"Hate Crime" Reported on By Washington Post 15 Times Turns Out to Be, Get This, a Hoax; Washington Post Refuses to Run a New Story On the Hate Hoax

Old news, but whatever:

Shortly after the election last year the media became obsessed with a rise in reported hate crimes. One incident which was widely reported at the time involved a church in Bean Blossom, Indiana which had been spray-painted with a swastika and the phrase "Heil Trump." A slur for gay people was also painted on the church. This week police revealed the crime was actually a "false flag" carried out by the church's own organist, who is himself gay.

In its initial report on the incident, the Washington Post quoted Rev. Kelsey Hutto on her decision to leave the graffiti in place for a few weeks. "It's no secret that the atmosphere of hatred has kind of permeated the nation right now," Hutto told the Post. According to the Daily Caller, the Post mentioned the incident in 15 separate stories.

Although this is now four days old, it remains unreported by the Washington Post as a freestanding, new news story.

A google search for the Washington Post fails to disclose the name of the hoaxer ("George Nathaniel Stang"). A search of the Washington Post's own records turns up only this -- quite down the page, which is where they want it to be:


Acts of Faith

This Indiana church was defaced with "HEIL TRUMP" graffiti -- and is keeping it

By Sarah Larimer

November 15, 2016

Note the headline remains at the Washington Post. Also note the date-- from six months ago. This is their original story -- they just added an update to it. Without changing the headline to "HOAX "HATE" INCIDENT IN INDIANA" or whatever.



Update May 8, 2017: The Brown County Prosecutor’s Office charged George Nathaniel Stang with institutional criminal mischief, following a lengthy investigation. Stang, 26, was the organist at St. David’s Episcopal Church, according to a news release. "Stang stated that he wanted to mobilize a movement after being disappointed in and fearful of the outcome of the national election," the release stated.

That's the only Washington Post reportage on it -- adding an update to a six month old story that no one will see unless they search really hard (I didn't find it on my first look, as I was expecting it to be, you know, in the past week).

And they kept the headline intact.

And the rest of the story, too, it appears, though I wouldn't bet against stealth deletions.



Published on Nov. 15, 2016:

The Rev. Kelsey Hutto said she learned about the graffiti from an organist, who had arrived at St. David’s Episcopal Church on Sunday morning.

Hutto called the authorities and went to the central Indiana church herself, where she saw what had been spray-painted on its walls.

"HEIL TRUMP," read one message.

Etc. The rest of the story is just the same from November 15, 2016, same narrative, same panic about an explosion of hate crimes.

It's just -- the entire thing was false from the start.

And they just added this "update" to a flagrantly wrong story today, despite the fact this broke last week. And they still haven't given this story its own, you know, story. Just a parenthetical update to a long-buried story they hope no one will see.

Democracy Dies in Darkness, doesn't it?

Posted by: Ace at 07:05 PM




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1 Close Tags?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 08, 2017 06:59 PM (6gk0M)

2 When the end comes it won't be pretty.

Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2017 06:59 PM (zLDYs)

3 Slap got me

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2017 06:59 PM (Ot7+c)

4 "Follow-up dies in narrative"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2017 07:00 PM (NOIQH)

5 My Save Tags are there for all of your protection.

...you're welcome.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 08, 2017 07:00 PM (6gk0M)

6 Fake but real

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2017 07:00 PM (Ot7+c)

7 Note the headline remains at the Washington Post.

Because most of their 'readers' don't read past the first paragraph before they start posting the article all over social media. The headline gets recirculated over and over. And thus a meme is reinforced.

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2017 07:01 PM (kD8Fh)

8
Any relation to the great Arnold Stang? The world wonders . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2017 07:01 PM (mbhDw)

9 But, hey, it was kinda truthy? Right?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2017 07:02 PM (NXsWM)

10 I think they just didn't want to run the headline:
"GHEY SPRAYS HATE CRAY"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2017 07:02 PM (GgzGa)

11

Headline: "Key Politician Caught Wearing Dresses"

Page 10: Photo of Margaret Thatcher

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2017 07:02 PM (mbhDw)

12 I was EMBOLDENED until Slap closed the tags.

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 08, 2017 07:02 PM (ar2KI)

13 He wanted to "start a conversation."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2017 07:02 PM (IqV8l)

14 "A slur for gay people was also painted on the church", what was that
Heil RuPaul?

Posted by: Roman Maroni at May 08, 2017 07:02 PM (vCA4F)

15 Hey Slappy, do you ever feel like the guy with the shovel following the elephants in the parade?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2017 07:03 PM (NXsWM)

16 This is the same rag that did 30+ front page stories on macaca.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2017 07:03 PM (NOIQH)

17 Democracy Dies in Darkness, doesn't it?

-
I'm pretty sure that's raciss.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 08, 2017 07:03 PM (Nwg0u)

18 10 I think they just didn't want to run the headline:
"GHEY SPRAYS HATE CRAY"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2017 07:02 PM (GgzGa)


Change "Spritz" for "Spray" and it's kosher.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2017 07:03 PM (mbhDw)

19 I immediately thought about Arnold Stang too!

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at May 08, 2017 07:03 PM (0MKRD)

20 the church's own organist, who is himself gay.

'Organist.'

I'll BET.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 08, 2017 07:03 PM (oVJmc)

21 The Organist is gay...

*heh-heh-heh-heh*

/Butthead

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 08, 2017 07:03 PM (6gk0M)

22 As soon as you say WaPo you know it is fake news. They are the biggest liars in the newspaper buisness ouside of the NYT.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 08, 2017 07:03 PM (mpXpK)

23 Posted by: Roman Maroni at May 08, 2017 07:02 PM (vCA4F)

LESBIANS CAN'T DO HOME REPAIRS

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2017 07:04 PM (kD8Fh)

24 14 "A slur for gay people was also painted on the church", what was that
Heil RuPaul?
Posted by: Roman Maroni at May 08, 2017 07:02 PM (vCA4F)


RuPaul and Replace!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2017 07:04 PM (mbhDw)

25 The only "truth" is the approved narrative.

Posted by: MiniTru at May 08, 2017 07:04 PM (rUIbB)

26 Weasel Zippers had an article a couple weeks ago about a hiking outhouse in Canada spray painted with "mosque" found by a hiker who was deeply concerned and distressed. Any bets on him having been the one to do the graffiti? Not that we'll ever hear "The rest of the story".

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 08, 2017 07:04 PM (sEDyY)

27
That Stang guy sure is a dick.....


Oh, I didn't realize you said organIST.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2017 07:04 PM (quw2O)

28 19 I immediately thought about Arnold Stang too!
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at May 08, 2017 07:03 PM (0MKRD)


And Marvin Kaplan. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2017 07:05 PM (mbhDw)

29 What is the ratio of fake hate crimes to real ones?
My default is to assume a hoax, or the ROP if it's really obviously anti-Semitic.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2017 07:05 PM (NOIQH)

30 23 That's just mean
They can go to Angie's List just like anyone else

Posted by: Roman Maroni at May 08, 2017 07:05 PM (vCA4F)

31 Democracy died in darkness.
Just like gerbils.

Posted by: Totally Not Richard Gere at May 08, 2017 07:05 PM (J+Ubd)

32 "Hey Slappy, do you ever feel like the guy with the shovel following the elephants in the parade?"
-Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2017 07:03 PM (NXsWM)

No, Ma'am. I just do my job and keep on walking.

*tips cap*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 08, 2017 07:05 PM (6gk0M)

33 Arnold Stang and Arnold Strong in Hercules in New York.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2017 07:05 PM (IqV8l)

34
Maybe it's Sting after he became a Vegas act.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2017 07:05 PM (mbhDw)

35 "GHEY ORGANIST PULLED A BONER"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2017 07:05 PM (GgzGa)

36 Let me play with your organ.

Posted by: Mr. Stang at May 08, 2017 07:05 PM (FqgrG)

37 The "greater truth" that WaPo supports is that AmeriKKKa is all racist and stuff. Even if it's fake, it tells people the "truth", with is more "true" than actual objective reality...

Posted by: The Truthy Hat at May 08, 2017 07:05 PM (rUIbB)

38 Mr. Stang didn't know that Trump is really outwardly the most gay friendly President we've had? Also, he's the church organist. Quite a few organists/musicians are gay, but maybe sprayy painting the church where you work-and an Episcopal Church at that-which ordain gays and performs marriages for gays-is probably not rthe best thing to do to start an uprising?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2017 07:06 PM (fDdVG)

39 What percentage of the time does the hoaxer "find" the whatever? Seems like they'd be better off letting someone else do so. Also seems like they just *can't* trust someone else to find it.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 08, 2017 07:06 PM (sEDyY)

40 Confucius says: A foolish man gives wife a grand piano, a wise man gives wife an upright organ.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 08, 2017 07:06 PM (OVmeB)

41 A slur for gay people was also painted on the church",

GAY MAN FORGETS SHOW TUNE LYRICS, WEARS WHITE AFTER LABOR DAY

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2017 07:07 PM (kD8Fh)

42 Remember, not "H8 crime" can be "fake" because the Kyriarchy made people do it!

These "fakers" are the real victims!!1!

Posted by: Critical H8 Studies Major (with a minor in Direct Action) at May 08, 2017 07:07 PM (rUIbB)

43 Hello darkness my old friend.

I've come to talk to you again.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 08, 2017 07:07 PM (wTwJ2)

44
Remember, if Pravda is truth and Izvestia is news, there is no news in Pravda and no truth in Izvetsia.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2017 07:07 PM (mbhDw)

45 Democracy drowns in diarrhea.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2017 07:09 PM (H0htx)

46 It's deep in their DNA. Back in PostWatch's heyday, I and a reader teamed up for multiple emails to then-ombudsman Deborah Howell to correct one of their more indefensible fictions. It took awhile but Howell eventually acknowledged the error in a column.

Was the original story corrected? Nope, at least not as long as I was checking it. She ended her tour there around 2008 (and I'm sorry to say, passed away two years later), so this kind of behavior is shall we say traditional.

Posted by: PostWatch at May 08, 2017 07:09 PM (WtcVr)

47 Presenting: George Stang, on the Organ.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 08, 2017 07:09 PM (M5NPS)

48 You furnish the pictures and we'll furnish the Hate Crime.

Posted by: The Left at May 08, 2017 07:09 PM (oVJmc)

49 41 Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2017 07:07 PM (kD8Fh)


A slur FOR gay people? Hmm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2017 07:09 PM (mbhDw)

50 Ace's HTML FU is unparalleled.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2017 07:09 PM (P0Sw/)

51
Remember, if Pravda is truth and Izvestia is news, there is no news in Pravda and no truth in Izvetsia.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


What about Granma?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2017 07:10 PM (IqV8l)

52 the church's own organist, who is himself gay.

'Organist.'

I'll BET.

-
I'm like a nerd so I was listening to Ella Fitzgerald Sings Cole Porter on dog walk today and I was amused by this lyric:

But if, Baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!

because I'm also like a Moron.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 08, 2017 07:10 PM (Nwg0u)

53 29
What is the ratio of fake hate crimes to real ones?


It's a singularity. Any number divided by 0 is infinite.

Posted by: pep at May 08, 2017 07:10 PM (LAe3v)

54 "FAKE SNAKE PLACATES PAGE 8'S"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2017 07:10 PM (GgzGa)

55 >> A slur for gay people was also painted on the church",


GO PIRATES!

Posted by: Pennsylvania Church at May 08, 2017 07:10 PM (P0Sw/)

56
Snowball size hail performed a hate crime on my windshield today.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2017 07:11 PM (ODxAs)

57 The truth ain't in em. Ridicule, then shun.

Posted by: freaked at May 08, 2017 07:11 PM (BO/km)

58 43
Hello darkness my old friend.

I've come to talk to you again.


Posted by: GnuBreed at May 08, 2017 07:07 PM (wTwJ2)
Thanks. I needed that ear worm. Not.

Posted by: IC at May 08, 2017 07:11 PM (a0IVu)

59 52 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 08, 2017 07:10 PM (Nwg0u)


You're the top,
My mouth has got a ball-gag . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2017 07:11 PM (mbhDw)

60 These people on the left are demented.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 08, 2017 07:11 PM (Mouru)

61 So there's a "paper of record"...

Funny.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 08, 2017 07:11 PM (MINbv)

62 >>I'm like a nerd so I was listening to Ella Fitzgerald Sings Cole Porter


The Analog Spark Re-Issue of that is incredible.


Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2017 07:11 PM (P0Sw/)

63 Democracy do die in darkness. Republics, too.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hurlingbone (T) at May 08, 2017 07:12 PM (tHwdc)

64 a hiking outhouse in Canada spray painted with "mosque" found by a hiker who was deeply concerned and distressed.

The hiker must have found Turdeau le jeune's vacation home.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 08, 2017 07:14 PM (3C9q2)

65 Jail the jerk.

Then he can play the organ 24/7.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 08, 2017 07:14 PM (M5NPS)

66 "CHURCHMEMBER REMEMBERS DISMEMBERING BODY OF TRUTH"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2017 07:14 PM (GgzGa)

67 Any number divided by 0 is infinite.

Posted by: pep at May 08, 2017 07:10 PM (LAe3v)

Well, about that....

Posted by: Guillaume François Antoine, Marquis de l'Hôpital at May 08, 2017 07:14 PM (YgDz1)

68
We don't call it Fake News for nothin.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 08, 2017 07:15 PM (HJ4Bx)

69 What pisses me off about these is that they *are* a hate crime in that they foment hate against the pretend vandal: Trump and his supporters.

The Post, the church, the SPLC, etc. all used this "crime" to accuse Trump of creating a climate of hate, and accused his reporters of being racists. There were people intimidated and slandered - just not the ones that appeared to be when it was taken as legit.

When are we going to have a national conversation about whites/Christians/conservatives who have been repeatedly slandered by this persistent stream of hoax hate crimes made to look like they are done by them?!?

So VERY tired of this game.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2017 07:15 PM (NOIQH)

70 The bad news: The leather jacket I bought off Amazon doesn't fit that well.

The good news: I can return it & get my money back from Jeff Bozos.

Posted by: josephistan at May 08, 2017 07:15 PM (ANIFC)

71 False fag operation.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 08, 2017 07:16 PM (0mRoj)

72
Thing is: WaPo knew it was a hoax to begin with. But they ran with it because they're in the business of Fake News, and business is good.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 08, 2017 07:16 PM (HJ4Bx)

73 This week police revealed the crime was actually a "false flag" carried out by the church's own organist, who is himself gay.

I think we should call these False F*g Operations from here on out.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 08, 2017 07:17 PM (yL25O)

74 Gay organist.

The pastor had to keep telling him Hello Dolly was not an appropriate selection for the liturgy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 08, 2017 07:17 PM (Mouru)

75 71 Darn you to heck, Insomniac.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 08, 2017 07:18 PM (yL25O)

76 72
Thing is: WaPo knew it was a hoax to begin with. But they ran with it because they're in the business of Fake News, and business is good.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 08, 2017 07:16 PM (HJ4Bx)


May they soon be visited by 100 Sabrina Erdelyi exclusive blockbuster bylines . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2017 07:18 PM (mbhDw)

77 This Washington Nationals pitcher seems to think that if he keeps throwing the ball down the middle, the Orioles hitters will miss one, eventually.

4-0 Orioles.

Waiting for the Pens game. Hopefully they'll finish it tonight. GO PENS!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 08, 2017 07:19 PM (pY+s4)

78 The Bullshit path is a stinky one but the Washington Post has taken it for a long time now.

Posted by: Killerdog at May 08, 2017 07:19 PM (decDW)

79 75 71 Darn you to heck, Insomniac.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 08, 2017 07:18 PM (yL25O)

If I had a quarter for every time I'd heard that...

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 08, 2017 07:19 PM (0mRoj)

80 58 Thanks. I needed that ear worm. Not.


Posted by: IC at May 08, 2017 07:11 PM


Have you heard Disturbed's version? 2 thumbs up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4

The WaPo is merely following Iowahawk's dictum that the purpose of the media is to cover a story, with a pillow, until it stops moving.

The Sounds of Silence.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 08, 2017 07:19 PM (wTwJ2)

81 Proper headline:

Real Fag Plants False Flag; Hate Brag Meets News Gag

Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2017 07:19 PM (DQ4Fv)

82 "It's no secret that the atmosphere of hatred has kind of permeated the nation right now," Hutto told the Post.

----

Well, she's right about that.

...Just wrong about which side is filled with hate.

She. She. Damn. Your church isn't veering left fast enough? Then you must not have enough women in charge!

Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2017 07:19 PM (i3rHh)

83 Gay organist.


You really don't need any more than that...

it makes its own comedy sauce.


Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2017 07:19 PM (P0Sw/)

84 "TRUMPLESS MAN COPS TO HOPELESS SCREED"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2017 07:20 PM (GgzGa)

85
No one beats the New York Post for great headlines.

"Ike Beats Tina To Death." = Ike Turner's obit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2017 07:20 PM (mbhDw)

86 Gay organist.

---

Yeah, that's kind of unusual.

Usually gay guys suck on the organ.

Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2017 07:20 PM (i3rHh)

87 >>Waiting for the Pens game. Hopefully they'll finish it tonight.


Speaking of Gay Organists.


Posted by: #87 at May 08, 2017 07:20 PM (P0Sw/)

88 Nothing to see here. Local crime story. We don't cover those.

Posted by: Sarah Kliff at May 08, 2017 07:20 PM (3Jvge)

89 Why Do All These Bigots Refuse to Commit Hate Crimes Against Me?

Posted by: Nathaniel Stang at May 08, 2017 07:21 PM (wpC7C)

90 Because all the Trump voters I know would earnestly paint "Heil Trump" on a church. Yeah. That's just how we roll.

Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2017 07:21 PM (DQ4Fv)

91 She. She. Damn. Your church isn't veering left fast enough? Then you must not have enough women in charge!
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2017 07:19 PM (i3rHh)

Or gay musicians. Special performance next Sunday: Cabaret!

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 08, 2017 07:21 PM (0mRoj)

92 89 Why Do All These Bigots Refuse to Commit Hate Crimes Against Me?
Posted by: Nathaniel Stang


EXACTLY!

They're offended and shocked that nothing offends or shocks them.

Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2017 07:21 PM (DQ4Fv)

93 85
No one beats the New York Post for great headlines.

"Ike Beats Tina To Death." = Ike Turner's obit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2017 07:20 PM (mbhDw)

Best. Headline. Ever.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 08, 2017 07:21 PM (0mRoj)

94 Whoever writes the headlines for the NY Post isn't paid enough.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 08, 2017 07:21 PM (89T5c)

95 This is a kind of slander. Unfortunately no one has standing to sue. Maybe it qualifies as hatespeech.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 08, 2017 07:22 PM (vRcUp)

96 >>Or gay musicians. Special performance next Sunday: Cabaret!


Rent!


Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2017 07:22 PM (P0Sw/)

97 So what are you saying? Homosexuals and liberals are mentally unbalanced?

That's not news.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2017 07:22 PM (SRKgf)

98 89 Why Do All These Bigots Refuse to Commit Hate Crimes Against Me?
Posted by: Nathaniel Stang at May 08, 2017 07:21 PM (wpC7C)

Heh. It's mostly because we "bigots," in general, don't really give a tuppenny fuck about them.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 08, 2017 07:23 PM (0mRoj)

99 All these unforced errors and Hillary's up in the polls again. Thanks President Invakajared!

Gonna be an early night.

Posted by: Bill Whine at May 08, 2017 07:23 PM (d76uN)

100
I find it hard to believe Erin Moran died of cancer. But who knows.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 08, 2017 07:23 PM (HJ4Bx)

101
12,000 people read the article>1 cares to find out that the organist did it.

WP -We report, you find the facts if you can.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2017 07:23 PM (NahmB)

102 89 Why Do All These Bigots Refuse to Commit Hate Crimes Against Me?
Posted by: Nathaniel Stang


Reminds me of the reasoning behind the infamous U.N. report which accused the Israeli Defense Force of committed "race bias" because they DIDN'T rape Palestinian women -- because any normal soldier is expected tot rape women they find attractive, thus the fact the the Israelis refused to rape Palestinians proved that the Israelis were "dehumanizing" them.

Logic!

Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2017 07:23 PM (DQ4Fv)

103 So another Anders Brevik or 'Abu Muh'hammed'?

@Breaking911 26m

BREAKING: Heavily armed police storm Europe's busiest train station in Paris | Here's What We Know ...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2017 07:24 PM (GgzGa)

104 She. She. Damn. Your church isn't veering left fast enough? Then you must not have enough women in charge!
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2017 07:19 PM (i3rHh)

Or gay musicians. Special performance next Sunday: Cabaret!
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy

----

I wish I could laugh at that. But there's a church in Seattle that hosts a gay cabaret. I saw a performance. (A friend of mine was also performing there.) The gay guy was telling tales of picking up strangers for sex. HILARIOUS! ...Yup. Fall of civilization and I was there to see it.

Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2017 07:24 PM (i3rHh)

105 96 >>Or gay musicians. Special performance next Sunday: Cabaret!


Rent!


Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2017 07:22 PM (P0Sw/)

Everyone has AIDS! AIDS AIDS AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 08, 2017 07:24 PM (0mRoj)

106
Actually, the NY Post headline writer passed away last year, IIRC.

He was brilliant.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2017 07:24 PM (mbhDw)

107 No "Jabba the Hutto" jokes. Too easy.

Posted by: josephistan at May 08, 2017 07:24 PM (ANIFC)

108 Will Bezos ever regret owning all the stock. Laughing all the way Leni.

Posted by: DaveA at May 08, 2017 07:25 PM (FhXTo)

109 Actually, the NY Post headline writer passed away last year, IIRC.

He was brilliant.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2017 07:24 PM (mbhDw)
--------

You should apply for his job.

Posted by: bluebell at May 08, 2017 07:25 PM (sBOL1)

110 >>Actually, the NY Post headline writer passed away last year,


They should hire Muldoon.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2017 07:25 PM (P0Sw/)

111 Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2017 07:19 PM (i3rHh)

The Episcopal Church currency has as its Presiding Bishop a black man. I don't think we can blame this entirely on the women. It's because the seminaries has been embracing Social Justice for quite some time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2017 07:25 PM (fDdVG)

112 I wish I could laugh at that. But there's a church in Seattle that hosts a gay cabaret. I saw a performance. (A friend of mine was also performing there.) The gay guy was telling tales of picking up strangers for sex. HILARIOUS! ...Yup. Fall of civilization and I was there to see it.
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2017 07:24 PM (i3rHh)

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 08, 2017 07:25 PM (0mRoj)

113 "have" been embracing

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2017 07:26 PM (fDdVG)

114 Some slimy politician blamed increasedMS-13 gang violence in NY on Trump. Never mind that the Sheriff blamed it on Obama's lax policies. They don't care.

Posted by: Cheri at May 08, 2017 07:26 PM (AiNgf)

115 67
Any number divided by 0 is infinite.


Posted by: pep at May 08, 2017 07:10 PM (LAe3v)


Well, about that....



Yeah, I knew as soon as I hit Send that Amish Dude's ghost would come back to haunt me.

Posted by: pep at May 08, 2017 07:26 PM (LAe3v)

116 Well that puts a damper on things.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 08, 2017 07:26 PM (89T5c)

117 It's amazing how many "hate crimes" turn out to be counter-factual to reality.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2017 07:26 PM (wmaTe)

118 Nathan Stang lives in a climate of fear where nothing happens to him, so he helped out.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 08, 2017 07:26 PM (oVJmc)

119 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2017 07:25 PM (fDdVG)

o_0

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 08, 2017 07:27 PM (YgDz1)

120 111-"currently"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2017 07:27 PM (fDdVG)

121 Well that puts a damper on things.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

----

Yeah, their evidence went "poof!"

Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2017 07:27 PM (i3rHh)

122 117 It's amazing how many "hate crimes" turn out to be counter-factual to reality.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2017 07:26 PM (wmaTe)

I'm hard pressed to think of any well-publicized "hate crimes" that DIDNT turn out to be hoaxes.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 08, 2017 07:27 PM (0mRoj)

123 [No one beats the New York Post for great headlines.

"Ike Beats Tina To Death." = Ike Turner's obit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


The NYPost became more timid.

The better headline after Jacqueline Onassis' death would have been.

"JACKIE 0
CANCER 1"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2017 07:27 PM (GgzGa)

124 So he got drunk after the election and wrote Heil Trump Fags on his own church? As long as he didn't drive home.

Posted by: DaveA at May 08, 2017 07:27 PM (FhXTo)

125 109 Posted by: bluebell at May 08, 2017 07:25 PM (sBOL1)


You are too kind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2017 07:27 PM (mbhDw)

126 Nathan Stang lives in a climate of fear where nothing happens to him...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles

----

There used to be a word for that: paranoia.

Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2017 07:28 PM (i3rHh)

127 Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 08, 2017 07:27 PM (YgDz1)

Don't understand what that symbol means; Sorry. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2017 07:28 PM (fDdVG)

128 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 08, 2017 07:28 PM (KCxzN)

129 Everyone has AIDS! AIDS AIDS AIDS!

AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!





Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 08, 2017 07:24 PM (0mRoj)

That's Reagan's fault.

Posted by: Infidel at May 08, 2017 07:28 PM (6SPcP)

130 Next week the church plans on a cross-burning, to illustrate the climate of hate we live in.

Posted by: josephistan at May 08, 2017 07:28 PM (ANIFC)

131 I wish I could laugh at that. But there's a church in Seattle that hosts a gay cabaret. I saw a performance. (A friend of mine was also performing there.) The gay guy was telling tales of picking up strangers for sex. HILARIOUS! ...Yup. Fall of civilization and I was there to see it.
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2017 07:24 PM (i3rHh)

Please tell me this was a Unitarian or Episcopal church.

Posted by: moki at May 08, 2017 07:28 PM (V+V48)

132 22 As soon as you say WaPo you know it is fake news. They are the biggest liars in the newspaper buisness ouside of the NYT.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 08, 2017 07:03 PM (mpXpK)

+++
When Krauthammer conveyed his respect and admiration for the Washington Post, I was pretty much finished with him and his opinions.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 08, 2017 07:28 PM (hiHQz)

133 Odd. A quick Google search doesn't reveal a "The Bringers of Light", the New York Times, article on the Brown County prosecutor's announcement either.

Commentary on Google or NYT?



Posted by: golfman at May 08, 2017 07:28 PM (48QDY)

134 Do the media actually think a real Trump support would spray paint Heil Trump on a church.
That seems, I'm not sure of the right word here...let's see, stupid, stupid's the right word.
Really media elite? Does it not cross your wee little walnut sized brains that Trump supporters don't see themselves as Nazis? They are not, in fact, Nazis.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 08, 2017 07:29 PM (hJrjt)

135 103 So another Anders Brevik or 'Abu Muh'hammed'?

@Breaking911 26m

BREAKING: Heavily armed police storm Europe's busiest train station in Paris | Here's What We Know ...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2017 07:24 PM (GgzGa)


Where are you seeing this? And please don't say the Nat'l Laughingstock.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2017 07:29 PM (mbhDw)

136 Please tell me this was a Unitarian or Episcopal church.
Posted by: moki

----

I do not recall. I could look it up, but I'm lazy.

It was on Capital Hill, where the crosswalks are painted as rainbows.

Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2017 07:29 PM (i3rHh)

137 So WaPo went out to the wilds of Indiana for this local story. Back in the day, they disdained reporting on Gosnell because it was a 'local story'.

Hmmmm . . .

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 08, 2017 07:29 PM (MIKMs)

138 Know who else was a gay organist? Liberace

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2017 07:29 PM (Ot7+c)

139 The KKK and Nazi "hate crimes" seem like they're always hoaxes. I'm not sure there are any real Nazis or KKK members anymore or enough to commit all these crimes. And why are they so densely populated in college campuses?

Posted by: L, Elle at May 08, 2017 07:30 PM (Rsi2C)

140
I'm hard pressed to think of any well-publicized "hate crimes" that DIDNT turn out to be hoaxes.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 08, 2017 07:27 PM (0mRoj)

Me too. Someone should keep a list of these. It's convenient when a new story breaks to say, "remember these 25 'hate crimes' that turned out to be total BS?" to people.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2017 07:30 PM (wmaTe)

141 I saw Tuppenny Fuck open for the Raging Boners at Peep-Peep's pub in Aberdeen.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 08, 2017 07:30 PM (kUG5n)

142 OT: Obama's Presidential Library is a paean to ugly. Maybe Michelle helped with the design.

https://ricochet.com/427988/obama-presidential-library-really-ugly/

Posted by: pep at May 08, 2017 07:30 PM (LAe3v)

143 Know who else was a gay organist?
Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2017 07:29 PM (Ot7+c)

Prezzie Cock Curious?

Posted by: golfman at May 08, 2017 07:30 PM (48QDY)

144 132 22 As soon as you say WaPo you know it is fake news. They are the biggest liars in the newspaper buisness ouside of the NYT.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 08, 2017 07:03 PM (mpXpK)

+++
When Krauthammer conveyed his respect and admiration for the Washington Post, I was pretty much finished with him and his opinions.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 08, 2017 07:28 PM (hiHQz)


Charles Krauthammer's allegiance is to the DC elite/establishment. Whatever his core beliefs are - and considering he used to be a speechwriter for Walter Mondale, they vary by the hour - he subverts them accordingly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2017 07:31 PM (mbhDw)

145 I will always put my faith in G-D. The church not so much.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2017 07:31 PM (NahmB)

146 Hello Dolly was not an appropriate selection for the liturgy.

And no "It's raining men" during Noah and the Flood.

Posted by: DaveA at May 08, 2017 07:31 PM (FhXTo)

147 FS... I was raising an eyebrow at your remark about the black Bishop, women and SJW in the Episcopal Church.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 08, 2017 07:31 PM (YgDz1)

148 139 The KKK and Nazi "hate crimes" seem like they're always hoaxes. I'm not sure there are any real Nazis or KKK members anymore or enough to commit all these crimes. And why are they so densely populated in college campuses?
Posted by: L, Elle at May 08, 2017 07:30 PM (Rsi2C)

well, college campuses are filled with rape and rape culture as well. It almost makes you wonder why judges don't take people's kids away for child abuse if they even consider sending them to these horrible places.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2017 07:31 PM (wmaTe)

149 In my opinion most seminaries-there are exceptions are being influenced heavily by the political left. There are exceptions. So instead of focusing on Jesus-the pioneer and perfecter of our faith and discipleship-they focus almost entirely on social justice and Jesus becomes the name we slap on to political agendas.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2017 07:31 PM (fDdVG)

150 The Episcopal Church went around the twist way back in the 60's.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 08, 2017 07:32 PM (kUG5n)

151 139 The KKK and Nazi "hate crimes" seem like they're always hoaxes. I'm not sure there are any real Nazis or KKK members anymore or enough to commit all these crimes. And why are they so densely populated in college campuses?
Posted by: L, Elle at May 08, 2017 07:30 PM (Rsi2C)


And the gay guy tortured to death out in Montana? He was selling crystal meth. His homosexuality had zero to do with his death.

But he became Horst Wessel conveniently.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2017 07:32 PM (mbhDw)

152 Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 08, 2017 07:31 PM (YgDz1)

You were raising an eyebrow because you're appalled by it and you agree or what?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2017 07:32 PM (fDdVG)

153 139 The KKK and Nazi "hate crimes" seem like they're always hoaxes. I'm not sure there are any real Nazis or KKK members anymore or enough to commit all these crimes. And why are they so densely populated in college campuses?
Posted by: L, Elle at May 08, 2017 07:30 PM (Rsi2C)

Because the SJW's on campus think it will be totally awesome to commit one of these crimes and blame it on Young Republicans, because of course, that's their nature. Conservatives are just reich-wing haters, so even if it's not true, it should be. Because we think it is.

I wish I could put a sarc tag on that, but I fear it's very close to the truth.

Posted by: moki at May 08, 2017 07:32 PM (V+V48)

154 I normally don't have this sort of low self-esteem issue, but my joke back at 86 went totally unnoticed and a few inferior ones have appeared since then.

I might sue.

Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2017 07:32 PM (i3rHh)

155
And the gay guy tortured to death out in Montana? He was selling crystal meth. His homosexuality had zero to do with his death.

But he became Horst Wessel conveniently.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2017 07:32 PM (mbhDw)

Wyoming

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2017 07:32 PM (wmaTe)

156 The Episcopal Church currency has as its Presiding Bishop a black man. I don't think we can blame this entirely on the women. It's because the seminaries has been embracing Social Justice for quite some time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


I blame Spong. He ordained Righter which paved the way for Robinson. Schori was just icing on the cake.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 08, 2017 07:32 PM (vRcUp)

157 134 Do the media actually think a real Trump support would spray paint Heil Trump on a church.
That seems, I'm not sure of the right word here...let's see, stupid, stupid's the right word.
Really media elite? Does it not cross your wee little walnut sized brains that Trump supporters don't see themselves as Nazis? They are not, in fact, Nazis.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 08, 2017 07:29

I have a major issue with this post! The media elites brains are way fucking smaller than any walnut!

Posted by: Killerdog at May 08, 2017 07:33 PM (decDW)

158 155
Wyoming
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2017 07:32 PM (wmaTe)


What's the diff (says the smart-ass Yid from Brooklyn)?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2017 07:33 PM (mbhDw)

159 And the gay guy tortured to death out in Montana? He was selling crystal meth. His homosexuality had zero to do with his death.

But he became Horst Wessel conveniently.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

----

Matthew Sheppard. I do believe that the guy who killed him was gay, too.

There was a creepy story in a gay rag a couple years ago that said, "We needed that narrative at that time."

Damn lies.

Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2017 07:34 PM (i3rHh)

160 @Breaking911 26m

BREAKING: Heavily armed police storm Europe's busiest train station in Paris | Here's What We Know ...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2017 07:24 PM (GgzGa)


Where are you seeing this? And please don't say the Nat'l Laughingstock.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Um, @Breaking911

It's a wire aggregator on the twittered.

Linked story goes to

leparisien.fr

Tiny:
tinyurl.com/mrvrol7

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2017 07:34 PM (GgzGa)

161 Know who else was a gay organist?
Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2017 07:29 PM (Ot7+c)

No; To be a good n organist requires a good degree of talent and discipline. You can't just play the piano and expect to automatically know how to play the organ To be an in the closet gay requires no talent at al artistically speaking.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2017 07:35 PM (fDdVG)

162 nice work Ace ... non-compromising bloggers of the world unite... heh

or don't unite except on the concept of "speaking truth to power", or whatever it is called these daze.

Posted by: Illiniwek at May 08, 2017 07:35 PM (TmCOq)

163 I will always put my faith in G-D. The church not so much.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2017 07:31 PM (NahmB)


The Catholic Church is divinely ordained. How else could it have survived 2000 years under such incompetent management?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2017 07:35 PM (+QhzW)

164 ***Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2017 07:32 PM (i3rHh)

tl;dr

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 08, 2017 07:35 PM (kUG5n)

165 153. Youtuber Kraut and Tea pegged this as 'socialist realist performance art' - it depicts not what is, but rather, what ideology requires.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 08, 2017 07:35 PM (TwwWO)

166 Harry- I heard an excerpt on the radio of his mother still touting his death as a hate crime. People die but narratives never do.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2017 07:36 PM (NahmB)

167 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2017 07:32 PM (fDdVG)

I don't understand what a black bishop or women in the leadership of the church have to do with SJW influence. It just seemed kinda off kilter. Maybe I misunderstood what you were saying.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 08, 2017 07:36 PM (YgDz1)

168 136 Please tell me this was a Unitarian or Episcopal church.
Posted by: moki

----

I do not recall. I could look it up, but I'm lazy.

It was on Capital Hill, where the crosswalks are painted as rainbows.
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2017 07:29 PM (i3rHh)


Thank God it wasn't Blessed Sacrament. That would give me existential sadz.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 08, 2017 07:36 PM (17QyB)

169 Matt Shepherd. Not Shep Smith.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 08, 2017 07:36 PM (vRcUp)

170 Next week the church plans on a cross-burning, to illustrate the climate of hate we live in.

If it were a Unitarian church, they'd burn a question mark.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 08, 2017 07:36 PM (3C9q2)

171 155
And the gay guy tortured to death out in Montana? He was selling crystal meth. His homosexuality had zero to do with his death.

But he became Horst Wessel conveniently.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2017 07:32 PM (mbhDw)

Wyoming
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2017 07:32 PM (wmaTe)

Why not-oming?

Posted by: josephistan at May 08, 2017 07:37 PM (ANIFC)

172 Posted by: pep at May 08, 2017 07:30 PM (LAe3v)

+++

Very fitting, if you ask me.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 08, 2017 07:37 PM (hiHQz)

173 beating the bishop

flailing the fig

wapping the po

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 08, 2017 07:37 PM (C52a9)

174 No; To be a good n organist requires a good degree of talent and discipline. You can't just play the piano and expect to automatically know how to play the organ

---

There's an old Strawbs album that has a church organ on one song (the brilliant "Grace Darling"). The band's keyboardist found that he couldn't do it, and they had to hire the church's organist, because there was a long delay for every note or chord, and you can't play exactly in time with the music, you have to be ahead of it.

Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2017 07:37 PM (i3rHh)

175 171 155
And the gay guy tortured to death out in Montana? He was selling crystal meth. His homosexuality had zero to do with his death.

But he became Horst Wessel conveniently.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2017 07:32 PM (mbhDw)

Wyoming
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2017 07:32 PM (wmaTe)

Why not-oming?
Posted by: josephistan at May 08, 2017 07:37 PM (ANIFC

Took me a second, but you made me laugh.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 08, 2017 07:38 PM (hJrjt)

176 The organist says "I write the songs that make the whole church sing..."

Posted by: Roy at May 08, 2017 07:38 PM (fWLrt)

177 To be an in the closet gay requires no talent at all artistically speaking.
====




That hurts.

Posted by: Barry Manilow at May 08, 2017 07:39 PM (C52a9)

178 Wyoming
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2017 07:32 PM (wmaTe)

Why not-oming?
Posted by: josephistan at May 08, 2017 07:37 PM (ANIFC

Took me a second, but you made me laugh.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver

---

Idaho? No, YOU da ho'!

Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2017 07:39 PM (i3rHh)

179 Ninjas, We Fucked!

Posted by: Old News, Short Nights, Sexual Science, and Punching Baby Dicks: Ace's Survival Guide at May 08, 2017 07:39 PM (rzXDT)

180 It was at a Episcopal church

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2017 07:40 PM (Ot7+c)

181 One of my favorite scenes on The Simpsons was the time Bart slipped the music for Ina Gadda Gavida in to the song list used by the church organist.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 08, 2017 07:40 PM (hJrjt)

182 181 One of my favorite scenes on The Simpsons was the time Bart slipped the music for Ina Gadda Gavida in to the song list used by the church organist.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 08, 2017 07:40 PM (hJrjt)

This sounds like rock and/or roll!

Posted by: Reverend Lovejoy at May 08, 2017 07:41 PM (ANIFC)

183 Kill all the suits!

Posted by: Billy Walsh at May 08, 2017 07:42 PM (rzXDT)

184 The Washington Post.
All the fake news that's fit to print.

Where is the Rev. Sung Young Guy from the Moon Glows when you needs him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 08, 2017 07:42 PM (5VlCp)

185 Didn't I get my big break as a Solo Organist?

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at May 08, 2017 07:42 PM (P0Sw/)

186 Hadrian- I coveted my Mothers Catholic Bible and when she was ready to die she asked me what I wanted.

Mom - I want your Bible. 90 years old , gold leaf and Pristine.

After her death I sat down with it and read the first 100 pages. I immediately sent it to the Catholic Church in the small Missouri town my Mother was born in.

I refuse indoctrination.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2017 07:42 PM (NahmB)

187 I've been listening to an Audible book called Deep Survival, which examines the differences between people who survive in crisis and disaster and people who die.
One common quality held by survivors is gallows or black humour. Much of the humour on AOSHQ is a survival mechanism.
Just a thought.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 08, 2017 07:42 PM (hJrjt)

188 159 And the gay guy tortured to death out in Montana? He was selling crystal meth. His homosexuality had zero to do with his death.

But he became Horst Wessel conveniently.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

----

Matthew Sheppard. I do believe that the guy who killed him was gay, too.

There was a creepy story in a gay rag a couple years ago that said, "We needed that narrative at that time."

Damn lies.
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2017 07:34 PM (i3rHh)


And the sex-torture death of that 14 year old kid by two homosexuals was completely buried.

It's amazing that "if it bleeds it leads" has been subjugated to the liberal narrative.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 08, 2017 07:43 PM (yL25O)

189 185 Didn't I get my big break as a Solo Organist?
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at May 08, 2017 07:42 PM (P0Sw/)

Wasn't that a solo break as a big organist?

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 08, 2017 07:43 PM (hJrjt)

190 And the sex-torture death of that 14 year old kid by two homosexuals was completely buried.

It's amazing that "if it bleeds it leads" has been subjugated to the liberal narrative.
Posted by: TexasDan

---

They were connected to NAMBLA, weren't they? Or they had all sorts of NAMBLA pamphlets in their home.

Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2017 07:44 PM (i3rHh)

191 189>> He was simply an organ.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 08, 2017 07:44 PM (YgDz1)

192 OT:

Just watched the official Blade Runner 2049 trailer, looks incredible.




Posted by: Kreplach at May 08, 2017 07:46 PM (3TnQR)

193 163 I will always put my faith in G-D. The church not so much.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2017 07:31 PM (NahmB)

The Catholic Church is divinely ordained. How else could it have survived 2000 years under such incompetent management?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2017 07:35 PM (+QhzW)

Longevity isn't indicative of divinity. See e.g. Islam.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 08, 2017 07:46 PM (0mRoj)

194 I know! If I spray paint "FAG" on this church in Bumblefuck, Indiana, Trump will be impeached!!! I'll be a hero!

Posted by: Not Arnold Stang at May 08, 2017 07:46 PM (qJhUV)

195 Stang the onanist sprayed something disgusting on the church? Now he's got legal trouble? He did it to himself?

There is... resonance here.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 08, 2017 07:46 PM (MLOGW)

196 Bach was an organist. He had twenty children. How come only gays are allowed to become organists now?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 08, 2017 07:46 PM (vRcUp)

197
Huge future in organ meats.

Posted by: Zombie Oscar Meyer at May 08, 2017 07:46 PM (C52a9)

198 190 And the sex-torture death of that 14 year old kid by two homosexuals was completely buried.

It's amazing that "if it bleeds it leads" has been subjugated to the liberal narrative.
Posted by: TexasDan

---

They were connected to NAMBLA, weren't they? Or they had all sorts of NAMBLA pamphlets in their home.
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2017 07:44 PM (i3rHh

Tell all feminists that they are allies with pedophiles because it's true.

Posted by: Old News, Short Nights, Sexual Science, and Punching Baby Dicks: Ace's Survival Guide at May 08, 2017 07:47 PM (rzXDT)

199 During 4th Circuit argument today

ACLU Lawyer Says Travel Ban Could Be Constitutional if Enacted by Hillary Clinton
Omar Jadwat, arguing before the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals, admitted that President Trump's order could be constitutional if Hillary Clinton had enacted the same order.

Because Trump has a bad heart

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 08, 2017 07:47 PM (SIY7D)

200 They were connected to NAMBLA, weren't they? Or they had all sorts of NAMBLA pamphlets in their home.
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2017 07:44 PM (i3rHh)


The only detail I recall was that he had a rag in his throat with something on the rag that led to his death. I may not be recalling that detail correctly, either.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 08, 2017 07:47 PM (yL25O)

201 I'm ready for the RJs Solo Organ.

Posted by: Hope Solo at May 08, 2017 07:48 PM (Fz5yy)

202 Really wanna make a prog's head explode? Ask them why Chechnya was never a part of Russia when the jihadists were terror-bombing Moscow, but IS part of Russia now that the locals are abusing the gays there.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 08, 2017 07:48 PM (TwwWO)

203 COJ- Best comment I have read all day- Thank you Sir.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2017 07:48 PM (NahmB)

204 He had twenty children.

Pffftt. A social construct.

Posted by: Ghey Organist at May 08, 2017 07:48 PM (Tyii7)

205 The only detail I recall was that he had a rag in his throat with something on the rag that led to his death. I may not be recalling that detail correctly, either.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 08, 2017 07:47 PM (yL25O)

YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I ORDERED THE CODE RED!

Posted by: Col. Nathan R. Jessup at May 08, 2017 07:49 PM (0mRoj)

206 YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I ORDERED THE CODE RED!
Posted by: Col. Nathan R. Jessup

----

I wasn't gonna do it.

You were smart enough to put on a sock.

Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2017 07:50 PM (i3rHh)

207 197
Huge future in organ meats.
Posted by: Zombie Oscar Meyer at May 08, 2017 07:46 PM (C52a9)


I'm Out . . . with Gout.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2017 07:50 PM (mbhDw)

208 Fuck all the people at the WaPo in particular.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 08, 2017 07:50 PM (17QyB)

209 Makes you wonder what we've been up to, huh?

Posted by: Organ ic Produce at May 08, 2017 07:50 PM (C52a9)

210 192 OT:

Just watched the official Blade Runner 2049 trailer, looks incredible.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 08, 2017 07:46 PM (3TnQR)


Going OT with Blade Runner is Never A Good Idea Because Fights.

Posted by: It's your funeral at May 08, 2017 07:50 PM (yL25O)

211 Bach was an organist. He had twenty children.

Ancient music conservatory joke: Q: Why did Bach have so many children? A: No stop on his organ.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 08, 2017 07:51 PM (3C9q2)

212 YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I ORDERED THE CODE RED!
Posted by: Col. Nathan R. Jessup at May 08, 2017 07:49 PM (0mRoj)


Derp that may be it. NOw I gotta look it up.

Posted by: Texas Dan at May 08, 2017 07:52 PM (yL25O)

213 Princess Leia Organic Fertilizer :

Many Bothans died to bring you these spring blooms.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 08, 2017 07:53 PM (C52a9)

214 The desire to (and moral flexibility to) suborn reality to ideology is not new, it's probably as old as mythology (and certainly made explicit at least as far back as Plato - my memory of ancient Chinese traditions has faded so I couldn't give you the equivalent. Long before Confucius, anyway.

It also gets a lot easier the farther away the event is, in one way or another.

The problem is there isn't nearly as much incentive to correct the record as there is to mold the record to suit your agenda. No matter what the field, those who specialize in corrections are a tiny percentage of those who specialize in agendas (and this includes science, as "office politics" political as peer review is).

In addition, the correctors often have an agenda of their own, even if it's tangential to what they do.

And everyone claims to be on the side of correction (as long as the correction doesn't disturb them).

What I'm saying is that you're outnumbered, and probably sometimes wrong yourself, and nobody cares, and you might be on fire.

It sucks.

Smart enough expert systems (computers) *might* help, but are of course subject to GIGO. We could find ourselves in a position where future "computer assistants" *inadvertently* filter out a lot of bullshit from society, by applying better "does this even make sense" filters to multiple reports.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 08, 2017 07:53 PM (wB8Tg)

215 The only detail I recall was that he had a rag in his throat with something on the rag that led to his death. I may not be recalling that detail correctly, either.
Posted by: TexasDan


Jesse Dirkhising?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 08, 2017 07:53 PM (vRcUp)

216 Spoiler about Blade Runner: Everybody is a Replicant.

Posted by: Billy Walsh at May 08, 2017 07:53 PM (rzXDT)

217 Bach-Pumping the pedal to the metal.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2017 07:54 PM (NahmB)

218 Guten abend horde

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2017 07:54 PM (Ot7+c)

219 218 Guten abend horde
Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2017 07:54 PM (Ot7+c)

+++

I don't know what that means, but "Hi, Skip".

Posted by: washrivergal at May 08, 2017 07:55 PM (hiHQz)

220 "I'm Out . . . with Gout. "

Ow. I get that on my foot sometimes. I made up this little ditty to go along with it. (With apologies to tears for fears)

Gout
Gout
I got the gout
It's a disease
I could do without
Go on
I'm talkin to you
Go on

Posted by: freaked at May 08, 2017 07:56 PM (BO/km)

221 219. Means 'ab crunches.' He's posting from Peruvia.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 08, 2017 07:56 PM (TwwWO)

222 192 OT:

Just watched the official Blade Runner 2049 trailer, looks incredible.

Posted by: Kreplach



Where?

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 08, 2017 07:57 PM (pY+s4)

223 He can either be acquitted or sent to prison. Win/win for him.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 08, 2017 07:57 PM (vRcUp)

224 That "Kennedy" chick on FBN right now is not precisely my type, but those pr0n glasses and the tight white dress intrigue me...




Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at May 08, 2017 07:58 PM (8iiMU)

225 Longevity isn't indicative of divinity. See e.g. Islam.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 08, 2017 07:46 PM (0mRoj)


It was a very wry comment I once read by a Catholic cardinal about the condition of the Church.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2017 07:58 PM (+QhzW)

226 Uncle Palp- Did you decide on the wedding attire?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2017 07:59 PM (NahmB)

227 He can either be acquitted or sent to prison. Win/win for him.

Who? Guten Abend?

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always asks... at May 08, 2017 07:59 PM (Tyii7)

228 @222

Youtube

Posted by: Kreplach at May 08, 2017 07:59 PM (3TnQR)

229 His punishment should be to be forced to paint "Heil Mohammed" on a mosque.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 08, 2017 07:59 PM (vRcUp)

230 226. Waiting to hear what the bride will be wearing. I'll dress accordingly. No point in clashing too much.

Looks like trousers of some sort for me....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 08, 2017 08:00 PM (TwwWO)

231 September 23rd 2017. Revelation 12.


SMOD? SCOD? Who knows? But some crazy shit this way comes!

Posted by: Old News, Short Nights, Sexual Science, and Punching Baby Dicks: Ace's Survival Guide at May 08, 2017 08:00 PM (rzXDT)

232 Who? Guten Abend?
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always asks...

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I thought this thread was guten-free!

Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2017 08:01 PM (i3rHh)

233 where future "computer assistants"

Johny in '82

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hef7v6fp_DQ


Posted by: DaveA at May 08, 2017 08:02 PM (FhXTo)

234 226. I'll don an ao gam if she's wearing the ao dai - heh, they stitch that up around her, which means a lot of fun later in the evening involving a seam-cutter.

BRB......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 08, 2017 08:02 PM (TwwWO)

235 Looks like trousers of some sort for me....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 08, 2017 08:00 PM

As opposed to...?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 08, 2017 08:03 PM (YgDz1)

236 I saw Guten Abend open for Kraftwerk at the Cow Palace back in '72.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at May 08, 2017 08:03 PM (Tyii7)

237 Know who else was a gay organist? Liberace

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2017 07:29 PM (Ot7+c)



Isn't this really the story of Obama?

Posted by: NC Ref at May 08, 2017 08:04 PM (SpeiC)

238 235. Assless chaps. Duh!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 08, 2017 08:05 PM (TwwWO)

239 I like tulips in my organ

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 08, 2017 08:05 PM (M+Lyo)

240 Fail, ON my organ

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 08, 2017 08:05 PM (M+Lyo)

241 "Guten abend horde."

It's UNTER GLEBEN GLOUTEN GLOBEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=748IjOdrjwg

Posted by: Def Leopard at May 08, 2017 08:06 PM (Fz5yy)

242 It would be an interesting article if a "journalist" were to investigate whether any of the reported "hate crimes" of the Trump era have actually occurred and report xer findings.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 08, 2017 08:06 PM (E6QSr)

243 Ya know, I can think of a better use for a MOAB than making the rubble bounce in the 'Stan. Just sayin'...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 08, 2017 08:06 PM (hVdx9)

244 238>> Heh! I saw the post before and looked up ao dai. Very nice! You are a lucky lucky dog.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 08, 2017 08:07 PM (YgDz1)

245 Tip toe through the tulips, la, la, la

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 08, 2017 08:07 PM (M+Lyo)

246 Looks like trousers of some sort for me....


If it's not a kilt, it's crap!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 08, 2017 08:07 PM (E6QSr)

247 And in random personal news...

I picked up a used Yamaha Reface YC and CP.

Opinion.

Really solid build and construction for something so portable.
Best mini keys I have ever felt.
Incredible sounds and playability.


Posted by: Kreplach at May 08, 2017 08:07 PM (3TnQR)

248 THEY'RE EATING ORGANS IN THE SUPERDOME

Posted by: Shep! at May 08, 2017 08:07 PM (Xlb99)

249 Uncle Palp- I would like to have a Moron comment but this is the love of your life so I'M gonna pass.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2017 08:08 PM (NahmB)

250 244. Thank you - I am very fortunate that my angel - discerning and perfect in every way - has a huge blindspot where I'm concerned.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 08, 2017 08:08 PM (TwwWO)

251 Stay off the Organ Trail

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 08, 2017 08:09 PM (M+Lyo)

252 That Bladerunner trailer does look intriguing. Loved the first one. One of my favorite movies.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 08, 2017 08:09 PM (pY+s4)

253 It would be an interesting article if a "journalist" were to investigate whether any of the reported "hate crimes" of the Trump era have actually occurred and report xer findings.
--

Yep. That's the ideal way to get blacklisted and head to job at Micky D's.

Posted by: shibumi at May 08, 2017 08:10 PM (8zWAk)

254 That Bladerunner trailer does look intriguing. Loved the first one. One of my favorite movies.
Posted by: Puddleglum

----

No Vangelis, but if they sincerely fake it, I'll be delighted.

Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2017 08:10 PM (i3rHh)

255 249. And many thanks to you, as well.

Teh Horde - what we lack in subtlety and sophistication, we make up for in bluntness and crudity.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 08, 2017 08:10 PM (TwwWO)

256 Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 08, 2017 07:36 PM (YgDz1)

I was responding to the person who suggested that most of the trouble in the church came from too many women in the church leadership.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2017 08:11 PM (fDdVG)

257 *Nood*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 08, 2017 08:11 PM (6gk0M)

258 235 Looks like trousers of some sort for me....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 08, 2017 08:00 PM

As opposed to...?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead



A kilt?

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 08, 2017 08:11 PM (pY+s4)

259 Bladerunner 2: Scissor Shuffling

Posted by: wooga at May 08, 2017 08:14 PM (J+Ubd)

260 A gay organist defiling his own place of worship with graffiti? Yep, there are no red flags here, folks, other than the perp hates Donald's small hands.

Posted by: Fritz at May 08, 2017 08:22 PM (TNQMS)

261 Shameless, dishonest, ne'er do well, motherfucking hacks, the lot of them. Pineapple. Sideways. Repeatedly. No assembly required.

Posted by: pissed off oddnot at May 08, 2017 08:22 PM (g1MTt)

262 158 155
Wyoming
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2017 07:32 PM (wmaTe)


What's the diff (says the smart-ass Yid from Brooklyn)?

The diff is in Montana, the men are men and the sheep are scared...Wyoming, not so much.

Posted by: Mike G. at May 08, 2017 08:25 PM (R5lpX)

263 John Shelby Spong is fundamentally a Unitarian. He should have submitted his orders a long time ago as he basically seems to think Jesus was a Social justice Warrior, not divine at all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2017 08:25 PM (fDdVG)

264 An Episcopal Organist being gay? What are the odds?

Well, probably even better than the odds for Liberace's hairdresser.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2017 08:25 PM (V2Yro)

265 I guess they are firemen like in Fahrenheit 451, not like today or on 9/11.
So, they are pieces of shit and try to pretend they are not.

Posted by: Joe Mack at May 08, 2017 08:33 PM (QX0Xt)

266 I got on good information that the Washington Times is COVERING UP a hoax hate crime. Something to do with a anti-trump bias is their motivation.

If you get on this story soon you can scoop it and maybe get a Pulitzer and save us from darkness!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!
*************
You morons inspired me to send this to WAPO.

Posted by: torabora at May 08, 2017 09:27 PM (0+2tr)

267 When the Washington Post is printing, the world is a bit darker.

Posted by: torabora at May 08, 2017 09:52 PM (0+2tr)

268 Has anyone told the muzzies in France that the French like guillotines?

Posted by: torabora at May 08, 2017 09:55 PM (0+2tr)

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