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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Rolla
Henri Gervex
Taking as his inspiration the eponymous poem of 1833 by Alfred de Musset, Gervex transposes the narrative into fashionable contemporary Paris, signalled by the wrought iron railings and view of the Haussmannised cityscape beyond, the grand boulevard backdrop recognized by some viewers as the fashionable Boulevard des Italiens. Jacques Rolla, a well-born bourgeois, has decided to spend his final night with the prostitute Marion, having squandered his fortune on a life of debauchery. The scene depicts the morning after: while Marion lies asleep, Rolla broods on his fate and contemplates suicide by jumping from the window. The model for Marion is based on several women - the actress Ellen Andrée, a favorite of Renoir, Manet and Degas (she is the sitter in Degas' L'Absinthe of 1876) posed for the body, but demanded that a different model be used for the face.That little comment about Paris being "Haussmannised" is a pomposity, signalling that the writer is one of the elite who knows who Baron Haussmann was. Except...every Parisian knows who he was, and it's not that big a deal. It's like a New Yorker knowing who Robert Moses was. So? He was an urban planner who changed some of NYC, some for the good and some definitely not. But it's a hometown detail, and not a signal of one's intelligence. And in the "bourgeois" I get a whiff of Marxist dialectic, which deserves a whiff of grapeshot. But I digress.
Manet, Degas, Stevens, the young, the old, everyone trooped in front of the canvas which was already famous before it entered the Salon…However, hardly had it been hung on the wall when the surintendant des Beaux- Arts, Turquet, gave the brutal order that it be removed on grounds of immorality, with the complicity of the Salon jury…that’s how an art dealer offered to exhibit Rolla at his shop on the Chaussée-d’Antin… I accepted, as you can imagine, with gratitude, and for three months there was indeed an uninterrupted procession of visitors with a queue of carriages backed up to the Opera.
-- Henri Gervex
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Rick in SK at April 21, 2017 09:29 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2017 09:29 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: HH at April 21, 2017 09:29 AM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 21, 2017 09:29 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 09:29 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: Max Power at April 21, 2017 09:30 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2017 09:30 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 21, 2017 09:30 AM (tVWQB)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2017 09:31 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 21, 2017 09:31 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 09:31 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 09:31 AM (NOIQH)
According to UK Daily Mail, Aaron Hernandez left three suicide notes - one to his wife, one to his daughter, and one to his gay lover in jail.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 09:31 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2017 09:31 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Max Power at April 21, 2017 09:31 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 09:31 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 21, 2017 09:32 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2017 09:31 AM (lwiT4)
Oh come on! This is probably the best piece of the week!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 09:32 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 21, 2017 09:32 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 21, 2017 09:32 AM (FZYNt)
Too bad none of it was real, but whatever.
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 09:33 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 09:32 AM (rF0hx)
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Not if you identify as female.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2017 09:33 AM (lwiT4)
HARRRRD WOOOOOOOD!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at April 21, 2017 09:33 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Rex B at April 21, 2017 09:33 AM (YJb5j)
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 21, 2017 09:33 AM (ZG1OC)
The April The Giraffe webcam is scheduled to be turned off at 4:30PM EST today.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 09:33 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 21, 2017 09:34 AM (X8p7j)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 09:34 AM (vZ0KM)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 09:32 AM (rF0hx)
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Not if you identify as female.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2017 09:33 AM (lwiT4)
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"I'm so triggered by you homophobia right now. I need my safe space..."
-Very smart college student who's ignoring all of her finals but has that gender studies course in the bag
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 09:34 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: Ray Davies at April 21, 2017 09:34 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: TexasJew at April 21, 2017 09:34 AM (CHZtP)
Posted by: bicentennialguy
'Gay for the stay' or part of his issues?
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 09:34 AM (HTdUD)
Thank you President Trump.
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 09:34 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 21, 2017 09:34 AM (QM5S2)
Posted by: BACHMAN TURNER OVERDRIVE at April 21, 2017 09:35 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Aaron Hernandez at April 21, 2017 09:35 AM (sCh2R)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 09:35 AM (KlI/a)
Thank you President Trump.
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 09:34 AM (Jcg9Q)
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"The Constitution allows for the death penalty for treason, so obviously the death penalty is not considered cruel and unusual punishment. Duh."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 09:36 AM (/prE6)
Thank you President Trump.
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 09:34 AM (Jcg9Q)
Yup
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 09:36 AM (KlI/a)
Knowing that today is San Jacinto Day, however, is a signal of one's intelligence.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2017 09:36 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: alternate title at April 21, 2017 09:36 AM (+INtM)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 21, 2017 09:36 AM (X8p7j)
I am trying to re-post something from Weasel Zippers to FB and FB will not let me?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 09:35 AM (KlI/a)
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*rubs chin*
I see your problem here. You're trying to post to Facebook.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 09:36 AM (/prE6)
because of the marvelous brushwork on the lamp and the dress.
No doubt it had nothing to do with the hawt naked babe.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 21, 2017 09:37 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
They're on to you NGU.
Plus WZ.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 09:37 AM (HTdUD)
I've read stories of the Mexican navy taking out cartel members. Is there a reason they aren't referenced as marines? Is the writer just ignorant?
Posted by: fluffy at April 21, 2017 09:37 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 21, 2017 09:37 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: BIG AL FREDO at April 21, 2017 09:38 AM (iWo0u)
I've read stories of the Mexican navy taking out cartel members. Is there a reason they aren't referenced as marines? Is the writer just ignorant?
Posted by: fluffy at April 21, 2017 09:37 AM (jw2Xw)
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"Let me list the ways that you're being cis-normative, imperalistic, and oppresive right now. Why no, I haven't studied for my organic chemistry final that's in an hour. Why do you ask?"
-Very smart college student who's ignoring all of her finals but has that gender studies course in the bag
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 09:38 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at April 21, 2017 09:38 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at April 21, 2017 09:38 AM (Yi9Gb)
Weasel Zippers
THIS is what I was trying to post to FB
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 09:39 AM (KlI/a)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 21, 2017 09:39 AM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 21, 2017 09:39 AM (2qHjF)
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Being asleep.
She wants him to leave the money and go.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 09:39 AM (/prE6)
There, FIFY.
And Tequila for all! Yay Texas!
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 09:40 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 21, 2017 09:40 AM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 21, 2017 09:40 AM (vRcUp)
There, FIFY.
And Tequila for all! Yay Texas!
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 09:40 AM (MINbv)
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Tequila is a curse on humanity.
Whiskey is God's gift to the world.
Drink whiskey.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 09:40 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 09:41 AM (fDdVG)
I'm not sure the Mexican Navy even refers to them as Marines - they call them the Infantry Force or something like that.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 21, 2017 09:41 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2017 09:41 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2017 09:41 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 09:42 AM (gjBES)
Really looks like an uncomfortable position to be lying down in.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 09:41 AM (fDdVG)
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My guess is, she's dead.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2017 09:42 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 09:42 AM (0mRoj)
47 I thought this was 20th century. It has a very modern feel to it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 21, 2017 09:37 AM (vRcUp)
Those C cups look fake.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 21, 2017 09:42 AM (2qHjF)
Posted by: the kid from Animal House at April 21, 2017 09:42 AM (9zO9Q)
The April The Giraffe webcam is scheduled to be turned off at 4:30PM EST today.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 09:33 AM (J+eG2)
I was told that so many people were watching April's webcam that it was affecting the internet connectivity where I work.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2017 09:42 AM (ii4h0)
Yep. "Naval Infantry Force"...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 09:43 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at April 21, 2017 09:43 AM (KGH7Z)
Posted by: the kid from Animal House at April 21, 2017 09:42 AM (9zO9Q)
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*raises eyebrows suggestively at camera*
-Bluto
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 09:43 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 09:43 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2017 09:43 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: fly gal at April 21, 2017 09:43 AM (QHf9j)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her at April 21, 2017 09:44 AM (9zO9Q)
but conservatives are religious prudes, everybody knows that.
Posted by: confused lib at April 21, 2017 09:44 AM (Yi9Gb)
I was thinking of suggesting that she might be dead. Having your leg dangle off the bed like that seems unpleasant.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 09:44 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 09:44 AM (J+eG2)
Rolla ? Like in Missouri ?
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Way back when, I went to a wild party in Rolla. Don't remember much about it.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2017 09:44 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Max Power at April 21, 2017 09:45 AM (QCc6B)
Yep. "Naval Infantry Force"...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 09:43 AM (MINbv)
The Mexican Air Force is also still subordinate to the Army, IIRC, like the USAAF was until 1947.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 09:45 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 21, 2017 09:33 AM (ZG1OC)
Cuts down on body lice.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 09:45 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: etiquette at April 21, 2017 09:45 AM (+INtM)
Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2017 09:45 AM (k0vjy)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 09:46 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 21, 2017 09:34 AM
My goodness, it's only been days has it been since we had the Ace-led discussion about cismales taking a weening pride in their performance, and how that intolerably enhances the imperialist white supremacist capitalist cisheteropatriarchy?
We thought we were past this sort of thinking here.
It's like we don't even know you people anymore
Posted by: The Womyn's Health, Cats and Crafts Clinic of Brattleboro, VT at April 21, 2017 09:46 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
I have a feeling that weasel zippers is on some Facebook list. Regardless of content.
If they're not doing it now, you know they're going to do it soon.
Facebook and the First Amendment are about to do battle and the First Amendment is in for defeat.
It would have been worse with Hillary. If people don't get off that platform, I don't want to hear them complain about what happens.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 09:46 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 09:46 AM (KlI/a)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 21, 2017 09:34 AM
My goodness, it's only been days has it been since we had the Ace-led discussion about cismales taking a weening pride in their performance, and how that intolerably enhances the imperialist white supremacist capitalist cisheteropatriarchy?
We thought we were past this sort of thinking here.
It's like we don't even know you people anymore
Posted by: The Womyn's Health, Cats and Crafts Clinic of Brattleboro, VT at April 21, 2017 09:46 AM (DMUuz)
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"You're my soulmate."
-Very smart college student who's ignoring all of her finals but has that gender studies course in the bag
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 09:47 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 21, 2017 09:47 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 09:47 AM (fDdVG)
The internet agrees.
http://military.wikia.com/wiki/Mexican_Naval_Infantry
Posted by: fluffy at April 21, 2017 09:47 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Sam Houston at April 21, 2017 09:47 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Excelsior 007 at April 21, 2017 09:47 AM (XirO5)
but conservatives are religious prudes, everybody knows that."
Just our cover story. Worked great didn'it ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at April 21, 2017 09:47 AM (KGH7Z)
Posted by: LASue at April 21, 2017 09:47 AM (CLKfs)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 21, 2017 09:47 AM (X8p7j)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 09:46 AM (HTdUD)
Facebook isn't controlled by the 1st Amendment. They can censor their product as much as they want.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 09:48 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 09:48 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Blood Engorged Glans at April 21, 2017 09:48 AM (gjBES)
Posted by: Sam Houston at April 21, 2017 09:47 AM (kTF2Z)
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Unpopluar movie opinion:
The Alama from the mid 00s is better than The Alamo with John Wayne.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 09:48 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 09:46 AM (HTdUD)
Facebook is not subject to the First Amendment.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 09:48 AM (8nWyX)
we had the Ace-led discussion about cismales taking a weening pride in
their performance, and how that intolerably enhances the imperialist
white supremacist capitalist cisheteropatriarchy?
[ . . . ]
Posted by: The Womyn's Health, Cats and Crafts Clinic of Brattleboro, VT at April 21, 2017 09:46 AM (DMUuz)
As in . . . I am proud of my weenie?
Crap, Mary. You missed burning your bra, help me out here and try burning your thesaurus instead!
Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2017 09:48 AM (ii4h0)
Can you cut and paste this to Facebook?
http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=335213
It's the link to the story in question
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 09:49 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2017 09:49 AM (ii4h0)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2017 09:49 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 09:46 AM (HTdUD)
Facebook is not subject to the First Amendment.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 09:48 AM (8nWyX)
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Unless you can call Facebook "Congress".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 09:49 AM (/prE6)
Jacques Rolla, a well-born bourgeois, has decided to spend his final night with the prostitute Marion, having squandered his fortune on a life of debauchery.
Point of order. Isn't "squandered his fortune on a life of debauchery" the whole reason one builds the fortune in the first place?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2017 09:49 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 09:49 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 21, 2017 09:49 AM (smD62)
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Rigor mortis.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2017 09:49 AM (lwiT4)
He'd have to hold it in that position for hours.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 09:50 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 21, 2017 09:50 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 21, 2017 09:50 AM (2qHjF)
-
Same with species identity. I'm feeling gorilla-ish today.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 21, 2017 09:50 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 21, 2017 09:49 AM (smD62)
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I answered your question at the end of the last thread, TP.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2017 09:50 AM (lwiT4)
Wrong movie, wrong drink... son, you're on the wrong side of an 0-2 count...
Heh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 09:51 AM (MINbv)
If they're not doing it now, you know they're going to do it soon.
Facebook and the First Amendment are about to do battle and the First Amendment is in for defeat.
It would have been worse with Hillary. If people don't get off that platform, I don't want to hear them complain about what happens.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 09:46 AM (HTdUD)
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If enough people deleted their accounts or stopped using Facebook all together, then that might send them a message but apparently that's a bridge too far for a lot of people.
Somewhat related, Mike Cernovich is talking about having a yuge free speech rally in front of Google headquarters. Say what you want about the guy but at least he's taking action and doing something unlike "totally true conservatives" such as Ben Shapiro or Glenn Beck whom in the latter case suck up to the leftist tech giants.
Posted by: Independent George at April 21, 2017 09:51 AM (BDZWU)
Lies the beautiful doxy he ravished
To bad she's a goat
And the room's a tugboat
An illusion brought on by strong hashish
Posted by: naturalfake at April 21, 2017 09:51 AM (9q7Dl)
http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=335213
It's the link to the story in question
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 09:49 AM (J+eG2)
Nope...same message
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 09:51 AM (KlI/a)
Posted by: Mark Zuckerberg at April 21, 2017 09:51 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 21, 2017 09:51 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 21, 2017 09:52 AM (H5rtT)
Three deans of some very prestigious colleges were gathered together and the topic of which school had the brightest and best students came up. Naturally, each dean proclaimed his school the winner. Unable to agree, it was decided to have a contest. Each school would send its best student and each would be given the same test.
The student from University A goes first. He enters the office where the three deans are seated. He is shown a picture of a woman lying naked, face down on the bed. Next to her is a man who could either be taking his clothes off or putting them on.
The deans ask: "What is the man's name?"
The student thinks and thinks. He then admits, "I don't know."
The student from University B comes in next. Same test, same picture, same question.
After some time, he also responds that he doesn't know the man's name.
Last comes the student from University C and the test is repeated.
After quite some time, the deans ask, "Well?"
"I'm not sure," the student says, "I know his first name, but I can't determine his last name."
"What?" respond the deans, somewhat surprised.
"Well, I know his first name is Willie. But I can't decide if his last name is Taylor or Turner."
*You can use any school, naming your alma mater as school C.
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 21, 2017 09:52 AM (ZQpd0)
Posted by: Javems at April 21, 2017 09:52 AM (yOqwj)
Wrong movie, wrong drink... son, you're on the wrong side of an 0-2 count...
Heh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 09:51 AM (MINbv)
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I stand by my unpopular opinions because they are the only correct opinions!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 09:52 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: Howard Dean at April 21, 2017 09:53 AM (0/kzk)
Posted by: LASue at April 21, 2017 09:53 AM (CLKfs)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 09:53 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 09:48 AM (rF0hx)
I have a feeling they really, really want to censor their product from 'wrongthink' - which they'll decide.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 09:53 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 09:54 AM (KlI/a)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 09:54 AM (rF0hx)
I have a feeling they really, really want to censor their product from 'wrongthink' - which they'll decide.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 09:53 AM (HTdUD)
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And it will increasingly become a liberal echo chamber, driving away conservatives who want to share anything political.
That's a good thing.
Facebook is an awful thing. The fewer of us who are on it the better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 09:54 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: Excelsior 007 at April 21, 2017 09:54 AM (XirO5)
You all want blood. I want Texas.
Posted by: Sam Houston
_______________________________
If you want blood,,, you got it!
Posted by: AC/DC at April 21, 2017 09:55 AM (HSmrB)
I do like it when an artist uses style to emphasize points beyond just the . . . I suppose it would be called the "narration" of the painting if it weren't strictly a visual thing.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2017 09:55 AM (ii4h0)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I have a feeling they really, really want to censor their product from 'wrongthink' - which they'll decide.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum
Welp, I just cut the Fb cord.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 09:55 AM (vZ0KM)
Posted by: Howard Dean at April 21, 2017 09:53 AM (0/kzk)
Come back on Monday.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 09:55 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 09:55 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Too Many Roads at April 21, 2017 09:55 AM (59Qfr)
Regular Assignation - a limerick
The dashing young lover named Zorro
Said "Parting is always sweet sorrow!"
He had earned his reward
So he re-sheathed his sword
"Are we on for the same time tomorrow?"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2017 09:56 AM (wPiJc)
The April The Giraffe webcam is scheduled to be turned off at 4:30PM EST today.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 09:33 AM (J+eG2)
I guess her ratings are in the tank after last weekend.
Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2017 09:56 AM (xjiRE)
The weasel zippers picture about the police force 420 warning is fantastic.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 09:56 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by:CharlieBrown'sDildoat April 21, 2017 09:48 AM (rF0hx)
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Google says the same thing. But Google says they want to be treated like a public utility. If that's the case they can't be manipulating algorithms to suit their political agenda. Also a lot of back and forth between Google, Facebook and the Deep State as well.
Posted by: Independent George at April 21, 2017 09:56 AM (BDZWU)
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2017 09:56 AM (c6/9Q)
I can't get mine to hold a crease til noon except for where it gets crumpled.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2017 09:56 AM (ii4h0)
Posted by: IP at April 21, 2017 09:57 AM (A/Djk)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 09:57 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2017 09:57 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 09:48 AM (rF0hx)
I have a feeling they really, really want to censor their product from 'wrongthink' - which they'll decide.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 09:53 AM (HTdUD)
You think? Earlier in the week Farcebook it announced its employees could take a day off to attend an anti-Trump rally. Suckerberg is the next gen Soros
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 09:58 AM (493sH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 09:58 AM (fDdVG)
Last one was when he was nearly 70!
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 09:58 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Excelsior 007 at April 21, 2017 09:58 AM (XirO5)
Had indulged in his hooker fixation
But the path he was on
Meant his money was gone
So he committed self-defenestration
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 09:58 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Dave at April 21, 2017 09:58 AM (P5fqQ)
In a hotel room delightfully lavish
Posted by: naturalfake at April 21, 2017 09:51 AM (9q7Dl)
*****
I had the same thought, but I couldn't convince myself the dude looked like a MacTavish.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2017 09:59 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 21, 2017 09:59 AM (ddrA7)
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 09:59 AM (Jcg9Q)
I had to laugh when I learned the Paris art authority barred this painting because it was immoral. Immoral in 1880s Paris? Yeah, right. Makes me wonder how many of those critical prigs got hard and embarrassed when judging it.
I'm sure there will be plenty of snarky remarks about this painting but I think it is serious and effective art.
Posted by: JTB at April 21, 2017 09:59 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 09:59 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 21, 2017 09:59 AM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2017 09:59 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 21, 2017 09:59 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 21, 2017 10:00 AM (7ZVPa)
There, FIFY.
And Tequila for all! Yay Texas!
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 09:40 AM
There is no better time then today to embrace The Power Of And:
Knowing that today is San Jacinto Day, however, is a signal of one's intelligence and Shiner Bock.
Since I couldn't decide which should take precedence, here is the alternate:
Knowing that today is San Jacinto Day, however, is a signal of Shiner Bock and one's intelligence.
The beauty of and is that, in this case, it doesn't matter! Yay Texas!!!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2017 10:00 AM (DMUuz)
RE: Second Empire: The Emperor was no stranger to hookers himself. The ladies called him " 'Plon 'Plon.' "
So, a certain irony if it was the Emperor's minion who banned the painting.
Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2017 10:00 AM (Rog7V)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 21, 2017 10:00 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at April 21, 2017 10:00 AM (2McRV)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 21, 2017 10:01 AM (ddrA7)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 21, 2017 10:01 AM (ddrA7)
123 i'd tail her then turn her.
Posted by: Excelsior 007
Bad idea. See previous thread for correct sequences.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 21, 2017 10:02 AM (H5rtT)
Honestly, I have to wonder if First Amendment challenges to social mediocracy sites are even the best way to put paid to the skullduggery there. Especially since the problem is the dominant position in their economic niche. Why, one might even call them...monopolies.
A body can dream, I suppose.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 21, 2017 10:02 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2017 10:02 AM (sCh2R)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 09:55 AM (vZ0KM)
As all decent people should.
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 10:02 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: You might be a redneck if.... at April 21, 2017 10:02 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2017 10:02 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2017 10:03 AM (Rog7V)
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Probably quantum mechanics.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 21, 2017 10:03 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 21, 2017 10:03 AM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Ruth Ruben at April 21, 2017 10:03 AM (a+QIw)
Honestly, I have to wonder if First Amendment challenges to social mediocracy sites are even the best way to put paid to the skullduggery there. Especially since the problem is the dominant position in their economic niche. Why, one might even call them...monopolies.
A body can dream, I suppose.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 21, 2017 10:02 AM (9krrF)
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A monopoly of what? Communication with other people? News consumption? Meme generation?
A monopoly charge could get sidetracked very quickly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:03 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 21, 2017 10:04 AM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 09:58 AM (fDdVG)
Fenelon, for fear of embarrassing you, she surely doesn't have what an ex-girlfriend used to call "that 70's porn-bush thing" going.
However, here is a small bit about brazilian waxing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JqooCJoVrs
Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2017 10:04 AM (ii4h0)
Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2017 10:00 AM (Rog7V)
I'll ask him to start doing that.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 10:04 AM (rF0hx)
Pour a mug of Shiner Bock. Pour a shot of tequila. Drop the shot into the Bock.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 21, 2017 10:04 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 21, 2017 10:05 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: You might be a redneck if.... at April 21, 2017 10:05 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2017 10:00 AM (Rog7V)
I'll ask him to start doing that.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 10:04 AM (rF0hx)
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Posted by: CBD at 09:35 AM
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE CBD ACTUALLY POSTS THE ART THREADS HIMSELF!
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at April 21, 2017 10:05 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 21, 2017 10:05 AM (ddrA7)
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2017 10:05 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Javems at April 21, 2017 10:05 AM (yOqwj)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 21, 2017 10:04 AM (zRZaJ)
Do you get quite a bit of business from Farcebook?
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 10:05 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: You might be a redneck if.... at April 21, 2017 10:02 AM (J+eG2)
Without the wrapped-in-the-comforter scramble to a long hot shower, the shame- and disgust-laden desultory goodbye, and pretending she's never met me the next day at work, I'm unable to connect with this art.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 10:05 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 21, 2017 10:06 AM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Javems at April 21, 2017 10:05 AM (yOqwj)
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"Tell me more..."
-Emma Watson
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:06 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Yeah, I know. I'd frankly rather go after the "information cartel" of clearly-coordinated media outlets, but that's a minefield an order of magnitude worse...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 21, 2017 10:06 AM (9krrF)
News flash
The french invented hair removal. Hard wood is not a recent invention
Us ladies have our ways
Posted by: ThunderB at April 21, 2017 10:06 AM (ddrA7)
Try this.
http://tinyurl.com/kq3uk5n
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 09:54 AM (rF0hx)
Nope. Same message.
I have a feeling they are blocking Weasel Zippers
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 10:07 AM (KlI/a)
190 She was shaved, as were most prostitutes, due to lice. They wore merkins to hid the fact. The merkins were made of, wait for it............. beaver fur.
Posted by: Javems at April 21, 2017 10:05 AM (yOqwj)
In the South they used squirrel. This is where we got the term squirrel covers.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 21, 2017 10:07 AM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 21, 2017 10:07 AM (H5rtT)
Oh, and on Professor Kryptonite - wouldn't that order for 14 bike locks - presumably to be distributed around his best masked buds - be evidence of the kind of 'intent' needed for an attempted murder charge?
Posted by: JEM at April 21, 2017 10:08 AM (TppKb)
Indeed.
*clicks on "Mitch Miller" The Yellow Rose of Texas*
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:08 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:08 AM (LMvQ5)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 21, 2017 10:08 AM (smD62)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2017 09:31 AM (lwiT4)
Oh come on! This is probably the best piece of the week!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 09:32 AM (rF0hx)
Happy little lampshades!!!!! No mistakes there
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2017 10:08 AM (voOPb)
Missouri School of Journalism professor emeritus George Kennedy suggests the National Rifle Association (NRA) is more dangerous than Islamic State.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 21, 2017 10:08 AM (Nwg0u)
In canceling a planned speech by conservative author Ann Coulter at the University of California, Berkeley, school officials made a startling admission Wednesday: They could not guarantee the safety of the controversial speaker or her crowd.
Actually, "could not" is wrong. Should read "chose not".
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 21, 2017 10:09 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: You might be a redneck if.... at April 21, 2017 10:09 AM (J+eG2)
Yall crab apples are jealous
Posted by: ThunderB at April 21, 2017 10:09 AM (ddrA7)
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Hitlers?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 10:09 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 10:10 AM (J+eG2)
Missouri School of Journalism professor emeritus George Kennedy suggests the National Rifle Association (NRA) is more dangerous than Islamic State.
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Too bad the NRA couldn't sue.
Could they?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 10:10 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: bluebell at April 21, 2017 10:10 AM (JiGH4)
In canceling a planned speech by conservative author Ann Coulter at the University of California, Berkeley, school officials made a startling admission Wednesday: They could not guarantee the safety of the controversial speaker or her crowd.
Actually, "could not" is wrong. Should read "chose not".
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 21, 2017 10:09 AM (BWL+E)
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Conservative firebrands are going to keep going to Berkeley just for the trolling.
I look forward to President Trump deciding to make a visit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:10 AM (/prE6)
The art critics at the time said it looked like a painting of a rotting corpse.
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 21, 2017 10:10 AM (X8p7j)
Try this.
http://tinyurl.com/kq3uk5n
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 09:54 AM (rF0hx)
Nope. Same message.
I have a feeling they are blocking Weasel Zippers
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 10:07 AM (KlI/a)
Oh FFS
Throw 'em in the GD loonybin.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2017 10:10 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 10:10 AM (KlI/a)
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2017 10:11 AM (c6/9Q)
presumably to be distributed around his best masked buds - be evidence
of the kind of 'intent' needed for an attempted murder charge?
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Evidence illegally obtained. Fruit of the poisonous tree. However, it does work as publicity against the creeps.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 21, 2017 10:11 AM (MIKMs)
At the rate things are going they can either choose to or someone else will do it, and they may not like the outcome.
Posted by: JEM at April 21, 2017 10:11 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Chris M at April 21, 2017 10:11 AM (eAZVt)
I look forward to President Trump deciding to make a visit.
"
I asked this on the earlier thread.
What would prevent PDT from federalizing the National Guard, ala JFK in Alabama in 1963?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 10:11 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 21, 2017 10:12 AM (zRZaJ)
As publicly disclosed, but that doesn't prevent the police from going back through his Amazon purchases independently with an appropriate warrant. The record will still be there.
Posted by: JEM at April 21, 2017 10:12 AM (TppKb)
What would prevent PDT from federalizing the National Guard, ala JFK in Alabama in 1963?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 10:11 AM (J+eG2)
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*receives email containing a pre-written opinion stopping Trump from doing anything*
-Random Federal Judge somewhere
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:12 AM (/prE6)
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Uh huh. We'll go with that.
Posted by: Jeff Bezos at April 21, 2017 10:13 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Blackrock at April 21, 2017 10:13 AM (9IC6F)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 10:10 AM (KlI/a)
How do i do that?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 10:14 AM (rF0hx)
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Too bad the NRA couldn't sue.
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Maybe the NRA will release poison gas.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 21, 2017 10:14 AM (Nwg0u)
I look forward to President Trump deciding to make a visit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:10 AM (/prE6)
Ann was on the Rich Zeoli Show out of Philly yesterday, and he half-jokingly asked if she needed any extra muscle out in Berkeley. She said yes, all she can get, so he & his crew will be broadcasting live at her speech in Berkeley. Maybe they'll get in a riot, maybe they'll get arrested - stay tuned
Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 10:14 AM (7HtZB)
*****
You're a Great Fur Merkin! - a limerick
That despicable Mister Ward Cleaver
He shouldn't just love her and leave her
He abandoned poor June
In a terrible swoon
Seems he'd been awfully rough on the Beaver
Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2017 10:14 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 21, 2017 10:15 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:08 AM (LMvQ5)
Thanks for posting this painting, btw. Much better than some of the other stuff lately.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 10:15 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 10:14 AM (rF0hx)
By going to the post in Weasel Zippers and hitting the FB button on the bottom of the post...Then it should post directly picture and all. But all of a sudden I am unable to do that from Weasel Zippers
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 10:15 AM (KlI/a)
I look forward to President Trump deciding to make a visit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:10 AM (/prE6)
Ann was on the Rich Zeoli Show out of Philly yesterday, and he half-jokingly asked if she needed any extra muscle out in Berkeley. She said yes, all she can get, so he & his crew will be broadcasting live at her speech in Berkeley. Maybe they'll get in a riot, maybe they'll get arrested - stay tuned
Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 10:14 AM (7HtZB)
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I have to wonder what the local Berkeley residents are thinking.
I can imagine two reactions (which are not necessarily mutually exclusive):
1) Why won't those conservatives stop inciting hatred?
and
2) Why are young people so violent?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:16 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: Eli Cash at April 21, 2017 10:17 AM (a+WIL)
Posted by: bluebell at April 21, 2017 10:17 AM (JiGH4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 21, 2017 10:17 AM (Nwg0u)
No such thing as fruit of the poisonous tree.
If anchor babies are able to profit from their parent's illegal acts, FotPT is a dead letter concept.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 10:17 AM (vZ0KM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2017 10:15 AM (KlI/a)
Ah....I see. It doesn't work for me either.
Pricks.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 10:17 AM (rF0hx)
Supposedly Mexico uses the infanteria naval because they are said to be less corrupt and not so much in the pocket of the cartels as is the army. And I think the Zetas were started by a group of Mexican Army special forces guys.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 21, 2017 10:18 AM (kcopK)
Posted by: Max Power at April 21, 2017 10:18 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Eli Cash at April 21, 2017 10:18 AM (a+WIL)
Exactly.
Name one other scenario in which Berkley would say this (OK, other than Pamela Gellar or a muhammed cartoonist is visiting).
If the Shah of Iran or Edward Snowden offered to visit they'd be johnny-on-the-spot with security.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 10:18 AM (NOIQH)
I dunno. "Fat Old Dude On A White Ottoman" was pretty awesome.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2017 10:19 AM (JZdsf)
In canceling a planned speech by conservative author Ann Coulter at the University of California, Berkeley, school officials made a startling admission Wednesday: They could not guarantee the safety of the controversial speaker or her crowd.
Actually, "could not" is wrong. Should read "chose not".
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 21, 2017 10:09 AM (BWL+E)
In an evening thread yesterday, I believe it was zombie who posted that the Berkeley cops coordinate with the "protesters" even asking them who wants to be symbolically arrested. Reports of the police chief meeting with them. The Berkeley cops seem one step below useless
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 10:19 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Max Power at April 21, 2017 10:18 AM (QCc6B)
Well, it would only be civil to help out by flagging all of the fake news you see, no?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 10:20 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: bluebell at April 21, 2017 10:17 AM (JiGH4)
A fine piece of work, as a matter of fact, he broke the mold.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2017 10:20 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 10:19 AM (493sH)
And have been since at least the 1980s.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 10:20 AM (rF0hx)
Ooh, that's good!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 10:21 AM (NOIQH)
That uppity Coulter persists just a little too much. Don't look for her to get a chapter in Princess Chelsea's idiot book.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2017 10:22 AM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 21, 2017 10:22 AM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2017 10:23 AM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Independent George at April 21, 2017 09:56 AM (BDZWU)
Right. And if FB were run by a conservative guy and it was the liberal sites that tended to get censored, it would get dragged into court and when FB lawyers argue that FB is a private enterprise and thus not under any 1st Amendment restrictions, some liberal judge would declare FB to be some sort of de facto "public utility".
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:23 AM (LMvQ5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2017 10:23 AM (IqV8l)
I think some of it grew back though.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 21, 2017 10:23 AM (eytER)
The Mexican Air Force is also still subordinate to the Army, IIRC, like the USAAF was until 1947.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 09:45 AM (8nWyX)
Rather like the Red Chinese and their navy, which is known as the People's Liberation Army Navy.
Seriously.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2017 10:23 AM (XWkhW)
Heading out to the used book store. Heaven help our budget.
Posted by: JTB at April 21, 2017 10:23 AM (V+03K)
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Actually, the Berkley police are collaborating with the leftists/ antifa against conservatives and free speech.
Someone like Jeff Sessions should look into that.
Posted by: shibumi at April 21, 2017 10:23 AM (FkAXz)
Posted by: bluebell at April 21, 2017 10:10 AM (JiGH4)
Or the beginning of "Debauchery Month..."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 10:23 AM (rF0hx)
Exactly.
Name one other scenario in which Berkley would say this (OK, other than Pamela Gellar or a muhammed cartoonist is visiting).
Sarah Palin.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 10:24 AM (vZ0KM)
Posted by: bluebell at April 21, 2017 10:24 AM (JiGH4)
259 It's the end of Debauchery Week, anyway.
Posted by: bluebell at April 21, 2017 10:10 AM (JiGH4)
Or the beginning of "Debauchery Month..."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 10:23 AM (rF0hx)
Or "Run up to Memorial Day ONT"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2017 10:25 AM (XWkhW)
Mostly, but the pic is missing the spanx, the colostomy bag and the Makita sander.
Posted by: Huma Abedin Edmund Rodham Wiener at April 21, 2017 10:25 AM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 21, 2017 10:25 AM (kcopK)
Seriously.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2017 10:23 AM (XWkhW)
I always like to think that if the Chinese Marines (or Naval Infantry or whatever) had an organic air wing with airborne troops, they'd be the People's Liberation Army Navy Army Air Force Army.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 10:26 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: That guy in the painting at April 21, 2017 10:26 AM (8b+oT)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 10:19 AM (493sH)
I've been harassing Jesse Arreguin, Berkeley's incompetent fraud of a mayor, on Twitter all week, asking him what time during the Easter weekend riot did he order the police to stand down.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:26 AM (LMvQ5)
Who says she's sleeping? She could be just lounging right after waking up and stretching. That would explain the posture.
"mmmm, good morning, dear."
"Now, I will kill myself..."
"mmmm, that's nice, drama boy. Just make sure you leave my money on the dresser."
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 21, 2017 10:26 AM (s7vJs)
Posted by: Paulo at April 21, 2017 10:27 AM (5Ad9s)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 10:27 AM (J+eG2)
mayor, on Twitter all week, asking him what time during the Easter
weekend riot did he order the police to stand down.
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Good for you OregonMuse!
Posted by: shibumi at April 21, 2017 10:28 AM (FkAXz)
Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2017 10:28 AM (r/0kC)
******
A limericist noble and bold
His parents (or so I am told)
Made him, fuzzy and dusty
Green, slimy and musty
'Twere better if they'd thrown 'way the mold.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2017 10:28 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2017 10:28 AM (Rog7V)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 10:19 AM (493sH)
They aren't cops. They're pigs.
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 10:29 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:29 AM (IESRt)
Posted by: Prince Charles at April 21, 2017 10:29 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:08 AM (MINbv)
Stan Freberg version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUHlnODNr10
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 21, 2017 10:29 AM (TPimP)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 10:19 AM (493sH)
They aren't cops. They're pigs.
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 10:29 AM (Jcg9Q)
How dare you besmirch our heroes in blue! Shame! Shame upon you!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 10:30 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 21, 2017 10:30 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Prince Charles
THAT was the moment Paolo KNEW he was good.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 10:30 AM (vZ0KM)
Seriously.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2017 10:23 AM (XWkhW)
Their Army-Navy game must be real confusing.
Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 10:30 AM (7HtZB)
That auto-cucumber does have a sense of humor, yes?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 10:31 AM (J+eG2)
http://tinyurl.com/l5cfp89
Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2017 10:31 AM (r/0kC)
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Im in a public place, and it's already bad enough that that thing at the top flashes by every time i refresh, but now I'm trying hard not to laugh and it's not going well.
Posted by: bluebell at April 21, 2017 10:31 AM (JiGH4)
That auto-cucumber does have a sense of humor, yes?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2017 10:31 AM (J+eG2)
One thong leads to another.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 10:31 AM (0mRoj)
1. Conservative gets invited to speak at Berkeley.
2. Conservative gets threatened by antifa.
3. Berkeley says the conservative needs to pay for more security.
4. Berkeley police do nothing to protect conservatives from violent mob.
Textbook case of coordinated racketeering.
Posted by: Dang at April 21, 2017 10:32 AM (8b+oT)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:08 AM (LMvQ5)
Thanks for posting this painting, btw. Much better than some of the other stuff lately.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 10:15 AM (HTdUD)
No problem. Glad I could do it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:32 AM (LMvQ5)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:32 AM (IESRt)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:26 AM (LMvQ5)
A POS liberal mayor is one thing but collusion between the police and commie scum tells me that department is thoroughly rotten and those cops will not do their jobs even if someone's life is endangered because they support the commie scum. They need to lose their jobs and pensions.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 10:32 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 21, 2017 10:32 AM (eytER)
http://tinyurl.com/mt3ex3o
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 10:32 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Millenials Everywhere at April 21, 2017 10:33 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Max Power at April 21, 2017 09:31 AM (QCc6B)
Didn't read any other comments yet, so: Walter Sickert, posited as the Ripper by Patricia Cornwell.
There is no case and Cornwell is a raving lunatic.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2017 10:33 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 10:31 AM (0mRoj)
Why don't they do what they say, say what they mean....
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 10:33 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:33 AM (IESRt)
A POS liberal mayor is one thing but collusion between the police and commie scum tells me that department is thoroughly rotten and those cops will not do their jobs even if someone's life is endangered because they support the commie scum. They need to lose their jobs and pensions.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 10:32 AM (493sH)
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Well, it's what True Blue Berkeley wants.
If it ends up with a lot of property destruction over the next few years, then that's their mess to deal with.
The rest of us and sit back and laugh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:33 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:34 AM (IESRt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 09:58 AM (fDdVG)
In which Fenelon serves as my Muse (due to her comment, you pervs)-
Tis morning her pussy lies covered
Having been thoroughly petted and lovered
Hid from our prying eyes
Is one last surprised
Of spirochetes yet undiscovered
I denounce myself.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 21, 2017 10:34 AM (9q7Dl)
One thong leads to another.
Great song by...?
a) Cheap Trick
b) The Knack
c) The Police
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:33 AM (IESRt)
Sisqo.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 10:35 AM (0mRoj)
That song that goes "Say, say, say....."
is a song by??
a) Phil Collins
b) Thompson Twins
c) someone else
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:35 AM (IESRt)
Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 10:35 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Independent George at April 21, 2017 10:35 AM (BDZWU)
used to paint naked ladies for Playboy. He was an illustrator not a
painter, really.\
Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2017 10:28 AM (Rog7V)
So was Gil Elvgren, Alphonse Mucha, Norman Rockwell, Robert W. Chambers and for that matter, Bill Mauldin.
Shoot, so was Hokusai.
Unless you are talking about "installations" that use construction waste and whale poop as elements, the divide between art and illustration is artificial, and based mostly on envy.
As far as I am concerned
Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2017 10:35 AM (ii4h0)
Posted by: Independent George at April 21, 2017 10:35 AM (BDZWU)
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Small, and unimportant, point of clarification:
YouTube is part of Google.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:36 AM (/prE6)
http://tinyurl.com/l5cfp89
Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2017 10:31 AM (r/0kC)
Coming soon to a retirement home near you - CSN&Y!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 10:36 AM (493sH)
Great song by...?
a) Cheap Trick
b) The Knack
c) The Police
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:33 AM (IESRt)
I thought 'One Thing Leads to Another' was by The Fixx.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:36 AM (LMvQ5)
2. Conservative gets threatened by antifa.
3. Berkeley says the conservative needs to pay for more security.
4. Berkeley police do nothing to protect conservatives from violent mob.
Textbook case of coordinated racketeering.
Posted by: Dang
Sounds like AG Sessions needs to hit them with a 'consent decree' to force them to do their jobs. Bring a hundred gov't lawyers on their ass. Investigate training methods, hiring methods, male/female ratios, etc.
I thought he'd be a fighter. Not seeing it. Yet.
Posted by: Millenials Everywhere at April 21, 2017 10:36 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:37 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 10:36 AM (493sH)
There's some bad metamucil going around. Watch out for the brown metamucil, man!
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:37 AM (LMvQ5)
Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at April 21, 2017 10:38 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Millenials Everywhere at April 21, 2017 10:38 AM (HTdUD)
******
We Need A Different Name For Them - a limerick
Their wits are much duller than sharper
The 'antifa' punks who got scarpered
They took to the field
With their trashcan lid shields
I call them the "Black Hoodie LARPers"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2017 10:38 AM (wPiJc)
Ah, no.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:38 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:38 AM (IESRt)
used to paint naked ladies for Playboy.
HACK?
His power to inspire and challenge with his art was unparalleled!
Posted by: Every Teenaged Boy Locked in the Bathroom for Hours in the 70s at April 21, 2017 10:38 AM (JZdsf)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:37 AM (/prE6)
Been a while, but wasn't she planning a vacation or something?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 10:39 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:39 AM (MINbv)
Ah, no.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:38 AM (MINbv)
Oh hell no. It's just mostly another waste of time.
Although I do think Gotcha the Cockatoo is really cute.
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 10:39 AM (Jcg9Q)
Call me when Peter, Paul and Mary reunite - it'll make for an excellent PBS fundraiser!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 10:39 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 10:40 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:37 AM (/prE6)
Been a while, but wasn't she planning a vacation or something?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 10:39 AM (8nWyX)
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Must have missed that.
I was just curious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:40 AM (/prE6)
Very forgettable band.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:38 AM (IESRt)
Well, you know, I can see how you could forget them, after all one thing does lead to another.
I'll let myself out.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 21, 2017 10:40 AM (mf5HN)
There's a list that has been floating around on Gab of alternatives. I think vid.me is the one they list as the youtube alternative.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 21, 2017 10:40 AM (uiwCw)
BluTube, but first...
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 10:41 AM (vZ0KM)
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But this time it'll be Suite: Judy Black Eyes
I am yours, you are mine, you are what you are
I'll punch you hard
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 21, 2017 10:41 AM (Nwg0u)
Come on, if you put Cheap Trick, The Knack, The Fixx, and INXS all in a bag and shook them up, they'd all come out the same.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:41 AM (IESRt)
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/20/dnc-unity-rally-heath-mello-anti-abortion-237403
The Democratic Party is going to eat itself unless it changes course, but I'm betting on the part that's doing the eating to win out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:42 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 10:42 AM (fDdVG)
I was just curious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:40 AM (/prE6)
Well, I could be wrong, too. I just seem to recall that she was planning a few weeks away.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 10:42 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2017 10:42 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 21, 2017 10:42 AM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:43 AM (MINbv)
♪ Puff the magic dragon...
Yeah. Off my lawn.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 10:43 AM (vZ0KM)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2017 10:42 AM (wPiJc)
Heart attack while jogging. Irony of ironies.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 10:43 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 10:43 AM (HTdUD)
If you made them into a Scrabble hand you would never get rid on the excess Xs.
Posted by: fluffy at April 21, 2017 10:44 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:44 AM (IESRt)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 10:44 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2017 10:44 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2017 10:42 AM (wPiJc)
The Fixx went broke.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:44 AM (LMvQ5)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:32 AM (LMvQ5)
So what do we have to look forward to next week on the Art Thread?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2017 10:45 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:46 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:46 AM (IESRt)
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Anyone ever watch "Who the BLEEP Did I Marry?" on Investigation Discovery?
There was an episode where there were two married FBI agents who Cornwell interviewed for a book she was writing. The wife of the couple started having a lesbian affair with Patricia Cornwell. The husband snapped and killed the wife.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 10:46 AM (vg8iE)
used to paint naked ladies for Playboy.
HACK?
His power to inspire and challenge with his art was unparalleled!
Posted by: Every Teenaged Boy Locked in the Bathroom for Hours in the 70s at April 21, 2017 10:38 AM (JZdsf)
Vargas was a good illustrator. That's all he was. But he was perfect for Playboy at the time.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2017 10:46 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 21, 2017 10:47 AM (X8p7j)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Tough call. They display copyrighted content for free - which weakens the legitimate pornographic industry. They are powered by misleading advertisements promising amazing gains in male genitalia.
Not sure how that aligns politically.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 10:47 AM (HTdUD)
Ah yes. Euell Gibbons syndrome...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:46 AM (MINbv)
Most parts of dirt are edible. Allow me to demonstrate. [Thud]
Posted by: Euell Gibbons at April 21, 2017 10:47 AM (RD7QR)
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Aretha Franklin! Wait, that's "chain chain chain", never mind
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2017 10:47 AM (c6/9Q)
Ah yes. Euell Gibbons syndrome...
Choked on a pine cone.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 10:47 AM (vZ0KM)
Ah, no.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:38 AM (MINbv)
Oh hell no. It's just mostly another waste of time.
Although I do think Gotcha the Cockatoo is really cute.
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 10:39 AM (Jcg9Q)
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Okay maybe it's not the case for a lot of you. But for a lot of millennials and generation z it is. And guess who's being demonetized and being blocked from being seen in restricted mode? It's people like Paul Joseph Watson, Steven Crowder, and Lauren Southern. It's not the Young Turks.
A lot of those young people watch a guy called PewDiePie, who has over 50 million subscribers. Maybe you're asking what is so important about a guy whose videos mostly involve him playing video games and doing comedy? It's important because the WSJ tried to take him down and brand him a white supremacist and Neo-Nazi. It backfired on them big league. You know what a lot of his subscribers started thinking? That the mainstream media are a bunch of liars, which they are. They were red pilled. It's about the culture people. I remember some guy named Andrew Breitbart going on about quite a bit.
Posted by: Independent George at April 21, 2017 10:47 AM (BDZWU)
Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 10:47 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:48 AM (MINbv)
Wait. Misleading?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2017 10:48 AM (JZdsf)
Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2017 10:49 AM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 21, 2017 10:49 AM (Nwg0u)
Not sure how that aligns politically.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum
Well, the dems ARE big dicks...
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 10:49 AM (vZ0KM)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 10:39 AM (NOIQH)
Or PBS can just show the same concert from 20 years ago over and over and over and over again and still blather on about sending in money to keep quality programming like that on the air.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 10:49 AM (493sH)
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Wow! I've had amazing gains in male genitalia too!! Billions and billions served!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 21, 2017 10:50 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Roy at April 21, 2017 10:50 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:42 AM (/prE6)
Talk about a misleading label. Here's the Democratic "anti-abortion" candidate
But Mello's sponsorship of a 2009 state Senate bill to require women be informed of their right to request a fetal ultrasound before obtaining an abortion prompted a leading abortion-rights group to slam the DNC for elevating him.
You can be fully 100% in favor of abortion-until-the-9th-month-for-any-reason and still support the bill as described. The DNC's kook base is freaking out over a big nothing and the headline writer should be reassigned to scrubbing floors.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:50 AM (LMvQ5)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 10:51 AM (vZ0KM)
I thought he'd be a fighter. Not seeing it. Yet.
Of course he's a fighter! Why, he's even gone so far as to "consider" designating MS-13 as a terrorist organization. That takes balls of steel right there!
/s
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2017 10:51 AM (X6fMO)
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OMG. So true.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 10:51 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 10:47 AM (7HtZB)
so is a courtesan, so - an artist then ? or,, is an illustrator a courtesan by another name ?? hmmm
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2017 10:51 AM (c6/9Q)
Next up, Ken Burns!
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:51 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 21, 2017 10:51 AM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
FIFY
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 10:52 AM (vZ0KM)
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Bought a baby board book of Puff. Hilarity ensued at the baby shower for showing my age.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 21, 2017 10:52 AM (MIKMs)
so who does the "say say say" song?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:44 AM (IESRt)
Paul McCartney.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2017 10:52 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2017 10:52 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:51 AM (MINbv)
And for just $250 you can own the DVD set of this program which you can buy anywhere else for $15.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2017 10:53 AM (493sH)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 10:43 AM (HTdUD)
I think it's the other way 'round.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 10:53 AM (0mRoj)
But Mello's sponsorship of a 2009 state Senate bill to require women be informed of their right to request a fetal ultrasound before obtaining an abortion prompted a leading abortion-rights group to slam the DNC for elevating him.
You can be fully 100% in favor of abortion-until-the-9th-month-for-any-reason and still support the bill as described. The DNC's kook base is freaking out over a big nothing and the headline writer should be reassigned to scrubbing floors.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:50 AM (LMvQ5)
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I know. That's the kicker.
She wasn't screaming for the end of abortion in all cases including rape and incest. She support some mild ultrasound bill 8 YEARS AGO.
It's hilarious. And insane. But mostly hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:53 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 21, 2017 10:53 AM (RD7QR)
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Or watch on Netflix....or just Kodi the damn thing.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 10:53 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 21, 2017 10:51 AM (zRZaJ)
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I believe the style guide says that Moron (capitalized) indicates good ones and moron (not capitalized) indicates bad ones.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:54 AM (/prE6)
Grape nuts...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:48 AM (MINbv)
Same same.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2017 10:54 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2017 10:55 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2017 10:55 AM (YgAuc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
yes, pornography is no longer the bastion of conservatism that it used to be.
Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 10:56 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
yes, pornography is no longer the bastion of conservatism that it used to be.
Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 10:56 AM (7HtZB)
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Ah, for the days when Milton Friedman and William F. Buckley Jr. would come together to co-direct pornographic films...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:57 AM (/prE6)
Really? Thought pine nuts tasted better than grape, er, what?
wait, there's a joke there somewhere...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:57 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Killerdog at April 21, 2017 10:57 AM (8mYH1)
Yes, and it was in response to a WSJ article that faked/photoshopped a graphic depicting a Starbucks (IIRC) ad prior to some Nazi-type video. They claimed it was a thing and scared YouTube advertisers into demanding this be stopped NOW. Fake news to get real result.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 10:57 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 10:53 AM (vg8iE)
What's Kodi?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 10:57 AM (LMvQ5)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 21, 2017 10:58 AM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: bluebell at April 21, 2017 10:58 AM (JiGH4)
With the wife working during the day, we're doing our first lunch date in forever.
BBL.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:58 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
yes, pornography is no longer the bastion of conservatism that it used to be.
Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 10:56 AM (7HtZB)
Burke had a great idea for putting up a site name Ye Olde Bounteous Bums but they hadn't invented HTML yet. Tragic, really.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 21, 2017 10:58 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 10:59 AM (MINbv)
PBS sucks donkey balls.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2017 10:59 AM (sCh2R)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 21, 2017 10:59 AM (IPq0w)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 11:00 AM (fDdVG)
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Ever hear of a Firestick being "jailbroken" or "cracked?" Kodi is the file sharing system that is installed on them. It's like a second generation torrent download. In the past, one would have to find a torrent aggregate site then download the file via LimeWire or something else like that.
Kodi integrates all that and you can just stream the item immediately rather than downloading.
Illegal and I would NEVER encourage such behavior.....
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 11:00 AM (vg8iE)
It's all a crapshoot.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2017 11:00 AM (7uYFy)
"Rode hard and put away wet."
It's like I don't even know you people any more.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2017 11:01 AM (YgAuc)
Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 10:56 AM (7HtZB)
I never thought it was a bastion of conservatism.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 11:01 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 09:47 AM (fDdVG)
Maxime is wearing it on his lip.
Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at April 21, 2017 11:01 AM (5JlYa)
Or PBS can just show the same concert from 20 years ago over and over
and over and over again and still blather on about sending in money to
keep quality programming like that on the air."
They do that, which is why I joked about it.
Seriously, saw it on the most recent PBS fundraiser within the last few months - freakin' Peter, Paul land Mary concerts. Made me wonder who they think their audience is. Maybe PBS is transitioning into lobbying hippies to put PBS in their will?!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 11:01 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 11:00 AM (fDdVG)
I thought he ate a poison mushroom.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2017 11:01 AM (7uYFy)
It's the hypocrisy part that burns people.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 11:02 AM (vZ0KM)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004
An operating system for android type devices. It can be mounted on computer, Amazon Fire Stick, etc. Formerly known as X Box O/S or XBMS I believe.
Open source content, in effect. Some materials available are of questionable legality. Some are perfectly legal. Some extremely esoteric content.
It's very nice to have.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 11:02 AM (HTdUD)
"Rode hard and put away wet."
It's like I don't even know you people any more.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2017 11:01 AM (YgAuc)
See #361
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2017 11:03 AM (8nWyX)
Happy birthday, ma'am, and God bless you.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2017 11:03 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2017 11:03 AM (ZO497)
Happy birthday, ma'am, and God bless you.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
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God save the Queen.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2017 11:03 AM (ZO497)
Brian Eno has his latest album of ambient music "Reflections" released as an app for iPhone.
"Reflections is one of those deals where he sets up a series of loops that change over time and interest with one another, so that the music is constantly changing.
For a CD, he just picks out a section he particularly likes.
On the app, the "position" of the loops is constantly changing so that you never quite hear the same thing twice.
So, if you're a fan, you might check it out.
The downside?
The app costs $30.99
Posted by: naturalfake at April 21, 2017 11:03 AM (NyJwR)
Can't believe no one said Rode Wet And Put Away Hard yet.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 11:04 AM (IESRt)
Wouldn't doubt it. Not since Big Bird went HBO. What's left?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 11:04 AM (vZ0KM)
Ric Steve telling me how great Cuba and commie Vietnam are.
Yup.
We have two PBS stations - one does all the oldy, moldy stuff like that, and the other runs radical progressive stuff, like "Loose Change" every 24 hours and glowing documentaries on La Raza and its founders.
Neither of these stations deserve public funding.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 11:04 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2017 11:04 AM (7uYFy)
Yeah, yeah. Take all the fun out of it, will ya. Next you'll tell us that Cass didn't choke on a ham sammich...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 11:04 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2017 11:05 AM (IqV8l)
Can't believe no one said Rode Wet And Put Away Hard yet.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45
Just look at one of those ads on Pornhub.
Posted by: Roy at April 21, 2017 11:05 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 21, 2017 11:05 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Lauren at April 21, 2017 11:05 AM (xlViv)
Posted by: Anon a mouse.
I thought it was a ham.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 11:05 AM (vZ0KM)
Illegal and I would NEVER encourage such behavior.....
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 11:00 AM (vg8iE)
I know you wouldn't. This blog has high moral standards. But thanks for the info.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 11:06 AM (LMvQ5)
Posted by: Anon a mouse.
I thought it was a ham.
Posted by: rickb223
It was a live chicken.
Posted by: Roy at April 21, 2017 11:06 AM (7n4KQ)
With the wife working during the day, we're doing our first lunch date in forever.
BBL.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 21, 2017 10:58 AM (/prE6)
Does your wife know about her?
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 11:06 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 21, 2017 11:06 AM (Nwg0u)
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Did it ever come out who the father of her daughter(?) was? I remember years ago watching something about her and it saying she never disclosed who the father of the child was.
Not that many people knew she even had a child.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 11:06 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Killerdog at April 21, 2017 11:07 AM (8mYH1)
Posted by: Buddy Love at April 21, 2017 11:07 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 11:04 AM (MINbv)
She actually didn't. It was a roast beef sammich.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 11:07 AM (LMvQ5)
Posted by: bicentennialguy
She hid her pregnancy well.
Posted by: Roy at April 21, 2017 11:07 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2017 11:08 AM (YgAuc)
Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 10:56 AM (7HtZB)
I never thought it was a bastion of conservatism.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 11:01 AM (fDdVG)
LMAO.
Fen, my dear, turn your sarcasm meter on.
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 21, 2017 11:08 AM (Jcg9Q)
The funny thing about Kodi is that I installed it probably two years ago on an Amazon Fire Stick. It involves an hour or so work. But you had to have a 'work-around' icon to display it on a menu bar.
In a perfect example of how we're being spied upon constantly, suddenly about six months back a special Kodi icon appeared on my display. So I use that now. Somehow they knew I was using it.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 11:08 AM (HTdUD)
Not that many people knew she even had a child.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 11:06 AM (vg8iE)
She had several-
usually slathered with BBQ sauce.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 21, 2017 11:08 AM (NyJwR)
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Because otherwise King Charles the Horseface.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 21, 2017 11:06 AM (Nwg0u)
I've been praying for quite some time that they bypass Charles in the succession and go straight to William.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 21, 2017 11:09 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 21, 2017 11:09 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: bicentennialguy
I wonder how many people know that Roman Polanski had a child.
Posted by: Roy at April 21, 2017 11:10 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 21, 2017 11:09 AM
I know, because with his genes, King Charles will be King until 2050....
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2017 11:10 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 11:11 AM (fDdVG)
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The old, slutty, alcoholic, lying Widow Monahan would praise entrapment of Roger Ailes? Why, what's this world coming to?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 11:11 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Roy at April 21, 2017
ISWYDT
Posted by: Sharkman at April 21, 2017 11:12 AM (YgAuc)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 21, 2017 11:09 AM (0O7c5)
But there was a chunk of Polish sausage lodged in her aorta.
Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2017 11:12 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum
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There is nothing that we do not know.
Posted by: Bob at NSA at April 21, 2017 11:12 AM (ZO497)
I think I'll turn my "Goodbye" meter on until something better comes up. Jokes about Mama Cass are so 1960s.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2017 11:12 AM (fDdVG)
Sheesh. How many more wet blankets can we come up with?
So Karen C couldn't have been saved by a ham sammich?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 11:12 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 21, 2017 11:13 AM (X8p7j)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 11:14 AM (MINbv)
:::casually hides his Rumpole of the Bailey action figures:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 21, 2017 11:14 AM (7S8go)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 21, 2017 11:15 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 21, 2017 11:09 AM
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I'm thinking the Queen may have a clause in her will calling for a hit on Charles and what's-her-name.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2017 11:15 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 11:15 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 21, 2017 11:00 AM (vg8iE)
I know you wouldn't. This blog has high moral standards. But thanks for the info.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004
Not everything you would use Kodi for is illegal - far from it. I can use it to access Amazon, Hulu, Netflix, ESPN, and a raft of legitimate stuff that one would pay for. You still have to pay those providers for access.
But there are ways - or so I've heard - to access channels or websites that the BIG NAMES like Amazon or Apple are not going to present as options*. So I like that freedom.
*Cough PornHub Cough*
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 21, 2017 11:15 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 21, 2017 11:09 AM (RD7QR)
I wouldn't mind the thought of Charles III so much if England wasn't infested with the disease of islam.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2017 11:15 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 21, 2017 11:15 AM (Nwg0u)
OTIS! MY MAN!!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2017 11:16 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 21, 2017 11:16 AM (MINbv)
She plays the French princess on "Viking." What do I win?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2017 11:16 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2017 11:17 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2017 11:15 AM (ZO497)
Ohhhh! I can take care of that for ya Queenie.
Posted by: Paulie Walnuts at April 21, 2017 11:17 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: The Borg Community at April 21, 2017 11:17 AM (EX4Wr)
I thought he was lodged somewhere else?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 11:17 AM (vZ0KM)
Her mother is only 11 years older than her.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 11:18 AM (vZ0KM)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 21, 2017 11:19 AM (jjaLl)
I believe, because of divorcing Diana, he is bypassed.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2017 11:20 AM (vZ0KM)
Posted by: Mackenzie Phillips at April 21, 2017 11:20 AM (57R5r)
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at April 21, 2017 11:21 AM (bc2Lc)
Seabiscuit
Posted by: tu3031 at April 21, 2017 11:21 AM (qJhUV)
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That must have been a very difficult delivery.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 21, 2017 11:21 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: phoenixgirl
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But her mouth? One 6" meatball sub, three 6 ounce bags of potato chips, two pints of Neapolitan sherbet, one sleeve (unwrapped) Girl Scout Thin Mints and assorted "loose" candies (Bridge mix, MMs, Raisinets, Razzles and Whoppers).
Posted by: Dang at April 21, 2017 11:21 AM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Pendejo at April 21, 2017 11:21 AM (yKJ+U)
Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at April 21, 2017 11:22 AM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Paulie Walnuts at April 21, 2017 11:23 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 21, 2017 11:23 AM (LMvQ5)
If Mama Cass had shared her sammich with Karen Carpenter they'd both be alive today.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 21, 2017 11:24 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 21, 2017 11:09 AM
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Well there are rumors that part of the deal that Chuckie struck to marry Camilla was that he'd refuse the trone when Liz dies...
If so, good for the UK. William is made of sterner stuff than his old man.
Harry would be more intimidating though. He'd be the first monarch an a long ass time who'd seen frontline combat.
Posted by: Jackal at April 21, 2017 11:28 AM (aIuRZ)
That song that goes "Say, say, say....."
is a song by??
a) Phil Collins
b) Thompson Twins
c) someone else
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 21, 2017 10:35 AM (IESRt)
Definitely someone else. Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson.
The video was cute, though.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at April 21, 2017 11:36 AM (17QyB)
Posted by: happyfeet at April 21, 2017 11:41 AM (mLfQi)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2017 11:43 AM (KeRkT)
Posted by: Barak O at April 21, 2017 11:51 AM (Fmupd)
That will happen when you have cheese fries in your coronary arteries.
Posted by: Dr. Quincy at April 21, 2017 11:58 AM (uN4Ye)
Posted by: Paladin at April 21, 2017 12:10 PM (YNPwP)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 21, 2017 12:12 PM (1hM1d)
I was thinking of suggesting that she might be dead. Having your leg dangle off the bed like that seems unpleasant.
*
*
It's cooler. This is before air conditioning!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2017 12:25 PM (5FoR7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2017 12:28 PM (39g3+)
Probably not, it is supposed to be in Paris, but what they didn't say, it was Paris, Kentucky.
Posted by: Meryl Streep for Roman Polanski at April 21, 2017 12:36 PM (uN4Ye)
Posted by: Dr. Dao Jones at April 21, 2017 12:43 PM (vRcUp)
because of the marvelous brushwork on the lamp and the dress.
No doubt it's the dress and the lamp that captivate. That's where my eye jumped to upon first viewing.
Posted by: A.C. Clark at April 21, 2017 01:11 PM (cfjq1)
Posted by: Unleash the Hounds at April 21, 2017 01:49 PM (uKJIC)
Posted by: wth at April 21, 2017 02:54 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: wth at April 21, 2017 02:55 PM (HgMAr)
Why don't state executions use the same cocktail that all the Lefties say is just wonderful for doctor assisted suicides?
I'd love to see the Lefties turn themselves into a pretzel on why it would be cruel and inhumane for the murderer but at the same time be humane for the terminally ill.
Posted by: john doesky at April 21, 2017 03:59 PM (ls21y)
Sure looks like her left one is staring me straight in the face and it gravity tugs it off to her side.
Posted by: john doesky at April 21, 2017 04:06 PM (ls21y)
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