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Chelsea Clinton, Precocious Regurgitator Of Daft, Left-Wing Bumper Sticker Morality [Warden]
Chelsea Clinton was born so woke that the first part of her to emerge was a tiny power fist shaking furiously at the world's injustices.
Letter I wrote to President Reagan at 5. (I never got a reply). Thank you to all who shared your White House letters. pic.twitter.com/wOAQXsyBIc
— Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) April 22, 2017
Right, then. 1. I don't believe her. 2. It would reflect even more poorly on this dull and unaccomplished braggart if it actually were true that she wrote this at five years of age. Of course her spastic flock enthusiastically jumped in with their tales of their own children writing Donald Trump to lecture him about his various isms, phobias, and failure to take proper note of whichever potpourri of special rights that the left has conjured out of thin air on any given day. All of Chelsea's groupies are, of course, inordinately proud of their children for repeating the trite political tropes they've been incessantly mouthing in front of them for their entire lives. Good job. Opinions are as rare as albino naked mole-rats. The ability to write words using a pencil, rarer still. Combining the two is is a praiseworthy achievement indeed. But hey, I ain't even mad. Below the fold is proof that... 1. God exists. 2. His wrath is mighty indeed.
Pictured above: An extremely rare albino naked mole-rat.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 08:28 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 08:30 PM (CPk08)
as a palate cleanser.
The Barrel is too good for whoever poasted this atrocity.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 24, 2017 08:30 PM (se7pJ)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2017 08:30 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: logprof at April 24, 2017 08:30 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 24, 2017 08:30 PM (se7pJ)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 08:31 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: logprof at April 24, 2017 08:31 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (4HbHy)
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (ZYbzd)
Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (IJX6l)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 08:33 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: navybrat at April 24, 2017 08:33 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (IJX6l)
And it's gonna be an early night for Chelsea...
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2017 08:33 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 24, 2017 08:33 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (ZYbzd)
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (r58H0)
Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (IJX6l)
Oh yes. No two ways about it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (IJX6l)
That is not dead, which doth but sleeping lie.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 08:35 PM (r58H0)
And the amazing thing is she hasn't intellectually progressed since that time
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:35 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 08:35 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:35 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: washrivergal at April 24, 2017 08:35 PM (Ivjge)
"Her face is fair to look upon,
She wins our hearts with every smile.
And one could write a book,
About her talent rare and versatile."
- Kern & Hammerstein, Show Boat
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 08:35 PM (+QhzW)
Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (IJX6l)
Oh, no doubt about it.
New York does love their liberal dynasties.
Posted by: antisocialist at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (W2wn0)
Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (IJX6l)
Oh yes. No two ways about it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (SRKgf)
Question is, who's the constituency they will deem dumb enough to elect her that doesn't have an option with superior PC hierarchy cred?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (66CWr)
That "note" reeks of ghost-writing.
Posted by: logprof at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (GsAUU)
Gah these people are nuts.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (ZYbzd)
It was big news and a controversy at the time.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (ZYbzd)
Jimmah also did not discuss nuclear weapons with Amy as he claimed in a debate with RWR.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: CNN at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (r58H0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (fDdVG)
Billy's son by the hooker refusing to bed Hubbel's daughter.
They could keep this up, like with a family pair of trees that never cross, for policy, aesthetic, and curse-related reasons.
Posted by: bob at April 24, 2017 08:37 PM (5iPiH)
Posted by: weew at April 24, 2017 08:37 PM (6EH85)
Good luck, pal.
Posted by: Warden at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (YOnlm)
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (ZYbzd)
I absolutely detest the way liberals insist on bringing their brats into the mix. Fucking Chelsea did not write that letter, probably at all, but in any certainly not in any capacity apart from amanuensis.
When the elementary school the younger Guevaras attended axed music in a budget cut, they had an essay writing contest that some little half-pint 8 year old bitch won that included the phrase "thank you for bringing music into my life."
Now WTF says like that, except for retarded middle-aged women? If Mom didn't write that shit, I'll piss port wine.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (SRKgf)
It was big news and a controversy at the time.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (IDPbH)
Im 4 years older than chelsea and i had no clue about any of it. I know of it today because i jeard about the visit many years later. But a 5 year old would not have known or cared.
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (ZYbzd)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (+QhzW)
Posted by: Yoko at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (pbkWd)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: vrf at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (BoOqm)
Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (r58H0)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (ZYbzd)
===
Also takes after her mother in this regard - ducking sniper fire in Bosnia, being named after Sir Hillary, the
Everest climber, etc.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (Ivjge)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (fDdVG)
*whispers*
that's not Ace...
Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (66CWr)
*cough New cough York cough*
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (2qHjF)
________________
And considering that she claims she could read before she was three, you'd think she'd be a much better speller by age five.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (riF5p)
Like SMOD, you no longer deserve my mercy.
Posted by: The Barrel at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (pbkWd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (IqV8l)
He received a photo of Socks, your "beloved" cat for his efforts.
STFU.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (ZYbzd)
Bill was governor of Arkansas at the time. I have no doubt that he and Shrillary made Chelsea write that letter as part of his own politicking.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (zc3Db)
Or did they make a photocopy of it before sending it off, which is itself sort of weird. Did they file it away in case it became handy some day?
Posted by: weew at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (6EH85)
I'd rather look at the above than what Tucker Carlson just had on. Talk about Lou Grant in a dress.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:40 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 08:35 PM
Agreed. Probably never actually sent, though. Why do you think you never got a reply dumbass? It went up on the fridge to wow the Clinton's posse.
Posted by: otho at April 24, 2017 08:40 PM (lmIoG)
That said, I can see her rising to the level of Senator, but no higher. Depends on how long her mother and father live.
Posted by: Picric at April 24, 2017 08:40 PM (s0VSd)
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (ZYbzd)
Look at the bright side. It looks like she's blocking us from seeing Hillary in a bathing suit.
There's always a bright side.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:40 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Yoko at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (pbkWd)
Yeah, I did.
I don't what I was thinking.
Posted by: Mark David Chapman at April 24, 2017 08:40 PM (SRKgf)
Her parents of course. I have no doubt if the letter is real it was at the urging from them to write it.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:40 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 24, 2017 08:40 PM (x1XAV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:40 PM (fDdVG)
Warden, in this case. It's in the title line, not after the poat.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (8nWyX)
Rambo.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (2qHjF)
"Luckily it wasn't emailed, otherwise you'd have never found it"
Posted by: weew at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (6EH85)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (+QhzW)
I highly doubt Hillary was caring for Chelsea. Hillary probably had the nanny write it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (u8Ywb)
He marries into the family thinking he is one easy street.
Loses his a** with the greek economy.
The Global Initiative fund is bleeding money now that they no longer have anything to sell.
And he has to wake up next to Chelsea, to boot.
Posted by: navybrat at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: weew at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (6EH85)
Or did they write it last week, using their non-dominant hand?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (SRKgf)
http://www.sfgate.com/business/article/Tech-companies-giving-time-off-for-protests-11087560.php
Every news story I see s literally beyond belief.
Tech firms now pay you to join Antifa!
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (IJX6l)
Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (LWu6U)
Lefties always love to co-opt their chilluns into their causes. See all the examples of little kids holding up "Stay out of my vagina!" signs and such and the various prog rallies and things.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 24, 2017 08:42 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: Cesear Milan at April 24, 2017 08:42 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:42 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 08:42 PM (SjImc)
She is fair fucking game. Thunderdome!
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM (2qHjF)
"Luckily it wasn't emailed, otherwise you'd have never found it"
Posted by: weew at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (6EH85)
=======
Hahahahahahaahha!!
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM (r58H0)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Yoko at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (pbkWd)
A couple times now. You're skinny and I'm drunk. Hold still, for fuck's sake.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM (CPk08)
I don't really believe her about having written the letter either because I wrote one to Reagan in 3rd grade and *did* get an answer (and a signed photo).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM (sEDyY)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM (J+eG2)
5 year olds really write?
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (Jcg9Q)
=====================
No. My daughter is exactly Chelsea's age, and is extraordinarily bright. She would not have been able to write that note at age 5, unless highly coached, corrected, and directed. The thought of making a 5 year old write about Nazis makes me sick. And if that's the note she wrote to Reagan, why does she still have it?
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM (dFi94)
I understand you're cutting funding for biomedical research. I'd like to request that you exempt research on cures for meaty thighs, in my capacity as President of the Meaty Thighed-American Defense League.
Yours,
Chelsea Clinton
PS: If you can spare some cash for cures of butt-ugliness, I'd appreciate that too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM (SRKgf)
It's being archived for the Chelsea Clinton Library.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (jq6X1)
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (ZYbzd)
Posted by: antisocialist at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (W2wn0)
Posted by: Webb Hubbel at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (r58H0)
Posted by: Shrillery at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (n2K+4)
Every news story I see s literally beyond belief.
Tech firms now pay you to join Antifa!
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM
They are in a contest.
A race to the bottom.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (PY9jH)
He marries into the family thinking he is one easy street.
Loses his a** with the greek economy.
The Global Initiative fund is bleeding money now that they no longer have anything to sell.
And he has to wake up next to Chelsea, to boot.
Posted by: navybrat at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (w7KSn)
--Nah, no pity. The dude spawned offspring with her.
There shall be no karmic satiation for that.
Posted by: logprof at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (GsAUU)
What does she think of people who take money that is supposed to go to the poor and instead use it on their own wedding?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (aZq03)
She looks like she has the advanced stages of Kuru.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (PY9jH)
Of course, you've already hired lawyers ahead of time so that when you get fired, you sue for political discrimination and damages within minutes of your termination.
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (DQ4Fv)
______________
4. Greedy and willing to do anything for that sweet, sweet Clinton Cash.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (riF5p)
Posted by: David Attenborough at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (6EH85)
He marries into the family thinking he is one easy street.
Loses his a** with the greek economy.
The Global Initiative fund is bleeding money now that they no longer have anything to sell.
And he has to wake up next to Chelsea, to boot.
Posted by: navybrat at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (w7KSn)
We all have a price. His was clearly met.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (Jcg9Q)
Right wing normal kids are out playing sports, throwing snowballs at cars, ringing doorbells and running away, and trying to sneak peeks at the other sex neked! Ya know good old American Fun
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 08:46 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Chelsea's Hubbie at April 24, 2017 08:46 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (aZq03)
Probably thinks the same of them as she does of people who cover for serial rapists.
For instance.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 08:46 PM (CPk08)
I got your letter. I just wanted to write back to say "fuck you, you homely bitch." Next time make your letter more believable.
Also, while your dad will get blow jobs in the Oval Office, your mom will never be President.
Yours,
Ronald Reagan
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:46 PM (SRKgf)
1. Gay
2. Asexual
3. Castrated
Any guesses?
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (ZYbzd)
Gimp locked in a box in the basement.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:46 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (PY9jH)
hIleRraY!1!! sure seemed... rejuvenated when she left the apartment after faceplanting into a van...
Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 08:46 PM (8nWyX)
He marries into the family thinking he is one easy street.
Loses his a** with the greek economy.
The Global Initiative fund is bleeding money now that they no longer have anything to sell.
And he has to wake up next to Chelsea, to boot.
Posted by: navybrat at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (w7KSn)
We all have a price. His was clearly met.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (Jcg9Q)
The Devil has a sense of humor
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 08:46 PM (SjImc)
And if that's the note she wrote to Reagan, why does she still have it?
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM
Returned for insufficient postage?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (IqV8l)
That a whole lot of white priviledge hanging out there.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (/P46o)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: The Platypus at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (TNQMS)
Those never work.
Posted by: Lena Dunham's Sister at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (pbkWd)
1. Gay
2. Asexual
3. Castrated
Any guesses?
Posted by: #neverskankles
4. Completely aware of the tap root that is transnational elitism and the rewards there in ... oh, and the opportunities to grind the little people into dust - priceless.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (GgzGa)
Don't make that intern go into your pants.
It's not nice to shoot jizz on pretty dresses.
-Chelsea Clinton
Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: David Attenborough at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (6EH85)
I almost shit myself laughing when I read this.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (sEDyY)
Posted by: David Attenborough'
You guys are mean. Carry on.
Posted by: freaked at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:42 PM (fDdVG)
She looks like Hubbell in that pic to me. She also looks like Hubbell's daughters.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (IDPbH)
5 year olds really write?
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (Jcg9Q)
Not the five year olds of her generation. She's only a few years older than my oldest two, and when they were five, we were going through "whole language" and "phonics are bad" and such. So, no, that's not how five year olds in 1985 wrote.
Posted by: antisocialist at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (W2wn0)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (66CWr)
*cough New cough York cough*
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (Jcg9Q)
And New Yorkers are the smartest, most sophisticated people in the country. Just ask them.
Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (hJrjt)
I just saw sound of music and rolf is cute and stuff but why did you go to the nazi cemetary after they made rolf tell on the kids?
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton, Age 5 at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: lena dunham at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (RMVa2)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: David Attenborough'
The last time I saw a lower lip like that it was on Webb Hubbell.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (auHtY)
So even if she wrote it at the coaching of her teacher or Beelzebub or whomever, it was for a class assignment and never went into an envelope.
But she's going to go ahead and ignore how blatantly stupid this play is and imply she mailed it.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (5gUS+)
After I picked myself up off the floor, I said, "Ask your dad when he gets home."
Thank your rapey dad for me, Chelsea. You stupid, vapid, ignorant, entitled, dumbass, ugly bitch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (f8ilN)
no doubt that he and Shrillary made Chelsea write that letter as part of
his own politicking.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (zc3Db)
That might be believable but then... why does she have the letter? wouldn't it have been in some landfill for the last 32 years?
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM
she's dippin' snuff
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (hJrjt)
It's full of krill.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at April 24, 2017 08:51 PM (ZcAbN)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (hJrjt)
Fisherman mistook her for a large mouth bass.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:51 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 08:51 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: t-bird at April 24, 2017 08:51 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 24, 2017 08:51 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: oddnot at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (g1MTt)
I'm insulted that she thinks we are this stupid.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM
Three million votes
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Danny Williams at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (GgzGa)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton's husband at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (5gUS+)
Posted by: t-bird at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (eeTCA)
LOL. Please use some other Sound of Music lines. We can make it a theme. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (fDdVG)
144 Didn't she have some plastic surgery around college age?
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (f8ilN)
Thats the AFTER pic?
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (ZYbzd)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (r58H0)
Posted by: teh Wind at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (x2bNT)
Why?
Why you hate me?
Why you punish me?
Is it the self-touching? Are you mad at me for that?
'cause I can stop.
Or at least stop telling you about it...
OTOH, at least it's not a Dunham Dumping pic, so, small favors and all that.
Posted by: Captain Comic at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (eMOdX)
Google just Webb Hubbell and you first thing posted is a pic with the same lower lip .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (IDPbH)
Bill Clinton. I know it's a big deal for some to insist she's Ward
Hubbell's daughter, but i don't accept that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:42 PM (fDdVG)
She looks like Hubbell in that pic to me. She also looks like Hubbell's daughters.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (IDPbH)
I see no resemblance to Bill and never have.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Al Capone in The Untouchables at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (f8ilN)
============================
Yes, nose and chin I believe.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (dFi94)
He marries into the family thinking he is one easy street.
Loses his a** with the greek economy.
Posted by: navybrat at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (w7KSn)
WTF is stupid enough to invest in the Greek economy? I think a more likely scenario is get people to make this "investment," then channel the money to the Clinton Foundation and/or DNC, using the dire Greek economy as cover. Of course they don't get their money back; the Greek economy is in the shitter. Everybody knows that.
From this perspective, it's much Hillary's coup in the futures market, which was an obvious money-laundering dodge.
Make sense, or too paranoid?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: David Attenborough at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (6EH85)
It's like the Hapsburg lip. Maybe she's the reincarnation of Charles II of Spain
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (IJX6l)
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She should be a shoo-in to take over and run Cuba, Venezuela, or both.
Posted by: ShainS at April 24, 2017 08:54 PM (ZcAbN)
But after that, no.
In fairness, she probably would think the same after getting a gander of me Dunloping my speedo.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 24, 2017 08:54 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (IDPbH)
I didn't know Webb had other daughters. You're right, she does look like them.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 24, 2017 08:54 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Danny Williams at April 24, 2017 08:54 PM (2qHjF)
I have seen the Star Report.
What is, "oral / anal contact"?
-Chelsea Clinton
Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 08:54 PM (8b+oT)
There's no doubt in the world that they've had this precious memory saved lo these many years.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 24, 2017 08:54 PM (Od+LM)
A letter written to the President by CHELSEA CLINTON is obviously of great historical importance and must be recorded for all future generations to venerate. Hillary, destined for greatness herself, had the insight to recognize the value of this epistle and obviously had photocopies made before placing it in the care of the post office.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (RMVa2)
Posted by: freaked at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (RMVa2)
Here, this will do in the meantime:
http://www.eyebleach.com/
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Cesear Milan at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (f8ilN)
Good God, this the after picture?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (r58H0)
While I was at it, I also had lunch with a whole room full of German veterans ("ex-Nazis"), and I have to say, the Nazis bought the beer. Further, I spent a long afternoon drinking Goldwasser with an ex-Wehrmacht officer, and felt I'd learned something from the experience, but mostly, don't drink Goldwasser all afternoon. I'm practically SS, in her 5-year-old eyes.
I wrote a letter to Chelsea's dad, when he apologized for the US Army not moving fast enough to liberate those death camps. I asked my father about that and he told me "Jesus Christ, we were going as fast as we could."
I never got an answer. From her dad.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (ZYbzd)
Posted by: Marc Mezvinsky at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (ZcAbN)
Posted by: L, Elle at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: ericinva at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (yaCRz)
Hence, the messy penmanship.
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (fWLrt)
Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (fDdVG)
How do you solve a problem like Chelsea?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Yoko at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (pbkWd)
Yeah, I did.
I don't what I was thinking.
Posted by: Mark David Chapman
Ok- way too much laughing now
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (CL76w)
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 08:57 PM (fWLrt)
Posted by: freaked at April 24, 2017 08:57 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:57 PM (IDPbH)
That face. Eureka! I can make a penis out of that.
Posted by: Dr. Elmer Belt at April 24, 2017 08:57 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (f8ilN)
She's probably had more work done than Bruce Jenner
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:57 PM (auHtY)
Here, this will do in the meantime:
http://www.eyebleach.com/
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (Jcg9Q)
That works. Click on "Kid Bleach" there too.
Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (sdi6R)
I would have to change that game to Kill, Kill, Kill, set the bodies on fire and then nuke it from orbit, just to be sure.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (RMVa2)
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (ZYbzd)
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I'll bet she kept her first bloody sheets, too -- like I did.
Posted by: Ashley Judd at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (ZcAbN)
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (f8ilN)
She's probably had more work done than Bruce Jenner
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:57 PM (auHtY)
It didn't take, apparently.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (0mRoj)
Google just Webb Hubbell and you first thing posted is a pic with the same lower lip .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (IDPbH)
Google "pelican eel" and you will get an even better match. Frankly, I find it more likely that HRC was impregnated by an osteichthys than by any described amniote.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Please SMOD Make it Quick at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (c5sfq)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (IDPbH)
LMAO.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (8b+oT)
She should get the albino mole rat life time achievement award
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (auHtY)
http://tinyurl.com/n5ser2s
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 08:59 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2017 08:59 PM (TNQMS)
Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at April 24, 2017 08:59 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:59 PM (fDdVG)
It appears she had a large polyethylene pail attached to her ass. So, yes to plastic surgery.
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 08:59 PM (fWLrt)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:00 PM (SRKgf)
I never had sycophants. Why can't I have sycophants?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (0mRoj)
There's usually a psycho pants pic linked in the book thread.
Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 09:00 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 09:00 PM (TdMsT)
You ever see Bill in a swimsuit?
Pasty white fat upper legs.
Of course, I'm guessing Webb has the same look.
And if we're going just by resemblance
Howdy Doodie gets a card from her every Father's Day.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 09:00 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 09:00 PM (/P46o)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
The one with the smaller hoof.
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (fWLrt)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (SRKgf)
Does make sense.
Dem Governor of NJ killed off a hedge fund too right? VA?
Hiding contributions as hedge fund losses. Hmmmmm.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (yL25O)
Yeah, I think she had some chin shaved off and believe it or not, she once had more prominent chipmunk cheeks.
Google high school pictures of her. I feel bad for her in that respect.
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (f8ilN)
Posted by: Ashley Judd at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (ZcAbN)
But bad penismonsters made her feel ashamed so she had to carry them around in a backpack, or whatever BS she made up.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (8nWyX)
He received a photo of Socks, your "beloved" cat for his efforts.
STFU."
My son's Eagle Scout certificate is perfection except for the fact that it was signed by Bill Clinton.
Posted by: Tuna at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (PY9jH)<<<
Wonder what happened?
She better put some ice on it.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (Od+LM)
http://tinyurl.com/n5ser2s
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 08:59 PM (R+30W)
Whatever Mezvinsky pere's sins are, junior has definitely done penance for them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (SRKgf)
http://tinyurl.com/n5ser2s
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 08:59 PM (R+30W)
========================
Oh my. That's ..... unfortunate.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: weew at April 24, 2017 09:02 PM (6EH85)
http://tinyurl.com/n5ser2s
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 08:59 PM (R+30W)
I hate you.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 09:02 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 09:02 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 09:02 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (Jcg9Q)
For once, glad I clicked on a site linked at AoS!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2017 09:02 PM (gwPgz)
Dear President Reagan,
I watched Hogan's Heroes last night. The Germans seem very stupid. How did they take over so much of Europe? Give my regards to Sgt. Schultz.
Chelsea
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 09:02 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: JCL at April 24, 2017 09:03 PM (knARk)
or else it gets the hose again
Posted by: Buffalo Hill at April 24, 2017 09:03 PM (DpOmP)
thanks for the upchuck.....gives me a jump start on the diet I've been meaning to start.
Then again, that photo is an eye-worm of cosmic proportions.
Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at April 24, 2017 09:03 PM (oBuXO)
Oh. My. God.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 09:00 PM (TdMsT)
You have to feel sorry for the local marine life.
Where is PETA when for once you really need them?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (SjImc)
This shite is getting juuuuust a bit obvious.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (1aMQH)
Posted by: freaked at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (fDdVG)
148 133 Is that actually CC? What's going on with her lower lip?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (hJrjt)
It's full of krill.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (yL25O)
Owww. Ice cream up the nose.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (cuZZW)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (2qHjF)
Hiding contributions as hedge fund losses. Hmmmmm.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (yL25O)
MF Global.
John Corzine.
Still walks free.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (Jcg9Q)
This is like Hillary's story about trying to join the Marines or her story about wanting to be an astronaut when she was like ten years old.
back around 1995, William Safire caused a dust up when he described Hillary as a congenital liar, and the libs stuttered, "are you say she inherited this from her parents??" In the case of Hillary and Chelsea, that might be the case.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 24, 2017 09:05 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 09:05 PM (fWLrt)
Posted by: Chelsea "Walt Garrison" Clinton at April 24, 2017 09:05 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at April 24, 2017 09:05 PM (DpOmP)
You know what else is slimming?
Not eating a pint of Haagen Dazs every day cuz your Mom is a corrupt globalist treasonous witch ... THAT too is slimming. More slimming.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 24, 2017 09:05 PM (TmCOq)
Posted by: freaked at April 24, 2017 09:05 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 09:06 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 24, 2017 09:06 PM (sEDyY)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 09:06 PM (/P46o)
Oh. My. God.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 09:00 PM (TdMsT) "
Oh...THAT lower lip!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Won't Pass The Sniff Test at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (Sda6L)
Was there a fake news contrived controversy about Reagan visiting a German cemetery or something??
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (ENsfj)
Hiding contributions as hedge fund losses. Hmmmmm.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (yL25O)
MF Global.
John Corzine.
Still walks free.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (Jcg9Q)
Corzine didn't kill a hedge fund. He made stupid bets, lost his shirt, and then stole money from investors to pay it off.
And, as you said, free as a bird.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: DaveD at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (CesFO)
138 Anybody know a kid in kindergarten that writes contractions? Me neither.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (dFi94)
I noticed that too.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: dantesed at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (88xKn)
*fyumbleds ovber keuyboerd*
Dman, i wisjh i'D lerwnsd touvh tuyping wjen I hasd thew chnxce.
Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 09:08 PM (sdi6R)
Just for shits and grins. But mostly shits.
Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 09:08 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: The Incredibly Stupid Sarah Silverman at April 24, 2017 09:08 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 24, 2017 09:06 PM (sEDyY)
Easy. Reagan wiped his ass with it and sent it back.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:08 PM (SRKgf)
I really don't care what Chelsea looks like, You don't have to be
attractive to be politician. I care that she's vacuous and shallow "I
could never really care about money", doesn't seem particularly bright,
is probably lying about writing this letter and has never disowned any
of the things her corrupt parents have done
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (fDdVG)
All of that is more important than her looks.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:08 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (ENsfj)
Bitburg.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:08 PM (zc3Db)
The indiscriminate capital letters and bullshit point straight to fake, fake, fake.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 24, 2017 09:08 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 09:06 PM (/P46o)
If "will o' the wisp"s are constructed out of an emulsion of egg white, sugar and hydrogenated vegetable oil, there is still an outside possibility.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 09:08 PM (CPk08)
Something to the effect of ' I thought children of Presidents were off limits to criticism'
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (IDPbH)
Der Mr President,
I have seen "Star Wars"
The Tusken Raiders don't look like very nice people. Please don't visit their cemetery.
Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (ENsfj)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (wTwJ2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS0w3Wkric8
This guy, right here.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 09:06 PM (8b+oT)
Hey, I fled to Mars so I wouldn't have to see it. Don't blame me!
Posted by: Curiousity Rover at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: freaked at April 24, 2017 09:05 PM (BO/km)
Neither. Water pollution.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (SRKgf)
And, as you said, free as a bird.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (zc3Db)
Ok ok, it wasn't a hedge fund. It was a trading firm.
Soooorrrrryyyyy!!
: )
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (Jcg9Q)
SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WIEDERSEHEN, GOOD NIIIIGHT!
Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2017 09:10 PM (AOrEZ)
Oh. My. God.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
----
Damn you, curiosity!
Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 09:06 PM
Word.
Posted by: Blind Zombie Cat at April 24, 2017 09:10 PM (AOEg6)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 24, 2017 09:10 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 09:10 PM (fWLrt)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 09:10 PM (/P46o)
Posted by: Capt. Ahab at April 24, 2017 09:10 PM (Od+LM)
Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at April 24, 2017 09:10 PM (DpOmP)
I have seen The Sound of Music and the Nazis don't look like very nice people.
But my mom says they have some really good ideas about eugenics, socialism and gun control.
Don't jizz on pretty dresses.
Sincerely,
Chelsea Clinton
Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 09:11 PM (8b+oT)
Apparently I was about the 16th Hordling To wonder how she sent a letter and kept it too.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 24, 2017 09:06 PM
Click on it and it takes you to the Twitter page with the answer from Chelsea.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 09:11 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:08 PM (zc3Db)
THAT'S FUNNY CAUSE THAT'S THE SAME NAME OF THE CITY I PLAY FOR!!!!
Posted by: Country Boy channeling Ben Rothlisberger at April 24, 2017 09:11 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (dFi94)
Well, look at all the success they had telling us what a fashionista the Wookie was.
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2017 09:12 PM (5gUS+)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (cuZZW)
So glad someone got it, but not that way.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 09:12 PM (yL25O)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS0w3Wkric8
This guy, right here.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (H5rtT)
"I never loved a man more than you?" From a Greek?? Watch yourself!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:12 PM (SRKgf)
Laughing my ass off 'bout Chris Stevens' murder
Boxes of baby parts tied up with string
These are a few of my favorite things
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 09:12 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (fDdVG)
I'm not being mean but, Mom, is that you?
You have the voice of my conscience and mother telling me this is not nice and unnecessary.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:12 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 09:12 PM (+QhzW)
"The Nazis don't look like very nice people. Please don't go to their cemetery unless they are willing to make a six-figure donation to the Foundation. Or perhaps some classic artwork of, um, unknown provenance. Please have them contact H. Rodham, Treasurer & Curator.
Thank you in advance for your most generous contribution,
Chelsea Clinton, child beard for Mom & Dad's Graft Factory
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (Ndje9)
I saw my daddy stick his something is a woman's mouth. It didn't look very nice.
Sincerely,
Chelsea Clinton
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (dFi94)
I'd rather fuck a carp than Chelsea.
Chelsea wouldn't even make #6 on a list of carps.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (ENsfj)
It wasn't fake but it was stupid... he laid a wreath at the tomb of the unknown German soldiers that apparently contained the remains of several SS in addition to remains from other German wars.
Yet another reason why that letter is fake? The visit to the cemetery, and the wreath laying, were not announced ahead of time so a letter telling the Reagan not to visit makes no sense.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: MAGA at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (LQ1Q3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (bZ7mE)
>> Hillary in the ass.
Correction: when Hillary screws Webb in the ass.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 24, 2017 09:14 PM (aKqWT)
Reagan had committed to visiting the Bitburg German soldier cemetery as part of a show of unity with West Germany against the Soviets. The Cold War was still a very real thing.
Beforehand Media discovered and made a big deal that some of the buried soldiers had been Waffen SS. A lot of pressure was put on Reagan to cancel, including by American Jews, but Reagan went through with it.
Bigger picture and all.
I never thought the Wall would fall in my lifetime, let alone six years after Bitburg
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 09:14 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: gewa76 at April 24, 2017 09:14 PM (f4GSC)
As Chelsea watched it on TV somehow it really bothered her
Drank in all the bars in town for an extended foreign policy
Pick up the pieces
Chelsea's brain is hanging upside down, she needs something to slow her down
Ooh yeah, Chelsea's brain is hanging upside down and she needs something to slow me down".
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2017 09:15 PM (5VlCp)
visit to the cemetery, and the wreath laying, were not announced ahead
of time so a letter telling the Reagan not to visit makes no sense.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (FTXAT)
=======================
That, I did not know. Interesting, innit?
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:15 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Infidel at April 24, 2017 09:15 PM (uKRys)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 09:15 PM (+QhzW)
Posted by: JCL at April 24, 2017 09:15 PM (knARk)
Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary at April 24, 2017 09:16 PM (ZcAbN)
visit to the cemetery, and the wreath laying, were not announced ahead
of time so a letter telling the Reagan not to visit makes no sense.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (FTXAT)
You sure about that? That's not how I remember it. I thought there was a big stink before he did it.
Posted by: Country Boy channeling Ben Rothlisberger at April 24, 2017 09:16 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: JCL at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (knARk)
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: JCL at April 24, 2017 09:15 PM (knARk)
Maybe that's why she never got a reply
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (3myMJ)
visit to the cemetery, and the wreath laying, were not announced ahead
of time so a letter telling the Reagan not to visit makes no sense.
Posted by: redbanzai
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That's weird.
Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (FOnk+)
My dad or mom photocopied it and then my grandma had it framed and hung on her wall. After she passed away, it moved to my parents'
-Chelsea Clinton
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (IqV8l)
I saw eight men out. Being a traitor is pretty ugly.
I heard you ran to Canada.
I'm glad you're not my real Dad.
I hate you,
Chelsea
Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Sgt. Dan at April 24, 2017 09:18 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (FOnk+)
Last thing she ever wrote with her own hand.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:18 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: MAGA at April 24, 2017 09:18 PM (LQ1Q3)
Posted by: JCL at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (knARk)
Ugh, I didn't even look that closely.
Oh, you mean the letter.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 09:18 PM (8nWyX)
visit to the cemetery, and the wreath laying, were not announced ahead
of time so a letter telling the Reagan not to visit makes no sense.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (FTXAT)
That's not accurate.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 09:18 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 09:18 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 09:19 PM (oVJmc)
on her wall. After she passed away, it moved to my parents'
-Chelsea Clinton
=======================
She said that? The her grandmother framed a letter about Nazis and cemetaries and hung it on her wall till she died?
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:19 PM (dFi94)
Not true. See @305
I happened to be in West Berlin when it went down
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 09:19 PM (bQxkN)
-Chelsea Clinton
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (IqV8l)
So they anticipated its future utility.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:19 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 24, 2017 09:19 PM (qJhUV)
They've always did shit like this. In 3rd grade, they had us write about something, Christmas I believe it was, and the newspaper printed the best ones. It was typical "Ain't that cute" shit.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 24, 2017 09:19 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: Country Boy channeling Ben Rothlisberger at April 24, 2017 09:16 PM (Jcg9Q)
According to the History Channel, it was only a controversy after he visited. Reagan did not know the tomb contained Waffen SS remains before he laid the wreath.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (FTXAT)
I hope this clears things up.
Posted by: Warden at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (YOnlm)
Posted by: MAGA at April 24, 2017 09:18 PM (LQ1Q3)
I don't know but Fen is a very good person and thinks we shouldn't make fun of Chelsea's appearance.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (u8Ywb)
You sure about that? That's not how I remember it. I thought there was a big stink before he did it.
Posted by: Country Boy channeling Ben Rothlisberger at April 24, 2017 09:16 PM (Jcg9Q)
Yeah, I remember it being a controversy at the time.
Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (FTXAT)
History Channel got it wrong.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (Jcg9Q)
She said that? The her grandmother framed a letter about Nazis and cemetaries and hung it on her wall till she died?
Posted by: grammie winger
That's what it says at the Twitter page.
Click on the letter.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (IqV8l)
M'aiq, however, admits that he made the story in the letter up, at least the best part.
M'aiq also did not receive a reply.
Posted by: M'aiq, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (wB8Tg)
What 5 year old even understands what a "president" is?
Posted by: Tuna at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Warden at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (YOnlm)
Apology accepted. You're still going to hell.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 09:22 PM (+QhzW)
-Chelsea Clinton
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (IqV8l)
So they anticipated its future utility.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:19 PM (SRKgf)
Didn't Bill write a letter when he was dodging the draft something about viability? He was planning way ahead, this doesn't surprise me at all. Bill was Governor then, correct?
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:22 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:22 PM (ENsfj)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 24, 2017 09:22 PM (b7fwp)
"visit to the cemetery, and the wreath laying, were not announced ahead of time"
Not true. See @305
I happened to be in West Berlin when it went down
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 09:19 PM (bQxkN)
According to this http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/reagan-visits-concentration-camp-and-war-cemetery it was true. West Germans may have known there were Waffen SS buried there but apparently Reagan did not.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:22 PM (FTXAT)
You should have seen her letters to me. Christ all mighty.
"Please, Santa, I've been a really good girl this year. Make daddy stop wrestling with all those women late at night. It keeps me awake. And then mommy comes home and finds him and starts throwing lamps and yelling."
Posted by: Santa Claus at April 24, 2017 09:23 PM (Od+LM)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 24, 2017 09:23 PM (nXCp4)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:23 PM (dFi94)
I hope this clears things up.
Posted by: Warden at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (YOnlm)
Yes, that clears things up.
You won't mind if I pass your address along to alexthechick, right?
Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 09:23 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:22 PM (FTXAT)
They're wrong.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:23 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Infidel at April 24, 2017 09:23 PM (uKRys)
In 20 years, some stupid spawn of a millenial will show us a tweet she sent at 5 years old to President Trump to not build that wall, which will be the equivalent to her marching with MLK.
Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:24 PM (ENsfj)
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (FTXAT)
History Channel got it wrong.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (Jcg9Q)
Yup The Ramones wrote "My Brain is Hanging Upside Down (Bonzo Goes to Bitburg) just for Ronnie.
Joey was a big lefty, but the others guys in the band loved Reagan.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2017 09:24 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (u8Ywb)
On one hand, yes, it's petty to snark about someone's appearance. On the other, when enormous media entities are carrying on a gratis campaign to try to convince the world that she's the epitome of feminine grace and beauty so she can take her rightful place as ruler... no, she's unfortunate-looking. Don't piss on my leg and tell me Chelsea's attractive, media.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 09:25 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (u8Ywb)
That's a fair point. And look on the bright side: all of the albino manatees who got boners looking at that photo.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:25 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Green Peace's Rainbow Warrior at April 24, 2017 09:25 PM (ZIFyZ)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2017 09:25 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (sdi6R)
M'aiq knows what is behind the Mandela Effect, but will not tell.
M'aiq does not want to spoil the surprise.
Posted by: M'aiq, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 24, 2017 09:25 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Tuna at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (jm1YL)
==============================
My 5 year old grandson saw Trump's plane fly over Kenosha last week. Lots of choppers all around. Kid thought it was cool. The planes I mean. He doesn't know Trump from a hole in the ground.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:25 PM (dFi94)
Dammit. They tried to tell him "close your mouth when it rains, Juan".
But he wouldn't listen....
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 09:26 PM (r58H0)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (u8Ywb)
The Pathetic Left is going all out to make this piece of shit look and sound like a leader.
It's all fair game.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:26 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (Jcg9Q)<<<
Unpossible. The difference is most likely because... aliens.
Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at April 24, 2017 09:26 PM (Od+LM)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (fD1ST)
I know, I wanted to make fun of Chelsea, I read what Fenelon wrote and I felt ashamed for being cruel, as if my mother could see what I was writing.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:25 PM (dFi94)
That's good enough for us... let us at it
Posted by: LGBT Community at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (MZcWR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (bQxkN)
On another topic - sometimes I go back to peruse old posts, especially ONTs. I discovered that the BCochran carrots-in-chili meme sprang to life on the ONT of October 5, 2016. A day of infamy.
Also, on 10/12/16, Ace warned us to behave ourselves and to stop asking why we'd been banned because he didn't keep track of that stuff. And that between the cobs and trusted commenters, there were 15 banhammer holders.
Yes, I am a Recent Historian. Because, "so soon they forget!"
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (tHwdc)
In other words, she lied? Couldn't possibly have known before he went?
Posted by: t-bird at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (eeTCA)
"I never got a reply"
Just like all those kids in Benghazi.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (fD1ST)
======================
ouch
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (u8Ywb)
I'll be your proxy.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:23 PM (dFi94)
Dear President Reagan,
I'm writing to protest against the recent proposal of the Federal Reserve to lower the fractional reserve rate below 10%. I understand the tension between fiscal and monetary policy, but have to express my concern at the impact on the rate of inflation and the exchange rate of the dollar vis a vis other currencies.
Sincerely,
Chelsea Clinton
5 years old
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (nXCp4)
visit to the cemetery, and the wreath laying, were not announced ahead
of time so a letter telling the Reagan not to visit makes no sense.
Correct. In fact, if you research it you'll find that the visit was sprung on Reagan and he had to do it or it would have embarrassed the shit out of whoever the German Chancellor was, Helmet Kohl, maybe? And he didn't want to do that because, something, soviets, germany cooperation, blah blah. I forget, but it was not preplanned on the American side, so bullshit Mt Everest type shit.
Posted by: dagny at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (Mc+44)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:19 PM (SRKgf)
Didn't Bill write a letter when he was dodging the draft something about viability? He was planning way ahead, this doesn't surprise me at all. Bill was Governor then, correct?
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:22 PM (u8Ywb)
++++
Bill Clinton met JFK in the White House in 1963, when he was 16. He was planning on being president for a very long time.
https://worldhistoryproject.org/1963/7/24/bill-
clinton-meets-president-john-f-kennedy
It doesn't surprise me that Bill and/or Hillary made a copy of that letter. They undoubtedly put her up to writing it in the first place.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:29 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (Jcg9Q)
Perhaps they did... I was too young to be paying attention to politics at the time:-P
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:29 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: itsacookbook at April 24, 2017 09:29 PM (yPxXc)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (u8Ywb)
I feel very satisfied when I make fun of how ugly Chelsea is.
And we should thank G-d she's so ugly because if she wasn't she would be a really serious threat. She's still a serious threat (thanks to so many brain-dead leftist sheep) but her ugliness is Nature trying its hardest to minimize the possible damage she can do.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (zc3Db)
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (fD1ST)
I know, I wanted to make fun of Chelsea, I read what Fenelon wrote and I felt ashamed for being cruel, as if my mother could see what I was writing.
Posted by: CaliGirl
* am on record for questioning the whole schtick *
* sprouts unicorn wings and hovers over the remainder of thread *
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (GgzGa)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:25 PM (SRKgf)
And their numbers are way down.
It's so exciting when we are able to figure out the special reason God made a specific person.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (yL25O)
They didn't listen, either.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (6FqZa)
It wasn't intended as disparagement of anyone here. I just never want to go to a moron meet up if the women all have to be size 5's who look 29. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at April 24, 2017 09:31 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:31 PM (ENsfj)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:31 PM (u8Ywb)
M'aiq knows it is authentic, he copied the signature himself!
Posted by: M'aiq, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 24, 2017 09:32 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: dagny at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (Mc+44)
I think the only debate point is whether Reagan knew about the SS/Waffen/whatever before he went, not who did or didn't plan it.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:32 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at April 24, 2017 09:32 PM (A9yNV)
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at April 24, 2017 09:32 PM (1aMQH)
... a Woman bitched because another Woman was called Less Than Pretty ?
Well - Color Me Fucking Shocked.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2017 09:32 PM (fiGNd)
Of course, the Clintons being filled with nothing but politics, deception and scheming, did this with her hand, and put in a few spelling errors, then did who-knows-what with it.
I had very smart 5-year-olds, and have a 4-year-old grandson who is reading at a second grade level, but they couldn't be bothered with the President's schedule at that age.
However, my young lad, in I think 3rd grade and an avid reader of anything he could find, had the assignment to write about dinosaurs or presidents. All the other kids chose dinosaurs, he chose Bill Clinton, who was in the news for his Monica phase. I had to hide Newsweek and Time from him because I didn't want to have to explain oral sex to an 8-year-old. He wrote about what Clinton did. I just found it the other day when I was going through his memory box. The teachers were all abuzz about it.
Good times.
We need MOAR CLINTONS!
Posted by: MathMom at April 24, 2017 09:32 PM (mSbwX)
Posted by: Infidel at April 24, 2017 09:33 PM (uKRys)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (fDdVG)
Sorry if I assumed that, you made me think of what my mother would say, and she would tell me to stop being mean.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:33 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: The Jackhole at April 24, 2017 09:33 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 09:33 PM (r58H0)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 09:33 PM (oVJmc)
Bill Clinton met JFK in the White House in 1963, when he was 16. He was planning on being president for a very long time.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (R+30W)
It's pretty normal for a teenager to want to be a major league baseball player or an astronaut, and work hard towards that goal.
But there is something very, very wrong with a teenager who wants to be President. I doubt that either Reagan or Trump seriously considered it at that age.
Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 09:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2017 09:33 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (fDdVG)
If you're a size 6, we might let you in to the CenTexMoMee. You have to bring booze though to make up for your girth.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:34 PM (Jcg9Q)
It wasn't intended as disparagement of anyone here. I just never want to go to a moron meet up if the women all have to be size 5's who look 29. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (fDdVG)
Also, neither do I. When I hear people tearing a person's looks apart I sometimes think, I wonder what they'll say about me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:34 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 24, 2017 09:34 PM (6n332)
Man, my O-ring almost failed after three months of tropical 'launches', so I would take such a letter very seriously indeed.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, Going Down As An Ex-President at April 24, 2017 09:34 PM (7H/2n)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 24, 2017 09:35 PM (nXCp4)
If you did that, you'd probably never lay a wreath anywhere, at any time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:35 PM (SRKgf)
I watch the news every night with my mom and dad. What are blow jobs? They won't tell me.
I am 5.
Thanks,
Your Friend Bobby
Posted by: Bobby, 1998 at April 24, 2017 09:35 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at April 24, 2017 09:35 PM (A9yNV)
And the reason was??
Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:31 PM (ENsfj)
If I remember right President Reagan was building solidarity with our NATO allies and at the time the Soviets were playing the West Germans against us with our neutron bomb and new missiles being deployed to West Germany or some such situation. I thought President Reagan wanted to lay the wreath to lay all of the past to rest in a sense and move forward together having lived through the World War 2 period himself.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2017 09:36 PM (5VlCp)
and why is it important to "take a load off granny"
and "put the load...put the load...put the load on me"?
Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:36 PM (ENsfj)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 24, 2017 09:36 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable! at April 24, 2017 09:36 PM (/Kwzr)
Don't pose for magazine covers to make people pay attention to your looks if you don't want people to pay attention to your looks, Webby.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 24, 2017 09:36 PM (fD1ST)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 09:37 PM (bQxkN)
I know exactly what they'll say about me. LOL.
You're a kind woman. Good night
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:37 PM (fDdVG)
... a Woman bitched because another Woman was called Less Than Pretty ?
Well - Color Me Fucking Shocked.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2017 09:32 PM (fiGNd)
You want the other woman to be called "pretty?" /shudders
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:37 PM (SRKgf)
visit to the cemetery, and the wreath laying, were not announced ahead
of time so a letter telling the Reagan not to visit makes no sense.
Correct. In fact, if you research it you'll find that the visit was sprung on Reagan and he had to do it or it would have embarrassed the shit out of whoever the German Chancellor was, Helmet Kohl, maybe? And he didn't want to do that because, something, soviets, germany cooperation, blah blah. I forget, but it was not preplanned on the American side, so bullshit Mt Everest type shit.
Posted by: dagny at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (Mc+44)
++++
That is simply false. Reagan might not have known about it when he first accepted the invitation, but he knew well before he left the US for Germany.
http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/the-bitburg-controversy
The visit to the cemetery was announced on 4/11. The visit took place on 5/5. In between, there was much discussion about it. No need to revise history.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 09:37 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:37 PM (ENsfj)
Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at April 24, 2017 09:37 PM (hCdMd)
I didnt get a
Thanks,
Your Friend Bobby
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2017 09:38 PM (6FqZa)
I think Carter killed the Neutron bomb ... because it was so totally "immoral" to kill a bunch of savage lunatics but save their stuff. The rules state that if you kill a bunch of enemies you have to obliterate at least 73% of their stuff, too. It's in the book of international law.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:38 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Japer in Springfield at April 24, 2017 09:39 PM (d76uN)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 09:39 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: Quint at April 24, 2017 09:39 PM (DpOmP)
And the reason was??
Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:31 PM (ENsfj)
There was some reason why he didn't want to dis Kohl at the time. I don't remember the actual event, but maybe 15 years ago I was working on something where I needed to read a lot of historians' accounts of the Brandenburg Gate speech. In that research, there was an explanation of why he ended up laying that wreath, which was conveyed and understood at the time. It's not like the whole cemetery was SS. I know that there was no way to get out of it without embarrassing the German head of State, who I think was Kohl and that we wanted that particular head of state not to be embarrassed because we wanted him to remain the head of state.
Of course, the Clintons were busy rapin' and stealin' at the time, so I'm sure they missed the actual diplomatic reasons.
Posted by: dagny at April 24, 2017 09:39 PM (Mc+44)
Posted by: Transgalactic Yoko Ono Appreciation Society, AoSHQ ColonyGaaa at April 24, 2017 09:40 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:34 PM (u8Ywb)
Well ...
... assuming you haven't had an entire Political Party pushing you ... and you haven't assumed you're the next Entitled Member of a Political Dynasty ...
I'll buy your first one.
But if you're being pushed upon us as the Next Big Thing We Must Support ...
... then fuck that. I'll pick that shit apart eight ways from Sunday. And the fact that you DON'T think that way is why people like you and people like me just don't have much common ground.
When I see a Future Tyrant - all I see is a future tyrant. Don't give two shits about the sexuality.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2017 09:40 PM (fiGNd)
I just never want to go to a moron meet up if the women all have to be
size 5's who look 29. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (fDdVG)
Forget about the size 5 - it's the 29 that's gonna kill us all.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 24, 2017 09:40 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Shit Sigmund Freud Said, Vol. III at April 24, 2017 09:41 PM (sdi6R)
So the contrived controversy was Reagan was honoring Nazis, which obviously he disagreed and went ahead and made the visit.
Sounds like typical Democrat/fake news bullshit spearheaded by the leftist jewish ninnies.
Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:41 PM (ENsfj)
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:41 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 24, 2017 09:41 PM (Od+LM)
His teacher had a great time with it. She really loved him. When he was in first grade, he wanted a lab coat for Christmas, so I found one, a women's size XXS, but it will went down to his ankles. He took it to school and kept it in his cubby. Whenever they started doing Science class, he went to his cubby, put on his lab coat, and did whatever they were doing, then put the lab coat back.
Teachers would come by the room, peek in the door, and ask his teacher "is he wearing the lab coat? Everyone loved watching him. He was very serious about science.
He did this in first, second and third grades. In fourth grade, his stupid teachers thought it was unfair for him to have a lab coat when no one else had a lab coat, so they didn't let him bring it. Instead of suggesting to him that he let others wear it once in a while, or realizing that the people in our community could afford $15 for a freaking lab coat if their kid wanted one, they sucked the specialness out of him to make things "fair".
I still wish I had flattened those two teacher's tires.
Posted by: MathMom at April 24, 2017 09:41 PM (mSbwX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 09:42 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:41 PM (ENsfj)
Oh trust me, they've been at it a long time. It's just never been this bad imho.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:42 PM (Jcg9Q)
Hebrew School for that one.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2017 09:42 PM (6FqZa)
Believe you me, I was prepared to. I heard my mother in my ear and I felt ashamed.
I've had a tough week, I may be sensitive more so than normal.
Chelsea deserves it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:42 PM (u8Ywb)
I watch the news every night with my mom and dad. What are blow jobs? They won't tell me.
I am 5.
Thanks,
Your Friend Bobby
Posted by: Bobby, 1998 at April 24, 2017 09:35 PM (qJhUV)
Boom.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 09:42 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: freaked at April 24, 2017 09:43 PM (BO/km)
See @305 331 FFS
Reagan didn't know when he committed, but damn well knew by the time he got there. IIRC the gravestones had SS markings, but they were covered in snow when Reagan's folks scoped the place in the winter
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 09:43 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: LASue at April 24, 2017 09:43 PM (CLKfs)
Question: is all the mail received by the president archived for the presidential library?
Or at least the sender's info and date recorded in a registry?
Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:44 PM (ENsfj)
Close the thread.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 24, 2017 09:44 PM (fD1ST)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 09:37 PM (R+30W)
Not revising, it was a diplomatic goof, where we agreed and then were made aware of the SS. I don't know exactly how long it was, but withdrawing would have embarrassed their head of state. I'm not too sure about your source material re Reagan as it could be a tad hysterical. They all went after him exactly with the same vigor and blame and conspiracy bs that they do with Trump.
Posted by: dagny at April 24, 2017 09:44 PM (Mc+44)
Posted by: itsacookbook
Well, um, because ...
SNIPER FIRE!!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at April 24, 2017 09:44 PM (AoK0a)
My daddy's a philandering scumbag and my mother is a loveless crone.
Pleez help.
Posted by: Chelsee at April 24, 2017 09:44 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: freaked at April 24, 2017 09:43 PM (BO/km)
You can, go for it, I was still laughing at you guys which is just as bad.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:44 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:38 PM (zc3Db)
Thanks TPOP.....I just remember from that time that President Reagan was upgrading our nuclear umbrella in West Germany in particular and the Soviets didn't want it of course.
SS-20's come to mind on their side I think?
I remember all the peaceniks marching to and fro calling President Reagan the devil and war monger, etc, etc.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2017 09:45 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 24, 2017 09:45 PM (nXCp4)
I watch the news every night with my mom and dad. What are blow jobs? They won't tell me.
I am 5.
Thanks,
Your Friend Bobby
Posted by: Bobby, 1998 at April 24, 2017 09:35 PM (qJhUV)
And, just to let you know, I never got a reply back either. What an asshole!
Posted by: Bobby, 2017 at April 24, 2017 09:45 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at April 24, 2017 09:45 PM (oBuXO)
If whomever is promoting her will go to the extremes of inventing this shit
what won't they do?
Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at April 24, 2017 09:45 PM (hCdMd)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:42 PM (u8Ywb)
Difference One ... of many ... between Men and Women ...
Most Men see Men acting like Assholes ... as Assholes.
Most Women see Women acting like Assholes ... as Women.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2017 09:46 PM (fiGNd)
Of course the trust fund loser used a 5.7mm, so tracking them down should not be hard.
Posted by: Jean at April 24, 2017 09:46 PM (zZb/S)
Also: not at all athletic. Huh. Who.would have thought/
Posted by: small town girl at April 24, 2017 09:46 PM (wrO39)
Make sense, or too paranoid?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (SRKgf)
Of course it's a scam. Those "investors" were buying influence, and never had any expectation of a cash return on that "investment".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2017 09:46 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 24, 2017 09:23 PM
dunno...I've always been perplexed (& strangely aroused) by that line
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2017 09:47 PM (KCxzN)
I believe she wrote the letter (with adult prompting and help). But I do not believe it was ever mailed.
I also believe chelsea believes it was mailed, tho.
Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:47 PM (ENsfj)
Posted by: Locke Common at April 24, 2017 09:47 PM (uYg2X)
dEaR Mr. PrEsidenT,
My moMmy is drUnk agaiN and ranTing about daDDy's bimbos. Daddy tolD her to sHut her sTupid mouth. tHey Don't lOOk like vEry niCe peOple. HelP!
SiNCerlEy,
ChElsEa CliNTon
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 09:47 PM (auHtY)
I don't. When Clintons lie, they speak their native tongue.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 09:48 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at April 24, 2017 09:48 PM (hCdMd)
Laughing my ass off 'bout Chris Stevens' murder
Boxes of baby parts tied up with string
These are a few of my favorite things"
Whoooooooaaaah.
This is only frickin' hilarious and jawdroppingly great.
Dynamite, Insomniac, boom goes the. Some assembly required.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at April 24, 2017 09:49 PM (1aMQH)
Dear President Reagan,
I look just like Uncle Webster
Pleez help
Posted by: Beto Ochoa
Better that then Uncle Fester
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 09:50 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2017 09:45 PM (5VlCp)
Yep. The eurotrash were having mass protests every other day. It was kind of funny to watch. All the anti-nuke stuff was registering an 11 on the lefty whack list. And we had the lefty eurotrash wannabes, here, who started declaring their city blocks to be "nuke-free zones".
I still laugh thinking about it all.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:50 PM (zc3Db)
So the contrived controversy was Reagan was honoring Nazis, which obviously he disagreed and went ahead and made the visit.
Sounds like typical Democrat/fake news bullshit spearheaded by the leftist jewish ninnies.
Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:41 PM (ENsfj)
++++
Kohl was doing the same thing that many Japanese leaders have been doing. That is, saying it's time to stop apologizing for the past. Just like Southerners in this country want to be able to honor those Confederate soldiers killed in the war, many in Japan and Germany feel the same about their soldiers who gave their lives for their country.
But, some can't accept that. If some guy in in Georgia want to show respect to his great-great-great grandfather (I'm not sure if that's the right number of greats and I don't want to do the math) who died in the Civil War, than someone has to get bent out of shape because of what the war was about instead of just letting the living pay their respects.
Kohl wanted to pay respects to the soldiers in that cemetery, and just because there were also 52 Nazis buried there shouldn't mean that nobody should ever visit that cemetery.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 09:50 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 24, 2017 09:51 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 09:51 PM (+QhzW)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 24, 2017 09:51 PM (b7fwp)
I saw that too.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:52 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 24, 2017 09:52 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: LASue at April 24, 2017 09:52 PM (CLKfs)
I have seen Schindler's List. The Nazis don't look like very nice people. Please don't go to their cemetery.
Sincerely,
Chelsea Clinton
(I swearsies I wrote this at age 5 and sent it to Reagan and still have a copy of it)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 09:52 PM (auHtY)
Yep. The eurotrash were having mass protests every other day. It was kind of funny to watch. All the anti-nuke stuff was registering an 11 on the lefty whack list. And we had the lefty eurotrash wannabes, here, who started declaring their city blocks to be "nuke-free zones".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:50 PM (zc3Db)
And those are the exact same places now declaring themselves "sanctuary cities".
It's almost as if they don't consider themselves as part of America at all.
Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 09:52 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: maverick muse at April 24, 2017 09:53 PM (hCdMd)
I call bullshit! That's 80 years earlier than the average Democrat learns to spell, and 104 years earlier than they learn to think.
Seriously, you can tell the Clintons are not only con artists, but lazy, sloppy, and unimaginative con artists. That Oxford comma is for you, slick.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 24, 2017 09:53 PM (LeUrG)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 24, 2017 09:53 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at April 24, 2017 09:54 PM (IZPbG)
Hebrew School for that one.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2017 09:42 PM (6FqZa)
With his love of all things Japanese, I joked with his teacher that he wrote that way because he was a reincarnated ninja. He had been reading independently since he was three so it wasn't that he wasn't familiar with how English was written.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:54 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 24, 2017 09:54 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: Chelsee at April 24, 2017 09:55 PM (oVJmc)
I just went and got the letter. It was typed (spacing and spelling preserved). The text follows:
PRESIDENT CLINTON (the worst of course) by: (his name)
There are lots of presidents, CLINTON,WASHINGTON,LINCOLN,JEFFERSON,BUSH,KENNEDY and many more.But I think CLINTON is the worst! 1st he lies all the time, and he won't admit it! One of his lies was that he said that he said [sic] they they burned black churches in the state he was born in.But that state was a free state!His other lies I shouldn't talk about,but he is the worst!2ndHe's LUCKY he won the impeachment trial!That was just luck.I think they should have another trial and he should lose! And know [sic] he admited 2 of the lies (That is,AFTER the impeachment trial.) . By the way, Don't relect him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: MathMom at April 24, 2017 09:55 PM (mSbwX)
I call the skin tone post mortem white.
Posted by: YIKES! at April 24, 2017 09:56 PM (t6XCL)
Mi mom went protess u. I rite storee.
See Dick run. Sally hit Dick cuz Dick faskiss. Run Dick run.
Moldeeloks
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 09:57 PM (Nwg0u)
It's one thing when a thread is several hours old and everyone has run out of things to say, but that's not the case most of the time.
Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 09:57 PM (sdi6R)
So, ok, perhaps there was warning, but not enough to keep from harming Helmut Kohl. The die was cast and the idiocy of the left, who would have been fine with harming WEST germany, not withstanding.
Posted by: dagny at April 24, 2017 09:57 PM (Mc+44)
Exactly.
It's almost as if they don't consider themselves as part of America at all.
Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 09:52 PM (sdi6R)
I wish they weren't.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:58 PM (zc3Db)
-
She was mommy's little bartender.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 09:59 PM (Nwg0u)
The Nazis were an irrelevant detail.
Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 24, 2017 09:59 PM (3myMJ)
Amy Carter was a nuclear strategy planner.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (IqV8l)
I believe he called it "nucular," despite being an alumnus of the Navy nuclear program.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 24, 2017 10:00 PM (jK8Z7)
Dear Mr. President,
I have seen Triumphen des Willens. Riefenstahl's filming is really good but the Nazis don't look like nice people. Please don't visit their cemetery.
Chelsea Clinton
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 10:01 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (u8Ywb)
It's OK to mock Chelsea's appearance because the Left constantly pumps her up as a paragon of beauty, and of wisdom, neither attribute having any basis in fact.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2017 10:03 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at April 24, 2017 10:05 PM (1CtvB)
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (FTXAT)
History Channel got it wrong.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (Jcg9Q)
In case anyone missed it: Waffen SS were "elite" soldiers. The Totenkopf SS ran the death camps.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2017 10:05 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Carly Fiorina at April 24, 2017 10:08 PM (1CtvB)
https://youtu.be/Wllc5gSc-N8
And keep in mind, this is a show geared towards kids as well as adults.
Posted by: mpthompson at April 24, 2017 10:16 PM (b0njJ)
Posted by: ShainS at April 24, 2017 10:17 PM (ZcAbN)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 24, 2017 09:41 PM (Od+LM)
She was practicing writing ransom notes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 10:23 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: mkf at April 24, 2017 10:27 PM (BjQDH)
Posted by: Christian Toto at April 24, 2017 10:33 PM (eTv0F)
Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at April 24, 2017 10:58 PM (xFkiy)
"There be whales here!"
Chelsea is about as useful as tits on a boar hog and as smart as a bag of hammers. There's no way in hell she wrote that at age 5. I don't care what private school she went to or who her parents are.
I don't know which makes me gag more, that picture of her on a boat or the thought of her running for office.
Posted by: grizzledcoastie at April 24, 2017 11:08 PM (GV08/)
Posted by: grizzledcoastie at April 24, 2017 11:08 PM (GV08/)
For me, it's thinking of her eating some nice crispy fried chicken. She doesn't deserve it.
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 24, 2017 11:40 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at April 25, 2017 12:26 AM (DcUt/)
flashbacks .... https://tinyurl.com/lw29qy4
Posted by: Corndog at April 25, 2017 02:17 AM (V2CIU)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9VGKRAoqMU
Posted by: jimmy958 at April 25, 2017 02:58 AM (nrtT9)
Posted by: jbspry at April 25, 2017 03:25 AM (IhKmM)
Posted by: ProphetofDumb at April 25, 2017 04:57 AM (K6ONP)
Posted by: Rdm at April 25, 2017 06:18 AM (DFtoc)
What, is the Senate seat not available?
Could it be that Kristin Gillibrand was just a seat-warmer, to fill the gap between Hillary and Chelsea?
Posted by: haiku guy at April 25, 2017 06:23 AM (N+zBw)
Posted by: jp at April 25, 2017 07:04 AM (ctXeH)
Posted by: LA ette, lakeside lurker at April 25, 2017 08:33 AM (TmYEE)
http://tinyurl.com/n5ser2s
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 08:59 PM (R+30W)
It's clear she didn't have a Brazilian. *pours gallon of eye bleach on face*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2017 08:38 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at April 25, 2017 08:59 AM (OC/e1)
Posted by: I Am Who I Am at April 25, 2017 09:37 AM (rR6f3)
Posted by: jaylouem at April 25, 2017 10:08 AM (/K6dk)
Posted by: jaylouem at April 25, 2017 10:09 AM (/K6dk)
Posted by: jaylouem at April 25, 2017 10:15 AM (/K6dk)
Posted by: jaylouem at April 25, 2017 10:18 AM (/K6dk)
Reminds me of the episode on Beck (back when he wasany good) where he and his compatriots mocked young people's purported letters to Barky.
Posted by: And now you know... the rest of the story at April 25, 2017 10:48 AM (Whlww)
Posted by: Sphynx at April 25, 2017 11:31 AM (OZmbA)
Yeah, I remember the press gotcha's of that event, when Reagan was going to purportedly an SS cemetery, or at least where some Nazis had been buried.
Helmut Kohl had asked Reagan to go with him to Bitburg cemetery as a show of friendship between the nations.
Posted by: Sphynx at April 25, 2017 11:33 AM (OZmbA)
My eyes! My eyes! it burns us!
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 25, 2017 12:26 PM (1hM1d)
Why did god make a mouth like that?
To paraphrase, the late great, Rodney Dangerfield, He made it for a hook.
Posted by: Wendy at April 25, 2017 01:38 PM (bpemY)
And all the little boys and girls in the class dutifully set about writing the letter. All but one. The other little boys and girls asked the nine-year-old CatchThirtyThr33 why he wasn't. He shrugged: "President Reagan is a very busy man. He spends a lot of time talking to Congress and other presidents from other countries. He will never see our letters. Not because he doesn't want to. He will never have the time." The teacher became quite angry, perhaps because CatchThirtyThr33 was being insolent (again)...but also because, as the teacher could never admit upon hearing that, that young Catch was right.
I didn't write the stupid thing.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at April 25, 2017 02:24 PM (/TcDV)
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