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"Source:" Hillary Clinton Is, Get This, on Witch-hunt for Staffers Who Spoke to Allen and Parnes for the Unflattering Portrait of Her in Shattered
The woman who combed through people's emails to find out who the traitors were is now reportedly launching a new effort to find the new traitors.
One source said, "The knives are out to find the people who spoke about the campaign to the authors of this book. Dennis has been texting prominent campaign staffers, asking who talked. He’s on a witch hunt to find out who talked to save their own skin, throwing Hillary and her campaign manager Robby Mook under the bus." The source added, "There's some speculation that Huma Abedin cooperated to save her own reputation. However, she and Hillary are still very close."How awesome would that be?
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: DaveA at April 21, 2017 04:44 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: mark1971 at April 21, 2017 04:45 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2017 04:45 PM (I0I+D)
Posted by: It's Me donna at April 21, 2017 04:45 PM (O2RFr)
And by discuss I mean laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 21, 2017 04:45 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Chris M at April 21, 2017 04:46 PM (eAZVt)
I am pretty sure this just confirms even more bigly what we know, that Russia hacked the election and Trump stole it.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at April 21, 2017 04:46 PM (Y3x2d)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2017 04:46 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: DaveA at April 21, 2017 04:46 PM (FhXTo)
Just a friendly reminder that Citizens United had ZERO to do with evil corporate dark money and everything to do with the 1st Amendment - publishing a book critical of Clinton close to the 2008 election which she wanted quashed.
Cvnt.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2017 04:47 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 21, 2017 04:45 PM (mf5HN)
Dunno... it's going to be hard to find something amusing about an abject failure named "Robby Mook".
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 04:47 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2017 04:46 PM (8ZskC)
Are they bronze?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2017 04:47 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: shibumi at April 21, 2017 04:47 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: vrf at April 21, 2017 04:47 PM (baCC+)
You know how some older women turn sour and have personalities like a filthy sewer?
Yeah, this woman who reeks of cabbage and urine, I'm guessing she's is of that type.
Those huge thighs of hers must have more chunky cheese on them than a ricotta factory.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at April 21, 2017 04:47 PM (Y3x2d)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 21, 2017 04:47 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2017 04:47 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2017 04:48 PM (8ZskC)
Rip 'em to shreds, Hillz! That'll fix your image.
Also, find out who took your strawberries....
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 04:48 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 04:48 PM (gUgCv)
Posted by: DaveA at April 21, 2017 04:48 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 21, 2017 04:45 PM (mf5HN)
Dunno... it's going to be hard to find something amusing about an abject failure named "Robby Mook".
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 04:47 PM (8nWyX)
Anybody named Mook would not survive long in an Italian-American neighborhood, I can guarantee you that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2017 04:48 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2017 04:49 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at April 21, 2017 04:49 PM (Y3x2d)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 21, 2017 04:49 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2017 04:49 PM (39g3+)
to save her own reputation. However, she and Hillary are still very
close."
"Embrace the power of 'and'!"
--- Colin Powell
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 04:49 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 21, 2017 04:49 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Princess Chelsea at April 21, 2017 04:50 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Some Staffer at April 21, 2017 04:50 PM (pMGkg)
I am pretty sure this just confirms even more bigly what we know, that Russia hacked the election and Trump stole it.
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Not only that, but Russia GAVE the election to Trump, in exchange for
(mumbling, something something, not really sure what) and once he's out of office, Trump is going to put up hotels, resorts and golf courses all over Russia and become a gazillionaire. The details are in his tax returns!
Posted by: Liberals Everywhere at April 21, 2017 04:50 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at April 21, 2017 04:50 PM (Y3x2d)
Posted by: The Smoke Up In The Sky at April 21, 2017 04:50 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2017 04:50 PM (c6/9Q)
But no... peasants. Not a Yale law degree among 'em.
Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2017 04:50 PM (I0I+D)
Posted by: 80's music fan at April 21, 2017 04:50 PM (HCnEB)
In fact you should be thanking your ever-loving luck to have had the Praetorian Press dragging you to the finish line.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 21, 2017 04:51 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy
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rofl
*gasps for air*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2017 04:51 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 21, 2017 04:51 PM (2qHjF)
to save her own reputation. However, she and Hillary are still very
close."
"Embrace the power of 'and'!"
--- Colin Powell
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 04:49 PM (NOIQH)
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Someone upthread said "Bill". Now wouldn't that be a hoot?
Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2017 04:51 PM (Fmupd)
Servicing the queen orally?
--
Only the attractive females are forced to do this.
The men are simply stripped naked and whipped by Chelsea wearing a black rubber mask while the FAB watches with glee.
Posted by: shibumi at April 21, 2017 04:52 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 21, 2017 04:52 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2017 04:52 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: wth at April 21, 2017 04:52 PM (2WITp)
Posted by: John Barleycorn at April 21, 2017 04:52 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
Oh, they'll be explained. Suicide.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 04:52 PM (rCGpC)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 21, 2017 04:49 PM (7ZVPa)
For every leaker she kills, another 20 sprout up.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2017 04:52 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: fluffy at April 21, 2017 04:52 PM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: (P)Rick, Scumbag University at April 21, 2017 04:53 PM (KvLWj)
This provides good cover, though. "Clearly I had nothing to do with their deaths, I think the leakers are still there!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2017 04:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 21, 2017 04:53 PM (2qHjF)
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Don't forget "botched robbery with nothing stolen" and "weightlifting accident."
Posted by: shibumi at April 21, 2017 04:53 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Sporkatus at April 21, 2017 04:53 PM (eXSOZ)
It would make sense, though, since Bill's advice was ignored by young campaign people and being a narcissist, he would not want to associated with this yuuuge failure.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 04:53 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Robby Mook at April 21, 2017 04:53 PM (2WITp)
In PA, men voted for Trump over Hillary by 17% -- Romney had only a 3% edge.
MISOGYNY!
In FL, whites voted for Trump 64% to Hillary's 32%. RACISM!
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 21, 2017 04:53 PM (SIY7D)
Servicing the queen orally?
--
Only the attractive females are forced to do this.
The men are simply stripped naked and whipped by Chelsea wearing a black rubber mask while the FAB watches with glee.
Oh thank God!
Posted by: The Men
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 04:54 PM (rCGpC)
Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2017 04:54 PM (I0I+D)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 04:54 PM (fDdVG)
Fucking Dennis. First he gives the King of England a lot of shit, and now this.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2017 04:54 PM (8ZskC)
Hillary on a witch hunt. Everywhere she goes, she finds at least one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2017 04:54 PM (39g3+)
There once was a girl made of bronze
Her mien was as cool as The Fonz
The onlookers feared
On the horns she'd get speared
But instead t'was the skewering 'Rons
Posted by: goodluckduck at April 21, 2017 04:54 PM (yqvys)
And "mysteriously found dead in bathroom -- and still no cause of death."
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 04:54 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 21, 2017 04:54 PM (7ZVPa)
However PDT turns out we dodged a bullet.She would've come after conservatives with a hateful vengeance
Posted by: Deplrable Male Logic at April 21, 2017 04:54 PM (lKyWE)
Oh Gawd the irony!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2017 04:55 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at April 21, 2017 04:55 PM (8ZskC)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/kox2akj
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJogNDabvXk
Posted by: m at April 21, 2017 04:55 PM (Gqgs8)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2017 04:55 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 21, 2017 04:56 PM (Uvmg7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2017 04:56 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2017 04:56 PM (7uYFy)
True. All we would have had going for us is her incompetence and her mental confusion.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2017 04:57 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: JoeF.
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Stalin succeeded, that's the only difference.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 21, 2017 04:57 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Ripley at April 21, 2017 04:57 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Blue Dress at April 21, 2017 04:57 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 21, 2017 04:57 PM (Uvmg7)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2017 04:58 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 21, 2017 04:58 PM (SIY7D)
.............
Her reputation? As what? An ass licking Muslim Bro plant who married a psycho perv?
Posted by: wth at April 21, 2017 04:58 PM (2WITp)
Posted by: Kreplach at April 21, 2017 04:58 PM (Z1Ra8)
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2017 04:58 PM (c6/9Q)
The men are simply stripped naked and whipped by Chelsea wearing a black rubber mask while the FAB watches with glee.
Posted by: shibumi at April 21, 2017 04:52 PM (FkAXz)
For the worst offenders, she foregoes the mask.
Posted by: Chupacabra at April 21, 2017 04:58 PM (rNxNN)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2017 04:58 PM (wPiJc)
True. All we would have had going for us is her incompetence and her mental confusion.
Moments of lucidity would be a bitch though.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 04:58 PM (rCGpC)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2017 04:58 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Hansel and Gretel, Hillary Campaign Workers at April 21, 2017 04:59 PM (NgKpN)
"You're just a guy who cut off his junk and wears a dress. You do know that, right?"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2017 04:59 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2017 04:59 PM (IqV8l)
If Hillary wants to see a witch, we all know where she needs to look.
Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2017 04:45 PM (I0I+D)
Thread. Winner.
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 21, 2017 05:00 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2017 05:00 PM (kXUuT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2017 05:00 PM (oVJmc)
Just a friendly reminder that Citizens United had ZERO to do with evil corporate dark money and everything to do with the 1st Amendment - publishing a book critical of Clinton close to the 2008 election which she wanted quashed.
Cvnt.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2017 04:47 PM (mbhDw)
I thought it was a movie.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at April 21, 2017 05:00 PM (17QyB)
So Tucker's first guest in Bill O'Reillys spot is Caitlyn Jenner?
Uh huhh.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 21, 2017 04:58 PM (Z1Ra
Probably scheduled before O'Reillys departure
Posted by: Deplrable Male Logic at April 21, 2017 05:00 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 21, 2017 05:01 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 21, 2017 05:01 PM (Uvmg7)
"You're just a guy who cut off his junk and wears a dress. You do know that, right?"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2017 04:59 PM (8ZskC)
Was somebody, did something. Over 40 years ago.
Other than killing a woman with his vehicle, he's done nothing significant since.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2017 05:01 PM (TOk1P)
If you still are on the top side of the lawn, count yourself lucky.
Posted by: navybrat at April 21, 2017 05:01 PM (w7KSn)
Uh huhh."
Well that sure didn't take long.
G'bye, FOXNews. Nice knowin' ya.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 21, 2017 05:01 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: jbspry at April 21, 2017 05:02 PM (hxLER)
Somebody needs to put a baby in her and fast. Wew!
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 21, 2017 05:02 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at April 21, 2017 05:02 PM (Y3x2d)
Oh Gawd the irony!
Posted by: Diogenes
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Isn't that like, an invasion of privacy, or something?
Posted by: Confused Hillary supporter at April 21, 2017 05:02 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 05:03 PM (gUgCv)
Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2017 04:45 PM (I0I+D)
Thread. Winner.
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 21, 2017 05:00 PM (Fb9aZ)
I vote for post #23, but then I'm biased.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2017 05:03 PM (TOk1P)
He should ask him if he got to keep his balls and penis in a jar.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 21, 2017 05:03 PM (QQ+il)
Uh huhh."
Well that sure didn't take long.
G'bye, FOXNews. Nice knowin' ya.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 21, 2017 05:01 PM (H8S+R)
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Tucker has LoonyToons on his show every night. That's what he does.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2017 05:03 PM (lwiT4)
Wasn't the folder on Huma/Anthony's laptop containing the Hillary email archive labeled something like "Insurance"?
As to Huma restoring her reputation - she was beloved by all of Hillary's people, Democrats, and the MSM but became the focus of their anger when her laptop email discovery instigated Comey re-opening the investigation and causing Hillary to lose (in their eyes). So this may be referring to getting back the love of *those* people, not the general public
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 05:03 PM (NOIQH)
Corruption and purulence - a limerick
The witch hunt at Hillary's direction
Is charged with the leaker's detection
If Hillary is willin'
She should take penicillin
It'll clear up her bad staff infection!!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2017 05:04 PM (wPiJc)
True believers. Fellow travelers.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 05:04 PM (rCGpC)
Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2017 05:04 PM (TNQMS)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2017 05:04 PM (TLjAE)
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at April 21, 2017 05:04 PM (17QyB)
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2017 05:04 PM (Ot7+c)
IT: Uh, we 'destroyed' those...
Hillary: This ME, dammit. You dig up those drives and get them up here, NOW.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2017 05:05 PM (ZO497)
Same with Democrats and Communist or Fascist thugs. Hillary and Obama--and most liberals-- REALLY are as bad as Stalin and Hitler--but our "system" prevents them from sending us to the gulags or exterminating us.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2017 05:05 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: The Wicked Witch of Chappaqua at April 21, 2017 05:05 PM (iT57s)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2017 04:52 PM (8ZskC)
Bravo.
Posted by: m at April 21, 2017 05:05 PM (Gqgs8)
I feel sorry for Caitlyn & have no scores to settle. Go in peace.
Ever see the Bruce Jenner/ Valerie Petrine movie "Can't Stop the Music"? No? Neither did anyone else.
However, I, for one, NEVER miss a Bruce Jenner musical!
Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2017 05:06 PM (I0I+D)
I will do this in order to demonstrate the stupidity of standing in front of an angry, charging Hillary, as a kind of PSA.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 21, 2017 05:06 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 21, 2017 05:06 PM (QQ+il)
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Well duh. And a "highly paid closet bisexual orally servicing her boss."
Posted by: shibumi at April 21, 2017 05:07 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at April 21, 2017 05:07 PM (QS6Hw)
Posted by: Captain Queeg at April 21, 2017 05:07 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Ripley at April 21, 2017 04:57 PM (1BQGO)
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^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^
I don't want to be exposed to any more of the campaign's toxicity than necessary, but I would like details of the final hours.
Posted by: Weasel at April 21, 2017 05:07 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: BurtTC
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I missed it the first time around, but now ISWYDT, and it is damned funny.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2017 05:07 PM (NBHj5)
Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2017 05:08 PM (I0I+D)
Macomb County borders Detroit and is mostly white working- and middle-class. Obama won it by 16,103 votes in 2012; Trump took it by 48,348 votes, or about four times his statewide margin.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 21, 2017 05:08 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Coach Rockne at April 21, 2017 05:08 PM (wPiJc)
Zero. Unless you count lead poisoning "natural causes."
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 05:08 PM (rCGpC)
Posted by: Coach Rockne at April 21, 2017 05:08 PM (wPiJc)
I feel sorry for Caitlyn & have no scores to settle. Go in peace.
Ever see the Bruce Jenner/ Valerie Petrine movie "Can't Stop the Music"? No? Neither did anyone else.
However, I, for one, NEVER miss a Bruce Jenner musical!
Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2017 05:06 PM (I0I+D)
Kim Howe unavailable for comment.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2017 05:09 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: The Server at April 21, 2017 05:09 PM (KvLWj)
Posted by: Ripley
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Podesta did look a little pale that night, even worse than his usual corpse-like visage.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2017 05:09 PM (NBHj5)
I tired of that shtick some time ago. I really don't need to hear the musings and rants of idiots, freaks, and hacks. My marriage with FOX pretty much dissolved during the 2016 Presidential Campaign. It all just went to 11 and I have pretty much said, "Screw it!", since the election.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 21, 2017 05:09 PM (H8S+R)
I'm not sure Bruce Jenner's support of Trump was whole-hearted or even sincere.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 05:09 PM (gUgCv)
Posted by: wth at April 21, 2017 05:10 PM (2WITp)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2017 05:10 PM (TLjAE)
What's the point of a touchscreen laptop?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 05:10 PM (gUgCv)
Imagine "Downfall" & the bunker scene.
Steiner!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 05:10 PM (rCGpC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2017 05:09 PM (NBHj5)
Blood of the innocent must be getting harder to come by.
Posted by: Chupacabra at April 21, 2017 05:10 PM (rNxNN)
Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2017 05:11 PM (I0I+D)
I will commission two bronze statues: a defiant Seth Rich, hands on hips, standing in front of an angry, charging Hillary.
Can you capture the charging Hillary in the middle of falling over about ten feet before she gets to him?
Posted by: Deplrable Male Logic at April 21, 2017 05:11 PM (lKyWE)
Love and hope and sex and dreams
Are still surviving on the street
Look at me, I'm in tatters!
I'm a shattered
Shattered
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 05:11 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Ripley
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Podesta did look a little pale that night, even worse than his usual corpse-like visage.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2017 05:09 PM (NBHj5)
She wouldn't calm down, no matter how many children I sacrificed to Baal in her name!
Posted by: John Podesta at April 21, 2017 05:11 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 05:10 PM (gUgCv)
I think Microsoft had the brilliant idea of cross-platform compatibility, so that your phone, your table, your laptop, your desktop would all look the same, and function the same.
Hence, touchscreens on devices that don't need them.
And when I say "brilliant" I mean not.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2017 05:12 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Brucine Jenner at April 21, 2017 05:12 PM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Ben Rothlieeeeeesburger at April 21, 2017 05:12 PM (ihtYN)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2017 05:13 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2017 05:13 PM (XWkhW)
"You're just a guy who cut off his junk and wears a dress. You do know that, right?"
___________________
I hope he asks Bruce how having hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of surgeries, getting fake body parts, and spending the rest of his life taking synthetic hormones makes him feel more like his "real" self.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 21, 2017 05:13 PM (riF5p)
Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2017 05:14 PM (xjiRE)
Me, too! I stayed up past 2:00am on election night because I wanted to see her concession speech live. That she deprived even her biggest supporters this showed how awful she was.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 05:14 PM (NOIQH)
Microsoft has been predicting and expecting the laptop/desktop to disappear any day now and bet the farm on that happening. They lost.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2017 05:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: wth at April 21, 2017 05:10 PM (2WITp)
Just imagine that the NSA would be up to had she won.
Posted by: golfman at April 21, 2017 05:14 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2017 05:14 PM (TNQMS)
"You're just a guy who cut off his junk and wears a dress. You do know that, right?"
___________________
I hope he asks Bruce how having hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of surgeries, getting fake body parts, and spending the rest of his life taking synthetic hormones makes him feel more like his "real" self.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 21, 2017 05:13 PM (riF5p)
Every time he's mentioned, I picture the South Park caricature of him. Hilarious and sad at the same time.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 05:14 PM (0mRoj)
Love and hope and sex and dreams
Are still surviving on the street
Look at me, I'm in tatters!
I'm a shattered
Shattered
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 05:11 PM (493sH)
I can't give it away on 7th Avenue
or anywhere for that matter
Posted by: hILLRY o O at April 21, 2017 05:14 PM (2WITp)
"You're just a guy who cut off his junk and wears a dress. You do know that, right?" ___________________
Can you ask Bruce for an autograph next time you talk to him? I was a big fan of his
Posted by: Deplrable Male Logic at April 21, 2017 05:15 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Podesta at April 21, 2017 05:16 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: oddnot at April 21, 2017 05:16 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: rickl
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It is at least possible that Dems, though immersed in Party commitment, are beginning to recognize that Hillary is toxic, and her very association with them is damaging.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2017 05:17 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: golfman at April 21, 2017 05:17 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2017 05:17 PM (I0I+D)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2017 05:17 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Huma at April 21, 2017 05:17 PM (QQ+il)
Still would have liked to have been there when that Russian was standing over Podesta, forcing him to click the link in the phishing email and then entering his login and password.
Posted by: Sphynx at April 21, 2017 05:18 PM (OZmbA)
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Microsoft has been predicting and expecting the laptop/desktop to disappear any day now and bet the farm on that happening. They lost.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2017 05:14 PM (39g3+)
Have everyone on an NFL sideline doodly doing with their tablets, have movies and tv shows where corporate board rooms have everyone holding and poking the damn things.
And what does EVERY flippin' office in the world have?
Desktops.
And every traveling employee who is serious about his work is carrying... a laptop.
Dummies.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2017 05:18 PM (TOk1P)
Remember the big computer monitors in Mintority Report?
That's something I'd love. Big giant touchscreen monitor.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 05:18 PM (gUgCv)
If they aren't true then it doesn't matter who leaked them....
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 21, 2017 05:18 PM (2VN2E)
FFS, Biden now as much as says that he would have run but Hillary boxed him out.
FFS Biden would have won. Joe Fuckin Biden
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 21, 2017 05:19 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2017 05:17 PM (I0I+D)
Again, Kim Howe is unavailable for comment.
Who is Kim Howe?
Exactly.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2017 05:19 PM (TOk1P)
No one expects the Clinton Inquisition!
Our chief weapon is surprise.
No, no, hold on. Our chief weapons, plural, are surprise and fear.
Wait, just a second. Our chief weapons are surprise, fear, and an inescapable rank stench made up of old lady pee, boiled cabbage farts, and past its sell-by-date Poli-Grip.
No, that's not quite right. I'll come in again.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 21, 2017 05:19 PM (qJjMA)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 05:18 PM (gUgCv)
Shep. Is that you? Or John King?
Posted by: golfman at April 21, 2017 05:19 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Podesta at April 21, 2017 05:20 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 21, 2017 05:20 PM (6Ll1u)
A postmenopausal trannie in his late 60s is the most insane thing I've seen thus far. Your timing just might be off a couple of decades, but yeah, baby! Get some!
Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2017 05:21 PM (TNQMS)
I think Microsoft had the brilliant idea of cross-platform compatibility, so that your phone, your table, your laptop, your desktop would all look the same, and function the same.
Hence, touchscreens on devices that don't need them.
And when I say "brilliant" I mean not.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2017 05:12 PM (TOk1P)
More to the point, Microsloth just wanted to make a single software product that worked on all those platforms. Not because it was a good idea, but because they didn't want to incur the extra trouble and expense of creating OSs that actually work for their specific platforms.
Kind of like the software version of the F-111.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2017 05:21 PM (XWkhW)
That's something I'd love. Big giant touchscreen monitor.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 05:18 PM (gUgCv)
For non-writing activities, sure.
But some of us, when we're not reading these damned machines, we're using them. To write.
Hence. Big screens and keyfreakinboards.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2017 05:21 PM (TOk1P)
I chose the MBP. I kind of like the touchbar. No sale on a touchscreen laptop, and I have little confidence in Windows 10.
Touch screens make sense to me on a phone. I can't make that leap on a laptop though.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 21, 2017 05:21 PM (2VN2E)
"How's the sitting and peeing going for you? After all these years, you ever reach for your dick in the bathroom and think: Woops.?"
Posted by: wth at April 21, 2017 05:21 PM (2WITp)
_______________
Yep, he's more sad than anything else. But the media's insistence on celebrating his mental illness is annoying. There are people who have cosmetic surgeries to make themselves look more like the animals they believe themselves to be, but you don't see them on magazine covers or getting awards for their "courage."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 21, 2017 05:22 PM (riF5p)
Worse UI ever.
I used to race people completing tasks using DOS and a keyboard, while they used windows and a mouse. I won every single time. New and higher tech doesn't mean better.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2017 05:22 PM (39g3+)
160 Huma. Could you put in a good word for me? For old times sake?
Posted by: Podesta at April 21, 2017 05:16 PM (qJhUV)
No, John. I can't. You know it's nothing personal. It's business.
Posted by: Huma at April 21, 2017 05:22 PM (Fmupd)
Don't forget being 6'2 and over 200 lbs
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 21, 2017 05:22 PM (SIY7D)
...The Blah Witch Project!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2017 05:22 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: wth at April 21, 2017 05:24 PM (2WITp)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at April 21, 2017 05:24 PM (ywuXx)
Posted by: IC at April 21, 2017 05:24 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Couint Von Stauffenberg at April 21, 2017 05:24 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 21, 2017 05:19 PM (SIY7D)
Yes. Biden would have won the Rust Belt states that Trump needed to win. The Clinton;s have pretty much destroyed the Democrat Party.
But they LOVE them.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2017 05:26 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: AoSHQ Movie Review at April 21, 2017 05:26 PM (yqvys)
_______________
Did you see that line of hers the other day, about how the U.S. belongs to illegal alien Mexicans? "It's their country" so how dare we deport any of them out of the U.S.?
I would so love to see some interviewer ask her if she can name the signatories to the Treaty of Guadalupe-Hidalgo, and if she would briefly explain the background and some of the terms of that deal.
It would be funny to see the blank look on her face.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 21, 2017 05:26 PM (riF5p)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2017 05:26 PM (IqV8l)
Meh
Posted by: AoSHQ Movie Review
******
Yeah, I needed to punch that one up a bit.
The Blob Witch Project?
The Bleary-eyed Witch Project?
Just not feeling it.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2017 05:27 PM (wPiJc)
She rear-ended the car in front of hers, & Jenner had the bad luck to plow into the two-car accident Howe had just caused.
What aspect of this am I missing?
Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2017 05:28 PM (I0I+D)
Posted by: Brucine Jenner at April 21, 2017 05:28 PM (DpOmP)
But they LOVE them.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2017 05:26 PM (7uYFy)
............
Battered wife syndrome.
Posted by: wth at April 21, 2017 05:29 PM (2WITp)
Posted by: Rep. Maxine Waters at April 21, 2017 05:29 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2017 04:54 PM (39g3+)
Ha ha, nailed it! I pictured Don Rickles saying it for added effect.
Posted by: Max Power at April 21, 2017 05:29 PM (q177U)
thing, is them trying to push Mad Maxine Waters as some sort of favorite
of the young
===
Mad Max ! Like !
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2017 05:29 PM (c6/9Q)
So, a clown.
It might as well call Itself "Pennywise".
Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2017 05:30 PM (kXUuT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2017 05:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2017 05:30 PM (39g3+)
She has just confirmed that the book is full of correct.
Thanks for staying stupid, bitch!
Posted by: Dang at April 21, 2017 05:30 PM (8b+oT)
@Breaking911 13m
JUST IN: North Carolina election officials say about 500 ineligible voters cast ballots in the 2016 general election - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2017 05:30 PM (GgzGa)
Posted by: Hillar(ious)y at April 21, 2017 05:30 PM (DVC2D)
Posted by: Craig Pirrong at April 21, 2017 05:30 PM (yz6WG)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at April 21, 2017 05:30 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2017 05:31 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: goodluckduck at April 21, 2017 05:31 PM (yqvys)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2017 05:22 PM (39g3+)
This, I did some testing at a temp agency the other day. Granted, the programs were updated and I hadn't used them before, but they were just newer versions of what I have used for years. You were not allowed to use key strokes. Only the mouse. Needless to say, it was horrible.
Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2017 05:31 PM (uKRys)
Posted by: Hillary! at April 21, 2017 05:32 PM (qJhUV)
I can hear her saying that with idiotically exaggerated accent and rolled R's too, to sound authentic and "respectful." Still one of my all-time favorite SNL skits with Jimmy Smits.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2017 05:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 05:34 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBURGER at April 21, 2017 05:34 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Discovery Channel at April 21, 2017 05:34 PM (bc2Lc)
...you know I hadn't even thought of that. You're right, she just proved the book accurate. She should have gone after the writer and complained its full of lies, this just authenticates the whole thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2017 05:34 PM (39g3+)
Dare accepted - Worth it!
Posted by: Fox at April 21, 2017 05:34 PM (DVC2D)
May we spare a moment to discuss how Mook, the worshiper of analytics,
apparently thought that human beings are widgets who do not ever change
their views and thus he didn't need any new data to crunch as the
election came down to the wire?
And by discuss I mean laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 21, 2017 04:45 PM (mf5HN)
I'm too busy thanking God that it was so.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 21, 2017 05:34 PM (heTCV)
Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2017 05:35 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Rep. Maxine Waters at April 21, 2017 05:29 PM (8ZskC)
Well... of course... Hildago was an American Mustang!
Posted by: Viggo Morgenstern, missing the point, again... at April 21, 2017 05:35 PM (NgKpN)
Then it goes to explicit scissoring, and I thought of Hilz and Hoomz. Which I could do with my eyes all squinty.
Not so eyes wide open. The two asian beauties are gorgeous.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 21, 2017 05:35 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBURGER at April 21, 2017 05:35 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2017 05:36 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 21, 2017 05:36 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 05:36 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: colfax mingo at April 21, 2017 05:36 PM (mc8bR)
That happened to me. I used to be very conversant and skilled with word processor programs, all of them. Well it had been a couple years, but I figured I knew them fine still so I said I could use -- I can't remember what version, the main competitor to Word at the time.
I sat down and it was like someone had mind wiped me. I couldn't remember a damn thing, not one key combination. I couldn't even look at the woman running the test when it was done, I know what she was thinking
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2017 05:36 PM (39g3+)
A postmenopausal trannie in his late 60s is the most insane thing I've seen thus far. Your timing just might be off a couple of decades, but yeah, baby! Get some!
Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2017 05:21 PM (TNQMS)
Apparently, in his memoirs, he said that Kris Khardashian knew before the first time he "made love to her" that he was a transgender.
She is not impressed. In fact, she is pretty pissed off.
He also is whining that he feels "cut off"(no pun there) from Kim, Khloe, and his actual daughters because he transitioned. That they don't care about him now, LOL.
Kim actually is quoted as saying what did he expect? The man who raised her is gone and Caitlyn, whom she doesn't know, is in his place.
I have zero respect for Kim K, but she is right on truthful in this quote.
Posted by: Jen at April 21, 2017 05:36 PM (YZ5sm)
Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2017 05:31 PM (uKRys)
Amazing that keystrokes are still faster, even after a generation of developers have been tasked with getting rid of the keyboard.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 05:37 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Jen at April 21, 2017 05:38 PM (YZ5sm)
And just how unbelievably fucked up do you have to be to do this to yourself? Just thinking about it makes me cross my legs and wince.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 05:38 PM (0mRoj)
Now, it is time for the make-up se---
*seizure, faceplant*
Posted by: Hillary at April 21, 2017 05:38 PM (m5dkR)
Posted by: Jean at April 21, 2017 05:38 PM (zZb/S)
Posted by: gewa76 at April 21, 2017 05:38 PM (f4GSC)
No one expects the Clinton Inquisition!
Damn, I remember this one. Monty Pyton's Flying Circus.
Do you characters realize how old that is?
Old Tomcat. ^..^(____)~~~
Posted by: Cheshirecat at April 21, 2017 05:38 PM (sPDfB)
Posted by: Jean at April 21, 2017 05:39 PM (zZb/S)
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2017 05:40 PM (c6/9Q)
remember a damn thing, not one key combination. I couldn't even look at
the woman running the test when it was done, I know what she was
thinking
Yes, I was embarrassed and ashamed. Key strokes are so much more efficient.
Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2017 05:40 PM (uKRys)
Billy Jeff, who intends to screws Mook so far into the desert of political exile that he never returns.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2017 05:40 PM (HKPap)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2017 05:30 PM (oVJmc)
You're going to hell for that.
As soon as I stop laughing I'm calling your priest.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 05:41 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Jean at April 21, 2017 05:41 PM (zZb/S)
Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at April 21, 2017 05:41 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2017 05:40 PM (uKRys)
How many strokes do you usually need?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 05:41 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2017 05:40 PM (uKRys)
How many strokes do you usually need?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 05:41 PM (SjImc)
Just one. Then there's the ICU, the step-down unit, rehabilitation...
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 05:42 PM (0mRoj)
230 >>>"You're just a guy who cut off his junk and wears a dress. You do know that, right?"
And just how unbelievably fucked up do you have to be to do this to
yourself? Just thinking about it makes me cross my legs and wince.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 05:38 PM (0mRoj)
And his ex-wife Kris is standing there like "WTF?"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 21, 2017 05:42 PM (jxbfJ)
S U R R E N D E R M E L A N I A
Posted by: The Wicked Witch of the Glass Ceiling at April 21, 2017 05:43 PM (HKPap)
Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at April 21, 2017 05:43 PM (GdgAM)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2017 05:43 PM (LTHVh)
How many strokes do you usually need?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 05:41 PM (SjImc)
Heh, as long as it has been, probably not many.
Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2017 05:43 PM (uKRys)
Posted by: Hillary's Depends at April 21, 2017 05:44 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2017 05:35 PM (r/0kC)
They hung all their credibility on this. "Did I say 'all in'? I meant to say 'fold'. Never mind."
Posted by: Geraldo at April 21, 2017 05:44 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Guadalupe Hidalgo at April 21, 2017 05:44 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 21, 2017 05:44 PM (5VlCp)
>>>"You're just a guy who cut off his junk and wears a dress. You do know that, right?"
... or, was C actually a lesbian, trapped in a man's body, who finally
Posted by: Arbalest at April 21, 2017 05:45 PM (FlRtG)
Caller ID said it is from "East Hampton, MA"
LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 05:46 PM (SjImc)
Caller ID said it is from "East Hampton, MA"
LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 05:46 PM (SjImc)
It's actually from Rajeep in some Bangalore boiler room.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 05:48 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2017 05:48 PM (c6/9Q)
Caller ID said it is from "East Hampton, MA"
LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 05:46 PM (SjImc)
It's actually from Rajeep in some Bangalore boiler room.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 05:48 PM (0mRoj)
So your saying I should have paid them in ruppees?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 05:49 PM (SjImc)
She has just confirmed that the book is full of correct.
Thanks for staying stupid, bitch!
Posted by: Dang at April 21, 2017 05:30 PM (8b+oT)
So this really should be called a 'bitch hunt'?
Huh? Huh?
I'll see myself out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 21, 2017 05:50 PM (zsHGH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 05:49 PM (SjImc)
Heh. There are some pretty satisfying videos on YouTube of people fucking with these IRS scammers.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 05:50 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2017 05:50 PM (c6/9Q)
There's dozens and dozens of black bears getting rode hard and put up wet hereabouts... just sayin'
Posted by: Chappaqua's Wildwood Rose at April 21, 2017 05:51 PM (HKPap)
I felt like they just phoned it in.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2017 05:52 PM (wPiJc)
Careful. Say his name again and he shows up to kill you with his bloody hook-hand.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 05:52 PM (0mRoj)
"SOURCE" Hillarys extra wide butt accidentally knocked over a table filled with cakes and pastries causing a heckuva mess.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Clinton at April 21, 2017 05:52 PM (nkLIP)
The IRS never calls
Posted by: Deplrable Male Logic at April 21, 2017 05:53 PM (lKyWE)
===============
You do realize that he is a mentally ill SJW trying to force us to live his delusion with him, don't you?
Posted by: redbanzai at April 21, 2017 05:53 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: A Drunken Cry In The Night at April 21, 2017 05:53 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Deplrable Male Logic at April 21, 2017 05:53 PM (lKyWE)
Unlike the Postman
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 05:54 PM (SjImc)
The IRS never calls
Posted by: Deplrable Male Logic at April 21, 2017 05:53 PM (lKyWE)
They fuck you once a year like clockwork, then act like you don't exist. Bastards.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 05:54 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Deplrable Male Logic at April 21, 2017 05:53 PM (lKyWE)
Unlike the Postman
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 05:54 PM (SjImc)
Dad was good like that.
Posted by: John Kasich at April 21, 2017 05:55 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2017 05:55 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 05:52 PM (0mRoj)
One word - fairy magic dust
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2017 05:56 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at April 21, 2017 05:56 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 21, 2017 05:56 PM (TmCOq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2017 05:56 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 21, 2017 05:56 PM (TmCOq)
The Ipswich witch is which.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 05:57 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at April 21, 2017 05:57 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2017 05:56 PM (LTHVh)
pics or ...I am sorry, never mind
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2017 05:58 PM (c6/9Q)
Well, if it's abject failures HRC uses, she should have scooped up Kal Penn.
Posted by: gracepc at April 21, 2017 05:58 PM (OU4q6)
http://tinyurl.com/m5wjgna
Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2017 05:55 PM (r/0kC)
Mutilating himself does not make him a "she"
Posted by: redbanzai at April 21, 2017 05:58 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Emmie at April 21, 2017 05:58 PM (Rxz8z)
Kind of like my ex wife.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 21, 2017 05:58 PM (2VN2E)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 05:59 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 06:00 PM (fDdVG)
If you were angry or wanted more money why didn't you come to me like a man?
Posted by: Bill! at April 21, 2017 06:00 PM (8Ikxe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 05:59 PM (fDdVG)
Are you suggesting he's into BBWs (big Bolshevik women)?!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 06:00 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 21, 2017 06:00 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Flowerbelle1 at April 21, 2017 06:01 PM (AkAvN)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 21, 2017 06:01 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 06:01 PM (rCGpC)
Because you were a mean spirited witch, Hillary, who clearly doesn't like people?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 06:01 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 21, 2017 06:00 PM (CNHr1)
I thought you ran your own business.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 06:02 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2017 06:02 PM (LTHVh)
I heard the operation was busted in India some weeks ago, but I guess there was too much money to be made for someone else to not try it again.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 21, 2017 06:03 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 06:03 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 21, 2017 06:04 PM (WLeoI)
Your forgot "vitriolic" and "vindictive"
Are those categories on porn hub?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 06:04 PM (fDdVG)
and now, Schvimware!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2017 06:02 PM (LTHVh)
Eveninkvare!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 06:04 PM (0mRoj)
Podesta... looks like that uncle that everyone has deep suspicions about but no one wants to talk about it.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 21, 2017 06:05 PM (b7fwp)
Your forgot "vitriolic" and "vindictive"
Are those categories on porn hub?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 06:04 PM (fDdVG)
*shifty eyes*
Why are you asking me? How would I possibly know that?
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 06:05 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2017 06:05 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2017 06:05 PM (wPiJc)
One of the notes left by Hernandez was to his prison boyfriend, who is now on 24/7 suicide watch, multiple law enforcement sources confirm
Now THAT I could have lived without knowing. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 06:05 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 21, 2017 06:06 PM (/3si+)
Ha! I loved that the Eveninkvare came with a flashlight.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2017 06:05 PM (LTHVh)
That commercial was hilarious.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 06:07 PM (0mRoj)
For "yesterday's" news she has a lot of money and a lot of contacts, and I doubt she'd hesitate trying to ruin people she felt crossed her. Clintons are like the Arkansas mafia-long memories
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 06:07 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 21, 2017 06:07 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: MI6 at April 21, 2017 06:08 PM (WHVu+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 06:07 PM (fDdVG)
That's the only thing they've got that's long, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at April 21, 2017 06:08 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 06:07 PM (fDdVG)
Well since she would be "ruining" other left wingers, I say have a go Joe! LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 06:08 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2017 06:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 21, 2017 06:08 PM (oTMar)
Well, if you're visiting pornhub I doubt you're going for people like Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 06:09 PM (fDdVG)
It's why hacking movies are so ludicrous and bizarre, because hacking is really boring (realistic hacking cutscenes: they cut away from the dork on the computer because it going to be 4 hours of him eating Cheetos and typing).
Exhibit A in ludicrous hacking movies is Swordfish.
Hugh Jackman playing the keyboard like a Wurlitzer.
His demon code, buried on a PDP-8(?) still running somewhere and connected to the 'Net.
Posted by: It Is To Laugh at April 21, 2017 06:09 PM (HKPap)
I read over 60 comments after that and no one said it?
You must die.
Posted by: teej at April 21, 2017 06:09 PM (k2yk7)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 21, 2017 06:08 PM (oTMar)
Didn't know this. Congrats, JJ! Of course, this just goes to show that teh Joos really do control the media.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 06:09 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 21, 2017 06:08 PM (oTMar)
-----------
Wow, really? That's awesome!
Congrats, JJ! That WH press pass is next.
Posted by: bluebell at April 21, 2017 06:10 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 21, 2017 06:10 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Hillary's Fireworks at April 21, 2017 06:10 PM (bc2Lc)
--
LOL. True.
Today on Hannity radio (not with Hannity someone else) they were talking about Trump's taxes, and generic host noted that if the media was talking about Trump's taxes it was a very, very good week for Trump, since there was nothing else to bitch about.
Posted by: shibumi at April 21, 2017 06:10 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 21, 2017 06:11 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 21, 2017 06:10 PM (CNHr1)
Right then, and best of luck with that. I was going for the whole "my boss is a dick; aren't you self-employed" joke but apparently whiffed.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 06:11 PM (0mRoj)
never
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2017 06:08 PM (39g3+)
The full formal version is nice too:
"Hillary Clinton will never stand atop a rocky crag with lightning crashing in the background, spread her leathery wings, and cackle the victory shriek of her people.
never"
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 06:13 PM (8nWyX)
Why?
The HQ is actually, IMHO, a community of like-minded indivdiuals, while American Thinker doesn't have that.
Posted by: shibumi at April 21, 2017 06:13 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
I wonder how many times the Morning Report and our comments have been printed at the NSA?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 06:14 PM (rCGpC)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 21, 2017 06:14 PM (2qHjF)
"Hillary Clinton will never stand atop a rocky crag with lightning crashing in the background, spread her leathery wings, and cackle the victory shriek of her people.
--
That's my schtick, and honestly, I look way better than she ever could.
Posted by: satan, prince of darkness and registered democrat at April 21, 2017 06:14 PM (FkAXz)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/m7vdkr7
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 06:15 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 21, 2017 06:16 PM (gHD1R)
Brilliance?
Did someone set him on fire or something?
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2017 06:16 PM (f7W3D)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 06:14 PM (rCGpC)
every morning, rickb223, and we particularly like your contribution
Posted by: NSA at April 21, 2017 06:16 PM (c6/9Q)
The full formal version is nice too:
"Hillary Clinton will never stand atop a rocky crag with lightning crashing in the background, spread her leathery wings, and cackle the victory shriek of her people.
never"
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 06:13 PM (8nWyX)
THIS.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 21, 2017 06:17 PM (oTMar)
>Why?
>>The HQ is actually, IMHO, a community of like-minded indivdiuals, while American Thinker doesn't have that.
More like a Herd of Cats gone to Stampede.
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2017 06:17 PM (f7W3D)
--
All comments printed 24/7. You people comment a lot, so you've got a wing of a building with your printouts.
/yeah, you're all slated for the camps, but we'll keep you together, and you'll have fun, getting drunk on ValuRite and hunting hobos for their sweet, sweet flesh.
Posted by: bob, at the NSA at April 21, 2017 06:17 PM (FkAXz)
That's my schtick, and honestly, I look way better than she ever could.
Posted by: satan, prince of darkness and registered democrat at April 21, 2017 06:14 PM (FkAXz)
Do you wear pantsuits?
Posted by: Deplrable Male Logic at April 21, 2017 06:17 PM (lKyWE)
That's my schtick, and honestly, I look way better than she ever could.
Posted by: satan, prince of darkness and registered democrat at April 21, 2017 06:14 PM (FkAXz)
Do you wear pantsuits?
Posted by: Deplrable Male Logic at April 21, 2017 06:17 PM (lKyWE)
Please. He has standards.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 06:18 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 21, 2017 06:19 PM (/y/rf)
JJ Sefton's AOSHQ Morning Report post was printed verbatim today in the
American Thinker.
--YEEEEEAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
Posted by: Howard Dean at April 21, 2017 06:21 PM (oVJmc)
Young girl: Mommy, did people really vote for that awful lady who was married to president clinton?
Mommy: Yes dear.
Young girl: Why? She seems like a mean, angry lady who never achieved anything. Why would anyone vote for her?
Mommy: There were a lot of crazy people back then.
Young girl: Oh. I'm glad you named me Melania and not Hillary.
Mommy: Me too. Now go play with your brother Donald.
Posted by: shibumi at April 21, 2017 06:21 PM (FkAXz)
never
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2017 06:08 PM (39g3+)
Thank you, dear sir, for reminding me. I needed to read that, just now.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 21, 2017 06:22 PM (oTMar)
I thought that James Clapper spent all his time flip-fucking with John Brennan in a vat of apple sauce.
I didn't think they had time to indulge their particular police-state perversions.
Posted by: Howard Dean at April 21, 2017 06:24 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2017 06:25 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Independent George's Phone at April 21, 2017 06:26 PM (iDwer)
Posted by: fluffy at April 21, 2017 06:27 PM (jw2Xw)
Did someone set him on fire or something?<<<
I'm thinking that the DOJ is using the FISA to monitor his activities as it relates to his artistic expressions on canvas. His themes are way too foreign and phallic for polite society.
Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2017 06:29 PM (TNQMS)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 21, 2017 06:30 PM (MZcWR)
"Hillary Clinton will never stand atop a rocky crag with lightning crashing in the background, spread her leathery wings, and cackle the victory shriek of her people.
--
That's my schtick, and honestly, I look way better than she ever could.
*******
On the other hand rumor has it that East German Border Guard look is coming back.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2017 06:31 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 06:32 PM (fDdVG)
Someone just edited the Force Awakens to look like Last Jedi. Please amend.
Posted by: Mega at April 21, 2017 06:33 PM (1CtvB)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 21, 2017 06:33 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 06:14 PM (rCGpC)
Some of you are hard to unmask too.... although most of you we don't bother with...
Posted by: Bob, fron the NSA at April 21, 2017 06:35 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: JoeF.
---
Stalin succeeded, that's the only difference.
*******
Stalin got his start robbing banks and killing people.
Hills got her start lying as a lawyer and stealing legal files.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2017 06:36 PM (0tfLf)
They really are guided by Satan. There is no other explanation.
Posted by: Mega at April 21, 2017 06:37 PM (1CtvB)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 21, 2017 06:05 PM (b7fwp)
-------------------------------
Podesta kinda looks like Ezekial Emmanuel, aka Doctor Death Panels.
Posted by: Boots at April 21, 2017 06:39 PM (EBwPV)
Don't know if I'd have put it quite that way
what with her track record of "Arkancide" and whatnot.
Posted by: MichaelT at April 21, 2017 06:47 PM (JeAp+)
Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2017 06:49 PM (tlpC5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2017 06:50 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 21, 2017 04:52 PM (2qHjF)
Well, that's debatable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2017 06:54 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Please SMOD Make it Quick at April 21, 2017 07:01 PM (c5sfq)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 06:14 PM (rCGpC)
Barrels full Bwa hahahahahah
Posted by: NSA love at April 21, 2017 07:06 PM (PkIg+)
Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2017 05:11 PM (I0I+D)
Nobody here hates Bruce Jenner; we just mock him as a ridiculous fool. Those worthy of hate are those on the Left who actually preach that gender is just a social construct, and can be changed. Those people are evil, and the ones ultimately responsible for Jenner's pitiful self-mutilation.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2017 07:07 PM (0deF2)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/m7vdkr7
by Insomniac.
I DID so enjoy the preface to the links today. YEAH, i said to myself. go get 'em.
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2017 07:11 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2017 05:28 PM (I0I+D)
That he was on the phone or something, and never even braked? Not bad luck, sheer carelessness.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2017 07:14 PM (0deF2)
I an taking a moment to savor just how big and fast - moving a bullet we dodged by electing PDT.
Glory !
Hallelujah !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at April 21, 2017 07:23 PM (KGH7Z)
Yes. We want him (and all the others) to get real psychological help for his mental illness before he kills himself.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2017 07:31 PM (nlbfN)
20 "I didn't know you were fluent in ancient Roman!"
And I didn't know you had an advanced degree from the Obama School of Apocryphal Languages!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 21, 2017 08:00 PM (LeUrG)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 21, 2017 08:14 PM (P/kVC)
"You seem to be obsessed with Hillary's wide butt and large thighs, Rev, Dr. Buzz. I'm sure there's some porn web site you go one that would allow you to find women who look like Hillary in between writing your sermon and doing your private devotionals, I mean.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 05:59 PM (fDdVG)"
You have no idea.
The bigger, the smelliest, the most foul. the most fromunda, the most sweaty and filthy. You know some women just can't reach back there, they use a clamp or a long arm to get at it.
That's heaven, let me tell you.
Have a great weekend!
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at April 21, 2017 09:22 PM (/uzc3)
6 She seems nice...
Posted by: Chris M at April 21, 2017 04:46 PM (eAZVt)
Always makes me laugh (especially the other night with the Russian hottie -- "Chelsea, Woodswoman" -- holding the white rose and the axe).
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2017 09:45 PM (fOgSR)
Posted by: Bilwick at April 22, 2017 02:40 PM (xDoHK)
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