Open Thread, With A Double-Scoop of Today's Hair On Fire Blue Checkmark Mafia Nuttery

This explains a lot. pic.twitter.com/TeexrVv4GK
— David Frum (@davidfrum) May 11, 2017

This is how you got Trump. It is also how you will get more Trump. Keep it up, dummies. https://t.co/Vua3FBJjIl
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) May 11, 2017

Bre Payton watches the lunacy so you don't have to.

By the way, regarding that CNN picture: Why do CNN women have to be in shape while CNN men (or "Men") are permitted to be softy and flabby like queens and babies in Renaissance paintings?

#Sexism much, CNN?

I had my monthly bout of insomnia last night. Up until 7am, in bed since midnight -- not fun. Had to drug myself up to finally conk out, and I've got a nyquil hangover today.

Not a good day of blogging, but I pumped out a whole bunch of items in the sidebar.

Posted by: Ace at 07:12 PM

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1
Remember, it perfectly fine for obama to shitcan that weasely little shit at CIA for the Democrat hack Leon Panetta.

But Trump can't appoint anyone to the FBI unless s/he is "unimpeachable" and "non-political," i.e., a Democrat.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 11, 2017 07:15 PM (44gVn)

2
Trump is pretty much a dictator.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 11, 2017 07:16 PM (44gVn)

3
Yes, Frum, it "explains a lot," you dope.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 11, 2017 07:16 PM (44gVn)

4 Always defending Trump, Ace!!! Don't you know the exit polls have Hillary giving us an early night tonight?!

Posted by: Bull Wynn jKuQC-stein at May 11, 2017 07:17 PM (nlbfN)

5 no one way

Posted by: DaveA (It's RootCanalThursday - drill baby drill) at May 11, 2017 07:17 PM (FhXTo)

6 Ace get yourself some dried cherries if you haven't tried that yet.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 11, 2017 07:17 PM (IDPbH)

7 *cough* Candy Crowley *cough*

Posted by: Sphynx at May 11, 2017 07:17 PM (OZmbA)

8 Thank you for reminding me why I never setup a Twitter account.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 11, 2017 07:17 PM (R+30W)

9 Just read this, Leftists are really stretching

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2017 07:17 PM (Ot7+c)

10 Not being a twitterererer what does the blue checkmark mean?
Actually verified to be the claimed lackwit?

Posted by: DaveA (It's RootCanalThursday - drill baby drill) at May 11, 2017 07:18 PM (FhXTo)

11
Two scoops of vanilla!!!!!! Way racist.

Posted by: Sphynx at May 11, 2017 07:18 PM (OZmbA)

12
Trump Gets Russian Dressing Instead Of The Vinaigrette Served For His Guests!

Another tie to Russia!!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 11, 2017 07:18 PM (44gVn)

13
Oh, it's not Russian dressing, it's Thousand Island? Well, it's almost the same!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 11, 2017 07:19 PM (44gVn)

14 Was it Russian ice cream?

Posted by: wth at May 11, 2017 07:19 PM (HgMAr)

15

Hey, I didn't hear them complaining when Barry O. got Reggie Love for dessert and they didn't!

Posted by: Sphynx at May 11, 2017 07:19 PM (OZmbA)

16
The Fake News and Nevertrumpers are now running on fumes.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 11, 2017 07:19 PM (44gVn)

17 Frum has written the only book that I've literally thrown in the garbage. That jackwagon has such a high opinion of himself that he suffers from oxygen deprivation.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 11, 2017 07:20 PM (IDPbH)

18 Something tells me this isn't about ice cream...

Posted by: Rosasharn at May 11, 2017 07:20 PM (PzBTm)

19 well, that settles it. impeach his ass. to save the republic or some shit. this will not stand.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 11, 2017 07:20 PM (KP5rU)

20 PistachioGate.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2017 07:20 PM (Mouru)

21 Olbermann doubles down on the crazy, then sets the blackjack table on fire. He's now asking for foreign entities to overthrow Trump.

http://tinyurl.com/k3zhglx

Posted by: josephistan at May 11, 2017 07:21 PM (ANIFC)

22 TWO SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM!!! THAT FUCKING FASCIST!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at May 11, 2017 07:21 PM (qJhUV)

23 Two scoops AND extra sauce?

It is good to be king.

Posted by: huerfano at May 11, 2017 07:21 PM (TO4Og)

24 PRESIDENT GETS 2 SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM, EVERYONE ELSE 1

AND CUTS CHOCOLATE RATIONS IN HALF

Posted by: wth at May 11, 2017 07:22 PM (HgMAr)

25 Tell Frum to take off to the Great White North.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2017 07:22 PM (IqV8l)

26 Well folks, this is the type of thing that gives Hillary Clinton a 97 percent chance of winning. Going to be an early night.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 11, 2017 07:22 PM (TdMsT)

27 Hermann Goering always got a ONE SCOOP, while Hitler always had at least three.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2017 07:22 PM (Mouru)

28 As Freud said, sometimes a scoop of ice cream is just a scoop of ice cream.

Sleep well, my friend.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 11, 2017 07:22 PM (kIxPI)

29 Can we have a 70s metal thread?

Posted by: freaked at May 11, 2017 07:23 PM (BO/km)

30 Sidebar:
Seinfeld Was a Dire Warning, Not a How-To Manual: Heiresses Now Actually Wearing Bras as Tops
Sports bras, but those are still bras. Says so right there on the tin.
I'm gonna approach this cultural mutation with "Wait and See" attitude.

I find myself unperturbed by this trend.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 11, 2017 07:23 PM (R+30W)

31 I bet Melania gets the extra sauce too!

Posted by: Bosk at May 11, 2017 07:23 PM (n2K+4)

32 Trump ate his ice cream with a 24 k gold spoon. The others got used, plastic sporks.

Posted by: fly gal at May 11, 2017 07:23 PM (ZYFwo)

33 Trump always knew the presidency would be a rocky road.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2017 07:23 PM (Mouru)

34 Was it Russian ice cream?
Posted by: wth

The Russians ONLY make vanilla ice cream.

My God, the clues are everywhere! Connect the dots people, Democracy is dying on the desert table!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 11, 2017 07:23 PM (S6Pax)

35 That's nothing. Hillary always got the extra large tumbler of scotch. With an extra large tumbler of scotch on the side.

Posted by: huerfano at May 11, 2017 07:24 PM (TO4Og)

36 Posted on ace's booty call...

Hillary would be alone in a room with double vodka.

Posted by: golfman at May 11, 2017 07:24 PM (48QDY)

37 Listen to conservative talkradio this afternoon Leftists were callin in on why Trump should be investigated.
One caller said 3 days after DT called for Hillary's Emails to be released if the Russians had them they were.
Another said High crimes and misdemeanors were whatever you want them for, Trump throws a late night party = misdemeanor so impeach him.

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2017 07:24 PM (Ot7+c)

38 Two scoops? WTF???

Posted by: Louis XIV at May 11, 2017 07:24 PM (Mouru)

39 When they serve Neapolitan ice cream, Trump takes all the chocolate and leaves the strawberry for everyone else.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 11, 2017 07:24 PM (IDPbH)

40 "This explains a lot."

Probably explains why David Frum got punched in the face a lot while growing up.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 11, 2017 07:25 PM (qJhUV)

41 Tell Frum to take off to the Great White North.
We don't want him back. Ever.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2017 07:25 PM (nlbfN)

42 Erin Burnett has a perfectly round face like a South Park character. What the fuck happened to her?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 11, 2017 07:25 PM (2qHjF)

43 FFS. Who the fuck cares what he ate. By the way, per WZ, Keith what's his name, overman or some such shit, is asking foreign intel agencies to take out the Trump admin. Keep it up liberal asswads.

Posted by: Theresa MSgt (ret), USAF at May 11, 2017 07:26 PM (YXf+c)

44 29
You'll take what's offered and be grateful.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2017 07:26 PM (TwwWO)

45 People thought that the mess boys took all the remaining strawberries on the USS Caine, but really, it was Donald Trump.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 11, 2017 07:26 PM (S6Pax)

46 Sidebar item:
Sheppard Smith Opens Up, Accepts His Identity as an Asshole

ISWYDT.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 11, 2017 07:26 PM (R+30W)

47 Six months a couple of days ago:

"And President Obama gets TWO scoops. SQUEEEEEEEEEEE"

I'm not supposed to hate, so I'm going use "sincerely loathe" these people.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2017 07:26 PM (F0ZHr)

48 Brooke Baldwin continues to transition into a black man in drag.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 11, 2017 07:27 PM (2qHjF)

49 "You'll take what's offered and be grateful"

I am indeed grateful for the open thread.

Iron Maiden.

Posted by: freaked at May 11, 2017 07:27 PM (BO/km)

50 Ace, as someone who has suffered from insomnia I really do feel for you. I still get it once in a blue moon. Wish I had an answer for you. It's a horrible feeling made even worse because you are fucking TIRED and can't fall asleep!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 11, 2017 07:27 PM (CNHr1)

51 By the way, regarding that CNN picture: Why do CNN women have to be in shape while CNN men (or "Men") are permitted to be softy and flabby like queens and babies in Renaissance paintings?

The requirement is that the men -- oh wait, "Men" -- must be at least as fit as Al Franken.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2017 07:27 PM (Mouru)

52 The Secret Service should be giving bathtub Keith a visit.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 11, 2017 07:27 PM (IDPbH)

53 So they cater to the most powerful man in the World who also happens to be a billionaire?

Well Goooollly!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 07:27 PM (SjImc)

54 32 Trump ate his ice cream with a 24 k gold spoon. The others got used, plastic sporks.
Posted by: fly gal at May 11, 2017 07:23 PM (ZYFwo)

I would totally do that if I were president.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 11, 2017 07:28 PM (+azJs)

55 Isn't illegal to ask by implication for a foreign Intel agency to "take out" our POTUS? Wouldn't that literally start WWIII and a Civil War?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 11, 2017 07:28 PM (2qHjF)

56 Trump should invite Frum to dinner, then take his ice cream and throw it away and watch him cry like a little girl while Trump laughs and laughs and laughs...

Posted by: tu3031 at May 11, 2017 07:29 PM (qJhUV)

57 In the song "MacArthur Park", they left the cake out in the rain. But really, Donald Trump swiped it and ate it all before it rained. And they never knew what happened.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 11, 2017 07:29 PM (S6Pax)

58 I go through periods of insomnia, now its induced and its called AoSHq

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2017 07:29 PM (Ot7+c)

59 Ice cream, Mandrake. Children's ice cream

Posted by: Gen. Ripper at May 11, 2017 07:29 PM (h99GH)

60

Tutti frutti, oh rutti
Wop bop a loo bop a lop ba ba!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2017 07:29 PM (IqV8l)

61 Missed the earlier thread about Trump being called a liar by AoSHQ management.

There may have been some mishandling, but it's not close to a lie. MSM will spin it that way, but they're deranged. They prove that you can always find a fault, if you're crazy enough, or you dislike Trump enough.

Firing someone in an organization these days requires some HR paper-work. Rosenstein was it. Trump's letter said he was doing the firing, because Comey was no longer being effective. It wasn't all hung on Rosenstein.

Comey got fired for several reasons. If Trump hadn't made up his mind before, then Comey's recent testimony iced it.

There's also this: Fox News: "Catherine Herridge: Comey Was Fired Because He Refused to Reveal Obama Unmaskers"

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 11, 2017 07:30 PM (SIY7D)

62 It explains a lot about you, Frum. You absolute ass clown.

Posted by: gewa76 at May 11, 2017 07:30 PM (f4GSC)

63 And the first Dem/Resister that says "We are actually talking about this?" will be shunned.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 11, 2017 07:30 PM (JyFLk)

64 Wearin' a bra as a top? That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

Posted by: zombie jackie chiles at May 11, 2017 07:30 PM (nlbfN)

65 When I have insomnia I get up and do Navy Work on my computer. The fuckin Emails and Orders come in all night long? The Navy never sleeps

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 07:30 PM (SjImc)

66

Trump used a cloth napkin while his guests had to use their shirt-cuffs.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 11, 2017 07:30 PM (44gVn)

67

ICE arrests 1000 MS 13 gang members since Trump

Thank you Donald Trump

Posted by: ThunderB at May 11, 2017 07:30 PM (EmIFr)

68 54. I'd give 'em those flat wooden spoon/spatula thingies that used to handed out in school cafeteria. I'd make them dumpster-dive for them, however.

And gold? Pfft! Platinum, baby. With a yuuuge emerald

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2017 07:30 PM (TwwWO)

69 As I replied to Ace on twitter: Say what you will about Hitler, he didn't pull rank on salad dressing.

Posted by: gewa76 at May 11, 2017 07:30 PM (f4GSC)

70 Trump probably did it on purpose.

No, scratch that...he definitely did it on purpose.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 11, 2017 07:31 PM (4ErVI)

71 49 "You'll take what's offered and be grateful"

I am indeed grateful for the open thread.

Iron Maiden.
Posted by: freaked at May 11, 2017 07:27 PM (BO/km)

\m/

Going to see them for the third time this summer, making them the band that I've seen live more times than any other.

Posted by: josephistan at May 11, 2017 07:31 PM (ANIFC)

72 CNN LANDS SCOOP OF THE CENTURY

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 11, 2017 07:31 PM (wTwJ2)

73
Trump sat on a throne while his guests sat on the floor...a dirt floor.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 11, 2017 07:31 PM (44gVn)

74 Two scoops of vanilla ice cream with his chocolate cream pie?
MELANIA LIKES LOVE HANDLES DURING SEX FILM AT 11:OO!!!

Posted by: wth at May 11, 2017 07:31 PM (HgMAr)

75 Watch CNN and get a heaping helping of stupid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 11, 2017 07:31 PM (Nwg0u)

76
After the meal, President Trump farted and ordered everyone to compliment his aroma.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 11, 2017 07:31 PM (44gVn)

77 As I replied to Ace on twitter: Say what you will about Hitler, he didn't pull rank on salad dressing.
Posted by: gewa76 at May 11, 2017 07:30 PM (f4GSC)

Nice.

Posted by: golfman at May 11, 2017 07:31 PM (48QDY)

78 The President gets two scoops of ice cream while everyone else gets only one?

Well! I just became a Communist. I demand equal distribution of ice cream!

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at May 11, 2017 07:32 PM (sdi6R)

79 I would like to see a golf game, fully televised between DT and President Choom gang.

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2017 07:32 PM (Ot7+c)

80 Norm!

It's good to go to a place where everybody knows your name and preferences.

Posted by: geoffb5 at May 11, 2017 07:32 PM (d3wbb)

81 Betcha this Fraum fella was a real treat in school.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 11, 2017 07:32 PM (+eKyB)

82 I wonder if CNN broke in with the breaking news that Candidate Trump eat McDonalds on his personal plane during the campaign?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 07:33 PM (SjImc)

83 Watch CNN just for the laughs

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2017 07:33 PM (Ot7+c)

84
The inequality in the Trump White House is appalling.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 11, 2017 07:33 PM (44gVn)

85

I've asked the same question regarding female vs. male talking heads for years.

And it's not just CNN. Nearly any female newser (Andrea Mitchell, Judy Woodruff and Candy Crowley aside) must be fit, coffed and dressed hotly (nod to Trump for the vocab) while the men (or at least the majority) on air sport balding pates, neck wattles and droopy eyes. There are a few GQ types though.

So Morley Safer can hold his job until death but Jane Pauley gets replaced when she approaches her 40s?

(in a Foghorn Leghorn voice) Why, that's sexist, boy, I say, I say, boy, sexist!

Posted by: Sphynx at May 11, 2017 07:33 PM (OZmbA)

86

Extra scoop = corruption

Black mailing a nation to support your corrupt foundation = okey dokey

Posted by: ThunderB at May 11, 2017 07:33 PM (EmIFr)

87 This is the kind of hard-hitting journalism I've come to expect from CNN.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at May 11, 2017 07:33 PM (Zd2ZF)

88 During soup service, the President ate with a large ladle while only chopsticks were distributed to his guests.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2017 07:33 PM (Mouru)

89 Democracy drowns in Hersheys chocolate syrup.

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at May 11, 2017 07:33 PM (BNQFT)

90 Trump leaves the seat up!

Will now lose all the woman vote!

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 11, 2017 07:33 PM (SIY7D)

91 The Navy never sleeps
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Well, it's all that buggery that goes on. That's why. I'd have one eye open all the time too, if I was .....In the Navy!!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 11, 2017 07:33 PM (S6Pax)

92 Not being a twitterererer what does the blue checkmark mean?
Actually verified to be the claimed lackwit?

Posted by: DaveA

It means Twatter has checked your credentials and you are worthy of the guild-mark.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2017 07:33 PM (udajc)

93 BREAKING: COMEY ASKED FOR TWO SCOOPS!!!

Posted by: wth at May 11, 2017 07:33 PM (HgMAr)

94 #Resistance calendar:

Tuesday: OMG it's a coup! The end of democracy!!!

Thursday: He's hogging the creamy Italian!!!

Worst. Resistance. Ever.

Posted by: gewa76 at May 11, 2017 07:33 PM (f4GSC)

95 79,

There will never be a televised golf game with Obama or (Mulligan-mulligan) Clinton playing.

Posted by: geoffb5 at May 11, 2017 07:34 PM (d3wbb)

96 >>> Not being a twitterererer what does the blue checkmark mean?
Actually verified to be the claimed lackwit?

yes, it means you're "verified." Anyone with a "media presence" can be verified, especially if you're liberal. This very minor Participation Trophy of Failure is highly coveted among a certain type of low-ambition loser.

Posted by: ace at May 11, 2017 07:34 PM (8rNrN)

97 88. One each, of course. And, as with all utensils, they had to dumpster-dive for them

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2017 07:34 PM (TwwWO)

98 yes, it means you're "verified." Anyone with a "media presence" can be verified, especially if you're liberal. This very minor Participation Trophy of Failure is highly coveted among a certain type of low-ambition loser.

I'll have to see if I qualify then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2017 07:35 PM (Mouru)

99 BREAKING: Bubble Media People Keep Living In Bubble

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 11, 2017 07:35 PM (4ErVI)

100 >>>Erin Burnett has a perfectly round face like a South Park character. What the fuck happened to her?

I loooooove that. She used to be Little Miss Thang in a Tight Cocktail Dress. Now she's... so much more.

Posted by: ace at May 11, 2017 07:35 PM (8rNrN)

101

Has Mensch lost her shit yet?

She was promising arrests today

Bwahahahaha

Posted by: ThunderB at May 11, 2017 07:35 PM (EmIFr)

102 Even Hitler during the war didn't pull rank on salad dressing.

Posted by: cnn de facto holocaust denial at May 11, 2017 07:35 PM (nlbfN)

103 ABC evening news with totally unbiased David Muir happy to show footage of an angry resistor yelling and screaming about the Comey firing.

The narrative has gone now to Trump got rid of Comey because Comey was close to uncovering everything impeachable.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 11, 2017 07:35 PM (U6f54)

104 One, why did the reporter feel the need to discuss the food arrangements? It's just stupid. I have not doubt the they could have requested a Diet Coke and more ice cream. Really this is lunacy.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 11, 2017 07:35 PM (J70i0)

105
"When the chicken arrives, [President Trump] is the only one given an extra cup of sauce."

Implying not only greed and gluttony, but also that no one else can get more sauce if they ask.

Pathetic.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 11, 2017 07:36 PM (44gVn)

106 t's Thousand Island?

-
I'll have to see his tax return before I'll admit its Thousand Island. Prolly only Hundred Island.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 11, 2017 07:36 PM (Nwg0u)

107 When you have insomnia relief should be in this order sex > oral sex > a tug > rubbing one out yourself > locking your gf in a cage and making fun of her > letting your gimp out of the box and beating him with a wooden spoon > tinder > pizza > ice cream > pizza and gelato > dropping X and going to a rave > walking the streets of NYC like Patrick Bateman > doing tomorrow's work that night > doing tomorrow's work that night with balls resting in chilled pudding.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 11, 2017 07:36 PM (2qHjF)

108
Blue checkmark means they've checked your drawers and you are confirmed to have shit your pants over something Trump did or said.

Posted by: Sphynx at May 11, 2017 07:36 PM (OZmbA)

109 And as Hitler was a vegetarian salad was important to him.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2017 07:36 PM (nlbfN)

110
The Navy never sleeps
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Damn midwatch.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2017 07:36 PM (IqV8l)

111 Sean Spicer at Press Conference tomorrow:

"No ice cream for you!!"

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 11, 2017 07:36 PM (S6Pax)

112 There...are...four...scoops!

Posted by: Capt. Jean-Luc Picard at May 11, 2017 07:36 PM (Tyii7)

113 Not being a twitterererer what does the blue checkmark mean?
Actually verified to be the claimed lackwit?

It means I'm smart! Not like everybody says, like dumb. I'm smart and I want respect!

Posted by: Brian Stelter at May 11, 2017 07:37 PM (f4GSC)

114 Erin Burnett has a perfectly round face like a South Park character. What the fuck happened to her?

Carbs and the inexorable march of time.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 11, 2017 07:37 PM (fKWf6)

115 And we the American tax payers are paying for that extra scoop?

Posted by: Don Lemon with masking tape on his forehead at May 11, 2017 07:37 PM (HgMAr)

116
She used to be Little Miss Thang in a Tight Cocktail Dress. Now she's... so much more.

Is this a subtle reference to a song??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 11, 2017 07:37 PM (44gVn)

117 From the prior thread:

"222 I'll have to find that link about the people who moved from their high-tax cities to rural PA (IIRC) to open and close art galleries and silent movie theaters who were all aghast that the people who had lived there all their lives voted for Trump.

Feel-good reading if there ever was any.""

---

Found the link. I think J.J. posted it a few weeks ago, btw. I can't imagine how else I would've seen it:

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/01
/blue-red-state-democrats-trump-country-214647

I can read it over and over and never get bored. Don't miss Politico's comment section, too.

Posted by: John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys at May 11, 2017 07:37 PM (fD1ST)

118 Implying not only greed and gluttony, but also that no one else can get more sauce if they ask.

Um, it's better not to ask for more sauce.

Posted by: Mike Flynn at May 11, 2017 07:38 PM (Mouru)

119 I loooooove that. She used to be Little Miss Thang in a Tight Cocktail Dress. Now she's... so much more.

Posted by: ace at May 11, 2017 07:35 PM (8rNrN)

Erin's been eating four scoops for awhile.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 11, 2017 07:38 PM (4ErVI)

120 In other news, the MSM/ Democrat party is teaching half of the nation about various types of mental illness, and how unpleasant it is for the people who have to live with those that are mentally unbalanced.

/new look at FEMA camps?

Posted by: shibumi at May 11, 2017 07:38 PM (8zWAk)

121 That David 'DC Dick' Frum is somehow insensed that seated officials get treated differently than the ink-'strained' retches is just too laughable.

Brooks and Frum: the stupidest fucking band in all of HillBillie's DC

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2017 07:38 PM (udajc)

122 I can't remember the last time I had less than two (2) scoops of ice cream. It was before I was in my teens I'm sure. I don't want to control my urge to have more than one (1) scoop either. I'll eat a pint if I feel the urge...and I hope they don't like it.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at May 11, 2017 07:38 PM (R6nL0)

123 Well, at least we can be sure those who deign to interpret the major events of our time aren't MENTALLY ILL or anything.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 11, 2017 07:38 PM (wB8Tg)

124 The narrative has gone now to Trump got rid of Comey because Comey was close to uncovering everything impeachable.

Yes, and nothing has leaked about it. In Washington.

Geniuses these people are.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2017 07:39 PM (F0ZHr)

125 Remember, it perfectly fine for obama to shitcan that weasely little shit at CIA for the Democrat hack Leon Panetta.

But Trump can't appoint anyone to the FBI unless s/he is "unimpeachable" and "non-political," i.e., a Democrat.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 11, 2017 07:15 PM (44gVn)

Or Clinton canning Sessions because ~~ethics~~ White Water.

Posted by: gNewt at May 11, 2017 07:39 PM (VquEu)

126 IMPEACH! IMPEACH! IMPEACH!

Posted by: Maxine Waters at May 11, 2017 07:39 PM (HgMAr)

127 Well, can you bring your own ice cream?

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at May 11, 2017 07:39 PM (Mouru)

128 It means Twatter has checked your credentials and you are worthy of the guild-mark.

So a "made" twat.

Posted by: DaveA (It's RootCanalThursday - drill baby drill) at May 11, 2017 07:40 PM (FhXTo)

129 This fuckin thread has made me want ice cream and we are out. shit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 07:40 PM (SjImc)

130

Burnett was on that stupid CNN game show of their bobbleheads

She is not a smart woman

Posted by: ThunderB at May 11, 2017 07:40 PM (EmIFr)

131 >>The narrative has gone now to Trump got rid of Comey because Comey was close to uncovering everything impeachable.

Was Comey personally investigating Trump? What are the other 35,000 FBI employees doing?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2017 07:40 PM (/tuJf)

132
Prediction: Tomorrow the narrative will be about Trump's unhealthy eating habits and whether or not he has the Right to eat like he does and risk sickness as president.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 11, 2017 07:40 PM (44gVn)

133 I remember when Erin Burnett had a profile about herself when she was hot and working for CNBC back in the 2007-2008 range, after the crash I believe, and what she "demanded of a date treats her." I laughed out loud when I read it. What an entitled gash.

I'm so happy she looks like Cartman on camera now.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 11, 2017 07:40 PM (2qHjF)

134 103
The narrative has gone now to Trump got rid of Comey because Comey was close to uncovering everything impeachable.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 11, 2017 07:35 PM (U6f54)

Comey stole the strawberries that Trump was going to put on his ice cream.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at May 11, 2017 07:40 PM (sdi6R)

135 Im a sherbet kind of guy....

Posted by: Shepy at May 11, 2017 07:41 PM (P1GJy)

136 She is not a smart woman
Posted by: ThunderB

Ace is infatuated with her, and you say that.

You're a mean girl.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 11, 2017 07:41 PM (S6Pax)

137 In Trump's Amerikka, women get served 72% of the ice cream that men are served.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2017 07:41 PM (JO9+V)

138
Firing Comey was the act of a man with absolutely nothing to hide. That's why the Left is screaming bloody murder -- as a distraction to the obvious.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 11, 2017 07:42 PM (44gVn)

139
In Trump's Amerikka, women get served 72% of the ice cream that men are served.

They need to cut the calories they consume. They're getting on the chubby side.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 11, 2017 07:42 PM (fKWf6)

140 IMPEACH! IMPEACH! IMPEACH!

Posted by: Maxine Waters at May 11, 2017 07:39 PM (HgMAr)

Mmmmm Bluebell Peach icecream . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2017 07:42 PM (JO9+V)

141 >>>Ace is infatuated with her, and you say that.

No I *did* think she was cute, back when she was cute.

What I love is that she is no longer cute.

I'm not a nice person. I enjoy things like this.

Posted by: ace at May 11, 2017 07:42 PM (8rNrN)

142 In Soviet Russia, the Wall hits YOU!!!

Posted by: Yakov Sminace at May 11, 2017 07:43 PM (8rNrN)

143 Comey stole the strawberries that Trump was going to put on his ice cream.
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at May 11, 2017 07:40 PM (sdi6R)

Time will use geometric precision to prove it too.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 11, 2017 07:43 PM (J70i0)

144 Was Comey personally investigating Trump? What are the other 35,000 FBI employees doing?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2017 07:40 PM (/tuJf)

Out getting the ice cream and extra gravy...haven't you been listening?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 07:43 PM (SjImc)

145 137 In Trump's Amerikka, women get served 72% of the ice cream that men are served.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2017 07:41 PM (JO9+V)

"Silly little girl! You can't have any! Don't want you blowing up, doll. Now run along to the kitchen and get me a beer."

*slaps her ass as she passes by*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 11, 2017 07:43 PM (4ErVI)

146
I'm so happy she looks like Cartman on camera now.

I happen to like that full-figured plumpy Irish-girl look.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 11, 2017 07:43 PM (44gVn)

147 Also, you have to submit credentials to Twatter to get a shot at that coveted Blue Check.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2017 07:44 PM (udajc)

148 Sometimes I put on Erin Burnett just to monitor her decline in cuteness and make sure she hasn't taken steps to reverse it.

Posted by: ace at May 11, 2017 07:44 PM (8rNrN)

149 139
In Trump's Amerikka, women get served 72% of the ice cream that men are served.

They need to cut the calories they consume. They're getting on the chubby side.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 11, 2017 07:42 PM (fKWf6)

And Trump doesn't like fatsos. That's common knowledge.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at May 11, 2017 07:44 PM (sdi6R)

150 I just finished a bowl of chocolate chip ice cream

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2017 07:44 PM (Ot7+c)

151 No I *did* think she was cute, back when she was cute.

What I love is that she is no longer cute.

I'm not a nice person. I enjoy things like this.

Reminds me of the other Ace, Adam Carolla, saying how much he looked forward to the cu*ty ones losing their looks.

Posted by: gewa76 at May 11, 2017 07:44 PM (f4GSC)

152 The guys get scoops!

Posted by: Vice President Paul Anka at May 11, 2017 07:45 PM (Tyii7)

153 They need Mooseshell back in the White House for ice cream portion control.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at May 11, 2017 07:45 PM (R6nL0)

154 This is so funny. I will especially enjoy my pistachio ice-cream tonight.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 11, 2017 07:45 PM (+eKyB)

155 >>>Reminds me of the other Ace, Adam Carolla, saying how much he looked forward to the cu*ty ones losing their looks.

totally. It's especially fun with liberal women who pretty much only got on the air due to not being hard to look at .

Posted by: ace at May 11, 2017 07:46 PM (8rNrN)

156 i'm your ice cream man!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 11, 2017 07:46 PM (KP5rU)

157 We haven't seen anything from the Indian woman from the newspaper in Australia for awhile

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2017 07:46 PM (Ot7+c)

158 Now that we are on the topic of ice cream, I've been sick as fuck since Monday. I've been living off of pizza and 4 pints of gelato a day. I'm running a 102 fever so Gelato is all I can eat. Pizza after the drugs kick in.

Surprisingly I'm not packing on the pounds like I thought I would and have been packing on muscle since taking a few days off. But again I was up to 4-5 hours a day training and burning probably 2000-3000 calories a day.

I have a pint of Caramel Apple Pie gelato I'm going to have for desert. Talenti gelato is the bomb.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 11, 2017 07:47 PM (2qHjF)

159 >>totally. It's especially fun with liberal women who pretty much only got on the air due to not being hard to look at .

Don't include Maddow in that group. Dude is weird looking.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2017 07:47 PM (/tuJf)

160 Mmmmm Bluebell Peach icecream . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2017 07:42 PM (JO9+V)
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Much as I like peach, I'd be chocolate if I could be ice cream. Or maybe coffee.

Although I look more like vanilla.

Posted by: bluebell at May 11, 2017 07:47 PM (sBOL1)

161 Funny how the Left is bent out of shape over Trump having more than his fair share of ice cream, but don't have a problem with Obama, Gore, and DeCaprio taking private jets to climate conferences in order to lecture the rest of us about consuming less.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at May 11, 2017 07:47 PM (sdi6R)

162 I just watched the "teachers edition" of Jeopardy!.

Holy shit. They are just as stupid as Wolf Blitzer and the celebrities.

Posted by: JAS at May 11, 2017 07:48 PM (EX4Wr)

163 *Not a good day of blogging, but I pumped out a whole bunch of items in the sidebar.*

Heh. I keep coming back. AoSHQ is kinda like sex.

When it's bad it's good.

When it's good it's great.

Posted by: tbodie at May 11, 2017 07:48 PM (b0NwW)

164 Remember what you're saying about Erin Burnett when you're middle aged and married.

King of the f*cking Brits.

Posted by: John McCain and the Gay Rape Monkeys at May 11, 2017 07:48 PM (fD1ST)

165 Optics. Optics. Optics.

Posted by: Felix Unger at May 11, 2017 07:48 PM (IqV8l)

166 >>>Surprisingly I'm not packing on the pounds like I thought I would and have been packing on muscle since taking a few days off. But again I was up to 4-5 hours a day training and burning probably 2000-3000 calories a day.

I kinda went through that when I was under the weather and dropped five pounds.

They'll be back.

Posted by: ace at May 11, 2017 07:48 PM (8rNrN)

167
That reminds me. Poor Erin "Shortcake" Moran.

But I don't really believe she died of cancer. Why?

Because ambulances and police aren't rushed to a home to help a "non-responsive" celebrity when they supposebly have stage 4 cancer that no one (in the public) knew about before.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 11, 2017 07:48 PM (44gVn)

168 No I *did* think she was cute, back when she was cute.

What I love is that she is no longer cute.

I'm not a nice person. I enjoy things like this.

One of the things I most enjoy about aging is watching other people age. It's sort of a "cycle of life" thing, I think. It's not mean-spirited, just interesting and fulfilling in a way.

Yeah, I'll shut up now.

Posted by: pep at May 11, 2017 07:48 PM (LAe3v)

169 Jonathan richman and the modern lovers - Ice Cream Man

https://youtu.be/nu3TvC9CH18

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2017 07:48 PM (TwwWO)

170 Don't include Maddow in that group. Dude is weird looking.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2017 07:47 PM (/tuJf)
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Have you ever seen her high school yearbook picture? Look it up. You'll be surprised.

Posted by: bluebell at May 11, 2017 07:49 PM (sBOL1)

171 the man knows what he wants and gets it

Posted by: concrete girl at May 11, 2017 07:49 PM (WKvlL)

172 >>>Erin Burnett has a perfectly round face like a South Park character. What the fuck happened to her?

I loooooove that. She used to be Little Miss Thang in a Tight Cocktail Dress. Now she's... so much more.
Posted by: ace at May 11, 2017 07:35 PM (8rNrN)

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Prednisone, maybe?

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 11, 2017 07:49 PM (zhXU7)

173

Shes Wolfe Blitzer levels of stupid

With tree trunk legs

Posted by: ThunderB at May 11, 2017 07:49 PM (EmIFr)

174 >>>One of the things I most enjoy about aging is watching other people age. It's sort of a "cycle of life" thing, I think. It's not mean-spirited, just interesting and fulfilling in a way.

Yeah, I'll shut up now.

...

um, i do that too, and I can assure you it is mean-spirited

Posted by: ace at May 11, 2017 07:49 PM (8rNrN)

175 does that maddow dude wear penny loafers?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 11, 2017 07:50 PM (KP5rU)

176 And like those five pounds... Ah'll be bach.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2017 07:50 PM (nlbfN)

177 One of the things I most enjoy about aging is watching other people age. It's sort of a "cycle of life" thing, I think. It's not mean-spirited, just interesting and fulfilling in a way.

Yeah, I'll shut up now.
Posted by: pep at May 11, 2017 07:48 PM (LAe3v)

I know,right. I think, I don't look that old.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 07:50 PM (Ri/rl)

178 Speaking of a possible early decline, have any recent pictures surfaced of Andrea Tantaros?

I too love watching women hit the wall and fall off the cliff who get hired and marketed for their looks.... They deserve it.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 11, 2017 07:50 PM (2qHjF)

179 Met pitcher and ex-Ace Matt Harvey Met Ace drank himself into a two-day stupor and had a Lost Weekend after being dumped by Adriana Lima, a supermodel hottie, who's now getting shtupped by Patriot Julian Edelman. She gets around with pro athletes, including Jeter way back.

https://tinyurl.com/lxhzzqr SFW

As Bugs Bunny would say, what a Maroon!

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 11, 2017 07:50 PM (SIY7D)

180 does that maddow dude wear penny loafers?
Posted by: chavez the hugo

vans or chuck connors

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 07:51 PM (cPsPa)

181 "Oh, hi, you..! You look... different!"

Posted by: ace practicing to be the bitchy queen he always knew he'd become at May 11, 2017 07:51 PM (8rNrN)

182 Funny how the Left is bent out of shape over Trump having more than his fair share of ice cream, but don't have a problem with Obama, Gore, and DeCaprio taking private jets to climate conferences in order to lecture the rest of us about consuming less.

You'll never believe this, but not only are they not offended by Anderson Cooper rolling his eyes at Kellyanne Conway, they're celebrating it as a major burn.
I guess the defense is Anderson really is someone's cock holster.

Posted by: gewa76 at May 11, 2017 07:51 PM (f4GSC)

183 I know,right. I think, I don't look that old.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 07:50 PM (Ri/rl)
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Me too, CaliGirl.

Then I walk by a mirror.

Posted by: bluebell at May 11, 2017 07:51 PM (sBOL1)

184 >>Have you ever seen her high school yearbook picture? Look it up. You'll be surprised.

She appears to have aged since then.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2017 07:52 PM (/tuJf)

185 I think Erin looks just fine, doubt I could stay in a room for more than 5 minutes though.

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2017 07:52 PM (Ot7+c)

186 What I love is that she is no longer cute.

I'm not a nice person. I enjoy things like this.
Posted by: ace

Oh, well that's different. That little bitch.

Carry on.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 11, 2017 07:52 PM (S6Pax)

187 I just finished a bowl of chocolate chip ice cream

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2017 07:44 PM (Ot7+c)
...........

EVERYBODY ELSE ONLY GOT 1/2 BOWL RIGHT??!!

Posted by: wth at May 11, 2017 07:52 PM (HgMAr)

188 A few years ago: Mooch takes Mama Mooch and the Moochettes and a bunch of flunkies to Spain where they rent and entire hotel for her Spanish vacation then later takes the whole Flying Circus to China. The media: not a word of criticism.

Trump gets a second scoop: OMG! It's Caligula's palace over there!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 11, 2017 07:52 PM (Nwg0u)

189
It's funny because I was watching vids yesterday of Tina Weymouth (Tom Tom Club, Talking Heads) do various performances of the same songs over the course of 40 years.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 11, 2017 07:53 PM (44gVn)

190 Posted by: bluebell at May 11, 2017 07:51 PM (sBOL1)

Me too blubell, me too.

I always ask my husband, do I look that old? Bless his heart he always answers no.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 07:53 PM (Ri/rl)

191 Bud's has Savage MSR Patrols on sale for $469 shipped. I'm sorely tempted. Entry level price, but some better than entry level features. Heavy, melonited barrel, 5R rifling, Blackhawk furniture.

http://tinyurl.com/l268vwr

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 11, 2017 07:53 PM (RuyTK)

192

Small bowl of vanilla with a cup of expresso poured over it

Like the Italians

The best

Posted by: ThunderB at May 11, 2017 07:53 PM (EmIFr)

193 >>>I think Erin looks just fine, doubt I could stay in a room for more than 5 minutes though.

I think I'd enjoy farting near her and then accusing her of being smelly

Posted by: ace practicing to be the bitchy queen he always knew he'd become at May 11, 2017 07:53 PM (8rNrN)

194 She appears to have aged since then.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2017 07:52 PM (/tuJf)
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Well, she has. But my point is that you probably would have been interested based on her picture, no?

Posted by: bluebell at May 11, 2017 07:53 PM (sBOL1)

195 Trump gets a second scoop: OMG! It's Caligula's palace over there!

And that, right there, is better writing than you'll get in the entire MSM.

Posted by: pep at May 11, 2017 07:54 PM (LAe3v)

196
179 Met pitcher and ex-Ace Matt Harvey Met Ace drank himself into a two-day stupor and had a Lost Weekend after being dumped by Adriana Lima, a supermodel hottie, who's now getting shtupped by Patriot Julian Edelman. She gets around with pro athletes, including Jeter way back.

https://tinyurl.com/lxhzzqr SFW

As Bugs Bunny would say, what a Maroon!
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 11, 2017 07:50 PM (SIY7D)

So Matt Harvey has herpes because Jeter.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 11, 2017 07:54 PM (2qHjF)

197 No one has seen MeAgain for months. Wonder what she'll look like when she shows up again in a month or two.

An extra trowel of make up might cover it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 11, 2017 07:54 PM (4ErVI)

198 You know what else had two scoops?

Posted by: Minuteman at May 11, 2017 07:54 PM (A3b6q)

199 Damn 1%er and his 2nd scoop!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 11, 2017 07:54 PM (Nwg0u)

200 188 A few years ago: Mooch takes Mama Mooch and the Moochettes and a bunch of flunkies to Spain where they rent and entire hotel for her Spanish vacation then later takes the whole Flying Circus to China. The media: not a word of criticism.

Trump gets a second scoop: OMG! It's Caligula's palace over there!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 11, 2017 07:52 PM (Nwg0u)

+++
Not on the same equation, but weren't they also having pizza flown in to D.C. from Chicago?

Posted by: washrivergal at May 11, 2017 07:54 PM (+eKyB)

201
Still trying to suss out why President T agreed to do a long interview with that nbc shithead Lester Holt, tho.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 11, 2017 07:54 PM (44gVn)

202 Trump gets a second scoop: OMG! It's Caligula's palace over there!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 11, 2017 07:52 PM (Nwg0u)

Heh.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 07:54 PM (Ri/rl)

203 "Oh, hi, you..! You look... different!"
Posted by: ace practicing to be the bitchy queen he always knew he'd become at May 11, 2017 07:51 PM (8rNrN)

Yep. A man's got to keep his integrity above all else.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2017 07:55 PM (Mouru)

204 I always ask my husband, do I look that old? Bless his heart he always answers no.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 07:53 PM (Ri/rl)
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Oh see, I don't even ask my husband because I don't want to see him fight with himself over what to say.

Posted by: bluebell at May 11, 2017 07:55 PM (sBOL1)

205 Funny.... when I worked for the Admiral, HIS Chef would cater to the what he wanted to...

Almost like, he worked for the guy or something...

What a novel concept...

Posted by: Don Q. at May 11, 2017 07:55 PM (NgKpN)

206 >>Well, she has. But my point is that you probably would have been interested based on her picture, no?

She actually sort of reminds me of a college girlfriend. I'm reasonably certain she wasn't a lesbian though.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2017 07:55 PM (/tuJf)

207 I just watched the "teachers edition" of Jeopardy!.
Holy shit. They are just as stupid as Wolf Blitzer and the celebrities.

They were chagrined that their were no gender, race or warmening categories.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 11, 2017 07:55 PM (Tyii7)

208 >>>The best

missile popsicle

Posted by: concrete girl at May 11, 2017 07:55 PM (WKvlL)

209 188
Trump gets a second scoop: OMG! It's Caligula's palace over there!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 11, 2017 07:52 PM (Nwg0u)

I guffawed.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at May 11, 2017 07:55 PM (sdi6R)

210 um, i do that too, and I can assure you it is mean-spirited

Posted by: ace at May 11, 2017 07:49 PM (8rNrN)

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I Married an Alabama cheerleader. she always expected to be treated a little more special because of her looks. These days she is treated in part based on her looks and it is hysterical to watch. I should clarify that she is my ex-wife.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 11, 2017 07:55 PM (HTKQp)

211 188; didn't caligula appoint his horse to the senate?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 11, 2017 07:55 PM (KP5rU)

212 "is asking foreign intel agencies to take out the Trump admin. Keep it up liberal asswads"

Ah. So they really are OK with another nation interfering in our election, just as long as it gives them the result they want...

The Secret Service, and maybe some other agency needs to go talk to Bathtub boy. Maybe under a hot light.

Posted by: Rodney C. Johnson at May 11, 2017 07:56 PM (A5STV)

213 197 No one has seen MeAgain for months. Wonder what she'll look like when she shows up again in a month or two.

An extra trowel of make up might cover it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 11, 2017 07:54 PM (4ErVI)

I still can't get over the picture of me again swimming in yoga pants. In the ocean. Who does that?
That hotel has free sunscreen everywhere, so I can't figure it out.

Weirdo.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 07:56 PM (Ri/rl)

214 uuugh... OH..... uuuugh YES! uugh... YES! Oh God!!! YES!!!!! ACE........ FILL ME WITH YOUR ITEMS!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: The Internet at May 11, 2017 07:57 PM (vqzjE)

215 Hear me out: Erin was told to fill the diversity gap left by Candy Crowley.

It's a big gap. Took quite a bit of fudge ripple.

Posted by: trev006 at May 11, 2017 07:57 PM (Nh8W2)

216 Oh, and Ace, the best part of that original thread?

@JRubinBlogger 12h

a man unable to restrain his urges

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2017 07:57 PM (udajc)

217 She actually sort of reminds me of a college girlfriend. I'm reasonably certain she wasn't a lesbian though.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2017 07:55 PM (/tuJf)
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I'll bet Maddow wasn't in high school either.

Not insinuating anything about your college girlfriend!

Posted by: bluebell at May 11, 2017 07:57 PM (sBOL1)

218 I still can't get over the picture of me again swimming in yoga pants. In the ocean. Who does that?

You can't just drop that here and not provide a link. It simply isn't done.

Posted by: pep at May 11, 2017 07:58 PM (LAe3v)

219 These people are insane. Absolutely off their rockers batshit insane.

The good news is, I think the majority of the general public realize it.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 11, 2017 07:58 PM (/o9Qk)

220 *I always ask my husband, do I look that old? Bless his heart he always answers no.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 07:53 PM (Ri/rl)*

And he probably means it. I look at my wife, I know we've been married 32 years, but what i see is the beautiful person she is. Pictures can't capture that.

Posted by: tbodie at May 11, 2017 07:58 PM (b0NwW)

221 I remember when J. Rubin lost her looks

she was 2

Posted by: ace practicing to be the bitchy queen he always knew he'd become at May 11, 2017 07:58 PM (8rNrN)

222 I always ask my husband, do I look that old? Bless his heart he always answers no.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Your husband is an extraordinarily wise man.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 11, 2017 07:59 PM (S6Pax)

223
"Did you turn your network upside down searching for a phantom scoop?

"But the ice cream, that's where we had him. We proved with geometric logic that an extra scoop of ice cream did exist. I could have produced that scoop. They were protecting the president. We can only cover this story based on sources...."

Posted by: Captain Queeg at May 11, 2017 07:59 PM (Ey6du)

224 Oh see, I don't even ask my husband because I don't want to see him fight with himself over what to say.

Posted by: bluebell at May 11, 2017 07:55 PM (sBOL1)

=========

I have always warned anyone I'm with never to ask me if their choice in clothes made them look fat. You are clothes?... No, they don't......

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 11, 2017 08:00 PM (HTKQp)

225 When I saw my ex wife last weekend, all she can do is shame and tear somebody down. So when she picked up our sons, she said oh my god you are so sunburned you are red.

I replied that her Yoga pants did not fit right and implied that her vagina smelled when I squatted down by her to pick up our son. Told her she needed a deep cleansing shower.

Fuck her. I pray a mini SMOD takes her out.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 11, 2017 08:00 PM (2qHjF)

226 Good for President Trump!

He likes ice cream and makes sure he gets a lot of it.

And he has the dressing he wants...like a fucking grownup.

I'll bet he is a lot of fun to have drinks with.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2017 08:00 PM (rF0hx)

227 And he probably means it. I look at my wife, I know we've been married 32 years, but what i see is the beautiful person she is. Pictures can't capture that.
Posted by: tbodie at May 11, 2017 07:58 PM (b0NwW)
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You are a dollbaby. I hope your lovely and lucky wife appreciates you!

Posted by: bluebell at May 11, 2017 08:00 PM (sBOL1)

228 215 Hear me out: Erin was told to fill the diversity gap left by Candy Crowley.

It's a big gap. Took quite a bit of fudge ripple.

Posted by: trev006 at May 11, 2017 07:57 PM (Nh8W2)

Iced tea spewed onto iPad screen.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 11, 2017 08:01 PM (TdMsT)

229
Posted by: pep at May 11, 2017 07:58 PM (LAe3v)

http://preview.tinyurl.com/m7sahvc

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 08:01 PM (Ri/rl)

230 >>I replied that her Yoga pants did not fit right and implied that her vagina smelled when I squatted down by her to pick up our son. Told her she needed a deep cleansing shower.

Good thing you didn't tell her the pants made her look fat. That might have caused a fight.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2017 08:01 PM (/tuJf)

231 --
--
And he probably means it. I look at my wife, I know
we've been married 32 years, but what i see is the beautiful person
she is. Pictures can't capture that.

Posted by: tbodie at May 11, 2017 07:58 PM

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Love isn't blind.
Love lets you see.
Love is also stupid.

Posted by: irright at May 11, 2017 08:02 PM (vqzjE)

232 I have always warned anyone I'm with never to ask me if their choice in clothes made them look fat. You are clothes?... No, they don't......
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 11, 2017 08:00 PM (HTKQp)
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I have never, ever asked my husband that. I pick out my clothes by my big-girl self but on the rare occasion I want his opinion, I just say this dress or that dress?

Posted by: bluebell at May 11, 2017 08:02 PM (sBOL1)

233 Weasel Zippers is also running with the ice cream story. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 08:02 PM (SjImc)

234 And he probably means it. I look at my wife, I know we've been married 32 years, but what i see is the beautiful person she is. Pictures can't capture that.

Posted by: tbodie at May 11, 2017 07:58 PM (b0NwW)

Good on the lot of yez!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 11, 2017 08:02 PM (gwPgz)

235 I'll bet he is a lot of fun to have drinks with.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Well, if'n you're into Shirley Temples and Batmans, for sure.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2017 08:02 PM (udajc)

236 If I were el presidente you better believe I would get two scoops of ice cream too. I would get TWO KLONDIKE BARS at each meal.

Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2017 08:02 PM (Sfs6o)

237 226
I'll bet he is a lot of fun to have drinks with.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2017 08:00 PM (rF0hx)

If by "drinks" you mean Diet Coke. He's a teetotaler, remember.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at May 11, 2017 08:02 PM (sdi6R)

238 I heard Trump gets 2 scoops of raisins in his cereal too

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 11, 2017 08:02 PM (K2T58)

239 Trump gets a second scoop: OMG! It's Caligula's palace over there!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 11, 2017 07:52 PM (Nwg0u)

+++
Not on the same equation, but weren't they also having pizza flown in to D.C. from Chicago?

Posted by: washrivergal at May 11, 2017 07:54 PM (+eKyB)

And Barry's waygu beef and Mooch eating for ten people while coming up with North Korean menu for schools. Farck CNN with a rusty chainsaw sideways

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 11, 2017 08:03 PM (auHtY)

240 Those pictures out of Hawaii of MeAgain made her look like a cheap sci fi swamp monster.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 11, 2017 08:03 PM (2qHjF)

241 TRUMP ONLY LETS BARRON HAVE ONE SCOOP! MEAN, MEAN, MEANIE!

Posted by: CNN at May 11, 2017 08:03 PM (HgMAr)

242 238 I heard Trump gets 2 scoops of raisins in his cereal too
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 11, 2017 08:02 PM (K2T5

Personally delivered by the Sun!

Posted by: josephistan at May 11, 2017 08:03 PM (ANIFC)

243 225; wow.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 11, 2017 08:04 PM (KP5rU)

244 http://preview.tinyurl.com/m7sahvc
Posted by: CaliGirl

Not attractive.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 11, 2017 08:04 PM (Nwg0u)

245 Saw MeAgain in the Daily Mail, it wasn't pretty.

Posted by: gNewt at May 11, 2017 08:04 PM (VquEu)

246 I can imagine the reaction if this was about Obama's dinner rituals:

Obama gets two scoops of ice cream - BECAUSE HE'S AWESOME!!

Posted by: Hamilton at May 11, 2017 08:05 PM (sCjDS)

247 240 so what we see on tv is not an act?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 11, 2017 08:05 PM (KP5rU)

248 I heard Trump gets 2 scoops of raisins in his cereal too
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 11, 2017 08:02 PM (K2T5

Once I thought I was getting 2 scoops of raisins also but then I realized we were rabbit sitting for our neighbor?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 08:05 PM (SjImc)

249 Pence has fruit instead of ice cream and pie?? I'm seriously disturbed by this...

Posted by: IC at May 11, 2017 08:05 PM (gcme+)

250 also, could n't give a shit how old any prunedit looks.

If they sound like a spawn of the watcher in the well, a swamp denizen, they probably are.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2017 08:06 PM (udajc)

251 OK. No bullshit. I know some people who play golf with The ice cream hoarder. They all say he's a completely regular guy.

Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2017 08:06 PM (Sfs6o)

252 I missed the memo that explains what the fuck people are talking about when they say "blue checkmarks".

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at May 11, 2017 08:06 PM (/j4n5)

253 http://preview.tinyurl.com/m7sahvc

Posted by: CaliGirl

She looks older and chunkier than I expected. I often wonder if there's anyone that TV makeup artists can't make look good.

Aside from Rachel Maddow, of course.

Posted by: pep at May 11, 2017 08:06 PM (LAe3v)

254 Ice cream-gate!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 11, 2017 08:06 PM (Nwg0u)

255 I go to restaurants on a regular basis ans (hold you hands over your ears leftist) tip well and am very personable even if I say so myself.

now, get this, the wait staff call me by my name, ask if I want my favorite cocktail, know my favorite meal but tell me about the specials, and generally take great care of me.

You know who else was treated well at his favorite restaurants?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 11, 2017 08:06 PM (npdX6)

256 Let Them Eat Cake.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 11, 2017 08:07 PM (TdMsT)

257 I can imagine the reaction if this was about Obama's dinner rituals:

Obama gets two scoops of ice cream - BECAUSE HE'S AWESOME!!

Posted by: Hamilton at May 11, 2017 08:05 PM (sCjDS)
...........

and it's Neopolitan

Posted by: wth at May 11, 2017 08:07 PM (HgMAr)

258 BREAKING: Trump demands all the blueberry muffins have the same amount of blueberries.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 11, 2017 08:07 PM (4ErVI)

259

And Barry's waygu beef and Mooch eating for ten people while coming up with North Korean menu for schools. Farck CNN with a rusty chainsaw sideways
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 11, 2017 08:03 PM (auHtY)

+++

And Barry said, "Don't ever get in-between Michelle and a tamale table".

Posted by: washrivergal at May 11, 2017 08:07 PM (+eKyB)

260 Sorry about the insomnia.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 11, 2017 08:08 PM (ZuGkg)

261 DangerGirl-A whole lot more of that Sanity Prod would be helpful.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2017 08:08 PM (U1lZ7)

262 BREAKING: Trump demands all the blueberry muffins have the same amount of blueberries.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 11, 2017 08:07 PM (4ErVI)

???
Maybe that is why his Casino went belly up?
LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2017 08:08 PM (SjImc)

263 For dessert, I'll take the cherries and cock flambe across my chin.

Posted by: David Frum at May 11, 2017 08:08 PM (TNQMS)

264 Did that link say "snarkeling"?

Posted by: gNewt at May 11, 2017 08:08 PM (VquEu)

265 everyone knows the reason michelle instituted her school lunch program was so there would be more food for her.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 08:08 PM (cPsPa)

266 Wonder If Trump will do an ad for us? Two Scoops Make America Great!

Posted by: Rasin Bran at May 11, 2017 08:09 PM (Fz5yy)

267 253. Now, enough of this Maddow crap! She's a very handsome man, and richer than Croessus from those Friends royalties and residuals.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2017 08:09 PM (TwwWO)

268 I missed the memo that explains what the fuck people are talking about when they say "blue checkmarks".

******************

I also need to learn to read comments above mine to see this had been asked and answered.

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at May 11, 2017 08:09 PM (/j4n5)

269 Obama gets two scoops of ice cream - BECAUSE HE'S AWESOME!!

And takes the taste of cock out of his mouth.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 11, 2017 08:09 PM (qJhUV)

270 fuckin pence, alaways rockin the boat. fruit instead of ice cream. what an ass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 11, 2017 08:09 PM (KP5rU)

271
Oh sure you laugh about Trump's two scoops but I'll have you know he gets more ice in his Diet Coke then everyone else because he wants to have the coldest drink AND he gets to use the salt and pepper first! Fascism!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 11, 2017 08:09 PM (auHtY)

272 Frum is an ass. He never says thank you or gives me more than a 5% tip.

I don't do shit for that shithead. Also the capers he gets are rat turds and the dirty martinis I give him are dirty YKWIM.

Posted by: David Frums Waiter at May 11, 2017 08:09 PM (npdX6)

273 BREAKING: Trump demands all the blueberry muffins have the same amount of blueberries.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 11, 2017 08:07 PM (4ErVI)

???
Maybe that is why his Casino went belly up?
LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May

quality control was a disaster. you cold only verify the berry count by destroying the muffin.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 08:10 PM (cPsPa)

274 Trump onve fired somone when he discovered his Raisin Brand cereal did not have two scoops of raisins.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 11, 2017 08:10 PM (hVdx9)

275 "BREAKING: Trump demands all the blueberry muffins have the same amount of blueberries."

FAST BREAKING: Blackberries call Trump racist, demand more diversified muffins.

Posted by: freaked at May 11, 2017 08:10 PM (BO/km)

276 Did the troops who landed at Omaha Beach get two scoops?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 11, 2017 08:11 PM (Nwg0u)

277 Obama gets two scoops of ice cream - BECAUSE HE'S AWESOME!!

And takes the taste of cock out of his mouth.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 11, 2017 08:09 PM (qJhUV)

I don't know if Barry would want to do that. I'll bet he had Taste of Cock ice cream

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 11, 2017 08:11 PM (auHtY)

278 I never got two pieces of pie!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 11, 2017 08:11 PM (IqV8l)

279 I love how they tossed the school menu crap as soon as the grifters were on the way out.

Lol @ at some obese person up there talking about eating healthy.

Orson Welles doing a PSA about eating salads and shit.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 11, 2017 08:11 PM (4ErVI)

280 So, is it true that Bill Clinton fired his FBI director the day before Vince Foster was found dead ?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 11, 2017 08:11 PM (e8kgV)

281 For dessert, I'll take the cherries and cock flambe across my chin.

Posted by: David Frum at May 11, 2017 08:08 PM (TNQMS)
............

Not until you finish your David Corn, young man.

Posted by: wth at May 11, 2017 08:11 PM (HgMAr)

282 Barky+Neopolitan = Diversity

Trump+Neopolitan= Segregation

Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2017 08:12 PM (U1lZ7)

283 "didn't caligula appoint his horse to the senate?"

You know after watching our legislature in action I now know where Caligula was coming from. Substitute a couple of horses for our senators and who would know the difference?

Posted by: Tuna at May 11, 2017 08:12 PM (jm1YL)

284 Obama gets two scoops of ice cream because the scoops are cum.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 11, 2017 08:12 PM (npdX6)

285 David Frum, whose mother was a shill for the Communist Broadcasting Corporation, hard to believe this guy gets cred as a conservative. As a speech writer for GWB, I can see why people hated Bush.

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 11, 2017 08:13 PM (K2T58)

286 MeAgain looks like a aging tranny in those Hawaii pictures.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 11, 2017 08:13 PM (2qHjF)

287 Substitute a couple of horses for our senators and who would know the difference?
Posted by: Tuna at May 11, 2017 08:12 PM (jm1YL)
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Sure they would. There would be less crap on the Senate floor.

Posted by: bluebell at May 11, 2017 08:13 PM (sBOL1)

288 My prolapsed rolo? That explains a lot.

Posted by: David Frum at May 11, 2017 08:13 PM (Tyii7)

289 So, is it true that Bill Clinton fired his FBI director the day before Vince Foster was found dead ?
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 11, 2017 08:11 PM (e8kgV)

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well yeah, but see that was totally coincidental. Unlike this thing with fuhrer Trump. Totally.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 11, 2017 08:14 PM (HTKQp)

290 I would totally vote for Mr Ed.

Posted by: freaked at May 11, 2017 08:14 PM (BO/km)

291 283: noone. sit the horse next to mccain. they smell the same.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 11, 2017 08:14 PM (KP5rU)

292 Krauthammer 'splains it all.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2017 08:14 PM (IqV8l)

293 How many of you clicked thru and read some of the Frum follower's comments on the tweet? Absolutely INsane. These people are without a doubt utterly and completely gone. There is nothing left. They read "Trump got two scoops, guests got one" and they're citing to Emily Post on manners, claiming he's a "glutton," that "this is the most dickish thing I've ever heard", etc etc and on and on. No one steps back and says, "hey guys, aren't we taking this a bit too far over the top?" No one. How do you UN-stupid a country so far gone at 40 - 50% of the electorate and growing?

Posted by: MSTisdale at May 11, 2017 08:14 PM (g9d8D)

294 We've got plenty of good conservatives and nationalists right here in America.

No need to import some Canuck douchebag to peddle pablum.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 11, 2017 08:14 PM (4ErVI)

295 283
You know after watching our legislature in action I now know where Caligula was coming from. Substitute a couple of horses for our senators and who would know the difference?
Posted by: Tuna at May 11, 2017 08:12 PM (jm1YL)

Depending on which Senators are replaced, it could be an improvement.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at May 11, 2017 08:15 PM (sdi6R)

296 201
Still trying to suss out why President T agreed to do a long interview with that nbc shithead Lester Holt, tho.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class!

I was wondering about that, too, Sooth. All I came up with is that he's reaching out to the insane haters who would identify with Holt, trying to talk some sense to the 'resistors'?

Posted by: booknlass at May 11, 2017 08:15 PM (BrS/H)

297 Open thread, eh?

I cast my vote for sports bras as outerwear.

Presuming the wearer is sufficiently athletic to need one.

Posted by: Ed Hanchet, Jr. at May 11, 2017 08:15 PM (/H27A)

298 Horses can do basic math. 20 trillion debt says our Senators can't.

Posted by: josephistan at May 11, 2017 08:15 PM (ANIFC)

299 TWO SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM!!! THAT FUCKING FASCIST!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at May 11, 2017 07:21 PM (qJhUV)

Trump's Raisin Bran has four scoops of raisins.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2017 08:15 PM (0deF2)

300 286 MeAgain looks like a aging tranny in those Hawaii pictures.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 11, 2017 08:13 PM (2qHjF)

She's wearing pants in the ocean.
This isn't nice but whenever I was at the beach there'd be a family that didn't plan and the whole family went in the water wearing their street clothes. Levi's were my favorite. That must've been comfortable.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 08:15 PM (Ri/rl)

301 caligula was ahead of the curve. way ahead.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 11, 2017 08:16 PM (KP5rU)

302 293. 'We got this.' - Gods of the Copybook Headings

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2017 08:16 PM (TwwWO)

303 I read some of the twitter comments...a man unable to control his urges! 2 scoops of ice cream is not controlling your urges???

Posted by: IC at May 11, 2017 08:16 PM (gcme+)

304 286 MeAgain looks like a aging tranny in those Hawaii pictures.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 11, 2017 08:13 PM (2qHjF)

A quarter hasn't bounced off that ass since GWB's first term, if even then.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 11, 2017 08:16 PM (4ErVI)

305 Or hell, replace the lot of them with horses. I'd be willing to give it a try.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at May 11, 2017 08:16 PM (sdi6R)

306 "I cast my vote for sports bras as outerwear.
Presuming the wearer is sufficiently athletic to need one."

Sadly, that is rare. Most times it's "Holy crap that's a lot of fatback".

Posted by: freaked at May 11, 2017 08:17 PM (BO/km)

307 I never got two pieces of pie!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 11, 2017 08:11 PM (IqV8l)

But lots of yummy paste

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 11, 2017 08:17 PM (auHtY)

308 Were they Soylent Green sized scoops?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2017 08:17 PM (IqV8l)

309 "Presuming the wearer is sufficiently athletic to need one.

Posted by: Ed Hanchet, Jr. at May 11, 2017 08:15 PM (/H27A)"
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If you are athletic enough to wear one, you don't need to wear on unless doing athletics.

But thanks because I've got a new saying when I'm out in public. She is twice as athletic as her friend.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 11, 2017 08:18 PM (npdX6)

310 didn't caligula appoint his horse to the senate?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 11, 2017 07:55 PM (KP5rU)

I believe he was going to make his favorite horse Incitatus a consul. So there's hope for Chelsea

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 11, 2017 08:19 PM (auHtY)

311 Kellyanne's feet on the sofa! Trump's extra scoop of ice cream! WHERE WILL IT ALL END???

Posted by: CNN at May 11, 2017 08:19 PM (vRcUp)

312 Sadly, that is rare. Most times it's "Holy crap that's a lot of fatback".
Posted by: freaked at May 11, 2017 08:17 PM (BO/km)

======

Yeah. It is time for them to examine their fashion choices when you weren't sure if you were seeing back or front cleavage on a woman.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 11, 2017 08:19 PM (HTKQp)

313 "Or hell, replace the lot of them with horses. I'd be willing to give it a try."

All the votes would be "neigh"

Posted by: freaked at May 11, 2017 08:19 PM (BO/km)

314 Were they Soylent Green sized scoops?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
****

Mmmm. Soylent green. I wonder what makes it taste so good? Could it be...............MSG?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 11, 2017 08:20 PM (hVdx9)

315 Yeah, it's the weekend and I am heading to the mountains tomorrow. Something to look forward to since the new job pays 1/2 of the old one did. How is everyone else?

Posted by: Infidel at May 11, 2017 08:20 PM (ie8tB)

316 Pence can have fruit if he wants. He's the Vice President, for God's sake.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2017 08:20 PM (Mouru)

317 you know, it is funny how well the rule of not misappropriating nics works around here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 08:20 PM (cPsPa)

318 "She's wearing pants in the ocean.

This isn't nice but whenever I was at the beach there'd be a family
that didn't plan and the whole family went in the water wearing their
street clothes. Levi's were my favorite. That must've been comfortable."

----------------

I'm in south central Kalifornia and went to long beach when I was a teenager. We coined the phrase "mexican wet suit" for the people in blue jeans at the ocean.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 11, 2017 08:20 PM (npdX6)

319 This is why I refuse to give any credence to the narrative that Trump mishandled the Comey firing. The same assholes who are hawking the Comey narrative are the ones selling the two scoops one. It's all bullshit. Hillary's secret server is no big deal, firing an incompent FBI director --who serves at pleasure of POTUS -- is proof beyond a shadow of a doubt of cover up.

Trump fired Comey like a boss. The fact that the MSM, Dems and NeverTrumps are screaming that he mishandled it is PROOF Trump handled it EXACTLY RIGHT.

It's just like when they scream he needs to stay off Twitter --it means his tweets are hitting their mark.

Trump beat $124 million golden boy Jeb! and the 15 other tomato cans the GOP put up to help drag Jeb! over the finish line and then beat $1 billion Hillary all while the MSM, Dems and NeverTrump yelled how he was mishandling everything, was a buffoon etc. So whatever they say, I know the opposite is true.

Why anyone continues to listen to these morons is beyond me.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at May 11, 2017 08:21 PM (+51lA)

320 Yeah. It is time for them to examine their fashion choices when you weren't sure if you were seeing back or front cleavage on a woman.
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May

simply because it is in the catalog orcomes in your size does not mean you get to wear it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 08:21 PM (cPsPa)

321 ICE arrests 1000 MS 13 gang members since Trump

Thank you Donald Trump

Posted by: ThunderB at May 11, 2017 07:30 PM (EmIFr)

Now if they would just chop their arms and legs off, and push them out the cargo door of a C-130 as it does lazy circles over San Salvador, so as to give a message to others.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2017 08:21 PM (0deF2)

322 LMAO Tucker reporting that a southern Mexican town is upset about greasy, criminal, shitty illegal immigrants.

Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2017 08:21 PM (GsAUU)

323 Kellyanne's feet on the sofa! Trump's extra scoop of ice cream! WHERE WILL IT ALL END???

It'll end when I BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ALL YOU WHINY FUCKING BITCHES!!!

Posted by: Kellyanne Conway at May 11, 2017 08:21 PM (qJhUV)

324 Hope and change baby....

I hope President Trump never changes.....keep sticking it up the MSM's squeak hole.

Has Comey told anyone how the President's ass tastes yet?

As the king of leaking, you would think he would have put that out there already.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 11, 2017 08:21 PM (5VlCp)

325 Well, I see that I don't get out much, or at least not in areas where sports bras as outerwear area common.

All I have to support my decision is TheChive.com so my sample size might be skewed toward the athletic.

Posted by: Ed Hanchet, Jr. at May 11, 2017 08:22 PM (/H27A)

326 I'm in south central Kalifornia and went to long beach when I was a teenager. We coined the phrase "mexican wet suit" for the people in blue jeans at the ocean.

It's good sunburn protection and the clothes get an annual cleaning. Win-win.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2017 08:22 PM (Mouru)

327 313 "Or hell, replace the lot of them with horses. I'd be willing to give it a try."

All the votes would be "neigh"
Posted by: freaked at May 11, 2017 08:19 PM (BO/km)

No new laws would be passed.

This definitely has possibilities.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at May 11, 2017 08:22 PM (sdi6R)

328 Substitute a couple of horses for our senators and who would know the difference?
______________________

Everybody.

The horses would have far more integrity and intelligence than the senators.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 11, 2017 08:22 PM (riF5p)

329 I'm in south central Kalifornia and went to long beach when I was a teenager. We coined the phrase "mexican wet suit" for the people in blue jeans at the ocean.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 11, 2017 08:20 PM (npdX6)

I didn't want to say it. Central coast here.

Someone else saw the same thing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 08:22 PM (Ri/rl)

330 "Yeah. It is time for them to examine their fashion choices when you weren't sure if you were seeing back or front cleavage on a woman."

I think women like that just can't be bothered to put a shirt on. Probably too much trouble. So they go to the grocery store with their "sports bra" on and gross everybody out with their back titties.

Posted by: freaked at May 11, 2017 08:22 PM (BO/km)

331 Mmmm. Soylent green. I wonder what makes it taste so good? Could it be...............MSG?

-
Mexicans, Spaniards, and Guatemalans?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 11, 2017 08:23 PM (Nwg0u)

332 Now if they would just chop their arms and legs off, and push them out the cargo door of a C-130 as it does lazy circles over San Salvador, so as to give a message to others.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May

you mean the argentine solution

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 08:23 PM (cPsPa)

333 Now if they would just chop their arms and legs off, and push them out the cargo door of a C-130 as it does lazy circles over San Salvador, so as to give a message to others.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2017 08:21 PM (0deF2)

"As God is my witness, I thought quadruple-amputee Mexican gang members could fly."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2017 08:24 PM (Mouru)

334 "As God is my witness, I thought quadruple-amputee Mexican gang members could fly."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2017 08:24 PM (Mouru)

--They're Salvadoran --but I still cracked up!

Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2017 08:24 PM (GsAUU)

335 Probably explains why David Frum got punched in the face a lot while growing up. Posted by: tu3031

* * * * * *

And from that twitter photo he uses, holy cow that is one extremely punchable face. One smug ugly mug. He's got that look like he knows it - that self-loathing like he just smeared himself with his own excrement, downed a gallon of warm chicken fat, jerked one off to his sister's photo and then ordered the twitter picture snapped of him. And then that caption underneath: "Senior Editor, The Atlantic. On Twitter I speak only for myself." This is a guy at bottom and he knows it.

Posted by: MSTisdale at May 11, 2017 08:25 PM (g9d8D)

336 All I have to support my decision is TheChive.com so my sample size might be skewed toward the athletic.
Posted by: Ed Hanchet, Jr. at May 11, 2017 08:22 PM (/H27A)

When my son was in high school, the public school girls were wearing jog bras as tops.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 08:25 PM (Ri/rl)

337 So entire Obama administration: not one word in the press about his million dollar dinners or his (and his Wookie and their spawns') profligate vacations costing 10s of millions of dollars.

But Trump cannot have an extra $2 ice cream scoop without them losing their damn minds.

Posted by: redbanzai at May 11, 2017 08:25 PM (FTXAT)

338 And as Hitler was a vegetarian salad was important to him.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2017 07:36 PM (nlbfN)

He was notorious for death-dealing flatulence, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2017 08:25 PM (0deF2)

339 Hey CaliGirl,

I asked on another thread do your men folk go on the Vistadores ride?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 11, 2017 08:25 PM (npdX6)

340 I have seen a few men at the gym who would benefit from a sports bra, or what was it called on Seinfeild, a manzier?

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 08:25 PM (hJrjt)

341 All in favor of extending entitlements say aye.
Neigh, neigggh, neeeigh.

Posted by: gNewt at May 11, 2017 08:26 PM (VquEu)

342 He was notorious for death-dealing flatulence, too.

Austrians.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2017 08:26 PM (Mouru)

343 Wasn't there some type of spastic seizures from the press when they read that Trump puts ketchup on a steak?I also remember leftits making fun of Reagan's jar of jelly beans.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 11, 2017 08:26 PM (bJ+bK)

344 I think women like that just can't be bothered to put a shirt on. Probably too much trouble. So they go to the grocery store with their "sports bra" on and gross everybody out with their back titties.
Posted by: freaked at May 11, 2017 08:22 PM (BO/km)

I'm disgusted by the jammies in public.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 08:26 PM (Ri/rl)

345 Horses as Democrat Senators? No one would even notice because they would always stick with the herd and vote neigh.

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at May 11, 2017 08:26 PM (WrMht)

346 Why cut off their limbs? Just toss them.
Sadam dressed one guy up like Superman before he was tossed off the top of a building. That is some dark humor.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 11, 2017 08:27 PM (hVdx9)

347 He was notorious for death-dealing flatulence, too.

I used to call it the Bavarian Oven. It was so romantic.

Posted by: Zombie Ava Braun at May 11, 2017 08:27 PM (Tyii7)

348 You know what, I regret saying that. I give all credit to anyone who is trying to improve themselves by working out. I'm no stud either--I'm just working at it.
As long as they actually do their best while at the gym.
Now I feel like a jerk.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 08:27 PM (hJrjt)

349 330: keeps the rest of us slim. i take you never shop for anything at walmart, the centrifuge of spew.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 11, 2017 08:27 PM (KP5rU)

350 I used to call it the Bavarian Oven. It was so romantic.

This is the real reason they invented lederhosen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2017 08:28 PM (Mouru)

351 344 I think women like that just can't be bothered to put a shirt on. Probably too much trouble. So they go to the grocery store with their "sports bra" on and gross everybody out with their back titties.
Posted by: freaked at May 11, 2017 08:22 PM (BO/km)

I'm disgusted by the jammies in public.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 08:26 PM (Ri/rl)

Don't forget the slippers.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 08:28 PM (hJrjt)

352 322 LMAO Tucker reporting that a southern Mexican town is upset about greasy, criminal, shitty illegal immigrants.

Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2017 08:21 PM (GsAUU)

Along with the story seen yesterday about legal immigrant citizens in Maryland or Rhode Island or one of those northeastern states upset about greasy, criminal, shitty illegal immigrants.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 11, 2017 08:28 PM (4ErVI)

353 My PHD thesis, peer reviewed, will be on how fat women in sports bra sporting back fat (SWIDT) can help normal CIS men save money and lose weight>

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 11, 2017 08:28 PM (npdX6)

354 @335 - Cannot stop giggling over that one.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 11, 2017 08:28 PM (nILVB)

355 339 Hey CaliGirl,

I asked on another thread do your men folk go on the Vistadores ride?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 11, 2017 08:25 PM (npdX6)

Yes, I know vistadores. We call it the Vaquero ride.
Some of my friends boys work in the camps.

The ride was last week.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 08:28 PM (Ri/rl)

356 Also, you have to submit credentials to Twatter to get a shot at that coveted Blue Check.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2017 07:44 PM (udajc)

Anthony Weiner submitted a blue-veined Pole.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2017 08:29 PM (0deF2)

357 "I'm disgusted by the jammies in public"

People don't give a crap. 400 lb dude in the store wearing only PJ bottoms and flip flops has no shame.

Posted by: freaked at May 11, 2017 08:29 PM (BO/km)

358 I'm disgusted by the jammies in public.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 08:26 PM (Ri/rl)

--And flip flops in public more than 100 yards from a resort, pool, or natural body of water.

Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2017 08:30 PM (GsAUU)

359 344
I'm disgusted by the jammies in public.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 08:26 PM (Ri/rl)

That's the sort of thing normal people have nightmares about: forgetting to get dressed and going out in public in their pajamas.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at May 11, 2017 08:30 PM (sdi6R)

360 WeaselDog is very restless tonight and can't seem to get settled. Doesn't that mean we're about to have an earthquake?

Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2017 08:30 PM (Sfs6o)

361 --And flip flops in public more than 100 yards from a resort, pool, or natural body of water.

Next you'll be bitching about my crocs.

Posted by: Shep Smith at May 11, 2017 08:30 PM (Mouru)

362 ''Yes, I know vistadores. We call it the Vaquero ride.

Some of my friends boys work in the camps.

The ride was last week."

-----------

Yeah me too, I ain't in their league but have been to quite a few.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 11, 2017 08:31 PM (npdX6)

363 It doesn't so much disgust me as make me sad when you see the guy with a fat apron, wear a t-shirt that he can't stretch over it.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 08:31 PM (hJrjt)

364 Why is Hot Air so terrible now?

It's almost turning into LGF territory

Posted by: Ken at May 11, 2017 08:31 PM (QSyX3)

365 Ah, a *good* Tucker interviewee.

Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2017 08:31 PM (GsAUU)

366 358 I'm disgusted by the jammies in public.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 08:26 PM (Ri/rl)

--And flip flops in public more than 100 yards from a resort, pool, or natural body of water.
Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2017 08:30 PM (GsAUU)

I see lots of people from India who wear flip-flops all winter. I don't understand it at all.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 08:32 PM (hJrjt)

367 don't you have to trade in your man card to buy crocs? right at the checkout?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 08:33 PM (cPsPa)

368 It doesn't so much disgust me as make me sad when you see the guy with a fat apron, wear a t-shirt that he can't stretch over it.

Sneer all you want, but when the Burning Times come he's the one who can go a month without food.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2017 08:33 PM (Mouru)

369 Holy crap. CNN is insane.

Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2017 08:33 PM (CLKfs)

370
--And flip flops in public more than 100 yards from a resort, pool, or natural body of water.
Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2017 08:30 PM (GsAUU)

I live in CA so I'll give the ladies a break. But no I do not want to see your gross feet.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 08:33 PM (Ri/rl)

371 Crocs = prison shoes

Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2017 08:33 PM (Sfs6o)

372 today in Boulder I saw a woman with a "sushi rolls not gender roles"

she wasn't wearing the shirt. she'd dressed her seven year old son in it.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 11, 2017 08:33 PM (C+CrK)

373 Looks like MeAgain is hiding those slabs of cottage cheese under pants while snorkling. Who wears pants? Sure, if you've got an entire long wet suit but a bikini and then...pants? Given the size of her newly enlarged caboose, definitely some cheese hiding.

Posted by: MSTisdale at May 11, 2017 08:33 PM (g9d8D)

374 368 It doesn't so much disgust me as make me sad when you see the guy with a fat apron, wear a t-shirt that he can't stretch over it.

Sneer all you want, but when the Burning Times come he's the one who can go a month without food.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2017 08:33 PM (Mouru)

He can also go without pants and not get arrested.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 08:33 PM (hJrjt)

375 >>Sneer all you want, but when the Burning Times come he's the one who can go a month without food.

When the burning times come, he is food.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2017 08:34 PM (/tuJf)

376 368 It doesn't so much disgust me as make me sad when you see the guy with a fat apron, wear a t-shirt that he can't stretch over it.

Sneer all you want, but when the Burning Times come he's the one who can go a month without food.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2017 08:33 PM (Mouru)

When the Burning Times come he'll BE food.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at May 11, 2017 08:34 PM (sdi6R)

377 CNN is training LIVs to detect media bias. Thanks guys. Only you could do it. They don't trust us.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 11, 2017 08:34 PM (vRcUp)

378 He's more Literally Hitler than I ever suspected.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 11, 2017 08:34 PM (oVJmc)

379 This is the real reason they invented lederhosen.
Posted by: Cicero

And they weren't lined with lead for no other.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2017 08:35 PM (udajc)

380 and why are you still clicking on Hot Moist Farts?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 11, 2017 08:35 PM (C+CrK)

381 Yeah me too, I ain't in their league but have been to quite a few.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 11, 2017 08:31 PM (npdX6)

You go on the Vaquero ride, R/V? My grandfather was a member. My friends are members. My husband is too busy.

Those dudes are hurting when they get back.

My husband goes on a smaller ride.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 08:35 PM (Ri/rl)

382 I see lots of people from India who wear flip-flops all winter. I don't understand it at all.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 08:32 PM (hJrjt)

====

it must be like those douchebags that wear cargo shorts when it's in the twenties and thirties outside.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 11, 2017 08:35 PM (HTKQp)

383 Looks like we could use seconds on the time stamps, in addition to the hour and minute.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at May 11, 2017 08:35 PM (sdi6R)

384 Sneer all you want, but when the Burning Times come he's the one who can go a month without food.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2017 08:33 PM (Mouru)

When the Burning Times come he'll BE food.
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU

There will be two kinds of people in the Burning Times, those who administer the Strategic Long Pig Reserve, and those who are in it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 11, 2017 08:36 PM (66CWr)

385 363: What's a fat apron?

Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2017 08:37 PM (CLKfs)

386 375 >>Sneer all you want, but when the Burning Times come he's the one who can go a month without food.

When the burning times come, he is food.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2017 08:34 PM (/tuJf)

What are you lookin' at my gut fer?

Posted by: Philadelphia Collins at May 11, 2017 08:37 PM (GsAUU)

387 the Rockets are embarrassing us at home tonight.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 11, 2017 08:37 PM (C+CrK)

388 What's a fat apron?
Posted by: LASue

google it

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 08:37 PM (cPsPa)

389 it must be like those douchebags that wear cargo shorts when it's in the twenties and thirties outside.

I saw that not once but twice on a single-digit day last winter.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 11, 2017 08:38 PM (Tyii7)

390 Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 11, 2017 08:35 PM (HTKQp)

Usually I can wear shorts flip flops and a hoodie in winter outside at my house.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 08:38 PM (Ri/rl)

391 Rockets are embarrassing us at home tonight.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May

are their high kicks out of sync?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 08:38 PM (cPsPa)

392 385; like a gunt. only on a guy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 11, 2017 08:38 PM (KP5rU)

393 I will say one thing about President Trump.

He is one tough mother. They, the MSM and their lackeys, the Democrat Party, have thrown everything at him these past 10 months and he just takes it in stride and keeps swinging on the bastards.

He is a hero in the making.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 11, 2017 08:38 PM (5VlCp)

394 385 363: What's a fat apron?
Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2017 08:37 PM (CLKfs)

There's probably a proper name for the phenomenon but that's what I call when someone's belly fat hangs down over the public region.
I don't know exactly what to call it.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 08:38 PM (hJrjt)

395 363: What's a fat apron?
Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2017 08:37 PM (CLKfs)

====

Do. Not. Search. That. Term.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 11, 2017 08:38 PM (HTKQp)

396 358 I'm disgusted by the jammies in public.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 08:26 PM (Ri/rl)

--And flip flops in public more than 100 yards from a resort, pool, or natural body of water.
Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2017 08:30 PM (GsAUU)

Meh. We wear flip flops all the time in FL. Nobody thinks anything of it.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 11, 2017 08:38 PM (0mRoj)

397 Received new toy today from Son #5 - a Mossberg M590A1 Mariner. The magic 8-ball says I'm gonna burn through a case of shells this weekend like a chainsaw on it's period eating a 5 lb hunk of chocolate.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2017 08:39 PM (tr2D7)

398 What's a fat apron?
Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2017 08:37 PM (CLKfs)

====

Do. Not. Search. That. Term.
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May

google it

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 08:39 PM (cPsPa)

399 Best of Philadelphia Collins:

https://youtu.be/Lf_jMMgyDMw

Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2017 08:39 PM (GsAUU)

400 It's funny that in the face of Trump's criticism of CNN as unserious and biased, they have become even more so.

I would have thought that if a president, even in today's polarized environment, were critical of a news organization, that organization would be not necessarily less critical, but zealously attentive to hiding even a hint of partisanship.

Instead they've torn off their pants and hung out the freak flag. It's incredible.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 11, 2017 08:40 PM (yL25O)

401 Ugh....fat aprons.

Reminds me of the time this really huge woman at work came lumbering through the executive suite wearing a dress where her fat stomach was hanging out the bottom.

I thought my one co-worker was going to throw up on the spot.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 11, 2017 08:40 PM (nILVB)

402 Meh. We wear flip flops all the time in FL. Nobody thinks anything of it.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy

well, florida you know so. do you read the news in fl?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 08:40 PM (cPsPa)

403
Watch how excellent of a press sec Sarah Huckabee Sanders is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaEUC1wrFrg

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 11, 2017 08:40 PM (44gVn)

404 Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 11, 2017 08:38 PM (0mRoj)

Florida is normal like CA or Hawaii. But please make sure your feet are clean and not gross.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 08:40 PM (Ri/rl)

405 Received new toy today from Son #5 - a Mossberg M590A1 Mariner. The magic 8-ball says I'm gonna burn through a case of shells this weekend like a chainsaw on it's period eating a 5 lb hunk of chocolate.
Posted by: Tonypete

Is that the nickle plate one?

Those are dead sexy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2017 08:41 PM (udajc)

406 394 385 363: What's a fat apron?
Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2017 08:37 PM (CLKfs)

There's probably a proper name for the phenomenon but that's what I call when someone's belly fat hangs down over the public region.
I don't know exactly what to call it.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 08:38 PM (hJrjt)

FUPA

Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 11, 2017 08:41 PM (GsAUU)

407 google it

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 08:37 PM (cPsPa) fnord (cPsPa)

(in slow motion) NOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 11, 2017 08:41 PM (wB8Tg)

408 318 "She's wearing pants in the ocean.

This isn't nice but whenever I was at the beach there'd be a family
that didn't plan and the whole family went in the water wearing their
street clothes. Levi's were my favorite. That must've been comfortable."

----------------

I'm in south central Kalifornia and went to long beach when I was a teenager. We coined the phrase "mexican wet suit" for the people in blue jeans at the ocean.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 11, 2017 08:20 PM (npdX6)

Love it. When I moved to socal, I was shocked at how many people jumped in the ocean wearing cut off jeans and white t shirts and then rolled around in the sand. They looked like big fat sugar donuts.

Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2017 08:42 PM (CLKfs)

409 Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 11, 2017 08:38 PM (0mRoj)

Do you have flip flop tan lines on your feet? I do.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 08:42 PM (Ri/rl)

410 >>Meh. We wear flip flops all the time in FL. Nobody thinks anything of it.

I don't get the flop hate. I live wear I do largely so I can be either barefoot or in flip flops as much as possible.

Shoes are just a tool the man uses to keep us down.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2017 08:42 PM (/tuJf)

411 I have this weird thing about dressing appropriately when I go out. For instance I prefer to shave before I go out.
I can't conceive of going to a store or a coffee shop, or a car dealership in sweats. It wouldn't feel right.

I remember a previous generation of men who would wear a tie to meet friends for coffee. I'm not quite like that.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 08:42 PM (hJrjt)

412 google it

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 08:37 PM (cPsPa) fnord (cPsPa)

(in slow motion) NOOOOOOOO!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith

do it

DO IT!

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 08:43 PM (cPsPa)

413 Is that the nickle plate one?

Those are dead sexy.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
-----
Oh yeah!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2017 08:43 PM (tr2D7)

414 This explains a lot. pic.twitter.com/TeexrVv4GK
- David Frum (@davidfrum) May 11, 2017

That was hysterical. And the "debate" in the tweets under it were even funnier.

BTW, it wasn't thousand island dressing ... we all know that Trump always has RUSSIAN dressing!

These people are so earnest about their stupidity. I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2017 08:43 PM (zc3Db)

415 Love it. When I moved to socal, I was shocked at how many people jumped in the ocean wearing cut off jeans and white t shirts and then rolled around in the sand. They looked like big fat sugar donuts.
Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2017 08:42 PM (CLKfs)

I've watched that same phenomenon my whole life. Never could figure that out.

The people I saw wore full Levi jeans then rolled around in the sand.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 08:43 PM (Ri/rl)

416 Flip Flops are nature's way of making sure someone else gets away when the gator/tiger/zombie comes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 11, 2017 08:43 PM (wB8Tg)

417 What bothers me is when he asks for the boiled babies.

Posted by: J. Swift at May 11, 2017 08:44 PM (QE8X6)

418 I'm in south central Kalifornia and went to long beach when I was a teenager. We coined the phrase "mexican wet suit" for the people in blue jeans at the ocean.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 11, 2017 08:20 PM (npdX6)

Used to be, if you had new pair of crunchy stiff new blue jeans, the thing to do was to wear them swimming in the salt chuck, to wash out the starch, and get a good fade going. Worked pretty well.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2017 08:44 PM (0deF2)

419 412 google it

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 08:37 PM (cPsPa) fnord (cPsPa)

(in slow motion) NOOOOOOOO!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith

do it

DO IT!
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 08:43 PM (cPsPa)

Now I'm tempted, but I'll refrain.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 08:44 PM (Ri/rl)

420 I have this weird thing about dressing appropriately when I go out. For instance I prefer to shave before I go out.
I can't conceive of going to a store or a coffee shop, or a car dealership in sweats. It wouldn't feel right.

I remember a previous generation of men who would wear a tie to meet friends for coffee. I'm not quite like that.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver

well yeah. you cannot walk around wit hyour junk hanging out if it is not groomed. how does the phrase go "do you like these balls?"

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 08:44 PM (cPsPa)

421 Isn't Frum the guy who actually waxed poetic about Obama's pants creases? So it is Obama is totes cool with his fancy pants dinners and dining quirks ~ but trump has a different type of salad dressing and an extra scoop of ice cream and he is "literally Hitler."

By the way ~ do these jack holes even realize we can look this sh*t up on the internet? Here is an article from Huffpo about how Obama "loves ice cream" "just like us!"

Wtf ~ really ~ are people outside of NY and LA actually buying this sh*t or are they disgusted like me?

Posted by: Publius Redux at May 11, 2017 08:44 PM (UOr6C)

422 409: caligirl, i have tanlines on my feet from the sandals i wear. freaked the nurses out when i went to the dr. weird.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 11, 2017 08:45 PM (KP5rU)

423 I seem to have lost my fupa loofah.

Posted by: Lena Dumbham at May 11, 2017 08:46 PM (Tyii7)

424 google it

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 08:37 PM (cPsPa) fnord (cPsPa)

(in slow motion) NOOOOOOOO!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith

do it

DO IT!
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 08:43 PM (cPsPa)

Now I'm tempted, but I'll refrain.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May

come on, you know you want to.

everyone is doing it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 08:46 PM (cPsPa)

425 Isn't Frum the guy who actually waxed poetic about Obama's pants creases?

Posted by: Publius Redux at May 11, 2017 08:44 PM (UOr6C)

No. That was David Brooks. He based his vote on that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2017 08:46 PM (zc3Db)

426 Don't worry Ace about staying up. Next Tanya Winters story started to percolate at 3am so naturally had to get writing. By 4am had another 900 words written. And had to be up in two hours to go into work.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2017 08:46 PM (7yftv)

427 PRESIDENT USES SALAD FORK FOR MAIN COURSE!
Emergency 9th Circuit Ruling: Trump Must Relinquish Utensil. Developing...

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 11, 2017 08:46 PM (Ndje9)

428 422 409: caligirl, i have tanlines on my feet from the sandals i wear. freaked the nurses out when i went to the dr. weird.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 11, 2017 08:45 PM (KP5rU)

I think nurses must not spend a lot of time outdoors because they always comment on my tan too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 08:46 PM (Ri/rl)

429 421 Isn't Frum the guy who actually waxed poetic about Obama's pants creases? So it is Obama is totes cool with his fancy pants dinners and dining quirks ~ but trump has a different type of salad dressing and an extra scoop of ice cream and he is "literally Hitler."

By the way ~ do these jack holes even realize we can look this sh*t up on the internet? Here is an article from Huffpo about how Obama "loves ice cream" "just like us!"

Wtf ~ really ~ are people outside of NY and LA actually buying this sh*t or are they disgusted like me?
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 11, 2017 08:44 PM (UOr6C)

--That was David Brooks.

But still cut from the same cuck cloth.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 11, 2017 08:46 PM (GsAUU)

430 418 I'm in south central Kalifornia and went to long beach when I was a teenager. We coined the phrase "mexican wet suit" for the people in blue jeans at the ocean.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 11, 2017 08:20 PM (npdX6)

Used to be, if you had new pair of crunchy stiff new blue jeans, the thing to do was to wear them swimming in the salt chuck, to wash out the starch, and get a good fade going. Worked pretty well.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2017 08:44 PM (0deF2)

I don't know if this is related but I've heard men who love cowboy boots say the way to break them in is, IIRC, put them on--then somehow soak them and keep wearing them until they dry out. Something like that. Cowboy boots hurt my feet.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 08:47 PM (hJrjt)

431 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 11, 2017 08:47 PM (KCxzN)

432 I had my monthly bout of insomnia last night.

Time for your Midol, I guess ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2017 08:47 PM (zc3Db)

433 /FUPA sock

Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2017 08:47 PM (GsAUU)

434 Why cut off their limbs? Just toss them.
Sadam dressed one guy up like Superman before he was tossed off the top of a building. That is some dark humor.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 11, 2017 08:27 PM (hVdx9)

I figured it would increase the terminal velocity. Less stuff flapping in the wind.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2017 08:47 PM (0deF2)

435 Those Indian flip flops made of leather with the single ring for the big toe are the best.

Posted by: gNewt at May 11, 2017 08:47 PM (VquEu)

436 come on, you know you want to.

everyone is doing it.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 08:46 PM (cPsPa)

I really want to, but I'm out of brain bleach.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 08:48 PM (Ri/rl)

437 Posted by: Publius Redux at May 11, 2017 08:44 PM (UOr6C)

No. That was David Brooks. He based his vote on that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2017 08:46 PM (zc3Db)

***

Oh yeah ~ these D~bags are starting tabled together ~ well the rest of the pst still stands

Posted by: Publius Redux at May 11, 2017 08:49 PM (UOr6C)

438 I don't hate flip flops. Wear whatever the heck you want. Who am I to say anything I wear $20 Walmart sneakers.

Posted by: freaked at May 11, 2017 08:49 PM (BO/km)

439 Those Indian flip flops made of leather with the single ring for the big toe are the best.

Posted by: gNewt at May 11, 2017 08:47 PM (VquEu)

Flip flops don't have toe rings. Those are something ... else.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2017 08:49 PM (zc3Db)

440 Ace: re insomnia: I always have trouble sleeping when the moon is full. (No smart remarks!) I have blackout shades, use a sleep mask, still restless. So are the cats. So I sort of assign myself a task to think about and use the time. That dozing/not dozing time can be very fruitful.

Posted by: Wenda (sic) at May 11, 2017 08:49 PM (Kr0FZ)

441 394: OMG. I should have known that. I really was picturing an extra large apron of some kind.

Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2017 08:49 PM (CLKfs)

442 I remember a previous generation of men who would wear a tie to meet friends for coffee. I'm not quite like that.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 08:42 PM (hJrjt) fnord (hJrjt)

If I looked more like Daniel Craig in a suit and less like a strategically-shaved Orangutan, I would do that every day.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 11, 2017 08:50 PM (wB8Tg)

443 But if I see you in a Walmart wearing only PJ bottoms and flip flops I'm going to think you are a slob.

Posted by: freaked at May 11, 2017 08:50 PM (BO/km)

444 Those Indian flip flops made of leather with the single ring for the big toe are the best.
Posted by: gNewt at May

you mean Indian as in the subcontinent? nothing uglier and more horrifying then the feet of some 40 year old Indian guy that has been wearing sandals all day every day. cracked and dried. those guys are beyond help. should be sent to a farrier.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 08:50 PM (cPsPa)

445 Men should be forbidden from wearing flip flops. Women should be required to.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at May 11, 2017 08:51 PM (vRcUp)

446 Men should be forbidden from wearing flip flops. Women should be required to.
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino

what are you some kind of feminist?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 08:51 PM (cPsPa)

447 430. Yep. Same sorta thing with jackboots - you wet them down, smear tallow right on 'em, then march and/or walk around til they are dry. Clean 'em up, oil 'em, wrap 'em in brown paper for storage.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2017 08:52 PM (TwwWO)

448 397 Received new toy today from Son #5 - a Mossberg M590A1 Mariner. The magic 8-ball says I'm gonna burn through a case of shells this weekend like a chainsaw on it's period eating a 5 lb hunk of chocolate.
Posted by: Tonypete

So, you're gonna pick up another case tomorrow, right?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 11, 2017 08:52 PM (di1hb)

449 409 Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 11, 2017 08:38 PM (0mRoj)

Do you have flip flop tan lines on your feet? I do.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 08:42 PM (Ri/rl)

No, I don't spend enough time outside for that.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 11, 2017 08:52 PM (0mRoj)

450 I'm disgusted by the jammies in public.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 08:26 PM (Ri/rl)

--And flip flops in public more than 100 yards from a resort, pool, or natural body of water.

Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2017 08:30 PM (GsAUU)

And guys who wear baseball caps everywhere including in restaurants

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 11, 2017 08:52 PM (auHtY)

451 Flip flops are essential summer footwear.

And not those stupid fancy ones but cheap, standard flip flops.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2017 08:52 PM (zc3Db)

452 KETCHUP STAIN ON PRESIDENT'S TIE RESEMBLES FAMED GORBY BIRTHMARK. COINCIDENCE...OR MERELY A SIMILAR RANDOM EVENT? Investigation Sought.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 11, 2017 08:52 PM (Ndje9)

453 These CNN /Frum nutcase twitter followers melting down that Trump can't control himself because he has 2 scoops of ice cream are the same idiots celebrating Lena Dunham's fat rolls hanging out as empowering.

Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2017 08:52 PM (CLKfs)

454 Looking around the web, I see AllahnEddie.com has lost a massive amount of traffic starting around July of last year. From 2.5 million a month down to 1.67 million as of April. Monthly traffic down 33.9%.

Maybe they can puff up those numbers again with a daily I'm an atheist and haha all you Christcucks are reading my tripe post?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 11, 2017 08:53 PM (4ErVI)

455 395 363: What's a fat apron?
Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2017 08:37 PM (CLKfs)

====

Do. Not. Search. That. Term.
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 11, 2017 08:38 PM (HTKQp)

Also known as a "gunt."

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 11, 2017 08:53 PM (0mRoj)

456 Wagyu beef, anyone? Too bad!

Posted by: Michelle at May 11, 2017 08:54 PM (eeTCA)

457 well, were it not for my wife's sensibilities I would go everywhere in my robe.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 08:54 PM (cPsPa)

458 Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 08:47 PM (hJrjt)

The cowboys I know like their wranglers starched. And pressed. Also 4 inches too long.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 08:54 PM (Ri/rl)

459 I'm in south central Kalifornia and went to long beach when I was a teenager. We coined the phrase "mexican wet suit" for the people in blue jeans at the ocean.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 11, 2017 08:20 PM (npdX6)

Love it. When I moved to socal, I was shocked at how many people jumped in the ocean wearing cut off jeans and white t shirts and then rolled around in the sand. They looked like big fat sugar donuts.

Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2017 08:42 PM

I can't judge. I've done that sort of thing often in the summer... more than that. Usually overalls. It can be a matter of life or death on remote beaches with the jellyfish.

Posted by: otho at May 11, 2017 08:54 PM (lmIoG)

460 And guys who wear baseball caps everywhere including in restaurants

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 11, 2017 08:52 PM (auHtY)

Cut them a break. They're just trying to hide their bald spots.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2017 08:54 PM (zc3Db)

461 Damn, no hockey tonight.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 11, 2017 08:55 PM (qJhUV)

462 I would like to see a YouTube of that CNN clip interspersed with Fonzie on water skis about to make a jump...

Posted by: LASue at May 11, 2017 08:55 PM (CLKfs)

463 And guys who wear baseball caps everywhere including in restaurants
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 11, 2017 08:52 PM (auHtY)

Don't get me started on those assholes.

Posted by: Tony Soprano at May 11, 2017 08:55 PM (GsAUU)

464 This is an emergency announcement from your local emergency management agency, please follow these instructions to protect yourself and your family from urgent dangerous conditions:

google fat apron

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 08:55 PM (cPsPa)

465 457. Like Vincent 'the Chin' Gigante? Laying the groundwork for an insanity defense - very wise.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2017 08:56 PM (TwwWO)

466 I wish we'd get more of the policy stuff, like the wall, OCare repeal, etc. but this is kind of fun. At this rate, all the liberals will be dead of apoplexy before the year is out.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 11, 2017 08:56 PM (vRcUp)

467 You still suck and you suck --hard.

If I was a dude or gay--I'd almost be interested.

Jeezuz you ran with this ball of chud---"I'm going to build a wall and Mexico is going to pay for it!" And now you are

*shocked* he's a liar or a bad liar.

Hell this "recommendation" shit is such small potatoes in the grand scheme of things.

It's lawyer crap. You probably almost got through law school so it doesn't look like a "recommendation" to you but to us bien peasants or whatever the fuck it looked like a recommendation, it smelled like one and ....

Screw it.

So what? In the slew of attacks on Trump he looked for another person in favor of firing Comey instead of ALL the DAMN DEMOCRATS.

Oy. I was the last person on this damn Trump train and I think you are --frankly you are sucking hard.

If I was a dude and/or gay I'd almost be interested.

Posted by: Holmes at May 11, 2017 08:57 PM (v2JGC)

468 Fuck

Posted by: Holmes at May 11, 2017 08:58 PM (v2JGC)

469 And guys who wear baseball caps everywhere including in restaurants
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 11, 2017 08:52 PM (auHtY)
Don't get me started on those assholes.
Posted by: Tony Soprano at May 11, 2017 08:55 PM (GsAUU)

Guys who wear an 8 year old's hat anywhere have not grown up.

Or they are bald. Or both.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 11, 2017 08:59 PM (5VlCp)

470 Merovign, could be worse. Could resemble a strategically shaven Pee-Wee Herman.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2017 08:59 PM (7yftv)

471 Better lay off the 7% solution there, Holmes.

Posted by: Dr. Watson at May 11, 2017 08:59 PM (0deF2)

472 Holmes left gender fluid all over 467

pull on your wellies

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 11, 2017 09:00 PM (C+CrK)

473 Sherlock could always buy my book instead

http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B071NQQMPK

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2017 09:00 PM (7yftv)

474 Why cut off their limbs? Just toss them.

Sadam dressed one guy up like Superman before he was tossed off the top of a building. That is some dark humor.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 11, 2017 08:27 PM (hVdx9)

I figured it would increase the terminal velocity. Less stuff flapping in the wind.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
****

Excellent point. And here I was thinking of the mess instead of the aerodynamic gains.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 11, 2017 09:00 PM (hVdx9)

475 469 And guys who wear baseball caps everywhere including in restaurants
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 11, 2017 08:52 PM (auHtY)
Don't get me started on those assholes.
Posted by: Tony Soprano at May 11, 2017 08:55 PM (GsAUU)

Guys who wear an 8 year old's hat anywhere have not grown up.

Or they are bald. Or both.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 11, 2017 08:59 PM (5VlCp)

My husband wears a hat every day because he works outside. He wears it in restaurants during the day, but never at night. Or church.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 09:00 PM (Ri/rl)

476 "Watch how excellent of a press sec Sarah Huckabee Sanders is:"

That exchange was like a chess match. She perfectly lured the press douchenozel and then Bitch Slapped him with facts. All while being completely ladylike.

Posted by: Minnesotan at May 11, 2017 09:01 PM (Fz5yy)

477 Do you have flip flop tan lines on your feet? I do.

I do too.

Posted by: no good deed at May 11, 2017 09:02 PM (hJamr)

478 Who's in there with you, Holmes? You're talking to someone, and they seem to be responding!

Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2017 09:02 PM (NBHj5)

479 Hadn't thought about those Indian flip flop/sandals in years - went to Amazon - They aren't what they used to be.

Note to self: when in big city search out ethnic shopping areas.

Posted by: gNewt at May 11, 2017 09:02 PM (VquEu)

480 Holmes seems a bit rabid.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 11, 2017 09:02 PM (hVdx9)

481 I just got here.

DO NOT GOOGLE FAT APRON.

Trust me this one time.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 11, 2017 09:02 PM (tSLhf)

482 Posted by: Holmes at May 11, 2017 08:57 PM (v2JGC)

Reading your post my first thought was, what a lovely lady.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 09:02 PM (Ri/rl)

483
The ten percent solution seems to be a bit too strong for you, old boy. Might I suggest six percent?

Posted by: Dr Watson at May 11, 2017 09:03 PM (quw2O)

484 CNN BREAKING: "The strawberries that's... that's where we had him. They laughed at us and made jokes but we proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist!"

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 11, 2017 09:03 PM (Ndje9)

485 Sure, technically you can wear white after Memorial Day, But you should NOT wear white after Chipotle's Tuesdays!

Posted by: Hillary! at May 11, 2017 09:03 PM (NBHj5)

486 Katie, come back to me. I am a dude, and I'm gay.

Posted by: Tom Cruise at May 11, 2017 09:03 PM (vRcUp)

487 Oy. I was the last person on this damn Trump train and I think you are --frankly you are sucking hard.

If I was a dude and/or gay I'd almost be interested.
Posted by: Holmes at May 11, 2017 08:57 PM (v2JGC)

You must have wanted Hillary BAD.

Before you turn in tonight, better go outside and make sure your "hate has no home here" sign is still in good condition.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 11, 2017 09:03 PM (TdMsT)

488 Insomnia is not about something you need to take to get to sleep.

It's about something or things that you need to cut out of your life.

Posted by: RKae at May 11, 2017 09:04 PM (i3rHh)

489 I just got here.

DO NOT GOOGLE FAT APRON.

Trust me this one time.
Posted by: Country Boy

sure, everyone knows you are hording the fat apron goodness for yourself.

google fat apron or don't, it is your loss

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 09:04 PM (cPsPa)

490
Shit.

Not only am I late to the obvious joke, I get the percentage wrong.

I'm such a fucktard.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2017 09:04 PM (quw2O)

491 Posted by: Holmes at May 11, 2017 08:57 PM (v2JGC)

No clue about what's going on there.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 11, 2017 09:05 PM (qJhUV)

492 No clue about what's going on there.

Posted by: tu3031 at May

makes more sense after you google fat apron

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 09:06 PM (cPsPa)

493 Holmes knows where that 147-proof Canadian gin is

Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2017 09:06 PM (NBHj5)

494 My husband wears a hat every day because he works outside. He wears it in restaurants during the day, but never at night. Or church.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 09:00 PM (Ri/rl)

Sorry Cali......as our former faux president was oft to exclaim, let me be clear. You husband sounds like a great guy.....working outside in any form any type of cover is acceptable.

Assholes who wear a baseball cap as a fashion accessory are 8 year olds.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 11, 2017 09:07 PM (5VlCp)

495 141 No I *did* think she was cute, back when she was cute.

What I love is that she is no longer cute.

I'm not a nice person. I enjoy things like this.

Posted by: ace

Erin Go Blah

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 11, 2017 09:07 PM (wTwJ2)

496 No clue about what's going on there.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 11, 2017 09:05 PM (qJhUV)

=======

ssshhhh....he's rolling.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 11, 2017 09:07 PM (HTKQp)

497 michael moores' fat apron reaces his shins. guess chafing is a real bitch for the fat, lazy fuck. whrn he's not going around exploding toilets.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 11, 2017 09:07 PM (KP5rU)

498 Merovign, could be worse. Could resemble a strategically shaven Pee-Wee Herman.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2017 08:59 PM (7yftv) fnord (7yftv)

HAHAHA

http://www.media4.hw-static.com/wp-content/uploads/3568044.jpg

Damit.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 11, 2017 09:07 PM (wB8Tg)

499 then somehow soak them and keep wearing them until they dry out. Something like that

No, no, no. You can just wear them until you break them in or you can steam them over boiling water until they are warm and put them on. You don't just soak them. You'll ruin them.

Posted by: no good deed at May 11, 2017 09:08 PM (hJamr)

500 476 "Watch how excellent of a press sec Sarah Huckabee Sanders is:"

That exchange was like a chess match. She perfectly lured the press douchenozel and then Bitch Slapped him with facts. All while being completely ladylike.

Posted by: Minnesotan at May 11, 2017 09:01 PM (Fz5yy)

--It was almost a mirror image of Trump's smackdown of Rosie O'Donnell just over ten years ago.

Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2017 09:08 PM (GsAUU)

501 Sorry Cali......as our former faux president was oft to exclaim, let me be clear. You husband sounds like a great guy.....working outside in any form any type of cover is acceptable.

Assholes who wear a baseball cap as a fashion accessory are 8 year olds.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May

your willingness to make controversial categorical statements is commendable but I have a feeling you are going to be comforted by the courage of your convictions and the courage of your convictions alone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 09:08 PM (cPsPa)

502 This would never happen if Hilalry would have won. She would hae established an Ice Cream Civil Rights Office in the Justice Department to ensure everybody got their fair share of ice cream. Especial donors. They are to be treated extra fair.

Posted by: Ripley at May 11, 2017 09:09 PM (NbRJx)

503 I hate the look of skinny suit pants that stop above the ankle bone.

Oh and I've been seeing guys with ball caps pulled over the tops of their ears. Since when is that a thing? It looks retarded.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 09:09 PM (hJrjt)

504 My best friend wrote a song about a guy he knew with a fat apron. One of the lines was "There's something in the way that he walks / Why does his stomach touch the tips of his socks?"

Posted by: josephistan at May 11, 2017 09:10 PM (ANIFC)

505 494; guess i'm an eight year old then. body hair is not a fashion accessory either.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 11, 2017 09:10 PM (KP5rU)

506 No, no, no. You can just wear them until you break them in or you can steam them over boiling water until they are warm and put them on. You don't just soak them. You'll ruin them.

Posted by: no good deed

Wait ... what are we talking about here?

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at May 11, 2017 09:10 PM (vRcUp)

507 We've secretly replaced Holmes' normal anti-psychotic meds with rich crystal meth. Let's see if he notices......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2017 09:11 PM (TwwWO)

508 504 My best friend wrote a song about a guy he knew with a fat apron. One of the lines was "There's something in the way that he walks / Why does his stomach touch the tips of his socks?"
Posted by: josephistan at May 11, 2017 09:10 PM (ANIFC)

LOL

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 09:11 PM (hJrjt)

509 And people wonder why in the future, fashion sense is not part of the Voit-Kampf test for skin-jobs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2017 09:11 PM (7yftv)

510 Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at May 11, 2017 09:10 PM (vRcUp)

OMG, hilarious!!!

Posted by: no good deed at May 11, 2017 09:11 PM (hJamr)

511 Oh and I've been seeing guys with ball caps pulled over the tops of their ears. Since when is that a thing? It looks retarded.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 09:09 PM (hJrjt)

======

Those are the same dudes who keep the bills or their cap straight and don't round them

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 11, 2017 09:11 PM (HTKQp)

512 502 This would never happen if Hilalry would have won. She would hae established an Ice Cream Civil Rights Office in the Justice Department to ensure everybody got their fair share of ice cream. Especial donors. They are to be treated extra fair.
Posted by: Ripley at May 11, 2017 09:09 PM (NbRJx)

I don't believe there is ice cream in The Camps.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 11, 2017 09:11 PM (TdMsT)

513 you know, beta theta pis love them some fat apron during the elephant walk.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 09:12 PM (cPsPa)

514 Let me be clear. I only wear cowboy boots for one week a year so I am very far from an expert.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 09:12 PM (hJrjt)

515 Wow Merovign, Pee-Wee now just looks some corporate clone in a suit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2017 09:12 PM (7yftv)

516 We've secretly replaced Holmes' normal anti-psychotic meds with rich crystal meth. Let's see if he notices......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2017 09:11 PM (TwwWO)

And daughter H keeps asking why I keep coming back to this site...

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 11, 2017 09:12 PM (gwPgz)

517 this. they look like goobers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 11, 2017 09:12 PM (KP5rU)

518
Wait ... what are we talking about here?
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow

fat aprons, google it

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 09:13 PM (cPsPa)

519 Respite in the storm:

Sarah Huckabee's young son blows past Trump to get to mom caught on video

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2017 09:13 PM (udajc)

520 507 We've secretly replaced Holmes' normal anti-psychotic meds with rich crystal meth. Let's see if he notices......
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2017 09:11 PM (TwwWO)

Isn't there a rule that you have to get your meds straight before you comment on AOSHQ?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 11, 2017 09:13 PM (TdMsT)

521 511 Oh and I've been seeing guys with ball caps pulled over the tops of their ears. Since when is that a thing? It looks retarded.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 09:09 PM (hJrjt)

======

Those are the same dudes who keep the bills or their cap straight and don't round them
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 11, 2017 09:11 PM (HTKQp)

Which is one of the reasons I don't like Colin Kaperdyck. Shallow, I know.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 09:13 PM (hJrjt)

522 Those are the same dudes who keep the bills or their cap straight and don't round them
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 11, 2017 09:11 PM (HTKQp)

I also notice they don't take the sticker off the bill. That may be a cholo thing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 09:13 PM (Ri/rl)

523 Look at all this proof the FBI might have about Russian hacking:
---
A Russian man wanted by the Justice Department on charges connected to hacking U.S. companies now claims the FBI offered him immunity in exchange for accepting responsibility for cyberattacks targeting former Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton.

FBI agents promised Mr. Nikulin money, American citizenship and a free apartment for taking the fall over hacking Mrs. Clinton's campaign, he alleged in a letter published Thursday by Nastoyashchoe Vremya, a Russian-language website.

http://tinyurl.com/medjzre
---
I tell you, we should have trusted the intelligence community that they had the goods and knew what they were talking about--even if they were going to have to make the goods on demand.

Posted by: Axeman at May 11, 2017 09:14 PM (2mC6G)

524
Isn't there a rule that you have to get your meds straight before you comment on AOSHQ?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 11, 2017 09:13 PM (TdMsT)

Unless you're commenting from the Mirror Universe.

Posted by: josephistan at May 11, 2017 09:14 PM (ANIFC)

525 As far as ball cap...no curve, no cool. Hardball rules.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 11, 2017 09:15 PM (tfJwt)

526 518
Wait ... what are we talking about here?
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow

fat aprons, google it
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 09:13 PM (cPsPa)

You are just dying to traumatize someone. I learned my lesson with zombie.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 09:15 PM (Ri/rl)

527 Y5, keep pushing that apron and I will find the link to the My Little Pony butt-plugs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2017 09:16 PM (7yftv)

528 I also notice they don't take the sticker off the bill. That may be a cholo thing.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May

nah, it is a hood thang. so is leaving the label on th esleeve of a suit jacket.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 09:16 PM (cPsPa)

529 Well I don't know about 2 scoops of ice cream, but I do know he loves himself some nice crispy fried chicken!

Posted by: Colonel Sanders at May 11, 2017 09:16 PM (n3hky)

530 Oh and I've been seeing guys with ball caps pulled over the tops of their ears. Since when is that a thing? It looks retarded.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 09:09 PM (hJrjt)

I pasted this f-ing idiot on the road tonight. He was wearing a baseball cap but he had on a hoodie with the hood covering it and the bill barely visible. What is the point of wearing a baseball cap if you're going to cover it with a hood? And it was about 60 degrees so it wasn't cold

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 11, 2017 09:16 PM (auHtY)

531 Oh and I've been seeing guys with ball caps pulled over the tops of their ears. Since when is that a thing? It looks retarded.

Those are the same dudes who keep the bills or their cap straight and don't round them

I think that's the MS-13 look.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 11, 2017 09:16 PM (qJhUV)

532 I think there's a story out there somewhere about doctors finding a ham sandwich in someone's fat apron.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 09:16 PM (hJrjt)

533 525 As far as ball cap...no curve, no cool. Hardball rules.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 11, 2017 09:15 PM (tfJwt)

I wear a baseball hat outside and I have to bend the brim. I never played baseball.
I think it looks better.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 09:16 PM (Ri/rl)

534 520. I sure as hell hope not.

**breaks into Bill Wynn's medicine cabinet, swaps pills at random from bottle to bottle.**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2017 09:16 PM (TwwWO)

535 fat apron; just think of michael moore in a speedo.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 11, 2017 09:16 PM (KP5rU)

536 Rowar:

@BurbankPD 13m

EXCLUSIVE Video: Burbank PD finds a BEAR in Wildwood Cyn - uses helicopter and officers to scare it back into the hillside away from hikers.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2017 09:16 PM (udajc)

537 Some of those ball caps (with the flat bill and some kind of emblem on the bill) can go for $400 and up.

It's a status/bling thing.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 11, 2017 09:16 PM (wTwJ2)

538 You are just dying to traumatize someone. I learned my lesson with zombie.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May

hell if I know, I never googled it

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 09:16 PM (cPsPa)

539 nah, it is a hood thang. so is leaving the label on th esleeve of a suit jacket.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 09:16 PM (cPsPa)

It's a Minnie Pearl tribute

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 11, 2017 09:17 PM (auHtY)

540 nah, it is a hood thang. so is leaving the label on th esleeve of a suit jacket.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 09:16 PM (cPsPa)

I always tell them, you forgot to take the sticker off. They ignore me. Here I think I'm doing them a favor. Like they have the tag on a shirt.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 09:18 PM (Ri/rl)

541 532: that was a female in the e.r. think she was therevforbhervfifth heart attack..

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 11, 2017 09:18 PM (KP5rU)

542 532
I think there's a story out there somewhere about doctors finding a ham sandwich in someone's fat apron.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods

Dead cat. I wish I was joking.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 11, 2017 09:18 PM (wTwJ2)

543 I wish we'd get more of the policy stuff, like the wall, OCare repeal, etc. but this is kind of fun. At this rate, all the liberals will be dead of apoplexy before the year is out.

I've always been onboard with the idea of the wall being more figurative than literal. It's not as important a physical wall be built than just a dedication to actual immigration enforcement.
Well...wasn't there a story just in the past week about illegal crossings plummeting? The message has been sent and received. I'm curious why Trump didn't take to Twitter to promote that story.

Posted by: gewa76 at May 11, 2017 09:18 PM (f4GSC)

544 It's a Minnie Pearl tribute
Posted by: TheQuietMan

heh.

first time I saw someone with the label on their sleeve I was on the subway one morning. I actually leaned over and whispered to the guy that he had the label on his sleeve.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 09:19 PM (cPsPa)

545 Isn't there a rule that you have to get your meds straight before you comment on AOSHQ?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
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God I hope not.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2017 09:19 PM (tr2D7)

546 hell if I know, I never googled it
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 09:16 PM (cPsPa)

I vote for you to be the guinea pig.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 09:19 PM (Ri/rl)

547 542 532
I think there's a story out there somewhere about doctors finding a ham sandwich in someone's fat apron.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods

Dead cat. I wish I was joking.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 11, 2017 09:18 PM (wTwJ2)

I think Michael Moore has the corpse of Hugo Chavez in there.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 09:19 PM (hJrjt)

548 Isn't there a rule that you have to get your meds straight before you comment on AOSHQ?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 11, 2017 09:13 PM (TdMsT)
=========================

Oh crap I hope not.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 11, 2017 09:19 PM (dFi94)

549 Some of those ball caps (with the flat bill and some kind of emblem on the bill) can go for $400 and up.

It's a status/bling thing.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 11, 2017 09:16 PM (wTwJ2)

And, if they're really cool, they'll be wearing those $1400 destroyed, piece of shit used sneakers.

It ain't easy being fashionable.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2017 09:19 PM (zc3Db)

550 Y5, keep pushing that apron and I will find the link to the My Little Pony butt-plugs.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May

heh. that is actually doubly funny

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 09:21 PM (cPsPa)

551 474 Why cut off their limbs? Just toss them.

Sadam dressed one guy up like Superman before he was tossed off the top of a building. That is some dark humor.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 11, 2017 08:27 PM (hVdx9)

I figured it would increase the terminal velocity. Less stuff flapping in the wind.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
****

Excellent point. And here I was thinking of the mess instead of the aerodynamic gains.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 11, 2017 09:00 PM (hVdx9)

No Capes!

Posted by: Edna Mode.... at May 11, 2017 09:21 PM (NgKpN)

552 It's a Minnie Pearl tribute

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 11, 2017 09:17 PM (auHtY)
=========================

I met her once. Nice lady.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 11, 2017 09:21 PM (dFi94)

553 If you've ever watched an episode of My 600 lb Life, you've seen a fat apron (panniculus).

Posted by: no good deed at May 11, 2017 09:21 PM (hJamr)

554 545 Isn't there a rule that you have to get your meds straight before you comment on AOSHQ?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian

You didn't know they gave us mental patients internet?

/s

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 09:21 PM (Ri/rl)

555 CHELSEA CLINTON: "MY MOM SHARES HER ICE CREAM WITH PEOPLE OF COLOR. THAT'S WHY SHE CARRIES HOT SAUCE AND DIAZPAM PENS IN HER PURSE." Melting...

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 11, 2017 09:21 PM (Ndje9)

556 494; guess i'm an eight year old then. body hair is not a fashion accessory either.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 11, 2017 09:10 PM (KP5rU)

Yup...whatever works for you have at it. As far as body hair, I accept it as a precious gift from God.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 11, 2017 09:22 PM (5VlCp)

557 I always tell them, you forgot to take the sticker off. They ignore me. Here I think I'm doing them a favor. Like they have the tag on a shirt.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May

heh. did that on the subway too. guy was good natured about it , said he wanted it there and everyone was doing it these days.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 09:22 PM (cPsPa)

558 nah, it is a hood thang. so is leaving the label on th esleeve of a suit jacket.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 09:16 PM (cPsPa)

It's a Minnie Pearl tribute

-
I didn't even know Minnie Pearl was street.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 11, 2017 09:22 PM (Nwg0u)

559
I've always been onboard with the idea of the wall being more figurative than literal. It's not as important a physical wall be built than just a dedication to actual immigration enforcement.
Well...wasn't there a story just in the past week about illegal crossings plummeting? The message has been sent and received. I'm curious why Trump didn't take to Twitter to promote that story.
Posted by: gewa76

All of the above.

The wall isn't a commitment to a physical barrier of fencing and concrete; it's a commitment to carrying out one simple part of border control.

If Congress and the Feds can't or won't do it, it's just another example of why they are anathema to the safety and security of the American people.

Crossings; anecdotal stuff on Breitbart if curious.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2017 09:22 PM (udajc)

560 first time I saw someone with the label on their sleeve I was on the subway one morning. I actually leaned over and whispered to the guy that he had the label on his sleeve.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 09:19 PM (cPsPa)

Did he thank you and remove it or ignore you?

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 09:23 PM (Ri/rl)

561 everybody knows the best butt plugs are peruvian. shep said so.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 11, 2017 09:23 PM (KP5rU)

562 And, if they're really cool, they'll be wearing those $1400 destroyed, piece of shit used sneakers.

It ain't easy being fashionable.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

then there is the whole vintage sneaker thing

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 09:23 PM (cPsPa)

563 532 I think there's a story out there somewhere about doctors finding a ham sandwich in someone's fat apron.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 09:16 PM (hJrjt)

A friend of mine worked as an EMT & one time he had to apply the defib paddles to a large, large woman. When he lifted one of her breasts up, a sandwich fell out.

Posted by: josephistan at May 11, 2017 09:24 PM (ANIFC)

564 548 Isn't there a rule that you have to get your meds straight before you comment on AOSHQ?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 11, 2017 09:13 PM (TdMsT)
=========================

Oh crap I hope not.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 11, 2017 09:19 PM (dFi94)

Grammy-- long time no see!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 11, 2017 09:24 PM (TdMsT)

565 Did he thank you and remove it or ignore you?
Posted by: CaliGirl

the suit guy just said something like yeah I want it on. he was also reasonably nice about it.

ah the subway.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 09:25 PM (cPsPa)

566 I have nothing against ball caps, as long as they are worn with the bill to the front, as God and Man intended.

Turning the bill backwards can be permitted under special circumstances, such as actually playing baseball, or if you are a geologist using a hand lens to study a rock specimen, and the bill blocks the sunlight. But in that case, we turn the bill around the right way as soon as said specimen is declared to be heaverite, and tossed away.

Posted by: Dr. Watson at May 11, 2017 09:25 PM (0deF2)

567 heh. did that on the subway too. guy was good natured about it , said he wanted it there and everyone was doing it these days.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 09:22 PM (cPsPa)

Was he a cholo? Because that's who I see wearing the stickers on the hats.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 09:26 PM (Ri/rl)

568 545 Isn't there a rule that you have to get your meds straight before you comment on AOSHQ?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
---
God I hope not.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2017 09:19 PM (tr2D7)

Only if by Meds you mean Mass Quantities of Value Right....

Posted by: Beldar at May 11, 2017 09:26 PM (NgKpN)

569 566 I have nothing against ball caps, as long as they are worn with the bill to the front, as God and Man intended.

Turning the bill backwards can be permitted under special circumstances, such as actually playing baseball, or if you are a geologist using a hand lens to study a rock specimen, and the bill blocks the sunlight. But in that case, we turn the bill around the right way as soon as said specimen is declared to be heaverite, and tossed away.
Posted by: Dr. Watson at May 11, 2017 09:25 PM (0deF2)

I will turn my cap backwards when I'm taking photographs with a regular type camera, not a phone.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 09:27 PM (hJrjt)

570 Turning the hat backwards sometimes helps with cheek weld.
Tis a shooting thing.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 11, 2017 09:27 PM (hVdx9)

571
I think that I first learned of this here -- the @sean_spicier Twitter feed is some world class trolling. Worth a look for some great laughs.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2017 09:27 PM (pNxlR)

572 Posted by: Dr. Watson at May 11, 2017 09:25 PM (0deF2)

I will turn my cap backwards when I'm taking photographs with a regular type camera, not a phone.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 09:27 PM (hJrjt)

I turn my hat backwards when I look through a scope.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 09:27 PM (Ri/rl)

573 Grammy-- long time no see!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 11, 2017 09:24 PM (TdMsT)
=============================

I'm in and out most days. Probably more out than in for the time-being. People moving. People getting married. People visiting. People wanting me to do this and that and the other. Ace is my down-time.

Hope you are doing well.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 11, 2017 09:28 PM (dFi94)

574 heh. did that on the subway too. guy was good natured about it , said he wanted it there and everyone was doing it these days.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 09:22 PM (cPsPa)

Was he a cholo? Because that's who I see wearing the stickers on the hats.
Posted by: CaliGirl

hat guy was hispanic, suit guy was black. in ny those are black, hispanic thing, mostly but probably popular with anyone down with their culture.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 09:28 PM (cPsPa)

575 567; caligirl, i'm a dumbass cheesehead. what in the hell is cholo?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 11, 2017 09:28 PM (KP5rU)

576 Oh and I've been seeing guys with ball caps pulled over the tops of their ears. Since when is that a thing?

Not to mention the "Lil' Rascals" angle of the bill.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2017 09:28 PM (FOnk+)

577 67; caligirl, i'm a dumbass cheesehead. what in the hell is cholo?
Posted by: chavez the hugo

it is hispanic for chav

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 09:29 PM (cPsPa)

578 575 567; caligirl, i'm a dumbass cheesehead. what in the hell is cholo?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 11, 2017 09:28 PM (KP5rU)

Gang banger mexican. The girlfriends are rukas.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 09:29 PM (Ri/rl)

579 And the fat woman who lived on the toilet so long the lid had to be surgically removed.

She'd grown around it - absorbed it as a tree absorbs a knot.

Posted by: gNewt at May 11, 2017 09:30 PM (VquEu)

580 I'll bet that tyrant Trump even makes the piss-boy stay for the shake!

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 11, 2017 09:30 PM (3JQ/p)

581 578; thank you.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 11, 2017 09:30 PM (KP5rU)

582 573 Grammy-- long time no see!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 11, 2017 09:24 PM (TdMsT)
=============================

I'm in and out most days. Probably more out than in for the time-being. People moving. People getting married. People visiting. People wanting me to do this and that and the other. Ace is my down-time.

Hope you are doing well.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 11, 2017 09:28 PM (dFi94)

It's a busy time right now for sure. Hours and hours in the yard. Tomorrow babysitting out of town for two of my grandchildren.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 11, 2017 09:31 PM (TdMsT)

583 I started watching something on NetFlix about a super obese man getting married. He went to the wedding on the back of flat bed truck.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 09:31 PM (hJrjt)

584 Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2017 09:22 PM (udajc)

The thing is a physical wall is hard to undo, an EO is like dust in the wind, and legislation can be ignored for decades!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 11, 2017 09:31 PM (gwPgz)

585 funniest kimberly guilfoyle moment is when geraldo rivera said she was a gangbanging former district attorney. she nearly fell out of her chair.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 09:32 PM (cPsPa)

586 hat guy was hispanic, suit guy was black. in ny those are black, hispanic thing, mostly but probably popular with anyone down with their culture.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 09:28 PM (cPsPa)

The most hood type people I come into contact with are cholos.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 09:33 PM (Ri/rl)

587 The most hood type people I come into contact with are cholos.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May

interesting. the hood types I encounter on the subway are usually pretty tame since it is daytime in manhattan.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 09:34 PM (cPsPa)

588 Oh and I've been seeing guys with ball caps pulled over the tops of their ears. Since when is that a thing? It looks retarded.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 09:09 PM

Might be due to the fit. Those caps don't quite fit right when the bill is flat and new. If said wearers wanted to ensure the bill remained fashionably flat they may have gotten an oversize.

Posted by: otho at May 11, 2017 09:36 PM (lmIoG)

589 577 67; caligirl, i'm a dumbass cheesehead. what in the hell is cholo?
Posted by: chavez the hugo

it is hispanic for chav
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2017 09:29 PM (cPsPa)

Heh. Good one.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at May 11, 2017 09:36 PM (sdi6R)

590 Not a lot of hood types in southern Alberta. Mind you those Mormon gangs can be kind of scary with their white shirts and neck ties.

Calgary has had some pretty tough Vietnamese gangs. I've never crossed paths with them.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 09:36 PM (hJrjt)

591 ONT is hood--and I was FIRST!!!

(Jumping up and down screaming like a girl)

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 11, 2017 09:37 PM (TdMsT)

592 NOOD that is. (Auto cucumber)

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 11, 2017 09:38 PM (TdMsT)

593
Might be due to the fit. Those caps don't quite fit right when the bill is flat and new. If said wearers wanted to ensure the bill remained fashionably flat they may have gotten an oversize.
Posted by: otho at May 11, 2017 09:36 PM (lmIoG)

The guy I saw today was wearing a fitted cap so maybe it was a matter of fit.
I would find it very irritating to have something over my ears like that.
My granddaughter used to like to hold my ear when I read to her. That didn't bother me.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 11, 2017 09:38 PM (hJrjt)

594 >>Pence can have fruit if he wants. He's the Vice President, for God's sake.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Hell, I got plenty of fruits when I was President.

Posted by: Barry at May 11, 2017 09:39 PM (/Nite)

595 570 Turning the hat backwards sometimes helps with cheek weld.
Tis a shooting thing.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer

Shooting a Dragon, too

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 11, 2017 09:40 PM (di1hb)

596 Let me see, the White House staff knows the President and Vice President's personal preferences.

Isn't that what they are supposed to know?

I mean, when I worked in our Governor's office 30 years ago, the Governor's Mansion staff all knew the personal preferences of the Governor and his family.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 11, 2017 09:42 PM (1JnAL)

597 >>everybody knows the best butt plugs are peruvian. shep said so.

Posted by: chavez the hugo

True. I can introduce you to him if you want.

Posted by: Shep at May 11, 2017 09:54 PM (/Nite)

598 they seem amazed that waitstaff that have served Trump before and been tipped by him before are so attentive. what it explains frum, is that you are Canadian. you guys have a reputation in the service industry.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at May 11, 2017 10:07 PM (nFwvY)

599 EMERGENCY-ish
Just noticed that your sidebar link to SondraK/Knowledge is Power is out of date.
It's sondrakistan.com
The Sondrak is one word, an old nickname she said, pronounced like it's spelled.
You're welcome.

Posted by: DougM at May 11, 2017 10:10 PM (p3oPt)

600 I'm having three scoops of ice cream right now, which by media logic makes me God Emperor of the Universe.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at May 11, 2017 10:43 PM (SIVRK)

601 There was just a single car rollover on one of our ranches. Some dumb girl lost control and was upside down in our lettuce field. Then the air ambulance landed in the middle of the field.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2017 11:07 PM (Ri/rl)

602 Ketchup does not belong on a hot dog. Nor does it belong on eggs.

Ketchup belongs on burgers and fries.

That is all.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers bullpen sucks at May 11, 2017 11:07 PM (P8951)

603 Ketchup on fries is bourgeois.
Pacific Northwest choice of the proletariat is tartar sauce.

Posted by: Deacon Blues formerly known as whatmeworry at May 11, 2017 11:17 PM (dZGNV)

604 "Nobody, I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hotdog."
After the Pledge Of Allegiance, that is my number 2 oath.

Posted by: Corona at May 11, 2017 11:38 PM (HTtBL)

605 Pacific Northwest choice of the proletariat is tartar sauce.
Posted by: Deacon Blues formerly known as whatmeworry at May 11, 2017 11:17 PM (dZGNV)

On fries?!?!?!?

Be fucking serious...................

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at May 11, 2017 11:55 PM (EjfPg)

606 Mustrad on burgers, dogs, and fries. Been that way since I was a kid many decades ago. I go tart and tangy, not sweet. I also enjoy the comments at ace landia.

Posted by: colfax mingo at May 11, 2017 11:56 PM (FLjWH)

607 Mustrad on burgers

Yeah, whatever. Barbarian.

dogs

....as it should be.

and fries.

Just kill yourself. For humanity.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at May 12, 2017 12:00 AM (EjfPg)

608 Deplorable Flyover,

I am flyover born and breed. Kill yourself with your syrupy sweet ketchup. ;-)

Posted by: colfax mingo at May 12, 2017 12:07 AM (FLjWH)

609 David Frum, you seem like the type to spy on blogs that take your name in vain. So if you happen to be reading this:

You once said that the ylesson of Cinco de Mayo was that only an army could repel invaders, instead of the cowardly wannabes of the NRA who never served.

Please, PLEASE say to my face that I didn't serve in the Marines, chicken shit.

Posted by: Ken at May 12, 2017 02:18 AM (I3aCq)

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