Nieman Marcus Will Sell You a "Destroyed" -- Artificially Distressed to the Point of Being Nonfunctional -- Sneaker, And They'll Do It for the Low, Low Price of One Thousand Four Hundred and Twenty Five Dollars

US dollars, not some debased kind of dollar like Esperanto Bucks.

We're not done with this trend yet: Neiman Marcus is currently selling battered and ripped sneakers for $1,425. At first glance, these look ripe for as much mockery as those $425 mud-stained jeans. But if you believe in fashion as art, you can also follow the argument that there's something a little more legitimate about the Maison Margiela Future Destroyed High-Top Sneaker.
The white sneakers appear to have been slashed with a knife, so that bright yellow inner stuffing shows through. They’re covered with staples, as if someone survived a tiger attacked at the office and then used whatever was nearby to keep their shoes on their feet. These are not shoes pre-dirtied to approximate blue-collar style, however. These are gleaming throwbacks to Martin Margiela's deconstructionist work of the 1980s, inspired in part by the work of Rei Kawakubo's Comme des Garcons.

The shoe is being marketed towards the semi-retarded sons of rich dentists with very successful group practices, as well as self-identifying cock-holdsters. (Not a slur; Jim Parsons and the rest of the Progressive Human Shield brigade has declared it so.)

Here's the page you can order this sneaker from, with additional angles of this product.

In case you didn't believe me.

Usually, to find a shitty off-brand stupid-looking sneaker that's all cut up and stapled, you'd need to spend $12 on the sort of no-name sneaker they usually only give to refugee children, plus a knife and a stapler.

By the way, the sneakers -- in their non-destroyed form -- debuted in Kanye West's "Yeezus" tour, so we can thank him for this stupid shit.

Oh, and these aren't the first:

"It's a far more edgy answer to Golden Goose’s ‘Distressed Superstar Sneakers' that featured scuff marks, ripped laces and duct-tape reinforcements," Footwear News wrote of the Future Destroyed kicks.
Those Golden Goose shoes, which first came out in 2015, were meant to be a reaction to the "brand new, fresh-out-of-the-box sparkling white sneakers" that dominated the market, Net-a-Porter Vice President of Global Buying Sarah Rutson told Yahoo Style at the time. But they received quite a backlash for looking a lot like the shoes of someone who couldn’t afford to buy any new shoes, let alone a $400 pair.

Four hundred a pair? Pshah. Only grubby poor people would buy those.

Here's what that deeply stupid footwear looks like.

Posted by: Ace at 08:41 PM

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1 Good

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 05, 2017 08:33 PM (Hj4t4)

2 I believe those are called Fyre Jordans.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 05, 2017 08:33 PM (eytER)

3 Cool! These will go great with those artificial mud-covered jeans I just bought for $450.

Posted by: rickl at May 05, 2017 08:34 PM (sdi6R)

4 Who says trolling can't be profitable?

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 05, 2017 08:34 PM (vBeA5)

5 If they want stanky well-hiked-on shoes, all they had to do was ask. I'll let go of my old shoes for the low hundreds. Hell, for an extra twenty I'll even squish a cow turd for them.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 05, 2017 08:35 PM (6FqZa)

6 They'll look good with $425 muddy jeans. Good God.....

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 05, 2017 08:35 PM (Hj4t4)

7 Jesus.. I can't even...

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 05, 2017 08:36 PM (CNHr1)

8 Golden Goose? Whatever happened to Red Goose?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2017 08:36 PM (IqV8l)

9 Hillary's bogarted all the Grey Goose

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 05, 2017 08:37 PM (6FqZa)

10 Usually, to find a shitty off-brand stupid-looking sneaker that's all cut up and stapled, you'd need to spend $12 on the sort of no-name sneaker they usually only give to refugee children, plus a knife and a stapler.

The Kaboom of footwear.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 05, 2017 08:37 PM (LTHVh)

11 Hey, I never gave anyone permission to sell my work shoes!

Dang it, and they were *just* getting broken-in!

Posted by: JQ Flyover at May 05, 2017 08:37 PM (5muuD)

12 Good luck trying to donate these to Goodwill.

Posted by: t-bird at May 05, 2017 08:37 PM (TqmC9)

13 Some people are just stupid.

Posted by: Eromero at May 05, 2017 08:37 PM (zLDYs)

14 Fool

Money

Some disassembly required.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 05, 2017 08:37 PM (J+eG2)

15 I bet you could pick up a pair like that for a bag of rice and a bag of beans in Venezuela.

Posted by: no good deed at May 05, 2017 08:37 PM (hJamr)

16 Didn't they use a pair of these for the Dexter show? Murder is ok if for the right reasons?

Posted by: NC Ref at May 05, 2017 08:37 PM (SpeiC)

17 Sheesh. I've thrown away shoes that looked better than that.
We are living in a freak show. This must be trust fund babies trying to be Joe six-pack. A fool and his money . . .

Posted by: Infidel at May 05, 2017 08:38 PM (uKRys)

18 Eventually there'll be a big hard reset.

America as we've known it may or may not come out the other side (and my money is on 'not'), but whatever the outcome, an enormous amount of dross will have been stripped away.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 05, 2017 08:38 PM (qJjMA)

19 A lot of people in this country make a lot of money for doing really, really, stupid stuff.

I took a wrong turn somewhere and can't find my way back.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 05, 2017 08:38 PM (Jcg9Q)

20 So you buy them and some other guy buys them and the next thing you know you're at the same party and the depreciation is, what, 95%?

Psychological depreciation, that is.

Posted by: Caliban at May 05, 2017 08:38 PM (QE8X6)

21 If they want stanky well-hiked-on shoes, all they had to do was ask. I'll let go of my old shoes for the low hundreds. Hell, for an extra twenty I'll even squish a cow turd for them.

Seriously. I never considered my talking sneakers as cash.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 05, 2017 08:38 PM (LTHVh)

22 inspired in part by the work of Rei Kawakubo's Comme des Garcons.

I considered being inspired by Le Comme des Garcons- IFYKWIMAITTYD...

Posted by: Barry Soetero at May 05, 2017 08:39 PM (eeTCA)

23 The shoe designer, it is said, is a proud graduate of Florida Memorial University.

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at May 05, 2017 08:39 PM (oBuXO)

24 I want to live in a society in which these shoes are:

[ ] Forbidden and possession thereof is punishable by death

[ ] A passing footnote in a over-enthusiastic consumer culture

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 05, 2017 08:39 PM (GgzGa)

25 At last, sneakers that can't be ruined by a chew-crazy dog.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 05, 2017 08:39 PM (3C9q2)

26 Into the trash bin.

Posted by: Goodwill donation sorter at May 05, 2017 08:40 PM (Fz5yy)

27 The shoe designer, it is said, is a proud graduate of Florida Memorial University.

His degree in foot science is honorary.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 05, 2017 08:40 PM (LTHVh)

28 You know what would be real news? A story about any retards who are actually buying this thing. Selling? phht. Hell, I'll sell those for the deeply discounted price of $500 a pair. But, just one problem. Who will buy?

Maybe that guy that spent $30K to make himself look like an elf.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 05, 2017 08:40 PM (R+30W)

29 I guess it's better than selling Destroyed underwear

Posted by: L, Elle at May 05, 2017 08:40 PM (Z1oBf)

30 I'll bet the Romans paid big bucks for distressed togas and sandals around 450 AD. It was their way of showing solidarity with the impoverished barbarians.

Posted by: rickl at May 05, 2017 08:41 PM (sdi6R)

31 Eventually there'll be a big hard reset.

America as we've known it may or may not come out the other side (and my money is on 'not'), but whatever the outcome, an enormous amount of dross will have been stripped away.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 05, 2017 08:38 PM (qJjMA)

I'm afraid it might not happen in my lifetime though.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 05, 2017 08:42 PM (Jcg9Q)

32 Dafuq?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 05, 2017 08:42 PM (BdD6T)

33 Belleville Sabres ftw, Navy cert. Wear them almost every day. Light as a feather.

Posted by: Eromero at May 05, 2017 08:42 PM (zLDYs)

34 I got willowed on the other thread for this shit?

Posted by: JAS at May 05, 2017 08:42 PM (EX4Wr)

35 I can wear those to the Fyre makeup festival next year! That's so dope! All those models will be dying to get with this.

Posted by: Millenial Dunderhead at May 05, 2017 08:43 PM (GX63o)

36 Well, I gotta say that I think that $#!t like this and the Fyre festival are a kind of socio-financial Darwinism.

I'm just feel occasional regret that Mom&Pop Eez raised me to be so damn honest or I would consider makin' yuge bank offa this kinda Flaming Stupid.

O well, then I think about being able to sleep at night with no worries ....
At least now that HRCWNBPOTUS ....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at May 05, 2017 08:43 PM (KGH7Z)

37 This culture is too stupid to continue.

Posted by: Mark in Sandy UT at May 05, 2017 08:43 PM (xGX1p)

38 But, just one problem. Who will buy?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 05, 2017 08:40 PM (R+30W)

Ghetto rats and rich Prog scum kids who want to act like them.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 05, 2017 08:43 PM (Jcg9Q)

39 It's like the old joke from the deep depression years.
Street corner vendor selling neckties gets a question from a shopper.

"How much for the tie?"
"One million dollars."
"you sell very many at that price?"
"only takes one."

Posted by: Gearald Nerfbanger at May 05, 2017 08:43 PM (BW2Ve)

40 So completely off topic.... that stupid scrunt on NBCSN needs to shut her cake hole and leave the game analysis to the guys who've actually played hockey.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 05, 2017 08:44 PM (BioQc)

41 Wow. Those $400 shoes at the last link held together with duct tape look like my son's skate shoes. I need to stop letting him throw them away, I guess.

Posted by: bluebell at May 05, 2017 08:44 PM (sBOL1)

42
This must be trust fund babies trying to be Joe six-pack.

But aren't Joe Sixpacks the ones who voted for Trump?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2017 08:44 PM (IqV8l)

43 The shoe designer, it is said, is a proud graduate of Florida Memorial University.

The what?! So I binged it and bing led with this headline:

Florida [Memorial] University to Award Posthumous Degree to Trayvon Martin

Posted by: t-bird at May 05, 2017 08:44 PM (k8DTS)

44 Shoes are of the devil.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at May 05, 2017 08:44 PM (vRcUp)

45 "This culture is too stupid to continue."

Ain't my culture.

It can die.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 05, 2017 08:44 PM (J+eG2)

46 I'll bet the Romans paid big bucks for distressed togas and sandals around 450 AD. It was their way of showing solidarity with the impoverished barbarians.

Blond "barbarian" hair wigs were popular among the rich women.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 05, 2017 08:44 PM (LTHVh)

47 Psychological depreciation, that is.
Posted by: Caliban at May 05, 2017 08:38 PM (QE8X6)

No purchase necessary.

Posted by: Millenial Dunderhead at May 05, 2017 08:45 PM (GX63o)

48 I guess it's better than selling Destroyed underwear

Posted by: L, Elle at May 05, 2017 08:40 PM (Z1oBf)

We donate those and write them off as charity.

Posted by: B & H Clinton at May 05, 2017 08:45 PM (Jcg9Q)

49 I have a pair of elephant skin boots that I wore in high school (30+ years ago). They've been resoled 4 times. 2 different puppies (now in doggy heaven) have used the the uppers for chew toys.

But they aren't beat up, they just have extensive character enhancements.

You would not believe me if I told you how much they are worth. (I had them appraised. It's Texan thing, you wouldn't understand.)

Posted by: Skunky Choom at May 05, 2017 08:45 PM (iVPsD)

50 Jeff Bezos' face has been everywhere a lot lately. Now on Drudge: "Inside Bezos' Bizarre Workspace."

He may be their hope for 2020.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 05, 2017 08:45 PM (nILVB)

51 I need to stop letting him throw them away, I guess.

You tell him to keep wearing them until they're worth $1000!

Posted by: t-bird at May 05, 2017 08:45 PM (k8DTS)

52 Again... I don't see why we're bitching about this. We should encourage this trend. My shitty work boots and worn out carharts could become a fashion statement very quickly.

I will finally be fashionable!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 05, 2017 08:45 PM (wmaTe)

53 $1,400 for trash?

Si! Americanos muy loco!

$1,400 could do some serious fixing up of things for me.

Care to donate?
https://www.gofundme.com/8k4zdgw9

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 05, 2017 08:46 PM (RfsRx)

54 OT. Is the whole Barrack before Michelle story dump just the media serving as his beard?

Posted by: Bavaria Clock Support Line at May 05, 2017 08:46 PM (NnnZy)

55 We donate those and write them off as charity.
Posted by: B & H Clinton

And destroyed seat cushions, don't forget those.

Posted by: Hillz! at May 05, 2017 08:46 PM (k8DTS)

56 My culture is being appropriated.

Posted by: Cluebat at May 05, 2017 08:46 PM (9WTDY)

57 Oh, and Cap'n W; congratulations !
Mrs Eez will still put you up for the Prayers for Folks Circle on Sunday, just to make sure.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at May 05, 2017 08:46 PM (KGH7Z)

58
I guess it's better than selling Destroyed underwear

You can write that off on your taxes.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 05, 2017 08:46 PM (IqV8l)

59 IIRC, Moochelle once showed up during TFG's first term to "help out" at a soup kitchen wearing $500 sneaks. When she-- or maybe Chelsea-- is seen out and about in a pair of these distressed items, watch the present price go way up.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 05, 2017 08:46 PM (3C9q2)

60 First it was my dirty jeans. Now this.

Posted by: Cluebat at May 05, 2017 08:46 PM (9WTDY)

61 Why is Nieman-Marcus a big deal? Mom said it was very stupid and pretentious Texas stuff.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 05, 2017 08:47 PM (7dpmG)

62 Unfortunately, Traytable Martin was unavailable and could not receive his honorary diploma.

Posted by: JAS at May 05, 2017 08:47 PM (EX4Wr)

63 Some people just need to be hit with a fucking asteroid.

A cleansing plasma-hot fire puts "paid" on a shitload of stupid.

Seriously, though. Things like this just - stupid , fuck sakes, want to just walk into the woods and never come out.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 05, 2017 08:47 PM (c1VpD)

64 OT Early ...

... I just finished the OM's posted article from the Indian girl at CNN.

That is worth the time. An excellent read.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 05, 2017 08:47 PM (fiGNd)

65 So late '80s Airwalks after skating over summer break?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at May 05, 2017 08:47 PM (fD1ST)

66 The re-education camps are working... You call them colleges...

Posted by: Bill Ayers at May 05, 2017 08:48 PM (DpOmP)

67 Inspector Cussword, SMOD is not really needed. Besides SMOD is such a tease.

How about a CME induced Carrignton Effect that zaps all the special snowflakes technology.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 05, 2017 08:49 PM (RfsRx)

68

Funny, I had to break down and buy me a new pair of shoes (Brooks, which I've taken to the last couple of cycles).

The old ones were about flat worn out. Soles worn slick, pieces breaking off, and the midsole punctured.

I think I got them around 2010, maybe earlier.

Do you think I could put 'em on E-bay and get $1000 for 'em from some idiot?

Posted by: Mohammed Jihad, with Noro virus at May 05, 2017 08:49 PM (aKqWT)

69 This why we got 8 years of King Putt and almost got Her Thighness.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 05, 2017 08:49 PM (6n332)

70 Get off my lawn. I already lived through the distressed look clothing for extra $$ back in the 80s. That was mostly slashed jeans as I recall.

Since victimhood and refugees are are big things lately; I can mentally picture wealthy hipsters buying these and trying to pass themselves off as refugees that barely made it out of Syria or Somalia etc alive.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 05, 2017 08:49 PM (eASYU)

71 " Unfortunately, Traytable Martin was unavailable and could not receive his honorary diploma."

Working on his geology degree?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 05, 2017 08:49 PM (J+eG2)

72

Explosively sharting jihadi sock off.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 05, 2017 08:50 PM (aKqWT)

73 Come to think of it, I remember when Hollywood celebrities would sleep on steam grates and pretend to be broke and homeless. Don't remember who it was that did it, though. So much for being remembered, eh?

Posted by: Gearald Nerfbanger at May 05, 2017 08:50 PM (BW2Ve)

74 You tell him to keep wearing them until they're worth $1000!

Posted by: t-bird

The value of a car decreases over time, but not so the value of jeans and sneakers.

Posted by: Jean Poole at May 05, 2017 08:50 PM (vRcUp)

75 The low spark of high-heeled boys? I don't know, I got nothin'...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 05, 2017 08:50 PM (e9G8E)

76 I laugh at your pathetic little planet inhabited by fools... It amuses me, I shall let it continue

Posted by: SMOD at May 05, 2017 08:50 PM (DpOmP)

77 that stupid scrunt on NBCSN needs to shut her cake hole and leave the game analysis to the guys who've actually played hockey.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 05, 2017 08:44 PM (BioQc)

Do female sports commentators, studio talking heads and booth analysts bring anything special to the viewers?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at May 05, 2017 08:50 PM (CKGym)

78 Do these dumbasses realize what $1400 would BUY at Goodwill or Salvation Army?

Posted by: Eromero at May 05, 2017 08:51 PM (zLDYs)

79 SMOD always disappoints.

Posted by: JAS at May 05, 2017 08:52 PM (EX4Wr)

80 I'll bet Barry would wear those if they paid him $400,000/hour.

Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2017 08:52 PM (ZcAbN)

81 What did the Captain do?

Posted by: Country Boy at May 05, 2017 08:52 PM (Jcg9Q)

82 And also, it is now normal and encouraged to pick your nose and eat it for the health benefits. The article encourages the reader to do so.

Over at Drudge.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 05, 2017 08:53 PM (nILVB)

83 I like this. Because nothing says "Yes! I AM a fucking idiot!!" than a 1400 dollar pair of cut up sneakers. It will make it much easier to cull the herd when the time comes.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 05, 2017 08:53 PM (qJhUV)

84 OK ... since we're talking about shoes ...

... anybody else shop at Red Wings ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 05, 2017 08:53 PM (fiGNd)

85 Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at May 05, 2017 08:50 PM (CKGym)

Only if they followed the example set by Mexican women weather broadcasters.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 05, 2017 08:53 PM (BioQc)

86 62 Unfortunately, Traytable Martin was unavailable and could not receive his honorary diploma.

Posted by: JAS at May 05, 2017 08:47 PM (EX4Wr)

Besides the obvious comedy, the funniest part is the school that awarded Saint Tray-Tray the degree.

HBCU (naturally) with a 2.0 GPA entry requirement and no SATs listed. If I remember reading correctly they rank #9 among HBCUs in graduating black teachers. Stop and read that last sentence again. Already-academically-horrible HBCUs and they celebrate not even being able to break into the top five.

I honestly suspect both Trayvon and his girlfriend would not only be accepted but would be average students there.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at May 05, 2017 08:53 PM (fD1ST)

87 I saw the Guardians of the Galaxy 2.
It did not disappoint. Very, very funny.
Will watch again, then do formal review.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 05, 2017 08:53 PM (j1cY+)

88 I'll bet Barry would wear those if they paid him $400,000/hour.

I'm already reduced to wearing sh!t like that, where's my $400,000/hour?! Lol.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at May 05, 2017 08:54 PM (5muuD)

89 Ghetto rats and rich Prog scum kids who want to act like them.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 05, 2017 08:43 PM (Jcg9Q)

++++

I don't know about ghetto rats. Generally, they spend bucks to make sure their kicks look good.

Maybe prog scum who think that those shoes will make them look like ghetto rats.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 05, 2017 08:54 PM (R+30W)

90 What is the scientific specialty involving compost?

That is what he is doing.

Posted by: JAS at May 05, 2017 08:54 PM (EX4Wr)

91 Ah, brings to my mind a little ditty from my youth:

Everyboy's doing it, doing it.
Pickin' their noses and chewing it, chewing it.
Thinkin' it's bubblegum
But it'snot

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 05, 2017 08:54 PM (aKqWT)

92
his why we got 8 years of King Putt and almost got Her Thighness.
Posted by: Darth Randall

Trump is merely a speed bump on the road to ruin.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2017 08:54 PM (IqV8l)

93 I saw the Guardians of the Galaxy 2.
It did not disappoint. Very, very funny.

I have to take the tribe tomorrow.

Crowds suck.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 05, 2017 08:55 PM (fiGNd)

94 Damn, already bought my ticket to Fyre this weekend. Have to wait for my allowance next Tuesday.

Posted by: Dentist's son at May 05, 2017 08:55 PM (Fwv1e)

95 The tree of liberty must be refreshed from...

Ah f^ck it... you all don't deserve freedom

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at May 05, 2017 08:55 PM (DpOmP)

96 I have some threadbare towels and L.L. Bean chinos. I'lll let you have them for $200 per.

Posted by: rickl at May 05, 2017 08:55 PM (sdi6R)

97 Yeah, I was thinking that Emory should be getting sued by all of their graduates for preparing them for failure.

Posted by: JAS at May 05, 2017 08:56 PM (EX4Wr)

98 Their alter name was always Needless Mark Up.

Posted by: navybrat at May 05, 2017 08:56 PM (w7KSn)

99 "Do these dumbasses realize what $1400 would BUY at Goodwill or Salvation Army? "

I frequently hit the local GW and SA.for some good stuff at cheap prices.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 05, 2017 08:56 PM (J+eG2)

100 >>>I saw the Guardians of the Galaxy 2.

The galaxy is too big for anyone to destroy. It needs no guardian.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at May 05, 2017 08:56 PM (vRcUp)

101 I don't know about ghetto rats. Generally, they spend bucks to make sure their kicks look good.

Maybe prog scum who think that those shoes will make them look like ghetto rats.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 05, 2017 08:54 PM (R+30W)

I think it said above these originated at a Kanye West concert.

I rest my case.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 05, 2017 08:56 PM (Jcg9Q)

102 "Don't fix them, Mom- you'll ruin them!"

Posted by: t-bird at May 05, 2017 08:56 PM (eeTCA)

103 Hey Tom, my willowed comment on the previous thread discussed that.

Posted by: JAS at May 05, 2017 08:56 PM (EX4Wr)

104 ... anybody else shop at Red Wings ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 05, 2017 08:53 PM (fiGNd)

I have, but I apparently didn't have Red Wing shaped feet when I tried. Unfortunate, too, since my dad has a pair that's 40 or so years old that he keeps getting re-soled.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at May 05, 2017 08:57 PM (fD1ST)

105 My husband thinks I'm an idiot for my jeans that have holes in them.

I would not buy those tennis shoes though.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 05, 2017 08:57 PM (Ri/rl)

106 "How do we know who the city dwellers are?"

"Shoot anyone with staples in their sneakers."

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 05, 2017 08:57 PM (4ErVI)

107 "I honestly suspect both Trayvon and his girlfriend would not only be accepted but would be ~~average students~~ accepted as Faculty there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 05, 2017 08:57 PM (J+eG2)

108 97 Yeah, I was thinking that Emory should be getting sued by all of their graduates for preparing them for failure.

Posted by: JAS at May 05, 2017 08:56 PM (EX4Wr)

Designed to fail... just like Obamacare

Posted by: Bill Ayers at May 05, 2017 08:57 PM (DpOmP)

109 It's a marketing ploy to make their other crap look reasonably priced.

I did buy a pair of those angry beaver firehose pants for $68, wearing them now. Nice ... but the $10 jeans from WalMart are nearly as nice, and I don't have to worry about messing them up. But I'll wear the angry beaver jeans to town to impress the babes (as if they are not already overly impressed by me)

But Mikey Jordan says those $200 Nike designer shoes are the best, and it helps those sweat shop kids even though it helps their communist owners more ... so many choices.

Posted by: Illiniwek at May 05, 2017 08:57 PM (TmCOq)

110 I buy my work coats at GW. Because I go through a lot of work coats.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at May 05, 2017 08:58 PM (iVPsD)

111 The good thing is that making this kind of crap can't last long in a civilizational sense. Eventually the shitheads who actually wear this stuff will be taping their sneakers together for real.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 05, 2017 08:58 PM (kg98x)

112 Trump is merely a speed bump on the road to ruin.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2017 08:54 PM (IqV8l)

Sadly, this.

Found out this week that beginning Oct. 1st your carry license in Texas will only cost 40 bucks instead of 140. Problem is, do I want to wait another 4 months to save 100 bucks, given how things are?

I'm inclined to say no.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 05, 2017 08:58 PM (Jcg9Q)

113 >> The galaxy is too big for anyone to destroy.
>> It needs no guardian.

Hah! I keel you. I run you down in a few billions years

Posted by: Andromeda Galaxy, pumped up at May 05, 2017 08:58 PM (aKqWT)

114 A little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA27aQZCQMk

Posted by: JQ Flyover at May 05, 2017 08:58 PM (5muuD)

115 ... anybody else shop at Red Wings ?

I have a pair of Irish Setter Elk Trackers that will not wear out no matter how hard I am on them. The best hunting boots....or actually, best boots period....that I've ever owned.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 05, 2017 08:59 PM (eytER)

116
So...

That's picture above is an Artist's conception of-

Steven Colbert's Cockholster?

I like it.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 05, 2017 09:00 PM (9q7Dl)

117 101 I don't know about ghetto rats. Generally, they spend bucks to make sure their kicks look good.

Maybe prog scum who think that those shoes will make them look like ghetto rats.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 05, 2017 08:54 PM (R+30W)

One of the best parts of driving around Charlotte is passing the projects and seeing the $1200 '78 Monte Carlos that have been tricked out to look as nice as they f*cking possibly can look right next to the late-model BMWs and Cadillacs that have been tricked out by the same folks to look absolutely horrible.

It's almost like there's a baseline that has to be met. Good or bad, it has to reach that equilibrium.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at May 05, 2017 09:00 PM (fD1ST)

118 I guess it's better than selling Destroyed underwear
Posted by: L, Elle

DAMMIT!!

Posted by: Al Roker at May 05, 2017 09:01 PM (GgzGa)

119 OT,
The baby owlet was on the ground. The guy that works here put it on the fence near a branch. It's so cute, it doesn't look real. He was bill clacking like crazy.
I need to name him.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 05, 2017 09:01 PM (Ri/rl)

120 OK ... since we're talking about shoes ...

... anybody else shop at Red Wings ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 05, 2017 08:53 PM (fiGNd)

I got my kids red wings when they needed steel toe boots for auto shop. They are pricy but the comfort is worth it, I think.

Posted by: redbanzai at May 05, 2017 09:01 PM (FTXAT)

121 I've got a couple of pairs of boxer shorts with holes near the balls; probably caused by my frequent scratching in that area. A scratched ballsack is a happy ballsack.

Boxers with pre-worn ballsack air ventilation ports -- $400.
Friend pricing -- $1000.
Kate Upton price -- Free, if she removes them from my body with her teeth.

Charity begins at home.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 05, 2017 09:01 PM (nBgeK)

122 "2 I believe those are called Fyre Jordans."

I declare thee, Threadwinner!

Posted by: Chris M at May 05, 2017 09:01 PM (6RZos)

123 THIS is the shoe post we finally get?! Sheesh.

Posted by: LASue at May 05, 2017 09:02 PM (CLKfs)

124 Does anybody remember Red Goose shoes? Didn't they come with an egg in the box, with a little prize inside?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2017 09:02 PM (lwiT4)

125 go figure.. I would have tossed these into the trash bin not even tried to pawn em off on goodwill.

who knew I could have thrown away literally thousands of dollars, with my families beaters.

hey I have some really thin t shirts can we market em?
maybe I can find some with a spot of mustard .

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2017 09:02 PM (0Ryp5)

126 81 What did the Captain do?
Posted by: Country Boy at May 05, 2017 08:52 PM (Jcg9Q)

I had a health scare earlier this week. Thought it might be kidney failure. I'm doing much better at this point, but I'm still getting checked out next week.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 05, 2017 09:03 PM (OiYSO)

127 I have, but I apparently didn't have Red Wing shaped feet when I tried.

I put a pair of inserts into mine. Made a huge difference.

I have a pair of Irish Setter Elk Trackers that will not wear out no matter how hard I am on them.

My daily wear is a pair of Irish Setters. Best boots I've ever owned as well.

Didn't mean to cut a promo - was just kinda' wondering how many other people wear boots all day long. That's all I wear - because I'm an Aspy Redneck Dick I guess.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 05, 2017 09:03 PM (fiGNd)

128 Wait, this drastically changes my stated amounts on the receipts for my charitable donations, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at May 05, 2017 09:04 PM (fD1ST)

129 Does anybody remember Red Goose shoes?

No, but I *do* remember Buster Brown shoes.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at May 05, 2017 09:04 PM (5muuD)

130 Captain Whitebread, that's good news! I'm so glad.

Posted by: bluebell at May 05, 2017 09:04 PM (sBOL1)

131 I had a health scare earlier this week. Thought it might be kidney failure. I'm doing much better at this point, but I'm still getting checked out next week.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 05, 2017 09:03 PM (OiYSO)

I'm sorry I didn't see that, I'll pray for you.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 05, 2017 09:04 PM (Ri/rl)

132 I've had my Red Wings resoled twice. Had them for 7 years. No probs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 05, 2017 09:05 PM (89T5c)

133 Nieman-Marcus

Heh. Years ago I had a vague idea what a Nieman Marcus was. When G'ma died in the '90's there was a glass I thought was cool. Skinny and tall with butterflys and grass at the bottom. It lives in the cupboard. One of kidlets friend's sister was here one day and saw it. "Ohh, Nieman-Marcus" cooing like an idiot. I looked close and it's spelled out in the grass. Such a pretentious little chub.

Posted by: Infidel at May 05, 2017 09:05 PM (uKRys)

134 That's all I wear - because I'm an Aspy Redneck Dick I guess.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 05, 2017 09:03 PM (fiGNd)
======================

I wear clogs nearly year round. Bork de bork.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2017 09:05 PM (lwiT4)

135 I'll sell you a pair for half that, and they stink, too. Size 9 1/2.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 05, 2017 09:05 PM (oVJmc)

136 Captain Whitebread , keep on top of that stuff.
prayers.

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2017 09:05 PM (0Ryp5)

137 I get my shoes from WM for $20. After about 4 months they look like that and I get another pair.

Posted by: freaked at May 05, 2017 09:06 PM (BO/km)

138 WHITE PEOPLE PROBABLY THINK THEY CAN DISGUISE THEIR PRIVILEGE WITH THESE. YOU CAN'T FOOL ME.

Posted by: AL SHARPTON at May 05, 2017 09:06 PM (vRcUp)

139 73 Come to think of it, I remember when Hollywood celebrities would sleep on steam grates and pretend to be broke and homeless. Don't remember who it was that did it, though. So much for being remembered, eh?
Posted by: Gearald Nerfbanger at May 05, 2017 08:50 PM (BW2Ve)

That could be the next big thing. Buy clothes off the urban piss bums--lived and excreted in every day for months at a time-- then sell them to trust fund wanna bees for hundreds to thousands of dollars. Not just the look, not just the feel, but the authentic smell and insect parasite populations.

Posted by: Keith at May 05, 2017 09:06 PM (USf3s)

140 Captain - I'm happy that you are feeling better. I'll pray your appointment shows nada.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2017 09:06 PM (lwiT4)

141 106 "Shoot anyone with staples in their sneakers."

Dack, what about flip-flops? Cuz I've, er, gone there. In my defense, they were high quality staples.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 05, 2017 09:07 PM (nBgeK)

142 CW, meaning I'm glad you're doing better and that it doesn't seem to be kidney failure.

Posted by: bluebell at May 05, 2017 09:07 PM (sBOL1)

143 anyway dropped in to say hi-hi.
happy Friday. peace and loves except to that one over there.

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2017 09:07 PM (0Ryp5)

144 They'll look good with $425 muddy jeans. Good God.....

We gotta find a way to separate the left from their cash.
Morals? I have none when it comes to that. Fuck them.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2017 09:07 PM (nO4IJ)

145 123 THIS is the shoe post we finally get?! Sheesh.
Posted by: LASue at May 05, 2017 09:02 PM (CLKfs)

Whomever had ScoggDog as the Moron who started ONT Shoe Thread ... please claim your winnings at the pay window.

I'm shocked myself ... truth be told.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 05, 2017 09:08 PM (fiGNd)

146 Peebles, you have to get a bit more for that " middle class" smell. Gotta be authentic and shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 05, 2017 09:08 PM (89T5c)

147 Does anybody remember Red Goose shoes?

No, but I *do* remember Buster Brown shoes.

PF Flyers! They made you run faster and jump higher!

Posted by: tu3031 at May 05, 2017 09:08 PM (qJhUV)

148 peace and loves except to that one over there.

I musta done something wrong.

Posted by: Infidel at May 05, 2017 09:08 PM (uKRys)

149 I'll sell you a pair for half that, and they stink, too. Size 9 1/2.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles

*sniff*

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at May 05, 2017 09:09 PM (vRcUp)

150 If you get a tube of weatherstrip adhesive from the auto parts store you can make a pair of shoes last a lot longer.

Posted by: freaked at May 05, 2017 09:09 PM (BO/km)

151
Some dildo in the thread below lectured you uncouth myopic ignoramuses. I took care of it for you.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 05, 2017 09:09 PM (Si2Fo)

152

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 05, 2017 09:09 PM (Si2Fo)

153 Neiman's used to have such beautiful Christmas ads.

Posted by: gNewt at May 05, 2017 09:09 PM (AEEhl)

154 Kangaroo shoes with the zippered pocket?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at May 05, 2017 09:09 PM (fD1ST)

155 Half the fun of having feet is Red Goose Shoes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2017 09:09 PM (IqV8l)

156 125
hey I have some really thin t shirts can we market em?
maybe I can find some with a spot of mustard .
Posted by: willow at May 05, 2017 09:02 PM (0Ryp5)

Yeah, go ahead and brag, you 1%er.

Posted by: rickl at May 05, 2017 09:10 PM (sdi6R)

157 I had a health scare earlier this week. Thought it might be kidney failure. I'm doing much better at this point, but I'm still getting checked out next week.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 05, 2017 09:03 PM (OiYSO)

=======

I had kidney failure along with another disease in November. As long as you are putting out an average of 30 ml\ hour, you should be good.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at May 05, 2017 09:10 PM (Hj4t4)

158 By the way, the sneakers -- in their non-destroyed form -- debuted in Kanye West's "Yeezus" tour, so we can thank him for this stupid shit.

++++

I think you're being unfair to Kanye. (There's a sentence I never thought I'd write.)

But, as you note, he wore them "in their non-destroyed form", so this subsequent stupidity of purposely destroying them and then offering the destroyed ones up for sale seems to have fuck all to do with West.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 05, 2017 09:10 PM (R+30W)

159 QUENTIN!!

Posted by: freaked at May 05, 2017 09:10 PM (BO/km)

160 Toe sniffer to the barrel, please.

Toe sniffer to the barrel.

Posted by: Infidel at May 05, 2017 09:10 PM (uKRys)

161 I could buy quite a few pairs of boots at shoes.com on $1,425.

Like these
https://www.shoes.com/dingo-morgan-slouch-harness-boot-di687/806582

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 05, 2017 09:10 PM (RfsRx)

162 Keds kids, Keds

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2017 09:11 PM (IqV8l)

163 is it me, or has Ace become very fashion conscious as of late ? ..not that there is anything wrong with that ...

Posted by: Dr. runner, PhD at May 05, 2017 09:11 PM (c6/9Q)

164 "PF Flyers! They made you run faster and jump higher!"

hell yeah...I remember those commercials.

https://youtu.be/1rUFlXZzbE8

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 05, 2017 09:11 PM (J+eG2)

165 Half the fun of having feet is Red Goose Shoes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2017 09:09 PM (IqV8l)
======================

YES !!! That's what I was trying to remember! Thanks

Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2017 09:11 PM (lwiT4)

166 <><

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2017 09:12 PM (c6/9Q)

167 My daily wear is a pair of Irish Setters. Best boots I've ever owned as well.

Yep - takes a bit to break in, but they will and there's absolutely nothing wrong with them. Waterproofing on them is flawless - I could go wading in them and still have dry feet at the end.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 05, 2017 09:12 PM (eytER)

168 Be sure you leave a tip.

Posted by: Mr. Barrel at May 05, 2017 09:12 PM (fD1ST)

169 I wear clogs nearly year round. Bork de bork.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2017 09:05 PM (lwiT4)

Well ... you can. You're a woman of class and distinction. Anyone with a white couch simply must be.

I'd enjoy drinking a Yuengling Lite on such a couch - if I had the style and panache to do so in a manner befitting such a piece of furniture.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 05, 2017 09:12 PM (fiGNd)

170 Daughter is on Snapchat with a new fellow. He changed his avi from a goofy bunny to a pic of him flexing after they started talking. Lord help me...teenagers!

Posted by: Jmel at May 05, 2017 09:12 PM (OeWgo)

171 Oooo, Anna, those are cute!

Posted by: Infidel at May 05, 2017 09:12 PM (uKRys)

172 spending more on shoes/boots is probably worth it ... and the right arch support, maybe even the custom made arch thing. Pants ... go cheap for routine work. But shoes a different matter ...

Posted by: Illiniwek at May 05, 2017 09:13 PM (TmCOq)

173 Red Wing "wing walkers" was my brand.

Posted by: gNewt at May 05, 2017 09:14 PM (AEEhl)

174 161 I could buy quite a few pairs of boots at shoes.com on $1,425.

Like these
https://www.shoes.com/dingo-morgan-slouch-harness-boot-di687/806582
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 05, 2017 09:10 PM (RfsRx)

So when did women's boots start being considered fashionable? It used to be that women wore dainty shoes. Although high-buttoned boots were a thing 100 years ago.

I'm not complaining, mind you.

Posted by: rickl at May 05, 2017 09:14 PM (sdi6R)

175 I'm pretty sure I had some Buster Brown shoes. In brown. Also I remember that Goose that laid eggs with toys in them.

Posted by: freaked at May 05, 2017 09:14 PM (BO/km)

176 Zombie Imelda Marcos would reject these shoes...and that is saying something.

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at May 05, 2017 09:14 PM (oBuXO)

177 PF Flyers! They made you run faster and jump higher!

And when you outgrew them...Red Ball Jets!

Posted by: tu3031 at May 05, 2017 09:14 PM (qJhUV)

178 People are fucking retarded.

Posted by: Lord Insomniac Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 05, 2017 09:14 PM (0mRoj)

179 I'd enjoy drinking a Yuengling Lite on such a couch -
if I had the style and panache to do so in a manner befitting such a
piece of furniture.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 05, 2017 09:12 PM (fiGNd)
=================================

You are welcome to sit on my white couch, any day any time. Beverage service available at additional charge. PopTarts are free.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2017 09:15 PM (lwiT4)

180 I want to see pictures of the jackholes that buy that crap.

Posted by: Abby at May 05, 2017 09:15 PM (HBU7W)

181 I had a health scare earlier this week. Thought it might be kidney failure. I'm doing much better at this point, but I'm still getting checked out next week.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 05, 2017 09:03 PM (OiYSO)

I'm sorry I didn't see that, I'll pray for you.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 05, 2017 09:04 PM (Ri/rl)

Same here, and me too.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 05, 2017 09:16 PM (Jcg9Q)

182 Also I remember that Goose that laid eggs with toys in them.

Posted by: freaked at May 05, 2017 09:14 PM (BO/km)
===============================

that's about as good as it gets when you're a kid buying shoes

Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2017 09:16 PM (lwiT4)

183 161 I could buy quite a few pairs of boots at shoes.com on $1,425.

Like these
https://www.shoes.com/dingo-morgan-slouch-harness-boot-di687/806582
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 05, 2017 09:10 PM (RfsRx)

Those are nice.

I wanted these in black but they are sold out.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ks2jps5

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 05, 2017 09:16 PM (Ri/rl)

184 But do they match ace's ~~purse~~ designer messenger bag?

Posted by: Lord Insomniac Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 05, 2017 09:16 PM (0mRoj)

185 Did Ace just take a shot at Dentists or am I paranoid? Because I know a shot when I see one and that looks like a shot to me? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2017 09:16 PM (op9Rd)

186 Anyone else remember the jeans from when we were kids? You could stand them up on their own when they were new.

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at May 05, 2017 09:17 PM (Zc+RP)

187 Guys, I think I have a new business venture idea: Post Apocalyptic Socks!

Buy a bundle of socks for $10.
Burn, tear, and rip holes in them.
Sell each pair for $99.98 +shipping and handling.

Posted by: JC at May 05, 2017 09:17 PM (3GSgE)

188 Sorry about that.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at May 05, 2017 09:17 PM (vRcUp)

189 I have a pair of pink lacy thongs. Only worn once. Vicki's Secret. Never washed. I'm thinking of asking at least $300.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 05, 2017 09:17 PM (CNHr1)

190 I mean Neiman Marcus ? What's next ? Manicures ? ...not that there is anything wrong with that...

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2017 09:17 PM (c6/9Q)

191 186 Anyone else remember the jeans from when we were kids? You could stand them up on their own when they were new.
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at May 05, 2017 09:17 PM (Zc+RP)

Yup.

Posted by: Lord Insomniac Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 05, 2017 09:17 PM (0mRoj)

192 These are obviously "Resistance" sneakers

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 05, 2017 09:17 PM (e8kgV)

193 My favorite pair of shoes when in grade school was a pair of Buster Brown brown and tan suede saddle shoes. Even came with it's own 'care' sponge with two sides to keep them looking new. lol. So much cooler than the black and white.

Posted by: Infidel at May 05, 2017 09:17 PM (uKRys)

194 124: Yes!!! The egg was the ONLY thing good about shoe-shopping when I was little.

How things have changed.

Posted by: LASue at May 05, 2017 09:18 PM (CLKfs)

195 189 I have a pair of pink lacy thongs. Only worn once. Vicki's Secret. Never washed. I'm thinking of asking at least $300.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 05, 2017 09:17 PM (CNHr1)

Japanese eBay.

Posted by: Lord Insomniac Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 05, 2017 09:18 PM (0mRoj)

196 My favorite pair of shoes when in grade school was a pair of Buster Brown brown and tan suede saddle shoes. Even came with it's own 'care' sponge with two sides to keep them looking new. lol. So much cooler than the black and white.

Penny loafers.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2017 09:18 PM (nO4IJ)

197 So when did women's boots start being considered fashionable?

At least for me ...

... the day I hauled off that Sybil Danning poster with her in leather thigh-highs and matching bustier from Spencer's Gifts.

My Old Man told Mom to let it ride. I think I gained a crumb of respect that day.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 05, 2017 09:18 PM (fiGNd)

198 185 Did Ace just take a shot at Dentists or am I paranoid? Because I know a shot when I see one and that looks like a shot to me? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2017 09:16 PM (op9Rd)

++++

It's common knowledge that ace is an anti-dentite.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 05, 2017 09:19 PM (R+30W)

199 is it me, or has Ace become very fashion conscious as of late ? ..not that there is anything wrong with that ...

Posted by: Dr. runner, PhD at May 05, 2017 09:11 PM (c6/9Q)

Maybe he's a homo after all.

*just don't tell his mother*

Posted by: Country Boy at May 05, 2017 09:19 PM (Jcg9Q)

200 I wonder how much I could sell my old underwear for?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 05, 2017 09:19 PM (op9Rd)

201 Daughter is on Snapchat with a new fellow. He changed his avi from a goofy bunny to a pic of him flexing after they started talking. Lord help me...teenagers!

Posted by: Jmel at May 05, 2017 09:12 PM (OeWgo)

Did you check what he was flexing?

Posted by: Country Boy at May 05, 2017 09:20 PM (Jcg9Q)

202 Red Ball Jets!!. The horde is on fire tonight.

Posted by: LASue at May 05, 2017 09:20 PM (CLKfs)

203 I wonder how much I could sell my old underwear for?

After ten years, I'm still not done with mine.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2017 09:21 PM (nO4IJ)

204 Well, ladies, even though these aren't the shoes you or I would have picked for a shoe thread, at least it's a step in the right direction, maybe.

Posted by: bluebell at May 05, 2017 09:21 PM (sBOL1)

205 Red Ball Jets!!. The horde is on fire tonight.

Chuck Taylor's

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2017 09:21 PM (nO4IJ)

206 Maybe he's a homo after all.

*just don't tell his mother*

Posted by: Country Boy at May 05, 2017 09:19 PM (Jcg9Q)

I want to see what fashion column he posts next week before I render my opinion...

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2017 09:21 PM (c6/9Q)

207 Just in case you didn't know there is a movie on Comet called "Avalanche Sharks". I guess I can't complain it is free.

Posted by: freaked at May 05, 2017 09:23 PM (BO/km)

208 186. Sear's tuffskins. Bell bottoms were in fashion but none of the ranch and ranchhand moms were going to spend that kind of money so they sewed flares into the jeans. Damn, but I had a great childhood.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 05, 2017 09:23 PM (eASYU)

209 No GAINZZZ thread. Oh well here is mine anyway. I'm back to my highschool waist size of a 33 amd was about a 44 or 45. I'm weighing in between 180 and 185. Lost 70 lbs of fat and water since Thanksgiving. Started off with 8 weeks of resistance training all day using the Tower 200 and walking and squatting around the neighborhood. Confirmed high fat gives you strength and faster muscle growth.

End of week 3 at gym.
Squats up to finishing 2 sets of 5 with 185. Up 50 lbs.
Bench up to last set of 4 with 205. Up from 155.
Straight bar curls last set of 6 with 95 lbs.
Rows using 85 lbs dumbbell last set of 7 up from 60.
Pull-ups and chin ups only using 30 lbs spot down from 70.
Dips no spot down from 20 lbs

Made up a Murph type workout to do on my arms days 3 times a week. 2-4 miles walking and every 100 yards a set of 20 squats and next 100 a set of 20'pushups.

I eat at least 2000 calories at night for my one meal only to maintain and gain muscle and for energy the next day. HFLC one meal a day. Sleep like a baby around 11pm every night.

Body has transformed bigly.

Night Horde and God Bless!

Grip strength sucks nuts. Only time will fix this

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 05, 2017 09:23 PM (2qHjF)

210 Chuck Taylor's

They still make Chuck's.

http://tinyurl.com/ljatmbf

Posted by: tu3031 at May 05, 2017 09:24 PM (qJhUV)

211 Pepe !! oh , good. Glad to see you are alive...

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2017 09:24 PM (c6/9Q)

212 There's a whole line of $1000 tennis shoes they have. There's a lady sneaker that looks like my 2 yr old nice scribbled permanent marker all over for $900. I tried to get into the comments section, but alas could not.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 05, 2017 09:24 PM (89T5c)

213 Nice Pepe!

Posted by: Country Boy at May 05, 2017 09:25 PM (Jcg9Q)

214 Buy a bundle of socks for $10.
Burn, tear, and rip holes in them.
Sell each pair for $99.98 +shipping and handling.
Posted by: JC at May 05, 2017 09:17 PM (3GSgE)

I'm not giving up an actual pair!

I will give them the sock that lost its match.

jewells tell them you're 29

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2017 09:25 PM (0Ryp5)

215 'Ettes: Can we have a shoe thread?
'Ron #1: Anyone else ever tried these?
'Ron #2: I have worn a pair of those for 10 years.
'Ron #3: Me, too. They've been re-soled twice and still look new. I'll probably never buy another pair of shoes.
'Rons 1, 2, & 3: Yep. Best shoes I've ever had. Will probably never buy another pair.
'Ettes: Sigh.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at May 05, 2017 09:25 PM (fD1ST)

216 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 05, 2017 09:23 PM (2qHjF)

Good on ya, gainz are good!

Posted by: Infidel at May 05, 2017 09:26 PM (uKRys)

217 Just get some mismatched socks together and sell them as "Diversity Socks"

Posted by: Diversity Sock at May 05, 2017 09:26 PM (BO/km)

218 I'll sell you a pair of pre-sharted underwear for only $473.

Posted by: Dang at May 05, 2017 09:26 PM (8b+oT)

219 205 Red Ball Jets!!. The horde is on fire tonight.

Chuck Taylor's
Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2017 09:21 PM (nO4IJ)

I used to wear white Vans slip ons in high school or white keds.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 05, 2017 09:27 PM (Ri/rl)

220 Ace never covered the fashion aspect of assless chaps, has he ?

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2017 09:27 PM (c6/9Q)

221 Grip strength sucks nuts. Only time will fix this

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 05, 2017 09:23 PM (2qHjF)

It's a natural talent. You'll learn in time.

Posted by: Homeless Girl at the Gym at May 05, 2017 09:27 PM (fiGNd)

222 210 Chuck Taylor's

They still make Chuck's.

http://tinyurl.com/ljatmbf
Posted by: tu3031 at May 05, 2017 09:24 PM (qJhUV)

There's a guy where I work who has Chucks in all kinds of colors. I only remember black and white when I was a kid. Although I grew up in the 60s, when the world was already in color.

Posted by: rickl at May 05, 2017 09:27 PM (sdi6R)

223 Looks in closet and under the dresser ----- I'm rich!

Posted by: geoffb5 at May 05, 2017 09:29 PM (d3wbb)

224 Heroin chic. Every other decade. Like clockwork.

Posted by: 13times at May 05, 2017 09:29 PM (hB+8q)

225 $500 for the full, hardboiled eggs and case of beer shart underwear. It's authentic.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 05, 2017 09:30 PM (89T5c)

226 People had shoes when they were kids? My parents wrapped my bare feet in barbed wire so I could walk five miles to school through two feet of snow.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at May 05, 2017 09:30 PM (+QhzW)

227 Have you ever thought about your white sock privilege? How do you think wearing white socks makes socks of other colors feel?

Posted by: Diversity Sock at May 05, 2017 09:30 PM (BO/km)

228 Vans when they still had the narrow stripe were very comfortable shoes. I'm guessing it was somewhere around the time when I didn't have to call or mail order to get them anymore that they didn't seem to be as well made.

Now even us hicks here in the South will walk by a full-on Vans store or a store selling Vans when we go to minor malls.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at May 05, 2017 09:30 PM (fD1ST)

229 Good grief!

Posted by: Tentotwo at May 05, 2017 09:30 PM (EgGV0)

230 Can I use the funds on my Fyre Festival wristband to buy those?

Posted by: Tex at May 05, 2017 09:30 PM (xRq2F)

231 214 Buy a bundle of socks for $10.
Burn, tear, and rip holes in them.
Sell each pair for $99.98 +shipping and handling.
Posted by: JC at May 05, 2017 09:17 PM (3GSgE)

I'm not giving up an actual pair!

I will give them the sock that lost its match.

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2017 09:25 PM (0Ryp5)

Sell the distressed sock for $49.99 and offer to throw in a matching one for free.

Posted by: rickl at May 05, 2017 09:31 PM (sdi6R)

232 People had shoes when they were kids? My parents wrapped my bare feet in barbed wire so I could walk five miles to school through two feet of snow.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at May 05, 2017 09:30 PM (+QhzW)

You had barbed wire?

Shit, all we had was electric fencing and that stuff don't bend that great around your feet.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 05, 2017 09:31 PM (Jcg9Q)

233 collectively I'm certain we have a goldmine, Perhaps we can start looking for alextopia soon-ish.

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2017 09:31 PM (0Ryp5)

234
eople had shoes when they were kids? My parents
wrapped my bare feet in barbed wire so I could walk five miles to school
through two feet of snow.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at May 05, 2017 09:30 PM (+QhzW)

I don't believe you

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2017 09:32 PM (c6/9Q)

235
Sell the distressed sock for $49.99 and offer to throw in a matching one for free.
Posted by: rickl at May 05, 2017 09:31 PM (sdi6R

great idea, perhaps I will throw in a perfectly darned sock to make them really feel lowdown!

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2017 09:32 PM (0Ryp5)

236 Never thought a trip down memory lane would be about shoes. I remember getting a pair of Van's in the sixties, before there were popular. They were denim and had orange laces and stitching. Darned if I can google a pic tho.

Posted by: Infidel at May 05, 2017 09:32 PM (uKRys)

237 For the last pair of steel ties I bought, I tried a pair of Keens. Most comfortable pair of steel ties I have ever had right out of the box. A bit more pricey but seem pretty good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at May 05, 2017 09:33 PM (Zc+RP)

238 Danggit, I slip away and - bam! - a gun thread breaks out (well, OM sort of provoked one).

But to tie the room together, like the Dude's rug, I notice our own famous sharpshooting crow-slayer, CaliGirl, is here.

And CaliGirl, just decided to do a quick trip first week of June, weekdays, staying in Los Alamos. Gotta do some winery research, try some new places.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 05, 2017 09:33 PM (vP09u)

239 Well, seeing as how I buy about 90% of my clothes at Farm & Fleet I got nuffin' to contribute here.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at May 05, 2017 09:34 PM (KGH7Z)

240 Shit, all we had was electric fencing and that stuff don't bend that great around your feet.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 05, 2017 09:31 PM (Jcg9Q)

You had electricity? Our house was heated by solar power: all two hours the sun was up.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at May 05, 2017 09:34 PM (CKGym)

241 226 People had shoes when they were kids? My parents wrapped my bare feet in barbed wire so I could walk five miles to school through two feet of snow.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at May 05, 2017 09:30 PM (+QhzW)

Only two feet of snow? How we envied the kids who lived in a balmy climate.

Posted by: rickl at May 05, 2017 09:34 PM (sdi6R)

242 rich dope, Look at these sock and shoes ; shredded jeans and paper thin holey tshirt! can you believe I walked miles to school both ways in the snow in these shoes?
Than I had to go out and clean the stables all by myself!

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2017 09:34 PM (0Ryp5)

243 Strangely enough, Dr. Martens were the same. Most comfortable boots I'd ever owned, and then I replaced them with an identical pair that had larger stitches (because that was their "thing" to make sure everyone recognized the brand, apparently) and they were horrible.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at May 05, 2017 09:34 PM (fD1ST)

244 Willow, you know how to darn socks? I stand in awe.

Posted by: bluebell at May 05, 2017 09:34 PM (sBOL1)

245 I had a pair of 1st generation Nike Tennis shoes from the 70's, thought they would be golden, lost 'em in the last move.
From the last thread:
>>I think we need to follow the Swiss example (only broadly and generally, I know) and have a set of local militias, no academies, everyone starts as a private, has a specified rifle and sidearm kept at home, etc.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 05, 2017 08:01 PM (kg98x)

It was called Civil Defence, it was thrown out by the peanut farmer prez because it was raaayciss or something.

Posted by: Some sneaker guy at May 05, 2017 09:35 PM (WrMht)

246 Ettes: Can we have a shoe thread?
'Ron #1: Anyone else ever tried these?
'Ron #2: I have worn a pair of those for 10 years.
'Ron #3: Me, too. They've been re-soled twice and still look new. I'll probably never buy another pair of shoes.
'Rons 1, 2, 3: Yep. Best shoes I've ever had. Will probably never buy another pair.
'Ettes: Sigh.
---

hahahaha.

so true.

Posted by: shibumi at May 05, 2017 09:35 PM (8zWAk)

247 Can I use the funds on my Fyre Festival wristband to buy those?

We'll throw in a pair with a VIP pass for next years festival for only $15,000!
See you there, homey!

Posted by: Ja Rule at May 05, 2017 09:36 PM (qJhUV)

248 Grip strength sucks nuts. Only time will fix this

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 05, 2017 09:23 PM (2qHjF)

========

Awesome report -- congratulations Pepe.
I drive all day for a living and have been using an adjustable hand strengthener doing several hundred reps/day. Has added muscle to forearms and improved my grip strength.
Only drawback is that I break the spring every 2-3 months. Just replace the springs now from the hardware store (instead of buying new strengtheners).

Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2017 09:36 PM (ZcAbN)

249 ok I have a pair of redwings with a blowout, some cement in the leather.
how much can I get?
they're pur authentic!
wut about old hardhats, they must be worth some real bucks.

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2017 09:36 PM (0Ryp5)

250 As a firm believer in markets and that some people just need Pusser stickin', I am torn.

Pun fully intended.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 05, 2017 09:36 PM (F0ZHr)

251 What am I bid on this slightly-stained Italian dinner shirt?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at May 05, 2017 09:37 PM (CKGym)

252 Ace never covered the fashion aspect of assless chaps, has he ?
Posted by: runner

Woolies.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2017 09:37 PM (nO4IJ)

253 *notes willow's arrival, opens new window*

Posted by: Country Boy at May 05, 2017 09:37 PM (Jcg9Q)

254 bluebell, well sure I know how.
doesn't mean I actually do it!

but for a thousand i'll get busy right now!

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2017 09:37 PM (0Ryp5)

255 And CaliGirl, just decided to do a quick trip first week of June, weekdays, staying in Los Alamos. Gotta do some winery research, try some new places.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 05, 2017 09:33 PM (vP09u)

There's a lot to choose from. I like presquile. It's a pretty winery.

I got the second crow. The owlets are fledgling.

http://tinypic.com/r/259bz4g/9

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 05, 2017 09:38 PM (Ri/rl)

256 Test.

Posted by: Can Bob at May 05, 2017 09:38 PM (DdGS0)

257 Did everyone know that there is now an LGBT Experience, much like the Black Experience?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 05, 2017 09:38 PM (nILVB)

258 can bob test?

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2017 09:38 PM (0Ryp5)

259 Ettes: Can we have a shoe thread?
'Ron #1: Anyone else ever tried these?
'Ron #2: I have worn a pair of those for 10 years.
'Ron #3: Me, too. They've been re-soled twice and still look new. I'll probably never buy another pair of shoes.
'Rons 1, 2, 3: Yep. Best shoes I've ever had. Will probably never buy another pair.
'Ettes: Sigh.
---

hahahaha.

so true.
Posted by: shibumi

And 'Ron #1: .45 rules!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2017 09:38 PM (nO4IJ)

260 Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, (pause for laughter), drink a cup of sulfuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing 'Hallelujah.'

Posted by: Four Yorkshire Men at May 05, 2017 09:38 PM (aKqWT)

261
Did everyone know that there is now an LGBT Experience, much like the Black Experience?

Is it on PBS?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 05, 2017 09:39 PM (qJhUV)

262 249 ok I have a pair of redwings with a blowout, some cement in the leather. how much can I get? they're pur authentic! wut about old hardhats, they must be worth some real bucks.
Posted by: willow at May 05, 2017 09:36 PM (0Ryp5)

Well ... kinda' depends what else you're wearing when you model 'em.

Sight unseen ... I'm in for a five-spot.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 05, 2017 09:39 PM (fiGNd)

263 Did everyone know that there is now an LGBT Experience, much like the Black Experience?

===

are they sold separately ??

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2017 09:39 PM (c6/9Q)

264 Most popular shoe at the awesome, event of the year - the Frye festival

Posted by: Jean at May 05, 2017 09:40 PM (zZb/S)

265 Wow, willow, good for you. I've actually fixed holes in socks with my sewing machine, but that's as good as it's ever going to get here. My housewifery skills don't extend to darning socks.

Posted by: bluebell at May 05, 2017 09:40 PM (sBOL1)

266 I'm old enough to remember the Jimi Hendrix Experience. Sigh.

Posted by: rickl at May 05, 2017 09:40 PM (sdi6R)

267 You people are lucky to have shoes. We never had any shoes or feet to put them on. In fact we never had legs. We were just to poor to afford them.

Posted by: Tim in Yorkshire at May 05, 2017 09:40 PM (d76uN)

268 My mom taught me how to darn socks. Get the yarn, put it through a darning needle. Insert light bulb in sock and commence to darning. Easy.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 05, 2017 09:40 PM (CNHr1)

269 264 Most popular shoe at the awesome, event of the year - the Frye festival
Posted by: Jean at May 05, 2017 09:40 PM (zZb/S)

I like frye boots too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 05, 2017 09:41 PM (Ri/rl)

270 I can't see myself darning socks.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2017 09:41 PM (lwiT4)

271 slaps scogg, usually when wearing that outfit it's 501's and those threadbare t shirts this time of year.

so not actually high couture.. wait maybe it is Now , sheesh.

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2017 09:41 PM (0Ryp5)

272 Needed new boots, and during a recent ski trip (staying in Reno) went into Scheel's late on afternoon to kill time/look around. Boss convinced me to check out the boot offerings.

Sales clerk turned out to be very knowledgeable about footwear (said the company had sent her to a "foot geek conference" where they had engineers, designers, etc. learnin' them about shoe design). She was great. Walked out wearing some new Keene boots. Very pleased.

Same store where, a few years ago on another ski trip, I went in to look around and found a young clerk in the gun section with the last name Earp. I asked. Yep, he was a relative/descendant of the famous US marshals. Which was a nice touch at a gun section of a store, in the west.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 05, 2017 09:42 PM (vP09u)

273 Is anybody posting from the Ohio meetup?

Posted by: Country Boy at May 05, 2017 09:42 PM (Jcg9Q)

274 grammie for a thousand a pair/ or even 200 a pair?
in . a. heart . beat.

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2017 09:42 PM (0Ryp5)

275 [i[Did everyone know that there is now an LGBT Experience, much like the Black Experience?

Is that like the Jimi Hendrix Experience?

Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2017 09:42 PM (ZcAbN)

276 Sock darning is just another form of oppression. Down with the darn!

Posted by: Diversity Sock at May 05, 2017 09:42 PM (BO/km)

277 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 05, 2017 09:23 PM (2qHjF)
========================

Pepe gets my vote for post of the day.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 05, 2017 09:43 PM (lwiT4)

278 Posted by: rickl at May 05, 2017 09:40 PM (sdi6R)

Get outta my head ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2017 09:43 PM (ZcAbN)

279 Darn socks. What I say when I throw them out because they have a hole in the bottom.

Posted by: Some sneaker guy at May 05, 2017 09:44 PM (WrMht)

280 Staples? Not shoe goo

Posted by: Jean at May 05, 2017 09:44 PM (zZb/S)

281 "wut about old hardhats, they must be worth some real bucks."

If only that would happen .... I'd have some real bank goin' on.

I remember an old guy I worked with back last century who had one of those old aluminum hardhats; while he was working in the Kingdom back in the day one of those bazaar metalwork guys covered it with that curlicue islamic engraving; too cool for words.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at May 05, 2017 09:44 PM (KGH7Z)

282 darn it!

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2017 09:44 PM (0Ryp5)

283 Is there a "I have had enough of this bullshit bald, middle-age white guy" experience?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 05, 2017 09:44 PM (F0ZHr)

284 Rhomboid.. wow, very cool!!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 05, 2017 09:45 PM (CNHr1)

285 Heh ... Heh ... Heh ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 05, 2017 09:45 PM (fiGNd)

286 Ohh... sNeaker.

I read "speaker" and thought to myself: "WTF, who does a speaking gig for less than 10 grand" ...

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 05, 2017 09:45 PM (EoAgi)

287 sock_, heck throw it on neimans website question. say we can find you the for realz authentic stuff!

for dollars on the thousands!

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2017 09:45 PM (0Ryp5)

288 and for goodness sake, no one let out goodwill and salvation army are still around.

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2017 09:46 PM (0Ryp5)

289 I remember a "Hi & Lois" comic from the 1970s:

Hi: My sock has a hole in it. Can you darn it?
Lois: This is how we darn socks nowadays.
*picks up ratty sock*
"Oh, darn"
*throws in trash can*

That has stuck in my mind all these years.

Posted by: rickl at May 05, 2017 09:46 PM (sdi6R)

290 Rhomboid,

First week of June is busy around here. It's the Elks Rodeo. Plan accordingly. Drunk cowboys everywhere.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 05, 2017 09:46 PM (Ri/rl)

291 Is it a Fyre Fest sale?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2017 09:48 PM (nlbfN)

292

All in all, I'd rather be around drunk cowgirls than drunk cowboys.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 05, 2017 09:48 PM (aKqWT)

293 Rhomboid

Elks rodeo is June 1st through the 4th.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 05, 2017 09:48 PM (Ri/rl)

294 while I would have preferred a real boots and dress thread this was cute. or weird or whatever.
anyway I have to do prayers see everyone later.

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2017 09:49 PM (0Ryp5)

295 Anyone else remember the jeans from when we were kids? You could stand them up on their own when they were new.

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at May 05, 2017 09:17 PM (Zc+RP)

Yup.

Posted by: Lord Insomniac Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 05, 2017 09:17 PM (0mRoj)

Sears toughskins jeans... my grandma ordered them from the catalogue because we lived nowhere near shopping.

Posted by: redbanzai at May 05, 2017 09:50 PM (FTXAT)

296 Nood ont

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2017 09:50 PM (nO4IJ)

297 Whenever I hear the words "Nieman Marcus", I reach for my Browning.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 05, 2017 09:50 PM (5VlCp)

298 Nood

Posted by: Some sneaker guy at May 05, 2017 09:50 PM (WrMht)

299 golly, wish I had that one, but his grandkids or inlaws probably dumpstered it ... I just have my permanent lifetime collection, back to my first yellow plastic one from the 70's

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at May 05, 2017 09:50 PM (KGH7Z)

300 All in all, I'd rather be around drunk cowgirls than drunk cowboys.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 05, 2017 09:48 PM (aKqWT)

What a fantastic call Mr. Obvious.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 05, 2017 09:50 PM (fiGNd)

301 292

All in all, I'd rather be around drunk cowgirls than drunk cowboys.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 05, 2017 09:48 PM (aKqWT)

There are those too. I love the rodeo. We are in the fancy tents. The whole time my girlfriends and I make these loud inhale noises. We are dorks.

I don't ride.
One of my favorite events as always is mutton busting.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 05, 2017 09:50 PM (Ri/rl)

302 What the soy banana?

When the hell did this place turn i into a fashion blog?

First the "mud" jeans and now this--Poor Boy Liberace --crapola.

(Someone explain to 29 year old Ace--who Liberace is.)

Posted by: Holmes at May 05, 2017 09:50 PM (0bF2c)

303

Heh. On the Five just a few moments ago. Gutfeld made a MF'er pun, about a mother lemur named Tucker. She's Mother Tucker.

Kimberly blared and rolled her eyes, and said, "Oh, you're so charming, little Unicorn boy."

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 05, 2017 09:51 PM (aKqWT)

304 I still wear Weejuns.

Anyone remember Braun shoes? They were what all the cool/rich kids had when I was in HS.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 05, 2017 09:52 PM (HiDrR)

305 In grade school, I usually wore Saddle Oxfords (thanks, Mom.)-- good ankle support and durable.

Wasn't a problem 'til we moved to hicksville, idaho, where the kids just laughed. Back in the city, it was The Style in those days. Sigh...

Posted by: JQ Flyover at May 05, 2017 09:53 PM (5muuD)

306 Okay Ettes, since this is marginally a shoe thread I need some feedback here.

My wife has taken to knitting baby booties, and just for kicks she did a pair in black with a red bottom. I think they're kinda cute(ish), but I'm a guy, whadda I know.
Oh and they have like a knit clasp that goes across the front so it looks more like a show than a bootie. She was thinking baby LaBootiens,, or sompin.

Sound like she's onto something?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 05, 2017 10:00 PM (z79tQ)

307 I have a pair of golf shoes that should be worth thousands in this context.

Posted by: Anna Mac at May 05, 2017 10:01 PM (xujfC)

308 Did everyone know that there is now an LGBT Experience, much like the Black Experience?

I did! Errr, I mean- really?

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, Going Down As An Ex-President at May 05, 2017 10:01 PM (/wWB4)

309 My wife has taken to knitting baby booties, and just
for kicks she did a pair in black with a red bottom. I think they're
kinda cute(ish), but I'm a guy, whadda I know.

Oh and they have like a knit clasp that goes across the front so it
looks more like a show than a bootie. She was thinking baby
LaBootiens,, or sompin.

Sound like she's onto something?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 05, 2017 10:00 PM (z79tQ)

I would have bought something like that.

Posted by: redbanzai at May 05, 2017 10:02 PM (FTXAT)

310 These shoes and those "muddy" pants are like the $100 hamburgers some restaurants brag about selling that I see on the news sometimes. Nobody ever buys them, but it gets somebody a lot of attention and free advertisement. The best thing for everybody to do is just ignore this stuff and not play along.

Posted by: mark1971 at May 05, 2017 10:08 PM (xPl2J)

311 I will deign to part with my ratty old sneakers for $1K even--a $425 savings!

Posted by: Pogonip at May 05, 2017 10:13 PM (qmOf1)

312 Scams work because it doesn't take many suckers for the scam to pay off.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 05, 2017 10:58 PM (o7l6R)

313 Shit, suckers, I'll sell them for an even thousand. Boots too! btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcBH4C5RtR8

Posted by: JoshO at May 05, 2017 11:32 PM (rwkGj)

314 "84 OK ... since we're talking about shoes ...

... anybody else shop at Red Wings ?"

My Dad highly reccomends them but I have never had a better pair than my broke-in Bellevilles

Posted by: JoshO at May 05, 2017 11:37 PM (rwkGj)

315 also-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcBH4C5RtR8&feature=youtu.be&t=04s

Posted by: JoshO at May 06, 2017 12:20 AM (rwkGj)

316

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 06, 2017 05:03 AM (mpXpK)

317 I got me some Jello salad puddin' boots fer half dat..me squishy yo yesterday ....

Posted by: saf at May 06, 2017 10:05 AM (+zN6H)

318 I'm spinning in my grave.

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