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"RompHim" Kickstarter Has Great New Idea for Men's Fashion: Women's Fashion

Do you know what a romper is? I didn't.

Basically it's a dress for girls that ends not in a skirt, but in shorts. Like this.

Eh, kinda cute. On a girl.

I've seen women complaining that this particular dress requires the woman to full disrobe to go to the bathroom, because, well, it's all one piece.

Enter Millennials, who were trying to think of a fun, frisky, not-too-fratty, not-too-formal alternative to current fashion, and, get this, came up with dressing men like women.

They've never tried that gambit before!


Most of the pictures feature dudes hanging out with dudes:


Note a romper is not a jumpsuit. A jumpsuit has full sleeves and legs, because it's a functional piece of clothing, with practical usefulness in garbage collection, ghostbusting (which is really just spectral garbage collection), and, when paired with silver lame V-shoulders, sitting around in somewhat futuristic offices of the World Peace Committee discussing what to do about saucers hovering over New York.

The look is not unprecedented:


In fact, James Bond even wore it for one embarrassing sequence:


But that doesn't rescue it. He looked, well, like a girl. If he hadn't just been nine deep in a woman and hit that shit so hard that his dick turned the woman into actual gold, this would have been James Bond's Rock Me Tonite moment.

goldengirl2.jpg
"Moneypenny... it's happened again.
I've turned another woman gold with my Sex Alchemy.
I shouldn't have used the reverse swirl.
Send a clean-up team at once.
Also, frame some innocent but menacing-looking Chinaman for it,
as per the usual protocol when this happens."

I may have some plot details wrong but I think that's the gist.

So this is very gay, and therefore, must be discussed endlessly, because Sex is Spectrum, and rompers especially so.

One of initial styles on offer is pink, one is baby blue, and one is "splatter" print.

I'll just let you write your own joke in your heads.

In your heads, I said. No one really needs to say it.

Posted by: Ace at 05:34 PM




Comments

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1 ...I liked this country better when it wasn't so ghey.

Posted by: billygoat at May 17, 2017 05:26 PM (PiLeq)

2 This is definitely not going to catch on with the "rather be pantsless" crowd.

Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 05:27 PM (EgOr3)

3 Is this actually some of that stupid "Its happened once in New York so its a trend!" things? You know like that women taking bridal party photos in lingerie "trend?"

Posted by: buzzion at May 17, 2017 05:28 PM (z/Ubi)

4 Fashion is stupid.

And cute girls can wear anything and make it look good.

The wife was showing me this thing last night. Do not want, not even as PJs.

Plus concealed carry would be a pain with those things.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 17, 2017 05:28 PM (HGR30)

5 I'll only buy it if it's appropriating someone else's culture.

Posted by: Scott_T at May 17, 2017 05:30 PM (NmR1a)

6 Wearing a RompHim won't make you want to suck dick. It will, however, make you want to hold it in your mouth until the swelling goes down.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 17, 2017 05:30 PM (rznWS)

7 Alternate caption for the top pic:

"Oh you think you're gay, but are you gay enough for....RompHims?"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 17, 2017 05:30 PM (HGR30)

8 And we wonder why the birth rate is falling

Posted by: NCKate at May 17, 2017 05:30 PM (KDsfS)

9 I think I saw the guys in the first two pictures hanging out at the roof top bar of our hotel in Manhattan a couple of weeks ago.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 05:30 PM (PY9jH)

10 ...I liked this country better when it wasn't so ghey.

****

oh, it will get quite ungay pretty soon, once the dems Sharia law push goes through.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at May 17, 2017 05:30 PM (g9A94)

11 Male rompers a perfect way to say "I never, ever want to have sex with a human woman ever."

Along with man buns and skinny jeans.

/thanks for letting us know upfront that you're teh ghey.

Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 05:30 PM (BPeNq)

12 Official Memorandum
===============
To: Internet at Large
From: Anon Y. Mous
Subject: RompHim
Date: 5/17/17

Please be aware that this is a very stupid story. Adjust your coverage accordingly.

Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

AYM

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 17, 2017 05:30 PM (R+30W)

13 James Comey's orange prison uniform will be cut like this.

Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2017 05:31 PM (HV1LS)

14 Another caption:

"If you like cock's robust taste, you'll love RompHim!"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 17, 2017 05:31 PM (HGR30)

15 I bet they all carry messenger bags.

Posted by: buzzion at May 17, 2017 05:31 PM (z/Ubi)

16

All that is missing is the crib.

I saw this on Gutfeld (I think this past weekend) - should try to dig up that episode and link the segment here.

All that is missing is the crib, and a baby rattle.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 17, 2017 05:31 PM (fceHP)

17 Good luke wuith that, Millenials will eat that shit up no questions asked.

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2017 05:31 PM (Ot7+c)

18 Dammit. Peaches made me believe this was an actual fashion thread. Like, for the 'ettes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 05:32 PM (PY9jH)

19 15 I bet they all carry messenger bags.
Posted by: buzzion

...

ya knowwww.....

Posted by: Lana from Archer at May 17, 2017 05:32 PM (8rNrN)

20 Um, we gals had to wear these for high school gym class. Baby blue. I guess that we were so fashion forward!! The stupid boys wore shorts and a t-shirt, like, um, boys should.

Posted by: Cheri at May 17, 2017 05:32 PM (oiNtH)

21 James Comey's orange prison uniform will be cut like this.
Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2017 05:31 PM (HV1LS)

From your lips to God's ears....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 17, 2017 05:32 PM (HGR30)

22 >>> this is very gay,

You don't say.

Posted by: fluffy at May 17, 2017 05:32 PM (jw2Xw)

23 Someone did a fake ad for those the other day:

"Do you find yourself getting laid TOO much?"

Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 17, 2017 05:32 PM (rznWS)

24 And we wonder why ISIS wants to kill us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 05:32 PM (PY9jH)

25 "The Bradley Manning memorial RompHim collection"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 17, 2017 05:32 PM (HGR30)

26 Kat Timpf has overstayed her welcome, which wasn't all that effusive to begin with.

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2017 05:32 PM (8rNrN)

27 RompHim is what they do in it.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 17, 2017 05:32 PM (j1Wvr)

28 This is an Attack on the Moron Lifestyle!!!

A DIRECT ATTACK!!!

How do you remove your pants??? if you don't have PANTS?????

Its a PLOT!!!

Posted by: Don Q. at May 17, 2017 05:33 PM (NgKpN)

29 You know what product would sell in the high millions? A pair of glasses that turned every surface into a mirror.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 17, 2017 05:33 PM (MZcWR)

30 Dammit. Peaches made me believe this was an actual fashion thread. Like, for the 'ettes.
--

We can always hijack.

For example:

Why oh why must EVERY summer shirt/ dress for women be sleeveless?

There are some of us out there that really don't want sleeveless.

But now.. sorry, not a choice.

Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 05:33 PM (BPeNq)

31 Never thought I'd write this, but can we go back to the urban lumberjack look?


This is so, so gay.
Not ironic, winky wink, hipster cool. They look like toddlers.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2017 05:33 PM (NOIQH)

32 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ALL THOSE GUYS ARE LIKE, REALLY GAY!!!

Posted by: Ben Rothlieeeeeesburger at May 17, 2017 05:33 PM (ihtYN)

33 "Tell him you'd make out with him on the Frat basement floor all over again, with RompHim!"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 17, 2017 05:33 PM (HGR30)

34 Men's rompers?

Gheyer than cum on a mustache.

Sorry.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2017 05:33 PM (aMV0K)

35 "Spectral Garbage Collecting" is sweetness.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 17, 2017 05:33 PM (6gk0M)

36 From a strictly functional standpoint, it might make more sense on a guy...

Posted by: vrf at May 17, 2017 05:33 PM (baCC+)

37 What's with the pimp coat? This is fashion for pimps then? Onesies are clothing for children, people, not adults. Where are Erdogan's goons when you really need them?

Posted by: sinalco at May 17, 2017 05:34 PM (yODqO)

38 "RompHim, cuz girls are icky and have like, vaginas and stuff."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 17, 2017 05:34 PM (HGR30)

39 Yeah, I know I'm always wishing for a fashion thread, but this isn't really what I had in mind.

Be careful what you wish for, I guess.

That top picture is Ace and the cobs, right?

Posted by: bluebell at May 17, 2017 05:34 PM (sBOL1)

40 So many throat punches to be administered.

Wait... Is that a phrasing faux pas?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 17, 2017 05:34 PM (RwwCT)

41 I just bought a really cute one-piece bathing suit.

And then I went, "Dammit, I'll have to remove the thing to pee."

Unless I'm in the ocean. *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 05:34 PM (PY9jH)

42 When exactly did we stop being a serious country?

Posted by: rickl at May 17, 2017 05:34 PM (xjiRE)

43 I guess this is the part where Millennials everywhere officially hand over their Man Card - permanently.

Posted by: kallisto at May 17, 2017 05:34 PM (kD8Fh)

44 Well shit, gaydars everywhere must've shorted out on that one.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2017 05:34 PM (AM1GF)

45 >>>42 When exactly did we stop being a serious country?

1992

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2017 05:35 PM (8rNrN)

46 Are you required to wear a banana hammock and a manziere with it?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 17, 2017 05:35 PM (6Ll1u)

47 >>Dammit. Peaches made me believe this was an actual fashion thread. Like, for the 'ettes.


Heh.

OK, what do you think of the satin pjs as formalware trend for women?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2017 05:35 PM (NOIQH)

48 I wear jeans and lacoste type shirts 95% of the time. I am cheap to dress

I were a suit maybe 5 times a year, maybe ( had to buy one for a wedding yesterday)

I wear my Uniform the other 120 + days a year.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 17, 2017 05:35 PM (SjImc)

49 I bet Jared Kushner has one.

Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 05:35 PM (EgOr3)

50 the ultimate in evening penis sipping wear. for the discriminating peter puffer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 17, 2017 05:35 PM (KP5rU)

51
I'll stick with my codpiece.

Posted by: Alex DeLarge at May 17, 2017 05:35 PM (t6XCL)

52 Gayer than a big pile of men having sex on South Park to stop the people of the future from "Terking our Jerbs!"

Posted by: buzzion at May 17, 2017 05:35 PM (z/Ubi)

53 lol. millennials are such faggots

Posted by: Lord Sir x at May 17, 2017 05:35 PM (nFwvY)

54 >>>
OK, what do you think of the satin pjs as formalware trend for women?

sounds cute. I don't know about formal-formalwear though. But like casual, whimsical formalwear.

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2017 05:36 PM (8rNrN)

55 I guess this is the part where Millennials everywhere officially hand over their Man Card - permanently.




They were never issued them.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2017 05:36 PM (aMV0K)

56 is it wrong that I want to see any male dressed in one of these throat punched?

Posted by: the Butcher at May 17, 2017 05:36 PM (AGJqR)

57 There are some of us out there that really don't want sleeveless.

But now.. sorry, not a choice.


Posted by: shibumi

Yep. Irritating.

Posted by: Cheri at May 17, 2017 05:36 PM (oiNtH)

58 The RompHim knock out game soon to follow.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2017 05:36 PM (xfb67)

59 Kat Timpf has overstayed her welcome, which wasn't all that effusive to begin with.
Posted by: ace at May 17, 2017 05:32 PM (8rNrN)


hallelujah

I've been walking around the house saying this... ever since I watched this show... lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 17, 2017 05:36 PM (fceHP)

60 I prefer looking at the golden ass in a bikini.
I would really prefer if she had survived.

Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay them All at May 17, 2017 05:36 PM (NmR1a)

61 Ghey ghey ghey ghey ghey.

Liberace's hairdresser called to say just how totally fucking ghey this is.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 17, 2017 05:36 PM (0mRoj)

62 42 When exactly did we stop being a serious country?
Posted by: rickl at May 17, 2017 05:34 PM (xjiRE)


Carter? Then we got serious with Reagan.... but pretty much downhill ever since...

Posted by: Don Q. at May 17, 2017 05:36 PM (NgKpN)

63 Where are Erdogan's goons when you really need them?

Posted by: sinalco at May 17, 2017 05:34 PM (yODqO)


Judging from their suits, the goons could teach Millenials a thing or two about appropriate and fashionable men's attire.

The fuzzy vests are a bit of a head scratcher.

Posted by: kallisto at May 17, 2017 05:36 PM (kD8Fh)

64 I don't think this shit will play even in Dallas.

Posted by: DanMan at May 17, 2017 05:36 PM (XTiHL)

65 #30: "Why oh why must EVERY summer shirt/ dress for women be sleeveless?

There are some of us out there that really don't want sleeveless."

You can find Timberlands and flannels at many online retailers. They usually come with free tickets to Lillith Fair.

I keed, I keed.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 17, 2017 05:36 PM (rznWS)

66 Meh. I remember some old pic of the Duke in a bathing suit and the FAGGIEST pair of sandals in the world.

And do not google any pics of Lemmy in his cutoff jean shorts.

So yeah faggy fashion but if it's comfy who cares? Wear what ya wanna.

(But dear God I hope Lemmy is not wearing those shorts wherever he is)

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 17, 2017 05:37 PM (9H8W1)

67 I can't really criticize since I wore bell bottoms and a puffy sleeve shirt when I was a preteen and then wore tight polyester pants and a silk shirt opened almost to my waist when I was a teen. I can state that I never owned a members only jacket.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 17, 2017 05:37 PM (+bKWx)

68 When exactly did we stop being a serious country?

Posted by: rickl at May 17, 2017 05:34 PM (xjiRE)
I've been in "if I don't laugh, I'll have to kill myself" mode for longer than I can remember. I was hopeful after the election but somehow it's not quite as uplifting as I had hoped.

Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 05:37 PM (EgOr3)

69 I bet Jared Kushner has one.
Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 05:35 PM (EgOr3)

Hey Jared, how's that outreach to your leftie friends going?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 17, 2017 05:37 PM (SjImc)

70 OK, what do you think of the satin pjs as formalware trend for women?


Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2017 05:35 PM (NOIQH)


I see enough idiots wearing pajamas on airplanes, thank you very much.

If I'm going to a gala, I'll suffer for fashion and wear the spikiest heels and a great dress.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 05:37 PM (PY9jH)

71 Now the question "why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock" has finally been answered.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 17, 2017 05:37 PM (0mRoj)

72 Gayer than Richard Simmons in a sequined dress on the Teacup Ride at Euro-Disney.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 17, 2017 05:37 PM (6gk0M)

73 "I bet they all carry messenger bags."

Filled with manly things like vintage eyelash curlers, troll doll keychains, and bejewelled thimbles.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at May 17, 2017 05:37 PM (1aMQH)

74 Why are they trading the fur jacket back and forth?

"No its my turn to look gayest!"

Posted by: buzzion at May 17, 2017 05:37 PM (z/Ubi)

75 "RompHim, protein stains wash right out!"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 17, 2017 05:37 PM (HGR30)

76

Better than Garanimals.

It all matches!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 17, 2017 05:37 PM (fceHP)

77 007 will return in Gold Member

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2017 05:37 PM (nCKWq)

78 i don't get the grief about sweats and stuff on airplanes. It's uncomfortable, and it's best to nap if you can.

It's not like you're in front of a room giving a powerpoint presentation.

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2017 05:38 PM (8rNrN)

79 A practical romper/romp-him could be constructed out of tearaway material for a quickie on the beach or after a boisterous game of baccarat. Then you just casually strut away in your jock and oi boots.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 17, 2017 05:38 PM (NT3RT)

80 I hope this and Comey blowing his nose on the WH drapes are both jokes, because I am going to lose my shot if either is true.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 17, 2017 05:38 PM (p5Y9F)

81 When exactly did we stop being a serious country?

Peanuts, Carter..ring a bell?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 17, 2017 05:38 PM (SjImc)

82 "Gayer than Richard Simmons in a sequined dress on the Teacup Ride at Euro-Disney."

... or barry soetero shooting baskets. Or throwing out a first pitch, or mincing down the steps in front of airforce 1.

Barely.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at May 17, 2017 05:38 PM (1aMQH)

83 Ace is playing with us.

I think I'm going to go out and sit on the tailgate of my truck, light up a cigar, sip some 12 year single and clean one of my guns.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2017 05:39 PM (KNB6/)

84 Every 18 months or so, gay fashion designers try to make all men gay.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 17, 2017 05:39 PM (oVJmc)

85 I hope these come with a built in cup 'cause you are gonna get a nut punch wearing these in public!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 17, 2017 05:39 PM (bmkS9)

86 Do you know what a romper is? I didn't.

I know what a "romper room" is.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 17, 2017 05:39 PM (zc3Db)

87 The girl in gold has a nice ass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 17, 2017 05:39 PM (SjImc)

88 >>sounds cute. I don't know about formal-formalwear though. But like casual, whimsical formalwear.

Some examples:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mgyvh9v
http://preview.tinyurl.com/mbo587z

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2017 05:39 PM (NOIQH)

89 I can state that I never owned a members only jacket.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 17, 2017 05:37 PM (+bKWx)
--------

It would have been handy to cover up the puffy shirt though.

Posted by: bluebell at May 17, 2017 05:39 PM (sBOL1)

90 It's times like this

With people like that

That I wish I had

A machine gun

Or, a bulldozer
https://tinyurl.com/ky55yxv


Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 17, 2017 05:39 PM (RFeQD)

91 If those protestors were dressed like this, the Turks were justified.

Posted by: wooga at May 17, 2017 05:40 PM (xcD6D)

92
I was hopeful after the election but somehow it's not quite as uplifting as I had hoped.
Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 05:37 PM


It'll take more than an election.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2017 05:40 PM (IqV8l)

93 Ok, somebody help me? Who sings the song from "Goldfinger"? I keep thinking of Sheila or something like that.

Posted by: dantesed at May 17, 2017 05:40 PM (88xKn)

94 I think I'm going to go out and sit on the tailgate of my truck, light up a cigar, sip some 12 year single and clean one of my guns.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2017 05:39 PM (KNB6/)

Sounds like a good time. Wish I could join ya

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 17, 2017 05:40 PM (SjImc)

95 @Nevergiveup

Yes she did, nice everything as I recall.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 17, 2017 05:40 PM (HGR30)

96 >>> I keep thinking of Sheila or something like that.

shirley bassey.

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2017 05:40 PM (8rNrN)

97 I was hopeful after the election but somehow it's not quite as uplifting as I had hoped.
Posted by: Peaches


Uplifting? May a new bra?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 17, 2017 05:41 PM (RFeQD)

98 Sorry... too ghey

Posted by: London Boys at May 17, 2017 05:41 PM (DpOmP)

99 Ok, somebody help me? Who sings the song from "Goldfinger"? I keep thinking of Sheila or something like that.
Posted by: dantesed at May 17, 2017 05:40 PM (88xKn)

Shirley Bassey.

Still has pipes, today.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 17, 2017 05:41 PM (HGR30)

100 http://preview.tinyurl.com/mgyvh9v
http://preview.tinyurl.com/mbo587z
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2017 05:39 PM (NOIQH)
---------

Nope.

Posted by: bluebell at May 17, 2017 05:41 PM (sBOL1)

101 I tried to put Pookette in those a few times, but her torso was kind of long as a baby, as were her legs, since she's my little Dutch girl. If I saw that on a guy, I'd start running and never stop.

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 17, 2017 05:41 PM (ar2KI)

102 85 I hope these come with a built in cup 'cause you are gonna get a nut punch wearing these in public!
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 17, 2017 05:39 PM (bmkS9)



Like they have any balls.

Posted by: buzzion at May 17, 2017 05:41 PM (z/Ubi)

103 I wore those during our News of the World tour. Were called RumpHims back then.

Posted by: Freddie Mercury at May 17, 2017 05:41 PM (bc2Lc)

104 On second thought, maybe we should help the Norks with their ICBMs after all...

Some days, I think it would be a mercy killing.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2017 05:41 PM (AM1GF)

105 Gayer than Barry Manilow singing "Mandy" to a bathhouse full of cross-dressing Xers from San Francisco.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 17, 2017 05:41 PM (6gk0M)

106 What the Hell? You folks are chatting about romping around in girly-man dongarees and I have snow coming down in my yard.

Posted by: Fritz at May 17, 2017 05:41 PM (TNQMS)

107 If you are under two and wear one of those it's called a "onesie".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 17, 2017 05:41 PM (Nwg0u)

108 Sometimes you have to wear a romper.




You haven't harvested enough hobo pelts for the pant legs and sleeves yet.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 17, 2017 05:42 PM (9H8W1)

109 This kind of boots All Hail Eris?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/krz58qn

And now some music
https://youtu.be/0sw54Pdh_m8

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2017 05:42 PM (nCKWq)

110
i don't get the grief about sweats and stuff on airplanes. It's uncomfortable, and it's best to nap if you can.



It's not like you're in front of a room giving a powerpoint presentation.





Posted by: ace at May 17, 2017 05:38 PM (8rNrN)


Pajama bottoms and a wife beater, with flip flops and smelly feet? And those are the wimmin.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 05:42 PM (PY9jH)

111
... or barry soetero shooting baskets. Or throwing out a first pitch, or mincing down the steps in front of airforce 1.

Or Barry's gutter balls.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2017 05:42 PM (IqV8l)

112 RompHims - do they come with a free bottle of Male Polish? I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: Topper Bottoms at May 17, 2017 05:42 PM (rznWS)

113 "The RompHim knock out game soon to follow."

Believe you meant to say the "Romphim Stomp Him game", sir or madam.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at May 17, 2017 05:42 PM (1aMQH)

114 If I saw that on a guy, I'd start running and never stop.

Posted by: pookysgirl


Objection, you'd be too busy laughing your ass off.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2017 05:42 PM (AM1GF)

115 /looks at the picture...

Sometimmmmesss... there just aren't enough rocks...

Posted by: Gump at May 17, 2017 05:42 PM (NgKpN)

116
What's was missing is Ugg boots and man buns.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 17, 2017 05:43 PM (t6XCL)

117 Speaking of guns (and Turks), looks like the Canik TP9 has a problem handling water. Dunk it in water and the trigger stops working. Something to consider for folks who have one.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 17, 2017 05:43 PM (HGR30)

118 Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: dantesed at May 17, 2017 05:43 PM (88xKn)

119 These are also known as DNC summer weight uniforms.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 17, 2017 05:43 PM (j1Wvr)

120 I'm praying to see TFG on the cover of GQ in a romper.

*squee*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 05:43 PM (PY9jH)

121 Holy Shit The Specialists is liberal center. I feel bad for Mollie Hemingway having to be there.

Kat Timpf and this Eboni Williams are just hard liberal. And Eric Bolling is just, well. Whatever.

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2017 05:43 PM (8rNrN)

122 It's the new trend in clothing -- Unisexless!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 17, 2017 05:43 PM (NT3RT)

123 what color did spanky order? does his have those fancy shoulder thingies?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 17, 2017 05:43 PM (KP5rU)

124 What the Hell? You folks are chatting about romping around in girly-man dongarees and I have snow coming down in my yard.
Posted by: Fritz at May 17, 2017 05:41 PM (TNQMS)
---------

Okay, you can have the Huggy Bear fur vest up there.

Posted by: bluebell at May 17, 2017 05:43 PM (sBOL1)

125 shirley bassey.

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2017 05:40 PM (8rNrN)


Shirley also covered that song by the Propellerheads, History Repeating. She has an instantly recognizable sound. What a voice.

Posted by: kallisto at May 17, 2017 05:43 PM (kD8Fh)

126 105 Gayer than Barry Manilow singing "Mandy" to a bathhouse full of cross-dressing Xers from San Francisco.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 17, 2017 05:41 PM (6gk0M)

*****

A Turkish bathhouse Slap.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2017 05:43 PM (KNB6/)

127 "RompHim stomper", by Geoffrey Wright.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 17, 2017 05:44 PM (HGR30)

128 Gayer than Liberace "tickling the ivories" with a captive boatload of fairies, singing "Too Shy" in a round.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 17, 2017 05:44 PM (6gk0M)

129 they look best accessorised with a small bag.

Of testes, on each chin.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 17, 2017 05:44 PM (ngT9v)

130 I have a vague memory of my dad wearing a 007 -ish version of the Romphim, looked similar to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9tvlpob-2I

Posted by: kallisto at May 17, 2017 05:44 PM (kD8Fh)

131 I'm praying to see TFG on the cover of GQ in a romper.

*squee*


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 05:43 PM (PY9jH)
Or Sports Illustrated. With a big driver. Maybe Reggie.

Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 05:44 PM (EgOr3)

132 >>> What the Hell? You folks are chatting about romping around in girly-man dongarees and I have snow coming down in my yard.

It's 91F here. Trade you some of our air mass for some of yours.

Posted by: fluffy at May 17, 2017 05:45 PM (jw2Xw)

133 Let's see....

Muslim births waaaay up in the US and Europe.

White anglo saxon births waaaay down.

It's a puzzlement.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 05:45 PM (PY9jH)

134 I think reasonably attractive liberal women have figured out that if they're not getting anywhere in their desired career, they can just half-pretend to be conservative and get a contract with Fox pretty easily.

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2017 05:45 PM (8rNrN)

135 It's the Daily Double!

Answer: Ace's last two items.

Question: Name two things one won't see in Texas.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 17, 2017 05:45 PM (MINbv)

136 No crochet rompers yet?

I am very disappointment.

Posted by: Texas Dan at May 17, 2017 05:45 PM (yL25O)

137 No need to mention them. Challenge accepted!

Posted by: Deacon Blues formerly known as whatmeworry at May 17, 2017 05:45 PM (dZGNV)

138 111; gutter balls. is that what they call it now?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 17, 2017 05:45 PM (KP5rU)

139 From 2011, Dame Shirley Bassey belts out "Goldfinger"

https://youtu.be/-orFtcORyuM?t=1m7s

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2017 05:45 PM (nCKWq)

140 "A Turkish bathhouse Slap."
-Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2017 05:43 PM (KNB6/)

Leave me to my own devices and we'll all be the better for it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 17, 2017 05:45 PM (6gk0M)

141 I bet they all carry messenger bags.
Posted by: buzzion at May 17, 2017 05:31 PM (z/Ubi)

And have bicycles with the little bags in back.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 17, 2017 05:45 PM (r8Mjm)

142 109 This kind of boots All Hail Eris?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/krz58qn

I'm thinking more Romper Stomper.

Hey, maybe some Droogs could carry off the RompHim, accessorized with baseball bats and clubs with nails in them.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 17, 2017 05:45 PM (NT3RT)

143 Sean Connery = GAY. I KNEW IT.

Posted by: Barry Manilow at May 17, 2017 05:46 PM (vRcUp)

144 Late to the party, Peaches:

{{{yuuge hug}}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 05:46 PM (PY9jH)

145 Wearing a polka dot toddler dress makes you heard all the better when complaining about the pinch of Madagascar cinnamon in your half-decaf, skinny mochachino.

I mean business buster...look at me, I have no self-esteem or self-respect...I'm likely to take a dump on your floor...say it with me Venti half-decaf skinny mochachino with a dash of vanilla bitters. Cinnamon is for fascists who exploit migrant workers.

Posted by: Orson at May 17, 2017 05:46 PM (ywgU3)

146 they look best accessorised with a small bag.

Of testes, on each chin.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 17, 2017 05:44 PM (ngT9v)

LOL

*applauds*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 17, 2017 05:46 PM (HGR30)

147 Gayer than Liberace's houseboy's hairdresser's poodle.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 17, 2017 05:46 PM (oVJmc)

148 It has been a while since I had small kids around me but was not the romper a thing you tossed on the kid to get them dressed fast? IIRC it was also hard for them to take off if your kids wanted to be nudists in winter.

Posted by: Big V at May 17, 2017 05:46 PM (NX0K0)

149 Anyone else remember when overalls were in style in the 80's. Not conducive to taking a quick leak.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 17, 2017 05:46 PM (+bKWx)

150 What the Hell? You folks are chatting about romping around in girly-man dongarees and I have snow coming down in my yard.
Posted by: Fritz



It's 88 degrees outside.
Where on God's green earth is it snowing in the US?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2017 05:46 PM (aMV0K)

151 >>> Shirley also covered that song by the Propellerheads, History Repeating. She has an instantly recognizable sound. What a voice.

Actually, MISS Shirley Bassey did that song with the Propellerheads.

Posted by: fluffy at May 17, 2017 05:46 PM (jw2Xw)

152 "RompHims: Because sometimes, you just want to blow another dude, and we're not here to judge."

Posted by: Topper Bottoms at May 17, 2017 05:46 PM (rznWS)

153 So, really? The one wearing the pimp fur coat... is the black guy.

Posted by: Hoobajoob at May 17, 2017 05:46 PM (9/fGZ)

154 I subtitled Springtime for Hitler 'A Gay Romp'. Romphim:Gay is close enough for a lawsuit.

Posted by: Leo Bloom at May 17, 2017 05:46 PM (bc2Lc)

155
Gayer than a bunch of Kansas City faggotts.

Posted by: Taggart at May 17, 2017 05:47 PM (t6XCL)

156 {{{Jane!}}} How YOU doin'? So fun to see everyone!

Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 05:47 PM (EgOr3)

157 That's the way the world ends

That's the way the world end

Not in a bang but a RompHim

Posted by: Zombie T.S. Eliot at May 17, 2017 05:47 PM (rUIbB)

158 Romp Him, Amadeus!

*thinks*

Nope. Still too ghey.

Posted by: Falco at May 17, 2017 05:47 PM (p+Wdc)

159 The Girl In Gold Boots

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2017 05:48 PM (IqV8l)

160 Finally it feels like summer, had to water what plants I have in the garden as they were wilting.

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2017 05:48 PM (Ot7+c)

161 I can't wear that kind of thing. My umm ... torso .. is too long and it would be uncomfortable. Plus, when you sit down it has got to put the squeeze to the part of your anatomy that Barack never had any of.

Posted by: goon at May 17, 2017 05:48 PM (EaQ6/)

162
What a bunch of sissies!

Posted by: Liberace at May 17, 2017 05:48 PM (8O3HH)

163 Hang 'em, hang 'em high!

Posted by: Roy Bean at May 17, 2017 05:48 PM (Fj4G0)

164 Our foreign student is staying with us for spring break. My husband got him a sweet internship with an important entity here.

He's home and I need to get off the HQ and act like I've been busy doing shit all day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 05:48 PM (PY9jH)

165 No neckbeards?

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at May 17, 2017 05:48 PM (CL76w)

166 "relax. I'm packing your lunch"

Posted by: Not so random punchline at May 17, 2017 05:48 PM (DpOmP)

167 Al Roker called me to say these are highly impractical in the event of sharting.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 17, 2017 05:48 PM (9H8W1)

168 I remember the kids show Romper Room.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 17, 2017 05:48 PM (+bKWx)

169 What the Hell? You folks are chatting about romping around in girly-man dongarees and I have snow coming down in my yard.
Posted by: Fritz



It's 88 degrees outside.
Where on God's green earth is it snowing in the US?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2017 05:46 PM (aMV0K)

Still got snow up in the Cascades. Rained pretty hard here yesterday and there was white stuff all over the peaks east of Monroe.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 17, 2017 05:48 PM (HGR30)

170 That's what the girls' phys. ed. uniforms looked like when I was in junior high in the mid-'70s.

As for putting it in men's fashion: this is one big downside of consumerism. "We have to come up with something new to sell people!"

No, really, we can stop. We don't need anything new just to have something new.

Posted by: RKae at May 17, 2017 05:48 PM (i3rHh)

171 Men:

Fair warning!

If you ever want a sure enough W-O-M-A-N to touch your peepee again, do not wear a RompHim. Just to be safe, don't even try one on for giggles.

Women Everywhere

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 17, 2017 05:49 PM (kXoT0)

172 If they want real men to buy these, they're gonna have to do them in desert camo and maybe a plaid flannel (for the cooler months).

Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 05:49 PM (EgOr3)

173 It also appears to me that you would be in ever present danger of giving yourself a wedgie. And probably severing your own balls.

All of this is still better than the open back shirt they made Bruce Willis wear in Fifth Element.

Posted by: Texas Dan at May 17, 2017 05:49 PM (yL25O)

174 So ... if you cut the legs off of denim overalls you would, basically, have a jean romper.

Can't get much gayer than that ... but it looks great on women.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 17, 2017 05:49 PM (zc3Db)

175 153 So, really? The one wearing the pimp fur coat... is the black guy.
Posted by: Hoobajoob at May 17, 2017 05:46 PM (9/fGZ)

******

I'm thinking Leno and Fuzzybear????

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2017 05:49 PM (KNB6/)

176 >>> It's 88 degrees outside.

Aren't you inTexas?

Please come up here and take your weather back.

Posted by: fluffy at May 17, 2017 05:49 PM (jw2Xw)

177 >>
Sean Connery = GAY. I KNEW IT.

Posted by: Barry Manilow


*SLAP!!*

--- Sean Connery, who believes sometimes women deserve to be smacked

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2017 05:49 PM (NOIQH)

178 "My husband got him a sweet internship with an important entity here."

So would the internship require wearing business casual romphims, or the more formal tuxedo romphim?

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at May 17, 2017 05:49 PM (1aMQH)

179
{{{Jane!}}} How YOU doin'? So fun to see everyone!


Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 05:47 PM (EgOr3)


Hangin' in there like everyone else. Miss you! Don't make it to the ONT anymore.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 05:49 PM (PY9jH)

180 Hey now... they're all the rage on Fire Island

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at May 17, 2017 05:49 PM (DpOmP)

181 Holy Shit The Specialists is liberal center. I feel bad for Mollie Hemingway having to be there.

Kat Timpf and this Eboni Williams are just hard liberal. And Eric Bolling is just, well. Whatever.

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2017 05:43 PM (8rNrN)



Eboni was always left.

Timpf is just - trying really hard to "sound smart". She is on Gutfeld's show too, and she talks over everyone, stomps her feet a lot ( so to speak ) and throws out daggers at guests. And sounds stupid.

Mollie is star. She's growing comfortable on tv too.

Bolling is a dope.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 17, 2017 05:50 PM (fceHP)

182 45 >>>42 When exactly did we stop being a serious country?

1992
Posted by: ace at May 17, 2017 05:35 PM (8rNrN)


All that she wants (is another baby)...

Posted by: Ace of Bass, 1992 at May 17, 2017 05:50 PM (xcD6D)

183 " Al Roker called me to say these are highly impractical in the event of sharting."

And this is where I am happy I ate early this evening.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at May 17, 2017 05:50 PM (1aMQH)

184 Gayer than a naked Springtime dance in the rain, while Bon Jovi plays "Bed of Roses" from a pink platform made of clouds.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 17, 2017 05:50 PM (6gk0M)

185 161
I can't wear that kind of thing. My umm ... torso .. is too long and it
would be uncomfortable. Plus, when you sit down it has got to put the
squeeze to the part of your anatomy that Barack never had any of.


I'm pretty sure he'd have a cameltoe.

Posted by: pep at May 17, 2017 05:50 PM (LAe3v)

186 there was white stuff all over "

Ahem.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 17, 2017 05:50 PM (MINbv)

187 You know the kind of guys who would wear this? The kind of pantywaists who let Turkish thugs beat up protesters-that's who.

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at May 17, 2017 05:50 PM (1jZZB)

188 I just noticed that some of the boyz are pimpin it up in a Huggie Bear fur coat.

Business on top, party on the bottom.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 17, 2017 05:50 PM (NT3RT)

189 Your mom didn't think it was gay, Trebek.

Posted by: Sean Connery at May 17, 2017 05:50 PM (Ndje9)

190 LaVar Ball attacks Fox Sports reporter in sexist rant

NY POST

The Lakers better be careful if they take his son...What a POS

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 17, 2017 05:50 PM (SjImc)

191 BREAKING NEWS: FIT MAN WITH NEATLY TRIMMED BEARD IN POLKA DOT ONESIE MIGHT NOT BE COMPLETELY HETEROSEXUAL

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 17, 2017 05:50 PM (9H8W1)

192 I don't think this shit will play even in Dallas.
Posted by: DanMan at May 17, 2017 05:36 PM (XTiHL)

I nominate you to head down to Oak Lawn and find out.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 17, 2017 05:51 PM (r8Mjm)

193 Why do I get the feeling that this rompHim shit is coming from that douchebag with the untucked shirts?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 17, 2017 05:51 PM (zc3Db)

194 Eboni comes across as less lefty than Timpf.

She has said several members of her family voted for Trump.

Cat Timpf is annoying as hell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 05:51 PM (PY9jH)

195 Oh.... you want stompy boots

https://www.shoes.com/demonia-assault-100-ankle-boot/774332/1643694

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2017 05:51 PM (nCKWq)

196

Sheppy Smith will be doing his show in one of these. With a bow tie. And a fez.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 17, 2017 05:51 PM (8O3HH)

197 Dang.
Buggy Bear.
That's what I was trying to remember.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2017 05:52 PM (KNB6/)

198 It needs a large back and a small front snap button or velcro flaps to be really useful for the intended clients.

Posted by: geoffb5 at May 17, 2017 05:52 PM (d3wbb)

199 I felt sorry for the girls in Jr High gym class, they had to wear that potato sack of a blue romper. While we wore whatever gray shorts and white t shirt we wanted. And I expect that ghastly garment was designed to stop me from seeing the progress that the girls were achieving on their bodies.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 17, 2017 05:52 PM (6Ll1u)

200 Okay. I've been through most of the comments here and there's no "yummy" remarks.

Posted by: Soona at May 17, 2017 05:52 PM (Fmupd)

201 170
That's what the girls' phys. ed. uniforms looked like when I was in junior high in the mid-'70s.


A silence fell over the HQ as if millions of old men suddenly were lost in reveries of days gone by.

Posted by: pep at May 17, 2017 05:53 PM (LAe3v)

202 Okay. Gotta put up the osprey cam on the screen so our student won't know I'm a moron(ette).

Later, all. *slinks away*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 05:53 PM (PY9jH)

203 Taylor Swift likes to wear a cute romper - and she's about the only one who could pull it off. Just Bing her VMA romper...

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2017 05:53 PM (NOIQH)

204
Cat Timpf is annoying as hell.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 05:51 PM (PY9jH)
--
I remember when she flexed her twig-like arms and Greg yelled "Oh my God, I could floss with those arms!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 17, 2017 05:53 PM (NT3RT)

205 It was 91 here when I mowed the lawn today hottest day so far this year. Coastal Carolina.

Posted by: Big V at May 17, 2017 05:53 PM (NX0K0)

206 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 17, 2017 05:51 PM (zc3Db)

What's wrong with the untuck shirts? The guy seems pretty normal.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 17, 2017 05:53 PM (+bKWx)

207 This looks like just the thing for your Republican Congressional leadership of today.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at May 17, 2017 05:53 PM (xiOrX)

208

Mueller?
Mueller?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2017 05:54 PM (IqV8l)

209 I don't even think rompers look good on women, much less hipster men-children.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at May 17, 2017 05:54 PM (Zd2ZF)

210 I just got on and omg.. I can't stop laughing. The James Bond pic and Ace's commentary had me in fits of giggling. Then laughing, then crying.

And yeah.. these rompers are so fucking gay it's not even funny.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 17, 2017 05:54 PM (CNHr1)

211 Posted by: pep at May 17, 2017 05:53 PM (LAe3v)

Who you calling old?

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 17, 2017 05:54 PM (+bKWx)

212 Kat Timfp's shtick is to be girlish -- smart ass high school.
It gets old fast. And she'll age too fast to keep it going.

I liked Kayleigh McEnany on CNN, a token conservative who's young and pretty, and quite smart. Haven't seen her lately, so she may have been purged.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 17, 2017 05:55 PM (SIY7D)

213 Well...

At least Ace didn't use a Zardoz pic....

Posted by: Don Q. at May 17, 2017 05:55 PM (NgKpN)

214 13 James Comey's orange prison uniform will be cut like this.

Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2017 05:31 PM (HV1LS)
It will need a drop seat for the bubbas

Posted by: CN at May 17, 2017 05:55 PM (2+tI4)

215 >>LaVar Ball attacks Fox Sports reporter in sexist rant


That guy will not be helping the NBA.

Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2017 05:55 PM (8NewS)

216 134 I think reasonably attractive liberal women have figured out that if they're not getting anywhere in their desired career, they can just half-pretend to be conservative and get a contract with Fox pretty easily.



Posted by: ace at May 17, 2017 05:45 PM (8rNrN)


Or they just have a ceremony where they marry themselves like that Brooklyn lady did.

Posted by: kallisto at May 17, 2017 05:55 PM (kD8Fh)

217 Special Council being named by Justice Department to investigate Trump Russia connection. Breaking news

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 17, 2017 05:55 PM (bnYnd)

218 What's wrong with the untuck shirts?

Where do I start?

The guy seems pretty normal.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 17, 2017 05:53 PM (+bKWx)


Yeah ... he wears a romper in his free time.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 17, 2017 05:55 PM (zc3Db)

219 Gayer than two women in t-shirts and greasy jeans at a fertility clinic asking about discounts on sperm from Jodie Foster.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 17, 2017 05:55 PM (6gk0M)

220 We survived the '70s. We'll get through this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2017 05:56 PM (JeEUJ)

221 Former FBI director Robert Moeller to lead special counsel effort

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 17, 2017 05:56 PM (bnYnd)

222 1960s: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots

2010s: RompHim Pansy Suits

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 17, 2017 05:56 PM (Nwg0u)

223 James Bond in a romper? I'd hit it....

Posted by: KWDreaming at May 17, 2017 05:56 PM (Dwisf)

224 This reminds me why I laughed at Zoolander.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 17, 2017 05:56 PM (+bKWx)

225 I will forever picture Ace in Rompers, Crocs and carrying a Messenger bag.

Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2017 05:56 PM (8NewS)

226
Sheppy Smith will be doing his show in one of these. With a bow tie. And a fez.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 17, 2017 05:51 PM (8O3HH)

A Fez is way too manly for Shep....

Posted by: Moroco Mole at May 17, 2017 05:56 PM (NgKpN)

227 >>>213 Well...

At least Ace didn't use a Zardoz pic....

...

oh yeah... He wore a romper there too didn't he?!?!

What the hell. What the hell, man.

(He did wear a bandolier over it which... well, it doesn't help that much.)

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2017 05:57 PM (8rNrN)

228 It is a paradox. Those dudes are destined to form a human centipede yet they are can't drop trow.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 17, 2017 05:57 PM (j1Wvr)

229 "giving yourself a wedgie"

maybe they're just saving their bullies the bother.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 17, 2017 05:57 PM (ngT9v)

230 226


Sheppy Smith will be doing his show in one of these. With a bow tie. And a fez.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 17, 2017 05:51 PM (8O3HH)



A Fez is way too manly for Shep....

Posted by: Moroco Mole


Okay, a beret then. Happy?

Posted by: pep at May 17, 2017 05:57 PM (LAe3v)

231 I'm thinking the best way to accessorize this outfit is with PBR and crocs.

Posted by: Fritz at May 17, 2017 05:57 PM (TNQMS)

232 This type of shit is what is killing Western Civilization. Men acting like pussies and trying to out GRRRLzZZz teh GRRRLzZZz.

Fucking Pathetic and Degenerate.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 17, 2017 05:57 PM (2qHjF)

233

Next?

Overwashed Torn Rompers Smeared in Mud

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 17, 2017 05:58 PM (fceHP)

234 Special Council being named by Justice Department to investigate Trump Russia connection. Breaking news
Posted by: Pete Seria at May 17, 2017 05:55 PM (bnYnd)

Nope. Being named to investigate russian meddling in the election NOT any connection to PDT...But nice try there

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 17, 2017 05:58 PM (SjImc)

235 this gheyness has failed to distract me from the imminent impeachment. Can anyone make me feel good about Mike Pence?

Posted by: steve at May 17, 2017 05:58 PM (/NSeN)

236 217 Special Council being named by Justice Department to investigate Trump Russia connection. Breaking news
Posted by: Pete Seria at May 17, 2017 05:55 PM (bnYnd)

-------------------------------------

Swamp 1
Trump 0

Say goodbye to the wall, tax cuts, regulatory reform, etc.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at May 17, 2017 05:58 PM (xiOrX)

237 They should team up with Schlitz Gay for a joint marketing campaign.

When you're stylish, thirsty, and gay...Rompers and Schlitz Gay!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 17, 2017 05:58 PM (kTF2Z)

238 1 Former FBI director Robert Moeller to lead special counsel effort

I see he's a "buddy" of Comey...

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 17, 2017 05:58 PM (O2RFr)

239 Muh gheyz.

Posted by: Mortimer-Finish Her! at May 17, 2017 05:58 PM (wTvP+)

240 Sean Connery in a red diaper and Lemmy 'stache storming across a post-apocalyptic Britain.

http://mashable.com/2015/01/24/zardoz-sean-connery/#xe7Jr1jlqGqV

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 17, 2017 05:58 PM (NT3RT)

241 At least Ace didn't use a Zardoz pic....



...



oh yeah... He wore a romper there too didn't he?!?!



What the hell. What the hell, man.


A true Alpha male doesn't give a rat's ass what you think. I am that male.

Posted by: Sean Connery at May 17, 2017 05:58 PM (LAe3v)

242
Sheppy Smith will be doing his show in one of these. With a bow tie. And a fez.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 17, 2017 05:51 PM (8O3HH)

I laughed out loud... but now I can't get the mental picture of that out of my head. Curse you Publius.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at May 17, 2017 05:58 PM (T71PA)

243 We throw buckets of confetti on each other because we're young and care-free!

Posted by: T-Mobile at May 17, 2017 05:59 PM (6gk0M)

244 Next?

Overwashed Torn Rompers Smeared in Mud




Only $699.95! Hurry! While supplies last!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2017 05:59 PM (aMV0K)

245
hehe

UMich Student Says Minorities Are Oppressed by Wood Paneling

pjmedia via insty

Anna Wibbelman, former president of Building a Better Michigan, an organization that voices student concerns about university development, stated at a student government meeting in late March that "minority students felt marginalized by quiet, imposing masculine paneling" found throughout the 100-year-old building, the meeting's minutes state.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 17, 2017 05:59 PM (fceHP)

246 >>It is a paradox. Those dudes are destined to form a human centipede yet they are can't drop trow.


Wait 'till one of 'em sits down or has to bend over and gives himself a wedgie.

And the chances that one will bend over in the near future are...?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2017 05:59 PM (NOIQH)

247 I did see a guy wearing a skirt and knee socks the other night. At Whole Foods.

Posted by: kallisto at May 17, 2017 05:59 PM (kD8Fh)

248 Special Council being named by Justice Department to investigate Trump Russia connection. Breaking news

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Take me, Lord. I've had all the pussyfooting pussybrained surrender monkey bullshit I can take.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 17, 2017 06:00 PM (Nwg0u)

249 It was your Mother's, Trebek!

Posted by: Sean Connery at May 17, 2017 06:00 PM (8NewS)

250 Pete SuperSerial is trolling us, guys

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 17, 2017 06:00 PM (ngT9v)

251 230 226


Sheppy Smith will be doing his show in one of these. With a bow tie. And a fez.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 17, 2017 05:51 PM (8O3HH)



A Fez is way too manly for Shep....

Posted by: Moroco Mole

Okay, a beret then. Happy?
Posted by: pep at May 17, 2017 05:57 PM (LAe3v)

/rolls over in his grave....

Posted by: Don Q.s dead Green Beret friend.... at May 17, 2017 06:00 PM (NgKpN)

252 >>I'm thinking the best way to accessorize this outfit is with PBR and crocs.


And a sassy straw fedora or pork pie hat!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2017 06:00 PM (NOIQH)

253 Whatever line existed separating the cuckold beta white knight and teh gay shit has been completely erased in 2017.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 17, 2017 06:00 PM (2qHjF)

254 Oh, yay. Robert Mueller named special counsel for Russia BS.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 17, 2017 06:00 PM (kTF2Z)

255 Sheppy in a beret?

I would say either Fuchsia or Magenta.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2017 06:01 PM (nCKWq)

256 Gayer than Jim J. Bullock wiping his dick on ALF's back.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at May 17, 2017 06:01 PM (TDJsa)

257 209 I don't even think rompers look good on women, much less hipster men-children.
Posted by: Aunt Luna at May 17, 2017 05:54 PM (Zd2ZF)

I think Kate Upton could pull one off.


IYKWIM

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at May 17, 2017 06:01 PM (1jZZB)

258 I believe it's pronounced "rump' him" (accent on the first syllable)

Posted by: Kat Von Clawswits at May 17, 2017 06:01 PM (yoDbh)

259 Mueller served under W and Obama. If his investigation turns up nothing, it's going to be hard for Democrats to continue to maintain that whatever they're alleging went on actually occurred.

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at May 17, 2017 06:02 PM (V40IZ)

260 253 Whatever line existed separating the cuckold beta white knight and teh gay shit has been completely erased in 2017.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 17, 2017 06:00 PM (2qHjF)
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Less "erased" than "snorted off a trannie hooker's augmented ass".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 17, 2017 06:02 PM (NT3RT)

261 Take me, Lord. I've had all the pussyfooting pussybrained surrender monkey bullshit I can take.

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The only reason to punch an R chad - the D candidate.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at May 17, 2017 06:02 PM (xiOrX)

262 What the Hell? You folks are chatting about romping around in girly-man dongarees and I have snow coming down in my yard.
Posted by: Fritz at May 17, 2017 05:41 PM (TNQMS)

Dude, it's 92 here.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 17, 2017 06:02 PM (r8Mjm)

263 Not in favor of a special anything for this, but Mueller is a lot cleaner than Comey, IMO.

Posted by: CN at May 17, 2017 06:02 PM (2+tI4)

264 How many Pints of Semen are in the stomachs of those guys in the top picture?

Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2017 06:02 PM (8NewS)

265 The link takes you to a picture of John Wayne, andGary Cooper, walking into a pool area. Cooper had on ballet slippers, or something that was indistinguishable from them. There's really nothing new under the sun.

http://tinyurl.com/kl2ts8j

Posted by: pep at May 17, 2017 06:02 PM (LAe3v)

266 Shep would definitely wear a pork pie hat.
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Taylor Swift wears rompers often, and it works because she has legs for miles.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2017 06:02 PM (NOIQH)

267 "I've seen women complaining that this particular dress requires the woman to full disrobe to go to the bathroom, because, well, it's all one piece."
You can't tell from the top picture, but judging by the fellas in it, these rompers have a trap-door flap in the back

Posted by: MichaelT at May 17, 2017 06:03 PM (JeAp+)

268 259 Mueller served under W and Obama. If his investigation turns up nothing, it's going to be hard for Democrats to continue to maintain that whatever they're alleging went on actually occurred.

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at May 17, 2017 06:02 PM (V40IZ)
Also an Ex-Marine and fairly reputable, Dems would not be satisfied with him as he's a Bush Appointee

Posted by: CN at May 17, 2017 06:04 PM (2+tI4)

269 Nope. Being named to investigate russian meddling in the election NOT any connection to PDT...But nice try there
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Dont go changing into your Despair Romper just yet.

Posted by: Mortimer-Finish Her! at May 17, 2017 06:04 PM (wTvP+)

270 The proper name for this garment is a Poot-rooter but they have them on backwards.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 17, 2017 06:04 PM (j1Wvr)

271 I hired you to lay some track, not jump around in rompers like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 17, 2017 06:04 PM (0mRoj)

272 You can't tell from the top picture, but judging by the fellas in it, these rompers have a trap-door flap in the back

Posted by: MichaelT at May 17, 2017 06:03 PM (JeAp+)


Or they're just wearing romper chaps.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 17, 2017 06:04 PM (zc3Db)

273 You can't tell from the top picture, but judging by the fellas in it, these rompers have a trap-door flap in the back

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An entrance, not an exit

Posted by: Jeffersonian at May 17, 2017 06:04 PM (xiOrX)

274 120 British schools offer new skirt uniform option to the boys, because well, they've gone insane.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 17, 2017 06:05 PM (6Ll1u)

275 I hope the Special Counsel has latitude to look into the Clinton connections as well.

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 17, 2017 06:05 PM (bnYnd)

276 Ghey'r than George at a West Hollywood gloryhole

Posted by: Andrew Ridgely at May 17, 2017 06:05 PM (DpOmP)

277 romper chaps????


Don't give them ideas... *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2017 06:05 PM (nCKWq)

278 Mueller could also look at Hillary and Podesta's Russian connections, while he's at it. They were part of the 2016 election too. Podesta must be shitting bricks

Posted by: CN at May 17, 2017 06:05 PM (2+tI4)

279 This is gayer than "Emos" with mascara attending Lilith Fair, riding ponies adorned with tinsel and glitter, yelling "Safe Spaces for Unicorns!"

Posted by: T-Mobile at May 17, 2017 06:06 PM (6gk0M)

280 275 I hope the Special Counsel has latitude to look into the Clinton connections as well.

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 17, 2017 06:05 PM (bnYnd)


For good or for bad, these investigations never seem to be limited to the initial subject they're started for.

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at May 17, 2017 06:07 PM (V40IZ)

281 A romper is really the thing to wear about town when you're out to score some batter all over your face at Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts.

Posted by: All you had to do was follow the train, C.J. at May 17, 2017 06:07 PM (PC6pJ)

282 Hey, I just noticed that in the lower left corner of the first pic it says "ACED Designs." I was only kidding when I asked if that was a picture of Ace and the cobs but now I'm wondering . . . .

Posted by: bluebell at May 17, 2017 06:08 PM (sBOL1)

283 I maintain that it was the holographic men's onesie that broke the Seventh Seal:

https://www.weareallonesie.com/collections/mens

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 17, 2017 06:08 PM (NT3RT)

284 "Mueller could also look at Hillary and Podesta's Russian connections, while he's at it. They were part of the 2016 election too. Podesta must be shitting bricks"

I suggested this might be Trump's end game

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 17, 2017 06:08 PM (SIY7D)

285 259
According to tinfoil hat radio, it's going to turn up Jared Kushner

Posted by: steve at May 17, 2017 06:09 PM (/NSeN)

286 all those sherbert-y pastel colors though

Posted by: kallisto at May 17, 2017 06:09 PM (kD8Fh)

287 Mueller could veer off into Seth Rich DNC territory if he liked, it sounds pretty open ended.

Posted by: CN at May 17, 2017 06:09 PM (2+tI4)

288 Who appointed or voted to appoint a special council?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 17, 2017 06:09 PM (6Ll1u)

289 Anna Wibbelman, former president of Building a Better Michigan, an organization that voices student concerns about university development, stated at a student government meeting in late March that "minority students felt marginalized by quiet, imposing masculine paneling" found throughout the 100-year-old building, the meeting's minutes state.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

I have a solution

BURN THE PLACE TO THE GROUND!

University of Michigan....Bah!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 17, 2017 06:09 PM (RFeQD)

290 I felt sorry for the girls in Jr High gym class, they had to wear that potato sack of a blue romper. While we wore whatever gray shorts and white t shirt we wanted. And I expect that ghastly garment was designed to stop me from seeing the progress that the girls were achieving on their bodies.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


Yeah, I had to wear that blue thing for gym and it was ugly. I do think the whole idea of it was to make girls unattractive.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 17, 2017 06:09 PM (+lVUW)

291 I suggested this might be Trump's end game

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 17, 2017 06:08 PM (SIY7D)
Could end up being a cagey move

Posted by: CN at May 17, 2017 06:10 PM (2+tI4)

292

How long before they come out with high heels for men, now? I predict 2018.

And they've already pushed makeup for men, now. Remember the "cover boy" on one of those fashion magazines?

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 17, 2017 06:10 PM (8O3HH)

293 http://tinyurl.com/kl2ts8j

Posted by: pep at May 17, 2017 06:02 PM (LAe3v)


espadrilles

Cooper was a men's fashion icon, those silly slippers must have been what the 1% wore in his day.

Posted by: kallisto at May 17, 2017 06:11 PM (kD8Fh)

294 288 Who appointed or voted to appoint a special council?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 17, 2017 06:09 PM (6Ll1u)
DOJ

And this is not a special prosecutor

Posted by: CN at May 17, 2017 06:11 PM (2+tI4)

295 Mueller could also look at Hillary and Podesta's Russian connections, while he's at it. They were part of the 2016 election too. Podesta must be shitting bricks





Mueller'll wind up dead then.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2017 06:13 PM (aMV0K)

296 The whole purpose of this is to show men just how tough women have it.What they forget, and I'm sure this has been covered ad infinitum, but men have an advantage, we have an appendage which we utilize when urinating.

I'll admit, having worn overalls while working, that an ill fitting pair can make said act difficult but it does not require disrobing.

Posted by: Javems at May 17, 2017 06:13 PM (yOqwj)

297 I suggested this might be Trump's end game

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 17, 2017 06:08 PM (SIY7D)

According to one thing bluecheckers were gleefully retweeting, the WH only got 30 minutes notice of this.

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at May 17, 2017 06:16 PM (V40IZ)

298 The Law of Diminishing Returns occurs, once again.

You weren't funny to begin with.

Shut-Up, random, Italicized voice. It did the trick.

No, it didn't. The only one that was funny was the one you copied from SNL..

We're not having this argument right now.

The Hell we aren't! You were the one who posted all of that unfunny bullshit.

Doesn't matter. What's done is done and comedy is subjective.

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.

I hate that guy.

You know I'm right.

You left your tube-top at my Brother's place last night.

Shut-Up, Fag.

You're gayer than a lube-carrying "party-boy" on a sailboat whose owner deals amyl nitrate.

You should have stopped while you were behind.

You'd never say that in everyday life.

*fumes*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 17, 2017 06:20 PM (6gk0M)

299 All these guys need are the beanies with the propellers on top to complete the look.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2017 06:22 PM (ts4Lw)

300 Uh.... why would you have a Special Counsel, to look at an Spying / Intelligence issue?

This is what you get for Jeff Sessions recusing himself from the Russia issue, an out of Control Dept. of Justice.

Posted by: Don Q at May 17, 2017 06:30 PM (NgKpN)

301 OK, what do you think of the satin pjs as formalware trend for women?




Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2017 05:35 PM (NOIQH)

NO! IT'S NOT OKAY! TRIGGERED!!!!!

Honestly, I've seen enough women wearing lazybones-wear in place of formalwear. Sequinned hoodies. Satin bras and lacy camisoles as outerwear. Slippers in place of shoes (I think they're called isotoners - they have fake pearls in a flower pattern on them.)

Wearing pjs around is fine for cancer patients and grannies who realized they have only an half-hour to get their banking done or before the post office closes. But the rest seems to be either laziness or this-is-what-I'll-look-like-in-the-bedroom.





Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 17, 2017 07:03 PM (fxCK2)

302 I don't know what's worse.

Forcing Yoko on us?

Or the Romper pics?

Either one goes against the terms of the Geneva Convention and could be prosecuted as a war crime.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at May 17, 2017 07:24 PM (Xjnqp)

303 292 They already had high-heeled shoes for "men".
They were called platform shoes.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at May 17, 2017 07:29 PM (Xjnqp)

304 Nobody is getting Pussy Galore wearing that s***

Posted by: Smudgey at May 17, 2017 10:08 PM (u7CCK)

305 Splatter print...s-s-sure...it's a print. That's the ticket!

Posted by: Axeman at May 18, 2017 12:28 AM (JhE5a)

306 my first thought when i saw the 007 pic was the Zardoz pink diapers shot

Posted by: Steve Poling at May 18, 2017 06:28 AM (J3cMN)

307 "But that doesn't rescue it. He looked, well, like a girl. If he hadn't just been nine deep in a woman and hit that shit so hard that his dick turned the woman into actual gold, this would have been James Bond's Rock Me Tonite moment."

Everyone has their Rock Me Tonite moment, but only the truly unfortunate have them on top-40 replay for all their soon-to-be-former customers to watch again and again.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at May 18, 2017 02:51 PM (88jeI)

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