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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Country Boy at May 10, 2017 12:54 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: HH at May 10, 2017 12:54 PM (DrCtv)
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Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2017 12:55 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2017 12:56 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2017 12:56 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 12:56 PM (cjXKD)
Posted by: LGoPs at May 10, 2017 12:56 PM (AtCmq)
Posted by: IP at May 10, 2017 12:56 PM (2hqkh)
I may have to depart ZH soon. It's turning into another anti-Trump fake news site. Too bad, been there over 7 years now.
Oh well.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 10, 2017 12:56 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Andrew McCabe at May 10, 2017 12:57 PM (RuyTK)
Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2017 12:57 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2017 12:57 PM (FEM4d)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 10, 2017 12:57 PM (E6QSr)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 10, 2017 12:57 PM (jh6SF)
Posted by: LGoPs at May 10, 2017 12:57 PM (AtCmq)
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017 12:57 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2017 12:57 PM (FEM4d)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2017 12:58 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 12:56 PM
You shouldn't fuck them, then.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2017 12:58 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at May 10, 2017 12:58 PM (9Absu)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 12:58 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 10, 2017 12:58 PM (CMbMd)
"Whacko Traitor to be released next week" -- in reference to "Chelsea" Manning being released.
I actually see this as a GOOD THING.
Why?
Because "Chelsea" Manning is a human freak-show, a grotesque self-parody of monstrous proportions -- and yet the media will force this demented and repulsive traitor down the public's throats for weeks and weeks.
The result - entirely unintended on the media's part -- will be to make most Americans vomit in disgust at Manning and everything s/he represents.
In other words, the Left is preparing to score a massive "own goal." And we should let them go ahead and do it. Never stop your opponent when he is committing a blunder.
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 12:58 PM (DQ4Fv)
So if your partner brings home herpes because of his/her notcheating it's totes OK, then?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2017 12:58 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 10, 2017 12:59 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 10, 2017 12:59 PM (ZO497)
Anyone here ever make ( Rundown, Rondon, Oildown )?
A Jamaican/Caribbean/Granada fish and coconut stew.
It's simple, might try tonight.
Was in the mood for a fish curry, but this popped up as an alternative.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 10, 2017 12:59 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: mpthompson at May 10, 2017 12:59 PM (z+PD/)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at May 10, 2017 12:59 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: James Comey at May 10, 2017 12:59 PM (RuyTK)
I hate fucking baboons.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class!
It's even worse when they fuck you.
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 12:59 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Shep Smith at May 10, 2017 01:00 PM (xyrAP)
In the South, bab'-oons
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 10, 2017 12:59 PM (ZO497)
___________
Fine. But what do they think about pineapple on pizza?
Posted by: IP at May 10, 2017 01:00 PM (2hqkh)
Finally, the real story behind The Beatles break-up.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2017 01:00 PM (FEM4d)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 10, 2017 01:00 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 10, 2017 01:00 PM (z79tQ)
Which parts? The part about all the men who were attacked having anal cancer or the part about guys wearing dresses to shock the monkey?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2017 01:00 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017 12:57 PM
Why the negative attitude?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2017 01:00 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Somizi the Gay Baboon at May 10, 2017 01:00 PM (m5dkR)
Posted by: Shep! at May 10, 2017 01:01 PM (vg8iE)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/264440/
Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2017 12:57 PM (r/0kC)
Tell that to the one cheated on.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 10, 2017 01:01 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017 12:57 PM (Ri/rl)
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I especially like the part where the men are dressing like women so maybe the rampaging baboon won't target them.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 10, 2017 01:01 PM (sH2Lb)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 10, 2017 01:01 PM (eZ0Cd)
So if your partner brings home herpes because of his/her notcheating it's totes OK, then?
I'll happily stick with my wife.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 01:01 PM (o+pgY)
Posted by: mpthompson at May 10, 2017 12:59 PM (z+PD/)
I'd suggest we determine which pistol caliber is best against baboons.
But that' won't bring healing after the last thread.
Posted by: Texas Dan at May 10, 2017 01:01 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: mpthompson at May 10, 2017 12:59 PM (z+PD/)
Say theoretically, I was on a safari in Africa and looking for some baboon for dinner.
What weapon would be best suited for the task?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 10, 2017 01:01 PM (72PAC)
#dicksoutforcomey
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 01:01 PM (cjXKD)
Presumably Zerohedge.
For me it's in the same bucket as Breitbart - trust, but verify.
The 'Frontrunning' (morning news, financial bent) is almost always good. The rest is hit-or-miss. Some element of pro-Russia, which is fine if you filter it appropriately. Also the occasional market-castrophard post. Once again, engage your bullshit detector.
Oh, and never mind the comments, they're plutonium.
Posted by: JEM at May 10, 2017 01:01 PM (TppKb)
Definitely a greater super power than AIDS monkey.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 10, 2017 01:01 PM (LUZrI)
Posted by: Max Power at May 10, 2017 01:02 PM (q177U)
we should let them go ahead and do it. Never stop your opponent when he
is committing a blunder.
I would like to believe that.
I'd also like to believe that troubled Chelsea is so troubled xe will end up in another scandal/legal mess soon enough, just like Bowe Bergdahl getting arrested in CA related to some illegal pot farm.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2017 01:02 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 10, 2017 01:01 PM (sH2Lb)
And where they all have cancer now.
Posted by: Texas Dan at May 10, 2017 01:02 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 01:02 PM (DQ4Fv)
I just had a phantom twitch.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at May 10, 2017 01:02 PM (RuyTK)
Posted by: Koko at May 10, 2017 01:02 PM (FEM4d)
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at May 10, 2017 01:02 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2017 01:00 PM (/tuJf)
Oh, I don't know. A bunch of men getting butt-raped by a diseased baboon seems legit.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 10, 2017 01:02 PM (sH2Lb)
And with that, I'm off.
Gun thread!
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2017 01:02 PM (PjWy4)
>>What weapon would be best suited for the task?
The prefer engraved invitations with a nice personal note.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2017 01:02 PM (/tuJf)
Police Trade In S&W Model 64 .38 SP with 4" SS Barrel $319.99
http://bit.ly/2q3uuFP
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at May 10, 2017 01:02 PM (E6QSr)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 10, 2017 01:02 PM (Jcg9Q)
With a not real meat like Canadian bacon, it's not too bad.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 01:02 PM (o+pgY)
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at May 10, 2017 01:03 PM (E6QSr)
40 21: caligirl, they grow them anions in cali?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 10, 2017 01:00 PM (KP5rU)
Typo. I meant onion.
My favorite part is how the victims have anal cancer, so monkey rape causes immediate anal cancer.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017 01:03 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at May 10, 2017 01:03 PM (E6QSr)
What weapon would be best suited for the task?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 10, 2017 01:01 PM (72PAC)
A zebra gun.
Baboon tastes like @$$.
Posted by: Texas Dan at May 10, 2017 01:03 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 01:03 PM (o+pgY)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 10, 2017 01:03 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2017 01:03 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jodie Foster at May 10, 2017 01:03 PM (FEM4d)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 10, 2017 01:03 PM (eZ0Cd)
Hey, It's Enrico Palozzo!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 01:03 PM (cjXKD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2017 01:03 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 10, 2017 01:03 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Max Power at May 10, 2017 01:04 PM (q177U)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 10, 2017 01:01 PM (sH2Lb)
And where they all have cancer now.
Posted by: Texas Dan at May 10, 2017 01:02 PM (yL25O)
Is there such a thing as "anal cancer?" I'd think they call it something else.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 10, 2017 01:04 PM (sH2Lb)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2017 01:05 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Barack Obama, Man's Country Lifetime Member at May 10, 2017 01:05 PM (3J/LN)
You mean Butt Aids?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 01:05 PM (cjXKD)
Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2017 01:05 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 10, 2017 01:04 PM (sH2Lb)
There is. Farrah Fawcett died from it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2017 01:05 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 10, 2017 01:05 PM (xyrAP)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at May 10, 2017 01:05 PM (vtcmf)
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Farrah Fawcett died of anal cancer.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 10, 2017 01:05 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 10, 2017 01:05 PM (KP5rU)
Seriously? Former American War Hero John McCain has lost his mind.
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at May 10, 2017 01:05 PM (E6QSr)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2017 01:05 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Max Power at May 10, 2017 01:04 PM (q177U)
He is on a roll today. A senile, asinine roll.
Posted by: redbanzai at May 10, 2017 01:05 PM (qf8IB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2017 01:06 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 10, 2017 01:04 PM (sH2Lb)
Yeah. The only logical possibility is that this story was ginned up by five guys who wear dresses and are trying to explain why they all have butt disease.
Posted by: Texas Dan at May 10, 2017 01:06 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay them All at May 10, 2017 01:06 PM (NmR1a)
But, hey, if you have never read this, it's perhaps the single greatest piece of reportage ever committed to the English language.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1024308/posts
Posted by: JEM at May 10, 2017 01:06 PM (TppKb)
Why?
Because "Chelsea" Manning is a human freak-show, a grotesque self-parody of monstrous proportions -- and yet the media will force this demented and repulsive traitor down the public's throats for weeks and weeks.
The result - entirely unintended on the media's part -- will be to make most Americans vomit in disgust at Manning and everything s/he represents.
In other words, the Left is preparing to score a massive "own goal." And we should let them go ahead and do it. Never stop your opponent when he is committing a blunder.
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 12:58 PM (DQ4Fv)
I was thinking xhe may end up getting a job as a hostess at Barry's Turkish Bathhouse and Presidential Reading Room
Posted by: cornbred at May 10, 2017 01:06 PM (vZVQI)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
No one is denying that being ass-raped by a monkey isn't pleasurable. It's just unexpected.
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 01:06 PM (DQ4Fv)
This baboon has a magic dick.
"All the male school kids are said to be wearing dresses as a preventative measure until the baboon has been taken care of."
And the baboon with the magic dick says "Great idea."
I'm pretty sure this site is the Zimbabwe Onion.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 10, 2017 01:06 PM (wTwJ2)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 10, 2017 01:04 PM (sH2Lb)
""blah blah blah"oma of the anus" is the usual format. "Ass rot" is pretty good too.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at May 10, 2017 01:06 PM (CPk08)
I call that the 'aftershock'.
Posted by: Paolo the Gay Baboon Rapist at May 10, 2017 01:07 PM (FEM4d)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 10, 2017 01:07 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 10, 2017 01:08 PM (6fhhS)
============
Malignant neoplasm of anus, unspecified site.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 10, 2017 01:08 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 10, 2017 01:05 PM (vg8iE)
I did not know that. But wikipedia confirms. It's actually called "anal cancer".
And she died from it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 10, 2017 01:08 PM (sH2Lb)
"Whacko Traitor to be released next week" -- in reference to "Chelsea" Manning being released.
I actually see this as a GOOD THING.
Why?
Because "Chelsea" Manning is a human freak-show, a grotesque self-parody of monstrous proportions -- and yet the media will force this demented and repulsive traitor down the public's throats for weeks and weeks.
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 12:58 PM (DQ4Fv)
And ol' Brad chose the name "Chelsea" just for that purpose. Knowing there'd be EXTRA sympathy for appropriating the name of the Spawn of Hubbell. "Look how inspired she was by Billyjeff's kid that wasn't actually his, but still!"
Posted by: Hikaru at May 10, 2017 01:08 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 10, 2017 01:05 PM (vg8iE)
Well then. I guess we know how she liked it.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 10, 2017 01:08 PM (LUZrI)
Posted by: Texas Dan at May 10, 2017 01:06 PM (yL25O)
Also, a victim was leaving a shebeen, I looked it up. It's basically a dive bar of ill repute.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017 01:08 PM (Ri/rl)
So if your partner brings home herpes because of his/her notcheating it's totes OK, then?
-----
I had an uncle by marriage that turned gay... he insisted in the subsequent divorce that all the gay sex did not constitute adultery because it was not with other women.
My aunt did not buy that theory either.
Posted by: redbanzai at May 10, 2017 01:08 PM (qf8IB)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 10, 2017 01:09 PM (RuyTK)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 10, 2017 01:09 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 10, 2017 01:08 PM (6fhhS)
The Russians hacked the site and switched photos.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 10, 2017 01:09 PM (sH2Lb)
Posted by: Zombie Farah Fawcett at May 10, 2017 01:09 PM (FEM4d)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 01:09 PM (o+pgY)
*
*
I prefer cation articles myself.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2017 01:09 PM (rO3Rg)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 10, 2017 01:05 PM (vg8iE)
Did she really?
Posted by: redbanzai at May 10, 2017 01:09 PM (qf8IB)
Posted by: Shep Smith at May 10, 2017 01:09 PM (X+rUO)
Posted by: Some moron at May 10, 2017 01:10 PM (C/Ocx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 10, 2017 01:10 PM (E6QSr)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 10, 2017 01:08 PM (6fhhS)
We're just trying to show the baboon what he's missing. If he finds this thread.
Posted by: Texas Dan at May 10, 2017 01:10 PM (yL25O)
The "Hamilton" musical is essentially the Hagia Sophia in this analogy; one of the times they co-opted and appropriated history instead of erasing it.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at May 10, 2017 01:10 PM (rX06+)
Posted by: Max Power at May 10, 2017 01:10 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Boots at May 10, 2017 01:10 PM (EBwPV)
Posted by: Barky O'Divot at May 10, 2017 01:10 PM (vtcmf)
We met a couple who came home one day, and were welcomed by a large baboon standing at their open refrigerator door. He bared his fangs at them and strolled out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2017 01:10 PM (PY9jH)
CNBC is now having the vapors over Wall Streets "muted response" to Comey firing. I guess they figured or hoped there would be a massive sell off in response to TrumpHitler firing the newest hero (and former villain) of the left
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 01:11 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Yo! at May 10, 2017 01:11 PM (/ijCB)
If I weren't drunk I'd be thinking I was.
hahaha
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks. Yes, I Know I Suck at May 10, 2017 01:11 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2017 01:11 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2017 01:11 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Strobe at May 10, 2017 01:11 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Some moron at May 10, 2017 01:11 PM (C/Ocx)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 10, 2017 01:11 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 10, 2017 01:11 PM (E6QSr)
Posted by: Boots at May 10, 2017 01:10 PM (EBwPV)
It's from Zimbabwe Today so that is probably a good bet.
Posted by: redbanzai at May 10, 2017 01:11 PM (qf8IB)
Looks like the gender-identity SJW crew's gotten to the ape world.
I'm sure Amazon's got appropriately-sized strap-ons, though I'm not sure if Prime offers two-day shipping in Zimburger.
Posted by: JEM at May 10, 2017 01:12 PM (TppKb)
Why can't we have fun shit like that in Texas?
He wouldn't have taken a step after baring his fangs.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 01:12 PM (o+pgY)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 10, 2017 01:05 PM (vg8iE)
Did she really?
============
She did. I imagine that would be horrible.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 10, 2017 01:12 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2017 01:12 PM (YXV6f)
Baboon gender is a social construct.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at May 10, 2017 01:12 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Wassup! at May 10, 2017 01:12 PM (E6QSr)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 10, 2017 01:12 PM (eZ0Cd)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 01:11 PM (493sH)
The media has to have their Outrage Theater. But you know what? Nobody else gives a fuck, And as soon as it dawns on them that nobody gives a fuck, they'll move on to the next thing....
Posted by: Lt. Colonel Frank Slade at May 10, 2017 01:13 PM (7uYFy)
"muted response" to Comey firing. I guess they figured or hoped there
would be a massive sell off in response to TrumpHitler firing the newest
hero (and former villain) of the left
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 01:11 PM (493sH)
Why would they think that Wall Street would care?
Posted by: redbanzai at May 10, 2017 01:13 PM (qf8IB)
CNBC is now having the vapors over Wall Streets "muted response" to Comey firing. I guess they figured or hoped there would be a massive sell off in response to TrumpHitler firing the newest hero (and former villain) of the left
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 01:11 PM (493sH)
Wall Street Journal article 'he deserved to be fired'. So theres that.
Posted by: Some moron at May 10, 2017 01:13 PM (C/Ocx)
Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2017 01:13 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2017 01:13 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: CaliGirl
Close -- but not exactly.
In most cases, a "shabeen" is basically a makeshift hut, often halfway out in the jungle or some out-of-the-way place, barely standing upright, with a roof of either palm fronds or, in the more-upscale shabeens, corrugated fiberglass or aluminum siding, and they serve home-brewed moonshine "beer" out of big unsanitary oil-drums, made from fermented sorghum or any other food-waste lying around.
The "beer" is so repulsive to the non-African palate that most foreigner who sample it, to prove how cool they are, immediately projectile vomit.
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 01:13 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Baroque O. at May 10, 2017 01:13 PM (X+rUO)
Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 01:14 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2017 01:14 PM (SjImc)
===============
Posted by: Barry' at May 10, 2017 01:14 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2017 01:11 PM (IqV8l)
The Woobagooba.
Posted by: Texas Dan at May 10, 2017 01:14 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2017 01:14 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 10, 2017 01:14 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 10, 2017 01:14 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2017 01:14 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 01:14 PM (kD8Fh)
Signs of Socialism
Protests
Marches
Walk-outs
Strikes
Sit-ins
our country is a never ending Soros train of paid puppets and useful idiots.
approaching Kakistocracy status
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 10, 2017 01:14 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 10, 2017 01:14 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Are we still doing theses? at May 10, 2017 01:15 PM (cfjq1)
Actually, we DO give a fuck.
As with 'climate change', whenever the press says 30% of the public cares, probably half of that or more are those who think Michael Mann should have his thumbs ripped off on video.
Comey's gone, now give Koskinen the clown-cannon treatment.
Posted by: JEM at May 10, 2017 01:15 PM (TppKb)
It got super dark outside this morning and I thought it was fascism but it was only rain.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2017 12:58 PM (4ErVI)
***
No, no, no. It was fascism. That is because the rain was caused by man (not woman) made climate change, clearly caused by your alt-right, Trump policies. Hence, fascism.
You're welcome!
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 10, 2017 01:15 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 10, 2017 01:15 PM (eZ0Cd)
Posted by: CaliGirl
Close -- but not exactly.
In most cases, a "shabeen" is basically a makeshift hut, often halfway out in the jungle or some out-of-the-way place, barely standing upright, with a roof of either palm fronds or, in the more-upscale shabeens, corrugated fiberglass or aluminum siding, and they serve home-brewed moonshine "beer" out of big unsanitary oil-drums, made from fermented sorghum or any other food-waste lying around.
The "beer" is so repulsive to the non-African palate that most foreigner who sample it, to prove how cool they are, immediately projectile vomit.
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 01:13 PM (DQ4Fv)
As close to jenkem as it gets, ladies and germs.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 10, 2017 01:15 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Zombie Baboon Fernando Lamas at May 10, 2017 01:15 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 01:13 PM (DQ4Fv)
Zombie, you amazed me again.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017 01:15 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 10, 2017 01:15 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 10, 2017 01:15 PM (wTwJ2)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2017 01:14 PM (7uYFy)
Yeah..... a lot of anal carcinomas are HPV related. Like cervical carcinomas. It can be a pretty awkward way to die.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at May 10, 2017 01:16 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 10, 2017 01:16 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Procter & Gamble at May 10, 2017 01:16 PM (qeUgm)
I think the villagers are lying and using the Baboon as an excuse for their sore tushies caused by gay sex with humans
Hes a scape Baboon
Posted by: ThunderB at May 10, 2017 01:16 PM (JgG+K)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 10, 2017 01:12 PM (vg8iE)
Wow... I would imagine that was horrible, too.
Posted by: redbanzai at May 10, 2017 01:16 PM (xDKH6)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 10, 2017 01:16 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: fixeruper at May 10, 2017 01:17 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 01:13 PM (DQ4Fv)
Airag from Mongolia is tons of fun too.
Posted by: Texas Dan at May 10, 2017 01:17 PM (yL25O)
Because "Chelsea" Manning is a human freak-show, a grotesque self-parody of monstrous proportions -- and yet the media will force this demented and repulsive traitor down the public's throats for weeks and weeks.
The result - entirely unintended on the media's part -- will be to make most Americans vomit in disgust at Manning and everything s/he represents.
In other words, the Left is preparing to score a massive "own goal." And we should let them go ahead and do it. Never stop your opponent when he is committing a blunder.
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 12:58 PM (DQ4Fv)
Manning will end up dead within a few years. Good riddance.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 10, 2017 01:17 PM (Tnhbr)
from drudge, wapo headline
Comey sought more resources for Russia probe days before he was fired by President Trump, officials say
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 10, 2017 01:17 PM (fceHP)
Please don't hate me for this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRYJAtoBexg
Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 01:14 PM (kD8Fh)
Looks like Hillary's face after a bender.
Oh, and I read somewhere yesterday that the Danes have "succeeded" in making beer out of urine. So the world has that going for it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2017 01:17 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 10, 2017 01:17 PM (7ZVPa)
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Yeah...that's right....it's all the Olestra....
Posted by: Hillary! at May 10, 2017 01:17 PM (vg8iE)
So suck it ... you tribesman loving gay sex hating apologist hicks. The Law is the Law.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 10, 2017 01:17 PM (xIBU4)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 10, 2017 01:17 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2017 01:06 PM (PY9jH)
*scratches scraggly beard*
" Oh, ..... I ..... wish I was in the land of cotton..."
Posted by: Sim Carstairs at May 10, 2017 01:17 PM (EjfPg)
Anyway, Windswept House & current events.
Link in nic
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 10, 2017 01:18 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2017 01:18 PM (FEM4d)
Hes a scape Baboon
Posted by: ThunderB
Where'd he escape from?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 01:18 PM (o+pgY)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 10, 2017 01:18 PM (qJhUV)
Good thing smoking doesn't cause lung cancer that quickly...
Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2017 01:18 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2017 01:19 PM (qUNWi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0WUvwt528o
Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 01:14 PM (kD8Fh)
I hate monkeys. Dirty filthy noisy beasts. Lady had a 'therapy' monkey on her shoulder in a store. It stunk.
Posted by: Some moron at May 10, 2017 01:19 PM (C/Ocx)
You f*cking nicknamed it? AND you nicknamed it something other than - "soon-to-be-fucking-dead baboon McBaboonface?"
Oh - and is this real - or a parody? It sure reads like the Onion as someone up thread suggested.
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 10, 2017 01:19 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: josephistan at May 10, 2017 01:19 PM (7HtZB)
Kind of like when I tried to teach my brother in law how to home-brew.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks. Yes, I Know I Suck at May 10, 2017 01:19 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 10, 2017 01:19 PM (JgG+K)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 10, 2017 01:17 PM (fceHP)
Already DENIED by the DOJ
But you do know Comey wanted to investigate Trump for t he Lindburgh baby right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2017 01:19 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 10, 2017 01:19 PM (WLK0w)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2017 01:19 PM (YXV6f)
Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2017 01:13 PM (qUNWi)
I don't care how cool one looks in public. Nobody sustains cool in private. Nobody.
The coolest athlete picks between his toes and eats it. The coolest Hollowwood starlet cuts farts that smell like... well, like ass.
Our Paolo here, he poops into his own hand, and then re-eats it.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2017 01:19 PM (TOk1P)
At least baboons have the integrity to reject the Designated Hitter.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 10, 2017 01:19 PM (E6QSr)
Posted by: Strobe at May 10, 2017 01:20 PM (gbWkA)
Good thing smoking doesn't cause lung cancer that quickly...
You'd only have to buy a carton.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 01:20 PM (o+pgY)
Posted by: josephistan at May 10, 2017 01:19 PM (7HtZB)
Minus the white genocide (yet).
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 10, 2017 01:20 PM (z79tQ)
Do you remember that crazy biatch who fed Prozac and liquor to her pet chimp, then while they were BATHING TOGETHER he suddenly got the urge to tear her cray cray face off???
Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 01:20 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: The Baboon at May 10, 2017 01:20 PM (RuyTK)
Posted by: josephistan at May 10, 2017 01:20 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 10, 2017 01:20 PM (JgG+K)
Posted by: DaveA at May 10, 2017 01:21 PM (FhXTo)
According to the article (God forgive me - I read it) the baboon is the designated hitter.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 10, 2017 01:21 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Samizi at May 10, 2017 01:21 PM (E6QSr)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 10, 2017 01:21 PM (s7vJs)
Well, in my defense, after you rape a guy you can't expect him to make you a sammich.
Posted by: Paolo the Rape Baboon at May 10, 2017 01:21 PM (FEM4d)
Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2017 01:11 PM (sBOL1)
I'll make it up to you with dress pr0n this weekend. I promise.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 10, 2017 01:21 PM (sH2Lb)
Posted by: Fritz at May 10, 2017 01:21 PM (TNQMS)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 10, 2017 01:21 PM (LUZrI)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 10, 2017 01:21 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: JEM at May 10, 2017 01:21 PM (TppKb)
re: beer and vomiting, obviously they failed to get the formaldehyde/pee ratio correct. *thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2017 01:21 PM (YXV6f)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 10, 2017 01:19 PM (E6QSr)
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THIS!! Because watching Bartolo Colon run the bases is such a boon to baseball.
Posted by: fixeruper at May 10, 2017 01:22 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2017 01:17 PM (PY9jH)
Captain Redbeard Rum started drinking his own urine before we ran out of water. /Blackadder episode
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 01:22 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Some moron at May 10, 2017 01:19 PM (C/Ocx)
I rape her ear every hour on the hour.
It's a living.
Posted by: Shoulder Monkey at May 10, 2017 01:22 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2017 01:22 PM (0+2tr)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 10, 2017 01:20 PM (JgG+K)
Ding ding ding, or it's their version of the Onion.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 10, 2017 01:22 PM (Ri/rl)
I replied to you with a link on the prior thread
The Gay Ordnance of 1790 or something like that.
Posted by: RioBravo at May 10, 2017 01:22 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: IP at May 10, 2017 01:22 PM (2hqkh)
Well, of course. Because this is all a giant conspiracy on Rosenstein's part. Along with well-known Russian puppet Jeff Sessions.
No, none of that sounds stupid at all.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2017 01:22 PM (B+qrE)
Comey sought more resources for Russia probe days before he was fired by President Trump, officials say"
It's in The New York Times too. Funny that.
"according to three congressional officials who were briefed on his request.
Mr. Comey asked for the resources last week from Rod J. Rosenstein, the deputy attorney general, who also wrote the Justice Department's memo that was used to justify the firing of Mr. Comey this week, the officials said."
Love the ongoing anonymous sourcing.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 10, 2017 01:22 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Shep Smith at May 10, 2017 01:22 PM (X+rUO)
According to the article (God forgive me - I read it) the baboon is the designated hitter.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont
ISWYDT.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 01:22 PM (o+pgY)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 10, 2017 01:17 PM (fceHP)
Already DENIED by the DOJ
But you do know Comey wanted to investigate Trump for t he Lindburgh baby right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2017 01:19 PM (SjImc)
Comey was not able to establish that Trump was the one who started the fire at the Branch Davidian compound... and now we'll never know.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2017 01:22 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 10, 2017 01:22 PM (mpXpK)
But you do know Comey wanted to investigate Trump for t he Lindburgh baby right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2017 01:19 PM (SjImc)
doesn't stop the Washington Post
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 10, 2017 01:22 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2017 01:23 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 10, 2017 01:14 PM (vRcUp)
They don't point out the carnivores or that its finders keepers in the animal kingdom or that there is basically no mixing of species of the same animal class or any other animal behavior that contradict their positions.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 01:23 PM (EV+4+)
Argh!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2017 12:54 PM (NOIQH)
Any chance of him being re-arrested, and tried for another instance of treason not covered in his first trial? And then shot?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2017 01:23 PM (0deF2)
So you're saying that a dive bar of ill-repute would be a step up?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 10, 2017 01:23 PM (sEDyY)
Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2017 01:23 PM (0+2tr)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2017 01:23 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 10, 2017 01:23 PM (eZ0Cd)
#1 Rosenstein may have taken office two weeks ago with a hard-on for Comey.
#2 Trump got even more pissed at Comey because of his testimony last week.
#3 Comey has been impeding the investigation of the leakers, which ties to the Obamans unmasking.
All three could be true. Any one would have been enough to get Comey fired.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 10, 2017 01:24 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Your Friendly IRS at May 10, 2017 01:24 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: paolo the gay baboon at May 10, 2017 01:24 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 01:24 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 01:24 PM (o+pgY)
drove a locomotive both far and near
accompanied by a monkey who push in his stool
watching everything the engineer would move'
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2017 01:24 PM (FEM4d)
The left's entire playbook is to equate us to animals to every degree possible.
Posted by: Max Power at May 10, 2017 01:24 PM (q177U)
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Travis the Chimp!
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 10, 2017 01:24 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2017 01:19 PM (SjImc)
Comey was not able to establish that Trump was the one who started the fire at the Branch Davidian compound... and now we'll never know.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2017 01:22 PM (TOk1P)
And don't forget Trump's father knew Judge Crater
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2017 01:24 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2017 01:24 PM (YXV6f)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 10, 2017 01:21 PM (sH2Lb)
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Aren't you sweet. Truth be told, I feel like we 'ettes are getting a little spoiled here -- CBD gives us a week of beautiful dresses (to make up for nudie week), you gave us beautiful dress pron on Saturday, and ace even gave us a shoe thread, kinda sorta, on Friday.
I like it.
Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2017 01:24 PM (sBOL1)
Not matter how attractive, you know that there's some baboon that's tired of her red ass.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 10, 2017 01:24 PM (E6QSr)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 10, 2017 01:21 PM (s7vJs)
"Let's get it straight - we've always been at war with Oceana!"
Posted by: josephistan at May 10, 2017 01:25 PM (7HtZB)
OW!!!!
HEY!!!!!!!
This gay baboon story is kinda' hot!!
*does Chuck Berry style one legged pump and scoot across stage*
HEY!!!!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 10, 2017 01:25 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2017 01:25 PM (7uYFy)
They would rather say they were raped by a baboon than admit gay sex
Posted by: ThunderB at May 10, 2017 01:20 PM (JgG+K)
No way! Preposterous!
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 10, 2017 01:25 PM (CPk08)
have "succeeded" in making beer out of urine. So the world has that
going for it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2017 01:17 PM (PY9jH)
I though most American breweries achieved this decades ago.
Posted by: Fosters - It's australian for horse piss at May 10, 2017 01:25 PM (cfjq1)
Posted by: The Glorious Cosmic Baboon of Anal Rape and Ass Cancer at May 10, 2017 01:25 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2017 01:25 PM (YXV6f)
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I like vaqueros too. Mmmm...especially when they're wearing the chaps...
Posted by: Shep! at May 10, 2017 01:25 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2017 01:11 PM (sBOL1)
I'll make it up to you with dress pr0n this weekend. I promise.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 10, 2017 01:21 PM (sH2Lb)
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I got bumped by horses last weekend, and I'll probably get bumped by dresses this weekend.
Le sigh...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 01:25 PM (mC1ZI)
Comey sought more resources for Russia probe days before he was fired by President Trump, officials say"
The ever unnamed officials who always backed up the latest leftist narrative. I'm sure former congressman Joe Walsh will go batshit over this today
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 01:25 PM (493sH)
Posted by: James Comey at May 10, 2017 01:25 PM (eZ0Cd)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 10, 2017 01:25 PM (LUZrI)
I want to hit something.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2017 01:25 PM (B+qrE)
Ewok in Chief unexpectedly absent this morning.
I'll let you draw your own conclusions.
Persist.
Posted by: Grimaldi at May 10, 2017 01:25 PM (V/f/L)
So in other words firing forty or fifty more JEF legacies would have about the same effect on the markets as driving my Suburban to Bakersfield would have on the climate?
Posted by: Your Friendly IRS at May 10, 2017 01:26 PM (TppKb)
Uh UH ...mmmmmkay
Posted by: torabora
_____
I was reading where the DOJ said that story was false.
Trump really fucked up by not firing every single Obama appointment on Day 1. Every single time he removes one, there is going to be a political headache. This shit is going to keep happening and dipshits like McCain are going to scream "RUSSIA!!!"
Trump should have just ripped it off like a bandage and gotten rid of everyone. If Obama appointments are smart, they'll all start working on something involving Russia to make it harder to get themselves fired.
Had Comey been fired as soon as Trump rolled in, it would have been a non story.
Posted by: Maritime at May 10, 2017 01:26 PM (XjId6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2017 01:26 PM (PY9jH)
Comey sought more resources for Russia probe days before he was fired by President Trump, officials say"
The ever unnamed officials who always backed up the latest leftist narrative. I'm sure former congressman Joe Walsh will go batshit over this today
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 01:25 PM (493sH)
AGAIN. DENIED by the DOJ immediatley
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2017 01:26 PM (SjImc)
Al Gore
Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2017 01:26 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Some moron at May 10, 2017 01:19 PM (C/Ocx)
I rape her ear every hour on the hour.
It's a living.
Posted by: Shoulder Monkey at May 10, 2017 01:22 PM (NyJwR)
lol. Yeah, also admired a dog in a grocery store in Scottsdale, and the lady owner (80+) said it was a 'therapy' dog. i inquired and...sex therapy. No wonder that poor dog looked nervous when i petted it.
Posted by: Some moron at May 10, 2017 01:27 PM (C/Ocx)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 10, 2017 01:27 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 10, 2017 01:27 PM (V1n0s)
Posted by: DaveA at May 10, 2017 01:27 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 10, 2017 01:22 PM (mpXpK)
No no, there are anal cancers that aren't colorectal. Seriously.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/?term=anal+carcinoma
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 10, 2017 01:27 PM (CPk08)
He had to explain to them that the Party Line has changed.
Usually, when you have to explain, you've already lost.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 01:27 PM (o+pgY)
Posted by: JEM The Pedant at May 10, 2017 01:27 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 10, 2017 01:27 PM (6wURk)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 10, 2017 01:28 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 10, 2017 01:25 PM (493sH)
Leftard Inc bigwigs are busy behind the scenes building the narrative that will get DJT impeached.
FINALLY - they got 'I'm!!
#twoweeks
Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 01:28 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Some moron at May 10, 2017 01:27 PM (C/Ocx)
Please tell me she wasn't buying peanut butter.
Posted by: josephistan at May 10, 2017 01:28 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo
Even baboons prefer hardwoods.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 01:28 PM (o+pgY)
He had to explain to them that the Party Line has changed.
Usually, when you have to explain, you've already lost.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 01:27 PM (o+pgY)
================
"Wait...that thing we've wanted to happen for months happened, and we're not supposed to be happy about it?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 01:28 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2017 01:28 PM (B+qrE)
Ewok in Chief unexpectedly absent this morning.
I'll let you draw your own conclusions.
Persist.
Posted by: Grimaldi at May 10, 2017 01:25 PM (V/f/L)
Do you think Ace would take us all off the black list?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 10, 2017 01:28 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 10, 2017 01:29 PM (eZ0Cd)
I'm sorry, but what is controversial about the sitting Secretary of Education and a speech she hasn't given yet?
/Yes, rhetorical.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 10, 2017 01:29 PM (vg8iE)
The Dems love him now... He's their ticket to a sure impeachment... At least in their minds...
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 10, 2017 01:29 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2017 01:29 PM (7uYFy)
I wonder if he's gonna eat that banana?
Posted by: Rapey Baboon Thought Bubble at May 10, 2017 01:29 PM (FEM4d)
Ewok in Chief unexpectedly absent this morning.
I'll let you draw your own conclusions.
Persist.
Posted by: Grimaldi at May 10, 2017 01:25 PM (V/f/L)
Do you think Ace would take us all off the black list?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 10, 2017 01:28 PM (72PAC)
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He'd probably turn us all in.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 01:29 PM (mC1ZI)
Ordish Plunger, or Latin Gash Hound?
(if you read National Lampoon once upon a time...)
Posted by: JEM The Pedant at May 10, 2017 01:29 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2017 01:30 PM (sBOL1)
Le sigh...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 01:25 PM (mC1ZI)
Uhhh ... we're not here to judge ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 10, 2017 01:30 PM (xIBU4)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 10, 2017 01:30 PM (mpXpK)
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What the fuck? Another damned mentally ill freak.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 10, 2017 01:30 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 10, 2017 01:27 PM (6wURk)
He should write it like a "choose your own adventure" book.
If he's a victim of Trump's dictatorship, turn to page 155. If firing was too good for the man who cost Hillary her coronation, turn to page 216.
Posted by: josephistan at May 10, 2017 01:30 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Some moron at May 10, 2017 01:27 PM (C/Ocx)
and for the love of all that is sacred, do not tell us what size the dog was. Big OR small, or in between or....gaaaaaa
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 10, 2017 01:30 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2017 01:30 PM (FEM4d)
Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2017 01:30 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 01:31 PM (EV+4+)
fake eyes on the back. It's supposed to make mountain lions from attacking you from your six. Might be popular in Baboon country as well.
Posted by: Under Fire at May 10, 2017 01:31 PM (X+rUO)
Posted by: Boots at May 10, 2017 01:31 PM (EBwPV)
--
You've never visited 4chan /pol/ have you? LOL>
Posted by: shibumi at May 10, 2017 01:31 PM (8zWAk)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 10, 2017 01:31 PM (ul9CR)
Argh!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2017 12:54 PM (NOIQH)
Any chance of him being re-arrested, and tried for another instance of treason not covered in his first trial? And then shot?
My bet is that the hebitch isn't around in five years. Just a hunch.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 10, 2017 01:31 PM (qJhUV)
Comey is another one who confused "active agent" with
"figurehead".
Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2017 01:31 PM (o+pgY)
have "succeeded" in making beer out of urine. So the world has that
going for it.
So the Mars mission is back on track.
Posted by: Max Power at May 10, 2017 01:31 PM (q177U)
Le sigh...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 01:25 PM (mC1ZI)
Dry your tears, pansy boy. I'm including the dress pr0n as part of the chess thread, so if you get bumped, it won't be by me.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 10, 2017 01:31 PM (sH2Lb)
Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2017 01:31 PM (nKPgU)
and gotten rid of everyone. If Obama appointments are smart, they'll
all start working on something involving Russia to make it harder to get
themselves fired.
Had Comey been fired as soon as Trump rolled in, it would have been a non story.
Posted by: Maritime
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Imagine being in locked in a room with thousands of screaming Soros-paid lunatic gay rape monkeys (pictured above) flinging poo at you. Day in . Day out.
Now imagine you have a red button in front of you marked 'Fire Comey'.
You know that you should push the button. But you also know that as soon as you press the button, ten thousand more poo-flinging gay rape monkeys (pictured above) will drop out of the ceiling.
What do you do?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 01:32 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2017 01:32 PM (qUNWi)
https://youtu.be/gCcx85zbxz4
Still no sign of the ubiquitous neon white dragon sign from original movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2017 01:32 PM (YXV6f)
It was the sex dog for grandma and josephistan's comment about peanut butter that finally did me in, but it really is a cumulative thing.
Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2017 01:32 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: josephistan at May 10, 2017 01:33 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 10, 2017 01:30 PM (mpXpK)
Don't worry, he'll be dead within in a year of being released.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2017 01:33 PM (SjImc)
I have a Chihuahua-mix who 'burrows' - straight under the covers. Then licks my feet, or the backs of my knees, or whatever smells good to him.
I suppose if I slept naked...
You may hurl now.
Posted by: JEM The Pedant at May 10, 2017 01:33 PM (TppKb)
Uhhh ... we're not here to judge ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 10, 2017 01:30 PM (xIBU4)
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Lies!
We only judge here!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 01:33 PM (mC1ZI)
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Take us off the black list?
He'd put us in a special FEMA camp and make us write knowledgeable, and, at the same time, Highly Entertaining FBI Reports for him.
/yes, we'd be monkeys with typewriters...
Posted by: shibumi at May 10, 2017 01:33 PM (8zWAk)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe
______
What sort of legal trouble can an FBI Director get for writing a tell all? Especially if it's involving anything regarding national security?
Comey has shit on Trump, but what he will now make up is the big question.
Already the guy was insinuating nonsense and talking out of both sides of his mouth. So Trump should probably be prepared for some nasty stuff.
All of it could have avoided had the guy been shitcanned on Day 1.
Posted by: Maritime at May 10, 2017 01:33 PM (XjId6)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 10, 2017 01:29 PM (eZ0Cd)
And a mustache.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 10, 2017 01:34 PM (sH2Lb)
Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2017 01:32 PM (sBOL1)
I saw Sex Dog For Grandma open for The Dead Kennedys at the Tower in 87.
Posted by: josephistan at May 10, 2017 01:34 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 10, 2017 01:34 PM (d76uN)
Dry your tears, pansy boy. I'm including the dress pr0n as part of the chess thread, so if you get bumped, it won't be by me.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 10, 2017 01:31 PM (sH2Lb)
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Let me have my pity party!
And no! You're not invited!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 01:34 PM (mC1ZI)
https://youtu.be/gCcx85zbxz4
Still no sign of the ubiquitous neon white dragon sign from original movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2017 01:32 PM (YXV6f)
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Atari sign not good enough for you?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 10, 2017 01:35 PM (mC1ZI)
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor dog a bone.
But went she bent over
Rover took over
For he had a bone of his own
Posted by: Grump928(C) was once in the 4th grade at May 10, 2017 01:35 PM (E6QSr)
--
During the Korean War, my Dad was stationed in the Philippines. They had a pet money in his Quonset hut, and when it was angry, it would climb to the top, and shit all over everything.
Dad: not a fan of monkeys. I defer to his judgment.
Posted by: shibumi at May 10, 2017 01:36 PM (8zWAk)
Now imagine you have a red button in front of you marked 'Fire Comey'.
You know that you should push the button. But you also know that as soon as you press the button, ten thousand more poo-flinging gay rape monkeys (pictured above) will drop out of the ceiling.
What do you do?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her!
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If that was his fear, Trump shouldn't have run for President on a platform of "draining the swamp".
He had a nice, comfortable life before all of this.
Besides, it's "pay me now, or pay me a whole lot more later". That's the only choice.
I say rip it off like a bandage and get it over with instead of dragging it out.
Posted by: Maritime at May 10, 2017 01:36 PM (XjId6)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 10, 2017 01:37 PM (mpXpK)
So you're saying that a dive bar of ill-repute would be a step up?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette a
Yes.
Here is a photograph of an actual authentic shabeen (seriously):
https://roamandhome.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/soweto-003.jpg
The "shabeens" that most white tourists become aware of are actually faux-shabeens, in big cities, made for the very purpose of impressing hipster tourists who want to go somewhere "authentic." So the pictures of shabeens online reviewed by white Yelpers and other such idiots are not "real" shabeens, but mock shabeens who grossness is only simulated, and a pose for poseurs. Real shabeens, like the one in the photo above, don't have business names, nor refrigeration, nor anything resembling sanitary conditions.
Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2017 01:37 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 10, 2017 01:31 PM (X+rUO)
I usually just sit at the end of the bar and order a beer and see what happens next:
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 10, 2017 01:37 PM (xIBU4)
Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2017 01:11 PM (sBOL1)
I'll make it up to you with dress pr0n this weekend. I promise.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 10, 2017 01:21 PM
You can trust him, bluebell...he's not like the others.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2017 01:37 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2017 01:38 PM (YXV6f)
He had a nice, comfortable life before all of this.
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Yes. He did.
And I never said "fear".
He is playing the game by his rules. Not yours.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 01:39 PM (C52a9)
Time to cut the grass. Probably won't need a baboon watch.
Posted by: DaveA
How about a Mickey Mouse watch?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2017 01:41 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 10, 2017 01:39 PM (C52a9)
You mean like the hipster-douche Euro-fag in the cologne commercial ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 10, 2017 01:42 PM (xIBU4)
and Paolo says some a dose men he never even seen before. Paolo thinks dat day got dere butthurts from each other's, maybe.
Posted by: Paolo's sexy monkey brother Petro at May 10, 2017 01:54 PM (p8g4F)
Second day she jumps on the bed with it in her jaws, walks up to me, shoves it straight up my boxers and leaves it there...
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 10, 2017 02:34 PM (6wURk)
Posted by: goon at May 10, 2017 02:42 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: White Magic Woman at May 10, 2017 06:02 PM (SJ184)
Thanks for this belly laugh. Forwarding!
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