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Media Absolutely Determined to Continue Operating as PR Shop for Clintons, Even If the Only Remaining Clinton is... Chelsea

If you don't engage with social media like twitter much, you have been sweetly spared the pain of seeing every single Chelsea tweet retweeted by The Hill and other outlets, and of seeing this sad animatronic nepot praised endlessly for merely existing.


Hyping the entertainment magazine’s latest cover, Co-Editor-in-Chief Claudia Eller gushed this week, "How cool does Chelsea Clinton look on our Power of Women, NY, cover?"

Welcome to the liberal media's manufacturing of "cool." Leather jacket? Check. Overzealous airbrushing? Check. Humanizing grin? Check. Democratic establishment pedigree? Checkity-check-check.

This is just the latest attempt by The Media Resistance to make Chelsea Clinton a thing. The same liberal lunatics in the press who rage about the Trump children's nepotistic privileges champion the "refreshingly outspoken" daughter of the Clinton dynasty-- who, at 37 years old, will receive a "Lifetime Impact" award from Variety on Friday for her "humanitarian work."

The honor comes during the same week that the Clinton Global Initiative cash machine officially shut down....

Michelle Malkin goes on to document in retching detail some of the latest media raves for this unaccomplished bit of genetic happenstance.

Posted by: Ace at 03:36 PM




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1 Oneth

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 20, 2017 03:37 PM (oR5ks)

2 Rush is on a line of thought lately that the only real Democrat Party still in power is the Press.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2017 03:37 PM (oVJmc)

3 What a horse-faced jackass she is.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2017 03:37 PM (jjaLl)

4 Is Chelsea ugly? Discuss.

Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at April 20, 2017 03:37 PM (ukNFU)

5 #SheExisted

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 03:38 PM (8nWyX)

6 Wow must be quite the lively discussion on the old stinky thread.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2017 03:38 PM (jjaLl)

7 st ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at April 20, 2017 03:39 PM (KGH7Z)

8 keep polishing that turd

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 20, 2017 03:39 PM (FZYNt)

9 "How cool does Chelsea Clinton look on our Power of Women, NY, cover?"




Ugly

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 20, 2017 03:39 PM (493sH)

10 I have fetched The Others.

Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at April 20, 2017 03:40 PM (ukNFU)

11 #SheExisted


Most excellent thread winner.

Posted by: eleven at April 20, 2017 03:40 PM (qUNWi)

12 I jerked my happenstance in a turkey baster.

Posted by: Chelsea Hubbel's dad at April 20, 2017 03:40 PM (Co0D0)

13
Wow.

The blog is all completing circles today and shit.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2017 03:40 PM (8XRCm)

14 I persisted... in yelling nood......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2017 03:40 PM (jjaLl)

15 How cool does Chelsea Clinton look

On a scale from Urkel to Pontiac Aztek ... a gentleman's 5!

Posted by: or was that rhetorical? at April 20, 2017 03:40 PM (+INtM)

16 Somewhere, I am sure that Webb Hubbell is proud of her.

(snicker)

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at April 20, 2017 03:40 PM (RFeQD)

17 We were told for eight long years that Mooch was the most beautiful FLOTUS ever.

Now they're trying to convince us this Howdy Doody look-a-like is special.

Ain't gonna work.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 03:40 PM (PY9jH)

18 Peeples I assume the press are more corporate facillitaters of World dominant marketeering.
'we are the world we are the 'peoples' at least that's what I get from the press owners.
They like domination of all countries as the assets are truly phenominal.

the press weakens all of us to help facilitate the monies and assets falling' into their hands.

yeah, i'm way cynical these days.

Posted by: willow * even is sickoftheb.s. at April 20, 2017 03:40 PM (4lrrm)

19 Remember, "privilege" and "power" are bad and must be taken away through "social justice" to make everyone equal... save for the Nomenklatura, of course.

Posted by: Commissar hat at April 20, 2017 03:41 PM (rUIbB)

20 #neigh

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 20, 2017 03:41 PM (Co0D0)

21 Webb would be so proud.

Posted by: Notropis at April 20, 2017 03:41 PM (33tnL)

22 and I don't give damn if i'm not helping.

Posted by: willow * even is sickoftheb.s. at April 20, 2017 03:41 PM (4lrrm)

23 Meanwhile, the Religion of Peace (TM) strikes again in Paris.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 03:41 PM (PY9jH)

24 Hey kids, it's Chelsea Doody time!!1!

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 20, 2017 03:41 PM (rUIbB)

25 Somebody said nood Chelsea,ewww.

Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 03:41 PM (r/0kC)

26 As Neontaster says: stop trying to make fetch happen.

Posted by: Chupacabra at April 20, 2017 03:41 PM (SjeCh)

27 Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at April 20, 2017 03:37 PM (ukNFU)


Other question is...Who's her father?

Posted by: HH at April 20, 2017 03:41 PM (DrCtv)

28 Put her in a line-up with the other Presidents' daughters: Amy Carter, Jenna Bush, Barbara Bush the younger, and current first-daughter Ivanka. Then picl out the ugly ones.


I'm not saying people should be judged on their looks. But if they want to make it a thing, then make it a fair thing.


Posted by: grammie winger at April 20, 2017 03:41 PM (lwiT4)

29 Hillary had almost every newsmedia, entertainment media, pundit, pontificator, music star, Hollywood star backing her.

How'd that play out again?

The more they expend themselves trying to keep the Clinton dream alive the less they are making available for other possible candidates. They are deliberately destroying their farm teams, they are burning their seed corn. And I pray they will continue to do so.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Join the Conspiracy of the Month Club at the Outrage Outlet! Flavored Tinfoil in May! at April 20, 2017 03:41 PM (hLRSq)

30 Co-Editor-in-Chief Claudia Eller gushed this week, "How cool does Chelsea Clinton look on our Power of Women, NY, cover?"
===============

It sounds so ... North Korean.

Posted by: mrp at April 20, 2017 03:41 PM (Pqytn)

31 Is Chelsea ugly? Discuss.

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not ugly, ordinary. a five or six

Several steps above Amy Schumer or Lena Dunham.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 03:41 PM (PNcou)

32 "Michelle Malkin goes on to document in retching detail some of the latest media raves for this unaccomplished bit of genetic happenstance."

I resent that remark. For no reason of course - I just feel very close to Chelsea Clinton for absolutely no reason at all...

Posted by: Webb Hubbell at April 20, 2017 03:41 PM (nGsFZ)

33 Is Chelsea ugly? Discuss.


Posted by: Lord Chancellor

Like a pigs taint with a bow on it.

Posted by: Bruce at April 20, 2017 03:42 PM (k0vjy)

34 Chelsea should have been Shop-Vac'ed out like the others.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 03:42 PM (vg8iE)

35 Remember how Chelsea decried the lack of legal abortions for her great grandmother?

Only thing I've ever agreed with her on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 03:42 PM (PY9jH)

36 as far as chelsae? she could use a better photo shopper expert, can't hide the failure of mum and pop without mucho more help.

Posted by: willow * even is sickoftheb.s. at April 20, 2017 03:43 PM (4lrrm)

37 Humanizing grin?

She looks like a braying donkey.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 20, 2017 03:43 PM (riF5p)

38 with the recycled threads, is the Horde supposed to carry the day again?

Cause honestly I used up all my good Chelsea material 2 days ago.

Not sure where this will lead us to....

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 20, 2017 03:43 PM (FZYNt)

39 Well she ain't Whoopi Goldberg ugly ugly....

Posted by: eleven at April 20, 2017 03:43 PM (qUNWi)

40 She looks like my friend in the barn.

Posted by: Wilbur Post at April 20, 2017 03:43 PM (OD2ni)

41 Is Chelsea ugly? Discuss.

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not ugly, ordinary. a five or six

Several steps above Amy Schumer or Lena Dunham.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90



Lena, Chelsea, Amy THEN you get to numbers.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 03:43 PM (vZ0KM)

42 Age has not been kind to Amy Carter. I have a feeling it won't be kind to Princess Chelsea, either.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 03:44 PM (PY9jH)

43 We were told for eight long years that Mooch was the most beautiful FLOTUS ever.

Now they're trying to convince us this Howdy Doody look-a-like is special.



GFY

Posted by: Howdy Doody at April 20, 2017 03:44 PM (8ZskC)

44 As your prez'nit, I will say all kinds of smart stuff.

Posted by: Ready For Chelsea!!11!! at April 20, 2017 03:44 PM (vtcmf)

45 Chelsea has accomplished even more nothing than Hillary had at that age!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 20, 2017 03:44 PM (Nwg0u)

46 A braying donkey that got smacked upside the head and is wearing crappy makeup to cover the bruise.

Posted by: Chupacabra at April 20, 2017 03:44 PM (SjeCh)

47 not ugly, ordinary. a five or six



Several steps above Amy Schumer or Lena Dunham.





Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 03:41 PM (PNcou)
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It took several surgical events to get her to ordinary.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 20, 2017 03:44 PM (lwiT4)

48 The Clintons are the only thing the MFM has. So they run with it constantly.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 20, 2017 03:44 PM (mpXpK)

49 Quite the photoshop:

http://tinyurl.com/mgc9lkr

And even Julian Assange weighs in the end of the tweets on Sean Hannity's page:

http://tinyurl.com/mgc9lkr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2017 03:44 PM (fDdVG)

50 Just like her Mother, no one can name one significant accomplishment in the execution of their job.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 20, 2017 03:44 PM (khWYc)

51 42 Age has not been kind to Amy Carter. I have a feeling it won't be kind to Princess Chelsea, either.

=========

I don't know that I've ever seen a picture of Amy Carter.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 03:44 PM (vg8iE)

52 She's homely on the outside. But so are a lot of us.

She's putrid on the inside.

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 20, 2017 03:45 PM (43OZ6)

53 Amy had at the least a sense of maintaining a private life outside politics.
Chelsea not so much.

Posted by: willow * even is sickoftheb.s. at April 20, 2017 03:45 PM (4lrrm)

54 Clintons can't raise dosh from our enemies without the prospect of power on the horizon. And if the Clintons canrt raise money from our enemies, the dinosaur media gravy train could stop rolling.

Posted by: Mega at April 20, 2017 03:45 PM (rhj5Q)

55 Is Chelsea ugly? Discuss.
Posted by: Lord Chancellor

Like a pigs taint with a bow on it.
Posted by: Bruce



Golf clap for originality.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 03:45 PM (vZ0KM)

56 Chelsea's face looks like it's melting.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2017 03:45 PM (jjaLl)

57 Chelsea makes sense once you understand that she was created as a vessel for Hillary to use to elude death, like Apocalypse in the most recent X-Men film.

Posted by: Khan at April 20, 2017 03:45 PM (/tR3J)

58
I remember when young women at my high school carried backpacks into the female bathrooms because of the 'stigma' behind them being menstrual. How all the 'guys' would taunt them to keep the stigma alive.

Yeah. I lied. The young women carried tampons in their purses like normal females.

The guys treated it as shrug worthy. Chelsea Clinton is a victim of back-woods Arkansas, trailer park humping dad and egg donor.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 20, 2017 03:45 PM (HTdUD)

59 It took several surgical events to get her to ordinary.


Posted by: grammie winger at April 20, 2017 03:44 PM (lwiT4)


Yep. Including a chin implant. It must take her staff hours to flat-iron her hair.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 03:45 PM (PY9jH)

60 Daily Reminder: Democrats are guided by Satan.

Posted by: Mega at April 20, 2017 03:45 PM (rhj5Q)

61 If only Chelsea, like her mother, was named after someone who conquered a mountain.

Posted by: Bruce at April 20, 2017 03:45 PM (k0vjy)

62 Webb must be so proud.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 20, 2017 03:45 PM (QQ+il)

63 Chelsea's closer to a 3 than a 5. She has awful skin and moves like a puppet.

Posted by: Chupacabra at April 20, 2017 03:45 PM (SjeCh)

64 F, marry , kill

Amy Schumer
Chelsea Clinton
Lena Dunham

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 20, 2017 03:46 PM (khWYc)

65
Chelsea has a god awful weak chin and you just can't make that look good

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 20, 2017 03:46 PM (lKyWE)

66 Kathy, but, i'm sure she has wonderous arms.

Posted by: willow * even is sickoftheb.s. at April 20, 2017 03:46 PM (4lrrm)

67 Now they're trying to convince us this Howdy Doody look-a-like is special.
____________________

Hey, I resemble that remark!

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at April 20, 2017 03:46 PM (riF5p)

68 So "looking cool" is now an accomplishment?
Okay, so that's one for her.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 20, 2017 03:46 PM (qJhUV)

69 Put her in a line-up with the other Presidents' daughters: Amy Carter, Jenna Bush, Barbara Bush the younger, and current first-daughter Ivanka. Then picl out the ugly ones.

I'm not saying people should be judged on their looks. But if they want to make it a thing, then make it a fair thing.

Posted by: grammie winger

Ivanka is a really pretty woman. 8 or 9

Jenna and Barbara are nice looking young women, not beauties, but nice

Chelsea is plain, nothing special, not awful. As Buzzsaw90 said, a couple steps above Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer.

And Amy was pretty homely, as a grown up, as I recall.

I really don't care, but again, this is what they are shoveling.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at April 20, 2017 03:46 PM (RFeQD)

70
64 F, marry , kill

Amy Schumer
Chelsea Clinton
Lena Dunham

========

Kill


Myself

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 03:46 PM (vg8iE)

71 I don't know that I've ever seen a picture of Amy Carter.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 03:44 PM (vg8iE)
=======================

I only remember pictures of her from when they lived in the WH. I have no idea what she went on to do as an adult. And that's fine.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 20, 2017 03:46 PM (lwiT4)

72 "Age has not been kind to Amy Carter. I have a feeling it won't be kind to Princess Chelsea, either."


The Carter's were a homely family. No wonder Billy drank so much.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 20, 2017 03:46 PM (OD2ni)

73 Chelsea is lucky they needed their one prop kid or it was the vacuum for her.

Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 03:47 PM (r/0kC)

74 The BernieBots are oozing into DNC leadership positions, while the Clintonites on the wane.

Chelsea won't be enough to stem the shift to the Hard Left. The 2018 midterms ought to be a riot.

Posted by: mrp at April 20, 2017 03:47 PM (Pqytn)

75 I think this gets past grooming and into 'grooming', IYKWIM.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 20, 2017 03:47 PM (xJa6I)

76 F, marry , kill



Amy Schumer

Chelsea Clinton

Lena Dunham

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 20, 2017 03:46 PM (khWYc)


KILLKILLKILL

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2017 03:47 PM (jjaLl)

77 At least Amy Carter had the good grace to get out of our faces and STFU.

Last I heard of her, she was working in a book shop in Atlanta.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 03:47 PM (PY9jH)

78 Is Chelsea ugly? Discuss.


Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at April 20, 2017 03:37 PM (ukNFU)

I know there was some yapping on a prior thread regarding a bikini pic... yeah, whatever.

Look, I do recall some years ago, I'm not sure how many, she was in public somewhere, and she was rather flouncy, in some overly expensive dress.

She's female! She's got female body parts. She has access to expensive foods, exercise equipment, and medical care. I have no doubt it's possible for her to look like a female human that is of mating quality... from the neck down.

I don't think that should come as a shock to anyone. At least not heterosexual men.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 20, 2017 03:47 PM (TOk1P)

79 Just like her Mother, no one can name one significant accomplishment in the execution of their job.


I'm the vagina-owner who turned Libya into an anarchic terrorist shithole. You call that NOTHING?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at April 20, 2017 03:47 PM (8ZskC)

80 Have I mentioned today how very much Chelsea looks like Webb Hubbell?



Cause she does... they both have trout mouth.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 20, 2017 03:47 PM (qf8IB)

81 a five or six
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Sure, on a Dungeons and Dragons die

Posted by: Mega at April 20, 2017 03:47 PM (rhj5Q)

82 > "How cool does Chelsea Clinton look on our Power of Women, NY, cover?"


THERE! ARE! FOUR! LIGHTS!

Posted by: Jean-Luc Picard at April 20, 2017 03:47 PM (E5jIq)

83 Quite the photoshop:

http://tinyurl.com/mgc9lkr


Wait, Variety had a chance to put Blake Lively on the cover of that issue, and they decided to go with the misshapen homunculus instead?

Posted by: mysteries of publishing at April 20, 2017 03:47 PM (+INtM)

84 I know this will be a silly question but is there any evidence of Chelsea Clinton serving humanity in a real way. I mean apart from running a Clinton money laundering operation?
Is there anybody whose life has been improved by Chelsea Clinton? Other than Chelsea Clinton?

I had similar about Barack Obama, the community organizer. Was there any poor people who could testify that BO improved their lives? Was there a single community that was better for the work of BO?

Honest questions.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 20, 2017 03:47 PM (hJrjt)

85 She looks like a braying donkey.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 20, 2017 03:43 PM (riF5p)
............

Hmmm. Maybe we could get together for a duet.

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at April 20, 2017 03:48 PM (HgMAr)

86 So if you're not on twitter, you don't have to listen to this?

Gotcha.

::::goes back to making a sculpture of Winona flipping pancakes::::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 20, 2017 03:48 PM (Ga6y6)

87 "This is just the latest attempt by The Media Resistance to make Chelsea Clinton a thing."

Carpenter's remake of "The Thing".

Can u imagine THAT head running around on 8 legs?


Yeeek!

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at April 20, 2017 03:48 PM (n8Jnc)

88 28 Put her in a line-up with the other Presidents' daughters: Amy Carter, Jenna Bush, Barbara Bush the younger, and current first-daughter Ivanka. Then pick out the ugly ones.



Back when the tabloid Weekly World News existed, they had a columnist parody named "Ed Anger" who had a hilarious spoof about how "Democrat Daughters are UGLY". He went back to Julie Nixon vs. the Johnson daughters and Amy Carter.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 20, 2017 03:48 PM (ujg0T)

89 Had her mother won, she would have had a future in politics. Now, no way.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2017 03:48 PM (kTF2Z)

90 HRC 2.1 (the VF article is the first minor revision) is, so far, only a slight upgrade in charisma over HRC 1.11.2016 (itself revised so many times the code is a labyrinth of random 'goto' statements). So far the DNC has not been able to duplicate Billy 1.0, though BHO 1.1 seemed to have that charm but it only worked on half of humans and caused glitches in the speech subroutine to make it sound like Max Headroom most of the time.

Posted by: Ken in NH at April 20, 2017 03:48 PM (gDMFf)

91 I understand that Chelsea is quite the little raconteur on teh Twitterz.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2017 03:48 PM (8ZskC)

92 "66 Kathy, but, i'm sure she has wonderous arms."


That hurt. Trump ripped both of my arms off.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 20, 2017 03:48 PM (OD2ni)

93 Back in 2016 Anna Wintour (editor of Vogue and the real life Devil who wears Prada) gave an award to Chelsea and said:

"Chelsea started raising her own daughter while leading a global foundation, writing a book, and teaching. Some people still ask whether a woman can be both a visionary leader and a first-rate mother. Chelsea affirms the one-word answer for my daughter's generation: Yes."

Heh

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2017 03:48 PM (SIY7D)

94 Please, please, please keep this up, Democrats. Burn yourselves up keeping this going.


Buuuuuuuuurrrrrnnnnnnnn!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Join the Conspiracy of the Month Club at the Outrage Outlet! Flavored Tinfoil in May! at April 20, 2017 03:48 PM (hLRSq)

95 I remember when young women at my high school carried backpacks into the female bathrooms because of the 'stigma' behind them being menstrual. How all the 'guys' would taunt them to keep the stigma alive.

Yeah. I lied. The young women carried tampons in their purses like normal females.



Pro tip: Either carry them in your pocket every time, or carry your purse to the bathroom every time.
Carrying your purse to the bathroom once in a while is a dead giveaway.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 03:48 PM (vZ0KM)

96 Chelsea has a god awful weak chin and you just can't make that look good

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 20, 2017 03:46 PM (lKyWE)
=======================

I thought they did an implant. I couldn't tell you because I never look at her if I can avoid it. I did see the rhinoplasty though. It helped.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 20, 2017 03:48 PM (lwiT4)

97 So I should sign up for twit exactly why?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 20, 2017 03:48 PM (MINbv)

98 She looks like a braying donkey.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 20, 2017 03:43 PM (riF5p)


GFY

Posted by: Donkey at April 20, 2017 03:49 PM (8ZskC)

99 Posted by: Mega at April 20, 2017 03:45 PM (rhj5Q)

I would say that depends on who the particular Democrat is. I am still a registered Democrat. I am sinner in need of God's grace, as we all are but. I am not guided by Satan. Has the party gibe completely off the rails and have Bill and Hillary sold their souls-figuratively 0if not literally-yes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2017 03:49 PM (fDdVG)

100 The Carter's were a homely family. No wonder Billy drank so much.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 20, 2017 03:46 PM (OD2ni)


Billy was at least colorful and fun. His beer sucked (yes, I tried one), but he was mostly harmless.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 03:49 PM (PY9jH)

101 F Schumer
Marry Clinton
Kill Dunham

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 20, 2017 03:49 PM (khWYc)

102 Well, I'm sure she has a nice personality. Wait, no she doesn't. Not at all.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2017 03:50 PM (kTF2Z)

103 Have I mentioned today how very much Chelsea looks like Webb Hubbell?



Cause she does... they both have trout mouth.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 20, 2017 03:47 PM (qf8IB)

------

The lower lip is a dead giveaway. Tell me these two are not related.


http://tinyurl.com/hhdavwd

Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2017 03:50 PM (8XRCm)

104 91 I understand that Chelsea is quite the little raconteur on teh Twitterz.

=========

What the fuck else does she have to do all day?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 03:50 PM (vg8iE)

105 I'm guessing it helps that dear Chelsea is on the Board of Directors for IAC, Barry Diller's huge media/internet corporation. Gotta take care of your own, yo!

Don't know if IAC owns Variety and The Hill, but bot publications are clearly marching to someone's orders to hype, hype, hype the crap out of Chelsea. Or maybe they're both run by uber Clinton insiders.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 03:50 PM (NOIQH)

106 94 Please, please, please keep this up, Democrats. Burn yourselves up keeping this going.


Buuuuuuuuurrrrrnnnnnnnn!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Join the Conspiracy of the Month Club at the Outrage Outlet! Flavored Tinfoil in May! at April 20, 2017 03:48 PM (hLRSq)

==============

I'm pretty sure that activist left wants nothing to do with it.

The Clinton machine's insistence on maintaining relevance in the face of obvious irrelevence is going to do wonderful things to comity within the Democratic Party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 03:50 PM (/prE6)

107 I don't know that I've ever seen a picture of Amy Carter.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 03:44 PM
=======================

I only remember pictures of her from when they lived in the WH. I have no idea what she went on to do as an adult. And that's fine.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 20, 2017 03:46 PM


think of a female Ron Howard without the receding hairline

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 20, 2017 03:50 PM (ZQfW9)

108
F Schumer

Marry Clinton

Kill Dunham

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 20, 2017 03:49 PM (khWYc)


Eewww on all of them. You'd be drunk, right? Like, coyote ugly drunk?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 03:50 PM (PY9jH)

109 "Chelsea started raising her own daughter while leading a global foundation, writing a book, and teaching.
=====================



Translation: Her name was on the stationery of her parents money-laundering scam. She hired a ghost writer. She gave a speech to a 4th grade class.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 20, 2017 03:50 PM (lwiT4)

110 Though I'm no prize, if I had Clinton money I'd look good on a magazine cover: excellent makeup, fabulous hair, great clothing, perfect skin. She, despite all the efforts of her "team," manages to look dowdy and perpetually petulant.

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 20, 2017 03:51 PM (43OZ6)

111 Chelsea has a god awful weak chin and you just can't make that look good

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic


I was trying to man-splain this to the wife. She didn't seem to understand. Men look at certain things with a high priority. Then other things.

But no matter how good the other things are a weak chin just looks like something that no amount of 'good strong DNA' is going to erase in the next generation.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 20, 2017 03:51 PM (HTdUD)

112 A dildo in every pot.

Posted by: Ready For Chelsea!!11!! at April 20, 2017 03:51 PM (vtcmf)

113 http://tinyurl.com/kfw7ahq

This ones even better.

Before her "touch ups"

Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2017 03:51 PM (8XRCm)

114 89 Had her mother won, she would have had a future in politics. Now, no way.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2017 03:48 PM (kTF2Z)
===============

She has a future in politics! We're not listening to you! Na-na-na-na-na...

Posted by: MSM at April 20, 2017 03:51 PM (gDMFf)

115 Chelsea's closer to a 3 than a 5. She has awful skin and moves like a puppet.

That's my girl!!!

Posted by: Howdy of Doodyville at April 20, 2017 03:52 PM (oVJmc)

116 Chelsea's pretty, Melania isn't, and there are five lights.

Posted by: Mega at April 20, 2017 03:52 PM (rhj5Q)

117 Chelsea is neither ugly nor beautiful. She's just...normal. Now, mind you, she's no doubt got very highly paid consultants to come up with her 'best look', just as Steve Jobs paid someone a bunch of money to come up with the black-turtleneck thing (yes, really.)

What Chels-thing looks like is immaterial except insofar as Vanity Fair and the rest want to pimp her.

And. They. Do.

Unfortunately.

Posted by: JEM at April 20, 2017 03:52 PM (TppKb)

118
The lower lip is a dead giveaway. Tell me these two are not related.





http://tinyurl.com/hhdavwd

Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2017 03:50 PM (8XRCm)


That looks like a tell to me. And you can most definitely see the Princess has had a chin implant.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 03:52 PM (PY9jH)

119
She's female! She's got female body parts. She has access to expensive foods, exercise equipment, and medical care. I have no doubt it's possible for her to look like a female human that is of mating quality... from the neck down. I don't think that should come as a shock to anyone. At least not heterosexual men.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 20, 2017 03:47 PM (TOk1P)

In her bikini pics she looks like hundreds of other women you'd see on a beach on a hot Sunday. afternoon

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 20, 2017 03:53 PM (lKyWE)

120 Media Absolutely Determined to Continue Operating as PR Shop for Clintons, Even If the Only Remaining Clinton is... Chelsea


Yep. Now that Boots the cat and Buddy the dog are out of the picture that only leaves Chelsea.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 03:53 PM (SRKgf)

121 >>Well, I'm sure she has a nice personality. Wait, no she doesn't. Not at all.


Apparently she takes after her mommy: unpleasant to work for.

http://pagesix.com/2015/05/18/chelsea-sends-clinton-foundation-staff-running/

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 03:53 PM (NOIQH)

122 F Schumer

Marry Clinton

Kill Dunham

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 20, 2017 03:49 PM (khWYc)

Eewww on all of them. You'd be drunk, right? Like, coyote ugly drunk?

Posted by: Jane D'oh



Take the blue pill. Get it nice and hard. Then mainline bourbon.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 03:53 PM (vZ0KM)

123 I'm guessing it helps that dear Chelsea is on the Board of Directors for IAC, Barry Diller's huge media/internet corporation.



"Um, I would like to propose that, umm maybe we should have free 7-Up or something in the break room. Do I, uh, have any seconds?"

Posted by: Director Chelsea at April 20, 2017 03:53 PM (8ZskC)

124 I understand that Chelsea is quite the little raconteur on teh Twitterz.

Posted by: Cicero

And also Twizzlers

Posted by: Bruce at April 20, 2017 03:53 PM (k0vjy)

125 LMAO


Let them

Let them keep digging that deep hole

Let them push Chelsea, Waters, Foul mouthed Perez, Ellison, and every left wing nut out there.

Posted by: Vinnie from Bayone at April 20, 2017 03:53 PM (KlI/a)

126 Lifetime Impact award? What exactly was the impact? She did crater at NBC, her book was comparable to a SMOD, she does speak as if concussed, but not sure if any of these is really a lifetime impact.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at April 20, 2017 03:53 PM (OC/e1)

127 A dildo in every pot.

Hillshire Farm Turkey Kielbasa rope sausage.

$3.99 at Safeway.

Posted by: JEM at April 20, 2017 03:53 PM (TppKb)

128 11

Yep. Early thread winner.

Posted by: The Letter X at April 20, 2017 03:53 PM (VFhMt)

129 "who, at 37 years old, will receive a 'Lifetime Impact' award from Variety on Friday for her 'humanitarian work'"

If you read the fine print, the Crown Princess is being honored for her "work" in the field of "reducing childhood obesity".

Except, ummmmmmmm, the childhood obesity rate has not actually, y'know, gone _down_.

So: state that one is earnestly concerned about a trendy problem. Without actually accomplishing anything or solving said problem. Promptly collect gushing media plaudits and glossy honoraria. Nice work if you can get it.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 20, 2017 03:53 PM (qJjMA)

130 Posted by: Northernlurker at April 20, 2017 03:47 PM (hJrjt)
=============================


No, and No. You should see the neighborhood that Obama "organized". It's unbelievable.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 20, 2017 03:54 PM (lwiT4)

131 Hillary, a two-time presidential run loser, who was married to a president, is now going to embrace the "Chelsea Movement"? I'd think it would be a devastating blow to her already shredded ego.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 20, 2017 03:54 PM (Ivjge)

132 >>>F Schumer
Marry Clinton
Kill Dunham

This is actually remarkably well-thought.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 20, 2017 03:54 PM (Ga6y6)

133 Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 03:50 PM (NOIQH)



Variety is owned by Penske Media.... IAC owns stuff like Tinder and Grinder...

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2017 03:54 PM (jjaLl)

134 101 F Schumer
Marry Clinton
Kill Dunham

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sounds right. and no pre-nup.

Not being fat by itself scores enough points for me to put her over those other two.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 03:54 PM (PNcou)

135 Repeated from this morning:

Getting a blow job from Chelsea Clinton technically counts as anal.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 20, 2017 03:54 PM (ZQpd0)

136 The lower lip is a dead giveaway. Tell me these two are not related.





http://tinyurl.com/hhdavwd

Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2017 03:50 PM (8XRCm)

She is the spitting image of him.... it makes me wonder if Bill was ever able to actually bed Hillary or whether he was shooting blanks. One of the two had to be the case as I don't see Hillary cheating with a guy.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 20, 2017 03:54 PM (qf8IB)

137 They can get Chelsea into some safe seat in the Senate or House on the East or West Coast.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2017 03:55 PM (fDdVG)

138 Chelsea started raising her own daughter while leading a global foundation
____________________

LOL. That's funny.

According to John Podesta's e-mails (and who would know better than him?), Princess Chelsea's "leadership" consisted mainly of siphoning the Clinton Foundation's charitable contributions into her own bank account, in order to fund her lavish wedding and even more lavish lifestyle.

But when you're a lefty, stealing money that was supposed to help poor people so that you can live the life of a 1%er is what it's all about.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 20, 2017 03:55 PM (riF5p)

139 "The Clinton machine's insistence on maintaining relevance in the face of obvious irrelevence is going to do wonderful things to comity within the Democratic Party."

Yep.

Bernie is hanging with DNC head Tom Perez.

Expect Obama to re-emerge soon. He may be foolish enough to use his German visit with AnGela as a spring board.

The Clintons have been reduced to running the She-Man Guy Haters Club wing of the party

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2017 03:55 PM (SIY7D)

140 the latest media raves for this unaccomplished bit of genetic happenstance.

Hey! I heard that!

Posted by: Monica's Blue Dress at April 20, 2017 03:55 PM (2z74n)

141 What has she done to reduce childhood obesity? Is she pushing that vegan crap on kids? Because that right there is child abuse as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 20, 2017 03:55 PM (lwiT4)

142
Why does Chelsea's face reminds me of a Jack O'Lantern?
Plus Amy Schumer's face has a potato vibe to it.

Posted by: YIKES! at April 20, 2017 03:55 PM (t6XCL)

143 Put her in a line-up with the other Presidents' daughters: Amy Carter, Jenna Bush, Barbara Bush the younger, and current first-daughter Ivanka. Then picl out the ugly ones.


Put the FLOTUSes in a lineup: Mooch, Melania, and Lawrence Taylor in drag, just to make it interesting. Would L.T. place or show? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 03:55 PM (SRKgf)

144 They do seem determined to foist clinton junior into running for some office in the very near future.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 20, 2017 03:55 PM (le7jz)

145 Buffalo Bob: Say kids, what time is it?
Kids: It's Chelsea Clinton Time!

It's Chelsea Clinton Time.
It's Chelsea Clinton Time.
Hillary and Chelsea too
Say Howdy Do to you.
Let's give a rousing cheer,
Cause Chelsea Clinton's here,
It's time to start the show,
So kids let's go!

- Your Betters in the Media

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 20, 2017 03:55 PM (Nwg0u)

146 --
--
104
91 I understand that Chelsea is quite the little raconteur on teh Twitterz.



=========



What the fuck else does she have to do all day?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 03:50 PM

--------

I'd bet decent money that she doesn't even do her twittering.

Posted by: irright at April 20, 2017 03:55 PM (pMGkg)

147 Chelsea looks like one of our waitresses. Even has the right name. Tammi, Tonya, Chelsea, Clymidia etc.

Posted by: Waffle House at April 20, 2017 03:55 PM (bc2Lc)

148 Bu - but we're using the finest jewelers rouge ! From Switzerland ! And the softest cotton cloths !
Why isn't it getting shiny ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at April 20, 2017 03:56 PM (KGH7Z)

149 31 not ugly, ordinary. a five or six



Several steps above Amy Schumer or Lena Dunham.





Posted by: Buzzsaw90


Apparently you haven't seen her DM bikini pics.

Very felching.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 20, 2017 03:56 PM (wTwJ2)

150 She failed at he primary purpose in life, to make Hillary seem human.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at April 20, 2017 03:56 PM (OC/e1)

151 From the people that gave you "The Smartest Man in the World" and his lovely wife, "The Most Beautiful Woman in the World". I don't have to name them, do I?

Posted by: tu3031 at April 20, 2017 03:56 PM (qJhUV)

152 Another policeman killed in Paris, one other wounded

Posted by: MAC-SOG at April 20, 2017 03:56 PM (QPdNE)

153 Yup let the left keep pushing the golden sperm daughter and this fuck:

Maxine Waters On Illegal Immigrants: This Is Their Country



As always, Maxine is confused. This country does not belong to illegal aliens it belongs to U.S. citizens and its damn well time she and her liberal pals were reminded of that fact.

Weasel Zippers

Give them a bigger shovel to dig with

Posted by: Vinnie from Bayone at April 20, 2017 03:57 PM (KlI/a)

154 You guys who say you'd marry Chelsea DO realize who your mother-in-law from hell would be? Right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 03:57 PM (PY9jH)

155 139
Yep.

Bernie is hanging with DNC head Tom Perez.

Expect Obama to re-emerge soon. He may be foolish enough to use his German visit with AnGela as a spring board.

The Clintons have been reduced to running the She-Man Guy Haters Club wing of the party
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2017 03:55 PM (SIY7D)

=============

All while every single one of them (except Obama, he don't care no more) is bending over backwards to appeal to an ever increasingly shrill base that demands no less than full on Marxist from every candidate with a D after their name.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 03:57 PM (/prE6)

156 You know who must be p*ssed about this?

The Kennedy's.

They have a former president that screwed every woman that moved.
They had a presidential brother that murdered someone.
They have a nephew that murdered someone.
They have a young attractive dead son of a president.
They have a token female former ambassador

Why is the media pushing the Clinton's rather than the Kennedy's?

Clintons are white trash. In fact, I think they make white trash look bad.

Plus, the Kennedy's have the New England accent, and Hillary has Fake Southern Black. And the latter are generally more photogenic.

Seems like a no brainer to me.

/of course, word on the street is that the Clintons have had a lot of people *cough* suicided and such, so maybe I've now answered my own question.

Posted by: shibumi at April 20, 2017 03:57 PM (FkAXz)

157 Pro tip: Either carry them in your pocket every time, or carry your purse to the bathroom every time.
Carrying your purse to the bathroom once in a while is a dead giveaway.

Posted by: rickb223


Perhaps you didn't read the Chelsea's latest. She had to lug her entire backpack into the bathroom because of the 'stigma' involved in carrying menstrual products in her purse.

You know what the guys in my high school said about young women who carried a backpack into the bathroom because of the stigma?

Nothing. We never saw a loser that pathetic, so can't really say.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 20, 2017 03:57 PM (HTdUD)

158 Shit...SO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 20, 2017 03:57 PM (KlI/a)

159 If you read the fine print, the Crown Princess is being honored for her "work" in the field of "reducing childhood obesity".
=========

I thought that was all Michelle?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 03:57 PM (vg8iE)

160 #SheExisted

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 03:38 PM


Threadwinner.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 20, 2017 03:57 PM (p+Wdc)

161 "Back when the tabloid Weekly World News existed, they had a columnist parody named "Ed Anger" who had a hilarious spoof about how "Democrat Daughters are UGLY". He went back to Julie Nixon vs. the Johnson daughters and Amy Carter."

Ed was hilarious. I remember when he dubbed SF San Fran Sissy-co. Ed later lamented that his "son" turned into a wimp and married a feminist that nagged him all of the time.


Posted by: Benji Carver at April 20, 2017 03:58 PM (OD2ni)

162 Pro tip: If your dog looks like Chelsea Clinton, shave it's ass and teach it to walk backwards

Posted by: Cesear Milan at April 20, 2017 03:58 PM (DpOmP)

163 She is so felch.

Posted by: Sporkatus at April 20, 2017 03:58 PM (eXSOZ)

164 Of course Hilary needed a guy. She married Bill, I'm sure they had sex.. The lawyer who died at Ft Marcy Park was supposedly in love with her. Hillary may have become a lesbian (if she is one) because she just loathed being married to Bill but it was political expediency

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2017 03:58 PM (fDdVG)

165 She failed at he primary purpose in life, to make Hillary seem human.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at April 20, 2017 03:56 PM (OC/e1)
=======================

I think you're right. Everything the Clintons do is calculated for political effect. They knew a childless couple would not endear themselves to voters.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 20, 2017 03:59 PM (lwiT4)

166 who, at 37 years old, will receive a "Lifetime Impact" award from Variety on Friday for her "humanitarian work."


She goes from triumph to triumph. Next up: Best of Breed at Cruft's, followed by a Lifetime Sassiness award from Twitter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 03:59 PM (SRKgf)

167 And I only comment on her looks because the press can't stop talking about what a lovely woman she's become.

Posted by: Chupacabra at April 20, 2017 03:59 PM (SjeCh)

168 156
Why is the media pushing the Clinton's rather than the Kennedy's?

Clintons are white trash. In fact, I think they make white trash look bad.

Plus, the Kennedy's have the New England accent, and Hillary has Fake Southern Black. And the latter are generally more photogenic.

Seems like a no brainer to me.

/of course, word on the street is that the Clintons have had a lot of people *cough* suicided and such, so maybe I've now answered my own question.

Posted by: shibumi at April 20, 2017 03:57 PM (FkAXz)

===============

Didn't they give up on the family when Jr. died?

I mean, he was the last photogenic one left, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 03:59 PM (/prE6)

169 The lawyer who died at Ft Marcy Park was supposedly in love with her.


So suicide is back on the table?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 03:59 PM (SRKgf)

170 Hillary and Hubble were bumping uglies? Hmm. Guess it goes to show that there's someone out there for everyone.

Don't worry, Robby Mook, you won't be a virgin forever.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2017 03:59 PM (kTF2Z)

171 Bravely manning the keyboard no matter the hour, firing off clever Twitter bon mots at the astonishing rate of two or three per day while taking an occasional break to wipe the drool from her chin or shriek at the paid help.

A true feminist superstar.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2017 04:00 PM (8ZskC)

172 Put the FLOTUSes in a lineup: Mooch, Melania, and Lawrence Taylor in drag, just to make it interesting. Would L.T. place or show? Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



Place.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 04:00 PM (vZ0KM)

173 Expect Obama to re-emerge soon. He may be foolish enough to use his German visit with AnGela as a spring board.

Yeah, but he's not coming back to the US for a long time.

Posted by: JEM at April 20, 2017 04:00 PM (TppKb)

174 154 You guys who say you'd marry Chelsea DO realize who your mother-in-law from hell would be? Right?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 03:57 PM (PY9jH)

My thought process was that Chelsea already was used to a loveless marriage where the husband and wife lead separate lives.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 20, 2017 04:00 PM (khWYc)

175 She looks rough for 37. Of course she looked rough when she was 12.

Posted by: NCKate at April 20, 2017 04:00 PM (mMBnd)

176
Hillary and Hubble were bumping uglies? Hmm. Guess it goes to show that there's someone out there for everyone.



Don't worry, Robby Mook, you won't be a virgin forever.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2017 03:59 PM (kTF2Z)


Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 04:00 PM (PY9jH)

177 "154 You guys who say you'd marry Chelsea DO realize who your mother-in-law from hell would be? Right?
Posted by: Jane D'oh"


Her MIL is no prize either. Former lib House member that got bounced in the 1994 sweep.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 20, 2017 04:00 PM (OD2ni)

178 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 03:59 PM (SRKgf)

Who knows what happened. Wherever the Clintons go there is scandal and corruption.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2017 04:01 PM (fDdVG)

179 Put the FLOTUSes in a lineup: Mooch, Melania, and Lawrence Taylor in drag, just to make it interesting. Would L.T. place or show? Inquiring minds want to know.
__________________

Well, LT does have a nice face, so I would have to put him ahead of Mooch and her jutting jaw.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 20, 2017 04:01 PM (riF5p)

180 Perhaps you didn't read the Chelsea's latest. She had to lug her entire backpack into the bathroom because of the 'stigma' involved in carrying menstrual products in her purse.


In fairness, she did use a plunger.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2017 04:01 PM (8ZskC)

181 >>>You guys who say you'd marry Chelsea DO realize who your mother-in-law from hell would be? Right?

Yes, MIL from hell and a real battleax bitch. However, FIL is funtime horndog. Model of parents marriage is two people going their own way. Chelsea seems dully pleasant. When MIL comes over, go to mancave with FIL and watch porn and drink beers. Better yet leave house and chase pornstars. It's the least offensive option.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 20, 2017 04:02 PM (Ga6y6)

182 >>"Um, I would like to propose that, umm maybe we
should have free 7-Up or something in the break room. Do I, uh, have
any seconds?"


Posted by: Director Chelsea


Not enough big words and sentence fragments!

"It's a priority to me, as a woman in a world that needs to continue progressing, and not falling backward, that our IAC story is about employees who are empowered, nurtured, and in particular, partnered with to be the most effective they can be, with the assistance of pure, refreshing beverages like 7-Up.."

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 04:02 PM (NOIQH)

183 Don't worry, Robby Mook, you won't be a virgin forever.

==============

Um, Robby's no virgin.

Posted by: Gay Bathhouses Everywhere at April 20, 2017 04:02 PM (vg8iE)

184 Well, LT does have a nice face, so I would have to put him ahead of Mooch and her jutting jaw.

And she's got a bigger ass.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 20, 2017 04:02 PM (qJhUV)

185 Maxine Waters On Illegal Immigrants: This Is Their Country


So Mexico is our country?

We'll need a big-ass sign there that says "Under New Management."

In a generation Mexico would be a world beater, and America would be a basket case. Then all the Mexicans would be crossing the border going south.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 04:03 PM (SRKgf)

186 Speaking of clones, I have one at my gym. You know the one of the hottest and great old girlfriends that was incredible with the sex (and ultimately batshit crazy). For the Ettes substitute guy. Everybody has that one girl or up to 5 girls that you would give an arm or a leg to have another weekend go with them.

In the past I've been known to change grocery stores and churches and gyms to avoid the clones. Major distraction.

So this girl is a clone of my girlfriend before I got married. Lived together for 8 months. Insane hot, sex appeal, and liked to fuck 4 to 5 times a day. Oh and 21.

So the clone. It's the same girl who wears the painted on pants that reveal everything. I have to look up at a 8 foot marker on the walls. Or close my eyes to jam out. And today she was doing everything to catch my eye. She is a southern cleat chaser. I caught her staring when I was doing my baseball workouts and stretches today. I caught her looking and she gave a smile like yeah you caught me. Came over to do one set on 3 different occasions just to get close to me.

This is trouble. She smells just like the ex girlfriend as well. The pheromones are in the air and are strong. I have to stay strong.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 20, 2017 04:03 PM (2qHjF)

187 OT


I guess I am officially old. My 26 year old niece was looking for a special occasion dress for a family wedding. I came across something I thought she might like. I emailed it to her and she said "Nice! I'll show it to my mom. That would be perfect for her!"


sigh ..... carry on

Posted by: grammie winger at April 20, 2017 04:03 PM (lwiT4)

188

Terrorist shooting in Paris

Posted by: ThunderB at April 20, 2017 04:03 PM (p1kLq)

189 Dance Chelsea, dance. Momma needs a new walker.

Posted by: Old Hag Hillary at April 20, 2017 04:03 PM (7Txj/)

190 >>>So suicide is back on the table?

When was it off?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 20, 2017 04:03 PM (Ga6y6)

191 JFK, Jr. was prettier.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 20, 2017 04:04 PM (iRu64)

192 23 Meanwhile, the Religion of Peace (TM) strikes again in Paris.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Should be MAJOR news, but the media, knowing the perp is surely a Mus, acts like "just another day in Paris! La de da."

And, as expected, the anti-white mass-murderer from 36 hours ago is already totally forgotten.

Posted by: zombie at April 20, 2017 04:04 PM (DQ4Fv)

193 Palestinians ask Red Cross to intervene in hunger strike
Palestinian UN ambassador appeals to the International Committee of the Red Cross to intervene in the hunger strike by Palestinian security prisoners.

Tip for the Palis: Open Mouth, Put food in mouth, Chew or not, swallow--****BINGO no hunger.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 20, 2017 04:04 PM (KlI/a)

194 145-
Heh. I read that as Buffalo Bill.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 20, 2017 04:04 PM (Co0D0)

195 Amy Schumer's face has a potato vibe to it.

-
Schmucky Tumor and Shamy Tumor.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 20, 2017 04:04 PM (Nwg0u)

196 In case anyone's wondered, I'm still alive. Sometimes I don't believe it either.

Posted by: Podesta at April 20, 2017 04:04 PM (qJhUV)

197 I don't think Chelsea is objectively ugly - she's a tad below average. Given her parentage, she's actually better looking than she should be. But that's about the only nice thing I can say about her.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 20, 2017 04:04 PM (oZ6kz)

198 who, at 37 years old, will receive a "Lifetime Impact" award from Variety

My baby has been cheated. Why, oh, why wasn't she nominated for a Nobel Prize?????

Posted by: Hil at April 20, 2017 04:04 PM (vI+F1)

199 Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 20, 2017 04:03 PM (2qHjF)
===========

Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!! I want floppy weiner stories from the gym and I want them NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Shep at April 20, 2017 04:04 PM (vg8iE)

200 I don't think Chelsea is objectively ugly - she's a tad below average. Given her parentage, she's actually better looking than she should be. But that's about the only nice thing I can say about her.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 20, 2017 04:04 PM (oZ6kz)

Without being mean...I think she got the worst of both parents. Luck of the squirt I guess?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 20, 2017 04:05 PM (KlI/a)

201 Has she picked up the medal and check in Oslo yet?

Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at April 20, 2017 04:05 PM (VFhMt)

202 Howdy! Reporting for doody...

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 20, 2017 04:05 PM (5gBtw)

203
Carrying your purse to the bathroom once in a while is a dead giveaway.
--

Um... I don't trust people, so I always take my purse with me regardless.

Posted by: shibumi at April 20, 2017 04:05 PM (FkAXz)

204

Media busy normalizing and ignoring terrorist attacks now

And just plain out lying about it

Posted by: ThunderB at April 20, 2017 04:06 PM (p1kLq)

205 Chelsea seems dully pleasant. When MIL comes over,
go to mancave with FIL and watch porn and drink beers. Better yet leave
house and chase pornstars. It's the least offensive option.



Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 20, 2017 04:02 PM (Ga6y6)


From what the Secret Services guys say, Chelsea is a bitch on wheels just like her mom.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 20, 2017 04:06 PM (qf8IB)

206 Palestinians ask Red Cross to intervene in hunger strike
Palestinian UN ambassador appeals to the International Committee of the Red Cross to intervene in the hunger strike by Palestinian security prisoners.

Tip for the Palis: Open Mouth, Put food in mouth, Chew or not, swallow--****BINGO no hunger.
Posted by: Nevergiveup



You would think it's a no brainer.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 04:06 PM (vZ0KM)

207 Without being mean...I think she got the worst of both parents. Luck of the squirt I guess?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 20, 2017 04:05 PM (KlI/a)


I deserve a little credit here too.

Posted by: Fetal alcohol syndrome at April 20, 2017 04:06 PM (8nWyX)

208 I always take my purse with me, too.

Posted by: Shep at April 20, 2017 04:06 PM (vg8iE)

209 not even with aces' dick.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2017 04:06 PM (xlfIr)

210 Amy Schumer's face has a potato vibe to it.


Look up Potato or Amy Schumer.

Posted by: eleven at April 20, 2017 04:06 PM (qUNWi)

211 "Carrying your purse to the bathroom once in a while is a dead giveaway."


So is carrying the newspaper.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 20, 2017 04:07 PM (OD2ni)

212 I don't care if people see me walking into the ladies room with a backpack. I keep all my woman-like products in there. As a matter of fact, I chew on tampons like a cigar just to prove how much of a woman I am.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 20, 2017 04:07 PM (Fmupd)

213 Has she picked up the medal and check in Oslo yet?




I thought the Westminster dog show was in New York?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 04:08 PM (vZ0KM)

214 JFK, Jr. was prettier.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 20, 2017 04:04 PM (iRu64)

He was a pretty, pretty man... and seemed to be relatively masculine too.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 20, 2017 04:08 PM (qf8IB)

215 Without being mean...I think she got the worst of both parents. Luck of the squirt I guess?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 20, 2017 04:05 PM (KlI/a)



Hey, don't pick on a man's looks when he can't fight back...

actually she's a 4.5 after all the plastic surgery...

Posted by: Webb Hubbel at April 20, 2017 04:08 PM (DpOmP)

216 >>From what the Secret Services guys say, Chelsea is a bitch on wheels just like her mom.


Yeah, does she rage, swear, and throw things like mommy does?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 04:08 PM (NOIQH)

217 I guess I am officially old. My 26 year old niece was looking for a special occasion dress for a family wedding. I came across something I thought she might like. I emailed it to her and she said "Nice! I'll show it to my mom. That would be perfect for her!"


sigh ..... carry on
--

It could be worse.

I went out to an Easter buffet, and a VERY overweight woman was wearing the same style dress I was. Just a different color and pattern.

Sure, I looked better but I now have to live with the knowledge that I wear the Dresses of the Obese.

/because every dress must be sleeveless, except those for women over 600lbs.

Posted by: shibumi at April 20, 2017 04:08 PM (FkAXz)

218 Whats wrong with Chelsea's face on that cover? Looks like a clown mask. Just saying....

Posted by: Allen B at April 20, 2017 04:09 PM (SlRWg)

219 I don't know that I've ever seen a picture of Amy Carter.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 03:44 PM (vg8iE)


Here ya go: http://tinyurl.com/m784or3

This could be a photo of an offensive lineman for Patriots. I'm not sure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 04:09 PM (SRKgf)

220 >>>>Is Chelsea ugly? Discuss.

If a guy gets a blow job from Chelsea it counts as anal.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 20, 2017 04:09 PM (4OJHP)

221 I'm just a dumb guy. If a girl/woman took her purse to the bathroom why would I infer anything. Powder her nose?

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2017 04:09 PM (SIY7D)

222 Palestinians ask Red Cross to intervene in hunger strike

Palestinian UN ambassador appeals to the International Committee of
the Red Cross to intervene in the hunger strike by Palestinian security
prisoners.


ICRC: "Want a hamburger, Mahmoud?"
Mahmoud: "No! Infidel!
ICRC: "Hey, we tried."

Posted by: tu3031 at April 20, 2017 04:09 PM (qJhUV)

223 Who leaves their purse and walks away into the bathroom? I haven't had a period since 1991 and I still take my purse in with me. What ? I should leave it on the floor?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 20, 2017 04:10 PM (lwiT4)

224 terrorism in paris? must be a day ending in y. that place is lost. let me know when there is no terrorism in paris. coming soon to a city near you. thanks, phuckstick.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2017 04:10 PM (xlfIr)

225 Am I the only one who feels like sometimes my computer works faster when I start Task Manager? Like, oh shit, the boss is getting pissed.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 20, 2017 04:10 PM (Ga6y6)

226 Michelle Malkin goes on to document in retching detail some of the latest media raves for this unaccomplished bit of genetic happenstance.


Anarchist author and philosopher Stewart Home, who (I'm not really embarrassed to admit) used to be a friend of mine, made a specialty out of writing vividly in his novels of the "genetic poverty" of the aristocratic class, using terminology and imagery that would make even Ace blush, saying things like "The emaciated DNA swam desperately in search of nutrients in the sad little dribble of splooge eked from the needle-dick of the inbred Lord Chinless." (I made that up, but you get the idea.)

Posted by: zombie at April 20, 2017 04:10 PM (DQ4Fv)

227 214 JFK, Jr. was prettier.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 20, 2017 04:04 PM (iRu64)

He was a pretty, pretty man... and seemed to be relatively masculine too.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 20, 2017 04:08 PM (qf8IB)



Yeah, he was a pretty boy. Even I could tell that, and I can't judge guys' looks for shit.

OTOH, he was dumb as a post, so there's that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 04:10 PM (SRKgf)

228 "This is just the latest attempt by The Media Resistance to make Chelsea Clinton a thing."

Hey, what do you expect? Our foundation ain't gonna influence peddle on its own.

Posted by: Old Hag Hillary at April 20, 2017 04:10 PM (7Txj/)

229 In case anyone's wondered, I'm still alive. Sometimes I don't believe it either.


Posted by: Podesta at April 20, 2017 04:04 PM (qJhUV)

---------

Avoid the free tour of Fort Marcy Park.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at April 20, 2017 04:10 PM (iT57s)

230 How many tampons can you fit into a J. Crew Messenger bag?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2017 04:10 PM (8ZskC)

231 >>>>Whats wrong with Chelsea's face on that cover? Looks like a clown mask. Just saying....
.
.
.Now that you mention it there is a sort of Killer Clowns from Outer Space vibe going on with that picture of her.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 20, 2017 04:11 PM (le7jz)

232 I'm not going to bash on Amy. She's never been shoved in my face.

Posted by: eleven at April 20, 2017 04:11 PM (qUNWi)

233 "Chelsea is a bitch on wheels just like her mom."

There was an article about the agita she caused when she was supposedly running the Foundation. IIRC, of all places NYT Sunday Magazine

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2017 04:11 PM (SIY7D)

234 219 I don't know that I've ever seen a picture of Amy Carter.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 03:44 PM (vg8iE)

Here ya go: http://tinyurl.com/m784or3

This could be a photo of an offensive lineman for Patriots. I'm not sure.
============

Thanks. Nope, I've never seen her in my life.

She looks like a typical middle-age mother of three. In fact, she looks eerily like someone I know.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 04:11 PM (vg8iE)

235 I take my purse and briefcase into restrooms. I'm not sure where I would leave it. With strangers?

Posted by: NCKate at April 20, 2017 04:11 PM (mMBnd)

236 OTOH, he was dumb as a post, so there's that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 04:10 PM (SRKgf)



But a heck of an aviator.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2017 04:11 PM (8ZskC)

237 227 Yeah, he was a pretty boy. Even I could tell that, and I can't judge guys' looks for shit.

OTOH, he was dumb as a post, so there's that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 04:10 PM (SRKgf)

===============

In what possible way would Jr.'s intelligence counted against him in Democratic politics?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 04:12 PM (/prE6)

238 Sure, I looked better but I now have to live with the knowledge that I wear the Dresses of the Obese.

Posted by: shibumi at April 20, 2017 04:08 PM (FkAXz)

---------

Oh honey, that made me laugh. Take comfort in the fact that You Wore It Better.

Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2017 04:12 PM (sBOL1)

239 I always carry my purse into the ladies room. Why not? I touch up my makeup/lipstick, whatever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 04:12 PM (PY9jH)

240 Attractive presidential kids?

Steven Ford!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 04:12 PM (NOIQH)

241 Hillary and Hubble were bumping uglies? Hmm. Guess it goes to show that there's someone out there for everyone.

-
Hillary Bill Cosby'd him.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 20, 2017 04:12 PM (Nwg0u)

242 Nothing quite says "fun, spontaneous laughter" like a four hour photo shoot and days of photoshopping.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 20, 2017 04:13 PM (oZ6kz)

243 239 I always carry my purse into the ladies room. Why not? I touch up my makeup/lipstick, whatever.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 04:12 PM (PY9jH)

=============

Well, if you make a big deal about it, then you too can be a warrior in the most important civil rights issue of this afternoon!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 04:13 PM (/prE6)

244 Ok, I can spot a problem with the feminist methodology. They want to promote women in politics, and then they try to push someone who lacks gravitas. Chelsea has even less than Hillary. Even when Hillary was young, she looked like a steely eyed lesbian you would not want to meet in a dark alley.

Why fixate on silly people like Chelsea, or Harf? Why not find someone with real gravitas, such as Maggie Thatcher possessed?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 20, 2017 04:13 PM (X88wM)

245 196 In case anyone's wondered, I'm still alive. Sometimes I don't believe it either.
Posted by: Podesta at April 20, 2017 04:04 PM (qJhUV)



Oversight on Hillary's part.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 04:13 PM (SRKgf)

246
I don't know that I've ever seen a picture of Amy Carter.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 03:44 PM (vg8iE)



Here ya go: http://tinyurl.com/m784or3



This could be a photo of an offensive lineman for Patriots. I'm not sure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 04:09 PM (SRKgf)
============================

Oh dear. That's .... unfortunate.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 20, 2017 04:13 PM (lwiT4)

247 From what the Secret Services guys say, Chelsea is a bitch on wheels just like her mom.


Yeah, does she rage, swear, and throw things like mommy does?


Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 04:08 PM (NOIQH)

I don't know if she has progressed to the throwing things stage but the NY Post says she rages and swears.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 20, 2017 04:13 PM (qf8IB)

248 Who leaves their purse and walks away into the
bathroom? I haven't had a period since 1991 and I still take my purse in
with me. What ? I should leave it on the floor?


Posted by: grammie winger at April 20, 2017 04:10 PM (lwiT4)
My MIL was at a home show and needed to use the bathroom and all they had was porta potty. She the thought the metal urinal was a purse holder....

Posted by: MAC-SOG at April 20, 2017 04:13 PM (QPdNE)

249 242 Nothing quite says "fun, spontaneous laughter" like a four hour photo shoot and days of photoshopping.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 20, 2017 04:13 PM (oZ6kz)

================

"I'm so...tired. I haven't seen my children in weeks..."
-Varity Photoshop Person

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 04:14 PM (/prE6)

250 When we're in NYC weekend after this, I'll see if I can get my husband to go to Trump Tower and try a luxurious, classy taco bowl.

I'll sneak a picture of it (I hate people who photograph their food).

I'll report back as to whether it was as bigly as PDT says it is.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 04:14 PM (PY9jH)

251 My MIL was at a home show and needed to use the bathroom and all they had was porta potty. She the thought the metal urinal was a purse holder....
=======

Of, for the love of God. I hope she burned it afterwards.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 04:14 PM (vg8iE)

252 Who is Cheslea Ace?

Posted by: A Boy Named Sue at April 20, 2017 04:14 PM (lSOGx)

253 244 Ok, I can spot a problem with the feminist methodology. They want to promote women in politics, and then they try to push someone who lacks gravitas. Chelsea has even less than Hillary. Even when Hillary was young, she looked like a steely eyed lesbian you would not want to meet in a dark alley.

Why fixate on silly people like Chelsea, or Harf? Why not find someone with real gravitas, such as Maggie Thatcher possessed?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 20, 2017 04:13 PM (X88wM)

==============

Maybe they should just ensure equality before the law and let powerful women naturally spring up and pursue paths that will end up in leadership positions?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 04:15 PM (/prE6)

254 I'm just a dumb guy. If a girl/woman took her purse to the bathroom why would I infer anything. Powder her nose?
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2017 04:09 PM (SIY7D)


Even if a girl/woman pulled a tampon out of her purse and said "hey, I'll be right back, gotta go stick this in myself because I'm bleeding down there" who would even give a shit? It's not like some galactic mystery or something. Everybody knows it happens.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 04:15 PM (8nWyX)

255 I was named after that great American patriot, Chelsea Manning.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 20, 2017 04:15 PM (vg8iE)

256 shibumi - I'm certain you looked fabulous. No doubt.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 20, 2017 04:15 PM (lwiT4)

257 "Back when the tabloid Weekly World News existed, they had a columnist parody named 'Ed Anger'"

The best Ed Anger line was "Should we have the electric chair for Death Row creeps? No! We should have electric bleachers! Fry them in bunches!"

Posted by: torquewrench at April 20, 2017 04:15 PM (qJjMA)

258
Media busy normalizing and ignoring terrorist attacks now


And just plain out lying about it
----

Terrorism is a label that we, in the West, have forced onto a valid, admirable and beautiful culture that we can never hope to understand due to the inherent horrific prejudices we have.

What is happening is now simply a completely valid and understandable expression of individual frustration with our completely unmanageable, prejudiced and racist Western society. The only way we can hope to make these people from other nations at home in the West is to, as a government and as a people, convert to Islam and accept the caliphate. Only then will peace descend on the world, as per the words of the Profit Mohammad, PBUH.

/do you really think this statement is that far off?

Posted by: The MFM at April 20, 2017 04:15 PM (FkAXz)

259 My MIL was at a home show and needed to use the
bathroom and all they had was porta potty. She the thought the metal
urinal was a purse holder....


Posted by: MAC-SOG at April 20, 2017 04:13 PM (QPdNE)


Yeesh. I hope she threw it away and scoured her hands.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 04:15 PM (PY9jH)

260 Yeah, Amy Carter takes the cake for goofy looking POTUS kids - just look at her Wikipedia picture.

Also, she named her cat 'Misty Malarky Ying Yang'? The friggin 70's, man....

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 20, 2017 04:16 PM (oZ6kz)

261 >>>>I'm just a dumb guy. If a girl/woman took her purse to the bathroom why would I infer anything. Powder her nose?

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2017 04:09 PM (SIY7D)



Even if a girl/woman pulled a tampon out of her purse and said "hey,
I'll be right back, gotta go stick this in myself because I'm bleeding
down there" who would even give a shit? It's not like some galactic
mystery or something. Everybody knows it happens.
.
.
.Oh Dear Lord, we simply do not talk about those things......

Posted by: The 1950s at April 20, 2017 04:16 PM (le7jz)

262 Of, for the love of God. I hope she burned it afterwards.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 04:14 PM (vg8iE)
It was discarded

Posted by: MAC-SOG at April 20, 2017 04:16 PM (QPdNE)

263 This is trouble. She smells just like the ex girlfriend as well. The pheromones are in the air and are strong. I have to stay strong.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 20, 2017 04:03 PM (2qHjF)

If it helps, she isn't your ex-girlfriend and human clones aren't real. So far.

Posted by: troyriser at April 20, 2017 04:16 PM (Fw5cQ)

264 My MIL was at a home show and needed to use the
bathroom and all they had was porta potty. She the thought the metal
urinal was a purse holder....


Posted by: MAC-SOG at April 20, 2017 04:13 PM (QPdNE)
============================

Oh. Oh dear. Oh my goodness.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 20, 2017 04:16 PM (lwiT4)

265 Why didn't Chelsea's grandmother get that abortion? Why? Everything is clearly her fault.

Posted by: MAGA at April 20, 2017 04:16 PM (LQ1Q3)

266 Who leaves their purse and walks away into the bathroom?



The ladies in my office? Of course, our offices are behind secured,badged doors.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 04:17 PM (vZ0KM)

267 222 Palestinians ask Red Cross to intervene in hunger strike

Palestinian UN ambassador appeals to the International Committee of
the Red Cross to intervene in the hunger strike by Palestinian security
prisoners.


ICRC: "Want a hamburger, Mahmoud?"
Mahmoud: "No! Infidel!
ICRC: "Hey, we tried."
--------

Soon the Israelis will be called inhumane monsters. Not because they let the jihadi assholes die. No, it will be because they will pin them in a chair and force feed the scum to keep it alive.

I seem to remember the guards at Guantanamo being excoriated for this when the jihadis tried that in the Bush Administration.

Posted by: rd at April 20, 2017 04:17 PM (iT57s)

268 Actually, Hillary Clinton herself wasn't as ugly as Chelsea --at least until she started college and stopped washing her hair.
And as an aside, I hate calling Chelsea "ugly" just as I hated commenting on Michelle's looks. But they bring it out of us by always trying to build them up to be something they'll never be.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 20, 2017 04:17 PM (7uYFy)

269 Of all of the sperm that potentially could have fertilized Hillary's zygote, this is what Bill ended up with.

Darwin was wrong.

Posted by: Fritz at April 20, 2017 04:17 PM (TNQMS)

270 Electric bleachers FTW.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 20, 2017 04:18 PM (Co0D0)

271 .Oh Dear Lord, we simply do not talk about those things......
Posted by: The 1950s at April 20, 2017 04:16 PM (le7jz)



The 1950s were good.

We should go back to that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 04:18 PM (SRKgf)

272 F, marry , kill

Amy Schumer
Chelsea Clinton
Lena Dunham



I actually think I could salvage Amy Schumer. The rest are cull.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 20, 2017 04:18 PM (QQ+il)

273 257 "Back when the tabloid Weekly World News existed, they had a columnist parody named 'Ed Anger'"

The best Ed Anger line was "Should we have the electric chair for Death Row creeps? No! We should have electric bleachers! Fry them in bunches!"
Posted by: torquewrench at April 20, 2017 04:15 PM (qJjMA)


Didn't someone comment here under that name?

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 04:18 PM (xjiRE)

274 Chelsea: You can't squeeze blood out of a turnip, but you can get filthy rich squeezing cash out of Haiti.

Posted by: OCBill at April 20, 2017 04:18 PM (df+Zi)

275 268 Actually, Hillary Clinton herself wasn't as ugly as Chelsea --at least until she started college and stopped washing her hair.
And as an aside, I hate calling Chelsea "ugly" just as I hated commenting on Michelle's looks. But they bring it out of us by always trying to build them up to be something they'll never be.
========

Actually, Hillary looked rather good toward the end of Bill's first term and about 1/3 of the way through his second. After that, you could tell that she turned the corner, aging-wise, and it was all downhill from there.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 04:18 PM (vg8iE)

276 When Jesus talked about "whitewashed tombs", He had the Clinton family in mind.

Posted by: Roy at April 20, 2017 04:19 PM (7n4KQ)

277 Why do they feel obligated to save hunger strikers?

I'm assuming the people upset by this are the same ones who support things like assisted suicide.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 04:19 PM (NOIQH)

278 Who leaves their purse and walks away into the bathroom?



The ladies in my office? Of course, our offices are behind secured,badged doors.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 04:17 PM (vZ0KM)
=========================

I don't even leave my purse in the pew if I have to use the restroom at church. I'm not sure if people are aware - Lutherans are well-known identity thieves.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 20, 2017 04:19 PM (lwiT4)

279 How many tampons can you fit into a J. Crew Messenger bag?

Asking for a friend.

--------------------------------------
36 Tampons or 4 Manpons

Posted by: J. Crew Purse Department FAQ at April 20, 2017 04:19 PM (7Txj/)

280 JFK Jr could have had his pick of any woman and he always chose the the long /big faced women ( they can still be pretty). He had a type.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 20, 2017 04:19 PM (khWYc)

281 shibumi - I'm certain you looked fabulous. No doubt.
--

Thank you Grammy. And I'm glad I made you laugh bluebell.

You know, if dress designers started making dresses with, oh, I don't know... SLEEVES, they'd make a freaking fortune.

/I dare everyone to go to any random department store and see how many spring/ summer dresses with sleeves you can find. The 'ettes know what I'm saying...

Posted by: shibumi at April 20, 2017 04:20 PM (FkAXz)

282 And as an aside, I hate calling Chelsea "ugly" just as I hated commenting on Michelle's looks. But they bring it out of us by always trying to build them up to be something they'll never be.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 20, 2017 04:17 PM (7uYFy)


Michelle's looks were fine, it's a combination of seething resentment, Motel 6 drapery, and the Dour Glower of Power that made her so repugnant.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 04:20 PM (8nWyX)

283 Well,this would make you long for nude Chelsea...


http://tinyurl.com/lfv2gzo

Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 04:20 PM (r/0kC)

284 Chelsea wouldn't even look good through the wrong end of a Hubbell telescope.

Posted by: Minuteman at April 20, 2017 04:20 PM (aRXNK)

285 268; in lefty circles, hillary, chelsea, and mooch are standard bearers for sexy and beautiful. the bar is lower than a snakes ass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2017 04:21 PM (xlfIr)

286 >>You know, if dress designers started making dresses with, oh, I don't know... SLEEVES, they'd make a freaking fortune.


Amen!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 04:21 PM (NOIQH)

287 Well,this would make you long for nude Chelsea...


That certainly make me want to click your mystery link. BRB.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 20, 2017 04:21 PM (QQ+il)

288 I don't even leave my purse in the pew if I have to use the restroom at church. I'm not sure if people are aware - Lutherans are well-known identity thieves.
--

I don't leave my purse when I go to communion.

What's really funny is that an elderly gentleman gave me an "atta girl" for doing that. LOL.

It's not that I don't trust people, I just don't want to give them an opportunity to do something naughty.

Posted by: shibumi at April 20, 2017 04:21 PM (FkAXz)

289 DRESSCON3.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 20, 2017 04:21 PM (Co0D0)

290 I dare everyone to go to any random department store and see how many spring/ summer dresses with sleeves you can find. The 'ettes know what I'm saying...
Posted by: shibumi at April 20, 2017 04:20 PM (FkAXz)
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Oh yes I do. I did manage to find one with sleeves - 3/4 length even - for the summer wedding I'm attending, but it wasn't all that easy.

I'm so glad I stumbled onto this fashion thread. I had no idea.


Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2017 04:22 PM (sBOL1)

291 OT: shooting incident in Paris, breaking on Drudge.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 04:22 PM (SRKgf)

292 "You know, if dress designers started making dresses with, oh, I don't know... SLEEVES, they'd make a freaking fortune."


But I don't have any arms. So mean!!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 20, 2017 04:22 PM (OD2ni)

293 noood

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 20, 2017 04:22 PM (mpXpK)

294 The best Ed Anger line was "Should we have the electric chair for Death Row creeps? No! We should have electric bleachers! Fry them in bunches!"
Posted by: torquewrench at April 20, 2017 04:15 PM (qJjMA)


------------------


I wonder how many volts and amps it would take to do that. Quite a few. You'd almost have to hook it up to a series of diesel-electric locomotives to do a good job. Anyway, just thinkin'.

Posted by: Soona at April 20, 2017 04:22 PM (Fmupd)

295 You know, if dress designers started making dresses with, oh, I don't know... SLEEVES, they'd make a freaking fortune.
=====================================


No kidding. And with pretty prints, not those smushed-up colors they've dragged through a mud puddle and hurled onto the material. What ever happened to a crisp navy and white pinstripe? Now everything looks like something my grandmother wore as a housedress. And don't get me started on the cold-shoulder look.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 20, 2017 04:23 PM (lwiT4)

296 Nood. Paris.

Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at April 20, 2017 04:23 PM (ukNFU)

297 I'm so glad I stumbled onto this fashion thread. I had no idea.


Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2017 04:22 PM (sBOL1)

----

See.

Not all threads are guns bewbs and pointy elbows threads.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2017 04:23 PM (8XRCm)

298 A young Hillary might even have been a 7, had she tried. She went Lena, and made herself a 4

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2017 04:23 PM (SIY7D)

299 The 1950s were good.

We should go back to that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 04:18 PM (SRKgf)
---------

I'm with you. I'd be happy if we never had to discuss bodily fluids of any sort again. In fact, that's usually when I fade out.

Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2017 04:23 PM (sBOL1)

300 /I dare everyone to go to any random department
store and see how many spring/ summer dresses with sleeves you can find.
The 'ettes know what I'm saying...


Posted by: shibumi at April 20, 2017 04:20 PM (FkAXz)

And if they have sleeves, there is a big ol' cutout at the shoulder. Why do designers think we need or want "cold shoulders"?

Posted by: redbanzai at April 20, 2017 04:23 PM (qf8IB)

301 Nood angry amish

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at April 20, 2017 04:24 PM (5Uq5D)

302 Another terrorist attack in France on the Champs Elysees.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 20, 2017 04:24 PM (X88wM)

303 Have you ever been (have you ever been) to Electric Bleecher Land?

- Jimi Hendrix

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 20, 2017 04:24 PM (Nwg0u)

304 So of course when we get to the good part, Ace puts up a new thread. Down with the Patriarchy!

Posted by: grammie winger at April 20, 2017 04:24 PM (lwiT4)

305 Ivanka could beat the shit out of her.

Seen her hit a golf ball?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 20, 2017 04:24 PM (U6f54)

306 And don't get me started on the cold-shoulder look.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 20, 2017 04:23 PM (lwiT4)
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It looks cute on my 23-year-old daughter but that's it. That look will be dated before the end of the summer.

Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2017 04:25 PM (sBOL1)

307 Meh. She's no Lena Dunham.

Just take into account Lena works on making herself repulsive. It comes naturally to Chelsea.

Posted by: Minuteman at April 20, 2017 04:25 PM (aRXNK)

308 No kidding. And with pretty prints, not those
smushed-up colors they've dragged through a mud puddle and hurled onto
the material. What ever happened to a crisp navy and white pinstripe?
Now everything looks like something my grandmother wore as a housedress.
And don't get me started on the cold-shoulder look.


Posted by: grammie winger at April 20, 2017 04:23 PM (lwiT4)

IKR?!?

Posted by: redbanzai at April 20, 2017 04:25 PM (qf8IB)

309 Posted by: shibumi at April 20, 2017 04:08 PM (FkAXz)

If it was a different color and pattern it wasn't the same dress, and even if it were designers often make the same dress in different sizes. I imagine people were busy with the buffet and their conversation and were not thinking "My goodness; If that woman gained 150 lbs and changed her dress color and pattern she's look just like the very obese woman over there."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2017 04:25 PM (fDdVG)

310 I'm with you. I'd be happy if we never had to discuss bodily fluids of any sort again. In fact, that's usually when I fade out.
Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2017 04:23 PM (sBOL1)


Well yeah, but the worst you could say is that it's inappropriate or uncouth to discuss. It's not like some revelation that it actually happens to half of humanity on a regular basis.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 04:26 PM (8nWyX)

311 Oh, Jeeves! We're leaving now. Make sure you feed the dog. I'll feed the fish.

Posted by: JFK Jr at April 20, 2017 04:26 PM (kTF2Z)

312 I don't know about you people, but I would donate to Chelsea if it meant she'd run for national office. Hilarity, as they say, would ensue.

And:

WAR DAMN EAGLE BABY!

Posted by: spoonfeed me at April 20, 2017 04:26 PM (bcDxW)

313
Michelle's looks were fine, it's a combination of seething resentment, Motel 6 drapery, and the Dour Glower of Power that made her so repugnant.
--

Yep. She had the whole package, didn't she?

True story: I work with a single woman in her mid 50's. She's petite, the perfect weight, and is intelligent. If I was a guy, I'd say she was hittable.

However.. she's a raving feminazi libtard, and randomly goes off on people for things they did not even know they did.

So although may roll their eyes at women who have "a nice personality" I can guarantee you that looks + anger+ feminist does not equal men at your door. In fact, they run away. I've seen it.

Posted by: shibumi at April 20, 2017 04:27 PM (FkAXz)

314 The Democrats have to run "personalities" because they have no *principles*.

The Republicans should take note, lest the same fate befall them.

Posted by: Crusader at April 20, 2017 04:27 PM (ewSN2)

315 "Chelsea started raising her own daughter.............

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Now this is a great achievement, requiring great sacrifice, on the part of the left.

Posted by: Javems at April 20, 2017 04:27 PM (yOqwj)

316 She is tall too, has to be easily 5'8. I'm 5'9. I have no idea why the tall ones 5'7 and taller are drawn to me. It's the opposite of what should be. Maybe there is some indoctrination somewhere that caused this. I know taller beautiful women intimidate men because they tell me that since I was in highschool.

She is type you want to put a baby in to see how perfect your children would be. You don't think sex. You think conception.

Fuck!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 20, 2017 04:28 PM (2qHjF)

317 Yeah, he was a pretty boy. Even I could tell that, and I can't judge guys' looks for shit.

OTOH, he was dumb as a post, so there's that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at April 20, 2017 04:28 PM (RFeQD)

318 Oh, for heaven's sake, the press should just embrace the Divine Rights of Kings and be done with it...

Posted by: navybrat at April 20, 2017 04:28 PM (w7KSn)

319 A little trivia for you.

Steve Ford, Gerald's son, was in "When Harry Met Sally." He's the one who played her first boyfriend. When Sally (Meg Ryan) asked him if he had any female friends, he said "No...but if it will make you happy, I'll get some."

Not a big fan of RomComs, but that movie was awesome. More Com than Rom.

Posted by: Mike at April 20, 2017 04:29 PM (jFniP)

320 I don't even leave my purse in the pew if I have to use the restroom at church. I'm not sure if people are aware - Lutherans are well-known identity thieves.
Posted by: grammie winger


They're a dodgy bunch. Don't be fooled by the quaint jello obsession.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Breaking Bad, cooking meth at April 20, 2017 04:30 PM (RFeQD)

321 130 Posted by: Northernlurker at April 20, 2017 03:47 PM (hJrjt)
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No, and No. You should see the neighborhood that Obama "organized". It's unbelievable.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 20, 2017 03:54 PM (lwiT4)

I remember an inner city priest in Winnipeg who had a massive funeral upon his death. And yes there were many, many people willing to testify to the impact he had on their lives. By the way he was a conservative--his solutions for the inner city poor were conservative.
I find it odd that no one appears to have touched by Obama, or Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 20, 2017 04:31 PM (hJrjt)

322 The Clintons are like Asimov's Mule, as far as the Media is concerned. They've been altered to love and can never stop.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 20, 2017 04:31 PM (MZcWR)

323 I think somebody, an 'Ette I hope, commented on sleeveless dresses. I don't think they're a great fashion choice for women beyond a certain age.

My lovely wife is very fit and extremely high energy. And she has an attractive figure. But I'm not sure about sleeveless dresses.

One word for the problem--triceps.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 20, 2017 04:34 PM (hJrjt)

324 "Humanizing grin?" She has the grin of a fucking chipmunk
.

Posted by: Doug Case at April 20, 2017 04:34 PM (eM6QK)

325 244 Ok, I can spot a problem with the feminist methodology. They want to promote women in politics, and then they try to push someone who lacks gravitas. Chelsea has even less than Hillary. Even when Hillary was young, she looked like a steely eyed lesbian you would not want to meet in a dark alley.

Why fixate on silly people like Chelsea, or Harf? Why not find someone with real gravitas, such as Maggie Thatcher possessed?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 20, 2017 04:13 PM (X88wM)

I wonder why Democrats can't find any women of accomplishment outside the political realm--even a bimbo actress would be better than these tired political hacks. I'm guessing part of the problem is Dems truly believe the highest accomplishments are in politics. And that is a fundamental difference from conservatives.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 20, 2017 04:37 PM (hJrjt)

326 Conspiracy, thy name is Islamic and now progressive Democrat too.
http://tinyurl.com/jvvgh2b

Another similarity between the two.

Posted by: geoffb5 at April 20, 2017 04:47 PM (d3wbb)

327 "How cool does Chelsea Clinton look on our Power of Women, NY, cover?"

As cool as Cher on the cover of Equestrian Living.

Posted by: aelfheld at April 20, 2017 04:57 PM (IxDhF)

328 I want to insert a Chelsea/Ivanka comparison photo here.
I think Chelsea is outclassed in the Girl Power department.

Posted by: Cluebat at April 20, 2017 05:23 PM (9WTDY)

329 Late to thread, but it's a mean girl power play. They hate Ivanka and the Trump clan so they shower her equivalent on the left, Chelsea, with ridiculous unearned praise, thinking Ivanka will feel snubbed. Or something.

High school politics at its best.

Posted by: LizLem at April 20, 2017 05:38 PM (hvf9s)

330 I have to ask, what IS it about Chelsea, and for that matter Hillary? I get Bill, he has a certain roguish charm. But neither of the other Clintons deserves the near constant tongue baths they get from the media. Neither has, or likely will, accomplish much of note in their lives. Yet they are handed, over and over, prizes, awards, fawning articles....I just don't get it.

And I don't mean politics...I mean, their personalities, intelligence, what not seem to be deeply average....

And advancing and promoting them in this way doesn't help the Democrats. Surely there are much more competent and accomplished women out there that could be thrust forward.

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at April 20, 2017 05:57 PM (UgF8H)

331 I'm not sure if people are aware - Lutherans are well-known identity thieves.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 20, 2017 04:19 PM (lwiT4)


Not to mention those centuries-old, top secret/eyes only jello mold recipes.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 20, 2017 06:42 PM (/U083)

332 Bless her heart.

Posted by: Alis at April 20, 2017 07:26 PM (eLvFT)

333 And do they really want to expose their daughter to their own downfalls?? Leave the kid alone, bill and hill, terrible parents. Too bad she didn't get to know her real dad, he could have warned her about them. Sad.

Posted by: Alis at April 20, 2017 07:28 PM (eLvFT)

334 The entire Clinton focus has been and still is, to get someone into office who'll issue a blanket pardon against their criminality.

Posted by: Bildo at April 20, 2017 07:45 PM (YreU/)

335 Has anybody else said that a beejer from Chelsea counts as anal?

Posted by: Butch at April 20, 2017 09:04 PM (hXu8T)

336 Why y'all wanna bug on Webb's little girl for?

Posted by: Mad Joel at April 20, 2017 09:45 PM (UL7ve)

337 If you look at the picture in Variety for a minute or so, she turns into a horse! How'd they do that?

All of her mother's charm, and all of her father's (pick one, it doesn't matter) morals.

Posted by: The Exile at April 20, 2017 09:47 PM (mnZ59)

338 I hope I don't get banned for this, but I think we need a JFK, Jr fund to have Chelsea get some flying lessons.

Posted by: Joe Mack at April 20, 2017 11:04 PM (Pby3z)

339 Her brother that dried out in Monica's dress and 3 aborted sisters got all of Billy Jeff's charisma.

Poor Chelsea the abortion that got put off to make hill and Bill seem relatable for an election.

Posted by: Shiggz at April 21, 2017 02:44 AM (X8Fea)

340 A horse is a horse of course of course
And no one can talk to a horse of course
Unless of course that horse is the famous
Chelsea Clinton....

Posted by: Ddad99 at April 21, 2017 08:20 AM (fXoNx)

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