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Buck:
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joe mannix:
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MisHum:
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Saturday Morning Weird News Dump
Saturday morning. Wow, where did the week go?
- You're going to need more than a taco to get out of a felony. Or so I've been told.
- Pedestrians!!
- Some people are just Big Dicks.
- Boobs. What won't they get?
- Vegan leather. What the hell?
- Get off my lawn with those damn Rompers.
- Atrophy or gun shot? It's your decision.
- Part of me says Yeah. The other part says throw a damn pizza party instead.
- A fool and his money are soon parted. And his wife leaves.
- Some people have too much time on their hands.
- My guess? He did it for the kids.
Just a few things for you to mull over. Enjoy these or any other topics you may have in this open thread. Management wishes you don't run with sharp objects, don't talk with your mouth full and that you play nice with the others. In other words, have fun but be nice. Have a great weekend!!!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2017 08:14 AM (i2KAN)
Posted by: HH at May 20, 2017 08:14 AM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2017 08:15 AM (i2KAN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2017 08:15 AM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2017 08:16 AM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: JAS at May 20, 2017 08:16 AM (EX4Wr)
Posted by: BignJames at May 20, 2017 08:19 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: Bwana Dik at May 20, 2017 08:20 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: IP at May 20, 2017 08:21 AM (EKqeu)
Here's hoping they solve my next big fashion problem, socks. I've already written the ad - "Don't you hate it when you can't find that matching sock? Wouldn't it be nice to have ONE sock for both feet? Well now there is!" (cue a bunch of RompHim wearing dudes hopping around like the gayest bunnies you've ever seen)
Posted by: mx4 at May 20, 2017 08:21 AM (Cecw2)
In prison, ideally.
Posted by: Aunt Luna at May 20, 2017 08:22 AM (Zd2ZF)
Posted by: Bwana Dik at May 20, 2017 08:22 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: BignJames at May 20, 2017 08:23 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 08:23 AM (oVJmc)
Let me guess ... ¡Jeb!
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2017 08:23 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 20, 2017 08:24 AM (HTdUD)
This makes sense.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 20, 2017 08:24 AM (n5625)
'Dull, Unappealing Woman Desperately Seeks Some Gimmick to Make Herself More Interesting'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 08:24 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 08:25 AM (J+eG2)
http://tinyurl.com/myy4mnm
Posted by: mx4 at May 20, 2017 08:25 AM (Cecw2)
Posted by: IP at May 20, 2017 08:26 AM (EKqeu)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2017 08:26 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2017 08:27 AM (sdi6R)
Damn...now that's visual.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 08:29 AM (J+eG2)
Good on him. Now lets round up the killers dad that trolled him, I'm sure some nice people would like a word with him.
Posted by: IP at May 20, 2017 08:30 AM (EKqeu)
More children's wear for so called adults. Let's just get it over with and come out with a line of 30 and under under-roos so you can make a boom boom on the go and mommy will clean you up later after you meet your friends for milk and yum yums.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2017 08:31 AM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 08:31 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2017 08:31 AM (ty7RM)
Damn...now that's visual.
..........
You forgot the man bun.
Posted by: Molly k. at May 20, 2017 08:32 AM (9H4KE)
Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 08:34 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 08:31 AM (oVJmc)
I still have my Pet Rock.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2017 08:34 AM (sdi6R)
Got me on that one.
Do they make the Lumbersexual RompHims?
Flannel in a plaid pattern.
Goes with a beard, man bun and timberlands
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 08:34 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2017 08:34 AM (sEDyY)
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2017 08:27 AM (sdi6R)
That and "shower thoughts."
One more reference, and it might as well be Buzzfeed or Failblog.
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 20, 2017 08:35 AM (ez4la)
Here's hoping they solve my next big fashion problem, socks. I've already written the ad - "Don't you hate it when you can't find that matching sock? Wouldn't it be nice to have ONE sock for both feet? Well now there is!" (cue a bunch of RompHim wearing dudes hopping around like the gayest bunnies you've ever seen)
Posted by: mx4 at May 20, 2017 08:21 AM (Cecw2)
A subject I have been steadfastly avoiding all week, but you gotta give Teh Cruz much credit for trolling the idiots...
So, a question I really don't want to have to contemplate, but apparently have: What about when the fella has to poop? Does he have to take the whole damn thing off and poop nude, or are there snaps on the bottom, like a baby's?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2017 08:35 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: IC at May 20, 2017 08:36 AM (gcme+)
Depends
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 08:36 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2017 08:37 AM (gDqaC)
Two observations:
1) A drink and drug-fueled surgeon with rage issues is exactly who I want operating on me. Exactly.
I hope we can import her over to the states.
2) i guess Tinder really is a big thing cuz she's pretty and should be pretty much able to go out with anyone she wanted to...
...well, except for the whole drink and drug-fueled rage issue....
Anywho, I thought Tinder was a more of a dealio for homely guys and gals to get their bone on,
cuz if you've got something on the ball or good looks, dates are not that hard to come by.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2017 08:37 AM (9q7Dl)
This, too is the story of Bruce Jenner.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2017 08:37 AM (vRcUp)
Probably. One time my sister and I went for a ride in our uncle's Corvair convertible. He got it up to 100. There was a basket of laundry in the back seat, and clothes started flying out. We both dove on top of it. Seatbelts? Pshaw.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2017 08:38 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2017 08:38 AM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Colin at May 20, 2017 08:39 AM (hooDH)
Poop nude dude... if the ettes were to, you know, poop, they'd tell ya I'm sure
Posted by: IP at May 20, 2017 08:39 AM (EKqeu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2017 08:39 AM (gDqaC)
Flannel in a plaid pattern.
Goes with a beard, man bun and timberlands
They're already making RompHims for bikers. Comes with a helmet and some leg protection to prevent road rash.
http://tinyurl.com/k8zxvzw
Posted by: mx4 at May 20, 2017 08:39 AM (Cecw2)
Posted by: IC
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That was interesting, wasn't it? I think the prince (?) caught the "Ignore my wife at your own risk dickweasel" vibe.
Good on The Donald.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2017 08:40 AM (tr2D7)
Posted by: IC
The power of fracking. Now that the USA has the Saud family over the barrel, so to speak, it's amazing how 'flexible' they are.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 20, 2017 08:41 AM (HTdUD)
I've had it, and it's something people get when they are older. An abrupt change in position, like from the vertical to the horizontal, can set it off.
What happens is that there are these little crystals in the inner ear, inside that bit that looks like a conch shell (damned if I can remember what it's called), that regulate your sense of balance. When you get older, sometimes when you do a sudden change in position, those crystals can come unstuck and start floating around inside your inner ear, and BAM, instant vertigo. And yes, it's bad, the whole room-is-spinning, nausea, the works.
But, there is a sort of positional head exercise you can do that will usually clear it right up. Any good ear specialist should be able to show you how to do it.
Only thing is, if that's the problem, he will remain prone to a recurrence. So watch out for and avoid doing any rapid changes in position, particularly from the vertical to horizontal.
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - No-Longer-Deplorable Source of all SMODs at May 20, 2017 08:41 AM (T1H5V)
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Depends
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 08:36 AM (J+eG2)
Depends on wha.... ohhhhh, I get it!
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2017 08:41 AM (Pz4pT)
Thanks..
no..
Really.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 08:42 AM (J+eG2)
The power of fracking. Now that the USA has the Saud family over the barrel, so to speak, it's amazing how 'flexible' they are.
More than that, it's a President that isn't gonna be their willing bitch.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 08:42 AM (oVJmc)
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Whoa!
Dude, not me. Shoot the Brain.
He's the guy coming up with this half-assed idea.
Posted by: That Guy's Penis at May 20, 2017 08:42 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2017 08:42 AM (ty7RM)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2017 08:35 AM (Pz4pT)
Pretty sure any dude wearing a RompHim can just open wide and relax.
Posted by: mx4 at May 20, 2017 08:42 AM (Cecw2)
Poop nude dude... if the ettes were to, you know, poop, they'd tell ya I'm sure
Posted by: IP at May 20, 2017 08:39 AM (EKqeu)
Ladies don't poop. I know this. The science is settled.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2017 08:43 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2017 08:43 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 08:44 AM (oVJmc)
And "Ettes don't fart or sweat either.
Amazing person...the "Ette.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 08:44 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2017 08:42 AM (ty7RM)
So we're getting RompHims instead of shirts?
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2017 08:45 AM (sdi6R)
Aren't most humans wearing rompers still wearing diapers too?
Posted by: BignJames at May 20, 2017 08:45 AM (x9c8r)
Because that wasn't the dude. It was a picture of a similar costume.
Which makes me wonder how many guys in the UK are walking around dressed as giant dicks.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2017 08:45 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2017 08:46 AM (gDqaC)
Posted by: Jack Nicholson at May 20, 2017 08:46 AM (nHbAq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2017 08:47 AM (gDqaC)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 20, 2017 08:47 AM (MINbv)
It's comments like this that make intermittent fasting such an easily achievable goal.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2017 08:48 AM (ty7RM)
I've read posts where you comment that you'd like to begin dressing a bit more like the dignified men of the past, and I thought of you when I saw this. Penney's has dress shirts for $7.50 with a promo code listed at the top of the screen.
http://www.jcpenney.com/g/mens-dress-shirts-ties/
N-bwo3yD1nopel
It's not too tough to immediately begin dressing nicer, and people (especially women, it seems) will notice. Just imagine moving up a notch. Start wearing izods where you would once wear t-shirts, button down shirts where you considered izods, and suits where you used to wear button downs. Add a $75 sport coat for the free shipping and you've got a nice ensemble ready to go.
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 20, 2017 08:48 AM (fD1ST)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2017 08:35 AM (Pz4pT)
A business suggestion....Get your Chinese clothing manufacture to make rompers with a trap door in the back, velco to keep it closed....problem solved.
Posted by: Colin at May 20, 2017 08:49 AM (hooDH)
Kung fu master uses genitals to pull bus down street
I guess it's like his sensei always taught him: do what you love, and the money will follow.
Posted by: mx4 at May 20, 2017 08:49 AM (Cecw2)
Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2017 08:50 AM (TNQMS)
Dude starts hauling barges around, and it will give new meaning to 'Tug Job"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 08:50 AM (J+eG2)
I was riding on the campus bus and all the girls looked great, put together, made up, on a midweek afternoon. The dudes were unshowered and wearing gym shorts almost to a man.
I'm down with the suit.
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at May 20, 2017 08:51 AM (nXCp4)
Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2017 08:51 AM (ie8tB)
I got stopped in a speed trap near Ottawa by the RCMPs. When the mountie told me I was driving 30 kilometers over the speed limit, I said, "Oh, damn! KILOMETERS per hour!!"
He wasn't amused.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2017 08:52 AM (ty7RM)
Don't dress for the job you have.
Dress for the job you want.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 08:52 AM (J+eG2)
Kung fu master uses genitals to pull bus down street
I guess it's like his sensei always taught him: do what you love, and the money will follow.
_____
True story: Ron Jeremy once used his genitals to push a bus down a street.
Choose your hero wisely.
Posted by: mx4 at May 20, 2017 08:52 AM (Cecw2)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2017 08:45 AM (/tuJf)
Send'em some of those idiots in pussy hats to complete the set.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 20, 2017 08:53 AM (n5625)
Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2017 08:53 AM (TNQMS)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 20, 2017 08:54 AM (MINbv)
Dress for the job you want.
What job would require you to wear a Romphim?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2017 08:54 AM (/tuJf)
How 'bout a quick game of Fox and Hounds.
One dude in a Pussy Hat being chased by a group of guys in Dick costumes.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 08:54 AM (J+eG2)
The full fashioned orange leather skirt balances everything out. Also, nice to see a FLotUS rocking high heels regularly. Moochelle wore flats typically, and walked like a linebacker.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2017 08:55 AM (ty7RM)
77 70 At the "Pedestrians!!" link I saw this story
Kung fu master uses genitals to pull bus down street
I guess it's like his sensei always taught him: do what you love, and the money will follow.
_____
True story: Ron Jeremy once used his genitals to push a bus down a street.
Choose your hero wisely.
Posted by: mx4 at May 20, 2017 08:52 AM (Cecw2)
She said "doesn't mean anything if it wasn't in park," rolled over, and went back to sleep.
Posted by: mx4 at May 20, 2017 08:55 AM (Cecw2)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 20, 2017 08:55 AM (x3uSY)
We could see
Why don't you romp with me little girl
Who even needs to poop or pee
Posted by: Fritz's romphim soundtrack at May 20, 2017 08:55 AM (nXCp4)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2017 08:45 AM (/tuJf)
Have you seen how judges and prosecutors dress in court?
Posted by: BignJames at May 20, 2017 08:56 AM (x9c8r)
The story I liked was the one about the dude trying to shoot his penis off...
They say he will have to undergo a competency hearing.
I totally agree.
He fired four shots at his willy from incredibly close range and missed all four times!
That man doesn't know how to handle a (his) gun.
Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at May 20, 2017 08:56 AM (HPNqc)
Posted by: Kinko Witch at May 20, 2017 08:56 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: One Eyed Harry, The Nordictrac Slayer at May 20, 2017 08:56 AM (ty7RM)
I'm fairly certain that's been done before...
But if not, well, that's an opportunity for stardom...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 20, 2017 08:56 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 08:56 AM (J+eG2)
you obviously haven't met the VP of Business Development at my job
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 20, 2017 08:56 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2017 08:55 AM (ty7RM)
You mean Michael Obama?
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at May 20, 2017 08:57 AM (nXCp4)
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2017 08:45 AM
You want shirts (and, let's be honest, chaps).
You'll settle for RompHims.
You'll get Yoko.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2017 08:57 AM (sHZuR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 08:58 AM (J+eG2)
Don't dress for the job you have.
Dress for the job you want.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 08:52 AM (J+eG2)
Ha.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2017 08:58 AM (ZTRlp)
Do Kink Witches listen to a lot of Ray Davies music?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2017 08:58 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 20, 2017 08:58 AM (MINbv)
On Duty and a tad bored...I am got most of my FY 17 work done just last week so I am now coasting...Just the way I like it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 08:59 AM (JxMir)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 20, 2017 08:59 AM (RuyTK)
That man doesn't know how to handle a (his) gun."
Nah...
Dude has a Ninja dick.
They're quick.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 08:59 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
=========
When Melania put her hand on Michael Obama's back at the Inauguration, someone here said:
"Looks like a dove landing on a dumpster."
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2017 08:59 AM (ZQpd0)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 20, 2017 09:00 AM (MINbv)
I'm fairly certain that's been done before...
But if not, well, that's an opportunity for stardom...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 20, 2017 08:56 AM (MINbv)
I saw Pussy Hat open for Biggus Dickus in '98
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2017 09:00 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2017 09:00 AM (ty7RM)
A bus with the engine in back? That's called a "pusher."
And, a leading brand of those, back in The Day? "FlXible."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 20, 2017 09:00 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 09:01 AM (JxMir)
Posted by: ER doctor removing things from Hope Solo's butt at May 20, 2017 09:02 AM (vRcUp)
He wore mostly a full length one piece tights.
Legs covered, or speedo's.
But not shorts
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 09:02 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 20, 2017 09:02 AM (fD1ST)
My money's on Rinse Pubis.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
Yes, the clues seem to be mounting.
In the East Room, with a candlestick.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 20, 2017 09:03 AM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 09:03 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 20, 2017 09:02 AM (fD1ST)
Best way to get around that: type it out in a word document, then copy and paste.
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at May 20, 2017 09:04 AM (nXCp4)
Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2017 09:04 AM (ie8tB)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 09:05 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 20, 2017 09:05 AM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 09:06 AM (J+eG2)
My money's on Rinse Pubis.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2017 09:00 AM (ty7RM)
Nah most of it is coming from Fredo holdovers and the deep state civil employees and intel people who hate PDT.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 09:06 AM (JxMir)
Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 09:06 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 08:59 AM
Is there no BUDIVERS (a wholly-owned subsidiary of BUPERS) training you should take or review?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2017 09:07 AM (sHZuR)
Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 09:06 AM (BO/km)
Call me, I'll talk you thru it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 09:07 AM (JxMir)
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 20, 2017 09:07 AM (fD1ST)
This idea that the left is winning the culture war, or they're transforming America, is mostly based on their own inability to see anything that isn't published in their media products. Just like with thus past week's Trump media storm, based on their breathless reporting of their own breathless reporting.
It's just a group of New York faggots very publicly taking to themselves.
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at May 20, 2017 09:07 AM (nXCp4)
get ahold of Nevergiveup.
he just posted that he's not doing anything right now.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 09:07 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2017 09:08 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2017 09:07 AM (sHZuR)
Actually I AM the Director of Training! LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 09:08 AM (JxMir)
Trump called Comey a "nut job" and "crazy."
A few nights ago on Fox, Tray Gowdy said there was "classified information that viewers were not aware of" to explain why Comey let Hillary off the hook.
Classified??
Uh....
OK....do we have another sex scandal in the wings?
Posted by: X at May 20, 2017 09:08 AM (WiPBb)
Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 09:06 AM (BO/km)
Pliers, bit vise-grips work better.
Posted by: BignJames at May 20, 2017 09:09 AM (x9c8r)
A suit on a Saturday morning to take your kids to the skating rink is a bit much, but a button down and a sport coat and you'll notice the MILFs with their t-shirted husbands checking you out.
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 20, 2017 09:10 AM (fD1ST)
Let me do the "You may feel a little pinch" thing when you start shoving in the needle with the novocain. I want to be on the giving end of that little joke for a change.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2017 09:10 AM (/tuJf)
The media are not a charity or a scientific endeavor--immune to monetary pressure and determined only to find the truth.
They are not selling those ads because they are telling the truth.
What makes you think they are telling the truth now?
Also, their audience really doesn't care if they're telling the truth either.
They want the lies, they need the lies.
Because the truth would mean they were--and are--wrong. About Trump, about Hillary, about everything.
They want the lies, they need the lies. And the media is happy to sell it to them.
You should not be a customer.
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2017 09:10 AM (ZQpd0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 09:10 AM (JxMir)
Ow, dude, that was my gall bladder!
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2017 09:10 AM (mkDpn)
You must be ashore. Always a zone inspection or a PMS spot-check to do underway.
Maybe you can craft (in your mind only) an AoSHQ style GMT topic for training the Woke.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2017 09:11 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: IC -----
Exactly. We have our own culture and traditions. And one of them is that American Presidents do not bow before Kings.
Posted by: Tomorrow's Post 1.0 at May 20, 2017 09:11 AM (QtQaN)
Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 09:11 AM (BO/km)
George Galloway, Prince Charles...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 09:12 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2017 09:12 AM (J+Qkj)
A suit on a Saturday morning to take your kids to the skating rink is a bit much, but a button down and a sport coat and you'll notice the MILFs with their t-shirted husbands checking you out.
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 20, 2017 09:10 AM (fD1ST)
Tell me about it. I've been getting all sorts of attention from the ladies since I started wearing my giant penis costume instead of my Hillary 2016 t-shirts.
Posted by: mx4 at May 20, 2017 09:12 AM (Cecw2)
http://www.jcpenney.com/g/mens-dress-shirts-ties/
N-bwo3yD1nopel
It's not too tough to immediately begin dressing nicer, and people (especially women, it seems) will notice. Just imagine moving up a notch. Start wearing izods where you would once wear t-shirts, button down shirts where you considered izods, and suits where you used to wear button downs. Add a $75 sport coat for the free shipping and you've got a nice ensemble ready to go.
I want a hunting shirt.
http://tinyurl.com/kcrj6jo
Posted by: Grey Fox at May 20, 2017 09:12 AM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2017 09:10 AM (/tuJf)
yeah we laugh out asses off at that one also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 09:13 AM (JxMir)
Play stupid games
Win stupid prizes
http://tinyurl.com/k8nu5oh
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Or, feel good story of the day.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2017 09:13 AM (vRcUp)
It's what I've always knows as a synonym for sport coat.
B L A Z E R
Will get your post rejected.
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 20, 2017 09:13 AM (fD1ST)
Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 09:11 AM (BO/km)
Might wanna get the vise-grips on the tooth before the vodka.
Posted by: BignJames at May 20, 2017 09:13 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 09:13 AM (IDPbH)
Had Varney on yesterday. He had a guest on that said our gov'mt has switched roles. The Judiciary have become legislators and the legislators have become the judiciary. It's actually true and scares the shit out of me.
Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2017 09:13 AM (ie8tB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 09:10 AM (JxMir)
Barry could have been a cannibal and the MFM would have praised him for it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2017 09:14 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: gm at May 20, 2017 09:14 AM (jwxZQ)
Maybe you can craft (in your mind only) an AoSHQ style GMT topic for training the Woke.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2017 09:11 AM (u82oZ)
Yup, Shore Duty...But I can see the Water only about 100 Yards away.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 09:14 AM (JxMir)
Holy crap.
It's what I've always knows as a synonym for sport coat.
B L A Z E R
Will get your post rejected.
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 20, 2017 09:13 AM (fD1ST)
That name is the same as a former poster...who went a tad off the rails. His name is banned....
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2017 09:15 AM (Enq6K)
Two guys who could work a sport jacket:
Jed Clampett
Herman Munster
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 09:16 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 09:13 AM (IDPbH)
Yes that also...Much of this stuff is made up from non-stories and repackaged as news.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 09:16 AM (JxMir)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 20, 2017 09:16 AM (5dOnv)
So how many cobs dress in hobo skins like our beloved ewok?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 20, 2017 09:00 AM (MINbv)
All of us, and we are quite the sight to see at the weekly staff meetings and happy hour.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2017 09:16 AM (ZTRlp)
Perhaps it's a good time for a complete review of the state of Ensign (jg) "George" 's collateral assignments?
To quote a line from Beetlejuice, "That could be, uh, very time consuming."
;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2017 09:16 AM (sHZuR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 09:10 AM (JxMir)
You mean when he tried to interfere and influence the Israeli election by funding opposition groups?
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 09:17 AM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 20, 2017 09:17 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2017 09:17 AM (u82oZ)
I've only been around for about three or four years, so I'm guessing that was before my time. Or at least memory.
I like this place, but having your common-use username permanently banned from the mu.nu would be a pretty neat honor in it's own way, too.
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 20, 2017 09:17 AM (fD1ST)
OH NOES!! How insulting to Saudi Arabia
When Mrs. Obama visited with her husband in January 2015, her flouting of the custom was seen by some as a sign of disrespect to her hosts. One notable difference in the official agendas of the Obamas and Trumps: Human rights and women's rights.
She how different? When Aunt Esther did it, she was pretending to stick up for wymyn's rights
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2017 09:17 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 20, 2017 09:18 AM (fD1ST)
Posted by: gm at May 20, 2017 09:18 AM (jwxZQ)
Posted by: mx4 at May 20, 2017 09:12 AM (Cecw2)
FIFY
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2017 09:18 AM (ZTRlp)
Classified??
Uh....
OK....do we have another sex scandal in the wings?
Posted by: X
Sounds like some kind of glib rationalization to me.
I forget, who do our elected officials actually work for?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 20, 2017 09:19 AM (S6Pax)
Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 09:19 AM (BO/km)
I've never pulled a tooth since childhood, but I do remember two women putting some sort of medieval device on my head when I had my wisdom teeth pulled. I was hoping to wake up from the anesthetic with my pants on backwards and dehydrated, but no such luck.
Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2017 09:19 AM (TNQMS)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2017 09:19 AM (vRcUp)
And the Executive has become the legislators via regulation.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 09:19 AM (oVJmc)
Play stupid games
Win stupid prizes
http://tinyurl.com/k8nu5oh
=========
Holy crap.
We're not just talking about the shit that got what he deserved--the whole family is stupid and evil.
Everybody is lying--the witnesses, the cops, everybody.
Mamma doesn't get a break 'cause her baby is dead--it's clear mamma was proud that her son was a thug.
"Afterward, relatives yelled at police and reporters -- for telling
lies, for leaving the body on the ground, for having shot the boy in the
first place, for locking up black men but not white men.
Police
tried to divert traffic around the area, though drivers ignored lights
or drove the wrong way in oncoming lanes when no cars were there, so
they could get through."
Jeez.
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2017 09:19 AM (ZQpd0)
OH NOES!! How insulting to Saudi Arabia
The guy with a towel on his head doesn't seem to mind.
Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2017 09:20 AM (ie8tB)
True tale - the Beloved by Brits NHS cut down on their dental coverage, so much so that do it yourself dentistry has actually become a thing over there (search engine for yourself). There are some vids...
Thank goodness that could never happen here...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 20, 2017 09:21 AM (MINbv)
I
like this place, but having your common-use username permanently banned
from the mu.nu would be a pretty neat honor in it's own way, too.
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 20, 2017 09:17 AM (fD1ST)
Yeah, it was about 10 years ago. I've seen people use 'a SUV made by Chevy' to convey that name.
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2017 09:22 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 09:06 AM (BO/km)
Sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJmCWx_yPsg
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2017 09:22 AM (sdi6R)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/mvvwt2c
(sorry, no interesting pictures)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2017 09:22 AM (mkDpn)
Posted by: Chigger Fleast May 20, 2017 09:18 AM (fD1ST)
You could always spell it 'blaser '. The immediate correction posts, sarcastic posts and are you a dumbass posts will only last for a minute or two.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 09:22 AM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 09:19 AM>>>
I don't think it's really accurate to consider millions of bureaucrats that do not serve at the pleasure of the president part of the executive branch. They are more like the deep state overlord branch.
Posted by: gm at May 20, 2017 09:22 AM (jwxZQ)
Let me do the "You may feel a little pinch" thing when you start shoving in the needle with the novocain. I want to be on the giving end of that little joke for a change.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2017 09:10 AM (/tuJf)
Direct your ass to dental school.
Four years later you can say it every single day!.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2017 09:22 AM (9q7Dl)
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 20, 2017 09:10 AM
I'll pass on being checked out by the t-shirted husbands, I think.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2017 09:23 AM (sHZuR)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 20, 2017 09:23 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: mx4 at May 20, 2017 09:12 AM (Cecw2)
FIFY
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2017 09:18 AM (ZTRlp)
That costume works too, but not quite as well, I've found. When I wear my vagina outfit I do get the looks, but also people walk up to me and start calling me a RINO and saying they'll never vote for me again. I don't understand it.
Each is a step up from my old outfit.
Posted by: mx4 at May 20, 2017 09:23 AM (Cecw2)
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my father's 3rd grade teacher so you know how long she was at this gig, would pull the loose tooth of any kid who wanted. She was very skilled at this and it became sort of a badge of honor.
She also carried a yardstick with which she inflicted terrible punishment (a warp on the knuckles or butt) to unruly, mini-terrorists with the full approval of our parents. They'd lock her up today.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2017 09:24 AM (/tuJf)
So the Saudis will use their oil money to buy US weapons and fight the bad guys, and maybe form a Middle East NATO? Is that the plan? I guess we should check with Jared/Soros to see where the big money is investing.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 20, 2017 09:24 AM (TmCOq)
Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 09:19 AM (BO/km)
depends...do you plane to wash it down with Jack Daniels?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 09:25 AM (JxMir)
America's energy industry: doing the job the striped-pants weenies in the State Department won't do.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2017 09:25 AM (Ph66j)
grade teacher so you know how long she was at this gig, would pull the
loose tooth of any kid who wanted. She was very skilled at this and it
became sort of a badge of honor.
She also carried a yardstick with which she inflicted terrible
punishment (a warp on the knuckles or butt) to unruly, mini-terrorists
with the full approval of our parents. They'd lock her up today.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2017 09:24 AM (/tuJf)
Pfffft.....I had Dominican nuns. They'd pull teeth that weren't loose.
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2017 09:25 AM (Enq6K)
I'd rather that instead of the three holed paddle of death my grade school teacher had. I never realized I was in a S&M club when I was a kid.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 09:26 AM (IDPbH)
*****
I think he jerked those first couple shots.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2017 09:28 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2017 09:28 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2017 09:29 AM (ie8tB)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2017 09:17 AM (u82oZ)
Yeah, well being in The Reserves, it is mostly shore duty because of the length of time for most Orders. HOWEVER we are now the designated the Official Reserve pool for the USNS Comfort so that is about to change
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 09:29 AM (JxMir)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2017 09:30 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2017 09:30 AM (LTHVh)
The guy who greets at the airport is s nobody of course no bowing
Posted by: Him at May 20, 2017 09:31 AM (NHGBs)
It's all a part of the emasculating and infantilizing of our youth, particularly males.
Colleges have changed in my lifetime from a place of academic rigor and a place to grow and become independent to institutions were young adults are brainwashed and indoctrinated in right thinking and social justice complete with safe places and coloring books and now androgynous and children's clothing.
Getting harder and harder to see the difference between a college and a pre-school.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2017 09:32 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Him at May 20, 2017 09:31 AM (NHGBs)
the KING met him but again...nice try...now go get your shine box
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 09:33 AM (JxMir)
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2017 09:33 AM (sdi6R)
*****
Easy. The pre-schoolers wear their porkpie hats without the slightest trace of irony.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2017 09:35 AM (wPiJc)
When we got home with a cooler full of perch, we couldn't wait to tell mom and dad "Oh boy, we had a blast, and Grandpa went 110 on the highway with the top down and it was fun!!!" Mom was not happy.
Posted by: Cowboyneal at May 20, 2017 09:36 AM (NVIvy)
Not counting crocs, what's the latest trend for footwear? Asking for a frenemy.
Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2017 09:36 AM (TNQMS)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2017 09:39 AM (wPiJc)
My friends, I've run out of ideas on how to attack Donald Trump and the weekend political programs are calling to book my appearance. Any ideas?
Posted by: John McStain at May 20, 2017 09:40 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2017 09:23 AM (sHZuR)
--
Which skating rink?
Posted by: President "Why Do All These Gay Men Keep Expecting Me to Suck Their Cocks More Than Once" Obama at May 20, 2017 09:40 AM (fD1ST)
"Yeah, it was about 10 years ago. "
Damn. I've been here wayyyy too long.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 20, 2017 09:23 AM (MINbv)
I know, right?! Imagine what we could have accomplished if we hadn't been sitting here for 10+ years reading posts/comments.
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2017 09:41 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2017 09:44 AM (KP5rU)
-------
Just take aspirin. After awhile, it will come on by itself.
Posted by: A. Stoic Lee at May 20, 2017 09:45 AM (0bOdy)
Posted by: A. Stoic Lee at May 20, 2017 09:46 AM (0bOdy)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2017 09:46 AM (KP5rU)
That's not a "boob belt."
That's a WWE Championship belt.
Not the same thing at all.
It's...a Trump thing.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 20, 2017 09:46 AM (H5rtT)
Donald Trump and the weekend political programs are calling to book my
appearance. Any ideas?
Posted by: John McStain at May 20, 2017 09:40 AM (HTdUD)
Self Seppuku?
Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2017 09:46 AM (ie8tB)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 09:48 AM (IDPbH)
She's now home after freshman year and is a sullen reclusive shadow whose crap/merde/baggage has closed off the other half of my garage, while continually arguing with the wife/mother. Wife wonders why I hide in my "office".
Posted by: Captain Ned at May 20, 2017 09:49 AM (WI6nT)
Now, now. Let's have some respect for the decorum of these chambers.
Posted by: John McStain at May 20, 2017 09:49 AM (HTdUD)
I might not have been screwed out of two patents by my signing a non-disclosure agreement with my former employer. Or being hired by my former employer's competitor by signing a noncompete agreement.
Eh, life is good.
Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2017 09:49 AM (TNQMS)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 09:48 AM (IDPbH)
Yeah but used improperly, and that is how most people use them, they can cause more problems than they solve. So be careful with those
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 09:50 AM (JxMir)
You as crew in USNS Comfort (T-AH 20). Hmmm.
I heard some stories about duty in Comfort. Protect yourself.
I was OinC in a USNS ship back in the day. I have stories too. . OPSEC.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2017 09:51 AM (u82oZ)
I have them only in the event of a zombie attack. Otherwise I will seek out your profession.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 09:51 AM (IDPbH)
I heard some stories about duty in Comfort. Protect yourself.
I was OinC in a USNS ship back in the day. I have stories too. . OPSEC.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2017 09:51 AM (u82oZ)
LOL.. I am always careful.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 09:52 AM (JxMir)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 09:53 AM (oVJmc)
http://tinyurl.com/mu5kcmg
At least the kid had a helmet on.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 09:53 AM (J+eG2)
People look at you funny when you admit to owning a surgical stapler.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2017 09:53 AM (mkDpn)
I've found that an aspirin pill, placed directly over the gum in the area closest to the offending tooth will reduce the inflammation and about 95% of the pain.
That's the pro.
The con is that it tastes like shit.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 20, 2017 09:53 AM (HTdUD)
Or the feminization of white males. Women are supposed to get more masculine and blacks can join gangs or Black Lives Matter. Trayvon and Brown were made heroes, both were drug thugs. Illegals are protected in sanctuary cities where they run drugs and behead the opposition.
An accountant woman back in the early 80's told me "you white males are under attack" and was rather adamant about it. I wasn't political much back then, but many saw the writing on the wall. We may have lost a generation or two ... but some deplorables escaped the indoctrination.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 20, 2017 09:55 AM (TmCOq)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 09:55 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 09:55 AM (IDPbH)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 20, 2017 09:58 AM (HTdUD)
Got one of those. Figured never could do a Rambo and stitch myself.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 09:59 AM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 09:53 AM (oVJmc)
Get. Out.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2017 10:01 AM (sdi6R)
out
come out
what?
Ok. I'll come out as still not ghey.
I went and got some benzocaine for my tooth.It helpsslightlybut tastes like bleah. Need a chaser but can't be too hot or cold.
Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 10:02 AM (BO/km)
Link goes to Legal Insurrection
Article about impact of legalized pot in Colorado town of Durango chock full of delicious tidbits:
"Legalized marijuana has drawn a lot of kids here from other states and the impact has not all been good," said Durango resident Matthew Marinseck, 58, while holding a cardboard sign asking for "help".
Ah, irony, thy name is homeless 58-year-old dude bemoaning the influx of homeless 28-year-old dudes.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2017 10:03 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2017 09:53 AM
Especially if it's red.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2017 10:03 AM (sHZuR)
Ah, irony, thy name is homeless 58-year-old dude bemoaning the influx of homeless 28-year-old dudes.
Probably mad the young guys get all the good drugs.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 10:03 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 10:04 AM (IDPbH)
Florida Man is somewhat of a meme for stupid idiots usually doing illegal/stupid things.
Because it seems that a disproportionate number of these events take place involving male residents of Florida.
And Baltimore is currently enjoying notoriety for our seemingly flawless wave of violent crime at the street level.
So to see Florida man being charged with a rape in Baltimore somehow seems....oddly understandable.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 10:04 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 10:04 AM (oVJmc)
Yeah, they always find a way to work in climate change, but other than that, it's a lovely and fascinating series.
Posted by: April at May 20, 2017 10:05 AM (e8PP1)
Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 10:05 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 10:06 AM (BO/km)
Tidbit #2- pets at increased risk of being poisoned by pot
"Patty Moore called the veterinarian after her Golden Retriever, Chance, started acting strange, she told CNN affiliate KCNC...Chance's vet diagnosed the dog as having ingested marijuana. The telltale signs: the animal appeared depressed, drunk or stupefied for no apparent reason."
Hmmm. Isn't that pretty much a typical Golden Retriever?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2017 10:07 AM (wPiJc)
Given that Ft. Lewis was already considered a "party school" I guess it's not surprising. What do they all do in the winter though? Wonder if there's been an uptick in exposure deaths since legalization.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2017 10:07 AM (sEDyY)
Also the meme of the ubiquity of smartphones and the fact that everything you do is recorded.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2017 10:08 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 10:08 AM (BO/km)
All my life, Norwegian Engineers were the World's Best.
Posted by: A. Stoic Lee at May 20, 2017 10:08 AM (0bOdy)
Posted by: A. Stoic Lee at May 20, 2017 10:10 AM (0bOdy)
A truly wise woman.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 10:11 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Muldoon
Here's the quandary I'm in. The alternative to actual marijuana is something called K2 or JWH or some other names. It makes people nearly 100% certifiably insane. When many african-americans have used these products in close proximity to officers of the law they tend to end up 100% dead, because police training is pretty strong on not getting oneself killed and less how to deal with people nearly certifiably insane.
Back in the day, I remember the potheads, consuming 'all-natural' marijuana, would sit on the couch, eat cheese products, then fall asleep.
Not wander down the middle of a highway, looking for a confrontation with police, for no apparent reason.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 20, 2017 10:11 AM (HTdUD)
That's not a legitimate argument for outlawing pot. Otherwise we'd have to outlaw poinsettias as well.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2017 10:13 AM (vRcUp)
That's not a legitimate argument for outlawing pot. Otherwise we'd have to outlaw poinsettias as well.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2017 10:13 AM (vRcUp)
How many two year kids eat poinsettias?
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 10:15 AM (IDPbH)
We need to ban all the things what start with the letter "P"
Except for petroleum.
And that thing that Pussy hats are named after.
And phrench Phries.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 10:16 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Chance at May 20, 2017 10:16 AM (8I9g3)
Posted by: A. Stoic Lee at May 20, 2017 10:17 AM (0bOdy)
Posted by: Baked Alaska at May 20, 2017 10:18 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 20, 2017 10:18 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 20, 2017 10:19 AM (ywNoU)
The issue is that crazy people use pot and *act* all the crazy that was there but under the surface. The "hashashin" and mogul waeriors didn't use pot to make them mellow they used it so they could fight to the death and not be stopped by the part n of injuries.
30 years ago my uncle said he didn't last long as an LEO because dealing with drunks was awful and it was nearly impossible to deal with a drug user without either the LEO or user getting badly injured.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2017 10:19 AM (sEDyY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3hNeRskOrU
That was nearly 60 years to the day that the first R-7 ICBM was launched on May 15, 1957. A few months later it launched Sputnik 1. Today's Soyuz is a direct descendant of the R-7. Like the B-52, it just keeps flying.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/k7zrx5z
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2017 10:19 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 10:08 AM (BO/km)
Eh. Go to the dentist.
You're going to eventually anyway. And it's early enough that whichever dentist probably won't mind coming in for a little extra cash.
and the big plus - you'll be out of pain.
These things are always better handled sooner rather than later.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2017 10:19 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 10:15 AM
I was born in East L.A.
Uh, what was the question again?
Posted by: Cheech Marin at May 20, 2017 10:19 AM (sHZuR)
That's not a legitimate argument for outlawing pot. Otherwise we'd have to outlaw poinsettias as well.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2017 10:13 AM (vRcUp)
And chocolate.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 20, 2017 10:20 AM (ywNoU)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 10:20 AM (J+eG2)
We need to ban all the things what start with the letter "P"
Penis. It's so rapey!
/third wave feminist
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 20, 2017 10:21 AM (ywNoU)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2017 10:21 AM (7uYFy)
Decisions, decisions.....
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2017 10:22 AM (Enq6K)
I bring you Futurama!!
http://www.cc.com/shows/futurama
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 10:22 AM (J+eG2)
"That's where Moore believes Chance got into the pot -- probably eating or licking a THC-laced edible, like a cookie or brownie."
My guess is Chance actually got the marijuana from a kid at obedience school and just didn't want to tell Ms. Moore the truth, so he made up the story about accidentally licking a brownie. (Quit it, you pervs)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2017 10:23 AM (wPiJc)
Mirror first.
The results of that determine the second.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 10:23 AM (J+eG2)
keeping their eyes peeled on the latest "news' who are LITERALLY
expecting Trump to quit/get impeached/drop dead at ANY moment. And the
NYTimes and WashingPost and CNN are simply feeding that gleeful
anticipation.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2017 10:21 AM (7uYFy)
So you are saying this is the political version of the Gravid Giraffe, April?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2017 10:23 AM (mkDpn)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 10:20 AM (J+eG2)
Yeah, she's cute and supposedly has a nice ass, but I'm not sure either attribute warrants the overdone attention....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2017 10:23 AM (7uYFy)
Decisions, decisions.....
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2017 10:22 AM (Enq6K)
Just as long you aren't considering grabbing a pillow with both hands .
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 10:23 AM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2017 10:22 AM (Enq6K)
Putting his hand in a bowl of warm water might be more entertaining.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2017 10:24 AM (mkDpn)
Just as soon as it dries out and warms up.
Posted by: Timoth Cloverfield at May 20, 2017 10:25 AM (0bOdy)
The results of that determine the second.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 10:23 AM (J+eG2)
This is true. Very logical VIA....
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2017 10:25 AM (Enq6K)
Just as soon as it dries out and warms up.
Posted by: Timoth Cloverfield at May 20, 2017 10:25 AM (0bOdy)
I believe that ISWYDT.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2017 10:26 AM (sEDyY)
So you are saying this is the political version of the Gravid Giraffe, April?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2017 10:23 AM (mkDpn)
A better comparison would be the OJ trial in which millions of people sat riveted each and every day for months expecting at any moment OJ to just jump up and say "I did it! I did it! Okay?? The bitch deserved it!!"
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2017 10:26 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2017 10:24 AM (mkDpn)
It would be but then I'd be the one changing the sheets.
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2017 10:27 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 10:23 AM (IDPbH)
I'll have to check his insurance policy first....
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2017 10:28 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2017 10:23 AM (mkDpn)
Yes I am. And don't call me April.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2017 10:30 AM (7uYFy)
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Happens to me all the time. There is a home cure. All cures are temporary.
The Sermont maneuver can be done at home. The Eply maneuver needs a technician, as do the others
Can't say maneuver with thinking of Eddie Izzard. Funny, ugh, guy.
https://tinyurl.com/mbjk869
Posted by: Janet at May 20, 2017 10:30 AM (yOqwj)
I remember when Obama was first elected listening to Rush Limbaugh. He knew it was not going to effect him personally except financially in a good way, as he would have plenty to talk and gripe about for four years. His ratings never suffered.
The leftists are making their money now, conjuring up as many stories as they can, from characters imagined or real, in order to have their payday.
They have stories, not much if any truth, and are probably silently praying they can keep the fires lit, and their wallets stuffed for the next four years. Like the Wizard of Oz behind the curtain, they're pretty damn transparent in their manipulation, once you peek behind the curtain.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 20, 2017 10:30 AM (HTdUD)
A off duty Cook County Sheriff shoots and kills a 17yo robbery suspect on the south side of Chicago. Doesn't matter that there are several witnesses of the attempted robbery, this kid will be made into another saint in no time.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 20, 2017 10:30 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 10:31 AM (J+eG2)
Yeah, proto-saint's mom is already in front of tv cameras. Amazing how these "parents" suddenly care about the well being of their child once there is no wellbeing to care for.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2017 10:34 AM (sEDyY)
That's not a "boob belt."
That's a WWE Championship belt.
Not the same thing at all.
It's...a Trump thing.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 20, 2017 09:46 AM (H5rtT)
Watched the clips on the news this morning of the Pres. and First Lady and the entourage arriving at the airport in Saudi A.
Melania is wearing what appears to be a full length 'romper". It looks like a flowing pantsuit with top, in black, with a very Arab looking large belt with it , so that it doesn't look like a burka.
It is appropriate high fashion that demonstrates respect toward the host's culture , prevents a wardrobe malfunction as she descends the stairs of AirForce One and walks across a windy tarmac and she looks beautiful in it. Noticed that Ivanka, who is accompanying Jared and will be attending some women's issues forums, is also wearing a long, to the floor dress, although in a soft, blue and white pattern.
I am impressed with the Saudi's reception. They not only rolled out a red carpet for the President to his plane, but the King, who is 81, in frail health with hip problems, etc. walked out to the bottom of the steps to greet the President and first lady.
Remember, the last time Obama went to Saudi A, there was NO reception at the airport, the monarchy ignored his arrival.
The Saudi's also flew fighter jets overhead which sprayed red white and blue smoke and all of the Saudi flags have American flags flying with them , on equal height, throughout Riyahd.
Someone last night posted a website of the actual summit. Neither Bing nor Google will let me find it now...likely because it was very positive toward the summit, President Trump, etc.
Anyone have the address?
Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2017 10:34 AM (62eBc)
Is she telling everybody what a good kid he was? Breaking out the 6th grade pics yet?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 20, 2017 10:38 AM (d76uN)
Thank goodness I had the coffee pot loaded and ready.
So half my day (of doing nothing) is shot.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 20, 2017 10:41 AM (NT3RT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2017 10:41 AM (KP5rU)
Rain tonight
Rain tomorrow
Rain Tomorrow night
and so forth and so on.
ad finitum
Gonna have to build a boat
Posted by: Timothy Cloverfield at May 20, 2017 10:41 AM (0bOdy)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
Won't be tough for the parents to find a lawyer willing to take the case on a contingent-fee basis. Two million dollar potential payoff. One-third to the law firm.
Six hundred sixty six thousand six hundred and sixty six dollars and 66/100.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 20, 2017 10:43 AM (HTdUD)
Do you live in Oklahoma?
Cause that is exactly the weather forecast here.
Posted by: tbodie at May 20, 2017 10:43 AM (T0djb)
Any male who wears one needs to immediately turn in his man card.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are NO.1 in the NL Central for the next 15 minutes at May 20, 2017 10:45 AM (P8951)
Is she telling everybody what a good kid he was? Breaking out the 6th grade pics yet?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 20, 2017 10:38 AM (d76uN)
She did say that she dropped him off at school that morning, so obviously he couldn't have been the robber. Video link at #116.
Of course, there's no way her baby could have ditched school after she dropped him off.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2017 10:46 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are NO.1 in the NL Central for the next 15 minutes at May 20, 2017 10:45 AM (P8951)
Threadwinner! In hindsight, it's amazing that nobody made that observation earlier.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2017 10:47 AM (sdi6R)
Exactly. Only care about the kid if they are paying off in some way. And dead makes for a bigger pay off.
In the Martin/Zimmerman thing someone wished that *my* son would get killed because I believed in the 2nd amendment. I'm not worried about it because Son isn't a drugged-up goon with a chip on his shoulder. Why not? Because I'm putting in the effort to train him instead of letting him run feral while reinforcing a sense of grievance against the world.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2017 10:49 AM (sEDyY)
Any male who wears one needs to immediately turn in his man card.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are NO.1 in the NL Central for the next 15 minutes at May 20, 2017 10:45 AM (P8951)
So frigging gay it needs a whole new word to describe them.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 20, 2017 10:50 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2017 10:51 AM (KP5rU)
http://tinyurl.com/n52foh9
Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2017 10:51 AM (62eBc)
Nope.
Clearly the off duty female cop went to the school, gunned him down, and dragged his body over to the purported scene of the shooting.
Makes sense.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 10:52 AM (J+eG2)
Young and dead makes for the biggest payoff. The lawyers create some unimaginable rate of pay per year then multiply by estimated years of life remaining.
Bingo. Two million dollars.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 20, 2017 10:53 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 10:54 AM (J+eG2)
More like a low class drag queen maybe? Personally I think it's one of those fake things. No one in their right mind (or even a couple standard deviations off) would wear them. Then again, on Facebook Gushka sometimes links to crochet and sewing patterns from the 60's and 70's that I guess aren't too far off from that.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2017 10:54 AM (sEDyY)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 10:54 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2017 10:51 AM (KP5rU)
Actually, I think the germans do have a word for it. Das ubergeigh.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 20, 2017 10:54 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2017 10:55 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 10:54 AM (J+eG2)
The Romper must have been the official uniform of Obama's 'Boy's Only" Tahitian retreat earlier this year.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2017 10:56 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2017 10:57 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2017 10:56 AM (7uYFy)
They are sold w/kneepads there.
Posted by: BignJames at May 20, 2017 10:57 AM (x9c8r)
Well, then that answers the earlier question of if these outfits have a trap door in the back.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 10:57 AM (J+eG2)
On an unrelated note, I have had an ear worm for days. My Dentist says it is not contagious.
Posted by: The Real Bruce at May 20, 2017 10:57 AM (bgs79)
Posted by: The Real Bruce at May 20, 2017 10:57 AM (bgs79)
Odds are he didn't live to see today.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2017 10:59 AM (7uYFy)
not even freddie mercury or elton john would have worn an abortion like those effin things.
How about Milo?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2017 10:59 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: BignJames at May 20, 2017 10:59 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: KT at May 20, 2017 11:00 AM (qahv/)
Try dropping a brick on your big toe.
I read that it's good for toothaches as well.
Right here on this smart military/medical blog.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 11:00 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at May 20, 2017 11:00 AM (nFwvY)
I'm not so sure about that. Google some images of these guys in the '70's. I mean, hot pants?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2017 11:01 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 20, 2017 11:01 AM (aMlLZ)
The word is 'romper', not 'romp-her'.
The suffix -er has no sexual orientation or gender. If you are going to play around with words and pretend to be clever, at least have some sense of language.
Friggin' amateurs.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2017 11:03 AM (wPiJc)
You know what's clever? Describing a history centered around women as herstory, that's what's clever.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 20, 2017 11:04 AM (6FqZa)
http://tinyurl.com/n52foh9
Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2017 10:51 AM (62eBc)
Wow, Melania's dress is gorgeous. As you said earlier, it is respectful of the culture, without being obsequious (as a head covering would have been).
Also this: "Trump flew to the capital Riyadh overnight on Air Force One -- becoming the only president to make Saudi Arabia, or any majority Muslim country, his first stop overseas as president."
But Trump hates teh Muzzies, derp.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2017 11:05 AM (sdi6R)
Freddie would have worn RompHims.
We would have worn them on an album cover even.
I have absolutely no doubt of that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 11:05 AM (J+eG2)
I can't not read it as "Rom-fim". It looks like some subcategory of angel.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2017 11:06 AM (sEDyY)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
*****
'Zactly! So I'm not the only one, eh?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2017 11:06 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2017 11:07 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2017 11:10 AM (KP5rU)
*****
I had the same thought.
Cherub-him and Serap-him!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2017 11:12 AM (wPiJc)
Overheard a brother saying he didn't think much of it the other day.
I told him "English Standards" - the Brit there also laughed.
Posted by: DaveA at May 20, 2017 11:32 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2017 10:51 AM (KP5rU)
Bad news, though in fairness I believe these were called RompAnythingThatMoves
http://tinyurl.com/lxhb3gr
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