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"Mattress Girl's" New Art Exhibit Is Powerful Garden of Sculptures Showing a Genuine Artistic Talent

Nah just fucken wit ya, it's her in a bra, panties, and high heels being tied up and belt-whipped by a dominatrix in order to show how art itself is being raped in Trump's America, or something.

As the performance started, this man in a suit, named Master Avery, started to berate Sulkowicz. "Your boobs are too small," he spat. "You can't even stand up straight."

Sulkowicz is focused on combating the problems of violent rape, and also Negative Body Image You Guys.

He pulled a long, gnarled rope out of a black leather bag and started tying intricate knots around her upper thigh. Once the knots covered both of Sulkowicz's legs, Master Avery started around her waist, moving her body as he worked quickly. At one point, the rope almost hit Sulkowicz's eye. After a few shocked blinks, she looked up at the audience and laughed.

"We're acting out this sadistic-masochistic relationship between the institution with all of its financial power, and this program that wants to be political but can't be really because it's being tied up by this institution," Sulkowicz explained.

She means the institution charitably funding her lame ass.

After what seemed like days--but was was really about 45 minutes==Master Avery had completely tied Sulkowicz up to a large wooden beam. Using a pulley system attached to the ceiling, he used his whole body to lift her from the ground, and after a few tries, Sulkowicz was suspended with her arms and legs wrapped around the beam, rendering her immobile. The rope visibly cut into her skin as Master Avery took off his belt and started hitting her with it.

Sulkowicz continued to smile at the audience.

Later, she's taken down from the ceiling but hung back up. The second time around, Master Avery's beatings became more intense. At one point, he called out to the crowd, asking if anyone else wanted to partake. To everyone's surprise, one man in the audience volunteered, walking up to Sulkowicz and slapping her hard across the face.

"Everyone in the audience was shocked," she told me after the performance.

Um, did the audience not see her student film of a simulated rape featuring real (pornographic) sex?

So apparently this is Sulky's job, forever.

Content warning for the pictures, unless you are Lena Dunham's personal assistant and think that every self-exposure of a very average-looking girl is "So Braaaave."

Posted by: Ace at 04:28 PM




Comments

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1 Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

George Carlin

Posted by: undocumented SMOD at May 25, 2017 04:25 PM (e8kgV)

2 Can someone wish her into the cornfield?

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2017 04:25 PM (Ot7+c)

3 Which Art is being raped? Garfunkel? Carney?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 25, 2017 04:26 PM (oZ6kz)

4 She's fucked her head up so much she probably gets off on all this shit being in public.

Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2017 04:26 PM (z/Ubi)

5 Is this some kind of sick joke? An email from Attorney General Lynch assuring a Clinton staffer that our investigation would not push too deeply to uncover the crimes of Hillary Clinton?

First of all, a moral giant like AG Lynch would never for a moment even think of doing such a thing!

And worst of all, the email seemed to presuppose that Hillary Clinton would be capable of a criminal act!

This was not just a sick joke, but it smelled to me like a sick RUSSIAN joke.

How f*cking dare anyone out there make fun of Hillary, I thought. After all she's been through!

All you people care about is ridicule and making political hay off of her!

I started to weep just thinking about the abuse Hillary has taken.

SHE'S A HUMAN!!!

What you people don't realize is that Hillary is doing all this good and all you do write a bunch of CRAP about her!

I wiped more tears from my eyes.

All you people want is MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!

LEAVE HER ALONE!!!

You're lucky she even governed over you! BASTARDS!!

Leave Hillary alone!! PLEASE!

Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to BASH someone who's going through a hard time??!

LEAVE HILLARY ALONE!!!

Leave Hillary Clinton alone RIGHT NOW!!

I mean it!!

Anyone who has a problem with her you deal with me!!! Because she's not well right now.

Leave her alone.

Posted by: Excerpts from James Comey's Diary at May 25, 2017 04:27 PM (m5dkR)

6 Dom/sub clubs have been doing this stuff for years.
Yawwwwwwwnnnnn

Posted by: IP at May 25, 2017 04:27 PM (UmSfZ)

7 Why is that Asian boy being tortured by Stephen King wearing a fake beard?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 25, 2017 04:27 PM (oZ6kz)

8 Must be a slow news day.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 25, 2017 04:28 PM (3C9q2)

9 At the end of the linked article:

"Correction: This story originally gendered a concerned viewer at Emma
Sulkowicz's 'The Ship Is Sinking' performance as "she." They use
pronouns "they/them." We regret the error."

Posted by: Alex at May 25, 2017 04:28 PM (7Yy8M)

10 Does she still do the...butt stuff?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 25, 2017 04:28 PM (qJhUV)

11 Well she might have a career going on pornhub, hope its works out for her.

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2017 04:28 PM (Ot7+c)

12 You know, I always fear being asked to be part of a magic act or something, but yeah, I totally would have volunteered for this. I'd have gone closed hand, though.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 25, 2017 04:28 PM (oZ6kz)

13 Who is she? Never heard of her. Who the hell cares.

Posted by: dantesed at May 25, 2017 04:28 PM (88xKn)

14

She hates her parents, clearly

Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 04:29 PM (eApHj)

15 Think about this the next time some a-hole brags about having an Ivy League degree.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 25, 2017 04:29 PM (OD2ni)

16 I'm not paying good money for this Mattress Girl act until she adds audience participation bukkake.

For the art

Posted by: Ron Jeremy from Nantucket at May 25, 2017 04:29 PM (+7/1f)

17 I'm thinking Mz. Sulkowicz needs to make 40 or so new Muslim friends.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 25, 2017 04:29 PM (ULi11)

18 Christ.

Thank you Ace for taking one for the team on that indepth investigation.

Posted by: Misathropic Humanitarian at May 25, 2017 04:29 PM (ZTRlp)

19 I like kinbaku...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 25, 2017 04:29 PM (e9G8E)

20 Shouldn't she be in better shape after hauling that mattress everywhere? Maybe she should have lined it with some extra weight.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 25, 2017 04:29 PM (oZ6kz)

21
I just finished scrolling through the article.


Wow.

Just Wow.

That is one disturbed little Social Justice Warrior there.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 04:30 PM (8XRCm)

22 she seems nice.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 25, 2017 04:30 PM (KP5rU)

23 Nah just fucken wit ya, it's her in a bra, panties, and high heels being tied up and belt-whipped by a dominatrix




WTF? No pic???

Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 04:30 PM (4BGeF)

24 Oh, please, no.

I'm beginning to suspect that these transgressive leftists are sadists with all this psychological torture of normal people.

Posted by: Emmie at May 25, 2017 04:30 PM (ZapPq)

25 Wow.

Did a search, never found the word "degree" or "diploma."

Education. Free. For everyone.
.

Posted by: OregonGuy at May 25, 2017 04:30 PM (KxEyF)

26 14

She hates her parents, clearly

Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 04:29 PM (eApHj)

Does bacteria have parents?

Posted by: Misathropic Humanitarian at May 25, 2017 04:30 PM (ZTRlp)

27 Did anyone notice that her armpit hair is dyed pink to match her head hair?

Posted by: sunny-dee at May 25, 2017 04:30 PM (QAOZh)

28 Wait. No water boarding or real whipping?

I want a refund.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 25, 2017 04:31 PM (sQgZv)

29 WTF? No pic???
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 04:30 PM (4BGeF)

-----

THERE
ARE
FOUR
PICS


Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 04:31 PM (8XRCm)

30 WTF? No pic???
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 04:30 PM (4BGeF)

======

Click the link.

Posted by: GOULD at May 25, 2017 04:31 PM (Hj4t4)

31 WTF? No pic???

Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 04:30 PM (4BGeF)


Its called the power of CLICK

Posted by: Misathropic Humanitarian at May 25, 2017 04:31 PM (ZTRlp)

32 "Your boobs are too small," he spat. "You can't even stand up straight."
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I think if your boobs were too big you wouldn't be able to stand up straight. This dialog needs a punch-up writer or something.

Posted by: Dang at May 25, 2017 04:31 PM (8b+oT)

33 Kinda a makes the drug-addled 70s college experience look like the good old days.

Posted by: DaveA at May 25, 2017 04:31 PM (FhXTo)

34 Suggestion: Combine this, which is somehow brave, clever and wonderful, with your heighborhood mosque, which is also brave, clever and and wonderful.

Title:"Clorox Meets Comet"

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 25, 2017 04:31 PM (326rv)

35 her HookUp Hotshot video should be...interesting

Posted by: the dude at May 25, 2017 04:31 PM (SyKbw)

36 To deal with Mattress Girl and not go insane, you really need to put her _____ in a _____ so you can ______ your ______ in peace.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 25, 2017 04:31 PM (oZ6kz)

37 Went there. Talk about one ugly broad...

Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 04:32 PM (4BGeF)

38 "13 Who is she? Never heard of her. Who the hell cares."


Crazy chick from Columbia that got very scorned after a guy dumped her after she let him, ahem, enter through the back door. Falsely accused him of rape and carried a mattress around with her all the time. Was praised by the left even though she is a monster.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 25, 2017 04:32 PM (OD2ni)

39 What was her professional alternative to this gig? Spending years pulling socially significant triple soy mocha decaf lattes? Fully woke table waitressing? Artistically committed Uber driving?

Posted by: torquewrench at May 25, 2017 04:32 PM (ujwCG)

40 I guess we'll be seeing her in a Zombie photo essay pretty soon.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 25, 2017 04:32 PM (yzxic)

41 Sulkowicz is as sane as ... uh ... well ... uh ... (somebody jump in here).


And to think BOTH of her parents are shrinks. I guess she didn't stand a chance of being sane.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2017 04:32 PM (SRKgf)

42 She's a one-trick pony
One trick is all that horse can do
She does, one trick only
It's the principal source of her revenue
But when she steps into the spotlight
You can feel the heat of her heart
Come rising through

Posted by: corndog at May 25, 2017 04:32 PM (p3eEq)

43 It appears that she enjoys her "art" just a bit too much.

Posted by: Bosk at May 25, 2017 04:32 PM (n2K+4)

44 Crap like this is almost enough to make me root for the Muslims.

Posted by: rickl at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (xjiRE)

45 It feels like we are living the story of The Emperor Has No Clothes where we are supposed to pretend that mental illness not only isn't an illness but something we are supposed to celebrate.

She's just a sick twist with daddy issues.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (/tuJf)

46 "To everyone's surprise, one man in the audience volunteered, walking up to Sulkowicz and slapping her hard across the face."
-----
Well one person got their money's worth.

Posted by: Dang at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (8b+oT)

47 just put a copy of this "art" on loop in every terrorist holding cell, and we will never have to waterboard anyone again.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (Pcs3e)

48 She's an exhibitionist who WANTS to be raped.

I refer to women like her as whore-holes.

Posted by: White Magic Woman at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (SJ184)

49 So she figured out a way to get paid to be a sub. Good on her, I guess.

And I refuse to believe anyone was shocked that a guy walked out of the audience and slapped her. It's part of the bit.

By the by, this gets into some dicey territory from the criminal justice perspective. Technically, you cannot consent to battery. If she wants, and I bet you she does, she could say "Master Avery" (what the label makers?) exceeded the agreed upon boundaries of the performance and that he engaged in violence against a woman and hey, it's part of the show would likely not be a defense.


Or, shorter, bitch be crazy. Also derivative, oh so shocking BDSM performance art was passe by, what, the mid 80's? Sooner?

Oh, wait, it's retro. Got it.

Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (mf5HN)

50 I defecate, not as a biological act, but as a display of my disgust for "the man"

That will be $5.00 please.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (sQgZv)

51

And she is suffering a spiritual crisis. She has a hole in her soul and she is trying to fill it with all this self loathing garbage

Wonder how the guy whose life shr tried to ruin is doing

Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (eApHj)

52 I got nuthin'.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (p+Wdc)

53 You know, were she hot this might be entertaining, but she's not so instead I'll say: get a frickin' real job.

Posted by: steve walsh at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (OaM4X)

54 Art is like having the President's executive orders tied up and sodomised in the federal court system...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (e9G8E)

55 Can we PLEASE have a goddamn national discussion on what to do with the effing mentally ill now?

Jeez!

Posted by: Jaws at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (oOw3I)

56 So she's into porn. She think she's brave. Taking on the man. And its art, And its like self expression. And shit.


**Yawn**


Posted by: dananjcon at May 25, 2017 04:34 PM (WLK0w)

57 this man in a suit, named Master Avery, started to berate Sulkowicz. "Your boobs are too small," he spat. "You can't even stand up straight."

--------

But if her boobs are small, she should have no problem standing up straight. We only like the girls that are falling over their mondo bazongas.

Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 04:34 PM (ANIFC)

58 The Crazy Years (TM)

Posted by: rd at May 25, 2017 04:34 PM (XSEwK)

59 and here all this time, the Horde thought there was nothing worse than a Yako link...

suckers.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 25, 2017 04:34 PM (Pcs3e)

60 Who wrote that dialogue, Quasimodo?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 25, 2017 04:34 PM (sQgZv)

61 in her next drama she will throw a fit when her 'boyfriend' asks her to get him a sandwich, reaching a climax when she bazooka vomits on him. This will symbolically represent how the Republicans are raping the arts by not funding 'Sesame Street'

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 25, 2017 04:35 PM (ILitO)

62 Exhibitionists such as Sulkowicz actually rape the audience with these performances because the exhibitionist gets real sexual thrills from having an unwitting audience for their antics.

I analyzed this creepy dynamic in an earlier essay:

"The Folsom Street Fair is primarily a festival of sexual fetishes -- bondage, sado-machochism, animal fantasies, and so on -- yet the pre-eminent sexual fetish at the Folsom event is the one least discussed: exhibitionism. This man, for example, is an exhibitionist, as were a great many others at the fair. Exhibitionists derive sexual pleasure from having people watch them engage in sex. You, the observer, are a participant in their sex act, whether you want to be or not. That's the point, the source of the "thrill." If you attend the Folsom Street Fair, to a certain extent you are knowingly agreeing to be "visually raped" and to participate in the exhibitionist sex of others, just by being there to view it. Almost always, when someone at the fair began to masturbate, a crowd would form to watch: and by so doing would voluntarily become second-hand participants in the solo sex act -- just as you the viewer are doing right now. "

http://www.zombietime.com/folsom_sf_2007_part_1/index.php

Posted by: zombie at May 25, 2017 04:35 PM (DQ4Fv)

63 Fortunate for me, I have to clean under the bathroom sink.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2017 04:35 PM (dFi94)

64 In the olden days men referred to girls like her as penie-teasers.

Problem is, she just doesn't have enough of "it" to enflame anyone.

I suggest she buy some marbles and give Lena a call.

Posted by: White Magic Woman at May 25, 2017 04:35 PM (SJ184)

65 This was an important work that cannot be dismissed lightly.

I give this four doilies.

Posted by: couch fucker at May 25, 2017 04:35 PM (326rv)

66 I'm gonna go out on a limb here an say she has rape fantasies, which explains her false accusations, too.

I wonder if the guy who slapped her was a ringer?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2017 04:35 PM (evJdV)

67 Who knew bondage and S/M was all about making statements other than you're yelling you're a bit mental and like kink? And which sex act does she need to experience to shut the hell up and go the hell away? Asphyxiation?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 25, 2017 04:35 PM (H8S+R)

68 So she's wearing about what you'd expect a girl to wear at the beach, which I guess is totes brave because she has a very mediocre body.

Then she gets kinda-sorta-but-not-really crucified after being put into one of those weird Japanese fetish poses with the turtle-shell knots.

I guess the brave part is that she could be getting paid for this by old Asian men underneath a pachinko parlor instead of making it a shitty modern art installation?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 25, 2017 04:35 PM (oZ6kz)

69 meh, crazy but cute enough.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2017 04:36 PM (cPsPa)

70 "By the by, this gets into some dicey territory from the criminal justice perspective. Technically, you cannot consent to battery."

You've never played rugby.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy from Nantucket at May 25, 2017 04:36 PM (+7/1f)

71 ...& the man in the suit has just bought a new car from the profit he's made on your dreams...

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 25, 2017 04:36 PM (ZQfW9)

72 I hope she chokes on a dick.

Posted by: Max Power at May 25, 2017 04:36 PM (q177U)

73 And she is suffering a spiritual crisis. She has a hole in her soul and she is trying to fill it with all this self loathing garbage


Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (eApHj)

There's a hole where her a-hole used to be

Posted by: JoeF. at May 25, 2017 04:36 PM (7uYFy)

74 Master Avery seems to be having a good time, he must be a moonlighting moron.


Ace is Avery is ACE??

Posted by: dananjcon at May 25, 2017 04:36 PM (WLK0w)

75 40 I guess we'll be seeing her in a Zombie photo essay pretty soon.
Posted by: Country Singer


Heh!

Posted by: zombie at May 25, 2017 04:36 PM (DQ4Fv)

76 Attention whore seeking attention is not art.

Posted by: huerfano at May 25, 2017 04:36 PM (TO4Og)

77 Let me guess - we taxpayers are funding this, aren't we?

Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 04:36 PM (ANIFC)

78 Posted by: steve walsh at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (OaM4X)

-----

BTW..... was 10' away from you when you were doing a handstand on the piano while playing the intro to "Carry On My Wayward Son." This was in 80 or 81.

You guys ROCKED the house. One of the best concerts I ever went to.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 04:36 PM (8XRCm)

79 Maybe she's just auditioning for a job in pron

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 04:36 PM (493sH)

80 ""So she figured out a way to get paid to be a sub. Good on her, I guess.

Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (mf5HN) "

I believe some women have also figured this out - it's called "Backpage."

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 25, 2017 04:37 PM (oZ6kz)

81 meh, another chick that's an exhibitionist...seen one you've seen 'em all. Over.

Posted by: DanMan at May 25, 2017 04:37 PM (XTiHL)

82 If she was getting railed on a bed that had a Pinball Machine Headboard, then it would be art.

Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2017 04:37 PM (pXi0m)

83 Later, Master Avery covers Sulky in printer labels.

Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 04:37 PM (ANIFC)

84 She's a martyr for the sake of her art! How noble.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 25, 2017 04:37 PM (vRcUp)

85 Japan does this better. You get weird pinku films like Glamourous Life of Sachiko Hanai where W's decapitated finger makes a girl become a sex fiend

Posted by: the dude at May 25, 2017 04:37 PM (SyKbw)

86 She's no Rothko.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 25, 2017 04:37 PM (czLDv)

87 Uh, you missed the good part of the article- the killer correction at the end. Seriously, it's likely the best correction in the history of journalism: "Correction: This story originally gendered a concerned viewer at Emma Sulkowicz's 'The Ship Is Sinking' performance as 'she.' They use pronouns 'they/them.' We regret the error."

Posted by: Bru at May 25, 2017 04:37 PM (WnJcq)

88 Almost always, when someone at the fair began to masturbate, a crowd would form to watch: and by so doing would voluntarily become second-hand participants


Good one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2017 04:38 PM (SRKgf)

89 Emma Sulkowicz: the Agony and the Ecstasy.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 25, 2017 04:38 PM (vRcUp)

90 What a nutbar.I mean full on batshit.

Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2017 04:38 PM (rmVvL)

91 I think if your boobs were too big you wouldn't be able to stand up straight.
Posted by: Dang at May 25, 2017 04:31 PM (8b+oT)



Can confirm.

Also, I am not playing those Mad Libs, broseidon. Nope. So much nope.

Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at May 25, 2017 04:38 PM (mf5HN)

92 She hates her parents, clearly

Big time Manhattan psychiatrists as I remember. Looks like they did a fine job with her.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 25, 2017 04:38 PM (qJhUV)

93 "Everyone in the audience was shocked," she told me after the performance.

The shock came from realizing she got a $450,000 grant for performing the piece.

Nah, just kidding. Nobody was shocked that the NEA paid that much for this pice of shit.

Posted by: Brave New World at May 25, 2017 04:38 PM (cfjq1)

94 Who in their right mind would hire her for a real job, the lawsuit possibilities would never be worth it.

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2017 04:38 PM (Ot7+c)

95 Sick.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2017 04:38 PM (PY9jH)

96 Buy that volunteer a beer. I'd slap her face, too. She needs it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2017 04:38 PM (39g3+)

97 >>Maybe she's just auditioning for a job in pron


We're in negotiations.

Posted by: 16th Minute Productions at May 25, 2017 04:38 PM (pXi0m)

98 So she figured out how to get people pay to watch her SM session?

Well, at least it's it's capitalism.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 25, 2017 04:39 PM (4WhSY)

99 "Falsely accused him of rape and carried a mattress around with her all the time."

For actual class credit.

What happened to the guy's lawsuit against Columbia?

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 25, 2017 04:39 PM (+7/1f)

100 I wonder if her "project" is supported by the National Endowment for the Arts or another government grant?

Posted by: rd at May 25, 2017 04:39 PM (XSEwK)

101 47 just put a copy of this "art" on loop in every terrorist holding cell, and we will never have to waterboard anyone again.


Posted by: redc1c4 at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (Pcs3e

NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Give me back my goats
Posted by: Achmed the Muslim Terrorist

Posted by: Misathropic Humanitarian at May 25, 2017 04:39 PM (ZTRlp)

102 "We're acting out this sadistic-masochistic relationship between the institution with all of its financial power, and this program that wants to be political but can't be really because it's being tied up by this institution," Sulkowicz explained.




That's some damn fine Chelsea Clintonesque gibberish.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 04:39 PM (493sH)

103 And she is suffering a spiritual crisis. She has a hole in her soul and she is trying to fill it with all this self loathing garbage


Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (eApHj)



What's the over/under on how long before she checks out entirely?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2017 04:39 PM (SRKgf)

104 Sorry, even we have standards.

(And remember, we gave *Chyna* a contract!)

Posted by: Vivid Video at May 25, 2017 04:40 PM (oZ6kz)

105 "69 meh, crazy but cute enough."

and what's the universal rule? Never stick yer dick in crazy.

Posted by: DanMan at May 25, 2017 04:40 PM (XTiHL)

106 Her next act will be behind the local 7-11. It will be called "Slurpee Art".

Posted by: Marcus T at May 25, 2017 04:40 PM (sQgZv)

107 Shes mentally ill

Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 04:40 PM (eApHj)

108 "Correction: This story originally gendered a concerned viewer at Emma Sulkowicz's 'The Ship Is Sinking' performance as 'she.' They use pronouns 'they/them.' We regret the error."

it was like a slap in the face!!

Posted by: Irony rich diet at May 25, 2017 04:40 PM (326rv)

109 God help us.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 25, 2017 04:40 PM (tHwdc)

110 "In the future, everybody will be famous for 15 minutes. Then they'll do porn."

- Shit Andy Warhol said, Vol. I

Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2017 04:41 PM (pXi0m)

111 Well she might have a career going on pornhub, hope its works out for her.

Posted by: Skip


It's actually a great opportunity for PornHub. Like Charles of Johnson, pay $___ amount of dollars per month and you'll never have to see this annoying shit in your search results.

That's gold, Jerry.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 25, 2017 04:41 PM (HTdUD)

112 Later, Master Avery covers Sulky in printer labels.

Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 04:37 PM


*wipes water off monitor*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2017 04:41 PM (p+Wdc)

113 God help us.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 25, 2017 04:40 PM (tHwdc)

-----

**peruses the article**

You guys are on your own.

Posted by: God at May 25, 2017 04:41 PM (8XRCm)

114 "Master Avery seems to be having a good time, he must be a moonlighting moron."


Its like a scene right out of Dr. Sardu's House of the Macabre (if anyone rememebers that).

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 25, 2017 04:41 PM (OD2ni)

115 I'd pay to fart into her mouth

Posted by: the dude at May 25, 2017 04:41 PM (SyKbw)

116 Also, I am not playing those Mad Libs, broseidon. Nope. So much nope.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at May 25, 2017 04:38 PM (mf5HN)


Give in, you know you want to.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 25, 2017 04:42 PM (Tnhbr)

117 She's a traveling road show. Bachelor parties will be lining up to hire her. Brilliant from a marketing stand point. I think.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 25, 2017 04:42 PM (WLK0w)

118 She hates her parents, clearly

Big time Manhattan psychiatrists as I remember. Looks like they did a fine job with her.

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Most people I knew that wanted to go into psychology or psychiatry were doing it because they wanted to "fix" themselves.

Posted by: rd at May 25, 2017 04:42 PM (XSEwK)

119 The guy she accused is nudging people and saying, "See? I told you she was batshit crazy!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2017 04:42 PM (SRKgf)

120

Her parents need to stop supporting her destruction and get her help


No way is she paying her own rent

Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 04:42 PM (eApHj)

121 How many years until even the left gets tired/bored of her shtick and her next 'art installation' is on Tuesday nights at the Bouncy Room in Decatur, Indiana?

I'll go over/under 8.5.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 25, 2017 04:42 PM (oZ6kz)

122 Since we're talking about entertainment (!), and "muh shows!", is always topical it seems, note that Game of Thrones writer and star have beclowned themselves with anti-Trump idiocy. WZ had it yesterday.

Just trying to help those who might be mustering up the will to abandon their idiot box, as our blog host intermittently advocates.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2017 04:42 PM (QDnY+)

123 78 Posted by: steve walsh at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (OaM4X)
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BTW..... was 10' away from you when you were doing a handstand on the piano while playing the intro to "Carry On My Wayward Son." This was in 80 or 81.

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Thanks man. ;-)

Posted by: steve walsh at May 25, 2017 04:42 PM (OaM4X)

124 Poor Nancy-boy, Ben Jacobs. This cis female is being savaged by the patriarchy of the Trump era and she taking it like a cis male.

Posted by: Fritz at May 25, 2017 04:43 PM (TNQMS)

125 >> I'd pay to fart into her mouth


Don't be crazy.

Do you know what I do in there!?

Posted by: Master Avery at May 25, 2017 04:43 PM (pXi0m)

126 he obviously has no understanding of how to properly administer a spanking. piker.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2017 04:43 PM (cPsPa)

127 Honestly, how do you even follow-up on that? Do you just simply do a woman on the street act where you perform random sex acts on strange people and give it a snappy title?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 25, 2017 04:43 PM (sQgZv)

128 >>I'd pay to fart into her mouth

I bet she'd pay you to do it.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2017 04:43 PM (/tuJf)

129 me, she is no paola saulino

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2017 04:44 PM (cPsPa)

130 This is more classy than working the pole.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 25, 2017 04:44 PM (czLDv)

131
Why do you assume she believes her own bullshit?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 25, 2017 04:44 PM (IvAyz)

132 50 Shades of Eeeew

Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2017 04:44 PM (pXi0m)

133 Fuck her . . .

. . .

. . .

I did.

Posted by: Everyone! at May 25, 2017 04:44 PM (tZycB)

134 this lady is going to be a democrat in congress one day, probably soon, she might be a senator

Posted by: jihadi at May 25, 2017 04:44 PM (I64i9)

135 How many years until even the left gets tired/bored of her shtick and her next 'art installation' is on Tuesday nights at the Bouncy Room in Decatur, Indiana?

I'll go over/under 8.5.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter

Hey! That's my turf!!

Posted by: Cindy Sheehan at May 25, 2017 04:44 PM (326rv)

136 The President of Columbia refused to shake her hand at graduation.

Wise man.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2017 04:44 PM (SRKgf)

137 would have been nice if someone in the audience volunteered to participate, went up to her, looked her in the eye and loudly said "Are you a fucking retard???"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 25, 2017 04:44 PM (ILitO)

138
The biggest mistake you can make in Life is believing that anyone on the Left is sincere.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 25, 2017 04:44 PM (IvAyz)

139 "104 Sorry, even we have standards.

(And remember, we gave *Chyna* a contract!)
Posted by: Vivid Video"


And Sydney Leathers IIRC (sexting partner to Anthony Weiner).

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 25, 2017 04:45 PM (OD2ni)

140 Any chance that the audience guy isn't into SM, but was just pissed off that he had to sit through that shit for almost an hour?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2017 04:45 PM (kTF2Z)

141 If ISIS is so committed to killing people, can they at least take requests?

Posted by: Dang at May 25, 2017 04:45 PM (8b+oT)

142
That goes for muslims, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 25, 2017 04:45 PM (IvAyz)

143 After she made the homemade porn, her mother was promoting it on Twitter.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 25, 2017 04:45 PM (1U92A)

144
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 25, 2017 04:45 PM (OD2ni)

she's gonna star in a Hookup Hotshots vid

Posted by: the dude at May 25, 2017 04:45 PM (SyKbw)

145 What's the odds she gets a boob job in the next 5 years?

I'd say about 80%.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 25, 2017 04:45 PM (CPk08)

146 The President of Columbia refused to shake her hand at graduation.

Wise man.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2017 04:44 PM (SRKgf)



I'm surprised they didn't offer her a teaching gig. She's loony left enough

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 04:45 PM (493sH)

147 If ISIS is so committed to killing people, can they at least take requests?
Posted by: Dang at May 25, 2017 04:45 PM (8b+oT)

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Im filing that one away for for future use.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 04:45 PM (8XRCm)

148 We had a girl in high school who went to the hospital because she jammed too many cocktail weenies where they didn't belong. Fortunately one of our classmates was volunteering at the hospital so the entire school knew. True story.

I'm thinking this might be her offspring, but I can't be sure.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 25, 2017 04:46 PM (sQgZv)

149 This is more classy than working the pole.

Posted by: Jack Sock
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But a lot less profitable, I bet.

Posted by: Dang at May 25, 2017 04:46 PM (8b+oT)

150 She'll end up in porn within five years. Better hurry, her past sell date is fast approaching.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2017 04:46 PM (39g3+)

151 Any chance that the audience guy isn't into SM, but was just pissed off that he had to sit through that shit for almost an hour?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

And not a single piece of candy fell out!!

Posted by: unhappy customer at May 25, 2017 04:46 PM (326rv)

152 I'd hit it.

Hard.

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at May 25, 2017 04:46 PM (C18Pv)

153 What's the odds she gets a boob job in the next 5 years?



I'd say about 80%.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 25, 2017 04:45 PM (CPk0

more money in teeny bopper videos (look at Piper Perri)

Posted by: the dude at May 25, 2017 04:46 PM (SyKbw)

154 I'd hit it

Posted by: Ike Turner at May 25, 2017 04:47 PM (ZQfW9)

155 Pretty weird, even for her.

Posted by: Eromero at May 25, 2017 04:47 PM (zLDYs)

156

Someone should slap her parents

Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 04:47 PM (eApHj)

157 Did she call the show "50 Shades of Doxuhebag" or did I get that wrong?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 25, 2017 04:47 PM (sQgZv)

158 >>>Do you just simply do a woman on the street act where you perform random sex acts on strange people and give it a snappy title?

Working title: "Love and Pain"

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 25, 2017 04:48 PM (K1Wp+)

159 Hittable status --

[ ] Nope

[X] Not even with ace's dick

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 25, 2017 04:48 PM (wTwJ2)

160

Dr. Tongue's 3 D House of Slave Chicks

https://youtu.be/WaXrJufuwWU

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2017 04:48 PM (IqV8l)

161 107 Shes mentally ill
Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 04:40 PM (eApHj)

As are all who consider this a form of art.


I remember a Sister Wendy show where she said," All are is expression. Not all expression is art."

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 25, 2017 04:48 PM (oQQwD)

162 >>We had a girl in high school who went to the hospital because she jammed too many cocktail weenies where they didn't belong.


Did he say how many was 'too many'?

...asking for your mother, Trebek!

Posted by: Sean Connery at May 25, 2017 04:48 PM (pXi0m)

163 The President of Columbia refused to shake her hand at graduation.


He probably had a pretty good idea where that hand had been.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 25, 2017 04:48 PM (qJhUV)

164 This is more classy than working the pole.

Posted by: Jack Sock
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But a lot less profitable, I bet.
Posted by: Dang



How much $$$ do college kids really have to spend on non booze, drugs, or really nekkid pr0n?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 04:49 PM (4BGeF)

165 she has figured out how to get more of the humiliation and none of the money of strippers and porn pros.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2017 04:50 PM (cPsPa)

166 I'd hit it. And RUN!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2017 04:51 PM (Hv0jf)

167 the funny part of the photos is the audience, who is in the audience and their expressions.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2017 04:51 PM (cPsPa)

168 Yes, I 'll have fries with that. No, no rapey-rape lecture thank you.


This is what life looks life after your 15 minutes of fame are up.

Posted by: Ripley at May 25, 2017 04:51 PM (1BQGO)

169 ace it's funny, I sometimes wander around trying to figure out why things attract you and ultimately I come up with "oh , right he's a guy:" which is what Sulkowic,'z suck a wit', should just comes to terms with.
it's ok to know guys are guys, but also aknowledge, 'that's just the way it is'
circle of life, b.s and all.

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2017 04:51 PM (iS1Cb)

170

She isnt making any money doing this. Ergo her parents are supporting her


Cut her off until she stops and gets help

Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 04:52 PM (eApHj)

171 Yeah, I clicked on the link, and have come back to tell you - those are gawdawful ugly shoes she's wearing during her self-indulgent display.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 25, 2017 04:52 PM (tHwdc)

172 for her next performance she will be clitorectomized.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2017 04:52 PM (cPsPa)

173 the funny part of the photos is the audience, who is in the audience and their expressions.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2017 04:51 PM (cPsPa)

everyone looks like that in public domination vids

Posted by: the dude at May 25, 2017 04:52 PM (SyKbw)

174 23 Nah just fucken wit ya, it's her in a bra, panties, and high heels being tied up and belt-whipped by a dominatrix


WTF? No pic???

Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 04:30 PM (4BGeF)

++++

There is a pic at the link of Mattress Girl in her outfit, but you won't see any dominatrix in the pic. The person who is with her in the picture is a guy. The linked article misuses the word "dominatrix" to describe the guy, but a dominatrix is a woman. The -trix suffix gives it away. I think a guy would just be called a dom or maybe dominator.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 25, 2017 04:52 PM (R+30W)

175 Sulkowicz, should just get a boob job and rake in all that fine -fine- adoration, and money, yes why not?

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2017 04:53 PM (iS1Cb)

176 148 We had a girl in high school who went to the hospital because she jammed too many cocktail weenies where they didn't belong. Fortunately one of our classmates was volunteering at the hospital so the entire school knew. True story.

I'm thinking this might be her offspring, but I can't be sure.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 25, 2017 04:46 PM (sQgZv)

I knew a guy in high school who was in court for masturbating in public the day my civics class was there observing court in action.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 25, 2017 04:53 PM (hJrjt)

177 Dom.. capitalize the D


Posted by: IP at May 25, 2017 04:53 PM (UmSfZ)

178 There were tiny hipster boner's everywhere man!!! Now that's what I call a "microagression"!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2017 04:54 PM (Hv0jf)

179 ...I think a guy would just be called a dom or maybe dominator.

or "Daddy"

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 25, 2017 04:54 PM (ZQfW9)

180 BRING OUT THE GIMP

Posted by: the dude at May 25, 2017 04:54 PM (SyKbw)

181

She is doing the psychological equivalent of setting herself on fire

Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 04:54 PM (eApHj)

182 Sulkowicz, is right, yet .. oh right she is profiting from guys being guilty and women being teed-ff.

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2017 04:54 PM (iS1Cb)

183 I'm no expert but this appears to be bullshit.

Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2017 04:54 PM (Sfs6o)

184 Hmm. I seem to recall Ace having a substantial knowledge of the art and application of ligatures in a post from the past.

Posted by: Fritz at May 25, 2017 04:55 PM (TNQMS)

185 I remember her graduating, but not sure what her degree is in. Sailor knots? I believe it was Columbia....the Folsom Street Festival has been around a long time. Almost went once to see the show, but never did.

Posted by: Colin at May 25, 2017 04:55 PM (FvoQs)

186

does she understand this context of "rape" in this current climate all around the globe?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 25, 2017 04:55 PM (fceHP)

187 Coming up next: Emma Sulkowicz Meets the Cleveland Steamer

Posted by: tu3031 at May 25, 2017 04:56 PM (qJhUV)

188 "ace it's funny, I sometimes wander around trying to figure out why things attract you and ultimately I come up with "oh , right he's a guy:" which is what Sulkowic,'z suck a wit', should just comes to terms with. it's ok to know guys are guys, but also aknowledge, 'that's just the way it is'
circle of life, b.s and all."


It bit more than that IMO. Thus nut was invited to the SOTU by a current US Senator (Kristen Gillibrand) and praised by all the right people who never apologized to young man that was wrongly accused. Ace is right to highlight her lunacy.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 25, 2017 04:56 PM (OD2ni)

189 she looks like bad art that Merzbow would put on one of his singles

Posted by: the dude at May 25, 2017 04:56 PM (SyKbw)

190 her gaming it is b.s yet she is right.
But she loses the correct-ness in being a biitch with really silly explanations.

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2017 04:56 PM (iS1Cb)

191 Emma Sulkowicz is a performance artist living and working in New York City

What more, really, do you need to know?

Posted by: pep at May 25, 2017 04:56 PM (LAe3v)

192

Next

New Years Eve in Germany

Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 04:57 PM (eApHj)

193 Benji, we can't help that she was invited to show her vulnerability in being a snowflake that can't handle, 'it is what it is'

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2017 04:57 PM (iS1Cb)

194
Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 04:57 PM (eApHj)

goo girls are no more tho

Posted by: the dude at May 25, 2017 04:57 PM (SyKbw)

195 59 and here all this time, the Horde thought there was nothing worse than a Yako link...

suckers.

As long as Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third is in the spot, it's O.K.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 25, 2017 04:57 PM (brIR5)

196 Or, shorter, bitch be crazy. Also derivative, oh so shocking BDSM performance art was passe by, what, the mid 80's? Sooner?

Oh, wait, it's retro. Got it.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (mf5HN)
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Didn't hit the hinterlands until late 80's/early 90's. Add hard core industrial music throbbing in the background, some Zimas, and a Jarhead lashed to a Conan the Barbarian cross and I was there, man.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2017 04:58 PM (NT3RT)

197 You know, porn may not be noble, but at least it's honest.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at May 25, 2017 04:58 PM (I6RKl)

198 There used to be (or still is maybe), a private club in Chicago for just this kind of thing.
She may not be as crazy as she seems. I think she has her kinks and she uses the SJW spin to make it her own. Not real innovative, but if that's what she likes, then who am I to judge.

Posted by: IP at May 25, 2017 04:58 PM (UmSfZ)

199 You realize this nonsense didn't exist back in the pioneer days when people had to fight Indians to survive and work to provide food for themselves, don't you?

Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2017 04:58 PM (Sfs6o)

200 Here in Phoenix a billboard with Trumps face, swastikas, and
mushroom clouds. The Art Foundation that gave a grant to the 'artist' to 'create' it gets city money.

well of course they do....

Posted by: Some damn moron at May 25, 2017 04:58 PM (E8apb)

201 Now here is a girl for Lena.

Posted by: gracepc at May 25, 2017 04:59 PM (OU4q6)

202 Emma Sulkowicz is a performance artist living and working in New York City

One helluva return on your higher education investment.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 25, 2017 04:59 PM (qJhUV)

203 politicians being what they are of course take advantage of humans being who they are.
just put her on if=gniore, . most of us women do.

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2017 04:59 PM (iS1Cb)

204 Mental illness like this becoming endemic will mean that we either start from scratch from post-apocalyptic/pre-historic levels, or more likely get replaced by an expansionist/more aggressive culture.

Europe is balls deep in the later.

Your choice America... while it lasts (and assuming your a Pollyanna optimist).

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 25, 2017 04:59 PM (rUIbB)

205 Awful. I feel like I need a shower just reading about it. And no way am I going to click that link.

I'm going to make dinner and do laundry and try to forget I ever heard of her.

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 04:59 PM (sBOL1)

206 Fox2, but you can call me Dot.

Call me Dotty and you die.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at May 25, 2017 04:59 PM (I6RKl)

207 And for this she went to Colombia U?

Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at May 25, 2017 04:59 PM (hCdMd)

208 199 You realize this nonsense didn't exist back in the pioneer days when people had to fight Indians to survive and work to provide food for themselves, don't you?
Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2017 04:58 PM (Sfs6o)
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If "A Man Called Horse" is to be believed, this performance art would have been a dry run for a tribal initiation ritual.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2017 05:00 PM (NT3RT)

209

She makes mo money


No way. Her parents must support her

Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 05:00 PM (eApHj)

210 DM is trying to make Trump out to be a gauche lout after he pushed aside that Montenegro PM so he could get in the front of the photo (where he was supposed to be).

I like that we have an alpha male as president. After 8 years of watching Mr. Sissy Pants bow and scrape to every tinpot dictator on the planet, it's nice to have a president with some actual balls on him.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 25, 2017 05:00 PM (riF5p)

211 shorter, I used to believe we aknowldged short comings in the other sexes.
now we shine a spot light on them.

this isn't productive to any of us.

Posted by: willow at May 25, 2017 05:00 PM (iS1Cb)

212 OT: If we capture some chupacabras and rent a truck to drive them to DC, that's a conspiracy.

Great - now we'll be paying for chupacabra detectors on 270.

Posted by: DaveA at May 25, 2017 05:01 PM (FhXTo)

213 She's not very good advertising for her parents practice, is she?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2017 05:01 PM (kTF2Z)

214 "There used to be (or still is maybe), a private club in Chicago for just this kind of thing."


Johnny Ola told me about that place.

Posted by: Fredo Corleone at May 25, 2017 05:01 PM (OD2ni)

215
You realize this nonsense didn't exist back in the pioneer days when people had to fight Indians to survive and work to provide food for themselves, don't you?
Posted by: Weasel


You should have seen what went on in the back room!

Posted by: Kitty Russell at May 25, 2017 05:03 PM (IqV8l)

216 Bob Ross could tie up & whip a girl in less than 30 minutes. Now that's art!

Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 05:03 PM (ANIFC)

217 If "A Man Called Horse" is to be believed, this performance art would have been a dry run for a tribal initiation ritual.




If a man called horse was to be believed, they would've hung you by the tits.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 05:03 PM (4BGeF)

218 OT: Alexthechick, how devastated are you that "Aftermath" was cancelled?

That show was my "Ancient Aliens", it was so bugnuts I had to watch.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2017 05:03 PM (NT3RT)

219 "There used to be (or still is maybe), a private club in Chicago for just this kind of thing."





Johnny Ola told me about that place.

Posted by: Fredo Corleone at May 25, 2017 05:01 PM (OD2ni)

I hope its not on the south west side, or I won't go! where is this place again?? /sarc

Posted by: Colin at May 25, 2017 05:03 PM (FvoQs)

220 Jesus Christ. And I can't get a job.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 05:04 PM (0mRoj)

221 >>We had a girl in high school who went to the hospital because
she jammed too many cocktail weenies where they didn't belong.





Did he say how many was 'too many'?
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When you have to figure out how it's affecting your insurance deductible, that's too many.

Posted by: Dang at May 25, 2017 05:04 PM (8b+oT)

222 Bob Ross could tie up & whip a girl in less than 30 minutes. Now that's art!



Still no Rothko.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 05:04 PM (4BGeF)

223 https://www.prageru.com/courses/life-studies/sex-and-power-visual

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2017 05:04 PM (Ot7+c)

224 >>>You realize this nonsense didn't exist back in the pioneer days when people had to fight Indians to survive and work to provide food for themselves, don't you?<<<

Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart, I gave you this! Such a waste. Contemplate this on the tree of woe. Crucify him!

Posted by: Fritz at May 25, 2017 05:05 PM (TNQMS)

225 205 Awful. I feel like I need a shower just reading about it. And no way am I going to click that link.

I'm going to make dinner and do laundry and try to forget I ever heard of her.

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 04:59 PM (sBOL1)

++++

It's all performance. The pics are quite tame. You don't see so much as a red mark on her skin. Just a fluffy bit of flim-flamery.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 25, 2017 05:05 PM (R+30W)

226 "There used to be (or still is maybe), a private club in Chicago for just this kind of thing."


Johnny Ola told me about that place.



Posted by: Fredo Corleone at May 25, 2017 05:01 PM (OD2ni)

Me too.

Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at May 25, 2017 05:05 PM (qJhUV)

227 Most people I knew that wanted to go into psychology or psychiatry were doing it because they wanted to "fix" themselves.
Posted by: rd at May 25, 2017 04:42 PM (XSEwK)

If you want to "fix" yourself, remember to use a sharp knife. And a stainless steel mirror. Easier to clean the blood off of.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 25, 2017 05:05 PM (brIR5)

228 Oxygen thief.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 25, 2017 05:05 PM (VdICR)

229
Patient: Hey doc, how's it going? Who's that in the picture?

Doc Sulky: That's my daughter. She's a performance artist! We're so proud! Wait, where are you going?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2017 05:05 PM (kTF2Z)

230 In Portland this weekend took a photo of an art gallery sign.


WE WELCOME:

ALL Races
ALL Religions
ALL Countries of Origin
ALL Sexual Orientations
ALL Genders

WE stand with YOU.
You are SAFE here.


Because people in the US are beaten with clubs in the street for all of the above? Assholes.

Gees. And the art was crap.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 25, 2017 05:06 PM (E8apb)

231 from the article (about performance art): "it's the only art form that doesn't cost money"

BS. You can create real art from pencil and paper, which can be found for free at any public library.

Posted by: not the mama at May 25, 2017 05:06 PM (EpAnP)

232 It floors me that these people have no problem with 50 Shades of Grey....isn't that book (I use the term loosely - evidently there was no editor or someone to proof read that one) and movie (please, if you are going to make a movie from a crappy book, why the hell didn't they cast Matt Bomer?) offensive to the precious snowflakes? I mean really. He bullied a young, naive girl into a bondage contract!?!

Posted by: Tass at May 25, 2017 05:06 PM (0Q1T/)

233 NO ONE ELSE NOTICED THE DYED ARMPIT HAIR???? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

Posted by: sunny-dee at May 25, 2017 05:06 PM (QAOZh)

234

she's a Serta-fied Suffragess

I say send Gloria, Crazy-eyed Babs, Cher, Cecile, et al over to the M.E. Let them star their own femi-movement.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 25, 2017 05:07 PM (fceHP)

235 What the actual fuck?

Posted by: Sponge at May 25, 2017 05:07 PM (xttKs)

236 "Historically, performance art has been a very important medium for women of color and queer people,"


What?

LOL.

What a freak.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 25, 2017 05:08 PM (8iiMU)

237 99 You realize this nonsense didn't exist back in
the pioneer days when people had to fight Indians to survive and work to
provide food for themselves, don't you?

Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2017 04:58 PM (Sfs6o)

---

If "A Man Called Horse" is to be believed, this performance art would have been a dry run for a tribal initiation ritual.

Posted by: All Hail Eris
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They had cocktail weenies in pioneer days? Wait... I'm getting the stories mixed up.

They really did hang young braves like that in ye olde west. And they would hang bison skulls from their ankles for added weight. If they passed out from the pain, they would chop off a finger or two to mark them as less manly. Time Life Old West books.

Posted by: Dang at May 25, 2017 05:08 PM (8b+oT)

238 I wonder if my local community college offers certification courses in being a stupid, toxic, attention-whoring, worthless twat.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 05:08 PM (0mRoj)

239 She gets to vote, too.

Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 05:08 PM (ANIFC)

240 220 Jesus Christ. And I can't get a job.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 05:04 PM (0mRoj)

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No shit, right? I was supposed to have a call with a would be peer. HR told me Friday at 11:30. They told him today. I was in the grocery store when he called. Now rescheduled for Tuesday. Fuck!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2017 05:08 PM (kTF2Z)

241 What 'institution of higher learning' did she attend again?

I'd like to have the five highest-paid administrators at that institution shackled to concrete blocks before her parents, bare-assed, being sodomized with the entire Home Depot power-tool inventory.

That would be art.

Posted by: JEM at May 25, 2017 05:09 PM (TppKb)

242 They really did hang young braves like that in ye olde west. And they would hang bison skulls from their ankles for added weight. If they passed out from the pain, they would chop off a finger or two to mark them as less manly. Time Life Old West books.
Posted by: Dang at May 25, 2017 05:08 PM (8b+oT)
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Jeebus, can't they just have their young men jump from the roof into the pool on a broom?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2017 05:10 PM (NT3RT)

243 The update at the end is precious.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at May 25, 2017 05:10 PM (FqgrG)

244
I wonder if my local community college offers certification courses in
being a stupid, toxic, attention-whoring, worthless twat.

Probably. And A LOT cheaper than Columbia.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 25, 2017 05:10 PM (qJhUV)

245 Wow, that Ivy league sheepskin is really opening doors.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 25, 2017 05:10 PM (bkUtD)

246 241 What 'institution of higher learning' did she attend again?

I'd like to have the five highest-paid administrators at that institution shackled to concrete blocks before her parents, bare-assed, being sodomized with the entire Home Depot power-tool inventory.

That would be art.
Posted by: JEM at May 25, 2017 05:09 PM (TppKb)

Soon, son of infidel pig scum, soon

Posted by: ISIS at May 25, 2017 05:10 PM (ANIFC)

247 I'm very very sorry about all this. I was forced, I had no choice!

Posted by: 19th Amendment at May 25, 2017 05:10 PM (0mRoj)

248 Hey Duke, is this the job you were hoping to get? I was wondering this morning if you had heard.

It's okay, not your fault, and just a few more days. I hope and pray you get it.

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 05:11 PM (sBOL1)

249 And, the 'dominatrix' is a male, so he is a "dominator", sexist h8ters.....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 25, 2017 05:12 PM (8iiMU)

250 230 In Portland this weekend took a photo of an art gallery sign.


WE WELCOME:

ALL Races
ALL Religions
ALL Countries of Origin
ALL Sexual Orientations
ALL Genders

WE stand with YOU.
You are SAFE here.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 25, 2017 05:06 PM (E8apb)

Unless you culturally appropriate recipes for your restaurant. Then we will hunt you down and drive you out.

Posted by: Not a Pilgrim at May 25, 2017 05:12 PM (wNxxH)

251 Now, James Comey in a bra, panties, and high heels being tied up and belt-whipped by President Trump?

THAT would be art ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 25, 2017 05:12 PM (eGs1A)

252 ---

Jeebus, can't they just have their young men jump from the roof into the pool on a broom?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2017 05:10 PM (NT3RT)

Liked that pic for those who saw it. I was hoping the water was only a foot deep. Probably a YouTube video showing it, if I could find it.

Posted by: Colin at May 25, 2017 05:12 PM (FvoQs)

253
Time Life Old West books.

He once shot a man just for snoring too loud!

Posted by: Time Life commercial at May 25, 2017 05:13 PM (IqV8l)

254 She gets to vote, too.
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 05:08 PM (ANIFC)
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She won't have time. She'll be tied up.


Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 05:13 PM (sBOL1)

255 This is a Harvard grad, right?

Posted by: Country Boy at May 25, 2017 05:13 PM (Jcg9Q)

256 199 You realize this nonsense didn't exist back in the pioneer days when people had to fight Indians to survive and work to provide food for themselves, don't you?
Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2017 04:58 PM (Sfs6o)


++++

I think about this a lot. All of these people with their various silly grandstanding antics would vanish into thin air if the shit ever hit the fan - as it has been said time and time again.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 25, 2017 05:13 PM (+eKyB)

257 The top trending story in Facebook:Trump apprars to push past Montenegrin Prime Minister

Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2017 05:14 PM (rmVvL)

258 In Portland this weekend took a photo of an art gallery sign.


WE WELCOME:

ALL Races
ALL Religions
ALL Countries of Origin
ALL Sexual Orientations
ALL Genders

WE stand with YOU.
You are SAFE here.


Because people in the US are beaten with clubs in the street for all of the above? Assholes.

Gees. And the art was crap.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob


I wonder what would happen if you rolled up with a bus full of janjaweed militia and told the militia, "There's your new home."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2017 05:14 PM (udajc)

259 I'm just here for the art man.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2017 05:14 PM (Hv0jf)

260 This is a Harvard grad, right?

Posted by: Country Boy at May 25, 2017 05:13 PM (Jcg9Q)

colombia

Posted by: the dude at May 25, 2017 05:14 PM (SyKbw)

261

Up next she's going to protest Trump's immigration policy by getting a Dirty Sanchez

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 05:14 PM (493sH)

262 Trump bodyslammed a Negro prime minister?!? That monster!
/

Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 05:15 PM (ANIFC)

263

DJT was supposed to be in front in the middle

Lead follow or get out of the way

Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 05:15 PM (eApHj)

264 so her next expo is a donkey punch?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2017 05:16 PM (cPsPa)

265 No shit, right? I was supposed to have a call with a would be peer. HR told me Friday at 11:30. They told him today. I was in the grocery store when he called. Now rescheduled for Tuesday. Fuck!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2017 05:08 PM (kTF2Z)

*facepalm*

Real professional and effective communicators those HR people.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 25, 2017 05:16 PM (0mRoj)

266 Montenegro is the Rhode Island of NATO. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 25, 2017 05:17 PM (K1Wp+)

267 I'd like to have the five highest-paid administrators at that institution shackled to concrete blocks before her parents, bare-assed, being sodomized with the entire Home Depot power-tool inventory.

That would be art.
Posted by: JEM at May 25, 2017 05:09 PM (TppKb)

Soon, son of infidel pig scum, soon

Posted by: ISIS


While there is a sense of theatre in your work, the fact is that chucking butt-fucking heathens off of roofs is a little exclusionary.

When you can demonstrate that you're chucking all kinds of heathens off roofs, and not just sodomites, we might wish to partner with you.

Posted by: JEM at May 25, 2017 05:17 PM (TppKb)

268 Sorry, Columbia.

Nuke them both anyways please Iran.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 25, 2017 05:17 PM (Jcg9Q)

269 Are those knots the ones that get tighter the more one struggles?

Askin' for a friend...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 25, 2017 05:17 PM (e9G8E)

270 BOOP!

@Breaking911 26m

For the 1st time ever, astronomers might have witnessed a star actually become a black hole right before our eyes

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2017 05:18 PM (udajc)

271 Morons before: Yay, bewbs!

Morons after: Oh God no!

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 25, 2017 05:18 PM (fD1ST)

272
I think about this a lot. All of these people with their various silly grandstanding antics would vanish into thin air if the shit ever hit the fan - as it has been said time and time again.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 25, 2017 05:13 PM (+eKyB)
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Yep. I play a little game when I see idiots like this - and categorize them by how fast they would likely perish in the face of the slightest hardship.

Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2017 05:18 PM (Sfs6o)

273 270 More Hope Solo pictures?

Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2017 05:18 PM (rmVvL)

274 Her head looks like a siren.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 25, 2017 05:19 PM (4ErVI)

275 Sulkywitz sux in other words???

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2017 05:19 PM (TnxsG)

276 Have you ever been invited to a State of the Union Address? Mattress has.

In fact, Sen. Gillabrand introduced a bill for her. No--not Bill Clinton. A law. The Campus Accountability and Safety Act.

This is just part of the act: Fifty Shades of Hoax.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 25, 2017 05:19 PM (Ndje9)

277 I would feel sorry for this obviously damaged woman if she hasn't chosen to bring others into her crazy.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 25, 2017 05:19 PM (/DuNp)

278 wonder when her turn on Public Disgrace is

Posted by: the dude at May 25, 2017 05:19 PM (SyKbw)

279 For the 1st time ever, astronomers might have witnessed a star actually become a black hole right before our eyes




Told y'all to quit staring at Hope Solo's rollo.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 05:19 PM (4BGeF)

280 Time Life Old West books.



He once shot a man just for snoring too loud!

Posted by: Time Life commercial
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With the look and feel of hand-tooled leather!

Posted by: Dang at May 25, 2017 05:19 PM (8b+oT)

281
@Breaking911 26m

For the 1st time ever, astronomers might have witnessed a star actually become a black hole right before our eyes

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2017 05:18 PM (udajc)

Possibly for the first time ever, the "m" is for million years ago.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 25, 2017 05:20 PM (fD1ST)

282 You see all that & more at www.kink.com. So I've heard.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 25, 2017 05:20 PM (bc2Lc)

283 199 You realize this nonsense didn't exist back in the pioneer days when people had to fight Indians to survive and work to provide food for themselves, don't you?

Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2017 04:58 PM (Sfs6o)

++++

This kind of stuff has been around forever. Famous example:

https://infogalactic.com/info/Marques_de_Sade

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 25, 2017 05:20 PM (R+30W)

284 heh, when you google her, her vid shows up on all the porn sites.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2017 05:20 PM (cPsPa)

285 This is a Harvard grad, right?

Posted by: Country Boy at May 25, 2017 05:13 PM (Jcg9Q)

Columbia University, and what is the cost of a degree there again?

Posted by: Colin at May 25, 2017 05:21 PM (FvoQs)

286
Told y'all to quit staring at Hope Solo's rollo.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 05:19 PM (4BGeF)

[ ] Stare
[X] Fist of an angry god

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 25, 2017 05:21 PM (fD1ST)

287 276 Have you ever been invited to a State of the Union Address? Mattress has.

In fact, Sen. Gillabrand introduced a bill for her. No--not Bill Clinton. A law. The Campus Accountability and Safety Act.

This is just part of the act: Fifty Shades of Hoax.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 25, 2017 05:19 PM (Ndje9)



Is that the bill Little Marco jumped on? Because all males on college campus should be considered rapists.

Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2017 05:21 PM (z/Ubi)

288 Fist or fistula?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2017 05:22 PM (TnxsG)

289 >>>so her next expo is a donkey punch?<<<

This hidden video actually captures her encore performance after the initial presentation.

youtube.com/watch?v=SUwPHTI47Lg

Posted by: Fritz at May 25, 2017 05:22 PM (TNQMS)

290 this is so sad it is not even going to make 500 comments.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2017 05:22 PM (cPsPa)

291 231 from the article (about performance art): "it's the only art form that doesn't cost money"

BS. You can create real art from pencil and paper, which can be found for free at any public library.

Posted by: not the mama at May 25, 2017 05:06 PM (EpAnP)

The people at the cabinet section of Lowes were happy to give my kids printer paper to scribble on while we discussed our kitchen.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 25, 2017 05:23 PM (fD1ST)

292 "Weeks before, she disclosed to me that Master Avery was her close friend and a trained professional dominatrix"

Haven't been in school in many years. Are they giving degrees and certifications for that now? In the old days you would just practice with that freaky chick next street over. (So I've heard.)

Posted by: Ripley at May 25, 2017 05:23 PM (1BQGO)

293 Is global warming responsibility for the massive increase in worldwide stupidity?

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 25, 2017 05:24 PM (hJrjt)

294 Time Life Old West books.

He once shot a man just for snoring too loud!

Posted by: Time Life commercial
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With the look and feel of hand-tooled leather!
Posted by: Dang



But wait! There's more!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 05:24 PM (4BGeF)

295 Am totally not checking out any of the 'art' photos...had a good lunch and have no intention of puking.

Posted by: IC at May 25, 2017 05:24 PM (a0IVu)

296 266 Montenegro is the Rhode Island of NATO. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 25, 2017 05:17 PM (K1Wp+)

Putin tried to execute a coup there recently, to gain another warm-water port besides the one Obama gave him in Syria.

I'm glad they're in NATO--even though we're all Kremlin stooges now, Mama.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 25, 2017 05:25 PM (Ndje9)

297 And I'm pretty sad I didn't know about the "Social-justice kumbaya version of Reddit closes after burning through $11M in funding" site mentioned on the sidebar. That could've been a LOT of fun in the same way the "conceptual penis" peer reviewed paper was.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 25, 2017 05:25 PM (fD1ST)

298 Not going to look at it.

Is anyone who is into bondage and masochism and also a leftist hypocrite actually buying this stuff or just being artsy and high culture and passing up exchanging money for it

if you need to explain what your art work is about you failed..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 05:26 PM (qES5k)

299 I wonder if the guy who slapped her was a ringer?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

probably just a guy who has seen Airplane. I know I would have been pulling out the old brass knuckles.

Posted by: Flying Allende Brothers at May 25, 2017 05:26 PM (nFwvY)

300 yankeefifth- If I'm going to waste time I am losing forever it isn't going to be reading or commenting on some waste of oxygen slut.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2017 05:26 PM (zqYEz)

301 "Kinky", said Hedley Lamarr.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at May 25, 2017 05:27 PM (Fa2ji)

302 Always steer clear of the attention whores.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 25, 2017 05:27 PM (AM1GF)

303 See a star become a black hole? I think we all saw that with Eddie Murphy's career.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at May 25, 2017 05:27 PM (I6RKl)

304 If I'm going to waste time I am losing forever it isn't going to be reading or commenting on some waste of oxygen slut.
Posted by: Ben Had at May




hard to argue with your logic.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2017 05:28 PM (cPsPa)

305 This whole sub / dom thing ... It sounds weird, but it's what is seriously turning me off of Ask A Manager. I used to really enjoy her blog, but she and the commenters are freaking nuts when it comes to sex. They are convinced that it is 100% normal to be a submissive that wears a locked choke collar to work or that you can't assume that two married coworkers who are sleeping together are having an affair because it's normal for people to be in open relationships (and then they start chiming in about how hard it is to get over feeling jealous in open relationships but they have now because their supes mature and progressive) or one letter they attacked a woman for filing for divorce and garnishing her husband's wages and giving a bad reference to the coworker he impregnated because that sort of situation is no one's fault, really, unless you're a vindictive b**** about it.

Their thinking is just so screwed up it makes me physically angry.

Posted by: sunny-dee at May 25, 2017 05:28 PM (QAOZh)

306 206 Fox2, but you can call me Dot.

Call me Dotty and you die.
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at May 25, 2017 04:59 PM (I6RKl)

If you ask me, they're all a little Dotty.

Groucho eyebrow raise.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 25, 2017 05:28 PM (brIR5)

307 Unless you culturally appropriate recipes for your restaurant. Then we will hunt you down and drive you out.

Posted by: Not a Pilgrim at May 25, 2017 05:12 PM (wNxxH)

I wonder what would happen if you rolled up with a bus full of janjaweed militia and told the militia, "There's your new home."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2017 05:14 PM (udajc)


LOL. Exactly. Its just America sucks all the time.

Oh and they turned their city into a Liberal shit-hole. Homeless in tents on the sidewalk and in the parks, drunk and on drugs. But what burned my ass was the ones sporting 'help me' sign' were asking for weed and beer. no kidding. Another was selling 'tokes'.

One young guy sitting on a blanket asked me for few bucks so he could get a guitar. I said "no, I'm saving for a ukulele."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 25, 2017 05:28 PM (E8apb)

308 Weasel Zippers has a picture of Donald and Melania, who are tastefully dressed and holding hands, looking up at the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel - where there is actually art to behold.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 25, 2017 05:29 PM (+eKyB)

309 I liked Pluto Nash

Posted by: Flying Allende Brothers at May 25, 2017 05:29 PM (nFwvY)

310 This is a big fucking deal Ace....
Can't wait for what I'm sure you're pounding out right now
Andy McCarthy .....fuck.....
I was alarmed at Maxine Water boasting about this to Roland Martin in 2013

Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at May 25, 2017 05:29 PM (hCdMd)

311 They funniest part of this is the looks on people's faces at the event. They are all serious, as if they are witnessing anything other than soft-core porn.

Loosers. Every last one of them.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 25, 2017 05:31 PM (tbOMB)

312 OK all breaks over. Luego.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 25, 2017 05:31 PM (E8apb)

313 Im sure the slapper was a ringer


Bet the Podesta boys would call this a night out

Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 05:31 PM (eApHj)

314 Yeah, this is the job that is not only a perfect fit, but would get me from a blue state with an income tax and super high property taxes to a red state with no income tax and super low property tax. They were planning on flying me in late next week. Don't know how this will affect that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2017 05:32 PM (kTF2Z)

315 94 Who in their right mind would hire her for a real job, the lawsuit possibilities would never be worth it.
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2017 04:38 PM (Ot7+c)

She never intends to have a real job. Even barista. I would bet even diversity coordinator or some such non real job would be too much work for her. At best, she's on the urban performance art hustle waiting for some douche with a job to give her a ring and pay for her upkeep.

Posted by: Keith at May 25, 2017 05:33 PM (USf3s)

316 Is that the bill Little Marco jumped on? Because all males on college campus should be considered rapists.

Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2017 05:21 PM (z/Ubi)

Sadly, yes. Rubio should know better; Cuba does it kangaroo-style.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 25, 2017 05:34 PM (Ndje9)

317 Emma has a parent or parents who are psychologists , I believe. Can't they recommend someone to give her intensive therapy?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 05:37 PM (qES5k)

318 @Breaking911 26m

For the 1st time ever, astronomers might have witnessed a star actually become a black hole right before our eyes

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2017 05:18 PM (udajc)



Rachel Dolezal: Oh yeah sure let the star go black but me? Nooooooo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 05:37 PM (493sH)

319 They were planning on flying me in late next week. Don't know how this will affect that.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2017 05:32 PM (kTF2Z)
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My guess is this won't affect it at all. You know, because I'm a mom and I know everything. Seriously, though I wouldn't think it should affect that.

I'll keep praying - sounds like a perfect fit for you!

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 05:38 PM (sBOL1)

320 At best, she's on the urban performance art hustle waiting for some douche with a job to give her a ring and pay for her upkeep.




And yet, mention the word "gold digger" and watch women lose their ever loving minds.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 05:39 PM (4BGeF)

321 Ah crap. Losers != loosers. Take's one to know one, I guess.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 25, 2017 05:39 PM (tbOMB)

322 Rachel Dolezal: Oh yeah sure let the star go black but me? Nooooooo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 05:37 PM (493sH)

Black hole. Not "ho."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 25, 2017 05:40 PM (tbOMB)

323 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 25, 2017 05:39 PM (bOMB)

Nobody should condemn you for typos-least or all me. However, when you wear a bra, panties and high heels and have someone to whip you in public and call that "art" I may call you a loser. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 05:42 PM (qES5k)

324 " very average-looking girl "

She was marginally cute in the early Mattress Girl days (although you'd have be a fucking idiot to do anything with her, or even be alone in a room with her) but she is hitting the wall hard.

"Technically, you cannot consent to battery. "

Sure you can. Someone mentioned rugby, but boxing is a more clearcut example.

Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at May 25, 2017 05:42 PM (K+9+W)

325 Starbuck's is planning on opening a store in crackwhore , drug ridden, food stamp South Dallas.

South Dallasites probably reuse their coffee grounds twice and I don't see a lot of business unless they take food stamps and blow jobs.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2017 05:42 PM (zqYEz)

326 I think there is a large element of masochism in all the fake hate crime hoaxers. Think Tawana Brawley scrawling "The N Word" on herself in feces.

And how is that audience any different that a bunch of drunken sailors crowded around a lady and a donkey in Tijuana?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 25, 2017 05:42 PM (QtQaN)

327
Pictures need a PornHub or Brazzers logo.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 25, 2017 05:45 PM (t6XCL)

328 311 They funniest part of this is the looks on people's faces at the event. They are all serious, as if they are witnessing anything other than soft-core porn.

Loosers. Every last one of them.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 25, 2017 05:31 PM (tbOMB)

Loosers or tighters?

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 25, 2017 05:48 PM (0mRoj)

329 I shit you not, this "correction" at the end of the linked story.

Correction: This story originally gendered a concerned viewer at Emma Sulkowicz's 'The Ship Is Sinking' performance as "she." They use pronouns "they/them." We regret the error.

I am now more interested in Maoism.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 25, 2017 05:49 PM (QtQaN)

330 Starbuck's is planning on opening a store in crackwhore , drug ridden, food stamp South Dallas.

South Dallasites probably reuse their coffee grounds twice and I don't see a lot of business unless they take food stamps and blow jobs.
Posted by: Ben Had



Srsly? Store won't last it's first 6 month lease.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 05:49 PM (4BGeF)

331 Back when I was a defense attorney, I had this fugly chick client shade tree pharmacist. Her "agent" called me regularly to criticise my defense strategy and to provide me with tips. She told me she needed an agent because she was ta pornographic model. Since she was fugly, I knew it wasn't her beauty that created demand and it must have been her willingness to do things that would sicken ordinary people. I never asked to she her ouvre.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 25, 2017 05:52 PM (Nwg0u)

332 A person wants to be referred as "They"?? So they're including the voices in their head as their other personalities?. If someone told me this-and I knew that were not mentally ill-in a clinical sense I mean, but just a leftist oddball, I'd laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 05:52 PM (qES5k)

333 P.S. what do you want to bet that "Master Avery" has more than a casual resemblance to Emma's dear old dad?

Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at May 25, 2017 05:52 PM (K+9+W)

334 shade tree pharmacist.

What is s shade tree pharmacist?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 05:53 PM (qES5k)

335 On the minus side, she's crazy. On the plus side, we know that's she's pretty flexible on permissible sex acts.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 25, 2017 05:54 PM (QQ+il)

336 Starbuck's is planning on opening a store in crackwhore , drug ridden, food stamp South Dallas.

South Dallasites probably reuse their coffee grounds twice and I don't see a lot of business unless they take food stamps and blow jobs.
Posted by: Ben Had



Srsly? Store won't last it's first 6 month lease.

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They'll still sell status condescension.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 25, 2017 05:54 PM (Nwg0u)

337 @rickb223, it's fallout from the whole Ferguson thing. Starbucks said they were going to start building in black, "underserved" communities instead of, you know, yuppie / hipster strongholds with money. And then their stock started tanking. {eyeroll}

Posted by: sunny-dee at May 25, 2017 05:54 PM (QAOZh)

338 On the plus side, we know that's she's pretty flexible on permissible sex acts.

And people here would want to have sex with her?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 05:55 PM (qES5k)

339 I've had worse.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 25, 2017 05:56 PM (QQ+il)

340 shade tree pharmacist.

What is s shade tree pharmacist?




Like a shade tree mechanic. Not a professional.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 05:56 PM (4BGeF)

341 Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 05:56 PM (4BGeF)

Thx. Never heard that tern before.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 05:58 PM (qES5k)

342 Most women don't deal with rape by continuing to rape themselves as art.

Just an observation.

Posted by: GenX at May 25, 2017 05:58 PM (UgF8H)

343 And people here would want to have sex with her?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 05:55 PM (qES5k)

I've woken up to worse

Posted by: the dude at May 25, 2017 05:59 PM (SyKbw)

344 shade tree pharmacist.

What is s shade tree pharmacist?

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Someone who sells pharmaceuticals without all the rigamarole of professional licenses, prescriptions, purity standards, a fixed address, and uses a professional name like Chicago Sally or April Two Tits.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 25, 2017 05:59 PM (Nwg0u)

345 Posted by: the dude at May 25, 2017 05:59 PM (SyKbw)

You mean worse looking or you woke up to women who enjoyed being beaten while wearing a bra and panties?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 06:00 PM (qES5k)

346 I think I'd be scared of a broad named Chicago Sally. Bogart Beth would be trustworthy.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 25, 2017 06:00 PM (QQ+il)

347 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 25, 2017 05:59 PM (Nwg0u)

So it's a name for a drug dealer?. We don't have any trees in NJ. It all looks like a view from Newark Airport. That's why I was confused. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 06:02 PM (qES5k)

348 And people here would want to have sex with her?

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I was a sex assault prosecutor for many years and I have seen things that would gag a maggot. I have zero, zip, nada interest in the forbidden fruit of whores and kink.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 25, 2017 06:08 PM (Nwg0u)

349 One rule for her, and one rule for us. Her rule - she gets to sexually abuse and humiliate herself in public. Our rule - we must pretend to give a shit that she was sexually abused.

It is just a display of power. She has so much power she can force us to ignore reality. Ignore that she is obviously a terrible, no-talent narcissist.

Valclav Havel described people having signs in their window saying "Workers of the World Unite!" Did they believe the slogan? No. It was a lie. But being forced to put lies in your window was a sign of submission. They confirm the system, fulfill the system, make the system, they are the system. That is what is happening here.

Posted by: GenX at May 25, 2017 06:08 PM (UgF8H)

350 Wonder how much moolah her parents are out on her Columbia education?

Posted by: Pendejo at May 25, 2017 06:14 PM (6MUFb)

351 So finally a reason to bring a baseball bat to an art exhibit?

Posted by: Joe Mack at May 25, 2017 08:03 PM (SEFXb)

352 Nothing really mattress
Anyone can see
Nothing really mattress
Nothing really mattress...
To meeeeeee...

Posted by: Corona at May 25, 2017 08:32 PM (Vequ/)

353 <i>"We're acting out this sadistic-masochistic relationship between the
institution with all of its financial power, and this program that wants
to be political but can't be really because it's being tied up by this
institution," Sulkowicz explained.</i>

This is truly <i>avant garde</i> -- she's a <b>TALKING MIME!</b>

Posted by: Herp McDerp at May 26, 2017 04:08 AM (7QRNd)

354 Cheap bacon always goes down wrong.

Posted by: KentAllard at May 26, 2017 04:28 AM (TQw9b)

355 Minor clarification - a "dominatrix" is a female; the male equivalent would be "dominator", but in standard BDSM circles "dom" is used.

Posted by: JR at May 26, 2017 09:20 AM (Oprtt)

356 so, does the old guy in the suit actually have at it and fuck her after everyone leaves? else, why bother?

Posted by: bilbao at May 26, 2017 10:24 AM (yqUzA)

357 Curious that despite making such a point of correcting pronoun usage about the "concerned viewer" who, despite being one person (oops... maybe the concerned viewer claims to be a "system"), wants to be referred to as "they", the article misgenders "Master Avery" by referring to him as a dominatrix.

(The "corrected" sentence also shows why the "singular 'they'" shouldn't be used, at least if you actually want to communicate. "Master Avery, noticing this, leaned over to say something to the concerned viewer, and they walked away." You can't tell from that sentence whether one person or two walked away.)

Posted by: James Jones at May 26, 2017 11:13 AM (ji++9)

358 Get rich or die trying --- it's completely understandable, in a way. She knows she'll have plenty of time for "serious" "art" later, but how long will people still be interested in this sort of stuff (S/M, nakedness) involving her? First she has to get herself established as a household name (is she a D-list celebrity now? I'd say so), then surely there will be uncountably many ways to profit later.
Each May brings with it a new generation of graduates and, with it, increased competition for the public's attention. The stunts have to keep getting more and more outrageous.
This reminds me of an old story about a bored prince and an exotic dancer brought to entertain him; when the dancer had finished shedding all her garments, the prince kept asking for more. Looks like we have reached that stage.

Posted by: MB at May 26, 2017 05:34 PM (Nu66L)

359 Her parents must be so proud of the special snowflake. It only takes $200,000 worth of "education" from Columbia to train a girl to be a porn "artist." Stunning what a modern "education" can do for your.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at May 26, 2017 10:28 PM (xUc0d)

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