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Chelsea Clinton, Precocious Regurgitator Of Daft, Left-Wing Bumper Sticker Morality [Warden]

Chelsea Clinton was born so woke that the first part of her to emerge was a tiny power fist shaking furiously at the world's injustices.


Right, then.

1. I don't believe her.

2. It would reflect even more poorly on this dull and unaccomplished braggart if it actually were true that she wrote this at five years of age.

Of course her spastic flock enthusiastically jumped in with their tales of their own children writing Donald Trump to lecture him about his various isms, phobias, and failure to take proper note of whichever potpourri of special rights that the left has conjured out of thin air on any given day.

All of Chelsea's groupies are, of course, inordinately proud of their children for repeating the trite political tropes they've been incessantly mouthing in front of them for their entire lives.

Good job. Opinions are as rare as albino naked mole-rats. The ability to write words using a pencil, rarer still. Combining the two is is a praiseworthy achievement indeed.

But hey, I ain't even mad. Below the fold is proof that...

1. God exists.

2. His wrath is mighty indeed.

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Pictured above: An extremely rare albino naked mole-rat.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 08:35 PM




Comments

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1 She is unpleasant to look upon.

Or listen to.

Or think about.

Just generally unpleasant.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 08:28 PM (8nWyX)

2 That really wasn't very nice of you.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 08:30 PM (CPk08)

3 the only antidote to seeing that is a Yoko video.,..

as a palate cleanser.

The Barrel is too good for whoever poasted this atrocity.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 24, 2017 08:30 PM (se7pJ)

4 Chelsea wrote that letter?

Handwriting looks more like her momma's after one too many V & T's.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2017 08:30 PM (5VlCp)

5 She couldn't spell cemetery.

Posted by: logprof at April 24, 2017 08:30 PM (GsAUU)

6 th?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 24, 2017 08:30 PM (se7pJ)

7 I mean, OK, I'm an asshole. Still. You should apologize.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 08:31 PM (CPk08)

8 Ugh, not as bad as Lena Dunham, but let's not go there.

Posted by: logprof at April 24, 2017 08:31 PM (GsAUU)

9 Lifetime achievement award? Now we know why.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (P/kVC)

10 Oh, how cute! She's on the humble little rowboat that she purchased with the boxtops from the Kaboom! her parents fed her because they couldn't afford better. What a woman of the people! Maybe she should be President.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (4HbHy)

11 So even at 5 she was retarded.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (ZYbzd)

12 She's gonna run for office soon. Guaranteed.

Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (IJX6l)

13 She looks like she's got a face full of dip.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 08:33 PM (8nWyX)

14 Gah! My eyes!!!

Posted by: navybrat at April 24, 2017 08:33 PM (w7KSn)

15 She's gonna run for office soon. Guaranteed.

Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (IJX6l)


And it's gonna be an early night for Chelsea...

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2017 08:33 PM (gwPgz)

16 Gack! That photo is so... so... so dunhamesque!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 24, 2017 08:33 PM (kP16F)

17 What 5 year old knows anything about a president visiting a cemetery? And this was in tje 80s pre internet and shit. 100 percent bullshit story.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (ZYbzd)

18 She wrote that alright.

Last week.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (r58H0)

19 12 She's gonna run for office soon. Guaranteed.
Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (IJX6l)



Oh yes. No two ways about it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (SRKgf)

20 12 She's gonna run for office soon. Guaranteed.
Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (IJX6l)


That is not dead, which doth but sleeping lie.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (CPk08)

21 Why am I thinking about Crisco?

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 08:35 PM (r58H0)

22 Letter I wrote to President Reagan at 5. (I never got a reply). Thank you to all who shared your White House letters.




And the amazing thing is she hasn't intellectually progressed since that time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:35 PM (auHtY)

23 1. I don't believe her.

I'll buy the letter. 10:1 Shrillary dictated it to her.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 08:35 PM (zc3Db)

24 Who is that a pic of next to her name in her tweet?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:35 PM (IDPbH)

25 Just like her mother, she has zero self-awareness to any fashion sense.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 24, 2017 08:35 PM (Ivjge)

26
"Her face is fair to look upon,
She wins our hearts with every smile.
And one could write a book,
About her talent rare and versatile."

- Kern & Hammerstein, Show Boat

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 08:35 PM (+QhzW)

27 12 She's gonna run for office soon. Guaranteed.
Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (IJX6l)

Oh, no doubt about it.
New York does love their liberal dynasties.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (W2wn0)

28 She's gonna run for office soon. Guaranteed.
Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (IJX6l)


Oh yes. No two ways about it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (SRKgf)


Question is, who's the constituency they will deem dumb enough to elect her that doesn't have an option with superior PC hierarchy cred?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (66CWr)

29 Remember that red diaper baby from Maine who wrote to Gorby and got a free trip to the USSR?

That "note" reeks of ghost-writing.

Posted by: logprof at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (GsAUU)

30 I haven't had 5 year olds for 20 years. Is that how 5 year olds really write? And what 5 year old knows enough about Nazis to determine who should or shouldn't go to a cemetery?

Gah these people are nuts.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (Jcg9Q)

31 I wonder how she got her letter back again.

Someone should ask her.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (bZ7mE)

32 17 What 5 year old knows anything about a president visiting a cemetery? And this was in tje 80s pre internet and shit. 100 percent bullshit story.
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (ZYbzd)

It was big news and a controversy at the time.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (IDPbH)

33 Fuck man can we get a trigger warning on pics like that? I just ate for Gods sake.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (ZYbzd)

34 No 5 year old uses that language. I call BS.

Jimmah also did not discuss nuclear weapons with Amy as he claimed in a debate with RWR.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (EZebt)

35 My god, she's gorgeous!

Posted by: CNN at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (r58H0)

36 Sorry; Ace. God exists, IMO, but if being pudgy and white is a sign of God's wrath a lot of women-who are quite nice and, non narcissistic women and not the daughters of the Arkansas mafia are in a while lot of theological trouble. ;^) I wouldn't look good in a bikini either, but Chelsea will not have to wear when when she runs for Senator.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (fDdVG)

37 You know what would be kind of biblical?

Billy's son by the hooker refusing to bed Hubbel's daughter.

They could keep this up, like with a family pair of trees that never cross, for policy, aesthetic, and curse-related reasons.

Posted by: bob at April 24, 2017 08:37 PM (5iPiH)

38 SO... if she sent it to Reagan... why does she have it now?

Posted by: weew at April 24, 2017 08:37 PM (6EH85)

39 Some dildo married that thing in exchange for some Clinton cash and a make believe job as a hedge fund manager.

Good luck, pal.

Posted by: Warden at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (YOnlm)

40 17 What 5 year old knows anything about a president visiting a cemetery? And this was in tje 80s pre internet and shit. 100 percent bullshit story.
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (ZYbzd)


I absolutely detest the way liberals insist on bringing their brats into the mix. Fucking Chelsea did not write that letter, probably at all, but in any certainly not in any capacity apart from amanuensis.

When the elementary school the younger Guevaras attended axed music in a budget cut, they had an essay writing contest that some little half-pint 8 year old bitch won that included the phrase "thank you for bringing music into my life."

Now WTF says like that, except for retarded middle-aged women? If Mom didn't write that shit, I'll piss port wine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (SRKgf)

41
It was big news and a controversy at the time.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (IDPbH)

Im 4 years older than chelsea and i had no clue about any of it. I know of it today because i jeard about the visit many years later. But a 5 year old would not have known or cared.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (ZYbzd)

42 Hillary: "Here's the fucking pencil. Write you little bitch! Write!"

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (+QhzW)

43 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Yoko at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (pbkWd)

44 Holy shit, she looks nothing like the fake pictures of her in the MSM.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (2qHjF)

45 Hard to tell where the boat ends and she begins...

Posted by: Country Singer at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (GUBah)

46 She should sit on an ottoman. Naked.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (IqV8l)

47 I will never give up the conviction that Chelsea is Webb Hubbell's daughter.

Willy shot blanks.

Posted by: vrf at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (BoOqm)

48 She has the body made for a pant suit!

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (2X7pN)

49 Does she even know how mail works?

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (r58H0)

50 She did not write that at age 5. I have a grandson age 5. They do not know contractions. They do not know the variations of "they're, their, there". They don't do commas. They don't do signature lines.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (dFi94)

51 32 17 What 5 year old knows anything about a president visiting a cemetery? And this was in tje 80s pre internet and shit. 100 percent bullshit story.
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (ZYbzd)



===

Also takes after her mother in this regard - ducking sniper fire in Bosnia, being named after Sir Hillary, the
Everest climber, etc.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (Ivjge)

52 Sorry; Ace. God exists
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (fDdVG)


*whispers*

that's not Ace...

Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (8nWyX)

53 Somebody pass the eye bleach please!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (CNHr1)

54 Question is, who's the constituency they will deem dumb enough to elect her that doesn't have an option with superior PC hierarchy cred?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (66CWr)

*cough New cough York cough*

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (Jcg9Q)

55 She looks like she is dipping a fat pinch of Skoal.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (2qHjF)

56 5 She couldn't spell cemetery.
________________

And considering that she claims she could read before she was three, you'd think she'd be a much better speller by age five.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (riF5p)

57 The Barrel is too good for whoever poasted this atrocity.

Like SMOD, you no longer deserve my mercy.

Posted by: The Barrel at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (pbkWd)

58 Amy Carter was a nuclear strategy planner.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (IqV8l)

59 Hey, Chelsea. My 7 y.o. son was forced to write a letter to your dad, the rapist, when he was in elementary school.

He received a photo of Socks, your "beloved" cat for his efforts.

STFU.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (PY9jH)

60 What 5 year old knows anything about a president visiting a cemetery? And this was in tje 80s pre internet and shit. 100 percent bullshit story.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (ZYbzd)


Bill was governor of Arkansas at the time. I have no doubt that he and Shrillary made Chelsea write that letter as part of his own politicking.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (zc3Db)

61 Seriously... how the hell does she have this, if she sent it to Reagan?

Or did they make a photocopy of it before sending it off, which is itself sort of weird. Did they file it away in case it became handy some day?

Posted by: weew at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (6EH85)

62
I'd rather look at the above than what Tucker Carlson just had on. Talk about Lou Grant in a dress.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (aKqWT)

63 Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (8nWyX)

Who is Open Blogger?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:40 PM (fDdVG)

64 I'll buy the letter. 10:1 Shrillary dictated it to her.


Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 08:35 PM


Agreed. Probably never actually sent, though. Why do you think you never got a reply dumbass? It went up on the fridge to wow the Clinton's posse.

Posted by: otho at April 24, 2017 08:40 PM (lmIoG)

65 Well she must have inherited her skill of lying from her mother.

That said, I can see her rising to the level of Senator, but no higher. Depends on how long her mother and father live.

Posted by: Picric at April 24, 2017 08:40 PM (s0VSd)

66 Fuck man can we get a trigger warning on pics like that? I just ate for Gods sake.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (ZYbzd)

Look at the bright side. It looks like she's blocking us from seeing Hillary in a bathing suit.

There's always a bright side.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:40 PM (Jcg9Q)

67 43 Miss me yet?
Posted by: Yoko at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (pbkWd)



Yeah, I did.

I don't what I was thinking.

Posted by: Mark David Chapman at April 24, 2017 08:40 PM (SRKgf)

68 Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (ZYbzd)

Her parents of course. I have no doubt if the letter is real it was at the urging from them to write it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:40 PM (IDPbH)

69 WTF?!? No happy stories with attractive chicks today?!?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 24, 2017 08:40 PM (x1XAV)

70 Who is Open Blogger?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:40 PM (fDdVG)


Warden, in this case. It's in the title line, not after the poat.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (8nWyX)

71 She literally looks like she jumped off the face of a cliff on top of a mountain and landed in tall pines and every branch hit her face on the way down.

Rambo.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (2qHjF)

72 in the Twitter comments:
"Luckily it wasn't emailed, otherwise you'd have never found it"

Posted by: weew at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (6EH85)

73 That pic of Chelsea. Looks like G-d used up all his ugly sticks on that one.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (PY9jH)

74 42 Hillary: "Here's the fucking pencil. Write you little bitch! Write!"
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (+QhzW)

I highly doubt Hillary was caring for Chelsea. Hillary probably had the nanny write it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (u8Ywb)

75 Pity her poor husband.
He marries into the family thinking he is one easy street.
Loses his a** with the greek economy.
The Global Initiative fund is bleeding money now that they no longer have anything to sell.
And he has to wake up next to Chelsea, to boot.

Posted by: navybrat at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (w7KSn)

76 Or did they make a photocopy of it before sending it off, which is itself sort of weird. Did they file it away in case it became handy some day?
Posted by: weew at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (6EH85)



Or did they write it last week, using their non-dominant hand?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (SRKgf)

77 Tech corporations in the SF Bay Area now give all employees unlimited paid time off for the purpose of attending Antifa "rallies" and other pro-immigration activism:

http://www.sfgate.com/business/article/Tech-companies-giving-time-off-for-protests-11087560.php

Every news story I see s literally beyond belief.

Tech firms now pay you to join Antifa!

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (DQ4Fv)

78 31 I wonder how she got her letter back again.

Someone should ask her.

Great point.

Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (IJX6l)

79 I'M BLIND!!!

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (sdi6R)

80 Fuck you.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (LWu6U)

81
Lefties always love to co-opt their chilluns into their causes. See all the examples of little kids holding up "Stay out of my vagina!" signs and such and the various prog rallies and things.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 24, 2017 08:42 PM (aKqWT)

82 Pro Petcare Tip: If your dog looks like Chelsea, shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards

Posted by: Cesear Milan at April 24, 2017 08:42 PM (DpOmP)

83 And in that picture her face looks very much like Bill Clinton. I know it's a big deal for some to insist she's Ward Hubbell's daughter, but i don't accept that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:42 PM (fDdVG)

84 Good G-D I could have done without that last pic.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 08:42 PM (SjImc)

85 We should go after Chelsea's looks and appearance because she is allowing the MSM and others to market and sell her as the most beautiful woman in the world.

She is fair fucking game. Thunderdome!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM (2qHjF)

86 72 in the Twitter comments:
"Luckily it wasn't emailed, otherwise you'd have never found it"
Posted by: weew at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (6EH85)

=======

Hahahahahahaahha!!

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM (r58H0)

87 Thing is, everyone but EVERYONE gets a canned response from the president when they write.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM (yL25O)

88 She looks soooooo much like Webb Hubbell and....





I do not believe she wrote that letter.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM (FTXAT)

89 43 Miss me yet?
Posted by: Yoko at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (pbkWd)


A couple times now. You're skinny and I'm drunk. Hold still, for fuck's sake.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM (CPk08)

90 There was more than a Nazi cemetery there, there were American Airmen there as well. It's where my parents lived when my dad was stationed at Spangdalem.

I don't really believe her about having written the letter either because I wrote one to Reagan in 3rd grade and *did* get an answer (and a signed photo).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM (sEDyY)

91 When did she start dipping snuff?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM (J+eG2)

92 I haven't had 5 year olds for 20 years. Is that how
5 year olds really write?

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (Jcg9Q)
=====================

No. My daughter is exactly Chelsea's age, and is extraordinarily bright. She would not have been able to write that note at age 5, unless highly coached, corrected, and directed. The thought of making a 5 year old write about Nazis makes me sick. And if that's the note she wrote to Reagan, why does she still have it?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM (dFi94)

93 Dear Mr. President,

I understand you're cutting funding for biomedical research. I'd like to request that you exempt research on cures for meaty thighs, in my capacity as President of the Meaty Thighed-American Defense League.

Yours,

Chelsea Clinton

PS: If you can spare some cash for cures of butt-ugliness, I'd appreciate that too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM (SRKgf)

94 "I wonder how she got her letter back again."

It's being archived for the Chelsea Clinton Library.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (jq6X1)

95 Do her husband is

1. Gay

2. Asexual

3. Castrated

Any guesses?

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (ZYbzd)

96 More like, Hillary ordered one of her staffers to write it, and it better damn well look like a five year old wrote it or heads are gonna roll!!!

Posted by: antisocialist at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (W2wn0)

97 Hey. Don't Blame Me... I totally pulled out early

Posted by: Webb Hubbel at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (DpOmP)

98 I need to see a cancelled stamp.

You know.

For posterity.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (r58H0)

99 NO WIRE HANGERS!!!

Posted by: Shrillery at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (n2K+4)

100
Every news story I see s literally beyond belief.
Tech firms now pay you to join Antifa!
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM


They are in a contest.
A race to the bottom.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (IqV8l)

101 The last time I saw a lower lip like that, it had a hook in it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (PY9jH)

102 75 Pity her poor husband.
He marries into the family thinking he is one easy street.
Loses his a** with the greek economy.
The Global Initiative fund is bleeding money now that they no longer have anything to sell.
And he has to wake up next to Chelsea, to boot.
Posted by: navybrat at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (w7KSn)

--Nah, no pity. The dude spawned offspring with her.

There shall be no karmic satiation for that.

Posted by: logprof at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (GsAUU)

103 Ok, Chelsea doesn't like NAZIs...got it.

What does she think of people who take money that is supposed to go to the poor and instead use it on their own wedding?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (aZq03)

104 I'm taking back the entire Chelsea blow job thing. And the sex tape winning her POTUS in 2020.

She looks like she has the advanced stages of Kuru.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (2qHjF)

105 His wrath is mighty indeed.
***
Why is Webb Hubbell wearing a bikini?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (aZq03)

106 Why haven't we seen pics of Chelsea's hell spawn?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (PY9jH)

107 What someone needs to do is get a job at one of these companies, then tell the boss you need some paid time off to go to immigration rallies, then get the approval and some hugs and high-fives, and THEN reveal that you'll be joining Based Stickman to crack some Antifa skull.

Of course, you've already hired lawyers ahead of time so that when you get fired, you sue for political discrimination and damages within minutes of your termination.

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (DQ4Fv)

108 Any guesses?
______________

4. Greedy and willing to do anything for that sweet, sweet Clinton Cash.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (riF5p)

109 Last time I saw a lower lip like that it had a plate in it

Posted by: David Attenborough at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (6EH85)

110 Pity her poor husband.
He marries into the family thinking he is one easy street.
Loses his a** with the greek economy.
The Global Initiative fund is bleeding money now that they no longer have anything to sell.
And he has to wake up next to Chelsea, to boot.

Posted by: navybrat at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (w7KSn)

We all have a price. His was clearly met.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (Jcg9Q)

111 So left wing kids are writing letters to the President

Right wing normal kids are out playing sports, throwing snowballs at cars, ringing doorbells and running away, and trying to sneak peeks at the other sex neked! Ya know good old American Fun

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 08:46 PM (SjImc)

112 Pssst! Hey, buddy, want to buy some Greek bonds. I've got a deal for ya!

Posted by: Chelsea's Hubbie at April 24, 2017 08:46 PM (aKqWT)

113 What does she think of people who take money that is supposed to go to the poor and instead use it on their own wedding?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (aZq03)


Probably thinks the same of them as she does of people who cover for serial rapists.

For instance.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 08:46 PM (CPk08)

114 Dear Chelsea,

I got your letter. I just wanted to write back to say "fuck you, you homely bitch." Next time make your letter more believable.

Also, while your dad will get blow jobs in the Oval Office, your mom will never be President.

Yours,

Ronald Reagan

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:46 PM (SRKgf)

115 95 Do her husband is

1. Gay

2. Asexual

3. Castrated

Any guesses?

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (ZYbzd)

Gimp locked in a box in the basement.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:46 PM (2qHjF)

116 Why haven't we seen pics of Chelsea's hell spawn?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (PY9jH)


hIleRraY!1!! sure seemed... rejuvenated when she left the apartment after faceplanting into a van...

Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 08:46 PM (8nWyX)

117 110 Pity her poor husband.
He marries into the family thinking he is one easy street.
Loses his a** with the greek economy.
The Global Initiative fund is bleeding money now that they no longer have anything to sell.
And he has to wake up next to Chelsea, to boot.

Posted by: navybrat at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (w7KSn)

We all have a price. His was clearly met.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (Jcg9Q)



The Devil has a sense of humor

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 08:46 PM (SjImc)

118
And if that's the note she wrote to Reagan, why does she still have it?
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM


Returned for insufficient postage?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (IqV8l)

119 There are just things that now can never be unseen.

That a whole lot of white priviledge hanging out there.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (/P46o)

120 She sure is pale in that pic.

You know who else was pale??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (PY9jH)

121 This is what a week of boob grab art threads leads to.

Balance.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (yL25O)

122 Why did god make a mouth like that?

Posted by: The Platypus at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (J+eG2)

123 I want to hear about Chelsea's opinions on menstruation and bikini camel toes.

Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (TNQMS)

124 See all the examples of little kids holding up "Stay out of my vagina!" signs and such and the various prog rallies and things.

Those never work.

Posted by: Lena Dunham's Sister at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (pbkWd)

125 Do her husband is

1. Gay

2. Asexual

3. Castrated

Any guesses?

Posted by: #neverskankles


4. Completely aware of the tap root that is transnational elitism and the rewards there in ... oh, and the opportunities to grind the little people into dust - priceless.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (GgzGa)

126 Dear President Clinton,

Don't make that intern go into your pants.

It's not nice to shoot jizz on pretty dresses.


-Chelsea Clinton

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (8b+oT)

127 time I saw a lower lip like that it had a plate in it
Posted by: David Attenborough at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (6EH85)

I almost shit myself laughing when I read this.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (2qHjF)

128 If she wrote and sent that letter, how does she have it when she didn't get a reply?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (sEDyY)

129 'Last time I saw a lower lip like that it had a plate in it
Posted by: David Attenborough'

You guys are mean. Carry on.

Posted by: freaked at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (BO/km)

130 83 And in that picture her face looks very much like Bill Clinton. I know it's a big deal for some to insist she's Ward Hubbell's daughter, but i don't accept that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:42 PM (fDdVG)

She looks like Hubbell in that pic to me. She also looks like Hubbell's daughters.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (IDPbH)

131 92 I haven't had 5 year olds for 20 years. Is that how
5 year olds really write?

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (Jcg9Q)

Not the five year olds of her generation. She's only a few years older than my oldest two, and when they were five, we were going through "whole language" and "phonics are bad" and such. So, no, that's not how five year olds in 1985 wrote.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (W2wn0)

132 54 Question is, who's the constituency they will deem dumb enough to elect her that doesn't have an option with superior PC hierarchy cred?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (66CWr)

*cough New cough York cough*
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (Jcg9Q)


And New Yorkers are the smartest, most sophisticated people in the country. Just ask them.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (sdi6R)

133 Is that actually CC? What's going on with her lower lip?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (hJrjt)

134 Deer President Raygun (my mom calls you that)

I just saw sound of music and rolf is cute and stuff but why did you go to the nazi cemetary after they made rolf tell on the kids?

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton, Age 5 at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (AOrEZ)

135

I think she's hot.

Posted by: lena dunham at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (lmIoG)

136 Warden

Naked mole rats are going to kill you in your sleep for that insult.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (J+eG2)

137 Whoever is responsible for posting that picture owes me a new vat of brain bleach.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (RMVa2)

138 Anybody know a kid in kindergarten that writes contractions? Me neither.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (dFi94)

139 129 'Last time I saw a lower lip like that it had a plate in it
Posted by: David Attenborough'

The last time I saw a lower lip like that it was on Webb Hubbell.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (IDPbH)

140

The hills are annoyed with the sound of Chelsea

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (auHtY)

141 This thing is clearly an assignment in a workbook. Also clearly not torn out of said book.

So even if she wrote it at the coaching of her teacher or Beelzebub or whomever, it was for a class assignment and never went into an envelope.

But she's going to go ahead and ignore how blatantly stupid this play is and imply she mailed it.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (yL25O)

142 In the above photograph, she does, indeed, resemble Bubba. Maybe he was the sperm donor, after all.

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (5gUS+)

143 I'll never forget the day little D'oh came home from school and asked, "Mommy, what's a blow job?"

After I picked myself up off the floor, I said, "Ask your dad when he gets home."

Thank your rapey dad for me, Chelsea. You stupid, vapid, ignorant, entitled, dumbass, ugly bitch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (PY9jH)

144 Didn't she have some plastic surgery around college age?

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (f8ilN)

145 Bill was governor of Arkansas at the time. I have
no doubt that he and Shrillary made Chelsea write that letter as part of
his own politicking.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (zc3Db)


That might be believable but then... why does she have the letter? wouldn't it have been in some landfill for the last 32 years?

Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (FTXAT)

146 Is that actually CC? What's going on with her lower lip?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM


she's dippin' snuff

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (KCxzN)

147 I'm insulted that she thinks we are this stupid.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (PFy0L)

148 133 Is that actually CC? What's going on with her lower lip?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (hJrjt)


It's full of krill.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (yL25O)

149 I'd totally hit that ...

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at April 24, 2017 08:51 PM (ZcAbN)

150 Is that actually CC? What's going on with her lower lip?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (hJrjt)


Fisherman mistook her for a large mouth bass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:51 PM (PY9jH)

151 That's a nice face she's making.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 08:51 PM (SjImc)

152 Lena Clinton or Chelsea Dunham in that picture?

Posted by: t-bird at April 24, 2017 08:51 PM (eeTCA)

153 what a nice looking young lady.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 24, 2017 08:51 PM (wmaTe)

154 That there is a Hubble. No mistake about it. ~grabs eye bleach~

Posted by: oddnot at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (g1MTt)

155
I'm insulted that she thinks we are this stupid.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM


Three million votes

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (IqV8l)

156 Marry, f*ck, kill:

Chelsea

Lena

Yoko

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (PY9jH)

157 She looks nothing like our father.

*sad face*

Posted by: Danny Williams at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (2qHjF)

158 She could look like an idealized version of the cross-product of Galadriel and Helen, and still be considered a purposely obtuse numpty, right?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (GgzGa)

159 Call me Ishmael.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton's husband at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (GsAUU)

160 She looks like Bubba in Forrest Gump.

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (5gUS+)

161 You know who else mixes caps and small letters? Besides ransom note writers?

Posted by: t-bird at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (eeTCA)

162 Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (auHtY)


LOL. Please use some other Sound of Music lines. We can make it a theme. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (fDdVG)

163
144 Didn't she have some plastic surgery around college age?
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (f8ilN)

Thats the AFTER pic?

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (ZYbzd)

164 DeEr Presidint CliNton,

Seegars are for smoking NOT poking.

Sin seer ly

Chelsea

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (r58H0)

165 Naked mole rats are offended.

Posted by: teh Wind at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (x2bNT)

166 Re: The pic.

Why?

Why you hate me?

Why you punish me?

Is it the self-touching? Are you mad at me for that?

'cause I can stop.

Or at least stop telling you about it...

OTOH, at least it's not a Dunham Dumping pic, so, small favors and all that.

Posted by: Captain Comic at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (eMOdX)

167 Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (5gUS+)

Google just Webb Hubbell and you first thing posted is a pic with the same lower lip .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (IDPbH)

168 And in that picture her face looks very much like
Bill Clinton. I know it's a big deal for some to insist she's Ward
Hubbell's daughter, but i don't accept that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:42 PM (fDdVG)



She looks like Hubbell in that pic to me. She also looks like Hubbell's daughters.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (IDPbH)

I see no resemblance to Bill and never have.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (FTXAT)

169 I would so hit that... do you like baseball Chelsea???

Posted by: Al Capone in The Untouchables at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (DpOmP)

170 Didn't she have some plastic surgery around college age?

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (f8ilN)

============================



Yes, nose and chin I believe.


Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (dFi94)

171 75 Pity her poor husband.
He marries into the family thinking he is one easy street.
Loses his a** with the greek economy.

Posted by: navybrat at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (w7KSn)



WTF is stupid enough to invest in the Greek economy? I think a more likely scenario is get people to make this "investment," then channel the money to the Clinton Foundation and/or DNC, using the dire Greek economy as cover. Of course they don't get their money back; the Greek economy is in the shitter. Everybody knows that.

From this perspective, it's much Hillary's coup in the futures market, which was an obvious money-laundering dodge.

Make sense, or too paranoid?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (SRKgf)

172 Last time I saw a lower lip like that it had a plate in it

Posted by: David Attenborough at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (6EH85)




It's like the Hapsburg lip. Maybe she's the reincarnation of Charles II of Spain

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (auHtY)

173 12 She's gonna run for office soon. Guaranteed.

Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (IJX6l)

=============

She should be a shoo-in to take over and run Cuba, Venezuela, or both.

Posted by: ShainS at April 24, 2017 08:54 PM (ZcAbN)

174 Yes, yes, repopulate the world, I get it. Okay.
But after that, no.
In fairness, she probably would think the same after getting a gander of me Dunloping my speedo.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 24, 2017 08:54 PM (e1mEI)

175 She also looks like Hubbell's daughters.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (IDPbH)


I didn't know Webb had other daughters. You're right, she does look like them.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 24, 2017 08:54 PM (GUBah)

176 I would not be shocked to learn she has a set of gills and lives of plankton from the sea.

Posted by: Danny Williams at April 24, 2017 08:54 PM (2qHjF)

177 Dear President Clinton,

I have seen the Star Report.

What is, "oral / anal contact"?


-Chelsea Clinton

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 08:54 PM (8b+oT)

178 The Clintons are obviously experts at record keeping and preserving documents.

There's no doubt in the world that they've had this precious memory saved lo these many years.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 24, 2017 08:54 PM (Od+LM)

179 128 Polliwog the Ette

A letter written to the President by CHELSEA CLINTON is obviously of great historical importance and must be recorded for all future generations to venerate. Hillary, destined for greatness herself, had the insight to recognize the value of this epistle and obviously had photocopies made before placing it in the care of the post office.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (RMVa2)

180 The Hilllls and her thighs
Have passed on to Chelsea
The Bills and his lies
Have past on too

Posted by: freaked at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (BO/km)

181 A doe a deer a female beer gut

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (IDPbH)

182 Whoever is responsible for posting that picture owes me a new vat of brain bleach.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (RMVa2)

Here, this will do in the meantime:

http://www.eyebleach.com/

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (Jcg9Q)

183 She can run for office, she'll hopefully catch the dog-catchers van...

Posted by: Cesear Milan at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (DpOmP)

184 144 Didn't she have some plastic surgery around college age?
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (f8ilN)



Good God, this the after picture?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (SRKgf)

185 Dear mR President,...

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (r58H0)

186 I'm going to Chelsea Hell. When I was ta Yerp, I visited a couple of "Nazi" cemeteries. The one down the hill from Patton in Luxembourg is especially moving. I was with my father, the last man out of Krinkelt, driver of the third truck across the Ludendorff Bridge, liberator of a death camp, and he wasn't ashamed to be there either. But, we are no Chelsea Clinton, Age Five.

While I was at it, I also had lunch with a whole room full of German veterans ("ex-Nazis"), and I have to say, the Nazis bought the beer. Further, I spent a long afternoon drinking Goldwasser with an ex-Wehrmacht officer, and felt I'd learned something from the experience, but mostly, don't drink Goldwasser all afternoon. I'm practically SS, in her 5-year-old eyes.

I wrote a letter to Chelsea's dad, when he apologized for the US Army not moving fast enough to liberate those death camps. I asked my father about that and he told me "Jesus Christ, we were going as fast as we could."

I never got an answer. From her dad.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (H5rtT)

187 Seriously who saves shit from kindergarten? I mean come on.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (ZYbzd)

188 The only reason to marry into the Clinton Crime Syndicate?

Hookers and blow ...

Posted by: Marc Mezvinsky at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (ZcAbN)

189 Well, at least she blocked the view of Hitlery in a swim suit for us.

Posted by: L, Elle at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (Rsi2C)

190 Yeesh. Isn't Chelsea a little young to be not aging well already?

Posted by: ericinva at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (yaCRz)

191 She wrote that letter in the Oval Office. On her dad's desk. With someone's head banging on it from underneath.

Hence, the messy penmanship.

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (fWLrt)

192 She looks like that dude from the first X-Men movie who walked out of the ocean.

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (8b+oT)

193 When you google or bing mouth breather, this image of Chelsea should be #1.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (2qHjF)

194 Words fail. What a thoroughly repulsive creature, inside and out. And she has sycophants. I never had sycophants. Why can't I have sycophants?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (0mRoj)

195 Hence, the messy penmanship.

Posted by: Roy
---
HA!!!

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (8b+oT)

196 LOL. Please use some other Sound of Music lines. We can make it a theme. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (fDdVG)



How do you solve a problem like Chelsea?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (auHtY)

197 43 Miss me yet?
Posted by: Yoko at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (pbkWd)


Yeah, I did.

I don't what I was thinking.
Posted by: Mark David Chapman

Ok- way too much laughing now

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (CL76w)

198 Nice picture. See what happens to someone when they swallow their bile for years?

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 08:57 PM (fWLrt)

199 Passed not past. Now I'm pthist

Posted by: freaked at April 24, 2017 08:57 PM (BO/km)

200 I think we know who spurning plover is now.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:57 PM (IDPbH)

201
That face. Eureka! I can make a penis out of that.

Posted by: Dr. Elmer Belt at April 24, 2017 08:57 PM (aKqWT)

202 Didn't she have some plastic surgery around college age?

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (f8ilN)



She's probably had more work done than Bruce Jenner

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:57 PM (auHtY)

203 182
Here, this will do in the meantime:

http://www.eyebleach.com/
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (Jcg9Q)


That works. Click on "Kid Bleach" there too.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (sdi6R)

204 156 Jane Doh

I would have to change that game to Kill, Kill, Kill, set the bodies on fire and then nuke it from orbit, just to be sure.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (RMVa2)

205 187 Seriously who saves shit from kindergarten? I mean come on.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (ZYbzd)

==========

I'll bet she kept her first bloody sheets, too -- like I did.

Posted by: Ashley Judd at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (ZcAbN)

206 202 Didn't she have some plastic surgery around college age?

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (f8ilN)



She's probably had more work done than Bruce Jenner
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:57 PM (auHtY)

It didn't take, apparently.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (0mRoj)

207 167 Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (5gUS+)

Google just Webb Hubbell and you first thing posted is a pic with the same lower lip .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (IDPbH)


Google "pelican eel" and you will get an even better match. Frankly, I find it more likely that HRC was impregnated by an osteichthys than by any described amniote.



Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (CPk08)

208 Pass the eye bleach.

Ah fuck it, I'm gonna drink it!!

Posted by: Please SMOD Make it Quick at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (c5sfq)

209 A doe a deer a female beer gut

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (IDPbH)

LMAO.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (Jcg9Q)

210 Shit. Democrat presidents make some fugly-ass daughters! - Amy Carter

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (8b+oT)

211 Pictured above: An extremely rare albino naked mole-rat.




She should get the albino mole rat life time achievement award

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (auHtY)

212 Here's another pic from that same outing that really shows Chelsea's inner beauty.

http://tinyurl.com/n5ser2s

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 08:59 PM (R+30W)

213 When Chelsea Clinton rubbed 120 SPF lotion into her skin, all sunspot activity ceased indefinitely.

Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2017 08:59 PM (TNQMS)

214 She had the fat in her head put in her thighs!

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at April 24, 2017 08:59 PM (2X7pN)

215 Where are the pun masters when you need them? We need puns and take offs on The Sound Of Music re "The Quiet man's" excellent contributions. or any other song in the SOM would do. Any about Nazis?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:59 PM (fDdVG)

216 144 Didn't she have some plastic surgery around college age?

It appears she had a large polyethylene pail attached to her ass. So, yes to plastic surgery.

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 08:59 PM (fWLrt)

217 Hence, the messy penmanship.

Posted by: Roy



I was wondering which foot she wrote it with.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:00 PM (SRKgf)

218 194
I never had sycophants. Why can't I have sycophants?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (0mRoj)


There's usually a psycho pants pic linked in the book thread.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 09:00 PM (sdi6R)

219 http://tinyurl.com/n5ser2s



Oh. My. God.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 09:00 PM (TdMsT)

220 "I see no resemblance to Bill and never have."

You ever see Bill in a swimsuit?

Pasty white fat upper legs.


Of course, I'm guessing Webb has the same look.

And if we're going just by resemblance


Howdy Doodie gets a card from her every Father's Day.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 09:00 PM (J+eG2)

221 #neverscankles- Future Presidential Library material.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 09:00 PM (/P46o)

222 I was wondering which foot she wrote it with.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

The one with the smaller hoof.

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (fWLrt)

223 Make sense, or too paranoid?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (SRKgf)


Does make sense.

Dem Governor of NJ killed off a hedge fund too right? VA?

Hiding contributions as hedge fund losses. Hmmmmm.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (yL25O)

224 #neverskankles-

Yeah, I think she had some chin shaved off and believe it or not, she once had more prominent chipmunk cheeks.
Google high school pictures of her. I feel bad for her in that respect.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (f8ilN)

225 I'll bet she kept her first bloody sheets, too -- like I did.
Posted by: Ashley Judd at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (ZcAbN)


But bad penismonsters made her feel ashamed so she had to carry them around in a backpack, or whatever BS she made up.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (8nWyX)

226 "59 Hey, Chelsea. My 7 y.o. son was forced to write a letter to your dad, the rapist, when he was in elementary school.

He received a photo of Socks, your "beloved" cat for his efforts.

STFU."

My son's Eagle Scout certificate is perfection except for the fact that it was signed by Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Tuna at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (jm1YL)

227 >>>The last time I saw a lower lip like that, it had a hook in it.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (PY9jH)<<<

Wonder what happened?

She better put some ice on it.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (Od+LM)

228 212 Here's another pic from that same outing that really shows Chelsea's inner beauty.

http://tinyurl.com/n5ser2s

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 08:59 PM (R+30W)



Whatever Mezvinsky pere's sins are, junior has definitely done penance for them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (SRKgf)

229 Here's another pic from that same outing that really shows Chelsea's inner beauty.

http://tinyurl.com/n5ser2s



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 08:59 PM (R+30W)
========================

Oh my. That's ..... unfortunate.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (dFi94)

230 Pass the eye gouger, please.

AOSHQ has a braille version, right?

Posted by: weew at April 24, 2017 09:02 PM (6EH85)

231 212 Here's another pic from that same outing that really shows Chelsea's inner beauty.

http://tinyurl.com/n5ser2s

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 08:59 PM (R+30W)

I hate you.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 09:02 PM (0mRoj)

232 That picture is not one of my favorite things.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 09:02 PM (IDPbH)

233 Please don't go in the cemetery. It's full of my parent's enemies.

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 09:02 PM (8b+oT)

234 http://www.eyebleach.com/

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (Jcg9Q)

For once, glad I clicked on a site linked at AoS!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2017 09:02 PM (gwPgz)

235
Dear President Reagan,

I watched Hogan's Heroes last night. The Germans seem very stupid. How did they take over so much of Europe? Give my regards to Sgt. Schultz.

Chelsea Hubbell Clinton

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 09:02 PM (auHtY)

236 Back in 2000, my workmate told me that her daughter wrote to Reagan back then, asking him why was he killing her brother (her brother was sick and she was told Reagan was evil incarnate or something). So ... I'm thinking that when Reagan was president there must have been "kids lecture the president in a letter" initiatives - at the school level ... just nonsense, so that someday, people could yammer about it.

Posted by: JCL at April 24, 2017 09:03 PM (knARk)

237 It rubs the lotion on its skin
or else it gets the hose again

Posted by: Buffalo Hill at April 24, 2017 09:03 PM (DpOmP)

238 Dear poster of photo:

thanks for the upchuck.....gives me a jump start on the diet I've been meaning to start.

Then again, that photo is an eye-worm of cosmic proportions.

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at April 24, 2017 09:03 PM (oBuXO)

239 219 http://tinyurl.com/n5ser2s

Oh. My. God.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 09:00 PM (TdMsT)


You have to feel sorry for the local marine life.

Where is PETA when for once you really need them?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (SRKgf)

240 My daughter wrote stuff when she was that age...usually on the walls

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (SjImc)

241 In case nobody else mentioned it, Yahoo puked up all over itself the other day trying to oogie woogie about some banal tripe this strange ugly puppet turned jr. capa squeaked out on twatter.

This shite is getting juuuuust a bit obvious.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (1aMQH)

242 Doe, a deer, a OH MY GOD MY EYES!

Posted by: freaked at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (BO/km)

243 I really don't care what Chelsea looks like, You don't have to be attractive to be politician. I care that she's vacuous and shallow "I could never really care about money", doesn't seem particularly bright, is probably lying about writing this letter and has never disowned any of the things her corrupt parents have done

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (fDdVG)

244
148 133 Is that actually CC? What's going on with her lower lip?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (hJrjt)

It's full of krill.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (yL25O)






Owww. Ice cream up the nose.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (cuZZW)

245 She is a lesbian. 100% certain.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (2qHjF)

246 Dem Governor of NJ killed off a hedge fund too right? VA?

Hiding contributions as hedge fund losses. Hmmmmm.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (yL25O)

MF Global.

John Corzine.

Still walks free.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (Jcg9Q)

247 and when I was five years old I wrote a letter to Penthouse Forum to object to their lack of letters from five year olds.

This is like Hillary's story about trying to join the Marines or her story about wanting to be an astronaut when she was like ten years old.

back around 1995, William Safire caused a dust up when he described Hillary as a congenital liar, and the libs stuttered, "are you say she inherited this from her parents??" In the case of Hillary and Chelsea, that might be the case.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 24, 2017 09:05 PM (b7fwp)

248 Didn't Chelsea recently help pull in donations for "Save the Whales"?

as professional courtesy.

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 09:05 PM (fWLrt)

249 Just a pinch between your cheek and gum. Or a handful. Either or.

Posted by: Chelsea "Walt Garrison" Clinton at April 24, 2017 09:05 PM (kTF2Z)

250 Chelsea's indian name is: Swims With Manatee

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at April 24, 2017 09:05 PM (DpOmP)

251 Stripes are slimming. (for values less than or equal to 165)

You know what else is slimming?

Not eating a pint of Haagen Dazs every day cuz your Mom is a corrupt globalist treasonous witch ... THAT too is slimming. More slimming.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 24, 2017 09:05 PM (TmCOq)

252 Is that called chumming the water or mining the harbor?

Posted by: freaked at April 24, 2017 09:05 PM (BO/km)

253 http://tinyurl.com/n5ser2s







Oh. My. God.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian
----
Damn you, curiosity!

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 09:06 PM (8b+oT)

254 Apparently I was about the 16th Hordling To wonder how she sent a letter and kept it too.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 24, 2017 09:06 PM (sEDyY)

255 No way can I put "A will of a wisp" with Chelsea.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 09:06 PM (/P46o)

256 "219 http://tinyurl.com/n5ser2s

Oh. My. God.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 09:00 PM (TdMsT) "

Oh...THAT lower lip!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (J+eG2)

257 I wouldn't bang her with Chuck Schumer's dick. Lord that is fat and ugly.

Posted by: Won't Pass The Sniff Test at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (Sda6L)

258
Was there a fake news contrived controversy about Reagan visiting a German cemetery or something??

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (ENsfj)

259 Dem Governor of NJ killed off a hedge fund too right? VA?

Hiding contributions as hedge fund losses. Hmmmmm.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (yL25O)

MF Global.

John Corzine.

Still walks free.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (Jcg9Q)


Corzine didn't kill a hedge fund. He made stupid bets, lost his shirt, and then stole money from investors to pay it off.

And, as you said, free as a bird.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (zc3Db)

260 Well, I can check whale watching off my things to do before I die list.

Posted by: DaveD at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (CesFO)

261
138 Anybody know a kid in kindergarten that writes contractions? Me neither.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (dFi94)

I noticed that too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (u8Ywb)

262 Great, after seeing those pictures I'm going to have nightmares for the rest the week.

Posted by: dantesed at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (88xKn)

263 http://tinyurl.com/n5ser2s

*fyumbleds ovber keuyboerd*

Dman, i wisjh i'D lerwnsd touvh tuyping wjen I hasd thew chnxce.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 09:08 PM (sdi6R)

264 Science should make a Chelsea Clinton and Amy Carter monster baby.

Just for shits and grins. But mostly shits.

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 09:08 PM (8b+oT)

265 I love Chelsea Clinton because she makes me look like Madame Curie!

Posted by: The Incredibly Stupid Sarah Silverman at April 24, 2017 09:08 PM (qJhUV)

266 254 Apparently I was about the 16th Hordling To wonder how she sent a letter and kept it too.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 24, 2017 09:06 PM (sEDyY)



Easy. Reagan wiped his ass with it and sent it back.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:08 PM (SRKgf)

267
I really don't care what Chelsea looks like, You don't have to be
attractive to be politician. I care that she's vacuous and shallow "I
could never really care about money", doesn't seem particularly bright,
is probably lying about writing this letter and has never disowned any
of the things her corrupt parents have done

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (fDdVG)

All of that is more important than her looks.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:08 PM (FTXAT)

268 Was there a fake news contrived controversy about Reagan visiting a German cemetery or something??

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (ENsfj)


Bitburg.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:08 PM (zc3Db)

269 Looks like a letter some adult would forge as a child's letter to someone.


The indiscriminate capital letters and bullshit point straight to fake, fake, fake.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 24, 2017 09:08 PM (/o9Qk)

270 255 No way can I put "A will of a wisp" with Chelsea.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 09:06 PM (/P46o)


If "will o' the wisp"s are constructed out of an emulsion of egg white, sugar and hydrogenated vegetable oil, there is still an outside possibility.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 09:08 PM (CPk08)

271 I'm sure someone back in the day made the joke but it just came to me. It would have been perfect if delivered by Bush 43 when he was getting badgered at a press conference.

Something to the effect of ' I thought children of Presidents were off limits to criticism'

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (IDPbH)

272
Der Mr President,

I have seen "Star Wars"
The Tusken Raiders don't look like very nice people. Please don't visit their cemetery.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (ENsfj)

273 Someone up thread already mentioned it but she does look like she has a chew in her mouth. Where's her spit cup?

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (u8Ywb)

274 Granted, not every woman is pretty. But I'm sick of the media telling us how glamorous and attractive and sexy the Clinton women are. I have eyes, you know. I wish they would stop trying to sell a defective product. Don't tell me someone is Number 6 on the glamour 100, when they look like a carp.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (dFi94)

275 Cap'n, there be whale sign.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (wTwJ2)

276 WTF is stupid enough to invest in the Greek economy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS0w3Wkric8

This guy, right here.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (H5rtT)

277 Damn you, curiosity!


Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 09:06 PM (8b+oT)

Hey, I fled to Mars so I wouldn't have to see it. Don't blame me!

Posted by: Curiousity Rover at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (GUBah)

278 252 Is that called chumming the water or mining the harbor?
Posted by: freaked at April 24, 2017 09:05 PM (BO/km)



Neither. Water pollution.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (SRKgf)

279 Corzine didn't kill a hedge fund. He made stupid bets, lost his shirt, and then stole money from investors to pay it off.

And, as you said, free as a bird.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (zc3Db)

Ok ok, it wasn't a hedge fund. It was a trading firm.

Soooorrrrryyyyy!!

: )

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (Jcg9Q)

280 I think of Sound of Music when thinking of Chelsea's mother on Election Night....

SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WIEDERSEHEN, GOOD NIIIIGHT!

Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2017 09:10 PM (AOrEZ)

281
Oh. My. God.



Posted by: Ladylibertarian
----
Damn you, curiosity!


Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 09:06 PM


Word.

Posted by: Blind Zombie Cat at April 24, 2017 09:10 PM (AOEg6)

282 As another Moron observed a while back about a previous Chelsea picture, you couldn't tell the difference between a BJ and buggery with her.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 24, 2017 09:10 PM (aKqWT)

283 That letter used Microsoft Word kerning for that font, right?

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 09:10 PM (fWLrt)

284 "How do you solve a problem like Chelsea?" Nuke it.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 09:10 PM (/P46o)

285 Thar she blows! A frump like a snow hill!

Posted by: Capt. Ahab at April 24, 2017 09:10 PM (Od+LM)

286 What ever you do, don't let the guys at Jurrasic Park get ahold of her DNA

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at April 24, 2017 09:10 PM (DpOmP)

287 Dear Mr. President,

I have seen The Sound of Music and the Nazis don't look like very nice people.

But my mom says they have some really good ideas about eugenics, socialism and gun control.

Don't jizz on pretty dresses.

Sincerely,

Chelsea Clinton

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 09:11 PM (8b+oT)

288
Apparently I was about the 16th Hordling To wonder how she sent a letter and kept it too.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 24, 2017 09:06 PM


Click on it and it takes you to the Twitter page with the answer from Chelsea.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 09:11 PM (IqV8l)

289 Bitburg.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:08 PM (zc3Db)

THAT'S FUNNY CAUSE THAT'S THE SAME NAME OF THE CITY I PLAY FOR!!!!

Posted by: Country Boy channeling Ben Rothlisberger at April 24, 2017 09:11 PM (Jcg9Q)

290 274 Granted, not every woman is pretty. But I'm sick of the media telling us how glamorous and attractive and sexy the Clinton women are. I have eyes, you know. I wish they would stop trying to sell a defective product. Don't tell me someone is Number 6 on the glamour 100, when they look like a carp.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (dFi94)

Well, look at all the success they had telling us what a fashionista the Wookie was.

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2017 09:12 PM (5gUS+)

291 Owww. Ice cream up the nose.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (cuZZW)


So glad someone got it, but not that way.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 09:12 PM (yL25O)

292 276 WTF is stupid enough to invest in the Greek economy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS0w3Wkric8

This guy, right here.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (H5rtT)



"I never loved a man more than you?" From a Greek?? Watch yourself!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:12 PM (SRKgf)

293 Erasing the mail from my illegal server
Laughing my ass off 'bout Chris Stevens' murder
Boxes of baby parts tied up with string
These are a few of my favorite things

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 09:12 PM (0mRoj)

294 243 I really don't care what Chelsea looks like, You don't have to be attractive to be politician. I care that she's vacuous and shallow "I could never really care about money", doesn't seem particularly bright, is probably lying about writing this letter and has never disowned any of the things her corrupt parents have done
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (fDdVG)

I'm not being mean but, Mom, is that you?

You have the voice of my conscience and mother telling me this is not nice and unnecessary.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:12 PM (u8Ywb)

295 This is what you get when Webb screws Hillary in the ass.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 09:12 PM (+QhzW)

296 I call on the Clintons to release the rest of the letter:

"The Nazis don't look like very nice people. Please don't go to their cemetery unless they are willing to make a six-figure donation to the Foundation. Or perhaps some classic artwork of, um, unknown provenance. Please have them contact H. Rodham, Treasurer & Curator.

Thank you in advance for your most generous contribution,

Chelsea Clinton, child beard for Mom & Dad's Graft Factory

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (Ndje9)

297 Dear Mr. President,

I saw my daddy stick his something is a woman's mouth. It didn't look very nice.


Sincerely,

Chelsea Clinton

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (auHtY)

298 Gotta admit she makes celibacy seem an attractive option.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (hJrjt)

299 Don't tell me someone is Number 6 on the glamour 100, when they look like a carp.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (dFi94)


I'd rather fuck a carp than Chelsea.

Chelsea wouldn't even make #6 on a list of carps.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (zc3Db)

300 Was there a fake news contrived controversy about Reagan visiting a German cemetery or something??

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (ENsfj)

It wasn't fake but it was stupid... he laid a wreath at the tomb of the unknown German soldiers that apparently contained the remains of several SS in addition to remains from other German wars.

Yet another reason why that letter is fake? The visit to the cemetery, and the wreath laying, were not announced ahead of time so a letter telling the Reagan not to visit makes no sense.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (FTXAT)

301 My eyes! By Grapthar's hammer, I avenge thee!

Posted by: MAGA at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (LQ1Q3)

302 Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (Ndje9)


LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (fDdVG)

303 I kinda feel sorry for her. Probably had miserable childhood, seeing whose daughter she was.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (bZ7mE)

304 >> This is what you get when Webb screws
>> Hillary in the ass.

Correction: when Hillary screws Webb in the ass.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 24, 2017 09:14 PM (aKqWT)

305 There's a context to this that once again shows the Clintons on the wrong side of history.

Reagan had committed to visiting the Bitburg German soldier cemetery as part of a show of unity with West Germany against the Soviets. The Cold War was still a very real thing.

Beforehand Media discovered and made a big deal that some of the buried soldiers had been Waffen SS. A lot of pressure was put on Reagan to cancel, including by American Jews, but Reagan went through with it.

Bigger picture and all.

I never thought the Wall would fall in my lifetime, let alone six years after Bitburg

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 09:14 PM (bQxkN)

306 Christ, now I need to look at nude pictures of Lena Dunham to get that image out of my head.

Posted by: gewa76 at April 24, 2017 09:14 PM (f4GSC)

307 "Bonzo goes to bitburg then goes out for a cup of tea
As Chelsea watched it on TV somehow it really bothered her
Drank in all the bars in town for an extended foreign policy
Pick up the pieces
Chelsea's brain is hanging upside down, she needs something to slow her down
Ooh yeah, Chelsea's brain is hanging upside down and she needs something to slow me down".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2017 09:15 PM (5VlCp)

308 Yet another reason why that letter is fake? The
visit to the cemetery, and the wreath laying, were not announced ahead
of time so a letter telling the Reagan not to visit makes no sense.


Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (FTXAT)
=======================

That, I did not know. Interesting, innit?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:15 PM (dFi94)

309 I'm sure the original plastic surgeon said "there is not much I can do to fix this."

Posted by: Infidel at April 24, 2017 09:15 PM (uKRys)

310 "I kinda feel sorry for her."

No reason for her to get revenge on us.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 09:15 PM (+QhzW)

311 If she mailed the letter, why is it in her possession? Um, er, uh, um. A-HA!

Posted by: JCL at April 24, 2017 09:15 PM (knARk)

312 Climb Ev'ry Chelsea!

Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary at April 24, 2017 09:16 PM (ZcAbN)

313 Yet another reason why that letter is fake? The
visit to the cemetery, and the wreath laying, were not announced ahead
of time so a letter telling the Reagan not to visit makes no sense.


Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (FTXAT)

You sure about that? That's not how I remember it. I thought there was a big stink before he did it.

Posted by: Country Boy channeling Ben Rothlisberger at April 24, 2017 09:16 PM (Jcg9Q)

314 That's more Clinton skin than cared to ever see in this life.


You hate me.

Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (qUNWi)

315 Darn ... I see the lousy photo copier marks ... and the text that says "Courtesy of Parents." So it must be true. She was this deep, this thoughtful.

Posted by: JCL at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (knARk)

316 Oops by Ben. Do that every time.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (Jcg9Q)

317 If she mailed the letter, why is it in her possession? Um, er, uh, um. A-HA!

Posted by: JCL at April 24, 2017 09:15 PM (knARk)



Maybe that's why she never got a reply

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (auHtY)

318 She's got her mother's instinct for politics.

This will not end well.

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (3myMJ)

319 Yet another reason why that letter is fake? The

visit to the cemetery, and the wreath laying, were not announced ahead

of time so a letter telling the Reagan not to visit makes no sense.




Posted by: redbanzai
-----
That's weird.

Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (8b+oT)

320 Remember, this is the apex of her writing career.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (FOnk+)

321

My dad or mom photocopied it and then my grandma had it framed and hung on her wall. After she passed away, it moved to my parents'

-Chelsea Clinton

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (IqV8l)

322 Dear Daddy;

I saw eight men out. Being a traitor is pretty ugly.

I heard you ran to Canada.

I'm glad you're not my real Dad.

I hate you,
Chelsea

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (yL25O)

323 Tuck in those gums private!

Posted by: Sgt. Dan at April 24, 2017 09:18 PM (qUNWi)

324 320 Remember, this is the apex of her writing career.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (FOnk+)



Last thing she ever wrote with her own hand.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:18 PM (SRKgf)

325 So Fen is saying that Chelsea is Bill Clinton's and Web Hubbell's love child?

Posted by: MAGA at April 24, 2017 09:18 PM (LQ1Q3)

326 Darn ... I see the lousy photo copier marks ... and the text that says "Courtesy of Parents."
Posted by: JCL at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (knARk)


Ugh, I didn't even look that closely.

Oh, you mean the letter.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 09:18 PM (8nWyX)

327 308 Yet another reason why that letter is fake? The
visit to the cemetery, and the wreath laying, were not announced ahead
of time so a letter telling the Reagan not to visit makes no sense.


Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (FTXAT)

That's not accurate.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 09:18 PM (IDPbH)

328 http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/the-bitburg-controversy

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 09:18 PM (R+30W)

329 That letter is still at her reading level.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 09:19 PM (oVJmc)

330 My dad or mom photocopied it and then my grandma had it framed and hung
on her wall. After she passed away, it moved to my parents'



-Chelsea Clinton
=======================



She said that? The her grandmother framed a letter about Nazis and cemetaries and hung it on her wall till she died?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:19 PM (dFi94)

331 "visit to the cemetery, and the wreath laying, were not announced ahead of time"

Not true. See @305

I happened to be in West Berlin when it went down

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 09:19 PM (bQxkN)

332 My dad or mom photocopied it and then my grandma had it framed and hung on her wall. After she passed away, it moved to my parents'

-Chelsea Clinton
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (IqV8l)


So they anticipated its future utility.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:19 PM (SRKgf)

333 When I was five years old, do you think I knew JFK's travel itinerary? And. if I did, do you think I would fucking care?

Posted by: tu3031 at April 24, 2017 09:19 PM (qJhUV)

334 It looks like it was a photo copy, and published in something else, and that tweet is a scan of that. That had some little kiddies write this shit for propaganda purposes and made photo copies.

They've always did shit like this. In 3rd grade, they had us write about something, Christmas I believe it was, and the newspaper printed the best ones. It was typical "Ain't that cute" shit.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 24, 2017 09:19 PM (aKqWT)

335 You sure about that? That's not how I remember it. I thought there was a big stink before he did it.

Posted by: Country Boy channeling Ben Rothlisberger at April 24, 2017 09:16 PM (Jcg9Q)

According to the History Channel, it was only a controversy after he visited. Reagan did not know the tomb contained Waffen SS remains before he laid the wreath.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (FTXAT)

336 Guys, I'm sorry. That after the fold surprise was a mean-spirited trick, but please understand by way of explanation that I'm a mean-spirited person.

I hope this clears things up.

Posted by: Warden at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (YOnlm)

337 325 So Fen is saying that Chelsea is Bill Clinton's and Web Hubbell's love child?
Posted by: MAGA at April 24, 2017 09:18 PM (LQ1Q3)

I don't know but Fen is a very good person and thinks we shouldn't make fun of Chelsea's appearance.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (u8Ywb)

338 313
You sure about that? That's not how I remember it. I thought there was a big stink before he did it.
Posted by: Country Boy channeling Ben Rothlisberger at April 24, 2017 09:16 PM (Jcg9Q)


Yeah, I remember it being a controversy at the time.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (sdi6R)

339 That her --- not the her.


I should take writing lessons. I know just the teacher for it.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (dFi94)

340 "(I never got a reply)."

Sure you did.

It was just lost in the mail until last November.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (Ndje9)

341 According to the History Channel, it was only a controversy after he visited. Reagan did not know the tomb contained Waffen SS remains before he laid the wreath.


Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (FTXAT)

History Channel got it wrong.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (Jcg9Q)

342
She said that? The her grandmother framed a letter about Nazis and cemetaries and hung it on her wall till she died?
Posted by: grammie winger


That's what it says at the Twitter page.
Click on the letter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (IqV8l)

343 M'aiq also wrote a letter at a very young age. But it was not to a Mr. Reagan.

M'aiq, however, admits that he made the story in the letter up, at least the best part.

M'aiq also did not receive a reply.

Posted by: M'aiq, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (wB8Tg)

344 "When I was five years old, do you think I knew JFK's travel itinerary? And. if I did, do you think I would fucking care?"

What 5 year old even understands what a "president" is?

Posted by: Tuna at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (jm1YL)

345 I hope this clears things up.

Posted by: Warden at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (YOnlm)


Apology accepted. You're still going to hell.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 09:22 PM (+QhzW)

346 332 My dad or mom photocopied it and then my grandma had it framed and hung on her wall. After she passed away, it moved to my parents'

-Chelsea Clinton
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (IqV8l)

So they anticipated its future utility.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:19 PM (SRKgf)

Didn't Bill write a letter when he was dodging the draft something about viability? He was planning way ahead, this doesn't surprise me at all. Bill was Governor then, correct?

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:22 PM (u8Ywb)

347
That letter is the millennial equivalent of chelsea clinton marching with MLK.

I'm serious.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:22 PM (ENsfj)

348 it would appear from that pic that Chelsea understands that spinach pancakes that look like cow flops taste better when liberally covered in sour cream,

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 24, 2017 09:22 PM (b7fwp)

349
"visit to the cemetery, and the wreath laying, were not announced ahead of time"



Not true. See @305



I happened to be in West Berlin when it went down

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 09:19 PM (bQxkN)

According to this http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/reagan-visits-concentration-camp-and-war-cemetery it was true. West Germans may have known there were Waffen SS buried there but apparently Reagan did not.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:22 PM (FTXAT)

350 You think this is bad?

You should have seen her letters to me. Christ all mighty.

"Please, Santa, I've been a really good girl this year. Make daddy stop wrestling with all those women late at night. It keeps me awake. And then mommy comes home and finds him and starts throwing lamps and yelling."

Posted by: Santa Claus at April 24, 2017 09:23 PM (Od+LM)

351 Hey Moron Horde, when Levon Helm says that if there's one thing in the whole wide world he sure does love to see, it's when 'that little girl of mine dips her donut in my tea," what do you think he's talking about?

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 24, 2017 09:23 PM (nXCp4)

352 Five years old. That's kindergarten. Kindergarten children know nothing of a President's itinerary or possible visit to a Nazi cemetary.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:23 PM (dFi94)

353 336 Guys, I'm sorry. That after the fold surprise was a mean-spirited trick, but please understand by way of explanation that I'm a mean-spirited person.

I hope this clears things up.
Posted by: Warden at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (YOnlm)


Yes, that clears things up.


You won't mind if I pass your address along to alexthechick, right?

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 09:23 PM (sdi6R)

354 According to this http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/reagan-visits-concentration-camp-and-war-cemetery it was true. West Germans may have known there were Waffen SS buried there but apparently Reagan did not.


Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:22 PM (FTXAT)

They're wrong.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:23 PM (Jcg9Q)

355 On a brighter note, I may have to update my wardrobe for a new job this week.

*happy dance*

Posted by: Infidel at April 24, 2017 09:23 PM (uKRys)

356
In 20 years, some stupid spawn of a millenial will show us a tweet she sent at 5 years old to President Trump to not build that wall, which will be the equivalent to her marching with MLK.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:24 PM (ENsfj)

357 According to the History Channel, it was only a controversy after he visited. Reagan did not know the tomb contained Waffen SS remains before he laid the wreath.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (FTXAT)
History Channel got it wrong.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (Jcg9Q)

Yup The Ramones wrote "My Brain is Hanging Upside Down (Bonzo Goes to Bitburg) just for Ronnie.

Joey was a big lefty, but the others guys in the band loved Reagan.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2017 09:24 PM (5VlCp)

358 I don't know but Fen is a very good person and thinks we shouldn't make fun of Chelsea's appearance.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (u8Ywb)


On one hand, yes, it's petty to snark about someone's appearance. On the other, when enormous media entities are carrying on a gratis campaign to try to convince the world that she's the epitome of feminine grace and beauty so she can take her rightful place as ruler... no, she's unfortunate-looking. Don't piss on my leg and tell me Chelsea's attractive, media.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 09:25 PM (8nWyX)

359 I don't know but Fen is a very good person and thinks we shouldn't make fun of Chelsea's appearance.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (u8Ywb)



That's a fair point. And look on the bright side: all of the albino manatees who got boners looking at that photo.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:25 PM (SRKgf)

360 Don't even think about it, Japan!

Posted by: Green Peace's Rainbow Warrior at April 24, 2017 09:25 PM (ZIFyZ)

361 Tribes.

Ace had it right. It's all Tribes.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2017 09:25 PM (fiGNd)

362 Yeah, I remember it being a controversy at the time.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (sdi6R)


M'aiq knows what is behind the Mandela Effect, but will not tell.

M'aiq does not want to spoil the surprise.

Posted by: M'aiq, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 24, 2017 09:25 PM (wB8Tg)

363 What 5 year old even understands what a "president" is?

Posted by: Tuna at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (jm1YL)
==============================

My 5 year old grandson saw Trump's plane fly over Kenosha last week. Lots of choppers all around. Kid thought it was cool. The planes I mean. He doesn't know Trump from a hole in the ground.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:25 PM (dFi94)

364 Juan Williams is gone ?

Dammit. They tried to tell him "close your mouth when it rains, Juan".

But he wouldn't listen....

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 09:26 PM (r58H0)

365 I don't know but Fen is a very good person and thinks we shouldn't make fun of Chelsea's appearance.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (u8Ywb)

The Pathetic Left is going all out to make this piece of shit look and sound like a leader.

It's all fair game.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:26 PM (Jcg9Q)

366 >>>History Channel got it wrong.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (Jcg9Q)<<<

Unpossible. The difference is most likely because... aliens.

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at April 24, 2017 09:26 PM (Od+LM)

367 "I never got a reply"

Just like all those kids in Benghazi.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (fD1ST)

368 Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 09:25 PM (8nWyX)

I know, I wanted to make fun of Chelsea, I read what Fenelon wrote and I felt ashamed for being cruel, as if my mother could see what I was writing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (u8Ywb)

369 hole in the ground.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:25 PM (dFi94)


That's good enough for us... let us at it

Posted by: LGBT Community at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (DpOmP)

370 I assume that's Hillary being hidden from us. So Chelsea does have one use after all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (MZcWR)

371 Posted by: Infidel at April 24, 2017 09:23 PM (uKRys)


I hope so. God bless you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (fDdVG)

372 The goggles! They do nothing!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (LTHVh)

373 Reagan didn't about the SS when he committed to the visit. He very much did by the time he got there

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (bQxkN)

374 She looks just like her daddy Webb in this photo.


On another topic - sometimes I go back to peruse old posts, especially ONTs. I discovered that the BCochran carrots-in-chili meme sprang to life on the ONT of October 5, 2016. A day of infamy.


Also, on 10/12/16, Ace warned us to behave ourselves and to stop asking why we'd been banned because he didn't keep track of that stuff. And that between the cobs and trusted commenters, there were 15 banhammer holders.

Yes, I am a Recent Historian. Because, "so soon they forget!"

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (tHwdc)

375 it was only a controversy after he visited. Reagan did not know the tomb contained Waffen SS remains before he laid the wreath.

In other words, she lied? Couldn't possibly have known before he went?

Posted by: t-bird at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (eeTCA)

376
"I never got a reply"



Just like all those kids in Benghazi.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (fD1ST)
======================

ouch

Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (dFi94)

377 *pulls up a chair*

*opens beer*

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (fiGNd)

378 I know, I wanted to make fun of Chelsea, I read what Fenelon wrote and I felt ashamed for being cruel, as if my mother could see what I was writing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (u8Ywb)

I'll be your proxy.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (Jcg9Q)

379 352 Five years old. That's kindergarten. Kindergarten children know nothing of a President's itinerary or possible visit to a Nazi cemetary.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:23 PM (dFi94)



Dear President Reagan,

I'm writing to protest against the recent proposal of the Federal Reserve to lower the fractional reserve rate below 10%. I understand the tension between fiscal and monetary policy, but have to express my concern at the impact on the rate of inflation and the exchange rate of the dollar vis a vis other currencies.

Sincerely,

Chelsea Clinton
5 years old

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (SRKgf)

380 The left is so full of shit their shirts are turning brown. The nazis were socialists and their legacy is nowhere as evident as in modern political islam. Try harder, commie pussies.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (nXCp4)

381 Yet another reason why that letter is fake? The

visit to the cemetery, and the wreath laying, were not announced ahead

of time so a letter telling the Reagan not to visit makes no sense.




Correct. In fact, if you research it you'll find that the visit was sprung on Reagan and he had to do it or it would have embarrassed the shit out of whoever the German Chancellor was, Helmet Kohl, maybe? And he didn't want to do that because, something, soviets, germany cooperation, blah blah. I forget, but it was not preplanned on the American side, so bullshit Mt Everest type shit.

Posted by: dagny at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (Mc+44)

382 So they anticipated its future utility.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:19 PM (SRKgf)

Didn't Bill write a letter when he was dodging the draft something about viability? He was planning way ahead, this doesn't surprise me at all. Bill was Governor then, correct?

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:22 PM (u8Ywb)

++++

Bill Clinton met JFK in the White House in 1963, when he was 16. He was planning on being president for a very long time.

https://worldhistoryproject.org/1963/7/24/bill-
clinton-meets-president-john-f-kennedy

It doesn't surprise me that Bill and/or Hillary made a copy of that letter. They undoubtedly put her up to writing it in the first place.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (R+30W)

383 Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (Jcg9Q)

Thank you, I need one.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:29 PM (u8Ywb)

384 History Channel got it wrong.



Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (Jcg9Q)



Perhaps they did... I was too young to be paying attention to politics at the time:-P

Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:29 PM (FTXAT)

385 If that's the letter she sent to Reagan (and got no reply) why does she still have it?


Posted by: itsacookbook at April 24, 2017 09:29 PM (yPxXc)

386 I know, I wanted to make fun of Chelsea, I read what Fenelon wrote and I felt ashamed for being cruel, as if my mother could see what I was writing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (u8Ywb)


I feel very satisfied when I make fun of how ugly Chelsea is.

And we should thank G-d she's so ugly because if she wasn't she would be a really serious threat. She's still a serious threat (thanks to so many brain-dead leftist sheep) but her ugliness is Nature trying its hardest to minimize the possible damage she can do.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (zc3Db)

387 BTW, six to seven year olds that are reading at 2nd and 3rd grade levels are still looking at books just to poorly mimic simple three to four word sentences.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (fD1ST)

388
I know, I wanted to make fun of Chelsea, I read what Fenelon wrote and I felt ashamed for being cruel, as if my mother could see what I was writing.
Posted by: CaliGirl


* am on record for questioning the whole schtick *

* sprouts unicorn wings and hovers over the remainder of thread *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (GgzGa)

389 That's a fair point. And look on the bright side: all of the albino manatees who got boners looking at that photo.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:25 PM (SRKgf)


And their numbers are way down.

It's so exciting when we are able to figure out the special reason God made a specific person.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (yL25O)

390 When I was a kid I wrote to the Clintons not to go to the Pet Sematary.

They didn't listen, either.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (6FqZa)

391 Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (u8Ywb)

It wasn't intended as disparagement of anyone here. I just never want to go to a moron meet up if the women all have to be size 5's who look 29. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (fDdVG)

392 That picture. *shudder*. The good news was, I dodged one bullet...

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at April 24, 2017 09:31 PM (eeTCA)

393
So Reagan went ahead and laid the wreath.

And the reason was??

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:31 PM (ENsfj)

394 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (zc3Db)

Very good point.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:31 PM (u8Ywb)

395 M'aiq has here a letter to NASA warning them about O-ring failure, signed by Chelsea Clinton.

M'aiq knows it is authentic, he copied the signature himself!

Posted by: M'aiq, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 24, 2017 09:32 PM (wB8Tg)

396 I forget, but it was not preplanned on the American side, so bullshit Mt Everest type shit.



Posted by: dagny at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (Mc+44)

I think the only debate point is whether Reagan knew about the SS/Waffen/whatever before he went, not who did or didn't plan it.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:32 PM (Jcg9Q)

397 Last time I saw a face like that, it still had a hook in it.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at April 24, 2017 09:32 PM (A9yNV)

398 "She looks like she's got a face full of dip."

Looks like a Kodiak bitch.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at April 24, 2017 09:32 PM (1aMQH)

399 SO ... Let me get this straight ...

... a Woman bitched because another Woman was called Less Than Pretty ?

Well - Color Me Fucking Shocked.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2017 09:32 PM (fiGNd)

400 That looks like the letters I helped my children write to Grandma when they were too young to write. They held the pencil, I put my hand over theirs and wrote.

Of course, the Clintons being filled with nothing but politics, deception and scheming, did this with her hand, and put in a few spelling errors, then did who-knows-what with it.

I had very smart 5-year-olds, and have a 4-year-old grandson who is reading at a second grade level, but they couldn't be bothered with the President's schedule at that age.

However, my young lad, in I think 3rd grade and an avid reader of anything he could find, had the assignment to write about dinosaurs or presidents. All the other kids chose dinosaurs, he chose Bill Clinton, who was in the news for his Monica phase. I had to hide Newsweek and Time from him because I didn't want to have to explain oral sex to an 8-year-old. He wrote about what Clinton did. I just found it the other day when I was going through his memory box. The teachers were all abuzz about it.

Good times.

We need MOAR CLINTONS!

Posted by: MathMom at April 24, 2017 09:32 PM (mSbwX)

401 Thank you Fenelon. I appreciate the prayers. I have been praying my heart out. Had a second interview today, then a call for a meeting tomorrow to 'discuss a job offer.' I'm a nervous wreck, but know I will have guidance.

Posted by: Infidel at April 24, 2017 09:33 PM (uKRys)

402 It wasn't intended as disparagement of anyone here. I just never want to go to a moron meet up if the women all have to be size 5's who look 29. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (fDdVG)

Sorry if I assumed that, you made me think of what my mother would say, and she would tell me to stop being mean.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:33 PM (u8Ywb)

403 Dr, MY EYES !

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 24, 2017 09:33 PM (M+Lyo)

404 Dana Perino is off her meds again.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 09:33 PM (r58H0)

405 Chelsea's face scared all the fish away that day.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 09:33 PM (oVJmc)

406 382
Bill Clinton met JFK in the White House in 1963, when he was 16. He was planning on being president for a very long time.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (R+30W)


It's pretty normal for a teenager to want to be a major league baseball player or an astronaut, and work hard towards that goal.

But there is something very, very wrong with a teenager who wants to be President. I doubt that either Reagan or Trump seriously considered it at that age.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 09:33 PM (sdi6R)

407 *imagines MathMom's kid's teacher when she read that essay*

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2017 09:33 PM (6FqZa)

408 It wasn't intended as disparagement of anyone here. I just never want to go to a moron meet up if the women all have to be size 5's who look 29. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (fDdVG)

If you're a size 6, we might let you in to the CenTexMoMee. You have to bring booze though to make up for your girth.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:34 PM (Jcg9Q)

409 391 Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (u8Ywb)

It wasn't intended as disparagement of anyone here. I just never want to go to a moron meet up if the women all have to be size 5's who look 29. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (fDdVG)

Also, neither do I. When I hear people tearing a person's looks apart I sometimes think, I wonder what they'll say about me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:34 PM (u8Ywb)

410 Damn Ace, you need a better porn collection.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 24, 2017 09:34 PM (6n332)

411 M'aiq has here a letter to NASA warning them about O-ring failure, signed by Chelsea Clinton.

Man, my O-ring almost failed after three months of tropical 'launches', so I would take such a letter very seriously indeed.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, Going Down As An Ex-President at April 24, 2017 09:34 PM (7H/2n)

412 No seriously what is the meaning of that line in Cripple Creek.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 24, 2017 09:35 PM (nXCp4)

413 Here's my take: so what if there were Waffen SS members buried there? WTF would research the background of every individual buried in a cemetery before laying a wreath to honor some of those buried there?

If you did that, you'd probably never lay a wreath anywhere, at any time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:35 PM (SRKgf)

414 Dear President Clinton,

I watch the news every night with my mom and dad. What are blow jobs? They won't tell me.

I am 5.

Thanks,

Your Friend Bobby

Posted by: Bobby, 1998 at April 24, 2017 09:35 PM (qJhUV)

415 (Eye) E D

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at April 24, 2017 09:35 PM (A9yNV)

416 So Reagan went ahead and laid the wreath.
And the reason was??
Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:31 PM (ENsfj)

If I remember right President Reagan was building solidarity with our NATO allies and at the time the Soviets were playing the West Germans against us with our neutron bomb and new missiles being deployed to West Germany or some such situation. I thought President Reagan wanted to lay the wreath to lay all of the past to rest in a sense and move forward together having lived through the World War 2 period himself.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2017 09:36 PM (5VlCp)

417
and why is it important to "take a load off granny"

and "put the load...put the load...put the load on me"?

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:36 PM (ENsfj)

418 Worse than Lena.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 24, 2017 09:36 PM (vRcUp)

419 whew!, I thought Ace was gonna whip out that one pic of a very pregnant Chelsea trying to rock a pair of skin tight black leather pants and peep toe black Louboutin stillettos at some conservation award thing, ughh!!1!

Posted by: Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable! at April 24, 2017 09:36 PM (/Kwzr)

420 Fwiw, the reason I have no problem pointing and laughing at the poor homely thing is the same reason I had no problem doing it at Michael.

Don't pose for magazine covers to make people pay attention to your looks if you don't want people to pay attention to your looks, Webby.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 24, 2017 09:36 PM (fD1ST)

421 Big fan of The Band. I've been to Levon's barn in Woodstock

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 09:37 PM (bQxkN)

422 Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:34 PM (u8Ywb)

I know exactly what they'll say about me. LOL.

You're a kind woman. Good night

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:37 PM (fDdVG)

423 399 SO ... Let me get this straight ...

... a Woman bitched because another Woman was called Less Than Pretty ?

Well - Color Me Fucking Shocked.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2017 09:32 PM (fiGNd)



You want the other woman to be called "pretty?" /shudders

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:37 PM (SRKgf)

424 381 Yet another reason why that letter is fake? The

visit to the cemetery, and the wreath laying, were not announced ahead

of time so a letter telling the Reagan not to visit makes no sense.



Correct. In fact, if you research it you'll find that the visit was sprung on Reagan and he had to do it or it would have embarrassed the shit out of whoever the German Chancellor was, Helmet Kohl, maybe? And he didn't want to do that because, something, soviets, germany cooperation, blah blah. I forget, but it was not preplanned on the American side, so bullshit Mt Everest type shit.

Posted by: dagny at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (Mc+44)

++++

That is simply false. Reagan might not have known about it when he first accepted the invitation, but he knew well before he left the US for Germany.

http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/the-bitburg-controversy

The visit to the cemetery was announced on 4/11. The visit took place on 5/5. In between, there was much discussion about it. No need to revise history.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 09:37 PM (R+30W)

425
What was the wreath for, anyway?

What Germans was Reagan honoring?

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:37 PM (ENsfj)

426 I call bullshit

Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at April 24, 2017 09:37 PM (hCdMd)

427 Dear President Clinton,

I didnt get a resspo recspo letter back from you. Why did you use a cigar? That is gross.

Thanks,

Your Friend Bobby

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2017 09:38 PM (6FqZa)

428 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2017 09:36 PM (5VlCp)

I think Carter killed the Neutron bomb ... because it was so totally "immoral" to kill a bunch of savage lunatics but save their stuff. The rules state that if you kill a bunch of enemies you have to obliterate at least 73% of their stuff, too. It's in the book of international law.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:38 PM (zc3Db)

429 Warden,

That pic of lil'chelsea,

That's a paddlin!

Posted by: Japer in Springfield at April 24, 2017 09:39 PM (d76uN)

430 "No seriously what is the meaning of that line in Cripple Creek."

Reverse cowgirl

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 09:39 PM (bQxkN)

431 I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go.

Posted by: Quint at April 24, 2017 09:39 PM (DpOmP)

432 So Reagan went ahead and laid the wreath.


And the reason was??

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:31 PM (ENsfj)


There was some reason why he didn't want to dis Kohl at the time. I don't remember the actual event, but maybe 15 years ago I was working on something where I needed to read a lot of historians' accounts of the Brandenburg Gate speech. In that research, there was an explanation of why he ended up laying that wreath, which was conveyed and understood at the time. It's not like the whole cemetery was SS. I know that there was no way to get out of it without embarrassing the German head of State, who I think was Kohl and that we wanted that particular head of state not to be embarrassed because we wanted him to remain the head of state.
Of course, the Clintons were busy rapin' and stealin' at the time, so I'm sure they missed the actual diplomatic reasons.

Posted by: dagny at April 24, 2017 09:39 PM (Mc+44)

433 Gaaaahhhhhhhhh!

What did we do to deserve that?

Posted by: Transgalactic Yoko Ono Appreciation Society, AoSHQ ColonyGaaa at April 24, 2017 09:40 PM (DMUuz)

434 Also, neither do I. When I hear people tearing a person's looks apart I sometimes think, I wonder what they'll say about me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:34 PM (u8Ywb)


Well ...

... assuming you haven't had an entire Political Party pushing you ... and you haven't assumed you're the next Entitled Member of a Political Dynasty ...

I'll buy your first one.

But if you're being pushed upon us as the Next Big Thing We Must Support ...

... then fuck that. I'll pick that shit apart eight ways from Sunday. And the fact that you DON'T think that way is why people like you and people like me just don't have much common ground.

When I see a Future Tyrant - all I see is a future tyrant. Don't give two shits about the sexuality.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2017 09:40 PM (fiGNd)

435 It wasn't intended as disparagement of anyone here.
I just never want to go to a moron meet up if the women all have to be
size 5's who look 29. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (fDdVG)

Forget about the size 5 - it's the 29 that's gonna kill us all.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 24, 2017 09:40 PM (tHwdc)

436 Sometimes a doughnut is just a doughnut.

Posted by: Shit Sigmund Freud Said, Vol. III at April 24, 2017 09:41 PM (sdi6R)

437
So the contrived controversy was Reagan was honoring Nazis, which obviously he disagreed and went ahead and made the visit.

Sounds like typical Democrat/fake news bullshit spearheaded by the leftist jewish ninnies.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:41 PM (ENsfj)

438 My oldest at the age of 5 wrote everything backwards from right to left. He was a really good speller but his writing was messy as you would expect and you had to use a mirror to see it as it should be read.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:41 PM (FTXAT)

439 So, at 5, Chelsea could spell President, Nazi, and sincerely, almost spell cemetery, put quotation marks around The Sound of Music, but was too fucking stupid to not randomly alternate between capital and lowercase letters?

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 24, 2017 09:41 PM (Od+LM)

440 @407

His teacher had a great time with it. She really loved him. When he was in first grade, he wanted a lab coat for Christmas, so I found one, a women's size XXS, but it will went down to his ankles. He took it to school and kept it in his cubby. Whenever they started doing Science class, he went to his cubby, put on his lab coat, and did whatever they were doing, then put the lab coat back.

Teachers would come by the room, peek in the door, and ask his teacher "is he wearing the lab coat? Everyone loved watching him. He was very serious about science.

He did this in first, second and third grades. In fourth grade, his stupid teachers thought it was unfair for him to have a lab coat when no one else had a lab coat, so they didn't let him bring it. Instead of suggesting to him that he let others wear it once in a while, or realizing that the people in our community could afford $15 for a freaking lab coat if their kid wanted one, they sucked the specialness out of him to make things "fair".

I still wish I had flattened those two teacher's tires.

Posted by: MathMom at April 24, 2017 09:41 PM (mSbwX)

441 Bill Clinton met JFK in the White House in 1963,

-
And shortly after JFK was dead. Coincidence?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 09:42 PM (Nwg0u)

442 Sounds like typical Democrat/fake news bullshit spearheaded by the leftist jewish ninnies.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:41 PM (ENsfj)

Oh trust me, they've been at it a long time. It's just never been this bad imho.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:42 PM (Jcg9Q)

443 My oldest at the age of 5 wrote everything backwards from right to left.

Hebrew School for that one.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2017 09:42 PM (6FqZa)

444 Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2017 09:40 PM (fiGNd)

Believe you me, I was prepared to. I heard my mother in my ear and I felt ashamed.

I've had a tough week, I may be sensitive more so than normal.

Chelsea deserves it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:42 PM (u8Ywb)

445 414 Dear President Clinton,

I watch the news every night with my mom and dad. What are blow jobs? They won't tell me.

I am 5.

Thanks,

Your Friend Bobby

Posted by: Bobby, 1998 at April 24, 2017 09:35 PM (qJhUV)




Boom.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 09:42 PM (LTHVh)

446 If we can point out how hideous Bruce Jenner is I don't see why we can't disparage the slovenly offspring of two of the sleaziest politicians out there.

Posted by: freaked at April 24, 2017 09:43 PM (BO/km)

447 "Reagan might not have known about it when he first accepted the invitation, but he knew well before he left the US for Germany."

See @305 331 FFS

Reagan didn't know when he committed, but damn well knew by the time he got there. IIRC the gravestones had SS markings, but they were covered in snow when Reagan's folks scoped the place in the winter

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 09:43 PM (bQxkN)

448 She probably wrote that letter. Hardly unprompted, but who cares? She's the annoying spawn of her more annoying parents.

Posted by: LASue at April 24, 2017 09:43 PM (CLKfs)

449
Question: is all the mail received by the president archived for the presidential library?

Or at least the sender's info and date recorded in a registry?

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:44 PM (ENsfj)

450 "... quotation marks... but was too fucking stupid to not randomly alternate between capital and lowercase letters?"

Close the thread.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 24, 2017 09:44 PM (fD1ST)

451 The visit to the cemetery was announced on 4/11. The visit took place on 5/5. In between, there was much discussion about it. No need to revise history.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 09:37 PM (R+30W)

Not revising, it was a diplomatic goof, where we agreed and then were made aware of the SS. I don't know exactly how long it was, but withdrawing would have embarrassed their head of state. I'm not too sure about your source material re Reagan as it could be a tad hysterical. They all went after him exactly with the same vigor and blame and conspiracy bs that they do with Trump.

Posted by: dagny at April 24, 2017 09:44 PM (Mc+44)

452 If that's the letter she sent to Reagan (and got no reply) why does she still have it?

Posted by: itsacookbook


Well, um, because ...

SNIPER FIRE!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at April 24, 2017 09:44 PM (AoK0a)

453 Dear Presnit Reagan,

My daddy's a philandering scumbag and my mother is a loveless crone.

Pleez help.

Posted by: Chelsee at April 24, 2017 09:44 PM (oVJmc)

454 446 If we can point out how hideous Bruce Jenner is I don't see why we can't disparage the slovenly offspring of two of the sleaziest politicians out there.
Posted by: freaked at April 24, 2017 09:43 PM (BO/km)

You can, go for it, I was still laughing at you guys which is just as bad.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:44 PM (u8Ywb)

455 I think Carter killed the Neutron bomb ... because it was so totally "immoral" to kill a bunch of savage lunatics but save their stuff. The rules state that if you kill a bunch of enemies you have to obliterate at least 73% of their stuff, too. It's in the book of international law.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:38 PM (zc3Db)

Thanks TPOP.....I just remember from that time that President Reagan was upgrading our nuclear umbrella in West Germany in particular and the Soviets didn't want it of course.

SS-20's come to mind on their side I think?

I remember all the peaceniks marching to and fro calling President Reagan the devil and war monger, etc, etc.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2017 09:45 PM (5VlCp)

456 Word, thanks for the response ignoramus. I was thinking he was just being romantic by way of saying that when she was at his place in the morning having donuts and tea, but yeah, that makes more sense.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 24, 2017 09:45 PM (nXCp4)

457 414 Dear President Clinton,



I watch the news every night with my mom and dad. What are blow jobs? They won't tell me.



I am 5.



Thanks,



Your Friend Bobby



Posted by: Bobby, 1998 at April 24, 2017 09:35 PM (qJhUV)

And, just to let you know, I never got a reply back either. What an asshole!

Posted by: Bobby, 2017 at April 24, 2017 09:45 PM (qJhUV)

458 There really should have been some kind of warning for entry to the photo.

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at April 24, 2017 09:45 PM (oBuXO)

459 414...threadwinner
If whomever is promoting her will go to the extremes of inventing this shit
what won't they do?

Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at April 24, 2017 09:45 PM (hCdMd)

460 Chelsea deserves it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:42 PM (u8Ywb)


Difference One ... of many ... between Men and Women ...

Most Men see Men acting like Assholes ... as Assholes.

Most Women see Women acting like Assholes ... as Women.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2017 09:46 PM (fiGNd)

461 As all threads are gun threads, some eco fascist capped some rounds off at the UAH offices of prominent deniers Dr Christy and Dr Spencer.

Of course the trust fund loser used a 5.7mm, so tracking them down should not be hard.

Posted by: Jean at April 24, 2017 09:46 PM (zZb/S)

462 My friend used to work the white water circuit in Colorado 20 years ago. They catered to the elite. CC was on one of their trips. "Clueless spoiled brat" is how I believe she described her.

Also: not at all athletic. Huh. Who.would have thought/

Posted by: small town girl at April 24, 2017 09:46 PM (wrO39)

463 From this perspective, it's much Hillary's coup in the futures market, which was an obvious money-laundering dodge.

Make sense, or too paranoid?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (SRKgf)

Of course it's a scam. Those "investors" were buying influence, and never had any expectation of a cash return on that "investment".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2017 09:46 PM (0deF2)

464 Hey Moron Horde, when Levon Helm says that if there's one thing in the whole wide world he sure does love to see, it's when 'that little girl of mine dips her donut in my tea," what do you think he's talking about?

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 24, 2017 09:23 PM


dunno...I've always been perplexed (& strangely aroused) by that line

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2017 09:47 PM (KCxzN)

465
I believe she wrote the letter (with adult prompting and help). But I do not believe it was ever mailed.

I also believe chelsea believes it was mailed, tho.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:47 PM (ENsfj)

466 Ackkkkk! Upon seeing the Medusa Clinton spawn, to quote the Animal Stanislaw Kuzawa, "I'm blind. Harry, I'm blind!"

Posted by: Locke Common at April 24, 2017 09:47 PM (uYg2X)

467
dEaR Mr. PrEsidenT,

My moMmy is drUnk agaiN and ranTing about daDDy's bimbos. Daddy tolD her to sHut her sTupid mouth. tHey Don't lOOk like vEry niCe peOple. HelP!


SiNCerlEy,

ChElsEa CliNTon

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 09:47 PM (auHtY)

468 I believe she wrote the letter (with adult prompting and help).

I don't. When Clintons lie, they speak their native tongue.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 09:48 PM (LTHVh)

469 Dear President Reagan,



I look just like Uncle Webster


Pleez help

Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at April 24, 2017 09:48 PM (hCdMd)

470 "Erasing the mail from my illegal server
Laughing my ass off 'bout Chris Stevens' murder
Boxes of baby parts tied up with string
These are a few of my favorite things"

Whoooooooaaaah.

This is only frickin' hilarious and jawdroppingly great.

Dynamite, Insomniac, boom goes the. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at April 24, 2017 09:49 PM (1aMQH)

471
Dear President Reagan,

I look just like Uncle Webster

Pleez help
Posted by: Beto Ochoa


Better that then Uncle Fester

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 09:50 PM (IqV8l)

472 I remember all the peaceniks marching to and fro calling President Reagan the devil and war monger, etc, etc.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2017 09:45 PM (5VlCp)


Yep. The eurotrash were having mass protests every other day. It was kind of funny to watch. All the anti-nuke stuff was registering an 11 on the lefty whack list. And we had the lefty eurotrash wannabes, here, who started declaring their city blocks to be "nuke-free zones".

I still laugh thinking about it all.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:50 PM (zc3Db)

473 437
So the contrived controversy was Reagan was honoring Nazis, which obviously he disagreed and went ahead and made the visit.

Sounds like typical Democrat/fake news bullshit spearheaded by the leftist jewish ninnies.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:41 PM (ENsfj)

++++

Kohl was doing the same thing that many Japanese leaders have been doing. That is, saying it's time to stop apologizing for the past. Just like Southerners in this country want to be able to honor those Confederate soldiers killed in the war, many in Japan and Germany feel the same about their soldiers who gave their lives for their country.

But, some can't accept that. If some guy in in Georgia want to show respect to his great-great-great grandfather (I'm not sure if that's the right number of greats and I don't want to do the math) who died in the Civil War, than someone has to get bent out of shape because of what the war was about instead of just letting the living pay their respects.

Kohl wanted to pay respects to the soldiers in that cemetery, and just because there were also 52 Nazis buried there shouldn't mean that nobody should ever visit that cemetery.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 09:50 PM (R+30W)

474 just came up on 'The Five'...

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 24, 2017 09:51 PM (b7fwp)

475 Surprised it's not written in letters torn from the newspaper.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 09:51 PM (+QhzW)

476 474 just came up on 'The Five'...
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 24, 2017 09:51 PM (b7fwp)

I saw that too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:52 PM (u8Ywb)

477 *ONT is NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 24, 2017 09:52 PM (6gk0M)

478 Democrats have the world view of a five year old, so this will probably make many think Chelsea is a political savant.

Posted by: LASue at April 24, 2017 09:52 PM (CLKfs)

479 Dear Mr. President,

I have seen Schindler's List. The Nazis don't look like very nice people. Please don't go to their cemetery.


Sincerely,

Chelsea Clinton

(I swearsies I wrote this at age 5 and sent it to Reagan and still have a copy of it)

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 09:52 PM (auHtY)

480 472
Yep. The eurotrash were having mass protests every other day. It was kind of funny to watch. All the anti-nuke stuff was registering an 11 on the lefty whack list. And we had the lefty eurotrash wannabes, here, who started declaring their city blocks to be "nuke-free zones".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:50 PM (zc3Db)


And those are the exact same places now declaring themselves "sanctuary cities".

It's almost as if they don't consider themselves as part of America at all.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 09:52 PM (sdi6R)

481 It seems Chelsea Clinton's parents taught her that only nice people deserve graves. The Armenian Christians killed in genocide by the Ottoman Turks weren't buried; just tossed off cliffs to feed the birds. Chelsea never saw Mary Poppins? Of genocides, today's memorial coincides Ottoman Armenian with Third Reich Jews. Clinton policy? Tag them as deplorable. Then burn them. Burn them all. (Mt. Carmel near Waco, TX)

Posted by: maverick muse at April 24, 2017 09:53 PM (hCdMd)

482 Chelsea had mastered the use of the apostrophe at age 5?

I call bullshit! That's 80 years earlier than the average Democrat learns to spell, and 104 years earlier than they learn to think.

Seriously, you can tell the Clintons are not only con artists, but lazy, sloppy, and unimaginative con artists. That Oxford comma is for you, slick.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 24, 2017 09:53 PM (LeUrG)

483 if this dumb bint sent it to reagan, what the fuck is she doing with it? i call bullshit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 24, 2017 09:53 PM (KP5rU)

484 What is that smell?!

Smells like Web Hubbell got dysentery on a tuna boat.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at April 24, 2017 09:54 PM (IZPbG)

485 My oldest at the age of 5 wrote everything backwards from right to left.



Hebrew School for that one.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2017 09:42 PM (6FqZa)




With his love of all things Japanese, I joked with his teacher that he wrote that way because he was a reincarnated ninja. He had been reading independently since he was three so it wasn't that he wasn't familiar with how English was written.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:54 PM (FTXAT)

486 Lost me at saying she watched Sound of Music as a 5 year old. Back then it was on network TV once a year starting at 8 or 9 PM. And don'the tell me a 5 yr old stays awake til the third hour to see Nazis misbehaving.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 24, 2017 09:54 PM (JyFLk)

487 Deer Misser Presdint,

What is a 'fucking Jew bastard?' Mommy says that.

Thanks.

Posted by: Chelsee at April 24, 2017 09:55 PM (oVJmc)

488 @407

I just went and got the letter. It was typed (spacing and spelling preserved). The text follows:

PRESIDENT CLINTON (the worst of course) by: (his name)

There are lots of presidents, CLINTON,WASHINGTON,LINCOLN,JEFFERSON,BUSH,KENNEDY and many more.But I think CLINTON is the worst! 1st he lies all the time, and he won't admit it! One of his lies was that he said that he said [sic] they they burned black churches in the state he was born in.But that state was a free state!His other lies I shouldn't talk about,but he is the worst!2ndHe's LUCKY he won the impeachment trial!That was just luck.I think they should have another trial and he should lose! And know [sic] he admited 2 of the lies (That is,AFTER the impeachment trial.) . By the way, Don't relect him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: MathMom at April 24, 2017 09:55 PM (mSbwX)

489
I call the skin tone post mortem white.

Posted by: YIKES! at April 24, 2017 09:56 PM (t6XCL)

490 Dear Presadence Trumpf

Mi mom went protess u. I rite storee.

See Dick run. Sally hit Dick cuz Dick faskiss. Run Dick run.

Moldeeloks

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 09:57 PM (Nwg0u)

491 I never did understand why some people have to call "nood" when we're having a perfectly fine discussion on the current thread.

It's one thing when a thread is several hours old and everyone has run out of things to say, but that's not the case most of the time.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 09:57 PM (sdi6R)

492 Deaver made an advance trip to Germany during which he permitted himself to be shown around a graveyard by representatives of the German government while the graves were covered with snow, then, without checking up on just who happened to be buried there (quite a few members of the SS, as the world learned quickly enough), blithely agreeing to have the president visit the site on his upcoming visit. Once it became clear that Deaver had messed up, Helmut Kohl himself called Reagan, begging him to go through with the visit on the grounds that if he failed to do so the West German government would fall.

So, ok, perhaps there was warning, but not enough to keep from harming Helmut Kohl. The die was cast and the idiocy of the left, who would have been fine with harming WEST germany, not withstanding.


Posted by: dagny at April 24, 2017 09:57 PM (Mc+44)

493 And those are the exact same places now declaring themselves "sanctuary cities".

Exactly.

It's almost as if they don't consider themselves as part of America at all.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 09:52 PM (sdi6R)


I wish they weren't.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:58 PM (zc3Db)

494 Lost me at saying she watched Sound of Music as a 5 year old. Back then it was on network TV once a year starting at 8 or 9 PM. And don'the tell me a 5 yr old stays awake til the third hour to see Nazis misbehaving.

-
She was mommy's little bartender.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 09:59 PM (Nwg0u)

495 The idea of the wreath laying was to say to Germany, "That war is over and now we are friendly countries".

The Nazis were an irrelevant detail.

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 24, 2017 09:59 PM (3myMJ)

496 58
Amy Carter was a nuclear strategy planner.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (IqV8l)

I believe he called it "nucular," despite being an alumnus of the Navy nuclear program.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 24, 2017 10:00 PM (jK8Z7)

497
Dear Mr. President,

I have seen Triumphen des Willens. Riefenstahl's filming is really good but the Nazis don't look like nice people. Please don't visit their cemetery.

Chelsea Clinton

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 10:01 PM (auHtY)

498 I don't know but Fen is a very good person and thinks we shouldn't make fun of Chelsea's appearance.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (u8Ywb)

It's OK to mock Chelsea's appearance because the Left constantly pumps her up as a paragon of beauty, and of wisdom, neither attribute having any basis in fact.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2017 10:03 PM (0deF2)

499 AAAAAAAGHHHHHHH Brain bleach stat!!!!

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at April 24, 2017 10:05 PM (1CtvB)

500 According to the History Channel, it was only a controversy after he visited. Reagan did not know the tomb contained Waffen SS remains before he laid the wreath.


Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (FTXAT)

History Channel got it wrong.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (Jcg9Q)

In case anyone missed it: Waffen SS were "elite" soldiers. The Totenkopf SS ran the death camps.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2017 10:05 PM (0deF2)

501 Ugh, that FAAAAAAACE

Posted by: Carly Fiorina at April 24, 2017 10:08 PM (1CtvB)

502 If this is science, then the end of Western Civilization is upon us:

https://youtu.be/Wllc5gSc-N8

And keep in mind, this is a show geared towards kids as well as adults.

Posted by: mpthompson at April 24, 2017 10:16 PM (b0njJ)

503 It's well-known that Chelsea was named after the courageous Chelsea Manning ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 24, 2017 10:17 PM (ZcAbN)

504 439 So, at 5, Chelsea could spell President, Nazi, and sincerely, almost spell cemetery, put quotation marks around The Sound of Music, but was too fucking stupid to not randomly alternate between capital and lowercase letters?
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 24, 2017 09:41 PM (Od+LM)



She was practicing writing ransom notes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 10:23 PM (SRKgf)

505 Thanks for this bit of history--I never knew Eleanor Roosevelt owned a bikini

Posted by: mkf at April 24, 2017 10:27 PM (BjQDH)

506 A left-leaning outlet just shredded the whole "Chelsea is now a thing" meme ... but it may be too late. Reporters are all in, and they won't be satisfied until the young Clinton proves she lacks even her momma's vaunted political chops.

Posted by: Christian Toto at April 24, 2017 10:33 PM (eTv0F)

507 And the boat? The boat she was on was named "The Chum Guzzler"

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at April 24, 2017 10:58 PM (xFkiy)

508 To quote Scotty from Star Trek IV:
"There be whales here!"

Chelsea is about as useful as tits on a boar hog and as smart as a bag of hammers. There's no way in hell she wrote that at age 5. I don't care what private school she went to or who her parents are.

I don't know which makes me gag more, that picture of her on a boat or the thought of her running for office.

Posted by: grizzledcoastie at April 24, 2017 11:08 PM (GV08/)

509 I don't know which makes me gag more, that picture of her on a boat or the thought of her running for office.

Posted by: grizzledcoastie at April 24, 2017 11:08 PM (GV08/)

For me, it's thinking of her eating some nice crispy fried chicken. She doesn't deserve it.

Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 24, 2017 11:40 PM (n3hky)

510 Nice beluga pic. Hope it made it back in the water in time.

Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at April 25, 2017 12:26 AM (DcUt/)

511 Yeeeeeaah....... now i'm having Twilight Zone
flashbacks .... https://tinyurl.com/lw29qy4

Posted by: Corndog at April 25, 2017 02:17 AM (V2CIU)

512 Hey, let's not make fun of naked mole rats. Rufus was best pals with Ron Stoppable and Kim Possible, and I enjoyed watching him. Jeez.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9VGKRAoqMU

Posted by: jimmy958 at April 25, 2017 02:58 AM (nrtT9)

513 If she mailed that letter to Ronald Reagan 32 years ago, how is it that she still has it in her possession?

Posted by: jbspry at April 25, 2017 03:25 AM (IhKmM)

514 No creases from the letter being folded to fit in an envelope. Unless it was mailed in a Manila envelope, it never left the Clinton's possession.

Posted by: ProphetofDumb at April 25, 2017 04:57 AM (K6ONP)

515 If they give them paid time off for Antifa rallies then they sh Update be legally liable for them rioting 'on the job' at Antifa rallies.

Posted by: Rdm at April 25, 2017 06:18 AM (DFtoc)

516 The 19th Congressional District?

What, is the Senate seat not available?

Could it be that Kristin Gillibrand was just a seat-warmer, to fill the gap between Hillary and Chelsea?

Posted by: haiku guy at April 25, 2017 06:23 AM (N+zBw)

517 it would not shock me that the clintoons made a photo copy of that letter to save in case Chelsea ran for office. that's the clintons.

Posted by: jp at April 25, 2017 07:04 AM (ctXeH)

518 What five year old puts "The Sound of Music" in quotation marks? This was dictated to her. Every jot and tittle of it. I am a kindergarten teacher, and children this age certainly have the ability to *write* this letter, but the proper punctuation is bullshit.

Posted by: LA ette, lakeside lurker at April 25, 2017 08:33 AM (TmYEE)

519 Here's another pic from that same outing that really shows Chelsea's inner beauty.

http://tinyurl.com/n5ser2s



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 08:59 PM (R+30W)


It's clear she didn't have a Brazilian. *pours gallon of eye bleach on face*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 08:38 AM (PY9jH)

520 I have see the light ( unfortunately, reflected off of a white semi-naked mole rate) and will turn from my ways of wickedness once my eyes recover.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at April 25, 2017 08:59 AM (OC/e1)

521 Well, there you go. A reasonable argument for the burka.

Posted by: I Am Who I Am at April 25, 2017 09:37 AM (rR6f3)

522 is that from her recent vogue spread?

Posted by: jaylouem at April 25, 2017 10:08 AM (/K6dk)

523 looks kinda like oprah with michael jackson skin disease.

Posted by: jaylouem at April 25, 2017 10:09 AM (/K6dk)

524 they're gonna need a bigger boat

Posted by: jaylouem at April 25, 2017 10:15 AM (/K6dk)

525 not enough viagra or booze on the planet.....

Posted by: jaylouem at April 25, 2017 10:18 AM (/K6dk)

526
Reminds me of the episode on Beck (back when he wasany good) where he and his compatriots mocked young people's purported letters to Barky.

Posted by: And now you know... the rest of the story at April 25, 2017 10:48 AM (Whlww)

527

Warden . . . You're SO MEAN . . . to me.

Posted by: Sphynx at April 25, 2017 11:31 AM (OZmbA)

528
Yeah, I remember the press gotcha's of that event, when Reagan was going to purportedly an SS cemetery, or at least where some Nazis had been buried.

Helmut Kohl had asked Reagan to go with him to Bitburg cemetery as a show of friendship between the nations.

Posted by: Sphynx at April 25, 2017 11:33 AM (OZmbA)

529
My eyes! My eyes! it burns us!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 25, 2017 12:26 PM (1hM1d)

530 122
Why did god make a mouth like that?

To paraphrase, the late great, Rodney Dangerfield, He made it for a hook.

Posted by: Wendy at April 25, 2017 01:38 PM (bpemY)

531 Big deal. Back in third grade the class was asked one day if they'd like to write a letter to the President. "YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!" Except for one particular student. "Okay class, we are all going to write a letter to the President. Copy what's on the board!" I think it was some tripe about "Please Mr. President, don't start a war", or some such thing. At the time Reagan was in his first term in office.

And all the little boys and girls in the class dutifully set about writing the letter. All but one. The other little boys and girls asked the nine-year-old CatchThirtyThr33 why he wasn't. He shrugged: "President Reagan is a very busy man. He spends a lot of time talking to Congress and other presidents from other countries. He will never see our letters. Not because he doesn't want to. He will never have the time." The teacher became quite angry, perhaps because CatchThirtyThr33 was being insolent (again)...but also because, as the teacher could never admit upon hearing that, that young Catch was right.

I didn't write the stupid thing.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at April 25, 2017 02:24 PM (/TcDV)

532 She inherited Mom's thunder thighs but not her intelligence.

Posted by: Bilwick at April 25, 2017 03:49 PM (xDoHK)

533 I have photocopies of all the letters I have sent since birth. Sure, thats normal.

Posted by: World's Strangest Child at April 25, 2017 10:26 PM (yTBic)

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