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*Claimed*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 01, 2017 08:36 PM (6gk0M) 2
I'd buy "Ghost Ship Vodka."
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2017 08:38 PM (ZgkX8) 3
And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling Macedonians!
Posted by: Hilary Clinton at June 01, 2017 08:38 PM (ANIFC) 4
Heh! Glorious day and I missed most of the fun because of work..
Posted by: IC at June 01, 2017 08:38 PM (gcme+) 5
Gosh this thread is new.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at June 01, 2017 08:38 PM (w7U7L) 6
And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling Macedonians!
Posted by: Hilary Clinton == And the DNC. And the patriarchy. And Comey. Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 01, 2017 08:39 PM (Uxokn) 7
To be honest, I cannot really summon much sympathy for these flat line brain cultist wannabes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2017 08:39 PM (ZgkX8) 8
I could've been first but I read the content.
Posted by: Aunt Luna at June 01, 2017 08:39 PM (Zd2ZF) 9
I'm not saying that it was the Aliens, but it was the Aliens.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 01, 2017 08:39 PM (6Ll1u) 10
Take her to the locker room ... Davy Jones's locker room and let her ruminate with all the other condemned souls.
Posted by: Gmac- Deplorable Conservative at June 01, 2017 08:39 PM (4pjhs) 11
So ... is this a Hillary Clinton or Rachel Maddow thread ?
Because my comments are going to be wildly different accordingly. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2017 08:39 PM (fiGNd) Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 01, 2017 08:39 PM (TwwWO) Posted by: fox at June 01, 2017 08:40 PM (3s9iz) 14
shit 13th
Posted by: fox at June 01, 2017 08:40 PM (3s9iz) 15
You first, slap.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 01, 2017 08:40 PM (nvMvs) 16
I'll say again: I saw Hillary's ground game in Boulder County, and it was scary good here. Seriously, it was awesome. Hillary's literature was on many a door (so was Bennet's), the people had their talking points down pat, the associated Left had their people out taking petition signatures - it was flawless.
Hillary's mistake was in thinking that the same message that would appeal to upper middle class twits here in Nu-Colorado would, also, appeal in the Great Lakes States. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2017 08:40 PM (6FqZa) 17
Hillary?
Didn't she die after a massive stroke during the last election, or was it TB, pneumonia, wherever. Pretty she she bought the farm a year ago. Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 01, 2017 08:41 PM (P/kVC) 18
And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling Macedonians!
Posted by: Hilary Clinton == And the DNC. And the patriarchy. And Comey. Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 01, 2017 08:39 PM (Uxokn) Fox Business did a story on Hillary's blame game and had an entire screen of about 20 excuses she's used for losing Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2017 08:41 PM (auHtY) 19
11 So ... is this a Hillary Clinton or Rachel Maddow thread ?
Because my comments are going to be wildly different accordingly. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2017 08:39 PM (fiGNd) Really? They're both hateful, dried up harridans with the looks of old maids and the humor of an Inquisitor. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2017 08:41 PM (ZgkX8) Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at June 01, 2017 08:41 PM (GsAUU) 21
I feel sorry for her until I think of Benghazi. Before she just always had to be a Bill or Obama shadow slipping to her knees, But after the hackling witch of Benghazi lied to the families, the country, and arrested that obscure video guy to cover her traitorous non support of our ambassador and our guys.
well drink and be merry witch, for your mask has fallen so far off most of us see you now. Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 08:42 PM (iS1Cb) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 01, 2017 08:42 PM (Nwg0u) 23
I was indeed flawless. *hic* *thump*
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at June 01, 2017 08:42 PM (Tyii7) Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 01, 2017 08:42 PM (Uxokn) 25
PODESTA! HAVE THESE BASTARDS KILLED!!!
Posted by: Hillary! at June 01, 2017 08:42 PM (qJhUV) 26
"I could've been first but I read the content." -Posted by: Aunt Luna at June 01, 2017 08:39 PM (Zd2ZF) You're so sweet. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 01, 2017 08:43 PM (6gk0M) 27
If Hillary Clinton weren't allegedly a female, she would have lost by 20 points.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 01, 2017 08:43 PM (nvMvs) 28
Fun Fact: Covfefe is of Macedonian derivation.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at June 01, 2017 08:43 PM (GsAUU) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 01, 2017 08:43 PM (6gk0M) 30
I hope they drown each other in spittle and bile.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 01, 2017 08:43 PM (c1VpD) 31
There's a peggy noonan piece linked on Drudge.
Kind conclusion: Hillary is seriously mentally ill. Unkind conclusion: Hillary is a consciousless sociopath who is also seriously mentally ill. Posted by: shibumi at June 01, 2017 08:43 PM (aT+Bx) 32
Really? They're both hateful, dried up harridans with the looks of old maids and the humor of an Inquisitor.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2017 08:41 PM (ZgkX Yes ... ... but I'm still willing to put my Conceptual Penis into one of them. Because I have no shame. Spoiler Alert - Not the one that pace-planted in public. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2017 08:44 PM (fiGNd) 33
I hope she never ever shuts up. It glorious I heard some creeps on CNN say the dems should forget the rust belt and focus on Never Trumpers in the suburbs Reality is they will go ultra hard left. Their leadership is amcient Their young people are antifa commies Krep talking Hillary Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2017 08:44 PM (Qsz0U) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 01, 2017 08:44 PM (6gk0M) 35
We are near that point where the Old Pretender recedes into the gin-and-Depends infused background, handing of the banner of the resistance to bonnie Princess Chelsea.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 01, 2017 08:44 PM (edBdg) 36
20 Macedonians are drawers of wood
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at June 01, 2017 08:41 PM (GsAUU) Bob Ross was Macedonian? Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2017 08:45 PM (sdi6R) 37
The DNC broke and ineffective?
But...but Obama! I can totally see that being true. Expecting anything from Obama, let alone effective leadership, to help someone other than Obama? Fat chance. The problem was hiring millenials to run her campaign. They had Bill Clinton, who knows a thing or two about a thing or two, and repeatedly ignored his advice. Billy is a scumbag, but he knows how to campaign. He kept telling her you need a message, get out to the rust belt, let me go to small towns, etc. They put him on ice. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2017 08:45 PM (4ErVI) 38
well drink and be merry witch, for your mask has fallen so far off most of us see you now.
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 08:42 PM (iS1Cb) Yeah, I do not feel any sympathy for her, nor empathy either. However, I am not sure I could imagine a worse punishment than being her. You know she is a vain woman, to constantly be reminded of her abject and complete failure. You know she sees it everywhere (even when it is not there.) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2017 08:45 PM (ZgkX8) Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2017 08:45 PM (Qsz0U) 40
Really? They're both hateful, dried up harridans with the looks of old maids and the humor of an Inquisitor.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2017 08:41 PM (ZgkX The Humor of an Inquisitor ? How long have YOU been married ? Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2017 08:46 PM (fiGNd) 41
bth, I had somebody show up at my door before the election that claimed to be non-partisan but had "decided" Hillary was the one to back. I told her Hillary was a felon and she gave me some lame-ass excuse. Still shut her down. Also told her 2A was going to be important in my decision of who to vote for. She had some polished answer for that too.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at June 01, 2017 08:46 PM (FQKBL) Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 01, 2017 08:46 PM (Uxokn) 43
Bob Ross was Macedonian?
Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2017 08:45 PM (sdi6R) Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock? Posted by: Bubbles at June 01, 2017 08:46 PM (GsAUU) 44
Laundering? Like with a washer?
Posted by: Herself at June 01, 2017 08:46 PM (t5clZ) 45
There's a peggy noonan piece linked on Drudge. Kind conclusion: Hillary is seriously mentally ill. Pot meet kettle. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2017 08:46 PM (IqV8l) 46
20 Macedonians are drawers of wood
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at June 01, 2017 08:41 PM (GsAUU) But do they float? Posted by: Natalie at June 01, 2017 08:47 PM (Jcg9Q) 47
And Joe Biden starts up a pac too, you hear footsteps Hillary?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 01, 2017 08:47 PM (6Ll1u) 48
Well millenials and the fact that she's a crook a black hole of corruption and vodka fumes.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2017 08:47 PM (4ErVI) 49
George Will, the NRO gang, and their ilk...
If they are self-aware at all, they have to cringe every time Hillary! runs her filthy whore mouth. Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 01, 2017 08:48 PM (edBdg) 50
Perhaps Hillary is syphilitic courtesy the former rapist in chief. Dying of syphilis would be appropriate for an empress living the life of feudal power.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 01, 2017 08:48 PM (hJrjt) 51
26 You're so sweet.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 01, 2017 08:43 PM (6gk0M) I made the mistake of reading the content, too, and you escaped a visit to The Barrel by the hairs of your chinny chin chin. Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 01, 2017 08:48 PM (nvMvs) 52
Wow that was mean. I denounce myself for being a meany.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 01, 2017 08:48 PM (hJrjt) 53
Hillary has never laundered a piece of clothing in her life.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at June 01, 2017 08:49 PM (GsAUU) 54
'but I'm still willing to put my Conceptual Penis into one of them. Because I have no shame. '
Ew gross. You might get Mad dow disease or rabies or something. Posted by: fd at June 01, 2017 08:49 PM (BO/km) 55
And the bumblewits nod their pointy little heads in agreement with everything she mutters.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at June 01, 2017 08:49 PM (mJExs) 56
Macedonians are drawers of wood and hewers of water.
They are not launderers. Posted by: logprof Oh dats right, brame da Chinese, white trash person! Posted by: June Chu at June 01, 2017 08:49 PM (vRcUp) 57
I'll say again: I saw Hillary's ground game in Boulder County, and it was scary good here. Seriously, it was awesome. Hillary's literature was on many a door (so was Bennet's), the people had their talking points down pat, the associated Left had their people out taking petition signatures - it was flawless. Hillary's mistake was in thinking that the same message that would appeal to upper middle class twits here in Nu-Colorado would, also, appeal in the Great Lakes States. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2017 08:40 PM (6FqZa) Isn't Boulder largely a leftist stronghold? Because that kind of goes with the thing that she apparently thought that she had the Electoral College locked up, and spent the last month of the campaign trying to run up the popular vote numbers. Stupid drunken bitch. WHO CARES about the pop vote? It's completely irrelevant. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2017 08:49 PM (quw2O) 58
Tonight's Episode: Cat Fight In The Sandbox. Brought to you by Ghost Ship Vodka.
Posted by: tu3031 at June 01, 2017 08:49 PM (qJhUV) 59
At least she has Bill, sort of.
Posted by: Killerdog at June 01, 2017 08:49 PM (341HI) 60
I hope they drown each other in spittle and bile.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 01, 2017 08:43 PM (c1VpD) Eww, but delicious graphic. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 08:49 PM (tHwdc) 61
I have chocolate cake and Hillary Clinton Will Never Be President.
All in all, that's a happy ending of nearly the best kind. Posted by: alexthechick - at this point I think there's a beach up in there at June 01, 2017 08:50 PM (dEQP3) 62
53 Hillary has never laundered a piece of clothing in her life.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at June 01, 2017 08:49 PM (GsAUU) I believe she hasn't driven for nearly 20 years. I doubt she knows how to make a cup of coffee. Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 01, 2017 08:50 PM (hJrjt) 63
There's a peggy noonan piece linked on Drudge.
Kind conclusion: Hillary is seriously mentally ill. Pot meet kettle. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2017 08:46 PM (IqV8l) Peggy Noonan is the equivalent to a bitch waxing eloquently to "just walk away" ... then spewing just as verbously to use Mad Max as a decoy while Lord Humongous is boreing out her ass. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2017 08:50 PM (fiGNd) 64
13 hillary is a FAB and
will never be president that keeps me warm at night and top 10 finally Posted by: fox at June 01, 2017 08:40 PM (3s9iz) ISWYDT Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 01, 2017 08:50 PM (t5clZ) 65
50 Perhaps Hillary is syphilitic courtesy the former rapist in chief. Dying of syphilis would be appropriate for an empress living the life of feudal power.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 01, 2017 08:48 PM (hJrjt) Syphilis hadn't made it to the Americas yet the last time those two did the naughty. Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 01, 2017 08:51 PM (nvMvs) 66
61. Heh...that's our hobbitess! Stay you, AtC!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 01, 2017 08:51 PM (TwwWO) 67
"I made the mistake of reading the content, too, and you escaped a visit to The Barrel by the hairs of your chinny chin chin."
-Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 01, 2017 08:48 PM (nvMvs) *HAH!* That's why I use Save Tags. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 01, 2017 08:51 PM (6gk0M) 68
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2017 08:45 PM (4ErVI)
I think Trump having all of Bill's former involuntary sex partners lined up to deploy against him probably also contributed to the Hillary! campaign's reluctance to send him out to campaign. Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 01, 2017 08:52 PM (edBdg) Posted by: Hilary Clinton at June 01, 2017 08:52 PM (ANIFC) Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 01, 2017 08:52 PM (Uxokn) 71
Hillary, I loved you. I would have cut off my dick for you. I would have tossed your salad every day. And you've thrown me under the bus.
Posted by: Andrew Therriault at June 01, 2017 08:53 PM (vRcUp) 72
What a nasty, sad woman. And she has nobody in her life who actually cares about her well being. She is nothing more than a fat-assed ride to power.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 01, 2017 08:53 PM (hJrjt) 73
I have chocolate cake and Hillary Clinton Will Never Be President.
All in all, that's a happy ending of nearly the best kind. Posted by: alexthechick - at this point I think there's a beach up in there at June 01, 2017 08:50 PM (dEQP3) I want Cake. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 08:53 PM (tHwdc) Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2017 08:54 PM (ANIFC) 75
67 *HAH!* That's why I use Save Tags.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 01, 2017 08:51 PM (6gk0M) Me, too, my friend. Me, too. Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 01, 2017 08:54 PM (nvMvs) 76
The Beast really sounds like she's going to run again. I hope it creates a massive war within the Dem Party. Battle of the Somme like casualty numbers Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2017 08:54 PM (auHtY) 77
The cake is a lie.
Posted by: GlaDOS at June 01, 2017 08:55 PM (t5clZ) 78
All in all, that's a happy ending of nearly the best kind.
Posted by: alexthechick Ohr? So you rike happy ending? We can do for you plenty quick!! Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at June 01, 2017 08:55 PM (S6Pax) 79
Yeah - it would be a lot of fun to watch her try again, wouldn't it?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 01, 2017 08:55 PM (TwwWO) Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 01, 2017 08:55 PM (Uxokn) 81
The Beast really sounds like she's going to run
again. I hope it creates a massive war within the Dem Party. Battle of the Somme like casualty numbers Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2017 08:54 PM (auHtY) She won't make it that long. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 08:55 PM (tHwdc) 82
The Beast really sounds like she's going to run again. I hope it creates a massive war within the Dem Party. Battle of the Somme like casualty numbers
Posted by: TheQuietMan Running? Well, she just falls right over. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at June 01, 2017 08:56 PM (S6Pax) 83
The problem was hiring millenials to run her campaign. They had Bill Clinton, who knows a thing or two about a thing or two, and repeatedly ignored his advice. Billy is a scumbag, but he knows how to campaign. He kept telling her you need a message, get out to the rust belt, let me go to small towns, etc. They put him on ice. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2017 08:45 PM (4ErVI) I hate that motherfucker, but the fact is, he's the second greatest political campaigner of post WWII era, behind Ronald Reagan. It was fucking STUPID to put him on the sidelines or ignore his campaign expertise. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2017 08:56 PM (quw2O) 84
68 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2017 08:45 PM (4ErVI)
I think Trump having all of Bill's former involuntary sex partners lined up to deploy against him probably also contributed to the Hillary! campaign's reluctance to send him out to campaign. Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 01, 2017 08:52 PM (edBdg) --------------------------------- Never would have won with Cruz or Rubio. Posted by: Oschisms at June 01, 2017 08:56 PM (70QTT) 85
Bossy, been loving your Firesign quotes these past few days.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 08:57 PM (tHwdc) 86
@ 76 she'll have a drool cup and be on a hovoround by then!
Posted by: Killerdog at June 01, 2017 08:57 PM (341HI) 87
It's only a matter of time until she has Weiner killed.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 01, 2017 08:57 PM (t5clZ) 88
where's that guy that tells her to go back to the woods?
i love him. Posted by: concrete girl at June 01, 2017 08:57 PM (s26vG) 89
Her plane never takes off without a keg of Ketel One in First Class.
Posted by: Wrong Way Harridan at June 01, 2017 08:57 PM (bc2Lc) 90
Medusa would turn to stone if she looked at Hillary's face.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 01, 2017 08:57 PM (hJrjt) 91
Princess Chelsea is still holding a grudge for being dragged into intense sniper fire. It almost ruined her chances of being Vacuous Twitter Queen.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at June 01, 2017 08:57 PM (mJExs) 92
Run? She can barely waddle like a duck.
Posted by: dantesed at June 01, 2017 08:58 PM (88xKn) 93
89 Her plane never takes off without a keg of Ketel One in First Class.
Posted by: Wrong Way Harridan at June 01, 2017 08:57 PM (bc2Lc) Please never combine the name Hillary with the word kegel. Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 01, 2017 08:58 PM (hJrjt) Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at June 01, 2017 08:58 PM (S6Pax) 95
It's only a matter of time until she has Weiner killed.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 01, 2017 08:57 PM (t5clZ) I know, right? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 08:58 PM (tHwdc) 96
The Humor of an Inquisitor ?
How long have YOU been married ? Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2017 08:46 PM (fiGNd) Hah! Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2017 08:58 PM (ZgkX8) 97
I hate that motherfucker, but the fact is, he's the second greatest political campaigner of post WWII era, behind Ronald Reagan.
Clinton? Feh! He's simply the first Democrat where the entire MFM played coverup and cheerleader. Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 01, 2017 08:58 PM (t5clZ) 98
And she has nobody in her life who actually cares about her well being. She is nothing more than a fat-assed ride to power. Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 01, 2017 08:53 PM (hJrjt) Which perfectly describes her relationship with Bubba. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2017 08:58 PM (quw2O) 99
87 It's only a matter of time until she has Weiner killed
It'll be a Family Affair. Brutal. Yet nothing taken. And we'll be told why that's typical ... from the usual suspects. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2017 08:58 PM (fiGNd) 100
Even liberals are tired of her whiney bullshit. The Clinton's may not have been done but Hillary is certainly doing her best to put a fork in it.
Thank God this dusty handbag will never be president. Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2017 08:58 PM (pUDQf) 101
Princess Chelsea is still holding a grudge for being
dragged into intense sniper fire. It almost ruined her chances of being Vacuous Twitter Queen. Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at June 01, 2017 08:57 PM (mJExs) I like that: "Webb's Kid, VTQ" Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 08:59 PM (tHwdc) 102
"86 @ 76 she'll have a drool cup and be on a hovoround by then!"
Unofficial HClinton 2020 campaign slogan: The Last Rascal Roundup Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at June 01, 2017 08:59 PM (1aMQH) 103
They all deserve each other. They can all DIAF slowly.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2017 08:59 PM (89T5c) 104
looks wistfully at the Chocolate Cake.
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 08:59 PM (iS1Cb) 105
It's only a matter of time until she has Weiner killed.
Posted by: Grump928(c) It's not personal, it's business. Posted by: Hillary Corleone at June 01, 2017 08:59 PM (S6Pax) 106
bwahahahaha .... Hillary at a TECH CONFERENCE... oh man, that's just too bizarre. Hey Hillary, you lost because a LOT of people see through your BS.
Posted by: itsacookbook at June 01, 2017 09:00 PM (yPxXc) 107
*shoves another handful of popcorn into mouth*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2017 09:00 PM (EZebt) 108
looks wistfully at the Chocolate Cake.
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 08:59 PM (iS1Cb) Me first! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 09:00 PM (tHwdc) 109
"It's only a matter of time until she has Weiner killed."
And isn't that, in many ways, the story of Hilary Clinton's personal life? Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at June 01, 2017 09:00 PM (1aMQH) Posted by: Mike at June 01, 2017 09:00 PM (c056A) 111
Hillary will "Pray and Spray" until she hits herself in the foot again.
...and again. She will Never be President of these great United States of America. P.S.: Juan Williams is a Conservative's Greatest Asset. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 01, 2017 09:00 PM (6gk0M) 112
I saw the Beast at the Recode conference on TV yesterday. It was part Miss Havisham part Captain Queeg. She's off her rocker, but I think she believes she was robbed of the election and the next time she'll win it. If she's still above ground I think she'll run again in 2020. He ego won't let her concede the loss. Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2017 09:00 PM (auHtY) 113
Apparently the only one not at fault in the Hillary! train wreck is the ol' shoe-tosser herself.
Her only problem was caring too much. Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2017 09:00 PM (Sfs6o) 114
pushed Miley aside, Me first girl!
whispers ...please Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:01 PM (iS1Cb) Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 01, 2017 09:01 PM (S6Pax) 116
83
I hate that motherfucker, but the fact is, he's the second greatest political campaigner of post WWII era, behind Ronald Reagan. It was fucking STUPID to put him on the sidelines or ignore his campaign expertise. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2017 08:56 PM (quw2O) I bet that Hillary was out to prove that she, a Strong Woman, could do it all by herself. Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2017 09:01 PM (sdi6R) 117
81 She won't make it that long.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 08:55 PM (tHwdc) I think you're right. Granny McShakes is suffering from sort of neurological problem and it's not getting any better. She'll either be incapacitated or pushing up daisies by the time the next election rolls around. Shame. I would actually like to see her try to run again. That would be popcorn-worthy. Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 01, 2017 09:01 PM (nvMvs) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2017 09:01 PM (quw2O) 119
looks into mirror , see sunken cheeks, graying face.. whispers.. cake, cake.
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:02 PM (iS1Cb) 120
looks wistfully at the Chocolate Cake.
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 08:59 PM (iS1Cb) We can't brawl here over cake. Can we? If we're rolling around in frosting? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 09:02 PM (tHwdc) 121
I don't see how all this butt-hurt about losing the election is going to help the Left.
Posted by: Mike They like butt-stuff? Just spitballin' here. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 01, 2017 09:02 PM (S6Pax) 122
If she gets anyone to believe it was the Russians, not her being a incompetent shitbag of a candidate, she gets donations again and might try to run again. That's all this is about.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2017 09:02 PM (pUDQf) 123
(hopes this is working)
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:02 PM (iS1Cb) Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 01, 2017 09:02 PM (Uxokn) 125
Oh Miley, it's always ME ME ME with you!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 01, 2017 09:01 PM (S6Pax) I know what I like! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 09:03 PM (tHwdc) 126
Damn Women ... somebody throw me a Cake Pan.
I'm positive I can grill enough of this for everyone !!! Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2017 09:03 PM (fiGNd) 127
Miley darn it, you're right, you may have the frosting.
LOL Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:03 PM (iS1Cb) 128
Duterte sure bitch slapped Chelsea on the twit thing, She had NO comeback.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2017 09:03 PM (G5rQh) Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 01, 2017 09:03 PM (IcT7t) 130
I'm on the phone with Bander and am reading him parts of the post and comments and he asked me why I thought Hillary was on her Petulance Tour.
I told him it's because she's President, dammit, and she and the Left are West Wing LARPing. Posted by: alexthechick - at this point I think there's a beach up in there at June 01, 2017 09:03 PM (dEQP3) 131
tear slides down sunken cheek..
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:04 PM (iS1Cb) 132
bwahahahaha .... Hillary at a TECH CONFERENCE... oh man, that's just too bizarre. Hey Hillary, you lost because a LOT of people see through your BS.
Posted by: itsacookbook at June 01, 2017 09:00 PM (yPxXc) Walt Mossberg and raging dyke Kara Swisher were hanging on her every word. Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2017 09:04 PM (auHtY) 133
Billy is a scumbag, but he knows how to campaign. He kept telling her you need a message, get out to the rust belt, let me go to small towns, etc. They put him on ice.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis She told me to take a cold shower. Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 01, 2017 09:04 PM (vRcUp) 134
117. Heh....she does. I'd say dementia, obviously, probably from PD (the whole email asking about modafinil was a dead give-away) and heavy boozing, but I like to think she has Teh Kuru.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 01, 2017 09:04 PM (TwwWO) 135
True leaders don't pass the buck and blame everyone but themselves when things go wrong.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at June 01, 2017 09:04 PM (0mRoj) 136
Willow, I can't in all conscience even take this cake. It hasn't even been offered.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 09:04 PM (tHwdc) 137
"intergenerational equity"
Saw this on a post in the previous thread. Does this actually mean anything? I recognize the words but the order they are in are,,,non nonsensical. Posted by: Puddleglum at June 01, 2017 09:04 PM (pY+s4) 138
o sure . Miley I guess you can have the cake, i'll just wither away over here in the corner.
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:04 PM (iS1Cb) 139
Mrs Clinton is enlisting the aid of Comey and the Russkies to help her unseat President Trump in 2020.
Now all she has to do is get the Dimowits to sign on again. Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at June 01, 2017 09:05 PM (mJExs) 140
What's this about flailing around saucily in a pit of frosting?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 01, 2017 09:05 PM (NT3RT) 141
It is a measure of Hillary's character - or lack thereof - that she is now casting blame on all and sundry.
Sure, she prefaces her remarks with a brief, desultory statement that her loss is all her fault, but then she flies into a full-throated rant blaming everyone else in a pantsuited version of the Dolchstoß Legende. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 09:05 PM (Z4Ct4) 142
I bet that Hillary was out to prove that she, a Strong Woman, could do it all by herself.
Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2017 09:01 PM (sdi6R) Precisely. Her fymynyst ego would not let her accept the help of a lowly male, even her alleged husband. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2017 09:05 PM (7MWCL) 143
120 looks wistfully at the Chocolate Cake.
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 08:59 PM (iS1Cb) We can't brawl here over cake. Can we? If we're rolling around in frosting? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 09:02 PM (tHwdc) And whipped cream? Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2017 09:05 PM (ANIFC) 144
she just falls right over.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative Pretty darn obscure Firesign reference there, but there it is just the same. Wife used a couple language research tools ("Arabic for Dhimmies") and sussed out a pronunciation for Covfefe. Sounds a lot like "Sofa koff Rickay." No way in hell I can post the Arabic script here. My graphics "toolbox" can't even take the cut'n'paste. Guess I'm technologically Arabic-proof. Huh. Trying to get it embroidered on a MAGAhat. Hard to order online, but Dearbornistan is only 50 miles up the street. The President is a fuckin' troll-genius, but I guess we knew that already. Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 01, 2017 09:05 PM (H5rtT) 145
Did the Pope hand Pelosi and Obama Encyclicals on abortion? Juan Williams just said PDT "disrespected" the Pope on the climate.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 01, 2017 09:05 PM (PUmDY) 146
Alex, next week will feature special guest star Martin Sheen.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 01, 2017 09:05 PM (EW/Fk) Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2017 09:06 PM (fiGNd) 148
Miley, look , if we are quiet enough and we get them fighting over something or other we can grab the cake slip into the sauna in the next yard and eat until satisfied. we can slip the plate , knife and fork back. we're not crude or anything.
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:06 PM (iS1Cb) 149
Laundering, doesn't sound illegal to me.
Posted by: Rhymes with Covfefe at June 01, 2017 09:06 PM (YtUUu) 150
o sure . Miley I guess you can have the cake, i'll just wither away over here in the corner.
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:04 PM (iS1Cb) I'm far from withering. YOU have it, willow. I'm just dab a little frosting behind each ear. For luck. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 09:06 PM (tHwdc) 151
128 Duterte sure bitch slapped Chelsea on the twit thing, She had NO comeback.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2017 09:03 PM (G5rQh) --Linky? Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at June 01, 2017 09:06 PM (GsAUU) 152
The DNC staffers and assholes better watch their backs. When the Clinton crime family turns on you, bodies, blood and semen start showing up big time.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 01, 2017 09:06 PM (5VlCp) 153
Dindu nuffin.
Posted by: Donna Brazile at June 01, 2017 09:06 PM (vRcUp) 154
"What's this about flailing around saucily in a pit of frosting?" -Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 01, 2017 09:05 PM (NT3RT) I don't know, but I'm preparing for the ONT by removing my pants. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 01, 2017 09:06 PM (6gk0M) 155
yumm scogg.
licks lips Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:07 PM (iS1Cb) 156
My take on her recent rants: the Central Committee of the Democrat Party has given her to understand that they will not back her again because of her dismal showing, and by laying off blame left and right she's trying to rebut their assertion that she screwed the pooch.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 09:07 PM (Z4Ct4) 157
Miley, look , if we are quiet enough and we get them
fighting over something or other we can grab the cake slip into the sauna in the next yard and eat until satisfied. we can slip the plate , knife and fork back. we're not crude or anything. Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:06 PM (iS1Cb) I've never had cake in the sauna. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 09:07 PM (tHwdc) 158
145 Did the Pope hand Pelosi and Obama Encyclicals on abortion? Juan Williams just said PDT "disrespected" the Pope on the climate.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 01, 2017 09:05 PM (PUmDY) So the Catholic Church calling the shots is just fine when in it's in line with leftist dogma, but anything else is right out. Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at June 01, 2017 09:07 PM (0mRoj) 159
89 Her plane never takes off without a keg of Ketel One in First Class.
Posted by: Wrong Way Harridan at June 01, 2017 08:57 PM (bc2Lc) Turpentine. Tito's is way better. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2017 09:07 PM (4ErVI) 160
Miley, haha well that's a perfect way to get a guy to lick your ears!
I should have thought of that! Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:08 PM (iS1Cb) 161
Yup, the narcissist gene. No leftist is born without it. Never their fault, its always somebody else, they can do it better, blah blah blah.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 01, 2017 09:08 PM (aMlLZ) 162
yumm scogg.
licks lips Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:07 PM (iS1Cb) Hey everybody!!!! Willow swallows!!! *gets in line* Posted by: Country Boy at June 01, 2017 09:08 PM (Jcg9Q) 163
Miley it's the only place I can think to hide, perhaps we can lose the calories we are gaining by eating the cake.?
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:09 PM (iS1Cb) 164
106 bwahahahaha .... Hillary at a TECH CONFERENCE...
Posted by: itsacookbook at June 01, 2017 09:00 PM (yPxXc) She's an expert on computer security, after all. Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2017 09:09 PM (sdi6R) 165
(Jimmy Princeton's feed (where those tweets are from) says "laundering" in this context refers to a non-criminal use of the DNC for some purpose of raising donation limits, and that this part isn't a "scandal."
Shrillary's face looks like it's been laundered. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 01, 2017 09:09 PM (zc3Db) 166
I really cannot see her running again. There will be more than Bernie standing against her in the Primary. People saw weakness in her and despite every news report looking the other way she still lost.
Posted by: Picric at June 01, 2017 09:09 PM (s0VSd) 167
Miley, haha well that's a perfect way to get a guy to lick your ears!
I should have thought of that! Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:08 PM (iS1Cb) Hmmm, maybe dab a little here and also here, too... Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 09:09 PM (tHwdc) 168
Can't believe she actually lost even after opening that pickle jar ON TV in a completely believable and unrehearsed scenario.
Posted by: Numchucks at June 01, 2017 09:09 PM (K3F/8) 169
you know I guess we should just come out of the closet and eat all the cakes
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:09 PM (iS1Cb) 170
bwahahahaha .... Hillary at a TECH CONFERENCE...
Posted by: itsacookbook at June 01, 2017 09:00 PM (yPxXc) Lecturing from the bathroom, no doubt. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 01, 2017 09:10 PM (zc3Db) 171
Miley it's the only place I can think to hide, perhaps we can lose the calories we are gaining by eating the cake.?
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:09 PM (iS1Cb) Naked and sweaty with a cake and two forks. Hooookay! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 09:10 PM (tHwdc) 172
The DNC will be pushing Fauxcahontas next go round.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2017 09:10 PM (pUDQf) 173
Hillary's ground game in Luzerne County, PA was non existent. She thought she had PA in the bag. All it would have taken was one drive around the county and see all the Trump signs to figure out which way the wind was blowing. As it was, she barely carried Lackawanna county.
Arrogant, ignorant...I could go on and on but why? Posted by: Schrodinger's Cat Litter Pan at June 01, 2017 09:10 PM (W6u6R) 174
Number of words already written about Hillary Clinton:
947,628,401,295,034,960,324,183 Number of words remaining left to write about Hillary Clinton, ever: 0 Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2017 09:10 PM (DQ4Fv) 175
*shoves cake through USB port for willow and Miley*
Harris Teeter was mean and had buy one get one free slices of cake and I'm made of awesome and not stone. Posted by: alexthechick - at this point I think there's a beach up in there at June 01, 2017 09:10 PM (dEQP3) 176
The DNC was broke? Really? They raised a buttload of cash, but in typical Democrat fashion, pissed it away.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 09:10 PM (Z4Ct4) 177
"intergenerational equity"
--- we already have that: no matter which generation you belong to, you will die eventually. what could be MOAR equitable? Posted by: redc1c4 at June 01, 2017 09:10 PM (NIT2u) 178
The Wreck of the Hillary Rod-ham.
Last night on the ONT, the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald came up. There's a line "'Twas the witch of November come stealin." Well, Hillary could be a witch of November whose stealin' was thwarted. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 01, 2017 09:10 PM (8O3HH) 179
alex, and that is Why I love you so.
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:10 PM (iS1Cb) 180
Number of words remaining left to write about Hillary Clinton, ever: 0
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2017 09:10 PM (DQ4Fv) What? No obit? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 09:11 PM (Z4Ct4) 181
She won't make it that long.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 08:55 PM (tHwdc) Well...never say never. The Dims can skin her corpse then fit the pelt over one of those Japanese Sex Robots available in 2019. Except for the accent and pervasive scent of Astroglide, her voters will be none the wiser. Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2017 09:11 PM (9q7Dl) 182
eris, psst, I scored us some cake.!
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:11 PM (iS1Cb) 183
171. Yall girls could record that and have a paying YouTube channel.
I'd suggest you disable comments, however. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 01, 2017 09:11 PM (TwwWO) 184
174 Number of words already written about Hillary Clinton:
947,628,401,295,034,960,324,183 Number of words remaining left to write about Hillary Clinton, ever: 0 Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2017 09:10 PM (DQ4Fv) --One more: Skopje Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at June 01, 2017 09:11 PM (GsAUU) 185
"You know I guess we should just come out of the closet and eat all the cakes."
-Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:09 PM (iS1Cb) *runs in circles like a happy dog* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 01, 2017 09:11 PM (6gk0M) 186
I don't know, but I'm preparing for the ONT by removing my pants.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 01, 2017 09:06 PM (6gk0M) Don't expect to be invited into the sauna. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 09:11 PM (tHwdc) 187
Disagreement != disrespect. But, they know that.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2017 09:11 PM (6FqZa) Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 01, 2017 09:11 PM (zc3Db) 189
she would have us destroyed if she's have actually won .
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:12 PM (iS1Cb) 190
logprof- I am woefully ignorant on the link thing.
Gist of the tweets. Duterte_ I will protect all soldiers for up to three rapes. CC - This is never funny Duterte- WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO SAY WHEN YOUR DAD WAS FUCKING LEWINSKY? CC - No further comment. Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2017 09:12 PM (G5rQh) 191
Macron is inviting American scientistes to find refuge in La Belle France to fight climate change.
"Make our planet great again". Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 01, 2017 09:12 PM (NT3RT) 192
you know I guess we should just come out of the closet and eat all the cakes
This is a euphemism, isn't it? Lie to me if you have to. Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 01, 2017 09:12 PM (t5clZ) 193
Hmmm, maybe dab a little here and also here, too...
--- sugary substances below the waist line on females is contraindicated. ask me how i know... Posted by: redc1c4 at June 01, 2017 09:12 PM (NIT2u) 194
you know I guess we should just come out of the closet and eat all the cakes
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:09 PM (iS1Cb) That was my life choice, yes. Posted by: alexthechick - at this point I think there's a beach up in there at June 01, 2017 09:12 PM (dEQP3) 195
Harris Teeter was mean and had buy one get one free slices of cake and I'm made of awesome and not stone.
Posted by: alexthechick - at this point I think there's a beach up in there at June 01, 2017 09:10 PM (dEQP3) A beach? In where? Lol Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2017 09:12 PM (pUDQf) 196
I got a four pack of mini chocolate bunt cakes smothered in frosting and encrusted in chocolate chips at Trader Joe's today.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 01, 2017 09:12 PM (6Ll1u) 197
155 yumm scogg.
licks lips Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:07 PM (iS1Cb) Well ... shit. Here's the problem with throwing out bait. You might get a bite. Now what the hell do I do ? willow - I don't have chocolate cake batter - or a pan to smoke or grill it in. That - as we say in my line of work - was a damned lie. Now - I got some canned corn and green beans. I got some cornbread mix. And I got some left-over center-cut chops that I grilled on Tuesday. I can throw that shit together on a plate and push it through the USB - but that's about it. Sorry. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2017 09:12 PM (fiGNd) Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 01, 2017 09:12 PM (IcT7t) 199
Too many white males in my campaign. They wanted me to fail because they are sexist.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 01, 2017 09:13 PM (vRcUp) 200
Off you Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box sock!!
Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at June 01, 2017 09:13 PM (W6u6R) 201
Harris Teeter was mean and had buy one get one free slices of cake and I'm made of awesome and not stone.
Posted by: alexthechick - at this point I think there's a beach up in there at June 01, 2017 09:10 PM (dEQP3) You're the BEST! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 09:13 PM (tHwdc) 202
"Naked and sweaty with a cake and two forks. Hooookay!"
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 09:10 PM (tHwdc) *Pees on rug, a little* *wags tail* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 01, 2017 09:13 PM (6gk0M) Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:13 PM (iS1Cb) 204
191 Macron is inviting American scientistes to find refuge in La Belle France to fight climate change.
"Make our planet great again". Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 01, 2017 09:12 PM (NT3RT) He's probably hoping they can keep his wife alive for another fifty years. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2017 09:13 PM (4ErVI) 205
172 The DNC will be pushing Fauxcahontas next go round.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2017 09:10 PM (pUDQf) I don't think so. Fauxcahontas will be too old to make a first run. If she wanted to run, she could have run against Her Thighness, and probably won. Kamala Harris is a better bet, I suspect. A lot younger, batshit crazy, impressively stupidity, and a ethnically mutt to boot. Perfect. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 09:13 PM (Z4Ct4) Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 01, 2017 09:13 PM (Uxokn) 207
>> >>you know I guess we should just come out of the closet
>> >> and eat all the cakes >> This is a euphemism, isn't it? Lie to me if you have to. Well, it's better than coming out of the closet and tossing all the salads. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 01, 2017 09:14 PM (8O3HH) 208
Naked and sweaty with a cake and two forks. Hooookay!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 09:10 PM (tHwdc) Note to self...add a sauna in my pirate ship with the hot tub. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 01, 2017 09:14 PM (aMlLZ) 209
she would have us destroyed if she's have actually won .
She would have made us pay for all the shame she had to swallow as she tried to fuck her way to the top. Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 01, 2017 09:14 PM (t5clZ) 210
What a sore loser.
Posted by: Al Gore at June 01, 2017 09:14 PM (edBdg) 211
Bitter old hag. It looks good on her.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 01, 2017 09:14 PM (CNHr1) Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2017 09:14 PM (DQ4Fv) 213
182 eris, psst, I scored us some cake.!
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:11 PM (iS1Cb) ---- *Goes into deserted alley, looks around furtively* *rolls around in Boston Cream Cake* Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 01, 2017 09:14 PM (NT3RT) Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 01, 2017 09:14 PM (PUmDY) 215
scogg?
I am writing your name down in my book of meanies. I will Never forget! weeping hysterically eyes reddening o my r u in truble dude. Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:14 PM (iS1Cb) 216
sugary substances below the waist line on females is contraindicated.
ask me how i know... Posted by: redc1c4 at June 01, 2017 09:12 PM (NIT2u) There are a lot of options being ruled out here. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 09:15 PM (tHwdc) 217
Princess Chelsea said her mother's loss was "an unexpected blessing" because of "all the time we have been able to spend together".
Her nanny was deported and she can't find anyone to watch the kids, so it's off to Chappaqua Manor for quality time. Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at June 01, 2017 09:15 PM (mJExs) 218
"Make our planet great again".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 01, 2017 09:12 PM (NT3RT) I don't think the Frogs inter alia would like any serious plan to make the planet great again. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 09:15 PM (Z4Ct4) 219
My best memory is of election night when everyone thought she'd already won. Chelsea comes running up to her and gives her a big hug and Bill starts jumping up and down. Shit-eating grins all around. And then, and then....
Posted by: washrivergal at June 01, 2017 09:15 PM (+tKYk) 220
Hillary is starting to smell sort of like the lint that you dig out of the toes of your old gym shoes. Sorta, old, slightly rotten, and competely dried out. Just don't let it get damp again. Phewee.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 01, 2017 09:15 PM (NXsWM) 221
Eris, you look gorgeous darling in frosting.
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:15 PM (iS1Cb) 222
One day her face will melt off on stage and her true soul will be revealed freezing her adoring fans forever in a state of gibbering terror.
Even now the Necromacan is being removed from its shelf. Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 01, 2017 09:15 PM (hJrjt) 223
Last night on the ONT, the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald came up.
There's a line "'Twas the witch of November come stealin." Well, Hillary could be a witch of November whose stealin' was thwarted. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 01, 2017 09:10 PM (8O3HH) Oh man, you could so do a whole Edmund Fitzgerald parody on that theme. "At 7 PM, the old crook came on stage, and said, "Ladies, I'm too drunk to rape you." We should Horde-source the songwriting, and then get Captain Whitebread to record it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2017 09:16 PM (7MWCL) 224
190 logprof- I am woefully ignorant on the link thing.
Gist of the tweets. Duterte_ I will protect all soldiers for up to three rapes. CC - This is never funny Duterte- WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO SAY WHEN YOUR DAD WAS FUCKING LEWINSKY? CC - No further comment. Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2017 09:12 PM (G5rQh) --Duterte advances 5 level of Troll. Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at June 01, 2017 09:16 PM (GsAUU) 225
alex saved us.
looks sideways at scogg and mutters into my cauldron. Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:16 PM (iS1Cb) 226
205 172 The DNC will be pushing Fauxcahontas next go round.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2017 09:10 PM (pUDQf) I don't think so. Fauxcahontas will be too old to make a first run. If she wanted to run, she could have run against Her Thighness, and probably won. Kamala Harris is a better bet, I suspect. A lot younger, batshit crazy, impressively stupidity, and a ethnically mutt to boot. Perfect. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 09:13 PM (Z4Ct4) Neither Trump or Potato Vodka were spring chickens this go round. Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2017 09:16 PM (pUDQf) 227
Her nanny was deported and she can't find anyone to watch the kids, so it's off to Chappaqua Manor for quality time.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at June 01, 2017 09:15 PM (mJExs) Just not after noon. Once that old bitch gets a few highballs down, all bets are off, and it sure ain't safe for the kiddies. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 01, 2017 09:17 PM (NXsWM) 228
145 Did the Pope hand Pelosi and Obama Encyclicals on abortion? Juan Williams just said PDT "disrespected" the Pope on the climate.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 01, 2017 09:05 PM (PUmDY) I disrespect this cocksucker on a daily basis. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 09:17 PM (Z4Ct4) 229
*Pees on rug, a little*
*wags tail* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 01, 2017 09:13 PM (6gk0M) <pats him on the head but avoids the wet spots> You know chocolate is bad for doggies. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 09:17 PM (tHwdc) 230
One day her face will melt off on stage and her true soul will be revealed freezing her adoring fans forever in a state of gibbering terror.
Even now the Necromacan is being removed from its shelf. Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 01, 2017 09:15 PM (hJrjt) She is a Lich. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 01, 2017 09:17 PM (aMlLZ) 231
221 Eris, you look gorgeous darling in frosting.
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:15 PM (iS1Cb) --- Thank you darling. I always wait until after Memorial Day to slather on white frosting. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 01, 2017 09:17 PM (NT3RT) 232
204 191 Macron is inviting American scientistes to find refuge in La Belle France to fight climate change.
Macaroni, Merkin and Genitalia have declared they will never negotiate with the U.S. regarding the Paree Accor Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 01, 2017 09:17 PM (hJrjt) 233
smacks slaps rear throws him out the door.
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:18 PM (iS1Cb) 234
...""At 7 PM, the old crook came on stage, and said, "Ladies, I'm too drunk to rape you."
We should Horde-source the songwriting, and then get Captain Whitebread to record it." -Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2017 09:16 PM (7MWCL) I could have this knocked-out in under an hour, but I need to sleep! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 01, 2017 09:18 PM (6gk0M) Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 01, 2017 09:18 PM (t5clZ) 236
eris, of course
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:18 PM (iS1Cb) 237
I've never had cake in the sauna.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 09:07 PM (tHwdc) fnord (tHwdc) It's very moist. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2017 09:19 PM (wB8Tg) 238
I've just read that a CNN talking head-giver said today on the air in a panel discussion that "the Russians cloaked Wisconsin so Hillary couldn't find it on the map"!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 01, 2017 09:19 PM (e9G8E) 239
o my r u in truble dude.
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:14 PM (iS1Cb) In my defense ... the center-cut chops were the cat's ass. Been doing this thing on a Weber Kettle Grille where I get a clean fire in the middle, meat on the edges, and a soaked chunk of cherry wood in the middle. Vents 3/4 closed. Good eats. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2017 09:19 PM (fiGNd) 240
It is amazing that the "smartest woman in the world" can't find even marginally competent staff.
The scary part is, Weiner might be "the brains" of the inner circle. Posted by: WarEagle82 at June 01, 2017 09:19 PM (xUc0d) 241
231. Yeah, but ya gotta be a patreon subscriber to see that.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 01, 2017 09:19 PM (TwwWO) 242
Note to self...add a sauna in my pirate ship with the hot tub.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 01, 2017 09:14 PM (aMlLZ) And a refrigerator for Cream Cake. There is nothing like eating cake naked with 2 forks. Or maybe a cherry pie. Joy/ Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 09:19 PM (tHwdc) 243
I cannot believe how close we were to a Hillary doomsday.
after 8 frkn years of Obama. I would be moaning and crying like the left about now. while listening to Hillary cackle and round all us deplorables to happy fun camp. Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:19 PM (iS1Cb) 244
I don't know why but for some reason I saw this interview. She was vicious -- it was absolutely all about her and what SHE did. And how she had to provide the money, etc. etc. Really nasty.
So, now I am going to sit back and watch the Jimmys of the DNC and the Hillary campaign peeps and maybe the Obummers and Sandernistas fight amongst themselves. Way to go Hils' Posted by: gracepc at June 01, 2017 09:20 PM (OU4q6) 245
240 It is amazing that the "smartest woman in the world" can't find even marginally competent staff.
The scary part is, Weiner might be "the brains" of the inner circle. Posted by: WarEagle82 at June 01, 2017 09:19 PM (xUc0d) And yet, all liberals will gleefully inform you that you are knuckle dragging troglodyte in comparison to their very own intelligence and brilliance. Go figure. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 01, 2017 09:21 PM (NXsWM) 246
I eagerly anticipate the nickname PDT will have for Warren.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 01, 2017 09:21 PM (PUmDY) 247
Neither Trump or Potato Vodka were spring chickens this go round.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2017 09:16 PM (pUDQf) No, but two things: 1. Trump will be running (presumably) for RE-election, not first-time election. He'll be asking for four years, not eight, as Fauxcahontas would (implicitly) be doing. 2. The obvious way to pitch the campaign is old vs. young. Having your candidate every bit as old as his opponent destroys that angle. Plus, it'd be white person vs. white person. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 09:21 PM (Z4Ct4) 248
scogg, one day you might buy your way off my meanie list with a steak.!
steak is my dream come true . it's been a while. Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:21 PM (iS1Cb) 249
Here's the thing. Hillary thinks she's the smartest woman in the world but Zombies would die of starvation in the company of her campaign.
Brains, brains, nope no brains here. Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 01, 2017 09:21 PM (hJrjt) 250
I assume this is a joke but I can't tell mental health nurses from the inmates these days so who knows?
http://tinyurl.com/ya9kvx8h Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 01, 2017 09:21 PM (Nwg0u) 251
It's very moist.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2017 09:19 PM (wB8Tg) And the frosting gets reeeaaaaly soft... Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 09:22 PM (tHwdc) 252
If Democrat Party leaders want her to go away, they need to strong-arm the colleges, conferences, and so forth to STOP inviting Her Heinous to speak. She will keep going to events for as long as the event coordinators send a plane to get and return her, pick up her hotel, food, and bar bills, and pay her a fee. What else does she have to do? Bake cookies? (Hell, I bet she even charges Chelsea whenever she babysits the grandkids!)
Posted by: Gref at June 01, 2017 09:22 PM (AMIL/) 253
What about a Smoked Cake ? Cherry and Apple ?
Will that fly ? Posted by: ScoggDog Smoked Cake? Sorry, son. We don't do hashish here. Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2017 09:22 PM (udajc) 254
The DNC's response is #FakeNews. They've sold out to the Russians as well.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 01, 2017 09:22 PM (vRcUp) Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 01, 2017 09:22 PM (Uxokn) 256
"smacks slaps rear throws him out the door" -Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:18 PM (iS1Cb) *ears down, tail low* *licks chops, walks in a circle, lays down* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 01, 2017 09:22 PM (6gk0M) 257
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2017 08:41 PM (auHtY)
Thx. Couldn't remember where I saw that screen of excuses. It was crowded. Posted by: gracepc at June 01, 2017 09:22 PM (OU4q6) 258
Still curious what ever happened to that big piece of fake glass ceiling the old hag was supposed to 'break' after her victory. I'd pay good money for it as a souvenir
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2017 09:22 PM (pUDQf) 259
Mittens has been kinda cunty over the years, but nothing like this nasty FAB.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 01, 2017 09:22 PM (394Mh) 260
Macron is inviting American scientistes to find refuge in La Belle France to fight climate change.
"Make our planet great again". Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 01, 2017 09:12 PM (NT3RT) fnord (NT3RT) We must sequester so much carbon that the plants die and then the animals die and then everything else gets locked up in limestone and the free oxygen leaks into space and the end result is a lifeless, petrified rock. It's almost as if some patient aliens who wanted Earth came up with that one. "Hey, let's tell 'em CO2 is *dangerous!" There's a Galaxy's Most Evil Pranks being filmed somewhere. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2017 09:22 PM (wB8Tg) 261
And a refrigerator for Cream Cake.
There is nothing like eating cake naked with 2 forks. Or maybe a cherry pie. Joy/ Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 09:19 PM (tHwdc) Just don't let yourself be photographed doing that while seated upon the toilet, even though you are hawt. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2017 09:23 PM (7MWCL) 262
Point of order.
I have, in actual really real reality, shared my Wegman's carrot cake with Eris. Posted by: alexthechick - at this point I think there's a beach up in there at June 01, 2017 09:23 PM (dEQP3) 263
Macaroni, Merkin and Genitalia have declared they will never negotiate with the U.S. regarding the Paree Accor
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 01, 2017 09:17 PM (hJrjt) But where does Liechtenstein stand? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 09:23 PM (Z4Ct4) 264
Never cry shitwolf.
Posted by: Jim Lahey at June 01, 2017 09:23 PM (GsAUU) 265
scogg, one day you might buy your way off my meanie list with a steak.!
steak is my dream come true . it's been a while. Posted by: willow Ditto. Not since things went to hell here. I think I shall have steak this weekend. Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 01, 2017 09:23 PM (66CWr) 266
Eating cake. I saw an educational type video one time about a birthday girl whose friend baked her a cake. The poor girl must've been retarded or spastic or something because she just made a mess of it and the other girl had to help her clean it up. Of course, if I didn't know better, I'd think they were doing that on purpose for some reason. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 01, 2017 09:23 PM (8O3HH) 267
Sorry, son. We don't do hashish here.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2017 09:22 PM (udajc) Speak for yourself! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 09:23 PM (tHwdc) Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 01, 2017 09:23 PM (Uxokn) 269
I was IN Wisconsin, I know where it is, and it really isn't all that hard to get to. You can smell the Limburger from the Illinois border.
As my sister's friend would say about Hillary, she wouldn't have to hold her nose so high if she'd wash her snatch once in a while. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 01, 2017 09:23 PM (NXsWM) 270
As I said this morning, I think it's cute the way she thinks other people's money is hers to give to the DNC.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 01, 2017 09:23 PM (jK8Z7) 271
I can picture Hillary at home, half empty bottle of vodka, clothes strewn all over the floor screaming. NO WIRE HANGERS!
Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at June 01, 2017 09:23 PM (W6u6R) 272
everytime a journOlist wimpers I smile now.
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:23 PM (iS1Cb) 273
yeah poor crooked Hillary ... she not only had big money and all media and the DNC and insiders leaking intel (e.g. debate questions) to her ... but she had JeB! and Romney and half the Repub pundits pushing for her.
She blames everyone that exposed what a deceitful crook she was.She doesn't seem to realize her status as prima facie evidence of "Deep State Corruption Inc." is in itself the problem. She apparently thinks the little people should love a murderous dictator. Posted by: illiniwek at June 01, 2017 09:24 PM (689ID) 274
*ears down, tail low*
*licks chops, walks in a circle, lays down* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 01, 2017 09:22 PM (6gk0M) Awww! <gives him scritchies> Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 09:24 PM (tHwdc) 275
The DNC lacked one key thing...one decent idea that lifted America.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2017 09:24 PM (0tfLf) Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:24 PM (iS1Cb) 277
ARRRRRGGHHHH
ARRRGGGGHHH I JUST LOOKED DOWN AND THERE WAS A SPIDER CRAWLING ACROSS THE FLOOR. I DROPPED MY KINDLE FIRE ON IT. SACRIFICES MUST SOMETIMES BE MADE. Posted by: alexthechick - at this point I think there's a beach up in there at June 01, 2017 09:24 PM (dEQP3) 278
I don't know why but for some reason I saw this interview. She was vicious
First time for everything. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 09:24 PM (Z4Ct4) 279
You are learning fast, young padawan Duterte.
Posted by: DJT at June 01, 2017 09:24 PM (89T5c) 280
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Kamala Harris is a better bet, I suspect. A lot younger, batshit crazy, impressively stupidity, and a ethnically mutt to boot. Perfect. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 09:13 PM (Z4Ct4) And a One, to be honest. Unlike Hillary or Fauxcohontas. Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2017 09:25 PM (sdi6R) 281
"Point of order. I have, in actual really real reality, shared my Wegman's carrot cake with Eris." -Posted by: alexthechick - at this point I think there's a beach up in there at June 01, 2017 09:23 PM (dEQP3) *pulls chute* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 01, 2017 09:25 PM (6gk0M) 282
Just don't let yourself be photographed doing that while seated upon the toilet, even though you are hawt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2017 09:23 PM (7MWCL) Never! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 09:25 PM (tHwdc) 283
*ears down, tail low*
*licks chops, walks in a circle, lays down* *licks balls* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 01, 2017 09:22 PM (6gk0M) Corrected for accuracy. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 09:25 PM (Z4Ct4) Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 01, 2017 09:25 PM (Uxokn) 285
I have, in actual really real reality, shared my Wegman's carrot cake with Eris.
Posted by: alexthechick - at this point I think there's a beach up in there at June 01, 2017 09:23 PM (dEQP3) and I was chopped liver? Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:25 PM (iS1Cb) 286
SACRIFICES MUST SOMETIMES BE MADE.
Posted by: alexthechick - at this point I think there's a beach up in there at June 01, 2017 09:24 PM (dEQP3) Alex, dear, you DO know that you are bigger than any spider, yes? Next time, keep the napalm a little more to hand. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 01, 2017 09:25 PM (NXsWM) 287
I think a smoked pineapple upside-down cake would work, but I haven't tried it yet.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 01, 2017 09:25 PM (394Mh) 288
CNN host mocks Hillary: 'The Russians cloaked WI so she couldn't find on map'
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 01, 2017 09:26 PM (eHioo) 289
277 ARRRRRGGHHHH
ARRRGGGGHHH I JUST LOOKED DOWN AND THERE WAS A SPIDER CRAWLING ACROSS THE FLOOR. I DROPPED MY KINDLE FIRE ON IT. SACRIFICES MUST SOMETIMES BE MADE. Posted by: alexthechick - at this point I think there's a beach up in there at June 01, 2017 09:24 PM (dEQP3) Do it's squished legs extend past the edges of the Kindle? Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 01, 2017 09:26 PM (hJrjt) 290
I like the fact that she couldn't even go out onto the stage and speak. Had to send a child molesting Satanist out there to talk to the people.
She was too busy throwing lamps at people in her room. Gosh. And to think all those patriarchal chauvinists in the 1800s, sipping their brandy and puffing their cigars, said that women are too emotionally fragile to function in politics! Posted by: RKae at June 01, 2017 09:26 PM (i3rHh) 291
ARRRRRGGHHHH
ARRRGGGGHHH I JUST LOOKED DOWN AND THERE WAS A SPIDER CRAWLING ACROSS THE FLOOR. I DROPPED MY KINDLE FIRE ON IT. SACRIFICES MUST SOMETIMES BE MADE. Posted by: alexthechick - at this point I think there's a beach up in there I was at work earlier this week and looked down. And there was a spider. ON. MY. SHIRT. Thank God I have my own office and nobody had to see what happened next. Sadly, I cannot confirm a kill... Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 01, 2017 09:26 PM (66CWr) 292
Plus, it'd be white person vs. white person.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 09:21 PM (Z4Ct4) Trump does have a very impressive scalp. That should bring out the Injun in her! Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 01, 2017 09:26 PM (jK8Z7) 293
>> Just don't let yourself be photographed doing that while seated
>> upon the toilet, even though you are hawt. You're just jealous! Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 01, 2017 09:26 PM (8O3HH) 294
scogg, one day you might buy your way off my meanie list with a steak.!
steak is my dream come true . it's been a while. Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:21 PM (iS1Cb) Been doing steaks in marinade ... citrus flavors mixed with worcestershire and balsamic vinegar. It tenderizes the meat, I think. And then I smoke 'em. Not grilled. Smoked. Hickory or Mesquite. If the cut is lean ... I wrap it in bacon. Roasted vegetables are the best pairing. I like corn and cauliflower myself. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2017 09:26 PM (fiGNd) Posted by: KenH at June 01, 2017 09:26 PM (nER8W) 296
*licks balls*
-Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 01, 2017 09:22 PM (6gk0M) "Corrected for accuracy." -Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 09:25 PM (Z4Ct4) That doesn't happen until after I'm fed. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 01, 2017 09:27 PM (6gk0M) 297
And the frosting gets reeeaaaaly soft...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 09:22 PM (tHwdc) fnord (tHwdc) And kind of *rolls* off the top and down the sides, and slowly spreads into the warm plate. Be careful not to tip the plate, because you might get some of that frosting on you. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2017 09:27 PM (wB8Tg) 298
Wow. So a lady friend close to me turned on an NBA finals game and a certain superstar player over a period of 15 minutes must have grabbed his nose, like, 500 times. I'm sure no illicit substances are involved.
Posted by: Fritz at June 01, 2017 09:27 PM (TNQMS) 299
slap, no piddles on the floor . Now go lick Miley's ears/neck so she feels better.
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:27 PM (iS1Cb) Posted by: RKae at June 01, 2017 09:27 PM (i3rHh) 301
Corrected for accuracy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 09:25 PM (Z4Ct4) <types, thinks, deletes> Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 09:27 PM (tHwdc) 302
290
I like the fact that she couldn't even go out onto the stage and speak. Had to send a child molesting Satanist out there to talk to the people. She was too busy throwing lamps at people in her room. Gosh. And to think all those patriarchal chauvinists in the 1800s, sipping their brandy and puffing their cigars, said that women are too emotionally fragile to function in politics! Posted by: RKae at June 01, 2017 09:26 PM (i3rHh) I don't think it was her decision. I think the people around her realized she was too drunk and angry to make a speech. But it would have been EPIC!!! Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 01, 2017 09:28 PM (jK8Z7) 303
just wondering, has Hillary gotten around to also blaming the voters..?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 01, 2017 09:28 PM (ILitO) 304
Alex, dear, you DO know that you are bigger than any spider, yes?
Next time, keep the napalm a little more to hand. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 01, 2017 09:25 PM (NXsWM) I remember several years ago, a giant something flew into my apartment one night. At first, I could not tell if it was a baby bat or what since all I could hear was this rustling. When I uncovered it- giant insect. A cicada, I guess. About the size of my hand. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2017 09:28 PM (ZgkX8) 305
I think a smoked pineapple upside-down cake would work, but I haven't tried it yet.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 01, 2017 09:25 PM (394Mh) With a wood pellet grill or possibly Green Egg, you could turn out a perfect smoked cake, though that sounds pretty horrible. Pizza's nice though. Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2017 09:29 PM (9q7Dl) 306
scogg sounds deslish. have you tried using orange wood to smoke?
yummy! carne asada meat cooked that way makes me drool thinking of it. Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:29 PM (iS1Cb) 307
and I was chopped liver?
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:25 PM (iS1Cb) If you were there, I would have given you some too. Brother Cavil, I would have screamed and then peed myself and I'm not kidding. Posted by: alexthechick - at this point I think there's a beach up in there at June 01, 2017 09:29 PM (dEQP3) 308
This is turning into one of those Japanese websites where people pay to watch young girls eat, but you can't even see the food.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 01, 2017 09:29 PM (6Ll1u) 309
Soon, my pretty, all this shall be ours.
Posted by: lolth at June 01, 2017 09:29 PM (6FqZa) 310
Been doing steaks in marinade ... citrus flavors mixed with worcestershire and balsamic vinegar. It tenderizes the meat, I think.
And then I smoke 'em. Not grilled. Smoked. Hickory or Mesquite. If the cut is lean ... I wrap it in bacon. Roasted vegetables are the best pairing. I like corn and cauliflower myself. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2017 09:26 PM (fiGNd) A nude pic of Lena Dunham has amazing meat tenderizing properties, too. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2017 09:29 PM (7MWCL) 311
I would LOVE to see a RICO investigation into campaign financing and contributions.
Its a scam... its known to be a scam... foreign money has poured into campaigns... and those who are supposed to be policing this, are part of the problem... Posted by: Don Q. at June 01, 2017 09:29 PM (NgKpN) 312
slap, no piddles on the floor . Now go lick Miley's ears/neck so she feels better.
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:27 PM (iS1Cb) I guess a little chocolate would be okay. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 09:29 PM (tHwdc) 313
Macedonians are drawers of wood and hewers of water.
They are not launderers. Posted by: logprof At a minimum, they're maunderers. Posted by: JuJuBee at June 01, 2017 09:30 PM (dargh) 314
"slap, no piddles on the floor . Now go lick Miley's ears/neck so she feels better."
-Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:27 PM (iS1Cb) I was excited. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 01, 2017 09:30 PM (6gk0M) 315
I don't think it was her decision. I think the people around her realized she was too drunk and angry to make a speech. But it would have been EPIC!!!
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon ---- Can't you just see her swinging a highball glass back and forth as she teeters up to the microphone and snarls, "I don't need you people! I don't need anyone!" Posted by: RKae at June 01, 2017 09:30 PM (i3rHh) 316
277 ARRRRRGGHHHH
ARRRGGGGHHH I JUST LOOKED DOWN AND THERE WAS A SPIDER CRAWLING ACROSS THE FLOOR. I DROPPED MY KINDLE FIRE ON IT. SACRIFICES MUST SOMETIMES BE MADE. Posted by: alexthechick - at this point I think there's a beach up in there at June 01, 2017 09:24 PM (dEQP3) There was one time at work when I rolled back my chair from my desk at the precise instant that a huge spider was walking by on the floor. Bullseye. It wasn't even intentional. That spider was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2017 09:30 PM (sdi6R) 317
willowed from the previous thread:
So I just binged "advertisers on cnn" and there's an article (listed second!) at the Daily Wire that says: "On Wednesday, Ace of Spades spoke quite elegantly for those of us who abhor the whole idea of boycotts against we do not like but ..." That's hot. Posted by: Joanne at June 01, 2017 09:11 PM sounds like it's time for a bing-bomb let's tweak their algorithm... Posted by: AltonJackson at June 01, 2017 09:28 PM Posted by: AltonJackson at June 01, 2017 09:30 PM (KCxzN) 318
And a One, to be honest. Unlike Hillary or Fauxcohontas.
Posted by: rickl Speak for yourself, mon ami. Posted by: Emmanuel Macron at June 01, 2017 09:30 PM (vRcUp) 319
and I am definitely looking forward to seeing Hillary and Joe Biden fighting for the 2020 Dem nominee. The Dem convention can be sponsored by Depends, Geritol and Denny's Early Bird specials
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 01, 2017 09:30 PM (ILitO) 320
ty, alex. i'll share all my goodies with you too.
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:30 PM (iS1Cb) 321
Robby Mook is a mamaluke.
Posted by: Hillary Distilled at June 01, 2017 09:30 PM (bc2Lc) Posted by: RKae at June 01, 2017 09:31 PM (i3rHh) 323
Kamala Harris is a better bet, I suspect. A lot younger, batshit crazy, impressively stupidity, and a ethnically mutt to boot.
- She'll have problems with the vote-for-me-and-race-problems-will-be-behind-us argument. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 01, 2017 09:31 PM (Nwg0u) 324
I don't think it was her decision. I think the people around her realized she was too drunk and angry to make a speech. But it would have been EPIC!!!
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 01, 2017 09:28 PM (jK8Z7) Sheeet. I never thought about that. Holy fucksticks, that would have been epic. You know she was boozing it up in Prep for her acceptance speech. She'd have been Jolly old St Lucifer and no one would have known she was snockered. Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2017 09:31 PM (pUDQf) 325
273. She reminds me of Monty Burns, ranting and raving about the need for a film about him. 'Spielberg made a movie about Schindler, and made people love him. Well, I made shells for the fuhrer, too - and mine worked!'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 01, 2017 09:31 PM (TwwWO) 326
George Will called us all "scowling primitives" in a column today, apparently. Conservatism must be rescued from the vulgarians.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 01, 2017 09:31 PM (8O3HH) 327
ugh spiders. while cleaning out the sideyard and piles of lumber I saw so many spiders just waiting for me to grab the wood they were hiding under.
shudder Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:31 PM (iS1Cb) 328
I don't think it was her decision. I think the people around her realized she was too drunk and angry to make a speech. But it would have been EPIC!!!
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 01, 2017 09:28 PM (jK8Z7) I agree with your diagnosis, and her rant definitely would have been the stuff of legend. Particularly because at that point, facing the sting of defeat and the end of her political career, she'd have figured she had nothing to lose. Only later might she start thinking she might just have another chance. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 09:32 PM (Z4Ct4) 329
I was visited by a house scorpion earlier. About an inch and a half long. I was content to let him go about his business, but he was really hyper and wouldn't stay hidden. And he kind of had a wild hair to check out the giant.
That was the only reason I threw the little bastard out. I didn't even hurt him. I mean, they *are* insect predators. Killing one means more bugs around. It's not like I'm a Buddhist or anything. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2017 09:32 PM (wB8Tg) 330
I don't think it was her decision. I think the people around her realized she was too drunk and angry to make a speech. But it would have been EPIC!!!
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 01, 2017 09:28 PM (jK8Z7) Oh yeah. It would've blown Nixon's "you won't have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore speech" right out of the water. Those Insider Dims really failed history when one of them didn't push the record app on the cell phone to let us hear what went on inside that room. Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2017 09:32 PM (9q7Dl) 331
She apparently thinks the little people should love a murderous dictator.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 01, 2017 09:24 PM (689ID) She has not seen any of the little people for a quarter-century. All her interactions with people on the campaign were carefully stage-managed, even to the point of the little girl after her fainting spell. I wonder if, in a weird sort of gaslighting way, she thinks she's been in contact with real people since leaving the White House but her handlers have been preventing them from getting near her, so she thinks she's a beloved mother figure to the nation. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 01, 2017 09:32 PM (jK8Z7) 332
George Will called us all "scowling primitives" in a column today, apparently. Conservatism must be rescued from the vulgarians.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 01, 2017 09:31 PM (8O3HH) Are smiling primitives better? At least they're happier. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 09:32 PM (tHwdc) 333
She'll have problems with the vote-for-me-and-race-problems-will-be-behind-us argument.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 01, 2017 09:31 PM (Nwg0u) But ... historic first - woman - and dusky of hue. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 09:32 PM (Z4Ct4) 334
slap I actually have a rat terrier that does that.
hears rain piddle hears wind piddle I say stop! piddle sigh Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:33 PM (iS1Cb) 335
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2017 09:28 PM (ZgkX
Hawaii has Cane Spiders... HUGE hairy Spiders... Was living in the barracks in Wahiawa, top of the island of Oahu... Jumped in the shower, and there was a Cane Spider behind the shower curtain....lurking... Yes, I screamed like a little girl.... then ripped a bookcase shelf down and beat the damn thing to death.... I'm told the scream, and battle, and cussing, was heard at least 2 barracks over.... Posted by: Don Q. at June 01, 2017 09:33 PM (NgKpN) 336
George Will called us all "scowling primitives" in a column today...
--- So, I have to choose between that and "basket of deplorables"? It's an embarrassment of riches. Posted by: RKae at June 01, 2017 09:33 PM (i3rHh) 337
326 George Will called us all "scowling primitives" in a column today, apparently. Conservatism must be rescued from the vulgarians.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 01, 2017 09:31 PM (8O3HH) George, you have tied that bow tie a bit too tightly for too long. Also, you look like you smell. Like ben gay and despair. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2017 09:33 PM (ZgkX8) 338
I would have won. Except for the Macedonians. Also, bullfrogs kept me up at night. And Chapppaqua Municipal Waste raised their recycling fees from $!2.50 to $!5.00! I think the Mercers, ClearChannel and the GRU were behind it!
Posted by: Bribe Me-Granny at June 01, 2017 09:33 PM (Ndje9) 339
Oh yeah. It would've blown Nixon's "you won't have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore speech" right out of the water.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2017 09:32 PM (9q7Dl) What's the over/under on how many F-bombs she'd have dropped in that speech? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 09:33 PM (Z4Ct4) 340
This foul old harridan is fomenting a schism in international relations to cover for her own bloated criminal incompetence.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 09:33 PM (oVJmc) 341
My schadenboner has hijacked an excavator parked nearby and is now digging a foundation for a new home. He even refuses to get permits.
Posted by: THE Conceptual Penis at June 01, 2017 09:34 PM (CEU4j) 342
Usually when someone suffers an embarrassingly public loss of the presidency to someone they could barely imagine losing to, they tend to get out of the public eye. Hillary on the other hand seems set on crawling up into the public eye and the public is wondering if they should be consulting a physician.. or perhaps an exorcist.
Posted by: DaveM at June 01, 2017 09:34 PM (FNtbC) 343
I have, in actual really real reality, shared my Wegman's carrot cake with Eris." -Posted by: alexthechick - at this point I think there's a beach up in there at June 01, 2017 09:23 PM (dEQP3) --- Well, full disclosure -- we wrassled for it. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 01, 2017 09:34 PM (NT3RT) 344
329 I was visited by a house scorpion earlier. About an inch and a half long. I was content to let him go about his business, but he was really hyper and wouldn't stay hidden. And he kind of had a wild hair to check out the giant.
That was the only reason I threw the little bastard out. I didn't even hurt him. I mean, they *are* insect predators. Killing one means more bugs around. It's not like I'm a Buddhist or anything. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2017 09:32 PM (wB8Tg) I'm just thankful that I live in a place where there is no such thing as a "house scorpion". Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2017 09:34 PM (sdi6R) 345
She'll have problems with the vote-for-me-and-race-problems-will-be-behind-us argument.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 01, 2017 09:31 PM (Nwg0u) But ... historic first - woman - and dusky of hue. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 09:32 PM (Z4Ct4) MFM: Good enough for us. When can we start campaigning for her? Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2017 09:34 PM (auHtY) 346
During a round table discussion with DC reporters today, host John King dismissed her excuses by saying, "You don't understand: The Russians cloaked Wisconsin," referring to Clinton's ignoring the battleground state until it was too late.
"So she couldn't find it on a map to get there and campaign there," he added. Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 01, 2017 09:35 PM (eHioo) 347
137 "intergenerational equity" Saw this on a post in the previous thread. Does this actually mean anything? I recognize the words but the order they are in are,,,non nonsensical. Posted by: Puddleglum at June 01, 2017 09:04 PM (pY+s4) It means "Daddy, you better raise my allowance..... or else" Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2017 09:35 PM (quw2O) 348
scogg sounds deslish. have you tried using orange wood to smoke?
I have not ... we don't have it up here in HoosierVille. But I can see why it would be good. I'd like to try that with pork or beef. But not chicken or fish. I've been screwing around lately with adding citrus juices. Smokes some Salmon from Kroger with lemon zest rubbed in and the juice poured on that got great comments ... with nothing more than Mrs. Dash added. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2017 09:35 PM (fiGNd) 349
re 269:
As my sister's friend would say about Hillary, she wouldn't have to hold her nose so high if she'd wash her snatch once in a while. very funny. wonder if that's why Obama seems to have his chin up in the air when he gives a speech. Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 01, 2017 09:35 PM (ILitO) 350
You know , they told us 8 years ago that the world was changing and we just needed to get onboard.
Well it's 8 years later. The world is changing. Again. Get onboard. Night , ya'll. I think tonight's dreams will be of frosting-covered Miley. mmm. frosting. Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 01, 2017 09:35 PM (Uxokn) 351
341 My schadenboner has hijacked an excavator parked nearby and is now digging a foundation for a new home. He even refuses to get permits.
Posted by: THE Conceptual Penis at June 01, 2017 09:34 PM (CEU4j) ---- *North American blackout ensues* This is why you should always call before you dig! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 01, 2017 09:35 PM (NT3RT) 352
George Will called us all "scowling primitives" in a column today...
Here's an illustration http://tinyurl.com/ybtbqbqd Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2017 09:35 PM (6FqZa) 353
321 Robby Mook is a mamaluke.
Posted by: Hillary Distilled at June 01, 2017 09:30 PM (bc2Lc) and his Mother???? MamaMook! Posted by: Don Q. at June 01, 2017 09:35 PM (NgKpN) 354
Wait 'til you get a load of me.
Posted by: Brown Recluse Spider at June 01, 2017 09:35 PM (bc2Lc) Posted by: alexthechick - at this point I think there's a beach up in there at June 01, 2017 09:35 PM (dEQP3) 356
"slap I actually have a rat terrier that does that.
hears rain piddle hears wind piddle I say stop! piddle sigh" -Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:33 PM (iS1Cb) For some reason, I know Dog Behavior. *leg does That Thing to Miley's scritchies* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 01, 2017 09:35 PM (6gk0M) 357
sheesh merovign. escorted him out in one piece?
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:36 PM (iS1Cb) 358
323 Kamala Harris is a better bet, I suspect. A lot younger, batshit crazy, impressively stupidity, and a ethnically mutt to boot.
- She'll have problems with the vote-for-me-and-race-problems-will-be-behind-us argument. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 01, 2017 09:31 PM (Nwg0u) And the dirty little secret that black men don't want a black woman in charge. Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2017 09:36 PM (ANIFC) 359
George Will called us all "scowling primitives" in a column today, apparently. Conservatism must be rescued from the vulgarians. Will is buddies with the opposing political philosophy, but he's incensed by those jejune lower classes that do not know their place. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 09:36 PM (oVJmc) 360
When I uncovered it- giant insect. A cicada, I guess. About the size of my hand.
When my dad was sent to Camp Claiborne after paratrooper training at Fort Bragg in 1942, he said there was a reason why a mosquito is the state bird of Louisiana. Posted by: Basement Cat at June 01, 2017 09:36 PM (3C9q2) 361
Sheeet. I never thought about that. Holy fucksticks, that would have been epic. You know she was boozing it up in Prep for her acceptance speech. She'd have been Jolly old St Lucifer and no one would have known she was snockered.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2017 09:31 PM (pUDQf) You didn't? I stayed up hoping to catch it live. I doubt very much she was boozing until it became clear that she wasn't going to win, at which point the champagne bottle went through the $100,000 flat screen and she started really power drinking. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 09:36 PM (Z4Ct4) 362
I think 8 years is probably still too soon for people to have forgotten all the "racial healing" of the last administration. They'll run a PoC in the primary, but I doubt they'll be the nominee, despite what the DNC thinks.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 01, 2017 09:36 PM (394Mh) 363
Slap diggy coming in at number one again.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at June 01, 2017 09:36 PM (IYHxL) 364
"Okay Horde, I am off to the sleeps.
BE NICE TO WILLOW" *glares at the Horde* -Posted by: alexthechick - at this point I think there's a beach up in there at June 01, 2017 09:35 PM (dEQP3) Yes, ma'am. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 01, 2017 09:36 PM (6gk0M) 365
alex, I will miss you so.
sweet dreams, yummy dreams! well dreams of all the good things we can dream Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:37 PM (iS1Cb) 366
And the dirty little secret that black men don't want a black woman in charge.
Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2017 09:36 PM (ANIFC) You know that, and I know that, but do voters in Democrat primaries know that? Does the DNC know that? Those are the questions. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 09:37 PM (Z4Ct4) Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2017 09:37 PM (sdi6R) 368
The Legacy of Hillary Clinton: The Overwhelming Stench of Ass And Failure.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2017 09:37 PM (sdCmo) 369
-Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at June 01, 2017 09:36 PM (IYHxL)
*fistbump* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 01, 2017 09:37 PM (6gk0M) 370
re 344: no idea what a house scorpion is. My cat once caught a fly and ate it, though.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 01, 2017 09:37 PM (ILitO) 371
I want to make red MAGA-style hats, but they say instead:
Make Earth Hot Again The best part is I could sell MEHA hats to both sides: Lefties will wear it in all sincerity, and Trumpers will wear it to mock the left. Genius! Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2017 09:37 PM (DQ4Fv) 372
George Will called us all "scowling primitives" in a column today, apparently. Conservatism must be rescued from the vulgarians.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 01, 2017 09:31 PM (8O3HH) ======= Really now? I can think of few people who scowl more than that bow tied, non dungaree wearing pinch faced scold DIABLO. Posted by: The Margins at June 01, 2017 09:37 PM (I16G8) 373
How does orange wood smoke ? Do you have to soak it ? Is the grain stringy or chunky ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2017 09:38 PM (fiGNd) Posted by: gNewt at June 01, 2017 09:38 PM (GTeFT) 375
Will is the Arnold Stang/Marvin Kaplan to Trump's Jonathan Winters.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 09:38 PM (oVJmc) 376
321. We don't pay mooks!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 01, 2017 09:38 PM (TwwWO) Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at June 01, 2017 09:38 PM (IYHxL) 378
They'll run a PoC in the primary, but I doubt they'll be the nominee, despite what the DNC thinks.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 01, 2017 09:36 PM (394Mh) Corey Booker is a twofer of a different kind, if rumors are correct. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 01, 2017 09:38 PM (jK8Z7) 379
Primitives? That sounds pretty racist.
Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2017 09:38 PM (ANIFC) Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:38 PM (iS1Cb) 381
326 George Will called us all "scowling primitives" in a column today, apparently. Conservatism must be rescued from the vulgarians.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) George Will reminds me of the Rick & Morty episode where they drop Morty's parents off on a planet for marriage counseling. Without going on too long on this wonderful episode, Morty's Dad is a quivering ass. That is what George Will reminds me of. Posted by: Puddleglum at June 01, 2017 09:39 PM (pY+s4) 382
I've just read that a CNN talking head-giver said today on the air in a panel discussion that "the Russians cloaked Wisconsin so Hillary couldn't find it on the map"!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 01, 2017 09:19 PM (e9G8E) Nah, they told her it was a dry state. Posted by: JuJuBee at June 01, 2017 09:39 PM (dargh) 383
If we had a media, maybe they could ask how ALL her DNC emails got hacked--but absolutely NONE of the top top top secret Special Access emails on her private server. I don't think she even had Norton Anti-Virus on it.
If. Posted by: Bribe Me-Granny at June 01, 2017 09:39 PM (Ndje9) 384
George Will called us all "scowling primitives" in a column today, apparently. Conservatism must be rescued from the vulgarians.
Fuck that prissy bitch. Posted by: tu3031 at June 01, 2017 09:39 PM (qJhUV) 385
I am Groot!
Posted by: Spartacus at June 01, 2017 09:40 PM (mvenn) 386
379 Primitives? That sounds pretty racist.
Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2017 09:38 PM (ANIFC) Well, it IS hard to keep all those baptist sect straight. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2017 09:40 PM (ZgkX8) 387
election night I didn't watch, the mfm had me convinced Hillary won.
I went to bed and was woken by mybest friend screaming in my ear Trump won! I couldn't believe it. Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:40 PM (iS1Cb) Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 01, 2017 09:40 PM (OhTOr) Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 09:40 PM (2qHjF) 390
Jumped in the shower, and there was a Cane Spider behind the shower curtain....lurking...
Yes, I screamed like a little girl.... then ripped a bookcase shelf down and beat the damn thing to death.... I'm told the scream, and battle, and cussing, was heard at least 2 barracks over.... Posted by: Don Q. at June 01, 2017 09:33 PM (NgKpN) --- You haven't screamed like a castrato on helium until you've seen a North Shore centipede swimming around in your toilet. They're like a foot long, with pincers! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 01, 2017 09:40 PM (NT3RT) 391
George Will should stick to writing about baseball.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 01, 2017 09:40 PM (6gk0M) 392
335 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2017 09:28 PM (ZgkX Hawaii has Cane Spiders... HUGE hairy Spiders... Was living in the barracks in Wahiawa, top of the island of Oahu... Jumped in the shower, and there was a Cane Spider behind the shower curtain....lurking... Yes, I screamed like a little girl.... then ripped a bookcase shelf down and beat the damn thing to death.... I'm told the scream, and battle, and cussing, was heard at least 2 barracks over.... Posted by: Don Q. at June 01, 2017 09:33 PM (NgKpN) Oh, those things scared the shit out of me when I was a kid. Even worse were the centipedes. THOSE things creep me out. On the other hand, the geckos are awesome. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2017 09:41 PM (quw2O) 393
I'm just thankful that I live in a place where there is no such thing as a "house scorpion".
Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2017 09:34 PM (sdi6R) fnord (sdi6R) They're not actually scorpions, and they're pretty harmless. Around here this is what they call them, but "house centipede" would be a better name. But, you know, even people who make calm and rational decisions about insect predation and relative values of pests don't really want something with 36 long slender legs climbing on them. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2017 09:41 PM (wB8Tg) 394
Really now? I can think of few people who scowl more than that bow tied, non dungaree wearing pinch faced scold DIABLO.
He does give Cubs fans a bad name, doesn't he? Grammie needs to give that boy a good talkin'-to. Posted by: Basement Cat at June 01, 2017 09:41 PM (3C9q2) 395
372 George Will called us all "scowling primitives" in a column today, apparently. Conservatism must be rescued from the vulgarians.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 01, 2017 09:31 PM (8O3HH) ======= Really now? I can think of few people who scowl more than that bow tied, non dungaree wearing pinch faced scold DIABLO. Posted by: The Margins at June 01, 2017 09:37 PM (I16G Well..... isn't being a scowling Primitive part of our Culture? Therefore, under the rules of Multiculturalism, he cannot say anything bad about us Scowling Primitives... because... CULTURE! and since the new rules are that Culture is Race.. (see Islam...).... George Will is a Racist Bastard.... Posted by: Don Q. at June 01, 2017 09:41 PM (NgKpN) 396
386. Pfft! Dunkards....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 01, 2017 09:41 PM (TwwWO) 397
primitives?
oh so were knuckle draggin, cave dwellers to Our 'betters' on our side too now? well tough George. Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:41 PM (iS1Cb) 398
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2017 09:41 PM (wB8Tg)
*thinks about burning the house down just reading this* Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at June 01, 2017 09:42 PM (IYHxL) 399
For George Will -
So shut, shut your mouth Cause I'm not listening anyhow I've had enough, enough of you Enough to last a lifetime through Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2017 09:42 PM (6FqZa) 400
George, and I will call YOU a bitter clinger, clingin to that ole time religion of godumbness.
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:42 PM (iS1Cb) 401
Hi everyone.
Bad luck recently, at least technologically. I broke my work computer twice then broke the screen on my home laptop over the weekend. Won't get it replaced for another ten days or so. Meanwhile, I'm trying to negotiate the internet on this POS notebook that we usually use to run our tv shows, but it is painfully slow. I hope you are all well. Fuck the Democrats and yay Trump for pulling out of the Paris accords, although I'ms ure some leftist asshole judge will figure out a way to rule this illegal. Because leftists gotta asshole. Posted by: DangerGirl on a Crappy Computer at June 01, 2017 09:42 PM (/o9Qk) 402
New strategy: an excuse too far
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 01, 2017 09:43 PM (eHioo) 403
The only thing that can save the democrat party is Hillary dying.
And yet the selfish bitch refuses to even fake her death and fly away to Qatar. She truly is a real cunt. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 09:43 PM (2qHjF) 404
George Will is a low-T Les Nessman.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 09:43 PM (oVJmc) 405
397 primitives?
oh so were knuckle draggin, cave dwellers to Our 'betters' on our side too now? well tough George. Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:41 PM (iS1Cb) You know.... I don't think I've ever seen anyone with a bow tie, in a War zone... Posted by: Don Q. at June 01, 2017 09:43 PM (NgKpN) 406
Just read George Will's column. It's a beaut.
Loutish faux conservatism. Populism is incompatible with conservatism. We need to be governed by our betters. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 01, 2017 09:43 PM (8O3HH) 407
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 01, 2017 09:40 PM (NT3RT) *fistbump* Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2017 09:43 PM (quw2O) 408
Trump should announce he's going to start using a private server.
Then he should say he's considering selling Putin an additional 20% of our uranium. And send Kushner to Moscow to give a half-million dollar speech to Russian bankers for the Trump Foundation. It's all completely innocent. Right? Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 01, 2017 09:44 PM (Ndje9) 409
Mooch-Clinton: there's a ticket.
Scrotum shriveler and scrotum-scratcher. Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 01, 2017 09:40 PM (OhTOr) Begs the question; Who's on top? Posted by: gNewt at June 01, 2017 09:44 PM (GTeFT) 410
Can anyone name anything George Will, Frum or Brooks have *done* other than pontificate judgmentally about the team they claim to be on?
I mean, if there's one thing I care less about than teams, it's celebrities. Especially *minor* celebrities. Especially the heels. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2017 09:44 PM (wB8Tg) 411
God Love ya, Ace. You can turn a phrase. Great way to end the day.
Posted by: Infidel at June 01, 2017 09:44 PM (ie8tB) Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 01, 2017 09:44 PM (TwwWO) 413
holy cow, gipper that Would be fun!
Posted by: willow at June 01, 2017 09:45 PM (iS1Cb) 414
I think 2020 will be interesting to see whether they will try to appease all the myriad special interest groups, or whether they will choose a 'safer' choice in Joey Choo-Choo.
Gun to my head, my guess (depending on how the next 4 years go) is that they will try to bring back the symbolic corn flake days and run Biden. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2017 09:45 PM (ZgkX8) 415
Kathy Griffin Having a press conference tomorrow about being "bullied " by the Trumps since the beheading photo Milking it Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2017 09:45 PM (Qsz0U) 416
Is it wrong if I hope George will gets gang raped by rabid AIDS infested monkeys at the zoo or India or wherever monkeys can get to him?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 09:46 PM (2qHjF) 417
Well ... Later Horde.
Off to dream of new marinades and smokes dancing in my head. I have an idea ... what about a cut like a T-Bone with an orange sectioned and the citrus flesh laid on for flavor ? With the skin zested and maybe rubbed as a seasoning ? Gotta' pair that with something different. Not too bitter - not too sweet. Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2017 09:46 PM (fiGNd) 418
*leg does That Thing to Miley's scritchies* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 01, 2017 09:35 PM (6gk0M) I love That Thing. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 01, 2017 09:46 PM (tHwdc) 419
As much as I want the Clintons to just go away, having Hillary speak in public like this helps us and reminds people of the bullet we dodged. Same for her edgy, thought leader daughter. Please, keep tweeting about the intersectionality of breast feeding, global warming and racism. Maybe a few more rewards for doing nothing. It is comedy gold and shows what an elitist, bubbled snob she is.
Posted by: Ripley at June 01, 2017 09:46 PM (NbRJx) 420
as has been noted here and elsewhere, it's about the money. it's about hillary keeping herself relevant and central to political discourse in order to be in the flow of money.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 01, 2017 09:47 PM (WTSFk) 421
Even as we read and comment, Slap is preparing to attempt Primus Overnight Nocte.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2017 09:47 PM (DMUuz) 422
393
They're not actually scorpions, and they're pretty harmless. Around here this is what they call them, but "house centipede" would be a better name. But, you know, even people who make calm and rational decisions about insect predation and relative values of pests don't really want something with 36 long slender legs climbing on them. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2017 09:41 PM (wB8Tg) Oh, I DO have house centipedes. I keep empty glass jars with pieces of cardboard to catch spiders and release them outside. I keep flyswatters for the centipedes. (Where do they call centipedes scorpions?) Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2017 09:47 PM (sdi6R) 423
Is it wrong if I hope George will gets gang raped by rabid AIDS infested monkeys at the zoo or India or wherever monkeys can get to him?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 09:46 PM (2qHjF) fnord (2qHjF) That's very Joss Whedon of you. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2017 09:47 PM (wB8Tg) 424
*ONT is NOOD!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 01, 2017 09:48 PM (6gk0M) 425
410 Can anyone name anything George Will, Frum or Brooks have *done* other than pontificate judgmentally about the team they claim to be on?
I mean, if there's one thing I care less about than teams, it's celebrities. Especially *minor* celebrities. Especially the heels. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2017 09:44 PM (wB8Tg) *ponders* twenty years ago, I actually liked what Will wrote. He has a certain nostalgic sentimentality that I thought was ok, because I shared it (Reagan, primarily.) Frum always seemed like a smarmy git. Brooks, I never heard of until he was hired as the token 'conservative' for the NYTs. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2017 09:48 PM (ZgkX8) 426
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Kathy Griffin Having a press conference tomorrow about being "bullied " by the Trumps since the beheading photo Milking it Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2017 09:45 PM (Qsz0U) The feminist playbook has very few pages. These scrunts are as predictable as a sunrise. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 09:48 PM (2qHjF) 427
Kathy Griffin Having a press conference tomorrow about being "bullied " by the Trumps since the beheading photo And the attacker claims to be victim. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 09:49 PM (oVJmc) 428
"Didn't she die after a massive stroke during the last election"
I wonder to this day what happened to the body double they hastily sent out to the sidewalk after Hillary's legless collapse. Who briefly posed for photos, but with the press photographers being held back at a discreet distance for "safety". You know the one. The visibly younger, fitter woman with a slightly different hairstyle. Who could pass for Hilldawg for a few minutes in a pinch. Paid off handsomely and living quietly somewhere? Or not paid off, yet rendered definitively and permanently quiet? Posted by: torquewrench at June 01, 2017 09:49 PM (ujwCG) 429
I like itsy bitsy spiders and teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikinis! Preferably on girls.
Posted by: Joe Biden 2020 at June 01, 2017 09:49 PM (bc2Lc) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 09:49 PM (Z4Ct4) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 01, 2017 09:49 PM (Nwg0u) 432
Having a press conference tomorrow about being "bullied " by the Trumps since the beheading photo
Milking it Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2017 09:45 PM (Qsz0U) ====== Go on the attack and then immediately retreat back into protected class victimhood when called on it. How Me Again Kelly of her. Posted by: The Margins at June 01, 2017 09:49 PM (I16G8) 433
Will and Krauthammer were love buddies during Reagan's first campaign.
Posted by: gNewt at June 01, 2017 09:49 PM (GTeFT) 434
they will try to bring back the symbolic corn flake days and run Biden.
I doubt Delaware's Favorite Son could even win the paste factory vote. Posted by: Basement Cat at June 01, 2017 09:49 PM (3C9q2) 435
I'm willing to bet that even Sasquatch has had it up to here with her incessant bitching. She'll be looking for a slither or two with Nessie next. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2017 09:49 PM (pNxlR) 436
House Scorpions would be a bad kind of music fusion style.
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Kathy Griffin Having a press conference tomorrow about being "bullied " by the Trumps since the beheading photo Milking it Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2017 09:45 PM (Qsz0U) Of course. Just as Muslims kill infidels because they are being oppressed by infidels. Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2017 09:50 PM (sdi6R) 438
The ONT is up.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 01, 2017 09:51 PM (NT3RT) 439
(Where do they call centipedes scorpions?)
Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2017 09:47 PM (sdi6R) fnord (sdi6R) Several years ago when I discovered them, there seemed to be a division on what to call them. Everyone seems to have settled on "house centipede" now, so I'll try to stick to that term. http://bit.ly/2suFcn8 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2017 09:51 PM (wB8Tg) 440
423 Is it wrong if I hope George will gets gang raped by rabid AIDS infested monkeys at the zoo or India or wherever monkeys can get to him?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 09:46 PM (2qHjF) fnord (2qHjF) That's very Joss Whedon of you. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2017 09:47 PM (wB8Tg) Did he call for AIDS monkeys to rape Trump. I only said it because I know it could and never would happen. His mask did slip, again. And he thinks of us as subhumans like all good Marxists do. So fuck him. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 09:52 PM (2qHjF) 441
430 Kathy Griffin
Who? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 09:49 PM (Z4Ct4) Literally Joker with an unsubstantiated vagina. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 09:54 PM (2qHjF) 442
/sock off
Posted by: Muldoon at June 01, 2017 09:54 PM (mvenn) 443
I'm waiting for Denis Leary to play Lelley Anne Conway on Fallon
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 01, 2017 09:54 PM (eHioo) 444
219 My best memory is of election night when everyone thought she'd already won. Chelsea comes running up to her and gives her a big hug and Bill starts jumping up and down. Shit-eating grins all around. And then, and then....
Posted by: washrivergal at June 01, 2017 09:15 PM (+tKYk) I thought that was from Hillary's New York Senate race? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2017 09:58 PM (4ErVI) 445
Did he call for AIDS monkeys to rape Trump.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 09:52 PM (2qHjF) fnord (2qHjF) It was a rhinoceros and Ryan. Whedon seems to have a real hard-on for Ryan. I get *why* you're doing what you're doing, it's just I think that "emulate in all ways" just puts people who do it aimed at the same finish line as the histrionic left. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2017 09:59 PM (wB8Tg) 446
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Several years ago when I discovered them, there seemed to be a division on what to call them. Everyone seems to have settled on "house centipede" now, so I'll try to stick to that term. http://bit.ly/2suFcn8 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2017 09:51 PM (wB8Tg) Yep, that's a centipede, all right. Damn you to hell for that link. Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2017 10:00 PM (sdi6R) 447
Several years ago when I discovered them, there seemed to be a
division on what to call them. Everyone seems to have settled on "house centipede" now, so I'll try to stick to that term. Yeah, my grandma's house used to have those all the time. Creepy little things. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 10:05 PM (oVJmc) 448
Having a press conference tomorrow about being "bullied " by the Trumps since the beheading photo
And the attacker claims to be victim. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 09:49 PM (oVJmc) Please, please let her become the face of the Resistance. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 01, 2017 10:06 PM (jK8Z7) 449
Damn you to hell for that link.
Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2017 10:00 PM (sdi6R) fnord (sdi6R) ... ... ... What did you *think* it would be a link to....? Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2017 10:08 PM (wB8Tg) 450
It's all completely innocent.
Right? Posted by: The Gipper Lives My schadenboner would probably become sentient, invent faster-than-light space travel, create an intersteller the empire hundreds of light-years across, exterminate all competing sentient species, and eventually discover immortality, just to celebrate if Trump did that. Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2017 10:15 PM (sdCmo) 451
Hillary Clinton claims she lost election because Trump 'colluded with 1,000 Russian agents'
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 01, 2017 10:17 PM (eHioo) Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 01, 2017 10:17 PM (Ndje9) 453
It doesn't take this long to indict a ham sammich. Just sayin'.
Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2017 12:04 AM (mG1EY) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2017 05:19 AM (mpXpK) 455
TGIF!
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