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Beautiful: Pranksters Submit a Hoax Paper on "The Conceptual Penis" to Well-Regarded Gender Studies Journal; Get Peer Reviewed By Two Scholars; Then Get the Ridiculous Thing Published
A nice start to a week that will probably be awful:
But they cheated slightly -- because their intended hoax paper is no more absurd than the nonsense typically published.
Abstract: Anatomical penises may exist, but as pre-operative transgendered women also have anatomical penises, the penis vis-ŕ-vis maleness is an incoherent construct. We argue that the conceptual penis is better understood not as an anatomical organ but as a social construct isomorphic to performative toxic masculinity. Through detailed poststructuralist discursive criticism and the example of climate
change, this paper will challenge the prevailing and damaging social trope that
penises are best understood as the male sexual organ and reassign it a more fitting
role as a type of masculine performance.
The full stupid thing is here, but see the first link for choice excerpts, like this:We like to congrat @peterboghossian for the successful hoax, we wouldn't be able to distinguish it from a real gender studies paper either
— New Real Peer Review (@RealPeerReview) May 19, 2017
[T]he conceptual penis is a performative social construct, and it is one that is isomorphic to an especially toxic strain of masculinity. Still, even as a social construct, the conceptual penis is hopelessly dominated by recalcitrant social constructions that favor hypermasculine interpretations of the penis as a notion unjustly associated with high male value (Schwalbe & Wolkomir, 2001). Many cisgendered hypermasculine males, for instance, seem to identify those aspects of their masculinity upon which they most obviously dependAnd then they go on to suggest that the conceptual penis is responsible for climate change.
with the notion that they carry their penis as a symbol of male power, domination, control, capability, desirability, and aggression (The National Coalition for Men "compile[d] a list of synonyms for the word penis [sic]," these include the terms “beaver basher," "cranny axe," "custard launcher,” "dagger," "heat-seeking moisture missile," "mayo shooting hotdog gun," "pork sword," and "yogurt
shotgun" [2011]). Based upon an appreciable corpus of feminist literature on the penis, this troubling
identification results in an effective isomorphism linking the conceptual penis with toxic hypermasculinity.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2017 12:48 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: fluffy at May 22, 2017 12:49 PM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: MacGruber at May 22, 2017 12:49 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 22, 2017 12:49 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: IP at May 22, 2017 12:49 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2017 12:49 PM (KlI/a)
*mic drop*
These guys are AWESOME!!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2017 12:49 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2017 12:50 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at May 22, 2017 12:50 PM (dQJCS)
Posted by: undocumented SMOD at May 22, 2017 12:50 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Strobe at May 22, 2017 12:50 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2017 12:50 PM (CDxfo)
Posted by: jmt at May 22, 2017 12:51 PM (I8vjj)
Posted by: Roy at May 22, 2017 12:51 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: King Missile at May 22, 2017 12:51 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2017 12:51 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: redenzo at May 22, 2017 12:51 PM (5wSNN)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Ace and the Scream Machine at the County Fairgrounds at May 22, 2017 12:51 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2017 12:51 PM (KlI/a)
I mean, just accepting a piece of nonsense that corresponds to your views simply because it corresponds to your views and presenting it as rigorous study makes me think that these are really serious thinkers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2017 12:52 PM (viSzi)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 22, 2017 12:52 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at May 22, 2017 12:52 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: undocumented SMOD at May 22, 2017 12:52 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at May 22, 2017 12:52 PM (RD7QR)
Beyond Einstein's "only one to prove me wrong" comment, one of the best ways I've heard it put:
I've lost my keys.
99 studies determined that my keys are not in my house.
1 study determined that my keys are in my house (hamper, specifically).
Modern science says that my keys are not inside my house.
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 22, 2017 12:52 PM (fD1ST)
Posted by: Strobe at May 22, 2017 12:52 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Reverse Polish Notation at May 22, 2017 12:52 PM (qfDb3)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2017 12:52 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: fluffy at May 22, 2017 12:53 PM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2017 12:53 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 12:53 PM (c6/9Q)
Zardoz: The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2017 12:53 PM (viSzi)
Posted by: Roy at May 22, 2017 12:53 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Leftie Humanities Professors at May 22, 2017 12:53 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: King Missile
Conceptual penis vs. detachable penis
You don't want to find yours on a blanket next to an old toaster...
Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2017 12:53 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Ace and the Scream Machine at the County Fairgrounds at May 22, 2017 12:53 PM (hLRSq)
Beyond Einstein's "only one to prove me wrong" comment, one of the best ways I've heard it put:
I've lost my keys.
99 studies determined that my keys are not in my house.
1 study determined that my keys are in my house (hamper, specifically).
Modern science says that my keys are not inside my house.
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 22, 2017 12:52 PM (fD1ST)
=============
Gonna have to remember that one...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2017 12:53 PM (viSzi)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2017 12:53 PM (udajc)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2017 12:53 PM (BC5E+)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 22, 2017 12:54 PM (JTTMp)
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 22, 2017 12:54 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: McCool at May 22, 2017 12:54 PM (sZaoP)
I think I see the error in their assumption.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 22, 2017 12:54 PM (i0ykY)
Posted by: Butthead at May 22, 2017 12:54 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: mr wolf at May 22, 2017 12:54 PM (0Ng0w)
Posted by: 80's music fan at May 22, 2017 12:54 PM (8NRzt)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 12:54 PM (0mRoj)
When I get a woody, I like to picture a block of Antarctic ice tumbling into the ocean. A chubby only knocks a polar bear off the ice.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 22, 2017 12:54 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Yo! at May 22, 2017 12:54 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 12:54 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 22, 2017 12:54 PM (eXSOZ)
==============
Nope, that's the High Concept Penis.
Similar, but different.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2017 12:54 PM (viSzi)
Posted by: Ripley at May 22, 2017 12:55 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 22, 2017 12:55 PM (eXSOZ)
Which, you know, is just all in a day's work for the horde.
Posted by: Texas Dan at May 22, 2017 12:55 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Roy at May 22, 2017 12:55 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at May 22, 2017 12:52 PM
FIFY.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2017 12:55 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 22, 2017 12:55 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 22, 2017 12:54 PM (eXSOZ)
==============
Nope, that's the High Concept Penis.
Similar, but different.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2017 12:54 PM (viSzi)
The Caped Cocksader.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 12:55 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Zardoz at May 22, 2017 12:55 PM (VdICR)
shotgun" [2011]).
You forgot "baby batter baster".
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 12:56 PM (utT6Q)
Posted by: Yo! at May 22, 2017 12:56 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 22, 2017 12:56 PM (eXSOZ)
CAUTION: My conceptual schadenboner may contribute to rising sea levels when I go to the beach this weekend. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 22, 2017 12:56 PM (LeUrG)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Ace and the Scream Machine at the County Fairgrounds at May 22, 2017 12:56 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: SJW scientists at May 22, 2017 12:56 PM (nHbAq)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2017 12:56 PM (NOIQH)
NTTAWWT
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 22, 2017 12:56 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2017 12:56 PM (gIRsn)
shotgun" [2011]).
You forgot "baby batter baster".
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 12:56 PM (utT6Q)
The bologna pony.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 12:56 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2017 12:56 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 12:57 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2017 12:57 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: pookysgirl at May 22, 2017 12:57 PM (ar2KI)
Posted by: Yo! at May 22, 2017 12:56 PM (GwIKd)
Fag! Wait...
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 12:57 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at May 22, 2017 12:52 PM (RD7QR)
...
fify
Posted by: Texas Dan at May 22, 2017 12:57 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: The Dude at May 22, 2017 12:57 PM (7HtZB)
Not many people know it, but Lou Reed founded that group.
Posted by: Roy at May 22, 2017 12:57 PM (7n4KQ)
Which, you know, is just all in a day's work for the horde.
Posted by: Texas Dan
Aka, Monday.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 12:58 PM (utT6Q)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2017 12:58 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 22, 2017 12:58 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Count de Monet
My understanding is, shortly after G-d created Eve from Adams rib, he pointed to a wet spot on the ground and told Eve, 'that's where thouest sleep'.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 22, 2017 12:58 PM (HTdUD)
Jamie Lindsay appears to be a Scottish professional footballer currently playing for Celtic.
Posted by: undocumented SMOD at May 22, 2017 12:58 PM (e8kgV)
Pffft. I spoke about this a century ago in my paper, "The Penis Envy of Mother Nature".
Posted by: Sigmund Freud at May 22, 2017 12:58 PM (zc3Db)
I saw Conceptual Penis open for Candiru at Amazon River. It sounded pretty bad.
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 22, 2017 12:58 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 12:58 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 12:56 PM (utT6Q)
The bologna pony.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 12:56 PM (0mRoj)
I call mine the Missouri, because battleships aren't the only things with 18 inch guns.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 22, 2017 12:58 PM (Jcg9Q)
I'm particularly glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it a beautiful take on authentic college gibberish...
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2017 12:58 PM (493sH)
Posted by: A dude at May 22, 2017 12:59 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Ace and the Scream Machine at the County Fairgrounds at May 22, 2017 12:59 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 22, 2017 12:59 PM (fD1ST)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 22, 2017 12:59 PM (Vnlws)
Posted by: Admiral Snackbar at May 22, 2017 12:59 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Yo! at May 22, 2017 12:56 PM (GwIKd)
so,, about The House and not the Senate ?
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 12:59 PM (c6/9Q)
from Adams rib, he pointed to a wet spot on the ground and told Eve,
'that's where thouest sleep'.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 22, 2017 12:58 PM (HTdUD)
Verily.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 22, 2017 12:59 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: pookysgirl
Well, deceased/dead/passed/tits up people also.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2017 12:59 PM (udajc)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2017 01:00 PM (BC5E+)
I expect the opposite.
Trump is hitting homers at every bat on his trip.
And there's a good chance the stupidity, awful judgement, irresponsibility, and churlishness of his domestic enemies is finally starting to rebound on them.
We'll see.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2017 01:00 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2017 01:00 PM (7HtZB)
"My tool's so big I had to build a tool shed over it!"
Posted by: A dude at May 22, 2017 12:59 PM (NOIQH)
I've never heard that one.
Golf clap.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 22, 2017 01:00 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 01:00 PM (0mRoj)
Who didn't already know a Dick was responsible for climate change propaganda?
Posted by: Inconvenient Dick at May 22, 2017 01:00 PM (ARzf8)
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2017 01:00 PM (DQ4Fv)
Oooh, my think think thonk
Posted by: Conceptual Gunther at May 22, 2017 01:00 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Texas Dan at May 22, 2017 01:00 PM (yL25O)
promptly kills friends for disrespecting Islam
http://tinyurl.com/l8v45su
#nothingtodowithIslam
Posted by: McCool at May 22, 2017 01:00 PM (sZaoP)
Posted by: Strobe at May 22, 2017 01:00 PM (gbWkA)
BBBBBUUUUUUTTTT
It's not on the archive of the premier list of predatory journals (which apparently the guy took down off his website due to threats.) and it seems to be owned by Taylor Francis, who isn't in the predatory journal game like other places (cougheslviercough).
So...that critique seems wrong.
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at May 22, 2017 01:00 PM (dzmBR)
word penis [sic]," these include the terms "beaver basher," "cranny
axe," "custard launcher, "dagger," "heat-seeking moisture missile,"
"mayo shooting hotdog gun," "pork sword," and "yogurt
shotgun" [2011]). <<
Meat Bat
Fuck Stick
Thonker
The list goes on. One could fill up a highly respected scientific journal with just the synonyms for the word penis.
Posted by: MacGruber at May 22, 2017 01:00 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2017 01:00 PM (BC5E+)
They cut the performance short.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 01:00 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 22, 2017 01:00 PM (wEAnZ)
Which, you know, is just all in a day's work for the horde.
Posted by: Texas Dan
Aka, Monday.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 12:58 PM (utT6Q)
it's hard, but somebody's gotta do it
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 01:01 PM (c6/9Q)
I enjoy leaving my HP32SII laying around for those times somebody wants to calculate something on it. Very few people can make sense of it.
Posted by: DanMan at May 22, 2017 01:01 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 12:56 PM (utT6Q)
The bologna pony.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 12:56 PM (0mRoj)
Purple-helmeted Warrior
Posted by: Country Singer at May 22, 2017 01:01 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2017 01:01 PM (luj3F)
"My tool's so big I had to build a tool shed over it!"
Posted by: A dude at May 22, 2017 12:59 PM (NOIQH)
I've never heard that one.
Golf clap.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 22, 2017 01:00 PM
I've always heard that one as "It is a poor man who cannot build a shed over his tool."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2017 01:01 PM (p+Wdc)
If that's wasn't the obvious tell that it was a hoax, I don't know what else could be said.
Posted by: Roy at May 22, 2017 01:01 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Sporkatus
* Inception gif here *
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2017 01:02 PM (udajc)
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 22, 2017 01:02 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Ace and the Scream Machine at the County Fairgrounds at May 22, 2017 01:02 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 22, 2017 01:02 PM (C52a9)
You would be wrong.
Posted by: troyriser at May 22, 2017 01:02 PM (Fw5cQ)
Posted by: Ms. Ballbricker at May 22, 2017 01:02 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at May 22, 2017 01:02 PM (RD7QR)
The Conceptual Penis as a Social Construct: A Sokal-Style Hoax on Gender Studies: http://tinyurl.com/mu8fe6x
"We didn't originally go looking to hoax Cogent Social Sciences, however. Had we, this story would be only half as interesting and a tenth as apparently damning. Cogent Social Sciences was recommended to us by another journal, NORMA: International Journal for Masculinity Studies, a Taylor and Francis journal. NORMA rejected "The Conceptual Penis as a Social Construct" but thought it a great fit for the Cogent Series, which operates independently under the Taylor and Francis imprimatur. In their rejection letter, the editors of NORMA wrote,
We feel that your manuscript would be well-suited to our Cogent Series, a multidisciplinary, open journal platform for the rapid dissemination of peer-reviewed research across all disciplines. "
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 22, 2017 01:02 PM (4df7R)
"wanted to bring attention to his cause," according to a Tampa Police
Department report...
Shorter: "Kill those who say Islam isn't peace!!!!"
Posted by: A dude at May 22, 2017 01:03 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2017 01:03 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 22, 2017 01:03 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 22, 2017 01:03 PM (Vnlws)
Posted by: Ned at May 22, 2017 01:03 PM (Nnmy9)
Posted by: Aerosmith at May 22, 2017 01:03 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2017 01:03 PM (CDxfo)
Posted by: Roy at May 22, 2017 01:03 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Ace and the Scream Machine at the County Fairgrounds at May 22, 2017 01:03 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 22, 2017 01:03 PM (fD1ST)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 22, 2017 01:04 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Darth Randall at May 22, 2017 01:04 PM (6n332)
You forgot "baby batter baster".
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 12:56 PM (utT6Q)
The bologna pony.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 12:56 PM (0mRoj)
Purple-helmeted Warrior
Posted by: Country Singer at May 22, 2017 01:01 PM (uiwCw)
One eyed "c" monster
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 22, 2017 01:04 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2017 01:03 PM (VdICR)
he's been circumscribed
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 01:04 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2017 12:56 PM (gIRsn)
You know me so well.
The link to climate change is what pushes this up to Troll Level Intergalactic Master level.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at May 22, 2017 01:04 PM (mf5HN)
By definition, you did NOT get it published in a respectABLE journal. You got it published in a respectED journal. Respected by buffoons, that is.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 22, 2017 01:04 PM (LeUrG)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 22, 2017 01:05 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: DanMan at May 22, 2017 01:01 PM (XTiHL)
A working HP32SII?
I have the HP35s which I pretend is the 32SII--and I think they are visually and functionally identical. I think I went through two or three SII's--apparently I take out my frustration on the keys.
Posted by: Texas Dan at May 22, 2017 01:05 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2017 01:05 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay them All at May 22, 2017 01:05 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner
Brains?
Posted by: Roy at May 22, 2017 01:05 PM (7n4KQ)
Looks like some are having a Penis Riot in here.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2017 01:03 PM (CDxfo)
Anna, that's a low hanging fruit, right there
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 01:05 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 22, 2017 01:05 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Ace and the Scream Machine at the County Fairgrounds at May 22, 2017 01:06 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Cogent Social Sciences at May 22, 2017 01:06 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2017 01:06 PM (xjiRE)
That sounds like exactly the sort of sarcastic coda Ace would use.
Except he's not being sarcastic. They really did.
Posted by: Crimso at May 22, 2017 01:06 PM (uCLNU)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2017 01:03 PM (VdICR)
Yes, because he's got such a tiny little...
...ego.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at May 22, 2017 01:06 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 22, 2017 01:04 PM (nBr1j)
That's a sure sign of renal failure.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 01:06 PM (0mRoj)
===
Carbon-based nocturnal emissions?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 22, 2017 01:06 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay them All at May 22, 2017 01:05 PM (xGZ+b)
Thank you.
Posted by: Dark Helmet at May 22, 2017 01:07 PM (JO9+V)
"wanted to bring attention to his cause," according to a Tampa Police
Department report...
Shorter: "Kill those who say Islam isn't peace!!!!"
Posted by: A dude at May 22, 2017 01:03 PM (NOIQH)
And there's NO WAY WHATSOEVER that westerners who convert do it because Islam justifies their latent desire to kill people.
That'd NEVER happen.
Never.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2017 01:07 PM (luj3F)
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 22, 2017 01:07 PM (fD1ST)
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 22, 2017 01:07 PM (eXSOZ)
Looks like some are having a Penis Riot in here.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2017 01:03 PM (CDxfo)
Disperse this unlawful assembly or we will deploy the meat missile.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 01:07 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner
Brains?
Posted by: Roy
Taint.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 01:07 PM (utT6Q)
Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 22, 2017 01:07 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: DanMan at May 22, 2017 01:01 PM (XTiHL)
A working HP32SII?
I have the HP35s which I pretend is the 32SII--and I think they are visually and functionally identical. I think I went through two or three SII's--apparently I take out my frustration on the keys.
Posted by: Texas Dan at May 22, 2017 01:05 PM (yL25O)
HP-10C, in complete working condition.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at May 22, 2017 01:07 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Soona at May 22, 2017 01:08 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 22, 2017 01:07 PM (fD1ST)
full throttled opera
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 01:08 PM (c6/9Q)
Agreed and endorsed.
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 22, 2017 01:08 PM (eXSOZ)
Suggest?
I thought the science was settled.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at May 22, 2017 01:08 PM (NgMqF)
Posted by: Ace
Ace, you ought to turn the item at the top of the sidebar into a main post as well, because it is BIGGER news than it appears at first glance:
According to AGW theory, one of the main "drivers" of accelerating "global warming" is that increased temperatures will melt frozen methane in the Arctic which, when released, will cause more global warming (since it's a powerful greenhouse gas), creating an unstoppable self-reinforcing feedback loop.
But this new study blows that entirely out of the water: It proves that the Arctic waters around methane releases absorb vastly more CO2 than the methane being released, so that the net result of methane melts is to DECREASE the amount of greenhouse gasses in the atmosphere -- the "polar" (heh) opposite of what the theory states. Apparently methane stimulates algae growth, which sucks up C02.
This one study alone should put a stake in the whole AGW scare. But no facts can dissuade these ecofascists, alas.
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2017 01:08 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2017 01:08 PM (CDxfo)
Posted by: THE Conceptual Penis at May 22, 2017 01:08 PM (CEU4j)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2017 01:09 PM (sQgZv)
"You read that right. We argued that climate change is 'conceptually' caused by penises. How do we defend that assertion? Like this:
Destructive, unsustainable hegemonically male approaches to pressing environmental policy and action are the predictable results of a raping of nature by a male-dominated mindset. This mindset is best captured by recognizing the role of [sic] the conceptual penis holds over masculine psychology. When it is applied to our natural environment, especially virgin environments that can be cheaply despoiled for their material resources and left dilapidated and diminished when our patriarchal approaches to economic gain have stolen their inherent worth, the extrapolation of the rape culture inherent in the conceptual penis becomes clear.
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If you're having trouble understanding what any of that means, there are
two important points to consider. First, we don't understand it either.
Nobody does. This problem should have rendered it unpublishable in all peer-reviewed, academic journals. Second, these examples are remarkably lucid compared to much of the rest of the paper..."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 22, 2017 01:09 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: That Chicken at May 22, 2017 01:09 PM (p+Wdc)
truly a solid citizen...how'd you do in the rain this mornin'? we got about 1 1/2" in 15 minutes.
Posted by: DanMan at May 22, 2017 01:09 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 01:09 PM (0mRoj)
"We argue that the conceptual penis is better understood not as an
anatomical organ but as a social construct isomorphic to performative
toxic masculinity."
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[ X ] Zeus-like badass throwing a lightning bolt while riding a Pegasus while also making out with Wonder Woman and shooting a minigun Level
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 22, 2017 01:10 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 22, 2017 01:10 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 22, 2017 01:10 PM (Vnlws)
How many lefties do you think would agree with this? Probably all of them
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2017 01:10 PM (493sH)
Honestly ... only a very wealthy society with a ton of leisure time could produce such a class of people. Unfortunately ... only a very disciplined society with the will to purge said class of folks could ever hope to sustain said wealth or leisure.
And short of some crisis or cataclysm ... we don't have said discipline or will.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 22, 2017 01:10 PM (RWSlt)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 22, 2017 01:11 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2017 01:11 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 22, 2017 01:12 PM (0mRoj)
Who had a conceptual penis
Said he of his dick
"I believe it is thick,
But don't let that come between us."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2017 01:12 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2017 01:10 PM
Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2017 01:12 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 22, 2017 01:12 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Don Q. at May 22, 2017 01:12 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: no good deed at May 22, 2017 01:12 PM (hJamr)
Never turns you down
When all the others turn you away
They're around
Its my private pleasure
Midnight fantasy
Someone to share my
Wildest dreams with me
Imaginary penis... youre mine....anytime
Imaginary penis... oh yeah
Posted by: ARS at May 22, 2017 01:12 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 22, 2017 01:13 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2017 01:13 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2017 01:13 PM (sQgZv)
So... the One eyed Trouser Snake must be us hating our own Manhood?
Posted by: Don Q. at May 22, 2017 01:13 PM (NgKpN)
I only call my Penis Mr. Winky.... I must be a Beta.... /facepalm...
Posted by: Don Q. at May 22, 2017 01:12 PM (NgKpN)
You mean you don't refer to it as a love weasel? A love cannon? A baby hose?
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at May 22, 2017 01:13 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Social constructors r us at May 22, 2017 01:13 PM (jjz86)
"Your Honor, I would like to submit Exhibit 37, which proves that my client couldn't have committed this crime, since anatomical penises don't actually exist!"
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2017 01:13 PM (DQ4Fv)
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The child is father to the man, as it were.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2017 01:13 PM (jTUfG)
I have a feeling the authors of this peer reviewed nonsense spend their spare time at 4chan chasing Shia LaBeouf around the planet.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 22, 2017 01:13 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Peter Longstaff at May 22, 2017 01:14 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2017 01:13 PM (sQgZv)
And grab some Mish????
Posted by: Don Q. at May 22, 2017 01:14 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 01:14 PM (0mRoj)
Hmmm they even address the critiques being thrown about that they just paid for a predatory journal.
It's clear that at the very least we should be concerned about how the large journal houses push papers around to ultimately get everything published.
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at May 22, 2017 01:14 PM (dzmBR)
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 22, 2017 01:14 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2017 01:14 PM (p+Wdc)
while also making out with Wonder Woman and shooting a minigun Level
Yup. They could have gone for something simpler, like gun violence, but they went for the brass ring with climate change.
Ah-maz-ing!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2017 01:14 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 22, 2017 01:14 PM (C52a9)
I still have my 41C from college. A buddy that went through LSU gave me a very simple no function except the basics TI calculator with the exact same case as my 41C.
Posted by: DanMan at May 22, 2017 01:14 PM (XTiHL)
as for this week being awful, that depends on Trump. what concessions is he going to give away to conservative Sunni Islam (conservative in this context is pretty damn unlibertarian), and what is going to come of the Seth Rich thing...
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 22, 2017 01:14 PM (fVY6E)
Posted by: Alan Sokal at May 22, 2017 01:15 PM (kkD4N)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2017 01:15 PM (sQgZv)
Posted by: Soona at May 22, 2017 01:08 PM (Fmupd)
Considering the thread subject...cough cough...wording my friend, wording!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2017 01:15 PM (KlI/a)
I only call my Penis Mr. Winky.... I must be a Beta.... /facepalm...
Posted by: Don Q. at May 22, 2017 01:12 PM (NgKpN)
You mean you don't refer to it as a love weasel? A love cannon? A baby hose?
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at May 22, 2017 01:13 PM (RD7QR)
As the saying goes.... I let it speak for itself...
Posted by: Don Q. at May 22, 2017 01:15 PM (NgKpN)
I thought he was her grandfather ...
Posted by: Adriane the Not Quite as Nerdy As You Critic ... at May 22, 2017 01:15 PM (AoK0a)
And gee...
I only call my Penis Mr. Winky.... I must be a Beta.... /facepalm...
Posted by: Don Q. at May 22, 2017 01:12 PM (NgKpN)
I'm must glad its there to stare at me while I shave instead looking at the floor. Plumbing still works.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 22, 2017 01:15 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: The Schlong at May 22, 2017 01:15 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 22, 2017 01:16 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2017 01:16 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 22, 2017 01:16 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Social constructors r us at May 22, 2017 01:16 PM (jjz86)
Posted by: Marcus T
I call dibs on the costume at Comicon!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 01:16 PM (utT6Q)
And when I get that feeling
I want conceptual penis.
Conceptual Penis....oh baby
Makes me feel so fine.
I want.... conceptual penis.
Helps to relieve my mind
Conceptual Penis baby.. is good for me
Conceptual Penis is something thats good for me
Posted by: Marvin Gay at May 22, 2017 01:16 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2017 01:17 PM (sQgZv)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 22, 2017 01:17 PM (Vnlws)
NOWHERE!!!!!!!!
DAMMIT!!!!!
NOWHERE!!!!!!!!
Posted by: The Schlong at May 22, 2017 01:15 PM (4AVeu)
AND HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL ABOUT THIS!?
Posted by: One-Eyed Trouser Monster at May 22, 2017 01:17 PM (RD7QR)
As the saying goes.... I let it speak for itself...
What about letting Isaac Hayes speak for it?
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 22, 2017 01:17 PM (eXSOZ)
There's your gun linkage.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2017 01:17 PM (CDxfo)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Ace and the Scream Machine at the County Fairgrounds at May 22, 2017 01:18 PM (hLRSq)
And when I get that feeling
I want conceptual penis.
Conceptual Penis....oh baby
Makes me feel so fine.
I want.... conceptual penis.
Helps to relieve my mind
Conceptual Penis baby.. is good for me
Conceptual Penis is something thats good for me
Posted by: Marvin Gay at May 22, 2017 01:16 PM (8XRCm)
[Sustained golf clap]
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at May 22, 2017 01:18 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2017 01:18 PM (jTUfG)
For those that don't know, that's not done. As in it's so not done that this may be the first direct flight ever from Saudi to Israel.
Speaking of mayo shooting hot dog gun.
Also post needs Detachable Penis embedded.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at May 22, 2017 01:18 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 22, 2017 01:18 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Purple Cobras at May 22, 2017 01:18 PM (C52a9)
"This one study alone should put a stake in the whole AGW scare. But no facts can dissuade these ecofascists, alas."
Did you see the article in National Review recently where they give equal time (or anyway a chance to rebut their earlier pieces) to an AGW fanatic?
The latest is that all natural variability points toward cooling - i.e., the planet would be cooling if not for human activity. Ergo we are responsible for more than 100% of observed warming!
So, you see, this observation can be turned into "We've been right all along, we are more right than we know, and if it weren't for Nature soaking up more CO2 than we realized, we'd be even more screwed!"
Posted by: JPS at May 22, 2017 01:18 PM (z3md0)
Posted by: One-Eyed Trouser Monster
You WERE mentioned. No one mentioned me:
Posted by: Bopped Bishop's Hat
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 01:18 PM (utT6Q)
Posted by: Jack Sock
Well, in truth, evolutionarily-speaking, you are a life-support system for your balls, not your penis. Just as a woman is a life-support system for her uterus, not her "pussy" per se.
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2017 01:19 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Plato's Horny Cave at May 22, 2017 01:19 PM (NgMqF)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 22, 2017 01:19 PM (kkD4N)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2017 01:19 PM (sQgZv)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 01:20 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Warren at May 22, 2017 01:20 PM (Vnlws)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 01:20 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 22, 2017 01:20 PM (eXSOZ)
NOWHERE!!!!!!!!
DAMMIT!!!!!
NOWHERE!!!!!!!!
Posted by: The Schlong at May 22, 2017 01:15 PM (4AVeu)
AND HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL ABOUT THIS!?
________________________________________
BUT I STOPPED HILLARY CLINTON -- NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE!!!!!!!
I'LL SHOW YOU ALL.
I'M LEAVING AND ELIZABETH WARREN WILL BE YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!
Posted by: The Schlong at May 22, 2017 01:20 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Jared at May 22, 2017 01:20 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2017 01:20 PM (CDxfo)
Posted by: A dude at May 22, 2017 01:03 PM (NOIQH)
Fucker needs to get the chair, but will probably walk on an insanity plea.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2017 01:20 PM (0deF2)
Of course, the world is so dumb today that this can't beat the Sokol hoax, but then again, the Sokol paper didn't talk about beaver bashers.
Posted by: broseidon, news sleuth and provisional komodo dragon at May 22, 2017 01:21 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Cogent Social Sciences at May 22, 2017 01:21 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Austin Powers at May 22, 2017 01:21 PM (7HtZB)
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If you're shooting ketchup, or what looks like ketchup, you better get to the ER stat.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2017 01:21 PM (jTUfG)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at May 22, 2017 01:21 PM (nHbAq)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2017 01:21 PM (sQgZv)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 01:21 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Plato's Horny Cave at May 22, 2017 01:19 PM (NgMqF)
You've been waiting your entire life for just the right context to spring that one, haven't you?
Posted by: troyriser at May 22, 2017 01:21 PM (Fw5cQ)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2017 01:21 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 01:22 PM (utT6Q)
Posted by: Cogent Social Sciences at May 22, 2017 01:21 PM (qJhUV)
This is why I don't shake hands.
Posted by: Mahk from Zebra Corner at May 22, 2017 01:22 PM (Jcg9Q)
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Legos.
Then wonder why they get cock blocked.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2017 01:22 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jared at May 22, 2017 01:20 PM (7HtZB)
Should have kept that kaiser roll in your pants!
Posted by: Harry "Boy Scout Supporter" Reid at May 22, 2017 01:22 PM (RD7QR)
The latest is that all natural variability points toward cooling - i.e., the planet would be cooling if not for human activity. Ergo we are responsible for more than 100% of observed warming!
Posted by: JPS at May 22, 2017 01:18 PM (z3md0)
One momentary glance at the Vostok Ice Core data shows how stupid that is ... and the Vostok data is the Kabah of the global warming nuts.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2017 01:23 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Peter North at May 22, 2017 01:23 PM (RWSlt)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2017 01:23 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2017 01:23 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Forensic Blacklight at May 22, 2017 01:23 PM (4AVeu)
with the notion that they carry their penis as a symbol of male power, domination, control, capability, desirability, and aggression (The National Coalition for Men "compile[d] a list of synonyms for the word penis [sic]," these include the terms "beaver basher," "cranny axe," "custard launcher, "dagger," "heat-seeking moisture missile," "mayo shooting hotdog gun," "pork sword," and "yogurt
shotgun" [2011].
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 22, 2017 01:23 PM (Buhm7)
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at May 22, 2017 01:18 PM
I gave you the Monty Python Penis Song and an early reference to Detachable Penis. What more do you people want?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2017 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)
Ah, the mighty tallywacker!
Is there nothing the Patriarchy can't do?
Posted by: The Patriarchal Hat at May 22, 2017 01:23 PM (rUIbB)
truly a solid citizen...how'd you do in the rain this mornin'? we got about 1 1/2" in 15 minutes.
Posted by: DanMan at May 22, 2017 01:09 PM (XTiHL)
....
Not like that here. Last night it really came down for a bit.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 22, 2017 01:23 PM (ymomQ)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 22, 2017 01:24 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Jean at May 22, 2017 01:24 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Cock Holster at May 22, 2017 01:24 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Purple Cobras
Ssssssss! is a great movie often ignored by film critics like Sonny Ebert, Sonny Roper, and that shit-fuck Sonny Bunch.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2017 01:24 PM (udajc)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 22, 2017 01:24 PM (Vnlws)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 01:24 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2017 01:24 PM (7HtZB)
Arrrrrrrggggg...... now Ive got a raging Marvin Gaye earworm.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2017 01:21 PM (8XRCm)
Soooo... Marvin Gaye thrust his Musical Penis in your ear????
ewwwwwweeeeeee.....
Posted by: Don Q. at May 22, 2017 01:24 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2017 01:24 PM (u82oZ)
Is there nothing the Patriarchy can't do?
Posted by: The Patriarchal Hat at May 22, 2017 01:23 PM (rUIbB)
Menstruate?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2017 01:25 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2017 01:25 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 22, 2017 01:25 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger/I] at May 22, 2017 01:25 PM (ymomQ)
Ever since sentences started to circulate in brains devoted to reflection, an effort at total identification has been made, because with the aid of a copula each sentence ties one thing to another; all things would be visibly connected if one could discover at a single glance and in its totality the tracings of Ariadne's thread leading thought into its own labyrinth.
But the copula of terms is no less irritating than the copulation of bodies. And when I scream I AM THE SUN an integral erection results, because the verb to be is the vehicle of amorous frenzy.
Everyone is aware that life is parodic and that it lacks an interpretation. Thus lead is the parody of gold. Air is the parody of water. The brain is the parody of the equator. Coitus is the parody of crime.
Gold, water, the equator, or crime can each be put forward as the principle of things.
And if the origin of things is not like the ground of the planet that seems to be the base, but like the circular movement that the planet describes around a mobile center, then a car, a clock, or a sewing machine could equally be accepted as the generative principle.
The two primary motions are rotation and sexual movement, whose combination is expressed by the locomotive's wheels and pistons.
These two motions are reciprocally transformed, the one into the other.
Thus one notes that the earth, by turning, makes animals and men have coitus, and (because the result is as much the cause as that which provokes it) that animals and men make the earth turn by having coitus.
Posted by: George Bataille, Conceptual Penis Expert at May 22, 2017 01:25 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Literal Penis at May 22, 2017 01:25 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: Ibid Palin, Cleese, et al at May 22, 2017 01:25 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Ron Jeremy from Nantucket at May 22, 2017 01:25 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2017 01:25 PM (udajc)
Ssssssss! is a great movie often ignored by film critics like Sonny Ebert, Sonny Roper, and that shit-fuck Sonny Bunch.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2017 01:24 PM (udajc)
i loved it.
Posted by: Sonny Chiba at May 22, 2017 01:25 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 22, 2017 01:24 PM (UmSfZ)
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Wut.
We've said NOTHING about gravel.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2017 01:25 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 22, 2017 01:26 PM (Vnlws)
Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2017 01:26 PM (TNQMS)
Posted by: broseidon, news sleuth and provisional komodo dragon at May 22, 2017 01:21 PM (oZ6kz)
One of the criticisms of the Sokal paper was that it wasn't submitted to a peer reviewed journal, and thus didn't disprove the validity of articles published in actual peer reviewed papers.
This hoax proved otherwise.
Posted by: The Hoaxing Hat at May 22, 2017 01:26 PM (rUIbB)
Ah, the mighty tallywacker!
Is there nothing the Patriarchy can't do?
Posted by: The Patriarchal Hat at May 22, 2017 01:23 PM (rUIbB)
Can we call it a Tallywhacker?
Posted by: Beulah Ballbricker... at May 22, 2017 01:26 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: The Hoaxing Hat at May 22, 2017 01:26 PM (rUIbB)
ewwwwwweeeeeee.....
Posted by: Don Q. at May 22, 2017 01:24 PM (NgKpN)<<<
One-eyed wonder earworm.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at May 22, 2017 01:26 PM (nHbAq)
Posted by: Carlitos Peligro at May 22, 2017 01:26 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Bawana Dik at May 22, 2017 01:26 PM (KvWlw)
Or an ideological clit.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 22, 2017 01:26 PM (JTTMp)
Ah, the mighty tallywacker!
Is there nothing the Patriarchy can't do?
Posted by: The Patriarchal Hat at May 22, 2017 01:23 PM (rUIbB)
Can we call it a Tallywhacker?
Posted by: Beulah Ballbricker... at May 22, 2017 01:26 PM (NgKpN)
Come Mr. tally man, tally me banana
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 01:27 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 22, 2017 01:26 PM (Vnlws)
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Hey. I know your brother Jerk. Well.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2017 01:27 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 01:27 PM (c6/9Q)
Gold, water, the equator, or crime can each be put forward as the principle of things.
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Somebody is off his meds. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2017 01:27 PM (jTUfG)
Posted by: Figurative Penis at May 22, 2017 01:27 PM (Vnlws)
Posted by: Bawana Dik at May 22, 2017 01:27 PM (KvWlw)
Posted by: TexasDan at May 22, 2017 01:27 PM (ymomQ)
Posted by: Bawana Dik at May 22, 2017 01:26 PM (KvWlw)
Some penicillin will clear that up.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at May 22, 2017 01:28 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger/I] at May 22, 2017 01:25 PM (ymomQ)
Yeah... that's what I said....
Posted by: Girl recieving Ben's Pictures at May 22, 2017 01:28 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 01:28 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Dorothy Parker to New Stage Actress at May 22, 2017 01:28 PM (jTUfG)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2017 01:28 PM (NOIQH)
That's about half of a 1920s French surrealist/nihilist work called The Solar Anus. No, really.
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 22, 2017 01:28 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Bawana Dik at May 22, 2017 01:26 PM (KvWlw)
Some penicillin will clear that up.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at May 22, 2017 01:28 PM (RD7QR)
Penicillin for penis illin'.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 01:28 PM (0mRoj)
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Somebody is off his meds. . . .
Oh, I liked that one.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2017 01:29 PM (gIRsn)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/selection-du-weekend-244-38.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2017 01:29 PM (CDxfo)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2017 01:29 PM (sQgZv)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 22, 2017 01:29 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Jean at May 22, 2017 01:29 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at May 22, 2017 01:29 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 01:27 PM (c6/9Q) "
Famous paper from the 90's where a professor purposely submitted complete gibberish and got it recognized by the academic community.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokal_affair
Posted by: Ibid Palin, Cleese, et al at May 22, 2017 01:30 PM (oZ6kz)
I have one of them paradoxical penis's.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 22, 2017 01:30 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2017 01:30 PM (jTUfG)
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at May 22, 2017 01:29 PM (DpOmP)
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I was always the brains of this outfit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2017 01:30 PM (viSzi)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 01:27 PM (c6/9Q)
it was a keep in phlan
Posted by: Jean at May 22, 2017 01:29 PM (9TU00)
as in phlanic ?
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 01:30 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Strobe at May 22, 2017 01:30 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: A dude at May 22, 2017 01:03 PM (NOIQH)
Fucker needs to get the chair, but will probably walk on an insanity plea.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2017 01:20 PM (0deF2)
He'll walk on a full acquittal under the basis of "It's just Muslim Culture!".
Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2017 01:31 PM (luj3F)
16". Just saying.
Say no to the 5" secondary battery.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2017 01:24 PM (u82oZ)
Oh sorry. Close enough.
Posted by: Mahk from Zebra Corner at May 22, 2017 01:31 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at May 22, 2017 01:31 PM (jjz86)
Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2017 01:31 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Jack Talon at May 22, 2017 01:31 PM (aKPfc)
Posted by: Erica Jong at May 22, 2017 01:31 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Beulah Ballbricker... at May 22, 2017 01:26 PM (NgKpN)
Come Mr. tally man, tally me banana
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone
Daylight come an me wan go home
Day oh!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 01:31 PM (utT6Q)
Posted by: 80's music fan at May 22, 2017 01:31 PM (HCnEB)
noble in reason, how infinite in faculty! In form and moving, how
express and admirable!
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2017 01:29 PM (sQgZv)
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Extra points for Hamlet.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 22, 2017 01:32 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Cogent Social Sciences at May 22, 2017 01:32 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Nikki R., pornstar at May 22, 2017 01:32 PM (jTUfG)
Posted by: Mahk from Zebra Corner at May 22, 2017 01:32 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Mr. Spock at May 22, 2017 01:32 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Alexander Pope at May 22, 2017 01:32 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: broseidon, news sleuth and provisional komodo dragon at May 22, 2017 01:32 PM (oZ6kz)
[ X ] Zeus-like badass throwing a lightning bolt while riding a
Pegasus while also making out with Wonder Woman and shooting a minigun
Level
I thought he was her grandfather ...
Posted by: Adriane the Not Quite as Nerdy As You Critic ... at May 22, 2017 01:15 PM (AoK0a)
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I was referring to the Wonder Woman with the origin story that she was sculpted from clay by her mother Queen Hippolyta and given life by Aphrodite, so its even more badass still
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 22, 2017 01:32 PM (Fb9aZ)
Well done, fellas. Well done indeed.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2017 01:33 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 01:33 PM (utT6Q)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 22, 2017 01:24 PM (UmSfZ)
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I hate it when you call me that.
Posted by: Lena Dunham's little sister at May 22, 2017 01:33 PM (NgMqF)
Posted by: Gary Bus3y at May 22, 2017 01:33 PM (udajc)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2017 01:30 PM (jTUfG)
still more time to beat the subject before the next thread is up
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 01:33 PM (c6/9Q)
It is through the use of this magically valued combination that one can determine the present position of men in the midst of the elements.
An abandoned shoe, a rotten tooth, a snub nose, the cook spitting in the soup of his masters are to love what a battle flag is to nationality.
An umbrella, a sexagenarian, a seminarian, the smell of rotten eggs, the hollow eyes of judges are the roots that nourish love.
A dog devouring the stomach of a goose, a drunken vomiting woman, a slobbering accountant, a jar of mustard represent the confusion that serves as the vehicle of love.
A man who finds himself among others is irritated because he does not know why he is not one of the others.
In bed next to a girl he loves, he forgets that he does not know why he is himself instead of the body he touches.
Without knowing it, he suffers from the mental darkness that keeps him from screaming that he himself is the girl who forgets his presence while shuddering in his arms.
Love or infantile rage, or a provincial dowager's vanity, or clerical pornography, or the diamond of a soprano bewilder individuals forgotten in dusty apartments.
They can very well try to find each other; they will never find anything but parodic images, and they will fall asleep as empty as mirrors.
The absent and inert girl hanging dreamless from my arms is no more foreign to me than the door or window through which I can look or pass.
I rediscover indifference (allowing her to leave me) when I fall asleep, through an inability to love what happens.
It is impossible for her to know whom she will discover when I hold her, because she obstinately attains a complete forgetting.
The planetary systems that turn in space like rapid disks, and whose centers also move, describing an infinitely larger circle, only move away continuously from their own position in order to return it, completing their rotation.
Movement is a figure of love, incapable of stopping at a particular being, and rapidly passing from one to another.
But the forgetting that determines it in this way is only a subterfuge of memory.
A man gets up as brusquely as a specter in a coffin and falls in the same way.
He gets up a few hours later and then he falls again, and the same thing happens every day; this great coitus with the celestial atmosphere is regulated by the terrestrial rotation around the sun.
Thus even though terrestrial life moves to the rhythm of this rotation, the image of this movement is not turning earth, but the male shaft penetrating the female and almost entirely emerging, in order to reenter.
Posted by: George Bataille, Conceptual Penis Expert at May 22, 2017 01:33 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 22, 2017 01:34 PM (r1QH4)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2017 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)
A pony and a million dollars and I don't actually care about the pony.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at May 22, 2017 01:34 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2017 01:24 PM
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i loved it.
Posted by: Sonny Chiba at May 22, 2017 01:25 PM
It will be headlining the South Florida Herpetologists' Film Festival this year.
Posted by: Sonny Beaches at May 22, 2017 01:34 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 01:27 PM (c6/9Q)
Sokal was a physicist who wrote a hoax sociology paper using lots of physics buzzwords to get the editors all hot and bothered about how sciency their field could become. It was total, senseless bullshit that all real scientists got a laugh out of.
Of course, in the end, it had no real effect on anything since sociology journals have continued to publish dumber and dumber papers to this very day and universities have gone out of their way to create more bullshit sociology seats than ever. You had Hah-vahd and Princeton going to a conceptual 100 years war over Cornel West ... who is one of the biggest jokes in "academia", ever, and you have whole departments whose existence is nothing but a slap in the face at reason.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2017 01:34 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2017 01:30 PM (jTUfG)
still more time to beat the subject before the next thread is up
*
*
I shall not take this self-abuse much longer!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2017 01:34 PM (jTUfG)
Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2017 01:34 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 01:35 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 22, 2017 01:35 PM (JTTMp)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 01:35 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand
Yep, with a million dollars could buy our own pony.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2017 01:35 PM (CDxfo)
Moby ... Dick
potato potahtoethe names change, but the conceptual dominant penis remains the same.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2017 01:35 PM (TmCOq)
Posted by: broseidon, news sleuth and provisional komodo dragon at May 22, 2017 01:36 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 22, 2017 01:36 PM (KP5rU)
Clearly a testicles metaphor.
Posted by: Sporkatus, surrealist at May 22, 2017 01:36 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 22, 2017 01:36 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2017 01:36 PM (xjiRE)
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There's one - "Spitting Carrot"
Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2017 01:36 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Jack Talon at May 22, 2017 01:31 PM (aKPfc)
Actually not, according to tsrblk, up-thread.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2017 01:36 PM (0deF2)
ugg
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2017 01:36 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: broseidon, news sleuth and provisional komodo dragon at May 22, 2017 01:36 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2017 01:37 PM (CDxfo)
Posted by: Socratease at May 22, 2017 01:37 PM (FqHs5)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 22, 2017 01:37 PM (d76uN)
Posted by: corndog at May 22, 2017 01:37 PM (p3eEq)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 01:37 PM (0mRoj)
Not hard if you start the topic off with what we normally gravitate to.
It's not like a poetry discussion will break out if you have a gun thread.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 01:37 PM (utT6Q)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 22, 2017 01:37 PM (jjz86)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 22, 2017 01:37 PM (O2RFr)
Moby ... Dick
Let's not forget, Moby Dick features basically a whole chapter of Herman Melville basically writing "Penis? Penis! Hurr hurr hurr penis."
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 22, 2017 01:37 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Existential Penis at May 22, 2017 01:37 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: GSGT. Hartmann at May 22, 2017 01:38 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 22, 2017 01:38 PM (KP5rU)
Not hard if you start the topic off with what we normally gravitate to.
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**scribbles in notebook "r_223 gravitates to dick."
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2017 01:38 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 22, 2017 01:38 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 01:38 PM (0mRoj)
In the sense that, the conceptual penis is the length of difference between the real thing, and the thing that gets boasted of, when speaking with your buddies of your exploits with the ladies.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2017 01:38 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Cogent Social Sciences at May 22, 2017 01:39 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Existential Penis at May 22, 2017 01:37 PM (C52a9)
____________________________________
Are you in yet?
Posted by: Existential Vagina at May 22, 2017 01:39 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at May 22, 2017 01:39 PM (LTHVh)
all authors submitting papers to make sure none of them have non-liberal
tendencies.
Pegging the fraudsters?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2017 01:39 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Strobe at May 22, 2017 01:39 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 01:39 PM (utT6Q)
Posted by: runner
Yeah, the communist that wears Crocks and is said to cheat his employees out of tips.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2017 01:39 PM (udajc)
Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2017 01:39 PM (7HtZB)
Of course, in the end, it had no real effect on anything since sociology journals have continued to publish dumber and dumber papers to this very day and universities have gone out of their way to create more bullshit sociology seats than ever. You had Hah-vahd and Princeton going to a conceptual 100 years war over Cornel West ... who is one of the biggest jokes in "academia", ever, and you have whole departments whose existence is nothing but a slap in the face at reason.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2017 01:34 PM (zc3Db)
As usual, follow the money.
Peer-review venues like this have only one function, to ensure that lazy, stupid academics are able to tick the "published" box on their tenure applications.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2017 01:39 PM (quw2O)
Posted by: Paradoxical Penis at May 22, 2017 01:39 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 22, 2017 01:39 PM (CPYQe)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2017 01:40 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jaws at May 22, 2017 01:40 PM (oOw3I)
Posted by: Existential Anus at May 22, 2017 01:40 PM (4AVeu)
1996.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2017 01:40 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 22, 2017 01:39 PM (CPYQe)
Huh huh. "Peterson." Huh huh huh.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 01:40 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: runner
Yeah, the communist that wears Crocks and is said to cheat his employees out of tips.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2017 01:39 PM (udajc)
yes, but how is his sauce ? is it rich ?
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 01:41 PM (c6/9Q)
Now write a 20-minute epic with Moog solos.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 22, 2017 01:41 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2017 01:41 PM (SRKgf)
--- Schrodinger's penis
Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2017 01:40 PM (NOIQH)
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Technologically..... you're "in" a box.
But then ..... unless you're looking at it.... it doesnt exist.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2017 01:41 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Elaine Benes at May 22, 2017 01:41 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at May 22, 2017 01:41 PM (jjz86)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 01:41 PM (utT6Q)
Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2017 01:41 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Astronomical Penis at May 22, 2017 01:42 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Super Mario Bastille Day at May 22, 2017 01:42 PM (fD1ST)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 01:41 PM (c6/9Q)
_________
... That's Italian!
Posted by: IP at May 22, 2017 01:42 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Existential Vagina
"Yes...and no."
--- Schrodinger's penis
Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2017 01:40 PM (NOIQH)
"I'm not certain." - Werner Heisenberg
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2017 01:42 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Lrrrr, Ruler of Omicron Persei 8 at May 22, 2017 01:42 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Penis Future Perfect at May 22, 2017 01:42 PM (eXSOZ)
10" Leaning Tower of Pisa
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2017 01:42 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 01:41 PM (c6/9Q)
_________
... That's Italian!
Posted by: IP at May 22, 2017 01:42 PM (UmSfZ)
A bit too much cheese in the Alfredo.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 01:42 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 01:31 PM
I haven't had the pleasure of meeting 'Daylight' yet. Could you arrange an introduction?
Posted by: B. Hussein O. at May 22, 2017 01:43 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 22, 2017 01:43 PM (ul9CR)
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There's one - "Spitting Carrot"
Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2017 01:36 PM (7HtZB)
I'm just glad I brought carrots for lunch, and not a big, long spitting cucumber (see video posted here a few weeks ago in the gardening thread).
Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2017 01:43 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2017 01:43 PM (CDxfo)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 01:41 PM (c6/9Q)
_________
... That's Italian!
Posted by: IP at May 22, 2017 01:42 PM (UmSfZ)
A bit too much cheese in the Alfredo.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 01:42 PM (0mRoj)
Meat sauce is gravy.
Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2017 01:43 PM (7HtZB)
But then ..... unless you're looking at it.... it doesnt exist.
"Gotcha!"
--- Conceptual Pussy
Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2017 01:43 PM (NOIQH)
"
-another quote from Solar Anus
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 22, 2017 01:43 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2017 01:44 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Chris M at May 22, 2017 01:44 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: S at May 22, 2017 01:44 PM (WiPBb)
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It's up there; do a word search.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 22, 2017 01:44 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2017 01:44 PM (TmCOq)
Posted by: Astronomical Penis at May 22, 2017 01:42 PM (NyJwR)
Heh. Saturday Nite Live skit from when it was funny. Two ships collide. Then they had a smoke break.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at May 22, 2017 01:44 PM (jjz86)
Zardoz: The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Shame on me!!
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2017 01:44 PM (DQ4Fv)
Its a part..... of my Rock-n-Roll Phallusy....
Posted by: Bad Company at May 22, 2017 01:45 PM (8XRCm)
The authors got in a lot of zingers describing the hoax and their goals. The punchline:
Particularly, we suspected that gender studies is crippled academically by an overriding almost-religious belief that maleness is the root of all evil. On the evidence, our suspicion was justified
Posted by: TexasDan at May 22, 2017 01:45 PM (ymomQ)
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2017 01:44 PM (DQ4Fv)
See #32
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 01:45 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2017 01:45 PM (CDxfo)
Posted by: Strobe at May 22, 2017 01:45 PM (gbWkA)
In the sense that, the conceptual penis is the length of difference between the real thing, and the thing that gets boasted of, when speaking with your buddies of your exploits with the ladies."
Not everyone knows that the Scientifically (!) Accepted method of determining the Conceptual Penis length is to measure from the geometric center of the rear exhaust port to the furthest extent of how far you can pee while barefoot on level ground.
Posted by: Jaws at May 22, 2017 01:45 PM (oOw3I)
Moby ... Dick
potato potahtoethe names change, but the conceptual dominant penis remains the same.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2017 01:35 PM (TmCOq)
The great white penis is triggering and oppressive!
Posted by: Captain Ahab, trans-abled trans-man Social Justice Warrior at May 22, 2017 01:45 PM (rUIbB)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 22, 2017 01:45 PM (5rVgw)
Posted by: The Wachowskis at May 22, 2017 01:45 PM (quw2O)
Just let it cool a bit first. Especially if it contains melty cheese. Um, or so I've heard.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 22, 2017 01:46 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: The Snake at May 22, 2017 01:46 PM (jjz86)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2017 01:46 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Exceptional Penis at May 22, 2017 01:46 PM (Vnlws)
Just let it cool a bit first. Especially if it contains melty cheese. Um, or so I've heard.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 22, 2017 01:46 PM (ul9CR)
The outer crust temperature can fool you.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 01:46 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Penis Future Perfect at May 22, 2017 01:42 PM (eXSOZ)
Or draiiiiiiiiiiiiinage.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at May 22, 2017 01:46 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Strobe at May 22, 2017 01:45 PM (gbWkA)
__________
If you knew where it was stuffing the biscuits
Posted by: Just the Punchline at May 22, 2017 01:47 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Penis Future Perfect at May 22, 2017 01:42 PM (eXSOZ)
Or draiiiiiiiiiiiiinage.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at May 22, 2017 01:46 PM (RD7QR)
And I have a straw, see, there it is...
Wait, I don't like where this is going.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 01:47 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 22, 2017 01:38 PM
A conceptional one is one that has proven fecundity.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2017 01:47 PM (DMUuz)
436 Conceptual Vagina = Hot Pocket.
Just let it cool a bit first. Especially if it contains melty cheese. Um, or so I've heard.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 22, 2017 01:46 PM (ul9CR)
Cantalope, hole, microwave oven
Some assembly required.
Posted by: The Wachowskis at May 22, 2017 01:48 PM (quw2O)
Posted by: woman with Marvel action figure at May 22, 2017 01:48 PM (nHbAq)
Posted by: Flaccido Domingo at May 22, 2017 01:48 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Transcendental Penis at May 22, 2017 01:48 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: Menstrual Penis at May 22, 2017 01:48 PM (NyJwR)
Ack, off me freak sock.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2017 01:48 PM (quw2O)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 01:48 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Existential Penis at May 22, 2017 01:37 PM
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***snort"***
Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 22, 2017 01:49 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Nihilistic Penis at May 22, 2017 01:49 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 22, 2017 01:49 PM (h47Ur)
Posted by: Zombie John Leslie at May 22, 2017 01:49 PM (m7LQK)
You know like sticking it in air gets anybody off.
There's a reason that guys use a hand or an orifice. It's friction -> stimulation.
Somebody who thinks guys get enthusiastic about "raping space" probably don't have that equipment, to know how dumb that really sounds.
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2017 01:49 PM (2mC6G)
Wait, I don't like where this is going.
Posted by: Insomnia
And my penis goes waaaayyyyyy over here and deposits seed in your vagina!
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2017 01:50 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Bawana Dik at May 22, 2017 01:50 PM (KvWlw)
Posted by: Utilitarian Penis at May 22, 2017 01:50 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Frank Z. and The Mothers at May 22, 2017 01:50 PM (DMUuz)
The result is anti-masculine.
Much like a double negative.
Posted by: Catheter at May 22, 2017 01:50 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Strobe at May 22, 2017 01:50 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 01:48 PM (c6/9Q)
___
I read that as "Penis Fractures" and winced just a bit. I heard it's painful.
Posted by: IP at May 22, 2017 01:51 PM (UmSfZ)
Penis futures are UP !
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 01:48 PM (c6/9Q)
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All kinds of up penises in my future, sweetie.
Posted by: Shep! at May 22, 2017 01:51 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: IP at May 22, 2017 01:52 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Ace and the Scream Machine at the County Fairgrounds at May 22, 2017 01:52 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 22, 2017 01:52 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: IP at May 22, 2017 01:51 PM (UmSfZ)
I'm stumped...
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 01:52 PM (c6/9Q)
I would like eight seconds for a rebuttal, please.
Posted by: Typical Teenage Boy at May 22, 2017 01:52 PM (oOw3I)
Posted by: AC/DC at May 22, 2017 01:53 PM (HSmrB)
468 I read that as "Penis Fractures" and winced just a bit. I heard it's painful.
Posted by: IP at May 22, 2017 01:51 PM (UmSfZ)
I'm stumped...
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 01:52 PM (c6/9Q)
Y'all are assholes, you know that?
Posted by: John Bobbit at May 22, 2017 01:53 PM (quw2O)
Posted by: Conceptualized Fallopian Tubes at May 22, 2017 01:53 PM (NgMqF)
You've been to Bangkok?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2017 01:53 PM (NOIQH)
Ahhan aka muy grande conceptual penii
https://youtu.be/AT-Hwmx4G8w?t=59s
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2017 01:53 PM (CDxfo)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Ace and the Scream Machine at the County Fairgrounds at May 22, 2017 01:52 PM (hLRSq)
Turned out to have no staying power...
Posted by: Iraq and Afghanistan... at May 22, 2017 01:53 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Vagina Dentata at May 22, 2017 01:54 PM (kTF2Z)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: The Vikings at May 22, 2017 01:54 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Shep! at May 22, 2017 01:54 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Deconstructed Penis at May 22, 2017 01:54 PM (ymomQ)
Posted by: simplemind at May 22, 2017 01:55 PM (xVRrG)
Vagina dentata come on pretty mama
Posted by: Beach Boys at May 22, 2017 01:55 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: KY at May 22, 2017 01:55 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: simplemind at May 22, 2017 01:55 PM (xVRrG)
let's ponder this further
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 01:56 PM (c6/9Q)
Vagina dentata come on pretty mama
Posted by: Beach Boys at May 22, 2017 01:55 PM (0mRoj)
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Ha! I started singing that song over the weekend for some reason. Not the vagina dentata version - the real one.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 22, 2017 01:56 PM (vg8iE)
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Penises and assholes! My two favorite things!!
Posted by: Shep! at May 22, 2017 01:54 PM (vg8iE)
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong-il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.
Posted by: Team America, Fuck Yeah!. at May 22, 2017 01:56 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at May 22, 2017 01:56 PM (RD7QR)
Can the Senate reopen their 'climate change' hearings to include this paper? Steyn, Curry, Cruz, et al would have a lot of fun.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 22, 2017 01:56 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Conceptualized Prostate at May 22, 2017 01:56 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: Phuket at May 22, 2017 01:56 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Shep at May 22, 2017 01:57 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: goodluckduck at May 22, 2017 01:57 PM (yqvys)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 22, 2017 01:58 PM (Vnlws)
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Anatomical penises may exist, but as pre-operative transgendered women also have anatomical penises, the penis vis-a-vis maleness is an incoherent construct. We argue that the conceptual penis is better understood not as an anatomical organ, but as a social construct isomorphic to performative toxic masculinity.
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You have to just let that sink in. The commonality between those people "assigned" the same sex at birth, between men and male-assigned that believe that they are not males, makes the physical organ--the sexual organ--"incoherent"--so much cleaner is the social construct of the penis.
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2017 01:58 PM (2mC6G)
Just let it cool a bit first. Especially if it contains melty cheese. Um, or so I've heard.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 22, 2017 01:46 PM (ul9CR)
Cantalope, hole, microwave oven
Some assembly required.
Posted by: The Wachowskis
Warm apple pie.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 01:58 PM (utT6Q)
Posted by: TexasDan at May 22, 2017 01:58 PM (ymomQ)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at May 22, 2017 01:56 PM (RD7QR)
we shall stretch our imagination as far and as wide as we can !
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 01:58 PM (c6/9Q)
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Twitter is a humorless whore.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 22, 2017 01:59 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: Cait at May 22, 2017 01:59 PM (Lh0b8)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at May 22, 2017 01:59 PM (DMUuz)
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Twitter is a humorless whore.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 22, 2017 01:59 PM (C52a9)
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But he still loves us, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2017 01:59 PM (viSzi)
Posted by: John Bobbit
If you think the first day is rough, this is just the tip.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2017 01:59 PM (udajc)
Posted by: Cait at May 22, 2017 01:59 PM (Lh0b
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Be careful! I imagine that takes a while to heal and don't mention the infection risk....
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 22, 2017 02:00 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 22, 2017 02:00 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 22, 2017 02:00 PM (Vnlws)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 02:00 PM (utT6Q)
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hanging on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling, oh
Posted by: Professor Berry at May 22, 2017 02:00 PM (2Mnv1)
For a time, Marvel had special "Giant Size" 80-page or whatever issues.
Giant-Size Man-Thing is legendary.
Posted by: Lance McCormick, super-late to the thread at May 22, 2017 02:00 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Strobe at May 22, 2017 02:00 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at May 22, 2017 01:56 PM (RD7QR)<<<
Well, if he's able to stay away longer than 4 hours he might want to consult his doctor.
Posted by: prescription drug tv voiceover guy at May 22, 2017 02:00 PM (nHbAq)
nullo -- a person who has surgically removed his penis and testicles, and then sewn up the wound so that he had no genitalia whatsoever.
Sadly, this is a real thing.
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2017 02:01 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2017 02:01 PM (CDxfo)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2017 02:01 PM (kTF2Z)
Only if you do it right.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 22, 2017 02:01 PM (m6qV1)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at May 22, 2017 02:01 PM (RD7QR)
Sadly, this is a real thing.
The Strain?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 02:02 PM (utT6Q)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at May 22, 2017 01:56 PM
And yet, we persisted.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2017 02:02 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 22, 2017 02:02 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 22, 2017 02:03 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Optimizer at May 22, 2017 02:03 PM (EnK/R)
DO NOT Google that if you don't know.
Posted by: IP at May 22, 2017 01:52 PM
I willnot look that up, but if it's anything like what it...um...sounds like, my eyes are watering just reading this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2017 02:04 PM (p+Wdc)
A-a-a-a-and here.
Here.
And initial here and here.
Okay, then we're agreed.
The Party of the First Part agrees to no less than 565 thrusts and the Party of the Second Part agrees not to issue forth any progeny over the next 10 months.
Posted by: Contractual Penis at May 22, 2017 02:04 PM (NyJwR)
*thud*
SMOD, why have you forsaken us?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2017 02:04 PM (CDxfo)
Posted by: The Chicken at May 22, 2017 02:04 PM (Fmupd)
Cloudy with a chance of Barry White.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 22, 2017 02:04 PM (m6qV1)
Posted by: Chris M at May 22, 2017 02:04 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2017 01:59 PM (viSzi)
come to think of it, he never said...not in those exact words, it was more like : "you lose at life" kind of thing
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 02:04 PM (c6/9Q)
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I saw Seminiferous Koogloidal Buttmonkeys open for Conceptual Penis a the Agora 1997. The Butthole Surfers lead Guitarist got into a fight with Charles Barkley in the flats and thrown in jail and the Buttmonkeys subbed in at the last minute. It. Was. Epic.
Posted by: simplemind at May 22, 2017 02:05 PM (xVRrG)
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Malibu Ken and Barbie.
It seemed like a Dream House...
UNTIL THEIR UNDERPANTS CAME OFF!!!
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 22, 2017 02:05 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2017 02:05 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2017 01:59 PM (viSzi)
come to think of it, he never said...not in those exact words, it was more like : "you lose at life" kind of thing
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 02:04 PM (c6/9Q)
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We all know what he means.
At least, that's what we tell our mothers, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2017 02:05 PM (viSzi)
Posted by: Chris M at May 22, 2017 02:04 PM (eAZVt)
some are hard to swallow
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 02:06 PM (c6/9Q)
i'm guessing it was a fund raising call, but before she could go there, i interrupted her and went on a rant...
you don't want to lose the House? then stop screwing around and give President Trump what he wants instead of what Paul RINO Ryan wants: cut taxes and spending, build the damn wall and stop being Democrats.
(words to that effect... no cussing, and it was on a recorded line, so maybe someone will hear the message.)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 22, 2017 02:06 PM (zwAOV)
*thud*
SMOD, why have you forsaken us?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2017 02:04 PM (CDxfo)
Rubber band.
Pruning shears.
Blowtorch.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 02:06 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2017 02:07 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Chris M at May 22, 2017 02:04 PM (eAZVt)
some are hard to swallow
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 02:06 PM (c6/9Q)
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and some leave a bad taste in my mouth too.
Posted by: Monica L at May 22, 2017 02:07 PM (zwAOV)
These snowflakes act like social constructs are all inherently evil (can there be a bigger social construct than their humanistic definition of evil?) and seem to genuinely believe they are peeling back all the layers of the onion to get to Truth.
Good luck with that.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 22, 2017 02:07 PM (ymomQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2017 02:09 PM (CDxfo)
Famous last words:
"Yeah. I've castrated hundreds of steers. What could go wrong?"
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 02:10 PM (utT6Q)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/265507/
Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2017 02:05 PM (rmVvL)
She was still underage according to New York law.
When it comes to Federal crimes, eighteen is the magic number.
The way the law works, what he thought or was even led to believe is irrelevant.
Posted by: The non-texting Hat at May 22, 2017 02:10 PM (rUIbB)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 22, 2017 02:11 PM (zwAOV)
Well, that changes everything.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 22, 2017 02:11 PM (ul9CR)
>>Only conceptually.
Posted by: Phuket
You must have at least made it to Phi Phi island...
Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2017 02:11 PM (NOIQH)
Famous last words:
"Yeah. I've castrated hundreds of steers. What could go wrong?"
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 02:10 PM (utT6Q)
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After successfully castrating that final steer, the man said no more and joined a monastery, refusing to say a word for the rest of his natural life, which lasted 49 more years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2017 02:11 PM (viSzi)
The way the law works, what he thought or was even led to believe is irrelevant.
"Ignorance of the law is no excuse"
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 02:11 PM (utT6Q)
Posted by: DaveA at May 22, 2017 02:11 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at May 22, 2017 02:12 PM (qJhUV)
The way the law works, what he thought or was even led to believe is irrelevant.
"Ignorance of the law is no excuse"
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 02:11 PM (utT6Q)
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"I had no idea bank robbery was a crime, officer."
"Well, okay then. Just remember for next time."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2017 02:12 PM (viSzi)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 02:11 PM (utT6Q)<<<
I wouldn't say that...
Posted by: James Comey at May 22, 2017 02:12 PM (nHbAq)
Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2017 02:12 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Exponential Penis at May 22, 2017 02:13 PM (NyJwR)
So, you had no intent, is that it? I'm hearing that you didn't *intend* to break the law? Well all righty then. You can go.
Posted by: Comey da Clown at May 22, 2017 02:13 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: James Comey at May 22, 2017 02:13 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 22, 2017 02:14 PM (7ZVPa)
So, you had no intent, is that it? I'm hearing that you didn't *intend* to break the law? Well all righty then. You can go.
Posted by: Comey da Clown at May 22, 2017 02:13 PM (ul9CR)
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*hic*
-Hillary
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2017 02:14 PM (viSzi)
The way the law works, what he thought or was even led to believe is irrelevant.
"Ignorance of the law is no excuse"
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 02:11 PM (utT6Q)
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"I had no idea bank robbery was a crime, officer."
"Well, okay then. Just remember for next time."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22
...
We're looking for intent here, people.
Posted by: James Comey at May 22, 2017 02:14 PM (ymomQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2017 02:14 PM (CDxfo)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 22, 2017 02:15 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: TexasDan at May 22, 2017 02:15 PM (ymomQ)
Ah dude, in real units that is roughly 39 3/8". You sure you did the math right?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 22, 2017 02:15 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Circumstantial Penis at May 22, 2017 02:15 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 22, 2017 02:15 PM (ul9CR)
Better than assorted homey cocks.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 02:16 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 22, 2017 02:15 PM (ul9CR)
Better than assorted homey cocks.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 22, 2017 02:16 PM (0mRoj)
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Homey the Clown doesn't play around.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2017 02:16 PM (viSzi)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 02:11 PM (utT6Q)<<<
Unless you're James Comey. Amirite... amirite?!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 22, 2017 02:17 PM (nHbAq)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 02:17 PM (utT6Q)
Posted by: Little Evis at May 22, 2017 02:17 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 02:11 PM (utT6Q)
Unless you're James Comey. Amirite... amirite?!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 22, 2017 02:17 PM (nHbAq)
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So brave.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2017 02:18 PM (viSzi)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont
Math AND a unit conversion will get you banned around here.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 22, 2017 02:18 PM (ymomQ)
Laugh now...but I expand 10 to the third of my current length of 1 millimeter.
Posted by: Exponential Penis at May 22, 2017 02:13 PM
Pfffffft.
Long and thin may get it in
but short and thick does the trick.
Posted by: Logarithmic "Logger" Penis at May 22, 2017 02:18 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Gen. Jack D. Ripper at May 22, 2017 02:18 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Little ELVIS at May 22, 2017 02:18 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Contextual Penis at May 22, 2017 02:18 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: TexasDan at May 22, 2017 02:15 PM (ymomQ)
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You need to take it up with the AoSHQ Styleguide Council.
Posted by: Soona at May 22, 2017 02:18 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Contextual Penis
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Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2017 02:19 PM (udajc)
Sadly, this is a real thing. "
Why did I think that Nullo was a delicious chocolate and caramel treat?
Posted by: Typical Teenage Boy at May 22, 2017 02:19 PM (oOw3I)
Posted by: TexasDan at May 22, 2017 02:15 PM (ymomQ)
#twoweeks
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2017 02:19 PM (CDxfo)
Posted by: TexasDan at May 22, 2017 02:15 PM (ymomQ)
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You need to take it up with the AoSHQ Styleguide Council.
Posted by: Soona at May 22, 2017 02:18 PM (Fmupd)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE STYLE GUIDE IS JUST A FIGMENT OF OUR IMAGINATIONS!
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at May 22, 2017 02:19 PM (viSzi)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 02:11 PM (utT6Q)
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but being an illegal alien is.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 22, 2017 02:19 PM (zwAOV)
Posted by: TexasDan at May 22, 2017 02:15 PM (ymomQ)
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You need to take it up with the AoSHQ Styleguide Council.
Posted by: Soona
They meet again in #twoweeks!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2017 02:20 PM (utT6Q)
Posted by: IC at May 22, 2017 02:20 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Jaws at May 22, 2017 02:20 PM (oOw3I)
Posted by: Activist Penis at May 22, 2017 02:20 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Existential Penis at May 22, 2017 01:37 PM
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Ladies, he'll be able to go all night, and tomorrow....
Posted by: Sisyphus at May 22, 2017 02:20 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2017 02:04 PM (CDxfo)
You're doing fine on your own. Really.
Posted by: SMOD, Shatterer of Worlds at May 22, 2017 02:21 PM (hLRSq)
And it didn't look the last reel of Lawrence of Arabia, another achievement.
And, FFS, the President of the USA was the keynote speaker ... in Saudi Arabia!
Governing well is the best revenge.
Posted by: Ron Jeremy from Nantucket at May 22, 2017 02:21 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 02:22 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at May 22, 2017 02:19 PM (viSzi)
Eeeewwwwwww! Next time I'm putting on nitrile gloves before reading it.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Ace and the Scream Machine at the County Fairgrounds at May 22, 2017 02:22 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at May 22, 2017 02:19 PM
Tell me about it.
Posted by: B l a z e r at May 22, 2017 02:22 PM (DMUuz)
"Former FBI Director James Comey now believes that President Donald Trump was trying to influence his judgment about the Russia probe, a person familiar with his thinking says, but whether that influence amounts to obstruction of justice remains an open question. "You have to have intent in order to obstruct justice in the criminal sense," the source said, adding that "intent is hard to prove."
Intent? The ironies abound.
Now who's the source of this if not Comey himself.
What a fucking passive aggressive weasel.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 22, 2017 02:23 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Defferentual penis at May 22, 2017 02:23 PM (oGRue)
Sadly, this is a real thing. "
Why did I think that Nullo was a delicious chocolate and caramel treat?
Posted by: Typical Teenage Boy at May 22, 2017 02:19 PM (oOw3I)
Oh, I've got your "chocolate and caramel treat" right here...
*drops pants*
*squats*
Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood nullo at May 22, 2017 02:23 PM (rUIbB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2017 02:23 PM (CDxfo)
Posted by: Magnanimous Penis at May 22, 2017 02:23 PM (viSzi)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 22, 2017 02:24 PM (OhTOr)
Posted by: The Transcendental Penis at May 22, 2017 02:24 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 22, 2017 02:24 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 02:24 PM (c6/9Q)
By that sweet ornament which truth doth give!
The penis looks fair, but fairer we it deem
For that sweet odour which doth in it live.
The canker-blooms have full as deep a dye
As the perfumed tincture of the penis,
Hang on such thorns and play as wantonly
When summer's breath their masked buds discloses:
But, for their virtue only is their show,
They live unwoo'd and unrespected fade,
Die to themselves. Sweet penis do not so;
Of their sweet deaths are sweetest odours made:
And so of you, beauteous and lovely youth,
When that shall fade, my verse distills your truth.
anonymous
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 22, 2017 02:24 PM (VfGfs)
Rush, Hannity, Ingraham and Guilfoyle.
Dennis Kuchinich and his surprisingly hot wife! Kuchinich is a principled guy, and in his own way a Patriot, which would explain his connection to Ailes.
No Megyn. No Murdochs
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 22, 2017 02:24 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Starship Enterprise Penis at May 22, 2017 02:24 PM (jTUfG)
Posted by: Introverted Penis at May 22, 2017 02:24 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Truculent Penis at May 22, 2017 02:24 PM (viSzi)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2017 02:24 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Apparitional Penis at May 22, 2017 02:25 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood nullo at May 22, 2017 02:23 PM
Gainzz! thread isn't until later. Moose out front should'a told ya.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2017 02:25 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Mendacious Penis at May 22, 2017 02:25 PM (viSzi)
Posted by: Intergalactic Penis at May 22, 2017 02:26 PM (viSzi)
Comey Comey Comey Comey Comey Comeylian.
He comes and goes..... he comes and go-o-o-o-es.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2017 02:24 PM (8XRCm)
Oddly, Boy George was Adlai Stevenson compared to the current crop.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 02:26 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Shaun King's Penis at May 22, 2017 02:26 PM (0mRoj)
Sadly, this is a real thing. "
Why did I think that Nullo was a delicious chocolate and caramel treat?
*
*
Maybe in New Zealand. Check with World Market.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2017 02:26 PM (jTUfG)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 22, 2017 02:27 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Ineffectual penis at May 22, 2017 02:28 PM (oGRue)
Penis thread reaches crush depth at post 590. Set dive planes to vertical. Emergency blow!
Posted by: Jaws at May 22, 2017 02:28 PM (oOw3I)
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Are you thinking of nut-ella?
Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 22, 2017 02:28 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Turbulent Penis at May 22, 2017 02:28 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Barry of Man's Country at May 22, 2017 02:28 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Conversational penis at May 22, 2017 02:29 PM (oGRue)
stands manly upon the field
undeterred, undaunted, resolute with manly firmness
while the vanquished lay in torment calling out
more, more, more.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 22, 2017 02:29 PM (VfGfs)
Posted by: The Metaphysical Penis at May 22, 2017 02:29 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Conspiratorial Penis at May 22, 2017 02:29 PM (viSzi)
Ah..... me sooooo horny...... and short.
Posted by: Oriental Penis at May 22, 2017 02:30 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Therapeutic Penis at May 22, 2017 02:30 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Deliberate Penis at May 22, 2017 02:30 PM (viSzi)
Posted by: King Penis at May 22, 2017 02:30 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 22, 2017 02:30 PM (vRcUp)
It is not a bad show overall, but that scene gah...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 02:30 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Muzzie Astronauts at May 22, 2017 02:30 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Bucolic Penis at May 22, 2017 02:30 PM (DMUuz)
Penis thread reaches crush depth at post 590. Set dive planes to vertical. Emergency blow!
Posted by: Jaws at May 22, 2017 02:28 PM (oOw3I)
If you insist...
Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood nullo at May 22, 2017 02:30 PM (rUIbB)
Posted by: Consensual penis at May 22, 2017 02:31 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Conceptual Donald Trump. at May 22, 2017 02:31 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Narcissistic Penis at May 22, 2017 02:31 PM (viSzi)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 22, 2017 02:31 PM (VfGfs)
Posted by: Philosophical Penis at May 22, 2017 02:32 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Ontological Penis at May 22, 2017 02:32 PM (C52a9)
"My Baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I like to sink her with my pink torpedo..."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 02:32 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Chivalrous Penis at May 22, 2017 02:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 02:33 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Intellectual penis at May 22, 2017 02:33 PM (oGRue)
Someone roust Ace from his bed of leaves and shed fur and tell him to toss some links up! Failing that, grab the nearest coblog and throw them at a computer.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 22, 2017 02:33 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Contemplative Penis at May 22, 2017 02:33 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Ontological Penis at May 22, 2017 02:33 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: Flex Tape at May 22, 2017 02:33 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Micturating Penis at May 22, 2017 02:34 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Alt Right Penis at May 22, 2017 02:34 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Theological Penis at May 22, 2017 02:34 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Little Head at May 22, 2017 02:35 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Scotty at May 22, 2017 02:35 PM (Lh0b8)
Posted by: Apathetic Penis at May 22, 2017 02:35 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Cantankerous Penis at May 22, 2017 02:35 PM (oOw3I)
This hoax paper is funny ...
... at least on the level of getting a female announcer to page "Mike Hunt" ...
Posted by: Arbalest at May 22, 2017 02:35 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Spelunking Penis at May 22, 2017 02:35 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: The Ideational Penis at May 22, 2017 02:36 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 22, 2017 01:28 PM
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Wow, cuz I thought I was reading Ezra Pound. And I last did that more than 30 years ago.
Posted by: Useta Lurk, but now who knows? at May 22, 2017 02:36 PM (jVlNS)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 22, 2017 02:36 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Intellectual penis at May 22, 2017 02:33 PM (oGRue)
Big deal. It's a picture book.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 22, 2017 02:36 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Allegorical Penis at May 22, 2017 02:36 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: Leprous Penis at May 22, 2017 02:37 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Sociable Penis at May 22, 2017 02:37 PM (ycWCI)
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Well..... hello there Beth. How YOU doing. Long time no see, huh?? So ..... tell me..... what brings YOU to a place like THIS???
Posted by: Ulterior Motive Penis at May 22, 2017 02:37 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: MAGA at May 22, 2017 02:37 PM (LQ1Q3)
Posted by: Argumentative Penis. at May 22, 2017 02:37 PM (Fmupd)
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we get over 900 and we could tip the blog over.
Posted by: Intellectual penis at May 22, 2017 02:37 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Improvising Penis at May 22, 2017 02:37 PM (0mRoj)
Don't stop us - we're on a rollo.
Posted by: Jaws at May 22, 2017 02:37 PM (oOw3I)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2017 02:37 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: broseidon, news sleuth and provisional komodo dragon at May 22, 2017 02:37 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Carpenter Penis at May 22, 2017 02:38 PM (ODxAs)
Ah dude, in real units that is roughly 39 3/8". You sure you did the math right?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 22, 2017 02:15 PM (kUmUV)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A LITTLE TEENY TINY PENIS CAN EXPAND TO GROTESQUE, LIFE-THREATENING SIZE BECAUSE IT EXPANDS EXPONENTIALLY.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER'S PENIS at May 22, 2017 02:38 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Argumentative Penis. at May 22, 2017 02:37 PM (Fmupd)
This isn't an argument, it's just contradiction!
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Well..... hello there Beth. How YOU doing.
Long time no see, huh?? So ..... tell me..... what brings YOU to a
place like THIS???
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*snicker*
You said "long".
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No condom? Get me a balloon, a hair elastic, and some Jergens.
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I laughed way, WAY too loudly at this one.
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Posted by: Carpenter Penis at May 22, 2017 02:38 PM
The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the mass of the @ss.
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(Marxist penis)
Posted by: runner
I notice that many of you young, curvacious, pretty and sexy comrades all have a definite need; and I have enough ability for all of you. Let us share the wealth!
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Funny - the Horde still calls MWR Beth.
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I approve!
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
List_of_scholarly_publishing_hoaxes
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Moderation is for monks.
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*
*
In academia today? He'd be torn apart the way the maenads tore men apart in Greek mythology. (Well, sort of -- the maenads were probably more athletic than today's SJWs.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2017 02:44 PM (jTUfG)
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Posted by: AltonJackson at May 22, 2017 02:45 PM (ZQfW9)
(Marxist penis)
Posted by: runner
I notice that many of you young, curvacious, pretty and sexy comrades all have a definite need; and I have enough ability for all of you. Let us share the wealth!
---
i admit it, i seized the means of sperm production.
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Posted by: Mr Whipple Penis at May 22, 2017 02:45 PM (BC5E+)
You've got a lingam
Let's go down
to the crawdad...what the hell rhymes with "lingam"???
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2017 02:44 PM
What am I chopped liver?
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---
You had dirt? Luxury!
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2017 02:44 PM (jTUfG) "
During my undergrad I took a class that wasn't strictly gender studies, but was tilted enough that it had about 22 girls and two guys besides me. I joked with friends about wishing I had the balls (or the complete disregard for life and limb) to walk into class one day, put my feet up on my desk and go "23 broads in this class and I don't have dinner in front of me???"
Posted by: broseidon, news sleuth and provisional komodo dragon at May 22, 2017 02:47 PM (oZ6kz)
You've got a lingam
Let's go down
to the crawdad...what the hell rhymes with "lingam"???
*
*
String 'em, as in "string 'em up"?
Is this the record this year for number of comments to a single thread?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2017 02:47 PM (jTUfG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2017 02:47 PM
No, but it could be an all-time record for OTA (On-Topic Average).
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2017 02:52 PM (DMUuz)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A LITTLE TEENY TINY PENIS CAN EXPAND TO GROTESQUE, LIFE-THREATENING SIZE BECAUSE IT EXPANDS EXPONENTIALLY.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER'S PENIS
That and the fact that it injects babies into mad people.
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Posted by: Willow Wang at May 22, 2017 03:00 PM (8iiMU)
Of course they are, bless their hearts.
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 22, 2017 03:29 PM (viSzi)
Posted by: Ron White at May 22, 2017 03:43 PM (uBQPh)
Wouldn't that be Screaming Virgini opening for the Conceptional Penises?
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Posted by: Rhode Island Red at May 23, 2017 12:12 AM (0Ahg8)
How to tell your racist uncle at your Memorial Day cookout that his penis is causing climate change.
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