EMT 04/23/17


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Posted by: teej at April 23, 2017 05:56 AM (k2yk7) 4 The Nork Fat Mouth threatens to sink the USS Carl Vinson. http://tinyurl.com/lhxazhc Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2017 05:56 AM (mpXpK) 5 Trump has replaced Obama's Surgeon General. I always thought this was a useless post. http://tinyurl.com/mlp77hs Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2017 05:56 AM (mpXpK) 6 Good morning horde Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2017 05:56 AM (Ot7+c) 7 RIP Erin Moran at 56 of unknown causes. An autopsy is pending. http://tinyurl.com/kkwov2u Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2017 05:57 AM (mpXpK) 8 The Post: Why Can't The Clintons Just Go Away? http://tinyurl.com/n4r5cl3 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2017 05:57 AM (mpXpK) 9 "March For Science" losers, like typical liberals leave the streets full of trash. http://tinyurl.com/kyqc7fe Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2017 05:57 AM (mpXpK) 10 Evidently this new "tax reform" program that is coming is going to discontinue tax free contributions to 401K programs. I lost that after my first year of contributions. http://tinyurl.com/k6mqw9c Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2017 05:57 AM (mpXpK) 11 The NYT says Comey went public because he did not trust Lying Lynch. http://tinyurl.com/mns3o5m Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2017 05:57 AM (mpXpK) 12 Naturalized citizen convicted of recruiting for Al Qaeda is stripped of citizenship and sentenced to 15 years in prison. http://tinyurl.com/ku6fhgn Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2017 05:58 AM (mpXpK) 13 Kelly is looking at sending 50,000 Haitians back home. Why are they here in the first place? http://tinyurl.com/mwbo53u Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2017 05:58 AM (mpXpK) 14 There is no love lost between the NYC police and DeCommio. http://tinyurl.com/kd6o37m Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2017 05:58 AM (mpXpK) 15 Dylan Roof has been moved to death row at the federal prison he is incarcerated in. I am wondering if he will still be tried in SC? http://tinyurl.com/m8lnt6z That's it for today folks. I will be heading to the rocking chair this morning. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2017 05:59 AM (mpXpK) 16 Well, the "news" is up so I am going to go hit the rocking chair and watch the sun come up (except it cloudy and raining). Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2017 06:02 AM (mpXpK) 17 Thanks Vic. Hope it's a beautiful morning for ya. A useless post indeed. Posted by: teej at April 23, 2017 06:02 AM (k2yk7) 18 So. I've been on the road for 2 days, plus one more today. The March for Science. Are they for it or against it? Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2017 06:04 AM (RlyTN) 19 Thanks, Vic. Posted by: m at April 23, 2017 06:04 AM (Gqgs8) 20 And thanks, krak. Posted by: m at April 23, 2017 06:04 AM (Gqgs8) 21 Saw L, Elle with the last comment on the ont. Kinda early for her. Probably outside throwing a saddle on that dog of hers now. Posted by: teej at April 23, 2017 06:05 AM (k2yk7) 22 @Vic Roof pled guilty to state charges to avoid trial. He got 33 life sentences (not sure how they arrived That) to serve after the Federal death sentence. That boy is going in the hole and not coming out. Posted by: blaster at April 23, 2017 06:05 AM (LWWap) 23 is it day drinking if you didnt go to sleep yet? Posted by: jimmytheclaw at April 23, 2017 06:07 AM (Qp1Nb) 24 What I like about Italy? Wine cheaper than Coca Cola. Posted by: blaster at April 23, 2017 06:07 AM (LWWap) 25 g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at April 23, 2017 06:08 AM (mukYG) 26 What I like about Italy? Wine cheaper than Coca Cola. Posted by: blaster And most of it doesn't have the sulfites/sufides in it that give me a headache Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2017 06:09 AM (RlyTN) 27 Good morning, kids. My thoughts on Erin Moran: I have absolutely no idea if Erin Moran was a victim of show business' rampant, routine sexual abuse of children - still swept under the rug and unpunished - but her untimely passing is a bleak reminder of the long list of destroyed lives left in its wake. And not just sexual abuse but emotional abuse as well as financial fraud from managers and even relatives that leaves many young actors virtually destitute when their time in the limelight passes. In any case, "Happy Days" not only portrayed/reflected a positive time in our history, I think it went a long way in helping the nation escape (for a half hour a week anyway) the hideous moral and cultural rot of the decade that came after it. Erin Moran was a part of that. It's better to remember her for her vivacious spirit and smile and not for her sad decline and end. Rest In Peace. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2017 06:10 AM (mbhDw) 28 I posted in ONT that Rome airport seemed light on security. Not true of the Metro and the streets. Serious show of force the tactical carbinieri are out in armored iveco jeeps and loaded for everything. Posted by: blaster at April 23, 2017 06:10 AM (LWWap) 29 @26 indeed. My wife is sensitive to it and she loves the wine here for that. She could tell right away. Posted by: blaster at April 23, 2017 06:11 AM (LWWap) 30 28 I posted in ONT that Rome airport seemed light on security. Not true of the Metro and the streets. Serious show of force the tactical carbinieri are out in armored iveco jeeps and loaded for everything. Posted by: blaster at April 23, 2017 06:10 AM (LWWap) Looks like I'm heading to Firenze and possibly Rome in July. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2017 06:12 AM (mbhDw) 31 @JJ that's hot time. Perfect weather now. 50 at night 60 during day. Posted by: blaster at April 23, 2017 06:13 AM (LWWap) 32 Bruce and blaster... Guy at the winery where we played last weekend said he puts very little in his. Doesn't have the shelf life because of it but... Posted by: teej at April 23, 2017 06:15 AM (k2yk7) 33 Morning all Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2017 06:16 AM (E0jfY) 34 Doesn't have the shelf life because of it but... Posted by: teej When we got to restaurants, a carafe of white and one of red was on the table. Local wines. Plus the white was always chilled. I'm normally a beer drinker, but after walking around on a hot day the chilled white was great. Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2017 06:18 AM (RlyTN) 35 186 security prisoners quit hunger strike One week after a hunger strike of almost 2,000 Palestinian security prisoners gets underway, cracks appear in participants determination to go the distance as a second batch of 84 prisoners drop out; Netanyahu: We are leading determined and responsible policies in line with international norms and not in accordance with terrorist dictations. LOL Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2017 06:23 AM (E0jfY) 36 Does anyone know if there has been blow back from "the folks," over O'Reilly being fired, or do people just think Murdoch's sons are gonna make FOX greater? Posted by: AnnaS at April 23, 2017 06:24 AM (l4l/z) 37 North Korea detained a US citizen on Friday, South Koreas Yonhap news agency has reported, bringing the total number of Americans held by the isolated country to three. The man, a Korean-American in his fifties identified only by his surname Kim, had been in North Korea for a month to discuss relief activities, Yonhap said on Sunday. He was arrested at Pyongyang International Airport on his way out of the country. North Korea, which has been criticised for its human rights record, has in the past used detained Americans to extract high-profile visits from the United States, with which it has no formal diplomatic relations. Kim? What an unsual Korean Name? And I know I am a cold hearted SOB, but if you go to NK, you get what you deserve. My give a shit meter is damn near empty Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2017 06:25 AM (E0jfY) 38 Interesting the local Gannett Sunday newspaper website is telling the readers what a wonderful event was held yesterday in Washington. Comments from the readers are a different story...laughable actually, Nye gets laughed at. Posted by: Colin at April 23, 2017 06:27 AM (A4n2s) 39 Imagine how brilliant I'd be without fetal alcohol syndrome. Posted by: Princess Chelsea at April 23, 2017 06:28 AM (bc2Lc) 40 Not much of a drinker at all here. On the plus side it means I can buy Blantons for my bourbon since a bottle will last me 6 mos,,, at least. Don't drink at all when we play,,, except for poweraide, but creeper bought a bottle of white. Twisted my arm into a quarter glass of white before we started and another quarter glass on 2nd break. Hey, maybe I can blame that for being a bit slow on Copenhagen that Gary started us of with. That and he started it juuuust a bit faster than normal. Like "holy crap" fast. Damn but that boy can pick. Posted by: teej at April 23, 2017 06:29 AM (k2yk7) 41 The French election is going on today, I don't have any faith they will alter their course but we will see. Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2017 06:29 AM (Ot7+c) 42 Morning all. One more hour give or take a few minutes. You go Bibi! Democrats, eat shit. That's all for now. Posted by: Country Boy at April 23, 2017 06:29 AM (D2vc1) 43 Imagine how brilliant I'd be without fetal alcohol syndrome. Posted by: Princess Chelsea at April 23, 2017 06:28 AM (bc2Lc) Imagine your looks id genetics did not play a huge part? Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2017 06:30 AM (E0jfY) 44 San Francisco had a blackout yesterday, how could it happen in such a green city! Posted by: Colin at April 23, 2017 06:31 AM (A4n2s) 45 "No situation is permanent"-A Christian devotional from "The Upper Room": http://preview.tinyurl.com/lnt3cv8 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2017 06:31 AM (fDdVG) 46 Kim? What an unsual Korean Name? And I know I am a cold hearted SOB, but if you go to NK, you get what you deserve. My give a shit meter is damn near empty Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2017 06:25 AM (E0jfY) My meter is empty, my caring tank is so dry from not giving a shit that it's rusting out. How's that for a Sunday morning attitude? Posted by: Country Boy at April 23, 2017 06:32 AM (D2vc1) 47 A "this way to the hospital" bumper sticker? Posted by: Aunt Luna at April 23, 2017 06:33 AM (Zd2ZF) 48 Very happy day in the Irish household--oldest son is getting married! The wedding's not until 5:30pm (yeah, I know!) and I've been up since 4:00am. But here's the kicker: the photographer wants the bridal party at the venue at 12:00 (!) and the parents at 2:00. WHY?!?!??!!! Used to be the pictures were taken during the cocktail hour. This is going to be a 24 hour affair. Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2017 06:34 AM (HiDrR) 49 We are leading determined and responsible policies in line with international norms and not in accordance with terrorist dictations. Unfortunately under transnational progressives and similar Leftist trash, international norms and terrorist dictations are rapidly converging. Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 23, 2017 06:34 AM (KmwvO) 50 "A gift for God"-a devotional from the International Association of Christians and jews: http://preview.tinyurl.com/l3g454a Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2017 06:34 AM (fDdVG) 51 Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2017 06:34 AM (HiDrR) Congratulations to your son and his fiancee and your family! Glad to hear people still get married. Have a great day, God bless and sleep in tomorrow. :^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2017 06:41 AM (fDdVG) 52 Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2017 06:23 AM (E0jfY) Saw a photo posted somewhere...here? of peeps grilling in a parking lot w/fans blowing the smoke towards the prison....cruel and ingenious punishment. Posted by: BignJames at April 23, 2017 06:42 AM (x9c8r) 53 And I know I am a cold hearted SOB, but if you go to NK, you get what you deserve. My give a shit meter is damn near empty� Posted by: Nevergiveup Unfortunately this country has never punished stupid people, beginning with Jane Fonda, who aid and abet the enemy. Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 23, 2017 06:42 AM (HTdUD) 54 Guten Morgen und Guten Nacht alle. Tchussle! Posted by: Wem oder Wer? at April 23, 2017 06:42 AM (d76uN) 55 Muslims to march on Amazon because of no prayer breaks, that happens when your a big target like Amazon. SEIU in Seattle of course is the leader of the march. Posted by: Colin at April 23, 2017 06:42 AM (A4n2s) 56 Morning Horde. Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 23, 2017 06:43 AM (xInes) 57 Posted by: Colin at April 23, 2017 06:42 AM (A4n2s) They'll probably cave, but my husband-NOT a Muslim works in Amazon-and the working conditions leave a lot to be desired. Don't think they should have prayer breaks, though. Why can't they pray doing their work like all the other people of other faiths who work there do? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2017 06:46 AM (fDdVG) 58 Any predictions on what the surrender monkeys are gonna do today? [ ] Surrender [ ] Surrender twice Posted by: weirdflunky at April 23, 2017 06:46 AM (XKaXS) 59 Thanks, Fen! Looking forward to sleeping almost as much as I'm looking forward to the wedding. Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2017 06:47 AM (HiDrR) 60 Any predictions on what the surrender monkeys are gonna do today? [ ] Surrender [ ] Surrender twice Posted by: weirdflunky at April 23, 2017 06:46 AM (XKaXS) The NY Mets? Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2017 06:48 AM (E0jfY) 61 Congrats on your son's big day, Irish! Hope you get some time to relax and take it all in. I have to go in to the office. Insane convergence of shit hit the fan at the office last week and I'm scrambling to keep my head above water. Oh, well, at least yesterday was the nice weather day. Posted by: Gem at April 23, 2017 06:49 AM (uaHyk) 62 Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2017 06:48 AM (E0jfY) Heh Should have been more specific about which surrender monkeys. The cheese eaters. Posted by: weirdflunky at April 23, 2017 06:50 AM (XKaXS) 63 Anybody here compost their girlfriend for earth day yesterday? Amazing most people don't know that story. Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 23, 2017 06:52 AM (xInes) 64 Get your marching shoes back on for next Saturday 29th in Washington, DC: Marchers will stand up for the climate, for jobs and for justice. In response to Trump's denial of the existence of climate change, thismarch is for jobs, justice and the climate. What, another march for something....Don't they ever run out of money to hold these marches. Posted by: Colin at April 23, 2017 06:54 AM (A4n2s) 65 Sorry Colin, going to boil about 400 lbs of crawfish for a college bar party on the 29th. Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 23, 2017 06:56 AM (xInes) 66 They'll probably cave, but my husband-NOT a Muslim works in Amazon-and the working conditions leave a lot to be desired. Posted by: FenelonSpoke With your husbands data processing and systems analysis background he's being exposed to 'trial by fire' in the workplace in order to fully understand the underlying processes. Groomed, for something better. Try to keep that possibility in mind. The best managers know the operation top to bottom. Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 23, 2017 06:59 AM (HTdUD) 67 For a back story see Powerlineblog Remembering the First Earthday. I remember it well as a teenage Philadelphia suburban Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2017 07:00 AM (Ot7+c) 68 Thank you, Gem! Gotta hit the road and take the dogs to the "pet resort" for an overnight. Groomsmen will be trickling in soon, looking for their pork roll sammies! Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2017 07:02 AM (HiDrR) 69 I saw a comment at Insty which sums up the March For Science crowd -- Along the lines of 'I see very few attendees that look like they can solve a quadratic equation.' I've got a few good reads for this am though 2 of them are infuriating. Circa.com has a piece on how the TFG rules of engagement got our Seal Team 6 chopper shot down in Afshitistan a few years back: http://tinyurl.com/khxaqt9 Daily Beast has a lengthy piece about the Kennedy and Skakel clans and why justice has yet to be done for Martha Moxley, murdered in 1975 with a golf club: http://tinyurl.com/mznvykc Scum. Finally, an interesting piece at City Journal about the French political and demographic divisions with some insights into how it applies to the US as well: http://tinyurl.com/lmtt4tp Posted by: GnuBreed at April 23, 2017 07:05 AM (wTwJ2) 70 "I posted in ONT that Rome airport seemed light on security." Most of the security is actually out of sight, and invisible to your average individual. Since the massacre's in 1973,and 1985, they take it very seriously. Starting with the catwalk that goes around the entire perimeter of the interior passenger areas up near the roof line. Gives them a good look-down shoot-down platform. If the armored vehicles are missing from the drop off area, I would guess that it's just temporary. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2017 07:10 AM (J+eG2) 71 Muh hair!! Wait,, wut? Oh, I'm awake again.... hic Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 23, 2017 07:14 AM (loSzc) 72 Reading the political situation in France...In the 1930's before the Germans invaded, so many different factions, very confusing. Not sure much has changed, difficult for us to understand how the whole system works. You can see how Germany pretty easily took over France, without much trouble. Posted by: Colin at April 23, 2017 07:16 AM (A4n2s) 73 Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2017 06:34 AM (HiDrR) === Mazel Tov! May they enjoy a life of good health, prosperity, and peace. And grandchildren. Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2017 07:17 AM (EZebt) 74 "You can see how Germany pretty easily took over France, without much trouble." Which reminds me. MeTV aired the original Season-1, Episode-1 of Hogan's Heroes three nights ago. Different opening shot Stalag-13 is called Camp-13. And Sgt. Carter is just passing through. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2017 07:19 AM (J+eG2) 75 U.S. Surgeon General Vivek H. Murthy has been removed by the Trump administration and replaced temporarily by his deputy, Rear Adm. Sylvia Trent-Adams. Damn Trump! Replacing another good man with a political appointee.../sarc Posted by: Colin at April 23, 2017 07:21 AM (A4n2s) 76 The NY Mets? Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2017 06:48 AM === The Giants lost their 5th game last night out of 6. The Rockies hit 4 home runs, to the sound of wailing and gnashing of teeth in the Franpsycho household. Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2017 07:21 AM (EZebt) 77 Congrats IrishEi and as it happens today is our anniversary. I am celebrating with a Day at the Races (NHRA) and the wife celebrates by getting dirt under the fingernails in the ever expanding critter habitat. We have a good relationship like that. Do what you love. Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 23, 2017 07:28 AM (hQOlD) 78 You can't say rADIOShack without saying adios. Chain to close over 500 stores this year. I can't say that I've been in one in the past five years. Kinda sad. Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 23, 2017 07:30 AM (HTdUD) 79 Vatican security looks light too, unless you look carefully. Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2017 07:32 AM (zZb/S) 80 "You can't say rADIOShack without saying adios. Chain to close over 500 stores this year. " I remember when they were THE serious player in consumer DIY. Just like HeathKit. Now they are like the Dollar Store for Trons. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2017 07:32 AM (J+eG2) 81 "Vatican security looks light too, unless you look carefully." Those voluminous Swiss Guard uniforms can hold a lot of stuff. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2017 07:33 AM (J+eG2) 82 Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 23, 2017 06:59 AM (HTdUD) I appreciate the kind. positive thought and I hope that you're right but he hasn't done systems analysis since 2009. I think too much has passed him by since then. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2017 07:34 AM (fDdVG) 83 good morning horde! Posted by: @votermom @vm at April 23, 2017 07:35 AM (hMwEB) 84 Can we apply the liberal argument about the constitutionally recognized right to free speech to the constitutionally recognized right to birth control? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2017 07:36 AM (J+eG2) 85 Radio Shack is now gone around here, nice stores for the little electronic parts I needed sometimes, but probably the store made very little $ on that stuff. Last time I was in the local store, the guy behind the counter asked me if I want to buy the store. Posted by: Colin at April 23, 2017 07:37 AM (A4n2s) 86 Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2017 06:34 AM (HiDrR) CONGRATS!!! Posted by: @votermom @vm at April 23, 2017 07:37 AM (hMwEB) 87 I would like to think that the French have awakened. But I fear that their experience with voter fraud makes the Dems here appear to be amateurs. Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2017 07:39 AM (EX4Wr) 88 I had a really weird dream. I dreamt that if you scratch the forehead of any mouse and broke through the skin, you would find a seed pod of a maple tree (the wing shaped things that we stuck on our noses as kids). The explanation in the dream was that mice ate the roots of maple trees and so they absorbed the DNA and were able to grow maple seeds in their foreheads. What does this mean? Posted by: Steve qnd Cold Bear at April 23, 2017 07:42 AM (vRcUp) 89 morning, morons! another glorious morning here n NYC. I dislike the New York Times as much as anyone but a documentary on their Obituaries - OBIT - is brilliant. Posted by: vivi at April 23, 2017 07:42 AM (11H2y) 90 Correct sock. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 23, 2017 07:42 AM (vRcUp) 91 I appreciate the kind. positive thought and I hope that you're right but he hasn't done systems analysis since 2009. I think too much has passed him by since then. Posted by: FenelonSpoke� If he knows the acronyms of ERP, DBMS, and SQL he's good. I suspect he does. Systems work is like riding a bicycle. Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 23, 2017 07:42 AM (HTdUD) 92 63 Anybody here compost their girlfriend for earth day yesterday? Amazing most people don't know that story. __________________ Is it really composting when you hide your victim's body in trunk in a wall and stuff newspapers around it to soak up the blood? Seems like there should be some organic materials involved (other than the murder victim's body), otherwise you're not a composter, just an ordinary killer. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 23, 2017 07:42 AM (riF5p) 93 Posted by: Steve qnd Cold Bear __________________________ You really should drink more... hic Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 23, 2017 07:44 AM (loSzc) 94 Good morning! Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2017 07:44 AM (u82oZ) 95 Good Sunday Morning Hordeling. I'm so sad about the passing of Erin Moran. So many happy memories. Too soon, they leave us. Just a song before I get ready for church: "To everyone who's lost someone they love, Long before it was their time. You feel like the days you had were not enough, When you had said goodbye. There is hope for the helpless, Rest for the weary. And love for the broken heart. And there is grace and forgiveness, Mercy and healing. He'll meet you wherever you are. Cry Out To Jesus ... Cry Out to Jesus." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmVxRl5bc4Y ~~ Third Day Have a good morning, everyone! Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2017 07:44 AM (lwiT4) 96 What does this mean? ________________ That you need to stop eating pizza right before you go to bed? Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 23, 2017 07:45 AM (riF5p) 97 Fen - something else - getting moved around, exposed to different facets of the operation is probably a good sign. Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 23, 2017 07:45 AM (HTdUD) 98 "Biz Pac review" (which has to do with Business) has comments which are not at all supportive towards Muslims who want a space to pray 5 times a day. Amazon is rigid about security. You have to go through what looks like airport security to work there and they give you a clear container for your lunch to make sure that you're not stealing stuff in it: http://tinyurl.com/m4fyzbo Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2017 07:45 AM (fDdVG) 99 "they give you a clear container for your lunch to make sure that you're not stealing stuff in it: " Heh: http://tinyurl.com/kbvjgyt Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2017 07:47 AM (J+eG2) 100 Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 23, 2017 07:45 AM (HTdUD) You are a very positive person. I think they moved him because he's an older man and didn't pack 623 items in a hour. It's a shame though. He's a hard worker and very clever. Anyone in NJ have a desk job with benefits for a mature person with a great work ethic? :^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2017 07:48 AM (fDdVG) 101 "Why can't the Clintons just go away?" A: the most openly naked thirst for power in the history of the US. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 23, 2017 07:48 AM (MZcWR) 102 I remember as a kid thinking Fonzie was cool. Then my dad told me "He's a caricature. You're supposed to find him absurd". My dad saved me from the Fonzie thug life. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 23, 2017 07:49 AM (vRcUp) 103 I never saw a single episode of Happy Days. Must be because I'm 29 years old. And never owned a TV. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2017 07:49 AM (u82oZ) 104 http://tinyurl.com/kbvjgyt Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2017 07:47 AM (J+eG2) I don't think he wants to sneak that out in his lunch box. ;^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2017 07:49 AM (fDdVG) 105 What does this mean? Posted by: Steve qnd Cold Bear at April 23, 2017 07:42 AM (vRcUp) === It means you shouldn't have had that LSD nightcap! Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2017 07:50 AM (EZebt) 106 'What does this mean?' Canada rises! Posted by: Of Mice and Mounties at April 23, 2017 07:51 AM (BO/km) 107 Fen, prayers for you and FenSpouse. Posted by: @votermom @vm at April 23, 2017 07:51 AM (hMwEB) 108 44 San Francisco had a blackout yesterday, how could it happen in such a green city! Posted by: Colin at April 23, 2017 06:31 AM (A4n2s) *** Not enough windmills Posted by: Publius Redux at April 23, 2017 07:53 AM (UOr6C) 109 Posted by: @votermom @vm at April 23, 2017 07:51 AM (hMwEB) Thanks. Very much appreciated! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2017 07:53 AM (fDdVG) 110 140 Afghan soldiers killed yesterday in an attack by the Taliban on a mosque during prayers. The attack will change nothing, but I will ask this: Where is the outrage from muslims worldwide about a lethal attack on a mosque during prayers? Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 23, 2017 07:54 AM (fEofP) 111 I shouldn't talk about dreams. Last night I chased around my house a big spider that was carrying a bigger spider. I hate spiders. Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2017 07:54 AM (EZebt) 112 So. Hernandez was gay. Gross. Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2017 07:55 AM (BO/km) 113 My virtue signaling cup runneth over this morning. Posted by: Snowflake Science Marcher at April 23, 2017 07:56 AM (Tyii7) 114 "My virtue signaling cup runneth over this morning. " Can you wipe up the spillage with your Pussy Hat? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2017 07:57 AM (J+eG2) 115 got to get moving....I'm shooting my first USPSA match today BBL with the report Posted by: AltonJackson at April 23, 2017 07:59 AM (mukYG) 116 "BBL with the report" Good luck. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2017 08:00 AM (J+eG2) 117 Those voluminous Swiss Guard uniforms can hold a lot of stuff. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice I want to see Muslim or lefty get stuck with a pike, poke-axed, or yanked off a scooter with a halbred. Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2017 08:01 AM (zZb/S) 118 Morning. Lefties are actually blaming PDT for Erin Moran's death. Let's take a look at their twisted thinking: 1. Erin Moran had a meth problem 2. Erin Moran lived in Indiana 3. Mike Pence was governor of Indiana 4. Therefore, Trump's fault. Trump Derangement Syndrome in action, folks. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 23, 2017 08:01 AM (ul9CR) 119 110 The attack will change nothing, but I will ask this: Where is the outrage from muslims worldwide about a lethal attack on a mosque during prayers? Posted by: Adirondack Patriot The article I read this am on that said that the Taliban deny attacking anyone IN the mosque; musta got them as they poured out unarmed. Oh, and the death toll now stands at 160. And ISIS is taking credit as well. And as I surmised 2 days ago, there had to be some deserters/traitors from the Afghan army involved in the attack; the BB piece sez reports are 4 of the 10 attackers were former Afghan army members. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 23, 2017 08:02 AM (wTwJ2) 120 Let's take a look at their twisted thinking: 1. Erin Moran had a meth problem 2. Erin Moran lived in Indiana 3. Mike Pence was governor of Indiana 4. Therefore, Trump's fault. So every death in a state is the fault of the Governor. Posted by: Stuart McKenzie at April 23, 2017 08:02 AM (oVJmc) 121 I blame Chachi. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 23, 2017 08:02 AM (fEofP) 122 Huh. I woke up this morning. Surprised me. Inre Radio Shack - when I was young that was the only techie-electronics store anywhere near me. I spent a fair amount of time there, just hanging out or whatever. Sad to see that the world has passed them by too. Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 23, 2017 08:03 AM (2VN2E) 123 You are a very positive person. Posted by: FenelonSpoke� Let's just say I have experience in such matters. As (recovering) business owner, systems analyst, programmer, data based information retrieval specialist, in high throughput operations. I might tend to see things differently. Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 23, 2017 08:04 AM (HTdUD) 124 Can you wipe up the spillage with your Pussy Hat? No. I lost that and my Captain Amerika trash can lid at the pantifa march. Posted by: Snowflake Science Marcher at April 23, 2017 08:04 AM (Tyii7) 125 Who's next? Potsie? More coffee. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 23, 2017 08:05 AM (5VlCp) 126 I seem to recall years ago that the actors who played Al and Potsie started a chain of burger restaurants. Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 23, 2017 08:06 AM (2VN2E) 127 Marion Ross, still ticking at 88. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 23, 2017 08:07 AM (oVJmc) 128 Marion Ross, still ticking at 88. And still hawt. Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at April 23, 2017 08:09 AM (Tyii7) 129 That article on France was very interesting and relevant to the US. The good news is that we are in better shape than France. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2017 08:09 AM (u82oZ) 130 I'd hit it. Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at April 23, 2017 08:09 AM (Tyii7) 131 Marion Ross is a cool chica. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 23, 2017 08:10 AM (ul9CR) 132 I used to love Radio Shack stores. In early days of personal computers they were just about the only game in town. Anyone who has ever stored a computer program on a cassette tape would understand those days. Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 23, 2017 08:10 AM (HTdUD) 133 Canada rises! Posted by: Of Mice and Mounties at April 23, 2017 07:51 AM (BO/km) Shit - I think that's it. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 23, 2017 08:10 AM (vRcUp) 134 I also had a weird dream last night. There was a bunch of stuff I don't remember, something about going to a theater with some friends, and then I was driving an old car. It looked like something from the 1930s with a long hood, and it had poor acceleration. I arrived at a campground, and found that Barbie and Ken were there. They were actual people and I knew them slightly, so I went over to say hi. I found Barbie unconscious in the back of their car. It turned out that Ken had just killed her and was preparing to dispose of the body when I showed up. He went for a gun, and I started running back toward the car. He fired a shot at me and I ducked behind a boat in drydock. He started to chase me around the boat when I woke up. Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2017 08:10 AM (sdi6R) 135 So every death in a state is the fault of the Governor. Only if the governor is a Republican. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 23, 2017 08:11 AM (ul9CR) 136 FenelonSpoke Glad to hear FenelonSpouse has a slightly better work situation. I've got two prayer wheels spinning all ahead standard for you both. I can add one for your teenaged son, if needed. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2017 08:12 AM (u82oZ) 137 "Anyone who has ever stored a computer program on a cassette tape would understand those days." I still have a Trash-80, Model 100 in vintage condition in the basement. Would be perfectly happy to give it to a good home. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2017 08:12 AM (J+eG2) 138 Let's Go Le Pen! Make France Great Again! Plus I really want to see headlines, if she wins: The Power of Le Pen! Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 23, 2017 08:12 AM (ul9CR) 139 Marion Ross, still ticking at 88. And still hawt. Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at April 23, 2017 08:09 AM (Tyii7) Yup....I saw her on an episode of "Thriller" I think and she was very attractive back in her day. Then that fat fuck Tom Bosley got his greasy paws on her. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 23, 2017 08:12 AM (5VlCp) 140 Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2017 08:10 AM (sdi6R) ---- Damn. I always had my suspicions about Ken. Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 23, 2017 08:13 AM (2VN2E) 141 Today is William Shakespeare's approximate birthday. I wonder how racist it makes me to celebrate a dead white male's birthday? Posted by: Jmel at April 23, 2017 08:13 AM (OeWgo) 142 Thankfully, most dreams we have are forgotten pretty soon after waking. A lifetime full of crazy dreams would doom the human race. Posted by: Colin at April 23, 2017 08:14 AM (A4n2s) 143 Who's next? Potsie? More coffee. Posted by: Hairyback Guy Ralph Malph. I hate that show, because I wasted so many hours of my life watching it. My father often threatened to destroy the TV. He should have done it. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 23, 2017 08:16 AM (vRcUp) 144 Bill Maher says we are gassing Syria too. With CO2. It's sciense! Posted by: Guy who has no idea what is going on at April 23, 2017 08:16 AM (BO/km) 145 142 Thankfully, most dreams we have are forgotten pretty soon after waking. A lifetime full of crazy dreams would doom the human race. Posted by: Colin at April 23, 2017 08:14 AM (A4n2s) Considering some of the fucked up shit that goes on in real life, I'm not sure how it could be much worse. Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2017 08:17 AM (sdi6R) 146 I dreamt that a beep alarm was telling me the puppy needs to pee. So I woke up at midnight and the smoke detector in one of the rooms was doingbthe low battery beep (very annoying) and the puppy was awake and happy to go out and pee. Posted by: @votermom @vm at April 23, 2017 08:18 AM (hMwEB) 147 Plus I really want to see headlines, if she wins: The Power of Le Pen! Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Years ago, I thought of: Send In the Marine La Pen is mightier than the sword I should have brushed up on my French and become her campaign manager. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 23, 2017 08:18 AM (vRcUp) 148 Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2017 08:10 AM (sdi6R) When I was a kid the fam was camping in Quebec one summer and the Fwench in the next campsite blew up their tent misusing propane. No gunfire, but close... Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2017 08:18 AM (EZebt) 149 #stillnottiredofwinning I'm seeing a lot of Trump complaint pieces in the right leaning media these days. There's at least 4 or 5 at American Thinker this am alone. And I've seen those complaints echoed here with increasing frequency. PDT's first 3 months have been full of #winning, because they were things he could do alone with reverse pen and phone. Much of the low hanging fruit has been nabbed, and now he needs the Congress swamp-things for more difficult changes. Per a recent survey of Repubs and Repub leaning independents, 92% think that Trump has met or exceeded expectations so far. That's fair dinkum. I'm not saying he shouldn't get some criticism, but this whole "he's dead to me" crap over some move he's made seems, well, harsh. Count your change clink clink clink clink clunk, and toss the clunkers. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 23, 2017 08:19 AM (wTwJ2) 150 Re European airport security. Lot of this is not really new, at least over there. Back in the late 1980s had a coworker who, along with his wife, took a vacation trip to Europe. On their return they caught their return flight in Frankfurt, Germany. And talk about security; he told about how in order to get on your flight you were searched, your luggage was searched, and there were a boatload of German cops standing around with submachine guns to make damn sure you complied with any instructions given. The guy said everyone did EXACTLY what they were told. Of course, this was back in the days when the Red Army Faction, Red Brigades and other European communist terrorist groups were still very active. Some things never change... Posted by: The Oort Cloud - No-Longer-Deplorable Source of all SMODs at April 23, 2017 08:19 AM (T1H5V) 151 Also I am starting to get the feeling that I am invisible and that my comments are not actually showing up on anyone else's screens, just mine. Posted by: @votermom @vm at April 23, 2017 08:21 AM (hMwEB) 152 My wife got me a TRS-80 for our anniversary a few years ago. Model 1, complete with monitor in the original large packing box. Came with a bunch of tapes, some of which still work, many which don't. Its actually easier to find the sound files online and play them from my laptop out into the tape ports of the TRS-80. Also have a CoCo Model 2. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 23, 2017 08:23 AM (oVJmc) 153 I still have a Trash-80, Model 100 in vintage condition in the basement. Would be perfectly happy to give it to a good home. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2017 08:12 AM (J+eG2) Yup....I remember when a friend of mine got one back in the 80s and I was over his place watching him work on it and I asked his "So, what can you do with it? My friend said he could do his budget, do his household lists, etc, etc. YAWN. Then he broke out Star Trek simulator and I think Avalon Hill's "Midway" and viola! now I knew what the potential of those new fangled home computers were all about. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 23, 2017 08:23 AM (5VlCp) 154 Votermom, Au contraire, mon ami. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2017 08:23 AM (u82oZ) 155 I wonder where @votermom is? Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2017 08:23 AM (sdi6R) 156 Sigmund Freud wrote a very skinny book on dreams suspiciously titled, 'On Dreams' which is a good source for breaking down dreams into categories. I've forgotten most of it, but there are the 'wish fulfillment' type dreams where your mind plays with some scenario you might enjoy. Pretty sure being shot at doesn't fit. Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 23, 2017 08:23 AM (HTdUD) 157 I like a good crazy dream. Makes me feel like my subconscience is sorting everything out and I may keep my sanity for the coming day. Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2017 08:23 AM (EX4Wr) 158 sigh ........ checked my FB page (I have it to keep in contact with my son in USAF), noted that my daughter was a 'proud attendee' of the #MarchForScience. My reaction is sorta like this: D: "Daddy daddy, guess what? Darth Soros choose ME to be his apprentice!" Me: ................... "Be packed and gone by sun-down." Her journey to the Dark Side of moonbattery is complete. Who knew that becoming a Stylist in an up-scale Louisville salon would lead to becoming a full-turbo SJW? Other fathers (and future father morons) take note, this could happen to you as well. I'd head for the bottle, but I gave up drinking 20+ yrs ago... I'll settle for blaming my ex. Posted by: CPT. Charles at April 23, 2017 08:24 AM (Quwsn) 159 Baltimore Sun says that Trumps approval ratings stand at record lows...Polls show.....unnamed polls as usual. Posted by: Colin at April 23, 2017 08:25 AM (A4n2s) 160 Also I am starting to get the feeling that I am invisible and that my comments are not actually showing up on anyone else's screens, just mine. ----- I've been feeling like that for about six months now. I can read you just fine! Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 23, 2017 08:25 AM (2VN2E) 161 Posted by: GnuBreed at April 23, 2017 08:19 AM (wTwJ2) Whether President Trump can reverse the slide or merely slow it remains to be seen. But...Hillary Clinton Will Never Be President of The United States! And that's really nice to type. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2017 08:25 AM (rF0hx) 162 Muslims to march on Amazon because of no prayer breaks, that happens when your a big target like Amazon. SEIU in Seattle of course is the leader of the march. Posted by: Colin at April 23, 2017 06:42 AM (A4n2s) Good, let lefty Bozos deal with this. Maybe they can shut him down for a day or two Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2017 08:26 AM (auHtY) 163 LOL rickl Thanks Salty Dog I should have said, not just here - bunch of sdites yesterday, my posts just seemed ignored. I was kinda bummed coz I had a question... Posted by: @votermom @vm at April 23, 2017 08:26 AM (hMwEB) 164 Waves to WitchDoktor Posted by: @votermom @vm at April 23, 2017 08:27 AM (hMwEB) 165 What does this mean? Posted by: Steve qnd Cold Bear at April 23, 2017 07:42 AM (vRcUp) Science! Posted by: April at April 23, 2017 08:28 AM (e8PP1) 166 Waves back!! Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 23, 2017 08:28 AM (2VN2E) 167 CPT Charles I fear my younger kid is headed that way. Also my beloved hubster is totally brainwashed by the media. Posted by: @votermom @vm at April 23, 2017 08:29 AM (hMwEB) 168 About to tee off and it's 53 degrees in Houston. I guess that's better than 100 degrees. Posted by: Jack Sock at April 23, 2017 08:30 AM (HaNEn) 169 @votermom Well, you know we have answers here. Just ask! Like we gave answers to that woman who wanted our advice about meeting her boyfriend's parents, advice to Ace on assembling shelving, and his wedding planning advice. We have plenty of advice to give. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2017 08:30 AM (u82oZ) 170 Inre Radio Shack - when I was young that was the only techie-electronics store anywhere near me. I spent a fair amount of time there, just hanging out or whatever. Sad to see that the world has passed them by too. Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 23, 2017 08:03 AM (2VN2E) This. I've been a ham radio operator for well nigh 30 years, and sitting just a few feet away is my radio tool kit (a fishing tackle box, actually) that I've owned for nearly that long. Most of the tools, parts, test equipment and whatnot that I've used over the years mostly came from Radio Shack (or "Rat Shack" as we used to call it). And oh yes, my first computer was a Radio Shack Color Computer, their equivalent of the old Commodore machines. I well remember loading and storing programs on a tape cassette recorder. Nevermore.... Posted by: The Oort Cloud - No-Longer-Deplorable Source of all SMODs at April 23, 2017 08:30 AM (T1H5V) 171 I still have a Trash-80, Model 100 in vintage condition in the basement. Would be perfectly happy to give it to a good home. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice --- You had ICs? We had to wire IBM 402 boards. Get off my lawn! It is a glorious day here in Villa de Tonypete. Lovely sun and all plants burst forth. Returned grand kids to parentals yesterday. The court ordered psychiatric care has run to its end so back they go. I'll check on them throughout the week. I give them 4 days or a week max before children's protective services deposits them here again. Poor kids. Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2017 08:31 AM (tr2D7) 172 Looked at the Weather Channel for weather and oh my god, GW is going to do us all in....I can see why we need the March to fight GW, and other things next weekend in Washington.....29th. (I won't be there!) Don't the cops in DC get tired of all these marches every weekend. Posted by: Colin at April 23, 2017 08:33 AM (A4n2s) 173 Congress or the executive branch should convene a climate science Red/Blue exercise as a step toward resolving, or at least illuminating, differing perceptions of climate science. While the Red and Blue Teams should be knowledgeable and avowedly opinionated scientists, the commission should have a balanced membership of prominent individuals with technical credentials, led by co-chairmen who are forceful, knowledgeable and independent of the climate-science community. The Rogers Commission for the Challenger disaster in 1986, the Energy Department's Huizenga/Ramsey Review of Cold Fusion in 1989, and the National Bioethics Advisory Commission of the late 1990s are models for the kind of fact-based rigor and transparency needed. The outcome of a Red/Blue exercise for climate science is not preordained, which makes such a process all the more valuable. It could reveal the current consensus as weaker than claimed. Alternatively, the consensus could emerge strengthened if Red Team criticisms were countered effectively. But whatever the outcome, we scientists would have better fulfilled our responsibilities to society, and climate policy discussions would be better informed. For those reasons, all who march to advocate policy making based upon transparent apolitical science should support a climate science Red Team exercise. Posted by: undocumented SMOD at April 23, 2017 08:33 AM (e8kgV) 174 They were actual people and I knew them slightly, so I went over to say hi. I found Barbie unconscious in the back of their car. It turned out that Ken had just killed her and was preparing to dispose of the body when I showed up. He went for a gun, and I started running back toward the car. He fired a shot at me and I ducked behind a boat in drydock. He started to chase me around the boat when I woke up. Posted by: rickl But did Ken have junk? Was the gun a Freudian symbol of the junk he did not have? Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 23, 2017 08:33 AM (vRcUp) 175 Kim? What an unsual Korean Name? And I know I am a cold hearted SOB, but if you go to NK, you get what you deserve. My give a shit meter is damn near empty Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2017 06:25 AM (E0jfY) Whatever species of idiot it is that goes to North Korea, knowing what the climate regarding Americans is...I just don't get the whole "martyr" mentality, I guess. Posted by: antisocialist at April 23, 2017 08:33 AM (W2wn0) 176 Ralph Malph. I hate that show, because I wasted so many hours of my life watching it. My father often threatened to destroy the TV. He should have done it. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 23, 2017 08:16 AM (vRcUp) Yup....I always wondered why Ralph and Potsie and Ritchie didn't get the Fonze behind Arnold's and whup his ass for him. Aaaaaaaaaaaa my ass. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 23, 2017 08:34 AM (5VlCp) 177 'Also I am starting to get the feeling that I am invisible and that my comments are not actually showing up on anyone else's screens, just mine. ' You have to get our attention. Boob pics help. Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2017 08:34 AM (BO/km) 178 What does this mean? Posted by: Steve qnd Cold Bear at April 23, 2017 07:42 AM (vRcUp) Science! Posted by: April I'm ashamed because I know that "Lamarckism" is a fallacy, yet I had a stupid dream in which ingesting DNA could change your own DNA. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 23, 2017 08:37 AM (vRcUp) 179 You have to get our attention. Boob pics help. Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2017 08:34 AM (BO/km) And mention Hillary or Chelsea' boobs, that would wake everyone up! not Posted by: Colin at April 23, 2017 08:37 AM (A4n2s) 180 Man oh man, what a glorious morning here on the Niagara Frontier. Sun shining, birds singing, leaves bursting forth on the trees. Got to hit the woods in a little bit and commune with Gaia. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 23, 2017 08:38 AM (ul9CR) 181 'And mention Hillary or Chelsea' boobs, that would wake everyone up! not' No no of course not. Like these: http://tinyurl.com/mavnxer Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2017 08:39 AM (BO/km) 182 I dreamt that a beep alarm was telling me the puppy needs to pee. So I woke up at midnight and the smoke detector in one of the rooms was doingbthe low battery beep (very annoying) and the puppy was awake and happy to go out and pee. Posted by: @votermom @vm at April 23, 2017 08:18 AM (hMwEB) Convenient! Wonder how hard it would be to teach a puppy to push a doorbell button when he had to pee? Or how annoying it would become? Posted by: antisocialist at April 23, 2017 08:40 AM (W2wn0) 183 commune with Gaia. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 23, 2017 08:38 AM (ul9CR) Do you sit on a rug in the forest and burn incense and light candles and think pure thoughts? Posted by: Colin at April 23, 2017 08:40 AM (A4n2s) 184 Don't the cops in DC get tired of all these marches every weekend. If they're anything like the Berkeley PD, then no. You just let the mob decide whether people and businesses will be harmed. Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at April 23, 2017 08:40 AM (cdYPW) 185 advice to ~~Ace~~ Shelvie on assembling shelving, Suggested edit Hell, we'll even give advice to the Paolo. It's what we do. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2017 08:41 AM (J+eG2) 186 167; both of our kids are dyed in the wool liberals. college will fuck you up. they think i'm a neanderthal. i don't go there anymore. thats life. love them to death. can't fight fashion. Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 23, 2017 08:41 AM (KP5rU) 187 This EMT has every bit of substance as Hillary's campaign did. #ThePersistance! Posted by: t-bird at April 23, 2017 08:41 AM (eeTCA) 188 'Wonder how hard it would be to teach a puppy to push a doorbell button when he had to pee? ' Our dog Kasper will come over and kick me when he wants to go out. It that doesn't work he will start kicking the door. Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2017 08:41 AM (BO/km) 189 161 Whether President Trump can reverse the slide or merely slow it remains to be seen. Posted by: CBD I'm calling the current situation #winningfatigue. So many hits to the pleasure centers of the conservative brain, as he's lived up to his promises for the most part so far. But now the going gets tougher. But personnel is policy, and Jeff Sessions continues to bring it. The EPA is facing huge budget cuts. We have Perry at DOEnergy, who once claimed he wanted to shutter that agency. We have a major critic of Ex-Im Bank now heading the place. The head of the DOI is reversing many foolish anti-fracking, anti-mining regulations. The list goes on. Gorsuch is already impacting the SC. Dodd-Frank is under fire. It's not all roses, but it ain't a bed of thorns either. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 23, 2017 08:42 AM (wTwJ2) 190 Good Morning, Horde! Apropos to nothing I'm browsing task chairs on Amazon (yeah, I know) and can't help but wonder if this QA on one item may originate from our ranks: Question: why don't you ship to Romania ? do you think we have leprosy or something ? Answer: i have heard that there are vampires.... Posted by: Brother Cavil, at Provisional Basestar at April 23, 2017 08:42 AM (66CWr) 191 Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2017 08:31 AM (tr2D7) God bless you for protecting and keeping those children. Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2017 08:42 AM (EZebt) 192 Do you sit on a rug in the forest and burn incense and light candles and think pure thoughts? I want to do some early foraging. Wintercress (early mustard greens,) ramps (wild leeks,) henbit shoots, day lily shoots, shepherd's purse, baby dandelion and plantago greens...the pickin's are slim this early on but there's some pickin's, at least. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 23, 2017 08:42 AM (ul9CR) 193 chelsea hubble is so nasty that a beejer from her is considered anal. Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 23, 2017 08:43 AM (KP5rU) 194 Erin Moran is dead, and yet Larry King lives. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 23, 2017 08:44 AM (fEofP) 195 "college will fuck you up. they think i'm a neanderthal." Little VIA sometimes spends parts of the weekend at a college about 40 miles from here with a female friend of his. Hi finds most of the students to be somewhat amusing, but only slightly formed mentally. Mush brains is a term he frequently uses. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2017 08:44 AM (J+eG2) 196 Rig another bell and mount on the floor or to baseboard. Then show dog ring bell and you let the door open. Should be easy. Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2017 08:44 AM (Ot7+c) 197 I have crazy dreams, and as someone upthread noted, I usually forget them as soon as I wake up. My husband seems to remember his most of the time, so maybe that explains why he stays surly for hours? I do remember bits of one from the other night, though, a raucous adventure wherein he and I were imprisoned by Putin, escaped, and showed up at his fancy dinner party. Boy, was he surprised and angry! And the adventure began again. Posted by: April at April 23, 2017 08:45 AM (e8PP1) 198 There was a dream I had a few months ago. We have three phone lines where I work. One day I was there by myself when the first line rang. I answered it and the second line immediately rang. I put the first caller on hold and answered the second line. Then the third line rang. I went back to the first caller and took a message, answered the third line, put him on hold, took a message from the second caller, and so on. This went on for awhile before I realized that I was hearing my alarm clock. Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2017 08:45 AM (sdi6R) 199 And mention Hillary or Chelsea' boobs, that would wake everyone up! not Posted by: Colin I once hired an overweight escort from craigslist who looked like Lena Dunham, only prettier. $200 for 1 hour. I ate her out but was impotent, but I had such a good time I gave her a $100 tip. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 23, 2017 08:46 AM (vRcUp) 200 You had ICs? We had to wire IBM 402 boards. Get off my lawn! ***** Geez. I remember seeing similar elements on the old IBM System 370/168 mainframe I started out on lo those many years ago. Afraid to go near them lest we screw something up. As for ICs, the first one I got was for my CoCo, in order to do a memory upgrade. Got it from some outfit up in Vermont. The chip maxed the machine out to it's full capacity of 64K bytes of memory. Posted by: The Oort Cloud - No-Longer-Deplorable Source of all SMODs at April 23, 2017 08:46 AM (T1H5V) 201 "This went on for awhile before I realized that I was hearing my alarm clock." So did you leave them on hold? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2017 08:46 AM (J+eG2) 202 Lefties are actually blaming PDT for Erin Moran's death. Let's take a look at their twisted thinking: 1. Erin Moran had a meth problem 2. Erin Moran lived in Indiana 3. Mike Pence was governor of Indiana 4. Therefore, Trump's fault. Trump Derangement Syndrome in action, folks. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 23, 2017 08:01 AM (ul9CR) Trump personally ordered her execution. It goes way back to a slight against Pinky Tuscadero and Trump wasn't going to let it not go unavenged. Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2017 08:47 AM (auHtY) 203 If the rate of temperature increase of the last two months holds steady, the surface of the earth will be lava within twenty years. Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 23, 2017 08:47 AM (LTHVh) 204 199; wow, are you stoned? Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 23, 2017 08:47 AM (KP5rU) 205 This EMT has every bit of substance as Hillary's campaign did. Can this be rated as True? Depends. Posted by: AoSHQ Fact Checker at April 23, 2017 08:47 AM (DMUuz) 206 201 So did you leave them on hold? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2017 08:46 AM (J+eG2) They probably all hung up by now. Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2017 08:48 AM (sdi6R) 207 I had a stupid dream in which ingesting DNA could change your own DNA. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 23, 2017 08:37 AM (vRcUp) Plasmids.... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2017 08:48 AM (rF0hx) 208 chelsea hubble is so nasty that a beejer from her is considered anal. Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 23, 2017 08:43 AM (KP5rU) It might be bestiality Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2017 08:48 AM (auHtY) 209 186, college did that to me, too. But hold hope in your heart---I got over it. Not til I was in my 40s, though. Posted by: April at April 23, 2017 08:48 AM (e8PP1) 210 "If the rate of temperature increase of the last two months holds steady, the surface of the earth will be lava within twenty years." See...this is how science is supposed to work. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2017 08:48 AM (J+eG2) 211 There should be a official 8 ball fact check for the AoSHq Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2017 08:49 AM (Ot7+c) 212 205; not until lamps and ashtrays hit the wall. projectile vomiting helps too. Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 23, 2017 08:49 AM (KP5rU) 213 To be fair, I had a seizure on 9/11 and was tossed into my medical van while frying like bacon like a side of beef. That's substance. Posted by: Hillary! at April 23, 2017 08:50 AM (2qHjF) 214 Derbyshire has a good article up. Mentions France's elite have pushed the native proles out of post WW2 public housing and moved in N African Muslims. (I guess those are the no-go zones now, but they work cheap). He says gentrification does somewhat the same, having cast(e) blacks to the edges like Ferguson, so the elite and their foreign cheap labor (slave) class can reclaim the prime real estate. vdare.com/articles/demography-vs-peak-reason-in-turkey-and-the-west Our coastal elites are not "egalitarian", they have become predatory vultures. Populism is demeaned as if the middle class is full of dullards, but it just ain't so. Only a vibrant middle class can make America Great. To thwart the middle-class uprisings, the cultural Marxist plot separated out several preferred classes and set them against the white/male/Christian non-Democrat heritage. Elites have no interest in fraternizing with their servant class. Sadly they are NOT the best educated except in terms of ivy league degree, knowing leftist dogma but failing in applied knowledge. They would run our heritage into the ground just to keep their cheap labor and false bravado. Populism for the Win. viva la counter-revolucion. Posted by: illiniwek at April 23, 2017 08:50 AM (TmCOq) 215 208; probably right. sex with a platypus. Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 23, 2017 08:50 AM (KP5rU) 216 The chip maxed the machine out to it's full capacity of 64K bytes of memory. ---- And that felt like all the memory in the world - no way could someone use all of that. Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 23, 2017 08:50 AM (2VN2E) 217 Convenient! Wonder how hard it would be to teach a puppy to push a doorbell button when he had to pee? Or how annoying it would become? Posted by: antisocialist at April 23, 2017 08:40 AM (W2wn0) *** Very. Posted by: Pavlov cleaning up the pool of drool form the millionth doorbell ring at April 23, 2017 08:50 AM (UOr6C) 218 So did you leave them on hold? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice -------- "Your call is important to us..." Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2017 08:51 AM (ZO497) 219 What does this mean? Posted by: Steve qnd Cold Bear at April 23, 2017 07:42 AM (vRcUp) Where do you think tree rats come from? #SCIENCE! Posted by: Bill Nye at April 23, 2017 08:51 AM (1pWEQ) 220 There should be a official 8 ball fact check for the AoSHq Posted by: Skip --- It is decidedly so. Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2017 08:51 AM (tr2D7) 221 199; wow, are you stoned? Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 23, 2017 08:47 AM (KP5rU) I must say we do seem to be getting into TMI territory here, to put it mildly... Posted by: The Oort Cloud - No-Longer-Deplorable Source of all SMODs at April 23, 2017 08:52 AM (T1H5V) 222 "208; probably right. sex with a platypus." Hey....hey!!!!! Once you've had Plat, you'll never go flat. Posted by: Comely Platypus next door at April 23, 2017 08:52 AM (J+eG2) 223 "And that felt like all the memory in the world - no way could someone use all of that. " I remember a friend, back in around 1998 telling me he had put a 1 Gig hard drive in his desktop. And none of us could come p with a reason why he would ever need that much storage space. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2017 08:54 AM (J+eG2) 224 wow, are you stoned? Posted by: chavez the hugo Yes. Don't judge me. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 23, 2017 08:54 AM (vRcUp) 225 Morning all. Had the best nights sleep I think I ever had last night. Slept for 8 straight hours. Didn't even get up to pee! I know TMI... Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 23, 2017 08:55 AM (CNHr1) 226 Who was better....WOP Arnold or Jap Arnold? Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 23, 2017 08:55 AM (5VlCp) 227 208; probably right. sex with a platypus. Do it duck-beaver style. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 23, 2017 08:55 AM (oVJmc) 228 Papa was a rolling stone Wherever he laid a Plat was his home. Posted by: Platypus baby at April 23, 2017 08:55 AM (BO/km) 229 "Didn't even get up to pee! I know TMI..." Remember to wash the sheets on the warm temperature setting. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2017 08:56 AM (J+eG2) 230 nood book Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 23, 2017 08:56 AM (SEeXf) 231 Well this fails to fill me with any excitement, four Avatard sequels are set to release starting in 2020. SMOD please? Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2017 08:56 AM (giwoQ) 232 Once you've had Plat, you'll never go flat. Word. Posted by: Phineas and Ferb at April 23, 2017 08:56 AM (oVJmc) 233 I remember a friend, back in around 1998 telling me he had put a 1 Gig hard drive in his desktop. And none of us could come p with a reason why he would ever need that much storage space. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice Objection. Even then was the Internet for pr0n. Posted by: Brother Cavil, at Provisional Basestar at April 23, 2017 08:57 AM (66CWr) 234 224; not judging my friend, your religion is none of my business. when i get crazy thoughts like that, cheetos usually does it. cheaper too. better in the basement. Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 23, 2017 08:57 AM (KP5rU) 235 167; both of our kids are dyed in the wool liberals. college will fuck you up. they think i'm a neanderthal. i don't go there anymore. thats life. love them to death. can't fight fashion. Posted by: chavez the hugo Uhh. Dear sir, what about your sock? What do they say when you point out the roaring success that is Venezuela, where the Revolution has succeeded? Like Stalinist Russia, or Maoist China? What do they say? Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 23, 2017 08:58 AM (vRcUp) 236 And none of us could come p with a reason why he would ever need that much storage space. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2017 08:54 AM (J+eG2) My first Intel based machine came with a 20Mb disk drive, and I remember thinking at the time how impressed I was having such a huge amount of online storage. Little did I know.. Posted by: The Oort Cloud - No-Longer-Deplorable Source of all SMODs at April 23, 2017 08:58 AM (T1H5V) 237 And most of it doesn't have the sulfites/sufides in it that give me a headache Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2017 06:09 AM (RlyTN) You know what else doesn't have sulfites/sulfides in it? Fried chicken, thats what. Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 23, 2017 08:58 AM (n3hky) 238 Does anyone know if there has been blow back from "the folks," over O'Reilly being fired, or do people just think Murdoch's sons are gonna make FOX greater? Posted by: AnnaS at April 23, 2017 06:24 AM (l4l/z) Well....now they're going after Sean Hannity for- wait for it -sexual harassment. The interesting thing to me is that we have a Zombie "Hillary! is President" Political Action Plan in place- shambling along despite the fact she lost. And despite the fact we won, we still have whipped dogs like Ryan and the The Turtle pissing the rug. The tiresome fascist blackshirt's street violence, the stupid stupid stupid college student's Chapter Nine warfare against free speech, men and conservative speakers the constant takedown of conservative/moderate political men via "sexual harassment". the huge influx of grrrrrllll power movies, TV shows, and articles. the replacement of Scalia with a screaming progtard, were all intended to push Hillary!'s Cultural Revolution along and finish off the US Constitution. There's a reason TFG's White House included so many Maoists...Obama was supposed to be the iconoclast, the breaker of the US's image of itself with Hillary! finishing off the job. Thank God, the big brains of the Democrat Party didn't realize that Hillary! should've come first then Obama. Too bad we don't have a Republican Leadership beyond Trump who has the grit and courage to lop off the heads involved in the- Zombie "Hillary! is President" Political Action Plan. But...Ryan, Turtle, GOPe, NeverTrumptards, Egg McMuffinoids, etc,...so- Posted by: naturalfake at April 23, 2017 08:59 AM (9q7Dl) 239 235; they usually say, "we out of toilet paper again?" Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 23, 2017 09:00 AM (KP5rU) 240 "You know what else doesn't have sulfites/sulfides in it? Fried chicken, thats what." You know what else doesn't? Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at April 23, 2017 09:01 AM (J+eG2) 241 You know what else doesn't have sulfites/sulfides in it? Fried chicken, thats what. Mercaptans (otherwise known as thiosulphates) are where it's at. Posted by: That Rotten Egg Smell at April 23, 2017 09:02 AM (DMUuz) 242 I ate her out but was impotent, but I had such a good time I gave her a $100 tip. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 23, 2017 08:46 AM (vRcUp) Next time try eating some nice crispy fried chicken instead. It makes you hard as a rock and is much cheaper, and regardless of what they say, it doesn't taste like a cooter.. Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 23, 2017 09:05 AM (n3hky) 243 You know what else doesn't? Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at April 23, 2017 09:01 AM (J+eG2) A nice side order of mashed potatoes and a bun? Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 23, 2017 09:06 AM (n3hky) 244 Convenient! Wonder how hard it would be to teach a puppy to push a doorbell button when he had to pee? Or how annoying it would become? Posted by: antisocialist at April 23, 2017 08:40 AM (W2wn0) I hung a "potty bell" from the door handle (rope with sleigh bells on it) with the idea of teaching puppy that. But he likes to play tug with it, so off it came. Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 23, 2017 09:07 AM (hMwEB) 245 I've been a ham radio operator for well nigh 30 years, and sitting just a few feet away is my radio tool kit (a fishing tackle box, actually) that I've owned for nearly that long. Posted by: The Oort Cloud - No-Longer-Deplorable Source of all SMODs at April 23, 2017 08:30 AM (T1H5V) I see I'm not the only one that does this. Two actually: one with tools, the other with parts. Posted by: Country Singer at April 23, 2017 09:13 AM (GUBah) 246 It's disturbing to see how many of you have children going liberal. Have you taught them nothing? (snarc). Two of my granddaughters are big libs in Austin (of course). All seems to flow around "abortion rights"--the holy grail of libs. When did Trump say he was taking those away? At any rate are we f----ed? Are any young folks right thinking anymore? I was actually the first Republican in my family when I was in college--with liberal profs even then...... Posted by: AnnaS at April 23, 2017 09:27 AM (l4l/z) 247 "Are any young folks right thinking anymore? " Actually...yes. Studies show that the most recent generation, while not identifying as conservatives, embrace more traditional conservative values than the last several generations. They are tired of watching their parents waltz around trying to be their best friend. They feel that the gay and transgender envelopes are pushed to often and too constantly. They are tired of obvious double standards by their betters. And the largest trend that I am seeing now is teens looking for memes which mock the left. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2017 10:02 AM (J+eG2) 248 Lefties are actually blaming PDT for Erin Moran's death. Let's take a look at their twisted thinking: 1. Erin Moran had a meth problem 2. Erin Moran lived in Indiana 3. Mike Pence was governor of Indiana 4. Therefore, Trump's fault. Trump Derangement Syndrome in action, folks. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 23, 2017 08:01 AM (ul9CR) Trump personally ordered her execution. It goes way back to a slight against Pinky Tuscadero and Trump wasn't going to let it not go unavenged. Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2017 08:47 AM (auHtY) Henry Winkler sent out a tweet yesterday upon hearing the news of Moran's death in which he said, addressing her personally," Erin, you now have the peace you sought for so much in life". Obvious this was either a suicide or an overdose. Posted by: Jen at April 23, 2017 10:31 AM (YZ5sm) 249 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2017 07:32 AM (J+eG2) RS shut its doors and I am unemployed. That said, they did a good parts business with a good selection and pricing. We had DIYers and surprisingly loyal customers who were boaters, auto and truck drivers, and electronics. Marine shops and auto stores are very light on their stock. Posted by: gracepc at April 23, 2017 10:35 AM (OU4q6) 250 "RS shut its doors and I am unemployed. " I wish, hope and pray that you may find further employment soon. As to Radio Shack? It holds a special place in my heart. But more for what it once was than for what it became near the end. Sort of as if Craftsman Tools took on the marketing and quality position of Harbor Freight Not that Craftsman isn't getting close to that now. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2017 10:47 AM (J+eG2) 251 As Insty noted, like Teddy Kennedy's mindless blather when asked why he was running, Hillary had no reason either. "She's With Me!" would have been better than "I'm With Her!", but neither is compelling. "Vote Hillary Because She's Been Wanting to Boss People Around Since She Was a Fifth-Grade Hall Monitor!" 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