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Let me 'splain something about the Comey firing...
It was really boring, totally normal, and done for the most basic reasons. It's true that both the Left and Right had lost confidence in James Comey as the leader of the FBI. He botched the Clinton email investigation from any political perspective and then followed it up with a bizarre performance in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee on May 3rd. The beautiful and entertaining Laura Ingraham agrees:“I think [Comey] really damaged his own reputation. He came in as kind of a straight shooter. But by the end, nobody trusted him,” Ingraham said. “So in the end, it was about time that Justice Department recommended his removal.” "... the Left was not happy with him, the Right was not happy with him, and I think most people just think his investigation — if you look at this fairly, and the Russian collusion — there was nothing there," Ingraham added. "He found nothing there, but he did manage to put a lot of doubt in a lot of people's minds about the outcome of this election."At one point his dog called for his resignation. It went something like this: Bark bark, Comey has to go, bark bark. Tough stuff. Really horrible. And you know what isn't true? Just about everything else reported. The media gossip girls are focused on the palace intrigue, and rumor mill angles to the story. Almost everything you've read is an anonymous source making an observation about a trivial detail that has absolutely nothing to do with the actual reason that Comey was asked to spend more time with his family. Ignore it all, and remember that the truth and reality are pale reflections of the dreams and conspiracies cooked up by shallow, j-school know nothings. Remember when Steve "Nicknameless" Bannon and Jared "Who?" Kushner were going to meet at the flagpole after school to finally settle the score once and for all? I guess they worked it out and everyone went back to work. Exciting stuff!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 07:46 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 07:46 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: The Barrel at May 12, 2017 07:46 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 07:46 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 07:47 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 07:47 PM (kXoT0)
Ummm...many places escort people out the door with security after they're fired.
Nobody gets a note saying "In two weeks, you should be looking for a new job."
What the hell is a non-sudden firing?
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2017 07:47 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 07:47 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 07:48 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2017 07:48 PM (2mC6G)
Seems that there are two conflicting narratives fighting to be heard.
Posted by: Roybeen Player at May 12, 2017 07:48 PM (q3wv5)
Whatever show on Fox News succeeded First 100 Days is after the break going to profile a WWII vet all of 111 years whose secret to longevity is whiskey and ice cream (two scoops, I bet).
Moron veteran, I salute you!
[hoists tasty beverage]
Posted by: The Barrel at May 12, 2017 07:48 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 07:48 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 07:49 PM (Ot7+c)
Trump does something, anything: Oppose
If Trump gave blind disabled LGBTQXYZetc people $100,000 a year for life, no questions asked, the demoncrats would be yelling about it.
Posted by: shibumi at May 12, 2017 07:50 PM (8zWAk)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 07:51 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2017 07:51 PM (SRKgf)
Not just whiskey and ice cream, but butter pecan ice cream (which I imagine goes well with whiskey), but 12 cigars and 4 cups of coffee a day.
A true man!
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 07:52 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: The Washington Compost at May 12, 2017 07:52 PM (qJhUV)
What timing on my part.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 07:46 PM (Jcg9Q)
With getting a first comes awesome responsibility ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2017 07:53 PM (SRKgf)
All meant to distract from the dismantling of the legacy of One Barack Hussein the Oblabla.
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 07:54 PM (1cQvP)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 12, 2017 07:54 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: The Washington Compost at May 12, 2017 07:52 PM (qJhUV)
America was founded as a constitutional republic, not a democracy. Ignorant fuckwits.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 07:55 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 07:55 PM (1cQvP)
Posted by: Brian Williams at May 12, 2017 07:56 PM (npdX6)
Ummm...many places escort people out the door with security after they're fired.
Nobody gets a note saying "In two weeks, you should be looking for a new job."
What the hell is a non-sudden firing?
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2017 07:47 PM (2mC6G)
--I have never heard of two weeks' notice for a firing. Pretty much a same-day thing.
But fuck that attention whore Comey.
Only Trump is allowed to be an attention whore, and he's the fuckin' Presiddent.
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 07:56 PM (GsAUU)
In his immediate family, The Donald has many fashionistas who regularly shimmy into extremely expensive custom made size 0 couture. Those women are not eating even tiny spoonful of one scoop of ice cream, so why waste it? The Donald is six feet two inches tall and works a twenty hour day, so he can allow himself two scoops, with hot fudge and sprinkles even. It's that simple, he's not being an ice cream miser, but, why waste it and how much can Barron and the little grandchildren realistically be expected to eat over and above their own serving?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 07:56 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Shep Smith at May 12, 2017 07:57 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 12, 2017 07:58 PM (Iv4nr)
Pear Shaped, is the descriptive term.
He really needs that second helping of ice cream.
Posted by: Roybeen Player at May 12, 2017 07:58 PM (q3wv5)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 12, 2017 07:54 PM (npdX6)
I sure hope so.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 07:59 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2017 07:47 PM (2mC6G)
"Hey, we're going to lay off a third of you in February. We'll let you know who in mid January."
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 12, 2017 07:59 PM (Tnhbr)
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Very similar to a white Hispanic or white black man.
A connotation of people of low intelligence that think they are real smart.
Posted by: Shep Smith at May 12, 2017 07:59 PM (npdX6)
>Boners.
Hard as fuck to clean out the Harmonica, though.
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2017 07:59 PM (P0Sw/)
Posted by: Crusader at May 12, 2017 07:59 PM (ewSN2)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 12, 2017 07:59 PM (9A6UB)
okay.
anything to be concerned about the massive hack and ransomware reported by drudge? seems serious.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 12, 2017 08:00 PM (WTSFk)
What bumper sticker might insult Boulderites with style and wit?
And I don't care if the truck gets keyed. It'll be a badge of honor.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 12, 2017 08:00 PM (U6f54)
I just watched Central Intelligence and it was a good, fun movie. Maybe not the most intellectual or credible movie ever.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 12, 2017 08:00 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 12, 2017 08:00 PM (BXC+l)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 12, 2017 08:01 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 12, 2017 08:01 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2017 08:01 PM (7yftv)
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks, AKA Worthless Imbecile at May 12, 2017 08:01 PM (tVWQB)
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Nah. Even the FBI just says 'pay the ransom'; you will spend more trying to clean up the mess.
Assuming your data is really being held hostage and it is not just a scam.
Posted by: Roybeen Player at May 12, 2017 08:01 PM (q3wv5)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 12, 2017 08:00 PM (BXC+l)
Do concentration camp prisoners ask the SS guards for more rations? Didn't think so.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:01 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: wooga at May 12, 2017 08:01 PM (6xt4U)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 07:47 PM (kXoT0)
Easy Comey, easy goney.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2017 08:02 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2017 07:47 PM (2mC6G)
"Hey, we're going to lay off a third of you in February. We'll let you know who in mid January."
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 12, 2017 07:59 PM (Tnhbr)
--Layoffs are a different matter. I know of several occasions in the last year where employees knew weeks in advance of their getting laid off.
A layoff is not a firing. Can't collect UI if you've been fired for cause.
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 08:02 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 12, 2017 08:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 12, 2017 08:00 PM (Nwg0u)
Mr. Johnson is one of my guilty pleasures. I think he's turned out to be a surprisingly good actor.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 12, 2017 08:02 PM (Iv4nr)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 12, 2017 08:02 PM (9A6UB)
Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 08:03 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Crusader at May 12, 2017 07:59 PM (ewSN2)
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Was it from the Grassy Knoll?
Bob Schiefer woke from an afternoon nap shouting something about how the Comey firing was like the Kennedy assassination and "Rebs commin' over the hills!"
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2017 08:04 PM (2mC6G)
Well, I hate to break it to you...but here goes:
To The Rock, it doesn't matter what your name is!
Posted by: Crusader at May 12, 2017 08:04 PM (ewSN2)
How can the country go on with a madman like this as the president?
Posted by: This is CNN at May 12, 2017 08:04 PM (npdX6)
In his immediate family, The Donald has many fashionistas who regularly shimmy into extremely expensive custom made size 0 couture. Those women are not eating even tiny spoonful of one scoop of ice cream, so why waste it? The Donald is six feet two inches tall and works a twenty hour day, so he can allow himself two scoops, with hot fudge and sprinkles even. It's that simple, he's not being an ice cream miser, but, why waste it and how much can Barron and the little grandchildren realistically be expected to eat over and above their own serving?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 07:56 PM (kXoT0)
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I think it's even simpler than that. The White House chef plans the meals. I would bet money he was the one who decided there would be 1 scoop of ice cream with the pie. But, he also makes adjustments for the regulars. So, Donny 2 Scoops let the chef know he always wants 2 scoops with his pie. So, that's what he gets. And I would also be that if any guest at the White House asked for an extra scoop of ice cream with their pie, they would get it, no questions asked.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2017 08:05 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Bookdoc at May 12, 2017 08:05 PM (PzBTm)
Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 08:05 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks, AKA Worthless Imbecile at May 12, 2017 08:05 PM (tVWQB)
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happens all the time here in #Failifornia, from all accounts.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 12, 2017 08:05 PM (vCbMW)
I just watched Central Intelligence and it was a good, fun movie. Maybe not the most intellectual or credible movie ever.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 12, 2017 08:00 PM (Nwg0u)
--I also wonder if he's a crypto-Trump supporter.
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 08:06 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 12, 2017 08:06 PM (9A6UB)
Posted by: Anastasia Steele at May 12, 2017 08:06 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks, AKA Worthless Imbecile at May 12, 2017 08:06 PM (tVWQB)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 12, 2017 08:06 PM (Iv4nr)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 12, 2017 08:00 PM (WTSFk)
Yes. I thought it would be another reason to prep.
I'm also concerned I'm hallucinating, as the blog colors keep changing.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 08:06 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 08:06 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2017 08:07 PM (0deF2)
A layoff is not a firing. Can't collect UI if you've been fired for cause.
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 08:02 PM (GsAUU)
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Even when they do things like ask for a resignation--you're done as soon as you send it.
"Hey, Johnson, pencil a letter of resignation in for the 3rd week of June."
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2017 08:07 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2017 07:47 PM (2mC6G)
It's sudden when the MSM can't figure out ahead of time that it's coming.
Which is never, so it's when no one leaks it to them ahead of time.
Is it fair to observe that message discipline seems to be better than average with this administration?
Posted by: TexasDan at May 12, 2017 08:07 PM (yL25O)
Time to resume the drinking, I think.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks, AKA Worthless Imbecile at May 12, 2017 08:06 PM (tVWQB)
Nope, I saw it too. All grey, then back to normal.
Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 08:07 PM (ANIFC)
Both of these things are true.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 12, 2017 08:07 PM (/o9Qk)
--
It used to be that after six weeks of unemployment, registered with the employment office, you could get 'qualified' as unemployed for purposes of receiving your unemployment benefit.
Posted by: Roybeen Player at May 12, 2017 08:07 PM (q3wv5)
Posted by: This is CNN at May 12, 2017 08:07 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 07:55 PM (1cQvP)
Not to mention spending more time with his family.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2017 08:07 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Malware Hackers at May 12, 2017 08:08 PM (P0Sw/)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 12, 2017 08:02 PM (Iv4nr)
--Helluva better actor than Ronda Rousey, that's for sure.
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 08:08 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 12, 2017 08:02 PM (Iv4nr)
I believe it was Noel Coward who said that the actual amount of physical work done by most actors wouldn't tax a fetus.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2017 08:08 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Nasty line of thunderstorms with heavy rain/wind passed through here an hour ago. Some trees down.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 08:09 PM (ZO497)
Only if you go on the internet or get email or stuff like that.
Posted by: freaked at May 12, 2017 08:09 PM (BO/km)
This place keeps you on your toes in the evening hours!
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks, AKA Worthless Imbecile at May 12, 2017 08:09 PM (tVWQB)
Posted by: This is CNN at May 12, 2017 08:07 PM (npdX6)
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Or perhaps he doesn't like chocolate...which is also racist.
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2017 08:09 PM (2mC6G)
Occasionally, we get some, or go to Dairy Queen.
For a special treat!
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 08:09 PM (1cQvP)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2017 08:05 PM (R+30W)
I'm sure that's exactly right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2017 08:10 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: John "Real Maverick" McCain at May 12, 2017 08:10 PM (npdX6)
Nobody gets a note saying "In two weeks, you should be looking for a new job."
What the hell is a non-sudden firing?
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2017 07:47 PM (2mC6G)/i]
A friend of mine was worried when on the day of a big layoff, he was called to an unexpected meeting. It turns out it was totally innocuous (what kind of idiot calls an unplanned meeting on the day of a massive bloodletting?), but when he came back, visibly relieved, he said he walked into the room and looked for gas outlets, but began to relax when he saw there were none.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2017 08:10 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 08:10 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 07:55 PM (1cQvP)
Not to mention spending more time with his family.
Maybe he could spend some of his time with HRC's grandchildren since Hillary seems more obsessed with being a pain in the nation's ass rather than living out her last days gracefully.
Posted by: Crusader at May 12, 2017 08:10 PM (ewSN2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2017 08:10 PM (SRKgf)
The information about Trump's ice cream eating habits comes from a new article by Time Magazine.
The article is extensive and divulges the inner workings of the White House staff and how they have become accustomed to Trump's desires.
The magazine noted one of these "personal preferences" as Trump receiving two scoops of ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, while others around the table receive only one.
So now you know. The rest of the story.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 12, 2017 08:10 PM (Iv4nr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2017 08:10 PM (7yftv)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2017 08:05 PM (R+30W)
This.
Plus, Hollyweird is famous for ordering off menu and demanding that their every whim be met.
We just had a president who served Wagyu beef and every expensive delicacy imaginable at large gatherings and the MSM had nothing but praise for his taste. And profligate expenditures.
But PDT communicating to his staff--who want to know these things, by the way--that his preference is for a certain serving size is somehow an affront to the dignity of all mankind.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 12, 2017 08:10 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 08:10 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 12, 2017 08:02 PM (Iv4nr)
--Helluva better actor than Ronda Rousey, that's for sure.
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 08:08 PM (GsAUU)
That's how he became famous when you think about it. WWE is largely acting.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:10 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay "Oops" Guevara at May 12, 2017 08:10 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Shep Smith at May 12, 2017 08:10 PM (P0Sw/)
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 08:10 PM (GsAUU)
Oh, maybe they'll replay the Eichenwald meltdown!
Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 08:11 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2017 08:09 PM (2mC6G)"
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It's worse. He likes chocolate more than vanilla.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 12, 2017 08:11 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 12, 2017 08:11 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2017 08:08 PM (0deF2)
Fetus tax? Don't give the democrats any ideas.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:12 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Dwayne Johnson at May 12, 2017 08:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:12 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2017 08:10 PM (0deF2)
I envision the Ice Cream Nazi chef saying "No Ice Cream for YOU!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 12, 2017 08:12 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 12, 2017 08:11 PM (npdX6)
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Symbolic cultural appropriation?
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2017 08:12 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 12, 2017 08:13 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:12 PM (0mRoj)
Protection money.
Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 08:13 PM (ANIFC)
Why hast thou forsaken me?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 08:10 PM (Uxokn)
--At least they're replaying the Jorge Ramos interview.
I never get tired of seeing Tucker clean his clock.
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 08:13 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 08:07 PM (ANIFC)
Didn't happen. You must be hallucinating.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 12, 2017 08:13 PM (Iv4nr)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 12, 2017 08:10 PM (Iv4nr)
Here I thought I might have been ignorant of some salient details, but no, it really is that stupid.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 12, 2017 08:13 PM (BXC+l)
Posted by: Anonymous Source at May 12, 2017 08:14 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Shep Smith at May 12, 2017 08:10 PM (P0Sw/)"
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Golf clap.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 12, 2017 08:14 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 08:14 PM (1cQvP)
Posted by: CNN at May 12, 2017 08:14 PM (oVJmc)
But PDT communicating to his staff--who want to know these things, by the way--that his preference is for a certain serving size is somehow an affront to the dignity of all mankind.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 12, 2017 08:10 PM (yL25O)
When I lived in Europe, I had a favorite restaurant to which I took distinguished visitors. The head waiter, who was superb, invariably gave us outstanding service, handled any problems without a ripple, and remembered all of my preferences, so that every such dinner came off flawlessly.
Of course, a very generous tip to him early on, followed by others later, helped in this. We had the whole thing down to a ... uh ... science.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay at May 12, 2017 08:14 PM (SRKgf)
For a special treat!
Posted by: ALH
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*!*
Just remembered, picked up a hate shake while passing Chick-Fil-A today. Stuck it in the fridge when I got home.
*hustles off to kitchen*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 08:14 PM (ZO497)
Was it the same normal? It could have been a glitch in the matrix.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 12, 2017 08:14 PM (LTHVh)
Cake? Fruit pie? Yes. But chocolate cream pie? Weird.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 12, 2017 08:15 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: CNN at May 12, 2017 08:14 PM (oVJmc)
Nein!
Posted by: A. Hitler at May 12, 2017 08:15 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: CNN at May 12, 2017 08:14 PM (oVJmc)
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A third, Rice Dream.
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2017 08:15 PM (2mC6G)
Then it is the tedious long and boring months, with nothing to do, while between jobs, never knowing if you are going to be hired ever again.
And it takes a special skill to turn on that fake emotion on cue, and then just turn it off again. It takes a psychological toll on everyone.
Posted by: Roybeen Player at May 12, 2017 08:15 PM (q3wv5)
The pie is also chocolate, and cursed.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 12, 2017 08:15 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: freaked at May 12, 2017 08:15 PM (BO/km)
Perhaps we should pray for Comey's health. Because if he has a stroke and suddenly drops dead....
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 12, 2017 08:15 PM (44gVn)
Posted by: A. Hitler at May 12, 2017 08:16 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 08:14 PM (1cQvP)
Chocolate ice cream might go well with raisin pie, or pecan pie. On apple pie, of course, anything other than sharp Cheddar cheese, melted on top, is the mark of a Philistine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2017 08:16 PM (0deF2)
The pie is also chocolate, and cursed.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 12, 2017 08:15 PM (LTHVh)
What? Chocolate pie is awesome.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:16 PM (0mRoj)
The pie is also chocolate, and cursed.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 12, 2017 08:15 PM (LTHVh)
Great Simpsons reference, lol
Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 08:16 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2017 08:16 PM (P0Sw/)
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 08:17 PM (1cQvP)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:10 PM (0mRoj)
--College football fans can youtube the 1993 FSU-Miami game. Not only was it a well-played game when both programs were at the top, but it was loaded with star power: Warrick Dunn, Derrick Brooks, Ray Lewis, and one Dwayne Johnson . . .
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 08:17 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2017 08:16 PM (0deF2)
Cheddar cheese on apple pie is just weird.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:17 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2017 08:17 PM (P0Sw/)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 12, 2017 08:17 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 12, 2017 08:17 PM (LTHVh)
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the same evil-minded brainiacs behind all these "hate crime hoaxes" are concocting ways to harm Comey in a frame-up.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 12, 2017 08:17 PM (44gVn)
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2017 08:17 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2017 08:17 PM (7yftv)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 12, 2017 08:18 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 12, 2017 08:15 PM (LTHVh)
That's bad...
Posted by: Homer Simpson at May 12, 2017 08:18 PM (BXC+l)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 12, 2017 08:17 PM (LTHVh)
What about the samba?
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:18 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 08:18 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2017 08:16 PM (0deF2)
o.0
ew....
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at May 12, 2017 08:18 PM (EjfPg)
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 12, 2017 08:12 PM (gwPgz)
++++
Of course, the image the press is trying to portray is that Donald "Hitler" Trump is gleefully denying such requests, "No extra scoop for you. Only I get two scoops." Cue evil laugh.
It would be funny if there weren't so many willing to buy what they are selling.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2017 08:18 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Mango at May 12, 2017 08:19 PM (P0Sw/)
The Obamas were (and likely still are) very indulgent eaters while at the WH.
I DGaF about Trump's 2 scoops of ice cream.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 08:19 PM (NOIQH)
I started talking to him and he said he just needed some cash for so upcoming expenses, but that he had another "gig" lined up in a couple of weeks.
Told me all the Russia stuff was complete made up BS by the previous administration to hamstring Trump.
Afterwards, I contacted an anonymous source familiar with events and that person verified everything Comey said as true.
I report, you decide.
Posted by: MAGA at May 12, 2017 08:19 PM (LQ1Q3)
Posted by: Axeman at May 12, 2017 08:20 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:20 PM (0mRoj)
He's bad sometimes.
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 08:20 PM (1cQvP)
Probably the kind of guy who orders his steak well done with ketchup.
No accounting for taste, I guess.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks, AKA Worthless Imbecile at May 12, 2017 08:20 PM (tVWQB)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 12, 2017 08:13 PM (WTSFk)
The HQ has never had a prepping post?
Good think I was sitting down.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 08:20 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 12, 2017 08:20 PM (/o9Qk)
Cheese!?
Posted by: garrett
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A waitress, at a diner somewhere out on the road, once told me "Apple pie without cheese, is like a hug without a squeeze."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 08:20 PM (ZO497)
Maybe the problem is Canadia and not Wisconsin?
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2017 08:20 PM (P0Sw/)
Posted by: Homeless Guy on the Corner Yelling at Cars at May 12, 2017 08:20 PM (npdX6)
I've always assumed Barack drank most of his meals.
Posted by: Roybeen Player at May 12, 2017 08:20 PM (q3wv5)
Posted by: A. Hitler at May 12, 2017 08:20 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:21 PM (0mRoj)
Cheese!?
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2017 08:17 PM (P0Sw/)
Don't knock it unless you have tried it. But it has to be aged, or "sharp" cheese. Which is slightly acidic, and complements the pie which can be overly sweet.
There are a lot of recipes that work the balance between sweet and sour to good effect.
Ice cream works the same angle, from the other end. It's sweeter than the pie filling, so a contrast is established that way.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2017 08:21 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Reggie at May 12, 2017 08:21 PM (P0Sw/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 12, 2017 08:22 PM (JZdsf)
YUM! We also like butter pecan ice cream on apple and peach pie (or crisp).
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 08:22 PM (NOIQH)
In another universe, they put pie on ice cream.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 12, 2017 08:22 PM (44gVn)
Posted by: Barak Obama at May 12, 2017 08:23 PM (npdX6)
Hello, ever hear of LBJ? As for who could do it? Yo you idiots, there is a function on your smartphone that will turn on a voice recorder. So your phone is a listening device.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2017 08:23 PM (7yftv)
Posted by: Steiner at May 12, 2017 08:23 PM (BO/km)
The 60's were great. We were still the head of the food chain in those days.
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 08:23 PM (1cQvP)
I think it's called a Dom Pedro, but whatever, it was fucking delicious.
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 08:25 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 08:23 PM (1cQvP)
Congratulations! Takes a sharp eye to spot that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2017 08:25 PM (0deF2)
And ice cream is not good for starving people.
And yet they say he doesn't care...
Posted by: Meremortal, with mirth metal. at May 12, 2017 08:25 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2017 08:26 PM (P0Sw/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2017 08:26 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay at May 12, 2017 08:14 PM (SRKgf)
Yep.
I refuse to believe that the Obama White House was anything other than a minefield of shifting demands and whims largely communicated by the slightest shift in the altitude of the first lady's nose.
Pence is flying under the radar in all this. Didn't he get fruit? Did everyone else get offered fruit? Who is this VP that orders healthy food for himself and then serves everyone else sucrose and dairy fat?
Posted by: TexasDan at May 12, 2017 08:26 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 08:26 PM (1cQvP)
Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 08:26 PM (ANIFC)
The 60's were great. We were still the head of the food chain in those days.
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 08:23 PM (1cQvP)
--Is it on TCM???
Dude, give us a heads-up!
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 08:26 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 12, 2017 08:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2017 08:23 PM (7yftv)
Jeff Bezos grins as he delivers another semi load of Echo devices to the White House!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 12, 2017 08:27 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:17 PM (0mRoj)
No, it's not. They actually go quite well together.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 12, 2017 08:27 PM (Iv4nr)
That was usually our Christmas dessert. So good, it would cross your eyes...
Posted by: tu3031 at May 12, 2017 08:27 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:27 PM (0mRoj)
Ever think of how stupid alternate universes are on TV?
All it takes is 2 seconds to figure out how dumb it is.
In all these tv alt/parallel universes, they encounter their counterparts in the same geographical location and involved with each other somehow, but yet everything is "opposite."
Well, if everything was "opposite" in this parallel universe, how did all these people get born in the first place? Their entire historical timeline would've taken a completely different path from Day 1.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 12, 2017 08:27 PM (44gVn)
Was it chocolate ice cream on pie?
Or ice cream on chocolate cream pie?
OMG Trump is Hitler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 12, 2017 08:27 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2017 08:28 PM (P0Sw/)
Posted by: ALH
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Rare. Most of the cunning bastids are disingenuous.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 08:28 PM (ZO497)
I think it's called a Dom Pedro, but whatever, it was fucking delicious.
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 08:25 PM (GsAUU)
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Yum! Something else that is very good is a root beer float with not your father's root beer and a scoop of Breyers vanilla ice cream.
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 12, 2017 08:28 PM (Hj4t4)
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2017 08:26 PM (P0Sw/)
Cocaine's better, but doesn't provide the same visual contrast.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:28 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: CNN at May 12, 2017 08:14 PM (oVJmc)
He only had one but was continually trying to take over other people's bowls of ice cream very rapidly. They called it blitzcream
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 08:28 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 08:28 PM (1cQvP)
Tough stuff. Really horrible
Rough stuff, too, I should think.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 12, 2017 08:28 PM (6FqZa)
4 million off of the out of the workforce rolls.
I hope he eats 3 scoops.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 12, 2017 08:28 PM (S2NMV)
Maybe the problem is Canadia and not Wisconsin?
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2017 08:20 PM (P0Sw/)
LOL!. He was trying to sell us on that Canadian bacon business too.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 12, 2017 08:29 PM (+eKyB)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2017 08:29 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: The cheese Nazi at May 12, 2017 08:29 PM (ZO497)
My compliments, you reached the correct media approved solution no matter what the evidence says!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 12, 2017 08:29 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 08:26 PM (1cQvP)
I like looking at the old cars, or spotting continuity errors. But I was really just making a lame joke about "spotting" a leopard coat.
Speaking of leopard skin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOAgB0yvLBA
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2017 08:29 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:27 PM (0mRoj)
--I've had it once. It is indeed ghetto beer.
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 08:29 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:17 PM (0mRoj)
No, it's not. They actually go quite well together.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 12, 2017 08:27 PM (Iv4nr)
I don't care for it at all. But different strokes, de gustibus non est coitus interruptus and all that.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:29 PM (0mRoj)
http://tinyurl.com/mmxenom
Reference
www.theonion.com/v/1349
I am entirely out of ideas.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 12, 2017 08:30 PM (6FqZa)
4 million off of the out of the workforce rolls.
I hope he eats 3 scoops.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 12, 2017 08:28 PM (S2NMV)
And then belches in Schumer's face
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 08:30 PM (auHtY)
Gas station clerk fired for refusing to hand over cash during attempted robbery
http://tinyurl.com/mnvutpv
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 08:30 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: gNewt at May 12, 2017 08:30 PM (2d71x)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at May 12, 2017 08:31 PM (kXoT0)
Just think about it. Who in Minnesota, in the middle of January wants a Blizzard? And would leave the home to go get one?
In fact, anyone north of St Louis, six months out of the year. DQ needs all the promotion they can get.
Posted by: Roybeen Player at May 12, 2017 08:31 PM (q3wv5)
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2017 08:31 PM (P0Sw/)
I got the yard done. Mowing the lawn is the very last thing I want to do after working all day, but I was more or less forced to. It's supposed to start raining later tonight and continue all day Saturday. Sunday is supposed to be nice, but the yard will be pretty soaked and it's harder to mow under those conditions.
It was well into twilight by the time I finished. Mmm, that martini tastes especially good right now.
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 08:31 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 08:32 PM (1cQvP)
Posted by: washrivergal at May 12, 2017 08:29 PM (+eKyB)
I'm happy to keep all that for myself. I had bacon and eggs for lunch today. "Harvest" brand thick-sliced side bacon. Yummy, it was.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2017 08:32 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: washrivergal
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Try the Smoked Meat.
Posted by: Anon at May 12, 2017 08:32 PM (pIW4p)
The sex scene is starting.
Hello Benjamin.
Hello Mrs. Robinson.
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 08:28 PM (1cQvP)
--Mel Brooks marrying her is proof that being funny can indeed sometimes get you the pretty girl.
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 08:32 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 08:28 PM (auHtY)
Good one. I laughed.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at May 12, 2017 08:32 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: barry from djakarta at May 12, 2017 08:32 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2017 08:32 PM (7yftv)
Posted by: Roybeen Player at May 12, 2017 08:20 PM (q3wv5)
He was on a high protein diet IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 08:33 PM (Jcg9Q)
Through a turgid flesh straw.
Posted by: Reggie at May 12, 2017 08:21 PM (P0Sw/)
Blue-veined cheese, OK. But this ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay at May 12, 2017 08:33 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 08:33 PM (GsAUU)
Comey, the radio reporter asked the guest if PDT could be charged with threatening a witness in a fed investigation for the "tapes" comment. REALLY.....
Use Recallital for when you have too much GAS in your TAX.
Too much TAX in your GAS.
Posted by: Bruce's Lost Balls at May 12, 2017 08:33 PM (knfLr)
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 08:33 PM (1cQvP)
http://tinyurl.com/mmxenom
Reference
www.theonion.com/v/1349
I am entirely out of ideas.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 12, 2017 08:30 PM (6FqZa)
The picture with the article is great. It just needs to be photoshopped into a traffic jam.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 12, 2017 08:34 PM (BXC+l)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2017 08:34 PM (7yftv)
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 08:06 PM (GsAUU)
Dwayne Johnson certainly keeps his politics to himself: I think he just wants to make money off his movies and doesn't to alienate potential ticket-buyers. He comes across as a pretty nice guy and I remember seeing parts of a short-lived reality TV show in which he tried to help teenagers that were on a self-destructive path.
Posted by: Retired Buckey Cop is now an engineer at May 12, 2017 08:34 PM (5Yee7)
I prefer vanilla, however.
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 08:32 PM (1cQvP)
This is turning into that scene in the movie Fatso where the guys from Chubby Checkers come over to talk Dom DeLuise about not giving into his food cravings and they go into an all night eating binge
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 08:34 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 12, 2017 08:27 PM (oVJmc)
Is it bad that I laughed?
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 08:34 PM (Jcg9Q)
I'm happy to keep all that for myself. I had bacon and eggs for lunch today. "Harvest" brand thick-sliced side bacon. Yummy, it was.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2017 08:32 PM (0deF2)
+++
But was it bacon or "Harvest" ham? I thought you said that real bacon was called something else?
Posted by: washrivergal at May 12, 2017 08:35 PM (+eKyB)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 08:28 PM (auHtY)
Don't give Ben & Jerry's any ideas!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 12, 2017 08:35 PM (BXC+l)
Posted by: CNN at May 12, 2017 08:14 PM (oVJmc)
Something else Hitler was notorious for...
http://tinyurl.com/mpk325z
Posted by: tu3031 at May 12, 2017 08:35 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 12, 2017 08:35 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: barry from djakarta at May 12, 2017 08:36 PM (6FqZa)
oh, someone who knows the old spellings.
When I first learned Indonesian, an airplane was called an "airship" - kapal udara.
Then they changed it and when I went back everyone acted like it had never, ever been called that in the history of time.
So many words like that in Indo.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 12, 2017 08:36 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 08:36 PM (1cQvP)
Just think about it. Who in Minnesota, in the middle of January wants a Blizzard? And would leave the home to go get one?
In fact, anyone north of St Louis, six months out of the year. DQ needs all the promotion they can get.
Posted by: Roybeen Player at May 12, 2017 08:31 PM (q3wv5)
--I ate at DQ in Grand Forks pretty often when I visited there.
I wish there was one close to me, because their $5 lunches are the best bargain in any fast food place.
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 08:36 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 12, 2017 08:36 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 08:37 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Retired Buckey Cop is now an engineer at May 12, 2017 08:34 PM (5Yee7)
In that regard, perhaps he should go to Russia, and deal with that creep who induced a bunch of young girls to kill themselves. He could hammer the creep to a pulp, pack him in a grease gun, and squirt him through a keyhole. On pay-per-view.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2017 08:37 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2017 08:37 PM (P0Sw/)
Posted by: TexasDan at May 12, 2017 08:38 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: freaked at May 12, 2017 08:38 PM (BO/km)
Just think about it. Who in Minnesota, in the middle of January wants a Blizzard? And would leave the home to go get one?
Posted by: Roybeen Player at May 12, 2017 08:31 PM (q3wv5)
DQs around here generally close up shop in the winter (unless they're in a mall)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 12, 2017 08:38 PM (BXC+l)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 12, 2017 08:38 PM (6FqZa)
Love their hash browns.
Posted by: ALH
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Has to be the most efficient diner in the world. All company owned, I believe.
Posted by: Anon at May 12, 2017 08:38 PM (pIW4p)
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 08:37 PM (sdi6R)/i]
Olympia here.
Don't tell anybody.
Please.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay at May 12, 2017 08:38 PM (SRKgf)
Might have to go out one last time.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 08:39 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Tuna at May 12, 2017 08:39 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 08:37 PM (sdi6R)/i]
Olympia here.
Don't tell anybody.
Please.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay at May 12, 2017 08:38 PM (SRKgf)
Bud Ice and Olympia when we were dick broke.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:39 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 08:37 PM (sdi6R)
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Ours was $6 30 packs of Strohs. Talk about pisswater....
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 12, 2017 08:39 PM (Hj4t4)
'Yes, sir,' and I continue chopping cilantro.
'Make us that for dinner. I haven't had it since the Americans left.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2017 08:39 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 12, 2017 08:40 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 08:40 PM (1cQvP)
Posted by: washrivergal at May 12, 2017 08:35 PM (+eKyB)
I said it was "side bacon". The ordinary kind with parallel strips of lean and fat. Back bacon, aka "Canadian bacon" is more like thin-sliced smoked pork chops. Both are yummy.
Embrace the power of "and". I will have back bacon, and side bacon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2017 08:40 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 08:40 PM (1cQvP)
Yeccch.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:40 PM (0mRoj)
Unless I have the wrong person. In that case, ignore what I just said.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 12, 2017 08:41 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2017 08:40 PM (0deF2)
What about front bacon?
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:41 PM (0mRoj)
Dinner finished, he says, 'I guess you really ARE an American.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2017 08:42 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:41 PM (0mRoj)
Barry O: I love me some front bacon. Long strips of it!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 08:42 PM (auHtY)
This is true of everything, not just the firing of that useless bumwad.
See my nic for further details.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at May 12, 2017 08:42 PM (KGH7Z)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2017 08:43 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:41 PM (0mRoj)
Why not? It keeps muslims away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2017 08:43 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 08:40 PM (1cQvP)
There are days when Lone Star is the right beer.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 12, 2017 08:43 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: gNewt at May 12, 2017 08:43 PM (2d71x)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 12, 2017 08:43 PM (P/kVC)
Also forays into Lazer ("A Specialty Malt Liquor"), Mickey's, and OE.
I didn't do beer those days. I was nicknamed the Cisco Kid for obvious reasons. . . .
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 08:43 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 08:43 PM (1cQvP)
This was well before the microbrew revolution. Once I developed more sophisticated tastes, imported beer was A Thing for awhile, but it was expensive and more of an occasional treat.
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 08:43 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2017 08:44 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 12, 2017 08:45 PM (/o9Qk)
Unless I have the wrong person. In that case, ignore what I just said.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 12, 2017 08:41 PM (/o9Qk)
I got a heads up from Ben recently here about that. I'll find a way to make it regardless of the day.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 08:45 PM (Jcg9Q)
I must admit, I once had a fondness for "Mickey's", thought it was pretty darn good stuff!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 12, 2017 08:45 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 08:40 PM (1cQvP)
--Heh, I *immediately* thought of Bunny Colvin's Paper Bag Speech from The Wire:
https://youtu.be/e9YgBF58Qks
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 08:45 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: concrete girl at May 12, 2017 08:45 PM (WKvlL)
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 08:43 PM (sdi6R)
(Quietly opens fridge, shuffles Old Milwaukee cans out of sight behind the bacon and the egg carton)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2017 08:45 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2017 08:46 PM (89T5c)
Yep Mickey's in the big mouth bottle was easy to drink.
Posted by: freaked at May 12, 2017 08:47 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 08:43 PM (1cQvP)
Quite a few. Shiner Bock, Guinness, Harp, Yuengling, Warsteiner, Tuborg, and a variety of others. I'm quite a fan of Belgian tripels as well. I don't go in much for over hopped beers like IPAs.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:47 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: eleven at May 12, 2017 08:48 PM (qUNWi)
This was well before the microbrew revolution. Once I developed more sophisticated tastes, imported beer was A Thing for awhile, but it was expensive and more of an occasional treat.
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 08:43 PM (sdi6R)
I used to "smuggle" as much Coors beer as I could fit in my Subaru wagon on my Aspen, Colorado to Michigan jaunt. There was a big warehouse on the west side of the Mississippi I'd stop at and load up.
I felt like such a rebel.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 08:48 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 08:45 PM (Jcg9Q)
Very cool.
You were at the MoMee last year, right? We just somehow seemed to miss you. I'm not the most...extroverted person, so that probably was the problem.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 12, 2017 08:48 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 08:48 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 12, 2017 08:48 PM (S2NMV)
Also forays into Lazer ("A Specialty Malt Liquor"), Mickey's, and OE.
I didn't do beer those days. I was nicknamed the Cisco Kid for obvious reasons. . . .
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 08:43 PM (GsAUU)
Feast on the Beast!
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:48 PM (0mRoj)
Exquisite.
The dialog is dark humor and hilarious.
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 08:49 PM (1cQvP)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2017 08:49 PM (TwwWO)
preferred The Beast. one Natural Light, another Keystone Light, and yet
another Crazy Horse malt liquor.
Also forays into Lazer ("A Specialty Malt Liquor"), Mickey's, and OE.
I didn't do beer those days. I was nicknamed the Cisco Kid for obvious reasons. . . .
Posted by: logprof
****
I drink OE 800 when I have my Sat. free. The trick is to first drink a 4 Loko, then you can only barely taste the OE.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 12, 2017 08:50 PM (hVdx9)
That's waaaay worser than wasting a perfectly good piece of cheese on a piece of pie.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 12, 2017 08:50 PM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:47 PM (0mRoj)
Which is why I don't really like the microbrews in my neck of the woods. Most of them are hopped up into the stratosphere, which makes them undrinkable to those of us who
DON'T
LIKE
HOPPY
BEERS!
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 12, 2017 08:50 PM (Iv4nr)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 08:48 PM (Jcg9Q)
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Country Boy is a lesbian?
Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2017 08:50 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 08:50 PM (1cQvP)
Posted by: Graduate Supporting Players at May 12, 2017 08:50 PM (qeUgm)
I felt like such a rebel.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 08:48 PM (Jcg9Q)
Did Jackie Gleason every chase after you?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 08:51 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:47 PM (0mRoj)
Had most of those, and like them. But I also like a good IPA. Henry Weinhard's Private Reserve is a fine beer at a popular price if you can find it in Florida. I think it's made in Washington State.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2017 08:51 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 12, 2017 08:50 PM (p5Y9F)
You shush, young lady!
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 12, 2017 08:51 PM (Iv4nr)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2017 08:49 PM (TwwWO)
Put your left leg down, your right leg up
Tilt your head back let's finish the cup
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:51 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2017 08:52 PM (TwwWO)
The unhinged hatred in comments I'm reading on the internet to Trump, Trump supporters is eye-opening.
The most common remarks:
- anyone who voted for Trump is a traitor
- the Republican party is fascist and needs to be dissolved and outlawed
If these people had the power to imprison you, they would. If these people could kill you and get away with it, they would.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 12, 2017 08:52 PM (44gVn)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 12, 2017 08:48 PM (/o9Qk)
Lol, I guess I didn't make much of an impression. I distinctly recall standing in a circle with you, your hubby and others and chatting well into the evening. You two left before I did.
There were way cooler people than me there anyways, so that's ok. I'm not the most extroverted either.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 08:52 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 08:53 PM (1cQvP)
Posted by: Barak Obama at May 12, 2017 08:53 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: MJ at May 12, 2017 08:54 PM (dk3hK)
Posted by: 2 x 4 Answers at May 12, 2017 08:54 PM (P0Sw/)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:48 PM (0mRoj)
--Heh, In the '90s --briefly-- there were actually TV ads for Milwaukee's Best with the tagline "Unleash the Beast". LMAO
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 08:54 PM (GsAUU)
Seems that there are two conflicting narratives fighting to be heard.
Posted by: Roybeen Player
Midol Medved has his junk in a neck-tie because Trump didn't fire Comey nicely.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 12, 2017 08:54 PM (udajc)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 08:51 PM (auHtY)
I was too far north. Iowa/Illinois.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 08:54 PM (Jcg9Q)
Next week we'll see more "sources close to Comey" leak stuff to the fake news, because St Comey would never leak stuff.
Comey is the obama stooge we knew he was, which will become apparent soon.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 12, 2017 08:54 PM (44gVn)
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So like every other leftist there ever has been throughout the 19th, 20th, and now the 21st.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 12, 2017 08:55 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 12, 2017 08:55 PM (KCxzN)
Oh, and carbzzz......lotsa carbzzz
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2017 08:56 PM (TwwWO)
Just from the pull-quote, more jaw-dropping confirmation of things we sort of know. Comey reviewed histories of 30 Espionage Act cases - as if there were a comparable case involving a cabinet secretary, years of deliberate felonies, and obstruction of justice from which to make any judgements. Also, according to same source, the Comey team pondered the best approach given the "political situation".
No, dumbasses, for the billionth time, not your job, way beyond your apparent intellects. Do your actual job (which also wasn't done, considering how the case was "investigated"), then when the Third World-level political squash comes from Lynch, speak out - and/or quit.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2017 08:56 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2017 08:51 PM (0deF2)
I have yet to taste an IPA that I like, and I have tried several. The astringent, bitter aftertaste just puts me off every time.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:56 PM (0mRoj)
So like every other leftist there ever has been throughout the 19th, 20th, and now the 21st.
Yeah, the same people you've been calling "liberals" all your life.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 12, 2017 08:56 PM (44gVn)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 12, 2017 08:48 PM (S2NMV)
Woot!
Lol, I guess I didn't make much of an impression. I
distinctly recall standing in a circle with you, your hubby and others
and chatting well into the evening. You two left before I did.
There were way cooler people than me there anyways, so that's ok. I'm not the most extroverted either.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 08:52 PM (Jcg9Q)
OK, so now I feel like an ass. I bet I know who you are when I see you but I thought you were someone different. If that makes any sense, and I bet it doesn't.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 12, 2017 08:56 PM (/o9Qk)
Ice cream is back on the menu.
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 08:56 PM (1cQvP)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 08:48 PM (Jcg9Q)
-----------
Country Boy is a lesbian?
Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2017 08:50 PM (Sfs6o)
Hey hey hey!!!
Subaru wagons were a very popular vehicle of choice in Aspen at that time.
Decided to get one myself. Loved it. Had 4 wheel drive which was great for driving around fields of snow.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 08:56 PM (Jcg9Q)
These stories are largely appearing when the DC crowd is 4 drinks in.
Posted by: MJ at May 12, 2017 08:57 PM (dk3hK)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 12, 2017 08:51 PM (Iv4nr)
I cannot stand pie!Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 12, 2017 08:57 PM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 12, 2017 08:56 PM (/o9Qk)
Lol, I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to make you feel bad. I really liked you and hubby, was hoping we'd cross paths in Mesquite sometime.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 08:58 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at May 12, 2017 08:58 PM (Zc+RP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 08:58 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 08:58 PM (GsAUU)
I ought to try other beers now and then, since I can afford it. After the election I bought a sampler case of Victory Beer to celebrate. It contained six different varieties, but Hop Devil IPA was just stunning. I later bought a case of that alone.
As the name implies, it's a hoppy IPA.
Despite the 1984-inspired name, Victory Beer is not cheap swill. They make all kinds of varieties. I need to investigate them further. That company is pretty local to me. I don't know how much of a national reach they have. Has anyone outside the SE PA area heard of them?
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 08:58 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 12, 2017 08:59 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: Huma at May 12, 2017 09:00 PM (GsAUU)
I remain convinced that it was the best tasting beer I've ever had.
Posted by: John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys at May 12, 2017 09:00 PM (fD1ST)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 12, 2017 09:00 PM (CNHr1)
Don't ask me how i know.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 12, 2017 09:00 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 08:56 PM (1cQvP)
But the kids only get one scoop.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 09:01 PM (auHtY)
It's nice to be able to actually "pair" beers with food, something I never could do, or thought to do, before. (a cream ale on nitro matched with an excellent burger using green chiles and packing some heat is a favorite)
Understand differences in taste, but as with so many other things (guns, wine), seems a lot of people actually put effort into not liking lots of things, or (without any basis) pick one thing or type or brand as "the best".
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2017 09:03 PM (QDnY+)
saint or something similar on the label. It was given to me at a German
restaurant. Wezenstephen or something like that.
"
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Could be Franzenskanner (SP?) which is a wizen (wheat) beer. Great tasting and comes in the litre size. That was/is my go to in (west) Germany.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 12, 2017 09:03 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 09:04 PM (ANIFC)
I need to add TCM's schedule page to my bookmarks.
"Scarborough Fair" . . .
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 09:04 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Insomniac
------------
That would be because the horse wandered into a field where wild garlic was growing.
Posted by: Anon at May 12, 2017 09:04 PM (pIW4p)
bad. I really liked you and hubby, was hoping we'd cross paths in
Mesquite sometime.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 08:58 PM (Jcg9Q)
Trust me, you didn't make me feel bad I do a good enough job of that myself. I have a horrible recollection for meeting people and faces, especially when it is the first time in a crowd.
We still need to get out there one day here to Mesquite and buy a shotgun.
Regardless, we will see you at Ben's place some time in June hopefully. That's the rough plan at the moment.
And again, I apologize...
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 12, 2017 09:04 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2017 09:04 PM (P0Sw/)
"plastics"
Posted by: Mr. Robinson at May 12, 2017 09:05 PM (pIW4p)
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 08:58 PM (sdi6R)
I've seen the Victory label in NoVA!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 12, 2017 09:05 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 12, 2017 09:06 PM (p5Y9F)
From the 1st time i saw the ad.
Posted by: tbodie at May 12, 2017 09:06 PM (b0NwW)
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks, AKA Worthless Imbecile at May 12, 2017 09:06 PM (eytER)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 12, 2017 09:06 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2017 09:06 PM (P0Sw/)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 12, 2017 09:06 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2017 09:07 PM (P0Sw/)
Probably the best decision I've made recently.
Posted by: MJ at May 12, 2017 09:07 PM (dk3hK)
Gimme a good lager, wheat beer, stout, Irish red ale, or occasional porter and if I really want to party doppelbock and I'm a happy girl.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 12, 2017 09:08 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 09:08 PM (1cQvP)
Posted by: garrett at May
yeah, there is no real consistent predictor of good wine.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 12, 2017 09:08 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: concrete girl at May 12, 2017 09:08 PM (WKvlL)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 12, 2017 09:08 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 12, 2017 09:09 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 12, 2017 09:04 PM (/o9Qk)
No need to apologize. Looking forward to it.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 09:09 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2017 09:03 PM (QDnY+)
A Master Chief I worked with once told me the proper answer to "What's the best beer you ever had?" was "The one I have in my hand right now!"
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 12, 2017 09:09 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 09:09 PM (ZO497)
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One of my favorite beers.
Used to live on Harbor Island and drank it all of the time.
Posted by: MJ at May 12, 2017 09:09 PM (dk3hK)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 12, 2017 09:09 PM (P/kVC)
--Tequila is derived from an Aztec phrase that means "makes chicks naked"
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 09:10 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 12, 2017 09:10 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: tbodie at May 12, 2017 09:11 PM (b0NwW)
Posted by: freaked at May 12, 2017 09:11 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: eleven at May 12, 2017 09:11 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 09:11 PM (1cQvP)
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2017 09:04 PM (P0Sw/)
Not where I lived.
8,000 feet up in the Rockies, 250-300 inches of snow per year when I was there. Snow was as often as not higher than my front end.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 09:11 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: rhomboid at May
your mistake is in assuming all opinions are equal.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 12, 2017 09:11 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: shibumi at May 12, 2017 09:11 PM (8zWAk)
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 09:10 PM (GsAUU)
=======
For me it means "makes him pick fights."
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 12, 2017 09:12 PM (38NCL)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 12, 2017 09:12 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: logprof
In what universe?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 12, 2017 09:12 PM (udajc)
Posted by: KansasCJ at May 12, 2017 09:13 PM (0CjmW)
There, I said it.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
same
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 12, 2017 09:06 PM (cPsPa)
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me neither.
i lurves it.
especially the one they named after me: Arrogant Bastard Ale.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 12, 2017 09:13 PM (vCbMW)
Posted by: logprof
because they have tho change their clothes to get the vomit off of them.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 12, 2017 09:13 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 12, 2017 09:09 PM (P/kVC)
It's supposed to go in the other end
Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 09:13 PM (ANIFC)
Ninety percent red drinker, but whites have their place. Depends.
Stalin's favorite wine was just OK - assuming it hasn't changed much since he would use it for toasts (while his ministers and generals used vodka). The winery that made it, back home in Georgia, was still in operation back in the 90s.
Had some home-made wines in Georgia which weren't going to win any awards, but the context - consumed on a cold November night, in the detached kitchen-house, along with fresh cheese-bread (khachapurri) baked in iron forms in an open fireplace ..... historically good.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2017 09:13 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 12, 2017 09:12 PM (udajc)
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Spring Break, of course.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 12, 2017 09:14 PM (vCbMW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 12, 2017 09:15 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2017 09:15 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 09:09 PM (Jcg9Q)
*curtsies*
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 12, 2017 09:15 PM (/o9Qk)
A number of times when I visited them at home, they were having delivered pizza. When I asked, they said that it was better than the restaurant food, because they didn't have to prepare it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 09:15 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: tbodie at May 12, 2017 09:15 PM (b0NwW)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 12, 2017 09:12 PM (udajc)
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Spring Break, of course.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 12, 2017 09:14 PM (vCbMW)
I never went to a Spring Break destination. Just one of many examples how I didn't live life.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 09:15 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 09:15 PM (Jcg9Q)
because they have tho change their clothes to get the vomit off of them.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 12, 2017 09:13 PM (cPsPa)
Actually, that's bourbon, isn't it? Not that I would know.
Posted by: stace at May 12, 2017 09:16 PM (zy+gb)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 09:15 PM (0mRoj)
Me neither.
*fistbump I guess*
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 09:16 PM (Jcg9Q)
You mean Harbor Island near Tampa? Small world... I'm a "Tampon" myself.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at May 12, 2017 09:16 PM (P5esK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2017 09:16 PM (lHLtU)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2017 09:16 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 09:15 PM (0mRoj)
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nor did i... even if i'd had the $$, i never would have been hip enough to have "benefited" from going.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 12, 2017 09:16 PM (vCbMW)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 09:15 PM (0mRoj)
Me neither.
*fistbump I guess*
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 09:16 PM (Jcg9Q)
A sad fistbump of regret.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 09:16 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 09:11 PM (1cQvP)
--That was good.
50 years on, it still applies.
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 09:17 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 09:17 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 12, 2017 09:17 PM (6FqZa)
I have drunk that, just because of the name.
Then i ordered a 2nd one because it is good beer.
Posted by: tbodie at May 12, 2017 09:18 PM (b0NwW)
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 09:18 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ALH at May 12, 2017 09:18 PM (1cQvP)
Posted by: stace at May
here, drink this
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 12, 2017 09:18 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: logprof
because they have tho change their clothes to get the vomit off of them.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 12, 2017 09:13 PM (cPsPa)
--Someone told me a technique for a tequila shot. I forgot the precise order, but it did involve taking a pinch of salt beforehand.
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 09:18 PM (GsAUU)
I did get to go to Padre... in August, when those damn kids weren't there to spoil it.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 12, 2017 09:19 PM (6FqZa)
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next to the hot fudge, of course...
over by the marshmallow creme
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 12, 2017 09:19 PM (vCbMW)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 12, 2017 09:19 PM (S2NMV)
Posted by: rhomboid at May
you will find the arguments are more entertaining if you point out that your taste is better than theirs.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 12, 2017 09:19 PM (cPsPa)
We've gotten too old for that shit.
Let me rephrase. He's gotten too old for that shit. I like bourbon. At home. No fights.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 12, 2017 09:19 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2017 09:20 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 09:17 PM (Uxokn)
Fat, drunk, stoned, stupid, belligerent, and obnoxious is no way to go through life but it's Bob's way
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 09:20 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 12, 2017 09:19 PM (S2NMV)
Sweet. Glad to hear it. I hope we can all organize a date together.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 12, 2017 09:20 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 12, 2017 09:20 PM (44gVn)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 09:16 PM (0mRoj)
I was excited one spring semester because I had a chance to take a class in Missouri.
MISSOURI
That's how much of a non-life I had.
Of course, it got cancelled.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 09:20 PM (Jcg9Q)
Think he did it to tweak the snobs who hung on his reviews of NYC restaurants.
Or this could all be "false memory" caused by (hmmm, back then, let's see ..... ) excessive consumption of beer (non-craft variety - I seem to recall Harp was always a staple for me at bars) and hard stuff.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2017 09:21 PM (QDnY+)
if you have to shoot it, or do the lime and salt thing, in order to tolerate it, buy a better quality tequila.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 12, 2017 09:21 PM (vCbMW)
Posted by: logprof at May
right, buy shot,
lick salt off your hand,
have someone else drink the tequila,
suck the lime
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 12, 2017 09:21 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at May 12, 2017 09:21 PM (P5esK)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 12, 2017 09:22 PM (vBeA5)
Heh, best friend and i went on an epic spring break trip one year. To Biloxi, Ms.
It rained. All 5 days.
Then i got pulled over by a small town cop for speeding on the way home at 2 in the morning.
Never did Spring Break again.
Posted by: tbodie at May 12, 2017 09:22 PM (b0NwW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2017 09:23 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 09:18 PM (GsAUU)
Yeah, me and my comadres were doing that in bars when we were 17. Oddly I can't remember the order either. You bite the lime, lick the salt off your hand, then shoot or something like that.
Because I have lime trees I make margaritas every night, until recently anyway. The lime juice was making my reflux return.
Posted by: stace at May 12, 2017 09:23 PM (zy+gb)
Posted by: tbodie at May 12, 2017 09:22 PM (b0NwW)
I still think about doing Spring Break in Florida once. Just to do it.
So what if I'm the old fart on the beach?
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 09:23 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 09:23 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: concrete girl at May 12, 2017 09:24 PM (WKvlL)
Is Donut Perino on a date night with Jasper ?
Tell you what honey. I'll listen to your opinion after you get back from prom, mmkay?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 09:24 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 09:24 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 12, 2017 09:25 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: stace
you should be making lime daiquiris all year round
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 12, 2017 09:25 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 12, 2017 09:21 PM (vCbMW)*
Hmmm, seemed like a good idea at the time.
Posted by: tbodie at May 12, 2017 09:25 PM (b0NwW)
if you have to shoot it, or do the lime and salt thing, in order to tolerate it, buy a better quality tequila.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 12, 2017 09:21 PM (vCbMW)
--We had good Jimador shit left over from our wedding. Made good parting gifts for members of my wedding party.
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 09:25 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Molly k. at May 12, 2017 09:25 PM (9H4KE)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 12, 2017 09:25 PM (/o9Qk)
Then there's sake and shochu, have been meaning to explore those worlds too (have done a bit of sake tasting in Japan in various regions, but not enough to "learn" anything about what I like).
And scotch. I'm a complete barbarian, it will probably all taste like ground run-off to me.
I are unedumucated, it would seem.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2017 09:26 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 09:26 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 12, 2017 09:26 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 12, 2017 09:26 PM (cPsPa)
if you have to shoot it, or do the lime and salt thing, in order to tolerate it, buy a better quality tequila.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 12, 2017 09:21 PM (vCbMW)
^This. There are many wonderful tequilas out there. Patron Silver is amazing stuff.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 09:26 PM (0mRoj)
I ask SO what the hell is that. Answer, A really fast way to get drunk.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 12, 2017 09:26 PM (S2NMV)
Posted by: stace at May 12, 2017 09:26 PM (zy+gb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2017 09:26 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: KansasCJ at May 12, 2017 09:27 PM (0CjmW)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 09:23 PM (Jcg9Q)*
You know the drill.
Pics, or it did not happen.
Posted by: tbodie at May 12, 2017 09:27 PM (b0NwW)
He liked Miller Lite. It's what I know, it's what I like. Refuse to touch hard stuff, wine or champagne.
Posted by: Molly k. at May 12, 2017 09:25 PM (9H4KE)
Doesn't Miller call itself the Champagne of Beers?
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 09:27 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 09:15 PM (0mRoj)
Me neither.
*fistbump I guess*
Posted by: Country Boy
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Ah. Missed opportunities to meet a bail bondsman.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 09:27 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 09:28 PM (ANIFC)
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Tastes great and leads to freaky sex stuff.
So I heard. From a friend.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 09:28 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: s.m.o.d. at May 12, 2017 09:28 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: KansasCJ at May 12, 2017 09:27 PM (0CjmW)
.........
Darn right!
Posted by: Molly k. at May 12, 2017 09:28 PM (9H4KE)
Posted by: Molly k. at May 12, 2017 09:25 PM (9H4KE)
He told us to go fuck ourselves, flounced out, and hasn't been seen since.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 09:29 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: rickl
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The Champagne of Bottled]/i] Beers
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 09:29 PM (ZO497)
Smells like mineral spirits, but tastes far worse. Still, my Korean friends and 'nieces' all like it. But like a lot of domestic, traditional Asian booze, the appeal is selective.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2017 09:29 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2017 09:26 PM (TwwWO)
Any moment now the cattle cars are gonna roll... ooh, look, did you know fapplebee's now has unlimited appetizers...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 12, 2017 09:29 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 09:24 PM (ANIFC)
Never heard of it.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 09:29 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 12, 2017 09:29 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 12, 2017 09:29 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 09:28 PM (ANIFC)
That's the anejo. It does have a taste very similar to scotch.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 09:29 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 09:23 PM (Jcg9Q)*
You know the drill.
Pics, or it did not happen.
Posted by: tbodie at May 12, 2017 09:27 PM (b0NwW)
Haven't been there yet.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 09:30 PM (Jcg9Q)
He told us to go fuck ourselves, flounced out, and hasn't been seen since.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 09:29 PM (0mRoj)
He's been seen at Instapundit, and some other place I forgot.
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 09:30 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 09:30 PM (NBHj5)
The left is so deranged and bereft of logic that words fail to capture just how insane they are.
Will we be hearing about Russia bullshit for the next 7 years? Every day, Russia?
Fucking Diane Feinstein is on video admitting there is no evidence and yet the "news media" just parrot this Russia crap every damn day.
Trump is a Russian agent their media cult leaders say.
The left exists in an alternate reality where anything they dislike is automatically branded a racist Nazi conspiracy that gives them the right to murder and silence anyone they disagree with.
HOW CAN WE CONTINUE LIKE THIS?
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at May 12, 2017 09:30 PM (NAv1Q)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 12, 2017 09:30 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 09:27 PM (sdi6R)
.............
That would make total sense. I'm kinda fancy like that
Posted by: Molly k. at May 12, 2017 09:30 PM (9H4KE)
I am not a huge beer fan but Shinerbock is very good.
I also have developed an affinity for citrus IPAs . Something about the orange/tangerine/grapefruit goes well with a heavy gravity IPA.
Stoner's makes a good one.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 09:31 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2017 09:31 PM (QDnY+)
Yeah, that's why so many people get caught taking estrogen.
No, I didn't read the article. It's apparently at a site called 'contactmusic.net'.
Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2017 09:31 PM (7H/2n)
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Tastes great and leads to freaky sex stuff.
So I heard. From a friend.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 09:28 PM (Uxokn)
I can only speak to the tastes great aspect.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 09:31 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mabel at May 12, 2017 09:31 PM (NBHj5)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 09:30 PM (Jcg9Q)*
Good, pics are still an option.
Posted by: tbodie at May 12, 2017 09:32 PM (b0NwW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 12, 2017 09:29 PM (cPsPa)
...............
I brought him in good faith. Honest to God he likes Miller Lite. (so do I)
Posted by: Molly k. at May 12, 2017 09:32 PM (9H4KE)
Posted by: T-Pain at May 12, 2017 09:32 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 12, 2017 09:33 PM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: Mabel at May 12, 2017 09:31 PM (NBHj5)
If hipsters knew their shit Black Label would be as big as Papst.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 12, 2017 09:33 PM (P/kVC)
He told us to go fuck ourselves, flounced out, and hasn't been seen since.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 09:29 PM (0mRoj)
He's been seen at Instapundit, and some other place I forgot.
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 09:30 PM (sdi6R)
I meant here. He popped up at Insty and Reason. From the few exchanges I saw he was annoying the shit out of the commenters over there too.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 09:33 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 09:33 PM (Uxokn)
===
Tastes great and leads to freaky sex stuff.
So I heard. From a friend.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 09:28 PM (Uxokn)
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I hope your 'friend' finished her...
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 12, 2017 09:34 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 12, 2017 09:34 PM (/o9Qk)
He was on the last thread. He just has a new nic.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 12, 2017 09:34 PM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: Monica at May 12, 2017 09:34 PM (n0cio)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 09:34 PM (Uxokn)
The left is so deranged and bereft of logic that words fail to capture just how insane they are.
Will we be hearing about Russia bullshit for the next 7 years? Every day, Russia?
--
Yep.
Mentally ill people fixate. It's what they do. Kind of think that half of the nation has gone full on Borderline Personality Disorder, with hints of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Life under Trump: Learning to live with the mentally ill.
/no joking.
Posted by: shibumi at May 12, 2017 09:34 PM (8zWAk)
Posted by: stace at May 12, 2017 09:35 PM (zy+gb)
The good news, it's been two days and no reports out of Fort Darcy Park.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 12, 2017 09:35 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 12, 2017 09:35 PM (/o9Qk)
He was on the last thread. He just has a new nic.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 12, 2017 09:34 PM (p5Y9F)
Really? What's he going by now?
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 09:35 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2017 09:31 PM (QDnY+)*
From what I've heard of Mother Russia, vodka flowed like water. Understandable.
Posted by: tbodie at May 12, 2017 09:35 PM (b0NwW)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 12, 2017 09:35 PM (e9G8E)
He popped up at Insty and Reason. From the few exchanges I saw he was annoying the shit out of the commenters over there too.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 09:33 PM (0mRoj)
Reason. That's the other place I was thinking of.
And yes, you're right.
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 09:35 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 12, 2017 09:36 PM (n0cio)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:56 PM (0mRoj)
309
Just to be clear, Henry's is not an IPA; it's a lager, and comparable to some of the brands you mentioned.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2017 09:36 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: torabora at May 12, 2017 09:36 PM (c6EG8)
One local craft place has a grapefruit IPA that is fantastic, but too much fruit to be anything other than a stand-alone hot-weather beer or a "dessert" beer. I've found some of the local coffee porters to be the perfect "after dinner" beer.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2017 09:36 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2017 09:36 PM (0deF2)
Gotcha. From the context of the discussion I thought it was an IPA.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 09:37 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: josephistan at May 12, 2017 09:37 PM (ANIFC)
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told us to fuck ourselves and flounced out of here
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 12, 2017 09:37 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 09:37 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 09:35 PM
................
I think I saw him not too long ago. It was nice. I missed him
Posted by: Molly k. at May 12, 2017 09:37 PM (9H4KE)
Whatever became of Carling Black Label?
Posted by: Mabel
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carling_brewery
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 09:37 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Democrat's at May 12, 2017 09:37 PM (c6EG8)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 12, 2017 09:34 PM (p5Y9F)
Can't be. Nobody annoyed the shit out of me on the last thread.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 09:38 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hurlingbone (T) at May 12, 2017 09:39 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: rhomboid
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Yeah it took me a while to develop a taste for IPAs but now it seems nothing else will do.
I am cheap so I like high alcohol content. I will happily learn to drink whatever has the highest ABV.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 09:39 PM (Uxokn)
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so, would 500 comments per week here be a concern?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 12, 2017 09:39 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2017 09:39 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Democrat's at May 12, 2017 09:37 PM (c6EG
How can anyone who eats TWO scoops of ice cream ever pretend to be good?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 09:39 PM (auHtY)
Mentally ill people fixate. It's what they do. Kind of think that half of the nation has gone full on Borderline Personality Disorder, with hints of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Life under Trump: Learning to live with the mentally ill.
----------------
It is because their personal lives have no meaning, so they attach themselves to a cause, which they think will give them meaning.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 09:40 PM (ZO497)
KansasCJ, I think? Maybe someone's socking him, though.
And now I think about it, I think he lives in MO, so I am probably mistaken.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 12, 2017 09:40 PM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 09:26 PM (Uxokn)
When you get down to the fundamentals, where is here anyway?
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 12, 2017 09:41 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: pissed off oddnot at May 12, 2017 09:41 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 09:40 PM (ZO497)
I guess that explains my continued appearance on the Weekly Wall o Shame.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 09:41 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:56 PM (0mRoj) *
Tastes like grapefruit to me. I can drink 1 IPA a night and enjoy it. After that it's back to a lager for me.
Posted by: tbodie at May 12, 2017 09:42 PM (b0NwW)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2017 09:42 PM (QDnY+)
KansasCJ, I think? Maybe someone's socking him, though.
And now I think about it, I think he lives in MO, so I am probably mistaken.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 12, 2017 09:40 PM (p5Y9F)
Huh. OK then.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 09:42 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 12, 2017 09:42 PM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: KansasCJ at May 12, 2017 09:42 PM (0CjmW)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hurlingbone (T) at May 12, 2017 09:39 PM (tHwdc)
--
you'll all be hearing from our lawyers. Our Very Regular lawyers.
Posted by: Raisin Bran at May 12, 2017 09:43 PM (vChNs)
I said "Yecch". At that age I was more into soda.
Yes, I'm from Cincinnati. I remember they used to be a sponsor of Reds games. I think they've been defunct for many years now.
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 09:43 PM (sdi6R)
I'm beginning to think President Trump is doing this on purpose to cause the left to have a mass heart attack, stroke, drug overdose and liver explosion due to alcohol abuse.
Posted by: YIKES! at May 12, 2017 09:43 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 08:56 PM (0mRoj) *
Tastes like grapefruit to me. I can drink 1 IPA a night and enjoy it. After that it's back to a lager for me.
Posted by: tbodie at May 12, 2017 09:42 PM (b0NwW)
Dogfish Head 90 minute cold crash IPA. Hippie but doesn't dry you out
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 12, 2017 09:43 PM (n0cio)
Posted by: KansasCJ at May 12, 2017 09:44 PM (0CjmW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 09:40 PM (ZO497)
I guess that explains my continued appearance on the Weekly Wall o Shame.
Posted by: Insomniac
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Yeah, well me too...but there is a vast gulf between we and they. We do not impose ourselves on the rest of the world, or demand behaviors.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 09:44 PM (ZO497)
I'm beginning to think President Trump is doing this on purpose to cause the left to have a mass heart attack, stroke, drug overdose and liver explosion due to alcohol abuse.
Posted by: YIKES! at May 12, 2017 09:43 PM (t6XCL)
That would be fine by me.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 09:44 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 12, 2017 09:45 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: YIKES! at May 12, 2017 09:43 PM (t6XCL)
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I sure hope so. Jug ears as president almost cost me a perfectly good liver.
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 12, 2017 09:45 PM (38NCL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 09:45 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 09:45 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 09:44 PM (ZO497)
This is true, and it is a huge difference.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 09:45 PM (0mRoj)
Ask not what your country can do for you; ask where's my damn two scoops?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 12, 2017 09:45 PM (Nwg0u)
The Scoops is Two! Damn Fine!
Posted by: That yelling guy from New York at May 12, 2017 09:47 PM (8iiMU)
IPAs but not always) with some subtle added flavors that work very well.
===
I am notorious for hating "added flavors". Coffee is black. Liquor is straight.
Cherry-flavored anything makes me want to puke.
But something about the citrus IPAs just works. I will try the porters and let you know how it goes.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 09:47 PM (Uxokn)
I'm not a hard-core IPA sort (I know some - just another group missing out on a lot of options, seems to me), but case by case, and context (food/no food, etc.), sure, there are some I've loved.
What's really nice is that it's now become sort of standard for restaurants to have at least a few craft beer options (usually local) - a big change in just a few years. But that's here (San Diego, with close to 150 craft breweries now), not sure things have moved that far everywhere.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2017 09:47 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 09:47 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 09:44 PM (ZO497)
---
IOW, unlike us, they get things done...
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 12, 2017 09:47 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 09:48 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2017 09:48 PM (TwwWO)
xoxo Beeyotches.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 12, 2017 09:48 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 12, 2017 09:48 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 12, 2017 09:48 PM (p5Y9F)
*pictures Slapweasel poised like a leopard, ready to pounce on the ONT*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 09:49 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Good Humor Man at May 12, 2017 09:49 PM (8iiMU)
Rest up, sweet pea.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 12, 2017 09:49 PM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: I Know Nuttink at May 12, 2017 09:49 PM (KkdSg)
Sprinkles are extra.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 12, 2017 09:49 PM (vChNs)
Anyway...bed.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 12, 2017 09:50 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 09:50 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Andrew Jackson at May 12, 2017 09:50 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 09:50 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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Yeah. Kind of an odd dust-up with B.C.
Also Ricardo Kill. I still kind of fret about the guy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 09:51 PM (ZO497)
It's too bad that Comey guy isn't around anymore. He was on the verge of a major breakthrough in the investigation and just like that...snap...he's gone.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at May 12, 2017 09:51 PM (FAWOn)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 12, 2017 09:35 PM (e9G8E)
Sounds like Mickey's Big Mouth. They have a wide opening, so you can more easily chug the whole bottle down before the taste compels you to hurl.
I have heard it said that their QC is poor, or maybe handling post-bottling is indifferent. That it can be quite tasty, or really, really awful, and you never know from day to day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2017 09:51 PM (0deF2)
If you thought two girls, one cup was too much the world won't be able to handle Two scoops, One president
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 09:51 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 09:51 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 09:43 PM (sdi6R)
Apparently, still around.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2017 09:51 PM (4HbHy)
Posted by: Andrew Jackson at May 12, 2017 09:51 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2017 09:51 PM (TwwWO)
Just the other day something here reminded me of the time T9 was asked by his wife about how she looked in some pants, or something like that, and he gave The Reply No Husband Has Ever Even Considering Mumbling Under His Breath (made her look heavy, or something).
Hilarity ensued (for us, not for T9).
Didn't he have AOSHQ patches made up, too?
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2017 09:52 PM (QDnY+)
The free market: How does it work?
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 09:52 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 12, 2017 09:52 PM (vChNs)
Yes, I don't think that ended well. Wasn't someone going to check on him?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 12, 2017 09:52 PM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 12, 2017 09:43 PM (n0cio)*
So, let's just say I may need a little clarification, would "Dogfish Head 90" be a proper noun?
Posted by: tbodie at May 12, 2017 09:52 PM (b0NwW)
Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2017 09:18 PM
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salt, lime, tequila.
Lick it, suck it, slam it.
Posted by: EyeTest at May 12, 2017 09:53 PM (5x9My)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 12, 2017 09:48 PM (p5Y9F)
Yes, I do miss him. But not that other guy.
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 09:54 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at May 12, 2017 09:54 PM (n3hky)
Yes he did; I have one. And want more.
Honest to God, I don't understand why bygones can't be bygones here. For fucks sake, it's a message board.
Coothie, for instance. What a clusterfuck that he was banned.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 12, 2017 09:55 PM (p5Y9F)
Are you thinking of Nip? I don't recall RKill being bad. (I used to confuse you two!)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 12, 2017 09:56 PM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 12, 2017 09:57 PM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at May 12, 2017 09:57 PM (Zc+RP)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 12, 2017 09:56 PM (p5Y9F)
Ricardo Kill was always a gentleman here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2017 09:58 PM (0deF2)
The concern with RK was health related not trollish behavior.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 12, 2017 10:00 PM (sEDyY)
Yes, I really think rick was thinking of ol' Nip Sip.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 12, 2017 10:01 PM (p5Y9F)
Are you thinking of Nip? I don't recall RKill being bad. (I used to confuse you two!)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 12, 2017 09:56 PM (p5Y9F)
No, I was referring to chemjeff as the guy I don't miss.
I liked Ricardo Kill. I had forgotten about him, but now that you mention it I seem to remember him having health problems. That he's gone missing is worrisome.
NipSip is another one that disappeared. I don't remember him being banned or flouncing, but I haven't seen him in a while.
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 10:01 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 10:01 PM (ZO497)
*saunters off to the ONT*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 10:03 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 12, 2017 10:04 PM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: Molly k. at May
heh, I am not defending him, simply making the point that he is not much of a target
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 12, 2017 10:04 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 12, 2017 10:05 PM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 12, 2017 10:07 PM (p5Y9F)
I thought it was pretty mild as such things go. I miss how he used to be (or at least what I thought was how he was) but don't miss who he became at the end at all.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 12, 2017 10:11 PM (sEDyY)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 12, 2017 10:14 PM (/WPPJ)
I think it just reminded me of high school, and how the soft spoken ones got dogged on all the time.
And yes, he got obnoxious, probably even more than I realize, as I checked out for awhile, but I do not understand why people can't just scroll past the ones who are bothering them.
How have you and the children been? Have you adjusted to Tejas?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 12, 2017 10:17 PM (p5Y9F)
I like it, and I think the kids generally do too. Definitely glad not to be dealing with Colorado and Missouri winters the last couple of years.
We know now *why* we're here, which is nice. Need to be in a place with a big population that has big hearts, and big wallets is good too. Oh, and where human trafficking is an issue. Sadly, the last can be found anywhere, but there aren't that many places with the first three all together.
Where are you and Thor now? Is he finished with that contract work?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 12, 2017 10:23 PM (sEDyY)
When Under Armor CEO Kevin Plank said such a pro-business president like Trump was a real asset for the country, Johnson jumped up to call that "divisive" and said he supported diversity.
Except for Trump supporters, I guess. Meh.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 12, 2017 10:24 PM (Ndje9)
Weird how all these people say the opposite but Ace pushes the statist POV.
Posted by: Leninism at May 12, 2017 10:24 PM (qDhbG)
It's wonderful to watch the Divine plan unfold, isn't it? Especially after such a long, rough patch.
Yes, contract work is done and we are settled in Arkansas.
Contrary female that I am, I miss visiting my kin in NC! But all is well, thank you for asking!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 12, 2017 10:37 PM (p5Y9F)
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