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A progressive wet dream. No, not Dylan, even most leftists have better taste than that. But the collectivist drivel about single payer (disguised as "universal coverage") is the lodestone for most of them, because from that all-encompassing control comes pretty much everything else.

Please Dylan, keep hammering away with that idea. Americans are absolutely ready for confiscatory taxes on alcohol, and they are so weary of owning their own cars. It is time! Charge into the fray!

Posted by: CBD at 07:30 PM




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1 Yor a wizard, 'Arry.

Amirite?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 07:23 PM (smD62)

2 Who the hell is this guy that can't be bothered to wash his hair?

Posted by: Farmer at April 26, 2017 07:24 PM (o/90i)

3 Does dude ever look in the mirror?

Posted by: Golfman at April 26, 2017 07:24 PM (8Wu5K)

4 Damn! I hate being independent and being able to go anywhere I want!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 26, 2017 07:25 PM (Nwg0u)

5 The face that launched a thousand shits.

Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at April 26, 2017 07:25 PM (e4ZX9)

6 Keep fucking that chicken.

Posted by: USNtakim at April 26, 2017 07:25 PM (hMqvx)

7 We call them crazy, and then well....

Posted by: Max Power at April 26, 2017 07:26 PM (q177U)

8 What is it with the left and their habitual avoidance of hairdressers and dentists?

Posted by: Adam at April 26, 2017 07:26 PM (Pd2qy)

9 Who the hell is this guy that can't be bothered to wash his hair?
Posted by: Farmer at April 26, 2017

I guess maybe he's "saving the environment".

Posted by: Farmer at April 26, 2017 07:26 PM (o/90i)

10 Make tobacco expensive. Make pot cheap.

Posted by: Voxxx at April 26, 2017 07:26 PM (IqV8l)

11 Did they run his junior high yearbook photo?

Posted by: PabloD at April 26, 2017 07:27 PM (bLHa7)

12 This guy does not have the 24/7/365 Conan Mindset which I advocate.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 26, 2017 07:27 PM (2qHjF)

13 By the way, Chelsea won another award. Boy that girl is something!

http://tinyurl.com/mcwtxq6

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 26, 2017 07:27 PM (Nwg0u)

14 Big Brother Is Watching

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2017 07:27 PM (f7W3D)

15 Single payer = "We get to decide who lives and who dies".

That is all.

Posted by: navybrat at April 26, 2017 07:28 PM (w7KSn)

16 And I'm sure Kate Upton will return your call- as soon as she gets done washing her hair.

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 26, 2017 07:28 PM (SfJSp)

17 this guy could not even buy sex from a woman on the open market.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 26, 2017 07:28 PM (2qHjF)

18 This virgin fuckwit would kill thousands and not blink. It's a fucking monster.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 26, 2017 07:28 PM (89T5c)

19

You'll notice he didn't include the other legal vice, pot, in his stupid plan. Because that would make the Dumb People's ears perk up and actually pay attention to this lying fool.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 26, 2017 07:29 PM (5Kf7w)

20 This guy bought a sex robot and the sex robot tried to return him to the manufacturer.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 26, 2017 07:29 PM (2qHjF)

21 Universal coverage is obviously important. But making alcohol, tobacco, and driving vastly more expensive is arguably more so.
9:33 AM - 25 Apr 2017

WTF, am I supposed to walk 12 miles to work? what a douchebag hipster, how old is this azzhole telling others how to live.

Posted by: Farmer at April 26, 2017 07:30 PM (o/90i)

22 Keep fucking that chicken.

He has too. His hands rejected him.

Posted by: no good deed at April 26, 2017 07:30 PM (hJamr)

23 Seems like we fought a huge, nay a world war against people who thought like this some time back. Didn't we?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 26, 2017 07:30 PM (3n2bM)

24
Wow, see what happened?

Not only is the Left not even defending obamacare from its doom, they are advocating expanding obamacare!

Thanks a fcking lot, Republicans!

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 26, 2017 07:30 PM (5Kf7w)

25 Holy Shit.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 07:31 PM (LTHVh)

26 Day 0: The idea is stupid and laughable

Day X: The idea is debated

Day y: The idea is law

This shit will be reality in the not too distant future. And Republicans will be fighting to cut the alcohol health care tax from 700% to only 675% as a show of how conservative they are.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 07:31 PM (TmDjK)

27 What is wrong with that poor man in the picture? His face is distorted. Looks like some sort of birth defect rather than an injury.

You want funny political stuff, read everydayfeminism dot com. I'm about 70% sure it's parody; that much lingering doubt is a sign of high-quality satire.

Posted by: Pogonip at April 26, 2017 07:31 PM (t9QjF)

28 Seems like we fought a huge, nay a world war against people who thought like this some time back. Didn't we?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead


Sounds familiar. Not sure we won, though.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, at Provisional Basestar at April 26, 2017 07:31 PM (66CWr)

29 No alcohol, no tobacco, and take half the drivers off the road? Finally you infidels are coming around!

Now, we get to chop the hands off the violators, right?

Posted by: King Farouk of the KSA at April 26, 2017 07:31 PM (8azKl)

30
Bet his nickname was "Lunch money" from K-12 school.
Probably still is.

Posted by: YIKES! at April 26, 2017 07:31 PM (t6XCL)

31 Some people should have been throttled as infants.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 07:32 PM (LTHVh)

32 for people like him, I'm 100% in favor of the military taking him on week long snipe hunts in places like Somolia and Yemen.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 26, 2017 07:32 PM (2qHjF)

33 We all thought Stork here was brain-damaged!

Posted by: Eric Straton, Rush Chairman, damn glad to meet you at April 26, 2017 07:32 PM (ANIFC)

34 That picture, did they just drag Xir out of the Charles River????

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2017 07:32 PM (e1OyG)

35 We should all move into urban utopias like Chicago and Detroit so we can give up our cars for the good of the planet and use the awesome mass transit options therein. Not only will abandoning our cars lower the levels of evil co2 going into the atmosphere, our shorter lifespans will reduce it even more. If that's not enough, rationed healthcare, totally not using information about group affiliations, should handle the rest.

Posted by: OCBill at April 26, 2017 07:32 PM (df+Zi)

36 WTF, am I supposed to walk 12 miles to work?

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High speed rail.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 26, 2017 07:32 PM (Nwg0u)

37 Is that picture of a human or did they get it from Area 51?

Posted by: Nan at April 26, 2017 07:32 PM (HUejd)

38 Why is its hair wet?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 26, 2017 07:33 PM (7dpmG)

39 His avatar is a cartoon character that is a chronic LSD user and a clone of Adolph Hitler. Fitting.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at April 26, 2017 07:33 PM (OwdyX)

40 Wasn't that guy in Creature from the Black Lagoon?

Posted by: OCBill at April 26, 2017 07:33 PM (df+Zi)

41
We had the Democrats on the run. We had them. We had a mandate.

But we didn't FINISH THEM. We let up. And we relied on the Republican Shits to do what they promised to do.

We fucked up; we trusted the Republicans. And now the Democrats don't even have to defend obamacare anymore. It's here to stay. And it's not even a political issue anymore.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 26, 2017 07:33 PM (5Kf7w)

42 Yes, bring back Prohibition because it worked so well in the 1930's

Posted by: ALH at April 26, 2017 07:33 PM (HZ0hg)

43
btw, the last time I saw a face like that, it was riding on a wing of an airliner.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 26, 2017 07:33 PM (5Kf7w)

44 I can't comment on domestic politics anymore. I would get myself banned.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, at Provisional Basestar at April 26, 2017 07:33 PM (66CWr)

45 Ya bunch of morons.

Posted by: Stork at April 26, 2017 07:34 PM (LTHVh)

46 What the hell is that thing? Frankenboy Pajamastein?

Egads!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 26, 2017 07:34 PM (H8S+R)

47 Nigel @ 39: dead-bang on target with that observation.

Posted by: PabloD at April 26, 2017 07:34 PM (bLHa7)

48 He looks like a guy from a Dexter's Laboratory cartoon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 07:34 PM (IqV8l)

49 how do you look less cool than a bowtie?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 26, 2017 07:34 PM (vChNs)

50 Addendum,

Xirude, the 'wet-look' only works if you have the body for it. Your body is made by Ikea.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2017 07:35 PM (e1OyG)

51 This reminds me of that bill in Oregon to tax older cars something like a thousand a year. Of course, they think everyone lives in Portland and is rich. They have forgotten how much of the state is poor and rural. But it's for the environment!

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 26, 2017 07:35 PM (5HBd1)

52 >>>This virgin fuckwit would kill thousands and not blink. It's a fucking monster.

Props for proper gender usage.

Posted by: Max Power at April 26, 2017 07:35 PM (q177U)

53
Does the Left want us to become like?

a) Venezeula
b) Cuba
c) North Korea
d) King's Landing

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 26, 2017 07:35 PM (5Kf7w)

54 How . . . unfortunate looking he is.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 26, 2017 07:36 PM (JO9+V)

55 Seriously, these worthless wastes of oxygen can't imagine any lifestyle other than theirs, any worldview other than theirs, that anyone might want a life and worldview other than theirs, and wish to remake the world in their misbegotten image.

Fuck all this.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, at Provisional Basestar at April 26, 2017 07:36 PM (66CWr)

56 OK.... I'm 58 years old, and am in SOOOO much better shape than this guy...

Yet, HE has the HUBRIS to tell ME how I should live?

I've got UNIFORMS older than this punk...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 26, 2017 07:36 PM (NgKpN)

57 WTF, am I supposed to walk 12 miles to work? what a douchebag hipster, how old is this azzhole telling others how to live.
Posted by: Farmer at April 26, 2017 07:30 PM (o/90i)

____

Ahh but see you shouldn't live 12 miles from work. You should live in an apartment downtown within walking distance to your downtown loft office. All the kool kidz live this way.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 07:36 PM (TmDjK)

58 Oh they are so badass, don't be fooled, just ask them

https://twitter.com/RichardBSpencer/status/857284716143267844

"Conservatives" need to step aside (or we'll push you aside).

It's time for real men to lead.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2017 07:36 PM (39g3+)

59 As a guy who was made fun of & beaten up as a kid, and as someone who couldn't get a date this weekend if my life literally depended on it, can I just say what the ever holy fuck is wrong with this guy?!!?

Posted by: josephistan at April 26, 2017 07:37 PM (ANIFC)

60 Sorry, but when I look at that fucking weirdo, the word "healthy" does not cross my mind.

I've made all kinds of bad choices in my life, and as I approach 50 I am regularly told by both older and younger women that I am very good looking. Why? Because I have an active lifestyle.

And no, I am not a natural athlete. I was the gywho got picked last in elementary school. I had to come up the hard way.

This schmuck probably has more "natural" health and good looks than I do, simply based on the fact that, even though he obviously has never lifted more than 20 pounds in his life, he does not seem to be fat. But instead of acquiring a wiry strength, he has focused all his energy on bringing the "beautiful people" down to his repulsive level. So he literally looks like someone with a mental handicap, instead of just the lazy coward he is.

Posted by: Ken at April 26, 2017 07:37 PM (rvRIP)

61
17 this guy could not even buy sex from a woman on the open market.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 26, 2017 07:28 PM (2qHjF)









He couldn't get laid in Bangkok with a kilo of blow and a fist full of $100 bills hanging out of his pockets.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 26, 2017 07:37 PM (cuZZW)

62 I know.... I know.... I'm so old school...

But it used to be that people went to College to LEARN about the world... not be so convinced they are correct that they try to change the world..

I grow tired and angry with the Hubris of Youth today...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 26, 2017 07:37 PM (NgKpN)

63 This guy needs a hooded robe and a bell.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 07:37 PM (LTHVh)

64 Behold Homo Goofus Dirtbaggius in his native environs.

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2017 07:37 PM (HgMAr)

65 51 This reminds me of that bill in Oregon to tax older cars something like a thousand a year. Of course, they think everyone lives in Portland and is rich. They have forgotten how much of the state is poor and rural. But it's for the environment!
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 26, 2017 07:35 PM (5HBd1)

___

They haven't forgotten. They just loathe rural people and don't care what happens to them.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 07:37 PM (TmDjK)

66 The face that launched a thousand zits.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 26, 2017 07:38 PM (JO9+V)

67 Americans are absolutely ready for confiscatory taxes on alcohol




Prohibition bitchez!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 07:38 PM (rvtDF)

68 We fucked up; we trusted the Republicans. And now the Democrats don't even have to defend obamacare anymore. It's here to stay. And it's not even a political issue anymore.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 26, 2017 07:33 PM (5Kf7w)

*types*

*deletes*

The GOPe is an abject failure. The GOP will be an abject failure if it cannot ditch its leadership before the next election.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 26, 2017 07:38 PM (3n2bM)

69 Ill Tempered Cur, a Bangkok Lady-Boy could beat him up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2017 07:38 PM (e1OyG)

70 Posted by: Ken at April 26, 2017 07:37 PM (rvRIP)

/Fistbump

Posted by: Don Q. at April 26, 2017 07:38 PM (NgKpN)

71 I had to come up the hard way.

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Are we still doing "phrasing!"?

Posted by: josephistan at April 26, 2017 07:39 PM (ANIFC)

72 In 2004, at the age of 14, Matthews launched a personal blog on politics and other issues under the name minipundit. which also happens to be the name of his penis.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 26, 2017 07:39 PM (vChNs)

73 This guy needs a hooded robe and a





cross.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 07:39 PM (rvtDF)

74 The person pictured above owns "art" from at least one totalitarian regime, and dreams of The Day.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 26, 2017 07:39 PM (fVubI)

75 I knew a guy that looked a lot like this dude. He was a vegetarian and loved the Smiths, very sad about how hard his life was. He declared upon meeting me for the first time that "political correctness is just politely correct" and he had the worst skin I've ever seen on anyone. He had the same sort of miserable hanging head weakness in his look too.

Married a beautiful redheaded geek girl.

Anybody tells you life is fair, lies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2017 07:39 PM (39g3+)

76 Mock that face all you want. That's the face of someone whose side is calling the shots.

We're that fucking pathetic.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, at Provisional Basestar at April 26, 2017 07:39 PM (66CWr)

77 Sin Taxes !

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2017 07:39 PM (c6/9Q)

78 Sorry, but when I look at that fucking weirdo, the word "healthy" does not cross my mind.

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Physically, mentally, emotionally, or morally.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 26, 2017 07:39 PM (Nwg0u)

79 Ill Tempered Cur, a Bangkok Lady-Boy could beat him up.
Posted by: Anna Puma

If he had the blow and c-notes.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 26, 2017 07:40 PM (fYbFJ)

80 so is he advocating for the govt to make us buy alcohol, and an awesome car ?

well as i'm broke i'm down with getting em for FREE.

oh right none of that happens except for the same people that always had Medicaid, ebt and section 8 lready for FREE.

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2017 07:40 PM (4lrrm)

81 Mock that face all you want. That's the face of someone whose side is calling the shots.

We're that fucking pathetic.
Posted by: Brother Cavil




THREADWINNER!!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 07:40 PM (rvtDF)

82 He looks like he's drooling. And pats down his bangs with it.

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2017 07:40 PM (HgMAr)

83 Matthews graduated from Hanover High School in Hanover, New Hampshire, in 2008. He went on to Harvard University on a carnival geek diversity scholarship, where he studied social and political philosophy, and also gloryhole rust stains.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 26, 2017 07:40 PM (vChNs)

84 where'd i put that bike lock?

Posted by: Jasper at April 26, 2017 07:40 PM (3TUP7)

85 Mock that face all you want. That's the face of someone whose side is calling the shots.

*cleans pistol*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 07:40 PM (LTHVh)

86 WTF, am I supposed to walk 12 miles to work?

I live about 15 miles from work, straight line distance.

It's the fricking Ohio River in the middle that doubles the driving distance.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 26, 2017 07:40 PM (fVubI)

87 What's the opposite of Kavorka?

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2017 07:41 PM (f7W3D)

88 I knew a guy that looked a lot like this dude. He was a vegetarian and loved the Smiths, very sad about how hard his life was. He declared upon meeting me for the first time that "political correctness is just politely correct" and he had the worst skin I've ever seen on anyone. He had the same sort of miserable hanging head weakness in his look too.

Married a beautiful redheaded geek girl.

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You know Dennis Kucinich?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 26, 2017 07:41 PM (Nwg0u)

89 He's not calling jack. He's just a frustrated twerp wishing he had the power to control and destroy at will.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2017 07:41 PM (39g3+)

90 But making alcohol, tobacco, and driving vastly more expensive is arguably more so.

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Guns too. Don't forget guns. Look at Chicago. Pot should be a right, and get guns out of Chicago. For the children.

Posted by: L' Ohnoes at April 26, 2017 07:41 PM (kIvpz)

91 Sin Taxes !

Sin == "without"

Sounds good to me!

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 26, 2017 07:41 PM (fVubI)

92 I'll fight any one of you faggots in The Octagon!!!

Posted by: Dylan Matthews: Sex Machine at April 26, 2017 07:42 PM (qJhUV)

93 This guy is both stupid and industrious which is the most dangerous combination.

Posted by: Adam at April 26, 2017 07:42 PM (Pd2qy)

94 90% of the Left is motivated by high school revenge fantasies & daddy issues. I wonder if Robespierre & Lenin had the same motivations?

Posted by: josephistan at April 26, 2017 07:42 PM (ANIFC)

95 It's the fricking Ohio River in the middle that doubles the driving distance.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 26, 2017 07:40 PM (fVubI)

So, move the river. QED.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 26, 2017 07:42 PM (NXsWM)

96 btw i'd like to put in my order for a new range rover all the bells and whistles, and all repairs forever more for free. and NO insurance coverage for me. i'll just swipe my free everything card that I've been waiting on for a few years .

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2017 07:42 PM (4lrrm)

97 Between June 2013 and January 2014, Matthews blogged at the Wankblog section of the Washington Post, focuses on taxes, budgets, and other elements of US economic and fecal policy.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 26, 2017 07:42 PM (vChNs)

98 Should I infer from the headline that this .. person .. is a writer for Vox?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 07:42 PM (LTHVh)

99 so AMT and death tax is going away, corporate brought down to 15%. that's kind of good, no ? unless, of course, Paul Ryan has anything to say about it. then, forget it.

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2017 07:42 PM (c6/9Q)

100 Something tells me the Left's coalition will somehow spare regulating marijuana use, but daddy's cigarettes need to be outlawed.

Posted by: Maritime at April 26, 2017 07:43 PM (uvyU0)

101 That asshole wasn't beaten up enough as a child.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 26, 2017 07:43 PM (PFy0L)

102 A lot of doom and gloom on here but I must admit it's making for a pretty spicy day on the blog.

Posted by: Max Power at April 26, 2017 07:43 PM (q177U)

103 He couldn't get laid in Bangkok with a kilo of blow and a fist full of $100 bills hanging out of his pockets.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 26, 2017 07:37 PM (cuZZW)
...........

Phuckie phuckie two... er, ah... no.

Posted by: Thai hooker at April 26, 2017 07:43 PM (HgMAr)

104 Related: This is charming.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/krp7khb

A big problem with our society is that people can openly proclaim themselves Communists without fear of imminent and grievous bodily harm.

Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2017 07:43 PM (sdi6R)

105 Seriously, a little grooming would go a long way with this dude. It's the greasy, messy hair and 9 o'clock shadow that are killing him.

Posted by: not the mama at April 26, 2017 07:43 PM (EpAnP)

106 90% of the Left is motivated by high school revenge fantasies & daddy issues. I wonder if Robespierre & Lenin had the same motivations?
Posted by: josephistan

Hitler and Stalin were both beaten mercilessly by their fathers.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 26, 2017 07:44 PM (fYbFJ)

107 I'm sure his mother is proud of him, but darned if I can find anyone else who is.

For the love of Pete, dude, stand closer to razor, get a haircut and get a real job. Ya slob.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 26, 2017 07:44 PM (NXsWM)

108 they don't need cars silly only the rich need cars, the rest of us can hike both ways in the snow barefoot and without those stupid expensive coats.

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2017 07:44 PM (4lrrm)

109 He's not calling jack. He's just a frustrated twerp wishing he had the power to control and destroy at will.




Um, with all due respect, his side IS winning.

Re-read a couple of threads from this afternoon.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 07:44 PM (rvtDF)

110 That guy looks like the son of the creepy old guy from Poltergeist.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2017 07:44 PM (pY+s4)

111 In October 2013, Wankblog journalist Ezra Klein and Matthews spearheaded the launch of "Know More," a new blog under the Washington Post targeted at replicating the viral reach of popular websites such as NameThatSplooge.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 26, 2017 07:44 PM (vChNs)

112 How about a tax per mile on your vehicle? That would sure to make the public on your side and really smack those who are driving.

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2017 07:44 PM (Ot7+c)

113 Sin == "without"



Sounds good to me!

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 26, 2017 07:41 PM (fVubI)

should run this by Paul Ryan, see what he thinks

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2017 07:44 PM (c6/9Q)

114 The ovaries on this fucking guy!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 26, 2017 07:45 PM (2qHjF)

115 Hitler and Stalin were both beaten mercilessly by their fathers.

In fairness, merciless beating from fathers was pretty common for boys in the 19th Century.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 07:45 PM (LTHVh)

116 so AMT and death tax is going away, corporate brought down to 15%. that's kind of good, no ? unless, of course, Paul Ryan has anything to say about it. then, forget it.
Posted by: runner

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If all those items can pass, I would say Trump has surpassed Reagan in terms of tax reform.

Personally, if some sort of compromise bill needs to be crafted, I'd drop the corporate stuff and focus on the AMT and Estate tax repeal.

Google and Facebook paying less taxes just doesn't interest me as much as small business owners getting a break.

Posted by: Maritime at April 26, 2017 07:45 PM (uvyU0)

117 Alien from Area 51?

Nah, he's the man from Mars,
Eating up cars.
Get up!

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2017 07:45 PM (e1OyG)

118 This is completely OT, I've recently discovered high quality green tea mixed with Matcha powder is quite good.

I drink a piping hot cup every night after dinner and it has done a tremendous job of settling many of my stomach disturbances and also makes me relax substantially.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 26, 2017 07:45 PM (+lv+r)

119 108 they don't need cars silly only the rich need cars, the rest of us can hike both ways in the snow barefoot and without those stupid expensive coats.
Posted by: willow at April 26, 2017 07:44 PM (4lrrm)


And you don't "need" more than one coat and one pair of shoes.

Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2017 07:45 PM (sdi6R)

120 Precioussssssssssss

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 26, 2017 07:45 PM (NT3RT)

121
He looks like whatever news show he was on dressed him out of the community clothes/"emergency" bin. What, did he show up in an ironic t-shirt and ripped jeans?

Posted by: imp at April 26, 2017 07:46 PM (XIXZz)

122 89 He's not calling jack. He's just a frustrated twerp wishing he had the power to control and destroy at will.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2017 07:41 PM (39g3+)

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Yes he is calling the shots. Mark my words, his idea will be law within 10 years.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 07:46 PM (TmDjK)

123 Wow! Stephen Hawking is looking much better since he got back from outer space.

Posted by: Eromero at April 26, 2017 07:46 PM (zLDYs)

124 Puddleglum - or from Phantasm.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2017 07:46 PM (e1OyG)

125 How about we make all the things that Dylan LOVES "vastly more expensive" - for his own good, and the good of society, of course!!


Think, think, think, what would that be?
Mastrurbation tax, anyone?!


Seriously, these jerks want to make your vices illegal, and make their vices a mandatory celebration. F that.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2017 07:46 PM (NOIQH)

126 How about a tax per mile on your vehicle? That would sure to make the public on your side and really smack those who are driving.
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2017 07:44 PM (Ot7+c)

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We already have that. They call it a gas tax.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 26, 2017 07:46 PM (dhSCC)

127
110 That guy looks like the son of the creepy old guy from Poltergeist.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2017 07:44 PM (pY+s4)

Ooh, I totally see that now, also, I'm going to have bad dreams.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2017 07:46 PM (u8Ywb)

128 In late January 2014, Klein and Matthews announced that they, along with Matthew Yglesias and Melissa Bell, would be starting a new online media venture with Vox Media

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So he might have been the smartest of the bunch. Current technology has difficulty measuring IQs in that range.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 26, 2017 07:46 PM (vChNs)

129 hey man, I need some free pot for my health, raise taxes on those idotiot Nazi cigarette smokers to help with the cost.

also a new bicycle, one with those streamers on the handle bars and blinking tail lights.

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2017 07:46 PM (4lrrm)

130 >>Hitler and Stalin were both beaten mercilessly by their fathers.


I'd take that over the treatment Lena Dunham's sister got.

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2017 07:47 PM (f7W3D)

131 By Gollum, All Hail Eris has Xir to rights...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2017 07:47 PM (e1OyG)

132 In fairness, merciless beating from fathers was pretty common for boys in the 19th Century.

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Well into the 20th Century also.

Posted by: L' Ohnoes at April 26, 2017 07:47 PM (kIvpz)

133 Aww, come on. I mean I've never met the guy, but I think this is a case of bad picture syndrome mostly. He's not really a bad looking dude, just.. dude, make an effort.

Posted by: Waraiotoko at April 26, 2017 07:47 PM (daSDd)

134 124 Puddleglum - or from Phantasm.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2017 07:46 PM (e1OyG)

You're right, the old guy is from phantasm.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2017 07:47 PM (u8Ywb)

135 99 so AMT and death tax is going away, corporate brought down to 15%. that's kind of good, no ? unless, of course, Paul Ryan has anything to say about it. then, forget it.
Posted by: runner at April 26, 2017 07:42 PM (c6/9Q)

____

Kind of good, sure. Except that they will also get rid of a fuck ton of deductions in order to keep it all revenue neutral.

And let's be real, the AMT and death tax affects a very small % of people.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 07:47 PM (TmDjK)

136 And you don't "need" more than one coat and one pair of shoes.
Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2017 07:45 PM (sdi6R)

Yeah, no. I need a new pair of Jimmy Choos and I'm sure as hell not walking all the way to work in them, so you do the math.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 26, 2017 07:47 PM (NXsWM)

137 Something tells me the Left's coalition will somehow spare regulating marijuana use, but daddy's cigarettes need to be outlawed.

We used to laugh about how some day they'd be sending in a SWAT team if we lit up a cigarette in the bar yet, if we wanted to shoot up, we could walk down the street to city hall and get a free clean needle.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 26, 2017 07:48 PM (qJhUV)

138 rickl, better is No coat and no shoes!

tell me they wouldn't be down with that for some free tofu!

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2017 07:48 PM (4lrrm)

139 Think, think, think, what would that be?
Mastrurbation tax, anyone?!


That person couldn't find his penis with a mirror and a copy of Gray's Anatomy.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 26, 2017 07:48 PM (PFy0L)

140 Twerp stole my look!

Posted by: Professor Julius Kelp at April 26, 2017 07:48 PM (bc2Lc)

141 If you can't grow a real beard then keep it shaved, and if you are blessed with a full head of hair, keep it clean and combed.

Posted by: not the mama at April 26, 2017 07:48 PM (EpAnP)

142 What are the income ranges for the 3 proposed brackets?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 26, 2017 07:48 PM (7dpmG)

143 If all those items can pass, I would say Trump has surpassed Reagan in terms of tax reform.



Personally, if some sort of compromise bill needs to be crafted, I'd
drop the corporate stuff and focus on the AMT and Estate tax repeal.



Google and Facebook paying less taxes just doesn't interest me as much as small business owners getting a break.



Posted by: Maritime at April 26, 2017 07:45 PM (uvyU0)
can do in stages, but got to do corporate - this BS highest corporate tax in the world cannot stand. trillions in revenue sitting offshore that can be invested here under agreeable tax structure - economy goes boom. if anything, I would do corporate first, repatriate the money

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2017 07:49 PM (c6/9Q)

144 I think this is a case of bad picture syndrome mostly. He's not really a bad looking dude

Yeah, no. He's as homely as one can be without actually being a hideous mutant.

http://bit.ly/2p5wpJp

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 07:49 PM (LTHVh)

145 I remember a comment from zombie saying that back in the 60s, the counterculture praised pot while disdaining tobacco and alcohol as the drugs of the "squares". Now that they're in power, they are using the law to punish the squares.

Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2017 07:49 PM (sdi6R)

146 We leave this one outside cave for wolves. Ugh.

Posted by: Ugh the Caveman at April 26, 2017 07:49 PM (HgMAr)

147 He's still a freaking empty headed twink, though...

Posted by: Waraiotoko at April 26, 2017 07:49 PM (daSDd)

148 Dylan...get a shave, a haircut, and clothes that don't look like they've been lieing in a hamper for a week....I might (might) listen to you.

Posted by: Rduke305 at April 26, 2017 07:49 PM (fvf8x)

149 anyway he's just an average looking emo, not horrid at all peoples.
but his thinking sucks eggs.

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2017 07:49 PM (4lrrm)

150 What are the income ranges for the 3 proposed brackets?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie



No
Hell no
Don't even think about it

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 07:50 PM (rvtDF)

151 He makes me wet!

Posted by: Lena at April 26, 2017 07:50 PM (qJhUV)

152 So when this person of chaotic grooming meets Jean Francois Cary, does he say "Daddy?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2017 07:50 PM (e1OyG)

153 Everyone should live in the city so they won't drink and drive, but if you drink we'll tax the living shit out of you. Speaking of shit, smokers and drinkers cost us alot, but if you pack-it, we'll change your gender for free....

Posted by: Leftist at April 26, 2017 07:50 PM (DpOmP)

154 Buzzsaw90: "...focuses on taxes, budgets, and other elements of US economic and fecal policy."

I must say the fecal policy is definitely in play WRT US government economics.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 26, 2017 07:50 PM (H8S+R)

155 wow I haven't heard 'twerp' for years.
that was a blast from my past.

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2017 07:50 PM (4lrrm)

156 I haven't seen Phantasm is ages. Might have to search the interwebs for it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2017 07:50 PM (pY+s4)

157 The venture, named Vox.com, launched in early April 2014, and Matthews wrote his first article for the site in April 2014. (That first article was about new scientific research which turned out to be fraudulent, and 13 months later he wrote a mea culpa article about the fraud and how he was deceived by it.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 26, 2017 07:50 PM (vChNs)

158 Even pornhub is like, "dude, go away."

Posted by: josephistan at April 26, 2017 07:50 PM (ANIFC)

159 Yea gods! I'm 56, drink and smoke, and drive a car every day, and I look a hellofalot better than that sad sack!

I don't feel there has been nearly enough study of the long term medical impact of pot smoking (as evidenced by the picture of this loser), and the impact on my insurance rates. I'm sure you understand, but if we are going to regulate alcohol, driving, and tobacco, then legalized pot is going to have to go away as well. For the good of the country, of course.

Posted by: GenX at April 26, 2017 07:51 PM (UgF8H)

160 I remember a comment from zombie saying that back in the 60s, the counterculture praised pot while disdaining tobacco and alcohol as the drugs of the "squares". Now that they're in power, they are using the law to punish the squares.
Posted by: rickl

The Man wants as many people smoking weed as possible, because Soma.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 26, 2017 07:51 PM (fYbFJ)

161 WTF is Dylan Matthews?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 26, 2017 07:51 PM (mpXpK)

162 And let's be real, the AMT and death tax affects a very small % of people.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 07:47 PM (TmDjK)

it is not the percentage, remember is it who provides the biggest chunk of tax revenue

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2017 07:51 PM (c6/9Q)

163 Now that they're in power, they are using the law to punish the squares.
Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2017 07:49 PM (sdi6R)

And yet, it's the squares that keep paying the damned bills.

Fuck off, spawn of satan.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 26, 2017 07:51 PM (NXsWM)

164 What's with that lip?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 26, 2017 07:51 PM (vRcUp)

165 Even this guy turned down a date from Chelsea

Posted by: Chelsea's Secret Service Guardian at April 26, 2017 07:51 PM (DpOmP)

166 And sex. I mean with all the STDs, we are going to have to just ban sex. For the Children.

Posted by: GenX at April 26, 2017 07:51 PM (UgF8H)

167 57 WTF, am I supposed to walk 12 miles to work? what a douchebag hipster, how old is this azzhole telling others how to live.
Posted by: Farmer at April 26, 2017 07:30 PM (o/90i)

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Ahh but see you shouldn't live 12 miles from work. You should live in an apartment downtown within walking distance to your downtown loft office. All the kool kidz live this way.
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 07:36 PM (TmDjK)
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There's whining from the usual hindquarters that my place of work is too far away and isn't easily accessible by public transportation. "Too far away" meaning, too far away from their chosen metropolis (it was specifically chosen for its distance from said metropolis). And not enough bike paths!

We have a bike share program and I never see them used.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 26, 2017 07:51 PM (NT3RT)

168 144 I think this is a case of bad picture syndrome mostly. He's not really a bad looking dude

Yeah, no. He's as homely as one can be without actually being a hideous mutant.

http://bit.ly/2p5wpJp
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 07:49 PM (LTHVh



Just seeing the image is terrifying... I bet he's got a wonderful personality...

Posted by: The Lonebadger at April 26, 2017 07:52 PM (5leUT)

169 we should just tell the boy to get off our lawn and be done with it.

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2017 07:52 PM (4lrrm)

170 And protests. Someone could get hurt at these things. So no more protests of anything, anywhere, ever.

Posted by: GenX at April 26, 2017 07:52 PM (UgF8H)

171

Why did you post of picture of Jerry Lewis from the Nutty Professor as Julius Kelp? Although I doubt that guy could ever turn into Buddy Love

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 26, 2017 07:52 PM (auHtY)

172 That face though....am I right?

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 26, 2017 07:52 PM (/o9Qk)

173 No more pesticides. That will mean a lot less food, but starvation diets have been show to extend human life....

Posted by: GenX at April 26, 2017 07:52 PM (UgF8H)

174 wanna see my 'O' face?

Posted by: Dylan Matthews at April 26, 2017 07:52 PM (RKQ/v)

175 Nature can be so cruel.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2017 07:53 PM (SRKgf)

176 pot kills brain cells, sorry but there it is

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2017 07:53 PM (c6/9Q)

177 No meat. Also no peanut butter, a known carcinogen.

Posted by: GenX at April 26, 2017 07:53 PM (UgF8H)

178 That face though....am I right?


That it's not unfamiliar with the taste of penis? Quite right.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 07:53 PM (LTHVh)

179 Jenner's doctors looking at Dylan, "Uh nope no way could we turn that mug beautiful."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2017 07:53 PM (e1OyG)

180 Crikey, is that supposed to be a picture of a human ?

When his momma tied a sausage around his neck, the dog still wouldn't play with him.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at April 26, 2017 07:53 PM (KGH7Z)

181 Can we be honest about corp taxes please? No company in the country pays 35%. That's basically MSRP, and who the fuck pays MSRP? The average tax rate paid is about 1/2 of the 35% when you take into account.

Just think of it this way....Paul Ryan reaaaaaaaly wants a corp tax cut. Now does something reaaaaly wanted by Ryan tend to be a good thing or a bad thing?

Hmmmm.....

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 07:53 PM (TmDjK)

182 Aww, come on. I mean I've never met the guy, but I think this is a case of bad picture syndrome mostly. He's not really a bad looking dude, just.. dude, make an effort.

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negative. check his Vox photo. link in nic

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 26, 2017 07:54 PM (vChNs)

183 137 Something tells me the Left's coalition will somehow spare regulating marijuana use, but daddy's cigarettes need to be outlawed.

We used to laugh about how some day they'd be sending in a SWAT team if we lit up a cigarette in the bar yet, if we wanted to shoot up, we could walk down the street to city hall and get a free clean needle.
Posted by: tu3031



Or they'll outlaw sweets. We'll have to go to dark alleys for our Hot Fudge Sundae fix.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2017 07:54 PM (pY+s4)

184 It's impossible to ignore the calculated grunge/shabby/chic 'Look at me' appearance. They all do it. They are all insecure.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 26, 2017 07:54 PM (ZO497)

185 Too bad Chelsea is married or we could hook him up.

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2017 07:54 PM (HgMAr)

186 And naturally birth control and abortion will be outlawed. I mean, these things could hurt the health of a woman, and raise insurance costs.

better we all just don't have sex.

Posted by: GenX at April 26, 2017 07:54 PM (UgF8H)

187 He would make a very effective wingman. I hope he doesn't smell.

Posted by: Shia LaBeouf at April 26, 2017 07:54 PM (vRcUp)

188 With that face, I guess it makes sense that he would be a friggin' ragefilled communist godless heathen... Something tells he's got happiness issues.

Posted by: The Lonebadger at April 26, 2017 07:55 PM (5leUT)

189
negative. check his Vox photo. link in nic

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 26, 2017 07:54 PM (vChNs)



It's Pat

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 26, 2017 07:55 PM (auHtY)

190 Somewhere, a girl has told Dylan Matthews that if he doesn't leave her alone her boyfriend is going to kick his ass.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 26, 2017 07:55 PM (Tnhbr)

191 Pat is better looking I bet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2017 07:55 PM (e1OyG)

192 Yeah, no. He's as homely as one can be without actually being a hideous mutant.

http://bit.ly/2p5wpJp
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 07:49 PM (LTHVh)
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Oh. Oh, I almost feel sorry for him.

He was regularly pantsed by the Chess Club and the A/V geeks.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 26, 2017 07:55 PM (NT3RT)

193 Drink sizes will have to be controlled. We will mandate the cups are really tiny for everyone. Sure there will be a lot of waste, with all the extra cups people will buy, but we are saving a nickel on insurance....

Posted by: GenX at April 26, 2017 07:55 PM (UgF8H)

194 He makes me so hot I might not even abort his kid if he knocked me up!

Posted by: The Incredibly Stupid Sarah Silverman at April 26, 2017 07:55 PM (qJhUV)

195
remember "DWEEB?"

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at April 26, 2017 07:55 PM (5Kf7w)

196 He would make a very effective wingman.

He's there to make this guy look masculine.

http://bit.ly/2p5DZ6M

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 07:56 PM (LTHVh)

197 That's basically MSRP, and who the fuck pays MSRP?




Gentiles?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 07:56 PM (rvtDF)

198 Re the pot trade. I just moved from a nice place in Spenard because of the pot trade. Dope shops opening up right and left there, which by itself is probably not a big deal, but the fact that they have to operate in all cash (can't use banks, they are federal), means that a certain well-armed and idiotic group thinks they are great places to knock over. And really, who can blame them. I've seen ads for work for "bouncer" types, who apparently guard the place while open, but after hours? No thanks.

Would prefer not to have my city turn into Chicago North.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 26, 2017 07:56 PM (NXsWM)

199 Since we're banning things that are bad for you, trannies are 19 or 20 times more likely to commit suicide AFTER the surgery. Seems like that's bad for you.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 26, 2017 07:56 PM (fYbFJ)

200 Yeah, no. He's as homely as one can be without actually being a hideous mutant.

http://bit.ly/2p5wpJp
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 07:49 PM (LTHVh
...............

Seems they were having a bit of trouble finding his good side.

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2017 07:56 PM (HgMAr)

201 162 And let's be real, the AMT and death tax affects a very small % of people.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 07:47 PM (TmDjK)

it is not the percentage, remember is it who provides the biggest chunk of tax revenue
Posted by: runner at April 26, 2017 07:51 PM (c6/9Q)

___

The top 1% pays about 50% of taxes. And quite honestly I'm kind of tired being worried about whether a guy making $20M a hedge fund guy pays too much tax.

If you haven't noticed the ultra rich are all Democrats these days. Fuck them.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 07:56 PM (TmDjK)

202 Show me where the bad man touched you.

Posted by: Prosecuting Attorney # 1 at April 26, 2017 07:56 PM (A3b6q)

203 Why is its hair wet?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie


His boyfriend just finish his enema.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2017 07:57 PM (GgzGa)

204 S/he/it is hygien confused.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 26, 2017 07:57 PM (P/kVC)

205 shave and a haircut
2 bits

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 26, 2017 07:57 PM (vChNs)

206 bad picture syndrome

google images - many, many other images. The guy is famous. He gets on TV! And he's smart!

Posted by: L' Ohnoes at April 26, 2017 07:57 PM (kIvpz)

207 Cameraman on Camera #1 focused on Dylan, "Can I pull the camera back?"

Control room, "How far?"

Cameraman, "How about Cleveland?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2017 07:57 PM (e1OyG)

208 Now I know why tigers eat their young

Posted by: Al C. at April 26, 2017 07:57 PM (vChNs)

209 Oh, Dylan here loves taxes:

Like I'd love to see a plan that got rid of a bunch of deductions...and had a top rate of 80 percent



80%.
The Rich get to keep 20%. How generous.

(And I'm sure he doesn't understand that this would really screw upper middle-class while the super wealthy would manage to move/protect their assets like all those Brits who left the UK over confiscatory taxes).

Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2017 07:57 PM (NOIQH)

210 Saw at WZ that Obama considered being gay when he was young.

Considered?

Thought he was born that way. Haven't seen a single thing to shake that notion. The man is a peter puffer, straight up.

So, do we know who fathered those supposed spawn of himself and the Wookie?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 26, 2017 07:58 PM (NXsWM)

211 Can we be honest about corp taxes please?



yes, lets. we have the highest corporate tax in the world, any way you look at it. just because Ryan is parroting some smart person who says we need to cut corporate tax, does not make the argument invalid

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2017 07:58 PM (c6/9Q)

212 I'm out before I type something to get myself banned.

Later, Horde.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, at Provisional Basestar at April 26, 2017 07:58 PM (66CWr)

213 Somewhere, a girl has told Dylan Matthews that if he doesn't leave her alone her boyfriend is going to kick his ass.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 26, 2017 07:55 PM (Tnhbr)
............

You misspelled "little sister".

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2017 07:58 PM (HgMAr)

214 He seems nice

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2017 07:58 PM (sBOL1)

215 WTF, am I supposed to walk 12 miles to work?
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High speed rail.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 26, 2017 07:32

Sure in NW rural IL that's a winner.

Posted by: Farmer at April 26, 2017 07:58 PM (o/90i)

216 The government will use force if necessary to prevent you from eating sugar, but drug-fueled unprotected anal sex with strangers is a human right that we dare not interfere with!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 26, 2017 07:58 PM (Tnhbr)

217 13 By the way, Chelsea won another award. Boy that girl is something!

http://tinyurl.com/mcwtxq6
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 26, 2017 07:27 PM (Nwg0u)

Goodness Gracious!

Posted by: Chelsea being sincerely authentic for the Authentic Sincerity Prize at April 26, 2017 07:58 PM (A3b6q)

218 Too bad Chelsea is married or we could hook him up.

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on the 0/1 scale their spawn would rate -1

Posted by: Al C. at April 26, 2017 07:58 PM (vChNs)

219 207 Cameraman on Camera #1 focused on Dylan, "Can I pull the camera back?"

Control room, "How far?"

Cameraman, "How about Cleveland?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2017 07:57 PM (e1OyG


Comment of the day..

Posted by: The Lonebadger at April 26, 2017 07:58 PM (5leUT)

220 And sex. I mean with all the STDs, we are going to have to just ban sex. For the Children.

Posted by: GenX at April 26, 2017 07:51 PM (UgF8H)



I'm guessing that nature is banning sex for Dylan

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 26, 2017 07:59 PM (auHtY)

221 I saw that picture and immediately thought of Flight of the Conchords.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at April 26, 2017 07:59 PM (gtQ/3)

222 Saw at WZ that Obama considered being gay when he was young.

It does seem like something for him to consider as he sucked Frank Marshall's cock.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 07:59 PM (LTHVh)

223 Seems they were having a bit of trouble finding his good side.

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not me

Posted by: Barry Manilove at April 26, 2017 07:59 PM (vChNs)

224 Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 26, 2017 07:23 PM (smD62)

I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at April 26, 2017 07:59 PM (nDcc3)

225 In: smuggling Mexicans over the border.

Out: hiding Kinder eggs in your pants on the way back from Tijuana.

Posted by: wooga at April 26, 2017 07:59 PM (r/tiB)

226 199 Since we're banning things that are bad for you, trannies are 19 or 20 times more likely to commit suicide AFTER the surgery. Seems like that's bad for you.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 26, 2017 07:56 PM (fYbFJ)

So, what you are saying is that mutilating your God-given body is bad for your mental health? Whodathunkit?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 26, 2017 07:59 PM (NXsWM)

227 yes, lets. we have the highest corporate tax in the world, any way you look at it. just because Ryan is parroting some smart person who says we need to cut corporate tax, does not make the argument invalid
Posted by: runner at April 26, 2017 07:58 PM (c6/9Q)

Thank you. taxes are too high and complicated.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2017 07:59 PM (u8Ywb)

228 Cameraman on Camera #1 focused on Dylan, "Can I pull the camera back?"

Control room, "How far?"

Cameraman, "How about Cleveland?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2017 07:57 PM (e1OyG


Comment of the day..
Posted by: The Lonebadger



Seconded.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 07:59 PM (rvtDF)

229 yes, lets. we have the highest corporate tax in the world, any way you look at it. just because Ryan is parroting some smart person who says we need to cut corporate tax, does not make the argument invalid
Posted by: runner at April 26, 2017 07:58 PM (c6/9Q)

____

We have the highest official corp tax rate in the world? And the number of companies that pay that official tax rate...zero point zero.

I'm not saying we shouldn't cut corp taxes, but this nonsense about **THE HIGHEST TAX RATE IN THE WORLD** is just bullshit.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 08:00 PM (TmDjK)

230 >>The top 1% pays about 50% of taxes. And quite honestly I'm kind of tired being worried about whether a guy making $20M a hedge fund guy pays too much tax.



That's only because you are stupid and don't understand economics.

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2017 08:00 PM (f7W3D)

231 I could so kick his ass

Posted by: pajamaboy at April 26, 2017 08:00 PM (vChNs)

232 no problem on the corporate tax...if...

It is a fucking flat tax. No special breaks for anyone, ever. everybody pays. no deductions. My guess is you will rake in MORE money with that tax than our current mess.

Posted by: GenX at April 26, 2017 08:00 PM (UgF8H)

233 Saw at WZ that Obama considered being gay when he was young.

Considered?

Thought he was born that way. Haven't seen a single thing to shake that notion. The man is a peter puffer, straight up.

So, do we know who fathered those supposed spawn of himself and the Wookie?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 26, 2017 07:58 PM (NXsWM)



Yeah I thought they are born that way. And old Barry has been considering it through a lot of bath houses and glory holes. A few thousand more guys I he might be able to make up his mind

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 26, 2017 08:00 PM (auHtY)

234 >.Saw at WZ that Obama considered being gay when he was young.

Trial balloon much?

When Obama does come out, the MSM will confide that they always knew but they didn't tell us because they knew the raaacist, homophobic rest state rubes couldn't handle it.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2017 08:01 PM (NOIQH)

235
Too bad Chelsea is married or we could hook him up.
Posted by: wth at April 26, 2017 07:54 PM


You have something against three way marriage?

Posted by: Bill Nye the annoying guy at April 26, 2017 08:01 PM (IqV8l)

236 He looks like the dentist forgot to take the cotton roll out of his mouth, still along the gum line of his upper front teeth.

Posted by: Molly k. at April 26, 2017 08:01 PM (9H4KE)

237 What is Colby College? Also, are assistant professors now more than people who grade essays?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 26, 2017 08:02 PM (7dpmG)

238 Having this at the top of the blog has got to be bad for business.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 08:02 PM (LTHVh)

239 Why is its hair wet?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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Carefully conditioned, so as to appear indifferent to his appearance, when in fact he has invested effort in that specific appearance. It's akin to Jesse Jackson wearing overalls.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 26, 2017 08:02 PM (ZO497)

240 There's a common theme amongst many ProgLeftists.


They are ugly.


They wish to rule us because it is their revenge against those who made/make fun of them for the way they look/act.


Most of us rational people learn to deal with it one way or another. I did...I was frequently teased in school for the way I looked, for being a nerd, for not fitting in.


I learned that accepting myself was way more important than others accepting me.


People like Dylan here decided that instead, they preferred to punish those who were unlike them. Therefore, they wish to have power and rule over as many as possible...for revenge.


Fuck this little dweebish ugly toolbag. I hope someone shits on his face, it would be an improvement.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 26, 2017 08:02 PM (/o9Qk)

241 It does seem like something for him to consider as he sucked Frank Marshall's cock.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 07:59 PM (LTHVh)

So, you're saying he inhaled?

Seriously, I had no idea that's how people became commies.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 26, 2017 08:02 PM (NXsWM)

242 What we need is tax cuts for the middle and upper middle earners. People making $100K-300K are the ones who get fucked the hardest. Under that level, you pay basically $0. Above that level, you can afford an army of lawyers/accountants to minimize the taxes paid. But those of us in the middle.....bend over and take it.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 08:02 PM (TmDjK)

243 His face is ... inspiring.

Posted by: H. P. Lovecraft at April 26, 2017 08:02 PM (vRcUp)

244 Hmm...he was awarded "outstanding Autistic Journalist of the Year" by the Autistic Self Advocacy Network.

I feel a little cruel for my pantsing comment.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 26, 2017 08:02 PM (NT3RT)

245 Saw at WZ that Obama considered being gay when he was young.

Hmmmm...wonder what he decided?

Posted by: tu3031 at April 26, 2017 08:03 PM (qJhUV)

246 This Dylan Matthews guy makes McLovin look like Brad Pitt circa "Troy".

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 26, 2017 08:03 PM (fYbFJ)

247 >>Having this at the top of the blog has got to be bad for business.



You know, if Ace stood next to Dylan more often he'd get a lot more action from the ladies.


Manpurse or no.

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2017 08:03 PM (f7W3D)

248 I have to question the veracity of "highest corporate tax rate".

Surely Venezuela, China, North Korea....

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at April 26, 2017 08:03 PM (gtQ/3)

249 13 By the way, Chelsea won another award. Boy that girl is something!

"Chelsea on Tuesday night accepted the annual City Harvest Award for Commitment in fighting hunger in New York City."

---

is that trollishly calling her fat?

Posted by: pajamaboy at April 26, 2017 08:03 PM (vChNs)

250 We have the highest official corp tax rate in the
world? And the number of companies that pay that official tax
rate...zero point zero.





Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 08:00 PM (TmDjK)

you just made an argument for lowering corporate tax rate, you know

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2017 08:03 PM (c6/9Q)

251 Saw at WZ that Obama considered being gay when he was young.
.............

I guess that sealed it.

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2017 08:03 PM (HgMAr)

252 237 What is Colby College? Also, are assistant professors now more than people who grade essays?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 26, 2017 08:02 PM (7dpmG)

___

Elite college in Maine for people who were thiiiiis close to getting into Dartmouth but couldn't quite get there, but still want to go to college where it's really cold.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 08:03 PM (TmDjK)

253 Dylan's mug - the face that launched a thousand Atomic Wedgies.

Is he in anyway related to Dylan Roof?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2017 08:04 PM (e1OyG)

254 Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 26, 2017 08:02 PM (/o9Qk)

Ding ding ding, I think you're on to something.

Everyone is picked on for something.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2017 08:04 PM (u8Ywb)

255 And here I thought I'd never have to get in fighting shape again.
I'm too old for this shit.

Posted by: nothing left to lose at April 26, 2017 08:04 PM (k2yk7)

256 Saw at WZ that Obama considered being gay when he was young.

Hmmmm...wonder what he decided?



Pro tip: If you are looking up during the blow job, you're gay.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2017 08:04 PM (rvtDF)

257 Just to make sure I have this right: The guy pictured at the top of the page is Dylan Matthews?

Posted by: Emmie at April 26, 2017 08:04 PM (xVuS6)

258 Ew, this guy's hair suggests he has intimate knowledge of the oils and emulsions that drip from troublesome trannies on our byways and in our interstate rest areas.

Posted by: Fritz at April 26, 2017 08:04 PM (TNQMS)

259 Did his mother have any chilluns that lived?......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 26, 2017 08:04 PM (5VlCp)

260 I don't care about tax cuts that much, there are far more important things on my mind like illegal immigration, Muslim terrorism, trannies in my little cousin's changing room at the pool, Obamacare forcing people to live a specific lifestyle, that kind of thing. Tax cuts are nice enough for the economy but we won't have an economy at all if some of this stuff isn't dealt with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2017 08:05 PM (39g3+)

261 Saw at WZ that Obama considered being gay when he was young.

---

did he consider it to be fabulous?

Posted by: pajamaboy at April 26, 2017 08:05 PM (vChNs)

262 And here I thought I'd never have to get in fighting shape again.


8lbs pull, tops.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 08:05 PM (LTHVh)

263 Stunningly, I heard Tom Brokaw today say that Coulter should be 'allowed' to speak. After condemning her first, of course. Gotta maintain cred.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 26, 2017 08:05 PM (ZO497)

264 the way this NoKo thing is going, i just want to survive till the weekend...

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2017 08:06 PM (c6/9Q)

265 It's not Gay if your wife has a penis, guys.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 26, 2017 08:06 PM (f7W3D)

266 260 I don't care about tax cuts that much, there are far more important things on my mind like illegal immigration, Muslim terrorism, trannies in my little cousin's changing room at the pool, Obamacare forcing people to live a specific lifestyle, that kind of thing. Tax cuts are nice enough for the economy but we won't have an economy at all if some of this stuff isn't dealt with.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2017 08:05 PM (39g3+)


___


Bbbbbut bbbbut if the corporate tax rate isn't cut to 20% and the depreciation schedule isn't changed the sun won't come up tomorrow!!!
- Chamber of Commerce

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 08:06 PM (TmDjK)

267 39
His avatar is a cartoon character that is a chronic LSD user and a clone of Adolph Hitler. Fitting.

-------------

And whose girlfriend is a holographic anime wank-doll. Double-fitting.

Posted by: Stu-22 at April 26, 2017 08:06 PM (rUc9h)

268 Well Gaylord's Indonesian nanny was transsexual and Focker probably saw more of the nanny than of Mommy Dearest

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2017 08:06 PM (e1OyG)

269 "Chelsea on Tuesday night accepted the annual City Harvest Award for Commitment in fighting hunger in New York City."


So she's the best farmer in New York City??

Posted by: tu3031 at April 26, 2017 08:06 PM (qJhUV)

270 Why is its hair wet?

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you can't go on camera all bukake'd. I need a mop in the green room...

Posted by: pajamaboy at April 26, 2017 08:07 PM (vChNs)

271 People like Dylan here decided that instead, they preferred to punish those who were unlike them. Therefore, they wish to have power and rule over as many as possible...for revenge.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 26, 2017 08:02 PM (/o9Qk)

For those of us who grew up kinda homely, if you assume that your detractors are right, then you need some serious help. Get over it, clean up your act, walk the walk and be who you want to be. Quit blaming everyone else for your shortcomings and then get rid of the shortcomings.

Or, be a dork like this tool and end up alone and miserable, blaming the world for your own inability to rise above.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 26, 2017 08:07 PM (NXsWM)

272 118 This is completely OT, I've recently discovered high quality green tea mixed with Matcha powder is quite good.

I drink a piping hot cup every night after dinner and it has done a tremendous job of settling many of my stomach disturbances and also makes me relax substantially.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 26, 2017 07:45 PM (+lv+r)

We're going to go through those Krauts like Kreplach through a GOOSE!!!

Posted by: Zombie Patton at April 26, 2017 08:07 PM (A3b6q)

273 >>Well Gaylord's Indonesian nanny was transsexual


It was my wet nurse. And I wasn't weened until I was 15.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 26, 2017 08:07 PM (f7W3D)

274 2 Who the hell is this guy that can't be bothered to wash his hair?

That hair style cost $150.00 and upkeep takes an hour a day.

Posted by: Jack at April 26, 2017 08:07 PM (YX9fV)

275 "Chelsea on Tuesday night accepted the annual City Harvest Award for Commitment in fighting hunger in New York City."

Wow. Not even fighting hunger, just the commitment to it. She really cares deep down in her feels. Super committed, literally.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2017 08:07 PM (39g3+)

276 242 What we need is tax cuts for the middle and upper middle earners. People making $100K-300K are the ones who get fucked the hardest. Under that level, you pay basically $0. Above that level, you can afford an army of lawyers/accountants to minimize the taxes paid. But those of us in the middle.....bend over and take it.
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 08:02 PM (TmDjK)

You're wrong.
The small business owner that incorporates is getting slammed on taxes too.
The army of lawyers and accountants are for multi-multi millionaires. You still pay taxes, and if you were to take a dividend, it's taxed twice.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2017 08:07 PM (u8Ywb)

277 269 "Chelsea on Tuesday night accepted the annual City Harvest Award for Commitment in fighting hunger in New York City."


So she's the best farmer in New York City??

Posted by: tu3031 at April 26, 2017 08:06 PM (qJhUV)

Nope. She's a form of fertilizer. The kind you spread.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 26, 2017 08:08 PM (NXsWM)

278 Saw at WZ that Obama considered being gay when he was young.
............

So he practiced and practiced...

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2017 08:08 PM (HgMAr)

279 Elite college in Maine for people who were thiiiiis close to getting into Dartmouth but couldn't quite get there, but still want to go to college where it's really cold.
Posted by: #neverskankles
-----------


What about us?

Posted by: Bard and Hunter at April 26, 2017 08:08 PM (ZO497)

280 They are bashing Trump for - get this - simplicity.
See, if your tax plan is 1 page then it must suck...because having a ridiculously complex tax code that requires all Americans to outsource their tax filing is a *good* thing.

https://twitter.com/CeciliaVega/status/857287901872345088

Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2017 08:08 PM (NOIQH)

281 I'm pretty sure the lowering the corporate tax rate is the most pressing thing on the minds of "America's forgotten".

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at April 26, 2017 08:08 PM (gtQ/3)

282 So he practiced and practiced...
Posted by: wth
-------
Persisted.

Posted by: Bard and Hunter at April 26, 2017 08:09 PM (ZO497)

283 210 Saw at WZ that Obama considered being gay when he was young.

Considered?

Thought he was born that way. Haven't seen a single thing to shake that notion. The man is a peter puffer, straight up.

So, do we know who fathered those supposed spawn of himself and the Wookie?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 26, 2017 07:58 PM (NXsWM)

I'm certain that the dam will break on Barry's past and time spent in politics.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 26, 2017 08:09 PM (2qHjF)

284 I am disappointed in you lunatics.

He was featured in a post last year!

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=364191

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2017 08:09 PM (rF0hx)

285 276 242 What we need is tax cuts for the middle and upper middle earners. People making $100K-300K are the ones who get fucked the hardest. Under that level, you pay basically $0. Above that level, you can afford an army of lawyers/accountants to minimize the taxes paid. But those of us in the middle.....bend over and take it.
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 08:02 PM (TmDjK)

You're wrong.
The small business owner that incorporates is getting slammed on taxes too.
The army of lawyers and accountants are for multi-multi millionaires. You still pay taxes, and if you were to take a dividend, it's taxed twice.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2017 08:07 PM (u8Ywb)

Well, we don't make that much, and we got hosed. Try it without a mortgage or some other cover and you are screwed.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 26, 2017 08:09 PM (NXsWM)

286 off icky sock

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 26, 2017 08:09 PM (vChNs)

287 When you boil it down, progressives think the real problem is freedom.

If everyone was made to act in the manner approved by the hive, utopia!

Posted by: Simplemind at April 26, 2017 08:10 PM (ZuGkg)

288 For those of us who grew up kinda homely, if you assume that your detractors are right, then you need some serious help. Get over it, clean up your act, walk the walk and be who you want to be. Quit blaming everyone else for your shortcomings and then get rid of the shortcomings.

I'm reminded of a song here, the lyrics:

You shut your mouth
How dare you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
-The Smiths "How Soon is Now"

If you refuse to make the changes in your life that will cause different results, you apparently like how things are going.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2017 08:10 PM (39g3+)

289 Make fun of him all you want.

But he knows ... if he ever slips into a government position, no manner how minor ...


... he'll be obeyed willingly by most.
... police will eagerly enforce his will on the rest.
... funding for said police will be bipartisan.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 26, 2017 08:10 PM (YOpSC)

290 He was featured in a post last year!


IT'S A TRAP!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 26, 2017 08:11 PM (LTHVh)

291
282 So he practiced and practiced...
Posted by: wth
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Persisted.

Posted by: Bard and Hunter at April 26, 2017 08:09 PM (ZO497)









So did I!

Posted by: Herpey the Love Bug at April 26, 2017 08:11 PM (cuZZW)

292 What about us?

Posted by: Bard and Hunter at April 26, 2017 08:08 PM (ZO497

Don't forget us?

Posted by: (Master)Bates College at April 26, 2017 08:11 PM (qJhUV)

293 So now we're against tax reform? I'm having trouble keeping track.

Posted by: Max Power at April 26, 2017 08:12 PM (q177U)

294 Btw. This is why I learned to make my own beer several years ago.

Posted by: Simplemind at April 26, 2017 08:12 PM (ZuGkg)

295 And whose girlfriend is a holographic anime wank-doll. Double-fitting.
Posted by: Stu-22 at April 26, 2017 08:06 PM (rUc9h)

So? What's wrong with that?

Posted by: Dr. Algernop Krieger at April 26, 2017 08:12 PM (ANIFC)

296 I take it the hair is intended to be so shockingly odd as to distract from the rest of what is going on there?

Least-worst sort of thing.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 26, 2017 08:12 PM (yL25O)

297 So now we're against tax reform? I'm having trouble keeping track.


It's more a case of if Ryan is for it, check your wallet, twice.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 08:12 PM (LTHVh)

298
Wow. Not even fighting hunger, just the commitment to it. She really cares deep down in her feels. Super committed, literally.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


She should be committed.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2017 08:12 PM (IqV8l)

299 unkempt halfwit juice boxer thinks he can run my life better than I can.

Yeah, that will be a big ol' NO.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at April 26, 2017 08:12 PM (+51lA)

300 I've just been inspired to invent the Murka...the burka for Men.

Well, not 'Men' Men. but those who can't quite man up to that manly standard.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 26, 2017 08:13 PM (vChNs)

301 Everyone is picked on for something.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2017 08:04 PM (u8Ywb)


Exactly.

Most of us learn to deal with it or blow it off.

People like Dylan here, feel they deserve their revenge, and don't care who gets in their way. Someone made fun of me in high school so punishment for all!

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 26, 2017 08:13 PM (/o9Qk)

302 So, do we know who fathered those supposed spawn of himself and the Wookie?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 26, 2017 07:58 PM (NXsWM)

The turkey baster?

Posted by: Waraiotoko at April 26, 2017 08:13 PM (daSDd)

303 I take it the hair is intended to be so shockingly odd as to distract from the rest of what is going on there?

Least-worst sort of thing.




He should have gone with an Ed Grimley spike then.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 08:13 PM (LTHVh)

304 yes, lets. we have the highest corporate tax in the world, any way you look at it. just because Ryan is parroting some smart person who says we need to cut corporate tax, does not make the argument invalid

Not anymore, Runner. Now we need to be Against All the Things.

Posted by: Max Power at April 26, 2017 08:13 PM (q177U)

305 You know, if you would just do what I say, I'd go back to my Dungeons and Dragons chat group and leave you alone!

Posted by: Dylan Matthews at April 26, 2017 08:13 PM (qJhUV)

306 285 276 242 What we need is tax cuts for the middle and upper middle earners. People making $100K-300K are the ones who get fucked the hardest. Under that level, you pay basically $0. Above that level, you can afford an army of lawyers/accountants to minimize the taxes paid. But those of us in the middle.....bend over and take it.
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 08:02 PM (TmDjK)

You're wrong.
The small business owner that incorporates is getting slammed on taxes too.
The army of lawyers and accountants are for multi-multi millionaires. You still pay taxes, and if you were to take a dividend, it's taxed twice.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2017 08:07 PM (u8Ywb)

Well, we don't make that much, and we got hosed. Try it without a mortgage or some other cover and you are screwed.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 26, 2017 08:09 PM (NXsWM)

We get hosed too, twice.

Those super secret loopholes the rich use, if someone knows what they are, please let me know so I can tell our accountant about it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2017 08:13 PM (u8Ywb)

307 8 lbs
I hear ya Grump but have always been the stick and move type.
In the field and in the "taped square."
I'm sure you know what fixed fortifications are monuments to.

Posted by: nothing left to lose at April 26, 2017 08:14 PM (k2yk7)

308 Say what you want about Krieger, guy has great taste in vans.

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2017 08:14 PM (f7W3D)

309 222 Saw at WZ that Obama considered being gay when he was young.

It does seem like something for him to consider as he sucked Frank Marshall's cock.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 07:59 PM (LTHVh)

It's not gay if the guy who's cock you're sucking is straight.

Posted by: The Unrefutable Logic of Barack Obama at April 26, 2017 08:14 PM (A3b6q)

310 >>People like Dylan here, feel they deserve their revenge, and don't care
who gets in their way. Someone made fun of me in high school so
punishment for all!


I get the feeling that is true for most of the juicebox/JournoList crowd.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2017 08:14 PM (NOIQH)

311 whose girlfriend is a holographic anime wank-doll. Double-fitting.

I fail to see the problem, here

Posted by: Dr Theran Cedrax at April 26, 2017 08:14 PM (39g3+)

312 the way this NoKo thing is going, i just want to survive till the weekend...
Posted by: runner at April 26, 2017 08:06 PM (c6/9Q)

Alaska is a great state full of resources. Would be a shame if your country lost possession of it.

Posted by: Russia at April 26, 2017 08:14 PM (2qHjF)

313 300 I've just been inspired to invent the Murka...the burka for Men.

Well, not 'Men' Men. but those who can't quite man up to that manly standard.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 26, 2017 08:13 PM (vChNs)
---
The antifa ninjas are one Hefty bag burnoose away from a full 'murka.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 26, 2017 08:14 PM (NT3RT)

314 It's days like today I need to be reminded that Hillary will never be President.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 26, 2017 08:14 PM (yL25O)

315 280 They are bashing Trump for - get this - simplicity.
See, if your tax plan is 1 page then it must suck...because having a ridiculously complex tax code that requires all Americans to outsource their tax filing is a *good* thing.

https://twitter.com/CeciliaVega/status/857287901872345088
Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2017 08:08 PM (NOIQH)


Only a Rube Goldberg complex tax system can be efficient and fair... like Obamacare.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 26, 2017 08:15 PM (P/kVC)

316 I've just been inspired to invent the Murka...the burka for Men.



I'm shocked that this isn't already a thing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 08:15 PM (LTHVh)

317 I'm fine with cutting corporate taxes, but seriously of all the things that needs doing, this seems low on the priority list behind stuff like ELIMINATING OBAMACARE.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2017 08:15 PM (39g3+)

318 The GOP is shit.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 26, 2017 08:15 PM (Uxokn)

319 I'm personally embarrassed.

That thing pictured at the top went to my high school.

Posted by: phineas gage at April 26, 2017 08:16 PM (XsVWn)

320 >.It's not gay if the guy who's cock you're sucking is straight.

Oh, I thought it was that you're not gay if your the one who's being sucked. IIRC, the HillBuzz blogger said Obama was known to prefer getting sucked by older white men at Man's Country. He's not a giver.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2017 08:16 PM (NOIQH)

321 I've just been inspired to invent the Murka...the burka for Men.




Hoodies?

Posted by: L' Ohnoes at April 26, 2017 08:16 PM (kIvpz)

322 Just looking at him, you can tell he would struggle with simple manly task, like putting us shelves.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 26, 2017 08:16 PM (vChNs)

323 Is it me or does is this guy the epitome of "Dylan?"

surprised there aren't few more y's in his name.. ffs

Posted by: Getcha Pull at April 26, 2017 08:16 PM (MIwBq)

324 See, if your tax plan is 1 page then it must suck

Yeah like that stupid ni--- I mean, the uncle Tom who had that 8 plan! What a loser!

Posted by: Leftist Twit #452 at April 26, 2017 08:16 PM (39g3+)

325 OT: On the "settled science" front, increased sodium intake is actually associated with lower blood pressure.

But the consensus....

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at April 26, 2017 08:17 PM (gtQ/3)

326 316 I've just been inspired to invent the Murka...the burka for Men.



I'm shocked that this isn't already a thing.

---

does it come in white?

Posted by: Robert Byrd at April 26, 2017 08:17 PM (vChNs)

327 242 What we need is tax cuts for the middle and upper middle earners. People making $100K-300K are the ones who get fucked the hardest. Under that level, you pay basically $0. Above that level, you can afford an army of lawyers/accountants to minimize the taxes paid. But those of us in the middle.....bend over and take it.
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 26, 2017 08:02 PM (TmDjK)

Its in there.... it allows small business owners who file as LLP, to file at the 15% business rate, vice the normal personal rate...

This is HUGE for LLPs... it would have taken my tax rate from 28% to 15%.... which would have REALLY helped my business...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 26, 2017 08:17 PM (NgKpN)

328 >>>So, do we know who fathered those supposed spawn of himself and the Wookie?
Posted by: tcn in AK<<<

Wait, you haven't seen the Nesbitt and Blanchard conspiracy yet? Shame. Shame!

Posted by: Fritz at April 26, 2017 08:17 PM (TNQMS)

329
320 >.It's not gay if the guy who's cock you're sucking is straight.

Oh, I thought it was that you're not gay if your the one who's being sucked. IIRC, the HillBuzz blogger said Obama was known to prefer getting sucked by older white men at Man's Country. He's not a giver.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2017 08:16 PM (NOIQH)






Well, if he was wearing Crocs we'd know for sure.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 26, 2017 08:18 PM (cuZZW)

330 Dylan Matthews... soap and water are cheap. Take a shower and wash your hair (and a shave would not be unneeded either).

Posted by: redbanzai at April 26, 2017 08:18 PM (FTXAT)

331 So now we're against tax reform? I'm having trouble keeping track.

Posted by: Max Power at April 26, 2017 08:12 PM (q177U)

only if it benefits people who make a lot of money and corporations. otherwise it is okey dokey

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2017 08:18 PM (c6/9Q)

332 Let me re-pimp "The Art of Archer":

https://tinyurl.com/lgu7795

Clone bone!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 26, 2017 08:18 PM (NT3RT)

333 All Hail Eris, the 'murka comes in two variants

The normal duty Hefty and the Super Duty Kevlar. Both with 55 gallon capacity or an object no larger than Falstaff's belly.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2017 08:18 PM (e1OyG)

334 Those super secret loopholes the rich use, if someone knows what they are, please let me know so I can tell our accountant about it.

When I worked at the Oregon Department of Revenue, tax returns would come in half an inch thick. They were always the super rich deducting every single thing in their house and business. The calendar pad on top of their desk, the lint under the table, everything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2017 08:18 PM (39g3+)

335 Damn... meant LLC, not LLP....

Posted by: Don Q. at April 26, 2017 08:18 PM (NgKpN)

336 Trump offered the chance for the GOP to do what was best for America.


They refused.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 26, 2017 08:19 PM (Uxokn)

337 What dimwit thinks outlawing cigarettes is a good idea? You want to heighten the contradictions and bring about your glorious revolution with the barricades and lamp posts, that's the way to do it, chucklehead.

Posted by: Waraiotoko at April 26, 2017 08:19 PM (daSDd)

338 Are you fucking kidding me?

[CBD]

Posted by: Weasel at April 26, 2017 08:19 PM (Sfs6o)

339 Its in there.... it allows small business owners who
file as LLP, to file at the 15% business rate, vice the normal personal
rate...



This is HUGE for LLPs... it would have taken my tax rate from 28% to 15%.... which would have REALLY helped my business...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 26, 2017 08:17 PM (NgKpN)

exakt

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2017 08:19 PM (c6/9Q)

340 That thing pictured at the top went to my high school.

Posted by: phineas gage at April 26, 2017 08:16 PM (XsVWn)

In its defense, Hanover is a nice little town.

Unfortunately I am there far too often.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2017 08:20 PM (rF0hx)

341 118 This is completely OT, I've recently discovered high quality green tea mixed with Matcha powder is quite good.

I drink a piping hot cup every night after dinner and it has done a tremendous job of settling many of my stomach disturbances and also makes me relax substantially.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 26, 2017 07:45 PM (+lv+r)



I've a similar experience, Only I use a can of V8
along with a small assortment of condiments, spices, Ro-tel tomatoes and a quantity of vodka.

Posted by: gNewt's fire Ryan-wakeup Don 2 at April 26, 2017 08:20 PM (kaCWe)

342 Just tell me

1. what % of GDP do you plan to take via taxes
2. What % of GDP do you plan to spend

2 should be

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 26, 2017 08:20 PM (vChNs)

343 Posted by: Don Q. at April 26, 2017 08:17 PM (NgKpN)

It will help us as well, one of ours is an S-corp. it kills me when we pay our taxes.

Our accountant says it's a good problem to have, I want to hit him when he says that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2017 08:20 PM (u8Ywb)

344 I get the feeling that is true for most of the juicebox/JournoList crowd.


Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2017 08:14 PM (NOIQH)


AKA the ProgLeftists...BWRO.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 26, 2017 08:20 PM (/o9Qk)

345 Where's Hanover Fist when you need him?

Sternn!!!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2017 08:20 PM (e1OyG)

346 321 I've just been inspired to invent the Murka...the burka for Men.

---

we'll take 1000, extra large!

Posted by: Antifa at April 26, 2017 08:20 PM (vChNs)

347 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2017 08:20 PM (KCxzN)

348 The concept of "physical beauty" is a social contruct based on subjective attributes, just like hralth and upper body strength. Just close your eyes, girls, and pretend he's Fabio.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 26, 2017 08:21 PM (vRcUp)

349 If all those items can pass, I would say Trump has surpassed Reagan in terms of tax reform.

Personally, if some sort of compromise bill needs to be crafted, I'd drop the corporate stuff and focus on the AMT and Estate tax repeal.
Google and Facebook paying less taxes just doesn't interest me as much as small business owners getting a break.
Posted by: Maritime at April 26, 2017 07:45

I'd be in favor for keeping the estate tax for billionaires like Buffet, Gates and Zuckerberg. Those azzholes think we should be paying taxes while that doesn't impact them much.

Eliminate the tax for us little folks that might inherit something from Mom & Dad and tax the shit out of these leftist azzholes that want to tax us small folks.

Posted by: Farmer at April 26, 2017 08:21 PM (o/90i)

350 317 I'm fine with cutting corporate taxes, but seriously of all the things that needs doing, this seems low on the priority list behind stuff like ELIMINATING OBAMACARE.[/]

Cutting corporate rates, capital gains rates, and top marginal rates is just what they do.

I'm going with the rickb223 plan ... fuck all the incumbents.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 26, 2017 08:21 PM (YOpSC)

351 No.

[CBD]

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2017 08:21 PM (c6/9Q)

352 334: So your saying the Super Rich of Oregon are not inclined to "redistribute" there wealth for the Greater Good?? Lefty, Tolerant, Oregon?

Shocked.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2017 08:22 PM (pY+s4)

353 I've a similar experience, Only I use a can of V8
along with a small assortment of condiments, spices, Ro-tel tomatoes and a quantity of vodka.
Posted by: gNewt's fire Ryan-wakeup Don 2 at April 26, 2017 08:20 PM (kaCWe)
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I sliced up some heirloom tomatoes for a salad, but then inspiration hit, and I frapped them and made a bacon vodka bloody mary! Just like Martha Stewart!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 26, 2017 08:22 PM (NT3RT)

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 26, 2017 08:22 PM (YOpSC)

355 That's a photoshop up top, right?
There's no way that's a real person. Not even a liberal pajama wrapped cocoa sipper.

Posted by: Michael Moore at April 26, 2017 08:22 PM (lalCH)

356 338 Are you fucking kidding me?

[CBD]
Posted by: Weasel at April 26, 2017 08:19 PM (Sfs6o)
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That was intended as hyperbole.

Posted by: Weasel at April 26, 2017 08:23 PM (Sfs6o)

357 Posted by: Farmer at April 26, 2017 08:21 PM (o/90i)

Those guys have trusts and charities to get around the estate taxes.

Estate taxes harm family farms and other small businesses that may be worth more on paper but cash poor.

The kids have to sell to pay the taxes.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2017 08:23 PM (u8Ywb)

358 >>I'd be in favor for keeping the estate tax for billionaires like Buffet, Gates and Zuckerberg. Those azzholes think we should be paying taxes while that doesn't impact them much.


You should know better.

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2017 08:23 PM (f7W3D)

359 355 That's a photoshop up top, right?
There's no way that's a real person. Not even a liberal pajama wrapped cocoa sipper.
Posted by: Michael Moore at April 26, 2017 08:22 PM (lalCH)

You misspelled what it is that he sips.

I should know.

Posted by: The Unrefutable Logic of Barack Obama at April 26, 2017 08:24 PM (A3b6q)

360 Nood compassion.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 26, 2017 08:24 PM (NT3RT)

361 Eliminate the tax for us little folks that might inherit something from Mom & Dad and tax the shit out of these leftist azzholes that want to tax us small folks.

Posted by: Farmer at April 26, 2017 08:21 PM (o/90i)



Estate Tax:_ Number one killer of family farms and ranches.

Posted by: gNewt's fire Ryan-wakeup Don 2 at April 26, 2017 08:25 PM (kaCWe)

362 He could star in a live action remake of The Incredible Mr. Limpet, as the limpet.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 26, 2017 08:25 PM (vRcUp)

363 Not anymore, Runner. Now we need to be Against All the Things.

Posted by: Max Power at April 26, 2017 08:13 PM (q177U)


AATT

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2017 08:25 PM (c6/9Q)

364 That was intended as hyperbole.

Posted by: Weasel at April 26, 2017 08:23 PM (Sfs6o)

I'm sure it was.

But for all of the obvious reasons, it's not a good idea.

Hyperbole tends to get noticed by humorless scolds with axes to grind.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2017 08:25 PM (rF0hx)

365 ... and piss up a rope Barrel. Suck it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 26, 2017 08:26 PM (YOpSC)

366 Can we be honest about corp taxes please?



yes, lets. we have the highest corporate tax in the world, any way you look at it. just because Ryan is parroting some smart person who says we need to cut corporate tax, does not make the argument invalid

-
I have sort of a soft spot for corporate taxes. When some hoodrat buys a rap album about hating on honkey and raping bitches, he pays taxes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 26, 2017 08:27 PM (Nwg0u)

367 So where is his pjs and hot chocolate?

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at April 26, 2017 08:27 PM (WuVew)

368
Well, if he was wearing Crocs we'd know for sure.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 26, 2017 08:18 PM (cuZZW)



Just don't look down!

*true story - I had a guy (tweaker) on a job site tell me once "it's not gay if you're getting paid!"

Posted by: Michael Moore at April 26, 2017 08:27 PM (lalCH)

369 what did i do CBD ?

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2017 08:27 PM (c6/9Q)

370 192 Yeah, no. He's as homely as one can be without actually being a hideous mutant.

http://bit.ly/2p5wpJp
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2017 07:49 PM (LTHVh)
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Oh. Oh, I almost feel sorry for him.

He was regularly pantsed by the Chess Club and the A/V geeks.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 26, 2017 07:55 PM (NT3RT)


Good Lord. No wonder he wants to take revenge on the world.

Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2017 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

371 what did i do CBD ?

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2017 08:27 PM (c6/9Q)

Copied a comment that could be easily misinterpreted.

Everything is fine. No worries at all.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2017 08:29 PM (rF0hx)

372 Eliminate the tax for us little folks that might
inherit something from Mom Dad and tax the shit out of these
leftist azzholes that want to tax us small folks.

Posted by: Farmer at April 26, 2017 08:21 PM (o/90i)

right. that always pissed me off, double taxation and farm being the source of income

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2017 08:29 PM (c6/9Q)

373 Well I'm glad runner did the quote/reply thing because I missed it first time around.
I'm glad because it gives me the chance to remind the big guy I'm one of the good guys.

Posted by: nothing left to lose at April 26, 2017 08:29 PM (k2yk7)

374 I've read that Kalifornia has legislation pending to de-criminalise the intentional infection of another person with HIV! I really don't think the nashunal healf servus should cover social diseases...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 26, 2017 08:29 PM (kP16F)

375 Dylan Matthews=Tucker bait

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at April 26, 2017 08:30 PM (oBuXO)

376 364 That was intended as hyperbole.

Posted by: Weasel at April 26, 2017 08:23 PM (Sfs6o)

I'm sure it was.

But for all of the obvious reasons, it's not a good idea.

Hyperbole tends to get noticed by humorless scolds with axes to grind.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2017 08:25 PM (rF0hx)
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OK. No worries.

Posted by: Weasel at April 26, 2017 08:30 PM (Sfs6o)

377 My congress critter fears this individual more than he fears Trump.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 26, 2017 08:31 PM (JyFLk)

378 No worries.

Posted by: Weasel at April 26, 2017 08:30 PM (Sfs6o)

Yup.

Just being careful.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2017 08:31 PM (rF0hx)

379 unkempt halfwit juice boxer thinks he can run my life better than I can.
Yeah, that will be a big ol' NO.
Posted by: Dancing Queen at April 26, 2017 08:12

LOL, thanks for that.

Posted by: Farmer at April 26, 2017 08:31 PM (o/90i)

380 I must say, the guffaw to comment ratio was very high on this thread. All of you morons and 'ettes should be proud. Please keep up the good work

Posted by: Friendo at April 26, 2017 08:32 PM (eUnhA)

381 I thought jerry lewis retired.

Posted by: vivi at April 26, 2017 08:32 PM (11H2y)

382 378 No worries.

Posted by: Weasel at April 26, 2017 08:30 PM (Sfs6o)

Yup.

Just being careful.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2017 08:31 PM (rF0hx)
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Got it. Thanks.

Posted by: Weasel at April 26, 2017 08:32 PM (Sfs6o)

383 caligirl, if s-corp is not working for ya they way it should, why not just go C

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2017 08:35 PM (c6/9Q)

384 hugs for everybody !

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2017 08:36 PM (c6/9Q)

385 "Universal coverage is obviously important. But making alcohol, tobacco, and driving vastly more expensive is arguably more so."

You go! Get it into the Democrat platform.

In fact, make it the top plank.

Please make it the top plank.

PLEASE.

Posted by: Zapp Branigan at April 26, 2017 08:38 PM (i8mbD)

386 I think that went into my permanent record.

Posted by: Weasel at April 26, 2017 08:40 PM (Sfs6o)

387 OMG... you can just F E E L the eczema flakes hit you.
I bet he smells of smegma too. YUCK. Leftists are so gross.

Posted by: Cate at April 26, 2017 08:42 PM (ZTl1K)

388 It looks like Dylan Matthews is a victim of fetal alcohol syndrome.

Posted by: mark at April 26, 2017 08:45 PM (KyRkd)

389 383 caligirl, if s-corp is not working for ya they way it should, why not just go C
Posted by: runner at April 26, 2017 08:35 PM (c6/9Q)

It's too late. We have an s-corp too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2017 08:45 PM (u8Ywb)

390 389

I meant we have a C-corp too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2017 08:46 PM (u8Ywb)

391 You poor thing ... keep your money. You don't owe me any reparations.

Posted by: Prof. Michael E. Dyson at April 26, 2017 08:53 PM (vRcUp)

392 And will we cover venereal diseases? Brought about by wrong lifestyle choices and unsafe sex. So laugh about smokers and fatties not having healthcare if progs accept no more VD or AIDS treatments.

Posted by: Joe Mack at April 26, 2017 08:55 PM (cJDvr)

393 Dr Jonathan Crane, aka Scarecrow from Batman

Posted by: Joekur at April 26, 2017 08:55 PM (nvaC4)

394 I think that went into my permanent record.
Posted by: Weasel at April 26, 2017 08:40 PM (Sfs6o)
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Don't worry. You should see mine.

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2017 09:02 PM (sBOL1)

395 I look around and I'm glad I'm old. If I'm as lucky as my father I have about 25 years left and that's plenty.

Posted by: Meremortal at April 26, 2017 09:30 PM (3myMJ)

396 391 You poor thing ... keep your money. You don't owe me any reparations.
Posted by: Prof. Michael E. Dyson at April 26, 2017 08:53 PM (vRcUp)


LOL.

Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2017 09:33 PM (sdi6R)

397 hello test

Posted by: Yertle the Turtle at April 26, 2017 10:07 PM (ieXn8)

398 It's the name. Dylan. Do you know anybody named Dylan who is not a flaming progressive asshole?

Posted by: gobagoo at April 27, 2017 05:41 AM (A/saJ)

399 Half a century ago, when I was in college, the profs ran a cool game. We were "an island of civilization in a sea of barbarism/ignorance." And they'd smile.
Some of us got to thinking we knew stuff. More than the great unwashed who hadn't gone to college. A sophomore was convinced he knew more than anybody who hadn't gone to college, nomatter the guy's life experience.
In fact, we knew more than any graduates, except those who weren't profs.
And what we knew was what the profs told us.
Some of us didn't buy to start with and most of us got over it.
Some didn't. Some thought they know everything , know better than anybody else, no matter the life experience.
If you had to imagine one of the latter,after a bad batch of weed, he'd look like this guy.

Posted by: Richard Aubrey at April 27, 2017 06:55 AM (W9gUg)

400 Is *that* Dylan?
Is *that* his avatar?
....

BWA-HHAHAAAHAAAAA!

Posted by: MST at April 27, 2017 07:25 AM (EV1U7)

401 Y'all are being waaay too kind to him. Dig deeper.

Posted by: corn and beans at April 27, 2017 06:36 PM (tkNkP)

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