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Leftwing Outrage of the Day: Obnoxious Fox Guy Jessie Watters Makes a Statement Which May Or May Not be a Lewd Sexual Remark About Ivanka Trump;
Liberal Hero "Reporter" Jake Tapper Pounces
The Blue Checkmark Mafia takes its outrage where it can find it.
Jessie Watters, in defending Ivanka Trump from hissing German progressives (and noting that progressives believe in treating women with respect in theory so long as she's a dues-paying member of their cult), then said, with a wag of his eyebrows, "I like the way she talks into her microphone" or something like that, which many took as a reference to oral sex. Which it could be. He later clarified he meant that her voice was like that of a "smooth jazz DJ," which is something he could actually have possibly meant. Though I'd say more of a low-talking Public Affairs Editor on a College Radio Station. (A lot of them talk that way.) But my money is probably on the oral sex angle. But that's just speculation -- I'd put my money on that, if I had to bet, but I'm not so positive of it I would bet on it except with good odds. And if that is what he meant -- 1, who cares? 2, the left routinely denigrates conservative women in sexual terms. Ask Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter, or Sarah Palin about it. 3, who cares? At this state of this very course culture the left has brought about, who cares about a minor league blowjob gag? (See what I did there?) For the love of Pete, the liberals scolded us for a year that an actual blowjob, lied about in a court deposition, by a sitting president, specifically sitting in the Oval Office (I can't see the chubby Clinton standing all the way through it), was no big shakes and we were sexually repressed obsessives for saying it was. Now a minor "Aw aren't I a little scamp?" blowjob reference from a minor correspondant is the worst thing ever? 4, the left, which plays at being daring sexual libertine who love transgression when it's not playing its other role of uptight chilly-boxed prudes who shriek "Unclean!" at everyone they don't like, is really on the edge of suggesting that straight men cannot find sexual beauty in women. If he'd said it about Michael Sam he'd receive an early Emmy. But if you are offended, you've got former Salon reporter and Monica Lewinsky Date-and-Teller Jake Tapper to support you in your outrage.When a company sends the clear signal that women are basically sub-human, vile behavior thrives even after top offenders are fired.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) April 26, 2017
is this "reporting," or partisan commentary, @jaketapper?
— Baby Goat Alliance (@AceofSpadesHQ) April 26, 2017
You can take the boy out of Salon but you can't take Salon out of the boy https://t.co/rwyMEdefOC
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: IC at April 26, 2017 04:42 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: IC at April 26, 2017 04:42 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at April 26, 2017 04:44 PM (cwKVB)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 26, 2017 04:44 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 04:44 PM (rvtDF)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2017 04:45 PM (GgzGa)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 26, 2017 04:45 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: scofflaw_x at April 26, 2017 04:45 PM (y9ZJX)
Posted by: gm at April 26, 2017 04:45 PM (rT6IK)
Hot is hot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 26, 2017 04:45 PM (6KsvZ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
Hell, 3 or 4 of us tripped over your tongue.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 04:45 PM (rvtDF)
Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2017 04:46 PM (Enq6K)
- Jake Tapper
--
Very true, Jake - just look at the Clintons for proof.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 26, 2017 04:46 PM (7ZVPa)
Totally professional
But making a crude joke? Let's run him out of town on a rail.
Posted by: Maritime at April 26, 2017 04:46 PM (uvyU0)
Posted by: IC at April 26, 2017 04:46 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 26, 2017 04:46 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 04:46 PM (6gk0M)
Vague double entendre possibly about heterosexual fellatio: vile!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 04:47 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 26, 2017 04:47 PM (6n332)
Posted by: IC at April 26, 2017 04:47 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ) at April 26, 2017 04:47 PM (IIN46)
I wouldn't have take that to mean a reference to oral sex.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 26, 2017 04:45 PM
When everything is all sex all the time then all references are references to sex of some sort.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 04:47 PM (IqV8l)
Well...yeah...I'll start with "subhuman"?
Do animals use microphones?
Was there a bestiality reference I missed?
What does that make Bill Clinton?
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at April 26, 2017 04:48 PM (NgMqF)
Gah. I am so sick of this notion that women are special little beings of innocent virtue who EEEKKK cannot bear any type of even remotely off color joke.
Dude. Up until my junior year of college I attended schools were guys and girls weren't even allowed to hold hands and this would be a nothing burger there.
When the hard core Evangelicals think you're being a prude, you are.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 26, 2017 04:48 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Strobe at April 26, 2017 04:48 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 26, 2017 04:46 PM (0O7c5)
I need to design a literal cocked hat.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 04:48 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: very irredeemably undude at April 26, 2017 04:48 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2017 04:48 PM (SjImc)
sub-human, vile behavior thrives even after top offenders are fired.
- Jake Tapper
Really Jake? Shall we discuss female aborted babies?
Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2017 04:48 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 04:49 PM (6gk0M)
Except he isn't. As ace says he's a partisan progressive. When he talks about Trump you can hear the sneer through the radio.
Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2017 04:49 PM (iba46)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 26, 2017 04:49 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 26, 2017 04:49 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: USNtakim at April 26, 2017 04:49 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 26, 2017 04:50 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2017 04:50 PM (iba46)
I couldn't believe a mayor had that maturity level, I'm sure the media was just outraged at the signals that sent and tried to disqualify him.
Posted by: Maritime at April 26, 2017 04:50 PM (uvyU0)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 26, 2017 04:50 PM (wmaTe)
Not to make this about me.
*Does Jumping Jacks*
...but there it is.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 04:51 PM (6gk0M)
Twenty years ago, I complimented a woman at work. She was wearing a very pretty flower print outfit. Another woman heard me and complained to my boss. I've never complimented another person on their appearance at work since.
Posted by: very irredeemably undude at April 26, 2017 04:51 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: dantesed at April 26, 2017 04:51 PM (88xKn)
I don't care if you're straight male or any other type of human on the planet. Everyone... and I do mean EVERYONE should want to imagine Ivanka performing oral sex on them.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2017 04:51 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 26, 2017 04:52 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 26, 2017 04:52 PM (aZq03)
-Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 26, 2017 04:50 PM (wmaTe)
*Smack!*
GET BACK IN THE GAME, SON!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 04:52 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 26, 2017 04:50 PM (wmaTe)
These days you have to be more specific. I'm pro blowjob assuming at minimum that a) I am the recipient of said blowjob, and b) that the person performing said blowjob is genetically female.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 04:52 PM (0mRoj)
guys, Brian Wilson, was on Fox and is always gushing about how Jake is a
stand up guy.
I remember them all saying the same thing about Donna Brazile. She'd NEVER give those debate questions to Hillary! Except that...she did.
Posted by: tu3031 at April 26, 2017 04:52 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: very irredeemably undude at April 26, 2017 04:52 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: gm at April 26, 2017 04:52 PM (rT6IK)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 26, 2017 04:52 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 26, 2017 04:53 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 26, 2017 04:53 PM (m/vQu)
Then would be some Helen of Troy shit.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 26, 2017 04:53 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 04:53 PM (rvtDF)
Don't be giving the 'ettes any ideas, unless you want to be responsible for the Shoecalypse.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 26, 2017 04:38 PM (DMUuz)
Or Hairmageddon.
I believe that the left has a strategy in place to take out every conservative broadcaster. They started at the top at Fox and they are working their way down.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 26, 2017 04:53 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 26, 2017 04:53 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: IC at April 26, 2017 04:53 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 04:53 PM (rvtDF)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 26, 2017 04:53 PM (SIY7D)
type of human on the planet. Everyone... and I do mean EVERYONE
should want to imagine Ivanka performing oral sex on them.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2017 04:51 PM (TOk1P)
Yeah...no.
Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2017 04:54 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: IC at April 26, 2017 04:53 PM (a0IVu)
Also would Tap(per) that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 26, 2017 04:54 PM (6KsvZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 04:53 PM (rvtDF)
Wouldn't that look more like "mmmph gwaarb slrrrmmf garrbmf"?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 04:54 PM (0mRoj)
I used to think she was pretty hot but she's really dropped off the charts for me. Both a function of her politics and her too-perfect Finishing School mannerisms.
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2017 04:54 PM (8rNrN)
When the Left says we have to shut up, they mean SHUT UP. Don't even say that the sun is shining. They only way you are safe is if you say nothing.
(Although, come to think of it, THAT could be an offense too --- like not applauding enough.)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 26, 2017 04:55 PM (0jtPF)
Jake Tap Her is concerned about sexual innuendo? Really?
Posted by: ...and so began the donnybrook at April 26, 2017 04:55 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
--
Felonies are more common than grand slams or hat tricks these days.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 26, 2017 04:55 PM (7ZVPa)
type of human on the planet. Everyone... and I do mean EVERYONE
should want to imagine Ivanka performing oral sex on them.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2017 04:51 PM (TOk1P)
Yeah...no.
Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2017 04:54 PM (Enq6K)
That's OK. We'll imagine it for you.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 04:55 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2017 04:55 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 26, 2017 04:55 PM (pLj6K)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 26, 2017 04:53 PM (TdMsT)
They do. It's literally in their playbook. And the 'conservatives' are doing frell-all about it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 26, 2017 04:55 PM (6KsvZ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 26, 2017 04:45 PM
When everything is all sex all the time then all references are references to sex of some sort.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 04:47 PM (IqV8l)
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the microphone, there was somebody standing there imagining a hot chick holding it up to her face.
It just comes with the territory.
Sorry... it just does.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2017 04:55 PM (TOk1P)
(PA-13), and later served as her congressional press secretary. Tapper
also worked for Powell Tate, a Washington, D.C., public relations firm
run by Democrat Jody Powell and Republican Sheila Tate. Tapper also worked briefly for Handgun Control, Inc. (now the Brady Center to Prevent Gun Violence) in 1997
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 26, 2017 04:55 PM (4e+hS)
Or it's just a cudgel to use against Fox?
I stopped watching Fox sone time ago. I say jettison it for OAN. Get some Koch brother money funding it and better makeup department for the reporterettes.
Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2017 04:55 PM (iba46)
Yeah!
I'd like to say hello to mom and dad and all the folks in Bugtussle.
Posted by: Just the Punchline at April 26, 2017 04:56 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 26, 2017 04:56 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 26, 2017 04:56 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 04:52 PM (>
I'd add that the genetic female also has to still have the right body parts ...
Posted by: gm at April 26, 2017 04:56 PM (rT6IK)
-Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 26, 2017 04:53 PM (TdMsT)
It isn't as much a "strategy", as it is a volley of spitballs to see which one lands in an ear, so as to be reported on by the Drive-Bye Media.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 04:56 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2017 04:55 PM (8rNrN)
No one likes a chilly box, Ace.
Warm and wet is where it's at.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 26, 2017 04:56 PM (6KsvZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 04:55 PM (0mRoj)
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Im torn between *types* *deletes* and "BUNK!!"
Posted by: fixerupper at April 26, 2017 04:56 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 26, 2017 04:57 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: gm at April 26, 2017 04:56 PM (rT6IK)
Good point. Like I said, you have to be very specific these days.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 04:57 PM (0mRoj)
--------------------------------
I used to think she was pretty hot but she's really dropped off the charts for me. Both a function of her politics and her too-perfect Finishing School mannerisms.
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2017 04:54 PM (8rNrN)
If we're being honest, I find her all-too-perfect plastic surgery to be off-putting.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2017 04:57 PM (TOk1P)
no, we have an alternative. We can glue a white teardrop microphone and wire to the side of your face that looks like someone just came on you sideways.
Posted by: The Perverted Audio Technicians of America Who Want To be In Your Mouth at April 26, 2017 04:57 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 26, 2017 04:57 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 26, 2017 04:53 PM (TdMsT)
I agree.... they have already toppled some at the top... the chum is in the water... the feeding frenzy is just starting...
Posted by: Don Q. at April 26, 2017 04:57 PM (NgKpN)
Test is whether it would get a "phrasing" on Archer.
I'd say no. Only a BJ joke if you stretch, and then not a good one. I'd give Watters the benefit of the doubt.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 26, 2017 04:57 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 26, 2017 04:57 PM (6KsvZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 04:58 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 26, 2017 04:58 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 26, 2017 04:58 PM (m/vQu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 26, 2017 04:58 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Strobe at April 26, 2017 04:58 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 04:55 PM (0mRoj)
Go right ahead......
No wait...what are you imagining?
Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2017 04:58 PM (Enq6K)
i was going to add that.
it's a shame when attractive women get "enhanced" by cosmetic surgery. They wind up looking like all the ugly women who had cosmetic surgery.
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2017 04:58 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 26, 2017 04:58 PM (pLj6K)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 04:55 PM (0mRoj)
Go right ahead......
No wait...what are you imagining?
Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2017 04:58 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 04:59 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: IC at April 26, 2017 04:59 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 26, 2017 04:53 PM (TdMsT)
They do. It's literally in their playbook. And the 'conservatives' are doing frell-all about it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
_____
Yea, it's pretty obvious. They hope to malign enough to where nobody gets any sort of critical mass or following.
Also it keeps the meme alive of "conservatives hate women"
Our side then thinks its best we pretend these people aren't "real conservatives" because they didn't follow our personal ideological checklist. And tell everyone we're glad they got the scalp so this time we can have a more "pure" conservative media personality.
I don't even follow cable news or had any idea who this Jesse guy was, but I'd like to see our side circle the wagons more.
Posted by: Maritime at April 26, 2017 04:59 PM (uvyU0)
Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2017 04:58 PM (Enq6K)
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Are you *sure* you want to know this?
Posted by: fixerupper at April 26, 2017 04:59 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Zombie Bonnie Franklin at April 26, 2017 04:59 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 26, 2017 04:59 PM (xeeHA)
I've never heard of a penis refered to as a microphone.Bonaphone yes microphone no
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 26, 2017 04:59 PM (lKyWE)
But, as a man, you probably don't care about oral sex innuendos and being sexualized. If some chick said that she liked the way you licked ice cream I don't think you would be embarrassed. You might even repeat the praise while you're on a date to give a sort of "hint, hint ... nudge, nudge".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 26, 2017 05:00 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 26, 2017 05:00 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Fox at April 26, 2017 05:00 PM (DVC2D)
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the microphone, there was somebody standing there imagining a hot chick holding it up to her face.
It just comes with the territory.
Sorry... it just does.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2017 04:55 PM (TOk1P)
Puts a whole new connotation on...
Watson.... come here... I need you.... pant pant...
Posted by: Don Q. at April 26, 2017 05:00 PM (NgKpN)
Why in the fuck with all the technology advancements do we still have microphones that are sized and shaped like boners?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 26, 2017 04:56 PM (2qHjF)
You're right! It's time we had microphones that only worked by mimicking the act of licking a taco. For feminism.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 26, 2017 05:01 PM (GX63o)
or
When a company sends the clear signal that black holes are basically sucking up airliners, stupid behavior thrives even after top offenders are NOT fired.
Many more I could add, and so can everyone else...this is CNN...
Posted by: William Eaton at April 26, 2017 05:01 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 26, 2017 04:59 PM (8XRCm)
No...forget I asked.
It's like I forgot where I was.....
Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2017 05:01 PM (Enq6K)
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
/Selfcheck
Sys.restore.dumb
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 05:01 PM (6gk0M)
No way...Fox News is MAJOR League, and that means it's a MAJOR league blowjob gag!
(I hope they have a safe word.)
Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay them All at April 26, 2017 05:01 PM (NmR1a)
Jesse Waters - Fox News Commentator -- Fox being conservative. Ok, wait. New Murdock scion, proudly liberal, wants to rework Fox into something like all the other liberal networks. So is it the conservatives at fox who make a sly innuendo about Trump's daughter because conservatives are nevertrumpers, or is it the liberal making a sly innuendo about the daughter of a republican president?
And if he liked her voice why not say that instead of the cute turn of phrase that he did use?
Now on the other side we have Jake Tapper, proudly liberal, who takes a shot at conservative Fox in defense of a proudly liberal daughter of a republican president.
I can't tell who is on which team, and who I am supposed to be hatin' on? I need directions.
Posted by: L' Ohnoes at April 26, 2017 05:01 PM (hWGif)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 04:55 PM (0mRoj)
Go right ahead......
No wait...what are you imagining?
Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2017 04:58 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 04:59 PM (0mRoj)
I mean, yeah, come on, Tami. You've been around here long enough to know better than asking questions like that.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2017 05:01 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 05:01 PM (rvtDF)
Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2017 05:01 PM (iba46)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 26, 2017 05:01 PM (2qHjF)
Is that true? Talk about sloppy seconds. Even a kiss goodnight would be gross knowing where that mouth has been.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 26, 2017 05:01 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2017 05:01 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 26, 2017 05:01 PM (KP5rU)
I'd be so embarrassed I'd be in her mouth before she finished the syllable.
But that's because it rarely happens to me. It would be a flattering novelty.
If I got unwanted sexual attention a lot from people I didn't want it from, I might have a much different attitude.
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2017 05:01 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: This works on so many levels at April 26, 2017 05:02 PM (A3b6q)
Yes.
Blue on blue. Just get your hate on!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 05:02 PM (rvtDF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 04:58 PM (IqV8l)
Unless they are 5 inch Willy Pete Rounds? (white phosphorus... which yes, they do carry)...
Meh....
Posted by: Don Q. at April 26, 2017 05:02 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2017 05:01 PM (iba46)
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No. Never.
Its a Breath-a-lyzer.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 26, 2017 05:02 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 26, 2017 05:03 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 26, 2017 05:03 PM (4e+hS)
Blow a seal?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 05:03 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 26, 2017 04:56 PM (2qHjF)
For the same reason that salamis are still shaped that way.
Now, the real question is what about that boner building in London. What's up with that? Even I have limits ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 26, 2017 05:03 PM (zc3Db)
He called her a Pekingese.
Which I found funny.
Ivanka's made herself a public political figure.
Melania hasn't
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 26, 2017 05:03 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: CNN chryon at April 26, 2017 05:03 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 26, 2017 05:03 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Yo! at April 26, 2017 05:04 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 26, 2017 05:04 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: NCKate at April 26, 2017 05:04 PM (Lgbif)
Jake Tapper shore has a purty mouth...
Posted by: voices from the backwoods at April 26, 2017 05:04 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Don Q. at April 26, 2017 05:04 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Tapper's boyfriend at April 26, 2017 05:04 PM (aZq03)
As long as it was from females.
Otherwise, I don't understand the words coming out of your mouth.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 05:04 PM (rvtDF)
Some women who complain about this, I can see it.
Other women... I'm thinking "Are you sure they meant you, dear?"
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2017 05:04 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 26, 2017 05:04 PM (0O7c5)
@103 you've never advised a woman to speak into the microphone?
Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2017 05:01 PM (iba46)
No
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 26, 2017 05:05 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 26, 2017 05:05 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: NCKate at April 26, 2017 05:04 PM (Lgbif)
Anderson Cooper, who I'm sure has had plenty of balls in his mouth, got that one started.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 05:05 PM (0mRoj)
In a straight way.
And no straight man has ever said of another man "I like the way he talks into that microphone".
QED.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 26, 2017 05:05 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 26, 2017 05:05 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2017 05:05 PM (iba46)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 05:05 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 05:05 PM (rvtDF)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 26, 2017 05:06 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 26, 2017 05:04 PM (0O7c5)
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whoa!!!
It is now!!
Posted by: fixerupper at April 26, 2017 05:06 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 26, 2017 05:04 PM (0O7c5)
Yes. Yes it is. Now please, resume tapping.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 05:06 PM (0mRoj)
What I don't like is how Ivanka talks into her father's ear.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddy! I flew over to the glossy international wymmyn's issues conference and they *made fun of me*, Daddy. They booed! They booed a lot!!!
Don't they know who I am? I'm a super humanitarian Grrrrrl Power icon, Daddy! I *can too* save the world and fix all its problems! Especially wymmyns and chilluns problems! They're *so* wrong about me!
And to prove that I am, you need to let in another half million Syrian "refugees" right away. Because it's the sensitive, caring, humanitarian, Grrrrrl Power thing to do. OK, Daddy?
Posted by: torquewrench at April 26, 2017 05:06 PM (qJjMA)
***
I once had an argument with a feminist professor as to why missiles were "phallic shaped".
All the aerodynamics in the world couldn't convince her that it was because of SCIENCE and not patriarchy.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2017 05:06 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Jesse Watters at April 26, 2017 05:06 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2017 05:01 PM (8rNrN)
True. If Norah O'Donnell said it, it would be pretty cool but if Lena Dunham said it I would probably feel pretty violated.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 26, 2017 05:06 PM (zc3Db)
----------------------------
I'd be so embarrassed I'd be in her mouth before she finished the syllable.
But that's because it rarely happens to me. It would be a flattering novelty.
If I got unwanted sexual attention a lot from people I didn't want it from, I might have a much different attitude.
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2017 05:01 PM (8rNrN)
True story. Eons ago I had this happen. Older gent, at work, commenting on some sort of colorful shirt/tie combo (with brown/beige pants, I guess) I was wearing, said I reminded him of an ice cream cone, and he wanted to lick it.
First and only time I have ever reported anyone for sexual harassment. I've been around enough gay men to be immune to most of the nonsense, but I had to draw the line somewhere, and that was it.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2017 05:06 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: CNN chryon at April 26, 2017 05:06 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 26, 2017 05:06 PM (pLj6K)
Code?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 05:05 PM (rvtDF)
Nope, this guy right here:
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 05:06 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 26, 2017 05:06 PM (QtQaN)
Posted by: JT Does Veggie Porn at April 26, 2017 05:07 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 26, 2017 05:07 PM (oVJmc)
"descendant, through his mother, of Civil War brevet Major General Hugh Judson Kilpatrick..."
Obviously incompetence and stupidity runs in the family.
Posted by: William Eaton at April 26, 2017 05:07 PM (MuTTO)
Ace, baby, your mouthpiece here is The.Best.Ever. And I do mean that in a highly sexualized way.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 05:07 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 26, 2017 05:07 PM (uuwor)
@103 you've never advised a woman to speak into the microphone?
Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2017 05:01 PM (iba46)
I will now. Honey!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 26, 2017 05:07 PM (GX63o)
Turn the whole thing into blowjob night.
Tapper needs to get twitterbombed with blowjob jokes.
But I loved Ace calling him "boy," as in, "Salon boy."
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 26, 2017 05:07 PM (U6f54)
"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever hoid!"
Posted by: Marx, not Karl, the other one at April 26, 2017 05:07 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2017 05:01 PM (iba46)
-----
No. Never.
Its a Breath-a-lyzer.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 26, 2017 05:02 PM (8XRCm)
Old School dictaphone.
Posted by: L' Ohnoes at April 26, 2017 05:08 PM (hWGif)
I thought I heard my summons...
Posted by: Penis Mightier at April 26, 2017 05:08 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 05:08 PM (0mRoj)
___
Wait, that's not ok anymore?
Reggie get up!
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 26, 2017 05:08 PM (aZq03)
-------------------
Code?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 05:05 PM (rvtDF)
Egad, I sure hope not.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2017 05:08 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: IC at April 26, 2017 05:09 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2017 05:01 PM (8rNrN)
Come here, big boy!
Posted by: Lena at April 26, 2017 05:09 PM (qJhUV)
-------------------
Code?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 05:05 PM (rvtDF)
Egad, I sure hope not.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2017 05:08 PM (TOk1P)
That makes two of us. No offense.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 05:09 PM (0mRoj)
I agree. He was trying to be sly and failed. But honestly, he deserved a "knock it off" and move on.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 26, 2017 05:09 PM (OD2ni)
Because we all know Anderson knows how to treat a lady, which in his case would be sharing gossip about staff penis size over a mocha latte.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 26, 2017 05:10 PM (QtQaN)
Posted by: AL SHARPTATO at April 26, 2017 05:10 PM (/kbT+)
"descendant, through his mother, of Civil War brevet Major General Hugh Judson Kilpatrick..."
"Kill Calvary" Kilpatrick? Oy.
Posted by: Penis Mightier at April 26, 2017 05:10 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 26, 2017 05:10 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Mr. Microphone at April 26, 2017 05:10 PM (LTHVh)
-------------------
Code?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 05:05 PM (rvtDF)
Egad, I sure hope not.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2017 05:08 PM (TOk1P)
That makes two of us. No offense.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 05:09 PM (0mRoj)
None taken!
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2017 05:10 PM (TOk1P)
Be on the lookout for:
-Potty Mouth
-Shit-Talking
-Silver Tongue
Most White Knights can see these symptoms. Common Paladins and deck-washers cannot.
If you see anything out of the ordinary, please call 1-888-BAD TAINT.
...leave-off the last "t" for "tasteless"!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 05:10 PM (6gk0M)
***
"One morning I shot a sycophant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."
**tap cigar**
**waggle eyebrows**
**dart eyes side to side**
Posted by: Marx, not Karl, the other one at April 26, 2017 05:10 PM (mvenn)
Before I cut the cord I would wait until O'Reilly finished his monologue before switching to a music channel. It's no longer necessary to wait five minutes before turning the tv off.
And if you missed it...herrrrrrrrrres Ivanka ->
http://preview.tinyurl.com/lbjd38k
Posted by: gNewt at April 26, 2017 05:11 PM (kaCWe)
What I don't like is how Ivanka talks into her father's ear.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddy! I flew over to the glossy international wymmyn's issues conference and they *made fun of me*, Daddy. They booed! They booed a lot!!!
Don't they know who I am? I'm a super humanitarian Grrrrrl Power icon, Daddy! I *can too* save the world and fix all its problems! Especially wymmyns and chilluns problems! They're *so* wrong about me!
And to prove that I am, you need to let in another half million Syrian "refugees" right away. Because it's the sensitive, caring, humanitarian, Grrrrrl Power thing to do. OK, Daddy?
Posted by: torquewrench at April 26, 2017 05:06 PM (qJjMA)
To be fair, I think Ivanka HAD a sexy voice.
But brother, you nailed it with your description of how she probably sounds. Ugh.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 26, 2017 05:11 PM (2qHjF)
---------------------------
Ah. Darling Chelsea's mother-in-law.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 26, 2017 05:11 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2017 05:06 PM (aZq03)
What are they supposed to be shaped like? Tits? Vulvae? A copy of "Our Bodies, Ourselves"?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 05:11 PM (0mRoj)
**waggle eyebrows**
**dart eyes side to side**
Posted by: Marx, not Karl, the other one
Harpo?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 05:11 PM (rvtDF)
Posted by: Mr. Microphone"
LMAO. That commercial came on right after the commercial for Freedom Rock. "Turn it up man."
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 26, 2017 05:12 PM (OD2ni)
BTW... part of this might be orchestrated by the Murdoch boys themselves to get out of contracts and turn the network left on the cheap.
Posted by: shibumi at April 26, 2017 05:12 PM (FkAXz)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 05:07 PM (tHwdc)
This Broad is Something.
...not nothing.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 05:12 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 26, 2017 05:12 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 05:13 PM (rvtDF)
Daddy always referred to Ms. Lewinsky as "Ms. Potato Head". Was he speaking in code?
Posted by: Chel-Z, Millennial Rap Artist at April 26, 2017 05:13 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2017 05:13 PM (f7W3D)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2017 05:06 PM (aZq03)
What are they supposed to be shaped like? Tits? Vulvae? A copy of "Our Bodies, Ourselves"?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 05:11 PM (0mRoj)
No. If you shaped missiles like a female body part then it would still be "the patriarchy makes missiles to sexually pleasure themselves."
The femynysts would only be satisfied with missiles that looked like broken dicks.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 26, 2017 05:14 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 26, 2017 05:14 PM (TdMsT)
"Wow, you've really been working out, huh?" = "Man, you used to be a fat piece of shit...good job on kinda not being that anymore!"
"You clean up really well." = "You're usually such a slob that I'm honestly surprised you even have clothes that match."
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 26, 2017 05:14 PM (uuwor)
Posted by: auscolpyr at April 26, 2017 05:14 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 26, 2017 05:14 PM (UOr6C)
Looks like Ace is heading for his bunk a bit early today...
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 26, 2017 05:15 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2017 05:13 PM (f7W3D)
I'd like to see her doing squatz in booty shorts.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 26, 2017 05:15 PM (Tnhbr)
it would be cool if she used her time machine to come forward from 2006 to deliver the sexual remark.
Without the time machine, not as cool.
Incidentally, Erin Burnett has moved into Time Machine Need as rapidly as anyone I've ever seen.
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2017 05:15 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2017 05:15 PM (f7W3D)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 26, 2017 05:15 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Jake Tapper at April 26, 2017 05:15 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 26, 2017 05:16 PM (nQHw/)
BTW... part of this might be orchestrated by the Murdoch boys themselves to get out of contracts and turn the network left on the cheap.
Posted by: shibumi at April 26, 2017 05:12 PM (FkAXz)
Catholic priests called, and said they're feeling sorry for Faux Nooz, something something about how funny it is to be in the spotlight, accused of doing stuff that is going on at lots of the same places that are doing all the accusing.
Oh, and they called back and said when they said "funny" they didn't mean funny funny, but funny, like not so funny at all.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2017 05:16 PM (TOk1P)
Why didn't you tell him to just knock it off?
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 26, 2017 05:16 PM (m/vQu)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 05:16 PM (LTHVh)
The femynysts would only be satisfied with missiles that looked like broken dicks.
----
That's the shape of liquor bottles. On that note, I have to be a judge in a HS project design with one of the entries is a "butter stick" (think glue stick for butter, with a ridge and a lip). I must restrain myself from asking does it come with batteries.
Posted by: auscolpyr at April 26, 2017 05:17 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 05:17 PM (IqV8l)
---------------------------
Ah. Darling Chelsea's mother-in-law.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
News you can use.
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 26, 2017 05:17 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 26, 2017 05:17 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: CNN chryon at April 26, 2017 05:17 PM (HgMAr)
it would be cool if she used her time machine to come forward from 2006 to deliver the sexual remark."
Can I get a time machine from 1906?
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at April 26, 2017 05:17 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2017 05:13 PM (f7W3D)
Two words: Iowa Corndog Festival.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2017 05:17 PM (TOk1P)
JINGLE BELL.
JINGLE BELL.
JINGLE ALL THE WAY.
Posted by: Mr. Microphone at April 26, 2017 05:18 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: Jessie Waters at April 26, 2017 05:18 PM (f7W3D)
if it's not working, it's user error. That's my story.
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2017 05:18 PM (8rNrN)
He may not be able to hang shelves efficiently, but he makes up for it with good words and stuff.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 05:18 PM (6gk0M)
Without the time machine, not as cool.
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2017 05:15 PM (8rNrN)
Is that true? I haven't seen Norah O'Donnell in years but she used to be smoking hot. Has she really gone ugly, now? That's a real shame. ... Like seeing Natasha Henstridge topping out near 200 lbs ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 26, 2017 05:18 PM (zc3Db)
Why didn't you tell him to just knock it off?
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 26, 2017 05:16 PM (m/vQu)
It's a long story, and not one I'm going to tell here, but suffice to say, telling him to knock it off wouldn't have worked.
Having him have to explain himself to higher ups, did.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2017 05:19 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2017 05:19 PM (f7W3D)
Posted by: Penis Mightier at April 26, 2017 05:10 PM (pNxlR)
------------------------------------------------------------------
He did like women though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Judson_Kilpatrick
Yes it is wikipedia but it is still funny. Also like Cooper, somehow he kept his job. Family trait...
Posted by: William Eaton at April 26, 2017 05:19 PM (MuTTO)
(Crazy energy on this blog today, Redbull futures must be trading high)
Posted by: Max Power at April 26, 2017 05:19 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at April 26, 2017 05:19 PM (UZZHo)
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell
Why not back to when you were young?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 26, 2017 05:20 PM (YEelc)
I said, "Hot. Duh."
She said something like, "Really?! But you're so smart and funny!"
Thanks for making my point for me, Whore.
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2017 05:20 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Ace's Fluffers at April 26, 2017 05:20 PM (pNxlR)
If you liked Weird Science, do not search for current pictures of Kelly Lebrock.
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at April 26, 2017 05:21 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 26, 2017 05:21 PM (m/vQu)
He may not be able to hang shelves efficiently, but he makes up for it with good words and stuff.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 05:18 PM (6gk0M)
The muse doesn't just descend, she goes down.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 05:21 PM (0mRoj)
I recall zero protests over that one too.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 26, 2017 05:22 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 26, 2017 05:22 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2017 05:20 PM (8rNrN)
When they rub their boobs on you, unnecessarily, I am pretty sure that that is a definite signal to go in for the kill.
But incidentally, I think I have been hit on by more gay guys in my life than women.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 26, 2017 05:22 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 26, 2017 05:23 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at April 26, 2017 05:23 PM (zNtQj)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 26, 2017 05:23 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 05:23 PM (LTHVh)
I find your self deprecating humor refreshing which was not damning with faint praise or my version of sexualizing you ;^). I've never been very good at making comments that are the equivalent of "You look like an ice cream cone and I'd like to lick you!" Uggh1 I'd probably blush if i said that. It's more like "You always say welcoming things to me whenever you see me ti appreciate that"_said yesterday to a male colleague who happens to be good looking. The again, I hang around with mostly clergy or church people. Sexual innuendo is probably NOT the way to go. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2017 05:23 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 26, 2017 05:23 PM (m/vQu)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 26, 2017 05:22 PM (GX63o)
If you're setting off that many gay guy's gaydars, then...
I mean, might as well embrace it, dude.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 26, 2017 05:23 PM (wmaTe)
two of the three that land you in the Semi-Gay Friend Zone instead of the misty, dewey wonderland of Mish
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2017 05:24 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 05:24 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: AL SHARPTATO at April 26, 2017 05:24 PM (/kbT+)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 26, 2017 05:21 PM (m/vQu)
Or when renowned gibbering homunculus David Letterman made a clever little bon mot on broadcast TV about one of the Palin daughters getting railed in the bleachers at a baseball game. And then said that his apology was pure BS.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 26, 2017 05:24 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
*****
That's either the funniest or most ironic pairing of comment and nick ever.
Posted by: Marx, not Karl, the other one at April 26, 2017 05:24 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at April 26, 2017 05:21 PM (OD2ni)
Holy shit! She looks like the grizzly madam of some run-down New Orleans whorehouse, now.
And what possesses these women to do that to their faces with the botox and whatever else they have injected in there? If they're going to do that they should at least go to someone who knows where to inject the stuff ... someone with some measure of artistic talent ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 26, 2017 05:24 PM (zc3Db)
-Posted by: ace at April 26, 2017 05:20 PM (8rNrN)
*HAH!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 05:25 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 26, 2017 05:23 PM (wmaTe)
I'll take your professional cock-sucking opinion under advisement.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 26, 2017 05:25 PM (GX63o)
I said, "Hot. Duh."
She said something like, "Really?! But you're so smart and funny!"
Thanks for making my point for me, Whore.
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2017 05:20 PM (8rNrN)
that was a proposition. To a woman, smart and funny is hot. Or so I've heard. Screamed.
Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at April 26, 2017 05:25 PM (UZZHo)
Posted by: Ace's Fluffers at April 26, 2017 05:25 PM (pNxlR)
That's either the funniest or most ironic pairing of comment and nick ever.
Posted by: Marx, not Karl, the other one at April 26, 2017 05:24 PM (mvenn)
Really could go either way, to be honest.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 26, 2017 05:25 PM (wmaTe)
I don't know why I show you guys my weaknesses. You'd have think that I'd've learned by now that wolves go after the hobbled calf.
I'm taking my J. Crew Messenger Bag elsewhere!
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2017 05:25 PM (8rNrN)
nttawwt.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 26, 2017 05:25 PM (KP5rU)
I highly doubt Ivanka gives bj's, anyway. Jared looks like pipsqueak half-fag who probably only lays on his back with his eyes closed.
Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 26, 2017 05:25 PM (5Kf7w)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 26, 2017 05:25 PM (GX63o)
That's all I ask!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 26, 2017 05:25 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2017 05:26 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 26, 2017 05:26 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: very irredeemably undude at April 26, 2017 05:26 PM (2X7pN)
I said, "Hot. Duh."
>>She said something like, "Really?! But you're so smart and funny!"
Thanks for making my point for me, Whore.
Hahahaha
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2017 05:26 PM (f7W3D)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 26, 2017 05:14 PM (TdMsT)
He took her for a spin, is what he did. Hadda go deep undercover to get an idea of the details.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at April 26, 2017 05:26 PM (17QyB)
Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable! at April 26, 2017 05:27 PM (CLKfs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 26, 2017 05:27 PM (YEelc)
I don't think it was a proposition. It was one of those things where someone may be fishing for validation and some flirtation but has no intentions beyond that.
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2017 05:27 PM (8rNrN)
I'm seeing the seeds of your problem, here.
Nothing says 'You're not my type, honey' like a messenger Bag.
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2017 05:27 PM (f7W3D)
YES, WHEN IS THE BABBY DUE?
Posted by: Hunh? at April 26, 2017 05:27 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 26, 2017 05:27 PM (xeeHA)
Jared is the type who won't even look at Ivanka's privates.
Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 26, 2017 05:27 PM (5Kf7w)
Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 26, 2017 05:28 PM (5Kf7w)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 26, 2017 05:28 PM (A3b6q)
I don't know why I show you guys my weaknesses. You'd have think that I'd've learned by now that wolves go after the hobbled calf.
I'm taking my J. Crew Messenger Bag elsewhere!
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2017 05:25 PM (8rNrN)
Would you at least trim your beard first?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 26, 2017 05:28 PM (TdMsT)
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/26/ivanka- trump-syrian-refugees-237627
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 26, 2017 05:28 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2017 05:27 PM (f7W3D)
How else are you going to carry her tampons and lipstick when your out with her clothes shopping?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 26, 2017 05:28 PM (GX63o)
Get your mind out of the gutter, Jake.
You've obviously been hanging around the Clintons too long.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 26, 2017 05:29 PM (0jtPF)
Either know how to, or learn, because it is a handy skill right up there with typing and canning your own pickles.
Or something like that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 26, 2017 05:29 PM (NXsWM)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 26, 2017 05:29 PM (NT3RT)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 26, 2017 05:29 PM (YZ5sm)
Posted by: shibumi at April 26, 2017 05:30 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 05:30 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 26, 2017 05:31 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 05:31 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 26, 2017 05:31 PM (2qHjF)
Did she go on the explain how her husband just couldn't satisfy her? That's usually a 'tell'.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 05:32 PM (LTHVh)
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
The way to a woman's heart is through quality shelving.
Posted by: aphorisms -- cheap, plentiful and good (pick two) at April 26, 2017 05:32 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 05:32 PM (6gk0M)
Alford, then 19 (!!!!!) had just completed her Freshman year at Wheaton College and started a job in the White House press office. Within days of her arrival, she was invited to join the president for an afternoon swim. And later that day, she lost her virginity to him in the first lady's bedroom!!!!
There were also drug taking parties, frequent skinny dipping, and giving head to a presidential aide while JFK watched.
But, democrat.
Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable! at April 26, 2017 05:32 PM (CLKfs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 26, 2017 05:32 PM (KP5rU)
Word rape? Not sure what that is, but it sounds real pretty.
Could someone contact Whoopi Goldberg to get the definite definition?
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at April 26, 2017 05:32 PM (vI+F1)
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 26, 2017 05:32 PM (KP5rU)
I can read "The Man in the Boat is Happy", in braille.
...with my tongue.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 05:34 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Madonna at April 26, 2017 05:34 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 05:34 PM (6gk0M)
Oh, oh, Slap...
Posted by: aphorisms -- cheap, plentiful and good (pick two) at April 26, 2017 05:34 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: The Barrel at April 26, 2017 05:34 PM (LTHVh)
Yeah but she also mentioned how her Cuck Buck did the job for her, then she said "You should try him sometime."
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2017 05:34 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 26, 2017 05:32 PM (KP5rU)
Dot dot gash dot...
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 05:34 PM (0mRoj)
I don't think it was a proposition. It was one of those things where someone may be fishing for validation and some flirtation but has no intentions beyond that.
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2017 05:27 PM (8rNrN)
Most of my post-40 wankings have been based on reconfigured fulfillments of moments like that, cause all the usual suspects are played out or instructive re moments that only required the sort of panache I have now but didnt have then.
Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at April 26, 2017 05:34 PM (UZZHo)
Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable! at April 26, 2017 05:35 PM (CLKfs)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 05:35 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 26, 2017 05:35 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
What about specific women then?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 05:35 PM (rvtDF)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 26, 2017 05:36 PM (KP5rU)
Either know how to, or learn, because it is a handy skill right up there with typing and canning your own pickles.
Or something like that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 26, 2017 05:29 PM (NXsWM)
I remember that time I was devastated, then I was told in a very soft tone "it's ok to have a small dick." Thai trannies can be very reassuring.
Posted by: Ray Davies at April 26, 2017 05:36 PM (A3b6q)
I bet he could build a mean shelf.
Posted by: Moron Pundit
I'll bet it would stay up.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 05:36 PM (rvtDF)
Stop licking, Slap! Stop now!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 26, 2017 05:36 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 05:37 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 26, 2017 05:37 PM (NT3RT)
I bet he could build a mean shelf.
Posted by: Moron Pundit
I'll bet it would stay up.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 05:36 PM (rvtDF)
It would still fall down, but rise again on the third day.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 05:37 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 05:35 PM (rvtDF)
The judges rule that to be ok
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 26, 2017 05:37 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 26, 2017 05:37 PM (YEelc)
I bet he could build a mean shelf.
Posted by: Moron Pundit
I'll bet it would stay up.
Posted by: rickb223
No nails.
only Tongue and Groove
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 26, 2017 05:37 PM (FZYNt)
That's quite the mentality, to construe such a meaning to to an innocuous remark.
Is that a developed ability or a natural talent, do you suppose?
Posted by: irongrampa at April 26, 2017 05:38 PM (S/hVx)
...with my tongue.
Always do the alphabet forwards, then backwards.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 05:38 PM (rvtDF)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 26, 2017 05:38 PM (m/vQu)
Jesus was a carpenter.
I bet he could build a mean shelf.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 26, 2017 05:35 PM (xeeHA)
Or a stairway to heaven
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 26, 2017 05:38 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 05:39 PM (LTHVh)
There's a Proverb (literally) about that.
"She says 'The man is away from home and has taken a bag of money'". Doesn't go well for the fellow being told that.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 26, 2017 05:39 PM (sEDyY)
When a guy says you're "nice," survey says...
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 05:39 PM (smD62)
Posted by: the Butcher at April 26, 2017 05:39 PM (AGJqR)
Jesus was a carpenter.
I bet he could build a mean shelf.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 26, 2017 05:35 PM (xeeHA)
Or a stairway to heaven
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
that we could buy
Posted by: R.Plant, J.Page at April 26, 2017 05:39 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 26, 2017 05:40 PM (sEDyY)
Posted by: Entire Right Wing Online Commentariat circa 2015 at April 26, 2017 05:40 PM (b9aaM)
The shit in this Barrel is exquisite in its essence and I'm trying to stay small.
My apologies to (FZYNt) and this sucks.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 05:40 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay them All at April 26, 2017 05:40 PM (NmR1a)
...not nothing.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 05:12 PM (6gk0M)
Apparently Ace doesn't agree.
<crushed>
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 05:40 PM (tHwdc)
Informal poll time, as there are many guys in here...
When a guy says you're "nice," survey says...
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 05:39 PM (smD62)
It means you're nice. Nothing more, but 9/10 he wouldn't turn down a quick romp if that's what your after.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 26, 2017 05:40 PM (GX63o)
Alford, then 19 (!!!!!) had just completed her Freshman year at Wheaton College and started a job in the White House press office. Within days of her arrival, she was invited to join the president for an afternoon swim. And later that day, she lost her virginity to him in the first lady's bedroom!!!!
You know who else went to Wheaton?
Posted by: Minuteman at April 26, 2017 05:41 PM (A3b6q)
He's imagining you have areolas like silver dollar pancakes. Well, at least I am.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 05:42 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Minuteman at April 26, 2017 05:41 PM (A3b6q)
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Hitler, right?
Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 26, 2017 05:42 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Max Power at April 26, 2017 05:43 PM (q177U)
Alford, then 19 (!!!!!) had just completed her Freshman year at Wheaton College and started a job in the White House press office. Within days of her arrival, she was invited to join the president for an afternoon swim. And later that day, she lost her virginity to him in the first lady's bedroom!!!!
You know who else went to Wheaton?
Posted by: Minuteman at April 26, 2017 05:41 PM (A3b6q)
Hitler?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2017 05:43 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Minuteman at April 26, 2017 05:41 PM (A3b6q)
SF con fans?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 26, 2017 05:43 PM (8nWyX)
That was a watershed moment for the MSM, in my eyes. Will never forget when they gave up all pretense of respecting women. They've since directed it at Melania and Ivanka.
Just STFU, Tapper and the rest of you.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2017 05:43 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: josephistan at April 26, 2017 05:43 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 05:43 PM (LTHVh)
When a guy says you're "nice," survey says...
He hasn't updated his pickup line since the 8th grade
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 26, 2017 05:43 PM (lKyWE)
Yup...
See you all later.
I'll be "funny" from The Barrel".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 05:35 PM (6gk0M)
I hope you have some nice crispy fried chicken to take with you, Slap.
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 26, 2017 05:44 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: Your sycophant press at April 26, 2017 05:44 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 05:39 PM (smD62)
Are you asking to be sexualized? Because I think you are...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 05:44 PM (tHwdc)
Informal poll time, as there are many guys in here...
When a guy says you're "nice," survey says...
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 05:39 PM (smD62)
It means you're nice. Nothing more, but 9/10 he wouldn't turn down a quick romp if that's what your after.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 26, 2017 05:40 PM (GX63o)
Unlike when a woman says a guy is "nice" it means "you don't have a snowball's chance." Ask me how I know.
Posted by: josephistan at April 26, 2017 05:44 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 05:37 PM (LTHVh)
No, she wants you to come over and cut the grass. Needless to say, that's the only part of those letters to Penthouse that have any validity.
Posted by: Disappointed in Decatur at April 26, 2017 05:45 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: Waraiotoko at April 26, 2017 05:45 PM (daSDd)
Exactly.
"Nice" means the bare minimum of substance. Nice means that there is literally nothing worthy about you.
Guy called me nice. I got upset. He didn't understand why. We had fight. He went to bed. I cried.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 05:45 PM (smD62)
I'd do you but I would actually feel bad about never calling again.
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2017 05:45 PM (f7W3D)
I know, right? Somehow I *keep* being surprised by how fast the left can change face. You'd think I'd be past that by now.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 26, 2017 05:45 PM (sEDyY)
Posted by: The Lonebadger at April 26, 2017 05:45 PM (5leUT)
She'll let you buy her drinks though.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 05:45 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: josephistan
Women like asshole men
yeah right
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at April 26, 2017 05:45 PM (FZYNt)
And 1/10 IS praying that's what you're after.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 05:46 PM (rvtDF)
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2017 05:46 PM (f7W3D)
Posted by: Strobe at April 26, 2017 05:47 PM (gbWkA)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 05:40 PM (tHwdc)
If he addresses you, ever? You bow three times and never advance upon his position.
He will call you to the court and your steps, measured, will be slow and courteous.
As you advance, one boobie will be shown as a sign of Love and Graciousness to his Big Chair.
Offer Our Ace gum, as he enjoys a good chew.
Once he has satisfied himself with the delicious chew, offer One Question.
(Can I buy you a drink?)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 05:47 PM (6gk0M)
Didn't Veep make an episode of the penis shaped foods and objects near Selena's mouth? (Show is funny as fuck to me and punches left and right. Haven't seen past season 3).
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 26, 2017 05:47 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 05:47 PM (LTHVh)
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Was he saying this, or his penis? Makes a big difference.
Posted by: Dang, who's penis has a voice like Morgan Freeman with a head cold at April 26, 2017 05:47 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at April 26, 2017 05:47 PM (fbgDX)
Walk up to the young lady and ask her if she could settle a bet between him and his friend over there. 'My friend says the color of your eyes is a brilliant Blue and I say . ....you're a dirty little whore. '
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 26, 2017 05:47 PM (m/vQu)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 26, 2017 05:47 PM (z/EVC)
Is that a suggestion of anal sex? Because if it is, well done sir. Well done indeed.
Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at April 26, 2017 05:48 PM (UgF8H)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 05:45 PM (smD62)
No when I say nothing more, I mean that there is nothing to be read into it.
And sorry, but that guy might be gay. If I have a chick in bed crying . . . well, that's like picking up roadkill. It's an easy meal.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 26, 2017 05:48 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: EPA sinecure parasite at April 26, 2017 05:49 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 05:45 PM (smD62)
How do you have a fight over being called "nice"?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 05:49 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: acethepug at April 26, 2017 05:49 PM (539ql)
Posted by: EPA at April 26, 2017 05:49 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 26, 2017 05:49 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 26, 2017 05:49 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 26, 2017 05:49 PM (cuZZW)
I don't really GAF either way. But there ya have it.
Posted by: Waraiotoko at April 26, 2017 05:49 PM (daSDd)
No outrage about that....
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 26, 2017 05:49 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 05:50 PM (LTHVh)
I can remember them horsing it up calling a semi large portion of the country
'teabaggers' with suggestive leers. also rape palin actual jokes etc in the public square.
so srsly they could shove it you know where as far as i'm concerned, They don't protect women they use them as shields against opinions
Posted by: willow at April 26, 2017 05:50 PM (4lrrm)
We don't read most of the content, he doesn't read most of the comments. It all balances.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 26, 2017 05:50 PM (YEelc)
Why is it they ask Ivanka about her fathers disrespect for Women but they never ask Chelsea about her Father?
Posted by: Your sycophant press at April 26, 2017 05:51 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 26, 2017 05:51 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Minuteman at April 26, 2017 05:41 PM
The Wesleyian Crusher!
Posted by: Wil at April 26, 2017 05:51 PM (DMUuz)
-Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 26, 2017 05:50 PM (YEelc)
*HAH!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 05:51 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 26, 2017 05:52 PM (PWNxU)
Well, I'd rather buy you a drink.
Let me know when you're out of the Barrel. I haven't been there since November but I expect it's deteriorated since then.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 05:52 PM (tHwdc)
That picture of Bachman with the footlong cod dog was taken at an unfortunate time.
Is that a new thing at Long John Silver's?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 05:52 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: willow at April 26, 2017 05:50 PM (4lrrm
Funny how their womenfolk don't pick up on that juicy little nugget.
Posted by: The Lonebadger at April 26, 2017 05:52 PM (5leUT)
Do-able on the do-able/not do-able scale. The not do-able is when a guy says "you're nice, but..."
Posted by: Men are Binary, Women are Heisenberg's Pussy at April 26, 2017 05:53 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 05:53 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 05:53 PM (LTHVh)
"Wanna go get a pizza and f*ck?"
.....
"What, you don't like pizza?"
Posted by: Waraiotoko at April 26, 2017 05:54 PM (daSDd)
Well...I asked a friend...you probably know who...what phrases I should learn in my non-native language. What phrase does he teach me? That he is the cutest guy in the whole world.
So, I tell him....okay, say something about me.
And he says...I'm nice.
Nice has always been a hard word for me. It usually means ugly or not interested but like I said before....nice is the most basic. generic word that means there is literally nothing else about the person that is worth acknowledging.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 05:54 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 05:54 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 26, 2017 05:54 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 26, 2017 05:54 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Tickled Pink
Well bless your heart
Posted by: It's Me donna at April 26, 2017 05:55 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 05:53 PM (6gk0M)
I will tell you when it's time to not be nice.
Posted by: Dalton at April 26, 2017 05:55 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 05:55 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 05:55 PM (tHwdc)
On the back is the following:
SUPPORT REPLY FORM
Will you make a commitment to stand with President Trump and Republicans in Congress as they fight to put our nation back on track and Make America Great Again?
A. YES! Here's my contribution of ($25 or more)
B. No, I cannot make a commitment today, but I support our President and his Agenda. I am returning my survey with a contribution of $15.
C. No, I do not support President Trump or Republicans in Congress.
I was actually going to fill out this survey, but this part pissed me off. So, they don't give a shit about my opinion unless I give them money. Fuck them.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 26, 2017 05:55 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: It's Me donna at April 26, 2017 05:56 PM (O2RFr)
Married with toddler. Have had houseguests for 2 weeks sleeping in the room next to the Master BR.
That pic of Bachman has me more than a little worked up.
Also working me up:
Warm breezes and doughnuts.
Posted by: krakatoa at April 26, 2017 05:56 PM (RCS9o)
interested but like I said before....nice is the most basic. generic
word that means there is literally nothing else about the person that is
worth acknowledging.
Think it's a tie between "nice" and "interesting."
Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2017 05:56 PM (NOIQH)
means ugly or not interested but like I said before....nice is the most
basic. generic word that means there is literally nothing else about the
person that is worth acknowledging.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 05:54 PM (smD62)
You might have crossed over into the crazy matrix with the crying over it. Just saying. If there was any interest in the beginning, that would give me pause.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 26, 2017 05:57 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 05:57 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 26, 2017 05:57 PM (6wURk)
Posted by: It's Me donna at April 26, 2017 05:57 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 26, 2017 05:58 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: Homer at April 26, 2017 05:58 PM (gbWkA)
I wish they would have given that gig to Gavin McInnes. That would have really turbocharged that show.
Posted by: Monty James at April 26, 2017 05:58 PM (gKOMX)
Posted by: Waraiotoko at April 26, 2017 05:58 PM (daSDd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 05:58 PM (IqV8l)
So, I tell him....okay, say something about me.
And he says...I'm nice.
Builds self up and then damns other with faint praise?
This doesn't sound good.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 26, 2017 05:58 PM (YEelc)
with the crying over it. Just saying. If there was any interest in the
beginning, that would give me pause.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 26, 2017 05:57 PM (GX63o)
Pink - what was the exact phrase, en francais, s'il te plait?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 05:59 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Strobe at April 26, 2017 05:59 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 05:59 PM (LTHVh)
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It's foolish to make too much of what a native English speaker means by "nice" but with a non-native?
Good grief.
You expect him to know all the possible nuances?!?
It's a positive term anyway.
Just take the compliment and let it go!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 26, 2017 05:59 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Seals and Crofts at April 26, 2017 06:00 PM (89T5c)
Ace continues to "bring it" - I always read the content, even though it is getting to the point where I don't know who almost 50% of the people being discussed are (boycott of "news" and indifference to/avoidance of pop culture has a cumulative effect).
Ace is the best current wordsmith for justifiable mockery of stupid behavior and people, and that ain't no proxy grumbleflaunt, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 26, 2017 06:00 PM (PjWy4)
Posted by: Tickled Pink
Well bless your heart
Posted by: It's Me donna at April 26, 2017 05:55 PM (O2RFr)
God love ya.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 26, 2017 06:00 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 06:00 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: wth at April 26, 2017 06:00 PM (HgMAr)
I was actually going to fill out this survey, but this part pissed me off. So, they don't give a shit about my opinion unless I give them money. Fuck them
The RNC...yeah. They can kiss off for another couple election cycles. They gotta actually DO SOMETHING THEY RUN ON before I'd even hand them the grunged up pennies from the floorboards of my truck.
Posted by: The Lonebadger at April 26, 2017 06:00 PM (5leUT)
this part pissed me off. So, they don't give a shit about my opinion
unless I give them money. Fuck them.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 26, 2017 05:55 PM
@DangerGirl, being STEMmy 'n all, I realize there's a certain optimism built into your general outlook, so I kinda hate to say this, but they don't give a coprolite about your opinion either way; they just want your money, and the survey is a subtle persuasion trick to get you to give some up.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 26, 2017 06:01 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Carter Nash at April 26, 2017 06:01 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Waraiotoko at April 26, 2017 06:01 PM (daSDd)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 26, 2017 06:01 PM (89T5c)
You may not be wrong. But, it was a quick cry...like 30 seconds...just to get it out.
And, he doesn't know, and I don't intend to tell him.
And, the cry has much less to do with him and more to do with me as a person...my entire life, I've been the nice girl...the nice girl that doesn't get asked out, doesn't get dates, doesn't get kissed.
I know what nice is and what it means, because I've experienced it my entire life.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 06:01 PM (smD62)
But yeah, like flounder said, pouty blow-ups over poorly-chosen well-meaning words are second only to full glowery silence-fests over things that were never said on the list of things that make me want to go change the oil or water the plants or read a book, and she can work through the "you know what you did" whenever she feels like it.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 26, 2017 06:02 PM (8nWyX)
Old and Lousy: Racist!
New and Improved: Rapist!
Skin tone has lost its edge in the SJW attack position. Now it's dangly bits all the way down.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 26, 2017 06:02 PM (H8S+R)
mockery of stupid behavior and people, and that ain't no proxy
grumbleflaunt, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 26, 2017 06:00 PM (PjWy4)
My personal favorite post title evah was "Amygdala-Milking Bukakke of Terror"
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 06:02 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 26, 2017 06:02 PM (S/hVx)
You're spectacular, really. I don't think that I've ever met anyone who has been more sweet, with substance; and has turned-me-on as well as your brilliant prose has allowed me.
/Slap
Is that what you wanted to hear? Because most dudes can't do that.
You're nice. It is one syllable and four letters. It is also descriptive of your personality.
I'd subscribe to your Newsletter if it has Pictures.
Take pride in yourself. You are a strong Christian woman. Never let anyone else define you.
Find yourself within God's arms and arm yourself with God.
That's the best advice I can give.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 06:03 PM (6gk0M)
Had a local one today. The president of our local community college (a big one) resigned after the blue checkmark mafia descended on him for denying there's a rape culture on his campus.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 26, 2017 06:03 PM (ul9CR)
Boom.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 06:03 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 06:03 PM (IqV8l)
I know what nice is and what it means, because I've experienced it my entire life.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 06:01 PM (smD62)
Take the bull by the horns, as it were. We're stupid and not all that cognizant of subtle cues. Rub your boobs on him. Seriously. Worked for my wife.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 26, 2017 06:03 PM (GX63o)
When a company sends the clear signal that women are basically sub-human, vile behavior thrives even after top offenders are fired.
6:44 AM - 26 Apr 2017
O'Reilly's probably not gonna take kindly to that Jake, and he has the big money and the big Lawyers...
Posted by: It's Me donna at April 26, 2017 06:04 PM (O2RFr)
certain optimism built into your general outlook, so I kinda hate to
say this, but they don't give a coprolite about your opinion either way;
they just want your money, and the survey is a subtle persuasion trick
to get you to give some up.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 26, 2017 06:01 PM (DMUuz)
Yep, I know that deep down. You are absolutely right.
So, I wrote, "what part of fuck you do you shitbirds not understand" and it's going back to them in tomorrow's mail.
Boy oh boy do those Republicans really have their finger on the pulse of the everyday American. They absolutely understand exactly why we got Trump. /s
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 26, 2017 06:04 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: wth at April 26, 2017 06:04 PM (HgMAr)
I need it for "research" purposes.
Posted by: wooga at April 26, 2017 06:05 PM (r/tiB)
"Fighting" for an agenda? The congressional GOP continues to meticulously avoid politics, or significant action. The "health care" debacle adequately illustrates the seriousness of the GOP (and perhaps the competence of the WH crew) on maximizing progress from the last 3 out of 4 elections, incl. the recent presidential rebellion election (unique in our history).
Gorsuch nomination stands as bright - and lonely - counter-example.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 26, 2017 06:05 PM (PjWy4)
359 Ah, the Unbearable Lightness of Being Jake Tapper.
Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at April 26, 2017 05:47 PM (fbgDX)
An Alexander McCall-Smith fan, I see!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 26, 2017 06:05 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Lurker primus at April 26, 2017 06:05 PM (DhPrq)
Nice truck.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 26, 2017 06:05 PM (cuZZW)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 06:05 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 06:05 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Gonzotx at April 26, 2017 06:06 PM (s587h)
Posted by: Waraiotoko at April 26, 2017 06:06 PM (daSDd)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 26, 2017 06:07 PM (YEelc)
Nice is probably better than You're tolerable
Posted by: It's Me donna at April 26, 2017 06:07 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 06:07 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 26, 2017 06:07 PM (PjWy4)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 26, 2017 06:03 PM (ul9CR)
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I see. He refused to say that 2+2=5.
Bad man. Very bad man.
Bring in the rats!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 26, 2017 06:08 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 05:54 PM (smD62)
You may be looking at this wrong.
Sometimes men are left speechless at the terror of saying something stupid in a key moment and will fall back to the medical maxim of "First Do No Harm."
Your friend's first thought may have been "Your essense beguiles me to the outermost reaches of the heavens"
until he goes "Nah, she'll laugh in my face until she vomits."
and his second thought could have been "I wanna (insert the nastiest thing you can't think of) until you (insert something even nastier)"
and he goes "Nah, that's probably not legal in most states."
So he fall back to the safe, anodyne, "You're nice."
Posted by: Dr. Joyce Sally Strothers at April 26, 2017 06:08 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: Waraiotoko at April 26, 2017 06:08 PM (daSDd)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 26, 2017 06:08 PM (5VlCp)
this part pissed me off. So, they don't give a shit about my opinion
unless I give them money. Fuck them.
Posted by: @DangerGirl
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You know they just take the check and toss the card without even glancing at it. Like a birthday card and check from your grandparents.
Posted by: Dang at April 26, 2017 06:09 PM (8b+oT)
Melissa est super gentille et marrante.
@433
The thing is I thought I WAS taking the bull by the horns by flirtatiously asking him to say something to me after he manipulated me into saying something like that about him.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 06:09 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Zombie Bonnie Franklin at April 26, 2017 04:59
I like that analogy, told the wife...she says I get it."
BTW why is no one investigating the allegations that the Clinton Foundation paid for Princess Chelsea's wedding?
Posted by: Farmer at April 26, 2017 06:10 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 06:10 PM (rvtDF)
She then when leaving she went out of her way to walk right by me. She basically rubbed against the machine I was on. She took the path with the most resistance.
Pheromones Horde! They are strong! Pregnant by Fall is what I'm visualizing.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 26, 2017 06:10 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 06:11 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 06:11 PM (IqV8l)
Ironically telling a girl she's nice is the only safe thing a guy can say to a girl now days without being accused of sexual harrassment
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 26, 2017 06:11 PM (lKyWE)
the clock chiming the hour. Car horns honking.
Cockroaches skittering on the floor. Thunder. Lack of thunder.
Posted by: Minuteman at April 26, 2017 06:11 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: It's Me donna at April 26, 2017 06:11 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Strobe at April 26, 2017 06:12 PM (gbWkA)
You wanna call me, darlin'?
I'll listen. Ask Miley, DonnaV&&&, SMFH and L,Elle, (who probably hates me).
They'll give you the low-down on Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 06:12 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 06:09 PM (smD62)
"Super"?!
Il est COUCHON!
Posted by: L'Academie Francaise at April 26, 2017 06:12 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 26, 2017 06:13 PM (jHFYS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 06:11 PM (IqV8l)
That might be the absolute worst pick up line I've ever heard.
Posted by: Waraiotoko at April 26, 2017 06:13 PM (daSDd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 06:11 PM (LTHVh)
"I could do better, but I'm pretty lazy."
"I could see myself settling for, uh I mean down with you."
Posted by: hogmartin at April 26, 2017 06:13 PM (8nWyX)
The most direct connection I made was when I made an innuendo about it being nice having a girl over and she replied, "it was nice being had by you." I jumped on that like a fat kid on a donut, literally.
You left it wide open for him to make a move. You did not take the bull by the horns.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 26, 2017 06:13 PM (GX63o)
I betcha that Flo from the Progressive Ads which pop up everywhere gives great microphone.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
She should stop rubbing flour on her face.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 06:13 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 06:13 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 06:14 PM (6gk0M)
They'll give you the low-down on Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 06:12 PM (6gk0M)
I refuse to share you, so stop pimping yourself out.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 06:15 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: josephistan at April 26, 2017 06:15 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: wth at April 26, 2017 06:15 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 26, 2017 06:15 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 06:16 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 06:16 PM (LTHVh)
Then the lights come on and you're standing in front of the bleachers. The bleachers that are full of people that were expecting a show.
They got one.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 26, 2017 06:17 PM (YEelc)
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For the love of God, that is a big compliment.
STOP reading all sorts of negative things into it because the specific English word "nice" has bad vibes for you.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 26, 2017 06:17 PM (0jtPF)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 06:15 PM (tHwdc)
See? I barely said a word and I'm a soothing balm.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 06:17 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 26, 2017 06:11 PM (lKyWE)
.............
unless you happen to be staring at her chest when you say it
Posted by: wth at April 26, 2017 06:17 PM (HgMAr)
*starts rubbing against everything with his cock, which isn't even that hard*
Posted by: That fat kid who works at GameStop and will never ever get laid at April 26, 2017 06:17 PM (8b+oT)
ever met anyone who has been more sweet, with substance; and has
turned-me-on as well as your brilliant prose has allowed me.
/Slap
Is that what you wanted to hear? Because most dudes can't do that.
You're nice. It is one syllable and four letters. It is also descriptive of your personality.
I'd subscribe to your Newsletter if it has Pictures.
Take pride in yourself. You are a strong Christian woman. Never let anyone else define you.
Find yourself within God's arms and arm yourself with God.
That's the best advice I can give.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 06:03 PM
Slap's right about the first part. Most dudes without a Navy background can't do that.
As for the rest, well, given it was written by someone in The Barrel, where the sloshing fluids are more corrosive than hydroflouric acid, and make the worst thing you've ever smelled seem like Chanel No. 5 or Hoppe's No. 9, it is simply
transcendent.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 26, 2017 06:17 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 06:16 PM (6gk0M)
Given the context of you being in the barrel, the lewd discussion, and actual literal homemade gravy which is delectable, I have no earthly idea what is going on right now.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 26, 2017 06:18 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe
What does your wife say? :-0
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 06:18 PM (rvtDF)
Posted by: Fritz at April 26, 2017 06:18 PM (TNQMS)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 06:19 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 06:17 PM (6gk0M)
You're the Balm, baby.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 06:19 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Motorhead at April 26, 2017 06:19 PM (5Iznf)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 26, 2017 06:11 PM (lKyWE)
.............
unless you happen to be staring at her chest when you say it
Posted by: wth
Can't say it if she's walking away, either.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 06:19 PM (rvtDF)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 06:17 PM (6gk0M)
You're the Balm, baby.
Posted by: Miley
So Dlap is the MOAB?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 06:21 PM (rvtDF)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 06:21 PM (rvtDF)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 06:21 PM (6gk0M)
Those "let me show you how stupid I can make the average Joe look" interviews bother me. True some in college know little about real politics. And yes they are being brainwashed ... but they shouldn't have to know all that, the "fellow traveler slow march through the institutions war" should not be going on at all.
So I don't like making ignorant kids looking stupid, and then the Watters pervy questions with collar up to be cool ... not cool.
But no idea if he was trying to be "sexually hip" on the Ivanka thing, though it would fit his profile.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 26, 2017 06:22 PM (TmCOq)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 06:19 PM (rvtDF)
Yeah you can.
Posted by: Waraiotoko at April 26, 2017 06:22 PM (daSDd)
Posted by: Fritz at April 26, 2017 06:18 PM (TNQMS)
Smoove jazz earworm.
Feels So Good.
That's the limit of my knowlege.
Posted by: Minuteman at April 26, 2017 06:23 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 06:21 PM (rvtDF)
He's a golden-tongued Wizard.
Not to be confused with Lizard.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 06:23 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 06:23 PM (6gk0M)
Why is it they ask Ivanka about her fathers disrespect for Women but they never ask Chelsea about her Father?
Once one realizes that they have ZERO *principles*, its a lot easier understanding their actions. Border security? They'll trade that any day of the week for *power*. Jobs and employment for the flyover states? Again, it means nothing to them. The environment? Its nothing more than a *power* ploy to them--they'd flood the midwest with toxic waste and poison the oceans if they believed doing so would magically lead to votes. Women's rights and the rights of LGBT? Again--those rights mean zip to the left. They stand for absolutely *nothing*, other than their craven lust for *power*.
Posted by: Crusader at April 26, 2017 06:23 PM (ewSN2)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 26, 2017 06:18 PM
Of course not. You program in Perl.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 26, 2017 06:23 PM (DMUuz)
Exactly! Wide open to make a move. And, he didn't. So...I guess that means something.
@481
I don't understand how...even in the best circumstances...it's a BIG compliment?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 06:24 PM (smD62)
Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2017 06:24 PM (f7W3D)
And once you're married, it will never happen again. Unless she wants a new oven.
Posted by: OCBill at April 26, 2017 06:24 PM (df+Zi)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 06:24 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe
What does your wife say? :-0
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 06:18 PM (rvtDF)
Ex Wife. I've driven her mentally shouting at the heavens that I'm crazy and mentally ill. She has gone full Louis Mensch.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 26, 2017 06:25 PM (2qHjF)
Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 06:25 PM (rvtDF)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 06:24 PM (6gk0M)
They put USB in the Barrel? Dang. Snazzy joint.
Posted by: Waraiotoko at April 26, 2017 06:26 PM (daSDd)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 06:27 PM (rvtDF)
Fixed for accuracy."
-Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 06:25 PM (rvtDF)
*HAH!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 06:27 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 06:23 PM
Even when he's lounging in The Barrel?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 26, 2017 06:27 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 06:27 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 06:28 PM (6gk0M)
https://tinyurl.com/kwfkbbz
Posted by: Hepct at April 26, 2017 06:28 PM (5b+Sr)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 26, 2017 06:28 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 06:27 PM (IqV8l)
Everything I want in a man.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 26, 2017 06:28 PM (tHwdc)
Any one keeping a tally of how many election mandates the Republicans have ignored or dismissed for the Democrat agenda?
I think it's 3.
Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 26, 2017 06:29 PM (5Kf7w)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 26, 2017 06:29 PM (2qHjF)
You left it wide open for him to make a move without beating him over the head that he was supposed to be making a move. Was he supposed to divine your desired response?
Pretend like your trying to convince a lefty they're wrong. We're idiots.
You want something? Take it. Or don't and be nice.
The boobs thing. One time, I scored a hot blonde wife with a nice rack, and now two beautiful sons. Two, I could/would have scored with this hot little thing if I had not been seeing my wife-to-be. It works.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 26, 2017 06:30 PM (GX63o)
Well...it's long distance so...not sure the boobs thing will work.
I could rub them against the webcam I guess, but I'm guessing that wouldn't work as well.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 06:33 PM (smD62)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 26, 2017 06:34 PM (GX63o)
I know absolutely nothing about you, so take this as you will, but-
I'm a great believer in "if something isn't working for you then make a change".
Now, what that change is, who knows?
Lose weight, exercise, change your wardrobe, take up salsa dancing...etc, etc, etc.
But, think about it.
One of the reasons i love doing veneers is that you know a change is coming in that person's life.
Sometimes a huge one. Divorce? Yep. Marriage. Yep. Sudden change of personality? Yep. New girlfriend/boyfriend? Yep. New job? Yep.
The point isn't "get veneers". The point is that all of these people weren't getting what they wanted out of life. So, they made a change in an area that they thought most held them back.
So, they made a change. Felt more confident and went after what they wanted.
People can't read minds. So, you always have to show them what you bring to the party.
Think it over. And make some changes.
I hope you're not offended That's not the point.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 26, 2017 06:34 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 06:24 PM (smD62)
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Being pleasant company and funny isn't a compliment?
I guess he's seen your picture (???) so maybe he could have said that you're pretty. But he might think that's too superficial.
Maybe I've been married too long. Maybe that's why I think pleasant and funny are BIG.
Here's the question. What descriptive words would you have LIKED him to use?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 26, 2017 06:35 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 26, 2017 06:40 PM (2qHjF)
He's seen my picture yes, many of them. He has already called me cute, said I had pretty eyes, said I am nice and funny and amazing and that he thinks I am great. (Okay I realize at this point how absurd I sound) I guess I was expecting something more...intimate, more meaningful. Just something...more.
Smart, beautiful, perfect, intriguing. I dunno...
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 06:43 PM (smD62)
Not offended at all.
Could I stand to lose weight? Of course.
But, I don't feel compelled to, I have no desire to, and I'm pretty happy with my body. If I tried to lose weight, it wouldn't be for me, and it would be for all the wrong reasons.
Plus, I hate to sound conceited but...I am a pretty person. I may not be "hot," but I am absolutely pretty.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 06:51 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 26, 2017 04:59 PM (xeeHA)
You poor bastard. I hope she was worth it.
Posted by: Shaanow at April 26, 2017 07:01 PM (0orja)
@524
He's seen my picture yes, many of them. He has already called me
cute, said I had pretty eyes, said I am nice and funny and amazing and
that he thinks I am great. (Okay I realize at this point how absurd I
sound) I guess I was expecting something more...intimate, more
meaningful. Just something...more.
Smart, beautiful, perfect, intriguing. I dunno...
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 06:43 PM (smD62)
I think you are getting the idea.
Beautifully, self-confident, assured and playful is more attractive than wilting flower, woe-is-me, FWIW.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 26, 2017 07:04 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: Simplemind at April 26, 2017 07:11 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 07:17 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Won't Pass The Sniff Test at April 26, 2017 07:46 PM (Sda6L)
Like a screen door in a hurricane.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 26, 2017 07:54 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 26, 2017 07:58 PM (jHFYS)
Gee, Jake.
If giving a knobjob makes you "sub-human",
what does that say about the majority of male anchors at your network?
Posted by: MichaelT at April 26, 2017 08:08 PM (JeAp+)
As for Tapper? Fuck him, He don't have a Longbows, Gaybearstick or an I break bitches moment in his career.
I haven't been me in 10 years, and I'm still legend, He's just a fucking jag.
Posted by: wickedpinto at April 26, 2017 10:04 PM (CIpNU)
I know right? who would put up with my obnoxious ass? A nerd, that's who. I proposed while putting a Darth Vader Necklace on her.
Posted by: wickedpinto at April 26, 2017 10:06 PM (CIpNU)
No, I missed it. Spit it out, Ace.
Posted by: can of spam at April 27, 2017 08:39 AM (g0aRc)
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