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#FakeNews: In Thirst to Embarrass Trump, New York Times Puts Out Bogus Story About Crowd Size at NE Patriots Visit to White House

Jonathan Turley explained the media's attitude towards their visceral, nearly sexual desire to Get Trump: he quoted Oscar Wilde's quip that "The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it."

If #FakeNews to #GetTrump is wrong, the media doesn't want to be right.

Posted by: Ace at 06:44 PM




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1 What would it take to embarrass the NYT?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 20, 2017 06:35 PM (hJrjt)

2 Was I actually first? Unbelievable.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 20, 2017 06:36 PM (hJrjt)

3 st?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2017 06:36 PM (ULwAs)

4 schisse.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2017 06:36 PM (ULwAs)

5 Outside of Fox and I double check them anymore, is there a single source of news on cable or satellite that one can trust to be accurate? I gave up on newspapers long ago.

RFD TV perhaps?

Posted by: Jen at April 20, 2017 06:37 PM (YZ5sm)

6 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at April 20, 2017 06:37 PM (GwIKd)

7 Being on the Left means you never have to say your sorry

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2017 06:38 PM (Ot7+c)

8 I like the Seattle Seahawks... their fans are called the 12th Imam

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 20, 2017 06:38 PM (DpOmP)

9 5 Outside of Fox and I double check them anymore, is there a single source of news on cable or satellite that one can trust to be accurate? I gave up on newspapers long ago.

RFD TV perhaps?
Posted by: Jen at April 20, 2017 06:37 PM (YZ5sm)
...........

This place

Posted by: Yo! at April 20, 2017 06:38 PM (GwIKd)

10 What would it take to embarrass the NYT?
---
a code of ethics, honor and/or the ability to feel shame

none of which anyone in that organization apparently possesses.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2017 06:39 PM (ULwAs)

11 nood

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2017 06:39 PM (c6/9Q)

12 Outside of Fox and I double check them anymore, is there a single source of news on cable or satellite that one can trust to be accurate? I gave up on newspapers long ago.

RFD TV perhaps?


I trust no one, not even myself.

Posted by: Josef Stalin at April 20, 2017 06:39 PM (f4GSC)

13 5
Outside of Fox and I double check them anymore, is there a single source
of news on cable or satellite that one can trust to be accurate? I gave
up on newspapers long ago.



RFD TV perhaps?

Posted by: Jen at April 20, 2017 06:37 PM (YZ5sm)

Fox hates Trump too. You can't trust them and they have been moving steadily left for a while.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 20, 2017 06:39 PM (mpXpK)

14 What would it take to embarrass the NYT?

Giving back Walter Duranty's Pulitzer?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2017 06:39 PM (oVJmc)

15
New York Times: Aaron Hernandez was unavailable for comment on the record but appeared visibly distraught by the low turnout.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 20, 2017 06:40 PM (HTdUD)

16 Tamp 'em up solid

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 20, 2017 06:41 PM (DpOmP)

17 I trust no one, not even myself.

Posted by: Josef Stalin at April 20, 2017 06:39 PM (f4GSC)
But you trust me, don't you , Joe? Don't ya!?

Posted by: Zombie Walter Duranty at April 20, 2017 06:41 PM (qJhUV)

18 BREAKING: Pinch Sulzberger has a very tiny penis.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2017 06:41 PM (8ZskC)

19 Mad Media Skillz.

Trump is like a mongoose to their snake.
"Mongoose are adept at killing snakes due to their agility, thick coats, and specialized acetylcholine receptors that render them resistant or immune to snake venom."

I posted yesterday a list of the 20+ hit pieces the NYT ran on O'Reilly over the last three weeks. It had the intended effect

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2017 06:41 PM (SIY7D)

20 11 nood
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2017 06:39 PM (c6/9Q)


You're missing the concept.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2017 06:42 PM (8ZskC)

21 What would it take to embarrass the NYT?
--

I don't think you can.


Posted by: shibumi at April 20, 2017 06:42 PM (FkAXz)

22 NYT is the enemy

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2017 06:42 PM (c6/9Q)

23 New York Times: Aaron Hernandez was unavailable for comment on the record but appeared visibly distraught by the low turnout.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum

He was all choked up.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2017 06:42 PM (fYbFJ)

24 nood

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2017 06:39 PM (c6/9Q)



You're missing the concept.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2017 06:42 PM (8ZskC)

says you

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2017 06:43 PM (c6/9Q)

25
11 nood

For the dyslexic Morons, odno.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2017 06:43 PM (oVJmc)

26 Kurt Schlichter told me that you are seeking to sway me "from the progressive path with facts and evidence, but facts and evidence are bourgeois constructs weaponized by patriarchal penis-people of pallor!"

I said "Right on!" And now I'm going to go celebrate me some more 4/20!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro VT at April 20, 2017 06:44 PM (DMUuz)

27 You would think that being fact-checked by the NE Patriots would be a reason to be embarrassed.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 20, 2017 06:44 PM (LMvQ5)

28 11 nood
Posted by: runner
------------

#fakenews

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2017 06:44 PM (ZO497)

29 For the dyslexic Morons, odno.

Can't wait until that spelling is adopted into the style guide.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 20, 2017 06:45 PM (YEelc)

30 Well, this is a nood, so it's technically accurate.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 06:45 PM (sdi6R)

31 A lie in service of a higher truth is ... searching for a word ....

Taqiyya

That's it

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2017 06:45 PM (SIY7D)

32 Outside of Fox and I double check them anymore, is there a single source
of news on cable or satellite that one can trust to be accurate? I gave
up on newspapers long ago.

---
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/ and 4chan

yes, it has come to that.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2017 06:45 PM (ULwAs)

33

"I want to puke" - Milano tweeted.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 20, 2017 06:46 PM (9zO9Q)

34 Most of the players who did not attend for non political reasons, but you won't hear that either.

The media is now like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction -- fucked and dumped, and boiling a pet bunny because "I won't be ignored!"

Posted by: Regular joe at April 20, 2017 06:46 PM (ROIz5)

35 RFD TV perhaps?
Posted by: Jen at April 20, 2017 06:37 PM (YZ5sm)


Orien Samuelson. We swear by him.

Posted by: Your Cattle Herd, our back at April 20, 2017 06:47 PM (/U083)

36 1 nood

For the dyslexic Morons, odno.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2017 06:43 PM (oVJmc)

oond - for the dutch morons

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2017 06:47 PM (c6/9Q)

37 It doesn't matter how contrived, manufactured, deceptive or downright slanderous NYT/WaPo/CNN product is. Their true believers slavishly lap up every rancid drop and then share all over the internets.

By the time the factoids are corrected, the LIVs have another meme to add to their Urban Legend of Illegitimate Preezy Donald J. Cheeto-head.

Posted by: kallisto at April 20, 2017 06:47 PM (kD8Fh)

38 Allysn Camerota is now claiming that with O'Reilly's departure, that there is "more to come" regarding all the sexual harassment claims.

She is gleefully sitting at CNN, a network no one believes, talking in hushed tones about how she worked at Fox and she knows the culture there and there was nothing you could do about it because Roger Ailes was the end of the line for complaints.

I will say this. You cannot have your female staff dressed the way the vast majority of Fox's reporters and on air personalities dressed, and not end up with either unhappy women believing they are simply sex objects on air(hello,why do most of you think you were hired) or having compliant females who find the dress to their liking because they want to use those attributes to advance themselves. And when it doesn't happen, boom, out come the accusations, wrong or right.

Every one of these complaintants, including Camerota , worked at Fox for years, accepting what they now are complaining about, until their contract was up.

Posted by: Jen at April 20, 2017 06:47 PM (YZ5sm)

39 The Pats called out the dishonest reporting on their Twitter, it was beautimous.

https://twitter.com/Patriots/status/854858415012806656

Posted by: LizLem at April 20, 2017 06:47 PM (hvf9s)

40
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro VT at April 20, 2017 06:44 PM

Much too coherent!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2017 06:47 PM (IqV8l)

41
What would it take to embarrass the NYT?

A sense of shame

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 20, 2017 06:47 PM (lKyWE)

42 "I want to puke" - Milano tweeted.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her!

Because of something PDT did or because she reflected on where her career is at?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2017 06:48 PM (fYbFJ)

43 Even if 5 Patriots showed up yesterday, the fact that after 8 years of Obama, his sycophants are hanging their hats on stupid shit like this to affirm his legacy says all you need to know about his presidency.

History's most ineffectual limp dick.

Posted by: gewa76 at April 20, 2017 06:48 PM (f4GSC)

44 Didn't know that the MFM Massholes went after Tim Thomas like that, whom Broons fans idolized as the key reason for their Stanley Cup run, all because he didn't want to meet the Tahitian fleebag. Cocksuckers, the lot of 'em.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 20, 2017 06:48 PM (y7DUB)

45 Feel Good story Israelis hold BBQ near Palestinian prisoners who are on a hunger strike.

https://twitter.com/joedyke/status/855024978839965696

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 20, 2017 06:49 PM (dKiJG)

46 Clemson, GooGoo Clusters, fried catfish, and boiled peanuts. Booyah.

Posted by: Eromero at April 20, 2017 06:49 PM (zLDYs)

47 Magna Mendacium

Posted by: Brother Cavil, at Provisional Basestar at April 20, 2017 06:49 PM (66CWr)

48 Runner gained entry to the Time Chamber.

Choose wisely.

Posted by: Max Power at April 20, 2017 06:49 PM (q177U)

49
"Samuel L. Jackson and George Takei also threw their weight behind Ossoff."



*splurflesplortlewheeze*

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 20, 2017 06:49 PM (9zO9Q)

50
32 Outside of Fox and I double check them anymore, is there a single source
of news on cable or satellite that one can trust to be accurate? I gave
up on newspapers long ago.

---
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/ and 4chan

yes, it has come to that.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2017 06:45 PM (ULwAs)

This is so true. The thing about both of those is if somebody posts FakeNews they get destroyed and have ruined credibility.

It's almost as if the free market works on those two sites.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 20, 2017 06:50 PM (2qHjF)

51 Because of something PDT did or because she reflected on where her career is at?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
===


I'm going with Weight Loss Tips From Celebrity Has Beens.


I enjoyed posting it though and probably will again.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 20, 2017 06:51 PM (9zO9Q)

52 >>"I want to puke" - Milano tweeted...


while kneeling in front of a local Gloryhole.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2017 06:51 PM (lid26)

53 >>>he quoted Oscar Wilde's quip that "The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it."

And being Oscar Wilde, he was probably talking about getting poked in the rear by a tranny.

Posted by: wooga at April 20, 2017 06:51 PM (aWvlg)

54 "I want to puke" - Milano tweeted.

Bulimia?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2017 06:51 PM (oVJmc)

55 New York Times: Aaron Hernandez was unavailable for comment on the record but appeared visibly distraught by the low turnout.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum

He was all choked up.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2017 06:42 PM (fYbFJ)

Every hour online, MSN has posted contradicting stories about Hernadez's brain being given to his family, oops, nope, officials refusing to turn it over, oops, now the family can have it to donate to encephalopoly research. His lawyer claims he would have never killed himself, despite all the evidence to the contrary.

I smell a huge lawsuit being filed against the NFL and possibly NCAA football, because surely Aaron only killed a man because of the dangerous game of football.

Posted by: Jen at April 20, 2017 06:51 PM (YZ5sm)

56 NYT: "All the news that is printed to fit."

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at April 20, 2017 06:52 PM (5fSr7)

57 Patriots? Never heard of them

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 20, 2017 06:52 PM (DpOmP)

58 13 5
Outside of Fox and I double check them anymore, is there a single source
of news on cable or satellite that one can trust to be accurate? I gave
up on newspapers long ago.


So few left anymore. I rely on Instapundit's links a lot. The crew over there do a good job of vetting what they link to.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 20, 2017 06:52 PM (ul9CR)

59
Because of something PDT did or because she reflected on where her career is at?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2017 06:48 PM (fYbFJ)


The Georgia special election

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 20, 2017 06:52 PM (lKyWE)

60 Serious question to ponder. What if Tulsi Gabbard runs in 2020 as a 3rd party seeking a viable 3rd way? Who wins? I think this would bury the democrat party for good. It would be destroyed. So Trump or Gabbard?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 20, 2017 06:52 PM (2qHjF)

61 Somebody quoted Mark Twain here recently: "If you don't read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read them you're misinformed."

Sounds like this isn't a new problem.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 06:52 PM (sdi6R)

62 >>> "Samuel L. Jackson and George Takei also threw their weight behind Ossoff."
*splurflesplortlewheeze*
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 20, 2017 06:49 PM (9zO9Q)


Phrasing!!

Posted by: Archer at April 20, 2017 06:53 PM (hvf9s)

63 "Samuel L. Jackson and George Takei also threw their weight behind Ossoff."

Well, two more versatile actors you'll never find.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2017 06:53 PM (oVJmc)

64 Tulsi Gabbard in a 3 Way?


I think we all win.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2017 06:53 PM (lid26)

65 "I want to puke" - Milano tweeted.

I'd still hit it.

Posted by: wooga at April 20, 2017 06:53 PM (aWvlg)

66 A Vanderbilt is never embarrassed, except to be seen in white shoes after labor day

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at April 20, 2017 06:53 PM (DpOmP)

67 5 Outside of Fox and I double check them anymore, is there a single source of news on cable or satellite that one can trust to be accurate? I gave up on newspapers long ago.

RFD TV perhaps?
Posted by: Jen at April 20, 2017 06:37 PM (YZ5sm)

No. But you knew that already. Keeping up on what's really going on is practically a full time endeavor. This is not an accident, "they" want it that way. Control the narrative. That means spiking stories that don't comport with their cherished notions of utopia.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 20, 2017 06:54 PM (KeRzR)

68 Milano wants to puke because she donated a shit pot of money and face time and got zip, nada , zilch.

Keep backing those losers baby.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2017 06:54 PM (LnVLK)

69 I could be convinced to accept the Democratic nomination in 2020.

Posted by: Maxine Waters, Keepin' It Real at April 20, 2017 06:54 PM (97XyN)

70 Somebody quoted Mark Twain here recently: "If you don't read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read them you're misinformed."

Sounds like this isn't a new problem.


That was Denzel Washington, when he was recently asked about politics. I gained a new respect for Denzel after seeing that.

Posted by: gewa76 at April 20, 2017 06:54 PM (f4GSC)

71 Has Abdul the super famous scientist weighed in on this?

Posted by: fluffy at April 20, 2017 06:54 PM (jw2Xw)

72 It's almost as if the free market works on those two sites.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 20, 2017 06:50 PM (2qHjF)


This is why I'm not distraught over BO'R leaving. He represents the Old Guard. As you know, there is an entire population of younger folks, aided and abetted by some of us older heads - who eschew the alphabet soup propaganda and use the internets for their news.

YouTube livestreams, alternate websites, even Breitbart that is now a player due to Bannon's success at helping get Trump elected.

And legacy media just keeps on keeping on using their creaky platforms to disseminate propaganda. It's as though they're still using fax machines after the rest of the world has graduated to email.

Posted by: kallisto at April 20, 2017 06:55 PM (kD8Fh)

73 In before Toby!

Posted by: The Scorpion at April 20, 2017 06:55 PM (LTHVh)

74 34 Most of the players who did not attend for non political reasons, but you won't hear that either.

The media is now like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction -- fucked and dumped, and boiling a pet bunny because "I won't be ignored!"
Posted by: Regular joe at April 20, 2017 06:46 PM (ROIz5)

Disappointed in Blue Pill Brady. He did not attend because his wife is a huge virtue signaling Anti-Trump loom. We know who wears the skinny jeans in that family.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 20, 2017 06:55 PM (2qHjF)

75 New York Times ... that was that company that Carlos Slim bailed out once, right?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 20, 2017 06:55 PM (9zO9Q)

76 Milano's career peaked with that vampire movie where she was topless and did lesbian stuff.

Seriously, I can't think of one thing she's done that's been better.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 20, 2017 06:55 PM (ul9CR)

77
Didn't know that the MFM Massholes went after Tim Thomas like that, whom
Broons fans idolized as the key reason for their Stanley Cup run, all
because he didn't want to meet the Tahitian fleebag. Cocksuckers, the
lot of 'em.

The usual suspects went after Thomas. The Globe, some dickheads on sports radio, the bandwagon jumpers (lot's of them around here). Most B's fans could've cared less if he went or not.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 20, 2017 06:55 PM (qJhUV)

78 For media types with short memories (BIRM), Tom Brady endorsed Trump before most of the Horde did.

Reporters at the time tried to press him on the reason for his bold political stand. "Because he's a friend of mine".

Brady is not a political human. His main interests are dating supermodels, knocking up B-list actresses, answering fan mail from Adonis, and eating the living entrails from his victims.

He's pro-Trump. Robert Kraft is pro-Trump. Trump called Kraft once a week for a year after his wife died just to make sure he was ok.

I still don't particularly like Trump, but he has a strong tie with the top Patriots because they actually know and like each other.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 20, 2017 06:56 PM (gIRsn)

79 Milano wants to puke because she donated a shit pot of money

Bet you five bucks she had to mortgage the house to support the side of beef in pantsuit.

Posted by: kallisto at April 20, 2017 06:56 PM (kD8Fh)

80 >>>58 13 5
Outside of Fox and I double check them anymore, is there a single source
of news on cable or satellite that one can trust to be accurate? I gave
up on newspapers long ago.

I check BBC. There are problems, but you can skim and at least get top headlines.

Posted by: m at April 20, 2017 06:56 PM (Gqgs8)

81 I'm beginning to understand why it is that the Norks want to nuke us into oblivion.

Posted by: Fritz at April 20, 2017 06:56 PM (TNQMS)

82 I don't remember who used to post it here ... but it was dead-on.

We're just an Un-Serious Nation.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2017 06:57 PM (fiGNd)

83 The way to stop fake news is the call out each and every advertiser. Then boycott them. And tell them you're boycotting and why.

Remember-- content is secondary to many of these places. They sell ads. That is their primary job. Everything is just filler between the ads.

Take the ads away and they can't make payroll.

Posted by: shibumi at April 20, 2017 06:57 PM (FkAXz)

84 "I want to puke" - Milano tweeted.


and yet, Rightwsie crowned King of England etc.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 20, 2017 06:57 PM (LTHVh)

85 >>> A Vanderbilt is never embarrassed, except to be seen in white shoes after labor day
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at April 20, 2017 06:53 PM (DpOmP)

The family is nutters. Apparently his mom is a huge hoarder, warehouses of stuff, and Anderson has been trying to go through it with her and dejunk. He opened up one huge crate: priceless crystal chandelier. Another crate: packed floor to ceiling with boxes of Kellog's breakfast cereal.

Has anyone done a reality show for celebrity hoarders?

Posted by: LizLem at April 20, 2017 06:58 PM (hvf9s)

86 No Jonathan.

The way you resist temptation is by not being a weak ass pussy leftist fuckhead.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 20, 2017 06:58 PM (3DjsT)

87 If Tulsi Gabbard ran as a viable 3rd way candidate in 2020, the democrat party would be destroyed and the establishment republicans would absorb the dems to form the globalist party. Y'all know who the usual suspects would be to welcome the old establishment Dims with open arms.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 20, 2017 06:58 PM (2qHjF)

88 We're just an Un-Serious Nation.

==


think it was Ace. he used to post here for sure.

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2017 06:59 PM (c6/9Q)

89 Serious question to ponder. What if Tulsi Gabbard runs in 2020 as a 3rd party seeking a viable 3rd way? Who wins? I think this would bury the democrat party for good. It would be destroyed. So Trump or Gabbard?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe





Depends on what Trump is able to get done this term. If he is able to knock it out of the park, he will win, if he fucks off it's up for grabs.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 06:59 PM (vZ0KM)

90 Bet you five bucks she had to mortgage the house to support the side of beef in pantsuit.
Posted by: kallisto


I'll take the other side of that because she's made bank on her sports apparel line.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 20, 2017 06:59 PM (GgzGa)

91 We know who wears the skinny jeans in that family.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 20, 2017 06:55 PM (2qHjF)


#SoMuchWhipping

Posted by: kallisto at April 20, 2017 07:00 PM (kD8Fh)

92 Somebody quoted Mark Twain here recently: "If you don't read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read them you're misinformed."

Sounds like this isn't a new problem.
Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 06:52 PM (sdi6R)


It isn't. The MFM is nothing more than the biggest hot steaming pile of self glorification that's ever been promulgated by ahistorical dumbasses. The press at the founding of the country was no better than the Parisian pamphleteers who called Marie Antoinette, who was in fact a nice person, a skeevy Viennese whore who fucked dogs in the alley while her husband ruined the country. That's why there's no goddamn shield law for those cockwipes.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 20, 2017 07:00 PM (y7DUB)

93 Milano wants to puke because she donated a shit pot of money

The Democrats have a change to blow another eight or ten million dollars on this race.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 20, 2017 07:00 PM (LTHVh)

94 Tulsi is like spiritual child of Sen. Joe Lieberman - conservative on defense liberal otherwise

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2017 07:01 PM (c6/9Q)

95 78 For media types with short memories (BIRM), Tom Brady endorsed Trump before most of the Horde did.

Reporters at the time tried to press him on the reason for his bold political stand. "Because he's a friend of mine".

Brady is not a political human. His main interests are dating supermodels, knocking up B-list actresses, answering fan mail from Adonis, and eating the living entrails from his victims.

He's pro-Trump. Robert Kraft is pro-Trump. Trump called Kraft once a week for a year after his wife died just to make sure he was ok.

I still don't particularly like Trump, but he has a strong tie with the top Patriots because they actually know and like each other.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 20, 2017 06:56 PM (gIRsn)

This made me laugh because it is true. I'm still disappointed that Brady bent the knee over Giselle being a rabid Anti-Trumper. She must be a real handful when she gets pissed off for Brady to back down. This speaks volumes.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 20, 2017 07:02 PM (2qHjF)

96 >>>76 Milano's career peaked with that vampire movie where she was topless and did lesbian stuff.

Her peak was 1996, in Poison Ivy 2.

Posted by: wooga at April 20, 2017 07:02 PM (aWvlg)

97 88 We're just an Un-Serious Nation.
==

think it was Ace. he used to post here for sure.
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2017 06:59 PM (c6/9Q)


Couldn't have been. Nobody reads the content.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2017 07:02 PM (fiGNd)

98 New York Times ... that was that company that Carlos Slim bailed out once, right?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her!


When I think of the New York Times..... I think of

Mexican Radio

I feel a hot wind on my shoulder
And the touch of a world that is older
Turn the switch and check the number
Leave it on when in bed I slumber
I hear the rhythms of the music
I buy the product and never use it
I hear the talking of the DJ
Can't understand just what does he say?

I'm on a Mexican radio
I'm on a Mexican radio

I dial it in and tune the station
They talk about the U.S. inflation
I understand just a little
No comprende--it's a riddle

I'm on a Mexican radio
I'm on a Mexican radio

I wish I was in Tiajuana
Eating barbequed iguana
I'd take requests on the telephone
I'm on a wavelength far from home
I feel a hot wind on my shoulder
I dial it in from south of the border
I hear the talking of the DJ
Can't understand just what does he say?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Breaking Bad, cooking meth at April 20, 2017 07:02 PM (S6Pax)

99 The Democrats have a change to blow another eight or ten million dollars on this race.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
===

It's like the state-level election equivalent of Reagan's SDI.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 20, 2017 07:02 PM (9zO9Q)

100 In the Obama years, MSM consolidated its messaging to an alarming degree. This was often co-ordinated through the White House with Favreau and Rhodes calling the tune, with Obama and Jarrett directing. The White House had great influence as it controlled access and made it easy for journolists to succeed by playing along.

It's still going on. Who's pulling the puppets' strings?

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2017 07:03 PM (SIY7D)

101 Disappointed in Blue Pill Brady. He did not attend because his wife is a huge virtue signaling Anti-Trump loom. We know who wears the skinny jeans in that family.



Tom deflates footballs.
Giselle deflates his balls.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 07:03 PM (vZ0KM)

102 >> where she was topless and did lesbian stuff.


This is a pretty good recipe for success.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2017 07:03 PM (lid26)

103 News? In the US, virtually nothing besides Insty and this place.

Overseas? The Telegraph (known as the "Torygraph" among our leftist bien-pensant betters) and The Daily Mail which despite its low repute is actually pretty good with hard news coverage.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 20, 2017 07:04 PM (tBiF6)

104 I'm not dead yet.... [hic]

Posted by: Hillary's floundering campaign at April 20, 2017 07:04 PM (DpOmP)

105
94 Tulsi is like spiritual child of Sen. Joe Lieberman - conservative on defense liberal otherwise
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2017 07:01 PM (c6/9Q)

She is not a transnational progressive. Also the Dims want her gone from the party but Hawaians told them to fuck off and die because they love her.

She comes off as very authentic, loves Ametica, and doesn't lie. She is going to be a force to reckon with. I pray she runs just so we can see the democrat party get destroyed.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 20, 2017 07:04 PM (2qHjF)

106 >>> Disappointed in Blue Pill Brady. He did not attend because his wife is a huge virtue signaling Anti-Trump loom.

I read that his mother is battling cancer.

Posted by: fluffy at April 20, 2017 07:05 PM (jw2Xw)

107 Didn't Anderson Cooper do a TV interview of his Vanderbilt mom, and get into her many, many affairs?

And it's a wonder he turned out gay

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2017 07:05 PM (SIY7D)

108

Zerohedge gets the facts more often than not. I was pretty impressed with a lot of their coverage of the election and since.
You just can't go into the comments or you will drown in the Jew hate.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 20, 2017 07:05 PM (9zO9Q)

109 Nice to see them focusing on the important stuff.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 20, 2017 07:06 PM (X88wM)

110 A Vanderbilt is never embarrassed, except to be seen in white shoes after labor day
Posted by: Anderson Cooper

-----
Crazy ran in the family See: Cornelia Vanderbilt

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2017 07:06 PM (ZO497)

111 Grump928- I don't think so. The party of instant gratification is confident because they backed a candidate, they must surely win.

Georgia ain't exactly flyover country but they will fuck you with a Savannah pine instead of a corncob.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2017 07:06 PM (LnVLK)

112 Depends on what Trump is able to get done this term. If he is able to knock it out of the park, he will win, if he fucks off it's up for grabs.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 06:59 PM (vZ0KM)

But the Dim candidate gets 3rd in this race, which would be so pleasing I want to touch myself just thinking about it.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 20, 2017 07:07 PM (2qHjF)

113 I read that his mother is battling cancer.
Posted by: fluffy


Oh, so he's probably mad at Romney too?

Okay, that was really in poor taste....but it is Ace of Spades

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Breaking Bad, cooking meth at April 20, 2017 07:07 PM (S6Pax)

114 106 >>> Disappointed in Blue Pill Brady. He did not attend because his wife is a huge virtue signaling Anti-Trump loom.

I read that his mother is battling cancer.
Posted by: fluffy at April 20, 2017 07:05 PM (jw2Xw)

Jeppers, I take it all back then.

Wow, thanks for informing me. I feel like a dick, but I deserve it.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 20, 2017 07:08 PM (2qHjF)

115 And it's a wonder he turned out gay
Posted by: Ignoramus

I think his brother killed himself. Really.

The whole thing is pretty sad. Weird people with too much money and so self-destructive.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Breaking Bad, cooking meth at April 20, 2017 07:09 PM (S6Pax)

116 Don't forget, The New York Times is the #3 paper in the New York Metro area

Posted by: Walter Cronkite at April 20, 2017 07:09 PM (DpOmP)

117 >>Zerohedge gets the facts more often than not. I was pretty impressed with a lot of their coverage of the election and since.
>You just can't go into the comments or you will drown in the Jew hate.


I think CBD and Insomniac came from over there.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2017 07:10 PM (lid26)

118
I'll take the other side of that because she's made bank on her sports apparel line.


The DNC has her on monthly auto-donate for every.congressional. district. in the country. Because they know chumps when they see one. How long before she has to crack open the piggy bank?

(ok, so I made up the piece
about the auto-pay. But she does look the part.)

Posted by: kallisto at April 20, 2017 07:10 PM (kD8Fh)

119 The whole thing is pretty sad. Weird people with too much money and so self-destructive.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative
-----------

It's almost like Hollywood.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2017 07:10 PM (ZO497)

120 The Cloggmeisters hash was the same for the longest time. Then BAM! it stopped and new hashes appeared.

The mind behind it was sick, demented, and twisted but very intelligent. It had a way with words, a turn of phrase that would make a never Trumper proud.

Maybe the puppeteer got tired of gambling on getting found out? I would not but my chips against this.

What evs. Mary is still entertaining.

Posted by: Odd thoughts from an Odd ball at April 20, 2017 07:10 PM (d76uN)

121 Shaking off that obama brand type of pettiness seems to be a difficult job for these folks. What a shameful legacy and influence he was.

Posted by: Alis at April 20, 2017 07:11 PM (eLvFT)

122 Outside of Fox and I double check them anymore, is
there a single source of news on cable or satellite that one can trust
to be accurate? I gave up on newspapers long ago.



RFD TV perhaps?

Posted by: Jen at April 20, 2017 06:37 PM (YZ5sm)

Trust but verify.

Posted by: zombie Ronaldus Maximus at April 20, 2017 07:11 PM (tHwdc)

123 Other than those two online (Telegraph and Daily Mail) it is just pure dead tree print - First Things, New Criterion, Claremont Review.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 20, 2017 07:11 PM (tBiF6)

124 Disappointed in Blue Pill Brady. He did not attend because his wife is a huge virtue signaling Anti-Trump loom.



I read that his mother is battling cancer.

She is. Supposed to be in pretty tough shape. Supposedly one of the reasons he stopped fighting the suspension was that it took up too much time which he could be spending with her.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 20, 2017 07:12 PM (qJhUV)

125 Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 20, 2017 07:04 PM (2qHjF)


Bernie tried. to destroy the dems from the right ? not likely, but may siphon off votes from Trump coalition - "reagan dems"

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2017 07:13 PM (c6/9Q)

126 Ha. I have a new saying " I'm too poor to be self destructive"

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2017 07:13 PM (LnVLK)

127 I think CBD and Insomniac came from over there.
===

Insomniac was banned for his obvious antisemitism. And taking Frank Zappa's name in vain.

But mostly antisemitism.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 20, 2017 07:13 PM (9zO9Q)

128 Mary's posting quality went downhill about 18 months ago. Perhaps a sock of a co-blogger who has left us? That's my working theory anyway.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 20, 2017 07:14 PM (tBiF6)

129 I was under the impression that the two photos have almost the same number of players in each and the one false-narrative one being promoted (apparently by the douchebags at Heat Street as well) about no one went to Trump's party included the non-player staff on the side steps as well. See the sock link.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 20, 2017 07:14 PM (nlbfN)

130 https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/ and 4chan

yes, it has come to that.


Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2017 06:45 PM (ULwAs)

Sad. True.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 07:14 PM (tHwdc)

131 Remember that time Samuel L. Jackson, Alyssa Milano, and George Takei all got nominated for the same Best Actor Oscar?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2017 07:14 PM (oVJmc)

132 The whole thing is pretty sad. Weird people with too much money and so self-destructive.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Breaking Bad, cooking meth at April 20, 2017 07:09 PM (S6Pax)


Money equals power. Too much of either fucks people up. But not having enough does too.

If $100 Million dropped on you or me ... that's instant power. That's the ability to influence people and events. What would any of us do with it ?

I wouldn't influence shit. I'd be a pretty hard man to find.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2017 07:15 PM (fiGNd)

133 The NY Post can be very good. And it's entertaining. And there's usually some cheesecake.

Mmmmm ... cheesecake

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2017 07:15 PM (SIY7D)

134 The press at the founding of the country was no better than the Parisian pamphleteers who called Marie Antoinette, who was in fact a nice person, a skeevy Viennese whore who fucked dogs in the alley while her husband ruined the country.

If they won't have broads, let 'em eat cock.

Posted by: Barry Mantoinettilow at April 20, 2017 07:15 PM (RmDk1)

135 119 The whole thing is pretty sad. Weird people with too much money and so self-destructive.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative
-----------

It's almost like Hollywood.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.



Almost? Its EXACTLY like Hollywood. Same mind set.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 20, 2017 07:15 PM (pY+s4)

136
I was under the impression that the two photos have almost the same
number of players in each and the one false-narrative one being promoted
(apparently by the douchebags at Heat Street as well) about no one went
to Trump's party included the non-player staff on the side steps as
well. See the sock link.

Nobody up here cares. Just when the damn Super Bowl. I don't care if any of them show up.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 20, 2017 07:16 PM (qJhUV)

137 If $100 Million dropped on you or me ... that's instant power. That's the ability to influence people and events. What would any of us do with it ?

I wouldn't influence shit. I'd be a pretty hard man to find.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2017 07:15 PM (fiGNd)


Word. That's me retiring. Granted that's because I've had about as much of this world as I can stand, so YMMV.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably Brave at April 20, 2017 07:16 PM (66CWr)

138 108
Zerohedge gets the facts more often than not. I was pretty impressed with a lot of their coverage of the election and since.
You just can't go into the comments or you will drown in the Jew hate.
So true. They have interesting articles, but some of their commenters are batshit crazy.

Posted by: Hamilton at April 20, 2017 07:17 PM (sCjDS)

139 NYT correction about this shit:

Correction: April 19, 2017

An earlier version of this article included photos comparing the size
of the Patriots' gathering at the White House in 2015 and the gathering
on Wednesday. The photo from Wednesday only showed players and coaches; the 2015 photo showed players, coaches and support staff and has been removed.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 20, 2017 07:17 PM (nlbfN)

140 Insomniac was banned for his obvious antisemitism. And taking Frank Zappa's name in vain.

But mostly antisemitism.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her!


Srsly?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably Brave at April 20, 2017 07:18 PM (66CWr)

141 Brady didn't go to the WH the last time either, according to the Pats' Twitter page.

Maybe it's Gisele not wanting him to go or maybe not.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 20, 2017 07:18 PM (0jtPF)

142 138 108
Zerohedge gets the facts more often than not. I was pretty impressed with a lot of their coverage of the election and since.
You just can't go into the comments or you will drown in the Jew hate.
So true. They have interesting articles, but some of their commenters are batshit crazy.
Posted by: Hamilton at April 20, 2017 07:17 PM (sCjDS)

WZ and Breitbart have similar problems. Lots of racism and anti-Semitism among their commenters.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 07:18 PM (0mRoj)

143 Insomniac was banned for his obvious antisemitism. And taking Frank Zappa's name in vain.

But mostly antisemitism.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her!

Srsly?
Posted by: Brother Cavil



Yeah. What he said. Srsly?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 07:19 PM (vZ0KM)

144 Berkeley reverses. Coulter can speak, but date moved back to early May

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2017 07:19 PM (SIY7D)

145 And they're dancing in Montreal...

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2017 07:19 PM (lid26)

146 Screw you, ((((Hamilton))))!!1!1!!
/sarc

Posted by: andycanuck at April 20, 2017 07:20 PM (nlbfN)

147 And they're dancing in Montreal...
Trudeau's promised not to move any Syrians there???

Posted by: andycanuck at April 20, 2017 07:21 PM (nlbfN)

148 If $100 Million dropped on you or me ... that's instant power. That's the ability to influence people and events. What would any of us do with it ?

I wouldn't influence shit. I'd be a pretty hard man to find.
Posted by: ScoggDog



$12 mil and you'll never hear from me again. Guaranteed.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 07:21 PM (vZ0KM)

149 ZH has good stuff, but attracts End of Days Gold Bugs. There's a high correlation with extreme conspiracy nuts, and, of course, Jews are the littlest nesting doll in every grand conspiracy theory, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2017 07:22 PM (SIY7D)

150 USPS still says my package will be delivered today. As it is past 7:30 pm, I'm beginning to doubt their accuracy.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 07:22 PM (sdi6R)

151 Wildly OT, but I could use some good vibs/prayers for the interview I had today. Haven't done this type of work for a long time but I'm ready for a change of pace.

Thanks for helping me keep my sanity!

Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2017 07:22 PM (uKRys)

152 ace threatened Insomniac (and some other guy) because he had misread some jokey posts in a thread. Insomniac's jokes weren't even about Jews, and he's never said anything remotely antiSemitic, so there was an uproar in the comments. Ace then apologised and withdrew the yellow star I mean, card.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 20, 2017 07:22 PM (6FqZa)

153 I don't get ZeroHedge's policy (or lack thereof) towards his comments. Why doesn't he police this crap? Is it because he doesn't want to inhibit free expression or because he agrees with them?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 20, 2017 07:22 PM (tBiF6)

154 Will keep you in prayer, Infidel.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2017 07:23 PM (fDdVG)

155 There's a high correlation with extreme conspiracy nuts, and, of course, Jews are the littlest nesting doll in every grand conspiracy theory, no?
Posted by: Ignoramus

Conspiracy theories are like playing "6 degrees of Kevin Bacon" only with Jews.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2017 07:23 PM (fYbFJ)

156 Thanks for helping me keep my sanity!


Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2017 07:22 PM (uKRys)


prayers coming your way

Posted by: kallisto at April 20, 2017 07:23 PM (kD8Fh)

157 Conspiracy theories are like playing "6 degrees of Kevin Bacon" only with Jews.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2017 07:23 PM (fYbFJ)

so not Kosher

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2017 07:24 PM (c6/9Q)

158 ace threatened Insomniac (and some other guy) because he had misread some jokey posts in a thread. Insomniac's jokes weren't even about Jews, and he's never said anything remotely antiSemitic, so there was an uproar in the comments. Ace then apologised and withdrew the yellow star I mean, card.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


I think I remember that, I thought this was something recent...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably Brave at April 20, 2017 07:25 PM (66CWr)

159 FS, I was hoping you would be here. I thought I bookmarked the prayer site you linked some time ago. But I can't find it.

Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2017 07:25 PM (uKRys)

160 OT

Pens up 1-0.

I'm actually perfectly fine with Alysso Milano pontificating on politics. As long as she's nekid. And making out with a nekid Jennifer Lawrence.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 20, 2017 07:26 PM (pY+s4)

161 137 If $100 Million dropped on you or me ... that's instant power. That's the ability to influence people and events. What would any of us do with it ?

I wouldn't influence shit. I'd be a pretty hard man to find.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2017 07:15 PM (fiGNd)

Word. That's me retiring. Granted that's because I've had about as much of this world as I can stand, so YMMV.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably Brave at April 20, 2017 07:16 PM (66CWr)

500k a year to a blonde and a brunette with a airtight contract. They get their own rooms in my 7,000 swuare foot home in Telluride. No tattoos. They must stay in shape and train, as I would. They each get their own cars. They are exclusive to me and only me. None are older than 25. They get to see the world with me.

I'd leave 20 million to my sons. Tell them to fuck off from college and build a business. Live their dreams . Any drugs or alcohol use or abuse or trouble making or leftist thinking and they'd get cut off and lose their half of the 20 million.

I'd have more planned.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 20, 2017 07:26 PM (2qHjF)

162 Thanks for helping me keep my sanity!


Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2017 07:22 PM (uKRys)

prayers coming your way
Posted by: kallisto

Ditto

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2017 07:26 PM (fYbFJ)

163 I was on the Slimes twitter feed. There are numerous fake photos of the Patriot WH meeting and the Trump inauguration.

They're still on the inauguration.

I don't see what material benefit they derive from believing in a fairy tale.

Posted by: kallisto at April 20, 2017 07:26 PM (kD8Fh)

164 I don't get ZeroHedge's policy (or lack thereof) towards his comments. Why doesn't he police this crap? Is it because he doesn't want to inhibit free expression or because he agrees with them?
Posted by: Skookumchuk


A dedication to anonymity will necessarily create the comment sets you see. It really doesn't need to be anymore complicated than that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 20, 2017 07:27 PM (GgzGa)

165 I'm with scogg and 223 . I make a several million dollar nut and I'm falling off the planet .

Posted by: awkward davies at April 20, 2017 07:27 PM (JsMw3)

166 If $100 Million dropped on you or me ... that's instant power. That's the ability to influence people and events. What would any of us do with it ?

I wouldn't influence shit. I'd be a pretty hard man to find.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2017 07:15 PM (fiGNd)


Once all the particulars are done, lawyers and accountants paid .... vanish, to the extent one can.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 20, 2017 07:27 PM (/U083)

167 152 ace threatened Insomniac (and some other guy) because he had misread some jokey posts in a thread. Insomniac's jokes weren't even about Jews, and he's never said anything remotely antiSemitic, so there was an uproar in the comments. Ace then apologised and withdrew the yellow star I mean, card.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 20, 2017 07:22 PM (6FqZa)


When did this happen?

Jeez, I miss *all* the drama.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at April 20, 2017 07:28 PM (17QyB)

168 Thank you all. It would also be a great place to help support our military patriots.

Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2017 07:28 PM (uKRys)

169 Sure! Cover for (((((Ignoramus))))), boulder terlit hobo!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 20, 2017 07:28 PM (nlbfN)

170 Bacon" only with Jews.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2017 07:23 PM (fYbFJ)

so not Kosher
Posted by: runner


ISWYDT

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 07:28 PM (vZ0KM)

171 Infidel, I think this is what you might be looking for:

Prayer requests sent to "Upper Room Prayer volunteers. You can either fill out the information and it gives to prayer groups or they have a number which you can call, although it's sometimes hard to get through because it's very busy:

http://prayer-center.upperroom.org/request-prayer

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2017 07:29 PM (fDdVG)

172 >>>124 Disappointed in Blue Pill Brady. He did not attend because his wife is a huge virtue signaling Anti-Trump loom. dude.

Posted by: wooga at April 20, 2017 07:29 PM (aWvlg)

173 Word. That's me retiring. Granted that's because I've had about as much of this world as I can stand, so YMMV.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, deplorably Brave at April 20, 2017 07:16 PM (66CWr)


Brother ...

... the World will be what it is. All you and I can do is mind our little corners of it as best we can, try to help those that help themselves, and stay out of the way of the rest.

I don't know what, if anything, comes next. But as a man that's always believed in keeping options open - I intend on procrastinating on finding out as long as possible.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2017 07:29 PM (fiGNd)

174 164, weft cut-loop - Well, sure, I can see "a dedication to anonymity." And that's not a bad concept in theory. The problem is that the loonies detract from the message, which is often sound.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 20, 2017 07:30 PM (tBiF6)

175 If $100 Million dropped on you or me ... that's instant power. That's the ability to influence people and events. What would any of us do with it ?
---------------

Mike...here's our next millionaire.

Posted by: John Beresford Tipton at April 20, 2017 07:30 PM (ZO497)

176 171-I mean that it "goes" to not gives to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2017 07:30 PM (fDdVG)

177
O/T, but don't care...

Second grandchild due in the morning!

Little girl, this time...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at April 20, 2017 07:30 PM (4DCSq)

178 The Rasmussen poll is the best poll out there for assessing momentum.
Trump is at 32% Strongly Approve and 39% Strongly Disapprove, for a net negative of 7%. He was recently at negative 17%, so this is an improvement.

https://tinyurl.com/n2scfno

Obama spent most of his eight years at negative 20% or below.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2017 07:31 PM (SIY7D)

179 Infidel asked for prayer, so I guess it's OK to add my request to the thread.

Tomorrow is the funeral service for a dear friend who passed suddenly due to massive heart attack. He was a 37 year old veteran, deployed to Iraq. I have a feeling it's going to be rough.

I've been through enough losses, you'd think I'd have gotten that we all need to love one another while we're here on the planet. And not miss a chance to extend a kindness.

but 37 yrs old...who could have predicted?

Posted by: kallisto at April 20, 2017 07:32 PM (kD8Fh)

180 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 20, 2017 07:32 PM (KCxzN)

181
They're still on the inauguration.

I don't see what material benefit they derive from believing in a fairy tale.
Posted by: kallisto


Did they bring up Hillary's extra 3 million votes?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2017 07:32 PM (IqV8l)

182 I'm with scogg and 223 . I make a several million dollar nut and I'm falling off the planet .



I'd buy a $1 mil annuity every month for a year. Have each month pay annually. Auto rejuvenate every year. Never touch principal. And disappear.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 07:32 PM (vZ0KM)

183
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2017 07:32 PM (IqV8l)


I think that was on a different timeline.

Posted by: kallisto at April 20, 2017 07:33 PM (kD8Fh)

184 You know who else was a lawyer and hated Jews?



Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 20, 2017 07:33 PM (9zO9Q)

185 Trump does o-care reform and tax cut - he'll be through the roof. caveat - as long as we don't get nuked by the Norks in the next few weeks

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2017 07:34 PM (c6/9Q)

186 The jew thing is bullshit, that is using Jews as a scapegoat. Look there are Muslims, pagans, Athiests, Jews, Christians, African Voodoo Shamans, ect who are all internationalist and involved in Global Marxism. The idiots who fail to recognize this and yell teh Joooos completely marginalized rational thinking people who recognize the threat from all backgrounds involved in global governance and global Marxism.

Ugh.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 20, 2017 07:34 PM (2qHjF)

187 Hey Alton, how have you been?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 20, 2017 07:34 PM (CNHr1)

188
Mike...here's our next millionaire.
Posted by: John Beresford Tipton


SCTV did a parody of that where Tipton was broke and his checks were bouncing. John Candy (as Mike) turned his chair around so he would no longer be anonymous.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2017 07:35 PM (IqV8l)

189 "Sure! Cover for (((((Ignoramus))))), boulder terlit hobo!"

Don't get it. At the time of the Insomniac kerfuffle it was remarked that some confuse us.

But it's easy. I'm the handsome one

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2017 07:35 PM (SIY7D)

190 100 million ? buy a spy satellite. no reason, just to have one.

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2017 07:35 PM (c6/9Q)

191 Will keep your family and the baby girl in prayer, Spun and Murky.

And not that I run the place, Kallisto, but I think anytime is the correct time to ask for prayer. Sorry about your friend. It sounds very hard and he was indeed so young.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2017 07:35 PM (fDdVG)

192 I'd buy a $1 mil annuity every month for a year. Have each month pay annually. Auto rejuvenate every year. Never touch principal. And disappear.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 07:32 PM (vZ0KM)


Well ... there's one big damn problem with your plan AND mine.

I'd really like to meet up at the range. If you go incognito, or I go incognito, how the hell is that gonna' happen ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2017 07:36 PM (fiGNd)

193 Second grandchild due in the morning!
Little girl, this time...
Posted by: Spun and Murky

*****

I sure hope mom isn't named April.



(Congrats!)

Posted by: Muldoon at April 20, 2017 07:36 PM (wPiJc)

194
If a hundred million actually dropped on you you'd be dead

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 20, 2017 07:36 PM (lKyWE)

195 The left has been using the Ann Coulter is a tranny meme for years now. You would think they would want Ann to get together with Maddow, and spur another NSF study.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 20, 2017 07:36 PM (6Ll1u)

196 Hitler's lawyer, that's who.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 20, 2017 07:36 PM (9zO9Q)

197 You know who else was a lawyer and hated Jews?



Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her!

Jimmy Carter has a law degree?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2017 07:37 PM (fYbFJ)

198 Several million dollars? I have one word for you -

Hookers and blow.

Posted by: Weasel at April 20, 2017 07:37 PM (Sfs6o)

199 Gee whiz! For years I have been collecting mp3s to flesh out my own personal music library, suited to my own eccentric taste. I have them organized by decade/era. I had pretty much gotten every song I ever wanted from the 1976-82 era. But there as always a vague uneasiness in the back of my consciousness that I had left out some band that I used to like...but I couldn't remember anything, so I dismissed the vague felling as baseless.

And then suddenly, just a couple of hours ago, it occurred to me out of the blue what I had forgotten: Cock Sparrer!! (Slaps forehead.) Duh!!!

So now I have just added "Working," "I Got Your Number," and "England Belongs to Me," and AT LAST I have gotten rid of that nagging feeling that had dogged me for years and years, and my collection feels complete. Ahhhhh.

Interesting side note: It is only now, after rehearing them for the first time, that I realize that Cock Sparrer and definitely Brexit supporters, and are at the sort of central nexus/core of the "working class patriot" early punk ethos.

Posted by: All MSM headlines put through the Truth-o-lator at April 20, 2017 07:37 PM (DQ4Fv)

200 Ooops -- off "All MSM headlines put through the Truth-o-lator" sock.

Posted by: zombie at April 20, 2017 07:37 PM (DQ4Fv)

201 If a hundred million actually dropped on you you'd be dead
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 20, 2017 07:36 PM (lKyWE)


What if it was a certified check ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2017 07:37 PM (fiGNd)

202 Coulter and Milo should have a baby.

Because!

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2017 07:37 PM (SIY7D)

203
190 100 million ? buy a spy satellite. no reason, just to have one.
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2017 07:35 PM (c6/9Q)

Maintanance costs. Yikes!

But revenue stream from blackmailing people. May even make a profit.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 20, 2017 07:38 PM (2qHjF)

204 Kind of in the same vein- Nicky Haley is taking it to the UN on the Israel bashing.

Of all PDT's appointments Haley has been the most exceptional.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2017 07:38 PM (LnVLK)

205 But it's easy. I'm the handsome one
Sorry. I don't have my distance-glasses on. Even then you don't have that ((((big nose)))) so I shouldn't have messed it up.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 20, 2017 07:38 PM (nlbfN)

206 kallisto, may his family and you find peace and strength.

Prayers up.

Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2017 07:38 PM (uKRys)

207 I'd buy a $1 mil annuity every month for a year. Have each month pay annually. Auto rejuvenate every year. Never touch principal. And disappear.
Posted by: rickb223


You would be eating up some of that principle in fees for those annuities.

They aren't free nor necessarily a good investment vehicle.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 20, 2017 07:39 PM (GgzGa)

208 143 Insomniac was banned for his obvious antisemitism. And taking Frank Zappa's name in vain.

But mostly antisemitism.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her!

Srsly?
Posted by: Brother Cavil



Yeah. What he said. Srsly?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 07:19 PM (vZ0KM)

Oh boy. It was all a big misunderstanding. BTH explains it pretty well at #152.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 07:39 PM (0mRoj)

209 202 Coulter and Milo should have a baby.

Posted by: Ignoramus


Sooo...She'd get him pregnant???

Posted by: zombie at April 20, 2017 07:39 PM (DQ4Fv)

210 Especially $100-million in silver dimes!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 20, 2017 07:39 PM (nlbfN)

211 "Hookers and blow."

Soccer legend George Best:

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2017 07:39 PM (SIY7D)

212 This made me laugh because it is true. I'm still
disappointed that Brady bent the knee over Giselle being a rabid
Anti-Trumper. She must be a real handful when she gets pissed off for
Brady to back down. This speaks volumes.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 20, 2017 07:02 PM (2qHjF)



Which is why you don't get involved with liberal women, no matter how hot they are.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 07:40 PM (tHwdc)

213 Oh boy. It was all a big misunderstanding. BTH explains it pretty well at #152.

Posted by: Insomniac
==

HA!

That's what they ALL say.

How's contract work?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 20, 2017 07:40 PM (9zO9Q)

214 Well, according to the mouthpiece that is the New York Times, there are no public schools in Texas because they are all defunded, there is a war on immigrants in progress here (my mother would be surprised by this; also note that the type of immigration is a distinction the Left refuses to make) and "the safety net is shredded". Never mind that on that last point the Medicaid budget goes up every year. Check the recent agitprop in the mouthpiece.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at April 20, 2017 07:40 PM (CV8C2)

215 Not sure why everyone just assumes Brady didn't attend because of Gisele. She may not like Trump, but he posted a message yesterday that he was spending time with his family. He also posted a wedding photo yesterday of his parents, whose anniversary was...yesterday. His mom has been battling cancer. The only game she made it to last season was the SB. She is spending time with him and family this week. Sounds more like he wanted to spend their anniversary with them because maybe there aren't many left. Priorities in order, etc. There is always more to the story than what the media wants us to believe.

Posted by: Lola at April 20, 2017 07:40 PM (oUgYl)

216 Oh boy. It was all a big misunderstanding. BTH explains it pretty well at #152.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 07:39 PM (0mRoj)


Don't be a pussy. I've been banned what ... three, four times ? I lost track.

I've considered tattooing the count on my arm.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2017 07:41 PM (fiGNd)

217 With $100 million, I could afford a private space flight. I'd probably settle for a suborbital flight with Blue Origin, since that only lasts a few minutes.

If I went with a SpaceX Mars colonization flight, I'd probably have to quit smoking, as going outside for a cigarette is problematic in the vacuum of space.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 07:41 PM (sdi6R)

218 What if it was a certified check ?

Posted by: ScoggDog


*****

Could still be lethal.

Posted by: Ned Devine- not woke. at April 20, 2017 07:41 PM (wPiJc)

219 It sounds very hard and he was indeed so young.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2017 07:35 PM (fDdVG)


Thank you. I'm starting to look at it this way: each time a loved one passes on, the welcoming committee for when it's my time increases by one.

We'll all be reuniting in the sweet by and by.

G'night all.

Posted by: kallisto at April 20, 2017 07:41 PM (kD8Fh)

220 213 Oh boy. It was all a big misunderstanding. BTH explains it pretty well at #152.

Posted by: Insomniac
==

HA!

That's what they ALL say.

How's contract work?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 20, 2017 07:40 PM (9zO9Q)

Nonexistent as yet. I'm getting a sinking feeling it isn't going to happen.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 07:41 PM (0mRoj)

221 Which is why you don't get involved with liberal women, no matter how hot they are.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 07:40 PM (tHwdc)


Absolutely not.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 20, 2017 07:42 PM (/U083)

222 Kallisto-Sometimes when people are going through a unexpected death, there is a prayer I put up but I am having memory issues right now and can't think of it, nor find my worship book it was in. Sorry. However, I am putting up a link to a prayer about this very hard, hard issue. May the Lord be with you and this man's family and other friends:

http://tinyurl.com/lf73737

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2017 07:42 PM (fDdVG)

223 How's contract work?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 20, 2017 07:40 PM (9zO9Q)


Whoa !!! Whoa ... Whoa ... Whoa ...

... Insom got some contract work ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2017 07:42 PM (fiGNd)

224 500k a year to a blonde and a brunette with a airtight contract. They get their own rooms in my 7,000 swuare foot home in Telluride. No tattoos. They must stay in shape and train, as I would. They each get their own cars. They are exclusive to me and only me. None are older than 25. They get to see the world with me.

This seems prudent. Except 7,000 square feet is too small. With that kind of money, even the bathrooms should be 300 square feet minimum.

Posted by: wooga at April 20, 2017 07:42 PM (aWvlg)

225 218 What if it was a certified check ?

Posted by: ScoggDog

*****
Could still be lethal.
Posted by: Ned Devine- not woke. at April 20, 2017 07:41 PM (wPiJc)
-----------
Call J.G. Wentworth!

Posted by: Weasel at April 20, 2017 07:42 PM (Sfs6o)

226 Nonexistent as yet. I'm getting a sinking feeling it isn't going to happen.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 07:41 PM (0mRoj)


Damn. Well ... shit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2017 07:42 PM (fiGNd)

227 I've considered tattooing the count on my arm.
Posted by: ScoggDog

Just carve the count in your body like Victor Zsasz.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2017 07:43 PM (fYbFJ)

228 "What would any of us do with it?"

::: sings :::

"I've got a little list, I've got a little list..."

Posted by: torquewrench at April 20, 2017 07:43 PM (qJjMA)

229 Posted by: Lola at April 20, 2017 07:40 PM (oUgYl)

Those are good and kind thoughts.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2017 07:43 PM (fDdVG)

230 Maintanance costs. Yikes!



But revenue stream from blackmailing people. May even make a profit.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 20, 2017 07:38 PM (2qHjF)

I was only thinking of bragging rights, but you have a point. I need to reconsider this whole purchase.

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2017 07:43 PM (c6/9Q)

231 Anybody else thinks it's bullshit that we are about to nail Julian Assange to a cross and yet leave the Clinton, the Obama, the Soros Crime families and syndicates and The Muslim Brotherhod untouched, free as birds, and remaining operational?!?!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 20, 2017 07:44 PM (2qHjF)

232 If a hundred million actually dropped on you you'd be dead
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic


Electrons don't really weight that much.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 20, 2017 07:44 PM (GgzGa)

233 Don't be a pussy. I've been banned what ... three, four times ? I lost track.



I've considered tattooing the count on my arm.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2017 07:41 PM (fiGNd)

Don't do it, or some Morons will refuse to date you.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 07:45 PM (tHwdc)

234
500k a year to a blonde and a brunette with a airtight contract. They get their own rooms in my 7,000 swuare foot home in Telluride.


7,000 square feet would be my poolhouse

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 20, 2017 07:45 PM (lKyWE)

235 Just carve the count in your body like Victor Zsasz.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2017 07:43 PM (fYbFJ)


It was just a banning. On a message board. Sure - I bitched at the time.

But carving up me ? No.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2017 07:45 PM (fiGNd)

236 226 Nonexistent as yet. I'm getting a sinking feeling it isn't going to happen.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 07:41 PM (0mRoj)

Damn. Well ... shit.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2017

That's my life.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 07:45 PM (0mRoj)

237 233 Don't be a pussy. I've been banned what ... three, four times ? I lost track.



I've considered tattooing the count on my arm.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2017 07:41 PM (fiGNd)

Don't do it, or some Morons will refuse to date you.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 07:45 PM (tHwdc)

I wasn't going to date him anyway, so...

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 07:46 PM (0mRoj)

238 Scogg and Insomniac are a couple?

Posted by: Weasel at April 20, 2017 07:47 PM (Sfs6o)

239 Ace then apologised and withdrew the yellow star I mean, card.

I think he and I got swept up in the same dragnet.

I made a joke - what I thought was a joke - that brought in a four-letter word starting with h at which ace took umbrage. From that point I just kept my head down a bit.

I'll say it again, because it still grates a bit: I'm not a Jew, but I eat with Jews, I have traveled the world with Jews who are my friends, I have worked with and for Jews all my life, I participate in organizations full of Jews, a Jewish doctor recommended to me by a Jewish employer saved my life. It would bother me greatly to have anyone regard me as antisemitic.

Posted by: JEM at April 20, 2017 07:47 PM (TppKb)

240 "500k a year to a blonde and a brunette with a airtight contract."

So, Charlie Sheen and his godesses

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2017 07:47 PM (SIY7D)

241 I guess a small island in the Caribbean would need water, electricity, airstrip and other maintenance too. This 100m is becoming a bitch to spend.

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2017 07:49 PM (c6/9Q)

242 Scogg and Insomniac are a couple?

Posted by: Weasel at April 20, 2017 07:47 PM (Sfs6o)

A couple of characters.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 07:49 PM (tHwdc)

243 I've upped my prayers, up yours!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 20, 2017 07:49 PM (LTHVh)

244 Scogg and Insomniac are a couple?
Posted by: Weasel at April 20, 2017 07:47 PM (Sfs6o)


I'm not ashamed.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2017 07:49 PM (fiGNd)

245 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 07:49 PM (tHwdc)
------
That's for sure! Hi Miley!

Posted by: Weasel at April 20, 2017 07:50 PM (Sfs6o)

246 That's my life.

Posted by: Insomniac
===

Work is never life. It's what I have to do in order to live.

Living. Working. Two separate things.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 20, 2017 07:50 PM (9zO9Q)

247 Hi Miley!

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 20, 2017 07:51 PM (9zO9Q)

248 What's in your safe?

Posted by: William Devane at April 20, 2017 07:51 PM (IqV8l)

249 Coulter and Milo should have a baby.

Because!
Posted by: Ignoramus


After his infamous remark, I don't think he could be trusted to be protective enough of the child, especially when it reached its teens.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 20, 2017 07:51 PM (vRcUp)

250 I'll say it again, because it still grates a bit: I'm not a Jew, but I eat with Jews, I have traveled the world with Jews who are my friends, I have worked with and for Jews all my life, I participate in organizations full of Jews, a Jewish doctor recommended to me by a Jewish employer saved my life. It would bother me greatly to have anyone regard me as antisemitic.
Posted by: JEM at April 20, 2017 07:47 PM (TppKb)


I'm cheap as fuck. But I tip good.

#KindaJewish

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2017 07:51 PM (fiGNd)

251 244 Scogg and Insomniac are a couple?
Posted by: Weasel at April 20, 2017 07:47 PM (Sfs6o)

I'm not ashamed.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2017 07:49 PM (fiGNd)

It was the purty mouth that won my heart.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 07:51 PM (0mRoj)

252 >>Living. Working. Two separate things.


I think the lyrics are :

'Livin', Lovin'
She's just a woman.'

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2017 07:51 PM (lid26)

253
Hey Alton, how have you been?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 20, 2017 07:34 PM (CNHr1)

Hey, my Ace of Spades bracelet arrived today, wearing it now and it's a perfect fit!
I will be buried wearing it. Oh yes. Or cremated. Or buried at sea, whatever it takes.

Daywalking 'ettes - you really ought to get one for yourselves.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 07:51 PM (tHwdc)

254 Assassin's Creed, Sing or Resident Evil: The Final Chapter?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 20, 2017 07:52 PM (LTHVh)

255 I've considered tattooing the count on my arm.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2017 07:41 PM (fiGNd)

Don't do it, or some Morons will refuse to date you.

---

there are more interesting places to install the tat

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 07:52 PM (LlBbw)

256 That's for sure! Hi Miley!

Posted by: Weasel at April 20, 2017 07:50 PM (Sfs6o)


Hi Miley!


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 20, 2017 07:51 PM (9zO9Q)

Hi Weasel, hi Mortimer!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 07:53 PM (tHwdc)

257 246 That's my life.

Posted by: Insomniac
===

Work is never life. It's what I have to do in order to live.

Living. Working. Two separate things.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 20, 2017 07:50 PM (9zO9Q)

I was referring to "well...shit." That's just about my motto these days.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 07:54 PM (0mRoj)

258 What's in your safe?
Posted by: William Devane

Let's find out after a massive build-up of hype.

Posted by: Jerry Rivers at April 20, 2017 07:54 PM (fYbFJ)

259 From the sidebar:

O'Reilly Will Be Paid $25 Million for His Exit, Which Is Just About One Year's Pay Under His Recently Signed Contract

If someone paid me $25 million to go away, I would.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 07:54 PM (sdi6R)

260 Hey everybody.

I'll share this again tonight in the ONT, but...

http://tinyurl.com/mbcc63t

Does the world really need a new remixed version of this album?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2017 07:54 PM (qazQh)

261 Resident Evil it is then.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 20, 2017 07:55 PM (LTHVh)

262 I was referring to "well...shit." That's just about my motto these days.

Posted by: Insomniac
====

So are you calling the guy and bugging him about the contract stuff?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 20, 2017 07:55 PM (9zO9Q)

263 rickl: heck, I'd go away for $250k. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2017 07:55 PM (qazQh)

264 Bragging all over teh threads today - I became a step-gramma this morning to Julia.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 07:56 PM (tHwdc)

265 I'm hawt and I'm nude.

Posted by: Ready For Chelsea!!11!! at April 20, 2017 07:56 PM (Tyii7)

266 259
If someone paid me $25 million to go away, I would.
Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 07:54 PM (sdi6R)


I blew that line. Let's try again:

If someone paid me $25 million to go away, I would ask "how far?".

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 07:56 PM (sdi6R)

267
I'll share this again tonight in the ONT, but...

http://tinyurl.com/mbcc63t

Does the world really need a new remixed version of this album?
Posted by: qdpsteve


I was expecting to see Dark Side of the Moon!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2017 07:57 PM (IqV8l)

268 Aww.. thanks Miley!! I'm honored that an ette in such good standing is proudly wearing it!!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 20, 2017 07:58 PM (CNHr1)

269 And in other newz that just popped up on my phone, "Plus size model Tess Holliday boycotting Uber after driver fat-shamed her."

Dear SMOD.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 07:58 PM (PY9jH)

270 So are you calling the guy and bugging him about the contract stuff?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 20, 2017 07:55 PM (9zO9Q)

I haven't reached the "bugging" stage yet, but I have sent a couple of emails.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 07:58 PM (0mRoj)

271 And in other newz that just popped up on my phone, "Plus size model Tess Holliday boycotting Uber after driver fat-shamed her."

Dear SMOD.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh

I just informed her that she can't fit into the back of my Prius. Gawd!

Posted by: Uber driver at April 20, 2017 07:59 PM (fYbFJ)

272 I'll go away any time for $99.99

Posted by: Earl Scheib at April 20, 2017 07:59 PM (IqV8l)

273 Aww.. thanks Miley!! I'm honored that an ette in such good standing is proudly wearing it!!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 20, 2017 07:58 PM (CNHr1)

Thanks! You should know, I hardly buy any treats for myself nowadays (except Valu-Rite and ammo) but I had to have one of these.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 07:59 PM (tHwdc)

274 39_ Allysn Camerota is now claiming that with O'Reilly's departure, that there is "more to come" regarding all the sexual harassment claims. ...
Posted by: Jen at April 20, 2017 06:47 PM (YZ5sm)


They used to say the fox is in the hen house. Now days, it's not a fox its the roosters and hens have their spurs on.

If those hens didn't go around preening like 10 o'clock whores those roosters (not talkin' 'bout you Shep) wouldn't looking all up in their business.

Posted by: Progressive women want men's testicles ... in a jar at April 20, 2017 08:00 PM (49UDy)

275 O'Reilly Will Be Paid $25 Million for His Exit, Which Is Just About One Year's Pay Under His Recently Signed Contract

If someone paid me $25 million to go away, I would.

---

In the late 90's the CEO/CFO of the company I worked for arranged for us to be 'bought' by some .com with 1% of our market capitalization. Our stock tanks 22% the day the deal was announced. Eventually it fell though and we bought out our CEO/CFO for $25,000,000 (10% of our annual profits).

Turns out they had clauses in their contracts that paid them buco bucks if they could get our company bought.

At the time I was telling my co-worker that i'm Italian, I know people who could have them killed for a fraction of that. I was mostly kidding.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 08:00 PM (LlBbw)

276 I like Wilde's other quote.

The only thing I can't resist is temptation.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 20, 2017 08:00 PM (dJdQf)

277 >>Does the world really need a new remixed version of this album?


No. It's awful.

The only Beatles album I know I will never, ever play.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2017 08:01 PM (lid26)

278
Daywalking 'ettes - you really ought to get one for yourselves.

Miley, do you have a link, I couldn't find it.

Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2017 08:01 PM (uKRys)

279 "Plus size model Tess Holliday boycotting Uber after driver fat-shamed her."

Bastard let me off at SeaWorld.

Posted by: Tess at April 20, 2017 08:01 PM (Tyii7)

280 So per Sessions' entirely appropriate remark about a judge on a rock in the Pacific...

...when is the Ninth Circuit going to become the Ninth, Tenth, and Eleventh Circuits?

Posted by: JEM at April 20, 2017 08:01 PM (TppKb)

281 I'll go in your mouth for $1.99!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 20, 2017 08:01 PM (lid26)

282 If someone paid me $25 million to go away, I would.

Not only would I go away, I would not show up to go away.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 20, 2017 08:02 PM (qJhUV)

283 265 I'm hawt and I'm nude.
Posted by: Ready For Chelsea!!11!! at April 20, 2017 07:56 PM (Tyii7)

---

we know. everyone keeps telling us

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 08:02 PM (LlBbw)

284 Taqiyya

That's it
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2017 06:45 PM (SIY7D)

I love those things! Crispy corn tortillas stuffed with meat...

Or am I thinking of something else?

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at April 20, 2017 08:02 PM (3JQ/p)

285 >>"Plus size model Tess Holliday boycotting Uber after driver fat-shamed her."


He offered her the seatbelt extension?

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2017 08:02 PM (lid26)

286 And in other newz that just popped up on my phone, "Plus size model Tess Holliday boycotting Uber after driver fat-shamed her."

---

it wasn't me. I ignore the fatties

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 08:03 PM (LlBbw)

287 I thought with Uber you could down-vote a particular driver. Why boycott Uber altogether?

I've never Ubered, so I have no idea.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 08:03 PM (sdi6R)

288 If someone paid me $25 million to go away, I would ask "how far?".

About as far as Obama's gone.

$25M would keep me happy for a long time.

Posted by: JEM at April 20, 2017 08:03 PM (TppKb)

289
I'm hawt and I'm nude.
Posted by: Ready For Chelsea!!11!!
---
we know. everyone keeps telling us


So what, I'M GAY!!

Posted by: Barry Manilow at April 20, 2017 08:04 PM (IqV8l)

290 Shoutout to Tess Holiday:
https://youtu.be/CGC7rb7zVa0

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2017 08:04 PM (fYbFJ)

291 "Plus size model Tess Holliday boycotting Uber after driver fat-shamed her."


******


She over tipped.

Posted by: Uber driver at April 20, 2017 08:04 PM (wPiJc)

292 Heck, I would go away for a cool million. I have simple tastes.

Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2017 08:04 PM (uKRys)

293 Infidel.. just click on my nic. Takes u to the shop. Or it should.

Miley.. you're a sweetheart. I appreciate it more than you know.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 20, 2017 08:05 PM (CNHr1)

294 He offered her the seatbelt extension?

----

tied her to the roof

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 08:05 PM (LlBbw)

295 Keep Tess away from me!

Posted by: Guam at April 20, 2017 08:05 PM (IqV8l)

296 She over tipped.
Posted by: Uber driver

Cow tipping is not a joke.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2017 08:06 PM (fYbFJ)

297 Does the Uber app let you request a driver with a Dodge Ram with the Cummings diesel and heavy duty suspension?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 20, 2017 08:06 PM (wPiJc)

298 She over tipped.

Or tipped over. Or something.

Posted by: JEM at April 20, 2017 08:06 PM (TppKb)

299 WIDE LOAD

Posted by: 2 x 4 at April 20, 2017 08:06 PM (lid26)

300 DeplorableJewelles45- How much lead time do you need for an order?

If the 2nd annual Cen Tex meet up comes about , that would be a great door prize.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2017 08:06 PM (LnVLK)

301 Plus size model Tess Holliday boycotting Uber after driver fat-shamed her

Ah, "plus size". Thank God for euphemisms.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 20, 2017 08:06 PM (qJhUV)

302 We take Uber or Lyft when we have to go downtown. Saves running for our lives from a parking garage or on street parking. Yutes, you know.

Yes, you can rate your driver, and your driver can rate you, the passenger(s).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 08:07 PM (PY9jH)

303 Does the Uber app let you request a driver with a Dodge Ram with the Cummings diesel and heavy duty suspension?

I'd prefer that it let you request someone with a Viper or GT40 or F360.

Posted by: JEM at April 20, 2017 08:07 PM (TppKb)

304 So is Tess ashamed to be fat?

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 20, 2017 08:07 PM (dJdQf)

305 She's plus sized, but she's a model. Whatever.

Chelsea is butt ugly, but she's a Clinton.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 08:08 PM (PY9jH)

306 garrett, hmmm.

Bertram, apparently the members of Pink Floyd invested their money better... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2017 08:08 PM (qazQh)

307 294 He offered her the seatbelt extension?

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tied her to the roof
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 08:05 PM (LlBbw)


Mitt Romney drives for Uber?

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 08:08 PM (sdi6R)

308 I thought with Uber you could down-vote a particular driver. Why boycott Uber altogether?

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yep, passengers rate drivers, drivers rate passengers.

Only 1-star I've given was for 3 drunk 20-somethings who had me take them to Taco Bell (after making me wait like 10 minutes to pick them up). So they make a lewd comment to the Hispanic girl (in Spanish) working the drive thru.

Then proceeded to eat said tacos in my car (did not ask permission) while I drove them to the Delaware Park Casino.

Hope they lost their shirts and their pants.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 08:08 PM (LlBbw)

309 If I had 100 million dollars, I'd put Hillary and the Crime family in prison.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 20, 2017 08:09 PM (2qHjF)

310 I believe Trump is doing all this by Galactic Lord Troll status.

He sure was lucky every time he predicts something...Sweden, I'm looking at you.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 20, 2017 08:09 PM (cOHS7)

311 My Other Ride Is A Plus Sized Model

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2017 08:09 PM (lid26)

312 Ben Had.. I can usually get it done in a day depending on if it's a necklace or bracelet. Eris ordered a necklace which took more time.. but if I have the beads on hand I can get it out in 24 hours.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 20, 2017 08:09 PM (CNHr1)

313 So is Tess ashamed to be fat?

I'd dump on her for the shitty tats. I'm a "Tat shamer".

Posted by: tu3031 at April 20, 2017 08:10 PM (qJhUV)

314 There's a guy on our island who is a retired engineer. He drives for Uber. You can request his Prius or his Lexus SUV.

Must be enjoying his retirement.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 08:10 PM (PY9jH)

315 Thanks Jewells.

Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2017 08:11 PM (uKRys)

316 Yeah. People love that album, but I never liked it.

Not even when Hendrix covered it.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2017 08:11 PM (lid26)

317 I have nothing against plus sized models.
I wish I did.

Posted by: Willard at April 20, 2017 08:11 PM (49UDy)

318 I've really been enjoying these new Pepsi 1893 sodas.

But, I wish a competitor would come up with: 1983 soda! Every can would feature a pic of Reagan and come with a free pair of legwarmers.

The flavors could be Miami Vice-inspired. Watermelon, mango, Crisp Lime... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2017 08:11 PM (qazQh)

319 There's a guy on our island who is a retired engineer. He drives for Uber. You can request his Prius or his Lexus SUV.

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must be nice to own an island

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 08:11 PM (LlBbw)

320 The guy who wrote that article --Stephen Miller -- is a NeverTrump a--hole. Look how he starts that article --referencing Trump's "short insecure fingers" Instead of admitting he was utterly and laughably wrong about Trump and wrong for advocating for Hillary to be elected --and what's more, in fact, Trump kicked his guy's ass in the primary and beat Hillary, not because Hillary was so bad, but by out campaigning her and going over the media directly to the people, Miller wallows in his fantasy that Trump is the insecure guy with a small dick.
Stephen Miller can go eff himself.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at April 20, 2017 08:12 PM (+51lA)

321 DeplorableJewelles45- Do you have a guy version?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2017 08:12 PM (LnVLK)

322 "Plus size model Tess Holliday boycotting Uber after driver fat-shamed her."

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so whadaya model? Dingdongs?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 08:12 PM (LlBbw)

323 When we were in DC a year ago, we couldn't find an Uber driver near our hotel to save our lives.

All the cabs were nasty old model pieces of crap. We had to take one to meet friends for brunch in Arlington.

Husband had to give the driver directions using his iPhone Google app. Unreal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 08:12 PM (PY9jH)

324 But, I wish a competitor would come up with: 1983 soda! Every can would feature a pic of Reagan and come with a free pair of legwarmers.

The flavors could be Miami Vice-inspired. Watermelon, mango, Crisp Lime... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve

That would be like so totally rad. Tubular even.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 20, 2017 08:13 PM (fYbFJ)

325 I'M ON AN ISLAND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCEmR7JRoHk

Posted by: The Kinks at April 20, 2017 08:13 PM (lid26)

326 312 Ben Had.. I can usually get it done in a day depending on if it's a necklace or bracelet. Eris ordered a necklace which took more time.. but if I have the beads on hand I can get it out in 24 hours.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 20, 2017 08:09 PM (CNHr1)
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Collecting all the finger bones without arousing suspicion was tedious but it was worth the wait. Fantastic necklace!

Hi everybody!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 20, 2017 08:13 PM (PhYV5)

327 Read today that Jonathan Wilson has been helping with Waters' new album. Wilson's Fanfare lp is great.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 20, 2017 08:13 PM (7dpmG)

328 My ass would take the stairs and the front...second...third... row seats.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 20, 2017 08:13 PM (cOHS7)

329 must be nice to own an island

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 08:11 PM (LlBbw)


It's yuge, classy and luxurious. Bigly, even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 08:14 PM (PY9jH)

330 Prince Ludwig: like totally!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2017 08:14 PM (qazQh)

331
Bertram, apparently the members of Pink Floyd invested their money better... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve


We'll see. 2017 is the 50th anniversary of their first album.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2017 08:14 PM (IqV8l)

332 I'd be the worst Uber driver ever. My hatred of driving plus having to keep my road rage bottled up would not be a pretty combination. I probably fantasize about shooting a half dozen texting drivers a day.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 20, 2017 08:14 PM (dJdQf)

333 >>Do you have a guy version?


Make him an anklet he can wear with his Crocs.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2017 08:14 PM (lid26)

334 Ben... yeah I can work on it. Something with leather maybe with the charms on it? I will see what I can do. If you go in my shop, convo me and from there I can send you a pic and see if you like it. I haven't done a male version! lol!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 20, 2017 08:15 PM (CNHr1)

335 I've always thought Sgt. Pepper was overrated, but I can see how it must have sounded revolutionary in 1967, what with all the sound effects, orchestration, and so on.

Revolver is my favorite Beatles album. The 14-song British version, that is. It rocks better than Sgt. Pepper.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 08:15 PM (sdi6R)

336 DeplorableJewelles45- Do you have a guy version?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2017 08:12 PM (LnVLK)


That would have to be like a dogtag model. Doable, amiright?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 08:15 PM (tHwdc)

337 Stephen Miller can go eff himself.


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Not before I get done with that balding, pussy hair mouthed, sex machine.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 20, 2017 08:15 PM (cOHS7)

338 Bertram, supposedly Pink Floyd actually had a sense of humor when Syd Barrett was still with them.

I've read about their early song, Arnold Layne. About a young man we'd call 'transgender' today.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2017 08:15 PM (qazQh)

339 one thing I notice picking people up for Uber rides is the smells. Guess cause your in that confined space with them. And I don't have a good sense of smell.

Heavy smokers...ack. crack a window when they gone.
some ehtnics have different odors
but some of the wimmins smells gud

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 08:15 PM (LlBbw)

340 Hi everybody!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 20, 2017 08:13 PM (PhYV5)


*waves*

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 08:16 PM (8nWyX)

341 I'd be the worst Uber driver ever. My hatred of
driving plus having to keep my road rage bottled up would not be a
pretty combination. I probably fantasize about shooting a half dozen
texting drivers a day.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 20, 2017 08:14 PM (dJdQf)

Can I ride shotgun?

Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2017 08:16 PM (uKRys)

342 Horde, we are finalizing plans for a Central Ohio MoMe in Columbus OH. If you have not already contacted me and expressed an interest but wish to do so, please email me at the address in my linky thing.

Would love to see a SpringTime Ohio MoMe to compliment our Fall Southwest Ohio version.

Bad language, poor dress, and inappropriate behavior will be the order of the day.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 20, 2017 08:16 PM (tr2D7)

343 Thank you Eris!! So glad you like it! AND.. for any ron or ette... a full year guarantee if anything goes wrong with it I will fix it, no charge.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 20, 2017 08:16 PM (CNHr1)

344 rickl, agreed re how it was probably ahead of its time by 1967 standards. An actual 'digital' version of Sgt Peppers isn't necessarily a horrible idea.

But yeah, (a) Revolver is just plain better, and (b) Pepper's been promoted, and celebrated, literally to death by this point.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2017 08:17 PM (qazQh)

345 The best Uber driver we have had (and they've all been great), was an older guy who keeps umbrellas in his trunk to give to passengers when it rains. Literally gives them to people. Pretty cool.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 08:17 PM (PY9jH)

346 >>Hi everybody!


That's my line!

Posted by: Dr. Nick at April 20, 2017 08:17 PM (lid26)

347 338, Bowie sang it with Gilmour at a RAH concert

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 20, 2017 08:17 PM (7dpmG)

348 Ben.. bracelet?? I assumed but you know what assumed does.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 20, 2017 08:17 PM (CNHr1)

349 Hi, Eris!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 08:18 PM (PY9jH)

350 My friends, we have nothing to fear with Jonathan Turley scribbling at the national disgrace, the nyt.

Posted by: John "Real Maverick" McCain at April 20, 2017 08:18 PM (cOHS7)

351 Tony Clifton credits Pink Floyd and The Beatles with influencing his taste in music.

Smooth.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 20, 2017 08:18 PM (5VlCp)

352 nood Ann Coulter

"phrasing" & all that rot

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 20, 2017 08:19 PM (KCxzN)

353 I wouldn't make a good Uber driver, because I don't know where anything is outside the few routes I drive frequently. Get me outside of them, and I'd be hopelessly lost.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 08:19 PM (sdi6R)

354 Bad language, poor dress, and inappropriate behavior will be the order of the day.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 20, 2017 08:16 PM (tr2D7)

I told Slap I'd pick him up so he doesn't have to drive, but he sez he's gotta wuuuuuurk.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 08:19 PM (tHwdc)

355 Hi Hogmartino, Hi Jane!

I think we need to have the NoVaMoMee this year, just to keep the planet spinning on its axis, and I would not be averse to a MichiMomee as well. Alton, are you in?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 20, 2017 08:21 PM (PhYV5)

356 Man, I am the new Willow.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 20, 2017 08:21 PM (PhYV5)

357 I've always thought Sgt. Pepper was overrated, but I can see how it must have sounded revolutionary in 1967, what with all the sound effects, orchestration, and so on.

Revolver is my favorite Beatles album. The 14-song British version, that is. It rocks better than Sgt. Pepper.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 08:15 PM (sdi6R)



Agreed. Revolver was far more the boundaries. The first time I heard Sgt. Pepper I could imagine what a the fuss was about. Trying too hard to be trippy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 20, 2017 08:22 PM (auHtY)

358 DeplorableJewelles45- I wear a sterling silver feather wrist cuff and have for 16 years.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2017 08:22 PM (LnVLK)

359 It's yuge, classy and luxurious. Bigly, even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 08:14 PM (PY9jH)


There is a lovely five-acre island off Tarpon Springs for 600K.

If I sell everything, I'm a few hundred K short. But a man can dream.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2017 08:22 PM (fiGNd)

360 Five acre private island for $600k? Is it a deadly spider preserve or actively on fire or something? That's an amazing price.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 08:25 PM (8nWyX)

361 Five acre private island for $600k? Is it a deadly spider preserve or actively on fire or something? That's an amazing price.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 08:25 PM (8nWyX)


So ... one of you fucks are going to cock-block me on this - but here it is. And like I said - I'm about four $100 thousand stacks short anyway.

http://bit.ly/2o9HOco

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2017 08:31 PM (fiGNd)

362 360 Five acre private island for $600k? Is it a deadly spider preserve or actively on fire or something? That's an amazing price.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 08:25 PM (8nWyX)

For sale by owner (Dr. Moreau).

We're always joking about buying our own Horde redoubt (okay, it's always me) but this sounds doable.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 20, 2017 08:31 PM (PhYV5)

363 Did you hear the entire editorial staff at the Old Grey Lady has VD?

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