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After Her 2008 Primary Loss to Obama, Hillary Clinton Spied On Her Own Staff to Find the Traitors and Leakers

No wonder she's paranoid about email security. She's pawed through other people's emails to find dirt.

This was reported in “Shattered: Inside Hillary Clinton’s Doomed Campaign by Jonathan Allen and Amie Parnes, which I guess I have to read.

She wanted to know what went wrong, so...


To this end, she had a trusted aide access the campaign's server and download the emails sent and received by top staffers.

"She believed her campaign had failed her -- not the other way around -- and she wanted 'to see who was talking to who, who was leaking to who,' said a source familiar with the operation," Allen and Parnes reveal in the book...

Rattled by what the emails revealed, Clinton began calling meetings to evaluate what had gone wrong. The staffers had no idea she'd read their emails.

"I was struck by how good of a sense she had before I walked in there of the problems that were going on," one aide is quoted as saying.

Two of Hillary's top staffers were not invited to join the Obama Administration, possibly because Hillary had decided they couldn't be trusted.

Would-be Hillary Clinton Ad Scripter and self-taught Master of All Things Espionage-y Louise Mensch could not be reached for lunatic gibberings.

Posted by: Ace at 08:32 PM




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1 Top 1?

Posted by: Weasel at April 19, 2017 08:32 PM (Sfs6o)

2 Hillary Clinton is pure evil.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 19, 2017 08:33 PM (MZcWR)

3 Yep - that's what the paranoid psychopath does - she becomes a very skilled projectionist and accuser of her own dysfunctions. I was married to one with smaller ankles.

Posted by: MSTisdale at April 19, 2017 08:34 PM (g9d8D)

4 Th

Posted by: Mccool at April 19, 2017 08:34 PM (tZG0f)

5 We are lucky to be rid of her.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2017 08:35 PM (LTHVh)

6 You go ahead and read that book, Ace.

Come back and tell us what it says. In preferably, 140 characters or less.

Egad, I am so ready for the reset button on this universe.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2017 08:35 PM (Pz4pT)

7 Being untrustworthy herself, paranoia came easily for her.

Posted by: No Spit Left To Spitball at April 19, 2017 08:35 PM (PjWy4)

8 what a lovely lady

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2017 08:35 PM (c6/9Q)

9 Ribbit.

Posted by: Kermit the Frog at April 19, 2017 08:35 PM (qFpa2)

10 My only beef with the book title is that it should have been:

"Skankles: Inside Hillary Clinton's Weird Pathetic Little World"

Posted by: MSTisdale at April 19, 2017 08:36 PM (g9d8D)

11 Just imagine much further Hillary would have weaponized the federal agencies if she had become president.

Posted by: pst314 at April 19, 2017 08:36 PM (bPHo+)

12 Thankfully we dodged that bullet for a short time.

Posted by: Infidel at April 19, 2017 08:37 PM (uKRys)

13 Hillary: "we're all gonna get fuckin shirts o.k"

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 19, 2017 08:37 PM (WSWlB)

14 And.....she will never, ever be President. I just like typing that.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 19, 2017 08:37 PM (N6wId)

15 I bet Hilster smells like Miss Havisham's ass.

Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2017 08:37 PM (BO/km)

16 And I thought she was so darn likeable.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at April 19, 2017 08:37 PM (nvMvs)

17

Work and work for love and sex
Ain't you hungry for success, success, success, success
Does it matter? (shattered)
Does it matter?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2017 08:37 PM (IqV8l)

18 Trump is the one who cannot be trusted !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 19, 2017 08:37 PM (WmgTn)

19 Fat, drunk, and paranoid is no way to go through life sugartits.

Posted by: Dean Vernon Wormer at April 19, 2017 08:38 PM (fYbFJ)

20 G-d watches over fools, drunkards, and the United States of America - especially when threatened by politicians of the former two parties.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 19, 2017 08:38 PM (0F26Z)

21 A woman like hellary is easy to screw over. Old Bill been doin' it for years, and he was a notorious state and nation-screwer.

Posted by: Eromero at April 19, 2017 08:38 PM (zLDYs)

22 Meanwhile, in 2008, Obama was taking notes.

Posted by: Golfman at April 19, 2017 08:38 PM (48QDY)

23 Kennedy riffing on earf day.

Posted by: Infidel at April 19, 2017 08:38 PM (uKRys)

24 "Work and work for love and sex
Ain't you hungry for success, success, success, success
Does it matter? (shattered)
Does it matter?"


Where's shibumi? That nic always reminds me of that song.

Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2017 08:39 PM (BO/km)

25 ** squirt **

Posted by: A. Weiner at April 19, 2017 08:39 PM (jw2Xw)

26 "We are lucky to be rid of her."

Like a 4 flush floater, she'll be back.

Posted by: navybrat at April 19, 2017 08:39 PM (w7KSn)

27 Didn't Bubba admit once that he Never wrote an email?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 19, 2017 08:39 PM (LlBbw)

28 "I was struck by how good of a sense she had before I walked in there of the problems that were going on," one aide is quoted as saying.

What can I say? I'm perpicacious.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 19, 2017 08:40 PM (qFpa2)

29 In my life, I have only seen two families that could be ripped from a very bad telenovela/James Bond script.

One are the Pyongyang Kims.

The other are the effing Clintons.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2017 08:40 PM (F0ZHr)

30 Just imagine much further Hillary would have weaponized the federal agencies if she had become president.
Posted by: pst314 at April 19, 2017 08:36 PM (bPHo+)


I got away with it.

Let that soak in for a minute.

Posted by: Lois Lerner at April 19, 2017 08:41 PM (48QDY)

31 What can I say? I'm perpicacious.

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you misspelled bi-curious

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 19, 2017 08:41 PM (LlBbw)

32 This has been the MO of the clintons since the get go.

Since they are liars and dishonest to the core, they think everyone else is. So they trust no one.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2017 08:41 PM (SjImc)

33 I was thinking about the election and one of the things that really caused her to lose was that the Dems could not really play the victim card. They were used to trotting out some victim of the evil Republican policies and have the Reps just ignore it. Trump didn't do that. He brought out victims of the Democrats. He brought out families that lost loved ones to illegals. He brought out Sean Smith's mother at the convention. And best of all, he had women directly accuse Bill Clinton of assault. I can't remember another candidate that fought back like that.

It's what the Repubs should be doing now. Showing people hurt by the H1B visas, those with expensive insurance, etc.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 19, 2017 08:41 PM (5HBd1)

34 Shakespeare would have made a masterpiece of them

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 19, 2017 08:42 PM (LlBbw)

35 Where's shibumi? That nic always reminds me of that song.

Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2017 08:39 PM (BO/km)

LOL, me too: "Shibumi! shattered, shattered"

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2017 08:42 PM (tHwdc)

36 Didn't Bubba admit once that he Never wrote an email?

Heh, ah kept all mah memos scrawled all over a young intern's ass cheek. Heh.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at April 19, 2017 08:43 PM (Tyii7)

37 17, there is a "shidoobee" fan club/website

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2017 08:43 PM (7dpmG)

38 28 What can I say? I'm perpicacious.

Not only paranoid, she is no good at spelling either, it is perspicacious. She forgot the S like Sober.

Posted by: No Spit Left To Spitball at April 19, 2017 08:43 PM (PjWy4)

39 I bet Hilster smells like Miss Havisham's ass.
Posted by: freaked



Hey now. Miss Havisham put a needy fellow into the social pipeline.

She wasn't bad.

Posted by: Fred and Wilma's sex slave at April 19, 2017 08:44 PM (qUNWi)

40 Would-be Hillary Clinton Ad Scripter and self-taught Master of All Things Espionage-y Louise Mensch could not be reached for lunatic gibberings.

The NeverTurnipers could not have a better spokesperson than Lou-Lou.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2017 08:44 PM (GgzGa)

41 Every day I wake up and am thankful that Trump is president.

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2017 08:44 PM (u8/pl)

42 Is anyone really surprised by this revelation? I'm not. ^..^(____)~~~

Posted by: Cheshirecat at April 19, 2017 08:44 PM (sPDfB)

43 What can I say? I'm perpicacious.

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clearly a perp?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 19, 2017 08:44 PM (LlBbw)

44 She's guilty of all the things she accuses other people of doing - she was probably in bed with Putin having a golden shower.

Posted by: Boots at April 19, 2017 08:45 PM (EBwPV)

45
27 Didn't Bubba admit once that he Never wrote an email?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 19, 2017 08:39 PM (LlBbw)








And leave evidence out there for the taking? Perish the thought.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 19, 2017 08:45 PM (cuZZW)

46 Is anyone really surprised by this revelation? I'm not. ^..^(____)~~~
Posted by: Cheshirecat


Quite possibly the least surprising thing ever.

Posted by: Fred and Wilma's sex slave at April 19, 2017 08:45 PM (qUNWi)

47 I don't care what any of you morons have said over the years... Hillary Clinton loves Dick... Dick Nixon that is...

Posted by: Richard Milhous Nixon at April 19, 2017 08:46 PM (DpOmP)

48

Whoopsi daisies

Posted by: Fred and Wilma's sex slave at April 19, 2017 08:46 PM (qUNWi)

49 And leave evidence out there for the taking? Perish the thought.

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Yo Bill

Posted by: A blue Dress at April 19, 2017 08:46 PM (LlBbw)

50 G-d watches over fools, drunkards, and the United States of America
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 19, 2017 08:38 PM (0F26Z)


I know, right?

Posted by: Otto Von Bismark, Sufficiently Breathless at April 19, 2017 08:46 PM (/U083)

51
49 And leave evidence out there for the taking? Perish the thought.

----

Yo Bill

Posted by: A blue Dress at April 19, 2017 08:46 PM (LlBbw)









SHIT!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 19, 2017 08:47 PM (cuZZW)

52 Kulaks and wreckers. It's amazing how in the mental landscape of the left, it so often comes down to kulaks and wreckers, and the determined punitive search for same.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 19, 2017 08:47 PM (qJjMA)

53 emails reveal that everyone has conflict with almost everyone. The ego-driven can handle zero conflict ... so they use apostasy or other "fascist" means to destroy all that are not subservient.

This is the difference between liberty and totalitarianism, to a large extent. Liberty people accept difference and accommodate or revise their own concepts. Ego driven fascists demand submission.

Hilda and the left are in a league of their own .... obey or die, just like "radical" Islam, which is really most of Islam. Thinking people discuss/consider ... ego driven leftists put people in gulags and demand obedience, or they will use any means necessary to (character) assassinate their enemies.

Posted by: Illiniwek at April 19, 2017 08:47 PM (TmCOq)

54 A Bismark reference.

There's your hen's tooth.

Posted by: Fred and Wilma's sex slave at April 19, 2017 08:47 PM (qUNWi)

55 Would-be Hillary Clinton Ad Scripter and self-taught Master of All Things Espionage-y Louise Mensch could not be reached for lunatic gibberings.

Posted by: Ace at 08:32 PM

She needs a Thorazine shot and a padded room. She has gone crazy on Twitter. It used to be funny, but now I don't see this having a good ending for her on this current time line.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 19, 2017 08:47 PM (2qHjF)

56 'G-d watches over fools, drunkards, and the United States of America '

Hell I got nothing to worry about then.

Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2017 08:47 PM (BO/km)

57 Glass Ceiling - Still undefeated.

Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2017 08:47 PM (ti1Hf)

58 Rattled by what the emails revealed, Clinton began calling meetings to evaluate what had gone wrong.

That's quite a teaser. What issues could have rattled her that she wouldn't be notified of? Were they insulting her in the emails?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 19, 2017 08:47 PM (qFpa2)

59 G-d watches over fools, drunkards, and the United States of America

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I was a three-fer

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at April 19, 2017 08:47 PM (LlBbw)

60 SHIT!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 19, 2017 08:47 PM (cuZZW)


No.

No, ti wasn't.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2017 08:48 PM (F0ZHr)

61 Arf, Hillary sock.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 19, 2017 08:48 PM (qFpa2)

62 49 And leave evidence out there for the taking? Perish the thought.

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Yo Bill

Posted by: A blue Dress at April 19, 2017 08:46 PM (LlBbw)


SHIT!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 19, 2017 08:47 PM (cuZZW)

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no. JIZZ. your memory is going

Posted by: A Blue Dress at April 19, 2017 08:48 PM (LlBbw)

63 Hillary a paranoid vengeful bitch?
Dog bites man story.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 19, 2017 08:49 PM (ZMe1w)

64 I was just reading the comments at the Sargon YouTube link I posted in the last thread, and it seems that Moldylocks has started a GoFundMe for, I dunno, her hospital bills or something.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2017 08:49 PM (sdi6R)

65 Wait Hillary is a paranoid sociopath with a persecution complex? The duece you say!

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 19, 2017 08:50 PM (Blnv5)

66 Rattled by what the emails revealed, Clinton began calling meetings to evaluate what had gone wrong.

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what, like a snake?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 19, 2017 08:50 PM (LlBbw)

67
Don't worry Hillary, Steiner will get here for 2016 or maybe 2020

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2017 08:50 PM (auHtY)

68
3 Yep - that's what the paranoid psychopath does - she becomes a very skilled projectionist and accuser of her own dysfunctions. I was married to one with smaller ankles.
Posted by: MSTisdale at April 19, 2017 08:34 PM (g9d8D)

Word! They don't call it text book behavior for nothing. I don't understand why or how they could do it. But damn if I can't predict my special snowflakes next move. Every. Single. Time. Like clock work.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 19, 2017 08:51 PM (2qHjF)

69 Moldylocks has started a GoFundMe

I'll get right on that.

After I mine the sun for gold.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2017 08:51 PM (F0ZHr)

70 52 Kulaks and wreckers. It's amazing how in the mental landscape of the left, it so often comes down to kulaks and wreckers, and the determined punitive search for same.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 19, 2017 08:47 PM (qJjMA)

Socialism: where all your psychological problems are given an outlet and all the dark sides of human nature are encouraged!

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 19, 2017 08:51 PM (Blnv5)

71 I was just reading the comments at the Sargon YouTube link I posted in the last thread, and it seems that Moldylocks has started a GoFundMe for, I dunno, her hospital bills or something.
Posted by: rickl

Saw that on Gab a few days ago. People have been trolling hard. A thing of beauty.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 19, 2017 08:51 PM (fYbFJ)

72 I guess only Bernie is pure as the driven snow.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 19, 2017 08:51 PM (Nwg0u)

73 pretty sophisticated operation for an elderly woman with no knowledge of email and servers

Posted by: Pepper at April 19, 2017 08:52 PM (pZBXd)

74 Moldylocks has started a GoFundMe for, I dunno, her hospital bills or something

Well, she really oughta use it to get that beard trimmed.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at April 19, 2017 08:52 PM (Tyii7)

75 Wait Hillary is a paranoid sociopath with a persecution complex? The duece you say!

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I imagine her going to sleep every night like Arya Stark

Monica Lewinsky
Barack Obama
Anthony Weiner
Fox News
Bernie Sanders
Donald Trump
Bill Clinton
Men

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 19, 2017 08:53 PM (LlBbw)

76 >>>pretty sophisticated operation for an elderly woman with no knowledge of email and servers

Pretty sure she wasn't doing it herself, just getting the dailies.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 19, 2017 08:53 PM (QEuht)

77 a) Kennedy just interviewed the authors on her show.


II) Kennedy is higher than the OJ jury.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 19, 2017 08:53 PM (Uxokn)

78 40 Would-be Hillary Clinton Ad Scripter and self-taught Master of All Things Espionage-y Louise Mensch could not be reached for lunatic gibberings.

The NeverTurnipers could not have a better spokesperson than Lou-Lou.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2017 08:44 PM (GgzGa)

She is a feminist, which would make her a NeverTrumpet. But she is a feminists first and foremost.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 19, 2017 08:53 PM (2qHjF)

79 Just imagine what this woman would have done with full access to the FBI, NSA, TSA, etc.

We really, really REALLY dodged a bullet!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2017 08:53 PM (NOIQH)

80 Socialism: where all your psychological problems are given an outlet and all the dark sides of human nature are encouraged ... and subsidized!
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 19, 2017 08:51 PM (Blnv5)

Posted by: Otto Von Bismark, Sufficiently Breathless at April 19, 2017 08:54 PM (/U083)

81 77 a) Kennedy just interviewed the authors on her show.


II) Kennedy is higher than the OJ jury.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 19, 2017 08:53 PM (Uxokn)

So she has a high, sex librarian thing going?

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 19, 2017 08:54 PM (Blnv5)

82 I imagine her going to sleep every night like Arya Stark

Monica Lewinsky
Barack Obama
Anthony Weiner
Fox News
Bernie Sanders
Donald Trump
Bill Clinton
Men
Posted by: buzzsaw90

And ultimately, like most progressives, the person she really hates the most: herself.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 19, 2017 08:54 PM (fYbFJ)

83 >>>I guess only Bernie is pure as the driven snow.

Only GWAR is pure as the arctic snow!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 19, 2017 08:55 PM (QEuht)

84 Where's shibumi? That nic always reminds me of that song.
--

LOL. My nic is from a book by the same name.

RE: the FAB, I was thinking more of the Kinks song Destroyer:

Self-destroyer, wreck your health
Destroy friends, destroy yourself
The time device of self-destruction
Lies, confusion, start eruption

/and yes, I think she has a host of personality disorders...

Posted by: shibumi at April 19, 2017 08:55 PM (FkAXz)

85 Should have been "sexy" but it still works.

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 19, 2017 08:55 PM (Blnv5)

86 We really, really REALLY dodged a bullet!!

---

Bosnia flashbacks...

Posted by: Hilary C. at April 19, 2017 08:55 PM (LlBbw)

87 Not entirely surprising given that she had the FBI files of political opponents in the WH personal quarters as FLOTUS - and that she had hired some nobody former bouncer to procure them.

Absolutely no freaking respect for the Constitution, laws, not anything except her own power.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2017 08:55 PM (NOIQH)

88 So she has a high, sex librarian thing going?

Posted by: Aetius451AD
==

She just did a very passable Sarah Palin impression. Then almost fell out of her chair laughing.

Sexywasted.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 19, 2017 08:55 PM (Uxokn)

89 26 "We are lucky to be rid of her."

Like a 4 flush floater, she'll be back.
Posted by: navybrat at April 19, 2017 08:39 PM (w7KSn)

I am the new vanguard, simply because I was popped out of Hill-dawg's vag.

Spoiler - it probably wasn't Bill who put me in, thanks Web Hubbell...I mean, Daddy!

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton, member of teh Resistance at April 19, 2017 08:56 PM (E/ibL)

90 So she has a high, sex librarian thing going?
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 19, 2017 08:54 PM (Blnv5)


No cable, so haven't seen the new stuff, but in high school? Definitely a 1.

She has to keep the glasses on though.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2017 08:57 PM (8nWyX)

91 Rattled by what the emails revealed, Clinton began calling meetings to evaluate what had gone wrong.


Despite everything we tried, Mrs. Clinton, the public just would not change this perception that you were a vile, lying asshole.

Posted by: Mrs. Clinton's Devoted Staff at April 19, 2017 08:57 PM (qJhUV)

92 40 Would-be Hillary Clinton Ad Scripter and self-taught Master of All Things Espionage-y Louise Mensch could not be reached for lunatic gibberings.

The NeverTurnipers could not have a better spokesperson than Lou-Lou.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2017 08:44 PM (GgzGa)

The gun was pressed at our temple, trigger pulled, shot fired, and the bullet entered a wormhole 2 inches from our skull.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 19, 2017 08:57 PM (2qHjF)

93 Ah'm in the mood for a wahld beaver.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at April 19, 2017 08:58 PM (Tyii7)

94 Tucker just cracks me up.

Posted by: Infidel at April 19, 2017 08:59 PM (uKRys)

95 She has to keep the glasses on though.

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you know she'd be making jokes and giggling during the sexing.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 19, 2017 08:59 PM (LlBbw)

96 No jokes during sexing!

Posted by: Fred and Wilma's sex slave at April 19, 2017 09:01 PM (qUNWi)

97 And ultimately, like most progressives, the person she really hates the most: herself.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig


If only she hated herself a bit more, she might be humble.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 19, 2017 09:01 PM (qFpa2)

98 Hillary is a beautifull woman and leaves her out of this redickulous conversation !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 19, 2017 09:01 PM (WmgTn)

99 PDT got rid of the Clintons, The Bushes, and appointed Gorsuch.

Spit Rinse and Repeat

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2017 09:01 PM (SjImc)

100 what a lovely lady
Posted by: runner at April 19, 2017 08:35 PM


Having my baby....

Posted by: Webb Hubble at April 19, 2017 09:02 PM (DMUuz)

101 you know she'd be making jokes and giggling during the sexing.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 19, 2017 08:59 PM (LlBbw)


I'd be willing to accept those conditions.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2017 09:02 PM (8nWyX)

102 Hey, if it ain't Fart Tube Mary! Heh.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at April 19, 2017 09:02 PM (Tyii7)

103
Ah'm in the mood for a wahld beaver.
Posted by: Bubba Clintoon


Head 'em up
Move 'em out

http://tinyurl.com/k62smvz

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2017 09:02 PM (IqV8l)

104 Too bad for our dead spies she didn't take cyber-security for her home-brewed server this seriously.

Tough break.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 19, 2017 09:02 PM (Ndje9)

105 If The FAB were President ( G-D Forbid) people would be jumping over the White House Fence the other way to get out

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2017 09:03 PM (SjImc)

106

Did Hillary ever find out who took the strawberries?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2017 09:03 PM (auHtY)

107 Did Hillary ever find out who took the strawberries?

She wouldn't know geometric logic if it punched her in the taint.

Posted by: Fred and Wilma's sex slave at April 19, 2017 09:05 PM (qUNWi)

108 Did Hillary ever find out who took the strawberries?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2017 09:03 PM

Huma

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 19, 2017 09:05 PM (WSWlB)

109 Did Hillary ever find out who took the strawberries?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2017 09:03 PM (auHtY)

No because she lost her marbles

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2017 09:05 PM (SjImc)

110 Did Hillary ever find out who took the strawberries?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2017 09:03 PM (auHtY)


*sound of steel balls rattling*
*don't ask where*

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2017 09:05 PM (8nWyX)

111 Fart tubin' ain't all it's cracked up to be, ah can tell ya that.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at April 19, 2017 09:06 PM (Tyii7)

112 Huma thought they were Ben Wa balls

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2017 09:06 PM (uJ/du)

113 From the last thread: It's hard to warble from the diaphragm properly when you're old, irrelevant and washed up. Sigh.
Posted by: Bruce Stringbean at April 19, 2017 08:31 PM


I can carry Okies with anyone!

Posted by: Hillary! at April 19, 2017 09:07 PM (DMUuz)

114 Louise Mensch accusing Jeff Sessions of "doing Treason" on Twitter today was great.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 19, 2017 09:07 PM (Bl4dy)

115 The only talent Hillary has is finding a bottle of scotch with her eyes closed.

Posted by: dantesed at April 19, 2017 09:07 PM (88xKn)

116 >>Did Hillary ever find out who took the strawberries?

Heh.

Dunno, but she made damn sure there were No...Wire...Hangers in campaign offices.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2017 09:08 PM (NOIQH)

117 My only beef with the book title is that it should have been:

"Skankles: Inside Hillary Clinton's Weird Pathetic Little World"
Posted by: MSTisdale

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I prefer... "America's Lady Macbeth"

Posted by: RKae at April 19, 2017 09:08 PM (oKU1I)

118 Such a privilege to work for that psycho.

Posted by: Some Dude at April 19, 2017 09:08 PM (XxPRK)

119 Ah did Treason many tahms, and boy was she good.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at April 19, 2017 09:09 PM (Tyii7)

120 Sound of steel balls rattling
Don't ask where


Hold my beer, I gothink this

Posted by: Gwyneth at April 19, 2017 09:09 PM (JyFLk)

121 >>Did Hillary ever find out who took the strawberries?

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Of course! "Using geometric logic!"

Damn, I love that movie.

Forced my wife to watch it against her will. By the time Bogie took the stand she was actually sitting on the edge of her seat.

Posted by: RKae at April 19, 2017 09:09 PM (oKU1I)

122 Didn't Bubba admit once that he Never wrote an email?



Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 19, 2017 08:39 PM (LlBbw)


Obviously knew Hillary's paranoia well.


Posted by: gracepc at April 19, 2017 09:10 PM (OU4q6)

123 Got this. Curse you auto cucumber.

Hey, I just got an idea.

Posted by: Gwyneth at April 19, 2017 09:10 PM (JyFLk)

124 Does the book reveal her record distance when shot-putting hotel room lamps?

Posted by: RKae at April 19, 2017 09:11 PM (oKU1I)

125 Of all the stupid, batshit crazy things that have been said in my lifetime, "Jeff Sessions: Russian Mole" is the stupidest.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2017 09:11 PM (F0ZHr)

126 Damn, I love that movie.
Posted by: RKae at April 19, 2017 09:09 PM (oKU1I)


The book is even better and gives some context to the movie's throwaway love subplot. Plus Herman Wouk maeks wurds gud.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2017 09:11 PM (8nWyX)

127 Of all the stupid, batshit crazy things that have been said in my lifetime, "Jeff Sessions: Russian Mole" is the stupidest.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

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Runs a close second to "America's next president: Hillary Clinton."

Posted by: RKae at April 19, 2017 09:12 PM (oKU1I)

128 #115
She can find clams with her eyes closed too

Posted by: Some Dude at April 19, 2017 09:13 PM (XxPRK)

129 Hillary will never be president; at least until January 2021. That will be her last stand. A rematch against Trump.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 19, 2017 09:13 PM (C06tc)

130 Jeff Sessions: Russian Mole

piker

Posted by: Morocco Mole at April 19, 2017 09:13 PM (Tyii7)

131 Hillary....never was so little accomplished by one who was so greatly exalted.

She is a turd. Always was and always will be. All she can do now is do us all a favor and drop dead.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2017 09:14 PM (5VlCp)

132 If you are using an email address provided to you by your employer, you should assume they will read every word you say. This goes for all employers, not just the ones named Clinton. They retain the right to look at everything that happens on their servers and it isn't uncommon that they will use that right to monitor the activities of their employees. And not just email. Any web-surfing as well.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2017 09:14 PM (R+30W)

133 The book is even better and gives some context to the movie's throwaway love subplot. Plus Herman Wouk maeks wurds gud.
Posted by: hogmartin

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Van Johnson is fantastic as the sort of lovable lunkhead.

When my wife and I met and started watching each other's movies we were like...

Me: "What the hell is Van Johnson doing in musicals? He's supposed to be in military flicks!"

Her: "What the hell is Van Johnson doing in military movies? He's a musical leading man!"

Posted by: RKae at April 19, 2017 09:14 PM (oKU1I)

134 She's a scumbag, who's been on the wrong side of the dirt waaaaay too long


Posted by: KenH at April 19, 2017 09:15 PM (nER8W)

135 She is a turd. Always was and always will be. All she can do now is do us all a favor and drop dead.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2017 09:14 PM (5VlCp)


She dropped dead years ago, she's just operating on evil inertia.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2017 09:15 PM (8nWyX)

136 Hillary will never be president; at least until January 2021. That will be her last stand. A rematch against Trump.
Posted by: cm9000 at April 19, 2017 09:13 PM (C06tc)

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I doubt she'll be alive by then comma but if she is, Lord please make this so.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 19, 2017 09:15 PM (N6wId)

137 Van Johnson is fantastic as the sort of lovable lunkhead.
Posted by: RKae at April 19, 2017 09:14 PM (oKU1I)


Likewise Fred MacMurray as the slimy self-serving prick. Not a bad performance in the whole thing, really.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2017 09:17 PM (8nWyX)

138 No no no, the mole is named Morocco.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2017 09:18 PM (uJ/du)

139 The little speech by Jose Ferrer at the end is pretty good.

Posted by: dantesed at April 19, 2017 09:19 PM (88xKn)

140 Wait...Hillary hacked emails? No wonder she was paranoid about the Russians, and destroyed her own.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2017 09:19 PM (eeTCA)

141 Somehow I missed the title of the movie you guys are talking about.

Posted by: Infidel at April 19, 2017 09:19 PM (uKRys)

142 Wait...Hillary hacked emails? No wonder she was paranoid about the Russians, and destroyed her own.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

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Can't have those wedding plans and yoga routines falling into the wrong hands!

Posted by: RKae at April 19, 2017 09:20 PM (oKU1I)

143 The little speech by Jose Ferrer at the end is pretty good.
Posted by: dantesed at April 19, 2017 09:19 PM (88xKn)


Right? The court-martial is supposed to be the big climax, but the Greenwald/Keefer showdown is the real denouement.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2017 09:20 PM (8nWyX)

144 Did Hillary ever find out who took the strawberries?

They called her "Old Yellow Stain" too. But for a different reason.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2017 09:20 PM (qJhUV)

145 Somehow I missed the title of the movie you guys are talking about.
Posted by: Infidel

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"The Caine Mutiny."

Utterly, utterly perfect film.

Posted by: RKae at April 19, 2017 09:21 PM (oKU1I)

146 Takes one to know one.

Posted by: 80's music fan at April 19, 2017 09:21 PM (pHcr7)

147 As if Hillary would appear in a film where someone throws a perfectly good drink in someone's face!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2017 09:21 PM (nlbfN)

148 Quick update. Angel and Angel-clan said 'yes.' The aunts made noises like a chorus of cats being strangled; Angel-mom wept; the Colonel laughed and slapped my shoulder.
https://youtu.be/cUQ0DSfUnok

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:21 PM (Hq7zu)

149 Somehow I missed the title of the movie you guys are talking about.
Posted by: Infidel at April 19, 2017 09:19 PM (uKRys)


The Caine Mutiny, based on the Herman Wouk novel.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2017 09:21 PM (8nWyX)

150 Wow! What interesting and tarded times we live in. The MoldyLocks backstory and story is intersting because microcosm.

If I had a daughter, I'd encourage her to bypass college and to get married and have children and family by age 20 by a man who is established and 26-28ish. Or older.

I see zero shame in the nuclear family and traditional route.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 19, 2017 09:21 PM (2qHjF)

151 >>>Likewise Fred MacMurray as the slimy self-serving prick. Not a bad performance in the whole thing, really.

Fred MacMurray showed a remarkable knack for playing sweaty slimeballs.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 19, 2017 09:22 PM (RrhD2)

152 As if Hillary would appear in a film where someone throws a perfectly good drink in someone's face!
Posted by: andycanuck

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Lamps are her weapon of choice.

Posted by: RKae at April 19, 2017 09:22 PM (oKU1I)

153 Fred MacMurray was a total prick in that movie.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2017 09:22 PM (qJhUV)

154 132 If you are using an email address provided to you by your employer, you should assume they will read every word you say. This goes for all employers, not just the ones named Clinton. They retain the right to look at everything that happens on their servers and it isn't uncommon that they will use that right to monitor the activities of their employees. And not just email. Any web-surfing as well.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2017 09:14 PM (R+30W)

Shit!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 19, 2017 09:22 PM (2qHjF)

155 I see zero shame in the nuclear family and traditional route.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe

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Hard to find shame in a system that works.

Posted by: RKae at April 19, 2017 09:23 PM (oKU1I)

156 "The Caine Mutiny."



Utterly, utterly perfect film.

Posted by: RKae at April 19, 2017 09:21 PM (oKU1I)


Ah, that is a wonderful flick!

Posted by: Infidel at April 19, 2017 09:23 PM (uKRys)

157 Me: "What the hell is Van Johnson doing in musicals? He's supposed to be in military flicks!"

Her: "What the hell is Van Johnson doing in military movies? He's a musical leading man!"

Posted by: RKae at April 19, 2017 09:14 PM (oKU1I)



Battleground being one of his best and all around good WWII movie

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2017 09:23 PM (auHtY)

158 Who am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: Captain Bligh at April 19, 2017 09:24 PM (qFpa2)

159 132 If you are using an email address provided to you by your employer, you should assume they will read every word you say. This goes for all employers, not just the ones named Clinton. They retain the right to look at everything that happens on their servers and it isn't uncommon that they will use that right to monitor the activities of their employees. And not just email. Any web-surfing as well.

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That's why I use code.

BTW, has anyone found my handkerchief with the pizza-related map on it?

Posted by: RKae at April 19, 2017 09:24 PM (oKU1I)

160 129 Hillary will never be president; at least until January 2021. That will be her last stand. A rematch against Trump.
Posted by: cm9000 at April 19, 2017 09:13 PM (C06tc)


We better make damn sure we get some kind of ballot security before then. Voter ID, purging the voter rolls, making sure illegals can't vote, etc.

We can't afford to screw this up. If the Left ever gets into power again, it's over. They're freaking out now because they thought they were *this close* to permanent, unchallenged, and absolute power. If they get power again they will make damn certain of it.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2017 09:24 PM (sdi6R)

161 My friends are so alarmin', my love is never charmin'... Life's just a cocktail party on the street!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 19, 2017 09:24 PM (kP16F)

162 On the other hand, I know all about those yellow-stain blues!

Posted by: hillary (,)(') at April 19, 2017 09:24 PM (nlbfN)

163 Quick update. Angel and Angel-clan said 'yes.' The
aunts made noises like a chorus of cats being strangled; Angel-mom wept;
the Colonel laughed and slapped my shoulder.

https://youtu.be/cUQ0DSfUnok



Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:21 PM (Hq7zu)

they are fortunate to have you as part of their family


Posted by: runner at April 19, 2017 09:24 PM (c6/9Q)

164 I see zero shame in the nuclear family and traditional route.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe
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Those things are just a construct of white western values. It's like Truth, and Objectivity, just artificial cis-normative oppression.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2017 09:24 PM (OdK9v)

165 oh, and Congrats !

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2017 09:25 PM (c6/9Q)

166 Quick update. Angel and Angel-clan said 'yes.' The aunts made noises like a chorus of cats being strangled; Angel-mom wept; the Colonel laughed and slapped my shoulder.
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That's wonderful news Uncle Palpatine! The video was great too, haven't heard that song in years.

Posted by: shibumi at April 19, 2017 09:25 PM (FkAXz)

167 Who am I? Chopped liver?
Posted by: Captain Bligh

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Chopped breadfruit maybe.

Posted by: RKae at April 19, 2017 09:25 PM (oKU1I)

168 Congratulations Uncle Palpatine! No idea what sort of sword-heavy Russo-Vietnamese rituals come next, but that's good news!

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2017 09:25 PM (8nWyX)

169 Congratulations and best wishes Palp.

Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2017 09:25 PM (BO/km)

170 Well, off to work, comrades! Hold fast until the morrow!

Posted by: Eromero at April 19, 2017 09:26 PM (zLDYs)

171 Well done, Uncle Palp! Well done...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 19, 2017 09:26 PM (kP16F)

172 163. Thank you. Doing all I can to make this as painless as possible for them. Start catechism class, etc, on Friday.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:27 PM (Hq7zu)

173 >>>The Caine Mutiny, based on the Herman Wouk novel.

The guy who played Cato in the Pink Panther films?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 19, 2017 09:27 PM (qFpa2)

174 Van Johnson in Battleground is such a believable character. He has his doubts and fears, but he does buckle down and does what is needed in the firefight.

And Khan Noonian Singh, Ricardo Montabaln, was also in that movie.

The movie overall is what a screenplay by Ernie Pyle would resemble I think.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2017 09:28 PM (uJ/du)

175 Thank you. Doing all I can to make this as painless as possible for them. Start catechism class, etc, on Friday.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:27 PM (Hq7zu)



Congratulations to you and Dominus vobiscum.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2017 09:28 PM (auHtY)

176 151 >>>Likewise Fred MacMurray as the slimy self-serving prick. Not a bad performance in the whole thing, really.

Fred MacMurray showed a remarkable knack for playing sweaty slimeballs.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 19, 2017 09:22 PM (RrhD2)


Huh. I saw that movie ages ago. I'll have to watch it again.

I only know Fred MacMurray from playing the father on "My Three Sons" when I was a kid, and Eddie Rickenbacker in "Captain Eddie". Neither of which were slimeballs.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2017 09:28 PM (sdi6R)

177 168. Heh..... my kiddos will be dancing, for sure. Gonna be a hell of a party.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:28 PM (Hq7zu)

178 Hillary is a demented bitch. We dodged such a bullet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2017 09:29 PM (JZdsf)

179 Re Hillary the Abominable: All of the ruthlessness of the Clintons are to be found in that bitch's tiny little sour nugget of a brain. She cares nothing whatsoever about anyone but herself, and power is her aphrodesiac. The sooner her drug and booze addled heart explodes the better for all of mankind.

Plus, I don't like her very much.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2017 09:29 PM (cm1Bl)

180 Congrats Uncle Palp!

Posted by: Infidel at April 19, 2017 09:29 PM (uKRys)

181 Congratulations, Uncle Palpatine!

Posted by: Wenda (sic) at April 19, 2017 09:30 PM (Kr0FZ)

182 Anyone wanna hear my Captain Queef impersonation?

Since you've taken this course, the innocent will be punished with the
guilty. There will be no liberty for any member of this crew for three
months. I will not be made a fool of! Do you hear me?

Posted by: hillary (,)(') at April 19, 2017 09:30 PM (nlbfN)

183 >>>I only know Fred MacMurray from playing the father on "My Three Sons" when I was a kid, and Eddie Rickenbacker in "Captain Eddie". Neither of which were slimeballs.

He also invented Flubber and was the shaggy dog's dad.
But he also sweated his way through Double Indemnity.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 19, 2017 09:30 PM (RrhD2)

184 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:21 PM

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Awesome.

The Horde will abide.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2017 09:31 PM (JZdsf)

185 GO PALP, IT'S YOUR BIRF DAY!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 19, 2017 09:31 PM (RrhD2)

186 The Caine Mutiny was fiction, The Arnheiter Affair was reality.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2017 09:31 PM (uJ/du)

187
148 Quick update. Angel and Angel-clan said 'yes.' The aunts made noises like a chorus of cats being strangled; Angel-mom wept; the Colonel laughed and slapped my shoulder.
https://youtu.be/cUQ0DSfUnok
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:21 PM (Hq7zu)

Sounds like you found and caught a unicorn. I'm happy for ya. Thiese things are rare. You seemed to be blessed.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 19, 2017 09:32 PM (2qHjF)

188 Didn't Fred McMurray play a slimy insurance salesman in Double Indemnity? Or maybe I'm miss remembering.

Posted by: Infidel at April 19, 2017 09:32 PM (uKRys)

189 I only know Fred MacMurray from playing the father on "My Three Sons" when I was a kid, and Eddie Rickenbacker in "Captain Eddie". Neither of which were slimeballs.
Posted by: rickl

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Go watch "Double Indemnity" RIGHT NOW!

Posted by: RKae at April 19, 2017 09:32 PM (oKU1I)

190 Fred McMurray was his best scumbag in The Apartment.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 19, 2017 09:32 PM (IDPbH)

191 Thanks, one and all! The Horde have put up with my babbling about this girl since forever, and it's gratifying to know we haven't wasted our time. Heh...she wants to invite two of her ex's, and has named already one of my nieces she wants present on the big day. 'Let them suffer,' she says. I love this girl....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:33 PM (Hq7zu)

192 Congratulations, your Imperial Majesty!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 19, 2017 09:33 PM (0F26Z)

193 Plus, I don't like her very much.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2017 09:29 PM (cm1Bl)

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Heh. I kind of read that between the lines.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2017 09:33 PM (JZdsf)

194 Fred McMurray was his best scumbag in The Apartment.
Posted by: Jack Sock

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YES!

Posted by: RKae at April 19, 2017 09:33 PM (oKU1I)

195 >>>Fred McMurray was his best scumbag in The Apartment.

That too!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 19, 2017 09:33 PM (RrhD2)

196 The Caine Mutiny was fiction, The Arnheiter Affair was reality.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2017 09:31 PM (uJ/du)




Maurice Micklewhite: Blimey, I'm glad that wasn't playing at the time or I'd be Michael Arnheiter.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2017 09:34 PM (auHtY)

197 Posted by: hillary (,)(') at April 19, 2017 09:30 PM (nlbfN)

This never gets old and will always make me laugh and smile. When I write my will, I'm requesting this sock to be shown on my death bed.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 19, 2017 09:34 PM (2qHjF)

198 True story: Marcus Aurelius Arnheiter, Captain of USS Vance during the Vietnam war, staged his own little production of The Caine Mutiny. He played Captain Queeg himself.
http://www.ussvance.com/Vance/AAbook/ny_times_1968.HTM

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2017 09:34 PM (8nWyX)

199 Aayan Hirsi Ali is on Tucker. Lady is awesome.

Posted by: thathalfrican - at work at April 19, 2017 09:34 PM (nDcc3)

200 Congrats to you, Uncle palpatine!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at April 19, 2017 09:34 PM (P8951)

201 *testing, 1-2-3*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 09:35 PM (6gk0M)

202 wooo, late to the Vance party, I see

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2017 09:35 PM (8nWyX)

203 Double Indemnity and Caine Mutiny for the two least Freddy Mac roles evar.

Posted by: Fred and Wilma's sex slave at April 19, 2017 09:35 PM (qUNWi)

204 The 2020 campaign has already started. Hillary is the odds on favorite for the Democrats.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 19, 2017 09:35 PM (C06tc)

205 Unka Palpatine you ain't got a hair on your ass unless you invite all of us to the party.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 19, 2017 09:35 PM (XHid7)

206 True fact: when Van Johnson was growing up, he was so short that the other kids called him Minivan Johnson.

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at April 19, 2017 09:35 PM (qFpa2)

207 Speaking of movies , Uncle Buck should have won an Oscar. I'm watching it for the 20th time right now.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 19, 2017 09:35 PM (IDPbH)

208 Uncle Palp, uh. "Let them suffer" ???

Hope you know the safe word.

Sounds like you will be living in interesting and fun times. Congrats.

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Now back to my writing. 1,200 words so far today. Monster has been defeated now need to get my protagonist safely to where they can prove that the task has been accomplished.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2017 09:35 PM (uJ/du)

209 Congrats, Uncle Palp!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 09:35 PM (6gk0M)

210 True fact: when Van Johnson was growing up, he was so short that the other kids called him Minivan Johnson.
Posted by: Abraham Lincoln

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I hear his parents moved from England, because the other kids kept calling him "Lorry."

Posted by: RKae at April 19, 2017 09:36 PM (oKU1I)

211 Congrats Unk Palpatine

Posted by: thathalfrican - at work at April 19, 2017 09:36 PM (nDcc3)

212 Monster has been defeated now need to get my protagonist safely to where they can prove that the task has been accomplished.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2017 09:35 PM (uJ/du)


It'll be the guy with the exclamation point floating over his head.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2017 09:37 PM (8nWyX)

213
204 The 2020 campaign has already started. Hillary is the odds on favorite for the Democrats.
Posted by: cm9000 at April 19, 2017 09:35 PM (C06tc)

Infant blood transfusion thrice a day for Her.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 19, 2017 09:37 PM (2qHjF)

214 Aayan Hirsi Ali is on Tucker. Lady is awesome.
Posted by: thathalfrican - at work at April 19, 2017 09:34 PM (nDcc3)

Ah, darn it. Husband is involved in some movie. I have great respect for Ms. Ali; would like to see that.

Posted by: April at April 19, 2017 09:37 PM (e8PP1)

215 205. Of course. The 'rons, with shashkas and bayoneted longarms, to form an honor-guard, teh 'ettes, weeping quietly in the opposite corner. Tracer-fire from a range of mil-surp weapons, then, booze and lezginka and sabre dances. A traditional ceremony......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:38 PM (Hq7zu)

216 Hillary Clinton could have won the election if she would have provided some nice crispy fried chicken to all he staff. The joy they would have felt would have been transferred into more enthusiasm and victory.

Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 19, 2017 09:38 PM (n3hky)

217 Yes, the shashka dance, vodka and some plate breaking, may be some gypsies. sounds awesome !!

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2017 09:40 PM (c6/9Q)

218 Sounds like Fred MacMurray had pretty good range as an actor. He's almost forgotten today.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2017 09:40 PM (sdi6R)

219 The 2020 campaign has already started. Hillary is the odds on favorite for the Democrats.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 19, 2017 09:35 PM (C06tc)



Maybe they can get Comrade Bernie to run again as the pretend opposition candidate. Really appeal to the youth vote

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2017 09:41 PM (auHtY)

220 Congrattulations, Uncle Palpatine!!

On the painless front, have you mentioned there may be a chaps-wearing contingent yet?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2017 09:41 PM (DMUuz)

221 I bet they felt violated.

Posted by: Miguel's butthole at April 19, 2017 09:41 PM (8b+oT)

222 Hillary is evil, period. I don't trust ANYONE over the age of 30 that voted for her. Approximately 50% of our nation are really, really, bad people.

Posted by: Crusader at April 19, 2017 09:41 PM (OXPMi)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2017 09:41 PM (DMUuz)

224 205. Bring an appetite and Tupperware. They're VN - they will cook a crap-ton of insanely good chow.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:41 PM (Hq7zu)

225 hogmartin, methinks thou playeth The Sims far too often.

Can't believe this story is 12k words long and I am still writing the first draft.

And don't forget the fictional novel based on The Arnheiter Affair written by the guy who wrote The Deep Six, The Trouble With Heroes.

https://www.amazon.com/Trouble-Heroes-Martin-Dibner/dp/B0006CFCE6

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2017 09:42 PM (uJ/du)

226 Sounds like Fred MacMurray had pretty good range as an actor. He's almost forgotten today.
Posted by: rickl

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Watch "Double Indemnity." Fred's great, and Barbara Stanwyck was cuter than all get-out! ...And she was a right-winger, from all accounts.

Posted by: RKae at April 19, 2017 09:42 PM (oKU1I)

227 Like with a cloth or something? Did I wipe what? Bill, Chelsea, where are my salts?

Posted by: Fritz at April 19, 2017 09:42 PM (TNQMS)

228 220. Heh...by then, it'll be too late. The Colonel already thinks I'm a Cossack - he'd probably shrug off assless chaps as worn by my guests.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:43 PM (Hq7zu)

229 The 2020 campaign has already started. Hillary is the odds on favorite for the Democrats.

Posted by: cm9000

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Nah. They had to force every other Dem to stand down. If they all do that again, then we'll know that the Clintons have dirt on EVERYBODY!

Posted by: RKae at April 19, 2017 09:43 PM (oKU1I)

230 Maybe they can get Comrade Bernie to run again as the pretend opposition candidate.

I've had conversations with Sanders supporters who ACKNOWLEDGE that Hillary STOLE the nomination from Sanders. And these same idiots shrug their shoulders and ADMIT that they voted for Hillary after she did so.

What. The. Hell.

Posted by: Crusader at April 19, 2017 09:44 PM (OXPMi)

231 224
205. Bring an appetite and Tupperware. They're VN - they will cook a crap-ton of insanely good chow.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:41 PM (Hq7zu)


Congratulations Uncle Palp!..will there be some nice crispy fried chicken? If not, I can hook you up!

Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 19, 2017 09:44 PM (n3hky)

232 226. Double Indemnity ' damned fine flick. And it's got Edward G......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:44 PM (Hq7zu)

233 If they all do that again, then we'll know that the Clintons have dirt on EVERYBODY!

What, you'd be surprised or something?

Posted by: Crusader at April 19, 2017 09:45 PM (OXPMi)

234 Why the hell does Tucker have that filthy scrunt on his show?

That voice.

Gah.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 19, 2017 09:46 PM (Uxokn)

235 226. Double Indemnity ' damned fine flick. And it's got Edward G......
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine

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My favorite Edward G is Fritz Lang's "Scarlet Street." Eddie plays a boring banker who dreams of being a painter, falls for a younger woman, and gets his life ruined. It's astounding.

Totally against type for him.

Posted by: RKae at April 19, 2017 09:46 PM (oKU1I)

236 Palp it sounds stellar. I can bring much vodka, frozen in blocks of ice.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 19, 2017 09:46 PM (XHid7)

237 Barbara Stanwyck was a comely lass.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2017 09:46 PM (qUNWi)

238 Barbara Stanwyck was a comely lass.
Posted by: eleven

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I wouldst take kindly to swiving her.

Posted by: RKae at April 19, 2017 09:47 PM (oKU1I)

239 236. Heh....if I could, I'd get Tengger Cavalry there for the big day. But, doubtless, they'll be otherwise engaged on the day.

https://youtu.be/h1UhoGJ2PwA

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:49 PM (Hq7zu)

240 Aayan Hirsi Ali is on Tucker. Lady is awesome.

Posted by: thathalfrican

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She is a very impressive person. Her story of what she endured is unbelievable. Her books are well worth the read.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 19, 2017 09:50 PM (Uxokn)

241 238. Gotta agree - blondes are seldom my type, but she had this sharpness to her.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:50 PM (Hq7zu)

242 "Barbara Stanwyck was a comely lass."

Loved her "The Lady Eve" and "Ball of Fire".

Posted by: Tuna at April 19, 2017 09:50 PM (jm1YL)

243 238.
And that was a honey of an anklet she was wearing......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:51 PM (Hq7zu)

244 Just finished the book "Shattered" (listened to it from audible.com)
It covered the timeline thoroughly, but since it is based on quotes from the people involved, both verbal and written, it is limited -- lengthy, but shallow. I suspect that the authors included only what they can verify, when they are sued in court.

While there is new stuff to learn because it contains a ton of information from campaign insiders, there is not much red meat in there for partisans. Well, I guess, unless you are a lefty partisan, then you would be mad. But really, there is no mention of the vodka swilling or lamp throwing that we speculate happening.

And, I suppose that it was outside the scope of this book to criticize Obama, righties reading this book will be startled at how flattering it is of him (his oratory, his temperament, his concern for orderly transfer of power on account of how much he loves the country, barf).

Posted by: Mongerel at April 19, 2017 09:51 PM (QkRei)

245 Why the hell does Tucker have that filthy scrunt on his show?
That voice.
Gah.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 19, 2017 09:46 PM (Uxokn)


You can rest assured that shit won't fly on the ScoggFactor. Because at the ScoggFactor ... we're looking out ... to screw.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 19, 2017 09:52 PM (fiGNd)

246 Congrats UP!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 19, 2017 09:52 PM (mMeIQ)

247 *ponders*

Do the hand off in the back of a London pub? Or in broad daylight in front of the statue of Reagan at the old US Embassy in London?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2017 09:52 PM (uJ/du)

248
My favorite Edward G is Fritz Lang's "Scarlet Street." Eddie plays a boring banker who dreams of being a painter, falls for a younger woman, and gets his life ruined. It's astounding.

Totally against type for him.
Posted by: RKae


Ever see "Woman in the Window" ?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0037469/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2017 09:53 PM (IqV8l)

249 "Sounds like Fred MacMurray had pretty good range as an actor. He's almost forgotten today."

Not if you watch TCM. He was quite the leading man back in the day. Starred with every big name female star there was.

Posted by: Tuna at April 19, 2017 09:53 PM (jm1YL)

250 *ONT is NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 09:54 PM (6gk0M)

251 Holy shit, my scrotum looks like it spent the day in mid January exposed and skiing at Vail.

Long night for me. Ugh.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 19, 2017 09:54 PM (2qHjF)

252 I told my Angel, 'I've got fifty acres of orchards and such, but they're in the middle of nowhere, ' and she said, 'so you have land. But after we build a home there for our families, where should we live?'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:55 PM (Hq7zu)

253 Congratulations Palp, on a campaign well executed! May you and your bride-to-be enjoy a long life together!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, at Provisional Basestar at April 19, 2017 09:58 PM (66CWr)

254 "Barbara Stanwyck was a comely lass."

Loved her "The Lady Eve" and "Ball of Fire".
Posted by: Tuna

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"The Strange Love of Martha Ivers." Film noir with a really gripping conclusion. And Kirk Douglas plays a nerd in glasses.

Posted by: RKae at April 19, 2017 10:00 PM (oKU1I)

255 Ever see "Woman in the Window" ?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0037469/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

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That certainly looks like my cup of tea!

Looks very much like "Scarlet Street" and even has Dan Duyea in it, too!

Posted by: RKae at April 19, 2017 10:02 PM (oKU1I)

256
247 *ponders*

Do the hand off in the back of a London pub? Or in broad daylight in front of the statue of Reagan at the old US Embassy in London?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2017 09:52 PM (uJ/du)

Please. Dead drop in a clump of clammy cold chips wrapped in the Times. Nobody but a rat would touch it. Recovery is pick it up and transfer then dump the chips in trash. Hilarity results if rat runs off with the mcguffin.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 19, 2017 10:04 PM (e1mEI)

257 Congratulations, Uncle Palpatine!

Well done.

A long life and much happiness for you all.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2017 10:04 PM (u82oZ)

258 After the crowd filtered through, one officer asked the other "Hey, aren't you worried about an inquiry from the DOJ into how you're oppressing their civil rights?"

After half a moment, the officers both burst out laughing uproariously, then wandered off to find a drink.

Somewhere nearby, an eagle screamed.

Posted by: Funkotron at April 19, 2017 10:08 PM (EUeY7)

259 It makes sense that Hillary did not respect the confidentiality of her staff's emails considering how she treated her emails as secretary of state. Whatever she felt she needed to do, like put them on a private server with less security protection than a gmail account, she did.

Posted by: HarriedandHopeless at April 20, 2017 07:14 AM (Y1Oht)

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