Good News For Women: Men Are Now Having Breast Implants Installed On Their Biceps and Traps

I sure think they look like the most ludicrous kinds of breast implants -- the ones that don't even bother trying to look plausible.

So, apparently, guys are now injecting some kind of oil into muscle locations. Does this build muscle, or something that looks like it? No, it looks like you have a big, misshapen saline breast bag sewn on to your bicep.

It's as ridiculous as it sounds -- no, it's more ridiculous. Because you have to see the pictures.

Hellllo, Ladies. Wanna feel my arm-tits?

The guy on the left is like the woman who gets breast implants slightly implausibly big, but at least they could, maybe, be real.

And then you see the guys who went Kayla Kleavage on themselves.

It's pretty silly. I mean, what is the point here? These are not muscles. They do not look like muscles. They look like goiters.

Posted by: Ace at 05:38 PM

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1 I woulda picked sea cucumbers.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 25, 2017 05:30 PM (CPk08)

2 GAINZZZ, BRA!

Posted by: Country Singer at May 25, 2017 05:30 PM (yzxic)

3 ...please tell me this isn't real.

Posted by: billygoat at May 25, 2017 05:31 PM (PiLeq)

4 Gainzzz, bro!

Posted by: The Oil Bag Man at May 25, 2017 05:31 PM (R+30W)

5 Many authors of post-apocalyptic fiction predicted irradiated mutants would be malformed and have huge tumors.

Few predicted that this transformation would be self-inflicted!

P.S. As with most "trending outrages," I remain, for the moment, skeptical that this is a "trend." I have seen similar attempts occasionally before, usually with the "Florida Man" prefix.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 25, 2017 05:32 PM (wB8Tg)

6 My breasts were caused by nature... and doughnuts.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 25, 2017 05:33 PM (bkUtD)

7 Words fail me at the moment I saw these pictures.

Posted by: dantesed at May 25, 2017 05:33 PM (88xKn)

8 If you're gonna do this, go Popeye.

Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2017 05:33 PM (z/Ubi)

9 Look how none of their muscles are in any proportion to any other muscles; they look like they were janitors in some secret weapons lab and were hit with mutating radiation.

I gurantee that if they tried lifting heavy weights (like most men do to get big arms) their biceps and triceps would rip to pieces/

Posted by: UGAdawg at May 25, 2017 05:33 PM (HL3BI)

10 Dude!

Posted by: Pussy Galore at May 25, 2017 05:34 PM (7TeYi)

11 3 ...please tell me this isn't real.

Posted by: billygoat at May 25, 2017 05:31 PM (PiLeq)

++++

It does seem too stupid to be real. But, you just can't go by that anymore.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 25, 2017 05:34 PM (R+30W)

12 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at May 25, 2017 05:34 PM (GwIKd)

13 LOL

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 25, 2017 05:34 PM (hMwEB)

14 Moobs!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2017 05:35 PM (OdK9v)

15 Well, at least men don't suffer from having to live up to an unrealistic body image.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 25, 2017 05:35 PM (wB8Tg)

16 Well, they're kinda still dudes. But somehow, less so.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at May 25, 2017 05:35 PM (7TeYi)

17 Dood, you got tits on your arm.

Posted by: DaveA at May 25, 2017 05:35 PM (FhXTo)

18 Its called synthol and it original intention was to brining up lagging muscle groups for competitive bbs

Posted by: Kreplach at May 25, 2017 05:36 PM (aF1k+)

19 The difference is, the opposite sex (men) appreciate breast implants. It can be a game changer.

Most women could care less about a guy having really large biceps.

Posted by: Maritime at May 25, 2017 05:36 PM (SCkw/)

20 Probably fake news with photoshops. Still more plausible than anything from the National Laughingstock though.

Posted by: Ken in NH at May 25, 2017 05:36 PM (gDMFf)

21 Well, at least this threesome is ethnically diverse, so the SJWs can't complain.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 25, 2017 05:36 PM (3C9q2)

22 These are not muscles. They do not look like muscles. They look like goiters.

That's an insult to goiters.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2017 05:36 PM (evJdV)

23 Send these poor fellows a link to the Art of Manliness web site.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at May 25, 2017 05:36 PM (7TeYi)

24 How do they wipe themselves?

Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 05:37 PM (ANIFC)

25 Look like a bunch of foreigners

Posted by: Yo! at May 25, 2017 05:37 PM (GwIKd)

26 Sometimes not even Anabolic Steroids are enough?

Posted by: rd at May 25, 2017 05:37 PM (XSEwK)

27 The difference is, the opposite sex (men) appreciate breast implants. It can be a game changer.

Most women could care less about a guy having really large biceps.

Maybe these dudes aren't interested in women.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 25, 2017 05:38 PM (3C9q2)

28 So 'look at that boob' just got a different meaning than just the whole douchenozzle that these are attached to.

Posted by: Mephitis at May 25, 2017 05:38 PM (ykGer)

29 Y'know, I fucking give up, let's just give the Norks and Iranians some finished product and let them finish us off if we've become this far gone. The nation that fed the world and walked on the moon has turned into a mob of childish imbeciles.

Maranatha.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 25, 2017 05:38 PM (AM1GF)

30 Most women could care less about a guy having really large biceps.

Posted by: Maritime at May 25, 2017 05:36 PM (SCkw/)

They might not be trying to attract women.

Once you go Manatee... oh the humanity?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 25, 2017 05:38 PM (wB8Tg)

31 It does seem too stupid to be real. But, you just can't go by that anymore.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 25, 2017 05:34 PM (R+30W)

++++

I think more than a few women have had cement injected into their butts. At least one has died from this procedure.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 25, 2017 05:38 PM (+eKyB)

32 Man, the world has some fucked up people in it.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 25, 2017 05:38 PM (qJhUV)

33 No agony, no brag-ony, bro!

Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 05:39 PM (ANIFC)

34 They will spring a leak from time to time also

Posted by: Yo! at May 25, 2017 05:39 PM (GwIKd)

35 24

Bidet!!

Posted by: Pussy Galore at May 25, 2017 05:39 PM (7TeYi)

36 Most women could care less about a guy having really large biceps.
Posted by: Maritime at May 25, 2017 05:36 PM (SCkw/)

Well developed biceps are a huge plus for me, personally.

Not body-builder stupid large, but a manly arm and broad shoulders are a big turn on, possibly the biggest.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2017 05:39 PM (evJdV)

37 19 The difference is, the opposite sex (men) appreciate breast implants. It can be a game changer.

Most women could care less about a guy having really large biceps.
Posted by: Maritime at May 25, 2017 05:36 PM (SCkw/)
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Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

Posted by: Lawrence at May 25, 2017 05:39 PM (gDMFf)

38 The difference is, the opposite sex (men) appreciate breast implants. It can be a game changer.

Most women could care less about a guy having really large biceps.

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Maybe they aren't doing it for the ladies?

Posted by: rd at May 25, 2017 05:40 PM (XSEwK)

39 Y'know, I fucking give up, let's just give the Norks and Iranians some finished product and let them finish us off if we've become this far gone.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 25, 2017 05:38 PM (AM1GF)

Well, I for one am just glad to see no one is overreacting to this clickbait.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 25, 2017 05:40 PM (wB8Tg)

40 Buy 'Bro' futures!

Posted by: Arthur Spooner at May 25, 2017 05:41 PM (OdK9v)

41 They can't flex them, they feel squishy

Posted by: Yo! at May 25, 2017 05:41 PM (GwIKd)

42 Is this the GAINZZZZZ thread?

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 25, 2017 05:41 PM (hJrjt)

43 I think I'm going to volunteer the one-way Mars trip..people are getting dumber and dumber on this planet..

Posted by: IC at May 25, 2017 05:41 PM (a0IVu)

44 It's not a tumah!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2017 05:41 PM (p+Wdc)

45 Maranatha.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 25, 2017 05:38 PM (AM1GF)

Maranatha indeed.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at May 25, 2017 05:43 PM (T71PA)

46 That's some serious WTF'ery.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 25, 2017 05:43 PM (4WhSY)

47 --
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How do they wipe themselves?

Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 05:37 PM

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They show their big muscles to their assholes and the poop runs away.

Posted by: irright at May 25, 2017 05:43 PM (vqzjE)

48 I looked at the pictures. I read the post.

I read your Moron comments.

I got nothin'.

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 05:43 PM (sBOL1)

49 Gross. They look worse than goiters, they look like tumors.

Posted by: dagny at May 25, 2017 05:43 PM (xrSGs)

50 36
Most women could care less about a guy having really large biceps.

Posted by: Maritime at May 25, 2017 05:36 PM (SCkw/)

Well developed biceps are a huge plus for me, personally.

Not body-builder stupid large, but a manly arm and broad shoulders are a big turn on, possibly the biggest.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2017 05:39 PM (evJdV)
Manly shoulders and chest..definitely a turn on..I hate to admit this but some of those shirtless Putin photos..oh my..that old dude does take care of himself.

Posted by: IC at May 25, 2017 05:43 PM (a0IVu)

51 I'd rather look at the tied up girl. Yeah, it's a coin toss, but still.

Posted by: goon at May 25, 2017 05:43 PM (EaQ6/)

52 They're just trying to replicate Moochelle's finely toned arms.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 25, 2017 05:43 PM (3C9q2)

53 Do you even implant, brah?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 25, 2017 05:43 PM (bkUtD)

54 Douchebags.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2017 05:44 PM (r59Kk)

55 An easier solution for their lack of manhood would be to buy Toyota pickups and jack them way up in the air.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 25, 2017 05:44 PM (43OZ6)

56 Finally. You know how there are men out there for women with smallish, but natural breasts?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 25, 2017 05:44 PM (tbOMB)

57 Geeze. Next time photo under the fold.

Posted by: TB at May 25, 2017 05:44 PM (wNx6K)

58 #WASTF

Posted by: golfman at May 25, 2017 05:44 PM (48QDY)

59 If they really want to impress the chicks, these geniuses should inject this shit into their balls! "Hey, yo! Check dese out, ladies!"

Posted by: tu3031 at May 25, 2017 05:44 PM (qJhUV)

60 The oil injections have been around for years.
Google The Man Whose Arms Exploded and notice when it was made.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 25, 2017 05:44 PM (m3iiU)

61 Well developed biceps are a huge plus for me, personally.

Starts using office phone handset for bicep curls, just in case.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 25, 2017 05:44 PM (4WhSY)

62 And I actually do like a muscled man, but not one who looks like body builders, one who looks like he could swing a claymore effectively.

Posted by: dagny at May 25, 2017 05:44 PM (xrSGs)

63 We're going to pump ... you up!

Posted by: Hans and Fritz at May 25, 2017 05:44 PM (+7/1f)

64 19 The difference is, the opposite sex (men) appreciate breast implants. It can be a game changer.

Most women could care less about a guy having really large biceps.
Posted by: Maritime at May 25, 2017 05:36 PM (SCkw

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Implants like trannies get?

Nah, I'm good. Definitely a game changer, though.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 25, 2017 05:45 PM (fD1ST)

65 I have to get some fluid removed from between my ribs and lungs (pleural effusion) now and then. Maybe they could use this stuff to stretch out some exterior skin pockets that could fill up with fluid instead of my pleural regions.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 25, 2017 05:45 PM (lIZQs)

66 >>>59 If they really want to impress the chicks, these geniuses should inject this shit into their balls! "Hey, yo! Check dese out, ladies!"

Too late...

Posted by: Donald Trump at May 25, 2017 05:45 PM (bkUtD)

67
Pfft.

*kicks sand in their faces*

Posted by: Charles Atlas at May 25, 2017 05:45 PM (OdK9v)

68 The new hotness is PMMA injection, it's some kind of plastic. It doesn't look as fake.

If you google synthol on image search there is no end to the freaks you will find.

Posted by: Max Power at May 25, 2017 05:45 PM (q177U)

69 This is like when Nightline covered girls in Latin or South America getting injections to create Kardashian Butts.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 25, 2017 05:45 PM (eASYU)

70 I wish I could find the link to this youtube vid of a bro trying to sell his bro palace house, complete with Poseidon statute out front, the Godsmack logo motif throughout the house, and decor inspired by 'the coastal region of Arizona.'

Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 05:45 PM (ANIFC)

71 I wonder if they are sharing needles? We'll probably see the gov get involved in this nasty habit pretty quickly. Oil junkies! Nothing worse than stinking sweaty oil junkies!

Posted by: goon at May 25, 2017 05:45 PM (EaQ6/)

72 Darned sock.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 25, 2017 05:46 PM (fD1ST)

73 And I actually do like a muscled man, but not one who looks like body builders, one who looks like he could swing a claymore effectively.
Posted by: dagny at May 25, 2017 05:44 PM (xrSGs)

*looks over at sword hanging on wall*

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 25, 2017 05:46 PM (Tnhbr)

74 I'm full of goo.

Posted by: Stretch Armstrong at May 25, 2017 05:46 PM (bc2Lc)

75 ah get it with the synthol now -- the article had mentioned the oil had been used strategically in weightlifting shows, I imagine to puff up secondary muscles. Like, smaller ones.

Using it on your main "Show Muscles," where you can't even see any muscles under the oil, seems... silly.

Posted by: ace at May 25, 2017 05:46 PM (8rNrN)

76

this has to be a joke

stick a pin in that, please

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 25, 2017 05:47 PM (fceHP)

77
Hmm. I only had butt flesh implanted in my forehead. Maybe more is called for.

Posted by: Geraldo at May 25, 2017 05:47 PM (OdK9v)

78 Here me now and believe me later!

Posted by: Hans and Franz at May 25, 2017 05:47 PM (+7/1f)

79 62 And I actually do like a muscled man, but not one who looks like body builders, one who looks like he could swing a claymore effectively.
Posted by: dagny at May 25, 2017 05:44 PM (xrSGs)

You don't swing claymores, you put them in front of your enemies.

Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 05:47 PM (ANIFC)

80 19 Most women could care less about a guy having really large biceps.
Posted by: Maritime at May 25, 2017 05:36 PM

Are they large enough to carry me over the threshold? Because I shouldn't have to carry him over.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 25, 2017 05:47 PM (G8B7r)

81 >>>I wish I could find the link to this youtube vid of a bro trying to sell his bro palace house, complete with Poseidon statute out front, the Godsmack logo motif throughout the house, and decor inspired by 'the coastal region of Arizona.'

sounds pretty sweet. How much?

Posted by: ace at May 25, 2017 05:47 PM (8rNrN)

82
Well developed biceps are a huge plus for me, personally.

Not body-builder stupid large, but a manly arm and broad shoulders are a big turn on, possibly the biggest.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

_____

I'm sure the guys pictured here are single if you're interested.

Posted by: Maritime at May 25, 2017 05:48 PM (SCkw/)

83 Look, I like boobs. A LOT. But even I'm not going to get them implanted in my arms.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 25, 2017 05:48 PM (3OIiX)

84 If they really want to impress the chicks, these
geniuses should inject this shit into their balls! "Hey, yo! Check dese
out, ladies!"

Posted by: tu3031 at May 25, 2017 05:44 PM (qJhUV)

I have Seen Things on the internet, man. You don't want to go there.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 25, 2017 05:48 PM (tHwdc)

85 "Show Muscles," where you can't even see any muscles under the oil, seems... silly.

Posted by: ace at May 25, 2017 05:46 PM (8rNrN)

You're probably right.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at May 25, 2017 05:48 PM (tbOMB)

86 I don't see what the problem is.

Posted by: Rich Piana at May 25, 2017 05:48 PM (Tnhbr)

87 Those BiPlants would look great with my Romper and Manbun.

Posted by: Mixed up Millennial at May 25, 2017 05:48 PM (A9yHf)

88 And I actually do like a muscled man, but not one who looks like body builders, one who looks like he could swing a claymore effectively.
Posted by: dagny at May 25, 2017 05:44 PM (xrSGs)

*looks over at sword hanging on wall*
Posted by: Colorado Alex
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*pulls revolver from holster*

Posted by: Indiana Jones at May 25, 2017 05:49 PM (OdK9v)

89 If they really want to impress the chicks, these
geniuses should inject this shit into their balls! "Hey, yo! Check dese
out, ladies!"

Posted by: tu3031 at May 25, 2017 05:44 PM (qJhUV)

You're unfamiliar with some of Zombie's photo essays.

Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 05:49 PM (ANIFC)

90 You don't swing claymores, you put them in front of your enemies.

It even say that right on the claymore. "Front towards enemy", in case you forget which side spews out hot death.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 25, 2017 05:49 PM (4WhSY)

91 And you gotta ask yourself, why is a reporter from the fucking guardian harassing a candidate in Wyoming?

I don't think the Guardian has a buero there?

Smells like a Michelle Fields setup.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 25, 2017 05:49 PM (6F4LC)

92 Rich Piana (aka "Star Pitts) is a notorious PMMA injector and an all around grotesque monster. He is google worthy if you are bored at work. A real fucking mess.

The bodybuilding subculture is filled with broken people.

Posted by: Max Power at May 25, 2017 05:49 PM (q177U)

93 Gainz is gainz, brah.

Posted by: Somebrah at May 25, 2017 05:49 PM (OWyKL)

94 Ace, are you going to do a post on the guys who put stuff into their dicks?

(yes! People do this! ball bearings, oil, paraffin, whatever)

SFW link (it's pubmed):

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/?term=penile+injection+oil

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 25, 2017 05:49 PM (CPk08)

95 You really need to see the photos. They look like gangland drug mules.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2017 05:50 PM (NT3RT)

96
My breasts were caused by nature... and doughnuts.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 25, 2017 05:33 PM (bkUtD)

But mostly doughnuts.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 25, 2017 05:50 PM (t6XCL)

97 There's muscle bound and now there's silicone bound.

Posted by: geoffb5 at May 25, 2017 05:50 PM (d3wbb)

98 I don't see what the problem is.
Posted by: Rich Piana at May 25, 2017 05:48 PM (Tnhbr)

Ha ha, you beat me to it!

Posted by: Max Power at May 25, 2017 05:50 PM (q177U)

99 I'm just wearing a suit more often. Sport coat if it's more appropriate. Button down if a sport coat is too much. T-shirts are now banished to yard work.

You can no sh*t see the change in women's attitudes the first day you start.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 25, 2017 05:50 PM (fD1ST)

100 >>>Ace, are you going to do a post on the guys who put stuff into their dicks?

(yes! People do this! ball bearings, oil, paraffin, whatever)

SFW link (it's pubmed):

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/?term=penile+injection+oil

...

I'm listening.

Posted by: ace at May 25, 2017 05:50 PM (8rNrN)

101
I think more than a few women have had cement injected into their butts. At least one has died from this procedure.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 25, 2017 05:38 PM

Cement and Fix-a-Flat

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2017 05:50 PM (IqV8l)

102 "Show Muscles," where you can't even see any muscles under the oil, seems... silly.
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'Thilly', I think you may have meant 'thilly'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2017 05:50 PM (OdK9v)

103 What happens when they get bitten by a mosquito? Pop! (insert image of disappointed blood sucker here)

Posted by: goon at May 25, 2017 05:51 PM (EaQ6/)

104 Beefcake for the 'ettes! Ace, you really know how to keep your ladies begging for more.

Posted by: Fritz at May 25, 2017 05:51 PM (TNQMS)

105 You really need to see the photos. They look like gangland drug mules.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2017 05:50 PM (NT3RT)

fake news

fake bouncers

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 25, 2017 05:51 PM (fceHP)

106 I'm just wearing a suit more often. Sport coat if it's more appropriate. Button down if a sport coat is too much. T-shirts are now banished to yard work.

You can no sh*t see the change in women's attitudes the first day you start.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 25, 2017 05:50 PM (fD1ST)

I love wearing a suit and tie, if they're well fitting. Unfortunately I've gone so long without doing so that my wardrobe needs to a complete overhaul.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 25, 2017 05:51 PM (Tnhbr)

107 87
Those BiPlants would look great with my Romper and Manbun.

Posted by: Mixed up Millennial at May 25, 2017 05:48 PM (A9yHf)

Himplants and murses, where you keep your manpons.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 25, 2017 05:51 PM (tbOMB)

108 Greg Valentine's been doing this a while. Dude has issues.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 25, 2017 05:52 PM (K1Wp+)

109 I think more than a few women have had cement injected into their butts. At least one has died from this procedure.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 25, 2017 05:38 PM

I heard something on the news that an unlicensed joint (tanning place I think) was using silicone like you use for weatherproofing window frames.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 25, 2017 05:52 PM (fD1ST)

110
As long as I've working out at various gym, I've yet to see one of these things working out.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 25, 2017 05:52 PM (t6XCL)

111 You don't swing claymores, you put them in front of your enemies.

It even say that right on the claymore. "Front towards enemy", in case you forget which side spews out hot death.

Ok, a battle axe or one of those giant medieval swords. Real man stuff, not betas or this gay preening shit.

Posted by: dagny at May 25, 2017 05:53 PM (xrSGs)

112 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 25, 2017 05:53 PM (rUIbB)

113 I think more than a few women have had cement injected into their butts. At least one has died from this procedure.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 25, 2017 05:38 PM (+eKyB)

++++

I think those were silicone. The problem was people who didn't know what they were doing, plus they used industrial products instead of medical. Industrial silicone has impurities in it, since it isn't made to be injected into the human body.

I think it was the silicone rubber product, not silicon cement.

But, these bicep-injecting dipshits are using some kind of oil, not silicone.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 25, 2017 05:54 PM (R+30W)

114
Himplants and murses, where you keep your manpons.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 25, 2017 05:51 PM

The dictionary is twice as thick as it used to be.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2017 05:54 PM (IqV8l)

115

Ah, this puts me in the mood for The Rock.

I'm watching San Andreas tonight. Just q'd it up.

Real eye candy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 25, 2017 05:54 PM (fceHP)

116 I can imagine reaching into the oven and having my freakin' arm explode and burn my house down.

Posted by: goon at May 25, 2017 05:54 PM (EaQ6/)

117 As long as I've working out at various gym, I've yet to see one of these things working out.
Posted by: YIKES!
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In fairness, as long as I have been avoiding gyms, I have yet to see one either.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2017 05:54 PM (OdK9v)

118 112 Sometimes I envy people who live in cabins without any contact with the outside world.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 25, 2017 05:54 PM (tHwdc)

119 The dictionary is twice as thick as it used to be.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2017 05:54 PM (IqV8l)

That's mishtionary, now.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 25, 2017 05:55 PM (tbOMB)

120 I just lost 40 pounds, why would I put fag back in my body?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2017 05:56 PM (SjImc)

121 Ok, a battle axe or one of those giant medieval swords. Real man stuff, not betas or this gay preening shit.

I can duct tape a knife onto a mop handle, will that work?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 25, 2017 05:56 PM (4WhSY)

122
How embarrassing it is to parade around looking like that and you can't lift worth a shit.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 25, 2017 05:56 PM (t6XCL)

123 Not body-builder stupid large, but a manly arm and broad shoulders are a big turn on, possibly the biggest.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

My girlfriend loves to hold on to my broad chest, esp. horizontally like whilst snuggling in bed. I don't think it's all that broad (and I'm 5'8") but she's doing the holding.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 25, 2017 05:56 PM (dZ756)

124 120 I just lost 40 pounds, why would I put fag back in my body?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2017 05:56 PM (SjImc)

You had fags in your body? NTTATWWT.

Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 05:57 PM (ANIFC)

125 I can imagine reaching into the oven and having my freakin' arm explode and burn my house down.
Posted by: goon
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It would make one hell of a headline.

"Man with exploding arm simulates small nuclear blast"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2017 05:57 PM (OdK9v)

126
I'm listening.
Posted by: ace at May 25, 2017 05:50 PM (8rNrN)

Well, hell, guys inject oil into their dicks to make them "big". They end up looking seriously weird, like hairy, soft keilbasas, (or sea cucumbers, come to think of it). Sometimes they get a reactio to the oil, and they get these hard, painful and tender fibrotic masses under the skin. They can grow, and ulcerate.

Then there are the guys who get ball bearings put under the penile skin. Its apparently a prison thing. Like this:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26955547

If you can think of something retarded to do with your dick, it's been done.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 25, 2017 05:57 PM (CPk08)

127 0 I just lost 40 pounds, why would I put fag back in my body?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2017 05:56 PM (SjImc)

You had fags in your body? NTTATWWT.
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 05:57 PM (ANIFC)

Fuck this windows computer does not have spell check on google chrome...man it's gonna take a long time to live this one down. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2017 05:58 PM (SjImc)

128 I can duct tape a knife onto a mop handle, will that work?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 25, 2017 05:56 PM (4WhSY)
No.

Posted by: dagny at May 25, 2017 05:58 PM (xrSGs)

129 Imma do this on ma forehead soes I look smart'n all!

Posted by: DanMan at May 25, 2017 05:58 PM (XTiHL)

130 Synthol. It's been a thing for a while. Good way to get really gnarly infections.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 25, 2017 05:58 PM (0mRoj)

131 75 ah get it with the synthol now -- the article had mentioned the oil had been used strategically in weightlifting shows, I imagine to puff up secondary muscles. Like, smaller ones.

Using it on your main "Show Muscles," where you can't even see any muscles under the oil, seems... silly.

Posted by: ace at May 25, 2017 05:46 PM (8rNrN)

++++

The quoted the goof who went to extreme as saying, "I didn't do it to be symmetrical. I did it to be a freak."

I took that to mean that the pros who do this use it to tweak any asymmetries they have when they are going to compete. Can't be lopsided if you want to be in the big-time.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 25, 2017 05:59 PM (R+30W)

132 This guy got so addicted to the oil injection the Drs thought they'd have to amputate his arms.

http://nypost.com/2015/05/04/real-life-hulk-almost-lost-his-arms-after-injecting-oil-into-muscles/

Posted by: bonhomme at May 25, 2017 05:59 PM (w/Y6y)

133 What happens when one of these doofii is asked to pick something moderately heavy up?

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 25, 2017 05:59 PM (hJrjt)

134 >>>
Then there are the guys who get ball bearings put under the penile skin.

so you're saying I can turn my dick into a medieval mace?

Hmmmm....

Posted by: ace at May 25, 2017 05:59 PM (8rNrN)

135 What?

Posted by: Lou Ferrigno at May 25, 2017 05:59 PM (bc2Lc)

136 The GAINZZZ thread has taken a dark new direction.

Posted by: rickl at May 25, 2017 05:59 PM (sdi6R)

137 125
I can imagine reaching into the oven and having my freakin' arm explode and burn my house down.

Posted by: goon

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Do you live in Florida?

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 25, 2017 05:59 PM (43OZ6)

138 The mish-ionary position.

Posted by: Max Power at May 25, 2017 06:00 PM (q177U)

139 Nevergiveup, back in your body?

Posted by: dagny at May 25, 2017 06:00 PM (xrSGs)

140 Uh, oh. Guy giving Doc Holiday some lip, on TCM.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2017 06:00 PM (OdK9v)

141 If you can think of something retarded to do with your dick, it's been done.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 25, 2017 05:57 PM (CPk0

Hear that morons? A gauntlet has been laid down.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 25, 2017 06:00 PM (tbOMB)

142

so you're saying I can turn my dick into a medieval mace?

Hmmmm....
Posted by: ace at May 25, 2017 05:59 PM (8rNrN)

If you don't mind the whole "chronic penile ulceration requiring surgery" thing, yeah.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 25, 2017 06:00 PM (CPk08)

143
Then there are the guys who get ball bearings put under the penile skin.

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Explain that one to a TSA metal detector.

Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 06:00 PM (ANIFC)

144 Then there are the guys who get ball bearings put under the penile skin.

Alas, betting that's not for HER enjoyment.

Posted by: dagny at May 25, 2017 06:00 PM (xrSGs)

145 , on TCM.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Oops, AMC

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2017 06:01 PM (OdK9v)

146 11
It does seem too stupid to be real. But, you just can't go by that anymore.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 25, 2017 05:34 PM (R+30W)

You win the internet.

Posted by: rickl at May 25, 2017 06:01 PM (sdi6R)

147 Maybe they should just get the left side done...

Posted by: Dutch 1960 at May 25, 2017 06:01 PM (7AYcm)

148 Mentally ill men. Lock them up and shoot them up with Thorazine and whatever it takes to get them back to reality.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 25, 2017 06:02 PM (2qHjF)

149 Hear that morons? A gauntlet has been laid down.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 25, 2017 06:00 PM (tbOMB)

Holy crap. I take it all back. I was joking. Nothing I said is true. Just puttin' you guys on. Seriously. Forget it all.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 25, 2017 06:02 PM (CPk08)

150 I remember competitive fast ball pitchers who had one over developed arm.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 25, 2017 06:02 PM (hJrjt)

151 First Sulky-no-wits and now this. Arrrrgggghhhh.

Posted by: geoffb5 at May 25, 2017 06:02 PM (d3wbb)

152 If you can think of something retarded to do with your dick, it's been done.

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Said married men everywhere

Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 06:03 PM (ANIFC)

153 These guys are one step up from Inflated Scrotum Guy, and certainly from the same tribe, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 25, 2017 06:03 PM (QQ+il)

154 Well developed biceps are a huge plus for me, personally.

Not body-builder stupid large, but a manly arm and broad shoulders are a big turn on, possibly the biggest.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2017 05:39 PM (evJdV)
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Hmmm. I guess I'm at the opposite end of the spectrum. Tall, reed-like, lanky, blonde hair past the shoulders ...... if he has a guitar case in his hand, I'm a smitten kitten.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2017 06:03 PM (dFi94)

155 I saw Kayla Kleavage open for Richard "The Dick Strangler" Patterson at The Playboy Club in '83.

Posted by: ShainS at May 25, 2017 06:04 PM (jB18Y)

156 Somewhere on the internet there's a list of things taken out of guy's butts in the ER. It's really funny, but I don't feel like refinding it.

Posted by: dagny at May 25, 2017 06:04 PM (xrSGs)

157 Even the movie Idiocracy didn't see this coming.

Posted by: mpthompson at May 25, 2017 06:04 PM (z+PD/)

158 Yes, but can they nurse babies with them?

Posted by: White Magic Woman at May 25, 2017 06:06 PM (SJ184)

159 I've haven't liked reed thin, long haired boys since Tiger Beat.

Posted by: dagny at May 25, 2017 06:06 PM (xrSGs)

160 156 Somewhere on the internet there's a list of things taken out of guy's butts in the ER. It's really funny, but I don't feel like refinding it.
Posted by: dagny at May 25, 2017 06:04 PM (xrSG0

Oh hell, there's a whole medical literature on this.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/?term=rectal+foreign+bodies

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 25, 2017 06:06 PM (CPk08)

161 The game is called, "Here, hold my injector."

Posted by: geoffb5 at May 25, 2017 06:06 PM (d3wbb)

162 148 Mentally ill men. Lock them up and shoot them up with Thorazine and whatever it takes to get them back to reality.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 25, 2017 06:02 PM (2qHjF)
In the days of surgical enhancement, it's hard to commit someone on those grounds. Sadly

Posted by: CN at May 25, 2017 06:07 PM (2+tI4)

163
Quick, somebody photoshop nipples on to the boob arms.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 25, 2017 06:07 PM (ODxAs)

164 152 If you can think of something retarded to do with your dick, it's been done.

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Said married men everywhere
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 06:03 PM (ANIFC)

I just tell my sons, "Keep it out of crazy."

Posted by: dagny at May 25, 2017 06:07 PM (xrSGs)

165 Arm titties . . .

Posted by: Ned at May 25, 2017 06:07 PM (Nnmy9)

166

The workout videos from these idiots are hilarious.

Stupid people tend to gravitate injecting shit in their arms. It's a few rungs below stacking the shit out of roids and taking heavy painkillers.

No shit, huh?

This guy named Rich Piana is hilarious, a cartoon of the idiot musclehead addicted to gettin big.

I'm reminded of the NSL skit HOW MUCH YA BENCH with Elimio Estevez and Sandler...really damn funny stuff, and totally accurate.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at May 25, 2017 06:07 PM (/uzc3)

167
What happens when one of these doofii is asked to pick something moderately heavy up?
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 25, 2017 05:59 PM (hJrjt)

What's more fun is to have a 148 pound elite class powerlifter (male or female) working out next to the oil tanker.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 25, 2017 06:07 PM (t6XCL)

168 These days the pro bodybuilders/steroid users (I repeat myself) want to be big and ripped.
By ripped I mean where you can see the striations in the muscle.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 25, 2017 06:08 PM (m3iiU)

169 Muscle?....no...no...not-

Implant?....no....

It's cancer!*

*Don't let this happen to you!
Exercise causes Bicep Cancer!
Society For the Prevention of Bicep Cancer

Posted by: Guy Looking Sadly At Bicep at May 25, 2017 06:09 PM (NyJwR)

170 These days the pro bodybuilders/steroid users (I repeat myself) want to be big and ripped.

By ripped I mean where you can see the striations in the muscle.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 25, 2017 06:08 PM (m3iiU)
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I see some guys at the Y like that. Me, I just want my belly to not hang over my jeans.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2017 06:09 PM (dFi94)

171 I'm sure it's been said but I'd bet real money that these guys are not trying to attract women.

Posted by: Peaches at May 25, 2017 06:10 PM (EgOr3)

172 We're here to pump you up!

Posted by: Hans & Franz, with syringes at May 25, 2017 06:10 PM (OdK9v)

173 those dumbasses got screwed. where are the nipples? if you're going to put boobs there, you need nipples to complete the suave look. posers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 25, 2017 06:10 PM (KP5rU)

174 What'd be great is walking up to one of these guys and-

start punching their biceps like a speed bag.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 25, 2017 06:10 PM (NyJwR)

175 The problem with pros using synthol is some will use just a little too much. You get this uncanny valley thing where the muscles look "off."

Posted by: Max Power at May 25, 2017 06:10 PM (q177U)

176 Compared to today's "news" at least this made me laugh...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2017 06:11 PM (O2RFr)

177 Thanks, Ace. You made me laugh.
Also, I always wonder about what kind of doctors agree to do shit like this. The guy on the right has skinny toothpick arms with big blobs of fat near the top.
I'm thinking the doctors and nurses were laughing their asses off as the did the surgery. Maybe they were high. Did this take place in Denver?

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 25, 2017 06:11 PM (+lVUW)

178 So no thread on "shovegate"? It is World shaking news and all... That and the Montana Whoopin...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 25, 2017 06:12 PM (O2RFr)

179 no way
not my type

Posted by: concrete girl at May 25, 2017 06:12 PM (s26vG)

180 It looks like a photoshop wizard is mocking a photoshop newb.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 25, 2017 06:12 PM (VdICR)

181 These days the pro bodybuilders/steroid users (I repeat myself) want to be big and ripped.
By ripped I mean where you can see the striations in the muscle.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 25, 2017 06:08 PM (m3iiU)

This dude got ripped down pretty good.

http://tinyurl.com/lcfwzpk

Posted by: YIKES! at May 25, 2017 06:12 PM (t6XCL)

182 Walking around with a pump like that all they can curl is 10 lb. weights.

Kinda like some politicians I know. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 25, 2017 06:12 PM (arhmY)

183 Mooch should get these. The "toned arms" loving press would go insane for it!

Posted by: Peaches at May 25, 2017 06:12 PM (EgOr3)

184 Ball bearings in the cock? Does any ette out there have any experience with this? Does it feel good during sex? Make sex better?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 25, 2017 06:13 PM (2qHjF)

185 You don't don't put fag in your body, you put your body into fag. Much safer.

Posted by: Max Power at May 25, 2017 06:13 PM (q177U)

186 I know biceps and guitar cases (or suits) are good attractions, but I've learned that what women prefer a few months later is a guy who can find a vacuum leak and get their car running again, and (not or) install a ceiling fan, and (not or) figure out why the AC condensate line isn't draining.

Dancing helps, too. I suspect cooking beyond the grill is a plus.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 25, 2017 06:14 PM (fD1ST)

187 Gonna be a hard
Gonna be a hard
Gonna be a hard rain fall.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 25, 2017 06:14 PM (Nwg0u)

188 It's a toomah!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2017 06:15 PM (Hv0jf)

189 figure out why the AC condensate line isn't draining.
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Always check for ball bearings in the line.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2017 06:15 PM (OdK9v)

190 In a fight, the first place you punch them is where the goiters are.

Posted by: Jack at May 25, 2017 06:15 PM (YX9fV)

191 152 If you can think of something retarded to do with your dick, it's been done.

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Said married men everywhere
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 06:03 PM (ANIFC)

Like anything's going on with their dicks they aren't doing solo.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 25, 2017 06:16 PM (0mRoj)

192
Ball bearings in the cock? Does any ette out there have any experience with this? Does it feel good during sex? Make sex better?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 25, 2017 06:13 PM (2qHjF)

I moved on to roller bearings.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 25, 2017 06:16 PM (t6XCL)

193 171 I'm sure it's been said but I'd bet real money that these guys are not trying to attract women.

Posted by: Peaches at May 25, 2017 06:10 PM (EgOr3)

They might not even realize that's what they're doing.

Posted by: Harley Riders Across the Nation at May 25, 2017 06:16 PM (fD1ST)

194 Ladies!

Now you can motorboat guys biceps!

It's like a win-win.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 25, 2017 06:16 PM (NyJwR)

195 So Ben & Jerry's is refusing to sell two scoops of the same flavor unless Australia legalizes gay marriage.

http://tinyurl.com/lz6zrw5

Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 06:17 PM (ANIFC)

196 Sadly, this isn't new. Google "Synthol freaks." And hey, as a bonus, no legitimate medical doctor will inject this stuff and if you do it yourself, you can potentially cause a fatal embolism, or just massive infection.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at May 25, 2017 06:17 PM (I6RKl)

197 I moved on to roller bearings.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 25, 2017 06:16 PM (t6XCL)

In your case, needle bearings.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 25, 2017 06:17 PM (QQ+il)

198 >>>I'm sure it's been said but I'd bet real money that these guys are not trying to attract women.

nah this strikes me as a straight guy thing.

well, sexually straight, not mentally.

Posted by: ace at May 25, 2017 06:17 PM (8rNrN)

199 Rubes with arm boobs. Or Losah's with toomah's.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2017 06:17 PM (Hv0jf)

200 I know biceps and guitar cases (or suits) are good
attractions, but I've learned that what women prefer a few months later
is a guy who can find a vacuum leak and get their car running again, and
(not or) install a ceiling fan, and (not or) figure out why the AC
condensate line isn't draining.

Dancing helps, too. I suspect cooking beyond the grill is a plus.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 25, 2017 06:14 PM (fD1ST)
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I married a guy who is neither tall nor lanky nor has long wispy hair nor can play the guitar and can only do one thing on your list. And yet.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2017 06:18 PM (dFi94)

201 The link is from 2015 but somehow I doubt the number of stupid people doing this dwindled so.... yeah.

Posted by: Daniel at May 25, 2017 06:18 PM (Z3ReH)

202 Hmmm. I guess I'm at the opposite end of the spectrum. Tall, reed-like, lanky, blonde hair past the shoulders ...... if he has a guitar case in his hand, I'm a smitten kitten

You got a crush on Noah Syndergaard? I just knew there was a Mets fan inside you screaming to get out (ducks before grammie puts a curse on the Phillies, not that they need one . . .)

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 25, 2017 06:18 PM (3C9q2)

203 nah this strikes me as a straight guy thing.

well, sexually straight, not mentally.

Really? It pegs my gaydar like the inflated scrot.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 25, 2017 06:18 PM (QQ+il)

204 I hate to admit this but some of those shirtless Putin photos..oh my..that old dude does take care of himself.
Posted by: IC at May 25, 2017 05:43 PM (a0IVu)

No shame there, child. He looks like a damn man, that's for sure.

And I bet he doesn't wear a helmet and ride a girls bike, either.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2017 06:18 PM (evJdV)

205 And I'm sure someone has already mentioned it, but yes, if you too would like a misshapen largely unusable sexual organ, you can inject the same stuff into your dong.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at May 25, 2017 06:18 PM (I6RKl)

206 195 So Ben & Jerry's is refusing to sell two scoops of the same flavor unless Australia legalizes gay marriage.

http://tinyurl.com/lz6zrw5
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 06:17 PM (ANIFC)

You.

Broke.

My.

Glasses.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 25, 2017 06:19 PM (2qHjF)

207 I think all these silly masks we wear to attract the opposite sex are absurd.

Posted by: ace walking around with his book of Rilke's Poetry under his arm at May 25, 2017 06:19 PM (8rNrN)

208 The giant upper arms make their forearms look even tinier. Teeny weeny forearms. Do their implants flop around like fat?

Posted by: Lester at May 25, 2017 06:19 PM (LfJIn)

209 Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2017 06:03 PM (dFi94)

Don't like skinny OR blonde! We should double date!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2017 06:19 PM (evJdV)

210 Around 1900, a woman named Gladys Deacon tried a plastic surgery procedure consisting of injecting paraffin wax into her nose. It didn't turn out so well, but she still ended up becoming the second wife to the 9th Duke of Marlborough, and thus related by marriage to Winston Churchill.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at May 25, 2017 06:19 PM (FQKBL)

211 Some are silk and some are leather.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 25, 2017 06:19 PM (QQ+il)

212 >>>So Ben & Jerry's is refusing to sell two scoops of the same flavor unless Australia legalizes gay marriage.

That's nothing, you should see what Tom and Jerry are up to.

Spolier Alert: It's super gay

Posted by: Max Power at May 25, 2017 06:19 PM (q177U)

213 You got a crush on Noah Syndergaard?

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 25, 2017 06:18 PM (3C9q2)===========================

I'm not the kind of girl to kiss and tell.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2017 06:20 PM (dFi94)

214 So Ben & Jerry's is refusing to sell two scoops of the same flavor unless Australia legalizes gay marriage.

http://tinyurl.com/lz6zrw5
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 06:17 PM........

Da Fuq? I haven't bought their shit for years due to their political bullshit. Yea, it's good ice cream but there's other good shit out there. In short fuck them and their SJW pecan swirl.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2017 06:20 PM (Hv0jf)

215 I believe this also kills muscle tissue in the long run, so it will actually make you weaker. Win-win!

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at May 25, 2017 06:20 PM (I6RKl)

216 Alas, betting that's not for HER enjoyment.
Posted by: dagny at May 25, 2017 06:00 PM (xrSGs)

Actually, I think it is. I believe it started out as a south pacific or southeast asian deal and then western sailors learned about it and started doing it back in the 1800s.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 25, 2017 06:20 PM (Tnhbr)

217 The giant upper arms make their forearms look even tinier. Teeny weeny forearms.

Posted by: Lester at May 25, 2017 06:19 PM (LfJIn)
I know! Their arms look like carnival cotton candy turned flesh!

Posted by: Peaches at May 25, 2017 06:20 PM (EgOr3)

218
Seems scrotal inflation man has a new set of customers.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 25, 2017 06:20 PM (t6XCL)

219 Don't like skinny OR blonde! We should double date!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2017 06:19 PM (evJdV)
================================

That would be so fun! Do we have to bring our husbands?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2017 06:21 PM (dFi94)

220 Ace,

After a day of leftist weirdos could you please consider posting something uplifting about normal people?.?I'm sure there's something out there...somewhere. Heck, I'd even go for cute videos about dogs or puppies (the canine variety not "sweater" puppies" although the men might enjoy the latter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 06:21 PM (qES5k)

221 sorry guys, the gay pirate ship regatta is being held on the south pier this year.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 25, 2017 06:21 PM (KP5rU)

222 On the condensation line- There should be a pan under your unit and the opening for the line will be there. I normally use the air compressor to blow that line out at least twice a year.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2017 06:21 PM (zqYEz)

223 I don't care how big your biceps are. Get off my lawn.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 25, 2017 06:22 PM (arhmY)

224 I married a guy who is neither tall nor lanky nor has long wispy hair nor can play the guitar and can only do one thing on your list. And yet.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2017 06:18 PM (dFi94)

---

Well sure, but you long ago established that you're an outlier.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 25, 2017 06:23 PM (fD1ST)

225 220, Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 06:21 PM (qES5k)

Yeah...still waiting on our fashion thread.

Posted by: IC at May 25, 2017 06:23 PM (a0IVu)

226 Posted by: dagny at May 25, 2017 05:53 PM (xrSGs)

Or a jackhammer or a pick-axe, anything big and heavy that I can't lift myself, and he's just out there swinging it around for 8 hours, building something, and getting manlier by the minute.

Yea, like that.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2017 06:23 PM (evJdV)

227 So here's my evening. Grandkids Thing 1 and Thing 2 have their first coach-pitch baseball game tonight. And son's fiance is arriving in about 2 hours to move into my house.

And here I sit.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2017 06:23 PM (dFi94)

228 Most women could care less about a guy having really large biceps.

Proportioned biceps, sure. If some dude goes through the trouble to work out hard and develop a nice physique, I will definitely appreciate it. These guys just look like assholes. Same for the guys who skip leg day and just bench all day long.

Posted by: no good deed at May 25, 2017 06:24 PM (hJamr)

229 Grammie - I suggest you start drinking, bigly.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 25, 2017 06:24 PM (TwwWO)

230 Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2017 06:21 PM (dFi94)

Oh hell no.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2017 06:24 PM (evJdV)

231 Well sure, but you long ago established that you're an outlier.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 25, 2017 06:23 PM (fD1ST)
================================

My aim in life is to be counter-cultural. I think I'm doing pretty well with that. Outlier - I like that.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2017 06:25 PM (dFi94)

232 And here I sit.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2017 06:23 PM (dFi94)
Don't blame yourself, grammie - real women can't resist when Ace posts the guy-pron! How's the Rev doing?

Posted by: Peaches at May 25, 2017 06:25 PM (EgOr3)

233 On the condensation line- There should be a pan under your unit and the opening for the line will be there. I normally use the air compressor to blow that line out at least twice a year.
Posted by: Ben Had
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At the beginning of each AC season, I also drop a couple of bleach tablets in the pan. These: http://tinyurl.com/pbqz5od

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2017 06:25 PM (OdK9v)

234 why don't they just inject their teeny weeners?

Posted by: Bosk at May 25, 2017 06:25 PM (n2K+4)

235 >>>Ball bearings in the cock? Does any ette out there have any experience with this? Does it feel good during sex? Make sex better?<<<

When I want to choke a bitch, I go with genuine synthetic injections. They're inflatable and toxic! Jury Approved!

Posted by: Fritz at May 25, 2017 06:25 PM (TNQMS)

236 I've been in fucking family court for over 3 years with no end in sight. I cannot afford to bother with women.

I have noticed the last 2 weeks, lots more attention and long glancing and smiling from women though. I black knight them in return.

Seriously, thanks for the GAINZZZ threads. It truly helped and inspired me to radically change my life when I could have phoned life in, remained fat, and started a drug habit.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 25, 2017 06:25 PM (2qHjF)

237 Dancing helps, too. I suspect cooking beyond the grill is a plus.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 25, 2017 06:14 PM (fD1ST)

The trick with dancing is to know how to properly lead, and to know about 4-5 basic figures. That's it. Dancing socially, that's about the most you're going to be able to do with a new partner.

As for cooking, the same rules apply: know 4-5 recipes well, and know how to do the basics.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 25, 2017 06:25 PM (Tnhbr)

238 Da Fuq? I haven't bought their shit for years due to their political bullshit. Yea, it's good ice cream but there's other good shit out there. In short fuck them and their SJW pecan swirl.

Blue Bell. Fuck Ben & Jerry's.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 06:25 PM (4BGeF)

239 After a day of leftist weirdos could you please consider posting something uplifting about normal people?

Yeah, it's time for a baseball thread.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 25, 2017 06:26 PM (3C9q2)

240 It's pretty silly. I mean, what is the point here? These are not muscles. They do not look like muscles. They look like goiters.

But they make a great impression when the fake breast/bicep man is straining to curl 35 lbs. Sort of like the dopes who get all steroided up but are still totally uncoordinated shmendricks who can't do much of anything.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 25, 2017 06:26 PM (zc3Db)

241 Grammie - I suggest you start drinking, bigly.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 25, 2017 06:24 PM (TwwWO)
====================

What? And end up at Field 4 when I'm supposed to be all the way down at Field 2? Too lazy. Better stay sober.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2017 06:26 PM (dFi94)

242 So Ben & Jerry's is refusing to sell two scoops of the same flavor unless Australia legalizes gay marriage.

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They should only sell chocolate until it happens.

Maybe chocolate pistachio. Or some type of chocolate cherry swirl so long as it is mostly chocolate with intermittent red.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 25, 2017 06:26 PM (fD1ST)

243 grammie- sometimes I think my left leg is getting longer from getting it pulled, maybe?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2017 06:26 PM (zqYEz)

244 "I believe it started out as a south pacific or southeast asian deal
and then western sailors learned about it and started doing it back in
the 1800s."

First heard about this as a Yakuza custom in Japan.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 25, 2017 06:26 PM (ujwCG)

245 Real men get muscles the old fashioned way - Stanizolol and horse tranquilizers.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at May 25, 2017 06:27 PM (I6RKl)

246 Or a jackhammer or a pick-axe, anything big and heavy that I can't lift myself, and he's just out there swinging it around for 8 hours, building something, and getting manlier by the minute.

Yea, like that.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2017 06:23 PM (evJdV)

*fires up forge*

*hauls out anvil*

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 25, 2017 06:27 PM (Tnhbr)

247 Yeah, it's time for a baseball thread.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 25, 2017 06:26 PM (3C9q2)
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No no no! Save that for a day when I'm not leaving for a game!

Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2017 06:27 PM (dFi94)

248 241. Your agonizer, please......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 25, 2017 06:27 PM (TwwWO)

249 After 3-4 days of rain down here, the front has finally died out. Temp may drop to high 40's tonight, low 50's for sure.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2017 06:27 PM (OdK9v)

250 I seem to meet none of the modern criteria for attractiveness to females. I'm not tall, rich or outgoing.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 25, 2017 06:28 PM (0mRoj)

251 Uh, oh. Earp is unlimbering the Buntline Special.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2017 06:28 PM (OdK9v)

252 Those "guys" would look so hot in a Romphim.

Pro-Tip: If you need to have footwear for your Romphim, google mahabis.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 25, 2017 06:28 PM (npdX6)

253 Him going to the gym constantly is a double-edged sword in my mind..... he might be one of those assholes who stares at himself in the mirror the entire time he's working out.

I'd prefer to think he got his muscles by doing manly things like blacksmithing or hauling heavy shit around or beating up libtards or some such thing.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2017 06:28 PM (evJdV)

254 Y'all remember all that cutesy bleach stuff when your float switch hasn't been tested since you moved in.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 25, 2017 06:28 PM (fD1ST)

255 So Ben & Jerry's is refusing to sell two scoops of the same flavor unless Australia legalizes gay marriage.

Snicker. If you have to explain your reason for doing it it's lame. So this is a knock on Donny "Two Scoops" Trump who has exactly what to do with gay marriage in Australia?

They sound totally sophomoric.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 06:29 PM (qES5k)

256 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 25, 2017 06:27 PM (Tnhbr)

YASSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2017 06:29 PM (evJdV)

257 What? And end up at Field 4 when I'm supposed to be all the way down at Field 2? Too lazy. Better stay sober.

Stockpile your gin for the Cubbies' next trip to the WS-- who knows, maybe this fall.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 25, 2017 06:29 PM (3C9q2)

258 That's a good natured joke, btw. I bleach the lines, too.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 25, 2017 06:29 PM (fD1ST)

259 Well, of course ice cream is full of sugar and carbs, so it's best eaten in moderation. Last weekend I was taking a break from mowing my lawn when the Mister Softee truck came by. I said "what the hell" and bought one. It was nice. It cost $6.00. I don't remember what my last one cost, but I'm sure it was a lot less than that. It was many moons ago.

As a side note, how many Mister Softee drivers snap and become mass murderers? If I had to listen to that song on endless repeat hour after hour after hour...

Posted by: rickl at May 25, 2017 06:29 PM (sdi6R)

260 I think if you're going to do this, only inject one arm, so you're like a fiddler crab.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at May 25, 2017 06:29 PM (I6RKl)

261 Blue Bell. Fuck Ben & Jerry's.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 06:25 PM (4BGeF)

You have to ask her nicer than that.

Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 06:29 PM (ANIFC)

262
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2017 06:26 PM (zqYEz)

Danger, grammie, danger! It isn't his leg!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2017 06:30 PM (evJdV)

263 Snickers would be a perfect ice cream for BJ to sell in protest.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 25, 2017 06:30 PM (fD1ST)

264 Colordo Alex- forging will only build up one arm unless your ambidextrous.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2017 06:31 PM (zqYEz)

265 260
I think if you're going to do this, only inject one arm, so you're like a fiddler crab.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at May 25, 2017 06:29 PM (I6RKl)

Oh, help, me, I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.

Posted by: Peaches at May 25, 2017 06:31 PM (EgOr3)

266 Tammy - Psh, next you'll tell me I'm not supposed to kiss my biceps on every curl rep. I'm only human!!

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at May 25, 2017 06:31 PM (I6RKl)

267 Women love strong back. When I started climbing and bouldering in Coolorado almost daily, my back blew up and was yoked after a few years.

That compliment always surprised me when a girl gave it to me. Looking back it was the most authentic and real compliment I was ever given and I thought they were full of shit......

Until the LTGF just before I got married. The sex 3 or 4 times a day while living with me and her being 20 convinced me that she was not bullshitting me.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 25, 2017 06:32 PM (2qHjF)

268 Girly Men!

Posted by: Arnold Schwarenegger at May 25, 2017 06:32 PM (q+WCl)

269 Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 25, 2017 06:28 PM (0mRoj)

You're amusing and smart.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 06:32 PM (qES5k)

270 Guido...heyyyy...you look....good, bro.

No....yeah....you look great.

Posted by: eleven at May 25, 2017 06:32 PM (qUNWi)

271 Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 25, 2017 06:14 PM (fD1ST)

And most importantly, getting the hair out of the drain.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2017 06:32 PM (evJdV)

272 Finally, some good news.

You can now hunt feral hogs from a hot air balloon.

http://tinyurl.com/ky75q22

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 25, 2017 06:33 PM (Nwg0u)

273 Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 25, 2017 06:30 PM (fD1ST)

That is a great idea! Send it to the management of the restaurant at Trump Towers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 06:33 PM (qES5k)

274
Will the biceps have nipples, and be lactation-capable?

Asking for Jonathan Ossoff.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 25, 2017 06:33 PM (mbhDw)

275 Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at May 25, 2017 06:31 PM (I6RKl)

I.m sure yours are worthy of a kiss!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2017 06:33 PM (evJdV)

276 269 Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 25, 2017 06:28 PM (0mRoj)

You're amusing and smart.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 06:32 PM (qES5k)

Like I said...

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 25, 2017 06:33 PM (0mRoj)

277 I was thinking--Romp-Hims would complete the look.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer, Well-Known Fashist at May 25, 2017 06:34 PM (Ndje9)

278 Who is going to do a fashion thread? I don't think that's Ace's forte and the good Lord knows I don't know a darn thing about fashion.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 06:35 PM (qES5k)

279 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 25, 2017 06:32 PM (2qHjF)

Oh yes, a well-muscled back is a thing of beauty and a joy forever. Tends to go with nice shoulders.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2017 06:35 PM (evJdV)

280 YASSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2017 06:29 PM (evJdV)

LOL, I am going to an open forge tomorrow night. Then Argentine tango on Saturday.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 25, 2017 06:35 PM (Tnhbr)

281 Can women get those?

Because i think those thingys could tone up the backside of my arms.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 25, 2017 06:35 PM (npdX6)

282
So Ben & Jerry's is refusing to sell two scoops of the same flavor unless Australia legalizes gay marriage.
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They should only sell chocolate until it happens.
Maybe chocolate pistachio. Or some type of chocolate cherry swirl so long as it is mostly chocolate with intermittent red.
Posted by: Chigger Fleas

If they were really serious they should close down completely until they get pseudo marriage.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2017 06:36 PM (IqV8l)

283 NOOD...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 25, 2017 06:36 PM (e9G8E)

284
239 After a day of leftist weirdos could you please consider posting something uplifting about normal people?

Yeah, it's time for a baseball thread.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 25, 2017 06:26 PM (3C9q2)

I thought she asked for normal?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 25, 2017 06:36 PM (quw2O)

285 276. Ya need to hit the lottery - that'll cover the $$. Then, Teh Horde will strap your ass to a rack - to take care of the not tall thing. We'll pour gin down your throat and have the 'ron who totally isn't Widespread Pepe ply you with MDMA

Instant ladies' man.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 25, 2017 06:36 PM (TwwWO)

286 Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 25, 2017 06:28 PM (0mRoj)

You're funny, though, and that is irresistible!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2017 06:36 PM (evJdV)

287 The way to get chicks is to have the right genetics.

Posted by: Tanto Goldstein at May 25, 2017 06:36 PM (npdX6)

288 272 Finally, some good news.

You can now hunt feral hogs from a hot air balloon.

http://tinyurl.com/ky75q22
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 25, 2017 06:33 PM (Nwg0u)

A hydrogen balloon would be more exciting.

Posted by: rickl at May 25, 2017 06:37 PM (sdi6R)

289 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 25, 2017 06:35 PM (Tnhbr)

Sigh........

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2017 06:37 PM (evJdV)

290 Been carrying 20 lb kettle bells in each hand while doing my 90 seconds of walking then break to a set of squats then walk then push-ups then walk the pull ups then walk then pull down cable cruches.

Best way to end a workout. Do that for a couple of miles. Fat melts off. Grip strength through the roof.

YMMV of course.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 25, 2017 06:37 PM (2qHjF)

291 Who told these guys that they look good like that?

Posted by: L, Elle at May 25, 2017 06:38 PM (RRfF8)

292 Just a heads up: NYT: Antarctica's potential collapse could damage coastal cities across the globe. So, if you live along the coast get ready for a tidal wave at any moment. If it happens, blame Trump. You may want to sell and move inland to Chicago or something. Maybe the NYT will be underwater soon.

Posted by: Colin at May 25, 2017 06:38 PM (FvoQs)

293 My aquarobics class was just canceled on account of rain.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2017 06:39 PM (NT3RT)

294 I think if you're going to do this, only inject one arm, so you're like a fiddler crab.
Posted by: broseidon
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*?*

Posted by: People who live 1000 miles from a coast at May 25, 2017 06:41 PM (OdK9v)

295 Spent years in the gym, went to many, many bodybuilding show to see friends compete. BB have been injecting whatever into their bodies for a long time. Horse or animal steroids were hot for awhile.

Posted by: Colin at May 25, 2017 06:41 PM (FvoQs)

296 There's the line, "I'm your Huckleberry"

Posted by: People who live 1000 miles from a coast at May 25, 2017 06:42 PM (OdK9v)

297 "Reputable" surgeons have been placing silicone implants into dudes' arms, chests, buttocks, and calves for a while. Less reputable people inject all kinds of crap, including silicone oil and more toxic stuff, into people's bodies with needles. Both practices are pretty fucking dumb.

Posted by: PJ at May 25, 2017 06:45 PM (3mF3W)

298 Ya need to hit the lottery - that'll cover the $$. Then...

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Yeah, money is the best one by far. Look at Arkansas' football coach, then his wife.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 25, 2017 06:46 PM (Hpycv)

299 It's Synthol. Search for the video "Biggest Biceps in the World: The Man Whose Arms Exploded" and watch what happens when those injections get infected. Just make sure you haven't eaten recently, or plan to eat in the next few hours.

Posted by: Dude at May 25, 2017 06:47 PM (APta2)

300 Hideously hideous!

Posted by: jix at May 25, 2017 06:47 PM (Xx3z8)

301 Less reputable people inject all kinds of crap, including silicone oil and more toxic stuff, into people's bodies with needles.

Concrete.

No joke.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 06:48 PM (4BGeF)

302 Pull ups, squats, deadlifts, bent rows, rows, push-ups, bench, power clean, and standing presses are the best exercises a man can do. Variations included to hit different areas of the muscles should be worked in.

That plus proper nutrition, calorie intake and timing, hydration, and 7-8 hours of sleep.

Not hard to do daily once you make the diet and nutrition a routine, the rest falls in place easily IMHO.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 25, 2017 06:48 PM (2qHjF)

303 Some bodybuilders use a much more judicious amount of this stuff to fill out leaner areas/achieve symmetry. Still dumb, but less transparently ridiculous looking, and less likely to destroy your body.

But hey the heavy steroid use and painkiller addictions will destroy your body anyway so it's not like bodybuilding is a healthy lifestyle.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at May 25, 2017 06:48 PM (I6RKl)

304 Who told these guys that they look good like that?
Posted by: L, Elle at May 25, 2017 06:38 PM (RRfF

Their moms.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 25, 2017 06:49 PM (2qHjF)

305 I've always been obsessed with symmetry. On my body. In rooms. In nature. Everywhere.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 25, 2017 06:51 PM (2qHjF)

306 Is there anything those crazy fairies won't go for?

Posted by: jbspry at May 25, 2017 07:03 PM (+Wvn3)

307 Can I get these put on my back?

Posted by: wth at May 25, 2017 07:05 PM (HgMAr)

308 307 Cher, is that you?

Posted by: jix at May 25, 2017 07:06 PM (Xx3z8)

309 >>> Horse or animal steroids were hot for awhile.

The ever popular Equipoise!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 25, 2017 07:12 PM (K1Wp+)

310 I guess you can't put that shit in yuh forearms. eh?

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at May 25, 2017 07:55 PM (g9A94)

311 I've noticed that more and more people seem to be full-on bat sh!t crazy nowadays. Something in the water, maybe?

Posted by: kimoloka at May 25, 2017 08:02 PM (2hOA7)

312 This needs a new word.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 25, 2017 08:09 PM (aMlLZ)

313 253 Him going to the gym constantly is a double-edged sword in my mind..... he might be one of those assholes who stares at himself in the mirror the entire time he's working out.

I'd prefer to think he got his muscles by doing manly things like blacksmithing or hauling heavy shit around or beating up libtards or some such thing.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2017 06:28 PM (evJdV)

***********

Farm strong. Skinny wirey guys that throw 100lbs bales all day.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 25, 2017 08:22 PM (rzRHr)

314 Is this some homosexual "thing"?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 25, 2017 09:01 PM (G9gd2)

315 Just no. These are even worse than the dudes who "lift". How about muscles from doing actual work?

Posted by: Nancy at 7000 feet CO at May 25, 2017 09:20 PM (JreH3)

316 "278 Who is going to do a fashion thread? I don't think that's Ace's forte and the good Lord knows I don't know a darn thing about fashion."

Happy to help. Boots, jeans, pretty much any color tee-shirt. Leave a flannel or other simple collared shirt in your Jeep (anything rwd will do in a pinch) for if you need to look nice. If you smoke, be sure to roll the pack in your sleeve when it is warm outside. If you have any questions see the big kids in "Stand by Me" for reference. Done. Back to cursing democrats.

Posted by: JoshO at May 25, 2017 11:07 PM (qG7Of)

317 This, far and away, is the loosest application of the term "men" I have ever seen. Except, prehaps, rompers.

Posted by: Troy of Anoka at May 25, 2017 11:52 PM (nZ9VF)

318 bicep-boob_style implants? Do I have that right?

Is there applause from various corners of the universe about this?
What does it mean, exactly?

Yeah, no. I do not want to attempt understanding. Nope.

Posted by: micky at May 26, 2017 01:28 AM (dF9Lb)

319 Interesting that all 3 are vaguely foreign looking. Not that there is anything wrong with that but it just fits my biases.

Posted by: Johnny Lumber at May 26, 2017 11:49 AM (51DDL)

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