

382 Cricket, not Lacrosse.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:41 PM (rZ+mb)

383 I've always said that if the Indians wanted to win, then they should have fought harder.
--------
Or gotten better pitching.


Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2017 08:40 PM (nlbfN)
===============================

It was the rain delay that did them in. Should've danced faster.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:42 PM (lwiT4)

384 It really would be epic.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:38 PM (XF3Xp)


So ... the finisher would be some kind of double team move - like we both jump in there and do some kind of tag-team headlock ... and make a point of each of us whispering in the dude's ear at the same time.

He pretty much body-slams himself. One of us makes the cover.

Game Over.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 08:42 PM (fiGNd)

385 Cricket, not lacrosse.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 05, 2017 08:42 PM (wpC7C)

386 Preds up 1-0

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 08:42 PM (DwmXd)

387 Predators predatoring.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2017 08:42 PM (F0ZHr)

388 Cricket, not lacrosse


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 08:41 PM (8iiMU)

Cricket, not Lacrosse.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:41 PM (rZ+mb)


Get a room, you two!

Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 08:42 PM (s5o+q)

389 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 08:41 PM (8iiMU)

After 380 comments we both posted that same exact thing - though you were just that |-| much faster. That's eerie.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:42 PM (rZ+mb)

390 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:38 PM (Ki5SV)

Too funny... Kaligaaaa-aaa-aaa poor old wooden head,

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:43 PM (XF3Xp)

391 318 I would be about the worst damn emissary god could possibly have right now.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:22 PM (0mRoj)
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In that case, the Episcopalians might be your best bet.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:25 PM (lwiT4)

Ouch. I'm way too conservative for them though.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:43 PM (0mRoj)

392 Kumbha Mela not sweat lodge.

Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2017 08:43 PM (TNQMS)

393 Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 08:42 PM (fiGNd)

You are definitely on to something.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:44 PM (XF3Xp)

394 380 Sheesh...I'm teaching tonight...first night of summer quarter and no one is here yet. This could be a fast quarter.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2017 08:41 PM (dvH9o)

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gonna be an early night

Posted by: Bill Wynn at June 05, 2017 08:44 PM (vChNs)

395 382
Cricket, not Lacrosse.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:41 PM (rZ+mb)''
Hey, you are the designated Amy Schumer by a couple places, although it was simultaneous.
Was it good for you, too?

Posted by: Amy Schumer's Amy Schumer at June 05, 2017 08:44 PM (8iiMU)

396 If I watch the game, the Preds will lose.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 08:44 PM (Ck7zo)

397 Ouch. I'm way too conservative for them though.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:43 PM (0mRoj)


I'm working out our entry to Ohio Valley Wrestling right now.

Don't screw this up for me, ok ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 08:45 PM (fiGNd)

398 Couldn't Alison has figured out that if Ananya won a spelling bee in America for you know-Americans-that she probably spoke English really, really well and that perhaps it was her native language?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2017 08:45 PM (qES5k)

399 Bengal tiger, not bobcat.

Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 08:45 PM (s5o+q)

400 Wisnu not Warren

Posted by: bob at June 05, 2017 08:45 PM (tZroI)

401 Dot not Feather!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2017 08:45 PM (vChNs)

402 Too covfefe-ing funny!


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 08:45 PM (8iiMU)

403 363 Glum and Glummer
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:34 PM (XF3Xp)

We have a winner.

Our finisher will be the Depths of Despair.

Brilliant.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 08:37 PM (fiGNd)

Love it.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not yet gone at June 05, 2017 08:45 PM (0mRoj)

404 Just pre-ordered Milo's book.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2017 08:46 PM (J+eG2)

405 Completely OT, but I need to bitch.

My fucking apartment management sent me an email at 7 pm that the balcony needs to be COMPLETELY cleared as of tomorrow, because they're painting all of the balconies this week. Tentatively.

I have no idea where I'm supposed to put my planters or balcony furniture. I have a lot wedged into this space.

Extra swearing deleted.

Also, even though they've already sucked up a huge amount of parking with endless containers of imported Chinese renovation equipment (since last fall), we have now been informed that the parking nearest the building has to be empty from 8 am-6 pm, so that they can paint the exterior. At some point yet to be determined.

Nothing is being done regarding structural integrity of these 15-year-old buildings (which are already partially rotting, not to mentioned the windows which all need to be replaced sometime in the near future), only cosmetic improvements are being made. Oh yes, and this is "luxury" housing. I'm now paying $1830/mo plus utilities for this dubious place 25 miles from DC.

Tenant inconvenience? Pfft.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 08:47 PM (tHwdc)

406 Motel, not trailer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 08:47 PM (Ck7zo)

407 388 Cricket, not lacrosse


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 08:41 PM (8iiMU)

Cricket, not Lacrosse.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:41 PM (rZ+mb)

Get a room, you two!
Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 08:42 PM (s5o+q)

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then they'd be the ThePrimordialDeplorableOrderedGaltTrio

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2017 08:47 PM (vChNs)

408
375
The level of stupid at CNN is nearing depraved levels.





Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2017 08:39 PM (dvH9o)







Nah. It's been going on for close to 30 years, at least.

Charles Jaco.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktU3EkWZdA8

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2017 08:47 PM (LLzS4)

409 Playing cricket, not eating crickets.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 08:48 PM (B6Pbd)

410 Meh. They all look the same, to me.

Posted by: Alisyn (What?) Camarotta at June 05, 2017 08:48 PM (Tyii7)

411 Ganges not eerie.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2017 08:48 PM (nlbfN)

412 Poisoned darts, not poisoned farts.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at June 05, 2017 08:48 PM (vRcUp)

413 Miley, you need hooks.

Nothing but hooks.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2017 08:48 PM (F0ZHr)

414 @405

They are going to paint over the maintenance issues and sell the building.

Posted by: Clueless in Coppenhagen at June 05, 2017 08:48 PM (m9X4Y)

415 Seven-Eleven, not Cigar Store


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 08:49 PM (8iiMU)

416 Monkey god, not wolf spirit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:49 PM (rZ+mb)

417 'm now paying $1830/mo plus utilities for this dubious place 25 miles from DC.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 08:47 PM (tHwdc)


Not bad!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 08:49 PM (Ck7zo)

418 Tenant inconvenience? Pfft.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 08:47 PM (tHwdc)


Sounds like you need help from an Upstart Tag Team with a Penchant for Pessimism.

* Writes down Penchant for Pessimism *

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 08:49 PM (fiGNd)

419 Weeeeeelllll shit....

Tied 1-1

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 08:49 PM (DwmXd)

420 333
In my experience the really big names like Amazon, Apple, Google, Microsoft, and Amazon have so many amazing applicants that unless you're a big name they're specifically recruiting, they really don't give a shit. Every position advertised has 100 internal references and THOUSANDS of external applications.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2017 08:28 PM (4aG2t)


Traditionally, in America, it was small businesses that were the backbone of the economy. Big corporations got most of the fame and notoriety, but small companies provided most of the jobs.

I don't know if that is still true today. Big government's oppressive regulations and tax laws crush small businesses.

From what I have read, most young people coming out of school want to go to work for a corporation or the government, and turn up their noses at small businesses.

From my own experience, if you can find a small business where you fit in and get along with the owner and your coworkers, it beats the living daylights out of being a replaceable cog in a corporation.

Yes, you can make more money and get better benefits in a corporation, but in a small business, you don't have the office politics, performance reviews, etc. You know what is expected of you and where you stand. It's just an all around saner environment.

Often, in small businesses, the owner works harder and puts in more hours than his employees. That makes one willing to put in a little extra effort when the situation requires it. There's more of a sense of "we're all in this together".

Posted by: rickl at June 05, 2017 08:49 PM (sdi6R)

421
Amy Schumer, not Amy Schumer

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at June 05, 2017 08:49 PM (LLzS4)

422 Sitar not Tomtom?

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2017 08:50 PM (vChNs)

423 Curry-hottteeee, not Chillicothe.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 08:50 PM (8iiMU)

424 Might want to put a body on Crosby, Nashville. Ye gods.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2017 08:50 PM (F0ZHr)

425
George Harrison not Liz Warren

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 08:50 PM (auHtY)

426 Cricket, not lacrosse.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 05, 2017 08:42 PM (wpC7C)

Y'all crack me up, my God

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:50 PM (XF3Xp)

427 I just watched algore on the Chris Wallace interview,.....

Ain't nobody gonna convince me that that man isn't gay.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 05, 2017 08:50 PM (LWu6U)

428 And I just want to say that looking at that girl smiling as she holds her trophy makes me feel happy-and the folks at CNN can take a flying leap!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2017 08:50 PM (qES5k)

429 OUCH Miley. No wonder you want to move.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 05, 2017 08:51 PM (eASYU)

430 then they'd be the ThePrimordialDeplorableOrderedGaltTrio
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2017 08:47 PM (vChNs)


I heard them open for The Who at Wembley in '67.

Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 08:51 PM (s5o+q)

431 George Harrison not Liz Warren

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 08:50 PM (auHtY)
=========================

I was just going to say, George Harrison - not Marlon Brando. Yours is better.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:51 PM (lwiT4)

432 Bhagwan, not Wigwam.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 08:51 PM (rZ+mb)

433 I'm now paying $1830/mo plus utilities for this dubious place 25 miles from DC.

This may be a sign that you should move. It sounds like they're doing a lick-and-prayer cosmetic bit to sell off the property.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:52 PM (Ki5SV)

434 Hadji not Tonto

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2017 08:52 PM (vChNs)

435 Miley, you need hooks.



Nothing but hooks.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2017 08:48 PM (F0ZHr)

Just one solid one with a noose. FFS!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 08:52 PM (tHwdc)

436 'm now paying $1830/mo plus utilities for this dubious place 25 miles from DC.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 08:47 PM (tHwdc)

I don't pay much more than that for my Mortgage for a 5 Bedroom 4 bath house 50 miles from DC

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 05, 2017 08:53 PM (zv81W)

437 Might want to put a body on Crosby, Nashville. Ye gods.

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Keep him Still or their will be Nashing of teeth

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2017 08:53 PM (vChNs)

438 I'm now paying $1830/mo plus utilities for this dubious place 25 miles from DC.



This may be a sign that you should move. It sounds like they're doing a lick-and-prayer cosmetic bit to sell off the property.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:52 PM (Ki5SV)

Hence the plan to relocate to Pensacola. Although I have no idea how I'm going to do this by next May.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 08:54 PM (tHwdc)

439 Might want to put a body on Crosby, Nashville. Ye gods.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2017 08:50 PM (F0ZHr)



Anyone named Stills on the team? Crosby, Stills and Nashville

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 08:54 PM (auHtY)

440 Imagine how much better this thread would be if any of us had any knowledge of Indian words.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 08:54 PM (B6Pbd)

441
'm now paying $1830/mo plus utilities for this dubious place 25 miles from DC.



Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 08:47 PM (tHwdc)



I don't pay much more than that for my Mortgage for a 5 Bedroom 4 bath house 50 miles from DC

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 05, 2017 08:53 PM (zv81W)

Congratulations.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 08:55 PM (tHwdc)

442 Keep him Still or their will be Nashing of teeth

......


Patience, the night is Young.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 08:55 PM (DwmXd)

443 OK, break's over. Back to freaking out.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 08:55 PM (tHwdc)

444 I'm now paying $1830/mo plus utilities for this dubious place 25 miles from DC.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 08:47 PM (tHwdc)

========

Sheesh. That is my former mortgage and taxes on a 4500 sf house on a golf course.

Posted by: GOULD at June 05, 2017 08:55 PM (I16G8)

445 "Ain't nobody gonna convince me that that man isn't gay."
need to ask Obama.

He would know.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2017 08:56 PM (J+eG2)

446 Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. I wonder if they will go out in that order.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:56 PM (lwiT4)

447 Imagine how much better this thread would be if any of us had any knowledge of Indian words.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 08:54 PM (B6Pbd)


Which Indian words? Dot or feather?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 08:56 PM (auHtY)

448 I'm now paying $1830/mo plus utilities for this dubious place 25 miles from DC.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 08:47 PM (tHwdc)

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How does that old saying go? Only the rich and the poor can afford to live in the city.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 08:57 PM (B6Pbd)

449 Which Indian words? Dot or feather?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 08:56 PM (auHtY)

A maize ing

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 08:57 PM (8iiMU)

450 "Imagine how much better this thread would be if any of us had any knowledge of Indian words. "

If only Liz Warren were here to help.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2017 08:57 PM (J+eG2)

451 'Imagine how much better this thread would be if any of us had any knowledge of Indian words. '

How?

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2017 08:58 PM (BO/km)

452
Imagine how much better this thread would be if any of us had any knowledge of Indian words.
=======================


Gitchigoomie.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:58 PM (lwiT4)

453 Rickshaw not scrimshaw

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 05, 2017 08:58 PM (3JQ/p)

454 Gitchigoomie.


Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:58 PM (lwiT4)
Chicago

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 08:59 PM (8iiMU)

455 --------
Or gotten better pitching.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2017 08:40 PM (nlbfN)


YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!



Posted by: alexthechick - I need a pail for to build a castle now at June 05, 2017 08:59 PM (dEQP3)

456 Field hockey, not ice hockey.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2017 08:59 PM (nlbfN)

457 "Oh yes, and
this is "luxury" housing. I'm now paying $1830/mo plus utilities for
this dubious place 25 miles from DC.



Posted by: Miley, the Duchess"

Yes, but you get to live work and play among (or close to anyway) the best and the brightest in the country so it is worth it, right?

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2017 08:59 PM (NbRJx)

458 Imagine how much better this thread would be if any of us had any knowledge of Indian words.

Kimosabi

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:59 PM (XF3Xp)

459 Gitchigoomie.


Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:58 PM (lwiT4)

Tatanka

Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 08:59 PM (c6/9Q)

460 Indian language?

I tried learning some, but I just can't get Inuit.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 09:00 PM (DwmXd)

461

Krishna not kemosabe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 09:00 PM (auHtY)

462
Kali, not Kemo Sabe

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2017 09:00 PM (LLzS4)

463 Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. I wonder if they will go out in that order.

Posted by: grammie winger

----

Emerson, Lake & Palmer are going out in order.

"Whew!" says Carl Palmer!

Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2017 09:00 PM (i3rHh)

464 Hence the plan to relocate to Pensacola. Although I have no idea how I'm going to do this by next May.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 08:54 PM (tHwdc)


If you stay off the back roads and drive a safe speed on the Interstate, it shouldn't take that long. Should it ?

Posted by: dDan at June 05, 2017 09:00 PM (hwYmz)

465 Pow Pow

Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 09:00 PM (c6/9Q)

466 Yogi Baba not Yogi Bear

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2017 09:00 PM (vChNs)

467 Gitchigoomie.




Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:58 PM (lwiT4)
Chicago


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 08:59 PM (8iiMU)
=========================

Son is getting married in Oconomowac. Just west of Waukesha and Wauwatosa.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 09:00 PM (lwiT4)

468 Yes, but you get to live work and play among (or close to anyway) the best and the brightest in the country so it is worth it, right?
----------
Thats right!

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2017 09:01 PM (Sfs6o)

469 Imagine how much better this thread would be if any of us had any knowledge of Indian words.


Tikka Masala

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:01 PM (XF3Xp)

470 Pow wow ? ...i am still learning....

Posted by: runner - all covfefed up at June 05, 2017 09:01 PM (c6/9Q)

471 Oral traditions, not oral tradition.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 09:02 PM (B6Pbd)

472 Sorry, alexthechick

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2017 09:02 PM (nlbfN)

473 Pale face

Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2017 09:02 PM (/tuJf)

474 I tried learning some, but I just can't get Inuit.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 09:00 PM (DwmXd)

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I was going to say that but you were too quicken for me

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 09:02 PM (vChNs)

475 Son is getting married in Oconomowac. Just west of Waukesha and Wauwatosa.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 09:00 PM (lwiT4)

Good thing the Scripps Spelling Bee doesn't have names of places in WI. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2017 09:03 PM (qES5k)

476 Call center, not smoke signals.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 09:03 PM (rZ+mb)

477 458
Imagine how much better this thread would be if any of us had any knowledge of Indian words.



Kimosabi

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 08:59 PM (XF3Xp)

Barely on topic:
I was told, when I took Spanish class ages ago, that "Kimosabe" was a diminuation of "El que no sabe", or "he that doesn't know". And, of course, "tonto" means 'fool'.
So, in reality, each one was insulting the other.
Don't know if that is true, but I like it.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 09:03 PM (8iiMU)

478 Gitchigoomie.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:58 PM (lwiT4)


... if only they'd put fifteen more miles behind them.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 09:03 PM (fiGNd)

479 Monsoon not Squaw

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 09:03 PM (vChNs)

480 Punjab not Pueblo.

Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2017 09:04 PM (i3rHh)

481 Raja, not chief.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 09:04 PM (rZ+mb)

482 You bitches may have caught me this time but our numbers are legion!! Legion I tell you!! #Resist

Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:05 PM (HJvX8)

483 'Imagine how much better this thread would be if any of us had any knowledge of Indian words. '

How?
Posted by: fd at June 05, 2017 08:58 PM (BO/km)


I'll probably get willowed, but that reminds me of a joke:

A man has sold his soul to Satan and is trying to wiggle out of the deal. He flatters the devil by complimenting him on his memory, saying that it's incredible out of all the people whose souls he gets, that he can remember on which day each is due.

The devil says, "I have the best memory in the universe. No one is better."

"Ah,"
says the man, "There's an old Indian in Arizona who has a better memory than you. If I can prove that, will you give me my soul back?"

"It's a deal,"
Satan says, and in an instant he transports the two to Arizona.

The man points out the Indian. "Ask him anything," he prompts.

Satan walks up to the Indian. "Do you like eggs?" he asks.

"Likum eggs," the Indian says.

Satan nods, then vanishes in a puff of brimstone, taking the other man with him.

For the next twenty years, Satan watches as the man is tormented in hell. Then, one day, he takes him back to Arizona and the two materialize in front of the Indian.

Satan holds up a hand. "How."

"Scrambled,"
replies the Indian.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 09:05 PM (Ki5SV)

484 478 Gitchigoomie.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 08:58 PM (lwiT4)

... if only they'd put fifteen more miles behind them.

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it was bad karma

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 09:05 PM (vChNs)

485 Dots not High Cheekbones

Posted by: Sen. Elizabeth "Speaks With Forked Tongue" Warren at June 05, 2017 09:05 PM (qJhUV)

486

Speaking of kemosabe, there was a Far Side cartoon of an old Lone Ranger reading an Indian Dictionary. The thought balloon was - Oh here it is. Kemosabe: Apache expression for horse's rear end...What the hey?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 09:05 PM (auHtY)

487 Call me Xer or I will scream and cry.

Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:06 PM (HJvX8)

488 Imagine how much better this thread would be if any of us had any knowledge of Indian words.

Pow Wow Chow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 09:06 PM (Ki5SV)

489 Rakshasa not Chupacabra

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 09:06 PM (vChNs)

490 My name should be Reality #Winning.

Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:06 PM (HJvX8)

491 Xim ...

... I just like to see 'em cry.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 09:07 PM (fiGNd)

492 Gordon Lightfoot is 78 years old.


Dang.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 09:07 PM (lwiT4)

493 Guru, not medicine man.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 09:07 PM (rZ+mb)

494 Nothing is being done regarding structural integrity of these 15-year-old buildings (which are already partially rotting, not to mentioned the windows which all need to be replaced sometime in the near future), only cosmetic improvements are being made. Oh yes, and this is "luxury" housing. I'm now paying $1830/mo plus utilities for this dubious place 25 miles from DC.

Hi Miley,

Yes, this is a not uncommon thing with close-in housing around here. Apartments are just barely maintained.

My first apartment here, near Dunn Loring, was the same way...outrageous rent for barely-modern plumbing and crappy construction. It wasn't that old of a building either.

This place is crazy.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 05, 2017 09:07 PM (eytER)

495 Imagine how much better this thread would be if any of us had any knowledge of Indian words.


Only you can prevent forest fires.
Or litter.
Or something.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:08 PM (XF3Xp)

496 MP4, glad to see you. I've missed you in the mornings.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 05, 2017 09:08 PM (eytER)

497 Nine lanes of traffic driving (for certain definitions thereof) on a four-lane road, not dusty trails.

(Yes, I've been to India. And Indian Country.)

Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 09:09 PM (s5o+q)

498 I'd have leaked on my first day at work but I had diversity training all day. Sucks, amIright?

Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:09 PM (HJvX8)

499 MP4, glad to see you. I've missed you in the mornings.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 05, 2017 09:08 PM (eytER)
====================

Ditto.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 09:09 PM (lwiT4)

500 Rakshasa not Chupacabra

I'll thank you not to mention that again.

Posted by: Carl Kolchak at June 05, 2017 09:09 PM (Ki5SV)

501 Rakshasa not Chupacabra

I'll thank you not to mention that again.
Posted by: Carl Kolchak at June 05, 2017 09:09 PM (Ki5SV)


Remember me?

Posted by: Art Bell at June 05, 2017 09:10 PM (s5o+q)

502 Bwana is like an Indian word. Sort of. African-Indian maybe?

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2017 09:10 PM (NbRJx)

503 492 Gordon Lightfoot is 78 years old.

Dang.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 09:07 PM (lwiT4)


No joke ... even though I make plenty ... I still like his songs. Still play 'em in my truck.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 09:10 PM (fiGNd)

504 I pity the Tonto.

Posted by: Mr. T at June 05, 2017 09:10 PM (IqV8l)

505 I was mailing the press by my second day. While kissing my autographed pic of Anderson Copper thanking me for my service. Yes, I know he is into dudes. #fluidgender

Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:10 PM (HJvX8)

506 Alysin. What a dumb name.

Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:10 PM (oVJmc)

507 MP4, glad to see you. I've missed you in the mornings.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 05, 2017 09:08 PM (eytER)


Thank you. Took a vacation at last and unplugged from the net so I could detox and battle this damned depression. Probably won't be back on line until next week.

And thank you, too, grammie.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 09:11 PM (Ki5SV)

508 hookah, not peace pipe

(ok, ok, a hokah is Persian. I'm slipping)


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 09:11 PM (8iiMU)

509 How does someone named Reality Winner pass a security background check and get a Top Secret clearance you ask? Simple. Someone looks at my name and goes "Sounds Legit".

Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:12 PM (HJvX8)

510 Sahib, not Kimosabe...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 05, 2017 09:12 PM (e9G8E)

511 my speling is slipping tooo


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 09:12 PM (8iiMU)

512 Only you can prevent forest fires.
Or litter.
Or something.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:08 PM (XF3Xp)

---

Only forest fires prevent bears.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 09:12 PM (B6Pbd)

513 #fluidgender

I just finished binge-watching "The Magicians" first season, so I'm full, thank you.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 05, 2017 09:13 PM (6FqZa)

514 How does someone named Reality Winner pass a security background check and get a Top Secret clearance you ask? Simple. Someone looks at my name and goes "Sounds Legit".
Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:12 PM (HJvX


I know, right?

(And yes, the A stands for Absolutely.)

Posted by: Sounds A. Legit at June 05, 2017 09:13 PM (s5o+q)

515 Imma sue that CNN douche for calling Trump a POS. I did that on Twitter long ago. #intellectualproperty

Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:13 PM (HJvX8)

516 O/T: listening to Brahms' piano concerto number 1, sitting in the parlor and watching the dogs. Am glad I don't have to work tomorrow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 09:13 PM (Ki5SV)

517 Alexander, not Columbus.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2017 09:13 PM (rZ+mb)

518 I still like his songs. Still play 'em in my truck.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 05, 2017 09:10 PM (fiGNd)
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I do too. Well, not in your truck. He had a very distinctive voice.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 09:13 PM (lwiT4)

519 According to "Conservative Treehouse" her middle name or the name she regularly goes by is "Sara" not "Reality" which is certainly understandable.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2017 09:13 PM (qES5k)

520 So the new game for the night is for all posters to use the same nic?

Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:14 PM (s5o+q)

521 I just finished binge-watching "The Magicians" first season, so I'm full, thank you.

----

i'm a season ahead o you

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 09:14 PM (vChNs)

522 Lightfoot is going on tour this year, grammie.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2017 09:14 PM (nlbfN)

523 Sari, not Sara.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 09:14 PM (B6Pbd)

524 Only forest fires prevent bears.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 09:12 PM (B6Pbd)


Where does that owl come in to all this?

"Give a hoot, run hide and tell?"



Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:15 PM (XF3Xp)

525 511 my speling is slipping tooo
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 09:12 PM (8iiMU)


Time makes you older
Spelling gets colder ...

Posted by: Stevie Nicks at June 05, 2017 09:15 PM (fiGNd)

526 Very interesting interview right now on PBS with a guy who was shot down over Burma and imprisoned by the Japs.

The interviewer is a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2017 09:15 PM (OdK9v)

527 How does someone with my Social Media dumpster fire history get hired as a contractor to the NSA and get a Top Secret Clearance?? Choice A: Top. Men. Choice B: Deep. State. Choice C: All. Of. The. Above.

Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:15 PM (HJvX8)

528 Lightfoot is going on tour this year, grammie.


Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2017 09:14 PM (nlbfN)
======================

Seriously? Wow - I'll have to go to his website.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 09:16 PM (lwiT4)

529 But I just found "Eager and Edwardian!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:31 PM (Ki5SV)
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Link?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2017 09:16 PM (NT3RT)

530 So you got two countries that simultaneously became independent 70 years ago. One had its problems but now has a stable democratic government and a growing middle class. The other is now a violent shithole. What's the difference?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 09:16 PM (+Pf5/)

531 Time makes you older

Spelling gets colder ...

Posted by: Stevie Nicks at June 05, 2017 09:15 PM (fiGNd)
===========================

Dang it. Now I have to find that album. Just when I was getting settled in.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 09:17 PM (lwiT4)

532 "Nothing is being done regarding structural integrity of these
15-year-old buildings (which are already partially rotting, not to
mentioned the windows which all need to be replaced sometime in the near
future)"

Many of the hastily tossed up yuppie live-work condos in Scum Scamfrisco, the ones built since the dot-com nonsense began, have not even made the ten-year mark before they have required expensive remediation.

I've seen some that didn't make ONE year.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 05, 2017 09:17 PM (ujwCG)

533 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 09:13 PM (Ki5SV)

I find Beethoven's 6th to be kind of relaxing an uplifting at the same time, should you still be in need of a musical interlude after Herr Brahms.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:18 PM (XF3Xp)

534 Jesus. Wi-Fi in Federal prison sucks.

Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:18 PM (HJvX8)

535 And "Reality" speaks some languages they speak in Iran. Interesting, yes?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2017 09:19 PM (qES5k)

536 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 09:16 PM (+Pf5/)

Hmmmm, gee.... let us ponder this......

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:19 PM (XF3Xp)

537 Is the second season of The Magicians up to par?

Next month it's on blu-ray along with The Expanse 2, which was a LOT better than The Expanse 1.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 05, 2017 09:19 PM (6FqZa)

538 Nobody knows the troubles I have seen. Nobody knows my problems.

Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:19 PM (HJvX8)

539 Off-topic, but all the Gordon Lightfoot touring talk reminded me:

Al Stewart is out on the road (with a whole band this time; not just acoustic) playing the entire "Year of the Cat" album. Sounds like something I need to see.

I always loved that the album starts off - STARTS OFF! - with the drifty, hypnotic "Lord Grenville."

Damn! That's a pretty courageous way to kick off a pop album!

Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2017 09:20 PM (i3rHh)

540 Heh. I saw Lightfoot forget the lyrics to one of his own songs once. It was pretty funny, he made fun of himself when it happened. Just kept strumming the same chord and sang "I've forgotten the lyrics"

I've always been a fan of his.

D-Day Over Normandy is coming on. We'll see what PBS does with this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2017 09:20 PM (sQ1li)

541 Hmm, we have so many idiots that I can do ANYthing and be off the hook in a few days...

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at June 05, 2017 09:20 PM (/wWB4)

542 Can we stop with the covfefe jokes? They were funny the first day, but come on, the tweet was a week ago, and leftists are still smirking over it. As if their progressive idols never misspoke, misspelled, or mistweeted. Grow up, you smug liberal idiots.

Posted by: biancaneve at June 05, 2017 09:21 PM (A/iod)

543 Ont better hurry
I think I'm gonna crash
COBlogger says hes coming
but I gotta pay some cash

Life in the fast lane

Posted by: Clueless in Coppenhagen at June 05, 2017 09:21 PM (m9X4Y)

544 "Many of the hastily tossed up yuppie live-work
condos in Scum Scamfrisco, the ones built since the dot-com nonsense
began, have not even made the ten-year mark before they have required
expensive remediation.

I've seen some that didn't make ONE year.


Posted by: torquewrench"

Yeah, but I'll bet they were energy efficient, sustainable .LEED certified... which is what really counts in construction.

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2017 09:21 PM (NbRJx)

545 Can we stop with the covfefe jokes? They were funny the first day, but come on, the tweet was a week ago, and leftists are still smirking over it.

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Shit, there are still corners of the internet that think "pwned" is funny.

Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2017 09:22 PM (i3rHh)

546 Looks like Lightfoot's closest concert for me is in Joliet. I can't go to Joliet that day.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 09:22 PM (lwiT4)

547 Hey Wingers, check out my Twitter: Sara Winners

Posted by: Reality Winner at June 05, 2017 09:22 PM (HJvX8)

548 But I just found "Eager and Edwardian!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:31 PM (Ki5SV)
---
Link?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2017 09:16 PM (NT3RT)


**blows kiss to Eris**

If only there were, dear lady. If only.

**side thought: it's a pity I don't know any young ladies wiling to participate in photo shoots. I can't be the only one with this fetish. And it would make a nice change from my job now.

**looks around for copy of Creating Porn Sites for Dummies

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 09:22 PM (Ki5SV)

549 Many of the hastily tossed up yuppie live-work condos in Scum Scamfrisco, the ones built since the dot-com nonsense began, have not even made the ten-year mark before they have required expensive remediation.
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Should have built them using cargo containers!

Posted by: Hipster Doofus at June 05, 2017 09:22 PM (OdK9v)

550
FIRST!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2017 09:23 PM (LLzS4)

551 #540 Spoiler, Mike Hammer. It's pretty amateurish IMHO.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2017 09:23 PM (nlbfN)

552 Garba not pow wow.

Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2017 09:23 PM (TNQMS)

553 Can we stop with the covfefe jokes? They were funny the first day, but come on, the tweet was a week ago, and leftists are still smirking over it.

----

Shit, there are still corners of the internet that think "pwned" is funny.
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2017 09:22 PM (i3rHh)


When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a covfefe.

Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 09:23 PM (s5o+q)

554
Shit, there are still corners of the internet that think "pwned" is funny.

I still don't know what that word is really supposed to mean.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2017 09:23 PM (qES5k)

555 Shit, there are still corners of the internet that think "pwned" is funny.
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2017 09:22 PM (i3rHh)

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 05, 2017 09:23 PM (ZgkX8)

556
And now, for something totally new on the internet.....

CAT VIDEOS!!!!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2017 09:24 PM (LLzS4)

557 Preds 2-1

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 09:24 PM (DwmXd)

558 When I lived in Ohio, we had a 150-year-old house. 2 x 8 (real 2 x oak joists. That place will be around forever.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 09:24 PM (+Pf5/)

559 "Many of the hastily tossed up yuppie live-work condos in Scum Scamfrisco, the ones built since the dot-com nonsense began, have not even made the ten-year mark before they have required expensive remediation.

I've seen some that didn't make ONE year.

Posted by: torquewrench"



Now with one little temblor ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 09:24 PM (SRKgf)

560 283 What did the 'Indians' invent that makes us SO concerned about giving them due reverence? They have nukes sure .. and an incredibly "intolerant" caste system. But they are marginally better "allies" than Pakistan. And they are so useful on those call centers.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 05, 2017 08:20 PM (DDZxc)


I was born in 1960 and have been good friends with Indians since high school. I worked with them daily the last 10 or so years before I retired.

They've moved way beyond call centers and the better-educated Indians are every bit the equal of Americans and Western Europeans. They have a strong commitment to western-style democracy and hate Islam with a white-hot passion.

I'm going to stand with my Indian friends in this minor disagreement.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 05, 2017 09:24 PM (nvMvs)

561 Goal Nashville!

Posted by: josephistan at June 05, 2017 09:24 PM (ANIFC)

562 "What's the difference? "

Fluoridated drinking water?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2017 09:24 PM (J+eG2)

563 Very interesting interview right now on PBS with a guy who was shot down over Burma and imprisoned by the Japs.

Burma?! BURMA?! What the fuck is that, you old fool? I never even heard of that! And why would the Japanese shoot you down?

Posted by: PBS Person Who Can Speak at June 05, 2017 09:24 PM (hBig8)

564 Dang, way down here, probably already been covered.

IT, not casino

(we still doing that one?)

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2017 09:25 PM (QDnY+)

565 Often, in small businesses, the owner works harder and puts in more hours than his employees. That makes one willing to put in a little extra effort when the situation requires it. There's more of a sense of "we're all in this together".
Posted by: rickl at June 05, 2017 08:49 PM (sdi6R)

Our office manager grew with our company. I hired her for A/P and A/R when she was 20. She is loyal as to us as we are to her.

She's worked for us for almost 25 years. And yes, we are all in this together.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 09:25 PM (Ri/rl)

566 grammie, joliet illinois? i'm 5 hrs west of there.

Posted by: booknlass at June 05, 2017 09:25 PM (v7o4i)

567 Spoiler, Mike Hammer. It's pretty amateurish IMHO.
Posted by: andycanuck
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Yeah, so far not so hot, but some decent original footage.

Posted by: Hipster Doofus at June 05, 2017 09:26 PM (OdK9v)

568 But I just found "Eager and Edwardian!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 08:31 PM (Ki5SV)



Is it like Sense and Sensibility? Or Nob and Nobility?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 09:26 PM (auHtY)

569 Hmm. Apparently, "Edwardian Cosplay Porn" is a thing.

Pipped at the post again.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 09:26 PM (Ki5SV)

570 (we still doing that one?)


It will never end
step inside
step inside

Posted by: Clueless in Coppenhagen at June 05, 2017 09:26 PM (m9X4Y)

571 554
Shit, there are still corners of the internet that think "pwned" is funny.

I still don't know what that word is really supposed to mean.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2017 09:23 PM (qES5k)

Pwned means defeated/humilated. I think the root word is "Owned." But with a "P", because people on the internet cannot spell and also love speaking in L33t.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 05, 2017 09:26 PM (ZgkX8)

572 Burma?! BURMA?!

Because Mynamar Shave just sounds odd.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 09:26 PM (+Pf5/)

573 Reality Winner sock off. Have a good night all.

Posted by: Maud 'dib at June 05, 2017 09:27 PM (HJvX8)

574 grammie, joliet illinois? i'm 5 hrs west of there.

Posted by: booknlass at June 05, 2017 09:25 PM (v7o4i)
==========================

Really? I've been to Joliet several times, not recently though. I can wave at you from this side of the border!

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 09:27 PM (lwiT4)

575 grammie, joliet illinois? i'm 5 hrs west of there.
Posted by: booknlass
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I've been there.

Posted by: Jake Blues at June 05, 2017 09:27 PM (OdK9v)

576 Yeah, over-using internet memes makes me throw-up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2017 09:27 PM (nlbfN)

577 Seriously? Wow - I'll have to go to his website.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 09:16 PM (lwiT4)


The legend lives on from Wisconsin on down
Of the white couch they call Grammie Wingers
The couch, it is said, isn't Paisley or Plaid
But if you sit you'll damn sure use a coaster.

With a fresh load of beer twenty four cans or near
Carrier by a Horde drunk all evening
Grammie and Rev ... said just to themselves
What the hell could these rednecks be thinkin' ?

Posted by: Internet Gordon Lightfoot at June 05, 2017 09:27 PM (fiGNd)

578 Fluoridated drinking water?

Sewage wells, not fluoridated drinking water.

That way you only need one pipe!

Posted by: A Greener Earth is a Browner Earth at June 05, 2017 09:27 PM (hBig8)

579 I find Beethoven's 6th to be kind of relaxing an uplifting at the same time, should you still be in need of a musical interlude after Herr Brahms.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:18 PM (XF3Xp)


I do like the 6th, but IMO, the first movement of the 3rd is the most glorious piece of music there is.

And right now the classical music channel is playing Ravel's Le Tombeau De Couperin.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 09:28 PM (Ki5SV)

580 Just read that Reality's parents named her Sara.
She changed her name as an adult I guess.

Does that make her transnomen?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 05, 2017 09:28 PM (hMwEB)

581
I saw Myanmar Shave open for Shonen Knife at the Cow Palace back in '88.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2017 09:29 PM (LLzS4)

582 558 When I lived in Ohio, we had a 150-year-old house. 2 x 8 (real 2 x oak joists. That place will be around forever.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 09:24 PM (+Pf5/)

My house is almost 100 years old and they don't build them like that anymore.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 09:29 PM (Ri/rl)

583 The legend lives on from Wisconsin on down

Of the white couch they call Grammie Wingers

The couch, it is said, isn't Paisley or Plaid

But if you sit you'll damn sure use a coaster.



With a fresh load of beer twenty four cans or near

Carrier by a Horde drunk all evening

Grammie and Rev ... said just to themselves

What the hell could these rednecks be thinkin' ?

Posted by: Internet Gordon Lightfoot at June 05, 2017 09:27 PM (fiGNd)
--------------------------

LOL - Perfect! Ha - I'm trying to sell that oversized white ottoman. I think I might have a buyer. Well, not really a buyer. More like a son who needs furniture.

Worst money I ever spent, bar none.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 09:30 PM (lwiT4)

584 Amritsar, not Wounded Knee.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at June 05, 2017 09:30 PM (ORylZ)

585 537 Is the second season of The Magicians up to par?

Next month it's on blu-ray along with The Expanse 2, which was a LOT better than The Expanse 1.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 05, 2017 09:19 PM (6FqZa)

---

yep, streamed it on SyFy a few weeks ago. Luved the Homage to Les Mis

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 09:30 PM (vChNs)

586 The Black Hole of Calcutta, not Foxwoods.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 09:31 PM (Ki5SV)

587 all right, Grammie...hope we get to meet in the real world someday.


and Jake, you'll be glad to hear the prison burned last week. no love lost there, i'd bet.

Posted by: booknlass at June 05, 2017 09:31 PM (v7o4i)

588 "Pwned means defeated/humilated. I think the root word is "Owned." But with a "P", because people on the internet cannot spell and also love speaking in L33t. "

A blend of "Punked" and "Owned"...

I think

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2017 09:31 PM (J+eG2)

589 Take Alisyn at the first sign of a cold or flu and be back on your feet in hours, not days!*

*may cause bloating, water retention, kidney failure, mumps and the gout in women who are now, or may become, pregnant. Do no take Alisyn if you are operating heavy machinery or are an air traffic controller. May cause dizziness, wild gesticulations, swollen tongue, dwarfism and to speak with a Finnish accent while sporting a shoulder parrot.

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 05, 2017 09:32 PM (UOr6C)

590 Alisyn Camarotta is my porn name.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien at June 05, 2017 09:32 PM (ulnyA)

591 CaliGirl heading up your way manana. Think we'll drive right on to Buellton, lunch at Industrial Eats (or next door at Alma Rosa, I hear you can take the food there and taste the wine), then up Zaca Station/Foxen Cyn, stop for sure at Riverbench and maybe elsewhere, then loop back down to Los Alamos. Wednesday some hiking (trails at the Purisima mission state park), dinner at Jocko's. Thursday wine (probably Edna Valley), and one of the places in Los Alamos. Can't wait.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2017 09:32 PM (QDnY+)

592 The fluoride in the water was designed to make us all stupid, that's why I drink beer as much as possible.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2017 09:32 PM (6Ll1u)

593 When I lived in Ohio, we had a 150-year-old house. 2 x 8 (real 2 x oak joists. That place will be around forever.

Our house, mostly burned down and rebuilt in the 1850's, still has one wooden lintel in the stone cellar from the 1700's. I don't see how some things last so long.

Posted by: t-bird at June 05, 2017 09:33 PM (kusha)

594 How did Reality Winner get TS clearance when she tweeted on 2/7 she would support Iran, if there was war? She tweeted under "Sara Winners", but "Reezlie" is her on Instagram, too.

Posted by: ever at June 05, 2017 09:33 PM (kronK)

595 CNN clown nose status --

[ ] On
[ ] Always On
[X] It Won't Come Off!

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2017 09:33 PM (6jaju)

596

Don Wilson: Oh, Miss Kirsten, I wanted to tell you that I saw you in "Madame Butterfly" Wednesday afternoon, and I thought your performance was simply magnificent.

Dorothy Kirsten: Well, thanks, awfully. It's awfully nice and kind of you, Mr. Wilson. But, uh, who could help singing Puccini? It's so expressive. And particularly in the last act, starting with the allegro vivacissimo.

Don Wilson: Well, now, that's being very modest, Miss Kirsten. But not every singer has the necessary bel canto and flexibility or range to cope with the high tessitura of the first act.

Dorothy Kirsten: Thank you, Mr. Wilson. And don't you think that in the aria, 'Un bel dì vedremo', that the strings played the con molto passione exceptionally fine and with great sostenuto?

Jack Benny: Well, I thought -

Mary Livingstone (to Jack): Oh, shut up!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 09:33 PM (+Pf5/)

597 576 Yeah, over-using internet memes makes me throw-up in my mouth a little.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2017 09:27 PM (nlbfN)

---

well did you promise to not do that thing in your mouth?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 09:33 PM (vChNs)

598 Alisyn Camarotta likes it rough!

Posted by: Kimmie Granger at June 05, 2017 09:34 PM (e9G8E)

599 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 09:28 PM (Ki5SV)

I am That Person who doesn't care for Ravel. Not even Bolero, gasp!

Heck, especially Bolero!

The 3rd is lovely, and the first movement really is gorgeous.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:34 PM (XF3Xp)

600 Huh. Gordon Lightfoot's first wife was named Brita Ingegerd Olaisson. I think that's me.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at June 05, 2017 09:34 PM (lwiT4)

601 7-11, not outlet mall.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2017 09:34 PM (QDnY+)

602 What was that rule again?

Every vowel in your daughters name, that is replaced by a "y", increases the chances that she ends up as a stripper or hooker (or apparently CNN host).

Posted by: Nurse Ratched at June 05, 2017 09:34 PM (6DcEY)

603
Ha - I'm trying to sell that oversized white ottoman.

I'll take it!

Posted by: Fat naked guy at June 05, 2017 09:34 PM (IqV8l)

604 A blend of "Punked" and "Owned"...

I think
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2017 09:31 PM (J+eG2)


I always thought it was a fatfinger mistyping of "owned" since o and p are right next to each other . . . like l33t is a conscious mis-typing of "leet" (as in 'elite' or, more likely, 'eleet'). Elite-speak. Get it? Computer types are so so so very humorous.

Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2017 09:34 PM (s5o+q)

605 Posted by: ever at June 05, 2017 09:33 PM (kronK)


Xer is an Air Force veteran. Maybe played a role? She started work on Feb 9. Its unbelievable.

Posted by: Maud 'dib at June 05, 2017 09:35 PM (HJvX8)

606 589 May cause dizziness, wild gesticulations, swollen
tongue, dwarfism and to speak with a Finnish accent while sporting a
shoulder parrot.





Posted by: Publius Redux


Tequila? Cuz I've been there, done that.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2017 09:35 PM (6jaju)

607 "Alisyn"? Sounds like a stripper name, not a serious newswoman.

Posted by: Krystal Ball at June 05, 2017 09:36 PM (ANIFC)

608
602
What was that rule again?



Every vowel in your daughters name, that is replaced by a "y",
increases the chances that she ends up as a stripper or hooker (or
apparently CNN host).

Posted by: Nurse Ratched at June 05, 2017 09:34 PM (6DcEY)







Sane people would be thankful that their daughter ended up a skanky stripper crack 'ho rather than end up in that den of degradation in Atlanta.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2017 09:36 PM (LLzS4)

609 576. Well, look - meme-farming is the cornerstone of Kekonomics. Not knowing which crops will be sufficiently dank, there are some who farm heirloom varieties.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 05, 2017 09:37 PM (TwwWO)

610 Our house, mostly burned down and rebuilt in the 1850's, still has one wooden lintel in the stone cellar from the 1700's. I don't see how some things last so long.
Posted by: t-bird
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The old homestead had a cornerstone that said 1505. It was finally torn down in the mid 1960's.

Posted by: Jake Blues at June 05, 2017 09:37 PM (ZO497)

611 "I don't see how some things last so long."


Good bones

Posted by: Ruth "Buzzy' Ginsberg at June 05, 2017 09:38 PM (J+eG2)

612 Oops.
/Blues sock

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2017 09:38 PM (ZO497)

613 591 CaliGirl heading up your way manana. Think we'll drive right on to Buellton, lunch at Industrial Eats (or next door at Alma Rosa, I hear you can take the food there and taste the wine), then up Zaca Station/Foxen Cyn, stop for sure at Riverbench and maybe elsewhere, then loop back down to Los Alamos. Wednesday some hiking (trails at the Purisima mission state park), dinner at Jocko's. Thursday wine (probably Edna Valley), and one of the places in Los Alamos. Can't wait.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2017 09:32 PM (QDnY+)

That's sounds wonderful. I highly recommend Bob's well bread for breakfast. His croissants are wonderful. I hope you made reservations for Jocko's and be prepared to wait for your table. I always have the small spencer.
I was just at my friends house in Edna Valley Friday for a BBQ. It's pretty back there.
La purisima is cool. I haven't been there in a long time.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 09:38 PM (Ri/rl)

614 542 Can we stop with the covfefe jokes? They were funny the first day, but come on, the tweet was a week ago, and leftists are still smirking over it. As if their progressive idols never misspoke, misspelled, or mistweeted. Grow up, you smug liberal idiots.
Posted by: biancaneve at June 05, 2017 09:21 PM (A/iod)


That's all the more reason not to stop with them.

"Queer" used to be an insult, but gays made it their own descriptive word.

Leftists made fun of 'covfefe", and Trump supporters are proudly taking possession of it.

Posted by: rickl at June 05, 2017 09:38 PM (sdi6R)

615 Every vowel in your daughters name, that is replaced by a "y",
increases the chances that she ends up as a stripper or hooker (or
apparently CNN host).

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IT WAS NOT ENOUGH MOM!!!

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at June 05, 2017 09:38 PM (vChNs)

616 "When I lived in Ohio, we had a 150-year-old house. 2 x 8 (real 2 x oak joists. That place will be around forever."

A friend of mine has a magnificent old pile that's similarly built.

Except it has terrifying old knob-and-tube electric wiring that's been nibbled at by rodents over the years.

I don't think it'll be around forever. More's the pity. Retrofit!

Posted by: torquewrench at June 05, 2017 09:39 PM (ujwCG)

617 IPA, not fire water

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 05, 2017 09:39 PM (3JQ/p)

618 604. Pfft! It's 1337, my dude....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 05, 2017 09:39 PM (TwwWO)

619 Leftists made fun of 'covfefe", and Trump supporters are proudly taking possession of it.

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that's just Deplorable

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 09:39 PM (vChNs)

620 Well, look - meme-farming is the cornerstone of Kekonomics. Not knowing which crops will be sufficiently dank, there are some who farm heirloom varieties.


The problem is the big internet corporations with their genetically modified memes.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 05, 2017 09:40 PM (LTHVh)

621 >>Pwned means defeated/humilated. I think the root word is "Owned." But
with a "P", because people on the internet cannot spell and also love
speaking in L33t. "


Pretty sure it started as a typo in a video game that was then adopted, like "covfefe" and "refudiate".

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 09:40 PM (NOIQH)

622 #579

I find Beethoven's 6th to be kind of relaxing an uplifting at the same time, should you still be in need of a musical interlude after Herr Brahms.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:18 PM (XF3Xp)

I do like the 6th, but IMO, the first movement of the 3rd is the most glorious piece of music there is.
===========

Edward G. Robinson's character checked-out in "Soylent Green" while a recording of the first theme in the first movement played over the speakers. Fawns and flowers, IIRC.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2017 09:40 PM (Pqytn)

623 620. And those Macedonians and their content-farmed memes. Real degradation of quality - you see the same thing with tomatoes.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 05, 2017 09:41 PM (TwwWO)

624 What was that rule again?



Every vowel in your daughters name, that is replaced by a "y", increases the chances that she ends up as a stripper or hooker (or apparently CNN host).

Posted by: Nurse Ratched at June 05, 2017 09:34 PM (6DcEY)



Megyn Kelly: That's silly

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 09:41 PM (auHtY)

625 So Little VIA just texted me with the image of the uniform insignia for a Navy First Class Machinist Mate.

Of course it's now relabeled to be Fidget Spinner First Class.


Squids will understand this.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2017 09:42 PM (J+eG2)

626 I am That Person who doesn't care for Ravel. Not even Bolero, gasp!

Heck, especially Bolero!

The 3rd is lovely, and the first movement really is gorgeous.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:34 PM (XF3Xp)


I'm not really a Ravel fan, myself, though I do like Bolero.

Have you ever heard his Pavane for a Dead Princess? I find it very delicate and lovely.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 09:42 PM (Ki5SV)

627 Except it has terrifying old knob-and-tube electric wiring that's been nibbled at by rodents over the years.

I called the wiring in mine "Edison's Failure". When we finally got an electrician to work on it he turned pale at what he found.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 09:42 PM (+Pf5/)

628 Allison my aim is true

From the other Elvis Guy.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2017 09:42 PM (6Ll1u)

629 I didn't spell it that way.

Posted by: Elvis Costello at June 05, 2017 09:43 PM (IqV8l)

630 Preds 3-1

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 05, 2017 09:43 PM (DwmXd)

631 Have you ever heard his Pavane for a Dead Princess? I find it very delicate and lovely.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 09:42 PM (Ki5SV)

If I have, I don't remember, LOL I probably have,because Thor loves him some Ravel.

I am a Schubert girl, myself.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:43 PM (XF3Xp)

632 Bombay Sapphire, not Old Panther Piss...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 05, 2017 09:43 PM (e9G8E)

633 Anybody else as irritated as I am with that Windows 10 commercial of the chick that makes coats that turn into tents and shit?


Get. Off. My. Lawn.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2017 09:44 PM (8iiMU)

634 Except it has terrifying old knob-and-tube electric wiring that's been nibbled at by rodents over the years.

I don't think it'll be around forever. More's the pity. Retrofit!
Posted by: torquewrench at June 05, 2017 09:39 PM (ujwCG)

The old cowboy bunk house on my property had that kind of wiring.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 09:44 PM (Ri/rl)

635 Well, I have time, while we wait for the ONT, to go downstairs and do some dead lifts. Might help me get rid of this pain in my neck.

Might toss the ol thirty-five pounder around a bit, but I'm not getting on the treadmill, no way, no how, not now.

*stands up and throws some punches*
*cracks vertebrae in neck*

"I'll be back," he said in his deep baritone with a tinge of an accent.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 05, 2017 09:44 PM (m9X4Y)

636 Anybody else as irritated as I am with that Windows 10 commercial of the chick that makes coats that turn into tents and shit?

Someone reinvented the shelter half?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 05, 2017 09:44 PM (LTHVh)

637 not Old Panther Piss...

Panther Piss, Panther Piss
Pour it out and hear it hiss

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2017 09:45 PM (+Pf5/)

638 >>.A fairly funny post ace, but don't a lot of times these spelling bee elites get the spelling of a word by knowing its root origin. But then I don't know if we have much in the way of Sanskrit root words, or if she had any words in the competition from that root.


what words in English of Non-Indian origin have Sanskrit as a root? Zero, that's how many.

Words like "yogi," sure, there's a Sanskrit root there, probably. But that's a loanword from Hindi.

Posted by: ace at June 05, 2017 09:45 PM (8rNrN)

639 The fluoride in the water was designed to make us all stupid, that's why I drink beer as much as possible.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Flouride negatively affects your pineal gland. And it does nothing for your teeth.
Yeah, drink beer. The water, well the fish f*** in it.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2017 09:45 PM (S6Pax)

640 Maurice Ravel's orchestral arrangement put Mussorgsky's piano piece "Pictures at an Exhibition" firmly in the global concert repertoire.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2017 09:46 PM (Pqytn)

641 How about a briefcase that turnings into body armor?

http://bit.ly/2rY92UG

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 05, 2017 09:46 PM (LTHVh)

642 You may not be familiar with the new spelling fluid concept

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2017 09:46 PM (6Ll1u)

643 594 How did Reality Winner get TS clearance when she tweeted on 2/7 she would support Iran, if there was war? She tweeted under "Sara Winners", but "Reezlie" is her on Instagram, too.

Posted by: ever at June 05, 2017 09:33 PM (kronK)
Amazing. Changing her name to "Reality", her LGBTQ name, should have been a clue

Posted by: CN at June 05, 2017 09:46 PM (2+tI4)

644 Plenty of water in beer, boys.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:47 PM (XF3Xp)

645 About ten years ago, when we were getting my grandparents' property ready for sale, my mother went through a trunk of my great-grandfather's things and found a quilt. We assumed it was made by my great-grandmother, who was born in 1882, but I took it to Antiques Roadshow on Saturday and the expert said it was from the 1840's - 1860's. Hard to believe something made of fabric could survive over 150 years.

Posted by: biancaneve at June 05, 2017 09:47 PM (A/iod)

646 If you could be any kind of covfefe, what kind of covfefe would you be?

Posted by: Alysinthe Caramabingo at June 05, 2017 09:47 PM (hBig8)

647 Yeah, drink beer. The water, well the fish f*** in it.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative
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Heh. Saw a woman wearing a t-shirt the other day which said, "I'm the reason that the beer is all gone".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2017 09:48 PM (ZO497)

648

Posted by: biancaneve at June 05, 2017 09:47 PM (A/iod)


must have been well stored

Posted by: CN at June 05, 2017 09:48 PM (2+tI4)

649 #643

I read some of the stuff linked by Drudge and I'm still shaking my head.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2017 09:48 PM (Pqytn)

650 How did Reality Winner get TS clearance when she
tweeted on 2/7 she would support Iran, if there was war? She tweeted
under "Sara Winners", but "Reezlie" is her on Instagram, too.



Posted by: ever at June 05, 2017 09:33 PM (kronK)

Amazing. Changing her name to "Reality", her LGBTQ name, should have been a clue

Posted by: CN at June 05, 2017 09:46 PM (2+tI4)


'Cuz Diversity, H8rs!

Posted by: Country Singer at June 05, 2017 09:48 PM (yzxic)

651 Plenty of water in beer, boys.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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Hamms beer, from the land of sky blue waters!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2017 09:50 PM (ZO497)

652 642 You may not be familiar with the new spelling fluid concept
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2017 09:46 PM (6Ll1u)

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watyr?
ryver?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 09:50 PM (vChNs)

653 @648 - yes, as near as we can figure it stayed in the trunk for over 80 years. Mice had gotten into the trunk and nested in the sheets on top, but didn't get down to the quilt.

Posted by: biancaneve at June 05, 2017 09:51 PM (A/iod)

654 biancaneve I'd love to see that quilt.

Posted by: booknlass at June 05, 2017 09:51 PM (v7o4i)

655 ONT is nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 05, 2017 09:52 PM (f2bPN)

656 #652


watyr?
ryver?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 09:50 PM (vChNs)
===========

Man, that's like reading Middle English.

Chaucer
Rabelaise
Baaaaaaalzac
(Chaucer, anyway)

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2017 09:53 PM (Pqytn)

657 542 Can we stop with the covfefe jokes? They were funny the first day, but come on, the tweet was a week ago, and leftists are still smirking over it. As if their progressive idols never misspoke, misspelled, or mistweeted. Grow up, you smug liberal idiots.
Posted by: biancaneve at June 05, 2017 09:21 PM (A/iod)


The idiots are not liberals. They are leftists.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 05, 2017 09:53 PM (TdMsT)

658 OK, all, think I'll have a bowl of corn flakes and head to bed. Lovely hanging out with you for a while.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2017 09:53 PM (Ki5SV)

659 Posted by: biancaneve at June 05, 2017 09:47 PM (A/iod)

That's great. Was it stored in a cedar chest? What was it stored in?

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 05, 2017 09:53 PM (Ri/rl)

660 Posted by: biancaneve at June 05, 2017 09:47 PM (A/iod)

A lot depends on what materials were used and how they're stored, but you'd be surprised at how long some things last.

There's a tapestry that Queen Elzabeth worked on still extant; she was around with Shakespeare.

Courtney Love somehow who managed to get ahold of museum-quality dresses from the 18th century, fancy ballgowns in some cases, and tore them all apart to in an attempt to become a fashion designer. Appalling.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:54 PM (XF3Xp)

661 Sri Lanka, not Tatanka.
Potawatomi, not Punjabi
Gunna Din, not Running Bear

Posted by: My shame knows no bounds, but I think I am approaching my limits. at June 05, 2017 09:55 PM (0m0zi)

662 Queen Elizabeth I, is what that should read!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2017 09:55 PM (XF3Xp)

663 ONT is Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 05, 2017 09:58 PM (ZgkX8)

664 Forget the CNN typo listing Gloria Borger as "Cheif" Political Analyst during a Covfefe Clatch.

Did they go on for weeks when Obama couldn't spell RESPECT for Aretha? And she spelled it out for him first! I guess he doesn't speak Motownese.

Using a child's moment in the sun as a prop for your Trump obsession is the weird and icky anti-news we've come to expect from the Collusion News Network.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 05, 2017 10:00 PM (Ndje9)

665 @RKae, I had to trot off and listen to Al Stewart's "Roads to Moscow". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_ZG6tRGMYk

As a cadet that wanted to become an Armor officer, the lines....

"Two broken Tigers on fire in the night,
flicker their souls to the wind."

...really had an impact.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at June 05, 2017 10:07 PM (ZBO0C)

666 bath house 50 miles from DC

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 05, 2017 08:53 PM (zv81W)


Did somebody say bathhouse?

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at June 05, 2017 10:20 PM (4A5fG)

667 It might be more accurate to compare Sanskrit to Aramaic, rather than Latin.

Aramaic is another language primarily significant for its connection to the origins of a major religion but also still spoken today as a native language by a small number of people.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 05, 2017 11:48 PM (3YxFh)

668 ABC and all the others going to cover Comey live on Thursday because this is it the moment they've been waiting for when Trump will be killed, disembowled, drawn and quartered, his pieces dipped in boiling tar and placed in gibbets to be hung from the lamp posts in front of Barry and Mooch's new digs.

Barry will then cross town and enter Pennsylvania avenue on the back of an ass, wearing a cloak of gold, his way paved with palm leaves, his face radiant, where his procession will go directly to the White House, where he will be reinstalled by Chief Justice John Roberts.

And all this will be breathlessly narrated by George Stephanopolous and company.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 06, 2017 12:01 AM (U6f54)

669 We need to target this bitch and get her off CNN and we need to do it now. I mean that we have just knocked off Kathy Griffin and now we have this easy target at CNN. We need to strike now and build some momentum with some easy wins right up front.

Posted by: southdakotaboy at June 06, 2017 10:07 AM (NCilI)

670 Little girl's facial expression: "Bitch, what?"

Posted by: baldilocks at June 06, 2017 11:39 AM (VlyWV)

671 This does explain why leftists assume everyone else is secretly racist/sexist/whatever-ist. They're projecting again, and cannot comprehend someone who isn't, much less that *most* people aren't.

Posted by: Saber Alter, rising from the dead at June 06, 2017 04:58 PM (YZ7Go)

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