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"Mattress Girl's" New Art Exhibit Is Powerful Garden of Sculptures Showing a Genuine Artistic Talent
Nah just fucken wit ya, it's her in a bra, panties, and high heels being tied up and belt-whipped by a dominatrix in order to show how art itself is being raped in Trump's America, or something.
As the performance started, this man in a suit, named Master Avery, started to berate Sulkowicz. "Your boobs are too small," he spat. "You can't even stand up straight."Sulkowicz is focused on combating the problems of violent rape, and also Negative Body Image You Guys.
He pulled a long, gnarled rope out of a black leather bag and started tying intricate knots around her upper thigh. Once the knots covered both of Sulkowicz's legs, Master Avery started around her waist, moving her body as he worked quickly. At one point, the rope almost hit Sulkowicz's eye. After a few shocked blinks, she looked up at the audience and laughed. "We're acting out this sadistic-masochistic relationship between the institution with all of its financial power, and this program that wants to be political but can't be really because it's being tied up by this institution," Sulkowicz explained.She means the institution charitably funding her lame ass.
After what seemed like days--but was was really about 45 minutes==Master Avery had completely tied Sulkowicz up to a large wooden beam. Using a pulley system attached to the ceiling, he used his whole body to lift her from the ground, and after a few tries, Sulkowicz was suspended with her arms and legs wrapped around the beam, rendering her immobile. The rope visibly cut into her skin as Master Avery took off his belt and started hitting her with it. Sulkowicz continued to smile at the audience. Later, she's taken down from the ceiling but hung back up. The second time around, Master Avery's beatings became more intense. At one point, he called out to the crowd, asking if anyone else wanted to partake. To everyone's surprise, one man in the audience volunteered, walking up to Sulkowicz and slapping her hard across the face. "Everyone in the audience was shocked," she told me after the performance.Um, did the audience not see her student film of a simulated rape featuring real (pornographic) sex? So apparently this is Sulky's job, forever. Content warning for the pictures, unless you are Lena Dunham's personal assistant and think that every self-exposure of a very average-looking girl is "So Braaaave."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: undocumented SMOD at May 25, 2017 04:25 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2017 04:25 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 25, 2017 04:26 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2017 04:26 PM (z/Ubi)
First of all, a moral giant like AG Lynch would never for a moment even think of doing such a thing!
And worst of all, the email seemed to presuppose that Hillary Clinton would be capable of a criminal act!
This was not just a sick joke, but it smelled to me like a sick RUSSIAN joke.
How f*cking dare anyone out there make fun of Hillary, I thought. After all she's been through!
All you people care about is ridicule and making political hay off of her!
I started to weep just thinking about the abuse Hillary has taken.
SHE'S A HUMAN!!!
What you people don't realize is that Hillary is doing all this good and all you do write a bunch of CRAP about her!
I wiped more tears from my eyes.
All you people want is MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!
LEAVE HER ALONE!!!
You're lucky she even governed over you! BASTARDS!!
Leave Hillary alone!! PLEASE!
Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to BASH someone who's going through a hard time??!
LEAVE HILLARY ALONE!!!
Leave Hillary Clinton alone RIGHT NOW!!
I mean it!!
Anyone who has a problem with her you deal with me!!! Because she's not well right now.
Leave her alone.
Posted by: Excerpts from James Comey's Diary at May 25, 2017 04:27 PM (m5dkR)
Posted by: IP at May 25, 2017 04:27 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 25, 2017 04:27 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 25, 2017 04:28 PM (3C9q2)
"Correction: This story originally gendered a concerned viewer at Emma
Sulkowicz's 'The Ship Is Sinking' performance as "she." They use
pronouns "they/them." We regret the error."
Posted by: Alex at May 25, 2017 04:28 PM (7Yy8M)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 25, 2017 04:28 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2017 04:28 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 25, 2017 04:28 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: dantesed at May 25, 2017 04:28 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 04:29 PM (eApHj)
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 25, 2017 04:29 PM (OD2ni)
For the art
Posted by: Ron Jeremy from Nantucket at May 25, 2017 04:29 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 25, 2017 04:29 PM (ULi11)
Posted by: Misathropic Humanitarian at May 25, 2017 04:29 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 25, 2017 04:29 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 25, 2017 04:29 PM (oZ6kz)
I just finished scrolling through the article.
Wow.
Just Wow.
That is one disturbed little Social Justice Warrior there.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 04:30 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 25, 2017 04:30 PM (KP5rU)
WTF? No pic???
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 04:30 PM (4BGeF)
I'm beginning to suspect that these transgressive leftists are sadists with all this psychological torture of normal people.
Posted by: Emmie at May 25, 2017 04:30 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: OregonGuy at May 25, 2017 04:30 PM (KxEyF)
She hates her parents, clearly
Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 04:29 PM (eApHj)
Does bacteria have parents?
Posted by: Misathropic Humanitarian at May 25, 2017 04:30 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: sunny-dee at May 25, 2017 04:30 PM (QAOZh)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 25, 2017 04:31 PM (sQgZv)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 04:31 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: GOULD at May 25, 2017 04:31 PM (Hj4t4)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 04:30 PM (4BGeF)
Its called the power of CLICK
Posted by: Misathropic Humanitarian at May 25, 2017 04:31 PM (ZTRlp)
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I think if your boobs were too big you wouldn't be able to stand up straight. This dialog needs a punch-up writer or something.
Posted by: Dang at May 25, 2017 04:31 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: DaveA at May 25, 2017 04:31 PM (FhXTo)
Title:"Clorox Meets Comet"
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 25, 2017 04:31 PM (326rv)
Posted by: the dude at May 25, 2017 04:31 PM (SyKbw)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 25, 2017 04:31 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 04:32 PM (4BGeF)
Crazy chick from Columbia that got very scorned after a guy dumped her after she let him, ahem, enter through the back door. Falsely accused him of rape and carried a mattress around with her all the time. Was praised by the left even though she is a monster.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 25, 2017 04:32 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: torquewrench at May 25, 2017 04:32 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Country Singer at May 25, 2017 04:32 PM (yzxic)
And to think BOTH of her parents are shrinks. I guess she didn't stand a chance of being sane.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2017 04:32 PM (SRKgf)
One trick is all that horse can do
She does, one trick only
It's the principal source of her revenue
But when she steps into the spotlight
You can feel the heat of her heart
Come rising through
Posted by: corndog at May 25, 2017 04:32 PM (p3eEq)
Posted by: Bosk at May 25, 2017 04:32 PM (n2K+4)
Posted by: rickl at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (xjiRE)
She's just a sick twist with daddy issues.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (/tuJf)
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Well one person got their money's worth.
Posted by: Dang at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (Pcs3e)
Posted by: White Magic Woman at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (SJ184)
And I refuse to believe anyone was shocked that a guy walked out of the audience and slapped her. It's part of the bit.
By the by, this gets into some dicey territory from the criminal justice perspective. Technically, you cannot consent to battery. If she wants, and I bet you she does, she could say "Master Avery" (what the label makers?) exceeded the agreed upon boundaries of the performance and that he engaged in violence against a woman and hey, it's part of the show would likely not be a defense.
Or, shorter, bitch be crazy. Also derivative, oh so shocking BDSM performance art was passe by, what, the mid 80's? Sooner?
Oh, wait, it's retro. Got it.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (mf5HN)
That will be $5.00 please.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (sQgZv)
And she is suffering a spiritual crisis. She has a hole in her soul and she is trying to fill it with all this self loathing garbage
Wonder how the guy whose life shr tried to ruin is doing
Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (eApHj)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: steve walsh at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (OaM4X)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (e9G8E)
Jeez!
Posted by: Jaws at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (oOw3I)
**Yawn**
Posted by: dananjcon at May 25, 2017 04:34 PM (WLK0w)
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But if her boobs are small, she should have no problem standing up straight. We only like the girls that are falling over their mondo bazongas.
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 04:34 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: rd at May 25, 2017 04:34 PM (XSEwK)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 25, 2017 04:34 PM (Pcs3e)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 25, 2017 04:34 PM (sQgZv)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 25, 2017 04:35 PM (ILitO)
I analyzed this creepy dynamic in an earlier essay:
"The Folsom Street Fair is primarily a festival of sexual fetishes -- bondage, sado-machochism, animal fantasies, and so on -- yet the pre-eminent sexual fetish at the Folsom event is the one least discussed: exhibitionism. This man, for example, is an exhibitionist, as were a great many others at the fair. Exhibitionists derive sexual pleasure from having people watch them engage in sex. You, the observer, are a participant in their sex act, whether you want to be or not. That's the point, the source of the "thrill." If you attend the Folsom Street Fair, to a certain extent you are knowingly agreeing to be "visually raped" and to participate in the exhibitionist sex of others, just by being there to view it. Almost always, when someone at the fair began to masturbate, a crowd would form to watch: and by so doing would voluntarily become second-hand participants in the solo sex act -- just as you the viewer are doing right now. "
http://www.zombietime.com/folsom_sf_2007_part_1/index.php
Posted by: zombie at May 25, 2017 04:35 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2017 04:35 PM (dFi94)
Problem is, she just doesn't have enough of "it" to enflame anyone.
I suggest she buy some marbles and give Lena a call.
Posted by: White Magic Woman at May 25, 2017 04:35 PM (SJ184)
Posted by: couch fucker at May 25, 2017 04:35 PM (326rv)
I wonder if the guy who slapped her was a ringer?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2017 04:35 PM (evJdV)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 25, 2017 04:35 PM (H8S+R)
Then she gets kinda-sorta-but-not-really crucified after being put into one of those weird Japanese fetish poses with the turtle-shell knots.
I guess the brave part is that she could be getting paid for this by old Asian men underneath a pachinko parlor instead of making it a shitty modern art installation?
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 25, 2017 04:35 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2017 04:36 PM (cPsPa)
You've never played rugby.
Posted by: Ron Jeremy from Nantucket at May 25, 2017 04:36 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 25, 2017 04:36 PM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: Max Power at May 25, 2017 04:36 PM (q177U)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (eApHj)
There's a hole where her a-hole used to be
Posted by: JoeF. at May 25, 2017 04:36 PM (7uYFy)
Ace is Avery is ACE??
Posted by: dananjcon at May 25, 2017 04:36 PM (WLK0w)
Posted by: Country Singer
Heh!
Posted by: zombie at May 25, 2017 04:36 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: huerfano at May 25, 2017 04:36 PM (TO4Og)
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 04:36 PM (ANIFC)
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BTW..... was 10' away from you when you were doing a handstand on the piano while playing the intro to "Carry On My Wayward Son." This was in 80 or 81.
You guys ROCKED the house. One of the best concerts I ever went to.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 04:36 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 04:36 PM (493sH)
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (mf5HN) "
I believe some women have also figured this out - it's called "Backpage."
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 25, 2017 04:37 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: DanMan at May 25, 2017 04:37 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2017 04:37 PM (pXi0m)
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 04:37 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 25, 2017 04:37 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: the dude at May 25, 2017 04:37 PM (SyKbw)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 25, 2017 04:37 PM (czLDv)
Posted by: Bru at May 25, 2017 04:37 PM (WnJcq)
Good one.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2017 04:38 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 25, 2017 04:38 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2017 04:38 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Dang at May 25, 2017 04:31 PM (8b+oT)
Can confirm.
Also, I am not playing those Mad Libs, broseidon. Nope. So much nope.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at May 25, 2017 04:38 PM (mf5HN)
Big time Manhattan psychiatrists as I remember. Looks like they did a fine job with her.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 25, 2017 04:38 PM (qJhUV)
The shock came from realizing she got a $450,000 grant for performing the piece.
Nah, just kidding. Nobody was shocked that the NEA paid that much for this pice of shit.
Posted by: Brave New World at May 25, 2017 04:38 PM (cfjq1)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2017 04:38 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 25, 2017 04:38 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2017 04:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: 16th Minute Productions at May 25, 2017 04:38 PM (pXi0m)
Well, at least it's it's capitalism.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 25, 2017 04:39 PM (4WhSY)
For actual class credit.
What happened to the guy's lawsuit against Columbia?
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 25, 2017 04:39 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: rd at May 25, 2017 04:39 PM (XSEwK)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (Pcs3e
NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Give me back my goats
Posted by: Achmed the Muslim Terrorist
Posted by: Misathropic Humanitarian at May 25, 2017 04:39 PM (ZTRlp)
That's some damn fine Chelsea Clintonesque gibberish.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 04:39 PM (493sH)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (eApHj)
What's the over/under on how long before she checks out entirely?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2017 04:39 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Vivid Video at May 25, 2017 04:40 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: DanMan at May 25, 2017 04:40 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 25, 2017 04:40 PM (sQgZv)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 04:40 PM (eApHj)
it was like a slap in the face!!
Posted by: Irony rich diet at May 25, 2017 04:40 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 25, 2017 04:40 PM (tHwdc)
- Shit Andy Warhol said, Vol. I
Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2017 04:41 PM (pXi0m)
Posted by: Skip
It's actually a great opportunity for PornHub. Like Charles of Johnson, pay $___ amount of dollars per month and you'll never have to see this annoying shit in your search results.
That's gold, Jerry.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 25, 2017 04:41 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 04:37 PM
*wipes water off monitor*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2017 04:41 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 25, 2017 04:40 PM (tHwdc)
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**peruses the article**
You guys are on your own.
Posted by: God at May 25, 2017 04:41 PM (8XRCm)
Its like a scene right out of Dr. Sardu's House of the Macabre (if anyone rememebers that).
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 25, 2017 04:41 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: the dude at May 25, 2017 04:41 PM (SyKbw)
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at May 25, 2017 04:38 PM (mf5HN)
Give in, you know you want to.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 25, 2017 04:42 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 25, 2017 04:42 PM (WLK0w)
Big time Manhattan psychiatrists as I remember. Looks like they did a fine job with her.
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Most people I knew that wanted to go into psychology or psychiatry were doing it because they wanted to "fix" themselves.
Posted by: rd at May 25, 2017 04:42 PM (XSEwK)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2017 04:42 PM (SRKgf)
Her parents need to stop supporting her destruction and get her help
No way is she paying her own rent
Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 04:42 PM (eApHj)
I'll go over/under 8.5.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 25, 2017 04:42 PM (oZ6kz)
Just trying to help those who might be mustering up the will to abandon their idiot box, as our blog host intermittently advocates.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2017 04:42 PM (QDnY+)
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BTW..... was 10' away from you when you were doing a handstand on the piano while playing the intro to "Carry On My Wayward Son." This was in 80 or 81.
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Thanks man. ;-)
Posted by: steve walsh at May 25, 2017 04:42 PM (OaM4X)
Posted by: Fritz at May 25, 2017 04:43 PM (TNQMS)
Posted by: Master Avery at May 25, 2017 04:43 PM (pXi0m)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2017 04:43 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 25, 2017 04:43 PM (sQgZv)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2017 04:43 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2017 04:44 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 25, 2017 04:44 PM (czLDv)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 25, 2017 04:44 PM (IvAyz)
Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2017 04:44 PM (pXi0m)
Posted by: Everyone! at May 25, 2017 04:44 PM (tZycB)
Posted by: jihadi at May 25, 2017 04:44 PM (I64i9)
I'll go over/under 8.5.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter
Hey! That's my turf!!
Posted by: Cindy Sheehan at May 25, 2017 04:44 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2017 04:44 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 25, 2017 04:44 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 25, 2017 04:44 PM (IvAyz)
(And remember, we gave *Chyna* a contract!)
Posted by: Vivid Video"
And Sydney Leathers IIRC (sexting partner to Anthony Weiner).
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 25, 2017 04:45 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2017 04:45 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Dang at May 25, 2017 04:45 PM (8b+oT)
That goes for muslims, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 25, 2017 04:45 PM (IvAyz)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 25, 2017 04:45 PM (1U92A)
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 25, 2017 04:45 PM (OD2ni)
she's gonna star in a Hookup Hotshots vid
Posted by: the dude at May 25, 2017 04:45 PM (SyKbw)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 25, 2017 04:45 PM (CPk08)
Wise man.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2017 04:44 PM (SRKgf)
I'm surprised they didn't offer her a teaching gig. She's loony left enough
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 04:45 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Dang at May 25, 2017 04:45 PM (8b+oT)
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Im filing that one away for for future use.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 04:45 PM (8XRCm)
I'm thinking this might be her offspring, but I can't be sure.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 25, 2017 04:46 PM (sQgZv)
Posted by: Jack Sock
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But a lot less profitable, I bet.
Posted by: Dang at May 25, 2017 04:46 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2017 04:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
And not a single piece of candy fell out!!
Posted by: unhappy customer at May 25, 2017 04:46 PM (326rv)
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at May 25, 2017 04:46 PM (C18Pv)
I'd say about 80%.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 25, 2017 04:45 PM (CPk0
more money in teeny bopper videos (look at Piper Perri)
Posted by: the dude at May 25, 2017 04:46 PM (SyKbw)
Posted by: Ike Turner at May 25, 2017 04:47 PM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: Eromero at May 25, 2017 04:47 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 04:47 PM (eApHj)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 25, 2017 04:47 PM (sQgZv)
Working title: "Love and Pain"
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 25, 2017 04:48 PM (K1Wp+)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 25, 2017 04:48 PM (wTwJ2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2017 04:48 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 04:40 PM (eApHj)
As are all who consider this a form of art.
I remember a Sister Wendy show where she said," All are is expression. Not all expression is art."
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 25, 2017 04:48 PM (oQQwD)
Did he say how many was 'too many'?
...asking for your mother, Trebek!
Posted by: Sean Connery at May 25, 2017 04:48 PM (pXi0m)
He probably had a pretty good idea where that hand had been.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 25, 2017 04:48 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Jack Sock
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But a lot less profitable, I bet.
Posted by: Dang
How much $$$ do college kids really have to spend on non booze, drugs, or really nekkid pr0n?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 04:49 PM (4BGeF)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2017 04:50 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2017 04:51 PM (Hv0jf)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2017 04:51 PM (cPsPa)
This is what life looks life after your 15 minutes of fame are up.
Posted by: Ripley at May 25, 2017 04:51 PM (1BQGO)
it's ok to know guys are guys, but also aknowledge, 'that's just the way it is'
circle of life, b.s and all.
Posted by: willow at May 25, 2017 04:51 PM (iS1Cb)
She isnt making any money doing this. Ergo her parents are supporting her
Cut her off until she stops and gets help
Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 04:52 PM (eApHj)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 25, 2017 04:52 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2017 04:52 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2017 04:51 PM (cPsPa)
everyone looks like that in public domination vids
Posted by: the dude at May 25, 2017 04:52 PM (SyKbw)
WTF? No pic???
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 04:30 PM (4BGeF)
++++
There is a pic at the link of Mattress Girl in her outfit, but you won't see any dominatrix in the pic. The person who is with her in the picture is a guy. The linked article misuses the word "dominatrix" to describe the guy, but a dominatrix is a woman. The -trix suffix gives it away. I think a guy would just be called a dom or maybe dominator.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 25, 2017 04:52 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: willow at May 25, 2017 04:53 PM (iS1Cb)
I'm thinking this might be her offspring, but I can't be sure.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 25, 2017 04:46 PM (sQgZv)
I knew a guy in high school who was in court for masturbating in public the day my civics class was there observing court in action.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 25, 2017 04:53 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: IP at May 25, 2017 04:53 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2017 04:54 PM (Hv0jf)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 25, 2017 04:54 PM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: the dude at May 25, 2017 04:54 PM (SyKbw)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 04:54 PM (eApHj)
Posted by: willow at May 25, 2017 04:54 PM (iS1Cb)
Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2017 04:54 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Fritz at May 25, 2017 04:55 PM (TNQMS)
Posted by: Colin at May 25, 2017 04:55 PM (FvoQs)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 25, 2017 04:55 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 25, 2017 04:56 PM (qJhUV)
circle of life, b.s and all."
It bit more than that IMO. Thus nut was invited to the SOTU by a current US Senator (Kristen Gillibrand) and praised by all the right people who never apologized to young man that was wrongly accused. Ace is right to highlight her lunacy.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 25, 2017 04:56 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: the dude at May 25, 2017 04:56 PM (SyKbw)
But she loses the correct-ness in being a biitch with really silly explanations.
Posted by: willow at May 25, 2017 04:56 PM (iS1Cb)
What more, really, do you need to know?
Posted by: pep at May 25, 2017 04:56 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 04:57 PM (eApHj)
Posted by: willow at May 25, 2017 04:57 PM (iS1Cb)
Posted by: the dude at May 25, 2017 04:57 PM (SyKbw)
suckers.
As long as Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third is in the spot, it's O.K.
Posted by: Fox2! at May 25, 2017 04:57 PM (brIR5)
Oh, wait, it's retro. Got it.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at May 25, 2017 04:33 PM (mf5HN)
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Didn't hit the hinterlands until late 80's/early 90's. Add hard core industrial music throbbing in the background, some Zimas, and a Jarhead lashed to a Conan the Barbarian cross and I was there, man.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2017 04:58 PM (NT3RT)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at May 25, 2017 04:58 PM (I6RKl)
She may not be as crazy as she seems. I think she has her kinks and she uses the SJW spin to make it her own. Not real innovative, but if that's what she likes, then who am I to judge.
Posted by: IP at May 25, 2017 04:58 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2017 04:58 PM (Sfs6o)
mushroom clouds. The Art Foundation that gave a grant to the 'artist' to 'create' it gets city money.
well of course they do....
Posted by: Some damn moron at May 25, 2017 04:58 PM (E8apb)
Posted by: gracepc at May 25, 2017 04:59 PM (OU4q6)
One helluva return on your higher education investment.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 25, 2017 04:59 PM (qJhUV)
just put her on if=gniore, . most of us women do.
Posted by: willow at May 25, 2017 04:59 PM (iS1Cb)
Europe is balls deep in the later.
Your choice America... while it lasts (and assuming your a Pollyanna optimist).
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 25, 2017 04:59 PM (rUIbB)
I'm going to make dinner and do laundry and try to forget I ever heard of her.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 04:59 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at May 25, 2017 04:59 PM (I6RKl)
Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at May 25, 2017 04:59 PM (hCdMd)
Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2017 04:58 PM (Sfs6o)
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If "A Man Called Horse" is to be believed, this performance art would have been a dry run for a tribal initiation ritual.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2017 05:00 PM (NT3RT)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 05:00 PM (eApHj)
I like that we have an alpha male as president. After 8 years of watching Mr. Sissy Pants bow and scrape to every tinpot dictator on the planet, it's nice to have a president with some actual balls on him.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 25, 2017 05:00 PM (riF5p)
now we shine a spot light on them.
this isn't productive to any of us.
Posted by: willow at May 25, 2017 05:00 PM (iS1Cb)
Great - now we'll be paying for chupacabra detectors on 270.
Posted by: DaveA at May 25, 2017 05:01 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2017 05:01 PM (kTF2Z)
Johnny Ola told me about that place.
Posted by: Fredo Corleone at May 25, 2017 05:01 PM (OD2ni)
You realize this nonsense didn't exist back in the pioneer days when people had to fight Indians to survive and work to provide food for themselves, don't you?
Posted by: Weasel
You should have seen what went on in the back room!
Posted by: Kitty Russell at May 25, 2017 05:03 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 05:03 PM (ANIFC)
If a man called horse was to be believed, they would've hung you by the tits.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 05:03 PM (4BGeF)
That show was my "Ancient Aliens", it was so bugnuts I had to watch.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2017 05:03 PM (NT3RT)
Johnny Ola told me about that place.
Posted by: Fredo Corleone at May 25, 2017 05:01 PM (OD2ni)
I hope its not on the south west side, or I won't go! where is this place again?? /sarc
Posted by: Colin at May 25, 2017 05:03 PM (FvoQs)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 05:04 PM (0mRoj)
she jammed too many cocktail weenies where they didn't belong.
Did he say how many was 'too many'?
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When you have to figure out how it's affecting your insurance deductible, that's too many.
Posted by: Dang at May 25, 2017 05:04 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 05:04 PM (4BGeF)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2017 05:04 PM (Ot7+c)
Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart, I gave you this! Such a waste. Contemplate this on the tree of woe. Crucify him!
Posted by: Fritz at May 25, 2017 05:05 PM (TNQMS)
I'm going to make dinner and do laundry and try to forget I ever heard of her.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 04:59 PM (sBOL1)
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It's all performance. The pics are quite tame. You don't see so much as a red mark on her skin. Just a fluffy bit of flim-flamery.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 25, 2017 05:05 PM (R+30W)
Johnny Ola told me about that place.
Posted by: Fredo Corleone at May 25, 2017 05:01 PM (OD2ni)
Me too.
Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at May 25, 2017 05:05 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: rd at May 25, 2017 04:42 PM (XSEwK)
If you want to "fix" yourself, remember to use a sharp knife. And a stainless steel mirror. Easier to clean the blood off of.
Posted by: Fox2! at May 25, 2017 05:05 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 25, 2017 05:05 PM (VdICR)
Patient: Hey doc, how's it going? Who's that in the picture?
Doc Sulky: That's my daughter. She's a performance artist! We're so proud! Wait, where are you going?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2017 05:05 PM (kTF2Z)
WE WELCOME:
ALL Races
ALL Religions
ALL Countries of Origin
ALL Sexual Orientations
ALL Genders
WE stand with YOU.
You are SAFE here.
Because people in the US are beaten with clubs in the street for all of the above? Assholes.
Gees. And the art was crap.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 25, 2017 05:06 PM (E8apb)
BS. You can create real art from pencil and paper, which can be found for free at any public library.
Posted by: not the mama at May 25, 2017 05:06 PM (EpAnP)
Posted by: Tass at May 25, 2017 05:06 PM (0Q1T/)
Posted by: sunny-dee at May 25, 2017 05:06 PM (QAOZh)
she's a Serta-fied Suffragess
I say send Gloria, Crazy-eyed Babs, Cher, Cecile, et al over to the M.E. Let them star their own femi-movement.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 25, 2017 05:07 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Sponge at May 25, 2017 05:07 PM (xttKs)
What?
LOL.
What a freak.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 25, 2017 05:08 PM (8iiMU)
the pioneer days when people had to fight Indians to survive and work to
provide food for themselves, don't you?
Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2017 04:58 PM (Sfs6o)
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If "A Man Called Horse" is to be believed, this performance art would have been a dry run for a tribal initiation ritual.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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They had cocktail weenies in pioneer days? Wait... I'm getting the stories mixed up.
They really did hang young braves like that in ye olde west. And they would hang bison skulls from their ankles for added weight. If they passed out from the pain, they would chop off a finger or two to mark them as less manly. Time Life Old West books.
Posted by: Dang at May 25, 2017 05:08 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 05:08 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 05:08 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 05:04 PM (0mRoj)
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No shit, right? I was supposed to have a call with a would be peer. HR told me Friday at 11:30. They told him today. I was in the grocery store when he called. Now rescheduled for Tuesday. Fuck!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2017 05:08 PM (kTF2Z)
I'd like to have the five highest-paid administrators at that institution shackled to concrete blocks before her parents, bare-assed, being sodomized with the entire Home Depot power-tool inventory.
That would be art.
Posted by: JEM at May 25, 2017 05:09 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Dang at May 25, 2017 05:08 PM (8b+oT)
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Jeebus, can't they just have their young men jump from the roof into the pool on a broom?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2017 05:10 PM (NT3RT)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at May 25, 2017 05:10 PM (FqgrG)
I wonder if my local community college offers certification courses in
being a stupid, toxic, attention-whoring, worthless twat.
Probably. And A LOT cheaper than Columbia.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 25, 2017 05:10 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 25, 2017 05:10 PM (bkUtD)
I'd like to have the five highest-paid administrators at that institution shackled to concrete blocks before her parents, bare-assed, being sodomized with the entire Home Depot power-tool inventory.
That would be art.
Posted by: JEM at May 25, 2017 05:09 PM (TppKb)
Soon, son of infidel pig scum, soon
Posted by: ISIS at May 25, 2017 05:10 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: 19th Amendment at May 25, 2017 05:10 PM (0mRoj)
It's okay, not your fault, and just a few more days. I hope and pray you get it.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 05:11 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 25, 2017 05:12 PM (8iiMU)
WE WELCOME:
ALL Races
ALL Religions
ALL Countries of Origin
ALL Sexual Orientations
ALL Genders
WE stand with YOU.
You are SAFE here.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 25, 2017 05:06 PM (E8apb)
Unless you culturally appropriate recipes for your restaurant. Then we will hunt you down and drive you out.
Posted by: Not a Pilgrim at May 25, 2017 05:12 PM (wNxxH)
THAT would be art ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 25, 2017 05:12 PM (eGs1A)
Jeebus, can't they just have their young men jump from the roof into the pool on a broom?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2017 05:10 PM (NT3RT)
Liked that pic for those who saw it. I was hoping the water was only a foot deep. Probably a YouTube video showing it, if I could find it.
Posted by: Colin at May 25, 2017 05:12 PM (FvoQs)
Posted by: Time Life commercial at May 25, 2017 05:13 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 05:08 PM (ANIFC)
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She won't have time. She'll be tied up.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 05:13 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 25, 2017 05:13 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2017 04:58 PM (Sfs6o)
++++
I think about this a lot. All of these people with their various silly grandstanding antics would vanish into thin air if the shit ever hit the fan - as it has been said time and time again.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 25, 2017 05:13 PM (+eKyB)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2017 05:14 PM (rmVvL)
WE WELCOME:
ALL Races
ALL Religions
ALL Countries of Origin
ALL Sexual Orientations
ALL Genders
WE stand with YOU.
You are SAFE here.
Because people in the US are beaten with clubs in the street for all of the above? Assholes.
Gees. And the art was crap.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
I wonder what would happen if you rolled up with a bus full of janjaweed militia and told the militia, "There's your new home."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2017 05:14 PM (udajc)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2017 05:14 PM (Hv0jf)
Posted by: the dude at May 25, 2017 05:14 PM (SyKbw)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 05:14 PM (493sH)
/
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 05:15 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 05:15 PM (eApHj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2017 05:16 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2017 05:08 PM (kTF2Z)
*facepalm*
Real professional and effective communicators those HR people.
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 25, 2017 05:16 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 25, 2017 05:17 PM (K1Wp+)
That would be art.
Posted by: JEM at May 25, 2017 05:09 PM (TppKb)
Soon, son of infidel pig scum, soon
Posted by: ISIS
While there is a sense of theatre in your work, the fact is that chucking butt-fucking heathens off of roofs is a little exclusionary.
When you can demonstrate that you're chucking all kinds of heathens off roofs, and not just sodomites, we might wish to partner with you.
Posted by: JEM at May 25, 2017 05:17 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 25, 2017 05:17 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 25, 2017 05:17 PM (e9G8E)
@Breaking911 26m
For the 1st time ever, astronomers might have witnessed a star actually become a black hole right before our eyes
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2017 05:18 PM (udajc)
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 25, 2017 05:18 PM (fD1ST)
I think about this a lot. All of these people with their various silly grandstanding antics would vanish into thin air if the shit ever hit the fan - as it has been said time and time again.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 25, 2017 05:13 PM (+eKyB)
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Yep. I play a little game when I see idiots like this - and categorize them by how fast they would likely perish in the face of the slightest hardship.
Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2017 05:18 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2017 05:18 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 25, 2017 05:19 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2017 05:19 PM (TnxsG)
In fact, Sen. Gillabrand introduced a bill for her. No--not Bill Clinton. A law. The Campus Accountability and Safety Act.
This is just part of the act: Fifty Shades of Hoax.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 25, 2017 05:19 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 25, 2017 05:19 PM (/DuNp)
Posted by: the dude at May 25, 2017 05:19 PM (SyKbw)
Told y'all to quit staring at Hope Solo's rollo.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 05:19 PM (4BGeF)
He once shot a man just for snoring too loud!
Posted by: Time Life commercial
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With the look and feel of hand-tooled leather!
Posted by: Dang at May 25, 2017 05:19 PM (8b+oT)
@Breaking911 26m
For the 1st time ever, astronomers might have witnessed a star actually become a black hole right before our eyes
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2017 05:18 PM (udajc)
Possibly for the first time ever, the "m" is for million years ago.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 25, 2017 05:20 PM (fD1ST)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 25, 2017 05:20 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2017 04:58 PM (Sfs6o)
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This kind of stuff has been around forever. Famous example:
https://infogalactic.com/info/Marques_de_Sade
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 25, 2017 05:20 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2017 05:20 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 25, 2017 05:13 PM (Jcg9Q)
Columbia University, and what is the cost of a degree there again?
Posted by: Colin at May 25, 2017 05:21 PM (FvoQs)
Told y'all to quit staring at Hope Solo's rollo.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 05:19 PM (4BGeF)
[ ] Stare
[X] Fist of an angry god
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 25, 2017 05:21 PM (fD1ST)
In fact, Sen. Gillabrand introduced a bill for her. No--not Bill Clinton. A law. The Campus Accountability and Safety Act.
This is just part of the act: Fifty Shades of Hoax.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 25, 2017 05:19 PM (Ndje9)
Is that the bill Little Marco jumped on? Because all males on college campus should be considered rapists.
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2017 05:21 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2017 05:22 PM (TnxsG)
This hidden video actually captures her encore performance after the initial presentation.
youtube.com/watch?v=SUwPHTI47Lg
Posted by: Fritz at May 25, 2017 05:22 PM (TNQMS)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2017 05:22 PM (cPsPa)
BS. You can create real art from pencil and paper, which can be found for free at any public library.
Posted by: not the mama at May 25, 2017 05:06 PM (EpAnP)
The people at the cabinet section of Lowes were happy to give my kids printer paper to scribble on while we discussed our kitchen.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 25, 2017 05:23 PM (fD1ST)
Haven't been in school in many years. Are they giving degrees and certifications for that now? In the old days you would just practice with that freaky chick next street over. (So I've heard.)
Posted by: Ripley at May 25, 2017 05:23 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 25, 2017 05:24 PM (hJrjt)
He once shot a man just for snoring too loud!
Posted by: Time Life commercial
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With the look and feel of hand-tooled leather!
Posted by: Dang
But wait! There's more!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 05:24 PM (4BGeF)
Posted by: IC at May 25, 2017 05:24 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 25, 2017 05:17 PM (K1Wp+)
Putin tried to execute a coup there recently, to gain another warm-water port besides the one Obama gave him in Syria.
I'm glad they're in NATO--even though we're all Kremlin stooges now, Mama.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 25, 2017 05:25 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at May 25, 2017 05:25 PM (fD1ST)
Is anyone who is into bondage and masochism and also a leftist hypocrite actually buying this stuff or just being artsy and high culture and passing up exchanging money for it
if you need to explain what your art work is about you failed..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 05:26 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
probably just a guy who has seen Airplane. I know I would have been pulling out the old brass knuckles.
Posted by: Flying Allende Brothers at May 25, 2017 05:26 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2017 05:26 PM (zqYEz)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at May 25, 2017 05:27 PM (Fa2ji)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 25, 2017 05:27 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at May 25, 2017 05:27 PM (I6RKl)
Posted by: Ben Had at May
hard to argue with your logic.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2017 05:28 PM (cPsPa)
Their thinking is just so screwed up it makes me physically angry.
Posted by: sunny-dee at May 25, 2017 05:28 PM (QAOZh)
Call me Dotty and you die.
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at May 25, 2017 04:59 PM (I6RKl)
If you ask me, they're all a little Dotty.
Groucho eyebrow raise.
Posted by: Fox2! at May 25, 2017 05:28 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: Not a Pilgrim at May 25, 2017 05:12 PM (wNxxH)
I wonder what would happen if you rolled up with a bus full of janjaweed militia and told the militia, "There's your new home."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2017 05:14 PM (udajc)
LOL. Exactly. Its just America sucks all the time.
Oh and they turned their city into a Liberal shit-hole. Homeless in tents on the sidewalk and in the parks, drunk and on drugs. But what burned my ass was the ones sporting 'help me' sign' were asking for weed and beer. no kidding. Another was selling 'tokes'.
One young guy sitting on a blanket asked me for few bucks so he could get a guitar. I said "no, I'm saving for a ukulele."
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 25, 2017 05:28 PM (E8apb)
Posted by: washrivergal at May 25, 2017 05:29 PM (+eKyB)
Posted by: Flying Allende Brothers at May 25, 2017 05:29 PM (nFwvY)
Can't wait for what I'm sure you're pounding out right now
Andy McCarthy .....fuck.....
I was alarmed at Maxine Water boasting about this to Roland Martin in 2013
Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at May 25, 2017 05:29 PM (hCdMd)
Loosers. Every last one of them.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 25, 2017 05:31 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 25, 2017 05:31 PM (E8apb)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2017 05:31 PM (eApHj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2017 05:32 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2017 04:38 PM (Ot7+c)
She never intends to have a real job. Even barista. I would bet even diversity coordinator or some such non real job would be too much work for her. At best, she's on the urban performance art hustle waiting for some douche with a job to give her a ring and pay for her upkeep.
Posted by: Keith at May 25, 2017 05:33 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2017 05:21 PM (z/Ubi)
Sadly, yes. Rubio should know better; Cuba does it kangaroo-style.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 25, 2017 05:34 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 05:37 PM (qES5k)
For the 1st time ever, astronomers might have witnessed a star actually become a black hole right before our eyes
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2017 05:18 PM (udajc)
Rachel Dolezal: Oh yeah sure let the star go black but me? Nooooooo
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 05:37 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2017 05:32 PM (kTF2Z)
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My guess is this won't affect it at all. You know, because I'm a mom and I know everything. Seriously, though I wouldn't think it should affect that.
I'll keep praying - sounds like a perfect fit for you!
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 05:38 PM (sBOL1)
And yet, mention the word "gold digger" and watch women lose their ever loving minds.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 05:39 PM (4BGeF)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 25, 2017 05:39 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 05:37 PM (493sH)
Black hole. Not "ho."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 25, 2017 05:40 PM (tbOMB)
Nobody should condemn you for typos-least or all me. However, when you wear a bra, panties and high heels and have someone to whip you in public and call that "art" I may call you a loser. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 05:42 PM (qES5k)
She was marginally cute in the early Mattress Girl days (although you'd have be a fucking idiot to do anything with her, or even be alone in a room with her) but she is hitting the wall hard.
"Technically, you cannot consent to battery. "
Sure you can. Someone mentioned rugby, but boxing is a more clearcut example.
Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at May 25, 2017 05:42 PM (K+9+W)
South Dallasites probably reuse their coffee grounds twice and I don't see a lot of business unless they take food stamps and blow jobs.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2017 05:42 PM (zqYEz)
And how is that audience any different that a bunch of drunken sailors crowded around a lady and a donkey in Tijuana?
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 25, 2017 05:42 PM (QtQaN)
Pictures need a PornHub or Brazzers logo.
Posted by: YIKES! at May 25, 2017 05:45 PM (t6XCL)
Loosers. Every last one of them.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 25, 2017 05:31 PM (tbOMB)
Loosers or tighters?
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 25, 2017 05:48 PM (0mRoj)
Correction: This story originally gendered a concerned viewer at Emma Sulkowicz's 'The Ship Is Sinking' performance as "she." They use pronouns "they/them." We regret the error.
I am now more interested in Maoism.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 25, 2017 05:49 PM (QtQaN)
South Dallasites probably reuse their coffee grounds twice and I don't see a lot of business unless they take food stamps and blow jobs.
Posted by: Ben Had
Srsly? Store won't last it's first 6 month lease.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 05:49 PM (4BGeF)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 25, 2017 05:52 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 05:52 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at May 25, 2017 05:52 PM (K+9+W)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 05:53 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 25, 2017 05:54 PM (QQ+il)
South Dallasites probably reuse their coffee grounds twice and I don't see a lot of business unless they take food stamps and blow jobs.
Posted by: Ben Had
Srsly? Store won't last it's first 6 month lease.
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They'll still sell
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 25, 2017 05:54 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: sunny-dee at May 25, 2017 05:54 PM (QAOZh)
And people here would want to have sex with her?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 05:55 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 25, 2017 05:56 PM (QQ+il)
What is s shade tree pharmacist?
Like a shade tree mechanic. Not a professional.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 05:56 PM (4BGeF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 05:58 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: GenX at May 25, 2017 05:58 PM (UgF8H)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 05:55 PM (qES5k)
I've woken up to worse
Posted by: the dude at May 25, 2017 05:59 PM (SyKbw)
What is s shade tree pharmacist?
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Someone who sells pharmaceuticals without all the rigamarole of professional licenses, prescriptions, purity standards, a fixed address, and uses a professional name like Chicago Sally or April Two Tits.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 25, 2017 05:59 PM (Nwg0u)
You mean worse looking or you woke up to women who enjoyed being beaten while wearing a bra and panties?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 06:00 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 25, 2017 06:00 PM (QQ+il)
So it's a name for a drug dealer?. We don't have any trees in NJ. It all looks like a view from Newark Airport. That's why I was confused. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 06:02 PM (qES5k)
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I was a sex assault prosecutor for many years and I have seen things that would gag a maggot. I have zero, zip, nada interest in the forbidden fruit of whores and kink.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 25, 2017 06:08 PM (Nwg0u)
It is just a display of power. She has so much power she can force us to ignore reality. Ignore that she is obviously a terrible, no-talent narcissist.
Valclav Havel described people having signs in their window saying "Workers of the World Unite!" Did they believe the slogan? No. It was a lie. But being forced to put lies in your window was a sign of submission. They confirm the system, fulfill the system, make the system, they are the system. That is what is happening here.
Posted by: GenX at May 25, 2017 06:08 PM (UgF8H)
Posted by: Pendejo at May 25, 2017 06:14 PM (6MUFb)
Posted by: Joe Mack at May 25, 2017 08:03 PM (SEFXb)
Anyone can see
Nothing really mattress
Nothing really mattress...
To meeeeeee...
Posted by: Corona at May 25, 2017 08:32 PM (Vequ/)
institution with all of its financial power, and this program that wants
to be political but can't be really because it's being tied up by this
institution," Sulkowicz explained.</i>
This is truly <i>avant garde</i> -- she's a <b>TALKING MIME!</b>
Posted by: Herp McDerp at May 26, 2017 04:08 AM (7QRNd)
Posted by: KentAllard at May 26, 2017 04:28 AM (TQw9b)
Posted by: JR at May 26, 2017 09:20 AM (Oprtt)
Posted by: bilbao at May 26, 2017 10:24 AM (yqUzA)
(The "corrected" sentence also shows why the "singular 'they'" shouldn't be used, at least if you actually want to communicate. "Master Avery, noticing this, leaned over to say something to the concerned viewer, and they walked away." You can't tell from that sentence whether one person or two walked away.)
Posted by: James Jones at May 26, 2017 11:13 AM (ji++9)
Each May brings with it a new generation of graduates and, with it, increased competition for the public's attention. The stunts have to keep getting more and more outrageous.
This reminds me of an old story about a bored prince and an exotic dancer brought to entertain him; when the dancer had finished shedding all her garments, the prince kept asking for more. Looks like we have reached that stage.
Posted by: MB at May 26, 2017 05:34 PM (Nu66L)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at May 26, 2017 10:28 PM (xUc0d)
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