Early Sunday Night Open Thread

Been a while since the last thread. ONT coming up, but here's a new thread anyway.

Posted by: Ace at 09:28 PM

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1 Here by myself?

Posted by: Molly k. at April 23, 2017 09:30 PM (9H4KE)

2

LePen, For the Win.

Posted by: Arbalest at April 23, 2017 09:30 PM (FlRtG)

3 It can't be.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 23, 2017 09:31 PM (97XyN)

4 Not sure if we are in the Pixy space/time continuum, but I am posting this 10 minutes after posted

Posted by: Scanner Dan at April 23, 2017 09:31 PM (Vg1s0)

5 Evening. Hope all is well.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 23, 2017 09:31 PM (R5dBL)

6 *fries like bacon*
*shits pants*
*toosed into van like a side of beef*

Posted by: Hillary! at April 23, 2017 09:31 PM (2qHjF)

7 Oh a new thread. Good. Then when Johnny comes back, we can leave.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 23, 2017 09:31 PM (MZcWR)

8 Jinx, how were the bluebells out your way? Sadly, I didn't get to see the ones around here this year. I'm thinking of trying to run over there though and see if there are any left.

Posted by: bluebell at April 23, 2017 09:32 PM (sBOL1)

9 NINE!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 23, 2017 09:32 PM (6gk0M)

10 Ten?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2017 09:33 PM (0tfLf)

11 Misogyny. It's still keeping me down!

Posted by: Hillary! at April 23, 2017 09:33 PM (DMUuz)

12 Does this thread come with a hot bath and massage?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at April 23, 2017 09:33 PM (n8Jnc)

13 I read the post before commenting!

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 23, 2017 09:34 PM (PFy0L)

14 This rain is really getting depressing.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2017 09:34 PM (0tfLf)

15 13 I read the post before commenting!
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 23, 2017 09:34 PM (PFy0L)

................

So did I...Twice! "Jump to top of page" Jump to bottom of page"

Posted by: Molly k. at April 23, 2017 09:35 PM (9H4KE)

16 First?

Since I was resoundingly ignored when I brought up deviled eggs, I shall here reiterate that the only mustard worth using is PLOCHMAN'S!

Also, you know the mysterious armored rider who wanted Samurai Jack to commit suicide last night? The one surrounded by green fumes? I have it figured out. That "guy" is the High Priestess of the Aku cult, Ashi's mother. On that show, anyone green has something to do with Aku, or is Aku himself in disguise. And "he" can't be Aku, who is still in a funk.

Posted by: Pogonip at April 23, 2017 09:35 PM (t9QjF)

17 2

LePen, For the Win.

Posted by: Arbalest at April 23, 2017 09:30 PM (FlRtG)

--Vive Le Pen!

Je suis avec elle!

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2017 09:35 PM (GsAUU)

18 Rule 34 for the win???

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/selection-du-weekend-240-41.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2017 09:35 PM (giwoQ)

19 The bluebells were a mixed bag this year because of the weird early spring weather. All in all not a bad show, but not one for the ages.

Toying with the idea of a bbq and woods hike for the LoCo Morons and kids this summer, but haven't decided yet.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 23, 2017 09:35 PM (R5dBL)

20 Sixteenth!

Posted by: Pogonip at April 23, 2017 09:35 PM (t9QjF)

21 New Yorkers know pinstripes are slimming.

Posted by: Hillary! at April 23, 2017 09:36 PM (DMUuz)

22 I get it. "Ball"samic. Ha ha ha ha haa.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2017 09:36 PM (BO/km)

23 Bad day in Home Improvement world.

Spilled about 1/2 a quart of polyurethane stain on a carpet.

Didn't realize it until 24 hours later. Knocked the can over, it wasn't fully closed... etc.

I
Am
An
Idiot

Posted by: shibumi at April 23, 2017 09:36 PM (FkAXz)

24 So, I've been binge watching"Fear Thy Neighbor" on investigation discovery, and... Seventh Generation advertises heavily on their streaming app. And they apparently make and sell, er, feminine hygiene products. And one spot features a woman singing a "vagina jingle".
So now I can never, ever unhear it, no matter how hard I try...

Posted by: antisocialist at April 23, 2017 09:36 PM (W2wn0)

25 Twentieth!

Posted by: Pogonip at April 23, 2017 09:37 PM (t9QjF)

26 A "vagina jingle"?

"I am woman, hear me roar..."

Posted by: Pogonip at April 23, 2017 09:38 PM (t9QjF)

27 What do the Morons make of Kelly, the head of DHS?

The border hawks at VDare.com are getting pissed at him, but I'm wondering (and I like to think og myself as a border hawk as well --build that damn Wall!) if --starting to think like Scott Adams-- Trump may be using Kelly as part of a good cop/bad cop act with Sessions make The Wall more palatable, to give at least a show of differing opinions in his administration.

In any case, I've heard The Wall is a go for this summer, so I hope that Kelly's views do not prevail.

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2017 09:38 PM (GsAUU)

28 The bluebells were a mixed bag this year because of the weird early spring weather. All in all not a bad show, but not one for the ages.

Toying with the idea of a bbq and woods hike for the LoCo Morons and kids this summer, but haven't decided yet.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 23, 2017 09:35 PM (R5dBL)
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I'm not sure how good the display was around here, either. It's a shame about the weird weather. At least this year it didn't mess up my azaleas, though. They look particularly gorgeous.

Would FaCo morons be allowed to come? Asking for . . . myself!

Posted by: bluebell at April 23, 2017 09:39 PM (sBOL1)

29 16: I was going to make deviled eggs as a surprise for my husband, but then I was too grossed out. I'll try again next week.

Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2017 09:39 PM (CLKfs)

30 What in the wide wide world of space continuum is going on here?

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at April 23, 2017 09:39 PM (u7NfH)

31 Hi Jinx,

Our yard is filled with clover blossoms and pink flamingos.

Posted by: Pogonip at April 23, 2017 09:39 PM (t9QjF)

32 Ah. A Sunday NOT, rather than an ONT. I get it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2017 09:40 PM (OdK9v)

33 16 First?

Since I was resoundingly ignored when I brought up deviled eggs, I shall here reiterate that the only mustard worth using is PLOCHMAN'S!

I concur.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at April 23, 2017 09:40 PM (n8Jnc)

34 18 Rule 34 for the win???

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/selection-du-weekend-240-41.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2017 09:35 PM (giwoQ)

--I know that's your website, but after seeing "Rule 34" there's no friggin' way I want to go to that link, AP!

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2017 09:40 PM (GsAUU)

35 We dig The Wall.

Posted by: Pink Floyd at April 23, 2017 09:41 PM (DMUuz)

36 Hi Gmac,

See what happens when people don't take deviled eggs seriously?

Posted by: Pogonip at April 23, 2017 09:41 PM (t9QjF)

37 Would FaCo morons be allowed to come? Asking for . . . myself!
Posted by: bluebell

Sure, if you don't mind old tractors, scrap iron, muddy roads or peeling paint.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 23, 2017 09:41 PM (R5dBL)

38
If Le Pen manages to win this thing, in what 2 weeks? #twoweeks -- it will be another night like it was on Trump election night.

The Spoogening. Flying every where.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 23, 2017 09:41 PM (aKqWT)

39 Is murder illegal in Ohio?

Would someone check for me please?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2017 09:41 PM (tr2D7)

40 Les carrottes sont cuites!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 23, 2017 09:41 PM (kP16F)

41 Can we form a sub-horde of Plochman's fans?

Posted by: Pogonip at April 23, 2017 09:42 PM (t9QjF)

42 Pogonip, I confess I'm still trying to get over the Miracle Whip thing. No, no, no.

Add a little vinegar to your recipe too, once you take out the Miracle Whip and replace it with Hellmann's.

Posted by: bluebell at April 23, 2017 09:42 PM (sBOL1)

43 What do the Morons make of Kelly, the head of DHS?
logprof at April 23, 2017 09:38 PM (GsAUU)

He sends those Somalis packing will be a thumbs up.

Posted by: gNewt at April 23, 2017 09:42 PM (hN5g8)

44 Shibumi, if it is really big and mostly circular or oval shaped, paint in a border and interior patterns and a central rosette and pretend it is an area rug.

Alternatively buy an area rug.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 23, 2017 09:42 PM (ii4h0)

45 Hi Tonypete,

Probably, unless the proposed victim is not a fan of THE Ohio State University's football team; in that case, it's mandatory.

Posted by: Pogonip at April 23, 2017 09:43 PM (t9QjF)

46 You can't kill people in Ohio anymore.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 23, 2017 09:44 PM (6gk0M)

47 I
Am
An
Idiot

Posted by: shibumi
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Anyone who uses chemically-things, and has them about the basement/garage/shed will experience a similar event sooner or later. I've had the bottom rust out of cans, only to discover it much later when I began to notice an odor, and the damage was done.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2017 09:44 PM (OdK9v)

48 35 We dig The Wall.
Posted by: Pink Floyd at April 23, 2017 09:41 PM (DMUuz)

--Heh, I think it's funny that a game show called The Wall also premiered this year.

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2017 09:45 PM (GsAUU)

49 ...unless they really need a killin'.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 23, 2017 09:45 PM (6gk0M)

50 "I am woman, hear me roar..."
Posted by: Pogonip at April 23, 2017 09:38 PM (t9QjF)

***Sigh***
If only it were that simple...

Posted by: antisocialist at April 23, 2017 09:45 PM (W2wn0)

51 Hi bluebell, I read somewhere that whether a woman uses mayo or Miracle Whip depends on what her mother used. I was doomed from birth--my mom was a Miracle Whip mom.

Posted by: Pogonip at April 23, 2017 09:45 PM (t9QjF)

52 Just watched 'Big Lebowski' w/ gf. She didn't get it. Time to assess future of relationship.

Posted by: The Dude Abides at April 23, 2017 09:45 PM (bc2Lc)

53 Vagina jingle?

Muldoon....

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2017 09:45 PM (giwoQ)

54 shibumi, tell everyone you have a weaponized cat.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 23, 2017 09:46 PM (DMUuz)

55 Since I was resoundingly ignored when I brought up deviled eggs, I shall here reiterate that the only mustard worth using is PLOCHMAN'S!

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Pardon me, would you happen to have any grey poupon?

Posted by: upper class Buzzsaw90 at April 23, 2017 09:46 PM (vChNs)

56 Operation to remove a bone spur from my heel is tomorrow.

It will be wonderful not to be in pain anymore.

And on another note, why is there a chick doing color on ESPN during the Mets/ Nats game?

Isn't Susan Waldman enough?

Gahhh!

Posted by: Kreplach at April 23, 2017 09:46 PM (+lv+r)

57 Probably, unless the proposed victim is not a fan of THE Ohio State University's football team; in that case, it's mandatory.
Posted by: Pogonip at April 23, 2017 09:43 PM (t9QjF)

OSU/UM: the only time I don't take sides.

I want them both to lose.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 23, 2017 09:46 PM (8nWyX)

58 53 Vagina jingle?

Muldoon....

*****

Indeed. A phrase begging to be Muldooned.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2017 09:47 PM (0tfLf)

59 You can't kill people in Ohio anymore.
Posted by: Slapweasel
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Damn it!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2017 09:47 PM (tr2D7)

60 La plume de ma tante est sur le bureau...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 23, 2017 09:47 PM (kP16F)

61 Sure, if you don't mind old tractors, scrap iron, muddy roads or peeling paint.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 23, 2017 09:41 PM (R5dBL)
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All of that plus woods equals delightful.

Posted by: bluebell at April 23, 2017 09:47 PM (sBOL1)

62 Is murder illegal in Ohio?

Would someone check for me please?

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hang on, i'll go kill john kasish. let you know how I works out.

Posted by: upper class Buzzsaw90 at April 23, 2017 09:47 PM (vChNs)

63 Pardon me, would you happen to have any grey poupon?
Posted by: upper class Buzzsaw90

But of course....

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 23, 2017 09:47 PM (R5dBL)

64
*slams a jar of Duke's mayonnaise on the kitchen table*

We're not going to debate this again, are we?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2017 09:48 PM (OdK9v)

65 Maybe logprof will like this better

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/selection-du-weekend-240-35.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2017 09:48 PM (giwoQ)

66 52 Just watched 'Big Lebowski' w/ gf. She didn't get it. Time to assess future of relationship.
Posted by: The Dude Abides at April 23, 2017 09:45 PM (bc2Lc)

--Time to check the condition of the condition of your relationship.

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2017 09:48 PM (GsAUU)

67 Alternatively buy an area rug.

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it'll tie the whole room together

Posted by: upper class Buzzsaw90 at April 23, 2017 09:49 PM (vChNs)

68 "And on another note, why is there a chick doing color on ESPN during the Mets/ Nats game?
Isn't Susan Waldman enough?
Gahhh!"
-Posted by: Kreplach at April 23, 2017 09:46 PM (+lv+r)

Yeah. It is bad. Really, really bad. It isn't bad enough that we have to listen to that nasally bastard. Forgot his name. -Beer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 23, 2017 09:49 PM (6gk0M)

69 Shibumi, if it is really big and mostly circular or oval shaped, paint in a border and interior patterns and a central rosette and pretend it is an area rug.

Alternatively buy an area rug.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 23, 2017 09:42 PM (ii4h0)

My husband spilled a bottle of Hoppe's #9 on the carpet in the living room about six months after we moved into the house. After 13 years, we finally got rid of the carpet in favor of water resistant laminate.
Also, all firearms cleaning is to be done in the garage.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 23, 2017 09:49 PM (W2wn0)

70 Okay Frog Talkers, if her name is Marion Anne Perrine Le Pen, why is she called Marine? Is it a pun or something?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 23, 2017 09:49 PM (64Fwl)

71 You can't kill people in Ohio anymore.

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carp. now you tell me

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 23, 2017 09:49 PM (vChNs)

72 @52

The number of woman that would get the Big Lebowski is about the same of men that would get 50 shades of grey.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 23, 2017 09:50 PM (+lv+r)

73 65 Maybe logprof will like this better

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/selection-du-weekend-240-35.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2017 09:48 PM (giwoQ)

--LMAO. A Robin baby outfit is also disturbing in a different way.

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2017 09:50 PM (GsAUU)

74 I was doomed from birth--my mom was a Miracle Whip mom.
Posted by: Pogonip at April 23, 2017 09:45 PM (t9QjF)

--

as any self-respecting dominatrix would

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 23, 2017 09:50 PM (vChNs)

75 Ace, I don't know if you are still around, but I was listening to your last podcast with Molly Hemingway, starting with an analysis of Hillz' campaign, and it wandered off and then you made a 10 minute discussion about shadow people and unknown glowing lights fascinating. Then you pulled it all back into a discussion on politics and made it relevant.

I miss your podcasts

Posted by: Kindltot at April 23, 2017 09:50 PM (ii4h0)

76 70 Okay Frog Talkers, if her name is Marion Anne Perrine Le Pen, why is she called Marine? Is it a pun or something?
Posted by: Grump928
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I want to know why it isn't La Pen

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2017 09:51 PM (OdK9v)

77 Hi 56, I had one of those too! I hope they don't have to split your Achilles tendon to get at it; in that event you will be able to put NO weight on the foot for 5 weeks, which is a real nuisance. But the end result will be worth it. Good luck!

Posted by: Pogonip at April 23, 2017 09:52 PM (t9QjF)

78 Ace, I don't know if you are still around, but I was listening to your last podcast with Molly Hemingway, starting with an analysis of Hillz' campaign, and it wandered off and then you made a 10 minute discussion about shadow people and unknown glowing lights fascinating. Then you pulled it all back into a discussion on politics and made it relevant.

I miss your podcasts
Posted by: Kindltot at April 23, 2017 09:50 PM (ii4h0)

I liked the part with the volcano.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 23, 2017 09:52 PM (8nWyX)

79 I post merely to immanentize the ONT.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 23, 2017 09:52 PM (PhYV5)

80 Posted by: antisocialist at April 23, 2017 09:49 PM

Have you ever tried a little dab of Hoppe's #9 behind the ear on date night?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 23, 2017 09:52 PM (DMUuz)

81 "Henry!!!"

"What?"

"La Pen is mightier than the sword!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2017 09:52 PM (giwoQ)

82 >>>52 Just watched 'Big Lebowski' w/ gf. She didn't get it.

sorry man

Posted by: concrete girl at April 23, 2017 09:53 PM (JfBkN)

83 70 Okay Frog Talkers, if her name is Marion Anne Perrine Le Pen, why is she called Marine? Is it a pun or something?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 23, 2017 09:49 PM (64Fwl)

--I guess it's a sort of contraction. I have a little 8yo cousin named Helen whose middle name is Katherine and we call her Hel Kat, which at least when she was three was somewhat appropriate.

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2017 09:53 PM (GsAUU)

84 Okay... NOW the ONT is NOOD!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 23, 2017 09:53 PM (6gk0M)

85 Duke's mayonnaise is way overrated.
JFG is much more better.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 23, 2017 09:53 PM (W2wn0)

86 Two days of heavy-ish rain, temperature now down in the 40's. Feels like late October. May have to throttle up the boiler tonight.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2017 09:53 PM (OdK9v)

87 69: And Hoppe's reeks! (Also, what about Hoppe's 1-8? Do they exist?)

Posted by: Pogonip at April 23, 2017 09:53 PM (t9QjF)

88 hang on, i'll go kill john kasish. let you know how I works out.
Posted by: upper class Buzzsaw90

Years ago I worked as a apprentice appliance repairman. We had a call out to Kasish's place for a dishwasher on the fritz.

Our esteemed then congressman Kasish had loaded liquid dishwashing soap into the DW. The entire kitchen was full of suds. Laughed my ass off.

Two lessons learned that day;
- Vinegar will knock down suds, but more importantly -
- Congresscritters are idiots

Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2017 09:54 PM (tr2D7)

89 66 52 Just watched 'Big Lebowski' w/ gf. She didn't get it. Time to assess future of relationship.
Posted by: The Dude Abides at April 23, 2017 09:45 PM (bc2Lc)

--Time to check the condition of the condition of your relationship.
Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2017 09:48 PM (GsAUU)

I love that movie, my husband thinks it's just okay. It's cool, no one is perfect.

I tell him we can watch My best friends wedding or Notting hill. He doesn't think I'm funny either.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 23, 2017 09:54 PM (u8Ywb)

90 Vagina jingle?

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Vagina bells, Vagina bells
It's mishmash time in the city
Ring-a-ling, hear them ring
Soon it will be mishmash day

Clitty vulvas, bitty vulvas
Dressed in Fur oil style
In the air there's a feeling of mishmash
Children laughing, people flashing
Meeting smile after smile
And on every street corner you'll hear

Vagina bells, Vagina bells
It's mishmash time in the city
Ring-a-ling, hear them ring
Soon it will be mishmash day

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 23, 2017 09:55 PM (vChNs)

91 80: And then at midnight she turns into a gun?

Posted by: Pogonip at April 23, 2017 09:55 PM (t9QjF)

92 Okay Frog Talkers, if her name is Marion Anne Perrine Le Pen, why is she called Marine? Is it a pun or something?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 23, 2017 09:49 PM (64Fwl)

A) it is a version of "Marina"
II) it is a diminuative of "Marie"
IIb) She was expected to take a beach
3) she is a walking, talking portmanteau.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 23, 2017 09:55 PM (ii4h0)

93 And Hoppe's reeks!

Hey! The pleasing odor is half the point.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 23, 2017 09:55 PM (64Fwl)

94 52 Just watched 'Big Lebowski' w/ gf. She didn't get it. Time to assess future of relationship.
Posted by: The Dude Abides at April 23, 2017 09:45 PM (bc2Lc)
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I'm a big Coen Bros fan but even I wasn't wild about it upon first viewing (liked it, didn't love it). Now it's one of my favorites.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 23, 2017 09:55 PM (PhYV5)

95 And Hoppe's reeks!
Posted by: Pogonip
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Heathen. It's...aromatic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2017 09:55 PM (OdK9v)

96 90: The pussy hat anthem!

Posted by: Pogonip at April 23, 2017 09:55 PM (t9QjF)

97 95: So is the skunk that lives under the neighbor's tree.

Posted by: Pogonip at April 23, 2017 09:56 PM (t9QjF)

98 Years ago I worked as a apprentice appliance repairman. We had a call out to Kasish's place for a dishwasher on the fritz.

Our esteemed then congressman Kasish had loaded liquid dishwashing soap into the DW. The entire kitchen was full of suds. Laughed my ass off.

Two lessons learned that day;
- Vinegar will knock down suds, but more importantly -
- Congresscritters are idiots
Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2017 09:54 PM (tr2D7)

One of my friends husband did the same thing when she was at the lake house. He'd never ran the dishwasher before at 50 years old.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 23, 2017 09:56 PM (u8Ywb)

99 Teh Big Lebowski bowling dream sequence:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FscKSB7Hh_w

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 23, 2017 09:57 PM (PhYV5)

100 @77

They are going to detach the tendon then shave off the spur and shape and smooth the entire area and reattach.

Roughly 8 week recovery.

It will be awesome to be able to run again without being in excruciating pain.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 23, 2017 09:57 PM (+lv+r)

101 Posted by: Kreplach at April 23, 2017 09:57 PM (+lv+r)

Prayers for a quick recovery.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 23, 2017 09:58 PM (u8Ywb)

102 My husband spilled a bottle of Hoppe's #9 on the carpet in the living room about six months after we moved into the house. After 13 years, we finally got rid of the carpet in favor of water resistant laminate.

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wife tested Christmas tree bulbs 3 years ago, left them turned on, on the carpet. Melted a nice burn mark in it. Did I Bitch, did I yell? nope. cause I want to be treated that way when I fuck up. but that seems to be a one way street.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 23, 2017 09:58 PM (vChNs)

103 Well, there's one common ground in this country; the people at the liberal site also liked "The Big Lebowski." Never seen it myself.

Posted by: Pogonip at April 23, 2017 09:58 PM (t9QjF)

104 72: I bet all the 'Ettes think the Big Lebowski is a classic.

Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2017 09:58 PM (CLKfs)

105 The Big Lebowski?

Give it time to sink in. I have only seen it once. Time to see it again.

Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2017 10:00 PM (EX4Wr)

106 Apropos of nothing, I'd like to remind you that Cascade Professional Fryer Boil Out ( http://amzn.to/2q5fdBn ) is the exact same formula as the former Cascade Commercial, which was the exact same formula as the now banned Cascade Original.

Fight the Power!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 23, 2017 10:00 PM (64Fwl)

107 Kreplach, they told me 6-8 weeks but I got out of the cast at five weeks, then it took another five weeks to rehabilitate the foot. It never did get completely rehabbed, always a little stiff, but just fine for everyday purposes.

Posted by: Pogonip at April 23, 2017 10:01 PM (t9QjF)

108 Goodnight, morons.

Posted by: Pogonip at April 23, 2017 10:01 PM (t9QjF)

109 and why didn't you come to me like a fucking man and tell me there was an ONT??

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 23, 2017 10:02 PM (64Fwl)

110 ONT is still NOOD!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 23, 2017 10:02 PM (6gk0M)

111 ...also liked "The Big Lebowski." Never seen it myself.

Posted by: Pogonip at April 23, 2017 09:58 PM (t9QjF)

Worth watching, and very quotable. Also, John Goodman's character is modeled on John Milius, who wrote the screenplay for a bunch of great shoot 'em films: http://tinyurl.com/kgrua3l

Posted by: Country Singer at April 23, 2017 10:03 PM (GUBah)

112 The topic today is "vaj jingle",
To versify there's but a single,
Muldoon who can set
Hoohaw (for a bet)
To any dam' tune you can bing-le!

Tried.

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at April 23, 2017 10:03 PM (Eynls)

113 @101

Thank you.

This has been an issue for over 8 months, Drs tried to treat it with anti-inflamatories.

A bit of advice to all the morons, if you go to a doctor with foot pain and he says, hey you got a bone spur let's treat it with anti-inflammatories, just say no thanks and request an operation immediately.

This will save you time and pain.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 23, 2017 10:04 PM (vXNZw)

114 @107

I'll take an ankle that's a little stiff over pain that goes from throbbing to excruciating any time.

This really sucks, should have demanded the operation sooner.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 23, 2017 10:07 PM (vXNZw)

115 If congress shuts down the gubment will Trump restart it?

Pro tip: Just say no.

Posted by: gNewt at April 23, 2017 10:08 PM (hN5g8)

116 "Caitlyn" Jenner is a'coming to our office tomorrow. Looks like I'll miss it. Darn!

Posted by: The Gimp! at April 23, 2017 10:50 PM (8+cgT)

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