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I Got Nothing
Well, I guess ace isn't up yet, and the previous thread is getting a little long in the tooth, so to speak. I don't have anything else ready, so here is a dumb Sally Kohn tweet.
Political correctness is simple idea everyone should be treated with equal dignity & respect. It's not cause of terrorism. It's antidote.
— Sally Kohn (@sallykohn) June 4, 2017
Dumbness level = 1 kohn. She's getting hammered in the replies, so that's good. Kohn is the Queen of Dumb. Open thread.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 05, 2017 01:22 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: IP at June 05, 2017 01:22 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Penfold at June 05, 2017 01:23 PM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 05, 2017 01:23 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 05, 2017 01:23 PM (MINbv)
Including conservatives or anyone who disagrees with the left? (looks at college campi)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 01:23 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2017 01:24 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at June 05, 2017 01:24 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: josephistan at June 05, 2017 01:24 PM (7HtZB)
Who among us wants to argue with the hero of China's Cultural Revolution?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 05, 2017 01:24 PM (m9X4Y)
"Please please please let us put all the Thought Leader buzzwords on the cover. Organic, carbon-neutral, green, and whatever else we can fit on there."
Cruelty-free would be fun, too.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On OurApproved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 01:25 PM (B6Pbd)
PC and everything the Left pushes is *training people to NOT react to the odd people/behavior*. They literally are training people to suppress survival instincts.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 01:25 PM (NOIQH)
No wonder why he's pissed. His parents named him Sally. He looks as bad as that Maddow dude
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 01:25 PM (493sH)
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2017 01:25 PM (iS1Cb)
So that means Muslims will be forced to bake gay cakes and anyone who insults Christianity will be legally prosecuted?
Yeah. Didn't think so.
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2017 01:26 PM (i3rHh)
Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2017 01:26 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On OurApproved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 01:26 PM (B6Pbd)
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2017 01:26 PM (iS1Cb)
Posted by: josephistan at June 05, 2017 01:24 PM (7HtZB)
That's proactive compassion to you, bud. You will be made to care.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 05, 2017 01:26 PM (pyNb1)
Posted by: Some damn moron at June 05, 2017 01:27 PM (E8apb)
Posted by: Neil at June 05, 2017 01:27 PM (o5IpL)
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2017 01:27 PM (iS1Cb)
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 05, 2017 01:27 PM (ENQf8)
Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2017 01:27 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Muns at June 05, 2017 01:28 PM (mGzJ1)
Can someone be this stupid an unself-aware?
https://twitter.com/GodfreyElfwick
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 01:28 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 05, 2017 01:28 PM (uBQPh)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2017 01:28 PM (7ZVPa)
sorry truck driving feme that I am I have more respect for Others lifes even Hers than she does.
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2017 01:28 PM (iS1Cb)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2017 01:29 PM (jxbfJ)
Sally, dude.
When you are in an existential fight... you're not treating the aggressor with kindness and politeness. If a mugger were to break in to your abode, I doubt your example would be the guide to your actions.
Twit.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2017 01:29 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 05, 2017 01:29 PM (KUaJL)
PC and everything the Left pushes is *training people to NOT react to the odd people/behavior*. They literally are training people to suppress survival instincts.
So:
"See something- Don't say nothing"
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2017 01:29 PM (5Ev1l)
Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2017 01:26 PM (rmVvL)
---
Re: Violence and getting your way because you want a pony
Even five year olds have this figured out, both with their classmates and with their parents. The jokes have been around for decades (Wilder in the Willy Wonka movie comes to mind).
It's amazing that entire countries full of people who Love Science Sexually think they can operate differently.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On OurApproved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 01:29 PM (B6Pbd)
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 05, 2017 01:29 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 01:30 PM (NOIQH)
Oh! Women are people! Great!
So we can get rid of the gender quotas in hiring and promotion, and the "Lean In" crusade, and Emily's List, and the official set-asides for "women-owned businesses", since we're all just people and we're all in it together. Right? Oh. Not right? Completely wrong? It doesn't imply that at all?
Okay. Never mind.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 05, 2017 01:30 PM (ujwCG)
-- Sally Kohn
--
Let's examine the implementation of that idea at Berkley.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2017 01:30 PM (7ZVPa)
Sally if a guy ever comes into my abode to rape me again. I'll let him know.
I'll start with please be kind and gentle to me.
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2017 01:30 PM (iS1Cb)
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2017 01:30 PM (yfFCr)
I Got Plenty of Nothin'
It Ain't Necessary So (That PC Doesn't Enable Terrorism)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 05, 2017 01:31 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: RS at June 05, 2017 01:31 PM (CNQqJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2017 01:31 PM (B8vRO)
Will Comey's testimony on Thursday show that all of the MSM stories attributed to him are made-up bullshit?
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2017 01:31 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2017 01:31 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at June 05, 2017 01:32 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2017 01:32 PM (lHxkW)
that's how fkn insane this is. talk about a total disconnect from future expectations of Sally's.
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2017 01:32 PM (iS1Cb)
Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at June 05, 2017 01:32 PM (+dsLj)
Yeah, nice bullshit there.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 05, 2017 01:32 PM (eytER)
-- Sally Kohn
Or else they get the sack of bicycle locks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 05, 2017 01:32 PM (Nwg0u)
such a large value that most everyday applications would use nano-Kohns
or micro-Kohns at the dumbest.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 05, 2017 01:29 PM (KUaJL)
I've been using "millikohns" to describe the dumbness level of other dumb tweets.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 05, 2017 01:32 PM (yitdy)
Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2017 01:33 PM (rmVvL)
"See something- Don't say nothing"
See something, embrace it - it makes us stronger!!
Burly, bearded guy in the women's room? Celebrate gender diversity!
Weird jihadi photographing you kid's school, your church? Wave and welcome him to America!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 01:33 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2017 01:33 PM (B8vRO)
Especially Donald Trump.
-- Sally Kohn
--
OK, I may have added that last sentence.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2017 01:33 PM (7ZVPa)
Are we certain Sally Kohn isn't a Troll Performance Artist (tm) along the lines of Godfrey Elfwick?
Can someone be this stupid an unself-aware?
https://twitter.com/GodfreyElfwick
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 01:28 PM (NOIQH)
Depends -which university did he/xir/??? attend?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2017 01:33 PM (jxbfJ)
-- Sally Kohn
------
ha
ha ha
Ha HA
...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
**breathes**
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Donals, Melania, Ivanka, and Barron at June 05, 2017 01:33 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2017 01:34 PM (lHxkW)
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2017 01:30 PM (yfFCr)
She's a lady in waiting.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 05, 2017 01:34 PM (yitdy)
Posted by: Old Roman Graffiti at June 05, 2017 01:34 PM (oVJmc)
-- Sally Kohn
Or else they get the sack of bicycle locks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader
Heh.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 05, 2017 01:34 PM (+lVUW)
-- Sally Kohn
---
I don't twitter, but I'm fairly certain she probably twiddled earlier this week/month/year things that would directly counter her "everyone should be..." position.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On OurApproved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 01:34 PM (B6Pbd)
-- Sally Kohn
Just not you Christ-Tards!
Posted by: Sally K. at June 05, 2017 01:35 PM (oVJmc)
https://twitter.com/GodfreyElfwick/status/871506352279080960
***********************
I wonder if the Call of Duty/Tom Clancy games will be updated with a new mission expansion pack where instead of killing terrorists you walk hand in hand down the street singing Liberace to them.
Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at June 05, 2017 01:35 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 01:35 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Karl Marx at June 05, 2017 01:35 PM (NgKpN)
Femto-Kohns?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2017 01:33 PM (B8vRO)
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Chaka, Chaka, Chaka, Chaka Kohn
I feel for you.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2017 01:35 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: DocJ at June 05, 2017 01:35 PM (7bkOX)
Posted by: Boba Fett's brother, Idduzint at June 05, 2017 01:35 PM (Hc3xo)
https://twitter.com/GodfreyElfwick/status/871506352279080960
Well, given his status as a "Genderqueer Muslim atheist." I can get warm fuzzys knowing that he'll be among the first wave either beheaded or thrown off of the side of a building.
Posted by: Brave New World at June 05, 2017 01:35 PM (cfjq1)
Oh yeah,I wonder what pearls of wisdom Chelsea dropped about all this.
Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2017 01:31 PM (rmVvL)
Check the toilet bowl after eating Taco Bell. Equivalent response.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2017 01:35 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Soona at June 05, 2017 01:35 PM (X+0S1)
Posted by: Pileated Woodpecker at June 05, 2017 01:36 PM (mUsVF)
Not, say, to a duly elected President of the wrong party.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2017 01:36 PM (oVJmc)
Sally, "hey non scary person, "Didn't you know I have been saying totally awesome things to help you?."
terrorists, "oh yeah, so i'll move onto the next assessable clitorectomy, that was not so nice."
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2017 01:36 PM (iS1Cb)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 05, 2017 01:36 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 05, 2017 01:36 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 05, 2017 01:36 PM (ENQf8)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2017 01:37 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2017 01:33 PM (jxbfJ)
---
Florida Memorial. Bachelors in Aeronautical Science.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On OurApproved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 01:37 PM (B6Pbd)
Good news, right?
Well, in SanityVille that would be good news. But this is the Bay Area, where it is considered EVIL and RACIST!!!
Crazy race-baiting lefty nonprofit The Greenlining Institute (which helped to cause the '08 real estate crash, BTW) led a coaltion to successfully PREVENT jobs being brought to Oakland. Why?? Because employment leads to "gentrification":
http://www.sfchronicle.com/news/article/Oakland-coalition-fears-Uber-will-displace-11194991.php
Good: A city filled with the unemployed.
Bad: A city with full employment in high-paying jobs.
Why is that bad? because people with good jobs are no longer part of "the struggle."
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 01:37 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Penfold at June 05, 2017 01:37 PM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: General Zod at June 05, 2017 01:37 PM (Bdeb0)
(How dumb is she?)
Sally Kohn is so dumb, when she meets somebody new she says her name is "Sally Kohn, as in ice cream cone, cuz you can lick it!"
Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2017 01:37 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 05, 2017 01:37 PM (CNHr1)
I see a lot of savages in need of a boot to the backside.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 05, 2017 01:37 PM (X52ZZ)
Too big a unit. Like the farad.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 01:35 PM (SRKgf)
Farad gets a pass because it's derived directly from other SI units.
The Kohn doesn't because it's derived entirely from Sally.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 05, 2017 01:37 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 05, 2017 01:37 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Genderqueer Muslim atheist at June 05, 2017 01:37 PM (B6Pbd)
Sally Kohn, 2017: "Political correctness is simple idea everyone should be treated with equal dignity and respect."
Sally Kohn, 2015: "But it's definitely time to acknowledge and address the violent and criminal actions of young white men as part of a broader, troubling trend that has for too long been overlooked."
Posted by: torquewrench at June 05, 2017 01:37 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2017 01:30 PM (yfFCr)
Give her an award!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 01:38 PM (SRKgf)
(remove the space)
https://twitter.com/ MercenaryforKek/status/871563908808531968
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2017 01:38 PM (jxbfJ)
They want to kill us because we aren't a part of THEIR culture. And if we play nice, we just make it easier for them to kill us.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 05, 2017 01:38 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 05, 2017 01:38 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 01:38 PM (B6Pbd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 05, 2017 01:38 PM (Nwg0u)
-------
Wrestling.
I haven't had to cut weight in almost forty years, but I can still skip eating for a day or two with no ill effects.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2017 01:39 PM (8XRCm)
(How dumb is she?)
Sally Kohn is so dumb, when she meets somebody new she says her name is "Sally Kohn, as in ice cream cone, cuz you can lick it!"
Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2017 01:37 PM (TOk1P)
IT'S FUNNY CUZ YOU LICK THE ICE CREAM OUT OF THE KOHN, NOT THE KHON ITSELF.
Posted by: Ben Rothlessburger at June 05, 2017 01:39 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Penfold at June 05, 2017 01:39 PM (Fbt5B)
fuzzys knowing that he'll be among the first wave either beheaded or
thrown off of the side of a building.
Oh, Godfrey is totally punking Lefties.
I'm amazed that that other gal wants to emulate the 'Whoville on Christmas morn' approach to jihadi attacks.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 01:39 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: torquewrench at June 05, 2017 01:30 PM (ujwCG)
But to be accurate, it must have a second line...
"And Men, are not"...
Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting... at June 05, 2017 01:39 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2017 01:39 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 01:39 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2017 01:40 PM (B8vRO)
half the American people are terrorist to her, but Islam should always be deffered to. because speak nicely will finish the deal?
but speak nice to americans would be What?
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2017 01:40 PM (iS1Cb)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2017 01:40 PM (TOk1P)
The Left obviously hadn't thought that one through. Three thousand well-paid people in downtown Oakland = prey for its current denizens.
It'd be like putting a bunch of poodles in the Kruger National Park.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 01:40 PM (SRKgf)
Has anyone looked into who the top advisors are to the Merkel's, the Brits, the Swede's, etc. All Western countries seem pretty open to Islamic "refugees". We had Ms. Jarret advising Obama for 8 years plus, Ms. Hillary had/has Huma. Both were deeply involved with ME affairs. Is there a similar advisor in the other western countries? If so, does this not invite at least some conversation and questions? Just asking.
Posted by: Just Dave at June 05, 2017 01:40 PM (WqWt1)
Posted by: Literally Hitler, CNN IS ISIS. at June 05, 2017 01:40 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Beldar at June 05, 2017 01:40 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2017 01:40 PM (jxbfJ)
godfrey is the best troll on twitter.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at June 05, 2017 01:41 PM (0O7c5)
Which will fail.
We aren't that teachable.
But some will learn to ignore them and, more importantly, to feel guilty.
So...there are sheep and wolves and sheepdogs...but I think we need a new word for the sheep who throw themselves belly up at the feet of the wolves.
Besides "liberals".
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 05, 2017 01:41 PM (wwL6Q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2017 01:41 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2017 01:41 PM (lHxkW)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 05, 2017 01:41 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2017 01:40 PM (jxbfJ)
Sparkly Magical Identity Politics Bullshit.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 05, 2017 01:41 PM (X52ZZ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2017 01:41 PM (oVJmc)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9zytroj
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 05, 2017 01:42 PM (hMwEB)
(remove the space)
https://twitter.com/ MercenaryforKek/status/871563908808531968
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2017 01:38 PM (jxbfJ)
The most beautiful woman in the world ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 01:42 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2017 01:42 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Abby Normal at June 05, 2017 01:42 PM (cQO95)
Posted by: Meremortal, CNN IS ISIS. at June 05, 2017 01:43 PM (3myMJ)
List of exceptions...
The "President" and it's knuckle-dragging supporters
Conservatives
Christians
White Males
Any inconveniently conceived "clump of cells"
And others - check back daily for updates as the list changes regularly
Posted by: DocJ at June 05, 2017 01:43 PM (7bkOX)
It is hilarious. DPRK News is good and of course "Sean Spicier".
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 05, 2017 01:43 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 01:43 PM (PNcou)
Louise Mensch
Peace my dear Muslim brothers and sisters. We know PutinRF funds ISIS Al Qaeda and Assad. We hold him responsible. Not you. #Solidarity
6:56 PM - 3 Jun 2017
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 05, 2017 01:43 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2017 01:43 PM (B8vRO)
Gene-splive a warthog and a Rottweiler, release into Middle East.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2017 01:40 PM (B8vRO)
A dog armed with an M61 Vulcan? That's the plot to Transformers 8!
Posted by: Michael Bay at June 05, 2017 01:43 PM (7HtZB)
The dumbness of Kohn, in vacuo (in Twittero?)...
Theoretically, nothing can surpass that level of dumbness, as though the very concept of dumbness begins to break down at such levels...
The dumbness alters the very metric of space-time, asymptotically.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2017 01:43 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Leeotis at June 05, 2017 01:43 PM (6pPTB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2017 01:44 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 05, 2017 01:44 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2017 01:41 PM (oVJmc)
Every shriek of every shrieking leftist could be rewritten as "I hate you daddy!" and still convey the exact same feeling. In each of them is a 6 year old throwing a tantrum. That's the soul and essence of leftism. Rejecting the rational world, and imagining that reality will bend to their will if they just believe hard enough.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 05, 2017 01:44 PM (X52ZZ)
-- Sally Kohn
--
With the obvious exception of those who engage in what we define as hate speech, you know, speech we disagree with.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2017 01:44 PM (7ZVPa)
http://tinyurl.com/ydybx9aj
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2017 01:45 PM (qES5k)
----
And 100 Kohns = One Grifith.
and a thousand Griffiths = one milli Dunham
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2017 01:45 PM (8XRCm)
and assaulting anyone who disagrees with that, you fascists
Posted by: mallfly the expert at June 05, 2017 01:45 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 05, 2017 01:45 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 05, 2017 01:45 PM (ENQf8)
(remove the space)
https://twitter.com/ MercenaryforKek/status/871563908808531968
-
That's like 1000 Kohns of ugly.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 05, 2017 01:45 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 05, 2017 01:45 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2017 01:45 PM (iS1Cb)
Joy Reid?
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 05, 2017 01:45 PM (OD2ni)
Filet-o-fish and Tennessee Ernie Coates wept.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 05, 2017 01:45 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2017 01:42 PM (qES5k)
Oh no, I think that is fundamentally wrong. I think it is getting harder and harder to believe one who calls himself a Muslim actually does, indeed, believe in God.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2017 01:45 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 05, 2017 01:44 PM (LTHVh)
Now THAT would be a hate crime. /leftist
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 01:45 PM (SRKgf)
https://twitter.com/GodfreyElfwick/status/871506352279080960
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 01:30 PM (NOIQH)
I thought it was going to be one of his satire statements. Instead he's a broken man because he can't out-satire the idiocy.
Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at June 05, 2017 01:45 PM (J70i0)
I don't think she's physically unattractive. I just have never seen a picture of her smiling.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2017 01:45 PM (qES5k)
That's some enlightened child-rearing right there...
Posted by: General Zod at June 05, 2017 01:46 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2017 01:42 PM (qES5k)
The Japanese found a way.
http://www.engrish.com/2005/08/ymca/
Posted by: josephistan at June 05, 2017 01:46 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 01:42 PM (SRKgf)
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Between her and Chelsea, how are we to choose?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 01:46 PM (PNcou)
The dumbness alters the very metric of space-time, asymptotically.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2017 01:43 PM (AURKQ)
Once you reach the Kohn Horizon of dumbness, you're saying there's a singularity of stupidity from which no intelligent thought can emerge?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 05, 2017 01:46 PM (KUaJL)
A few years back, in Portland, Oregon, the Trader Joe's firm bought a weedy vacant lot full of empty rotgut bottles and used needles. Announced they were opening a spiffy new store.
After endless protests by the bike-path left about how it would "gentrify" the area, the firm said, fine, screw all of you, we're not opening the store.
As far as I know, it's still a weedy vacant lot full of empty rotgut bottles and used needles.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 05, 2017 01:46 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 05, 2017 01:46 PM (QM5S2)
I am so sorry my dear Muslim brothers and sisters. we will make PutinRF pay for this #ActiveMeasures #Nazis #LondonBridge
6:54 PM - 3 Jun 2017
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 05, 2017 01:46 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2017 01:42 PM (qES5k)
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I would think once being a Muslim and leaving is right at the top of the headchoppers list.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2017 01:46 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 05, 2017 01:46 PM (LTHVh)
Peace my dear Muslim brothers and sisters. We know PutinRF funds ISIS Al Qaeda and Assad. We hold him responsible. Not you. #Solidarity
6:56 PM - 3 Jun 2017
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 05, 2017 01:43 PM (ul9CR)
Please tell me that's a joke because the stupid would have to be galactic level
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 01:46 PM (493sH)
The likes of her always tell us how smart and chosen they are ....
Posted by: Wontsubmit at June 05, 2017 01:46 PM (122Gu)
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2017 01:47 PM (iS1Cb)
You haven't watched "The View" in the last decade or so, apparently.
Posted by: DocJ at June 05, 2017 01:47 PM (7bkOX)
http://www.dailynews.com/social-affairs/20170604/ 75-of-black-california-boys-dont-meet-state-reading-standards
Wait -- did I say "up"? I meant A COMPLETE FUCKING DISASTER:
75% of black California boys don’t meet state reading standards
"Three of four African-American boys in California classrooms failed to meet reading and writing standards on the most recent round of testing, according to data obtained from the state Department of Education and analyzed by CALmatters.
...
But the reading data is sobering. As early as fourth grade, for example, nearly 80 percent of black boys failed to meet state reading standards. "
Keep in mind this is AFTER they had significantly dumbed-down the statewide tests in prior years, in an attempt to hide the problem last time.
So, what could the explanation be? Well, trot out the tried-and-true excuse -- all education in California is RACIST because it isn't sufficiently Afrocentric:
""Part of this may be structural, in having texts that aren't relevant to the experiences and legacy of African-American boys," said Chris Chatmon, founding executive director of the African-American Male Achievement program at the Oakland Unified School District."
Note that the California state curriculum is so overwhelmingly afrocentric already, after decades of this excuse being blamed and then "fixing" the problem by making instruction more and more and more and more about "the black experience," that there's basically no way to make it even more afrocentric, except to push out all the gay-centric and Latino-centric stuff.
But wait -- there's also this excuse proffered up in the article:
"A second explanation holds that cultural norms involving masculinity and reading may be at play—that it’s not considered manly to read and write or even excel academically."
By Jove, that's it! Toxic masculinity is to blame. "He-Man not read! He-Man kill!"
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 01:47 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 05, 2017 01:44 PM (LTHVh)
And within YARDS of where the English Sword Master, George Silver, once taught....
But that is what happens when you totally disarm the populace, and TRAIN them NOT to fight...
Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting..... so far I might fall over at June 05, 2017 01:47 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: mallfly the expert at June 05, 2017 01:47 PM (ILitO)
that site's always good for a chuckle.
Posted by: General Zod at June 05, 2017 01:47 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 01:47 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2017 01:45 PM (iS1Cb)
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.
Not everyone can be saved. If someone doesn't want to be helped, there's nothing you can do to help them.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 05, 2017 01:47 PM (X52ZZ)
Just a reminder that Friday is #BringYourFriendToWork day. To fight the stigma of menstruation everyone should bring a Tampax to work and leave it on your desk all day. Unless you're like a waitress, or something. Then you leave it in front of your dinners.
Join with me! Let's fight back against the tide of ignorance that half the population faces!
Posted by: Chealsea Clinton at June 05, 2017 01:47 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 05, 2017 01:44 PM (X52ZZ)
I hate you too, Princess.
Posted by: Daddy at June 05, 2017 01:48 PM (SRKgf)
Sally if a guy ever comes into my abode to rape me again. I'll let him know.
I'll start with please be kind and gentle to me.
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2017 01:30 PM (iS1Cb)
I'm impressed that you could engrave that whole sentence on a 45ACP round. Or did you cheat and just engrave the acronym?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2017 01:48 PM (LLzS4)
Sadly, that's from Mensch's verified Twitter account.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 05, 2017 01:48 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 05, 2017 01:48 PM (OD2ni)
It wouldn't shock me to find out she's throwing red meat to get a response. No one does it better.
But she believes most of it, if not every last bit of it.
I mean, really, equal dignity is not going to stop terrorism.
I'm sure she really believes we have to give people lots of money, too.
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 05, 2017 01:48 PM (wwL6Q)
Peace my dear Muslim brothers and sisters. We know PutinRF funds ISIS Al Qaeda and Assad. We hold him responsible. Not you. #Solidarity
6:56 PM - 3 Jun 2017
Lousie, I missed HILLARY, (Benghazi) being included in that mental mind fk.
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2017 01:48 PM (iS1Cb)
Posted by: Chealsea Clinton at June 05, 2017 01:47 PM (HTdUD)
Uh, Chelsea, it's the male half facing that tide.
Good girl. Here's an award.
Posted by: Daddy at June 05, 2017 01:48 PM (SRKgf)
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maybe it moves you behind the regular atheists on the death lists
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 01:48 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 05, 2017 01:49 PM (hJrjt)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbNtB1yLcJA
Jess was just another girl with guitar trying to get views on YouTube until she did a little makeup and changed her top.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 05, 2017 01:49 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 05, 2017 01:49 PM (ARzf8)
Peace my dear Muslim brothers and sisters. We know PutinRF funds ISIS Al Qaeda and Assad. We hold him responsible. Not you. #Solidarity
6:56 PM - 3 Jun 2017
WTF is her story?
Posted by: Daddy at June 05, 2017 01:49 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 05, 2017 01:49 PM (uBQPh)
but I digress
"Political correctness is simple idea everyone should be treated with equal dignity respect."
nowhere does this statement suggest that you can't attack people who don't live up to Sally's standard
Posted by: mallfly the expert at June 05, 2017 01:49 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 01:49 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2017 01:49 PM (iS1Cb)
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 05, 2017 01:48 PM (OD2ni)
So do the victims of Muslim violence do the hands up don't shoot thing?
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 05, 2017 01:50 PM (hJrjt)
instincts. Just look at the kids who huddled in tents as that Norwegian
monster methodically set about killing them on that island. Or the Brits
who sheltered in place as the Jihadis killed."
Visible in America, too.
On 9/11, the authorities announced over the public address systems in the burning Twin Towers that everything was under control, and that all of the occupants of the two structures should sit tight while the NYFD put the fires out.
Which most of the victims obediently did.
The only people who lived through it were the ones who thought to themselves, "This is *so* much bullshit I can't even," and immediately headed for the exit stairs.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 05, 2017 01:50 PM (ujwCG)
...the bastards!
Posted by: General Zod at June 05, 2017 01:50 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 05, 2017 01:49 PM (hJrjt)
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Short, green, bald, big ears and you talk funny.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2017 01:50 PM (8XRCm)
So, am I short and ugly or all wise and shit?
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 05, 2017 01:49 PM (hJrjt)
Use peculiar syntax, you do.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 01:50 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: mallfly the expert at June 05, 2017 01:50 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 05, 2017 01:50 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2017 01:50 PM (B8vRO)
Posted by: Chealsea Clinton at June 05, 2017 01:47 PM (HTdUD)
Oh dear, you face ignorance every time you look in a mirror. Ugliness too
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 01:51 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 05, 2017 01:51 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 01:47 PM (DQ4Fv)
or.... could it be... because they don't allow Boys to read stuff boys would WANT to read?
Look at the reading lists... and you will see why... all PC and Girly crap.
Want Boys to be interested in Readin? Let me go teach them some Kipling... or Edgar Rice Burroughs... or thousands of other MALE authors who wrote for MEN...
Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting..... so far I might fall over at June 05, 2017 01:51 PM (NgKpN)
And she's pretty, too! Not "regular pretty," but at least "British pretty."
Posted by: Neville Chamberlain at June 05, 2017 01:51 PM (7RqXg)
Reminds me of a childhood friend who was living in San Francisco area. Was doing well and kids were in fancy private school. Gets a divorce and has to send them to public school. Public school is now pretty much the island of misfit toys because anyone who cares for their kids is sending them to private school. Also, public school is primarily immigrant students/Spanish-speaking; this is who they catered to. It was a disaster, and within a year moved to WA.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 01:51 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 05, 2017 01:44 PM (LTHVh)
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It will be interesting if this eventually has the opposite effect and we start watching the same guys who will beat the sh*t out of one another over a soccer match beginning to carry lots of "walking" sticks or plumbing equipment when they go out.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 01:51 PM (B6Pbd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 05, 2017 01:51 PM (PY9jH)
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Free education provided by the government, and this is the result.
So, by all means, let's put them in charge of health care.
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2017 01:51 PM (i3rHh)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2017 01:51 PM (J+eG2)
So, am I short and ugly or all wise and shit?
Talk funny you do.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 05, 2017 01:51 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 05, 2017 01:51 PM (2RNmR)
I'm convinced she knows she's lying.
Beyond that and for what reasons....don't know.
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 05, 2017 01:52 PM (wwL6Q)
The Kohn Event.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2017 01:52 PM (+X43N)
Late to the thread. I'm sure someone's mentioned ISIS would happily throw her off a tall building. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 05, 2017 01:50 PM (PY9jH)
Gotcha covered at 84...
Posted by: General Zod at June 05, 2017 01:52 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 05, 2017 01:47 PM (X52ZZ)
truer words, yet i'm such a idiot, I know I will still try.
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2017 01:52 PM (iS1Cb)
But dumb as bricks.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 05, 2017 01:52 PM (ENQf8)
Which will fail.
We aren't that teachable.
But some will learn to ignore them and, more importantly, to feel guilty.
So...there are sheep and wolves and sheepdogs...but I think we need a new word for the sheep who throw themselves belly up at the feet of the wolves.
Besides "liberals".
We should call them "gene pool cleansers" hopefully they do this thing before they breed.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 05, 2017 01:52 PM (uBQPh)
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 01:52 PM (B6Pbd)
America is lucky better than good, and for one godsent reason; Hispanics are culturally and spiritually western-Catholic.
Posted by: 13times at June 05, 2017 01:52 PM (WHVu+)
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2017 01:52 PM (iS1Cb)
Posted by: Ace's alarm clock at June 05, 2017 01:52 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting..... so far I might fall over at June 05, 2017 01:51 PM (NgKpN)
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JACK EFFIN LONDON!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2017 01:53 PM (8XRCm)
But we were so certain that immersion in the collected works of Joyce Carol Oates would speak deeply to the homeboys.
A deep dive, as it were, into _Brokeback Mountain_.
Where did it all go so wrong?
Posted by: torquewrench at June 05, 2017 01:53 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 05, 2017 01:53 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 05, 2017 01:48 PM (OD2ni)
Oh yes, "hands up, don't shoot." That's so quaint, so 2014/15.
Having a picture now, of you doing it then, is embarrassing like that photo of you in parachute pants.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2017 01:53 PM (TOk1P)
Louise Mensch
Peace my dear Muslim brothers and sisters. We know PutinRF funds ISIS Al Qaeda and Assad. We hold him responsible. Not you. #Solidarity
6:56 PM - 3 Jun 2017
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 05, 2017 01:43 PM (ul9CR)
That's at least a kilokohn.
Posted by: rickl at June 05, 2017 01:53 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 05, 2017 01:53 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2017 01:53 PM (rmVvL)
Wrong!
The correct measurement is "1,000 milliKohn."
Since no other human can equal it.
Posted by: Ronzoni at June 05, 2017 01:53 PM (YmsT5)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 05, 2017 01:54 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe Achiever at June 05, 2017 01:54 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
People keep saying that.
People keep promising that.
Ain't seeing it.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2017 01:54 PM (+X43N)
(Yeh, I'm a blog slut, but my heart belongs with the Horde)
" The answer to terrorism CANNOT be to throw away our values."
What the hell does this sentence even mean?
If our values are that no person has the right to end the life of another human being without due process..
If our values are that all persons are created equal, with immutable God Given Rights, which we recognize and protect..
If our values are that a person has the right to follow their religious faith, to include the right to not have a religion..
If our values are that women have equal rights with men, to include the right to leave their home without a male family escort..
If our values are that a gay person has the right to live without fear of being cast off the roof of a building..
If our values are that we value innocent life, and do not wage war specifically against civilians, women and children..
Shit, the list of areas where this babbling twat-waffle collides with reality is virtually endless.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2017 01:54 PM (J+eG2)
Besides "liberals".
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Might I suggest "fainting goats".
How that bit of genetic behavior in the face of danger propagates the species I have no clue.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2017 01:54 PM (8XRCm)
But we were so certain that immersion in the collected works of Joyce Carol Oates would speak deeply to the homeboys.
A deep dive, as it were, into _Brokeback Mountain_.
Maya Angelou, FTW!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 01:54 PM (SRKgf)
A week or so ago there was a Milo Y. tweet of a selfie of him and Louise Mensch where he implied she was trolling, by exaggerating the Lefty conspiracy theories to an extreme to highlight the crazy. I still think she really may be crazy.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 01:54 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 01:55 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 05, 2017 01:55 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2017 01:55 PM (aMlLZ)
He's hilarious.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 05, 2017 01:55 PM (hMwEB)
So, am I short and ugly or all wise and shit?
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 05, 2017 01:49 PM (hJrjt)
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Are you old and green?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 05, 2017 01:55 PM (vg8iE)
I am so sorry my dear Muslim brothers and sisters. we will make PutinRF pay for this #ActiveMeasures #Nazis#LondonBridge
6:54 PM - 3 Jun 2017
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 05, 2017 01:46 PM (ul9CR)
Rootin' tootin' Putin. There's nothing he can't do. And how did Nazis get involved?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 01:55 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2017 01:55 PM (2Mnv1)
this is who they catered to. It was a disaster, and within a year moved
to WA."
Moved to Washington state. To escape leftist educrats.
I seem to recall an old saying about situations of this sort.
Frying pans and fires. Something along those lines. It's on the tip of my tongue. Wait, hold up, it'll come to me.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 05, 2017 01:56 PM (ujwCG)
That's totally unfair. In the absence of first hand information that tells you otherwise, if the Fire Department requests you to remain on your floor , there is no reason not to listen to them.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 05, 2017 01:56 PM (+P27u)
Posted by: redbanzai at June 05, 2017 01:56 PM (3JA/M)
ette has book on $1.99 sale! Deal with the Devil
and I have freebies from last Friday
link in nic
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 05, 2017 01:56 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2017 01:56 PM (B8vRO)
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Posted by: Ace's Alarm Clock at June 05, 2017 01:56 PM (QSnbM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 05, 2017 01:57 PM (Nwg0u)
So, am I short and ugly or all wise and shit?
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 05, 2017 01:49 PM (hJrjt)
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Are you old and green?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 05, 2017 01:55 PM (vg8iE)
I think I better check the mirror.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 05, 2017 01:57 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 01:47 PM (DQ4Fv)
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The unfortunate part is this is probably only slightly greater than the demographic's overall performance across the nation.
IIRC half the adults in the United States can't read an 8th grade book.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 01:57 PM (B6Pbd)
So, am I short and ugly or all wise and shit?
Talk funny you do.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 05, 2017 01:51 PM (LTHVh)
Or.... short... green... and will be in a position of power where he makes decisions which will destroy an entire 1000 year old Civilization, and end up living in a swamp until he dies...
Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting..... so far I might fall over at June 05, 2017 01:57 PM (NgKpN)
Fuck, why did I bother? (Sobs.)
Posted by: William of Ockham at June 05, 2017 01:57 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 05, 2017 01:57 PM (PY9jH)
Most predators will not eat carrion.
Playing possum comes to mind.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2017 01:58 PM (+X43N)
I posted that last night. The answer OF COURSE is to pay public school teachers more.
Posted by: mallfly the expert at June 05, 2017 01:58 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Soona at June 05, 2017 01:58 PM (X+0S1)
So, am I short and ugly or all wise and shit?
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 05, 2017 01:49 PM (hJrjt)
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Get him to clarify. If it's the jumping around Yoda, it was an insult. If it was swamp Yoda, it was a compliment.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 01:58 PM (B6Pbd)
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2017 01:58 PM (iS1Cb)
http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B071NQQMPK
Or maybe this one?
http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B014BTSEYO
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2017 01:58 PM (B8vRO)
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A feature, not a bug.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 05, 2017 01:59 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Sponge at June 05, 2017 01:59 PM (xttKs)
His matching buttplug has Mylar Tassles.
Can you ride a bike while wearing Crocs?
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2017 01:59 PM (CfVU4)
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Hell, this place only occasionally posts MILF porn and I read it anyway.
Buck up, snowflakes.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 01:59 PM (B6Pbd)
"Part of this may be structural, in having texts that aren't relevant to the experiences and legacy of African-American boys"
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So unless you are an Elizabethan lad in fruity tights you are unable to understand Shakespeare?
Sounds like the soft bigotry of diminished expectations to me.
Posted by: redbanzai at June 05, 2017 02:00 PM (3JA/M)
Or most of Dickens, for that matter.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 05, 2017 02:00 PM (ENQf8)
Love it.
>>How that bit of genetic behavior in the face of danger propagates the species I have no clue.
Well, I don't know about the actual goats, but here...
It's like how to survive a bear attack. You don't have to outrun the bear, just outrun your friend.
Need to have some fainting goats around to occupy the wolves so the sheepdogs can get the sheep to safety.
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 05, 2017 02:00 PM (wwL6Q)
I think she knows her only way to rise above the herd is to go as far as possible.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2017 02:00 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: IanDeal at June 05, 2017 02:00 PM (JhHPx)
Political correctness is the antidote to that Constitution. That's why liberals prefer PC.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 05, 2017 02:01 PM (m6qV1)
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Because we all know EVERY black boy has the exact same experience. Exact. There is no deviation. There is no variation.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 05, 2017 02:01 PM (vg8iE)
Balkanization. The goal of every Leftist.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2017 02:01 PM (oVJmc)
I mean it's not like she's talking to her friend that might be muslim, She is speaking after several have been murdered (IGNORE THE THOUSANDS) she doesn't say instead, hey dude'or ette, perhaps you guys need to hold back on the murdering of people.
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2017 02:01 PM (iS1Cb)
Sounds like the soft bigotry of diminished expectations to me.
Posted by: redbanzai at June 05, 2017 02:00 PM (3JA/M)
Actually... Romeo and Juliet is ALL about a Gang Fight...
Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting..... so far I might fall over at June 05, 2017 02:01 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2017 02:02 PM (B8vRO)
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Old and busted: reading, 'riting, and 'rithmatic.
New hotness: rape, rioting, and robbery.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 05, 2017 02:02 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: golfman at June 05, 2017 02:02 PM (SchFD)
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That's because you possess what is known as "integrity."
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 05, 2017 02:02 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 05, 2017 02:02 PM (OVJcF)
How did Sally get her gig? As an average member of the horde, I'm at
least 6 standard deviations smarter than she is, but I'm relegated to
ranting on Ace of Spades.<<<
Blowjobs, Smartypants!
Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2017 02:02 PM (2Mnv1)
wut? skip has a 'place'? "
F'n auto-cucumber.....
"Zip's place"
AKA
weaselzippers.us
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2017 02:02 PM (J+eG2)
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You may be onto something here.
Heather Has Two Mommies
The Paper Bag Princess
Daddys Roomate
One Dad, Two Dads, Brown Dad, Blue Dad
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2017 02:03 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 05, 2017 02:01 PM (vg8iE)
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It would be lots of fun to get them to tell us what they think little Black boys want to read about.
Go on, (D)s. Tell us.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 02:03 PM (B6Pbd)
Posted by: IP at June 05, 2017 02:03 PM (UmSfZ)
So, am I short and ugly or all wise and shit?
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does someone have their arm shoved up your ass?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 05, 2017 02:03 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2017 02:03 PM (J+eG2)
Simple Sally doesn't seem to understand that 'politeness' at the end of a gun or under a boot really isn't 'politeness,' just like 'charity.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2017 02:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 05, 2017 02:03 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 05, 2017 02:00 PM (wwL6Q)
so right, but how horrible. nah I just can't do it, not even sally, or loiuse, the shtupped idiot.
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2017 02:03 PM (iS1Cb)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 05, 2017 02:02 PM (OVJcF)
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For eight or nine years now.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 02:03 PM (B6Pbd)
No it's not. it's the oppressive ideology that no one should be able to think or speak FREELY and your freedoms stop where feelings begin.
Posted by: Sponge at June 05, 2017 02:04 PM (xttKs)
Political correctness is the antidote to that Constitution. That's why liberals prefer PC.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 05, 2017 02:01 PM (m6qV1)
Uh.... no... The Constitution is all about we are all equal under the Law, and what said laws can do...
Dignity and Respect have nothing to do with the Constitution.... trying to put those IN is how they dilute the Constitution....
Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting..... so far I might fall over at June 05, 2017 02:04 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2017 02:04 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: IP
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Whew! What a friggin' relief!
I hate that guy!
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2017 02:04 PM (i3rHh)
Respect, which the left is demanding all the time, is earned. No way I do that. That is reserved for people that have dome something out of the ordinary.
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2017 02:05 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2017 02:03 PM (oVJmc
yes, but they cn't seem to get it, we aren't asking for everyone to be sought out, but those that 'visit' jihadi lessons' are sure a sign!
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2017 02:05 PM (iS1Cb)
Posted by: Sponge at June 05, 2017 02:05 PM (xttKs)
She attracts attention for the same reason people slow down to gawp at a car wreck.
Posted by: William of Ockham at June 05, 2017 02:05 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 05, 2017 02:02 PM (OVJcF)
.................
works fine for me..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 05, 2017 02:05 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2017 02:05 PM (B8vRO)
Posted by: um..... at June 05, 2017 02:05 PM (PBhCj)
Respect, which the left is demanding all the time, is earned. No way I do that. That is reserved for people that have dome something out of the ordinary.
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Well said.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 05, 2017 02:05 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: The fish......in the barrel at June 05, 2017 02:05 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 05, 2017 02:05 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting..... so far I might fall over at June 05, 2017 02:01 PM (NgKpN)
And Taming of the Shrew is every mean-girl, teenage drama ever (shout out to 10 Things I Hate About You).
Why, it's almost like there are common threads to the human experience that can be illuminated by old, dead white guys. It's almost as if
Posted by: redbanzai at June 05, 2017 02:06 PM (3JA/M)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 02:06 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2017 02:06 PM (oVJmc)
So sad, but true. 'Jacob's New Dress' - a heartwarming story ( I cried ) should be required reading for African-American boys.
Posted by: Chealsea Clinton at June 05, 2017 02:06 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2017 02:04 PM (oVJmc)
well nice to know I could also get a job .
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2017 02:07 PM (iS1Cb)
-- Sally Kohn
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Actually political correctness is the polar opposite of this.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2017 02:07 PM (7ZVPa)
Um no. Treating everyone equally (by government) is what we used to call equality under the law. The entire premise of discrimination law, racial grievance causes, affirmative action, preferential contracts for Wimmen owned business, creating definitions of "hate speech" and "hate crimes" is entirely the opposite: creating specially protected classes with additional and different rules imposed on everyone else.
And "treating" ? Who exactly is "treating" people the same or differently in the politically correct world of today. Individuals choosing to voluntarily treat people of different backgrounds the same? That wouldn't be such a problem. The reality is that PC has reached into law, and created de facto law in every HR Department to enforcing such behavior (as you would interpret equal treatment) over the objections of individuals who would choose to exercise their right to treat different people according to their own perceptions. This is like saying "What's wrong with ice cream?" When you really mean to put me in jail if I order cake.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 05, 2017 02:07 PM (QtQaN)
Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at June 05, 2017 02:07 PM (oVJmc)
Heather Has Two Mommies
The Paper Bag Princess
Daddys Roomate
One Dad, Two Dads, Brown Dad, Blue Dad
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2017 02:03 PM (8XRCm)
You mean the "Dad" part?
Posted by: William of Ockham at June 05, 2017 02:07 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: spypeach at June 05, 2017 02:07 PM (ZuTnR)
LOL! Somewhat less dessicated, though.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 02:07 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2017 02:07 PM (iS1Cb)
Posted by: IP at June 05, 2017 02:03 PM (UmSfZ)
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Next stop -- Cleveland.
Posted by: Soona at June 05, 2017 02:07 PM (X+0S1)
But we were so certain that immersion in the collected works of Joyce Carol Oates would speak deeply to the homeboys.
A deep dive, as it were, into _Brokeback Mountain_.
Maya Angelou, FTW!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
We jest, but in truth these kids literally cannot read. The "fourth-grade reading test" has now ben dumbed down to what used to be considered 2nd-grade or even 1st-grade level -- i.e. ultra-rudimentary skills like being able to recognize letters and letter-groupings, and "comprehension" ratings at the pre-Dr.-Suess level: "Pat sat on hat" type stuff. And even at this level, 80% of fourth graders failed -- not just that they did poorly, but completely failed the test.
They are miles and miles from getting to any text, like Jack London or Maya Angelou or Rudyard Kipling -- that has any cultural content whatsoever, much less was written for adults.
If they can read "Dick and Jane ran up the hill," they sure as heck also would not be able to read "Tyrone and Lakisha ran up the hill." The "afrocentric experience"-ness of the text is completely irrelevant to this situation, as is it "appeal to masculinity."
What's happening is that schools have basically stopped imparting, basic, fundamental skill of any sort. Because that time is time on self-esteem boosting and identity politics.
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 02:08 PM (DQ4Fv)
Sounds like the soft bigotry of diminished expectations to me.
Posted by: redbanzai at June 05, 2017 02:00 PM (3JA/M)
Actually... Romeo and Juliet is ALL about a Gang Fight...
Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting..... so far I might fall over at June 05, 2017 02:01 PM (NgKpN)
*****
Yo! Mercutio, my blade be cuttin' three ways...deep, wide and often!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2017 02:08 PM (3kWeg)
I have no doubt that generations of Filipinos have donated and worked to make that church as beautiful as they could. And these evil little shits come along.
I wish I could type what I want to happen to them. Just summarize with "burn in hell."
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 05, 2017 02:08 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: George Takei at June 05, 2017 02:08 PM (SRKgf)
Bent shitcan lid, and a Butt Kit full of used Kools.
My top offer, take it, or leave it.
Posted by: Any other NFL Team at June 05, 2017 02:08 PM (J+eG2)
But they are doing it to themselves! And trying to convince others to do it.
It's the EU letting in large number of 'refugees' while we limit it.
We tried to tell them...
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 05, 2017 02:08 PM (wwL6Q)
Posted by: Sally Kaaaahn at June 05, 2017 02:08 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2017 02:08 PM (B8vRO)
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So unless you are an Elizabethan lad in fruity tights you are unable to understand Shakespeare?
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Many years ago, when I was a defense attorney, I represented a 15 year old black kid who robbed a convenience store with a handgun. He was convicted and sentenced to Youth Offender System, an alternative to prison for youth charged as adults. Once there, he became a star student of Shakesleare!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 05, 2017 02:08 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 01:25 PM (NOIQH)
Most right, Lizzy.
I recall watching a youtube vid wherein a single white male is walking down a sidewalk bordered by a chain link fence. Ahead in the distance 4 "urban yutes" round the corner headed his direction. He sees them, hesitates for a moments, you can see him look across the street momentarily as if he's contemplating crossing, but then he resumes his former pace right into an ass beating that left him shoeless, pantsless and senseless.
The lesson? His gut told him he's walking into thugs and bad things were going to happen, and his PC filled head told him no, those were bad thoughts, mustn't judge based on looks, etc.
Reality proved one of those things right, though this sort of thing probably happens in this big country a dozen times a day, but caught beautifully on film this one time.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 05, 2017 02:08 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 02:09 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2017 02:07 PM (iS1Cb)
Tempting, but I'll decline. Just gave myself a mani/pedi so I can't bite my own :-/
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 02:09 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Sally Kohn at June 05, 2017 02:09 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2017 02:09 PM (iS1Cb)
Posted by: dananjcon at June 05, 2017 02:09 PM (WLK0w)
So...how did previous generations learn to read?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2017 02:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 05, 2017 02:10 PM (m6qV1)
Anyone remember when Gillette gave away Jerry Kramer's book , Instant Replay, as a promotion with purchase of their product. Had to be around 1969, 1970. Dad gave it to me. Wasn't really meant for a kid.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 05, 2017 02:10 PM (OVJcF)
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 02:03 PM (B6Pbd)
They don't want to read. ..
WZ - Thug Flashing Money on Facebook Live is busted for Selling Drugs
First 45 seconds is unintelligible. Money shot at :58
"Sh*t don't stop, man. Shit don't stop....first of the month..." OH! *Eddie Murphy's Mr Robinson look. Priceless
http://bit.ly/2qQGTKX
Posted by: golfman at June 05, 2017 02:11 PM (SchFD)
they don't believe in the true God, they follow doctrines from a demon.
Posted by: booknlass at June 05, 2017 02:11 PM (v7o4i)
Posted by: Sally Kaaaahn at June 05, 2017 02:11 PM (vtcmf)
Ace must think it's Memorial Day Part II?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 05, 2017 02:11 PM (rTCJ6)
Gotta watch the video, yo.
http://tinyurl.com/y889ml6l
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2017 02:11 PM (J+eG2)
but i'll still be a biter. because the news just screws with my nails, just that much.
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2017 02:11 PM (iS1Cb)
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 05, 2017 02:11 PM (ENQf8)
Cleveland? I can't think that they would do it, they're still pretty damn sore from being told by the NFL that they had to take Manziel.
Posted by: IP at June 05, 2017 02:11 PM (UmSfZ)
10 Maddows = 1 Olberman
10 Olbermans = 1 Colbert
Know your units of stupidity/suckitude
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 05, 2017 02:12 PM (6n332)
I just read on Drudge one of the London Bridge stabbers threw a BBQ for friends and neighbors shortly before going all stabby.
A BBQ?? Da Fuq??
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2017 02:12 PM (8XRCm)
First 45 seconds is unintelligible. Money shot at :58 "
Great minds...
And shit.
Laughed my ass off.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2017 02:12 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2017 02:12 PM (rmVvL)
so Megan Kelly's debut was a big flop, eh?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 05, 2017 02:13 PM (rTCJ6)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 01:25 PM (NOIQH)
Most right, Lizzy.
I recall watching a youtube vid wherein a single white male is walking down a sidewalk bordered by a chain link fence. Ahead in the distance 4 "urban yutes" round the corner headed his direction. He sees them, hesitates for a moments, you can see him look across the street momentarily as if he's contemplating crossing, but then he resumes his former pace right into an ass beating that left him shoeless, pantsless and senseless.
The lesson? His gut told him he's walking into thugs and bad things were going to happen, and his PC filled head told him no, those were bad thoughts, mustn't judge based on looks, etc.
Reality proved one of those things right, though this sort of thing probably happens in this big country a dozen times a day, but caught beautifully on film this one time.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 05, 2017 02:08 PM (z79tQ)
There's a book, which I haven't read, which speaks about the value of fear to survival.
Vague fear can be, and often is, a signal that something your surroundings is very wrong. But healthy fear is being trained out of people.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 05, 2017 02:13 PM (hJrjt)
Great. I guess I will stay off Twitter the rest of the day and not deal with the tolerant liberals attacking her appearance.
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 05, 2017 02:13 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 05, 2017 02:13 PM (rTCJ6)
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who?
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2017 02:13 PM (8XRCm)
All is forgiven if one dies a martyr killing kufars. Just ask Attah in Hell about his time in a strip club before 9/11.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2017 02:13 PM (B8vRO)
or just no srsly i'm your bud. no really.like the guy who eats you/ but without news telling you he will.
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2017 02:14 PM (iS1Cb)
Muslims are by nature Athiests.
Posted by: booknlass at June 05, 2017 02:11 PM (v7o4i)
Easy, chief--we don't want their company any more than you do.
Posted by: General Zod at June 05, 2017 02:14 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: golfman at June 05, 2017 02:14 PM (SchFD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2017 02:14 PM (B8vRO)
but i'll still be a biter. because the news just screws with my nails, just that much.
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2017 02:11 PM (iS1Cb)
Yeah, when mine aren't done and I'm reading bad news, it's the nibbling of the cuticles, at the very least.
And there's always bad news.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 02:15 PM (tHwdc)
199 >>But the reading data is sobering. As early as fourth grade, for example, nearly 80 percent of black boys failed to meet state reading standards. "
Reminds me of a childhood friend who was living in San Francisco area. Was doing well and kids were in fancy private school. Gets a divorce and has to send them to public school. Public school is now pretty much the island of misfit toys because anyone who cares for their kids is sending them to private school. Also, public school is primarily immigrant students/Spanish-speaking; this is who they catered to. It was a disaster, and within a year moved to WA.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 01:51 PM (NOIQH)
Great, another nitwit from Commiefornia voting in Washington. Thanks for turning another state into a hellhole.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 05, 2017 02:15 PM (e1mEI)
Then, Political Correctness was a "softer" term in the West for simply expressing progressive values, or agreement with them.
By the late 80s, the left were denying it existed or had ever existed. The 90s were full of such denials, and claims that the Dreaded Right had "made up" the terms and, gosh, Universities and the MFM were just totally ideologically neutral, yo.
The Rise of the Snowflake in the following decade began to reverse that again, though at first they didn't bring back the term, partly because their focus was on what they were *against*, not for. The term came back as "campus struggle session" became more common, culminating in what we see at Evergreen today.
Sally Kohn's attempted rehabilitation of the term depends on your not knowing any of this. Mind you, *most* of what she says depends on other people not knowing things.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 05, 2017 02:15 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 05, 2017 02:13 PM (OD2ni)
Yep, I'm sure there already putting together a skit for SNL
Posted by: spypeach at June 05, 2017 02:16 PM (ZuTnR)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 05, 2017 02:16 PM (riF5p)
Vlad Putin would have done the world a service for arresting Megyn ...Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2017 02:14 PM (B8vRO)
Putin should've asked Zhirinovsky to stand in for him with Megyn. That man is, well, known to be assertive with the womenfolk.
Posted by: General Zod at June 05, 2017 02:16 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2017 02:16 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 05, 2017 02:17 PM (5Uq5D)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 05, 2017 02:17 PM (hJrjt)
That happened to me but it was because I'm a hard headed , fuck it kind of guy. My beating wasn't quite that bad but I learned discretion really is the better part of valor.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 05, 2017 02:17 PM (OVJcF)
http://bit.ly/2qQGTKX
Posted by: golfman at June 05, 2017 02:11 PM (SchFD)
So the Miranda decision would a text relevant to the experiences and legacy of this retard?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 02:17 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2017 02:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2017 02:17 PM (B8vRO)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2017 02:16 PM (npdX6)
Two HQ memes in the pixels of one comment. Golf clap.
Posted by: golfman at June 05, 2017 02:18 PM (SchFD)
Posted by: IP at June 05, 2017 02:11 PM (UmSfZ)
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Phrasing.
Posted by: Soona at June 05, 2017 02:18 PM (X+0S1)
Maybe. Maybe.
Or, I could stay here and continue to resist biting my cuticles...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 05, 2017 02:18 PM (tHwdc)
It was always going to be.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2017 02:17 PM (oVJmc)
So is gravity starting to win the war against Megan and her assets?
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 05, 2017 02:19 PM (hJrjt)
A BBQ?? Da Fuq??
Cabrito (goat) roast, ese.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2017 02:19 PM (+X43N)
We jest, but in truth these kids literally cannot read.
Posted by: zombie
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That's a great point. A tragic point, but a great one still. My pre-teen children read on their own for pleasure every day, and I'm sure they do it because they see their parents doing it.
It's sad to realize an 8 year old is reading and understanding at a level above a substantial number of high school graduates.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 02:19 PM (B6Pbd)
Posted by: Jean at June 05, 2017 02:19 PM (9TU00)
_______________________________________
When Vladimir Putin has prettier blue eyes than you, then yes, it was a big flop.
Posted by: The Democrats at June 05, 2017 02:19 PM (4AVeu)
And in Twelfth Night, we have a bunch of rowdy young people who get revenge on the prude who wants to stop them from drinking and partying all night.
It's the original Teen Flick.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 05, 2017 02:19 PM (ul9CR)
"Has Kaepernick been unconditionally released or is SF trying to get something for him?"
Seattle signed him
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 05, 2017 02:20 PM (lKyWE)
Megyn's big debut draw was supposed to be an exclsusive interview with Putin.
"when Kelly asked whether Putin might have compromising information on U.S. President Donald Trump, the Russian president asked: Have you all lost your senses over there?"
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2017 02:20 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Northernlurker
We have an early morning commenter that is Aussie.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2017 02:21 PM (+X43N)
Posted by: golfman at June 05, 2017 02:21 PM (SchFD)
Posted by: Roof Top Koreans at June 05, 2017 02:21 PM (npdX6)
Chris Chatmon, founding executive director of the African-American Male Achievement program at the Oakland Unified School District
Probably a mid-six-figures salaried position.
Your public school tax dollars at work, folks!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2017 02:21 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jean at June 05, 2017 02:19 PM (9TU00)
I think its because of the novelty of an obvious dude pretending to be a lesbian.
Posted by: Iblis at June 05, 2017 02:22 PM (9221z)
A BBQ?? Da Fuq??
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Yes. More proof that alienation of these poor souls leads to terrorism.
Posted by: John F. Kerry, Sooper Jeenyas at June 05, 2017 02:22 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 05, 2017 02:20 PM (lKyWE)
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Everything I see is that they passed on him.
Posted by: IP at June 05, 2017 02:22 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 05, 2017 02:22 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 05, 2017 02:22 PM (ul9CR)
It's sad to realize an 8 year old is reading and understanding at a level above a substantial number of high school graduates.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 02:19 PM (B6Pbd)
People confuse cause and effect, and urge kids to read to improve their minds.
In fact, kids read because they're intelligent; they don't become intelligent by virtue of reading.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 02:22 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 05, 2017 02:22 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
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Nope. You're wrong.
They signed Austin Davis.
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2017 02:22 PM (i3rHh)
Posted by: booknlass at June 05, 2017 02:22 PM (v7o4i)
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Why don't they just call the position what it is: surrogate father figure?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 05, 2017 02:23 PM (i+JZY)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 05, 2017 02:23 PM (wwL6Q)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2017 02:23 PM (xWT2T)
Time to snuggle down with laptop and write. While power holds out.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2017 02:23 PM (B8vRO)
NSFW - https://youtu.be/rjNcYK6O00s
Nyah?!?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2017 02:17 PM (B8vRO)[/o]
*waves back*
And I'm not sure that's safe for anywhere.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 05, 2017 02:23 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting..... so far I might fall over at June 05, 2017 02:01 PM (NgKpN)
Show them West Side Story. They ought to relate to that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 02:23 PM (493sH)
Probably a mid-six-figures salaried position.
Your public school tax dollars at work, folks!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2017 02:21 PM
Wouldn't be the first. Chavis blazed the trail.
http://bit.ly/2rDTdzn
Posted by: golfman at June 05, 2017 02:24 PM (SchFD)
Posted by: IP at June 05, 2017 02:03 PM (UmSfZ)
I can't believe that Comrade Pete Carroll didn't want a fellow anti-American lefty on the team
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 02:24 PM (493sH)
I'm funny and people really like me being funny and stuff.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 05, 2017 02:24 PM (npdX6)
But when I read that they had a barbecue that contributed to carbon emissions and climate change, well, THEY DESERVED TO DIE!!!!!
Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at June 05, 2017 02:24 PM (4AVeu)
They're headed this way shortly. Gettin' mighty dark out there.
But since I work at home, having the power go out wouldn't be too bad, in my case. Free afternoon off.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 05, 2017 02:24 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2017 02:24 PM (J+eG2)
So they're going to switch over to the "oral tradition?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 02:24 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 05, 2017 02:24 PM (OVJcF)
Megan's interview with Putin was so bad in terms of killin the Narrative, the Leftists actually had to invent a sub-narrative that Putin was subtly threatening Megan Kelly's children during a part of the interview. I shit you not.
Putin mentioned her kids, by name, at one point. So Leftists jumped to the worst conclusion. Megan had to explain, today, that viewers did not see the time she and Putin spent together talking about each other's family and Putin in no way was making veiled threats.
Isn't that pathetic?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 05, 2017 02:25 PM (rTCJ6)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 01:51 PM (NOIQH)
Still some good schools in WA. Just avoid Seattle and surrounding areas.
On the upside CA kids will be ready for Evergreen State...as soon as it opens up again. Day 3 of shut down.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2017 02:25 PM (3kWeg)
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{spit}
Program Statement of the African-American Male Achievement program at the Moron Unified School District:
You need 90% for an A, 80% for a B, 70% for a C. School library is open every school day and some days in the summer. Public library is open all year. If you need help with a topic ask a teacher.
Go.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 02:25 PM (B6Pbd)
Chris Chatmon, founding executive director of the African-American Male Achievement program at the Oakland Unified School District
Probably a mid-six-figures salaried position.
Your public school tax dollars at work, folks!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
According to this site, his salary is probably somewhere in the $106,000 - $161,000 range:
https://www.indeed.com/salaries/Director-Salaries-at-Oakland-Unified-School-District
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 02:25 PM (DQ4Fv)
So they're going to switch over to the "oral tradition?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Which is fitting, given how California sucks.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 05, 2017 02:25 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Jean at June 05, 2017 02:25 PM (9TU00)
Have to confess to feeling relief that PC hasn't affected my area to any great degree thus far.
As I'm fond of saying, even the left up here live in the real world. Our liberals fall into the classic definition of liberal. NOT the current perversion.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 05, 2017 02:26 PM (S/hVx)
"If Laquaan needs $750.00, how many times does he have to pimp out Taquisha?"
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2017 02:26 PM (+X43N)
Well that didn't work, so join me next week when we expose the scam of pole dancing schools, and a new series of reports on the proliferation of amateur porn. Next week on...whatever they call my new show. On NBC. Not FOX. NBC.
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at June 05, 2017 02:27 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 05, 2017 02:27 PM (i+JZY)
For her first joint meeting with Putin and Narendra Modi, two world leaders, MeAgain opted to show up wearing an overly tall pair of FMPs and a skirt slit to mid-thigh.
Because nothing says "I am too a serious journalist, I AM TOO A SERIOUS JOURNALIST!!!" quite like wearing the working attire of a call girl into the interview.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 05, 2017 02:27 PM (ujwCG)
All Putin did was mention her kids and say a name. The Lying Left had to seize on it because if Putin isn't the Bond Villain they're making him out to be, their Narrative is down the drain.
Putin CRUSHED the Narrative yesterday.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 05, 2017 02:27 PM (rTCJ6)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 05, 2017 02:27 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2017 02:26 PM (+X43N)
Damn.
Posted by: golfman at June 05, 2017 02:27 PM (SchFD)
Unfortunately...not always.
http://tinyurl.com/zx63lg3
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2017 02:27 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 02:23 PM (493sH)
And for math, teach them vector analysis.
"If you be drivin' by the street corner at 25 mph, and the mofo from another set be 15 feet away, and the muzzle velocity of your gat be 850 ft/sec, where you gotta shoot to hit the mofo?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 02:28 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: golfman at June 05, 2017 02:02 PM (SchFD)
Heh. You got that right. Both times.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 05, 2017 02:28 PM (yitdy)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 01:51 PM (NOIQH)
Still some good schools in WA. Just avoid Seattle and surrounding areas.
On the upside CA kids will be ready for Evergreen State...as soon as it opens up again. Day 3 of shut down.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2017 02:25 PM (3kWeg)
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I'm sure that these events are going to do nothing but good things to the school's endowment and enrollment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 05, 2017 02:28 PM (viSzi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 05, 2017 02:22 PM (Nwg0u)
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Tell Ms. Baker Moron Robbie Jrs' dad says hi.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 02:28 PM (B6Pbd)
There is some comrade to comrade love going on there
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 02:28 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 05, 2017 02:13 PM (hJrjt)
Trust your gut.
Evolutionists say we've been hardwired in our lizard brain (some say limbic system) to respond to threats with a fight or flight response.
But then social scientists (Cultural marxists, if ever there were any) tamped down the fight response so well they've moved on to the flight response.
I think you can see the success of all this social conditioning in the masses feeling actual revulsion to the idea of temporarily stopping the flow of some immigrants from some countries. They've been conditioned into believing it wrong to react to a dangerous situation in a sensible fashion.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 05, 2017 02:28 PM (z79tQ)
Everything I see is that they passed on him.
Posted by: IP at June 05, 2017 02:22 PM (UmSfZ)
Just saw that.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 05, 2017 02:28 PM (lKyWE)
Chris Chatmon, founding executive director of the African-American Male Achievement program at the Oakland Unified School District
Probably a mid-six-figures salaried position.
Your public school tax dollars at work, folks!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
According to this site, his salary is probably somewhere in the $106,000 - $161,000 range:
https://www.indeed.com/salaries/Director-Salaries-at-Oakland-Unified-School-District
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 02:25 PM (DQ4Fv)
I just saw a report that the teachers in San Francisco have to be provided subsidized housing as they cannot afford any housing / apartments on their salary.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 05, 2017 02:29 PM (OVJcF)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 05, 2017 02:29 PM (4ErVI)
All Putin did was mention her kids and say a name. The Lying Left had to seize on it because if Putin isn't the Bond Villain they're making him out to be, their Narrative is down the drain.
Putin CRUSHED the Narrative yesterday.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 05, 2017 02:27 PM (rTCJ6)
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There's a very decent chance that Putin IS the equivalent of a Bond villain.
Doesn't mean that he's threatening a nothing journalist, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 05, 2017 02:29 PM (viSzi)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 05, 2017 02:28 PM (viSzi)
You betcha.
Posted by: Mizzou at June 05, 2017 02:29 PM (SchFD)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 05, 2017 02:30 PM (npdX6)
The late Michael Crichton, writing about what he called the "Gell-Mann Amnesia Effect" among those who consume the output of the news media, referred to the plethora of "wet streets cause rain" news pieces.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 05, 2017 02:30 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2017 02:25 PM (3kWeg)
But no diminution in learning over normal practice.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 02:30 PM (SRKgf)
Back in the pre-EBT days when food stamps were actually stamps, it was like:
"If Mama has a one-dolla food stamp, and D-Nice, Ray-Ray and Shorty all have one of Mama'a one-dolla food stamps, and we all buy a 25 cent bag of chops separately, does Mama now have enough change to by a fotey?"
It was called "busting stamps." To get around the no-liquor, no-tobacco rules. And that's why there were always 25-cent bags of chips all over those inner-city stores.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 05, 2017 02:30 PM (ul9CR)
Faces of evil: London Bridge terrorists who killed seven in van and knife rampage
Khuram Butt, Rachid Redouane and a third jihadist drove a rented van into crowds before calmly strolling into Borough Market and stabbing multiple victims
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ london-bridge-terrorist-ringleader-named-10566003
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2017 02:30 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 05, 2017 02:30 PM (npdX6)
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I had such hope for May...
Oh well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 05, 2017 02:31 PM (viSzi)
If Putin truly was a Bond villain, he'd have nuclear weapons, billions of dollars, and unthinkable power.
oh wait...
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 05, 2017 02:31 PM (rTCJ6)
Posted by: HH at June 05, 2017 02:31 PM (DrCtv)
Still some good schools in WA. Just avoid Seattle and surrounding areas.
On the upside CA kids will be ready for Evergreen State...as soon as it opens up again. Day 3 of shut down.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2017 02:25 PM (3kWeg)
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I'm sure that these events are going to do nothing but good things to the school's endowment and enrollment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 05, 2017 02:28 PM (viSzi)
*****
Not a problem. Taxes will cover it.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2017 02:31 PM (3kWeg)
http://tinyurl.com/y96zg7y6
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2017 02:31 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at June 05, 2017 02:31 PM (X+nFp)
I'm good with that.
Let him flounder the rest of his life as an AM radio voice for some podunk 3A college somewhere.
Posted by: IP at June 05, 2017 02:32 PM (UmSfZ)
they give reason otherwise. Which I try to do to with everybody, even
strangers.
Had an interesting conversation yesterday about the breakdown in basic politeness when out in public (sparked by friend mentioning other friend not liking to come home to CO because: new rudeness). One speculation of the cause is women in particular have changed, such as the pushy, feminist pussy hat wearing, slut walking, activist grrrl warrior attitude. Not only is that prevalent, but in societies, it is usually the women who teach kids manners, who civilize men. That's not happening as much anymore...
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2017 02:32 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2017 02:32 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2017 02:25 PM (3kWeg)
I heard that the professors signed a letter agreeing with all of the lunatic demands and especially blamed whitey for all of the problems. What was that about equal dignity and respect?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 02:33 PM (493sH)
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"In fact, kids read because they're intelligent; they don't become intelligent by virtue of reading."
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This REALLY doesn't seem like the path the (D)s would want to take the conversation down.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 02:33 PM (B6Pbd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 05, 2017 02:22 PM (Nwg0u)
He's a lock for a STEM grad student.
Srsly, people now characterize kids as autistic, Asperger's, etc., but many of them - such as this kid - sound just like the people I attended grad school with. The kid is obviously bright, just not well adjusted socially. We had a whole grad school class full of people like that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 02:34 PM (SRKgf)
I saw the pics and it just made me sad.
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 05, 2017 02:34 PM (wwL6Q)
I'm good with that.
Let him flounder the rest of his life as an AM radio voice for some podunk 3A college somewhere.
Posted by: IP at June 05, 2017 02:32 PM (UmSfZ)
If they do a Welcome Back Kotter remake he could have a shot at being Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington's afro. But just the afro
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2017 02:34 PM (493sH)
Rumor has it that they were jamming to some phat London Boys beats just before he snapped.
Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2017 02:34 PM (2Mnv1)
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And that is with very, very low standards.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 05, 2017 02:34 PM (npdX6)
President publicly tells occupiers he is proud of their activism.
Inmates running asylum.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2017 02:35 PM (3kWeg)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
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Or if they add Cousin Oliver to the cast.
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2017 02:36 PM (i3rHh)
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He's On Our Approved Pickup List at the Elementary School at June 05, 2017 02:33 PM (B6Pbd)
Of course. But it's obvious to any honest observer.
Just like providing middle class trappings (e.g., home ownership) to the underclass does not impart middle class values to them. It makes them people with underclass values who temporarily have middle class trappings.
Middle class trappings STEM from middle class values - hard work, reliability, obeying the law, etc. - not the other way around.
As we have seen, repeatedly. But apparently, not everyone has caught on to this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 02:37 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 05, 2017 02:38 PM (fxCK2)
Posted by: Scuba Dude at June 05, 2017 02:41 PM (Oq/TM)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 05, 2017 02:51 PM (m6qV1)
This was at a busy intersection we travel all the time.
Posted by: Farmer at June 05, 2017 02:52 PM (yJ1e6)
As we have seen, repeatedly. But apparently, not everyone has caught on to this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2017 02:37 PM (SRKgf)
THIS!!
Plus, I get really annoyed when progs paint all immigrants as hard-working and family-oriented "just like conservatives". They're working to get ahead, but that doesn't mean they're honest or ethical. They take care of their own, but that doesn't mean they'll treat people outside their ethnic/religious group decently.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 05, 2017 03:00 PM (fxCK2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 05, 2017 03:04 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: KathyGriffin CNN MSNBC ABCCBS NBC at June 05, 2017 03:05 PM (6WPRH)
President publicly tells occupiers he is proud of their activism. Inmates running asylum."
I would have more than a thimblefull of sympathy and respect for the besieged Prof if he hadn't already signed on to teach at "College" whose entire curriculum is made up of various grievance studies and anti-American ideologies loosely strung together. Its really a case of Bolschevik vs. Menshevik. I'll just enjoy my popcorn.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 05, 2017 03:06 PM (QtQaN)
equal dignity respect. It's not cause of terrorism. It's antidote.
Okay, so: Modest dress is simple idea everyone should cloth themselves in a dignified, respectful way. It's not cause of rape. It's antidote.
I wonder if this vile, victim-blaming bitch would see any problem with her formulation now.
Posted by: Violet at June 05, 2017 03:06 PM (qeU1J)
Posted by: Locke Common at June 05, 2017 03:31 PM (ODlWK)
Stipulating that's true, who among the left actually acts out the Utopian ideal of political correctness? Anyone?
Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2017 04:26 PM (4aG2t)
Who then on the left can claim to believe in Kohn's version of political correctness with these requirements?
Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2017 04:35 PM (4aG2t)
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