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I Think Trump's a Bullshitter, Says Captain Bullshit

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Cool, even-keeled, no-drama Barack Obama is one of the few people in the country who hasn’t publicly opined on the tweets and turmoil wrought by President Trump. And so a persistent question to those close to the former president is: What does Obama really think of the man now occupying the Oval Office?

"He's nothing but a bullsh--ter," Obama told two friends early last November, describing an election night phone call with Trump, in which the businessman suddenly professed his ?respect" and "admiration" for Obama--after years of hectoring.

Posted by: Ace at 12:45 PM




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1 Yeah.. that's rich!

and 1st ish

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 17, 2017 12:46 PM (so+oy)

2 Two!

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 17, 2017 12:47 PM (vRcUp)

3 ""He's nothing but a bullsh--ter,""

Said immediately after Trump pulled off the non-BS feat of winning the Presidency.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 17, 2017 12:47 PM (SIY7D)

4 As they say, takes one to know one.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 17, 2017 12:48 PM (Rsi2C)

5 Not a smidge of corruption !

Posted by: McCool at May 17, 2017 12:48 PM (WXSv6)

6 A politician is a bulls**ter?!

That's unpossible!!1!

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 17, 2017 12:48 PM (rUIbB)

7 I do wish Trump would drop his Twitter account, though..

My wife calls all these tweets "unprofessional".. I think she's being kind, personally.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 17, 2017 12:48 PM (so+oy)

8 I think we should defer to Obama's expertise with bullshit.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 17, 2017 12:48 PM (4e+hS)

9
People. People who read People are the crappiest people in the world.

Posted by: Boobs Streisand at May 17, 2017 12:48 PM (IqV8l)

10 Interesting that the SCoaMF interprets politeness as bullshitting.

They always tell us so much that they didn't intend to.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 17, 2017 12:48 PM (LTHVh)

11 It's like looking in a funhouse mirror.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 17, 2017 12:48 PM (7ZVPa)

12 BREAKING: "I think Liberace may not have been straight" --Barry Manilow

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2017 12:49 PM (AM1GF)

13 What was Trump supposed to do, call the JEF on election night and tell him off? It's called politesse.

Trump's damned if he does and damned if he doesn't.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 17, 2017 12:49 PM (ul9CR)

14 I think that I'm a better speechwriter than my speechwriters

Posted by: Barack at May 17, 2017 12:49 PM (WXSv6)

15 BREAKING: "Seriously guys, Stalin's a bad dude" --Hitler

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2017 12:49 PM (AM1GF)

16
If there was anyone in the world who would know bullshit.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 17, 2017 12:49 PM (XWkhW)

17 fuck that fucking guy

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 17, 2017 12:49 PM (FZYNt)

18 I believe Trump should tweet more.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 17, 2017 12:49 PM (4e+hS)

19 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at May 17, 2017 12:49 PM (GwIKd)

20 I like the context in which he called him a bullshitter.

"Yeah, he was saying I was a real good guy. What a bullshitter."

It's almost like Barry knows he's a piece of shit.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 17, 2017 12:49 PM (nVHmK)

21 That little Michigan cock-gobbler Justin Amash was already my least favorite RINO in the House. Now he's surpassed Sissy Graham as my least favorite in all of DC.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 17, 2017 12:49 PM (toi7g)

22 If you lime your doctor, you can keep your doctor.

Posted by: Emperor Fuckstick at May 17, 2017 12:49 PM (BC5E+)

23 BREAKING: "Jackson Pollock is a hack" --Rothko

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2017 12:49 PM (AM1GF)

24 Odds Trump ever gave a BJ to a college prof:

-0-

Odds TFG is into mish:

-0-

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 12:49 PM (PY9jH)

25 Yeah, kinda like Barry once professing his admiration for Trump's business acumen and how every American aspired to be Donald Trump. That kind of bullshit?

Posted by: L, Elle at May 17, 2017 12:49 PM (Rsi2C)

26 THE BALLS ON THIS FUCKING GUY!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 17, 2017 12:50 PM (LTHVh)

27 I do wish Trump would drop his Twitter account, though..

My wife calls all these tweets "unprofessional".. I think she's being kind, personally.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 17, 2017 12:48 PM (so+oy)

It's one of the few ways he has to speak to Americans directly, without being filtered by a hostile media.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2017 12:50 PM (0deF2)

28 *ahem*

I do not give a sh#t what this d#ck has to say.
About anything.
Go away!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2017 12:50 PM (NOIQH)

29 "He's nothing but a bullsh--ter," Obama told two friends early last November, describing an election night phone call with Trump, in which the businessman suddenly professed his ?respect" and "admiration" for Obama--after years of hectoring.

Obama is like farmland. He is only worthy of bullshit.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 17, 2017 12:50 PM (vRcUp)

30 Trump tweet yesterday:
"I have been asking Director Comey & others, from the beginning of my administration, to find the LEAKERS in the intelligence community....."

The only crimes committed in this whole Russian imbroglio are leaks of classified information, which have already begun to threaten diplomatic relations and national security. And maybe the Seth Rich hit.

There has been no credible evidence of any crime committed by anyone in the Trump administration. FFS, there's hasn't even been a specific allegation.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 17, 2017 12:50 PM (SIY7D)

31 lol. so he's just as much of a vulgarian. but faggy about it.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at May 17, 2017 12:50 PM (nFwvY)

32
To be honest.... Im kinda surprised King Putt hasnt been running his mouth off.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 12:51 PM (8XRCm)

33 Hi Ace! How are your shelves hanging?

Posted by: L, Elle at May 17, 2017 12:52 PM (Rsi2C)

34 Posted by: Lord Sir x at May 17, 2017 12:50 PM.

He's one of those beta's who uses profanity only when he wants to "look tough", but since he's a beta, he can't use profanity OR look tough convincingly.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 17, 2017 12:52 PM (toi7g)

35 13 What was Trump supposed to do, call the JEF on election night and tell him off? It's called politesse.

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well i'm quite certain that's exactly what Obama did to Trump during that call.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 17, 2017 12:52 PM (oGRue)

36 TFG. Putting the "K" in klassy.

What a worthless bag of skin.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 12:52 PM (PY9jH)

37 >>It's one of the few ways he has to speak to Americans directly, without being filtered by a hostile media.


Yeah, it's a double-edged sword.

It drives the MSM crazy because they never know when he's going to pop off on twitter and mess with their carefully laid JournoList narrative...

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2017 12:52 PM (NOIQH)

38 21

What did Amash do now?

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at May 17, 2017 12:52 PM (5Uq5D)

39 Nobody can still produce an original quote.

Posted by: Neokong at May 17, 2017 12:52 PM (p76V+)

40 Because he was gracious in victory? Fuck you.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 17, 2017 12:53 PM (7R92G)

41 There has been no credible evidence of any crime committed by anyone in the Trump administration.
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Liar! Kellyanne Conway put her feet in a couch!!

Posted by: LIVs Everywhere at May 17, 2017 12:53 PM (nVHmK)

42 If you like your bullshit, you can keep your bullshit.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 17, 2017 12:53 PM (ul9CR)

43 What does Obama really think of the man now occupying the Oval Office?


I couldn't care less what that half-breed Marxist asshole thinks about Trump, or indeed anything else.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 12:53 PM (SRKgf)

44 Obama is like farmland. He is only worthy of bullshit.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 17, 2017 12:50 PM (vRcUp)

\

What about me?

Posted by: hicken shit at May 17, 2017 12:53 PM (jjz86)

45 Gaylord is now the perpetual kibbitzer flavo-fav of the media. A tse-tse fly buzzing over the fetid rancid swamps of the Deep State/MSM symbiotic incestuous relationship.

Deploy the RAID

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2017 12:53 PM (g6Mg0)

46 To be honest.... Im kinda surprised King Putt hasnt been running his mouth off.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 12:51 PM (8XRCm)


He's too busy continuing to take orders from the Iranian Rodent.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 12:53 PM (PY9jH)

47 If you lime your doctor, you can keep your doctor.
Posted by: Emperor Fuckstick at May 17, 2017 12:49 PM (BC5E+)

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Depends on where you're burying your doctor.

Definitely recommend lime if you're burying him in your basement.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 12:53 PM (8XRCm)

48 This is the composite girlfriend dude, right?

Posted by: John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys at May 17, 2017 12:54 PM (fD1ST)

49 It's one of the few ways he has to speak to Americans directly, without being filtered by a hostile media.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
............
OK.. but maybe he should run his tweets though a WH filter, like Ivanka..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 17, 2017 12:54 PM (so+oy)

50 See, the difference is that Obama isn't ONLY a bullshitter.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 17, 2017 12:54 PM (oGRue)

51 "And in other news General Francisco Franco is still dead."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2017 12:54 PM (g6Mg0)

52 Well, that settles it! Obama has spoken and now it's official.

Has he discussed his favorites for the NBA finals yet?

Some people need moar Cowbell. I need MOAR OBama!

Well, really he is like smelly smegma, so maybe not.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 17, 2017 12:54 PM (RFeQD)

53 STFU and go away already you worm headed weasel

Posted by: Bzb888 at May 17, 2017 12:54 PM (p/F+I)

54 Did he mean to say Bushhitler?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2017 12:55 PM (IqV8l)

55 They are reporting what Mean Gurl Obama said over six months ago?

I am sure Baracky has said cattier things since!

Posted by: rd at May 17, 2017 12:55 PM (XSEwK)

56 Trump should have Mattis tweet for him.

Hell, I'd join Twitter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 12:55 PM (PY9jH)

57 To be honest.... Im kinda surprised King Putt hasnt been running his mouth off
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Uh, let me be clear...uh....I was busy....all these cocks aren't gonna suck themselves.

Posted by: Barry! at May 17, 2017 12:55 PM (nVHmK)

58 37 >>It's one of the few ways he has to speak to Americans directly, without being filtered by a hostile media.

Yeah, it's a double-edged sword.

It drives the MSM crazy because they never know when he's going to pop off on twitter and mess with their carefully laid JournoList narrative...
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2017 12:52 PM (NOIQH)



Yep. And what's more it makes them irrelevant. They have to play catch-up, because the whole world finds out at the same time that they do. Why look to the MSM for information that anyone with a Twitter account already has?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 12:55 PM (SRKgf)

59 Had to do some GAINZZ work.

Trump resign yet?

Posted by: Meremortal, with mirth metal. at May 17, 2017 12:55 PM (3myMJ)

60 Definitely recommend lime if you're burying him in your basement.

Posted by: fixerupper


Crawlspace is better. Stack 'em like cordwood.

Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at May 17, 2017 12:55 PM (HTdUD)

61 42 If you like your bullshit, you can keep your bullshit.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 17, 2017 12:53 PM (ul9CR)

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If you don't like my bullshit, tough shit.

Posted by: Barack obullshit at May 17, 2017 12:55 PM (oGRue)

62 38 21

What did Amash do now?
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI

says Comey is more trustworthy than PDT, and that impeachment is on the table if the allegations are true

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 17, 2017 12:55 PM (FZYNt)

63 I like Trump's unprofessional Twitter feed.

We've been victim to too much "professionalism" in communications over the years.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks, AKA Worthless Imbecile at May 17, 2017 12:55 PM (tVWQB)

64 "... and Becky was with Dan behind the bleachers and then Molly came by and there was a fight and Mr. MGuire came by and was like all "Hey, you guys." and then Billy drove up in his Camero..."

Posted by: Your Betters in the MSM at May 17, 2017 12:55 PM (udajc)

65 Fox News Alert: Shemp is gay!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 12:55 PM (PY9jH)

66
OW!!

HEY!!!!

If it's one thing I know it's bullshit. Hell,,, I ride around on top of it all day, everyday...

*spins around twice, does Chuck Berry style one legged pump n slide across the stage*

HEY!!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 17, 2017 12:56 PM (HSmrB)

67 I couldn't care less what that half-breed Marxist asshole thinks about Trump, or indeed anything else.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Well, that's one way to talk about our most incompetent living ex-President.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 17, 2017 12:56 PM (RFeQD)

68 48 This is the composite girlfriend dude, right?
Posted by: John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys at May 17, 2017 12:54 PM (fD1ST)



No, it's the one who considered blowing his prof to get a passing grade. You know, the guy with the towering intellect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 12:56 PM (SRKgf)

69 Trump should do all his press conferences via Twitter. Have his people screen questions and have Trump give short, succinct answers. Simultaneously he could get rid of the White House press corp, who should have no problem finding jobs in the fast food or house cleaning industries.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 17, 2017 12:56 PM (4e+hS)

70 Yeah - cool, and no-drama.

More like dim, and clueless, and arrogant.

And Trump's twitter is often great. And it's a great comms tool.

In fact, in his twitter stuff Trump demonstrates exactly how he's the opposite of the affirmative action empty suit quoted above - who couldn't speak a sentence that wasn't idiotic without reading it from paper or a teleprompter (and often then, it was just as stupid). Obama and Clinton are the sort that can't order coffee without a script - they're not smart, or worldly, and to any intelligent audience they're obviously no-account bs'ers of the sort one gives zero time to in real life.

Trump states things directly.

And as noted, the election night niceties were just that. It's actually possible to believe Obama is so dumb, socially as well as substantively, that he didn't recognize election night politeness for what it obviously was.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 17, 2017 12:56 PM (QDnY+)

71 46 To be honest.... Im kinda surprised King Putt hasnt been running his mouth off.

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it's been full

Posted by: Tahiti cabana boy (now Man) at May 17, 2017 12:56 PM (oGRue)

72 The only statement from former President Boy that interests me is a statement he makes under oath--across the table from a United States Attorney with no sense of humor.

Posted by: Monty James at May 17, 2017 12:56 PM (gKOMX)

73 7 I do wish Trump would drop his Twitter account, though..

My wife calls all these tweets "unprofessional".. I think she's being kind, personally.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 17, 2017 12:48 PM (so+oy)


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Disagree. It's the only way he's been able to overcome the MFM.

Posted by: Soona at May 17, 2017 12:56 PM (Fmupd)

74 Golf clap?

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Dude at May 17, 2017 12:56 PM (T4Y2q)

75 Dear Diary - you won't believe it! Barack spoke to me today! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!


*Excerpts From the Middle School Media Diaries - order your copy from the Outrage Outlet.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Ace and the Scream Machine at the County Fairgrounds at May 17, 2017 12:56 PM (hLRSq)

76 Hillary, Pelosi, and Liz start firing out queef shaped vapors over Obama's crass language in 3,2,1....

Posted by: Lord Sir x at May 17, 2017 12:56 PM (nFwvY)

77 In 8 years we've gone from Bushitler to Bullshitter.
In between we had unicorns shooting skittles out of their horn I guess.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 17, 2017 12:56 PM (7uYFy)

78 "You can keep your doctor. "

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Dude at May 17, 2017 12:57 PM (T4Y2q)

79 And here is your Media, reporting the most important thing Demi-god Obama has said in the last 6 months.

Kind of a relief actually.

Posted by: Meremortal, with mirth metal. at May 17, 2017 12:57 PM (3myMJ)

80 Yep. And what's more it makes them irrelevant. They have to play catch-up, because the whole world finds out at the same time that they do.

-----

Which is exactly why you're seeing a damning made up innuendo story on a daily basis. They're trying to get inside of Trumps OODA Loop and regain the initiative.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 12:57 PM (8XRCm)

81 "Benghazi was about a video".

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Dude at May 17, 2017 12:57 PM (T4Y2q)

82 They are still on that 'cool, no drama Obama" crap?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 17, 2017 12:57 PM (7uYFy)

83 Meanwhile, in one of TFG's many gifts to us, Chelsea Manning is a free xe today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 12:57 PM (PY9jH)

84 32
To be honest.... Im kinda surprised King Putt hasnt been running his mouth off.

*
*
He's been too busy partying in Tahiti or wherever it was, and without wife and kids. (Heh, heh, heh . . .)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 17, 2017 12:57 PM (xwbuR)

85 Composite or compost boy/girl/it-friend...

With Demoncrats it all depends.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2017 12:57 PM (g6Mg0)

86 No, it's the one who considered blowing his prof to get a passing grade. You know, the guy with the towering intellect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 12:56 PM (SRKgf)

Oh, sorry. I forgot it was a straight man who had often seriously considered sucking dick.

Posted by: John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys at May 17, 2017 12:57 PM (fD1ST)

87 Obummer's lack of self awareness is quite incredible. He is the KING of bullshi**ers!

I just wish he would go fall in a well, or get hit by lightening or something.

Posted by: Charlotte at May 17, 2017 12:57 PM (Lu9c/)

88 22 If you lime your doctor, you can keep your doctor.
Posted by: Emperor Fuckstick at May 17, 2017 12:49 PM (BC5E+)

Does that come with tequila?

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 17, 2017 12:57 PM (zRZaJ)

89 get back to me when you have video of Trump thrusting his hard-on around

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 17, 2017 12:58 PM (FZYNt)

90 didn't barry say something about believing his own bullshit?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 17, 2017 12:58 PM (oGRue)

91 "The average family will save $2,500/year on their insurance."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 12:58 PM (PY9jH)

92 "Never been a better friend of Israel in the White House"

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Dude at May 17, 2017 12:58 PM (T4Y2q)

93 It takes one to know one. But I don't think he's a fruit though.

Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at May 17, 2017 12:58 PM (qJhUV)

94 And who is hopelessly in love with a beautiful, intelligent, caring, accomplished woman.

(Pick out the one of those that's the bullsh*t. I dare you.)

Posted by: John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys at May 17, 2017 12:58 PM (fD1ST)

95 Well, that's one way to talk about our most incompetent living ex-President.

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Still Breathing!

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at May 17, 2017 12:59 PM (oGRue)

96 What did Amash do now?


Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at May 17, 2017 12:52 PM

Oh, noting really. Just called for Trump's IMPEACHMENT is all.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 17, 2017 12:59 PM (toi7g)

97 You wont be laughing when your kid needs a breathalyzer.

Posted by: JEF at May 17, 2017 12:59 PM (jjz86)

98 "The fence between America and Mexico is basically complete".

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Dude at May 17, 2017 12:59 PM (T4Y2q)

99 Man - it ate all of my good middle school media stuff! This electronic diary is so unfair, just like mom who's always after me to do school work and stop mooning over Barack! I am so not mooning over him! He's in love with me and just won't admit it yet, I just know he really isn't after Jenny Wilson who's so stuck up because she's on varsity cheer and I'm on JV! Tomorrow I'm going to say Hello right back to him.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Ace and the Scream Machine at the County Fairgrounds at May 17, 2017 12:59 PM (hLRSq)

100 There has been no credible evidence of any crime committed by anyone in the Trump administration.
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Liar! Kellyanne Conway put her feet in a couch!!

++++++++++++

Kellyanne also illegally pushed Ivanka Trump's Fashion Line while on government property. Burn the Witch!!!

Posted by: rd at May 17, 2017 12:59 PM (XSEwK)

101 To be honest.... Im kinda surprised King Putt hasnt been running his mouth off.

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it's been full
Posted by: Tahiti cabana boy (now Man)




Yeah. You get your dick sucked that much, you are.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2017 12:59 PM (aMV0K)

102 I swore I was going to give up politics after the election, but they keep pulling me back!

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 17, 2017 01:00 PM (lIZQs)

103 Bill Ayres was just a guy from my neighborhood. When I was eight.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 17, 2017 01:00 PM (ul9CR)

104 "There will be no public funding of abortions in Obamacare ".

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Dude at May 17, 2017 01:00 PM (T4Y2q)

105 "We can't drill our way out of this."

Posted by: Meremortal, with mirth metal. at May 17, 2017 01:00 PM (3myMJ)

106 " the businessman suddenly professed his ?respect" and "admiration" for Obama--after years of hectoring."


Nobody can lie that good.

Posted by: BignJames at May 17, 2017 01:00 PM (x9c8r)

107 Well Jerry, sounds like you and your wife don't understand much about America today, or politics, or communications. But that's OK. Trump's twitter isn't going anywhere.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 17, 2017 01:00 PM (QDnY+)

108 Remember how there were no terrorist attacks on Americans during Obama's presidency, either?

Posted by: John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys at May 17, 2017 01:00 PM (fD1ST)

109 In Jamaica, mon, the doctor limes YOU. In a coconut.

Posted by: wendy at May 17, 2017 01:00 PM (jjz86)

110 I could do this all day. There is so much material it's like a bullshit mudslide.

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Dude at May 17, 2017 01:00 PM (T4Y2q)

111 cool, even keeled, no drama obama. who in the fuck writes drivel like this? time to burn every j-school to the fucking ground. i almost puke reading those words.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 17, 2017 01:01 PM (KP5rU)

112 Gaylord also talked about Corpsemen

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2017 01:01 PM (g6Mg0)

113 Obama is like farmland. He is only worthy of bullshit.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 17, 2017 12:50 PM (vRcUp)

well, he does like to get plowed a couple times a year... or so i've heard.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 17, 2017 01:02 PM (AURKQ)

114
It puts the lime in the coconut and drank the bot up!!

It puts the lime in the coconut and drank the bot up!!

It puts the lime in the coconut and drank the bot up!!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 01:02 PM (8XRCm)

115 We aren't going to pay any kind of ransom to Iran, nosirree, not at all.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks, AKA Worthless Imbecile at May 17, 2017 01:02 PM (tVWQB)

116 "He supports our troops".

As he pulled out all our men from Iraq and basically built ISIS. In fact that's fucking Obamas army, ISIS. Him and Frau Day-Drinker.

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Dude at May 17, 2017 01:03 PM (T4Y2q)

117 Is Obama's official title Ex-President Boyfriend, or President Ex-Boyfriend now?

We should update the style guide.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 17, 2017 01:03 PM (KUaJL)

118 TFG. Putting the "K" in klassy.

What a worthless bag of skin.

Hey if it weren't for me, TFG would have never been elected dog catcher

Posted by: Bag O' Skin at May 17, 2017 01:03 PM (O50yS)

119 Obama sprang fully formed from Babe's anus.

Posted by: Paul Bunyan at May 17, 2017 01:04 PM (vRcUp)

120 "This is my wife, Michelle."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 17, 2017 01:04 PM (4AVeu)

121 Which is exactly why you're seeing a damning made up innuendo story on a daily basis. They're trying to get inside of Trumps OODA Loop and regain the initiative.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 12:57 PM (8XRCm)



Trying unsuccessfully.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 01:04 PM (SRKgf)

122 F*** him and the camel he rode in on.
It's my most fervent wish to see this waste of skin rotting in jail.

Posted by: What's my name? Suck it, , that's my name at May 17, 2017 01:04 PM (7YZyt)

123 113: nah, farmland is useful for something. spanky, not so much.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 17, 2017 01:04 PM (KP5rU)

124 ""I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

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I can't believe i made it through that without giggling

Damn, i am GOOD

Posted by: Barack obullshit at May 17, 2017 01:04 PM (oGRue)

125 Actual Mooch quote from the article: "I'm going all black for the next couple of years"

Yeah, out of context. But funny.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 17, 2017 01:04 PM (ul9CR)

126 Ain't no bullsh*tter like a (cough) straight black man who thought about and considered gayness but ultimately decided that a same-sex relationship would be less challenging and demanding than developing one with the opposite sex, I suppose.

Posted by: John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys at May 17, 2017 01:04 PM (fD1ST)

127 I like Trump's unprofessional Twitter feed.

Who gets to decide what is ... and is not ... "professional" ?

Whenever I've been hit with that ... it's always just been short-hand for "I don't like what you did ScoggDog ... but I can't do a damn thing about it."

And then I make a point of doing it more.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2017 01:04 PM (+YMDZ)

128 We aren't going to pay any kind of ransom to Iran, nosirree, not at all.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks, AKA Worthless Imbecile at May 17, 2017 01:02 PM (tVWQB)

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One of my favs is that Bo Bergdahl Rose Garden Press conference where Obama announces the freeing of an American Hero.... feels up Bo's Mom..... and let's Bo's Dad spout off in Arabic.

Wall to Wall to Floor to Ceiling 100% pure, organic, unadulterated Bullshit.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 01:05 PM (8XRCm)

129 Projection.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 17, 2017 01:05 PM (j1Wvr)

130 BREAKING NEWS: SUCCESSFUL REAL ESTATE DEVELOPER JUST MIGHT BE A "BULLSHITTER"

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 17, 2017 01:05 PM (9H8W1)

131 To be fair, Trump was bullshitting when he professed his respect and admiration of Obama during that phone call.

Posted by: MacGruber at May 17, 2017 01:05 PM (sgrzZ)

132 Barack Obama said that? BARACK OBAMA???

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 17, 2017 01:05 PM (kFnmp)

133 125 Actual Mooch quote from the article: "I'm going all black for the next couple of years"

*
*
What a straight line . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 17, 2017 01:05 PM (xwbuR)

134 "You didn't build that."

"At some point, you've made enough money."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 01:05 PM (PY9jH)

135 That little Michigan cock-gobbler Justin Amash was already my least favorite RINO in the House. Now he's surpassed Sissy Graham as my least favorite in all of DC.
Posted by: Rusty Nail
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I hope somebody primary's his ass.

If I were billionaire Trump, I would be recruiting someone right now and promising millions.

Trump needs to do a better job scaring these cocksuckers and hitting them where it hurts. They don;t want a tough primary.

Guy has not even SEEN an actual memo yet and he's talking impeachment.

The GOP in general needs to do a better job just waiting a few days before commenting on anything regarding Trump.

Posted by: Maritime at May 17, 2017 01:05 PM (Pa8uy)

136 65 Fox News Alert: Shemp is gay!
____________________________

And ironically, it was the other stooge they called "Moe".

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 17, 2017 01:06 PM (4AVeu)

137 They're trying to get inside of Trumps OODA Loop"

Yeah. Chance of that is about the same as my chance at becoming an NBA center.

They're flailing about like, well, I don't know. I've never seen anything flail (or fail) like that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 17, 2017 01:06 PM (MINbv)

138 "I believe marriage is between a man and a woman. I am not in favor of gay marriage."

Posted by: Barack obullshit at May 17, 2017 01:06 PM (oGRue)

139 well, TFG knows he's better than Donnie, cause he BELIEVES his own bullshit, ya know.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 17, 2017 01:06 PM (AURKQ)

140 I'm seeing signs from facebook that even the most rabid brain dead trump haters are getting sick of the news, and clamoring for the Kardashians again. Yep, that sounds about right.

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at May 17, 2017 01:06 PM (/j4n5)

141 Pallets of cash to the worst state sponsor of terrorism in the world.

But you know, he's our BoyKing so no negative press about that. Which he also lied about.

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Dude at May 17, 2017 01:06 PM (T4Y2q)

142
I like Trump's unprofessional Twitter feed.
We've been victim to too much "professionalism" in communications over the years. Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks, AKA Worthless Imbecile at May 17, 2017 12:55 PM (tVWQB)
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Me too. As a reserved Midwesterner, I have always cringed at brash salespeople (and DJT), but that is the only way to get anything out of the swamp to the electorate. I say keep going and keep those LSM creeps reinterpreting -- it certainly makes plain language a refreshing change.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 17, 2017 01:06 PM (MIKMs)

143 No really, Barack Obama said that???

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 17, 2017 01:07 PM (kFnmp)

144 More failed projection than a North Korean missile launch.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 17, 2017 01:07 PM (+bKWx)

145 BREAKING NEWS: BILLIONAIRE JUST MIGHT HAVE A "BIG EGO"

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 17, 2017 01:07 PM (9H8W1)

146 Don't worry! I can help you!

Posted by: Slightly Considering Homosexuality Just Like Everyone Does Barack H. Obama Through Megaphone Standin at May 17, 2017 01:07 PM (fD1ST)

147 "the businessman suddenly professed his "respect" and "admiration" for Obama--after years of hectoring."


He was being polite. Democrats should try it sometime.

What was Trump going to do? "Yeah, I thought I'd call him and tell him he's a half-breed retarded Marxist whore's son who's married to Lawrence Taylor in drag."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 01:07 PM (SRKgf)

148 I'm going all black for the next couple of years"

So she's doing the New Zealand Rugby Team?

Interesting...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 17, 2017 01:07 PM (MINbv)

149 "I wanna give a shout-out to Chief Wearsfeatherthing in Hair. Oh, and there's been a shooting at Ft. Hood."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 01:07 PM (PY9jH)

150 I'm old enough to remember Obama's non-bullshit Syrian red line.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 17, 2017 01:07 PM (kFnmp)

151 "You didn't build that."




Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 01:05 PM



He stole that shit from me with no attribution.



Posted by: Liz Warren at May 17, 2017 01:07 PM (TO4Og)

152
"This is my lovely wife, Michelle."

Posted by: rd at May 17, 2017 01:08 PM (XSEwK)

153 Obammy can eat a bag of dicks and fucking die that fucking piece of funding commie shit.

Posted by: Strobe at May 17, 2017 01:08 PM (gbWkA)

154 What was Trump going to do? "Yeah, I thought I'd call him and tell him he's a half-breed retarded Marxist whore's son who's married to Lawrence Taylor in drag."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 01:07 PM (SRKgf)

I'll let you know when I stop laughing at that, and when my keyboard dries out. Probably a good couple threads from now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 17, 2017 01:08 PM (AURKQ)

155 In Jamaica, mon, the doctor limes YOU. In a coconut.
President Shit-Midas thinks a 'hegemon' is a Jamaican gardener!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 17, 2017 01:08 PM (nlbfN)

156 Breaking News: President Trump has gas. Oh the horror.

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Dude at May 17, 2017 01:08 PM (T4Y2q)

157 So who here got to keep their doctor?

Posted by: Yo! at May 17, 2017 01:08 PM (GwIKd)

158 In other news, it looks like my personal work drought may be coming to an end next week. Nothing definite yet, but I should know in a very few days. A series of 3-day wells, spaced about a week apart.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2017 01:08 PM (0deF2)

159 They're flailing about like, well, I don't know. I've never seen anything flail (or fail) like that.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 17, 2017 01:06 PM (MINbv)



The MSM is like a cat, and Trump is jerking them around with a laser pointer on a wall.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 01:09 PM (SRKgf)

160 Who gets to decide what is ... and is not ... "professional" ?

Professional is: You get paid for it. Like a whore.
Unprofessional is: You do it for fun.

Whenever I've been hit with that ... it's always just been short-hand for "I don't like what you did ScoggDog ... but I can't do a damn thing about it."

And then I make a point of doing it more.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2017 01:04 PM (+YMDZ)


Yep. Unprofessional is a lot more fun.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 17, 2017 01:09 PM (CPk08)

161 He stole that shit from me with no attribution.

Posted by: Liz Warren at May 17, 2017 01:07 PM (TO4Og)


Heap bad medicine.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 17, 2017 01:09 PM (ul9CR)

162 "This is my lovely wife, Michael."

-edited for accuracy

/yes, he has called her Michael in public.

Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 01:09 PM (BPeNq)

163 Fuck it. He's yours.

Posted by: Kenya at May 17, 2017 01:09 PM (4AVeu)

164 "Work place violence."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 01:09 PM (PY9jH)

165 He stole that shit from me with no attribution.



Posted by: Liz Warren at May 17, 2017 01:07 PM (TO4Og)

come on now, don't be an indian giver

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 17, 2017 01:09 PM (AURKQ)

166 What was Trump going to do? "Yeah, I thought I'd call him and tell him
he's a half-breed retarded Marxist whore's son who's married to Lawrence
Taylor in drag."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 01:07 PM



Patrick Ewing.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at May 17, 2017 01:09 PM (TO4Og)

167 I'm seeing signs from facebook that even the most rabid brain dead trump haters are getting sick of the news"

Indeed. President Trump (yay) is simply refusing to play their game - this is the FYNQ presidency.

Good on him.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 17, 2017 01:09 PM (MINbv)

168 That is really not fair to Lawrence Taylor


Posted by: Yo! at May 17, 2017 01:10 PM (GwIKd)

169 I agree, respect for Oblama is pure bullshit.

Posted by: Chris M at May 17, 2017 01:10 PM (eAZVt)

170
"We... we can ALL solve our energy problems if we just put air in our tires".

Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 01:10 PM (8XRCm)

171 "This is my lovely wife, Michelle."
Posted by: rd at May 17, 2017 01:08 PM (XSEwK)



Maybe he's got TWO wives named "Michelle."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 01:10 PM (SRKgf)

172 Is Trump's tweeting really that much different from Obama making the rounds on the talk show circuit, whining about his opponents?


Posted by: Mike at May 17, 2017 01:10 PM (swJ7s)

173 "This is my lovely wife, Michael."

-edited for accuracy

/yes, he has called her Michael in public.


Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 01:09 PM (BPeNq)


It's either true, or wishful thinking on his part.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 01:10 PM (PY9jH)

174 "32 To be honest.... Im kinda surprised King Putt hasnt been running his mouth off.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 12:51 PM (8XRCm)"

King Putt's mouth has been kinda full since he left office IYKWIM

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 17, 2017 01:10 PM (Ss6r7)

175 168 That is really not fair to Lawrence Taylor

Mooch would snatch that sugary soda right out of the little kid's hands.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 17, 2017 01:10 PM (ul9CR)

176 Maybe Amash will get the clap from that person he's been soliciting.

You know Justin, everybody has skeletons baby.

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Dude at May 17, 2017 01:10 PM (T4Y2q)

177 I can no more disown Jeremiah Wright than i can disown the black community

Posted by: Barack obullshit at May 17, 2017 01:11 PM (oGRue)

178 Trumps should have just had Comey whacked. One and done.

Posted by: Hillary at May 17, 2017 01:11 PM (E8apb)

179 Tell Vladimir I'll be all pliable and bendy after I fool the voters one last time.

Posted by: Pres. Truthy McJarrett at May 17, 2017 01:11 PM (Ndje9)

180 Oh wait, that was Mean Joe Greene.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 17, 2017 01:11 PM (ul9CR)

181 Pure class, the Pigeon-Toed Pretender.

He is home from his vacation of boinking and bored. Just sharpenin' up his community organizin' skillz, folks.

He also is feeling the burn of the frequent "sick" comments by President Trump who has done more for this country in a little over 100 days than the Boy King did in 8 years. This includes undoing some of the damage to the USA he did.

Rabid animals, when cornered, lash out. In Obungo's case, he stutters "bullshitter" as President Trump lives free in his wee brain forevermore.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at May 17, 2017 01:11 PM (fq4ih)

182 Ahh, the return of the moniker Captain Bullshit.

The moniker has been missed, but not the person.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2017 01:11 PM (wTwJ2)

183 It's one of the few ways he has to speak to Americans directly, without being filtered by a hostile media.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2017 12:50 PM (0deF2)

At first the Trump tweets bothered me no end. 'So undignified,' I thought. 'So unpresidential.'

But you're right. It's his way of communicating directly with those who believe in him and support him. Let me put it this way: it's refreshing to hear what a politician really thinks.

I wish sometimes--most of the time--the President would think before he tweets, but what the hell. Let him be himself.

Posted by: troyriser at May 17, 2017 01:11 PM (Fw5cQ)

184 Gaylord Merkin Focker the Wurst needs to star with Captain Obvious.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2017 01:11 PM (g6Mg0)

185 BREAKING NEWS: MAN WHO MARRIES MODELS MIGHT HAVE A SKIN COLOR THAT DOES NOT EXIST ON THE NATURAL SPECTRUM

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 17, 2017 01:11 PM (9H8W1)

186 Mooch would snatch that sugary soda right out of the little kid's hands. "

Ah, that was Mean Joe Green, not LT.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 17, 2017 01:12 PM (MINbv)

187 Before Obamacare: It's an outrage that there are 40 million uninsured Americans!

After Obamacare: I've successfully lowered the uninsured rate to 12.5%! Thank you! Thank you! It's officially the lowest uninsured rate in the history of our nation!

Posted by: Not Really Gay, Just Thinks Sucking D*ck Would Probably Be Nice Barack H. Obama at May 17, 2017 01:12 PM (fD1ST)

188 They don't like that Trump has the same modus operandi as they have. They don't like it now that the shoe is on the other foot.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 17, 2017 01:12 PM (+bKWx)

189 NYT Writer lays it out clearly about Trump, obstruction of Justice, and this ain't Obstruction.

http://tinyurl.com/m6nsaqc

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 17, 2017 01:13 PM (J+eG2)

190 Obama and Hillary are so vile, any real or imagined flaws in Trump's personality don't even register. He drives liberals into hysterics. I'll settle for that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 17, 2017 01:13 PM (vRcUp)

191 156 Breaking News: President Trump has gas.
____________________________________

Sources within the Department of Homeland Security report that the president "crop dusted" a silent fart as he walked across the stage at the Coast Guard Academy graduation today.

A defensive Sean Spicer stated that, in fact, it was low tide and there was no fart.

Our sources have been unable to confirm Spicer's claim.

Posted by: Breathless Reporter at May 17, 2017 01:13 PM (4AVeu)

192 CNN BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP RIPPED THE TAG OFF HIS MATTRESS !!! FILM AT 11

Posted by: Cheri at May 17, 2017 01:13 PM (oiNtH)

193 Not being a social-media dude (this place is it for me), I didn't think the Twitter shit was a big deal. Thought it was silly.

But as much as Progressives and Establishment Republicans bitch about ... it MUST be working. Or they wouldn't bitch about it at all.

Anything your enemy says you shouldn't do ... do twice.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2017 01:13 PM (+YMDZ)

194 I read the Telegraph story wherein they told the tale about Barry's choice of sex partners.

What stuck out to me was that Barry said (paraphrasing) that he considered entering into a gay relationship with the professor.

Odd choice of words - usually if there is someone with whom you are smitten, you don't consider entering into a relationship with them. Sure, you fantasize and think about it, but you don't usually make it sound like a formalized process. That tells me it was much deeper than simply being close to someone and being infatuated with them.

They were banging, had been banging and the offer of a "boyfriend" was on the table.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 17, 2017 01:13 PM (vg8iE)

195 NYT Writer lays it out clearly about Trump, obstruction of Justice, and this ain't Obstruction.

http://tinyurl.com/m6nsaqc
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 17, 2017 01:13 PM (J+eG2)

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Im sure that reporter will be as unemployed as the Times reporter that took up for the NRA.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 01:14 PM (8XRCm)

196 I hate everyone who tweets. I'm an equal opportunity hater.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 17, 2017 01:14 PM (+bKWx)

197 So who here got to keep their doctor?
Posted by: Yo!




Mine retired because of 404Care. Even admitted it. Yo!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2017 01:14 PM (aMV0K)

198 BREAKING NEWS: PRESIDENT SHAKES HAND, SAYS "GLAD TO MEET YOU", WHEN ISN'T

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 17, 2017 01:15 PM (9H8W1)

199 Orange is the new black.

Posted by: Original Roy at May 17, 2017 01:15 PM (pfBo+)

200 I think we can trust his judgment on this one.

Posted by: scooter (not libby) at May 17, 2017 01:15 PM (WKeEA)

201 So who here got to keep their doctor?
Posted by: Yo!

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I did. But I lost my plan.

Mrs Fixer had to change plans AND Doctors.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 01:15 PM (8XRCm)

202 BREAKING NEWS: President Trump reportedly put the lime in the coconut, but only drank half of it. Impeachment proceedings inevitable now. Details at 7.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 17, 2017 01:15 PM (AURKQ)

203 We have good friends whose son suffered severe seizures. They lost their son's doctor and their insurance. They are self-employed and ended up finding an insurer who cost them THREE TIMES MORE than they had been paying.

TFG can and should DIAF.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 01:16 PM (PY9jH)

204 "Do not get in between Michelle and a tray of tamales."

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 17, 2017 01:16 PM (kTF2Z)

205 I hate everyone who tweets.

Been eating salads for lunch. Can't chance a tweet right now.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2017 01:16 PM (+YMDZ)

206 What stuck out to me was that Barry said (paraphrasing) that he considered entering into a gay relationship with the professor.

Odd choice of words



Yeah, I thought so too. What did he do - draw up a list of pros and cons? Pluck petals off a daisy? "He loves me, he loves me not, ...?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 01:16 PM (SRKgf)

207 They were banging, had been banging and the offer of a "boyfriend" was on the table.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 17, 2017 01:13 PM (vg8iE)

May I suggest that "cornholing" is a more accurate term? "Banging" has a long an noble tradition of being used in the context of heterosexual activities.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2017 01:17 PM (0deF2)

208
A People Magazine fluff piece for former Prezzy Choom and soccer moms around the country will eat this crap up

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 17, 2017 01:17 PM (493sH)

209 Trump is a bullshitter?

Well, knock me over with a feather! There's nothing in the decades of his bullshitting in public that would have led me to think that!

Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at May 17, 2017 01:17 PM (mf5HN)

210 Anyone here actually believe TFG has never been in a ghey relationship?

I have some marshland I'd love to sell you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 01:17 PM (PY9jH)

211 188 They don't like that Trump has the same modus operandi as they have. They don't like it now that the shoe is on the other foot.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 17, 2017 01:12 PM (+bKWx)



And Trump is sticking that foot right up their ass.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 01:18 PM (SRKgf)

212 The balls on TFG....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2017 01:18 PM (p+Wdc)

213 I just want one time for Trump to sign off on his tweet as Donny Two Scoops.

That report sums up the absurdity of the Press and we should let that story go.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 17, 2017 01:18 PM (+bKWx)

214 So who here got to keep their doctor?
Posted by: Yo!
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I lost my plan and EVERY YEAR have to find a new affordable plan that my doctors accept.

BTW, those plans have astronomical deductibles and premiums.



Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 01:18 PM (BPeNq)

215 It's a shame Barry never learned Austrian.

Most brilliant preezy ever. My ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 01:18 PM (PY9jH)

216 "May I suggest that "cornholing" is a more accurate term? "Banging" has a long an noble tradition of being used in the context of heterosexual activities."

The terms you seek are Fudge Packing, and a round of Butt-Darts.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 17, 2017 01:18 PM (J+eG2)

217 210 Anyone here actually believe TFG has never been in a ghey relationship?

I have some marshland I'd love to sell you.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 01:17 PM (PY9jH)


The mincing little faggot really does peg my Gaydar.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2017 01:19 PM (+YMDZ)

218 Well, at least nor red lines were crossed, so to speak

he's just flat out BRILLiant folks

Posted by: ed gibbon at May 17, 2017 01:19 PM (RG0qn)

219 .... Should NOT let that story go.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 17, 2017 01:19 PM (+bKWx)

220 Obama is like the Kardashians...never.going.away.

Posted by: IC at May 17, 2017 01:19 PM (a0IVu)

221 Anyone here actually believe TFG has never been in a ghey relationship?

I have some marshland I'd love to sell you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 01:17 PM (PY9jH)



Relationship maybe not. Serviced a lot of guys - yes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 17, 2017 01:19 PM (493sH)

222 The terms you seek are Fudge Packing, and a round of Butt-Darts.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 17, 2017 01:18 PM (J+eG2)



Sphincter spelunking.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 01:19 PM (SRKgf)

223 We lost our doctor about a year after Obummercare passed.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 17, 2017 01:19 PM (zRZaJ)

224 Making GWB look all the more manly by not saying dick about this raging fuckstick the last 8 years.

Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2017 01:19 PM (xttKs)

225
So who here got to keep their doctor?

Posted by: Yo!









Mine retired because of 404Care. Even admitted it. Yo!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2017 01:14 PM (aMV0K)

Not me... mine retired too.

Posted by: redbanzai at May 17, 2017 01:20 PM (f5uaD)

226 "Don't cross that red line! I mean it!" *stamps foot* *sashays out of room*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 01:20 PM (PY9jH)

227 I was in the doctors office this morning. the had the view on TV.
Some ass hole guest says that it is terrible that Trump fired comey because comey is such an honest guy. Then he made some comment that he thought was funny and all the idiot women laughed like crazy. I thought my head was going to explode.

Posted by: cicero skip at May 17, 2017 01:20 PM (FIrEF)

228 "Nice clock, Achmed!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 01:20 PM (PY9jH)

229 I'm writing another book.

Posted by: Making Up Girlfriends While Sucking Cock for Three Years While You're in College Doesn't Mean You're at May 17, 2017 01:20 PM (fD1ST)

230 "Nice clock, Achmed!"


Typo?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 01:21 PM (SRKgf)

231 "210 Anyone here actually believe TFG has never been in a ghey relationship? "

Come on people....his dick tastes like shit.


Dead give-away!



Um..

Did I say that out loud?

Posted by: Reggie at May 17, 2017 01:21 PM (J+eG2)

232 One look at his gym workout and you know Obama's a certified pickle-kisser.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 17, 2017 01:21 PM (4AVeu)

233 229 I'm writing another book.
Posted by: Making Up Girlfriends While Sucking Cock for Three Years While You're in College Doesn't Mean You're at May 17, 2017 01:20 PM (fD1ST)

Dreams Of (someone else's) Father

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 17, 2017 01:21 PM (AURKQ)

234 That's Admiral Bullshit to you, peon!

Posted by: SCOAMF at May 17, 2017 01:21 PM (1Rgee)

235 God knows Obama has only ever spoken with complete honesty and openness when speaking to a group of people.

I actually half expect to be hit by a bolt from the blue when I hit post.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2017 01:21 PM (789OI)

236 Pissy Jane D'Oh is my favorite Jane D'Oh ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2017 01:21 PM (+YMDZ)

237 I was in the doctors office this morning. the had the view on TV.
Some
ass hole guest says that it is terrible that Trump fired comey because
comey is such an honest guy. Then he made some comment that he thought
was funny and all the idiot women laughed like crazy. I thought my head
was going to explode.



Posted by: cicero skip at May 17, 2017 01:20 PM (FIrEF)


Your doctor has The View on in the waiting room?!? Jeebus. I can't even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 01:21 PM (PY9jH)

238 BREAKING NEWS: WEALTHY MAN JUST MIGHT BE OVERSTATING EXTENT OF WEALTH

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 17, 2017 01:21 PM (9H8W1)

239 I'm writing another book.


Are you now?

Posted by: Bill Ayers at May 17, 2017 01:22 PM (SRKgf)

240 This is the same shit heel who told me my health insurance premiums would not go up.


Yeah...bag-o-dicks.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 17, 2017 01:22 PM (WLK0w)

241 I was in the doctors office this morning. the had the view on TV.
Some ass hole guest says that it is terrible that Trump fired comey because comey is such an honest guy. Then he made some comment that he thought was funny and all the idiot women laughed like crazy. I thought my head was going to explode.

Posted by: cicero skip at May 17, 2017 01:20 PM (FIrEF)


The audience full of idiots has been reprogrammed to boo and cheer at the right things now?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 17, 2017 01:22 PM (493sH)

242 What stuck out to me was that Barry said (paraphrasing) that he considered entering into a gay relationship with the professor.

Odd choice of words - usually if there is someone with whom you are smitten, you don't consider entering into a relationship with them. Sure, you fantasize and think about it, but you don't usually make it sound like a formalized process. That tells me it was much deeper than simply being close to someone and being infatuated with them.

They were banging, had been banging and the offer of a "boyfriend" was on the table.


Obama is mercenary about his private life. He considered whether a gay relationship would help him advance in the world and decided against it. Better for an arranged marriage with a woman.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 17, 2017 01:22 PM (Tnhbr)

243 186 Mooch would snatch that sugary soda right out of the little kid's hands. "

Ah, that was Mean Joe Green, not LT.
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I think his jersey would fit snuggly on her though.

Posted by: auscolpyr at May 17, 2017 01:22 PM (suO/a)

244 126 Ain't no bullsh*tter like a (cough) straight black man who thought about and considered gayness but ultimately decided that a same-sex relationship would be less challenging and demanding than developing one with the opposite sex, I suppose.

Posted by: John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys at May 17, 2017 01:04 PM (fD1ST)

Since when does TFG ever choose the more challenging path?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 17, 2017 01:22 PM (y5sPI)

245 Bush didn't say a word about tfg but didn't he throw shade at trump?

Posted by: NCKate at May 17, 2017 01:22 PM (KDsfS)

246 I thought my (former) doctor's office was bad with CNN on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 01:22 PM (PY9jH)

247 Did anyone ever figure out how Barry got a southern accent while living in Hawaii, California, Chicago, or attending Harvard?

Posted by: John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys at May 17, 2017 01:23 PM (fD1ST)

248 166 What was Trump going to do? "Yeah, I thought I'd call him and tell him
he's a half-breed retarded Marxist whore's son who's married to Lawrence
Taylor in drag."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 01:07 PM


Patrick Ewing.
Posted by: Michelle Obama at May 17, 2017 01:09 PM (TO4Og)

Have Patrick Ewing and Michelle ever been seen together?

Posted by: josephistan at May 17, 2017 01:23 PM (7HtZB)

249 One look at his gym workout and you know Obama's a certified pickle-kisser.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 17, 2017 01:21 PM (4AVeu)


Or throwing a baseball. You can tell the limp wristed wonder hadn't thrown a baseball before

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 17, 2017 01:23 PM (493sH)

250 BREAKING NEWS: MEASUREMENTS IN PORN MAGS ARE POSSIBLY INACCURATE

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 17, 2017 01:23 PM (9H8W1)

251 "BREAKING NEWS: WEALTHY MAN JUST MIGHT BE OVERSTATING EXTENT OF WEALTH"

And after the break..

Rich and powerful men.
And the women who will do or allow anything to be near them.

Posted by: Enterdrainment Tonight at May 17, 2017 01:23 PM (J+eG2)

252 Hey Obama , the 80's called and they want their bath houses back.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 17, 2017 01:23 PM (+bKWx)

253 Whatever Trump's flaws as a person and president, I love him for the enemies he has. He is drawing the pus to the surface of the body politic, the better to lance it and heal the patient.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2017 01:23 PM (BWL+E)

254 Bush didn't say a word about tfg but didn't he throw shade at trump?

Posted by: NCKate at May 17, 2017 01:22 PM (KDsfS)


Yep. W can have a bag o'dicks to suck on, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 01:24 PM (PY9jH)

255 Making GWB look all the more manly by not saying dick about this raging fuckstick the last 8 years.

Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2017 01:19 PM (xttKs)

Yeah, about that. W didn't say boo about Obama but he had a few very pointed and unkind things to say about Trump, the then-GOP nominee and a fellow Republican. He broke Reagan's rule when he did that. Unforgivable.

Posted by: troyriser at May 17, 2017 01:24 PM (Fw5cQ)

256 Your doctor has The View on in the waiting room?!? Jeebus. I can't even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 01:21 PM (PY9jH)



I say again: get one of those apps that lets you control a TV remotely. I've turned down blaring TVs on a number of occasions, doing so ever so gradually so no one notices.

For The Spew, I'd wait for a commercial, then change channels. Most likely no one will notice, thinking the show was over.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 01:24 PM (SRKgf)

257 If you lime your doctor, you can keep your doctor.
Posted by: Emperor Fuckstick at May 17, 2017 12:49 PM (BC5E+)

___________

I recommend formaldehyde. Tried and true.

Posted by: Dr. Frankenstein at May 17, 2017 01:24 PM (ZGNFp)

258 It's either true, or wishful thinking on his part.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 01:10 PM (PY9jH)


Wishful thinking, probably. She is a mannish looking woman but she does appear to be a woman (unless they got those two kids from the same central casting/bearding office that Tom Cruise got his from).

Posted by: redbanzai at May 17, 2017 01:24 PM (qf8IB)

259 Wow. Total US household debt is $12 TRILLION. I think I see our main economic problem here.

Posted by: Soona at May 17, 2017 01:24 PM (Fmupd)

260 If a man wanted to say something about being gay (while apparently also sleeping with women) that wasn't total bs, wouldn't he just say something like "I'm attracted to both men and women" but no- Obama supposedly considered the idea very logically ,decided what would be the more noble and courageous thing to- and require more hard work in a relationship-by going straight. And people actually believed this garbage?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2017 01:25 PM (qES5k)

261 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE OBAMA IS SO TOTALLY FULL OF SH*T !!!


and a communist, a muslim, a fag, etc


Posted by: Ben Rothlieeeeeesburger at May 17, 2017 01:25 PM (ihtYN)

262 252 Hey Obama , the 80's called and they want their bath houses back.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 17, 2017 01:23 PM (+bKWx)

you mean "the 80s", as in <100 A.D., right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 17, 2017 01:25 PM (AURKQ)

263 What stuck out to me was that Barry said (paraphrasing) that he considered entering into a gay relationship with the professor.

If he considered it, he must have desired it at some level.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 17, 2017 01:25 PM (vRcUp)

264 BREAKING NEWS: CRIES OF ECSTASY FROM WOMEN IN PORN MIGHT NOT BE COMPLETELY REAL

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 17, 2017 01:25 PM (9H8W1)

265 252 Hey Obama , the 80's called and they want their bath houses back.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 17, 2017 01:23 PM (+bKWx)



But this time with protease inhibitors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 01:25 PM (SRKgf)

266 I found one of Comey's memos, Morons!

"June 17, '16. Stopped by WH to discuss Lynch's visit by Bill Clinton on tarmac. We feel it was an unfortunate meeting, and uber bold by Bill. Pity the one photographer caught this. But we are reassured that Lynch will hold firm, with her fat thighs, to our story line of innocence of the meeting. Either that or will take the 5th, or drink a fifth, either/or and not discuss the damned emails. hahahaha I am so witty!

Personal note: I think he likes me! The President really, really likes me! Heart palps! He noted my stylish tie and he put his hand on my thigh! I am in heaven tonight. I was floating to my car after the meeting."

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at May 17, 2017 01:25 PM (fq4ih)

267 You know, Baghdad Bob wasn't exactly honest with his audience.

Posted by: Dan Rather at May 17, 2017 01:25 PM (u9OP6)

268 The doctor used to have his own practice along with his two brothers, now they are affiliated with Loyola hospital, and all the billing comes through Loyola. It's like they are employees of the hospital. Every time I go in for me or my wife it's a different bunch of nurses.

Posted by: cicero skip at May 17, 2017 01:25 PM (FIrEF)

269 I think Obama's a pole smoker.

And that's no bullshit.

Posted by: The Bullshitter at May 17, 2017 01:25 PM (oVJmc)

270 "BREAKING NEWS: MEASUREMENTS IN PORN MAGS ARE POSSIBLY INACCURATE"

Object in face may be closer than it appears.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 17, 2017 01:25 PM (J+eG2)

271 Total US household debt is $12 TRILLION. I think I see our main economic problem here."

Not enough trillion dollar coins!

/Joe "paste" Biden

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 17, 2017 01:25 PM (MINbv)

272 says Comey is more trustworthy than PDT, and that impeachment is on the table if the allegations are true
***
So, what do you think what have happened in say 1795 if we had a "British Party" and they and some allies in the other parties had decided to impeach President Washington for not respecting the king's officers?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 17, 2017 01:25 PM (eSx+E)

273 212 The balls on TFG....
===========

....are delectable.

Posted by: James Comey at May 17, 2017 01:25 PM (vg8iE)

274 165 He stole that shit from me with no attribution.

Posted by: Liz Warren at May 17, 2017 01:07 PM (TO4Og)

come on now, don't be an indian giver

*
*
Liz better watch out for her own personal Trail of Tears.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 17, 2017 01:25 PM (xwbuR)

275 >>"the businessman suddenly professed his "respect" and "admiration" for Obama--after years of hectoring."


Perhaps Trump should have just said, "You're likeable enough, Barry."

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2017 01:26 PM (NOIQH)

276 245 Bush didn't say a word about tfg but didn't he throw shade at trump?
Posted by: NCKate at May 17, 2017 01:22 PM (KDsfS)

Nope. The press tried hard to make it seem so and some people here accepted the reporting as accurate. Would t blame him if he did though since Trump blamed him for 9/11. Those are fighting words.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 17, 2017 01:26 PM (+bKWx)

277 If he considered it, he must have desired it at some level.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 17, 2017 01:25 PM (vRcUp)



Exactly. It isn't as though you do "rock, paper, scissors" to decide something like that. If you seriously consider it, face it: you're a fruit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 01:26 PM (SRKgf)

278 Here we go.

Posted by: josephistan at May 17, 2017 01:26 PM (7HtZB)

279 >>>Wow. Total US household debt is $12 TRILLION. I think I see our main economic problem here.

Don't look at me!! I bought this shit on special!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 17, 2017 01:27 PM (9H8W1)

280 The press tried hard to make it seem so "

You mean press reports are less than reliable?

Do tell...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 17, 2017 01:27 PM (MINbv)

281 get one of those apps that lets you control a TV remotely.


I us looked for that on my Samsung, but I couldn't get it to work on comcast without a comcast account.

Posted by: cicero skip at May 17, 2017 01:27 PM (FIrEF)

282 Well, after waiting for SEVEN DAMNED MONTHS, the tree removal guys are finally here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 01:27 PM (PY9jH)

283 So who here got to keep their doctor?

Posted by: Yo!

I did. My monthly premiums nearly doubled this year and my deductible jumped from $2500 to $6000, but yep. Got to keep my doctor. Yay.

And no sh*t, the same letter telling me my $300 premium was going to $540 had a paragraph right below the increase statement saying (roughly) "As of this year all sex change everything is covered now! Yay us because we're awesome and tolerant and understanding!"

Posted by: John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys at May 17, 2017 01:28 PM (fD1ST)

284 *kicksback drinking a rum and coke on his own island*

Posted by: Bag of Dicks salesman at May 17, 2017 01:28 PM (BC5E+)

285 Would it be wrong for Trump to hold a Yuge rally in DC and at the end tells everyone there they have a "free pass" to do whatever they want for the rest of the day to "take out your frustrations with the Federal government"?

Certainly that would fall under prosecutorial discretion.

Posted by: MAGA at May 17, 2017 01:28 PM (LQ1Q3)

286 Obama is mercenary about his private life. He considered whether a gay relationship would help him advance in the world and decided against it. Better for an arranged marriage with a woman.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 17, 2017 01:22 PM (Tnhbr)

Every time I do not think I can have less respect for this hamster, he surprises me. Love is not one of those things that really has a lot of thinking involved. I usually have respect for, or at least completely understand, the guys who throw themselves into a relationship- even with those ladies who are obviously bad calls (done it more than a couple times myself.)

To be able to look at a relationship you have with a gal, after you have considered proposing to her and think: she's no black, this will not be good for my political aspirations. What a fucking inhuman dick.

*if the Ladies will forgive my language*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2017 01:29 PM (789OI)

287 Isn't "Bullshitter" a code word in Barry's Circle for a professorial guy with which he'd like to have a homosexual relationship?

Posted by: Fritz at May 17, 2017 01:29 PM (TNQMS)

288 Fast and Furious are the lies and half-lies from "unnamed sources".

Posted by: mrp at May 17, 2017 01:29 PM (Pqytn)

289 kicksback drinking a rum and coke on his own island*
Posted by: Bag of Dicks salesman"

You're doing better than I ever did.

Posted by: CEO of Spatula City at May 17, 2017 01:30 PM (MINbv)

290 There once was a man named Barack
Who sucked dick by the crock,
Comey asked can Shemp come in
As Barack wiped off his chin,
They proceeded to rip off their frocks

Posted by: Glenn John at May 17, 2017 01:30 PM (LilNs)

291 BREAKING NEWS: TELEVISION COMMERCIALS MIGHT BE TRYING TO SELL YOU SOMETHING

See our followup: WHY NOT TO PURCHASE TOILET PAPER ON THE CLAIMS OF WHETHER SHIT STICKS TO THE FUR OF AN ANIMATED BEAR

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 17, 2017 01:30 PM (9H8W1)

292 Wow. Total US household debt is $12 TRILLION. I think I see our main economic problem here.

About $40,000 for every man, woman, and child? Somebody is slacking.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 17, 2017 01:30 PM (HTdUD)

293 If you like your Director, you can keep your Director.

Posted by: Pres. Truthy McJarrett at May 17, 2017 01:30 PM (Ndje9)

294 250 BREAKING NEWS: MEASUREMENTS IN PORN MAGS ARE POSSIBLY INACCURATE
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 17, 2017 01:23 PM (9H8W1)

The proof is in the boobs, as they say.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2017 01:30 PM (789OI)

295 263 What stuck out to me was that Barry said (paraphrasing) that he considered entering into a gay relationship with the professor.

If he considered it, he must have desired it at some level.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 17, 2017 01:25 PM (vRcUp)

No, that's okay Barry, we totes understand. You were sacrificing your own happiness to make our world better by selflessly entering politics for the greater good.

Posted by: The Love Wins Idiots at May 17, 2017 01:32 PM (fD1ST)

296 Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2017 01:29 PM (789OI)

Your language was understandable. If I were the former girlfriend I would have been pissed as hell.
Apparently she rhapsodized about Obama's lovemaking but I think she was very circumspect about his betrayal. The man is a narcissist.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2017 01:32 PM (qES5k)

297 To be able to look at a relationship you have with a gal, after you have
considered proposing to her and think: she's no black, this will not be
good for my political aspirations. What a fucking inhuman dick.
===========================


It's the same calculation he used when deciding if he should appear Christian or not? And which church would serve his political interests best.


He didn't go there for the choir music.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 01:32 PM (lwiT4)

298 Wow. Total US household debt is $12 TRILLION. I think I see our main economic problem here.

Don't look at me!! I bought this shit on special!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy




A moved number here and a changed number there & voila!
Clearance tags!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2017 01:32 PM (aMV0K)

299 Posted by: The Love Wins Idiots at May 17, 2017 01:32 PM (fD1ST)

Do O detect a little sarcasm there? ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2017 01:33 PM (qES5k)

300 292 Wow. Total US household debt is $12 TRILLION. I think I see our main economic problem here.

About $40,000 for every man, woman, and child? Somebody is slacking.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 17, 2017 01:30 PM (HTdUD)

As always, the people who save are the ones who will be screwed.

Posted by: John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys at May 17, 2017 01:33 PM (fD1ST)

301 My punctuation stinks.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 01:33 PM (lwiT4)

302 Object in face may be closer than it appears.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 17, 2017 01:25 PM (J+eG2)
**
Mmm Mmm Mmm, yer tellin me!?

Posted by: Shep Smith at May 17, 2017 01:33 PM (WLK0w)

303 Obama supposedly considered the idea very logically, decided what would be the more noble and courageous thing to- and require more hard work in a relationship-by going straight. And people actually believed this garbage?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2017 01:25 PM (qES5k)


Incredible, isn't it?

Although in fairness, most male homosexual relationships appear to have a duration on the order of minutes, so don't require much work at all. Unless they're using a really exotic position.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 01:33 PM (SRKgf)

304 ... and tonite on the ScoggFactor we'll have Barry Sortoro in the No Bullshit Zone. Unrepentent Cock Gobbler with an Insatiable Appetite for Man Juice, or Mincing Muslim Faggot Bent on Destroying the West ? We'll report ... you decide.

Tonite on the ScoggFactor ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2017 01:34 PM (+YMDZ)

305 Obama supposedly considered the idea very logically ,decided what would be the more noble and courageous thing to- and require more hard work in a relationship-by going straight.

I think the issue was whether the cocaine would wash out the taste of cock.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 17, 2017 01:34 PM (LTHVh)

306 My punctuation stinks.

Posted by: grammie winger


No problem. I have a fragrance free monitor.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 17, 2017 01:34 PM (HTdUD)

307 I see Bill O'Really is joining forces with Glenn Beck so it's going to be bloviating bullshit all the way down. Although I wouldn't rule out the possibility of Beck-o-vision burying Fox in the ratings in a few years.

See WZ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 17, 2017 01:35 PM (Nwg0u)

308 BREAKING NEWS: HIRSUTE BLOGGER LIES TO READERS, MIGHT NOT BE 29 AS CLAIMED

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 17, 2017 01:35 PM (9H8W1)

309
I see Bill O'Really is joining forces with Glenn Beck so it's going to
be bloviating bullshit all the way down. Although I wouldn't rule out
the possibility of Beck-o-vision burying Fox in the ratings in a few
years.




Oh, great. Two idiots lookin' out for the "folks."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 01:36 PM (PY9jH)

310 Although in fairness, most male homosexual relationships appear to have a duration on the order of minutes, so don't require much work at all.
==========

Hater! They are in committed and loving marriages. They are the most selfless and moral people to ever inhabit the earth.

I heard it on TV.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 17, 2017 01:36 PM (vg8iE)

311 Periods of time like this make good men want to form Star Chambers but their character prevents them from doing so and will eventually be their downfall. Divine intervention is required.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 17, 2017 01:36 PM (+bKWx)

312 301 My punctuation stinks.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 01:33 PM (lwiT4)

--------------

Is that what you're calling it now.


*immediately denounces self*

Posted by: Soona at May 17, 2017 01:36 PM (Fmupd)

313 I'm old enough to remember Obama's non-bullshit Syrian red line.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
***
Captain Bullshit is now trying to spin backing down on that as something that took tremendous courage.

Posted by: Biergood at May 17, 2017 01:36 PM (v8Lx/)

314 In case no one's noticed, I'm in a pissy mood today.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 01:36 PM (PY9jH)

315 Hater! They are in committed and loving marriages. They are the most selfless and moral people to ever inhabit the earth.

I heard it on TV.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 17, 2017 01:36 PM (vg8iE)

Not only that, but they're easily half of the population!

Posted by: John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys at May 17, 2017 01:37 PM (fD1ST)

316 The manifestly dumbest person to ever occupy the White House opines again.

Bless his heart.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 17, 2017 01:37 PM (zKIA2)

317 I see Bill O'Really is joining forces with Glenn Beck so it's going to
be bloviating bullshit all the way down. Although I wouldn't rule out
the possibility of Beck-o-vision burying Fox in the ratings in a few
years.



Oh, great. Two idiots lookin' out for the "folks."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 01:36 PM (PY9jH)

If they add Sean Hannity, they might just reach the annoyance singularity.

(I agree with Sean, his voice makes my bones dissolve though.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2017 01:37 PM (789OI)

318 I think the issue was whether the cocaine would wash out the taste of cock.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 17, 2017 01:34 PM (LTHVh)

============

Have you ever fucked on cocaine, Barry?

(uncrosses, crosses legs)

It's nice.

Posted by: Catherine Trammell at May 17, 2017 01:37 PM (vg8iE)

319 "It wasn't my red line, it was the world's red line."

Shit he actually said.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 01:37 PM (PY9jH)

320 And no sh*t, the same letter telling me my $300 premium was going to $540..."

Please tell me you are kidding. Here it is $1,449.43 per month, max. out of pocket $7,150 individual and $12,800 family. Just hit the air waves last night BCBS looking for another increase, my guess roughly 8% to be in line with previous years.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 17, 2017 01:38 PM (kUmUV)

321 Y'know, when you've lost People.com, you're in in beeg trouble!

/s (mandatory snark tag)

Posted by: mrp at May 17, 2017 01:38 PM (Pqytn)

322 Hater! They are in committed and loving marriages. They are the most selfless and moral people to ever inhabit the earth.

I heard it on TV.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 17, 2017 01:36 PM (vg8iE)


Lies. I am the most moral and selfless person ever to inhabit the Earth.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2017 01:38 PM (+YMDZ)

323 Dagnabbit I grabbed the bottle of soap instead of the bottle of lotion. No wonder I've got white stuff all over my legs and it's not absorbing. Crap. Dagnabbit.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 01:38 PM (lwiT4)

324 204 "Do not get in between Michelle and a tray of tamales."
*
*
From the looks of her, that's probably true.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 17, 2017 01:38 PM (xwbuR)

325 319 "It wasn't my red line, it was the world's red line."

Shit he actually said.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 01:37 PM (PY9jH)

Yep, he's a regular Truman, he is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2017 01:38 PM (789OI)

326 Rush just said McCain and his ilk have "..balls so small they don't need to wear a jockstrap when they go out for a jog..."


HEH.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 17, 2017 01:39 PM (jjaLl)

327 Total US household debt is $12 TRILLION.

I assume this includes mortgage debt which means it's not that bad.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 17, 2017 01:39 PM (LTHVh)

328 Although in fairness, most male homosexual
relationships appear to have a duration on the order of minutes, so
don't require much work at all.

==========



Hater! They are in committed and loving marriages. They are the most selfless and moral people to ever inhabit the earth.



I heard it on TV.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 17, 2017 01:36 PM (vg8iE)


I was reliably informed by the New York Times that, even though teh gays were totes entitled to be married, teh gays had no intention of following silly straight mores about "monogamy" and "not committing adultery".

So there is that.

Posted by: redbanzai at May 17, 2017 01:39 PM (f5uaD)

329 I us looked for that on my Samsung, but I couldn't get it to work on comcast without a comcast account.
Posted by: cicero skip at May 17, 2017 01:27 PM (FIrEF)



Really? The app works on the TV, not on the cable service. I've never had a problem with it. You have to either find out the brand of TV, or if you can't see it, just try a number of settings until you find the one that works.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 01:39 PM (SRKgf)

330 I forgot about Barry's "PROMISE KEPT" website he set up when he gift-wrapped Iraq in a cute little bow for Al-qaeda because he needed to claim to have kept a campaign promise.

Posted by: John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys at May 17, 2017 01:39 PM (fD1ST)

331 323 Dagnabbit I grabbed the bottle of soap instead of the bottle of lotion. No wonder I've got white stuff all over my legs and it's not absorbing. Crap. Dagnabbit.


Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 01:38 PM (lwiT4)

============

A comment so ripe for exploitation....so ripe.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 17, 2017 01:39 PM (vg8iE)

332 As always, the people who save are the ones who will be screwed.
Posted by: John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys at May 17, 2017 01:33 PM (fD1ST)

-------

**glances at ammo lockers...(plural)**


Depends on *what* you save.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 01:40 PM (8XRCm)

333 continuing the story on Comey BS
(no prosecutor would prosecute Hillary? ... yeah right)

Comey worked for HSBC when they were laundering billions for the drug cartels. Lynch oversaw the prosecution and let them off easy with a fine, no one went to jail. They "failed to monitor $670B in wire transfers and $9.4B in purchases of physical dollars from HSBC Mexico".

"The US regulator flagged $60Trillion in transactions and 17,000 accounts as potentially suspicious but failed to even fine HSBC".

This link has some summary of the Comey bullshit.
http://tinyurl.com/zghvpv9

and this is about the sweetheart settlement
wsws.org/en/articles/2012/12/13/hsbc-d13.html

Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2017 01:40 PM (TmCOq)

334 Really? The app works on the TV, not on the cable
service. I've never had a problem with it. You have to either find out
the brand of TV, or if you can't see it, just try a number of settings
until you find the one that works.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 01:39 PM (SRKgf)


What's the app, and have you ever tried it at an airport?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 01:40 PM (PY9jH)

335 319 "It wasn't my red line, it was the world's red line."

Shit he actually said.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 01:37 PM (PY9jH)



So who's skidmark is it, then?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 01:40 PM (SRKgf)

336 "See with our plan, we'll be realizing new efficiencies by bending the bullshit curve down."

"With our bullshit plan, a family of four will be able to cut their premiums by 2500 pounds of bullshit a year."

"Uuuuh...we say a brown line of bullshit for us is if we see a whole bunch of chemical or biological weapons movin' around.."

"And with brown shoots of growth everywhere, we can declare that this will be the summer of bullshit"

Posted by: Barky McLimpwrist, Mincing in the private sector at May 17, 2017 01:40 PM (1aMQH)

337 Dagnabbit I grabbed the bottle of soap instead of the bottle of lotion. No wonder I've got white stuff all over my legs and it's not absorbing. Crap. Dagnabbit.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 01:38 PM (lwiT4)

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*Spock Eyebrow*

Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 01:41 PM (8XRCm)

338 **glances at ammo lockers...(plural)**


Depends on *what* you save.
Posted by: fixerupper




Note to self: Get moar Tannerite!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2017 01:41 PM (aMV0K)

339 Wow! Daily Caller exclusive:

--------

"Commander Jennifer E. Dyer, a 21-year naval intelligence officer, told The DCNF that Clapper's effort dramatically altered the rules that previously barred access to phone records of U.S. citizens unless there was prior approval following rigorous National Security Agency (NSA) review.

"Dyer says that all changed after Clapper's cloud computing system was put into place.

""After the technology had changed and the workplace policies had changed, basically that access was based on 'user permissions' that would allow you to look into the database itself. You didn't have to ask anyone at NSA to retrieve the information," Dyer said.

""As long as the permissions on your user account were such that you were certified to have access to that information, then you could go in and get it yourself," Dyer said. "A key aspect of cloud technology is that to do that retrieval, you don't have to set up the whole line of an 'audit-able' chain.""

_______________________

So Obama's political apparatchiks could go directly into the vast national security database and spy on whichever Americans struck their fancy with no audit trail and no accountability.

Word is that Susan Rice was thoroughly disgusted and appalled at the Horde's pr0n-watching habits!

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at May 17, 2017 01:41 PM (m5dkR)

340 331 323 Dagnabbit I grabbed the bottle of soap instead of the bottle of lotion. No wonder I've got white stuff all over my legs and it's not absorbing. Crap. Dagnabbit.


Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 01:38 PM (lwiT4)

============

A comment so ripe for exploitation....so ripe.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 17, 2017 01:39 PM (vg8iE)

I was going to pass by the obvious rich field of comments and say "And yet, she persisted."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2017 01:41 PM (789OI)

341 320 And no sh*t, the same letter telling me my $300 premium was going to $540..."

Please tell me you are kidding. Here it is $1,449.43 per month, max. out of pocket $7,150 individual and $12,800 family. Just hit the air waves last night BCBS looking for another increase, my guess roughly 8% to be in line with previous years.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 17, 2017 01:38 PM (kUmUV)

Jeez. $1449 is family or individual? FWIW, my doubled premium is just me.

The premium was around $180 before Obamacare IIRC.

Posted by: John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys at May 17, 2017 01:42 PM (fD1ST)

342 Dagnabbit I grabbed the bottle of soap instead of the bottle of lotion.
No wonder I've got white stuff all over my legs and it's not absorbing.
Crap. Dagnabbit.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 01:38 PM (lwiT4)





Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 17, 2017 01:42 PM (jjaLl)

343 Actually, I do agree with Obama here...he was referring to Trump saying nice things about him last fall. It was all lies. Trump doesn't respect Obama or think highly of him...and neither do I.

I know why Obama is staying quiet. He wants the heat off of him and his former administration. It's not going away. He has to realize that.

Trump's speech at the Coast Guard graduation today included stuff that clearly indicates he is not afraid, he is not backing down, none of this stuff is getting to him.

As he said (paraphrase): Nothing worth doing is easy.

He knows he is doing the right thing based on the escalating attacks on him and his administration. He is not going anywhere.

Posted by: K-E at May 17, 2017 01:42 PM (uOEHQ)

344 What's the app, and have you ever tried it at an airport?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 01:40 PM (PY9jH)


Dunno the name. I got it on my Samsung tablet from Google Play, which has a whole bunch of such apps.

Never tried it in an airport, but it works on all our TVs at home, and recently worked in a bar (I know you're astonished that I was there) on the East Coast, where I was on business.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 01:42 PM (SRKgf)

345 Cool, even-keeled, no-drama Barack Obama

Vomit.
Vomit.
Vomit.
Gasp for air.
Vomit.
Dry heave.
Look around for something to throw.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2017 01:42 PM (B+qrE)

346 A comment so ripe for exploitation....so ripe.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 17, 2017 01:39 PM


But because it's grammie....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2017 01:42 PM (p+Wdc)

347 Not only that, but they're easily half of the population!
Posted by: John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys at May 17, 2017 01:37 PM (fD1ST)


----------------

Yup. Every male you meet is either a fag or wants to be a fag.

Posted by: Soona at May 17, 2017 01:42 PM (Fmupd)

348 When Barry sez something, it's not true unless he puts his foot down on the top of the Resolute desk while he's saying whatever.

And has a photographer take a picture of him doing so.

And, with three eyewitnesses, none of whom are named Val Jarrett.

Being out of office is gonna hurt his credibility.

/s (mandatory snark tag)

Posted by: mrp at May 17, 2017 01:43 PM (Pqytn)

349 "Comey worked for HSBC when they were laundering billions for the drug cartels. Lynch oversaw the prosecution and let them off easy"

Before becoming FBI Director, and after being a prosecutor, Comey did eight years in the private sector as the head lawyer at Lockheed and Bridgewater, and was on the board at HSBC. His background didn't fit any of these positions. I'd say he was hired and paid to help fend off investigations because of his federal prosecutorial contacts.

Bridgewater is the biggest hedge fund of all. I'm speculating they had issues like what hit SAC Capital and Stevie Cohen, which was the inspiration for the TV show Billions.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 17, 2017 01:43 PM (SIY7D)

350 Dagnabbit I grabbed the bottle of soap instead of the bottle of lotion. No wonder I've got white stuff all over my legs

------

Phrasing .... overload. PHRASING OVERLOAD!!!

/PC LOAD LETTER

Posted by: josephistan at May 17, 2017 01:43 PM (7HtZB)

351 But because it's grammie....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2017 01:42 PM (p+Wdc)

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We all *politely* pile on.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 01:43 PM (8XRCm)

352 Damn! I missed the mid-morning thread!

I have a print of that very pic hanging up in our sun-room.
Got it when I went to Paris for work.

I love it.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 17, 2017 01:44 PM (8iiMU)

353 Oh, and remember you've got to point the IR window on the phone/tablet at the TV. It's usually on the side of the device, if your device has one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 01:44 PM (SRKgf)

354 Is the lotion supposed to be sticky?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 17, 2017 01:44 PM (LTHVh)

355 Dunno the name. I got it on my Samsung tablet from Google Play, which has a whole bunch of such apps.

Never tried it in an airport, but it works on all our TVs at home, and recently worked in a bar (I know you're astonished that I was there) on the East Coast, where I was on business.



Had a generic TV Remote Control app on my old HTC.
I was able to change the channel at the doctor's office.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2017 01:44 PM (aMV0K)

356 **glances at ammo lockers...(plural)**


Depends on *what* you save.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 01:40 PM (8XRCm)

Oh, indeed. If we go from AD to AC (After Colander), my lead and brass (and beans and coffee and cigarettes) is worth lots more than my Vanguard account.

Posted by: John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys at May 17, 2017 01:44 PM (fD1ST)

357 "It rubs the soap on its skin...."


Director: Cut! You're supposed to say 'rub the lotion on its skin"!

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 17, 2017 01:45 PM (7ZVPa)

358 But because it's grammie....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2017 01:42 PM (p+Wdc)

The Horde is pretty neat that way.

Posted by: John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys at May 17, 2017 01:45 PM (fD1ST)

359 Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 01:38 PM (lwiT4)

---------------

Here comes the pitch! Looks like a hanging curveball!

Whack

Ooooooooooo, that one got out of here in a hurry!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 17, 2017 01:45 PM (kTF2Z)

360 Yup. Every male you meet is either a fag or wants to be a fag.

Posted by: Soona at May 17, 2017 01:42 PM (Fmupd)

==============

Is it me or has anyone else noticed, especially with millennials, you really can't tell anymore. There are several guys here at work who I was certain were gay...gayer than gay....then I find out they are married with five kids.

Then, those who I think aren't, turn out to be SO very gay.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 17, 2017 01:45 PM (vg8iE)

361 >>>Rush just said McCain and his ilk have "..balls so small they don't need to wear a jockstrap when they go out for a jog..."

OT, but good luck finding a jock strap anymore that is not marketed to homos. When did this happen?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 17, 2017 01:45 PM (9H8W1)

362 I bet Barry can't even put up a set of shelves.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Ace and the Scream Machine at the County Fairgrounds at May 17, 2017 01:46 PM (hLRSq)

363 OT, but good luck finding a jock strap anymore that is not marketed to homos. When did this happen?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 17, 2017 01:45 PM (9H8W1)

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Sometime in January. .... 2009.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 01:47 PM (8XRCm)

364 OT, but good luck finding a jock strap anymore that is not marketed to homos. When did this happen?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 17, 2017 01:45 PM (9H8W1)

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You have problems with the needs and desires of our morality overlords, Comrade?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 17, 2017 01:47 PM (vg8iE)

365 Ok all better now. I wish we had a back yard hose.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 01:47 PM (lwiT4)

366 But because it's grammie....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2017 01:42 PM (p+Wdc)



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We all *politely* pile on.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 01:43 PM


That's the Horde I know and love! (in a totally non-gay way)

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2017 01:48 PM (p+Wdc)

367 Ok all better now. I wish we had a back yard hose.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 01:47 PM (lwiT4)

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Dont scroll up sweety.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 01:48 PM (8XRCm)

368
From the book thread:
Here's an anecdote from Obama's time at Harvard Law School:

In his late 20s now and slightly older than most classmates, he had a compulsion to orate in class and summarize other people's arguments for them. "In law school the only thing I would have voted for Obama to do would have been to shut up," one student told Garrow. Classmates created a Obamanometer, ranking "how pretentious someone's remarks are in class."
- Rising Star, a biography of O

Posted by: goodluckduck at May 17, 2017 01:48 PM (yqvys)

369 >>>OT, but good luck finding a jock strap anymore that is not marketed to homos. When did this happen?



Wait, what? Are they all leopard print or paisley or something?



Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 17, 2017 01:49 PM (jjaLl)

370 362 I bet Barry can't even put up a set of shelves.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Ace and the Scream Machine at the County Fairgrounds at May 17, 2017 01:46 PM (hLRSq)

Target tool box. Hammer, some wire, a few brads and drywall anchors in a little enclosed plastic box, and four screwdrivers, all in a molded plastic clamshell.

Posted by: John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys at May 17, 2017 01:49 PM (fD1ST)

371 360 Yup. Every male you meet is either a fag or wants to be a fag.

Posted by: Soona at May 17, 2017 01:42 PM (Fmupd)

==============

Is it me or has anyone else noticed, especially with millennials, you really can't tell anymore. There are several guys here at work who I was certain were gay...gayer than gay....then I find out they are married with five kids.

Then, those who I think aren't, turn out to be SO very gay.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 17, 2017 01:45 PM (vg8iE)

Walk around any big city, every guy talks like they're half a fag or something.

Posted by: josephistan at May 17, 2017 01:49 PM (7HtZB)

372 Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 01:47 PM (lwiT4)

How is the Rev? Feeling any better?.

Does he need to see someone who deals with ear, nose and throat for balance issues?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2017 01:49 PM (qES5k)

373 Very OT:

So, I found out something yesterday that kind of.. well... gobsmacked me.

Even if an employee is bad, hurts the reputation of the company and costs them money, management will not fire them.

Why you might ask?

Because they don't want to deny someone their livelihood. They see firing as "cruel." This is especially true if the employee is a man with kids.

It's everyone elses job to get along with bad employee or leave.

However, if you're a single female, you're toast. You don't have expenses, and if you do well, so guy is probably paying them for you, so sod off.

/thank you for the opportunity to vent, please return to witty obama bashing...

Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 01:49 PM (BPeNq)

374 he had a compulsion to orate in class and summarize other people's arguments for them

"As you have always said..."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2017 01:49 PM (B+qrE)

375
Obama told two friends

Spot the lie!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 17, 2017 01:49 PM (ODxAs)

376 Dont scroll up sweety.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 01:48 PM (8XRCm)
================================

Oh. Hmmm. *gives stern look, then offers everyone a lemonade anyway*

Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 01:50 PM (lwiT4)

377 ... and tonite on the ScoggFactor we'll have Barry Sortoro in the No Bullshit Zone. Unrepentent Cock Gobbler with an Insatiable Appetite for Man Juice, or Mincing Muslim Faggot Bent on Destroying the West ? We'll report ... you decide.

Tonite on the ScoggFactor ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2017 01:34 PM (+YMDZ)




You forgot commie douchebag

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 17, 2017 01:50 PM (493sH)

378 "It wasn't my red line, it was the world's red line."

-
And the world let me down.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 17, 2017 01:50 PM (Nwg0u)

379 Is it me or has anyone else noticed, especially with millennials, you
really can't tell anymore. There are several guys here at work who I
was certain were gay...gayer than gay....then I find out they are
married with five kids.
=====

Like any male with an interest in the fine or performing arts somehow is labeled. Nobody I know wears a sign saying 'gay'.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 17, 2017 01:51 PM (MIKMs)

380 all in a molded plastic clamshell.
--

I hate those molded plastic clamshells. They're too hard to open. Plus, I'm not sure how to use a screw driver...

Posted by: Barry Oh! at May 17, 2017 01:51 PM (BPeNq)

381 OT, but good luck finding a jock strap anymore that is not marketed to homos. When did this happen?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 17, 2017 01:45 PM


Hell, I went to get my hair cut last week and leafed through a copy of GQ to stave off total boredom. I counted at least two full page ads within the space of about 10 pages featuring happy, hand-holding gay couples, and advertising STD testing services. And the editor's letter was the most unhinged anti-Trump rant I've seen in quite a while. I put GQ down again and surrendered to peaceful boredom.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2017 01:51 PM (p+Wdc)

382 If Obama really is a narcissist, they don't have any friends. They just have people they use. They can be charming in the process, but they cannot form intimate, loving relationships.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2017 01:51 PM (qES5k)

383 Nobody I know wears a sign saying 'gay'.
--
That's what man buns and skinny jeans are for.

Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 01:52 PM (BPeNq)

384 373 Very OT:

So, I found out something yesterday that kind of.. well... gobsmacked me.

Even if an employee is bad, hurts the reputation of the company and costs them money, management will not fire them.

Why you might ask?

Because they don't want to deny someone their livelihood. They see firing as "cruel." This is especially true if the employee is a man with kids.

It's everyone elses job to get along with bad employee or leave.

However, if you're a single female, you're toast. You don't have expenses, and if you do well, so guy is probably paying them for you, so sod off.

/thank you for the opportunity to vent, please return to witty obama bashing...



Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 01:49 PM (BPeNq)
===========

That's all right - here at my work, we have a gay guy who can't go five minutes without mentioning his husband or their queen-sized bed and their foster kids, yada yada yada....who is a complete asshole - gets involved in everything he shouldn't, gets reported to HR ALL the time for the gay comments as well as impeding/interfering with people's work.

I asked my boss one day why they just didn't get rid of him. She said flat out they are afraid he'll sue.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 17, 2017 01:52 PM (vg8iE)

385 From the book thread:
Here's an anecdote from Obama's time at Harvard Law School:

In
his late 20s now and slightly older than most classmates, he had a
compulsion to orate in class and summarize other people's arguments for
them. "In law school the only thing I would have voted for Obama to do
would have been to shut up," one student told Garrow. Classmates created
a Obamanometer, ranking "how pretentious someone's remarks are in
class."
- Rising Star, a biography of O


Posted by: goodluckduck at May 17, 2017 01:48 PM (yqvys)


Gah. I can see/hear him now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2017 01:52 PM (PY9jH)

386 Is it me or has anyone else noticed, especially with millennials, you
really can't tell anymore. There are several guys here at work who I
was certain were gay...gayer than gay....then I find out they are
married with five kids.

-------

Its because *everybody* wears skinny jeans and uptalks now.

Gaaawwwd I hate uptalking. I would correct my kids when they were doing that growing up.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 01:52 PM (8XRCm)

387 373 Very OT:

So, I found out something yesterday that kind of.. well... gobsmacked me.

Even if an employee is bad, hurts the reputation of the company and costs them money, management will not fire them.

Why you might ask?

Because they don't want to deny someone their livelihood. They see firing as "cruel." This is especially true if the employee is a man with kids.

It's everyone elses job to get along with bad employee or leave.

However, if you're a single female, you're toast. You don't have expenses, and if you do well, so guy is probably paying them for you, so sod off.

/thank you for the opportunity to vent, please return to witty obama bashing...

Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 01:49 PM (BPeNq)



I imagine it is flipped for single men and married women with kids.

Posted by: buzzion at May 17, 2017 01:52 PM (z/Ubi)

388 Wish I had that time machine, just so I could go 50 years ahead and read the history books.

Maybe I will just review it in my head.

Posted by: Useta Lurk, but now who knows? at May 17, 2017 01:52 PM (jVlNS)

389 I see the Barrel is full of lotion, but it could be soap.

Posted by: Roy at May 17, 2017 01:53 PM (7n4KQ)

390 123 113: nah, farmland is useful for something. spanky, not so much.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 17, 2017 01:04 PM (KP5rU)

If you sprinkle him over enough farmland he'd be useful...as a practical matter.

Posted by: Abiss at May 17, 2017 01:53 PM (UsgHM)

391 Is it me or has anyone else noticed, especially with millennials, you really can't tell anymore. There are several guys here at work who I was certain were gay...gayer than gay....then I find out they are married with five kids.

Then, those who I think aren't, turn out to be SO very gay.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 17, 2017 01:45 PM (vg8iE)



Something else I've noticed about Millennials, if there is a guy and girl in a car it's the girl driving. This morning I was in a gas station and there was the 20 something girl putting gas in the car with the guy sitting in the passenger seat on his phone. I guess it's all part of the emasculation of men

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 17, 2017 01:53 PM (493sH)

392 Is it me or has anyone else noticed, especially with millennials, you really can't tell anymore. There are several guys here at work who I was certain were gay...gayer than gay....then I find out they are married with five kids. Posted by: bicentennialguy
***
I suspect it has something to do with the aggressive movement to feminize our young men. Boys are not allowed to be boys anymore.

I was mowing my lawn this past weekend and this kid rode by on his bike. 8 or 9, thereabouts. Had on a helmet, shin pads, and elbow pads. I understand wanting to protect your kids, but a skinned kneecap or elbow occasionally is a good thing.

Posted by: Biergood at May 17, 2017 01:53 PM (v8Lx/)

393 Wait, when did Barry get demoted from Major General?

Posted by: ShainS at May 17, 2017 01:53 PM (Bqgxc)

394 >>>Wait, what? Are they all leopard print or paisley or something?

Some kind of tricolor waistband. Couldn't find my classic black Bike jock at any of the big sporting goods stores.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 17, 2017 01:53 PM (9H8W1)

395 383 Nobody I know wears a sign saying 'gay'.
--
That's what man buns and skinny jeans are for.
Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 01:52 PM (BPeNq)



Crocs.

Posted by: buzzion at May 17, 2017 01:53 PM (z/Ubi)

396 Walk around any big city, every guy talks like they're half a fag or something.
Posted by: josephistan at May 17, 2017 01:49 PM (7HtZB)



Guys in the gym with shaved chests preening and posing in front of the mirrors ... ya gotta wonder.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 01:53 PM (SRKgf)

397 How is the Rev? Feeling any better?.



Does he need to see someone who deals with ear, nose and throat for balance issues?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2017 01:49 PM (qES5k)
============================

He says he feels a little better. We went over to Urgent Care again, since his regular doctor is out of town till Friday. They gave him something for nausea and told him to keep doing his quirky exercise thing. I drove him to church so he could work a little while. I'll let him pretend he's getting things done for a couple hours, then I'll go round him up. Thanks for asking.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 01:53 PM (lwiT4)

398 It takes a real talent to be yclept Sh*t M*das!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 17, 2017 01:53 PM (DMUuz)

399 18 I believe Trump should tweet more.
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 17, 2017 12:49 PM (4e+hS)


Late to the thread, but I agree with this. I just wish his tweets were more like Iowahawk than Shia Lebouf.

Posted by: Oedipus at May 17, 2017 01:54 PM (kc2M1)

400 383 Nobody I know wears a sign saying 'gay'.
--
That's what man buns and skinny jeans are for.
Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 01:52 PM (BPeNq)

Even the gays know man buns look awful.

Posted by: josephistan at May 17, 2017 01:54 PM (7HtZB)

401 I hope somebody primary's his ass.

If I were billionaire Trump, I would be recruiting someone right now and promising millions.

Trump needs to do a better job scaring these cocksuckers and hitting them where it hurts. They don;t want a tough primary.

Guy has not even SEEN an actual memo yet and he's talking impeachment.

The GOP in general needs to do a better job just waiting a few days before commenting on anything regarding Trump.
Posted by: Maritime at May 17, 2017 01:05 PM (Pa8uy)

Amash also signed onto a Democrat bill as a co sponsor demanding a special prosecutor to investigate the FBI counter intelligence investigation of Flynn's contacts with the Russians.

Which there cannot be a special prosecutor, since it concerns intelligence, not a crime.

But Amash doesn't seem to understand that point.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 17, 2017 01:55 PM (62eBc)

402 Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 01:49 PM (BPeNq)

---------------

You have extremely immature leadership at your company. Get a new position somewhere if you can.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 17, 2017 01:55 PM (kTF2Z)

403 Nobody I know wears a sign saying 'gay'.
--
That's what man buns and skinny jeans are for.
Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 01:52 PM (BPeNq)


Crocs.
Posted by: buzzion



Waxed arms, legs, chests...

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2017 01:55 PM (aMV0K)

404 Some kind of tricolor waistband. Couldn't find my classic black Bike jock at any of the big sporting goods stores.




Huh....back in my day, we had one choice- the Ace bandage material kind... all the same Ace bandage tan.......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 17, 2017 01:56 PM (jjaLl)

405 I have a theory about soy and its relation to emasculated boys/men. I don't know if it's valid, but I enjoy having a theory.


Also, no recess, no dodgeball, no tree climbing. Tech toys don't build men.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 01:57 PM (lwiT4)

406 389 I see the Barrel is full of lotion, but it could be soap.
Posted by: Roy at May 17, 2017 01:53 PM (7n4KQ)

Dream on Yancy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2017 01:57 PM (789OI)

407
I imagine it is flipped for single men and married women with kids.
--

Maybe.

However, the assumption seems to be that men need to earn a living and women have someone supporting them [ex husband, boyfriend, parents, Uncle Sugar], so it's cool.

Yes, I know that's insane.


Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 01:57 PM (BPeNq)

408 Buck Ofama

Posted by: fu52 at May 17, 2017 01:58 PM (HpUpB)

409 Mr Trump in the name of all that is holy government-wise, find some honest, gifted investigators and start building cases against the rather large Dem cabal crony world of grifters, fraudsters, and traitors.

OR you can be the piñata of the media, GOPe , and the Dems.

They are going to hate you I either way---better to be clearly on the side of the law ........being the target of kind of hate... we will re-elect you.

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at May 17, 2017 01:58 PM (oBuXO)

410 Huh....back in my day, we had one choice- the Ace bandage material kind... all the same Ace bandage tan.......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 17, 2017 01:56 PM (jjaLl)



Yep. Back in junior high, the first time boys wear jock straps for gym, we used to try to convince newbies that they were nose protectors, to be worn with the straps behind the ears.

Good times, good times.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 01:58 PM (SRKgf)

411 Of course he is. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a can short of as 6-pack. But coming from 0bama?!? Oy vey.

Posted by: GWB at May 17, 2017 01:58 PM (ISk+I)

412 Late to the thread, but I agree with this. I just wish his tweets were more like Iowahawk than Shia Lebouf.

Posted by: Oedipus at May 17, 2017 01:54 PM (kc2M1)




That is a great idea!!!! Trump should hire Iowahawk to run his Twitter for a while!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 17, 2017 01:58 PM (jjaLl)

413 Just checked out Drudge; holy cow is he stroking the 'everything is crashing in the WH' memo or what? Dude..

Posted by: IC at May 17, 2017 01:58 PM (a0IVu)

414 Nobody I know wears a sign saying 'gay'.
--
That's what man buns and skinny jeans are for.
Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 01:52 PM


Wait, aren't J. Crew messenger bags accessorized with Crocs the secret handshake?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 17, 2017 01:58 PM (DMUuz)

415 Half a fag?



???

Posted by: Yo! at May 17, 2017 01:59 PM (GwIKd)

416 Even the gays know man buns look awful.
Posted by: josephistan at May 17, 2017 01:54 PM (7HtZB)

Are there ladies somewhere who do find them attractive? That is usually the point behind any male hairstyle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2017 01:59 PM (789OI)

417 I was mowing my lawn this past weekend and this kid rode by on his bike. 8 or 9, thereabouts. Had on a helmet, shin pads, and elbow pads. I understand wanting to protect your kids, but a skinned kneecap or elbow occasionally is a good thing.
Posted by: Biergood at May 17, 2017 01:53 PM (v8Lx/)


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I had bumps, bruises, large scratches, and cuts all through my childhood. I thank God I was born at a time when a kid could be a kid.

Posted by: Soona at May 17, 2017 01:59 PM (Fmupd)

418 That's what man buns and skinny jeans are for.
Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 01:52 PM
__________________________________

Ahem!

Posted by: Assless Leather Chaps at May 17, 2017 02:00 PM (4AVeu)

419 Eh, it's not even that much. The former SCOAMF TOTUS can't even come out and say such nasty shit himself, he has to hint at it through proxies. Such a complete piece of shit.

Shocking that he survived 8 years in the White House. Shout out to the Secret Service who must have done yeoman's work during his time in office.

Posted by: deadrody at May 17, 2017 02:00 PM (FvbGP)

420 I had bumps, bruises, large scratches, and cuts all through my childhood. I thank God I was born at a time when a kid could be a kid.

Posted by: Soona at May 17, 2017 01:59 PM (Fmupd)

========

I was in the ER so much one summer, they actually took my parents out of the room and asked me if I was being abused.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 17, 2017 02:00 PM (vg8iE)

421 Too many men in their twenties and early thirties look like wispy wimpy waifs. They look pathetic and pitiful. Repugnant comes to mind.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 02:00 PM (lwiT4)

422 415 Half a fag?



???
Posted by: Yo! at May 17, 2017 01:59 PM (GwIKd)

From "Goodfellas." Someone complains about Tommy, that he's "treating me like I'm half a fag or something." I always thought it was funny.

Posted by: josephistan at May 17, 2017 02:01 PM (7HtZB)

423 417
I was mowing my lawn this past weekend and this kid rode by on his bike.
8 or 9, thereabouts. Had on a helmet, shin pads, and elbow pads. I
understand wanting to protect your kids, but a skinned kneecap or elbow
occasionally is a good thing.

Posted by: Biergood at May 17, 2017 01:53 PM (v8Lx/)





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I had bumps, bruises, large scratches, and cuts all through my
childhood. I thank God I was born at a time when a kid could be a kid.

Posted by: Soona


If you're a boy, you had a stunted boyhood if you made it to jr high without ever having gotten any stitches, tetanus shots, or worn a cast.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 17, 2017 02:01 PM (di1hb)

424 Unless you're in Feudal Japan you should not be wearing a man bun.

Posted by: buzzion at May 17, 2017 02:01 PM (z/Ubi)

425 Let's try this again on the correct thread this time :

Wait, is uptalking what it sounds like? Do young people seem to be constantly asking questions?

Posted by: John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys at May 17, 2017 02:02 PM (fD1ST)

426 Are there ladies somewhere who do find them attractive? That is usually the point behind any male hairstyle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2017 01:59 PM (789OI)


Unfortunately yes. Usually they're millennial girls in urban areas who have an unhealthy interest in instagram.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 17, 2017 02:02 PM (Tnhbr)

427 421 Too many men in their twenties and early thirties look like wispy wimpy waifs. They look pathetic and pitiful. Repugnant comes to mind.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 02:00 PM (lwiT4)

Rush read a story the other day about millennial girls looking to date older men because the men from their age group are wimpy & childish.

Posted by: josephistan at May 17, 2017 02:02 PM (7HtZB)

428 Apparently, Chaffetz has demanded the FBI produce all notes, memos, recordings, files regarding Comey's meetings with Trump, LOL.

He said he has his subpoena pen ready.

He also said if the memo "exists". Sent his demands to McCabe this morning.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 17, 2017 02:02 PM (62eBc)

429 Re: the Obamameter

That story was out years ago, but naturally the MSM ignored it.
IIRC, one of his classmates, a former member of The Runaways(?) wrote about it.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2017 02:02 PM (NOIQH)

430 However, the assumption seems to be that men need to earn a living and
women have someone supporting them [ex husband, boyfriend, parents,
Uncle Sugar], so it's cool.
=====

That used to make my grandmother furious. Grandma worked and grandpa stayed home with kids (severe emphysema WWI vet). She was a quiet woman, but she would really rant on that.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 17, 2017 02:02 PM (MIKMs)

431 Last week I drove up to my daughter's house. Each of the three grands were out in the front yard, sitting in their own tree. Without adult supervision.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 02:02 PM (lwiT4)

432 What's the difference between uptalk & vocal fry?

Posted by: josephistan at May 17, 2017 02:02 PM (7HtZB)

433 Let's try this again on the correct thread this time :

Wait, is uptalking what it sounds like? Do young people seem to be constantly asking questions?
Posted by: John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys at May 17, 2017 02:02 PM (fD1ST)

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Yes.

Drive me nuts.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 02:02 PM (8XRCm)

434 413 Just checked out Drudge; holy cow is he stroking the 'everything is crashing in the WH' memo or what? Dude..
Posted by: IC at May 17, 2017 01:58 PM (a0IVu)

----------------

Unfortunately, I think Drudge has gone #nevertrump. I don't visit his site much anymore.

Posted by: Soona at May 17, 2017 02:02 PM (Fmupd)

435 405 I have a theory about soy and its relation to emasculated boys/men. I don't know if it's valid, but I enjoy having a theory.

Also, no recess, no dodgeball, no tree climbing. Tech toys don't build men.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 01:57 PM (lwiT4)


...and women teachers who say. 'i wish i had a class of all girls'. and chastise boys for anything that would make them a boy. Boys are under assault in elementary schools. Been there as a teacher. Hell the women teachers don't even want male teachers.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 17, 2017 02:03 PM (E8apb)

436 I was in the ER so much one summer, they actually took my parents out of the room and asked me if I was being abused.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 17, 2017 02:00 PM (vg8iE)


We were buying health insurance and the agent asked me if I'd have any surgeries, broken bones, etc.

My wife laughed, and told him she was going to need to add an extra page. Play sports, they're good for you!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 02:03 PM (SRKgf)

437 I'm half female. My mother was a woman.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 17, 2017 02:03 PM (Nwg0u)

438
vocal fry is a noise you make in your throat.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 02:03 PM (8XRCm)

439 Yep. Back in junior high, the first time boys wear
jock straps for gym, we used to try to convince newbies that they were
nose protectors, to be worn with the straps behind the ears.



Good times, good times.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 01:58 PM (SRKgf)



Heh! That reminds me of the time we were all in the station wagon and my baby sister finds my cup among my baseball gear between the seats...puts it over her nose and mouth and says "Look at my mask!"
She loves being reminded of that.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 17, 2017 02:03 PM (jjaLl)

440 425 Let's try this again on the correct thread this time :

Wait, is uptalking what it sounds like? Do young people seem to be constantly asking questions?
Posted by: John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys at May 17, 2017 02:02 PM (fD1ST)

My boss does that. However, he also has a thick eastern Kentucky accent. It is hilarious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2017 02:04 PM (789OI)

441
Rush read a story the other day about millennial girls looking to date older men because the men from their age group are wimpy & childish.
_____________________________________

So, I'm still in the game?

Posted by: Burt Reynolds at May 17, 2017 02:04 PM (4AVeu)

442 431 Last week I drove up to my daughter's house. Each of the three grands were out in the front yard, sitting in their own tree. Without adult supervision.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 02:02 PM (lwiT4)


Thats ridiculous. i hope you called the police.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 17, 2017 02:04 PM (E8apb)

443 Yes.

Drive me nuts.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 02:02 PM (8XRCm)



Me too. I was driving my son and a bunch of his friends when one started doing that, and I told him to knock that shit off.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 02:04 PM (SRKgf)

444
I had bumps, bruises, large scratches, and cuts all through my childhood. I thank God I was born at a time when a kid could be a kid.
Posted by: Soona at May 17, 2017 01:59 PM (Fmupd)



Of course your parents could also take you to the hospital if needed. Now they can't afford to let their kids risk the potential of a trip to the ER for a broken bone from doing some incredibly stupid but awesome at the time bike trick.

Posted by: buzzion at May 17, 2017 02:05 PM (z/Ubi)

445 441
Rush read a story the other day about millennial girls looking to date older men because the men from their age group are wimpy & childish.
_____________________________________

So, I'm still in the game?
Posted by: Burt Reynolds at May 17, 2017 02:04 PM (4AVeu)


I'm doing everything I can.

Posted by: Vaigra at May 17, 2017 02:05 PM (E8apb)

446
I'm half female. My mother was a woman.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 17, 2017 02:03 PM


X marks the spot.

Posted by: Lena's Secret Treasure Map at May 17, 2017 02:06 PM (DMUuz)

447 ...and women teachers who say. 'i wish i had a class
of all girls'. and chastise boys for anything that would make them a
boy. Boys are under assault in elementary schools. Been there as a
teacher. Hell the women teachers don't even want male teachers.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 17, 2017 02:03 PM (E8apb)
=======================

Yep. The five year old goes to a charter school that skews male and focuses on hands-on work-it-out get-on-the-floor learning. He is blossoming.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 02:06 PM (lwiT4)

448 What's the difference between uptalk & vocal fry?

-
Vocal fry, as I understand it, is what actors portraying rich snobs do. Thurston Howell III: "It's so hard to get decent polo pony feed these days."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 17, 2017 02:07 PM (Nwg0u)

449 437 I'm half female. My mother was a woman.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 17, 2017 02:03 PM (Nwg0u)

Yeah, I'm stealing this.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 17, 2017 02:07 PM (E8apb)

450 Yep. The five year old goes to a charter school that skews male and focuses on hands-on work-it-out get-on-the-floor learning. He is blossoming.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 02:06 PM (lwiT4)

Sounds like a good school.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2017 02:07 PM (789OI)

451 432 What's the difference between uptalk & vocal fry?
Posted by: josephistan at May 17, 2017 02:02 PM (7HtZB)



Uptalking is the rising intonation at the end of a declarative sentence that makes it sound like a question.

Vocal fry is harder to explain, but essentially it is talking with minimal exhalation, leading to a gravelly smoker's/ late night jazz DJ type of speech. Think Wolfman Jack speaking at a normal conversational level.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 02:08 PM (SRKgf)

452 My kids' school has a really nice playground with monkey bars they're not allowed to play on, sooo... We spent $1200 on a metal swingset from Sams specifically because it had them.

Posted by: John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys at May 17, 2017 02:08 PM (fD1ST)

453 "IIRC, one of his classmates, a former member of The Runaways(?) wrote about it.


Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2017 02:02 PM (NOIQH) "

Yup, Jackie Fuchs, early member of the band. She's an acquaintance of mine - very liberal but has amazing stories.

Posted by: broseidon, news sleuth and provisional komodo dragon at May 17, 2017 02:08 PM (oZ6kz)

454 448 What's the difference between uptalk & vocal fry?

-
Vocal fry, as I understand it, is what actors portraying rich snobs do. Thurston Howell III: "It's so hard to get decent polo pony feed these days."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 17, 2017 02:07 PM (Nwg0u)

As I understand it, vocal fry is more literally like your vocal chords are frying in peanut oil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2017 02:09 PM (789OI)

455 Nood nood nood dood

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 17, 2017 02:09 PM (9H8W1)

456 >>What's the difference between uptalk vocal fry?


Uptalk is ending every sentence as if it's a question.

Vocal fry is the way that people will talk with a gravelly voice, sometimes drawing out the last syllable - think this is to sound authoritative or knowledgeable?. Kardashians do this, and so does the former Editor of the NYT, Jill whatever. Really, really grating.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2017 02:09 PM (NOIQH)

457 443
Yes.



Drive me nuts.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 02:02 PM (8XRCm)





Me too. I was driving my son and a bunch of his friends when one started doing that, and I told him to knock that shit off.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara




Sometimes, I answer the question. Heh.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 17, 2017 02:09 PM (di1hb)

458 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2017 02:10 PM (789OI)

459
The whole bullying thing too.

There is way more bullying today than when I was a kid. I think its because of "no tolerance" rules and a refusal by educators to make judgements.

I look back at the bullys we had in grade school and junior high..... and without exception, every single one of them got their ass kicked at some point by a decent kid that had had enough.


Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 02:10 PM (8XRCm)

460 >>>7 I do wish Trump would drop his Twitter account, though..

My wife calls all these tweets "unprofessional".. I think she's being kind, personally.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 17, 2017 12:48 PM (so+oy)

But he needs a means of communicating directly and succinctly with the public. And somewhat immediately.

Posted by: m at May 17, 2017 02:11 PM (VgThI)

461 Vocal fry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_LmC-ynqGM

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2017 02:11 PM (SRKgf)

462 Yep. The five year old goes to a charter school that skews male and focuses on hands-on work-it-out get-on-the-floor learning. He is blossoming.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 02:06 PM (lwiT4)


Wonderful Grammie.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 17, 2017 02:12 PM (E8apb)

463 453 "IIRC, one of his classmates, a former member of The Runaways(?) wrote about it.

_______________________________

Love the Runaways.

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-Cherry Bomb!

Posted by: Lawrence Welk at May 17, 2017 02:12 PM (4AVeu)

464 Rush read a story the other day about millennial
girls looking to date older men because the men from their age group are
wimpy childish.

Posted by: josephistan at May 17, 2017 02:02 PM


So you're saying there's still hope, then?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2017 02:14 PM (p+Wdc)

465 I'll take a bullshitter who loves his country for $50 Alex.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 17, 2017 02:14 PM (QtQaN)

466 459
The whole bullying thing too.

There is way more bullying today than when I was a kid. I think its because of "no tolerance" rules and a refusal by educators to make judgements.

I look back at the bullys we had in grade school and junior high..... and without exception, every single one of them got their ass kicked at some point by a decent kid that had had enough.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 02:10 PM (8XRCm)

Yes. This.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 17, 2017 02:15 PM (E8apb)

467 You have extremely immature leadership at your company. Get a new position somewhere if you can.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 17, 2017 01:55 PM
--

Yeah, I've come to that conclusion.

Basically, I have the similar situations in my part time crappy job that is ending in the fall, and my regular freelance gig that I've had for 20 years.,

I really enjoy the freelance gig and generally get along with my boss, but he will never get rid of the narcissist photographer who has been causing problems for years.

I am going to try to completely disengage with the photographer and let someone else (my boss, his assistant, I don't care who) deal with his constant drama, the complaints from third parties about him and his work, his complaints about the company, his gaslighting and, my personal favorite, the suicide threats. Those one come every few years.

It's time to let someone else enjoy the Narcissist Thunderdome.

Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 02:16 PM (BPeNq)

468 I look back at the bullys we had in grade school and junior high..... and without exception, every single one of them got their ass kicked at some point by a decent kid that had had enough.


Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 02:10 PM (8XRCm)

I love going home to see one of the worst from our high school still bagging groceries. Can't even move up to cashier. Buggies and bags for all eternity.

It does a man's heart good.

Posted by: Not Really Gay, Just Thinks Sucking D*ck Would Be Nice Barack H. Obama at May 17, 2017 02:16 PM (fD1ST)

469 Darned sock.

Posted by: John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys at May 17, 2017 02:17 PM (fD1ST)

470 re the wimps, I'll bring up the mother and child I saw on this town a week ago, where mom dressed the boy up in a shirt saying "sushi rolls not gender roles". the boy was seven.

the kid is not going to enjoy life under the benevolent rule of Lord Humongous.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 17, 2017 02:18 PM (ngT9v)

471 Apparently, Chaffetz has demanded the FBI produce
all notes, memos, recordings, files regarding Comey's meetings with
Trump, LOL.



He said he has his subpoena pen ready.



He also said if the memo "exists". Sent his demands to McCabe this morning.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 17, 2017 02:02 PM (62eBc)

Now the important question is, is he jumping on the ZOHMYGOD IMPEACH bandwagon or is he trying to cut said bandwagon off at the knees.


Cause if the latter, a simple "my Democratic collegues need to get serious about governing instead of getting lost in the ridiculous fevered swamp of Trumperism" would have sufficed. Cause even if Comey's passive-aggressive charge was true in every detail, Trump still did nothing wrong (nor, seemingly did Flynn as much as I thought he was a bad choice).

Posted by: redbanzai at May 17, 2017 02:18 PM (f5uaD)

472 Rush read a story the other day about millennial girls looking to date older men because the men from their age group are wimpy & childish.




As always, follow the money.
Men from their age group have none.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2017 02:19 PM (aMV0K)

473 0berry Davis talking about being full of shit!

Posted by: Dave of Dodge at May 17, 2017 02:21 PM (bG/5x)

474 It takes a village of radicals to raze a Constitution.

Posted by: Hillary's First Draft at May 17, 2017 02:22 PM (uz/Pv)

475 466
459

The whole bullying thing too.



There is way more bullying today than when I was a kid. I think its
because of "no tolerance" rules and a refusal by educators to make
judgements.



I look back at the bullys we had in grade school and junior
high..... and without exception, every single one of them got their ass
kicked at some point by a decent kid that had had enough.



Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 02:10 PM (8XRCm)



Yes. This.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob


Concur.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 17, 2017 02:23 PM (di1hb)

476 However, the assumption seems to be that men need to earn a living and women have someone supporting them [ex husband, boyfriend, parents, Uncle Sugar], so it's cool.

Yes, I know that's insane.


Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017

=====

Shibumi, I have noticed the same thing. As a female who has NEVER had male financial input (even when married), this drives me up a tree.

Posted by: Useta Lurk, but now who knows? at May 17, 2017 02:34 PM (jVlNS)

477 Lefty, by definition, MUST project.
#YouCanKeepYourDoctor
#YouDidn'tBuildThat

Posted by: Taqyia2Me - Deplorubus Unum at May 17, 2017 02:38 PM (Ftuf+)

478 PDT was only joking when he dismissed the other 2 men present and asked Comey to end the Flynn investigation
That Donny is such a prankster !!

Posted by: Him at May 17, 2017 02:43 PM (74K4t)

479 The US stepped into Obama, now is when we scrape it off our boots.

Posted by: KentAllard at May 17, 2017 02:43 PM (TQw9b)

480 this isn't even news..."after years of hectoring"????????

This is someone displaying their hallucinations.

Trump's a bit of a glad hander and he had nice things to say about obama. He's a bit of a bullshitter when it comes to playing nice. True. But this is not a global statement being made by obama and the reporter is comparing trump and obama's statements against the voices in his head, not against reality.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at May 17, 2017 02:43 PM (g9A94)

481 Barack sounds pissed off and a tad jealous. Works for me.

Posted by: gracepc at May 17, 2017 03:09 PM (OU4q6)

482 I thought he was King Bullshit.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2017 03:11 PM (HgMAr)

483 Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2017 12:51 PM (8XRCm)


I'm not. He is a shallow and hollow man. Appearance is everything. The dirty work is left to the thugs.

Also Totus Obama is neither fast or few with his words. Twitter would never work for him.

Posted by: gracepc at May 17, 2017 03:14 PM (OU4q6)

484 Ah Barack. Coming from a Master Bullshitter like Bullshit Barry, that's rich.

You would do yourself and us a favor if you simply went away--say to a jungle retreat in the Solomon Islands and stayed there incognito for the next 50 years.

Posted by: Old White Male at May 17, 2017 05:33 PM (Sda6L)

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