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Brothel
Joachim Beuckelaer

What? It's more difficult than you think.

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 first?

Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at April 20, 2017 09:23 AM (ukNFU)

2 Frisky.

Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at April 20, 2017 09:23 AM (ukNFU)

3 nd

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 09:24 AM (/prE6)

4 damn

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 09:24 AM (/prE6)

5 I have summoned The Others.

Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at April 20, 2017 09:24 AM (ukNFU)

6 Tig Ol' Bitties

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 20, 2017 09:24 AM (FZYNt)

7 th

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2017 09:24 AM (jxbfJ)

8 Weird

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 20, 2017 09:24 AM (mpXpK)

9 Nood lamp lit. Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 09:25 AM (vZ0KM)

10 Morning all.

That's an artist's rendition of all of us at Uncle Palp's wedding.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 20, 2017 09:25 AM (Jcg9Q)

11 Brothels before hothels.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 09:25 AM (GZRGf)

12 well, some things never change

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2017 09:26 AM (c6/9Q)

13 The guy doing a handstand on an overturned stool - is this the old way of getting upskirt shots?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2017 09:26 AM (jxbfJ)

14 9 Nood lamp lit. Corgis called.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 09:25 AM (vZ0KM)

===============

"News team, ASSEMBLE!!!!"

"We've been here the whole time."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 09:26 AM (/prE6)

15 Oh that saucy wench back by the fire bent over shaking her money maker.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 09:26 AM (vZ0KM)

16
Are the women breastfeeding or menstruating? Because we should have a national dialogue about that.

Posted by: Deep Thoughts of Chelsea Clinton at April 20, 2017 09:26 AM (HTdUD)

17 Who needs Viagra when you can rock a handstand on a stool?

Posted by: Under Fire at April 20, 2017 09:27 AM (ymRuQ)

18 Now that's something that I'd like to see in greater detail. How big is the original?

Posted by: josephistan at April 20, 2017 09:27 AM (7HtZB)

19 That's hotter than a Pilgrim Strip Club.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2017 09:27 AM (oVJmc)

20 Lewdness! Crudeness! But a disappointing lack of nudeness.

Also, is it just me or does the hooker outside the window at top left have a mustache?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 09:27 AM (GZRGf)

21 Now that's something that I'd like to see in greater detail. How big is the original?



That's what she said!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 09:27 AM (vZ0KM)

22 "No mishes were grabbed in the course of painting this. Boobs are something else."

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 20, 2017 09:28 AM (BWL+E)

23 Lewdness! Crudeness! But a disappointing lack of nudeness.




And a lack of carrots.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 09:28 AM (vZ0KM)

24 Is that a "Dutch Treat" ??

Posted by: Colin at April 20, 2017 09:28 AM (aPlcF)

25 The whore in the middle looks like Hillary. .

Posted by: Under Fire at April 20, 2017 09:29 AM (ymRuQ)

26 Also, is it just me or does the hooker outside the window at top left have a mustache?



Yes zhe does.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 09:29 AM (vZ0KM)

27 Well I hear it's fine if you got the time and the ten to get yourself in. Hawl,hawl,hawl,hawl.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 20, 2017 09:29 AM (9HkTr)

28 20
Lewdness! Crudeness! But a disappointing lack of nudeness.



Also, is it just me or does the hooker outside the window at top left have a mustache?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 09:27 AM (GZRGf)

So there were trannies even then?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2017 09:29 AM (jxbfJ)

29 Honestly I thought today would be a rendering of the Tijuana Donkey Show on velvet.

Maybe saving it for tomorrow?

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 20, 2017 09:29 AM (FZYNt)

30 Perhaps you won't think of us too highly
when we're grabbing wenches tits none too slyly
You can blame it on the booze
or watching too much Fox News
But we just want to be living the life of O'Reilly

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 09:29 AM (h/uSM)

31
Sometime can we have that painting where the people walk around the top of the building going down steps all the way around the building?

I could look at that for days.

Posted by: Deep Thoughts of Chelsea Clinton at April 20, 2017 09:29 AM (HTdUD)

32 The hooker has a long mustache

Posted by: josephistan at April 20, 2017 09:30 AM (7HtZB)

33 The empty chair on the left looks like a really uncomfortable place to sit. The hand stand dude looks like he broke one like it just to have a place to show off.

Posted by: DaveD at April 20, 2017 09:30 AM (P5fqQ)

34 That's hotter than a Pilgrim Strip Club.




*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 09:30 AM (vZ0KM)

35 I believe the men are merely man-splaining to the wymyns the proper position of the right hand when they say the Pledge.

Posted by: Bruce at April 20, 2017 09:30 AM (k0vjy)

36 here is what i found : "The motifs, including a drunk balancing unsteadily on his head, suggest
that the scene is to be read in a moralizing way: excess leads to
foolishness."

moral tale

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2017 09:30 AM (c6/9Q)

37 What? It's more difficult than you think.

What is, painting an orgy in the making or doing a handstand on an upturned stool?

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 20, 2017 09:30 AM (RD7QR)

38 It sure has been a grabby-the-mammary kind of week for the art threads.


Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 20, 2017 09:30 AM (tVWQB)

39 28
20

Lewdness! Crudeness! But a disappointing lack of nudeness.





Also, is it just me or does the hooker outside the window at top left have a mustache?



Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 09:27 AM (GZRGf)

So there were trannies even then?


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2017 09:29 AM (jxbfJ)

Oh Migel!! Got another trannie for you. Wake up. Sylvia has present #2 for you.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2017 09:31 AM (jxbfJ)

40 Yes zhe does.
Posted by: rickb223

make sure zhe doesn't break zer crank

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 20, 2017 09:31 AM (FZYNt)

41 Power's back on. So there's that.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 09:31 AM (0mRoj)

42 Well....
Allrighty then.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 20, 2017 09:31 AM (J+eG2)

43 Chelsea Clinton's Thoughts: (Continued from previous thread):

A continuous loop of the Meow Mix jingle... every waking moment.

Posted by: V the K at April 20, 2017 09:31 AM (O7MnT)

44 make sure zhe doesn't break zer crank
Posted by: Rick in SK




Zhe'll sue if zhe does!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 09:31 AM (vZ0KM)

45 If I was that jester I'd be nervous...the only other available hole in that room right now is the jug.

Posted by: H Badger at April 20, 2017 09:31 AM (n/0Nw)

46 The guy doing a handstand on an overturned stool - is this the old way of getting upskirt shots?

---

a show-offy way of offering a 69

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 09:32 AM (h/uSM)

47 Edgar Degas drew dozens of sketches of prostitutes and the goings-on at the Parisian bordellos he frequented. After his death, his brother found them and burned them all because he felt they besmirched Edgar's reputation.

Lost forever. Pains me to think about it. Imagine how truly marvelous some of those drawings must've been.

Posted by: troyriser at April 20, 2017 09:32 AM (Fw5cQ)

48 MOAR drunken debauchery!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2017 09:32 AM (kTF2Z)

49 What's with mr. handstand? It's a bordello, not a circus, or do some people pay extra for that?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 20, 2017 09:32 AM (7ZVPa)

50 here is what i found : "The motifs, including a drunk balancing unsteadily on his head, suggest
that the scene is to be read in a moralizing way: excess leads to
foolishness."

moral tale
Posted by: runner



Looks to me like it's just more tail.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 09:33 AM (vZ0KM)

51 The very young looking hooker on the right has a good grip on that weak looking mans bratwurst.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 20, 2017 09:33 AM (ymRuQ)

52 32 The hooker has a long mustache

---

They're invading the tits

Operation Overboob

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 09:33 AM (h/uSM)

53 Monger in the back is about to toss the wench into the fire.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 20, 2017 09:33 AM (2qHjF)

54 My favorite painting...

http://visualfunhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/
2007/09/mc_escher_063.jpg

Posted by: Deep Thoughts of Chelsea Clinton at April 20, 2017 09:33 AM (HTdUD)

55 49 What's with mr. handstand? It's a bordello, not a circus, or do some people pay extra for that?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada

google clown sex.

better yet, don't

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 20, 2017 09:33 AM (FZYNt)

56 It looks like hipster beta males awkwardly hitting on body-shamed feminists.

Posted by: V the K at April 20, 2017 09:33 AM (O7MnT)

57 What's with mr. handstand? It's a bordello, not a circus, or do some people pay extra for that?



Standing room only at the 69 Diner.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 09:33 AM (vZ0KM)

58 a second rank artist of the third rank of artists.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 20, 2017 09:33 AM (WTSFk)

59 I wanted to comment on Anne Coulter item from the previous.

But I would like to see a speaker tell the special snowflakes, from the stage, that they have been lied to and defrauded by their college professors and administrators. Thanks to those brain thieves they will be set up for lifetime of debt, an inability to earn any kind of income and be incapable of contributing, in any meaningful way, to life.
So when thoughts of suicide come at some point, they can legitimately blame the scum who have been miseducating them.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 20, 2017 09:34 AM (nBr1j)

60 This bourgeoisie filth will make people yearn for the purity of my abstract compositions!

Posted by: Mark Rothko at April 20, 2017 09:35 AM (qFpa2)

61 Nnoe of the women whose expression you can see look like they're enjoying themselves. It's sort of a stoic, "The things I have to put up with from the paying customers!."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2017 09:35 AM (fDdVG)

62 Are the women breastfeeding or menstruating? Because we should have a national dialogue about that.
Posted by: Deep Thoughts of Chelsea Clinton at April 20, 2017 09:26 AM


But first, let's have my National Dance Party!

Posted by: Hillary! at April 20, 2017 09:35 AM (DMUuz)

63 The enlarged version of this is blocked by my computer.

Bravo, Dildo.

Bravo.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2017 09:35 AM (X6fMO)

64 a second rank artist of the third rank of artists.




Next stop? Stick figures.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 09:35 AM (vZ0KM)

65 The girl bending over in front of the fireplace.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 20, 2017 09:36 AM (ymRuQ)

66 handstand guy really showing off his package

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 09:36 AM (h/uSM)

67 So the guy standing on his head just calls out to me to post a devotional from "The Upper Room"- "The gift of laughter":

http://tinyurl.com/mdv9hx3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2017 09:36 AM (fDdVG)

68 Dude on the right doin the "Donald Trump"

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 20, 2017 09:36 AM (FZYNt)

69 In before the "Meh, it's no Rothko."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2017 09:37 AM (DMUuz)

70 Men always grabbing. Grab, grab, grab...

(Like the pretty, young socialite said in "Enchanted April")

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 09:37 AM (NOIQH)

71 guy on the right doesn't seem to know its boob grab day, or he thinks his wench is very old.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 09:37 AM (h/uSM)

72 I've hired escorts on several occasions, and no way would i want several couples there, let alone a jester doing a handstand.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 20, 2017 09:37 AM (qFpa2)

73 This bourgeoisie filth will make people yearn for the purity of my abstract compositions!

Posted by: Mark Rothko at April 20, 2017 09:35 AM (qFpa2)

lol. I'll never live it down.

Posted by: troyriser at April 20, 2017 09:37 AM (Fw5cQ)

74 alternate title:

Hooters circa 1659

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 09:38 AM (h/uSM)

75 But first, let's have my National Dance Party!


Posted by: Hillary! at April 20, 2017 09:35 AM (DMUuz)


Sure, Scankles.

As long as it's a mosh pit.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2017 09:38 AM (X6fMO)

76 Everyone's copping what look like ineffectual feels, but the upside down acrobat midget is sporting some serious wood.

Detail: http://bit.ly/2ouPQYw

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 20, 2017 09:38 AM (gIRsn)

77 Now to read the content.. oh wait.

Posted by: IP at April 20, 2017 09:38 AM (A/Djk)

78 76 Everyone's copping what look like ineffectual feels, but the upside down acrobat midget is sporting some serious wood.

Detail: http://bit.ly/2ouPQYw
Posted by: Bandersnatch

pretty impressive considering all the blood is running to his head

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 20, 2017 09:38 AM (FZYNt)

79 Nnoe of the women whose expression you can see look like they're enjoying themselves. It's sort of a stoic, "The things I have to put up with from the paying customers!."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2017 09:35 AM (fDdVG)


...but I thought everyone had a grim and determined look of resignation? I know I do.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 09:39 AM (8nWyX)

80 They were so puritanical back then.

Posted by: Corona at April 20, 2017 09:39 AM (9P8wC)

81 >>But first, let's have my National Dance Party!


Carrot Dude!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKxXbD2Jbyg

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 09:39 AM (NOIQH)

82 nothing to see...just another day at fox news.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 20, 2017 09:39 AM (0O7c5)

83 Is that supposed to be a chair or a pallet jack?

Posted by: IP at April 20, 2017 09:39 AM (A/Djk)

84 is the one in the back trying to hump the girl on a toilet?

quality multitasking.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 09:39 AM (h/uSM)

85 The empty chair on the left looks like a really uncomfortable place to sit.

Sybian: The Early Years

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2017 09:39 AM (H5rtT)

86 What's the guy in the middle holding in his hand? Spoon? Dildo??

Posted by: Under Fire at April 20, 2017 09:40 AM (ymRuQ)

87 I am still so angry about O'Reilly. I know some of the Horde didn't like him, and I wasn't always his biggest fan in later years, but damn it he was pro America and pro freedom at heart.

Had to send him a message via his site just to vent. I really hope he punches back twice as hard against the tolerati.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 20, 2017 09:40 AM (72PAC)

88 'Third-rate romance,
Low rent rendezvous.'

Earworm of the day from the Amazing Rhythm Aces.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 20, 2017 09:40 AM (MIKMs)

89 i expect "head over heels" is some reference to an adage about sex or passion.

btw: instapundit recently linked a story about the overweigh club, the most luxurious brothel in chicago c.1910. founded by two sisters who retired wealthy. check it out. interesting.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 20, 2017 09:41 AM (WTSFk)

90 Yours.... is the.... superior.

Posted by: Joachim Beuckelaer at April 20, 2017 09:41 AM (4Mjxe)

91 73 This bourgeoisie filth will make people yearn for the purity of my abstract compositions!

Posted by: Mark Rothko at April 20, 2017 09:35 AM (qFpa2)

lol. I'll never live it down.
Posted by: troyriser at April 20, 2017 09:37 AM (Fw5cQ)

I'd like to see an abstract on here sometime. I am very curious what the comments would be. Perhaps something by Malevich?

Posted by: Kris at April 20, 2017 09:41 AM (nwqNw)

92 82

lol

Posted by: Under Fire at April 20, 2017 09:41 AM (ymRuQ)

93 76 Everyone's copping what look like ineffectual feels, but the upside down acrobat midget is sporting some serious wood.

Detail: http://bit.ly/2ouPQYw
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 20, 2017 09:38 AM (gIRsn)

Holy crap, the ho in the background not only has a mustache but it's a big old bushy William Howard Taft mustache!

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 20, 2017 09:41 AM (RD7QR)

94 everleigh ckub not overweigh club. damn splchk.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 20, 2017 09:42 AM (WTSFk)

95 I'm sensing a theme this week.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 20, 2017 09:42 AM (QQ+il)

96 Holy crap, the ho in the background not only has a mustache but it's a big old bushy William Howard Taft mustache!

That's no ho.

It's a space station.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 20, 2017 09:43 AM (eytER)

97 'Third-rate romance,
Low rent rendezvous.'




Hook up in a porta-potty at the state fair?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 09:43 AM (vZ0KM)

98 What? It's more difficult than you think.

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM
--------

Oh dear.

Is that your way of telling us that you're the guy doing the handstand?

Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2017 09:43 AM (sBOL1)

99 So...office Christmas party at the brothel...

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 09:43 AM (NOIQH)

100 91 73 This bourgeoisie filth will make people yearn for the purity of my abstract compositions!

Posted by: Mark Rothko at April 20, 2017 09:35 AM (qFpa2)

lol. I'll never live it down.
Posted by: troyriser at April 20, 2017 09:37 AM (Fw5cQ)

I'd like to see an abstract on here sometime. I am very curious what the comments would be. Perhaps something by Malevich?
Posted by: Kris at April 20, 2017 09:41 AM (nwqNw)

I actually like cubist Malevich, and his self-portrait is good, but then he went with that weird "let's play head games with color panels" stuff and that completely loses me.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 20, 2017 09:44 AM (RD7QR)

101 Oh that saucy wench back by the fire bent over shaking her money maker.


She raked the coals as they had never been raked before!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 20, 2017 09:44 AM (QQ+il)

102
upon further examination of the above masterpiece, i note that 3/5 men prefer to approach objects of their desire from behind, one is a definate frontal assault and one is still making up his mind

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2017 09:45 AM (c6/9Q)

103 Proof positive that there is nothing on this drab and dreary old planet that does not remind Fenelon of a devotional from The Upper Room.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2017 09:45 AM (H5rtT)

104 >>Perhaps something by Malevich?


Or some Paul Klee?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 09:45 AM (NOIQH)

105 the everleigh sisters. their everleigh club was extravagant and luxurious. amazing descriptions of the interiors, spreads (food & wine), etc. they retired wealthy.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 20, 2017 09:46 AM (WTSFk)

106 Kris, CBD has posted a few abstracts in the past, and the comments were . . . about what you'd expect from us.

Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2017 09:46 AM (JiGH4)

107 59 I wanted to comment on Anne Coulter item from the previous.

But I would like to see a speaker tell the special snowflakes, from the stage, that they have been lied to and defrauded by their college professors and administrators. Thanks to those brain thieves they will be set up for lifetime of debt, an inability to earn any kind of income and be incapable of contributing, in any meaningful way, to life.
So when thoughts of suicide come at some point, they can legitimately blame the scum who have been miseducating them.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 20, 2017 09:34 AM (nBr1j)

=================

"It's all lies. Coulter is guilty of bad-think, so she says nothing true. My professor has only good-think, so she says only true."
-Very smart college student who's struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies course

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 09:46 AM (/prE6)

108 I'd like a saucy wench.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 09:46 AM (0mRoj)

109 CBD is winding up for the big reveal: Nude Descending a Staircase (Duchamp).

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 20, 2017 09:46 AM (MIKMs)

110 You CAN have a fashion thread with groped boobies, right?

Posted by: JEM at April 20, 2017 09:46 AM (TppKb)

111 This Joachim fella must have been the Bob Guccione of his time.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 20, 2017 09:47 AM (khWYc)

112 Looks like O'Reilly is seriously putting the wood to the news babe in the background.

Posted by: Fritz at April 20, 2017 09:47 AM (2Mnv1)

113 109 CBD is winding up for the big reveal: Nude Descending a Staircase (Duchamp).
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 20, 2017 09:46 AM (MIKMs)

===============

A self portrait (in the nude) of Ace.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 09:47 AM (/prE6)

114 See a painting like this and then laugh at the millennials who think they invented crazy sex.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 09:48 AM (NOIQH)

115 I'm sensing a theme this week.

Uh-Oh. An art critic.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2017 09:48 AM (H5rtT)

116 I actually like cubist Malevich, and his self-portrait is good, but then he went with that weird "let's play head games with color panels" stuff and that completely loses me.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 20, 2017 09:44 AM (RD7QR)

His Suprematist Manifesto is pretty helpful.

Posted by: Kris at April 20, 2017 09:48 AM (nwqNw)

117 can't wait for Friday's Art Thread. I bet it's gonna be UUUGE !

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2017 09:48 AM (c6/9Q)

118
I'd like to see an abstract on here sometime. I am very curious what the comments would be. Perhaps something by Malevich?

Posted by: Kris at April 20, 2017 09:41 AM (nwqNw)







I'm pretty sure the comments will look something like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebklI51FMog

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 20, 2017 09:48 AM (XWkhW)

119 108 I'd like a saucy wench.
Posted by: Insomniac



See #15.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 09:49 AM (vZ0KM)

120
I'd like a saucy wench.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 09:46 AM (0mRoj)
_________


Would you like to add fries and drink for a $1.89 more?

Posted by: Wendy's at April 20, 2017 09:49 AM (A/Djk)

121 Venezuella takes over GM plant while arming revolutionaries. That's a shame.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 20, 2017 09:49 AM (ymRuQ)

122 Nude Descending a Staircase

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 20, 2017 09:46 AM (MIKMs)

That is a great idea!

Alas...the joke is blown....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2017 09:49 AM (rF0hx)

123 Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2017 09:45 AM (H5rtT)

Actually, lately I've put up more devotionals from "Brooklyn Tabernacle" or the "International Fellowship of Christians and Jews" but the acrobat in the brothel made me laugh. Most times are good times for a laugh. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2017 09:49 AM (fDdVG)

124 109 CBD is winding up for the big reveal: Nude Descending a Staircase (Duchamp).
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 20, 2017 09:46 AM (MIKMs)

Gustave Courbet - The Origin of the World

rops mike:

Posted by: josephistan at April 20, 2017 09:49 AM (7HtZB)

125 Have to say this painting, besides keeping with the 'grab a boob' theme this week, doesn't do much for me. But Joachim Beuckelaer did a lot of kitchen and market still life which is more interesting. The quality of the food stuffs in those works is almost botanical illustration level and you can see the influence on the later still life painting of later Low Country artists. The same for his inanimate objects like pewter or silver utensils. Apparently 16th century Dutch ate damn well.

I know little of the Dutch art of the period but wonder if Beuckelaer influenced Vermeer's use of people in everyday activities.

Posted by: JTB at April 20, 2017 09:50 AM (V+03K)

126 needs moar menstruating

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 20, 2017 09:50 AM (h/uSM)

127 That sudden rush of blood from the penile area to the brain area will cause a guy to break a hip.

Posted by: Eromero at April 20, 2017 09:50 AM (zLDYs)

128 btw: instapundit recently linked a story about the overweigh club, the most luxurious brothel in chicago c.1910. founded by two sisters who retired wealthy. check it out. interesting.

"Everleigh" club.

I didn't click the link because I know the story, but there are two books on Minna and Ada Everleigh available: Sin in the Second City by Karen Abbott and 1936s Come Into My Parlor by Charles Washburn.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2017 09:50 AM (X6fMO)

129 Alas...the joke is blown....

Yer tellin me!

Posted by: The clown doing a handstand at April 20, 2017 09:51 AM (A/Djk)

130 I like some of Joan Miro's stuff because of the primary colors mostly.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 20, 2017 09:51 AM (khWYc)

131 Semi-OT, but since the Hillary "camp" is out to find the sources used by the authors of "Shattered":

Having read the book, one of the more noticeable
features is the authors´ uncritical acceptance of every progressive meme
about Obama and his wife. While they are somewhat critical of Hillary,
their love for Obama is palpable.

And, while they are somewhat
critical of Hillary, that criticism is largely one of tactics-as they
clearly approve of her policy agenda.

Also noteworthy is their
acceptance of the various Russian hacker conspiracy theories-though they
did at least acknowledge that the content of the Podesta emails was
somewhat unacceptable.

All in all, its a worthwhile book, in the
sense that it perfectly captures what happened to Hillary and her
campaign-as seen by two typical coolaid drinking leftists and their
sources within and around Clinton.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 20, 2017 09:51 AM (edBdg)

132 Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2017 09:46 AM (JiGH4)

I didn't know that. Thank you.

Posted by: Kris at April 20, 2017 09:51 AM (nwqNw)

133 Venezuella takes over GM plant while arming revolutionaries.

"Revolutionaries"

No. Street thugs. Full stop.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 09:51 AM (B+qrE)

134 My google fu has failed me in finding the Baker's Joke from which I took the 'She raked the coals as they had never been raked before.' quote.

I'm too lazy to type it all in from memory.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 20, 2017 09:51 AM (QQ+il)

135 I know little of the Dutch art of the period but wonder if Beuckelaer influenced Vermeer's use of people in everyday activities.
----------

And here's JTB, as usual trying to keep us classy. God love ya.

Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2017 09:51 AM (JiGH4)

136 116 I actually like cubist Malevich, and his self-portrait is good, but then he went with that weird "let's play head games with color panels" stuff and that completely loses me.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 20, 2017 09:44 AM (RD7QR)

His Suprematist Manifesto is pretty helpful.
Posted by: Kris at April 20, 2017 09:48 AM (nwqNw)

Yeah, a redhead I was trying to jump tried to get me to read that (when I was in my 20s and a bachelor, I hasten to add). I went into full ADHD mode and read a page before losing my will. Maybe I should try again.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 20, 2017 09:51 AM (RD7QR)

137 Gustave Courbet - The Origin of the World

Posted by: josephistan at April 20, 2017 09:49 AM (7HtZB)

Heh....no.

That is about as overblown a work as there is in the art world.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2017 09:52 AM (rF0hx)

138 I'd like a saucy wench.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 09:46 AM (0mRoj)


**fistbump**

You and me both, brother.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2017 09:52 AM (X6fMO)

139 If you invoke Bing Images, then enter "Nude Descending," the first hit actually is the Duchamp thing. After that, it's Katy bar the door.

Add "GIF" though, and you're mercifully Duchamp - free.
All sorts of nudes descending all sorts of things.

Safe for work? You must be joking.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2017 09:52 AM (H5rtT)

140 120
I'd like a saucy wench.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 09:46 AM (0mRoj)
_________


Would you like to add fries and drink for a $1.89 more?
Posted by: Wendy's at April 20, 2017 09:49 AM (A/Djk)

Sure.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 09:52 AM (0mRoj)

141 Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2017 09:51 AM (JiGH4)

Amen-and God does-love JTB, I mean. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2017 09:52 AM (fDdVG)

142 113 109 CBD is winding up for the big reveal: Nude Descending a Staircase (Duchamp).
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 20, 2017 09:46 AM (MIKMs)

===============

A self portrait (in the nude) of Ace.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 09:47 AM (/prE6)

Good Lord, what have we ever done to you?

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 20, 2017 09:53 AM (RD7QR)

143 1. Seize GM plant.
2. ????
3. No profit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 09:53 AM (B+qrE)

144 The device laying on the floor at the lower left. Trumps cock ring.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 20, 2017 09:53 AM (ymRuQ)

145 Hmmm, manhunt for a mole inside the CIA. FBI is assisting. I'm sure they'll catch him post haste.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2017 09:53 AM (kTF2Z)

146 143 1. Seize GM plant.
2. ????
3. No profit.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 09:53 AM (B+qrE)

==============

2. Run it like their oil rigs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 09:53 AM (/prE6)

147 128: wow. that's twice. has your library been featured on the sunday book thread?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 20, 2017 09:54 AM (WTSFk)

148
1. Seize GM plant.
2. ????
3. No profit.



It's okay, there's no gasoline either.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 20, 2017 09:54 AM (QQ+il)

149 I'd like a saucy wench.

Remoulade or Teriyaki?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 09:54 AM (B+qrE)

150 Gustave Courbet - The Origin of the World

Posted by: josephistan at April 20, 2017 09:49 AM (7HtZB)

Heh....no.

That is about as overblown a work as there is in the art world.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2017 09:52 AM (rF0hx)


If you really want to see the HQ get banned at workplaces everywhere, try posting some art by Franz von Bayros.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2017 09:55 AM (X6fMO)

151 149 I'd like a saucy wench.

Remoulade or Teriyaki?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 09:54 AM (B+qrE)

Teriyaki. I do like the Asian wimminz.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 09:55 AM (0mRoj)

152 149 I'd like a saucy wench.

Remoulade or Teriyaki?

---

Hot Sauce

Posted by: Hilary! at April 20, 2017 09:55 AM (h/uSM)

153 bluebell and Fenelon, Thanks for the kind words and blessing (which I can ALWAYS use).

Posted by: JTB at April 20, 2017 09:56 AM (V+03K)

154 That's better in the big version than the small one. I think it is the composition that is so muddled. The various vignettes in it are done well.

But it does have that "Rakes Progress" etching feel about it, each element separate and isolated in spite of being all in the same frame.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2017 09:56 AM (ii4h0)

155 Why rob a bank when you can found one? -Bertolt Brecht
Why seize a GM plant when you can seize their stock? -Barack Obama

Hey, man, I get Olds and Pontiac!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2017 09:57 AM (H5rtT)

156 Nude descending a staircase, courtesy of early film pioneer Eadweard Muybridge:

http://tinyurl.com/kq43442 (full nudity)

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2017 09:57 AM (X6fMO)

157 Good Lord, what have we ever done to you?
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 20, 2017 09:53 AM (RD7QR)



This is the Horde. Take your pick of the things we have done.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 20, 2017 09:57 AM (mf5HN)

158 Why do I feel like I'm being set up?

Good Morning, Horde! Any art featured under the current circumstances makes a better day than anything we could have had if the Hilldebeast had been elected, so I'm just counting my blessings.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 20, 2017 09:58 AM (9krrF)

159 Kindltot, no way am I going to look at a bigger version of this. I'm looking at it on my phone and it's, uh, detailed more than enough.

Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2017 09:58 AM (JiGH4)

160 mpppp: i'm impressed.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 20, 2017 09:58 AM (WTSFk)

161 157 Good Lord, what have we ever done to you?
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 20, 2017 09:53 AM (RD7QR)


This is the Horde. Take your pick of the things we have done.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 20, 2017 09:57 AM (mf5HN)

=============

My greatest sin is probably restarting movie discussions that have long played out because I like hearing the sound of myself typing about movies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 09:58 AM (/prE6)

162 157 Good Lord, what have we ever done to you?
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 20, 2017 09:53 AM (RD7QR)

---------------

To quote the Duchess, if you don't know what you've done, I'm not going to tell you.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2017 09:59 AM (kTF2Z)

163 "Is that a cucumber in your pluderhosen or are you just glad to see me?"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2017 09:59 AM (JZdsf)

164
The title of that painting is....




A Day At Fox News With Bill O'Reilly

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 20, 2017 09:59 AM (UH7Do)

165 My greatest sin is probably restarting movie discussions that have long played out because I like hearing the sound of myself typing about movies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison


So you're saying you don't have an opinion on Rogue One?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 20, 2017 09:59 AM (9krrF)

166 A Day At Fox News With Bill O'Reilly
Posted by: Soothsayer 45

to be fair those look like MSNBC girls

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 20, 2017 10:00 AM (FZYNt)

167 Venezuela is well and truly fucked.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at April 20, 2017 10:00 AM (pennn)

168 163 "Is that a cucumber in your pluderhosen or are you just glad to see me?"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2017 09:59 AM (JZdsf)

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It's a cucumber.

Posted by: Derek Smalls at April 20, 2017 10:00 AM (kTF2Z)

169 165
So you're saying you don't have an opinion on Rogue One?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 20, 2017 09:59 AM (9krrF)

===============

*rubs dirt into palms*

So...the problems with Rogue One are...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 10:01 AM (/prE6)

170 If you really want to see the HQ get banned at workplaces everywhere, try posting some art by Franz von Bayros.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2017 09:55 AM (X6fMO)

Yoiks. That guy was quite a perv.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 10:01 AM (0mRoj)

171 JTB: Judging by the people in this painting, I'd agree that the Dutch of that period were well fed. handstand dude is the only one who looks a little scrawny.

But then, the Dutch are still a pretty sturdy looking people.

Apparently there was no Dutch Michele Obama insisting on healthy standards for Amsterdam whorehouse food.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at April 20, 2017 10:01 AM (P8951)

172 157
Good Lord, what have we ever done to you?

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 20, 2017 09:53 AM (RD7QR)





This is the Horde. Take your pick of the things we have done.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 20, 2017 09:57 AM (mf5HN)

If you haven't found something here that offends you, you haven't been around long enough

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2017 10:02 AM (jxbfJ)

173 Venezuela is well and truly fucked.

Maduro is now deliberately trying to provoke a U.S. intervention so that he can blame someone else.

In typical fashion, he has chosen the method that might have worked...in 1910.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 10:02 AM (B+qrE)

174 Zicke-zacke, zicke-zacke, hoi!, hoi!!, hoi!!!

Posted by: The Man Show, 1545 at April 20, 2017 10:02 AM (DZM8N)

175 *turns on blacklight*

Oh my God. OH. MY. GOD!!!!!!

Posted by: Health and Safety Inspector at April 20, 2017 10:02 AM (0mRoj)

176
Remmeber how stupid it was for Sarah Palin to say she could Russia from her house, which she never really said?

Today in fake news: Russian jets "buzzing" Alaska for 2nd straight day.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 20, 2017 10:03 AM (UH7Do)

177 174 Zicke-zacke, zicke-zacke, hoi!, hoi!!, hoi!!!
Posted by: The Man Show, 1545 at April 20, 2017 10:02 AM (DZM8N)

Prost!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 10:03 AM (0mRoj)

178 168 163 "Is that a cucumber in your pluderhosen or are you just glad to see me?"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2017 09:59 AM (JZdsf)

-------------

It's a cucumber.
Posted by: Derek Smalls at April 20, 2017 10:00 AM (kTF2Z)

We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's quite frightening, actually.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at April 20, 2017 10:03 AM (7HtZB)

179 Anyone else wondering how many pictures CBD has scrolled through this week in order to bring us this Week of Debauchery? Because I'm wondering, but I don't really want to know.

Posted by: bluebell at April 20, 2017 10:03 AM (sBOL1)

180 173 Venezuela is well and truly fucked.

Maduro is now deliberately trying to provoke a U.S. intervention so that he can blame someone else.

In typical fashion, he has chosen the method that might have worked...in 1910.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 10:02 AM (B+qrE)

==============

If only Trump was really concerned with American companies keeping their assets abroad...

if only...

le sigh...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 10:04 AM (/prE6)

181 If you haven't found something here that offends you, you haven't been around long enough

Or you have Cochran's attention span.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 10:04 AM (B+qrE)

182 My greatest sin is probably restarting movie discussions that have long played out because I like hearing the sound of myself typing about movies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 09:58 AM (/prE6)

----

yeah, we could use a day where we confess our crimes against the horde. and choose the annual scapegoat

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 10:04 AM (h/uSM)

183 176
Remmeber how stupid it was for Sarah Palin to say she could Russia from her house, which she never really said?

Today in fake news: Russian jets "buzzing" Alaska for 2nd straight day.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 20, 2017 10:03 AM (UH7Do)

And the picture accompanying the story is of two Su-34s, not the Tu-95 Bears that were involved. And even more stupid - the photo identifies the Su-34s as U.S. F-22s.

Posted by: josephistan at April 20, 2017 10:05 AM (7HtZB)

184 Yoiks. That guy was quite a perv.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 10:01 AM (0mRoj)


*takes a look*
"oh hey, this is some raunchy stuff, but not too outrageous, kinda like shunga maybe"
*clicks more*
"ah... that nice young lady has six boobs and is suckling fawns NEWP NEWP NEWP I'm done here"

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 10:05 AM (8nWyX)

185 Today in fake news: Russian jets "buzzing" Alaska for 2nd straight day.

"The 1980s called and wants their foreign policy back. HURRRRRRRRRRR..."

--TFG

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 10:05 AM (B+qrE)

186 Or you have Cochran's attention span.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 10:04 AM (B+qrE)



Just put some carrots by what you want to discuss. He'll be riveted.


*goes to tell him to look at this thread*

I'm such a good friend.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 20, 2017 10:05 AM (mf5HN)

187 to be fair those look like MSNBC girls

---

shouldn't that be 'girls'?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 10:06 AM (h/uSM)

188 yeah, we could use a day where we confess our crimes against the horde. and choose the annual scapegoat


I nominate that James Madison guy for scapegoat. He's unspeakably young and he doesn't know shit about movies.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 20, 2017 10:06 AM (gIRsn)

189 174 Zicke-zacke, zicke-zacke, hoi!, hoi!!, hoi!!!
Posted by: The Man Show, 1545 at April 20, 2017 10:02 AM (DZM8N)

I miss The Man Show. I got to know one of the Juggy Girls, we used to email each other a lot.

Posted by: josephistan at April 20, 2017 10:06 AM (7HtZB)

190 It is perhaps a mark of Where We've Come To (or if we're ever going to come to, or if she can come too) that so many of those Decadent School paintings look hyper-realistic, nobly figured, even heroic to the modern eye.

Sehr interessant.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2017 10:07 AM (H5rtT)

191 188
I nominate that James Madison guy for scapegoat. He's unspeakably young and he doesn't know shit about movies.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 20, 2017 10:06 AM (gIRsn)

=============

I'm also a pretentious asshole. So there's that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 10:07 AM (/prE6)

192 mpppp: i'm impressed.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 20, 2017 09:58 AM (WTSFk)


Muybridge is an interesting character. He got started in "motion studies" when he was hired by a man named Leland Stanford who had made a bet that, when a horse ran, at some point all four legs were off the ground.

The trouble was that there was no camera fast enough to catch a running horse's motions (this was 1870s - 1880s, I believe), so Muybridge set up a row of cameras along a track, each equipped with a tripwire. As the horse ran, it caught each wire and set off each camera, showing that yes, a horse does for a moment have all four feet off the ground.

And he progressed from that into "motion studies" of women, many of which you can find as animated GIFs on line.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2017 10:07 AM (X6fMO)

193
Fake News also told me Trump is conflicted on the stupid paris climate accord thing. Fake News says Kushner and Ivanka want to stay in it, but Bannon does not.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 20, 2017 10:07 AM (UH7Do)

194 If you haven't found something here that offends you, you haven't been around long enough




Try the carrot chili.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 10:08 AM (vZ0KM)

195
Maduro is now deliberately trying to provoke a U.S. intervention so that he can blame someone else.

In typical fashion, he has chosen the method that might have worked...in 1910.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 10:02 AM


Was that when the fruit gum company invaded?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2017 10:08 AM (IqV8l)

196 This is the Horde. Take your pick of the things we have done.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 20, 2017 09:57 AM (mf5HN)

If you haven't found something here that offends you, you haven't been around long enough
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

I was under the impression it was our job to offend

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 20, 2017 10:08 AM (FZYNt)

197 If only Trump was really concerned with American companies keeping their assets abroad...

if only...

le sigh...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Sympathetic as I am to the point, what, exactly, is he to do in this case? Because I'm not really clear what the options are at the moment that don't make things worse. (Obvious solution: Don't have assets in $#!+hole countries. Yeah, I know.)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 20, 2017 10:08 AM (9krrF)

198
oh, and Fake News says Tillerson is also okay with staying part of paris climate thing -- which means Bannon is a minority with decreasing inlfuence as Pres Trump moves "mainstream."

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 20, 2017 10:09 AM (UH7Do)

199 A Day At Fox News With Bill O'Reilly
Posted by: Soothsayer 45

to be fair those look like MSNBC girls

---

It has to be hard for a guy to get into Rachel Maddows 8:00 slot

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 10:09 AM (h/uSM)

200 Yoiks. That guy was quite a perv.

Posted by: Insomniac

This from a guy who hopes for an EMP, then bitches when the power goes out.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2017 10:09 AM (H5rtT)

201 >>>My greatest sin is probably restarting movie discussions that have long played out because I like hearing the sound of myself typing about movies.

Darth Vader was ESSENTIAL TO THE PLOT OF ROGUE ONE!!!

:::retreats to spider hole:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 20, 2017 10:09 AM (Ga6y6)

202 CBD may play a trick on unsuspecting horde, and stick us with Bosch "Hell" tomorrow...

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2017 10:09 AM (c6/9Q)

203 I miss The Man Show. I got to know one of the Juggy Girls, we used to email each other a lot.
Posted by: josephistan

by email, you mean stalk?

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 20, 2017 10:09 AM (FZYNt)

204 197 If only Trump was really concerned with American companies keeping their assets abroad...

if only...

le sigh...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Sympathetic as I am to the point, what, exactly, is he to do in this case? Because I'm not really clear what the options are at the moment that don't make things worse. (Obvious solution: Don't have assets in $#!+hole countries. Yeah, I know.)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 20, 2017 10:08 AM (9krrF)


My friendsh, letsh bomb Venezuela back to the shtone age!

Posted by: John McCain at April 20, 2017 10:09 AM (0mRoj)

205 Yo! I got yer motion studies right here pal!

Posted by: Strobe at April 20, 2017 10:09 AM (gbWkA)

206 I'm also a pretentious asshole. So there's that.

That's required for the AOSHQ Platinum Membership.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 10:09 AM (B+qrE)

207 Yoiks. That guy was quite a perv.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 10:01 AM (0mRoj)


Yes. Yes he was. I've seen creepier examples of his work, but Oh What A Pretty Little Place is definitely a 10 on the perv-o-meter.

NOTE: I take no responsibility for any of the Horde trying to look that one up. It's. . .well, it's NSFW or even at home, unless you're in a locked room by yourself.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2017 10:10 AM (X6fMO)

208 Muybridge is an interesting character.


I was going to tell the horse galloping story. Hmph.

Instead I'll note that he was one of those mystery men who came from nowhere and rarely spelled Muybreadge the same way twice.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 20, 2017 10:10 AM (gIRsn)

209 197 Sympathetic as I am to the point, what, exactly, is he to do in this case? Because I'm not really clear what the options are at the moment that don't make things worse. (Obvious solution: Don't have assets in $#!+hole countries. Yeah, I know.)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 20, 2017 10:08 AM (9krrF)

==============

If Trump were the warmonger that many people seem to think he is, he could use it as an excuse to send a division or two into Venezuela. Take the factory, maybe try to move on Caracas. Who knows?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 10:11 AM (/prE6)

210 >>This is the Horde. Take your pick of the things we have done.


Lots of Low Hanging Fruit to go around.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2017 10:11 AM (lid26)

211
Are you ready for Fake Ratings?!?!

Coming soon: For the first time in 263 years, Fox News is last in ratings at 8pm!!

I left-nut guarantee it.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 20, 2017 10:11 AM (UH7Do)

212 not enough sex and debauchery in Rogue One

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2017 10:11 AM (c6/9Q)

213 My friendsh, letsh bomb Venezuela back to the shtone age!
Posted by: John McCain at April 20, 2017 10:09 AM (0mRoj)


Somehow, i don't think they need our help.

Posted by: Emmie at April 20, 2017 10:11 AM (xVuS6)

214 201 >>>My greatest sin is probably restarting movie discussions that have long played out because I like hearing the sound of myself typing about movies.

Darth Vader was ESSENTIAL TO THE PLOT OF ROGUE ONE!!!

:::retreats to spider hole:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 20, 2017 10:09 AM (Ga6y6)

=================

*cracks knuckles*

Let's do this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 10:11 AM (/prE6)

215 This is the Horde. Take your pick of the things we have done.


Lots of Low Hanging Fruit to go around.
Posted by: garrett




AtC already got it all.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 10:11 AM (vZ0KM)

216 You penguin types offend me ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bloom County Critic ... at April 20, 2017 10:11 AM (AoK0a)

217 206 I'm also a pretentious asshole. So there's that.

That's required for the AOSHQ Platinum Membership.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 10:09 AM (B+qrE)

===============

Sweet...I'm one step closer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 10:12 AM (/prE6)

218 Well, at least it's not Giger's "Penis Landscape"....

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 20, 2017 10:12 AM (Ga6y6)

219 This from a guy who hopes for an EMP, then bitches when the power goes out.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2017 10:09 AM (H5rtT)

Rubbish. I'm hoping for SMOD, not an EMP. If I have to continue slogging through this shit-swamp of life, then I at least want air conditioning.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 10:12 AM (0mRoj)

220 Lots of Low Hanging Fruit to go around.
Posted by: garrett

who wants fruit? make it low hanging bacon and I'll cut you

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 20, 2017 10:12 AM (FZYNt)

221 If Trump were the warmonger that many people seem to think he is, he could use it as an excuse to send a division or two into Venezuela. Take the factory, maybe try to move on Caracas. Who knows?

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and take their oil

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 10:12 AM (h/uSM)

222 >>And the picture accompanying the story is of two Su-34s, not the Tu-95
Bears that were involved. And even more stupid - the photo identifies
the Su-34s as U.S. F-22s.


*head slap*
Some intern at the news company probably just googled "fighter plane" and downloaded the coolest pic. Whatever, dude.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 10:13 AM (NOIQH)

223 221 If Trump were the warmonger that many people seem to think he is, he could use it as an excuse to send a division or two into Venezuela. Take the factory, maybe try to move on Caracas. Who knows?

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and take their oil
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 10:12 AM (h/uSM)

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It's not like they're using it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 10:13 AM (/prE6)

224 @199 Okay, I admit it.
The Decadent paintings were fine by me, but you've just grossed me out.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2017 10:13 AM (H5rtT)

225 Lots of Low Hanging Fruit to go around.

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well, if the 'ette would wear bras...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 10:13 AM (h/uSM)

226 CBD may play a trick on unsuspecting horde, and stick us with Bosch "Hell" tomorrow...
Posted by: runner


Squirrel Net Zippers 'Hell' has a better beat ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at April 20, 2017 10:14 AM (AoK0a)

227 >>Well, at least it's not Giger's "Penis Landscape"....


Better than his installation works.

Like, "Penis Fountain".

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2017 10:14 AM (lid26)

228 You know, in scripture, the scapegoat actually gets away.

All the other goats get the knife.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 20, 2017 10:14 AM (yL25O)

229
Does it bother anyone else there's no people of color in that painting?

Posted by: Campus Clown at April 20, 2017 10:15 AM (UH7Do)

230 You know, in scripture, the scapegoat actually gets away.

All the other goats get the knife.




In islam, all goats get the dick.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 10:15 AM (vZ0KM)

231 Venezuela is well and truly fucked.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at April 20, 2017 10:00 AM (pennn)




The Left: They just aren't doing communism right.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 20, 2017 10:16 AM (493sH)

232 229
Does it bother anyone else there's no people of color in that painting?
Posted by: Campus Clown at April 20, 2017 10:15 AM (UH7Do)

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"We must burn it! Why yes, I'll wear that nice armband. It's cut a striking looking cross like figure on it. I really like it."
-Very smart college student who's been ignoring all of her finals but has that gender studies course in the bag

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 10:16 AM (/prE6)

233 and take their oil

My dad worked for a formerly-major oil company. The one who just sold half their Twinkie shoppes to 7-11.

They were on their fourth Venezuelan nationalization before they guv 'er up.
It's a cost of doing business there. Every 15 years, regular as clockwork.
Right wing, left wing, no dif. Forget it Jake, it's South America.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2017 10:16 AM (H5rtT)

234 2 titty grabs and a semi-trumpian pussy grab; Now THAT'S art!!!11!!!

Posted by: Karmic Justice at April 20, 2017 10:16 AM (Ssh2k)

235 If all else fails, we could all roadtrip to Auburn and watch Alabama troopers rough up some idiots.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 10:17 AM (B+qrE)

236 I was going to tell the horse galloping story. Hmph.

Instead I'll note that he was one of those mystery men who came from nowhere and rarely spelled Muybreadge the same way twice.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 20, 2017 10:10 AM (gIRsn)


**grins**

When a subject's in my wheelhouse, I gots to be there.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2017 10:17 AM (X6fMO)

237 Yes. Yes he was. I've seen creepier examples of his work, but Oh What A Pretty Little Place is definitely a 10 on the perv-o-meter.

NOTE: I take no responsibility for any of the Horde trying to look that one up. It's. . .well, it's NSFW or even at home, unless you're in a locked room by yourself.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2017 10:10 AM (X6fMO)

*looks it up*

Oh deer.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 10:17 AM (0mRoj)

238 233 and take their oil

My dad worked for a formerly-major oil company. The one who just sold half their Twinkie shoppes to 7-11.

They were on their fourth Venezuelan nationalization before they guv 'er up.
It's a cost of doing business there. Every 15 years, regular as clockwork.
Right wing, left wing, no dif. Forget it Jake, it's South America.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2017 10:16 AM (H5rtT)

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If only there was some sort of barely tapped source of oil in America...

le sigh...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 10:18 AM (/prE6)

239 Franz von Bayros, well now, he's CERTAINLY not Rothko...

Posted by: IP at April 20, 2017 10:18 AM (A/Djk)

240 Does it bother anyone else there's no people of color in that painting?
Posted by: Campus Clown at April 20, 2017 10:15 AM (UH7Do)

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have you ASKED them if they are people of color?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 10:18 AM (h/uSM)

241 If all else fails, we could all roadtrip to Auburn and watch Alabama troopers rough up some idiots.



Pull that shit in Arkansas.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 10:19 AM (vZ0KM)

242 You are all assuming that the women are the brothelers and not the brothelees in that painting.

SEXISTS

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 10:19 AM (B+qrE)

243 Squirrel Net Zippers 'Hell' has a better beat ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at April 20, 2017 10:14 AM (AoK0a)

don't say "beat", or we may get yoko

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2017 10:19 AM (c6/9Q)

244 If Trump were the warmonger that many people seem to think he is, he could use it as an excuse to send a division or two into Venezuela. Take the factory, maybe try to move on Caracas. Who knows?

The last thing we want. GM probably wrote down that subsidiary long ago.

What we want in Venezhole is for them to start eating each other. Then maybe someone will pop Maduro in the forehead.

Posted by: JEM at April 20, 2017 10:19 AM (TppKb)

245
Fox Business just showed some lyrics from Brucie Shitstain's new song. It's really good. For a high school kid with a learning disability

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 20, 2017 10:19 AM (493sH)

246 Over 200 comments & no one has said "I'm here for the gang bang"?

Posted by: josephistan at April 20, 2017 10:19 AM (7HtZB)

247 2 titty grabs and a semi-trumpian pussy grab; Now THAT'S art!!!11!!!

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but if you count the guy with two hands full, then it's 3 titty grabs.

We're going to need a official scorers decision here.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 10:19 AM (h/uSM)

248 I just wanna know why the guy is doing a handstand on a chair

Posted by: thathalfrican - at work at April 20, 2017 10:19 AM (t+mLb)

249 No intervention in Venezuela. Period. Let the UN or OAS handle it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2017 10:19 AM (kTF2Z)

250 248 I just wanna know why the guy is doing a handstand on a chair
Posted by: thathalfrican - at work

only way he can get it up

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 20, 2017 10:20 AM (FZYNt)

251 All the other goats get the knife.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 20, 2017 10:14 AM (yL25O)

Fine, I'll volunteer. Just make it a quick, clean cut.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 10:20 AM (0mRoj)

252 Oh shit. The guy in the background is getting BUSY.

Posted by: thathalfrican - at work at April 20, 2017 10:20 AM (t+mLb)

253 If only there was some sort of barely tapped source of oil in America...

le sigh...

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what about moldylocks fur?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 10:20 AM (h/uSM)

254 If only there was some sort of barely tapped source of oil in America...

le sigh...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



Stay the F out of Texas. We're keeping our recently discovered 900 million barrels of oil for when we TEXIT.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 10:20 AM (vZ0KM)

255 I make painting of Captain America holding Trump severed head! Because after election I cry for days!

Posted by: Professor Chung at April 20, 2017 10:21 AM (FqgrG)

256 I just wanna know why the guy is doing a handstand on a chair
Posted by: thathalfrican - at work at April 20, 2017 10:19 AM (t+mLb)


I think this is the inside cover of the liner notes from "The Ball of Kerrymuir".

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 10:21 AM (8nWyX)

257 I just wanna know why the guy is doing a handstand on a chair

Advertising.

See #76.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 20, 2017 10:21 AM (gIRsn)

258 244 If Trump were the warmonger that many people seem to think he is, he could use it as an excuse to send a division or two into Venezuela. Take the factory, maybe try to move on Caracas. Who knows?

The last thing we want. GM probably wrote down that subsidiary long ago.

What we want in Venezhole is for them to start eating each other. Then maybe someone will pop Maduro in the forehead.
Posted by: JEM at April 20, 2017 10:19 AM (TppKb)

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Yeah, I don't want any US involvement in it at all.

Let the Venezuelan government take everything not nailed down (and everything else that is), still fail, and show to the world that it's not the US doing it that's killing that country. There will, of course, still be those who believe it, but some people will get the education they need.

Also, it's GM. I have no room in my heart for GM. Not only are they a huge multi-national corporation who deserves little sympathy based on that fact alone, but they bilked pensioners and tax payers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 10:22 AM (/prE6)

259 246 Over 200 comments & no one has said "I'm here for the gang bang"?
Posted by: josephistan at April 20, 2017 10:19 AM (7HtZB)

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This ain't The Chive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 10:22 AM (/prE6)

260 Fox Business just showed some lyrics from Brucie Shitstain's new song. It's really good. For a high school kid with a learning disability
Posted by: TheQuietMan


I can't wait to here it!

Posted by: Deep Thoughts of Chelsea Clinton at April 20, 2017 10:23 AM (HTdUD)

261 Let the UN or OAS handle it.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Good one.

What?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 10:24 AM (B+qrE)

262 >>Fox Business just showed some lyrics from Brucie Shitstain's new song.
It's really good. For a high school kid with a learning disability


Hey, Bruce is fightin' the Man for all the marginalized, voiceless people...when he's not vacationing in Tahiti with the former president on a billionaire's mega-yacht.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 10:24 AM (NOIQH)

263 If Trump were the warmonger that many people seem to think he is, he could use it as an excuse to send a division or two into Venezuela. Take the factory, maybe try to move on Caracas. Who knows?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison


OK, I'm bored and vaguely irritable this morning, so I'm'a game this bitch out.

Let's say we go in. First we have reclaiming the assets. Good luck taking them intact. Oh, and now we just gave Maduro the nice scenario of defending against American invaders in a region that already gives us the stinkeye. Latin America being what it is, even his opposition might well align against us. And now we're expending blood and treasure for...GM? And our exit strategy is what, exactly?

And that's assuming their neighbors don't cry foul and come to their defense. Remember, Latin America is Clannish As Fuck, nearly to Islamic levels. We are the Outsider (with a bad history to boot).

All this only to have it happen again a generation later.

Like I said, better plan, just don't invest there.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 20, 2017 10:25 AM (9krrF)

264 "We" didn't want/need Hawaii or the Philippines, not that much.
But it was Grabbing Times, and if we didn't, somebody else would, and, did.
I don't want Venezuela, not even for free. But China does.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2017 10:25 AM (H5rtT)

265 >>What we want in Venezhole is for them to start eating each other. Posted by: JEM at April 20, 2017 10:19 AM (TppKb)

This is correct.

Posted by: General Zod at April 20, 2017 10:25 AM (Bdeb0)

266 Moar Hoars

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her at April 20, 2017 10:26 AM (9zO9Q)

267 193
Fake News also told me Trump is conflicted on the stupid paris climate accord thing. Fake News says Kushner and Ivanka want to stay in it, but Bannon does not.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 20, 2017 10:07 AM (UH7Do)

Trump did sign the climate change petition years ago at Ivanka's urging.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 20, 2017 10:26 AM (khWYc)

268 Bruce Springsteen, proving once again at 67 that it was the E Street guys...not him.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 10:26 AM (B+qrE)

269 For a high school kid with a learning disability

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I let him have it for free!

Posted by: Barack O at April 20, 2017 10:26 AM (h/uSM)

270 263 All this only to have it happen again a generation later.

Like I said, better plan, just don't invest there.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 20, 2017 10:25 AM (9krrF)

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I think it's a good read of what would probably happen.

I'm just hoping that Venezuela's neighbors are watching what autocratic socialist rule does to a country and are taking notes on how to not become that.

I think that that could be literally the only good thing to come out of this mess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 10:27 AM (/prE6)

271 And that's assuming their neighbors don't cry foul and come to their defense. Remember, Latin America is Clannish As Fuck, nearly to Islamic levels. We are the Outsider (with a bad history to boot).

All this only to have it happen again a generation later.

Like I said, better plan, just don't invest there.
Posted by: Brother Cavil




Don't invest. Don't send food. Ignore them.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 10:27 AM (vZ0KM)

272 Heh. I see TJM and I are actually on the same page. Nuance is lost on Teh Intarwebs. Remember those /sarc tags...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 20, 2017 10:27 AM (9krrF)

273 Looks like something weird is about to happen.

Posted by: Miguel's butthole at April 20, 2017 10:27 AM (8b+oT)

274 239 Franz von Bayros, well now, he's CERTAINLY not Rothko...
Posted by: IP at April 20, 2017 10:18 AM (A/Djk)

He must be something else because my employer's firewall blocks it with extreme prejudice. (So, of course, I bookmarked it.)

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 20, 2017 10:27 AM (RD7QR)

275
This ain't The Chive. Posted by: TheJamesMadison

==

Nope. Our hot sluts are oil-painted.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her at April 20, 2017 10:27 AM (9zO9Q)

276 272 Heh. I see TJM and I are actually on the same page. Nuance is lost on Teh Intarwebs. Remember those /sarc tags...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 20, 2017 10:27 AM (9krrF)

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Meh.

Sarc tags are for cowards.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 10:27 AM (/prE6)

277 >>What we want in Venezhole is for them to start eating each other. Posted by: JEM at April 20, 2017 10:19 AM (TppKb)

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Some of them Venezuelan girls do look mighty 'edible'...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 10:28 AM (h/uSM)

278 1823 just called. It wants its Monroe Doctrine back.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2017 10:28 AM (H5rtT)

279 I think it's a good read of what would probably happen.

I'm just hoping that Venezuela's neighbors are watching what autocratic socialist rule does to a country and are taking notes on how to not become that.


I mean, it's only happened in that region, what, constantly...?

Some people never learn.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 20, 2017 10:28 AM (9krrF)

280 275
This ain't The Chive. Posted by: TheJamesMadison

==

Nope. Our hot sluts are oil-painted.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her at April 20, 2017 10:27 AM (9zO9Q)

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Also...not that hot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 10:28 AM (/prE6)

281 Attn: Sir Poppins

Joan Blondell nip slip. (1934, Kansas City Princess).

Just came across it.

http://depositfiles.com/files/yc5s33xjt

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 20, 2017 10:28 AM (gIRsn)

282 279
I mean, it's only happened in that region, what, constantly...?

Some people never learn.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 20, 2017 10:28 AM (9krrF)

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Isn't Chile in decent shape?

There's one country down there that keeps doing well, isn't there? May not be Chile...I don't really know the region at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 10:29 AM (/prE6)

283 There's one country down there that keeps doing well, isn't there? May not be Chile...I don't really know the region at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 10:29 AM (/prE6)


Peruvia.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 10:29 AM (8nWyX)

284 Would it make sense for Columbia to just conquer Venezuala?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 10:29 AM (h/uSM)

285 >>> What? It's more difficult than you think.

Picking up a disease in that place? Doubtful.

Posted by: LizLem at April 20, 2017 10:29 AM (nsXAP)

286 Joan Blondell nip slip. (1934, Kansas City Princess).

Just came across it.

http://depositfiles.com/files/yc5s33xjt


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Average download time: 10 minutes


WTF? Is this 1995 on a 1200 baud modem?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 10:30 AM (vZ0KM)

287 Isn't Chile in decent shape?

There's one country down there that keeps doing well, isn't there? May not be Chile...I don't really know the region at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison


For now.

And considering what THAT took...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 20, 2017 10:30 AM (9krrF)

288 We should do something about the Venezuela situation?


I suggest erecting a giant one mile by 200 yards high sign with the words-

"This is what happens when you go socialist"

and a big red arrow pointing inland.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 20, 2017 10:30 AM (NyJwR)

289 Only Nixon could go to Caracas.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2017 10:31 AM (H5rtT)

290 noodling around i found that "head over heels" evolved 1n the 18th century from "heels over head" which goes back to the 13th century, meaning the same - smitten.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 20, 2017 10:31 AM (WTSFk)

291 284 Would it make sense for Columbia to just conquer Venezuala?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 10:29 AM (h/uSM)

Wars seem to be unusually bloody there. See for reference the War of the Pacific.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 20, 2017 10:31 AM (RD7QR)

292 Average download time: 10 minutes

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that's a big nipple

Posted by: Winston Zedmore Jr at April 20, 2017 10:31 AM (h/uSM)

293 Isn't Chile in decent shape?

There's one country down there that keeps doing well, isn't there? May not be Chile...I don't really know the region at all.



Chile, Bolivia, Peruvia

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 10:31 AM (vZ0KM)

294 Isn't Chile in decent shape?

There's one country down there that keeps doing well, isn't there? May not be Chile...I don't really know the region at all.


Panama, Chile, and Colombia (no, really) have it more or less together. Macri is getting Argentina back on track.

Otherwise...newp.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 10:32 AM (B+qrE)

295 We should do something about the Venezuela situation?


Does passively watching from a distance constitute doing something?
Burn it,
Scatter it,
Salt it.

Posted by: IP at April 20, 2017 10:32 AM (A/Djk)

296 Venezuela could turn into a second, larger Haiti.


Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2017 10:32 AM (ii4h0)

297 noodling around i found that "head over heels" evolved 1n the 18th century from "heels over head" which goes back to the 13th century, meaning the same -




reverse doggy style?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 10:32 AM (vZ0KM)

298 Trump did sign the climate change petition years ago at Ivanka's urging.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 20, 2017 10:26 AM (khWYc)

But he has since said he will pull out of that Obama Paris Agreement.

http://tinyurl.com/j923b2l

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 20, 2017 10:32 AM (mpXpK)

299 Remember, Latin America is Clannish As Fuck, nearly to Islamic levels. We are the Outsider (with a bad history to boot).

Yeah. Try being a Brit tourist in Argentina.

It's not just the Ugly Americans who are Outsiders.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 20, 2017 10:33 AM (PFy0L)

300 Venezuela is definitely on Trump's radar. It used to be the beauty pageant capital of the world.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 20, 2017 10:33 AM (khWYc)

301
We should do something about the Venezuela situation?

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learn a lesson?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 10:34 AM (h/uSM)

302 Chelsea Clinton's Thoughts:



"Why is it when I tell a guy they can stick it anywhere they want, they always stick it in my butt?"
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Chelsea Clinton is so ugly, getting a blow job from her technically counts as anal.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 20, 2017 10:34 AM (ZQpd0)

303 294
Panama, Chile, and Colombia (no, really) have it more or less together. Macri is getting Argentina back on track.

Otherwise...newp.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 10:32 AM (B+qrE)

==============

Appreciation of classical liberal values takes a long time to settle into a population (it's why forcing it in the Middle East is pretty much doomed to failure at this point), so maybe there's some hope in some pockets that could expand.

But that requires politicians to be concerned with the welfare of their country over their own personal gain, and a population that's willing to give up "free" goodies for a more general good. That's not an easy lesson to get several million people to learn all at once.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 10:35 AM (/prE6)

304 ... "heels over head" makes more sense to describe being hopelessly in love.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 20, 2017 10:35 AM (WTSFk)

305 noodling around i found that "head over heels" evolved 1n the 18th century from "heels over head" which goes back to the 13th century, meaning the same - smitten.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 20, 2017 10:31 AM (WTSFk)


"heels over head" at least makes sense in the intended context. "head over heels" is kind of how most ambulatory bipeds I know spend a lot of time, it's a pretty common stance.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 10:35 AM (8nWyX)

306 Wars seem to be unusually bloody there. See for reference the War of the Pacific.

Wasn't really that bloody. Chile just kicked ass.

The Paraguyan War on the other hand, might have killed one-third of Paraguay's male population.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 10:35 AM (B+qrE)

307 Yeah. Try being a Brit tourist in Argentina.


Well it was their island...


(step back from the oncoming flame..)

Posted by: IP at April 20, 2017 10:35 AM (A/Djk)

308 298 Trump did sign the climate change petition years ago at Ivanka's urging.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 20, 2017 10:26 AM (khWYc)

But he has since said he will pull out of that Obama Paris Agreement.

http://tinyurl.com/j923b2l
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 20, 2017 10:32 AM (mpXpK)

Yes I know . I was mostly pointing out that Ivanka has not changed her mind and has always been the point person for the family on this issue up until Trump became a candidate.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 20, 2017 10:36 AM (khWYc)

309 There offering really cheap mail order marriage vacations to Venezuela.

BYOTP

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 10:36 AM (h/uSM)

310 >>Chelsea Clinton is so ugly, getting a blow job from her technically counts as anal. Posted by: RoyalOil at April 20, 2017 10:34 AM (ZQpd0)

Or suicide foreplay.

Posted by: General Zod at April 20, 2017 10:36 AM (Bdeb0)

311 Venezuela could turn into a second, larger Haiti.

Chavez and Maduro have wrecked it so badly that if you did everything right starting now, it would take 25 years to recover.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 10:37 AM (B+qrE)

312
I don't want Venezuela, not even for free. But China does.

So let's go to war with China over Venezuela.
John McCain approves!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2017 10:37 AM (IqV8l)

313 Venezuela ran out of other people's money.

Popcorn?

Posted by: Dang at April 20, 2017 10:38 AM (8b+oT)

314 Joan Blondell nip slip. (1934, Kansas City Princess).

Just came across it.

http://depositfiles.com/files/yc5s33xjt

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 20, 2017 10:28 AM (gIRsn)


You, sir, are not just a great American.

You are a steely-eyed missle man.

**sighs**

Oh, Joan Blondell, what I wouldn't do to you. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2017 10:38 AM (X6fMO)

315 Look, just leave me out of it in this thread, mmkay?

Posted by: The Letter X at April 20, 2017 10:38 AM (SNwMD)

316 310 >>Chelsea Clinton is so ugly, getting a blow job from her technically counts as anal. Posted by: RoyalOil at April 20, 2017 10:34 AM (ZQpd0)

Or suicide foreplay.
Posted by: General Zod at April 20, 2017 10:36 AM (Bdeb0)

So you're saying she's butt ugly?

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 20, 2017 10:38 AM (khWYc)

317 >>Chelsea Clinton is so ugly, getting a blow job from her technically counts as anal. Posted by: RoyalOil
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Or beastiality.

Posted by: Dang at April 20, 2017 10:40 AM (8b+oT)

318 Appreciation of classical liberal values takes a long time to settle
into a population (it's why forcing it in the Middle East is pretty much
doomed to failure at this point), so maybe there's some hope in some
pockets that could expand.

=====

I honestly do not think that 'classical liberal values' can take hold in any area that uses the Napoleonic or civil law. It is all top-down, like most of EU. UK uses common law, like us, and has a totally different attitude.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 20, 2017 10:40 AM (MIKMs)

319 Chelsea Clinton is so ugly, getting a blow job from her technically counts as anal.

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But during a BJ, you don't get to hear her deep thoughts

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 10:40 AM (h/uSM)

320 Venezuela ran out of other people's money.

Popcorn?

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out of that too

Posted by: Venezuela at April 20, 2017 10:40 AM (h/uSM)

321 >>>noodling around i found that "head over heels" evolved 1n the 18th century from "heels over head" which goes back to the 13th century, meaning the same - smitten.

What about heels behind head?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 20, 2017 10:42 AM (Ga6y6)

322 Look, just leave me out of it in this thread, mmkay?

Posted by: The Letter X


That's what xhe said.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 20, 2017 10:43 AM (9krrF)

323 Here's some more art and I know it's good because it was painted by a painting professor.

http://tinyurl.com/jwu3opq

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 20, 2017 10:43 AM (Nwg0u)

324 This painting seems quite Katzenjammer-y
With all sorts of wacky flim-flammery
But to quote Bob Hope
Re: this recurrent trope
I would like to say, "Thanks for the mammaries!"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 20, 2017 10:44 AM (DO94k)

325 I honestly do not think that 'classical liberal values' can take hold in any area that uses the Napoleonic or civil law. It is all top-down, like most of EU. UK uses common law, like us, and has a totally different attitude.

Posted by: mustbequantum


Like we used to, you mean. We've been getting "transitioned" over for a couple of generations now. I'm not clear how we convert other nations to the common law framework when it's a shambles here.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 20, 2017 10:44 AM (9krrF)

326
What about heels behind head?
=====

Back in the dim dark past, I seem to remember 'feet for earrings'.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 20, 2017 10:45 AM (MIKMs)

327 325 Like we used to, you mean. We've been getting "transitioned" over for a couple of generations now. I'm not clear how we convert other nations to the common law framework when it's a shambles here.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 20, 2017 10:44 AM (9krrF)

===============

"With Tomahawk missiles!"
-John McCain

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 10:46 AM (/prE6)

328 I doubt Colombia will get involved beyond guarding the border against raids, sorties and refugees from Venezuela.

Colombia has been trying to end its civil war with the FARC by conceding a pension and the right to steal local elections to the communist rebels. (actually I think they are officially Marxist, but what the hell) and Santos is dealing with a groundswell of anger at that, as well as with elements of the FARC who, forgoing revolution, have taken up brigandage and smuggling which looks identical.
The FARC was supported to a large extent by Venezuela, so I doubt Colombia is going to get into an invasion of Venezuela. They didn't really want a Gran Colombia under Bolivar in the early 1800's either

And the opinion makers in Colombia appear to be smug lefties, as indoctrinated as ours here.

Of the other neighbors, Guyana, Suriname and French Guiana don't do much, and Brazil has its own problems - oddly enough as a result of having given pensions and the right to steal elections to former communist revolutionaries.

And no-one expects the Dutch to invade via a bridgehead Curacao.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2017 10:46 AM (ii4h0)

329
And no-one expects the Dutch to invade via a bridgehead Curacao.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2017 10:46 AM (ii4h0)

With enough curacao, people can be talked into anything.

Posted by: josephistan at April 20, 2017 10:49 AM (7HtZB)

330 So let's go to war with China over Venezuela.

What would Andrew Jackson do?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2017 10:50 AM (H5rtT)

331 None of the clients appear to have the "pox." Odd, that.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at April 20, 2017 10:50 AM (LQLeS)

332 330 So let's go to war with China over Venezuela.

What would Andrew Jackson do?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2017 10:50 AM (H5rtT)

Get into a duel over his wife?

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 20, 2017 10:51 AM (RD7QR)

333 It appears that the wench on the right is giving the customer a lap dance.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at April 20, 2017 10:52 AM (LQLeS)

334 Venezuelan rebel Rafael Simón Urbina raided Curacao in 1929 & captured the governor, maybe the Dutch want revenge?

Posted by: josephistan at April 20, 2017 10:53 AM (7HtZB)

335 Don't cry for me, Venezuela 'cause I just had latte and a schmear and I'm going out to the lake to walk my dogs soon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 20, 2017 10:54 AM (Nwg0u)

336 I don't get this painting. It looks like olden times. We all know how those were. What's the point of sex if you can't have an abortion?

Posted by: Musings of Chelsea at April 20, 2017 10:54 AM (vg8iE)

337 >>Chelsea Clinton is so ugly, getting a blow job from her technically counts as anal.

Heh, but I'm not seeing it. She's a Clinton, and Clintons take - they don't give.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 10:55 AM (NOIQH)

338 Sarah Palin looking hawt.


http://tinyurl.com/kh8bgg7

Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 10:57 AM (r/0kC)

339 That is one weird painting.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 20, 2017 10:58 AM (zRZaJ)

340 Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2017 10:46 AM (ii4h0)

I read a couple of years ago, and have no idea where it was, that Surinam is now considered a muslim country (at least by muslims).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 20, 2017 10:58 AM (sEDyY)

341 Hmm,maybe I was right that is was due to Giselle after all..

http://tinyurl.com/k9yzmj6

Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 10:59 AM (r/0kC)

342 Sarah Palin looking hawt.

http://tinyurl.com/kh8bgg7
Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 10:57 AM (r/0kC)
___________


WTH does Skankles have her portrait on the wall and why is it still there?

Posted by: IP at April 20, 2017 10:59 AM (A/Djk)

343 337
>>Chelsea Clinton is so ugly, getting a blow job from her technically counts as anal.

Heh, but I'm not seeing it. She's a Clinton, and Clintons take - they don't give.


Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 10:55 AM (NOIQH)

Doggy styling her reflects badly on us dogs.

Posted by: My Dog at April 20, 2017 11:00 AM (jxbfJ)

344 342 I suppose first ladies get portraits too.They shouldn't but...

Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 11:01 AM (r/0kC)

345 We should do something about the Venezuela situation?


Does passively watching from a distance constitute doing something?
Burn it,
Scatter it,
Salt it.
--

Sure, this works.

Or maybe we can have the UN work on it.

/because those women and children aren't going to rape themselves!

Posted by: shibumi at April 20, 2017 11:02 AM (FkAXz)

346 Anybody see the ZH story about the company filing bankruptcy who was leasing out PETS???

Basically rent to own where you end up paying about 5 grand for a 2 grand pet. Of course, the borrowers claim to not realize that they were just leasing Bowzer at rates up to 70% APR.

Just when you thought you'd heard it all....

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 20, 2017 11:02 AM (Jcg9Q)

347 Whoever is filthy, let him be filthy still.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 20, 2017 11:03 AM (xJa6I)

348 Hmm,maybe I was right that is was due to Giselle after all..

http://tinyurl.com/k9yzmj6

-
If only Tom didn't have those deflated balls.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 20, 2017 11:03 AM (Nwg0u)

349 342 Sarah Palin looking hawt.

http://tinyurl.com/kh8bgg7
Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 10:57 AM (r/0kC)
___________


WTH does Skankles have her portrait on the wall and why is it still there?
Posted by: IP at April 20, 2017 10:59 AM (A/Djk)

First Lady. As close as she will get to a presidential portrait, knock on wood.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 20, 2017 11:03 AM (RD7QR)

350 338 Sarah Palin looking hawt.

word

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 20, 2017 11:04 AM (FZYNt)

351
WTH does Skankles have her portrait on the wall and why is it still there?
Posted by: IP at April 20, 2017 10:59 AM (A/Djk)

First Lady. As close as she will get to a presidential portrait, knock on wood.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman

plus everyone gets their picture taken with her in the background, twisting the knife, so to speak

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 20, 2017 11:05 AM (FZYNt)

352 So, early this morning, I became a step-grandmother. Tim would have been ecstatic this day. It would have been a day of celebration and tears of joy and the breaking out of a special favorite wine.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 11:05 AM (tHwdc)

353 WTH does Skankles have her portrait on the wall and why is it still there?
Posted by: IP
_________

I've been tasked with trying to give it away to the British.

Posted by: Winston Churchill's Bust at April 20, 2017 11:06 AM (j+dfT)

354 Congratulations, Miley!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2017 11:06 AM (kTF2Z)

355 Basically rent to own where you end up paying about 5 grand for a 2
grand pet. Of course, the borrowers claim to not realize that they were
just leasing Bowzer at rates up to 70% APR.

=====

Also the scam at pet stores with a 'surrender penalty' of twice the cost of the dog.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 20, 2017 11:07 AM (MIKMs)

356 Congratulations, Miley!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 11:07 AM (NOIQH)

357 So, early this morning, I became a step-grandmother. Tim would have been ecstatic this day. It would have been a day of celebration and tears of joy and the breaking out of a special favorite wine.

Congratulations, Miley! Boy or girl?

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 20, 2017 11:07 AM (PFy0L)

358 >>>Back in the dim dark past, I seem to remember 'feet for earrings'.

Feet below the ears means you're fucking a dwarf. Respect!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 20, 2017 11:07 AM (Ga6y6)

359 In the kindest way, let me say congrats Miley.
I might break out the special wine anyway.

Posted by: IP at April 20, 2017 11:08 AM (A/Djk)

360 WTH does Skankles have her portrait on the wall and why is it still there?
Posted by: IP

It's the same reason Hanoi Jane's picture graces urinals

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 20, 2017 11:09 AM (FZYNt)

361 Precaffeinated Po'try

Got up so late
It's like the day's half gone
Feeling better, though,
So there's that.

Blessed by the rain
(Might still save the lawn),
But wetness doesn't
agree with the cat.

Good morning to my favorite gathering of pixels.

Posted by: mindful webworker - revolutionarily at April 20, 2017 11:09 AM (yCZVl)

362
So, early this morning, I became a step-grandmother. Tim would have been
ecstatic this day. It would have been a day of celebration and tears of
joy and the breaking out of a special favorite wine. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 11:05 AM (tHwdc)
=====

Congratulations! I have a stepgrand and she is both a pain and delight. Break out the good bottle anyway; Tim will be remembered with love.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 20, 2017 11:09 AM (MIKMs)

363 Sarah Palin looking hawt.

http://tinyurl.com/kh8bgg7
Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 10:57 AM (r/0kC)

Oh hell yeah I would. Still. And again.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 20, 2017 11:09 AM (Jcg9Q)

364
What's with all the mish grabbing portraits lately?

Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2017 11:10 AM (8XRCm)

365 Congratulations, Miley! Boy or girl?


Duh- "grandmother?" ... pretty sure shes a girl

Posted by: buffy the cheerleader at April 20, 2017 11:10 AM (A/Djk)

366 So the "houses" in Naples also offered great pasta, and the ones in New Orleans had ragtime on the piano, but the Dutch had . . . acrobats? Male acrobats?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 20, 2017 11:10 AM (vOn32)

367 *AHEM*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 20, 2017 11:11 AM (9CkBG)

368 Morning all... So Egg McMuffin is thinking of running for Chaffertz House seat... Oh joy...

Posted by: It's Me donna at April 20, 2017 11:11 AM (O2RFr)

369 365 Congratulations, Miley! Boy or girl?


Duh- "grandmother?" ... pretty sure shes a girl
Posted by: buffy the cheerleader at April 20, 2017 11:10 AM (A/Djk)

================

"Did you just assume her gender?"
-Very smart college student who's been ignoring all of her finals but has that gender studies course in the bag

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 11:11 AM (/prE6)

370 Hmm,maybe I was right that is was due to Giselle after all..

http://tinyurl.com/k9yzmj6

-
If only Tom didn't have those deflated balls.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 20, 2017 11:03 AM (Nwg0u)

Why should we give a fuck what Giselle thinks any more than Chelsea? Sheesh.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 20, 2017 11:12 AM (Jcg9Q)

371 Thanks everyone! A girl, Julia. No details beyond this - mom and daughter are fine, dad is exhausted ;-)

He's a good man and will be a wonderful dad. I know right now they'll always be together. They're an excellent match.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 11:12 AM (tHwdc)

372 It's the same reason Hanoi Jane's picture graces urinals

-
Didja see Jane campaigned for Tossoff? I like to think she was a part of that result.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 20, 2017 11:12 AM (Nwg0u)

373
Duh- "grandmother?" ... pretty sure shes a girl
Posted by: buffy the cheerleader at April 20, 2017 11:10 AM (A/Djk)

So what would you call Miley if it was a baby boy?

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 20, 2017 11:12 AM (Jcg9Q)

374 OMG! Death by anal sex
The story & video from yesterday:

http://bit.ly/CasoCerradoDeathByAnalSex

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 11:12 AM (vZ0KM)

375 WTH does Skankles have her portrait on the wall and why is it still there?

Posted by: IP at April 20, 2017 10:59 AM (A/Djk)


Dart board?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 20, 2017 11:13 AM (snI+j)

376 I misread that. Never mind.

Must be time for bed.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 20, 2017 11:13 AM (Jcg9Q)

377 374 OMG! Death by anal sex

If I had a quarter for everytime I heard that

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 20, 2017 11:13 AM (FZYNt)

378 Duh- "grandmother?" ... pretty sure shes a girl
Posted by: buffy the cheerleader at April 20, 2017 11:10 AM (A/Djk)

So what would you call Miley if it was a baby boy?
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 20, 2017 11:12 AM (Jcg9Q)

-----

So what would you call the joke you didnt get?

Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2017 11:13 AM (8XRCm)

379 I read a couple of years ago, and have no idea where
it was, that Surinam is now considered a muslim country (at least by
muslims).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 20, 2017 10:58 AM (sEDyY)

The muzzies are fos. Suriname is 48% Christian. the muzzies are only 14%.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 20, 2017 11:14 AM (mpXpK)

380 What's with all the mish grabbing portraits lately?

Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2017 11:10 AM (8XRCm)


It's Debauchery Week here at the HQ!

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 20, 2017 11:14 AM (snI+j)

381 So what would you call the joke you didnt get?
Posted by: fixerupper

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 20, 2017 11:14 AM (FZYNt)

382 4chan auties unmasked a Berkeley punk protestor. Turns out to be a scumbucket professor.

(twitter link)

https://___ur.com/a/SwkUJ

Posted by: kallisto at April 20, 2017 11:14 AM (kD8Fh)

383 >>> 342 I suppose first ladies get portraits too.They shouldn't but...Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 11:01 AM (r/0kC)

Melania's official portrait (photo not painted) sent the left into a tizzy. Her arms are crossed, what does it mean?! How dare she wear her huge wedding rock on her finger and prove herself guilty of being rich?! She can't do anything right. Haters gonna hate.

Posted by: LizLem at April 20, 2017 11:15 AM (hvf9s)

384 Melania's official portrait (photo not painted) sent the left into a tizzy. Her arms are crossed, what does it mean?! How dare she wear her huge wedding rock on her finger and prove herself guilty of being rich?! She can't do anything right. Haters gonna hate.

Posted by: LizLem at April 20, 2017 11:15 AM (hvf9s)



Displaying wealth. Power stance. How dare a woman portray such things!

And yet I'm the sexist.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 20, 2017 11:17 AM (9CkBG)

385 'Bout time for Ace to show up.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 20, 2017 11:17 AM (mpXpK)

386 Ace?
Never heard of him...

Posted by: IP at April 20, 2017 11:19 AM (A/Djk)

387 386 Ace?
Never heard of him...

Posted by: IP at April 20, 2017 11:19 AM (A/Djk)



Small, extremely hairy, has an affinity for trash...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 20, 2017 11:19 AM (9CkBG)

388 386 Ace?
Never heard of him...
Posted by: IP at April 20, 2017 11:19 AM (A/Djk)

=============

He's probably finishing that nude self-portrait for tomorrow's art thread.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 11:19 AM (/prE6)

389 What is this? Rapey Thursday?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 11:19 AM (PY9jH)

390
Didja see Jane campaigned for Tossoff? I like to think she was a part of that result.

Democrat spokesman on Fox said Tossoff won.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2017 11:20 AM (IqV8l)

391 >>> Displaying wealth. Power stance. How dare a woman portray such things! And yet I'm the sexist.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 20, 2017 11:17 AM (9CkBG)

Sexist AND discriminatory against the vertically challenged...and yet we love/put up with/tolerate you anyway.

Posted by: LizLem at April 20, 2017 11:20 AM (hvf9s)

392 368 Morning all... So Egg McMuffin is thinking of running for Chaffertz House seat... Oh joy...
========

Don't try to tell me that wasn't some kind of arrangement. I wonder how much money changed hands or where the safe deposit box is which holds the photos of Chaffetz engaging in gay sex with minors.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 11:20 AM (vg8iE)

393 Small, extremely hairy, has an affinity for trash...


Oh him... At first glance I thought it was some kind of weasel.

Posted by: IP at April 20, 2017 11:20 AM (A/Djk)

394 389 What is this? Rapey Thursday?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 11:19 AM (PY9jH)

It's not rape-rape

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at April 20, 2017 11:20 AM (7HtZB)

395 So what would you call the joke you didnt get?

Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2017 11:13 AM (8XRCm)

See 376.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 20, 2017 11:21 AM (Jcg9Q)

396 Democrat spokesman on Fox said Tossoff won.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Yeah and we are defending Baghdad

Posted by: Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf at April 20, 2017 11:21 AM (FZYNt)

397 >>> He's probably finishing that nude self-portrait for tomorrow's art thread. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 11:19 AM (/prE6)

Part of his application to be a Fox news host? Ace, it's easy. Just write "EWOK LIVES MATTER" a million times on your cover letter. Done.

Posted by: LizLem at April 20, 2017 11:21 AM (hvf9s)

398 Anybody see the ZH story about the company filing bankruptcy who was leasing out PETS???


Basically rent to own where you end up paying about 5 grand for a 2 grand pet. Of course, the borrowers claim to not realize that they were just leasing Bowzer at rates up to 70% APR.


Just when you thought you'd heard it all....
--

Yes, I read that yesterday. People are idiots.

There's this thing online called petfinder. Lists rescued dogs, cats and more. There are even some purebreds. Go there.

Posted by: shibumi at April 20, 2017 11:21 AM (FkAXz)

399 Democrat spokesman on Fox said Tossoff won.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2017 11:20 AM (IqV8l)


Of course he won. A participation trophy.

Just like Hillary.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 20, 2017 11:22 AM (snI+j)

400 Sarah Palin looking hawt.

http://tinyurl.com/kh8bgg7
Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 10:57 AM (r/0kC)

Oh hell yeah I would. Still. And again.
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April

Have to worry about bearkiller and a 444 Marlin the rest of your life .... still might be worth it

Posted by: Jean at April 20, 2017 11:22 AM (AzDzi)

401 What do you hear when you play stairway to heaven backwards? The sounds of Me, Bill O'Reilly, banging a hot news babe. Or you mom. Take your pick. I'M BILL O'REILLY!

Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at April 20, 2017 11:22 AM (Sd//m)

402 Congrats Miley!

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 20, 2017 11:22 AM (zRZaJ)

403 If Ace were to put a dress on, do you think Fox would hire him as a token Xe

Posted by: Jean at April 20, 2017 11:23 AM (AzDzi)

404 Hoorhaus

Posted by: eleven at April 20, 2017 11:23 AM (qUNWi)

405 Don't try to tell me that wasn't some kind of arrangement. I wonder how much money changed hands or where the safe deposit box is which holds the photos of Chaffetz engaging in gay sex with minors. Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 11:20 AM (vg8iE)

How do you think I broke my office cot?

Posted by: Chafin' Chaffetz at April 20, 2017 11:23 AM (hvf9s)

406 Posted by: Bill O'Reilly

Bill has a "No Fat Chicks" bumper sticker

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 20, 2017 11:24 AM (FZYNt)

407
Democrat spokesman on Fox said Tossoff won.

HE DID!! HE DID!! HE DID!!
MOM!!

Posted by: tu3031 at April 20, 2017 11:24 AM (qJhUV)

408
Democrat spokesman on Fox said Tossoff won.

Of course he won. A participation trophy.

Just like Hillary.
Posted by: OregonMuse


They are pinning their hopes on the June election.
Who knows what will happen then?
Will the Russians hack it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2017 11:25 AM (IqV8l)

409 What do you hear when you play stairway to heaven backwards? The sounds of Me, Bill O'Reilly, banging a hot news babe. Or you mom. Take your pick. I'M BILL O'REILLY!

Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at April 20, 2017 11:22 AM (Sd//m)


Maybe you'll have to DO IT LIVE!

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 20, 2017 11:25 AM (snI+j)

410 403

HEY!!!

Posted by: The Letter X at April 20, 2017 11:25 AM (SNwMD)

411 Apparently Beuckelaer really liked the number 3

Posted by: Raoul Castro at April 20, 2017 11:25 AM (39g3+)

412
Democrat spokesman on Fox said Tossoff won.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2017 11:20 AM (IqV8l)

--------------

I'm reminded of what Gage said when informed of his victory at Breed's Hill.

I can't afford many more of these victories.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2017 11:26 AM (kTF2Z)

413 Bill has a "No Fat Chicks" bumper sticker

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 20, 2017 11:24 AM (FZYNt)


Speaking of stickers, D'oh Boy has a new one on his truck.

Picture of Mad Dog Mattis with "Make Killing Great Again"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 11:26 AM (PY9jH)

414 In one of the Hard Luck Hank syfy comedy/adventure books, Stank Delicious, Hank becomes a professional athlete to investigate a case. Hank is a none-too-bright, morally flexible thug for hire. He gets involved in a playoff game of apocalyptic dimension in which to save the galaxy his team cannot lose but they're getting their asses kicked. So Hank kills the umpires forcing the game to be cancelled.

I'm just hoping Tom Brady doesn't read that book.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 20, 2017 11:26 AM (Nwg0u)

415 Congratulations on the new grandbaby, Miley!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 20, 2017 11:26 AM (p+Wdc)

416 Melania's official portrait (photo not painted) sent the left into a tizzy. Her arms are crossed, what does it mean?! How dare she wear her huge wedding rock on her finger and prove herself guilty of being rich?! She can't do anything right. Haters gonna hate.


Posted by: LizLem at April 20, 2017 11:15 AM (hvf9s)


Displaying wealth. Power stance. How dare a woman portray such things!


And yet I'm the sexist.
---

It will be interesting to know how it will be displayed in the future.

If I were Michelle Obama, I'd be totes OK with being hung on a wall next to Hillary, but I would not want to be next to Melania.

Future conversation at National Gallery: "Mommy, look at the pretty lady. Why is there a picture of man next to her, and why is he first lady?"

Posted by: shibumi at April 20, 2017 11:26 AM (FkAXz)

417 Over at Insty there's a transcript of Hugh Hewitt interviewing the "Shattered" book's authors, and HH marveling at how they kept the story about Hillary downloading her staff's emails after 2008 loss and then Allen marveling at how no one has seized that very relevant story given Hillary's State email server problem.

Uh, dude, you held back a very relevant, damning story about candidate Clinton from the voters for books sales - and likely to help her get elected. And *now* you want accolades for breaking this story long after it would be useful???

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 11:27 AM (NOIQH)

418 408
Democrat spokesman on Fox said Tossoff won.
Of course he won. A participation trophy.

Just like Hillary.
Posted by: OregonMuse

They are pinning their hopes on the June election.
Who knows what will happen then?
Will the Russians hack it?
==========

I hope that smarmy little bastard loses in a fucking landslide.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 11:27 AM (vg8iE)

419 Future conversation at National Gallery: "Mommy, look at the pretty lady. Why is there a picture of man next to her, and why is he first lady?"
Posted by: shibumi


And why is he SO ANGRY?

Posted by: Winston Churchill's Bust at April 20, 2017 11:27 AM (j+dfT)

420 Democrat spokesman on Fox said Tossoff won.
--

Yeah, Hillary won too. And Bill is currently First Lady.

/gee, these people really need to up their dose of Lithium.

Posted by: shibumi at April 20, 2017 11:28 AM (FkAXz)

421 nood.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 20, 2017 11:28 AM (snI+j)

422 I hope that smarmy little bastard loses in a fucking landslide.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 11:27 AM (vg8iE)


This. He has the look of an entitled beta male. Plus, he has a smug face that begs for punching.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 11:29 AM (PY9jH)

423 OK, details - 7 lbs 5 oz, 20"

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 11:29 AM (tHwdc)

424 Bill is no lady and certainly not a gentleman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2017 11:29 AM (fDdVG)

425 Sexist AND discriminatory against the vertically challenged...and yet we love/put up with/tolerate you anyway.

Posted by: LizLem at April 20, 2017 11:20 AM (hvf9s)



I am absolutely NOT discriminatory against the vertically challenged. Mocking perhaps, but not discriminatory.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 20, 2017 11:30 AM (9CkBG)

426 nood

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 20, 2017 11:30 AM (mpXpK)

427 What's with all the scribbling on the wall. Are the whores tracking the prostitution markets?

Posted by: irright at April 20, 2017 11:30 AM (pMGkg)

428 So Egg McMuffin is thinking of running for Chaffertz House seat... Oh joy...
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Don't try to tell me that wasn't some kind of arrangement. I wonder how much money changed hands

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Well, it is whore house Thursday.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 20, 2017 11:30 AM (Nwg0u)

429 He's probably finishing that nude self-portrait for tomorrow's art thread.

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Guess that explains the ad for 6 gallons of menstrual blood on ebay. I made $8.95 on that one

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 20, 2017 11:34 AM (h/uSM)

430 Basically rent to own where you end up paying about 5 grand for a 2 grand pet. Of course, the borrowers claim to not realize that they were just leasing Bowzer at rates up to 70% APR.


Just when you thought you'd heard it all....



Why the country is broke: because people with this sort of financial acumen vote.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 11:34 AM (SRKgf)

431 395 So what would you call the joke you didnt get?

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once someone explained it...Mine

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 20, 2017 11:35 AM (h/uSM)

432 I keep hearing the Georgia 6th is starting to move left because soccer moms, hipsters, ant-Trump etc. This is mostly BS. It is because of massive immigration, legal and illegal. The legals lean heavily Dem after they become citizens as do their children. And the early anchor babies are starting to get old enough to vote. In 5 more years it will be a tsunami. The "experts" analysis above is just meant to confuse and obscure the reality of what is happening: population replacement. It is safe for now but Dems will capture this district in a few more years.

Posted by: Ripley at April 20, 2017 11:35 AM (1BQGO)

433 >>> I am absolutely NOT discriminatory against the vertically challenged. Mocking perhaps, but not discriminatory.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 20, 2017 11:30 AM (9CkBG)

Point taken. I will retract my statement and replace discriminatory with "purposefully vexing".

Posted by: LizLem at April 20, 2017 11:40 AM (hvf9s)

434 Go thy ways to a nunnery.

Posted by: Fritz at April 20, 2017 11:40 AM (2Mnv1)

435 Haven't read all the comments yet -- Has anyone pointed out that the two women immediately to the right of the headstand guy look a lot alike? Possibly sisters, maybe even twins.

They charge extra for team-ups.

Posted by: mindful webworker - evolutionarily at April 20, 2017 11:44 AM (yCZVl)

436 So how will this week's theme end tomorrow? With non-judgmental Toulouse-Lautrec or moralistic William Hogarth?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 20, 2017 11:50 AM (vOn32)

437 I'd like a saucy wench.

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Remoulade or Teriyaki?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 09:54 AM


If it were Banana Splits Guy, I'd bet Hollandaise.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2017 12:47 PM (DMUuz)

438 I am absolutely NOT discriminatory against the vertically challenged. Mocking perhaps, but not discriminatory.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 20, 2017 11:30 AM


No baby carrots for you!

Posted by: The Carrot Nazi at April 20, 2017 12:48 PM (DMUuz)

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