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Chelsea Clinton: We Have to Look at the Cosmic "Interconnectedness" of Forced Child Marriage and... Global Warming
Nature abhors a vacuous nepot. The leftist media, on the other hand, can't get enough of it.
Chelsea Clinton continues batting 1.000 in peddling glibly sophomoric pablum that would choke Depak Chopra like an oversized penis engorged with PC Pieties. Apparently Chelsea Clinton -- Scholar, Sage, Idiot -- has failed to notice that the countries accused most frequently of causing climate change have been the ones to elevate the age of consent, liberate women so that they're not chattel to be bargained off for a number of goats, and make family-arranged rape socially unacceptable. But she's now the draw for her parents' continuing efforts at worldwide graft as charity, so we continue to see her pronouncements eagerly repeated by the media. This is the woman whose pronouncements are so vapid -- silly-string and bubble-gum for the brain -- that even a liberal writer at the very liberal Variety called her out. Also worth reading: Kyle Smith's take-down of this empty vessel that can be filled with her parents' dreams of easy cash.She's not just a little girl anymore, you know, not just someone's daughter or campaign prop. Chelsea Clinton is a person, no, a citizen, no, a global citizen, and she is done being quiet. Hear, world, as Chelsea speaks out. She is speaking out about social media: "I've recognized, as a lot of people have, that Twitter is a vehicle for me to share my thoughts." She’s speaking out on movies: "Of course I’m going to see Furious 8. I've already seen Logan. I love that Logan is being succeeded by a little girl." She's speaking out on the Clinton Foundation: "At its most distilled level, we try to make a positive, impactful, empowering difference in whatever ways we can." She's speaking out on speaking out: "This is not the time to be silent or stay on the sidelines." With the exception of a few resentful Twitter pokes at the man responsible for rendering her mom an isolated forest monster -- Chappaquatch-- instead of the most powerful woman in the history of the planet, everything Chelsea says is pretty much like this. The positions she articulates on progress (pro), climate change (anti), and gauzy, inspirational, make-the-world-a-better-place-for-girls-and-women goodness (super-duper pro) are verbal fentanyl. Everything she says is a platitude wrapped in a cliche washed down with a bromide. She's the dusty end of the greeting-card section, the lite FM of famous-person chatter, a human press release. In short, Chelsea Clinton is becoming the champion dullard of our time. This didn’t happen by chance: We’re talking about the ever-calculating Clintonworld here. The dullness is a strategy, a demented post-last-ditch effort by the Clinton gals to finally power Hillary into the Oval Office. But I'll come back to that.Better put some ice on that.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: RioBravo at May 24, 2017 05:35 PM (OmhcY)
Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2017 05:36 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2017 05:36 PM (rmVvL)
Awesome
Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2017 05:37 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2017 05:37 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: RioBravo at May 24, 2017 05:37 PM (OmhcY)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at May 24, 2017 05:38 PM (uBKPR)
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 24, 2017 05:38 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at May 24, 2017 05:39 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: Lester at May 24, 2017 05:39 PM (LfJIn)
She and Katy "Gay" Perry should go out on a speaking tour --
"Troof to Roofs (From Which Gayz are Thrown)"
Testify, Chel-Z!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 24, 2017 05:40 PM (SlrUP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 24, 2017 05:40 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 24, 2017 05:40 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Colin at May 24, 2017 05:40 PM (UhuW/)
Posted by: ace at May 24, 2017 05:41 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 24, 2017 05:40 PM (gwPgz)
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Plus a great spinach pancake concept as a bonus!
Posted by: RioBravo at May 24, 2017 05:41 PM (OmhcY)
Clinton gals to finally power Hillary into the Oval Office. But I'll
come back to that.
Hillary makes Norma Desmond look like a wallflower with her deluded sense of importance. I don't know what to say about Chelsea. Renfield?
Posted by: pep at May 24, 2017 05:42 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: kathysaysso at May 24, 2017 05:42 PM (43OZ6)
Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2017 05:42 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2017 05:42 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 24, 2017 05:42 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 24, 2017 05:42 PM (4e+hS)
"You know, for the amount of shit we give them, the Bush girls have done a hell of a lot more than Chelsea has on the issues we give a crap about."
The long-time DU poster went on to list the volunteer work, classroom experience, tangible work that the Bush girls had done vis-a-vis Chelsea's amorphous platitudinal efforts.
Hilarity ensued.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at May 24, 2017 05:42 PM (uBKPR)
Posted by: ace at May 24, 2017 05:42 PM (8rNrN)
In many ways, isn't this also the story of Barack Obama?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 24, 2017 05:42 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 24, 2017 05:42 PM (wEAnZ)
Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2017 05:43 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 24, 2017 05:43 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: ace at May 24, 2017 05:43 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2017 05:43 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Colin at May 24, 2017 05:44 PM (UhuW/)
glibly sophomoric pablum that would choke Depak Chopra like an oversized
penis engorged with PC Pieties."
Pure poetry. Who needs Rupert Frost or Yates?
Posted by: Ripley at May 24, 2017 05:44 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: BumperStickerist
I'll bet.
Nobody messes with the Narrative at the Democratic Underground.
Nobody.
Did they actually kill the commenter who said that, or just ban them?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 24, 2017 05:44 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2017 05:44 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: pep at May 24, 2017 05:44 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2017 05:45 PM (eApHj)
Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2017 05:45 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2017 05:45 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2017 05:46 PM (0deF2)
What did she say about Bill, then?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 24, 2017 05:46 PM (RFeQD)
That poo was a more useful contribution to that coffee house than Chelsea's leavings are useful to, well, anything.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 24, 2017 05:46 PM (99Vfy)
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 24, 2017 05:46 PM (wwL6Q)
Her point was "You know, if you took the names off the CVs, we'd hire this person as having walked-the-walk."
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Posted by: BumperStickerist at May 24, 2017 05:46 PM (uBKPR)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 24, 2017 05:47 PM (SlrUP)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2017 05:47 PM (bDjRV)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 24, 2017 05:47 PM (Z4z/q)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 24, 2017 05:47 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo
Probably had more structure and consistency as well.
Posted by: pep at May 24, 2017 05:47 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Hugh Jackman at May 24, 2017 05:47 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2017 05:47 PM (eApHj)
Posted by: ThunderB
Who can be doing this?
What kind of dastardly false-flag operation would dream up this kind of horrendous mis-adventure?
----Things you might hear at CNN, if you wanted the self abuse and bothered to turn it on.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 24, 2017 05:48 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2017 05:45 PM (eApHj)
Probably just youthful exuberance.
My assessment is that in the long run, nothing will come of this!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 24, 2017 05:48 PM (gwPgz)
Isn't a nepot the thing that uses salt water to clean snot out of your nose?
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy
No, that's the Snot-be-gone.
Posted by: pep at May 24, 2017 05:48 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 24, 2017 05:48 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2017 05:48 PM (SjImc)
I'm dyin' over here. Srsly, I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 24, 2017 05:48 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2017 05:48 PM (eApHj)
Posted by: ace at May 24, 2017 05:41 PM (8rNrN)
It's a moon face, with lips that look like they should have a Mepps #3 spinner lodged in them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2017 05:48 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 24, 2017 05:49 PM (6Ll1u)
I hope your brother gave the Ewok the hobo's GPS coordinates.
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 24, 2017 05:49 PM (3C9q2)
Considering the Progressive mind-set, it's probably somehow both at the same time...
Posted by: SOC JUS at May 24, 2017 05:49 PM (rUIbB)
Posted by: Starbucks Phantom Shitter at May 24, 2017 05:49 PM (89T5c)
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Posted by: BumperStickerist
Ah, so they refrained from murder. So refreshing, a masquerade of temporary humanity.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 24, 2017 05:49 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2017 05:49 PM (bDjRV)
I'd say that deserves a visit from the Secret Service
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2017 05:50 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 24, 2017 05:50 PM (kTF2Z)
A 21st century version of the vacant, stylized aristocrat.
Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2017 05:50 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2017 05:50 PM (eApHj)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 24, 2017 05:50 PM (hJrjt)
........
Like gas station nachos.
Posted by: wth at May 24, 2017 05:51 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
There are enough fucking idiots in this country to accomplish just about anything really obtuse and stupid.
Now witness the fire power of this fully operational Idiocracy!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 24, 2017 05:51 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Anthony Fremont at May 24, 2017 05:51 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2017 05:51 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2017 05:51 PM (eApHj)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 24, 2017 05:52 PM (Z4z/q)
Posted by: Peaches at May 24, 2017 05:52 PM (EgOr3)
Because she's credentialed AF, but pretty stupid.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2017 05:52 PM (bDjRV)
Heh Heh.... Distilled
*Hic*
Posted by: Bruce at May 24, 2017 05:52 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Mr. Chelsea Clinton at May 24, 2017 05:53 PM (qJhUV)
The Clintons are really just a school of remoras.
Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2017 05:53 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2017 05:53 PM (eApHj)
I've recognized, as many people have, that the concept of gender is a patriarchal construct.
Posted by: Chelsea Hubbell Mezvinsky at May 24, 2017 05:53 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2017 05:53 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: ace at May 24, 2017 05:43 PM (8rNrN)
............
Speaking of wattles...
Did you see the pic of Momz over at RCP with her wattle stuffed into her collar?
Posted by: wth at May 24, 2017 05:53 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 24, 2017 05:53 PM (4e+hS)
Has anybody ever investigated Big Candle's collusion with ISIS and Al Qaeda? Because they sure do make a lot of scratch with all these silly candlelight vigils.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 24, 2017 05:54 PM (HZi12)
Posted by: Acquitted Penis at May 24, 2017 05:54 PM (c6/9Q)
"I've recognized, as a lot of people have, that Twitter is a vehicle for me to share my thoughts."
I wonder if she has recognized, as many people have, that Facebook is a vehicle for sharing your idiot blathering AND photos as well?
Posted by: Ripley at May 24, 2017 05:54 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 24, 2017 05:54 PM (aHjj6)
Posted by: washrivergal at May 24, 2017 05:54 PM (+eKyB)
Posted by: ace at May 24, 2017 05:43 PM (8rNrN)
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Like a bulldog that has just eaten mayonnaise....
Posted by: GOULD at May 24, 2017 05:54 PM (Hj4t4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
No, but she has some really nice leather boots. Always fashionable.
Semper Modum
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 24, 2017 05:54 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2017 05:55 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2017 05:55 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 24, 2017 05:55 PM (4e+hS)
What do I win!!!
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 24, 2017 05:48 PM (qJhUV)
..........
Best in class at the county fair?
Posted by: wth at May 24, 2017 05:55 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Big Teddy Bear at May 24, 2017 05:55 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 24, 2017 05:55 PM (aHjj6)
Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at May 24, 2017 05:56 PM (PvCxa)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 05:56 PM (SRKgf)
I think listening to Chelsea would make my head explode.
Posted by: Cheri at May 24, 2017 05:56 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 24, 2017 05:56 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: LTC O at May 24, 2017 05:56 PM (GtFPl)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 05:56 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 24, 2017 05:57 PM (6Ll1u)
Yeah, Teddy Bears is another one.
Nothing says Jihadi Aftermath like candles, flowers, Hallmark cards, and teddy bears piled in the street.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 24, 2017 05:57 PM (HZi12)
Posted by: Peaches
We need to revel in the banal idiocy of it all. There is a nearly bottomless pit of this stuff, and Chelsea is still fairly young.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 24, 2017 05:57 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 24, 2017 05:57 PM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2017 05:57 PM (bDjRV)
..........
yeah, the Internets would fall apart without it.
Posted by: wth at May 24, 2017 05:57 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 24, 2017 05:57 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: USNtakim at May 24, 2017 05:57 PM (zZWkn)
Posted by: Pussy Galore at May 24, 2017 05:57 PM (DZp0Z)
Posted by: Furious George at May 24, 2017 05:57 PM (j+dfT)
I'm sure they'll rustle up one of the house negroes for the next election though.
They can afford to play silly time right now I guess.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 24, 2017 05:57 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2017 05:58 PM (evJdV)
Another shithead we ought to deport.
Somewhere in Bombay a rickshaw is missing its locomotion.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 05:58 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 05:58 PM (O2RFr)
As we mourn Manchester, remember for a moment Trump grabbed women by the pussys.
Posted by: David Frum at May 24, 2017 05:58 PM (HZi12)
Is there anybody meeting this criteria not on the range from daft to evil?
Perhaps even as evil as paired left/right quote marks per Pixy.
Posted by: DaveA at May 24, 2017 05:58 PM (FhXTo)
My DNA is already on file.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 24, 2017 05:58 PM (aHjj6)
Posted by: Laureate University at May 24, 2017 05:59 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2017 05:59 PM (zSVEm)
Chelsea, An Homage
She takes up the mantel with alacrity
And nary a trace of hypocrisy
I've ne'er before seen
Someone burst on the scene
With such marvelous meteoric mediocrity
Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2017 05:59 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 05:58 PM (SRKgf)
I call him Dipstick Shoprag.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2017 05:59 PM (0deF2)
Somewhere in Bombay a rickshaw is missing its locomotion.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 05:58 PM (SRKgf)
Can we put Fareed Zakaria in his carry on luggage? I wonder if he'd fit?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 24, 2017 05:59 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: ThunderB
I was thinking the same thing. Two families rife with crimes and troubles that the media gladly tried to fairy tale to the world.
Posted by: Cheri at May 24, 2017 05:59 PM (oiNtH)
She figured that out?
I dunno about "thoughts." "Thoughtlets" or "brain farts" would be closer to the mark.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 05:59 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 24, 2017 05:58 PM (aHjj6)
Mine must be on file 6 times since they seem t o keep losing it?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2017 05:59 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2017 05:59 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bosk at May 24, 2017 05:59 PM (n2K+4)
Posted by: Chelsea Hubbell Mezvinsky at May 24, 2017 06:00 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 06:00 PM (cwFUa)
Posted by: ThunderB
I was thinking the same thing. Two families rife with crimes and troubles that the media gladly tried to fairy tale to the world.
Posted by: Cheri at May 24, 2017 05:59 PM (oiNtH)
And both earned the old fashion way: Crime
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2017 06:00 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 24, 2017 05:59 PM (4ErVI)
Put him in a dog crate in the cargo hold, then up, up, and away!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 06:00 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2017 06:00 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: DaveA at May 24, 2017 05:58 PM (FhXTo)
Or possibly as evil as long strings of text!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2017 06:00 PM (evJdV)
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2017 06:01 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2017 06:00 PM (c6/9Q)
Military, in case they ever have to pick up the pieces
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2017 06:01 PM (SjImc)
A dud.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 24, 2017 06:01 PM (e1mEI)
__________________
If that translates to "we screw over poor people so that we can live like kings," then we completely agree.
Posted by: The Haitian people "helped" by the Clinton Foundation at May 24, 2017 06:01 PM (riF5p)
Posted by: imp at May 24, 2017 06:02 PM (XIXZz)
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2017 06:02 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 24, 2017 06:02 PM (dargh)
Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2017 06:02 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2017 05:59 PM (SjImc)
They're creating a race of super-dentists.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2017 06:02 PM (bDjRV)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 24, 2017 06:02 PM (aHjj6)
Isn't a nepot the thing that uses salt water to clean snot out of your nose?
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy
You overlooked the classic "mindthoughts".
Posted by: pep at May 24, 2017 06:03 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 24, 2017 06:03 PM (mQ0Mc)
One thing Lady Dullard clearly inherited from Mom is a total lack of self awareness and shame, however.
Posted by: UGAdawg at May 24, 2017 06:03 PM (HL3BI)
Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2017 06:02 PM (zSVEm)
It's like homeopathic medicines; diluted so many times, there's nothing there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2017 06:03 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 06:04 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 24, 2017 06:04 PM (Ri/rl)
________________
Wait, you mean he doesn't have one yet?
I'll whip out the platinum card and buy him one today!
Posted by: Will Smith at May 24, 2017 06:04 PM (riF5p)
I'm hearing: "I really have no idea what I supposedly do at my highly-paid no-show job. But here's some words I overheard my mom say, or I saw them on our website, or something?"
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 24, 2017 06:04 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2017 06:04 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2017 06:04 PM (bDjRV)
Should have been:
"She figured that out?
I dunno about "thoughts." "Thoughtlets" or "brain farts" would be closer to the mark.Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 05:59 PM (SRKgf)"
You overlooked the classic "mindthoughts".
Posted by: pep at May 24, 2017 06:04 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: David Frum at May 24, 2017 06:04 PM (HZi12)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2017 06:04 PM (SjImc)
Really? I haven't heard anything out of Amy. In the race to the bottom for president's daughters Chelsea is leading by a surgically altered horseface.
Posted by: DanMan at May 24, 2017 06:04 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 24, 2017 06:04 PM (U6f54)
There's an actual error message for that.
Paired quotes cause python to shit the bed. If I knew what it meant I'd be getting paid instead of moroned.
Posted by: DaveA at May 24, 2017 06:04 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 05:58 PM (SRKgf)
I call him Dipstick Shoprag.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2017 05:59 PM (0deF2)
The thing is the son of a bitch used to live a few miles away in a mansion right on Swami's beach. The wages of sin might be death, but apparently the wages of stupidity are pretty good.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 06:05 PM (SRKgf)
______________________
No way, man.
I made much more sense than this loony chick does!
Posted by: Sign Language Guy at May 24, 2017 06:05 PM (riF5p)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 24, 2017 06:05 PM (CNHr1)
and riding uparmored Amphicats will storm the walls of the Chappaquatch
fortress, shooting pancake weapons!!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 24, 2017 06:02 PM (aHjj6)
And we shall call it WIN-on-a day !
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2017 06:05 PM (c6/9Q)
Second Verse, Same as the First
A numbnutz with condescending attitude
Bestrewing her path with beatitudes
A hideous loathsome creature
With carnival sideshow features
Why, she's a veritable duck-billed platitude!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2017 06:05 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: pep at May 24, 2017 06:04 PM (LAe3v)
The very best kind of thoughts - mindthoughts. Much better than assthoughts.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 06:06 PM (SRKgf)
I think she got that from me. I was trying to explain "proof" to her.
Posted by: Hillary! at May 24, 2017 06:06 PM (qJhUV)
Have never watched the show - some sort of cartoonish fantasy crap for adults, I gather? - but there you go.
It's nice that such limited people can become wealthy creating and performing their silly crap. But that such cretins can vote or be socially permitted to exhibit their vacuous nature is a catastrophe.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 24, 2017 06:06 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2017 06:06 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2017 06:04 PM (SjImc)
They pay for access. Probably not so much now, that Hillaroid's hands are falling short of the levers of power.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2017 06:06 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2017 06:06 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: MAGA at May 24, 2017 06:06 PM (LQ1Q3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2017 06:04 PM (SjImc)
I think she shakes people down by threatening to talk unless they pony up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 06:06 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 06:07 PM (cwFUa)
Google, however, insists that it's just Romanian for nephew, and that nepotism comes from an archaic Italian version of nipote (also nephew).
I feel used. As if ace just told my language curiosity anything it wanted to hear so that he could have the sex with it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 24, 2017 06:07 PM (gIRsn)
*******
(translating Chelsea)
Up twinkles both hands, left hand "OK" sign, right index finger in the hole, "Thanks for cleaning my toilet bowl", hand binoculars, fingers in ears, tea-sipper little finger extended, thumb and pinkie finger extended hold up to ear mouth "call me", Australian crawl, pinch nose with thumb and index finger, snap fingers three times, bunny ears hop right to left, change hands hop left to right, finger gun thumb hammer "bang, bang, bang", Itsy bitsy spider up the waterspout, Three Stooges eye poke.
Posted by: Mandela funeral sign language guy at May 24, 2017 06:07 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2017 06:07 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 24, 2017 06:07 PM (aHjj6)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 24, 2017 06:07 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 06:08 PM (cwFUa)
At least there's Victory Gin.
Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2017 06:08 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Weasel at May 24, 2017 06:08 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: USNtakim at May 24, 2017 06:08 PM (zZWkn)
It means she wants to appear profound, but is too stupid to generate anything other than word salad.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 06:08 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2017 06:08 PM (+lVUW)
She vocalizes what the sign language guy did at Mandela's funeral.
*******
(translating Chelsea)
Up twinkles both hands, left hand "OK" sign, right index finger in
the hole, "Thanks for cleaning my toilet bowl", hand binoculars, fingers
in ears, tea-sipper little finger extended, thumb and pinkie finger
extended hold up to ear mouth "call me", Australian crawl, pinch nose
with thumb and index finger, snap fingers three times, bunny ears hop
right to left, change hands hop left to right, finger gun thumb hammer
"bang, bang, bang", Itsy bitsy spider up the waterspout, Three Stooges
eye poke.
Posted by: Mandela funeral sign language guy at May 24, 2017 06:07 PM (wPiJc)
OMG! I am crying I'm laughing so hard!
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 06:08 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 24, 2017 06:09 PM (6Ll1u)
Science is not consensus. Consensus during the 19th Century was that space was flat and aether existed to carry light waves.
Science is falsifiable and repeatable.
None of the warming cult's models can be started in, say, 1950, and produce results that are anything like current climate.
Posted by: Kristophr at May 24, 2017 06:09 PM (Vkf+s)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2017 06:05 PM (wPiJc)
Brilliant! I move that "duck-billed platitude" become the official Chelsea moniker in the AOS Stylebook.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2017 06:09 PM (0deF2)
How about the vestigial tail ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at May 24, 2017 06:09 PM (KGH7Z)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2017 06:08 PM (+lVUW)
No, they saw what happened with the Bernie supporters who disagreed with the Queen...
Posted by: Don Q. at May 24, 2017 06:10 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 06:10 PM (O2RFr)
You can learn a lot of history from modern movies.
Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2017 06:10 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Dean Wormer at May 24, 2017 06:10 PM (ARzf8)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2017 06:10 PM (KP5rU)
You know who's another fraud?
Penn Gillette.
This guy used to pretend he was a no nonsense libertarian -- but doesn't even do that, anymore.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 24, 2017 06:11 PM (HZi12)
______________________
Look at her resume'
She could be the poster girl for the vapidity of the modern educational system.
Her stupidity comes from having marinated herself for years in some of the finest higher educational institutions in the western world.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 24, 2017 06:11 PM (riF5p)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2017 06:03 PM (0deF2)
I've told the story before, but ...
A fan was defending homeopathy, and insisting to me that water retained the imprint of the drug that had been in it at one time.
"Does it retain the imprint of the turds that had been in it at one time?"
End of discussion.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 06:11 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: goodluckduck at May 24, 2017 06:11 PM (yqvys)
So she's a spambot?
Posted by: Kristophr at May 24, 2017 06:12 PM (Vkf+s)
None of the warming cult's models can be started in, say, 1950, and produce results that are anything like current climate.
Heck, they can't even get the forecast right 2 weeks ahead...
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 06:12 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Don Q. at May 24, 2017 06:10 PM (NgKpN)
Who wants to get Seth Riched?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 06:12 PM (SRKgf)
Everything emanates from our bullshit premises!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2017 06:12 PM (oVJmc)
I feel used. As if ace just told my language curiosity anything it wanted to hear so that he could have the sex with it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 24, 2017 06:07 PM (gIRsn)
Why would you place your trust in Gurgle? Sure, it comes from the Latin term for "nephew", but it can be taken to mean one who prospers by virtue of nepotism, and not by their own efforts. Viz, Chelsea, and the Murdoch sons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2017 06:13 PM (0deF2)
All she needs is for a current NYC-area incumbent to hand a seat over. There's plenty of cash to make it happen.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 24, 2017 06:13 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Hannity a Great American at May 24, 2017 06:13 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 24, 2017 06:13 PM (6Ll1u)
Which hurts, because he was important to me for a lot of years as a guy I disagreed with but I knew respected other people's views.
But civil discourse is dead, as I'm reminded of every day in Philly.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2017 06:14 PM (bDjRV)
Posted by: Mr. TMZ at May 24, 2017 06:14 PM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: Kristophr at May 24, 2017 06:15 PM (Vkf+s)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 24, 2017 06:09 PM (6Ll1u)
What's the point of distilling it six times? Ethanol-water forms an azeotrope (a constant boiling mixture) that is 95% ethanol. You can distill it thereafter until the cows come home, but you'll get the same stuff over and over.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 06:15 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 06:15 PM (O2RFr)
Take out the sociopathic mendacity and greed, you're left with stupid.
Of course in a country so dumbed down, with a civic culture so hollowed out that an Obama or McCain could even run for high office, the Clintons are going to be regarded as "smart".
Posted by: rhomboid at May 24, 2017 06:15 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Mr. TMZ at May 24, 2017 06:14 PM (m/Gc2)
They could have a steel cage match. It'd be like the Ali-Frazier of vacuity.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 06:15 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Mr. TMZ at May 24, 2017 06:14 PM (m/Gc2)
They could have a steel cage match. It'd be like the Ali-Frazier of vacuity.
Two enter neither come out...
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 06:16 PM (O2RFr)
On a more serious note I guess May from GB is gonna read Trump the riot act over National security leaks....
I think that's a load of fake news bullshit.
All day I've been trying to figure out why Fake News has been tying Trump to leaks about Manchester.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 24, 2017 06:16 PM (HZi12)
Bu bu but Science !
/sarc
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at May 24, 2017 06:17 PM (KGH7Z)
I guess I'm not getting it either...
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 06:17 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Mr. TMZ at May 24, 2017 06:14 PM (m/Gc2)
Caroline Kennedy has always come across as a potted plant.
Perhaps a ficus.
Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2017 06:17 PM (zSVEm)
And poor girl (although I think she's 37 now) the woman is flat ugly. No amount of makeup or hair styling can make that face pretty. Now I know there are some ugly people in politics, but most of female politicians I know or knew (Bella Abzug excluded) tried to look like something that wouldn't scare you in a dark alley.
Posted by: Old White Male at May 24, 2017 06:18 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2017 06:18 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: rhomboid
Well, there you go!
Chris Matthews always thought Bill was a brilliant politician. (facepalm)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 24, 2017 06:18 PM (RFeQD)
Think about it:
Theresa May allowed the radical jihadi to travel back and forth to Libya and didn't do anything to stop him.
Theresa May is to blame for this attack just as much as the bomber.
But yeah, Trump and the US are leaking stuff about Manchester....
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 24, 2017 06:18 PM (HZi12)
Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2017 06:20 PM (zSVEm)
But yeah, Trump and the US are leaking stuff about Manchester....
The whole Friggin family was involved... It wasn't hard to find that out.. At least for everyone except the Brits...
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 06:20 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 24, 2017 06:18 PM (HZi12)
Yeah I heard that, but what stuff...It seems to me the Brits are holding news conferences releasing all the stuff?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2017 06:20 PM (SjImc)
http://tinyurl.com/lad4465
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 24, 2017 06:20 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Pussy Galore at May 24, 2017 06:20 PM (DZp0Z)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 24, 2017 06:20 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 24, 2017 06:21 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 06:20 PM (O2RFr)
You forgot the whole Friggin Religion
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2017 06:21 PM (SjImc)
But yeah, Trump and the US are leaking stuff about Manchester....
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 24, 2017 06:18 PM (HZi12)
What 'stuff' has he supposedly leaked? I thought all the news stories were coming from Britain. No?
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2017 06:21 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: It's Me donna
Really? You think so?
Was that something leaked to the Media.....again?
Fake News
Fake Narrative
Disinformation
We control the vertical, we control the horizontal
Buhahahahaha!
You know who was good at disinformation?
Yep, the Russians.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 24, 2017 06:21 PM (RFeQD)
Throw it, see if maybe this time it'll stick.
That's their whole philosophy of reporting these days.
See my nic for details.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at May 24, 2017 06:21 PM (KGH7Z)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 24, 2017 06:21 PM (HZi12)
Considering the Progressive mind-set, it's probably somehow both at the same time...
Posted by: SOC JUS at May 24, 2017 05:49 PM (rUIbB)
Cures AIDS in Central Africa, so I've heard.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 24, 2017 06:21 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2017 06:22 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Weasel at May 24, 2017 06:22 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: JAS at May 24, 2017 06:22 PM (EX4Wr)
Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2017 06:22 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2017 06:22 PM (sdi6R)
Her Place on the Hierarchy - a limerick
Now gather 'round and listen to me folks
She's nothing but a pig within a poke
She's gotten oh so bad
That the latest, greatest fad
Even blondes are telling "Chelsea Clinton" jokes
Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2017 06:22 PM (wPiJc)
But that would be intolerant.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 24, 2017 06:22 PM (qJhUV)
Has James Taylor arrived yet?
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 06:23 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 06:23 PM (cwFUa)
The saddle doesn't really cover that much.
That was bad.... but funny as hell...
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 06:23 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: JAS at May 24, 2017 06:24 PM (EX4Wr)
Posted by: rickl
Read the New York Time, Rick.
All the news that's fake, we print
And pay no attention to the billionaire Mexican that runs the show.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 24, 2017 06:24 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 24, 2017 06:20 PM (Nwg0u)
South Korea is usually acronymed to RoK.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2017 06:24 PM (bDjRV)
What 'stuff' has he supposedly leaked?
Fake News isn't saying. But cnn and msnbc have had 'UK is upset at US for leaking about Manchester' on their banners and chyrons for most of the day.
And Fake News is tying that headline with "Israel Changes Intel Policy Over Recent Trump Disclosures With Russian Diplomats."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 24, 2017 06:24 PM (HZi12)
Posted by: Shopgirl at May 24, 2017 06:25 PM (ePtg1)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 24, 2017 06:21 PM (6Ll1u)
If the "impurities" are volatile, they'll just keep coming over in the distillate. Besides which, vodka is just basically a solution of ethanol in water. That's pretty much it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 06:25 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: JAS at May 24, 2017 06:25 PM (EX4Wr)
But that would be intolerant.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 24, 2017 06:22 PM (qJhUV)
The still-dripping severed head of one of those islamic hate preachers, on a pike. That would send a message.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2017 06:25 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 24, 2017 06:26 PM (HZi12)
She's lucky she didn't inherit the Sickle Cell Marker.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 06:26 PM (cwFUa)
Who in the US and what did they leak? I mean I've read just about everything in the Brit papers today... All about the Libya connection and the family. Did that come from the US?
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 06:26 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Weasel at May 24, 2017 06:26 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 24, 2017 06:26 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: Shopgirl at May 24, 2017 06:26 PM (ePtg1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2017 06:26 PM (KP5rU)
King Missile's "Conceptual Penis" that is.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 24, 2017 06:27 PM (HZi12)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2017 06:25 PM (0deF2)
I am totally on board with that. I would add a few of his closest followers dying slowly by impalement on either side.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 24, 2017 06:27 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2017 06:27 PM (ayljf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2017 06:25 PM (0deF2)
I like the way your mind works.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 06:27 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 06:26 PM (O2RFr)
It's getting to the point where I don't believe anything till it's published here at Ace of Spades.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2017 06:27 PM (SjImc)
Which of course all parties involved said didn't happen...
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 06:27 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 24, 2017 06:28 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2017 06:26 PM (KP5rU)
Are you sure? Most people can only generate a few milliMaxines of stupidity. Except for Hank Johnson, of course.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 06:28 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2017 06:28 PM (bDjRV)
What? Impeach,impeach,impeach?
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 06:28 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 24, 2017 06:28 PM (HZi12)
Which of course all parties involved said didn't happen...
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 06:27 PM (O2RFr)
They lie. All the time. You can't believe a damn word they say, yet the leftists and NeverTrumpers lap up the bullshit like it's a hot fudge sundae.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 24, 2017 06:28 PM (0mRoj)
http://tinyurl.com/zl4dhx2
H.L. Mencken once wrote, "It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron." I have no idea why I just thought of that.
Posted by: JPS at May 24, 2017 06:29 PM (z3md0)
This is so good I believe my penis could choke the exhaust port of the Death Star.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 24, 2017 06:29 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 24, 2017 06:29 PM (RrhD2)
Bill and Hillary aren't dumb. How did their spawn turn into such a feeble brained lightweight? Every thing this silly bitch says is puddle shallow.
Posted by: UGAdawg at May 24, 2017 06:03 PM (HL3BI)
How high is Webb Hubbell's IQ?
Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2017 06:29 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2017 06:28 PM (bDjRV)
Sure. They have nothing else to be mad about. Everything else is hunky-dory.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 06:29 PM (SRKgf)
Let's see what happens!
Posted by: Messing With Chappaquatch at May 24, 2017 06:30 PM (XoldI)
Clearly this is out of control. The Times (and WaPo) should swing for this.
Posted by: Ron Jeremy from Nantucket at May 24, 2017 06:30 PM (+7/1f)
It might be so, but I'm going to need more that the unsupported word of known liars.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 24, 2017 06:30 PM (LTHVh)
Yesterday msnbc ran all day with Trump Said Israel Not Part Of Middle East.
He said no such thing.
They Lie 24/7.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 24, 2017 06:30 PM (HZi12)
"She's lucky she didn't inherit the Sickle Cell Marker"
She did get the hammer and sickle, straight up.
Posted by: Red to the core at May 24, 2017 06:30 PM (CFAp3)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2017 06:30 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2017 06:31 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2017 06:27 PM (SjImc)
There's an old saying, NGU, " consider the source", before you buy into anything.
" Considering" the source of American news, the MSM, I think the default stance of it's probably lies and general fabrication is a proper attitude to take.
Posted by: kraken at May 24, 2017 06:31 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Zombie Billy Wilder at May 24, 2017 06:31 PM (EX4Wr)
Posted by: Weasel at May 24, 2017 06:31 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 24, 2017 06:31 PM (HZi12)
Let's see what happens!
Posted by: Messing With Chappaquatch at May 24, 2017 06:30 PM (XoldI)
Next up, we'll put a bottle full of vodka on the picnic table, but we'll glue it down so it can't be budged. Let's watch the fun!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 06:32 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 06:33 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: UGAdawg at May 24, 2017 06:03 PM (HL3BI)
.............
hILLRY probably never quit drinking while pregnant. cHELSZ is just lucky she wasn't born blind.
Posted by: wth at May 24, 2017 06:33 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at May 24, 2017 06:33 PM (/uzc3)
Posted by: wth at May 24, 2017 06:33 PM (HgMAr)
She just makes the rest of us wish we had been.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 24, 2017 06:33 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 24, 2017 06:33 PM (LTHVh)
Clearly this is out of control. The Times (and WaPo) should swing for this.
Posted by: Ron Jeremy from Nantucket at May 24, 2017 06:30 PM (+7/1f)
I don't know what all was "leaked," but was it something the Brits would have shared, or hidden?
Fuck the British government. They're part of the problem.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 24, 2017 06:34 PM (MZIhk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2017 06:34 PM (0deF2)
If Israel changed its intel policy, no one and I mean NO ONE would ever know so BS of the highest order
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2017 06:34 PM (c6/9Q)
The thought of Hillary pregnant is vomit inducing...
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 06:34 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 24, 2017 06:33 PM (LTHVh)
It won't listen to a damn thing you tell it.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 24, 2017 06:34 PM (0mRoj)
Clearly this is out of control. The Times (and WaPo) should swing for this.
Posted by: Ron Jeremy from Nantucket at May 24, 2017 06:30 PM (+7/1f)
I don't know what all was "leaked," but was it something the Brits would have shared, or hidden?
Fuck the British government. They're part of the problem.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 24, 2017 06:34 PM (MZIhk)
So ... they fucked up royally, but it's our fault for disclosing details?
Makes sense to me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 06:35 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 24, 2017 06:35 PM (5VlCp)
So by all means, let GoT finish playing out it's new Hollywood cliches. If their solution to Trump is "more of the same, but with no survivors," he's not only guaranteed re-election no matter what, he will probably be Augustus to their Cassius.
Posted by: trev006 at May 24, 2017 06:35 PM (4wTdg)
If Israel changed its intel policy, no one and I mean NO ONE would ever know so BS of the highest order
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2017 06:34 PM (c6/9Q)
Exactly!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2017 06:35 PM (SjImc)
"We need to do something about this! I proclaim we need a day to honor it, whatever it may be. "
Agreed. Let's call it Buzzy Day!
Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2017 06:36 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 06:34 PM (O2RFr)
I had to mainline Gravol.
Posted by: Webb Hubbell at May 24, 2017 06:36 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: UGAdawg
----
Same way Will Smith's kid can't act: growing up in a mansion complex with a half-dozen swimming pools doesn't really create a lot of drive; a lot of eager talent; a lot of hunger to "show the world who you are."
Chelsea's just another lazy rich kid.
Posted by: RKae at May 24, 2017 06:36 PM (i3rHh)
Posted by: Ron Jeremy from Nantucket at May 24, 2017 06:36 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 06:15 PM (SRKgf)
You're a chemist. You should know better. If they change the pressure to break the azeotrope. And they might have confused distilling with filtering?
Posted by: Washington Post Comedian at May 24, 2017 06:36 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: JAS at May 24, 2017 06:36 PM (EX4Wr)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 24, 2017 06:36 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2017 06:37 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Depak Chopra at May 24, 2017 06:37 PM (Ndje9)
If there's nothing to object to what you say or the manner in which you say it-
then there's no way someone can object to you advancing into that plum position.
Barack Obama used it with his constant vote abstentions when a state congress critter.
And that's also how we got Sonia Sotomayor and Elena Kagan on the Supreme Court
two big nothings known for nothing.
Goodness gracious! Chelsea's little mary sunshine routine will serve her well eventually.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 24, 2017 06:37 PM (9q7Dl)
The Crown Princess also, notoriously, has a pair of black leather pants. Which she wore out in public. Whilst heavily pregnant.
The visual effect thus created was something like a Ball Park frank left on the barbecue grill for too long, heavily charred, and about to burst open.
But... _trend-setting feminine style icon_, claim the wymynns' media.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 24, 2017 06:37 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: JAS at May 24, 2017 06:38 PM (EX4Wr)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2017 06:38 PM (evJdV)
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician and a corrupt lawyer?
A: Chelsea.
Posted by: RKae at May 24, 2017 06:38 PM (i3rHh)
Posted by: Ron Jeremy from Nantucket at May 24, 2017 06:36 PM (+7/1f)
Well the NY Times is the enemy of all patriotic Americans and Real Britians...so what's new
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2017 06:38 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Ron Jeremy from Nantucket at May 24, 2017 06:38 PM (+7/1f)
And where did they get them?Obviously Trump wouldn't have done it... Sounds like it came from someone on the Brit side... From what i read it was your common everyday nail bomb.... Doesn't take a rocked scientist to make one of those... Not that I could...
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 06:38 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 24, 2017 06:39 PM (3C9q2)
Hope you're saving these. I smell a 3-volume set.
Posted by: Shopgirl at May 24, 2017 06:39 PM (ePtg1)
Posted by: UGAdawg at May 24, 2017 06:03 PM (HL3BI)
I'm beginning to think Chels is just a bit smarter than everyone thinks. The mediocrity is just an act.
She knows that she is a political prop used by her "parents". She's going to milk it for what she can get and deliver as little as she can in return.
Just my theory.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 24, 2017 06:39 PM (d76uN)
Ridiculous.... That came from the Brits too. Probably from facebook recognition....
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 24, 2017 06:39 PM (O2RFr)
Lets see what happens next!
Posted by: Messing With Chappaquatch at May 24, 2017 06:40 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Clock Boy at May 24, 2017 06:40 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: runner at May 24, 2017 06:34 PM (c6/9Q)
You know damn well they changed it while Shitstain was Prezzy. For their own good.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 24, 2017 06:40 PM (MZIhk)
Democrats love their "royalty," and they're all out of Kennedys.
No matter how shitty she is at public speaking or answering questions, they will surround her with a platoon of handlers and support staff, because they need that "Clinton" brand.
Posted by: RKae at May 24, 2017 06:41 PM (i3rHh)
Part of the Echo Chamber's back scratching.
I'm quite curious as to why "former US officials" keep popping up as sources for leaks of classified documents.
Posted by: Ron Jeremy from Nantucket at May 24, 2017 06:41 PM (+7/1f)
But someone who wanted him (and his administration) to look bad certainly could.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2017 06:41 PM (evJdV)
I don't know what all was "leaked," but was it something the Brits would have shared, or hidden?
Posted by: Country Boy at May 24, 2017 06:34 PM (MZIhk)
I pick Door #2, Monty.
Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2017 06:42 PM (sdi6R)
Theresa May allowed the radical jihadi to travel back and forth to Libya and didn't do anything to stop him.
Theresa May is to blame for this attack just as much as the bomber.
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IMHO, it's all a scam.
1. Import jihadi's.
2. "Pretend" to surveil them.
3. Attack happens.
4. Ooopsie!
5. People call for more surveillance.
6. Harsher surveillance on taxpayers.
Police state, part 1
Posted by: shibumi at May 24, 2017 06:42 PM (aT+Bx)
What would the secret leaked tapes be like, of her veteran news people talking behind Chelsea's back?
Probably a lot like that Kyle Smith take down. "Down Goes Chelsea"
Posted by: illiniwek at May 24, 2017 06:43 PM (TmCOq)
Posted by: Washington Post Comedian at May 24, 2017 06:36 PM (z/Ubi)
I do know better. But who said anything about changing the pressure?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 06:43 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 24, 2017 06:43 PM (6Ll1u)
________________
You forgot about me.
But the MSM will make sure the public doesn't.
They're already calling me the "new JFK, Jr."
Posted by: Jack Kennedy Schlossberg at May 24, 2017 06:44 PM (riF5p)
Two scoops?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 06:44 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Fritz at May 24, 2017 06:44 PM (TNQMS)
Focusing upon... "global governance structures for health care".
In case any of you thought that federally run single-payer was the end game for the left when it came to their takeover of the health care system.
No. They'll hardly stop at that. It'll be _globally governed_ single-payer.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 24, 2017 06:45 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Jack Kennedy Schlossberg at May 24, 2017 06:44 PM (riF5p)
Let's all chip in and buy him a private plane and a few flying lessons.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 06:45 PM (SRKgf)
At least it is amusing.
He makes a big deal out of her being a ambulatory dust mite, but really that hazy, lazy, new agey way of talking about bullshit is pretty much the globalist template. Moderate tones in moderate voices set against some hazy pastel colored back drop.
I think it's because they're mostly pussies and fags and get scared at anything that isn't presented in a calm and quiet manner.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 24, 2017 06:45 PM (4ErVI)
But the MSM will make sure the public doesn't.
They're already calling me the "new JFK, Jr."
Posted by: Jack Kennedy Schlossberg
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...Sigh...
No escape.
Posted by: RKae at May 24, 2017 06:46 PM (i3rHh)
Posted by: davidt at May 24, 2017 06:46 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Yes, but only a FEW lessons.
Posted by: RKae at May 24, 2017 06:47 PM (i3rHh)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
It's Tito's Vodka.
I think it's just a bit of puffery describing a six-stage still. Most of the low volume distillers use a 3-stage system, iirc.
And no, there's methanol in any vegetable distillation; aka the head and tails.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2017 06:47 PM (udajc)
And we've spent a lot of time and effort to make people forget that. Your cooperation would be appreciated.
Posted by: Oxford University at May 24, 2017 06:48 PM (qJhUV)
And I hadn't previously known that Oxford allowed people to study for a Ph.D without actually, y'know, being at Oxford.
Chels did hers from the comfort of home in Manhattan.
You can assume that this will be described as "cutting-edge distance learning" or some such oily flacky euphemism, but the reality is that (at least for certain connected applicants) an Oxford doctoral program may merely be nothing more than a good old mail-in-the-box-tops correspondence course.
Yes! People are talking about this amazing NEW opportunity! It's true! YOU TOO can master the profitable trade of locksmithing in your spare time, AND become an expert in global governance structures WITH a prestigious doctoral degree. For only a few thousand dollars per month! Apply NOW! Discretion assured. Box 2535, Oxford OX1 2JD, UK.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 24, 2017 06:58 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 24, 2017 06:09 PM (6Ll1u)
Tito's. One of several very good Texas vodkas. Tito is from my neighborhood.
Posted by: stace at May 24, 2017 07:03 PM (bwBxJ)
And we've spent a lot of time and effort to make people forget that. Your cooperation would be appreciated.
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.Correction...chelsea clinton was GIVEN a doctorate in International Relations form Oxford.
Her PhD thesis is incoherent at best and pretty much consists of just SJW buzzwords and phrases. Excerpt from the "The Global Fund: an experiment in global governance" :
"The Secretariat never developed an in-country presence but donors
embedded themselves in-country, through grant oversight mechanisms and
providing technical assistance to implementers."
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 24, 2017 07:04 PM (le7jz)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 24, 2017 07:04 PM (le7jz)
Figures she'd work in Secretariat.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 07:06 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Cuckold Willie at May 24, 2017 07:21 PM (WI6nT)
Chelsea truly is someone who can bring us all together and unite all the great tribes.....in opposition to her.
Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 24, 2017 07:25 PM (5leUT)
Posted by: West at May 24, 2017 07:58 PM (SEpLW)
****
your thoughts are like herpes...please don't share them
Posted by: Lemmiwinks and his flaming boner of winning at May 24, 2017 08:18 PM (18h+i)
Posted by: Gadzooks at May 24, 2017 08:24 PM (UxBQJ)
Posted by: torabora at May 24, 2017 08:58 PM (GIT8+)
Posted by: Deam Wurmer at May 24, 2017 09:16 PM (Sda6L)
"Chelsea Clinton continues batting 1.000 in peddling glibly sophomoric pablum that would choke Depak Chopra like an oversized penis engorged with PC Pieties."
Posted by: ProtoPublius at May 24, 2017 09:17 PM (IrsrE)
56 "I've recognized, as a lot of people have, that Twitter is a vehicle for me to share my thoughts."
Well, darlin', could you be so kind as to point out where, exactly, your thoughts occur in that vapid stream of consciousness drivel that issues on your Twitter feed?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 24, 2017 11:51 PM (pNxlR)
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