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Obama Now Giving Speech at the University of Chicago on Community Organizing

Live on CNN's feed now.

If you can't bear listening to the Jug-Eared F***, CBD's post is still below. I hate stomping him, but this is a live event, so. What must be done must be done.

Posted by: Ace at 11:58 AM




Comments

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1 Yawn.

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 12:01 PM (7n4KQ)

2 Which will come first?

"Let me be clear" or "this is not who we are."

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 24, 2017 12:02 PM (ZQpd0)

3 Alinsky speech #32.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 24, 2017 12:02 PM (vtcmf)

4 So it seems nobody's interested.

That's about right.

Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2017 12:02 PM (hdpay)

5 Those lips, those eyes. I pine for those thighs.

Posted by: Reggie Love at April 24, 2017 12:02 PM (bc2Lc)

6 Commies are going to commie...

Posted by: Frisky the cat at April 24, 2017 12:02 PM (u0o5R)

7 Obama ate a dog.

Posted by: Hotspur at April 24, 2017 12:02 PM (hp5Wc)

8 I wonder if he will lecture us on our incivility...

Posted by: Frisky the cat at April 24, 2017 12:03 PM (u0o5R)

9 I think "some say" may appear at least twice.

Also, "I reject [strawman he just built]" ought to find a place in this speech.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 24, 2017 12:03 PM (ZQpd0)

10 Hey Baraka Hussein? Go Fuck Yourself!

Posted by: Chris M at April 24, 2017 12:03 PM (eAZVt)

11 Obama: Now let's meet some future liberal sycophants!

Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2017 12:04 PM (hdpay)

12 Can't stand to see or hear him... Besides I already know what he will say...

Posted by: It's Me donna at April 24, 2017 12:05 PM (O2RFr)

13 Since the speech is in Chicago can you hear gunfire in the background?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 24, 2017 12:05 PM (oL47H)

14 I haven't had the occasion to type SCOAMF for a while.

So, SCOAMF

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 24, 2017 12:05 PM (ul9CR)

15 7
Obama ate a dog.

Posted by: Hotspur at April 24, 2017 12:02 PM (hp5Wc)
Actually, anyone seen those two Portuguese water dogs of theirs recently?

Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 12:05 PM (a0IVu)

16 I hope Trump doesn't take the high road and actually does go after Obama and his cronies like Susan Rice.

Obama obviously knew what she was doing and gave her the green light.

Posted by: Maritime at April 24, 2017 12:05 PM (espai)

17 Insurrection's Greatest Hits

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 24, 2017 12:05 PM (vtcmf)

18 Freshly returned from getting his asshole enlarged by dusky cabana boys.

Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2017 12:05 PM (r/0kC)

19 I,Me,Mine, Me, I,I,I,I,Me,I,I,I

Posted by: Barack the magnificent... at April 24, 2017 12:05 PM (O2RFr)

20 Oh.... and for those who don't know yet...

The White House Correspondents Dinner that Trump is not going to?

He is doing an out of State Rally that night...

SCCCCOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Posted by: Don Q. going hmmmmmm at April 24, 2017 12:06 PM (NgKpN)

21 folks...uh...notion...uh...let's be clear...uh...not who we are as a nation...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 24, 2017 12:06 PM (ul9CR)

22 so, the dripping penis speaks. i think i'll go burn some tires. or, reprimer the jeep. something constructive.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 24, 2017 12:06 PM (KP5rU)

23 Hey, asshole, maybe you could have done some organizing around here about 8 years ago, before so many of us ended up dead?

Posted by: zombie kids of Chicago at April 24, 2017 12:06 PM (Od+LM)

24 I'm really looking forward to his book coming out...maybe we'll learn some awesome new factoid about some great pontificating idea he had round about hole 12...

Posted by: Frisky the cat at April 24, 2017 12:06 PM (u0o5R)

25 Actually, anyone seen those two Portuguese water dogs of theirs recently?

Have you checked the freezer?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2017 12:06 PM (YEelc)

26 He is doing an out of State Rally that night...


Which means some Nerds don't get to go to the Prom.

Heh heh.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 24, 2017 12:06 PM (ul9CR)

27 The irrelevant mocha messiah.
I'm guessing the only people interested are behind a desk on MSNBC, CNN, ABC, etc.

Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 24, 2017 12:06 PM (lalCH)

28 Barack al-Mahdi, the 12th Imam, has risen out of Occultation, here to usher in the End Times.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2017 12:06 PM (WDCYi)

29 How soon will the new and improved DNC tell the JEF to STFU AND STFD?

Posted by: Under Fire at April 24, 2017 12:06 PM (ymRuQ)

30
Unprecedented act of disrespect. From both the former Precedent and the MSM to turn this into a big deal.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 24, 2017 12:07 PM (HTdUD)

31 Freshly returned from getting his asshole enlarged by dusky cabana boys.
Posted by: steevy





If by dusky cabana boys you mean moochelle, yeah.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 12:07 PM (HBKaX)

32 I hope Trump doesn't take the high road and actually does go after Obama and his cronies like Susan Rice.

Tweet back something about "isn't there a cabana boy somewhere you should be blowing, Barky?"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 24, 2017 12:07 PM (X6fMO)

33 Sowing the seeds of malcontent.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 24, 2017 12:07 PM (vtcmf)

34 but Hannity wanted to eat me in a hotel room over a decade agp and I said no so I was banned from his show.

This totally happened. Swearzies.

Posted by: Debbie Streusel at April 24, 2017 12:07 PM (2qHjF)

35 I'm guessing the only people interested are behind a desk on MSNBC, CNN, ABC, etc.


We're rapt.

Posted by: The MFM at April 24, 2017 12:07 PM (ul9CR)

36 How he has been missed...in bathhouses throughout Chicago

Posted by: Frisky the cat at April 24, 2017 12:08 PM (u0o5R)

37
Actually, anyone seen those two Portuguese water dogs of theirs recently?

His dogs up and died, they up and died.
After twenty minutes he still grieves.
Mister BoJingles
Mister BoJingles
Dance

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 12:08 PM (IqV8l)

38 You can't arrest a hologram.

Posted by: Widespread Panic at April 24, 2017 12:08 PM (2qHjF)

39 I'd ask if you miss me, but I know you do. No need to thank me.

Posted by: AKA Barry Soetoro at April 24, 2017 12:09 PM (qJhUV)

40
I'm guessing the only people interested are behind a desk on MSNBC, CNN, ABC, etc.
>>>

The desk hides their boners.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 24, 2017 12:09 PM (aVYsC)

41 Will this guy just go back to the South Pacific and leave us alone?

Posted by: Iblis at April 24, 2017 12:09 PM (9221z)

42 34; you're a great american. here's a football.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 24, 2017 12:09 PM (KP5rU)

43 First they came for Milo. But I don't like Milo, so I said nothing.

Then they came for Bill O'Reilly. But I don't like Bill O'Reilly, so I said nothing.

Then they came for Sean Hannity...

Posted by: Far Too Many Conservatives at April 24, 2017 12:09 PM (ul9CR)

44 Did he walk to the podium with a hitch in his get- along?

Posted by: Molly k. at April 24, 2017 12:09 PM (9H4KE)

45 I thought he was in Tahiti riding on rich guy's yachts!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2017 12:10 PM (so+oy)

46
Booooooooooo!


YOU SUCK!

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at April 24, 2017 12:10 PM (fLMbU)

47 Will this guy just go back to the South Pacific and leave us alone?
Posted by: Iblis

_______

Nope, he'll be involved in politics until he dies, which is why I would like to see Trump expose him for the 3rd world thug he really is.

Posted by: Maritime at April 24, 2017 12:10 PM (espai)

48 I honestly wish he would move to Europe someplace. They love him there and he can spend all his time pontificating and preaching. And since Europe is almost muzzie-land now, he would fit right in.

Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 12:10 PM (a0IVu)

49 Yeah, no. Mute is on.

How does it feel to be irrelevant, Barry?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 12:10 PM (NOIQH)

50 44 Did he walk to the podium with a hitch in his get- along?

Surprised he can walk at all with that recently-prolapsed anus.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 24, 2017 12:10 PM (ul9CR)

51 Then they came for Sean Hannity...

Okay, he is annoying but this seems mighty suspicious... As if they are trying to get rid of anyone at Fox who is conservative.... Tucker is next even though he's not that conservative...

Posted by: Barack the magnificent... at April 24, 2017 12:11 PM (O2RFr)

52 SCOAMF's gotta SCOAMF.

Posted by: Hotspur at April 24, 2017 12:11 PM (hp5Wc)

53 Must be two for one night at Man Country.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 24, 2017 12:11 PM (qJhUV)

54 The swagger is back people. THE SWAGGER IS BACK!

Posted by: CNN at April 24, 2017 12:11 PM (ymRuQ)

55
If Trump was doing a similar event you might see 45 seconds on the evening news. But only if they could capture him with his arm in what could be construed as a nazi salute.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 24, 2017 12:11 PM (HTdUD)

56 44; he didn't walk. came on in a sedan chair, carried by virgin pacific islanders. they smelled of hyacinth.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 24, 2017 12:11 PM (KP5rU)

57 44 Did he walk to the podium with a hitch in his get- along?
Posted by: Molly k. at April 24, 2017 12:09 PM (9H4KE)



Yes!
And did you see those creases!?!

Posted by: Chrissy Matthews at April 24, 2017 12:12 PM (lalCH)

58 He's talking about why young voters didn't turn out.

Will he tell the truth....Hillary was a terrible candidate.

Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2017 12:12 PM (hdpay)

59 I'd love to see Trump rescind Obama's executive order which sealed all his records...

Because there is now no National Interest reason for it...

Posted by: Don Q. going hmmmmmm at April 24, 2017 12:12 PM (NgKpN)

60 I can't wait to hear what amazing insights he has into the American psyche...wait, I meant he's really digging an Armenian psychic...

Posted by: Frisky the cat at April 24, 2017 12:13 PM (u0o5R)

61 Does this cold compress make my butt look big?

Posted by: Barry the Magnifico at April 24, 2017 12:15 PM (vtcmf)

62 The Purple Soros Revolution continues.

Posted by: Widespread Panic at April 24, 2017 12:16 PM (2qHjF)

63 Is he going to ride his bike in mom jeans as the crowd cheers and the announcers gush?

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 24, 2017 12:16 PM (t41dG)

64 If Obama was white, would Democrats have disowned him for the smoldering crater he left?

I mean, he really is the best thing that ever happened to Republicans.

Hillary was a terrible candidate, but Trump happened because of 8 years of Obama.

Posted by: Maritime at April 24, 2017 12:17 PM (espai)

65 Anyone see those two Portuguese Water Dogs

===

Dogs? There have never been any "dogs"

Posted by: This is CNN at April 24, 2017 12:17 PM (fLMbU)

66 I'd love to see Trump rescind Obama's executive order which sealed all his records...



Because there is now no National Interest reason for it...

Posted by: Don Q. going hmmmmmm
-----
This, while Trump ontinues to keep his IRS info private, just to eff with the left.

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 12:17 PM (8b+oT)

67 Still amazed that in this age of video everywhere, I managed to go eight years without listening to him for more than 2 minutes at a time, and probably no more than 30 minutes total.

Posted by: General Zod at April 24, 2017 12:18 PM (Bdeb0)

68
Fox News isn't covering obama!!
I love it.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 12:18 PM (atojw)

69 At this stage, Obama and Hillary are the gifts that keep on giving.

Expect Obama to push the Clintons out of running the D party

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 12:18 PM (SIY7D)

70 Barak Obama is giving a lecture on community organizing in Chicago---a city he personally has been 'organizing' since the 80s. Last year they had nearly 800 murders and that's the ones the police will admit to. Their city, and state, is a bankruptcy waiting to happen. Three or four of the Alderman are likely wearing 'wires' as we speak. Flash mobs of 'yoots' are stripping high ends stores of merchandise.

Gosh, imagine how bad Chicago would be if not for all the 'organizing' that Barak has done over the years.

Posted by: JB1000 at April 24, 2017 12:18 PM (16OL0)

71 Did he walk to the podium with a hitch in his get- along?
Posted by: Molly k.



Barky is gheyer than cum on a mustache.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 12:18 PM (HBKaX)

72 Debbie Streusel has always hated Hannity. To be fair she hates everybody, but she hates Hannity.

She lashes out at everybody. This is probably the real reason why she could not land a reoccurring guest spot on cable. She does not seem like a good person to work with or have any relationship with.

Posted by: Widespread Panic at April 24, 2017 12:18 PM (2qHjF)

73
Instead, Fox News is continuing their regularly scheduled program.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 12:19 PM (atojw)

74
on Fox News now is...

The Estrogen Show

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 12:19 PM (atojw)

75 Chicago: Taking the wrong lessons from the Venezuelan "expirement"

Posted by: Frisky the cat at April 24, 2017 12:20 PM (u0o5R)

76 Organize? Like a sock drawer? *hic - shart - brp*

Posted by: HILLARY!!! at April 24, 2017 12:20 PM (8b+oT)

77 Did a fly land on his lip?

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 12:20 PM (HgMAr)

78 Barry,

Could you pick up a loaf of bread, an gallon of milk and some Marlboros while you're out--you smoked all mine.

Posted by: The Ayatollah at April 24, 2017 12:20 PM (m6qV1)

79 I haven't listened to an Obama speech since very early in his first term.

I don't regret that one bit.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 24, 2017 12:21 PM (97XyN)

80 Attn: Whatever Morons were listening to the JEF so we didn't have to. You can quit now TFG matters less than Carter now.

Posted by: DaveA at April 24, 2017 12:21 PM (FhXTo)

81 I believe the high constant usage of Amyl Nitrate poppers over the past 3 decades is what killed the majority of Barry's brain cells. This is what he acts like a tard.

Posted by: Widespread Panic at April 24, 2017 12:21 PM (2qHjF)

82 I predict that the fawning will stop once they figure out they're not going to get any more leaks from their boyfriend.

"Transparency" is their code word for giving away national security secrets to the press to the detriment of America.

Posted by: Mortimer-Finish Her! at April 24, 2017 12:21 PM (fLMbU)

83 At this stage, Obama and Hillary are the gifts that keep on giving.



Expect Obama to push the Clintons out of running the D party

Posted by: Ignoramus
-----
I would love to see a war of leaks go back and forth between the two camps.

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 12:21 PM (8b+oT)

84 Zod, I managed to keep the time I heard him after he - absurdly - was elected president, in total, below the time I heard him live, in-person, the time I met him (before he was president).


And yes, about 2 minutes of hearing him that first time was sufficient to dismiss him as a vapid and uninteresting lightweight. Which made the bizarre, Hollywood-red-carpet-celebrity treatment by the press at that time even more jarring and bizarre. And which also made his evident self-importance and arrogance funnier, and even more repugnant.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 24, 2017 12:21 PM (mBYZv)

85 Are we sure debbie streusel is a real person? I think she looks more like a baked good...

Posted by: Frisky the cat at April 24, 2017 12:22 PM (u0o5R)

86 At this stage, Obama and Hillary are the gifts that keep on giving.




Just like herpes!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 12:22 PM (HBKaX)

87 Expect Obama to push the Clintons out of running the D party
Posted by: Ignoramus 


Maybe better, they'll further divide the democrats in a protracted battle for control running right through the mid-terms.

I have to give Obama the advantage, as he doesn't have Chelsea Clinton on his side.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 24, 2017 12:22 PM (HTdUD)

88 TFG matters less than Carter now.


Posted by: DaveA
-----
Never built a house, ate a dog.

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 12:22 PM (8b+oT)

89 >>>If you can't bear listening to the Jug-Eared F***

Well, no, but this thread seems like it will be fun. Vile thingy is impotent.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 24, 2017 12:22 PM (vRcUp)

90 When will a reporter ask him or ask the question in the MSM outlet about how long him and Michelle have been absent from Sasha's life. It's going on 4 months now.

Posted by: Widespread Panic at April 24, 2017 12:23 PM (2qHjF)

91 Thanks for asking, the ass is a little tender, but it was a great little vacation. Can't wait for my summer vacation!

Posted by: Professor Barry at April 24, 2017 12:23 PM (2z74n)

92 I have to give Obama the advantage, as he doesn't have Chelsea Clinton on his side.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum



He has Mooch!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 12:23 PM (HBKaX)

93 Barak Obama is giving a lecture on community organizing in Chicago---a city he personally has been 'organizing' since the 80s. Last year they had nearly 800 murders and that's the ones the police will admit to. Their city, and state, is a bankruptcy waiting to happen. Three or four of the Alderman are likely wearing 'wires' as we speak. Flash mobs of 'yoots' are stripping high ends stores of merchandise.

Gosh, imagine how bad Chicago would be if not for all the 'organizing' that Barak has done over the years.
Posted by: JB1000

_______


But it's a one party town, and that means its a success.

That really is how the Left scores things, which is why they actively seek as many refugees, legal and illegal immigrants here as possible.

They know that will eventually mean one party control of the country. Never mind what it will actually do to quality of life or the middle class.

California is the gold standard, they've gotten the place to the point where Republicans don't even appear on the ballot anymore.

Posted by: Maritime at April 24, 2017 12:23 PM (espai)

94 JB100 @ #70, nice summary of Chicago's situation and context for the idiot's "organizing" lecture. Well done.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 24, 2017 12:24 PM (mBYZv)

95
CBS streaming finally cut off 0bama, and cut to Trump in meeting with UN ambassadors.

He's criticizing the UN budget.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 24, 2017 12:25 PM (HTdUD)

96 To the Press, the Jug-Eared Imam is still King For Life.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2017 12:25 PM (WDCYi)

97 Unprecedented act of disrespect. From both the former Precedent and the MSM to turn this into a big deal.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 24, 2017 12:07 PM (HTdUD)


This.

I cannot remember anyone covering a speech by ANY former president, ever.

Bush, Clinton, Reagan--how old am I again? Carter.

I don't ever recall hearing about a former president announcing a speech, let alone it being broadcast.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 12:25 PM (yL25O)

98 Has he drawn a 'red line' yet?

Posted by: Mortimer-Finish Her! at April 24, 2017 12:26 PM (fLMbU)

99 He really does have a Messiah complex.


I know that without even listening to him.

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable! at April 24, 2017 12:26 PM (CLKfs)

100 And yes, about 2 minutes of hearing him that first
time was sufficient to dismiss him as a vapid and uninteresting
lightweight. Which made the bizarre, Hollywood-red-carpet-celebrity
treatment by the press at that time even more jarring and bizarre. And
which also made his evident self-importance and arrogance funnier, and
even more repugnant. Posted by: rhomboid at April 24, 2017 12:21 PM (mBYZv)
=====

Unfortunately, I'm from IL, and it was not so much the vapid and photogenic BHO that I really objected to, it was the surrounding incredibly nasty operatives. Nobody remembers history. Jarrett and Ayers. Disgusting.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 24, 2017 12:26 PM (MIKMs)

101 They let him back into the U.S.?

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 12:26 PM (HgMAr)

102 Organizing communities is easier when you have the armed forces of government and all the resources of that government's intelligence agencies to help.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 24, 2017 12:26 PM (fD1ST)

103 It's on days like today that I miss Harry Reid and his exercising safety tidbits: rule 1, never play ball with the mob...

Posted by: Frisky the cat at April 24, 2017 12:27 PM (u0o5R)

104 Active shooter, downtown Dallas office tower.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 24, 2017 12:27 PM (uiwCw)

105 CBS streaming gave Trump two minutes before heading back to the important story, 0bama.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 24, 2017 12:28 PM (HTdUD)

106 Country Singer, "right winger" involved in the Dallas situation? Let's get GAO and CATO on the case.


Our own Damiano is in that area, I think. Hope he's safe.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 24, 2017 12:29 PM (mBYZv)

107 103 It's on days like today that I miss Harry Reid and his exercising safety tidbits: rule 1, never play ball with the mob...

I've got my eye on you, Mr. Funny Man.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at April 24, 2017 12:29 PM (97XyN)

108 >>I have to give Obama the advantage, as he doesn't have Chelsea Clinton on his side. Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 24, 2017 12:22 PM (HTdUD)

I'll take the other side of that bet. The Clintons' ambition is significantly higher than his--I still think he was a lazy, photogenic stooge and trophy-black for the liberal brahmins who sought pillage in DC. I don't think he really ever liked the job, and I don't think we'll hear about him tirelessly like we do from Carter (death, where is thy sting?)

The Clintons are like Faulkner's Snopes family--mutated, ugly, clever, acquisitive, invasive, and relentless, like rust. Chelsea Clinton has a long career of bloviating ahead of her.

Posted by: General Zod at April 24, 2017 12:29 PM (Bdeb0)

109 87
Maybe better, they'll further divide the democrats in a protracted battle for control running right through the mid-terms.

I have to give Obama the advantage, as he doesn't have Chelsea Clinton on his side.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 24, 2017 12:22 PM (HTdUD)

===============

I predict this as well.

And don't forget: Bernie has his own wing as well that's going for control.

It's a three way fight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 24, 2017 12:29 PM (mC1ZI)

110 Now, like all you hard-working people, I have a private jet to catch to take me back to Tahiti...

Posted by: President Obysmal at April 24, 2017 12:29 PM (2z74n)

111 I miss the yatch.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 24, 2017 12:30 PM (84RjI)

112 3,930 murders in Chicago during Obama's presidency.

And now he's there to help them "organize." What, funerals?

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 12:30 PM (8b+oT)

113 Let me be clear, we must not return to the era of false lubricants. I stand for a better vision: we must bring K-Y Jelly to the people, or Astroglide in a pinch. Uh, what was I talking about?

Posted by: Tahiti Barry Obama at April 24, 2017 12:30 PM (RD7QR)

114 It's sad to realize that the ability to read out loud at fairly average levels is essentially all that distinguishes Obama from other black men in (D)s eyes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 24, 2017 12:31 PM (fD1ST)

115 Zod: "The Clintons are like Faulkner's Snopes family--mutated, ugly, clever, acquisitive, invasive, and relentless, like rust."


Poetry.


Ace-like.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 24, 2017 12:31 PM (mBYZv)

116 104 Active shooter, downtown Dallas office tower.

Good grief, not another one. It seems like this is happening every day.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 24, 2017 12:31 PM (97XyN)

117 Rhomboid, it's still an active scene. Initial reports: 2 dead, buliding evacuated, SWAT securing the building.


If it's just two, sounds like a murder-suicide, but taht's just me speculating.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 24, 2017 12:31 PM (uiwCw)

118 General Zod ... I agree.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 24, 2017 12:31 PM (84RjI)

119 So....anyone in the MSM going to ask him what he knew, and when did he know it about his CIA chief working with foreign intelligence to monitor a presidential candidate and then making that intel to his NSA?

Or that his FBI and DoJ used paid oppo research to get a FISA warrant on a presidential candidate - when FISA court is only supposed to be used for stopping imminent terror attacks?

Rhetorical questions..

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 12:31 PM (NOIQH)

120 And don't forget: Bernie has his own wing as well that's going for control.

It's a three way fight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Good point. Bernie was hitting the weekend political programs, so he's not going away either.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 24, 2017 12:32 PM (HTdUD)

121 never listened to the toadfucker, not starting now.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 24, 2017 12:32 PM (KP5rU)

122
3,930 murders in Chicago during Obama's presidency.


"Four more years! Four more years!"

Tell you what, that's a lot of people.

Posted by: t-bird at April 24, 2017 12:32 PM (2z74n)

123 >>113
Let me be clear, we must not return to the era of false lubricants. I
stand for a better vision: we must bring K-Y Jelly to the people, or
Astroglide in a pinch. Uh, what was I talking about? Posted by: Tahiti Barry Obama at April 24, 2017 12:30 PM (RD7QR)

"Uhh, sir, your mike is hot."
"Yes, he certainly is. Get me another caipirinha, prole."

Posted by: General Zod at April 24, 2017 12:32 PM (Bdeb0)

124 Today on reddit a troll (at least I hope he was trolling) said that we should allow Islamists to kill our dogs in order to be accommodating and fair. This sparked OUTRAGE.

They can behead Christians, throw gays off buildings, and rape women in Europe with impunity ... but you come after our dogs and we're coming after you.

Posted by: Observer at April 24, 2017 12:32 PM (84RjI)

125 I think Chelse has the edge over Barry...as demonstrated by her witty banter and captivatingly snide remarks and repartee on Twitter...scratch that: bathhouse Barry for the win

Posted by: Frisky the cat at April 24, 2017 12:33 PM (u0o5R)

126 Dallas?We'll put that down as more far right extremist terror...
GAO

Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2017 12:33 PM (r/0kC)

127 OT:

So like everything else the GAO counts it's a damned lie and we paid for it.

Posted by: DaveA at April 24, 2017 12:33 PM (FhXTo)

128 How long until we hear, Mr. President, what most charmed you about Tahiti?

Posted by: Sick of It. Sick of Them at April 24, 2017 12:33 PM (WTsCv)

129 The Clintons are like Faulkner's Snopes family--mutated, ugly, clever, acquisitive, invasive, and relentless, like rust. Chelsea Clinton has a long career of bloviating ahead of her.


Posted by: General Zod at April 24, 2017 12:29 PM (Bdeb0)


I think of the Clintons as more of Lovecraft's Martense family.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 24, 2017 12:33 PM (X6fMO)

130 120 And don't forget: Bernie has his own wing as well that's going for control.

It's a three way fight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Good point. Bernie was hitting the weekend political programs, so he's not going away either.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 24, 2017 12:32 PM (HTdUD)

==============

And the Berniebots seem to hate the other factions of the Party.

Not pure enough, or something. I'm sure it won't backfire on the Democratic Party in any way shape or form.

"I don't see a problem with it."
-Robespierre

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 24, 2017 12:33 PM (mC1ZI)

131 "128 How long until we hear, Mr. President, what most charmed you about Tahiti?"

Enchanted. What "enchanted" you most ...

Posted by: Observer at April 24, 2017 12:34 PM (84RjI)

132 Active shooter, downtown Dallas office tower.

Good grief, not another one. It seems like this is happening every day.



Not in downtown. About 12 miles north near IH 635 & US 75.
About 2 miles east of me.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 12:34 PM (HBKaX)

133 How long until we hear, Mr. President, what most charmed you about Tahiti?

Posted by: Sick of It. Sick of Them at April 24, 2017 12:33 PM (WTsCv)



Easily, it was the cabana boys.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 24, 2017 12:34 PM (uiwCw)

134 If they hit you with a shovel, hit them back with the pail! Or is it hit the pale guy? I guess it depends on the audience.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at April 24, 2017 12:34 PM (PvCxa)

135 132 Active shooter, downtown Dallas office tower.

Good grief, not another one. It seems like this is happening every day.



Not in downtown. About 12 miles north near IH 635 & US 75.
About 2 miles east of me.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 12:34 PM (HBKaX)

=================

"How close to a Planned Parenthood?"
-MSM

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 24, 2017 12:34 PM (mC1ZI)

136 "A senior French Muslim leader has called on the country's nearly 5 million Muslims to vote "massively for Macron"

The guy Obama endorsed. This is my shocked face.

This is where I bid The Republic, adieu.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 12:35 PM (h5F/r)

137 In the midst of all the hustle and bustle of this busy Spring Season, take a moment to reflect, and wish yourself and those around you "Happy Nobama Day!"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2017 12:35 PM (DMUuz)

138 136 "A senior French Muslim leader has called on the country's nearly 5 million Muslims to vote "massively for Macron"

The guy Obama endorsed. This is my shocked face.

This is where I bid The Republic, adieu.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 12:35 PM (h5F/r)

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They can always make a sixth one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 24, 2017 12:35 PM (mC1ZI)

139 132: just a guy pissed about health insurance and the trump cabal. the usual reich wing stuff.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 24, 2017 12:36 PM (KP5rU)

140 Dallas: new report says guy shot his boss and then himself.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 24, 2017 12:36 PM (uiwCw)

141 The Dallas shooter killed his boss and then himself.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 12:36 PM (h5F/r)

142 Flash mobs of 'yoots' are stripping high ends stores of merchandise.

Hah hah! Think of it as a white privilege tax! A feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 24, 2017 12:37 PM (vRcUp)

143
Harris Faulkner impresses me more and more every day. She is so sharp, but also deeply insightful.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 12:37 PM (QjPR0)

144
But it's a one party town, and that means its a success.

That really is how the Left scores things, which is why they actively seek as many refugees, legal and illegal immigrants here as possible.

They know that will eventually mean one party control of the country. Never mind what it will actually do to quality of life or the middle class.

California is the gold standard, they've gotten the place to the point where Republicans don't even appear on the ballot anymore.

Posted by: Maritime at April 24, 2017 12:23 PM (espai)








Like one of my favorite scenes in The Wire, one of the greatest TV series ever made. Made by extremely vocal leftists. And the most searing indictment of Democrat Party governance ever committed to film or TV.

Carcetti is celebrating his win in the Democrat primary in his run for Mayor of Baltimore. And he chides his aides for essentially counting their chickens before they hatch.

"Now, now. I still have to win in the general election."

*pregnant pause*

(everyone)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2017 12:38 PM (XWkhW)

145 f they hit you with a shovel, hit them back with the pail! Or is it hit the pale guy pale penis person? I guess it depends on the audience.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at April 24, 2017 12:34 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2017 12:38 PM (DMUuz)

146 "Bernie has his own wing as well that's going for control. It's a three way fight. "

I see Bernie and Obama as mostly aligned. Which is why Obama's buddy DNC head Tom Perez is touring with Bernie. Obama also has OFA.

Perez went out of his way to say that if you're not for late-term abortions you don't belong in the D party. Keep on trucking ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 12:38 PM (SIY7D)

147 i'm off to crease all my pants. you never know.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 24, 2017 12:39 PM (KP5rU)

148 Leftists rioting near the Bastille. They're upset the election won't include someone who overtly wants to destroy French society, only undermine it from within. I'm looking at you Mr We should bend over for the EU, Macron.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 12:39 PM (h5F/r)

149 He should return to Kenya and assume his rightful role in running a mosque. I'm sure he'd feel right at home leading the "Death to America" chants after Friday prayers.

Posted by: Crusader at April 24, 2017 12:39 PM (ewSN2)

150 146 "Bernie has his own wing as well that's going for control. It's a three way fight. "

I see Bernie and Obama as mostly aligned. Which is why Obama's buddy DNC head Tom Perez is touring with Bernie. Obama also has OFA.

Perez went out of his way to say that if you're not for late-term abortions you don't belong in the D party. Keep on trucking ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 12:38 PM (SIY7D)

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Counterpoint:

I'd bet that at the top it's a love/hate relationship between the leaders of the Obama and Sanders factions, but I do believe that they are separate.

I'd also imagine that the populi of both factions don't really like each other that much.

There's space enough between them on top and on bottom to create wedge issues and fights over ideal candidates.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 24, 2017 12:41 PM (mC1ZI)

151 "The Wire, one of the greatest TV series ever made."

Yes.

Overarching theme is that institutions fail us. Only positives were individuals doing it on their own.

Bubbles! If there was a central character he was it

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 12:41 PM (SIY7D)

152 146 "Bernie has his own wing as well that's going for control. It's a three way fight. "

I see Bernie and Obama as mostly aligned. Which is why Obama's buddy DNC head Tom Perez is touring with Bernie. Obama also has OFA.

Perez went out of his way to say that if you're not for late-term abortions you don't belong in the D party. Keep on trucking ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 12:38 PM (SIY7D)

Let me be clear: we must reject the old ways of bearing live children. Hell, the ones who call me daddy aren't even mine, so what do I care? Uh, wait...

Posted by: Tahiti Barry Obama at April 24, 2017 12:41 PM (RD7QR)

153 Harris Faulkner impresses me more and more every day. She is so sharp, but also deeply insightful.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 12:37 PM (QjPR0)
............

I like her skin... and stuff.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 12:41 PM (2WITp)

154 Obama won't want a white man at the top of the ticket

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 12:42 PM (SIY7D)

155 Obama, the guy who still believes he should have run for a third term.

Yeah, I hope he hangs around and lingers over the ashes of the nene Democratic Party he created

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 12:42 PM (h5F/r)

156 Obama would have a more interested audience if he gave tips on how to pack up and move - Cook County had the highest rate of people leaving last year of any county - people are running away from Chicago in droves.

Posted by: marky at April 24, 2017 12:43 PM (yEAdf)

157 Harris Faulkner has nice pointy elbows. But I can live with that.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 12:43 PM (h5F/r)

158 Hold on- is Obama replacing the Sham-Wow guy?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 12:44 PM (h5F/r)

159 158 Hold on- is Obama replacing the Sham-Wow guy?
Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 12:44 PM (h5F/r)

Reggie says that you're gonna love my nuts!

Posted by: Tahiti Barry Obama at April 24, 2017 12:45 PM (RD7QR)

160 >>I see Bernie and Obama as mostly aligned. Which is why Obama's buddy DNC
head Tom Perez is touring with Bernie. Obama also has OFA.


Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 12:38 PM (SIY7D)

I'm not sure; they're in two entirely different classes. Obama was the political cat's paw employed by sharp, experienced, cynical political operators. It's kind of like RFK's complaint that Eugene McCarthy was getting all the "smart" help--"why do I get all the C students on my team?"---only in this case it's reversed. Obama corralled (or was corralled by) anyone in Left politics that mattered. Bernie got Howard Dean's leftovers, basically the enthusiastic idiots.

Posted by: General Zod at April 24, 2017 12:45 PM (Bdeb0)

161 Harris Faulkner impresses me more and more every day. She is so sharp, but also deeply insightful.

=====

Her previous Sunday night show, Political Insiders, was a total hoot. She was the only one who could herd those elderly cats, Caddell, Schoen and the Bout. Every other guest host was run over by the old coots. She really got the best out of them and I thoroughly enjoyed that little show. She is really good-looking; just a bonus.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 24, 2017 12:47 PM (MIKMs)

162 Bernie got Howard Dean's leftovers, basically the enthusiastic idiots.

Hence my term for them, "Bern-Outs."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 24, 2017 12:47 PM (X6fMO)

163
Harris Faulkner impresses me more and more every day. She is so sharp, but also deeply insightful. Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 12:37 PM (QjPR0) ............

She embarrasses me

Posted by: James Murdoch at April 24, 2017 12:47 PM (lKyWE)

164
nOOd

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2017 12:48 PM (XWkhW)

165 Journalists all jacking and jilling. Squeeeee!!!

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 12:49 PM (BWL+E)

166 77 Did a fly land on his lip?
Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 12:20 PM (HgMAr)



Mistook him for a turd.

Honest mistake.

Posted by: The Fly at April 24, 2017 12:54 PM (SRKgf)

167 t's kind of like RFK's complaint that Eugene McCarthy was getting all the "smart" help--"why do I get all the C students on my team?"

The obvious rejoinder: because your team got the C student candidate.

Posted by: The Fly at April 24, 2017 12:55 PM (SRKgf)

168
Want a fun read?

Google Debbie Schlussel, Jeff Goldstein and Protein Wisdom.

This was several yeas ago, but it will give you some great insight into the Debster.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 24, 2017 12:58 PM (S/hVx)

169
Mistook him for a turd.

Honest mistake.
Posted by: The Fly
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*guffaws*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 12:58 PM (ZO497)

170 sock off

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 01:06 PM (SRKgf)

171 Will the White House Correspondents Dinner have Obama speaking/snarking at their little party?

Posted by: geoffb5 at April 24, 2017 01:09 PM (d3wbb)

172 OK - not looking at Obama's speech, not will I click on any link that reports it, nor will I pay eve a smidgen of attention to that disgusting SCOAMF. One of the most pleasant thing about his being out of the White House is that I do not have to give a shit about him anymore. Luckily, the Sh*t Midas' presence on the national scene will only galvanize everyone on continuing down the anti-SJW, drain the swamp path.

Oh - and, btw, calling BS on the previous post on the GAO "right wing"extremism" being a much bigger problem in the US than actual Islamic terrorism. First of all - it's a "post 9/11" list - see? Apart from those 3,000+ of our countrymen murdered by Islamic Terrorism things are just peachy keen with islam - those White supremacists? They are the REAL problem they have killed 106 people since then in deliberate coordinated terrorist attacks!! Of course if you look at the actual statistics it is clear that every person who was a "white supremacist" who killed anyone, for any reason, was put into the database. Also included? Skinhead gangs who killed others in prison fights! Seriously? This is the same problem as the Tsarnaev brothers blowing people up in the Boston Marathon?). Oh - and white gangs killing people as part of gang initiation? Yep! Domestic terrorism!! ( Black gangs killing whites? Oh that is totes A-OK btw - we don't keep that stat - nope. so wee are all good - thought you'd like to know). Also - a lot of the "domestic terror" events are split into multiple events even when they should not be (couple goes on killing spree in Vegas in one day - kills a few people one end of the trip - then drives to the other kills a few more - 2 incidents!- huh?).

So my take away - even with that vigorous massage (hand-job?) on the statistics - islamic terrorists have still killed more people since 2001 (119) than "domestic "right wing" terrorism (106) and of the 106 "right wing" deaths/incidents most are bullshit, uncoordinated gang activity, or the activity of clearly crazy people - not a coordinated terrorist movement. Add in 9/11 and you see that from 2000 onward 3,115 people have been killed in islamic terror attacks. "Right Wing" terrorist attacks would, therefore, be 3.4% of that total and islamic terror would account for 96.6% - now that is a statistic! But don't look for that to be reported any time soon.

Posted by: Publius REdux at April 24, 2017 01:13 PM (Fb9aZ)

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