Hillary Clinton: Still Drinking, Still Coughing, Still Raging About the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

"A little chardonay," which in some languages translates to a shitload of vodka, helped get her through her massive, humiliating failure.

She also had prolonged coughing fits, which are probably just the after-effects of the walking, non-transmittable pneumonia that makes you have seizures that she had last year, a thing which totally exists.

Then she began ranting like a lunatic about the Vast Right Conspiracy her political Gollum Sidney Blumenthal invented for her to fantasize about, in order to spare her the humiliation of her husband getting a rimjob on the job.

In other words, just another day in this sad bitter Harridan Nixon's drunk and unfulfilling life.

Night. Have a great weekend.

Posted by: Ace at 07:57 PM

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1 Will Hillary just go away?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 07:58 PM (SRKgf)

2 Hillary Clinton will never be president.

Posted by: huerfano at May 26, 2017 07:58 PM (TO4Og)

3 In other words, just another day in this sad bitter Harridan Nixon's drunk and unfulfilling life.

The thing is that Nixon had reason to be bitter. Hillary, not so much. She got MUCH further in life than she ever deserved.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 07:59 PM (SRKgf)

4 Holy crap. I can't imagine anyone I know making that joke. That's pretty much admitting you're a f*cking alcoholic, isn't it?

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 26, 2017 08:00 PM (fD1ST)

5 The sooner she drinks herself to death the better off we'll be. I know that sounds harsh but it's better than saying what I'd rather see happen to her. And her syphillitic husband.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 26, 2017 08:00 PM (Xr2/U)

6 "A little chardonnay."

Right. Try smoking meth, Hillary.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 08:01 PM (SRKgf)

7 >>Then she began ranting like a lunatic about the Vast Right Conspiracy her political Gollum Sidney Blumenthal invented for her to fantasize about, in order to spare her the humiliation of her husband getting a rimjob on the job.

Hahahaha - Have a great weekend, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2017 08:02 PM (C2qW9)

8 She's like a mirror-universe Doris Day. She probably shaves the little goatee.

(Make the obvious joke at the risk of your own sstomach, Morons.)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 26, 2017 08:02 PM (oVJmc)

9 Shorter: Boozing, coughing, ranting.

Nothing has changed.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 26, 2017 08:02 PM (3myMJ)

10 Her campaign was struck by cruel Fate, the Russians, and misogyny.

Her own fucking stupidity and incompetence had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 08:03 PM (SRKgf)

11 "Hey Josh, how'd you work through the death of your oldest son?"

"My wife and I tried to spend a little more time together every day. We went to church more. I went to therapy, too. It was kind of embarrassing to admit I needed that type of help at first, but it really did improve the way I looked at things."

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 26, 2017 08:03 PM (fD1ST)

12 Welcome, Russia, to the Vast Right-Wing.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 26, 2017 08:03 PM (oVJmc)

13 Her campaign was struck by cruel Fate, the Russians, and misogyny.

I have a question: how did the Magic Negro beat her?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 08:04 PM (SRKgf)

14 Only money can fill her empty, hollow heart and you can help! Call 1-800-TOTALBITCH...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 26, 2017 08:05 PM (oVJmc)

15 "Hey Hillary, how did you work through not getting a callback for a job and having to only remain a multimillionaire who hasn't had to work in twenty years or so?"

"Chardonnay helped."

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 26, 2017 08:05 PM (fD1ST)

16 And the crowd went wild. 'Night, Ace! Have a super holiday weekend. And, no, I don't think you are fat. Have a couple cheeseburgers, you'll be fine. Thanks for all you do and xoxo.

Posted by: Peaches at May 26, 2017 08:05 PM (EgOr3)

17 What a screeching harpy

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2017 08:06 PM (Ot7+c)

18 how did the Magic Negro beat her?

To ask the question is to answer it.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 26, 2017 08:06 PM (Xr2/U)

19
Boozing, coughing and ranting.

--------

I loved that Journey song.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 26, 2017 08:06 PM (vIjh1)

20 YOU have a great weekend, Ace.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 08:06 PM (Rsi2C)

21 We back up a tanker @ Bill & Hill's every week.

Posted by: E & J Gallo at May 26, 2017 08:06 PM (bc2Lc)

22 Her charm was on display threatening the inmates at Wellsley that she almost made the whole commencement speech about her grandkids.

Is that plural ... did the web spawn herself spawn a couple of kids? I guess it's obvious how many shits I give about the Clintoon clan.

Posted by: Mephitis at May 26, 2017 08:06 PM (DHsoc)

23 I HAVE ALLERGIES, YOU RIGHT WING ASSHOLES!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at May 26, 2017 08:07 PM (qJhUV)

24 How long does liver failure take?

Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 08:07 PM (Rsi2C)

25 If she had been elected president and croaked we would have been stuck with that creepy guy she ran with. Ponder that.

Posted by: freaked at May 26, 2017 08:07 PM (BO/km)

26 "They'll even call you a nasty woman", she also passively-aggressively mentioned.

Mrs Clinton isn't an Ex-First-Lady; she's America's Ex-Wife.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2017 08:07 PM (6FqZa)

27 If the chardonnay isn't enough, maybe she could add some pills...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 26, 2017 08:07 PM (oVJmc)

28 Tucker quoted Hillary as saying the media was being taken over by the right wing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2017 08:07 PM (IqV8l)

29 We'll always have Hillary! Clinton to kick around.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2017 08:07 PM (FNHU3)

30 I have a question: how did the Magic Negro beat her?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I'm not saying it was magic.......but it was witchcraft.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May 26, 2017 08:07 PM (S6Pax)

31 It's the DT's.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2017 08:08 PM (FNHU3)

32 The Democrats are really pissed about getting stood up at the altar by the Russians.

Just think, after all they did!

Posted by: Meremortal at May 26, 2017 08:08 PM (3myMJ)

33 How long does liver failure take?
Posted by: L, Elle

Forget it.

She's a cyborg.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May 26, 2017 08:08 PM (S6Pax)

34 Drunk, evil, riddled with kuru - no wonder she's so beloved.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 08:08 PM (TwwWO)

35 Just a brief reminder:

Hillary Clinton will Never be the President of The United States.

Sad!

Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2017 08:09 PM (C2qW9)

36 One can only imagine how Bernie supporters (and Hillary supporters who decided not to support Bernie because it was her "time" or something) must feel these days.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 26, 2017 08:09 PM (fD1ST)

37 Hillary strikes me as a Wild Irish Rose gal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 08:09 PM (JNqRY)

38 I'm in no ways functioning.

Posted by: Hillary's Liver at May 26, 2017 08:09 PM (bc2Lc)

39 All that money, all those connections, and she can't find anything to do.

Sure she's just an empty husk filled with vodka and spiders, but surely there is some board she could be on, or a legitimate foundation? Like doling out money for scholarships, or libraries, or vaccines?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 26, 2017 08:09 PM (NT3RT)

40 37 Hillary strikes me as a Wild Irish Rose gal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 08:09 PM (JNqRY)
--
It comes in a square bottle so it won't roll down the gutter!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 26, 2017 08:10 PM (NT3RT)

41 Oh, and the smirking, treacherous Alma Coyne (sp?) from The Hunger Games is uncannily like Hillary, minus the alcoholism.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2017 08:10 PM (6FqZa)

42 Her charm was on display threatening the inmates at Wellsley that she almost made the whole commencement speech about her grandkids.

Posted by: Mephitis at May 26, 2017 08:06 PM (DHsoc)

It was cruel of her to talk about children, considering that the entire graduating class at Wellesley will probably in aggregate have about three children.

Now if Hillary had talked about cats, another story entirely.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 08:10 PM (SRKgf)

43 How long does liver failure take?
Posted by: L, Elle

I'll let you know.

Posted by: John Boehner at May 26, 2017 08:10 PM (JNqRY)

44 Mrs Clinton isn't an Ex-First-Lady; she's America's Ex-Wife.

She America's Ex-Wife's Drunken Mother Who Never Thought You Were Good Enough For Her Little Girl.
Isn't that right, Mezvinsky?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 26, 2017 08:10 PM (qJhUV)

45 I'm in no ways functioning.
Posted by: Hillary's Liver

Why do you think she's such a big supporter of Planned Parenthood? Spare parts.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2017 08:11 PM (fHnbd)

46 Hillary strikes me as a Wild Irish Rose gal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Captain Morgan?

Southern Comfort?

Something cheap and swillish? (swillish, what kind of word is that)

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May 26, 2017 08:11 PM (S6Pax)

47 Sa-scotch of Chappaqua

Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2017 08:11 PM (ANIFC)

48
How long does liver failure take?
Posted by: L, Elle

There will be a group of feminists lining up to donate organs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2017 08:11 PM (IqV8l)

49 I'm sorry, but ain't no way that bitch is drinkin' chardonnay, at least not after 10 am. She's hard booze all the way.

Posted by: Peaches at May 26, 2017 08:11 PM (EgOr3)

50 These clintons are like Shakespearean level villains.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 26, 2017 08:11 PM (ZuGkg)

51 In a thousand years, I will still be here. I will be able to make myself drunk merely by turning a dial in my neck, and then instantly return to sobriety, whenever I choose.

Posted by: CyberHillary at May 26, 2017 08:12 PM (vRcUp)

52 Like doling out money for scholarships, or libraries, or vaccines?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 26, 2017 08:09 PM (NT3RT)

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Ha. She's through with that stage of her political life. F*ck those losers. Let some Hispanic city council member gladhand librarians and smile at dying kids in hospitals.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 26, 2017 08:12 PM (fD1ST)

53 Cnn was in breathless anticipation this am.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 08:12 PM (PUmDY)

54 I'm drunk and Clinton is just evil.
In the morning I'll be sober, but she'll still be evil.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2017 08:12 PM (0tfLf)

55 30 I have a question: how did the Magic Negro beat her?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I'm not saying it was magic.......but it was witchcraft.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May 26, 2017 08:07 PM (S6Pax)

Good point. I have it on good authority that Africans can throw lightning bolts from their minds.

Their intellects are just that powerful. They never invented writing because they just couldn't be bothered.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 08:12 PM (SRKgf)

56 This basic woman always had her husband and minions body-slam her problems away for her.

btw, I broke Quist and next, I'm breaking Pelousy,

Posted by: Bane Gianforte at May 26, 2017 08:12 PM (E/ibL)

57 54
I'm drunk and Clinton is just evil.

In the morning I'll be sober, but she'll still be evil.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2017 08:12 PM (0tfLf)
Ima sit by you.

Posted by: Peaches at May 26, 2017 08:12 PM (EgOr3)

58 We're ready for Hillary.

Posted by: Al-Anon at May 26, 2017 08:13 PM (oVJmc)

59 Still, she persisted.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at May 26, 2017 08:13 PM (Zd2ZF)

60 *Mrs Clinton isn't an Ex-First-Lady; she's America's Ex-Wife.*

You are welcome, America. - Bill. C.

Posted by: tbodie at May 26, 2017 08:13 PM (dkrmM)

61 Posted by: Al-Anon at May 26, 2017 08:13 PM (oVJmc)

Ha!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 26, 2017 08:13 PM (NT3RT)

62 So my sis in law.. who got rear ended Wednesday night and has a concussion and whiplash and is still planning on going to Mexico tomorrow... is now in the hospital getting fluids. I'm torn between anger and worry.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 26, 2017 08:13 PM (CNHr1)

63 44 Mrs Clinton isn't an Ex-First-Lady; she's America's Ex-Wife.

She America's Ex-Wife's Drunken Mother Who Never Thought You Were Good Enough For Her Little Girl.
Isn't that right, Mezvinsky?
Posted by: tu3031 at May 26, 2017 08:10 PM (qJhUV)

By any chance is Mezvinsky a farrier?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 08:14 PM (SRKgf)

64 59 Still, she persisted.
Posted by: Aunt Luna at May 26, 2017 08:13 PM (Zd2ZF)

Persisted in getting that shot of vodka to her lips.

Posted by: Bane Gianforte at May 26, 2017 08:14 PM (E/ibL)

65 I'm drunk and Clinton is just evil.
In the morning I'll be sober, but she'll still be evil.
Posted by: Diogenes

You've got vision, and the rest of us are wearing bifocals.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May 26, 2017 08:14 PM (S6Pax)

66 Where is kellyanne Conner, er I mean Conway?

Posted by: CyberHillary at May 26, 2017 08:14 PM (vRcUp)

67 46 Hillary strikes me as a Wild Irish Rose gal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Captain Morgan?

Southern Comfort?

Something cheap and swillish? (swillish, what kind of word is that)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May 26, 2017 08:11 PM (S6Pax)

McCormick's Vodka in the stylish, yet sensible, plastic bottle. Used to be 2/5ths for $8.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 08:15 PM (JNqRY)

68 Come to me Hillary! I will set you free. You'll feel soooo good. Come to meeeeeee.............

Posted by: Heroin at May 26, 2017 08:15 PM (pY+s4)

69 Blaank drafted a superstar with Miguel from Argentina. Another hat trick tonight

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 08:15 PM (PUmDY)

70 Yeah, we sure dodged a bullet, all right.

Posted by: rickl at May 26, 2017 08:15 PM (sdi6R)

71 She America's Ex-Wife's Drunken Mother Who Never Thought You Were Good Enough For Her Little Girl.

Isn't that right, Mezvinsky?

You tell him, Mom!!!

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 26, 2017 08:15 PM (qJhUV)

72 I had an infection once that persisted.

Posted by: Weasel at May 26, 2017 08:16 PM (Sfs6o)

73 I'll be back.

Posted by: CyberHillary 2020 at May 26, 2017 08:16 PM (vRcUp)

74 58 We're ready for Hillary.
Posted by: Al-Anon at May 26, 2017 08:13 PM (oVJmc)

So are we.

Posted by: Morticians Union Local 666 at May 26, 2017 08:16 PM (SRKgf)

75 Persisted in getting that shot of vodka to her lips.
Posted by: Bane Gianforte

Lips? She's past that. She needs Huma to give her 180 proof grain alcohol enemas every hour.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2017 08:16 PM (fHnbd)

76 The woman is clearly insane.

Posted by: Bruce1369 at May 26, 2017 08:16 PM (xG7CS)

77 73 I'll be back.
Posted by: CyberHillary 2020 at May 26, 2017 08:16 PM (vRcUp)

Only in a (body-slamming) rerun.

Posted by: Bane Gianforte at May 26, 2017 08:17 PM (E/ibL)

78 Blank

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 08:17 PM (PUmDY)

79 I'm with her!

Posted by: Johnnie Walker at May 26, 2017 08:17 PM (ANIFC)

80 Hillary should speak at Evergreen.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2017 08:17 PM (IqV8l)

81 hillary still hang a no pest strip from her cooch?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 08:17 PM (KP5rU)

82 WHAT A DREAM I WAS HAVING! LOUIE ARMSTRONG WAS TRYING TO KILL ME!!!

Posted by: Hillary's Opening Remarks at May 26, 2017 08:17 PM (oVJmc)

83 It's weird how difficult it is to find the totals of Hillary's and Trump's campaign appearances.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 26, 2017 08:17 PM (fD1ST)

84 I'll be back.
Posted by: CyberHillary 2020

Me too.

Posted by: the sore on bill's dong at May 26, 2017 08:17 PM (6FqZa)

85 I persisted.

Posted by: Moonshine at May 26, 2017 08:17 PM (Tyii7)

86 I still wish somebody would ask her if she figures she could have won with the support of 99.5% of the media, instead of the measly 99.0% she got.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 26, 2017 08:18 PM (LeUrG)

87 If Cankles is buying, IT'S POPOV

Posted by: nsirchov at May 26, 2017 08:18 PM (jpgqw)

88 So my sis in law.. who got rear ended Wednesday night

Your sister-in-law is Emma Sulkowicz?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 08:18 PM (SRKgf)

89 They'll pry that empty martini glass from her cold cold and dead hands. And only then.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2017 08:18 PM (TiwO/)

90 As I watched her commencement speach earlier wondered if one person in that audience thought she was speaking out of her ass.

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2017 08:18 PM (Ot7+c)

91 It's not nice to insult Nixon like that. He wasn't anywhere near as bad as Cankles. In fact, he really wasn't anywhere near as bad as either of the GD Shrubs.

Posted by: Mark Matis at May 26, 2017 08:18 PM (LzG0h)

92 80 Hillary should speak at Evergreen.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2017 08:17 PM (IqV8l)

*****

In Olympia???
Oh hell no. Traffic is bad enough.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2017 08:19 PM (0tfLf)

93 75 Persisted in getting that shot of vodka to her lips.
Posted by: Bane Gianforte

Lips? She's past that. She needs Huma to give her 180 proof grain alcohol enemas every hour.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2017 08:16 PM (fHnbd)

He didn't specify which lips.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 08:19 PM (SRKgf)

94 "37 Hillary strikes me as a Wild Irish Rose gal."

Mad Bitch 20/20

Posted by: Hillary! at May 26, 2017 08:19 PM (RuyTK)

95 Hillary should speak at Evergreen.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

There's an Everclear College? Why was I not informed sooner?

Posted by: Hillary! at May 26, 2017 08:20 PM (fHnbd)

96 It's not nice to insult Nixon like that. He wasn't anywhere near as bad as Cankles.

But he was President of the United States. Which Hillary will never be.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 26, 2017 08:20 PM (qJhUV)

97 86 I still wish somebody would ask her if she figures she could have won with the support of 99.5% of the media, instead of the measly 99.0% she got.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 26, 2017 08:18 PM (LeUrG)

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It's pretty incredible to realize the nation's conservative tendencies when you realize the (D)s own the media, the schools, the music/movie/TV/print industries, the cities, the government, the unions, and the welfare recipients.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 26, 2017 08:20 PM (fD1ST)

98 Her thighness went on quite a bit about lying and how bad it is for government and the country, which was particularly ironic. I can't decide. Does she really think none of the stuff she says are lies? Does she think nobody knows? Does she just not give a crap and have no shame? Or is it just so important for the cause that truth, reality, and sanity have no bearing on her speeches?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2017 08:20 PM (39g3+)

99 Mad Litch 20/20?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2017 08:21 PM (TiwO/)

100 PROOF??? I GOT 90 OF 'EM!!!

Posted by: Hillary's Opening Remarks at May 26, 2017 08:21 PM (oVJmc)

101 She couldn't lift her hands to put airquotes around "Chardonay."

It was barrels of scotch.

Posted by: JAS at May 26, 2017 08:21 PM (EX4Wr)

102 85 I persisted.
Posted by: Moonshine at May 26, 2017 08:17 PM (Tyii7)

Same here.

Posted by: Herpes at May 26, 2017 08:21 PM (SRKgf)

103 It's pretty incredible to realize the nation's conservative tendencies when you realize the (D)s own the media, the schools, the music/movie/TV/print industries, the cities, the government, the unions, and the welfare recipients.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here

Which conservative tendencies are those, again?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May 26, 2017 08:22 PM (S6Pax)

104 And I too, persisted.

Posted by: Purple Drank at May 26, 2017 08:22 PM (Tyii7)

105 Yeah, I had to laugh about the chardonnay comment. She's a vodka tonic gal.

Posted by: WisRich at May 26, 2017 08:22 PM (OAlmw)

106 Lips? She's past that. She needs Huma to give her 180 proof grain alcohol enemas every hour.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2017 08:16 PM (fHnbd)

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They shoot it into her arms every four hours until she looks like those guys with the injection biceps from the earlier thread.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 26, 2017 08:22 PM (fD1ST)

107 Whenever I go through someone's backlist of comments, I notice a lot of them have the second week of November as a Bad Week. No real explanation.

I like to comment there "cheer up, at least Hillary Clinton will never be President!"

I get banned a lot.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2017 08:22 PM (6FqZa)

108 Grain alcohol and rainwater.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 26, 2017 08:23 PM (oVJmc)

109 Frankly I think its inspirational how she staggers up to the podium month after month to give these speeches despite crippling physical ailments and a complete lack of a soul.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 26, 2017 08:23 PM (39g3+)

110 I'm with her

Posted by: Glen Fidditch at May 26, 2017 08:23 PM (ANIFC)

111 Same here.
Posted by: Herpes at May 26, 2017 08:21 PM (SRKgf)

======

*Fist bump*

Posted by: Cirrhosis at May 26, 2017 08:23 PM (Hj4t4)

112 Evergreen State College near Olympia Washington.
Priority on admissions go to successful members of Komsomol and the kids of serior party officials.
The Skool paper is called Pravda.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2017 08:23 PM (0tfLf)

113 She should just drink cough medicine. Solve two problems at once.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 26, 2017 08:23 PM (qJhUV)

114 Rep Rohrabacker - Russian stories are baloney, is now also being hounded about it.

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2017 08:23 PM (Ot7+c)

115 I think Hillary is more of a vodka soaked tampon kinda girl.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 26, 2017 08:24 PM (Ri/rl)

116 It's not a seizure!

Posted by: CyberHillary at May 26, 2017 08:24 PM (vRcUp)

117 Hillary/DTs 2020!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 26, 2017 08:24 PM (oVJmc)

118 \o/

Posted by: Chip at May 26, 2017 08:24 PM (KXQr+)

119 Again, how awful a candidate are you when - despite having all the media, all the academics, all the pundits, all the bureaucracy, all the entertainment and arts industries and all the foreign governments on your side - you lose to a political novice hated by his party who basically winged it his whole campaign?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2017 08:24 PM (U46nb)

120 Who are we kidding? She just injects rubbing alcohol in her eyes.

Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2017 08:25 PM (ANIFC)

121
BATENDER. Get a fuckin pitcher of screwdrivers over her to my table. And you better not put and GODDAMNED orange juice in it this time either!

Hillary

Posted by: fixerupper at May 26, 2017 08:25 PM (vIjh1)

122 persistence

Posted by: Shoe polish through cheesecloth at May 26, 2017 08:25 PM (Tyii7)

123 Which conservative tendencies are those, again?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May 26, 2017 08:22 PM (S6Pax)

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Oh, I'm not saying conservatism in Maine = conservatism in NC = conservatism in New Mexico, but maybe the most important one during this election was a willingness to vote for Trump when even (R)s weren't going to.

(Looking at you, John McCain)

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 26, 2017 08:25 PM (fD1ST)

124 120 Who are we kidding? She just injects rubbing alcohol in her eyes.
Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2017 08:25 PM (ANIFC)

I vote for everclear.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 26, 2017 08:26 PM (Ri/rl)

125 Holy cikes my typing sucks tonite

Posted by: fixerupper at May 26, 2017 08:26 PM (vIjh1)

126 It's pretty incredible to realize the nation's conservative tendencies when you realize the (D)s own the media, the schools, the music/movie/TV/print industries, the cities, the government, the unions, and the welfare recipients.

*****

This was a decision made in Moscow right after the War. Target these and in a generation, perhaps two, communism will prevail.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2017 08:26 PM (0tfLf)

127 Again, how awful a candidate are you when - despite having all the media, all the academics, all the pundits, all the bureaucracy, all the entertainment and arts industries and all the foreign governments on your side - you lose to a political novice hated by his party who basically winged it his whole campaign?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2017 08:24 PM (U46nb)

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Don't forget half of the "Republicans".

Posted by: GOULD at May 26, 2017 08:26 PM (Hj4t4)

128 HUMA!! ANOTHER FIFTH OF MEDICINE FOR MY ALLERGIES!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at May 26, 2017 08:26 PM (qJhUV)

129 She will never be anything but Killary to me.

13 Hours BITCH- I hope they haunt you forever and you can't drink enough white piss to wash that away.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2017 08:26 PM (FYX7N)

130 The Moron Lifestyle in almost one picture

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ycb2fu6j

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2017 08:26 PM (TiwO/)

131 The Nighttrain ran her over, then backed up just to make sure.

But she persisted and pulled herself off the tracks, mumbling something about "I ain't in no ways tarred..."

She is a Revenant.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 08:26 PM (JNqRY)

132 caligirl, i gotta go with everclear too.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 08:27 PM (KP5rU)

133 does she drink ValuRite?

Posted by: Jeffrey R. Carter at May 26, 2017 08:27 PM (Cgudb)

134 Chardonnay would be like drinking water for her. Vodka tonic or scotch on the rocks.

Posted by: IC at May 26, 2017 08:28 PM (gcme+)

135 124 120 Who are we kidding? She just injects rubbing alcohol in her eyes.
Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2017 08:25 PM (ANIFC)

I vote for everclear.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 26, 2017 08:26 PM (Ri/rl)

I vote for brake fluid.

Posted by: Herpes at May 26, 2017 08:28 PM (SRKgf)

136 Remember when she went to Chipotle when she was in flyover country? What an awfully transparent pos.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 08:28 PM (PUmDY)

137 113 She should just drink cough medicine. Solve two problems at once.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 26, 2017 08:23 PM (qJhUV)

Don't really see her as a Tussin kind of gal. Then again- codeine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 08:28 PM (JNqRY)

138 She is a Revenant.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 08:26 PM (JNqRY)

---

Raped by the Russian bear! That's what we've been trying to tell you!

Posted by: MSM at May 26, 2017 08:28 PM (fD1ST)

139
I vote for everclear.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 26, 2017 08:26 PM (Ri/rl)

Said no one at the Grammys, ever.

Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2017 08:28 PM (ANIFC)

140 121
BATENDER. Get a fuckin pitcher of screwdrivers over her to my table. And you better not put and GODDAMNED orange juice in it this time either!

Hillary
Posted by: fixerupper at May 26, 2017 08:25 PM (vIjh1)

Someone said that to my sister and me when my sister was the bartender and I was the cocktail waitress. My sister hammered the lady. She drank 4 chimney glasses of straight vodka. She crawled out of the nice lounge on her hands and knees screaming at her husband and in-laws. F you.

We thought it was funny and well deserved.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 26, 2017 08:29 PM (Ri/rl)

141 Sources close to the evil, insane, embittered alcoholic could not confirm the diagnosis of kuru, but acknowledged that Mrs. Clinton's three cans of Sterno for breakfast help her power through until her lunchtime paint thinner and turpentine.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 08:29 PM (TwwWO)

142
Sloe gin and radiator fluid.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 26, 2017 08:29 PM (vIjh1)

143 Little pinch of sterno in her cheek.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 26, 2017 08:29 PM (oVJmc)

144
isn't everclear that band with that song?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 26, 2017 08:29 PM (J0tQ5)

145 jeffrey r. carter

hillary pisses valu rite. it's a byproduct.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 08:30 PM (KP5rU)

146 Although you could see her in a bar bathroom, lying on the floor licking up her own vomit because it still has alcohol in it.

Hillary, woman of the people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 08:30 PM (JNqRY)

147 Someone said that to my sister and me when my sister was the bartender and I was the cocktail waitress. My sister hammered the lady. She drank 4 chimney glasses of straight vodka. She crawled out of the nice lounge on her hands and knees screaming at her husband and in-laws. F you.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 26, 2017 08:29 PM (Ri/rl)

So ... what's her handle on the HQ?

Posted by: Herpes at May 26, 2017 08:30 PM (SRKgf)

148 Aestius, then she'll nom on a urinal cake thinking its a mint.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2017 08:30 PM (TiwO/)

149 WHERE'S MY FUCKING SHOE!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at May 26, 2017 08:30 PM (qJhUV)

150 sooth, that would be the band.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 08:30 PM (KP5rU)

151 Sloe gin and radiator fluid.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 26, 2017 08:29 PM (vIjh1)

Sloe gin screw you up really good?

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 26, 2017 08:30 PM (Ri/rl)

152 Compare the old hag to the upbeat and positive thinking President Trump.

Posted by: Tuna at May 26, 2017 08:30 PM (jm1YL)

153 144
isn't everclear that band with that song?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 26, 2017 08:29 PM (J0tQ5)

No, that's Weezer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 08:31 PM (JNqRY)

154 146 Although you could see her in a bar bathroom, lying on the floor licking up her own vomit because it still has alcohol in it.

Hillary, woman of the people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 08:30 PM (JNqRY)

Or crawling under the bleachers at the football stadium to eat the dirt

Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2017 08:31 PM (ANIFC)

155 She is a Revenant.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

A revenant suffered a great wrong and has a purpose, she just a receipt juju zombie

Posted by: Jean at May 26, 2017 08:31 PM (joZVV)

156 145
hillary pisses valu rite. it's a byproduct.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 08:30 PM (KP5rU)

Whoo. I think you just destroyed the Val-U-Rite meme forever.

Posted by: rickl at May 26, 2017 08:31 PM (sdi6R)

157 148 Aestius, then she'll nom on a urinal cake thinking its a mint.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2017 08:30 PM (TiwO/)

Mmmm, minty cherry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 08:31 PM (JNqRY)

158 I bet she thought they served margaritas.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 08:31 PM (PUmDY)

159 As I said, Hillary is a Lich

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2017 08:31 PM (TiwO/)

160 isn't everclear that band with that song?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 26, 2017 08:29 PM (J0tQ5)

Yes, Father of mine and I will buy you a new life.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 26, 2017 08:32 PM (Ri/rl)

161 Your sister-in-law is Emma Sulkowicz?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 08:18 PM (SRKgf)

---
or maybe Hope Solo?

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 26, 2017 08:32 PM (egMtB)

162 Remember when she went to Chipotle when she was in flyover country? What an awfully transparent pos.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 08:28 PM (PUmDY)

Oh, yeah, that was back when she traveled around in that big black van - whatever happened to that thing?

Posted by: Aunt Luna at May 26, 2017 08:32 PM (Zd2ZF)

163 Sloe gin screw you up really good?
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 26, 2017 08:30 PM (Ri/rl)

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Back in high school we drank that shit by the gallon. Brass Monkey too.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 26, 2017 08:33 PM (vIjh1)

164 Well, Hillary may be in her cups, but Chelsea is definitely feeling her oats.

Posted by: Herpes at May 26, 2017 08:33 PM (SRKgf)

165 sock off

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 08:33 PM (SRKgf)

166 159 As I said, Hillary is a Lich
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2017 08:31 PM (TiwO/)

So: Burning? Remove the heart and head? Let's brainstorm here people!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 08:33 PM (JNqRY)

167 136 Remember when she went to Chipotle when she was in flyover country? What an awfully transparent pos.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 08:28 PM (PUmDY)

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That was one of, if not THE, most favoritest Hillary moments of mine.

She goes in expecting to be mobbed by adoring minimum wage workers, and she was just another elderly woman wearing tacky and expensive sunglasses to buy crappy and expensive fast food.

The best part was when they couldn't stand it and *cough* "someone" called a reporter (NYT IIRC) to leave a *cough* anonymous tip that Hillary had visited and the restaurant should check the security cameras because HILLARY!

How many people slopping ground beef out of five gallon buckets in Chipoltes have the phone numbers of NYT reporters?

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 26, 2017 08:33 PM (fD1ST)

168 hillary is the heart and soul of the working class. a simple farm girl, doing her best. h8ters.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 08:33 PM (KP5rU)

169 Oh, yeah, that was back when she traveled around in that big black van - whatever happened to that thing?
Posted by: Aunt Luna at May 26, 2017 08:32 PM (Zd2ZF)

======

Scooby and the Gang needed it back.

Posted by: GOULD at May 26, 2017 08:33 PM (Hj4t4)

170 How could Hillary stand there for an hour?

Depends.

Posted by: JAS at May 26, 2017 08:33 PM (EX4Wr)

171 Jailhouse toilet wine.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 26, 2017 08:34 PM (oVJmc)

172 62 DeplorableJewells45

Prayers ascending for your SIL. Honeymoon trip to Mexico? I'd suggest bed rest.

And a padded headboard. *AoSHQ rimshot*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 26, 2017 08:34 PM (u82oZ)

173 Actually the old D&D picture for a lich does look eerily similar. Let me see if I can find it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 08:34 PM (JNqRY)

174 Can the Moron Horde put their collective knowledge of booze together toconcoct the most awful concoction of spirits to make Hillary! fall over in shock?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2017 08:34 PM (TiwO/)

175 Ulysses S. Grant was also supposedly an alcoholic. But he was also President of the United States. Which Hillary will never be.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 26, 2017 08:34 PM (qJhUV)

176 Oh, yeah, that was back when she traveled around in that big black van - whatever happened to that thing?
Posted by: Aunt Luna at May 26, 2017 08:32 PM (Zd2ZF)

It's her traveling ambulance/fresh virgin blood transfusion Scooby Van. She sleeps in it nightly hanging from her claws, upside down.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 26, 2017 08:34 PM (Ri/rl)

177 Remember when she went to Chipotle when she was in flyover country? What an awfully transparent pos.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 08:28 PM (PUmDY)

"Can I get me a huntin' license here?"

We should've armed the fucking deer, since the NVA whiffed on doing us a solid.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 08:34 PM (SRKgf)

178 162, that was when she roped off the press, but Trump is Hitler!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 08:35 PM (PUmDY)

179 Well, Hillary may be in her cups, but Chelsea is definitely feeling her oats.
Posted by: Herpes

I told her not to play with her food. I she keeps feeling her oats, I'll tell the stable boy to stop giving her sugar cubes and carrots.

Posted by: Hillary! at May 26, 2017 08:35 PM (fHnbd)

180 170. Naaah, bruh!

She's got a catheter - just like Late-Term Abortion Barbie (Wendy Davis).

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 08:35 PM (TwwWO)

181 It took six months to detox Shaggy and Scooby after they found Hillary!'s little stash in the van. And then the van was declared a Super Fund site.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2017 08:35 PM (TiwO/)

182 Back in high school we drank that shit by the gallon. Brass Monkey too.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 26, 2017 08:33 PM (vIjh1)

What is brass monkey? I only know the song.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 26, 2017 08:35 PM (Ri/rl)

183 Charlotte/Aden- Good thing you will never have to learn History.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2017 08:36 PM (FYX7N)

184 aunt luna, mr. t called, he said "i pity the bitch that won't give my van back."

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 08:36 PM (KP5rU)

185 How many people slopping ground beef out of five gallon buckets in Chipoltes have the phone numbers of NYT reporters?
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 26, 2017 08:33 PM (fD1ST)

The same number who give a shit that Hillary! was at their workplace. But wasn't applying for a job.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 08:36 PM (SRKgf)

186 http://tinyurl.com/ybubzd2a

Although this one appears to be smiling more convincingly than I have ever seen Hills pull off. Lot more charisma. Much more friendly and open.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 08:37 PM (JNqRY)

187 The hate hellary has for America is probably only matched by her hate of ubama, because ubama really schlonged her for sure. Nobody did that since she was webhubbeled.

Posted by: Eromero at May 26, 2017 08:37 PM (zLDYs)

188 178 162, that was when she roped off the press, but Trump is Hitler!
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 08:35 PM (PUmDY)

If I were dealing with the press I'd have a much better use for the rope.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 08:38 PM (SRKgf)

189 174. Heavy black rum, sloe gin, vodka, absinthe, antifreeze - 2 ounces each. Shake over ice and strain into glass.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 08:39 PM (TwwWO)

190 59 As I said, Hillary is a Lich
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2017 08:31 PM (TiwO/)

So: Burning? Remove the heart and head? Let's brainstorm here people!
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Where did hide her phylactery

Posted by: Jean at May 26, 2017 08:39 PM (joZVV)

191 What is brass monkey?

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Its usually vdka, rum and oj, but we'd get it in a premix bottle.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 26, 2017 08:39 PM (vIjh1)

192 It's her traveling ambulance/fresh virgin blood transfusion Scooby Van.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 26, 2017 08:34 PM (Ri/rl)

Now where are Democrats going to find a virgin?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 08:39 PM (SRKgf)

193 Wandering in the woods and being a full-time Chappaquatch would be Mrs Clinton's best bet.
They could roll her out in another 10 years to give the commencement address at Wellesley..again..if she makes it that long. She ought to die of shame before then, but she has none. The Val-U-Rite will probably kill her.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at May 26, 2017 08:39 PM (jmxEf)

194 IS THAT THE GHOST OF VINCE FOSTER!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH...

Posted by: Hillary! at May 26, 2017 08:39 PM (qJhUV)

195 182. Malt liquor and orange juice.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 08:40 PM (TwwWO)

196 Miss Havisham needs to put away the wedding dress and realize it ain't ever going to happen

Posted by: bluebell at May 26, 2017 08:40 PM (2kDQ0)

197 My other top favorite was when she didn't bother going out to thank the people who had busted their chops trying to drag her to victory in spite of everything they refused to believe.

That was one of the greatest "f*ck you" endings to the thing I could've imagined, and she did it instinctively.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 26, 2017 08:40 PM (fD1ST)

198 eromero, webb carried a turkey baster? no way he tapped that. neither did bill. truly proof of the first alien conception, i think. they are still hiding in complete embarrassment over that fuck up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 08:40 PM (KP5rU)

199 188 178 162, that was when she roped off the press, but Trump is Hitler!
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 08:35 PM (PUmDY)

If I were dealing with the press I'd have a much better use for the rope.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 08:38 PM (SRKgf)

I'd jump of the top rope like Superfly Snuka!

Posted by: Hulk Gianforte at May 26, 2017 08:40 PM (ANIFC)

200 She has the Kuru.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 26, 2017 08:41 PM (2qHjF)

201 Aestius - All the Above.

Just to make sure.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2017 08:41 PM (TiwO/)

202 And they want another.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 08:41 PM (PUmDY)

203 200. Only one way to get that, and only one way to confirm the diagnosis.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 08:42 PM (TwwWO)

204 Broward County has the votes !

Posted by: Jean at May 26, 2017 08:42 PM (joZVV)

205 The hate hellary has for America is probably only matched by her hate of ubama, because ubama really schlonged her for sure. Nobody did that since she was webhubbeled.

She loathes everything and everyone. She is a hive of scum and villainy.

Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2017 08:42 PM (qUNWi)

206 Hillary Gets Choked Up At Wellesley Commencement - Blames Allergies

I love how the trained seals clapped and cheered when she put a lozenge in her mouth. She could have shit and vomited on herself and they would have applauded.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 26, 2017 08:42 PM (auHtY)

207 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to

That sounds awful.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 26, 2017 08:42 PM (Ri/rl)

208 174

Equal parts

Gin
Jaegermeister
Anise spirits
Acetone.
And a shot of tobassco

Posted by: fixerupper at May 26, 2017 08:42 PM (vIjh1)

209 Wandering in the woods and being a full-time Chappaquatch would be Mrs Clinton's best bet.

Might have the Chappaqua PD do a sweep out there with the cadaver dogs every couple of weeks just to be on the safe side.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 26, 2017 08:43 PM (qJhUV)

210 "Can the Moron Horde put their collective knowledge of booze together toconcoct the most awful concoction of spirits to make Hillary! fall over in shock?"

You do realize that if the bitch falls over dead anytime soon the press will make her into the biggest martyr this country has ever seen? Yet another thing to blame on PDT. Bubba will be overjoyed and will have to work hard to keep the tears flowing in public. Chelsea will then be guaranteed a Senate seat out of sympathy.

Posted by: Tuna at May 26, 2017 08:43 PM (jm1YL)

211 My other top favorite was when she didn't bother going out to thank the people who had busted their chops trying to drag her to victory in spite of everything they refused to believe.

That was one of the greatest "f*ck you" endings to the thing I could've imagined, and she did it instinctively.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating

Who has 2 thumbs and also blamed the people for all my failings?

This guy!

Posted by: Literally Hitler at May 26, 2017 08:43 PM (fHnbd)

212 197 My other top favorite was when she didn't bother going out to thank the people who had busted their chops trying to drag her to victory in spite of everything they refused to believe.

That was one of the greatest "f*ck you" endings to the thing I could've imagined, and she did it instinctively.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 26, 2017 08:40 PM (fD1ST)

Yep. She was entitled. Just like her sassy little filly, who they are trying to gin up enough to be mistaken for a higher primate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 08:43 PM (SRKgf)

213 What was Fred Sanford's favorite? Ripple, I think. Yeah, that's her go to drink, Ripple.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2017 08:43 PM (8O3HH)

214 The Chelsea 1000 has a brain made of liquid metal. It can't form complex thoughts or arguments. But it can form vapid, mind destroying platitudes.

Posted by: CyberHillary at May 26, 2017 08:43 PM (vRcUp)

215 Remember when Mitt Romney went around the country in 2013 railing against Barry and the MFM reported breathlessly on it? Yeah, neither do I

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 26, 2017 08:43 PM (auHtY)

216 That was one of the greatest "f*ck you" endings to the thing I could've imagined, and she did it instinctively.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 26, 2017 08:40 PM (fD1ST)

I'm pretty sure that after drinking all that "chardonnay" she was too hammered to address her supporters.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at May 26, 2017 08:43 PM (Zd2ZF)

217 So this is the thanks I get for braving withering enfilading fire for my country? Sigh. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 26, 2017 08:44 PM (Tyii7)

218 207. There are variations on it - but by us, it was oj and cheap malt liquor, with a good, healthy splash of cheapo vodka.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 08:44 PM (TwwWO)

219 What was Fred Sanford's favorite? Ripple, I think. Yeah, that's her go to drink, Ripple.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2017 08:43 PM (8O3HH)

========

Thunderbird works here too.

Posted by: GOULD at May 26, 2017 08:44 PM (Hj4t4)

220 What was Fred Sanford's favorite? Ripple, I think. Yeah, that's her go to drink, Ripple.

Champipple. Champagne and Ripple.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 26, 2017 08:45 PM (Tyii7)

221 I hate every time they try to get me to like these people as if their various foibles and personality defects are worthy of praise:

1) The Instapundit story about libs fawning all over Free, Feisty Hillary finding her groove. Vomit

2) I hated with the Passion of a burning suns "The Bear is on the Loose" bullshit about Obama.

I have no desire to be a part of a cult of personality, you inbred, single digit IQ, fawning, rat bastard defectives.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 08:45 PM (JNqRY)

222 219
Damned good stuff. An amusing dessert wine with citrus top notes and a benzene finish.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 08:46 PM (TwwWO)

223 We carry multiple concerns in both our head and our heart. And multiple nips in our purse and pantsuits. Just listening to the concerns around education and climate change, women's health, child marriage, access to technology, my spinach pancakes, the overdue power bill, a ball of yarn, an elephant stampede, amoeba, Eleanor Roosevelt's shoelaces, a firefly, the lint screen, the third season of Gilligan's Island which I think was the ensemble's best work--all of those are of course interconnected. We have to focus on each of them in their anti-interconnectedness-disestablishmentarianism. ish.

Posted by: Princess Chelsea, Heir to the Smirnoff Throne at May 26, 2017 08:46 PM (Ndje9)

224 Equal parts Sour Apple vodka, grappo, Old Spice. Rim glass with shoe polish, garnish with cocktail weenie.

Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2017 08:46 PM (ANIFC)

225 Interestingly, the Brass Monkey is not named for the distinctive color of the drink, but for the unique way your teeth and tongue taste the next morning.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 26, 2017 08:47 PM (fD1ST)

226 Sad news: according to the wikipedias, Ripple is no longer made.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2017 08:47 PM (fHnbd)

227 #97 "It's pretty incredible to realize the nation's conservative tendencies when you realize the (D)s own the media, the schools, the music/movie/TV/print industries, the cities, the government, the unions, and the welfare recipients."

Easy: Americans are a lot clearer thinkers than Democrats.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 26, 2017 08:47 PM (sE+Nq)

228 Wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire
Wouldn't offer her a drink if she crawled across the Sahara
Wouldn't give her the time of day if she had 2 minutes to live.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2017 08:47 PM (FYX7N)

229 I would think it would be more funny if Champagne + Ripple = Cripple...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2017 08:48 PM (TiwO/)

230 I'm glad that criminal witch will never be President.

There's still time to put her behind bars.

Posted by: Crusader at May 26, 2017 08:48 PM (ewSN2)

231 I'm pretty sure that after drinking all that "chardonnay" she was too hammered to address her supporters.
Posted by: Aunt Luna at May 26, 2017 08:43 PM (Zd2ZF)

That, and too pissed off to be given a microphone and public access. The rant she could have produced would probably have been truly epic, which is why her handlers kept her far away from a microphone.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 08:48 PM (SRKgf)

232 222 219
Damned good stuff. An amusing dessert wine with citrus top notes and a benzene finish.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 08:46 PM (TwwWO)

You read that article reviewing bum wines too, didn't you?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 08:48 PM (JNqRY)

233 The closest Hillary Clinton will ever get to the United States Presidency is William Jefferson Clinton's festering cock.

Posted by: Fritz at May 26, 2017 08:48 PM (TNQMS)

234 226. You had to look that up?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 08:49 PM (TwwWO)

235 Forgot about the Bear is loose. Very insipid.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 08:49 PM (PUmDY)

236 233
The closest Hillary Clinton will ever get to the United States Presidency is William Jefferson Clinton's festering cock.

Posted by: Fritz at May 26, 2017 08:48 PM (TNQMS)
Pretty sure she's never gotten withing a country mile of that mess.

Posted by: Peaches at May 26, 2017 08:49 PM (EgOr3)

237 225 Interestingly, the Brass Monkey is not named for the distinctive color of the drink, but for the unique way your teeth and tongue taste the next morning.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 26, 2017 08:47 PM (fD1ST)

I think you've confused that with "Ass Monkey."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 08:49 PM (SRKgf)

238 232. Heh....found bumwines.com before I found the HQ.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 08:49 PM (TwwWO)

239 *taps chin*

Of course we could try tying what is left the body to four horses at a crossroads at dawn.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2017 08:49 PM (TiwO/)

240 2) I hated with the Passion of a burning suns "The Bear is on the Loose" bullshit about Obama.

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Ha. I forgot about that one. I was always amused at the idea of a 140-145lb grown man thinking of himself as "the bear."

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 26, 2017 08:49 PM (fD1ST)

241 Damned good stuff. An amusing dessert wine with citrus top notes and a benzene finish.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine.

Hah...nice, Palpy.

Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2017 08:50 PM (qUNWi)

242 Of course we could try tying what is left the body to four horses at a crossroads at dawn.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2017 08:49 PM (TiwO/)
I'll bring the tar. Anyone got feathers?

Posted by: Peaches at May 26, 2017 08:50 PM (EgOr3)

243 hillary was drunk on her ass election nite no doubt. that wasn't the reason she didn't show up when it was over. she was too busy shoving that victory cake up bills' ass. poor bastard was fisted with angel food. then, there was that huge flat screen that needed an ass kicking.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 08:51 PM (KP5rU)

244 235 Forgot about the Bear is loose. Very insipid.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 08:49 PM (PUmDY)

For some reason, that affectation of the Negro especially irritated me. "The bear is on the loose." Really? Fuck you, you Prancerizing faggot. No one would ever mistake you for being much of a man. A CPUSA spokesmodel, yes. A man, no. Go bow to someone superior to you. That should keep you busy for a long time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 08:52 PM (SRKgf)

245 Fred Sanford had a lot list of "ipple" drinks, X + Ripple. Cripple was actually one, but I can't remember what X was there. There's probably a fansite that has all that information somewhere.

Ernest and Julio Gallo made Ripple, and Thunderbird, along with other low-end fortified wines. Wino's wine. However, they didn't like to put their name on it, because of the reputation.

IIRC, they made a killing off these, put liked to pretend they were a high end outfit, putting their name on the expensive, pretentious stuff.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2017 08:52 PM (8O3HH)

246 Come with me if you want to live.

Posted by: CyberHillary at May 26, 2017 08:52 PM (vRcUp)

247 I thought people were talking about the Beastie song.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 08:53 PM (PUmDY)

248 2) I hated with the Passion of a burning suns "The Bear is on the Loose" bullshit about Obama.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 08:45 PM (JNqRY)

My man.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 08:53 PM (SRKgf)

249 Yeah the election night non-appearance figures high up on the list of jaw-dropping indignities, stupidities, and degradations the country has been subject to going back to 2003 or so. A new low for the Dems and their "political class" types.

And if she and her cabal are not prosecuted for their historic crime wave while she was SecState, Trump and Sessions will have left a giant festering infection in our civic culture. B-movie grade plot outrages come to life.

(pre-empting: I saw Giant Festering Infection open for the Dave Matthews Band at Stork Field in '82)

Posted by: rhomboid at May 26, 2017 08:54 PM (QDnY+)

250 1) The Instapundit story about libs fawning all over Free, Feisty Hillary finding her groove. Vomit

Huma could've helped her find it long ago.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 08:54 PM (SRKgf)

251 Come with me if you want to live.
Posted by: CyberHillary

It's a trap!

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at May 26, 2017 08:54 PM (fHnbd)

252 She is just a much older Tara Reid. Drunk as a skunk and playing the lead role in a debacle. Can't wait for the sequel of Hillary Doesn't Do the Midwest. You can substitute the sharks that Tara fought for the Russians

Posted by: Molly k. at May 26, 2017 08:54 PM (OOXlj)

253 A little chardonnay helped me to get through it too.

Posted by: Teddy Kennedy at May 26, 2017 08:55 PM (gDSJf)

254 The Bear that can't throw a baseball?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 08:55 PM (PUmDY)

255 ophuckstick wasn't the bear. more like lenny decraprio when the bear ass raped him. that's ophuckstick.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 08:56 PM (KP5rU)

256 Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 26, 2017 08:56 PM (Nwg0u)

257 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 08:52 PM (SRKgf)

Maybe he can lift some more girl sized weights in a hotel gym.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 26, 2017 08:57 PM (Ri/rl)

258 The Bear's umbrella is loose.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 26, 2017 08:57 PM (Tyii7)

259 Ha. I forgot about that one. I was always amused at the idea of a 140-145lb grown man thinking of himself as "the bear."
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 26, 2017 08:49 PM (fD1ST)

Cut him some slack. "The twink is on the loose" doesn't have the same cachet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 08:57 PM (SRKgf)

260 253 A little chardonnay helped me to get through it too.
Posted by: Teddy Kennedy at May 26, 2017 08:55 PM (gDSJf)

Hey! Shut up & get back to pushing that rock up a hill!

Posted by: Satan at May 26, 2017 08:57 PM (ANIFC)

261 Wait, just had an epiphany.

Meremortal fishes in Russia, right?

And he comments on this smart military blog, right?

And he comments on POLITICS, right??

Call Mueller's office - I think we have a smoking gun regarding Russian interference in our elections.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 26, 2017 08:57 PM (QDnY+)

262 258 The Bear's umbrella is loose.
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 26, 2017 08:57 PM (Tyii7)

The Bear's sphincter is even more loose.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 08:58 PM (SRKgf)

263 The bear can walk upright. Just not through a gate carrying an umbrella.

Posted by: Dang at May 26, 2017 08:58 PM (QfjJc)

264 Wedge Antilles - "Look at the size of that thing."

Luke, "I got a bad feeling about this."

Biggs, "That's no groove, it's a trench run. Porkins pull up!"

Porkins, "I got it! I got it!!! AAAhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

Red One, "He got it so tighten up boys and get ready for your runs."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2017 08:58 PM (TiwO/)

265 OT: Anyone here ever driven a Jeep Compass? I got one as a rental today.

I don't know how they did it, but they managed to make a modern SUV that also has the ride and road noise of a 70s pickup truck.

Posted by: GOULD at May 26, 2017 08:58 PM (Hj4t4)

266 254 The Bear that can't throw a baseball?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 08:55 PM (PUmDY)

That's Jay Cutler.

Wait, you said baseball.

Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2017 08:58 PM (ANIFC)

267 Missed the GAINZZZ post earlier, alas I was working.

In any event, just broke through 30 pounds lost barrier today and I'm pretty stoked about it.

Thanks for the useful posts Ace, I appreciate it, as do my back, knees and various and sundry joints.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at May 26, 2017 08:59 PM (Mkvcz)

268 Hey! Shut up & get back to pushing that ~~rock~~ Oldsmobile up a hill!
Posted by: Satan

FIFY

Posted by: Zombie Mary Jo Kopechne at May 26, 2017 08:59 PM (fHnbd)

269 Killary's chardonnay vintage , bottled Nov 6, 2016.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2017 08:59 PM (FYX7N)

270 Sitting in a high school graduation. Bored as crap.

Posted by: Dang at May 26, 2017 08:59 PM (QfjJc)

271 256. Thought it was 'Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 08:59 PM (TwwWO)

272 Chappaqua didn't give Hillary the keys to the city, merely the wine cellar.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 26, 2017 08:59 PM (wTwJ2)

273 Ernest and Julio Gallo made Ripple, and Thunderbird, along with other low-end fortified wines. Wino's wine. However, they didn't like to put their name on it, because of the reputation.

IIRC, they made a killing off these, put liked to pretend they were a high end outfit, putting their name on the expensive, pretentious stuff.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2017 08:52 PM (8O3HH)

I know someone that worked for them and also had his own grapes. They wanted to buy his grapes for pennies on the dollar. He told them to F off, to one of the brothers face.
He tells the story better.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 26, 2017 09:00 PM (Ri/rl)

274 concoct the most awful concoction of spirits to make Hillary! fall over in shock?

Water from a spring.

Posted by: t-bird at May 26, 2017 09:00 PM (9Q5BJ)

275 A bottle o' white
A bottle o' red
Perhaps a case o' Valu-Rite instead

Posted by: billy joel at May 26, 2017 09:01 PM (nlbfN)

276 concoct the most awful concoction of spirits to make Hillary! fall over in shock?

Holy water.

Posted by: Peaches at May 26, 2017 09:01 PM (EgOr3)

277 274. Heh.... holy water. Why didn't I think of that earlier?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 09:01 PM (TwwWO)

278 I don't know how they did it, but they managed to make a modern SUV that also has the ride and road noise of a 70s pickup truck.

Posted by: GOULD at May 26, 2017 08:58 PM (Hj4t4)

I know that was built on a Mitsubishi car platform at one time. Fiat might have changed it, though.

Yay, now it's built with Fiat parts instead!

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 26, 2017 09:01 PM (fD1ST)

279 213 What was Fred Sanford's favorite? Ripple, I think. Yeah, that's her go to drink, Ripple.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2017 08:43 PM (8O3HH)

Champipple

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 26, 2017 09:02 PM (IDPbH)

280 Ripple? Jesus, my parents drank that shit.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 26, 2017 09:02 PM (CNHr1)

281 I will bet $100 that the ex first "lady" would have had a better pitch.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 09:02 PM (PUmDY)

282 t-bird

Maybe Holy Water?

How about it Mandrake<

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2017 09:02 PM (TiwO/)

283 The Bear that can't throw a baseball?

And that skinny sack of shit just had to "make it clear" afterwards that he was throwing strike after sizzling strike during the warmup.

Because God forbid anyone snicker at the Emperor.

Posted by: Sycacuse at May 26, 2017 09:02 PM (wpC7C)

284 276. Jinx - Peaches buys drinks!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 09:02 PM (TwwWO)

285 277
274. Heh.... holy water. Why didn't I think of that earlier?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 09:01 PM (TwwWO)
I was amazed that it was still up for grabs.

Posted by: Peaches at May 26, 2017 09:02 PM (EgOr3)

286 I hated with the Passion of a burning suns "The Bear is on the Loose" bullshit about Obama.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 08:45 PM (JNqRY)

He was on the loose in every bathhouse he could get to

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 26, 2017 09:03 PM (auHtY)

287 "One of the things that gave me the most hope and joy after the election, when I really needed it, was meeting so many young people who told me that my defeat had not defeated them," Clinton said.

Glad to have helped you thru your ordeal!

Posted by: t-bird at May 26, 2017 09:03 PM (9Q5BJ)

288 caligirl, like selling your grapes to warren buffet and george soros. i never trusted those gallo geezers at all. skeezy old bastards.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 09:03 PM (KP5rU)

289 245 Fred Sanford had a lot list of "ipple" drinks, X + Ripple. Cripple was actually one, but I can't remember what X was there. There's probably a fansite that has all that information somewhere.

Ernest and Julio Gallo made Ripple, and Thunderbird, along with other low-end fortified wines. Wino's wine. However, they didn't like to put their name on it, because of the reputation.

IIRC, they made a killing off these, put liked to pretend they were a high end outfit, putting their name on the expensive, pretentious stuff.

.....

Please do not forget the highest end of all "ipples"....champipple.

A mixture of Ripple and Ginger Ale!

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at May 26, 2017 09:03 PM (Mkvcz)

290
I'll mention it again for the Western/tv cowboy fans:

Cool episode of The Fall Guy guest starring a few old cowboys. Jack Kelly who played Bart Maverick is in this episode. All the Mavericks are mort, now, btw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f1XJP0laCI

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 26, 2017 09:03 PM (J0tQ5)

291 287
"One of the things that gave me the most hope and joy after the
election, when I really needed it, was meeting so many young people who
told me that my defeat had not defeated them," Clinton said.

Where did she run into them, the pizza parlor or the island?

Posted by: Peaches at May 26, 2017 09:04 PM (EgOr3)

292 HRC: "When people in power invent their own facts and attack those who question them it can mark the beginning of the end of a free society"

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Yeah, that's why we didn't vote for you, Hillz "Che" Clinton.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 26, 2017 09:04 PM (Nwg0u)

293 For Hillary:

(From "Mondo New York") Dean and the Weenies sing "Fuck You" :

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=fuck+you+dean+and+the+weenies

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 26, 2017 09:04 PM (NT3RT)

294
Where did she run into them, the pizza parlor or the island?

In the woods.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 26, 2017 09:05 PM (J0tQ5)

295 Maybe he can lift some more girl sized weights in a hotel gym.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 26, 2017 08:57 PM (Ri/rl)

That was pathetic.

My wife goes to Jazzercize, and apparently some putatively male *cough* there shamelessly lifts pink three pound dumbells.

For comparison, my wife uses 10 lb. ones for the same exercises.

I'm not making this up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:05 PM (SRKgf)

296 "One of the things that gave me the most hope and joy after the election, when I really needed it, was meeting so many young people who told me that my defeat had not defeated them," Clinton said.

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Hey, Che, your defeat didn't defeat me, either.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 26, 2017 09:05 PM (Nwg0u)

297 Sitting in a high school graduation. Bored as crap.
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I'm surprised you made it with that attitude, young man.

Posted by: dang's home-room teacher at May 26, 2017 09:05 PM (nlbfN)

298
She had an uncanny knack of "running into" many young women after the election while walking in the woods.

The Fake News told us all about it.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 26, 2017 09:06 PM (J0tQ5)

299 Killary had a ketamine IV drip for a week after the election then she went to the Chardonnay.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2017 09:06 PM (FYX7N)

300
You just know that Frau Gruppencankles drinks Rocket Fuel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JpwjnMFlJI

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2017 09:06 PM (quw2O)

301 The Left has more projection than Hillary after a night of binge drinking and bad oysters.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 26, 2017 09:06 PM (IDPbH)

302 288 caligirl, like selling your grapes to warren buffet and george soros. i never trusted those gallo geezers at all. skeezy old bastards.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 09:03 PM (KP5rU)

In his telling they were coyote. He told one of them he'd sell them basically the processed grapes and to follow him to the storage place to check the sugar or something. Then he told him he'd pour it in the gutter before he'd let Gallo F him like that and F you. It's a funny story.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 26, 2017 09:07 PM (Ri/rl)

303 287 "One of the things that gave me the most hope and joy after the election, when I really needed it, was ~~Huma lapping my snatch~~ meeting so many young people who told me that my defeat had not defeated them," Clinton said.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:07 PM (SRKgf)

304 I think 'Chardonnay' is one of her newer, younger aides. She'd go into withdrawal if she actually tried drinking the stuff.

Posted by: t-bird at May 26, 2017 09:07 PM (kCDOM)

305 297 Sitting in a high school graduation. Bored as crap.
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I'm surprised you made it with that attitude, young man.
Posted by: dang's home-room teacher at May 26, 2017 09:05 PM (nlbfN)
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I lol'd.

Posted by: Weasel at May 26, 2017 09:07 PM (Sfs6o)

306 One of the things that gave me the most hope and joy after the election was the lesbian tranny midget pron that was still on my server. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 26, 2017 09:07 PM (Tyii7)

307 Waiting for the first insane liberal to tweet: "I'll donate my liver to you, Hillary, if you'll run in 2020!"

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 26, 2017 09:07 PM (toi7g)

308 I wonder if she's still poisoning old Bill, or if she's decided it's just not worth the effort now.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 09:07 PM (TwwWO)

309 I wish there were a vast right-wing conspiracy...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 09:08 PM (tHwdc)

310 300
You just know that Frau Gruppencankles drinks Rocket Fuel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JpwjnMFlJI
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2017 09:06 PM (quw2O)

Don't even have to go to the link to know that's Bill McNeal. Dammmmmmn!

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 26, 2017 09:08 PM (IDPbH)

311 Yeah but Kuschner is a Russian mole bent on destroying the US. Fo' reals you guys. Fact checked.

Posted by: Some damn moron at May 26, 2017 09:08 PM (E8apb)

312 297 Sitting in a high school graduation. Bored as crap.
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I'm surprised you made it with that attitude, young man.
Posted by: dang's home-room teacher at May 26, 2017 09:05 PM (nlbfN)

Seventh time is the charm.

Now off to start his career at the University of California!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:09 PM (SRKgf)

313 caligirl, i don't even know the guy. but, he's cooler than the other side of "my pillow."

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 09:10 PM (KP5rU)

314 Would you hold it near as it were your own? Sucker for this one...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JT8zLTaKxeE

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 09:10 PM (PUmDY)

315 I take no small measure of comfort knowing Hillary! greets each remaining day with the cold reality of her abject failure.

Posted by: Weasel at May 26, 2017 09:10 PM (Sfs6o)

316 I wonder if she's still poisoning old Bill, or if she's decided it's just not worth the effort now.

She really botched the dosage. He's no good to her dead after the election.

Posted by: t-bird at May 26, 2017 09:11 PM (ysprU)

317 How do I get a message to Hillary? I have a brilliant idea. If she takes a handful of Tylenol during her "chardonnay" benders, she won't wake up with a headache. She should definitely give it a try.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2017 09:11 PM (fHnbd)

318 I take no small measure of comfort knowing Hillary! greets each remaining day with the cold reality of her abject failure.

Posted by: Weasel at May 26, 2017 09:10 PM (Sfs6o)

Amen! Cheers!
*clink!*

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 09:11 PM (tHwdc)

319 Perhaps Hillary! could start a movie career with Failure to Launch II?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2017 09:11 PM (TiwO/)

320 Bill got a rim job? I knew he got a bj. Does Ace know what a rim job is? I'm guessing not.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 26, 2017 09:11 PM (LQLeS)

321 270 Sitting in a high school graduation. Bored as crap.
Posted by: Dang at May 26, 2017 08:59 PM (QfjJc)

"And you will go forth, and change the world. Or, more plausibly, you will be fucking wanker baristas who are making change, those of you who did well in math. Both of you will be in high demand."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:12 PM (SRKgf)

322 Hillary! greets each remaining day with the cold reality of her abject failure.

No, it's a cold gin and tonic.

Posted by: Hillary! *hic* at May 26, 2017 09:12 PM (ysprU)

323 317 How do I get a message to Hillary? I have a brilliant idea. If she takes a handful of Tylenol during her "chardonnay" benders, she won't wake up with a headache. She should definitely give it a try.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2017 09:11 PM (fHnbd)

If she takes a bottle full of Oxycodone that would work better. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Some damn moron at May 26, 2017 09:12 PM (E8apb)

324 321
270 Sitting in a high school graduation. Bored as crap.

Posted by: Dang at May 26, 2017 08:59 PM (QfjJc)

Just shut up and take the points.

Posted by: Peaches at May 26, 2017 09:12 PM (EgOr3)

325
I wonder if she's still poisoning old Bill, or if she's decided it's just not worth the effort now.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 09:07 PM (TwwWO)

Someone switched out her strychnine flask for distilled water. Must have pissed her off that Bill survived the month of October, because I swear that I was expecting him to croak in order to ensure her election.

In fact, I'm wondering if all that confidence that she had the thing in the bag is what spared Bubba's life. You know damned well that she was capable of it. Hell, maybe that's why she's freaking out so much lately. "Shit. I have to spend the rest of my LIFE with that scumbag?????"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2017 09:13 PM (quw2O)

326 So ... I see a judge decided Lee Malvo needs a new sentence.

America ... Love It or Leave It.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 26, 2017 09:13 PM (fiGNd)

327 320. Heh...this is the ewok what thought a common bro-traction for 'missionary position' was in fact some slang term for the Holy of Holies and thus birthed the mish-meme.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 09:13 PM (TwwWO)

328 320: It's in the Starr report actually. Monica indeed tossed Bubba's salad.

And seriously, I assure you Ace knows what it is. If anyone would, he would.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2017 09:13 PM (8O3HH)

329 If she takes a handful of Tylenol during her "chardonnay" benders, she won't wake up with a headache.

Happened to a friend of mine. It takes years, though.

Posted by: t-bird at May 26, 2017 09:14 PM (ysprU)

330 In fact, I'm wondering if all that confidence that she had the thing in the bag is what spared Bubba's life. You know damned well that she was capable of it. Hell, maybe that's why she's freaking out so much lately. "Shit. I have to spend the rest of my LIFE with that scumbag?????"
--

Pretty Bubba is thinking the last thing as well, at least when his bunny isn't servicing him.

Posted by: shibumi at May 26, 2017 09:14 PM (aT+Bx)

331 One of the things that gave me the most hope and joy after the election was a 3 day sitz bath. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 26, 2017 09:14 PM (Tyii7)

332 309 I wish there were a vast right-wing conspiracy...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 09:08 PM (tHwdc)

This.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:15 PM (SRKgf)

333 #328 I think I 'm about to lose my supper.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 26, 2017 09:15 PM (LQLeS)

334 328 320: It's in the Starr report actually.

Stink Starr report?

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at May 26, 2017 09:15 PM (Mkvcz)

335 I realize this makes me a bad Moron, but I cannot summon much rage about Wonder Woman. One, I love period pieces. Two, I think Gal Gadot has an elegant beauty that is sorely missing from Hollywood these days. The movie may suck, but she sure is a pretty lady.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 09:15 PM (JNqRY)

336 Now I know that bears shit in the woods. But do bears eat drunken shits who wander in the woods near Chappaqua?

Posted by: Bear Fancier at May 26, 2017 09:15 PM (Sda6L)

337 The Bear that can't throw a baseball?

And that skinny sack of shit just had to "make it clear" afterwards that he was throwing strike after sizzling strike during the warmup.

Because God forbid anyone snicker at the Emperor.

Posted by: Sycacuse at May 26, 2017 09:02 PM (wpC7C)

At yesterday's Cubs' game they had a fan throw out the first pitch. He could have been about 80 years old. The first pitch one hops it up there and he waves it off as no good. They let him try again. He got it there on the fly just a little outside. I'm thinking an 80 year old man throws better than the world's greatest athlete.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 26, 2017 09:15 PM (auHtY)

338 And seriously, I assure you Ace knows what it is. If anyone would, he would.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2017 09:13 PM (8O3HH)

Errrmm...yaaaaas

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 09:15 PM (tHwdc)

339
Bill got a rim job? I knew he got a bj. Does Ace know what a rim job is? I'm guessing not.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 26, 2017 09:11 PM (LQLeS)

Dood, Teh Ewok read the infamous Memorial Day ONT.......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2017 09:15 PM (quw2O)

340 313 caligirl, i don't even know the guy. but, he's cooler than the other side of "my pillow."
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 09:10 PM (KP5rU)

He's quite the character. He's almost 90 and his father was in the wine grape business too. I think he worked for Paul Mason too. He has some stories.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 26, 2017 09:16 PM (Ri/rl)

341 Special orders don't upset me. Heh.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at May 26, 2017 09:17 PM (Tyii7)

342 It's in the Starr report actually. Monica indeed tossed Bubba's salad.

--------

The Starrfish Report

Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2017 09:17 PM (ANIFC)

343 #328 I think I 'm about to lose my supper.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller

Why? Because you just learned Monica tongue-punched Der Slickmeister's dirt star?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2017 09:17 PM (fHnbd)

344 "So ... I see a judge decided Lee Malvo needs a new sentence.
America ... Love It or Leave It."
-Posted by: ScoggDog at May 26, 2017 09:13 PM (fiGNd)

I've got a sentence for him: "DIAF, you shit-chewing puddle of detritus."

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 09:17 PM (6gk0M)

345 328 320: It's in the Starr report actually. Monica indeed tossed Bubba's salad.

And seriously, I assure you Ace knows what it is. If anyone would, he would.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2017 09:13 PM (8O3HH)

Her parents must be so proud.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 09:18 PM (JNqRY)

346 Only awful people name their dogs after themselves

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 09:18 PM (PUmDY)

347 Where did she run into them, the pizza parlor or the island?

...............

Tripping over the trashcan in the entrance to the ladies room and falling into the gal putting on her mascara doesn't count.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 26, 2017 09:18 PM (OOXlj)

348 I realize this makes me a bad Moron, but I cannot summon much rage about Wonder Woman. One, I love period pieces. Two, I think Gal Gadot has an elegant beauty that is sorely missing from Hollywood these days. The movie may suck, but she sure is a pretty lady.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

You're angry that there was an all female screening?

Posted by: CyberHillary at May 26, 2017 09:18 PM (vRcUp)

349 At yesterday's Cubs' game they had a fan throw out the first pitch. He could have been about 80 years old. The first pitch one hops it up there and he waves it off as no good. They let him try again. He got it there on the fly just a little outside. I'm thinking an 80 year old man throws better than the world's greatest athlete.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 26, 2017 09:15 PM (auHtY)

Because a Negro has to be a great athlete, even if anyone with eyes sees that that's not true. All that "basketball" shit was designed to sell him to the retards in the ghetto. He's about as athletic as Stephen Hawking.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:18 PM (SRKgf)

350
And by the way, you degenerates, the fact that I mentioned the infamous Memorial Day ONT is NOT a challenge.......no, really. It totes isn't a challenge.

*whistles absently*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2017 09:18 PM (quw2O)

351 dirt star?

...

What is a dirt star?

Is that like a poop chute?

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at May 26, 2017 09:18 PM (Mkvcz)

352 Detritus. Heh.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 09:19 PM (tHwdc)

353 Chappaquacabra sighting

Posted by: Monster Hunter at May 26, 2017 09:19 PM (w9FXL)

354 #343 Ah, the lyricism, the sheer poetry. I must say, you have a way with words.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 26, 2017 09:19 PM (LQLeS)

355 Dood, Teh Ewok read the infamous Memorial Day ONT.......
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2017 09:15 PM (quw2O

Still burns me up that I missed that deplorable moment...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, PorcineAmerican at May 26, 2017 09:19 PM (VbMDA)

356 ughh... Starting to think maybe I know what tossing salad is but might have to google.* off to find my spelunking gear*

Posted by: Molly k. at May 26, 2017 09:20 PM (OOXlj)

357 WTH is Hillary wearing a beret? No mater how hard she tries, she cannot pull off either Mary Tyler Moore or a young girl in Paris for the first time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 09:20 PM (JNqRY)

358 The thing is that Nixon had reason to be bitter. Hillary, not so much. She got MUCH further in life than she ever deserved.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I really think if she had never met and married a far more talented man, she would have lived out her sad life in quiet anonymity. Maybe a mid level bureaucrat in a useless federal department. By now she'd be retired to her house full of cats.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 26, 2017 09:20 PM (Xluzf)

359 353 Chappaquacabra sighting
Posted by: Monster Hunter at May 26, 2017 09:19 PM (w9FXL)

Was there a Squatchy tang?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, PorcineAmerican at May 26, 2017 09:20 PM (VbMDA)

360 tossed bubbas' salad. as disgusting as the tuna tacos huma happily dined on daily. shit, that is one fucked up crew of inbred mouthbreathers. how do you get that far from reality? never mind. i don't need to know. two girls, one cup about covers it. lemon party!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 09:20 PM (KP5rU)

361 Still burns me up that I missed that deplorable moment...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, PorcineAmerican at May 26, 2017 09:19 PM (VbMDA)

Make your own. It's Memorial Day weekend.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 09:20 PM (tHwdc)

362 HRC: "When people in power invent their own facts and attack those who question them it can mark the beginning of the end of a free society"

Like what "is" means, or how your polls had you up in GA and AZ.

Posted by: Jean at May 26, 2017 09:20 PM (MUmIW)

363 He's about as athletic as Stephen Hawking.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I take it you've never seen him breakdance. Hawking has some sick moves.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2017 09:20 PM (fHnbd)

364 Her parents must be so proud.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 09:18 PM (JNqRY)

Imagine the scene: you go on a blind date, and there's Monica Lewinsky. On one hand, you know she gives head. On the other, you know if you're going to be the punch line of a joke ... the rest of your life.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:21 PM (SRKgf)

365 Holy smokes. I just got a new hash! Just in time for the long weekend.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 26, 2017 09:21 PM (OOXlj)

366 "In other words, just another day in this sad bitter Harridan Nixon's drunk and unfulfilling life.

You misspelled Demon. And C(nt.

That way it'd kinda rhyme.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 26, 2017 09:21 PM (c1VpD)

367 I will market my own brand of spirits: Chappaqua Vitae.

Posted by: CyberHillary at May 26, 2017 09:21 PM (vRcUp)

368 She's not crazy! is she?

Posted by: goon at May 26, 2017 09:21 PM (EaQ6/)

369 molly k. just don't. really, just don't.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 09:22 PM (KP5rU)

370 Well, they always fat girls have to do a little something extra, you know really do something special ............

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2017 09:22 PM (8O3HH)

371 357 WTH is Hillary wearing a beret? No mater how hard she tries, she cannot pull off either Mary Tyler Moore or a young girl in Paris for the first time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 09:20 PM (JNqRY)

She was channeling Monica Lewinsky.

Try to keep up, OK?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:22 PM (SRKgf)

372 Make your own. It's Memorial Day weekend.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 09:20 PM (tHwdc)

=======

I read that infamous thread. What a hoot. It would be fun to see Laura W. come back as the pinch faced scold again.

Posted by: GOULD at May 26, 2017 09:23 PM (Hj4t4)

373 356 ughh... Starting to think maybe I know what tossing salad is but might have to google.* off to find my spelunking gear*
Posted by: Molly k. at May 26, 2017 09:20 PM (OOXlj)

You're a nice girl.

DON'T.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:24 PM (SRKgf)

374
Because a Negro has to be a great athlete, even if anyone with eyes sees that that's not true. All that "basketball" shit was designed to sell him to the retards in the ghetto. He's about as athletic as Stephen Hawking.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:18 PM (SRKgf)

I'm still convinced that his basketball career at the Punahou School was because the racist leftist fucks that run the place took one glance at him and said "get the negro on the team, he should be good at basketball". And when he turned out to be a shit ballplayer, they didn't have the guts to cut him from the team.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2017 09:25 PM (quw2O)

375 Her parents must be so proud.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

Do you French kiss your mother with that tongue?

Posted by: CyberHillary at May 26, 2017 09:25 PM (vRcUp)

376
The ignorance on youtube astounds me every single day.

Every day I think I've heard it all, but proven wrong the very next day.

There are SO MANY Black Racists on youtube who say the most ignorant rotten terrible things about white people, you'd be shocked. And these racist youtubers have big followings.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 26, 2017 09:25 PM (J0tQ5)

377 I have not read that infamous thread.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 09:25 PM (tHwdc)

378 Hillary really wore a beret?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 09:25 PM (PUmDY)

379 if hillary really wanted street cred, she could have worn a jockstrap on her head, and carried a mattress on stage. also, braided, gray, pubic hair is a nice touch.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 09:25 PM (KP5rU)

380 I remember seeing video of Bill Clinton react when they asked him about "oral/anal contact". Looked like he sharted when he heard that. Priceless.

Posted by: Dang at May 26, 2017 09:26 PM (QfjJc)

381 ughh... Starting to think maybe I know what tossing salad is but might have to google.* off to find my spelunking gear*
Posted by: Molly k. at May 26, 2017 09:20 PM (OOXlj)

You're a nice girl.

DON'T.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:24 PM (SRKgf)

======

Agreed. JUST. DON'T. You can never unread that which you would read.

Posted by: GOULD at May 26, 2017 09:26 PM (Hj4t4)

382 Imagine the scene: you go on a blind date, and there's Monica Lewinsky. On one hand, you know she gives head. On the other, you know if you're going to be the punch line of a joke ... the rest of your life.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:21 PM (SRKgf)

Lady 'Ettes, please turn away.
-
-
-

I have no desire to ever be belly buddies with Bill Clinton. Or would that be mouth buddies?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 09:26 PM (JNqRY)

383 Hillary really wore a beret?

And it was raspberry.

Posted by: zombie Prince at May 26, 2017 09:26 PM (wpC7C)

384
WTH is Hillary wearing a beret? No mater how hard she tries, she cannot pull off either Mary Tyler Moore or a young girl in Paris for the first time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 09:20 PM (JNqRY)

She can't pull off the Che Guevara look either.

Her beard's too bushy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2017 09:27 PM (quw2O)

385 Bubba was really kinky, in all sorts of ways. Sally Perdue said he like to dress up in her nighties for fun. And play the saxophone.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2017 09:27 PM (8O3HH)

386 I really think if she had never met and married a far more talented man, she would have lived out her sad life in quiet anonymity. Maybe a mid level bureaucrat in a useless federal department. By now she'd be retired to her house full of cats.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque

I see Professor Fair as her archetype

Posted by: Jean at May 26, 2017 09:28 PM (MUmIW)

387 monica was only verifying bills' sperm count. for test tube spawn for later.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 09:28 PM (KP5rU)

388 Who done made the salad?

Posted by: Caesar Clintoon at May 26, 2017 09:28 PM (Tyii7)

389 I'm still convinced that his basketball career at the Punahou School was because the racist leftist fucks that run the place took one glance at him and said "get the negro on the team, he should be good at basketball". And when he turned out to be a shit ballplayer, they didn't have the guts to cut him from the team.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2017 09:25 PM (quw2O)

I think that that's exactly right.

I played on a baseball team that was run by a liberal. A black guy joined the team, and the manager - sight unseen - put him in center field, and batted him third.

Turned out, he sucked, both in the field and at the plate. But the liberal obviously figured black = athlete.

And we're the racists.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:29 PM (SRKgf)

390 The kind you find in a 2nd hand store?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 09:29 PM (PUmDY)

391 Monica probably found some croutons.

Posted by: Dang at May 26, 2017 09:29 PM (QfjJc)

392 Because a Negro has to be a great athlete

Don't laugh! On Planet Stephen Hawking he's a superstar.

Posted by: t-bird at May 26, 2017 09:30 PM (ZIFyZ)

393 ...and Monica said, "this corn tastes like shit!"

Posted by: just the punchline at May 26, 2017 09:31 PM (fHnbd)

394 No more, rb is an almost perfect song

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 09:31 PM (PUmDY)

395 >>>What was Fred Sanford's favorite? Ripple, I think.<<<

I
remember when Fred, Rollo and Lamont were gonna hook up with the ladies
and combine their evening's fare back at Fred's crib. Fred had a pot of stew and some
ripple, and Rollo had a bottle of beaujolais. Fred was going to mix the
wine together to class shit up and he called it booze-your-lipple.

Posted by: Fritz at May 26, 2017 09:31 PM (TNQMS)

396 **checks booze inventory in anticipation of the Memorial Day ONT.**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 09:32 PM (TwwWO)

397 My pet name for Monica was Worma Grimetongue.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 26, 2017 09:32 PM (vRcUp)

398 ...and Monica said, "this corn tastes like shit!"

But it's good...it's good!

Posted by: crossing hunter joke punchline at May 26, 2017 09:32 PM (qUNWi)

399 I don't think I ever saw it either Miley. I've been around here along time, but must have missed that one.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 26, 2017 09:32 PM (CNHr1)

400 I have no idea what a tossed salad is and I'll be damned if I'm gonna look it up.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 26, 2017 09:33 PM (+tKYk)

401
Sanford & Son was great Friday night television!

Dukes Of Hazzard was on 9pm.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 26, 2017 09:33 PM (J0tQ5)

402 Ah served up a mean Razorback Salad. Heh.

Posted by: Caesar Clintoon at May 26, 2017 09:33 PM (Tyii7)

403 Hey Monica, I got some extra chewing gum ... want a few pieces?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 26, 2017 09:33 PM (vRcUp)

404 I've never seen the thread. But then-again, I wouldn't want to soil my pristine little soul.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 09:34 PM (6gk0M)

405 She drew the line at the Arkansas Steamer, though.

Posted by: Caesar Clintoon at May 26, 2017 09:34 PM (Tyii7)

406 I have no idea what a tossed salad is and I'll be damned if I'm gonna look it up.

It's a cross between a "Minnesota Hot Pocket" and a "Sailor's Delight".

Posted by: crossing hunter joke punchline at May 26, 2017 09:35 PM (qUNWi)

407 399. Prepare, then, to explore new frontiers of depravity. (Frontiers of Depravity would be a good band name.)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 09:35 PM (TwwWO)

408 I've never seen the thread. But then-again, I wouldn't want to soil my pristine little soul.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T)

Ah, I see you are prepping for another "First!" for the upcoming ONT.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May 26, 2017 09:35 PM (S6Pax)

409 *peeling off spelunking suit and heading to guest bathroom to vomit*

Posted by: Molly k. at May 26, 2017 09:36 PM (OOXlj)

410 400 I have no idea what a tossed salad is and I'll be damned if I'm gonna look it up.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 26, 2017 09:33 PM (+tKYk)

Smart.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:36 PM (SRKgf)

411 I'm still convinced that his basketball career at the Punahou School was because the racist leftist fucks that run the place took one glance at him and said "get the negro on the team, he should be good at basketball". And when he turned out to be a shit ballplayer, they didn't have the guts to cut him from the team.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2017 09:25 PM (quw2O)

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?1

Posted by: Michael Scott, Dunder-Mifflin at May 26, 2017 09:36 PM (VbMDA)

412 409 *peeling off spelunking suit and heading to guest bathroom to vomit*
Posted by: Molly k. at May 26, 2017 09:36 PM (OOXlj)

Toldja.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:37 PM (SRKgf)

413 I need no "prep work". I'm gooooood!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 09:37 PM (6gk0M)

414 Toldja.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:37 PM (SRKgf)

Shoulda listened

Posted by: Molly k. at May 26, 2017 09:37 PM (OOXlj)

415 Damnit Gary! Shut the fuck up. What a virtue signaling globalist shit.

muh environment! No coal!

I want to breath smoke and taste blood right now!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 26, 2017 09:38 PM (2qHjF)

416 414 Toldja.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:37 PM (SRKgf)

Shoulda listened
Posted by: Molly k. at May 26, 2017 09:37 PM (OOXlj)

Yup.

I tried to protect you ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:38 PM (SRKgf)

417 409. Worst part - aside from the irreparable damage to your soul & faith in humanity - Bob from the NSA is judging you.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 09:38 PM (TwwWO)

418 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 26, 2017 09:38 PM (2qHjF)

???

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 09:39 PM (IYHxL)

419 415.

**punches Widespread Pepe in the face, then offers him an Amsterdam shag rollie**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 09:40 PM (TwwWO)

420 419 - LOL

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 09:41 PM (IYHxL)

421 415 Damnit Gary! Shut the fuck up. What a virtue signaling globalist shit.

muh environment! No coal!

I want to breath smoke and taste blood right now!
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 26, 2017 09:38 PM (2qHjF)

Can I buy some pot from you?

Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2017 09:41 PM (ANIFC)

422 Nah, Barry didn't get on the team at Punaho because Kenyan. His grandparents pulled strings. It's how he got everything he's ever gotten. Strings pulled.

Posted by: davidt at May 26, 2017 09:41 PM (XoldI)

423 I recall a thread (some years ago) where we made up 'things not to google" I came up with the "Albuquerque Turnstile." And no, I never googled it.

Ain't gonna, neither.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, PorcineAmerican at May 26, 2017 09:41 PM (VbMDA)

424 @ Coors Field, Rockies ahead 2-0 in 5th, big crowd, and I kid you not, . . .

Everybody. Is. White.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 26, 2017 09:41 PM (W1zUI)

425 Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 26, 2017 09:21 PM (c1VpD)

If you're still here, the Alliance guild isn't shut down I've just been focusing on a Horde toon right now and don't have much time to play in general. I can try to spend more time on Rexxar, but can't promise how much since I'm trying to get a shop up and running.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 26, 2017 09:41 PM (sEDyY)

426 They're in at least the top five rules of the HQ - both "Don't ask" and "Don't google"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2017 09:42 PM (6FqZa)

427 Bob from the NSA is judging you.....

Nah, once you've seen what Ralph from the SEC downloads while at work, everything else seems tame in comparison.

Posted by: Bob at the NSA at May 26, 2017 09:42 PM (wpC7C)

428 Hindu Love Gods rb cover, WZ and friends,stupid vid...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DALG5t4GD0c

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 09:42 PM (PUmDY)

429
Nah, once you've seen what Ralph from the SEC downloads while at work, everything else seems tame in comparison.
Posted by: Bob at the NSA at May 26, 2017 09:42 PM (wpC7C)

I didn't people could do that with a coelacanth.

Posted by: Ned from DNI at May 26, 2017 09:44 PM (ANIFC)

430 Coors Field, Rockies ahead 2-0 in 5th, big crowd, and I kid you not, . . .

Everybody. Is. White.
Posted by: Les Ki

BASEBALL
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B
A
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Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 26, 2017 09:44 PM (2qHjF)

431 She would've recycled my toilet paper if I'd asked her.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 26, 2017 09:44 PM (vRcUp)

432 422 Nah, Barry didn't get on the team at Punaho because Kenyan. His grandparents pulled strings. It's how he got everything he's ever gotten. Strings pulled.
Posted by: davidt at May 26, 2017 09:41 PM (XoldI)

Nah, not true. Sometimes you want somebody to throw up 21 bricks out of 22 free throws.

You know. Strategery.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:44 PM (SRKgf)

433
423 I recall a thread (some years ago) where we made up 'things not to google" I came up with the "Albuquerque Turnstile." And no, I never googled it.

Ain't gonna, neither.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, PorcineAmerican at May 26, 2017 09:41 PM (VbMDA)

That was a fun thread.

What I miss are the times that Teh Horde went on razzia......trolling the shit out of lefties on their own sites. Like the Seattle Peace Calendar, or the Peace Blimp.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2017 09:45 PM (quw2O)

434 I need no "prep work". I'm gooooood!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 09:37 PM (6gk0M)

=======

Slamming F5 like a monkey on Meth isn't prep work?

Posted by: GOULD at May 26, 2017 09:46 PM (Hj4t4)

435 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 26, 2017 09:44 PM (2qHjF)

Stay off meth.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 09:46 PM (IYHxL)

436 OT - have access to a tv for the first time in years, and watching 'Live PD.'

I could never be a cop - all my pay would go to buying replacement nightsticks.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 09:46 PM (TwwWO)

437 I could never be a cop - all my pay would go to buying replacement nightsticks.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 09:46 PM (TwwWO)

Pro tip: aluminum T-balls bats. FTW.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:47 PM (SRKgf)

438
Nah, not true. Sometimes you want somebody to throw up 21 bricks out of 22 free throws.

You know. Strategery.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:44 PM (SRKgf)

Shit. I was 3 for 5 before I sprained my ankle chasing an errant ball.

So. still better than TFG.

and I suck at basketball. You know, for the record.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, PorcineAmerican at May 26, 2017 09:47 PM (VbMDA)

439
I could never be a cop - all my pay would go to buying replacement nightsticks

And broken dashcams

Posted by: Jean at May 26, 2017 09:48 PM (9TU00)

440 437. Doubt there's a Sam Browne hanger for those.... still....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 09:48 PM (TwwWO)

441 I saw Tossed Salad open for...
oh, never mind.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 26, 2017 09:48 PM (LQLeS)

442 425
Hey, I get on every once in a while. There was a sale on timecards so I got a 60 day for 15 bucks or so. Just no one on, seems I missed ya all. I'll be on a bit this weekend. I was noting how few people had been on in the last 6 months.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 26, 2017 09:49 PM (c1VpD)

443 418 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 26, 2017 09:38 PM (2qHjF)

???
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 09:39 PM (IYHxL)

Gary Cohn, Goldman Sachs bagman and bagman for Ivanka and Jared, just shit on coal and coal jobs in America at the G7, also said wind and solar are the future because muh environment, and said need to pivot to that and exporting and extracting more natural gas.

The last part is a no brainier and should have been done a decade ago. It's the first 2 statements I have a problem with (and 10's of millions of Trump voters and supporters will as well) Gafy is a DIM. It's almost as if the Uniparty want the DIMs to sweep 2018 in a wave.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 26, 2017 09:49 PM (2qHjF)

444 *ONT is NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 09:49 PM (6gk0M)

445 Nood ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at May 26, 2017 09:50 PM (9KOoj)

446 when tossing bills' salad, don't eat the bacon bits. cause that will fuck you up for bacon. forever.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 09:50 PM (KP5rU)

447 You know what would be the ultimate irony? If Hillary Clinton was speaking at a forum, and a jihadi blew the place up, killing her.

Every Democrat/Liberal/Progressive brain in the world would detonate, trying to resolve the paradox. Because they'd be incapable of squaring that circle.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 26, 2017 09:51 PM (MZcWR)

448 Rimjob?

I thought was just a knobjob.

Next we'll find he went round the world and topped it off with a Cleveland steamer.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 26, 2017 09:53 PM (P/kVC)

449 BC, what would the motive?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 09:54 PM (PUmDY)

450 I suspect that right now there are leftists who arguing with each other about where it was the Russians or the Israelis who did the Manchester bombing in order to make Trump look good.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 26, 2017 10:03 PM (ILitO)

451 did anyone mention that the OTN has been up for a while?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 26, 2017 10:06 PM (ILitO)

452 Seen a few, yes I know -- willowed, clips of Hilldog at her alma.
No cure for these a-holes. None.
Yet, they do have audiences full of clapping seals, so there's that.
FOAD, criminal.

There. Nope, don't feel any better now.

Posted by: micky at May 26, 2017 10:13 PM (dF9Lb)

453 Best Lou Reed 'Sweet Jane' version hands down. And I too dig the Cowboy Junkies

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LrMLt9bMd_I

Posted by: ajlfour at May 26, 2017 10:56 PM (4EW/2)

454 When she has multiple and sustained coughing fits like that and she needs lozenges and someone hands her a bottle of water and nobody in the media bats an eye I always think of that time Marco reached under the lectern for a water bottle to wet his whistle and it was so shocking that it went viral. That's what I always think about when Hillary has a coughing fit.

Posted by: corn and beans at May 26, 2017 11:00 PM (tkNkP)

455 I come here for the wisdom. Also the snark.

Love this post, Morons and 'ettes.

I briefly saw the video of the Hag coughing. Awesome. The wimmen on stage with her looked worried as she croaked she needed a lozenge. What wonder drug is in those lozenges...and it takes a lot of talent to blabber on without choking and needing Heimlich (which I also wait to happen).

The Hag looked really haggard, but nothing new there. I would have collapsed and died in laughter if she bobble headed and knocked her hat off, revealing all her bald spots. I am sure children in the audience were frightened.

Hag needs to stay in the woods.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at May 27, 2017 12:26 AM (fq4ih)

456 "Persisted?"

I thought she meant to say "fisted."

Never mind!~

Posted by: AnnaRoseannAdanna at May 27, 2017 06:59 AM (SJ184)

457 Coughing fits are a direct result of alcohol withdrawal. I used to go through them. Alcohol dehydrates the body and I'd have dry coughing fits until I could get a few drinks in me.

Then they would go away until the next morning, and I'd have coughing fits until I could drink again. I've gone through exactly what she's going through. It's like dry heaves in the morning. Your body is dehydrated and just reflexively trying to expel toxins.

Posted by: A Reasonable Man at May 27, 2017 01:00 PM (tTReS)

458 one huge FAT lizard is her descriptor.

Posted by: Sam Spade at May 27, 2017 05:24 PM (tTRuI)

459 453 "Best Lou Reed 'Sweet Jane' version hands down. And I too dig the Cowboy Junkies"
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Try this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FdWPeHFAMk

Posted by: jrg at May 27, 2017 09:31 PM (PIPMd)

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