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Puerto Rican Parade in NYC to Feature a Terrorist as Man of Honor

Isn't that lovely?

Sponsors are pulling out, as are high-profile groups (including Goya and the NYPD and FDNY Hispanic Societies), but you know who can't quite make that call yet?

Chris Cuomo's slightly less partisan brother Andrew Cuomo -- the governor of a state repeatedly ravaged by terrorism. He says he's "reviewing" the matter, which I imagine means he's doing some quick secret polls and focus groups.

Oh, btw: Bill Clinton, when he was still free to date in the Oval Office, offered clemency to all members of the FALN terrorist group on the very minor condition they renounce violence.

Oscar Lopez Rivera refused.

Obama then decided that a little matter like being a remorseless terrorist who refuses to renounce violence shouldn't stand between fellow travelers:

U.S. President Bill Clinton offered Lopez Rivera and 13 other convicted FALN members clemency in 1999, on condition they renounce violence, but Lopez Rivera rejected it. On January 17, 2017, President Barack Obama commuted Lopez Rivera's sentence and he was released from prison on May 17, 2017, after 35 years in prison.

And yet people claim that the left has a soft spot for terrorism coming from their fellow travelers.

How dare they.

Related: Spanish naming customs, at Wikipedia. Spanish people have two surnames, consisting of the father's surname first, then the mother's. Often they'll just go by the first of the two surnames. Like, for example, Vincente Fox's full name is actually Vincente Fox Queseda, which is what he goes by on Twitter.

Sadly, even the Spanish -- who I had stereotyped as a macho sort of culture -- are now allowing the maternal contribution to the compound surname to come first, if the couple decides to do that, and the man is a homo.

Anyway, point is, I think if you were going to give Oscar Lopez Rivera's name as a single surname shorthand, you'd say Lopez, not Rivera.

Posted by: Ace at 01:04 PM




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Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 24, 2017 01:05 PM (vRcUp)

2 Oh, btw: Bill Clinton, when he was still free to date in the Oval Office, offered clemency to all members of the FALN terrorist group on the very minor condition they renounce violence.

Oscar Lopez Rivera refused.
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If you ever get a chance to watch the 2008 movie about Hillary made by Citizens United, this story is included in it.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 24, 2017 01:05 PM (vg8iE)

3 May as well shred his conviction papers and used them for the ticker-tape parade.

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 24, 2017 01:05 PM (ar2KI)

4 First?

Posted by: blaster at May 24, 2017 01:05 PM (qYKU9)

5 Close.

Posted by: blaster at May 24, 2017 01:06 PM (qYKU9)

6 Now here's a venue the Muzzies could attack, and I wouldn't give a pinch of dry shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 01:06 PM (SRKgf)

7 They criminalize being a law-abiding American (punishing companies for helping build the wall, etc.) while celebrating domestic "terrorists of color". The left invents new ways to be vile every day, but "Trump is literally Hitler".

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 24, 2017 01:06 PM (toi7g)

8 Dem constituencies get a pass on violence.

It's in the rule book.

Posted by: blaster at May 24, 2017 01:07 PM (qYKU9)

9 Bueno for Goya.

I don't want to have to boycott them.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 24, 2017 01:07 PM (ul9CR)

10 The New York city council should be abolished.

If for this reason alone.

Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at May 24, 2017 01:08 PM (h7sWp)

11 The best thing.. and I do mean the BEST thing about President Don Trump is: Exposing the left for who they are.

They will keep this up until nobody thinks about electing these people ever again.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2017 01:08 PM (TOk1P)

12 someone should give Oscar and Bill Ayers a VIP helicopter ride to the parade

Posted by: Flying Allende Brothers at May 24, 2017 01:08 PM (nFwvY)

13 Be a shame if someone with a high powered rifle "refused to renounce violence".

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 24, 2017 01:08 PM (Tnhbr)

14 6 Now here's a venue the Muzzies could attack, and I wouldn't give a pinch of dry shit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 01:06 PM (SRKgf)

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They won't attack. Professional courtesy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 24, 2017 01:08 PM (kTF2Z)

15 Honest question, how is it that people like this aren't shot in the street while buying a paper?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 24, 2017 01:08 PM (LTHVh)

16 May they continue down this path in idiocy.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Summer's Here and the Outrage Outlet Reminds Yo9u to Use Sun Scream When At the Beach! at May 24, 2017 01:08 PM (hLRSq)

17 Well, most of the parade sponsors dropped out over this, so not everybody in New York is nuts.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 24, 2017 01:08 PM (qJhUV)

18 I consider Yassar Arafat to be a gentleman and man of honor.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at May 24, 2017 01:08 PM (ZO497)

19 Too late to give Puerto Rico back to Spain?

Posted by: Strobe at May 24, 2017 01:09 PM (gbWkA)

20 Now here's a venue the Muzzies could attack, and I wouldn't give a pinch of dry shit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 01:06 PM (SRKgf)

I'ma keep saying it 'til I'm blue in the face:

they don't attack their allies.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 24, 2017 01:09 PM (Jcg9Q)

21 Ah, just like the Pussy March and their freaky felon/activist.

The Left, who just can't help but embrace terrorists and murderers.
Tell me again why *we're* called deplorable???

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2017 01:09 PM (NOIQH)

22 The only sin of these Puerto Rican freedom fighters was to culturally appropriate the idea of killing from white people. For the crime of cultural appropriation, they must be put to death. But for killing people, especially white ones, no big deal.

Posted by: wooga at May 24, 2017 01:10 PM (lUJ/p)

23 Why are people so squeamish? If Linda Sarsour can be an actual superdelegate for the Democrats, then some lousy terrorist can surely be a mere guest of honor.

Perspective, people.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 24, 2017 01:10 PM (CPk08)

24 someone should give Oscar and Bill Ayers a VIP helicopter ride to the parade

Posted by: Flying Allende Brothers at May 24, 2017 01:08 PM (nFwvY)


Complete with free use of the ejection seats.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Summer's Here and the Outrage Outlet Reminds You to Use Sun Scream When At the Beach! at May 24, 2017 01:10 PM (hLRSq)

25 Tell me again why *we're* called deplorable???


Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2017 01:09 PM (NOIQH)
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Duh....because we won't embrace terrorists and murderers.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 24, 2017 01:10 PM (vg8iE)

26 Honest question, how is it that people like this aren't shot in the street while buying a paper?
Posted by: Grump928
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I can answer that..

Posted by: Bernhard Goetz at May 24, 2017 01:10 PM (ZO497)

27 On January 17, 2017, President Barack Obama commuted Lopez Rivera's sentence and he was released from prison on May 17, 2017, after 35 years in prison.




Of course he did. Barry didn't meet an anti-American terrorist that he didn't like

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 01:10 PM (493sH)

28 If the reviewing's any more than saying oh shit, this guy's a convicted terrorist!?, then they are completely unserious about the designation of terrorist.

I guess 15 years is how long it takes for people to forget. Or at least quit remembering in any meaningful sense.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2017 01:10 PM (bDjRV)

29 How can anyone be upset about delicious, custardy FLAN?

Posted by: Emily Littella at May 24, 2017 01:11 PM (TO4Og)

30 Levoy Finicum is unavailable for comment....

Posted by: Don Q. at May 24, 2017 01:11 PM (NgKpN)

31 If osama bin laden had been tried and convicted in NY, they would parole him in 15 yrs!, Assume he would actually be convicted. hao many terrorists did obama release from gitmo?

Posted by: cicero skip at May 24, 2017 01:11 PM (FIrEF)

32 I mean really, if our recent President can count the out and out racist Rev Wright as his spiritual mentor, who really cares if this terrorist is just given a bit of respect?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 24, 2017 01:11 PM (CPk08)

33 That group and their antics was even crazier than you can imagine. Someone did a write up on them. I'll try and find it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 24, 2017 01:12 PM (4ErVI)

34 Barky pardoned/commuted a lot of evil people in his last days in office and the MFM spoke not a word on it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 24, 2017 01:12 PM (mpXpK)

35 I mean, look, we have an actual serial rapist as a former president, and that guy is still a major political force. This terrorist guy, he's just getting a bit of the spotlight. NO big deal.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 24, 2017 01:13 PM (CPk08)

36 I guess 15 years is how long it takes for people to forget. Or at least quit remembering in any meaningful sense.



09/11/2001.

Mic drop.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2017 01:13 PM (Njtx4)

37 If you DON'T want to be brutally murdered by terrorists or gangbangers, you must be a racist.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2017 01:13 PM (luj3F)

38 I want to blow up Amer-i-ca!

Ka-boom by me in Amer-i-ca!

So much to see in Amer-i-ca!

Let me roam free in Amer-i-ca!

Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2017 01:13 PM (DQ4Fv)

39 Of course he did. Barry didn't meet an anti-American terrorist that he didn't like

--

You took the words right out of my mouth. What an anti-American bastard he is, was and will always be.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 24, 2017 01:13 PM (mQ0Mc)

40 I don't think most NY Puerto Ricans --especially the younger generations--have any idea who this guy is, only the committed Commies do. Besides, on the island, the Independence movement polls in the single digits--which is kind of a shame, because it would be good to cut them loose.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 24, 2017 01:13 PM (7uYFy)

41 Puerto Ricans want independence for Puerto Rico?

Hell, I want independence for Puerto Rico.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 01:14 PM (SRKgf)

42
If I had a brother he would look like Lopez Rivera.

Posted by: Barry Sotero at May 24, 2017 01:14 PM (CFAp3)

43 19 Too late to give Puerto Rico back to Spain?
Posted by: Strobe at May 24, 2017 01:09 PM (gbWkA)


It'd be like selling Newsweek for a dollar.

No loss for us, enjoy paying their massive debt. Maybe take Greece while you're at it.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2017 01:14 PM (bDjRV)

44 This is something that I'm reviewing right now. I know he was
pardoned by President Obama. I just heard about it, so I'm going to look
at the situation," Cuomo told reporters in Manhattan following a
housing event.

"I love the parade. I love the people, I love the cause. I want to
find out the rest of the facts. My inclination would be to march, but I
don't know the facts of the situation."



Courage!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2017 01:14 PM (NOIQH)

45 34 Barky pardoned/commuted a lot of evil people in his last days in office and the MFM spoke not a word on it.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 24, 2017 01:12 PM (mpXpK)


I'm honestly surprised that he didn't pardon Joker Tsarnaev or Bowe Bergdahl.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2017 01:14 PM (luj3F)

46 Andrew Cuomo is a cocky son of a bitch who has aspirations to national politics. In the end, expect him to bow out....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 24, 2017 01:14 PM (7uYFy)

47 OT: I can't believe this story out of Portland (link in name). Two white ladies went to Mexico, got tips on making tortillas, and then started a trendy burrito truck in Portland. The SJWs flipped out, accused them of "cultural appropriation" (because they are white and got ideas from brown people) and began making death threats. The two ladies had to shut down their business within 24 hours.

Posted by: wooga at May 24, 2017 01:14 PM (lUJ/p)

48 It wasn't so long ago that the people of New York City were angry about being strafed by Air Force One. Now a terrorist leading a parade draws ho-hums.

Is this the new normal I've heard so much about?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 24, 2017 01:15 PM (wJ6qX)

49 No big deal at all. I mean, look at The Lion of the Senate: actually left a young girl to drown while he saved himself, and never tried to get help. Seriously, this guy just made a few boobs, and only HELPED kill people. No big deal.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 24, 2017 01:15 PM (CPk08)

50 Can we unilaterally grant Puerto Rico independence, or do they, as a Commonwealth, have to consent?

Posted by: Brit Hume at May 24, 2017 01:15 PM (7HtZB)

51 38 I want to blow up Amer-i-ca!

Ka-boom by me in Amer-i-ca!

So much to see in Amer-i-ca!

Let me roam free in Amer-i-ca!
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2017 01:13 PM (DQ4Fv)

Here... Ka Boom is a BREAKFAST CEREAL...

Not an ORDER....

Posted by: Don Q. at May 24, 2017 01:15 PM (NgKpN)

52 My inclination would be to march,


That's a funny way of spelling "goosestep."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 24, 2017 01:15 PM (ul9CR)

53 'Reviewing the matter.' Unilateral approval.

See also; Rehabilitation of Fidel Castro's murderous regime.



Posted by: 13times at May 24, 2017 01:15 PM (WHVu+)

54 In so many ways, this is The Story of Barack Obama,

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 01:15 PM (cwFUa)

55 47 OT: I can't believe this story out of Portland (link in name). Two white ladies went to Mexico, got tips on making tortillas, and then started a trendy burrito truck in Portland. The SJWs flipped out, accused them of "cultural appropriation" (because they are white and got ideas from brown people) and began making death threats. The two ladies had to shut down their business within 24 hours.
Posted by: wooga at May 24, 2017 01:14 PM (lUJ/p)



Portland = soggier version of Berkeley.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 01:16 PM (SRKgf)

56 Bombs, not boobs. Close.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 24, 2017 01:16 PM (CPk08)

57 Off, Fox News sock

Posted by: josephistan at May 24, 2017 01:16 PM (7HtZB)

58 Of course President Obama pardoned the scumbag. The terrorist Bill Ayers was Barack's bestest buddy in his Chicago neighborhood.

Posted by: rd at May 24, 2017 01:16 PM (XSEwK)

59 Here it is:

https://status451.com/2017/01/20/days-of-rage/

It's a review of Days of Rage by David Hines.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 24, 2017 01:16 PM (4ErVI)

60 I got caught in a PR Day parade in NY once. It took two hours to walk a single block.

Posted by: josephistan at May 24, 2017 01:17 PM (7HtZB)

61 >>The two ladies had to shut down their business within 24 hours.


They weren't using Authentic Bathtub Cheese.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 01:17 PM (cwFUa)

62 15 Honest question, how is it that people like this aren't shot in the street while buying a paper?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 24, 2017 01:08 PM (LTHVh)
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Good people follow the law and the others are retired.

Posted by: Old Nam Vet at May 24, 2017 01:18 PM (sLASA)

63 61 >>The two ladies had to shut down their business within 24 hours.

They weren't using Authentic Bathtub Cheese.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 01:17 PM (cwFUa)



They weren't really authentic burritos. No one got the trots from them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 01:18 PM (SRKgf)

64 Posted by: wooga at May 24, 2017 01:14 PM (lUJ/p)

Here in Buffalo, one of the most-beloved Food Trucks is called Lloyd's Taco Trucks

Yeah, "Lloyd." That common Latino name. Sure glad we don't have many of those SJW's in these parts.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 24, 2017 01:18 PM (ul9CR)

65
A lot of women got their mishes grabbed at the PR Parade a couple of years ago.

Just reminiscing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2017 01:18 PM (mbhDw)

66 Liberalism is the candle of hope...

...which ignites the curtains of communism...

...which engulfs your home in the inferno of Islam.

Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2017 01:18 PM (DQ4Fv)

67 Why aren't the Peurto Ricans all in, you know, Puerto Rico? I would be in favor of Cuomo subsidizing a multimillion dollar parade there, if only they would all return there.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 24, 2017 01:18 PM (vRcUp)

68 Come to think of it, look how proud people were to stand up on the stage with Rasmea Odeh. She was a convicted terrorist too. She even had a cute little hashtag. This guy is same-old same old. Why on earth should anybody get upset at some shit of a terrorist getting publicly lauded?

It's the new fucking normal, kids.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 24, 2017 01:18 PM (CPk08)

69
Dear Prezzy Choom,

Please pardon my son, Oscar.

Signed,

Lopez Rivera Epstein's mother

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 01:18 PM (493sH)

70 Didn't know there were Puerto Rican Lutherans.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 24, 2017 01:18 PM (e1mEI)

71 Authentic Tortilla Making requires you not flush the toilet paper after you use it.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 01:19 PM (cwFUa)

72 Can I identify as a woman for one day so I can smack Ana Navarro? Pretty please?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 24, 2017 01:19 PM (ul9CR)

73 Perhaps the Manchester bomber's associates can come be grand marshalls of the Thanksgiving Parade?

Posted by: Traddy at May 24, 2017 01:19 PM (GSJcT)

74 69
Dear Prezzy Choom,

Please pardon my son, Oscar.

Signed,

Lopez Rivera Epstein's mother
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 01:18 PM (493sH)


Thread winner.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2017 01:19 PM (mbhDw)

75 45 I'm honestly surprised that he didn't pardon Joker Tsarnaev or Bowe Bergdahl.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2017 01:14 PM (luj3F)

Well he did pardon Bradley Manning.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 24, 2017 01:19 PM (mpXpK)

76 Let's be honest. It would be great if Lopez met face to face with a bullet. But, to be fair, NYC was kind always flirting with treason and trouble ---see the Revolutionary War, Copperheads during the Civil War and a host of IRA sympathizers serving as Grand Marshals for many St. Patrick's day parades.....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 24, 2017 01:19 PM (7uYFy)

77 Trump could pardon anyone who blew up this unrepentant terrorist.

Just saying...

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 24, 2017 01:19 PM (rUIbB)

78 >>>Here in Buffalo, one of the most-beloved Food Trucks is called Lloyd's Taco Trucks

It's pronounced "Yoyd's"

Posted by: Guy Who's Pretty Proud To Have Taken 8th Grade Spanish at May 24, 2017 01:20 PM (8rNrN)

79 Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2017 01:18 PM (DQ4Fv)

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Thread Winner!

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 24, 2017 01:20 PM (4Lfsk)

80
Anyway, point is, I think if you were going to give Oscar Lopez Rivera's name as a single surname shorthand, you'd say Lopez, not Rivera.










Or one can just cut to the chase and call him "terrorist maricon cocksucker".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 24, 2017 01:20 PM (quw2O)

81 Consider this: Most of us, if not all, remember exactly where we were that day when the towers came down. We vividly remember people jumping to their deaths rather than burn. This year's university graduating class were in kindergarten or 1st grade. The media decided to stop showing the worst footage, before the dust had even cleared. These kids know something bad happened, but they never experienced the visceral reaction to the images of that day.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 24, 2017 01:20 PM (kTF2Z)

82
I'm a numbers guy. The labor participation ratio in this country is over 60%. Which is sorta okay. But it's been dropping since the year 2000, when incoming dollars pretty much matched expenditures. They don't anymore, surprise, surprise.

Sixty percent means that more than half of the people work.

Puerto Rico is at 40% labor participation ratio. More people don't work, then do work. They're up a creek without a paddle.

There's a lesson there, but I'm a knuckle-dragging, Neanderthal, basket of deplorable, racist, islamaphobic, homophobic right wing nut job. So ignore me. But follow Chelsea Clinton. Because there is the answer.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 24, 2017 01:20 PM (HTdUD)

83 "The real problem with the USA is that half the people that live there love the USA and want it to be great again."

Posted by: Progressive Hive Mind at May 24, 2017 01:20 PM (xVRrG)

84 38
I want to blow up Amer-i-ca!



Ka-boom by me in Amer-i-ca!



So much to see in Amer-i-ca!



Let me roam free in Amer-i-ca!

Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2017 01:13 PM (DQ4Fv)
****
I give you statehood and Fed doughEven when banks there are dead lowI give you pardons and leniencyas long as you're sure that you vote for me!Ai!I like to grift off America.Dems gullible in America.I like bailouts from America.lots of free stuff from America!


Posted by: Zombie Chita Rivera at May 24, 2017 01:20 PM (Fb9aZ)

85 67 Why aren't the Peurto Ricans all in, you know, Puerto Rico? I would be in favor of Cuomo subsidizing a multimillion dollar parade there, if only they would all return there.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear


That sentiment is, actually, the precise message of the "America" song from West Side Story which I parodied above.

The real lyrics are:

I like to be in America!
O.K. by me in America!
Ev'rything free in America
For a small fee in America!

ROSALIA
I like the city of San Juan.

ANITA
I know a boat you can get on.

ROSALIA
Hundreds of flowers in full bloom.

ANITA
Hundreds of people in each room!

ALL
Automobile in America,
Chromium steel in America,
Wire-spoke wheel in America,
Very big deal in America!

ROSALIA
I'll drive a Buick through San Juan.

ANITA
If there's a road you can drive on.

ROSALIA
I'll give my cousins a free ride.

ANITA
How you get all of them inside?

ALL
Immigrant goes to America,
Many hellos in America;
Nobody knows in America
Puerto Rico's in America!

ROSALIA
I'll bring a T.V. to San Juan.

ANITA
If there a current to turn on!

ROSALIA
I'll give them new washing machine.

ANITA
What have they got there to keep clean?

ALL
I like the shores of America!
Comfort is yours in America!
Knobs on the doors in America,
Wall-to-wall floors in America!

ROSALIA
When I will go back to San Juan.

ANITA
When you will shut up and get gone?

ROSALIA
Everyone there will give big cheer!

ANITA
Everyone there will have moved here!

Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2017 01:21 PM (DQ4Fv)

86
Your dog is pregnant and your garbage is missing.*


*Punchline from racist joke book




Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2017 01:21 PM (mbhDw)

87 Puerto Rican independence?

Tell me another one.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2017 01:21 PM (oVJmc)

88 >>I'm a numbers guy.


Take your Maths over to Hot Air, Buddy.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 01:21 PM (cwFUa)

89 Well he did pardon Bradley Manning.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 24, 2017 01:19 PM (mpXpK)


Plus he rescued Bergdahl! Yay!

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 24, 2017 01:21 PM (CPk08)

90 >>The two ladies had to shut down their business within 24 hours.


"Uh....."
--Lilly white guy from Boulder who started Chipotle

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2017 01:21 PM (NOIQH)

91 But follow Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 24, 2017 01:20 PM (HTdUD)



And give her an award!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 01:22 PM (SRKgf)

92 Now I have "America" stuck in my head.

But at least it's The Nice's version, so, Keith Emerson at least.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 24, 2017 01:22 PM (ul9CR)

93 Too late to give Puerto Rico back to Spain?

Posted by: Strobe at May 24, 2017 01:09 PM


No. Quieren.

Posted by: Spain at May 24, 2017 01:22 PM (p+Wdc)

94 87 Puerto Rican independence?

Tell me another one.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2017 01:21 PM (oVJmc)


Yes, let's create another Haiti. Then again, it's better than statehood where the Democrats get 2 more senators and a congressman.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2017 01:23 PM (mbhDw)

95 Cuomo couldn't give a shit about NY. He and his fellow travelers have destroyed it.

He's taken away people's Second Amendment rights.

He's increased taxes to finance his free-shit agenda, adding to that now with his free college boondoggles.

NY is still the highest taxed state. They actually still have relics like an estate tax.

People are leaving NY more than any other state. The people coming in earn less and pay less taxes than those leaving.

Both the Democrat and Republican leaders are now both in federal prison. Why he's not, only that douchebag Preet Bhahara knows.

Cuomo stated outright he wants this to be a sanctuary state. He told ICE they could take him first.(please oh please).

Terrorists in parades? That's the least of it.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 24, 2017 01:23 PM (sQgZv)

96 And give her an award!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

First dog to walk on two legs?

Posted by: Bruce at May 24, 2017 01:23 PM (8ikIW)

97 I guess 15 years is how long it takes for people to forget. Or at least quit remembering in any meaningful sense.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2017 01:10 PM (bDjRV)
==========

For further reference, see 2001, September 11.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 24, 2017 01:23 PM (vg8iE)

98 Anyway, point is, I think if you were going to give Oscar Lopez Rivera's name as a single surname shorthand, you'd say Lopez, not Rivera.




But you doesn't has to call him Rivera

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 01:23 PM (493sH)

99 Yes, let's create another Haiti. Then again, it's better than statehood where the Democrats get 2 more senators and a congressman.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2017 01:23 PM (mbhDw)


It'd be at least five Congressmen.

Better idea, separate Illinois from Chicago and New York outside of New York City...

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 24, 2017 01:24 PM (rUIbB)

100 I'm a numbers guy. The labor participation ratio in this country is over 60%. Which is sorta okay. But it's been dropping since the year 2000, when incoming dollars pretty much matched expenditures. They don't anymore, surprise, surprise.

Sixty percent means that more than half of the people work.

Puerto Rico is at 40% labor participation ratio. More people don't work, then do work. They're up a creek without a paddle.

There's a lesson there, but I'm a knuckle-dragging, Neanderthal, basket of deplorable, racist, islamaphobic, homophobic right wing nut job. So ignore me. But follow Chelsea Clinton. Because there is the answer.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 24, 2017 01:20 PM (HTdUD)


I recall seeing a program not too long ago that claimed about 1 in 7 Puerto Ricans are hooked on heroin.

Supposedly the island became a new stopping point before hitting the continent, and lots of it never left the island.

That was a couple years ago, and I NEVER hear anyone talking about it. So maybe it's not true. Or maybe the silence is purposeful.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2017 01:24 PM (TOk1P)

101 TexMex is not mexican food. what many people call mexican food is actually TexMex.

Posted by: Flying Allende Brothers at May 24, 2017 01:24 PM (nFwvY)

102

Yes, let's create another Haiti.


FALN wants Cuba.

They'll settle for Venezuela.

They'll get Haiti.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2017 01:25 PM (oVJmc)

103
Back to work, kids.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2017 01:25 PM (mbhDw)

104 The two ladies had to shut down their business within 24 hours.

Posted by: wooga at May 24, 2017 01:14 PM (lUJ/p)

What's their leaning politically?

If they're typical Portland leftist scum, fuck them. They got what they deserved.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 24, 2017 01:25 PM (Jcg9Q)

105 My father loved his Lopez-Riviera.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2017 01:25 PM (oVJmc)

106 Yes, let's create another Haiti. Then again, it's better than statehood where the Democrats get 2 more senators and a congressman.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2017 01:23 PM (mbhDw)



Let's DO create another Haiti. If we cut them loose, that's their problem, not ours.

Oh, and don't let them come here any more, either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 01:25 PM (SRKgf)

107 Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2017 01:21 PM

Heh.

Howie Carr loves to play the

"Evr'ything free in America"

line from the song when reporting on illegal alien welfare fraud.

Posted by: Spain at May 24, 2017 01:25 PM (p+Wdc)

108 Crap. Off, Iberian sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 24, 2017 01:26 PM (p+Wdc)

109 People forget that PR terrorists attempted to assassinate then President Truman, and then shot up Congress. On the flip side, people forget the crackdown in PR afterwards, including PR NG airplanes bombing targets in PR. Crazy damn times.

Posted by: josephistan at May 24, 2017 01:26 PM (7HtZB)

110 People are leaving NY more than any other state.




Illinois: I thought I had that distinction

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 01:26 PM (493sH)

111
I'm honestly surprised that he didn't pardon Joker Tsarnaev . . .
================
Oh he thought about it. And on balance didn't want to take the chance that Boston would go republican.

Posted by: simplemind at May 24, 2017 01:26 PM (xVRrG)

112 Nothing like smoking a Lopez Rivera :-)

Posted by: Marcus T at May 24, 2017 01:26 PM (sQgZv)

113 Can be very difficult to arrive at true names (for identification purposes anyway). I've noticed some made-up names starting to creep into Spanish-speaking families, not as strange as some other ethnic groups though.

Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2017 01:27 PM (zLDYs)

114 Reminds me of the woman at Philly's PR day parade a few years ago that got herself knocked out by a cop. They'd show the video on the news damned near every day for a couple years trying to generate sympathy. Didn't work.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2017 01:27 PM (bDjRV)

115 The problem with that 60% labor rate in the US is that over half of that 60% works in some kind of a government paid job.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 24, 2017 01:27 PM (mpXpK)

116 Maybe Rivera was the third choice for man of Honor. Maybe Charles Manson was too white for them and Che (#2) was busy being dead.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 24, 2017 01:27 PM (ARzf8)

117 OT: I can't believe this story out of Portland (link in name). Two white ladies went to Mexico, got tips on making tortillas, and then started a trendy burrito truck in Portland. The SJWs flipped out, accused them of "cultural appropriation" (because they are white and got ideas from brown people) and began making death threats. The two ladies had to shut down their business within 24 hours.
Posted by: wooga at May 24, 2017 01:14 PM (lUJ/p)
____________________

Does that mean that brown people now don't get to use computers, cars, cell phones, most modern medical technology, airplanes, and all the other stuff invented by white people?

'Cuz that seems kinda raaaaaaacist, not to mention mean.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 24, 2017 01:27 PM (riF5p)

118 The PDs around here haven't quite figured out how to deal with the surname one-plus-two thing in the incident reports, some just string the whole thing together as one word, some punctuate in various ways.

Posted by: JEM at May 24, 2017 01:27 PM (TppKb)

119 NY is still the highest taxed state. They actually still have relics like an estate tax.

Yeah I laugh every time I see the "come do business in New York pay no taxes for 10 years" ad. Probably more fine print there than on some new drug that's come out. I've just been too lazy to look into the details.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 24, 2017 01:27 PM (Jcg9Q)

120 That'll teach those Portland ladies to hire illegals to front their taco truck biz.

Re: preparing and cooking food for public consumption must be done in certified kitchens, at least in Progifornia, yet I know of two taco truck owners who literally pre-cook bushels and bushels of rice/beans and hundreds of gallons of sauces in their apartment kitchens.

Posted by: 13times at May 24, 2017 01:28 PM (WHVu+)

121 out of Portland

It's Portland. Loonier than San Francisco in a surprising number of respects.

Posted by: JEM at May 24, 2017 01:28 PM (TppKb)

122 That Exxon-Valdez character is a real slimeball.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2017 01:28 PM (oVJmc)

123 Liberals act as though there's something wrong with the soil of Third World countries, but I say again: the problem is that those countries are full of Third World people. They're apparently incapable of running anything properly, and will make a hellhole out of anyplace they try to run, no matter how prosperous and well-run the place was before.

See, e.g., any history book.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 01:29 PM (SRKgf)

124 I may or may not have worked at the IRS and when the ridiculously long gutter-tongue names from PR caused an error code in the system for being stupidly lengthy I may or may not have renamed several hundred people Jose Cuervo and Juanita Taco.

Posted by: troll so hard at May 24, 2017 01:29 PM (DkRXj)

125

Hey

Manchester Bombers brother and fathers were just arrested in Tripoli

They were planning a bombing there, knew about the Manchester bomb plan for weeks

The whole fucking family is ISIS

And the father worked as as security at Heathrow

Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2017 01:29 PM (eApHj)

126 Re: preparing and cooking food for public consumption must be done in certified kitchens, at least in Progifornia, yet I know of two taco truck owners who literally pre-cook bushels and bushels of rice/beans and hundreds of gallons of sauces in their apartment kitchens.

Law is only enforced against the law-abiding.

Nowadays, operating illegally means the law will leave you alone as too difficult, and they'll go after a Granny with a broken taillight.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2017 01:30 PM (oVJmc)

127 Does that mean that brown people now don't get to use computers, cars, cell phones, most modern medical technology, airplanes, and all the other stuff invented by white people?

'Cuz that seems kinda raaaaaaacist, not to mention mean.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 24, 2017 01:27 PM (riF5p)



A white man also invented basketball. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 01:31 PM (SRKgf)

128 Ate lunch : bacon, 2 eggs, leftover roast pork loin heated up in bacon pan.
All is good in my world after that lunch.
I think we can achieve world peace through bacon.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 24, 2017 01:31 PM (hMwEB)

129 Google was honoring a domestic terrorist yesterday.

Leftists are going to leftist.

Smile, nod and stash a SU-16C in the trunk.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 24, 2017 01:31 PM (3OIiX)

130 I like where Votermom's head is at.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 24, 2017 01:32 PM (3OIiX)

131 Liberals act as though there's something wrong with the soil of Third World countries, but I say again: the problem is that those countries are full of Third World people. They're apparently incapable of running anything properly, and will make a hellhole out of anyplace they try to run, no matter how prosperous and well-run the place was before.

For an example, look at the city of Lawrence in Massachusetts. I will say no more.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2017 01:32 PM (X6fMO)

132 and they'll go after a Granny with a broken taillight
====
Provided Granny is Anglo, not gay, and Christian.

Posted by: simplemind at May 24, 2017 01:32 PM (xVRrG)

133 >>Law is only enforced against the law-abiding.


Those little girls, the ones who got busted with the Lemonade Stand, learned a valuable lesson that day.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 01:32 PM (cwFUa)

134 They used to call me 'Jerry', but I changed that in order to gain some cred. That was before I had the forehead implant, which really conveys authority. I've changed my glasses now, so I look a little less Harry Potter-ish.

I'm all about authenticity, man. I *am* your authoritative source for PR commentary.

Posted by: Geraldo at May 24, 2017 01:32 PM (ZO497)

135 Does that mean that brown people now don't get to use computers, cars, cell phones, most modern medical technology, airplanes, and all the other stuff invented by white people?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 24, 2017 01:27 PM (riF5p)



You left out lawn mowers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 01:32 PM (SRKgf)

136 Hey

Manchester Bombers brother and fathers were just arrested in Tripoli

They were planning a bombing there, knew about the Manchester bomb plan for weeks

The whole fucking family is ISIS




And the father worked as as security at Heathrow
Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2017 01:29 PM (eApHj)

The Brits. This is not their Finest Hour.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 24, 2017 01:32 PM (7uYFy)

137 one day mommy bunny and mommy skunk were out with their babies...

they came to a road, and the mommies told the babies "stay here, and we'll call you when it's safe to come over"...

then the mommies went out onto the pavement, only to be run over before making it all the way across.

after waiting awhile, the baby bunny started whimpering, and his friend baby skunk asked him "what's wrong?"

baby bunny replied "i don't think our mommies are coming back, i'm all alone in the world, and i don't even know what i am..."

baby skunk replied "you're not alone, i'm your friend, and i'll help you anyway i can. let's wait a bit more for our mommies, but, in the meantime, lets see if we can figure out who you are..."

baby bunny was reassured, and baby skunk said "well, you have big fluffy feet, big soft ears, long soft fur, a cute tail and a pink nose.... you're a bunny!"

baby bunny was happy again, even though they still hadn't heard from their mommies.

a little later, baby skunk started crying, and baby bunny asked what was wrong.

baby skunk said, i think you're right, our mommies aren't coming back and i don't know what i am either.

baby bunny said "you're my friend: you helped me, so i'll help you in return."

"let's see now.... you're half black, half white and you smell funny.... i know, you're Puerto Rican!"


Posted by: redc1c4 at May 24, 2017 01:33 PM (4Lfsk)

138 Those little girls, the ones who got busted with the Lemonade Stand, learned a valuable lesson that day.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 01:32 PM (cwFUa)

Ice-T?

Posted by: Mainah at May 24, 2017 01:33 PM (B+qrE)

139 For an example, look at the city of Lawrence in Massachusetts. I will say no more.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2017 01:32 PM (X6fMO)


I hadn't heard that story.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 01:33 PM (SRKgf)

140 Oregon would be beautiful but for the Liberals.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 01:33 PM (cwFUa)

141 Liberalism is the candle of hope...

...which ignites the curtains of communism...

...which engulfs your home in the inferno of Islam.

Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2017 01:18 PM (DQ4Fv)



I want this embroidered on a pillow.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 24, 2017 01:34 PM (LTHVh)

142 Qué nosotros hombres?
Nosotros son homo.

Posted by: El Devo at May 24, 2017 01:35 PM (fD1ST)

143 This is what it's like in Puerto Rico every day, Jerry!

Posted by: broseidon, news sleuth and provisional komodo dragon at May 24, 2017 01:35 PM (oZ6kz)

144 I want this embroidered on a pillow.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 24, 2017 01:34 PM (LTHVh)

The pillow I keep my gun under.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 24, 2017 01:35 PM (4ErVI)

145
FALN bombed people over independence for Puerto Rico.
I say we give it to them.

Posted by: rayj at May 24, 2017 01:35 PM (pI/IV)

146 They were planning a bombing there, knew about the Manchester bomb plan for weeks

The whole fucking family is ISIS

And the father worked as as security at Heathrow
Posted by: ThunderB
--------------
I stand in their defense.

Posted by: Notre Dame Validictorian at May 24, 2017 01:35 PM (ZO497)

147 125

Hey

Manchester Bombers brother and fathers were just arrested in Tripoli

They were planning a bombing there, knew about the Manchester bomb plan for weeks

The whole fucking family is ISIS

And the father worked as as security at Heathrow
Posted by: ThunderB


Holy cow.

Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2017 01:35 PM (DQ4Fv)

148 Que?

Posted by: El Devo at May 24, 2017 01:35 PM (fD1ST)

149 For an example, look at the city of Lawrence in Massachusetts. I will say no more.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 24, 2017 01:32 PM


Don't want to venture into Lawrence? Stand on the North Andover side of the line and compare the street paving on each side.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 24, 2017 01:36 PM (p+Wdc)

150 And the father worked as as security at Heathrow

Posted by: ThunderB


---

Ah, I love big government. Always looking out for you.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 24, 2017 01:36 PM (7ZVPa)

151 The Brits. This is not their Finest Hour.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 24, 2017 01:32 PM (7uYFy)


Been that way for a lot of hours now. I'm amazed that they are this cowed.

You'd think the horrific child rape networks would have snapped them out of it. I fear they are unable to save themselves.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2017 01:36 PM (bDjRV)

152 NYC has the government they deserve.
Its why I left.

Posted by: Iblis at May 24, 2017 01:37 PM (9221z)

153 Oregon would be beautiful but for the Liberals.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 01:33 PM (cwFUa)


Word on the street was the southern part of the state is quite unlike Portland/Eugene. Almost rebelliously anti-government.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2017 01:37 PM (TOk1P)

154 Puerto Rico ain't much to be proud of as it is.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 24, 2017 01:37 PM (0mRoj)

155 Is it the air out there? Seattle city councilwoman writes letter to Seahawks urging them to sign Kapernick. Good for a few laughs.

http://tinyurl.com/mnt7feh

Posted by: tu3031 at May 24, 2017 01:37 PM (qJhUV)

156
Ah, I love big government. Always looking out for you.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 24, 2017 01:36 PM (7ZVPa)


If you see something, say something. So we can ignore the warning and arrest *you* - you despicable racist Islamaphobe!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Summer's Here and the Outrage Outlet Reminds You to Use Sun Scream When At the Beach! at May 24, 2017 01:38 PM (hLRSq)

157 Que nosotros hombres?
Nosotros son homo.
Posted by: El Devo




Yo quiro Taco Bell!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2017 01:38 PM (Njtx4)

158 >>I think we can achieve world peace through bacon.


Bacon: the gateway meat for former vegetarians!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2017 01:38 PM (NOIQH)

159 The problem with that 60% labor rate in the US is that over half of that 60% works in some kind of a government paid job.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party

I'm not sure it's that high, but I've seen that is has been a swap. There were once ten employed in manufacturing for every government worker. Now it's ten in government for everyone employed in manufacturing.

But I do enjoy sitting home at night, picking up the remote, and reading the latest EPA regulations by candlelight. Who needs all that stuff we used to make?

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 24, 2017 01:38 PM (HTdUD)

160

Is it just me and every airport I pass though or is there a plethora (way beyond percentage of population) of mid east types employed at all US airports ?

Is there some kind of insane hiring preference no one told me about?

I'm asking seriously.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 24, 2017 01:38 PM (ARzf8)

161



In Fargo ND the tacos at Taco John's are not made with flour tortillas

They are made with potato lefse

And they are fabulous

Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2017 01:38 PM (eApHj)

162 Where are you seeing that ThunderB?

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 24, 2017 01:38 PM (zRZaJ)

163 Regarding Spanish surnames; if the father's name is more common or less prestigious than the mother's name, it is not unusal to go by the maternal surname. This was true even in the deepest darkest days of machismo.

Posted by: PJ at May 24, 2017 01:38 PM (3mF3W)

164 Just for the record, I don't care at all whether the Espanola is right. I'm just making a Devo joke about hispanic cockholsters with dick-shaped mouths who are hyphenating their hombre names.

Posted by: El Devo at May 24, 2017 01:38 PM (fD1ST)

165 Is it the air out there? Seattle city councilwoman writes letter to Seahawks urging them to sign Kapernick. Good for a few laughs.

http://tinyurl.com/mnt7feh
Posted by: tu3031 at May 24, 2017 01:37 PM (qJhUV)

It's the Californians who moved here. And the Seattle Urbanites. Though Seattle has always leaned left.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 24, 2017 01:38 PM (3OIiX)

166 A bunch of sponsors have fled. Including Goya Foods. Goya Foods will give money to La Raza, but this is too much even for them.

Posted by: Penfold at May 24, 2017 01:38 PM (Fbt5B)

167 "Yeah I laugh every time I see the "come do business in New York pay no taxes for 10 years" ad. Probably more fine print there than on some new drug that's come out. I've just been too lazy to look into the details."

It's all smoke and mirrors. And any county within 155mm howitzer range will kill you with local property school and town taxes.



Posted by: Marcus T at May 24, 2017 01:38 PM (sQgZv)

168 Those little girls, the ones who got busted with the Lemonade Stand, learned a valuable lesson that day.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 01:32 PM (cwFUa)



Ice-T?

Posted by: Mainah at May 24, 2017 01:33 PM


Lemonade, man. Read the comment.

Posted by: Ice T at May 24, 2017 01:39 PM (p+Wdc)

169 Manchester Bombers brother and fathers were just arrested in Tripoli


They were planning a bombing there, knew about the Manchester bomb plan for weeks


The whole fucking family is ISIS


And the father worked as as security at Heathrow
Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2017 01:29 PM (eApHj)


The Brits. This is not their Finest Hour.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 24, 2017 01:32 PM

1. "Watch" terrorists
2. Terrorist commit atrocity
3. Admit they were "watching" terrorists but did not think they were "dangerous"
4. Government calls for MORE surveillance
5. People agree
6. Later, rinse, repeat.

/only people being watched are the taxpayers. The government will NOT stop terrorism. They want it. Cloward Piven.

Posted by: shibumi at May 24, 2017 01:39 PM (aT+Bx)

170 I've noticed some made-up names starting to creep into Spanish-speaking families, not as strange as some other ethnic groups though.


What are you insinuating?

Posted by: Chlamydia Jones at May 24, 2017 01:39 PM (LTHVh)

171 Is there some kind of insane hiring preference no one told me about?

I'm asking seriously.

Posted by: The Walking Dude


--

Don't question your betters. If they employed people like you, too many potential terrorists might be stopped at the gates.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 24, 2017 01:40 PM (7ZVPa)

172

Go thru Denver or Mlps airport's


Staffed to the gills with Somalis

Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2017 01:40 PM (eApHj)

173 Liberalism is the candle of hope...

...which ignites the curtains of communism...

...which engulfs your home in the inferno of Islam.

Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2017 01:18 PM (DQ4Fv)


I want this embroidered on a pillow.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 24, 2017 01:34 PM (LTHVh)

+1

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 24, 2017 01:40 PM (3OIiX)

174 133 >>Law is only enforced against the law-abiding.


Those little girls, the ones who got busted with the Lemonade Stand, learned a valuable lesson that day.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 01:32 PM (cwFUa)

The state will not be denied its business license fees, inspection fees and sales tax.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 24, 2017 01:40 PM (0mRoj)

175 Those little girls, the ones who got busted with the Lemonade Stand, learned a valuable lesson that day.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 01:32 PM (cwFUa)


If they know what's good for them ... they'll keep their eyes straight ahead, hands on the stand, and keep it to "Yes, sir" and "No sir".

And if they don't ... two taps to the temple. Little bitches get what's coming. You don't question The Law.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 24, 2017 01:41 PM (tcQdP)

176 Those little girls, the ones who got busted with the Lemonade Stand, learned a valuable lesson that day.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 01:32 PM (cwFUa)



When are they getting out?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 01:41 PM (SRKgf)

177 Is there some kind of insane hiring preference no one told me about?

I'm asking seriously.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 24, 2017 01:38 PM (ARzf

It's a jobs program for nonwhites.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 24, 2017 01:41 PM (Jcg9Q)

178 170 I've noticed some made-up names starting to creep into Spanish-speaking families, not as strange as some other ethnic groups though.

Made-up, how so?


Posted by: Lavoris Carter at May 24, 2017 01:41 PM (ul9CR)

179 166 A bunch of sponsors have fled. Including Goya Foods. Goya Foods will give money to La Raza, but this is too much even for them.
Posted by: Penfold at May 24, 2017 01:38 PM (Fbt5B)


I believe Goya is Mexican. There's a lot of air between Mexican and Puerto Rican. Also, serious racial hatred.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2017 01:42 PM (bDjRV)

180 If they know what's good for them ... they'll keep their eyes straight ahead, hands on the stand, and keep it to "Yes, sir" and "No sir".

And if they don't ... two taps to the temple. Little bitches get what's coming. You don't question The Law.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 24, 2017 01:41 PM (tcQdP)

They walked with a purpose. Good shoot.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 24, 2017 01:42 PM (0mRoj)

181 Ah, I love big government. Always looking out for you.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 24, 2017 01:36 PM


FIFY, comrade.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 24, 2017 01:42 PM (p+Wdc)

182

Twitter


Just got reported on Fox


Whole fucking family is ISIS and daddy used to be airport security

Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2017 01:42 PM (eApHj)

183 Liberals act as though there's something wrong with the soil of Third World countries, but I say again: the problem is that those countries are full of Third World people. They're apparently incapable of running anything properly, and will make a hellhole out of anyplace they try to run, no matter how prosperous and well-run the place was before.

See, e.g., any history book.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 01:29 PM (

No, the problem with Detroit was the soil!

Posted by: Kwame Malik Kilpatrick at May 24, 2017 01:42 PM (XSEwK)

184 The Puerto Rican Day is probably the least seen episode of Seinfeld, since it was barred from syndication for years. You needed to have recorded it or owned it on DVD to watch it.

Either that or the pilot (not the episode The Pilot, the first episode of the series - called 'The Seinfeld Chronicles'), which also was rarely shown in syndication.

Posted by: broseidon, news sleuth and provisional komodo dragon at May 24, 2017 01:42 PM (oZ6kz)

185 The town of Brattleboro wants to invite Presdent and Micheal Obama to the first annual "We hate Trump Day Festival" and "Gay Pride Day Parade". This will be a beautiful event with everyone showing theer hatred to Bush and Trump. Come join us in the festive event and also donate any thing you can to help prevent Globull Warming and prevent the Icee caps from molting.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 24, 2017 01:43 PM (WmgTn)

186 Those little girls, the ones who got busted with the Lemonade Stand, learned a valuable lesson that day.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 01:32 PM (cwFUa)


When are they getting out?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara




#twoweeks!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2017 01:43 PM (Njtx4)

187
Is it just me and every airport I pass though or is there a plethora (way beyond percentage of population) of mid east types employed at all US airports ?


Is there some kind of insane hiring preference no one told me about?


I'm asking seriously.
--

I think the theory is "we must aggressively screen white grandmothers in wheelchairs and handicapped white men as highly dangerous potential terrorists, however, to prove we are tolerant, we must employ as many Muslims at airports as possible and treat all muslim passengers as respectfully as possible so as not to upset them."

/not joking

Posted by: shibumi at May 24, 2017 01:43 PM (aT+Bx)

188 I'm sure he hates you too Al.Collegiality.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/265698/

Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2017 01:43 PM (rmVvL)

189 163 Regarding Spanish surnames; if the father's name is more common or less prestigious than the mother's name, it is not unusal to go by the maternal surname. This was true even in the deepest darkest days of machismo.
Posted by: PJ at May 24, 2017 01:38 PM (3mF3W)



That'll never catch on in the ghetto. For one thing, you'd have to know the father's name.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 01:44 PM (SRKgf)

190 >>Whole fucking family is ISIS and daddy used to be airport security


Shocked.

I am shocked to find Terrorists living amongst the Refugee population.



Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2017 01:44 PM (cwFUa)

191 179
166 A bunch of sponsors have fled. Including Goya Foods. Goya Foods
will give money to La Raza, but this is too much even for them.

Posted by: Penfold at May 24, 2017 01:38 PM (Fbt5B)



I believe Goya is Mexican. There's a lot of air between Mexican and Puerto Rican. Also, serious racial hatred.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2017 01:42 PM (bDjRV)

=====

One of the founders was from Spain, who emigrated to Puerto Rico, and married the woman who be one of the other founders. Still a family owned business, and worth over a billion dollars.

Posted by: Penfold at May 24, 2017 01:44 PM (Fbt5B)

192 It's the Californians who moved here. And the Seattle Urbanites. Though Seattle has always leaned left.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 24, 2017 01:38 PM (3OIiX)

Seattle should be added to the list of cities that if nuked we'd send the guilty party a fruit basket to.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 24, 2017 01:44 PM (Jcg9Q)

193 179 166 A bunch of sponsors have fled. Including Goya Foods. Goya Foods will give money to La Raza, but this is too much even for them.
Posted by: Penfold at May 24, 2017 01:38 PM (Fbt5B)

I believe Goya is Mexican. There's a lot of air between Mexican and Puerto Rican. Also, serious racial hatred.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2017 01:42 PM (bDjRV)


From what my father told me about the Puerto Ricans he used to work with, they hated EVERYONE.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2017 01:44 PM (luj3F)

194 166 A bunch of sponsors have fled. Including Goya Foods. Goya Foods will give money to La Raza, but this is too much even for them.
Posted by: Penfold at May 24, 2017 01:38 PM (Fbt5B)


This is what I think of every time I read "Goya Foods".

I mean, it is Goya, after all:

https://tinyurl.com/ll8jegs

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 24, 2017 01:44 PM (CPk08)

195 Manchester Bombers brother and fathers were just arrested in Tripoli

They were planning a bombing there, knew about the Manchester bomb plan for weeks

The whole fucking family is ISIS

And the father worked as as security at Heathrow

Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2017 01:29 PM (eApHj)



Sure why not give the fox the keys to the hen house

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 01:44 PM (493sH)

196 >>The whole fucking family is ISIS

And the father worked as as security at Heathrow

Yikes! The whole family being in on it doesn't surprise me, though.

The San Bernardino family was sketchy, including the dude's mom who lived with them and managed to never notice the bullets and gun stuff in the nursery closet. The Pulse nightclub terrorist's wife helped him scope venues. The NYC/NJ subway bomber's family all fled the country before he did it.

These terrorists don't just happen, they are raised this way.

Also: PJW has a Manchester video out that includes media interview w/woman at concert who reported a woman acting suspiciously (alone, nervous, kept looking at spot where bomb eventually detonated), and - get this - they scolded her for racism in addition to doing nothing about it.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2017 01:45 PM (NOIQH)

197 154 Puerto Rico ain't much to be proud of as it is.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 24, 2017 01:37 PM (0mRoj)

Nearly got into a fistfight at a former job when I 'corrected' a out and out proud PR. Guy wouldn't shut up about how great PR is AND how bad the US was in comparison. Told him that like PR separating from the US, fighting me isn't going to go the way he was assuming it would.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 24, 2017 01:45 PM (B11vO)

198 The town of Brattleboro wants to invite Presdent and Micheal Obama to the first annual "We hate Trump Day Festival" and "Gay Pride Day Parade". This will be a beautiful event with everyone showing theer hatred to Bush and Trump. Come join us in the festive event and also donate any thing you can to help prevent Globull Warming and prevent the Icee caps from molting.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 24, 2017 01:43 PM (WmgTn)


I give it a 7.

Considering how long this gag has been running, a 7 is quite high. Good show, indeed.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2017 01:45 PM (TOk1P)

199 Puerto Rico ain't much to be proud of as it is.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 24, 2017 01:37 PM (0mRoj)


You would never know that fro the Puerto Rican's here who have the P.R. flag all over their cars, hats, t-shirts and everything else. I like Puerto Ricans but I never understood the "pride." Their island is a basket case that everyone wants to leave and has always been a vassal state--first of Spain, then of the U.s.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 24, 2017 01:45 PM (7uYFy)

200 From what my father told me about the Puerto Ricans he used to work with, they hated EVERYONE.


That explains the knives.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 24, 2017 01:45 PM (LTHVh)

201

"And yet people claim that the left has a soft spot for terrorism coming from their fellow travelers. How dare they."
There's also the case of Joanne Chesimard, a.k.a. "Assata Shakur", the lefty domestic terrorist who's still a fugitive from U.S. justice in Cuba after having murdered a police officer here in the States.

The Castro government has not wanted to give her up -- _Socialismo o Muerte!!!_ for a revolutionary fellow traveller -- and of course the Obama administration wouldn't let such a minor detail as a dead cop interfere with Barky's big show of restoring diplomatic relations.
The Black Student Union at Cal Berkeley has a longstanding demand that one of the major campus buildings be renamed after "Shakur". And Marquette had a huge mural in honor of "Shakur" put up in their "Gender and Sexuality Resource Center".

Posted by: torquewrench at May 24, 2017 01:46 PM (ujwCG)

202 >>Sure why not give the fox the keys to the hen house

Sure seems like this is an issue at US airports, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2017 01:46 PM (NOIQH)

203 Sure why not give the fox the keys to the hen house

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 01:44 PM


The Paolo, he is liking the cut of your jib and wonders if you perhaps have a newsletter.

Posted by: Paolo at May 24, 2017 01:46 PM (p+Wdc)

204 I believe Goya is Mexican. There's a lot of air between Mexican and Puerto Rican. Also, serious racial hatred.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2017 01:42 PM (bDjRV)

The Puerto Rican crazy chick I chased in my stupider days said there's some kind of "hierarchy" between Mexicans, PR's and Cubans that they're always fighting over.

I forget what the order was, but I'm sure PR's were first.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 24, 2017 01:46 PM (Jcg9Q)

205 Manchester Bombers brother and fathers were just arrested in Tripoli

They were planning a bombing there, knew about the Manchester bomb plan for weeks



They were going to bomb Tripoli?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 01:46 PM (SRKgf)

206 So if Western Europe and the US were actively trying to get a bunch of their citizens killed, what would they be doing differently?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 24, 2017 01:46 PM (7ZVPa)

207 Another stupid thing GW did,close the bombing and shelling range in PR.At least we got some good use out of that part of PR...

Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2017 01:47 PM (rmVvL)

208 154 Puerto Rico ain't much to be proud of as it is.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 24, 2017 01:37 PM (0mRoj)

Nearly got into a fistfight at a former job when I 'corrected' a out and out proud PR. Guy wouldn't shut up about how great PR is AND how bad the US was in comparison. Told him that like PR separating from the US, fighting me isn't going to go the way he was assuming it would.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 24, 2017 01:45 PM (B11vO)


I've seen similar scenes as you describe. Very touchy about that place....always ready to pull a knife....

I denounce myself...

Posted by: JoeF. at May 24, 2017 01:47 PM (7uYFy)

209 I briefly dated a woman from the Dominican Republic. Dominicans and Puerto Ricans do not get along, and will clearly and loudly explain the differences, which often devolves to the women being cabeza de pollos.

Posted by: Penfold at May 24, 2017 01:47 PM (Fbt5B)

210 Terrorism is the tactic of peace.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 24, 2017 01:48 PM (Nwg0u)

211 Also: PJW has a Manchester video out that includes media interview w/woman at concert who reported a woman acting suspiciously (alone, nervous, kept looking at spot where bomb eventually detonated), and - get this - they scolded her for racism in addition to doing nothing about it.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2017 01:45 PM (NOIQH)

You have to love the intolerance of the tolerance police.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2017 01:48 PM (ycWCI)

212

Yes

They were going to set off a bomb in Tripoli


After all, it is Ramadan

Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2017 01:48 PM (eApHj)

213 Anyway, I'm not sure what the big deal is about the sons taking on their mothers' names. We've had millions of people in our (D) run cities doing that ever since LBJ, right?

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 24, 2017 01:48 PM (fD1ST)

214 They were going to bomb Tripoli?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


--

It would take an expert to determine which photos were before and after.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 24, 2017 01:48 PM (7ZVPa)

215
165 Is it the air out there? Seattle city councilwoman writes letter to Seahawks urging them to sign Kapernick. Good for a few laughs.

http://tinyurl.com/mnt7feh
Posted by: tu3031 at May 24, 2017 01:37 PM (qJhUV)

It's the Californians who moved here. And the Seattle Urbanites. Though Seattle has always leaned left.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 24, 2017 01:38 PM (3OIiX)

You have to give Seattle liberals credit. They have seen what low income persons cost and have used regulations to jack up housing prices and force most low income persons out to the surrounding communities. This has the bonus of electing liberals there who support state laws favoring Seattle.
Seattle is a plague and we're the victims.

Free Hootersville!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 24, 2017 01:48 PM (e1mEI)

216 The Black Student Union at Cal Berkeley has a longstanding demand that one of the major campus buildings be renamed after "Shakur".

Posted by: torquewrench at May 24, 2017 01:46 PM (ujwCG)


I have a longstanding demand that the Black Student Union all have to take calculus.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 01:48 PM (SRKgf)

217 Nearly got into a fistfight at a former job when I 'corrected' a out and out proud PR. Guy wouldn't shut up about how great PR is AND how bad the US was in comparison. Told him that like PR separating from the US, fighting me isn't going to go the way he was assuming it would.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 24, 2017 01:45 PM (B11vO)

Sheesh. Yeah, PR is in great shape. That's why they have a $123 billion bankruptcy case pending.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 24, 2017 01:49 PM (0mRoj)

218 211 Also: PJW has a Manchester video out that includes media interview w/woman at concert who reported a woman acting suspiciously (alone, nervous, kept looking at spot where bomb eventually detonated), and - get this - they scolded her for racism in addition to doing nothing about it.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2017 01:45 PM (NOIQH)

You have to love the intolerance of the tolerance police.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2017 01:48 PM (ycWCI)

People just need to start fighting back in word and deed.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 24, 2017 01:49 PM (B11vO)

219
Fox Business - first Gillian Turner is on. And then they showed a clip from the usual nitwits in Manchester with the 'Love for all. Hate for None' signs. Tell that to the 22 dead

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 01:50 PM (493sH)

220 Yes

They were going to set off a bomb in Tripoli

After all, it is Ramadan
Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2017 01:48 PM (eApHj)


I'm kind of liking this concept. If we can just get the Muzzies to stick to blowing each other up, we'd really have something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 01:50 PM (SRKgf)

221 redc1c4 ,

In addition to being unfunny, that's also ugly; do you even begin to entertain the possibility that there are Puerto Rican readers here who might not think the musty old racial insults you're peddling are amusing?

Clean it up.

Posted by: Guy Who's Pretty Proud To Have Taken 8th Grade Spanish at May 24, 2017 01:50 PM (8rNrN)

222 204 I believe Goya is Mexican. There's a lot of air between Mexican and Puerto Rican. Also, serious racial hatred.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 24, 2017 01:42 PM (bDjRV)

The Puerto Rican crazy chick I chased in my stupider days said there's some kind of "hierarchy" between Mexicans, PR's and Cubans that they're always fighting over.

I forget what the order was, but I'm sure PR's were first.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 24, 2017 01:46 PM (Jcg9Q)

Unpossible! Hispanics are monolithic in culture and attitude!

/prog idiot

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 24, 2017 01:50 PM (0mRoj)

223 Check it out: https://twitter.com/dbev007
This is the douchebag that reported Katie Hopkins for "hate speech" to the police. Looks like someone hacked him, lol

Posted by: pete at May 24, 2017 01:50 PM (meg+g)

224 I have a question: where did the Manchester asshole get the explosives? I haven't seen any source address that question.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 01:51 PM (SRKgf)

225 Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 24, 2017 01:34 PM (LTHVh)

If you actually do want that embroidered on a pillow contact me at the link in my nic and we can make that happen.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 24, 2017 01:51 PM (sEDyY)

226 One of my friends & I were in "West Side Story" in high school, and we worked as busboys, in a restaurant where the cook staff were all Puerto Ricans. So one day we were singing "When you're a Jet" & got to the line about "every Puerto Rican is a lousy chicken." One of the cooks grabbed a giant cleaver & shouted "WHAT? WHAT YOU SAY!?!" but he was just screwing with us.

Posted by: josephistan at May 24, 2017 01:51 PM (7HtZB)

227 The Black Student Union at Cal Berkeley has a longstanding demand
that one of the major campus buildings be renamed after "Shakur".

Any word on what the White Student Union has to say about this? Maybe name a building after Archie Bunker?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 24, 2017 01:51 PM (qJhUV)

228 redc1c4 ,

In addition to being unfunny, that's also ugly; do you even begin to entertain the possibility that there are Puerto Rican readers here who might not think the musty old racial insults you're peddling are amusing?

Clean it up.



Posted by: Guy Who's Pretty Proud To Have Taken 8th Grade Spanish at May 24, 2017 01:50 PM (8rNrN)

Real, or the new Mary Cloggenstein? I can't tell.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 24, 2017 01:52 PM (Jcg9Q)

229 Who's the pretty Wicket in the mirror there?
What Ewok? Where?

Posted by: zombie natalie wood at May 24, 2017 01:52 PM (nlbfN)

230
Unpossible! Hispanics are monolithic in culture and attitude!

/prog idiot
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 24, 2017 01:50 PM (0mRoj)

And they're all natural conservatives.

Posted by: GOPe at May 24, 2017 01:52 PM (7HtZB)

231 I'm kind of liking this concept. If we can just get the Muzzies to stick to blowing each other up, we'd really have something.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 01:50 PM (SRKgf0


To be fair, outside of Israel, we have about a 99% success rate. I mean, they are waaaay better at killing each other than we are at killing them.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 24, 2017 01:52 PM (CPk08)

232 227 The Black Student Union at Cal Berkeley has a longstanding demand
that one of the major campus buildings be renamed after "Shakur".

Any word on what the White Student Union has to say about this? Maybe name a building after Archie Bunker?
Posted by: tu3031 at May 24, 2017 01:51 PM (qJhUV)

That would be awesome-of course the usual suspects wouldn't get the idea though.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 24, 2017 01:53 PM (B11vO)

233 The Puerto Rican crazy chick I chased in my stupider days said there's some kind of "hierarchy" between Mexicans, PR's and Cubans that they're always fighting over.

I forget what the order was, but I'm sure PR's were first.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 24, 2017 01:46 PM (Jcg9Q)




Yup. They always try to outdo each other when it comes to patriotic displays and parades, and their IS a pecking order.
I once had a Puerto Rican guy regale me with stories of his Mexican tenants and how dirty they were and how many people they tried to squeeze into the apartment.
He said all of this without any hint of irony.









Posted by: JoeF. at May 24, 2017 01:53 PM (7uYFy)

234 219
Fox Business - first Gillian Turner is on. And then they showed a clip from the usual nitwits in Manchester with the 'Love for all. Hate for None' signs. Tell that to the 22 dead
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 01:50 PM (493sH)

The guy selling the "Bring us their Heads!" and "We demand Blood!" signs is going to make a mint before he is arrested for racism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2017 01:53 PM (ycWCI)

235 Also: PJW has a Manchester video out that includes media interview w/woman at concert who reported a woman acting suspiciously (alone, nervous, kept looking at spot where bomb eventually detonated), and - get this - they scolded her for racism in addition to doing nothing about it.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2017 01:45 PM (NOIQH)


It's time to start suing the shit out of police departments

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 01:53 PM (493sH)

236 The Puerto Rican crazy chick I chased in my stupider days said there's some kind of "hierarchy" between Mexicans, PR's and Cubans that they're always fighting over.

I forget what the order was, but I'm sure PR's were first.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 24, 2017 01:46 PM (Jcg9Q)



That's kind of like Maxine Waters and Hank Johnson arguing over who is more clever.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 01:53 PM (SRKgf)

237 I do remember my Puerto Rican girlfriend / fling fondly, though. Tall, brown, with long, wavy hair that was somehow blonde-ish when the sun hit it just right, and crazy as hell. Stabby, which seems comical to hear other people joke about it. And wonderful in bed, as crazy always is.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 24, 2017 01:54 PM (fD1ST)

238 PR does have the third highest per capita GDP in Latin America. Of course the capitas always have the option to migrate to the mainland.

The nationalism is strong in much of PR society and given the status of a dependency this is often manifested as a shoulder chip.

Posted by: RioBravo at May 24, 2017 01:54 PM (SsblQ)

239
Is it just me and every airport I pass though or is there a plethora (way beyond percentage of population) of mid east types employed at all US airports ?


Is there some kind of insane hiring preference no one told me about?


I'm asking seriously.
--

I think the theory is "we must aggressively screen white grandmothers in wheelchairs and handicapped white men as highly dangerous potential terrorists, however, to prove we are tolerant, we must employ as many Muslims at airports as possible and treat all muslim passengers as respectfully as possible so as not to upset them."

/not joking

Posted by: shibumi at May 24, 2017 01:43 PM (aT+Bx)






Honestly I think it's the Deep State saying "Fuck You, Americans"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 24, 2017 01:54 PM (quw2O)

240 235 Also: PJW has a Manchester video out that includes media interview w/woman at concert who reported a woman acting suspiciously (alone, nervous, kept looking at spot where bomb eventually detonated), and - get this - they scolded her for racism in addition to doing nothing about it.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2017 01:45 PM (NOIQH)


It's time to start suing the shit out of police departments
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 01:53 PM (493sH)

Won't work. I suspect Brits have even less recourse against their own government than we do.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 24, 2017 01:55 PM (0mRoj)

241 "It's a jobs program for nonwhites."

is this about Metro in Houston? Because you need to include the 80lb over weight rule.

Posted by: DanMan at May 24, 2017 01:56 PM (XTiHL)

242 Will PR be able to float a loan???

Posted by: zombie natalie wood at May 24, 2017 01:56 PM (nlbfN)

243 Ah, I love big government. Always looking out for you.

-
I like big gov and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 24, 2017 01:56 PM (Nwg0u)

244 "The Puerto Rican crazy chick I chased in my stupider days said there's
some kind of 'hierarchy' between Mexicans, PR's and Cubans that they're
always fighting over."

Yes. And Mexico is a big enough place that it's got multiple complex internal hierarchies of province and class and tribe.

This is why I laughed so long and hard when hearing clueless Anglo political consultants for the GOP opining that (depending on who was writing the checks that day) either Rubio or Cruz would be able to magically unlock the deep well of Hispanic ethnic solidarity at the polling place.

To which: both guys are Cubans, for certain values of "Cuban". Whereas most of the Hispanic voters around where I live are Mexicans or Mexican-descended, and a Mexican couldn't give a shit about a Cuban. There's very little mutual regard.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 24, 2017 01:56 PM (ujwCG)

245 I do remember my Puerto Rican girlfriend / fling fondly, though. Tall, brown, with long, wavy hair that was somehow blonde-ish when the sun hit it just right, and crazy as hell.



Tall and brown and young and crazy
The girl from Puerto Rico goes walking..


Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2017 01:56 PM (493sH)

246 Any word on what the White Student Union has to say about this? Maybe name a building after Archie Bunker?
Posted by: tu3031 at May 24, 2017 01:51 PM (qJhUV)

They'd fight that. It would be the Battle of Bunker Hall.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Summer's Here and the Outrage Outlet Reminds You to Use Sun Scream When At the Beach! at May 24, 2017 01:56 PM (hLRSq)

247

Manchester bombers home had zero explosive residue


Someone else made it and gave it to him directly b4 the attack

I am sure daddy knows

Maybe he used his contacts in airport security to ship it

More likely made in the UK. They are looking in London for the bomb maker

Sonny was just a mule

What kind of piece of shit sends his son off to do that

Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2017 01:56 PM (eApHj)

248 223 Check it out: https://twitter.com/dbev007
This is the douchebag that reported Katie Hopkins for "hate speech" to the police. Looks like someone hacked him, lol
Posted by: pete at May 24, 2017 01:50 PM (meg+g)

==================

Bwahaha! God bless the Legion of Pepe!

Posted by: Jackal at May 24, 2017 01:57 PM (2aOb4)

249 I briefly dated a woman from the Dominican Republic. Dominicans and Puerto Ricans do not get along, and will clearly and loudly explain the differences, which often devolves to the women being cabeza de pollos.
Posted by: Penfold at May 24, 2017 01:47 PM (Fbt5B)


Not really. It's like the Italians and Irish here used to be. They never "got along." either. All they did was marry each other and screw their brains out and have 8 kids.....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 24, 2017 01:57 PM (7uYFy)

250 243 Ah, I love big government. Always looking out for you.

-
I like big gov and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 24, 2017 01:56 PM (Nwg0u)

When a cop storms in with a big fat waist
And a handgun in your face you get
Sprung!

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 24, 2017 01:57 PM (0mRoj)

251 Nood,'splodey family

Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2017 01:57 PM (rmVvL)

252 Posted by: torquewrench at May 24, 2017 01:56 PM (ujwCG)

Call my Colombian sister-in-law a Mexican. I dare you.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Summer's Here and the Outrage Outlet Reminds You to Use Sun Scream When At the Beach! at May 24, 2017 01:58 PM (hLRSq)

253 What kind of piece of shit sends his son off to do that
Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2017 01:56 PM (eApHj)

A GFM, obviously.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 24, 2017 01:58 PM (0mRoj)

254 jobs program for nonwhites
--------------
is this about Metro in Houston? Because you need to include the 80lb over weight rule.

Posted by: DanMan at May 24, 2017 01:56 PM (XTiHL)
--------------------------------------
I'm working on my tan now...

Posted by: RioBravo at May 24, 2017 01:59 PM (SsblQ)

255 241 "It's a jobs program for nonwhites."

is this about Metro in Houston? Because you need to include the 80lb over weight rule.
Posted by: DanMan at May 24, 2017 01:56 PM (XTiHL)


Ever go into a government office in DC? Every office seems to be staffed by a herd of ghettopotamuses. If you set foot in one, you instantly figure out how government things get fucked up.

My favorite: the document listing docket numbers with every "0" replaced by "O."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2017 01:59 PM (SRKgf)

256 Judging from comments here, PR attitudes have a lot in common with certain Irish and Scottish attitudes.

Posted by: 13times at May 24, 2017 01:59 PM (WHVu+)

257 Is it just me and every airport I pass though or is there a plethora (way beyond percentage of population) of mid east types employed at all US airports ?
Is there some kind of insane hiring preference no one told me about?
I'm asking seriously.


Last time I flew out of Philly International the place was thick with islamic types. Then I flew into Ohio and the place was thick with islamic types. Full islamic garb in both places.

But I'm sure my recollections are not the norm.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 24, 2017 02:00 PM (HTdUD)

258 Real, or the new Mary Cloggenstein? I can't tell.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 24, 2017 01:52 PM (Jcg9Q)


Given the long-standing tradition here of controlling what people say ... by COBs and Self Appointed COBs alike ?

I'm going long on Real.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 24, 2017 02:01 PM (tcQdP)

259 Hey

Manchester Bombers brother and fathers were just arrested in Tripoli

They were planning a bombing there, knew about the Manchester bomb plan for weeks

The whole fucking family is ISIS

And the father worked as as security at Heathrow
Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2017 01:29 PM (eApHj)


All those progressives who were loudly pointing out the past couple of days that the bomber's 2nd generation status totally invalidated those right wing fascist anti immigrant arguments must now have seen the light...

But of course not. And what a non surprise to anyone with a remotely open mind paying the slightest attention over the years.

Posted by: Keith at May 24, 2017 02:01 PM (USf3s)

260 Call my Colombian sister-in-law a Mexican. I dare you.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Summer's Here and the Outrage Outlet Reminds You to Use Sun Scream When At the Beach! at May 24, 2017 01:58 PM (hLRSq)


Hey Mikey. Your sister-in-law is a Mexican. Tell her ScoggDog said so.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 24, 2017 02:05 PM (tcQdP)

261 Ever heard a Cathtillian thpeak Thpanith? They're all homos.

Posted by: Zorro, the Gay Blade at May 24, 2017 02:15 PM (d6ag0)

262
223 Check it out: https://twitter.com/dbev007
This is the douchebag that reported Katie Hopkins for "hate speech" to the police. Looks like someone hacked him, lol


Posted by: pete at May 24, 2017 01:50 PM (meg+g)

So Holmes said British men should protect their women and children and he thought that was a "hate crime?"

Now there's a sackless dhimmi. "Rest assured that I will never protect any women and children!"

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 24, 2017 02:34 PM (ZM2xo)

263 Maybe the point has been made, but isn't it shocking how they've been able to round up so many people in such a short window of time since the attack. It's almost like the police knew where to look and whom to look at. Too bad they couldn't be bothered last week. But if we have to take on extra risks so they can feel good about themselves, that's a tradeoff they are willing to take.

Posted by: joe, no that other one at May 24, 2017 02:34 PM (7pOq5)

264 This is, in my mind, another example of how the Left wants to thoroughly destroy civil society so that people have nowhere else to go but to a Leftist dominated government. Think about it. This parade is very much a product of civil society. De Blasio isn't stupid: he knows his loving gesture to a terrorist will piss off a lot of people. That his actions does so makes it even better for him. If he can use these actions to diminish or hopefully even end the parade, for him, it's a success.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at May 24, 2017 04:05 PM (OF65v)

265 Little known fact: Vincente Fox's first name is Vicente.

Posted by: Donkey Joto at May 24, 2017 04:06 PM (0D9O2)

266 Fox quesadas are okay, but not nearly as tasty as beef or chicken quesadas.

They're better if the counter isn't out of "fire" sauce.

Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at May 24, 2017 05:08 PM (K+9+W)

267 "...and the man is a homo." Really? Where did that come from? I was happily reading along and nodding in agreement as usual, and then I just got kicked in the teeth. Wow! And it's not even funny. It's just a casual slur unnecessarily thrown into a completely unrelated topic. Do a column on many of the absurdities of the LGBTMOUSE establishment, and I'll be happy to join in, but there's no need to offend a whole group of people in this case. Just say the man is a "wuss" or a "milquetoast". However, if that's the way you really regard "homos", I defend your right to say so. I'd much rather know you have a casual disdain for "homos", but damn, being a gay conservative can be hard when you have to face the fact that the people you admire regard you as a joke.

Posted by: HenryCameron at May 25, 2017 01:53 PM (wQJg1)

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