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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Portrait of Thérèse
John Singer Sargent
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2017 09:28 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 25, 2017 09:28 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 25, 2017 09:28 AM (mpXpK)
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Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 25, 2017 09:30 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Michael Dyson at April 25, 2017 09:30 AM (XkVXQ)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2017 09:30 AM (DUg/L)
Posted by: Roy at April 25, 2017 09:30 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Country Boy at April 25, 2017 09:30 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 25, 2017 09:31 AM (72PAC)
Of course the boys would prefer last weeks posts. (unless they are trans-whatever.)
Posted by: Colin at April 25, 2017 09:31 AM (ariyZ)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 25, 2017 09:31 AM (le7jz)
But the kitteh don't care so long as he's kept in sardines and catnip.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 25, 2017 09:31 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Join the Conspiracy of the Month Club at the Outrage Outlet! Flavored Tinfoil in May! at April 25, 2017 09:32 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Mark Rothko at April 25, 2017 09:32 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2017 09:32 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Colin at April 25, 2017 09:32 AM (ariyZ)
That sofa seat looks about 4 feet deep.
If she sits back on it her legs will poke straight out like a little kid's.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 25, 2017 09:33 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Therese at April 25, 2017 09:33 AM (XkVXQ)
So ... got a neck like a giraffe. That could have certain advantages.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 25, 2017 09:33 AM (f4mjo)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 09:33 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Eromero at April 25, 2017 09:33 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2017 09:33 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Roy at April 25, 2017 09:30 AM (7n4KQ)
*****
I know where Peter Dinklage is!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2017 09:34 AM (DUg/L)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 25, 2017 09:34 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Tahitian Cabana Boy at April 25, 2017 09:34 AM (XkVXQ)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 25, 2017 09:34 AM (f4mjo)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Join the Conspiracy of the Month Club at the Outrage Outlet! Flavored Tinfoil in May! at April 25, 2017 09:32 AM (hLRSq)
The modest ones are the most fun IYKWIM.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 25, 2017 09:35 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 09:35 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 09:35 AM (NOIQH)
That sofa seat looks about 4 feet deep.
If she sits back on it her legs will poke straight out like a little kid's.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
Honestly, looks like a day bed to me...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 25, 2017 09:35 AM (9krrF)
No one with a waist so thin is naturally blessed
it makes her tits look bigger
my erection it doth trigger
especially since She's naked under that dress
Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2017 09:35 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2017 09:36 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 25, 2017 09:36 AM (f4mjo)
Posted by: Fritz at April 25, 2017 09:36 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Colin at April 25, 2017 09:32 AM (ariyZ)
I'm picturing an "Emperor Maximilian" scenario happening.
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 09:36 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 25, 2017 09:36 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2017 09:37 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 25, 2017 09:36 AM (f4mjo)
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my hero!
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 25, 2017 09:37 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at April 25, 2017 09:37 AM (OC/e1)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 25, 2017 09:37 AM (MIKMs)
Exactly! Can't I just eat my waffle?
Posted by: Barackus Minimus at April 25, 2017 09:37 AM (XkVXQ)
http://www.dailycamera.com/news/boulder/ci_30943099/goat-yoga-boulder
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 09:37 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at April 25, 2017 09:37 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 25, 2017 09:36 AM (ul9CR)
Emetic, hectic, dyslexic
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 09:37 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 25, 2017 09:38 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 25, 2017 09:38 AM (qXFhJ)
Has anyone pointed out that Hillary Clinton will never be President?
And art chick needs some jewelry to accessorize that dress. I suggest a pearl necklace.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2017 09:38 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 25, 2017 09:38 AM (XkVXQ)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 25, 2017 09:38 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 09:38 AM (HBKaX)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2017 09:38 AM (mvenn)
Prove it.
(And this is a very classy painting, hence entirely unbefitting the Horde.)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 25, 2017 09:39 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 25, 2017 09:36 AM (ul9CR)
Emetic, hectic, dyslexic
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 09:37 AM (7HtZB)
Brexit
Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2017 09:39 AM (ii4h0)
Posted by: Colin at April 25, 2017 09:39 AM (ariyZ)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 25, 2017 09:39 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 25, 2017 09:39 AM (8XRCm)
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Dad keeps on doing it. Is there a store that sells nerf lamps?
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 25, 2017 09:40 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 09:40 AM (HBKaX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 25, 2017 09:38 AM (KP5rU)
I think tickling with a feather would be a good start. Then let her take it from there.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Join the Conspiracy of the Month Club at the Outrage Outlet! Flavored Tinfoil in May! at April 25, 2017 09:40 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at April 25, 2017 09:40 AM (OC/e1)
Posted by: Roy at April 25, 2017 09:30 AM (7n4KQ)
*****
I know where Peter Dinklage is!!!
Posted by: Diogenes
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 09:41 AM (HBKaX)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2017 09:41 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at April 25, 2017 09:40 AM (OC/e1)
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Bur Mr Miagi Yoga will defeat your Cobra Yoga.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 25, 2017 09:41 AM (8XRCm)
Go get your own schtick!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2017 09:38 AM (mvenn)
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I'm doing science here.
I wanted to see if they praise your works due to quality, or just name recognition.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 25, 2017 09:41 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 09:41 AM (HTdUD)
New $200K bachelor's degree in goat yoga starting at Berkeley in 3...2...1...
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2017 09:41 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: t-bird at April 25, 2017 09:42 AM (2z74n)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 25, 2017 09:42 AM (GX63o)
Funny you ask, a SNL comedian made a joke about that and Chelsea was butthurt!
http://www.ibtimes.com/
watch-chelsea-clinton-responds-snl-cast-members-jab-hillary-2529885
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 09:42 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: mrp at April 25, 2017 09:42 AM (Pqytn)
Go get your own schtick!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2017 09:38 AM (mvenn)
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I'm doing science here.
I wanted to see if they praise your works due to quality, or just name recognition.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 25, 2017 09:41 AM (oGRue)
It can't be science, there aren't any singing vaginas!
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 25, 2017 09:43 AM (RD7QR)
Stories behind every picture.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 25, 2017 09:43 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2017 09:43 AM (B+qrE)
Willowed message for you at the end of the last thread.
Posted by: naturalfake
You are right, there are definitely areas there that I need to work on. Thanks, for the encouragement!
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 25, 2017 09:43 AM (vRcUp)
Funny you ask, a SNL comedian made a joke about that and Chelsea was butthurt!
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In a hundred years, if we last that long, Hillary Clinon will be distantly remembered as a bitchy scheming First Lady.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 25, 2017 09:43 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 25, 2017 09:44 AM (KP5rU)
Belgians or Serbs?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2017 09:44 AM (B+qrE)
No Madame X, eh?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrait_of_Madame_X
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 09:44 AM (NOIQH)
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who could hear it under all that material?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 25, 2017 09:44 AM (oGRue)
I'm doing science here.
I wanted to see if they praise your works due to quality, or just name recognition.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 25, 2017 09:41 AM (oGRue)
It's not science unless Bill Nye says it is!
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 09:44 AM (7HtZB)
I think they mean "Clary-Aldringen," which is a very ancient and noble Austro-Hungarian house.
Beyond that, I've got nothing.
I think I'll go do some work. I really am not in the mood to comment today.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2017 09:45 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 25, 2017 09:43 AM (8XRCm)
But, will her picture (painting) still be hanging in the WH?
Posted by: Colin at April 25, 2017 09:45 AM (ariyZ)
Posted by: Beakman at April 25, 2017 09:46 AM (oGRue)
Imitation's said to be sincerest form of flattery
But limitations there must be to keep us all from anarchy
Feel free to imitate the verse
But copying the name's perverse
For that way is insanity, and bannings with finality!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 25, 2017 09:46 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: PM Zoolander's Singing Vagina at April 25, 2017 09:47 AM (XkVXQ)
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who died and made him god?
Posted by: Beakman at April 25, 2017 09:46 AM (oGRue)
Sadly no NDGT.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 25, 2017 09:47 AM (GX63o)
Posted by: dantesed at April 25, 2017 09:47 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: "Professor" Michael Eric Dyson at April 25, 2017 09:47 AM (LQLeS)
Belgians or Serbs?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
Well I believe they were in Brussels at the time...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 25, 2017 09:47 AM (9krrF)
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who died and made him god?
Posted by: Beakman at April 25, 2017 09:46 AM (oGRue)
Meee mee me meeeep!
Posted by: Beaker at April 25, 2017 09:47 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Beakman at April 25, 2017 09:46 AM (oGRue)
_______
All scientists are wannabe stand up comics with a mechanical engineering degree.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 25, 2017 09:48 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 25, 2017 09:48 AM (x1XAV)
Go get your own schtick!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2017 09:38 AM (mvenn)
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I'm doing science here.
I wanted to see if they praise your works due to quality, or just name recognition.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 25, 2017 09:41 AM (oGRue)
It can't be science, there aren't any singing vaginas!
Posted by: joncelli
It's not art. No trees!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 09:48 AM (HBKaX)
Posted by: Paul Ryan at April 25, 2017 09:48 AM (X+rUO)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 09:49 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: joncelli
It's not art. No trees!
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or feet!
Posted by: Quentin T. at April 25, 2017 09:49 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 25, 2017 09:49 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 25, 2017 09:50 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 09:49 AM (NOIQH)
The wives of diplomats in the Austro-Hungarian Empire had to have their intestines removed when their husbands became diplomats. Good of the Empire and all that.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 25, 2017 09:50 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 09:50 AM (HBKaX)
It's not nice to go socking Muldoon
Or else you'll be gone very soon
To the blog he is a treasure
Giving us much commedic pleasure
Keep it up and it'll be pistols at high noon!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2017 09:51 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER! at April 25, 2017 09:51 AM (r58H0)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 25, 2017 09:52 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Dang, ruined by the times at April 25, 2017 09:52 AM (8b+oT)
Depressed cuz she was so frumpy
Jumped in a taffy puller
which preceded to mold her
Into someone thin, tall, and scrummy!
Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2017 09:52 AM (9q7Dl)
The science is settled!!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 09:52 AM (HBKaX)
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2017 09:52 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at April 25, 2017 09:53 AM (LQLeS)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 25, 2017 09:53 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 25, 2017 09:53 AM (4AVeu)
and expensive.
The only one that isn't, is the one that tells you her price up front.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 09:53 AM (HBKaX)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 25, 2017 09:43 AM (8XRCm)
Sort of an unlovable Eva Peron, or a politically incompetent Imelda Marcos, or a second Elena Ceaucescu?
Or a woman politician who was less successful than Dilma Rousseff?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2017 09:54 AM (ii4h0)
Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2017 09:54 AM (QCc6B)
Very. And I guess Austro-Hungarian explains the face. Who ever joked about "a trace of the Hapsburgs" may not have been far off.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 25, 2017 09:54 AM (sEDyY)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 25, 2017 09:54 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: buzzsaw90
When you must
Hew close to numbers in verse
Creativity!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 25, 2017 09:55 AM (9krrF)
As soon as I started scrolling down, I was all oh that's a Sargent and I was right!
Gooooo me!
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 25, 2017 09:55 AM (mf5HN)
Not that I would doubt the honesty of a Clinton. But Chelsea's response to that joke and how well it fit with the purpose of the speech. Makes me think the SNL joke and her response were coordinated.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 25, 2017 09:55 AM (qXFhJ)
It's not nice to go socking Muldoon
Or else you'll be gone very soon
To the blog he is a treasure
Giving us much commedic pleasure
Keep it up and it'll be pistols at high noon!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2017 09:51 AM (kTF2Z)
*****
I have it on good authority Muldoon is into derringers.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2017 09:55 AM (DUg/L)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2017 09:55 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Fritz at April 25, 2017 09:57 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Fritz at April 25, 2017 09:57 AM (2Mnv1)
You say that like it's a BAD thing.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 25, 2017 09:57 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Michael Dyson
The only thing missing is the hood.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Compton? Cabrini Green?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 09:58 AM (HBKaX)
Corsets! They make your waist so thin!
Corsets! I don't endorse-its!
Take of your corset! Don't force it! Okay?
...my quality is going to drop off if I don't get some fresh inspiration here. Not that it's starting great...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 25, 2017 09:59 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Bavaria Clock Support Line at April 25, 2017 09:59 AM (AC0O2)
It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by oGRue.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 10:00 AM (0mRoj)
Corsets! They make your waist so thin!
Corsets! I don't endorse-its!
They do nothing for tits!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 10:00 AM (HBKaX)
The University of California, Berkeley was just slapped with a
lawsuit over its mishandling of Ann Coulter's scheduled lecture on
campus.
Young America's Foundation (YAF) and the Berkeley College Republicans
(BCR) filed a suit in federal court suing the school for violating
their rights to free speech, due process, and equal protection on
Monday. The suit, which is available on YAF's website, names several
Berkeley administrators along with University of California President
Janet Napolitano as defendants.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 10:00 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bavaria Clock Support Line at April 25, 2017 09:59 AM (AC0O2)
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And then Jon Stewart made America so much better by mugging to camera instead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 10:00 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 10:01 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Compton? Cabrini Green?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 09:58 AM (HBKaX)
Oak Cliff?
Posted by: Country Boy at April 25, 2017 10:01 AM (Jcg9Q)
http://tinyurl.com/lb5q5wr
...well, it's not entirely wrong...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 25, 2017 10:02 AM (9krrF)
Janet Napolitano as defendants.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 10:00 AM (NOIQH)
Well, if there's one person who you'd expect to be completely inept at providing security...
Posted by: Beaker at April 25, 2017 10:02 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 10:03 AM (8nWyX)
Her legs are very elongated. I'm going to use this as support for the paid portrait theory, because this is flattering to the subject. (She doesn't look like a girl who would be hiding huge stripper platform heels under that dress).
I believe it's possible to know whether any of my postulations are correct by looking things up, but that's cheating.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 25, 2017 10:03 AM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 25, 2017 10:03 AM (U2BJt)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 25, 2017 10:03 AM (U2BJt)
Yes, markets in breakout mode this morning. Horrible.
/s
Posted by: Country Boy at April 25, 2017 10:04 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Bavaria Clock Support Line at April 25, 2017 09:59 AM (AC0O2)
For some reason, your comment made me remember the line "Defining Deviancy Down", although to be fair, the entire Fox lineup seems to be explained by "Defining Competence Down".
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 25, 2017 10:04 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 25, 2017 10:04 AM (QQ+il)
Father of Fake News: legacy of so very many comedian/amateur pundits delivering the news with snark and creative editing to spread the Left's narrative, and to make politicians and interviewees look like a$$holes.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 10:04 AM (NOIQH)
*Sproing!*
Posted by: The Schadenboner at April 25, 2017 10:04 AM (XkVXQ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 25, 2017 10:03 AM (U2BJt)
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Objection:
Presidents do not directly affect markets. They indirectly affect them.
Do not attribute too much credit/blame for the stock market to any president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 10:04 AM (/prE6)
Although, it does capture her inherent white privilege.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2017 10:05 AM (J+eG2)
I mean, she might not have people executed in such colorful and gruesome ways, but she'd demand the same level of unquestioned deference and privilege.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 25, 2017 10:05 AM (ul9CR)
I resemble that remark!
Posted by: Megan McCain at April 25, 2017 10:05 AM (NOIQH)
Father of Fake News: legacy of so very many comedian/amateur pundits delivering the news with snark and creative editing to spread the Left's narrative, and to make politicians and interviewees look like a$$holes.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 10:04 AM (NOIQH)
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"Jon Stewart makes those dumb conservatives look so stupid, and he's fantastic! But O'Keefe is an enemy of the people."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 10:05 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: Eleanor Roosevelt at April 25, 2017 10:06 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Country Boy at April 25, 2017 10:06 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 10:06 AM (sBOL1)
*Sproing!*"
Still hoping that the President federalizes the California National Guard for the purpose of protecting civil rights at Berkeley.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2017 10:06 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 25, 2017 10:07 AM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: Paper Bag at April 25, 2017 10:08 AM (J+eG2)
Do it differently is hard work.
Posted by: kraken at April 25, 2017 10:08 AM (zSVEm)
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Moooooo, Mooooooo
Posted by: Undocumented at April 25, 2017 10:08 AM (SsblQ)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 25, 2017 10:07 AM (zRZaJ)
Nah, it's a mark of high-born blue-blooded nobility.
Like Charles II of Spain.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 10:09 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 25, 2017 10:10 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Country Boy at April 25, 2017 10:06 AM (Jcg9Q)
They let you do that in the women's bathroom at Target.
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 10:10 AM (7HtZB)
But would Chelsea Jong-un treat the Norks any better than their past and present leaders? Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 25, 2017 10:05 AM (ul9CR)
No, and why should she? What have they done to deserve her?
Posted by: General Zod at April 25, 2017 10:10 AM (Bdeb0)
RYAN DELAYS 'TIL 2018
Remember late on Election Night when all the talking heads were telling us Ryno was finished as speaker? (it was Hannity in Fox's case.)
Yeah, too bad about that.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 25, 2017 10:11 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
I want AG Sessions to send a crew of DOJ lawyers out to investigate with hot anal probes. There's lawlessness there and sworn officials violating their oath of office. Perhaps obstruction of justice.
#TwoWeeks #ThenTanks
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 25, 2017 10:12 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 25, 2017 09:43 AM (8XRCm)
In thee yars, befoor thee Furst Atomix Weird War, Hullery Clintoon wuz theez Pepsodent ov thee New Knighted Stakes of Asparagus.
Shee wuz nohn foor steckin cigarz entoo Monica Crowley an entoo Louey Enskee.
Haar dotter, Chellsee marreed King ov Nekkid Mall Ratz an roolz Narrt Corneater from haar undiegrunt fart.
Posted by: The Compleet Histeree ov the New Knighted Stakes of Asparagus (2277 edition) at April 25, 2017 10:12 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2017 10:13 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 25, 2017 10:13 AM (4AVeu)
ways, but she'd demand the same level of unquestioned deference and
privilege.
I recall reading a story about how Castro used to delight in holding a huge state dinners, where he would give a pre-dinner speech that would go on for an hour or more while the food just sat there, knowing that he was forcing his guests to pretend to be interested while really dying for him to finish so they could eat.
With that in mind, I would imagine a Chelsea regime would be like that - where people would be endless engaged in her pretend-wonkish discussions (you've seen her quotes, right?) and people would sit frozen for hours, smiling, nodding, feigning interest and then eventually passing out from boredom.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 10:13 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 25, 2017 10:14 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Lena "Stanley Ann" Dunham at April 25, 2017 10:14 AM (j+dfT)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 25, 2017 10:13 AM (4AVeu)
You should see the tats under her dress!
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 25, 2017 10:14 AM (RD7QR)
Kent State! Kent State! Kent State!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 10:14 AM (HBKaX)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 25, 2017 10:14 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Javems at April 25, 2017 10:15 AM (yOqwj)
Posted by: m at April 25, 2017 10:15 AM (Gqgs8)
In a dress.
Something mentally wrong with that boy.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2017 10:15 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Undocumented at April 25, 2017 10:17 AM (SsblQ)
The mayor of Berkeley is a member of Antifa (or at minimum, sympathetic based on him being part of the Antifa facebook group). Hope that comes up in the lawsuit, consider his police let Antifa thugs run wild the night Milo was set to speak.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2017 10:17 AM (NOIQH)
Never did care much for Springsteen!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 25, 2017 10:17 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 25, 2017 10:17 AM (KP5rU)
Nah...like this
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/jfk-faces-down-defiant-governor
Libs loved it when JFK did it.
For civil rights
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2017 10:18 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 25, 2017 10:18 AM (WTSFk)
She's flashing gang signs with her right hand.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 25, 2017 10:13 AM
How many different gang signs are there?
Is there a book that contains all of them?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2017 10:18 AM (IqV8l)
Not sure if Zombie is here or not.... but her BART train holdup story she got up on Drudge yesterday is the second story on American Thinker today.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 25, 2017 10:19 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2017 10:19 AM (J+eG2)
It's a NBC propaganda piece fake news article about a fake news panel. It's pretty blatant too. Check this line: "We're wondering how a bunch of 20-year-olds with signs and facts scared away the president's counterterrorism advisor," Meshnick said. "Why was that so intimidating to him?"
Facts and signs. Signs and facts. There is a space between "/trump-" and "advisor" in the link, because otherwise it would be a long, annoying string of text, right?
Posted by: Fake News Everywhere at April 25, 2017 10:19 AM (IZPbG)
In a dress.
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Just think. She's nekkid under her dress too.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 25, 2017 10:20 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 25, 2017 10:20 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 25, 2017 10:17 AM (KP5rU)
Whatever you do, don't look for "Tapirs mating" on YouTube.
It would make horses feel inadequate.
Of course, Ozzie Man does a wonderful narration for it.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2017 10:20 AM (ii4h0)
Posted by: Bruce Winona at April 25, 2017 10:21 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 25, 2017 10:20 AM (8XRCm)
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Oh fixer. You just had to say it, didn't you.
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 10:21 AM (sBOL1)
Out of curiosity, took a look at Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner's wikipedia page to see how the entries identify xhirm. The entries are painful to read in their avoidance of gendered pronouns. Nearly every sentence begins with "Jenner." Strange.
Posted by: General Zod at April 25, 2017 10:22 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2017 10:22 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 25, 2017 09:29 AM (PFy0L)
More like Kramer from Seinfeld.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 25, 2017 10:22 AM (WDCYi)
*Suggested edit, for scientific and medical accuracy
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2017 10:22 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
Leeches. Leech Yoga.
Or large, fuzzy spiders.
You choose: leeches, spiders, or both!
Enhances calmness in this yoga session, clearing your Anja chakra, for advanced yogis only!
Posted by: School of Naked Yoga at April 25, 2017 10:22 AM (SEFXb)
RICO.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 10:22 AM (HBKaX)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 25, 2017 10:23 AM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 10:23 AM (r/0kC)
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 10:23 AM (r/0kC)
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Bruce Jenner?
Posted by: fixerupper at April 25, 2017 10:24 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 25, 2017 10:24 AM (WTSFk)
Just the same level of treatment as Saint Tray-Table, Freddy the Grey and Mikey, the Gentle Giant Brown.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2017 10:25 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 25, 2017 10:25 AM (WTSFk)
Definition of a high priced jerk sock.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 10:25 AM (HBKaX)
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 10:23 AM (r/0kC)
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Which "She" are we referring to?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2017 10:26 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 25, 2017 10:26 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 25, 2017 10:26 AM (riF5p)
Geez, if you had told 10-year old me in 1976 what would become of Bruce, I would have laughed you off the playground.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 25, 2017 10:26 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 10:27 AM (a0IVu)
And she struggles with answering it.
*Face Palm*
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2017 10:28 AM (J+eG2)
the empire fell. must have been the Sloar.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2017 10:28 AM (Dkknm)
Geez, if you had told 10-year old me in 1976 what would become of Bruce, I would have laughed you off the playground.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 25, 2017 10:26 AM
What will be the insanity level in another 40 years?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2017 10:28 AM (IqV8l)
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soooooo....... it was summarily destroyed?
Posted by: fixerupper at April 25, 2017 10:29 AM (8XRCm)
Geez, if you had told 10-year old me in 1976 what would become of Bruce, I would have laughed you off the playground.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 25, 2017 10:26 AM
What will be the insanity level in another 40 years?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2017 10:28 AM (IqV8l)
Hopefully I'll be dead by then. I feel bad for my kids though. They're headed into a pretty fucked up world.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2017 10:30 AM (0mRoj)
Some poll says Trump would beat Hillary 43%-40% even though he lost the "popular" vote.
Stock market melting up.
Left melting down.
Fox dying a well-deserved death.
Lesbo propaganda reader taking over the airwaves.
Obama and his teleprompter have returned.
So, turn off your TV, throw away your papers, move to the country, build you a tiny house with your stock proceeds.
And work on those GAINZZ!
Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 25, 2017 10:30 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 10:27 AM (a0IVu)
I would assume the artist was paid quite well to paint this. The young lady obviously comes from money.
The real life person though, she's not actually shaped like that. It was apparently someone's intention to give her Barbie dimensions.
The face though... she's just not a pretty woman at all. And as art... meh. I'm just not impressed.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2017 10:31 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: SJWs at April 25, 2017 10:31 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 25, 2017 10:31 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: ZZ Top at April 25, 2017 10:31 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 25, 2017 10:31 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 25, 2017 10:19 AM (8XRCm)
It's also a lead story on MSN.com
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 10:31 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2017 10:32 AM (r/0kC)
*
*
So take her for a brisk moonlight canter around the park.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 25, 2017 10:32 AM (5FoR7)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2017 10:32 AM (Dkknm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 25, 2017 10:31 AM (ZO497)
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**scribbles in notebook**
"Hammer wants to see Jenner nudies"
**underlines three times**
**snaps notebook shut**
Posted by: fixerupper at April 25, 2017 10:32 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Javems at April 25, 2017 10:15 AM (yOqwj)
She's got the WBC going as well
Posted by: MAC-SOG at April 25, 2017 10:33 AM (QPdNE)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 25, 2017 10:31 AM (ZO497)
http://tinyurl.com/lxzs7ps
Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 10:33 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 25, 2017 10:23 AM (/WPPJ)
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This belongs on the Book Thread, but I loved Ridley Walker too!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 25, 2017 10:33 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2017 10:34 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 25, 2017 10:34 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 25, 2017 10:35 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 10:14 AM (HBKaX)
My HS US Government teacher:
"They shot four hippies at Kent State. That's about 1% of how many they should have shot."
Posted by: Country Singer at April 25, 2017 10:35 AM (uiwCw)
Her waist is insanely tiny but corsets were a big thing those days; getting back in fashion these days too. I tried wearing one for a couple of hours and got seriously light headed. Have no idea how these ladies wore them the entire day - maybe that's why they needed fainting couches in every room.
Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 10:35 AM (a0IVu)
So that's where they left it!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2017 10:35 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2017 10:36 AM (Dkknm)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2017 10:37 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 25, 2017 10:37 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 25, 2017 10:38 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 25, 2017 10:38 AM (Nwg0u)
*
*
So take her for a brisk moonlight canter around the park.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Ride her hard & put her up wet!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 10:39 AM (HBKaX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 25, 2017 10:39 AM (KP5rU)
Piloted there by Bat Boy!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 10:41 AM (HBKaX)
Wrongthink Sci-Fi Giveaway work?
I filled in an address, got a link, followed it to a you have 1 confirmed entry page and don't see any download links?
Do they come later? Did my browser eat them? Non-obvious interface trap!
Posted by: DaveA at April 25, 2017 10:41 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 25, 2017 10:38 AM (3myMJ)
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Ugg. Cauliflower.
I refuse to eat anything that looks like brains and smells like feet.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 25, 2017 10:41 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 25, 2017 10:39 AM (KP5rU)
Enjoy, and remember: Time spent fishing is not deducted from one's lifespan.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 25, 2017 10:41 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: JEM at April 25, 2017 10:41 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 25, 2017 10:42 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 25, 2017 10:41 AM (8XRCm)
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Point of order: it looks like warts.
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 10:42 AM (sBOL1)
Her waist is insanely tiny but corsets were a big thing those days; getting back in fashion these days too. I tried wearing one for a couple of hours and got seriously light headed. Have no idea how these ladies wore them the entire day - maybe that's why they needed fainting couches in every room.
Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 10:35 AM (a0IVu)
Her head proportion is freakishly wrong. And her legs look like they belong on a body not fit for that torso.
The artist either did it that way because he doesn't know what he's doing, or they paid him a shedload of money to make her look that way.
Sorta like women today who photoshop their rear ends to look enormous.
Why? I haven't a clue.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2017 10:42 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2017 10:34 AM (dFi94)
Please tell me that you are joking.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2017 10:43 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 10:42 AM (sBOL1)
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That's an even better description.
Yuk. I hate the stuff.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 25, 2017 10:43 AM (8XRCm)
Word.
I draw the line at broccoli. Cauliflower is out, and Brussels sprouts are best saved for the driving range.
Posted by: JEM at April 25, 2017 10:43 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 25, 2017 10:44 AM (KP5rU)
His perceived defect was that he was so traditional, at a time when painting was turning in new, less representational directions.
The advent of photography also hurt.
Posted by: mnw at April 25, 2017 10:44 AM (SCu3s)
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 10:42 AM (sBOL1)
True.
But roasted with garlic and olive oil?
Yum.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2017 10:44 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 25, 2017 10:44 AM (KP5rU)
What does transgender mania have to do with interventionist government?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 25, 2017 10:45 AM (nBr1j)
Now broccolli is awesome. Asparagus is awesome. I even like brussel sprouts if prepared correctly.
But cauliflower....... **shudder**
Posted by: fixerupper at April 25, 2017 10:45 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2017 10:43 AM (rF0hx)
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Cher had it done.
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 10:45 AM (sBOL1)
Yum.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2017 10:44 AM (rF0hx)
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Umm..... no.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 25, 2017 10:45 AM (8XRCm)
Yum.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2017 10:44 AM (rF0hx)
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No. That would be a complete and utter waste of garlic and olive oil.
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 10:46 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 25, 2017 10:46 AM (Nwg0u)
But cauliflower....... **shudder**
Posted by: fixerupper at April 25, 2017 10:45 AM (8XRCm)
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*fistbump*
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 10:47 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Procol Harum at April 25, 2017 10:47 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 25, 2017 10:48 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 25, 2017 10:48 AM (RD7QR)
Fighting with people in Germany/Spain/ and Jacksonville FL
And it's not even 11 AM
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 10:48 AM (KlI/a)
Posted by: auscolpyr at April 25, 2017 10:48 AM (suO/a)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 25, 2017 10:48 AM (Dkknm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 10:48 AM (KlI/a)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 25, 2017 10:48 AM (8XRCm)
But cauliflower....... **shudder**
Posted by: fixerupper at April 25, 2017 10:45 AM (8XRCm)
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*fistbump*
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 10:47 AM (sBOL1)
More for me then.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2017 10:49 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 25, 2017 10:49 AM (Nwg0u)
But cauliflower....... **shudder**
Posted by: fixerupper
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But, do you have a broccoli knife?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 25, 2017 10:49 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 10:48 AM (KlI/a)
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Is there . . . something . . . you're trying to tell us?
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 10:50 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 10:50 AM (sBOL1)
I need a drink
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2017 10:50 AM (KlI/a)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 25, 2017 10:51 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: auscolpyr at April 25, 2017 10:48 AM (suO/a)
It serves as a fine substitute for mashed taters. Salt, pepper, a little butter... texture is important though. And I never seem to get it as right as others do. Alas.
In salads, I much prefer raw cauliflower over broccoli.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2017 10:51 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Dana Carvey at April 25, 2017 10:52 AM (HSmrB)
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No.
Mrs fixer made some for when I first did lo carb eating.
Still tasted like shit..... with butter salt and pepper on it.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 25, 2017 10:52 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Cheks at April 25, 2017 10:52 AM (Whlww)
Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 10:53 AM (a0IVu)
... winston churchill's mother was one of them.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 25, 2017 10:48 AM
She had ribs removed?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2017 10:53 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 25, 2017 10:49 AM (ZO497)
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you misspelled "machete"
Posted by: fixerupper at April 25, 2017 10:53 AM (8XRCm)
What does transgender mania have to do with interventionist government?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 25, 2017 10:45 AM (nBr1j)
=================
I think we may have to wait until mid 2018, when individual House races begin to develop, to see if the looneys have really taken over the Democratic Party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 10:53 AM (/prE6)
First, do no harm?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 25, 2017 10:53 AM (oGRue)
As "mock" mashed potatoes it's pretty good... Add a little cream cheese when you make them...
Posted by: It's Me donna at April 25, 2017 10:53 AM (O2RFr)
Now broccolli is awesome. Asparagus is awesome. I even like brussel sprouts if prepared correctly.
But cauliflower....... **shudder**
Posted by: fixerupper at April 25,
I love asparagus -even with the smelly pee. And count me as among those who love Brussels sprouts. I like them roasted with salt and garlic.
Reason being GAINZZZ, which has me eating a lot of green stuff so I need variety.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 25, 2017 10:53 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Chel-Z at April 25, 2017 10:54 AM (Whlww)
Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 10:53 AM (a0IVu)
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.... and WARTS!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at April 25, 2017 10:54 AM (8XRCm)
Urgh. Brussels sprouts. Nuggets of Satan. Even cheese can't redeem the damn things. Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 25, 2017 10:48 AM (RD7QR)
Nonconcur.
Posted by: General Zod at April 25, 2017 10:54 AM (Bdeb0)
Sargent was a gentile, but he painted a great many wealthy Jews.
Posted by: mnw at April 25, 2017 10:54 AM (SCu3s)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2017 10:55 AM (IqV8l)
Not if you shred them saute them in bacon drippings and toss with diced bacon...
Posted by: It's Me donna at April 25, 2017 10:55 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2017 10:43 AM (rF0hx)
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Cher had it done.
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 10:45 AM (sBOL1)
Ribs, not brain.
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 10:55 AM (7HtZB)
Urgh. Brussels sprouts. Nuggets of Satan. Even cheese can't redeem the damn things. Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 25, 2017 10:48 AM (RD7QR)
Nonconcur.
Posted by: General Zod at April 25, 2017 10:54 AM (Bdeb0)
Don't tell me you eat them without something on top!
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 25, 2017 10:55 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2017 10:56 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 25, 2017 10:56 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: DaveA at April 25, 2017 10:57 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 25, 2017 10:57 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 25, 2017 10:57 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo
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See: Cornelia Vanderbilt -
Cornelia found life at Biltmore too dull to endure and moved to New York briefly to study art. After a few months she moved to Paris, divorced Cecil in 1934, changed her name to Nilcha and dyed her hair bright pink. That phase passed, and while living quietly and modestly in London, she met and married Vivian Francis Bulkely-Johnson about 1950.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 25, 2017 10:58 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 25, 2017 10:58 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2017 10:58 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 25, 2017 10:58 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 25, 2017 10:59 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: It's Me donna at April 25, 2017 10:53 AM
Yep. Made it as sort of a mock rice yesterday. Pulsed fine in the food processor, sauteed with some onion and turmeric until it was a little caramelized....I'd make it again. Great for teh GAINZZZ.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 25, 2017 10:59 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 25, 2017 10:59 AM (dssIg)
Your prayers have been answered.
http://tinyurl.com/m8ncp4y
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 25, 2017 10:57 AM (Nwg0u)>>>
I wonder what weird suggestions Amazon is going to provide me with after clicking that link.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 25, 2017 10:59 AM (qXFhJ)
So far, the wannabe Barbie has spent $35,000 (£27,670) on cosmetic procedures, and is also eyeing breast and bottom implants and wants to have rib removal surgery to give her more of an hourglass shape.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 25, 2017 10:59 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: Max Power
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Consider dumping Google.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 25, 2017 10:59 AM (ZO497)
That's probably some wishful thinking there-- hoping Trump will be a one-termer too.
Posted by: mnw at April 25, 2017 10:59 AM (SCu3s)
I was at a friend's family table for Sunday dinner, and was given a plate of everything. I thought, that looks like steamed cauliflower covered in brown butter sauce. Nope.
Cervelles au beurre noir.
Posted by: what -is- that stuff? at April 25, 2017 10:59 AM (SEFXb)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2017 11:00 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: General Zod at April 25, 2017 10:54 AM (Bdeb0)
Don't tell me you eat them without something on top!Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 25, 2017 10:55 AM (RD7QR)
Philistine. There are many right ways to eat brussels sprouts; there is no wrong way. Cheesed, broiled, baconed are all good, but boiled and salted is perfectly sufficient.
There is no right way to eat okra.
Posted by: General Zod at April 25, 2017 11:00 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 25, 2017 10:49 AM (Nwg0u)
She chose poorly!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 25, 2017 11:01 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 10:45 AM (sBOL1)
Urban legend.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2017 10:58 AM (X6fMO)
However, they do remove ribs from cows.
I had some the other day slathered in BBQ sauce.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2017 11:01 AM (NyJwR)
Posted by: General Zod at April 25, 2017 11:00 AM (Bdeb0)
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Sure there is. Grilled or roasted, but never boiled.
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 11:01 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Austin Powers at April 25, 2017 11:02 AM (xVRrG)
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No.
Mrs fixer made some for when I first did lo carb eating.
Still tasted like shit..... with butter salt and pepper on it.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 25, 2017 10:52 AM (8XRCm)
I'm of two minds on this. On the one hand, there's the "more for me" thing.
On the other, if more of you people don't start eating it, they will grow less of it.
Come on, people! Eat your damn cauliflower!!
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2017 11:02 AM (TOk1P)
Models often have back teeth removed too, so they can get that sunken cheekbone look.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2017 11:00 AM (dFi94)
Ugh. Not too attractive a look when they age, I reckon. Unless they plan to die young from drugs and booze.
Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 11:02 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: auscolpyr at April 25, 2017 11:02 AM (suO/a)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 25, 2017 10:58 AM (xJa6I)
I'm going to call "urban legend" on this, too. I've done a lot of reading and, save for a very few fetishists, no one had their ribs removed to fit into a corset.
To begin with, the mortality rate of such an operation in the 19th century would have been enormous, let alone the task of trying to find a competent surgeon who could perform the procedure.
What happened was that girls, once they reached a certain age - around 13 or so, but sometimes even earlier - would be given "training corsets," which would gradually be tightened over the years until the body shaped itself into the desired hourglass effect, though the reports of 15 or 13-inch waists were few and far between and were almost never the norm.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2017 11:02 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Normal food at April 25, 2017 11:02 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 25, 2017 10:59 AM
Try peeling the tough skin off the stems. Slice it thin, toss with a little soy and garlic chili paste...Nice tender/crunchy side.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 25, 2017 11:02 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: General Zod at April 25, 2017 11:00 AM (Bdeb0)
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Sure there is. Grilled or roasted, but never boiled.
Posted by: bluebell
Breaded and fried.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 25, 2017 11:02 AM (326rv)
Posted by: General Zod at April 25, 2017 10:54 AM (Bdeb0)
Don't tell me you eat them without something on top!Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 25, 2017 10:55 AM (RD7QR)
Philistine. There are many right ways to eat brussels sprouts; there is no wrong way. Cheesed, broiled, baconed are all good, but boiled and salted is perfectly sufficient.
There is no right way to eat okra.
Posted by: General Zod at April 25, 2017 11:00 AM (Bdeb0)
Sliced and fried by Mom is the way you eat okra.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 25, 2017 11:03 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2017 11:02 AM (TOk1P)
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No. And, hell no.
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 11:03 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Boozey Slatterns at April 25, 2017 11:03 AM (XkVXQ)
Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 11:03 AM (a0IVu)
Presidents do not directly affect markets. They indirectly affect them.
Do not attribute too much credit/blame for the stock market to any president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2017 10:04 AM (/prE6)
I made the joke mostly because of the 100 day nonsense flying around. If the markets had crashed it would certainly be Trump's fault, especially since so many people were predicting it after his election.
Seems like a pretty successful First 100 Days to me.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 25, 2017 11:03 AM (fD1ST)
There is no right way to eat okra.
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such strange words. I have no idea what animals these things even come from.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 25, 2017 11:04 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 25, 2017 11:02 AM (326rv)
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True. Henny-pennied and tossed in cornmeal.
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 11:04 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: General Zod at April 25, 2017 11:00 AM (Bdeb0)
Sure there is.
When you have your enemy captured, and wish to torture him and don't think waterboarding is strong enough. Feed him okra.
That ought to do it.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2017 11:04 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Dr. Lecter at April 25, 2017 11:05 AM (p+Wdc)
That ought to do it.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2017 11:04 AM (TOk1P)
Beet would do it for me - someone tried to feed me that and I'll sing like a canary.
Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 11:05 AM (a0IVu)
Smothered in the gravy from an adjoining chicken-fried steak, it's OK.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 25, 2017 11:05 AM (ul9CR)
Breaded, deep fried with greasy fried chicken.
Posted by: auscolpyr
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Yep!
And where I'm from okra is pronounced
oak-ree
Posted by: Kudzu King at April 25, 2017 11:05 AM (HSmrB)
The beetings will continue until morale improves!
Posted by: Boozey Slatterns at April 25, 2017 11:05 AM (XkVXQ)
Posted by: Little Feat at April 25, 2017 11:05 AM (f7W3D)
Posted by: mnw at April 25, 2017 11:06 AM (SCu3s)
Beet would do it for me - someone tried to feed me that and I'll sing like a canary.
Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 11:05 AM
Beets are super!
Posted by: Dana's Lashes at April 25, 2017 11:06 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2017 11:02 AM (TOk1P)
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No. And, hell no.
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 11:03 AM (sBOL1)
Yes! Eat it!!
Or you get no pudding!!!
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2017 11:06 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: auscolpyr at April 25, 2017 11:02 AM (suO/a)
This, but also with breaded fried catfish.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2017 11:06 AM (8nWyX)
Breaded. Deep fried. Cold Ranch Dressing on the side for dipping.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2017 11:06 AM (HBKaX)
Raw okra picked fresh from the garden is a treat!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 25, 2017 11:06 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 25, 2017 11:06 AM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 25, 2017 11:06 AM (81UWZ)
That's probably some wishful thinking there-- hoping Trump will be a one-termer too.
Posted by: mnw at April 25, 2017 10:59 AM (SCu3s)
What is it going to take to get you mouth-breathing cousin-humpers to put down your banjos and start panicking? We've got the "Trump Will Betray You Alarm!" going full blast for months now and its giving us a headache! Start hating him like we do already!
Posted by: The MSM Trump Alarm Brigade at April 25, 2017 11:06 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 25, 2017 11:06 AM (mpXpK)
That ought to do it.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2017 11:04 AM (TOk1P)
Beet would do it for me - someone tried to feed me that and I'll sing like a canary.
Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 11:05 AM (a0IVu)
Borscht, dammit! Do I have to come out and slap you people?!
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 25, 2017 11:07 AM (RD7QR)
Beet would do it for me - someone tried to feed me that and I'll sing like a canary.
Posted by: IC at April 25, 2017 11:05 AM (a0IVu)
I was juicing for a while (but it's too much work), and beets add very nice color. They also create an earthy taste that is interesting. I didn't say good, just interesting.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2017 11:07 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2017 11:07 AM (f7W3D)
I fully endorse broccoli, cauliflower, asparagus, and especially spinach. I am not familiar with okra.
The only unforgivable sin is lima beans.
If I could go back to my childhood and remove all lima beans I'm sure I would have turned out better. I'm pretty sure that feeding your kids lima beans counts as child abuse these days.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 25, 2017 11:08 AM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 25, 2017 10:59 AM
This brings back bad memories of growing up: huge pieces of broccoli, about the size and consistency of firewood covered with thick, gooey cheese that gradually hardened into an inpenetrable mass. We were expected to eat it. Ugh.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 25, 2017 11:08 AM (dssIg)
Posted by: Boozey Slatterns at April 25, 2017 11:05 AM (XkVXQ)
The beetings will continue until the morel improves!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 25, 2017 11:09 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: mnw at April 25, 2017 11:10 AM (SCu3s)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 25, 2017 11:11 AM (rxW5j)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 25, 2017 11:08 AM (gIRsn)
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I have never once brought lima beans into our house.
I love my family too much to do so.
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2017 11:13 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Todd at April 25, 2017 11:15 AM (m8wUd)
Over at JihadWatch a story about anIraq "refugee" who raped (definitely anally, probably vaginally) a 14 year old girl. There's even a video, but don't worry, he won't be tried for child pornography.
Well, it's been decided he has a "touch of ADHD" and does not understand "no." So he has to pay the girl $$ (hahaha) and is "sentenced for protection," whatever that means.
I guess it's open season on all Swedish women, and not understanding "no" is a valid and beautiful defense.
Don't see why they just don't officially make all non-Swedes exempt from Swedish laws. It will free up the courts.
Posted by: shibumi at April 25, 2017 11:15 AM (FkAXz)
Posted by: General Zod at April 25, 2017 11:16 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2017 11:16 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: General Zod at April 25, 2017 11:17 AM (Bdeb0)
https://tinyurl.com/m4ntsto
One of the best things I have ever eaten. The whipped cheese does it. Used to work about half a block from there.
Posted by: Javems at April 25, 2017 11:17 AM (yOqwj)
Posted by: Soona at April 25, 2017 11:17 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 25, 2017 11:24 AM (7g8HU)
Posted by: down on the ol bayou at April 25, 2017 11:40 AM (Hyf/D)
Posted by: Barcelona Carmen at April 25, 2017 11:50 AM (RHjCR)
Posted by: General Zod at April 25, 2017 11:00 AM (Bdeb0)
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Sure there is. Grilled or roasted, but never boiled.
Fried is pretty good, too.
Posted by: ChupaMe at April 25, 2017 07:07 PM (vE2qF)
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