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Trump Launches Panel to Investigate Election Fraud
Good. It was a campaign promise, it's long overdue, and it's the right time for it -- the media and Democrats cannot object to an investigation into voter fraud when they're simultaneously screaming about "hacking the election," at least not without appearing to be more ridiculous shills than they currently appear.
Adam Schiff and Jake Tapper are all about voting integrity. Right? Right...? That said, the Usual Suspects are already complaining. They're claiming that having to show ID would make it "harder" for "some people" to vote, in much the same way that having to show ID makes it harder for some people to buy cigarettes, alcohol, and guns.Comments
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Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at May 12, 2017 01:59 PM (ukNFU)
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first?
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 01:59 PM (UmSfZ)
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 12, 2017 01:59 PM (mC1ZI)
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damn
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 12, 2017 01:59 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at May 12, 2017 01:59 PM (ukNFU)
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LC for the win. I'll fetch said corgis
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 02:00 PM (UmSfZ)
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Pretty sure they are objecting to it. Don't you know that Trump put a pro-voter ID guy in charge of the panel? Oh the horror!
Posted by: buzzion at May 12, 2017 02:00 PM (z/Ubi)
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I wonder what will come of it? If fraud is exposed, will anyone go to jail or at least lose their jobs?
Posted by: kathysaysso at May 12, 2017 02:00 PM (43OZ6)
Posted by: Soon to be POTUS Hillary Rodham Clinton at May 12, 2017 02:01 PM (R+30W)
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I believe Ace's Dick went a little bit on the menacing side ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2017 02:02 PM (kBuGL)
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He should rapid fire the latest outrage. They can only respond to one at a time.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 12, 2017 02:02 PM (eZ0Cd)
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Good. It was a campaign promise, it's long overdue, and it's the right time for it -- the media and Democrats cannot object to an investigation into voter fraud when they're simultaneously screaming about "hacking the election," at least not without appearing to be more ridiculous shills than they currently appear.
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A solid look at the voter rolls for all the people who are dead, registered in multiple states, and non-citizens could make things better overall.
I'm not thinking of presidential elections, but of the smaller elections.
How much do you want to bet that voter fraud in a few state races gave Democrats their super-majority in California? *grumble grumble*California is a lost cause*grumble grumble*
But apply that lesson elsewhere, and you've got a recipe for making state governments more Republican as well.
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A solid look at the voter rolls for all the people who are dead, registered in multiple states, and non-citizens could make things better overall.
I'm not thinking of presidential elections, but of the smaller elections.
How much do you want to bet that voter fraud in a few state races gave Democrats their super-majority in California? *grumble grumble*California is a lost cause*grumble grumble*
But apply that lesson elsewhere, and you've got a recipe for making state governments more Republican as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 12, 2017 02:02 PM (mC1ZI)
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Certainly the Dems will object. They couldn't object to Comey being fired without looking ridiculous and, well, there they are.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks. Yes, I Know I Suck at May 12, 2017 02:02 PM (tVWQB)
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Ace....
And open a checking account or buy a car or enter a government building or fly on a commercial airline or go to the doctor and use ObamaCare insurance or a million other things....
And open a checking account or buy a car or enter a government building or fly on a commercial airline or go to the doctor and use ObamaCare insurance or a million other things....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2017 02:03 PM (rF0hx)
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Remember, Maxine Waters has declared Jeff Sessions racist because the DOJ supported the Texas ID law.
"He wants to put minorities in their place"
Sure Maxine, I'll buy that as soon as he puts you in jail or has you involuntarily committed.
"He wants to put minorities in their place"
Sure Maxine, I'll buy that as soon as he puts you in jail or has you involuntarily committed.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 12, 2017 02:03 PM (bJ+bK)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 12, 2017 02:03 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:03 PM (Jcg9Q)
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I keep saying, first time Wisconsin has a voter ID law and Republicans win the state on a Presidential level,
Last time was like 30+ years ago.
Last time was like 30+ years ago.
Posted by: Maritime at May 12, 2017 02:03 PM (h1Tob)
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They're claiming that having to show ID would make it "harder" for "some people" to vote, in much the same way that having to show ID makes it harder for some people to buy cigarettes, alcohol, and guns.
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Yeah, and somehow ID requirements don't impede anyone from signing up for welfare and food stamps.
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Yeah, and somehow ID requirements don't impede anyone from signing up for welfare and food stamps.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 12, 2017 02:03 PM (vg8iE)
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I just love these press conferences with Spicer. It's all righteous indignation on the faces of the MFM and foaming at the mouth questions to get him
I just love these press conferences with Spicer. It's all righteous indignation on the faces of the MFM and foaming at the mouth questions to get him
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 02:03 PM (493sH)
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>>A solid look at the voter rolls for all the people who are dead, registered in multiple states, and non-citizens could make things better overall.
Not for us, it won't.
Not for us, it won't.
Posted by: DNC at May 12, 2017 02:03 PM (P0Sw/)
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Later today on NPR's "All Things Considered"
(and I kid you not)
The rise of white supremacist groups on US college campuses.
Must have missed that Tucker episode.
Later today on NPR's "All Things Considered"
(and I kid you not)
The rise of white supremacist groups on US college campuses.
Must have missed that Tucker episode.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 02:04 PM (IqV8l)
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at least not without appearing to be more ridiculous shills than they currently appear.
Oh ye of little faith. They Double-thinked much worse than that and gotten away with it.
Oh ye of little faith. They Double-thinked much worse than that and gotten away with it.
Posted by: Grump928(c) pontificates at May 12, 2017 02:04 PM (QQ+il)
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18 I keep saying, first time Wisconsin has a voter ID law and Republicans win the state on a Presidential level,
Last time was like 30+ years ago.
Posted by: Maritime at May 12, 2017 02:03 PM (h1Tob)
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And WI is solidly Republican at the state level as well.
Last time was like 30+ years ago.
Posted by: Maritime at May 12, 2017 02:03 PM (h1Tob)
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And WI is solidly Republican at the state level as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 12, 2017 02:04 PM (mC1ZI)
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Russia, Comey, voter fraud, eventually the Lefty scum are gonna suffer from overload.
One can always hope anyways.
One can always hope anyways.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:04 PM (Jcg9Q)
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EXCELLENT!!!!
Because you know they are already working on all sorts of schemes to ensure victories in 2018.
Because you know they are already working on all sorts of schemes to ensure victories in 2018.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 02:04 PM (NOIQH)
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Donny Two Scoops is on this.
Posted by: eleven at May 12, 2017 02:04 PM (qUNWi)
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The corruption in Seattle voting doesn't even cause blushing anymore.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2017 02:05 PM (0tfLf)
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>>The rise of white supremacist groups on US college campuses.
They're referring to College Republicans and Fraternities, no?
They're referring to College Republicans and Fraternities, no?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 02:05 PM (NOIQH)
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Anybody caught trying to get their bowl of gruel in TrumpCamp what doesn't show a Camp ID spends a night in the box.
Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (Bdeb0)
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It's a smart play.
Of course it's not nearly as incendiary an outrage as two scoops of vanilla ice cream and a diet coke -- when others get one scoop and a glass of water -- an issue that every American of limited means can identify with.
Sean Spicer over. He survived.
It's a smart play.
Of course it's not nearly as incendiary an outrage as two scoops of vanilla ice cream and a diet coke -- when others get one scoop and a glass of water -- an issue that every American of limited means can identify with.
Sean Spicer over. He survived.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (HTdUD)
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And open a checking account or buy a car or enter a government building or fly on a commercial airline or go to the doctor and use ObamaCare insurance or a million other things....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2017 02:03 PM (rF0hx)
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And to enter the DNC Convention last summer.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2017 02:03 PM (rF0hx)
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And to enter the DNC Convention last summer.
Posted by: bluebell at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (sBOL1)
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And open a checking account
This. Because of the war on terror, presenting government ID is a requirement for opening a bank account. There's no way around it. None.
This. Because of the war on terror, presenting government ID is a requirement for opening a bank account. There's no way around it. None.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (QQ+il)
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Dem talking points:
1. Russians hacked the election (and helped Trump win)
2. Election fraud doesn't exist
1. Russians hacked the election (and helped Trump win)
2. Election fraud doesn't exist
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (PY9jH)
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#NotTiredOfWinningYet!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (KGH7Z)
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I hope Donald tweets: "Personally, I believe in all of our citizens, and I know that they are smart enough to get an ID."
Can you imagine the heads exploding?
Can you imagine the heads exploding?
Posted by: Vanceone at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (HcgJZ)
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OT: I just had my first experience meeting a SJW type. She left me a review: "I don't feel like the tutor was listening to what I had to say"
Hon, this is math. Your opinion is invalid.
Hon, this is math. Your opinion is invalid.
Posted by: Manspreader at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (8iDdu)
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Voting fraud should be a capital crime. If you are caught, speedy trial and one to the head.
Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (nN3W/)
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Was it a campaign promise? I thought it came after when they were all hurr durr da popular vote hurr durr and Trump, being Trump thank God, got irked and said he'd look into it.
I saw the usual arguments yesterday. If there's nothing to it, no one would need to say anything.
I think it was the NYT or Wapo who cited experts and of course none of that is going on at all thank you sir. How do they know? How much are they spending and how many boots on the ground do they have to make sure it isn't happening?
Sorry I need more than "experts" dredged up by the Great Liars And Betrayers. Of course all of these experts are Lefties or Left wing organizations.
Nuthin' to see here, boss!
I saw the usual arguments yesterday. If there's nothing to it, no one would need to say anything.
I think it was the NYT or Wapo who cited experts and of course none of that is going on at all thank you sir. How do they know? How much are they spending and how many boots on the ground do they have to make sure it isn't happening?
Sorry I need more than "experts" dredged up by the Great Liars And Betrayers. Of course all of these experts are Lefties or Left wing organizations.
Nuthin' to see here, boss!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (4ErVI)
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22
Later today on NPR's "All Things Considered"
(and I kid you not)
The rise of white supremacist groups on US college campuses.
Must have missed that Tucker episode.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 02:04 PM (IqV8l)
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You know. ..... . fuck it.
There isnt ever going to be a reconciliation.
We need to be thinking about the inevitable divorce and parting of the ways between the right and the left... the makers and the takers...
It will never get any better. Ever.
Later today on NPR's "All Things Considered"
(and I kid you not)
The rise of white supremacist groups on US college campuses.
Must have missed that Tucker episode.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 02:04 PM (IqV8l)
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You know. ..... . fuck it.
There isnt ever going to be a reconciliation.
We need to be thinking about the inevitable divorce and parting of the ways between the right and the left... the makers and the takers...
It will never get any better. Ever.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (8XRCm)
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25 Russia, Comey, voter fraud, eventually the Lefty scum are gonna suffer from overload.
One can always hope anyways.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:04 PM (Jcg9Q)
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The never ending stream of outrage could have the effect of turning off most of the left save the most true of true believers.
Why keep worrying about this shit when you need to go to work and feed your kids? And the world won't end, their paychecks will go up, and then they'll tune back in later.
One can always hope anyways.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:04 PM (Jcg9Q)
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The never ending stream of outrage could have the effect of turning off most of the left save the most true of true believers.
Why keep worrying about this shit when you need to go to work and feed your kids? And the world won't end, their paychecks will go up, and then they'll tune back in later.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 12, 2017 02:07 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:07 PM (Jcg9Q)
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Every time I go to my doctor, I have to show photo ID (my license).
Same with filling a prescription. Or buying alcohol. Or cigs (if I smoked, which I don't and never have).
Same with filling a prescription. Or buying alcohol. Or cigs (if I smoked, which I don't and never have).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 02:07 PM (PY9jH)
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If Republicans were smart, they'd also wrangle in early voting.
My guess is the overwhelming majority of voter fraud is through early voting. Much harder to get people to do this in person.
Notice that the states that had really lax early voting, Hillary did well in.
Ones that had tighter restrictions and were more lopsided towards same day, Trump did well.
My guess is the overwhelming majority of voter fraud is through early voting. Much harder to get people to do this in person.
Notice that the states that had really lax early voting, Hillary did well in.
Ones that had tighter restrictions and were more lopsided towards same day, Trump did well.
Posted by: Maritime at May 12, 2017 02:07 PM (h1Tob)
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Later today on NPR's "All Things Considered"
(and I kid you not)
The rise of white supremacist groups on US college campuses.
Must have missed that Tucker episode.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 02:04 PM (IqV8l)
What about those Klan meetings at the World Series?
(and I kid you not)
The rise of white supremacist groups on US college campuses.
Must have missed that Tucker episode.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 02:04 PM (IqV8l)
What about those Klan meetings at the World Series?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 02:08 PM (493sH)
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522
She appears to be built for comfort, not for speed.
Posted by: Raging Heterosexual at May 12, 2017 01:51 PM (8iiMU)
She's attractive in a let's get in the pool way.
Posted by: gNewt at May 12, 2017 02:00 PM (2d71x)
She is definitely a ONE on the digital scale.
And, this bullshit about requiring an ID to vote being 'too difficult' is insanely feeble argument. Unbelievable that this argument is still being advanced.
She appears to be built for comfort, not for speed.
Posted by: Raging Heterosexual at May 12, 2017 01:51 PM (8iiMU)
She's attractive in a let's get in the pool way.
Posted by: gNewt at May 12, 2017 02:00 PM (2d71x)
She is definitely a ONE on the digital scale.
And, this bullshit about requiring an ID to vote being 'too difficult' is insanely feeble argument. Unbelievable that this argument is still being advanced.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2017 02:08 PM (8iiMU)
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>>We need to be thinking about the inevitable divorce
and parting of the ways between the right and the left Posted by: fixerupper at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (8XRCm)
We get the dogs. They get the cats.
and parting of the ways between the right and the left Posted by: fixerupper at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (8XRCm)
We get the dogs. They get the cats.
Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 02:08 PM (Bdeb0)
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Lemme guess...its racist?
For gods sake, watch this Ami Horowitz video for a real take on those evil, racist, voter ID laws.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odB1wWPqSlE
For gods sake, watch this Ami Horowitz video for a real take on those evil, racist, voter ID laws.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odB1wWPqSlE
Posted by: MJ at May 12, 2017 02:08 PM (dk3hK)
Posted by: Literally Himmler at May 12, 2017 02:08 PM (C52a9)
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I thought Pence was in charge of this? Definitely long overdue.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:08 PM (39g3+)
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"White supremacist" being defined as anyone white who disagrees with Left wing policy.Easy peazy.
Posted by: steevy at May 12, 2017 02:08 PM (rmVvL)
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37 OT: I just had my first experience meeting a SJW type. She left me a review: "I don't feel like the tutor was listening to what I had to say"
Hon, this is math. Your opinion is invalid.
Posted by: Manspreader at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (8iDdu)
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"The plus sign is cis-normative! Why don't you listen to me!"
-Very smart college student who just spent the last hour crying because her dad said he would stop paying for college if she changed majors to gender studies
Hon, this is math. Your opinion is invalid.
Posted by: Manspreader at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (8iDdu)
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"The plus sign is cis-normative! Why don't you listen to me!"
-Very smart college student who just spent the last hour crying because her dad said he would stop paying for college if she changed majors to gender studies
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 12, 2017 02:09 PM (mC1ZI)
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I keep saying, first time Wisconsin has a voter ID law and Republicans win the state on a Presidential level,
Last time was like 30+ years ago.
Posted by: Maritime
That's interesting. I know Pennsylvania has voting laws that kept getting kicked down the road for years. Pennsylvania went for Trump against every poll everywhere.
Did those laws finally kick in in November?
Last time was like 30+ years ago.
Posted by: Maritime
That's interesting. I know Pennsylvania has voting laws that kept getting kicked down the road for years. Pennsylvania went for Trump against every poll everywhere.
Did those laws finally kick in in November?
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 02:09 PM (HTdUD)
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OT: I just had my first experience meeting a SJW
type. She left me a review: "I don't feel like the tutor was listening
to what I had to say"
Hon, this is math. Your opinion is invalid.
Posted by: Manspreader at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (8iDdu)
You must have been tutoring Math Barbie.
type. She left me a review: "I don't feel like the tutor was listening
to what I had to say"
Hon, this is math. Your opinion is invalid.
Posted by: Manspreader at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (8iDdu)
You must have been tutoring Math Barbie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 02:09 PM (PY9jH)
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24 things that require a photo id:
http://washex.am/1E5FYHo
And yes, applying for welfare is one of them.
http://washex.am/1E5FYHo
And yes, applying for welfare is one of them.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 02:09 PM (PCof0)
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OT: I just had my first experience meeting a SJW type.
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Seriously, this is your first experience? Where the hell do you live,--Oklahoma?
*************
Seriously, this is your first experience? Where the hell do you live,--Oklahoma?
Posted by: Holmes at May 12, 2017 02:10 PM (v2JGC)
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>>I wonder what will come of it? If fraud is exposed, will anyone go to jail or at least lose their jobs?
Will be interesting to see...You figure a lot of places that have been engaging in voter fraud for decades are already heavily Democrat, with everyone involved from the electors to the city, if not state government benefiting from it.
For example, Detroit: there was the blatant fraud with the ballot box labels were completely different (52 ballots in the box, labeled as having 300+ ballots). How do you fix that short of replacing everyone who works elections, and how do motivate the corrupt Detroit city government to ever go along with that?
Same thing in CA, where so many of the voting infrastructure are Latino, so where's the motivation for them to stop illegals from voting?
Will be interesting to see...You figure a lot of places that have been engaging in voter fraud for decades are already heavily Democrat, with everyone involved from the electors to the city, if not state government benefiting from it.
For example, Detroit: there was the blatant fraud with the ballot box labels were completely different (52 ballots in the box, labeled as having 300+ ballots). How do you fix that short of replacing everyone who works elections, and how do motivate the corrupt Detroit city government to ever go along with that?
Same thing in CA, where so many of the voting infrastructure are Latino, so where's the motivation for them to stop illegals from voting?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 02:10 PM (NOIQH)
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Remember, Maxine Waters has declared Jeff Sessions racist because the DOJ supported the Texas ID law.
News reports keep saying millennials love "Auntie Maxine" as a beacon of wisdom. If so, the country is doomed.
Remember, Maxine Waters has declared Jeff Sessions racist because the DOJ supported the Texas ID law.
News reports keep saying millennials love "Auntie Maxine" as a beacon of wisdom. If so, the country is doomed.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 02:10 PM (IqV8l)
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I don't know, I think if you are too stupid to go get an ID, which you need for all sorts of things, your too stupid to vote.
Although those ID's are really heavy, I can see how it might be a burden.
I don't know, I think if you are too stupid to go get an ID, which you need for all sorts of things, your too stupid to vote.
Although those ID's are really heavy, I can see how it might be a burden.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 12, 2017 02:10 PM (ODxAs)
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It would be nice if having to show ID would make it harder to cross the border and enter the fucking country.
Posted by: Fritz at May 12, 2017 02:10 PM (2Mnv1)
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Hon, this is math. Your opinion is invalid.
It's not Interpretive Math?
I just can't even... so may rules.
It's not Interpretive Math?
I just can't even... so may rules.
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 02:11 PM (UmSfZ)
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Jeebus. I had to turn off the TV. Sean Spicer can be cringe-inducing. Some MFM asshole laughed out loud at him at one point, and Sean looked mildly annoyed and kind of smiled.
Yeesh. Grow a pair, Spicer.
Yeesh. Grow a pair, Spicer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 02:11 PM (PY9jH)
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I'm not thinking of presidential elections, but of the smaller elections.
How much do you want to bet that voter fraud in a few state races gave Democrats their super-majority in California? *grumble grumble*California is a lost cause*grumble grumble*
But apply that lesson elsewhere, and you've got a recipe for making state governments more Republican as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 12, 2017 02:02 PM (mC1ZI)
Umm, the 2016 Presidential race that was contested in three states by the brilliant Dr. Stein demonstrated that in Detroit, the fraud was so bad that a recount was impossible to conduct, to the surprise of no one in Michigan.
There were poll workers who admitted to not being able to determine if voting machines were working(because they ignored Michigan's mandatory poll worker and machine calibrations and orientations done two weeks in advance) , so they simply kept feeding the same ballots through a machine repeatedly.
For it to take the state of Michigan almost two months to certifiy an electronically held election with paper ballots as physical back up is inexcusable. For a state to have a major population center whose polls were so badly run, and ballots trashed, destroyed, and counted ten times is also inexcusable.
Yeah, there's no fraud.
How much do you want to bet that voter fraud in a few state races gave Democrats their super-majority in California? *grumble grumble*California is a lost cause*grumble grumble*
But apply that lesson elsewhere, and you've got a recipe for making state governments more Republican as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 12, 2017 02:02 PM (mC1ZI)
Umm, the 2016 Presidential race that was contested in three states by the brilliant Dr. Stein demonstrated that in Detroit, the fraud was so bad that a recount was impossible to conduct, to the surprise of no one in Michigan.
There were poll workers who admitted to not being able to determine if voting machines were working(because they ignored Michigan's mandatory poll worker and machine calibrations and orientations done two weeks in advance) , so they simply kept feeding the same ballots through a machine repeatedly.
For it to take the state of Michigan almost two months to certifiy an electronically held election with paper ballots as physical back up is inexcusable. For a state to have a major population center whose polls were so badly run, and ballots trashed, destroyed, and counted ten times is also inexcusable.
Yeah, there's no fraud.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 12, 2017 02:11 PM (bJ+bK)
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For example, Detroit: there was the blatant fraud with the ballot box labels were completely different (52 ballots in the box, labeled as having 300+ ballots). How do you fix that short of replacing everyone who works elections, and how do motivate the corrupt Detroit city government to ever go along with that?
Same thing in CA, where so many of the voting infrastructure are Latino, so where's the motivation for them to stop illegals from voting?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 02:10 PM (NOIQH)
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Jail time for everyone on the chain of custody.
For example, Detroit: there was the blatant fraud with the ballot box labels were completely different (52 ballots in the box, labeled as having 300+ ballots). How do you fix that short of replacing everyone who works elections, and how do motivate the corrupt Detroit city government to ever go along with that?
Same thing in CA, where so many of the voting infrastructure are Latino, so where's the motivation for them to stop illegals from voting?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 02:10 PM (NOIQH)
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Jail time for everyone on the chain of custody.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 12, 2017 02:11 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks, AKA Worthless Imbecile at May 12, 2017 02:11 PM (tVWQB)
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Boner status:
With a wild look in it's eye, it just hit me up for the keys to my car and 500$ for hookers and blow.
With a wild look in it's eye, it just hit me up for the keys to my car and 500$ for hookers and blow.
Posted by: Fox at May 12, 2017 02:11 PM (DVC2D)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 02:12 PM (nN3W/)
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You should have said--"your opinion equals null in this equation".
Coulda learned her a math term while you were at it.
Efficiency.
Coulda learned her a math term while you were at it.
Efficiency.
Posted by: Holmes at May 12, 2017 02:12 PM (v2JGC)
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He needs to drop the MOAB: Hillary email special prosecutor.
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 12, 2017 02:12 PM (QM5S2)
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"White supremacist" being defined as anyone white who disagrees with Left wing policy.Easy peazy.
Posted by: steevy at May 12, 2017 02:08 PM (rmVvL)
These days just being white constitutes white supremacy and a hate crime
Posted by: steevy at May 12, 2017 02:08 PM (rmVvL)
These days just being white constitutes white supremacy and a hate crime
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 02:12 PM (493sH)
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>>If Republicans were smart, they'd also wrangle in early voting.
And mail-in like we have here in CO - all mail-in, though you can drop off your ballot in person on election day.
And mail-in like we have here in CO - all mail-in, though you can drop off your ballot in person on election day.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 02:12 PM (NOIQH)
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OT: I just had my first experience meeting a SJW type. She left me a review: "I don't feel like the tutor was listening to what I had to say"
Hon, this is math. Your opinion is invalid.
Posted by: Manspreader at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (8iDdu)
That's funny as hell.
Hon, this is math. Your opinion is invalid.
Posted by: Manspreader at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (8iDdu)
That's funny as hell.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:12 PM (Jcg9Q)
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the media and Democrats cannot object to an investigation into voter fraud when they're simultaneously screaming about "hacking the election,"
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Oh. Just watch.
The pretzel-logic will be spectacular.
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Oh. Just watch.
The pretzel-logic will be spectacular.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 02:12 PM (C52a9)
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of course, I can rarely get 'your' and 'you're' right half the time, so who am I to talk.
Therefore, I say allow people to show their IUD's as a substitute. but not IED's.
of course, I can rarely get 'your' and 'you're' right half the time, so who am I to talk.
Therefore, I say allow people to show their IUD's as a substitute. but not IED's.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 12, 2017 02:13 PM (ODxAs)
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Showing ID might make it harder for people who shouldn't be voting to vote, but I can't think of anyone else who would have much problem acquiring/showing an ID.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 12, 2017 02:13 PM (3myMJ)
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The Wish List:
(1) Each state must ensure that the dead are removed from the voter roles.
(2) Each state must ensure that non-citizens do not vote in Federal elections.
(3) Each state must have a transparent and reliable system in place to ensure that each person who votes is qualified to do so, and does so only once per election.
(4) If any state cannot or does not satisfactorily satisfy the above three points, that state's voting result will not be certified, and its electoral votes will be disqualified.
Additionally:
(A) Reliable, government-issued voter credentials, with signature and photo ID, will be required.
(B) Third-party voter registration is barred. To register to vote, a citizen must present himself/herself in the office of the Registrar of Voters, with valid documentation of his/her qualification to vote.
(C) "Motor Voter" is hereby and forever repealed.
One and done. May I serve on the commission, please?
(1) Each state must ensure that the dead are removed from the voter roles.
(2) Each state must ensure that non-citizens do not vote in Federal elections.
(3) Each state must have a transparent and reliable system in place to ensure that each person who votes is qualified to do so, and does so only once per election.
(4) If any state cannot or does not satisfactorily satisfy the above three points, that state's voting result will not be certified, and its electoral votes will be disqualified.
Additionally:
(A) Reliable, government-issued voter credentials, with signature and photo ID, will be required.
(B) Third-party voter registration is barred. To register to vote, a citizen must present himself/herself in the office of the Registrar of Voters, with valid documentation of his/her qualification to vote.
(C) "Motor Voter" is hereby and forever repealed.
One and done. May I serve on the commission, please?
Posted by: Qoheleth at May 12, 2017 02:13 PM (iIzG7)
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This. Because of the war on terror, presenting government ID is a requirement for opening a bank account. There's no way around it. None.
Posted by: Grump928(c)
My daughter signed up for a mortgage not so long ago and she had to both show ID and sign off on not using the funds for terror related activities. She said the stack of paper was three inches high for her to sign.
But show some ID to vote? Outrage!!!!
Posted by: Grump928(c)
My daughter signed up for a mortgage not so long ago and she had to both show ID and sign off on not using the funds for terror related activities. She said the stack of paper was three inches high for her to sign.
But show some ID to vote? Outrage!!!!
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 12, 2017 02:13 PM (HTdUD)
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56
Seriously, this is your first experience? Where the hell do you live,--Oklahoma?
Posted by: Holmes at May 12, 2017 02:10 PM (v2JGC)
I do know a few others, but I hadn't been stung.
Seriously, this is your first experience? Where the hell do you live,--Oklahoma?
Posted by: Holmes at May 12, 2017 02:10 PM (v2JGC)
I do know a few others, but I hadn't been stung.
Posted by: Manspreader at May 12, 2017 02:13 PM (8iDdu)
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See who doesn't show up for a jury summons.
There's usually a reason.
There's usually a reason.
Posted by: navybrat at May 12, 2017 02:13 PM (w7KSn)
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He shoots he scores!!
*runs around in circles waving arms*
*lays out johnd01 with devastating check*
*runs around in circles waving arms*
*lays out johnd01 with devastating check*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2017 02:14 PM (BWL+E)
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If the Republicans were smart---OK, scratch that.
I would like to see a Republican congressman introduce a bill to outlaw requiring a photo ID in order to buy beer or cigarettes.
Oh, and that whole deal of showing photo ID to board a commercial airliner? That would also be illegal.
I would like to see a Republican congressman introduce a bill to outlaw requiring a photo ID in order to buy beer or cigarettes.
Oh, and that whole deal of showing photo ID to board a commercial airliner? That would also be illegal.
Posted by: Furious George at May 12, 2017 02:14 PM (j+dfT)
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You know. ..... . fuck it.
There isnt ever going to be a reconciliation.
We need to be thinking about the inevitable divorce and parting of the ways between the right and the left... the makers and the takers...
It will never get any better. Ever.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (8XRCm
Welcome to the team.
There isnt ever going to be a reconciliation.
We need to be thinking about the inevitable divorce and parting of the ways between the right and the left... the makers and the takers...
It will never get any better. Ever.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (8XRCm
Welcome to the team.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:14 PM (Jcg9Q)
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from the last thread, 54 CAFE and golf carts - back many years ago, when I was young, I did some construction work for Del Webb in Sun City, Az. (gotten really big now, I'm kind of amazed to see the parts I helped build considered the OLD parts of town now) But anyway, they all drove golf carts, and had low speed limits, and didn't want to spend any money being a bunch of cheap old midwesterners, so they bought their little police force these nice new cheap golf carts, that they would roll around on.
So I remember when I would get off work and head back to Phoenix, I'd jump in my '71 302 Torino with the headers and the glasspacks (LOUD) and I'd look for one of these meter maids, sitting by the road, and go all out on the throttle right in front of him, just daring him to do something about it.
oh yeah and "Red Barchetta" blasting out of the pioneer tuner with all the windows down. Old people loved that shit.
So I remember when I would get off work and head back to Phoenix, I'd jump in my '71 302 Torino with the headers and the glasspacks (LOUD) and I'd look for one of these meter maids, sitting by the road, and go all out on the throttle right in front of him, just daring him to do something about it.
oh yeah and "Red Barchetta" blasting out of the pioneer tuner with all the windows down. Old people loved that shit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2017 02:15 PM (p8g4F)
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May the Democrats go all Mobius-Twister. Well more than they already have.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2017 02:15 PM (nI61m)
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2 first?
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 01:59 PM (UmSfZ)
3 nd
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 12, 2017 01:59 PM (mC1ZI)
4 damn
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 12, 2017 01:59 PM (mC1ZI)
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You boys is government employees, anit you?
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 01:59 PM (UmSfZ)
3 nd
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 12, 2017 01:59 PM (mC1ZI)
4 damn
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 12, 2017 01:59 PM (mC1ZI)
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You boys is government employees, anit you?
Posted by: fixerupper at May 12, 2017 02:15 PM (8XRCm)
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I miss Boner.
Posted by: Doogie Howser MD at May 12, 2017 02:15 PM (P0Sw/)
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78 56
Seriously, this is your first experience? Where the hell do you live,--Oklahoma?
Posted by: Holmes at May 12, 2017 02:10 PM (v2JGC)
I do know a few others, but I hadn't been stung.
Posted by: Manspreader at May 12, 2017 02:13 PM (8iDdu)
******
Ah, consider yourself lucky then.
Seriously, this is your first experience? Where the hell do you live,--Oklahoma?
Posted by: Holmes at May 12, 2017 02:10 PM (v2JGC)
I do know a few others, but I hadn't been stung.
Posted by: Manspreader at May 12, 2017 02:13 PM (8iDdu)
******
Ah, consider yourself lucky then.
Posted by: Holmes at May 12, 2017 02:15 PM (v2JGC)
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37 OT: I just had my first experience meeting a SJW type. She left me a review: "I don't feel like the tutor was listening to what I had to say"
Hon, this is math. Your opinion is invalid.
Posted by: Manspreader at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (8iDdu)
Cosines? RACIST!
Hon, this is math. Your opinion is invalid.
Posted by: Manspreader at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (8iDdu)
Cosines? RACIST!
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at May 12, 2017 02:15 PM (RD7QR)
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Cleaning up the voters rolls, which is already required by law (right?), would be a huge start.
True the Vote was the most harassed conservative org. by Obama for a reason.
True the Vote was the most harassed conservative org. by Obama for a reason.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 02:15 PM (NOIQH)
90
News reports keep saying millennials love "Auntie Maxine" as a beacon of wisdom. If so, the country is doomed.
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Let 'em love away. The object of their affection is no spring chicken. She'll be dead inside of 10 years.
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Let 'em love away. The object of their affection is no spring chicken. She'll be dead inside of 10 years.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 12, 2017 02:15 PM (vg8iE)
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Adolph, Adolph, Adolph!
Posted by: Literally Goebbels at May 12, 2017 02:16 PM (C52a9)
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3 nd
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 12, 2017 01:59 PM (mC1ZI)
4 damn
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 12, 2017 01:59 PM (mC1ZI)
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You boys is government employees, anit you?
Posted by: fixerupper at May 12, 2017 02:15 PM (8XRCm)
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Better. I'm a millennial.
3 nd
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 12, 2017 01:59 PM (mC1ZI)
4 damn
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 12, 2017 01:59 PM (mC1ZI)
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You boys is government employees, anit you?
Posted by: fixerupper at May 12, 2017 02:15 PM (8XRCm)
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Better. I'm a millennial.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 12, 2017 02:16 PM (mC1ZI)
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Oh look The China Syndrome is on,one of the most damaging works of fiction ever produced.
Posted by: steevy at May 12, 2017 02:16 PM (rmVvL)
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>>>5 He shoots he scores!!
*runs around in circles waving arms*
Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at May 12, 2017 01:59 PM (ukNFU)
congratulations
*runs around in circles waving arms*
Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at May 12, 2017 01:59 PM (ukNFU)
congratulations
Posted by: m at May 12, 2017 02:16 PM (VgThI)
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88 37 OT: I just had my first experience meeting a SJW type. She left me a review: "I don't feel like the tutor was listening to what I had to say"
Hon, this is math. Your opinion is invalid.
Posted by: Manspreader at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (8iDdu)
Cosines? RACIST!
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The inverse tangents are the worst of the lot!
Hon, this is math. Your opinion is invalid.
Posted by: Manspreader at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (8iDdu)
Cosines? RACIST!
==========
The inverse tangents are the worst of the lot!
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 12, 2017 02:16 PM (vg8iE)
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Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at May 12, 2017 02:16 PM (GwIKd)
97
I believe Ace's Dick went a little bit on the menacing side ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2017 02:02 PM (kBuGL)
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as long as it didn't go full cucumber...
or is that cuckcumber?
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 12, 2017 02:02 PM (kBuGL)
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as long as it didn't go full cucumber...
or is that cuckcumber?
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 12, 2017 02:16 PM (6nKtQ)
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Math?
Her opinion may be valid, but it's certainly irrelevant unless you are talking some very high-level math.
Her opinion may be valid, but it's certainly irrelevant unless you are talking some very high-level math.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 12, 2017 02:16 PM (3myMJ)
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You boys is government employees, anit you?
Posted by: fixerupper at May 12, 2017 02:15 PM (8XRCm)
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That was close enough for government work.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 12, 2017 02:15 PM (8XRCm)
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That was close enough for government work.
Posted by: bluebell at May 12, 2017 02:17 PM (sBOL1)
100
67 EBT card applications are way down. Illegal invaders are scared
of Donny Two Scoops.
Winning!
Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 02:12 PM (nN3W/)
C'mon, man!
-Jeb Bush
Seriously though it can't be done we can't do it we shouldn't do it where's your heart, etc.
Obviously, it can be done and it can be done very easily.
of Donny Two Scoops.
Winning!
Posted by: Under Fire at May 12, 2017 02:12 PM (nN3W/)
C'mon, man!
-Jeb Bush
Seriously though it can't be done we can't do it we shouldn't do it where's your heart, etc.
Obviously, it can be done and it can be done very easily.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 12, 2017 02:17 PM (4ErVI)
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89 Cleaning up the voters rolls, which is already required by law (right?), would be a huge start.
True the Vote was the most harassed conservative org. by Obama for a reason.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 02:15 PM (NOIQH)
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"Define harassed...And I already know that there's no there there, so I won't do any follow up."
-Unbiased MSM reporter
True the Vote was the most harassed conservative org. by Obama for a reason.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 02:15 PM (NOIQH)
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"Define harassed...And I already know that there's no there there, so I won't do any follow up."
-Unbiased MSM reporter
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 12, 2017 02:17 PM (mC1ZI)
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voting ID by states (strict means you have to have the ID to vote, non-strict means you can vote without ID but it is marked provisional to check before counting)
Strict photo ID required: Georgia, Indiana, Kansas, Mississippi, Tennessee, Virginia, and Wisconsin.
Strict non-photo ID required: Arizona and Ohio.
Non-Strict photo ID required: Alabama, Florida, Idaho, Louisiana, Michigan, Rhode Island, South Dakota, and Texas.
Non-Strict non-photo ID required: Alaska, Arkansas, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Kentucky, Missouri, Montana, New Hampshire, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Utah, and Washington.
32 out of the 50 states require some kind of ID to vote at some level. That's "most" in simple language.
Most of those states have had these laws for a very long time. Its only recently that it has become some kind of horror to require voter ID.
Strict photo ID required: Georgia, Indiana, Kansas, Mississippi, Tennessee, Virginia, and Wisconsin.
Strict non-photo ID required: Arizona and Ohio.
Non-Strict photo ID required: Alabama, Florida, Idaho, Louisiana, Michigan, Rhode Island, South Dakota, and Texas.
Non-Strict non-photo ID required: Alaska, Arkansas, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Kentucky, Missouri, Montana, New Hampshire, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Utah, and Washington.
32 out of the 50 states require some kind of ID to vote at some level. That's "most" in simple language.
Most of those states have had these laws for a very long time. Its only recently that it has become some kind of horror to require voter ID.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:17 PM (39g3+)
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News reports keep saying millennials love "Auntie Maxine" as a beacon of wisdom. If so, the country is doomed.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 02:10 PM (IqV8l)
I think she'd be perfect for the Dem nominee in 2020
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 02:10 PM (IqV8l)
I think she'd be perfect for the Dem nominee in 2020
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 02:17 PM (493sH)
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"That said, the Usual Suspects are already complaining. They're claiming that having to show ID would make it "harder" for "some people" to vote, in much the same way that having to show ID makes it harder for some people to buy cigarettes, alcohol, and guns."
Exactly what the dems in Wisconsin say is to blame for Hillary losing. For some reason they see the irony of their assertions. Only dem voters can't get their sh!t together enough to do what everybody does without any problem.
Exactly what the dems in Wisconsin say is to blame for Hillary losing. For some reason they see the irony of their assertions. Only dem voters can't get their sh!t together enough to do what everybody does without any problem.
Posted by: DanMan at May 12, 2017 02:17 PM (XTiHL)
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Years ago I was a doorman in NYC.
Fucking Al Fucking Franklin walked by my post one day and I had the fleetingest of thoughts to strike him hard in the throat and kill his fucking ass for subjecting us to 10 years of the Fucking Al Fucking Franklin Decade.
I didn't think at the time that he was worth spending 15 to Life Upstate.
Fucking Al Fucking Franklin walked by my post one day and I had the fleetingest of thoughts to strike him hard in the throat and kill his fucking ass for subjecting us to 10 years of the Fucking Al Fucking Franklin Decade.
I didn't think at the time that he was worth spending 15 to Life Upstate.
Posted by: firefirefire at May 12, 2017 02:17 PM (vO2v4)
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Purple forefingers would be a hoot if they ever mandated that.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 12, 2017 02:18 PM (YRHbj)
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don't see the irony
Posted by: DanMan at May 12, 2017 02:18 PM (XTiHL)
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Yeah, Maxine Waters is a hero with millennials my ass. Who made this up?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2017 02:18 PM (7uYFy)
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Math?
Her opinion may be valid, but it's certainly irrelevant unless you are talking some very high-level math.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 12, 2017 02:16 PM (3myMJ)
Naw, completely opinion free math. She just wanted a trig formula.
Math?
Her opinion may be valid, but it's certainly irrelevant unless you are talking some very high-level math.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 12, 2017 02:16 PM (3myMJ)
Naw, completely opinion free math. She just wanted a trig formula.
Posted by: Manspreader at May 12, 2017 02:18 PM (8iDdu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 02:18 PM (IqV8l)
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She left me a review: "I don't feel like the tutor was listening to what I had to say"
Posted by: Manspreader at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (8iDdu)
(a+b)^2 = a^2 + b^2
I feel this is correct.
Posted by: Manspreader at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (8iDdu)
(a+b)^2 = a^2 + b^2
I feel this is correct.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2017 02:18 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: m at May 12, 2017 02:18 PM (VgThI)
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And, this bullshit about requiring an ID to vote being 'too difficult' is insanely feeble argument. Unbelievable that this argument is still being advanced.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2017 02:08 PM (8iiMU)
A coworker actually said to me "it's how they keep the black man down!!!!"
CB: "I think you clowns killing 500 of your own kind every month is doing a better job of that."
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2017 02:08 PM (8iiMU)
A coworker actually said to me "it's how they keep the black man down!!!!"
CB: "I think you clowns killing 500 of your own kind every month is doing a better job of that."
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:19 PM (Jcg9Q)
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Maybe all the ballots should be in English also
Posted by: Yo! at May 12, 2017 02:19 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:19 PM (39g3+)
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I don't understand why it's assumed that black people are incapable of getting drivers licenses.
I did find one phone survey from like 15 years ago that showed that black people were something like 20% (!!!) less likely to have a photo ID.
But I've also seen a ton of studies that compare voter ID to non-voter ID states that show no difference in black turnout as a per centage of population.
One thing that kind of jumped out at me about the old poll was that the question asked if they had a "VALID" ID which ... well, I can see how that would be confusing. You might have a suspended drivers license and think that makes it an "invalid" ID, even though it's still valid for identification purposes.
And in states that physically take your drivers license if it's suspended, they usually issue you a non-driver ID for free. So... yeah.
I did find one phone survey from like 15 years ago that showed that black people were something like 20% (!!!) less likely to have a photo ID.
But I've also seen a ton of studies that compare voter ID to non-voter ID states that show no difference in black turnout as a per centage of population.
One thing that kind of jumped out at me about the old poll was that the question asked if they had a "VALID" ID which ... well, I can see how that would be confusing. You might have a suspended drivers license and think that makes it an "invalid" ID, even though it's still valid for identification purposes.
And in states that physically take your drivers license if it's suspended, they usually issue you a non-driver ID for free. So... yeah.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 12, 2017 02:19 PM (wmaTe)
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Danny Two Scoops..you guys crack me up...
Posted by: IC at May 12, 2017 02:19 PM (a0IVu)
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Strict photo ID required: Georgia, Indiana, Kansas, Mississippi, Tennessee, Virginia, and Wisconsin.
Well, there's what Virginia has on the law and what happens at the precinct level.
My old precinct was, shall we say, loose about the ID requirement. There were supposed to be monitors there from the state GOP but they were absent for some reason.
VA GOP Sucks.
Well, there's what Virginia has on the law and what happens at the precinct level.
My old precinct was, shall we say, loose about the ID requirement. There were supposed to be monitors there from the state GOP but they were absent for some reason.
VA GOP Sucks.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks, AKA Worthless Imbecile at May 12, 2017 02:19 PM (tVWQB)
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strike him hard in the throat and kill his fucking ass for subjecting us to 10 years of the Fucking Al Fucking Franklin Decade.
I didn't think at the time that he was worth spending 15 to Life Upstate.
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I hate, hate that man (Fucking Al, not you) with a passion.
I didn't think at the time that he was worth spending 15 to Life Upstate.
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I hate, hate that man (Fucking Al, not you) with a passion.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 12, 2017 02:19 PM (8XRCm)
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116 But I've also seen a ton of studies that compare voter ID to non-voter ID states that show no difference in black turnout as a per centage of population.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 12, 2017 02:19 PM (wmaTe)
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I think it was Georgia that saw a marked increase in minority voting after voter-ID went into effect.
Leftists said, "It backfired, conservatives! We're voting more now!"
Conservatives shrugged. I thought, "Well, as long as we got the dead voters to stay away."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 12, 2017 02:19 PM (wmaTe)
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I think it was Georgia that saw a marked increase in minority voting after voter-ID went into effect.
Leftists said, "It backfired, conservatives! We're voting more now!"
Conservatives shrugged. I thought, "Well, as long as we got the dead voters to stay away."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 12, 2017 02:20 PM (mC1ZI)
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Yeah, Maxine Waters is a hero with millennials my ass. Who made this up?
Posted by: JoeF.
http://tinyurl.com/lffcetl
Yeah, Maxine Waters is a hero with millennials my ass. Who made this up?
Posted by: JoeF.
http://tinyurl.com/lffcetl
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 02:20 PM (IqV8l)
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93 Oh look The China Syndrome is on, one of the most damaging works of fiction ever produced.
What am I, chopped liver?
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: E. Brockovich at May 12, 2017 02:21 PM (nN3W/)
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I wonder what the name recognition level of Maxine Waters is among Millennials.
Time for Hannity to hit the street with a microphone?
Time for Hannity to hit the street with a microphone?
Posted by: Meremortal at May 12, 2017 02:21 PM (3myMJ)
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And, this bullshit about requiring an ID to vote being 'too difficult' is insanely feeble argument. Unbelievable that this argument is still being advanced.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2017 02:08 PM (8iiMU)
Not so much considering the audience. I've been listening to the local libtard station. 'Trump is a dictator put into office by Putin. I shit you not and callers agree.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2017 02:08 PM (8iiMU)
Not so much considering the audience. I've been listening to the local libtard station. 'Trump is a dictator put into office by Putin. I shit you not and callers agree.
Posted by: Some moron at May 12, 2017 02:21 PM (O5bec)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 12, 2017 02:21 PM (ODxAs)
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37 OT: I just had my first experience meeting a SJW type. She left me a review: "I don't feel like the tutor was listening to what I had to say"
Hon, this is math. Your opinion is invalid.
Posted by: Manspreader at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (8iDdu)
Well that whole greater than, less than or equal to thing is inherently unjust. You can't judge a number just on its numerical value.
o/t reminds me of my favorite line in recent memory. During the Brazil Olympics, the pool was turning green, when asked about it, the spokesman said, "Chemistry is not an exact science."
Hon, this is math. Your opinion is invalid.
Posted by: Manspreader at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (8iDdu)
Well that whole greater than, less than or equal to thing is inherently unjust. You can't judge a number just on its numerical value.
o/t reminds me of my favorite line in recent memory. During the Brazil Olympics, the pool was turning green, when asked about it, the spokesman said, "Chemistry is not an exact science."
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at May 12, 2017 02:21 PM (tMFgx)
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Jeebus. I had to turn off the TV. Sean Spicer can be cringe-inducing. Some MFM asshole laughed out loud at him at one point, and Sean looked mildly annoyed and kind of smiled.
Yeesh. Grow a pair, Spicer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 02:11 PM (PY9jH)
He probably handled it better than I would have.
Yeesh. Grow a pair, Spicer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2017 02:11 PM (PY9jH)
He probably handled it better than I would have.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:21 PM (Jcg9Q)
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Years ago I was a doorman in NYC.
Fucking Al Fucking Franklin walked by my post one day and I had the fleetingest of thoughts to strike him hard in the throat and kill his fucking ass for subjecting us to 10 years of the Fucking Al Fucking Franklin Decade.
I didn't think at the time that he was worth spending 15 to Life Upstate.
Posted by: firefirefire
I was on guard several times at The Citadel when Ted and Jane were visiting. I had a sword, sharpened against the rules of course, and her throat was right there ...
Fucking Al Fucking Franklin walked by my post one day and I had the fleetingest of thoughts to strike him hard in the throat and kill his fucking ass for subjecting us to 10 years of the Fucking Al Fucking Franklin Decade.
I didn't think at the time that he was worth spending 15 to Life Upstate.
Posted by: firefirefire
I was on guard several times at The Citadel when Ted and Jane were visiting. I had a sword, sharpened against the rules of course, and her throat was right there ...
Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2017 02:22 PM (H5T1o)
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Years ago I was a doorman in NYC.
Fucking Al Fucking Franklin walked by my post one day and I had the fleetingest of thoughts to strike him hard in the throat and kill his fucking ass for subjecting us to 10 years of the Fucking Al Fucking Franklin Decade.
I didn't think at the time that he was worth spending 15 to Life Upstate.
Posted by: firefirefire
Just think. You'd be out by now.
Fucking Al Fucking Franklin walked by my post one day and I had the fleetingest of thoughts to strike him hard in the throat and kill his fucking ass for subjecting us to 10 years of the Fucking Al Fucking Franklin Decade.
I didn't think at the time that he was worth spending 15 to Life Upstate.
Posted by: firefirefire
Just think. You'd be out by now.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 02:22 PM (PCof0)
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Well, there's what Virginia has on the law and what happens at the precinct level.
Right, what people actually do and what the law requires may not match up. No question that Dem-strong areas are going to be a bit fast and loose with ID requirements. For the children.
Right, what people actually do and what the law requires may not match up. No question that Dem-strong areas are going to be a bit fast and loose with ID requirements. For the children.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:22 PM (39g3+)
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You might have a suspended drivers license and think that makes it an "invalid" ID, even though it's still valid for identification purposes.
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Maybe. The DMV refused to accept my passport as ID, because it had expired. Interesting. At 11:59 it was good ID, at 12:00 midnight it wasn't. As though something about it or me underwent some transmutation.
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Maybe. The DMV refused to accept my passport as ID, because it had expired. Interesting. At 11:59 it was good ID, at 12:00 midnight it wasn't. As though something about it or me underwent some transmutation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 02:22 PM (ZO497)
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Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:17 PM (39g3+)
I'm not sure how accurate that list is.
In CT, for example, you cannot register or vote without an ID showing you live at the address you register at. The poll workers can (but, from experience, don't usually) give you a provisional ballot and let you vote, but I've personally been turned away before.
In NH, in contrast, you only recently needed an ID to vote, and it can be an ID with any address issued by any state. And even then, you don't really need it, you can sign an affidavit saying you are who you say you are. Of course, you can say you are whoever you want to say you are and sign whatver name you want.
tl;dr -- some states are super strict, some are... less so. The non-swing states seem to be much stricter than swing states. hmmmm, wonder why?
I'm not sure how accurate that list is.
In CT, for example, you cannot register or vote without an ID showing you live at the address you register at. The poll workers can (but, from experience, don't usually) give you a provisional ballot and let you vote, but I've personally been turned away before.
In NH, in contrast, you only recently needed an ID to vote, and it can be an ID with any address issued by any state. And even then, you don't really need it, you can sign an affidavit saying you are who you say you are. Of course, you can say you are whoever you want to say you are and sign whatver name you want.
tl;dr -- some states are super strict, some are... less so. The non-swing states seem to be much stricter than swing states. hmmmm, wonder why?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 12, 2017 02:22 PM (wmaTe)
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Not so much considering the audience. I've been listening to the local libtard station. 'Trump is a dictator put into office by Putin. I shit you not and callers agree.
Posted by: Some moron at May 12, 2017 02:21 PM (O5bec)
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"Trump wants America to exploit its oil reserves as much as possible, which will lower gas prices, which will hurt Russia's economy and ability to fund its government and military because Trump is doing what Russia wants!"
-Very smart college student who just spent the last hour crying because her dad said he would stop paying for college if she changed majors to gender studies
Not so much considering the audience. I've been listening to the local libtard station. 'Trump is a dictator put into office by Putin. I shit you not and callers agree.
Posted by: Some moron at May 12, 2017 02:21 PM (O5bec)
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"Trump wants America to exploit its oil reserves as much as possible, which will lower gas prices, which will hurt Russia's economy and ability to fund its government and military because Trump is doing what Russia wants!"
-Very smart college student who just spent the last hour crying because her dad said he would stop paying for college if she changed majors to gender studies
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 12, 2017 02:22 PM (mC1ZI)
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Yeah, Maxine Waters is a hero with millennials my ass. Who made this up?
Posted by: JoeF.
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*yawn*
The same people who tried to prop up Hellary with Beyonsay and Jazee or whatever.
Posted by: JoeF.
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*yawn*
The same people who tried to prop up Hellary with Beyonsay and Jazee or whatever.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 02:22 PM (C52a9)
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On topic:
If anyone wants to ruin their weekend, Whiskey Politics podcast interviewed ReaganBabe about voter fraud.
It's not light listening.
whiskeypolitics.net/
If anyone wants to ruin their weekend, Whiskey Politics podcast interviewed ReaganBabe about voter fraud.
It's not light listening.
whiskeypolitics.net/
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 12, 2017 02:22 PM (udajc)
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First Comey firing, now this. Trump's masterfully trolling the SJW/lib/MFM. They're having to reverse immediately, and they're getting confused (more confused, I should say). Go Trump!!! And make sure those two scoops are HUGE and LUXURIOUS.
Posted by: biblio at May 12, 2017 02:22 PM (6FY0P)
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111 She left me a review: "I don't feel like the tutor was listening to what I had to say"
Posted by: Manspreader at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (8iDdu)
(a+b)^2 = a^2 + b^2
I feel this is correct.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2017 02:18 PM (rF0hx)
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FOILed again
Posted by: Manspreader at May 12, 2017 02:06 PM (8iDdu)
(a+b)^2 = a^2 + b^2
I feel this is correct.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2017 02:18 PM (rF0hx)
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FOILed again
Posted by: math at May 12, 2017 02:22 PM (PNcou)
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Any investigation into voting is RAYCISS you guys
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 12, 2017 02:23 PM (U6f54)
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I wonder what the name recognition level of Maxine Waters is among Millennials.
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He's that blues guitar player.... right??
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He's that blues guitar player.... right??
Posted by: fixerupper at May 12, 2017 02:23 PM (8XRCm)
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>>A coworker actually said to me "it's how they keep the black man down!!!!" Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:19 PM (Jcg9Q)
"Wrong, citizen. The manufacture and inner-city distribution of crack cocaine is how we keep the black man down. The ID stuff is just for giggles. Try to keep up."
"Wrong, citizen. The manufacture and inner-city distribution of crack cocaine is how we keep the black man down. The ID stuff is just for giggles. Try to keep up."
Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 02:23 PM (Bdeb0)
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Speaking of reviews,
Rightwing Whipper Snapper and I need them for the Amazon UK Storyteller contest we are competing in. So please if you have read our entries, please give us feedback. Thanks.
Rightwing Whipper Snapper and I need them for the Amazon UK Storyteller contest we are competing in. So please if you have read our entries, please give us feedback. Thanks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2017 02:23 PM (nI61m)
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I think Chris Plante would have been a much better choice than Spicer
Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2017 02:23 PM (H5T1o)
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Maybe. The DMV refused to accept my passport as ID, because it had expired. Interesting. At 11:59 it was good ID, at 12:00 midnight it wasn't. As though something about it or me underwent some transmutation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 02:22 PM (ZO497)
Well, expired is different than suspended.
You'd have no way of knowing a license was suspended just by looking at it. Cops would know if they looked it up on their computer, but no one else would. It's still a valid ID, it's just not a valid drivers license (if that makes sense)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 02:22 PM (ZO497)
Well, expired is different than suspended.
You'd have no way of knowing a license was suspended just by looking at it. Cops would know if they looked it up on their computer, but no one else would. It's still a valid ID, it's just not a valid drivers license (if that makes sense)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 12, 2017 02:24 PM (wmaTe)
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In Michigan you have to present current photo ID to get a ballot. I'm thrilled every time I have to pull it out of my wallet.
Posted by: biblio at May 12, 2017 02:24 PM (6FY0P)
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Time for Hannity to hit the street with a microphone?
Posted by: Meremortal
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There's a great Watter's World segment joke there somewhere but I am too dumb to sort it out.
Posted by: Meremortal
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There's a great Watter's World segment joke there somewhere but I am too dumb to sort it out.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 02:24 PM (C52a9)
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119 strike him hard in the throat and kill his fucking ass for subjecting us to 10 years of the Fucking Al Fucking Franklin Decade.
I didn't think at the time that he was worth spending 15 to Life Upstate.
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I hate, hate that man (Fucking Al, not you) with a passion.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 12, 2017 02:19 PM (8XRCm)
...and that was a definite stolen election. They found boxes of 'ballots' somewhere in the Iron Range. More than people that are registered to vote.
I didn't think at the time that he was worth spending 15 to Life Upstate.
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I hate, hate that man (Fucking Al, not you) with a passion.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 12, 2017 02:19 PM (8XRCm)
...and that was a definite stolen election. They found boxes of 'ballots' somewhere in the Iron Range. More than people that are registered to vote.
Posted by: Some moron at May 12, 2017 02:24 PM (O5bec)
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I think Chris Plante would have been a much better choice than Spicer
Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2017 02:23 PM (H5T1o)
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He would. I don't know if he could help himself from snarky comments, though.
Larry O'Connor would be great, IMO.
Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2017 02:23 PM (H5T1o)
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He would. I don't know if he could help himself from snarky comments, though.
Larry O'Connor would be great, IMO.
Posted by: bluebell at May 12, 2017 02:24 PM (sBOL1)
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Right, what people actually do and what the law requires may not match up. No question that Dem-strong areas are going to be a bit fast and loose with ID requirements. For the children.
I just can't think of a graceful way to fix it. I mean, do we want state cops at every polling place? Actually, I kind of do but that's because I'm scared of the demographic in my neighborhood. But aside from me, is there an actual effective way to monitor such things that don't rely on the goodwill/volunteers of two crappy political parties?
I just can't think of a graceful way to fix it. I mean, do we want state cops at every polling place? Actually, I kind of do but that's because I'm scared of the demographic in my neighborhood. But aside from me, is there an actual effective way to monitor such things that don't rely on the goodwill/volunteers of two crappy political parties?
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks, AKA Worthless Imbecile at May 12, 2017 02:25 PM (tVWQB)
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>>142
I think Chris Plante would have been a much better choice than Spicer Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2017 02:23 PM (H5T1o)
Have to disagree. His politics are fine, but his par-ti-cu-lar dic-tion is a-noy-ying.
I think Chris Plante would have been a much better choice than Spicer Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2017 02:23 PM (H5T1o)
Have to disagree. His politics are fine, but his par-ti-cu-lar dic-tion is a-noy-ying.
Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 02:25 PM (Bdeb0)
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I was once standing in a room with Gary Hart, later, I only regretted not asking him about Donna Rice.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 02:25 PM (ZO497)
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Yeah, Maxine Waters is a hero with millennials my ass. Who made this up?
Posted by: JoeF.
http://tinyurl.com/lffcetl
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 02:20 PM (IqV8l)
Okay. In other words it's being ginned up, the same as Chelsea Clinton is being "groomed' to be the savior of the Democrat Party...
Posted by: JoeF.
http://tinyurl.com/lffcetl
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2017 02:20 PM (IqV8l)
Okay. In other words it's being ginned up, the same as Chelsea Clinton is being "groomed' to be the savior of the Democrat Party...
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2017 02:25 PM (7uYFy)
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Pushback is fine, do it with vigor. We all know no one will go to jail or even lose their patronage positions. Start with Detroit and provisional ballots in California.
Better yet, weed 'blue wall' districts, thoroughly investigate red states. Shore up the flyover. Comb all non-coastal regions.
Better yet, weed 'blue wall' districts, thoroughly investigate red states. Shore up the flyover. Comb all non-coastal regions.
Posted by: 13times at May 12, 2017 02:25 PM (WHVu+)
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in much the same way that having to show ID makes it harder for some people to buy cigarettes, alcohol, and guns.
That's the problem, in a free and open society we should be able to be whom or whatever we identify as at that particular time.
If I have cash and want to open an account who are they to deny opening an account? They are there to provide a service nothing more. They must accept me for who or what I am.
Neigh, neigheheheheh.
That's the problem, in a free and open society we should be able to be whom or whatever we identify as at that particular time.
If I have cash and want to open an account who are they to deny opening an account? They are there to provide a service nothing more. They must accept me for who or what I am.
Neigh, neigheheheheh.
Posted by: gNewt at May 12, 2017 02:25 PM (2d71x)
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"116
I don't understand why it's assumed that black people are incapable of getting drivers licenses."
Because the sherrif's deputies down at the jailhouse act all pissed off and shit when we ask them to give a brutha a lift over to the DMV.
I don't understand why it's assumed that black people are incapable of getting drivers licenses."
Because the sherrif's deputies down at the jailhouse act all pissed off and shit when we ask them to give a brutha a lift over to the DMV.
Posted by: Dolo Mite at May 12, 2017 02:25 PM (p8g4F)
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141 Speaking of reviews,
Rightwing Whipper Snapper and I need them for the Amazon UK Storyteller contest we are competing in. So please if you have read our entries, please give us feedback. Thanks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2017 02:23 PM (nI61m)
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I've been meaning to buy a copy (which I just did).
I will review once I've read it.
Rightwing Whipper Snapper and I need them for the Amazon UK Storyteller contest we are competing in. So please if you have read our entries, please give us feedback. Thanks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2017 02:23 PM (nI61m)
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I've been meaning to buy a copy (which I just did).
I will review once I've read it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 12, 2017 02:25 PM (mC1ZI)
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The panel is also looking into voter suppression, which while real, is significantly less than fraud. Both are a problem for a democracy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:26 PM (39g3+)
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Voter ID laws are only as good as the person signing you into the rolls. I Democratically controlled precincts, they don't check.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 12, 2017 02:26 PM (QQ+il)
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I think Chris Plante would have been a much better choice than Spicer
Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2017 02:23 PM (H5T1o)
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I dunno. I kinda like liked him as Captain Kirk.
Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2017 02:23 PM (H5T1o)
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I dunno. I kinda like liked him as Captain Kirk.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 12, 2017 02:26 PM (8XRCm)
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I didn't think at the time that he was worth spending 15 to Life Upstate.
Posted by: firefirefire
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Obamacare - you did that
Posted by: firefirefire
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Obamacare - you did that
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 12, 2017 02:26 PM (PNcou)
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History Channel has a new series coming up about the war on drugs.First as I saw is a parody of the egg in the frying pan anti drug ad "while you were watching this ad the US government was helping the Contras from Nicuraugua smuggle billions of dollars in cocaine into the US to fund their war"
Posted by: steevy at May 12, 2017 02:26 PM (rmVvL)
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140. We still putting the anti-fertility stuff in the Newports? I missed the last meeting.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2017 02:26 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 12, 2017 02:26 PM (6nKtQ)
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Time for Hannity to hit the street with a microphone?
Posted by: Meremortal
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If you asked millennials who "Maxine Waters" is, they'd probably think she was a soul singer in the '60's...
Posted by: Meremortal
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If you asked millennials who "Maxine Waters" is, they'd probably think she was a soul singer in the '60's...
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2017 02:27 PM (7uYFy)
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I was renting a car once and hadn't noticed my license was expiring the next day. Clerk said, "I can rent you a car, but you have to bring it back tonight."
I didn't ask what would be done if I didn't bring it back that night.
I didn't ask what would be done if I didn't bring it back that night.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 12, 2017 02:27 PM (3myMJ)
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Hey if dumb left wingers slice themselves up,I count that as winning.
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/264696/
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/264696/
Posted by: steevy at May 12, 2017 02:27 PM (rmVvL)
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(a+b)^2 = a^2 + b^2
I feel this is correct.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2017 02:18 PM (rF0hx)
So I take it isn't?
*been a while*
(a+b)^2 = a^2 + b^2
I feel this is correct.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2017 02:18 PM (rF0hx)
So I take it isn't?
*been a while*
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:28 PM (Jcg9Q)
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You have to show ID to buy sudafed.
You have to show ID to buy a beer.
You have to show ID to buy a pack of smokes.
You have to show ID to buy friggin SPRAY PAINT in some states.
You have to show ID to buy sudafed.
You have to show ID to buy a beer.
You have to show ID to buy a pack of smokes.
You have to show ID to buy friggin SPRAY PAINT in some states.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 12, 2017 02:28 PM (8XRCm)
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In CT, for example, you cannot register or vote without an ID showing you live at the address you register at. The poll workers can (but, from experience, don't usually) give you a provisional ballot and let you vote, but I've personally been turned away before.
Because the Dims running against each other at the local level know the deal and all the scams.
In CT, for example, you cannot register or vote without an ID showing you live at the address you register at. The poll workers can (but, from experience, don't usually) give you a provisional ballot and let you vote, but I've personally been turned away before.
Because the Dims running against each other at the local level know the deal and all the scams.
Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2017 02:28 PM (H5T1o)
Posted by: Ok at May 12, 2017 02:28 PM (OE5e7)
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There was an article up by I don't know some twats that starts off with the sob story about a black man whose vote was oppressed.
He moved from one state to another, his driver's license was expired and he had problems getting a copy of his birth certificate.
None of that is voter suppression, it's bureaucratic nonsense.
He moved from one state to another, his driver's license was expired and he had problems getting a copy of his birth certificate.
None of that is voter suppression, it's bureaucratic nonsense.
Posted by: alexthechick - ho ho ho now I've got a Ravage at May 12, 2017 02:29 PM (dEQP3)
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Why not issue a specific photo voter ID card to everyone. You can get it through the DMV. I get a stupid paper one now so it's not unprecedented.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 02:29 PM (/BXzQ)
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If you asked millennials who "Maxine Waters" is, they'd probably think she was a soul singer in the '60's...
She was one of the Sublimes!
She was one of the Sublimes!
Posted by: Meremortal at May 12, 2017 02:30 PM (3myMJ)
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167 I had to show ID to buy an M for mature rated video game once.
Posted by: steevy at May 12, 2017 02:30 PM (rmVvL)
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Seems to me that with the technology that exists, there's no reason the voting process shouldn't be as reliable as using an ATM machine.
If someone other than me takes $40 out of my account, I know about it within a day, and it gets rectified pronto. If banks miscounted our money, we'd close our accounts and burn the banks to the ground.
The technology for reliable voting exists, obviously. If the voters and the people in charge demanded it, this would get fixed.
That's an important IF.
If someone other than me takes $40 out of my account, I know about it within a day, and it gets rectified pronto. If banks miscounted our money, we'd close our accounts and burn the banks to the ground.
The technology for reliable voting exists, obviously. If the voters and the people in charge demanded it, this would get fixed.
That's an important IF.
Posted by: Qoheleth at May 12, 2017 02:30 PM (iIzG7)
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I was renting a car once and hadn't noticed my license was expiring the next day. Clerk said, "I can rent you a car, but you have to bring it back tonight."
That's one thing that gets me. Why would an ID expire? I'm still me. Licensing and certification, sure, I get that. But the ID part of the license should be good for much longer than four years, especially with a photo.
That's one thing that gets me. Why would an ID expire? I'm still me. Licensing and certification, sure, I get that. But the ID part of the license should be good for much longer than four years, especially with a photo.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 12, 2017 02:31 PM (u0s1P)
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Maxine Waters should get all the exposure she wants.
The fact that she is dumber that a bucket of paint chips and has the charm, appeal and media presence of a wet cardboard box filled with used Kleenex radiates from her every interview.
You go, old girl.
The fact that she is dumber that a bucket of paint chips and has the charm, appeal and media presence of a wet cardboard box filled with used Kleenex radiates from her every interview.
You go, old girl.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 02:31 PM (C52a9)
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In 1970 I was close enough to beat Billy Ayres to a pulp but I didn't know who he was or what damage he would do later.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 12, 2017 02:31 PM (YRHbj)
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That's one thing that gets me. Why would an ID expire? I'm still me. Licensing and certification, sure, I get that. But the ID part of the license should be good for much longer than four years, especially with a photo.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 12, 2017 02:31 PM (u0s1P)
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$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$
duh
Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 12, 2017 02:31 PM (u0s1P)
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$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$
duh
Posted by: fixerupper at May 12, 2017 02:31 PM (8XRCm)
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I like the irony of the black girl who testified before Congress the difficulty it was for her to obtain an ID to vote when someone pointed out she needed to show ID to get on the plane to get there.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 02:31 PM (/BXzQ)
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175 Because they want your money.
Posted by: steevy at May 12, 2017 02:32 PM (rmVvL)
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>>>>Good. It was a campaign promise, it's long overdue, and it's the right
time for it -- the media and Democrats cannot object to an investigation
into voter fraud when they're simultaneously screaming about "hacking the election," at least not without appearing to be more ridiculous shills than they currently appear.
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.That was rhetorical right?
time for it -- the media and Democrats cannot object to an investigation
into voter fraud when they're simultaneously screaming about "hacking the election," at least not without appearing to be more ridiculous shills than they currently appear.
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.That was rhetorical right?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 12, 2017 02:32 PM (le7jz)
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149 >>142
I think Chris Plante would have been a much better choice than Spicer Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2017 02:23 PM (H5T1o)
Have to disagree. His politics are fine, but his par-ti-cu-lar dic-tion is a-noy-ying.
Posted by: General Zod
Doesn't bother me, his ability to slay the media would make every presser a must watch
I think Chris Plante would have been a much better choice than Spicer Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2017 02:23 PM (H5T1o)
Have to disagree. His politics are fine, but his par-ti-cu-lar dic-tion is a-noy-ying.
Posted by: General Zod
Doesn't bother me, his ability to slay the media would make every presser a must watch
Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2017 02:32 PM (H5T1o)
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So I take it isn't?
*been a while*
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:28 PM (Jcg9Q)
(a+b)^2 = a^2 + 2ab + b^2
*been a while*
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:28 PM (Jcg9Q)
(a+b)^2 = a^2 + 2ab + b^2
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2017 02:33 PM (rF0hx)
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Just wanted you to know that I have personally solved the health insurance crisis in the United States. You are all covered pre-existing condition or not. Annual deductible is $1 billion. But you all have health insurance. Because I care. You're welcome!
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at May 12, 2017 02:33 PM (hKi6n)
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166
(a+b)^2 = a^2 + b^2
I feel this is correct.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2017 02:18 PM (rF0hx)
So I take it isn't?
*been a while*
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:28 PM (Jcg9Q)
++++
It's correct within +- 2ab.
(a+b)^2 = a^2 + b^2
I feel this is correct.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2017 02:18 PM (rF0hx)
So I take it isn't?
*been a while*
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:28 PM (Jcg9Q)
++++
It's correct within +- 2ab.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2017 02:33 PM (R+30W)
186
If whores don't ask for ID why should we need one to vote?
Posted by: MSM at May 12, 2017 02:33 PM (Fz5yy)
187
179 I like the irony of the black girl who testified before Congress the difficulty it was for her to obtain an ID to vote when someone pointed out she needed to show ID to get on the plane to get there.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 02:31 PM (/BXzQ)
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I remember some old woman who was the poster child against some state's voter ID law. The lawsuit was going through the system when she just went down to the DMV on her own and got the ID. She then said it was really easy.
I can't remember what happened to the lawsuit after that, but I have a feeling that it went into a dark room somewhere and never came out.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 02:31 PM (/BXzQ)
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I remember some old woman who was the poster child against some state's voter ID law. The lawsuit was going through the system when she just went down to the DMV on her own and got the ID. She then said it was really easy.
I can't remember what happened to the lawsuit after that, but I have a feeling that it went into a dark room somewhere and never came out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 12, 2017 02:33 PM (mC1ZI)
188
The panel is also looking into voter suppression, which while real, is significantly less than fraud. Both are a problem for a democracy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:26 PM (39g3+)
We don't live in a democracy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:26 PM (39g3+)
We don't live in a democracy.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:33 PM (Jcg9Q)
189
Revenue.
In the old days in Texas my license was good for 10 years.
Now in Colorado it's only good for 5. Cause I could have changed my name or something.
In the old days in Texas my license was good for 10 years.
Now in Colorado it's only good for 5. Cause I could have changed my name or something.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 12, 2017 02:34 PM (3myMJ)
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>>>>A solid look at the voter rolls for all the people who are dead,
registered in multiple states, and non-citizens could make things better
overall.
I'm not thinking of presidential elections, but of the smaller elections.
How much do you want to bet that voter fraud in a few state races
gave Democrats their super-majority in California? *grumble
grumble*California is a lost cause*grumble grumble*
But apply that lesson elsewhere, and you've got a recipe for making state governments more Republican as well.
.
.
.I seem to recall at least one State Supreme Court (I think it may have been IL) shot that down as unconstitutional.
registered in multiple states, and non-citizens could make things better
overall.
I'm not thinking of presidential elections, but of the smaller elections.
How much do you want to bet that voter fraud in a few state races
gave Democrats their super-majority in California? *grumble
grumble*California is a lost cause*grumble grumble*
But apply that lesson elsewhere, and you've got a recipe for making state governments more Republican as well.
.
.
.I seem to recall at least one State Supreme Court (I think it may have been IL) shot that down as unconstitutional.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 12, 2017 02:34 PM (le7jz)
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180 175 Because they want your money.
Well, yeah, but there isn't even any kind of explanation offered. Just that "it's expired. We can't accept it." Like it's milk and it went bad.
And no one seems to notice or care how ridiculous that is.
Well, yeah, but there isn't even any kind of explanation offered. Just that "it's expired. We can't accept it." Like it's milk and it went bad.
And no one seems to notice or care how ridiculous that is.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 12, 2017 02:35 PM (u0s1P)
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I was told there would be no exponentiation here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 02:35 PM (ZO497)
193
If whores don't ask for ID why should we need one to vote?
Whores only need ID when you pay by check.
Whores only need ID when you pay by check.
Posted by: Bob Beckel at May 12, 2017 02:35 PM (QQ+il)
194
That's the problem, in a free and open society we should be able to be whom or whatever we identify as at that particular time.
Photo IDs discriminate against shape-shifters!
Photo IDs discriminate against shape-shifters!
Posted by: pep at May 12, 2017 02:35 PM (NrQPT)
195
Even my super liberal wife whose favorite commenters are Chelsea Handler, Samantha Bee, Jon Oliver, and Trevor Noah believes there should be voter ID.
Posted by: Pyrocles at May 12, 2017 02:35 PM (c22wr)
196
No, no divorce. Let's let them live under the same rules they would apply to us. If they were in charge, we would be expected to think the way they want. When we are in charge, we let them keep doing the same old things. How do you think that will work out? Let's make them live up to OUR rules for a change.
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 12, 2017 02:35 PM (5HBd1)
197
140. We still putting the anti-fertility stuff in the Newports? I missed the last meeting.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2017 02:26 PM (TwwWO)
That's 'cause you were too busy chasing Viet tail.
/s
40 ouncers man, 40 ouncers.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2017 02:26 PM (TwwWO)
That's 'cause you were too busy chasing Viet tail.
/s
40 ouncers man, 40 ouncers.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:36 PM (Jcg9Q)
198
188 The panel is also looking into voter suppression, which while real, is significantly less than fraud. Both are a problem for a democracy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:26 PM (39g3+)
We don't live in a democracy.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:33 PM (Jcg9Q)
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Is telling people the wrong date to vote voter suppression?
I mean, if I stand on a corner and say that election day is the Tuesday after the second Monday of November instead of after the first Monday, could I be jailed?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:26 PM (39g3+)
We don't live in a democracy.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:33 PM (Jcg9Q)
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Is telling people the wrong date to vote voter suppression?
I mean, if I stand on a corner and say that election day is the Tuesday after the second Monday of November instead of after the first Monday, could I be jailed?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 12, 2017 02:36 PM (mC1ZI)
199
We don't live in a democracy.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:33 PM (Jcg9Q)
Oh, wise guy huh?
*Pokes eye*
Nyuk, nyuk.
We don't live in a democracy.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:33 PM (Jcg9Q)
Oh, wise guy huh?
*Pokes eye*
Nyuk, nyuk.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 12, 2017 02:36 PM (3myMJ)
200
The explanation is "fuck you,pay me".
Posted by: steevy at May 12, 2017 02:36 PM (rmVvL)
201
Wait, whores still take checks?
We're in the debit card era now ladies, let's get with the program, okay?
We're in the debit card era now ladies, let's get with the program, okay?
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 02:36 PM (UmSfZ)
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None of that is voter suppression, it's bureaucratic nonsense.
Posted by: alexthechick
I guarantee more than 80% of the DMV employee s giving him crap are Democrats
Posted by: alexthechick
I guarantee more than 80% of the DMV employee s giving him crap are Democrats
Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2017 02:37 PM (H5T1o)
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The lawsuit was going through the system when she just went down to the DMV on her own and got the ID. She then said it was really easy.
She probably wanted some Night Train and a pack of smokes and decided it was easier to get on her own.
She probably wanted some Night Train and a pack of smokes and decided it was easier to get on her own.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 02:37 PM (PCof0)
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Purchase of the following products will require proof of citizenship and subsequent issuance of a voter ID:
Modelo
Datsun 210
Inca Kola
Duros
Guadalupe candles
El Camino, homeboy
Modelo
Datsun 210
Inca Kola
Duros
Guadalupe candles
El Camino, homeboy
Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 02:37 PM (Bdeb0)
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They are going to fight this like their political lives depend on it because for many democrats, they do.
Posted by: pissed off oddnot at May 12, 2017 02:37 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: steevy at May 12, 2017 02:37 PM (rmVvL)
207
Wait, whores still take checks?
We're in the debit card era now ladies, let's get with the program, okay?
Posted by: IP
Trust me, you don't want to put your card in the slot & swipe it.
We're in the debit card era now ladies, let's get with the program, okay?
Posted by: IP
Trust me, you don't want to put your card in the slot & swipe it.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 02:38 PM (PCof0)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 02:38 PM (C52a9)
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EBT whores are the best. The BEST.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 02:38 PM (C52a9)
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Oh SNAP.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 02:38 PM (C52a9)
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Oh SNAP.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 12, 2017 02:38 PM (8XRCm)
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>>>If whores don't ask for ID why should we need one to vote?
They also require you to wash your cock and balls (sometimes ass) before business. Which, come to think of it, might also be good prerequisite for voting!
They also require you to wash your cock and balls (sometimes ass) before business. Which, come to think of it, might also be good prerequisite for voting!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 02:39 PM (dX0ot)
211
He IRS would not accept my TWIC as a valid ID.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 12, 2017 02:39 PM (9miVc)
212
f you asked millennials who "Maxine Waters" is, they'd probably think she was a soul singer in the '60's...
She was one of the Sublimes!
I googled it for shits and giggles and there actually IS an R&B singer named Maxine Waters
She was one of the Sublimes!
I googled it for shits and giggles and there actually IS an R&B singer named Maxine Waters
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2017 02:39 PM (7uYFy)
213
131 You might have a suspended drivers license and think that makes it an "invalid" ID, even though it's still valid for identification purposes.
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Maybe. The DMV refused to accept my passport as ID, because it had expired. Interesting. At 11:59 it was good ID, at 12:00 midnight it wasn't. As though something about it or me underwent some transmutation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 02:22 PM (ZO497)
Interesting. It's commonly considered an absolute gold standard for ID even when expired, so I don't know why your DMV was so meh about it.
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Maybe. The DMV refused to accept my passport as ID, because it had expired. Interesting. At 11:59 it was good ID, at 12:00 midnight it wasn't. As though something about it or me underwent some transmutation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 02:22 PM (ZO497)
Interesting. It's commonly considered an absolute gold standard for ID even when expired, so I don't know why your DMV was so meh about it.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 12, 2017 02:39 PM (17QyB)
214
I remember some old woman who was the poster child against some state's voter ID law. The lawsuit was going through the system when she just went down to the DMV on her own and got the ID. She then said it was really easy.
I can't remember what happened to the lawsuit after that, but I have a feeling that it went into a dark room somewhere and never came out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Major props to the unnamed conservative who slipped her two bills to end the nonsense
I remember some old woman who was the poster child against some state's voter ID law. The lawsuit was going through the system when she just went down to the DMV on her own and got the ID. She then said it was really easy.
I can't remember what happened to the lawsuit after that, but I have a feeling that it went into a dark room somewhere and never came out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Major props to the unnamed conservative who slipped her two bills to end the nonsense
Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2017 02:40 PM (H5T1o)
215
I googled it for shits and giggles and there actually IS an R&B singer named Maxine Waters
There almost has to be.
There almost has to be.
Posted by: eleven at May 12, 2017 02:40 PM (qUNWi)
216
That's the problem, in a free and open society we should be able to be whom or whatever we identify as at that particular time.
Photo IDs discriminate against shape-shifters!
Posted by: pep
Joos & Navajos hardest hit.
Photo IDs discriminate against shape-shifters!
Posted by: pep
Joos & Navajos hardest hit.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 02:40 PM (PCof0)
217
"EBT whores are the best. The BEST."
That reminds me. Will Corrine Brown do time, or just get a cushy civil rights job at some foundation?
That reminds me. Will Corrine Brown do time, or just get a cushy civil rights job at some foundation?
Posted by: Meremortal at May 12, 2017 02:40 PM (3myMJ)
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I don't think Voter ID gets at the problem. It only proves the person who shows up is probably the person registered.
The fraud usually occurs upstream. States like California, New York, and Illinois register thousands of illegal immigrants and no one really investigates to make sure they're legit. 130 people registered to vote in an address that goes to a 2-bedroom apartment in Inglewood? 80 people registered at the address of an Applebee's in White Plains. That's totally legit, right?
And then there's the whole mail-in/absentee thing. 11,000 votes from a Nevada zipcode with only 8,000 residents? Nothing to see here, move along.
The fraud usually occurs upstream. States like California, New York, and Illinois register thousands of illegal immigrants and no one really investigates to make sure they're legit. 130 people registered to vote in an address that goes to a 2-bedroom apartment in Inglewood? 80 people registered at the address of an Applebee's in White Plains. That's totally legit, right?
And then there's the whole mail-in/absentee thing. 11,000 votes from a Nevada zipcode with only 8,000 residents? Nothing to see here, move along.
Posted by: V the K at May 12, 2017 02:40 PM (O7MnT)
219
That's one thing that gets me. Why would an ID expire? I'm still me.
Part of it is the address information, making sure you're still where the document says you are. Part of it is photo updates, you change over time. But most of it yeah is that its a revenue source for the state.
Part of it is the address information, making sure you're still where the document says you are. Part of it is photo updates, you change over time. But most of it yeah is that its a revenue source for the state.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:40 PM (39g3+)
220
I got carded buying a handle of cheap wiskey at Rite Aid not seven months ago. I didn't have my wallet, just a money clip. The 18yo clerk sent me packing. I was silently furious because the kid was just following store policy - f'n lawyers. I'm over fifty, but look fortyish. So there really is a silver lining.
Posted by: 13times at May 12, 2017 02:40 PM (WHVu+)
221
We don't live in a democracy.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:33 PM (Jcg9Q)
Oh, wise guy huh?
*Pokes eye*
Nyuk, nyuk.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 12, 2017 02:36 PM (3myMJ)
It's my day off. Y'all are stuck with me.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:33 PM (Jcg9Q)
Oh, wise guy huh?
*Pokes eye*
Nyuk, nyuk.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 12, 2017 02:36 PM (3myMJ)
It's my day off. Y'all are stuck with me.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:41 PM (Jcg9Q)
222
"I googled it for shits and giggles and there actually IS an R&B singer named Maxine Waters"
Muddy's sister. At flood stage.
Muddy's sister. At flood stage.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 12, 2017 02:41 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2017 02:41 PM (TwwWO)
224
It's my day off. Y'all are stuck with me.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:41 PM (Jcg9Q)
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Wait.
....and you're here?
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:41 PM (Jcg9Q)
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Wait.
....and you're here?
Posted by: fixerupper at May 12, 2017 02:42 PM (8XRCm)
225
After all the persecution my people have suffered, all persons oppressed by America have the right to vote illegally! We have the right to despoil you!
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 12, 2017 02:42 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 02:42 PM (Bdeb0)
227
Palefaces!
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 12, 2017 02:43 PM (vRcUp)
228
Just saw another trailer for King Arthur.
Everyone looks like a millenial douchebag, but hey look, a black dude, and an asian dude! In medieval Britain. He's knighting them! Sir Mixalot and Sir Hunglow.
Everyone looks like a millenial douchebag, but hey look, a black dude, and an asian dude! In medieval Britain. He's knighting them! Sir Mixalot and Sir Hunglow.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:43 PM (39g3+)
229
El Camino, homeboy
Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 02:37 PM (Bdeb0)
For years I've had a running argument with my son, who is now 25.
He keeps saying that "El Camino" means "the Camino." I try to explain to him what Camino means, but he won't hear it. This has been going on since he watched "That 70's Show" one night.
Maybe he's just trolling me, but I don't think so.
Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 02:37 PM (Bdeb0)
For years I've had a running argument with my son, who is now 25.
He keeps saying that "El Camino" means "the Camino." I try to explain to him what Camino means, but he won't hear it. This has been going on since he watched "That 70's Show" one night.
Maybe he's just trolling me, but I don't think so.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:43 PM (Jcg9Q)
230
115
"Donny Two Scoops"
My new favorite Trump nickname.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:19 PM (39g3+)
Mine too.
"Donny Two Scoops"
My new favorite Trump nickname.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:19 PM (39g3+)
Mine too.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2017 02:43 PM (8iiMU)
231
"After all the persecution my people have suffered, all persons oppressed by America have the right to vote illegally! We have the right to despoil you!"
And go to Harvard for free!
And go to Harvard for free!
Posted by: Meremortal at May 12, 2017 02:43 PM (3myMJ)
232
187 179 I like the irony of the black girl who testified before Congress the difficulty it was for her to obtain an ID to vote when someone pointed out she needed to show ID to get on the plane to get there.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 02:31 PM (/BXzQ)
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I remember some old woman who was the poster child against some state's voter ID law. The lawsuit was going through the system when she just went down to the DMV on her own and got the ID. She then said it was really easy.
I can't remember what happened to the lawsuit after that, but I have a feeling that it went into a dark room somewhere and never came out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 12, 2017 02:33 PM (mC1ZI)
I remember the Indiana lawsuit that the dem operatives with bylines jumped on ugly where the chick was upset she couldn't use her *Florida* license as ID.
Turns out she was registered *there*, too.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 12, 2017 02:31 PM (/BXzQ)
==============
I remember some old woman who was the poster child against some state's voter ID law. The lawsuit was going through the system when she just went down to the DMV on her own and got the ID. She then said it was really easy.
I can't remember what happened to the lawsuit after that, but I have a feeling that it went into a dark room somewhere and never came out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 12, 2017 02:33 PM (mC1ZI)
I remember the Indiana lawsuit that the dem operatives with bylines jumped on ugly where the chick was upset she couldn't use her *Florida* license as ID.
Turns out she was registered *there*, too.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 12, 2017 02:43 PM (17QyB)
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213 131 You might have a suspended drivers license and think that makes it an "invalid" ID, even though it's still valid for identification purposes.
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Maybe. The DMV refused to accept my passport as ID, because it had expired. Interesting. At 11:59 it was good ID, at 12:00 midnight it wasn't. As though something about it or me underwent some transmutation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 02:22 PM (ZO497)
Interesting. It's commonly considered an absolute gold standard for ID even when expired, so I don't know why your DMV was so meh about it.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 12, 2017 02:39 PM (17QyB)
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It's a security / anti-fraud thing. If you take an expired id that's a day old, then you take one that's a year old, 5 years old, 30 years old, etc. Unless you have some kind of thing where you only treat some of the expired ones as valid. They just made it simple. Expired = invalid.
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Maybe. The DMV refused to accept my passport as ID, because it had expired. Interesting. At 11:59 it was good ID, at 12:00 midnight it wasn't. As though something about it or me underwent some transmutation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 02:22 PM (ZO497)
Interesting. It's commonly considered an absolute gold standard for ID even when expired, so I don't know why your DMV was so meh about it.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 12, 2017 02:39 PM (17QyB)
++++
It's a security / anti-fraud thing. If you take an expired id that's a day old, then you take one that's a year old, 5 years old, 30 years old, etc. Unless you have some kind of thing where you only treat some of the expired ones as valid. They just made it simple. Expired = invalid.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2017 02:44 PM (R+30W)
234
She will be sentenced within 120 days. She is looking at some crazy time. Decades. Basically life.
She may be able to swing a Club Fed deal based on mental anguish or heart palpitations or some crap.
Hell of a ride for the low low price of 150k in dirty money.
She may be able to swing a Club Fed deal based on mental anguish or heart palpitations or some crap.
Hell of a ride for the low low price of 150k in dirty money.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 02:44 PM (C52a9)
235
PSA for big city people.
If you have business with the Dept of Motor Vehicles it is not necessary to do it in the city where you reside. It is a state issue. Pick a small town and do your business. There may be 3 people in front of you. The same applies to county, pick an annex where there is low population density.
If you have business with the Dept of Motor Vehicles it is not necessary to do it in the city where you reside. It is a state issue. Pick a small town and do your business. There may be 3 people in front of you. The same applies to county, pick an annex where there is low population density.
Posted by: gNewt at May 12, 2017 02:44 PM (2d71x)
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I got carded buying a handle of cheap wiskey at Rite Aid not seven months ago. I didn't have my wallet, just a money clip. The 18yo clerk sent me packing. I was silently furious because the kid was just following store policy - f'n lawyers. I'm over fifty, but look fortyish. So there really is a silver lining.
Posted by: 13times at May 12, 2017 02:40 PM (WHVu+)
That's a Rite Aid thing. They card EVERYBODY who is trying to buy cigarettes, everybody, no matter who young--or old--you look. Company policy.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg would get carded at Rite-Aid if she tried to buy a pack of Chesterfields
Posted by: 13times at May 12, 2017 02:40 PM (WHVu+)
That's a Rite Aid thing. They card EVERYBODY who is trying to buy cigarettes, everybody, no matter who young--or old--you look. Company policy.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg would get carded at Rite-Aid if she tried to buy a pack of Chesterfields
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2017 02:44 PM (7uYFy)
237
That reminds me. Will Corrine Brown do time, or just get a cushy civil rights job at some foundation?
Posted by: Meremortal at May 12, 2017 02:40 PM (3myMJ)
AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND
Posted by: Meremortal at May 12, 2017 02:40 PM (3myMJ)
AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:45 PM (Jcg9Q)
238
Interesting. It's commonly considered an absolute gold standard for ID even when expired, so I don't know why your DMV was so meh about it.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer
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The state requires a 'Valid' ID. The DMV drones informed me that since the passport was no longer valid (as a passport), no longer ID.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer
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The state requires a 'Valid' ID. The DMV drones informed me that since the passport was no longer valid (as a passport), no longer ID.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 02:45 PM (ZO497)
239
Be glad we usurp you peacefully and genially through voter fraud, and not through open warfare.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 12, 2017 02:45 PM (vRcUp)
240
Best part: Voter ID will be the recommendation, it will pass, suit filed, we win, appealed to the SCOTUS and GORSUCH MUTHAFUCKAS!!!
Wear loose fitting pants, boys.
Wear loose fitting pants, boys.
Posted by: pissed off oddnot at May 12, 2017 02:45 PM (g1MTt)
241
>>Hell of a ride for the low low price of 150k in dirty money.
Those LaceWigs aren't cheap.
... unless you know a guy.
Those LaceWigs aren't cheap.
... unless you know a guy.
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2017 02:45 PM (P0Sw/)
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That's a Rite Aid thing. They card EVERYBODY who is trying to buy cigarettes, everybody, no matter who young--or old--you look. Company policy.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg would get carded at Rite-Aid if she tried to buy a pack of Chesterfields
Posted by: JoeF.
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And, they record your DOB.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg would get carded at Rite-Aid if she tried to buy a pack of Chesterfields
Posted by: JoeF.
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And, they record your DOB.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 02:46 PM (ZO497)
243
It's my day off. Y'all are stuck with me.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:41 PM (Jcg9Q)
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Wait.
....and you're here?
Posted by: fixerupper at May 12, 2017 02:42 PM (8XRCm)
Yeppers.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:41 PM (Jcg9Q)
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Wait.
....and you're here?
Posted by: fixerupper at May 12, 2017 02:42 PM (8XRCm)
Yeppers.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:46 PM (Jcg9Q)
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These same people think not one second about pulling out ID to buy beer at the liquor store.
Full of shit, this argument is.
Full of shit, this argument is.
Posted by: MathMom at May 12, 2017 02:47 PM (mSbwX)
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King Arthur is off to a bad start at the box office.Did they also make Guenivere a better fighter than Lancelot?
Posted by: steevy at May 12, 2017 02:47 PM (rmVvL)
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Voter fraud is mostly committed by Russians. There millions that have voted illegally.
Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2017 02:47 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 02:47 PM (C52a9)
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The hardest part about IDs is the DC, I assume other cities too, fake parking ticket crap putting holds on renewals.
Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2017 02:47 PM (H5T1o)
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1. I say shut down absentee/early voting completely. Even for the military. If you're in the US, you vote in the precinct you're in, if not then you vote federal only and that's that.
2. Move voting to Saturday, non-essential workers must have the day off, essential workers get 4 hours minimum to vote.
3. Must present an ID to register your SSN and an ID to vote that SSN.
4. You die, then your SSN is invalidated for no less than 10 years. If it pops up before then it's felony fraud.
What did I miss?
2. Move voting to Saturday, non-essential workers must have the day off, essential workers get 4 hours minimum to vote.
3. Must present an ID to register your SSN and an ID to vote that SSN.
4. You die, then your SSN is invalidated for no less than 10 years. If it pops up before then it's felony fraud.
What did I miss?
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 02:47 PM (UmSfZ)
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Just saw another trailer for King Arthur.
Everyone looks like a millenial douchebag, but hey look, a black dude, and an asian dude! In medieval Britain. He's knighting them! Sir Mixalot and Sir Hunglow.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:43 PM (39g3+)
Morgan Freeman was in Kevin Costner's boring Robin Hood movie. They explained that he was some "Moor" Robin picked up on his travels....
Everyone looks like a millenial douchebag, but hey look, a black dude, and an asian dude! In medieval Britain. He's knighting them! Sir Mixalot and Sir Hunglow.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:43 PM (39g3+)
Morgan Freeman was in Kevin Costner's boring Robin Hood movie. They explained that he was some "Moor" Robin picked up on his travels....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2017 02:47 PM (7uYFy)
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That's one thing that gets me. Why would an ID expire? I'm still me.
Part of it is the address information, making sure you're still where the document says you are.
I moved last year. Still have 3 years on this license. Unless I'm stopped and get a ticket.....
Part of it is the address information, making sure you're still where the document says you are.
I moved last year. Still have 3 years on this license. Unless I'm stopped and get a ticket.....
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 02:47 PM (PCof0)
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TWOOOOOOOO SCOOOOOOOOOOOPS!!!!!
Posted by: Frum at May 12, 2017 02:48 PM (oVJmc)
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Palefaces!
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 12, 2017 02:43 PM (vRcUp)
The graduation speaker at my alma mater today. Those lucky bastids!
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 12, 2017 02:43 PM (vRcUp)
The graduation speaker at my alma mater today. Those lucky bastids!
Posted by: tu3031 at May 12, 2017 02:48 PM (qJhUV)
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I don't think Voter ID gets at the problem. It only proves the person who shows up is probably the person registered.
Its one piece of the puzzle, and the resistance by Democrats proves that its an important one.
Its one piece of the puzzle, and the resistance by Democrats proves that its an important one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:48 PM (39g3+)
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218 I don't think Voter ID gets at the problem. It only proves the person who shows up is probably the person registered. ***
Posted by: V the K at May 12, 2017 02:40 PM (O7MnT)
And even that portion of the system is flawed. When I voted in Texas, I told the lady my name and she asked me, "Are you the LASue that lives at XYZ address?" She did the same thing to everyone in line. I know she was just trying to friendly and helpful, but jeez.
Posted by: V the K at May 12, 2017 02:40 PM (O7MnT)
And even that portion of the system is flawed. When I voted in Texas, I told the lady my name and she asked me, "Are you the LASue that lives at XYZ address?" She did the same thing to everyone in line. I know she was just trying to friendly and helpful, but jeez.
Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable! at May 12, 2017 02:48 PM (CLKfs)
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What did I miss?
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 02:47 PM (UmSfZ)
In Michigan, you used to have to go to the Clerk's office to vote absentee.
This procedure is okay with me. Get your ass in front of an official who verifies you are who you are.
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 02:47 PM (UmSfZ)
In Michigan, you used to have to go to the Clerk's office to vote absentee.
This procedure is okay with me. Get your ass in front of an official who verifies you are who you are.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2017 02:49 PM (8iiMU)
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We all know that the Left/Media will claim that this is to Whitewash "Russian collusion" while blaming everything on "brown people".
We know their narrative.
We need to preemptively crush that narrative so that the report from this panel will be unassailable.
You want to make a difference?
Collect and collate actual evidence from unimpeachable sources or documented first-hand. If your local and state parties are incompetent, then coordinate with interested people and DOCUMENT EVERYTHING.
Also, seek out non-GOP think tanks and research groups in this endeavor.
We know their narrative.
We need to preemptively crush that narrative so that the report from this panel will be unassailable.
You want to make a difference?
Collect and collate actual evidence from unimpeachable sources or documented first-hand. If your local and state parties are incompetent, then coordinate with interested people and DOCUMENT EVERYTHING.
Also, seek out non-GOP think tanks and research groups in this endeavor.
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 12, 2017 02:49 PM (rUIbB)
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230 115
"Donny Two Scoops"
My new favorite Trump nickname.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:19 PM (39g3+)
Mine too.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2017 02:43 PM (8iiMU)
I like that.
"Donny Two Scoops"
My new favorite Trump nickname.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:19 PM (39g3+)
Mine too.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2017 02:43 PM (8iiMU)
I like that.
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2017 02:50 PM (xjiRE)
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>>King Arthur is off to a bad start at the box office.Did they also make Guenivere a better fighter than Lancelot?
Apparently it's a bro fest, which is not that surprising in a Guy Ritchie movie. But this is 2017, so SJW'ers gotta notice and whine...
Apparently it's a bro fest, which is not that surprising in a Guy Ritchie movie. But this is 2017, so SJW'ers gotta notice and whine...
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2017 02:50 PM (NOIQH)
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They have been doing it for a while.And yeah,we dodged a bullet when he didn't.
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/264788/
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/264788/
Posted by: steevy at May 12, 2017 02:50 PM (rmVvL)
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217 "EBT whores are the best. The BEST."
That reminds me. Will Corrine Brown do time, or just get a cushy civil rights job at some foundation?
Posted by: Meremortal at May 12, 2017 02:40 PM (3myMJ)
She better do time. She's a disgrace and an embarrassment.
That reminds me. Will Corrine Brown do time, or just get a cushy civil rights job at some foundation?
Posted by: Meremortal at May 12, 2017 02:40 PM (3myMJ)
She better do time. She's a disgrace and an embarrassment.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 12, 2017 02:50 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 02:50 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: MathMom at May 12, 2017 02:51 PM (mSbwX)
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Can we please start hammering the left over voter ID?
"Hey, minorities: the Democrat party thinks you are all incompetent. The Democrats say that it's just too hard for you to get ID... so they think you don't have ID, and since you need ID to get a job, they think you must not have a job either.
"Don't vote for the party that sees you as a sub-human unemployed loser. Vote ANYONE BUT THE DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE."
The left hammers the right every chance they get. The right should hammer back.
We should have President Trump post on Twitter something about "my opponents think that minorities are incompetent, but I think minorities are people who can do great things in our great country." Then the usual suspects will take the bait, unable to resist, and will start talking about Trump's obvious insanity and what does he mean by that ("TRUMP says WE ARE THE RACISTS???!!!?? I CANT EVEN"), and then our pundits spell out what Trump meant and everyone is talking about it. (This sort of thing worked over and over during Trump's Presidential election campaign, and I don't think Trump was even doing it on purpose most of the time.)
"Hey, minorities: the Democrat party thinks you are all incompetent. The Democrats say that it's just too hard for you to get ID... so they think you don't have ID, and since you need ID to get a job, they think you must not have a job either.
"Don't vote for the party that sees you as a sub-human unemployed loser. Vote ANYONE BUT THE DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE."
The left hammers the right every chance they get. The right should hammer back.
We should have President Trump post on Twitter something about "my opponents think that minorities are incompetent, but I think minorities are people who can do great things in our great country." Then the usual suspects will take the bait, unable to resist, and will start talking about Trump's obvious insanity and what does he mean by that ("TRUMP says WE ARE THE RACISTS???!!!?? I CANT EVEN"), and then our pundits spell out what Trump meant and everyone is talking about it. (This sort of thing worked over and over during Trump's Presidential election campaign, and I don't think Trump was even doing it on purpose most of the time.)
Posted by: mr_jack at May 12, 2017 02:51 PM (M59SC)
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This is actually Yuge...
States have asked the Feds about Citizenship information before, and been turned down.
This group is set up specifically to give States that information, if they want..
note, DHS has a database of every damn Legal immigrant, and Visa overstay.... add in that they have access to Social Security and other informational rolls... as well as IRS records and such.... and IF the Government actually wanted to find illegals, they could...
States have asked the Feds about Citizenship information before, and been turned down.
This group is set up specifically to give States that information, if they want..
note, DHS has a database of every damn Legal immigrant, and Visa overstay.... add in that they have access to Social Security and other informational rolls... as well as IRS records and such.... and IF the Government actually wanted to find illegals, they could...
Posted by: Don Q at May 12, 2017 02:51 PM (NgKpN)
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>>>>1. I say shut down absentee/early voting completely. Even for the
military. If you're in the US, you vote in the precinct you're in, if
not then you vote federal only and that's that.
2. Move voting to Saturday, non-essential workers must have the day off, essential workers get 4 hours minimum to vote.
3. Must present an ID to register your SSN and an ID to vote that SSN.
4. You die, then your SSN is invalidated for no less than 10 years. If it pops up before then it's felony fraud.
What did I miss?
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.
.I'm sorry but the Military sends me to Iraq and I can't vote? Bad idea.
military. If you're in the US, you vote in the precinct you're in, if
not then you vote federal only and that's that.
2. Move voting to Saturday, non-essential workers must have the day off, essential workers get 4 hours minimum to vote.
3. Must present an ID to register your SSN and an ID to vote that SSN.
4. You die, then your SSN is invalidated for no less than 10 years. If it pops up before then it's felony fraud.
What did I miss?
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.
.I'm sorry but the Military sends me to Iraq and I can't vote? Bad idea.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 12, 2017 02:51 PM (le7jz)
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Just saw another trailer for King Arthur.
Everyone looks like a millenial douchebag, but hey look, a black dude, and an asian dude! In medieval Britain. He's knighting them! Sir Mixalot and Sir Hunglow.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:43 PM (39g3+)
History. How do it work?
Everyone looks like a millenial douchebag, but hey look, a black dude, and an asian dude! In medieval Britain. He's knighting them! Sir Mixalot and Sir Hunglow.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:43 PM (39g3+)
History. How do it work?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 02:52 PM (493sH)
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What is with big-boobed Liz Claman and the turquoise-hued outfits lately?
That color does not look great on her.
And, she is whipped up a bit.
She forgot the tranquilizer *again*.
That color does not look great on her.
And, she is whipped up a bit.
She forgot the tranquilizer *again*.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 12, 2017 02:52 PM (8iiMU)
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Two things, then hockey.
Pursue a civil rights/constitutional angle on this. Surely there is one - dilution of votes via fraud is denial/impairment of others' civil rights. Alongside the tsunami of absurd "civil rights" distortions and lawless usurpations (marriage redefinition, etc) swamping the country for decades, how about a legit civil rights issue that also is material to the overall collapse of the rule of law?
Rhetorical/political offensive. Though less automatic than issues like mass illegal migration, support for common sense on voter ID is instinctive for a decisive majority.
Savage these idiots, make them defend the lack of election integrity, every day, in every venue. Make very harsh insulting terms and nicknames engaging this topic part of everyday speech. Force it into the press. Force the Dems to defend and own it, constantly.
Pursue a civil rights/constitutional angle on this. Surely there is one - dilution of votes via fraud is denial/impairment of others' civil rights. Alongside the tsunami of absurd "civil rights" distortions and lawless usurpations (marriage redefinition, etc) swamping the country for decades, how about a legit civil rights issue that also is material to the overall collapse of the rule of law?
Rhetorical/political offensive. Though less automatic than issues like mass illegal migration, support for common sense on voter ID is instinctive for a decisive majority.
Savage these idiots, make them defend the lack of election integrity, every day, in every venue. Make very harsh insulting terms and nicknames engaging this topic part of everyday speech. Force it into the press. Force the Dems to defend and own it, constantly.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2017 02:52 PM (PjWy4)
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That's not how any of this works!
Posted by: Maid Marianne at May 12, 2017 02:53 PM (QQ+il)
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249 1. I say shut down absentee/early voting completely. Even for the military. If you're in the US, you vote in the precinct you're in, if not then you vote federal only and that's that.
2. Move voting to Saturday, non-essential workers must have the day off, essential workers get 4 hours minimum to vote.
3. Must present an ID to register your SSN and an ID to vote that SSN.
4. You die, then your SSN is invalidated for no less than 10 years. If it pops up before then it's felony fraud.
What did I miss?
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 02:47 PM (UmSfZ)
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Still mail out the ballots or allow anyone to pick up a ballot during a set timeframe before the election (week or month). People can fill it out at home at their leisure. But, no mailing it in. You have to drop it off and show id at that point. Should make the lines shorter since many people will have theirs already filled out and it's just a matter of checking id.
2. Move voting to Saturday, non-essential workers must have the day off, essential workers get 4 hours minimum to vote.
3. Must present an ID to register your SSN and an ID to vote that SSN.
4. You die, then your SSN is invalidated for no less than 10 years. If it pops up before then it's felony fraud.
What did I miss?
Posted by: IP at May 12, 2017 02:47 PM (UmSfZ)
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Still mail out the ballots or allow anyone to pick up a ballot during a set timeframe before the election (week or month). People can fill it out at home at their leisure. But, no mailing it in. You have to drop it off and show id at that point. Should make the lines shorter since many people will have theirs already filled out and it's just a matter of checking id.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2017 02:53 PM (R+30W)
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Everyone looks like a millenial douchebag, but hey look, a black dude,
and an asian dude! In medieval Britain. He's knighting them! Sir Mixalot
and Sir Hunglow.
===
Is there a GRRL Jedi?
Oops I mean "knight"?
and an asian dude! In medieval Britain. He's knighting them! Sir Mixalot
and Sir Hunglow.
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Is there a GRRL Jedi?
Oops I mean "knight"?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 02:53 PM (C52a9)
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>> Jeff.
I figured as much. Shows how often I shop at Rite Aid. The local store is always very untidy and understocked / poorly faced.
I figured as much. Shows how often I shop at Rite Aid. The local store is always very untidy and understocked / poorly faced.
Posted by: 13times at May 12, 2017 02:53 PM (WHVu+)
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Get used to seeing Anachronistic Africa-Americans and other minorities in historical epics. It's a requirement and has actually been one for awhile. "Braveheart" managed to do without one, but if it was made today, they'd have to add one. "Gladiator" finessed the issue by featuring a slave from "Numida." And it was no accident that Maximus was " a Spaniard."
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2017 02:53 PM (7uYFy)
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Do you still have to BYO photograph for a passport?
Because that is just wack.
That and two photos for concealed handgun licenses in Texas.
Because that is just wack.
That and two photos for concealed handgun licenses in Texas.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2017 02:53 PM (PCof0)
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When voting I always present my ID along with voter registration whether required or not.
Posted by: gNewt at May 12, 2017 02:53 PM (2d71x)
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Morgan Freeman was in Kevin Costner's boring Robin Hood movie. They explained that he was some "Moor" Robin picked up on his travels....
I didn't mind that so much, it could have happened. My problem was that he was Super-Moor who knew more than all the whiteys. He understood secrets of birthing that midwives were too ignorant to understand! Just one more reason the movie sucked, although as usual Alan Rickman was great.
I didn't mind that so much, it could have happened. My problem was that he was Super-Moor who knew more than all the whiteys. He understood secrets of birthing that midwives were too ignorant to understand! Just one more reason the movie sucked, although as usual Alan Rickman was great.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:54 PM (39g3+)
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Of all the shit to worry about, why the fuck is Sessions going after drugs? I thought we were smarter than this. Unless he's going after Mexico for their violent hand in it, leave the rest of us alone. MJ is legal in WA state and it's fun once in a while, esp. when we've both had a hard week. Pisses me the fuck off.
Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at May 12, 2017 02:54 PM (Gim9y)
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Posted by: Maid Marianne at May 12, 2017 02:53 PM (QQ+il)
=====I read your hash as two very sick Quokkas.
Posted by: Maid Marianne at May 12, 2017 02:53 PM (QQ+il)
=====I read your hash as two very sick Quokkas.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 02:54 PM (C52a9)
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Get used to seeing Anachronistic Africa-Americans and other minorities in historical epics. It's a requirement and has actually been one for awhile. "Braveheart" managed to do without one, but if it was made today, they'd have to add one. "Gladiator" finessed the issue by featuring a slave from "Numida." And it was no accident that Maximus was " a Spaniard."
Posted by: JoeF.
The BBC Disease.
Posted by: JoeF.
The BBC Disease.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 12, 2017 02:54 PM (udajc)
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Have to apologise for the OT, too, I was just so pissed I had to vent. Sorry.
Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at May 12, 2017 02:54 PM (Gim9y)
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mr_jack, your idea and mine (re forcing this into the political space and taking the offensive) are the same.
Same applies to many issues.
Biggest problem remains the GOP, whose refusal to engage in politics shows a fanaticism reminiscent of lone Japanese soldiers on western Pacific jungle islands. Don't see a solution for that. Trump's on his own (that is, we're on our own, with Trump almost the only real weapon).
Same applies to many issues.
Biggest problem remains the GOP, whose refusal to engage in politics shows a fanaticism reminiscent of lone Japanese soldiers on western Pacific jungle islands. Don't see a solution for that. Trump's on his own (that is, we're on our own, with Trump almost the only real weapon).
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2017 02:56 PM (PjWy4)
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>>He keeps saying that "El Camino" means "the Camino."
I try to explain to him what Camino means, but he won't hear it. This
has been going on since he watched "That 70's Show" one night.
Maybe he's just trolling me, but I don't think so. Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:43 PM (Jcg9Q)
El Jefe drives El Camino to the job site. His gatos locos drive the Datsun 210. Jefe's Camino has the spendy airbrush job on the doors; the 210 has concrete-spattered Home Depot buckets and empty Modelo cans in the trunk. The bumper of the Camino is intact; the Datsun's bumper is securely wired to the chassis with Romex.
I try to explain to him what Camino means, but he won't hear it. This
has been going on since he watched "That 70's Show" one night.
Maybe he's just trolling me, but I don't think so. Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:43 PM (Jcg9Q)
El Jefe drives El Camino to the job site. His gatos locos drive the Datsun 210. Jefe's Camino has the spendy airbrush job on the doors; the 210 has concrete-spattered Home Depot buckets and empty Modelo cans in the trunk. The bumper of the Camino is intact; the Datsun's bumper is securely wired to the chassis with Romex.
Posted by: General Zod at May 12, 2017 02:56 PM (Bdeb0)
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I figured as much. Shows how often I shop at Rite Aid. The local store is always very untidy and understocked / poorly faced.
Posted by: 13times
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Ours is quite good. They've just changed hands, again.
Posted by: 13times
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Ours is quite good. They've just changed hands, again.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 02:56 PM (ZO497)
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"Gladiator" finessed the issue by featuring a slave from "Numida."
Which actually made sense given the setting (part of the movie was in Africa). But this is just... its like black Heimdall. Don't you think the Scandis would have noticed that in their myths??
Which actually made sense given the setting (part of the movie was in Africa). But this is just... its like black Heimdall. Don't you think the Scandis would have noticed that in their myths??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:56 PM (39g3+)
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"Morgan Freeman was in Kevin Costner's boring Robin Hood movie. They
explained that he was some "Moor" Robin picked up on his travels...."
"And why should we listen to you?"
Cary Elwes: "Because I'm the only Robin Hood who speaks with an English accent."
explained that he was some "Moor" Robin picked up on his travels...."
"And why should we listen to you?"
Cary Elwes: "Because I'm the only Robin Hood who speaks with an English accent."
Posted by: Qoheleth at May 12, 2017 02:56 PM (iIzG7)
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What is with big-boobed Liz Claman and the turquoise-hued outfits lately?
That color does not look great on her.
And, she is whipped up a bit.
She forgot the tranquilizer *again*.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 12, 2017 02:52 PM (8iiMU)
A burlap sack would look hot on Liz Claman.
That color does not look great on her.
And, she is whipped up a bit.
She forgot the tranquilizer *again*.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 12, 2017 02:52 PM (8iiMU)
A burlap sack would look hot on Liz Claman.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:56 PM (Jcg9Q)
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I remember seeing a couple of historical l epics with nude scenes and the women had obvious boob jobs...
How hard is it to find actresses with real tits??
How hard is it to find actresses with real tits??
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2017 02:57 PM (7uYFy)
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Many countries on this planet have election ID laws, Leftists should go boycott them .
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2017 02:57 PM (Ot7+c)
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Blaah, Blaah, Blaah, Arthur this, Arthur that. 'Oo made 'im bleedin' King of anything??? Supreme Executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from farcical aquatic ceremony!
Posted by: Dennis the Peasant at May 12, 2017 02:57 PM (p8g4F)
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Biggest problem remains the GOP, whose refusal to engage in politics
shows a fanaticism reminiscent of lone Japanese soldiers on western
Pacific jungle islands. Don't see a solution for that.
====
I should write a screenplay for a tv show about the GOP Senate.
"Too Many Caesars"
shows a fanaticism reminiscent of lone Japanese soldiers on western
Pacific jungle islands. Don't see a solution for that.
====
I should write a screenplay for a tv show about the GOP Senate.
"Too Many Caesars"
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 12, 2017 02:57 PM (C52a9)
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King Arthur is off to a bad start at the box office.Did they also make Guenivere a better fighter than Lancelot?
Posted by: steevy at May 12, 2017 02:47 PM (rmVvL)
There was a Robin Hood spoof in the 80s with George Seagal. Morgan Fairchild played Maid Marian and she was going to be married off she goes off on this rant about being an independent woman and she'll marry who she wants to marry when she wants to marry blah blah. Tom Baker playing the Sheriff leans towards and says, "My dear, this is the 12th Century. Go find a white dress."
Posted by: steevy at May 12, 2017 02:47 PM (rmVvL)
There was a Robin Hood spoof in the 80s with George Seagal. Morgan Fairchild played Maid Marian and she was going to be married off she goes off on this rant about being an independent woman and she'll marry who she wants to marry when she wants to marry blah blah. Tom Baker playing the Sheriff leans towards and says, "My dear, this is the 12th Century. Go find a white dress."
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 02:57 PM (493sH)
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Nood
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2017 02:57 PM (kTF2Z)
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A burlap sack would look hot on Liz Claman.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:56 PM (Jcg9Q)
And look better crumpled on the floor....
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:56 PM (Jcg9Q)
And look better crumpled on the floor....
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 12, 2017 02:58 PM (8iiMU)
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I'm sure our 9th circuit will have something intelligent to say about this.
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2017 02:58 PM (HgMAr)
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When voting I always present my ID along with voter registration whether required or not.
Posted by: gNewt
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I force it on them. You'd think I was waving a rattlesnake around.
Posted by: gNewt
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I force it on them. You'd think I was waving a rattlesnake around.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2017 02:59 PM (ZO497)
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A burlap sack would look hot on Liz Claman.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:56 PM (Jcg9Q)
..........
Wet burlap sack contest!
Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:56 PM (Jcg9Q)
..........
Wet burlap sack contest!
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2017 02:59 PM (HgMAr)
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"Gladiator" finessed the issue by featuring a slave from "Numida."
Which actually made sense given the setting (part of the movie was in Africa). But this is just... its like black Heimdall. Don't you think the Scandis would have noticed that in their myths??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:56 PM (39g3+)
I didn't mind that because it kinda did ring true. Even though the character of "Juba" would have been a Northern African ( i.e. "white") , Sub-Saharan black Africans were not unknown to the Romans.
Which actually made sense given the setting (part of the movie was in Africa). But this is just... its like black Heimdall. Don't you think the Scandis would have noticed that in their myths??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:56 PM (39g3+)
I didn't mind that because it kinda did ring true. Even though the character of "Juba" would have been a Northern African ( i.e. "white") , Sub-Saharan black Africans were not unknown to the Romans.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2017 02:59 PM (7uYFy)
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273 >> Jeff.
I figured as much. Shows how often I shop at Rite Aid. The local store is always very untidy and understocked / poorly faced.
Posted by: 13times at May 12, 2017 02:53 PM (WHVu+)
I no longer patronize Rite Aid because they filled out my son's ADHD prescription with a drug for Schizophrenia.
We *did* get a nice settlement, though.
I figured as much. Shows how often I shop at Rite Aid. The local store is always very untidy and understocked / poorly faced.
Posted by: 13times at May 12, 2017 02:53 PM (WHVu+)
I no longer patronize Rite Aid because they filled out my son's ADHD prescription with a drug for Schizophrenia.
We *did* get a nice settlement, though.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 12, 2017 02:59 PM (17QyB)
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Posted by: gNewt at May 12, 2017 02:44 PM (2d71x)
When I need to go to the DMV, I stop in a tiny town on my commute home from work, where there are never, ever more than 3 people in line.
I'd be there all day in my city. Friendlier people working there too.
When I need to go to the DMV, I stop in a tiny town on my commute home from work, where there are never, ever more than 3 people in line.
I'd be there all day in my city. Friendlier people working there too.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 12, 2017 03:00 PM (ul9CR)
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I was just so pissed I had to vent. Sorry.
Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at May 12, 2017 02:54 PM (Gim9y)
I'm just a little surprised that you get high with Jeff Sessions on the weekends!
Or did I read your comment incorrectly?
Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at May 12, 2017 02:54 PM (Gim9y)
I'm just a little surprised that you get high with Jeff Sessions on the weekends!
Or did I read your comment incorrectly?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2017 03:00 PM (rF0hx)
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No ID required to vote.
However, if you don't have ID, you have to bend over and let the election officials take a Polaroid of your asshole. They will then write your name on it in black Sharpie. All asshole voters in a district will be published in a compilation following the election.
We might have to pay a nominal royalty to Larry Flynt.
However, if you don't have ID, you have to bend over and let the election officials take a Polaroid of your asshole. They will then write your name on it in black Sharpie. All asshole voters in a district will be published in a compilation following the election.
We might have to pay a nominal royalty to Larry Flynt.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 12, 2017 03:00 PM (dX0ot)
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Just saw another trailer for King Arthur.
Everyone looks like a millenial douchebag, but hey look, a black dude, and an asian dude! In medieval Britain. He's knighting them! Sir Mixalot and Sir Hunglow.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:43 PM (39g3+)
History. How do it work?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 02:52 PM (493sH)
Remember, according to these lunatics, all Western Civilizations were composed of only Black people until evil mutant albinos took over and re-wrote history... or perhaps they just blame Yakub...
http://preview.tinyurl.com/lfal2fb
Everyone looks like a millenial douchebag, but hey look, a black dude, and an asian dude! In medieval Britain. He's knighting them! Sir Mixalot and Sir Hunglow.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:43 PM (39g3+)
History. How do it work?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2017 02:52 PM (493sH)
Remember, according to these lunatics, all Western Civilizations were composed of only Black people until evil mutant albinos took over and re-wrote history... or perhaps they just blame Yakub...
http://preview.tinyurl.com/lfal2fb
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 12, 2017 03:01 PM (rUIbB)
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>>He keeps saying that "El Camino" means "the Camino."
I try to explain to him what Camino means, but he won't hear it. This
has been going on since he watched "That 70's Show" one night.
Maybe he's just trolling me, but I don't think so. Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:43 PM (Jcg9Q).
Ricky Bobby: "From now on, you're the Magic Man, and I'm El Diablo!"
Carl Naughton, Jr. "What does Diablo mean?"
Ricky Bobby: "It's like Spanish, for like a fighting chicken."
>>He keeps saying that "El Camino" means "the Camino."
I try to explain to him what Camino means, but he won't hear it. This
has been going on since he watched "That 70's Show" one night.
Maybe he's just trolling me, but I don't think so. Posted by: Country Boy at May 12, 2017 02:43 PM (Jcg9Q).
Ricky Bobby: "From now on, you're the Magic Man, and I'm El Diablo!"
Carl Naughton, Jr. "What does Diablo mean?"
Ricky Bobby: "It's like Spanish, for like a fighting chicken."
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2017 03:01 PM (p8g4F)
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"Gladiator" finessed the issue by featuring a slave from "Numida." And it was no accident that Maximus was " a Spaniard."
Posted by: JoeF.
Uh, that actually had grounding in actual Things That Happened Then, you know. Unlike the utter bollocks that is King Arthur: Still Trying To Make Charlie Hunnam A Thing.
Posted by: JoeF.
Uh, that actually had grounding in actual Things That Happened Then, you know. Unlike the utter bollocks that is King Arthur: Still Trying To Make Charlie Hunnam A Thing.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 12, 2017 03:02 PM (9krrF)
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I'd like my sword back please
Posted by: Watery Bint at May 12, 2017 03:06 PM (UmSfZ)
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Watched some of Spicer's press conference today. The bad lip reader joke used for press questions would be epic.
Posted by: MSM at May 12, 2017 03:06 PM (Fz5yy)
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And while we're at it can we please get rid of "early" voting? It subverts the entire concept of a national election, i.e. an electorate making a decision at the same point in time based on a shared set of circumstances.
It also favors incumbents/name recognition, as the less-known candidate isn't going to spend the bulk of their limited money too far ahead of the election.
The whole thing is an ADA-inspired sop to the "It's so difficult!!!" crowd. Just show the frick up on election day if its important to you. And, if its not important to you and you don't really have any strong preferences for God's sake stay the frick home.
It also favors incumbents/name recognition, as the less-known candidate isn't going to spend the bulk of their limited money too far ahead of the election.
The whole thing is an ADA-inspired sop to the "It's so difficult!!!" crowd. Just show the frick up on election day if its important to you. And, if its not important to you and you don't really have any strong preferences for God's sake stay the frick home.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 12, 2017 03:08 PM (QtQaN)
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"And why should we listen to you?"
Cary Elwes: "Because I'm the only Robin Hood who speaks with an English accent."
Posted by: Qoheleth at May 12, 2017 02:56 PM (iIzG7)
Which didn't exist in the 12th century. The present-day English accent (BBC received English) is a late Victorian version of the Home Counties accent.
Cary Elwes: "Because I'm the only Robin Hood who speaks with an English accent."
Posted by: Qoheleth at May 12, 2017 02:56 PM (iIzG7)
Which didn't exist in the 12th century. The present-day English accent (BBC received English) is a late Victorian version of the Home Counties accent.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2017 03:19 PM (SRKgf)
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While we are talking about media, why the hell can't Joan Watson on Elementary date a chinese guy for once? It's like the wildest, most radical thing you could do on these shows, date someone that is the same race.
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 12, 2017 03:20 PM (5HBd1)
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You refuse to admit your guilt. You refuse to make amends for your atrocities by allowing all oppressed people the right to vote. Very well then. I will don the war paint. FREEDOM!!!
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 12, 2017 03:22 PM (vRcUp)
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voting ID by states (strict means you have to have the ID to vote, non-strict means you can vote without ID but it is marked provisional to check before counting)
Strict photo ID required: Georgia, Indiana, Kansas, Mississippi, Tennessee, Virginia, and Wisconsin.
Strict non-photo ID required: Arizona and Ohio.
Non-Strict photo ID required: Alabama, Florida, Idaho, Louisiana, Michigan, Rhode Island, South Dakota, and Texas.
Non-Strict non-photo ID required: Alaska, Arkansas, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Kentucky, Missouri, Montana, New Hampshire, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Utah, and Washington.
32 out of the 50 states require some kind of ID to vote at some level. That's "most" in simple language.
Most of those states have had these laws for a very long time. Its only recently that it has become some kind of horror to require voter ID.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:17 PM (39g3+)
So 173 of Hills 232 electoral votes come from NON ID anything states
Including
CA
ILL
NY
NJ
MD
MASS
Minn
Yea nothing fishy there at all folks.
voting ID by states (strict means you have to have the ID to vote, non-strict means you can vote without ID but it is marked provisional to check before counting)
Strict photo ID required: Georgia, Indiana, Kansas, Mississippi, Tennessee, Virginia, and Wisconsin.
Strict non-photo ID required: Arizona and Ohio.
Non-Strict photo ID required: Alabama, Florida, Idaho, Louisiana, Michigan, Rhode Island, South Dakota, and Texas.
Non-Strict non-photo ID required: Alaska, Arkansas, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Kentucky, Missouri, Montana, New Hampshire, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Utah, and Washington.
32 out of the 50 states require some kind of ID to vote at some level. That's "most" in simple language.
Most of those states have had these laws for a very long time. Its only recently that it has become some kind of horror to require voter ID.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2017 02:17 PM (39g3+)
So 173 of Hills 232 electoral votes come from NON ID anything states
Including
CA
ILL
NY
NJ
MD
MASS
Minn
Yea nothing fishy there at all folks.
Posted by: Fox at May 12, 2017 03:23 PM (DVC2D)
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It's a security / anti-fraud thing. If you take an expired id that's a day old, then you take one that's a year old, 5 years old, 30 years old, etc. Unless you have some kind of thing where you only treat some of the expired ones as valid. They just made it simple. Expired = invalid.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2017 02:44 PM (R+30W)
It's also because people don't protect expired IDs very rigorously, so it's easy to obtain someone's expired ID - from, e.g., the trash - and then use it, perhaps after doctoring the photo.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2017 02:44 PM (R+30W)
It's also because people don't protect expired IDs very rigorously, so it's easy to obtain someone's expired ID - from, e.g., the trash - and then use it, perhaps after doctoring the photo.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2017 03:25 PM (SRKgf)
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While we are talking about media, why the hell can't Joan Watson on Elementary date a chinese guy for once? It's like the wildest, most radical thing you could do on these shows, date someone that is the same race.
Whoa. All this time I thought that was Lucy Liu.
Whoa. All this time I thought that was Lucy Liu.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 12, 2017 03:35 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 12, 2017 03:37 PM (QQ+il)
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Never mind.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 12, 2017 03:37 PM (QQ+il)
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Indians are asians. Watson could have been asian.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 12, 2017 03:49 PM (vRcUp)
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Yeah, Sherlock Holmes and Joan Watson. But she always dates caucasians.
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 12, 2017 03:50 PM (5HBd1)
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That's interesting. I know Pennsylvania has voting laws that kept getting kicked down the road for years. Pennsylvania went for Trump against every poll everywhere.
Did those laws finally kick in in November?
The Philly Fraud Machine was caught napping last year. Expect a 200 percent voting turnout in North Philly in 2020.
That's interesting. I know Pennsylvania has voting laws that kept getting kicked down the road for years. Pennsylvania went for Trump against every poll everywhere.
Did those laws finally kick in in November?
The Philly Fraud Machine was caught napping last year. Expect a 200 percent voting turnout in North Philly in 2020.
Posted by: Fortunato at May 12, 2017 03:55 PM (44OyV)
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Conservative Ivy League educated political and economic analyst? Your opinion is hateful and worthless.
Any complete loser incapable of acquiring photo ID and highly likely to vote Democrat? Your opinions regarding geopolitical economics are preciously brilliant and your "Right to Vote" must be protected from TrumpHitler!
Seriously. Again: Who gives a flying fuck about someone's opinion if they can't get a fucking ID?
Any complete loser incapable of acquiring photo ID and highly likely to vote Democrat? Your opinions regarding geopolitical economics are preciously brilliant and your "Right to Vote" must be protected from TrumpHitler!
Seriously. Again: Who gives a flying fuck about someone's opinion if they can't get a fucking ID?
Posted by: Denny Crane at May 12, 2017 04:31 PM (D8W2/)
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Tapper? Tapper's Hillary's bitch
Posted by: CN at May 12, 2017 04:43 PM (2+tI4)
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I was just so pissed I had to vent. Sorry.
Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at May 12, 2017 02:54 PM (Gim9y)
I'm just a little surprised that you get high with Jeff Sessions on the weekends!
Or did I read your comment incorrectly?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2017 03:00 PM (rF0hx)
Sorry, was out running errands.
No I meant the man and I don't consuming (edibles) once in a while, esp if it's a shitty week and we have an awesome game to play on Friday night. But that would be funny as hell, CBD!
This new ransomware virus... think it's a bit more important than a a little mary jane edible once in a while. But that's just me.
I was just so pissed I had to vent. Sorry.
Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at May 12, 2017 02:54 PM (Gim9y)
I'm just a little surprised that you get high with Jeff Sessions on the weekends!
Or did I read your comment incorrectly?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2017 03:00 PM (rF0hx)
Sorry, was out running errands.
No I meant the man and I don't consuming (edibles) once in a while, esp if it's a shitty week and we have an awesome game to play on Friday night. But that would be funny as hell, CBD!
This new ransomware virus... think it's a bit more important than a a little mary jane edible once in a while. But that's just me.
Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at May 12, 2017 06:42 PM (Gim9y)
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The map of states who give drivers licenses to illegals overlays almost perfectly with Hillary's Electoral College map.
Honest Elections are Civil Rights, too.
Honest Elections are Civil Rights, too.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 12, 2017 08:40 PM (Ndje9)
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