Former Prank Presidential Candidate and Part-Time Thumb Egg McMuffin Owes $670,000 For His Very Expensive Vanity Campaign

This might explain why he does most of his work on Twitter, agitating against Trump, and promoting his stupid PAC which, get this, will in fact take your donations if you're of a mind to continue funding him.

[Egg McMuffin, formerly a sandwich served before 10:30 am], still owes some $670,000 to vendors who helped his campaign, including more than half a million dollars to a law firm.
Presidential candidates who didn't win the White House often face a large tab when the dust clears -- it took Hillary Clinton four years to pay off millions in debt from her 2008 campaign -- but for McMullin, who as an independent has no party apparatus to help, the bills are daunting.

I wonder if we started a PAC and wrote a contract in which it was agreed that no one receiving money from the PAC would ever again appear on TV, Twitter, or any ballot for elective office, we could just make this Gang of Hate go away.

Oh, and meanwhile, he's going to run for the Congressional seat that Jason Chaffetz is leaving.

I imagine there'll be some Good Fundraising Opportunities there.

Posted by: Ace at 12:32 PM

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Posted by: Rick in SK at April 20, 2017 12:25 PM (FZYNt)

2 Ok, so I guess we know he *is not* working for Soros then.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2017 12:26 PM (eSx+E)

3 The Chaffetz thing puzzles me.....

Posted by: It's Me donna at April 20, 2017 12:27 PM (O2RFr)

4 He needs to run in order to keep his perpetual campaign going and those sweet, sweet donations coming in.

That's his job. Renting Mitt's email list and bilking chumps out of money so he can still live out of hotel suites.

Posted by: Blanco at April 20, 2017 12:27 PM (tGBt6)

5 I would pay money to see him punch himself in the nuggets.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 20, 2017 12:28 PM (GX63o)

6 aw......maybe he can accuse oreilly of harrassing him....

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 20, 2017 12:28 PM (0O7c5)

7 Jeebus. He may well win Chaffetz' seat. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 12:28 PM (PY9jH)

8
-- it took Hillary Clinton four years to pay off millions in debt from her 2008 campaign --

-------

Im suprised she paid.

I wonder what the status of the outstanding bill for her 2016 campaing is.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2017 12:28 PM (8XRCm)

9 To borrow from my previous comment on this subject, I foresee mysterious people with mysteriously deep pockets mysteriously retiring his debt.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 20, 2017 12:29 PM (RD7QR)

10 He stole votes from me!

Posted by: hillary (,)(') at April 20, 2017 12:29 PM (nlbfN)

11 I guess crazy Beck still supports him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 12:29 PM (PY9jH)

12 One two three four, I declare a thumb war

Posted by: wooga at April 20, 2017 12:30 PM (3I7wr)

13 >>Oh, and meanwhile, he's going to run for the Congressional seat that Jason Chaffetz is leaving.I imagine there'll be some Good Fundraising Opportunities there.

Isn't that always the way they pay off campaign debt - run again and make others pay for it?

Recall that Hillary was in yuuge debt after her 2008 run. Did she use her own money to settle it? Nope. She bargained with Obama to have his big donors pay it off for her making nice and joining his administration (prevent dem split between women/blacks).

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 12:30 PM (NOIQH)

14 How does someone with a nominally middle class income get $670k in loans given to him anyway?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2017 12:30 PM (eSx+E)

15 Ha !!! Check out the text eyeballs on the Hillary sock at 10.

Well played.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 20, 2017 12:30 PM (ATQUV)

16 If I ever lose my job, I guess I'll just run for political office. It doesn't even matter if I win, if I can convince people to give me money.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 12:31 PM (xjiRE)

17 From the article:

"From what I know, they do not have any capability or plans to pay all the vendors they still owe money," says Tanner Leatham, owner and CEO of Utah-based Gathering Inc., which solicited signatures to get McMullin on the ballot in five states and is still owed more than $10,000. "They have told me they cannot pay us what they owe."

Soooooo..... Democrat.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2017 12:31 PM (8XRCm)

18 How stoopid must you be to think he was going to have the benjamins to pay you off?

In God we trust, all others pay cash

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 12:31 PM (h/uSM)

19 willowed:

The SWJ: "Reality, I defy your existence!"
Reality: "Your defiance does not matter to me beyond: closed or open casket?"

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Join the Conspiracy of the Month Club at the Outrage Outlet! Flavored Tinfoil in May! at April 20, 2017 12:31 PM (hLRSq)

20 His Twitter presence has really nailed down what a stinky piece of shit he is.

Posted by: Chupacabra at April 20, 2017 12:32 PM (SjeCh)

21 11 I guess crazy Beck still supports him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Beck is still around?

I imagine his show consists of smearing his feces on a chalkboard and raving.

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 20, 2017 12:32 PM (FZYNt)

22 Let's see, at $35 per speech that'll take just over 19,000 speeches

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 12:32 PM (h/uSM)

23 If I were in his district and he were the GOP candidate, I would vote for the Dem.
Let's hope he doesn't win the nomination.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 20, 2017 12:32 PM (0jtPF)

24 15 Ha !!! Check out the text eyeballs on the Hillary sock at 10.

Well played.
Posted by: ScoggDog

those aren't her eyeballs

Posted by: Huma at April 20, 2017 12:33 PM (FZYNt)

25 >>- it took Hillary Clinton four years to pay off millions in debt from her 2008 campaign

Nope. She didn't pay it off.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/obama-oks-donors-to-help-clinton-with-campaign-debt/

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 12:33 PM (NOIQH)

26 I want to be one of Evan's wives. Have one of his children.

Posted by: Mia Love at April 20, 2017 12:33 PM (LbnLf)

27 Scankles had help paying hers off from Obama.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 20, 2017 12:33 PM (mpXpK)

28 ...yeah actually that makes sense. He's not so much an activist as in debt and trying to raise money. I can buy that much better than suddenly this gormless play-do of a man suddenly became a hardcore leader.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 20, 2017 12:33 PM (39g3+)

29 How stoopid must you be to think he was going to have the benjamins to pay you off?

In God we trust, all others pay cash
Posted by: Buzzsaw90

In God we trust.
Everyone else keep your hands where I can see them.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 12:33 PM (vZ0KM)

30 If only he had some sort of money-laundering, influence-peddling Foundation...

Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2017 12:33 PM (2z74n)

31 I'm still trying to figure out who the voters clamoring for Egg McMuffin really are supposed to be?

Someone who wants McCain's foreign policy, Romney's economic policies, and Obama's social policies?

Isn't that pretty much limited to GOPe staffers?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2017 12:33 PM (eSx+E)

32 >>His Twitter presence has really nailed down what a stinky piece of shit he is.

McMuffin/Chelsea 2020!!

We tweet better snark than Trump!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 12:34 PM (NOIQH)

33 Last I looked, the personal liability of a candidate for campaign expenses isn't always clear and can depend on the facts. i.e. if you got hired by "The Committee to Elect X" you may be shit out of luck

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2017 12:34 PM (SIY7D)

34 Time to form the McMuffin global inititive

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 12:34 PM (h/uSM)

35
I wanna' be elected!

Posted by: Alice Cooper at April 20, 2017 12:34 PM (HSmrB)

36 I really hate that guy.

Just look at his Twitter feed...he's the male Louise Mensch.

The breakfast sandwich is not a conservative, his self-vaunted "principles" bedamned.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 20, 2017 12:34 PM (s/EUv)

37 I hope everyone who lent this clown money gets it in the ass. I hope they lose their money too

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 20, 2017 12:34 PM (M4ai3)

38 Unconfirmed rumors speculate that erstwhile GOP presidential candidate David French is paying off his $3,592.67 campaign debt to his sole lender, Mitt Romney, by mowing Romney's yard every Saturday for the next two months.

Posted by: General Zod at April 20, 2017 12:34 PM (Bdeb0)

39 Send him to debtors prison.

Posted by: The Hamburgler at April 20, 2017 12:34 PM (vtcmf)

40 The guy managed to go from a person I never heard of to one of the people I hate most in the world in a few weeks.

Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 12:35 PM (r/0kC)

41 I wanna' be elected!

Posted by: Alice Cooper

I want to be sedated

Posted by: The Ramones at April 20, 2017 12:35 PM (O2RFr)

42 Let's see, at $35 per speech that'll take just over 19,000 speeches
***
Really? I used to back that kinda money in two, three speeches.

No, you can't see the speech transcript peon. Well, unless you've got a couple hundred thousand of course.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 20, 2017 12:35 PM (eSx+E)

43 I'm still trying to figure out who the voters clamoring for Egg McMuffin really are supposed to be?

Someone who wants McCain's foreign policy, Romney's economic policies, and Obama's social policies?

Isn't that pretty much limited to GOPe staffers? Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2017 12:33 PM (eSx+E)
=====

And those on the spy pr0n handout lists.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 20, 2017 12:35 PM (MIKMs)

44 Seeing as how its pretty standard operating procedure for losing campaign to not pay their debts, wondering what vendors are dumb enough to provide services and take payment later.

Posted by: Maritime at April 20, 2017 12:35 PM (cuftQ)

45 If you provided campaign services for this punchable punch-line on credit and expected to be paid back, I'm finding it oddly difficult to feel any sympathy for you.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 12:35 PM (8nWyX)

46 We need a new yard guy. I wonder what his hourly rate would be?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 12:35 PM (PY9jH)

47 27 Scankles had help paying hers off from Obama.

--

but now that she's rich, i am certain that she repaid him. with interest.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 12:36 PM (h/uSM)

48 They didn't teach us to spell at the academy. Sigh.

Posted by: The Hamburglar at April 20, 2017 12:36 PM (vtcmf)

49 41
I wanna' be elected!

Posted by: Alice Cooper

I want to be sedated

Posted by: The Ramones at April 20, 2017 12:35 PM (O2RFr)

I wanna new drug.

Posted by: Huey Lewis at April 20, 2017 12:36 PM (GX63o)

50 The breakfast sandwich is not a conservative, his self-vaunted "principles" bedamned.
___
I do too have principles damn it. They just aren't giving me enough money. Yet.

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at April 20, 2017 12:36 PM (eSx+E)

51 willowed:

289 Trump is a walking used condom that nobody wants. Trump lied and now cannot get out of the problems he created in South Korea and the other places that now hate this country. We wants Presdent Obama back because the world loved him and we did not have any problems when he be Presdent other then the ones created by that idiot George Bush. We still love our Presdent of Color.... Do you? You should love him !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 20, 2017 12:20 PM (WmgTn)

No offense, but let me point out why this comment fails.

In order to do the Mary Clogginstein sock right, you have to post a paragraph of vapid nonsense that is without the least trace of humor, insight, or self-awareness. That's surprisingly difficult to do.

The problem here is the first line: "Trump is a walking used condom that nobody wants." Now that's a genuinely funny line, almost worthy of ace. It is way out of the league of somebody like Mary Clogg., the ambulatory cliche bag.

In other words, Make Mary Clogginstein stupid again!

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 20, 2017 12:36 PM (snI+j)

52 Speaking of Romney, he'll only be 74 in 2020. Tanned, rested, ready. Again.

Posted by: General Zod at April 20, 2017 12:36 PM (Bdeb0)

53 I wanna new drug.
___
I wanna new duck.

Posted by: Wierd Al at April 20, 2017 12:37 PM (eSx+E)

54 What if they threw a PAC and nobody came

Posted by: ed gibbon at April 20, 2017 12:37 PM (nWQ3b)

55 McMuffin could get some money-raising tips from Jill Stein. She came out in the black, I believe, after soliciting funds to challenge election results, and then farting off doing so.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 12:37 PM (SRKgf)

56 I wanna sock him in the McRibs.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 20, 2017 12:37 PM (s/EUv)

57 OT:

Whoever it was who posted the link to Caso Cerrado....holy shit, what a freak show.

Maybe I should stay away from Latinas after all.

And with that, I must bid you all goodnight.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 20, 2017 12:37 PM (Jcg9Q)

58 We need a new yard guy. I wonder what his hourly rate would be?

---

You should be able to hire Hilary for 78%

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 12:38 PM (h/uSM)

59 Mow grass? I wouldn't hire him to scoop dog shit out of the yard.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 20, 2017 12:38 PM (Co0D0)

60 41
I wanna' be elected!

Posted by: Alice Cooper

I want to be sedated

Posted by: The Ramones at April 20, 2017 12:35 PM (O2RFr)

I wanna new drug.

---

i wanna be your man

Posted by: beatles at April 20, 2017 12:38 PM (h/uSM)

61 Yo !

Posted by: Yo! at April 20, 2017 12:38 PM (GwIKd)

62 Let Bill Kristol and Rick Wilson pick up the check.

Posted by: V the K at April 20, 2017 12:38 PM (O7MnT)

63 ...Part Time Thumb

...aaaand this is why this blog is the bestest ever.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 20, 2017 12:39 PM (snI+j)

64 What he's lacking is the Hollywood crowd. Look at the money that smug, entitled little twit Tossoff raised.

They both have one thing in common: faces that begged to be punched.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2017 12:39 PM (PY9jH)

65 >>I wanna new drug.
___
>>I wanna new duck.

I wanna be sedated

Posted by: Ramones at April 20, 2017 12:39 PM (NOIQH)

66 49 41
I wanna' be elected!

Posted by: Alice Cooper

I want to be sedated

Posted by: The Ramones at April 20, 2017 12:35 PM (O2RFr)

I wanna new drug.
Posted by: Huey Lewis

I want to hold your hand

Posted by: The Beatles at April 20, 2017 12:39 PM (FZYNt)

67 I'm still trying to figure out who the voters clamoring for Egg McMuffin really are supposed to be?

Someone who wants McCain's foreign policy, Romney's economic policies, and Obama's social policies?

Isn't that pretty much limited to GOPe staffers?
Posted by: 18-1

_____

Basically a carbon copy of the GOP for the last 20 years. Which is why he was able to get financial backing from the same crowd.

I'm pretty sure though Mormon MacMuffin would not classify himself as a social liberal.

He's basically a Dubya/McCain/Romney Republican that is a willing stooge.

Posted by: Maritime at April 20, 2017 12:39 PM (cuftQ)

68 Chuck Grassley says he expects a Supreme will retire this summer.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 20, 2017 12:40 PM (97XyN)

69 I wanna new drug.

Posted by: Huey Lewis at April 20, 2017 12:36 PM (GX63o)

Love is the drug.

Posted by: Roxy Music at April 20, 2017 12:40 PM (zc3Db)

70 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 20, 2017 12:38 PM (Co0D0)

Indeed, but I WOULD hire him to eat it

Posted by: ed gibbon at April 20, 2017 12:40 PM (DeR8m)

71 i scroll past Clogginpipe's posts. they add nothing to the conversation; if I wanted to read that level of insipid unawareness I would go to Twitter.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 20, 2017 12:40 PM (M4ai3)

72 >>I want to hold your hand

I want you.
I need you.
But....

Posted by: Meatloaf at April 20, 2017 12:41 PM (NOIQH)

73 He's basically a Dubya/McCain/Romney Republican that is a willing stooge.

Hey, don't compare him to us !

Posted by: Larry,Curly, and Moe at April 20, 2017 12:41 PM (O2RFr)

74 Whoa!

A Marry C. sock fail

Run!!!!!

Posted by: Yo! at April 20, 2017 12:41 PM (GwIKd)

75 I WANNA ROCK!

Posted by: Dee Snider at April 20, 2017 12:41 PM (Co0D0)

76 >>> If I ever lose my job, I guess I'll just run for political office. It doesn't even matter if I win, if I can convince people to give me money.
Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 12:31 PM (xjiRE)

Hey bub back off, that's MY schtick!

Posted by: Jill Stein at April 20, 2017 12:41 PM (hvf9s)

77 31
I'm still trying to figure out who the voters clamoring for Egg McMuffin really are supposed to be?

Someone who wants McCain's foreign policy, Romney's economic policies, and Obama's social policies?

Isn't that pretty much limited to GOPe staffers?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2017 12:33 PM (eSx+E)
his supporters....were and are people that put party over country......i remember people that have long defriended me on twitter chastising everyone who mocked mcmartian.....his mission was never to win the nomination for himself....just to make sure the abominable trump didn't get it......party over country.....that's all they cared about.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 20, 2017 12:41 PM (0O7c5)

78 Whoever it was who posted the link to Caso Cerrado....holy shit, what a freak show.

Maybe I should stay away from Latinas after all.

Sorry.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 12:41 PM (vZ0KM)

79 What would it cost his PAC to process a one-cent donation? Could thousands of people sending in one-cent checks bankrupt his PAC?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2017 12:41 PM (0deF2)

80 I wanna be a cowboy . . .

Posted by: Boy's Don't Cry at April 20, 2017 12:41 PM (GX63o)

81 Chuck Grassley says he expects a Supreme will retire this summer.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 20, 2017 12:40 PM (97XyN)

I'd betting it's Kennedy.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 20, 2017 12:42 PM (snI+j)

82 I'd betting it's Kennedy.

Me too...

Posted by: It's Me donna at April 20, 2017 12:42 PM (O2RFr)

83 I'm going to be fundraising for his opponent(s), whoever they are.

I have money, I'm willing to spend it to make sure this breakfast sandwich never gets elected office.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 20, 2017 12:42 PM (xJa6I)

84 Whassup!

Posted by: Whassup! at April 20, 2017 12:42 PM (vtcmf)

85
This might explain why he's eager to go on bill maher's tv show and be a stooge. He probably gets $1500 per appearance.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLE (Special Limited Edition) at April 20, 2017 12:42 PM (UH7Do)

86 that guy who lost to Cochran also ran a scam soliciting funds for a legal challenge that he forgot to, you know, take to court.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 20, 2017 12:42 PM (M4ai3)

87 >>>> If I ever lose my job, I guess I'll just run for political
office. It doesn't even matter if I win, if I can convince people to
give me money.

>>Hey bub back off, that's MY schtick!

OH HELL NO, THAT IS MY SHTICK!
THEN YOU BECOME A TV PERSONALITY AND SKIP OUT ON TAXES.

Posted by: Al SHARPTON at April 20, 2017 12:43 PM (NOIQH)

88

I want you to want me

Posted by: Cheap Trick at April 20, 2017 12:43 PM (p1kLq)

89 9 To borrow from my previous comment on this subject, I foresee mysterious people with mysteriously deep pockets mysteriously retiring his debt.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 20, 2017 12:29 PM (RD7QR)

++++

I need some mysterious people with mysterious deep pockets in my life, because it seems to me there are plenty of people who will fork over money for no good reason whatsoever.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 20, 2017 12:43 PM (Ivjge)

90 So the guy with the bar code tattooed on the back of his head who held vaunted principles that few other humans could possibly possess. Who did his level best to get Hillary elected...................Now owes a ton of money to people.

Let's follow this story a bit longer and see how principled he really is if he pays off his debt.

Posted by: Drider at April 20, 2017 12:43 PM (bdzyz)

91 Chelsea Clinton continues her tepid tour of mediocrity with a quip about how sexist people are and the American people refused to vote for her mom because of sexism.

But... I thought she really secretly won because she got more votes than Trump. How can the American people be so evil and sexist if that's the case?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 20, 2017 12:43 PM (39g3+)

92 Sorry.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 12:41 PM (vZ0KM)

It's ok, at least I can work on my Spanish while I'm listening to someone explain how they knocked up their sister.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 20, 2017 12:43 PM (Jcg9Q)

93 I wanna' be elected!

Posted by: Alice Cooper

I want to be sedated

Posted by: The Ramones at April 20, 2017 12:35 PM (O2RFr)
I wanna new drug.

Posted by: Huey Lewis at April 20, 2017 12:36 PM

I want you....to want me.

Posted by: Cheap Trick at April 20, 2017 12:43 PM (p+Wdc)

94 Perhaps, Country Boy it wasn't a good idea to click on a link that said something like, "death from anal sex."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2017 12:44 PM (fDdVG)

95
I'm pretty sure though Mormon MacMuffin would not classify himself as a social liberal.
***
Has he ever commented on the Gorsuch nomination? My presumption is that he is classic GOPe:

We disagree with all the left's social positions, give us money and get us elected and we will overturn them.

[Later after winning] Uh, we're to busy to do anything about the issues you elected us for - there are illegals to legalize and money to spend...but don't worry we'll still take your money.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2017 12:44 PM (eSx+E)

96 I'm beginning to suspect that a person could make a decent living just running for office. Big bonus opportunity if you stiff your vendors.

Posted by: Emmie at April 20, 2017 12:44 PM (xVuS6)

97 those aren't her eyeballs

...........

Grody

Posted by: Yo! at April 20, 2017 12:44 PM (GwIKd)

98 that's less than a dollar for every vote he got

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 12:44 PM (h/uSM)

99 *shakes fist at #88*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 20, 2017 12:44 PM (p+Wdc)

100 Will pundit for money. Or pander. Just donate! Hit the PayPal button, for the love of God! The Fry Guys stopped by, and If I don't have $10,000 by Saturday Ronald's sending Grimace over!

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at April 20, 2017 12:44 PM (hLRSq)

101 I want to buy the world a Coke

Posted by: Coca-Cola at April 20, 2017 12:44 PM (NOIQH)

102 If McMuffin was the designated spoiler, he should have made a better deal with the shadow establishment people.

Or maybe part of that deal is he has to keep bashing Trump for four more years. In the end, he gets tossed under the bus anyway probably.

He took on all that debt ... did he ever really believe he could win? Who owns him now ... who loaned him so much? Always get those "friends" to pay the cash up front McMuffin.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 20, 2017 12:45 PM (TmCOq)

103

Since Hillary is never running again will she stiff her campaign creditors?

Posted by: Cheap Trick at April 20, 2017 12:45 PM (p1kLq)

104 He can lead a string of Ponzi campaigns, with each campaign being paid for by the donations of the previous one. Quite ingenious, actually.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 20, 2017 12:45 PM (X88wM)

105 Perhaps, Country Boy it wasn't a good idea to click on a link that said something like, "death from anal sex."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2017 12:44 PM (fDdVG)

NOW you tell me. : )

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 20, 2017 12:45 PM (Jcg9Q)

106 I want you.
I need you.
But....
Posted by: Meatloaf at April 20, 2017 12:41 PM (NOIQH)

first you must blow me?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 12:45 PM (h/uSM)

107 Chuck Grassley says he expects a Supreme will retire this summer.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 20, 2017 12:40 PM (97XyN)

Diana Ross?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 20, 2017 12:45 PM (493sH)

108 Former Prank Presidential Candidate and Part-Time Thumb Egg McMuffin Owes $670,000 For His Very Expensive Vanity Campaign

The guy can't even raise less than 3/4 of a mil? That's friggin pathetic. Most politicians spend more than that on their hair.

What makes me wonder is what sort of law firm and what loser vendors would keep working for the guy when they knew he had no chance of winning and knew that he couldn't raise money for shit? It's one thing if they think he has a chance and they can get paid back in political favors but they knew this wasn't happening with McMuffin.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2017 12:46 PM (zc3Db)

109 It's a Tesla Scheme.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2017 12:46 PM (eZ0Cd)

110 He can lead a string of Ponzi campaigns, with each campaign being paid for by the donations of the previous one. Quite ingenious, actually.

He wouldn't be the first politician to do it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 20, 2017 12:46 PM (39g3+)

111 I want you

Posted by: Kings of Leon at April 20, 2017 12:46 PM (u8Ywb)

112 Vermin Supreme had a better chance of winning the presidency

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 20, 2017 12:46 PM (RKQ/v)

113 I wanna rock roll all night.

And party every day.

Posted by: Kiss at April 20, 2017 12:46 PM (p+Wdc)

114 62,
"Let Bill Kristol and Rick Wilson pick up the check."

They've absorbed the way of the left and never look back at debts or damage done in a failed effort. He has to prove he is the useful idiot again. Useful is the key point to getting the debts paid by them or anyone.

Posted by: geoffb5 at April 20, 2017 12:46 PM (d3wbb)

115 Chuck Grassley says he expects a Supreme will retire this summer.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 20, 2017 12:40 PM (97XyN)

I'd betting it's Kennedy.

---

Diana Ross

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 12:47 PM (h/uSM)

116 I want it all

Posted by: Queen at April 20, 2017 12:47 PM (NOIQH)

117 This is a big reason why we should not have done away with debtor's prison.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 20, 2017 12:47 PM (7ZVPa)

118 Weirdly, I trust Alex Jones more than I trust Glen Beck now.

It's a strange world.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 20, 2017 12:47 PM (xJa6I)

119
Off Cheap Trick sock

From now on, I want to known as Pretentious Old Whore

Posted by: ThunderB at April 20, 2017 12:47 PM (p1kLq)

120 Chuck Grassley says he expects a Supreme will retire this summer.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 20, 2017 12:40 PM (97XyN)

I'd betting it's Kennedy.
Posted by: OregonMuse

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I'm hoping Trump replaces Kennedy and Clarence Thomas at a minimum.

If these guys love their country, they will not let this opportunity go to waste.

If Trump gets a Democrat-controlled Senate, all bets are off.

Posted by: Maritime at April 20, 2017 12:47 PM (cuftQ)

121 I wanna bang your wife.

Posted by: Paulo at April 20, 2017 12:47 PM (VHt7K)

122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-P2qL3qkzk

Posted by: Egg McMuffin of The Flying Lizards at April 20, 2017 12:48 PM (GX63o)

123 >>Vermin Supreme had a better chance of winning the presidency

Deez Nuts!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 12:48 PM (NOIQH)

124 You should see how much that deadbeat owes us.

Posted by: The Magic Underwear Company at April 20, 2017 12:48 PM (LbnLf)

125
I want it all

Posted by: Queen at April 20, 2017 12:47 PM

You want it all.
You'll accept some.
You'll get AIDS.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 20, 2017 12:48 PM (p+Wdc)

126
Yo !

Posted by: Yo!
___________________

Hey!

Posted by: Hey! at April 20, 2017 12:48 PM (HSmrB)

127 Can't he just pawn his +5 Holey Avenger Boxer Briefs?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2017 12:48 PM (eZ0Cd)

128 Weirdly, I trust Alex Jones more than I trust Glen Beck now.
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Just remember though, you should really put your trust in....gold.

That's right, and I have just the deal for you. Call now!

Posted by: Glenn Beck at April 20, 2017 12:48 PM (eSx+E)

129 AEI has a speech in the events section from this month by Rep. Ken Buck.

Something I've never heard of:

To sit on a House committee a Representative has to pay dues to the majority House party committee.

$100k's to maintain a seat that have to be raised from private donors.

DC is evil.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 20, 2017 12:48 PM (GgzGa)

130 121 I wanna bang your wife.
Posted by: Paulo

It's got a good beat and you can dance to it.

Posted by: American Bandstand at April 20, 2017 12:48 PM (FZYNt)

131 Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 20, 2017 12:49 PM (s/EUv)

132 Will pundit for money. Or pander. Just donate! Hit the PayPal button, for the love of God! The Fry Guys stopped by, and If I don't have $10,000 by Saturday Ronald's sending Grimace over!
Posted by: Egg McMuffin at April 20, 2017 12:44 PM (hLRSq)

LOL

Nice.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 20, 2017 12:49 PM (xJa6I)

133 I'm hoping Trump replaces Kennedy and Clarence Thomas at a minimum.

??

I hope Clarence Thomas stays on the Court for 50 more years, or until the country dissolves, whichever comes first.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2017 12:49 PM (zc3Db)

134 This is a big reason why we should not have done away with debtor's prison.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 20, 2017 12:47 PM (7ZVPa)

No! They eat guys like me up in prison!

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at April 20, 2017 12:49 PM (hLRSq)

135 Vermin Supreme had a better chance of winning the presidency

He got my vote. I honestly wonder how many votes he really got in the end.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 20, 2017 12:50 PM (39g3+)

136 Is Ruth Bader Meinhoff still alive?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2017 12:50 PM (eZ0Cd)

137 Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 20, 2017 12:48 PM (GgzGa)

+++

Wow! Is that right?

Posted by: washrivergal at April 20, 2017 12:50 PM (Ivjge)

138 Let's see, send my cash to Egg McMuffin, or flush it down the toilet.

Decisions, decisions . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 20, 2017 12:50 PM (riF5p)

139 What makes me wonder is what sort of law firm and what loser vendors would keep working for the guy when they knew he had no chance of winning and knew that he couldn't raise money for shit? It's one thing if they think he has a chance and they can get paid back in political favors but they knew this wasn't happening with McMuffin.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

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It wouldn't surprise me if it's all kabuki and it was pro bono.

These law firms wanted to do what they could to help him and maybe pull a state or two over to the blue column, then claim they weren't paid and write the debt off for tax purposes.

Posted by: Maritime at April 20, 2017 12:50 PM (cuftQ)

140

I wanna be your lover

Posted by: Prince at April 20, 2017 12:50 PM (p1kLq)

141 136
Is Ruth Bader Meinhoff still alive?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2017 12:50 PM (eZ0Cd)

For certain values of "alive."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 20, 2017 12:50 PM (GX63o)

142 Was not Chaffetz related to the Cravits on Bewitched?

Posted by: Killerdog at April 20, 2017 12:50 PM (8mYH1)

143 Just buy Egg McMuffins.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2017 12:50 PM (eZ0Cd)

144 Is Ruth Bader Meinhoff still alive?

Depends on what your definition of alive is...

Posted by: It's Me donna at April 20, 2017 12:50 PM (O2RFr)

145 I want bacon

Posted by: Yo! at April 20, 2017 12:51 PM (GwIKd)

146 Is Ruth Bader Meinhoff still alive?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2017 12:50 PM (eZ0Cd)

In a Dracula sort of way

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 20, 2017 12:51 PM (493sH)

147 Chelsea Clinton continues her tepid tour of mediocrity with a quip about how sexist people are and the American people refused to vote for her mom because of sexism.

But... I thought she really secretly won because she got more votes than Trump. How can the American people be so evil and sexist if that's the case?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 20, 2017 12:43 PM (39g3+)

It's looking like the Dems are thinking Fauxcahonts/ Sassy Preakness Winner 2020, since the two are now like dog shit on the public's shoe. It seems they're everywhere, ginning up support for the Gyno Party nomination.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 12:51 PM (SRKgf)

148 I hope Clarence Thomas stays on the Court for 50 more years, or until the country dissolves, whichever comes first.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

______

I would say the same about Scalia, but there's that pesky problem with mortality.

If you're getting close to 80, get out while a Republican President and Senate can pick your replacement.

Posted by: Maritime at April 20, 2017 12:52 PM (cuftQ)

149 a bar code tattooed on the back of his neck? seriously?

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 20, 2017 12:52 PM (0O7c5)

150 No offense, but let me point out why this comment fails. In order to do the Mary Clogginstein sock right, you have to post a paragraph of vapid nonsense that is without the least trace of humor, insight, or self-awareness. That's surprisingly difficult to do.
The problem here is the first line: "Trump is a walking used condom that nobody wants." Now that's a genuinely funny line, almost worthy of ace. It is way out of the league of somebody like Mary Clogg., the ambulatory cliche bag. In other words, Make Mary Clogginstein stupid again! Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 20, 2017 12:36 PM (snI+j)

If we are doing analysis on the Mary Cloggenstein sock, I will also point out that classic Mary never had misspellings and worded everything well. It was not that she was uneducated, it's that she her education consists of pure lefty drivel.

When I see current Mary socks purposely misspell, I just pretend Mary is drunk off her azaleas and chalk it up to that. Works well.

Posted by: LizLem at April 20, 2017 12:52 PM (hvf9s)

151 I want you, I need you, I love you

Posted by: Elvis at April 20, 2017 12:53 PM (0jtPF)

152 a bar code tattooed on the back of his neck? seriously?

Yes it's right underneath the 666

Posted by: It's Me donna at April 20, 2017 12:53 PM (O2RFr)

153 It's a Tesla Scheme

I'm sure it has Mechanical Resonance.

Posted by: Crusader at April 20, 2017 12:53 PM (ewSN2)

154 At least he isn't a witch.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2017 12:54 PM (eZ0Cd)

155 144 Is Ruth Bader Meinhoff still alive?

Depends on what your definition of alive is...
Posted by: It's Me donna at April 20, 2017 12:50 PM (O2RFr)

She's kind of like Schrödinger's cat, neither alive nor dead until someone opens the box. Call her Soros's cat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 12:54 PM (SRKgf)

156
Oh dear, Congress is working on a healthcare amendment that would still ensure coverage for everyone, keep 26 year olds on their parents' plans and FBN is saying it could get the Freedom Caucus on board with it. How is this a repeal of Barry Care if it doesn't actually repeal it but just rename it?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 20, 2017 12:54 PM (493sH)

157 Let's see, at $35 per ~~speech~~ blowjob that'll take just over 19,000 speeches
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Fixed. Unless someone beat me to it with me using my tablet.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 20, 2017 12:54 PM (nlbfN)

158 It's a Tesla Scheme

I'm all in for that

Posted by: Thomas Edison at April 20, 2017 12:54 PM (O2RFr)

159 Posted by: Maritime at April 20, 2017 12:52 PM (cuftQ)

Thomas isn't even 70 ... which is a spring chicken in SCOTUS years.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2017 12:54 PM (zc3Db)

160 Golf clap, crusader.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 20, 2017 12:55 PM (Co0D0)

161 Diana Ross?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 20, 2017 12:45 PM (493sH)

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hateglare

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 12:55 PM (h/uSM)

162

McMuffin will betray any values he had by the end of this, Eilson will work for Dems, and Mensch will be revealed as a Russian agent

Posted by: ThunderB at April 20, 2017 12:55 PM (p1kLq)

163 It's looking like the Dems are thinking Fauxcahonts/ Sassy Preakness Winner 2020, since the two are now like dog shit on the public's shoe. It seems they're everywhere, ginning up support for the Gyno Party nomination.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 12:51 PM (SRKgf)

+++

Chelsea is everywhere. She's giving speeches, gracing magazine covers (I use the term loosely), tweeting her sassy comments. What is she supposed to be doing, what is her function, 'cuz she seems to have an agenda.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 20, 2017 12:55 PM (Ivjge)

164 When I see current Mary socks purposely misspell, I just pretend Mary is drunk off her azaleas and chalk it up to that. Works well.
Posted by: LizLem

Mary "Yells at Clouds" Cloggenstein.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 12:55 PM (vZ0KM)

165 I want you.

Posted by: Bob Dylan at April 20, 2017 12:55 PM (0jtPF)

166 If we are doing analysis on the Mary Cloggenstein sock, I will also
point out that classic Mary never had misspellings and worded everything
well. It was not that she was uneducated, it's that she her education
consists of pure lefty drivel.
=====

Double dog dare ya to watch a few ValJarJarrett pontifications. Mary C can't even come close.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 20, 2017 12:55 PM (MIKMs)

167 Good point OM... the first line of her rant actually made me laugh.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 20, 2017 12:56 PM (zRZaJ)

168 It seems legit to me... I shoot a basketball like a girl

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 20, 2017 12:56 PM (DpOmP)

169 >>It's looking like the Dems are thinking
Fauxcahonts/ Sassy Preakness Winner 2020, since the two are now like dog
shit on the public's shoe. It seems they're everywhere, ginning up
support for the Gyno Party nomination. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 12:51 PM (SRKgf)

Chelsea Clinton will run an "icebreaker" campaign; it won't be pretty or come close to successful, but it will serve as a baseline she can invoke after she's gained several years more experience working with humans in politics.

Posted by: General Zod at April 20, 2017 12:56 PM (Bdeb0)

170 I wanna LOCK! - Eric Clanton

Posted by: IP at April 20, 2017 12:56 PM (A/Djk)

171 I thought I read somewhere that he was some kind of genius cause he'd made 60 kajillion dollars in the casino business while Trump had lost his ass in the same.

Pay your own fucking bills, Mac.

Posted by: Pendejo at April 20, 2017 12:57 PM (yKJ+U)

172 FBN is saying it could get the Freedom Caucus on
board with it. How is this a repeal of Barry Care if it doesn't actually
repeal it but just rename it?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 20, 2017 12:54 PM (493sH)

If this is right it means that a few key members have been bought off.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 20, 2017 12:57 PM (mpXpK)

173 I want bacon

Posted by: Yo! at April 20, 2017 12:51 PM

Can't really add much to that.

Now I want some bacon, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 20, 2017 12:57 PM (p+Wdc)

174 158 It's a Tesla Scheme

I'm all in for that
Posted by: Thomas Edison at April 20, 2017 12:54 PM (O2RFr)

Shocking.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 12:57 PM (SRKgf)

175 163 It's looking like the Dems are thinking Fauxcahonts/ Sassy Preakness Winner 2020, since the two are now like dog shit on the public's shoe. It seems they're everywhere, ginning up support for the Gyno Party nomination.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 12:51 PM (SRKgf)

+++

Chelsea is everywhere. She's giving speeches, gracing magazine covers (I use the term loosely), tweeting her sassy comments. What is she supposed to be doing, what is her function, 'cuz she seems to have an agenda.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 20, 2017 12:55 PM (Ivjge)

The Clintons are just another dysfunctional family when they're out of office and have no influence. Bill has done his time, Hillary is toxic, and Chelsea is all they've got.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 20, 2017 12:57 PM (RD7QR)

176 She's kind of like Schr�dinger's cat, neither alive nor dead until someone opens the box. Call her Soros's cat.

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And no one wants to open her box

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 12:58 PM (h/uSM)

177 Can't really add much to that.

Just tomatoes and lettuce with some bread.

Posted by: Killerdog at April 20, 2017 12:58 PM (8mYH1)

178 164
Mary "Yells at Clouds" Cloggenstein.

Cultural appropriating bitch.

Posted by: Spirit Cloggenstein in Albuquerque, NM at April 20, 2017 12:59 PM (LbnLf)

179 Vermin Supreme had a better chance of winning the presidency

Don't forget me!

Posted by: Harambe, The Dead Gorilla at April 20, 2017 12:59 PM (qJhUV)

180 I want you. Posted by: Bob Dylan at April 20, 2017 12:55 PM (0jtPF)
=====

I want you-oo-oo to show me the way. Peter Frampton

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 20, 2017 12:59 PM (MIKMs)

181 Chelsea looks pretty awful on that VanFair cover.
Really.
It's damned hard not to be unkind about it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 20, 2017 12:59 PM (0jtPF)

182 . . . bacon

177
Can't really add much to that.

Just tomatoes and lettuce with some bread.

Posted by: Killerdog at April 20, 2017 12:58 PM (8mYH1)

This is like an earworm for your tastebuds.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 20, 2017 12:59 PM (GX63o)

183 Chelsea Clinton will run an "icebreaker" campaign; it won't be pretty or come close to successful, but it will serve as a baseline she can invoke after she's gained several years more experience working with humans in politics.

Posted by: General Zod at April 20, 2017 12:56 PM (Bdeb0)

You're probably right, but how much experience do you need to run for VP? I was thinking one of Fauxcahontas's drawbacks will be her age; having Horseface on the ticket (she'll be what? Forty?) kinda offsets that problem a bit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 12:59 PM (SRKgf)

184 The new head of the DNC has a serious case of potty mouth.

http://tinyurl.com/n4urmab

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 20, 2017 01:00 PM (mpXpK)

185

Chelsea is running for something. NY Gov?

Posted by: ThunderB at April 20, 2017 01:00 PM (p1kLq)

186
When I see current Mary socks purposely misspell, I just pretend Mary is drunk off her azaleas and chalk it up to that. Works well.

Posted by: LizLem ______________________________

Okay, okay.. You got me. Guilty as charged....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 20, 2017 01:00 PM (HSmrB)

187 Bill has done his time, Hillary is toxic, and Chelsea is all they've got.

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i thought that Sith always came in pairs

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 20, 2017 01:00 PM (h/uSM)

188 Chelsea looks rough all the time, looks worse than six miles of bad road.

Posted by: Killerdog at April 20, 2017 01:01 PM (8mYH1)

189 I briefly drank his Kool-Aid, and for that I feel shame.

Posted by: Christian Toto at April 20, 2017 01:01 PM (eTv0F)

190 These law firms wanted to do what they could to help him and maybe pull a state or two over to the blue column, then claim they weren't paid and write the debt off for tax purposes.

Posted by: Maritime at April 20, 2017 12:50 PM (cuftQ)

Exactly. Tax law should be amended such that "pro bono" work done for an entity that has no ability or intention to ever pay could not be deducted from income as a bad debt. Even a genuine charity case. If you do work for charity, it should be your sacrifice, not the that of the Treasury.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2017 01:01 PM (0deF2)

191 Vermin Supreme had a better chance of winning the presidency

Don't forget me!

Posted by: Harambe, The Dead Gorilla at April 20, 2017 12:59 PM (qJhUV)
Or me either! And, while I have you here, please continue to contribute to my efforts to make your vote count by doing...something.

Posted by: Dr. Jill Stein at April 20, 2017 01:01 PM (qJhUV)

192 Is Ruth Bader Meinhoff still alive?
Posted by: Boss Moss

See: Death of Malygris, by Clark Ashton Smith. It's in public domain. Online for free.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 20, 2017 01:01 PM (X88wM)

193 Chelsea is running for something. NY Gov?

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that's so badass!

Posted by: feminists at April 20, 2017 01:01 PM (h/uSM)

194 As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anybody wanna see second prize? Second prize is Chelsea Clinton. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now?

Posted by: That time that Mitch and Murray sent Zod at April 20, 2017 01:01 PM (Bdeb0)

195

Chelsea Vanity Fair cover

That was photoshopped. Narrow waist. Thigh gap

The attempt at looking spontaneous with hours of Photoshop

Posted by: ThunderB at April 20, 2017 01:02 PM (p1kLq)

196 Chelsea is everywhere. She's giving speeches, gracing magazine covers (I use the term loosely), tweeting her sassy comments. What is she supposed to be doing, what is her function, 'cuz she seems to have an agenda.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 20, 2017 12:55 PM (Ivjge)

She should be on the cover of the Racing Form.

But seriously she DOES seem to be everywhere, as does Fauxcahontas (CBS puff piece, a turn on The Spew, etc.) I look for 60 Minutes to profile one or both of them as they warm up in the bullpen.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 01:02 PM (SRKgf)

197 >>> I'm still trying to figure out who the voters clamoring for Egg McMuffin really are supposed to be?
Someone who wants McCain's foreign policy, Romney's economic policies, and Obama's social policies? Isn't that pretty much limited to GOPe staffers?

In Utah, it's "good" GOP mormons that found Trump too icky to vote for, what with the mish grabbing and the ex wives and the braggadocio swagger. Trust me, I know a lot of them personally, there is a type and they are more plentiful than you might imagine.

McMullin is no Obama social lib. I looked at a chart in 2016 listing McMullin's stances on the issues compared to the other GOP candidates, and most of them I aligned with, definitely better than Trump. But he was a Hillary stooge put in to spoil trump and a GOP shadow toady, so no vote from me.

Posted by: LizLem at April 20, 2017 01:02 PM (hvf9s)

198 >>>So the guy with the bar code tattooed on the back of his head who held vaunted principles that few other humans could possibly possess

Henry Rollins?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 20, 2017 01:03 PM (Ga6y6)

199 As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anybody wanna see second prize? Second prize is Chelsea Clinton. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now?

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third place is the new second place

Posted by: feminists at April 20, 2017 01:03 PM (h/uSM)

200 "serious case of potty mouth"

well I never, and, moreover, can't even.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 20, 2017 01:03 PM (Cc/b5)

201 Posted by: ThunderB at April 20, 2017 01:02 PM

Please, for the love of all that's holy, do not use "Chelsea" and "thigh gap" in the same post.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 20, 2017 01:03 PM (p+Wdc)

202 162 McMuffin will betray any values he had by the end of this, Eilson will work for Dems, and Mensch will be revealed as a Russian agent
Posted by: ThunderB at April 20, 2017 12:55 PM (p1kLq)
===

What values?

Posted by: Independent George at April 20, 2017 01:03 PM (BDZWU)

203 Mary "Yells at Clouds" Cloggenstein.

Cultural appropriating bitch.
Posted by: Spirit Cloggenstein

There is more to satire than spelling errors.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 20, 2017 01:04 PM (X88wM)

204 what America really needs is Chelsea Clinton to be a regular on The View!

Posted by: feminists at April 20, 2017 01:04 PM (h/uSM)

205 >>> Chelsea is everywhere. She's giving speeches, gracing magazine covers (I use the term loosely), tweeting her sassy comments. What is she supposed to be doing, what is her function, 'cuz she seems to have an agenda. Posted by: washrivergal at April 20, 2017 12:55 PM (Ivjge)

As bad as as the Chelsea tongue bath is now, can you imagine the horrors we'd have had inflicted on us if her mom had actually won? Perish the thought.

Oh btw, HCWNBPOTUS

Posted by: LizLem at April 20, 2017 01:05 PM (hvf9s)

206 It will be like Camelot II!

Posted by: Ready For Chelsea!!11!! at April 20, 2017 01:05 PM (vtcmf)

207 >>>Thigh gap

Question for the collective: how many fingers should the optimum thigh gap be??

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 20, 2017 01:05 PM (Ga6y6)

208 what America really needs is Chelsea Clinton to be a regular on The View!

Posted by: feminists at April 20, 2017 01:04 PM (h/uSM)

Her sparkling personality and razor sharp intellect ought to fit right in there

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 20, 2017 01:05 PM (493sH)

209 Gotta love this movie review.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091400/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 01:05 PM (r/0kC)

210 In Utah, it's "good" GOP mormons that found Trump too icky to vote for, what with the mish grabbing and the ex wives and the braggadocio swagger.

EX-WIVES? Did they want him to stay married to all of them?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 01:05 PM (SRKgf)

211 So the guy with the bar code tattooed on the back of his head who held
vaunted principles that few other humans could possibly possess.

Agent 47?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 20, 2017 01:06 PM (V4Qfo)

212 >>Chelsea Vanity Fair cover

That was photoshopped. Narrow waist. Thigh gap

Yup. She's like Tori Spelling - no amount of money can fix that degree of lack of attractiveness.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 01:06 PM (NOIQH)

213

Thats Chelsea heavily heavily photoshopped

Posted by: ThunderB at April 20, 2017 01:06 PM (p1kLq)

214 Why doesn't the shit-necked manatee Rove dip into his Crossrods PAC and settle McGruffin's debt. FFS he was sucking his dick for the entire election.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 20, 2017 01:07 PM (LbnLf)

215 Trust me, I know a lot of them personally, there is a type and they are more plentiful than you might imagine.

Posted by: LizLem at April 20, 2017 01:02 PM (hvf9s)

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But most of them DID vote for Trump, so....

Posted by: MrShad at April 20, 2017 01:07 PM (GaHSh)

216

Amy Carter/Chelsea Clinton 2020

Posted by: Amy Carter/Chelsea Clinton 2020 at April 20, 2017 01:07 PM (HSmrB)

217 Hillary and many Dems went into denial over why she lost. It's wonderful!

The Ds are losing white Deplorables. Even minority Deplorables, which should hopefully increase. This is more pronounced with men, but also with women.

If your entire campaign (and career) is premised on Men (especially straight white men) being lesser beings, why wouldn't you be surprised when they don't vote for you. And yet you call it Misogyny.

Keep on truckin, baby. Sure way to marginalize the D party out of contention

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2017 01:07 PM (SIY7D)

218 Only part-time thumb? Seems like he's been working overtime.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 20, 2017 01:07 PM (oZ6kz)

219 Heavily photo shopped and still butt ugly.

Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 01:08 PM (r/0kC)

220 I will be the hawtest prez'nit evah!

Posted by: Ready For Chelsea!!11!! at April 20, 2017 01:08 PM (vtcmf)

221 I think I burned a retinal image watching the video in the prior thread.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 20, 2017 01:09 PM (2WDc5)

222
Question for the collective: how many fingers should the optimum thigh gap be??

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
__________________________

Mine is two. So,, Two....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 20, 2017 01:09 PM (HSmrB)

223 Oh? You mean Congress is actually doing the committee work necessary to put together a healthcare bill that can get the different factions on board?

What's actually in it? Not the FUD that everybody gets worked up about, but what actual changes to Obamacare?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Join the Conspiracy of the Month Club at the Outrage Outlet! Flavored Tinfoil in May! at April 20, 2017 01:09 PM (hLRSq)

224 This guy should recuse himself.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/262992/

Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 01:09 PM (r/0kC)

225 Where is the Vanity Fair cover?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 01:09 PM (SRKgf)

226 I will be the hawtest prez'nit evah!

Posted by: Ready For Chelsea!!11!! at April 20, 2017 01:08 PM (vtcmf)

Barry: Bitch, you won't even the most feminine.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 20, 2017 01:10 PM (493sH)

227 Speaking of bacon... I go to the "The Washington Free Bacon" several times a day, and I have yet to get my free bacon

Posted by: phreshone at April 20, 2017 01:10 PM (DpOmP)

228 Something about this McMullin fellow really warms the cockles of my heart.

Posted by: Barry Manilow at April 20, 2017 01:10 PM (X88wM)

229 I hate to give VF more clicks than necessary. Just the name of the goddamned magazine irritates me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 01:10 PM (SRKgf)

230 Question for the collective: how many fingers should the optimum thigh gap be??

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy

As long as it's my fingers in there, I don't much care.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 20, 2017 01:10 PM (Jcg9Q)

231 Where is the Vanity Fair cover?

Usually the first page.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 01:10 PM (vZ0KM)

232 Question for the collective: how many fingers should the optimum thigh gap be??

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy

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Who cares.

The knees should *not* be together.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2017 01:10 PM (8XRCm)

233 175 163 It's looking like the Dems are thinking Fauxcahonts/ Sassy Preakness Winner 2020, since the two are now like dog shit on the public's shoe. It seems they're everywhere, ginning up support for the Gyno Party nomination.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 12:51 PM (SRKgf)

+++

Chelsea is everywhere. She's giving speeches, gracing magazine covers (I use the term loosely), tweeting her sassy comments. What is she supposed to be doing, what is her function, 'cuz she seems to have an agenda.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 20, 2017 12:55 PM (Ivjge)

The Clintons are just another dysfunctional family when they're out of office and have no influence. Bill has done his time, Hillary is toxic, and Chelsea is all they've got.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 20, 2017 12:57 PM (RD7QR)

She's not running for anything unless it is a really safe Dem House seat somewhere in NYC.

Being a NYC Congresscritter only means that she has to wave to the cameras and give a soundbite answer to any question that "tough" New York media would throw at her.

Plus, being a House member would mean less oversight of the Clinton Global Cash Collection Foundation. Being in the Senate would be a little too high profile, and she can be on the "right" committees in the House to help the Foundation get those sweet petro dollars it has become reliant on.

Plus being a Senator would expose her for being the idiot that she is.

It would be funny though if she ran for Senate and Ivanka was the GOP nominee.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 20, 2017 01:11 PM (1JnAL)

234 I think I burned a retinal image watching the video in the prior thread.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam

You should have been here yesterday afternoon for the thread!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 01:12 PM (vZ0KM)

235 225 You can see it here.It will help you skip lunch.

http://tinyurl.com/m9jvph4

Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 01:12 PM (r/0kC)

236
They slimmed her arms, hips, thighs, made a waist, and did something odd to her jawline

Almost like they popped her head on someone elses body

Posted by: ThunderB at April 20, 2017 01:12 PM (p1kLq)

237 I understand McMuffin used a bag of gold tablets as collateral.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 20, 2017 01:12 PM (nlbfN)

238 You can see it here.It will help you skip lunch.

http://tinyurl.com/m9jvph4
Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 01:12 PM (r/0kC)

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Wow.

Web Hubbel haas let his hair get really long.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2017 01:12 PM (8XRCm)

239 I think people have this Evan McMuffin guy all wrong.

What does he keep doing?

That's right, keeps trying to get a cushy government job.

Why?

I think it must be for some sort of validation of himself, as a human being.

Couldn't we just, you know, hire him for one of these jobs? Heaven's no, not Congress. I mean something like Chief Inspector of Government Committee for the Purpose of Overseeing Government Inspections.

Or something like that. Give him a title, a badge, maybe a sensible government sedan to drive, and a clipboard.

What would it hurt?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 20, 2017 01:13 PM (TOk1P)

240 Oh sorry,that is the Variety cover.How many covers is that ugly bitch on?Why are they doung this to us??

Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 01:13 PM (r/0kC)

241 Knew a GO who said "three fingers". You should see some daylight. Not an eclipse. He seems like a wise man now.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 20, 2017 01:13 PM (Ga6y6)

242 I am wondering after reading this if Obama ever paid off his campaign debts. I have heard over the years that he owed significant amounts to various vendors and suppliers, but haven't heard if he ever paid them; or does the winner not have to pay?

Posted by: Tim Pruett at April 20, 2017 01:13 PM (LhH87)

243
Plus being a Senator would expose her for being the idiot that she is.

Since when has that stopped a democrat?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 20, 2017 01:13 PM (lKyWE)

244
As long as it's my fingers in there, I don't much care.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile
____________________________

This is about me, isn't it?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 20, 2017 01:13 PM (HSmrB)

245 239 I think people have this Evan McMuffin guy all wrong.

What does he keep doing?

That's right, keeps trying to get a cushy government job.

Why?

I think it must be for some sort of validation of himself, as a human being.

Couldn't we just, you know, hire him for one of these jobs? Heaven's no, not Congress. I mean something like Chief Inspector of Government Committee for the Purpose of Overseeing Government Inspections.

Or something like that. Give him a title, a badge, maybe a sensible government sedan to drive, and a clipboard.

What would it hurt?
=============

Fine. He can go around all day, showing people how to put rubbers on cucumbers.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 01:14 PM (vg8iE)

246 You can see it here.It will help you skip lunch.

http://tinyurl.com/m9jvph4

Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 01:12 PM (r/0kC)

Gah, I should have gone to bed. Melatonin ain't working very well.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 20, 2017 01:14 PM (Jcg9Q)

247 You can fit a fist between my mud flaps.

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at April 20, 2017 01:14 PM (LbnLf)

248 If your entire campaign (and career) is premised on Men (especially straight white men) being lesser beings, why wouldn't you be surprised when they don't vote for you. And yet you call it Misogyny.

Keep on truckin, baby. Sure way to marginalize the D party out of contention
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2017 01:07 PM (SIY7D)

Dinner table conversation from last night. How stupid do you have to be to pitch your campaign to half of the electorate while implicitly crapping on the other half?

It was stupid because Hillary already had the white spinster librarian demographic sewn up. She didn't need to pitch to them; she needed to pitch to white men, but just do so on lunch pail issues to keep the aging cat owners on side.

But no. She goes all in on "Women and Women First," thereby locking in the Portlandia contingent, but alienating the hell out of every straight white male in the country.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 01:14 PM (SRKgf)

249 240 Oh sorry,that is the Variety cover.How many covers is that ugly bitch on?Why are they doung this to us??
=========

Punishment for electing Donald Trump.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 01:14 PM (vg8iE)

250

Sorry

Variety cover

Posted by: ThunderB at April 20, 2017 01:14 PM (p1kLq)

251 Posted by: LizLem at April 20, 2017 01:02 PM (hvf9s)
--------------------------------
He got 50,000 votes in Virginia --- not enough to sway the outcome, but still.......

The talk is that it was the "good" Mormon vote in the Va Beach area. I dunno.

I only know 2 Mormons myself and both of them held their noses and voted for Trump, i.e., NeverHillary.
I read somewhere that a majority of Mormons did likewise.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 20, 2017 01:15 PM (0jtPF)

252 Unless Chuck Schumer drops dead, there isn't an opening for Chelsea. Gillibrand isn't leaving.

A Manhattan or Westchester House seat won't go uncontested, and the Clintons don't have the juice they once did.

Plus Chelsea is a worse candidate than her mom, who has a killing ruthless streak and a crazed drive for the prize

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2017 01:15 PM (SIY7D)

253 214
Why doesn't the shit-necked manatee Rove dip into his Crossrods PAC and
settle McGruffin's debt. FFS he was sucking his dick for the entire
election.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 20, 2017 01:07 PM (LbnLf)

Because once you get egg rolled, it is better that you stay egg rolled to ensure loyalty.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 20, 2017 01:15 PM (GX63o)

254 247 You can fit a fist between my mud flaps.
Posted by: Kathy Griffin at April 20, 2017 01:14 PM (LbnLf)

Should you want to.

Which no one does.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 01:15 PM (SRKgf)

255 You can fit a fist between my mud flaps.
Posted by: Kathy Griffin at April 20, 2017 01:14 PM (LbnLf)

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c'mon you guys..... its lunch time.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2017 01:15 PM (8XRCm)

256 Chelsea Clinton may even choose to run a race she's not likely to win. Losing works better in the long game. "I had a lot to learn, and I've learned it," fake humility, even rich cylon-kids can be humbled, etc. Doing so may quash the "entitled dynastic" accusation, and could add to her "I'm just folks" patter.

Posted by: General Zod at April 20, 2017 01:15 PM (Bdeb0)

257 208
what America really needs is Chelsea Clinton to be a regular on The View!

Posted by: feminists at April 20, 2017 01:04 PM (h/uSM)

Her sparkling personality and razor sharp intellect ought to fit right in there

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 20, 2017 01:05 PM (493sH)

I was thinking they should bring back "Are you smarter than a 5th grader" show. Dumb it down to play it safe.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2017 01:15 PM (jxbfJ)

258 247 You can fit a fist between my mud flaps.

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at April 20, 2017 01:14 PM (LbnLf)

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Oh, yeah? Try two between the cheeks, sweetie.

Posted by: Barry! at April 20, 2017 01:15 PM (vg8iE)

259 "She goes all in on "Women and Women First," thereby locking in the Portlandia contingent,"

Hillary did so many things that helped run up her vote in states already Deep Blue, but which antagonized the rest of the country.

But she's a genius

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2017 01:17 PM (SIY7D)

260 Chaffetz might leave Congress early...

https://twitter.com/Politics1com/status/855095448620630016

Something is up...

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 20, 2017 01:17 PM (rUIbB)

261 237 I understand McMuffin used a bag of gold tablets as collateral.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 20, 2017 01:12 PM (nlbfN)

Moroni is going to get you for that.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 20, 2017 01:18 PM (RD7QR)

262 260 Somebody has video of something?

Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 01:19 PM (r/0kC)

263 219 Heavily photo shopped and still butt ugly.
Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 01:08 PM (r/0kC)
--------------------------
Yeah, that's the thing.
Heavy photo-shopping ought to make just about ANYONE look attractive.

Poor, poor Chelsea.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 20, 2017 01:19 PM (0jtPF)

264 >>If your entire campaign (and career) is premised on Men (especially
straight white men) being lesser beings, why wouldn't you be surprised
when they don't vote for you. And yet you call it Misogyny.

It's the old feminist paradox:
A. I'm a strong independent woman. I don't need a man, and no man can keep me down!

B. It's not my fault, the man/men are why I failed!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 01:19 PM (NOIQH)

265 It’s 2017, and we’re fighting again on fights that were settled a few years ago around gay rights, women’s reproductive health; fights to ensure we’re a country that’s always moving toward a more perfect union and not moving toward disunion, disunity, and segregation,” she added. “We’re really in peril of moving backward. That’s not what I want for my children and their generation.”

Oh for God's sake; back to the platform of the Cooch Party. Give it a rest, honey.

And as for that cover, somebody racked up some serious overtime with Photoshop. While he was at it, he should have Photoshopped "Steinway" on her upper lip.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 01:19 PM (SRKgf)

266

What if they used someone elses body

That would be hilarious

Posted by: ThunderB at April 20, 2017 01:19 PM (p1kLq)

267 207 >>>Thigh gap

Question for the collective: how many fingers should the optimum thigh gap be??

For accuracy you should measure with camel toes.

Posted by: Killerdog at April 20, 2017 01:19 PM (8mYH1)

268 "Couldn't we just, you know, hire him for one of these jobs?"

Fine. He can monitor the rise of sea levels at Johnson Atoll.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Join the Conspiracy of the Month Club at the Outrage Outlet! Flavored Tinfoil in May! at April 20, 2017 01:20 PM (hLRSq)

269 Something is up...
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 20, 2017 01:17 PM (rUIbB)

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Yeah..... O thought it was weird he wasnt going to run again. NOW he might leave before the end of his term??

Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2017 01:20 PM (8XRCm)

270 258
247 You can fit a fist between my mud flaps.

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at April 20, 2017 01:14 PM (LbnLf)

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Oh, yeah? Try two between the cheeks, sweetie.

Posted by: Barry! at April 20, 2017 01:15 PM (vg8iE)

Three for the sqeakhole - for the win.

Posted by: Barry Manilow at April 20, 2017 01:20 PM (jxbfJ)

271 263 219 Heavily photo shopped and still butt ugly.
Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 01:08 PM (r/0kC)
--------------------------
Yeah, that's the thing.
Heavy photo-shopping ought to make just about ANYONE look attractive.

Poor, poor Chelsea.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 20, 2017 01:19 PM (0jtPF)

She looks good to me.

Posted by: Zombie Mr. Ed at April 20, 2017 01:20 PM (SRKgf)

272 Or something like that. Give him a title, a badge, maybe a sensible government sedan to drive, and a clipboard.

What would it hurt?
=============

Fine. He can go around all day, showing people how to put rubbers on cucumbers.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 01:14 PM (vg8iE)

You mean like Surgeon General? That's what the SG does, isn't it? Teach kids how to masturbate and put condoms on veggies?

I don't know... the title is a bit lofty, I wouldn't want him to get too cocky.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 20, 2017 01:21 PM (TOk1P)

273 Is Chelsea Clinton a butterface? Has a strong, brave individual here Google Imaged her in a bikini? Does it matter? This is the end? Should I put the barrel in my mouth, or to my temple?

Posted by: General Zod at April 20, 2017 01:21 PM (Bdeb0)

274 210 In Utah, it's "good" GOP mormons that found Trump too icky to vote for, what with the mish grabbing and the ex wives and the braggadocio swagger.

EX-WIVES? Did they want him to stay married to all of them?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 01:05 PM (SRKgf)

**rimshot**

Posted by: the Butcher at April 20, 2017 01:21 PM (AGJqR)

275

Dead girl

Live boy

Russian donors

Posted by: ThunderB at April 20, 2017 01:21 PM (p1kLq)

276 What if they used someone elses body

That would be hilarious
Posted by: ThunderB at April 20, 2017 01:19 PM (p1kLq)

Shoulda used someone else's face, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 01:21 PM (SRKgf)

277 My internet connection just went bye-bye. But now it's back. I think. Is this thing working? Hello, one, two...

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 20, 2017 01:22 PM (LMvQ5)

278 As your prez'nit, I will completely close the thigh gap.

Posted by: Ready For Chelsea!!11!! at April 20, 2017 01:22 PM (vtcmf)

279 266
What if they used someone elses body
That would be hilarious
Posted by: ThunderB at April 20, 2017 01:19 PM (p1kLq)
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Heh, yeah, like that time Oprah lost a lot of weight and People put her on the cover --- with Ann Margret's body!
Remember that?!?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 20, 2017 01:22 PM (0jtPF)

280 Is Chelsea Clinton a butterface? Has a strong, brave individual here Google Imaged her in a bikini?

I'm on it.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at April 20, 2017 01:22 PM (SRKgf)

281 She looks good to me.

Posted by: Zombie Mr. Ed at April 20, 2017 01:20 PM (SRKgf)

Neigh!

Posted by: Zombie Silver at April 20, 2017 01:22 PM (GX63o)

282 >>what America really needs is Chelsea Clinton to be a regular on The View!

Heh. That would showcase what an incoherent speaker she is. This is from the Variety tongue-bath re: the Clinton foundation:

"At its most distilled level, we try to make a positive, impactful,
empowering difference in whatever ways we can," she said "It's the story
of any of our programmatic work over time, whether we're thinking about
global health, climate change, the work we've done for women and girls.
That will continue to be our story in the future."

Can anyone tell me what that means?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 01:22 PM (NOIQH)

283 261 237 I understand McMuffin used a bag of gold tablets as collateral.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 20, 2017 01:12 PM (nlbfN)

Moroni is going to get you for that.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 20, 2017 01:18 PM (RD7QR)

Golden Tablets?!?!? Da fuq..... those were supposed to be magic beans. Shit.... at least those tablets were worth something.

*checks all remaining bag inventory*

Posted by: Magic Beans Inc. at April 20, 2017 01:23 PM (/U083)

284 My internet connection just went bye-bye. But now it's back. I think. Is this thing working? Hello, one, two...
Posted by: OregonMuse

Your internet connection didn't want to see Kathy Griffin's thigh gap either.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 01:23 PM (vZ0KM)

285 Thigh gap? Before or after the tequila?

Posted by: Soona at April 20, 2017 01:23 PM (Fmupd)

286 Can we ask how and why he managed to rack up $500k in legal fees in order to run for president in 1.5 states?

Is it really that legally intensive to fill out the forms? Was he having having staff vetted? Did he even have any staff?

Also, what law firm lets a loser candidate get that far in the hole in payments? Wouldn't you tell him to seek help elsewhere at about $5.95 in unpaid fees?

Posted by: TexasDan at April 20, 2017 01:23 PM (yL25O)

287 As your prez'nit, I will completely close the thigh gap.

Posted by: Ready For Chelsea!!11!! at April 20, 2017 01:22 PM (vtcmf)

Make Hay with Chelsea!

Posted by: Stable Boys for Chelsea at April 20, 2017 01:23 PM (hLRSq)

288 Basic Bullshit:

"At its most distilled level, we try to make a positive, impactful,
empowering difference in whatever ways we can," she said "It's the story
of any of our programmatic work over time, whether we're thinking about
global health, climate change, the work we've done for women and girls.
That will continue to be our story in the future."

Posted by: Killerdog at April 20, 2017 01:24 PM (8mYH1)

289 >>Is Chelsea Clinton a butterface? Has a strong, brave individual here Google Imaged her in a bikini?

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Chelsea+Clinton+swimsuitFORM=HDRSC2

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 01:24 PM (NOIQH)

290 "At its most distilled level, we try to make a positive, impactful,
empowering difference in whatever ways we can," she said "It's the story
of any of our programmatic work over time, whether we're thinking about
global health, climate change, the work we've done for women and girls.
That will continue to be our story in the future."

Can anyone tell me what that means?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 01:22 PM (NOIQH)

Sorry, one pupil just got small and the other got REALLY big, also everything tastes like burnt rubber. I'll get back to you.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 01:24 PM (8nWyX)

291 Something is up...
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 20, 2017 01:17 PM (rUIbB)
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Yeah..... O thought it was weird he wasnt going to run again. NOW he might leave before the end of his term??

Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2017 01:20 PM (8XRCm)

Come on, people. We're in live boy/dead girl territory here.

And really, like I said this morning, I know basically nothing about the guy, and when I saw his picture, my first thought was he's gay.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 20, 2017 01:24 PM (TOk1P)

292 I'd like to thank you all for ruining any future reference to the mysterious "thigh gap" for me.
And ruining lunch, who could eat now.. ugh.

Posted by: IP at April 20, 2017 01:24 PM (A/Djk)

293
The reason chelsea and even hillary is out there is because the "donations" to their fake charity are drying up.

The clintons are whores. Never forget that.

Hillary Clinton is back out there "on the street" because she Needs To Earn.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLE (Special Limited Edition) at April 20, 2017 01:25 PM (UH7Do)

294 259 "She goes all in on "Women and Women First," thereby locking in the Portlandia contingent,"

Hillary did so many things that helped run up her vote in states already Deep Blue, but which antagonized the rest of the country.

But she's a genius
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2017 01:17 PM (SIY7D)

Yeah. She didn't quite get this Electoral College thing. She concentrated on running up the score in the first game of the World Series.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 01:25 PM (SRKgf)

295 any of our programmatic work over time, whether we're thinking about
global health, climate change, the work we've done for women and girls.
That will continue to be our story in the future."

Can anyone tell me what that means?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 01:22 PM (NOIQH)

I think the programmatic thing is a reference to Hillary being a robot.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 20, 2017 01:25 PM (yL25O)

296 289
>>Is Chelsea Clinton a butterface? Has a strong, brave individual here Google Imaged her in a bikini?

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Chelsea+Clinton+swimsuitFORM=HDRSC2

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 01:24 PM (NOIQH)

You know, I've clicked on a lot of links posted here when I probably should have known better. But I can't this time. Especially since I just ate.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2017 01:25 PM (jxbfJ)

297 And really, like I said this morning, I know basically nothing about the guy, and when I saw his picture, my first thought was he's gay.
===========

I said on an earlier thread that either money changed hands or there are pics out there of him engaging in gay sex with minors.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 01:25 PM (oDWjq)

298 Thigh Gap!

Posted by: Yo! at April 20, 2017 01:25 PM (GwIKd)

299 Regarding Chaffitz: Maybe Trump had enough of his shit and had some dirt on him. He can blackmail a RINO just as well as the lefties.

Posted by: Jackal at April 20, 2017 01:26 PM (kutV+)

300 My swimsuit link failed. Probably just as well.

Posted by: Ready For Chelsea!!11!! at April 20, 2017 01:26 PM (vtcmf)

301 Michelle Malkin:

"[Chelsea Clinton] is Bill Clinton without the charm, Hillary Clinton without the ruthlessness and full Billary in her bottomless well of inflated entitlement and ideological hackery."

http://nypost.com/2017/04/19/the-medias-pathetic-cheers-for-chelsea-clinton/

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 20, 2017 01:26 PM (LMvQ5)

302 Come on, people. We're in live boy/dead girl territory here.

-----

No.... I think we're in "make me testify about Benghazi for 11 hours and I'm releasing my private investigator flying monkeys to take you apart" territory.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2017 01:26 PM (8XRCm)

303

The clintons live off their fake charity.

They live off the funds and they live off the "prestige" of the fake charity (i.e., it gets them 'access' and privilege they can, in turn, trade for favors and $$).

Posted by: Soothsayer SLE (Special Limited Edition) at April 20, 2017 01:26 PM (UH7Do)

304 I said on an earlier thread that either money changed hands or there are pics out there of him engaging in gay sex with minors.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 01:25 PM (oDWjq)

So ... he's a Democrat?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 01:27 PM (SRKgf)

305 139,
"It wouldn't surprise me if it's all kabuki and it was pro bono.

These law firms wanted to do what they could to help him and maybe
pull a state or two over to the blue column, then claim they weren't
paid and write the debt off for tax purposes.
"

Money scams in politics, who knew?

http://tinyurl.com/m8ygvvz

"NY Governor Cuomo made nearly $800K on a book that sold 3K copies."

Posted by: geoffb5 at April 20, 2017 01:27 PM (d3wbb)

306 Chaffetz might leave Congress early...

I thought something was weird about this... I wonder what they have on him?

Posted by: It's Me donna at April 20, 2017 01:27 PM (O2RFr)

307 Hillary Clinton is back out there "on the street" because she Needs To Earn.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLE (Special Limited Edition) at April 20, 2017 01:25 PM (UH7Do)

That fucking vodka won't be itself! *hic*

Posted by: Hillary at April 20, 2017 01:27 PM (8mYH1)

308
So ... he's a Democrat?
--------

Very succinct. I like it.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 01:27 PM (vg8iE)

309 300 My swimsuit link failed. Probably just as well.
Posted by: Ready For Chelsea!!11!! at April 20, 2017 01:26 PM (vtcmf)

Thank you.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 20, 2017 01:27 PM (/U083)

310 >>http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Chelsea+Clinton+swimsuitFORM=HDRSC2 Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 01:24 PM (NOIQH)

Thanks. Nice body.

Posted by: General Zod at April 20, 2017 01:28 PM (Bdeb0)

311 296 289
>>Is Chelsea Clinton a butterface? Has a strong, brave individual here Google Imaged her in a bikini?

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Chelsea+Clinton+swimsuitFORM=HDRSC2

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 01:24 PM (NOIQH)

You know, I've clicked on a lot of links posted here when I probably should have known better. But I can't this time. Especially since I just ate.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2017 01:25 PM (jxbfJ)

Meh, she's not ugly. Pale and with a ruddy as hell face, but not ugly.

Posted by: Jackal at April 20, 2017 01:28 PM (kutV+)

312 289 >>Is Chelsea Clinton a butterface? Has a strong, brave individual here Google Imaged her in a bikini?

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Chelsea+Clinton+swimsuitFORM=HDRSC2

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 01:24 PM (NOIQH)

Two, maybe three paper bags and she'd be hittable after 3 beers and some vodka. And rum.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 20, 2017 01:28 PM (RD7QR)

313 Yeah. She didn't quite get this Electoral College thing. She concentrated on running up the score in the first game of the World Series.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 01:25 PM (SRKgf)

We don't put relief pitchers into the game until we've gone through all the starters.

Posted by: Hillary's Sports Strategy Brain Trust at April 20, 2017 01:28 PM (yL25O)

314 He needs a punch in the bacon.

Or maybe someone should scramble his eggs.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2017 01:29 PM (h5F/r)

315 Chaffetz might leave Congress early...

https://twitter.com/Politics1com/status/855095448620630016

Something is up...

Posted by: The Political Hat
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Supreme court nom, Caffetz? Someone had to say it.

Posted by: Dang at April 20, 2017 01:29 PM (8b+oT)

316 She looks good to me.

Posted by: Zombie Mr. Ed at April 20, 2017 01:20 PM (SRKgf)

I'd hit it.

Posted by: Bullwinkle at April 20, 2017 01:29 PM (GX63o)

317 Chelsea Clinton has all the style and grace of her mom, with none of the baggage, how can she lose?

Seriously though, that's her big two selling points: no baggage and vageen. Vote Chelsea, she's not as corrupt and horrible as her mom, but still has girl bits!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 20, 2017 01:29 PM (39g3+)

318 Come on, people. We're in live boy/dead girl territory here.

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No.... I think we're in "make me testify about Benghazi for 11 hours and I'm releasing my private investigator flying monkeys to take you apart" territory.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2017 01:26 PM (8XRCm)

And???

What do you think those investigators (who have already completed their investigations) have found?

That he cheated on his wife? That he cheated on his taxes?

It's bad. Whatever it is, whether it's sex or something else, it's bad. Real bad.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 20, 2017 01:29 PM (TOk1P)

319 Half a mil to a law firm for a one state run?

By all means, let's make this man a federal appropriator.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 01:30 PM (B+qrE)

320 She concentrated on running up the score in the first game of the World Series.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 01:25 PM (SRKgf)

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She tried to run up the score.... by campaigning in Texas.

**fail**

Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2017 01:30 PM (8XRCm)

321 >>Two, maybe three paper bags and she'd be hittable after 3 beers and some vodka. And rum. Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at April 20, 2017 01:28 PM (RD7QR)

She's probably got kale hanging out of her squeakhole. Style points. I'm in.

Posted by: General Zod at April 20, 2017 01:30 PM (Bdeb0)

322
"NY Governor Cuomo made nearly $800K on a book that sold 3K copies."

Piker!

Posted by: Ft. Worthless Jim Wright at April 20, 2017 01:31 PM (IqV8l)

323 "Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 01:24 PM (NOIQH) "

You know, some of us eat lunch late or in this case, now decide to skip it.

I wouldn't hit that with a 2x4.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2017 01:31 PM (h5F/r)

324 No shame, no integrity.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 01:31 PM (0mRoj)

325
That he cheated on his wife? That he cheated on his taxes?

It's bad. Whatever it is, whether it's sex or something else, it's bad. Real bad.

Posted by: BurtTC

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He had three short stacks at the SLC IHOP

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 20, 2017 01:31 PM (7ZVPa)

326 319 Half a mil to a law firm for a one state run?

By all means, let's make this man a federal appropriator.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 01:30 PM (B+qrE)

I really want to know how he did this too.

Has to be pure incompetence, no?

Posted by: TexasDan at April 20, 2017 01:31 PM (yL25O)

327 That he cheated on his wife? That he cheated on his taxes?

It's bad. Whatever it is, whether it's sex or something else, it's bad. Real bad.

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Im guessing infidelity.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2017 01:32 PM (8XRCm)

328 There was picture of Chelsea once where she had high beams showing through her blouse.

Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 01:32 PM (r/0kC)

329 My sacred honor forces me to resign.

Posted by: Jason Chaffetz at April 20, 2017 01:32 PM (LbnLf)

330
She concentrated on running up the score in the first game of the World Series. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 01

She assumed she had the election won early and focused on destroying the deplorables so they would never rise again.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 20, 2017 01:33 PM (lKyWE)

331 Alright. I'm done reading this thread. Too many visuals on Chelsea that will need brain Brillo.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2017 01:33 PM (h5F/r)

332 There was picture of Chelsea once where she had high beams showing through her blouse.
Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 01:32 PM (r/0kC)

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GAAAWWWWDDDDAMMIT...... I SAID IT WAS LUNCH TIME!!!

*throws sammich in trash can

Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2017 01:33 PM (8XRCm)

333 Im guessing infidelity.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2017 01:32 PM (8XRCm)

Perhaps it has something to do with the dirt obama was collecting and the unmasking going on. Could be garden variety clintonian pay for play.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 20, 2017 01:34 PM (GX63o)

334 328
There was picture of Chelsea once where she had high beams showing through her blouse.

Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 01:32 PM (r/0kC)

Ok all, I'm out. Before I run out of mind eye bleach.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2017 01:34 PM (jxbfJ)

335 "It would be funny though if she ran for Senate and Ivanka was the GOP nominee."

"Wait, *your* father in law is a convicted white-collar criminal who did hard time in the clink? Wow! So's mine! We should totally have lunch some time."

Posted by: torquewrench at April 20, 2017 01:34 PM (qJjMA)

336 Anyone watch "Agents of Shield" and catch the "Nevertheless. She persisted." line? God, I hate Hollywood, their leftist religion that has to permeate all aspects of their lives and their non-stop prosthelytizing.

Posted by: gm at April 20, 2017 01:34 PM (aj+X9)

337

Of course Menschbots say the Russians are blackmailing him

Posted by: ThunderB at April 20, 2017 01:34 PM (p1kLq)

338 There's nothing wrong with Chelsea's looks... Nothing that a paper bag can't fix...

Posted by: It's Me donna at April 20, 2017 01:34 PM (O2RFr)

339 Money scams in politics, who knew?

http://tinyurl.com/m8ygvvz

"NY Governor Cuomo made nearly $800K on a book that sold 3K copies."

Posted by: geoffb5 at April 20, 2017 01:27 PM (d3wbb)

Ah, the Democrat dipsy-doodle, as taught by Obongo's handlers.

Have a poxy book ghostwritten for him, then have those shadowy billionaires (*cough*Soros*cough*) buy up a shitload of copies, store them in a warehouse, and watch said poxy book shoot up on the NYT bestseller list (probably with the help of the comrades at the NYT).

Upshot:

The apparatchik gains visibility and a boost to his campaign, AND banks some serious cash from royalties in what superficially appears to be a totally legitimate way.

Much cleaner than the envelope of cash under the table approach. Less obvious than buying both halves of a futures contract and giving the one in the money to the candidate and eating the other.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 01:34 PM (SRKgf)

340 Anyone watch "Veep" and have the urge to bend bug-eyed Amy over a desk? A lot?

Posted by: General Zod at April 20, 2017 01:35 PM (Bdeb0)

341 336 That's why I don't watch any of that shit,well that and I watched the first 2 episodes and it bored me to tears.

Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 01:35 PM (r/0kC)

342 *throws sammich in trash can

...
...
...

You gonna eat that?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 01:35 PM (B+qrE)

343 Nothing that a paper bag can't fix...
Posted by: It's Me donna at April 20, 2017 01:34 PM (O2RFr)

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Yep..... but only if I'm wearing the bag...

Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2017 01:35 PM (8XRCm)

344 >>338
There's nothing wrong with Chelsea's looks... Nothing that a paper bag can't fix... Posted by: It's Me donna at April 20, 2017 01:34 PM (O2RFr)

No, but she probably smells like a gone cheese.

Posted by: General Zod at April 20, 2017 01:36 PM (Bdeb0)

345 293
The reason chelsea and even hillary is out there is because the "donations" to their fake charity are drying up.

The clintons are whores. Never forget that.

Hillary Clinton is back out there "on the street" because she Needs To Earn.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLE (Special Limited Edition) at April 20, 2017 01:25 PM (UH7Do)

My bitches best bring in my money.

Posted by: Pimp Daddy Billy Jeff at April 20, 2017 01:36 PM (1JnAL)

346 >>You know, some of us eat lunch late or in this case, now decide to skip it.

Hey, I didn't lie and say it was Kate Upton to get you to click!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 01:36 PM (NOIQH)

347 There's nothing wrong with Chelsea's looks... Nothing that a paper bag can't fix...

Posted by: It's Me donna at April 20, 2017 01:34 PM (O2RFr)

Chelsea is the perfect example of a two-bagger.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2017 01:36 PM (zc3Db)

348 328 There was picture of Chelsea once where she had high beams showing through her blouse.
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That'll cure anything lasting longer than 4 hours.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 01:36 PM (vg8iE)

349 I could go a few rounds in that Clintonian, I won't lie.

Posted by: Max Power at April 20, 2017 01:36 PM (q177U)

350 Of course Menschbots say the Russians are blackmailing him

Yeah, that card's maxed out.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 01:36 PM (B+qrE)

351 Chelsea is the perfect example of a two-bagger.
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Chelsea's a two-bagger and mama's a carpetbagger!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 01:37 PM (vg8iE)

352 Alright. I'm done reading this thread. Too many visuals on Chelsea that will need brain Brillo.

Brain Brillo = Yesterday afternoon thread about the wife hiring the tranny to dick her husband to death.
Hey! It gets your mind off Chelsea.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 01:37 PM (vZ0KM)

353 I think Chaffetz wants to spend more time with his family.

Posted by: Soona at April 20, 2017 01:38 PM (Fmupd)

354 Chelsea's a two-bagger and mama's a carpetbagger!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 20, 2017 01:37 PM (vg8iE)

And papa was dickin' bimbos.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 20, 2017 01:38 PM (GX63o)

355 352
Alright. I'm done reading this thread. Too many visuals on Chelsea that will need brain Brillo.

Brain Brillo = Yesterday afternoon thread about the wife hiring the tranny to dick her husband to death.

Hey! It gets your mind off Chelsea.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 01:37 PM (vZ0KM)

That was some classic commentary yesterday. With sprinklings of Aaron "I didn't choke as much as the Falcons did" Hernandez jokes.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2017 01:39 PM (jxbfJ)

356

FBI discovered he was being blackmailed and used by the Russians

Menschstration of the day

Posted by: ThunderB at April 20, 2017 01:39 PM (p1kLq)

357 I don't mind Chelsea's looks. She's homely, okay that's fine. I doubt many of us here make people pant and stamp their feet either.

What I don't like is the way magazines and TV try to pretend she's not. Just stop, okay? Its like watching Kill Bill and trying to figure out who the gorgeous blonde they keep talking about is, because it sure as hell isn't Uma Thurmond.

Chelsea is blah, bitchy, unattractive, has no credentials, and is the epitome of a spoiled princess. Stop trying to make her something. She will never be anything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 20, 2017 01:39 PM (39g3+)

358 I wonder what the next thread will be about...

Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 01:39 PM (r/0kC)

359 358 I wonder what the next thread will be about...
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Hopefully it's about floppy wieners!

Posted by: Shep at April 20, 2017 01:40 PM (vg8iE)

360 I really wanted to like S.H.I.E.L.D. but after giving is whole season I just couldn't keep watching. It was lousy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 20, 2017 01:41 PM (39g3+)

361 FBI discovered he was being blackmailed and used by the Russians

To do what exactly?

Hold hearings?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 01:41 PM (B+qrE)

362 There ain't no McNuggets in hell!

Posted by: Zombie Facebook Killer at April 20, 2017 01:41 PM (bc2Lc)

363
Im guessing infidelity.

Posted by: fixerupper

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High Infidelity.

Posted by: REO Speedwagon at April 20, 2017 01:41 PM (HSmrB)

364 When I was looking for the Chelsea Clinton cover I came across a DuckDuckGo entry asserting she was a "sex symbol."

Didn't say for what species, however.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 01:41 PM (SRKgf)

365 357 I don't mind Chelsea's looks. She's homely, okay that's fine. I doubt many of us here make people pant and stamp their feet either.

What I don't like is the way magazines and TV try to pretend she's not. Just stop, okay? Its like watching Kill Bill and trying to figure out who the gorgeous blonde they keep talking about is, because it sure as hell isn't Uma Thurmond.

Chelsea is blah, bitchy, unattractive, has no credentials, and is the epitome of a spoiled princess. Stop trying to make her something. She will never be anything.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 20, 2017 01:39 PM (39g3+)

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I feel the same way about Michelle, but apparently it's bad think.

She's okay looking, but unless I think she's the most attractive woman in the world, the left thinks I'm a hater. If I don't think she's butt ugly, some here think I'm dumb.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 01:41 PM (/prE6)

366 Chaffetz+IRS+Tea Party= More time with family.
Throwing it out there.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 20, 2017 01:42 PM (LbnLf)

367 You don't have to look at the mantlepiece while poking the fire.

Posted by: Mark Mezvinsky at April 20, 2017 01:42 PM (Co0D0)

368 I'm pretty sure there are more competent politicians that can bought for $670K than this bitch.

Posted by: Fritz at April 20, 2017 01:42 PM (TNQMS)

369 Didn't say for what species, however.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 01:41 PM (SRKgf)

Pencil sharpeners with googly eyes pasted on them.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 01:42 PM (8nWyX)

370 "358 I wonder what the next thread will be about..."

Caroline Munro?

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 20, 2017 01:43 PM (OD2ni)

371 My bitches best bring in my money.
Posted by: Pimp Daddy Billy Jeff at April 20, 2017 01:36 PM (1JnAL)

Even wrote a poem:

My bitch better have my money
through rain, sleet or snow
My whore better have my money,
not half, not some, but all my cash
'Cause if she don't
I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.

Posted by: Pimp Daddy Billy Jeff at April 20, 2017 01:43 PM (1JnAL)

372 Hillary and Chelsea could ruin any man's fantasy of Mother Daughter threesome. Only thing worse would be Mamma June and Pumpkin. Damn I just threw up in my mouth just a little bit.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 20, 2017 01:43 PM (khWYc)

373 350 Of course Menschbots say the Russians are blackmailing him

Yeah, that card's maxed out.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2017 01:36 PM (B+qrE)

Spare a thought for the Russkis. They must be working their asses off over there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 01:43 PM (SRKgf)

374

Yeah well

Proof of what he did for the Russians is apparently not important to this conspiracy theory

Posted by: ThunderB at April 20, 2017 01:43 PM (p1kLq)

375
The ovoid Egg McMuffin, if you please.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 20, 2017 01:43 PM (v1g1+)

376 *tosses grenade into thread*

Hillary Clinton Penthouse photo shoot.

*ambles away, whistling a sad tune*

Posted by: Stable Boys for Chelsea at April 20, 2017 01:44 PM (hLRSq)

377 372 Hillary and Chelsea could ruin any man's fantasy of Mother Daughter threesome. Only thing worse would be Mamma June and Pumpkin. Damn I just threw up in my mouth just a little bit.
Posted by: Jack Sock

gee thanks,

Might as well Bruce Jenner my dick now

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 20, 2017 01:44 PM (FZYNt)

378 374

Yeah well

Proof of what he did for the Russians is apparently not important to this conspiracy theory
Posted by: ThunderB at April 20, 2017 01:43 PM (p1kLq)

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Also, Trump advancing American energy production, which will hurt Russia's finances and geopolitical strategies, is also not important either.

or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 01:44 PM (/prE6)

379 Sounds like going out for lunch was a wise move on my part.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 01:45 PM (xjiRE)

380 NOOD.

Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at April 20, 2017 01:45 PM (ukNFU)

381
In the queue: are "feminine hygiene products" transphobic?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 20, 2017 01:45 PM (v1g1+)

382 379 Sounds like going out for lunch was a wise move on my part.
Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 01:45 PM (xjiRE)

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One meal a day.

For the GAINZZZ!!!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 01:45 PM (/prE6)

383 "Anyone watch "Agents of Shield" and catch the 'Nevertheless. She persisted.' line? God, I hate Hollywood"

If only there were, hypothetically speaking, some sort of means by which people could, of their own volition, permanently cease to watch Hollyweird's output.

If such a thing existed, that would be amazing.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 20, 2017 01:45 PM (qJjMA)

384 You dropped the MOAB on the thread.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 20, 2017 01:45 PM (Co0D0)

385 When I was looking for the Chelsea Clinton cover I came across a DuckDuckGo entry asserting she was a "sex symbol."

Years ago, when Clinton was still in the WH, I remember coming across a mention of some femynyst "author" who'd written a prOn fantasy of Chelsea in which her schtick was to lure guys into bed and then, when they were in the saddle, to scream rape so that the SS would come in and blow the poor guy's head off. That, apparently, was the only way she could orgasm.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2017 01:45 PM (X6fMO)

386 380 NOOD.
Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01

Thank God

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 20, 2017 01:46 PM (FZYNt)

387 Yeah I don't think Michelle Obama is ugly, just plain and angry looking. She has an ugly soul, but the rest of her isn't awful. Its clear she's as full of bitter and baseless hate as Chelsea is of selfish entitlement and leftist cant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 20, 2017 01:46 PM (39g3+)

388 Nood

Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2017 01:46 PM (r/0kC)

389 I saw people cheering Alex Ovechkin's goal last night. Russian agents are everywhere!!!

Posted by: Louise Mensch at April 20, 2017 01:46 PM (OD2ni)

390 387 Yeah I don't think Michelle Obama is ugly, just plain and angry looking. She has an ugly soul, but the rest of her isn't awful. Its clear she's as full of bitter and baseless hate as Chelsea is of selfish entitlement and leftist cant.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 20, 2017 01:46 PM (39g3+)

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Yeah...she's probably a terrible person. I've never met her, though. So I'm not one to judge on that.

But on purely physical features...she's okay.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 01:49 PM (/prE6)

391 357/365

If both Chelsea and Michelle were genuinely kind towards all people, they would be beautiful, no matter their actual looks.

The fact that they are mean spirited and hateful towards others turn their average looks into downright ugly. And that goes for anyone, not just them.

Posted by: moki at April 20, 2017 01:49 PM (V+V48)

392 I feel the same way about Michelle, but apparently it's bad think.

She's okay looking, but unless I think she's the most attractive woman in the world, the left thinks I'm a hater. If I don't think she's butt ugly, some here think I'm dumb.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2017 01:41 PM (/prE6)

You make the call:

http://tinyurl.com/muqql2w

http://tinyurl.com/mp6zqq4

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 20, 2017 01:52 PM (SRKgf)

393 Egg's inability to manage his finances should make some fun anti-ads by a primary rival.

Plus,

I hate these Fail-Upwards Fucks (TM)-

They never get out of politics. The just keep trying again and again until they hit the jackpot.

Again- the people buying Egg/paying off Egg's debts should make some interesting commercials for the primaries.

Use it early and knock this dildo out off the race.

His lickspittlism does not deserve a Senate seat.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 20, 2017 01:53 PM (NyJwR)

394 Thats Chelsea heavily heavily photoshopped

Posted by: ThunderB at April 20, 2017 01:06 PM (p1kLq)

No.

That was the Trophy Pic after she won the 3rd race at Pimlico.

Afterglow?

Posted by: The Truth according to Jake Featherston at April 20, 2017 02:00 PM (d76uN)

395 Hey, remember when the Palin family ran up $500,000 in legal bills defending Governor Palin against numerous frivolous ethics complaints, all of which were dismissed? And how her allies raised about $300,000 to help pay for it? And how the law firm used by the Obama presidential campaigns sued to try and block the Palins from getting the money in an obvious attempt to ruin them financially?

And how Egg McMuffin later made common cause with the Great Leftist Shibeast that was capable of such lawfare against the Palins and anyone else deemed a threat?

He can rot in a ditch for all I care.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 20, 2017 02:18 PM (4XIWo)

396 If both Chelsea and Michelle were genuinely kind towards all people, they would be beautiful, no matter their actual looks.

The fact that they are mean spirited and hateful towards others turn
their average looks into downright ugly. And that goes for anyone, not
just them.

Posted by: moki at April 20, 2017 01:49 PM (V+V4

My grandma always drilled it into my head that pretty is as pretty does.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 20, 2017 02:22 PM (qf8IB)

397 Yup. She's like Tori Spelling - no amount of money can fix that degree of lack of attractiveness.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2017 01:06 PM (NOIQH)

Chelsea looks exactly like Webb Hubbell...

Posted by: redbanzai at April 20, 2017 02:26 PM (qf8IB)

398 $670,000 IN DEBT?

See, I told you McMuffin was a Democrat.

Posted by: Huckleberry Hound at April 20, 2017 02:31 PM (UsCnO)

399 if you plug in Trump winery you get reviews of wine that are more about politics than anything else.:

Any good reviews are just alternative facts. The wine is so awful it could race bait its way to the presidency. Horrible horrible wine, bad service, ugly venue, gross over cooked food.

Such idiots!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2017 03:03 PM (fDdVG)

400 The Left hasn't figured out thes propped up corpse, has beens, untalented media "stars" and over privileged, under whelming self absorbed assholes are only adored by their cult acolytes.

And there isn't enough of those drones outside places like NY, Chicago and LA to make a difference anymore.

Obama unzipped the fly on Democrats intentions. And people know what comes next.

No matter what ugly face they put on it.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2017 04:07 PM (h5F/r)

401 This was Bill Kristol's candidate. A low-life and a fraud. F*ck right off, Kristol and take McMuffin with you.

Posted by: Cory at April 20, 2017 05:07 PM (FS938)

402 BAF vs KAF--Lately, when the media props up women or girls, they call them "bad ass." Literally calls them "bad ass" not just treats them as if they are.

How often are men or boys called "bad ass" now? They'll get called something else, but for some reason, "bad ass" is reserved for women. (There might be a little confirmation bias on my part.)

It was during the constant pushing of that awful Ghostbusters reboot that I noticed it, and once you see it, you can't unsee it.

Posted by: BoysDrool at April 20, 2017 05:13 PM (H4JHe)

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